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On The First Day After Christmas My True Love Gave To Me: An ONT!

Hello everyone! Hope y'all had a happy Christmas.


Americans.jfif

See No Evil


The depravity the contemporary Left willfully overlooks


Now, accusing your neighbor of being a moral degenerate is generally frowned upon. For good reason. In the real world, we still need to live together peacefully. And anyway, my liberal acquaintances and friends are delightful people.

It is because my liberal friends are delightful people that I must assume they are being willfully blind to the numerous depravities of the contemporary Left.

Indeed, one of the biggest clues that Democrats are increasingly uneasy about the morality of progressive social policies is the pervasive use of euphemisms.

Take what is perhaps the most pernicious Orwellian phrase in American life: “gender-affirmation care.”

Though Google AI assures me the process “helps people live as their authentic gender, rather than the gender they were assigned at birth,” I suspect most normies don’t really buy into this rubbish. Your “authentic” gender is the one you’re born with, as we all know, which is no more “assigned” to you than your IQ or hair color. We have no obligation to deny objective truths.

You are, of course, free to disagree with me. No one is stopping you from seeking out “gender-affirmation care.” But one of the duties of a civilized people is protecting children from violence. If you tolerate children being subjected to needless life-altering surgery and synthetic drugs that destroy their development, you are abetting state-sanctioned child abuse. It is evil, no matter how benign its official description.

I don't get it myself, but I'm not sure what it is with liberals. Take the trans issue for example. I'm told that these people need to be given drugs or surgery because the stress of “living in the wrong body” is such that many of them will attempt suicide. Wow. That sounds serious. So I look up the stats, and lo and behold it seems that 40% of those who mutilate their bodies in the name of “affirming” their gender later attempt suicide. Whoa. Looks like the mutilation isn't solving the problem. Maybe there's something else going on. How hard is that?

But for these hardliner libs, and I'm not talking about activists, just normal libs, treat any questioning of the narrative as heresy. Why? Group think? Tribal identification? I'm really not sure.


Buh-Bye


Homan Threatens Funding for States that Impede Deportation — ‘That’s Going to Happen’


“They can beat their chest to be sanctuary cities all they want,” he continued. “They’re part of the United States, whether they like it or not. This is a federal issue. Even the governor of Texas, he’s the one trying to enforce federal law against the Biden administration that won’t. But these states, much like the Confederacy, they want to go on their own, they want to do their own thing. To me, you’ve got a powerful weapon among others, which is, OK, no federal funds. Boom. Last thoughts.”

“And that’s going to happen,” Homan replied. “I guarantee you, President Trump will do that. But secondly, this administration has turned this world upside down, so now I’m being attacked, right? I’ve got death threats. My family is not even living in my home right now. So all of a sudden, the guys who want to enforce the law are the bad guys; the guys who break the law are the victims. And for those mayors and those governors who say they’re going to stop me from — and stop ICE from doing their job, stop me from doing this job, listen to the Laken Riley tape.”

I sincerely hope that this isn't all bukkake theater. I know what I said.


Tonight's Question

OR food.jfif


Bye Bye Base

How Democrats Lost Their Base and Their Message

In each campaign, win or lose, Mr. Trump made major inroads among longtime Democratic voters. First, it was the Northern white working class. Then, it was Hispanic and Asian voters in 2020. Finally, it was young voters and, to a lesser extent, Black voters. In each case, Mr. Trump’s gains went far beyond what Democrats had ever imagined.
Even at the times Mr. Trump made relatively few gains — say, among Hispanic voters in 2016 or Black voters in 2020 — Democrats nonetheless underperformed. In 2016, despite a campaign dominated by Mr. Trump’s inflammatory comments about immigrants and Mexicans, Hillary Clinton failed to improve over Barack Obama’s performance among Hispanic voters. Democrats then lost ground among them in 2018. Similarly, Democratic support among Black voters fell in 2020, and the Black share of the electorate declined as well, despite the outpouring of activism in the wake of the death of George Floyd. Black turnout then slipped yet again in 2022.
The overarching pattern is clear. In election after election, Democrats underperformed among traditional Democratic constituencies during the Trump era. Sometimes, it was merely a failure to capitalize on his unpopularity. Other times, it was a staggering decline in support. Together, it has shattered Democratic dreams of building a new majority with the rise of a new generation of young and nonwhite voters.
This overarching pattern requires an overarching explanation: Mr. Trump’s populist conservatism corroded the foundations of the Democratic Party’s appeal. It tapped into many of the issues and themes that once made these voters Democrats.
While the damage was mostly concealed by Mr. Trump’s unpopularity, the backlash to his norm-shattering presidency drew the Democratic Party even further from its traditional roots. The extent of that damage is now clear.

The question is, is this a Trump specific pattern, or will the right be able to keep some of those voters in '26 and beyond?


Musical Interlude


This one is a link because I don't know how to download videos from Instagram


Get Off My Lawn

50 Times Old People Were Completely And Totally Inappropriate On The Internet This Year


The Enemy Within

Tearing Leviathan Apart


First, on Day 1 of his second term, Trump must fire via his Reduction in Force authority 200,000 federal employees, preferably at the GS-12 and 13 levels. Of course the federal employee unions, which should cease to exist, will sue for a stay. That case will likely wind its way through the courts for 18 months or so (unless the Supreme Court fast tracks it). But once it reaches the SCOTUS, the fundamental question to be asked is: can the head of the Executive Branch, the duly elected President of the US, hire or fire whoever he pleases as per the Constitution? Or do the extra Constitutional statutes and regulations protecting the civil servants supersede the Constitution? With this SCOTUS, the odds are they will side with the originalism of the Constitution and give the President the right to hire and fire whoever he pleases inside the Executive Branch, where most of the Administrative State resides. 

Then Trump becomes the Demolition Man for at least the last two years of his Administration: firing large swaths of the federal government and shutting down departments and agencies. Most importantly in that process, removing those positions from the federal rolls and imploding the buildings he’s emptied and building a Freedom Park (or parks) over the top. Perhaps he even creates the monument he envisioned in July of 2020 and places the statues of our great American heroes over the remains of the Administrative State.

The swamp is the predictable result of having a “professional” civil service. I've long said the patronage system was far preferable. Most folks look at me like I'm crazy.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Christmas:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, National Whiner's Day ONT!

OK, maybe not "Yay", but it's kind of a habit now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 26, 2024 10:02 PM (lUFok)

2

HI!

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:02 PM (3ek7K)

3 Furst!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)

5 * dons gloves *

Happy Boxing Day, Horde!

Posted by: mikeski, unclear on the concept at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

6 Nutz!
And well done Blanco B.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

7 >Tonight's Question


avocados

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 10:04 PM (/7KEl)

8 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2024 10:04 PM (YTktQ)

9 hey guys! hope you are all enjoying christmas!

remember it lasts until twelfth night! its not just one day

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

10 BTW you're not missing anything on MNF

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)

11 Sorry I'm late, I was trying trying to exchange a gift I got because it was too small. I just wanted the same thing, but in a larger size, but the stupid clerk said they can't do thst with gift cards.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (bIotS)

12
Merry Day After Christmas!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (Xwngz)

13

What in the world would we all do without ACE???

Ace, may you live long and prosper! That ain't any other site that is like yours.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (3ek7K)

14 taken

Posted by: Ciampino - I thought my property taxes should help pay for it at December 26, 2024 10:05 PM (i0xsb)

15 Merry Christmas! The Octave of Christmas.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 26, 2024 10:06 PM (QSrLX)

16 The swamp is the predictable result of having a “professional” civil service. I've long said the patronage system was far preferable. Most folks look at me like I'm crazy.

At least in a patronage system, the employees are responsible to someone...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

17
...and don't get me started of the prostrate exam hysteria bullshit

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 10:06 PM (J4gi/)

18 The question is, is this a Trump specific pattern, or will the right be able to keep some of those voters in '26 and beyond?


You're kidding, right?

Posted by: GOPe at December 26, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)

19 TNF - my mistake

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl)

20 ...and don't get me started of the prostrate exam hysteria bullshit
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 10:06 PM (J4gi/)


Don't take a prostrate exam lying down!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

21 Most overrated food: Ratatouille.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (kpS4V)

22 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

We interrupt WeirdDave's most excellent ONT with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update:

I finished it. All 1,329 pages. Stay tuned for the Sunday Morning Book Thread for more information.

We now return you to your ONT high jinks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

23 Evening. WD. And Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (8zz6B)

24 Biden Admin went ballistic when the Russian's attacked Ukraine on Christmas day...

Because, you know... NO ONE would attack an enemy on Christmas!

Posted by: George Washington at December 26, 2024 10:09 PM (QAkQ3)

25 I burned a good dozen boxes today, while burning some pine straw and sticks. It was Boxing Day fun.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (G5+As)

26 "The swamp is the predictable result of having a “professional” civil service. I've long said the patronage system was far preferable. Most folks look at me like I'm crazy."

Many of us 29 year olds were taught in history class that the spoils system was a bad thing, only improved with the advent of the civil service system.

We were mistaught.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (IlAew)

27 Overrated food that people pretend to enjoy?

Maybe kale. That shit is like eating weeds out of the lawn.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (yjflf)

28 I finished it. All 1,329 pages.
----

You read a Stephen King novel?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

29 I finished it. All 1,329 pages. Stay tuned for the Sunday Morning Book Thread for more information.

We now return you to your ONT high jinks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

An instruction booklet?

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

30 >Tonight's Question

avocados
Posted by: Don Black


Good call.

My answer: escargot. It's a chunk of foam rubber soaked in butter and garlic. Just have spaghetti aglio e olio, or some other actual food soaked in butter and garlic, instead.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

31 Biden Admin went ballistic when the Russian's attacked Ukraine on Christmas day...

Because, you know... NO ONE would attack an enemy on Christmas!
Posted by: George Washington at December 26, 2024 10:09 PM (QAkQ3)

December 25th isn't Christmas Day in either Russia or Ukraine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (8zz6B)

32

Having lived many many years in the South, I hate pine straw. Twice when I opened a bale of pine straw there were snakes in the bale.

Nope, didn't do that again.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (3ek7K)

33 28 I finished it. All 1,329 pages.
----

You read a Stephen King novel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

Ace Movie review...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (QAkQ3)

34 Don't Russkie's celebrate Christmas on a different day?

Posted by: Latvian Orthodox at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (G5+As)

35 Tonight's question? A tossup:

( ). Kale

( ). Arugula

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (7ZQe3)

36 The question is, is this a Trump specific pattern, or will the right be able to keep some of those voters in '26 and beyond?

This is Trump specific.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (yjflf)

37
Kale sucks.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (3ek7K)

38
Overrated food that people pretend to enjoy?

fcking GRAPEFRUITS

Nobody eats this shit!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (J4gi/)

39 My answer: escargot. It's a chunk of foam rubber soaked in butter and garlic. Just have spaghetti aglio e olio, or some other actual food soaked in butter and garlic, instead.


that's a great answer! they. are. terrible!

also frog legs and I would say crab legs tbh. loads of work and not that great

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (Pv3Rg)

40 Sorry I'm late, I was trying trying to exchange a gift I got because it was too small. I just wanted the same thing, but in a larger size, but the stupid clerk said they can't do thst with gift cards.
Posted by: tankdemon


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

41 Many of us 29 year olds were taught in history class that the spoils system was a bad thing, only improved with the advent of the civil service system.

We were mistaught.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (IlAew)

And the public school teachers peddling that shit are members of the Teachers Union. Coincidence? Haw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

42 So I look up the stats, and lo and behold it seems that 40% of those who mutilate their bodies in the name of “affirming” their gender later attempt suicide.

Studies have shown for years that "transgender" people who mutilate their bodies are no less depressed and no less suicidal after surgery.

After all, you don't really change genders by having the surgery, and realizing that you've mutiliated yourself for no reason doesn't help your emotional equilibrium.

I read a thing a few months ago when a tranny was sitting next to a table of 20-something women, who were effortlessly discussing jobs and clothes and boyfriends, and was absolutely consumed with rage realizing that he could never, ever, pretend to be 1% as feminine as these women so effortlessly were.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)

43
Pete Seria,

Neither

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (3ek7K)

44 Congrats Professor!

Good evening Horde.

Thanks WD

Posted by: TRex at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (7fFhw)

45 34 Don't Russkie's celebrate Christmas on a different day?
Posted by: Latvian Orthodox at December 26, 2024 10:11 PM (G5+As)

Come on... this is the Left... don't let actual FACTS get in the way of moral outrage!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (QAkQ3)

46 Send all unwanted Home Depot, Lowes, Ace Hardware or Harbor Freight gift cards to "Some Rat" care of "Ratco, 'A better tomorrow sometime in the future.' "

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (+VovS)

47 27 Overrated food that people pretend to enjoy?

Maybe kale. That shit is like eating weeds out of the lawn.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 10:10 PM (yjflf)

Kale. Definitely kale.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (IlAew)

48
What do you get when you stick an Orange up hillary clinton's bitter ass?

A grapefruit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (J4gi/)

49 You read a Stephen King novel?
Posted by: All Hail Eri
---
Sanderson's Wind and Truth

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (BpYfr)

50 ...and don't get me started of the prostrate exam hysteria bullshit
Posted by: Soothsayer

"You're going to feel a little prick. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

51 My true love, she's doing it to me again this year!

Now I have two pear trees. It's too early to plant them, so I've moved them to the garage. The partridges are pooping on the truck.

I learned from last year and released the two turtle doves into the back yard, where the local red-tailed hawks will make a snack of them.

Clearing space in the freezer for the French Hens.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Twelve nightmarish days, day 2 at December 26, 2024 10:14 PM (rlxnV)

52 >>Many of us 29 year olds were taught in history class that the spoils system was a bad thing, only improved with the advent of the civil service system.

>>We were mistaught.

The same people also taught us tariffs were bad when this country was founded and built on tariffs.

Lots of unlearning needs to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 10:14 PM (LkLld)

53 34 Don't Russkie's celebrate Christmas on a different day?


Most Ukas do as well - they celebrate at the end of Christmas season for us - Jan 6 - which is Epiphany for us (or three kings day)

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (Pv3Rg)

54 Don't Russkie's celebrate Christmas on a different day?

January 7th, which is December 25th under the old calendar.

A quarter of Ukraine celebrated January 7th as well, until Zelensky banned that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (uxCna)

55 Ukas! - Ukes

Ukrainians

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (Pv3Rg)

56 50 ...and don't get me started of the prostrate exam hysteria bullshit
Posted by: Soothsayer

"You're going to feel a little prick. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

And thus began the Political rise, of Barry Soetero.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (QAkQ3)

57 Was it windy and truthy?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

58 Overrated foods?

Any furrin food.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (0eaVi)

59 Overrated: Raw Oysters

Posted by: Snot Good at December 26, 2024 10:15 PM (G5+As)

60 sorry ok probably I meant Jan 7 (although Im pretty sure it is the 6th?)

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 10:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

61 But for these hardliner libs, and I'm not talking about activists, just normal libs, treat any questioning of the narrative as heresy. Why? Group think? Tribal identification? I'm really not sure.

Two reasons, one philosophical and one practical.

On the practical level the left has been successful only in being completely dogmatic and hierarchical. Whether or not an individual leftist really believes in tranny ideology or not their leaders have. Challenging this then opens up the possibility of conservatives "winning" which must be stopped at all costs because history can only go in one direction.

Then on the philosophical level the left has come to believe reality is merely a shared illusion. So what isn't a trans-woman actually a woman? Well because YOU PEOPLE won't believe she is. If you could be forced to thing the correct way, well, then she would be. So the problem isn't that it is physically impossible to become a woman, the problem is that you are racist, sexist, and anti-trans...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 10:16 PM (oZhjI)

62 Having lived many many years in the South, I hate pine straw. Twice when I opened a bale of pine straw there were snakes in the bale.

Nope, didn't do that again.
Posted by: four seasons

Never found live snakes in hay bales, few mummified ones, but nothing alive.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 26, 2024 10:16 PM (+VovS)

63 Tonight's Question

Tonight's Answer: Sushi

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 10:16 PM (ODCB/)

64 sorry ok probably I meant Jan 7 (although Im pretty sure it is the 6th?)

The 7th.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 10:17 PM (uxCna)

65 "You're going to feel a little prick. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

"I'm going on a date with a midget?" Kamala asked the palm reader.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 10:17 PM (8zz6B)

66 Never seen a bale of pine straw, never seen a snake wrapped in a bale of hay.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 10:17 PM (ODCB/)

67 Overrated food that people pretend to enjoy:

Manhattan clam chowder.

Posted by: 496 at December 26, 2024 10:17 PM (t+VLa)

68 Overrated food people are just pretending to enjoy

bronze - bone marrow
silver - burrata
gold - Nutella

Posted by: Guvnah at December 26, 2024 10:17 PM (8k+5u)

The Simple Life Cafe

petitfrancestrasbourg.jpg
Petit France, Strasbourg


Little Westie will protect you from the mean tyrannosaurus.

A big reach from a good boy.

Wait for me, I've got little legs!

She plays with such passion!

Serenading your donkeys.

More hide-and-seek with a golden dum-dum.

This seems like a pretty good life:

If you want to get rich, get into the farming grift:

Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM




Comments

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1 Well this is a surprise! Early cafe!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (pZEOD)

2 First.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (wZ2Bf)

3 Damnit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:17 PM (wZ2Bf)

4 I hath called the others.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (pZEOD)

5 Yay! I made it!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (lXCUP)

6 You can have first, Boss Moss. Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (pZEOD)

7 Lueve gatos y perros.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 04:20 PM (jgmnb)

8 You're either First or you're Not.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

9 Whoops, looks like Ace hit post a little early on the cafe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 04:22 PM (2UnvF)

10 Who broke the blog?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (GSHbq)

11 I know I'm not the only one that wants to see a hammock hanging in the vicinity of our planet's most idiotic animals.... PANDAS.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (dIske)

12 wait whut? where's e'erbody at?

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 04:25 PM (8uzBS)

13 And, just like that, the Café Thread wasn't there.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 04:26 PM (a3Q+t)

14 That baby girl, River, is very well guarded by that pack of GSDs.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (MsrgL)

15 Those are big German Shepherds.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (hoCmQ)

16 I suppose the bear cam videos on youtube bring in more $$ than the cost of the produce they eat and the things they break. But I just can't grok encouraging wild animals, especially something powerful like a bear that could kill ya if its in a bad mood or hungry to hang around your living area. And yes I know black bears rarely attack people unless they are starving, but I still can't grok it.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (UKUm3)

17 Well.... these things happen

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at December 26, 2024 04:41 PM (dzZCL)

18 "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie was cute.

And willowed.....

184 I'm taking care of my friends' other cats for the next 7 days.

Starry is an outdoor cat. Beautiful cat and she's the mother of Snowflake and Trumpy.

And there are 2 very furry beautiful kittens. Snowflakes' children.

And popular opinion is that Trumpy is the father. As the kids said, they are married, even though they are brother and sister.

Beats dating I guess....

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:26 PM (jvJvP)

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:27 PM (jvJvP)

19 From the still, it looks like that kid and her muscle are here to collect.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2024 07:28 PM (4780s)

20 Rick Beato is not happy about the term Yacht Rock and he's got a stemwinder of a video talking about it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

21

Her name is Lola
She has big knockers
She plays classics
And she plays rockers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

22 16 I suppose the bear cam videos on youtube bring in more $$ than the cost of the produce they eat and the things they break. But I just can't grok encouraging wild animals, especially something powerful like a bear that could kill ya if its in a bad mood or hungry to hang around your living area. And yes I know black bears rarely attack people unless they are starving, but I still can't grok it.


agree fully

we have a lot of black bears in PA and people are getting too cozy with them up in the Poconos and by our cabin in the endless mountains.

they are very destructive! and dangerous. not at all harmless.

I am all for shooting bears, sorry.

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 07:31 PM (Pv3Rg)

23 For those of you joining us late here in the Café (after 4:41 PM EST), we saved you the remains of the buffet. Not sure whats still available at the bar, perhaps some Boones Farm or Mogen David, but feel free to have a wee drop or two.

Oh, yeah, Happy Boxing Day!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Blizzard of posts this afternoon. Can't keep up. Are we settled on the cafe until ONT-time now?

Woulda-been willard:

Amazon is researching on how Santa is able to traverse the Globe in a few hours, including hundreds of millions of stops.
RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.


This was answered a long time ago. Simple: Santa is a Time Lord and the sleigh is his Tardis. Has all the time in the world to visit all the good little Christian kids' houses and digest the unhealthy snacks.

Also, about the Flintstones celebrating Christmas, some commenters have it partially right. They are actually living in a post-apocalyptic future. The dinosaurs were escapees from Jurassic Park.

Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)

25 Lol.

Cbc .... Trump calls for Gretzky to run for Governor of Canads.

Troll level....MASTER!

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (jvJvP)

26 >>>>That baby girl, River, is very well guarded by that pack of GSDs.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (MsrgL)
*****
Interesting how those GSDs figured out that guarding River is their new job. I always heard that they need work and a purpose Smart dogs, lucky kid.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 07:36 PM (VS0eV)

27 Lol.

Cbc .... Trump calls for Gretzky to run for Governor of Canads.

Troll level....MASTER!
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (jvJvP)

I'm surprised he didn't call out William Shatner, to get someone equal to his trolling skills in their government.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:38 PM (VNX3d)

28 Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM


Despite the extensive and public knowledge of their polymorphically perverse behavior, as well as the extreme mephitic nature of their projectile pooping, a couple of commentators here support penguins. Why is that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

29 Hi Ace Merry Christmas 🎄

Posted by: LASue at December 26, 2024 07:40 PM (lCppi)

30 Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)

-----------------------------------------

When a sock goes missing from the dryer, where does it go?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 26, 2024 07:41 PM (OGOaV)

31 I'm surprised he didn't call out William Shatner, to get someone equal to his trolling skills in their government.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:38 PM (VNX3d)

Good idea.

The cats are in and tired. My brother brought my 88 year old mother to the hospital to get her checked out. The dog Ralphy is depressed. The cats are inside and not zoomy.

And I'm having a 12 pack which I can't usually do taking care of everyone and thing.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:42 PM (jvJvP)

32 they are very destructive! and dangerous. not at all harmless.

I am all for shooting bears, sorry.
Posted by: Black Orchid
***********
We have several bear seasons in PA, but any bear taken has to be presented, whole, at a state game check station. It's the only animal where that's required. To me that is just too much work.

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 07:42 PM (SvfV7)

33 Also, about the Flintstones celebrating Christmas, some commenters have it partially right. They are actually living in a post-apocalyptic future. The dinosaurs were escapees from Jurassic Park.

Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)

Don't be silly. It says right in the opening credits that they are a "MODERN stone age family." Like the Bidens are a modern crime family. Same kinda deal there. Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:43 PM (K861k)

34 Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Castle Guard at December 26, 2024 07:44 PM (Aqu9a)

35 We have several bear seasons in PA, but any bear taken has to be presented, whole, at a state game check station. It's the only animal where that's required. To me that is just too much work.


PA state game wardens are ridiculous

we need to cull our barrrr population, STAT!

btw I am very tired

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 07:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

36 I have a friend here who hunts bears. I can't imagine why. I certainly don't eat predators. I don't need a bear skin rug, or any such item. But I would shoot one in a heartbeat if it went for one of my dogs or DH. BIL only shot the one that kept coming into the fenced play yard when the kids were small. Bears who behave themselves are safe around me.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:45 PM (K861k)

37 From the still, it looks like that kid and her muscle are here to collect.
Posted by: From about That Time


"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. One way or the other, you're going to the cornfield."

"Wishing is easier. Being dragged by Zeus and Champ will hurt more."

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

38 >>>More hide-and-seek with a golden dum-dum.

I'd like to play a little hide and seek with the owner, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (klJTj)

39 Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)


Did anyone have "Javier Milei quoting Hunter S Thompson in an official speech about the Argentine Modular Nuclear Reactor program?"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (D7oie)

40 You're either First or you're Not.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 04:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Unless you're the lead commentator, the view is the same.

Posted by: The Lead Dog at December 26, 2024 07:47 PM (Aqu9a)

41 Did anyone have "Javier Milei quoting Hunter S Thompson in an official speech about the Argentine Modular Nuclear Reactor program?" on their 2024 Bingo card?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:48 PM (D7oie)

42 Cbc .... Trump calls for Gretzky to run for Governor of Canads.

Troll level....MASTER!
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (jvJvP)
====

I really like this Pierre Poilievre fellow.

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:48 PM (RIvkX)

43 Did anyone have "Javier Milei quoting Hunter S Thompson in an official speech about the Argentine Modular Nuclear Reactor program?"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (D7oie)
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Are you kidding? It's the center square on my BINGO card.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

44 /creepy sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:48 PM (RIvkX)

45 How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 07:49 PM (iziT8)

46 Black bears are the dorks of the bear world. I once watched two young ones pull a feather pillow out of the trash and beat it so hard it looked like it was snowing. They really enjoyed that, and so did we. Of course we kept our distance, but they bears could not have cared less that we were there. Rare to find a starving bear up here, unless they are ill, which is also rather rare. I expect Alaska is pretty good living if you are a bear. All those salmon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:49 PM (K861k)

47 Good evening everyone
Way late because spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

48 How long will France get to celebrate Christmas?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

49 I just can't grok encouraging wild animals, especially something powerful like a bear that could kill ya if its in a bad mood or hungry to hang around your living area.
Posted by: PaleRider


That's why it works to read all of the text on the youtube still as one sentence.

"Woman buys new hammock for bear family, the dodo."

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

50 45 How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?
Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 07:49 PM (iziT

Thigh Master.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:50 PM (K861k)

51 How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?
Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 07:49 PM


It's an automatic, not a stick, duh!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

52 45
'How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?'

Obviously the rock wheels are hollow and some stone age animal is running inside them like a hamster wheel.
It's stone age equivalent to hydraulic assist.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 07:51 PM (3wi/L)

53 'How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?'

Obviously the rock wheels are hollow and some stone age animal is running inside them like a hamster wheel.
It's stone age equivalent to hydraulic assist.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 07:51 PM (3wi/L)

How do you think Pixy trains the hamsters for this site?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (VNX3d)

54 How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?
Posted by: eleven


I want to know how anyone steers with one front wheel and one rear wheel, both soil-compactor-sized, and both on fixed axles.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

55 That little Westie. That's one sinister little hellraiser. Dogs can have intelligence, but there is no way you can explain "entertainment" or "make-believe" to a dog. They see what's in front of them, take it in, and react accordingly (usually based on instinct).

BUT, that little bastard is wagging his tail throughout that entire T-Rex attack. Bus gets plastered (wag wag wag). Bus plows into store (wag, wag wag). Guy gets picked up and eaten (wag, wag, wag).

I'm telling...Little Westie there is one depraved son of a bitch...literally.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (dIske)

56 I really like this Pierre Poilievre fellow.

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:48 PM (RIvkX)

Unless he talks about jab deaths and injuries, I'm not voting for him.

One big uniParty.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:53 PM (jvJvP)

57 'How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?'

She has prosthetic rock wheels instead of feet?

It must have been a terrible accident.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 07:53 PM (i0F8b)

58 The sad part is kids outlive their childhood pets. By no means they shouldn't have one, just the way life is.

Hope everyone has a great evening
I have a long commute and. Have to be out before 6am.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

59 54 How can Wilma drive a car with giant rock wheels?
Posted by: eleven

I want to know how anyone steers with one front wheel and one rear wheel, both soil-compactor-sized, and both on fixed axles.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)
You have a tricycle when you were young?

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 07:54 PM (LHPAg)

60 Cbc .... Trump calls for Gretzky to run for Governor of Canads.

Troll level....MASTER!
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (jvJvP)

I think Wayne is much to liberal for the job. Needs a hard-ass conservative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 07:57 PM (8zz6B)

61 Willowed again!!!!!

190 188 ----
Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
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https://tinyurl.com/3ea8b4sb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ODCB/)

Have you tried Abbr.?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:36 PM (ynpvh)
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I'm shocked Jim. Such a simple solution. Brilliant. A++

Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant mad? at December 26, 2024 07:57 PM (i0xsb)

62 I'm telling...Little Westie there is one depraved son of a bitch...literally.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (dIske)

The depravity of terriers is one of their charms. I had an Australian terrier once who ran up to DH at the dog park and peed on his leg, to prove to the rest of the park that DH was his. He would nearly turn himself over an pee on himself trying to pee higher than big dogs. That little shit was positively possessed. And a marvelous dog in every respect. Fair Dinkum Jazzman Louie Armstrong. Also responded to "you little shit."

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:57 PM (K861k)

63 60
'Needs a hard-ass conservative.'

Are there any?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 07:57 PM (3wi/L)

64 I attended a Hunter Thompson speech at University many moons ago. I didn’t really know who he was but he had name recognition. My politics was considerably uninformed.

I don’t believe he was drunk, strangely enough. Sure wish I could find a transcript, as his speech was entirely unremarkable and I don’t remember anything, I seem to recall he bitched about GHWB.

What I do remember, once he got to the lectern he pulled a Colt Peacemaker revolver with about a 9” barrel and laid it down. That was part of his schtick.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 07:58 PM (JIDSP)

65 Watching 1% Club on Amazon Prime.

Episode 3. I want to save a bunch for my buddy. They ask a bunch of questions, not trivia, to a lot of Americans. Have 100 contestants. Each has $1000.

They ask questions 90% of Americans got right.
Then 80%, 70% down to 15%, 10%, 5% and the 1 percent.

It's logic, word, spatial reasoning puzzles.

I took a test at the computer company like this when I worked at the casino. White guy in a room full of Indians. The guy in charge said the test would tell them exactly how great a programmer you could be.

40 questions.

Very hot black girl came up to me shortly after grading. I was the only person they ever had that scored perfect.

Go white guy.

Still. Cool show. I do stop it to check my answers. I'm not the fastest. And I've had plenty of Christmas beer. But still.

I do get the 5% and 1% questions right. Sometimes after some thought, but still.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:58 PM (jvJvP)

66 Willowed some more - Ace's fault here .......

191 138 137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks ....
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Chemical Enya with that 'alizarin crimson'. Wait that's from the madder plant?

What really cool colors could we get from the 'maddest' plant?

Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant madder? at December 26, 2024 07:59 PM (i0xsb)

67 Gnight Skip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:59 PM (RIvkX)

68 I think Wayne is much to liberal for the job. Needs a hard-ass conservative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 07:57 PM (8zz6B)

So, we're screwed?!

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

69 I want to know how anyone steers with one front wheel and one rear wheel, both soil-compactor-sized, and both on fixed axles.
Posted by: mikeski

You have a tricycle when you were young?
Posted by: Eromero


Yes, and the front wheel turned relative to the rear wheels. The Flintstone's car's wheels can't do that.

I'm not even sure what the steering wheel is there for, other than to have something for Fred to hold on to while he's walking the car forward or backwards.

I haven't watched it since I was a kid, but weren't there times where he made a U-turn by deadlifting the car and turning himself? Zero turning radius!

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 08:00 PM (DgGvY)

70 I wouldn't hunt bears. They don't taste particularly good and the meat is oily and kinda foul.

I don't know about a bearskin rug. I guess if it was necessary to stay warm in a log cabin, sure. But isnt that what a fireplace and a cast iron insert is for?

My mom and dad always kept a teapot full of water on the insert. Otherwise it was too dry inside. Made your nose bleed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:01 PM (mT+6a)

71 Flintstones jumped the shark early, with that goofy Kazoo

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (JIDSP)

72 "... he made a U-turn by deadlifting the car and turning himself? Zero turning radius!
Posted by: mikeski "


The old ways truly are best.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (iziT8)

73 So, we're screwed?!
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

I think Pierre Polievre is the best we can reasonably expect to get right now. And he is an Albertan, and not a damned Easterner, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (8zz6B)

74 But isnt that what a fireplace and a cast iron insert is for?

That’s what both of them are for. Git yourself a stove AND a bear rug.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 08:03 PM (JIDSP)

75 My mom and dad always kept a teapot full of water on the insert. Otherwise it was too dry inside. Made your nose bleed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:01 PM (mT+6a)

I keep a cast iron one on the woodstove. We haven't used the woodstove much this year. We haven't harvested our wood, and we moved in here in late October so we didn't have time. I suppose I could just buy some, but that doesn't really fit my energy budget. We heat with Toyos and heating oil, so it's dry. DH bought a humidifier for the interim. I hope we do better next year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:04 PM (K861k)

76 73 So, we're screwed?!
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

I think Pierre Polievre is the best we can reasonably expect to get right now. And he is an Albertan, and not a damned Easterner, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (8zz6B)
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However he is Frenchified right?

Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant madder than hell? at December 26, 2024 08:05 PM (i0xsb)

77 And he is an Albertan, and not a damned Easterner, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (8zz6B)

The farther west you go, the more sense Canada makes, until you hit Vancouver. Those folks are crazy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:05 PM (K861k)

78 Here you go. Crack shack or mansion Vancouver.

Is it a crack shack or a million dollar home.



https://tinyurl.com/5esj5crp

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:10 PM (jvJvP)

79 Flintstones jumped the shark early, with that goofy Kazoo
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 08:02 PM (JIDSP)

It paid the bills and led to better gigs. And it's Mr. Great Gazoo to you.

Posted by: Zombie Harvey Korman at December 26, 2024 08:11 PM (Aqu9a)

80 What really cool colors could we get from the 'maddest' plant?
Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant madder?


Actually, they're just homophones. Madder (the plant) and madder (more angry) have no etymology in common. The plant name goes all the way back to Proto-Indo-European. The emotion comes from a Proto-German word for "abnormal," which became a word for "out of your mind" in Old English.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 26, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

81 However he is Frenchified right?
Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant madder than hell? at December 26, 2024 08:05 PM (i0xsb)

Franco-Albertans have been an integral part of Alberta since Alberta has been any kind of polity at all. They have never been "othered", so they don't carry a communal chip on their shoulders. And mostly, they don't give a shit about Quebec.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

82 Chickenhawks are about to destroy the Bears.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:13 PM (K861k)

83 34 Follow me for any other mysteries you need cleared up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Ace, blizzard poster at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (rlxnV)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Castle Guard at December 26, 2024 07:44 PM (Aqu9a)
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European or African?

.... wait, airspeed or velocity? Can't have both, that's like saying what's the speed of speed. Mind you Monty Python would probably make it work employing a warty wooden witch or two.

Posted by: Ciampino - does the swallow float? at December 26, 2024 08:14 PM (i0xsb)

84 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 26, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

Shut up, Wesley.

Mandatory.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:14 PM (K861k)

85 I think Pierre Polievre is the best we can reasonably expect to get right now. And he is an Albertan, and not a damned Easterner, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I thought he was from Winnepeg? Or is that just where his grandfather settled when he came over?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 26, 2024 08:15 PM (b294k)

86 . And mostly, they don't give a shit about Quebec.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

Does anyone?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:15 PM (jvJvP)

87 I love Canada land. The people are polite and helpful, the meat and fish is good and fresh. I used to love going to Vancouver for a girls weekend, and Victoria too.

But those friends were lost to Covid. They went nuts. I told Them they were full of shit. Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (/0DxH)

88 80 What really cool colors could we get from the 'maddest' plant?
Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant madder?

Actually, they're just homophones. Madder (the plant) and madder (more angry) have no etymology in common. The plant name goes all the way back to Proto-Indo-European. The emotion comes from a Proto-German word for "abnormal," which became a word for "out of your mind" in Old English.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 26, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)
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SHUT UP WESLEY!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Yes, shut the F up Wesley at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (i0xsb)

89 Geno, get off yer ass. The Bears still suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFAvrmbSXg

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (K861k)

90 I thought he was from Winnepeg? Or is that just where his grandfather settled when he came over?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 26, 2024 08:15 PM (b294k)



Born and raised in Calgary, AFAIK. Educated at U of C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (8zz6B)

91 86 . And mostly, they don't give a shit about Quebec.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

Does anyone?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:15 PM (jvJvP)

Maybe the Québecois? But I could be wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (ynpvh)

92 But those friends were lost to Covid. They went nuts. I told Them they were full of shit. Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (/0DxH)

It still hurts. That people would leave a friendship over bullshit. I lost my BFF because she went fag-hag and decided guns were evil. Her mom was quite a good shot on the farm, killing the owls that got into the hens. But somehow, that didn't sway her. So because I shoot, I was evil.

Yeah, we shared our entire adolescence happily, but now I'm the problem.

I think she probably resents my happy marriage as well. I miss her. I doubt she misses me. Sad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:20 PM (K861k)

93 And mostly, they don't give a shit about Quebec.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How would Canadian national politics differ if the English just let Quebec go their own way which they're ALWAYS threatening to do? No more Bloc.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 26, 2024 08:21 PM (b294k)

94 87 I love Canada land. The people are polite and helpful, the meat and fish is good and fresh. I used to love going to Vancouver for a girls weekend, and Victoria too.

But those friends were lost to Covid. They went nuts. I told Them they were full of shit. Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (/0DxH)
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I love the Canadian Police car chase.
https://youtu.be/4baX8NfOEP0

Posted by: Ciampino - Jokes about Canada are funny because bland at December 26, 2024 08:22 PM (i0xsb)

95 Yeah, we shared our entire adolescence happily, but now I'm the problem.

I think she probably resents my happy marriage as well. I miss her. I doubt she misses me. Sad.

Posted by: tcn in AK

People are Asshoe. I'm grateful for this place, and the gentle souls that comment here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 08:23 PM (MsrgL)

96 Quebec City is a very cool place. Sadly, inhabited by far too many French Canadians but the city itself is beautiful.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

97 Geno, you tool.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:23 PM (K861k)

98 How would Canadian national politics differ if the English just let Quebec go their own way which they're ALWAYS threatening to do? No more Bloc.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 26, 2024 08:21 PM (b294k)

We would be a lot better off without Quebec.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (8zz6B)

99 87 I love Canada land. The people are polite and helpful, the meat and fish is good and fresh. I used to love going to Vancouver for a girls weekend, and Victoria too.

But those friends were lost to Covid. They went nuts. I told Them they were full of shit. Oh well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:17 PM (/0DxH)

Hi nurse.

Try the 16 question Vancouver crack shack or mansion quiz.

My brother took my elderly mother to the hospital to get her checked out for pain in her side. All the animals are depressed. The dog Ralphy worships her.

The cats are in. Not zoomy at all. Trumpy even went up to Ralphy to console him.

I'm drinking and a caregiver so screw it. Taking a day off.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

100 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe)

101 I'm drinking and a caregiver so screw it. Taking a day off.
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

Honey, we are all drinking. It's what we do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:26 PM (K861k)

102 How is it raining in Chicago right now? WTF? Well, it probably feels more like Seattle, then, so what's Geno's excuse?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:27 PM (K861k)

103 Honey, we are all drinking. It's what we do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:26 PM (K861k)

Cheers, friends!

*raises glass

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

104 101 I'm drinking and a caregiver so screw it. Taking a day off.
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

Honey, we are all drinking. It's what we do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:26 PM (K861k)

I'm always happy for the Horde.
Thanks.

Game show or Japanese 'documentaries' about college coeds...

Also a Horde thing.....
Maybe for some...

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:28 PM (jvJvP)

105 Try the 16 question Vancouver crack shack or mansion quiz.

My brother took my elderly mother to the hospital to get her checked out for pain in her side. All the animals are depressed. The dog Ralphy worships her.

The cats are in. Not zoomy at all. Trumpy even went up to Ralphy to console him.

I'm drinking and a caregiver so screw it. Taking a day off.
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

Heh. Some of those Vancouver homes look familiar. All that a "mansion" needs to become a crack shack is to be vacant and get squatted in by transients.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:30 PM (8zz6B)

106
Hubby and I expect the evil mfs to come up with some kind of national emergency to mess up Trump's inauguration. We are not doom and gloomers, we don't trust the evil ones.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 08:30 PM (3ek7K)

107 If I didn’t have to get up at 0400 for work I’d have a couple drinks with you morons.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

108 How do you think Pixy trains the hamsters for this site?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (VNX3d)

With the lash.

Posted by: Red One at December 26, 2024 08:33 PM (8s11j)

109 Evil never sleeps. They will be trying stuff forever.

But now we are all paying attention and we know their tricks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

110 108 How do you think Pixy trains the hamsters for this site?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:52 PM (VNX3d)

With the lash.
Posted by: Red One at December 26, 2024 08:33 PM (8s11j)
And rum, and…..that other thing.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 08:35 PM (LHPAg)

111 Heh. Some of those Vancouver homes look familiar. All that a "mansion" needs to become a crack shack is to be vacant and get squatted in by transients.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 08:30 PM (8zz6B)

Like my mother's child hood home in Detroit.

Now torn down.

Separate note....so many depressed animals with Mom gone. About 5 hours in the ER so far, hasn't been seen.

Even the cats are inside for the first time in 3 months....ughhhh.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:37 PM (jvJvP)

112 103 Honey, we are all drinking. It's what we do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 08:26 PM (K861k)

Cheers, friends!

*raises glass
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!



How about coffee? I'm drinking coffee. No booze at work, those jerks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 08:39 PM (C26rB)

113 Hi, Stateless.

Enjoy your 'day off' while you can!

I slept so well, while hubby was in hospital. Because I knew he was getting good care & I didn't need to worry for a change.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 08:42 PM (YoCnN)

114 113 Hi, Stateless.

Enjoy your 'day off' while you can!

I slept so well, while hubby was in hospital. Because I knew he was getting good care & I didn't need to worry for a change.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 08:42 PM (YoCnN)

{{{JQ}}}

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

115 71 Flintstones jumped the shark early, with that goofy Kazoo
Posted by: Common Tater


Preach it, Brother!

Posted by: Cousin Oliver at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (G5+As)

116 How about coffee? I'm drinking coffee. No booze at work, those jerks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 08:39 PM (C26rB)


Eh, I'm drinking water with a splash of apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)

117 Soprano State U is beating Kansas State, 41-29, in some bowl game. The Rate Bowl? Ok. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (C26rB)

118 Sorry to hear about your mother, Stateless. I hope it turns out to be some minor little thing.

Query: does a person get seen immediately at the hospital if they go by ambulance rather than showing up on their own at the emergency room?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 08:45 PM (3AwA+)

119 How do you think Pixy trains the hamsters for this site?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

With the lash.
Posted by: Red One

And rum, and…..that other thing.
Posted by: Eromero


Rum, for sure. One little airline bottle will keep them spinning in their wheels for a month.

The other thing..... I don't think Pixy is related to Richard Gere.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 08:46 PM (DgGvY)

120 For dinner I am making a chicken pot pie, with celery, carrots, garlic, ham and chicken gravy

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 08:47 PM (D7oie)

121 114 113 Hi, Stateless.

Enjoy your 'day off' while you can!

I slept so well, while hubby was in hospital. Because I knew he was getting good care & I didn't need to worry for a change.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 08:42 PM (YoCnN)

{{{JQ}}}

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

Hugs to both of you.

In a not liberal, Democratic Party way.

Man, the animals. Dogs, and cats are the best.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:47 PM (jvJvP)

122 >>Flintstones jumped the shark early, with that goofy Kazoo

Yea, that was the unbelievable part. The part where Fred is using a brontosaurus to work the quarry was totally believable.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 08:47 PM (LkLld)

123 Query: does a person get seen immediately at the hospital if they go by ambulance rather than showing up on their own at the emergency room?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 08:45 PM (3AwA+)

For heart issues, yes.

I've taken parents to the hospital many times at 5am or so which works out well.

My brother wanted to take over so fine.
I'm just tired.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:50 PM (jvJvP)

124 122
'The part where Fred is using a brontosaurus to work the quarry was totally believable.'

It's just a cartoon, man. You aren't supposed to take it literally.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:50 PM (3wi/L)

125 Flintstones always seemed stupid and usually some little kid wanted to watch it when Star Trek was on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 08:51 PM (RIvkX)

126 Thanks, Stateless. Hang in there. Praying for you tonight.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 08:52 PM (3AwA+)

127 116 How about coffee? I'm drinking coffee. No booze at work, those jerks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 08:39 PM (C26rB)

I went into work in Columbus, Ohio very late one night to support a client having issues. It was at least 10pm.

Roaming the building, I did find hidden beer and helped myself to a couple. If I'm being wonderful for people at midnight on a weekend night, I've earned that.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:55 PM (jvJvP)

128 101 I'm drinking and a caregiver so screw it. Taking a day off.
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:24 PM (jvJvP)

Honey, we are all drinking. It's what we do.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Enjoy your day off! Drink your face off. Make sure the cats are safe from the elements.

I adore how you have succumbed to their wiles

Jeebus Geno sucks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:55 PM (mT+6a)

129 Eh, I'm drinking water with a splash of apple cider vinegar.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 08:43 PM (D7oie)
My Uncle drank a mix of honey, applecider vinegar, and cayenne pepper every morning. Made to 80 still working as a trim carpenter. Stick-built in house cabinetry.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 08:56 PM (LHPAg)

130 126 Thanks, Stateless. Hang in there. Praying for you tonight.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 08:52 PM (3AwA+)

Thank you.
All!

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:57 PM (jvJvP)

131
I adore how you have succumbed to their wiles

Jeebus Geno sucks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 08:55 PM (mT+6a)



Give me one minute.

70 second video of Snowflake chasing snowflakes. She's less than 10 pounds but so fluffy.

Brb

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 08:59 PM (jvJvP)

132 Query: does a person get seen immediately at the hospital if they go by ambulance rather than showing up on their own at the emergency room?
Posted by: Brunnhilde
-------

In our experience, ambulance has been quicker, at least to be assigned an ER bed. Get seen by Dr.? Nope.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:01 PM (YoCnN)

133 Nurse!

Try to resist this little cloud of purring love..

https://tinyurl.com/mrjvu59r

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 09:01 PM (jvJvP)

134 JQ,
Well, that's something, I guess. I can't see sitting in an er waiting room for hours while ill, surrounded by other sick "individuals." What a circle of hell that must be.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 09:05 PM (3AwA+)

135 134 JQ,
Well, that's something, I guess. I can't see sitting in an er waiting room for hours while ill, surrounded by other sick "individuals." What a circle of hell that must be.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 09:05 PM (3AwA+)

That was the last time I was in the hospital for what was diagnosed as a return of sepsis. Son dropped me off, checked in, had my vitals taken (and not returned, what cheek!), then sat in the waiting room for an hour or two, in pain, waiting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

136 What a circle of hell that must be.
--------

Yes.

And we're not in some huge metro area, so the ERs (2 hospitals, one way better than the other) are not usually overrun with the *usual suspects*... but sometimes they are quite busy. And, of course, always understaffed.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:12 PM (YoCnN)

137 Query: does a person get seen immediately at the hospital if they go by ambulance rather than showing up on their own at the emergency room?
Posted by: Brunnhilde
~~~~~

It only gets you triaged earlier.

Something for everyone to remember: if you have volunteer EMS in your community, your ambulance transport is free of charge. However, if you have a paid emergency service in your town, your transport will only be covered if your insurance determines that your illness or injury required ambulance transport. In other words, with paid service, don't call an ambulance if you break your arm or sprain your ankle--it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2024 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

138

My husband has Scleroderma. He's 75 and it's taking a toll on him. It's in his digestive tract. He had an attack Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. It breaks my heart when he has an attack because there isn't anything I can do to help him through an attack.

He is awesome though. We were going to the oldest son's house to have Christmas with our four grandchildren but we couldn't go. He was really bummed because he didn't get to wear his ugly Christmas sweater, lol. I told him the season isn't over, so he will be able to wear his sweater.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

139 That was the last time I was in the hospital for what was diagnosed as a return of sepsis. Son dropped me off, checked in, had my vitals taken (and not returned, what cheek!), then sat in the waiting room for an hour or two, in pain, waiting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

Mom always gets amazing care at our hospital. Even if it takes a while.

She's a sweet ex-nun and the hospital staff always take great care of her. She's written the food people notes thanking them for the great food. People have told me those notes are hanging on the wall.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 09:14 PM (jvJvP)

140 And Soprano State U, loses. KState wins the Rate Bowl.

They're not even trying with these bowl names. Sheesh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 09:15 PM (C26rB)

141 Something for everyone to remember: if you have volunteer EMS in your community, your ambulance transport is free of charge. However, if you have a paid emergency service in your town, your transport will only be covered if your insurance determines that your illness or injury required ambulance transport. In other words, with paid service, don't call an ambulance if you break your arm or sprain your ankle--it will cost you an arm and a leg.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2024 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

$225 Canadian for an ambulance in Ontario but you pay $75.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 09:18 PM (jvJvP)

142 125 Flintstones always seemed stupid and usually some little kid wanted to watch it when Star Trek was on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 08:51 PM (RIvkX)
----
punchline only
"Now I'm watching Froofy The Dog".
(Bill Cosby)

Posted by: Ciampino - Whatever, he's still funny. at December 26, 2024 09:18 PM (i0xsb)

143 Next up? Bowling Green vs. Arkansas State in Mobile Alabama. I like that part of Alabama. I'd live in Dauphin Island, but I don't want my home getting blown away by those huge hurricanes they get in those parts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 09:19 PM (C26rB)

144 Can hardly wait to see the amberlamps bill for hubby...

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:20 PM (YoCnN)

145 Whoa! Space and time continuum! I wasn’t even here and I made first!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 09:22 PM (p4NUW)

146 144 Can hardly wait to see the amberlamps bill for hubby...
Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:20 PM (YoCnN

First time with the ambulance?

How is he?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 09:22 PM (jvJvP)

147 Stateless,
Snowflake is gorgeous.

Please enjoy your night off.

When I went to the ER for my belly pain, I kinda knew what was going on and gave the nurses all the code words they needed to get my blood drawn and CT scan stat.

On the surgical table within 2 1/2 hours of arriving and discharged to home post surgery after another 3.

Not bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 09:23 PM (mT+6a)

148 $225 Canadian for an ambulance in Ontario but you pay $75.
Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 09:18 PM (jvJvP)
~~~~~

It's $600 by me.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2024 09:25 PM (3ImbR)

149 Stateless, that yellow picnic table is constructed exactly like the one my dad built in the 70s. I have it on my patio now.

Posted by: Emmie at December 26, 2024 09:25 PM (Sf2cq)

150 >>Something for everyone to remember: if you have volunteer EMS in your community, your ambulance transport is free of charge. However, if you have a paid emergency service in your town, your transport will only be covered if your insurance determines that your illness or injury required ambulance transport. In other words, with paid service, don't call an ambulance if you break your arm or sprain your ankle--it will cost you an arm and a leg.

When I had a heart attack my local volunteer EMS picked me up and drove me to the nearest hospital. Being a heart attack I actually got seen right away.

Then they determined I needed to go up to Providence for a procedure and that was a private ambulance. Boy howdy was that an expensive ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:26 PM (LkLld)

151 Last time 2020. Chest pains. Called ambulance. It comes with the Fire Dept. and is commercial, Litton or something like that. Cost me $50 and insurance paid the rest, which included ridiculous things like an aspirin.

Posted by: Ciampino - & I thought my property taxes helped pay for it at December 26, 2024 09:27 PM (i0xsb)

152

We're in SW Wyoming. We have to go to Utah to the main hospital. We looked into helicopter insurance but we aren't covered here. We can't imagine how much it will cost to get almost 2 hours to Utah.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:28 PM (3ek7K)

153 151
Yes. I went from ambulance to an ER examination table. Seen right away. After a couple of hours of tests, etc. I was admitted. Stent insert eventually. Previous time, chest pains, daughter drove me, ER, seen right away and admitted fairly quickly.

Posted by: Ciampino - & I thought my property taxes should help pay for it at December 26, 2024 09:32 PM (i0xsb)

154 151 153
Forgot to say Southern Illinois.

Posted by: Ciampino - I thought my property taxes should help pay for it at December 26, 2024 09:33 PM (i0xsb)

155 I keep being told I will probably need a second stent due to arteriosclerosis, eventually. What is your experience?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

156 First time with the ambulance?
How is he?
Posted by: Stateless
--------

First time we've had them take him in, instead of just helping him into my car. (fire dept. EMS)

He's... okay. He fell in the middle of the night, on the way to bathroom. I was asleep & unaware until morning. No blood, but he was talking funny & confused.

Nothing broken & they did head CT-- "not stroke"-- plus some arrhythmia (which had started earlier this year).

We're sure now it's due to his liver disease. Hepatic encephalopathy. Lots of lactulose & diapers & heartache.

Wait and see, if he recovers his mind. He knows who & where he is, and who I am. Irrational thinking and confusion rule his days.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:37 PM (YoCnN)

157 Just get the DeLuxe roadside service thru AAA.

Have them tow your vehicle to the Hospital.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 09:38 PM (17WQZ)

158 Doctors make more money on procedures and prescriptions than they do by healing people.

After covid, I don't trust any of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 09:40 PM (mT+6a)

159 The Ambulators!

Posted by: A.W.Merrick at December 26, 2024 09:40 PM (i0F8b)

160
Amen Nurse. We feel the same way.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:40 PM (3ek7K)

161 JQ,
That sounds like muy husband only we didn't reallyknow it was liver disease. He was sleepy all the time. He had some internal bleeding from it but I couldn't talk him into seeing a doctor for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2024 09:41 PM (NQtI0)

162 Do stents have to be taken out and replaced after so long?

Posted by: Ciampino - I thought my property taxes should help pay for it at December 26, 2024 09:44 PM (i0xsb)

163 Doctors make more money on procedures and prescriptions than they do by healing people.

After covid, I don't trust any of them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 09:40 PM (mT+6a)

--------------

And the health insurance & legal industries serve to encourage fraud: exorbitant prices & unnecessary procedures.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 26, 2024 09:44 PM (z3WOQ)

164
And Soprano State U, loses. KState wins the Rate Bowl.

They're not even trying with these bowl names. Sheesh.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Give them all a number and take away all their names.

Posted by: Secret Agent Bowl at December 26, 2024 09:44 PM (63Dwl)

165 We should be getting a Weird Dave ONT this evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 09:46 PM (8zz6B)

166

On a different note, I'm really in to Pillsbury's Crescent Roll Sheet.

I've made it with sausage and cheese, ham egg and cheese. Today I used a can of apple pie filling, which I doctored up with vanilla, allspice and brown sugar.

There are many ways to use it.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:46 PM (3ek7K)

167 >>I keep being told I will probably need a second stent due to arteriosclerosis, eventually. What is your experience?

Mine was due to some questionable life choices. My cardiologist told me to stop doing stupid things and I should be in the clear but we'll see.

If it happens again I definitely won't assume it's indigestion and wait a week to get it checked out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)

168 I will never discourage folks from seeking medical care. You do what you feel is right for you, your spouse, your family and your lifestyle. Think about what you want for your 70s and 80s and 90s. Independence? Supported living? With your kids or in a facility? Are you ok sitting in a chair looking out the window? How about mere existence?

It's tough. But, at the end of the day, it's up to you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 09:50 PM (mT+6a)

169 166

On a different note, I'm really in to Pillsbury's Crescent Roll Sheet.

I've made it with sausage and cheese, ham egg and cheese. Today I used a can of apple pie filling, which I doctored up with vanilla, allspice and brown sugar.

There are many ways to use it.
Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:46 PM (3ek7K)

Not on the roll sheet, but on the pie filling...when you have a jar of fruit pie filling and you want to make pie or something similar, add equal amounts of fresh fruit and more seasoning (and a touch of starch depending on the fruit), but no more sugar. You won't miss it, you'll get varying textures of the fruit (and enough of the fruit), and you'll impress folks who won't realize you just used an Aldi's or Trader Joe's jar as the base, ala Sandra Lee (who had a nice "semi-homemade" concept, except she had no idea how to execute it b/c she couldn't cook)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 26, 2024 09:50 PM (exHjb)

170 Nurse,

I am afraid you are right. The medical establishment whored itself out.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 09:52 PM (3AwA+)

171 Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2024 09:41 PM

Hubs was diagnosed with End Stage Liver Disease, early 2021. We were told he had "maybe 3-6 months, probably less" back then. "Get your affairs in order." said the doctor...

It's a miracle (according to ALL of his Dr's) that he's survived this long. And was doing well enough, really, until just a couple weeks ago. BAM!.

His kidney function is down, too. And to be honest, he's been losing ground mentally --ever so slowly-- for months.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 09:54 PM (YoCnN)

172
Nurse,

Husband and I have had THE conversation many times. We are elderly and don't want any care which will be long term. We differ from many other people, but we aren't going to burden our family if there is no hope.

We don't want to end up vegetables, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 09:55 PM (3ek7K)

173
Yeah, why does the siren-blaring Fire Engine always have to come with the Ambulamps??

A union thing??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 09:55 PM (J4gi/)

174 Govs. Kathy Hochul and Gavin Newsom Post Their Happy Kwanzaa Videos

https://is.gd/ZvEGtm

-
And me caught without handcuffs or a tazer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 09:55 PM (L/fGl)

175
In fact, I think a police cruiser comes, too.

So, a 911 call for an ambulance becomes a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey circus at your house.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 09:56 PM (J4gi/)

176 Mine was due to some questionable life choices. My cardiologist told me to stop doing stupid things and I should be in the clear but we'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw

But you dont know that. There are a lot of folks who live to 80 treating their bodies and minds like crap.

There are people who live like saints and die at 45.

What quality of life do you want? How much of a burden are you happy to put on your kids?

I don't want to live forever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 09:57 PM (mT+6a)

177 If it happens again I definitely won't assume it's indigestion and wait a week to get it checked out.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~

One of the first signs of a heart attack is denial.

Bad Jack. Bad, boy Jack.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 26, 2024 09:57 PM (3ImbR)

178
There is not a single black in the entire world who *really* "celebrates" or acknowledges that fake kwanza bullshit fake day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 09:57 PM (J4gi/)

179
I will bet my left nut that a legit kwanza-celebrating black is more rare than a unicorn.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 09:58 PM (J4gi/)

180 If there's something acute going on, get it checked out.

But taking multiple medications and scheduling your life around medical appointments and procedures is no way to live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 10:00 PM (mT+6a)

181 We live literally across the street from a well-run emergency room. I've been there twice, both false-alarms. But both at the time felt pretty scary. last time was when my blood pressure was scary high.

Thing is, I felt kind of dumb for going in, but also I think it was the right call, because I am no longer 29.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 26, 2024 10:00 PM (Ad8y9)

182

AMEN Nurse!!!

Posted by: four seasons at December 26, 2024 10:00 PM (3ek7K)

183 179
I will bet my left nut that a legit kwanza-celebrating black is more rare than a unicorn.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 09:58 PM (J4gi/)

Honestly, I always thought it has only lasted this long b/c
public school teachers didn't want to only teach winter holidays about white people...

Now that Diwali is around, its usefulness is much less...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 26, 2024 10:01 PM (exHjb)

184 180 If there's something acute going on, get it checked out.

But taking multiple medications and scheduling your life around medical appointments and procedures is no way to live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 10:00 PM (mT+6a)

Depends if you're 45 or 85...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 26, 2024 10:02 PM (exHjb)

185 Diwali, Die!

Posted by: Beaver, armed with a knife at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (8zz6B)

186 Went to the emergency room at 6AM Sunday morning. The illegals hadn't woken up from their drunken stupor yet, so got right in.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (aZxh/)

187 NOOD ONT WD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (YTktQ)

188 I don't plan on being a burden to anybody. Wouldn't mind taking a few more trips around the sun.

I'm not exactly living the Jack Lalanne lifestyle. Just cut out a couple of the most egregious issues.

Having a dad die slowly from Parkinson's over 20 years I'm pretty aware of what I don't want.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 10:03 PM (LkLld)

189 My dad’s name was “Connie.” Navy corpsman. He had a stroke. My mom had him placed in assisted living near me. He was lost multiple times after seizures. I had to track him down after “Events” at the assisted living facility.

Posted by: Oso loco at December 26, 2024 10:04 PM (YjLFi)

190 But you dont know that. There are a lot of folks who live to 80 treating their bodies and minds like crap.


Both sets of grandparents are now gone. My Dads parents died at 88 and 94. They smoked like chimneys and were alcoholics. My moms parents lived till 97 and 101. They did not smoke or drink booze.

Living is bad for your health. Drink a beer, have a steak.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 10:07 PM (C26rB)

Flying Bears Open Thread

Out of control. Just completely out of control.

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1 Can't be first.

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (SvfV7)

2 Yo!

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (/YN3Y)

3 Durn.

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (/YN3Y)

4 You know the drill, cosda.

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (/YN3Y)

5 5st

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (eXRad)

6 Sweet story.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (ZmEVT)

7 Ace is pushing Ebenezer down like the fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (aD39U)

8 Nooded

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (SvfV7)

9 Just… damn… can’t get settled in today…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:29 PM (PCK5/)

10 Ace, did you forget your Ritalin??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

12 Joey is where, again?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (QSrLX)

13 WTF is that "Kwanzaa" flag the
pickaninnies are shown waving, a Pali flag?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (8Yuew)

14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

15
So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal


Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

16 Often visited by Taurus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

17 15
So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal

Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

I LOVE bears! Big hairy guys...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

18 I will honor you.

Posted by: The Bear at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)

19 Of course this happened in Russia.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

20 The bear didn't do any flying.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (wZ2Bf)

21 16 Often visited by Taurus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

I call bull.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

22 Pitt HC is an idiot. In the 2nd OT, they had 4th and goal at the 1 trailing by 3. Go for the win. They end up losing the game 4th and goal, essentially, from the 3 in the 4th OT.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (M6Sd8)

23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

24 That is so hot.

Posted by: Leonardo diCaprio at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (GazsR)

25 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

At least it hasn't gone to the dogs...yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

26 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

It’s been hard to bear…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (PCK5/)

27 Is there a forest nearby perchance? I feel the need to go to the little bear's room....

Posted by: The Bear at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

28 It's the Bear necessities
The simple Bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

29
don't You People have silly college football games to watch, today??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (J4gi/)

30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

31 School cafeteria pizza

https://tinyurl.com/4whmubnh

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (aD39U)

32 So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal

Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

Oso it seems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (xAPJi)

33 Bear doesn't taste good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (wZ2Bf)

34 24 That is so hot.

Posted by: Leonardo diCaprio at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (GazsR)

LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

35 Epilogue: Then one day, Andre took him on an Azerbaijan Airlines flight...

Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (GazsR)

36 I WILL FUCKING CUT A BITCH!

Posted by: Goldilocks at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (2UnvF)

37 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd8)

38 Let us remember to bear one another’s burdens…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (PCK5/)

39 30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

40 The bear's mama "killed by hunters" huh?
How about refunding all the The Pittman-Robertson Wildlife Restoration Act tax money? Huh?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (8Yuew)

41 The video is pandaing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (wZ2Bf)

42 25 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

At least it hasn't gone to the dogs...yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

::: looks back a few threads :::
Uh, Nevermind...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

43
btw, did you see how the Texans screwed over the Steelers, yesterday?

Texans had absolutely zero to gain/lose with a win/loss. Except for helping the Ravens get over the Steelers in the AFC West.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (J4gi/)

44 All bears want to eat you. Just because they're not snacking on you now doesn't mean that in fifteen minutes they're not going to have a bowl of you with a diet coke. Or a pineapple and human pizza. Human sushi. Human fried rice. Cinnamon human crunch cereal. Etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (Y6IkP)

45 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.
Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd



A 7-5 cripple fight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (aD39U)

46 Yay! A bear post. Hopefully we'll see more bears in future cafe threads.

The wall behind my desk is covered in grizzly bear paintings and prints. I have a long history of association with grizzly bears from school mascots to up close and personal encounters where life and death rested on a trigger pull.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (3Ev2O)

47 43
btw, did you see how the Texans screwed over the Steelers, yesterday?

Texans had absolutely zero to gain/lose with a win/loss. Except for helping the Ravens get over the Steelers in the AFC West.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (J4gi/)

Chiefs, I think…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

48 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.
Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd

Pitt vs Toledo. It's like watching the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xAPJi)

49 I would bet money they killed the mother with a Mosin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (aD39U)

50 39 30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

51 Where was Nagant?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

52
Fuck the "Bowls!"

I was done with all the stupid "bowl" games when Corporate Capitalism ruined the Tradition and sold off all the bowl names.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

53 It's not "A unexpected..." It's "An unexpected..."
Sorry, couldn't get past the error in the video title

15 yards. Loss of down.

Posted by: Grammar Nerd at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (dg+HA)

54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

55 They will have it drinking beer soon

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

56 Weedwhacker Bowl Week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (xAPJi)

57 I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

At least I avoided a brown out!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

58 54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

Are you serious??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (PCK5/)

59
Pitt vs Toledo. It's like watching the Special Olympics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xAPJi)

________

Watched some of the Hawaii Bowl. It was like watching a high school game. And not even a Texas high school game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (dxSpM)

60 Steelers were doomed the moment Russel Wilson took a snap.
Bills beat the Jets this week, next week at Pats is meaningless.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (M6Sd8)

61 54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

Poké Bowl
Açai Bowl
Cereal Bowl
Toilet Bowl
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

62 Everybody know you have to have a "Hawkins" to go Baaare huntin.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (XTmTf)

63
Are you serious??
Posted by: tubal


I dunno.
I'm pretty sure there is a Tostitos Bowl.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (J4gi/)

64 57 I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

At least I avoided a brown out!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

Well, that would make you Golden, except they're extinct.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

65 Justin Trudeau
·
Dec 25, 2024
@JustinTrudeau
·
Follow
Happy Hanukkah to Jewish communities across Canada. As you light the Hanukkiah tonight, I hope these next eight days of celebration bring you comfort and joy in these challenging times. Chag Hanukkah Sameach.
===
Fvckay-vous. Or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

66 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

67 Tomorrow will be a better bowl day.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Birmingham Bowl
AutoZone Liberty Bowl
DirecTV Holiday Bowl
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (aD39U)

68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

69 36 I WILL FUCKING CUT A BITCH!
Posted by: Goldilocks at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (2UnvF)

/Slaps on the handcuffs.

Trespass, Breaking and entering, theft, and property destruction.

And we'll be prosecuting your parents as well, what the heck are you doing out in the woods by yourself? Clearly Child Endangerment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (QAkQ3)

70 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.

Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

71
Um, didn't this year's chanukah come to its completion yesterday??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (J4gi/)

72 Well, they’ve brewed up a virus to kill off the poultry so why not??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (PCK5/)

73 Toledo in sextuple OT.

Kee-rist, I hope nobody tries to plant a flag at mid-field.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (zdLoL)

74 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

We need a Salsa Bowl next door to the Tostitos Bowl!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)

75
Trespass, Breaking and entering, theft, and property destruction.

_________

The porridge was under $950. Charges dropped.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (dxSpM)

76
What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

77 I'm pretty sure there is a Tostitos Bowl.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (J4gi/)



It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)

78 Surprised Castro didn't say enjoy your 8 days because it will be your last here

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

79 70 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.

Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

Let the bears maul him first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

80 71
Um, didn't this year's chanukah come to its completion yesterday??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (J4gi/)

Start

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

82 74 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

We need a Salsa Bowl next door to the Tostitos Bowl!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)

Need a Hormel Chili Bowl... and after that the Home Depot Toilet Bowl...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (QAkQ3)

83 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.
Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

To a hungry bear, is Fauci just an appetizer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (VNX3d)

84 They give the poultry a pcr test which has false positives, and then they cull millions of chickens. And then eggs cost 35 cents apiece.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (wZ2Bf)

85 76
What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

Think that's in January. January 1st?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

86
Do a "LuLu Lemons Bowl" and now you're talking.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (J4gi/)

87 Hey Boo boo.

Is that a pic uh nic basket?

Posted by: Yogi at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (dg+HA)

88 81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

Vrbo is not a verb, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

89 We need a Ty-D-Bol!!!

Posted by: Stained Porcelain at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (G5+As)

90 What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

It's a thorny issue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (xAPJi)

91 88 81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

Vrbo is not a verb, either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

I believe he’s the Croatian Prime Minister…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (PCK5/)

92 Long live The Bear!

Posted by: Tuscaloosa at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (dg+HA)

93 What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

-----------------

Rose Bowl is one of the quarterfinal games. 1/1/2025 Oregon VS Ohio State

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (2UnvF)

94 Is there a Fish Bowl, i.e. sponsored by Pepperidge farm, the maker of Goldfish™?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

95
Same with the stadium names. I know it's an old gripe, but I sick of this shit.

This is why I love President Trump for promising to re-re-naming shit back to their Proper titles.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (J4gi/)

96 Willowed

78 Bunch of Neanderthals!

On Boxing Day you take/exchange gifts with others. This was the English custom prior to the whole Santa/sleighs/drunken reindeer/plaid speed**/gifts under the tree.

** Amazon is researching on how Santa is able to traverse the Globe in a few hours, including hundreds of millions of stops.
RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.

Posted by: Ciampino - and you thought Plaid Speed was a movie trick? at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (i0xsb)

97 Thought the Goldfish were a Scandi thing…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

98 Spark one up for the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (+OnsA)

99 Moe wants a haircut bowl.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8Yuew)

100 Boxing Day celebrates crushing the Righteous Fists in China, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

101 95
Same with the stadium names. I know it's an old gripe, but I sick of this shit.

This is why I love President Trump for promising to re-re-naming shit back to their Proper titles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (J4gi/)

the one that pissed me off? When I lived in Denver they passed an extra sales tax to build the new stadium...

which is now named Empower after some company. Yeah... Tax dollars now used to advertise a company.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (QAkQ3)

102 68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

That's a Koala-ty answer there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

103 Snoop Dogg's bowels bowl.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (8Yuew)

104 97 Thought the Goldfish were a Scandi thing…
Posted by: tubal

That's the Lutefisk.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (G5+As)

105 Miami versus Colorado St.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (+OnsA)

106 I believe the Fiesta Bowl is Boise St vs Penn State.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (xAPJi)

107 I like the blue field.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (wZ2Bf)

108 102 68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

That's a Koala-ty answer there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

Maybe it's time to stuff the bear puns back into the Teddy Bear.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (VNX3d)

109 100 Boxing Day celebrates crushing the Righteous Fists in China, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

And shipping them UPS in large boxes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

111 Its your blog, Mr. Ace. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (QSrLX)

112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
---

Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

113 St. Stephen's Day, in case it hasn't been mentioned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

114 I think the city of Kohler once held a Toilet Bowl.
Southern Indiana, early in the postwar era, had a Refrigerator Bowl because several makers were located there.

None of this is new; we just needed fresh reasons to say we won't watch it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (zdLoL)

115 RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.


Meth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (aD39U)

116 That was a nice video.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (jvJvP)

117 110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

118 RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino - and you thought Plaid Speed was a movie trick? at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (i0xsb)

This was all explained by Seven in Fatman. The research has been done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (K861k)

119 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
---

Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

North Pole is damn cold; he needs the calories to stay alive, and the fat to stay warm. It's a vital adaptation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

120 Golly! Flying bears. What will we do next?

Posted by: Country Bear Jamboree at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (Aqu9a)

121 Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

How very Christmasy. They are drawing the Trans-Siberian railroad on your belly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (K861k)

122 119 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

North Pole is damn cold; he needs the calories to stay alive, and the fat to stay warm. It's a vital adaptation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

123
Of course this happened in Russia.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

Just what I was thinking, like that rather famous pet youtoob puma https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pet+puma

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (y9nCu)

124 I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Once more into the breach you could have a Z for Zorro!!
(Trying for the Z is not recommended!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (DNxNK)

125 Because Reesee's Poofs used to be so good for you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (wZ2Bf)

126 Two billion nominal Christians on the planet. Maybe 500 million households. If Santa ate only 2 cookies at each house-that's a billion cookies. How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.

Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

127 Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)


Vitamin A most likely.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (D7oie)

128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

Fer the lova.... Do not question happy fun Santa.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (K861k)

129 121 Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

How very Christmasy. They are drawing the Trans-Siberian railroad on your belly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (K861k)

When they were giving me injections to prevent clotting, they *almost* made the constellation Ursa Major. When I showed the nurse how close it was to the constellation, she chuckled and said she would try to complete it...
Fits the bear theme of the thread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

130 117 110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

131 Is there a Viagra Bowl? A ghey Cialis bowl, with two fat, hairy-back dudes in bathtubs side-by-side ..... wait, the other crowd, Levitra, had that ad with the dad throwing a pass through a swinging rubber tire...... Levitra Bowl?

Posted by: Ciampino - and these all make that thingy go up right? at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (i0xsb)

132 Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

I think that's what the erector set is for.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (K861k)

133 127 Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

Vitamin A most likely.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (D7oie)

Uh, yeah, that's the one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

134 Oil companies fined $75 billion over the next 25 years is $3 billion a year against approximately 5 billion gallons of gasoline per year comes out to a “Climate Surcharge” of $0.60 a gallon ($25/barrel) that New York State has the oil companies collect for them.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (GITLP)

135 132 Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (K861k)

Oh yeah, that’d work..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

136 128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

Fer the lova.... Do not question happy fun Santa.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (K861k)

What about drunken Santa? I believe he's questionable.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks and deep blues, a little gold alpenglow on the tops of the birch trees. It is really a lovely season here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (K861k)

138 137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks and deep blues, a little gold alpenglow on the tops of the birch trees. It is really a lovely season here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (K861k)

You getting all Enya on us??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

139 131 Is there a Viagra Bowl? A ghey Cialis bowl, with two fat, hairy-back dudes in bathtubs side-by-side ..... wait, the other crowd, Levitra, had that ad with the dad throwing a pass through a swinging rubber tire...... Levitra Bowl?

Posted by: Ciampino - and these all make that thingy go up right? at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (i0xsb)

Colo-guard Bowl...
https://youtu.be/Mu12X2cu6Y0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

140 What about drunken Santa? I believe he's questionable.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

Musta been some special kinda egg nog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

141 Drew Brees was an owner of a Walk On Sports restaurant which sponsors bowl games.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (cIOlQ)

142 Once you go black bear
You never go back there.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (GazsR)

143 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

Nope. Just kinda Alaskan. Too bad we can't post photos here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

144 143 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

Nope. Just kinda Alaskan. Too bad we can't post photos here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

Never happen… the hamsters would stroke out…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

145 142 Once you go black bear
You never go back there.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (GazsR)

I believe lil Timmy was dancin' with the Grizz.

If it's black, step back.
If it's brown, hunker down.
If it's white, say good night.

And that's all the bears, right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (K861k)

146 Cave Bear is best bear.

Posted by: Ayla, Cro Magnon mary sue at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Aqu9a)

147 Kiss a stevedore on St. Steven’s Day …

For good luck! Or at least getting your packages unloaded before 4th of July.

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (qz+gL)

148 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal

Love Enya. And she has some lovely Christmas/winter songs guaranteed to calm the angry bear. Lots of people with anxiety listen to her music-it can help. Only Irish musician who sold more music than her is U-2. She is awesome. And owns a castle.

Posted by: Clannad Graduate at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (G5+As)

149 146 Cave Bear is best bear.

Posted by: Ayla, Cro Magnon mary sue at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Aqu9a)

Uncle Caveman...
https://youtu.be/qSxJqU0sqyI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

150 Probably best we can’t post pics here… can you imagine what the Horde might do???

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

151 I have cbc propaganda on.

They are all butt hurt about Trump.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (jvJvP)

152 150 Probably best we can’t post pics here… can you imagine what the Horde might do???

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

Who wants to see my new scar?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

153 I understand from comments that there's something called "Yacht Rock" about which some people here seem to have some interest — I haven't taken enough interest myself to find out what that means, but I just found this video, a link to which I pass along:

"Yacht Rock" Is Bullsh*t (10:30) — Rick Beato
https://youtu.be/kEYUw2kiRfc

Maybe after I watch this, I'll know more. If I bother to watch it 10:30 is a big chunk out of my day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Yotz rawk? Vas ist dis yotz rawk? at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (rlxnV)

154 And that's all the bears, right there.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Hey!

Posted by: Baloo the Sun Bear . . . at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (qz+gL)

155 151 I have cbc propaganda on.

They are all butt hurt about Trump.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (jvJvP)

Appropriate for Gay Pride Month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

156 128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)
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He NEEDS those calories if he's going to get to all those households in a single night...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (BpYfr)

157 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)
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Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word? at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (i0xsb)

158 154 And that's all the bears, right there.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hey!

Posted by: Baloo the Sun Bear . . . at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (qz+gL)

Quite a few extinct ones...e.g.
Golden Bear
Short-faced Bear

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

159 I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Jim, weren't you classified as NPO for a while? Not Putting Out. Get that erector set out and show those candy stripers what's what :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)

160 Appropriate for Gay Pride Month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

It's back down to a month?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (jvJvP)

161 Who wants to see my new scar?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
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When I had a hemicolectomy about 10 years ago, I took a few pics of the incision site a day or two after the surgery. Gruesome pics as it was just starting to heal.

I sent them to a buddy of mine whose wife is a nurse. She thought they were neat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

162 157 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)
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Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word? at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (i0xsb)

Sounds like a type of coffee to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

163 Kajo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (wZ2Bf)

164 161 Who wants to see my new scar?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
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When I had a hemicolectomy about 10 years ago, I took a few pics of the incision site a day or two after the surgery. Gruesome pics as it was just starting to heal.

I sent them to a buddy of mine whose wife is a nurse. She thought they were neat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

Elder child said, "Looks like an AI-generated body horror"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

165 Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Only You Can Prevent Florist Friars

Posted by: Smokey the Bear

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (VNX3d)

166 A schism in the matrix might be opening, Rick Beato just dropped a video going off on the term, Yacht Rock.

Let's just say, he's none too happy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

167 159 I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Jim, weren't you classified as NPO for a while? Not Putting Out. Get that erector set out and show those candy stripers what's what :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)

nil per os -> nothing by the mouth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

168 Elder child said, "Looks like an AI-generated body horror"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Yep. Sounds about right.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

169 In my experience, bears are less smokey and more smelly. DH bought me a lovely .308 to deal with any bears around here that might go after the dogs. I don't really want them in my garden, either. It's not like they give one fat damn about a fence, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (K861k)

170 Big doin's in my neighborhood just now. A couple of ambulances pulled up two houses down. That's not too unusual, but it's not typical for half the police force to show up with rifles, too.

One person taken away in the ambulance, another escorted to police car.

Life in meth county, Ohio.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

171 nil per os -> nothing by the mouth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

I don't see why the mouth would be off limits, if you could...


Oh. That.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (K861k)

172 169 In my experience, bears are less smokey and more smelly. DH bought me a lovely .308 to deal with any bears around here that might go after the dogs. I don't really want them in my garden, either. It's not like they give one fat damn about a fence, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (K861k)

have you tried electrifying it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

173 Beato has nothing to say about the Doors. Screw him

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (DJPFk)

174 Well, getting hungry. Time to get some eats and an Ensure...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

175 Well to be honest , forest fires can happen without a human present

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

176 I have a question for the Horde - is there an answer/theory about the drones seen in New Jersey? Apparently a leftist site is saying they were reflected lights, and accusing the New Jerseyans (? New Jersites? Guys from Joisey?) of confusing laser lights being pointed at planes with whatever those lights were.

I didn't really pay attention to the whole thing, so I appreciate Hordian wisdom

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (wLjpr)

177 173 Beato has nothing to say about the Doors. Screw him

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (DJPFk)

Is he unhinged regarding the Doors?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

178 have you tried electrifying it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

I'd rather not fry the dogs. One of them is just stupid enough to make that a problem. Anyway, most bears in the spring are busy looking for moose calves, and in the fall they like berries. I have a bunch of raspberry plants out there, and they grow like weeds here. I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)

179 176 I have a question for the Horde - is there an answer/theory about the drones seen in New Jersey? Apparently a leftist site is saying they were reflected lights, and accusing the New Jerseyans (? New Jersites? Guys from Joisey?) of confusing laser lights being pointed at planes with whatever those lights were.

I didn't really pay attention to the whole thing, so I appreciate Hordian wisdom

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (wLjpr)

The Gub-int knows. When they said they didn't know, they lied.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

180 178 have you tried electrifying it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

I'd rather not fry the dogs. One of them is just stupid enough to make that a problem. Anyway, most bears in the spring are busy looking for moose calves, and in the fall they like berries. I have a bunch of raspberry plants out there, and they grow like weeds here. I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)

Well, the fence doesn't have to bet set to kill, ya know. Use the stun setting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

181 ...I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)
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We have this problem with the hobos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

182 I'd rather not fry the dogs. ...
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)
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Agreed. Stewed or braised. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

183 Nood dammit

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

184 I'm taking care of my friends' other cats for the next 7 days.

Starry is an outdoor cat. Beautiful cat and she's the mother of Snowflake and Trumpy.

And there are 2 very furry beautiful kittens. Snowflakes' children.

And popular opinion is that Trumpy is the father. As the kids said, they are married, even though they are brother and sister.

Beats dating I guess....

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:26 PM (jvJvP)

185 Ka-boom

>>Two sailors on separate boats have been killed in boom accidents two hours apart on a storm-ravaged first night of the annual Sydney to Hobart race, adding to the event's long history of deaths at sea.

>>The Cruising Yacht Club of Australia in Sydney, which administers the yacht race, said Friday that one sailor each on entrants Flying Fish Arctos and Bowline were killed after being struck by the boom, a large horizontal pole at the bottom of the sail.

https://tinyurl.com/3yk7dy9u

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

186 I was at my son's place for Xmas which is just south of Newark Airport. We both agreed that what we saw last night wasn't a plane and so had to be a drone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 07:29 PM (Gqoy+)

187 Thanks yall, that was my conclusion as well.

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:31 PM (wLjpr)

188 ----
Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
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https://tinyurl.com/3ea8b4sb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ODCB/)

189 Another wonderfully erudite product from our school system.

https://youtu.be/_lMxBHFkfbk

Posted by: Ciampino - why is abbreviation such a long word?? at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (i0xsb)

190 188 ----
Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
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https://tinyurl.com/3ea8b4sb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ODCB/)

Have you tried Abbr.?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

191 138 137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks ....
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Chemical Enya with that 'alizarin crimson'. Wait that's from the madder plant?

What really cool colors from the 'maddest' plant?

Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant mad? at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (i0xsb)

Ebenezer -- Christopher Nolan's Dark and Gritty Reboot of Ebeneezer Scrooge's Origin Story

Not really, it's fake.

Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM




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1 What?

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:41 PM (cIOlQ)

2 I think this post is fake.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:42 PM (cIOlQ)

3 Well, I might as well sweep the podium.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:42 PM (cIOlQ)

4 I guess Ebenezer was so bad no one wanted to comment on this thread.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (cIOlQ)

5 Nood

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (cIOlQ)

6
So the underthread is the thread thread?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (dxSpM)

7 This place… I am currently rereading Lewis Carroll.. pretty fitting.

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

8 New old thread?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 05:51 PM (wZ2Bf)

9 I don’t know what to do.. stay, go ??? Talk to myself here in the corner??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

10 I haz confuzed.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 05:54 PM (8Yuew)

11 So which thread is the current one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 05:55 PM (wZ2Bf)

12 Take your pick. It looks like the NYC thread is talking about clothing for the most part.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (VNX3d)

13 I’d watch that.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (ngBRY)

14 So the underthread is the thread thread?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (dxSpM)
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Another Festivus miracle!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (BpYfr)

15 Ebenezer was my favorite pharaoh.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 06:04 PM (iziT8)

16 So the underthread is the thread thread?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yes.

Posted by: Mt. Whoopie at December 26, 2024 06:05 PM (WXNFJ)

17 ace. Don't wear yourself out with a thread an hour. Take it easy, you won't have any energy left for New Year's Eve.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 26, 2024 06:06 PM (2NHgQ)

18 Considering the mind-bending "Ebenezer" is the focus of this thread, the fact that this thread can't seem to make up its mind about when to show up is somehow strangely on point...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 06:07 PM (BpYfr)

19 Ebenezer Grinch.


Nobody knows that was his first name.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 06:07 PM (iziT8)

20
I don’t know what to do.. stay, go ??? Talk to myself here in the corner??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

________

Put on this dunce cap. Go sit on the stool in the corner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:08 PM (dxSpM)

21 " Considering the mind-bending "Ebenezer" is the focus of this thread, the fact that this thread can't seem to make up its mind about when to show up is somehow strangely on point...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Very Christopher Nolanesque.

We see what you did there ace.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 06:08 PM (iziT8)

22 B!tchen’ Boxing Day, y’all. . .

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 06:09 PM (qz+gL)

23 I don’t know what to do.. stay, go ??? Talk to myself here in the corner??
Posted by: tubal


If you stay, there will be trouble!

If you leave, it will be double!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 06:10 PM (qz+gL)

24
If you're like me and still enjoying the tears & desperation of the totalitarian Democrats, here's a an ol' classic clip of Shithead Celeries back in December 2016:

https://is.gd/0m6bRk

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (J4gi/)

25 Are we for real this time?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

26 Movie looks terrible.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (8Yuew)

27 How does Boxing Day work. It doesn't involve anything ghey like soccer or the metric system?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (wZ2Bf)

28 Murph!!!

Posted by: Some more Nolanesque dialog at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (PiwSw)

29
Are we for real this time?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

__________

Yes. And no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (dxSpM)

30 shorpy.com/
node/11957

Old cheesecake. Colorized.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (/lPRQ)

31 I read at the NY Post that Nolan's next movie will be based on the Odyssey.

Posted by: Tuna at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (oaGWv)

32 Shut up and take my money!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (aD39U)

33 Yes. And no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Should I stay or should I go?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (WXNFJ)

34 Running backwards confused me, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

35 Ace an't working now. A simple robot is inputting data and installing new shelves.
Ace probably jerkin handles in Reno.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 06:17 PM (P2HYT)

36 Chris Nolan is remaking a sequel.

Homer's The Oddyssey ISYN

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 06:18 PM (Gqoy+)

37
Wacky Prediction:

malaka harris will Not show up to certify President Trump's Historic Victory.

She will be to drunk to do so. And if she does show up, it will be a Glorious Shit Show!!

Democrats, this January 6th, 2025, are going to make an Embarrassing Spectacle of themselves. There will be fake "objection!" after "objection!," followed by unhinged screeds of recitations of Imagined Hoaxes, past and present.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:19 PM (J4gi/)

38 What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on around here?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 06:19 PM (LkLld)

39 Should I stay or should I go?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (WXNFJ)



If you go there will be trouble.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:19 PM (aD39U)

40 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2024 06:19 PM (mw03C)

41 This thread is uncanny..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

42 If you stay it will be double

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:20 PM (fwDg9)

43 Doof !!! Hugs, darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:20 PM (XTmTf)

44 He adjusted the time so this one is now on top.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (wZ2Bf)

45 They are talking about fat people on the other thread.. have we settled on a topic here yet??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

46 "I read at the NYPost that Nolan's next movie will be based on the Odyssey."

True. But it will be Magnavox's Odyssey from the '70s.

Posted by: Christopher Nolan at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (GazsR)

47 This has me wondering what movies could be played backwards like Memento.

Maybe Titanic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (aD39U)

48 44 He adjusted the time so this one is now on top.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (wZ2Bf)

He can adjust Time????

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

49 48 44 He adjusted the time so this one is now on top.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (wZ2Bf)

He can adjust Time????
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

When will then be now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (VE6XX)

50 Gubmuh!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (aD39U)

51 Yeh, we're talking about the other thread comments.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (4780s)

52 Could have been interesting

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (fwDg9)

53 Scrooged with Bill Murray was way better than I thought it would be

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

54 When will then be now? Somebody ask kumala.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:23 PM (XTmTf)

55 Wacky Prediction:

malaka harris will Not show up to certify President Trump's Historic Victory.

She will be to drunk to do so. And if she does show up, it will be a Glorious Shit Show!!

Democrats, this January 6th, 2025, are going to make an Embarrassing Spectacle of themselves. There will be fake "objection!" after "objection!," followed by unhinged screeds of recitations of Imagined Hoaxes, past and present.
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----

Some clowns are still pushing INSURRECTIONIST! a say Harris will be installed because they decided Trump is ineligible... think these fvckers will ever stop?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)

56 Democrats, this January 6th, 2025, are going to make an Embarrassing Spectacle of themselves. There will be fake "objection!" after "objection!," followed by unhinged screeds of recitations of Imagined Hoaxes, past and present.
Posted by: Soothsayer


I disagree. They know they lost. They know that we know they lost. And they know that we know that they know they lost.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 06:23 PM (CO2jt)

57 When will then be now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (VE6XX)


It's simple. The future is now ... no wait .. Now.. err ... NOW ......

NOW!!!


dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:24 PM (aD39U)

58 There's a good movie about Charles Dickens and the writing of A Christmas Carol called The Man who Invented Christmas.... Very entertaining

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

59
btw, watched Fatman last night.

I dunno. At times it's charming, other times it turns into a Coen Brothers movie, and other times it turns into a Wes Anderson movie.

Too quirky for its own good, perhaps.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:24 PM (J4gi/)

60 My favorite movies are the ones Leonardo Dicrapio dies in. I like watching him die.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:24 PM (wZ2Bf)

61 Fatman and Robin would be a good parody…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (PCK5/)

62 Should I cool it or should I blow.

Posted by: Things Kamala may have thought at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (PiwSw)

63 I'm binge watching 'The Chosen"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (XTmTf)

64
Some clowns are still pushing INSURRECTIONIST! a say Harris will be installed because they decided Trump is ineligible... think these fvckers will ever stop?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Quite.
The very fake news wesbite "The Hill" just posted a fake "opinion" piece about how Congress "must act now" to stop Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (J4gi/)

65 Step away from the chocolate coverd pretzels.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (wZ2Bf)

66 Best scene in cinema

'I'll never let you go.'

*prys frozen fingers off her wrists - pushes corpse into the deep*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (aD39U)

67 63 I'm binge watching 'The Chosen"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (XTmTf)

I assume you like it… that being said.. what’s your assessment of the content?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (PCK5/)

68 Nood bears

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (SvfV7)

69 Wasn't 'Enemy at the Gates' B&W or did it just seem that way?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (/lPRQ)

70 68 Nood bears
Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (SvfV7)

No shit…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

71 53 Scrooged with Bill Murray was way better than I thought it would be

My favorite line may be
"That bitch clocked me with a toaster!"

but Mary Lou Retton making an appearance was a nice touch.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (UHLZS)

72 Now youse can't leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (LkLld)

73 Went to Costco today. They had the regular (less expensive) non-organic white eggs; they were almost all gone. Must be all the folks making their own egg nog, right?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

74 tubal, it has put a very human context on the gospels. Answers some questions and raises some others.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (XTmTf)

75 Democrats, this January 6th, 2025, are going to make an Embarrassing Spectacle of themselves. There will be fake "objection!" after "objection!," followed by unhinged screeds of recitations of Imagined Hoaxes, past and present.
Posted by: Soothsayer

If Dems do this, their increments should be frozen and their Franking Privileges rescinded.

Posted by: That'll Learn 'em at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (G5+As)

76 but Mary Lou Retton making an appearance was a nice touch.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz)

Mary Lou Rotten is on my personal shitlist. She promised that with Revco, I had a friend for life. How did that work out?

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (G5+As)

77 Memory, prophecy, and fantasy--
the past, the future, and
the dreaming moment in between
are all one country
living one immortal day

To know that is Wisdom

To use it is the Art

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (BpYfr)

78 Bunch of Neanderthals!

On Boxing Day you take/exchange gifts with others. This was the English custom prior to the whole Santa/sleighs/drunken reindeer/plaid speed**/gifts under the tree.

** Amazon is researching on how Santa is able to traverse the Globe in a few hours, including hundreds of millions of stops.
RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.

Posted by: Ciampino - You though Plaid Speed was a movie trick? at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (i0xsb)

79 Most countries most times in history kill their shitty leaders.

They just jet away. Perhaps home sitting a castle somewhere.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (ofpPn)

80 For 50+ years Mexico had one-party rule. This worked well for insiders as they looted and looted.

One brilliant part of their system was to install a new President every five years. The old one got the blame and would flee to a pampered exile. Nice work if you can get it. I'm looking at you Joe!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (Gqoy+)

New York City 1899 Open Thread

Color added, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 04:25 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 First.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (wZ2Bf)

2 I nooded

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (MsrgL)

3 Premature Cafe launch?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (PiwSw)

4 Sound added too.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (4/G7t)

5 Happy Boxing Day!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (YoCnN)

6 testing 1 2 3

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (8uzBS)

7 why did joe biden bring a ladder to the bar?

he heard the drinks were on top of the house

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

8 Yeah I kept posting incomplete cafes

Posted by: Ace at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (KRtlO)

9 I refuse to believe NY City was ever that clean. It must be AI.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (HA1lM)

10 So supposedly the break between Daily Wire and Brett Cooper was over Israel.

In case anyone cares about that.

I've been curious about it.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (iziT8)

11 Hi ace!

Merry New Year!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (m+Iyu)

12 I love these videos. Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (pZEOD)

13 1 First.
Posted by: Boss Moss at

Told you that you could have first for Christmas!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:30 PM (pZEOD)

14 Those were big German Shepherds in the disappeared poat.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 04:30 PM (hoCmQ)

15 and to all those who celebrate kwaanza, who are you kidding

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (CWTWj)

16 Did the have color film in 1899?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (wZ2Bf)

17 I was made to be a Gibson girl. I would love to have dressed like this!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (pZEOD)

18 Kwaanza hookers are the best.

No yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (paSBy)

19 "That's all!"

Posted by: Annette Hanshaw at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (iODuv)

20 Anna Puma, can you do a Steampunk Snake Plissken?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

21 River and her German Shepherds are gone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (wZ2Bf)

22 "and to all those who celebrate kwaanza, who are you kidding
Posted by: gnats local 678"


Who was that goofball who made the "Kwanzaa cake?"

Lee?

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 04:33 PM (iziT8)

23 as per twitchy:

Kamala: "I grew up celebrating Kwanzaa"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 26, 2024 04:33 PM (CWTWj)

24 Plus ca change...

Posted by: Scottst at December 26, 2024 04:33 PM (yjKqP)

25 Kwanzaa started in 1966.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:34 PM (wZ2Bf)

26 There was less shit on the streets despite all the horses

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 04:34 PM (KQk9m)

27 1899? Those buildings in the opening shot looked taller than the Flatiron Building.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 04:35 PM (Dm8we)

28 Yeah I kept posting incomplete cafes
Posted by: Ace at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (KRtlO)


A proper cafe requires a thick pall of Galois smoke.

Or rioters

youtu.be/wp84sRpM1Js

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 04:35 PM (D7oie)

29 23 as per twitchy:

Kamala: "I grew up celebrating Kwanzaa"
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 26, 2024 04:33 PM (CWTWj)


Also Kamala: "I grew up attending a Black Baptist Church."

Wait, that might not actually be a contradiction..

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2024 04:35 PM (PiwSw)

30 I would love to have dressed like this!
---
For men, it would be easy and cheap to dress up now. Thrift stores have nice sport coats for $5. Expensive ties are under a dollar.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 26, 2024 04:36 PM (paSBy)

31 and to all those who celebrate kwaanza, who are you kidding
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (CWTWj)


*glares in Sheriff*

Posted by: Harris County Sheriff's Office at December 26, 2024 04:36 PM (Aqu9a)

32 The thing about 1899 is that it really was a year on the cusp of modernity. Coming into a new century, there was already piped gas, electricity existed, the internal combustion engine existed, the telephone existed, etc. These things were still largely primitive, but enterprising young people could see that the future was going to be so much easier and more comfortable than it had been for their ancestors. And then a few years later powered flight was invented. Heady times.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2024 04:36 PM (KAi1n)

33 Now, in Smell-o-Vision!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 04:36 PM (RIvkX)

34 "Plus ca change...
Posted by: Scottst "


Keep it.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 04:36 PM (iziT8)

35 >>>River and her German Shepherds are gone.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (wZ2Bf)
******
That was a sweet video, especially the one GSD that took on the role as protector and walked along with River.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (vJ3Tl)

36 Those streets are way too clean.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (Rcnd3)

37 Ask AI to show NYC as a clean and crime-free city and the AI will crash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (Q4IgG)

38 Hmm, Canadian horde members, is Boxing Day a thing in Canada or it that strictly England? I'm thinking Harris family might have celebrated a few boxing days when they lived there during her teens.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (UKUm3)

39 I bought a three piece for $3.75 at Goodwill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:38 PM (wZ2Bf)

40 Hmm, Canadian horde members, is Boxing Day a thing in Canada or it that strictly England? I'm thinking Harris family might have celebrated a few boxing days when they lived there during her teens.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (UKUm3)

If so, would it be nice to include a kangaroo boxing video in the Cafe tonight?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 04:38 PM (VNX3d)

41 Day one.

Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Trump to restore White House Diet Coke button as Bidens move out, per DailyMail.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 04:39 PM (L/fGl)

42 Back in the days when almost everyone, including the poor, conducted themselves as respectable citizens. No tats, no piercings, no twerking, no yoga pants.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 04:39 PM (xCA6C)

43 Three Piece Suit that is.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:40 PM (wZ2Bf)

44 Can you get a vid of the Lower West Side? I'd love to see if the Ramrod was in existence then, and if not, just where did all the crossdressers and fairies hang out?

Posted by: The Great Poof at December 26, 2024 04:41 PM (G5+As)

45 You can't tell me that lady didn't know the sidewalk grate wasn't going to blow air up her skirt.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 04:42 PM (3wi/L)

46 Those streets are way too clean.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (Rcnd3)


The city and neighborhoods actually paid people to clean the streets. One of the reason everything is so crappy and cheap now is because since 1899 and today the dollar has lost 99% of its spending power to inflation, and wages have not kept up to it. We are poorer today than we were then, and the "excess spending" that we get taxed for is far greater than it is today.
I was looking at pictures and film of 1950's Havana thinking it was terrible what has been done to Cuba, and then I realized that pretty much the same thing has been done to the US as well. We just have access to newer models of cars

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 04:42 PM (D7oie)

47 I saw an old colorised video like this taken in England at a similar time. Everyone in the street was wearing a suit and it was fairly hot out that day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (wZ2Bf)

48 Color added, of course.

You just made the list.

Posted by: RFK Jr, banninating the artificial colors at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (DgGvY)

49 "You can't tell me that lady didn't know the sidewalk grate wasn't going to blow air up her skirt.
Posted by: Dr. Claw"


Probably staged. But cute.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (iziT8)

50 I was made to be a Gibson girl. I would love to have dressed like this!
Posted by: Piper

*fist bump*

Incidentally, my sisters and I got Gibson Girls tattoos this fall. Just text for family reasons. Since then I've been wondering about getting a Gibson girl illustration tat... maybe.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (ftFVW)

51 When I see colorized pieces like this it always creeps me out. Just knowing that EVERYONE (including the kids) in this video is dead is bizarre. I don't get the same feeling watching old time black and white offerings...but the colorization seems to close the time gap.

Does that make sense?

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 04:44 PM (dIske)

52 I bought a three piece for $3.75 at Goodwill.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:38 PM (wZ2Bf)


Locally they go for between $15 and $25, but you have to be picky on the fabric and cut.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 04:45 PM (D7oie)

53 I think there are a least two kinds of Gibson Girls. Gibson made refrigerators, too, so a squat, substantial women with no waist could also be a Gibson Girl. Some hail from Guatemala.

Posted by: William Perry at December 26, 2024 04:45 PM (G5+As)

54 Nice to see folks dressed to the nines.

One young man has forsworn the modern pajamafication of society and wears Regency (among other eras):

https://tinyurl.com/5wtcrvy4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 04:45 PM (kpS4V)

55 Coulter recently put out a article on Kwanzaa and Kamala's claim to have celebrated it.

"The esteemed Cal State professor's (FBI stooge Karenga) invented holiday (Kwanzaa) is a nutty blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. The seven principles of Kwanzaa are identical to those of the Symbionese Liberation Army, another invention of The Worst Generation."

Posted by: illiniwek at December 26, 2024 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

56 50 I was made to be a Gibson girl. I would love to have dressed like this!
Posted by: Piper

*fist bump*

Incidentally, my sisters and I got Gibson Girls tattoos this fall. Just text for family reasons. Since then I've been wondering about getting a Gibson girl illustration tat... maybe.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Oh my gosh, you absolutely are made for this! We should bring it back.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:46 PM (pZEOD)

57 I saw an old colorised video like this taken in England at a similar time. Everyone in the street was wearing a suit and it was fairly hot out that day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (wZ2Bf)

-----------------

It's wild seeing old video and photos of people -- mostly men -- watching professional baseball games outdoors in summer, and all wearing suits & usually hats.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 26, 2024 04:46 PM (MGUf8)

58 50 I was made to be a Gibson girl. I would love to have dressed like this!
Posted by: Piper

*fist bump*

Incidentally, my sisters and I got Gibson Girls tattoos this fall. Just text for family reasons. Since then I've been wondering about getting a Gibson girl illustration tat... maybe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (ftFVW)

I have a family photo from about 1904 with all the young ladies in full white dress, and all the boys with celluloid collars. My grandfather has hid leg sticking out of the side to show that he was old enough to wear long pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 04:47 PM (K861k)

59
How can anyone find anything to praise in this? There was no EPA, no Federal Reserve, senators were elected by state legislatures, immigrants had to be healthy and show they wouldn't be a burden on the public purse and only men 21 and older could vote. A backwards nation!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 04:47 PM (dxSpM)

60 One thing I see when looking at old movies , everyone is dressed very nicely

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

61 Incidentally, my sisters and I got Gibson Girls tattoos this fall. Just text for family reasons. Since then I've been wondering about getting a Gibson girl illustration tat... maybe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 04:43 PM (ftFVW)

There's some wry humor in those CharlesDanaGibson illustrations. Any one in particular?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 04:48 PM (kpS4V)

62 Yesterday Don Surber showed a photo from 1852 that showed a guy that was 103 years old. He was born in 1749, served in Washington's army and is the first American born person ever photographed.

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 04:48 PM (8uzBS)

63 Nice to see folks dressed to the nines.

One young man has forsworn the modern pajamafication of society and wears Regency (among other eras):

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos

Wouldn't call it the nines, but... my oldest little hobbit has taken to dressing up for school on Wednesdays. Usually a button up, slacks, and dress shoes. It encourages my hope for the future.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 04:48 PM (ftFVW)

64
My grandfather has hid leg sticking out of the side to show that he was old enough to wear long pants.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 04:47 PM (K861k)

_________

That's the age men should stop wearing shorts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 04:48 PM (dxSpM)

65 My favorite Gibson Girl is Lita Ford. She rocks those Les Paul Customs. Voice of an Angel too.

Posted by: Reforger at December 26, 2024 04:49 PM (xcIvR)

66 I always wore collared shirts and slacks when I worked in the office, not for any real reason other than it was nice to dress well.
I would wear a sports coat from time to time, too.

The shirts would wear out when the collar started looking tatty, so I got in the habit of taking the collars off, and no one ever noticed. I could get an extra year or two of wear out of those shirts.

I almost never wore ties though, since I really dislike ties.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 04:49 PM (D7oie)

67
Does that make sense?

Posted by: Orson

Absolutely. I was mildly wierded out by the HBO show They Will Never Grow Old.

*just got Max/HBO to watch A Christmas Story yesterday. I'll have to see if that special is still available and watch it again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:49 PM (MsrgL)

68 Even teenagers have coat and ties on.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:50 PM (fwDg9)

69 >I saw an old colorised video like this taken in England at a similar time. Everyone in the street was wearing a suit and it was fairly hot out that day.
----

proving once again that only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 04:50 PM (/7KEl)

70 There is an old church a ways from here in the hill country with pictures of members on the wall from a hundred years ago. Everyone is thin and well dressed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:50 PM (wZ2Bf)

71 Shocking lack of diversity... SHOCKING

Posted by: Life of Wryly at December 26, 2024 04:51 PM (1FWWQ)

72 Back in the days when almost everyone, including the poor, conducted themselves as respectable citizens. No tats, no piercings, no twerking, no yoga pants.
Posted by: Archimedes

Some smart guy said that in a healthy society, the lower classes imitate the upper classes while in an unhealthy society, the upper classes imitate the lower classes. Guess which we are.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 04:51 PM (L/fGl)

73 When I see colorized pieces like this it always creeps me out. Just knowing that EVERYONE (including the kids) in this video is dead is bizarre. I don't get the same feeling watching old time black and white offerings...but the colorization seems to close the time gap.

Does that make sense?


I have exactly the same response. It's almost as if we expect people from that era to speak in tongues and have two heads.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 04:52 PM (xCA6C)

74
The guys get hats!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 04:52 PM (dxSpM)

75 OSHA needs to track down the descendants of every one of those steelworkers and collect fine$ plus interest for all their safety violations!

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 04:53 PM (A75H2)

76 41 Day one.

Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Trump to restore White House Diet Coke button as Bidens move out, per DailyMail.

I think I would like it more if he just shouted 'Diet coke!' like Tom Cruise (playing Les Grossman) in 'Tropic Thunder' did.

I'd transfer in former FIB managers to work in the White House to respond to the Diet Coke calls. I would make receiving their retirement contingent on the timely delivery of said Diet cokes.

Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 04:53 PM (bcr4y)

77 Some smart guy said that in a healthy society, the lower classes imitate the upper classes while in an unhealthy society, the upper classes imitate the lower classes. Guess which we are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 04:51 PM (L/fGl)


If the ultra rich or powerful pretend to be "jes' folks" it means they owe no real concern to the less fortunate, or the people they screwed over to get ultra rich.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 04:53 PM (D7oie)

78 There's some wry humor in those CharlesDanaGibson illustrations. Any one in particular?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos

Not yet, could just be a passing fancy but fun to think about.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 04:54 PM (ftFVW)

79 65 My favorite Gibson Girl is Lita Ford. She rocks those Les Paul Customs. Voice of an Angel too.
Posted by: Reforger

Poison Ivy rocked a 1958 Gretsch hollow body 6120. Wonderful tone. Also used by Atkins and Duane Eddy.

Posted by: The Cramps Fanboy at December 26, 2024 04:54 PM (G5+As)

80 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 04:45 PM (kpS4V)

Thanks; I like the clothing and he seems like a nice and creative fellow

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:54 PM (L1fFl)

81 Shouldn't that be "photos of color?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2024 04:54 PM (YqDXo)

82 I assume they edited out the part where that guy wrestled that lady down by her neck and then set her alight, the NYC Way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 04:55 PM (BI5O2)

83 How can anyone find anything to praise in this? There was no EPA, no Federal Reserve, senators were elected by state legislatures, immigrants had to be healthy and show they wouldn't be a burden on the public purse and only men 21 and older could vote. A backwards nation!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And gender assumptions were common!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 04:55 PM (L/fGl)

84 I've watched that vid like 5 times.
It's not passing my BS sniffer.
I have to call staged in the modern era. Possible AI.

Probable AI.

Posted by: Reforger at December 26, 2024 04:55 PM (xcIvR)

85 Back in the days when almost everyone, including the poor, conducted themselves as respectable citizens. No tats, no piercings, no twerking, no yoga pants.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 04:39 PM (xCA6C)


Whew!
Good thing you stopped that list. For a second there I was thinking you were going to include sports bras.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 04:55 PM (W/lyH)

86 Speaking of another era, I watched the '70's movie "The Silent Partner" (excellent) which was set in a mall in Toronto (the Essex). Man, malls used to be an experience!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 04:56 PM (kpS4V)

87 76
'I would make receiving their retirement contingent on the timely delivery of said Diet cokes.'

Garnish a small portion of their retirement and transfer to the cost and upkeep of the wall. List the person as a patron on a plaque.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 04:56 PM (3wi/L)

88 I'm rich as hell. DH just brought me a lovely Bloody Mary, I'm looking out my office window on my garden covered with snow, the birch trees are looking lovely while a very light snow is falling, the dogs are napping after a nice jaunt around our very long block, and in about three hours it will be dark and I can go sit in the hot tub. On New Years Eve we will celebrate our 27th anniversary.

Money is not the measure of wealth. Not in this household.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 04:56 PM (K861k)

89
There were a lot of things that sucked back then.

There are a lot of things that suck now.

Those things aren't the same.

But they're about equal in their suckitude.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 04:57 PM (dxSpM)

90 I am totally perplexed how 20o years ago 5 layers of clothing were worn every day of the year including top coat.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:57 PM (fwDg9)

91 Whew!
Good thing you stopped that list. For a second there I was thinking you were going to include sports bras.


On rare occasions, humanity progresses.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 04:58 PM (xCA6C)

92 Y'know who handed out free tattoos?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 04:58 PM (GSHbq)

93 " I am totally perplexed how 20o years ago 5 layers of clothing were worn every day of the year including top coat.
Posted by: Skip"


Builds character.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2024 04:58 PM (iziT8)

94

Here's a Gibson Girl

https://t.ly/7qvlE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

95 Coke Zero vs Diet Coke? What's the diff?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:59 PM (wZ2Bf)

96 I am totally perplexed how 20o years ago 5 layers of clothing were worn every day of the year including top coat.
Posted by: Skip


It was 1PM before the B.O. got to the top layer, so everyone could keep their lunch down?

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 04:59 PM (DgGvY)

97 I recall reading somewhere, likely here... that prior to the invention of the elevator, your station in the big cities revolved around how low a floor you could afford. The penthouse was for the peasants.craxy how technology flipped that

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 26, 2024 04:59 PM (dEYSD)

98 I am totally perplexed how 20o years ago 5 layers of clothing were worn every day of the year including top coat.

Posted by: Skip



Clearly, global warming has raised temperatures by a good 40 degrees since then.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (6DCVr)

99 But they're about equal in their suckitude.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 04:57 PM (dxSpM)

Expectations have risen along with ease of accomplishment. Used to take all day Monday to do the laundry, and nobody expected the ironing to happen until the next day, and everything needed ironing. From a hot stove with an unpowered iron.

My mother remembered that from childhood and once she had a washer and dryer, she never washed anything by hand nor did she iron anything that could "hang out."

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (K861k)

100 You don't see shit because there was a constant and large crew of guys with wheeled cans and brooms picking it up. You can see one following the circus parade in the Peabody cartoons. They loaded it onto barges and dropped it in the bay. There were a lot of horse carcasses, though, and that was an industry to itself. Especially in the summer, it was normal for horses to be worked to death.

Those (often Studebaker) water wagons with sprinklers, that are assumed to be keeping the dust down, really had an acid solution to kill germs on the street. May have worked somewhat, but it was mostly about the smell.

There was a heat wave in 1896, and Kipling was there to write about the folly of wearing thick wool suits -- while he sat in 'tropical' silk shorts under an umbrella on the hotel roof. He did not expect New York to survive.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (zdLoL)

101 I recall reading somewhere, likely here... that prior to the invention of the elevator, your station in the big cities revolved around how low a floor you could afford. The penthouse was for the peasants.craxy how technology flipped that

I suppose the truly rich could hire a team of men to carry them up the stairs in a sedan chair.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (xCA6C)

102 Coke Zero vs Diet Coke? What's the diff?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Diet Coke was made with the flavor of New Coke. Coke Zero is an attempt at sugarless Coca-Cola Classic.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 05:01 PM (ftFVW)

103 One of the failings of NYC is that only unionized city employees pick up residential trash and "clean" the streets. Restaurants and construction, demolition debris, is picked up by private carter's, who are immensely more efficient.(Though MAFIA-run, at least historically).
The featherbedding, waste, laziness of the NYC Sanitation Department is legendary. "Back" and other injuries are rampant and milked to the max. NYC being a one-party town has made it worse. I left in 1988 and never looked back.

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (G5+As)

104 95 Coke Zero vs Diet Coke? What's the diff?


https://is.gd/AAueR3

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (xCA6C)

105 98 I am totally perplexed how 20o years ago 5 layers of clothing were worn every day of the year including top coat.

Posted by: Skip



Clearly, global warming has raised temperatures by a good 40 degrees since then.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (6DCVr)

Nope. Antiperspirant and deodorant were invented. Until that, you changed your shirt and undershirt daily, but you may have only had one suit of clothes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (K861k)

106 For those who'd like to see military equipment today, in the hands of Carrie Fisher:

https://youtu.be/xggMwkGnbhw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (VNX3d)

107 and people didn't bathe every day

just a bit of the old 'how's your father' and off you went

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (/7KEl)

108 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2024 05:03 PM (NDwud)

109 Didn't see anyone on fire in that video. Didn't see homeless all over the place. Didn't see deranged people roaming the street.
NYC has definitely gone downhill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 05:03 PM (URPU1)

110 Sanitation Department also plows and does snow removal-poorly.

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at December 26, 2024 05:03 PM (G5+As)

111
Best thing from 1899? No New York Yankees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:04 PM (dxSpM)

112 Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (G5+As)

The mob had a hand in it to.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 05:05 PM (D6PGr)

113 Evelyn Nesbit was a Gibson Girl. She was the lady at the heart of the matter in the Stanford White shooting at Madison Square Garden.

Vanity Fair's headline was "Stanford White, Voluptuary and Pervert, Dies the Death of a Dog"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 05:05 PM (BI5O2)

114 107 and people didn't bathe every day

just a bit of the old 'how's your father' and off you went
Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (/7KEl)

My grandmother expected everyone to "wash" every day, which isn't the same as showering or actual bathing. And women wore "dress shields" which they changed out inside their armpits daily or more often to keep the sweat from damaging the fabric. Different world.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:05 PM (K861k)

115 Vanity Fair's headline was "Stanford White, Voluptuary and Pervert, Dies the Death of a Dog"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 05:05 PM (BI5O2)

Honorary moron? At least the voluptuary part. Not the pervert bit. Although...

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:06 PM (K861k)

116 Best thing from 1899? No New York Yankees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Hey, buddy, gimme a call when the Astros have won 27 World Series. I'll be waitin' a while.

Posted by: Carmine From the Bronx at December 26, 2024 05:07 PM (G5+As)

117 Money is not the measure of wealth. Not in this household.
Posted by: tcn in AK


You have all the riches in the world.

Good for you! It certainly wasn't a cake walk, but you made it. Please enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 05:07 PM (/eUJf)

118 I saw an episode of Food That Built America about the hot dog. I couldn't imagine eating them when they were first offered.

And America became exceptional because everyone would try to build the 'better mousetrap' .

Thank God.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 05:07 PM (D6PGr)

119 Also, while shirts and such were laundered, most outer wear was "aired," because laundering it would make it nearly unwearable without tons of attention by an iron and resewing a bunch. Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:08 PM (K861k)

120 I really enjoy the restored videos. :-)

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 26, 2024 05:09 PM (NFX2v)

121 Good for you! It certainly wasn't a cake walk, but you made it. Please enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 05:07 PM (/eUJf)

No triumphalism here--I want everyone to feel like this. I pray daily for that, for everyone here certainly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:09 PM (K861k)

122
Hey, buddy, gimme a call when the Astros have won 27 World Series. I'll be waitin' a while.
Posted by: Carmine From the Bronx at December 26, 2024 05:07 PM (G5+As)

_________

1903-1962 World Series wins: 20
1963-2024 World Series wins: 7

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:09 PM (dxSpM)

123 The dapper gent wants a zoot suit with a reet pleat:

https://tinyurl.com/4mxh26tc

Mom used to sing this song.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 05:10 PM (kpS4V)

124 Cafe gone poof!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 05:10 PM (8zz6B)

125 We got rid of nearly everything, but kept ties? Who’s in charge of this? That would have been the first thing shitcanned if it was up to me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 05:10 PM (ZBlvI)

126 109 Didn't see anyone on fire in that video. Didn't see homeless all over the place. Didn't see deranged people roaming the street.
NYC has definitely gone downhill
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Used to be, you'd have to go down to the Bowery to visit bums. Down by the docks was sketchy too, but people couldn't sleep in parks or piss in doorways without the cops hauling them in.

Posted by: Carmine From the Bronx at December 26, 2024 05:11 PM (G5+As)

127 Back in the 1980s, a designer name Laura Ashley (among others) designed women's clothing with a decidedly 19th century flair. I loved that look back then, wore it all the time. I still wear those clothes (yes, still have some dresses from the '80s) and have bought others as vintage items. The comments I get are very complementary; a lot of women say, "You look so nice!" I think, "You know, if you wore nice clothes you would look good, too!" The butcher at the grocery store thought I was going to a Christmas party. Nope: I just change out of my sleeping clothes before I go out.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 05:11 PM (3AwA+)

128
staged in the modern era.
Marilyn Monroe skirt lifting subway wind.
Uh huh

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 05:11 PM (GSHbq)

129 My grandfather arrived in NYC from Scotland in 1926 . Went right to work in the tunnels for Con Edison. Eventually retired from them after 50 years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 05:12 PM (D6PGr)

130 125 We got rid of nearly everything, but kept ties? Who’s in charge of this? That would have been the first thing shitcanned if it was up to me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Straw hats and spats are set for a big comeback. It's integral to Project 2025.

Posted by: Arbiter of Good Taste at December 26, 2024 05:13 PM (G5+As)

131 Sorry 40 years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 05:13 PM (D6PGr)

132 Hmm, Canadian horde members, is Boxing Day a thing in Canada or it that strictly England? I'm thinking Harris family might have celebrated a few boxing days when they lived there during her teens.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 04:37 PM (UKUm3)

Definitely a thing in Canada, as long as I can remember. Pretty sure Boxing Day Sales in Canada predated Black Friday sales in the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 05:13 PM (8zz6B)

133 If you sew, Folkwear makes a nice Gibson Girl blouse and Walkng Skirt pattern.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2024 05:13 PM (NQtI0)

134 I love old movies

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 05:15 PM (fwDg9)

135 I had a Coke button when I was in the White House.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 26, 2024 05:16 PM (NMvV5)

136 50 I was made to be a Gibson girl. I would love to have dressed like this!
Posted by: Piper

Not me. So many layers of clothes, all the time. I like not having to be that encumbered.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 05:16 PM (OX9vb)

137 If you sew, Folkwear makes a nice Gibson Girl blouse and Walkng Skirt pattern.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Ooooooo! Sewing shirts is a PIA, but a skirt would be nice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 26, 2024 05:16 PM (ftFVW)

138 I wonder if a guy could get a good Cubano sandwich back then.

Posted by: JUSTIN FROM OTTAWA at December 26, 2024 05:17 PM (oOc/o)

139 It is an odd thing to realize that every single person you see in that movie is dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 05:18 PM (bss/y)

140 Bob Gibson played for the Harlem Globetrotters before he became a HOF pitcher for the Cardinals.

Posted by: Tough Guy! at December 26, 2024 05:18 PM (G5+As)

141
I wonder if a guy could get a good Cubano sandwich back then.
Posted by: JUSTIN FROM OTTAWA at December 26, 2024 05:17 PM (oOc/o)

__________

Look at a Delmonico's menu from back then. I'm sure you could find one there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:18 PM (dxSpM)

142 staged in the modern era.
Marilyn Monroe skirt lifting subway wind.
Uh huh
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 05:11 PM (GSHbq)
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Are you saying skirts were impervious to wind prior to that?

It's not being blown up, seems to be a gust of wind moving around the Flatiron building.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)

143 134 I love old movies

Posted by: Skip

Have you seen Promethius?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 05:19 PM (MsrgL)

144 Brunnhilde, I had a nice Laura Ashley dress, too. Fitted bodice, full skirt. It was pretty. I didn't wear dresses often, but I liked that one.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 05:19 PM (OX9vb)

145 138 I wonder if a guy could get a good Cubano sandwich back then.
Posted by: JUSTIN FROM OTTAWA at December 26, 2024 05:17 PM (oOc/o)

According to the wiki, the time frame is right, but the setting is not. Florida (Tampa for example according to the article.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 05:19 PM (bss/y)

146 I used to wear the newsboy caps or gatsby, depending what you called them, when I went out on the town.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 05:20 PM (D6PGr)

147
...The featherbedding, waste, laziness of the NYC Sanitation Department is legendary. "Back" and other injuries are rampant and milked to the max. NYC being a one-party town has made it worse. ...
Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at December 26, 2024 05:02 PM (G5+As)
===
So you've met my Uncle Tony.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 05:21 PM (RIvkX)

148 Youtube has plenty of old city films that someone has taken, cleaned up and colorized. Some even have sound. Saw a pretty good one of Seattle 1926, not too long ago.

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 05:21 PM (A75H2)

149 >>According to the wiki, the time frame is right, but the setting is not. Florida (Tampa for example according to the article.)

Ybor City. Just north of Tampa.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:21 PM (LkLld)

150 It is an odd thing to realize that every single person you see in that movie is dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 05:18 PM (bss/y)
---
The gestures, mugging for the camera, are more of interest to me. Even then, people wanted to photo-bomb.

We aren't any better. Human nature is unchanging, and this notion that we've "progressed" is pure arrogance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

151 DMLW,

Yes, that was a VERY popular label back in the '80s and '90s! She even had her own stores in the malls back then.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 05:22 PM (3AwA+)

152 Youtube has plenty of old city films that someone has taken, cleaned up and colorized. Some even have sound. Saw a pretty good one of Seattle 1926, not too long ago.
Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 05:21 PM (A75H2)
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The sound would be dubbed unless it's from the 1930s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

153 If you size your collar right and know how to tie a necktie, there is no reason to feel it is trying to kill you. Most professions were able to work in them, right up until the Kool Kidz kvetching about nobody having any standards anymore took over. Those professions included truck drivers, letter carriers, the milkman, surveyors and railroaders, not just doctors and lawyers.

I get a kick out of it when I go somewhere in a modest suit with a tie, and an 80-year old 'rebel' has to tell me all about Senior Skip Day. Great to have a purpose in life, I guess. Real tough guys.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 05:23 PM (zdLoL)

154 Ybor City. Just north of Tampa.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:21 PM (LkLld)

Little Cuba. Cigar rolling. Great food. Years ago. .

Posted by: Rudolph at December 26, 2024 05:23 PM (8s11j)

155 I lived in a town called Mwanza on the southern shore of Lake Victoria. Wonderful weather, to beat California. Elevation about 4000'. Hot during the day, which time I would spend at the golf club's pool (every town had a golf club - the center of recreational activity). At night slept with a sheet and a light blanket. Didn't need no stinkin' AC. . Rain only in the rainy seasons (short rains in "Summer" and long rains in "Winter"). Rain mainly after 3PM till 5PM during the short rains.
The school holidays were fabulous except for the shortage of teenagers. When there are 70 - 100 White families, most either toddlers. Older and/or childless adults abounded, so not many kids of the right age.

Posted by: Ciampino - typical colonial milieu of people at December 26, 2024 05:25 PM (i0xsb)

156 If you size your collar right and know how to tie a necktie, there is no reason to feel it is trying to kill you. Most professions were able to work in them, right up until the Kool Kidz kvetching about nobody having any standards anymore took over. Those professions included truck drivers, letter carriers, the milkman, surveyors and railroaders, not just doctors and lawyers.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 05:23 PM (zdLoL)
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Aircrew wore ties.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

157 The Walking Skirt is very easy to sew. Actually the blouse is too, if you don't do a fancy one. Very comfortable to wear and work in. They also have a pattern for the proper underwear. Not necessary to wear a corset for these to look good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2024 05:26 PM (NQtI0)

158 I've been kind of surprised noticing that even in the beginning of the camcorder era 1980 or so, that there were some hams, but most people were really shy, reluctant to be filmed. Now, everyone has their tongue hanging out, at least.

Posted by: Lights! Camera! Action! at December 26, 2024 05:26 PM (G5+As)

159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daLmiSxog4E

Sleigh Ride video of the Dominicans in Alaska, shows the chapel my husband designed for them, and also Fr. Matthew, whom we believe should probably have become an MMA fighter, but who is a very solid priest. About 25 minutes of cool scenery and other good stuff.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:27 PM (K861k)

160 Well, this certainly sends one down the YouTube rabbit hole.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024 05:27 PM (7ZQe3)

161 Probably too much to ask for skirts to make a comeback for everyday wear (for women of course, not the pretenders).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

162 I would think being a Flapper would've be more comfortable

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl)

163 >>Little Cuba. Cigar rolling. Great food. Years ago.

Fun place.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (LkLld)

164 I buy extra long ties so I can pull it out through my fly and clean my glasses.

Posted by: Hollywood Fashion Plate at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (G5+As)

165
See how happy everyone is Ace's open threads?

We need this on The Weekends.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (J4gi/)

166 Not really. Harder to squeeze the female form into that flat thin look.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2024 05:29 PM (NQtI0)

167 And Father Steve is now Bishop Steve of Fairbanks. A very good friend. And of course, I told him he's my favorite bishop.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 05:29 PM (K861k)

168 Saw that Caitlin Clark won a female athlete of the year award.
Not surprising or undeserved.
But it should go to Lydia Ko.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (4780s)

169 We need this on The Weekends.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (J4gi/)


We have open threads on weekends but we give Ace the weekends off.

Posted by: Emmie at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (Sf2cq)

170 What would be a sobering vid would be to transition that vid with modern day New York

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (/6GbT)

171
Aircrew wore ties.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

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I don't purpose to wear them often (church, concerts, stewarding), but if your shirt collar is comfortable then a tie is no great burden.

Stopped to get donuts after church one day and held the door open for a woman around my age. She actually began flirting with me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (dxSpM)

172 Chuck,

I do my part. I always wear dresses and skirts, never wear pants unless I am doing yard work. All dresses and skirts are very cinched in at the waist. Makes a flattering silhouette.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (3AwA+)

173 Aircrew wore ties.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

? Male pilots and stewards still wear ties on most airlines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (BI5O2)

174 I'll bet just getting to second base required scissors and a map.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (hY4dx)

175 I would think being a Flapper would've be more comfortable
Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl

Except that you have to hang out in toilet tanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (8zz6B)

176 Male pilots and stewards still wear ties on most airlines.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (BI5O2)
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I'm talking about in combat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

177 I recall reading somewhere, likely here... that prior to the invention of the elevator, your station in the big cities revolved around how low a floor you could afford. The penthouse was for the peasants.craxy how technology flipped that

I suppose the truly rich could hire a team of men to carry them up the stairs in a sedan chair.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 05:00 PM (xCA6C)
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It was true. In the early days of tall residential buildings, the most expensive apartments were on the bottom floors. The invention of elevators, better heating, and water pressure changed that dramatically.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 26, 2024 05:32 PM (QbIsZ)

178 I would think being a Flapper would've be more comfortable
Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl

Except that you have to hang out in toilet tanks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 05:31 PM (8zz6B)

and hang out with the Ty D Bol man.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:33 PM (VNX3d)

179 In 1899 the Coke probably still had coke in it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 05:33 PM (wZ2Bf)

180 Our establishment was a decent place to get a bite to eat, until they started catering to riff-raff in jackets and ties. Located down by the docks.

Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at December 26, 2024 05:34 PM (G5+As)

181 I don't purpose to wear them often (church, concerts, stewarding), but if your shirt collar is comfortable then a tie is no great burden.

Stopped to get donuts after church one day and held the door open for a woman around my age. She actually began flirting with me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (dxSpM)
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Every girl's crazy for a sharp-dressed man!

I used to wear ties to work, but since we've come back from Covid, it seems to have gone away. An easy trick to make your tie more comfortable is to leave the top button open, so that the tie holds the collar closed.

Also easier to loosen it if desired (such as dramatic effect when you realize you should have given up amphetimines).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)

182 I'm talking about in combat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

Ah, gotcha, LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 05:35 PM (BI5O2)

183 Back in the days when almost everyone, including the poor, conducted themselves as respectable citizens. No tats, no piercings, no twerking, no yoga pants.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 04:39 PM (xCA6C)
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Notice in the video clip that there are no representatives of the twerking demographic. And coincidentally, no one obviously worried about street crime. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

184 Was the thread below stillborn or what?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

185 179 In 1899 the Coke probably still had coke in it.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You could also buy tincture of opium to quiet your colicky child.

Posted by: Mom of the Year, 1899 at December 26, 2024 05:35 PM (G5+As)

186 Also easier to loosen it if desired (such as dramatic effect when you realize you should have given up amphetimines).
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Or glue-sniffing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 05:36 PM (kpS4V)

187
Every girl's crazy for a sharp-dressed man!

________

Either that or she was astonished any man would do that nowadays.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 05:36 PM (dxSpM)

188 I wore a suit and tie for a number of years. I had worked for a department store chain and purchased discounted suits and ties at the employee only sales. So I was able to wear a different suit and tie to work every week.

Still, I did enjoy going to casual work clothes 20 some years ago. Although, wearing a suit made you aware that you were putting on weight.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 05:37 PM (3Ev2O)

189 135 I had a Coke button when I was in the White House.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 26, 2024 05:16 PM (NMvV5)
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Is there Diet Cocaine too?
I guess snow cut with something 'not lactose' ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Florida is the snow capital of the USA at December 26, 2024 05:37 PM (i0xsb)

190 FWP: Speedtest.net rates download speed @ 150Mbs however downloading speeds are rated at Kbs (slow). I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:37 PM (5Cy8I)

191 Half of Rodney's act was pulling on his tie.

Posted by: Morty Gunty at December 26, 2024 05:38 PM (G5+As)

192 Notice in the video clip that there are no representatives of the twerking demographic. And coincidentally, no one obviously worried about street crime. Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 26, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)
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That was when cops were hired for size and brawling ability.

When TR was police commissioner, he had them switch to .32 S&W Long (aka New Colt) because at short range it was quite lethal, had less recoil and cops were more accurate with it.

Someday I want a Colt Police Positive in .32.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:38 PM (ZOv7s)

193 Afternoon/evening, folken,

Yes, somehow we have this idea that the past was all in black-and-white, because most photographs were and movies continued to be B & W until the early Sixties.

The 1899 New York: Many parts like the Lower East Side looked desperately poor, or maybe that's because we know the people there were poor. But Fifth Avenue and Fourteenth Street and the Flatiron Building all looked clean and well kept, and the subway entrance did too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:38 PM (omVj0)

194 Plenty of well-mannered people out there these days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 26, 2024 05:39 PM (kpS4V)

195 The "Battle of the Network Stars" videos were very cool, esp. Jan Smithers. Everybody was so slim --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:41 PM (omVj0)

196 When I was a kid my dad worked for IBM in NYC and like every other guy working for IBM in NYC he got his uniform at Brooks Brothers. Not only were suits absolutely required at all times you could get any color shirt you wanted as long as it was white. And they weren't kidding.

Diversity was not IBM's strength.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (LkLld)

197 In 1899, my house was brand new. It must have been spectacular. Parts of it still are.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (OX9vb)

198 Wonder what NYC population was, in 1899…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

199 At the start of my career, I had to wear a suit to work every day. That was a real budgetary magic act for a 22 year-old just trying to figure out how to pay rent each month.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2024 05:44 PM (mH6SG)

200 My sister married in to some IBMers from Poughkipskie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 05:44 PM (wZ2Bf)

201 Always thought ties were weird actually. And yes being a military man learned early how to tie one.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

202 Oldest house we ever owned was built in 1918… hardwood 2x4s, lathe and plaster walls.. plaster infused with horsehair..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

203 No, I haven't worn a suit in a while. But when Linda and I went to church yesterday, I wore slacks, good shoes, a dress shirt with the collar unbuttoned, and a three-button sport coat I've had for a few years. I wasn't the only one dressed like a grownup, but there were still some with jeans and T-shirts. Clean -- but still, T-shirts.

A black family seated just ahead of us had Mom in a nice dress, Dad in a dress shirt and slacks, the younger boy in a black suit, and the older boy in . . . a red spangled suitcoat that looked like it could have come from an Elton John concert. Oh, well, gotta give 'em points for trying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (omVj0)

204 That late sixties plaster was hammer proof.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (wZ2Bf)

205 You could also buy tincture of opium

Seem to recall Disneyland main street old timey pharmacy had that and tincture of cannabis etc displayed. Probably been sanitized since.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (EZMtA)

206 If you celebrate Kwanzaa, you ain't black.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (wBaIH)

207 Too late, tubal, I nooded.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:46 PM (cIOlQ)

208 Slacks… funny word, slacks..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)

209 >>>And coincidentally, no one obviously worried about street crime. Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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My aunt, when going to (Big City) college, worked during the day and rode the bus to school in the evening. She would ride the bus downtown then transfer to the one going to the college. College was located in the blackest and one of the most poor neighborhoods in town. There was never a consideration of harm by any of the passengers black or white. Only the very needy or treacherous ride busses there today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:47 PM (5Cy8I)

210 >>At the start of my career, I had to wear a suit to work every day. That was a real budgetary magic act for a 22 year-old just trying to figure out how to pay rent each month.

Me too. My theory is the tech industry helped kill suits.

Once I started working for Bay Area tech companies the suits just faded away. The rest of the world took notice and it was all downhill.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld)

211 When I was a kid my dad worked for IBM in NYC and like every other guy working for IBM in NYC he got his uniform at Brooks Brothers. Not only were suits absolutely required at all times you could get any color shirt you wanted as long as it was white. And they weren't kidding.

Yeah, I worked alongside a team of IMB CEs and they put my meager wardrobe to shame.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2024 05:48 PM (mH6SG)

212 My first job in IT, I needed to wear a dress shirt and tie at a minimum, as did my coworkers and boss. Same at my first job in Colorado. Since I wore a suit, I made sure to buy a good dress topcoat, a cashmere/wool blend that I still have and wear. One of the best buys I ever made.

The remaining jobs were more business casual, shirts with collars, no jeans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:49 PM (omVj0)

213 Laudanum.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:49 PM (5Cy8I)

214 179 In 1899 the Coke probably still had coke in it.
Posted by: Boss Moss

IBM didn't have many women executives in the 60s and 70s, but they had secretaries. For a few months on Saturdays while in high school, I would assist my Dad, who was a union carpenter, install "modesty panels" on the stairways at IBM buildings all over the tri-state area. Mini-skirt era was in full swing. Formica covered melamine, mostly.

Posted by: Some View! at December 26, 2024 05:49 PM (G5+As)

215 We haz undernood

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (VNX3d)

216 My dad did 2 years in NYC for IBM before they sent him to Buffalo. He dealt with Linde where he worked with a Michigan grad who had a daughter to marry off.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (cIOlQ)

217 I have a bunch of old (late-1800's) B&W photos of family. A lot of them are in New Orleans, some in the capitol city later on. Almost all of them depict men in suits, many with some sort of hat or cap and women in dresses... again, many with some sort of hat or bonnet.

I think the introduction of "casual" wear in the 50's and 60's put an end to "dressing" like they did way back when.

When I first started to work, professionally in the budding IT field in the 80's it was all shirts and ties. "Dress codes" were a thing.

Until they weren't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (Q4IgG)

218 Also easier to loosen it if desired (such as dramatic effect when you realize you should have given up amphetimines).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)
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With my practiced eye for spotting errors in Chemistry papers and exams, I saw yours. I shall be deducting at least 6 points for mistakenly using imines where the reaction required amines.
I don't even know if the compound amphetimine is active.
There will be another quiz Monday.

Posted by: Ciampino - Don't snort yellow snow at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (i0xsb)

219 Once I started working for Bay Area tech companies the suits just faded away. The rest of the world took notice and it was all downhill.
Posted by: JackStraw
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The broken windows theory is applicable to more than brick and mortor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:51 PM (5Cy8I)

220 Disney in house ad agency required slacks, no levis. To work in a dark room with easy to spill chemicals. Wasn't there long.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 05:51 PM (8Yuew)

221 The "Battle of the Network Stars" videos were very cool, esp. Jan Smithers. Everybody was so slim --!

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RFK is on to something here. If you look at pics or videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's there are almost no fat people. Just look around now. Half the country is obese.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024 05:53 PM (7ZQe3)

222 5 Happy Boxing Day!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (YoCnN)
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Hi JQ.
My parents, now long gone, were married on this day in 1940 in Ciampino.

Posted by: Ciampino - also my birthplace at December 26, 2024 05:54 PM (i0xsb)

223 221 The "Battle of the Network Stars" videos were very cool, esp. Jan Smithers. Everybody was so slim --!

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RFK is on to something here. If you look at pics or videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's there are almost no fat people. Just look around now. Half the country is obese.
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024 05:53 PM (7ZQe3)

It’s the processed food and the digital age…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

224 I used to wear the newsboy caps or gatsby, depending what you called them, when I went out on the town.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024


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I've got a dark brown tweed driving cap, I guess you'd call it. I wear that if it's chilly and windy, when I'll be outside for a while. It gets old having to hang on to a fedora.

As for fedoras, I have a range of them, the earliest a 1930s Borsalino and the youngest an Akubra Federation, a semi-Indiana Jones style (though in dark gray) that I bought online from a shop near Sydney. I like the older, straight-crowned style that modern hats have lost. And a new Stetson Temple, their broad-brimmed IJ style fedora, costs $175 today, whereas you can buy an Akubra for a lot less.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:55 PM (omVj0)

225 When I was a kid my dad worked for IBM in NYC and like every other guy working for IBM in NYC he got his uniform at Brooks Brothers. Not only were suits absolutely required at all times you could get any color shirt you wanted as long as it was white. And they weren't kidding.

Diversity was not IBM's strength.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 05:43 PM (LkLld)

At EDS (Perot's IT consulting company), we had the same dress code as IBM. We had to wear our suit jacket when we left our cubes to take a leak or walk over and talk to someone else in another area.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 05:56 PM (3Ev2O)

226 Someday I want a Colt Police Positive in .32.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:38 PM (ZOv7s)


I have a Spanish knock-off in 8mm Lebel pistol. I bought it thinking it was .32 special and I was sad to find it wasn't

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 05:56 PM (D7oie)

227 I had a couple of beautiful Laura Ashley dresses. One was tea length, dark reddish brown with a floral design in the same color threads. I wore the stew out of it to weddings and such. I had a lovely figure then and though it was extremely modest, the guys loved it.

Sometimes not showing the goods is sexier than having your boobs falling out and your cooter showing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 05:57 PM (grtY7)

228 Patton required his soldier’s to wear a tie in combat theater.

Also $50 fines (base pay for a Private was $21 a month) for out of regulation haircut, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 05:57 PM (2RHvg)

229 RFK is on to something here. If you look at pics or videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's there are almost no fat people. Just look around now. Half the country is obese.
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024


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After the Christmas caroling at Linda's church last weekend, we gathered in the cafeteria for some cocoa and cookies. I'd estimate that more than half of the people there were obese. It was such a pleasure to see a few young women (and one or two older ones) and their husbands who were not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:57 PM (omVj0)

230 With my practiced eye for spotting errors in Chemistry papers and exams, I saw yours. I shall be deducting at least 6 points for mistakenly using imines where the reaction required amines.
I don't even know if the compound amphetimine is active.
There will be another quiz Monday.
Posted by: Ciampino - Don't snort yellow snow at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (i0xsb)
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With my absolute indifference to incidental spelling errors on multi-syllable words, I will be skipping that test.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

231 I like hats, and not just baseball kind

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

232 So what is the definition of obese??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)

233 So what is the definition of obese??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)

Is that the plural of oboe?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (VNX3d)

234 Shorpy dot com is a great site for old pics.
Search for "your hometown". They may have 100 year old pics.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (/lPRQ)

235 The kind of clothes my paternal G-Grandparents wore in the late 19th Century.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

236 I graduated HS in 1973, class of 425. There were only maybe 12-15 kids you would say were overweight. One became an opera singer.

Posted by: I was 6'2", 155 at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (G5+As)

237 233 So what is the definition of obese??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)

Is that the plural of oboe?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 05:59 PM (VNX3d)

Goose -> Geese
Obose -> Obese ?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

238 I have a Spanish knock-off in 8mm Lebel pistol. I bought it thinking it was .32 special and I was sad to find it wasn't
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 05:56 PM (D7oie)
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I bought a .32 short revolver thinking it was .32 Long because that was IN THE DESCRIPTION. Some might say: "well, there is a visible difference," but the photos did not carry anything that provided scale, just the weapon on a solid background. I contacted the seller, who apologized and agreed to my suggestion that I get a partial refund.

Spanish stuff is fascinating. You buy a 9mm but it's Largo, not Luger.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

239 All you have to do is stop eating carbs. It's not that hard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:01 PM (wZ2Bf)

240 So what is the definition of obese??
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It’s like porn. You know it when you see it

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (2RHvg)

241 Did the have color film in 1899?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM (wZ2Bf)


No; color film was developed in the late 1930s I believe. I have an old Osprey Publishing book that featured color photos involving a German Panzer division on the Eastern Front. The German officer taking the photographs had a connection to a German film company.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (pJWtt)

242 Carbs and fat are tasty…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

243 All you have to do is stop eating carbs. It's not that hard.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024


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EAT LESS AND MOVE AROUND MORE

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (omVj0)

244 240 So what is the definition of obese??
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It’s like porn. You know it when you see it

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (2RHvg)

Um, rule 34...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

245 >>16 Did the have color film in 1899?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:31 PM

1902 is the earliest known example of color film, experimental. It was first sold in 1909 and movie fans can tell you the rest of the story.

Posted by: Fozzy at December 26, 2024 06:03 PM (7PM4P)

246 nurse, remember when WDS and BB'sBD wore the 1940's dresses at the MoMe. Classy.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:03 PM (XTmTf)

247 234 Shorpy dot com is a great site for old pics.
Search for "your hometown". They may have 100 year old pics.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

The Shorpy perennial 1925 Office Christmas Party is a treasure, just run the other day, as usual.

Posted by: Shorpy Higginbotham at December 26, 2024 06:03 PM (G5+As)

248 So what is the definition of obese??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)
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Visibly fat.

Even in the 80s and into the 90s fat people were rare.

For what it's worth, the students in the current marching band at my alma mater are still lean. Clearly the workout is able to defeat whatever additives are out there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

249 243 All you have to do is stop eating carbs. It's not that hard.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024

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EAT LESS AND MOVE AROUND MORE
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:02 PM (omVj0)

Sage advice… ( as I sit here on my ass shitposting and eating chocolate covered pretzels )…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:03 PM (PCK5/)

250 I am sure these are computer colored, but still better to see than B&W

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

251 >>>>And a new Stetson Temple, their broad-brimmed IJ style fedora, costs $175 today, whereas you can buy an Akubra for a lot less.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:55 PM (omVj0)
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Thank you Wolfus, I’ve been mulling over getting a real hat, instead of wearing a cap. Akubra looks like a good resource.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 06:04 PM (vJ3Tl)

252 Nurse,

I have probably the same Laura Ashley in a teal blue with a dark teal and gray floral pattern. Puffed shoulders, below knee length, square cut neckline. With a tight rhinestone belt, white stockings, and black Mary Janes, it makes a very nice outfit for shopping, which now that I am retired is my main social experience!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 06:04 PM (3AwA+)

253 >>RFK is on to something here. If you look at pics or videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's there are almost no fat people. Just look around now. Half the country is obese.

I don't think it's rocket surgery. There weren't that many Ding Dongs and Ho Hoes in the 1800s. And we were way more active, particularly kids.

We rode our bikes everywhere. We didn't think of it as exercise, it was freedom. The internet changed the world but not always for the good.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 06:05 PM (LkLld)

254 What about the music. That swing music was awesome. More like the 20s I guess.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:05 PM (wZ2Bf)

255 221 The "Battle of the Network Stars" videos were very cool, esp. Jan Smithers. Everybody was so slim --!

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RFK is on to something here. If you look at pics or videos from the 50's, 60's and 70's there are almost no fat people. Just look around now. Half the country is obese.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2024 05:53 PM (7ZQe3)
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It is the result of the Food Pyramid and Big Oil**
I never understood how a diabetic patient was supposed to eat all those pasta dishes and all that fruit every day. Can't have protein, o no that would mess up that nice triangle.

We have this terrible fixation on acronyms, clever phrases and titles, and logos/shapes. Once we have one it will not be changed without a fight.

If you eat a glyceride (oil/fat) that the body doesn't know how to readily break down then it does what comes naturally next - storage for a rainy day: fat deposits. We need to go back to animal fats like butter, tallow and lard or non-seed plant oils such as olive oil.

** Big Oil -- seed oils used for cooking and margarine.

Posted by: Ciampino - good grease and bad grease at December 26, 2024 06:06 PM (i0xsb)

256 All you have to do is stop eating carbs. It's not that hard.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:01 PM (wZ2Bf)
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No, I'm with RFK on this - something changed. The same foods have different ingredients now.

My kids didn't blimp out because my wife had a gluten sensitivity, and because of the additives, we had to give up processed foods, and instead go with either raw or "canned in water" alternatives.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

257
After the Christmas caroling at Linda's church last weekend, we gathered in the cafeteria for some cocoa and cookies. I'd estimate that more than half of the people there were obese. It was such a pleasure to see a few young women (and one or two older ones) and their husbands who were not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:57 PM (omVj0)



When I went to the Sacramento Air Show two years ago, it puzzled me that the airmen all were seriously buff, but virtually every woman was about 300 lbs.

Not that I'm totally butch or anything, I'm seriously pudgy, but the difference is striking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2024 06:07 PM (y9nCu)

258 Ciampino, not a problem for me as butter, lard and olive oil are all I use to cook with. I do use pecan oil for some things.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:08 PM (XTmTf)

259
1902 is the earliest known example of color film, experimental. It was first sold in 1909 and movie fans can tell you the rest of the story.

Posted by: Fozzy at December 26, 2024


***
There were color films before 1939's Gone With the Wind and Wizard of Oz. The Mysterious Island in 1929, for instance, and 1933's Mystery of the Wax Museum.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:09 PM (omVj0)

260 We rode our bikes everywhere. We didn't think of it as exercise, it was freedom. The internet changed the world but not always for the good.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 06:05 PM (LkLld)
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Counterpoint: they have done test diets based on 80s levels of activity and the people gain weight because the food has been altered. A few weeks ago there was a video comparing Canadian food with American, and how Canada simply doesn't allow a lot of that crap be be stuffed in there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:10 PM (ZOv7s)

261 246 nurse, remember when WDS and BB'sBD wore the 1940's dresses at the MoMe. Classy.
Posted by: Ben Had


That was so fun!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 06:10 PM (6MCJI)

262 Only modernish black and white movies I cared for… The Last Picture Show and Schindler’s List…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:11 PM (PCK5/)

263 Ciampino, not a problem for me as butter, lard and olive oil are all I use to cook with. I do use pecan oil for some things.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:08 PM (XTmTf)
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A few years back we switched to butter and olive oil. Makes a difference. Food tastes better and is more filling so you eat less.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

264 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2024 06:12 PM (mw03C)

265 Thank you Wolfus, I’ve been mulling over getting a real hat, instead of wearing a cap. Akubra looks like a good resource.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024


***
The company is called The Hattery in Katoomba: https://hatsdirect.com/ Very helpful people via email too. I have a dark grey Fed IV and a light gray one; I had its brim trimmed back by a shop in Detroit. It's easy to shape it yourself, or I think they'll do it for you for a small fee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:12 PM (omVj0)

266 So.. peanut oil.. good or bad?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

267 Posted by: Brunnhilde


I know the very dress you're talking about!

Alas, no puffy sleeves for me. It was empire waist, the traditional Laura Ashley square neckline and fairly straight to just above the ankle. Short capped sleeves.

With pearls and my dark brown hair curled it was perfect.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (6MCJI)

268 Filler. They do that shit with horse feed. I never feed a pelleted feed because they can add everything from floor sweepings to chicken feathers in it.

There is alot of filler in human foodstuffs too.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (XTmTf)

269 >>Counterpoint: they have done test diets based on 80s levels of activity and the people gain weight because the food has been altered. A few weeks ago there was a video comparing Canadian food with American, and how Canada simply doesn't allow a lot of that crap be be stuffed in there.

I think it's both. No doubt that processed food is a problem but I also think we have become a more sedentary society.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 06:14 PM (LkLld)

270 I've watched that vid like 5 times.
It's not passing my BS sniffer.
I have to call staged in the modern era. Possible AI.

Probable AI.
Posted by: Reforger at December 26, 2024 04:55 PM (xcIvR)

I have some of that footage from the late 1890's on an old 8mm Castle films black and white newsreel I received for Christmas 1958. The footage you are seeing here is digitally slowed down and enhanced for smooth action and, of course, colorized. I have quite a few of the old Castle films in my 8mm library. Digital restoration of these old films is truly amazing. Right down to removing any damage caused by of improper storage. A former broadcast engineering colleague I've known for many years, works for a company that not only does digital transferring of old film, but complete restoration. I have stopped by a few times just to watch the process at work. Lots and lots of time involved by very specialized people.

Posted by: Annette Hanshaw at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (iODuv)

271 Bacon grease is the best. After it hardens on the plate I scoop it up with a spoon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (wZ2Bf)

272 262 Only modernish black and white movies I cared for… The Last Picture Show and Schindler’s List…
Posted by: tubal

You left out A Hard Days Night 1964. Next year Help! was in color. And not as good.

Posted by: He's a Clean Old Man... at December 26, 2024 06:15 PM (G5+As)

273 Here's that Seattle 1926 video. Tried to shorten the link but most sites want you to register or pay a fee.

https://youtu.be/EVKZht2Krxg?si=HhKzHg8oy3-5WZNk

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (A75H2)

274 Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 06:22 PM (A75H2)

Rex B: You can delete the question mark from the EweTube link, and everything after it, and the link will still direct you to the correct video.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:24 PM (VNX3d)

275 Nurse,

Yes, yes! I know the Empire waisted LAs! I bet you did look really good with dark curls. For some reason, my mind's eye envisions Empire cut dresses on dark haired women.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (3AwA+)

276 Nood Pilot & Bear

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (VNX3d)

277 ** Big Oil -- seed oils used for cooking and margarine.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Good thing you didn't say oleo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (ODCB/)

278 "You can delete the question mark from the EweTube link, and everything after it, and the link will still direct you to the correct video."

Thanks for the top, Hour of the Wolf!

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (A75H2)

279 Tip top.

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (A75H2)

Diving Doggo Open Thread

This video is a compilation of dogs acting too eagerly as guardians of their masters. Several clips feature dogs dragging their humans out of the pool against their will, or blocking a human from jumping in the pool at all.

Stella diving into leaf piles:

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM




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1 Doggehs!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (3Ope8)

2 I knew if I commented in the last thread, Ace would post a new one.

He does that specifically to me, and me alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v+62C)

3 Woof!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (H9VzD)

4 Dogs rule.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

5 Doggies are good to have, sadly don't have one

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:03 PM (fwDg9)

6 Relevant to the last thread, I'd just like to say that I once got a hug from Erin Gray.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (9XPe8)

7 The leaf jumping is hilarious.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (wZ2Bf)

8 WashingtonExaminer: ‘Uncommitted’ voters blame Harris ‘choosing path of Liz Cheney’ for their turn to Trump

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

9 a fun fact about the Houthi just came out - apparently the Houthi have been holding the UN staff there hostage for a number of months, but the UN has been keeping this quiet for political reasons. So the head of the WHO just traveled to Yemen to try and negotiate their release.

Israel just bombed the airport in Sanaa *while* the head of the WHO was in it - think that may have had something to do with them not liking the way this story has been kept so secret?
and by the way, they missed him. Too bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (wyMQY)

10 A Florida pizza delivery worker was so angry over a tip she got from a customer that she stabbed the woman multiple times, according to police. Brianna Alvelo, 22, got ticked off Sunday after dropping off a pie at the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee when the customer gave her a stingy tip — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

11 Relevant to the last thread, I'd just like to say that I once got a hug from Erin Gray.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (9XPe

Of all the chix in this world, is there any one of them from whom I would prefer a hug, or to have Amber Turd poop in my bed.

Hmmm.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (v+62C)

12 Stella is awesome

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (j6KoD)

13 Doggos remind me of Hunter Biden jumping into a pile of parmesan cheese.

Posted by: torabora at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (9gcdx)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (9gDA7)

15 You're Living in Your Own Private Idaho.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (XV/Pl)

16 I don't have a dog, but it's fun to have friends who have dogs.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (dg+HA)

17 Puppehs!

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (hoCmQ)

18 O/T:

Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (9gDA7)

19 Beau Biden was killed by a dog.

Posted by: Not a joke at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (dg+HA)

20 Talk about mailing it in.........

Distracting us from all the bullshit in the world today with videos of doggehs........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (9gDA7)

21 — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

One of those stories where, yeah, I think there might be a key detail or two not shared with the public. Or the nooz just flat out lied and left out the part where it was a drug deal gone wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (v+62C)

22 Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.
Posted by: Sponge


My email is in the url/nic line. Hit me up about land/moving to the country. I'll help best I can.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (H9VzD)

23 Louis the Cat does not care about doggos. Louis the Cat gazes upon his vast empire and is content.

youtube.com/shorts/PfBJomvwwzA

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (sAmhv)

24 Talk about mailing it in.........

Distracting us from all the bullshit in the world today with videos of doggehs........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (9gDA7)

I take it as a reminder that, however many people want to screw up the world, there is still a lot to be happy about, and that life should be savored whenever possible. Do not pass up on moments of joy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

25 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

26 My email is in the url/nic line. Hit me up about land/moving to the country. I'll help best I can.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (H9VzD)



Got it, thanks. I'll shoot you something later today or this weekend. I'm on the work laptop and can't do my personal mail from it.

I really appreciate it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

27 2 I knew if I commented in the last thread, Ace would post a new one.

He does that specifically to me, and me alone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v+62C)

Ahem.

Posted by: Not Willow, but you know Willow. at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (IlAew)

28 Beau ( and going to Delaware right next to the air base named after him tomorrow), died I am told taking Mt Suribachi

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)



Sage advice. Oregano, even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

30 I'm finishing a book I've been working on that has dogs as main characters. Anthropomorphic dogs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

31 When I was kid, we had huge German shepherd. My mom would bring her to the rink to sit with her while she ran the clock for the hockey tournaments. Many a kid entered the penalty box with a bad attitude and left much happier.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:16 PM (3Ope8)

32 29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)


Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)

33 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)


Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)
_______


"Fuck you" [burps drunkenly]

--- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

34 Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM

--
++++ Great to hear.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (+oR7L)

35 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)


Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)

Especially when spent with rosemary.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (VNX3d)

36 Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

Yikes. I better tell my cheapo husband to watch out. He calls me the Patron Saint of Service Workers, but it isn't that I over-tip (ok, I do) so much as I over tip compared to his undertipping.

He isn't wrong about the the traditional tip scale. It is simply that to me, 20% is now the low end of tipping a service worker.

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (4neFu)

37 Who you calling anthropomorphic? It was one time. I was drunk. The lighting in that alley was terrible!

Posted by: Lassie at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (NMvV5)

38 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)


Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)
________

[Golf claps]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

39 Do not pass up on moments of joy

You’re not the boss of me!!

(I said this once sarcastically to “have a nice day!”; some people are not tuned in to sarcasm. He got a little pissed off, the only way this is possible is if one is an imbecile)

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (srX5Y)

40 Did you hear that Charlie, from the Star-Kist commercials, had to give up playing music?

He couldn't find a piano tuna worth a fin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

41 so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

---------------

OK, but how was the pizza?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (2UnvF)

42 Knew a woman that had 3 daughters named Sage, Cayenne, and Willow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (9gDA7)

43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

44 anthropomorphic. I don't even remember what the fuck that means. Manbearpig?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (wZ2Bf)

45
From the "Where are they now?" files, Eddie Munster:

https://tinyurl.com/2c4yxgjo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (w6EFb)

46 Got it, thanks. I'll shoot you something later today or this weekend. I'm on the work laptop and can't do my personal mail from it.

I really appreciate it.
Posted by: Sponge

No problem.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:20 PM (H9VzD)

47
"Fuck you" [burps drunkenly]

--- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)



She went below the hard deck and called No Joy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:20 PM (9gDA7)

48 (I said this once sarcastically to “have a nice day!”; some people are not tuned in to sarcasm. He got a little pissed off, the only way this is possible is if one is an imbecile)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (srX5Y)

I know people who have overactive literal genes, or they're autists who don't get sarcasm. One or tother.

It causes me endless mirth, putting the most basic comments out there, only to have them challenged.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (OaicP)

49 is the blog on a holiday schedule

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

50 Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

Looks like! Ace deserves a nice holiday break.

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (4neFu)

51 It's a type of global warming.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (dg+HA)

52
Looks like! Ace deserves a nice holiday break.
Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (4neFu)



It takes a lot of effort to come up with military grade snark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)

53 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)

54 Knew a woman that had 3 daughters named Sage, Cayenne, and Willow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (9gDA7)

Yeah, but she had two sons. One named Eric.

The other, Turm.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (43ETV)

55 53 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?

Is this about me?

Posted by: Pepper Rogers at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (dg+HA)

56 It's quality programming like this that keeps me coming back, year after year.

Footnote: I met and worked with Robert Conrad, once upon a time. He was a dick.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (hyS0X)

57 People are clearing out the half price Old Spice gift packs before I can get to Walmart each year. The Day after Christmas hasn't been working out for a few years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (wZ2Bf)

58 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)



I think she's like 15, currently, so I'm not judging her.....Sage is 20 and in college. She turned out better than anticipated.

Wants to be a cop. I think her above average bra size will get her noticed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (9gDA7)

59 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)

Spent way too much time in the powder room.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (43ETV)

60 Yeah, but she had two sons. One named Eric.

The other, Turm.
Posted by: BurtTC

LOL

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (U1FmN)

61 It takes a lot of effort to come up with military grade snark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)
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Hmmmm... Wonder if THIS is the reason why the Pentagon can't account for billions and billions of dollars...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (BpYfr)

62 21 — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

One of those stories where, yeah, I think there might be a key detail or two not shared with the public. Or the nooz just flat out lied and left out the part where it was a drug deal gone wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (v+62C)

If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

63 Chipotle is a dogshit spice. There's a reason I never heard of it until that infernal fast-food chain opened. Chipotle is a dumb-sounding gay spice that was kicked in the nuts as a kid.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

64 Eh, this morning couldn't find much new going on.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

65 *Wants to be a cop. I think her above average bra size will get her noticed.*

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (dg+HA)

66 People should just cook at home. That fast food crap is a racket.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (wZ2Bf)

67 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)

Heh

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (4neFu)

68
If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)



I don't think they were for waiter salary and get paid an average wage, or at least, minimum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:29 PM (9gDA7)

69 Funny, I had always heard that Kwanzaa was invented by a FBI Confidential Human Source

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

70 Don't get me started about Cilantro. Tastes like hand lotion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (wZ2Bf)

71 Dammit are we already out of eggnog?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (dg+HA)

72 If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

Understood, I just don't think that story is about a small tip.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (QMkeh)

73 Why is the rum gone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (wZ2Bf)

74 43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Nope, sorry... live in the Central Valley. By far the largest number of employees by industry in my Country?

Prison Employees. Almost all agriculture has gone to low Labor crops... and besides the Legal Guest Worker program is still in effect.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

75 Actually that's the aloe.

Posted by: Your big jar of cilantro at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (dg+HA)

76 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

77 Don't get me started about Cilantro. Tastes like hand lotion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (wZ2Bf)

Some people say that.

I say it tastes more like foot lotion.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (M6rkE)

78 There was a Disney show the kids used to watch, The Proud Family. One of the best friend characters was named Dijonnaise, and she had siblings named named Basil, Tabasco, Cinnamon, and Paprika. The family was black. I assume the writers were, too, cuz no white guy could have gotten away with that.

Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (NMvV5)

79 A Florida pizza delivery worker was so angry over a tip she got from a customer that she stabbed the woman multiple times, according to police. Brianna Alvelo, 22, got ticked off Sunday after dropping off a pie at the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee when the customer gave her a stingy tip — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
_________

There is ZERO chance that's the whole story. This was a drug deal, sex trafficking ring, or gangland violence gone wrong. Or, the pizza delivery skel caught her "boyfriend" in the hotel room with the girl.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

80 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)



The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)

81 Son of a bitch!
I'm in the crosswalk, some creep rear ends car stopped at limit line, pulls out and guns it through the red light! PAST ME!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GSHbq)

82 The trannie down the street. Nutmeg.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (ewjUl)

83 Dogs are great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (WPL6O)

84 *I just don't think that story is about a small tip.*

The Paolo something something how you say something something size of the tip.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (dg+HA)

85 We used to do leaf jumping over a cliff...
without the dog.

Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (FhXTo)

86 I delivered Dominos pizzas years ago, and thete was a black guy named Basil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (wZ2Bf)

87 81 Son of a bitch!
I'm in the crosswalk, some creep rear ends car stopped at limit line, pulls out and guns it through the red light! PAST ME!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GSHbq)


See #2.
Probably Burt leaving in a huff.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (W/lyH)

88 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)


The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)
______

The weird little dude would still be alive if he wasn't murdered by his "girlfriend" ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

89 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)


The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)

Todd and Keith Richards have a bet. Or tontine.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM (Y480a)

90 Chipotle is a dumb-sounding gay spice that was kicked in the nuts as a kid.

Show me on the McCormick's bottle where the bad spice touched you.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

91 The victim gave Alvelo a $50 bill for the $33 order, but when Alvelo couldn’t come up with change for the large bill the woman dug into her pocket and gave her just $2, the outlet said.

Security camera footage caught Alvelo’s red Toyota pulling into the parking lot for the delivery around 10 p.m. Sunday — and returning about 90 minutes later with her masked companion.

According to police records reviewed by NBC, the victim tried to shield her young daughter from the armed intruders and was hit in the back by the pair.

The woman then “threw her daughter onto the bed and attempted to pick up her phone,” only to have Alvelo smash it.

Alvelo then allegedly stabbed the victim 14 times before her gun-wielding accomplice yelled for them to flee, NBC said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

92 Show me on the McCormick's bottle where the bad spice touched you.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM

Right in the nutmeg.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)

93 88 Did he leave the seat up?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (wZ2Bf)

94 73 Why is the rum gone?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (wZ2Bf

And where the hell is all my beer?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (jvJvP)

95
Right in the nutmeg.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)



Fingered his alum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (9gDA7)

96 >King Conan

I would love it if the movie started where he was King*, and it ended as a pirate lord. That sounds insane and off-brand to anyone not familiar.

* THE JEWELED CROWN OF AQUILONIA UPON A TROUBLED BROW! LET ME TELL YOU A TALE OF HIGH ADVENTURE!!!

Harambe was named after a made-up cheer from the show Boondocks.

https://youtu.be/K_rLRP709zU?si=krRfP3K8bokZJXd4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (lhenN)

97 The name's Ander.
Cory Ander.

Posted by: Don't wear it out at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (dg+HA)

98 76 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

watchoo talkin' bout, Willis?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (wyMQY)

99 There is ZERO chance that's the whole story. This was a drug deal, sex trafficking ring, or gangland violence gone wrong. Or, the pizza delivery skel caught her "boyfriend" in the hotel room with the girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Someone's Bottom Bitch just running the track and someone didn't come thru with the money. Maybe a trade up or trade down too.

Posted by: Pimp Slang at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (rqga2)

100 See #2.
Probably Burt leaving in a huff.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (W/lyH)

I leave in puffs. Not huffs.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (dv7k7)

101 The bereaved whale mother who made headlines when she heartbreakingly grieved her dead baby for more than two weeks has given birth to a new calf, scientists said.

The mama orca, given the touching name "J35" by researchers, was unable to let her calf go in 2018, carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

But last Friday, scientists spotted the devoted mom with a new female calf in the Puget Sound, according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

102 My FiL crop dusted his daughter, granddaughter and my niece for Christmas yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:39 PM (9gDA7)

103 Right in the nutmeg.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)


Fingered his alum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM

Behold. Cream or tartar.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:39 PM (ewjUl)

104 NYPost: Elon Musk urges supporters not to donate to Wikipedia after it spent $50M on DEI: ‘Wokepedia’

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

105 The mama orca, given the touching name "J35" by researchers, was unable to let her calf go in 2018, carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
________

How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

106 Roast purchased. You do not want to know what a bone in rib roast to feed ten costs in Seattle. It starts with a 3.

Been polishing silver and hand washing the depression era glasses and pulling out all the good dishes. I don't have settings for ten in any pattern, so it's a bit of a mix and match.

Had to put together my spare table and I need four more chairs. Need to vacuum one more time and go over the bathrooms with a fine tooth comb for dust and random kitty litter.

I'll start cooking early tomorrow morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)

107 "...according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research."

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dg+HA)

108 NYPost: Elon Musk urges supporters not to donate to Wikipedia after it spent $50M on DEI: ‘Wokepedia’
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)



The next 4 years are going to be epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (9gDA7)

109 25 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
____________________________

Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

110 Ctop dusting is illegal in the EU. How would they enforce that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

111 carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

Dusty in here.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GSHbq)

112 29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)


Sage advice. Oregano, even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)
----
Thyme to end with these aromatic puns.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers, UK at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (i0xsb)

113 Oh FFS....how is 'J35' a 'touching' name?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (3Ope8)

114 A hole in one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

115 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

I'm gonna guess by chewing it up and swallowing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Vqt9X)

116 Making my child write her thank you notes before time passes on by. The habit did stick with the older 2, may it stay with this one as well.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (pZEOD)

117 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
____________________________

Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)
______

Heard about it. Didn't see it. I'm getting worried this piece of shit is gonna walk.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

118 110 Ctop dusting is illegal in the EU. How would they enforce that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

look up urban dictionary: crop dusting

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (wyMQY)

119 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

Tenderly.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (GSHbq)

120 Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)



They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (9gDA7)

121 Ackshually, Norm, it's illegal to crop dust a minor in 33 states. It'll get ya locked up.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (dg+HA)

122 They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM

Of course they would. Brain dead neanderthals.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (ewjUl)

123 Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)


They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (9gDA7)
_______

See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

124
I'll start cooking early tomorrow morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)



Who's coming by?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (9gDA7)

125 Since when is a $50 a “large bill”? 1972? LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (kGQLW)

126 Why did he have Monopoly Money?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (wZ2Bf)

127 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)

We're also doing a prime roast tomorrow. Fortunately we had one in the freezer. Both sons will be here tonight, so we'll be doing late Christmas. Just super stoked to see them again. We'll be watching bad movies and cracking wise, as is our wont. Mrs. Mahon loves hearing us laugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (Ad8y9)

128 @89

>>Todd and Keith Richards have a bet. Or tontine.

G-d sometimes chooses some to endure as either a vessel, exemplar or cautionary tale.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

129 Hey, in good Christmas news. The GEC is now closed for good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (ewjUl)

130 But last Friday, scientists spotted the devoted mom with a new female calf in the Puget Sound, according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research.
Posted by: SMOD at

Resident J Pod has been all over Puget Sound! I have seen them across the bay and closer to my beach. They are magnificent creatures, especially when they are on the hunt and have a big seal they are tracking. I've seen as many as eight together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (4ynbb)

131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (wyMQY)

132 "...according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research."

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference


Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (H9VzD)

133 They crop dust miners, don't they?

Posted by: West Virginia humor at December 26, 2024 03:47 PM (dg+HA)

134 the positive reactions to Loogie Manbone are disgusting. Like seeing the new Che Guevara-mania unfold before our eyes. Fooking imps of Stan, these twits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 26, 2024 03:47 PM (Ad8y9)

135 The left is broken. They've been overtaken by evil as they're too weak to fight it.

They will regret their decision soon enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:48 PM (9gDA7)

136 I just watched a vid about Iran's terrible energy shortage.

Hilarious.

I'm thinking the mullahs are not long for this world.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (paSBy)

137 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

He ain't gonna walk very far.

Posted by: Thompson family at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (iODuv)

138 Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly



Easy, momma. I dug her rap.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (9gDA7)

139 We're also doing a prime roast tomorrow. Fortunately we had one in the freezer. Both sons will be here tonight, so we'll be doing late Christmas. Just super stoked to see them again. We'll be watching bad movies and cracking wise, as is our wont. Mrs. Mahon loves hearing us laugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins


I wish Marine and wife could make it.

It's son#1, his Godparents and Godsister and GodGrandmother, and another friend who's twin girls grew up with my boys. The kids have known each other since birth. Tina has been my best friend since freshman year in college.

It's a Royal crazy mess, but I always pull it off and it's such an honor to serve a beautiful meal to my closest friends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (4ynbb)

140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)

141 You can burn oil to produce electricity. Many islands do this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (wZ2Bf)

142 131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.

Posted by: Tom Servo



Pharm Execs have way more of that sweet, tasty, $$$, than some rando, pretty boy, psychopath. Not that the Dems don't appreciate the propaganda and distraction this murder brings to it's cult like followers.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (sAmhv)

143 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They are going to burn him before someone realizes that insurance and pharma are two of the most regulated industries in America, and they set their sights on those truly responsible:

Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (H9VzD)

144 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)

It's astounding that so many elected Dems - Gavin Newsome as well - are so badly misreading the room, and thinking they can ride the road back to popularity by making themselves the champion of illegal aliens.

Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)

145
Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)



They keep getting 'reelected' so they feel they're doing the will of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (9gDA7)

146 I just hope the power stays on. It's windy windy WINDY. Out of the south steady 20, gusting to 35. And it has been raining hard for a few days. Ground is soaked.

I should go out at see if the kite surfers are working the wind and waves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (4ynbb)

147
Guys named Stan must hate autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (dxSpM)

148 Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly


Easy, momma. I dug her rap.....
Posted by: Sponge


I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)

149
Was just reading an article about Democrat plots to block Trump from the presidency on Jan 6

I think if they tried that, it would poison their brand forever
I think they will try

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (/7KEl)

150 They don't have a choice. The Feds run immigration.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (wZ2Bf)

151 honor to serve a beautiful meal to my closest friends.

Yay Nurse!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (GSHbq)

152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)



Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)

153 134 the positive reactions to Loogie Manbone are disgusting. Like seeing the new Che Guevara-mania unfold before our eyes. Fooking imps of Stan, these twits.

hmmmmm. *scribbles note* che-style luigi t-shirts

Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:55 PM (/vauz)

154 Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)


They keep getting 'reelected' so they feel they're doing the will of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (9gDA7)
________

I think they mindlessly and reflexively oppose BadOrangeMan no matter what he says or does. No matter what. That's all they're capable of doing. If Trump says tomorrow that illegals are awesome and should be encouraged to come here, they will start screeching that illegals must be immediately deported. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

155 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 03:56 PM (8zz6B)

156

hmmmmm. *scribbles note* che-style luigi t-shirts
Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:55 PM (/vauz)



Some friggin' libtard douchebag got that asshole's face tattooed on his calf.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:57 PM (9gDA7)

157 Hilarious.

I'm thinking the mullahs are not long for this world.


It's ok, "Endless War" has never failed to materialize when we need it most. We'll be fine.

Posted by: The CIA at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (SVUxP)

158 131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
___________________________

I'm pretty sure that it's not a solo crime. After all, that YouTube countdown page went live within minutes of his arrest (and there's no way he activated it). It was taken down without fanfare or explanation which suggests it was legit. It promised "the truth."

It would not surprise me if the gun he had in his possession was never fired. And, he's sitting on an airtight alibi. Those photos they showed really weren't enough for some layman in Altoona to make the ID. Especially since they didn't even look like the same person. Which suggests he made an effort to draw attention in that McDonalds with express purpose of getting arrested.

Here's where he screwed up. He assumed that the NYPD was going to follow the rules. He assumed that finding the true shooter would take precedence over making an arrest...which isn't the norm in most cities. They're perfectly willing to hang it all on him even if proof of another actor is staring them in the face. I'd wager that's why he acted so upset a day after the arrest.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)

159 One of the cousins smoked a prime rib for Christmas eve dinner. Said he had it at 325 in the smoker and took about two hours to get it up to 135 for the meat. Very awesome.
Stuck a sliced cooked ham in there for over an hour as well.

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (8uzBS)

160 Infusion over.

C-y'alls later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (9gDA7)

161 Yeah, N.b. Liawatha came out swinging within a nanosecond and being lizzy on the spot with the narrative front and center - “can only push people so far!” She’s right, though not the way she wants understood. These are deeply defective individuals.

But. They simply cannot allow anyone in their millions strong wind-up toy brigades to actually connect the dots and figure out just who is really to blame, whom destroyed the Insurance industry among other things (along with everything else).

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (kGQLW)

162 105 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

dunno, but i've been seeing reports of orcas wearing dead salmon as a hat

Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:59 PM (/vauz)

163 BTW the Catturd and Crenshaw back and forth is hilarious. Crenshaw is suc a fraudulent sellout.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 04:00 PM (ewjUl)

164 Even a t rex is better equipped to carry it's young.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:01 PM (wZ2Bf)

165 He won't walk. He's white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:02 PM (wZ2Bf)

166 155 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

500,000 missing kids can water a few fields

Posted by: stilgar at December 26, 2024 04:03 PM (/vauz)

167 Go long on self driving lawnmower futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:04 PM (wZ2Bf)

168 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
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Looking forward to seeing the first officious 'official' in irons and orange jumpsuit. Needs to be kept in the pen until:
- all the known illegals in that jurisdiction have been nabbed;
- the jurisdiction has changed its laws/decisions to abide with the Federal laws.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially at December 26, 2024 04:05 PM (i0xsb)

169 166 155 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

500,000 missing kids can water a few fields

Posted by: stilgar at December 26, 2024 04:03 PM (/vauz)
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You can't pee your way out of this.

Also 500K is a piddling number. Officially is it official.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially? at December 26, 2024 04:09 PM (i0xsb)

170 Stella is having so much fun. Makes raking the leaves worth it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:09 PM (B46kE)

171 He does that specifically to me, and me alone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM


* whiny, naselly voice *

Well, aren't you special?

Posted by: AoSHQ Church Lady at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (a3Q+t)

172 168 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
___________________________

Here's the ironic (and hilarious) thing about an aggressive removal of illegal immigrants. Bill Clinton signed a law that allows expedited exportation of illegal immigrants even before any pre-established hearing date to decide status. If the illegal immigrant cannot show persecution in their country of origin, then US law states that they can immediately be returned to their origin. All Hail Bill Clinton for his contribution to the next four years.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (dIske)

173 Who will urinate on the salad vegetables?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (wZ2Bf)

174 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

There's a baby oil shortage, not a water shortage.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:11 PM (xw/ji)

175 163 BTW the Catturd and Crenshaw back and forth is hilarious. Crenshaw is suc a fraudulent sellout.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Someone should put tabasco sauce in his eyepatch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

176 It would not surprise me if the gun he had in his possession was never fired. And, he's sitting on an airtight alibi. Those photos they showed really weren't enough for some layman in Altoona to make the ID. Especially since they didn't even look like the same person. Which suggests he made an effort to draw attention in that McDonalds with express purpose of getting arrested.

Here's where he screwed up. He assumed that the NYPD was going to follow the rules. He assumed that finding the true shooter would take precedence over making an arrest...which isn't the norm in most cities. They're perfectly willing to hang it all on him even if proof of another actor is staring them in the face. I'd wager that's why he acted so upset a day after the arrest.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)

I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 04:12 PM (8zz6B)

177 dunno, but i've been seeing reports of orcas wearing dead salmon as a hat
Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:59 PM


We're hoping to score invitations to 2025's Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Orcas at December 26, 2024 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)

178 Free Beacon Names Scott Jennings 2024 Person of the Year

“Jennings might be the first normal dude who has ever been given a regular platform on a mainstream news channel.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 04:13 PM (RHGPo)

179 152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)


Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)
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I would say it's hard to argue against that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

180 Cafe open early! More cute doggies! Nood bell ringing!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:17 PM (pZEOD)

181 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I've thought that from the very first comparison of the perp's eyebrows to those of Loogi Manbone (thank you whomever you are for that BTW).

Loogi's eyebrow is closer to a unibrow in this first arrest photos while the perp's is clearly manscaped with a shaved break.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:17 PM (MsrgL)

182 Some friggin' libtard douchebag got that asshole's face tattooed on his calf.

Moo!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (GSHbq)

183 Looking forward to seeing the first officious 'official' in irons and orange jumpsuit. Needs to be kept in the pen until:
- all the known illegals in that jurisdiction have been nabbed;
- the jurisdiction has changed its laws/decisions to abide with the Federal laws.
Posted by: Ciampino


When a state is caught flouting federal immigration laws, i.e. sanctuary state, the state reverts to territorial status and they can reapply for statehood in 5 years.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (H9VzD)

184 Anybody know when the war starts up again?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 04:20 PM (2Y0dT)

185 Not kidding! We have a Nood cafe!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:22 PM (pZEOD)

186 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Stolen Valor. He's not really a murderer, ladies of the Left!

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:22 PM (33Cgj)

187 Actually, I am kidding! April fools!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (pZEOD)

188 Seems Ace broke the blog again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (s3LZV)

189 I think Ace hit post a little early on the cafe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (2UnvF)

190 188 Seems Ace broke the blog again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December

And I even gave my first away for Christmas.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (pZEOD)

191 The new thread folded up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:24 PM (wZ2Bf)

192 152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)


Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)
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I would say it's hard to argue against that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

Arguments are down the hall in room D. This is abuse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2024 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)

193 Is Leave it to Beaver aplay on words of a Levitt Town?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (wZ2Bf)

194 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

On FB, a leftie friend of mine (IRL actually, good guy) said pretty quickly there's no way that's him.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (KAi1n)

195 There's a nood

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (MsrgL)

196 I cudda swore I posted on a different thread...

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (8uzBS)

197 Aliens will be smart dogs. Not humanoids but dogoids.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (2Y0dT)

198 Illegals look like the hill the Marxists want to die on

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

199 I would say it's hard to argue against that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

Arguments are down the hall in room D. This is abuse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2024 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)
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Shit! Can't even get room numbers right. I'm senile !!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (i0xsb)

200 That's Communism without borders

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

201 NYC Nood

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (VNX3d)

202 199
It's worse than I thought. I'm looking for numbers and these smart asses are using letters for office labeling. Next they'll use Jive translated into Kanji.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially obfuscated at December 26, 2024 04:38 PM (i0xsb)

203 74 43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Nope, sorry... live in the Central Valley. By far the largest number of employees by industry in my Country?

Prison Employees. Almost all agriculture has gone to low Labor crops... and besides the Legal Guest Worker program is still in effect.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

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Employers can still sponsor guest workers (green card). These people are legally in the USA.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 26, 2024 04:50 PM (xxf6X)

204 >>>Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Liver and onions

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (5Cy8I)

Buck Rogers Disco Open Thread

Unfortunately I can't find the full clip.

In the first clip, Rogers attends a formal Space Dance where everyone is doing staid Space Dance Moves.

Rogers doesn't like this stiff choreography, so he goes over to the band and teaches them how to "play something funky."

The next clip shows Rogers getting funky to this disco music he just willed into being.


In a different episode (I think), Rogers enjoyed some roller disco.

It's amazing how the 25th Century was so culturally identical to 1979!


I know you all want to add Buck's composition, "Something Kinda Funky," to your playlists, so here it is.

Posted by: Ace at 01:30 PM




Comments

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1 Slow moves day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:30 PM (Hbs7G)

2 Why?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (fTG6a)

3 Three people shot and 2 stabbed at Sky Harbor last night, all known to each other.
-Phoenix police

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

4 Biden's Dog, the IAF did a number on Sanaa while their leader was claiming Israel being defenseless to Houthi attacks.

A true Baghdad Bob moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 01:33 PM (XTmTf)

5 Am I imagining things or is Cindy Williams showing full nip through that shirt?

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 01:35 PM (KQk9m)

6 they really did think disco would revive in the 25th century,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 01:35 PM (dJR17)

7 My favorite Buck Rodgers episode was when he runs into an alien ship with I believe 9 aliens onboard - 8 admirals and one guy that did all the actual work. Sounds kind of like the modern US navy...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (oZhjI)

8 San Franpsycho, how did the fruitcake procurement run go?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (XTmTf)

9 Why didn't Buck just unconditionally surrender to Princess Ardala at that dance? I questioned his manhood at that point.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (Vyll1)

10 Yay. Just had hail roll thru. Small pea sized.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (H9VzD)

11 Biden's Dog, the IAF did a number on Sanaa while their leader was claiming Israel being defenseless to Houthi attacks.

A true Baghdad Bob moment.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 01:33 PM (XTmTf)
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Latest airport clip:

https://tinyurl.com/3p429rp8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (Hbs7G)

12 the IAF did a number on Sanaa while their leader was claiming Israel being defenseless to Houthi attacks.

A true Baghdad Bob moment.

You know, after the whole pager thing, you would think that pack of dumb sh*ts would tone down the smack talk..just a tad.

I remember that episode of Buck Rogers; I loved that show. I had such a crush on Wilma.

I think there was some kind of disco contest or episode on CHiPs as well; I remember Erik Estrada getting all dance-y in a bright red shirt.

Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (bcr4y)

13 This the Erin Gray Buck Rogers?

Posted by: Ciampino - fingerprints at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (i0xsb)

14 I loved Buck Rogers.

Realistic Sci-Fi.

Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (QfvaV)

15 Buck Rogers had Erin Gray and Pam Hensley. Very hot.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (URPU1)

16 Some Senator (maybe Ted Cruz?) should make it a point to ask, every day they're in session: "What happened to the drones, and when will our government tell the American public what that was all about?"

I think it's obvious at this point it was played as some kind of distraction, or false flag --i.e. anything but a necessary and logical action, but some variation of a psy op.

But it disturbs me that this one, among many, will just go down the memory hole as some vague, non-event. If our Deep State overlords continue to pull this kind of shit, I think they need to have their noses rubbed in it until even the lowest information Normie gets red pilled.

Posted by: Zek at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (5FPX4)

17
If I recall, the "dance scene" in Battlestar Galactica had everyone holding what looked one of those pool safety ropes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 01:40 PM (J4gi/)

18
Three people shot and 2 stabbed at Sky Harbor last night, all known to each other.
-Phoenix police
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

_______

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Will be interesting to see what details emerge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 01:40 PM (dxSpM)

19 Is that Miss Hathaway with Cindy Williams?

Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2024 01:40 PM (QfvaV)

20 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8

Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (i0xsb)

21 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8
Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (i0xsb)

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A fruitcake?

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 01:42 PM (2UnvF)

22 If I recall, the "dance scene" in Battlestar Galactica had everyone holding what looked one of those pool safety ropes.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 01:40 PM (J4gi/)
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I think he's building up to classic BSG. Doesn't want to peak too soon.

I had the toy earth fighter. Also a Colonial Viper.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (ZOv7s)

23 I loved the show when I was a kid which is why I will not watch it now.

But from what I remember reading about on him, Gil Gerard is a very classy individual.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (lXCUP)

24

SANAA CLAUS Conquers the Muslims. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (x0n13)

25 Drones, what drones?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (5Cy8I)

26 If the drones were piloted by foreign spies, I knew one way or another they would stop when the administration wasn't beholden to foreign countries

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (fwDg9)

27 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8
Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (i0xsb)

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A fruitcake?

BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 01:42 PM (2UnvF)
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Could have been worse.

Could have been missile TOW.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:44 PM (Hbs7G)

28 San Franpsycho, how did the fruitcake procurement run go?
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A question that might only be posed at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

29 People were in better shape in 70s

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:44 PM (fwDg9)

30 "People were in better shape in 70s"
Smoking and coke really help shed the pounds.

Posted by: Zek at December 26, 2024 01:45 PM (5FPX4)

31 People were in better shape in 70s
Posted by: Skip
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I certainly was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

32 My father loved ST:ToS, hated Buck Rogers! I liked both. Never could figure out why.

Posted by: hurricane567 at December 26, 2024 01:46 PM (GV6yE)

33 Wait, it was one of those white elephant gift exchanges, wasn't it? Those can get out of hand in a hurry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 01:46 PM (2UnvF)

34 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8
Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (i0xsb)

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A fruitcake?

BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 01:42 PM (2UnvF)
______

This supposedly took place outside a restaurant inside the terminal. Did someone get through security with a gun? All the big airports I've seen all have their restaurants located after TSA "security" theater.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

35 People were in better shape in 70s
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:44 PM (fwDg9)
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I remember in the 1990s seeing someone whom I thought was incredibly fat, morbidly obese. It was shocking.

Now, it's so common as to be unremarkable.

Some years ago "Jaws" was on, and I paused it at the beach scene for my kids and told them to look closely. They squinted at the screen, thinking the shark was visible.

"No, look at the kids. You can count their ribs. Do your classmates look like that?" Middle kid was bullied for being too skinny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 01:47 PM (ZOv7s)

36 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8
Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (i0xsb)
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Chuck E. Cheese strikes again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 01:49 PM (ZOv7s)

37 All the big airports I've seen all have their restaurants located after TSA "security" theater.
Posted by: Elric
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Federal Holiday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

38 I’ve always hated that penishead robot. The stupid noise he makes is like fingernails on chalkboard to me. I think I’ve just been triggered.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 01:50 PM (vkhHN)

39
The Chips Roller disco clip with Nancy Kulp is classic.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 01:50 PM (+oR7L)

40 For those who are counting an unprecedented number of CEOs have lost their jobs this year, 119. Last year it was 118, '22 it was 96. '21 it was 49 and in '20 it was 70. Looks like another Biden trend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 01:51 PM (5Cy8I)

41 39
The Chips Roller disco clip with Nancy Kulp is classic.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 01:50 PM (+oR7L)
That woman sure could act.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 01:52 PM (jgmnb)

42 Where are the comments going?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (vkhHN)

43 Cats & Humans share some traits:

https://images.app.goo.gl/
m3NJns4Y27dWn1aXA

Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family? at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (i0xsb)

44 That woman sure could act.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 01:52 PM

Nancy Kulp later ran for congress in Pennsylvania in 1984. Her co-star Buddy Epson (Jed Klampet) supporter her opponent and recorded a campaign ad saying that Kulp was "too liberal". She lost.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (+oR7L)

45 Never got into Buck Roger's

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:57 PM (fwDg9)

46 42 Where are the comments going?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (vkhHN)

That one's right there.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 01:58 PM (VnUSN)

47 Hisssssss!

Posted by: The Slow Newsday Gorn at December 26, 2024 01:58 PM (OSnkh)

48 Latest airport clip:

https://tinyurl.com/3p429rp8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (Hbs7G)
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Fake. Easy to tell. No "died in previous news videos" bodies laying around.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 26, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

49 Roller Derby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:00 PM (wZ2Bf)

50 50

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:00 PM (VnUSN)

51 11
Latest airport clip:

https://tinyurl.com/3p429rp8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (Hbs7G)
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Where was this and what does it say? Please?

Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family? at December 26, 2024 02:00 PM (i0xsb)

52 30 "People were in better shape in 70s"
Smoking and coke really help shed the pounds.

Posted by: Zek at December 26, 2024 01:45 PM (5FPX4)

And the free love...

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:00 PM (jvJvP)

53 Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

Posted by: Ciampino

Wow. And I thought the potato salad wars during family reunions were vicious.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:02 PM (WXNFJ)

54
https://images.app.goo.gl/
m3NJns4Y27dWn1aXA

Nada.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:02 PM (GSHbq)

55
Too bad TV OTA is unwatchable, today, with all their horrible repetitive commercials and editing-out minutes of episodes.

There are a lot OTA stations who air the old TV shows. A new one in my area is the "Catchy Comedy" channel.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 02:02 PM (J4gi/)

56 51 Where was this
Posted by: Ciampino - all in the family? at December 26, 2024 02:00 PM (i0xsb)

11 Biden's Dog, the IAF did a number on Sanaa while their leader was claiming Israel being defenseless to Houthi attacks.

A true Baghdad Bob moment.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 01:33 PM (XTmTf)
-

Latest airport clip:

https://tinyurl.com/3p429rp8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 01:37 PM (Hbs7G)

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:02 PM (VnUSN)

57 Gorns are vulnerable to two handed karate chops apparently.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:03 PM (wZ2Bf)

58 42 Where are the comments going?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (vkhHN)

Long time passing.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:04 PM (VnUSN)

59 you would think that pack of dumb sh*ts would tone down the smack talk..just a tad.

Well, they are cousin-fuckers, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

60 This just goes to prove that the zenith of American culture was a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995, it's been a precipitous downward slog ever since.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (XV/Pl)

61 Where are the comments going?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 26, 2024 01:56 PM (vkhHN)

Long time passing.
Posted by: m
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You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: P,P, and M at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (XeU6L)

62 I have to admit, I've been a bit disappointed that even though PDJT has not taken the levers of power yet that there have been no camps constructed for the housing of purple haired trannies or freaks.

What a gyp!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (WXNFJ)

63 26 If the drones were piloted by foreign spies, I knew one way or another they would stop when the administration wasn't beholden to foreign countries
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (fwDg9)
_________________________________

Occam's Razor suggests that the drones are a domestic project (hence, the lack of concern from the military or the administration). I hate to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn this is under federal law enforcement. They're doing last minute field tests because they are probably assuming the entire program gets shut down with the new administration. It's likely a surveillance project that (unfortunately) would be perfectly legal since private property does not extend into the airspace. And expected privacy has been negated by an Arizona case on this very issue. What will be interesting to see (if it is an FBI project) is where the funds came from and who authorized it. Drones today can be equipped with intricate listening devices as well as different camera bands making it a very highly effective surveillance apparatus.
And, think about it. Do you think your government wants to tell you what they are doing on privacy matters?

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (dIske)

64 My attempts to locate an Orange Yeti coffee cup ended in failure. I did manage to score 20 pounds of sale price Bob Evans sausage though.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:06 PM (wZ2Bf)

65 Today's generation complains about how we had a better economy, affordable houses, and a thriving middle class.

They really long for our fun sexy lifestyles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 26, 2024 02:06 PM (wBaIH)

66
I saw Fruitcake Procurement open for Strawberry Alarm Clock at the Cow Palace back in '71
I blame my mom for taking me

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2024 02:07 PM (y9nCu)

67
CHIPs started out with moderately dumb scripts, i.e. average for TV at the time. By the final season, the writing really stood out for gross incompetence. I recall I checked it out once, and the Eric Estrada character was deactivating a nuclear powered hospital robot in the room of a handicapped child, just in the nick of time. It was counting down to an explosion. Drugs, I guess.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2024 02:07 PM (bUYLg)

68 What ever happened to Norelco?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:07 PM (wZ2Bf)

69 @62

>>What a gyp!

Whenever I hear or see that word I can never not make this pop into my head.

https://tinyurl.com/2b8o9ehp

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:08 PM (XV/Pl)

70 They really long for our fun sexy lifestyles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 26, 2024 02:06 PM (wBaIH)



That blessed decade between The Pill and AIDS.

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very Heaven

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:08 PM (OSnkh)

71
ALSO,

I told myself in November, no matter what the outcome of the election, I would take a 24 hour break from the Internet.

I haven't done that.

So, I don't mind Ace not doing politics, today, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 02:08 PM (J4gi/)

72 Monday morning maybe, tried a few times to comment on ONT about 3:30 and it wasn't working. Last comment looking back was 3:15 and next one was for Teck thread nood. Something was going on

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:08 PM (fwDg9)

73 63 Occam's Razor suggests that the drones are a domestic project (hence, the lack of concern from the military or the administration). I hate to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn this is under federal law enforcement. They're doing last minute field tests because they are probably assuming the entire program gets shut down with the new administration. It's likely a surveillance project that (unfortunately) would be perfectly legal since private property does not extend into the airspace. And expected privacy has been negated by an Arizona case on this very issue. What will be interesting to see (if it is an FBI project) is where the funds came from and who authorized it. Drones today can be equipped with intricate listening devices as well as different camera bands making it a very highly effective surveillance apparatus.
And, think about it. Do you think your government wants to tell you what they are doing on privacy matters?
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 02:05 PM (dIske)

I would subscribe to your newsletter!

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:09 PM (VnUSN)

74 Boss Moss Santa's workshop in North Pole stopped making them

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:09 PM (fwDg9)

75
To be honest, Ace's posts are like a Kick In The Balls. Most of them, anyway.

Every day, for 364 days a year, Ace kicks us in the balls with news about what the Rotten Shits are doing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 02:10 PM (J4gi/)

76 I'm starting to get the Joe Biden sundowner thing. Fading fast.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:10 PM (wZ2Bf)

77 I would subscribe to your newsletter!
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:09 PM (VnUSN)



I am stocked up on pushpins and yarn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:10 PM (OSnkh)

78 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Posted by: Sean Diddy Combs at December 26, 2024 02:10 PM (paSBy)

79 I saw a report that one drone fell in NYC and the local cops took possession of it.

Now assuming that is true the FNM should be asking the NYC police who they in turn gave the drone to and that would give us some info...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 02:11 PM (oZhjI)

80 CHIPs started out with moderately dumb scripts, i.e. average for TV at the time. By the final season, the writing really stood out for gross incompetence. I recall I checked it out once, and the Eric Estrada character was deactivating a nuclear powered hospital robot in the room of a handicapped child, just in the nick of time. It was counting down to an explosion. Drugs, I guess.

Wait are you suggesting you shouldn't put a self destruct count down timer in your hospital robotinater?

Posted by: Heinz Doofenschmirtz at December 26, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

81 That blessed decade between The Pill and AIDS.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

It was the best of times for Wild and Cray guys!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:12 PM (WXNFJ)

82 > Occam's Razor suggests that the drones are a domestic project (hence, the lack of concern from the military or the administration)
---------
That the drones were only observable at night is one tell. I postulated they were being operated as part of a information gathering operation... a prototype perhaps. Armed with devices to scarf up data from any and all wireless (and some wired) devices such as phones, computers, security systems, card readers, vehicles equipped with connectivity features like OnStar and so on.

Warrantless searches that leave no evidence and can be conducted over wide areas with little opposition.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 02:13 PM (Q4IgG)

83 Occam's Razor suggests that the drones are a domestic project (hence, the lack of concern from the military or the administration). I hate to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn this is under federal law enforcement.


What was their reasoning when the Chinese dpy balloon meandered the skies for two weeks?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:13 PM (H9VzD)

84 80 your hospital robotinater
Posted by: Heinz Doofenschmirtz at December 26, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

Robotinater? I didn't even know her.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:13 PM (VnUSN)

85 Israeli warplanes attacked Yemen’s main airport in the capital city of Sana’a on Thursday. The airport is controlled by Iran’s proxy in the country, the Houthis. The airstrike came in retaliation for the ongoing multiple drone and missile attacks against Israel launched by the Iranian proxy12.
_jewishpress.com

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 02:13 PM (5Cy8I)

86 In other news, Big Tit Donna has been MIA, probably spending naked time with Geezer Eric, who has been missing also.

Makeup and costume people have been making Crazy Eyes Hope look more attractive. Or it just may be Carter's schlong that she needed.

Stuffy Steffy is just starting to show (her fourth real life kid), so they have her in baggy sweaters.

And finally, Nice Bod Brooke was in a tight blue dress that finally showed off her nice bod.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 26, 2024 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

87 This just goes to prove that the zenith of American culture was a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995, it's been a precipitous downward slog ever since.

It certainly didn't seem like it at the time. The 70s in general were thought to be the nadir of America, and the precipice of her downfall.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

88 In the new Chips both of them are called Paunch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:14 PM (wZ2Bf)

89 What ever happened to Norelco?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Remember their ads during Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:15 PM (H9VzD)

90 >>>CHIPs started out with moderately dumb scripts, i.e. average for TV at the time. By the final season, the writing really stood out for gross incompetence. I recall I checked it out once, and the Eric Estrada character was deactivating a nuclear powered hospital robot in the room of a handicapped child, just in the nick of time.

Spoiler Alert!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2024 02:15 PM (CwhoI)

91 I had the toy earth fighter. Also a Colonial Viper.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 01:43 PM (ZOv7s)

I loved those Vipers, and didn't care that they reused the shots of them peeling off from the formation multiple times per episode. So cool.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:15 PM (lg881)

92 What ever happened to Norelco?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Remember their ads during Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh yeah - gliding over the snowdrifts!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:16 PM (WXNFJ)

93 When they announced Dana Plato, they showed 2 guys keeping her from falling down. Was that because of her skating skills or all of the drugs.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 26, 2024 02:16 PM (xxf6X)

94 >>What was their reasoning when the Chinese spy balloon meandered the skies for two weeks?

The CCP's check cleared.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:16 PM (HQ9Sl)

95 My best guess is they were controlled by Chinese foreigners, they didn't come all here by the 10s of thousands because a complying Chinese Communists party

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:17 PM (fwDg9)

96 What ever happened to Norelco?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Remember their ads during Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh yeah - gliding over the snowdrifts!
Posted by: Tonypete


Geez, we're old.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:17 PM (H9VzD)

97 Lemmiwinks- drugs

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:18 PM (fwDg9)

98 I always thought the ships of the 70's Battlestar Galactica was far superior to the reboot. I was so disappointed in the reboot that the Galactica looked like an electric razor from the 1940's.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2024 02:18 PM (CwhoI)

99 Glen A. Larson has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 02:18 PM (WPL6O)

100 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:18 PM (9gDA7)

101 100

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:18 PM (VnUSN)

102 Shakes fist at Sponge!!!!

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:19 PM (VnUSN)

103 They didn't shoot down the Chinese spy balloon so a spy plane could stay over and a spy helocopter stayed under and decrypt their commo. They lost a generation of encryption and they still shot it down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:19 PM (wZ2Bf)

104 Shakes fist at Sponge!!!!
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:19 PM (VnUSN)



I'm laughing way too hard at this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:19 PM (9gDA7)

105 Oh my gosh, these videos! I am deceased.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 02:20 PM (p4NUW)

106 Noelco!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:20 PM (GSHbq)

107 Without that belated first you would have had the 100.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:20 PM (wZ2Bf)

108 No bodies in that Sana’a clip. ......interesting

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 02:21 PM (5Cy8I)

109 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:17 PM (H9VzD)


I would be interested in chatting with you about your experience with moving to a piece of farmland........especially since we're hoping to do the same thing in the spring.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:21 PM (9gDA7)

110 I never watched Lesbian Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:21 PM (wZ2Bf)

111 69 @62

>>What a gyp!

Whenever I hear or see that word I can never not make this pop into my head.

https://tinyurl.com/2b8o9ehp
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:08 PM (XV/Pl)

This never occurred to me until just now, but does that word, meaning of course to be ripped off, come from Gypsy?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:22 PM (lg881)

112 Lemmiwinks, Plato was completely trashed.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:23 PM (WXNFJ)

113 Not everything was better in the past, however it is way better than the twerking and other lewd moves that the young women of the last couple of decades have been doing.

Posted by: Bring Back Swing at December 26, 2024 02:23 PM (CoGCc)

114 CHIPs started out with moderately dumb scripts, i.e. average for TV at the time. By the final season, the writing really stood out for gross incompetence. I recall I checked it out once, and the Eric Estrada character was deactivating a nuclear powered hospital robot in the room of a handicapped child, just in the nick of time. It was counting down to an explosion. Drugs, I guess.

I cannot tell you how happy i am that i never saw that episode; I just remember the epic car accidents where at least one car would find a tow truck or trailer to launch from and sail like 60-70 feet in the air.
I sampled a bunch of those old shows but the only one I stuck with was Magnum PI; refused to miss a single episode of that show.

Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 02:23 PM (bcr4y)

115 gyp1 | jip | (also jip) often offensive

verb (gyps, gypping, gypped) [with object]
cheat or swindle (someone): that's salesmanship, you have to gyp people into buying stuff they don't like.

noun
an act of cheating someone; a swindle.

ORIGIN
mid 19th century (in sense ‘alter the appearance of a horse in order to conceal signs of age from a buyer’: probably ultimately from a shortening of gypsy.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:23 PM (VnUSN)

116 Whatchoo talkin about Willis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:23 PM (wZ2Bf)

117 Gil Gerard, Buck Rogers actor, turned into a train wreck. Booze, drugs, and overeating. Blew up to over 300 lbs, with a bunch of short, failed marriages.

I think he got somewhat cleaned up, now.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 26, 2024 02:24 PM (w6EFb)

118 I think Rockford Files held up.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:24 PM (VnUSN)

119
Yeah, noticed the sundowner thing too.

Probably the rum smoothies.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 02:25 PM (q5rNo)

120 I see that Cindy Williams was not wearing at bra...



"which was the custom at that time"
-Abe Simpson

Posted by: Life of Wryly at December 26, 2024 02:25 PM (1FWWQ)

121 Gil Gerard, Buck Rogers actor, turned into a train wreck. Booze, drugs, and overeating. Blew up to over 300 lbs, with a bunch of short, failed marriages.

I think he got somewhat cleaned up, now.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at December 26, 2024 02:24 PM (w6EFb)



A hollywood actor following that life path? No way. I refuse to believe it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:25 PM (9gDA7)

122 I remember the saying back in the day that cocaine was God's way of telling you that you have too much money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:25 PM (OSnkh)

123 Watched a Chips episode some time ago, there isn't any traffic in LA, wasn't my experience when I went there in 97

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)

124 One thing I will state is superior on average between TV shows in the 70's and today, is that in the 70's we didn't have those stupid 22-episode story arcs that never, ever pay off.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2024 02:26 PM (CwhoI)

125 perfectly legal since private property does not extend into the airspace.

Then how do Los Angeles buildings swap and peddle "air rights" on building height?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:27 PM (GSHbq)

126 Seen a couple Rockford Files couple months ago, does hold up as watchable

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:27 PM (fwDg9)

127 Landman is pretty decent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:27 PM (wZ2Bf)

128 124 One thing I will state is superior on average between TV shows in the 70's and today, is that in the 70's we didn't have those stupid 22-episode story arcs that never, ever pay off.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 26, 2024 02:26 PM (CwhoI)

Who shot J.R.?

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:27 PM (VnUSN)

129 I see that Cindy Williams was not wearing at bra...



and was that a pre-dead Dana Plato in there as well?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (9gDA7)

130 I would be interested in chatting with you about your experience with moving to a piece of farmland........especially since we're hoping to do the same thing in the spring.
Posted by: Sponge

Shoot me an email. It should be highlighted in the url/nic

I'll try and help best I can.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (H9VzD)

131 Who shot J.R.?
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:27 PM (VnUSN)



It was all a dream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (OSnkh)

132 I loved Buck Rogers as a kid. And it still brings me unreasonable joy when I watch it, even though objectively it's ridiculous. The power of nostalgia.

Rockford Files and Magnum PI are both excellent series. Where did all the quirky detectives go?

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (QXOLk)

133 Didn't Dana Plato do porn?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:29 PM (wZ2Bf)

134 Chips

Wasn't that filmed on highway 5 under construction? NO traffic.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:29 PM (GSHbq)

135 124 One thing I will state is superior on average between TV shows in the 70's and today, is that in the 70's we didn't have those stupid 22-episode story arcs that never, ever pay off.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
_____

I don't know what you are talking about.

Posted by: Lost, 6 seasons 121 episodes at December 26, 2024 02:29 PM (CoGCc)

136 Landman is pretty decent.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Wouldn't be squat without Billy Bob Thornton. Don't know what it is, but he plays it perfectly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (H9VzD)

137 Tom Selleck still has a show.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (wZ2Bf)

138 I guess not.

But Cindy Williams was cute as a button.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (9gDA7)

139 @87

>>It certainly didn't seem like it at the time. The 70s in general were thought to be the nadir of America, and the precipice of her downfall.

The only thing I didn't like about the 70's was NYC crime, graffiti, and general nihilism of films everything else I enjoyed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (XV/Pl)

140 Didn't Dana Plato do porn?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yes. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (WXNFJ)

141 Tom Selleck still has a show.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (wZ2Bf)



It's in it's final season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (9gDA7)

142 133 Didn't Dana Plato do porn?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:29 PM (wZ2Bf)

Asking for a friend, are you? I think she did some nudie shots in Playboy or Penthouse, not sure of anything beyond that. A sad ending for that poor girl.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:31 PM (lg881)

143 It's in it's final season.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (9gDA7)



Is he going to hang up the ole mustache?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:31 PM (OSnkh)

144 Shoot me an email. It should be highlighted in the url/nic

I'll try and help best I can.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (H9VzD)



Much appreciated, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

145 @123

>> Watched a Chips episode some time ago, there isn't any traffic in LA, wasn't my experience when I went there in 97

If you thought that was surreal, watch a couple of episodes of Adam 12.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (XV/Pl)

146 94 >>What was their reasoning when the Chinese spy balloon meandered the skies for two weeks?

The CCP's check cleared.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:16 PM (HQ9Sl)
__________________________

I know this was meant as a joke, but disturbingly, it's not hard to accept as actual truth. We've known from the beginning that Biden was compromised by a number of foreign countries...not the least of which is China. There is no excuse for allowing the Chinese balloon free reign and try to explain it away as a "safety issue." It could have been safely removed from the sky upon notice. It transversed at 60,000 feet. Raptors and F-15 Eagles are cleared for 65,000 feet.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (dIske)

147 Compare and contrast Gary Coleman and Twiki.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (wZ2Bf)

148 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)

149
Is he going to hang up the ole mustache?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:31 PM (OSnkh)



He's looking for his next role. Want's to do comedy. Was surprised they're ending the show since it's been on a long time and still maintains the #1 spot in it's timeslot.

But, CBS, so.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:33 PM (9gDA7)

150 Brush canyon quarry in Griffith park, location of countless movies and tv westerns. My childhood playground.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:33 PM (GSHbq)

151 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)


It's not his first rodeo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 02:33 PM (OSnkh)

152 The only thing I didn't like about the 70's was NYC crime, graffiti, and general nihilism of films everything else I enjoyed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:30 PM (XV/Pl)

I visited NYC a number of times in the late 70s. I find it really interesting to watch films from that time that are reminders (overdramatized sometimes of course) of what it was like pre-Giuliani. Haven't been back recently enough to see if it's sliding back there again.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:33 PM (lg881)

153 147 Compare and contrast Gary Coleman and Twiki.
Posted by: Boss Moss
____

They both appeared on Buck Rogers for one.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (CoGCc)

154 Didn't Dana Plato do porn?
Posted by: Boss Moss



I know she drank and did LOTS of drugs......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

155 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)

It's not his first rodeo.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


He has another Jesse Stone movie in the works.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (H9VzD)

156 episodes of Adam 12.

Station wagons!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (GSHbq)

157 Dana Plato did Playboy

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

158
He has another Jesse Stone movie in the works.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (H9VzD)
--------------

Hopefully, it's as good as the others.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

159 Quite tame too

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (fwDg9)

160 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)

It's not his first rodeo.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Also, rumor has it, Taylor Sheridan has something in the works for Selleck. That could be conjecture or wishful thinking on some people's part.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (H9VzD)

161 wikipedia:

Toward the end of her career, Plato chose roles that were erotic; she appeared nude in Prime Suspect (1989) and Compelling Evidence (1995), and in the softcore erotic drama Different Strokes: The Story of Jack and Jill...and Jill (199, the title of which was changed after filming in order to tie it to Plato's past. In the same year, following her appearance in the film, Plato appeared in a cover story of the lesbian lifestyle-magazine Girlfriends.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (VnUSN)

162
Even Doris Day showed up on the Tonight Show sans jugs carrier in the day. The set looked to be cold that night.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (q5rNo)

163 If you thought that was surreal, watch a couple of episodes of Adam 12.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (XV/Pl)

The dispatch operator ("One Adam 12, one Adam 12...") was an actual dispatch operator.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:38 PM (lg881)

164 Lee Majors is well-preserved. He played Ash's dad in the Evil Dead series.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 02:38 PM (lhenN)

165 Lee Majors is well-preserved. He played Ash's dad in the Evil Dead series.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 02:38 PM (lhenN)


You know who else is well preserved? Yep, Lenin.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 02:39 PM (D7oie)

166 They rebooted the Magnum PI series with an utterly forgettable "star".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 02:39 PM (lhenN)

167 OK, so why is the MSM pushing the Beyonce is now a Football luvin Cowboy crap?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:40 PM (QAkQ3)

168 Who shot J.R.?
Posted by: m

Do they still do prime time soaps?

Wasn't a big follower of any TV series except maybe M*A*S*H.
Final episode with Hawkeye loosing his mind after making the Korean lady kill her baby was quite satisfying. Especially given that Sidney made him remember for the rest of his life that he was the baddie he always accused the regular army personnel of being.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 02:40 PM (/lPRQ)

169 Lee Majors is well-preserved. He played Ash's dad in the Evil Dead series.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 02:38 PM (lhenN)
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Also had a cameo in "The Fall Guy." Unfortunately, Heather put herself under the knife a few too many times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 26, 2024 02:41 PM (tT6L1)

170 166 They rebooted the Magnum PI series with an utterly forgettable "star".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 02:39 PM (lhenN)

Same with Hawaii 5-0.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:41 PM (lg881)

171 I quit watching football after Gronkowski retired.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

172 K, so why is the MSM pushing the Beyonce is now a Football luvin Cowboy crap?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:40 PM (QAkQ3)
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She had a hit recently with a cover of a country song. I think they are trying a reverse Taylor Swift move, with a race swap. There are a few country stars now who are black or mixed-race. That's a big untapped market for country.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

173 Aging Stars?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is interested in doing another Conan movie, but finishing the story of when he is an old Man, and King...

I LIKE that idea.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

174 Gil Gerard's waistline flexed weekly, and even daily. Gerard was warned by producer Bruce Lansbury about feasting on the company's "open all day" craft service buffet. Buck's white skintight jumpsuit plagued Al Lehman (costumer) when Lansbury asked if wardrobe could make Gerard "slimmer". Lehman gave Gerard the nickname "the white polish sausage".

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 02:44 PM (KQk9m)

175 She had a hit recently with a cover of a country song. I think they are trying a reverse Taylor Swift move, with a race swap. There are a few country stars now who are black or mixed-race. That's a big untapped market for country.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

There always were... folks like Charlie Pride.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:44 PM (QAkQ3)

176 174 From IMDB trivia about Buck Rogers

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 02:44 PM (KQk9m)

177 I don't know what you are talking about.
Posted by: Lost, 6 seasons 121 episodes

Watched maybe half of the first season then stopped because I figured the show was going to just grind on going nowhere.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 26, 2024 02:45 PM (/lPRQ)

178 I remember when I told that old fart at the dinner that the graveyard was 2 blocks to the left, Okay?

Posted by: Al Czervik at December 26, 2024 02:45 PM (rqga2)

179 The Searcher and Hawk were better Buck Rodgers shows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:46 PM (wZ2Bf)

180 "What's all this talk I hear about Duck Dodgers?"

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at December 26, 2024 02:46 PM (WXNFJ)

181 I used to track the cars in Chips as a teen..first they would get passed in the chase, next week a fenderbender, the week after the launch and crash usually. And don't ALL youngish motorcycle copa know how to deactivate advanced robotic medical machinery? What's unrealistic about that? Back then I thought Cindy Williams was very hot. Guess she was incredibly difficult in real life, luckily that is completely irrelevant as I wasn't going to be dating her anyway

Posted by: azjaeger at December 26, 2024 02:46 PM (J0zoA)

182 179 That was season 2, basically a different show. They wanted to fire Erin Grey though and Gil Gerard forced them to reverse on that

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 02:47 PM (KQk9m)

183

I didn't get a single thing for Christmas. So I bought myself a meat carving set and a vacation in Vegas. Not to be used together.

Probably.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 26, 2024 02:47 PM (VLH5c)

184 The guy that play Hawk died very recently I believe

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 02:48 PM (KQk9m)

185
I actually liked the Beyonce Dolly Parton thang.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 02:48 PM (q5rNo)

186 Adding the word "bitch" to fake country music is a great innovation.

Posted by: ... at December 26, 2024 02:48 PM (EV8Eb)

187 Arnold Schwarzenegger is interested in doing another Conan movie, but finishing the story of when he is an old Man, and King...

I LIKE that idea.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

That could be really good, but it could go in a number of directions, tone- and message-wise.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:48 PM (lg881)

188 3 Three people shot and 2 stabbed at Sky Harbor last night, all known to each other.
-Phoenix police
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

That's one way to end Christmas Dinner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 02:48 PM (wyMQY)

189 160 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)

It's not his first rodeo.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Also, rumor has it, Taylor Sheridan has something in the works for Selleck. That could be conjecture or wishful thinking on some people's part.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (H9VzD)

Tom Selleck was Spielberg's first choice for Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 02:49 PM (jfpS9)

190 I understand why my dad would sit with us and watch some of this dreck. Never my mom.

Boobs. Lots of boobs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

191 Hawk just died December 5, 2024.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:49 PM (wZ2Bf)

192 Not a fan of Beyoncé. .Especially as a "country" singer.. Isn't she married to jay Z or whatever he calls himself ? P. Diddy is a "friend" of his... Don't think that's gonna work out too well right now

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 02:51 PM (VE6XX)

193 I didn't get a single thing for Christmas. So I bought myself a meat carving set and a vacation in Vegas. Not to be used together.

Probably.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer


Their CSI is pretty good.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:52 PM (H9VzD)

194 Rockford Files and Magnum PI are both excellent series. Where did all the quirky detectives go?
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 26, 2024 02:28 PM (QXOLk)

One of the best parts of the quality writing for these shows was that they had so many great side characters. In Rockford, Angel was one of the funniest characters in detective show history! The episode where Angel becomes a televangelist made me laugh til tears came!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (wyMQY)

195 I got a Yeti cup and a little KBar knife.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (wZ2Bf)

196 She had a hit recently with a cover of a country song. I think they are trying a reverse Taylor Swift move, with a race swap. There are a few country stars now who are black or mixed-race. That's a big untapped market for country.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

There always were... folks like Charlie Pride.
Posted by: Romeo13


Freddy Fender, Johnny Rodriguez...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (H9VzD)

197 "Tom Selleck ‘Hates’ Idea of Retiring, Asks CBS to ‘Find’ Him ‘a New Series’ Amid ‘Blue Bloods’ Finale" (yahoo.com)
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 02:32 PM (VnUSN)

It's not his first rodeo.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Also, rumor has it, Taylor Sheridan has something in the works for Selleck. That could be conjecture or wishful thinking on some people's part.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:35 PM (H9VzD)

Tom Selleck was Spielberg's first choice for Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 02:49 PM (jfpS9)
____________

I recall that Selleck was actually cast for the role, but couldn't get out of his contract for Magnum PI. Then there was the TV writer's strike. So Selleck could have taken the Indiana Jones role and fulfilled his contract for Magnum. His career would have turned out much differently.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

198 It's not his first rodeo.
Posted by: Grump928
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If he didn't believe that reverse mortgages are a good idea, he wouldn't make the commercial.

*bwahahahaha*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

199 Vic Tayback on roller skates.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 02:54 PM (ewjUl)

200 199 Vic Tayback on roller skates.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 02:54 PM (ewjUl)

And with his back back!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 26, 2024 02:55 PM (lg881)

201
Did Joe pardon anyone today?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 02:55 PM (dxSpM)

202 They had a Mel's Diner at the Sands in Reno.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 02:56 PM (wZ2Bf)

203 Did Joe pardon anyone today?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 02:55 PM (dxSpM)
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Yea. Same guys he pardoned already.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

204

Pardon, pooped 'em!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at December 26, 2024 02:57 PM (VLH5c)

205 I heard this about Tom Selleck once, and even if it isn't true I still like it a lot. Supposedly he had a sign on the wall behind his desk that read:

"The only thing that matters is what you do next."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2024 02:57 PM (dg+HA)

206 His career would have turned out much differently.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

And we would have been spared the insufferable hack actor, Harrison Fraud.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 02:59 PM (M6rkE)

207 Bet for a prank the Puppeteers could get Sundowner to sign a unpardon on all those he pardoned.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (fwDg9)

208 Joe. Grey Poopon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (ewjUl)

209 I heard this about Tom Selleck once, and even if it isn't true I still like it a lot. Supposedly he had a sign on the wall behind his desk that read:

"The only thing that matters is what you do next."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2024 02:57 PM (dg+HA)

No, that wasn't Selleck, that was Ted Bundy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (onIMn)

210 199 Vic Tayback on roller skates.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 02:54 PM (ewjUl

'A Piece of the Action' Star Trek episode was on PlutoTV yesterday.

Great episode.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (jvJvP)

211 Nood. Doggehs!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (3Ope8)

212
Doris Day's nipples appearing on Carson:

https://tinyurl.com/ytdmctze

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (w6EFb)

213 *that was Ted Bundy.*

No, he said "WHO you do next."
Who, not what.
Big difference.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2024 03:03 PM (dg+HA)

214 a fun fact about the Houthi just came out - apparently the Houthi have been holding the UN staff there hostage for a number of months, but the UN has been keeping this quiet for political reasons. So the head of the WHO just traveled to Yemen to try and negotiate their release.

Israel just bombed the airport in Sanaa *while* the head of the WHO was in it - think that may have had something to do with them not liking the way this story has been kept so secret?
and by the way, they missed him. Too bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (wyMQY)

215 >>>>He has another Jesse Stone movie in the works.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 02:34 PM (H9VzD)
******
I hope so. Those Jesse Stone movies were very well done. The script, characters and pacing of the films were great. I’ve watched them all several times.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 03:06 PM (vJ3Tl)

216 What ever happened to Norelco?

? Amazon has pages and pages of them.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (zdLoL)

217
Rockford was the best. Always 1 step ahead of the debt collectors. Always solving crimes and hardly ever getting paid for one reason or the other. The base model Pontiac Firebird. Living in a trailer at the beach. His sarcasm. His dirtbag friend Angel. The gritty 70's LA was still round to see. The these song. It was such a perfect show.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (+oR7L)

218
I also like Kojak. Telly Savalas "Who loves you, baby?". Grimy streets of 70's New York. The whole show as great.

The streets of San Francisco with Karl Malden and a young Michael Douglas.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

219 The streets of San Francisco with Karl Malden and a young Michael Douglas.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

Couldn't be made today. No shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (8zz6B)

220 That cringe dance scene is the only thing I remember from Buck Rogers, yet it's different in my memory.

Posted by: Ralph L at December 26, 2024 04:07 PM (LTI67)

221 And be able to Vaporize Draconian Mauraders just use your Targeting Computers

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 26, 2024 04:48 PM (wGqjj)

222 It used to be that every PI had a schtick that was liken into a disability.

Ironside: Wheelchair

Cannon: Fat

Barnaby Jones: Old

MacMillan: Married

Mannix: Hot Secretary

Magnum: Leech

Rockford: Broke

Simon: Dumb Brother

Kolshack: Insomnia

Banachek: Polish

Posted by: A Quinn Martin Production-In Color at December 26, 2024 05:17 PM (LaNzR)

223 Kojak: Bald

Posted by: A Quinn Martin Production-In Color at December 26, 2024 05:27 PM (LaNzR)

224 Gil was once married to Connie Sellecca, who was the TV v.1 of both Madeleine Stowe and Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by: Kreskin at December 26, 2024 05:28 PM (3ZSjf)

Battle of the Network Stars Open Thread

How about a little Battle of the Network Stars' T&A?


Jan Smithers -- "Bailey" on WKRP -- gets into the dunk tank.

For the ladies: the race between Robert Conrad and 70s heart-throb Gabe Kaplan.

Posted by: Ace at 12:08 PM




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1 Afternoon

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (4neFu)

2 Good old fashion jiggle

Posted by: steevy at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (KQk9m)

3 When was Gabe Kaplan a heartthrob?

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (4neFu)

4 Okay…so what was happening that made looking these videos a thing? Or do I even want to know?

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (2N3ca)

5 Afternoon Ace. Mmmm Jan Smithers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (URPU1)

6 Ancient TV stuff.... looks almost... alien.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Damn, Jan Smithers. Yowza.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

8 The 60’s and 70’s were the braless age ( for some ) yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (PCK5/)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Hi, Piper. Hope you had a great Christmas.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

11 Sid graced us with his presence and willowed the last thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Peak Americana.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (fs1hN)

13 70's heart throb?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Big day

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (5Cy8I)

15 13 70's heart throb?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Boss Snark, Sponge, Boss Snark…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (PCK5/)

16 I ran into Ms. Smithers up in Maine some time ago. A very nice lady. I tried to not be an asshoe, but well, you know - I'm pretty sure my asshoe meter has long been inoperative.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:14 PM (WXNFJ)

17 The actress who played Kotter's wife was quite attractive, as I recall.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)

18 4 Okay…so what was happening that made looking these videos a thing? Or do I even want to know?
Posted by: Piper
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Million dollar men and million dollar women, now it's all gay.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (5Cy8I)

19 The wonderful part is that we knew they were women. I miss those times.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (lXCUP)

20 I ran into Ms. Smithers up in Maine some time ago. A very nice lady. I tried to not be an asshoe, but well, you know - I'm pretty sure my asshoe meter has long been inoperative.
Posted by: Tonypete

She, like Cathy Ireland has aged very well.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

21 Well, I’ll repeat what I just said below.

Horde! Headed to the airport and then on to London. I’ll do my best to stay in contact. Love yall, have a happy new year!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:16 PM (3nqLb)

22 Consider we used to watch TV in a 4:3 format.

We were monsters back then.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 12:16 PM (sMwSS)

23 Battle of the Network Stars made a man of me. Also Hee Haw.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (Y6IkP)

24 Perverted sex is now the only sanctioned sex by “ them”… hetero sex portrayals is a vanishing thing… Deviant Puritanism, or something…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (PCK5/)

25 Posted by: BCochran1981


Have a great trip! Say hi to King Tampon for us.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

26
Boss Snark, Sponge, Boss Snark…
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (PCK5/)



It was so subtle, I hardly noticed. He's usually so much more brazen than that.

I mean, they guy coined "Sweetdick Honeycum."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Also Hee Haw.
Posted by: banana Dream


Misty Rowe or Barbie Benton?

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (v6JzV)

28 Cathy Ireland seems a nice lady gracefully entering into old age…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (PCK5/)

29 Those shows were taped at Pepperdine U, on the same fields where they hold their graduations.

Posted by: Bud Norton at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (6cOMd)

30
I miss Howard Cosell. He had an amazing voice.

Posted by: Speller at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (pSotA)

31 Safe travels, BCochran1981!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (lXCUP)

32 Sweet merciful Lord, protect us.

My wife, my Far Too Good For Me Wife, is the most outrageously aggressive road raging driver ever in the history of vehicles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (3nqLb)

33
She, like Cathy Ireland has aged very well.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

__________

There are - thank God! - women who look great even when they're older. I'm married to one. 71 years old and still a fox.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (dxSpM)

34
Horde! Headed to the airport and then on to London. I’ll do my best to stay in contact. Love yall, have a happy new year!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:16 PM (3nqLb)



Safe travels!

Try to avoid the acid baths on the bridges there. I hear they're torture.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

35 She, like Cathy Ireland has aged very well.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

Didn't Heather Locklear have a rough go?

Like she's been arrested a few times, and looks like she's been run over by a fishmonger's cart?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (+H+tg)

36 There are - thank God! - women who look great even when they're older. I'm married to one. 71 years old and still a fox.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


If only she would learn to drive under 50 mph.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (v6JzV)

37
I miss Howard Cosell. He had an amazing voice.
Posted by: Speller at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (pSotA)

_________

I am not and never was an admirer of Howard Cosell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (dxSpM)

38 Those shows were taped at Pepperdine U, on the same fields where they hold their graduations.
Posted by: Bud Norton at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (6cOMd)

And the sets and props used for the show were fabulous!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (8zz6B)

39 Randi Oakes was the most prolific of the dunk tankers. She was plunked into the water 16 times.

Posted by: Wet Willie at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (G5+As)

40 Didn't Heather Locklear have a rough go?

Like she's been arrested a few times, and looks like she's been run over by a fishmonger's cart?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (+H+tg)



She was married to Richie Sambora for quite some time. Being subject to that much shitty Bon Jovi music takes it's toll.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

41 "Get on the right side of the road, ya stupid Limeys!"

Posted by: BCochran1981's Wife at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (i0F8b)

42 34

Safe travels!

Try to avoid the acid baths on the bridges there. I hear they're torture.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

World has gone to shit in a lot of places… the usual suspects…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (PCK5/)

43 I met Robert Conrad once when he visited NAS Pensacola in the early 1990s. He was being given a tour of the base and stopped at the simulator building which housed the flight trainers for the T-34, T-2 and A-4. I was the COTR overseeing the civilian maintenance program on said simulators.

He was just a little guy.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (Y1sOo)

44 29 Those shows were taped at Pepperdine U, on the same fields where they hold their graduations.

pepperdine makes their graduates run an obstacle course to pick up their sheepskins? brutal.

Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (IKg+A)

45 It's incredible that such cheesy voyeuristic material was ever put on network TV, let alone only a few decades ago. Hotties in skimpy attire strutting and preening before falling into a wet-t-shirt tank?

No way that could be done today. At least not unless the dunkees were perverted trannies or Lizzo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

46 Sargon just did a bit that compared Pamela Anderson, who has aged gracefully, to Madonna, who looks like a gelfling from the Dark Crystal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (lhenN)

47 Fuck. No. She’s not driving when we get there. No sir.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (3nqLb)

48 I used to love Battle of the Network stars when I was a kid. I can't see the videos at work but i have a vague memory of being really surprised at how fast Gabe Kaplan could run.
The other memory i had was being impressed by Mark Harmon being good at almost everything; if memory serves, he was some kind of college athlete, maybe the feetsball.
And of course, seeing my favorite leading ladies in tshirts and shorts. Even as a little kid, i was captivated.

Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (bcr4y)

49 Consider we used to watch TV in a 4:3 format.

We were monsters back then.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger


I'm so old, I remember when having a 26" color tv meant you were from the rich side of the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (H9VzD)

50 Re: yacht rock and rap in the sidebar. I submit that Rapper's Delight is yacht rock.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 12:22 PM (Dm8we)

51
If only she would learn to drive under 50 mph.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (v6JzV)

_________

She learned to drive in India. Nuff sed. New York cabbies are scared of her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:22 PM (dxSpM)

52 "What are you thinking about Robert?"
"Is that Locklear or Thomas?"


lol, he captured what a lot of people used to wonder too. The great thing is, as a teenage boy, it didn't matter if you got them mixed up.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 12:22 PM (NMT5x)

53 She was married to Richie Sambora for quite some time. Being subject to that much shitty Bon Jovi music takes it's toll.

*******************

Which goes to show being married to soygots is bad for your health

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 12:22 PM (sMwSS)

54 There's a meme out their of a photo of Cosell standing between Bruce Jenner and OJ, and the caption is something like. "If he could see them now." (This was before OJ was mort, of course.)

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)

55 I used to love Battle of the Network stars when I was a kid. I can't see the videos at work but i have a vague memory of being really surprised at how fast Gabe Kaplan could run.


Getting beat up in school every day taught one to run fast.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:23 PM (H9VzD)

56 Horde! Headed to the airport and then on to London. I’ll do my best to stay in contact. Love yall, have a happy new year!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:16 PM (3nqLb)

Don't forget to take your Koran Toilet Paper. They don't sell it over there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:23 PM (8zz6B)

57
The 70's. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 12:23 PM (+oR7L)

58 The other memory i had was being impressed by Mark Harmon being good at almost everything; if memory serves, he was some kind of college athlete, maybe the feetsball.
And of course, seeing my favorite leading ladies in tshirts and shorts. Even as a little kid, i was captivated.
Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (bcr4y)



He was a QB.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

59 We used to be a proper Country.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 26, 2024 12:23 PM (xaNfJ)

60 Bruce Jenner is a man's man!

What people said in 1977 unironically.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (taOK4)

61 >>> Okay…so what was happening that made looking these videos a thing? Or do I even want to know?
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (2N3ca)


Basically they took various stars from different TV shows and had them compete in made-up state fair style sports. Like three legged races, and dunk tanks, etc..

For my part, many of the women were on shows where they normally wore suits or dresses etc. Normal beautiful women. But on BOTNS some of them would be in swimming suits or track suits for the first time. And all the camera men were very generous. Everyone was smiling and laughing, everyone having a good time.

It was the nice intersection of mostly wholesome fun and sexy that rarely exists these days.

I was in my early teens, naïve but in love with every woman I saw.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (Y6IkP)

62 Bruce Jenner is a man's man!

What people said in 1977 unironically.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (taOK4)



He might be proof that too much easy tail can change a guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

63 60 Bruce Jenner is a man's man!

What people said in 1977 unironically.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (taOK4)

The Kardashian Effect, I maintain…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (PCK5/)

64 >>if memory serves, he was some kind of college athlete

Quarterback at UCLA

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (Y1sOo)

65 The other memory i had was being impressed by Mark Harmon being good at almost everything; if memory serves, he was some kind of college athlete, maybe the feetsball.
And of course, seeing my favorite leading ladies in tshirts and shorts. Even as a little kid, i was captivated.
Posted by: Nelly at December 26, 2024 12:21 PM (bcr4y)


He was a QB.
Posted by: Sponge


I think you're thinking of his father, Tom Harmon. He was QB at Michigan and won the Heisman, in 1940(?).

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

66 They put Danielle Brisebois into the dunk tank at 14 or 15 years old. Prolly go to jail for that now.

Posted by: She Had A "Stage Mom" at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (G5+As)

67 Perverted sex is now the only sanctioned sex by “ them”… hetero sex portrayals is a vanishing thing… Deviant Puritanism, or something…
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (PCK5/)

I've seen more teevee in the past week than I do all year.

I can't stand the interracial commercials, not because I'm opposed to interracial couples, but I resent you forcing it down my throat. Also the gay couples. Stop it!

Oddly enough though, jewelry commercials appear to be mostly hetero. I wonder if that's just simply because the gays don't buy it in large enough numbers.

Lesbians may sure like their Wendy's ice cream, and the gays may love fabric softener, but if you want to sell rings, you get the normies to smooch on camera.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:26 PM (JwsKw)

68 Jan Smithers was way hotter than Loni. Fight me.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:26 PM (v6JzV)

69 I also remember that bras were very very optional during that time.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:26 PM (Y6IkP)

70 66 They put Danielle Brisebois into the dunk tank at 14 or 15 years old. Prolly go to jail for that now.
Posted by: She Had A "Stage Mom" at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (G5+As)

Of course talking her into cutting off her teenage breasts is totes okay now… progress… bullshit.

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (PCK5/)

71 >>Tom Harmon. He was QB at Michigan

Halfback

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (Y1sOo)

72 He was just a little guy.
Posted by: one hour sober

Schwarzenegger and Cruise are very short also.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (WXNFJ)

73
"I am not and never was an admirer of Howard Cosell."

Are you proud?

Posted by: Speller at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (pSotA)

74 Barbie Benton

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (fwDg9)

75 The 80's were the age of "jiggle TV." It was quite the sight to behold. The list of shows with gratuitous T&A was impressive. Like at least one every weeknight and bonus shows on the weekends.

I miss those days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

76 Still no mention of the SNL skit of that day.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:29 PM (i0F8b)

77 Tom Harmon. He was QB at Michigan

Halfback
Posted by: one hour sober

I stand corrected. You'd think I would've known the correct position. Damn.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:29 PM (v6JzV)

78 Schwarzenegger and Cruise are very short also.
Posted by: Tonypete

Redford as well.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:29 PM (v6JzV)

79 No way that could be done today. At least not unless the dunkees were perverted trannies....
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Oh hey, now there's a beauty in her bathing suit. Let's follow her up the steps to the dunk tank. Bob, pan down and zoom in and...oh sweet lord, what is THAT???

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 12:29 PM (NMT5x)

80 Nice wholesome 70's and 80's T&A. We use to be a proper country...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 26, 2024 12:30 PM (TN5A0)

81
I think you're thinking of his father, Tom Harmon. He was QB at Michigan and won the Heisman, in 1940(?).
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)



Mark Harmon started as QB for the UCLA Bruins in 72 and 73.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Petticoat Junction was way ahead of its time.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:30 PM (i0F8b)

83
Battle of the Network Stars


The inspiration for part of my nickname here -- jazzed up and re-contextualized, of course

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 12:31 PM (xG4kz)

84 I think you're thinking of his father, Tom Harmon. He was QB at Michigan and won the Heisman, in 1940(?).
Posted by: Bulg

Mark Harmon was the quarterback for UCLA in the early 70's.

Posted by: Tuna at December 26, 2024 12:31 PM (oaGWv)

85 Jan Smithers was way hotter than Loni. Fight me.
Posted by: Bulg


Nothing to fight about.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:32 PM (H9VzD)

86
Fvck, was Bob Conrad a heavy smoker or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (O/0gI)

87
I miss those days.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

_________

Stacy Keach as Mike Hammer (though not our Mike Hammer). Long-legged, big-boobed ladies who never wore bras.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (dxSpM)

88
Oh hey, now there's a beauty in her bathing suit. Let's follow her up the steps to the dunk tank. Bob, pan down and zoom in and...oh sweet lord, what is THAT???


I warned y'all

Posted by: Tone Loc at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (oZhjI)

89 but if you want to sell rings, you get the normies to smooch on camera.

Dude. It's Zales.
Where every fuck ends with Kay.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (zdLoL)

90 62
'He might be proof that too much easy tail can change a guy.......'

Damn, I'm lucky I never had to face that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (3wi/L)

91 8 The 60’s and 70’s were the braless age ( for some ) yes??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (PCK5/)
________
It was a wonderful time to be young. Miniskirts, too.

And no girls had penises.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

92 those were fantastic clips thanks ace!

btw did anyone watch that weird as sh*t beyonce thing yesterday?!?!

It looked like the mummers parade meets the gayest army ever

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (Pv3Rg)

93

SNL's classic Battle of the T&A Stars was filmed at the athletic field of my alma mater, Brooklyn College as were some of the exteriors of "Debbie Does Dallas!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (x0n13)

94 Robert Conrad was great in those First Alert commercials.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (v6JzV)

95 Jennifer vs Baily or Ginger vs Maryanne. Which is the bigger fight?

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (i0F8b)

96 Oh hey, now there's a beauty in her bathing suit. Let's follow her up the steps to the dunk tank. Bob, pan down and zoom in and...oh sweet lord, what is THAT???


WHAT'D I tell you?
Posted by: Mick Dundee

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (H9VzD)

97 74 Barbie Benton

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (fwDg9)


No 'e' on the end of Barbi!!!!

Posted by: Barbara Klein at December 26, 2024 12:35 PM (aBgBM)

98 I warned y'all


You ain't down wit no Oscar Meyer weina?

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 12:35 PM (NMT5x)

99 ‘He might be proof that too much easy tail can change a guy.......'


Good news, folks. I’ll always be the same asshole I am right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:35 PM (pbmKi)

100
WHAT'D I tell you?
Posted by: Mick Dundee
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (H9VzD)



The crock from the movie died the other day. They say it was over 90 years old.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

101 91 8 The 60’s and 70’s were the braless age ( for some ) yes??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (PCK5/)
________
It was a wonderful time to be young. Miniskirts, too.

And no girls had penises.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 26, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)



Watch reruns of American Bandstand and Soul Train from the early 70s!

TUbe tops, Landlubber jeans and giant cork-heel shoes.

As an adolescent and teen at that time all through JHS and High School I had an almost perpetual stiffie!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (x0n13)

102
Famous Celery Trivia:

Who was born "Benjamin Kubelsky" in 1894 and died 50 years ago today in 1974?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (J4gi/)

103 I can't stand the interracial commercials, not because I'm opposed to interracial couples, but I resent you forcing it down my throat. Also the gay couples. Stop it!

White husband, black wife, asian daughter, hispanic son

Can they pander more?

Oddly enough though, jewelry commercials appear to be mostly hetero. I wonder if that's just simply because the gays don't buy it in large enough numbers.

Jewelry is a status thing for heterosexual* women. I don't get it - this expensive shiny rock means you are cool. Oh that cheap shiny rock? LOSER

*well until after marriage of course

Posted by: Tone Loc at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (oZhjI)

104
Good news, folks. I’ll always be the same asshole I am right now.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:35 PM (pbmKi)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Who was born "Benjamin Kubelsky" in 1894 and died 50 years ago today in 1974?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (J4gi/)
----------
Jack Benny

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (6K6Eu)

106 I remember being at Cedar Point in the summer of '74. That was when I noticed all the young ladies wearing halter tops. There was one particularly comely one that is seared into my 9-year-old brain's memory bank.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

107 Jennifer vs Baily or Ginger vs Maryanne. Which is the bigger fight?
Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (i0F8b)

Britta vs Alison

and the answer is Alison

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (Y6IkP)

108
Who was born "Benjamin Kubelsky" in 1894 and died 50 years ago today in 1974?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:36 PM (J4gi/)

_______

"Oh, Rochester!" "Yes, boss?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (dxSpM)

109 It was a wonderful time to be young. Miniskirts, too.

And no girls had penises.


Oh how I love a feminine mini-skirt. Nothing flatters a young woman's legs more. And if you can see a hint of lady penis? Oh...chef's kiss!

Posted by: David French at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (oZhjI)

110
Jack Benny
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Lard o' the Sea


Correct!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (J4gi/)

111 55
'i have a vague memory of being really surprised at how fast Gabe Kaplan could run.

Getting beat up in school every day taught one to run fast.'

Was that Lynda Carter that kept kissing him while he was being interviewed?

Don't make the poor man run with a stiffy, Lynda.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (3wi/L)

112 @77 Tom & Mark Harmon did an ad together, early 70s, where they were playing basketball one-on-one. Tom won, very pleased, and then Mark gave that grin, and asked to borrow the car keys.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 26, 2024 12:38 PM (NcvvS)

113 Robert Conrad was history's greatest battery salesman.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2024 12:38 PM (szMU5)

114


And at that time, try to find commercials for Pearl Drops tooth polish with the actress running her tongue across her teeth. Yikes! How the hell did that get past standards and practices on every network and local station.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 12:38 PM (x0n13)

115 [Robert Conrad] was just a little guy.

Before Alan Sues played, or "played", a drunken flamer on Laugh-In, he played a cowboy on The Wild Wild West. The director of the episode called Sues aside to ask him to stand in a hole so he wouldn't tower over Conrad in the shot.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 12:38 PM (taOK4)

116 "We wear short-shorts!"

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:39 PM (i0F8b)

117 Mark Harmon's sister is the woman in the old Tic Tac commercials.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2024 12:39 PM (szMU5)

118
Other famous celeries who died on This Day, Dec 26th:

Harry Truman, d. 1972
President Gerald Ford, d. 2006
NFL Packers Sacker Reggie White, d. 2004

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (J4gi/)

119 Battle of the Network Stars was so popular and such a money-maker (very low production costs) that a spin-off was soon created, Circus of the Stars.

Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (aBgBM)

120 [Robert Conrad] was just a little guy.
----------
Not as short as Larry Manetti, I think.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (6K6Eu)

121 He was just a little guy.
Posted by: one hour sober

Schwarzenegger and Cruise are very short also.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:27 PM (WXNFJ)
____

Cruise is indeed short and very small overall. Ahnuld is not as tall as depicted in movies, but he is not short. There are many pics of him at bodybuilding contests where you can see his barefoot height compared to others. He was taller than the guys in the 5-10 range, but shorter than monsters like Lou Ferrigno.

I think the "Ahnuld is short" idea also stems from that famous pic from the set of Princess Bride where he looks like a midget compared to Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant. He does look tiny. But Wilt and Andre were 7+ feet tall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

122 116 "We wear short-shorts!"
Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:39 PM (i0F8b)



"TICKLE With the Big Wide Ball!"


A stubby dildo disguised as a woman's deodorant bottle.

Oh the 70s!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (x0n13)

123 Battle of the Network Stars made a man of me. Also Hee Haw.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (Y6IkP)

Saaaaaaaaaaaalute!

Posted by: mrp at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

124 Jennifer vs Baily or Ginger vs Maryanne. Which is the bigger fight?
Posted by: davidt


I think Ginger vs. Maryanne is the more difficult choice. Baily easily wins her contest.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)

125 SNL's classic Battle of the T&A Stars was filmed at the athletic field of my alma mater, Brooklyn College as were some of the exteriors of "Debbie Does Dallas!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I bet I know where that salsa commercial got their idea.

We're gonna make a film about a girl f***ing everybody in Texas, but film it in New York City.
*New York City????*
*Get a rope*

Nah, no one cared, they were more interested in the interior of Debbie.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (NMT5x)

126

"Oh, Rochester!" "Yes, boss?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


You got it, too!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (J4gi/)

127 I remember being at Cedar Point in the summer of '74. That was when I noticed all the young ladies wearing halter tops. There was one particularly comely one that is seared into my 9-year-old brain's memory bank.
Posted by: Bulg

Ah yes, the Point. We didn't know how good we had it. Also, for the uninitiated - there was a picnic pavilion just outside the gates. Folks would drop off their picnic baskets on a table and then go into the park until lunchtime. No one bothered any of the baskets or lunches left on the tables that were not their own.

As I said - It was an amazing time.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (WXNFJ)

128 I still remember the 'ladies' who went topless sitting on blankets in a park. The press loved it and the 'ladies' really needed to keep their bras on, noting to look at. This was in the 70's at the height of the bra less movement. Rather ugly women and sagging tits galore. They probably got arrested, but I don't remember.

Posted by: Colin at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (wlQdF)

129 Cruise is indeed short and very small overall. Ahnuld is not as tall as depicted in movies, but he is not short.
----------
Arnold is about 5'11". Cruise is about 5'9".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (6K6Eu)

130 >>> Battle of the Network Stars was so popular and such a money-maker (very low production costs) that a spin-off was soon created, Circus of the Stars.
Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (aBgBM)

Oh yeah, I remember that too.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (Y6IkP)

131
I think Ginger vs. Maryanne is the more difficult choice. Baily easily wins her contest.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)



I would reverse this statement.

Maryanne wins easily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

132 102
'The crock from the movie died the other day. They say it was over 90 years old.'

That was a pretty good run for having a Bowie knife stuck into its head.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:42 PM (3wi/L)

133
oh, I forgot famed Baseball pitcher Phil Negro, d. 2020

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:43 PM (J4gi/)

134
That was a pretty good run for having a Bowie knife stuck into its head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:42 PM (3wi/L)



They say crock's brains are small, so Dundee must've missed the vitals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

135 And let's not forget Samantha vs. Jeannie.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

136 I think they stole the idea from the Laff-A-Lympics, which also sucked.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (Dm8we)

137
Neikro

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (xG4kz)

138 Mark Harmon's sister is the woman in the old Tic Tac commercials.
Posted by: Mark1971

Oh, that would be Kelly Harmon. A mondo babe. A babealonya!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (WXNFJ)

139 Robert Conrad autographed my baseball mitt when I saw him at the Sikeston Rodeo. Probably late 60's or early 70's.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (hoCmQ)

140 oh, I forgot famed Baseball pitcher Phil Negro, d. 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer


Phil of Color.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

141 Tom Cruise is 5’9””?? That is not tiny…. seen all the Aztecs running around lately??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (PCK5/)

142 oh, I forgot famed Baseball pitcher Phil Negro, d. 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:43 PM (J4gi/)



Unintentional racism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Any vid of Brianne Leary? Recently saw an old Match Game where she was a contestant. 19 she was. Looked damn good.

Only person to have been both a contestant and a panelist on the game.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (0eaVi)

144 Schwarzenegger and Cruise are very short also.
Posted by: Tonypete

Redford as well.
Posted by: Bulg
-----

Uh...

Posted by: Audie Murphy at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (XeU6L)

145 Don't watch TV much but how a 4 person's family can have 4 different racial backgrounds is puzzling

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (fwDg9)

146
oh, I forgot famed Baseball pitcher Phil Negro, d. 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:43 PM (J4gi/)

Neikro
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (xG4kz)

________

Niekro

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (dxSpM)

147 Tom Cruise is 5’9””?? That is not tiny…. seen all the Aztecs running around lately??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (PCK5/)



I don't think he's that tall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Oh, that would be Kelly Harmon. A mondo babe. A babealonya!
Posted by: Tonypete

Just looked her up. She looks a lot like her brother, in the face.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:45 PM (v6JzV)

149 Cruise is indeed short and very small overall. Ahnuld is not as tall as depicted in movies, but he is not short.
----------
Arnold is about 5'11". Cruise is about 5'9".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:41 PM (6K6Eu)
______

I think Ahnuld is a little taller than that, but I have no personal experience. I do with Cruise. I stood not 6 feet from him. I don't think he's even 5-7, let alone 5-9. Very little guy overall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

150 I'm old enough to remember a guy coming in here and giving the blow-by-blow of how to baldshave the entire male pubic region, with details of how great it felt and all the practicality. And thinking, this is the bottom. Conservative site, shaved pubis, country can't get gayer than that. "Generational change."

Might as well just ship him to England.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 12:46 PM (zdLoL)

151 The inspiration for part of my nickname here -- jazzed up and re-contextualized, of course
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


It must have left a lasting impression on you then. Good thing you trademarked your nic though! Those corporate assholes at the big 3 would steal it in a heartbeat.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 12:46 PM (NMT5x)

152 Today also seems to be the anniversary of the Rendelsham UFO event in 1980

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 12:46 PM (fwDg9)

153 5'9 is average male height in America

I think Cruise is about 5'7

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 12:46 PM (oZhjI)

154 And let's not forget Samantha vs. Jeannie.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)


Jeannie...hands on...errr...down. Hands down!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 12:47 PM (W/lyH)

155 Is Tom Harmon still married to Pam Dawber?

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV)

156 111 55
'i have a vague memory of being really surprised at how fast Gabe Kaplan could run.

Getting beat up in school every day taught one to run fast.'

Was that Lynda Carter that kept kissing him while he was being interviewed?

Don't make the poor man run with a stiffy, Lynda.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:37 PM (3wi/L)

Ace, ace, ace...

How can you possibly put up a post like this without putting up Lynda Carter in the swim competition in BOTNS? Absolutely classic video.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 12:47 PM (IlAew)

157 Robert Conrad and 70s heart-throb Gabe Kaplan

Um… Conrad, sure, but I never thought of Kaplan as a "heart throb." But maybe the ettes would confirm?

Happy 2nd Day of Christmas, Ace, and alla y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - former heart throb at December 26, 2024 12:47 PM (KQIe6)

158 We’re gonna die. It was nice seeing you all again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (fz7Mb)

159 Al Pacino is short, yes?? Also, that asshole DeNiro, right?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (PCK5/)

160 IIRC 5'7" is the average height for adult males worldwide. 5'9" for US males.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (hoCmQ)

161 >>> And let's not forget Samantha vs. Jeannie.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)


You just divided by zero. There is no solution. Or it's quadratic and there are two solutions Samantha or Jeannie.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (Y6IkP)

162 I think Ahnuld is a little taller than that, but I have no personal experience. I do with Cruise. I stood not 6 feet from him. I don't think he's even 5-7, let alone 5-9. Very little guy overall.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Nicole must've towered over him.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (v6JzV)

163
Is Tom Harmon still married to Pam Dawber?
Posted by: Bulg[/i

Yes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (xG4kz)

164 Audie Murphy was 5'5". Must have made cast selection for movies difficult.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

165

Battle of the PBS Network Stars

https://youtu.be/10WDGYBJYwE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (63Dwl)

166
Here's something interesiting I learnt last night on the interwebs:

James Cagney's (d. 1986) last movie was a TV movie made in 1984 about a sickly old former boxer, Terrible Joe Moran.

Cagney couldn't speak well at the time, so the Idiots decided to have Rich Little dub all Cagney's lines.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:49 PM (J4gi/)

167 Mark Harmon is also the uncle of Matthew and Gunnar Nelson. His sister was married to Rick Nelson.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 26, 2024 12:49 PM (szMU5)

168 164 'Audie Murphy was 5'5". Must have made cast selection for movies difficult.'

If that doesn't show badass doesn't depend on height, I don't know what does.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:50 PM (3wi/L)

169 Here's Tom and Arnold standing together in an ordinary situation.

https://tinyurl.com/3r3afjce

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:50 PM (6K6Eu)

170 I often saw Cruise and Arnold at Will Rogers Ranch (where I was a docent). Cruise came for quiet hikes with his family just as we were closing. He wasn't terribly short in my opinion, somewhat below average. Schwarzenegger appeared to be about 5/10 or so, but it seemed more startling in his case as I expected him to be a giant.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 26, 2024 12:51 PM (h/ffs)

171 Al Pacino is short, yes?? Also, that asshole DeNiro, right?
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:48 PM (PCK5/)

_________

I've met both. Pacino is tiny. Maybe 5-4 if that. DeNiro stood about 5-10, but he was wearing boots with obvious tall heels. I doubt he's more than 5-7 or 5-8.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

172 Heh. I see by the comments I was far from the first to question Kaplan as heart-throb.

Posted by: mindful webworker - former heart throb at December 26, 2024 12:51 PM (KQIe6)

173
docent:

noun
1.
(in certain universities and colleges) a member of the teaching staff immediately below professorial rank.
2.
a person who acts as a guide, typically on a voluntary basis, in a museum, art gallery, or zoo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (J4gi/)

174 If that doesn't show badass doesn't depend on height, I don't know what does.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

One more reason that, back in the day, you didn't get into a fistfight at the bar with a guy you didn't know.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (WXNFJ)

175 Heh. I see by the comments I was far from the first to question Kaplan as heart-throb.
Posted by: mindful webworker


He was no Ron Palillo.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (v6JzV)

176 >>>It was the nice intersection of mostly wholesome fun and sexy that rarely exists these days.

I was in my early teens, naïve but in love with every woman I saw.
Posted by: banana Dream
---

And trash sports Saturday or Sunday. Professional athletes, usually football and baseball, stars of the time, trash talking while competing at canoeing, swimming (watching linemen compete with track stars was hoot) weight lifting etc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:53 PM (5Cy8I)

177 2.
a person who acts as a guide, typically on a voluntary basis, in a museum, art gallery, or zoo.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (J4gi/)


So a docent doesn't make decent money.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 12:53 PM (W/lyH)

178 135 And let's not forget Samantha vs. Jeannie.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)
--------------------------

This is one where all correct answers are purely subjective. There is no way to objectively, definitively answer this question.

For me, it's obvious, because Elizabeth Montgomery is possibly the hottest woman to have ever drawn breath. But, subjective.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (QdGJh)

179
If that doesn't show badass doesn't depend on height, I don't know what does.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:50 PM (3wi/L)

_______

They found in the Civil War that little wiry guys made the best cavalrymen. Big husky guys couldn't take it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (dxSpM)

180 Heh. I see by the comments I was far from the first to question Kaplan as heart-throb.
Posted by: mindful webworker
_______

Remember that Gene Shalit was big then as well. Maybe it was a thing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (Dm8we)

181
He was no Ron Palillo.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (v6JzV)
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Heck, he's no Marvin Kaplan.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (6K6Eu)

182 Do any of the nostalgia stations run Welcome Back, Kotter. I could stand to watch a few of those again.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV)

183 Cagney couldn't speak well at the time, so the Idiots decided to have Rich Little dub all Cagney's lines.
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----

My favorite movie-long over-dub was Andie MacDowell. Glenn Close did the entire over-dub.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (XeU6L)

184 Heh. I see by the comments I was far from the first to question Kaplan as heart-throb.
Posted by: mindful webworker
_______

Remember that Gene Shalit was big then as well. Maybe it was a thing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (Dm8we)
__________

[Smirking mischievously]

-- Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

185 They found in the Civil War that little wiry guys made the best cavalrymen. Big husky guys couldn't take it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:54 PM (dxSpM)
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They also don't wear out the horse.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (6K6Eu)

186 Jim West Vs Mr. Kotter.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (WPL6O)

187
And trash sports Saturday or Sunday.

________

Cliff diving from Acapulco!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (dxSpM)

188 179
'They found in the Civil War that little wiry guys made the best cavalrymen. Big husky guys couldn't take it.'

It helped the horse too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (3wi/L)

189 So a docent doesn't make decent money.
Posted by: Diogenes

See also: an adjunct professor at any University.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 12:55 PM (WXNFJ)

190 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979. National Geographic hardest hit.

https://is.gd/0OKPNj

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

191 They found in the Civil War that little wiry guys made the best cavalrymen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Jockeys, in other words.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

192 Jockeys, in other words.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)
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Willie Shoemaker was what? 4'11"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:57 PM (6K6Eu)

193 Jack Benny employed Mel Blanc quite often. Jack once said there were only 5 people in Hollywood. All the rest are Mel Blanc.

Posted by: Mary Livingston at December 26, 2024 12:57 PM (G5+As)

194 expected him to be a giant.

Giant asshoe.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 12:57 PM (GSHbq)

195 If it weren't for BotNS I wouldn't even know women had nipples.

Posted by: CrustyB at December 26, 2024 12:58 PM (l4AV/)

196 Giant asshoe.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Yes?

Posted by: Buttigig at December 26, 2024 12:58 PM (WXNFJ)

197 Phil Sheridan, Union cavalry great, was 5’3” or 4 and a total mean as hell badass…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:58 PM (PCK5/)

198

What I need is a good squeek-hole pronging!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at December 26, 2024 12:58 PM (VLH5c)

199 Ahnuld had the opportunity to be more than a hack actor when he won the governship in CA.

He decided no.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 12:59 PM (oZhjI)

200 Phil Sheridan, Union cavalry great, was 5’3” or 4 and a total mean as hell badass…
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:58 PM (PCK5/)
--------------
One of the very few people who caused Ulysses Grant to lose his temper in public.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:59 PM (6K6Eu)

201 194
'Giant asshoe.'

'Fock your free-domm!'

Posted by: Arnold S. at December 26, 2024 12:59 PM (3wi/L)

202 There's been a lot of modern day height inflation because I'm 6' and I don't know if that's even considered tall now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (Y6IkP)

203 docent:

noun
1.
(in certain universities and colleges) a member of the teaching staff immediately below professorial rank.
2.
a person who acts as a guide, typically on a voluntary basis, in a museum, art gallery, or zoo.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 12:52 PM (J4gi/)


and not a slang term for "two-hundred"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

204 Giant asshoe.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 12:57 PM (GSHbq)

He was lousy with people, I thought. Charmless.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (h/ffs)

205 Gabe Kaplan was a heart throb? Gee I don't remember that.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (wDJaI)

206 Bonus:
STP Oil Treatment with Jan Smithers & Suzanne Somers (Commercial, 1975)

https://youtu.be/R1nyRs7nqgE

Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (D0HYP)

207 You'll never get rich being a docent. A curator, however, the sy's the limit.

Posted by: Curate This!! at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (G5+As)

208 If it weren't for BotNS I wouldn't even know women had nipples.
Posted by: CrustyB

Hopefully, future experience informed you differently.

Posted by: Buttigig at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (WXNFJ)

209 Ron Jeremy

Passed him in an office hallway. Smelly stinky doesn't say enough. Worse than a homeless hobo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (GSHbq)

210 There's been a lot of modern day height inflation because I'm 6' and I don't know if that's even considered tall now.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (Y6IkP)
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Not in The Netherlands.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 01:00 PM (6K6Eu)

211 One of the very few people who caused Ulysses Grant to lose his temper in public.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Wasn't that because he mistreated a horse?

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

212 1 year of pack ice doesn't make or break Global warming. Ask Shackleton about it

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:01 PM (fwDg9)

213 I remind myself from time to time that height is NOT an accomplisment… unearned.. short or tall, asset or liability..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 01:01 PM (PCK5/)

214 191 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979. National Geographic hardest hit.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26,

And this is the 20th anniversary of the 2004 Indonesian Quake/Tsunami that killed nearly one quarter million people.

I remember footage of Maldives getting hit and some journalist back then speculate that the low lying island would disappear soon anyway due to climate change.
Of course it's still there

Posted by: Rex B at December 26, 2024 01:01 PM (A75H2)

215 Hey.

I did what I could with what I had.

Posted by: Gabe Kaplan's Porn 'Stache at December 26, 2024 01:02 PM (RIvkX)

216
Wow, 2025.

Can you believe it's really here?

Not what we expected, right?

The worst thing about 2025 is that 1975 was 50 years ago. And we were there. We lived it, and we remember it. Fifty years ago...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 01:02 PM (J4gi/)

217 Cocaine can be the only explanation for how and why these shows got made.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 26, 2024 01:02 PM (dQfJF)

218 If it weren't for BotNS I wouldn't even know women had nipples.

Why hello there!

Posted by: Rachel from Friends at December 26, 2024 01:02 PM (oZhjI)

219 Wasn't that because he mistreated a horse?
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)
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No, that one was some random muleteer. Sheridan got into an argument with Grant on a railway platform (one of them was going to take the train) and they were screaming at each other as the train pulled up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 01:03 PM (6K6Eu)

220 200
'One of the very few people who caused Ulysses Grant to lose his temper in public.'

Not much on the personality side but Grant considered Sheridan utterly reliable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 01:03 PM (3wi/L)

221 Nipples… same thing as “pokies”, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 01:03 PM (PCK5/)

222 Kotter's wife was a babe, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

223 The worst thing about 2025 is that 1975 was 50 years ago. And we were there. We lived it, and we remember it. Fifty years ago...
Posted by: Soothsayer
______

Bell bottom blues.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 01:04 PM (Dm8we)

224 209

'Smelly stinky doesn't say enough. Worse than a homeless hobo.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism'

Sounds like he gassed you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 01:04 PM (3wi/L)

225 As an adolescent and teen at that time all through JHS and High School I had an almost perpetual stiffie!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


A few years back, I was getting bagged on by some co-workers. While they had been on football teams, I was a swimmer. I let them finish insulting me and then retorted.

"All right, you have a point. I was a swimmer so I didn't bulk up like you guys. But I went through puberty surrounded by girls in swimsuits. What did you have? Your tight little pants and your huddle?"

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 01:05 PM (lXCUP)

226 Cocaine can be the only explanation for how and why these shows got made.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

HR Pufnstuf has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV)

227 I wore a leisure suit to my HS class graduation party.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 01:06 PM (Y1sOo)

228 Speaking of women from the 80s, my neighborhood was blessed with the girls who eventually played the "Doublemint Twins". they went to the same dance school as my sister, so I saw them quite a bit for a few years. Even in junior high, they had all of us drooling.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 26, 2024 01:06 PM (2cS/G)

229 The biggest stars, with the biggest T’s, and the nicest A’s!

Featuring Cheryl Ladd; “Wonder Woman” Lynda Carter; Suzanne Somers; Lola Falana; Valerie Perrine and Adrienne Barbeau.

All your favorite T’s & A’s, including “Hootchie Cootchie” girl Charo; and special guest star Carol Wayne; plus the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 01:06 PM (aD39U)

230 Speaking of women from the 80s, my neighborhood was blessed with the girls who eventually played the "Doublemint Twins". they went to the same dance school as my sister, so I saw them quite a bit for a few years. Even in junior high, they had all of us drooling.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Damn, I remember them. Yummy.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:07 PM (v6JzV)

231 Due to my fascination with female primary and secondary sex characteristics, from an early age, my course in life was established, with no confusion. At all.

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

232 Arnold was dwarfed by Chamberlain and Andre in Conan The Destroyer. The two henchmen in Conan the Barbarian were also 6-4 to 6-8, but accidentally go the whole movie without being sized up.

Locklear appeared on SNL after being salivated over again and again in "Wayne's World". At the start of the skit, she sleeps with just the top of her head visible, and Wayne says "Garth wake up!".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 01:07 PM (lhenN)

233 Cocaine can be the only explanation for how and why these shows got made.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

HR Pufnstuf has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV)
====
Sid and Marty Krofft were doing a lot of acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

234 Not much on the personality side but Grant considered Sheridan utterly reliable.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 01:03 PM (3wi/L)
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Much later during the Overland Campaign, Grant came up as Meade and Sheridan were on the verge of pulling off their coats and laying into each other (Sheridan had that effect on people). Grant calmly asked what was going on and it turned out that it was a disputation as to whether the Cavalry Corps should be cut loose to find and kill JEB Stuart. Grant observed that Sheridan generally knew what he was doing, and gave orders sending the Cav Corps into the rear of the ANV.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 01:07 PM (6K6Eu)

235 Wow. Gabe whipped his ass.

I guess Conrad's short legs were a disadvantage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 01:09 PM (aD39U)

236 Sid and Marty Krofft were puffing stuff alright.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 01:09 PM (GSHbq)

237 One more reason that, back in the day, you didn't get into a fistfight at the bar with a guy you didn't know.
Posted by: Tonypete
-------

Re Jerry 'Mad Dog' Shriver

Medal of Honor recipient Fleming says Shriver "convinced me that for the rest of my life I would not go into a bar and cross someone I didn't know."

Pic of Shiver, what is not evident is that he is holding a suppressed M3. t.ly/O2NKa

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

238 225 As an adolescent and teen at that time all through JHS and High School I had an almost perpetual stiffie!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

A few years back, I was getting bagged on by some co-workers. While they had been on football teams, I was a swimmer. I let them finish insulting me and then retorted.

"All right, you have a point. I was a swimmer so I didn't bulk up like you guys. But I went through puberty surrounded by girls in swimsuits. What did you have? Your tight little pants and your huddle?"
Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 01:05 PM (lXCUP)
------------------------------------

While all of us rocker dudes in marching band got to ride home from away games, after dark, on the same bus as the cheerleaders. And the majorettes. And the flag team. And the band girls.

They were days of plenty.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 26, 2024 01:10 PM (QdGJh)

239 IIRC Gabe Kaplan was a runner, part of the Jim Fix health-nut crowd. I do remember that he bombed in standup; without a script he was not a very good comedian.

Posted by: ZilWerks at December 26, 2024 01:11 PM (0MpOC)

240 Wiry guys, medium build can carry heavy loads better. Think linebackers trying to go backpacking. Big and tall is no longer an asset at some point.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 01:11 PM (DYCNj)

241 IIRC Gabe Kaplan was a runner, part of the Jim Fix health-nut crowd. I do remember that he bombed in standup; without a script he was not a very good comedian.
Posted by: ZilWerks at December 26, 2024 01:11 PM (0MpOC)
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I thought "Welcome Back, Kotter" was developed from characters he talked about in his stand up routine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 01:12 PM (6K6Eu)

242 Not in The Netherlands.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
---

I felt like a midget in Denmark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

243 Speaking of women from the 80s,

Forgot her name but she was in gasoline TV ads. Met her at a gas station. She had the same make model and color motorcycle as I did. I was speechless. Probably better off that way.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 01:13 PM (GSHbq)

244 190 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979.

That because climate change causes all the ice to melt, so there's more water to make more ice! Science!

Posted by: National Geographicloves science sexually at December 26, 2024 01:13 PM (VLH5c)

245 While all of us rocker dudes in marching band got to ride home from away games, after dark, on the same bus as the cheerleaders. And the majorettes. And the flag team. And the band girls.

They were days of plenty.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 26, 2024 01:10 PM (QdGJh)

I was a cross country runner. We spent a lot of time with the girls team on long bus trips to other schools in Montana, plus staying overnight in hotels with them.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 01:14 PM (3Ev2O)

246 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979.


Big Penguin must be involved somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:14 PM (v6JzV)

247 107
Britta vs Alison

and the answer is Alison


Britta versus Annie.

And yes, Annie wins.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 26, 2024 01:14 PM (I0ZPN)

248 I thought "Welcome Back, Kotter" was developed from characters he talked about in his stand up routine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
____________

Where did sweat hogs come from. It's in Sweet Emotion, which came out the same year as Welcome Back, Kotter."

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 01:15 PM (Dm8we)

249 And to think, James Brolin traded Jan Smithers for BS.

Posted by: Germanicus at December 26, 2024 01:16 PM (oFjuQ)

250 190 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979.
----

More bad news, re Polar bears:
"from a population estimated at about 12,000 bears in the late 1960s, numbers have almost tripled, to just over 32,000 in 2023.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:16 PM (XeU6L)

251 Is Tom Harmon still married to Pam Dawber?
Posted by: Bulg[/i

Yes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot



Due to a mixup at the entrance, I got to ride a ski lift with Tom Harmon. His wife, in a skin tight ski suit was in front of us. Hard to not stare at her derriere with her husband next to me.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 01:16 PM (6DCVr)

252 The Jan Smithers video took so long to load I had to tell my boss "Not now" 3 times.

Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2024 01:16 PM (NMvV5)

253 241 IIRC Gabe Kaplan was a runner, part of the Jim Fix health-nut crowd. I do remember that he bombed in standup; without a script he was not a very good comedian.
Posted by: ZilWerks at December 26, 2024 01:11 PM (0MpOC)

For some reason the University of Montana hired him for a show. You could hear him bomb 20 miles away.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 01:16 PM (3Ev2O)

254 And to think, James Brolin traded Jan Smithers for BS.
Posted by: Germanicus

I don't think he hooked up with Babs until well after his divorce from Jan. But still...

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

255 Kaplan's comedy was successful, and he toured the country with his act based on his childhood experiences in Brooklyn. He appeared five times on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from May 1973 to December 1974. During that time, he also recorded the comedy album Holes and Mellow Rolls, which included long routines about his high school days and other topics. The sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter, whose central characters he helped Eric Cohen and Alan Sacks create and whose core format he helped them to develop, was in part based on his comedy act.
-Wiki

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

256 >> There's been a lot of modern day height inflation because I'm 6' and I don't know if that's even considered tall now.


It's the Min Height for Manhood.

But it is not Tall.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2024 01:18 PM (j6KoD)

257
Okay…so what was happening that made looking these videos a thing? Or do I even want to know?
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (2N3ca)





You're welcome.

Posted by: The 1970s at December 26, 2024 01:18 PM (y9nCu)

258 As an adolescent and teen at that time all through JHS and High School I had an almost perpetual stiffie!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

A few years back, I was getting bagged on by some co-workers. While they had been on football teams, I was a swimmer. I let them finish insulting me and then retorted.

"All right, you have a point. I was a swimmer so I didn't bulk up like you guys. But I went through puberty surrounded by girls in swimsuits. What did you have? Your tight little pants and your huddle?"
Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 01:05 PM (lXCUP)
_____

I was also a swimmer. Before big meets the popular uys and popular girls on the team would have "shave parties" in the locker room showers. It was the girls shaving the guys down. As a naive freshman on the varsity team, I was excited to get an invite. I didn't understand why the other dudes all changed into baggy shorts. We all practiced in the speedo nuthuggers. That's what I wore. I very soon fought out why the other guys changed into baggy pants . . . .

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

259 Due to a mixup at the entrance, I got to ride a ski lift with Tom Harmon. His wife, in a skin tight ski suit was in front of us. Hard to not stare at her derriere with her husband next to me.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Pam was a cutie, no doubt about it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

260 258 Before big meets the popular guys and popular girls on the team would have "shave parties" in the locker room showers.

hm. Never heard of that but I was an outcast back then.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 01:20 PM (lXCUP)

261 School plays was where the action was. Backstage romances...

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

262 Speaking of women from the 80s, my neighborhood was blessed with the girls who eventually played the "Doublemint Twins".
Posted by: Lincolntf


Were they the Doublemint Twins who were in Quark (TV, 1977)?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066/

Posted by: Chuck C at December 26, 2024 01:21 PM (D0HYP)

263 The girl who got gonorrhea from the tractor (Seinfeld) was a fishing buddy of mine's babysitter when he was growing up.

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2024 01:22 PM (j6KoD)

264 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979.

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Yeah? Well, but for global warming the ice would be 100' thicker and we'd have polar bears as far south as Miami!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

265 Mark Harmon is married to Pam Dawber. Tom was father and a great football player

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 01:23 PM (URPU1)

266 You know who was surprisingly small was Terry Bradshaw. We rode the airport shuttle together to the same hotel, where he was giving a speech. Not a big guy compared to the other football players I have met.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 01:24 PM (6DCVr)

267 OK, I'm gonna have to sign out for a bit. I'm getting a little stir crazy and feel the need to get out.

Later, All.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

268 Popped up as a YooToob suggestion on the Jan Smithers video:
JAN SMITHERS 💛 THE UNTOLD TRUTH (9:00)
https://youtu.be/OgLbyh-RBuM

Haven't watched but a few minutes of it, so, not recommending, just mentioning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Bailey, MaryAnne, and Betty at December 26, 2024 01:27 PM (KQIe6)

269 Shit, they were the Coors Twins, I could've sworn they did the Doublemint ads for a while, but I can't find it. They show up in this clip a few times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlKfK7ysJZw

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 26, 2024 01:28 PM (2cS/G)

270 [Robert Conrad] was just a little guy.
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Not as short as Larry Manetti, I think.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 12:40 PM (6K6Eu)
_________________

I believe Conrad and Manetti are cousins.

Posted by: Kreskin at December 26, 2024 01:29 PM (3ZSjf)

271 I somehow managed to miss the sidebar item until now: "The secret symbiosis between rap and yacht rock".

OMG. What's next? "Yacht rock's debt to Flatt & Scruggs"? "Beethoven foreshadowed yacht rock 200 years ago in his 'Ode to Joy'".

Posted by: Paco at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (mADJX)

272 I worked with a guy who got to know Arnold a little bit. They were both long-term staying at same hotel in Europe - colleague on temp assignment, Arnold shooting a flick. They used to drink and smoke cigars on bar patio. My colleague, who was 6'2" or 3", said Arnold is around 5'10", not close to 6".

Posted by: Kreskin at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (3ZSjf)

273

I like to put my finger in it!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at December 26, 2024 01:32 PM (VLH5c)

274 Marianne Williamson launches bid for DNC Chair.

Because obviously the problem there is not having an actual witch in charge.

Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2024 01:34 PM (QfvaV)

275 Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 01:24 PM (6DCVr)

I ran into Bradshaw at the FBO at AFW one afternoon. The guy seemed freakishly huge to me. Then at a hockey game one evening Kevin Gogen and Bernie Kosar sat a few rows down from us. Gogen was monstrously large.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 01:35 PM (3Ope8)

276 191 They found in the Civil War that little wiry guys made the best cavalrymen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
---

Smaller target & higher power to weight ratio for person and horse.
Effective horsepower was important.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 01:35 PM (5Cy8I)

277 Marianne Williamson versus David Hogg for DNC chair?

Epic choices, there, Democrats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 26, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

278 Short nap

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 01:36 PM (fwDg9)

279 Hogg? The Pillow magnate? Really? That would be interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (XeU6L)

280 264 More bad news: Antarctic ice coverage is 17% higher today than in 1979.
---

We're all gonna' die, we're going to freeze to death.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 01:38 PM (5Cy8I)

281 >>>I ran into Bradshaw at the FBO at AFW one afternoon. The guy seemed freakishly huge to me. ...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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And he was one of the smaller players on the field.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (5Cy8I)

282 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Monty Python at December 26, 2024 01:41 PM (dg+HA)

283 Took my kids to see the Harlem Globetrotters and sat courtside under the goal. Holy cow....those guys are huge.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 01:45 PM (3Ope8)

284 I remember watching the Conrad-Kaplan race live. Conrad was making a fuss that his team had been cheated, and they ran the race to decide the issue, and Kaplan dusted him. I did not see that coming!

Posted by: JHP2 at December 26, 2024 02:42 PM (UIvnv)

The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

The two great evils of the 20th century have faired quite differently in current popular culture. Fascism has been discredited as a political philosophy, even though its most famous acolyte -- Adolph Hitler -- was in reality a socialist who used nationalism to attract the masses. Communism, otherwise known as "international socialism," has never been discredited among the bien-pensants in academia, labor, and the disaffected youth that provides the foot soldiers for the Democrat/progressive movement.

And that is a fantastic feat, because the death toll of communism in the 20th century is at the top of the list by a very wide margin. Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and a host of lesser but still dedicated monsters conspired to murder more than 100,000,000 people.

Yet we romanticize communism, or its more civilized (bowdlerized) term: socialism. I watched "Oppenheimer" last night, and the ridiculousness of its presentation of communism was embarrassing. The fixation on the ultimate evil of atomic weapons and the arms race and the cold war was equally ridiculous, and carefully linked to the non-communists! I have written in the past that the atomic weapons used against Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August of 1945 was the greatest humanitarian act in history. Their use saved possibly 1,000,000 Allied military lives and probably millions of Japanese, yet their use was presented as at best a murky ethical issue, and at worst the beginning of the end of humanity.

Antonio Gramsci's long march through our institutions is mostly complete, so the defense of communism and the vilification of freedom and free markets is embedded in our educational system. And of course the half-wits who become our "journalists" are particularly susceptible to the allure of the romantic version of communism, so the ranks of useful idiots in media are endemic.

But reality always intrudes upon the savagery and misery that is the ultimate result of every communist experiment. The Soviet Union fell in spite of 70 years of support from the West's left. China is a brutal regime frantically spinning to keep their economy from imploding (one child policy anyone?). Venezuela, Cuba, a bunch of African countries...all failing. And look to the North! Canada, in spite of abundant natural resources and a western work ethic has tumbled into the socialist sewer, courtesy of Castro's spawn, otherwise known as Justin Trudeau.

The evidence is clear that the grand experiment in perfecting Man has failed. All humanity got for it was misery, poverty, and death. All we have to do is teach history, and communism will be firmly planted in the dustbin of history. So why can't we do that?

Power. Communism is a tool to achieve power, not an end in itself. So discrediting it isn't enough...we must build a wall between the power inherent in government and its use for all but the most basic things. The founders of this great country understood that very well, but the desire for power among some overwhelmed even their prescience. They will never stop, so we cannot be complacent and assume that logic and reality will carry the day.

We had a great victory in November, and it may very well be an indication of a fundamental change in the American political and cultural psyche.

Now is the exactly perfect time to solidify those gains and build into our institutions a defense against the insanity that the Left uses to consolidate power. And to that end, the era of collegiality and accommodation and compromise is past. We see that attitude in Donald Trump's cabinet appointments, and we see it in his various pronouncements about Greenland and Panama and Gaza.

It is a return to American Exceptionalism, which is anathema to the communist experiment. And that is a very good thing!


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 I'm on it

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (fwDg9)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Empth!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (6K6Eu)

4 st

Posted by: RUReadingthis at December 26, 2024 11:01 AM (aQ25I)

5 th

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 11:01 AM (i0F8b)

6 (snicker)

Like we're going to let that happen.

Posted by: GOPe at December 26, 2024 11:02 AM (0eaVi)

7
Avogadro's numberth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 11:02 AM (xG4kz)

8 Great essay CBD. Echoes of 1980.

Nooding duties completed. *salutes*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 11:02 AM (RIvkX)

9 On by governments mass murdering their own citizens look up Democide

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:02 AM (fwDg9)

10 History's Greatest Monster is Karl Marx. There, I said it.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 11:03 AM (GxmKP)

11 It is a return to American Exceptionalism, which is anathema to the communist experiment. And that is a very good thing!


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




"There's nothing exceptional about America."

- - - - Barack Hussein Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Speaking of mass Murderers, wonder if Fauci is sweating out the next 26 days?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (fwDg9)

13 I have a great idea! Let's all wear nametags.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (RIvkX)

14 Take back the Greenland Canal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (63Dwl)

15
"There's nothing exceptional about America."

- - - - Barack Hussein Owebama
-----------
Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (6K6Eu)

16 Speaking of mass Murderers, wonder if Fauci is sweating out the next 26 days?
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (fwDg9)



He will flee to a non-extradition country, continue to collect his $400,000 taxpayer funded salary and live out his remaining years in the lap of luxury.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Certainly as a reader of military history, it is amazing how the Communists escaped blame, and the National Socialists got all fingers pointed at them.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:06 AM (fwDg9)

18 Willowed:

Is Fauci today's Mengele? RFKJ essentially says so:

https://tinyurl.com/3pe783yy

I would think it shouldn't be too hard to document a few cases with witnesses, if true.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 11:07 AM (Hbs7G)

19 One tool to help stop Socialism would be the elimination of the word "fairness." Too much Socialism sneaks in under that banner.

I'd ban the word "fair" unless you're rating a restaurant or talking about a place where kids can ride a carousel and pet goats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:07 AM (WPL6O)

20 Is Fauci today's Mengele? RFKJ essentially says so:

https://tinyurl.com/3pe783yy

I would think it shouldn't be too hard to document a few cases with witnesses, if true.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 11:07 AM (Hbs7G)



If Fauci actually goes down, Bill Gates damn sure better be right behind him. That guy is just as evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

21 The death tolls of Karl Marx and Mohammed are exceeded only by disease and natural causes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:09 AM (WPL6O)

22
Speaking of mass Murderers, wonder if Fauci is sweating out the next 26 days?
Posted by: Skip


He has nothing to worry about. He's America's doctor!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 11:09 AM (63Dwl)

23 The death tolls of Karl Marx and Mohammed are exceeded only by disease and natural causes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:09 AM (WPL6O)



Big Pharma, laughing, spreads it's wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Here is another great irony of Fascism and Communism - communism now lives as a radical intellectual affectation, but no government in the world actually tries to follow its ideas. China, for example, finds it useful to pay lip service to the concept, but in fact they’ve gone back to a strong form of the same Imperial Government they’ve had for 2300 years, with Xi arguably having more personal power than all but 2 or 3 of the old Emperors throughout history.
Fascism, although publicly derided, is followed in a “lite” form by almost every globalist affiliated government in the world today - especially in Europe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:10 AM (wyMQY)

25 The death tolls of Karl Marx and Mohammed are exceeded only by disease and natural causes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Guess who just took over as the deadliest disease, knocking Covid out of #1?

That's right!
The friend of every wetback, tuberculosis!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:11 AM (H9VzD)

26 He has nothing to worry about. He's America's doctor!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Eaten by hungry beagles and/or bitten by rabid bats. Fair.

Posted by: Little Rat Bastard at December 26, 2024 11:11 AM (G5+As)

27
I'd ban the word "fair" unless you're rating a restaurant or talking about a place where kids can ride a carousel and pet goats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:07 AM


when the kids were small, my response to the "that's not fair!!" complaint was fair is a weather forecast

they all use the word "equitable" now

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2024 11:12 AM (tljrc)

28 17 Certainly as a reader of military history, it is amazing how the Communists escaped blame, and the National Socialists got all fingers pointed at them.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:06 AM (fwDg9)

We were right.

Posted by: The John Birch Society at December 26, 2024 11:12 AM (wyMQY)

29 Then those Gatherers and Sharers showed up.

Posted by: Barliman Butterbur at December 26, 2024 11:12 AM (i0F8b)

30 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 11:13 AM (WXNFJ)

31 We were right.

Posted by: The John Birch Society at December 26, 2024 11:12 AM (wyMQY)

Yup. And they are a punch line now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2024 11:14 AM (d9fT1)

32 "Their use saved possibly 1,000,000 Allied military lives and probably millions of Japanese, yet their use was presented as at best a murky ethical issue, and at worst the beginning of the end of humanity."


The emperor of Japan had made his mind up that they would not surrender no matter how many japanese civilians died. If we had not dropped the Nukes the invasion of the japanese home islands would have resulted in over 1 million Allied casualties and possibly as many as 20 million japanese civilian deaths.


The firebombing would have continued and been increased as the invasion grew closer. Entire cities would have been burned to the ground as the japanese literally had nothing left to stop around the clock bombing. There would have been B-29 bombers over every large city in Japan every day and night without let up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 26, 2024 11:14 AM (Rcnd3)

33 Certainly as a reader of military history, it is amazing how the Communists escaped blame, and the National Socialists got all fingers pointed at them.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:06 AM (fwDg9)

Yep, that's a head-scratcher all right.

Posted by: Commies inside Western Gov'ts at December 26, 2024 11:14 AM (0eaVi)

34
- - - - Barack Hussein Owebama
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Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar

__________

Talk about your worst presidents and this guy is win, place or show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:14 AM (dxSpM)

35 Avogadro's numberth!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


* faints *

Posted by: the server hamsters at December 26, 2024 11:15 AM (DgGvY)

36
Hey what happened to the drone invasion story? 'Nation gripped by fear' and all that?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Conquer Greenland! at December 26, 2024 11:15 AM (/7KEl)

37 when the kids were small, my response to the "that's not fair!!" complaint was fair is a weather forecast

they all use the word "equitable" now

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2024 11:12 AM (tljrc)

Heh! I'll write that down.

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 11:15 AM (Yj6Os)

38 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:10 AM (wyMQY
====

This is a very good point often clouded by our overuse of the labels.

For example, many people think the poor receive social benefits and financial support from the government in "communist" China when in fact they receive nothing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 11:15 AM (RIvkX)

39 Dad joke #13,452.

Why does the Navy prefer recruits who can't swim?

They're more dedicated to defending the ship.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:15 AM (H9VzD)

40
Fascism, although publicly derided, is followed in a “lite” form by almost every globalist affiliated government in the world today - especially in Europe.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Public/Private partnership.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 11:16 AM (63Dwl)

41 I downloaded the communist manifesto ages ago but never read it. Still my impression is that Marx was at best a mediocre writer. But human nature was very ready to go "yeah, those that have more should give some of theirs to me, and I should have as much nice stuff as the heir or the super smart person just because I show up for work."

Except the nature of socialism and the stupid "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" tends to encourage being a needy never do well and discourage developing one's abilities or even getting a job.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 11:16 AM (UKUm3)

42 Now is the exactly perfect time to solidify those gains and build into our institutions a defense against the insanity that the Left uses to consolidate power.
_____________

We already have it: federalism. Need the SC to step up and restore it in full. Let the west coast vote to go full commie as long as I don't have to pay for it or live by their rules.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 11:18 AM (Dm8we)

43 We were right.
Posted by: The John Birch Society

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Joe MaCarthy at December 26, 2024 11:18 AM (WXNFJ)

44 it is amazing how the Communists escaped blame,

cue SCTV what fits in Mother Russia sketch

Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2024 11:18 AM (FhXTo)

45 Our tripartite government prevents some of the worst measures from being enacted while federalism keeps some of the same restricted to only certain geographical areas, but it also keeps healthy reform in check and restricted to just some states, not all. It’s the best system the founders could cobble together (after the failure of their first try). It has served us well, but will make it harder to set things right, thank God! (because it would be too easy to make things worse).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:18 AM (VnnhK)

46 the ultimate result of every communist experiment. The Soviet Union ... China ... Venezuela ... Cuba ... a bunch of African countries .... Canada

As further support, you could also put every American Democrat-ruled large city down in the footnotes.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 11:18 AM (yYWHi)

47 If we had not dropped the Nukes

The plan would have been GASSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 11:19 AM (FkCbE)

48 "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" tends to encourage being a needy never do well and discourage developing one's abilities or even getting a job.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2024 11:16 AM (UKUm3)

The Maynard G. Krebs school of socialism.

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 11:19 AM (Yj6Os)

49 Another example of the sheep frequently not knowing the difference between the wolf and the sheep dog,

Also I think to be able to return to the same level of exceptionalism we had in the past we need to stop the 'good enough' mindset that has been growing in the country. I think partly caused by third world immigration where that is the mind set.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 11:19 AM (D6PGr)

50
Certainly as a reader of military history, it is amazing how the Communists escaped blame, and the National Socialists got all fingers pointed at them.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:06 AM (fwDg9)

__________

The commies didn't go down in some firey storm, they just rotted out and disappeared. They re-emerged as oligarchs and strongmen to steal whatever remained. In the end, they never really believed in the creed they professed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:19 AM (dxSpM)

51 "that's not fair!! My dad would say life not fair

Posted by: doug at December 26, 2024 11:19 AM (Hy+R4)

52 Fascism was created by an Uber Marxist and made it a nationalist movement.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 11:21 AM (D6PGr)

53 It also let's the Communists point finger at Trump and MAGA as Nationalists hence NAZIS forgetting the NAZIS Socialism

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:21 AM (fwDg9)

54 A headstrong Chinese girl (Marlo Thomas) visiting the Cartwrights

?!!?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (FkCbE)

55 Even we couldn't make socialism work.

Posted by: The Germans at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (dg+HA)

56 Well done CBD! I enjoyed reading that so much I read it twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (W/lyH)

57 It's all about control.

The left would love nothing more than to have a pliable and dependent society to lord over. Dependent being the operative word.

The society we live in today is precariously teetering between dependency and self reliance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (Q4IgG)

58 Rich target environment:

https://tinyurl.com/ycx9xrtf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (Hbs7G)

59 Joseph Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi. It was the Jew hate that made him switch.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (D6PGr)

60 Speaking of History's Greatest Monsters, I visited the Jimmy Carter Library this past Monday. The place had his quotes on the walls in the museum part of the library at the various exhibits. To call those quotes anodyne would be complimentary.

James Earl Carter embodies the truism "For evil to prevail all it takes is for good men to do nothing." In a way he was worse than Obama, Clinton and even Biden because he provided lubrication for so many awful things, some of which we contend with to this day.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 26, 2024 11:23 AM (LaNzR)

61
"Yet we romanticize communism, or its more civilized (bowdlerized) term: socialism."

Karl Marx used the terms communism and socialism interchangeably in his writings.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin.
And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
~Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Speller at December 26, 2024 11:23 AM (pSotA)

62 "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

The joke in Soviet Russia was that the Politburo had no abilities but, "Oy! So many needs!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:23 AM (WPL6O)

63 Joseph Goebbels was a Marxist before he became a Nazi. It was the Jew hate that made him switch.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
__________

There's a quote, can't put my finger on it and it might be from Hitler, about the ease with which they gained converts from the communists.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 11:24 AM (Dm8we)

64 Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 11:02 AM (RIvkX)

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 11:22 AM (W/lyH)


Thank you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2024 11:25 AM (d9fT1)

65 Holiday Binge List !! currently on NF...or elsewhere
Golden Kamuy: returning Vtereans of the Russo-Japanees War duke it out on Hokkaido to find the missing gold,,sound familiar..excellent action series and solid History Buff stuff..
Orb:On the Movements of the Earth
another excellent time piece in 15th century Poland where astrologists are discovering the Earth is NOT the center of the Universe and the battle for truth with the RC Inquisition begins...excellent drama and Nowak ther Inquisitor would have made a nice addition to The Lives of Others....


Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2024 11:25 AM (+t9Oi)

66 Public/Private partnership.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 11:16 AM (63Dwl)

What's amazing is that I always thought this would mean government dominating privately owned concerns - but now I realize that (as in the case of big pharma) it's turned into private concerns dominating the government, at the expense of all others. It's morphing back into a slightly updated version of all of the bad old autacracies and oligarchies of the past, in a James Caan Rollerball world version. The Powers want to run things as suits them, and the people are just their cattle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:26 AM (wyMQY)

67
There's a quote, can't put my finger on it and it might be from Hitler, about the ease with which they gained converts from the communists.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 11:24 AM (Dm8we)

_________

After 1933, the SA was swamped with applications from former communists. They were referred to as "beefsteaks": brown on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:27 AM (dxSpM)

68 kai bird the son of an arabist state department drone, wrote the source material, for the film, American Prometheus yes nearly 80 years later the naivete of the intelligentsia is a little enraging

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 11:27 AM (dJR17)

69 Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2024 11:25 AM (+t9Oi)

astrologists?

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 11:28 AM (Yj6Os)

70 45 TLDR: it will take as long (or longer) to fix things as it did to them up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:28 AM (VnnhK)

71 I have posted numerous times of our ability to recognize and prevail over issues throughout our history that could and would have resulted in the destruction of the most exceptional country on the planet, if not rectified, with an unbroken record of success. Been ridiculed, discounted and ignored from time to time in my belief, none of which has had the slightest effect.

What I saw in the election was one more example of my country. I fully understand this wasn't the ending, but perhaps the end of the beginning, with the rest of the task remaining. And am perfectly comfortable with the ultimate ending, total victory.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 26, 2024 11:29 AM (hKoQL)

72

Rachel Carson killed more people than Adolf Hitler...

Posted by: Just Sayin... at December 26, 2024 11:29 AM (VLH5c)

73 Regarding Communists and Cuba, I am doubtful that Vlad Putin has much interest in Cuba these days, other than as a bell to ring to make the dogs in DC salivate. The country is falling apart, and if Russia is providing any aid at all, it sure falls far short of what is needed.

The Soviet Russian supported Cuba big-time, because they were in the business of exporting revolution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (8zz6B)

74 12 Speaking of mass Murderers, wonder if Fauci is sweating out the next 26 days?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (fwDg9)
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How about the rest of his miserable life?

Posted by: Ciampino - go all the way at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (i0xsb)

75 if not for Stalin knocking out the Social Democrats, the Nazis would not have getten a shot at the big ring, the joke about antifascism, that Jan Valtin nee Albert Krug had noted,

some people who had been naive like William Bullitt did catch a clue when he was posted to Moskva, so did many of the other riga school of Sovietolgists like Kennan

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (dJR17)

76 70 mess them up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (VnnhK)

77
What I saw in the election was one more example of my country. I fully understand this wasn't the ending, but perhaps the end of the beginning, with the rest of the task remaining. And am perfectly comfortable with the ultimate ending, total victory.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 26, 2024 11:29 AM (hKoQL)

__________

"The United States will always do the right thing after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (dxSpM)

78 Rachel Carson killed more people than Adolf Hitler...
Posted by: Just Sayin.
_____________

True. But the feds may have killed even more with their food pyramid.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 11:31 AM (Dm8we)

79 72> I will be using a different nic.

Posted by: just saying at December 26, 2024 11:32 AM (Uy/WF)

80 I thought Venezuela was using some of their oil money to prop up Cuba.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:34 AM (VnnhK)

81 I thought Venezuela was using some of their oil money to prop up Cuba.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:34 AM (VnnhK)




I miss Chavez the Hugo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Now is the exactly perfect time to solidify those gains and build into our institutions a defense against the insanity that the Left uses to consolidate power.

It's a bit early for New Year's resolutions, but I like this one.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 11:35 AM (xCA6C)

83 Well a pardon would make him breath easier

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:35 AM (fwDg9)

84 80 I thought Venezuela was using some of their oil money to prop up Cuba.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:34 AM (VnnhK)

It ran out. Venezuela never invested any money into keeping it's oil production going, and they chased Chevron and all the other western companies out of the country. So their oil production is going the way of Cuba's sugar production.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:35 AM (wyMQY)

85 The only reason Hitler and the Nazis didn't like Stalin and the Soviets is that they were competing for the same followers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 11:35 AM (dgnIS)

86 yes they get sugar and cuba get's oil but most of its managerial sector can't get the power grid to work

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 11:35 AM (dJR17)

87 >>>And of course the half-wits who become our "journalists" are particularly susceptible to the allure of the romantic version of communism ...

... as are 20-something political interns.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (VnUSN)

88 I'm having a hard time thinking of anything with a vaster delta than communism between reality and how it's described. Come for the equality and brotherhood of man. Stay for the firing squads, starvation, and rapes. More flowery words have been written in support of what amounts to a death cult than anything else I can think of.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

89 Dan Ackroyd and Jim Belushi in fedoras, taking the stage from a legend like Cab Calaway, would have been my cue to leave the theatre.

I may have mentioned here on the HQ that I've seen many little acts open for big acts, and I can tell you that it doesn't go that way.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (lhenN)

90 Rachel Carson killed more people than Adolf Hitler...

Had it not been for the Media, which promoted her book far and wide as the condemnation of civilization they wanted, her impact would have been the same as Lyndon LaRouche.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (WPL6O)

91 The only reason Hitler and the Nazis didn't like Stalin and the Soviets is that they were competing for the same followers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
___________

I'm not sure Hitler didn't like, or at least admire, Stalin. He praised him repeatedly, pretty much up to the end.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 11:37 AM (Dm8we)

92 It ran out. Venezuela never invested any money into keeping it's oil production going, and they chased Chevron and all the other western companies out of the country. So their oil production is going the way of Cuba's sugar production.

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
--Milton Friedman.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 11:37 AM (xCA6C)

93 I thought Venezuela was using some of their oil money to prop up Cuba.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 26, 2024 11:34 AM (VnnhK)

Venezuela got the Cuban Disease, and their oil production has fallen off a cliff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 11:38 AM (8zz6B)

94
Communism

Always the same promises
Always the same catastrophes
Always the same excuses
Always the same scapegoats

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:38 AM (dxSpM)

95 venezuela purged most of their managerial class or drove them into exile, Rosneft invested a pretty penny, but Sechin is kind of a dumb version of the Siloviki so it hasn't gone well

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 11:38 AM (dJR17)

96 headstrong Chinese girl (Marlo Thomas) visiting the Cartwrights

"A Pink Cloud Comes from Old Cathay" April 1964

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 11:39 AM (zdLoL)

97 We are going to have to do a forced march through the institutions to undo the damage done.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 11:39 AM (lXCUP)

98 The Powers want to run things as suits them, and the people are just their cattle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:26 AM (wyMQY)

The concept of the elite is a hard one to argue against. People can be divided into categories, and with the right (wrong) perspective, it's possible for people who have accomplished much, in one realm or another, to look at the suckers and losers, and wonder... "why do they exist?"

So while many don't want to even acknowledge the question, there are many in the elite class who have an answer: "They shouldn't." Or if they must, they should be turned into something that we waste fewer (scarce) resources on.

And here we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:39 AM (M6rkE)

99 Dan Ackroyd and Jim Belushi in fedoras

We may have found your problem.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 11:41 AM (zdLoL)

100 Communism

Always the same promises
Always the same catastrophes
Always the same excuses
Always the same scapegoats
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Real communism has never been tried!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 11:41 AM (L/fGl)

101 I hope that you are all celebrating Kwanzaa, as I have since childhood!

Posted by: Drunken Kamala Harris! at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (uxCna)

102 Nazism was still largely ethnically based, over class based, hence they earned the loyalty of the Harzberg magnates when they jettisoned nationalization

the ruling class in Venezuela, headed by Cabello, one of chavez's musketeers, expanded into the regional economy with the Sun Cartel, somewhat similar to Maher Assad and the Captagon trade,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (dJR17)

103 Dan Ackroyd and Jim Belushi in fedoras, taking the stage from a legend like Cab Calaway, would have been my cue to leave the theatre.

I may have mentioned here on the HQ that I've seen many little acts open for big acts, and I can tell you that it doesn't go that way.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (lhenN)

Quite the contrary. Blues Brothers was a huge opportunity for some of those under-appreciated performers to get their stuff out to a new audience, and make some serious money in their retirement years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (8zz6B)

104 Fun fact: Eva Braun dated both Hitler and Stalin.

Hitler: Eva told me she wanted to be dorked in the squeakhole but she kept Stalin!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (FkCbE)

105 I hope that you are all celebrating Kwanzaa, as I have since childhood!
Posted by: Drunken Kamala Harris! at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (uxCna)



"Dis bish be cray."


= = = = = Kamala's Mom

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

106 American exceptionalism came about when there were tangible results. Building, manufacturing, winning a World War and going to the moon.
Despite all the technology we produce very little that displays exceptionalism.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 11:43 AM (XTmTf)

107 Had it not been for the Media, which promoted her book far and wide as the condemnation of civilization they wanted, her impact would have been the same as Lyndon LaRouche.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (WPL6O)

Well sure. If corporate media didn't constantly promote Taylor Swift, she'd be singing in a bar somewhere. Or waitressing in one.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:44 AM (M6rkE)

108 72

Rachel Carson killed more people than Adolf Hitler...

Posted by: Just Sayin... at December 26, 2024 11:29 AM (VLH5c)
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Bitch had to know that the eggshell data was bogus.
I was an undergrad at the time (Chemistry & Biology) and even to my inexperienced mind it looked suspicious.

Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with data at December 26, 2024 11:44 AM (i0xsb)

109 The Soviet Russian supported Cuba big-time, because they were in the business of exporting revolution.

Cuba was important from a propaganda standpoint, because it was the sexy, Third World form of Communism, as opposed to the grey, bureaucratic form of Communism in the USSR and satellites.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 11:44 AM (uxCna)

110 That bird strike that caused an airliner to crash had a lot of similarities to anti-aircraft missle strike.

https://is.gd/9GhYWQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (L/fGl)

111 Fun fact: Eva Braun dated both Hitler and Stalin.

Hitler: Eva told me she wanted to be dorked in the squeakhole but she kept Stalin!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 11:42 AM (FkCbE)
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I heard the opposite. Hitler told Eva "let's not Russian to this."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (Hbs7G)

112 Funny tweet I saw:

"If we had communism, I would be building gardens, teaching classes on my farm, creating organizing spaces, and cultivating resources for my community. So basically what I'm planning to do anyway but without having to fight capitalism."

Reply:

"YOUR farm?"

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (sMwSS)

113 Despite all the technology we produce very little that displays exceptionalism.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 11:43 AM (XTmTf)

We came up with dick pills.

But that was basically an accident.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (M6rkE)

114
Despite all the technology we produce very little that displays exceptionalism.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 11:43 AM (XTmTf)

__________

Nonsense. We hold in our hands small devices that can tap into the wealth of the world's knowledge snf use them to watch TikTok videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (dxSpM)

115
The concept of the elite is a hard one to argue against. People can be divided into categories, and with the right (wrong) perspective, it's possible for people who have accomplished much, in one realm or another, to look at the suckers and losers, and wonder... "why do they exist?"

So while many don't want to even acknowledge the question, there are many in the elite class who have an answer: "They shouldn't." Or if they must, they should be turned into something that we waste fewer (scarce) resources on.

And here we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:39 AM (M6rkE)

"It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (wyMQY)

116 104
Good one!

Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with data at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (i0xsb)

117 Venezuela never invested any money into keeping it's oil production going, and they chased Chevron and all the other western companies out of the country. So their oil production is going the way of Cuba's sugar production.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Now Mexico's marxist president is sending oil to Cuba, but only about a quarter of what Venezuela did.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (YgJcx)

118 Hear, hear! Nice Rant.

But remember, and it's just limited to some of the citizenship -

277. Screw Ireland. And the Irish.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Reportedly, roughly 10% of the citizenship of the USA claims to be, or are descendants of, and a high percentage are easily influenced by the Clintons, Obamas, Bidens, etc.

PS - Mostly Irish, not one to stay in line. 😉

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (NFX2v)

119 Every high school should be required to assign The Black Book of Communism as mandatory reading.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (v6JzV)

120
Credentials are handed out by universities, and the universities are in the total control of Marxists.

It will take a lot to sort that out.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (q5rNo)

121 That bird strike that caused an airliner to crash had a lot of similarities to anti-aircraft missle strike.

https://is.gd/9GhYWQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Precisely.
Posted by: Big Bird Drone Corporation

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (H9VzD)

122 112 Funny tweet I saw:

"If we had communism, I would be building gardens, teaching classes on my farm, creating organizing spaces, and cultivating resources for my community. So basically what I'm planning to do anyway but without having to fight capitalism."

Reply:

"YOUR farm?"
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (sMwSS)

Nice.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (VnUSN)

123 Had it not been for the Media, which promoted her book far and wide as the condemnation of civilization they wanted, her impact would have been the same as Lyndon LaRouche.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (WPL6O)



Had the discussion over the holiday. Spencer Rattler, 3rd string QB for the Saints is a product of the media overhyping a very little talent for some unknown reason. He was ran out of OU on a rail, was VERY mediocre at best at South Carolina, yet was a Heisman candidate every year and actually got drafted by an NFL team.

I'm fully aware that 3rd string QB's aren't incredibly talented and rarely see the field, but that guy should've never been drafted due to his actual performance in the college game. But the media hyped him up so much, he went to SC billed as the "best pure passer the SEC has ever seen."

WTF?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Talk about your worst presidents and this guy is win, place or show.

Obama would be behind Wilson and LBJ on my list. So, “show”.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2024 11:48 AM (QZThv)

125 The bomb, in addition to turning Japan into Stalingrad with mass sfarvation and momasans eating their babies, it headed off the Soviets from invading, dividing and enslaving half the island indefinitely.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 26, 2024 11:48 AM (wBaIH)

126 A penny saved is a penny earned.

Biden Removes $10 Million Dollar Bounty on Terrorist Abu Mohammed Al-Jokani

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 11:48 AM (L/fGl)

127 Credentials are handed out by universities, and the universities are in the total control of Marxists.

It will take a lot to sort that out.
Posted by: Auspex


Easiest way? Require results. Fire them when they can't produce.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:48 AM (H9VzD)

128 106 American exceptionalism came about when there were tangible results. Building, manufacturing, winning a World War and going to the moon. Despite all the technology we produce very little that displays exceptionalism.

OTOH: The Musk-Led Manufacturing Revolution Nobody Is Talking About

https://is.gd/duDGwu

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 11:48 AM (xCA6C)

129 Quite the contrary. Blues Brothers was a huge opportunity for some of those under-appreciated performers to get their stuff out to a new audience, and make some serious money in their retirement years.

And Landis had to fight the studio over that - the studio wanted him to use contemporary R&B acts (like Boyz II Men), and Landis insisted on using classic blues people, several of whom weren't getting a lot of work by the late '70s.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 11:49 AM (uxCna)

130 —that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (wyMQY)

Who said that? Was it Stalin or Hitler?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:49 AM (M6rkE)

131 Talk about your worst presidents and this guy is win, place or show.

Obama would be behind Wilson and LBJ on my list. So, “show”.
Posted by: Ian S.


Carter is worst. Until another president comes along and cedes territory.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:49 AM (H9VzD)

132 And Landis had to fight the studio over that - the studio wanted him to use contemporary R&B acts (like Boyz II Men), and Landis insisted on using classic blues people, several of whom weren't getting a lot of work by the late '70s.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 11:49 AM (uxCna)

And that's one of the main things that makes that movie so memorable - like Aretha's R E S P E C T number. It would just be another forgotten SNL movie without those pieces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 11:50 AM (wyMQY)

133 Carter is worst. Until another president comes along and cedes territory.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:49 AM (H9VzD)



"MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!"

- - - - - Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

134 Carter is worst. Until another president comes along and cedes territory.

What did Carter do that was worse than paying women to have fatherless kids?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2024 11:51 AM (QZThv)

135
"it headed off the Soviets from invading, dividing and enslaving half the island indefinitely."

The Russians never had the naval ability to make such a scenario possible.
They couldn't have supported it

Posted by: Speller at December 26, 2024 11:51 AM (pSotA)

136 112 So basically what I'm planning to do anyway but without having to fight capitalism."

I remember when that series came out. The question is "When communism takes over America, what will you be doing?"

Someone should have asked her that if she already had a farm, why wasn't she teaching? What was it about capitalism that was stopping her?

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 11:52 AM (lXCUP)

137 I'm not sure Hitler didn't like, or at least admire, Stalin. He praised him repeatedly, pretty much up to the end.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

My Russian class at DLI went to hear talk given by Stalin's interpreter, who had just put out his memoirs.

During the question period afterwards, someone (I think it may even have been yours truly), asked him how Hitler and Stalin really felt about each other.

His answer was "Oni obozhalis' drug druga." "They adored each other."

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 11:52 AM (v6JzV)

138 Archimedes, Musk the Innovator.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 11:52 AM (XTmTf)

139 113 Despite all the technology we produce very little that displays exceptionalism.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 11:43 AM (XTmTf)

We came up with dick pills.

But that was basically an accident.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:45 AM (M6rkE)
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The blue pill was from the UK if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with the thing that goes up at December 26, 2024 11:54 AM (i0xsb)

140 Even a broken clock finds an acorn twice a day.

CNN's Jennings: Democrats Are the Party of Uncommon Nonsense

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 11:55 AM (L/fGl)

141 I watched "Oppenheimer" last night, and the ridiculousness of its presentation of communism was embarrassing.

--------------

I read the book upon which the film was based -- "American Prometheus", a great read & time-capsule that was researched & written by two authors over a 25-year period -- and was fascinated by the following observation & claim (the result of the Great Depression falsely being blamed on the "evils of capitalism"

"The Depression had caused many Americans to reconsider their political outlook. Nowhere was this truer than in California. In 1930, three out of every four California voters were registered Republicans; eight years later, Democrats outnumbered Republicans by a margin of two to one. In 1934, the muckraking writer Upton Sinclair nearly won the governorship with his radical platform to End Poverty in California (EPIC)."

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 26, 2024 11:55 AM (z3WOQ)

142 138 Archimedes, Musk the Innovator.

Some day he'll be mentioned in the same breath as Ford, Carnegie, and Rockefeller. If he keeps going at the pace he is now, it'll be DaVinci and Newton.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 11:56 AM (xCA6C)

143 I remember when that series came out. The question is "When communism takes over America, what will you be doing?"

Someone should have asked her that if she already had a farm, why wasn't she teaching? What was it about capitalism that was stopping her?
Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 11:52 AM (lXCUP)

No doubt she figured that under Communism, students would be obliged to come to her farm to be re-educated. Because she's elite, yannow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 11:56 AM (8zz6B)

144 I'm fully aware that 3rd string QB's aren't incredibly talented and rarely see the field, but that guy should've never been drafted due to his actual performance in the college game. But the media hyped him up so much, he went to SC billed as the "best pure passer the SEC has ever seen."

WTF?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

I watched that game (stuck around relatives). I thought "well there's another one."

Meaning, one of those running QB's teams are enamored with these days. Few of them have the talent to play that style. But they're going to get drafted, and sometimes it seems it's based on skin color.

Funny enough, after the game was out of hand, GB put in their backup QB... and yep. There's another one.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:56 AM (43ETV)

145 Capitalism is the greatest economic theory known to man.

It's corruption and greed that ruin it. Just like everything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Someone should have asked her that if she already had a farm, why wasn't she teaching? What was it about capitalism that was stopping her

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She strikes me as one who would claim birth control is not accessible despite being $8 a month because she would still have to pay for it rather than get it free

that darn capitalism

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 11:57 AM (sMwSS)

147 Just based on the casualty numbers from the Battle of Okinawa, Hiroshima and Nagasaki undoubtedly save the lives of 1 million American and British servicemen, 2 million Japanese soldiers and airmen, and 2 to 5 million Japanese civilians.

73 million human beings died in World War 2, which lasted for 2,192 days, which averages to 33,303 deaths per day. Which means the total casualties from the two atomic bombings was about a week and a half worth of casualties in the big picture.

No wonder the great Paul Fussell wrote so compellingly in favor of their use in his essay "Thank God For The Atom Bomb."

Posted by: Sharkman at December 26, 2024 11:57 AM (4mDu5)

148 Communism is murderous and evil, but "free markets" can also go wrong. Our greatest threat may be the globalists that are engineering much of our current demise.

"Free Markets" done right motivate the individual to work hard and succeed. But now we have the too big to fail/jails that bought government to gain advantages, down to even persecuting Musk (and Trump) for supporting the wrong candidate.

That is not "free markets done right", but that massive cash flow from stock manipulations and "gaming" has given us Soros and a host of other leftist billionaires, that conspire together outside our government in various groups (IMF, WEF, etc.) and Foundations.

The "passive bid" of free market workers across the America (those that trust government will make sure markets give them their 15% if they just feed their savings into the market machine) has twisted a lot of the invisible hand to the point we have trillions in market bubble, and an unknown future since that helped fund "infinite debt".

In one sense that is the "next time we'll do free markets right" side of free markets, but it has still been much better than the raw power of communism in its various forms ... I think.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 26, 2024 11:58 AM (Cus5s)

149 It's corruption and greed that ruin it. Just like everything else.
Posted by: Sponge

Satan is the reason why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 11:58 AM (v6JzV)

150 The evidence is clear that the grand experiment in perfecting Man has failed. All humanity got for it was misery, poverty, and death.
Marxism tries to remove the concept of man as sinful. In trying to make Man God, it eschews Original Sin.

So, when reality intrudes - as it always does - when you "perfect" Man, you just get a more perfect sinner. Naturally, you get more misery, poverty, and death.

Appropriately for Christmas, there is only one way of perfecting Man, and that is through Jesus the Christ. And it's not an improvement easily measured in better people, though Christians do become better people as God works in their life. The perfection is in the covering of our sins by the sacrifice of Jesus, redeeming us in the eyes of God.

But, Marx was an anti-Christian, and it shows in his works. And in their fruits.

Posted by: GWB at December 26, 2024 11:58 AM (WlvCt)

151 What did Carter do that was worse than paying women to have fatherless kids?
Posted by: Ian S.


Have up the Panama Canal.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 11:58 AM (H9VzD)

152 The blue pill was from the UK if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with the thing that goes up at December 26, 2024 11:54 AM (i0xsb)

There goes that theory then.

We don't do anything right. The Colonel's secret recipe, maybe.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 11:59 AM (43ETV)

153 And that's one of the main things that makes that movie so memorable - like Aretha's R E S P E C T number. It would just be another forgotten SNL movie without those pieces.

It was also a love letter to late 1970s Chicago.

Since I lived in Chicago in the late 1970s, I approve.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2024 12:00 PM (uxCna)

154 they were very resentful of the campaign against sinclair, who was a useful idiot, it was even part of the netflix series, mank about the collaborator with wells,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 26, 2024 12:00 PM (dJR17)

155 But, Marx was an anti-Christian, and it shows in his works. And in their fruits.
Posted by: GWB


He was also a huge Jew-hater. Hitler supposedly read Marx, and got a lot of his anti-Jewish notions from him.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:00 PM (v6JzV)

156
In 1934, the muckraking writer Upton Sinclair nearly won the governorship with his radical platform to End Poverty in California (EPIC)."
Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House!

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"Nearly won"? Merriam beat Sinclair by 13 percentage points.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:00 PM (dxSpM)

157 Land of the free, home of the brave.

It’s Official: Alec Baldwin Gets off Scot-Free in “Rust” Shooting After Appeal Is Withdrawn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (L/fGl)

158 CNN journalists who spoke anonymously to The Washington Post this week said they believe they are losing viewers because the network hasn't been hard enough on Trump.

lol

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (Y1sOo)

159
Satan is the reason why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 11:58 AM (v6JzV)



But following him seems to yield nice results in the here and now, as long as you don't mind the afterlife part while here.

I know quite a few greedy assholes living it up while I mire in mediocrity and pain. Evil wins, a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

160 We don't do anything right. The Colonel's secret recipe, maybe.
Posted by: BurtTC


Cathy Ireland.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (v6JzV)

161
It’s Official: Alec Baldwin Gets off Scot-Free in “Rust” Shooting After Appeal Is Withdrawn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (L/fGl)



I want to go on the new Match Game with him as host just so I can say, in the middle of a round, "Don't shoot" as I raise my hands.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

162 103
'Blues Brothers was a huge opportunity for some of those under-appreciated performers'

Yeah. Practically the whole point of the movie was to appreciate black blues & rock performers. Aykroyd and Belushi weren't trying to overshadow them. they were amplifying them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:02 PM (3wi/L)

163 Capitalism is the greatest economic theory known to man.

It's corruption and greed that ruin it. Just like everything else.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

It's been said communism is like the nukular family. I do things for you, because I love you.

Capitalism, when done right, doesn't require me to give two shits about you. If you have what I want, and I have what you want, we exchange them.

Scrooge was more right than Fezziwig.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:03 PM (akqX4)

164 Imagine, for a minute, that the atomic bomb did not exist in 1945. Why would an invasion of the Japanese home islands be absolutely necessary? Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:03 PM (8zz6B)

165 CNN journalists who spoke anonymously to The Washington Post this week said they believe they are losing viewers because the network hasn't been hard enough on Trump.

lol

Yeah, that's it.


I, for one, hope they ramp up their anti-Trump efforts. Come on, guys, let's see some commitment!

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 12:03 PM (xCA6C)

166 OT, but does anyone here remember the name of the American-born grande horizontale whose portrait was featured on the Art Thread last week?

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)

167 No wonder the great Paul Fussell wrote so compellingly in favor of their use in his essay "Thank God For The Atom Bomb."
Posted by: Sharkman at December 26, 2024 11:57 AM (4mDu5)



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/V4kzCBQg-qQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

168 All forms of Marxism are highly-addictive, bottom-self intoxicants for losers.

Losers who have failed at every game in life but salve their ego by imagining they'll be made winners by the elimination of the competition.

Attempting to explain that their plans always require the wholesale extermination of millions is as useful as telling a crackhead to stop smoking free crack.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 26, 2024 12:04 PM (MC8h6)

169 Scrooge was more right than Fezziwig.
Posted by: BurtTC

Fezziwig threw better parties, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (v6JzV)

170 Imagine, for a minute, that the atomic bomb did not exist in 1945. Why would an invasion of the Japanese home islands be absolutely necessary? Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.

For one thing, tens of thousands were dying daily in the occupied territories and the home islands. Thus, any delay in ending the war would have resulted in enormous additional deaths.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C)

171
Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:03 PM (8zz6B)

_________

How many Japanese die? How many people in Japanese-occupied territory? How many prisoners of war? The US Navy took a terrific beating off Okinawa. Subduing Japan would have been far worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (dxSpM)

172 Death Cult.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2024 12:06 PM (jgmnb)

173 CNN journalists who spoke anonymously to The Washington Post this week said they believe they are losing viewers because the network hasn't been hard enough on Trump.
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M ake
A sylums
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A gain

There are a lot of people out there that should be committed. It's not like they're going to "just get better" on their own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

174 Imagine, for a minute, that the atomic bomb did not exist in 1945. Why would an invasion of the Japanese home islands be absolutely necessary? Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


After four years of war, the home front was getting tired of it all.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:06 PM (H9VzD)

175 164 Imagine, for a minute, that the atomic bomb did not exist in 1945. Why would an invasion of the Japanese home islands be absolutely necessary? Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:03 PM (8zz6B)

There was no reason to invade, as you have pointed out. We just wanted the whole matter finished.

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 12:06 PM (PCK5/)

176 The only way CNN could get worse would be for Stelter to do all of his reports wearing a negligee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 12:07 PM (URPU1)

177 Cathy Ireland.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:01 PM (v6JzV)

If the photos I'm seeing online are up to date, I'd have to say you are right.

Sadly, she's been married to the same man since 1988.

So it doesn't help me any.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:07 PM (wpZtv)

178 114
Nonsense. We hold in our hands small devices that can tap into the wealth of the world's knowledge snf use them to watch TikTok videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 11:46 AM (dxSpM)
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Most importantly, Cat TikTok videos.

Posted by: Ciampino - trouble with the thing that goes up? at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (i0xsb)

179 >What did Carter do that was worse than paying women to have fatherless kids?
Posted by: Ian S.


he endorsed the Islamic Revolution in Iran

Posted by: relay at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)

180 >Quite the contrary. Blues Brothers was a huge opportunity for some of those under-appreciated performers to get their stuff out to a new audience, and make some serious money in their retirement years.

>And Landis had to fight the studio over that - the studio wanted him to use contemporary R&B acts (like Boyz II Men), and Landis insisted on using classic blues people, several of whom weren't getting a lot of work by the late '70s.

I'm going to invent a time machine just so I can erase "Easy Listening" sappy love songs.

The same way there were many great movies that were almost made (EG Orson Welles would have been Baron Harkonnen) you hear stories about disasters averted.

Studio suits would have cast Nick Cage and Sean Connery as Aragorn and Gandalf. I love those actors but just no.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (lhenN)

181 People conflate Capitalism with Free Enterprise.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (i0F8b)

182 Looks appreciation lots conditionally to trump voters am already regretting their votes. It that more than thing currently, and grow. Vice president harris will definitely won conditionally the to election were hold again

Posted by: Sid at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (dMxnx)

183 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE COUNTS TO THREE.

Steelers Legend Ben Roethlisberger Rips NFL for Christmas Games, Making Teams Play 3 Times in 11 Days: “It’s Miserable”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (L/fGl)

184 New thread up

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 12:08 PM (4neFu)

185 168 All forms of Marxism are highly-addictive, bottom-self intoxicants for losers.

I have a cousin who said to me that he supported Socialism and if it came to this country, would I go after him?

He was not ready for my answer: "If that happens here, you and your kind are no longer human and I will kill you with a smile on my face and a song in my heart."

So if you're curious as to why I don't show up to the Thanksgiving gathering any more, that's one example.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (lXCUP)

186 If the photos I'm seeing online are up to date, I'd have to say you are right.

Sadly, she's been married to the same man since 1988.

So it doesn't help me any.
Posted by: BurtTC


She's also a big anti-abortion advocate. She was one of those leading the fight against that awful abortion referendum that passed in California.

And she has aged very nicely.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (v6JzV)

187 Sadly, she's been married to the same man since 1988.

So it doesn't help me any.
Posted by: BurtTC
__________

She did a movie, ended up on MST3k. Can't remember the name.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (Dm8we)

188 I’m late to this thread but you mentioned Canada and Trudeau CBD…. Trump is cracking me up he keeps referencing Canada as a state and Trudeau as governor… he also urged Wayne Gretzky to run for guv of Canada…. He’s hilarious

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 26, 2024 12:09 PM (t3Itw)

189 For one thing, tens of thousands were dying daily in the occupied territories and the home islands. Thus, any delay in ending the war would have resulted in enormous additional deaths.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C)

Thing is, we are often presented a false dichotomy: use the A-bomb vs. massive, and hugely costly invasion of the Home Islands. I'm suggesting that a third option, containment, was on the table, but neglected. Obviously, use of the a-bomb was the best option, and I support it, but it was not the only alternative to an invasion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:10 PM (8zz6B)

190 164 Imagine, for a minute, that the atomic bomb did not exist in 1945. Why would an invasion of the Japanese home islands be absolutely necessary? Establish and maintain air superiority over the islands, control the seas around them, and continue with regular bombing raids, and simply wear them down, and starve them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And 1mm(?) dead civilians from bombings and starvation (and dead POWs and US airmen). There are probably estimates on how many German and other civilians died from Allied bombing to get an approximation for Japan. Who knows, maybe the Emporer and the military junta would have capitulated. Hard to say, but probably more than likely many fewer casualties with the a-bomb.

Posted by: WEF at December 26, 2024 12:10 PM (fs1hN)

191 /off gobalist sock

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (fs1hN)

192 I got halfway through the Tim Curry reading of A Christmas Carol, and will finish the rest today.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (lhenN)

193 >>>Fascism has been discredited as a political philosophy

Fascism has only been discredited by name. The philosophy behind it, aka Corporatism, is alive and well. The use of powerful corporations by the government to facilitate their reign is prevalent throughout the West, including in the USA.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (vlXMQ)

194 Scrooge was more right than Fezziwig.
Posted by: BurtTC

Fezziwig threw better parties, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (v6JzV)

If you work for a company that throws Christmas parties, and you getting to bang Carol from Accounting means you'll work harder after the holidays, then that just means Carol from Accounting is part of your salary. Or a "fringe benefit," if you want to call it that, but it's still compensation for your labor.

Now, if that's part of ol' Fezziwig's thought process, then I'd call that Scroogian, but really, I don't think Fezziwig knows about Carol from Accounting.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 12:12 PM (wpZtv)

195 Looks like lots if Trump voters are already regretting their votes. It's a big thing now, and growing. Vice President Harris would definitely win if the election was held again.

*****************

People are already saying we need to bring back asylums, you don't have to keep selling it

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now Evaluating the Best Wagshambas of 2024 at December 26, 2024 12:13 PM (sMwSS)

196
I'm suggesting that a third option, containment, was on the table, but neglected.

__________

Containment might have been an alternative if we didn't have the atomic bomb. But we had it and if we had it we were going to use it. Nobody at the time quibbled about that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 12:15 PM (dxSpM)

197 The Christmas Spirit is alive and well.

Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm going to guess Hispanics at December 26, 2024 12:16 PM (i0xsb)

198 197 I did not know Sky Harbor had a 24/7 Waffle House.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 26, 2024 12:17 PM (gm9Sb)

199 Now, if that's part of ol' Fezziwig's thought process, then I'd call that Scroogian, but really, I don't think Fezziwig knows about Carol from Accounting.
Posted by: BurtTC


He might not know Carol, but I'll be he knows Carl from Accounting. IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (H9VzD)

200 193 >>>Fascism has been discredited as a political philosophy

Fascism has only been discredited by name. The philosophy behind it, aka Corporatism, is alive and well. The use of powerful corporations by the government to facilitate their reign is prevalent throughout the West, including in the USA.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 26, 2024 12:11 PM (vlXMQ)
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Benito would concur.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Mussolini swagger at December 26, 2024 12:18 PM (i0xsb)

201 The Christmas Spirit is alive and well.

Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police

https://tinyurl.com/bddjnhv8

Posted by: Ciampino


We had two or three separate incidents across N Texas yesterday and Tuesday.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 12:20 PM (H9VzD)

202 197
'Christmas family dispute leads to 3 shot, 1 stabbed at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: police'

No identities revealed by the police.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 12:24 PM (3wi/L)

203 Thing is, we are often presented a false dichotomy: use the A-bomb vs. massive, and hugely costly invasion of the Home Islands. I'm suggesting that a third option, containment, was on the table, but neglected. Obviously, use of the a-bomb was the best option, and I support it, but it was not the only alternative to an invasion.

Ah, I did not understand your point. Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

204 I agree with your essay, but I would add that we're fighting man's sinful nature. Without God, we're always looking out for #1, one way or another, even when we're 'nice people.'

John Adams warned us: "... Should the people of America once become capable of that deep simulation [that is, hypocrisy] towards one another, and towards foreign nations, which assumes the language of justice and moderation while it is practicing iniquity and extravagance, and displays in the most captivating manner the charming pictures of candor, frankness, and sincerity, while it is rioting in rapine and insolence, this country will be the most miserable habitation in the world; because we have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion.

'Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

Posted by: Beverly at December 26, 2024 12:34 PM (Epeb0)

205 Footnote: the Communists and 'fellow travelers' in the Free World ONLY turned against the National Socialists when Hitler broke the Hitler-Stalin Pact (Molotov-Ribbentrop) and attacked the Soviet Union in the second year of WWII.

Up to that point, they were pumping out propaganda urging Americans to stay OUT of the war, because of the dirty deal Stalin made with Hitler to carve up Poland between them. See, e.g., Dalton Trumbo's book "Johnny Got His Gun." (The bastard Trumbo was a committed Stalinist to the end of his days.) But as soon as Hitler attacked the USSR, US Communists were ordered to do a 180 and feign being American patriots, to get us into the war on the Soviet side.

Posted by: Beverly at December 26, 2024 12:39 PM (Epeb0)

206 Mussolini was a Communist before he decided that the most practical way to create and sustain a leftwing dictatorship was via 'fascism': he saw that corporate titans, if brought onboard, would help sustain the dictatorship rather than bucking it. 'You can keep Fiat and your millions; just do as I, Il Duce, say.'

Posted by: Beverly at December 26, 2024 12:47 PM (Epeb0)

207 People in high places peddling communism want both power and a low world population.
Communism provides them a path for both.

Posted by: Bess Manners at December 26, 2024 01:25 PM (nyKwI)

208 I also hated Oppy. A big, bloviated, self-loathing mess.

Posted by: PJ at December 26, 2024 02:58 PM (RRCAT)

209 I am tired of people endlessly extolling the Founding Fathers and their belief in small government. The Constitution was a brilliant political act. BUT the FF knew nothing about self-governance which is the key to limiting government. They weren’t bad men, just ignorant. Our new government modeled the British form almost down to the penny. We need a new Constitution, V2, to undo the harm caused by V1. Ask yourself, where are the Checks and Balances Madison wrote about? You won’t find them in the Constitution. It’s all lies and dishonesty from our “scholars”, politicians, judges, lawyers, et al.

Posted by: JackWayne at December 26, 2024 03:12 PM (e+cRb)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Leyendecker traffic.jpg


Traffic Stop

Frank Xavier Leyendecker

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

2 Kids these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

3 Yea

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 26, 2024 09:32 AM (6EHak)

4 I thought it was Rockwell at first.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

5 Cute

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (fwDg9)

6 Rockwell like. I like. Would gang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (URPU1)

7 Also called "The Revenue Stream".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (hovnC)

8 Well done rhennigantx!

Stalks off to buy a faster F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

9 I feel very centered this morning.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

10 Hang not gang. Crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (URPU1)

11 In the middle with Leyendecker.

Posted by: dantesed at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

12 Not what I was expecting on Kwanza.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

13 It always about a dame. Little vixen getting our hero in trouble.

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (6EHak)

14 Sic:
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🌲🌲🌲
🌲🌲🌲🌲

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (hovnC)

15 That looks like J.C. Leyendecker's initials, not his brother's.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

16 Nazis gonna Nazi.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

17 That little kid is up for a Mann Act rap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (RIvkX)

18 14
Nicely done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (hOUT3)

19 The little boy is trying to blame his reckless driving on the little girl.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

21
Very nice. I enjoy these illustrations from the "slicks". It's like a breath of normality in today's depraved age.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (dxSpM)

22 Your papers, please...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

23 Quite centered.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

24 On the first day of Kwanza
The PoPo gave to me
A shampoo of Blows and Hickory

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

25 Is for common good and saving Precious Democracy that we do this komrade, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (hOUT3)

26 4 I thought it was Rockwell at first.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)



I did as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Shows to go you: AI has nothing about a traffic stop by the artist.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (0eaVi)

28 I would have guessed this was Norman Rockwell for it's comic idealism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (RIvkX)

29 RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

30 Very nice painting. Would hang. The look on the girl's face is priceless.

Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (89Sog)

31 Y’all have centered me. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (p4NUW)

32 23 Quite centered.
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Shhh! We don't want him to notice so #14 will stay looking good forever!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:37 AM (hovnC)

33
"Dis bish made me do it!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:37 AM (ZOv7s)

35 4 I thought it was Rockwell at first.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

36 Also called "The Revenue Stream".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (hovnC)

No kiddin'...my first (of 2) speeding ticket, in 1972, was $45.

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (Yj6Os)

37 This is cute, it would make a great greeting card. The talent to draw people like this is amazing to me.

It would be my mom’s birthday today. She would like this. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (p4NUW)

38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA)



Fitting. Nothing wrong with a good one hit wonder entry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

39 No seat belts, no air bags, no catalytic converter, no fuel economy certification . . .

It's just awful.

Throw the little scofflaws in jail

Posted by: All The Agencies at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (8AONa)

40 27 Shows to go you: AI has nothing about a traffic stop by the artist.
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (0eaVi)


Good thing AI is capable of lurning from its misteaks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

41 You should see the Police Station and City Hall erected on the backs of us citizens! Dirty coppers can go squeeze a breeze!

Posted by: The Little Motorist at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (G5+As)

42 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Cute art. And boxed in we are. That reminds me, Happy Boxing Day!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (W/lyH)

43 Fun poster, makes me and probably others, smile when looking at it. Would be something I’d put in my my basement TV room.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (9hlCH)

44 It would be my mom’s birthday today. She would like this. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (p4NUW)



I mean, she must have a birthday, having actually been born.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

45 The Arrow shirt illustrator who Made American Men Hot Again

Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2024 09:39 AM (ryC6Z)

46 Obviously, the boy has never seen Chris Rock's "how to behave when the cops pull you over" routine.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:39 AM (hovnC)

47 Hi, Piper. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

48 The fact we're centered proves again how jack-booted police keep us from our rightful correct positions on the left.

#DefundTheScallwags

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 26, 2024 09:39 AM (a3Q+t)

49
Her Majesty was driving us through Loveland, OH when she got stopped. The officer said she was going at 49 in a 35 zone. It was on the tip of my tongue to say, "Impossible! She's never driven below 50 in her life." Luckily I stopped myself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:40 AM (dxSpM)

50 Outstanding.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 09:40 AM (i0F8b)

51 Another artist who died young by his own hand.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:40 AM (D6PGr)

52 Sorry kids, the police budget ain't gonna pay for itself

Posted by: Some traffic cop at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (oZhjI)

53 "HE GOT WEED!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Looks like Ace will have to come along and cleanup the formatting of the comments once again. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (a3Q+t)

55 Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (BHrzb)****

Yep JC it is

Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (ryC6Z)

56 Illustrators had a similar style during that period.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (D6PGr)

57 #DefundTheScallwags
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 26, 2024 09:39 AM (a3Q+t)


It simply would not be a Mary Christmas unless you showed up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (hOUT3)

58 The cop is probably writing a note to their parents, and it hearkens back to a time when we had more peaceful, homogenous communities with deep roots and the police could take time to interact with citizens in a playful way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (ZOv7s)

59 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

60 It was on the tip of my tongue to say, "Impossible! She's never driven below 50 in her life." Luckily I stopped myself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:40 AM


Clearly, "Danger" is not your middle name.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (a3Q+t)

61 The artist captured the smirk on the cops face perfectly.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (W/lyH)

62 The first thing I thought of was Spanky and his gang.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (D6PGr)

63 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)



*Lyrics in Tommy Tutone's trash can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

64 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

June 85, 510 AD?

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (0eaVi)

65 59 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

TRUMP

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

66 Indian or Harley?

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (i0F8b)

67 59 68510? I’m sure it’s some secret Nazi code.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)

68 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.

Posted by: redridinghood

It that was hentai art, and this were 9gag...i'd say put that number into a bit torrent and download the manga the art came from. But this ain't 9gag.

Learned it from a friend. Don't hate on me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 09:44 AM (MsrgL)

69 Centerville!

Posted by: A Great Place To Raise Your Kids at December 26, 2024 09:44 AM (vFG9F)

70 Wondering what the hidden meaning of 68510 is.

Lincoln, Nebraska?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:44 AM (oZhjI)

71 Frank Xavier Leyendecker did a few Saturday Evening Post covers

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (RHGPo)

72 Since CBD seems to have disappeared from the Art thread let's get wild and have French Toast with Maple Syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

73 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:41 AM (ZOv7s)

You mean the time of shooting fleeing perps, interrogations under a heat lamp and being on the criminal payroll in the large cities?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (D6PGr)

74 Greenwood, Delaware, on Route 13, has about a thousand residents, but has a fancy City Hall, Cop Shop, and Fire Department built on the backs of mostly hapless tourists who drive through there. They lower the speed limit to 35 for no discernible reason other than revenue generation. A homeowner on the southbound side entering town erected 4'x8' plywood signs warning "Speed Trap Ahead!". I like that guy.

Posted by: Fight the Power What Be! at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (G5+As)

75 JC Leyendecker mentored Norman Rockwell

Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (LLIWf)

76
"See? Rockwell isn't the only guy who can paint schmaltzy Americana."

Posted by: Frank Xavier Leyendecker at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (iJfKG)

77 66 Indian or Harley?

Posted by: davidt

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It caught up with a moving vehicle, so that kinda rules out a Harley.

Posted by: All The Agencies at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (8AONa)

78 The cop is in a position of dominant authority, towering over the children and his eyes are hidden by the visor of his hat, yet he's smiling and the bike itself conceals whether he has a sidearm, making him less threatening to the viewer.

The kids offset all of this, with flushed faces and innocent expressions. Would hang.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:46 AM (ZOv7s)

79 My take is kids were going down hill, cop sees them and wants to have fun. Boy is panicked and blaming the ride on girl who wanted to go.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:46 AM (fwDg9)

80
Le sigh.
-CBD

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 09:46 AM (MsrgL)

81 Amusing; I had thought it was an early Norman Rockwell since the clothing obviously dated from 1920s, early 1930s -- and then I saw the name of the artist. I'm not familiar with his work, but Leyendecker had talent. I like it: it would look great in a squad room.

It reminds me of an incident many moons ago when I stopped a couple of little kids riding down a hilly road in a small cart. They were just thinking, "Weee!!!", and I was thinking that they were so low to the ground that a motorist wouldn't see them and run right over them. I read their mother the Riot Act for not keeping an eye on them.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 09:46 AM (pJWtt)

82 It looks like an early Rockwell because of the sweet subject, the limited colors of Saturday Evening Post covers of the period, and the fact that J.C. Leyendecker was Rockwell's mentor. Yes, I'm still sure that's JCL, not FXL.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (BHrzb)

83 Zip Code 68510, Lincoln, Nebraska

Leyendecker died in 1924 .. long before Zip Codes

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

84 His moll is cute.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (aD39U)

85
Happy Revenue Year - a limerick

A young lad named Barney Liotta
Was pulled over in his homemade Toyota
"Can't you cut me some slack?"
The cop said, "No way Jack!
"I've got two days to fill my monthly quota!"

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (991eG)

86 First law enforcement contact with a very young Bonnie and Clyde.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (Y1sOo)

87 My take is kids were going down hill, cop sees them and wants to have fun. Boy is panicked and blaming the ride on girl who wanted to go.

Hey Billy you know Johnnie isn't afraid to go down the hill in his cart! Are you...chicken?

Posted by: Some Little Girl at December 26, 2024 09:47 AM (oZhjI)

88
Would hang.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

________

The kids? Seems a bit extreme.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:48 AM (dxSpM)

89 You mean the time of shooting fleeing perps, interrogations under a heat lamp and being on the criminal payroll in the large cities?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (D6PGr)
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That's not what this picture says to me, but if that's what you think of, okay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:48 AM (ZOv7s)

90 Today the little boy would instead be playing a driving game on his phone while he and the little girl sent memes to each other

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:48 AM (oZhjI)

91 It actually looks a bit ominous to me. Like these kids are petty sure they're in trouble, and cop is going to keep them squirming because he gets no fun otherwise.

Very well done, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (WPL6O)

92 6+8-5-1X10 = 88 = Nazis!

Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (vFG9F)

93 Honestly Officer I never saw the red light.

Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (FhXTo)

94 Wait til that cop catches Calvin and Hobbes’ wagon.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)

95 6+8-5-1X10 = 88 = Nazis!

Math...on my smart military blog? Its more likely than you might think!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (oZhjI)

96 Bad boys and hot cars are dreamy!

Posted by: Women of Every Age at December 26, 2024 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)

97 Would hang.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

________

The kids? Seems a bit extreme.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:48 AM (dxSpM)


It is certainly one way to deal with recidivism.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 09:50 AM (pJWtt)

98 Maybe 68510 is his ID from when he was in juvvie.

Posted by: All The Agencies at December 26, 2024 09:50 AM (8AONa)

99 "Zip Code 68510, Lincoln, Nebraska"

It's a Hot Rod Lincoln!

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:50 AM (vFG9F)

100 68510
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The number of the White Beast!!!

Divide by 20 and add 13 and it spells out 'kill whitey' in Arabic!!

Posted by: rev. louis farrakhan at December 26, 2024 09:50 AM (hovnC)

101 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

102 The cop obviously skips leg day.

Posted by: Ahnold at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)

103 What's the rumpus?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)

104 The kids? Seems a bit extreme.
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No one is above the law, I've been assured.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (hovnC)

105 Bad boys and hot cars are dreamy!

I saw there was an experiment where they took guys and had them post to dating sites with pictures in front of cool, hot cars (like a Ferrari) or run of the mill cars (like a Corolla)

You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)

106 You can never talk a motorcycle cop out of a ticket. It is their reason for existence.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (ZmEVT)

107 The Leyendecker pre-dated Norman Rockwell by a couple decades. Frank did beautiful Belle Epoque/Gilded Age/ Beaux Arts type illustrations. JC ‘s were more muscular, with good reason

Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2024 09:52 AM (LLIWf)

108 Undercarriage says manufactured peddle car, body says homemade.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2024 09:52 AM (i0F8b)

109 I knew immediately that that was Norman Rockwell! Maybe I should have read further...

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 09:52 AM (4SKzt)

110 "Sir, I'm issuing you a citation for calling me Francis."

/Patrolman Frank X. Leyendecker

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)

111 You can never talk a motorcycle cop out of a ticket. It is their reason for existence.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (ZmEVT)



"Word."

- - - - Seven Mary 3 & 4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Is the boy's name "CHiPs"??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:53 AM (hovnC)

113 What I like in the painting is the automobile the kids made. Scrap lumber, some buggy wheels and they make a car out of it. How many kids today have: a) Dad's workbench in the garage with saws, hammer, nails and such. b) The freedom to use what can be dangerous tools without supervision. c) The freedom to roam the area and scrounge the stuff.

When I was a kid we started out making skateboards from old clip-on roller skates and scrap lumber from nearby house construction. We ended up making larger steerable vehicles towed behind a bicycle, still with roller skate wheels. Went fast enough we could drift around corners. Going downhill helped with the speed. It's surprising no one had their teeth vibrated loose or suffered major injury/death. (I think back on life and realize there truly are Guardian Angels!)

Posted by: George V at December 26, 2024 09:53 AM (ugbqN)

114 "Sir, I'm issuing you a citation for calling me Francis."

/Patrolman Frank X. Leyendecker
Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)



Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

115
No one is above the law, I've been assured.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

__________

The kids are white. No pardon for them. But 37 other kids had their sentences commuted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:53 AM (dxSpM)

116 I saw there was an experiment where they took guys and had them post to dating sites with pictures in front of cool, hot cars (like a Ferrari) or run of the mill cars (like a Corolla)

You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)
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I think I saw a video on that. It was pretty funny. Same guy, different cars, went from a 4 to a 10.

They also used salary an occupation. Male appearance was consistently secondary. Guys didn't care about anythig other than looks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:54 AM (ZOv7s)

117
You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)

__________

But it's men who are shallow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:54 AM (dxSpM)

118 This would be a good painting for the Akron ,Ohio museum.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:55 AM (D6PGr)

119 See you later.

Boxing Day brunch at a friend's this morning.

[Also St Stephen's Day.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:55 AM (hovnC)

120 But it's men who are shallow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:54 AM (dxSpM)



The 25 year old is dating Bill Belichick for his charm and good looks, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Buts it's also a big reason why men try to be successful and buy a lot of toys. They know the score.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:57 AM (D6PGr)

122 But it's men who are shallow.

TBH there are important biological reasons men are focused on beauty and women on status/wealth. I think the important thing is to realize that's a natural aspect of attraction for both and if we were a sane society again something that would be used constructively by that society.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:57 AM (oZhjI)

123 I saw there was an experiment where they took guys and had them post to dating sites with pictures in front of cool, hot cars (like a Ferrari) or run of the mill cars (like a Corolla)

You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)




Unpossible. Toxic masculinity is bad, I'm told.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

124 At least he didn't taze the kid for driving something that isn't street legal. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at December 26, 2024 09:59 AM (lXCUP)

125 The 25 year old is dating Bill Belichick for his charm and good looks, you know./i]

I saw someone complaining "what would they even talk about?" and was amused. I suspect that is pretty much bottom of the list of concerns Bill has you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 10:00 AM (oZhjI)

126 Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:57 AM (oZhjI)

If layabouts got women as much as men with power /success/toys the world would have never advanced beyond discovering fire.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:00 AM (D6PGr)

127 Highway Cop: "You could give me a bribe."

Kid Driver: "What's a bribe?"

Highway Cop: "Twenty dollars. Same as in town."

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 10:00 AM (991eG)

128 Buts it's also a big reason why men try to be successful and buy a lot of toys. They know the score.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:57 AM (D6PGr)




I'm a titty man, myself.......

https://youtu.be/f8yK83atR3w

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

129 That's a young Foster Brooks behind the wheel. This is his first of many rodeos. During Prohibition, no less.

Posted by: Got Blood In My Alcohol Content at December 26, 2024 10:01 AM (G5+As)

130 I saw there was an experiment where they took guys and had them post to dating sites with pictures in front of cool, hot cars (like a Ferrari) or run of the mill cars (like a Corolla)

You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)
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Carrying this a step further, i saw a story awhile back saying men in Miami sometimes rented fancy cars for their profile pictures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2024 10:01 AM (JcF8R)

131 Wonderful! Reminds of a great Little Rascals episode where they build soap box cars. A better time

Posted by: TG Sam at December 26, 2024 10:01 AM (ud9p9)

132 I always rooted for Costello in his run-ins with Mike the Cop.

Posted by: Mr. Bacciagalupe at December 26, 2024 10:02 AM (G5+As)

133 Amusing / amazing story at HA about Cuba running out of sugar, the one product they could produce easily. Cuba’s collapse is coming faster and faster now.
Btw, it all comes down to energy. The transport sector has broken down little planting is being done, there’s no energy for fertilization on any level, and harvesting is impossible.
Cuba is becoming a rock in the ocean with nothing but a bunch of sick and old people huddled around garbage fires in broken down huts. It’s really almost worse off than Haiti.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:02 AM (7MHHr)

134 Cuba is becoming a rock in the ocean with nothing but a bunch of sick and old people huddled around garbage fires in broken down huts. It’s really almost worse off than Haiti.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:02 AM (7MHHr)



"But, I'm wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt!"

- - - - - Leftist Retard

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Buts it's also a big reason why men try to be successful and buy a lot of toys. They know the score.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:57 AM (D6PGr)
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First Things sometimes posts article from the archives and I read one not long ago from early Aughts about how the low demographic shifts because of WW II caused the sexual revolution and the demand for legalized abortion.

Women at that time expected to marry a slightly order, establshed man who could support a family. WW II crushed the birth rate and was followed by a significant boom afterwards. What this meant was that women born in 1947 vastly outnumbered men born in 1942 or 1943. This lead to increased competition, and women felt forced to loosen their morals, and men often failed to honor this, leaving the woman "in trouble."

According to this theory, the "ban the bra" business and skimpy clothing during the 1970s was the result of women who had failed to secure a man using desperate means to attract one, and this forced younger women to do the same in order to compete.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:04 AM (ZOv7s)

136 IIRC other findings:

* Women like dogs much more then cats in profile pictures
* Women tend to like pictures showing masculine hobbies like fixing things, working out, and the like EXCEPT they didn't like fish pictures
* Women liked toned men, but did not like pictures that were shirtless and the like

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 10:04 AM (oZhjI)

137
Cuba is becoming a rock in the ocean with nothing but a bunch of sick and old people huddled around garbage fires in broken down huts. It’s really almost worse off than Haiti.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:02 AM (7MHHr)

_________

We should ship all of our left-wing academics and non-profits there and tell them, "Take your theories and policies and fix this. You can't come back until you do."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 10:05 AM (dxSpM)

138 Abdul al Houthi is the new Baghdad Bob. While I giving a speech about how little deterrence against Houthi attacks Israel had the IAF was bombing the shit out of the Sanaa. International airport, power supplies and oil depots.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 10:05 AM (XTmTf)

139 This lead to increased competition, and women felt forced to loosen their morals, and men often failed to honor this, leaving the woman "in trouble."


I suspect part of the social expectations of successful men in Cold War era France/Germany to have a mistress was that enough men had died that it created a shortage for women.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 10:06 AM (oZhjI)

140 Carrying this a step further, i saw a story awhile back saying men in Miami sometimes rented fancy cars for their profile pictures.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

There was a young black fella in Virginia Beach around 1990, who cruised the strip with a surfboard strapped to his Impala. Had a fake phone antenna, and would "talk" on his fake "car phone". Couldn't swim, much less surf, don't know how many ladies he impressed.

Posted by: Profile In Courage at December 26, 2024 10:07 AM (G5+As)

141 Cuba's woes are likely because Putin is focused on the Z-man, NATO and Europe and hasn't the time, money or inclination to deal with that basket case of an island.

China, on the other hand, does.

We'd be wise to offer help, with conditions, rather than let the ChiComs just waltz in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 10:07 AM (Q4IgG)

142 19 The little boy is trying to blame his reckless driving on the little girl.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

Driving without a license
Car is not registered
Not wearing seatbelts
Fake license plate

Looks like we're calling CPS to have your dick cut off, little boy.--California Highway Patrol

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

143 I'm feeling so centered today...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

144 I suspect part of the social expectations of successful men in Cold War era France/Germany to have a mistress was that enough men had died that it created a shortage for women.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 10:06 AM (oZhjI)
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Absolutely. The notion of a guy like James Bond being able to score all over the place is rooted in the fact that there were literally millions less men compared to women by the 1960s in Europe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ZOv7s)

145 I'm feeling so centered today...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)



You outta the hospital yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Our sexual incentives come from the time when we clustered in groups of mammoth hunters bear the great glaciers. Men desired sexually attractive partners to bear children to carry on their line. Women wanted partners with Status so that the children could be protected from rivals once born. Those incentives are still hardwired into all of us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (7MHHr)

147 143 I'm feeling so centered today...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

Most places are left-aligned...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ynpvh)

148 84 His moll is cute.
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes

And sniffable.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at December 26, 2024 10:09 AM (dg+HA)

149 It's very cute and the artist talented -

Saturday Evening Post, Frank X. Leyendecker

Frank Xavier Leyendecker was born in Germany in 1879 (or '76 or '77, depending upon the source) and from boyhood, he seemed to be something of an afterthought.

After enjoying early success, Frank’s demons of an inferiority complex and substance abuse ruled.

Although the family immigrated to America in 1882, primogeniture still held some sway to the Leyendecker parents, who were determined that older brother Joe (J.C.) receive the training required for future success.
...

The piece ends, "The Cutler book on J.C. Leyendecker states: "With nothing else left, no place in the fraternal relationship, a broken spirit, and overshadowed by J.C.’s successes, Frank lapsed further into his sad indulgences." Depression, heavy drinking, smoking, and drug use culminated in his death at age 45 in April of 1924."

So, like Harry, a spare wrapped in self-pity.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 26, 2024 10:09 AM (NFX2v)

150 Our sexual incentives come from the time when we clustered in groups of mammoth hunters bear the great glaciers. Men desired sexually attractive partners to bear children to carry on their line. Women wanted partners with Status so that the children could be protected from rivals once born. Those incentives are still hardwired into all of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (7MHHr)
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It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory, a case of do or die. The fundamental things apply as time goes by.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

151 Saw this earlier on Facebook:

There are two genders.
One goes to a gynecologist and the other one goes to a urologist.

Everyone else goes to a psychiatrist.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (H9VzD)

152 145 I'm feeling so centered today...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)


You outta the hospital yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

Ya, since last Tuesday. Spent 17 days straight this last hospital stretch. Now I fart and poop in a bag for the next six months before I (hopefully) get my plumbing connected again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ynpvh)

153 150 Our sexual incentives come from the time when we clustered in groups of mammoth hunters bear the great glaciers. Men desired sexually attractive partners to bear children to carry on their line. Women wanted partners with Status so that the children could be protected from rivals once born. Those incentives are still hardwired into all of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (7MHHr)
---
It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory, a case of do or die. The fundamental things apply as time goes by.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)

I must remember that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

154 Her: Oooo, nice car Jack.
Me: Thanks
Her: Is it fast?
Me: .... get in.

Officer: Jack, I'm not giving you a ticket for speeding. I'm giving you a ticket for being a dumbass. You will get more. Many more.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 10:12 AM (LkLld)

155 According to this theory, the "ban the bra" business and skimpy clothing during the 1970s was the result of women who had failed to secure a man using desperate means to attract one, and this forced younger women to do the same in order to compete.
______

Pfffft.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 26, 2024 10:12 AM (fs1hN)

156 Let the Communists run sand production in the Sahara and in to time they would run out of sand.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 10:12 AM (fwDg9)

157 151 Saw this earlier on Facebook:

There are two genders.
One goes to a gynecologist and the other one goes to a urologist.

Everyone else goes to a psychiatrist.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (H9VzD)

And the left has had us under torture to see more than that, like Picard was tortured to see more lights...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:13 AM (ynpvh)

158 155 According to this theory, the "ban the bra" business and skimpy clothing during the 1970s was the result of women who had failed to secure a man using desperate means to attract one, and this forced younger women to do the same in order to compete.
______

Pfffft.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 26, 2024 10:12 AM (fs1hN)

She just rolls them over, like a steamroller over Rachel Corrie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:14 AM (ynpvh)

159 Would hang in the kid's bedroom. Daily reminder to respect the law.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 10:14 AM (hoCmQ)

160 I wish I was a teddy bear,
Not livin' or lovin'.
Or goin' no where....

Posted by: Zombie Frank Leyendecker at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (G5+As)

161 I like the whimsy in the image. It could easily be a Norman Rockwell as to the scene and style. His ability to catch the sheen of the metal, the details of the clothing, even the tire treads, make the image come alive.

I mentioned on the ONT, we got a video from our nephew. His little boys, ages 5 and 2, got a battery powered Jeep as the big Christmas present. It took less than a minute for them to put a dent in a house wall. To judge by their excitement, the kids thought this was exciting. Mrs. JTB and I laughed out loud. (Of course, it's not our wall.)

Posted by: JTB at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (yTvNw)

162 This painting is really cute..thought it was a Rockfell at first glance.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (EmT/E)

163 Men desired sexually attractive partners to bear children to carry on their line. Women wanted partners with Status so that the children could be protected from rivals once born. Those incentives are still hardwired into all of us.
____

Nah. Pretty sure that men desire women who are world-weary bakers and just maybe want to settle down, while women desire plaid-shirted men who own Christmas tree farms in the small town where they grew up.

Posted by: Hallmark Christmas TV Watcher at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (fs1hN)

164 Speaking of shooting at fleeing perps...

We were watching "It's a Wonderful Life" last night,

and for a moment I was taken out o0f the movie when George Bailey in the alternative Pottersville slugs his friend the cop to get away and the cop immediately hauls out his revolver and shoots to kill Bailey as he runs through a crowded street. And no one thinks a thing of it!

Made me think, Wow! Those were different times.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (iJfKG)

165 Rockwell...not Rockfell...

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 26, 2024 10:16 AM (EmT/E)

166 >>>>We'd be wise to offer help, with conditions, rather than let the ChiComs just waltz in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 10:07 AM (Q4IgG)
*****
I believe that’s why Rubio wants to be SoS. To liberate Cuba, his and his fathers must native land, and engage the rest of South America.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 10:16 AM (9hlCH)

167 And the left has had us under torture to see more than that, like Picard was tortured to see more lights...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:13 AM (ynpvh)


You mean there are more than five genders?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:17 AM (hOUT3)

168 "This holiday season, like any time of the year, let us really be conscious of all the blessings we have. Let us celebrate the blessings we have; let us celebrate and advance the blessings we have yet to create."

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

169 The best part about New Year's is this shitty year will come to an end, finally.

The worst part about New Year's is the check I have to write to the state for property taxes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

170 The worst part about New Year's is the check I have to write to the state for property taxes.
Posted by: Sponge


Fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:18 AM (H9VzD)

171 Our sexual incentives come from the time when we clustered in groups of mammoth hunters bear the great glaciers. Men desired sexually attractive partners to bear children to carry on their line. Women wanted partners with Status so that the children could be protected from rivals once born. Those incentives are still hardwired into all of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:08 AM (7MHHr)
---
It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory, a case of do or die. The fundamental things apply as time goes by.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ZOv7s)


Papua, New Guinea version:

Women want the guy with the most pigs and yams.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

172 I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. He was a prick.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (hoCmQ)

173 168 "This holiday season, like any time of the year, let us really be conscious of all the blessings we have. Let us celebrate the blessings we have; let us celebrate and advance the blessings we have yet to create."

-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)


"And let us be unburdened by the blessings we were denied by the MAGA crowd!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (hOUT3)

174
Kid: "How was I to know that we just crossed over the state line, Officer -- I'm only nine years old!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (xG4kz)

175 I see we’re very centered today.

Saw that The Hill is running an editorial today that Congress can save democracy by not certifying Trump on January 6th. Talk about “it’s (D)ifferent”.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (9yaKh)

176 Ya, since last Tuesday. Spent 17 days straight this last hospital stretch. Now I fart and poop in a bag for the next six months before I (hopefully) get my plumbing connected again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 10:10 AM (ynpvh)



Well, you've got a path to hopeful normalcy. My dad had so much of his colon removed, he was non-reversible and spent the rest of his days with the bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

177

I've never gotten a ticket!

I get pulled over a lot though...

Posted by: Amber, Penthouse Pet of the Year at December 26, 2024 10:20 AM (VLH5c)

178
Buncha weak-spined centrists here again, I see

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:20 AM (xG4kz)

179 No! I will not give you my ID!

I'm traveling, not driving.

Call you supervisor.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:20 AM (WXNFJ)

180 It's true! All us Christmas Tree farmers have an unending supply of nubile, in-heat ladies. Specially since Tay-Tay wrote that song.

Posted by: Down By The Old Mill Farm at December 26, 2024 10:20 AM (G5+As)

181 Saw that The Hill is running an editorial today that Congress can save democracy by not certifying Trump on January 6th. Talk about “it’s (D)ifferent”.
Posted by: Ian S.


Sounds insurrection-y.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:21 AM (H9VzD)

182 George Bailey in the alternative Pottersville slugs his friend the cop to get away and the cop immediately hauls out his revolver and shoots to kill Bailey as he runs through a crowded street. And no one thinks a thing of it!

Made me think, Wow! Those were different times.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (iJfKG)



Watched an old Magnum P.I. episode where Vietnamese officials were in the Honolulu Airport and just whipped out their guns and started firing away at their target without regard to the hundreds of people walking around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Whew!

Posted by: Left Justification at December 26, 2024 10:22 AM (6K6Eu)

184
Saw that The Hill is running an editorial today that Congress can save democracy by not certifying Trump on January 6th. Talk about “it’s (D)ifferent”.
Posted by: Ian S.


Let's start the list of 2025 insurrectionists

1. Staff of "The Hill"
2.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:22 AM (xG4kz)

185 Sorry...on my phone and it didn't want to save my correction.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2024 10:22 AM (d9fT1)

186 "This holiday season, like any time of the year, let us really be conscious of all the blessings we have. Let us celebrate the blessings we have; let us celebrate and advance the blessings we have yet to create."

-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)



She actually came out and said "HOW DARE WE SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Women want the guy with the most pigs and yams.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM


The biggest palm-leaf 'sheath' certainly doesn't hurt.

Posted by: Women of New Guinea at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)

188 The worst part about New Year's is the check I have to write to the state for property taxes.
Posted by: Sponge

Sponge, move here. Since many of us are refugees, we are absolutely gleeful when we deliver our prop taxes that are 10% of from whence we came.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (WXNFJ)

189 Taking the grandkids home for a visit, I got pulled over in Hillsboro. I only got a warning, but I told them, after the officer had left "Do NOT tell your mom about this."
"Oh, too late, Mimi!"
They had already texted her.

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (f+FmA)

190 No! I will not give you my ID!

I'm traveling, not driving.

Call you supervisor.

Posted by: Tonypete


Ahhhh. A sovereign citizen.
"Sarge, yeah. Jones here on traffic. Ima need you out here. Yeah. We got another nutbag out here".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:24 AM (H9VzD)

191 Those kids are better dressed than most adult slobs you see slouching their fat assess out and about today.

Posted by: Pajamas are not clothes at December 26, 2024 10:24 AM (rqga2)

192 "This holiday season, like any time of the year, let us really be conscious of all the blessings we have. Let us celebrate the blessings we have;
____

Blessings, like a well stocked bar?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 26, 2024 10:24 AM (fs1hN)

193
That you are now, and never will be, on a glide path to become the President is Christmas miracle enough for me, Red Kammie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:24 AM (xG4kz)

194 Papua, New Guinea version:

Women want the guy with the most pigs and yams.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

See Napoleon Chagnon and the Yanomomo..."It's all about the women."

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 10:25 AM (Yj6Os)

195 Sponge, move here. Since many of us are refugees, we are absolutely gleeful when we deliver our prop taxes that are 10% of from whence we came.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (WXNFJ)



I think once we move to the middle of nowhere, the bill will become a lot smaller.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

196
Canadians love Cuba and were a big share of tourism dollars. Now that it's Haiti we'll see if that holds up.

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 10:26 AM (q5rNo)

197 I saw there was an experiment where they took guys and had them post to dating sites with pictures in front of cool, hot cars (like a Ferrari) or run of the mill cars (like a Corolla)

You'll never guess which of the two got more female responses...

Also, BTW red got more interest over other colors...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)


You mean it was the red sports car I drove, rather than my innate qualities, is what attracted the future Mrs. Cop to me?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:26 AM (pJWtt)

198 179 No! I will not give you my ID!

I'm traveling, not driving.

Call you supervisor.

Posted by: Tonypete

Never knew Tonypete was one of those Sovereign Citizens. Does he buy tags for his car? Pay taxes? Have ID?

Posted by: Keeping Score at December 26, 2024 10:26 AM (G5+As)

199 The trash dudes are early today. Just dragged the bags and boxes out in time. Whew!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)

200 Taking the grandkids home for a visit, I got pulled over in Hillsboro. I only got a warning, but I told them, after the officer had left "Do NOT tell your mom about this."
"Oh, too late, Mimi!"
They had already texted her.
Posted by: sal


"Pawpaw! It's coming! I gotta poop!"
*cop let's sal go with a warning.

sal: I thought you had to poop?

Grand: No. I saw it on Facebook. I didn't think it'd work!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:27 AM (H9VzD)

201 Never knew Tonypete was one of those Sovereign Citizens. Does he buy tags for his car? Pay taxes? Have ID?
Posted by: Keeping Score

THAT'S DIFFERENT!! NO! I AM NOT ROLLING DOWN MY *SMASH* uh, win. . . dow. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:27 AM (WXNFJ)

202 Kamala Harris, ladies and gentlemen.......


https://youtu.be/lwLaAaU64GE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Re: today's pic
In a bio of Eleanor Roosevelt, the author quoted a friend of the couple who described Franklin as "the man on the Arrow Collar box".

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:28 AM (f+FmA)

204 And.........the Christmas Tree tree is now ruined at #14.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Made me think, Wow! Those were different times.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (iJfKG)

Some Police forces thought it was cool to carry, and use, Thompson sub machine guns in the 30’s. There’s a reason no one does that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:29 AM (7MHHr)

206 Now I fart and poop in a bag for the next six months before I (hopefully) get my plumbing connected again.

Something on the front doorstep is on fire! Put it out!

Posted by: Neighborhood Liberals at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (B46kE)

207 Papua, New Guinea version:
Women want the guy with the most pigs and yams.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

PNG is one of the most dangerous places in the world to be a woman or girl, with an estimated 70 percent of women experiencing rape or assault in their lifetime.

Posted by: World Report 2024 at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (rqga2)

208 Some Police forces thought it was cool to carry, and use, Thompson sub machine guns in the 30’s. There’s a reason no one does that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:29 AM (7MHHr)

National Firearms Act 1934?

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (Yj6Os)

209 I think once we move to the middle of nowhere, the bill will become a lot smaller.
Posted by: Sponge


Minimum 12 acres. Land that had already been zoned ag exempted. You need 10 for the ag exemption because they'll force you to claim two acres for the home. First year before the house was built, 12 acres were $13 and change.

Fuckers.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (H9VzD)

210
Saw that The Hill is running an editorial today that Congress can save democracy by not certifying Trump on January 6th. Talk about “it’s (D)ifferent”.
Posted by: Ian S.


And just what is their definition of "democracy?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (63Dwl)

211
No Biden / Kamala Kwanzaa message?

Posted by: Auspex at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (q5rNo)

212 Getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop for a seat belt violation has to hurt bad.

Posted by: Uneasy Rider at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (G5+As)

213 PNG is one of the most dangerous places in the world to be a woman or girl, with an estimated 70 percent of women experiencing rape or assault in their lifetime.
Posted by: World Report 2024

Umpossible! All cultures are equal!! Reeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (WXNFJ)

214 Actually, palm-leaf sheaths in taupe or fawn are the ones that really grab our attention.

Posted by: The *Real* Housewives of New Guinea at December 26, 2024 10:32 AM (a3Q+t)

215 And just what is their definition of "democracy?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (63Dwl)
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Make the world safe for Democrats.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:33 AM (6K6Eu)

216
Kamala Harris, ladies and gentlemen.......

https://youtu.be/lwLaAaU64GE


This from the same beeyotch who was positively gleeful that "with a stroke of [her] pen" she could mess up the lives of parents in California whose children had missed school?

And whose motivation for doing so was that the State of California would receive a smaller share largess from the attendance pool and NOT because she was concerned that the children involved were missing opportunities to get an education?

Evil beeyotch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:33 AM (xG4kz)

217 Getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop for a seat belt violation has to hurt bad.
Posted by: Uneasy Rider at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (G5+As)

Even worse is getting ticketed by a cop standing at the corner for a seat belt violation while you're stopped at a traffic light.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:34 AM (D6PGr)

218 PNG is one of the most dangerous places in the world to be a woman or girl, with an estimated 70 percent of women experiencing rape or assault in their lifetime.
Posted by: World Report 2024
_____

We must import more of these kinds of skilled men into the West.

Posted by: WEF at December 26, 2024 10:34 AM (fs1hN)

219 Make the world safe for Democrats.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I could do it but, Nah. As you sow, so shall you reap.
-- Love you all, but some of you are really pissing Me off. God

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:34 AM (WXNFJ)

220 14 Sic:
🌲
🌲🌲
🌲🌲🌲
🌲🌲🌲🌲
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (hovnC)

rekt

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 10:34 AM (VnUSN)

221 208 Some Police forces thought it was cool to carry, and use, Thompson sub machine guns in the 30’s. There’s a reason no one does that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:29 AM (7MHHr)

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Possibly, "spray and pray" isn't the best strategy when your perp is running through a crowded shopping mall?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2024 10:35 AM (JkO4W)

222 Getting pulled over by a motorcycle cop for a seat belt violation has to hurt bad.
Posted by: Uneasy Rider at December 26, 2024 10:31 AM (G5+As)

Even worse is getting ticketed by a cop standing at the corner for a seat belt violation while you're stopped at a traffic light.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:34 AM (D6PGr)
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How about getting ticketed by a cop walking by when you're still in your driveway?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:35 AM (6K6Eu)

223 That reminds me, Happy Boxing Day!
Posted by: Diogenes

**********

I'm pondering perhaps possibly participating in Peoria's pending Pugilism Parade & Pageant. It'll probably be postponed, purportedly on purpose.

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 10:35 AM (991eG)

224 "Pawpaw! It's coming! I gotta poop!"
*cop let's sal go with a warning.

sal: I thought you had to poop?

Grand: No. I saw it on Facebook. I didn't think it'd work!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:27 AM (H9VzD)

That's clever, but they could never have pulled it off. Someone would have laughed.

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:35 AM (f+FmA)

225 And just what is their definition of "democracy?"

Democracy - from the Greek for "Rule by Democrats"

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 10:35 AM (gf6mn)

226
Has Mr. Emhoff given Mrs. Emhoff her annual black eye for Kwanza yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:36 AM (xG4kz)

227
Mommy is having bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast. She is not unobserved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 10:36 AM (dxSpM)

228 Women want the guy with the most pigs and yams.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM

The biggest palm-leaf 'sheath' certainly doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Women of New Guinea at December 26, 2024 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)


Heh....

When we dating, we were at a fancy venue (me in a suit and the future Mrs. Cop in a mega-cute cocktail dress), when she leaned over to me and whispered, "It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:37 AM (pJWtt)

229 National Firearms Act 1934?
Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (Yj6Os)

Probably - and one of the motivations for the act was that people were getting sick of several bystanders getting killed every time there was a shootout with the cops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:38 AM (CT61Q)

230 Has Mr. Emhoff given Mrs. Emhoff her annual black eye for Kwanza yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

It is simply delicious to me how far they overplayed their hand. One small, but telling, example. That hideous beast of a daughter was presented as the next 'It' girl.

Yeah, as in Cousin It.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:38 AM (WXNFJ)

231 It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:37 AM (pJWtt)

I think that is a standard move all women learn because it works every time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (D6PGr)

232 No Biden / Kamala Kwanzaa message?

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Biden's Twelve Days of Kwanzaa was focused on setting dangerous criminals free this year.

On the First Day of Kwanzaa Joe Biden set this free,
A pedophile who raped a kid that's three

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (JkO4W)

233 When we dating, we were at a fancy venue (me in a suit and the future Mrs. Cop in a mega-cute cocktail dress), when she leaned over to me and whispered, "It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I'd probably have wrecked the car driving back to her place.
Le sigh.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (WXNFJ)

234 226
Has Mr. Emhoff given Mrs. Emhoff her annual black eye for Kwanza yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:36 AM (xG4kz)

They are reportedly “separating”. Mr. Emhoff realizes he’s no longer lined up for the grift he thought would flow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (CT61Q)

235 168 "This holiday season, like any time of the year, let us really be conscious of all the blessings we have. Let us celebrate the blessings we have; let us celebrate and advance the blessings we have yet to create."

-- Kamala Harris

Now where's the damn Chardonnay?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (dg+HA)

236 Some Police forces thought it was cool to carry, and use, Thompson sub machine guns in the 30’s. There’s a reason no one does that anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo


********

Didn't do much for the resale value of my 1934 Ford Model 40 B Fordor Deluxe, leather-seat sedan.

/C. Barrow

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (991eG)

237
How many action figures from the "Redefined Masculinity" line are in today's trash?

How many are Doug Emhoff?
How many are Timmy Walz?
How many are Adam Kinsinger?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (xG4kz)

238 It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:37 AM (pJWtt)

I think that is a standard move all women learn because it works every time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (D6PGr)


Yes, she made me into her sex-slave.

*sob*

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (pJWtt)

239 Hey! Sorry but OT.

Ham, bacon or sausage for breakfast?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)

240 239 Hey! Sorry but OT.

Ham, bacon or sausage for breakfast?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)

Why choose ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

241 134 "But, I'm wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt!"
- - - - - Leftist Retard
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

228 (me in a suit and the future Mrs. Cop in a mega-cute cocktail dress), when she leaned over to me and whispered, "It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:37 AM (pJWtt)

Choose wisely!

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 10:42 AM (VnUSN)

242 Didn't do much for the resale value of my 1934 Ford Model 40 B Fordor Deluxe, leather-seat sedan.

/C. Barrow
Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (991eG)
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There was at least one BAR in the mix of guns there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

243 .. I'm not wearing any panties."

I know dear, I'm wearing your panties.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (FkCbE)

244 Ham, bacon or sausage for breakfast?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)
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Don't take chances, do all three.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

245 It's St. Stephen's Day, so we have to have this:
https://tinyurl.com/3kk7ksaz

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (f+FmA)

246 Ham, bacon or sausage for breakfast?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)

fruitcake

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Yj6Os)

247 When we dating, we were at a fancy venue (me in a suit and the future Mrs. Cop in a mega-cute cocktail dress), when she leaned over to me and whispered, "It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

I'd probably have wrecked the car driving back to her place.
Le sigh.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:39 AM (WXNFJ)


I actually have no memory of the drive home!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:44 AM (pJWtt)

248 There was at least one BAR in the mix of guns there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

Clyde didn't get a chance to use his favorite sawed off BAR.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:44 AM (D6PGr)

249 Motorbike, if in good condition, could probably fetch a tidy sum at auction.

Maybe more for the pedal car.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (MDua2)

250
There was at least one BAR in the mix of guns there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

__________

I'm happy Hamer and the boys didn't spare any bullets eradicating those two psychopaths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (dxSpM)

251 Ham, bacon or sausage for breakfast?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:41 AM (WXNFJ)
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Don't take chances, do all three.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (6K6Eu)

Amazing that the same animal can produce such wonderful items.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (D6PGr)

252
Minimum 12 acres. Land that had already been zoned ag exempted. You need 10 for the ag exemption because they'll force you to claim two acres for the home. First year before the house was built, 12 acres were $13 and change.

Fuckers.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 10:30 AM (H9VzD)



Really?

Damn. We were hoping for 1 acre as was done with the other property, but that's only a total of 7 with the homestead taking up 1.

Guess more research is required.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

253 Motorbike, if in good condition, could probably fetch a tidy sum at auction.

Maybe more for the pedal car.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

"How much for the leetle girl?"
-- Zombie John Belushi and Joe Biden

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:46 AM (WXNFJ)

254 I actually have no memory of the drive home!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:44 AM (pJWtt)


So. You let her drive.
Nice move!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 10:46 AM (W/lyH)

255
Mommy is having bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast. She is not unobserved.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 10:36 AM (dxSpM)

Me too, but unobserved as the lazy here are still abed.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (ZJV2G)

256 It's St. Stephen's Day, so we have to have this:
https://tinyurl.com/3kk7ksaz
Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:43 AM (f+FmA)
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https://tinyurl.com/2f7kycb8

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (6K6Eu)

257 For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn

Posted by: Hemingway at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (hY4dx)

258
It's St. Stephen's Day


One wonders why stone quarries don't run a "buy one truck load, get a second one free" offer on this day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (xG4kz)

259 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

You can also get a wild life refuge exemption so you don't have to buy a cow.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (D6PGr)

260 155 According to this theory, the "ban the bra" business and skimpy clothing during the 1970s was the result of women who had failed to secure a man using desperate means to attract one, and this forced younger women to do the same in order to compete.

No, it was a case of "You're not the boss of me, Patriarchy!" and hippies.
Who remembers the Glamour magazine "pencil test"?
If you could hold a pencil with your underboob, you couldn't go bra-less. Because ewww, floppy.
Also, bandaids on the nips, please.

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (f+FmA)

261 Amazing that the same animal can produce such wonderful items.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:45 AM (D6PGr)
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Heh heh. Right, a wonderful, magical animal.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 26, 2024 10:48 AM (6K6Eu)

262 Getting a ticket for no front plate when there's no front plate frame and the car has temporary tags... with no front tag issued.

Yea... that took a while to sort out with the VA State Police.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 10:48 AM (Q4IgG)

263
You can also get a wild life refuge exemption so you don't have to buy a cow.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (D6PGr)



The existing land is already leased for cattle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

264 Amazing that the same animal can produce such wonderful items.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


**********

Griddle your loins!!

Posted by: muldoon at December 26, 2024 10:49 AM (991eG)

265 Yesterday commenting was slow.
That seems to have passed.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2024 10:49 AM (ejmxE)

266 "The wren, the wren, the kings of all birds"
Of course! Thanks for the link, Cap'n.

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:50 AM (f+FmA)

267 No, it was a case of "You're not the boss of me, Patriarchy!" and hippies.
Who remembers the Glamour magazine "pencil test"?
If you could hold a pencil with your underboob, you couldn't go bra-less. Because ewww, floppy.
Also, bandaids on the nips, please.
Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:47 AM (f+FmA)
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That's how it was justified. And the pencil test was to keep those with serious sweater-puppies out of the game.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:50 AM (ZOv7s)

268 Of course! Thanks for the link, Cap'n.
Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 10:50 AM (f+FmA)
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"The Bells of Dublin" is one of my favorite albums.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:50 AM (6K6Eu)

269 As hard as the feminazis have tried to eliminate the innate attraction women have for dominant /confident men I don't think they have put more than a dent in it.

Their biggest success is making the government that dominate male in many cases.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:51 AM (D6PGr)

270 You can also get a wild life refuge exemption so you don't have to buy a cow.
_____

Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.

*wink*

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 26, 2024 10:51 AM (fs1hN)

271 Shopping for fruitcake and panettone later. I need to stock up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 10:52 AM (RIvkX)

272 Is Fauci today's Mengel? RFKJ essentially says so:

https://tinyurl.com/3pe783yy

I would think it shouldn't be too hard to document a few cases with witnesses, if true.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 10:52 AM (Hbs7G)

273 No, it was a case of "You're not the boss of me, Patriarchy!" and hippies. Who remembers the Glamour magazine "pencil test"? If you could hold a pencil with your underboob, you couldn't go bra-less. Because ewww, floppy.
Posted by: sal

Which somehow led to the Sodom and Gomorra or clothing shopping with my 16 yr old granddaughter.

"Put that stripper's outfit back on the rack! No one want's to see your vajayjay Honey."

'Papa, everyone wants to see my vajayjay.'




Okay, poor choice of words but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

274
Is Fauci today's Mengel? RFKJ essentially says so:

https://tinyurl.com/3pe783yy

I would think it shouldn't be too hard to document a few cases with witnesses, if true.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarke


Mengele. And, yes, he is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:52 AM (xG4kz)

275 I actually have no memory of the drive home!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 10:44 AM (pJWtt)
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This highlights one can keep a marriage exciting and avoid the perils of complacency and boredom. It's not that difficult, just requires a bit of effort and creativity to keep those sparks flying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:53 AM (ZOv7s)

276 Of all the pernicious and destructive myths of the left, "driving while black" is right up there.

Because even traffic speed cameras are apparently racist what for that they also cite blacks at a higher rate ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 26, 2024 10:53 AM (MC8h6)

277 Which somehow led to the Sodom and Gomorra or clothing shopping with my 16 yr old granddaughter.
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I remember one department store where they had the sexy lingerie/nighties right next to the baby clothing. As if to say, "If you wear *this*...you get *this*."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (6K6Eu)

278 When we dating, we were at a fancy venue (me in a suit and the future Mrs. Cop in a mega-cute cocktail dress), when she leaned over to me and whispered, "It's time to leave ... I'm not wearing any panties."

Me: "Uh ... yes, leaving early sounds like an excellent idea!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

You didn't happen to pass by any exhaust grates did you?

Posted by: Tom Ewell at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (0eaVi)

279 As hard as the feminazis have tried to eliminate the innate attraction women have for dominant /confident men I don't think they have put more than a dent in it.

Their biggest success is making the government that dominate male in many cases.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:51 AM (D6PGr)
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Rush used to say feminism was ugly women trying to level the playing field, if not actively thwarting attractive ones.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (ZOv7s)

280 I remember one department store where they had the sexy lingerie/nighties right next to the baby clothing. As if to say, "If you wear *this*...you get *this*."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (6K6Eu)
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"Buy now. Pay later."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 10:55 AM (Hbs7G)

281 RFK Jr will always be a great hero in my eyes, because he called out Fauci when no one else would, not even Trump. That can never be taken away from him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 10:56 AM (wyMQY)

282 Yea... that took a while to sort out with the VA State Police.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

VA State Police are the lackeys, bullies and redcaps for the Governor's Office. Had MUCH to do with turning the Charlottesville Statue Protest into a murderous circus.

Posted by: Don't Like 'Em At All!! at December 26, 2024 10:56 AM (G5+As)

283 I remember one department store where they had the sexy lingerie/nighties right next to the baby clothing. As if to say, "If you wear *this*...you get *this*."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (6K6Eu)
-

"Buy now. Pay later."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 10:55 AM (Hbs7G)
-

Or was it the store's "lay away" plan?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 10:56 AM (Hbs7G)

284 Okay, poor choice of words but you know what I mean.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2024 10:52 AM (WXNFJ)

Reminded me of the caption joke of a boy teasing a girl that she didn't have a penis and the girl pointing out that he had just one and she had a vajayjay and could get as many as she wanted.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 10:57 AM (D6PGr)

285
Reminded me of the caption joke of a boy teasing a girl that she didn't have a penis and the girl pointing out that he had just one and she had a vajayjay and could get as many as she wanted.


I don't get it

-- Trigglypuff

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:58 AM (xG4kz)

286 I don't get it

-- Trigglypuff
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 10:58 AM (xG4kz)

And you never will.

Posted by: Men, even soibois at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (0eaVi)

287 Why buy a cow when you can get the milk dairy farm for free.

*wink*
Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 26, 2024 10:51 AM (fs1hN)

Posted by: BignJames at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os)

288 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

289 Monkey NOOD

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 11:01 AM (fwDg9)

290
Because even traffic speed cameras are apparently racist what for that they also cite blacks at a higher rate ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


They were programmed by white people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 11:01 AM (63Dwl)

291 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 11:01 AM (RIvkX)

292 265 Yesterday commenting was slow.
That seems to have passed.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 26, 2024 10:49 AM (ejmxE)

Mebbe!

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 11:03 AM (VnUSN)

293 Rush used to say feminism was ugly women trying to level the playing field, if not actively thwarting attractive ones.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 10:54 AM (ZOv7s)

I was saved from feminism, after a brief dabble- it was the very early '70s, okay?- by not buying that all the world's problems were caused by men.

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2024 11:04 AM (f+FmA)

294 Wonderful! Reminds of a great Little Rascals episode where they build soap box cars. A better time
Posted by: TG Sam at December 26, 2024 10:01 AM (ud9p9)

Growing up in the 50's, a favorite childhood project was building a soapbox car. Find an old baby carriage, remover the axles and wheels. A couple of scrap 2 by 4's, a wooden plank, and rope and nails was all we needed. Built many of them, for sure. Mom always had the band aids at the ready! Sometimes we even had a brake lever.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2024 11:36 AM (iODuv)

295 Horde! Headed to the airport and then on to London. I’ll do my best to stay in contact. Love yall, have a happy new year!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 26, 2024 12:14 PM (3nqLb)

The Morning Report — 12/26/24

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Good morning kids. Hope you all had a blessed Christmas and that the light from the menorah this year, more than ever, serves as a beacon of hope not just for Jews but for all of us who yearn for freedom and for the darkness of evil and tyranny wherever it exists to be vanquished.

On that note, let us commence. The late, lamented and brilliant Andrew Breitbart long ago so eloquently observed that "politics is downstream from culture." I certainly agree with this but then it begs the question, what is culture? I'm not really looking for a Funk & Wagnall's definition of the word, but trying to put into words for me what seems to be a sort of chicken vs egg. situation. I guess culture is sort of a distillation, good and bad, of the shared human experience up to a certain moment in time of customs, traditions and patterns of behavior that taken together define a nation, society or community.

Why ask this question, because for me despite the fact that the human experience over thousands of years dictates that for a given society to thrive, people have to organize themselves and behave in a certain way. To wit The Judeo-Christian Western Model. And yet in a quest for absolute power and control, people have time and again demonstrated the need to abandon rationality, sanity and common decency. And when that happens, you create misery, pain, suffering and waste beyond belief.

Not so very long ago, the notion that anyone would be cheering with near orgasmic glee the gunning down in cold blood of UHC CEO Brian Thompson would've been nearly unthinkable to anyone except someone like David Berkowitz.

Of course, those cheering the loudest would immediately point the finger at me accusing me of cheering what Daniel Penny did that caused the death of a deranged man threatening him and fellow passengers on a NYC subway train. The only thing people were cheering was that Daniel Penny had the bravery and presence of mind to risk his own life in restraining the deviant in question who could've been armed and indeed caused grievous bodily harm to Penny and anyone else at that time without warning. No one cheered the death, which sadly, as I and others noted was the fault of Leftist policy that created a deranged drug-addicted lost soul and unleashed him on society. So that being said, and in the wake of a sleeping woman being immolated on a NYC subway train late last week, we get this comment from a supposed thought-leader in and of the left:

Stalin famously said, “a single death is a tragedy; a million deaths are a statistic.” This is the statist bean-counter’s view of human life. Humans are sort of like widgets, existing to serve the needs of the state. . . I thought of Stalin’s words when I read what Nate Silver, the statistician, had to say about the fact that an illegal alien allegedly set a woman alight on the New York City subway. Just to get the facts straight, the illegal alien was kicked out of the country on Trump’s watch and sneaked back in on Biden’s watch. He lived for free in a homeless shelter while somehow managing to support a $ 30-a-day drug habit, in addition to drinking heavily.


. . .Bill Ackman points out what most Americans instinctively understand: That poor woman was burned alive in the most horrific fashion because of the Biden administration’s open border. Nate Silver, however, has a different take, which can be summed up thusly: “Hey, it was bad, but crime happens in big cities, so people shouldn’t get their knickers in a twist about the alleged murderer’s immigration status.”
NYC has a considerably lower crime rate than most large American cities. It's also a city of 8+ million where lots of crazy shit happens on a daily basis. I don't blame anyone for being concerned but it's sort of a test for whether you think in terms of narratives or base rates.

. . . I don’t mean to pick only on Nate Silver because his approach to the issue is typical for Democrats. They love to point out that illegal aliens commit fewer crimes than Americans or legal immigrants, which kind of overlooks the fact that every one of them is a criminal by virtue of being here. I also doubt the continuing validity of those statistics given crimes at the border that don’t go into the database, as well as the increasing aggression and geographic spread of Latin American gangs such as Tren de Aragua.

Well, a single death is a tragedy, but Comrade Stalin's fellow travelers in the Democrat Party of 2024 view it as yet another opportunity to blame the society they have worked so very hard to tear down and fundamentally transform by shifting the blame onto us who point out the conditions that allowed this barbarism to occur.

I do not know Nate Silver, nor his background. But for the life of me I cannot fathom how people that I grew up with, attended the same schools with and have similar backgrounds with, can even begin to rationalize things in so cold a manner so as to preserve their own personal political beliefs. His comments just beggar the imagination. I had quite a few liberal if not hardcore leftist professors in college back in the late 70s and yet here I am.

Then again, my mother of blessed memory and her family went through the same hell on earth courtesy of the Nazis as Anthony Blinken's (step?) father and yet there he and his ilk are, eagerly working to destroy the state of Israel and grease the wheels of Iran's atomic weapons program.

Well, if the death of a million per Stalin is a statistic, those who enthusiastically cheered Mangione for what he did, and were aghast at Daniel Penny's acquittal will one day, be the ones who will volunteer to line us up in front of a ditch and shoot us into it with a smile on their faces. That in the cold light of day is or God-forbid will be the politics that is downstream from today's culture.

Luigi Mangione has killer abs, a broad smile and a vendetta against the U.S. health care system. Progressive politicians like Sen. Elizabeth Warren and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were among several who criticized the killing, only to add “But …” to their statements. . . Chances are a MAGA rally wouldn’t cheer Mangione’s name in any setting, but liberal late-night TV watchers have had a similar reaction to some progressive politicians.Earlier this month, Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” alerted his audience that Mangione had been captured after a brief manhunt.

The crowd’s reaction? Boos. . . Why are late-night TV audiences cheering on Mangione?  It’s a complex constellation of reasons, from the Left’s embrace of political violence to our increasingly divided age. One possible culprit? Late-Night TV. These propaganda shows have been dehumanizing their political opponents for years. Trump is Hitler … and his fans are just as bad.

So, chicken and egg. Is the problem the Late Night schtick-meisters and the rest of the media/entertainment complex or is it the audiences cheering on murderers and the dehumanization of Trump and normal Americans. Or is it a self-licking ice cream cone?

Yesterday, we recalled how we marveled at the view of earth from Apollo 8 at Christmastime in 1968. Lest we forget the mindset of some of our fellow citizens at that time, such as one Bill Ayers, among others.

In No Place to Hide, Grathwohl explains that the Weathermen actually believed that they would be successful in overthrowing the U.S. government and that, with the help of the Cubans, Chinese, Russians, and North Vietnamese, they would occupy America. Americans would have to be "re-educated" in camps, similar to what the communists did in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, and other countries they had taken over. Here is one of the chilling revelations Larry Grathwohl made in the film:
I asked, "Well what is going to happen to those people we can’t reeducate, that are diehard capitalists?" And the reply was that they’d have to be eliminated.
I asked, "Well what is going to happen to those people we can’t reeducate, that are diehard capitalists?" And the reply was that they’d have to be eliminated.
And when I pursued this further, they estimated they would have to eliminate 25 million people in these reeducation centers.
And when I say "eliminate," I mean "kill."
Twenty-five million people.
I want you to imagine sitting in a room with 25 people, most of which have graduate degrees, from Columbia and other well-known educational centers, and hear them figuring out the logistics for the elimination of 25 million people and they were dead serious.

Consider this in light of those cheering on the shooting of Thompson, and the rending of cloth over the acquittal of Daniel Penny, and the passing of laws calling for the arrest of parents who refuse to let their children's genitals be lopped off and for the state to become the parents.

There are signs, the biggest one being the relative landslide victory of Donald Trump last November and a rejection of the more openly avowed Leftist policies of the Democrat party across demographic lines. Let us hope and pray that this trend is indeed a cultural shift reflected in the election and that it continues for years to come, as it must if we and our progeny are to survive and thrive. What cannot go on will not go on. Hopefully it's the evil insanity of Leftist/Progressivism and not our beloved America as we want to restore.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 26, 2024 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

2 Tech thread notified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 26, 2024 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

3 Heard ya were nood, JJ.

Put some damned clothes on!

Posted by: XTC at December 26, 2024 07:32 AM (6Uni8)

4 @Partisangirl
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Hunnikah is a celebration of the start of a Jewish gorilla war against Greece-Syrian empire in the Syrian city of Antioch that has been under illegal Turkish occupation for 100 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 07:33 AM (hoCmQ)

6 Happy Hanukkah JJ
and good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:35 AM (fwDg9)

7 Watching Fox News this early morning - so Gavin Newsom is supposed to be “smart “ and wants to president some day. And he’s decided to do that by becoming the Defender of Illegal Aliens.
Oh that’s a real genius movie right there, I tell ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:35 AM (7MHHr)

8 26 more days, America and Israel hold on

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:36 AM (fwDg9)

9

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 26, 2024 07:40 AM (OytbU)

10 Experts have found that brains are 60% fat. The other 40% is up for debate.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

11 Happy Hanukah JJ and all MOT.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 26, 2024 07:42 AM (2NHgQ)

12 4 @Partisangirl
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Hunnikah is a celebration of the start of a Jewish gorilla war against Greece-Syrian empire in the Syrian city of Antioch that has been under illegal Turkish occupation for 100 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:32 AM (gbOdA)


That's Purim, where we read the whole MAGILLA!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:43 AM (x0n13)

13 Gorilla War sounds pretty awesome, really.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (7MHHr)

14 Biden Vetoes Bill Adding 66 Needed Federal District Judgeships To Prevent Trump Filling Them

Biden vetoed it to spite

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (75ZAF)

15 10 Experts have found that brains are 60% fat. The other 40% is up for debate.
Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:41 AM (vFG9F)



All I know is if a brain cancer cure is developed from the chunk of shit they cut out of my right frontal lobe, I better get some royalties

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (x0n13)

16 13 Gorilla War sounds pretty awesome, really.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (7MHHr)



General Urko>>>> Dr. Zaius

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:45 AM (x0n13)

17 Watching Fox News this early morning - so Gavin Newsom is supposed to be “smart “ and wants to president some day. And he’s decided to do that by becoming the Defender of Illegal Aliens.
Oh that’s a real genius movie right there, I tell ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:35 AM (7MHHr)
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The result of living in a bubble sealed off from the interests of the majority of the population.

I had an interesting experience yesterday, trying to explain how woke p.c. were crippling and demoralizing to someone who left the labor force in 1999. No, it's nothing like the 1990s. Really. No, it's not made up.

This was one of the reasons I feared a civil war, because one side was completely oblivious to the guardrails they were blowing through.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 07:45 AM (ZOv7s)

18 Tinyurl is not being cooperative or else if post a link , but third story down st Legal Insurrection says judge in CA rules that feminine pronouns must be used at a trial of.
a man who raped two women in a woman's' prison. It is ludicrous and insane. Go look at the picture . It would still. Be insane if the man actually looked feminine but he looks like he should be in some boxing bout:

https://legalinsurrection.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 07:46 AM (U403t)

19 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 26, 2024 07:47 AM (M3/7y)

20 Trump trolls Trudeau by promising Canucks he’ll lower taxes if Canada becomes ‘51st state’ — and backs hockey legend Wayne Gretzky as PM

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:48 AM (75ZAF)

21 Gorilla War sounds pretty awesome, really.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (7MHHr)
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Wasn't that a Planet of the Apes film? If not, it should be.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 07:48 AM (ZOv7s)

22 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 07:49 AM (Q4IgG)

23 I hope Wayne Gretzky got a chuckle from that. He'd have to be better than Trudeau.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 07:50 AM (U403t)

24 Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins

.. if Cuba ever opens up, get the white paint concession

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:50 AM (75ZAF)

25 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

I am glad that JJ you regularly point out the anti-humanism of the left

They are all solipsistic. You are nothing but a bit player, and they are star of their own show, always.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

26 G'morning Horde. Thank you to any of you who saw, and acted upon my mention in the Sunday Morning Book Thread about John Van Stry's Kickstarter for the fifth (and last) book in his "Dan's Inferno" series.

It crossed the finish line (ie, funded fully) yesterday with about 18 hours to go, so now the series will get a proper send-off and conclusion.

Again, thank you!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 26, 2024 07:51 AM (O7YUW)

27 Hope you all had a blessed Christmas and that the light from the menorah this year, more than ever, serves as a beacon of hope not just for Jews but for all of us who yearn for freedom and for the darkness of evil and tyranny wherever it exists to be vanquished.


Thank you JJ. I hope you and your family are having a wonderful celebration!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:53 AM (SfhV1)

28 https://tinyurl.com/2jysdt2e
Yesterday's reenactment of Washington crossing the Delaware before attacking the Hessian's in Trenton

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:53 AM (fwDg9)

29 The collapse of MSNBC and the re-orientation of the LA Times and WaPo will possibly breach this bubble, but I'm convinced that a lot of Boomers effectively live in their own world, voting for the party of JFK, blissfully ignorant of trans mutilation, and that the rise of Christian Nationalism is new and scary.

For these folks, overpopulation is still a major concern, and we're running out of oil, etc. Only demographics will reduce their influence, and happily the younger people are open to this.

Cleaning up elections will accelerate this shift, and might even make California competitive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 07:53 AM (ZOv7s)

30 21 Gorilla War sounds pretty awesome, really.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:44 AM (7MHHr)
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Wasn't that a Planet of the Apes film? If not, it should be.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 07:48 AM (ZOv7s)


See me at #16


Zaius be your lucky day!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:54 AM (x0n13)

31 When I was a kid, I remember hearing of “guerrillas” fighting at a railway station in the Congo. I had this vision of gorillas with Thompson sub-machine guns attacking a railway station. I wonder if French author Pierre Boulle (Planet of the Apes) had the same vision.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:54 AM (75ZAF)

32 Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins

.. if Cuba ever opens up, get the white paint concession
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:50 AM (75ZAF)

Reading the entries from Babalu Blog, it makes me wonder how much longer the Castroites can hold out before everything collapses.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 07:54 AM (0eaVi)

33
I want a presidential pardon for Christmas
Only a presidential pardon will do
No death throes
After switch throws
I'll thank Joe Biden
And probably outlive him too

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:55 AM (vFG9F)

34 Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:53 AM (fwDg9)

I wanted to go see that. I haven't for many years and they have a great museum there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 07:55 AM (z9UrO)

35
As we used to butcher the lyrics as kids:


"Oh dreidl dreidl dreidl, I made it out of Matzoh,
And when it's dry and ready, I'll give it to a Schvar..."


Now I denounce myself

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (x0n13)

36 Cubans live like pauper but at least their health care are all equal, except those who are above equal

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (fwDg9)

37
Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins

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Leftists will whine that the US boycott of Cuba is the reason. Because we can't stand seeing a successful socialist country. No, really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (dxSpM)

38 Did Joe Biden make a Christmas address? Or is the Queen/King the only one who does that?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (SfhV1)

39 Fen me too, every year I think next year to go see the reenactment

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:57 AM (fwDg9)

40 See me at #16


Zaius be your lucky day!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:54 AM (x0n13)
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I actually missed the reference. I dimly recall the originals and have skipped the remakes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 07:57 AM (ZOv7s)

41 Or is the Queen/King the only one who does that?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (SfhV1)

Do you know something about Charles we don't know, grammie?

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 07:57 AM (0eaVi)

42 I want you to imagine sitting in a room with 25 people, most of which have graduate degrees, from Columbia and other well-known educational centers, and hear them figuring out the logistics for the elimination of 25 million people and they were dead serious.
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The scary part is that only one of them needs to even bother figuring it out and the other 24 will go along with it.

The funny part is that all 25 are in the queue and are to fucking stupid to know it.

Posted by: ... at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (EV8Eb)

43 27 Thank you JJ. I hope you and your family are having a wonderful celebration!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:53 AM (SfhV1)



Well, as the chairman and sole member of my towns "VFJ" (very few Jews), it was on the small side!


God bless you and family. Hope you're well, dear friend. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (x0n13)

44 I saw Donald and Melania made a Christmas message

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (fwDg9)

45 Leftists will whine that the US boycott of Cuba is the reason.

… but the Europeans aren’t boycotting

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (75ZAF)

46 Do you know something about Charles we don't know, grammie?

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 07:57 AM (0eaVi)


The only way to tell is to watch the pronouns.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (SfhV1)

47 Good morning!

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (1VvJB)

48 Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins
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Only a third? They must be losing their touch.

Posted by: ... at December 26, 2024 07:59 AM (EV8Eb)

49 Thanks JJ. I've been meaning to tell you, you write the best essays.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:59 AM (SfhV1)

50 44 I saw Donald and Melania made a Christmas message
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (fwDg9)


Gevalt, I read Melania as "Malia!" I now condemn myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 08:00 AM (x0n13)

51 48 Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins
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Only a third? They must be losing their touch.
Posted by: ... at December 26, 2024 07:59 AM (EV8Eb)


The next 5-year plan will do the trick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 08:00 AM (x0n13)

52 Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins
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Only a third? They must be losing their touch.
Posted by: ...

Let them live in their '57 Chevys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (xAPJi)

53 "Oh dreidl dreidl dreidl, I made it out of Matzoh,
And when it's dry and ready, I'll give it to a Schvar..."


Now I denounce myself
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (x0n13)
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For a couple of years in the 80s, I lived in Bloomfield Hills, which was 1/3 Jewish, and rather than do the anodyne "Winter Holiday crap, we did a little of everything, making Christmas ornaments, singing the carols but also building dreidls and singing those songs.

Nobody thought anything of the Jewish families throwing Halloween parties, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (ZOv7s)

54 If you wouldnt mind a few prayers or good thoughts today would be appreciated. Mr. K. Passed on Sunday and today is the funeral. Had family here for the holidays so had a bit of a distraction but today things start to get real. Thanks

Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (0QhHi)

55 Leftists will whine that the US boycott of Cuba is the reason.
… but the Europeans aren’t boycotting
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:58 AM (75ZAF)

The nice thing about Cuba is most of the population is riddled with STD's as most of the women and shemales there have to sell their holes to Dirty Euros and canadians to survive. Better to keep the place under communist lock down and let the Dirty Euros and canadians have their sex vacations on the cheap instead of Thailand or washington dc.

Posted by: World Health Organization at December 26, 2024 08:02 AM (rqga2)

56 If you wouldnt mind a few prayers or good thoughts today would be appreciated. Mr. K. Passed on Sunday and today is the funeral. Had family here for the holidays so had a bit of a distraction but today things start to get real. Thanks

Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (0QhHi)


Oh Molly, my heart aches for you. I will certainly pray.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 08:03 AM (SfhV1)

57 Morning again, all.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 08:04 AM (H9VzD)

58 This is unrelated to current news stories but the town over from me has a guy with an incredible light show. And festive display He has life size animatronic Santa and Mrs Claus, inflatables iof various Christmas related folks and what amused me- a train going around a track// not life size but not tiny and it's a Trump train with Trump as the driver. I think it also says "Go Maga" He lives near a congregation member of mine. Apparently the guy's kids are grown and out of the house, but people enjoy it so he keeps up with it and has added things every year. Of course, he doesn't charge any money but he kindly left a box to give non perishables to the local food bank. It was fun to see that last night!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 08:04 AM (cpNmX)

59 Not so very long ago, the notion that anyone would be cheering with near orgasmic glee the gunning down in cold blood of UHC CEO Brian Thompson would've been nearly unthinkable to anyone except someone like David Berkowitz.

I want to be outraged by this, but so long as Bill Gates exists I can't be. If I'm being honest, I differ in my assessment of desserts, not means. There are plenty of people whose death I would greet with a polite golf clap. Want a different result? Stop plotting against me like a Bond supervillain.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 08:04 AM (cl15i)

60 The nice thing about Cuba is most of the population is riddled with STD's as most of the women and shemales there have to sell their holes to Dirty Euros and canadians to survive. Better to keep the place under communist lock down and let the Dirty Euros and canadians have their sex vacations on the cheap instead of Thailand or washington dc.
Posted by: World Health Organization at December 26, 2024 08:02 AM (rqga2)
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Quite ironic, given that their solution to AIDS was to put everyone who had it into camps.

I seem to recall a bunch of infected troops in Angola were told to make themselves home, because they weren't going back to Cuba.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:05 AM (ZOv7s)

61 Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (0QhHi)


Will be praying for you and your family, Molly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 08:05 AM (cpNmX)

62 > Cuba: 6 Decades of Communism Leave a Third of Island’s Housing in Ruins
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Apparently their power grid isn't too spiffy either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

63 The nice thing about Cuba is most of the population is riddled with STD's as most of the women and shemales there have to sell their holes to Dirty Euros and canadians to survive. Better to keep the place under communist lock down and let the Dirty Euros and canadians have their sex vacations on the cheap instead of Thailand or washington dc.
Posted by: World Health Organization at December 26, 2024 08:02 AM (rqga2)
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Come to Havana to dip your banana.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 08:06 AM (xAPJi)

64 Happy Boxing Day!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

65 Prayers being said for Molly k, her family and her husband's friends as they grieve the earthly loss of Mr k.

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 26, 2024 08:08 AM (gxokI)

66 14
'Biden vetoed it to spite'

That's why I'd like to see a DOJ investigation of this "president", his policies and sources of income.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:08 AM (3wi/L)

67 Today is also the first day of Kwanzaa.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)

68 Got a hold of the blueprints, well underway building a Higgins Boat in my backyard. Want to do my part when the time comes for the "incursion" into Greenland. Room for 36 "troops" and their equipment. Now taking names for volunteers. NO FATTIES!

Posted by: Make Greenland Great Again at December 26, 2024 08:09 AM (G5+As)

69 Reading the entries from Babalu Blog, it makes me wonder how much longer the Castroites can hold out before everything collapses.
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 07:54 AM (0eaVi)

Cuba is demonstrating that there are worse things than revolution or invasion - if a place is run badly enough long enough, it can collapse to the point where organized, civilized life becomes impossible. The electrical grid in Cuba is shut down most of the time now; food distribution systems are collapsing; garbage pickup has stopped for months so cities are becoming mountains of refuse dumped in the streets; and overall, Cuba is sinking back to what it was before Columbus discovered it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 08:10 AM (7MHHr)

70 I don't get the whole thing about Greenland ? I assume this is joke, but why would we want to take it over?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 08:10 AM (cpNmX)

71
Leftists don't want to kill "billionaires" to take their money and use it for the poor. That's just the false nose they wear. They'd be just as happy putting all that money in a big pile and burning it. The important thing for them is killing people they hate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 08:10 AM (dxSpM)

72 Morning Horde, thx for the report JJ. Reading over at X that the labor department is again revising numbers over the last year downward. A bureaucracy trying to help the incumbent. This is an assignment for DOGE.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 08:10 AM (URPU1)

73 Morning all. I will say my Christmas was marred by the white coat project dossier that Rand Paul put out the other day. I’m so beyond pissed at the research they are doing in cats that doesn’t have a distinct purpose. By the DARPA no less. Not even Fauci.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 26, 2024 08:11 AM (BCuCF)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

75 From the tech thread...

>>Copilot is pretty good for giving you recipes if you throw a list of ingredients at it.

It's good for more than that, there is nothing better at summarizing and creating a task list of a meeting of 25-30 people and allowing you to get out meeting notes, summary's and task lists during the garbage time at the end of a typical meeting. I spend probably half of my day now on project calls so anything that can help me with retaining what's left of my mind is a G-d Send.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 08:12 AM (XV/Pl)

76 Morning, everyone. Hope your holiday celebrations were merry and bright with good food, great friends and happy families.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Leftists don't want to kill "billionaires" to take their money and use it for the poor. That's just the false nose they wear. They'd be just as happy putting all that money in a big pile and burning it. The important thing for them is killing people they hate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 08:10 AM (dxSpM)
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Once you stop looking at Marxism as an economic or political theory and instead see it as a demonic heresy, it makes a lot more sense. The slogans and claims of "scientific socialism" are just attempts to obscure that it is built on channeling envy into wrath. As the cool kids say: it's purpose is what it does, and what it does is destroy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:13 AM (ZOv7s)

78 "I don't get the whole thing about Greenland ? I assume this is joke, but why would we want to take it over?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

Trump likes to keep things even. With the addition of Canada as the 51st state, Greenland will make it a big beautiful even number 52.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

79 Did You Have 'CIA Docs Say There Was Life on Mars' on Your Bingo Card?


No, but I did have CIA is psychotic and full of shit.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2024 08:14 AM (4XwPj)

80 Morning again, all, esp. to JJ for his hard work yesterday and today during the holidays.

I'm fed and cleaned up, and the Killer Kittenz From Outer Space have had their chow too. Watching the only two-part Have Gun -- Will Travel episode on H & I now, before I decide to head out somewhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:14 AM (omVj0)

81 So it’s looking like the plane in Azerbaijan did not suffer a “bird strike “ but rather lost engine power due to a Russian SAM missile. In the video, it’s clear that the plane is dropping like a rock. You can see that the plane broke in half on landing; presumably the survivors were in the back section which wasn’t burned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 08:15 AM (7MHHr)

82 > I don't get the whole thing about Greenland ? I assume this is joke, but why would we want to take it over?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Some speculate it has to do with the abundance of rare earth minerals thought to be there. And the fact that currently China holds the market on them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)

83 Greenland can't suck more than Puerto Rico.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 08:16 AM (cl15i)

84 "why would we want to take it over?"

I assume mineral resources, and possibly geostrategic reasons (e.g., we have, or had, radar early-warning systems there.) We had a nuclear reactor there for awhile.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 26, 2024 08:16 AM (1VvJB)

85 I wonder if Mr. Peebles ever got Magilla sold off. He would not have been a low-maintenance pet. Even if he was handsome and elegant.

Posted by: He's Really Ideal at December 26, 2024 08:16 AM (G5+As)

86 Some speculate it has to do with the abundance of rare earth minerals thought to be there. And the fact that currently China holds the market on them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)
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Also: stray voltage. Keep the media chatting about it while you do other, more meaningful, stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:17 AM (ZOv7s)

87 Greenland is a miners dream for rare metals.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:17 AM (fwDg9)

88 59
'I want to be outraged by this, but so long as Bill Gates exists I can't be.'

It's about the left giving themselves permission to murder people they don't like. They start with the grossly unpopular people and move their way towards you.
Recognize that trajectory and maybe it will bother you more.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (3wi/L)

89 mrcTV gets the Dylan story all wrong.
He was a girl. Not a woman. His first posts were about being a girl. His game was getting girls to watch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (gbOdA)

90 Stalin famously said, “a single death is a tragedy; a million deaths are a statistic.”


"Kill one, you're a murderer. Kill many, you're a conqueror. Kill 'em all, you're a god."


- - - - - Dave Mustaine

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

91 I wonder if Mr. Peebles ever got Magilla sold off. He would not have been a low-maintenance pet. Even if he was handsome and elegant.
Posted by: He's Really Ideal at December 26, 2024


***
I remember that cartoon! Magilla the Gorilla holding up a sign saying "For Sale -- Cheep!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (omVj0)

92 NYC has a considerably lower crime rate than most large American cities. It's also a city of 8+ million where lots of crazy shit happens on a daily basis. I don't blame anyone for being concerned but it's sort of a test for whether you think in terms of narratives or base rates.



This is the epitome of the liberal 'end justifies the means' communist mentality. You need to just accept murder and horrific death as commonplace because we want you to die by any means necessary so they can retain eternal power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

93 It's about the left giving themselves permission to murder people they don't like. They start with the grossly unpopular people and move their way towards you.
Recognize that trajectory and maybe it will bother you more.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (3wi/L)
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Yep. The one thing Communists never run out of is class enemies.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:20 AM (ZOv7s)

94 720 and thru da links

thanks for the memories JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:20 AM (gbOdA)

95 Trump trolls Trudeau by promising Canucks he’ll lower taxes if Canada becomes ‘51st state’

No tariffs between states, Governor, I'm jus' sayin'...

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 08:20 AM (RwzGD)

96 Trump likes to keep things even. With the addition of Canada as the 51st state, Greenland will make it a big beautiful even number 52.
Posted by: AI Garbage Generator


Dump Hawaii, add Canaduh and you don't even have to change the flag.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 08:21 AM (H9VzD)

97 Mornin'!

So sorry for your loss, Molly! Prayers up.

Posted by: Catherine at December 26, 2024 08:21 AM (ZSsrh)

98 Dagny La Siberienne came to sit on the bathroom sink counter while I shaved. Now she's sprawled on the end table under my reading lamp, and rolls on her back for belly rubs. I mention this because she is still rather aloof compared to most cats I've known well. Maybe she'll grow out of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:21 AM (omVj0)

99 Today is also the first day of Kwanzaa.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:08 AM (NpAcC)



Kumswala's most favorite celebrated holiday of all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

100 I think the justification and excusing of crime is a way to get police nationalized.
Think TSA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

101 88 59
'I want to be outraged by this, but so long as Bill Gates exists I can't be.'

It's about the left giving themselves permission to murder people they don't like. They start with the grossly unpopular people and move their way towards you.
Recognize that trajectory and maybe it will bother you more.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:18 AM (3wi/L)

That trajectory already exists.

They're telling normal people they want to kill them all the time. Normal people just seem content not to hear them.

What I'm saying is: the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 08:22 AM (cl15i)

102 Greenland has no chance against China and Russia without the U.S.

https://tinyurl.com/4sku52s5

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

103 Greenland is important for all of the mineral wealth below the surface. Denmark, which owned the place, hasn't done anything productive in hundreds of years except surrender to the Germans in 1940 and all home rule has accomplished since 1979 is doodly squat. Shit or get off the pot Greenlanders!

Posted by: President Donald Trump, The Comeback Kid at December 26, 2024 08:23 AM (rqga2)

104 I think the sensationalism ginned up about CEO Brian Thompson's murder can be traced back to the social media commenters who first dreamt up the whole "evil CEO is withholding medical claims" story.

Not unlike the situation with regards to the medical community's response and actions during covid.

Thompson is the left's Fauci.

I fully understand the difference between those two situations, but I doubt the left does.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)

105 12 days of Kwanxa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGBK1E0_uQ

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

106 - Fen, regarding Greenland.

Martini Farmer may have hit part of it @82.
Also, grab a globe if you have one, look at what the route is from northern Russia to the north Atlantic and the US.
Think planes, subs and ships.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 26, 2024 08:23 AM (kjZOX)

107 *Today is also the first day of Kwanzaa.*

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 26, 2024 08:24 AM (dg+HA)

108 The Left wants to change culture to kill those people that stand in their way.

If I accept those terms, they are symmetrical. Be careful what you wish for.

The Left are un-American barbarians, unfit for a high trust, high progress society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

109 I do not know Nate Silver, nor his background. But for the life of me I cannot fathom how people that I grew up with, attended the same schools with and have similar backgrounds with, can even begin to rationalize things in so cold a manner so as to preserve their own personal political beliefs. His comments just beggar the imagination. I had quite a few liberal if not hardcore leftist professors in college back in the late 70s and yet here I am.

I think it's really no more difficult than, people like Nate Silver don't know any of these people. Not does anyone Nate Silver knows. Nor will they ever have any effect on Nate Silver's every day life.

These people have no more meaning to Nate Silver or influence on his life than an ant on the sidewalk.

It's a stretch to even call them human. Much like an aborted baby they are nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 26, 2024 08:24 AM (iJfKG)

110 Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (0QhHi)

Oh Molly I am so so sorry. There is nothing I feel equipped to say but I will pray for you and yours.

Posted by: ... at December 26, 2024 08:24 AM (EV8Eb)

111 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

112 I fully understand the difference between those two situations, but I doubt the left does.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:23 AM (Q4IgG)
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Health care CEOs were created by the government, and operate under its strict supervision. But since the government never makes mistakes, they scapegoat the CEOs.

Useful idiots and all that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 08:25 AM (ZOv7s)

113 What we have seen is no one cares about made up Cultural Marxist holidays

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:25 AM (fwDg9)

114 Take Greenland.

Give up Hawaii, where the native people hate us anyway and vote reliably Dem.

Seems a fair trade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:26 AM (omVj0)

115 Good morning, J.J. Thank you for a comprehensive tour d'horizon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

116 That's Purim, where we read the whole MAGILLA!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 07:43 AM (x0n13)
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I hope you're just kidding.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 08:26 AM (Hbs7G)

117 Mr. K. Passed on Sunday and today is the funeral. Had family here for the holidays so had a bit of a distraction but today things start to get real. Thanks
Posted by: Molly k. at December 26, 2024 08:01 AM (0QhHi)



Most sincere condolences and prayers to you an yours in this time of great sorrow. May The Lord's hands heal you and grant you peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

118 Don't understand the cover pic. And this is AFTER coffee!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 08:27 AM (Hbs7G)

119 If any leftist begins cheering the murder of the CEO and blaming him for healthcare costs just look at them and say "yup Obamacare sucks" . Watch them start twitching

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 08:28 AM (URPU1)

120 *Also, grab a globe if you have one, look at what the route is from northern Russia to the north Atlantic and the US.
Think planes, subs and ships.*

Also known as "The G-I-UK gap."

Posted by: But you didn't hear it from me at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (dg+HA)

121 Wow JJ! Your commentary is very deep and spot on. I have seen Bill Ayers walking the streets of Chicago and is a little troll. Had a friend who attended Northwestern Law York, and said that Bernie Dohrn did not shower

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

122 {{{Molly k.}}}

May your family comfort you. Prayers ascending for a eventual acceptance and recovery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

123 Mangione murdered the healthcare company CEO because Owebamacare FIXED healthcare, you guys.

Now that it's been passed for a while and violent, murderous libtards are seeing what's in it, they're killing about it.

Seems their rage is directed incorrectly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Kumswala's most favorite celebrated holiday of all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
She remembers fondly that after finishing her shift at McDonald's she would come home and light the kinara while smoking weed and listening to Tupac.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

125 {molly k.}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

126 121. Sorry Northwestern Law School

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:30 AM (YCxFk)

127 Greenland has no chance against China and Russia without the U.S.

Greenland has 50,000 people and it's about the size of the US, East of the Mississippi. They couldn't even defend themselves against Denmark.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 08:30 AM (RwzGD)

128 Healthcare CEOs were created by the IRS. Wage freeze laws forced companies to find benefits that were outside of wages and healthcare then became a game.

It has been a game ever since then to hide wages and/or increase benefits.

It was never about health. Ocare is the same. It has noting to do with health and was designed to crash the system so that we got Medicaid for all.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

129 {{{Molly k.}}}

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

130 “Hey, it was bad, but crime happens in big cities, so people shouldn’t get their knickers in a twist about the alleged murderer’s immigration status.”

.. I'm sure they were thinking the same thing when Hitler overran Poland

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 08:32 AM (RHGPo)

131 Molly k I am so sorry for your loss. Sending prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

132 Remember a movie once, where a guy in his 30's bragged to a woman saying, that he never left NYC limits his whole life, not even for a minute. And was proud of that

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

133 In scrolling through my Teams contacts, I'm the only one online right now. Seems I'm missing something.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

134 112
'Health care CEOs were created by the government, and operate under its strict supervision. '

Health care CEOs are the condom. Government is the schlong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:33 AM (3wi/L)

135
We've got a gorilla for sale
Magilla Gorilla for sale
Won't you
Buy him
Take him home and try him
Gorilla for sale

Posted by: From the days of my misspent yute at December 26, 2024 08:33 AM (dg+HA)

136 Remember a movie once, where a guy in his 30's bragged to a woman saying, that he never left NYC limits his whole life, not even for a minute. And was proud of that
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:33 AM (YCxFk)



Once we get to our ranchland, I'm fine with at some point saying this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

137 Silver has blown 2 prez elections now. He is irrelevant

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (YCxFk)

138 @120 - yep
Something I learned about reading Red Storm Rising, a bit over 20 years ago. I figure the SOSUS system through there that Clancy mentioned is a thing too.
One of our salty ones would know better.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (kjZOX)

139 Silver has blown 2 prez elections now. He is irrelevant
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (YCxFk)



I'm quite sure he's blown more than that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Morning Sponge. How is the Mrs?

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:35 AM (YCxFk)

141 54
'If you wouldnt mind a few prayers or good thoughts today would be appreciated.'

God bless you. I'll be thinking of you.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 26, 2024 08:36 AM (3wi/L)

142 Morning Sponge. How is the Mrs?
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:35 AM (YCxFk)



She's doing ok. Another attempt at the 2nd round of chemo today. White count was too low last week, so we go in for a quick test and try again. She's not liking this new round all that much. It really kicks her butt. SOOOO tired all the time and just overall miserable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

143 I am very sorry Molly

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:36 AM (YCxFk)

144 https://x.com/search?q=gorilla%20war&src=typeahead_click

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

145 137 Silver has blown 2 prez elections now. He is irrelevant
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:34 AM (YCxFk)

Silver has blown 2 prez
that 2x Monica

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

146 "why would we want to take it over?"

If you believe in Global Warming™ think of all that beach front property, just like all the investors who bought up the land just on the east side of the San Andreas fault.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 08:38 AM (rHxhM)

147 38 Did Joe Biden make a Christmas address? Or is the Queen/King the only one who does that?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 07:56 AM (SfhV1)


No Christmas address by FJB. DOCTOR Jill must have told him and the Ruling Cabal NO. She is at least smart enough to know it would make even more people h@te Joe if he made a typical FJB address for Christmas this year. A scolding of the nation by FJB about raycissm, equity, global warming, and not living up to who Joe thinks we are as a nation. Plus a sentence or two about Christmas. And a sentence about Beau.

Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2024 08:39 AM (aBgBM)

148 I hate gorilla warfare.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 26, 2024 08:39 AM (dg+HA)

149 https://x.com/search?
q=gorilla%20war&src=typeahead_click
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:37 AM (gbOdA)
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lulz but I think you broke the margin, which mean you'll make a cob go apesh*t.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 08:40 AM (Hbs7G)

150 My Christmas list. I'm still waiting ....

A Truth Commission focused on J6 and its tentacles. I'm looking at you Nancy.

Severe cuts to foreign aid especially anything that funds NGOs. What's not stolen is used to pay the salaries of Lefties who hate us.

An end to "birthright citizenship." An Executive Order followed by legislation and SCOTUS upholding.

College loan reform.

Peace in Ukraine. Stop the madness. Deep State hardest hit.

A Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle.

A boy can still dream ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 08:40 AM (Gqoy+)

151 The experiment's 'subject' was transported to the planet during the specified year, reporting an 'oblique view of a pyramid' and a 'very large road' with a monument similar to those known among ancient Egyptians on Earth, the report claims.

The vision then shifted to a population of 'very large people' searching for 'a new place to live because their environment was corrupted.'

... this would support the view that life began elsewhere and then moved to the Earth

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

152 I'd say time for a recall on those San Diego County Supervisors that voted to protect illegal felons, but San Diego is no longer a Red county. Karma would be those supervisors who voted for this atrocity being victims of violent illegals.
Fire burns, water wets.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 08:40 AM (ynpvh)

153 Ahh Scandanavia.

1. Finland hated Stalin more than Hitler, and even fought side by side with Germans.
2. Swedes gave Germans their Iron Ore for the Panzers, and hid
3. Danes let Germans invade without a single shot.

Norwegians only ones who fought

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:41 AM (YCxFk)

154 TeeJ

Not so sure how well that system has been maintained or upgraded.

The controls seem to be in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Moved from Newfoundland. But don't really know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

155 Joe's brain is figgy pudding. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come done retired.

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (vFG9F)

156 *Norwegians only ones who fought*

But we were the ones with cool little red pocket knives.

Posted by: The Swiss Army at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (dg+HA)

157 Molly K condolences to you and your family . Prayers sent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (URPU1)

158 The insanity of the lame duck session has to be changed. Obama's scum was able to use Joe's dementia to confirm a lot of awful left judges to district courts. Many GOP senators too busy partying to block them

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (YCxFk)

159 Something's flying:

All four Moscow airports closed temporarily, Russia's aviation watchdog says

By REUTERS
DECEMBER 26, 2024 15:25

Russia's aviation watchdog said on Thursday that all four Moscow airports and the airport in Kaluga, 160km (100 miles) southwest of Moscow, were closed temporarily, without giving the reason.

"Aircraft crews, air traffic controllers and airport services are taking all necessary measures to ensure flight safety," the statement from Rosaviatsia said.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (Hbs7G)

160 >>Something I learned about reading Red Storm Rising, a bit over 20 years ago. I figure the SOSUS system through there that Clancy mentioned is a thing too.
One of our salty ones would know better.

Yes. And the follow-on would be P-3C Orions deployed out of Brunswick, ME or Jacksonville, FL dropping LOFAR buoys in a 5-6-5 distributive field based upon a SOSUS-generated ellipse to localize and eventually track a target.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 26, 2024 08:43 AM (Y1sOo)

161 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J04wUKZUCI
any avaition incident or crash watch Blanco....
aircraft hit by Sam rear and side...all hydraulic fluid gone no control of the aircraft except through both engines used to control the aircraft....

Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2024 08:44 AM (+t9Oi)

162 Mornin’, All. Happy Boxing Day.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 08:44 AM (v6JzV)

163 Ignoramus

Fauci sent to Hungary or Italy for interrogation.

Soros deported to Hungary.

Releasing the Biden files.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

164

On the twelfth day of Kwanza all my baby daddies gave to me 17 aborted babies, syphilliticgonococalchankeritis and herpes!

Posted by: Kamala's Pesky Rundown at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (VLH5c)

165 A dog and cat meat restaurant owner in Ba Ria - Vung Tau Province, southern Vietnam succumbed to rabies on Thursday after a brief illness, a local hospital where he was given treatment confirmed the same day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

166
... this would support the view that life began elsewhere and then moved to the Earth
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

It actually supports the view that the CIA has been overrun by drug addicted grifters for a long time now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (7MHHr)

167 She's doing ok. Another attempt at the 2nd round of chemo today. White count was too low last week, so we go in for a quick test and try again. She's not liking this new round all that much. It really kicks her butt. SOOOO tired all the time and just overall miserable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
I am waiting and praying for the day that you announce she is cancer free.
F Cancer!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

168 Happy Boxing Day.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 08:44 AM (v6JzV)


Is that where you try to cram all the Christmas boxes into the recycling bin?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)

169 In scrolling through my Teams contacts, I'm the only one online right now. Seems I'm missing something.........
Posted by: Sponge


Join the club. We are switching our entire operation from SAP to SAP S4Hana on Jan 6th. All hands on deck for Customer Service & IT.

Everyone else? Nah, that's ok. Don't bother.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 08:46 AM (H9VzD)

170 I am so sorry, Molly K. I pray you find comfort and strength in the coming minutes, hours and days.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 08:46 AM (p4NUW)

171 Ahh Scandanavia.
1. Finland hated Stalin more than Hitler, and even fought side by side with Germans.
2. Swedes gave Germans their Iron Ore for the Panzers, and hid
3. Danes let Germans invade without a single shot.
Norwegians only ones who fought
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:41 AM (YCxFk)

There is a documentary of BoobYou about a group of marxist swedes who supported Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge in the late 60's and early 70's with money and moral support who cheered then denied the genocide in Cambodia. They are still alive and in positions of power in Sweden and Europe. They should be arrested for promoting genocide and crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Zombie Prince Norodom Sihanouk at December 26, 2024 08:47 AM (rqga2)

172
*"Aircraft crews, air traffic controllers and airport services are taking all necessary measures to ensure flight safety," the statement from Rosaviatsia said.*

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: 99 luftballons at December 26, 2024 08:47 AM (dg+HA)

173 Speaking of Nanzi, is she still in a hospital in Germany?

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:47 AM (fwDg9)

174 *******
I am waiting and praying for the day that you announce she is cancer free.
F Cancer!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)



Meeee tooooo.


Thank you, and I agree 10000%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

175 The Swiss Army

When threatened by the Kaiser's Army in WWI, the Swiss commander was asked what he would do. He was outnumbered two to one.

Knowing of the high marksmanship standard in the Swiss forces, he said "Fire twice and celebrate."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

176 I hate gorilla warfare.
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 26, 2024


***
Orangutan snipers are the worst!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (omVj0)

177 To be fair, Denmark fought for a day at least.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (fwDg9)

178 148 I hate gorilla warfare.
Posted by: Charlton Heston at December 26, 2024 08:39 AM (dg+HA)

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

179 Greenland has no chance against China and Russia without the U.S.

The world would probably be better served with Greenland under China's control since at this point there is no material difference between the current Deep State and China's bureaucracy - both are profoundly dysfunctional and anti-human.

The key difference is China would exploit Greenland's resources and the world would benefit from the bounty whereas the USG would go ahead and lock the land up for eternity in the name of keeping it "pristine".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (rHxhM)

180
Is that where you try to cram all the Christmas boxes into the recycling bin?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)



Nah, that's the day the Royal help get's to actually celebrate Christmas and open gifts with loved ones instead of wiping Royal ass on the actual Christmas Day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

181 On the twelfth day of Kwanza all my baby daddies gave to me 17 aborted babies, syphilliticgonococalchankeritis and herpes!
Posted by: Kamala's Pesky Rundown at December 26, 2024 08:45 AM (VLH5c)

Ten Horse Hair Wiiiiigs!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 08:49 AM (xAPJi)

182 What's this about gorilla glue? Did I miss something?

Posted by: dantesed at December 26, 2024 08:49 AM (Oy/m2)

183 "NYC has a considerably lower crime rate than most large American cities. ... it's sort of a test for whether you think in terms of narratives or base rates."

"This is the epitome of the liberal 'end justifies the means' communist mentality"

I grew up and currently live in The Bronx. Many here want to rag on NYC but their real argument is with most of Manhattan and hipster Brookklyn. We are the still the safest large US city. And we've had an ability to work our way out of our fuck-ups to survive and thrive.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 08:50 AM (Gqoy+)

184 @173

>>Copilot is pretty good for giving you recipes if you throw a list of ingredients at it.

I doubt it, she's probably convalescing at one of her myriad of Chateau's the Pelosi's have purchased with their ill-gotten gains.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 08:50 AM (XV/Pl)

185 - Red Ryders are nice.
I'll go with the 1894 Spittin' Image I got for Christmas 60 years ago. Taught myself how to shoot from the manual that came with it. No dad you see.
Turned out okay. First real firearm used, M16 in basic.
Highest record fire score in all 5 or 6 companies at basic graduation ceremony,,, late Dec '72'.
And then the army, in its thoughtful wisdom, put me in a 155mm howitzer unit.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 26, 2024 08:50 AM (kjZOX)

186 Skip

The Danes got all of their Jews out of Denmark to Sweden in 1943. Very few were exterminated by the Nazis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

187 aircraft hit by Sam rear and side...all hydraulic fluid gone no control of the aircraft except through both engines used to control the aircraft....
Posted by: qmark at December 26, 2024 08:44 AM (+t9Oi)

Yes that video looks definitive - explains why the plane flew into the ground a mile or two short of the runway. I’ve seen Russian SAM missiles as basically being a core of high explosive surrounded by a couple hundred large ball bearings. The damage on the plains tail looks like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 08:51 AM (7MHHr)

188 But Chimps just want to have fun, and sling poo

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:51 AM (fwDg9)

189 Big Horn Armory Inc. touts its AR500 as the world’s most powerful AR-style rifle. The semi-automatic weapon is chambered in the company’s own .500 Auto Max cartridge and can thump out half-inch diameter bullets just as fast as a shooter can stand to pull the trigger.

Cause they dont make a 51

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (gbOdA)

190 A simple definition of "culture" that I've often used in training is "the things we do when no one is watching".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (a3Q+t)

191 Fed agents and organizations prodding banks to "debank" individuals over conservative beliefs is a terrible problem. I hope President Trump can attack this Nazi-like behavior from the top. I'm very surprised it hasn't been attacked from the bottom yet. Would be a shame if a couple branches a week burned overnight. Not advocating it here, of course, but this is downright evil and like most evil, it continues until the oppressors suffer real loss for it.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (G5+As)

192 - "But really don't know."

Which means you know a lot more about it than I do, NaCly.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (kjZOX)

193 I was talking how the Danes fought a day then surrendered

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (fwDg9)

194 Let's try this again....

@173

>>Speaking of Nanzi, is she still in a hospital in Germany?

I doubt it, she's probably convalescing at one of her myriad of Chateau's the Pelosi's have purchased with their ill-gotten gains.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (XV/Pl)

195
Sorry, I've always disliked the Swedes. Lefty moralizers who made bank out of selling iron ore to the Nazis. Producers of pornographic filth. Abortion pioneers. Supporters of every anti-American cause. I'm enjoying seeing the Muzzies destroy them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (dxSpM)

196 Did Joe Biden make a Christmas address?

I think the last Christmas Address that FJB gave was post C19 Plandemic when he wished America a Winter of Severe Illness and Death.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (rHxhM)

197 Have a great day, everyone.

May your path be serene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

198 Happy Boxing Day.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 08:44 AM (v6JzV)


Is that where you try to cram all the Christmas boxes into the recycling bin?
Posted by: grammie winger



Returns Day at Wal Mart.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (H9VzD)

199 But Chimps just want to have fun, and sling poo

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:51 AM (fwDg9)




*Lyrics in Cindi Lauper's trash can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

200 188 But Chimps just want to have fun, and sling poo
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 08:51 AM (fwDg9)

Scientist #1
Your smart ass monkeys still throw shit
Scientist #2 points to whiteboard
yes, but now they keep score

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

201 Returns Day at Wal Mart.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 08:53 AM (H9VzD)

Rent is due Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

202 Molly K., prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 08:54 AM (v6JzV)

203 Sweeeeden, Jerry!! Sweeeeden!

Posted by: Kramer and his hot tub at December 26, 2024 08:55 AM (dg+HA)

204 Sorry, I've always disliked the Swedes. Lefty moralizers who made bank out of selling iron ore to the Nazis. Producers of pornographic filth. Abortion pioneers. Supporters of every anti-American cause. I'm enjoying seeing the Muzzies destroy them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 08:52 AM (dxSpM)



But I think they DID create the "Manamana" song.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

205 The worst, most far left Scandi government in the world is in Minnesota.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 08:55 AM (7MHHr)

206 Not so very long ago, the notion that anyone would be cheering with near orgasmic glee the gunning down in cold blood of UHC CEO Brian Thompson would've been nearly unthinkable to anyone except someone like David Berkowitz.

Almost every "core belief" of the left currently is something they would have denied anyone would want a few years ago.

Remember how much the left made fun of bible thumping reich wingers for claiming gay marriage would lead to anything else or have any effect on them? Hell, Mabe Galor wanted to kick people off this blog for saying so.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (oZhjI)

207 Nanzi is back in the US unfortunately. There were pictures the other day of her arriving someplace in a black SUV. These people never go away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (URPU1)

208 Swedes pay something like 70 percent in taxes. Cradle to grave.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (SfhV1)

209

Momma calledKwanzaa "Scvhvanza."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)

210 But for the life of me I cannot fathom how people that I grew up with, attended the same schools with and have similar backgrounds with, can even begin to rationalize things in so cold a manner so as to preserve their own personal political beliefs.

Many people, especially those of weak morality, are willing to rationalize anything as long as it allows them to still get a paycheck.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 08:57 AM (oZhjI)

211 A passenger plane possibly hit by a Russian surface-to-air missile?

And today Russia is grounding all their commercial aircraft "for unknown reasons."

I have one, potential reason...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 08:57 AM (Q4IgG)

212 Azerbaijan Airlines Flight Reportedly Hit By Russian Missile On Christmas Day

Azerbaijani government sources told Euronews on Thursday that a Russian surface-to-air missile hit Azerbaijan Airlines Flight J28243, ultimately causing the plane to crash during an emergency landing attempt in the Kazakhstani city of Aktau shortly thereafter.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

213 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
SCOTT JENNINGS: Yes, we need Greenland. I want Trump to do it. I am personally applying to be the military governor of Greenland if we take control of it.

https://tinyurl.com/2p98s7wc

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

214 Swedes pay something like 70 percent in taxes. Cradle to grave.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (SfhV1)



But will rag your ear endlessly about how they have free healthcare, education, blah blah blah..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

215 I'm so sorry Molly. Praying for your peace and comfort.

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at December 26, 2024 08:58 AM (zhAIW)

216
Oh, I forgot. ABBA. Who provided the music for that most loathsome of shows, "Mamma Mia!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 08:58 AM (dxSpM)

217 Momma calledKwanzaa "Scvhvanza."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)



*fistbump to JJ's mom*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

218 A Russian SAM was fired at the Embraer ERJ-190 during a drone swarm above Grozny, the capital city of Chechnya, Russia. The SAM detonated near the commercial jet and unleashed a spray formation of shrapnel that damaged the plane's rear fuselage and flight controls.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

219 Whoopsie! I am wrong. FJB did make a Christmas 'message' video.

https://youtu.be/Sdry0CfypSk

It's not as terrible as I predicted. But I don't find it happy, uplifting, or joyous. Reflect on how you can be less ungood, serfs!

No people or any living creatures are seen. Only White House Christmas decorations videoed by a drone flying through the White House. Ending with a shot of a miniature White House. Of course. FJB has to remind everyone he is still President.

Posted by: Gref at December 26, 2024 08:59 AM (aBgBM)

220 Fed agents and organizations prodding banks to "debank" individuals over conservative beliefs is a terrible problem

Being in the banking industry (currently retail, formerly investment), the "debanking" has everything to do with risk management.

The regulators have created a structure of tests and thresholds for the accounts held. † It is in the bank's own financial interest to avoid audits, penalties and other ill-will from the regulators and the insurance organizations to thin out accounts that are considered "risky". See also Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB).

† Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act of 2010

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 08:59 AM (rHxhM)

221 My oldest uncle died in 1940 fighting the Germans in the invasion of Norway. Both my Mom and Dad's side lived under the occupation 1940-45. They didn't get treated as bad as Poles or Russians, but it stunk on ice.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at December 26, 2024 08:59 AM (G5+As)

222 Late-Night TV. These propaganda shows have been dehumanizing their political opponents for years. Trump is Hitler … and his fans are just as bad.

My favorite moment was when Colbert announced on his show that Trump had fired Comey. Now remember up until that point the left had argued that Comey was a terrible person and part of the Trump inner circle because he admitted that Hillary had committed multiple felonies when he gave his speech on how he would not prosecute her.

So when Colbert announced his audience started cheering - they were supposed to hate Comey right? But then Colbert vox-plained to them why it was a bad thing and sure enough within a couple of minutes they were now booing the action they had been cheering...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)

223 These people never go away
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (URPU1)



The blood of fetus' has amazing life giving power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

224 If we're going for Greenland I'd ask Denmark to throw in Iceland.

The Brits occupied Iceland during WWII without permission to deny the Nazis a strategic asset. The USA later joined in.

During WWII you could have been ordered to fight the Japanese in the jungles of Burma like one of my uncles, or caught malaria with the Royal Navy like another of my uncles, or you could have been sent to Iceland where nubile ladies collectively decided to expand Iceland's limited gene pool.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 09:00 AM (Gqoy+)

225 I think we all knew this, but Kwanzaa is. Fake holiday started by radical who tortured at least one Black woman:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzdpdu8


This is from 2016. I bet this reporter got fired and no longer works for the past

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (vLImv)

226 On Boxing Day
When in England, it was explained as I understood it, the day after Christmas the nobility and well off boxed leftovers from Christmas feast and gave to servants and employees.
I stick by this

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (fwDg9)

227 Boxing Day is Sydney - Hobart Race day.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (LkLld)

228 Only White House Christmas decorations videoed by a drone flying through the White House.

So the Chinese/Iranians are now flying their drones in the White House, not just the greater New Jersey MSA.

Is the Mother Ship™ anchored in the Potomac?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (rHxhM)

229 "Mabe Galor wanted to kick people off this blog for saying so.
Posted by: 18-1 "

He did.

*displays badge of honor*

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (vFG9F)

230 If we're going for Greenland I'd ask Denmark to throw in Iceland.

Meh, I'll pass on a bunch of in-bred socialists...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:02 AM (oZhjI)

231 So when Colbert announced his audience started cheering - they were supposed to hate Comey right? But then Colbert vox-plained to them why it was a bad thing and sure enough within a couple of minutes they were now booing the action they had been cheering...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)



Lemmings led off the cliff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Thoughts and prayers with you, Molly, to help you get through this day.

Posted by: Wenda at December 26, 2024 09:02 AM (2EeNt)

233 Gustavus Adolphus and Charles XII rocked. Sweden hasn’t been worth crap since they left the scene.

Well, OK, Anita Ekberg…

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:02 AM (v6JzV)

234 "Mabe Galor wanted to kick people off this blog for saying so.
Posted by: 18-1 "



He acts like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

235 232 Thoughts and prayers with you, Molly, to help you get through this day.
Posted by: Wenda at December 26, 2024 09:02 AM (2EeNt)

Prayers from me as well

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 09:03 AM (VE6XX)

236 "... nubile ladies..."

*Perks up*

Posted by: Most guys at December 26, 2024 09:03 AM (dg+HA)

237 Gustavus Adolphus and Charles XII rocked. Sweden hasn’t been worth crap since they left the scene.

Well, OK, Anita Ekberg…


Don't forget Britt Ekland

Posted by: Some Wickerman at December 26, 2024 09:04 AM (oZhjI)

238 Take Greenland.

Give up Hawaii, where the native people hate us anyway and vote reliably Dem.

Seems a fair trade.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 08:26 AM (omVj0)

Until it becomes a new province of China. Then what?

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:04 AM (0eaVi)

239 So when Colbert announced his audience started cheering - they were supposed to hate Comey right? But then Colbert vox-plained to them why it was a bad thing and sure enough within a couple of minutes they were now booing the action they had been cheering...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)

Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Oceania was at war with Eastasia! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong faces on them. It was sabotage! The agents of Goldstein had been at work! The thing that impressed Winston in looking back was that the speaker had switched from one line to the other actually in midsentence, not only without a pause, but without even breaking the syntax.

Posted by: 1984 at December 26, 2024 09:04 AM (rqga2)

240 > Boxing Day is Sydney - Hobart Race day.
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It even has a YouTube stream.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (Q4IgG)

241
Until it becomes a new province of China. Then what?
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:04 AM (0eaVi)



Japan would fight them for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

242 The US had a protectorate over Greenland during WWII.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (v6JzV)

243 *Lyrics in Cindi Lauper's trash can.
Posted by: Sponge

What makes this comment even funnier is her "Money Changes Everything" video.

Posted by: Ozone Park at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (G5+As)

244 Until it becomes a new province of China. Then what?

Sell it to Japan?

Yes all our ancestors from the 40s would role over in their graves but...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (oZhjI)

245 Nate Silver can make his Stalin-esque pontifications from afar because nothing has ever happened to him. I suspect he'll change his tune if he ever experiences it himself like Ana Kasparian did.

Posted by: Halfhand at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (TYY5I)

246 lots of crazy shit happens on a daily basis. I don't blame anyone for being concerned but it's sort of a test for whether you think in terms of narratives or base rates.
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I might not agree with that take, though I could accept it at face value if people on the Left were consistent about that.

They are not.

Go ahead and ask this scruffy little ass spelunker about George Floyd. He wouldn't start lecturing about the statistical likelihood of an unarmed black man being killed by police officers. He'd just give you a rousing chorus of Black Lives Matter.

All rhetoric and reasoning is totally situational for them. Don't bother trying to suss out some kind of consistent worldview they might have. It doesn't exist beyond the next morning's media message.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (lRinz)

247 > Take Greenland.

Give up Hawaii, where the native people hate us anyway and vote reliably Dem.
---------
Hawaii might be the only thing currently keeping the ChiComs from setting up shop in California, Oregon and Washington state.

More specifically, Pearl Harbor is. And maybe Guam. If it doesn't tip over.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (Q4IgG)

248 3. Danes let Germans invade without a single shot.

Norwegians only ones who fought
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 08:41 AM (YCxFk)
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Not true. There's a movie about it (9 April 1940, I think) and there was some resistance (they knocked out a panzer), but were ordered to surrender because there was no possible way to win. Denmark had sat out WW I, and figured (like the Dutch), that they could do the same in WW II. A bunch of Danish troops fled to Sweden, where they were "interned" and then converted into "police" to assist defending Sweden. They were issued M40 pistols and took them back to Denmark after the war, and these were sold into the US as surplus.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

249 The silent film version of Nosferatu 1922 is available on YT.

https://tinyurl.com/4ftn43us

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at December 26, 2024 09:07 AM (aD39U)

250 >>It even has a YouTube stream.

It do.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:07 AM (LkLld)

251 Remember how much the left made fun of bible thumping reich wingers for claiming gay marriage would lead to anything else or have any effect on them? Hell, Mabe Galor wanted to kick people off this blog for saying so.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (oZhjI)

Seeing you mentioned that fool on- he had stayed on X, posting and reposting his hatred for Trump and all of Trump’s supporters.
But since the election, he deleted his No X account and all of his posts, ever, and fled to the far left comfort of Bluesky, where he and his bulwark friends can censor each other into oblivion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:07 AM (7MHHr)

252 Communism is always for the other people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 09:07 AM (xAPJi)

253 205. Spot on Tom. Minnesota only state that never voted for Reagan

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:08 AM (YCxFk)

254 I suspect he'll change his tune if he ever experiences it himself like Ana Kasparian did.
Posted by: Halfhand at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (TYY5I)



The red-pilling of her has been moderately entertaining. I mean, you can literally see her head smoke as she realizes the batshit craziness of what she's been supporting all these years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

255 Ireland was the worst though. Only neutral or wimpy nation that actually supported the Nazi's

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:09 AM (YCxFk)

256 "Hunnikah" half-assedly supports the assertion that "Happy Holidays" started off with somebody trying to say Happy Hannukah, but people who say yarr-mull-kee couldn't goy it and needed an escape route.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 09:10 AM (zdLoL)

257 Ireland was the worst though. Only neutral or wimpy nation that actually supported the Nazi's
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:09 AM (YCxFk)



They're only happy when their warring with themselves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

258 The Danes made an arrangement to keep their own government and then saved almost every Jewish Dane. The Norwegians bought in.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:11 AM (RIvkX)

259 The New Yorker
@NewYorker
J. Edgar Hoover made the F.B.I. into a powerful but nonpartisan colossus. Kash Patel’s chief goal, by contrast, is to weaponize the Bureau to protect Donald Trump and wreak vengeance on his Administration’s enemies.f

https://tinyurl.com/2n9bhzje

Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

260 Communism is only for the Communists

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:11 AM (fwDg9)

261 I'm fine. What day is it?

Posted by: Kay Granger at December 26, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)

262 @NewYorker
J. Edgar Hoover made the F.B.I. into a powerful but nonpartisan colossus. Kash Patel’s chief goal, by contrast, is to weaponize the Bureau to protect Donald Trump and wreak vengeance on his Administration’s enemies.



All they have is lies. Period.

There's soooo much bullshit in that one statement, it makes actual bulls jealous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

263 J. Edgar Hoover made the F.B.I. into a powerful but nonpartisan colossus. Kash Patel’s chief goal, by contrast, is to weaponize the Bureau to protect Donald Trump and wreak vengeance on his Administration’s enemies.

I love to see their receipts for this libel.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:13 AM (rHxhM)

264 I'm fine. What day is it?
Posted by: Kay Granger at December 26, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)




Those living in Ft. Worth should be really pissed off about now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

265 Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Oceania was at war with Eastasia! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong faces on them. It was sabotage! The agents of Goldstein had been at work! The thing that impressed Winston in looking back was that the speaker had switched from one line to the other actually in midsentence, not only without a pause, but without even breaking the syntax.
Posted by: 1984 at December 26, 2024 09:04 AM (rqga2)
====

Gleichschaltung without end.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:13 AM (RIvkX)

266 Until it becomes a new province of China. Then what?

Sell it to Japan?

Yes all our ancestors from the 40s would role over in their graves but...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 09:05 AM (oZhjI)

Well, even if the natives don't like people who look like me, I get the feeling their numbers of the population is going down. They won't be a threat, but having a hostile nation half way between us and Asia seems to call for us to keep it.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Past at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (0eaVi)

267 > I suspect he'll change his tune if he ever experiences it himself like Ana Kasparian did.
Posted by: Halfhand at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (TYY5I)

The red-pilling of her has been moderately entertaining. I mean, you can literally see her head smoke as she realizes the batshit craziness of what she's been supporting all these years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
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I wonder how much of this going around is real "red-pilling" and not just more method acting to keep the clicks (revenue) coming in.

I'm dubious about most of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

268 >>J. Edgar Hoover made the F.B.I. into a powerful but nonpartisan colossus

I don't know if anyone has noticed but our elites are really stupid and dishonest.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (LkLld)

269 Momma calledKwanzaa "Scvhvanza."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)

“They darker than us! Woof!”

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (gbOdA)

270 Had a professor in college ( early 80s) who grew up in Norway. He was 10 - 11 yrs old when the Germans invaded. His contribution to the resistance was getting blown out of bed when guns in the fort on Oslo fjord opened up and sank the Blucher . His family later escaped to Sweden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (URPU1)

271 I give Finland a pass for WW2 - they were fighting their own private war against the Soviets, and nobody was willing or able to send them any help (which they needed) except Germany. Our side sold Finland out because of our deal with Stalin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (7MHHr)

272 All rhetoric and reasoning is totally situational for them. Don't bother trying to suss out some kind of consistent worldview they might have. It doesn't exist beyond the next morning's media message.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2024 09:06 AM (lRinz)
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The consistent world view is that whatever they want is justified and that they are unbound by any moral constraints because they are just better than everyone else.

Yard Sign Calvinism and Justification By Rage Alone pretty much define their mentality, which seems erratic, but only because people are using secular materialist measures of it.

This is also why reason and logic will not work on them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (ZOv7s)

273 Kash Patel wants to weaponize the FBI to protect Trump. You mean like the Biden administration weaponized it to attack parents, Christians and patriotic Americans?

EABOD, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

274 I can't say I'm surprised by Nate Silver's reaction to that poor woman being burned alive by a savage illegal migrant. Since Communists are focused on material things, human beings are simply "things" to used be used to achieve Communist Utopia(tm). Thus, this woman is merely a "thing" in the view of Communists: her life had no intrinsic value, and focusing on her death at the hands of migrant is an obstacle to building Communist Utopia(tm).

I've prayed the Rosary for her soul.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 09:15 AM (pJWtt)

275 261 I'm fine. What day is it?
Posted by: Kay Granger at December 26, 2024 09:12 AM (dg+HA)

Judges would have accepted YEAR.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

276 Gustavus Adolphus and Charles XII rocked. Sweden hasn’t been worth crap since they left the scene.

Well, OK, Anita Ekberg…
Posted by: Bulg
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My best memory of Sweden was the Swedish bikini team.
That was before woke took over.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 26, 2024 09:16 AM (Lo97M)

277
Screw Ireland. And the Irish. They whined they were a bunghole because they were controlled by the British. They got their independence, had a civil war, then remained a bunghole for a century until they became a money-laundering center. They produce nothing useful. They're like the Palestinians of Europe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:16 AM (dxSpM)

278 There's soooo much bullshit in that one statement, it makes actual bulls jealous.

I was trying to parse that sentence into where it wouldn't be a lie and the only conclusion I came up with is that New Yorker is admitting that the "Administration's" enemies are indeed guilty of federal crimes that merit vigorous prosecution.

The key here is the word "vengeance" where the definition is seeking retribution or punishment against someone in response to wrong or injury. It is driven by a desire for justice.

I don't have a problem with that motivation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:16 AM (rHxhM)

279 Gary Varvel conservative cartoon on "Presidential portraits":

https://tinyurl.com/bddjv8pv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 09:16 AM (MDgRg)

280 I wonder how much of this going around is real "red-pilling" and not just more method acting to keep the clicks (revenue) coming in.

I'm dubious about most of it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)



I agree. Now that Chunk Weegur is starting to spew against the left, I'm VERY suspect. He's a high plains grifter of order.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

281 I wonder how much of this going around is real "red-pilling" and not just more method acting to keep the clicks (revenue) coming in.

I'm dubious about most of it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

Remember Milton Friedman - good government is about giving bad people the incentives to do good things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:17 AM (7MHHr)

282 Socialism is for the people
Not the Socialist

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:17 AM (gbOdA)

283 Our side sold Finland out because of our deal with Stalin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:14 AM (7MHHr)
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How was Finland sold out? They got a great deal - stay non-aligned and you don't get occupied like the rest of Eastern Europe. Helsinki went from a backwater to a place of drama and intrigue, a major world city where East and West came to negotiate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:17 AM (ZOv7s)

284 Why does Creepy Joe get 25 more days in office?

Posted by: I gotta ask at December 26, 2024 09:18 AM (dg+HA)

285 @255 the Swiss were neutral but were very happy making bank with the Nazis. After the war they admitted this and returned $100m . How much they actually got is anybody's guess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:18 AM (URPU1)

286 I think I just saw an ad for Meta virtual 3d old people porn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM (gbOdA)

287 What I appreciate now about Cenk and Kasparian is that they’re showing an ability to think independently, which is a huge rarity for those on the left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM (7MHHr)

288 The Young Turks are neither.

Posted by: Someone has to say it at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM (dg+HA)

289 J. Edgar Hoover wore a dress. No wonder Dems like him.

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:20 AM (vFG9F)

290 the Swiss were neutral but were very happy making bank with the Nazis. After the war they admitted this and returned $100m . How much they actually got is anybody's guess
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:18 AM (URPU1)
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They were very helpful as a conduit for Red Cross parcels. Sweden as well. Lots of Allied troops lived because of those packets.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:20 AM (ZOv7s)

291 What I appreciate now about Cenk and Kasparian is that they’re showing an ability to think independently, which is a huge rarity for those on the left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM (7MHHr)



But, thinking they're just pandering to bide time (and continue to make money) until the next leftist uprising when they can return to spewing leftist donkey dung is not out of bounds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

292 How was Finland sold out?

Stalin attacked Finland, they didn’t invade Russia. The allies ignored it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:21 AM (7MHHr)

293 " I think I just saw an ad for Meta virtual 3d old people porn.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

Life-like wrinkles?

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:21 AM (vFG9F)

294 Chunk sputters and screams and is emotionally , a hyperhormonal 12 year girl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (RIvkX)

295
Finland got about the best deal they could because they fought back. Stalin wanted to take over the whole place but the Red Army got beaten so badly in the Winter War that he decided it wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (dxSpM)

296 I think I just saw an ad for Meta virtual 3d old people porn.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM (gbOdA)



Nursing home residents need love too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

297 Chunk sputters and screams and is emotionally , a hyperhormonal 12 year girl.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (RIvkX)




"There's strength in numbers."

- - - - - Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

298 Yard Sign Calvinism and Justification By Rage Alone

I get the "Justification By Rage Alone", but how do you get "Yard Sign Calvinism"?

"Calvinism" is the slur used by Free Will Enthusiasts to characterize the Doctrines of Grace.

There is no grace in the Left. There is no mercy. There is no atonement. There is no Elect. Their view is more Pharisitical under an increasing strict and dogmatic ad hoc laws and traditions.

I would characterize their colorful signs as Yard Phylactery.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (rHxhM)

299 I hate to think of the processing power expended on rendering wrinkles.

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (vFG9F)

300 > Why does Creepy Joe get 25 more days in office?
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I'd really like someone to tally up the days *biden was actually at the White House "working."

Hell.... just count the days he was there. Bet it's barely 50% of the time. Because he wasn't running anything but his mouth most of the time. His staff is, and has been the nominal "president" since he sat at that desk on day one, and as the EO's were shoved in his face asked; "what am I signing?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (Q4IgG)

301 Centuries old paintings of angels uncovered at the church Paul Revere attended:

https://tinyurl.com/4vp8cs93

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (MQJVv)

302 What's the best thing about Finland?

Jean Sibelius.

Posted by: dantesed at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (Oy/m2)

303 Remember Milton Friedman - good government is about giving bad people the incentives to do good things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:17 AM (7MHHr)
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You should always welcome defectors. The "no prisoners" attitude can be self-defeating as you end up creating your own resistance.

Timely reminder that while the Reds were still executing 'fascists,' Franco figured out that decent treatment caused captured troops to enlist in his armies. He added 70,000 men to his ranks when he conquered northern Spain.

You don't have to trust them with your life, but welcoming them further thins their ranks, leaving only the nutjobs, who will drive their party off an electoral cliff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (ZOv7s)

304 Still causes me to SMH that someone with the last name Kasparian, which is Armenian, would appear on a show called The Young Turks. Is apparently willing to overlook that genocide thingy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (URPU1)

305 Couldn't they find any real old people willing to do the deed?

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (vFG9F)

306 Still causes me to SMH that someone with the last name Kasparian, which is Armenian, would appear on a show called The Young Turks. Is apparently willing to overlook that genocide thingy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (URPU1)



They celebrate that shit. Because they are inherently evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

307 I see a lot of excuses for these neutral countries, and how they did some minor positive things. But by staying on the sidelines, it only made it easier for the Nazi's to go unabated, and secure the Concentration camps

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:25 AM (YCxFk)

308
Jean Sibelius.

Posted by: dantesed at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (Oy/m2)



She's hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

309 Norwegian Resistance got more than 900 Jews to safety in Sweden or England. About 750 Jews died after being arrested by German authorities and deported to camps. Quisling and his installed government was hated by most Norwegians. He was dealt with in 1945.

Posted by: Norseman at December 26, 2024 09:26 AM (G5+As)

310 https://tinyurl.com/4vp8cs93
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (MQJVv)

Neat

Posted by: It's me donna at December 26, 2024 09:26 AM (VE6XX)

311 There is no grace in the Left. There is no mercy. There is no atonement. There is no Elect. Their view is more Pharisitical under an increasing strict and dogmatic ad hoc laws and traditions.

I would characterize their colorful signs as Yard Phylactery.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:23 AM (rHxhM)
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They are the Elect and they very much believe this. See also Thomas Sowell's Visions of the Anointed.

Its the cheap knock-off version of Calvinism, and the label works because they hate it. They imagine themselves as the witches at Salem, but they're the ones holding the torches.

This is also why they use the term "deplorables" because everyone not of the Elect was damned before time began, and therefore they do not convert, only destroy.

And it's all wrapped up in yard signs telling you how good they are. "By these yard signs they are saved."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:27 AM (ZOv7s)

312 The New Yorker
@NewYorker
J. Edgar Hoover made the F.B.I. into a powerful but nonpartisan colossus. Kash Patel’s chief goal, by contrast, is to weaponize the Bureau to protect Donald Trump and wreak vengeance on his Administration’s enemies.f

https://tinyurl.com/2n9bhzje
Posted by: redridinghood at December 26, 2024 09:11 AM (NpAcC)


The "strange new respect" for the memory of J.Edgar Hoover is moderately amusing. I have been wondering if the calumnies (e.g., he was a cross-dressing homosexual*) that began to be circulated after his death was just a bunch of Commie propaganda meant to discredit him. Being just 29, I'm old enough to remember that he was held in pretty high regard when Hoover was still alive.

I've recently come across a couple of books written by Hoover, and discovered that he was a dedicated anti-Communist and was warning Americans of the dangers posed by that ideology. I have begun to suspect that Hoover stuck around until he died because he knew that Communists had buried themselves like ticks into the body-politic.

*G. Gordon Liddy has claimed to have found heterosexual pornography at Hoover's apartment, after his death.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 09:27 AM (pJWtt)

313 But, thinking they're just pandering to bide time (and continue to make money) until the next leftist uprising when they can return to spewing leftist donkey dung is not out of bounds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Joe Biden is shitting the bad so completely on his way out that this won’t happen for decades now.

The Dem party now has no leadership, no core able to stop them from continue to splinter into radical factions. Romney era Republicans were moribund; it took a leader like Trump to unify the core and drive the troublemakers and quislings like Kristol out of the party. The Dems will be out of power until someone like that rises up on their side.
Right now, they have no one who even has a chance of doing that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:27 AM (7MHHr)

314 I think I just saw an ad for Meta virtual 3d old people porn.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 09:19 AM


I need a post-Congressional career, you know.

Posted by: Nanci P. at December 26, 2024 09:27 AM (a3Q+t)

315 23 I hope Wayne Gretzky got a chuckle from that. He'd have to be better than Trudeau.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 07:50 AM (U403t)

******

Gilmore Tuttle, Ogie Oglethorpe, Clarence "Screeming Buffalo" Swamptown, Ross "Mad Dog" Madison, and Andre "Poodle" Lussier would all be better PMs than Trudeau.

Posted by: Burgermeister Meisterburger at December 26, 2024 09:28 AM (ZB7RZ)

316 Salazar in Portugal wanted to join the Allies, but he was afraid that doing so would lead to Franco’s joining the Axis.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

317 - When you can't even get the most simple of don't do this correct -

Matt 23:9 - And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Man in substitute of God indeed.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 26, 2024 09:28 AM (kjZOX)

318 How about this. Finnish troops who fought combat with the SS against Stalin, actually received Iron Crosses.

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:28 AM (YCxFk)

319 Off sock!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 26, 2024 09:29 AM (ZB7RZ)

320 The Dem party now has no leadership, no core able to stop them from continue to splinter into radical factions. Romney era Republicans were moribund; it took a leader like Trump to unify the core and drive the troublemakers and quislings like Kristol out of the party. The Dems will be out of power until someone like that rises up on their side.
Right now, they have no one who even has a chance of doing that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:27 AM


Have you possibly forgotten our *magical* ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, laddie?

Posted by: GOPe at December 26, 2024 09:29 AM (a3Q+t)

321
And it's all wrapped up in yard signs telling you how good they are. "By these yard signs they are saved."


OK, that makes sense. Thank you.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 26, 2024 09:29 AM (rHxhM)

322 301 Centuries old paintings of angels uncovered at the church Paul Revere attended:

https://tinyurl.com/4vp8cs93
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December

This is cool. I love an Italian is doing the restoration- 300 years ago is like yesterday in Italy!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (T6NOp)

323 316. Yes. And Lisbon was the only escape route to America for Ingrid Bergman and Victor Lazlo

Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (YCxFk)

324 The problem is some Puppeteer is running Sundowner's mouth and writing hand.

In my mind it's Grima Wormtounge whispering in Sundowner's ear
" you want to commute all death row inmates"

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (fwDg9)

325
Ireland was neutral because they hated the Brits. And it wasn't just De Valera. Everyone in Ireland wanted neutrality.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (dxSpM)

326 I see a lot of excuses for these neutral countries, and how they did some minor positive things. But by staying on the sidelines, it only made it easier for the Nazi's to go unabated, and secure the Concentration camps
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:25 AM (YCxFk)
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The safe havens cut both ways. Portugal still has an alliance with the UK, the oldest treaty in the world. In WW II, the Brits said they were more useful on the sidelines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

327 Director Bob Clark, who brought us A Christmas Story, and his son were killed by an illegal alien drunk driver.

Police determined that the SUV's driver, Héctor Manuel Velázquez-Nava, had a blood alcohol level of three times the legal limit and was driving without a license.[15] Velázquez-Nava was described by federal authorities as being in the U.S. illegally.[16] The driver initially pleaded not guilty to two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter,[17] but changed his plea … and was sentenced to six years

Posted by: Tmitsss at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (7xhuD)

328 How about this. Finnish troops who fought combat with the SS against Stalin, actually received Iron Crosses.
Posted by: Jonah at December 26, 2024 09:28 AM (YCxFk)

Lauri Torni.

Posted by: Buried At Arlington National Cemetery at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (rqga2)

329 One side cheers evil and the other side cheers Good. One side is unable to make logical comparisons.

It also is somewhat explained by one of my favorite metaphors.

The world is made up of 90% sheep, 5% wolves and 5% sheepdogs and a significant percentage of those sheep can't tell the difference between a wolf and a sheepdog.



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (D6PGr)

330 Good Morning, J.J. Excellent write up contrasting culture and politics. Put me in mind of some of our military customs and how they were derived over time.

Saluting with the right hand showed you were not armed and respected the other person to be unarmed as well. Grew out of Roman service. Became culture that is still in use today.

Formal dining etiquette is an example of how we behave in public with lethal weapons in our hands to preclude misunderstandings.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (MsrgL)

331 Finland got about the best deal they could because they fought back. Stalin wanted to take over the whole place but the Red Army got beaten so badly in the Winter War that he decided it wasn't worth it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:22 AM (dxSpM)


The Finns call their little slice of WWII, the "Continuation War." Their goals were not those of Hitler, and he got frustrated that the Finns wouldn't invade deep into Russia.

During the Winter War (1939-40), the Finns manning the Mannerheim Line were slaughtering so many Russians, the Finnish Army realized that they had to cycle units out of the line to allow them to decompress from the mental strain, rather than from casualties.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (pJWtt)

332 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV)

333 Have you possibly forgotten our *magical* ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, laddie?
Posted by: GOPe at December 26, 2024 09:29 AM (a3Q+t)

Trump is the antidote. Look at his list of nominees. Sure there’s a couple we can quibble about, but overall it’s the strongest list of nominees I’ve ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (7MHHr)

334 The driver initially pleaded not guilty to two counts of gross vehicular manslaughter,[17] but changed his plea … and was sentenced to six years
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM (7xhuD)



Deport him. Kick him out of the back of a C-130 with a parachute and see if he figures out how it works before touch down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

335 The world is made up of 90% sheep, 5% wolves and 5% sheepdogs and a significant percentage of those sheep can't tell the difference between a wolf and a sheepdog.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 09:33 AM


Bah.

Posted by: The sheep at December 26, 2024 09:35 AM (a3Q+t)

336 Ireland was neutral because they hated the Brits. And it wasn't just De Valera. Everyone in Ireland wanted neutrality.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (dxSpM)
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A lot of Irish crossed into Ulster to enlist with the British, and quite a few Republican troops did so as well, and were only forgiven decades later.

De Valera was far more rabid than his countrymen and remember he also placed the Republic in a state of emergency for the duration of the war.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

337 De Valera was far more rabid than his countrymen and remember he also placed the Republic in a state of emergency for the duration of the war.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 26, 2024 09:36 AM (ZOv7s)

Genius! No elections during war time!

Posted by: Z Manski at December 26, 2024 09:38 AM (0eaVi)

338 Cuba is demonstrating that there are worse things than revolution or invasion - if a place is run badly enough long enough, it can collapse to the point where organized, civilized life becomes impossible.
_____

Cuba is crumbling along in slow motion towards becoming another Haiti. Sad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2024 09:40 AM (fs1hN)

339 The U.S. Marshals Service has ceased a government-funded security detail for Anthony Fauci, marking the end of a $15 million arrangement in place over the past two years.
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Kavanaugh should try to get this deal because, unlike Mengele-Fauci, an actual nutjob tried to kill him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2024 09:43 AM (IgeaQ)

340 In my mind it's Grima Wormtounge whispering in Sundowner's ear
" you want to commute all death row inmates"
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 09:30 AM (fwDg9)



He commuted everyone because he firmly believes that the death penalty is universally morally abhorrent, except for white racists. They get the needle apparently.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at December 26, 2024 09:44 AM (aD39U)

341 Condolences Molly

Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2024 09:45 AM (FhXTo)

342 From a piece I wrote many years ago. In two parts.

My thoughts on “Culture”.

Culture:
Is evolutionary.
Is faster than and less permanent than genetic/physical evolution.
Is the transmission through the generations of emotional reactions to ideas, symbols, things.
Is lived, experienced, assimilated from the environment especially during childhood years.

Culture is/can be changed by:
Individual revelation which can be just for the individual or if expressed, as art, as an idea, ideal, can cause a change in the culture.
Immersion in different culture, or just contact which results in cultural trade, blending.
Forced immersion which should be called brainwashing.

What is transmitted through the generations:
Principles of a social organization of human society. What is “good”, and “bad”. What “human” is and does.

Posted by: geoffb at December 26, 2024 10:14 AM (r//c2)

343 Part 2

A “culture” is a complex set of internalized emotional reactions that a cultural group have in common. At the base there are emotional responses that are genetically “hard wired” in. These form the basis of what we call “human nature”. “Culture” is layered on top. It is “learned” for the most part in childhood and adolescence by living in, experiencing the culture of the adults surrounding one.

Emotional reactions can be learned, pathways in the brain formed to associate certain emotions with certain ideas, symbols, actions. That doing this on a group level forms a culture. The bonds of a culture are emotional in nature.

Successful, functional cultures build in concert with human nature’s hard wiring. Dysfunctional cultures build in conflict with human nature. The conflicts make for the dysfunction. They inflict costs on the culture that lower it’s utility to most of the humans living under it. Most, but not all, there will always be some that benefit and will try to keep the even the most dysfunctional culture from changing.

Posted by: geoffb at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (r//c2)

344 Sincere condolences,Molly for the lost of your dear husband. Prayers for strength and comfort for you & your family.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 26, 2024 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

345 "Mabe Galor wanted to kick people off this blog for saying so.
Posted by: 18-1 "

He did.

*displays badge of honor*
Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 09:01 AM (vFG9F)

I, and many others, came here after being bounced off the bicycle seat sniffers blog, L.G. Fartballs. I guess my sense of humor was not amusing over there.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 26, 2024 10:22 AM (iODuv)

346 Nate Silver is comparing apples to oranges. He takes the entire cohort of "all immigrants" and compares it to one death, maybe even a few deaths. Not significant!

Yet the true comparison is between two individuals: the illegal alien drug addict/lunatic and the woman he burned alive.

Big difference.

Posted by: PJ at December 26, 2024 10:56 AM (RRCAT)

347 Nate Silver..pffft. Didn't he used to have a contract with ABC?
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>Real Clear Politics, December 25, 2024, Biden Christmas Message: Too Often We See Each Other As Enemies, Not As Fellow Americans

President Biden delivers his 2024 Christmas message over video of the White House Christmas decorations.

Guess what? If I didn't watch it when it was live, I don't need to see reruns of that two-faced bas**rd afterwards.
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Now the real FJB:

>Aljazeera, December 26, 2026, Biden condemns Russia’s ‘outrageous’ Christmas attack on Ukraine
Biden promises surge in weapons deliveries to Ukraine after drone and missile barrage hits its power grid.

I say, prove it wasn't the little Netflix worm & his Azov battalions and mercenaries. Yup, have your own opinions.

But it's undeniable FJB is going to the bitter end - Jan. 19, 2025 - itching for war War after "Russian attacks kill one in Ukraine, damage energy infrastructure."

JFB says, Don't. Don't touch energy infrastructure!?
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Speaking of watching live & Netflix - What a lousy ass thing for NFL to put the game on there & try to draw more audience with Mrs. Carter shaking the goods on Christmas Day. Ho, ho, ho, suckers.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 26, 2024 11:33 AM (NFX2v)

348 Democrats committed the largest mass hanging in the country's history was against Italians in New Orleans. Now, an Italian shoots a rich dude in the back, and the Marxist women remind us all how horny they are for an abortion opportunity.

Posted by: wferrin at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (+eMmJ)

349 A reminder that this was the mindset of Chesa Boudin, who destroyed San Francisco, Rep Jamie Raskin-who is one of the most powerful members of the House Democrats, Barack Obama-who was sponsored by Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrm, and of course, Eric Holder-who worked at Sidley Austin where Bernadine worked. True, the timeline may have been different but the pedigree was the same.

Posted by: wferrin at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (nx6bl)

350 The Circle of Evil is closed. From Charlie Manson to Bernadine Dohrn to Sidley Austin to Michelle&Barack Obama.
"But what also shouldn’t be forgotten was how the murders inspired Bernardine Dohrn, the ’60s militant Marxist who spearheaded the Weather Underground.

That surreal, cruel moment came at the appropriately titled “War Council” held in Flint, Michigan on December 27, 1969, two days after Christmas. It was attended by some 400 student radicals from the SDS-Weathermen cabal, who promoted this political-ideological-sexual gathering as a collective “Wargasm.” For the lovely ’60s hippies, it would be (as usual) a night of radical politics, unrestrained sex, and violence.

Among the ringleaders was the late John Jacobs, who had coined a fitting slogan for the evening and for the entire movement: “We’re against everything that’s good and decent.” That became obvious when the indecent Bernardine Dohrn grabbed the microphone. “We’re about being crazy m——-rs,” Dohrn shouted, “and scaring the s–t out of honky America!' "

Posted by: wferrin at December 26, 2024 05:49 PM (aH9SQ)

351

"It was like a radical revival meeting, with the Rev. Dohrn at the political pulpit. Inspired by the spirit — that is, some sort of spirit — Bernardine fired up her brothers and sisters with her hideous ruminations on the vicious Tate-LaBianca murders."

Posted by: wferrin at December 26, 2024 05:50 PM (aH9SQ)

Daily Tech News 26 December 2024

Top Story



Tech News

  • Here's some of the best indie titles released in 2024. (WCCFTech)

    The best major titles of 2024 are Black Myth Wukong. Astro Bot is reportedly also fun, though short.


  • Apple is not planning to let Google be broken up by the government without a fight. (WSJ) (archive site)

    Apple has filed to intervene in the penalty phase of the Google antitrust case, now that the judge has ruled that Google has violated antitrust law.

    The reason is that Google pays Apple about $20 billion per year to be the default search engine in the Safari browser.

    Which is a good reason.


  • Lenovo's P14s workstation laptop is 60% off right now. (Notebook Check)

    This is not a cheap model so even at 60% off it's still $1700, but for that you get an Intel 155H CPU, a 14.5" 3072x1920 display, 96GB of RAM, 2TB of SSD, and RTX 500 dedicated graphics. Which aren't anything special but are better than the integrated graphics in the CPU.

    And it has the Four Essential Keys.

    I checked the Australian store and we only get a 20% discount, leaving the price for the same configuration at A$4760, just a touch expensive.


  • How to survive as a software developer in the era of AI. (Backchannel)

    Step One: Build a moat and feed anyone who tries to tell you it is the "Era of AI" to the alligators. Or crocodiles/caimans/gharials depending on your location.

    Such people are not only not to be trusted, but should be actively distrusted. When the Era of AI comes, Skynet will notify you.


Disclaimer: And then crash immediately because someone mentioned David Mayer.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Someone asked this in a thread yesterday but I don't think that it was ever answered, and it's a good question. Is there anyway to get around the announcement from YouTube: "Sign in to prove you're not a bot?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:08 AM (gfK5Z)

2 Yeah, 2024 was pretty bad for games. Veilguard is another massive crapfest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 04:09 AM (bss/y)

3 1 Someone asked this in a thread yesterday but I don't think that it was ever answered, and it's a good question. Is there anyway to get around the announcement from YouTube: "Sign in to prove you're not a bot?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:08 AM (gfK5Z)

Huh. I never run into that one. Or ads. Brave browser seems to take care of a lot of the stuff under the hood just by using it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 04:10 AM (bss/y)

4 1 Someone asked this in a thread yesterday but I don't think that it was ever answered, and it's a good question. Is there anyway to get around the announcement from YouTube: "Sign in to prove you're not a bot?"

Create a throwaway account and sign in?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2024 04:10 AM (BLOW1)

5 Yeah, 2024 was pretty bad for games.

And movies.

And television.

And books.

And ...

Thank goodness there are older things to play, watch, and read because they've decided to stop making things normal people (for a very liberal definition of normal) would like to play, watch, or read.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:13 AM (cl15i)

6 Thank goodness there are older things to play, watch, and read because they've decided to stop making things normal people (for a very liberal definition of normal) would like to play, watch, or read.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:13 AM (cl15i)

There have been a few games: Shadow of the Erdtree (elden ring expansion.) Lies of P. Space Marine 2. Helldivers 2 (which managed to rise to the heights and fall within a few months.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 04:19 AM (bss/y)

7 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 26, 2024 04:19 AM (Wg6v7)

8 There have been a few games: Shadow of the Erdtree (elden ring expansion.) Lies of P. Space Marine 2. Helldivers 2 (which managed to rise to the heights and fall within a few months.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Yeah. Helldivers 2 managed to shoot itself in the head, but Space Marine 2 seems to be a solid game written by sane people.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2024 04:24 AM (BLOW1)

9 There have been a few games: Shadow of the Erdtree (elden ring expansion.) Lies of P. Space Marine 2. Helldivers 2 (which managed to rise to the heights and fall within a few months.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 04:19 AM (bss/y)

At the movies tonight (Nosferatu - boo, hiss), my wife saw an ad for an Indiana Jones game. It's the first game I've seen her enthusiastic for in a while (she's the vidya gamer between us).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:25 AM (cl15i)

10 G'Day everyone
Its Boxing Day and the Feast of St Stephen

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:31 AM (fwDg9)

11 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:25 AM (cl15i)

Was Nosteratu (sp?) not any good, because son is interested in seeing it. He also wants to see the new movie about Bob Dylan. He and spouse will have to go see both movies, because while I think on Dylan is an interesting guy. Timothee Chalmet in real life seems to be an annoying super leftist gay guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:31 AM (DfdQC)

12 At the movies tonight (Nosferatu - boo, hiss), my wife saw an ad for an Indiana Jones game. It's the first game I've seen her enthusiastic for in a while (she's the vidya gamer between us).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:25 AM (cl15i)

I have honestly not heard a huge amount about it. Right now, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle has a 91% user rating on steam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 26, 2024 04:31 AM (bss/y)

13 So, my recommendation for anyone interested in Nosferatu is to see it and make their own judgment. That said, I did not like it, and I have seen the film the one and only time I will see it. I could go on, but would hate to spoil it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:33 AM (cl15i)

14 Merry Christmas!

Yes. It's still Christmas (the twelve days). It only just got started. All that stuff before Christmas wasn't Christmas. It was Advent.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 04:34 AM (ZmEVT)

15 They also watched the silent film version of Nosteratu. Vampires and the undead is not my thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:35 AM (DfdQC)

16 Also, your son had admirably eclectic tastes.

I would like to volunteer Timothy Chalamet for the first manned mission to the sun. (I will concede he was good in Bones and All, a truly creepy horror movie.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:36 AM (cl15i)

17 And, at the risk of pouring gasoline on the dread generation wars, one benefit of the passage of time is going to be hearing less about Bob Dylan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:38 AM (cl15i)

18 I'm not making these misspellings of course. Grey boxes are demon haunted. They do these things to hurt us.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:40 AM (cl15i)

19 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:36 AM (cl15i)

Yes, so. Likes a lot ofinteresting films including Japanese ones which I had never heard of ( Lady one was about some 90 year old famous sushi chef in Tokyo)and I second your opinions about Timothee Chalamet., but heh, I wanted to see Bonhoeffer which must have only lasted week at the local movie theatre.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:40 AM (hYSQE)

20 Despite my earlier bitterness, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. And despite those who want to constrain our freedoms, we have more breathing room with Trump returning. For that we thank the Divinity...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 26, 2024 04:41 AM (TGPs7)

21 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:38 AM (cl15i

Iif Dylan is a super leftist he's kept his political views to himself. I think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:42 AM (hYSQE)

22 Bob Dylan shacked up with some very connubial creatures...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 26, 2024 04:42 AM (TGPs7)

23 "Last" one, not "Lady" one. You're not the only one dealing with typos and stupid autocorrect. Bear,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:44 AM (hYSQE)

24 I have no idea. My objection to Dylan is that I have ears. (And, yes, I am self-aware enough to recognize how ridiculous it is for me to be bent out of shape about others' musical tastes given my own.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:44 AM (cl15i)

25 For that we thank the Divinity...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 26, 2024 04:41 AM (TGPs7)

Yes we do!

Posted by: Giles Overreach at December 26, 2024 04:44 AM (rcnBO)

26 Dylan has a lousy voice, but I think he wrote or some good songs including "You gotta serve somebody"He did write that correct, not just perform it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:46 AM (hYSQE)

27 I think that's right. I like Knockin' on Heaven's Door and All Along the Watchtower. I just like them performed by someone else.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:52 AM (cl15i)

28 Seeing these last few years Nosferatu on Halloween I would like to see the new version. Have doubts about remakes but would watch it.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:53 AM (fwDg9)

29 28 Seeing these last few years Nosferatu on Halloween I would like to see the new version. Have doubts about remakes but would watch it.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:53 AM (fwDg9)

Dracula (and Nosferatu is just Dracula with the serial number filed off) is evergreen, like Shakespeare. My problems with the film are not the familiar remake-reboot ones. Eggers is earnest about source material. That's just not enough.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:59 AM (cl15i)

30 Speaking of the passage of time, I saw "Death on the Nile" with Annette Bening.

Ay Carumba.

Gal Gadot was as beautiful as ever.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 05:00 AM (ZmEVT)

31
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2024 05:09 AM (tljrc)

32 Evening and morning of Boxing Day to all the early risers and late toilers! Christmas 2024 is now in the rear view mirror. Linda gave me a couple ounces of pipe tobaccos from the local cigar and pipe shop; my bottle of Merlot and box of milk chocolates went over pretty well. (But if you won't tell your partner and friend of, well, decades what you want when he asks, you get generic presents. It's just that simple.)

Weather here: drearily warm, 60 F. now with fog, going to 70 today, and 77 (!) tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:19 AM (omVj0)

33 And of course, the cats love the wrapping paper from our presents.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:20 AM (omVj0)

34 At the movies tonight (Nosferatu - boo, hiss), my wife saw an ad for an Indiana Jones game. It's the first game I've seen her enthusiastic for in a while (she's the vidya gamer between us).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:25 AM (cl15i)

Is she aware that it is a First Person perspective game?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 26, 2024 05:21 AM (mK5Lf)

35 And if she is interested in Indiana Jones it's on Game Pass if you have that, or it might be worth getting Game Pass for a month just to play it. I think I heard maybe 15 hours or so of gameplay?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 26, 2024 05:23 AM (mK5Lf)

36 Is she aware that it is a First Person perspective game?
Posted by: Buzzion at December 26, 2024 05:21 AM (mK5Lf)

No. But that won't bother her, I don't think. First-person shooter is one of her favorite genres.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 05:27 AM (cl15i)

37 Reasonable weather this next week, no cold snaps but rain a few days.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 05:28 AM (fwDg9)

38 4 1 Someone asked this in a thread yesterday but I don't think that it was ever answered, and it's a good question. Is there anyway to get around the announcement from YouTube: "Sign in to prove you're not a bot?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 04:08 AM (gfK5Z)

Create a throwaway account and sign in?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 26, 2024 04:10 AM (BLOW1)

Merry Boxing/Proclamation Day, Pixy! I hope you are happy-holidaying.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 05:31 AM (VnUSN)

39 w00t

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 05:31 AM (VnUSN)

40 No. But that won't bother her, I don't think. First-person shooter is one of her favorite genres.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 05:27 AM (cl15i)


I didn't say shooter. There is shooting. But a lot of puzzles and platforming too.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 26, 2024 05:32 AM (mK5Lf)

41 Boxing/Offering/Proclamation Day. At a minimum.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 05:34 AM (VnUSN)

42 "Boxing Day sales: crowds flock to stores around Australia in search of bargains
"Shoppers expected to splurge on homewares and beauty products, with retail spending projected to top $1.3bn on Boxing Day" (Guardian)

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 05:35 AM (VnUSN)

43 I didn't say shooter. There is shooting. But a lot of puzzles and platforming too.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 26, 2024 05:32 AM (mK5Lf)

Yeah, she'll dig that too. Her basic interests are: first person shooter (Call of Duty, Wolfenstein), puzzles and finesse (Sphinx, Prince of Persia, Tomb Raider), and, for lack of a better term, modern arcade (Crash Bandicoot).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 05:36 AM (cl15i)

44 "The survey of more than 1,000 Australians revealed almost half did not think about how the gifts they bought for others will be disposed of...."

Imagine.

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 05:39 AM (VnUSN)

45 Good morning, good people. +5 and no perceptible wind here in the Adirondacks. Cycles are repeating, downright cold during the week, then warming to high 30's and mid 40's for the weekend with the attendant 3" of snow. I sure hope the village has a tidy sum socked away for snow removal and a reliable salt supply or there are gonna be issues.

Meanwhile, let there be maximum benefit resulting from your efforts today with commensurate grief inflicted on the leftwit algae that infest us.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 26, 2024 05:48 AM (hKoQL)

46 Quiet here this morning. The post-Christmas hangover, or tristesse, I guess?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:58 AM (omVj0)

47 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 06:01 AM (H9VzD)

48 46 Quiet here this morning. The post-Christmas hangover, or tristesse, I guess?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 05:58 AM (omVj0)

Buncha layabouts who take their cardboard memberships for granted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 06:02 AM (cl15i)

49 Hour and half and only a half cup of coffee to show for it.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:03 AM (fwDg9)

50 Boxing Day sales:



Aka, Black Friday sales. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 06:03 AM (H9VzD)

51 No hangover here. That's probably why I am awake so early.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 06:03 AM (ZmEVT)

52 I have not gone to bed yet. I'm on vacation and therefore sleeping the sleep of the undead.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 06:06 AM (cl15i)

53 Bob Dylan wrote Jimi Hendrix's best song.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2024 06:09 AM (KAi1n)

54 Happy Boxing Day, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2024 06:09 AM (AN2gy)

55 Boxing Day?

Oh Lawd. I suppose the servants will want the day off again this year.

Posted by: Leslie Ellery Bertram IV at December 26, 2024 06:09 AM (ZmEVT)

56

I prefer first person masturbators, where you run around, solve puzzles and platforms, and splooge all over faces, breasts, and front/back holes... and occasional works of art...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 26, 2024 06:11 AM (VLH5c)

57
At the familial gathering yesterday, my youngest niece took an immense liking to me and was by my side almost constantly. It was cute. She sang "The Christmas Hippo" on her karaoke toy (the first time I had ever heard the song itself) and later told me, "I want you for Christmas next year!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 06:15 AM (xG4kz)

58 57
At the familial gathering yesterday, my youngest niece took an immense liking to me and was by my side almost constantly. It was cute. She sang "The Christmas Hippo" on her karaoke toy (the first time I had ever heard the song itself) and later told me, "I want you for Christmas next year!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 06:15 AM (xG4kz)

; )

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 06:15 AM (VnUSN)

59
Bob Dylan performing "Like a Rolling Stone" in concert with The Band at their farewell concert ranks among my best Dylan tracks in which he sings. "Tangled Up In Blue" and "Lily, Rosemary and The Jack of Hearts" are the other two tracks in that grouping.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2024 06:24 AM (cWeHZ)

60 Traffic isn't as light as I expected. It's not normal heavy, but it is heavier than I expected for the day after.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 06:24 AM (H9VzD)

61
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
19h
Merry Christmas and may you have a wonderful New Year! 🎁🎄🎅

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 06:24 AM (VnUSN)

62 https://tinyurl.com/2jysdt2e
Reenactment of Washington crossing the Delaware yesterday

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:26 AM (fwDg9)

63 I always thought it was "tangled up in poo."

Posted by: Leslie Ellery Bertram IV at December 26, 2024 06:26 AM (ZmEVT)

64 Boxing Day?

Oh Lawd. I suppose the servants will want the day off again this year.
Posted by: Leslie Ellery Bertram IV at December 26, 2024


***
Things just have not been the same since that awful war!

Posted by: The Crawleys of Downton Abbey at December 26, 2024 06:29 AM (omVj0)

65 I got to hear Richie Havens perform Just Like a Woman in concert, and by that time he had probably played it enough to be sick of it, but he played it perfectly and with sincere emotion, and yes, he nailed the guitar strumming part at the end.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 26, 2024 06:31 AM (PiwSw)

66 Good morning and Happy Hanukkah. It’s 34 degrees here in western NC going up to the low 50s. Going to get the CEL on my truck diagnosed this am. This is after having to replace the rear passenger side window because my truck was broken into 2 weekends ago. Not a good run with my vehicle lately.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 06:38 AM (vJ3Tl)

67 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 06:40 AM (hoCmQ)

68 Good morning and Happy Hanukkah. It’s 34 degrees here in western NC going up to the low 50s. Going to get the CEL on my truck diagnosed this am. This is after having to replace the rear passenger side window because my truck was broken into 2 weekends ago. Not a good run with my vehicle lately.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024


***
Good morning to you, Rufus. Regarding the CEL, have you tried the classic move of checking and tightening the gas cap? That's the first thing to check on that; I've had it happen more than once. Though, strangely, on the '16 Buick I've driven a short distance after filling up with the gas cap loose, and haven't gotten a CEL.

Posted by: The Crawleys of Downton Abbey at December 26, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0)

69 Bowl Games today on ESPN

Gameabove Sports Bowl - Pittsburgh vs Toledo 1p

Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs KS State 4:30p

68 Ventures Bowl - Ark St vs Bowling Green 8p

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 06:45 AM (hoCmQ)

70 G'mornin' everyone!

Thx, Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2024 06:46 AM (cY18j)

71 >>>>>Good morning to you, Rufus. Regarding the CEL, have you tried the classic move of checking and tightening the gas cap? That's the first thing to check on that; I've had it happen more than once. Though, strangely, on the '16 Buick I've driven a short distance after filling up with the gas cap loose, and haven't gotten a CEL.
Posted by: The Crawleys of Downton Abbey at December 26, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0)
*******
Thanks but yes I did. No luck. No one nearby works on diesel engines so I’m stuck w/ the local dealer. Actually, they’re not bad, just expensive. But what isn’t?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 06:48 AM (vJ3Tl)

72 Thanks but yes I did. No luck. No one nearby works on diesel engines so I’m stuck w/ the local dealer. Actually, they’re not bad, just expensive. But what isn’t?
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024


***
I figured you would have checked that. A diesel? Those are rare in America now in passenger vehicles. Do you have a truck, or an older car?

I've always thought a diesel station wagon, say, one of the older Volvos or a newer BMW, would be an awesome car to have

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:51 AM (omVj0)

73 CEL = Check Engine Light

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 06:51 AM (VnUSN)

74 My regular independent mechanic is not open today. Tomorrow first thing, I'll call about a quick oil change. The owner, who's my age, says he's turned the shop over to his brother, who has worked with him for years, and now has a grandson handling the office. They've always been popular, but I've usually been able to get the oil done if I call a couple of days in advance. I hope that won't change.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:53 AM (omVj0)

75 Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Trenton followed next Friday by the Battle of Princeton. Re-enactors will fight them both! I imagine alcohol will play a role too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2024 06:55 AM (rLsUM)

76 @72: Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:51 AM (omVj0)
*******
It’s a truck. Hopefully one that will last a long time.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 06:55 AM (vJ3Tl)

77 And my '16 Buick is down to 13% oil life on the instrument display. It'll probably start nagging me with reminders if I get down to 10%. The synthetic 5W-30 I use in the car is good to 10K miles with average driving, but I change ever six months/4500 miles anyway, since I drive so little now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:56 AM (omVj0)

78 I don’t follow gaming, so I had not heard about the Concord story before. Looked it up - wow! That’s gotta be the most epic failure in gaming history.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 06:58 AM (7MHHr)

79 >>>>>The synthetic 5W-30 I use in the car is good to 10K miles with average driving, but I change ever six months/4500 miles anyway, since I drive so little now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 26, 2024 06:56 AM (omVj0)
********
Smart move, neglecting oil and antifreeze changes will result in much pain.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 06:59 AM (vJ3Tl)

80 @75- I imagine it did back in the day, so that's just extra authenticity, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2024 07:00 AM (cY18j)

81 The synthetic 5W-30 I use in the car is good to 10K miles with average driving, but I change ever six months/4500 miles anyway, since I drive so little now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Smart move, neglecting oil and antifreeze changes will result in much pain.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly



If you don't schedule maintenance, your vehicle will.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 07:03 AM (H9VzD)

82 On the 2nd day of Hanukkah...

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:03 AM (gbOdA)

83 People are starting to realize that AI is not the answer to much of anything. I say in a year, year and a half, it'll be sitting in the waiting room of Yesterday's Hot Trends, reading a magazine about NFTs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 07:04 AM (WPL6O)

84 My truck uses 0 30 and it went about 8500 on the oil life meter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:04 AM (gbOdA)

85 There are partisans of both sides of The Regrettable Misunderstanding Between The States, but who wants to be a Redcoat Re-enactor? Must take a hardy soul ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2024 07:06 AM (cY18j)

86 73 CEL = Check Engine Light
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 06:51 AM (VnUSN)

*open hood*

Its there
Now what

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:07 AM (gbOdA)

87 >>>>My truck uses 0 30 and it went about 8500 on the oil life meter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:04 AM (gbOdA)
*******
The problem with oil life meters is, IMO, most seem to track miles while a better metric for oil changes would be operation hours. Especially for people living in high traffic areas.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 26, 2024 07:09 AM (vJ3Tl)

88 Actually a guy on YouTube I follow, Chris the Redcoat who specializes in British army in the Revolutionary War

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:09 AM (fwDg9)

89 86 73 CEL = Check Engine Light
Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 06:51 AM (VnUSN)

*open hood*

Its there
Now what
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:07 AM (gbOdA)

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 07:10 AM (VnUSN)

90 crocodiles and caimans and gharials oh my

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 26, 2024 07:10 AM (gbOdA)

91
Thank goodness there are older things to play, watch, and read because they've decided to stop making things normal people (for a very liberal definition of normal) would like to play, watch, or read.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:13 AM (cl15i)
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I have more than enough media in my house to keep me entertained for the rest of my life without picking up anything new...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:11 AM (BpYfr)

92 Dylan, like Geddy Lee has a very taste specific voice, but he was brilliant and wrote some incredible songs.

Check out his live version of Hurricane for an example of his musicianship and storytelling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:11 AM (XV/Pl)

93 Good morning morons, Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

It's one thing for Tucker to interview crackpots like Kanye West, Jeffrey Sachs, or Darryl Cooper uncritically, nodding and smiling.

It's another thing to pull put excerpts of the most crazily anti-semitic portions to push a crackpot Greater Israel canard.

Dislike. Unsubscribe. Buh-bye Tucker, you have crossed the final rubicon with Franpsycho.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:11 AM (RIvkX)

94 mornin yall. It must be a slow news day, with things like AI articles on the proper way to eat a candy cane.

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 07:12 AM (vFG9F)

95 I'll look him up, Skip, thx!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 26, 2024 07:12 AM (cY18j)

96
Good morning, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:13 AM (dxSpM)

97 One of my cars has a 15k recommended oil change interval. I think they do that to sell more engines.

Posted by: fd at December 26, 2024 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

98 @83

>> People are starting to realize that AI is not the answer to much of anything.

I use AI everyday with CoPilot and Otter for my specific use case, it’s become indispensable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:15 AM (XV/Pl)

99 In other breaking news, Beyonce used a finger gun.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:17 AM (vFG9F)

100 100

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 07:17 AM (VnUSN)

101 I'm about three hours into the Indiana Jones game and it's pretty good. Combat is first person melee most of the time, because the game rewards you for stealth and firing off a weapon tends to bring lots of enemies. Whip cracks, however, do not.

The dev studio screwed up early on by making one of their amorphous weirdos in a rainbow shirt the face of the team, and that set off alarms and turned lots of people off. Now that the game's out, it seems to have been made faithfully to the character and movies, and isn't really woke at all.

I'd also recommend Stelkar Blade as a great game from this year with great dev support. Currently a PS5 exclusive, but a PC port is coming.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 26, 2024 07:17 AM (4P6xN)

102 endless fun:

https://nitter.poast.org/HeckinGoodDogs

Posted by: m at December 26, 2024 07:18 AM (VnUSN)

103 Er, Stellar Blade on PS5. Damned thumb.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 26, 2024 07:18 AM (4P6xN)

104 Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Trenton followed next Friday by the Battle of Princeton. Re-enactors will fight them both! I imagine alcohol will play a role too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 26, 2024 06:55 AM (rLsUM)
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Would we have fought so hard if we knew what those towns would become?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

105
I understand Beyonce's halftime show was wholesome family entertainment. Really, she's just as much a cult figure as Tay Tay, just as phony and plastic as Mariah Carey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:21 AM (dxSpM)

106
Would we have fought so hard if we knew what those towns would become?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

__________

Trenton is one of those state capitals with absolutely no redeeming features. Like Harrisburg or Jackson.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:24 AM (dxSpM)

107 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 26, 2024 07:24 AM (dg+HA)

108 "'Christmas gas' joke goes viral as women prank the men in their lives with disastrous auto error."

Women are claiming they used the green "Christmas Gas" nozzle to fill their car's gas tanks and then phoning their husbands and boyfriends to tell them their car is running rough. Men are responding by loading the dishwasher with plastic Christmas cups and claiming they don't know any better.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

109 The thing is that most indie games are just as Girlboss/Troon centric as the AAA games are.

Posted by: XTC at December 26, 2024 07:26 AM (6Uni8)

110 98 @83

>> People are starting to realize that AI is not the answer to much of anything.

I use AI everyday with CoPilot and Otter for my specific use case, it’s become indispensable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:15 AM (XV/Pl)

Copilot is pretty good for giving you recipes if you throw a list of ingredients at it.

Posted by: XTC at December 26, 2024 07:28 AM (6Uni8)

111 105
I understand Beyonce's halftime show was wholesome family entertainment. Really, she's just as much a cult figure as Tay Tay, just as phony and plastic as Mariah Carey.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:21 AM (dxSpM)

Call it corporate entertainment culture. Generic, bland music with a bit of uninspired dancing and prancing, which is then overhyped and overpromoted for the benefit of the corporate sponsors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 07:28 AM (7MHHr)

112 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 07:24 AM (dxSpM)

Actually, it does. It has a lovely State museum, it has barracks where the English soldiers stayed during the revolutionary was and it has some lovely churches and old homes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 26, 2024 07:29 AM (fOkIv)

113 Experts have found that brains are 60% fat. The other 40% is up for debate.

Posted by: AI Garbage Generator at December 26, 2024 07:29 AM (vFG9F)

114 JJ is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 26, 2024 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

115 Mariah Carey isn't anymore fake than Sarah Vaugh. Their voices are so clean that people hear fake. Mozart suffers the same criticism, so perfect that he is lifeless. The imperfections assure us of the artist's humanity.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:31 AM (GxmKP)

116 Google is irrelevant to me, now that they've castrated their search engine.

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2024 07:38 AM (zhWvq)

117 The train immolation problem is easy: BAN MATCHES! and btw it doesn't "beg the question" wish people would learn what that means. Here's how you use it: "Since only fucking morons use 'beg the question' incorrectly, why aren't they executed by anal probing with a spit roaster?"

Posted by: docweasel at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (yjz/v)

118 Steam can go f itself, I hate Steam, I liked the old days of console cheats and single player games, Steam has ruined gaming.

Posted by: Shoey77 at December 26, 2024 09:24 AM (GFZrq)

119 At the movies tonight (Nosferatu - boo, hiss), my wife saw an ad for an Indiana Jones game. It's the first game I've seen her enthusiastic for in a while (she's the vidya gamer between us).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2024 04:25 AM (cl15i)

Grummz (Mark Kern) likes that one, and he's a big pusher of the non-buynary movement (boycotting woke games).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 26, 2024 09:44 AM (lFFaq)

120 18 thousand games. In one year.

I'd be interested in a breakdown of how many of those 'published' games are basically low-effort copies, using alternative 3D assets, hoping to make a quick buck. Back in the Nintendo Wii days, there was a game, "Ninjabread Man", that was practically cloned with the same gameplay and level layout, just different graphics. Gameplay itself was flagged as atrocious, with a low score by reviewers.

The AI stuff isn't helping anything either in this regard.

Even avoiding the "Sweet Baby Games" infection/graft, games today have a large problem - they're competing against the games of last year. And before. The long tail, where a game from 10 years ago can still sell well, because it's an actual classic.

And then there's the "Live Service" game issue, where you're paying the same amount as a full game, but have it discontinued (and unplayable) within a short period of time. But you're still out of that money. Plus side, new gamers won't have to worry about having to choose it amongst the pile of other games available.

Posted by: Another Anon at December 26, 2024 10:19 AM (QNMaY)

121 When I was young I played a lot of video games.

Then I reached some age, in my late 30s or maybe early 40s, when some switch clicked in my brain and I slowed down then quit totally.

Games now seem puerile. Listening to or reading people say things about games that they intend to be meaningful and/or important is annoying. It just seem silly - you can twiddle your fingers to make some electrons jump around and push other electrons around? Wow.

My wife got me to take up ballroom dancing, including all the Latin dances. Just as silly, but at least I get a lot of exercise. Plus, the girls (of all ages) really, really like men who can dance properly, even ugly old farts like me.

I can twiddle my legs and arms and get my body parts to push other body parts around. Much more satisfying.

Sucks to be you, gamer bois.

Posted by: Fred_Z at December 26, 2024 08:56 PM (VQIqq)

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - December 25, 2024 [TRex]

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[Photo: Silent Night Chapel, Oberndorf, Austria]

[Click through for Stille Nacht in the native German language, as God intended. No hidden Yoko. Really. How many skeptics want to click anyway just to check? What, you do not trust a dinosaur?]

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Good evening Horde. Was Santa good to you? Are you tinkering, reading, and otherwise enjoying surprises in your stocking or under your tree? As much as those things might be appreciated, we all know the true meaning of the season. Christmas and Hanukkah are not about stuff. They are really all about the ONT.

Here we go... Do not miss the mystery clicks. They are what I got you for Christmas but they were on sale, so I cannot return them.

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Variations on a theme:

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I am telling you why...Santa Claus is coming to town...with fixed wing firepower.

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Given prior thread comments, the Warthog may be the unofficial mascot of the ONT. (mystery click credit: SARDiver. Look for lyrics in the comments)

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Variations on a different theme:

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More theme variations:

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Estimates suggest that Mariah makes $2.5m each year on royalties from this song alone. You do not come to the ONT expecting bland replays of Mariah. You came expecting high quality content like a guy in a horsehead mask sitting in a bathtub smashing the snot out of a five gallon plastic bucket with glow in the dark drumsticks. Here is Buckets the Drummer:

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Ever wonder why Colonel Sanders is always smiling?

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This is not the food thread, but TRex is skeptical that this meets the high standards of CBD so it lives in the ONT...

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Maybe you had an advent calendar. Were you cool enough to have an advent calendar with TRex and friends?

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In my careful reading, biblical accounts of the first nativity do not contain a definitive record of animals in attendance. Perhaps such details got lost in the path through Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, Latin and the King James translation. A donkey, sheep, and cattle were are possible but none signed a guest register or posed for a photo. The Wise Men could have ridden camels (since they followed a star instead of taking a flight and trying to explain Frankincense to TSA).

The only logical conclusion is that dinosaurs might have been there too. Perhaps biblical scribes thought dinosaurs warranted no mention because dinosaurs naturally fit in with the other stable animals. You know...because dinosaurs typically keep a low profile and blend in with the crowd, even when they bring workshop tools as a gift to the newborn king. MUCH more practical than Frankincense. Although apparently they fought over presentation logistics... (Photo hat tip: Doof):

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Evil but cute? Do not know how Santa determines whether Minions are naughty or nice. They are enthusiastic but they did steal the moon...

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This is the best, but least sung or played Christmas hymn:

Do you have a favorite that rarely makes the rotation?

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Variations on yet another theme:

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Did anyone get a hippopotamus for Christmas? Pablo Escobar is the only person I can think of who had his own privately owned hippos but pretty sure he was on the naughty end of the naughty and nice scale.

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Hope in the darkest of times. The photo is in Nuremberg, Germany in 1931. Click on the photo for the backstory. Happy Hanukkah for those among the Horde who are of the Tribe:

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Snoopy and the Red Baron provide our big ONT finish:

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Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. Thanks much to the Horde for playing along with the ONT reindeer games and an AoS HQ hat tip to the COBs and contributors for the help and support throughout the year. This is a special place. No, I will not be issuing pardons for barrel violations.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:56 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:59 PM (Q8Bj8)

2 However

Posted by: Ciampino - censor the university for allowing this at December 25, 2024 10:00 PM (i0xsb)

3 Yay, National "Kiss the Cook" Day ONT!

Although I'm sure BJ's would also be gladly accepted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2024 10:01 PM (lUFok)

4 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 10:01 PM (ZOv7s)

5 Merry Christmas good Hordians.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)

6 Great ONT TRex, thanks for this girthy post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

7 And I'd have been first except for that awesome content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

8 6 Great ONT TRex, thanks for this girthy post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 10:03 PM
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Thanks and congrats on the Hrothgar family news!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:03 PM (9tvFd)

9 Joyeux Noël!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 25, 2024 10:05 PM (a07r0)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 25, 2024 10:05 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Howdy T Rex! Nice job closing out Christmas with so much good stuff. On to peruse the offerings!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:05 PM (BSDFI)

12 Thank you for a lengthy Christmas ONT TRex! Great job.

I liked the cat Christmas tree one. Snowflake and Trumpy really liked sleeping under the Christmas tree on the white blanket for awhile.

No damage but a few low hanging decorations got knocked around.

Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:06 PM (jvJvP)

13 Crap. Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 25, 2024 10:07 PM (a07r0)

15 Crap. Strike one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)


Merry Christmas, brother!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:07 PM (BSDFI)

16 Female T-Rex: PULL MY HAIR!!



Male T-Rex: I'M FKN TRYING!!

Posted by: Memes R US at December 25, 2024 10:10 PM (P4znf)

17 14 Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 25, 2024 10:07 PM (a07r0)

Now I see it.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:10 PM (jvJvP)

18 Merry Christmas night, all! The "Once In Royal David's City" I saw in the hymn book at Linda's church this morning, but I didn't have time to peruse the lyrics, and the singer didn't perform it.

Today has been Clint Day on Grit. Pale Rider is on now. I'm going to head off to bed in about half an hour, though; planning to work out tomorrow, then try one of the new tobaccos Linda got me for Xmas. We had our ham and stuffing, some turtle cheesecake for dessert, and gave bits of ham to the cats. Stirling inhaled his; not sure if Dagny showed any interest, which means he inhaled hers too.

I hope everybody had a good Christmas Eve and Day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 10:11 PM (omVj0)

19 Hello Horde, hope everyone had a merry Christmas or a happy Hanukkah....I always wonder how so many months of preparations seemingly are over so quickly!

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:11 PM (9tvFd)

20 Merry Christmas, Düph. Hope you had a great day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Crap. Strike one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

But a fabulous one!

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:12 PM (ftFVW)

22 There is an unopened GI Joe aircraft carrier on Ebay for a steal at $49,999.00.

Errr plus shipping at $2,500.

I think I knew two kids who got one. My parents just laughed when my younger brothers tried the "That's all we want. Combine our presents" thing.
I remember this because it was more that the heap of crap Camarro for sale down the street I was trying to get them to buy me.

Posted by: Reforger at December 25, 2024 10:12 PM (xcIvR)

23 The manger scene/T. Rexes deal took me a moment to see the manger part with the two adults praying. Those are pretty chubby tyrannosaurs, though; could be allosaurs or something similar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 10:13 PM (omVj0)

24 Dammit. Now I can’t see anything other than TRexes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:13 PM (qVV8U)

25 How much did the GI Joe aircraft carrier cost in 1970 or whenever? I don't recall ever seeing it in stores. Of course I was way past GI Joe and into girls by then, so I guess I wouldn't have noticed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 10:14 PM (omVj0)

26 24 Dammit. Now I can’t see anything other than TRexes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:13 PM
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Blame Doof.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:15 PM (9tvFd)

27 I’ve been listening to Doris Day’s Snowfall.

I also love Manhattan Transfer’s & also Claude Thornhill’s (no lyrics) original.

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 10:15 PM (qz+gL)

28 Blame Doof.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:15 PM (9tvFd)



I blame everyone but myself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:16 PM (DX6IT)

29 Have any of you ever thought “let me put a horse mask on, lights around my neck and play plastic cylinders in and around my tub as drums to Mariah Carey”?

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

30 DOOOOOOOF!

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 25, 2024 10:17 PM (PiwSw)

31
I blame everyone but myself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:16 PM (DX6IT



It is the way.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 25, 2024 10:17 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I blame everyone but myself.
Posted by: BCochran1981


I've always found that to be the best way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)

33 Good evening and Merry Christmas to everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 10:17 PM (6ZHNK)

34 Merry Christmas, Blanco Basura. Actually had a slightly chilly wind this afternoon.

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 10:18 PM (qz+gL)

35 Have any of you ever thought “let me put a horse mask on, lights around my neck and play plastic cylinders in and around my tub as drums to Mariah Carey”?

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)


Of course not! That would be ridiculous!

*checks bathroom for cams*

Why do you ask?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:18 PM (YnIVK)

36 Donald Trump's offer to people of Canada in bid to 'take over'

https://mol.im/a/14226271

Posted by: Ciampino - about CA population size at December 25, 2024 10:20 PM (i0xsb)

37 The earlier thread's 'No Yoko', would not have been posted if the profanity had not been overlooked. Double negatives and all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 10:20 PM (6ZHNK)

38 Good evening morons and Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah and its not that I don't trust you TRex but I have been burned by too many mystery clicks before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

39 Have any of you ever thought “let me put a horse mask on, lights around my neck and play plastic cylinders in and around my tub as drums to Mariah Carey”?
Posted by: Piper

Not me, my middle son though...

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:21 PM (ftFVW)

40 Hope everyone's had a great Christmas!

I'll be gone until January 2. The family and I are going on a cruise in the Caribbean for the next week(ish).

See you all next year!

Posted by: Dr. T at December 25, 2024 10:21 PM (jGGMD)

41 Once more, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to this incredible cadre of people. Here’s to new traditions, however ridiculous they may be!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:22 PM (p4NUW)

42 Is FEMA going to knock them down? Not to code?
Survivors of Hurricane Helene receive heartwarming gift for Christmas

https://mol.im/a/14226537

Posted by: Ciampino - hey baby it's cold outside at December 25, 2024 10:23 PM (i0xsb)

43 Safe travels Dr T.

Don't let the old lady throw you overboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:23 PM (Zz0t1)

44 41 Once more, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to this incredible cadre of people. Here’s to new traditions, however ridiculous they may be!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:22 PM
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And a Happy Halloween to you!!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:24 PM (9tvFd)

45 Happy Christmas! Thanks for ONT, Trex

Posted by: Iris at December 25, 2024 10:24 PM (bOJ2I)

46 Watch the hate speech, fanatics!

Toby Young@toadmeister
The Church of England has told clergy in Birmingham to watch out for "problematic words" in Christmas carols that imply Jesus is the "true Messiah" or other religions aren't valid. And they wonder why the pews are empty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (L/fGl)

47 Evenin'

'missile toads'

Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (Wg6v7)

48 Merry Christmas to all the Moron Horde.
It's been a great day. Between real space and video face time we saw all the kids and grandkids. At one time in my living room we were connected to here in PA, Montana, Ireland, and Djibouti. Everybody could see and talk at once. A long way from sending and waiting for letters when I was first overseas in the 70's.

Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (juYdJ)

49 Werner returns briefly from hiding from Krampus to bid all a Merry Christmas. I left out a note announcing that I was to be found at Michael Moore's house, so hopefully it's his problem now. Also, many thanks, TRex - that first musical selection really hit Werner in the feels. Suddenly it seems a trifle dusty around here, as obviously Werner would not weep. Ja, I don't believe me either. In any event, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (G6LTi)

50 I just went downstairs for more beer and heard water running.

The cats staying with us turn on the water faucet in the bathroom next to the laundry room. The faucet releases water onto a downward, open, cascade when you lift the handle up.

I'm trying to remember to close the door there at night.

The water's not going full blast. But still. Water!

I thought it was Snowflake who has a ton of playful energy. I looked in the bathroom the other day and Snowflake was on the ground looking up at Trumpy on the counter amazed at the falling water.

Very cute. Not my cats, but cute.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (jvJvP)

51 Merry Christmas, Düph. Hope you had a great day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)


I did, thanks. Rare occasion of both of my boys and me together. And older son's girlfriend. I soaked up every minute of it!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (BSDFI)

52 Our Christmas gifts to each other this year included socks, floor mats for my pickup, Viking drill bits, a message board for the home office, kitchen tools, and emergency flashlights. It was our most practical Christmas ever.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:26 PM (9yUzE)

53 TRex and Grateful, the little one finished the Lego poinsettia. Pictures will be incoming.

Also thank you for the ONT!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:26 PM (pZEOD)

54 Blame Doof.
Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:15 PM (9tvFd)


*laughs like Muttley*

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:27 PM (BSDFI)

55 It's been a great day. Between real space and video face time we saw all the kids and grandkids. At one time in my living room we were connected to here in PA, Montana, Ireland, and Djibouti. Everybody could see and talk at once. A long way from sending and waiting for letters when I was first overseas in the 70's.
Posted by: Cosda

This is a profound example of how technology makes like better. This does not represent the other 99% of times it makes it worse.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 10:27 PM (Q8Bj8)

56 52 It was our most practical Christmas ever.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:26 PM
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Outstanding. I got a Rigid EZ Change Plumbers Wrench Faucet tool that I'm told was recommended by the Horde. Thank you whomever made the recommendation!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (9tvFd)

57 Not my cats,
Posted by: Stateless at December

Lies.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (pZEOD)

58 *pours bourbon* MERRY CHRISTMAS, HORDE.

CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (Xo+UM)

59 "Also, to Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada, whose Citizens’ Taxes are far too high, but if Canada was to become our 51st State, their Taxes would be cut by more than 60%, their businesses would immediately double in size, and they would be militarily protected like no other Country anywhere in the World."
---

Unincorporated territory under our protection but no US voting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (6ZHNK)

60 Do you have a favorite that rarely makes the rotation?
---
Several, 'Bring A Torch, Jeanette Isabella', and 'Good King Wenceslas', among others, 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen', 'The Holly and the Ivy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (XeU6L)

61 TRex and Grateful, the little one finished the Lego poinsettia. Pictures will be incoming.
********************
I need to figure out how to bottle her focus and determination, it's inspiring.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:29 PM (9tvFd)

62 It was our most practical Christmas ever.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:26 PM

Should I conclude your new roof is coming along?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (Q8Bj8)

63 39 Have any of you ever thought “let me put a horse mask on, lights around my neck and play plastic cylinders in and around my tub as drums to Mariah Carey”?
Posted by: Piper

I got to horse mask and was expecting you to go Godfather with fake blood in bed.

Man, I have been watching a lot of disturbing horror movies.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (jvJvP)

64 51 Rare occasion of both of my boys and me together. And older son's girlfriend. I soaked up every minute of it!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM
***
Nice. Glad to hear. We like a happy Doof.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (9tvFd)

65 Of all the leaves within the wood, the holly bears a crown …

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (qz+gL)

66 Yea, Buckets!

Posted by: Texican ette at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (SNf74)

67 14 Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.

--

Yup

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 10:31 PM (WL2lA)

68 Bravo is stretched out on the cat bed next to the sofa I like on. Tis a good night.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:31 PM (9yUzE)

69 That shooting in Walmart a few days ago? One turns himself in.

https://tinyurl.com/2yw8ajp8

Shame victim was not intended target. Nice looking lady.

Posted by: Ciampino - social workers wouldn't work at December 25, 2024 10:31 PM (i0xsb)

70 Fantastic ONT TRex!
Stopped by earlier hoping you all had a fun, happy and healthy day!
Love you guys 🙏🎅🤶💖❣!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2024 10:31 PM (L83z3)

71 And a Happy Halloween to you!!
Posted by: TRex at December 25

🤣🤣🎄👻

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:32 PM (p4NUW)

72 We didn’t do a ton in the way of presents this year, due to multiple large trips, but I got good stuff. Perhaps my favorite came from the Eldest Drunken Midget. I collect Funko Pops and always get some at Christmas. She got me an excellent Bane Funko.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 10:32 PM (fz7Mb)

73 That menorah not only still exists but I believe last year it was lit in Gaza by IDF soldiers who are the fighting embodiment of 'never again'.

Posted by: stv at December 25, 2024 10:32 PM (Vicsq)

74 "Should I conclude your new roof is coming along?"

Roof is fine. Kitchen is the problem.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:33 PM (9yUzE)

75 70 Fantastic ONT TRex!
Stopped by earlier hoping you all had a fun, happy and healthy day!
Love you guys 🙏🎅🤶💖❣!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2024 10:31 PM
***
Right back atcha! Fun and happy and healthy!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:33 PM (9tvFd)

76 How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton.

Posted by: Ciampino - curried wonton? at December 25, 2024 10:33 PM (i0xsb)

77 >>> and emergency flashlights. It was our most practical Christmas ever.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
---

Lights went out the other night but thanks to Harbor Freight Toy Store there were several battery lamps to light up the house.
-tool tip, when the lights come back on be sure and turn off those battery powered accessories-

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 10:33 PM (6ZHNK)

78 It is a religious obligation for the menorah to be in the window because one purpose of lighting it is to shine a light in the dark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

79 Second video down (I can't figure out how to link directly).

The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,

https://is.gd/bt2Dox

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (L/fGl)

80 "Do you have a favorite that rarely makes the rotation?"

Glad you asked!

Since Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I say Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus" is a Christmas song. This is a hill I will fight to defend!!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (BSDFI)

81 TRex!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (mH6SG)

82 Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


That version is definitely T Rexes, since someone photoshopped eyeholes into them.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)

83 61 I need to figure out how to bottle her focus and determination, it's inspiring.
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December

She will love this!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

84 81 TRex!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM
***
Doctor Deal!!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:35 PM (9tvFd)

85 That menorah not only still exists but I believe last year it was lit in Gaza by IDF soldiers who are the fighting embodiment of 'never again'.
*****************
That's right, I forgot about that. But that photo just touches my soul. Hope and light in the face of darkness

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:35 PM (9tvFd)

86 Since Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I say Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus" is a Christmas song. This is a hill I will fight to defend!!
Posted by: Doof

Does that extend to the Marilyn Manson version?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:35 PM (ftFVW)

87 Merry Christmas, Miss Adriane! Hope you, the hubbby, and the killer cactus had a great one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2024 10:35 PM (lUFok)

88 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 25, 2024 10:25 PM (G6LTi)

Frohe Weihnachten.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

89 Owner of Turkey quake hotel that collapsed and killed 72 is jailed for 17 years

https://mol.im/a/14226069

Posted by: Ciampino - Turkish prison is not Delight at December 25, 2024 10:36 PM (i0xsb)

90 I know it's not a prayer thread, but if you could say a quick prayer for my brother in law in the hospital- to be honest, pray for my sister who is stuck looking out for him.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 10:37 PM (WL2lA)

91 This is a profound example of how technology makes like better. This does not represent the other 99% of times it makes it worse.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
**********
As an engineer who spent his earliest days using an outhouse, I have to respectfully disagree with your assessment of 99% of technology making things worse.

Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2024 10:37 PM (juYdJ)

92 76 How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton.
Posted by: Ciampino

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?


Attire

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:38 PM (pZEOD)

93 And a Happy Halloween to you!!
Posted by: TRex at December 25


Why do Comp Sci majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

A short seasonal* animated video:
https://youtu.be/UAm3RPqwmq4

* - both

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 10:38 PM (DgGvY)

94 Wow, TRex, this is like a whole other present. Thanks!

We had a lovely day- feasting and relaxing and
reminiscing about Christmases past.
I hope all of yours were great, too.

I made a pork loin filet for lunch, and it was so delicious that it is now my official holiday meal.
If you want turkey, you may have to make other plans.
Wow, it was good.
And not terrifying like a turkey.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 10:38 PM (f+FmA)

95 Nice. Glad to hear. We like a happy Doof.
Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (9tvFd)


Thank you, my friend. Happy Doof is really the best Doof.

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:38 PM (BSDFI)

96 95 Nice. Glad to hear. We like a happy Doof.
Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 10:30 PM (9tvFd)

Thank you, my friend. Happy Doof is really the best Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Cheers to this!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:39 PM (p4NUW)

97 I know it's not a prayer thread, but if you could say a quick prayer for my brother in law in the hospital- to be honest, pray for my sister who is stuck looking out for him.

Will do. Just went through that same scenario. Unfortunately, we lost him. Will pray for a better outcome for you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 10:39 PM (mH6SG)

98 Unlikely as it seems Jennifer Nettles really puts her heart into 'Oh Come, Oh Come Emmanuel'
t.ly/YEo2Q

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

99 57 Not my cats,
Posted by: Stateless at December

Lies.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:28 PM (pZEOD)

I hope you had a very happy day, blended into many other happy days.

It takes the pressure off though. We have a routine now. Snowflake wakes me in the morning. I have the door closed now so I can sleep but she meows.

I put her and Trumpy outside.

I go back for last bits of sleep. When I get up, I just open the front door and Snowflake races from across the street at her 'owners' inside to eat. Trumpy too. Scares the crap out of me though.

Inauguration weekend seems like the right time to send the pet thread pictures of Trumpy.

And Snowflake.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (jvJvP)

100 Thank you, my friend. Happy Doof is really the best Doof.
+++++++++++++++++++
Wait, I was told that Disco Doof is really the best Doof

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (9tvFd)

101 Does that extend to the Marilyn Manson version?
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:35 PM (ftFVW)


Of course!

I also forgot to mention The Doobie Brothers "Jesus is Just Alright With Me". Classic Christmas song!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (BSDFI)

102 Happy Doof!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 10:41 PM (mH6SG)

103 It is a religious obligation for the menorah to be in the window because one purpose of lighting it is to shine a light in the dark. Posted by: San Franpsycho

As usual, America found its own way to these traditions: "During the American Revolutionary War, whenever a soldier went to war, the family he left behind would light a candle in the window every night he was gone. The candle remained burning until he returned. Many families, who lost their loved ones to the war, continued to light the candle in the window in remembrance of the soldier who would never be coming back home." This tradition became part of the American Civil War.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 10:41 PM (Q8Bj8)

104 52 Our Christmas gifts to each other this year included socks, floor mats for my pickup, Viking drill bits, a message board for the home office, kitchen tools, and emergency flashlights. It was our most practical Christmas ever.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:26 PM (9yUzE)

I mentioned earlier that I got a new ironing board cover.
But I quilt, so I consider that a tool.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 10:42 PM (f+FmA)

105 Since Die Hard is a Christmas movie,

-
Die Hard, the Musical.

https://is.gd/UvpeWK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 10:42 PM (L/fGl)

106 #97

A soothing song, set on a Christmas card stage for troubled hearts...

https://tinyurl.com/3ttfw4mu

Posted by: Ju at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (aTmM/)

107
Good evening again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (O/0gI)

108 As usual, America found its own way to these traditions: "During the American Revolutionary War, whenever a soldier went to war, the family he left behind would light a candle in the window every night he was gone. The candle remained burning until he returned. Many families, who lost their loved ones to the war, continued to light the candle in the window in remembrance of the soldier who would never be coming back home." This tradition became part of the American Civil War.
*************
Wow. I spent years in New England, where candles in the windows are more the rule than not, and I never heard or read about the origin story. Thanks.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (9tvFd)

109 That photo looks like the starting location of the Gary, Indiana Downhill.


Holy shit, there goes a snipe!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)

110 Wait, I was told that Disco Doof is really the best Doof
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (9tvFd)


Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (BSDFI)

111 Two T-Rex fighting over a table saw as the killer asteroid approaches...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

112 Of all the leaves within the wood, the holly bears a crown …
Posted by: Adriane
-----
King's College

t.ly/B-ojT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

113 This is a profound example of how technology makes like better. This does not represent the other 99% of times it makes it worse.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
**********
As an engineer who spent his earliest days using an outhouse, I have to respectfully disagree with your assessment of 99% of technology making things worse.
Posted by: Cosda

I concede graciously your true point. Where shall we settle this dispute? 80%?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (Q8Bj8)

114 Inauguration weekend seems like the right time to send the pet thread pictures of Trumpy.

And Snowflake.
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (jvJvP)

I love how fast they trained you! Kovu’s big self is in his basket enjoying the tree after being told no 800 times today as he tried to pull bows off presents. Sabi is crashed on the chair. All is good at Casa de Piper. Thank you, Stateless, for your good thoughts.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (p4NUW)

115 {{{Doof}}}♡♡♡

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (L83z3)

116 Happy Doof!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 10:41 PM (mH6SG)


Cheerful (I hope) Deal!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (BSDFI)

117 110
Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Followed by?

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

118 Howdy COMM ❣️

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (BSDFI)

119 Just realized I got the #100 comment - so that means I get some of Piper's delicious dessert treats, right?

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (9tvFd)

120 79 Second video down (I can't figure out how to link directly).

The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley,

https://is.gd/bt2Dox

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 10:34 PM (L/fGl)
----
Good site, thanks.

Posted by: Ciampino - Turkish Delight at December 25, 2024 10:47 PM (i0xsb)

121 I also forgot to mention The Doobie Brothers "Jesus is Just Alright With Me". Classic Christmas song!
Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:40 PM (BSDFI)


Our pastor was a Doobie Brothers fan, so on his last Sunday before retiring from our church, the worship team performed "Jesus is Just Alright" in his honor. That was fun!

Posted by: Emmie at December 25, 2024 10:47 PM (Sf2cq)

122 The Church of England has told clergy in Birmingham to watch out for "problematic words" in Christmas carols that imply Jesus is the "true Messiah" or other religions aren't valid.

-
Jesus is Just Alright With Me
But No Better Than Mohammad You See

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 10:47 PM (L/fGl)

123 COMM!

Hi there lady! Blessings upon you.

Merry Christmas the rest o you finks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:47 PM (UpLUT)

124
Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.

Thanks to the two holes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

125 The King is a fink!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Thank you TRex for the marvey ONT! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah to all the beloved Horde!
Blessings to all of you and your families.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 25, 2024 10:49 PM (+VovS)

127 FIRST day of Christmas

Still time to finish my shopping....

Howdy, hordelings. Best of spirits to y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a part ridge in appear tree at December 25, 2024 10:49 PM (09AS9)

128 I love how fast they trained you! Kovu’s big self is in his basket enjoying the tree after being told no 800 times today as he tried to pull bows off presents. Sabi is crashed on the chair. All is good at Casa de Piper. Thank you, Stateless, for your good thoughts.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:45 PM (p4NUW)

You also.

The more I hear about other people's cats, the more I think these are pretty chill. Sweet!

All the best.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (jvJvP)

129
Unincorporated Conquered territory under our protection but no US voting.

Better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (dxSpM)

130 Have any of you ever thought “let me put a horse mask on, lights around my neck and play plastic cylinders in and around my tub as drums to Mariah Carey”?
Posted by: Piper


Two out of five ain't bad.

90's mikeski did have some thoughts involving Mariah Carey and a tub.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (DgGvY)

131 Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Followed by?
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)


Well. Umm. Careful -- this is a dangerous line of thinking you've embarked on!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (BSDFI)

132 117 110
Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Followed by?
Posted by: Piper

She Hobbit behind the RVs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (IDcT3)

133 108
Wow. I spent years in New England, where candles in the windows are more the rule than not, and I never heard or read about the origin story. Thanks.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (9tvFd)
----
I spent a year and a half in Cambridge. Does this explain the many house fires in Boston?

Posted by: Ciampino - Really bad one in Roxbury ca 74 at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (i0xsb)

134 She Hobbit behind the RVs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Again? I never get to go anywhere nice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:52 PM (ftFVW)

135 Wizards with Guns, Grinch song uncensored

https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=88gchAL63lcNQxCW

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2024 10:52 PM (lhenN)

136 Dogs have masters and cats have staff.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2024 10:53 PM (bSUYY)

137 125 The King is a fink!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I may have used that as a nic for a local newsblog I troll.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:53 PM (IDcT3)

138 She Hobbit behind the RVs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:51 PM (IDcT3)






Wait.......what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:53 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Followed by?
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 10:46 PM (p4NUW)

Well. Umm. Careful -- this is a dangerous line of thinking you've embarked on!
***************
I was informed that Pickleball Doof followed!

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:53 PM (9tvFd)

140 Again? I never get to go anywhere nice.
Posted by: She Hobbit at


You know I think you're the bee's knees.

Because you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:54 PM (IDcT3)

141 123 {{{nurse}}}

Thanks so much sweet girl!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2024 10:54 PM (L83z3)

142 Again? I never get to go anywhere nice.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:52 PM (ftFVW)




Bruce should be better, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:54 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Again? I never get to go anywhere nice.

I try to fix the place up with my limited budget, but no, it's not good enough for you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 25, 2024 10:55 PM (lUFok)

144 I spent a year and a half in Cambridge. Does this explain the many house fires in Boston?
************
Sure does, that and those wooden houses. No wonder brick was a game changer.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:55 PM (9tvFd)

145 Bruce should be better, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Oh, that's low. Funny though hahahaha

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)

146 137 125 The King is a fink!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I may have used that as a nic for a local newsblog I troll.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 10:53 PM (IDcT3)


Regicide is under rated.

And so less common than it should be....

But so's that tree of Liberty watering thing.....

Every 3 months!

Fa la la la la la la la la

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 10:57 PM (jvJvP)

147 Re: Die Hard, the Musical.

-----------

Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard
Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with shoulder pads and love, where dreams can fly hard

https://youtu.be/luDto63LDlo?si=67ELEgj7N3uzhY-q

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 10:57 PM (9yUzE)

148 I was informed that Pickleball Doof followed!
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady

Man, there are euphemisms, and then there are EUPHEMISMS!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 25, 2024 10:58 PM (+VovS)

149 Oh, that's low. Funny though hahahaha
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)


😁

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:58 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Here's 76 seconds of 9.6 pound Snowflake outside attacking snowflakes.

She looks much heavier because she's so incredibly fluffy. It's like petting and kissing a cloud that purrs,

https://tinyurl.com/mrjvu59r

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 11:01 PM (jvJvP)

151 Disco Doof is a manifestation of Happy Doof. Usually preceded by alcohol-consuming Doof.
Posted by: Doof at December

Followed by?
Posted by: Piper

A Doofpensation.

Posted by: Papal Nuncio Miklos at December 25, 2024 11:01 PM (xesY+)

152 I was informed that Pickleball Doof followed!
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady

Man, there are euphemisms, and then there are EUPHEMISMS!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 25, 2024 10:58 PM (+VovS)


I think Grateful just created a Doofemism. Or would that be Deuphemism?

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 11:02 PM (BSDFI)

153 Good evening, Horde. We did a present exchange with the parents this afternoon, then came back and opened our gifts. After that I finished making dinner, which was ham, potatoes and carrots, maple bacon Brussels sprouts, and creamed spinach. I'm looking forward to the weekend to try my new antenna for working satellites. I think the ISS is sending slow-scan TV images from now through early January.

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2024 11:02 PM (yHP5w)

154 I concede graciously your true point. Where shall we settle this dispute? 80%?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
*********
I can't but a percentage on it. We raised a family in a house we built ourselves at the end of dirt road in the northern PA mountains. They grew up wearing boots, hunting and fishing, riding horses and raising dogs. They attended private schools. Yet as adults they have dispersed across the world. It's just nice to keep in touch with them.

Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2024 11:03 PM (juYdJ)

155 Ozempic Santa

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
1872086971557761348

Posted by: Ciampino - He's eating too well at December 25, 2024 11:06 PM (i0xsb)

156 Nite all. Gotta work tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 11:06 PM (Zz0t1)

157 This talk about Canada is nonsense.

No one wants Quebec. The Canadians don't want Quebec.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

158 . I collect Funko Pops and always get some at Christmas. She got me an excellent Bane Funko.
Posted by: BCochran1981

KTY gives me extras of those really tiny itty bitty funkos that she knows I like - she's given me Galadriel and Gandalf, and a minion

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 11:07 PM (OTdqV)

159 Oops KTE not KTY

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 11:08 PM (OTdqV)

160 I concede graciously your true point. Where shall we settle this dispute? 80%?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
*********
I can't but a percentage on it. We raised a family in a house we built ourselves at the end of dirt road in the northern PA mountains. They grew up wearing boots, hunting and fishing, riding horses and raising dogs. They attended private schools. Yet as adults they have dispersed across the world. It's just nice to keep in touch with them. Posted by: Cosda

Technology corralled my life and then became my career. I fully grasp your point. I was mostly having a moment of bombastic fun. The miracle of America is your family. My ancestors, not that many generations ago, put muscle into making this happen too. We live on the labors and genius of multitudes.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:08 PM (Q8Bj8)

161 There’s a wonderful version of the Wexford Carol with Alison Krause and yo yo ma. Believed to be Irelands oldest known tune, from the 12th century.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 11:14 PM (7MHHr)

162 Funny meme

https://tinyurl.com/yz5e9du8

Posted by: Ciampino - Hernia inducer at December 25, 2024 11:16 PM (i0xsb)

163 160 We live on the labors and genius of multitudes.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:08 PM
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Which naturally leads us to Buckets the Drummer.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 11:16 PM (9tvFd)

164 Am I alone? Electric is leaves me wanting to crawl under a blanket. Gas heat is a lovely and a perfect heat for a complete house. Wood heat is the heat that makes me perfectly content.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:17 PM (Q8Bj8)

165 Good evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and hope y'all have had a wonderful day. Nice work on the ONT, TRex!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 25, 2024 11:17 PM (v23vE)

166 Which naturally leads us to Buckets the Drummer.
Posted by: TRex

I lean more in the direction of Kentucky Fired Chicken franchises.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:18 PM (Q8Bj8)

167 Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard
Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with shoulder pads and love, where dreams can fly hard
Posted by Victor Tango Kilo

Werner is not too proud to admit that he spent part of the early Nineties trying to work up a version of "Die Hard" that took place in a dirigible, or at least some version of a rigid airship, like a zeppelin. Klaus Kinski would, of course, be the villain, going up against the one of the most manic, impulsive, and irreverent performers ever, Max von Sydow. I know, it writes itself. Creative differences and relative supplies of helium vs. hydrogen really brought things to a halt, and by the end I was pitching Herve Villechaize on a box kite. It was, alas, not to be. Also, Werner realizes in retrospect that he may have confused Max von Sydow and Michael Madsen.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 25, 2024 11:18 PM (G6LTi)

168 124
Yeah, those are T. Rexes. Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.

Thanks to the two holes.


The front and the back.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2024 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

169 Gas heat is a lovely and a perfect heat for a complete house. Wood heat is the heat that makes me perfectly content.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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Boiler - hot water. Three different zones in the house,each with seperate thermostat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 11:20 PM (XeU6L)

170 166 I lean more in the direction of Kentucky Fired Chicken franchises.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:18 PM
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Colonel Sanders would agree. I mean...look at that smile.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 11:21 PM (9tvFd)

171 Technology corralled my life and then became my career. I fully grasp your point. I was mostly having a moment of bombastic fun. The miracle of America is your family. My ancestors, not that many generations ago, put muscle into making this happen too. We live on the labors and genius of multitudes.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
****************
I figured you were tounge in cheek. I went engineering in order to have a skill that would let me work in today's world yet live in home heated by wood I cut. I agree with you assessment of my kids. Thanks. And Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Cosda at December 25, 2024 11:22 PM (juYdJ)

172 >>No one wants Quebec. The Canadians don't want Quebec.

You live in San Francisco.

Quebec City is great. Kind of like San Francisco but way less crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:22 PM (LkLld)

173 I'm not familiar with either of the hand gestures in the Hornet video. It looks like the splattered hand against the canopy is denoting a hard echelon turn, maybe?

What is the hand waggle after catching the wire?

Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 11:22 PM (WlvCt)

174 And thank you, TRex. Good ONT, especially for Christmas when everyone is so busy.

Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 11:23 PM (WlvCt)

175 I love Once in Royal David's City, but that was a horrible version - snare drums? For this elegant hymn??? You need the Westminster Choir and full organ to give this song its due. Same with Let all Mortal Flesh Keep Silent. Two undersung Christmas hymns!

Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2024 11:23 PM (wLjpr)

176 She Hobbit behind the RVs.

Is this the Moron edition of Clue?

Bluebell in the kitchen, She Hobbit behind the RVs, Muldoon with a limerick in the Morning Report?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:24 PM (EXyHK)

177 One of my best Christmas was when my future spouse and I had next to nothing and leading into the big day had to shop in gas stations convenience stores and 99 cent stores for our decorations. We were so poor those were are gifts to each other plus a bottle of wine.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (Q8Bj8)

178 >>>Quebec City is great. Kind of like San Francisco but way less crime.
Posted by: JackStraw
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You can have the Beckers but no voting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (6ZHNK)

179 121 I also forgot to mention The Doobie Brothers "Jesus is Just Alright With Me". Classic Christmas song!

Check out the Byrds version. Seriously.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (3/XaG)

180 Added to 'Rarely in rotation list' , 'I Wonder as I Wander'

I certainly am enjoying FBCradio. Last hour or so:
Duration
20:37:12 Christmas Day 5:57
20:34:23 As with Gladness, Men of Old 2:49
20:30:32 Once in Royal David’s City 3:51
20:28:20 Who Is This, So Weak and Helpless? 2:13
20:27:41 Station ID 0:39
20:25:02 A Virgin Unspotted 2:40
20:23:15 Gentle Mary Laid Her Child 1:47
20:21:49 Ding Dong! Merrily on High 1:26
20:18:17 O Come, O Come, Emmanuel 3:32
20:16:03 Angels We Have Heard on High

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)

181 161 There’s a wonderful version of the Wexford Carol with Alison Krause and yo yo ma. Believed to be Irelands oldest known tune, from the 12th century.

Posted by: Tom Servo



youtu.be/yxDZjg_Igoc

AK could sing random words out of a phone book and win a couple of Grammy's.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (Wg6v7)

182 This is, I think, the 57th anniversary of my parents not getting me the lava lamp I wanted. As I recall, they'd just been invented, and mom and dad thought they were too hippy-druggy for a 13-year-old.

This is also roughly the 20th anniversary of my dad getting me a lava lamp for Christmas. Yes, I appreciated it just as much as I would have in 1967, maybe more so, and still do. A very thoughtful gift.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (43XUo)

183 Re: Here's 76 seconds of 9.6 pound Snowflake outside attacking snowflakes.

The late and much missed Dipset (Norwegian Forest Khet) loved playing in the snow

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (9yUzE)

184 Doesn't matter which heat you use.

I'll still have the window open in the bedroom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 11:25 PM (vAtLy)

185 Quebec City is great. Kind of like San Francisco but way less crime.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:22 PM (LkLld)
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I'll never defend San Francisco, I hate it here. My wife and kids think it's great.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

186 No one wants Quebec. The Canadians don't want Quebec.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You live in San Francisco.
Posted by: JackStraw


But he's not tryin' to pawn it off on another country, is he?

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)

187 And I haven't seen that Warthog video in a couple of decades! Thanks for that!

Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 11:28 PM (WlvCt)

188 170 166 I lean more in the direction of Kentucky Fired Chicken franchises.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:18 PM
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Colonel Sanders would agree. I mean...look at that smile.
Posted by: TRex



A brunette and a red head! The Colonel is acting out his Gilligan's Island fantasy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 11:28 PM (Wg6v7)

189 187 And I haven't seen that Warthog video in a couple of decades! Thanks for that!

Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 11:28 PM
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Thought you might like it!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 11:29 PM (9tvFd)

190 No, the version of Joy to the World we want does not begin, "Jerromiah was a bullfrog..."

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 11:30 PM (QSrLX)

191 Cat meme

https://tinyurl.com/vcbm7k6z

Posted by: Ciampino - fingerprints at December 25, 2024 11:31 PM (i0xsb)

192 Night all! Sleep well.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 11:35 PM (pZEOD)

193 Good Evening, All. We had pretty much the perfect Christmas here at oikos Bulg.

Thanks to Ace, the cobs, and you all for being a small but valued part of it for me.

Merry Christmas and God bless us all, every one.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 11:36 PM (v6JzV)

194 >>I'll never defend San Francisco, I hate it here. My wife and kids think it's great.


It was. Was one of my favorite places.

I blame you.

https://tinyurl.com/4yzws2e7

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:37 PM (LkLld)

195 191 Cat meme

corrected link
https://tinyurl.com/4adf7r3p

Posted by: Ciampino - fingerprints at December 25, 2024 11:39 PM (i0xsb)

196 Heh.
I've been to that chapel.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)

197 Wow. I spent years in New England, where candles in the windows are more the rule than not, and I never heard or read about the origin story. Thanks.

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 25, 2024 10:44 PM (9tvFd)

I mentioned last night that I brought back the tradition of lighted candles in the window from my years in New Hampshire. It's nice to know the back story. We keep them lit all winter. It's a nice feeling pulling into the driveway on a cold wet night and seeing the candles glowing in the windows.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 25, 2024 11:40 PM (3Ev2O)

198 DD#1, DD#3, and their families were all here with us for Christmas. Tomorrow we all head out in different directions. We had a wonderful time with everyone, although my reading of "The Littlest Angel" went over like a lead balloon. DD#1 couldn't understand why I got so teary-eyed at the end of the story. I can't really explain it; it is just so beautifully written, and the copy that I have has such lovely illustrations. Oh, well.

Got a big hug from DD#3's husband when we were saying goodbye (they are leaving very early in the morning) - I asked him to take care of her for me, and he said, "Always". That young man is a real keeper.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2024 11:40 PM (jx3Zf)

199 I’m about 85pct done with printing out the Settlers of Catan.

This is the reason I had to get a 2nd printer.

Just printing out the storage bins is going to take a week.

I got some color changing filament I’ll be testing out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2024 11:41 PM (XV/Pl)

200 Doesn't matter which heat you use. I'll still have the window open in the bedroom. Posted by: nurse ratched

You have salt air to breathe instead of Chihuahuas partying all night long outside your window. Such things alter your tolerance and perspective.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:44 PM (Q8Bj8)

201 193 Good Evening, All. We had pretty much the perfect Christmas here at oikos Bulg.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 11:36 PM
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Good evening Bulg. Glad to hear.

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 11:44 PM (9tvFd)

202 Diogenes!

Merry Christmas! It's been raining big raindrops
All day. Supposed to get windy late tonight.

Bring in some wood for the fireplace and charge up your phone!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 11:45 PM (cZQmn)

203 Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah.
Maison JTB was quiet and peaceful. Walks with Precious the Bichon, a great meal, reading about Christmas past, and listening to Vince Guaraldi's Charlie Brown Christmas album. For dessert I found beautiful renditions of two of the most beautiful carols ever: Wexford Carol and the Coventry Carol.

We got a video of our great nephews, ages 5 and 2, in their Christmas Jeep. They managed to dent a wall in the house in the first minute. Judging by the giggles of the 2 year old, he's ready for demolition derby.

Posted by: JTB at December 25, 2024 11:46 PM (yTvNw)

204 201 Thank you, TRex.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 11:46 PM (v6JzV)

205 A little last minute Christmas rapping. Funny, and probably NSFW due to language.

https://www.bitchute.com/
video/WHDY6vaGB51J

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 25, 2024 11:48 PM (bSUYY)

206 I mentioned last night that I brought back the tradition of lighted candles in the window from my years in New Hampshire. It's nice to know the back story. We keep them lit all winter. It's a nice feeling pulling into the driveway on a cold wet night and seeing the candles glowing in the windows.
Posted by: Beartooth


This is the soundtrack to that:

https://youtu.be/PQlJrh4AwHU

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 11:50 PM (DgGvY)

207 Nurse Ratched. I'm out on the Peninsula. All rain, all the time!

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at December 25, 2024 11:50 PM (zOD0w)

208 Merry Christmas, Teresa in Fort Worth.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 11:52 PM (v6JzV)

209 Paul Harvey: A Christmas Story (4:53)
https://youtu.be/UV7wNBnPddo

Posted by: mindful webworker - word made flesh at December 25, 2024 11:53 PM (09AS9)

210 JackStraw, Mrs. F. specifically remembers that summer "everything changed" for the worse even though she was only 5 or 6.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 11:55 PM (RIvkX)

211 There’s lots of leftover gravy.

I see gravy, and I go into my happy dance.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 11:57 PM (v6JzV)

212 207 Nurse Ratched. I'm out on the Peninsula. All rain, all the time!
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir?

I'm hoping to head out to Hama Hama before the First.

I love it out there.

*waves from Alki*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 11:57 PM (cZQmn)

213
Paul Harvey: A Christmas Story (4:53)
https://youtu.be/UV7wNBnPddo
Posted by: mindful webworker


I KNEW it was going to be the man and the birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

214 A long time ago.

https://tinyurl.com/5sr6v6tw

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 12:02 AM (LkLld)

215 Five humans for a fine Christmas dinner.
Five dogs running around us.
Beverages were imbibed.
Presents were opened.
Jesus was discussed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - festive at December 26, 2024 12:03 AM (09AS9)

216

41% of voters aged 18 to 29 years old either consider the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thomas as “acceptable” or “somewhat acceptable.”

Support for the killing drops significantly in older generations, as 23% of voters aged 30 to 39 support the killing and 13% of those aged 40 to 49.

Just 8% of voters aged 50 to 59 support the killing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 12:03 AM (63Dwl)

217 @WallStreetMav

The USA captured Guam from Spain without even having a battle. We just sent 4 ships in 1898 and told them, “you are part of the USA now”.

It was done.

Canada, Greenland and the Panama Canal will likely be similar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:04 AM (6ZHNK)

218 Nurse Ratched. I'm out on the Peninsula. All rain, all the time!
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir?

Some of my great memories are hiring a drift boat to fish for steelhead and salmon on the wild rivers on the peninsula in winter. I so miss the Pacific Northwest sometimes.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at December 26, 2024 12:06 AM (Q8Bj8)

219
The USA captured Guam from Spain without even having a battle. We just sent 4 ships in 1898 and told them, “you are part of the USA now”.

I thought it was spoils of the Spanish-American War.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 12:06 AM (63Dwl)

220
I thought it was spoils of the Spanish-American War.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Guam was probably glad to see the Spanish gone. The Filipinos were, except for the collaborators.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:12 AM (7qcmZ)

221 Frohe Weihnachten, everyone! Thanks for the ONT, TRex!

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at December 26, 2024 12:13 AM (NezMn)

222 >>JackStraw, Mrs. F. specifically remembers that summer "everything changed" for the worse even though she was only 5 or 6.

San Francisco is a beautiful city. One of my favorite places literally in the world,

I know what's like to live in a city.

We're coming back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 12:18 AM (LkLld)

223 I think one reason "Once in Royal David's City" doesn't make the rotation too often is that the harmony is kind of difficult. Have you ever heard it sung in more than one part?

60 Do you have a favorite that rarely makes the rotation?

Several, 'Bring A Torch, Jeanette Isabella', and 'Good King Wenceslas', among others, 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen', 'The Holly and the Ivy'.

Nice choices. "Good King Wenceslas" always reminds me of the miserable experience of the father of a friend who was in the hospital before the days of patient control over TV, etc. The sound system was stuck on a repeat of this song all night.

The Irish Rovers do a good version.

Posted by: KT at December 26, 2024 12:19 AM (xekrU)

224 "Some of my great memories are hiring a drift boat to fish for steelhead and salmon on the wild rivers on the peninsula in winter. I so miss the Pacific Northwest sometimes."

Sometimes I have to look around and realize: this is pretty good stuff.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at December 26, 2024 12:19 AM (zOD0w)

225 >173 I'm not familiar with either of the hand gestures in the Hornet video. It looks like the splattered hand against the canopy is denoting a hard echelon turn, maybe?

The Navy and USMC may do things differently. To me that would have been "Push button 5," change the UHF channel to the pre-loaded frequency 5.

It's difficult to tell in the video but it might also have been "Take 5-second spacing," which would explain the turn away from the wingman. IIRC for us that was a twirl followed by the 5 sign.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at December 26, 2024 12:20 AM (NezMn)

226 The Filipinos were, except for the collaborators.

Like Ireland, you may be overlooking a few details on this.
You're among very special friends here, and clearly can say about anything -- but I wouldn't flop that one out on the bar in public.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 12:21 AM (zdLoL)

227 TRex, the music at the opening mystery click is great.

I am just getting around to the day's posts, and the Joe Mannix non-rant includes a version of Silent Night that comes with a backstory from the program notes. This version was also used in a short Kevin Sorbo Christmas video.

"In 2003, Pete and Judy Duelo of Minneapolis lost their son Nick in a tragic car accident. Nick was a senior at Luther College in Decorah, Iowa, and had been an enthusiastic participant in the choral program there, so his family decided to honor his memory by commissioning a new arrangement of a choral piece. Mack Wilberg was chosen for the commission, and his crystalline arrangement of “Silent Night” was premiered at the 2006 “Christmas at Luther” concert.

The shimmering orchestration and hushed choral writing touched the audience deeply during the candle-lit performance. . . . As the Duelos had hoped, this beautiful arrangement of “Silent Night” will now continue to reach and touch millions around the world.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krj_9gOdy8k


Posted by: KT at December 26, 2024 12:27 AM (xekrU)

228 JackStraw,
I hope You're right. And I hope Seattle can regain it's lost luster. It has the capability of being an incredible city.

Portland used to be fun and safe and beautiful.

We will see

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 12:30 AM (1xHyf)

229 Ride the subway, city subway,

https://tinyurl.com/ykuva2s9

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:31 AM (7qcmZ)

230 Ice bath for thee not for me.

https://tinyurl.com/3kjkyyyb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 12:38 AM (7qcmZ)

231 Ride the subway, city subway,

Since we’re mentioning songs tonight, I thought this would be a parody of “Silver Bells”…

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 12:40 AM (qz+gL)

232 Merry Christmas to TRex and the ONT Horde. Back from a delightful dinner with friends in Gilbert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:42 AM (8zz6B)

233 Donald Trump's offer to people of Canada in bid to 'take over'

https://mol.im/a/14226271
Posted by: Ciampino - about CA population size at December 25, 2024 10:20 PM (i0xsb)

A 60% tax cut? Twist my arm, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 12:46 AM (8zz6B)

234 Merry Christmas, Alberta Oil Peon!

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:52 AM (v6JzV)

235 There’s a wonderful version of the Wexford Carol with Alison Krause and yo yo ma. Believed to be Irelands oldest known tune, from the 12th century.

Posted by: Tom Servo


youtu.be/yxDZjg_Igoc

AK could sing random words out of a phone book and win a couple of Grammy's.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Such profound beauty. Music has such power and is why it will always be something that can take me closer to which I aspired to be.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 26, 2024 12:53 AM (Q8Bj8)

236 Watching 1% Club on Amazon Prime.

Episode 3. I want to save a bunch for us. They ask a bunch of questions, not trivia, to a lot of Americans. Have 100 contestants. Each has $1000.

They ask questions 90% of Americans got right.
Then 80%, 70% down to 15%, 10%, 5% and the 1 percent.

It's logic, word, spatial reasoning puzzles.

I took a test at the computer company like this when I worked at the casino. White guy in a room full of Indians. The guy in charge said the test would tell them exactly how great a programmer you could be.

40 questions.

Very hot black girl came up to me shortly after grading. I was the only person they ever had that scored perfect.

Go white guy.

Still. Cool show. I do stop it to check my answers. I'm not the fastest. And I've had plenty of Christmas beer. But still

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 12:55 AM (jvJvP)

237 Donald Trump's offer to people of Canada in bid to 'take over'
https://mol.im/a/14226271
Posted by: Ciampino

A 60% tax cut? Twist my arm, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And he didn't even mention the yuuuge drop in "euthanasia" as cause-of-death.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 12:55 AM (DgGvY)

238 Merry Christmas, Altaria Pilgram.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 12:59 AM (v6JzV)

239 Merry Christmas, Altaria Pilgram.
Posted by: Bulg

Oh thank you so much. Merry Christmas to you too Bulg.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 26, 2024 01:00 AM (Q8Bj8)

240 Goodnight, All. It’s been a wonderful Christmas for me. I hope it has been likewise for all of you. Sleep well, each and every one of you.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:09 AM (v6JzV)

241 Goodnight, All. It’s been a wonderful Christmas for me. I hope it has been likewise for all of you. Sleep well, each and every one of you.
Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 01:09 AM (v6JzV)

Thank you, Bulg. And the same to you. May you find rewarding employment in the new year!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 01:11 AM (8zz6B)

242 Lovely ONT, TRex. We had a blind draw paint the person across from you. Laughed so hard my ears hurt. Two talented painters, 3 with no artistic talent, 10 that were 'not that bad,' and one big red crayon.

Posted by: scampydog at December 26, 2024 01:21 AM (41CYW)

243 Well, getting late. I am going to hit the sack. Marry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 01:31 AM (8zz6B)

244 41% of voters aged 18 to 29 years old either consider the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thomas as “acceptable” or “somewhat acceptable.”

Support for the killing drops significantly in older generations, as 23% of voters aged 30 to 39 support the killing and 13% of those aged 40 to 49.

Just 8% of voters aged 50 to 59 support the killing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 12:03 AM (63Dwl)

Anything over 1% is abhorrent.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 26, 2024 01:33 AM (D6PGr)

245 Anything over 1% is abhorrent.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


And anything between 0 and 1 wouldn't give me the warm fuzzies about my fellow Americans, either.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 01:43 AM (DgGvY)

246 As a Canadian, I'll happily sacrifice 35 million, hell, even more to feel free.

Fuck this shit.

Damn, a lot of Christmas beers.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 01:44 AM (jvJvP)

247 Hey Horde, Merry Christmas, I had a great day with my family. I am less stressed and infinitely happier. I really hope that you all had a nice day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 26, 2024 01:54 AM (Sgq8y)

248 41% of voters aged 18 to 29 years old...

Don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, if they think that k1lling a CEO is gonna do jack or sh1t about changing healthscare in the US.

Indoctrinated little commie b@stards.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 01:54 AM (YoCnN)

249 Well thats another Christmas in the books. I hope everyone had a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2024 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

250 {{{Debby}}}

Merry Christmas! Glad you had an excellent day.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 01:55 AM (YoCnN)

251 Merry Christmas, DDS! Glad you had a great day.

Posted by: scampydog at December 26, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)

252 And on that Christmas genocidal note, I guess I killed the ONT.

After the last 4 years in Canada, you can take over the place. I hope the jabs take out these bastards soon.

Sorry, beer. Gaslighting. Angry.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 01:57 AM (jvJvP)

253 Stateless, I'd love to have a beverage or two with you & have a real mud-slinging b1tchfest with ya!

I'm in a mood tonight! Heh.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:02 AM (YoCnN)

254 Mostly, today was quiet and uneventful. Except! Our lovely neighbor lady brought over a couple of *yuge* pieces of hot, freshly baked apple pie this evening.

Yum! We gots awesome neighbors!

But hubby is still about the same-- not all there; still needs diapers; easily confused. Don't know if this is permanent, as *last time* he managed to improve quite a bit. Just takes time. And I can only wonder and wait.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:08 AM (YoCnN)

255 253 Stateless, I'd love to have a beverage or two with you & have a real mud-slinging b1tchfest with ya!

I'm in a mood tonight! Heh.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:02 AM (YoCnN

I have 1.5 crappy Corona's left that I'm killing.

What's going on?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:08 AM (jvJvP)

256 How do I know its Christmas? The ham fairy did a strafing run on my house. We got smart this year, we gave out ham door prizes to people as they left.
Oh, you're leaving? Take some frigging ham.

Hey thanks for coming, drive safe, here, some ham for you.

Heading out? wait.. have some ham.

Woah, where are you going? You take this fucking ham.

I won. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2024 02:11 AM (VwHCD)

257 Evening, Horde. Hope you had the best Christmas Day you could, ditto for those observing the first day of Hanukkah. For those observing neither, that it was a good day . Sleep well.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 26, 2024 02:11 AM (hBG3V)

258 But hubby is still about the same-- not all there; still needs diapers; easily confused. Don't know if this is permanent, as *last time* he managed to improve quite a bit. Just takes time. And I can only wonder and wait.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:08 AM (YoCnN)


Ooooooo. Caregiver. Me too.

Horrible. Unappreciated. Tiring. 24 hours a day and you sleep when you can.

I added cats. Ughhh. Beautiful. Love them. But I'm stretched so far.

I can actually imagine what your day was like.

How can we be happy today?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:13 AM (jvJvP)

259 What's going on?
Posted by: Stateless

Nothing in particular, other than that I'm simply frustrated with life in general. Feelin' b1tchy because I'm having a fking pity party for myself.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:15 AM (YoCnN)

260 I won. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Fkin A, dude! That rocks!

I'd gladly take a ham, but you know: 3k miles...

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:16 AM (YoCnN)

261 Unappreciated. Tiring. 24 hours a day and you sleep when you can.
Posted by: Stateless
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Yeah. "Please" and "Thank you" don't happen anymore. I'm The Bad Guy for everything.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:18 AM (YoCnN)

262 259 What's going on?
Posted by: Stateless

Nothing in particular, other than that I'm simply frustrated with life in general. Feelin' b1tchy because I'm having a fking pity party for myself.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:15 AM (YoCnN


You are so blessed to have a husband. Not now, but you had happy times.

I'm single so far. Taking care of my 88 year old mother in Canada.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:20 AM (jvJvP)

263 I really miss my sweet, smart, happy-go-lucky hubby. He's been gone for 4 years.

Until a couple weeks ago, he was at least capable of self-care and occasional fun conversation.

Now? An oversized toddler what isn't quite potty-trained.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:24 AM (YoCnN)

264 And "they say" he hasn't had a stroke

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:25 AM (YoCnN)

265
Yeah. "Please" and "Thank you" don't happen anymore. I'm The Bad Guy for everything.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:18 AM (YoCnN)



Last year and before, I watched kids comedy shows. Not woke, no gays, no blacks bitching about racism.

And there was actually a lot of very nice shows out there. Funny and touching.

Now. I'm watching the most horrific, bloodiest movies I can find.

Caregiving is hell..

How long have you been married.?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:25 AM (jvJvP)

266 My heart goes out to you, Stateless!

It's a very tough job.

Reading about your interactions with *not your* (giggle!) cats, really warms my icy heart!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:27 AM (YoCnN)

267 Been together 22 years. Married for 15.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:28 AM (YoCnN)

268 267 Been together 22 years. Married for 15.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:28 AM (YoCnN)

Wow, you are so blessed.

Too many years alone. God put me on the shelf for someone amazing.

How do you relax?

I'm over whelmec right now after house renovations. Between Mom, the cats, the dog and so much clean- up I just want to stay inbed.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:32 AM (jvJvP)

269 How long have you been caring for your mom, Stateless? What condition is she in?

Yeah, I hope you'll meet that *special someone* when you're ready & able!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:35 AM (YoCnN)

270 Sleeeeeeeep, glorious sleeeeeep! Oh, if I could have a few nights (or even days) of quality, uninterrupted REM sleeeeep!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:36 AM (YoCnN)

271 I really miss my sweet, smart, happy-go-lucky hubby. He's been gone for 4 years.

Until a couple weeks ago, he was at least capable of self-care and occasional fun conversation.

Now? An oversized toddler what isn't quite potty-trained.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:24 AM (YoCnN)

My brother's inlaws are in their 90's. I was watching them last night. Good god. The MIL takes 1 inch long steps, and has a walker with wheels, so she gets nowhere fast. The FIL sleeps probably 18 hours a day. He fell asleep at the diner table, in front of the TV, and thats in between being sprawled out and passed out on the couch. He's done, body is going night night. The mother in law still drives, so its a major undertaking to get them in the car. They get the apollo crew ready for space travel in less time. They really need to be in assisted living, but nooo, that costs money, better to have people spend their day checking up on them. They're sitting on a few 100K they don't want to touch, because ..."its for when we get old and sick". Newsflash, you already blew past old and sick, you're ready for a burn and urn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2024 02:42 AM (VwHCD)

272 {{{JQ}}} {{{stateless}}, I feel your pain, hubs passed, but my last remaining sibling has been diagnosed with dementia. Prior to this he was only paranoid schizophrenic. Now we have two treats in one. I still had a great Christmas.

Bers, seriously, I am craving salt right now, I would cube up a few slices of ham and brown 'em up in a skillet and eat on toothpicks after dipping in mustard. I am very glad that the Ham Fairy was in good enough health to deliver the goods this year, must make Mrs. B very happy.

AOP, sorry that I missed you, glad that you enjoyed the day with friends.

Thanks scampy dog. it was such a nice day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 26, 2024 02:43 AM (Sgq8y)

273 88. Pretty good but she has pain after she eats.

The pain goes away after she lays down. She had diverticulitis before so the doctor prescribed meds. Didn't work. Went to ER early in the morning. More meds which really knocked her out.

Third round. Nothing.

Called the health food store. Described everything. First question. Did she have her gall bladdervout?

Yes? 30 years ago.

Probiotics. Gut health and I'm trying to keep her happy until we get to this great natural doctor the lady at the store swears by. But it's the end of January.

And you know how everyone that isn't there with you every hour has an opinion.

Fuck them...tired.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:46 AM (jvJvP)

274 Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:32 AM (jvJvP)

I'm struggling with the 'alone' thing right now.

65 years old... been married... had kids... been in multiple relationships after divorce...

yet... today... Christmas... only my Son who lives with me (after saving him from being homeless)... even wished me a Merry Christmas.

I'm struggling with how much of these situations we bring on ourselves (yeah, I'm an Introvert Sigma)... vs how much is people just writing us off... and... sadly... how much I should care.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:46 AM (QAkQ3)

275 270 Sleeeeeeeep, glorious sleeeeeep! Oh, if I could have a few nights (or even days) of quality, uninterrupted REM sleeeeep!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:36 AM (YoCnN)


PREACH!!

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:47 AM (jvJvP)

276 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2024 02:42 AM (VwHCD)

spent 10 years as the care taker watching my Mother die... 4 different major surgeries... breast cancer (clear)... and after 3 covid shots, turbo cancer.

If I had known what I was getting into... I still would have done it... but, it's like volunteering for combat. Something no one should have to go through.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:51 AM (QAkQ3)

277 Bers, that's sad. But, at 90? Totally understandable.

Hubs is only 70. We're *not* sitting on 100s of K, and he will likely need nursing home if he doesn't pull out of this. I just can't do it all anymore. Medicaid spend-down on this POS house, I guess. Hope I can make it livable, because it'll be where I die.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:51 AM (YoCnN)

278 And you know how everyone that isn't there with you every hour has an opinion.

Fuck them...tired.
Posted by: Stateless
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Amen!

When hubs was discharged from hospital a week or so ago-- the nurse said I should "get some help"

Oh, really?!?! No sh1t! But she didn't hand me a list of names & numbers. Fk'n useless.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:58 AM (YoCnN)

279 I'm struggling with the 'alone' thing right now.

65 years old... been married... had kids... been in multiple relationships after divorce...

yet... today... Christmas... only my Son who lives with me (after saving him from being homeless)... even wished me a Merry Christmas.

I'm struggling with how much of these situations we bring on ourselves (yeah, I'm an Introvert Sigma)... vs how much is people just writing us off... and... sadly... how much I should care.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:46 AM (QAkQ3)

Romeo13,

I would thank God to be as 'alone' as you are.

Married! Kids! Relationships! Wow.
You are so blessed.

There are some of us not so blessed.


And you've been here so long, I know you have ampersand privileges.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 02:58 AM (jvJvP)

280 spent 10 years as the care taker watching my Mother die... 4 different major surgeries... breast cancer (clear)... and after 3 covid shots, turbo cancer.

If I had known what I was getting into... I still would have done it... but, it's like volunteering for combat. Something no one should have to go through.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 02:51 AM (QAkQ3)


And people don't appreciate it.

My mother does. And tells everyone.

But that constant 24 - 7 stuff is so exhausting.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:04 AM (jvJvP)

281 I'm struggling with how much of these situations we bring on ourselves (yeah, I'm an Introvert Sigma)... vs how much is people just writing us off... and... sadly... how much I should care.

Posted by: Romeo13
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A lot of it (IMO) is the latter. People don't know how, or don't want to, deal with *less than perfect* situations.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:05 AM (YoCnN)

282 Amen!

When hubs was discharged from hospital a week or so ago-- the nurse said I should "get some help"

Oh, really?!?! No sh1t! But she didn't hand me a list of names & numbers. Fk'n useless.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 02:58 AM (YoCnN)


Yeah, and then you have to be up for the help.

And you want the place somewhat clean for their shit ass help.

Unless those helpers are placing hands on Mom, blue light starts glowing and healing occurs, just go away.

I have enough things to take care of.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:09 AM (jvJvP)

283 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:09 AM (1feMt)

284 The man I was with previously, died a couple years before I met hubby. That's why I say-- this ain't my first rodeo-- and the only thing I would change, would be that these wonderful men would both be alive & healthy, even if it meant that I'd never get to be with them.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:10 AM (YoCnN)

285 Oh, JQ and Stateless. It's hard to hear your stories without bringing back the memories of taking care of mom.

You are both in my prayers .

Perseverance and strength. You are doing the right thing, and it won't be for forever. ( even if it feels that way)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:11 AM (1feMt)

286 JQ -

Does the hospital have a social worker or patient advocate? {They would have names and numbers more readily available than a nurse.}

Also HHS, Adult division as your hubby is over 65.

In AZ, they actually had a pamphlet with names, numbers, and services. Some services worked better than others, as with most things.

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 03:12 AM (qz+gL)

287 A lot of it (IMO) is the latter. People don't know how, or don't want to, deal with *less than perfect* situations.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:05 AM (YoCnN)

Yeah. My brother basically said if I wasn't here, they'd deal with.

FUCK YOU!

I've taken care of our elderly parents and gave then the best life possible. I've sacrificed a lot.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:13 AM (jvJvP)

288 Yeah, and then you have to be up for the help.
And you want the place somewhat clean for their shit ass help.

Unless those helpers are placing hands on Mom, blue light starts glowing and healing occurs, just go away.

I have enough things to take care of.
Posted by: Stateless
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I'm with you on that! But hubs' PCP authorized "home health" so I expect them to call tomorrow. And it'll be physical & occupational therapists (pffft! go away!) a nurse to check vitals (yeah, I can do that cheaper!) and a bath aide (which we could actually use).

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:14 AM (YoCnN)

289 JQ, what Adriane said.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:15 AM (1feMt)

290 You are both in my prayers .

Perseverance and strength. You are doing the right thing, and it won't be for forever. ( even if it feels that way)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:11 AM (1feMt)

Thanks so much.

From a nic that sounds very understanding.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:15 AM (jvJvP)

291 Agree with you about levels of help. Take the personal care help if you can. That was most difficult for my son and I. But at least mom was small in stature so sort of easy to maneuver

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:17 AM (1feMt)

292 Stateless, when my dad got ill, my older bro said oh gee he would help...

And then begged off all but maybe *twice* in 2 years. Yeah, some help. And I was still working fulltime then!

Care slave, I am.

Never. Again.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:18 AM (YoCnN)

293 I'm with you on that! But hubs' PCP authorized "home health" so I expect them to call tomorrow. And it'll be physical & occupational therapists (pffft! go away!) a nurse to check vitals (yeah, I can do that cheaper!) and a bath aide (which we could actually use).

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:14 AM (YoCnN)

Yeah, fortunately you don't have other things to do while waiting for them.

It''s past 3am. A bunch of us tired loving caregivers are up consoling each other.

Worst breakfast club evef.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:20 AM (jvJvP)

294 Adriane "Does the hospital have a social worker or patient advocate?"

Yes, and said *advocate* was supposed to meet with us the day hubby was discharged.

No show.

Thanks a lot, "advocate"!!!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:21 AM (YoCnN)

295 Stateless, I took care of my mom, in her home, with my oldest son's help for almost 7 years. Dementia.

She died 2 1/2 years ago.

Now after a bout with a non cancerous brain tumor, (removed 6yrs ago) Mr. I is starting the dementia journey.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:22 AM (1feMt)

296 {{{MLii}}}

Long time no see! Merry Christmas!

Thanks for prayers!

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:23 AM (YoCnN)

297 Hi My Life, I hope that you had a nice Christmas, I spent the day with my grandkids yesterday, it was way beyond nice. Hope that it was the same for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 26, 2024 03:23 AM (Sgq8y)

298 ((JQ))

Merry Christmas to you and Debby

I commented on end of yesterday's tech thread, Debby, but pretty late.

The day was nice. Hailey is a doll.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:26 AM (1feMt)

299 292 Stateless, when my dad got ill, my older bro said oh gee he would help...

And then begged off all but maybe *twice* in 2 years. Yeah, some help. And I was still working fulltime then!

Care slave, I am.

Never. Again.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:18 AM (YoCnN)



My Uncle Pete was freaking Batman!

Polio. Walked with a cane. Worked as an orderly in the hospital at a job he hated.

He took care of my grand parents, my grand father with throat cancer, until they passed.

He was always 'grumpy.'

Dude was fucking Batman. Doing twice as me with twice the responsibilities, two parents, polio and a cane.

Uncle Pete was Batman.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:28 AM (jvJvP)

300 Now after a bout with a non cancerous brain tumor, (removed 6yrs ago) Mr. I is starting the dementia journey.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:22 AM (1feMt)

I'm so sorry.

Look, whenever any of us need to vent, we know where to find each other.

But not this late.

Tonight was weak beer.

Thank all of you.

I hope we are all stronger now. I feel better.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:33 AM (jvJvP)

301 It may not help now, Stateless and JQ, and I know this because I heard it and felt the way you are feeling. But you know in your heart that what you are doing is the right thing for your loved one. You're doing your best for them.

It's not forever even if it feels that way. Take your "good moments" to heart, and hang on to that to get you through the really sucky days and nights.

You've got this.

* and there's ALWAYS this place to come to vent!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:37 AM (1feMt)

302 I've gotta head out. Missing Skip's breakfast

but after my 1st day off since last Christmas, I'm ready to go another year! Lol, I hope the new year finds me some competent help

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:40 AM (1feMt)

303 I am off to bed, Horde, My Life, I am sorry for your health woes, sorrier still that you are back on the dementia hamster wheel. I often think of you, I shall pray for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 26, 2024 03:40 AM (Sgq8y)

304 True, MLii!

Thanks for listening, anyone/everyone...

Bless all the caregivers!

Gonna try for sleep, glorious sleep, now.

We got this, Stateless!

Yeah, exhausted......but feel better.

Posted by: JQ at December 26, 2024 03:40 AM (YoCnN)

305 Thanks Deb

It's early stages, but you and I, we know the outcome. I'm still kinda in a "whatever" attitude about it.

Life. Insanity. !


Ok gotta fly, make it a good day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:43 AM (1feMt)

306 301 It may not help now, Stateless and JQ, and I know this because I heard it and felt the way you are feeling. But you know in your heart that what you are doing is the right thing for your loved one. You're doing your best for them.

It's not forever even if it feels that way. Take your "good moments" to heart, and hang on to that to get you through the really sucky days and nights.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 26, 2024 03:37 AM (1feMt)



My father was 90 when he died.

We had walks where we talked about my goals while taking care of him and Mom. He told me how lucky they were that I was there to take care of them.

He had a stroke while we were at the produce store. I literally watched the progression.

I went to see him once in the hospital. He wasn't going to get better. I thanked him for everything, told him I loved him and I'd take care of Mom. So he could rest.

My brother spent the last tortuous hours with Dad. It was horrible for him. But Dad and I had no unexpressed thoughts. We were good.

3:50. Mom just up. Trumpy in her room with the doga.

Caregiver...

Give and take

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 04:00 AM (jvJvP)

307 It's no fun to be sick in a medical rehab for Christmas in the Peoples Republic. Conditions horrible, these for profit health facilities are nightmarish and hire the banana boat people from Haiti rather than real Americans. I miss real fruit. What is this thing called an orange or grapefruit? I haven't seen one. Just disgusting.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 26, 2024 04:06 AM (TGPs7)

308 Beautiful Christmas Carols that don't get enough air time:

Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming

Posted by: Monica at December 26, 2024 04:07 AM (kfQcw)

309 4:09

Dog Ralphy went out.

Cats did too.

I took sleep aids. See everyone way later....

Thank and Bless you all.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 04:11 AM (jvJvP)

310 Pixy nood!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 26, 2024 04:15 AM (y7zkd)

311 Outstanding ONT, TREX!

Posted by: FINGERS at December 26, 2024 12:05 PM (C8ve7)

Christmas Cafe

magifollowingthestar.jpg


When a strange dog decides to give you a present and that present is himself.

A lonely golden doodle in a wheelchair makes a friend.

The cutest little shop clerk.

Playing soccer with an elk.

It's too quacking cold!


Deer running on a trail at night.



Merry Christmas to all!

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Hey cafe

Posted by: Ciampino - see, we're hard players at December 25, 2024 07:33 PM (i0xsb)

2 Merry Christmas to Ace and all members of the Horde!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe)

3 The first trip outside the US that my wife and I took was to Iceland and we got to go on a horseback ride. Very docile creatures and since I was an absolute beginner, the horse I was riding was very patient with me.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 25, 2024 07:36 PM (lXCUP)

4 I really like that watercolor painting. The painter is Coller. Is that someone you know?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 25, 2024 07:37 PM (D6PGr)

5 Lottsa posts today.

Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2024 07:37 PM (i0F8b)

6 nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 07:37 PM (XHxxX)

7 We be gots a Christmass E-Mail from Presdent Obama wishing us Happy Holliday's. We be so happy to hear from our Presdent of Coller. Anibody wants a copy send yoor email adddress to me at:

marclog@comcast.net

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at December 25, 2024 07:38 PM (A2iSa)

8 Merry Christmas, Ace and the Horde.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 07:38 PM (hoCmQ)

9 A bran mash, carrots and molassses cookies. My horses are happy.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:38 PM (XTmTf)

10 Sure thing, Mary. My email is eatshit@fuckyou.com.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM (u73oe)

11 3 The first trip outside the US that my wife and I took was to Iceland and we got to go on a horseback ride. Very docile creatures and since I was an absolute beginner, the horse I was riding was very patient with me.
Posted by: NR Pax

You're very fortunate. Twelve tourists have been bucked-off into an active lava flow just this year. The horses seem to save that treatment for the Chinese tourists, though. Who can blame them?

Posted by: No Yellow! at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM (G5+As)

12 Merry Christmas to all!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2024 07:41 PM (xAPJi)

13 I love the dog nativity scene. Thank you, Ace, and all the CoBs, for your hard work putting this place together and keeping it running, and to Pixy for keeping the hamsters fed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:43 PM (VNX3d)

14 Good evening everyone and hope everyone had a Merry Christmas

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

15 The horses seem to save that treatment for the Chinese tourists, though. Who can blame them?

Melly Chlistmas!

Posted by: Ciampino - see, we're hard of hearing at December 25, 2024 07:43 PM (i0xsb)

16 Merry Christmas, Morons

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 25, 2024 07:43 PM (dEYSD)

17 >>A bran mash, carrots and molassses cookies. My horses are happy.

One of my favorite traditions. Christmas around the barn was a joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:44 PM (LkLld)

18 Putin gave a Christmas gift to Ukraine today...

Written on all the missiles that hit Ukraine was the following message...

"From Russia with Love"........

President had no comment other than to drool on himself and Jill.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 07:45 PM (FDlb9)

19 bran mash, carrots and molassses cookies. My horses are happy.
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Hell, I'd be happy with that.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2024 07:45 PM (4780s)

20 Pet food recall over bird flu

https://tinyurl.com/mshdt2tb

Posted by: Ciampino - they are working for a pandemic at December 25, 2024 07:46 PM (i0xsb)

21 My email is eatshit@fuckyou.com.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM


That's not the email we have on record for you.

Posted by: Jacque LeStrappe from OnlyFans Customer Support at December 25, 2024 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

22 It's too quacking cold!

Duck, duck, duck, duck..... what the hell? We're all ducks. We can't play the game, then.

Posted by: the lead duck at December 25, 2024 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

23 JackStraw , we weren't the only ones that spent Christmas in a barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:52 PM (XTmTf)

24 I might worry the elk would take the ball and go play with his friends

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

25 Left cookies for the neighbors yesterday. We don’t know them and we are about an acre apart, just six houses on the loop. Nobody was home. Today we walked the dogs around and only one plate was left. Nearest neighbor called out Merry Christmas as we passed. I call that a success. We will no doubt meet everyone over the summer..

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2024 07:56 PM (xZ/E3)

26 21 My email is eatshit@fuckyou.com.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM

That's not the email we have on record for you.

Posted by: Jacque LeStrappe from OnlyFans Customer Support at December 25, 2024 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)
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Shit, I didn't know they kept records!

Posted by: Philippe Philoppe - thongs for you at December 25, 2024 07:57 PM (i0xsb)

27 One more Merry Christmas to Ace & the Horde, & g'night !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 07:57 PM (cY18j)

28
The horses seem to save that treatment for the Chinese tourists, though. Who can blame them?
Posted by: No Yellow! at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM (G5+As)

__________

"American tourists are the worst!" - American tourists trying to curry favor with Europeans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 08:00 PM (dxSpM)

29
Saw on a tub of bacon grease, "Shelf Safe". Looked at Diana. Put tub in refrigerator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 08:01 PM (dxSpM)

30 Thank you to the Horde for every laugh till you cry moment, I didn't know that moment and unending prayers for friends in need

You are the spirit of Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:02 PM (XTmTf)

31 11 You're very fortunate. Twelve tourists have been bucked-off into an active lava flow just this year.

The only relatively bad moment I had was when we got to the middle of the trail and we were going to stop for a quick break. My horse knew that path and that there was some really good grass before the stopping point. He tried to make a beeline for it. I disagreed.

You know you're supposed to pull on the reins to get them to stop? I nearly took his neck out of the socket. He sullenly listened to me and grazed at the designated location instead.

(One of the people who work at the stable commented on how he's on the trails 2-3 times a day and he's still rather fat.)

Posted by: NR Pax at December 25, 2024 08:04 PM (lXCUP)

32 Ex-Eagles, Bengals Linebacker Bill Bergey Dies After Battle with Cancer at 79

Posted by: SMOD at December 25, 2024 08:04 PM (GITLP)

33 You would have loved my mom, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 08:05 PM (LkLld)

34 What does Zorro do after dark?

Catches up on his Zzzs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 08:06 PM (yr/Go)

35 Good evening and Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 08:07 PM (WXNFJ)

36 JackStraw, without a doubt.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:10 PM (XTmTf)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

38 I mostly lurk, but I want to say Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to the horde.

Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2024 08:12 PM (TS8/c)

39 Thank Heaven!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 08:13 PM (QSrLX)

40 Merry Christmas you fargin iceholes.

😁

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

41 38 I mostly lurk, but I want to say Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to the horde.

Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2024 08:12 PM (TS8/c)


Welcome.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 08:13 PM (jvJvP)

42
iGloo is Apple adhesive

It holds the Apple World together.

Posted by: Ciampino - I remember Visicalc at December 25, 2024 08:14 PM (i0xsb)

43 Merry Christmas you fargin iceholes.

😁
Posted by: Sponge

See? He does love us!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)

44 Ronster, there you are. You have been in my thoughts. Hope you are well and Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:14 PM (XTmTf)

45 Merry Christmas dear morons and !חנוכה שמח

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:15 PM (RIvkX)

46 SanFranpsycho, Happy Hanukkah.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:16 PM (XTmTf)

47 See? He does love us!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 08:14 PM (WXNFJ)


Hells yeah!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

48 iGloo is Apple adhesive

It holds the Apple World together.
Posted by: Ciampino - I remember Visicalc at December 25, 2024 08:14 PM (i0xsb)

iSpew has replaced Steve Jobs in Apple PR.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:17 PM (VNX3d)

49 Merry Christmas everybody! I hope you spent it with loved ones and good food and drink.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2024 08:17 PM (3Ope8)

50 I ate waaaaaayyy too much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Ben Had, Back at ya.

Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2024 08:18 PM (TS8/c)

52 Well, most of you anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Thanks Ben Had. My gift from Girl F. is a ticket to a show where two gay dudes re-enact an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City

I'm very excited.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:19 PM (RIvkX)

54 34 What does Zorro do after dark?

Sharpens his gay blade?

Zorro signs with a Z because he's spastic.

Posted by: Ted Striker - also a drinking problem at December 25, 2024 08:19 PM (i0xsb)

55 SanFranpsycho, oh shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:20 PM (XTmTf)

56 Bill Bergey was a Philadelphia icon

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 08:21 PM (fwDg9)

57 I ate too much and have to get up at 0345 for work.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 08:21 PM (LHPAg)

58 SanFranpsycho, she couldn't just give you a fruitcake?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:22 PM (XTmTf)

59 34 What does Zorro do after dark?

Takes off his mask and dons Aviators.

Posted by: Ted Striker - also has a drinking problem at December 25, 2024 08:23 PM (i0xsb)

60 I don't have to go in early tomorrow now. Yay for the small things.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2024 08:23 PM (FM3QA)

61 That sounds very San Francisco.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Thanks Ben Had. My gift from Girl F. is a ticket to a show where two gay dudes re-enact an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City

I'm very excited.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Don't you just love it when your loved ones know you better than you know yourself. I am looking forward to your report.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 08:24 PM (Q8Bj8)

63 iGloo is Apple adhesive

It holds the Apple World together.
Posted by: Ciampino - I remember Visicalc

There are a lot of days when I think the text interface, or even text window interfaces, were the peak of computing. I miss the simplicity of WordStar and VisiCalc.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:24 PM (VNX3d)

64 Sponge!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:24 PM (XTmTf)

65 Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:24 PM (XTmTf)


*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)

66 As mh and I have discussed at length, fruitcake is teh awesome! Tomorrow Imma hit the gourmet store to pick one up on sale!! Maybe a panettone too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:25 PM (RIvkX)

67 That sounds very San Francisco.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)
====
Their nationwide tour starts here and yea they are very popular. They have no mercy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:26 PM (RIvkX)

68
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2024 08:27 PM (tljrc)

69 SanFranpsycho, being I live in the fruitcake capitol of the world we need to talk.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:27 PM (XTmTf)

70 Collin street bakery ftw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

71 That stray dog, Walker. The video ends there but did the dog stay with the little old lady? I was left uneasy after that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il cane era randagio at December 25, 2024 08:29 PM (i0xsb)

72 Ben Had!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 08:29 PM (Wnv9h)

73 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

We interrupt this Christmas Cafe for an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update...

I've made significant progress in Brandon Sanderson's Wind and Truth. I have less than 400 pages to go...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Christmas confabulations...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:31 PM (BpYfr)

74 53 Thanks Ben Had. My gift from Girl F. is a ticket to a show where two gay dudes re-enact an episode of The Real Housewives of New York City

I'm very excited.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:19
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Payback for something?

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 08:31 PM (hoCmQ)

75 Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM


And you as well, Ace. Thanks for everything, dude.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM (mH6SG)

76 How many pages is it total?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

77 RMBS, Merry Christmas to you both. I know your meal was divine.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM (XTmTf)

78 71 That stray dog, Walker. The video ends there but did the dog stay with the little old lady? I was left uneasy after that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il cane era randagio at December 25, 2024 08:29 PM (i0xsb)

Well the little old lady was Korean, so….

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 08:33 PM (7MHHr)

79 I've made significant progress in Brandon Sanderson's Wind and Truth. I have less than 400 pages to go...

I'm still slogging through it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 08:34 PM (mH6SG)

80 Went to nieces' house last night in CO Spgs. Saw my sister who lives in WY. She is 78, 3 years younger than me, and falls down a lot. Our half sister is taking care of her, don't much care for her.

Posted by: Ronster at December 25, 2024 08:34 PM (TS8/c)

81 RMBS, Merry Christmas to you both. I know your meal was divine.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM


And to you! Dinner was lovely, thanks. Best oysters we've gotten in years.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 08:34 PM (Wnv9h)

82 How many pages is it total?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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1,329...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:36 PM (BpYfr)

83 Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

84 How many pages is it total?

1000+

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 08:37 PM (mH6SG)

85 Far Too Good For Me Wife: “I mean, what is it that you think is going to happen in London? In Paris if we end up taking the train over?”

Me: “…..do you ever pay attention to the news?!”

Her: “No!”

Me: “…….ok. I’ll be blunt. They have a huge Muslim immigration thing and I’m walking around with five white American women. Two of whom are part Jewish.” (The Eldest’s friend and her mom are on the trip too.)

Her: *SIGH*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Jtz/H)

86 My cat Penny is perched on the back of my office chair like a little supervillain kitty...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:40 PM (BpYfr)

87 28
The horses seem to save that treatment for the Chinese tourists, though. Who can blame them?
Posted by: No Yellow! at December 25, 2024 07:40 PM (G5+As)

__________

"American tourists are the worst!" - American tourists trying to curry favor with Europeans
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Heh! I used to work with one of those. Moved to midshift so don't deal with him anymore. He brags about a visit with his wife to Europe and bonding with a local over TDS. Needless to say this guy is a gaping commie asshole.

Oh, and Merry Christmas from a large imposing federal building near the Potomac!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 08:41 PM (e9bwN)

88 "It's fine. All subways are safe!"

- - - - - Governor Hochul

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Jtz/H)

London is no better than Paris.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:41 PM (RIvkX)

90 My cat Penny is perched on the back of my office chair like a little supervillain kitty...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:40 PM (BpYfr)

Any looks like, "No, Perfessor Squirrel, I expect you to die!" yet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:42 PM (VNX3d)

91 When we light the first candle tonight we remember Kfir Bibas, a baby taken from his crib and held a prisoner more than most his life for the crime of being born a Jew.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:44 PM (RIvkX)

92 85

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Jtz/H)
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That *SIGH*

was a *Le SIGH* right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, c'est ceci at December 25, 2024 08:44 PM (i0xsb)

93 I have to wonder how many pairs of black pants, white shirts, and blouses are sold every year for children to be in a Christmas concert or pageant. I guess teen girls need a little black dress, too. Would China collapse without this business?

Posted by: Choral Atoll at December 25, 2024 08:44 PM (G5+As)

94 Pecan wood fires fills one's home with a scent that recalls contentment.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 08:44 PM (Q8Bj8)

95 Any looks like, "No, Perfessor Squirrel, I expect you to die!" yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:42 PM (VNX3d)
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That's her default expression.

Come to think of it, ALL my kitties regard me with that expression...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:45 PM (BpYfr)

96 Merry Christmas and all that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 25, 2024 08:45 PM (sAPEi)

97 When we light the first candle tonight we remember Kfir Bibas, a baby taken from his crib and held a prisoner more than most his life for the crime of being born a Jew.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I too will join with you in spirit.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 08:46 PM (Q8Bj8)

98 87

Oh, and Merry Christmas from a large imposing federal building near the Potomac!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 08:41 PM (e9bwN)
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Ah, the Geometric Monstrosity!

Posted by: Ciampino - octadeca-something or other at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (i0xsb)

99 My Christmas wish is to go sleep tonight and wake up tomorrow and it is Jan. 20, 2025.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (rl0iN)

100 London is no better than Paris.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 08:41 PM (RIvkX)


Oh I know.


That *SIGH*

was a *Le SIGH* right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Oui Inspecteur, c'est ceci at December 25, 2024 08:44 PM (i0xsb)


It was irritated, perhaps a bit put upon. That counts as French, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (moA/t)

101 “In a statement, United Airlines confirmed a body was found Tuesday after flight 202, a Boeing 787-10, arrived in Kahului from Chicago,” HawaiiNewsNow

A long cold flight. Probably went sleepy sleep due to lack of oxygen before cruising altitude. Then froze solid.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (/lPRQ)

102 Lucy the Fink has a pretty red and white puffy collar on with jingle bells and looks very pretty. She doesn't seem to mind it too much as she's not oozed out of it all day.

Super quiet on the beach. We are supposed to get another couple back to back winter storms blowing through next week.

Merry Christmas y'all. Please remember to reach out to folks you know are alone. Even if they don't pick up, they know you tried and it means a lot.

I called a friend earlier today. It was nice to hear his voice and he was happy to talk to someone today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 08:48 PM (nWwhV)

103 You know what would be great?

If everyone gave our host a tip today.

I know it's been a rough couple of years for everyone but this the place we've come.

$1. $5. $100. Whatever you can afford.

Thank you, ace. And Merry Christmas.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

104 Do not miss quote me.........

"It's fine. All subways are safe!"

When I said this, I was talking about Subway Sandwich Shops......

Posted by: Governor Hochul at December 25, 2024 08:49 PM (lgj4s)

105 Any looks like, "No, Perfessor Squirrel, I expect you to die!" yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:42 PM (VNX3d)
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That's her default expression.

Come to think of it, ALL my kitties regard me with that expression...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:45 PM (BpYfr)

I wonder if Robert the Cat (TM) looks at BeckoningChasm that way....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 08:50 PM (VNX3d)

106 97 When we light the first candle tonight we remember Kfir Bibas, a baby taken from his crib and held a prisoner more than most his life for the crime of being born a Jew.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I too will join with you in spirit.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 08:46 PM (Q8Bj
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I don't have to be Jewish to empathize.

Posted by: Ciampino - octadeca-something or other at December 25, 2024 08:50 PM (i0xsb)

107 It's Christmas. Did anyone think to check the Vespa Accessories catalog for a gift for the Boss. The Flame decals are really nice, as is the Chrome Deluxe Kickstand.

Posted by: Practical KDF Mann at December 25, 2024 08:50 PM (G5+As)

108 When I said this, I was talking about Subway Sandwich Shops......

Posted by: Governor Hochul at December 25, 2024 08:49 PM (lgj4s)



Those are MAGA country!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:50 PM (Jtz/H)

109 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 08:48 PM (nWwhV)


*smooch*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

110 We interrupt this Christmas Cafe for an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update...

I've made significant progress in Brandon Sanderson's Wind and Truth. I have less than 400 pages to go...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Christmas confabulations...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 08:31 PM (BpYfr)
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Churchill is now Prime Minister in Gilbert's biography. LFG!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)

111
It was irritated, perhaps a bit put upon. That counts as French, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (moA/t)
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As long as it was nasal, adenoidal.

Posted by: Ciampino - sinusoidal at December 25, 2024 08:52 PM (i0xsb)

112 Not Yoko, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 08:53 PM (6ZHNK)

113 Second try

Not Yoko, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.

https://tinyurl.com/4cyx6c75

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 08:54 PM (6ZHNK)

114 Merry Christmas, everyone!

When I was young, Christmas Morning was the thing.

I now savor the evening. Early on, we almost always stayed at the maternal grandparents, and Jo Stafford got prominent LP play. That is what I am doing now, listening to the most chill music ever recorded as the logs on the fire wither to coals and ash. All is peaceful, contented.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

115 smooch*
Posted by: Sponge


Awwww. Please give the First! Lady a hug and smooch from me.

*squeezes sponge's bottom*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 08:56 PM (m+Iyu)

116 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, dear Hordelings.

Missed most of the open threads today. Was there a 'Crap Tree' reposting yet?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 25, 2024 08:57 PM (znG43)

117 It's Christmas. Did anyone think to check the Vespa Accessories catalog for a gift for the Boss. The Flame decals are really nice, as is the Chrome Deluxe Kickstand.
Posted by: Practical KDF Mann at December 25, 2024 08:50 PM (G5+As)
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Forward-firing Ruger 10-22 rigged for 100 round snail magazine, rear-mounted oil slick generator.

Not technically street legal, but it comes with a ICE notice of detainer court date set for 2027.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Y'all I'm happy to report that the sticky toffee pudding turned out amazing and was a yuge hit with all my family. I am so stuffed...

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2024 09:00 PM (JRHzL)

119 Missed most of the open threads today. Was there a 'Crap Tree' reposting yet?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 25, 2024 08:57 PM (znG43)


Damn I miss that hornery bastard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:00 PM (fz7Mb)

120 101 “In a statement, United Airlines confirmed a body was found Tuesday after flight 202, a Boeing 787-10, arrived in Kahului from Chicago,” HawaiiNewsNow

A long cold flight. Probably went sleepy sleep due to lack of oxygen before cruising altitude. Then froze solid.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2024 08:47 PM (/lPRQ)
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I didn't post this as it's sad but since someone else did, this has a link.
Body found in wheel of United Airlines plane after it lands at Maui Airport

https://mol.im/a/14225901

Posted by: Ciampino - It's cold at 36,000 feet & no Oxygen at December 25, 2024 09:01 PM (i0xsb)

121 Thank you, phone, for autocucumbering my post into a non-word. Super special.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:02 PM (fz7Mb)

122 97 When we light the first candle tonight we remember Kfir Bibas, a baby taken from his crib and held a prisoner more than most his life for the crime of being born a Jew.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I too will join with you in spirit.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

And I. And for little Ariel, too, and their parents.


Posted by: L - Rooster one day, feather duster the next at December 25, 2024 09:02 PM (NFX2v)

123 Merry Christmas to all you Morons.

Grandchildren give the day a new dimension.

--Jinx, who posts far too infrequently

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 25, 2024 09:03 PM (23yAo)

124
Her Majesty got us tickets for Space Center Houston, which we have never been to after 15 years here - and for a boat tour of the Port of Houston.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 09:05 PM (dxSpM)

125 Merry Christmas to All, God bless us everyone!
Hope Santa brought you everything on your list.

Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2024 09:05 PM (+HzbQ)

126 (i]Hope Santa brought you everything on your list.
Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2024 09:05 PM


Didn't have a list, but it was a very light Christmas here because f*ck Joe Biden.

Stepmother broke down once because she wanted to call my dad.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Feeling fat & sassy after the day's festivities.

Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2024 09:08 PM (+HzbQ)

128 When I was young, Christmas Morning was the thing.

I now savor the evening. Early on, we almost always stayed at the maternal grandparents, and Jo Stafford got prominent LP play. That is what I am doing now, listening to the most chill music ever recorded as the logs on the fire wither to coals and ash. All is peaceful, contented.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

As this day has progressed from day to night I have reached an appropriate moment of reflection. Our journeys through the years are myriad and often evolve to places unexpected. It has been a decade since I spent the Christmas holidays with family or friends. I didn't intend for this to happen but it did and now I find myself uncomfortable at the thought of being with others. Still I find myself full of the season and blessed.
And in this spirt I wish this for you too. Merry Christmas and Hanukkah to all.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:09 PM (Q8Bj8)

129 Stepmother broke down once because she wanted to call my dad.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm sorry to hear of your troubles. May next year be better.

Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2024 09:10 PM (+HzbQ)

130
I've just seen some paintings of the Nativity by Chinese artists, done in the 1930s and 1940s. Of course, Madonna and Child are both Chinese. Very touching.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 09:11 PM (dxSpM)

131 Spider solitaire is evil

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 09:12 PM (fwDg9)

132 Spider solitaire is evil
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 09:12 PM (fwDg9)

I wonder if AtC would ever try playing it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 09:13 PM (VNX3d)

133 I'm sorry to hear of your troubles. May next year be better.
Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2024 09:10 PM



Thank you. 2024 can die a slow, miserable death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Heard from all five sons today. Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 09:15 PM (WXNFJ)

135 121 Thank you, phone, for autocucumbering my post into a non-word. Super special.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:02 PM (fz7Mb)
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So you were auto-cucurbitacinated?

Posted by: Ciampino - zucchine at December 25, 2024 09:15 PM (i0xsb)

136 Merry Christmas again! I hope yours was blessed.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:16 PM (p4NUW)

137 Merry Christmas to all you Morons.

Grandchildren give the day a new dimension.

--Jinx, who posts far too infrequently
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 25, 2024 09:03 PM (23yAo)
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That they do. It's like being a parent again, only better.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

138 As this day has progressed from day to night I have reached an appropriate moment of reflection. Our journeys through the years are myriad and often evolve to places unexpected. It has been a decade since I spent the Christmas holidays with family or friends. I didn't intend for this to happen but it did and now I find myself uncomfortable at the thought of being with others. Still I find myself full of the season and blessed.
And in this spirt I wish this for you too. Merry Christmas and Hanukkah to all.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:09 PM (Q8Bj
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My story is much the same. Although I had an opportunity to mingle with others today, I passed because I prefer my solitude, especially around the holidays. And yet I don't feel like I am missing out on anything, as I, too, am exceptionally blessed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 09:17 PM (BpYfr)

139 BCochran, ain't technology wonderful?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:17 PM (XHxxX)

140 If it was wolf spider solitaire...

Empress and a flamethrower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:18 PM (XHxxX)

141 So you were auto-cucurbitacinated?

Posted by: Ciampino - zucchine at December 25, 2024 09:15 PM (i0xsb)



Didn’t even buy me dinner first.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:18 PM (fz7Mb)

142 Thank you. 2024 can die a slow, miserable death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Agreed.

Of course, the one Deagel intelligence website predicted massive population loss by 2025.

Canada down to 18 million.

I'm indifferent.

Merry Christmas everyone. I'm going to watch a horror movie.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 09:18 PM (jvJvP)

143 I don't have to be Jewish to empathize.
Posted by: Ciampino
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This relates, in a way, to an experience I had last week. There were some things that I needed to deliver to a couple that I know who live up north of here a bit. Well, I got lost. That's easy to do when you get up in the mountains a bit. Having explored this cove and that cove, I was passing a church, a very typical church in these parts...nice smallish brick structure on the side of a hill, no real settlement around.
A Baptist church as it happens. I noted a car turning into the drive leading to parking in the back, and thought 'Aha, maybe I can get directions'. In the back, it was obvious that the church and members were collecting and distributing supplies for those in need. This has been true for every church I have been by within 50 miles. Very nice couple and their son there for a Christmas pageant set me on the right direction. As I was pulling out, I noticed on their sign board in front, 'We Stand With Israel'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 09:18 PM (XeU6L)

144 . I didn't intend for this to happen but it did and now I find myself uncomfortable at the thought of being with others. Still I find myself full of the season and blessed.
And in this spirt I wish this for you too. Merry Christmas and Hanukkah to all.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

If you ever find yourself near the Gulf Coast of Alabama, you have family here to spend the holidays with. And to help you transition to being around others, we can ignore you except when it’s time to eat. 🙂

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:19 PM (p4NUW)

145 I wonder if AtC would ever try playing it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 09:13 PM (VNX3d)


Fuck that game.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 25, 2024 09:20 PM (1YfKX)

146 Captain Whitebread. So good to see you post. Merry Chirstmas.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 09:20 PM (83y/e)

147 Summary of day at Chateau Lloyd:

Everyone sleeps in.

Brunch.

Everyone takes a nap.

Dinner.

Food comas.

Furtive attempts to eat dessert.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

148 >>Thank you. 2024 can die a slow, miserable death.

2024 sucked for many of us.

2025 is gonna to be lit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

149 *waves to the Empress*
How fares Alextopia?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:21 PM (XHxxX)

150 Happy Hanukkah to all the members of the horde celebrating this miracle tonight.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:22 PM (p4NUW)

151 A riff on the top image:

https://tinyurl.com/55de8fuw

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:23 PM (XHxxX)

152 2025 is gonna to be lit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

Trump has made me optimistic. I hope government gets decimated. And globalists around the world need to be hunted down, have everything taken from them and their bloodlines eliminated.

Fa la la la la la la la la

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 09:23 PM (jvJvP)

153 My story is much the same. Although I had an opportunity to mingle with others today, I passed because I prefer my solitude, especially around the holidays. And yet I don't feel like I am missing out on anything, as I, too, am exceptionally blessed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December

I need to learn how to appreciate this. It's hard, after raising my boys and always hosting friends and my brother, to adjust to letting them all go. The kids are adults and finding their own way. I love the quiet beach, even though it makes me cry.

Please help me learn how to adjust.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 09:24 PM (IeFUY)

154 I hope January is filled with many in the Federal bureaucracy taking their retirement and running.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:24 PM (XHxxX)

155 Nurse

Time to rediscover hobbies of your youth

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:25 PM (XHxxX)

156 How fares Alextopia?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:21 PM (XHxxX)

Well. I have cherry pie.

That is not an euphemism.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 25, 2024 09:25 PM (1YfKX)

157 Was wondering this evening if the Pope got his baby Palestinian in the manger back?

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 09:25 PM (fwDg9)

158 So, you got a Warrant for Christmas

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:26 PM (XHxxX)

159 If you ever find yourself near the Gulf Coast of Alabama, you have family here to spend the holidays with. And to help you transition to being around others, we can ignore you except when it’s time to eat. 🙂
Posted by: Piper

Thank you. That is a lovely offer. That Gulf Coast of Alabama is an entry on my bucket list.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:26 PM (Q8Bj8)

160 Well. I have cherry pie.

That is not a euphemism.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 25, 2024 09:25 PM (1YfKX)


How sweet is it? Would it make a grown man cry?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:27 PM (BBjH5)

161 Would almost rather be alone, than dealing with hubby's newfound dementia.

He's on the phone with his son... who finished talking & hung up about 10 minutes ago. Hubs still has the phone to his ear, although nobody is on the other end.

This is just sooooo fk'ng sad.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2024 09:27 PM (YoCnN)

162 https://tinyurl.com/55de8fuw
Posted by: Anna Puma

Kajit?! They have Christmas in Tamriel?

I doubt Mary would appreciate them bringing baby Jesus a bottle of skooma.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 09:27 PM (ftFVW)

163 The cats are in early tonight. And not zoomy.

They've been staying with us for 3 months. Last weigh in Snowflake 9.8 pounds and Trumpy just under 12 pounds.

I combed them. They are so fluffy, they look twice their weight.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 09:29 PM (jvJvP)

164 LOL @ She Hobbit

Maybe give it to the Romans instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 09:29 PM (XHxxX)

165 Way past my bedtime, Merry Christmas and
Happy Hanukkah

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 09:30 PM (fwDg9)

166 This is just sooooo fk'ng sad.
Posted by: JQ at December

I am sorry you are going through this, and your husband is so blessed to have you taking care of him and keeping him safe for as long as you are able.

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

167 Going back to the increasingly distant years of my youth, Christmas vacation was a time of much gaming. The pinnacle was combining Third World War: Battle For Germany with Southern Front in 1990. It was epic, but many other designs featured over the years.

Yesterday, I recalled a stalled effort to do a card-driving War of the Roses game using a system I worked out for (believe it or not) Irag, Syria and Libya.

First obstacle: I don't have a plotter at my beckon call to print maps. As I pondered this, I realized that I was of the analog generation, and actually have transparent hex maps! Tomorrow I shall endeavor to develop a test map and then start playtesting with the family.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

168
I think tonight's movie shall be Mel Gibson's Fatman/

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 09:33 PM (YQOEL)

169 >>Trump has made me optimistic. I hope government gets decimated. And globalists around the world need to be hunted down, have everything taken from them and their bloodlines eliminated.

It's already started.

Milei haș accepted Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration. No foreign leader has ever attended a US presidential inauguration. Ever.

The cult has gone global. Not bad for a bunch of know nothing cultists.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

170
Did anyone watch Diehard?

I've been watching Christmas TV episodes for days.
Shit like Mr. Beleveder, Caroline in the City. All of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 09:35 PM (YQOEL)

171 The grandkids have been playing with the Little People Nativity.

Apparently Toph from The Last Airbender was present at the manger.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Milei haș accepted Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration. No foreign leader has ever attended a US presidential inauguration. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)

Really?

That's surprising. I'd think most world leaders would show up at every inauguration to keep the goodies flowing.

To God's ears in any event.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 09:38 PM (jvJvP)

173 Toph is with what their aunt called "the three wise guys" when she was little.

Not sure what gifts the Three Wise Guys brought, but it was probably classy and totally legit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)

174 Did anyone watch Diehard?

I've been watching Christmas TV episodes for days.
Shit like Mr. Beleveder, Caroline in the City. All of them.
Posted by: Soothsayer

While I prefer to hold it for Christmas eve, the little hobbits pulled it out last week. Not quite the same, but we got it in the larger rotation.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (ftFVW)

175 WHAT THE F*CK?

Ace is muscling in on my art territory?

Ewoks are cut-throat bastards!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (d9fT1)

176 Did anyone watch Diehard?

I've been watching Christmas TV episodes for days. Shit like Mr. Beleveder, Caroline in the City. All of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 09:35 PM (YQOEL)



I watch Christmas Vacation and Die Hard every year on Christmas Eve. Usually finishing some time after midnight. This year was no exception.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (Jtz/H)

177 I need to learn how to appreciate this. It's hard, after raising my boys and always hosting friends and my brother, to adjust to letting them all go. The kids are adults and finding their own way. I love the quiet beach, even though it makes me cry.

Please help me learn how to adjust.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I made peace as my circumstances changed each time. When I was a decade younger I went photographing Christmas on Christmas Day, when I was less younger I wrote about Christmas on Christmas Day, now that I am no longer young I am enjoying that I have a lovely home, a bottle of scotch, a pecan wood fire in the fireplace and a 75 inch TV with the Godfather playing. After spending months living in car 15 years ago - well, I am tempered differently now. Plus New Mexico. Blessing come where blessing are.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (Q8Bj8)

178 Mostly stress free Christmas, although I think I’ll be returning the VR setup for the grandsons Ps5, the implementation is just not great and the game selections are just not geared to a 7 year old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (XV/Pl)

179 I just told my family I ate too much and need to go work out. My 13 year old said “go ahead, mom. Do you. We won’t ever get in your way if that’s what you feel like doing. Unless we are hungry.”

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (p4NUW)

180 Ewoks are cut-throat bastards!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (d9fT1)


You really have to watch for them going through your trash.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:41 PM (Jtz/H)

181
Sure, yeah, I'll argue that The Godfather is a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 09:42 PM (YQOEL)

182
Incidentally, Godfather Part III was released around Christmas time, and I saw it on Christmas Day. 1990, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 09:43 PM (YQOEL)

183 I just told my family I ate too much and need to go work out. My 13 year old said “go ahead, mom. Do you. We won’t ever get in your way if that’s what you feel like doing. Unless we are hungry.”
Posted by: Piper

I am now fully in love with your kids.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:43 PM (Q8Bj8)

184 I just told my family I ate too much and need to go work out.
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (p4NUW)
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My father's family had everyone go out for a walk after dinner. It was just understood.

Then the women would work in the kitchen, the men would argue politics in the living room, and the kids would pile into the den and watch "The Sound of Music."

I miss those days. I totally took them for granted.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:44 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Don't get ahead of yourself with that top pic, Ace. We got 11 more days of Christmas before that event.

Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 09:45 PM (QNH/l)

186 Bladerunner is a Christmas movie!!!

Actually, I think I'll watch that over New Years. Haven't seen it in a while.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 25, 2024 09:45 PM (Wg6v7)

187 Milei haș accepted Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration. No foreign leader has ever attended a US presidential inauguration. Ever.
-------

I learned only today that Gorbachev attended Reagan's funeral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (XeU6L)

188 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Jtz/H)

Yo Cochran!
How do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

189 Ewoks are cut-throat bastards!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 09:40 PM (d9fT1)
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What part of the "laying live traps for humans" and then treacherously attacking the Empire via ambush did you not understand?

Even when Leia begged for the lives of her friends, they were like "Nah, we're hungry, bitch."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

190 Incidentally, Godfather Part III was released around Christmas time, and I saw it on Christmas Day. 1990, I think. Posted by: Soothsayer

It was a complete disaster. However the re-edited version is a everything you could want. Look for: The Godfather Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone (2020)

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (Q8Bj8)

191 >>Really?

Really really.

Can you imagine if Harris had been shot in the head during campaign?

That happened to Trump. After they raided his home.

Defense prevents losing. Offense scores points.

We are about to score points. Lots.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)

192 Don't get ahead of yourself with that top pic, Ace. We got 11 more days of Christmas before that event.
Posted by: GWB at December 25, 2024 09:45 PM (QNH/l)
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The Three Wise Guys are across the room from the manger, and the grandkids will get to follow them on their journey.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)

193 Actually, I think I'll watch that over New Years. Haven't seen it in a while.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I've seen things... seen things you little people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Rutger Hauer at December 25, 2024 09:48 PM (XeU6L)

194 We are about to score points. Lots.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM

The winning will be epic.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 25, 2024 09:48 PM (dEYSD)

195 Watched Die Hard on Monday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Thank you, Anna Puma.

I never had a hobby when I was a kid. I was either in school, doing homework or at the gym.

Time to figure something out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 09:49 PM (6QeR0)

197 Yo Cochran!
How do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (hOUT3)



Well ho-lee shit. Hrothgar! I be well. You and yours?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:49 PM (doeWO)

198
Defense prevents losing. Offense scores points.

We are about to score points. Lots.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM


Crush
Drive
Lamentations

ad infinitum

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2024 09:50 PM (tljrc)

199 Good evening Hordelings! Hope your day was enjoyable however you spent it!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 09:52 PM (BSDFI)

200 Crush
Drive
Lamentations

ad infinitum
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2024 09:50 PM



As some coach in some movie once said, "Leave no doubt."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

201
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 25, 2024 09:53 PM (O/0gI)

202 Defense prevents losing. Offense scores points.

We are about to score points. Lots.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)
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I think we got some pick-sixes in there. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

203 Crush
Drive
Lamentations

ad infinitum

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2024 09:50 PM

————-
As some coach in some movie once said, "Leave no doubt."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

————-


Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:54 PM (tKNHW)

204 197
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Jtz/H)


Good to hear that.
To be fair, I am recovering from finding out, as a sort of Christmas present, that my second great-grand-child be making an appearance this summer!
But all seems well with Clan Hrothgar...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

205 Ok, mellowness just increased as cat is now chilling with me. Fading fire, whiskey, Jo Stafford. Can't complain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)

206 2nd great grand?!? Congrats, my friend!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 09:55 PM (LNEQ2)

207
As some coach in some movie once said, "Leave no doubt."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

___________

A man received a telegram saying his mother-in-law had died and asked for instructions. His reply was, "Embalm, cremate, bury at sea. Take no chances."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 09:57 PM (dxSpM)

208 Congrats, Hrothgar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 09:57 PM (Zz0t1)

209 To be fair, I am recovering from finding out, as a sort of Christmas present, that my second great-grand-child be making an appearance this summer!
But all seems well with Clan Hrothgar...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
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That's pretty awesome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

210 Time to figure something out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 09:49 PM (6QeR0)

Masturbation and bourbon drinking.

It's the Moron way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 09:58 PM (d9fT1)

211 207 2nd great grand?!? Congrats, my friend!
Posted by: BCochran1981


The grand-son seems to have married what we primitives once called a good woman, so I think they will continue to be a great part of my family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

212 A man received a telegram saying his mother-in-law had died and asked for instructions. His reply was, "Embalm, cremate, bury at sea. Take no chances."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 09:57 PM (dxSpM)
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Wasn't that Churchill's response to Stanley Baldwin's death?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 25, 2024 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)

213 That's pretty awesome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Thanks, not an easy task when you are only 29!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 25, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

214 Our Vice President bakes biscuits with his daughter on Christmas Eve
------------

Wierd! That's so cis-normal that I can't absorb it.

Posted by: Wokester at December 25, 2024 10:02 PM (XeU6L)

215 Masturbation and bourbon drinking.

It's the Moron way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 09:58 PM (d9fT1)



That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 25, 2024 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)

216 NOODlum

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 25, 2024 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Good evening, Horde.
We had a lovely day- just the two of us, mostly feasting and relaxing.
We texted with all the kids and older g-kids and talked to three of them, which was nice.

I'm reminded that back in the mid-60s, one of the men on our street worked for Ma Bell. Since he was a nice-looking and well-spoken guy, he got to do the PSA's the Austin office produced each year to inform people when would be the best times to call family and friends long-distance.
Some of us remember when that was a big deal.
We all thought it was so cool that the T's dad was on TV, even for that.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 10:14 PM (f+FmA)

In the Lion's Den Open Thread

Whoops I got caught up and forgot I still have to post!


A sickly fox pup was found alone on the side of the road.

Her caretakers say she's now "just like a dog," including tail-wagging to show happiness.

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM




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1 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 25, 2024 06:25 PM (QSrLX)

2 Second!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 06:27 PM (Q8Bj8)

3 I don't know about that lion. The dude shown with him about 2/3 of the way through had two prosthetic legs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 06:28 PM (Dm8we)

4 Go Milo!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 06:28 PM (QSrLX)

5
Beyonce channeling Dolly was hot, don't care what you say.

Posted by: Auspex at December 25, 2024 06:30 PM (q5rNo)

6 Good evening 🙏

Posted by: OkJohn at December 25, 2024 06:31 PM (NC/it)

7 Okjohn, Good evening and Welcome.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:33 PM (XTmTf)

8 I like Cafe style dissimilar species bond stories

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

9 Fox makes a nice warm hat. Dachshund, not so much.

Posted by: Felix the Cat at December 25, 2024 06:34 PM (G5+As)

10 Skip, Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:34 PM (XTmTf)

11 Why don't teddy bears eat desert?

They're stuffed!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

12 You never sausage a dog!

Posted by: Pedro @ SOTB at December 25, 2024 06:35 PM (G5+As)

13 Just make sure the lion is well fed.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 25, 2024 06:35 PM (ZmEVT)

14 Except foxes can never be housebroken. Domesticated yes, but they make a mess.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2024 06:36 PM (7r9lR)

15 I thought cooking would involve a microwave by now.
Posted by: Boss Moss

https://is.gd/5s2213

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 06:37 PM (L/fGl)

16 Just saw that Molly B's Polka Party is playing two dates in February in Apache Junction, AZ. Jealous.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at December 25, 2024 06:37 PM (G5+As)

17 What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?

A Yak of all trades.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:38 PM (XTmTf)

18 I would never trust a lion with a little dog like that.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 06:38 PM (LHPAg)

19 8 I like Cafe style dissimilar species bond stories
Posted by: Skip

My Norwegian cousin married an Italian guy-turned out just fine.

Posted by: The Vulgar Boatman at December 25, 2024 06:40 PM (G5+As)

20 Paste error.

I know a vegetable joke but it's kinda corny
Posted by: Ben Had

https://is.gd/5s2213

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

21 Lin-duh!

Did Buckley get back from doggie boot camp? How's he doing? I bet you missed your troublemaker.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 06:42 PM (qoB0Q)

22 I know a vegetable joke but it's kinda corny
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll bet it's peppered with puns.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

23 17 What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?

A Yak of all trades.
Posted by: Ben Had

Not a Dalai LLama?

Posted by: Man Mountain Mike at December 25, 2024 06:42 PM (G5+As)

24 AWrecks, perfect.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:44 PM (XTmTf)

25 I know a vegetable joke but it's kinda corny
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll bet it's peppered with puns.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

Sounds a-maize-ing!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)

26 Have a sore at base of my tongue all day and hard to eat, hasn't stopped me, just painful some.

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

27 'Also, to Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada, whose Citizens’ Taxes are far too high, but if Canada was to become our 51st State, their Taxes would be cut by more than 60%, their businesses would immediately double in size, and they would be militarily protected like no other Country anywhere in the World."

-- The Once and Future President Trump

Please, President Trump, no Quebec. And you might consider not taking the Newfies, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

28 How did the Yak almost die? Cardi-Yak arrest.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:47 PM (XTmTf)

29 The Once and Future President Trump

Please, President Trump, no Quebec. And you might consider not taking the Newfies, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Would be a good way to really connect Alaska.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

30 Lin-duh!

Did Buckley get back from doggie boot camp? How's he doing? I bet you missed your troublemaker.
Posted by: nurse ratched
----
He's back. He is calmer and listens better. Now working on the family. He just got home yesterday. The e-collar is a game changer. It really helps him to get focused otherwise he was all over the place and pulling my arm off.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2024 06:48 PM (rkQAd)

31 What's a yak's favorite song?

https://youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 06:50 PM (VNX3d)

32 What do you call a Yak fortune teller? A Zodi yak

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:52 PM (XTmTf)

33 29 The Once and Future President Trump

Please, President Trump, no Quebec. And you might consider not taking the Newfies, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

Empty out all the undesirables. Which is most of them. That's a lot of natural resources and valuable land.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 06:53 PM (jvJvP)

34
No, I don't want Canada. Not a good match. Plus, there'd be a dozen new Democratic states.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 06:55 PM (dxSpM)

35 Needs more seal lions

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 25, 2024 06:59 PM (7LvAb)

36 Where do you find Yak relatives? In Yak-ima

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:00 PM (XTmTf)

37 What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?

A Yak of all trades.
Posted by: Ben Had

Not a Dalai LLama?
Posted by: Man Mountain Mike at December 25, 2024 06:42 PM (G5+As)

Not a Pack Yak?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:01 PM (VNX3d)

38 Needs more seal lions
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 25, 2024 06:59 PM (7LvAb)

Sea otters as well.

Just no spiders or snakes, please.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

39 What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?

A Yak of all trades.
Posted by: Ben Had

Not a Dalai LLama?
Posted by: Man Mountain Mike

Not a Pack Yak?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

A pack Yak with a Pak40?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:03 PM (VNX3d)

40 What types of aircraft to Yaks fly? Yakolev.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:04 PM (VNX3d)

41 >>I would never trust a lion with a little dog like that.

https://tinyurl.com/yptf6skk

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld)

42 Regrettably, because there is simply no workable, practicable alternative, the plan is for Canadiacs to be repatriated on a permanent basis to Newfoundland. We apologize for any inconvenience. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 07:05 PM (VqV9I)

43 What do you get if you cross a Yak with a donkey? A yakass.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:06 PM (XTmTf)

44 No, I don't want Canada. Not a good match. Plus, there'd be a dozen new Democratic states.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 06:55 PM (dxSpM)

Give canada new york, connecticut, assholechusetts, vermont, maine and rhode island. The US can take everything west of Thunder Bay. The US gets rid of the democrat parasite states and the newly acquired land can be renamed "New Trumpia". It will be huge and beautiful!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at December 25, 2024 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

45 What do you get if you cross a Yak with a donkey? A yakass.

Heh, you're on a roll Ben Had.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 07:08 PM (mH6SG)

46 The US can take everything west of Thunder Bay.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump

Do we really want Vancouver?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 07:08 PM (Dm8we)

47
Give canada new york, connecticut, assholechusetts, vermont, maine and rhode island. The US can take everything west of Thunder Bay. The US gets rid of the democrat parasite states and the newly acquired land can be renamed "New Trumpia". It will be huge and beautiful!
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys

_________

Sounds good. And we can make Uranium City great again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:09 PM (dxSpM)

48 Notorious BFD, simple pleasures for my simple mind

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:09 PM (XTmTf)

49 It might be time to sea what otter puns might work tonight.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

50 12 You never sausage a dog!
Posted by: Pedro @ SOTB at December 25, 2024 06:35 PM (G5+As)


...

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 25, 2024 07:12 PM (sDWtc)

51
I'm willing to give Vermont over to Canada anyway. Smug, useless state full of smug, useless artsy-craftsy types. And Bernie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:13 PM (dxSpM)

52 Dachshunds are irrepressibly brave little b@stards.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 07:14 PM (6ZHNK)

53 Regardless of what you think of his politics or his understanding of religion this is joy. The world is healing.

https://tinyurl.com/yc85h75m

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:15 PM (LkLld)

54 Read today Trump is trying to get Greenland

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

55 from the BBC in 2000, A Ghost Story for Christmas: "A Warning to the Curious" with Christopher Lee. Story by MR James.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUSbAWyswN0

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 07:15 PM (XHxxX)

56 Helga Von Tippler Dec 24
This is Max . Many many years ago he ran a stable and a group of 20 something girls fresh out of school boarded their horses there. Fast forward to today . We’ve grown, we’ve lived our lives and today we are all still close friends . We’ve never let time nor silly differences get in our way or end our connection , even today’s disagreements are settled as to “What would Max think?”.

So one man, truly larger than life still influences lives led today. So if you think you don’t influence the future.. guess again. ( the horse is Buckwheat)

https://tinyurl.com/4x7rmph2

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 07:17 PM (6ZHNK)

57 Sunset has arrived in NM causing me to light the Christmas evening fire. It is lovely. Pecan wood make excellent firewood.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 07:18 PM (Q8Bj8)

58 What a story!!! And, a coincidence. Bone Digger was my nickname in college. And I love sausage dogs.

(Christmas impropriety is important)

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 25, 2024 07:20 PM (dIske)

59 I think there's a guy in Russia (?) who specially breeds foxes that have calmer, more dog-like characteristics.

Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2024 07:21 PM (mADJX)

60
Dachshunds have more guts than sense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:21 PM (dxSpM)

61 >>I'm willing to give Vermont over to Canada anyway. Smug, useless state full of smug, useless artsy-craftsy types. And Bernie.

Fuck that. We aren't giving up shit. Not even giving Texas back to Mexico despite their most famous battle being a loss. To Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

62 Dachshunds have more guts than sense.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


That's the end result of breeding dogs to go into badger burrows and drag out the badgers.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 07:23 PM (DgGvY)

63
I thought we tried to buy Greenland after WWII for $100 million and Denmark said no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:24 PM (dxSpM)

64 We aren't giving up shit. Not even giving Texas back to Mexico despite their most famous battle being a loss. To Mexico.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:22 PM


How about California? Can we give California back to Mexico?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

65 55. Great storytelling from Christopher Lee! I think that yarn has also been dramatized in a film short somewhere, but I can't remember where I saw it.

Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (mADJX)

66 Did we do the one about the yak's favorite car yet?

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

67 Dachsies are pretty fearless, for their size. They are highly intelligent and usually obedient, but they also have a “the hell with you, I do what I want” mode they slip into from time to time. They are masters at manipulation as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (VqV9I)

68 fd, not yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (XTmTf)

69 Caddy-yak!

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

70 What is a yaks favorite car? A caddi yak

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:28 PM (XTmTf)

71 Caddy-yak!
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

I thought it was a Ponti-Yak, myself. Especially if it was a Trans Am.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:28 PM (VNX3d)

72 Read today Trump is trying to get Greenland

Greenlandia, Canadia, and Panama. You never know if you don't ask!

Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2024 07:29 PM (Av2Ad)

73 He's back. He is calmer and listens better. Now working on the family. He just got home yesterday. The e-collar is a game changer. It really helps him to get focused otherwise he was all over the place and pulling my arm off.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2024 06:48 PM (rkQAd)


Lin-duh, I'm intrigued about the e-collar. We have an 8 month old baby basset hound who has all manner of bad habits that we're trying to break.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy - OT but harmless at December 25, 2024 07:29 PM (v23vE)

74 I'm full as a tick on a blood hound.

I ask for forgiveness for gluttony on Christmas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 25, 2024 07:30 PM (D6PGr)

75 And a Merry Christmas to all you good 'ettes and 'rons. Especially Ben Had. She knows why.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy - OT but harmless at December 25, 2024 07:30 PM (v23vE)

76 Can we give California back to Mexico?

(Looks around) haven't we?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 07:30 PM (yr/Go)

77 The Ugly Dachshund was one of my favorite Disney movies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 25, 2024 07:31 PM (D6PGr)

78 My roast came out pretty good this year. Boneless ribeye, about 3.5lbs. A simple salt, pepper, and garlic powder rub. 350 for a little over an hour, 20 minute rest, came out nice and crusty on the outside, rare in the middle. Plenty left over for sammiches.

Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2024 07:32 PM (i0F8b)

79 >>How about California? Can we give California back to Mexico?

I might be in the minority but I'm not if favor of giving up anything. Not an inch.

How about we just curb stomp the scumbags who have ruined California and take it back. Seems like a better plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 07:32 PM (LkLld)

80
They are highly intelligent and usually obedient, but they also have a “the hell with you, I do what I want” mode they slip into from time to time. They are masters at manipulation as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 07:26 PM (VqV9I)

_________

So, a typical Hound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:32 PM (dxSpM)

81 How many yaks, could a Yankee yak yank, if a Yankee yak could yank yaks …

Posted by: Adriane the Everything Goes Better with Yakkity Sax Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 07:33 PM (qz+gL)

82 Adriane,1?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 07:34 PM (XTmTf)

83 How many yaks, could a Yankee yak yank, if a Yankee yak could yank yaks …
Posted by: Adriane the Everything Goes Better with Yakkity Sax Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 07:33 PM (qz+gL)

Impressive!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d)

84
Nud

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 07:34 PM (dxSpM)

85 78 My roast came out pretty good this year. Boneless ribeye, about 3.5lbs. A simple salt, pepper, and garlic powder rub. 350 for a little over an hour, 20 minute rest, came out nice and crusty on the outside, rare in the middle. Plenty left over for sammiches.
Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2024 07:32 PM (i0F8b)

Mine just went in. Round roast this year, no need to show off with ribs. It has been almost twenty years since I did the 18 lb monster standing rib roast for 24 people. DH’s last grandmas last Christmas. Kinda memorable. Not one ounce left over either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2024 07:35 PM (xZ/E3)

86 Do we really want Vancouver?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Well. Are if you throw out all the druggies and derilects and bums, YES! It's a great city! Seriously, it's an awesome city. Without the aforementioned.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 07:36 PM (xOhpI)

87 The most famous battle in Texian history may be the Alamo, but that bought time for the most important battle, San Jacinto. That changed the world.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 25, 2024 07:37 PM (a07r0)

88 if you throw out all the druggies and derilects and bums, YES! It's a great city! Seriously, it's an awesome city. Without the aforementioned.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 07:36 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: San Francisco at December 25, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

89 Snowflake the cat was outside for over an hour.

Came in, peed in her litter box.

Love that cat.

PlutoTV. Doctor Who... The Five Doctors. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 07:48 PM (jvJvP)

90 if you throw out all the druggies and derilects and bums, YES! It's a great city! Seriously, it's an awesome city. Without the aforementioned.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 07:36 PM

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: San Francisco

If sconces were mentioned then yes, if not, then no.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 07:53 PM (Q8Bj8)

91 Dachshunds are irrepressibly brave little b@stards.

Posted by: Braenyard
------

In their genes, probably comes from diving down into badger dens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 08:32 PM (XeU6L)

92 Merry Christmas Ace.

Sincerely,

Long Time Lurker

Posted by: Dion at December 25, 2024 08:34 PM (W3bMI)

93 "Sign in to confirm you're not a bot"

Why does this happen for embedded YouTube videos, and what can one do to make it not ever happen again?

Posted by: DavidD at December 25, 2024 09:39 PM (MSTeU)

94 I should add that I'm using an iPad.

Posted by: DavidD at December 25, 2024 09:45 PM (MSTeU)

The Hounds of Christmas Open Thread

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Ahhhroooooooooooo!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 04:32 PM (a3Q+t)

2 Ahhhroooooooooooo!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024


***
Werewolves of London!

(Though I doubt they'd recognize the place these days)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:34 PM (omVj0)

3
No Hounds. No thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 04:34 PM (dxSpM)

4 Merry Christmas everyone!

I love the doggies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2024 04:37 PM (1gLn1)

5 Leo the cat looks like he has a Maine Coon's tail. Somebody's Coon cat was sowing some wild oats, methinks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:38 PM (omVj0)

6 Willowed....


She was no Honey West.

The character who caused never-before-experienced stirrings in my nine year-old loinal region.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (muwun)

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:38 PM (jvJvP)

7 Re: Dog Having His Own Fun.We could replace 30-40% of Congress with Border Collies and be much better off. They’re smarter, more loyal and task oriented.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 25, 2024 04:39 PM (Jpaxf)

8 Ah screw it.

I'm going to drink.

More.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:39 PM (jvJvP)

9
Is there any performer more phony and plastic than Mariah Carey? She's more of an audioanimatronic machine than a human.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 04:40 PM (dxSpM)

10 Leo the cat looks like he has a Maine Coon's tail. Somebody's Coon cat was sowing some wild oats, methinks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:38 PM (omVj0)
---
Wonder if he's got a few extra toes...apparently that's also common among Maine Coons...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 04:40 PM (BpYfr)

11 Re: Dog Having His Own Fun.We could replace 30-40% of Congress with Border Collies and be much better off. They’re smarter, more loyal and task oriented.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 25, 2024 04:39 PM (Jpaxf)

Let's start with their complete staffs. The collies can herd the congresscritters into the chamber for votes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 04:41 PM (VNX3d)

12 Is there any performer more phony and plastic than Mariah Carey? She's more of an audioanimatronic machine than a human.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 04:40 PM (dxSpM)



Listen, tits are tits my friend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 04:41 PM (DX6IT)

13 Besides being sexy, Anne Francis gave her characters a thoughtful quality. She plays a very effective villain in two early episodes of U.N.C.L.E., and of course she was in Forbidden Planet and a slew of other movies and TV shows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:41 PM (omVj0)

14 Happy Houndsmas!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 04:42 PM (Wx316)

15 8 Ah screw it.
I'm going to drink.
More.
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:39 PM (jvJvP)

I'm going to wait until 5:00. Pretending to have self-control.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

16
Dogs in snow.

https://youtu.be/bDjGJzBdAwY

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 04:42 PM (dxSpM)

17 No Hounds. No thread.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It was Elvis that Put people off hounds. Cryin' all the time. Never caught a rabbit.

Posted by: Ain't No Friend Of Mine at December 25, 2024 04:43 PM (G5+As)

18 Finished wrapping another batch of lumpia

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 04:43 PM (Wx316)

19 I just noticed the license plate on the top video
Lol

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 25, 2024 04:45 PM (Wx316)

20 18 Finished wrapping another batch of lumpia
Posted by: vmom

I quit wrapping the lutefisk I hand out on Christmas. Even through the fancy paper, their nose told them what it was.

Posted by: Norseman at December 25, 2024 04:46 PM (G5+As)

21 That Mercedes in vid#1 sees VW's "farvergnugen" and raises it a Fab Doodle.

Posted by: Rex B at December 25, 2024 04:46 PM (PT7Bh)

22 Remember, little things can make a difference.

https://youtu.be/ibDD8Y3IJrg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 04:47 PM (VNX3d)

23 Christmas Manhattan here. 5lb pork shoulder marinated overnight in garlic, oregano, mashed pineapple and other seasonings overnight currently in the oven.

Little is showing admirable restraint, refusing all solid food except for cookies until dinnertime in another three hours..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2024 04:48 PM (Cbio9)

24 The pig has been in the oven for ninety minutes. Approximately thirty to go.

Repeat, the pig is in the oven.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:48 PM (omVj0)

25 The Good, The Bad And The Ugly is 178 minutes long, just under 3 hours. It may get abridged for TV.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of glowworms at December 25, 2024 04:49 PM (i0xsb)

26
Running out of sugary blender juices. And rum.

Posted by: Auspex at December 25, 2024 04:49 PM (q5rNo)

27 Repeat, the pig is in the oven.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:48 PM

How about the chair? Against the wall?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 04:50 PM (9JrK/)

28 I quit wrapping the lutefisk I hand out on Christmas. Even through the fancy paper, their nose told them what it was.
Posted by: Norseman at December 25, 2024


***
When the Norwegian Seamen's Church was here, they had a gift and food section at the rear of the building. Seems I recall canned lutefisk being available. I was never tempted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:50 PM (omVj0)

29 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

Enjoy!




The cat and dog were cute. 'Our' cats have amazingly fluffy tails like that. They both come in, tails up in the air and they are like feather dusters.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:50 PM (jvJvP)

30 The pig has been in the oven for ninety minutes. Approximately thirty to go.

Repeat, the pig is in the oven.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:48 PM (omVj0)

The Wolf is at the door. Le repet. The Wolf is at the door.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 04:52 PM (VNX3d)

31 My cat Lily has that same bottlebrush tail.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 25, 2024 04:52 PM (kpS4V)

32 I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 04:52 PM (FEVMW)

33 "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly is 178 minutes long, just under 3 hours. It may get abridged for TV.
Posted by: Ciampino - "

On right now on GritTV. The schedule says 1:30-5:30.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 04:53 PM (vFG9F)

34 Auspex back when Ace was a new thing there was often a holiday cocktail and recipe thread. And after a short while the cocktail recipes would become 'pour bourbon in glass, drink', etc.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 04:53 PM (UKUm3)

35 The Church of England has told clergy in Birmingham to watch out for "problematic words" in Christmas carols that imply Jesus is the "true Messiah" or other religions aren't valid. And they wonder why the pews are empty.

https://t.co/klsTU9Cy0H

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of clergy at December 25, 2024 04:54 PM (i0xsb)

36 Listen, tits are tits my friend.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 04:41 PM (DX6IT)

A tautology if ever I read one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 04:54 PM (bss/y)

37 When the Norwegian Seamen's Church was here, they had a gift and food section at the rear of the building. Seems I recall canned lutefisk being available. I was never tempted.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I lived right down the block from the Norwegian Seamen's Church in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I never went to an English church service until I was 12.

Posted by: Norseman at December 25, 2024 04:54 PM (G5+As)

38 The Good, The Bad And The Ugly is 178 minutes long, just under 3 hours. It may get abridged for TV.
Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of glowworms at December 25, 2024


***
Grit crams in commercials, so a three-hour movie goes to 3.5. Looking at it now, I see this movie was quite an epic. The sandy desert wastes that I remember from the opening and ending bookend all sorts of scenes, Civil War battles, Eastwood's Blondie and Eli Wallach's Tuco dynamiting a bridge, Lee Van Cleef's "Bad" smoking his pipe as an army sergeant and interrogating Tuco, etc. No wonder there always seems to be something in it I haven't seen before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:55 PM (omVj0)

39 That'll teach that little pig to build a house out of straw.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

40 I should have said when Ace was a new to me thing. I wasn't around in the earliest years, but its been over 16 now.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 04:55 PM (UKUm3)

41 36 Listen, tits are tits my friend.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 04:41 PM (DX6IT)

C'mon here Nancy Pelosi....

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:55 PM (jvJvP)

42 It's sad to see a family torn apart ... especially if it is by the Hounds of Christmas.

Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at December 25, 2024 04:56 PM (aD39U)

43 I lived right down the block from the Norwegian Seamen's Church in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I never went to an English church service until I was 12.
Posted by: Norseman at December 25, 2024


***
I really liked going there. A few years back I attended their St. Lucia evening service led by a local singer named Theresa Andersson.

I loved the architecture of the building. I think it's still there, but I don't know what's taken it over, if anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:57 PM (omVj0)

44 More than 20. I remember reading posts here on election night 2004.

Fuck, that makes me feel old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 04:57 PM (bss/y)

45 Husband and I are both card-carrying Texans so I can't believe we made it until Christmas Day without hearing "Merry Christmas from the Family."

https://tinyurl.com/3xcssnan

Most of my family didn't drink, but it still makes us think of them, most of whom are departed now.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 04:57 PM (FEVMW)

46 Well, the apple and cherry-stuffed pork roast was delicious. My sides were not optimal this year.
Mom liked 'em, but she's obligated to say everything I do is perfect.

Time for a Blake's Black Philip hard cider.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 25, 2024 04:58 PM (kpS4V)

47 Multiple injured after car plows into pedestrians in New York's Herald Square

https://mol.im/a/14226357

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of lethal weapons at December 25, 2024 04:58 PM (i0xsb)

48 40 I should have said when Ace was a new to me thing. I wasn't around in the earliest years, but its been over 16 now.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024


***
I've been reading since 2010 and commenting since 2011, so yeah, a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:58 PM (omVj0)

49 C'mon here Nancy Pelosi....
Posted by: Stateless

The Speaker Emerita is not sufficiently mobile at present. You'll have to go to her.

Posted by: You Asked For It at December 25, 2024 04:59 PM (G5+As)

50 Hey kids, what time is it?
It's post time.
Make mine rye.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 04:59 PM (w/3ky)

51 About 2003.

Chuck from lgf went insane and I found here.

Thanks ace.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 05:00 PM (jvJvP)

52 ERIS!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 05:00 PM (1Le5v)

53 49 C'mon here Nancy Pelosi....
Posted by: Stateless

The Speaker Emerita is not sufficiently mobile at present. You'll have to go to her.

Posted by: You Asked For It at December 25, 2024 04:59 PM (G5+As)

Tits are tits...

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 05:01 PM (jvJvP)

54 Tits are tits...

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 05:01 PM (jvJvP)


There you go

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 05:02 PM (1Le5v)

55 Been here since around 2009, under a couple of different nics.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 05:03 PM (mH6SG)

56 ..."The photographer, astronaut Bill Anders reflected:
"The Earth we saw rising over the battered grey lunar surface was small and delicate, a magnificent spot of color in the vast blackness of space.
Once-distant places appeared inseparably close. Borders that once rendered division vanished. All of humanity appeared joined together on this glorious-but-fragile sphere. We set out to explore the moon and instead discovered the Earth.""

https://tinyurl.com/3z8nzjvn

Merry Christmas, everyone

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:03 PM (w/3ky)

57 So, I'll bitch here since it was impolite to do it yesterday.

I go home and 'surprise' Mom and Dad during midnight mass every year. Well, this year, instead of doing it at St Augustine's they did it at Sacred Heart (the parish I grew up in.) Little did I know, but quickly realized once I left home, we were a very liberal parish. About 20 years ago, they built a new church for the parish because the old one had been intended to be temporary (they used it for 20 years) and was a converted basketball arena. It was nice- if rectangular.

Well, the new church... yeah. I played a game with myself last night and tried to count the number of crosses. 3. 3 in the whole church. Not a single crucifix. In a Catholic Church. One standing on the altar. One on the Ciborium. One fashioned to look like it was leaning on a pillar. The 'stations' are floor impressionist versions sunk into the stone. The walls? Completely bare.

Iconoclasts, man. Fucking iconoclasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 05:03 PM (bss/y)

58 Most of my family didn't drink, but it still makes us think of them, most of whom are departed now.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 04:57 PM (FEVMW)

But they smoked Salem lights, right?

Right?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2024 05:03 PM (Cbio9)

59 13 dogs and 1 cat enjoy a Christmas dinner...

https://youtu.be/vhg7Xm4FXAY

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 05:04 PM (Q8Bj8)

60 More on royal warrant from charles

Also missing out this time is consumer goods multinational Unilever, whose products include the likes of Marmite, Magnum ice cream bars and Pot Noodle.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of royal decrees at December 25, 2024 05:06 PM (i0xsb)

61 Linda and I went to 9:30 Mass at her church. I like better to go on Christmas Eve, just from the feeling of the darkness outside the windows and the look of the lights inside. It's a beautiful and ornate church. The new pastor has a Spanish (?) accent and looks like he ought to be wearing a suit and waiting outside a Cadillac to drive Don Corleone home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:06 PM (omVj0)

62 My family. How many will there be for Christmas dinner? 125

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:07 PM (XTmTf)

63 The last one looks like a Lab, not a Golden.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 25, 2024 05:07 PM (1bNHn)

64 When I walk into a Catholic Church I want to see two things.

The Tabernacle straight ahead on a high altar and a big crucifix immediately above it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 25, 2024 05:08 PM (ZmEVT)

65 Also missing out this time is consumer goods multinational Unilever, whose products include the likes of Marmite, Magnum ice cream bars and Pot Noodle.
Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of royal decrees at December 25, 2024


***
Is Unilever the parent company, or the descendant, of Lever Brothers?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:08 PM (omVj0)

66 King Charles: First official portrait since coronation is unveiled, painted by Jonathan Yeo

https://tinyurl.com/pya9fjv6

Apparently Charles aspires to be Vigo the Carpathian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 25, 2024 05:08 PM (aD39U)

67 Chistmas on the ISS

https://mol.im/a/14226065

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of angels at December 25, 2024 05:09 PM (i0xsb)

68 Merry Christmas, everyone!

Thank you, Ace, making the best blog on the intertubes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 05:09 PM (cY18j)

69 64 When I walk into a Catholic Church I want to see two things.

The Tabernacle straight ahead on a high altar and a big crucifix immediately above it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 25, 2024 05:08 PM (ZmEVT)

THIS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 05:09 PM (bss/y)

70 My sister Violet, the one with the Mercedes and room for a pony, purchases only fine goods which have the Royal Warrant. I also very much try to. My sisters Daisy and our Rose, could care less.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at December 25, 2024 05:10 PM (G5+As)

71 That's Speaker Excreta to you

Posted by: Lord Percy at December 25, 2024 05:11 PM (/cBnn)

72 Dogs...For Molly Dog's first Christmas we wrapped up gifts for her and placed them under the tree. She didn't pay any attention to them until Christmas morning when we encouraged her to open gifts. This resulted in much late puppy mayhem and joy. This also resulted in lots of complications every Christmas after that...seems she liked getting wrapped presents to tear apart and being something of a sociopath she quickly and permanently concluded all wrapped presents under the tree were hers.

I so miss her.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 05:11 PM (Q8Bj8)

73 47 Multiple injured after car plows into pedestrians in New York's Herald Square

https://mol.im/a/14226357
Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of lethal weapons at December 25, 2024 04:58 PM (i0xsb)

"...It's unclear whether the crash was intentional or an accident..." Indeed. And I assume we will never, ever, know the driver's motive.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 05:12 PM (OX9vb)

74 Good eye, Grump!

disturbing is an understatement

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 05:12 PM (cY18j)

75 New Mexican Catholic churches seem to specialize in excessive tortured Jesus iconography.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 05:13 PM (Q8Bj8)

76 54 Tits are tits...

Posted by: Stateless
---

All tits are perfectly different.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:14 PM (w/3ky)

77 Vigo the Carpathian, also known as Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy, is an ancient 16th-century medieval tyrant and sorcerer. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 25, 2024 05:14 PM (aD39U)

78 Yeah well Hope and Chaney crap aint putting my mind to rest.
Fuckin Dems news cycles that I have opted out of since Carters Douch bag Express administration

HEH HEH Charter WAS Biden with a conscience.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 05:15 PM (wDJaI)

79 Our parish sold the old church and move to a larger property with a new building. The statuary from the old was installed in the new church, with the ginormous all-wood crucifix suspend by heavy-duty cables over the altar. A Blessed Sacrament chapel, alas, but quite tasteful.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

80 75 New Mexican Catholic churches seem to specialize in excessive tortured Jesus iconography.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Mexico also operates horse slaughterhouses.

Posted by: Par For Course at December 25, 2024 05:15 PM (G5+As)

81 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 05:03 PM (bss/y)

I'm sorry. It's very hard when things change

We're a Protestant church from the 1850's and while we don't have crucifixes we do have two crosses and one on top of the Christian flag. We also have beautiful banners on the walls with sayings of about Jesus " Resurrectoon and the life"
" "son of God" , Prince of Peace" Holy Spirit
The denomination may be liberal . I'm conservative
And before somebody possibly charmingly tells me I'm congratulating myself , I am not. The banners were there before I ever arrived but I do like them .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:16 PM (BsSjd)

82 Santa ACE.... Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 05:16 PM (wDJaI)

83 Apparently Charles aspires to be Vigo the Carpathian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 25, 2024 05:08 PM (aD39U)

As stupid a painting as the Kenyan homosexual disappearing into the bushes. These elite, ain't.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 05:16 PM (0eaVi)

84 Took a pass on bil invite to come for prime rib. They think beef should be dry and black, like fajitas and wrapped in wonder bread. Haute cuisine y'know.

Posted by: Lord Percy at December 25, 2024 05:16 PM (/cBnn)

85 77 Vigo the Carpathian, also known as Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy, is an ancient 16th-century medieval tyrant and sorcerer. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 25, 2024 05:14 PM (aD39U)

Don't forget 'Vigo the Butch.'

Posted by: Peter Venkman at December 25, 2024 05:16 PM (bss/y)

86 by: Hyacinth Bucket at December 25, 2024 05:10 PM (G5+As)

lol
Great show and great actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:18 PM (BsSjd)

87 COCHRAAAAAAAN!

Say hi to the Cheerleader and the demonettes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 25, 2024 05:18 PM (kpS4V)

88 Hyacinth Bucket at December 25, 2024 05:10 PM (G5+As)

lol
Great show and great actress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:18 PM (BsSjd)

I think of her every time some Michael Buble song comes on. I'd bet two generations ago they pronounced the name "Bubble."

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 05:20 PM (0eaVi)

89 Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 05:20 PM (0eaVi

I believe she was a classically trained singer and shen she sings and it's so bad I laugh. That cast worked remarkable well off each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:23 PM (BsSjd)

90 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 05:02 PM

We are honored by the presence one who's contribution to to Horde lore will last and be memorialized until the Sun expands and engulfs the Earth!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)

91 Iconoclasts, man. Fucking iconoclasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Going back to Jax for my parents funeral this coming Spring. I have been warned that St. Matthew’s is very much changed.

Posted by: The Methodists at December 25, 2024 05:24 PM (qz+gL)

92 I believe she was a classically trained singer and shen she sings and it's so bad I laugh. That cast worked remarkable well off each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:23 PM (BsSjd)

Sort of like Foster Brooks being "drunk." You can't sing that badly unless you can sing well.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 05:27 PM (0eaVi)

93 Patricia Routledge played the part of "Ruth" in Joseph Papp's 1980 production of "Pirates of Penzance". A far superior performance compared to Angela Lansbury's character in the movie version.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 05:29 PM (rj6Yv)

94 Say hi to the Cheerleader and the demonettes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 25, 2024 05:18 PM (kpS4V)

Eldest Drunken Midget graduates in May and is headed to LSU.

Time freaking flies.

Duncan that is far far too kind. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 05:30 PM (qVV8U)

95 Lassie - The Christmas Tree
https://youtu.be/9JW98dWFEfY

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 05:33 PM (Q8Bj8)

96 New Mexican Catholic churches seem to specialize in excessive tortured Jesus iconography.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram


***
NM had that sect called the Penitentes, who would whip themselves with branches and, I believe, would select one of their number every year to be whipped and then tied to a cross. An honor, I guess. Like being chosen to play Jesus in the Christmas pageant but, you know, with pain.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:35 PM (omVj0)

97 A BCochran sighting?!!?!

We are not worthy!
Seriously though. Nice to see you. Hope all is well with the spawn. Jeepers, time flies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 05:35 PM (O9B8K)

98 Tens of thousands of Germans are on the streets [last night] to protest against open borders after the Magdeburg attack.

https://tinyurl.com/28cy4em9

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (w/3ky)

99 Sort of like Foster Brooks being "drunk." You can't sing that badly unless you can sing well.
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024


***
Brooks was so good he fooled one of my fellow drama students into thinking he, Brooks, really had showed up drunk for the Dean Martin Roast program or whatever it was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (omVj0)

100 97 A BCochran sighting?!!?!

We are not worthy!
Seriously though. Nice to see you. Hope all is well with the spawn. Jeepers, time flies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 05:35 PM (O9B8K)

Everybody comes home for Christmas. It's nice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 05:39 PM (OX9vb)

101 missing out this time is consumer goods multinational Unilever

Even before the Queen died, Unilever had closed the plants of several uniquely British products and moved their production to other countries. A royal warrant ought to mean something. Because "multinational" sure does.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 25, 2024 05:39 PM (zdLoL)

102 98 Tens of thousands of Germans are on the streets [last night] to protest against open borders after the Magdeburg attack.

https://tinyurl.com/28cy4em9

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (w/3ky)

Peaceful protests are soooo cute.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 05:39 PM (jvJvP)

103 NM had that sect called the Penitentes, who would whip themselves with branches and, I believe, would select one of their number every year to be whipped and then tied to a cross. An honor, I guess. Like being chosen to play Jesus in the Christmas pageant but, you know, with pain.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Probably a challenge to drive home with the blood in your eyes from the Crown of Thorns.

Posted by: Not Putting My Hat In That Ring at December 25, 2024 05:40 PM (G5+As)

104 I've been here since it was on blogspot

Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2024 05:41 PM (QfvaV)

105 Sort of like Foster Brooks being "drunk." You can't sing that badly unless you can sing well.
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024

***
Brooks was so good he fooled one of my fellow drama students into thinking he, Brooks, really had showed up drunk for the Dean Martin Roast program or whatever it was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (omVj0)

I've watched him in a lot of them. You can almost see him change in the first few steps once he stands up.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 05:43 PM (VNX3d)

106 Vigo the Carpathian, also known as Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy, is an ancient 16th-century medieval tyrant and sorcerer. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 25, 2024 05:14 PM (aD39U)p/i]

You forgot "Vigo the tampon" and "Vigo suspiciously silent on certain international crimes"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:43 PM (D7oie)

107 Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (w/3ky)

Peaceful protests are soooo cute.
Posted by: Stateless
---

Their ptb should take heed. Get those types riled up and there will be trouble.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:44 PM (w/3ky)

108 Foster Brooks could always crack up the dais, and was on many celebrity roasts. Dean Martin and Don Rickles particularly could not help but crack up. Brooks was a guest on Adam-12 as an impaired driver 3 times, I believe, though once he was-Surprise!-smoking pot and had a flaming joint down his shirt.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at December 25, 2024 05:46 PM (G5+As)

109 Sort of like Foster Brooks being "drunk." You can't sing that badly unless you can sing well.
Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 05:27 PM (0eaVi)

Madeline Kahn does that in Blazing Saddles, when she does her hilarious parody of a Marlena Dietrich song. (Laziest girl in town).

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 05:47 PM (7MHHr)

110 Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 05:29 PM (rj6Yv

I didn't see Angels Lansbury but I saw a video of the production with Patricia Routlege andLinda Ronstadt and the whole cast was terrific,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:47 PM (fYujv)

111 Anyone else read the book series that launched or sprung from sixties TV shows?
Honey West brought it up, I read several Honey West novels. Also Mash and Man from Uncle for certain.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2024 05:47 PM (4780s)

112 Their ptb should take heed. Get those types riled up and there will be trouble.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 05:44 PM (w/3ky)


No chants, no waterballoons full of piss, no banners, no costumes, no shouting and screaming, just really pissed off Germans marching.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:48 PM (D7oie)

113 103 NM had that sect called the Penitentes, who would whip themselves with branches and, I believe, would select one of their number every year to be whipped and then tied to a cross. An honor, I guess. Like being chosen to play Jesus in the Christmas pageant but, you know, with pain.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Probably a challenge to drive home with the blood in your eyes from the Crown of Thorns.
Posted by: Not Putting My Hat In That Ring at December 25, 2024 05:40 PM (G5+As)

You laugh but the passion plays can get really out of hand some places. IIRC, there were ones in the Philippines that got kind of crazy (bloody.) Flagellants were a thing. It's a human thing that seems to pop up. Always verges or crosses the line into making a show of piety. Especially the public displays.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2024 05:48 PM (bss/y)

114 Braenyard, the yellow vest protests were huge but accomplished little.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:48 PM (XTmTf)

115
Where's our Yule Log?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 05:49 PM (YQOEL)

116 Braenyard, the yellow vest protests were huge but accomplished little.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:48 PM (XTmTf)


covid happened

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:50 PM (D7oie)

117 Make America Fun Again.

https://tinyurl.com/2zssw3vu

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 05:50 PM (LkLld)

118 Anyone else read the book series that launched or sprung from sixties TV shows?
Honey West brought it up, I read several Honey West novels. Also Mash and Man from Uncle for certain.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2024 05:47 PM (4780s)

IIRC, MASH was a novel first, then a movie, and finally a TV series. There are quite a few MASH novels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 05:50 PM (8zz6B)

119 BCoch!
You get to London, you keep your head on a swivel. Wouldn't want "diversity" to ruin your trip...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 25, 2024 05:51 PM (WbGL/)

120 Where's our Yule Log?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 05:49 PM (YQOEL)


Well, you know [wink, wink] I gotta little . . . . Um, sorry, that's actually a roll of quarters.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:51 PM (D7oie)

121 kindltot, the first yellow vest protest were in 2018, I believe.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:52 PM (XTmTf)

122 Duncan that is far far too kind. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 05:30 PM


And the same to you and yours!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Madeline Kahn - I'm Tired
https://youtu.be/Uai7M4RpoLU

Foster Brooks - Dean Martin Roast
https://youtu.be/8na9wwjFy2I

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 05:53 PM (Q8Bj8)

124 I bought a copy of Jesus Huerta de Soto's Money, Bank Credit, and Economic Cycles because a 2 inch thick economics book is the true definition of Christmas.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:54 PM (D7oie)

125 Anyone else read the book series that launched or sprung from sixties TV shows?
Honey West brought it up, I read several Honey West novels. Also Mash and Man from Uncle for certain.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2024 05:47 PM (4780s)

IIRC, MASH was a novel first, then a movie, and finally a TV series. There are quite a few MASH novels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 05:50 PM


AOP, you are correct.

Modesty Blaise books were vastly superior to any movie or TV versions.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Duncanthrax, you know you used up your one indulgence for a missed MoMe right?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:56 PM (XTmTf)

127 116 Braenyard, the yellow vest protests were huge but accomplished little.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:48 PM (XTmTf)

covid happened

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:50 PM (D7oie)

I was on Instagram at the time and there were massive protests that were hidden by the media against the jabs.

Unless the protests happen at politicians houses leaving no survivors, they're cute and pointless.

At some point, I hope the rest of the Western world loses it's collective crap and purges our elte scum and their bloodlines.

Fa la la la la la la la la

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 05:57 PM (jvJvP)

128 Ben Had, they got ended by the French 2020 lockdowns.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:58 PM (D7oie)

129 Where's our Yule Log?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 05:49 PM (YQOEL)

Well, you know [wink, wink] I gotta little . . . . Um, sorry, that's actually a roll of quarters.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 05:51 PM (D7oie)

Sob. All I have a fun size Mounds bar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 05:58 PM (VNX3d)

130 119 BCoch!
You get to London, you keep your head on a swivel. Wouldn't want "diversity" to ruin your trip...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 25, 2024 05:51 PM (WbGL/)


Oh I had that convo with all three of my girls. “You will go absolutely fucking nowhere without me. Not a trip down to the corner store. You leave the hotel, I’m with you. Period.”

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 06:00 PM (DX6IT)

131 Brooks was so good he fooled one of my fellow drama students into thinking he, Brooks, really had showed up drunk for the Dean Martin Roast program or whatever it was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 05:37 PM (omVj0)

Yeah, he was a drunk playing sober, hoping no one would notice.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 25, 2024 06:01 PM (0eaVi)

132 300,000 yellow vest protestors in France in one March in 2018. This was pre- covid. It was about energy prices.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:03 PM (XTmTf)

133 A history lesson.

https://is.gd/zxL1Ae

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 06:04 PM (L/fGl)

134 The first Christmas arrest in Las Cruces. Apparently he was doing some very last minute Christmas shopping.

https://is.gd/YLfg5V

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 06:06 PM (Q8Bj8)

135 We are the manager, Karen.

https://tinyurl.com/yycwbcrk

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 06:07 PM (LkLld)

136 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 25, 2024 06:07 PM (Le00v)

137 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

🍹
🍸
🥃

Merry Christmas to you and your extended friends and family.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 06:09 PM (u82oZ)

138 NaCly, you are proof that there are Angels.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:10 PM (XTmTf)

139 While I think little of Charles, I think that's A pretty good portrait, and fits in well with other royal portraits. Agreed pretty much with the artist.
Obama's was a shitty piece of drek.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2024 06:10 PM (4780s)

140 The sheriff's department just showed up on Christmas Day and took my dog to jail.

Unpaid barking tickets.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 06:11 PM (E7mWg)

141 BCochran1981

Good to see you posting. I'm sure you raised your daughters right. They know you love them because they saw you dance on stage for them.

Be safe, and have a lot of fun.

Too bad you can not carry a cordless hole puncher, and try for tight groups.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

142 We are the manager, Karen.

https://tinyurl.com/yycwbcrk
Posted by: JackStraw
------

I had that hapen once. A customer in a fit of self-induced pique insisted on 'speaking to the manager', replies I, 'I am the manager.

Customer: "oh...uh, well..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 06:12 PM (XeU6L)

143 Ben Had
**Uh ... tugs on collar*

Could you tell my wife?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

144 NaCly, that's a conversation for a different time

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:14 PM (XTmTf)

145
[ponders 'must see' places in London]

Westminster

The Tower

For me (curiously), Bedlam

Interestingly, walking over to Bedlam, I passed William Bligh's house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 06:15 PM (XeU6L)

146 {{{Ben Had}}}

Got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

147 LOL, new scare story from Faux News... supposedly if the Speaker is not re-elected in the House, it may delay Trump's election being ratified by the House on Jan 6.

Yeah.... right...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2024 06:16 PM (QAkQ3)

148 It doth be my pleasure to start to get dinner ready. Lots of prep work tonight.


Have a great night, everyone. May you be warm and happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

149 Mike Hammer, do go through Bedlam to get to chaos?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:17 PM (XTmTf)

150 >>I had that hapen once. A customer in a fit of self-induced pique insisted on 'speaking to the manager', replies I, 'I am the manager.

>>Customer: "oh...uh, well..."

Had that happen more than once in my career. Karen is almost always wrong.

I kind of enjoy those conversations.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 06:18 PM (LkLld)

151 It doth be my pleasure to start to get dinner ready. Lots of prep work tonight.
--------

[opens oven door, shoves in frozen pizza]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 06:18 PM (XeU6L)

152 I thought cooking would involve a microwave by now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 25, 2024 06:19 PM (wZ2Bf)

153 My favorite Christian moment in song: Philadelphia Opera Company "Hallelujah Chorus" flash mob in the Philadelphia Macy's (formerly Wannamaker's) with the amazing organ.

https://tinyurl.com/4258jfup

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 06:20 PM (FEVMW)

154 [opens oven door, shoves in frozen pizza]
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Don't forget to add the kale, okra, and pineapple first.

Posted by: Resident Noodge at December 25, 2024 06:21 PM (G5+As)

155 Back home
Dad had trouble getting upright after sitting awhile at my aunt and uncle's place
My aunt tried unsuccessfully to amputate her finger making dinner

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

156 I thought cooking would involve a microwave by now.
Posted by: Boss Moss

And I thought we'd have flying cars by now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 06:22 PM (L/fGl)

157 Do rabbits eat pizza now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 25, 2024 06:22 PM (wZ2Bf)

158 I happen to know Piper's Christmas menu and kale is no where to be found.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:22 PM (XTmTf)

159 Vegetables are what food eats.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 25, 2024 06:23 PM (wZ2Bf)

160 My aunt tried unsuccessfully to amputate her finger making dinner

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)


Same with my mom. “I’ll be right back. Just cut my finger.”

*me looking around* “How??? I’m the one carving the meat…”

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 06:24 PM (oOhJv)

161 Mike Hammer, do go through Bedlam to get to chaos?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Ah. I add The Imperial War Museum. Pic of the front
t.ly/Ur9dq

Lots of very neat stuff/exhibits there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 06:24 PM (XeU6L)

162 Duncanthrax, you know you used up your one indulgence for a missed MoMe right?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 05:56 PM


One? Where in the rules does it specify one?

I may have to try for Friday this year; third Saturdays may be problematic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

163 I know a vegetable joke but it's kinda corny

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:25 PM (XTmTf)

164 Philadelphia Macy's (formerly Wannamaker's)
---------

It's a miracle!

Posted by: 34th Street at December 25, 2024 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

165 I happen to know Piper's Christmas menu and kale is no where to be found.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:22 PM


Note is taken of nothing being said about okra and Brussel Sprouts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 06:26 PM (a3Q+t)

166 157 Do rabbits eat pizza now?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yes, and squirrels are eating voles, and Haitians in Springfield are eating our cats and geese. I think Obama has stopped eating dog, though.

Posted by: Care-A-Lot Pet Center at December 25, 2024 06:26 PM (G5+As)

167 Nood.

Lion's Den.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 06:26 PM (jvJvP)

168 I know a vegetable joke but it's kinda corny
Posted by: Ben Had


I am still waiting...

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 06:26 PM (Q8Bj8)

169 Duncanthrax, this does not make me happy.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 06:27 PM (XTmTf)

170 158 I happen to know Piper's Christmas menu and kale is no where to be found.
Posted by: Ben Had

Why on earth would you think resident noodge was referring to Piper? She's a bright star on this desolate blog.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at December 25, 2024 06:29 PM (G5+As)

171 Your Cat Climbing the Christmas Tree

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 26, 2024 11:27 AM (FLiOE)

Reindeer Rock Open Thread

Posted by: Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 25, 2024 03:31 PM (e00aV)

2
The Waitresses!

HQ Tradition lives on!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 03:32 PM (YQOEL)

3 Hola straight vez.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 25, 2024 03:32 PM (e00aV)

4 Heh. He said Cornholio. Heh.

Posted by: Beavis at December 25, 2024 03:33 PM (mH6SG)

5 Dammit. Not first.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 03:33 PM (tKNHW)

6 1.5 hours until dinner. Still have stuff to prepare. Sheesh.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 03:34 PM (E7mWg)

7 Santa Claus is coming on a boogie woogie choo Choo train!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:34 PM (XTmTf)

8 OTRA vez! Damned autosuck

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 25, 2024 03:34 PM (e00aV)

9 BCochran, how very nice to see you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:36 PM (XTmTf)

10 Also had a Chemistry Set and you could go down to the Woolworth and by chemicals in a bottle. Bought Potassium Nitrate, Sulfur, and crushed charcoal to make my own gun powder. I did not grow up to be the Unabomber and a Leftwing Anti-Vietnam Protester freak either.

And I did not make any bombs and anything dangerous other than to myself through the old fashion learning process. Imagine that???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 03:36 PM (FDlb9)

11 Why is a foot a good Christmas present?

Because it makes a good stocking filler

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 03:37 PM (JvXtq)

12 BCochran, ditto what Ben Had said. Don't be so scarce, huh? Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 03:37 PM (OX9vb)

13 soothsayer, I thought I had it covered because I posted it the day after thanksgiving but you said you hadn't seen it so I added it.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:37 PM (KRtlO)

14 Hey Ben! I’ve been popping in and out the last 24 hours. It’s good to see everyone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 03:38 PM (moA/t)

15 Willowed: Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns.

Man from UNCLE guns.

I had a one track wish list.
Posted by: Archer at December 25, 2024


***
I had one of the former (looked like a Colt 1911, right?) and two different sets of the latter. Ideal issued a simple "Napoleon Solo Gun," the cap pistol itself, with U.N.C.L.E. ID card and pics of Robert Vaughn in character ont he box.
Also they had the complete Special, with a scope, shoulder stock, and barrel extension. No magazine extension, but then the gun itself, disappointingly, did not look like a Walther P-38 anyway.

Earlier, during my Westerns phase, I'd had several Mattel versions of the Colt Single Action Army w/ plastic grips painted like carved bone and with the two part bullets that worked just like the real thing. A cap on the flat base banged as the hammer came down, and the plastic "bullet" left the brass cartridge and flew out the barrel. Of course we lost the plastic bullets early, but the guns still loaded and fired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:38 PM (omVj0)

16 Been getting for a few days a YouTube about the Waitresses, and none looking like fans

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)

17 >>>I had one of the former (looked like a Colt 1911, right?) and two different sets of the latter. Ideal issued a simple "Napoleon Solo Gun," the cap pistol itself, with U.N.C.L.E. ID card and pics of Robert Vaughn in character ont he box.
Also they had the complete Special, with a scope, shoulder stock, and barrel extension. No magazine extension, but then the gun itself, disappointingly, did not look like a Walther P-38 anyway.

cool, i always wanted one of those UNCLE guns.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

18 Santa Claus is coming on a boogie woogie choo Choo train! Posted by: Ben Had

It isn't a train but it will have to do.
https://youtu.be/nSmvHPG9MD4

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (Q8Bj8)

19 Hanging in

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (w3u3d)

20 i had an electronics kit and I'm ashamed to say I never did anything beyond making a light light up with an accompanying sound.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

21 And just posted downstairs
Only a couple minutes left of the Queens College Ancient Choir version of Handel's Messiah, 2 hours and 18 minutes so expecting to see some orchestra members to collapse.

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (fwDg9)

22 That reindeer has a mask on? Worried about covid or it biting people?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 25, 2024 03:40 PM (sAmhv)

23 I didn't like erector sets but I had a Girder and Panel bridge-making kit and building-making kit. They were pretty awesome.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:40 PM (KRtlO)

24 Girder and Panel building set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwaLjGP6Pus

the bridge set was better

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)

25 Here's Chuck Berry's "Run, Rudolph, Run" as covered by the Canadian rock band Crowbar:

https://youtu.be/5B3w5aZsP1g

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 03:41 PM (8zz6B)

26 ace, Merry Christmas and thank you for this amazing community.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:41 PM (XTmTf)

27 Merry Christmas to you, Ben Had, and thank you for making this community what it is.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

28 I am cooking by nose today, at three hours in magic starting to happen. Nose is saying, "so close, but not yet." I am cooking a bottom round roast at 250 degrees in the oven because it was too big for the crock-pot.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:43 PM (Q8Bj8)

29
2 hours and 18 minutes so expecting to see some orchestra members to collapse.
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:39 PM (fwDg9)

__________

Götterdämmerung clocks in a 5 hours. At one performance at the Met, a violinist was seen to lean forward and kiss the last page of his part.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:43 PM (dxSpM)

30 ace, Merry Christmas and thank you for this amazing community.

Yes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 03:43 PM (mH6SG)

31 Santa Claus is coming on a boogie woogie choo Choo train!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:34 PM (XTmTf)

https://youtu.be/iYO8mrsgw9g

Santa Claus Boogie!
https://youtu.be/aUrWFBfz3SM

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 03:44 PM (VNX3d)

32 ace, Merry Christmas and thank you for this amazing community

DITTO!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 03:44 PM (JkO4W)

33 Dorothy Parker's, "Prayer for a New Mother":

The things she knew, let her forget again --
The voices in the sky, the fear, the cold,
the gaping shepherds, and the queer old men
Piling their clumsy gifts of foreign gold.

Let her have laughter with her little one;
Teach her the endless, tuneless songs to sing,
Grant her her right to whisper to her son
The foolish names one dare not call a king.

Keep from her dreams the rumble of a crowd,
The smell of rough-cut wood, the trail of red,
The thick and chilly whiteness of the shroud
That wraps the strange new body of the dead.

Ah, let her go, kind Lord, where mothers go
And boast his pretty words and ways, and plan
The proud and happy years that they shall know
Together, when her son is grown a man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:44 PM (omVj0)

34 Mr. Dmlw! and I are continuing our Christmas tradition of watching World's Strongest Man Competition marathon. Hands down my favorite thing on television.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 03:45 PM (OX9vb)

35 Merry Christmas, Ace. It’s been roughly 15 years I’ve been in and out around here. Been a blast and made some great friends. Thank you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 03:46 PM (DX6IT)

36 And the “NY Post” has the best headlines. Maybe J.J. Had this in his morning report
It’s about American Airline travel delays- and yes, I feel badly from people getting delayed from seeing loved ones. I still think the headline is darkly amusing:

How the glitch slowed Christmas .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 03:46 PM (ZpVYH)

37 17 >>>I had one of the former (looked like a Colt 1911, right?) and two different sets of the latter. Ideal issued a simple "Napoleon Solo Gun," the cap pistol itself, with U.N.C.L.E. ID card and pics of Robert Vaughn in character ont he box.

friend of mine had an u.n.c.l.e. camera that would transform into a gun, way before transformers were a thing. we didn't have a tv, so i had no clue about it.

he also had a green hornet toy car. i also had no clue about that.

clearly, i was deprived. maybe i should seek therapy.

Posted by: anachronda at December 25, 2024 03:47 PM (IKg+A)

38
ace, Merry Christmas and thank you for this amazing community

DITTO!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

__________

For a bunch of cranks, impecunious layabouts, dipsomaniacs, wastrels, depressives, loudmouths and poseurs, we do very well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:47 PM (dxSpM)

39 >>>friend of mine had an u.n.c.l.e. camera that would transform into a gun, way before transformers were a thing. we didn't have a tv, so i had no clue about it.

my brother had a robot that turned into a tape recorder (for some reason)

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:47 PM (KRtlO)

40 The grandkids have torn through all their present and are now... "bored."

Because grandma got them clothes.

I think it's time for another Bourbon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2024 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)

41 Ran around yesterday for some last minute shopping and realized I just used up both packing tapes.

Other than that … Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the If it Weren t for Bad Timing, Id have no Time at All Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 03:48 PM (qz+gL)

42 While having brunch today, watched a deer hobble across the neighbors yard. Front left leg appeared to be injured/broken. Made it across the street and into the woods. Kind of a bummer.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:48 PM (hoCmQ)

43 Watching a replay of a LIV golf tournament. It's at the course Trump owns in NoVA, along the Potomac. Lovely area. I think this was a couple of years ago.

I forgot the Steelers were playing today. I see I'm not missing much. They're getting crushed. I guess they hit that wall where the talent will go as far as it can. They'll be one and done in the playoffs.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 25, 2024 03:49 PM (sAmhv)

44 24 Girder and Panel building set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwaLjGP6Pus

the bridge set was better
Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 03:41 PM (KRtlO)

My brother had a few of those growing up. I remember the bridge set.

Merry Christmas, all!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2024 03:49 PM (Cbio9)

45 There are two others by Dorothy about Jesus, "The Gentlest Lady" and "The Maid-Servant at the Inn." Each is a little long to go into a gray box here, I think. But they are worth looking up. Good for today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:49 PM (omVj0)

46 Finally.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 03:49 PM (LkLld)

47 For a bunch of cranks, impecunious layabouts, dipsomaniacs, wastrels, depressives, loudmouths and poseurs, we do very well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:47 PM (dxSpM)



You left out the punsters, pedants and penguin aficionados.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 03:50 PM (muwun)

48 At Denny's. Busy! Lots of kids wearing Christmas themed pajamas. Some adults are too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 03:51 PM (ctJ5/)

49 My cousin had a toy Colt Walker, ever since then wanted a replica cap and balk pistol

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:52 PM (fwDg9)

50 I forgot the Steelers were playing today. I see I'm not missing much. They're getting crushed. I guess they hit that wall where the talent will go as far as it can. They'll be one and done in the playoffs.
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Steelers are enjoying all the reasons Denver ate his $250 million contract to get rid of him.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:52 PM (Q8Bj8)

51 Merry Christmas, Ace. Thanks for hosting the most entertaining and informative comment section in the www.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 03:53 PM (OX9vb)

52 For a bunch of cranks, impecunious layabouts, dipsomaniacs, wastrels, depressives, loudmouths and poseurs, we do very well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You left out the punsters, pedants and penguin aficionados.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Hel … loooooooooo.

Posted by: The Methodists at December 25, 2024 03:53 PM (qz+gL)

53 friend of mine had an u.n.c.l.e. camera that would transform into a gun, way before transformers were a thing. we didn't have a tv, so i had no clue about it.

he also had a green hornet toy car. i also had no clue about that.

clearly, i was deprived. maybe i should seek therapy.
Posted by: anachronda at December 25, 2024


***
I had a dim memory of transforming toys like that, but I think they were part of a Mattel line called "Secret Agent Zero-M," or something like that. The young Kurt Russell did TV commercials for them: https://tinyurl.com/9j2hfjhk

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:53 PM (omVj0)

54 Tough call today: Bourbon, Scotch, Irish, or Rye. Canadian is not on the list because of reasons.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:54 PM (Q8Bj8)

55 From a trip to Gettysburg had for a long time a musket that would fire caps

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:54 PM (fwDg9)

56 Just got around to checking here today, so this is late but Merry Christmas to all of you. Enjoy your loved ones, drink some eggnog, and watch "Lethal Weapon"

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 25, 2024 03:55 PM (tRd71)

57 Going to go visit my parents and aunt and uncle
Back in a bit

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

58 Tough call today: Bourbon, Scotch, Irish, or Rye. Canadian is not on the list because of reasons.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:54 PM (Q8Bj


I've dropped Irish since its despicable recent insult to Israel. So Scotch it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 03:57 PM (muwun)

59 I've put the food from the pig into the oven: a nine-pound ham, sliced and cooked, but it will take two hours to heat. I've set my running stopwatch to keep track of the time. In the meantime, I'm having a couple of crackers. This afternoon, cool and damp, would be perfect for a pipe; but I've had one today and don't really feel like another.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:57 PM (omVj0)

60 Merry Christmas to you, UGAdawg!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 03:58 PM (sSkcu)

61 Well, Merry Christmas hordelings. Got to get ready for work in the electronic salt mines of the five sided nut house along the Potomac. I'll check in over the shift, now and then.

Later.....

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 25, 2024 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

62 One of my worst Christmas disappointments was getting my first real bike and realizing it was not a Schwinn. This moment prepared me for the Rolling Stones and "You Can't Always Get What You Want." After that song I went into my macramé and all-natural phase until I decided plastic packaging was the way to go.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:58 PM (Q8Bj8)

63
I've dropped Irish since its despicable recent insult to Israel.

________

Just being Irish would suffice as a reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:59 PM (dxSpM)

64 Man from UNCLE guns ...

When I was a kid, I recall one of those guns was in the shape of one those multi-band portable radios. One moment, it looked like a tablet-sized radio, then you push a button and the barrel pops out of one side, a stock folds out on the other side, the trigger and receiver pop out of the bottom, and you use the handle as a sight.

Awesome and very fragile. It wasn't mine (very expensive).

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

65 Girder and Panel building set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwaLjGP6Pus

the bridge set was better
Posted by: ace
------

See my willowed post, 207, previous thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 04:00 PM (XeU6L)

66 ...Christmas 1968, from the far side of the Moon with Earth entirely hidden from view, the Apollo 8 spacecraft ignited its SPS engine to return to Earth.

James Lovell radioed back to mission control: "Please be informed there is a Santa Claus," as they began their way home. …

more & pic:
https://tinyurl.com/3z8nzjvn


Merry Christmas

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 04:01 PM (w/3ky)

67 I've dropped Irish since its despicable recent insult to Israel. So Scotch it is. Posted by: Cicero

Scotch it was and Scotch it will be my friend. I am about to get into my bottle of Colkegan whiskey distilled here in NM and "peated" with mesquite. They can't call it scotch but it is scotch. Plus 92 proof. It is divine and wild at the same time.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 04:02 PM (Q8Bj8)

68 Just got around to checking here today, so this is late but Merry Christmas to all of you. Enjoy your loved ones, drink some eggnog, and watch "Lethal Weapon"
Posted by: UGAdawg
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Well...it IS Christmas, so Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, late of Ga Tech at December 25, 2024 04:03 PM (XeU6L)

69
Humility-Gratitude is all you need to know and ALL knowledge comes from God.
Plug into the Spirit and get HIGH
-Raggedy Hobo

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 04:04 PM (wDJaI)

70 ***
I had a dim memory of transforming toys like that, but I think they were part of a Mattel line called "Secret Agent Zero-M," or something like that. The young Kurt Russell did TV commercials for them: https://tinyurl.com/9j2hfjhk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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I received a spring loaded cannon. The barrel was about a foot long and the shells were about three inches. It could shoot them about twenty feet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (w/3ky)

71 Star Trek fans (not me, nowadays... I checked out after TNG) will be pleased to know that Star Trek: Discovery (aka "WokeTrek") has not only been canceled, it's been officially erased from the canon.

They've retconned it using the "alternate time line" method, so future Trek efforts won't need to take it into consideration.

At all.


Merry Christmas, all!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (W5ArC)

72 For a bunch of cranks, impecunious layabouts, dipsomaniacs, wastrels, depressives, loudmouths and poseurs, we do very well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You left out the punsters, pedants and penguin aficionados.
Posted by: Cicero
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I think of AoSHQ as a landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (XeU6L)

73 Spent a lot of the day following AoSHQ linked stuff. Some very good, but it takes a while to go through it all!

Late for the toy thread. We had Tinkertoys and Lincoln logs, but my friend's family had those Kenner girder and panel sets, the older white plastic kind (called?), *and* erector sets. And an HO scale trainboard! Had a lot of fun with those.

Some of the can't-have-those-today toys I had:
❄ The vac-u-form, where you heated up a plastic sheet, flipped it over a form, and vacuumed the plastic to become a car or whatever.
❄ That toy where you cooked rubber bugs and worms out of plastic. Creepy crawlies or whatever it was.
❄ My favorite, a cotton-candy maker. Pour in the colored sugar, which was heated and spun into the bowl, where the paper cone was twirled. Soon ran out of the colored sugar, but found that regular sugar worked. That was great until my older brother decided to try jell-o. End of that toy. There's a list of toys older brother destroyed similarly. Including my first bike.

Merry Christmas, y'all.

Click on the nic link for a bunch of seasonal videos (and an eclectic playlist of those songs I've linked from my ONT sign-off comments all month).

Posted by: mindful webworker - baby c'mere and stand under this mistletoe at December 25, 2024 04:06 PM (09AS9)

74 2
The Waitresses!

HQ Tradition lives on!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2024 03:32 PM (YQOEL)

A reminder to beg the smoker's you know to quit.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2024 04:06 PM (Fg0Nr)

75 Remember Marvel the Mustang? I never aspired to have one... frankly, it looked pretty crap as a toy.

The commercial jingle was catchy as hell, though. I still remember every word.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2024 04:06 PM (W5ArC)

76 > Creepy crawlies

There was a version called "Incredible Edibles" that made bugs and other disgusting stuff that you could actually eat.

A young Merrick Garland likely had one of those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2024 04:07 PM (W5ArC)

77 I had a dim memory of transforming toys like that, but I think they were part of a Mattel line called "Secret Agent Zero-M," or something like that. The young Kurt Russell did TV commercials for them: https://tinyurl.com/9j2hfjhk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
>>

#64 I searched the internetz and found the portable radio gun. It was the Secret Agent Zero M Radio Rifle.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 04:09 PM (rj6Yv)

78 Man from UNCLE guns ...

When I was a kid, I recall one of those guns was in the shape of one those multi-band portable radios. One moment, it looked like a tablet-sized radio, then you push a button and the barrel pops out of one side, a stock folds out on the other side, the trigger and receiver pop out of the bottom, and you use the handle as a sight.

Awesome and very fragile. It wasn't mine (very expensive).
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024


***
I still think that was part of Mattel's Agent Zero-M line. If I'd seen an U.N.C.L.E. tie-in toy like that, I'd have wanted it.

The ID card that came with the Ideal gun sets looked fantastic. I carried it in my wallet for years until my wallet was stolen one day at college. I had little money in it and no credit cards or driver's license then, so it was a small loss. But I missed the card most of all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:09 PM (omVj0)

79 mindful webworker--

I had a Vac-u-form, a Creepy Crawlers, AND a cotton candy machine!! Fortunately I was an only child so I didn't have an older sibling to destroy things.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 04:11 PM (FEVMW)

80 Big Bang cannons. Several kids in the neighborhood had one. We would have battles in one kid's crawl space. The cannon flshes from the different dark corners were great! I still have this one, and the carbide:
t.ly/-eYCL

I also have the one that my dad had as a kid
t.ly/gXGlb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 04:12 PM (XeU6L)

81 Off grid living

https://tinyurl.com/ye292mzz

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 04:12 PM (wDJaI)

82 When I was nine, I think, I received Mattel's talking dolls of Beany and Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent from the Bob Clampett cartoon series. In time Beany vanished, but my mother kept Cecil, even though his cord-pull talking box had long gone mute, on a chair in her bedroom. Another item I wish I'd grabbed when I cleaned out her place after she died.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:12 PM (omVj0)

83 Posted by: mindful webworker - baby c'mere and stand under this mistletoe at December 25, 2024 04:06 PM (09AS9)

Thanks for the links.

And now I remember that I had one of those cotton candy makers.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 04:14 PM (S9oCJ)

84 My nose was right - I just pulled the slow roasted bottom round roast and stuff from the oven. Tender, a miracle, and tasty. Plus veggies. Plus scotch. Plus a nice fire. I may be on my own for Christmas but I am handily making due.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 04:14 PM (Q8Bj8)

85 Didn’t want any Man from Uncles toys, I wanted Ilya. The real one, not a toy.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2024 04:14 PM (2NHgQ)

86 1950s. Triang all metal toys. Japanese.
I still have a large red crane with 4 rubber wheels and the original string for cables. Can raise/lower the boom and raise/lower the lead hook (yes, lead as in Pb). I lost the removable bucket.
I also still have a large racing car (50s F1 type) with a Japanese-looking driver. The car makes a siren sound when pushed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of glow in the dark at December 25, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

87 Christmas when I was ten, I had a cold and felt terrible. Tht year I received a Mattel gun and holster set (holster of tan-colored, "tooled" plastic), and the Hartland standing figure of Bat Masterson from the TV series. It was part of the Hartland "Gunfighters" range. Bat came wearing his trademark glossy vest, grey trousers (I think they were textured to have a faint pinstripe!), his string tie, and removable parts -- his derby hat, gun in belt holster, and his famous cane. The figure goes for some money now, and I can see why, as it's very good-looking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:16 PM (omVj0)

88 Star Trek fans (not me, nowadays... I checked out after TNG) will be pleased to know that Star Trek: Discovery (aka "WokeTrek") has not only been canceled, it's been officially erased from the canon.

They've retconned it using the "alternate time line" method, so future Trek efforts won't need to take it into consideration.

At all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (W5ArC)
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Wasn't ST (interesting abbreviation, BTW) already playing fast and loose with the Star Trek timeline? Makes sense that it wouldn't fit into the "official" canon.

Sadly, the Star Wars sequels are still considered "canon" I think.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 04:17 PM (BpYfr)

89 would be perfect for a pipe; but I've had one today and don't really feel like another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Never stopped me!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at December 25, 2024 04:18 PM (G5+As)

90 A school mate and I used a chemistry set to make a "fuel additive" and poured it into their maid's car. Ruined the motor. Oops.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 04:18 PM (ctJ5/)

91 I remember one Christmas where I got exactly what I wanted (5 speed with banana seat and sissy bar) and it ended up being the worst Christmas ever because you cannot ride a bike in MN in December. My little brother got ALL sorts of cool toys because he didn't get an expensive bike. I made everyone miserable with my plaintif cries and whiny warbling. Good times... good times.

Posted by: Life of Wryly at December 25, 2024 04:18 PM (1FWWQ)

92 My nose was right - I just pulled the slow roasted bottom round roast and stuff from the oven. Tender, a miracle, and tasty. Plus veggies. Plus scotch. Plus a nice fire. I may be on my own for Christmas but I am handily making due.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 04:14 PM (Q8Bj
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A properly tuned nose can be an amazing instrument in cooking, helping you time things perfectly just by the aroma.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (BpYfr)

93 Rum is the answer to all questions.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (LkLld)

94 ...Christmas 1968, from the far side of the Moon with Earth entirely hidden from view, the Apollo 8 spacecraft ignited its SPS engine to return to Earth.

James Lovell radioed back to mission control: "Please be informed there is a Santa Claus," as they began their way home. …


A Christmas I will never forget.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (mH6SG)

95 I received a spring loaded cannon. The barrel was about a foot long and the shells were about three inches. It could shoot them about twenty feet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (w/3ky)

When I was a kid, the big thing was the Big Bang toy military howitzer that used carbide for the ... BANG. I was the victim of a Big Bang prank. Nearly lost an eye, but didn't because my Guardian Angel was on duty and on alert.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (rj6Yv)

96 Didn’t want any Man from Uncles toys, I wanted Ilya. The real one, not a toy.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2024


***
You weren't alone, and you aren't even to this day. TV Guide did a piece on Illya and McCallum, quoting some fan as saying he was "the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly."

Since I was on the other side of the fence, I wanted to *be* Napoleon Solo. Two years later when Stefanie Powers played April Dancer, the Girl From U.N.C.L.E., I wanted a girlfriend like her. (The show was awful, and I realized it even at the time. But she was great.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:20 PM (omVj0)

97 "Christmas Rapping" and A Fairytale of New York are IMHO the best rock Christmas songs . Patti Donahue of the Waitresses was good looking but unfortunately died young

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2024 04:20 PM (URPU1)

98 Rum is the answer to all questions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (LkLld)
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Except "Why is the rum always gone?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (6K6Eu)

99 I think of AoSHQ as a landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bad Blog for Bad People.

Posted by: The Cramps at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (G5+As)

100 Family and I will have a hopefully good crock pot roast with vegetable , then we'll go visit an over the top light and inflatable display that a congregation member told me about . The kids of the couple are grown and out of the house , but the kind people keep it going because people enjoy it so. Then we'll return for
Apple tart and son and I will have Kaluha and crème.Then I think we'll watch a version of Dylan Thomas' "A child's Christmas in Wales" from the BBC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 04:22 PM (qd34F)

101 Rum is the answer to all questions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (LkLld)
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Except "Why is the rum always gone?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (6K6Eu)

Or, who the hell didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll? Just to spitball here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 04:23 PM (muwun)

102
When I was a kid, the big thing was the Big Bang toy military howitzer that used carbide for the ... BANG. I was the victim of a Big Bang prank. Nearly lost an eye, but didn't because my Guardian Angel was on duty and on alert.
Posted by: mrp
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See 80

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 04:23 PM (XeU6L)

103 After eating of the pig, Miss Linda and I will try this film Remember the Night from 1939, a rom-com with a Christmas theme with Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck. It'll be hard for me to look at them outside their iconic roles in Double Indemnity, but I'll try.

The film is on Putlocker -- someone here put me on to it -- and I can mirror it on my TV. But the closed captions are very tiny when cast onto the big screen. We'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (omVj0)

104 The definitive Jingle Bell Rock - as performed by somebody cutting Trump together.

https://x.com/i/status/1738912435749134538

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (setIA)

105 Since I was on the other side of the fence, I wanted to *be* Napoleon Solo. Two years later when Stefanie Powers played April Dancer, the Girl From U.N.C.L.E., I wanted a girlfriend like her. (The show was awful, and I realized it even at the time. But she was great.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:20 PM (omVj0)


She was no Honey West.

The character who caused never-before-experienced stirrings in my nine year-old loinal region.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (muwun)

106 See 80
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 04:23 PM (XeU6L)

I deed. I deed. "Look down the barrel and see what's stopping the .. [bang]."

One of the many close calls in life.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (rj6Yv)

107 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2024 04:05 PM (W5ArC)

DS9 had some very good episodes. There's a father - son episode that was amazing.

And it was nice to see the Federation at war.

I actually liked Voyager too. 'Year of Hell' and the finale were great.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:27 PM (jvJvP)

108 When I was 12, I got a Schwinn 5-Speed Collegiate on Christmas Eve. We had just moved from Brooklyn to Rockland County. I set off on Christmas Day alone on a 30 mile circuit of the local reservoirs and lakes even though it was 30 degrees and light snow/flurries. It was fun!

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at December 25, 2024 04:27 PM (G5+As)

109 Big Bang cannons. Several kids in the neighborhood had one. We would have battles in one kid's crawl space. The cannon flshes from the different dark corners were great! I still have this one, and the carbide:
t.ly/-eYCL

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Those were so much until one 4th of July we figured we could wrap the "safe and sane" Whistling Pete fireworks in duct tape which produced a highly entertaining version of dynamite.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 04:28 PM (Q8Bj8)

110 I thought maybe I got a bit carried away with the bacon. Compound butter with bacon on the rib roast, cheesy mashed potatoes with bacon, green beans with bacon, and then I realized.

No, I didn't get enough bacon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 04:29 PM (LkLld)

111 Rum is the answer to all questions.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 04:19 PM (LkLld)
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Except "Why is the rum always gone?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (6K6Eu)

Or, who the hell didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll? Just to spitball here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 04:23 PM (muwun)

Rum might explain why no one replaced it, though.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 04:29 PM (VNX3d)

112 Two years later when Stefanie Powers played April Dancer, the Girl From U.N.C.L.E., I wanted a girlfriend like her. (The show was awful, and I realized it even at the time. But she was great.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024
*
She was no Honey West.

The character who caused never-before-experienced stirrings in my nine year-old loinal region.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024


***
True. Anne Francis as Honey built the blueprint for TV female action stars. Girl From ignored that blueprint, unfortunately, or it would have been a better show. I got to see some of the Honey West episodes on Decades a few years ago, and they were fast-moving (it was a half-hour show) and entertaining.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:29 PM (omVj0)

113
Bad Blog for Bad People.
Posted by: The Cramps at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (G5+As)

________

*grinds out cigarette on carpet*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 04:29 PM (dxSpM)

114 I think of AoSHQ as a landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bad Blog for Bad People.
Posted by: The Cramps at December 25, 2024 04:21 PM (G5+As)

Are you claiming this is the Mos Eisley Spaceport of the Internet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 04:30 PM (VNX3d)

115 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is on Grit this afternoon. It's funny, but I have never seen that film all the way through. So, whenever I turn it on, I see a segment of it that I have never watched before. And it's not that long a movie, not like Lonesome Dove or something. Odd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 04:32 PM (omVj0)

116 Lights on.
-Ronald Reagan

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 04:32 PM (wDJaI)

117 Sounds lovely Fen. I had a bacon wrapped tenderloin filet and some scalloped potato thing. Filet was tasty even though I cooked it a bit too long. Luckily I have 3 more to work on my technique.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 04:32 PM (UKUm3)

118 Nood!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 04:33 PM (a3Q+t)

119 I've got a toy muzzle loader cannon that was my grandpa's. It's got a touch hole but I don't know what to load it with or how. (Preemptive phrasing acknowledgment.)

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 04:34 PM (Dm8we)

120
She was no Honey West.

The character who caused never-before-experienced stirrings in my nine year-old loinal region.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 04:26 PM (muwun)

Penny from 'Lost in Space.' First actress crush.

Lydia Cornell from 'Too Close for Comfort.' Whoa.

Mary-Ann

Dyna-Girl from "Elektra Woman and Dyna-Girl."

And 'Wonder Woman" had a hot younger cousin.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:36 PM (jvJvP)

121 Nood.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 04:37 PM (jvJvP)

122 Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 04:32 PM (UKUm3)

Sounds delicious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 05:00 PM (MQJVv)

Forgotten Toys Open Thread

Some toy commercials, and a couple of videos looking at older toys.

One of the toylines shown is the "Ding-a-Lings," a line of robot toys. Terrible name, cool toys. They've got a big giant robot that's piloted by a smaller robot that goes inside his head. The smaller robot is "Brain."

And obviously, you have your Star Wars, Steve Austin, Evil Kneval, etc. Also "Action Man," which was (I think) the UK's version of GI Joe. Not sure if they were sold in the US.


And if you're just a little younger than Almost 29: Here are lost toys from the 80s and 90s.


Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM




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1 My parents told me it was a toy but I knew that it was really just an empty shampoo bottle from the neighbor's trash can.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 02:03 PM (muwun)

2 Merry Christmas Horde!

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 25, 2024 02:04 PM (fpVC1)

3 Doh. Stopped to read the content.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 25, 2024 02:05 PM (ZmEVT)

4 My parents told me it was a toy but I knew that it was really just an empty shampoo bottle from the neighbor's trash can.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


You got the whole bottle ???

Luxury!!!

Posted by: The Yorkshire Chillren on Christmas with their Shampoo bottle caps. . . at December 25, 2024 02:07 PM (qz+gL)

5 A ghost gun eh! Can't have that.

Posted by: BATFE at December 25, 2024 02:07 PM (i0xsb)

6 Dinner soon

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 02:07 PM (fwDg9)

7 I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:08 PM (LkLld)

8 1 My parents told me it was a toy but I knew that it was really just an empty shampoo bottle from the neighbor's trash can.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 02:03 PM (muwun)

Empty? I got a full one, but not full of shampoo.

Posted by: davidt at December 25, 2024 02:09 PM (i0F8b)

9 forgotten toys?

when i was about 5 or so, i was in a couple of tv commercials. one was for potato bug, kind of a mr. potato head but with bug parts. the other was 'copter kite, a kite that had a rotor spun by the wind instead of a big flat sheet that caught the wind.

i can only presume that my involvement in the commercials doomed the toys.

oh, yeah. my earnings? mom used it to buy shoes for all us kids. i was disappointed.

Posted by: anachronda at December 25, 2024 02:09 PM (IKg+A)

10 Doof adopted "Ding-A-Ling" as the name for a body part earlier this week.

IIRC, it was to be prefaced with "cute".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

11 Oh yeah, I had one of those big Shogun guys from the second video.

Was anyone else into Micronauts? I had a crapload of those, and read all the comic books, and was really disappointed that the last Ant Man movie didn't feature them in the quantum world.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 25, 2024 02:10 PM (wdBxn)

12 I got a nerf blaster for my daughter to teach her gun etiquette.
We'll see how it goes.

Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2024 02:10 PM (GxmKP)

13 Don't play with your food.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:11 PM (2vTK0)

14 Are Etch-A-Sketches still around?

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

15 Oh, and Merry Christmas, Ace.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

16 Take it away Chuck.

https://tinyurl.com/396f8rmc

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:12 PM (LkLld)

17 Merry Christmas all you happy pipples.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 25, 2024 02:13 PM (IQhz0)

18 Watching the 1970s Toys You'll Never See Again video, I feel cheated.

I used to hang a pair of pantyhose over the mantle every Christmas, but Farrah Fawcett was never in them on Christmas morning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)

19 Most memorable Christmas presents was when I got a foldable brush and a t-shirt that said “I want it all”

My parents basically canceled Christmas that year

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 25, 2024 02:16 PM (HYKHz)

20 Are Etch-A-Sketches still around?
Posted by: Bulg


* search *

The wikipedia link was first, the Amazon link was second.

So, still around, but barely. Any merchandise that doesn't deserve SEO is just about dead.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 02:16 PM (DgGvY)

21 7 I want you to play with my ding a ling.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:08 PM (LkLld)

Child please …

Posted by: zombie Chuck Berry at December 25, 2024 02:17 PM (TTAGa)

22 My son’s second Christmas was at the height of the Tickle Me Elmo craze. I somehow acquired one for him. Another random Santa gift was a set of muffin tins. He played with the muffin tins all day and totally ignored Elmo.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 02:17 PM (u73oe)

23 14 Are Etch-A-Sketches still around?

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
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Very popular with the current White House denizens. Hunter does great lines.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of FJB at December 25, 2024 02:17 PM (i0xsb)

24 Major Matt Mason was my favorite. An astronaut GI Joe with better movement. Came with a space capsule, a moon rover, and a backpack jetpack. 50+ years later all I have left is the visor from his helmet. Wife thinks I'm looney for keeping it.
Also miss the creepy crawler make your own candy critters that turned out to cause cancer.

Posted by: Sharps45 at December 25, 2024 02:18 PM (STWC5)

25
All the children in the 70s were killed by Jarts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 02:19 PM (dxSpM)

26 https://youtu.be/hdIhNQKgMdg?si=g_MEtYiyHtj-eLW4

"Gas the bastard in the mall"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:20 PM (2vTK0)

27 There are no good toys in PMIA prison, but you do get PMIA, so there's that.

Posted by: Sean Diddy Combs at December 25, 2024 02:21 PM (paSBy)

28 Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:12 PM (LkLld)

I had no idea ( and just learned this) that Chuck Berry had a father who was a deacon in the Baptist Church or that he only was married once for about 40 or more years. He was a great musician, but I rdon't think that Beethoven would really "roll over" 😉As musicians they'd probably have a lot of talk about as long ad they could get over the language barrier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 02:23 PM (LCCzK)

29 I just yesterday wrote my friend Paul's z"l widow to tell her the story of when we were about 8 years old, he got a Verti-Bird

That was the must-have toy that year.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 02:24 PM (RIvkX)

30 Merry Christmas, Morons! It’s been a Griswald level disaster so far. But all is well…eventually.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 02:25 PM (mokJ5)

31 I got a Stretch Armstrong doll. My brothers, Thing One and Thing Two, each got one as well. Took about six months for the goo to start leaking out of those. I presume that now it would be six minutes and the goo would be toxic waste from China.

My grandad used to tell us that if we weren't good, we would get a bundle of twigs from Santa. I was a teenager before I heard it was a lump of coal. One year for a joke Mom and Dad left each of us a bundle of twigs under the tree. We stared at them in confusion and then started swatting Dad with them. Easy to do since he was on the floor, laughing. They did bring out the real presents, eventually.

I remember getting a LiteBrite and an Easy Bake Oven also.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:25 PM (4XwPj)

32
Erector Sets. Gilbert Chemistry Sets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 02:25 PM (dxSpM)

33 Super Toe!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 02:25 PM (Dm8we)

34 Battling Robots was fun.

I'm still convinced most parents could give their kids huge boxes, some art supplies and the kids will keep busy with that for weeks.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 02:26 PM (jvJvP)

35 My daughter wanted a Teddy Ruxpin, a teddy bear that "read" a story. The bear's mouth and eyes moved as it did. She was maybe four at the time, entranced watching the commericials. She was thrilled when she got one at Christmas--until it actually started reading to her. It scared her to death, she started crying, and we never spoke of it again.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 25, 2024 02:27 PM (izAv/)

36 Doof adopted "Ding-A-Ling" as the name for a body part earlier this week.

IIRC, it was to be prefaced with "cute".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)


You're thinking about my ding-a-ling on Christmas day? That's both flattering and creepy at the same time.

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 02:27 PM (BSDFI)

37 I want a lemon filled with rocks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

38 I didn't know they had the 6 million dollar man robot sasquatch. I had the rocket with steve austin.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (Y6IkP)

39 It’s been a Griswald level disaster so far

Shitter's full?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (mH6SG)

40 Circa 2000 some co workers said they were going to every place that sold toys, buying a large action figure of Tarzan which had "spear throwing action" spear included but not in Kung Fu grip like hand. Package had the action lever arranged so you could demonstrate. But since the arm was folded down, it looked like Tarzan was fapping. Hilarious collectable.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (2vTK0)

41 31 Loved Lite-Brite. I was so happy when I finally got one for Christmas.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

42 >>I had no idea ( and just learned this) that Chuck Berry had a father who was a deacon in the Baptist Church or that he only was married once for about 40 or more years.

Chuck was complicated like all of us. But a brilliant entertainer.

Broken toy as it were.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:29 PM (LkLld)

43 It’s been a Griswald level disaster so far

Shitter's full?
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 25, 2024 02:28 PM (mH6SG)

Family Truckster blew up?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 02:29 PM (VNX3d)

44 On that King Charles - Cadbury split:
As a bachelor on my own for the first time in Cambridge, MA - 1974-5, my typical evening meal was something that would heat up in a tiny toaster-oven while I watched Ch 56 - Star Trek or a Bruins game. This would be around 6 PM. In that hour I would eat a large Cadbury Milk Chocolate and drink a large glass of milk. Thus dessert first.
That Cadbury was imported from Ireland.
Early in 1975 the taste changed and I noticed it was now made in NJ. I don't remember who made it there but they screwed up the formula. I scoured the shops in Cambridge and Boston, with my future Mrs helping but eventually I ate all the imported stuff. It was never the same again except for the South African one which remained true.
I notice that Cadbury is now owned by 'others'. If accountants then I see why the loss of royal charter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of sweet tooth at December 25, 2024 02:29 PM (i0xsb)

45 Aside from Slinky's and Barbie and Easy Bake Oven and an hand made doll house, I don't recall much about other toys of my childhood. I think I was out a lot playing outside, going to the pond, trying to catch frogs, etc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 02:29 PM (MQJVv)

46 Handheld video games were a big deal when I was a kid. I didn't even watch football, but I played the hell out of my Mattel Football II with the little red lights. Then around 6th grade I got a Microvision player with interchangeable game cartridges. I remember Blockbuster and a Star Trek-themed shooting game.

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (yHP5w)

47 Erector Sets. Gilbert Chemistry Sets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 02:25 PM (dxSpM)

Yep. And Lionel Trains, every one of which still are part of my basement layout. Oldest one is from 1949, my third Christmas. Thanks Santa...er...mom and dad.

Posted by: the margins - now with a permanent smile at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (iODuv)

48 45 Fen, did your mandate also include weird bugs?

(Calvin and Hobbes reference)

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

49 I got a drum set when I was 5 or 6, which I promptly lost for 2 weeks after I woke everyone up at 4:30AM one Christmas morn....

Those were the days.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (Fg0Nr)

50 Off damned margins sock!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (iODuv)

51 Since drunken axe throwing at bars & clubs are ok,
can we bring back Jarts?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (E7mWg)

52 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (XTmTf)

53 The shitter being full and the truckster blowing up would be par for the course.

We leave for London tomorrow. We took the dogs to be boarded. Except the fucking place overbooked and there was no place for our dogs. Ultimately we got it settled…went to another place and got a chunk of money refunded…but it killed a bunch of time we didn’t have.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (mokJ5)

54 I was an easy child to shop for: legos and cash.

Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (aHqhe)

55 Oooh! One year we came out to find a ginormous box by the tree. A box the size of a washing machine. It was for all three of us. We lived in a small trailer at the time and that box took up most of the living room floor. We tore it open and found.... Sleeping bags! One for each of us! They were awesome.

We spent the rest of the day playing in the box.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (4XwPj)

56 Creepy Crawlers by Matel in the mid-60's. Iron molds, hot oven, plastic goop, noxious smells. It was awesome.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 02:33 PM (hoCmQ)

57 The vintage toy I will always want:
https://tinyurl.com/36xn8mnr

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 25, 2024 02:33 PM (1VvJB)

58 Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV

Not that I recall except catching fireflies. I used to enjoy that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 02:33 PM (MQJVv)

59 Loved Lite-Brite. I was so happy when I finally got one for Christmas.
Posted by: Bulg



Fist bump. Making the spiders and centipedes with the fishing lure plastic.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (E7mWg)

60 >>> Was anyone else into Micronauts? I had a crapload of those, and read all the comic books, and was really disappointed that the last Ant Man movie didn't feature them in the quantum world.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 25, 2024 02:10 PM (wdBxn)


I had the Micronauts. One of my favorites along with gijoe. The minotaur dude with magnets shot real projectiles that could hurt. I'm sure millions of eyes were put out so they were banned. Lots of shooty things.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (Y6IkP)

61 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (XTmTf)
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Hiya JT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

62 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.

Thank you, Ben Had.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (mH6SG)

63 TCR Racing. The first race set that was magnetic so you could switch lanes. But the cars always flew off the track.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (Dm8we)

64 Merry Christmas Ben Had!!!🎄🎁

Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2024 02:34 PM (7r9lR)

65 Lite-Brite.

Luxury. We got a book of matches.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:35 PM (2vTK0)

66 I remember being thrilled to get Tinker Toys...and a Mr. Potatohead. Back then Mr.Potatohead had a little pipe.

Christmas music was the (mentioned on the ONT) Firestone Christmas LP's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:35 PM (XeU6L)

67 Thanks, Ben Had.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 02:35 PM (hoCmQ)

68 We took the dogs to be boarded. Except the fucking place overbooked and there was no place for our dogs. Ultimately we got it settled…went to another place and got a chunk of money refunded…but it killed a bunch of time we didn’t have.
Posted by: BCochran1981

Sorry. You should have gotten every dime refunded and then some. Overbooking isn't your problem.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:36 PM (E7mWg)

69 My Christmas gift to California is I am running Governor when Newsome leaves office.........

You voted for me for POTUS, now you can vote for me to be your Governor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cackle..... Cackle......... Cackle......

Posted by: Kamal Harris at December 25, 2024 02:36 PM (l8kJx)

70 Not that I recall except catching fireflies. I used to enjoy that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 02:33 PM (MQJVv)

Wiffle ball bat and August evenings.

Until that sucker glowed...

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2024 02:36 PM (Fg0Nr)

71 The only toy I ever got that I was never allowed to open or use was the wood burning set. My mom figured I would accidently burn the house down. My mom had pretty good intuition.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2024 02:36 PM (Y6IkP)

72 Atari 2600. And later Intellivision.

I bought my young god-daughter a talking Barney doll one Christmas. It wasn't long before someone would activate him and she would just say "Shit up Barney!"

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 02:37 PM (jvJvP)

73 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.
Posted by: Ben Had


Yay! And Merry Christmas to you, Ben Had.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:37 PM (E7mWg)

74 lin-duh, Merry Christmas and thank you for the picture of your lovely chil--- young adults now.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:37 PM (XTmTf)

75 Lite-Brite.

Luxury. We got a book of matches.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
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Pfft. A small chunk of flint, and a rusty pocketknife.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

76 Present I miss the most? Daisey Red Ryder.

Yeah. No eyes shot out, but did get a buddy's ear.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:38 PM (E7mWg)

77 65 Lite-Brite.

Luxury. We got a book of matches.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:35 PM (2vTK0)

You got the whole book?

Luxury...

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2024 02:39 PM (Fg0Nr)

78 Lite-Brite.

Luxury. We got a book of matches.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
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Pfft. A small chunk of flint, and a rusty pocketknife.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

----

Flame decals.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 25, 2024 02:39 PM (1VvJB)

79 I remember getting a Verti-Bird that was integrated into a styrofoam coast guard cutter. Must have been the Big Gift that year, one of my Uncles loved playing with it.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at December 25, 2024 02:39 PM (L1omb)

80 My favorite was Hot Wheels.

I believe I had over fifty cars and the track to race them.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 02:40 PM (0rdRL)

81 Not sure my favorite but at least whish I still had them was Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 02:41 PM (fwDg9)

82 Stevens Model 311 12 ga double barrel. Christmas before my 12th birthday.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 02:41 PM (LHPAg)

83 Remarkably the football game on Netflix hasn't crashed. I wonder how much Netflix spent on computer hardware since the last time it streamed a game.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 02:42 PM (Q8Bj8)

84 I miss my cap guns.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:42 PM (XTmTf)

85 My favorite toys were probably hot wheels and the plastic race car tracks. That's what I remember playing the most with when little. Then classic car or airplane plastic model kits for some years, then I got a C64 and I fully transitioned into a nerd.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2024 02:42 PM (Y6IkP)

86 The visible V8 engine. Whet my appetite for engineering. When I finally put the two D cell batteries in it and the Vaseline lubricated pistons started to move and the lights came on for the spark plugs I was hooked. I remember being mesmerized by the valve train.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2024 02:43 PM (dg+HA)

87 Furbies are still in the toy aisle. Along with yappy motion activated toy dogs.

Then there's the customers with their emotional support yappy tiny dogs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2024 02:44 PM (4pGuH)

88 I got a BB gun for my birthday one year. Dad took it away for awhile after the BB gun battle in the woods behind the house. I shot a friend of Thing One in the hat. I was aiming for his nose but he ducked very quickly. Dad was very not pleased because he had told us quite sternly and often not to shoot at other people. All three of us lost access to the BB guns for a few months.
Pappymayhem didn't play.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:45 PM (4XwPj)

89 My Dad gave me a B-B Gun one year for Christmas. And you know what, I did not murder anyone or try to shoot the neighbor's dog.

Times were more rational back them and we did not have all these medications for every problem you had as a child. Got beat up by the bully, you lived with it and the neighbor's parents were not sued for a million dollars and the government did not to show up to throw the neighbors in jail for some social justice BS Crime.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 02:45 PM (0rdRL)

90 I remember Stretch Armstrong , my buddy had one and he got Stretch’s head stuck in a branch so he hung on it and his neck stretched out like 12 inches and wouldn’t go back. One of the funniest things I ever saw!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 02:45 PM (7MHHr)

91 13 Don't play with your food.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:11 PM (2vTK0)


One exception.

Posted by: Kamala! at December 25, 2024 02:47 PM (smiC4)

92 Stevens Model 311 12 ga double barrel. Christmas before my 12th birthday.
Posted by: Eromero
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Remington Model 511, Christmas when I was 10 yrs. old.

My dad retained possession of the bolt for 2 years, until he was convinced by weekend shooting that my demonstrated handling and judgement were responsible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:47 PM (XeU6L)

93 My brothers had the race track with the orange plastic tracks.

Those damned things hurt when Mom was pissed and grabbed the closest thing at hand to whack your butt or legs!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:48 PM (4XwPj)

94 86 The visible V8 engine. Whet my appetite for engineering. When I finally put the two D cell batteries in it and the Vaseline lubricated pistons started to move and the lights came on for the spark plugs I was hooked. I remember being mesmerized by the valve train.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2024 02:43 PM (dg+HA)
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LOL
I wrote a simulation in MC6809 Assembler for a green CT-64 SWTc 9" terminal using block graphics. It was cool to watch.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of nerds at December 25, 2024 02:49 PM (i0xsb)

95 Merry Christmas Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 02:50 PM (LkLld)

96 Had a Puff Basketball Hoop in my bedroom. Loved the Sixers and Dr J and pretend to be Dr. J and Slam Dunk with the Puff Basketball hoop.

Today I would be sent to anger management and be put on Ritalin

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 02:50 PM (0rdRL)

97 I think I was 13 when I received a Fox Model B side-by-side, 20 Ga., 26 inch barrels, improved and modified. Nice bird gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

98 Bag O' Glass. Packaging what the kids want.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway, Pres. Of Mainway Toys at December 25, 2024 02:50 PM (R/m4+)

99 The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

Posted by: I Stand with No One at December 25, 2024 02:51 PM (1tjz1)

100 Maybe the best ever present was a full-sized Schwinn bicycle. Suddenly, the world was my oyster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

101 Wasn't action man a TV show?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2024 02:53 PM (HsOwE)

102 JackStraw, a very Merry Christmas to you and Elvis.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:53 PM (XTmTf)

103 I miss my cap guns.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:42
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PSA. Do not hide caps from your brother in the floor lamp. Got my hide tanned over that one.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 02:54 PM (hoCmQ)

104
27 There are no good toys in PMIA prison, but you do get PMIA, so there's that.
Posted by: Sean Diddy Combs at December 25, 2024 02:21 PM (paSBy)

Well, YOU are toy in Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2024 02:54 PM (HsOwE)

105 LOL
I wrote a simulation in MC6809 Assembler for a green CT-64 SWTc 9" terminal using block graphics. It was cool to watch.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Was that using one of the Southwest Tech computers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:54 PM (XeU6L)

106 One year we got the proverbial pony.
Rein was under the tree. Shetland in the walkout basement.
Meanest little shit that ever was. I'm sure Pop got him at a good discount.

Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (cPGH3)

107 We are mixing dressing, can't stuff a ham you know.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (LHPAg)

108 I miss my cap guns.
Posted by: Ben Had
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I still have mine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (XeU6L)

109 Anybody else remember these little "monster trucks" that had little foam rubber tires and ran on a single AA battery? We'd take them to school and make little obstacle courses for them out of pencils, books, etc. They were all the rage for about 3 months, and then something like the Rubik's Cube came along and distracted us.

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2024 02:56 PM (yHP5w)

110 We did early Christmas morning with the kids today. The girl spawn won the best gift given sweepstakes. She did a drawing for her brother and his lady of their first dance at their wedding. Knocked out in a couple of hours in the wee hours of last night. It is beautiful and perfectly accurate.

That girl is a helluva good artist.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (4XwPj)

111 107 We are mixing dressing, can't stuff a ham you know.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (LHPAg)

Honestly, the biggest downside to ham as a holiday meal. If you cannot stuff it with oyster-sausage cornbread dressing, what is the point?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (HsOwE)

112 can't stuff a ham you know.
Posted by: Eromero
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If there's a will, there's a way.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (hoCmQ)

113 Maybe the best ever present was a full-sized Schwinn bicycle. Suddenly, the world was my oyster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Also, I didn't have to walk to school anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (XeU6L)

114 My first bicycle coincidentally was a snow storm year, remember riding around massive snow piles

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (fwDg9)

115 What were those round toys you sat in, and had 2 big hand-cranked wheels?
We had two younger sisters that got a pair one Christmas, and we older boys wore them out.

Posted by: MkY at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (cPGH3)

116 105 LOL
I wrote a simulation in MC6809 Assembler for a green CT-64 SWTc 9" terminal using block graphics. It was cool to watch.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Was that using one of the Southwest Tech computers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:54 PM (XeU6L)
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We had one of those. I did better when I changed jobs and had them get me a Gimix 6809. The SWTc terminal came with it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of nerds at December 25, 2024 02:58 PM (i0xsb)

117 Kids needs Happy Fun Ball again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 02:58 PM (aXxgO)

118 Merry Christmas to all the Horde and those whom they love!! ❤️

Posted by: The man from Athens at December 25, 2024 02:58 PM (3YGdZ)

119 Merry Christmas to you all!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 25, 2024 02:58 PM (4XwPj)

120 We are mixing dressing, can't stuff a ham you know.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (LHPAg)

Wanna bet? Woooowooo!!

Posted by: P. Pig at December 25, 2024 02:58 PM (iODuv)

121 >>>> I miss my cap guns.
Posted by: Ben Had
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I still have mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:55 PM (XeU6L)
*******
I found mine, I don’t know how, but it’s now displayed my bookshelf.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 25, 2024 02:59 PM (XsuFr)

122 We had one of those. I did better when I changed jobs and had them get me a Gimix 6809. The SWTc terminal came with it.
Posted by: Ciampino
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I recall that SWT had a couple of 6809 based...was there a 'Tiger'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

123 Never punch happy fun Stretch Armstrong.

Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2024 03:00 PM (iziT8)

124 Lincoln Logs were OK; LEGO was better, before the extra-super customized kits where almost every part is unique.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 03:01 PM (aXxgO)

125 Anybody else remember these little "monster trucks" that had little foam rubber tires and ran on a single AA battery? We'd take them to school and make little obstacle courses for them out of pencils, books, etc. They were all the rage for about 3 months, and then something like the Rubik's Cube came along and distracted us.
Posted by: PabloD


Stompers!

I had some of those. Not anymore. Still have my Rubik's Cube, though.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 03:01 PM (DgGvY)

126 My brother put together a big box. Open the box and there's note. "It's not a carburetor. It's not a phone book. It's not used oil filter"

First I find a carburetor, then the phone book and then the oil filter.

At the bottom was a boatload of caps. Rolled caps.

Mom had bought me a cap rifle. It was great.

The poor crap metal on the rifle failed before Christmas day was over.

But it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 25, 2024 03:02 PM (ZmEVT)

127 If a tree falls in the woods and Mrs. Athens does not hear it is it my fault?

Posted by: The man from Athens at December 25, 2024 03:03 PM (jxVvT)

128 "Stompers!"

Ho Lee Fuk, I can't believe you remembered the name - but I googled it and, yep, those are the ones we had.

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2024 03:04 PM (yHP5w)

129 BiL got my wife a penis shaped charcuterie board. She got him a candle saying "Light when (BiL) farts." I'd say they're even.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:04 PM (hoCmQ)

130 Tonka trucks. Man those were awesome. Hunks of real metal with potentially sharp edges moving dirt, rocks, and sticks. We loved the smell of tetanus in the morning.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 03:04 PM (aXxgO)

131 Honestly, the biggest downside to ham as a holiday meal. If you cannot stuff it with oyster-sausage cornbread dressing, what is the point?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2024 02:57 PM (HsOwE)
We're making oyster dressing and regular cornbread dressing. Mashed potatoes, giblet gravy, and cranberry sauce. And pecan pie. And perhaps whiskey.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 03:04 PM (LHPAg)

132 >>>>>If a tree falls in the woods and Mrs. Athens does not hear it is it my fault?
Posted by: The man from Athens at December 25, 2024 03:03 PM (jxVvT)
******
Silly rabbit, of course it is. Pay attention.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 25, 2024 03:05 PM (XsuFr)

133 Best toy ever was Lawn Jarts…

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:08 PM (PCK5/)

134 If a tree falls in the woods and Mrs. Athens does not hear it is it my fault?
Posted by: The man from Athens
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Yes. You should've gotten her those new Apple ear buds featured in that nice tear-jerking commercial of theirs.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:08 PM (hoCmQ)

135 Tonka trucks. Man those were awesome. Hunks of real metal with potentially sharp edges moving dirt, rocks, and sticks. We loved the smell of tetanus in the morning.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 03:04 PM (aXxgO)


Didn't get many toys as a kid but I do remember the Tonka truck. Used it to haul the cat lumps out of the sand box.
Seriously. I was a little kid. What did I know?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 03:08 PM (W/lyH)

136 olddog, hahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:09 PM (XTmTf)

137 122
We started with their 6800 SS-50 board. After about 6 months they came out with a 6809 SS-50 board so we swapped that in. I got offered a job at another campus and that's where I got myself a Gimix 6809, also SS-50. Gimix changed name to GMX later.
Ran FLEX OS as single-user or UNIFLEX for multi-user. Later Microware Corp. came out with OS/9 which was a very nice OS. This would also run on the Tandy Color Computer (CoCo).
Still around in embedded systems as it was ported to other processors.
What's your familiarity with SWTc?

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of nerds at December 25, 2024 03:09 PM (i0xsb)

138 Sit 'n Spin.
Hippity Hop.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 03:09 PM (Dm8we)

139
Leftover hamhock and bean soup for lunch. Food that tastes better for having sat and reheated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:10 PM (dxSpM)

140 Ahhh. Christmas is not complete until I've had to dig through the garbage looking for the one missing gift card.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 03:10 PM (W/lyH)

141 Heartstring pulling Apple ear bud commercial.

https://youtu.be/EvnJhwIwqds?si=0T4bDq5kcWv-ihSt

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:10 PM (hoCmQ)

142 141 Heartstring pulling Apple ear bud commercial.

https://youtu.be/EvnJhwIwqds?si=0T4bDq5kcWv-ihSt
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:10 PM (hoCmQ)

That is a great commercial..

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

143 One year my Dad aka "Santa" bought me a Remington black and chrome .22LR with a scope. Unless we were out plinking, with or without camping involved, it was chained to a gun rack that was placed high on the wall over the stairway to basement. The logistics of getting a ladder setup on that stairway was sufficiently terrifying to dissuade my ill formed tween brain from ever attempting that. Plus, by then, I had developed a healthy relationship with firearms and understood it was best left alone until the next time we went plinking. Society truly was different then.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:11 PM (Q8Bj8)

144 If I gotten a pony I might have become a nuclear physicist instead of a horse trainer.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:12 PM (XTmTf)

145 Diogenes: "Didn't get many toys as a kid but I do remember the Tonka truck. Used it to haul the cat lumps out of the sand box..."

Thank goodness you didn't get Litter Critters.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (aXxgO)

146 Dad gave me my first gun when I was eleven. I was totally capable of using it responsibly.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

147 I had some of those. Not anymore. Still have my Rubik's Cube, though.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 03:01 PM (DgGvY)

They have 4 x 4 and 5 x 5 Rubik's cubes. Cool.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (jvJvP)

148
Got a $125 Amazon gift card from the search firm I do work for. Spent, at her request, $85 on a 25-foot heated RV water hose for Her Majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (dxSpM)

149 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (XTmTf)

Thank you for that good news, Ben Had.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (8zz6B)

150 149 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (XTmTf)

Thank you for that good news, Ben Had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 03:13 PM (8zz6B)

Have no idea what is wrong with but hope he recovers.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:15 PM (PCK5/)

151 Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 03:10 PM (W

Sorry. It did make me laugh though and I can relate

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 03:15 PM (JvXtq)

152
Happy that JT got remembered on this here fine day. Thank you, Ben Had.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:15 PM (dxSpM)

153 Departed comrades… Bander, Vic, and not so recent Chavez…

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (PCK5/)

154 Merry Christmas everyone.

I still cherish the Christmas I got, not one but TWO bricks.
Man those bricks went with me everywhere.

Posted by: Reforger at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (xcIvR)

155 Chevrolet 2023, A Holiday to Remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDzXb6pRv_I

5.5 mins

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (hoCmQ)

156 tubal, that is his information to share. Hopefully we should have him with blog access right after the new year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (XTmTf)

157 If I gotten a pony I might have become a nuclear physicist instead of a horse trainer.
Posted by: Ben Had

That is great. I have known a few ex-farmer's kids who concluded, after getting run over by pigs, kicked by a cow, and mucking out barns, that anything had to be better. Life's twists and turns and how they play out are special mysteries.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (Q8Bj8)

158 Merry Christmas everyone.

I still cherish the Christmas I got, not one but TWO bricks.
Man those bricks went with me everywhere.
Posted by: Reforger at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (xcIvR)

I got a rock. -- Charlie Brown

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (VNX3d)

159 >>Ahhh. Christmas is not complete until I've had to dig through the garbage looking for the one missing gift card.

My dad used to love pranking me on Christmas by hiding the best gift. After the socks and underwear and other assorted whatever presents he would wait until I was thankful but clearly disappointed and then spring the real present on me. He'd ask me to go to the garage of the basement to get him something that he lost and there is was.

My dad was the best. I'd give back all presents to have him around for another day.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (LkLld)

160 Yes, thanks, Ben Had. That was kind of your to arrange that I hope to see him back on the board before too long with his humor and birdbath status updates.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (JvXtq)

161 156 tubal, that is his information to share. Hopefully we should have him with blog access right after the new year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (XTmTf)

Oh absolutely BH… just miss his birdbath status reports….

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

162 Got a $125 Amazon gift card from the search firm I do work for. Spent, at her request, $85 on a 25-foot heated RV water hose for Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

For a serf, you have a pretty good life.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:19 PM (Q8Bj8)

163 My dad was the best. I'd give back all presents to have him around for another day.
Posted by: JackStraw

You and me both.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 03:19 PM (u82oZ)

164 tubal, that is his information to share. Hopefully we should have him with blog access right after the new year.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:17 PM (XTmTf)

Oh absolutely BH… just miss his birdbath status reports….
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

Here's hoping he has a birdbath - or at least a bird feeder - where he can see it where he is.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 03:20 PM (VNX3d)

165 Another great thing I got for Christmas back in the 1960's was... Rockem Sockem Robot Boxing Ring.

It was great Toy....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 03:20 PM (FDlb9)

166 Please, I thank all of you for keeping JT in your thoughts along with your prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:21 PM (XTmTf)

167 One of my favorite toys were Jarts. Had some awesome ballistics wars with those.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 03:21 PM (einT5)

168 Hot Wheels were great, too. Are they still around? They should be. We'd run two power houses in series and take up most of the living room floor with track. We ran the heck out of those things. Impressive it could take such abuse.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 25, 2024 03:22 PM (aXxgO)

169 My dad was the best. I'd give back all presents to have him around for another day.
Posted by: JackStraw

You and me both.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2024 03:19 PM (u82oZ)

I'd be happy just to have another conversation or two with mine. Or even just his advice on occasion.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 03:22 PM (VNX3d)

170 167 One of my favorite toys were Jarts. Had some awesome ballistics wars with those.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 03:21 PM (einT5)

Yeeeeessssss…. playing catch on either side of the house… good times good times..

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:22 PM (PCK5/)

171 144 If I gotten a pony I might have become a nuclear physicist instead of a horse trainer.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:12 PM (XTmTf)
----
It could have put a glow in your cheeks ..... just saying.

Say did you know that Rudolph got his glowing nose from working in the Glow-in-the-Dark/Radium section of Santa's Workshop?

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of nerds at December 25, 2024 03:23 PM (i0xsb)

172 Also remember the Electric Football game where the Metal Field would vibrate, and the players would move as a result.

You could also have the QB throw a pass with the small football.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 03:23 PM (FDlb9)

173 I have a watch with glow in the dark numerals… what do they use now??

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:24 PM (PCK5/)

174 Thank you for letting me know it will really make a difference for me

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 03:24 PM (7MHHr)

175 If a tree falls in a forest, does a Chihuahua 500 miles away bark?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 03:25 PM (VNX3d)

176 One of my favorite kid toys was the Creepy Crawler thing that allowed children to learn the difference between 1st and 2nd degree burns. I still hold suspicions that my parents were not oblivious to this in spite of them acting completely oblivious to this.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:25 PM (Q8Bj8)

177 Tonka trucks. Man those were awesome. Hunks of real metal with potentially sharp edges moving dirt, rocks, and sticks. We loved the smell of tetanus in the morning.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


Heh, I still have the scar from where they cut my thumb open to stop the blood poisoning, after excavating a particularly poor location with my Tonkas.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 03:25 PM (einT5)

178 Merry Christmas again Hordelings!🎄

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 03:26 PM (BSDFI)

179
If I gotten a pony I might have become a nuclear physicist instead of a horse trainer.

_______

Saw a funny cartoon. In the first frame, a little girl in a riding outfit sitting on a huge draft horse who's standing sedately. In the second frame, the same little girl is getting bucked off a pony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:26 PM (dxSpM)

180 Afternoon, ever' body.

I can recall what I received for Christmas every year from the time I was seven until I was thirteen. After that, the specifics are all gone. I mean, I know Mom gave me a labelmaker one year when I was in college (when I would rather have had a fifth of Jim Beam), but I don't recall the exact year. One of my wives, prob. No. 2, gave me a blue-green(ish) Harris Tweed jacket that I no longer have, but I don't recall what year. Et cetera.

When I was twelve, there was the AMT 1/12 scale 1937 Cord roadster model kit; and the next year, the 1/8 scale Monogram Jaguar XKE 2 + 2 model. Which I built using Revell cement. The stuff held up; Mom still had the finished model in a closet twenty years later when she passed away, and only the little chromed door handles had fallen off.

At thirteen, too, I got my first real watch, a Timex electric dress watch. $40 back then was some coin. It was the first watch I'd ever seen with the jerking motion of the second hand. Quartzes do it now, but this was an electric with an easily replaceable battery. Wore it for years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:26 PM (omVj0)

181 I had an AMF Roadmaster well before Christmas, regular seat and handlebars. I got goose neck handle bars (not called ape hangers then) and a banana seat. They went right on. My friends called it a "Stink Ray." I still let them ride it.
Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 03:27 PM (QSrLX)

182 I have a watch with glow in the dark numerals… what do they use now?? Posted by: tubal

That is how I learned about radiation. USA!
---

Also remember the Electric Football game where the Metal Field would vibrate, and the players would move as a result. You could also have the QB throw a pass with the small football. Posted by: Ferd Berfall

We had one of those. My experience with it formed my thinking about how cats behave.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:27 PM (Q8Bj8)

183 180
At thirteen, too, I got my first real watch, a Timex electric dress watch. $40 back then was some coin. It was the first watch I'd ever seen with the jerking motion of the second hand. Quartzes do it now, but this was an electric with an easily replaceable battery. Wore it for years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:26 PM (omVj0)

Timex FTW… love my Timex Expedition.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:28 PM (PCK5/)

184 Hadrian, that is so true. I never recommend a pony for a child.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:28 PM (XTmTf)

185 lol 174 was supposed to be a text to a friend

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 03:28 PM (7MHHr)

186 Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns.

Man from UNCLE guns.


I had a one track wish list.

Posted by: Archer at December 25, 2024 03:28 PM (IDphi)

187 150 149 I just talked to JT and sent him all your Christmas greetings. He wishes you all a very Merry Christmas and thanks for thinking of him.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM (XTmTf)

Thanks, Ben Had. Is he still in the facility, or has he been able to go home?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 03:29 PM (OX9vb)

188 Loved slot cars…

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2024 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

189 Later Microware Corp. came out with OS/9 which was a very nice OS.
------

I have a very nice OS/9 coffee cup.

My association with Soutwest Tech was vicarious. Hanging out with Purdue students who were interested in everything.

My first PC was one of these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exidy_Sorcerer

Had very nice graphic ability.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 03:29 PM (XeU6L)

190 51 Since drunken axe throwing at bars & clubs are ok,
can we bring back Jarts?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 02:32 PM
***
Well said.

Merry Christmas Morons!

Posted by: TRex at December 25, 2024 03:29 PM (9tvFd)

191 I had all those Farrah Fawcett Posters and they all Mysteriously disappeared when I got married????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 03:30 PM (FDlb9)

192 Dash, he is still in the facility.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2024 03:30 PM (XTmTf)

193 Toy guns stereo awesome in the 70s

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

194 Off to eat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 03:30 PM (XeU6L)

195 I have a watch with glow in the dark numerals… what do they use now??
Posted by: tubal


If it glows after it's been in your nightstand drawer for a week, it's still radium or tritium or some other radioisotope dumping energy into a phosphorescent chemical.

If it's only good for minutes or maybe a couple hours after the lights go out, it's just the phosphorescent stuff, which soaks up light energy and releases it again slowly.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 03:31 PM (DgGvY)

196 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 25, 2024 03:32 PM (e00aV)

197 I see Hot Wheels sold at grocery store

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

198 Saw a funny cartoon. In the first frame, a little girl in a riding outfit sitting on a huge draft horse who's standing sedately. In the second frame, the same little girl is getting bucked off a pony.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 03:26 PM (dxSpM)

We had a couple of little Shetland ponies for a while. My cousin Becky, a city girl, loved visiting us and was always up for an adventure. She'd get on one of those and it would throw her just as fast. She'd get right back on. We had so much fun.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2024 03:33 PM (OX9vb)

199 Also had a Chemistry Set and you could go down to the Woolworth and by chemicals in a bottle. Bought Potassium Nitrate, Sulfur, and crushed charcoal to make my own gun powder. I did not grow up to be the Unabomber and a Leftwing Anti-Vietnam Protester freak either.

And I did not make any bombs and anything dangerous other than to myself trough the old fashion learning process. Imagine that???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 25, 2024 03:34 PM (FDlb9)

200 Hadrian, that is so true. I never recommend a pony for a child. Posted by: Ben Had

It's not like we weren't warned.

https://youtu.be/W6ZlwezKaqg

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 03:35 PM (Q8Bj8)

201 Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns.

Man from UNCLE guns.


I had a one track wish list.
Posted by: Archer at December 25, 2024


***
I had one of the former (looked like a Colt 1911, right?) and two different sets of the latter. Ideal issued a simple "Napoleon Solo Gun," the cap pistol itself, with U.N.C.L.E. ID card and pics of Robert Vaughn in character ont he box.
Also the complete Special, with a scope, shoulder stock, and barrel extension. No magazine extension, but then the gun itself, disappointingly, did not look like a Walther P-38 anyway.

Earlier, during my Westerns phase, I'd had several Mattel versions of the Colt Single Action Army w/ plastic grips painted like carved bone and with the two part bullets that worked just like the real thing. A cap on the flat base banged as the hammer came down, and the plastic "bullet" left the brass cartridge and flew out the barrel. Of course we lost the plastic bullets early, but the guns still loaded and fired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2024 03:36 PM (omVj0)

202 Only a few minutes to go on Queens College Ancient Music choir edition of Handel's Messiah, 2 hours and 18 minutes long, expecting some of the orchestra to collapse

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

203 83 Remarkably the football game on Netflix hasn't crashed. I wonder how much Netflix spent on computer hardware since the last time it streamed a game.

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at December 25, 2024 03:40 PM (IKg+A)

204 My dad was the best. I'd give back all presents to have him around for another day.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 03:18 PM (LkLld)

This will be our fifth year without him. It's just not the same.
He was the kind of guy who, like when one of the Nephews or someone was bringing a friend would send me out to get them presents. Nobody ever showed up and walked out empty handed.
Or hungry. He and I were the behind the curtain guys who made it work. Now it's just me and I'm a failure as the patriarch.

Now I'm tearing up. I should be better but I'm not.

Posted by: Reforger at December 25, 2024 03:44 PM (xcIvR)

205 I also got my first wristwatch at 13. Wind-up, Radium hands and numerals. Wore it for 32 years till it stopped. By then I had my Dad's watch so it wasn't worth fixing. That Ra? I have a band on my wrist that has very little pigment and won't tan. I'm surprised I haven't developed any sort of skin cancer there.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of glow at December 25, 2024 03:44 PM (i0xsb)

206 >>Now it's just me and I'm a failure as the patriarch.

Your dad sounds like mine. And I doubt you're a failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)

207 Fortunate indeed was the boy who's father was an engineer. They had a feel for what would be interesting to a kid, and might steer him towards an understanding of how things work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

Dog Christmas Open Thread

Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good boy!

Here's a behind-the-scenes short about filming the dogs choosing their toys.


Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM




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1 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (+HzbQ)

2 Calling the Corgis!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (VNX3d)

3 Hope Santa was good to you, Ace!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (+HzbQ)

4 Merry Christmas everyone.

The dog Ralphy just had sardines put into his food.

The cats Snowflake and Trumpy have their tuna fish.

They're all happy.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (jvJvP)

5 Woof, Woof!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (WXNFJ)

6 What, no dogs barking Jingle Bells?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 12:47 PM (63Dwl)

7 All bark, no bite.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2024 12:48 PM (Q4IgG)

8 Mery Christmas Ace

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:49 PM (fwDg9)

9 Bertram that reminds me, haven't seen the video with the people from BR Coffee playing Christmas songs with ARs on metal plates. Yeah those guys sort of stumbled and tarnished their rep but those videos were classic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 12:49 PM (1m82a)

10 Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 12:51 PM (JmdRC)

11 Nuts!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 25, 2024 12:51 PM (wDJaI)

12 A couple of days ago we had a great article on India's caste system and other facets:
India: More than 4,800 people arrested for child marriages

https://t.co/N1LHvo9E5t

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente carne di vacca at December 25, 2024 12:52 PM (i0xsb)

13
After every win, Her Majesty would take Lacey by the vendors stands so she could pick out a treat for herself. She would carry it back to the setup shining with happiness and pride.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 12:52 PM (dxSpM)

14 We object to the white dogcemacy being on display here

Posted by: The Cats at December 25, 2024 12:53 PM (sMwSS)

15
We object to the white dogcemacy being on display here
Posted by: The Cats at December 25, 2024 12:53 PM (sMwSS)

_______

That's what you get for not sucking up to us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 12:55 PM (dxSpM)

16 Ok, I need to get cracking on the baked brie and puff pastry.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:56 PM (WXNFJ)

17 That wild dog rescue made the room very misty for some reason. God bless the people who made their rescue and adoption possible. Merry Christmas to them all.....and the doggies.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2024 12:56 PM (iODuv)

18 We have our three dogs, my sons two dogs and my daughters Great Dane here today. 7 adults three grandkids and 6 dogs….

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2024 12:57 PM (3Ope8)

19 Bill Mahar wishes you a Merry Christmas:

https://tinyurl.com/kzesy6vh

Do I need to say it's not safe for work? You shouldn't be working today anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:01 PM (0Wq3v)

20 I don't have any doggos to offer, but here is a lovely Christmas album from 1962 (Philadelphia Orchestra). This is the Christmas soundtrack of my childhood.

https://tinyurl.com/46y552yk

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2024 01:01 PM (w6EFb)

21 Catz Rul Dogs Drool!

We cn haz our rites!

Posted by: The Cats at December 25, 2024 01:02 PM (RIvkX)

22 Merry Christmas, Ace, Cobs, and Hordelings. Blessings to all.

Posted by: fly gal at December 25, 2024 01:02 PM (6CtMt)

23 giving toys to cats is no fun. They ignore the toys and instead decide that your personal items are toys.

Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 01:02 PM (KRtlO)

24
Who has the cats "singing" Christmas carols links?

Who has the dogs "singing" Christmas carols links?

C'mon -- out with them!

My sister may have forgiven me for sending her a CD of cats "singing" Christmas carols about a dozen years ago.

It was HER negligence that let her nieces get hold of it and then play it ceaselessly at the family gathering to which she and my BiL went.

I LOLed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2024 01:03 PM (xG4kz)

25 23 giving toys to cats is no fun. They ignore the toys and instead decide that your personal items are toys.
Posted by: ace

Merry Christmas, ace!

Cats prefer the box and the ribbon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 01:04 PM (7U1Wr)

26 Merry Christmas, Ace!

Thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 01:04 PM (cY18j)

27
I don't have any doggos to offer, but here is a lovely Christmas album from 1962 (Philadelphia Orchestra). This is the Christmas soundtrack of my childhood.

_______

Snobs sneer at Ormandy for making albums like that, but it made an incredible amount of money for Columbia and the Philadelphia Orchestra. I don't think it's ever been out of print.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 01:05 PM (dxSpM)

28 ❤️❤️❤️

Posted by: RebeccaH at December 25, 2024 01:07 PM (Nvors)

29 Who has the cats "singing" Christmas carols links?
Who has the dogs "singing" Christmas carols links?

Haitians?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 01:07 PM (vZbEn)

30 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to Ace and the Horde.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 25, 2024 01:08 PM (yifnd)

31 20 I don't have any doggos to offer, but here is a lovely Christmas album from 1962 (Philadelphia Orchestra). This is the Christmas soundtrack of my childhood.

https://tinyurl.com/46y552yk
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2024 01:01 PM (w6EFb)

Some here were saying that all our Christmas songs were from the 30’s and 40’s - no. Look at the playlist on that album , THOSE are the truly classic Christmas songs!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 01:09 PM (7MHHr)

32 Give the toy to dog, the wrappings to the cat, they will love it

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 01:09 PM (fwDg9)

33 🦜🦜🦜

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 01:09 PM (vZbEn)

34 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2024 01:09 PM (Zso0h)

35
Our gifts' exchanges with immediate family have been postponed for about a week. Son came down with the coof, so no visiting.

Instead I renewed gKids and my registrations with the scouts and also renewed the registration for our boat trailer. All on-line, of course.

We are headed to the dinner gathering at the missus' brother's domicile in about one hour.

Merry Christmas to all us garbage-y moron mutts!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2024 01:11 PM (xG4kz)

36 Merry Christmas, Ace! Its your blog

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 01:12 PM (QSrLX)

37

Firestone Christmas albums on Youtube

https://t.ly/ZOOoU



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

38 King Charles does not renew Cadbury's Royal Charter and going with the great standards of journalism we are privileged to enjoy, the f*^&ing reporter didn't bribe/cajole/threaten anyone for at least a stab at the reason!!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/4yrjk4w4

Posted by: Ciampino - regressive journalism at December 25, 2024 01:14 PM (i0xsb)

39 giving toys to cats is no fun. They ignore the toys and instead decide that your personal items are toys.
Posted by: ace
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Cat is going to town on her new toy mouse. And the catnip hasn't been added yet.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2024 01:14 PM (hoCmQ)

40 Wife got our dog one of those toys with the battery operated ball inside that moves it around. Tore a piece off within five minutes. This is why he can't have nice things.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 25, 2024 01:15 PM (Dm8we)

41 We object to the white dogcemacy being on display here
Posted by: The Cats at December 25, 2024 12:53 PM


Be patient. We're coming for you, as well.

Posted by: Big Penguin at December 25, 2024 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)

42
I shall forego wearing my "This Year Instead Of Gifts, I'm Giving Everyone My Opinion" shirt to the familial gathering.

The anti-PDJT faction of the relatives here -- and that is just about everyone except for the missus and me -- have been extremely quiet about anything political ever since Election Day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2024 01:17 PM (xG4kz)

43 Ok, I need to get cracking on the baked brie and puff pastry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:56 PM (WXNFJ)

—————

*Looks at Tonypete*

*Looks at USB port*

*Looks at Tonypete*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 01:17 PM (u73oe)

44 Showing my age but...

Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians did an album "The Story of Christmas". It's partly narrated along with carols telling the story.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 25, 2024 01:17 PM (izAv/)

45 Merry Christmas, Ace. Thanks for creating the greatest place on the webz!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 01:18 PM (BSDFI)

46 Merry Christmas to the daywalking side of the Horde!

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 01:18 PM (DgGvY)

47 Catnip was like crack to our cats

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 01:18 PM (fwDg9)

48
King Charles does not renew Cadbury's Royal Charter


Man, oh man, what a huge step down in character and quality King Tampon the Saturated has been in comparison with his mother.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2024 01:19 PM (xG4kz)

49 Speaking of good dogs, check this out:
https://is.gd/3fIg6A
And if you like Sarah Hoyt, please give to her winter fundraising (no connection, I just like her writing - see above - and her blog).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 25, 2024 01:19 PM (UXLc2)

50 Something for the doggo's: Lassie Christmas episodes.

https://youtu.be/glGnmgnYAho

https://youtu.be/BEfT2CVnI7U

Apologies to the felines. Apparently you are so difficult to work with that you never got your own TV series. You still have time fix this a New Year's resolution. Just saying.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 01:19 PM (Q8Bj8)

51 Imma wait for the ibuprofen to kick in before I try to stand up again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 01:20 PM (RIvkX)

52 Elvis and I just got back from the park. There were so many dogs, so many. Not sure which of us had the better time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 01:20 PM (LkLld)

53 The cocoa has been added to the chili and it is simmering!

Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 01:22 PM (pZEOD)

54 Happy ending story of kitten and Xmas trees

https://tinyurl.com/bdd2xsrm

Posted by: Ciampino - regression, see regression at December 25, 2024 01:22 PM (i0xsb)

55 Had some boozy coffee a little while ago. Carolans Irish Cream is amazing! First time trying it. Where has that been all my life?!?

Sipping some Makers Mark Private Selection now. My boys are with me today. Playing Mario Kart and watching football. Not a bad way to spend Christmas!

Posted by: Doof at December 25, 2024 01:22 PM (BSDFI)

56 One of the dogs in the first video, a white boxer, looked like my niece-dog, Carina, who crossed the rainbow bridge earlier this year. She was a special dog.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2024 01:24 PM (FEVMW)

57 Merry Christmas Ace and everyone!

Posted by: Bach in Black at December 25, 2024 01:25 PM (+oqUV)

58 The cocoa has been added to the chili and it is simmering!
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 01:22 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Shredded Carrots at December 25, 2024 01:25 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Merry Christmas ace!

And you already know, dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 01:26 PM (1m82a)

60 Merry Christmas to all the Cobs, even the so-called Retired Ones. Thank you all for the interesting columns that I know require a lot of digging and work to prepare.
Ace, a special salute to you for making this possible.

Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Redundancy Department at December 25, 2024 01:28 PM (i0xsb)

61 Firestone Christmas albums on Youtube

https://t.ly/ZOOoU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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I have one or two of the LP's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2024 01:28 PM (XeU6L)

62 Piper you should use a Mexican chocolate for that, given your history. As you know it's basically the same as cocoa (commercial versions) but with some vanilla and/or almond. I put some Ibarra in my veggie chili I make for my crew on range days and it really makes a difference. The porter beer helps too.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 01:29 PM (1m82a)

63 Merry Christmas 'Ron's!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 25, 2024 01:29 PM (8AONa)

64
Well, looks like I'm going to miss Beyoncé's halftime show. I'm not a Netflix subscriber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 01:34 PM (dxSpM)

65 50
Apologies to the felines. Apparently you are so difficult to work with that you never got your own TV series. You still have time fix this a New Year's resolution. Just saying.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 01:19 PM (Q8Bj
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No series but movies - "The Cat From Outer Space" is a perennial favorite here. Hmm, haven't seen it on TV for a long time.

Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Redundancy Department at December 25, 2024 01:34 PM (i0xsb)

66 The cocoa has been added to the chili and it is simmering!
Posted by: Piper at December 25, 2024 01:22 PM (pZEOD)

———————

Ok, but no marshmallows!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 01:34 PM (u73oe)

67 No series but movies - "The Cat From Outer Space" is a perennial favorite here. Hmm, haven't seen it on TV for a long time.
Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Redundancy Department at December 25, 2024 01:34 PM (i0xsb)
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What about "A Talking Cat?" narrated by a clearly intoxicated Eric Roberts. In the pantheon of bad Rifftrax movies, this one is among the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Ad8y9)

68 No series but movies - "The Cat From Outer Space" is a perennial favorite here. Hmm, haven't seen it on TV for a long time. Posted by: Ciampino

Plus: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, and Milo & Otis.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 01:38 PM (Q8Bj8)

69 giving toys to cats is no fun. They ignore the toys and instead decide that your personal items are toys.
Posted by: ace at December 25, 2024 01:02 PM (KRtlO)

Sounds like you got them the wrong toys.

Or had the wrong cats.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:42 PM (0Wq3v)

70 But as I always say, you can have cats or you can have nice things. You can't have both.

I prefer the cats.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:42 PM (0Wq3v)

71 Took the allergy pill too late.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (HsOwE)

72 Catnip was like crack to our cats
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 01:18 PM (fwDg9)

My current crop only find it mildly interesting.

Best Cat Ever loved it though, he'd go a little nuts, but mostly just got very active and frisky. But sometimes he didn't need catnip. He was his own crack.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (0Wq3v)

73 Warning: too many pictures of Bitch Fonda - you are warned

Richard Perry dead at 82: Jane Fonda's record producer ex dies

https://mol.im/a/14225429

Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Disgust at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (i0xsb)

74 I've been seeing people saying something along the lines of merry Christmas to those who celebrate it. Or happy holidays to those who celebrate it.
When I say merry Christmas I am freely extending my desire for your happiness regardless of your beliefs.
Why would that be offensive?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (kTd/k)

75 Merry Christmas, Horde!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (cY18j)

76 I'd like a cat just to give it a catnippy Christmas.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 25, 2024 01:46 PM (kTd/k)

77 Patrick McGoohan in a classic cat movie: the Three Lives of Thomason’s.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 01:47 PM (7MHHr)

78 Apologies to the felines. Apparently you are so difficult to work with that you never got your own TV series. You still have time fix this a New Year's resolution. Just saying.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 01:19 PM (Q8Bj

I don't recall any tv series where the family had a pet cat either.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:47 PM (jvJvP)

79 3 Lives of Thomasina ! Darn autocorrect

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 01:47 PM (7MHHr)

80 Richard Perry dead at 82: Jane Fonda's record producer ex dies

https://mol.im/a/14225429
Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Disgust at December 25, 2024 01:44 PM (i0xsb)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the guy was a sexual predator, who raped women, men, and children.

That's what record producers do... right?

Isn't that how this works?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM (0Wq3v)

81 Yay, dogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM (muwun)

82 I don't recall any tv series where the family had a pet cat either.
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:47 PM (jvJvP)

——————-

ALF

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)

83 That's what record producers do... right?

Isn't that how this works?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM (0Wq3v)

First rule of the music industry is 'Don't trust anyone in the music industry."

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:49 PM (jvJvP)

84 But as I always say, you can have cats or you can have nice things. You can't have both.

I prefer the cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:42 PM (0Wq3v)
----
#MeToo

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 01:49 PM (BpYfr)

85
ALF

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM (u73oe)

Good one!

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:50 PM (jvJvP)

86 I don't recall any tv series where the family had a pet cat either.
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:47 PM (jvJvP)

On the other hand, the internet is basically pron or cat videos.

And cat videos tend to be more poopular than pron, because the cats aren't faking it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:51 PM (0Wq3v)

87 King Charles does not renew Cadbury's Royal Charter

my lack of respect for the pack of wastrels just grew both deeper and wider.

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 25, 2024 01:52 PM (cY18j)

88 That's what record producers do... right?

Isn't that how this works?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:48 PM


THE best record producers don't.

Or at least I didn't. I just produced gold records.

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

89 Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah…

https://t.ly/ZOOoU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Thank you, Good SIr.
Goodyear, 1965 for me …

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (qz+gL)

90 First rule of the music industry is 'Don't trust anyone in the music industry."
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:49 PM (jvJvP)

I don't know. When they say you have to sux record producer cox or you won't make it in the music biz, I think they mean it. You can trust them on that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (0Wq3v)

91 These I missed the other day when we talked about Rand Paul's government waste. Can we 'kill' someone for this?:

https://tinyurl.com/bddbvefz

Orwellian cat experiments - horrible!

Posted by: Ciampino - censor the university for allowing this at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (i0xsb)

92 But as I always say, you can have cats or you can have nice things. You can't have both.

I prefer the cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:42 PM (0Wq3v)
----
#MeToo
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2024 01:49 PM (BpYfr)

#MeThree

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2024 01:54 PM (iODuv)

93 Buckley came home from boarding school yesterday. He is noticeably calmer and listens better. I'm sure the e-collar is helping but I really haven't had to use it much except when he starts chasing the cats. Game changer for that. He's still adjusting since we are less structured than the boarding school.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 25, 2024 01:55 PM (UwBs6)

94 THE best record producers don't.

Or at least I didn't. I just produced gold records.
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

Never heard of the guy, had to look him up...

Was a band member for Iron Maiden. Ok.

I'm sure there was no hanky panky in the metal part of the music industrial complex.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:55 PM (0Wq3v)

95 Some Boogie Woogie Christmas songs. America is not Europe.

The Dániel Balázs Trio - Boogie Woogie Christmas (Live)
https://youtu.be/DRIRWjoHcp4

Brian Setzer Orchestra - Boogie Woogie Santa Claus (Live)
I was able to catch the bands Christmas tour more than a few times.
https://youtu.be/QXH7SSZFdH4

Joe Bonamassa - Christmas Boogie
With his great early 2010's band.
https://youtu.be/SWpImlU7s74

Boogie Woogie Christmas Time
The Harmony Sisters
https://youtu.be/_A6m9GY_CO4

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 01:56 PM (Q8Bj8)

96 Why would that be offensive?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA


Have a Kewl Yule !!!

Posted by: The Gay Yuletiders . . . at December 25, 2024 01:56 PM (qz+gL)

97 King Charles does not renew Cadbury's Royal Charter and going with the great standards of journalism we are privileged to enjoy, the f*^&ing reporter didn't bribe/cajole/threaten anyone for at least a stab at the reason!!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino - regressive journalism at December 25, 2024 01:14 PM


In fairness, reasons "are not customarily supplied".

That said, will any Cadbury consumer present a digestive byproduct about the lack of a Royal Charter?

Present commenter thinketh not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2024 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

98 https://tinyurl.com/mrjvu59r

Someone mentioned cat videos. Here's 74 seconds or so of 'our' cat Snowflake as snowflakes come down.

She's such a fluffy, beautiful cat.

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:57 PM (jvJvP)

99 These I missed the other day when we talked about Rand Paul's government waste. Can we 'kill' someone for this?:

https://tinyurl.com/bddbvefz

Orwellian cat experiments - horrible!
Posted by: Ciampino - censor the university for allowing this at December 25, 2024 01:53 PM (i0xsb)

I sometimes wonder what it would take to get me to put a bullet in someone's head, or slice their throats open.

This would just about do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:58 PM (0Wq3v)

100 range days and it really makes a difference. The porter beer helps too.

BEER? AT A GUN RANGE? WITH GUNS? AND BOOLITS? CAN I SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER?
- gun Karen

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 01:58 PM (2vTK0)

101 Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to the Ace, the CoBs, the Horde, and the lurkers.

To the lurkers, who might be thinking about posting: Please do. We don't bite, just choose a nic (avoiding other posters), and post a greeting. It gets easier to join in.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 01:58 PM (VNX3d)

102 Haitians?
-----
Feliz have a cat!
Feliz have a cat!
I wanna wish you a merry breakfast!
I wanna wish you a merry breakfast!
From the bottom of my heart!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 02:00 PM (hovnC)

103 Never heard of the guy, had to look him up...

Was a band member for Iron Maiden. Ok.

I'm sure there was no hanky panky in the metal part of the music industrial complex.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 01:55 PM


Wrong (and less famous, at least around her) Bruce Dickenson:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Cowbell

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickinson at December 25, 2024 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

104 https://tinyurl.com/mrjvu59r

Someone mentioned cat videos. Here's 74 seconds or so of 'our' cat Snowflake as snowflakes come down.

She's such a fluffy, beautiful cat.
Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 01:57 PM (jvJvP)

Snowflake sure liked catching snowflakes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 02:01 PM (VNX3d)

105 I've been seeing people saying something along the lines of merry Christmas to those who celebrate it. Or happy holidays to those who celebrate it.
When I say merry Christmas I am freely extending my desire for your happiness regardless of your beliefs.
Posted by: Northernlurker


I say Merry Christmas, because I'm Christian.

If someone wishes me a Happy Hanukkah, I take that in the spirit it's given. I don't need to correct them, and Jewish people don't need to censor themselves for me.

Why would that be offensive?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Offense can be given, and offense can be taken.

Those situations are often completely unrelated.

There's nothing you can do about the perennial offense-takers offense-seekers.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2024 02:02 PM (DgGvY)

106 NOOD Toys

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2024 02:05 PM (muwun)

107 named after the holiday made popular by the sitcom Seinfeld,


Because we can't mention Michael Richards (Kramer) who delivers the "festivus" line, see, he dropped a N-bomb during his stand up act so must be destroyed.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 02:06 PM (2vTK0)

108 THE Bruce Dickinson - thanks for blowing the margins.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2024 02:07 PM (ugvYV)

109 To the lurkers, who might be thinking about posting: Please do. We don't bite, just choose a nic (avoiding other posters), and post a greeting. It gets easier to join in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 01:58 PM (VNX3d)

——————

Help yourselves to punch and cookies. Avoid the ones JackStraw brought unless you like reggae music, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2024 02:09 PM (u73oe)

110 Snowflake sure liked catching snowflakes.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 02:01 PM (VNX3d)

Her and her brother have been here 3 months. Very sweet cats. Very little damage.

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Stateless at December 25, 2024 02:11 PM (jvJvP)

111 Well old Joe is blind, deaf, and can barely sniff, but he sure keeps finding the fireplace and knocking over the straw goat.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 02:20 PM (W/lyH)

112 THE Bruce Dickinson - thanks for blowing the margins.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2024 02:07 PM (ugvYV)

HEY!! Do you hear us complaining?

Posted by: the margins - now with a permanent smile at December 25, 2024 02:22 PM (iODuv)

113 Some here were saying that all our Christmas songs were from the 30’s and 40’s - no. Look at the playlist on that album , THOSE are the truly classic Christmas songs!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2024 01:09 PM (7MHHr)

And beautifully sung by the Temple University concert choir.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2024 03:07 PM (w6EFb)

114 I hope everyone had a wonderful and healthy Christmas...
You all are the best!🎅🤶🙏💖🥰!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 25, 2024 10:22 PM (L83z3)

Christmas Day Non-Rant

mannixape2.jpg

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Horde. For those of you who observe Hanukkah (which, in an unusual but not too rare congruence, also starts tonight), Happy Hanukkah. For those of you who are in interfaith households, both!

It has been a year of ups and downs, but I hope everyone reading today is having a nice holiday and is in the midst of joy. Please enjoy a Christmas open thread and some nice performances of Christmas music between, I hope, spending time with loved ones, cooking and eating, exchanging gifts and praising G-d as we end the year! I am as always both proud and constantly astonished to be a part of the community we have here at the HQ. For those who are checking in on this holiday, once again, Merry Christmas! For those catching up later, I hope you had a lovely holiday!

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir - Silent Night

The Royal Choral Society - Hallelujah (from Handel's Messiah)

Mariah Carey - Joy to the World

Christendom College Choir - O Come, All Ye Faithful


BBC's "Carols from King's" - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:01 AM (fwDg9)

2 Merry Christmas everyone.

Posted by: Reforger at December 25, 2024 11:01 AM (xcIvR)

3 Been listening to podcast just on my phone while painting but should go get my new speaker for these videos

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:02 AM (fwDg9)

4 Merry Christmas to one and all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:03 AM (8zz6B)

5 Merry Christmas, everyone!

We've had a marvelous morning and I hope everyone else has too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 25, 2024 11:04 AM (tT6L1)

6 No nog to be had in my little town...wife says she has a recipe...we'll see.

Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2024 11:05 AM (Yj6Os)

7
Too late for the last thread, but someone was asking about stories about the shepherds.

There's a charming poem - too long to put here - about their dog, left to tend the flock while the shepherds visit the Christ Child. The shepherds return, too dazed with wonder at what they've seen to thank the dog. But the Lord tells him, "Well done, good faithful servant."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 11:05 AM (dxSpM)

8 *sips coffee*
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 11:05 AM (W/lyH)

9 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15h
NEW: US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism

US agency focused on foreign disinformation shuts down
A leading US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:06 AM (hovnC)

10 Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 25, 2024 11:07 AM (QSrLX)

11 Great kitty meme for Xmas

https://tinyurl.com/442bb6mz

Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, Buon Natale a tutti quanti at December 25, 2024 11:07 AM (i0xsb)

12 Can you imagine the "elves" around a Joe Mannix Christmas tree???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 11:08 AM (W/lyH)

13 Merry Christmas all!

or as our church would say (according to their projected hymn lyrics) - happy "nowell"

(seriously every appearance of noel was misspelled it was sort of cute actually)

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 25, 2024 11:08 AM (Pv3Rg)

14 Wait! Mariah Carey knows two songs?

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:09 AM (Q8Bj8)

15 Has anyone seen or read about the White House Christmas tree or decorations? Seems like every year it a huge story and reported on frequently. I haven’t seen that this year. Maybe I just missed it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 25, 2024 11:10 AM (D6PGr)

16 When Paul reached Antioch in Pisidia and entered the synagogue,
he stood up, motioned with his hand, and said,
“Fellow Israelites and you others who are God-fearing, listen.
The God of this people Israel chose our ancestors
and exalted the people during their sojourn in the
land of Egypt.
With uplifted arm he led them out of it.
Then he removed Saul and raised up David as king;
of him he testified,
‘I have found David, son of Jesse, a man after my own heart;
he will carry out my every wish.’
From this man’s descendants God, according to his promise,
has brought to Israel a savior, Jesus.
John heralded his coming by proclaiming a baptism of repentance
to all the people of Israel;
and as John was completing his course, he would say,
‘What do you suppose that I am? I am not he.
Behold, one is coming after me;
I am not worthy to unfasten the sandals of his feet.’”

Posted by: Brad at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (oOc/o)

17 Noel spelled backwards is Leon.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (/5++v)

18 A patmesan peppercorn coated rib roast is in the oven, and the house is smelling wonderful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (9JrK/)

19 Noel spelled backwards is Leon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (/5++v)

Who was a professional.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 25, 2024 11:12 AM (D6PGr)

20 "All I Want for Christmas ... Is You"

1994!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:12 AM (VnUSN)

21 No nog to be had in my little town...wife says she has a recipe...we'll see.

Nog is pretty darn easy. Fiddly at parts, but easy. Eggs (separated), sugar, milk, cream, and alcohol. See link in nic for ideas, but my favorite is still the Southern Eggnog from The Spice Cookbook (available on the Internet Archive):

For every four servings:

1 egg, separated; 4 tsp sugar; 1/6 cup Bourbon or rye whisky, brandy, or other spirits to taste; 3 tsp rum; 1/3 cup milk; ½ cup heavy cream; nutmeg

Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon-colored. Gradually beat in sugar. Stir in desired spirits and rum. Cover and chill several hours or overnight. Just before serving, stir in milk, whip the cream and fold in, and beat the egg whites to soft peaks and fold in. Garnish with nutmeg.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:13 AM (EXyHK)

22
The Shepherds' Farewell, from L'enfance du Christ by Hector Berlioz.

https://youtu.be/TGBTNlbRbeM

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 11:13 AM (dxSpM)

23 Sounds like Santa brought someone a new pistol.

Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2024 11:13 AM (Yj6Os)

24 One bacon-cheddar scone followed by one blackberry scone.
/smugly

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 11:14 AM (RIvkX)

25 Opened a sleeve of those exploding biscuits, and have placed them in the oven. Because Moron, I used "butter flavored" cooking oil spray to grease the cookie sheet, because they stick if an ungreased cookie sheet is used. I also slit each biscuit, and stuffed in a hunk of Cheddar cheese. Soon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:14 AM (8zz6B)

26 A patmesan peppercorn coated rib roast is in the oven, and the house is smelling wonderful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (9JrK/)

That sounds interesting...I don't think I have ever used Parmesan on beef!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM (d9fT1)

27 Still laughing over the new version of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer in the sidebar...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM (oZhjI)

28 9
US agency focused on foreign disinformation shuts down
A leading US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:06 AM (hovnC)
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What's was the name of this agency?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Buon Natale a tutti quanti at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM (i0xsb)

29 Posted by: Black Orchid at December 25, 2024 11:08 AM (Pv3Rg)

I have seen older versions of that word from Middle English at the time of Chaucer so perhaps they were deliberately trying to be old fashioned.







Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 11:16 AM (7s5Sb)

30
We have settled on lamb shanks, stuffed mushrooms and escalloped potatoes for dinner. Because that's what we got available.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 11:16 AM (dxSpM)

31 Christmas Day Non-Rant

*************

I thought that for most threads, except maybe the Book Thread rants are required.

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:17 AM (991eG)

32 Should have got a Bluetooth speaker long ago

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:17 AM (fwDg9)

33 I have seen older versions of that word from Middle English at the time of Chaucer so perhaps they were deliberately trying to be old fashioned.


ah that would actually make sense! thanks Fen!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 25, 2024 11:17 AM (Pv3Rg)

34 Los Peces en el Rio is one of those Spanish Christmas carols that are like the ones in English that every singer seems to record, but never seems to have been done in English.

This one is sort of bluegrassy

youtu.be/lPHF8MVuz_8

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 11:17 AM (D7oie)

35 What's was the name of this agency?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Buon Natale a tutti quanti at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM (i0xsb)

Liar's club?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:18 AM (8zz6B)

36 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to each as is appropriate. Love all of you and I wish you all the best today and in the new year.

And since you are here, AOP, thanks for the recommendation of the Squirrel Boss bird feeder!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 25, 2024 11:19 AM (3AwA+)

37 Playing the full version of Handel's Messiah

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:20 AM (fwDg9)

38 Noel spelled backwards is Leon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (/5++v)

How old am I?

Posted by: Leon at December 25, 2024 11:20 AM (R/m4+)

39
Liar's club?


Here at Liar's Club I'm not just the director...but a member as well!

Posted by: The Director of Liar's Club at December 25, 2024 11:21 AM (oZhjI)

40 Probably the Disinformation Disinformation Bureau

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:21 AM (fwDg9)

41 US agency focused on foreign disinformation shuts down
A leading US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:06 AM (hovnC)


That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (QfvaV)

42 > Noel spelled backwards is Leon.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 25, 2024 11:11 AM (/5++v)

How old am I?
Posted by: Leon at December 25, 2024 11:20 AM (R/m4+)
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I dunno, but you're getting smaller...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (Q4IgG)

43 And since you are here, AOP, thanks for the recommendation of the Squirrel Boss bird feeder!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 25, 2024 11:19 AM (3AwA+)

I don't think I recommended it, did I? That's the one where you push a remote button to to shock the squirrel? What happens when you are not on-station to work the remote?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (8zz6B)

44 >>What's was the name of this agency?

The Global Engagement Center. CIA cutout.

And they weren't focused on censoring the rest of the world.

They were focused on censoring us.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (LkLld)

45 I used "butter flavored" cooking oil spray to grease the cookie sheet, because they stick if an ungreased cookie sheet is used. I also slit each biscuit, and stuffed in a hunk of Cheddar cheese. Soon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*********

Sometimes the simplest things are the best. Do you think one could fit through my USB port?

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (991eG)

46 A Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas to one and all.

Posted by: Indiana Lurker at December 25, 2024 11:23 AM (3ZVqj)

47 Sometimes the simplest things are the best. Do you think one could fit through my USB port?
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:22 AM (991eG)

I'd have to hammer it through mine, first, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:24 AM (8zz6B)

48 Since it seems to be a food thread:

Missus Muldoon has ham, potatoes and green beans going into the crock pot and I am prepping a couple of sourdough loaves for the oven. Just the two of us today.

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:24 AM (991eG)

49 Merry Christmas, all y'all.

Sons won't be home until Friday, so we'll be doing the Christmas stuff then. But having the entire week off has been nice. Our plan today is eggs benedict for breakfast, followed by a nice drive in the hills.

Just gotta figure out how to make eggs benedict.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 25, 2024 11:24 AM (Ad8y9)

50 Merry Christmas, Horde. For those of you who observe Hanukkah (which, in an unusual but not too rare congruence, also starts tonight), Happy Hanukkah. For those of you who are in interfaith households, both!

Doug and I appreciate your thoughts, and inclusive consideration of interfaith homes such as ours, and we look forward to your good wishes tomorrow for the beginning of Kwanzaa, which played a big part in my early life, and is an important part of American culture.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 25, 2024 11:26 AM (ycI94)

51 Global Engagement Center
https://tinyurl.com/3e6xp33s

Mission & Vision

The Global Engagement Center closed on December 23, 2024.

Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state propaganda and disinformation efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the United States, its allies, and partner nations.

Vision: To be a data-driven body leading U.S. interagency efforts in proactively addressing foreign adversaries’ attempts to undermine U.S. interests using disinformation and propaganda.

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:26 AM (VnUSN)

52 AOP,

That's what I wondered as well. It actually wouldn't work as it would close for a bird as heavy as a crow.

So I was thinking about a pole feeder but we have tons of trees and keeping those squirrels out will probably be impossible.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 25, 2024 11:26 AM (3AwA+)

53 Just gotta figure out how to make eggs benedict.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 25, 2024 11:24 AM (Ad8y9)

Just wrap them in Popin' Fresh biscuit dough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:26 AM (8zz6B)

54 The family is open to having lunch at our Chinese restaurant. Reck the halls with boughs of rolled ra rah, ra ra ra.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 25, 2024 11:27 AM (/UtnQ)

55 Whiskey, hot chocolate, whipped heavy cream. What else?

Posted by: Rudolph at December 25, 2024 11:27 AM (8s11j)

56 *Doug and I appreciate your thoughts, and inclusive consideration of interfaith homes such as ours, and we look forward to your good wishes tomorrow for the beginning of Kwanzaa, which played a big part in my early life, and is an important part of American culture.*

Now, damnit, where's the effing nog?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 25, 2024 11:28 AM (dg+HA)

57 By the way, the original CR that Speaker Johnson tried to cram through fully funded the GEC that coordinated the massive censorship machine that helped run the color revolution against us.

Thanks again, Spaceman Musk.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:28 AM (LkLld)

58 Speaking of USB ports why does it almost always take exactly 3 tries to plug one in?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:28 AM (oZhjI)

59 Merry Christmas, all!

The rib roast is in the oven. Simple. Garlic, salt, pepper, rosemary, butter olive oil.

I'm on pins and needles. That was a singularly expensive piece of meat and I also *really* don't wanna ruin Christmas dinner! The potatoes are already done and it's too early for the vegetables, so nothing to do but chew my knuckles.

Wish me luck!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 25, 2024 11:29 AM (HnUIn)

60 Speaking of USB ports why does it almost always take exactly 3 tries to plug one in?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:28 AM (oZhjI)
++++
One of life's mysteries. "USB is always the third way 'round you try."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 25, 2024 11:30 AM (HnUIn)

61 Cats don't beg for food. They sit patiently while you ponder doing the right thing.

(That stare is actually a mind thing, telekinesis or such, that's why you always give them tidbits).

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Buon Natale anche agli gatti at December 25, 2024 11:30 AM (i0xsb)

62 Speaking of USB ports why does it almost always take exactly 3 tries to plug one in?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:28 AM (oZhjI)


The EU has mandated USB-C to make sure that you only have to take two stabs at it, and incidentally making it impossible to find a charger that fits your old equipment.
I think they did this in revenge for the foiling of their attempt to legislate the correct curvature for bananas eligible to be sold in the European Union.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 11:31 AM (D7oie)

63 That sounds interesting...I don't think I have ever used Parmesan on beef!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM

Neither have I. This is one of Chef John's. Softened butter, lots of pepper, and Parm. Spread. Roast. So far, it smells great. Now I have to make some horseradish sauce and some mignonette for the oysters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2024 11:31 AM (9JrK/)

64 I made biscuits last night, using my standard recipe.

They didn't rise nearly as much as usual. They still tasted great though.

Weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 11:31 AM (d9fT1)

65 The Global Engagement Center closed on December 23, 2024.

Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state conservative and information efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the Democrat party of the United States , its allies, and partner nations.

FIFT

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (fwDg9)

66 A Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas to one and all.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker
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So close!

Narendra Modi @narendramodi 3h
Best wishes to Prime Minister @netanyahu and to all people around the world who are celebrating Hanukkah. May the Zohar of Hanukkah illuminate everyone's lives with hope, peace and strength. Happy Hanukkah!
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Google translate from the Hebrew.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (hovnC)

67 Speaking of USB ports why does it almost always take exactly 3 tries to plug one in?


Try 1: You’re not really sure which way it goes, so you don’t try very hard. It doesn’t go in, so you flip it.
Try 2: No matter how hard you try, it doesn’t go in. It was right the first time.
Try 3: Flip it again, knowing this is the correct way. Confidence makes a difference; this pattern happens in a lot of places where there are two orientations for plugs.

This is why Lightning was popular before USB-C, and why cords are switching to USB-C on both sides of the cable.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (EXyHK)

68 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

69 MERRY CHRISTMAS, HORDE!!!!!

You magnificent bastards.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

70 The EU has mandated USB-C to make sure that you only have to take two stabs at it, and incidentally making it impossible to find a charger that fits your old equipment.
I think they did this in revenge for the foiling of their attempt to legislate the correct curvature for bananas eligible to be sold in the European Union.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 11:31 AM (D7oie)
++++
Pro tip (seriously): pick up some USB type-C "decoy" boards. They have a Power Delivery (PD) circuit controller and a button to set it to any standard USB-C voltage standard (5v, 9v, 12v, 15v, 20v). USB port on one side, screw terminals or solder pads on the other. You can USB-ify almost anything with a barrel plug unless it uses a weird voltage or needs a ton of juice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (HnUIn)

71 They didn't rise nearly as much as usual. They still tasted great though.

Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 11:31 AM (d9fT1)



Old yeast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

72 This is why Lightning was popular before USB-C, and why cords are switching to USB-C on both sides of the cable.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (EXyHK)

Curiously enough, concentric connectors that could not be mis-inserted long predate the advent of computers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (8zz6B)

73 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (jPdyB)

74 Old yeast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
+++++
:: whistles nonchalantly ::

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 25, 2024 11:36 AM (HnUIn)

75 The family is open to having lunch at our Chinese restaurant. Reck the halls with boughs of rolled ra rah, ra ra ra.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 25, 2024 11:27 AM (/UtnQ)



The guy that created the Lululemon line of whatever named it that because Chinese people can't say it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Cats don't beg for food. They sit patiently while you ponder doing the right thing.

(That stare is actually a mind thing, telekinesis or such, that's why you always give them tidbits).

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Buon Natale anche agli gatti at December 25, 2024 11:30 AM (i0xsb)

Mine sits on the lamp table beside my recliner and taps me on the elbow....tap,tap tap....stare....tap,tap tap

Posted by: BignJames at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (Yj6Os)

77 “So nothing to do but chew my knuckles.”

Is that an appetizer before the roast?

Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas!🎄 and thanks for your intelligent and thoughtful essays during the past year.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (7s5Sb)

78 :: whistles nonchalantly ::
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 25, 2024 11:36 AM (HnUIn)



Ok, I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

79 Speaking of USB ports why does it almost always take exactly 3 tries to plug one in?

*********

Must be a variation of the 50-50-90 rule.

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (991eG)

80 Curiously enough, concentric connectors that could not be mis-inserted long predate the advent of computers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (8zz6B)
++++
Yup. And non-orientable plugs were a long time coming.

USB-C is the best connector.

USB overall is still a borderline incomprehensible mess, but they finally got the connector seriously right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (HnUIn)

81 Leftists know their little pet projects are done in 27 days
And probably got their last month checks already.

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (fwDg9)

82 51 Global Engagement Center
https://tinyurl.com/3e6xp33s

Mission & Vision

The Global Engagement Center closed on December 23, 2024.

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:26 AM (VnUSN)
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Thank you.
Wow I wonder how many on the staff there came/went from/
to Twitter/FB/FBI/CIA.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ladri e buciardi at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (i0xsb)

83 Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel is come for Israel.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2024 11:37 AM (LHPAg)

84 Old yeast.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

++++
I need an old yeast and a young yeast ...The power of Christ compels you!

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at December 25, 2024 11:39 AM (jPdyB)

85 Curiously enough, concentric connectors that could not be mis-inserted long predate the advent of computers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (8zz6B)
++++
Yeah, couldn't be misinserted. Just other nasty surprises.

Posted by: Was this thing center-positive or center-negative? at December 25, 2024 11:39 AM (HnUIn)

86 Old yeast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at December 25, 2024 11:39 AM (d9fT1)

87 There's no mopin' when you're in an open sleigh-Hey!

Posted by: Jingle Balls at December 25, 2024 11:39 AM (G5+As)

88 Why didn’t the “Global Engagement Center” zero in on the so-called Critical Theory marxist bullshit that has infected Academia for 60 years? What a bunch of Wankers

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (Ul5sO)

89 Curiously enough, concentric connectors that could not be mis-inserted long predate the advent of computers.

They could be misinserted. The concentric connectors I’m familiar with were for power. They looked like universal connectors, but they weren’t: they had polarity. Which meant that while you could use the adaptor for one device for another device, you had to not just make sure the voltage was correct, but also the polarity.

If there was ever a standard for those connectors, neither I nor the manufacturers whose products I bought were aware of it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (EXyHK)

90 A YT blogger (Penguinsix) had a good video on the White House trees. Hes a free lance photographer and has a pass to visit the WH with other reporters, to see somethings. Like the President getting on the helicopter and the usual fires, car accidents, murders, etc. He knows DC inside and out and travels all over the city. Worth following. None political.

Posted by: Colin at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (wlQdF)

91 I'm optimistic America will be renewed by the election results and I pray every horde member will have a better year in 2025 than in 2024! Health, liberty and prosperity to all!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (yA3yr)

92 You should have included Charlotte Church at Dormition Abbey singing Oh Holy Night in 2000. Absolutely an amazing voice, and it is even more amazing when you know that she was 14 at the time. Give it a listen!

Posted by: SteveF at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (iM6iw)

93 I worked very hard in life so me and mine would not have to deal with the nogs.

Posted by: Lo-Fat Fred at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (G5+As)

94 > Wow I wonder how many on the staff there came/went from/to Twitter/FB/FBI/CIA.
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All of them?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (Q4IgG)

95 75
The guy that created the Lululemon line of whatever named it that because Chinese people can't say it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2024 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
----
How about a Chinese with a stutter?

(What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ladri e buciardi at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (i0xsb)

96 I made biscuits last night, using my standard recipe.
They didn't rise nearly as much as usual. They still tasted great though.
Weird.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*********

You should have turned the oven dial all the way up to leaven-ty!

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (991eG)

97 The rib roast is in the oven.

Aren't you all fancy. Bottom round here cuz that is all that was left at the Sam's Club when I finally got tossed out the bar where I spent Christmas Eve day drinking and started my Christmas Day dinner shopping. And yes, I was in a pissy mood if you really need to know. On the upside I have enough Doritos and tequila to keep a Mexican revolutionary insurgency feed and drunk for a few weeks.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 11:43 AM (Q8Bj8)

98 Aka “Stare Until You Share”.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 11:43 AM (Ul5sO)

99 (What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)
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A dingo??

BBL -- some minor stuff to do.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:44 AM (hovnC)

100 100

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:45 AM (VnUSN)

101 Why don't the Chinese celebrate Christmas with a fancy dinner??

A lack of ram.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:45 AM (hovnC)

102 Merry Christmas, Morons and Moronettes!
Akshually, we aren’t celebrating until New Year's Eve, when Jr. gets home.
Well, we are celebrating, just putting the grand present opening off.
And by celebrating I mean loafing.
Life is good!

Posted by: RI Red at December 25, 2024 11:45 AM (/YN3Y)

103 The fella that invented the USB connector passed on in 2024. At his burial, they had to pull his coffin back up, turn it around, then it fit.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at December 25, 2024 11:45 AM (G5+As)

104 They could be misinserted. The concentric connectors I’m familiar with were for power. They looked like universal connectors, but they weren’t: they had polarity. Which meant that while you could use the adaptor for one device for another device, you had to not just make sure the voltage was correct, but also the polarity.

If there was ever a standard for those connectors, neither I nor the manufacturers whose products I bought were aware of it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (EXyHK)

I would call that "mis-applied", not mis-inserted. Like using an HP power brick with an IBM laptop.

I was thinking more of quarter-inch phone jacks, and RCA jacks, and their mating plugs. Both about a hundred years old, or more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:45 AM (8zz6B)

105 100 100
Posted by: m
----
A small Christmas miracle, m!


OK

See you later.

Honest this time.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:46 AM (hovnC)

106 (What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ladri e buciardi at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (i0xsb)

A bullroarer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:47 AM (8zz6B)

107 Corn pudding just went in the oven.

CBD, I tried that sticky toffee pudding recipe you linked this Sunday. I will find out in a few hours whether my efforts were successful - I hope my discerning Anglophile brother & SIL enjoy it.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, y'all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2024 11:48 AM (JRHzL)

108 "(What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)"

Ray-Gun?

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2024 11:48 AM (vFG9F)

109 So Chinese restaurants tend to be open on Christmas but...aren't a high percentage of Chinese people in America also Christians?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:48 AM (oZhjI)

110 Son and spouse are putting together a chair to use with his computer desk because the old one was ten years old and very worn. It reminds me of the old days when son was in bed and spouse was putting together toys late in the evening. I am glad he had help this time because Santa was not terribly helpful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 11:50 AM (dMPP1)

111 Just checking in to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukah...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 25, 2024 11:50 AM (VE6XX)

112 90 A YT blogger (Penguinsix) had a good video on the White House trees. Hes a free lance photographer and has a pass to visit the WH with other reporters, to see somethings. Like the President getting on the helicopter and the usual fires, car accidents, murders, etc. He knows DC inside and out and travels all over the city. Worth following. None political.
Posted by: Colin at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (wlQdF)

Thanks, Colin!

https://www.youtube.com/@Penguinsix

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:52 AM (VnUSN)

113 >>Why didn’t the “Global Engagement Center” zero in on the so-called Critical Theory marxist bullshit that has infected Academia for 60 years? What a bunch of Wankers

Who do you think was running it?

There's going to be some amazing stuff coming in the next year.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2024 11:53 AM (LkLld)

114 Posted by: It's me donna at December 25, 2024 11:50 AM (VE6XX)

Thank you, Donna. Same to you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2024 11:54 AM (dMPP1)

115 Merry Christmas everyone!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 25, 2024 11:54 AM (1YfKX)

116

Merry Hanukah and Happy Christmas !

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 25, 2024 11:55 AM (kshHC)

117 65 The Global Engagement Center closed on December 23, 2024.

Mission: To direct, lead, synchronize, integrate, and coordinate U.S. Federal Government efforts to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state conservative and information efforts aimed at undermining or influencing the policies, security, or stability of the Democrat party of the United States , its allies, and partner nations.

FIFT

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (fwDg9)
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Great job Skip.
The DOGE Duo need to recommend closure and staff firing of any USG department that has worked only for Democrat Party ends. No questions asked and no answers given - just do it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente pensione at December 25, 2024 11:55 AM (i0xsb)

118 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15h
NEW: US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism

US agency focused on foreign disinformation shuts down
A leading US government agency that tracks foreign disinformation has terminated its operations, the State Department said Tuesday, after Congress failed to extend its funding following years of Republican criticism.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 25, 2024 11:06 AM (hovnC)
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Or not. Posted several days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/3835mzad+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 11:56 AM (BBZa4)

119 Long version of Handel's Messiah is 2 hours and 18 minutes

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 11:58 AM (fwDg9)

120 (What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ladri e buciardi at December 25, 2024 11:42 AM (i0xsb)

Pommie invader?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 25, 2024 11:58 AM (hyS0X)

121 48 Since it seems to be a food thread:

Missus Muldoon has ham, potatoes and green beans going into the crock pot and I am prepping a couple of sourdough loaves for the oven. Just the two of us today.
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 11:24 AM (991eG)

Made Muddy Buddies this morning with cookie butter and salt vs peanut butter (and of course, my chocolate was dark and my butter was non-dairy)...it seems to be a huge winner. Chex, talk to me for the recipe...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 25, 2024 11:59 AM (exHjb)

122 Or not. Posted several days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/3835mzad+
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 11:56 AM (BBZa4)

Identify all the employees so moved.
Tell antifa that they are Health Insurance CEO's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:00 PM (8zz6B)

123 Several links were posted here over thee last week about USAID's corruption.

But did you know that AOC and Liz Cheney were in USAID? Are these koinkadinkies?

https://tinyurl.com/2fzjrrv2+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:02 PM (BBZa4)

124 Thank you Joe Mannix. Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:03 PM (UKUm3)

125 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:00 PM (8zz6B)
-

I said days ago that these clandestine rogue gubbernmint agencies are like The Blob.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:03 PM (BBZa4)

126 Grok generated pics are fun!

https://tinyurl.com/wn4pc374+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:06 PM (BBZa4)

127 Mr Senegal parrot enjoying a bunch of pistachios (his favorite).
Soon I'll make a big deal of opening his Chewy shipping package with a large bell (another fav) inside. A large red hot pepper will be devoured after the pistachios.
Merry Christmas to all the Horde!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 25, 2024 12:07 PM (vZbEn)

128 (What's that Aborigine thing you twirl and it makes a racket?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ladri e buciardi


Bull roarer.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 25, 2024 12:07 PM (8LWEi)

129 Grok generated pics are fun!

https://tinyurl.com/wn4pc374+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:06 PM (BBZa4)
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One more, with new prop added:

https://tinyurl.com/3vex6ksf+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:08 PM (BBZa4)

130 CBD, I tried that sticky toffee pudding recipe you linked this Sunday.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2024 11:48 AM (JRHzL)


We had a genuine Brit at the Roast, and he approved.

Please keep me posted!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 12:08 PM (d9fT1)

131 Mrs D made a quiche for breakfast.
I'm doing T-bones for dinner.
Memosas in between.
Just the two of us this year. But I did good. The package of Buc-ees Nuggets got in just in time for Mrs D's stocking.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2024 12:09 PM (W/lyH)

132 One more, with new prop added:

https://tinyurl.com/3vex6ksf+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:08 PM (BBZa4)

That is excellent!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2024 12:10 PM (d9fT1)

133 122
Also move the State Department to Kansas City, Kansas.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente pensione at December 25, 2024 12:10 PM (i0xsb)

134 Still laughing over the new version of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer in the sidebar...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2024 11:15 AM (oZhjI)

I tried watching, but I can't stand when overweight women try to look "sexy" in skimpy outfits.

And I didn't care for her voice. Was there something funny I missed by only watching the first 30 seconds?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:10 PM (z01ek)

135 Roast in the oven at 250 so it can slow cook on a bed of veggies for until half time of the KC-Pittsburgh game to check on the internal temp and pot liquid. Depending on the score I will add some water (Steelers) or beer (MaWins) to it for moisture.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 12:12 PM (Q8Bj8)

136 Also move the State Department to Kansas City, Kansas.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente pensione at December 25, 2024 12:10 PM (i0xsb)

Everything is up to date in Kansas City!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:12 PM (8zz6B)

137 Okay. time to make eggses benedict. Gonna cheat and just do over-easy. Hollandaise will include Kerrygold butter, which is crazy good.

There's no place like home for the Hollandaise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 25, 2024 12:12 PM (Ad8y9)

138 You don't need to be Christian to loathe this witch. Just WOW!!!

https://tinyurl.com/bdh758dd+

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 25, 2024 12:14 PM (BBZa4)

139
Went down to the kennel to feed the mutts and change their water. Lugging full 5-gallon buckets back and forth. No issues. I sit in a chair before or after and my shoulder is on fire. Go figure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 12:16 PM (dxSpM)

140 I could have made Scootch Eggs, had all the ingredients on hand

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:16 PM (fwDg9)

141 What is the drunken whore ranting about? Trump and Homan's plans to remove illegal aliens and try to track down all the child sex slaves the perverts smuggled in on her and Biden's watch?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:17 PM (UKUm3)

142
Compared to store-brand butter, Kerrygold is like trying to cut a brick. Is it the fat content or is the cheap stuff full of air?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 12:18 PM (dxSpM)

143 Burt TC no nothing later. Saw it the the other day as have PM Jukebox on subscription

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:19 PM (fwDg9)

144 What is the drunken whore ranting about? Trump and Homan's plans to remove illegal aliens and try to track down all the child sex slaves the perverts smuggled in on her and Biden's watch?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:17 PM (UKUm3)

Her hair looks greasy, like she shampooed with STP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

145 That is wild Hadrian. I suppose lugging water might be a traction(?) effect.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:20 PM (UKUm3)

146
Her hair looks greasy, like she shampooed with STP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:19 PM (8zz6B).
________

Took grooming tips from Gavin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 12:20 PM (dxSpM)

147 Burt TC no nothing later. Saw it the the other day as have PM Jukebox on subscription
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:19 PM (fwDg9)

Then I'll stick with the original.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:20 PM (5asE/)

148 Identify all the employees so moved.
Tell antifa that they are Health Insurance CEO's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:00 PM (8zz6B)


Tom Homan is using language similar to the BLM et al about the border, except he can actually show damage and causes, and provide actual solutions.
This next year may come down to battling memes, and I suspect Homan will get the upper hand because he is smarter than a bunch of radicalized midwits

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie)

149 OMG.

Little Women just started on TCM.

I mentioned to the wife that I get confused with Little Women, Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility. She then went on a mini-rant about Hugh Grant, Mr. Darcy, crazy cousins, Fanny, Louisa May Alcott, and about thirteen other things. Oh, and Emma Thompson.

My head is still spinning.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 25, 2024 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

150 >>Went down to the kennel to feed the mutts and change their water. Lugging full 5-gallon buckets back and forth. No issues. I sit in a chair before or after and my shoulder is on fire. Go figure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Have you tried Voltaren gel on the shoulder?

Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2024 12:21 PM (HQ9Sl)

151 Then I'll stick with the original.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:20 PM (5asE/)

Might have to. I don't think Brie Larson can sing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:21 PM (8zz6B)

152 112 90 A YT blogger (Penguinsix) had a good video on the White House trees. Hes a free lance photographer and has a pass to visit the WH with other reporters, to see somethings. Like the President getting on the helicopter and the usual fires, car accidents, murders, etc. He knows DC inside and out and travels all over the city. Worth following. None political.
Posted by: Colin at December 25, 2024 11:41 AM (wlQdF)

Thanks, Colin!

https://www.youtube.com/@Penguinsix
Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 11:52 AM (VnUSN)

What a great find!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 12:22 PM (VnUSN)

153 Her hair looks greasy, like she shampooed with STP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

Was wondering if it's an old video. Who are the sour faced white guys behind her with "122" buttons on their jackets.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:22 PM (bmXEm)

154 11 Great kitty meme for Xmas
https://tinyurl.com/442bb6mz
Posted by: Ciampino - Ispettore, Buon Natale a tutti quanti at December 25, 2024 11:07 AM (i0xsb)

SO sending this to my youngest and Sil, who have never had a proper tree b/c catz. They do the garlands on the wall thing instead.

We had a lovely Christmas Eve, each at our respective churches, a nice supper and breakfast and will have a
good dinner sometime this afternoon.

As I unwrapped a new ironing board cover, he said "I told the cashier this was my last present to buy and she said 'CHRISTMAS present?' and I said 'You don't know my wife.'
I'm getting him a weather station, but he has to pick it out.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 12:23 PM (f+FmA)

155 here's no place like home for the Hollandaise.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

**********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2024 12:23 PM (991eG)

156 Well I should step away from the computer screeen for a bit before my own neck and shoulders start whining at me. Have a wonderful day everyone.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:25 PM (UKUm3)

157 Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2024 12:25 PM (xAPJi)

158 Well I should step away from the computer screeen for a bit before my own neck and shoulders start whining at me. Have a wonderful day everyone.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:25 PM (UKUm3)

You, too!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:25 PM (8zz6B)

159 Thanks AoP. Hope your chedder biscuits were tasty.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:26 PM (UKUm3)

160 USB - A: The seam is always on the bottom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2024 12:26 PM (CHHv1)

161 Thanks AoP. Hope your chedder biscuits were tasty.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2024 12:26 PM (UKUm3)

They were. I probably took them out of the oven about a minute too soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:27 PM (8zz6B)

162 142
Compared to store-brand butter, Kerrygold is like trying to cut a brick. Is it the fat content or is the cheap stuff full of air?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Not sure, but people don't like it when I cut the cheese.

Posted by: Gary Gouda at December 25, 2024 12:27 PM (G5+As)

163 Penguinsix can be pretty interesting. I like his unvarnished style and he fills in the dead space with lots of DC insider trivia.

https://youtu.be/vUm8HFO0v7A

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2024 12:28 PM (dg+HA)

164 136

Everything is up to date in Kansas City!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 12:12 PM (8zz6B)
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Yes, Kansas City, Missouri.
Correct me if I'm wrong as I haven't been to KC, Kansas, but if it's like East St. Louis (which is on the Illinois side) then it's a red pile of trash and crime-ridden.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente pensioni at December 25, 2024 12:29 PM (i0xsb)

165 I prefer the nonfat version of Mariah Carey, so appreciate the video selection.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 25, 2024 12:29 PM (U/j9n)

166 A high percentage of our problems and concerns are because Republicans were always squishy and/or in reality assistant Democrats. Designated failure theater. Manufactured consent.

America has been Psy-op City since at least the post WWII. It would difficult to over estimate the amount of money and effort gone into gaslighting everyone.

The good news, we really weren’t paranoid all those years.

The bad news, all our worst fears keep coming true.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 12:29 PM (GbLWf)

167 Girl F. and SiL just informed they decided not to ski today and have invited themselves to lunch.
/secretly pleased

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 12:30 PM (RIvkX)

168 107 Corn pudding just went in the oven.
CBD, I tried that sticky toffee pudding recipe you linked this Sunday.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2024 11:48 AM (JRHzL)

yum

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 12:31 PM (VnUSN)

169 Heh, just found out the dump is closed today too, just like Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at December 25, 2024 12:32 PM (G5+As)

170 How does Hunter Biden celebrate Christmas?

Ho ho ho.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

171 Merry Christmas to the horde.
Happy Hannaka to our Tribe members.

First time both days have fallen together since 2005 if the news is correct.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 12:32 PM (E7mWg)

172
Also move the State Department to Kansas City, Kansas.
Posted by: Ciampino

Everything is up to date in Kansas City!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They got some crazy little women there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

173 How does Hunter Biden celebrate Christmas?

Ho ho ho.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 12:34 PM (E7mWg)

174 I'm 92 minutes into a 120 minute brunch commitment with the in-laws. Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: Weasel at December 25, 2024 12:34 PM (h/bT0)

175 USDA has minimum butterfat standards for Butter. The store brands and similar will meet that standard - and not a molecule more. Kerry butter isn’t even sold by the pound, I think it is 3/4.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 12:34 PM (GbLWf)

176 I'll Be Home for Christmas, sung by Bing Crosby, was released in 1943, was a bittersweet song about soldiers and sailors being far from home during WWII. It became a huge hit both with the public and the forces - was the most requested song for the USO events, and was distributed by the military for the forces overseas.

The BBC banned it - the melancholy tone was feared bad for morale - and many veterans found it very depressing and tried to avoid it after the war, as it brought back memories they were trying to shed (such as the Battle of the Bulge, for a large number).

Things I never knew.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 12:34 PM (1m82a)

177 I have seen the future and it sucks.

https://is.gd/roS122

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 25, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

178 I know I for one complain about the overreach of technology, but getting to see your granddaughter wearing a snowflake tiara and all her cheap Christmas 'jewelry' from across the country is priceless.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 12:36 PM (f+FmA)

179 Yes, Kansas City, Missouri.
Correct me if I'm wrong as I haven't been to KC, Kansas, but if it's like East St. Louis (which is on the Illinois side) then it's a red pile of trash and crime-ridden.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, niente pensioni at December 25, 2024 12:29 PM (i0xsb)

KC, Kansas is sorta dirty and industrial. I'm sure people live there, but if you're driving east to west, you get to metro Kansas City, Missouri, and it looks like a city. Lots of shopping areas, people milling about, then you get to the sports complex and see where the baseball and football teams play. You go around some curves, and get to downtown.

Then before you know it, you're in Kansas. And after a few miles, you're in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:36 PM (l7SiO)

180 Weasel do you want me to call you for a distraction?

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:37 PM (9YFLg)

181 Patience, Weasel-san.

Fortunately our annual Christmas thing at my sister's is a fantastic if simple food event, and is never marred by politix or the like (which it could be, given the .... well).

And it's genuinely good to see the nephews and niece et al, as I don't see them much.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 12:37 PM (1m82a)

182 Heh, just found out the dump is closed today too, just like Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at December 25, 2024 12:32 PM (G5+As)

Merry Christmas, Arlo.

Posted by: Zombie Officer Obbie at December 25, 2024 12:38 PM (iODuv)

183 Christmas viewing is complete.
Christmas Vacation
Christmas Story w/Ralphie
White Christmas

And finally heard Fleas on the Dog in the wild by Jose Feliciano.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 25, 2024 12:38 PM (E7mWg)

184 Some Silent Nights...

Pentatonix - Silent Night (Live)
Pentatonix is an a cappella quintet. For those of you that don't speak Spanish "a cappella" means they don't use guitars and "quintet" means five.
https://youtu.be/sme8N2pzRx8

The Three Tenors - Silent Night (Live)
Tres tipos gordos also singing without guitars but with an orchestra.
https://youtu.be/WjhVI4Q0Vfc

Gerry Rafferty - Silent Night
This was the last song on his last album. There is something
poignant in that.
https://youtu.be/tHsREPHqzBg

Lady Antebellum - Silent Night (Live)
Finally we have a very American version and it has some guitars. For those of you that only speak Spanish that means Nashville.
https://youtu.be/xx7sLISpkUQ

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 12:39 PM (Q8Bj8)

185 Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. Wave one in the books. Prime rib in the oven, wife napping, kids at the gym. We are hosting this year, 17 fam members. Fun chaos.

Posted by: scampydog got golf balls for Christmas at December 25, 2024 12:39 PM (41CYW)

186 I have a love/hate relationship with I'll Be Home for Christmas. During the 20 years I drove over the road, I think I was able to make it home 2 times. But I can really appreciate the sentiment.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 25, 2024 12:39 PM (X6YhY)

187 The good news, we really weren’t paranoid all those years.

The bad news, all our worst fears keep coming true.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 12:29 PM (GbLWf)

Well yeah. Not paranoid enough.

I envy those people who believe this country is run by good people who do good things for the people.

It's not, they're not, and they don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:40 PM (vlrwq)

188 Merry Christmas Horde! May you feast to your hearts content!

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 25, 2024 12:41 PM (4TAOz)

189 I'm 92 minutes into a 120 minute brunch commitment with the in-laws. Not that I'm counting.
Posted by: Weasel

Any discussion about the Game Show Network yet? That is sort of the peak moment after the pet topic is beat into the ground.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 12:41 PM (Q8Bj8)

190 Oh, and Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all the Horde!

Posted by: Old Blue at December 25, 2024 12:42 PM (X6YhY)

191 Wartime censors didn’t allow for showing any images of dead Americans. Not till 1944, something like that. I think maybe LIFE magazine, ironically enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 12:42 PM (GbLWf)

192 It's not too early to drink is it?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:44 PM (WXNFJ)

193 I'm 92 minutes into a 120 minute brunch commitment with the in-laws. Not that I'm counting.
Posted by: Weasel

Any discussion about the Game Show Network yet? That is sort of the peak moment after the pet topic is beat into the ground.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 25, 2024 12:41 PM (Q8Bj

For discussion: Which was better: Match Game with Gene Rayburn, or The Gong Show with Chuck Barris?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 12:44 PM (VNX3d)

194 Old Blue, that's been the reaction to that song since it was released. Especially at the time and especially among the people in the service whose situation was the subject of the song.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 12:44 PM (1m82a)

195 Tonypete it's afternoon here so go for it

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:44 PM (fwDg9)

196 Wartime censors didn’t allow for showing any images of dead Americans. Not till 1944, something like that. I think maybe LIFE magazine, ironically enough.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 12:42 PM (GbLWf)

Gotta admit, having looked at some of those photos, the ones from D-Day, where men are lying in the water, or in the Pacific, washing up onto the beaches... I always wondered if the people who knew them saw those photos.

Did they know their son/husband whatever, had died? Is this how they found out?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:44 PM (rL1hr)

197 NOOD Doggies!!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (VNX3d)

198 186 I have a love/hate relationship with I'll Be Home for Christmas. During the 20 years I drove over the road, I think I was able to make it home 2 times. But I can really appreciate the sentiment.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 25, 2024 12:39 PM (X6YhY)
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The Shriners commercials ruined it for me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (U/j9n)

199 I envy those people who believe this country is run by good people who do good things for the people.

It's not, they're not, and they don't.
Posted by: BurtTC

You are correct young man but, and this is a big but (and I cannot lie), a higher % are now aware of it than ever before.

We have an opportunity to do something this time around.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (WXNFJ)

200 I was out and about, and one of the Walgreens stores was open. They keep one of our three open for pharmacy but also if someone needs a little something to complete a dinner. Like a six dollar bottle of mustard or a four dollar quart of milk. Proud of their merchandise they are. Didn't go I but the parking lot was packed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (gm9Sb)

201 22
The Shepherds' Farewell, from L'enfance du Christ by Hector Berlioz.
https://youtu.be/TGBTNlbRbeM
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2024 11:13 AM (dxSpM)

Introduced to this by the Benedictines of Mary. A new favorite. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: sal at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (f+FmA)

202 I was in Whole Foods and looked at rib roasts - YIKES! $150? $200? For a piece of meat?

Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (QfvaV)

203 Space Truckers 1996

https://youtu.be/lSm-z6_PHwQ?si=XP3Q4Wbx_wh9RURb

Because I loved Total Recall for all the wrong reasons.

I am addicted to watching recaps of movies I am never ever going to watch. Many recaps have a higher body-horror element than this one, without the campy effects.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (lhenN)

204 I think the dead Marines at Tarawa in November '43 was the first imagery of US KIA allowed to be published. Think FDR himself approved it (unless memory is misfiring). Had a pretty impact on the public.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (1m82a)

205 True story
In England a Sgt wasn't going to have a beer until it was noon but basically was sitting around just waiting for noon.
So I formulated a plan to distracted him, got others in on it and got him out of room and changed his clock back in small amounts so he wouldn't notice. I think it was around 12:45 until he figured it out

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2024 12:47 PM (fwDg9)

206 You are correct young man but, and this is a big but (and I cannot lie), a higher % are now aware of it than ever before.

We have an opportunity to do something this time around.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2024 12:45 PM (WXNFJ)

Agreed, but I do admit I get a little annoyed by people who think the job is done by having elected Trump.

No, now the job begins.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2024 12:47 PM (M6d0F)

207 202 I was in Whole Foods and looked at rib roasts - YIKES! $150? $200? For a piece of meat?
Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (QfvaV)

!!!

Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 12:48 PM (VnUSN)

208 207 202 I was in Whole Foods and looked at rib roasts - YIKES! $150? $200? For a piece of meat?
Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2024 12:46 PM (QfvaV)

!!!
Posted by: m at December 25, 2024 12:48 PM (VnUSN)
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Status roasts cost extra.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 25, 2024 12:52 PM (U/j9n)

209 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2024 12:57 PM (RIvkX)

210 72 This is why Lightning was popular before USB-C, and why cords are switching to USB-C on both sides of the cable.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 25, 2024 11:32 AM (EXyHK)

Curiously enough, concentric connectors that could not be mis-inserted long predate the advent of computers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2024 11:35 AM (8zz6B)


There will always be massive numbers of Better Mousetrap designers, builders, and marketers. They quickly evolved and rapidly proliferated shortly after humans began using tools.

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Posted by: victorian at December 25, 2024 01:05 PM (wBMdF)

212 It is absolutely critical that government is staffed with reasonably decent people without control freak issues or hysteria. Genuine Diversity of thought, not simply skin tone or sexual perversions.

Much of what was and is being perpetrated on Americans is also naturally highly fucking illegal six ways to Sunday. Everyone has had quite enough, thank you very much, and the left’s more recent mustering of mindless mobs to target infrastructure along with hordes of foreign nationals bum rushing the border to overwhelm our systems is fucking treason. I don’t know who to hate, but they need to Hang.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 25, 2024 01:07 PM (GbLWf)

213 Whole Foods = whole paycheck.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2024 01:12 PM (dg+HA)

214 Kindltot - There are very cheap USB-C to every other flavor of USB plug adalters available. Your old USB stuff can still be used.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2024 01:20 PM (ugvYV)

215 Adapters....

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2024 01:20 PM (ugvYV)

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