Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Groundhog Daze Open Thread

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (mdSmG)

2 Oh, those are cute.
Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

3
1st

Posted by: Clive Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

4
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.

He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.

Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (iJfKG)

5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)

6 5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (CNl8/)

=====

There are consequences to woodcucks not being able to chuck wood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (mdSmG)

7 him to Bucky's."

Que?

Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)

8 Too late to name the crater Oprah's Mish?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (lCppi)

9 5 Why is it Groundhog Day instead of Woodchuck Day?
Posted by: Mark1971


I think I've heard that question before.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (gKWVE)

10 I was surprised at how big groundhogs are when I saw one in the wild the first time. Burrowing rodents in the southwest are generally much smaller.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (lFFaq)

11 name suggestions for two craters spotted on the moon, one of which they would like to dedicate to the late wife of astronaut and crew member Reid Wiseman.

She had a nice ass?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)

12 Can I just put the whole fiasco behind me and move on with my life? I mean who knew the vicious little rodent was a republican?

Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (anL5R)

13 The only reason that guy is tolerating the vermin is because he can make enough money on youtube to compensate for the damage they do to his garden.

Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)

14 Groundhogs always attacked my garden back in Virginia.

I didn't keep track of the bodycount, but they didn't get away without consequences.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (N1DT3)

15 Don't drive angry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)

16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

17 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)

18 Can I just put the whole fiasco behind me and move on with my life? I mean who knew the vicious little rodent was a republican?"

I know, huh?

Posted by: Zombie Jimmeh Carter at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (XuXeR)

19 him to Bucky's."

Que?
Posted by: Buc-ee's at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (XuXeR)
---
"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)

20 Groundhogs don't bounce worth a shit.

Posted by: Bill de Blasio at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (lZt8q)

21 What? No Bill Murray?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

22 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

=====

I once heard Obama say that breathing is good.

Everyone should stop breathing now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (mdSmG)

23 I understood this joke:

@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)

24 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM


Half a cord, tops.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (4NO2D)

25 Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S.


I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)

26 There are consequences to woodcucks not being able to chuck wood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM


Wood *cucks*? Shouldn't they be watching other mens' wood instead of chucking it?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (2ocoG)

27 Supposed to get down to freezing tomorrow night then be up to 80 by Friday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

28 I love Groundhog Day. One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

29 She had a nice ass?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)

Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

30 I detest groundhogs. I'm not ashamed to say that my brother and I would find a groundhog hole system (and they are freakin system...lots of entrances) and then set up a lawn chair with a cooler of cold drinks and wait patiently with a trusty Remington 870 for the menace to stick his lumpy head up.

In my defense, I'm been tossed off of riding mowers because of those pieces of hairy shit.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

31 I've never seen a groundhog in real life before but I saw a weasel yesterday that I caught in a gopher trap. The weasel was smaller than I thought they'd be, smaller than a ground squirrel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (qWalT)

32 How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (GDFK9)

33 Supposed to get down to freezing tomorrow night then be up to 80 by Friday.
---
It is officially wrong coat season.

Posted by: I'm always poorly dressed at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

34 I had woodchucks at this place, til my trusty, woodchuck-terminating labrador dispensed with them.

But there's been a knock-on effect - my neighbor had a woodchuck, but no wherewithal to get rid of him.

With no nearby woodchuck competitors, this woodchuck has grown to Gorlock-esque proportions.

I used to worry about him getting through my back fence. Now I'm not sure if he could fit through my gate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

36 We have a groundhog that lives in the backyard, named Churchill. Also a rabbit, Jasper. Then, there is the Southern Black Racer that lives in the porch lattice brickwork, Blackie. When Blackie shed his skin last time, I cut it into narrow strips, and had them laminated, added a bit of yarn to the laminated strips, and voila!, novel bookmarks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XeU6L)

37 I’ve known that tongue twister since grammar school and never pondered what exactly it means to “chuck wood”…. I don’t know unless it’s t means to throw it?

Like I chucked that wood out the window…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (OoFl2)

38 Willowed:

So the Roman army used decimating hitters?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

39 Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's..."

"Buq-quee's"? With the beaver wearing a beret at a jaunty angle?

I'd allow it

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (XuXeR)

40 I understood this joke:

@TheBabylonBee 5m
'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon https://buff.ly/qcPH41F

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (diia5)

They should play the joke where they paste closeups of the lunar surface on the windows while one astronaut is sleeping and all scream bloody murder to wake him up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

41 then set up a lawn chair with a cooler of cold drinks and wait patiently with a trusty Remington 870 for the menace to stick his lumpy head up.

Posted by: Orson


I never though of lead-mulching them before. I just use a .22

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)

42 As long as we're going low effort today, i wrote the beginning of a song about how the flat earthers were reacting to the Artemis launch. (Music is from the song 'I touch myself by DeVinyls)

I cr*p myself, I want you to know it.
Your rocket launch I don’t want you to show it.
The earth is flat; you don’t have to show me.
Your orbital pics, they better not find meeeee!

I don’t want images from space
When I think about them I crap myself
Ah ah oh I don’t want images from space
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no!

I had more but my wife begged me to stop singing it after the first chorus. Cheers!

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (7gpcF)

43 ---
"Bucky's" must be the French spelling, though I'd expect more q's....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (ESVrU)



Well, being French, you must shove a cucumber up your ass before attempting to speak, so........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (IXZGh)

44
The only reason that guy is tolerating the vermin is because he can make enough money on youtube to compensate for the damage they do to his garden.

Otherwise they'd be fertilizer.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (a+4eV)
===

Their entrance holes are dangerous to pastured livestock, too.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

45 novel bookmarks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

Salmonella bookmarks. No thank you.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

46 My brother wouldn't hesitate to blast a rockchuck tearing up his garden and landscaping. Cute, maybe, but magpies, skunks and coyotes gotta eat too.

Ring the gong.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (Fbc0I)

47 Roman army used decimating hitters?"

Sgt. Donny Donowitz?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XuXeR)

48 If it has fur or feathers, it has visited our yard at one point or another. The bears are pesky, having a taste for investigating the garbage cans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

49 They should play the joke where they paste closeups of the lunar surface on the windows while one astronaut is sleeping and all scream bloody murder to wake him up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (OoFl2)

50
Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)




"Like two big Christmas hams."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

51 Salmonella bookmarks. No thank you.
Posted by: Bulg
-------

Treated with a glycerine/alcohol mix before anything else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

52 If it has fur or feathers, it has visited our yard at one point or another. The bears are pesky, having a taste for investigating the garbage cans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

Who knew Mike Hammer was married to Snow White?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

53 Pfizer and German vax maker BioNTech had sought to research an updated version of the vaccine in adults ages 50 to 64, but were unable to generate the data needed due to the low enrollment in the trials, Reuters reported.

"...a humiliating repudiation of one of history's largest and most destructive inoculation attempts. A fitting end to a hideous story..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

54 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)

55 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

Rabid cats in a sack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

56 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

57 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)

He would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)

58 In honor of the flyby - Boris Brejcha "To the Moon and Back"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3PGCPQOOY

Posted by: slash buzz at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (FgaX7)

59 He would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted by: Betty Botty, who bought some butter at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (zafwz)

Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

60 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

61 I saw you standing alone . . .

Posted by: Moonie at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

62 Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood."

Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

63 The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.

They should launch Colbert to Mexico with a trebuchet.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)

64
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (OoFl2)



A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (y9nCu)

65 I never though of lead-mulching them before. I just use a .22
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (a+4eV)

___________________________

LMAO...I was sending a message. To be honest, I was all in. We even had smoke bombs from the local hardware store (when they were still allowed to sell them). IOW, "Caddyshack" was a how-to documentary.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (dIske)

66 Union rules. Only beavers may chuck wood."

Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

They are asking for it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)

67 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)

68 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)



BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Proving he WAS fired for being incompetent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

69 Artemis: "I gotta take a dump."
NASA: "Bummer."

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

70 Proving he WAS fired for being incompetent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

And for employing a whole organization of unfunny jackasses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (dK+Kv)

71
Isn't that being a little hard on the beaver?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:16 PM (XuXeR)

They are asking for it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)



What was she wearing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (IXZGh)

72 Supreme Court vacates Steve Bannon contempt-of-Congress charges. The Court did not explain its decision. There were no noted dissents.

SCOTUS returned this case because the prosecution pulled it. There really wasn't an option for SCOTUS. This is Trump helping his buddies in a way that follows the law. For this particular case, the spin is to make SCOTUS look bad rather than the real perpetrator, Trump.

So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless. The court clearly thinks that only one of the three branches matters at any given time: the executive when a Republican is president, and the judiciary when a Democrat is president.

The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

73 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

There is a reason why US (and Israeli) pilots will take on about any mission is that they know that if they get shot down, that the rest of the US military is willing to risk life and limb to rescue them. The rest of the US military knows that when they need hell rained down on the enemy that the US pilots will do everything that they can do to deliver it.

It's a grand tradeoff.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (k1E2D)

74 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
.......

So, he's just like us.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

75 A friend in college had a family farm on which there was a large field, being a farm and all, where they would graze a few head of cattle, and it was absolutely eaten up with groundhogs.

There was a nice little shaded rise at one end of the field with great sightlines to the entire thing. We broke out the bolt-action .223 and the spotting scope and took turns playing sniper and spotter for about 5 hours. There also might have been a beer or two consumed, but my buddy's grandpa never griped about groundhogs again.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)

76 Are groundhogs good eating?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

77 We had a groundhog living in our backyard a while back. Well, not exactly living in our backyard, but there was an entrance to his borrow on the edge of our property. So we saw him every once in a while. Big fat guy.

Believe it or not, he somehow got in the house once. My grandmother (RIP) saw him and thought it was a cat.

"Hey Elric, there's a cat in the house. Can you come get it?"

"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

78 Angel Reese is getting a new chapter to her WNBA career.

Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

79 Are groundhogs good eating?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)



I would think, if they were, we wouldn't have much of a problem with them f*cking up people's gardens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (IXZGh)

80
Like that Far Side cartoon with the giant eyeball in the rear view mirror which contains the warning: objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
--------

One of my favorites:
https://shorturl.at/HXWGc


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)

81 72 So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless. The court clearly thinks that only one of the three branches matters at any given time: the executive when a Republican is president, and the judiciary when a Democrat is president.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

=====

Oh, look, the left has discovered a debate that's been going on for literally centuries.

Just wait until they discover that the embrace of regulation by the executive has robbed the legislature of their delegated power and that Trump's slashing of regulation actually brings the executive more in line with its proscribed role in the federal government.

That realization's gonna be weird to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (mdSmG)

82 @74

>> So, he's just like us.

He’s actually been a big Willy in a lot of television producing for decades.

If you see a random whacky show on tv, it’s a good bet Byron Allen is the producer or production company behind it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IULgb)

83 Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)



This is what's known as 'spreading cancer.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (IXZGh)

84 There was a nice little shaded rise at one end of the field with great sightlines to the entire thing. We broke out the bolt-action .223 and the spotting scope and took turns playing sniper and spotter for about 5 hours. There also might have been a beer or two consumed, but my buddy's grandpa never griped about groundhogs again.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:20 PM


Groundhogs are targets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:22 PM (bFu5X)

85
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

==============

The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

86 56 CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’

The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)

87 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM


Xe's not wrong.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

88 85
So congressional subpoenas are effectively toothless.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

==============

The subpoenas have teeth, but Congress keeps them in a jar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

======

Congress' real power is funding.

But Congress does not reduce funding and hasn't for...ever.

So, yes, Congress is effectively toothless and has been for a very, very long time.

I learned this during the Benghazi hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (mdSmG)

89 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)

90 Are groundhogs good eating?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM


If employing the proper smallish caliber, high-velocity weapons, there shouldn't be much left to eat. Unless you're a crow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)

91 87 Xe's not wrong.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

======

"The ACA is law, bitches!"
-same poster, 16 years ago

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (mdSmG)

92 Groundhogs love digging around foundations ... I kill them every time I get a shot. Probably killed five or so in the last couple years. They are out and active again now, after hibernating for the winter.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

93 73 16 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
___________________________

Remember that that "Christian Craighead" (SAS) went hunting for terrorists on his own at that hotel in Kenya? I think back in 2019.

Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

94
Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM (k1E2D)



The YT channel has 370,000 subscribers, so, yeah. Better than ColBERT. Less cost.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (IXZGh)

95 A friend in college had a family farm on which there was a large field, being a farm and all, where they would graze a few head of cattle, and it was absolutely eaten up with groundhogs.
------

Those with cattle despise groundhogs. A friend of mine with a Remington Model 700 in .222, and Unertle scope, used to take weekend trips to WV to hunt them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

96 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:19 PM (JCZqz)
-----

Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)

97 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe5)



Prairie doggin' is a common phrase used for someone that has to poop really bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)

98 Hey, someone ask Eric Holder what kind of teeth Congressional subpoenas have.

Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)

99 Anyone check on the sales of MoonPies?

Up? Down? Amazon's got 'em. "Fresh"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (AkEZC)

100 Angel Reese is getting a new chapter to her WNBA career.

Reese was traded on Monday morning from the Chicago Sky to the Atlanta Dream.

The Sky will get first-round picks in 2027 and 2028 with the Dream getting a second-round pick swap in 2028, along with Reese.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

... where she dreams about getting paid?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)

101 "boucquise " I think. Except for the Cajun

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

102 How much wheezing could a weazel wheeze if a weazel learned how to wheeze?

Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (Vdukr)

103 Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM

CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)

104
Holy crap, these Leftists are stupid - do they remember anything that isn’t explicitly programmed into them as talking points????
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (4KUe5)



They actually think you're stupid and have the attention span of a gnat that can't remember anything past last week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (IXZGh)

105 The governor of NH signed a bill not allowing student ID to be used for voting purposes.

The left's response is interesting...a little bit of "but college students are dumb and can't get a formal government ID!!!" but mostly, "It is voter suppression to not let a college student vote in the state they go to college even if they are nominally residents of another state"

NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

106 Fun Fact:

Byron Allen’s net worth is 1 billion dollars.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 03:18 PM (IULgb)

At first I read that as Byron Nelson and thought: great golfer but he’s not worth anything now as he’s been mort for awhile

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (OoFl2)

107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

108 If employing the proper smallish caliber, high-velocity weapons, there shouldn't be much left to eat. Unless you're a crow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------
See 95

Yeah, I think he loaded 48 grain Speer hollow points. Just exploded the critters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

109 Those with cattle despise groundhogs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I imagine those with horses do, too.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

110 Prairie doggin' is a common phrase used for someone that has to poop really bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (IXZGh)


Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)

111
lol, what the hell is that for?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)



He's reminding everyone he's an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (IXZGh)

112 Probably gets about the same ratings and is much cheaper to produce.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 06, 2026 03:23 PM

CBS could run hand shadow puppets on a white screen and get about the same ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (/QdgR)

Time to show Punch and Judy reruns?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (S/Y4j)

113 96 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
-----
Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: ballistic

That's why the next Democrat president needs to unilaterally fire them all and expand/pack the court with 24 justices!!!! For Democracy!!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

114
Prairie Doggin' is a term for cube farms, when something happens and all the workers pop their heads up above the cubical walls to see what made that noise.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:28 PM (rbvCR)



Same thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (IXZGh)

115 ... where she dreams about getting paid?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:26 PM (S/Y4j)

Hey, getting paid anything for missing the basket is good money.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

116 Remember that that "Christian Craighead" (SAS) went hunting for terrorists on his own at that hotel in Kenya? I think back in 2019.

Initially, the powers that be in the UK tried to punish the guy for acting on his own. He likely saved about 700 lives that day, and they tried to screw the guy over. Trump invited him to the White House, and that pissed the Euros off even more, but forced them to award the guy a medal.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (dIske)

Obi-wan Nairobi! That dude had a hell of time pulling off that rescue while hauling those huge neutronium balls of his. Yeah, his country was miffed, fucking pussies they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (snZF9)

117 lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

------

Same reason a dog licks his own 'nads.


Because he can.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

118 The whole structure of the court was always destined to get out of control. They are a group of non- elected god- kings who serve for life and can’t be removed. They have no reason to care about what the public thinks. The constitution protects them from accountability.

The left's ability to 100% reverse earlier "core beliefs" is some times stunning.

If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

119 96 Thus proving the axiom that a broken clock is right twice a day.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:25 PM (oqH4h)

=======

$5 says that if we asked him if the constitution gave power to the Supreme Court to decide if laws were constitutional or not, he'd say that it did.

Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.

John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all. Never granted it by any other branch or by the people, the courts have been implicitly allowed to grow out of control through apathy. Hell, any time Congress did write laws about the courts, they were explicitly limited in scope, refusing things like jurisdiction on certain matters (like immigration) that the courts have been ignoring for decades.

If this poster got what he suddenly wished, a defanged court system, he'd hate the results because the country would shift massively rightward pretty much overnight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)

120 I bet the neighbors just love knowing the lady in the first video has attracted a family of them.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 03:31 PM (cWLG3)

121 107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)
___________________________________

Banning concerts I can see...they have limited security resources. BUT, I'd guess the food festivals are banned because they take away from the illegal immigrant food carts and street food businesses (which, btw, operate without oversight, required insurance, or licensing by health departments).

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

122 How much wheezing could a weazel wheeze if a weazel learned how to wheeze?
Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM


We'd have to ask Weasel during allergy season.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (bFu5X)

123 Nate Silver posted an infographic of what pundits are getting the most engagement on twitter and as you might expect is is mostly right leaning folks. https://tinyurl.com/2mbk79mz

But I've never heard of a lot of these guys...who is Jackson Hinkle or Gunther Eagleman?

Also, looks like the top lefty is Brian Allen, again someone I've never heard of...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

124 Wait.
Is this a cafe?

Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)

125 Uh oh. David French agrees that the Euros are fags about "planes cost money, so you shouldn't have rescued the airmen". Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)


Faggy French was an Army Reservist... JAG. Who cares what that homo thinks?

From what I understand, the average European ground trooper much prefers to go into combat alongside or under the direct command of Americans. Because Americans will spend millions on ordnance to save a single soldier on their side without hesitation. The Eurofag officers break out the adding machines to do a cost/benefit analysis before firing a single round.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (y9nCu)

126 If this poster got what he suddenly wished, a defanged court system, he'd hate the results because the country would shift massively rightward pretty much overnight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (mdSmG)
------
Yuuuuup.

The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

127 Wait.
Is this a cafe?
Posted by: 'Cuz it feels like a cafe at April 06, 2026 03:32 PM (BvmD+)

Nope. Mamdani closed it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 03:34 PM (S/Y4j)

128 Faggy French was an Army Reservist... JAG. Who cares what that homo thinks?

By favorite JAG story from the French era was when a corpsman went to treat a wounded jihadi who then attacked him with a knife leading to the US soldier killing the jihadi and the JAG(offs) decided to charge our soldier with murder.

Well, they leaned on one of the soldiers there with him to testify against the corpsman OR ELSE but being a smart guy he agreed under the terms of a full and complete pardon for himself

Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

129
There are people who regard groundhogs as charming local characters. Others, who regard them as garden-despoiling, livestock-leg-breaking-burrow-diggers, who deserve a .22 caliber bullet at 4000 feet per second or so. This opinion divide will not be resolved by discussion, nor at all for that matter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (t1fZA)

130 126 Yuuuuup.

The post-Marbury judiciary has been pretty much the teeth in the ratchet moving us steadily left over the last 200 years.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)

=======

I want Trump to start arresting judges who do anything else than dismiss with cause any issue that they are not explicitly allowed to hear based on the language from the statute that created the level of judiciary.

District judges hear an immigration case? Arrested without bail, their lives turned inside out to find any other crime they've done, and minimum ban on their ever holding a job in government at any level again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (mdSmG)

131 The left's response is interesting...a little bit of "but college students are dumb and can't get a formal government ID!!!" but mostly, "It is voter suppression to not let a college student vote in the state they go to college even if they are nominally residents of another state"

NH, being a state that would be reddish-purple absent fraud is of course a state the left really, really wants out of state college students to be able to vote in...in addition to their actual home states of course...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

Too bad the young don’t vote.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (E6xSb)

132 The left's ability to 100% reverse earlier "core beliefs" is some times stunning.

If the court decides birth tourism is fine and every Chinese baby is just one plane ticket away from citizenship expect to hear THE SAME PEOPLE argue that the SC's "independence" is a critical component of "our democracy"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
------
The left has no core belief other than pure will-to-power and the end justifies the means.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (oqH4h)

133
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)



Practice run for Ramadan 2027

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu)

134 54 Like a couple of watermelons battling for supremacy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:08 PM (dK+Kv)

"Like two big Christmas hams."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Two bear cubs wrestling in a sack.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (a+4eV)


"Two baby rhinos fighting under a blanket."

Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Sy6m/)

135 A man accused of shooting another man in the groin at a south Fort Worth apartment complex on Friday has now been identified. The person who was shot had been accused of soliciting children for sex shortly before the shooting.

Marckus Renfro has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in connection with the incident, according to Tarrant County Jail records.


Overwhelming question asked in comments?

Does Marckus need an alibi?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (U7QMZ)

136 What a coincidence. I have never seen woodchucks around here, not even run over on the road. I was riding my bike the last couple hours and a long animal crossed the street a couple hundred feet in front of me. Clearly not a squirrel or cat. When I got close, I saw it was a woodchuck. Didn't ask if his name was Cutie.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at April 06, 2026 03:37 PM (oftw2)

137 $5 says that if we asked him if the constitution gave power to the Supreme Court to decide if laws were constitutional or not, he'd say that it did.

Hint: It didn't. It's the court designed to deal with conflicts between the states and little else.

John Marshall made a fake ruling with no teeth in Marbury that became the basis for the idea of the Supreme Court being important at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
_______
I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

138 France repatriated all of its gold stored in America.
---
All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (koh6z)

139 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

140 Discrimination is an ugly thing.

Colorado police department turns down job applicant with extensive criminal history, active warrant

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (ndZc7)

141 >>>Are groundhogs good eating?

Posted by: Bulg

>I've never eaten a rodent. Maybe edible, spit-roasted on a survival rotisserie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (Fbc0I)

142 137 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

=======

The greatest power is with Congress. If funds everything. It can investigate the president. It can impeach the president. The president doesn't have the power to remove a single member of the House.

President refuses to enforce a law? Congress should deal with it.

Congress passes a law the president thinks is unconstitutional? He doesn't enforce it.

The political battles should be political battles. Removing them to the judicial, not a political branch since it's not chosen by the body politic, is unAmerican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM (mdSmG)

143 Be a lot easier for the Iranians to take that gold out of France than Chase Manhattan. Jamie Dimon will fuck you up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (koh6z)

144 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.



https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

146 Let’s call a spade a spade… the founders screwed up in that part of the constitution giving the Supreme Court justices lifetime appointments… bad idea

And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit…. Damn he was alive when that decision was issued and he WROTE the frickin’ constitution…. You’d think he could EASILY say: that’s not what we meant you idiots!! But he didn’t… why???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)

147 I remember a story from years back from somewhere in the ranch lands in South TX. Rancher came home to find his foreman raping his daughter and beat the guy to death with his bare hands.

DA took the case to the grand jury and the grand jury basically laughed the guy out of the room, said there's zero chance you could find a jury in this area that would convict this guy of a parking violation.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)

148 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.
Posted by: 18-1


I haz sadz...because I can't vote for him.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (U7QMZ)

149 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Jefferson talked about this, but you don't need the SC to arbitrate. Congress could then remove funding until their interpretation was accepted or the populace either voted out the president or the current congressional majority depending on which they agreed with.

The system does depend on congress doing its job of course and not to spend its time voting on earmarks and renaming post offices

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

150
138 France repatriated all of its gold stored in America.
---
All French gold now held in Paris.
_RFI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM

-------

*sproing*

Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (t1fZA)

151 Because gay kickball is really important to his real constituents: Muslims. He worries that poor crackers might get killed by hooligans. Plus, it shows the iron fist to the dhimmi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

152 What a coincidence. I have never seen woodchucks around here...

Check your local liquor store for WhistlePig Whiskey. At least you'll see an image of a groundhog in your area, and get a tasty drink as well!

Posted by: Wise, drunk Moron at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

153 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

154 146 And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit…. Damn he was alive when that decision was issued and he WROTE the frickin’ constitution…. You’d think he could EASILY say: that’s not what we meant you idiots!! But he didn’t… why???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (OoFl2)

=======

There was nothing to rebel against. Marbury didn't demand any positive action on Jefferson as president. It was essentially dead letter...at the time.

But it set precedent that future SCOTUS used as justification for further infringements.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (mdSmG)

155 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does?

Easy. We agree to disagree and split. I detest this concept of the republic as a suicide pact.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (OQ3w/)

156 When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

157
Then when the soldier was brought up to testify he...claimed he himself killed the jihadi leaving the JAGOffs with no way forward to charge either of them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)



Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

158 I live my Groundhog Day every day as the Clinton's are still not in prison.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)

159 133
Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM

###
COVID was just a warm up act.

Posted by: Toldjaso at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (BvmD+)

160 You know the lefts "love" for animals is BS when the let DiBlasio get away with causing the groundhog to Plummer to his death

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (19SAM)

161 For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Your hypothetical necessarily assumes a presidential veto and congressional override.

After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (9+UxK)

162 There was a case recently in AL(?) where a guy killed the pedo that assaulted his daughter. The cops charged him so he ran for sheriff...and won.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:39 PM


Nominee for the Gary Plauche Father of the Year Award.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (bFu5X)

163
Missouri Senate Passes Bill Blocking WHO, UN, WEF Authority

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (koh6z)

164 And I don’t know my history but why in the heck did James Madison obey Marbury vs Madison or why didn’t he throw a hissy fit

Because Marbury gave Madison the W in a roundabout way. He just claimed the SC was the final arbiter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

165
145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.



https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM

-------

If it's an op, ten bucks says it was organized by Democrats who think the little weasel is bad for business.

Posted by: Boners of France's New Islamic Overlords at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (t1fZA)

166
"Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM

Lol.

The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)

167 The Left has shown they will argue from strict textual interpretations of Constitutional language when it suits them and insane divergence from Constitutional text and meaning when said same.

Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)

168 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)
_____

That's a dude, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

169 Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.
Posted by: ... at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (vE0+H)

Death penalty for Commies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

170 Plummet not plummer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (19SAM)

171 145 Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Oh, they absolutely need someone out of the race. If Swalwell doesn't exit, then there's a good chance that two Republicans would end up competing against each other in the CA governor race. It's a jungle primary, so everyone's on the ballot and the top two vote-getters run. The Dems need to have at least one candidate to get through so they can win, and Porter (or any other Dem) isn't going to win without another Dem leaving.

The head of the CA Dem Party was begging someone to do the right thing and leave. They're not asking nicely anymore.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (GxOmq)

172 The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:41 PM


That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X)

173 "Ummm ... that ain't no cat." The Blade took care of the groundhog. My father (RIP) named it "Darwin."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:21 PM

Lol.

The gardener texted me a photo of kitty in my yard and I went outside with a can of cat food saying here kitty kitty and I walked up to it and realized at the last moment it was a bobcat. It ran away when I was about a foot away.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:44 PM (jnOue)
____

We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

174 >I've never eaten a rodent. Maybe edible, spit-roasted on a survival rotisserie.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I've got the spit part covered!

Posted by: Hawk-tuah girl at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

175 Ground hogs and Prairie dogs were born to meet a
5.56 sometime during their verminy lives.

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

176 You know the lefts "love" for animals is BS when the let DiBlasio get away with causing the groundhog to Plummer to his death

I went into some NYS animal lover forums after Hochul sent has assault team to kill Peanut the Squirrel.

I pointed out the man that ordered the raid was appointed by her and could be removed by her if she wanted to. And that since she wasn't doing so she was fine with his decision and so people that disagreed with her should vote for her opponent.

And I got a bunch of "well obviously she didn't know" but eventually a bunch of "but then I'd have to vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

177 Lonoke County Arkansas.

A third, less frequently used option? Run for sheriff against the sheriff whose department arrested you.

That’s the route chosen by Aaron Spencer, the Lonoke County man arrested last October for allegedly shooting and killing 67-year-old Michael Fosler after discovering him with Spencer’s missing daughter, then 13 years old.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (U7QMZ)

178 The fact that the eurofags seemed more worried about equipment over the lives of a serviceman says things

1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.

oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)

179 176 And I got a bunch of "well obviously she didn't know" but eventually a bunch of "but then I'd have to vote for a REPUBLICAN?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

======

Republicans hate the gays unlike Muslims, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)

180
*TRUMP THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALIST OVER LEAK

*TRUMP: WE HAVE TO FIND THAT LEAKER, THAT'S A SICK PERSON

*TRUMP: WILL EXAMINE MEDIA FIRM THAT REPORTED RESCUE LEAK
Apr 6, 2026 · 5:24 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (koh6z)

181 @153 that's a man baby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (19SAM)

182 178 The fact that the eurofags seemed more worried about equipment over the lives of a serviceman says things

1. enjoy your muslim overlords, jerkoffs.
2. you'll never understand us
3. you'll never BE us.

oh, while I'm at it. Getting the second pilot out made for a great easter dessert. I'm missing the cherry on top. I would like to see this so called regional governor that put the bounty on our pilot turned into a fine pink mist. Can we arrange that? I want my cherry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (snZF9)

======

Listen, when we lost the equivalent of the entirety of the German air force in this rescue mission, it makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (mdSmG)

183 How about some aeronautical history.

April 6 marks the 102nd anniversary of the United States grand endeavour to circumnavigate the globe via the airplane.

April 6, 1924 four Douglas World Cruisers departed Seattle, Wa on this adventure. Two of the four would succeed - Chicago and New Orleans. Boston and Seattle would be lost. But no crew would die.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Ur9ym)

184 Here, before I go watch a horror movie, Todd Bridges from Different Strokes is divorcing his wife of 3 years.

The entertainment weekly site had this picture. For the Horde's pleasure. I have nothing against the guy and wish him the best, but whoa....

https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
.......

Too bad. She's hot.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

185 That's a dude, right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx

I honestly don't know. But whoa.

Maybe I'll do better if I get TikTok famous.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (Sco7b)

186 Hence there was no way for the Founders to protect this country from them, other than, well, you know.
Posted by: ...

But they didn't have helicopters back then!

Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

187 144 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yes, I've always had the same question for the Marbury-haters here.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)
------
Congress should take the care and concern to just not pass unconstitutional laws. I get it that takes real, actual work and Congress-apes are deathly allergic to it, but that's what it is.

The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

188 Your hypothetical necessarily assumes a presidential veto and congressional override.

After that, if the president refused to enforce the law, Congress has the power to impeach and remove him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider
_________

That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

189 *TRUMP THREATENS TO JAIL JOURNALIST OVER LEAK

Will there be public hangings because, I would really like to watch public hangings?

Posted by: Major Healey at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)

190
We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)

191 When Trump was talking about Greenland and the Euro-niks and Canuckistanis were starting to get afraid I noticed that in all the media they put together to show how tough they were it was suddenly a bunch of masculine white guys in operator gear...not a single tranny, immigrant, muslim or woman in any of the pictures...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

192 That's a dude, right?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

Sure looks like it to me… but the article says “she” had 4 kids from a previous relationship. Was “she” the father in that relationship??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Wmg4n)

193 Everyone knows the Earth's not flat, but the Moon?

It's like a poker chip!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (iJfKG)

194 187 Congress should take the care and concern to just not pass unconstitutional laws. I get it that takes real, actual work and Congress-apes are deathly allergic to it, but that's what it is.

The framers wrote the Constitution with the assumption that Congress would actually give a shit about the document that pulled this entire little project together.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

========

There's a base assumption in the Constitution that the jealousy of power would be between branches and not parties.

That was a mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (mdSmG)

195
Democrat Activist Says "Shocking" Number Of Women Prepared To Accuse Eric Swalwell Of Harassment

I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:40 PM




Ops like this are the only reason that Chocolate Fonzie ended up anything more than a local Chicago neighborhood troublemaker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (y9nCu)

196 That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

I did answer the question.

Impeach and remove the president.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (9+UxK)

197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

198 Search Assist


The media company that reportedly leaked information about the rescue operation was Israel’s Channel 12. The leak revealed details about the U.S. mission to rescue a downed airman in Iran, which was meant to remain confidential until both airmen were found.
_ Mediaite _fox9.com
------------

Thought it was the L.A. Times


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (koh6z)

199 107 Mamdani signs ‘emergency’ order to block concerts, food festivals at NYC parks during FIFA World Cup (6/11 to 7/19)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

lol, what the hell is that for?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+

don't offend mohamadans

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (LHPAg)

200 Thew internet seems to see Bridge's ex is in fact a real woman.

That picture though...

I do feel sorry for masculine looking women because now everyone assumes they are DIADs...look at Bill Gates ex for example. She was ok looking when younger and now looks like a DIAD...presumably menopause...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

201 188 That doesnt answer the question. It assumes that any law passed by Congress over a veto is constitutional. But in the hypothetical, the president is refusing to enforce because he disagrees and thinks it unconstitutional.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

=======

Then Congress impeaches him.

The solutions are political. Deferring to a non-political branch (not chosen by the body politic), the judiciary, is removing the people from the resolution of the conflict.

And, no, "the people have a second-degree choice in SCOTUS, so it's obviously the people." Well, then SCOTUS should be elected, not appointed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (mdSmG)

202 https://tinyurl.com/2nh4uxtv
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life
.......

Too bad. She's hot.
Posted by: wth

Admiral post worthy, even.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

203 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

Then too bad so sad… the two branches directly elected have spoken and agree. The other branch is not directly elected

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Wmg4n)

204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

205 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

=======

Then it remains.

Just like if SCOTUS decides to leave unconstitutional laws.

There's no perfect solution. Deferring to non-political branches is a worse solution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (mdSmG)

206 In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?

If the majority of the country elects a Prez and a majority in the House and Senate ? Nine judges ain't going to stop that popular will.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)

207 Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

When, in the course of human events it becomes necessary...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (9+UxK)

208 I hope the dummytards don't promote my POS Goobinator Tax Moore. He is an idiot of the first order.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (affD0)

209 I did answer the question.

Impeach and remove the president.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
_________

That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

210 I get the problems with Marbury, but if the SC doesn't get the final word, who does? For instance if the president refused to enforce a law passed by Congress because he thought it unconstitutional, how would that be settled?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:38 PM (XvL8K)

People like to say that the Constitution is perfect, but that was one big glaring hole in it right from the start. That's why Marbury got away with his after the fact fix of giving the power to the Supreme Court; nobody else was claiming it, and they feared that the Executive could become an Emperor if he had that much power.

Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)

211 204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

But we’ll always have Super Bowl XX

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Wmg4n)

212 206 If the majority of the country elects a Prez and a majority in the House and Senate ? Nine judges ain't going to stop that popular will.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (OQ3w/)

====

But we have so many examples of SCOTUS standing up for constitutionality in the face of popular will!

Like, um...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (mdSmG)

213 Groundhogs or prairie dogs?

prairie dogs are cannibals.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4KUe
****
They ate my Uncle.

Posted by: Joetatoe at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (KtOUo)

214 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

But why? There's beef, deer, elk hell I've eaten bear jerky but I don't want to eat a bobcat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:49 PM (jnOue)
____

Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

215 I despise this cocksucker and hope this is all true. But ... it sure sounds like a concerted op to me. Someone wants this guy out of the CA race.

We've had enough moderate, white cis-het men failing this state. It's time for REAL change!!!

Posted by: California Voters at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

216 The Moon has a Terminator and its headed straight for us...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (ESVrU)

217 209
That's only a procedural answer. It never gets to the point of settling what's constitutional and what's not.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

=======

Underneath all of this is some assumption that SCOTUS is an expert on constitutionality.

Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

218 204 If Ditka would have stepped up we would have never heard of Preznit Urkel X. I blame Ditka.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:52 PM (affD0)

As terrible as Obama ended up being - and I believe he was the worst POTUS in my lifetime - if he didn't become POTUS the GOPe would still have all the power, and we'd be rooting for the next lovable GOP loser to lose with dignity. It's better that the rot is out in the open for all to see.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (GxOmq)

219 210 People like to say that the Constitution is perfect, but that was one big glaring hole in it right from the start. That's why Marbury got away with his after the fact fix of giving the power to the Supreme Court; nobody else was claiming it, and they feared that the Executive could become an Emperor if he had that much power.

Marbury was quite clever, he provided an answer to a problem that nobody else was ready to deal with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:53 PM (/QdgR)

========

*cough*
Marshall, not Marburry
*cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

220 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade

How was it?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

221 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg

Good question. I remember Bush Jr saying something similar to "if it's unconstitutional, the courts will let us know" when signing a bill. NO you dolt, you as rep for exec branch have to make that judgement before you sign, same as each congressman before voting to pass. The judicial branch is a co-equal branch, not the ultimate decider on what is constitutional or not. If congress and the executive are in agreement, the best the judiciary can do is gum up the works.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1)

222 208 I hope the dummytards don't promote my POS Goobinator Tax Moore. He is an idiot of the first order.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

When I see them talking potential candidates, he's no one's favorite, if mentioned at all.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

223 197 But what if Congress and the Prez are in agreement both enact a law that is unconstitutional? In other words, what if neither branch thinks the law is unconstitutional even if it is, or they are simply in cahoots and don't care about the unconstitutionality?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)
------
Then you vote all those peckerheads out next time around and replace them with elected representatives that would repeal such laws.

Relying on a non-elected panel of lawgivers with lifetime appointments is a much worse solution.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (oqH4h)

224 Say what you will about Ted Bundy, he's no slacker.

No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder

https://is.gd/7ydk5z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

225 Term limits and death solve most of the constitutional problems.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)

226 Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

***

Have you ever had Hákarl?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)

227 Remember folks, that sacrosanct SCOTUS issued that Dred Scott gem…. That all by itself should’ve killed Marbury vs Madison

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)

228 Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)

229 The dingo ate yo' baby.

https://youtu.be/sYTIGXvc88Y

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (BvmD+)

230 https://tinyurl.com/yb8d4e6z
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......

lol
Love the picture of Trump with duck and kitty.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

231 225 Term limits and death solve most of the constitutional problems.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (KtOUo)

======

Average tenure of a senator pre-Civil War was less than 4 years.

Post-Civil War, this changed to popular election of Senators, and the average tenure is now in the tens of years.

This was done to stop corruption in the selection of Senators at the state level. And the federal government and state governments never saw corruption again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:57 PM (mdSmG)

232 220 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year
Posted by: Elric The Blade

How was it?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM

-----
Tastes like basset hound.

Posted by: B. O. at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (BvmD+)

233 228 The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/QdgR)

=======

SCOTUS is only final because the executive and legislature are pussies who have ceded their own power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)

234 227 Remember folks, that sacrosanct SCOTUS issued that Dred Scott gem…. That all by itself should’ve killed Marbury vs Madison
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)

It does point out the constitutional path to overturning bad rulings; the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments, were passed to (among many other things) overturn Dred Scott.

It also took a war, of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (/QdgR)

235 Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

***

Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
____

That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

236 Yahoo News says Trump is retarded because he said a mean word about Iran.

Oh no!!

Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (xHYkz)

237 Also this baseline assumption that it's a good idea to have a nation governed at the boss level by

LAWYERS

Is the most comical shit I've ever heard. It's ludicrous on its face.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oqH4h)

238 And the federal government and state governments never saw corruption again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Well that’s good news!

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (36bTp)

239 173 We had bobcat meat for the 4th of July last year

putting the steer into skid-steer?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (oY6Yp)

240 SCOTUS is only final because the executive and legislature are pussies who have ceded their own power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:58 PM (mdSmG)

The legislature especially has abandoned their duties in a way that would have shocked anyone alive more than 100 years ago. And they'd think we were insane to allow them to do nothing but grub for money full time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (/QdgR)

241 what you will about Ted Bundy, he's no slacker.

No joke, Ted Bundy just got connected to another murder

https://is.gd/7ydk5z
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)
****
There were a pair of serial killers here in Commiefornia who when the authorities figured out killed A LOT more people than they were letting on simply stopped looking for more. It was expensive to dig and nobody worth anything to them was worth looking for.
California needs another $90 billion for its choo choo train so feel free to contribute.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:00 PM (KtOUo)

242 Admiral post worthy, even.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

"She" is, uh...something. Kinda reminds me of Magic Johnson's VERY gay and flamboyant son: https://tinyurl.com/4hx6ryka

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)

243 Yeah we should really be proud of...

Dred Scott
Korematsu
Roe

the list goes on. The long-term harm done by an unelected branch of the country foisting shit like this on us is, I would argue, worse than if these issues were allowed to be decided politically.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

244 Have you ever had Hákarl?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:56 PM (affD0)
____

That fermented fish? Yea. Nasty and smells like fermented asshole. Won't eat that again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

***

Fermented shark. It's like eating the skin off of the bottom of your feet soaked in Ammonia
. Vomit inducing. My Norwegian cousins thought it was pretty damn funny

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (affD0)

245 Marmots>>>>>groundhogs

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)

246 >>>Why not? YOLO! I'll eat any exotic food I can find. I never had bobcat before, so I said why not?

Posted by: Elric The Blade

>Tacos? Paired with pilaf and a nice complementary wine? Where's our sommelier?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (Fbc0I)

247 >>> 25 Does that mean, Jim Cramer style, that it was wrong to have rescued them?
Posted by: Ian S.

I think that falls under the Blind Squirrel exception.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (a+4eV)

When did D. Fwench start fucking pumpkins?

Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (9vFyc)

248 Despite literal centuries of SCOTUS ruling unconstitutionally on an assortment of issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 03:55 PM (mdSmG)

The Supreme Court is not final because it is always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's final.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Not Always

Posted by: Civil War at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (/lPRQ)

249 >>When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.

Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)

250 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican…. Even lefties should be able to agree with that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

251 250 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican…. Even lefties should be able to agree with that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (OoFl2)

========

"I would have no idea how to fundraise otherwise."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (mdSmG)

252 249 Balut?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 06, 2026 04:04 PM (VkY89)

253 I once took an online citizenship taste just to see how I'd do.

I got all but one question right.

The one I got wrong? What does the judiciary do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (mdSmG)

254 Elric try a Census Taker sometime. Fava beans and a nice Chianti might go well.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)

255 They're called Whistle Pigs.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (n17eQ)

256 You ain't nothin' but a groundhog digging all the time
You ain't nothin' but a groundhog digging all the time
Well, you never dug a gold mine and you ain't no friend of mine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (ndZc7)

257
Artemis image gallery:
https://is.gd/anaNDC

They've got some new ones up, including a good shot of Mare Orientale. The lunar geologists squee like little girls over that feature. That thing is just barely visible edge-on from earth when the libration cycles are just right.

The far side of the Moon is very different than the near side. There's quite a contrast, with the far side crust being much thicker than the near side.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb)

258 The most exotic food I ever ate was German hotdogs in a jar I bought at Frankfurt airport. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)

259 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)

260 Marmots>>>>>groundhogs
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 04:02 PM (W2Pud)

Yes; I used to shoot prairie dogs from my deck when drinking with friends as a kid. Rule was "leave the marmots alone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (BI5O2)

261 >>> 254 Elric try a Census Taker sometime. Fava beans and a nice Chianti might go well.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:05 PM (pDt9x)

Sounds more like something for Cannibal Bob... and has anyone seen him around recently?

Posted by: the Horde needs to know at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (9vFyc)

262 I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (pDt9x)

263 The notion that any 9 people… even if they were 9 of the 12 apostles… should be able to decide our most politically charged issues is fundamentally unamerican….

But thats the thing. You've got folks here who have convinced themselves that no matter where the culture goes, nine judges will protect them because "muh Constitution".

They are fools.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (OQ3w/)

264 It's ludicrous on its face.
Posted by: ballistic

That's what a judge once told me about my case. I got him reversed 3-0 in a published opinion.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (KAi1n)

265 257 They've got some new ones up, including a good shot of Mare Orientale.

no yellow!

Posted by: hunter at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (oY6Yp)

266 Groundhogs are marmots. Their taxonomical name is Marmota monax. They just live in lowlands instead of mountains like the other marmots.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

267 Byron Allen is buying the 2 hours from CBS and selling the commercial slots himself. So the Colbert time slot will go from losing $40 million a year to profitable for CBS.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

268 So funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)

269 #240 True!
11th Amendment
Chisholm v Georgia 1793
Chisholm loaned $ to GA during Revolutionary War. After war GA said thanks for your contribution and we're not paying you back. Supreme Court said Georgia had to pay Chisholm back.

In record time 11th Amendment was passed not necessarily to prevent the contract or tort obligation but certainly to throw cold water on efforts to make a state pay you back. In California for instance you have six months to sue the state for torts. In Nevada state torts are capped at $250,000.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (KtOUo)

270 253 I once took an online citizenship taste just to see how I'd do.

this is still about cannibal bob, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (oY6Yp)

271 Also, marmots are surprisingly fast, for their Kristolesque physique.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (BI5O2)

272
Groundhogs are marmots. Their taxonomical name is Marmota monax. They just live in lowlands instead of mountains like the other marmots.
Posted by: Bulg

Wesley Crusher! It is NOT polite to sock other Horde Members.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 04:09 PM (noISA)

273 Tough but fair.

LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!”

“Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)

274 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
****
They're back in my attic.
Deployed the illegal poison. Grrrr

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (KtOUo)

275 When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

At least you were told. When I had an overnight in Manilla after flying into Clark AB, I didn't feel like going out that evening so I headed to the restaurant in the hotel and ordered a "hamburger" off the menu. When it arrived, I took one bite and spit it out onto my plate.

Don't know what it was, but it wasn't beef. Dog, most likely.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Y1sOo)
___

The classic pinoy burger is made with chorizo and banana. It's not spit-it-out bad, but if you're expecting a real American beef burger, you'll be very surprised.

Guinea pig is called "cuy" in Peru and it's delicious.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

276 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard




Trump should troll Iran and claim the prize since we found the pilot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (U7QMZ)

277 268 So funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 04:08 PM (sOA7y)
------
I quote you $0.20 in .22lr ammunition and one (1) ice-cold brewski.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (oqH4h)

278
Artemis entered the Moon's sphere of gravitational influence, otherwise known as the Hill Sphere, at 12:42 EDT this morning.

Using "under control of the Moon's gravity" as the standard, this adds 4 more people, making 28 humans who have "flown to the Moon" now.

They broke Apollo 13's distance for earth record at 248, 655 miles at 1:56PM EDT. They will reach their own max distance in a couple of hours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (w6EFb)

279 >>>I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal

>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Fbc0I)

280 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo


Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)

281 My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.

And over to you, CBD...

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

282 I have killed so many prairie dogs and gophers that I'm like the plague, but fir dirt-rats. Bullets, fire, flooding, I've done it all. They suck, but you can eventually exterminate them. Marmots help. They're like the Israel of the pasture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

283 funny this topic came up. I’m home from work waiting for the pest control guy to come and give me a quote to get rid of rats in my back yard that set up shop near my bird feeders. Been here 38 years and fed birds same spot for 20. Never had rats. There are 3 right now.
Posted by: Jaimo

Cat.
The reason I keep upwards of ten barn cats around outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 04:11 PM (U7QMZ)


Having cats around a bird feeder is not a great idea though.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

284 279 >>>I have had groundhog. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: tubal

>My understanding is that if you drop them on their head, it tenderizes the meat. Sous vide might be the way to go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Couple hours in the oven at medium heat outta take care of it. It's not opossum, but it'll do in a pinch.

Posted by: Granny Smith at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

285 259 Trump claimed that someone in the administration 'leaked' critical information on the rescue mission to the media.
...the leak threatened National Security and "we're looking very hard to find that leaker."

"So actually, the country Iran, put out a major notice — you all saw it — offering a very big award for anybody that captures the pilot," he added.

"So in addition to a hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military, we had millions of people trying to get an award, so when you add that to it, but we have to find that leaker, because that's a sick person."
_.hindustantimes.com/ world-news ....
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 04:06 PM (koh6z)

--------------------------------

So since the US found the pilot, Iran has to give us the award, right?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (OGOaV)

286 249 >>When I was in Peru I was offered Guinea Pig. I am glad they told me what it was before I started eating it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 06, 2026 03:42 PM (affD0)

_____________________

I still have some leftovers from a plane trip I took with the Uruguayan rugby team. We had a layover in the Andes.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 04:13 PM (dIske)

Far Side Fly-By Open Thread

We like da moon.

As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:40 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Suddenly thought of El Vy's "Return to the Moon".

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iXqHn)

2 Yay! Looping Around the Moon!

Posted by: It's 1968 Again! at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (oftw2)

3 Every time Hegseth said "God is great " 20k leftists crapped themselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (19SAM)

4 Time to start playing big band music on all the frequencies as they come out from the EM shadow of the Moon.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

5 I read they will be on the dark side of the moon tonight.

Honestly, it gives me chills that we're doing this for the first time in my life. (And I'm not young)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

7 Actually, there are already aliens on the Moon.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

8 Nothing can stop us now! On to Uranus!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (oftw2)

9 There's no Far Side funnies in the whole post.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)

10 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


I will consider this a 'shout-out' and puff my chest for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

11 Someday, some lucky person will be the first to loop around Uranus.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (5rh/l)

12 M-O-O-N

In before Tom Cullen

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

13 What is Gary Larson flying by?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

14 Willowed:

The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Is he tall enough?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)

15
Are they going to photograph the secret Nazi base?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (MHBzu)

16 Newsom asks state employees to fish around in couch cushions for change so he can get $90 billion to finish the choo choo train project.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)

17 I wants two thanx Presdent Obana foor making this misson a big success. Thank you Presdent oboner and we loves yew.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (B1QDm)

18 Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu)

I forget who said it first, but it's more like knocking you down, ripping the sleeves of your coat, keeping one for himself, and giving the other to a coatless man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (BI5O2)

19 DUDE 44 Bravo for President !!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (GD0B3)

20
Is he tall enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (U7QMZ)



I did question that as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)

21 I know, we did this already, we did more back in 1969. The thing is the people of today look at that as the distant past, only now matters to them.

Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (YwEeS)

22 "Me also love a nice fat moon. Oh wait, you're talking about the actual moon?"

-- Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

23 Actually, there are already aliens on the Moon.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

24 I can't believe you left this link off after that first sentence.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7y5t3j

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (N1DT3)

25 Honestly, it gives me chills that we're doing this for the first time in my life. (And I'm not young)

Not so much chills as profound disappointment, but I realized several years ago that everyone who has walked on the moon is older than my dad—and I’m retired. I will be happy to see that “record” broken.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (EXyHK)

26 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)

27 Yo

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (TLp3A)

28 AC/DC - What's Next To The Moon

https://youtu.be/gf23KfIW3dc

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (CNl8/)

29 Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

30 Shoot the moon!

Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)

31 The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)

32 Trump: take out Maduro , stomp Iran and send Americans back to the moon. Biden - cut off boys penises and girls breasts and allow humongous frauds and an invasion.
Which do you prefer?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)

33 I wonder if The Jews will uncloak their secret base on the dark side of the moon and reveal their weather machine for the first time.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

34 Newsom asks state employees to fish around in couch cushions for change so he can get $90 billion to finish the choo choo train project.
Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (KtOUo)

90 trillion couldn't finish that project. He has to cross several mountain ranges and heavily populated areas in earthquake country.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (8avO+)

35 First Canadian space toilet saboteur...

CBC is covering this now. Apparently this is a crucial mission to test new equipment.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (Sco7b)

36 I betcha they won't let us see that Nazi moon base on the far side.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)

37
Which do you prefer?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)

_____________

Well, if I'm wetting my beak on the fraud....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (MHBzu)

38 Fuck the moon, we are listening to Gen. Kaine

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dmDsy)

39 A TRIP TO THE MOON (FULL ALBUM)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=q_W_Kk7GA7Q

Posted by: GHOST FUNK ORCHESTRA at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (TLp3A)

40 Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

I do.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)

41 That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

From what I've read, they're almost effing immortal.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (77rzZ)

42 Can the astronauts moon the Moon?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (U7QMZ)

43
I'll be glad when the crew gets back safely. But then there will be subsequent launches to worry about.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dtlw7)

44 It would be really hilarious if the astronauts rounded the dark side of the moon and the first video they transmitted back to earth was a Rickroll.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (oqH4h)

45 FWIW - and yes, the "flat earthers" persist. I get the lecturers regularly. Which is especially funny for me as my Bride's first husband was a friend of Neil A.

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MEbkQ)

46
"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)



Now THAT would be epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (IXZGh)

47 1:56 PM ET (1756 UTC) Crew surpasses the Apollo 13 distance record

2:45 PM ET (1845 UTC) Lunar observation period begins

6:47 PM ET (2247 UTC) Loss of signal expected as Orion heads behind the Moon (~40 min)

7:02 PM ET (2302 UTC) Closest approach to the Moon

7:05 PM ET (2305 UTC) Orion reaches its furthest point from Earth

Posted by: Jose at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (V6W16)

48 I get it. They're only replicating a thing done before, with some added flourishes. NASA is less badass than SpaceX, the mission is over budget and behind schedule, and so on.

Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)

49 Trump back at the podium now

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)

50 The tardigrades that the Israelis left there. Probably giant mutant tardigrades by now.

That’s one of the amazing things about tardigrades—for real—they seem to be far less affected by the radiation of space as we think they should be. (Unless we’ve learned more in the last five years or so.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (EXyHK)

It just might be hard to tell if a tardigrade is nausueos or has hair fall out.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (8avO+)

51 Just because...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd_THG241GA

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (AkEZC)

52 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

53
Some of us remember the loop done by Apollo 8 and the reading of Genesis. Maybe my most memorable Christmas
Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (MEbkQ)

___________

Apollo 8 orbited the Moon, it didn't just loop it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (MHBzu)

54 I can't believe you left this link off after that first sentence.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7y5t3j
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM


Dafuq did I just watch?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (bFu5X)

55 I, for one, welcome our Tardigrade overlords.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

56
The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

57 Can't for get why we like the moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

And a 4K update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApyrA6UXY-8

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (13ivK)

58 "Masters of the Moon? Meh."

-- Dio

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

59 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)

60 Hadrian ... I stand properly corrected

Posted by: YellowBird at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MEbkQ)

61 Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)
-----

Preaaaaaach.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

62
Iran, Artemis, it's all to distract us from the Guthrie disappearance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)

63 Trump: take out Maduro , stomp Iran and send Americans back to the moon. Biden - cut off boys penises and girls breasts and allow humongous frauds and an invasion.
Which do you prefer?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (19SAM)



You're forgetting how Biden launched a pair into space and broke the ISS dock and a two day mission turned into 3 months, or whatever.

THE best Biden ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (IXZGh)

64
The sheer seat-of-their-pants fixes and skills required to bring the Apollo 13 astronauts through their maneuvers and navigating would put this mission to shame.

There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

65 It would be really hilarious if the astronauts rounded the dark side of the moon and the first video they transmitted back to earth was a Rickroll.
Posted by: ballistic


We have 4 days to get everyone on the recovery crew and naval ship dressed like Planet of the Apes characters.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (U7QMZ)

66

Shitter is full Clark

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

67 I understand the crew will also experience a solar eclipse from the perspective of the Moon while they are up there. Should be interesting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (ESVrU)

68 Iran, Artemis, it's all to distract us from the Guthrie disappearance"

Don't forget the McCain funeral!

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (XuXeR)

69
There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (xG4kz)

___________

"Did you turn the spacecraft off and turn it back on?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (MHBzu)

70 >>First Canadian space toilet saboteur...

My Grandfather would just tell them:

'Dry it up and fart it out'.

No unscheduled stops for that guy.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (TLp3A)

71 Guthrie disappearance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (MHBzu)


Is that still going on?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (kvcnI)

72 I get it. They're only replicating a thing done before, with some added flourishes. NASA is less badass than SpaceX, the mission is over budget and behind schedule, and so on.

Who cares? It was dope AF in the 60s, and it's dope AF now. Let's just enjoy it, and whatever images come back, and pray they don't fuck it up and die.


Agreed. From a technical standpoint I'd much prefer SpaceX was doing it, but Trump wants FedGov doing it for this year's 2 1/2-centennial. Along with the LED screens on the Washington Monument so they can make it look like a giant dick and cause Obama to lose his mind.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

73 36 I betcha they won't let us see that Nazi moon base on the far side.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 01:49 PM (KtOUo)


The Martians and Venusians, that have been battling it out on the far side for the past 50 years for the right to conquer Earth, will call a truce as the humans fly-by. So there will be no thermonuclear weapons light-show that would tip-off us Earthlings.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (5rh/l)

74 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)
---
"My God! It's full of stars!"

Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (ESVrU)

75 I'd be too tempted to scream out "What the HELL IS THAT?!!" one second before going out of communications range.
Posted by: Stateless


*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (U7QMZ)

76
Shitter is full Clark
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:54 PM (NtVYv)



Sadly enough, that's likely what this mission will be remembered for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (IXZGh)

77 There's no Far Side funnies in the whole post.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE)


Bummer of a birthmark, Hal!

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (LVvlK)

78

Savannah Guthrie wonders if Jesus has ever suffered a wound like she is suffering from now.

Get a grip.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:55 PM (3ek7K)

79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)

80 >>NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.


Well, there are no Parking Blocks in Space.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (TLp3A)

81
People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S.


They'll rake care of that during the comms blackout. You know how NASA frowns upon hazing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (xG4kz)

82 🎵
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes)
She'll be comin' 'round the dark side when she comes
(when she comes)
🎶

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ZxPkt)

83 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)



And can drop a log big enough to break a space toilet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

84 I remember watching John Glen orbit the earth in first grade. We were shocked that they had the TVs in the classroom to pull this off. Then there was the Cuban Crisis training. Good Times.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (n17eQ)

85
willowed

The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth

i wanna know which astronut shat out the Red River Logjam requiring captain Henry Miller Shreve to "remove the raft".

Posted by: BifBewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (PnEh/)

86

Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh-oh yeah, bark at the moon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (NtVYv)

87 Shoot the moon!
Posted by: Sgt. Stedenko at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM


Nuke the Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/2v7e8mrj

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (yxDRE)

88 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)
====

Actually, Mary Cloggenstein is immortal.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RIvkX)

89 I remember an old SF story about an US Army expedition to put a base on the moon and as they explored the area they came upon another base! They knew from intelligence services it couldn't be any other country.

with trepidation they approached the structure...it was a US Navy base.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)

90 @51 Martini Farmer Fly Me to the Moon at the end of Space Cowboys was a great sign off. A real fun movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:57 PM (19SAM)

91 I thought this thread was going to have far Side cimics.
Disappointment when I saw graphics of something that was accomplished 48 years ago.

Posted by: steven at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (QOrsj)

92 OK.... I guess the moon is more important than Trump talking about the pilots' rescue, and now the press conference he is having about the war....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (dmDsy)

93 (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)

First to use the space loo!

Posted by: Col. Burrito Tuesday at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (IJqrQ)

94 I saw the astronauts talking with the science crew earlier about which window was going to be used for which observations. Apparently they had to confirm with each other which window was "1" (port or starboard).

I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)

95 79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.
----------------
She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)

96 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

====
*gasps*

*grasps pearls*

Oh, my! How very...American.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (RIvkX)

97 And of course, the Moon is a part of Texas. Neil even called it Houston...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)

98 willowed

The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth


Yeah. It was supposed to be a 3 INCH drain pipe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (U7QMZ)

99

Groton Connecticut.

A blast from the past. Many decades ago I lived there when Dad was in the Navy.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)

100 I forgot how much I like that Ghost Funk Orchestra LP.

Might have to pull that one off the racks for this evening.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (TLp3A)

101 Well, there are no Parking Blocks in Space.

George Jetson would disagree.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (EXyHK)

102 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else."

BEN ROETHLISBERGER warms up in the bullpen...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (XuXeR)

103
And of course, the Moon is a part of Texas. Neil even called it Houston...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:59 PM (XuXeR)

___________

Actually, part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orlando.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (MHBzu)

104 How high the moon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGf1GHAxhE

Posted by: huerfano at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (98kQX)

105 BEN ROETHLISBERGER warms up in the bullpen...


==

Ben is actually funny at time...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)

106 56
The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

Your underwear is old.

Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (eycOx)

107 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.

Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

108 CBC is showing this now.

The American networks are still carrying President Trump.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (Sco7b)

109 Been watching this for the past few days. It's like watching every low level peon in a grifter position getting a chance to make speeches about how great the "Water Softening, and Aroma" team is.

They should thank 2 entities.
God.
The US Taxpayer.

Posted by: Kestrel.986 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (wyl5F)

110 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD


Like an old man yelling at clouds, "NO CHANGE!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)

111 We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)
-----
Shit, man.

Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)

112
I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Commercial carriers on the Great Lakes simply use "right" or "left" to refer to which side of the vessel presently requires your attention. True navigational fact!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (xG4kz)

113 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

Its timeless, because hippy liberals never change even when they are burning down cities for peace.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)

114 Actually, part of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orlando"

Yeah, sure. Buc-ee's on the Moon...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (XuXeR)

115 There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)

116 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

Your underwear is old.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later


I'm wearing underwear older than most college students.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (U7QMZ)

117 A blast from the past. Many decades ago I lived there when Dad was in the Navy.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:00 PM (3ek7K)
====
*sniffs*
They let just about anyone live there now.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (RIvkX)

118 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

119
Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (oqH4h)

_________

Hey!

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (MHBzu)

120 "The Cloggenstein stuff is old."

We're still making jokes about lace wigs, being 29, and Average Joe around this place.

We either like traditions, or we fear change.
Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8sD0/)

Clogenstein is not funny , that is the problem, not the repetition. The poster is a dullard. Lace wigs are funny and awesome.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)

121 hmm. i suddenly find myself wondering why we tend to hear "uranian" as the adjective for things associated with uranus rather than "uranal".

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (oY6Yp)

122 Some people still listen to The Beatles for some unknown reason, fer goodness sake."

Like Ed what's his name at Insty?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (XuXeR)

123 Like an old man yelling at clouds, "NO CHANGE!"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:02 PM (U7QMZ)

C-mon can't we get a like button?

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (ZhdAT)

124 There's far more computing power in the Artemis craft than there was on Apollo and they had to upload window defogging procedures to the crew a couple of days back?

And they had to delete a funny cat video to do it!
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Cuw0G)

on the original Apollo the cat videos used discrete circuits.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

125 Damn. Slow again...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (XuXeR)

126 I once made the joke that my keyboard was older than the girl I was seeing.

She did not find it funny for some reason. Women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

127 The astronauts requested that a few features they've seen on the moon be named.

Integrity for one feature, Carol for another - a passed away loved one...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

128 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else."

I mean, I can make you weep for the next generation: https://tinyurl.com/38mb4pvy

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

129 We're meeting Wednesday night at 7pm at the Elks Club.
Come join us.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (BvmD+)

130
The Donald Trump Moon Base and Casino

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (MHBzu)

131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

132 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)

133 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

watch them get into a fight about which seat is even farther away so they get the record. Watch the Canadian, they touch the rock in curling.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)

134 131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

Too late ... and no trucks

Posted by: Buccee's at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (3sXRv)

135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

136 So it's a New Moon on Monday?

People on X were joking that since Americans were first on the moon, the Canadian on board Artemis should be forced to do a land acknowledgement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

LOL.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (g8Ew

we need to annex her hometown so they are retroactively American.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)

137 131 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?

--

Wawa

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Ch4Qk)

138 They are showing the inside of the cabin. Not a lot of room there.

CNN had a split screen.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

139 You all just want to date Mary C.

We haven't heard from Dorcas Blimline in a while, though.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

140

Different hashes for the Clog comments.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)

141 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

142
The on-board Canadian is a male.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

143 I would never wear such an uncouth sock.

Posted by: Karen Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

144 >Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
----

one of those 'South Of The Border' billboards

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (ZxPkt)

145 135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.

Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

146
hmm. i suddenly find myself wondering why we tend to hear "uranian" as the adjective for things associated with uranus rather than "uranal".
Posted by: anachronda

why isn't it "urani"?

*looks at nurse for answer*

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (PnEh/)

147 140

Different hashes for the Clog comments.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)

Mary, contrary to opinio, is quite tech savvy.

She has a rotating VPN

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (3sXRv)

148 Cloggenstein is a tool, like Ben, Amy Schumer, Carlos Mencia, Mr Paul Anka, Sandra Fluke, Wilfred Brimley, Abe Vigoda, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

149 135 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:07 PM (8mulE)

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

And Rachel Corrie...she's fallen flat recently though

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

150
The on-board Canadian is a male. And they had to hog wrestle him to stop him from wanting to put maple syrup on his space breakfasts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xG4kz)

151 Did they dump the toilet tank on it?

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (UjdFS)

152 Don't ever change Mary.

Posted by: I Heart Mary Cloggenstein at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (BvmD+)

153 one of those 'South Of The Border' billboards
Posted by: Don Black


With a giant tardigrade wearing a sombrero.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

154 Now if, when thry reached the furthest point, they called out 'Sponge!' We'd know there was a Moron amongst them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Technically, isn't that point called the 'spongee' of the orbit?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Cuw0G)

155 I can't help the feeling that it must smell like ass in there

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (ZxPkt)

156
It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (eajtS)

157 why isn't it "urani"?"

Well, Lamborghini has a Uris...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)

158 I was wondering why they didn't simply number them with a label so that EVERYONE onboard and on the ground (who had access to a schematic of the spacecraft) would know which window was which.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)


They could have resolved that by just saying "port-starboard-fore-aft"

However, it is NASA so even putting a dab of paint on would require three months of debate, changes in every mission booklet, and a separate declaration of climate and environmental neutrality matched with the addition of paint documentation in the MSDS and another waiver from EPA.

The 60's were a simpler time, they would notice that something was carcinogenic so they would make sure to verbally instruct the assembly team to wash their hands after using it and call it good.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

159 they need one of those pine tree air fresheners you get at AutoZone

Posted by: Don Black- to infinity and beyond at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZxPkt)

160 And Margaret Cho!

The exception to the rule that all Korean women are hot.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)

161 Odds of there being a Starbucks on the dark side of the moon?
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......

They should stop to use the restroom.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (UjdFS)

162 I had a habit of missing the bus for school in the mornings.

All I got was tardy grades.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (7ca92)

163 141 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

Something nobody can complain about the remake being made more gay.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (ZhdAT)

164 Iran fired 1500 missiles at UAE.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)

165 Cloggenstein is a tool, like Ben, Amy Schumer, Carlos Mencia, Mr Paul Anka, Sandra Fluke, Wilfred Brimley, Abe Vigoda, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Paolo.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

166 It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later

How could you forget about me?!? And during my father's mourning period!!!!!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

167 The Paolo, he knows nothing about this, how you say, community sock.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BvmD+)

168 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

169 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (cWffP)

170 You can't beat Rush on Cloggenstein, don't try.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (GD0B3)

171 why isn't it "urani"?"

Well, Lamborghini has a Uris...
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:11 PM (XuXeR)
_______

And a color called "Blu Uranus." Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

172 Sighting of the Eastern Blue Gunt
tinyurl.com/uhzah2ae

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (gKWVE)

173 and that broad who lost an arm."

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:13 PM (XuXeR)

174 And Rachel Corrie...she's fallen flat recently though
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+)

Iron Eyes Cody.

They are not the 'real' people. Relax.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

175 @141

>> They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (o5nY2)

176 All the reporters look like kids.

Kids who would have been beaten up in my neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)

177 26 As we round the moon, the crew will be the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled. (They always have to work some kind of a "FIRST!" into these missions, much like commenters.)


"As we round the moon, SPONGE!"

Everyone at NASA, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:47 PM (U7QMZ)

-------------------------------

Almost everyone...

Posted by: That one guy at NASA laughing hysterically at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (OGOaV)

178 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

well not the 'at least one'. An American citizen who marries a foreigner has 100 pct citizen kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

179 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM


I would probably watch that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)

180 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Cuw0G)

181 164 Iran fired 1500 missiles at UAE.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (koh6z)


That seems stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (eajtS)

182 Clogenstein is not funny , that is the problem, not the repetition. The poster is a dullard. Lace wigs are funny and awesome.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (GD0B3)


I always got my greatest fun by interacting with "her"

Mary! The neighbors said you were out in the back yard at midnight yelling incoherently, did your cats run away again? Didn't they make their way to the shelter last time?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rbvCR)

183 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM


In space, no one can hear you fap.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)

184 . Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo


Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running. Then they will call for his immediate deportation.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (a+4eV)

185 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

Was birthright citizenship in effect then?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

186 Why don't they want urinals in the girl's rooms?

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (KtOUo)

187 Lol

President Trump- I'm not even sure Iran has any mine ships left. They're very good bullshit artists.'

Lol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Sco7b)

188 Oldcat, yea that I know but does that mean Rubio is actually an anchor baby citizen? He keeps running for president but no one mentions that he probably shouldn't. They let Obama squeak through with only one citizen parent. What's the difference between native born and natural born then?

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (BCuCF)

189 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)

190
I just found out that Wilfred Brimley was only 2 years older than Robert Redford when they made The Natural.

I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)

191 He-Man has always been gay. On purpose. As a conscious choice. Could have been like Thundarr the Barbarian but decided to be a cross between after-school specials and shameless toy marketing instead.

Posted by: Ookla the Mok at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (eycOx)

192 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM

I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________

Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

193 giant mutant tardigrades?

NO!

Do!
Not!
Want!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (MIIRH)

194 Bulg, yes. Birthright citizenship has been that way since like 1868 or something.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (BCuCF)

195 Is Clogenstein just one person? I figured it was kind of a community sock, but I haven't really paid attention.
Posted by: No Name Today

It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later


It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (U7QMZ)

196 @90 Diana Krall sang it at Neil Armstrong's funeral.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (zdLoL)

197 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died."

Aww. They're so cute when they're small...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (XuXeR)

198 I hope they didn't forget to bring duct tape.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (KtOUo)

199 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

Do monkeys count?

Posted by: Yuri Gregarious at April 06, 2026 02:18 PM (7ca92)

200 and if they miss the moon, it will be a historic First time astronauts have approached and orbited the sun (though they'll all be dead in a week or two).

C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)

201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

202 I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
-----
Wilfred Brimley exited the womb with a full-time job and a tax liability.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)

203 @192

>> Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

NO!! NOT THE BORE WORMS!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (wirt8)

204 They shot 101 missiles at the Abraham Lincoln.
All were shot down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (koh6z)

205 They needed Max Von Sydow, Topol, Brian Blessed, and a Queen Soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 02:14 PM

I would probably watch that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)
_________

Flash Gordon references without mention of Ornella Muti? The Blade is very very very disappoint.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


I can't flush the toilet, Dave.
Posted by: HAL9000

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (U7QMZ)

206 185 Here is the stupid question of the day. Rubio admits that both his parents were not American citizens at his birth but became so after he was born. They were legally here. Shouldn't that make him ineligible to run for president since at least one of his parents weren't American citizens at his birth?
Posted by: Jaimo at April 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BCuCF)

Was birthright citizenship in effect then?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

I think that's a reference to the Natural Born Citizen clause in the constitution.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (8mulE)

207 201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)
-----

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (oqH4h)

208 Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running.

I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)

209 I may be strange, but I thought Machines for Sale was hilarious. There were some really well done parodies of that. I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (NtVYv)

210 and if they miss the moon, it will be a historic First time astronauts have approached and orbited the sun (though they'll all be dead in a week or two).

C-SPAN has another not historic first by having mostly women giving us The Science. And this woman has the added bonus of uptalking.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (vbXSk)

they better miss the moon, if they run smack into it that would be bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)

211 I hope they didn't forget to bring duct tape.
Posted by: torabora


I doubt they brought some. You don't want ducts on a spacecraft.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (diia5)

212 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (+nGQQ)

213 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


I don't even laugh, and I still lost mine.
-- Brie Larson

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

214 The on-board Canadian is a male.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (xG4kz)

He's staying in lunar orbit, so he doesn't get scheduled for MAID for a minor bruise.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S/Y4j)

215 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


That's not funny.

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)

216 "We like the moon" - I think that was almost 30 years ago. Back when I wasn't even 29.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (w6EFb)

217 I think Wilfed Brimley probably looked like a 43 year old man when he was a baby.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
-

Yeah, Brimley is one of those guys that looked 60 when they were 40 and still looked 60 when they were 80.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (0bjKf)

218 Rowel hammers

Chopped liver?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Kt19C)

219 He-Man has always been gay. On purpose. As a conscious choice.
==
Prince Adam was gay. Gay as Hop-Sing.

He-Man. Not gay.

Posted by: you can ask Teela at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (anL5R)

220 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (+nGQQ)



😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:22 PM (GD0B3)

221
You have to make the round oxygens filters from the LEM fit into the square oxygen filtered holes in the Pod.

Posted by: Captain Lovell at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)

222 Dunno, but you can damn well be that the Left will immediately pivot to him being ineligible for birthright citizenship on that basis as soon as he looks like he might be in danger of running.

I, for one, hope they win their case. Marco Rubio could be the greatest non-President in history if he removes 50 million illegitimate citizens.
Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:20 PM (Cuw0G)

He will be too busy as the Grand Admiral of Hormuz.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (8avO+)

223 >>> 215 I laughed my ass off, now I have no ass.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

That's not funny.
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 06, 2026 02:21 PM (gKWVE)

YES IT IS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (9vFyc)

224 Posted by: Yuri Gregarious"

Heh

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (XuXeR)

225
Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)

226 Hop Sing was not gay.

He was Little Joe's biological father.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

227 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

==

no he is not

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)

228 By the way, that land aknowledgement claim was funny.

I'm going to ask grok what the longest one currently is. We're up to about 72 genders btw.

Wow....

CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:

Kwé. We recognize the longstanding connections of Indigenous Peoples to Tiohtiá:ke/Mooniyang/Montréal, in particular the Kanien’kehá:ka people of Kahnawake, Kahnesatake, and Akwesasne, whose ancestors—along with those of Wendat, Anishinaabe, and Abenaki communities—lived here long before the arrival of settlers. Still today, the island is home to many First Nations, Inuit, and Métis people. These communities continue to face challenges to their rights and the erosion of their traditional territories as a result of ongoing processes of settler colonialism. The CCA itself puts on exhibitions and events, maintains its collections, and publishes texts on these lands that have never been ceded by their Indigenous inhabitants. The CCA therefore recognizes its settler-colonial roots, and we are committed to fostering affirmative relationships with Indigenous peoples across Tiohtiá:ke/Mooniyang/Montréal and beyond. We invite you to learn more about the CCA’s ongoing commitment to our living land acknowl

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)

229 FWP: Our small microwave oven just died.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:17 PM (4NO2D)


It is sad when consumer appliances fail to thrive. Perhaps it was taken away from its mother too soon, like all those poor Tamagotchi?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

230 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)

231 Remember, Parents: Tamagotchi are not just for birthdays and Christmas. They are a life long responsibility.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

232 PIGS....IN.....SPACE!!!

Posted by: The Muppet Show at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)

233 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)

234 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?"

Yep.

Right after the rest of the leadership is dead

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR)

235 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K)

He offered it in exchange for basically what he's been after the whole time.

Within the past hour or so, the Iranians told him to fuck off in the direction of his choosing and issued their own 10 demands.

So. Tomorrow will be... spicy in Iran.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

236 Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

==

no he is not
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:24 PM (GD0B3)

for some reason he thought Pakistan might have an ulterior motive.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)

237 Is the Trump presser still going on?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

238 Got my passport renewal today.

I'm sad 'cause it doesn't have "President Donald J. Trump" anywhere on it.

I mean, the old one didn't either.

I just ... wanted Trump to have found another way to piss off the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:26 PM (HXT0k)

239

Spicy is good.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (3ek7K)

240 Per the manufacturer's label, the microwave was made in 2000.

26 years is a pretty good run for a Magic Chef appliance.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (4NO2D)

241 10,000F spicy? Or hotter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)

242 "Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?"

if it's in the "news" then it's a pathetic lie

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)

243 225
Is it true that Trump is considering a 45 day cease fire?

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 02:23 PM (3ek7K

Did you see Iran’s response to the offer? They said they’d consider it if we paid them a billion dollars in reparations for the damage we did. Not kidding.

Trump knew their response would be something idiotic like that, this is why he’s free to make any wild sounding negotiation he thinks sounds good. He gets the PR and moral boost from having made a generous offer, and it’s cost free because the Iranians are incapable of negotiation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (UA2di)

244 10,000F spicy? Or hotter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (2GVsD)

I think just conventionally spicy.

But in new places.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (FmapG)

245 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)

Bastard was behind the anti pluto crap at a convention. He will have the ninth circle of hell for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

246 233 Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

I wish he'd stick to chicken...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Sco7b)
------

Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h)

247 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)
_________

"Yea, we made a movie about that ...."

Iron Sky

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

248 Hop Sing was not gay.

He was Little Joe's biological father.

===
Johnny Carson - I always wondered about Ponderosa. Ben Cartwright and his three sons on that ranch, no women. Were any of them gay?

Michael Landon. No absolutely not. But thank God Hop-Sing was!

Posted by: ba boom sis at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (anL5R)

249 CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:"

So a "living document?

Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)

250 if it's in the "news" then it's a pathetic lie
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 02:27 PM (MIIRH)


see, this guy gets it!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (GD0B3)

251 Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

252 If I had the ambition, time and knowledge, I'd make an AI video of Artemis doing the fly-by with Chuck Norris sitting casually on a moon rock looking up and flipping the bird.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (dIske)

253 230 Nazi Valkyrie Maidens in Space!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:25 PM (2GVsD)


I could probably find that on Kindle Unlimited.

Posted by: including the exclamation points at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (gKWVE)

254 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
_PDJT

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (koh6z)

255 Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
-----

Damn, I think you got me. lol

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

256
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.


In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)

257 I still say it should be "Jump to top of Comments" because that's what the link actually does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)

258 Everything will be decimated"

So down by a tenth?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

259 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
_PDJT
Posted by: Braenyard -


I better call before then, in that case.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

260 Washinton Nearsider

Mega Hobby's going out of business sale continues.

Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)

261 Bastard was behind the anti pluto crap at a convention.
Posted by: Oldcat

Anti-pluto, 100% pure anti-pluto!

Posted by: Commodore Decker at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

262 Is there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)



I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (IXZGh)

263 Everything will be decimated by midnight tomorrow night.
---
Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .

Posted by: shamed roman legionary at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)

264 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)

265 207 201 From what I read, zero-gravity shifts blood to the upper torso and head, meaning boners are difficult.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

That's what the Nancy Pelosi - Hillary Clinton
Polaroids are for....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

266 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)



The media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (IXZGh)

267 s there a more pompous gasbag than that guy?
Posted by: ballistic


Obama.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)


I will throw in a Stephen ColBERT and Jimmy Kimmel for filler.
==\
WTF People? I know I have a fckin podcast now, but I'm still getting it done!!!

Posted by: Queef Olberman at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (anL5R)

268 CCA Living Land Acknowledgement:"

So a "living document?

Otherwise known as "pulled outta our ass"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:28 PM (XuXeR)

Hey!

Posted by: Gaggle of Lawyers That Agonized Over It at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (PrsTH)

269 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

270 It is a community sock. Just like Ben R., Amy Schumer, Hope Solo, and that broad who lost an arm.
Posted by: Smell Ya Later at April 06, 2026 02:09 PM (eycOx)

Well I never!

/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

271 Presser just ended...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

272 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)

273 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:31 PM (cWLG3)

I didn't know U of M had a branch in Red China. Figures.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8avO+)

274 If its Pentium of Borg, they will be approximated and not decimated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (2GVsD)

275 269 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

=====

If I remember correctly, the Logan Act has been on the books since the 18th century and never once been successfully prosecuted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (mdSmG)

276 Mega Hobby's going out of business sale continues.

Just ordered an Eduard 1/48 P-38F left engine for the Tamiya kit, $29. Along with other stuff like ECU duct for the A-10C and PE for the Magic Factory A-4M.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (2GVsD)

*heads off to go shopping*

Thanks, Anna.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

277 257 I still say it should be "Jump to top of Comments" because that's what the link actually does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (IXZGh)

Where else would it go? To the bottom like LBQTers?

Posted by: No Name Today at April 06, 2026 02:33 PM (8mulE)

278
Are they asking that Red Chinese sites in the Moon be referred to as Xi's Ghettos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (xG4kz)

279 Well I never!

/attempts to cross arms, breaks down crying when I realize I've only got the one.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)



You can still be productive in life, love.

Posted by: One Armed Drummer from Def Leppard at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (IXZGh)

280 Everybody's Going to the Moon!

https://tinyurl.com/3v54r7ed

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (wGerL)

281 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm
--
You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them.

Posted by: Its all bullshit at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (anL5R)

282 256
Degrasse Tyson is talking about non-white, brown people in space.

In the meantime, his primary responsibility to run the museum gift shop is being ripped off by its slacker staffers, for whom he was responsible for "on boarding" them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 02:30 PM (xG4kz)
-----
Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)

283 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Can we say Logan Act, or is that just for lesser men?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

This is great, they will get NATO to throw us out. Too bad Obama doesn't know the Tar Baby story.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)

284 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm


Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (Cuw0G)

285 -----
Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 02:34 PM (cWLG3)



One with no actual 'expertise' should be invited to lend a damn thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (IXZGh)

286 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)

287 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

OMG, funniest president EVER!

"I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭

"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."

There will never be another like him!

I think Marco Rubio could help Trump with this

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

288 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)

289 I thought it was generally agreed here that the Daily Mail is a shitrag

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)

290 281 "You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them."


--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)

291 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)



Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.

Stupid twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

292 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (GDFK9)

293 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma


I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (a+4eV)

294 281 "You should never take a headline literally. Or seriously. Or figuratively for that matter. You should completely ignore them."


--- signed, the guy who wrote the "North American Treaty Organization" headline
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (0bjKf)

Our betters are such idiots. At least the old nobles could swing a sword.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

295 First!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (qgHp7)

296 I thought it was generally agreed here that the Daily Mail is a shitrag
Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (gKWVE)



Is that one started by Qatucker Qatarlson or Ben "My Sister Has Big Tits" Shapiro?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (IXZGh)

297 They made a new He-Man movie? I had no idea. Looks like ass.

I thought the Netflix series a few years ago where He-Man and Skeletor are trapped in a cuckshed dimension while all the women from the show scissor each other and beat up the remaining men would've killed anyone's desire to ever see it again.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (2ocoG)

298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)

299

295 First!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (qgHp7)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

300 the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled

Oh, you're leaving out a bunch of stuff. What about John Carter? What about all the alien abduction victims? Also, assuming aliens aren't "men" is a bit specieist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)

301 The cloggenstein stuff is old. Time for someone to come up with something else.

Posted by: four seasons at April 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3ek7K)

It can be really funny, but you've got to sock it right.

It's not that she's stupid and can't talk or type. It's actually much worse.

She's VERY educated, but educated to the point that she's an idiot and believes impossible things that only educated people can be fooled into believing.

Oh, and morally outraged while fighting to be able to murder 9 month gestation babies. You have to get the moral outrage, the massive ego, and the hypocrisy right for it to be funny.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (N1DT3)

302 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Fine, now refund us all the money we've shoveled into your capacious Euromaws lo these many decades.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

303 Mooning on the Dark Side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

304 Trump is done with presser. He doesn't mince words. I smiled as he called out the NYTs.

Posted by: WisRich at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

305 I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

"So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language!" 😭

"They say if I ran for president of Venezuela, I'm polling higher than anybody has ever pulled in Venezuela."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

I don't recall anything in the Constitution forbidding such a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)

306 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)

So you mean the bill from Schoolhouse Rock knew how to throw some punches?

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (PrsTH)

307

Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth on the rescued F-15 crew member:

“His first message was simple and it was powerful. He sent a message: ‘God is good’.”

“Shot down on a Friday, Good Friday... flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday.”

https://tinyurl.com/3p67937h

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (NpAcC)

308 >> New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."


They'll be keeping all of our money, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (TLp3A)

309 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma



Seems them cutting billions from their coffers isn't something they'd actually do.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (IXZGh)

310 "The North American Treaty Organization"

President Trump should start that.
Membership of one.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

311 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation

That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)

312 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

313 288 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)


Isn't it North Atlantic Treaty Organization ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (eajtS)

314 Obama has 'allegedly' established a "back channel" to COMMUNICATE directly with "NATO leaders", anticipating a possible Trump administration withdrawal from NATO.

Obama reportedly loves back channels, so that checks out. Especially at gay bathhouses.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

315 We're still pretending this "moon flyby" thing is real? I've got a bridge to sell you too.

Posted by: My Tinfoil Hat is Too Tight at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (V362x)

316 "The North American Treaty Organization"

President Trump should start that.
Membership of one.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

Us and Alberta, or Cool Canada as it will be styled.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)

317 Apparently they found an unnamed crater and the crew suggested names for it. They are hoping they choose "Integrity" in honor of the spacecraft/team on the mission.

If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

318
That is so far out of the scope of Congress's authority, it's not even funny.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)



It's cute you think that fact would stop a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

319 298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

I don't believe it, but I certainly wish it were true.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (U7QMZ)
----
We're going to form our own treaty organization, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)

320 284 Daily Mail headline: "Chinese University of Michigan researcher DIES after 'hostile questioning by feds'"

First sentence reveals the researcher killed himself. hmmm

Those "Chinese University of Michigan" sweatshirts are probably a hot seller.
Posted by: t-bird
---

Is this part of the Nine top level scientists Dead or Missing?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (koh6z)

321 "Evictions Are An Act Of Policy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.) & Dems Introduce Renter Reform Legislation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:35 PM (koh6z)


Seems she shaved off parts of her brain when she shaved her head.

Stupid twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Charles Barkley says what???

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (U7QMZ)

322 Piper, don't ever change.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (77rzZ)

323 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Ace of Spades

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+)

324 Deja vu all over again.

I was working for Collins Radio at the time, and a different division was handling a big part of the Deep Space Comm system, so lots of company propaganda PR was devoted to the Apollo program.
Somewhere around here, I still have the 8 X10 glossy copy of the famous "earthrise" photo from Apollo 8 that the company passed out to anyone that requested it.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (0r3iH)

325 Especially since NATO is North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Posted by: rickb223


... yeah, good point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (a+4eV)

326 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)


Mooney McMoonpie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

327 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

328 We're still pretending this "moon flyby" thing is real? I've got a bridge to sell you too.

Given the quality of the NASA video, I'd put about a 35% bet on Polymarket that Artemis is completely fake because NASA expelled everyone competent during the Biden junta.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

329 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


And, of course, words are never allowed to change meanings.
====
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But I would not be in favor of calling it something else that it isn't, like petunia. Those are different things. The inability to tell one from the other is not to be celebrated.

I mean, changing the meanings of words is not exactly something that I am generally in favor of. I like them the way they are. They represent a real thing, usually. But I'm picky. Decimate is just an example of how people mis used a word and we have re defined it to mean the popular, albeit misunderstood, use.

Posted by: Excuse me, but I'm feeling a little uptight . . . at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (anL5R)

330 But, it's no longer April Fool's.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (IXZGh)

331 Oh, you're leaving out a bunch of stuff. What about John Carter? What about all the alien abduction victims? Also, assuming aliens aren't "men" is a bit specieist. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 02:38 PM (rsRnr)


Like the first couple of seasons of Stargate where Capt Carter's dad kept trying to get her into NASA so she could get into space

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)

332 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Ace of Spades
Posted by: Oldcat


Acehole.

"Coming to you live from Moonbase Acehole".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:42 PM (U7QMZ)

333
327 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

======

We haven't been hearing about ICE protests either.

Probably because Trump stopped deporting and just opened the border again, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (mdSmG)

334 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)


Forna

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM (LVvlK)

335
Out: Think of your Grandmother
In: Become an Astronaut

Posted by: Premature Ejaculator at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (7ca92)

336 We're going to form our own treaty organization, and YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
Posted by: Canada at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (cWLG3)
---
Will there be hookers and blackjack? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (ESVrU)

337 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)



Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.

Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

338 The Sun, the Moon, and Gilbert, and Sullivan:

LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/26cz9fs5

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

339 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary


I don't see why it wouldn't be.

Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)

340 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)

no, NATO is officially uninvolved. Even the EU is not involved since Russia won't even speak to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)

341 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine.

I had Newsmax on this morning and their headline crawl said "RUSSIA BOMBS TODDLER IN UKRAINE" and I thought for a minute that they meant Zelensky. I mean, he's almost short enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

342 "Crater? I barely even knew her!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (mdSmG)

343 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

344 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper


Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (U7QMZ)

345 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham

LOL, one giant hole asking what should be the name of another giant hole ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (HXT0k)

346 the farthest away from earth men have ever traveled
==
Its like they have never seen Stargate . . .

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)

347 Don, decimated means reduced by 10%. That's maybe not what you were looking to say . . .
Posted by: shamed roman legionary

I don't see why it wouldn't be.

Indicates a painful but limited strike to encourage the others.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM (a+4eV)

The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

348 >>> 298 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Please! We'll save so much money.

Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.

Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)

349 Joke is on the times.
We are the North American Treaty only it's more than that Donald Trump calls it
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.

Suck it up Europe and all you other hind tit countries. Disappointed that Japan didn't send a couple of boats to Hormuz. It would have been a very powerful move.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)

350 farthest away from earth men have ever traveled"

Spacedude in Tesla waves....

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (XuXeR)

351 348 Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.

Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)

======

Why doesn't he say that about hospice centers taking money but don't exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (mdSmG)

352 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)

353
Mamdami was complaining at how much money we've spent on the Iran war, how it could instead go to completely wiping out student debt. Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (gWBY1)



Someone should remind Mamdani how much money would be saved if there were no islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

354 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)


Supposedly, in response to the Hormuz blockade and the shortage of gasoline LPG and Diesel in Europe, Zelensky got asked to stop bombing Russian oil facilities.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

355 "Just one more step, and it'll be the furthest away from home I've ever been."

"Sam...do you really have to say that every step you take?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (mdSmG)

356 I wonder if any of those astronauts have joined the 100 mile club...

As only one guy raises his hand...
Posted by: t-bird

In space, no one can hear you fap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Unless you're streaming it on OrbitFans.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (NVsxt)

357 Tyson could have lent his expertise to the writers of the "Pigs in Space" series on the Muppet Show.

Jews In Space >>>> Pigs In Space

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

358 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

359 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

360 The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (8avO+)

But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (FmapG)

361 Someone should tell him how much money we'd save if we left NATO.
Posted by: LizLem
--

Someone should tell him to kiss a pig.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (koh6z)

362 Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

363 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

oh crap secession again.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

364 359 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

======

In print.

It made it to print.

But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (mdSmG)

365 Whataburger dinner!

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (SPjSm)

366 We are the North American Treaty only it's more than that Donald Trump calls it
Western Hemispherical Independence which includes South America.
---
Wester Hemispherical Independence Partnerships

WHIPS

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (HXT0k)

367 The original meaning was to have a military unit beat to death one of their 10 messmates with clubs because they were all cowards.
Posted by: Oldcat


Like I said, a painful limited strike to encourage the others.

That it was originally done by a unit in your own army to their own fellows rather than done by your army to the enemy makes this a metaphorical application.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (a+4eV)

368
They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)



"Bruh. Do you even research?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)

369 If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)

Forna

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 02:43 PM


I had to say that in my head to get it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (4NO2D)

370 It would be pretty epic if the NYT actually f*cked up that royally, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (IXZGh)

That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

371 363 Howdy, y'all!!! Any fellow South Carolinians here?! Looking to have some conversation with my fellow retards!!!!

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (QAxMD)

oh crap secession again.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (SPjSm)

372 352 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)

It's like she's never seen an erector set...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

373 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat


Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)

374 But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

===
30 years? It was a punishment for a Roman Legion that broke and ran from battle. The survivors counted off by 10s. Then a number was pulled and that guy got beaten to death by the other nine in his group.

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

375 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

376 370
That's exactly what the NYTimes did: Publish an article with the headline saying "Imagining a North American Treaty Organization" without America," in an attempt to bash Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (FmapG)

======

In print.

It cannot be emphasized enough that it made it to print in its actual newspaper.

Not some online only thing that gets no oversight. The flagship newspaper itself.

But the next article over is probably fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (mdSmG)

377 Suck it up Europe and all you other hind tit countries. Disappointed that Japan didn't send a couple of boats to Hormuz. It would have been a very powerful move.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (koh6z)

Think they need to alter their constitution first so that trade protection isn't lumped into 'offensive war'

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)

378 "Erections Are An Act Of Pussy Violence": Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D., Mass.)
--
Another just as sensical line for that brown cow.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)



I mean, it HAS been called "shredding mish."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (IXZGh)

379 This weekend I watched one of many videos posted on social media taken from a commercial aircraft where a person filmed the Artemis II take off and blasting off into space and the view from the plane.

Pretty incredible week for America - on Good Friday the Artemis II blasts off for a trip around the moon while a USAF WSO goes missing and then is found on Easter Sunday.

All of this as a result of the never ending courage, ingenuity, steadfast faith, and unending exceptionalism of Americans!

Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

380 Uniform still fits.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (SPjSm)

381 373 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.

Posted by: Oldcat

Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (a+4eV)

Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

382 >>>If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)

Mooney McMoonpie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>The Gabbard Irregularity

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (Fbc0I)

383 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?

Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)

384 In print.

It made it to print.

But the next story over is fine, I'm sure.


Remember, the legacy media has "layers of editors and fact-checkers" while all bloggers have is their pajamas. (The NYT actually said that, for those of you not yet 29).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)

385 375 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

386 But that meaning was around for about 30 years before 'decimiate' took on it's now-common meaning 'to cause great destruction to,' or 'to greatly reduce in number.'

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


MAKE "DEVASTATION" GREAT AGAIN

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)

387 They did. Even wrote an article about how crazy it was to leave an org named after North America...forgetting that Canada is also in North America and is in NATO.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)


"Bruh. Do you even research?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
----
They must have confused "NATO" with "NAFTA."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)

388 383 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)


No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)

389 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

390 354 We haven't been hearing much from that piece of shit parasite, Zelenskyy, in Ukraine. Let NATO handle that idiocy with Russia. Where's your funding now?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Fbc0I)
---

Chihuahua has been yapping it up but no space for him in the news at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (koh6z)

391 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

How are you doing, Jim?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

392 Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

Not according to the NYT. Bow to your betters.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (8avO+)

393 MAKE "DEVASTATION" GREAT AGAIN
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (a+4eV)


We are on to "mogging" now. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

394 "Cheyenne" is such a stripper name.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

395 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.
--
This is how it starts.

Give it a couple of decades and "woman" will mean "man". Its new and improved!

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)

396 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

For a Democrat that's a positive boon.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)

397 I guess I should change and head into the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)


Hurry it up. We only have the costumes for one more hour.
Posted by: Peter North at April 06, 2026 02:44 PM


Leave Piper alone and go acknowledge some yuge tracts of land, Cannuck Boy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (bFu5X)

398 Doesn't NATO stand for "North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Not anymore. Today we're redefining word so they mean the opposite of what they mean.

And since the New York Times is An Authority, NATO is now officially the North American Treaty organization, which means Europe is out.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (a+4eV)

399 30 years? It was a punishment for a Roman Legion that broke and ran from battle. The survivors counted off by 10s. Then a number was pulled and that guy got beaten to death by the other nine in his group.

Posted by: A liberal genius at April 06, 2026 02:50 PM (anL5R)

Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

400 Apparently they found an unnamed crater and the crew suggested names for it. They are hoping they choose "Integrity" in honor of the spacecraft/team on the mission.

If you could name a moon crater, what would you name it? (Other than Crater-y McCratorface, of course, that one's a given.)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 02:40 PM (gWBY1)
_______

"My Boyfriend's Deep Ass"

-- Don LeMon

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

401 Lol. I wonder if Canada is seething over that too, or if they even noticed.

They're too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce the right tones in "Xi Jinpeng".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

402 Am I alone in kinda not caring about Artemis? Yeah ok you’re going to the moon. Eh. Been there done that 50 years ago.

I don’t get what all the excitement is about.

What’s next will avocado green appliances be back in style?
Posted by: Heroq at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (xHYkz)


No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (eajtS)

You gonna point to something the government does that is NOT a waste?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)

403 'Decimation' is a bit harder to change the word meaning. It literally has fucking ten in the word.

Decimation was considered extreme even by the romans. To be fair, they were the ones who came up with it for units who ran in battle. Serious business.

Iirc the punishment for falling asleep on guard was... beating followed by beheading.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

404 396 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (FmapG)

=====

Dem insiders probably know that whatever's in those files to be released is...real bad, and they're just getting ahead of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)

405 No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money
Posted by: It's me donna
---

Ten years, billions of dollars, they'll be lucky to get home alive, and the commode doesn't work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (koh6z)

406 You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

***
ME??!!!!
You're the ones who keep electing worthless garbage Lindsey Graham onto office.

Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (guR9l)

407 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)

That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

408 The level of ignorance and laziness combined needed to publish a headline that assumes the A in NATO stands for American is…. Staggering

You’d really need to work hard at being stupid for that to happen

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (Wmg4n)

409 Dem insiders probably know that whatever's in those files to be released is...real bad, and they're just getting ahead of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (mdSmG)

My assumption, too. I'd send you the article if you could read.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

410 406 Posted by: South and Proud!! at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (guR9l)

=====

Spicoli doesn't live in SC.

Want to, I don't know...not be an asshole? Or should we just start banning you now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (mdSmG)

411 We are on to "mogging" now. Do try to keep up.

That was two weeks(tm) ago. The new hotness is "retardmaxxing" after Elon (and Marc Andreesen) endorsed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

412 409 My assumption, too. I'd send you the article if you could read.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

======

Wouldn't do me any good.

I'm illiterate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)

413 That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

414 Iirc the punishment for falling asleep on guard was... beating followed by beheading.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

it was death penalty in armies all through history, even in modern times.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

415 New York Times, "The North American Treaty Organization has expelled the US."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2GVsD)
====

Yesterday, Insty posted an X comment on a related subject:

(Originally written by Paula Bolyard) -

In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.

Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

416 and the commode doesn't work.
Posted by: Braenyard

Fun fact: The name of the Emperor Commodus in Russian in "Kommod," pronounced almost exactly like our "commode."

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

417 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (FmapG)


Do we get a vote in how words are used, or is it "everyone else so shut up"?
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

418 Okay, decimation is out....

Nonimation is in!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

419 That was like 600 BC or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:56 PM (8avO+)

I'm not saying it on my own - I'm relaying what Webster told me.

https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

420 Wouldn't do me any good.

I'm illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (mdSmG)

Yes, he uses Idiot-to-text.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

421 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
===
Well, I'm laughing at the notion that the word wasn't introduced over 2000 years ago. It was. The wrong use of the word may have been introduced 30 years ago and then because fashion apparently matters, they just inverted the meaning of the word and said tra la! Experts!

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (anL5R)

422 389 Also, it appears Swalwell's career is ending.

Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.

Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

423 Or nonamation...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Sco7b)

424 95 79 NASA should be commended for their vetting process. They found the only female capable of parallel parking the Orion spacecraft.
----------------
She broke the shitter and used up all the toilet paper.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 01:58 PM (n17eQ)

Lol. Is it asking too much for these long haired astronauts to maybe put their hair in a braid so they dont have all that dander & shit flying around in the capsule. No one wants long hairs floating around in the face.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)

425 Do we get a vote in how words are used, or is it "everyone else so shut up"?
'Cause that is what I get told about diversity and the designated batter rule, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.

I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)

426 In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

We all know how that turned out. Sixty-nine days later, on Dec. 17, 1903, Orville and Wilbur Wright made their historic first successful flight in the heavier-than-air Wright Flyer in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Posted by: mrp at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

There had been balloons for about 400 years by then.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+)

427 https://www.merriam-webster .com/dictionary/decimate

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

At this point, just line up 10 people who are, ahem, sticking to the original definition and demonstrate.

Posted by: Vendette Know Nearsider is a Hockey Goaltender at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PrsTH)

428 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM


You're an asshole.

Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)

429 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Trump tells kids about the auto-pen:

"Biden was unable to sign his name, so they followed him around with this big machine"

https://tinyurl.com/3hadfezx

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)

430 No... I don't care either ... Seems like a waste of money"

"Three whole ships? To cross the ocean westward? And he's not even Spanish! "

Some guy in Spain, 1492...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)

431 one to ten million years

Quite the range there.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (4NO2D)

432 Also...
Far Side Fly-By Open Thread

There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (rsRnr)

433 Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA) is helping multiple women come forward with harassment allegations, dropping receipts from their DMs, emails, texts, et al., and proof that he forced many of them to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

He should suggest nuking them. That always goes over well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (dK+Kv)

434 Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (FmapG)

435 Correct. But the idea that 'decimate' has ONLY that definition is simply false. Within about thirty years of the word's introduction, it had taken on the multiple meanings I listed and linked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
------------

It is, now, a common term meaning torn to pieces.
The IRGC that went the false location fed to them by the CIA were decimated by the A-10s and ground fire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (koh6z)

436 Nood Groundhogs!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (a+4eV)

437
The Canadian keeps asking when they're going to get there.

He shut up for awhile when the others told him if he's quiet and sits in the back, they'll take him to Bucky's.

Then he realized that the Moon has not Bucky's...yet.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

438 Well, if you are naming one of the biggest craters, and considering how they are formed, I vote for this as its name:

"Oof"

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

439 what's the betting line on "first sex on the moon"?

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (jrgJz)

440 No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?
===
Experts!!!

The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)

441 Cheyenne Hunt, (D-CA)

Again, I am certain that this pot of hot potatoes dumped on Swalwell is coming from Katie Porter's campaign. She's trying into the top two in the "jungle primary", which she can only do if she takes Swalwell's votes.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (gKWVE)

442 434 Webster doesn't know crap about when or if Ancient Romans had an alternate meaning for decimate.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)
---

Would you like some mayo with that crow?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (koh6z)

443 In an October 1903 article, the New York Times predicted it would take “one to ten million years” for man to develop a working “flying machine.”

Better, that article cited "experts".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (2ocoG)

444 it was death penalty in armies all through history, even in modern times.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

But it was rhe beating before the beheading that added that special touch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

445 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him"

He who rolls a big one will get high and fall into a pit"

Cheech and Chong/maybe

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (XuXeR)

446 No, you're right, obviously. Why would people who study words for a living know anything about words from the olden times?
===
Experts!!!

The same ones who are now trying to convince you a man is a woman.

Posted by: Words words words at April 06, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)

if they could define what a woman is at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (8avO+)

447 There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM


https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

448 Lol. Is it asking too much for these long haired astronauts to maybe put their hair in a braid so they dont have all that dander & shit flying around in the capsule. No one wants long hairs floating around in the face.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)
*******
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

449 people who study words for a living

You're pulling my leg.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)

450 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

By no means the first time. Every Apollo mission that went to the moon did this.

Posted by: AB at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (ArLSQ)

451 447 There's not a single Far Side in this post, Ace. Real disappoint. (No, I'm not the first to say it.)
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM

https://tinyurl.com/4w8fck84
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 03:03 PM

Lol, perfect!

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (qWalT)

452 I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)


No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (rbvCR)

453 So the Roman army used decimating hitters?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

454 *******
I'd love to fling my hair around in space.
Posted by: redridinghood
--

It looks like medusa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:06 PM (koh6z)

455 The old sense of "decimate" is only appropriate in historical writing. The newer meaning is the standard one.
Posted by: Bulg

Unfortunately...almost the inverse of it's original meaning.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


There are enough words like that that there's a word for them: contronyms.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 03:07 PM (NVsxt)

456 He who digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.
Posted by: Proverbs 26:27 at April 06, 2026 02:58 PM

You're an asshole.
Posted by: Sisyphus at April 06, 2026 03:00 PM (bFu5X)

***

What's your hang up man...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (affD0)

457 President Trump has often used the word, 'decimated', but never in the context of tens.
Go argue with the president.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:09 PM (koh6z)

458 452 I mean, you can do whatever you want. The dictionary is sort of the repository of definitions, though. I'm not sure how one would go about even making that argument.
I'm not a logophile, though, so what do I know?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 02:59 PM (FmapG)

No, no, I understand everyone accepted the Designated Hitter, so I can knuckle under to the tyranny of the majority. The question has always been, since Humpty Dumpty first stated it, "who is to be the master"
==
Interesting to note. Word's meanings evolve over time. ALways have.

I mean we are literally changing the meaning of literally right now.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 06, 2026 03:10 PM (GZYu7)

459 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjdPtBofH7s

The Search for Apollo 10’s Lunar Module

Posted by: Admiral Winchester at April 06, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz)

460 I see - with all apologies to baseball - that scolding remains the Great American Pass Time. Even about things as superficial as word meanings. When we all know both the original and conventional usage.

Posted by: Yep at April 06, 2026 03:12 PM (OQ3w/)

461 391 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

How are you doing, Jim?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

Okay. Bit of a headache today, sinus related. Still having an issue related to surgery (maybe) that doesn't want to go away. Oh well, it isn't killing me. yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

A Myriad Marbles Open Thread

I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens. (If cobloggers really want to post something, let me know. We're wide open.)

Hope you're enjoying your post-Easter Monday.

Do you think that's dorky?

"Hold my beer" said the geeks at Corridor Crew.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 She likes the boys in the band
Says The Blade's her all-time favorite
When he makes his FIRST to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to please

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Morning, Ace.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (u73oe)

3 Lost your marbles? You've come to the right post.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (AkEZC)

4 >>>We're wide open.

Tarts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

5 Happy Easter Monday everyone.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (N1DT3)

6 I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens.

big like the moon?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (oY6Yp)

7 >>big like the moon?

oh are we going around the moon today?

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)

8
Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

9 Learned the hard way you CAN drink too much coffee-infused whiskey on Easter Sunday. Ask me how and learn other useful tips to prevent wearing out your plumbing on Monday morning.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (CwhoI)

10 Something big is happening in my pants. Does that count?

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)

11 Lost my marbles decades ago. Feel right at home here.

Posted by: Non Compos Mentis at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (oftw2)

12
big like the moon?
Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (oY6Yp)


That's amore!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (tgvbd)

13 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.

Naturally, if you claim to be an Illinois resident, you have to show ID to prove it.

For some reason, the Obama Library doesn't care about the millions of people who can't get ID, and would be unable to vote if ID was required.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (n1OCj)

14 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

15 WE LIKE THE MOON

Posted by: Those Weird Undead Things in the Quinos Commercials at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (CwhoI)

16 Marbles!

So no sid and paul allowed...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

17 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (rR03l)

18 r

Posted by: the big guy at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (anL5R)

19 This marble thing is the gayest, most dorky thing evah. And I played D&D.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

20 I've got marbles in my pants! Little squishy, though.

Posted by: Paging Dr. Mommy Jill at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (oftw2)

21 I am thankful for the American Revolution. I could not imagine being "subject" to such a ridiculous wanker.

Posted by: well - from crazy chuck to marbles at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (anL5R)

22 >>oh are we going around the moon today?
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
__
Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)

23 Just got back a couple of hours ago from my initial implant procedure. It was interesting.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (pDt9x)

24 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (tgvbd)

Hey, Hadrian. Good to see you back. I hope you had a reflective Lent and a joyous Easter.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (IXZGh)

26 That’s no moon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (W2Pud)

27 Is this a big moon monday? Kardashian gravity well?

Posted by: well - from crazy chuck to marbles at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R)

28 Another use for marbles, from 1978.

https://youtu.be/t9_L2hf7Sf8

May not be suitable for work.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (S/Y4j)

29 I've swallowed marbles. They always come out OK in the end.

Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Joe at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)

30 If they whip around the Moon too fast they will go back in time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

31 The marble races are more entertaining than most sports events.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (NR6c1)

32 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

33 This marble thing is the gayest, most dorky thing evah. And I played D&D.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

Slightly above pickleball.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (snZF9)

34 Squarbles : The Dollar Store Square Marbles that came with a cheap spring-loaded rod you hit them with.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (FpHTM)

35 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
==
It takes a woman to clog up the toilet?

Posted by: just spitballin at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R)

36 The last video is interesting from both a physics and a sociological pov. The physics, because of course. The sociology, because those guys have probably never touched a boob - which is especially interesting because the girl in the video (08:49) is cute.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

37 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Don't use the bathroom.

Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Y0tFs)

38
How many learing centers and post-office-box hospices could have been funded with the money wasted on this moon trip?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (tgvbd)

39 Why do children shove marbles in their noses. I mean, what’s the fascination for shoving objects into orafices. Nostrils, ears, ani.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

40 Don't forget 8 PM Tuesday EST.

All hell's going to break loose.

I think he's kidding about the time or we've got stuff they can't stop. Or it's not the generators but some other sites they don't know we know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (koh6z)

41 Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

--------------

And the joke still works. There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

42 13, lol, amazing cluelessness.

of course they're only marking time until it is repurposed into chicago politburo headquarters, might as well extract some cash in the meantime ...

thirty dollars! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (MIIRH)

43 I think I should put left over steak on left over salad for lunch. Protein would be good. I have the 2 evening weight classes, plus my own workout if I could get off my lazy tail to do it…

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (pZEOD)

44 DON'T STICK MARBLES UP YOUR NOSE
PUT THEM IN THERE
(DO NOT) PUT THEM IN THERE

Posted by: Brendon Small at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (FpHTM)

45 It little marbling never hurt anyone.

Posted by: Weber Grills Inc at April 06, 2026 12:30 PM (DqQS/)

46 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

A few things-
Space is big.
Hire a better plumber.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (snZF9)

47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

48 I played D&D once.....on an Intellivision.

Wasn't into it.

Never played it again.

There was a group my freshman year of college that wanted RPG as a major added to the curriculum. One dude was so greasy, we called him 'Buttereater.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (IXZGh)

49
And the joke still works. There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (sX1BW)


Pounds and feet: weights and measures of a free people.

Grams and meters: weights and measures of sheep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (tgvbd)

50 I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)

51 King Charles needs to have a chat with this guy.

https://is.gd/0vcrdY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

52 New Buc-Ees opened today 3 miles from my domicile. So we checked in for merch and Beaver Nuggets.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (nM4oV)

53 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Does Orion work, or is it missing a few belts?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (S/Y4j)

54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qgHp7)

55 Afternoon Ace.
Marbles are a child's toy, ball bearings are a man's thing - Queeg losing his ball bearings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (19SAM)

56 Hard not to think that Artemis hasn't (and won't) report the IRON SKY base on the far-side. Perhaps we SHOULD chip off a piece of the moon and land it on the IRG bases just to prove that we can.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (h4n6w)

57 Had a pet rabbit that left marbles everywhere.

Posted by: Night of the Lepus at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (oftw2)

58 I guess I have to turn in my man card. Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)

59 >>I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
__
100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (bNf8H)

60 Playing marbles was important stuff in 1st and 2nd grade. I shit you not.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (n17eQ)

61 I guess I should ask what are we learning about the capsule and crew support that we wouldn't learn from an identical stint in LEO?

As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

62 55 Afternoon Ace.
Marbles are a child's toy, ball bearings are a man's thing - Queeg losing his ball bearings
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (19SAM)

And Grapeshot is for killing.

Why settle for less?

Posted by: Brendon Small at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (FpHTM)

63 30 If they whip around the Moon too fast they will go back in time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

Maybe they can stop Bartman from catching that fly ball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

64 Off, sock.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (FpHTM)

65 " We're wide open"

So am I.

Posted by: Nancy Mace at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (abIsI)

66 54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:32 PM (qgHp7

😂

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

67 I mean, what’s the fascination for shoving objects into orafices. Nostrils, ears, ani.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)


I know you're a nurse, so I'm going to decide that I just learned the plural of "anus" is, in fact, "ani"

Thank you!

*smiley face emoji*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (dmDsy)

68 10 Something big is happening in my pants. Does that count?
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)



Sounds like someone made a boom boom.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (GuwU/)

69 As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

There are things men must do to remain Men.

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

70 As far as the trip itself, are the crew doing anything besides riding? Do they even need to be there to test the propulsion and navigation systems?

Spam in a can?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

71 I'm gonna be honest here, well, I always am, but I have to say I'm disappointed in the quality and I guess the "uniqueness" of the pictures and video from Artemis so far. Our tech is so fucking superior now, why can't they show reality as well as they can create "space" in movies?


We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)
__
100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


A lot of it is coming from iPhone 17's. They were talking about it yesterday in the FWP thread. Someone said Apple missex a marketing goldmine.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 12:35 PM (U7QMZ)

72 There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)


We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)

73 >>I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.

LOL - and probably going straight to hell because of it.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

74 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (4NO2D)

Don't use the bathroom.
Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2026 12:29 PM (Y0tFs)
---
Absolute proof that God has a sense of humor.

The most difficult challenge in outer space is dealing with human waste.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (ESVrU)

75 support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Don't forget to charge your Hoveround!

Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)

76 29 I've swallowed marbles. They always come out OK in the end.
Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Joe at April 06, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)
******
When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

77 Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.

The primary function of the Obama Library is to provide lucrative no-show jobs for Obama's cronies.

The Clinton Foundation model.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (n1OCj)

78 I watched Invasion USA last night. They remastered it in 4K.

Watch Chuck Norris in suspiciously tight jeans and open shirt, looking like a 70s porn extra, almost single-handedly defeat the entire Russian and Cuban invasion force!

80s action masterpiece. Great action, great one-liners, heavy body count, no woke gay bullshit. Surprisingly well-shot too. In most action films, they use cut shots to show the action. Not here. There's a lot of shooting and bullet/missile impacts in the same frame.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

79 There was a photo taken from inside Artemis II looking out at the Earth. The caption included "the least they could have done was clean the outside of the windows."

Seriously, it was like looking out the windshield of a dirty car.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (AkEZC)

80
We should be seeing i-Max quality video here, man!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Still Love Star Wars. at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (dmDsy)

What if you had a deployable drone to take pictures of the exterior of the spacecraft and check on things out there? Take stunning shots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

81
Hey, Hadrian. Good to see you back. I hope you had a reflective Lent and a joyous Easter.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)


Thank you. Yes, I had a reflective Lent but not a joyous Easter. I stupidly agreed to work as a ring steward at shows before I realized what weekend it was. So I had a full day's work on Saturday, then home to take care of the girls and off to Vigil services at my local parish.

Got there at 7:00 for the 8:30 Mass, which went on until after 11. Picked up a nail in my tire on the way and limped home. Got to bed at 12:30 and woke up at 3:30, unable to get back to sleep. Drove Her Majesty's car to the show to get there at 7:00 and had a full day's work. Came home, took care of the girls and flopped into bed for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (tgvbd)

82 75 Heh. Getting close to looking at one of those gems. Maybe the walker with the seat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (gm9Sb)

83
58 I guess I have to turn in my man card. Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb

Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (OoFl2)

84 We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.

Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (n1OCj)

85
When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb)


I don't have big feet but I have wide feet. Finally found a pair of dress shoes that fit properly. It was like birthday and Christmas rolled into one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:39 PM (tgvbd)

86 Sorry, Hadrian.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

87 What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c)
-------
Dunno, but you can learn a lot about a person by how they play with their marbles.

Posted by: scampydog at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (41CYW)

88 78 80s action masterpiece. Great action, great one-liners, heavy body count, no woke gay bullshit. Surprisingly well-shot too. In most action films, they use cut shots to show the action. Not here. There's a lot of shooting and bullet/missile impacts in the same frame.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

Bah, none of the actors bled out for real, so it's still not Manly (TM) enough.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (FpHTM)

89 Big Blue Marble

https://youtu.be/IlIx0pdjp-Q

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (dK+Kv)

90 Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

1 in 9 US households have a net worth over 1m.
It's hard to hate yourself and your neighbors with that much fervor (though some of them try).
Much easier to drop millionaires from the hate chant.

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Turd, better than you at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (zafwz)

91 Seems like these marble guys like bofa -- BOFA DEEZ NUTS

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

92 We were wide open on the Morning Thread with margins expanding and contracting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

93 83 This store carries New Balance, Red Wing, and other good reputation shoes. I will never buy a pair online again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (gm9Sb)

94 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (LETym)

95 58 I guess I have to turn in my man card.Actually looking forward to shoe shopping tomorrow. Found a place up in Rogers AR with many brands, and they actually sit you down and measure your feet with a Brannock device. When your feet are getting old, wide and gnarly it's tough finding shoes. They also do arch support fitting if you need it. Figure I'll blow off $600 or so for two or three pairs good shoes and a pair of slippers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (gm9Sb

Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.
Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:38 PM (OoFl2)


Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)

96 sunny beafch, sock off fer cryin out loud

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (zafwz)

97 ARTEMIS: And not even a single Pluto Nash tie in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eao2jzT5MeI

ELON MUSK=BRUNO/Model63 and the slap is every dork-time he's violated common sense.

A crater on the moon factually would hold and atmosphere for 20years, a cave even longer.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (h4n6w)

98 > We had a spacecraft to either the Moon or Mars fail and crash in the early aughts, because half of it was made in the US using imperial units, and the other half was made in Europe using metric, and nobody thought to make sure that everyone was using the same system of measurement.
-----------
I think it was Mars. Not sure if it crashed, or instead of entering orbit just sailed on by.

Pretty stupid mistake.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (AkEZC)

99 New Buc-Ees opened today 3 miles from my domicile. So we checked in for merch and Beaver Nuggets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (nM4oV)



This is a life win.

#Winning

Good on you, mate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (IXZGh)

100 95 Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM (dmDsy)

He can get it back when he kills another man with his bare hands.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FpHTM)

101 >>>Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

thanks. I'll put up a post.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)

102 I think it was Mars. Not sure if it crashed, or instead of entering orbit just sailed on by.

Pretty stupid mistake.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (AkEZC)
---
Skipped off the Martian atmosphere, if I remember right...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (ESVrU)

103 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)

104 What if you had a deployable drone to take pictures of the exterior of the spacecraft and check on things out there? Take stunning shots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)


That's a great idea, and there are so many more options available (I think, anyway) that could help make us see the extraordinary journey they have embarked on....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (dmDsy)

105 Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.

thanks. I'll put up a post.
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
----
Lunar flyby is supposed to start shortly before 2 p.m. Central Time. Then continue for a few hours as they circle around the far side of the Moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (ESVrU)

106 Ace, how was your Easter?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

107 Enjoying shopping for shoes is not a reason to give up your man card. I mean, worst case you will get one corner clipped if you are buying sneakers. Shopping for boots gets you an upgrade to the gold card.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (4NO2D)

108 yeah, I think it was Mars, the lander didn't land, it impacted.

pounds vs. newtons was the unit mismatch as I recall ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (MIIRH)

109 >>oh are we going around the moon today?
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
__
Yep. Only about 15,000 miles from the Moon now, and almost 250,000 miles from Earth.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)
_______

"Meh"

-- Ray Harryhausen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

110 103 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)


Oh, you!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Damn, I LOVE Me Some Good Sarcasm! Have a Cigar! at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (dmDsy)

111 ----
Lunar flyby is supposed to start shortly before 2 p.m. Central Time. Then continue for a few hours as they circle around the far side of the Moon.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:44 PM (ESVrU)



They'll be out of radio contact for 46 minutes or some such.

Butt-pucker time for Mission Control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (IXZGh)

112 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

113 >>Get a really good pair of athletic shoes once you find out the right brand for your foot. Even just for walking, it makes a huge difference.

Yep. Not going to replace my special-occasion shoes, but getting checked (and definitely with the Brannock tool) for walking shoes is truly worthwhile. After that, ordering working boots (~20 years old) for cold weather and sandals (~15 years old) from a reputable Maine outfitter which has always done right by me is a piece of cake.

Except for my weirdly shaped foot: Normal at the ball of the foot, very narrow heel. Practically bird feet.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (NcvvS)

114 107 has it right!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (MIIRH)

115 A Brannock Device can be purchased online quite easily. Then you can size and purchase intelligently online. Physically going to a shoe store is mostly for fetishists who get off on having their feet manipulated and fondled by effeminate strangers. It's another low-rung on the perversity ladder.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

116 They'll be out of radio contact for 46 minutes or some such.

Butt-pucker time for Mission Control.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (IXZGh)
----
That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (ESVrU)

117
What are we learning from this manned trip around the Moon?
Posted by: toby928(c)


Purchase an extended warranty on for your space toilet and stay current on its payments.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (xG4kz)

118 The drone would have to be CO2 propelled or something. Could take shots with the craft in front of Moon, Earth. Maneuver for good shots of moon and earth, etc.

It always seems like NASA lost the sheer joy of exploration sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

119 I think it's laudable that now that we have solved all the big problems of mankind like poverty, illness, aging, cancer, war, crime, cancer, energy sustainability and such, that we are now turning our efforts to putting a man back on the moon.
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:43 PM (qgHp7)



It is my firm belief that we're doing this in a rush now because China said they wanted to go to the moon and everyone knows China will threaten the planet and destroy the moon if they could. We beat them to it, they can't go there without an escort being on site.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

120 17 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (rR03l)
-------
Don't take them for granite

Posted by: 496 at April 06, 2026 12:47 PM (OgaPP)

121 112 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

Valid, but it was still a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

122 >>Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

That incident was discussed while i was in ground school.

If I recall correctly, the captain dead-sticked it onto an old runway that had been converted to a dragstrip.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

123 100 95 Good advice, Piper, but bill is still gonna have to relinquish that man card... sorry, it's just the rules...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:41 PM

He can get it back when he kills another man with his bare hands.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:42 PM (FpHTM)


That's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Denny Crane - You Have To EARN It!!! at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (dmDsy)

124 ----
That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (ESVrU)



Exactly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

125 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)

126 Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

127 Piper,
I have just discovered that Ferragamo makes sneakers.

As resident fashion maven, I thought you should know.

Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (QNSS1)

128 Morning.

So I had a thought recently.

You know how so many leftist protests are simply paid for? The protestors are paid agitators paid for by a business, right?

Why doesn't the government regulate this as a commercial activity?

Now the gub'mint can't make these people protest for/against anything in particular right but how about simple regulations that identify them as being employees of a business? If you work at a call center you're required to announce that a call is monitored and recorded, why not a requirement that these paid agitators announce they are indeed paid agitators? Force them to say or wear whatever necessary. Here, a t-shirt that's identifies the org you work for, a high visibility vest with same and a hoodie with big pink bunny ears.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (dpXJq)

129 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

130 125 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)

Killjoy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

131 Hey, Wenda, how are you?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

132 That incident was discussed while i was in ground school.

If I recall correctly, the captain dead-sticked it onto an old runway that had been converted to a dragstrip.


Correct.

I never understood how this happened - even if the ground crew incorrectly assured the flight crew that they had enough fuel to fly across Canada, didn't the aircraft have working fuel gages?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (n1OCj)

133 >>Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

Except my preferred athletic shoe store has cute female associates. Certainly not by accident.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

134 >>A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)
___
How about a telescopic selfie-stick?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (bNf8H)

135 There are only two countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that have been to the moon.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

*sobs*

Posted by: Hubble Space Telescope at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (994Xn)

136 100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

137 Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.

Especially when they think Stanely Kubrick filmed it all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

138 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)

139 I like the drone idea. Something very light to minimize risk, maybe powered by ion thrusters to make it's movements slow relative to the spacecraft.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)

140 A drone would be a bad idea. If they lose control of it while the drone is under thrust and impacts say the solar panels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (2GVsD)
___
How about a telescopic selfie-stick?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (bNf8H)
----
There are several GoPro cameras attached to the exterior, especially at the tips of each of the solar panels. The panels can be adjusted, which also moves the cameras.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (ESVrU)

141
A Brannock Device can be purchased online quite easily.


A Braddock Device is a large ear horn that was found to be quite useful when a whole lot of whooping, hollering and shooting occurred when your long extended military column encounters hostiles deep in a trail that runs up into a heavily wooded area.

"Eh? What's all that racket? Fetch my Braddock Device, Sergeant!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (xG4kz)

142 If Roberts and Barrett rule that the 14th amendment doesn't mean what it says (along with the liberal bloc), I think a large majority of the American people would back a ban on issuing visas to any foreign national who is pregnant.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

143 The whole thing is a pile of junk. We're not doing anything we haven't done before. It took ten years and billions of dollars and all we got is a stopped up commode.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (koh6z)

144 "...Not going to replace my special-occasion shoes, but getting checked (and definitely with the Brannock tool) Except for my weirdly shaped foot: Normal at the ball of the foot, very narrow heel. Practically bird feet."
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:46 PM (NcvvS)


I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Family Tree Is More Like a Stick. at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dmDsy)

145 "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

The size of a tangerine?

Posted by: Alfred at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Q+gd/)

146 Jeepers.


I have a serious carb hangover from yesterday. I feel like a slug.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (W2Pud)

147 "I'll just be posting open threads today unless something big happens."

The size of a tangerine?

Posted by: Alfred at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (Q+gd/)

Bigger than a breadbox.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

148 The Gimli Glider

It was not only the guy on the ground pumping gas that messed up. The 767's electronic brains that was supposed to manage the fuel, well that board was in-op and the 767 was so new Air Canada lacked a replacement. It fell to the two-man crew, as flight engineers are no longer needed, to step up and figure out the fuel. But they were given incorrect information.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)

149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)

150 Don't forget the Air Canada flight that ran out of fuel at altitude when Air Canada was converting from imperial to metric units, and amazingly safely landed at a disused RCAF base.

Reminds me tangentially of when one of the major gas stations started pricing gas by the liter. I want to say it was around 1983. They did it for about a month before having to revert to freedom units.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

151 143 The whole thing is a pile of junk. We're not doing anything we haven't done before. It took ten years and billions of dollars and all we got is a stopped up commode.

hey, don't knock it. last time we did this, they had to poop in bags.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (oY6Yp)

152 Probably on a craps table.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:51 PM (qgHp7)


Sounds like on the "No Pass" line.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (n9ltV)

153 If anyone is looking for running/walking/athletic shoes and is like me and has feet that resemble loaves of bread, check out Altra. They're not cheap but the toe box is so wide and comfy without being huge everywhere else thus floppy and blister-y.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

154 You know about the shoe sizes?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

155 SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)


I really, really, really want to believe that is true.

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Brother Was An Astronaut, He Decided To Stay On The Moon. at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (dmDsy)

156 A perfect open thread topic for the day after Easter.

Des Moines area Catholics. Are there any Catholic Churches that lean towards more progressive, tolerant Parrish? I've a friend new to the area and they're not looking for typical right wing -anti LGBTQ, Abortion protesting type. More of a social justice bent that some Catholic churches embrace.

The recent Popes are both pretty good dudes who say really insightful, Christ-centered things, but churches aren't doing the same things. If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!

Yes! The Episcopal Church is very similar to Catholicism - liturgical with 7 sacraments yet allows female clergy and are pro lgbt rights.

The answer is Des Moines Intentional Ecumenical Community. They are absolutely incredible! The warmest, most welcoming people you will meet in Des Moines, hands-down. The perfect place for your friend: https://www.dmiec.org

I know it's not what you're used to but if you're looking for an experience that involves love and respect rather than judgment and guilt you should check out the Church of Satan.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (rGFB1)

157 "Eh? What's all that racket? Fetch my Braddock Device, Sergeant!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: E
---

I ardy know my shoe size.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (koh6z)

158 I don't often search for products or services on Google. I'm set in my ways, I know what I like, and I just shop for it or order it.

So whenever I search in detail for something I'm unfamiliar with (last time a couple years ago, it was welding machines), I get pummeled with ads for it for months/years - it's all the algorithms have to go by.

Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland). I went on a Google journey of discovery and picked out a brand to order. But now, all my ads are for Finnish foodstuffs. I just got one for Kroger here in the US - but in Finnish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

159 138 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.


*golf clap*

Posted by: amber heard at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (oY6Yp)

160 >>I never understood how this happened

Well, yeah, that was discussed, too. Neither pilot thought it prudent to check fuel load vs anticipated average fuel burn rate vs travel time.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Y1sOo)

161 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Fahrenheit is a more precise temperate scale than Celsius.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

162 158 Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland). I went on a Google journey of discovery and picked out a brand to order. But now, all my ads are for Finnish foodstuffs. I just got one for Kroger here in the US - but in Finnish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

163 So, Braddock's device is fore de feet?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

164 When I was a kid I accidentally swallowed some dice. Never knew where they ended up.

*********

Probably on a craps table.
Posted by: muldoon

Ooof! I can't even. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (cYBz/)

165 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.

Sort of. Fahrenheit has almost double the precision per degree in the range that humans can reasonably live in.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

166 158 Well, some joker here mentioned a product I never heard of but want very much (salted black licorice from Finland).

it's a shame that salmiyuck.com hasn't been updated in over a decade.

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (oY6Yp)

167 149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)
-----
The metric system is great for science and engineering where everything needs to be scalable and repeatable.

The other units we use are wildly better for just measuring things humans need to know on a daily basis to make our lives easier.

Fahrenheit: 0 is fucking cold, 100 is fucking hot.
Celsius: 0 is pretty chilly, 100 you have been boiled alive.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2026 12:57 PM (oqH4h)

168 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

==

*nods

Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

169 >>I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Gives you size in length & width, but your problem would seem to be the converse of mine, assuming your toe box is broader than the main width at the ball of the foot.

Have to look for shoes with a narrow heel; for me, no way around that.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (NcvvS)

170 Marbles are made of glass, not marble. What do you say to that?
Posted by: Eromero
.......

Steelies.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

171 Foot sizing. A Marine Corps friend, good friend, now gone, wore a size 10 on on foot, eight on the other. At Camp Butler, Okinawa, on the way to Nam we were issued our jungle utilities and boots. Ralph comes down the street with not three pairs of boots but six. They told him to throw the unneeded ones away and the Okinawans would sell them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (gm9Sb)

172 *did I get that right? Anna??

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

173 Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

How?

It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

174
I have 5 Big Toes on each foot...will this "Brannock Tool" help me?

Posted by: Denny Crane - My Family Tree Is More Like a Stick. at April 06, 2026 12:52 PM (dmDsy)

No. Angle grinder might.

Posted by: Just a little off the top at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

175 Yang Poon!
Posted by: runner

"Everybody Yang Poon tonight!!"

. . . .Hmmmmm, needs work.

Posted by: Wang Chung at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (cYBz/)

176
My apologies, but dudes yammering about marbles for nearly ten minutes or more don't have the drama of watching baby goats run wild or, better yet, watching working dogs herd sheep.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (xG4kz)

177 173 It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

Ammonia Salt. Smelling salts.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (FpHTM)

178 One of most beguiling characters in Noble House - Venice Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (GD0B3)

179 173 Gah. Salmiak Licorice is naaaaaaaaaaasty.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)

How?

It's black licorice. And salt. It's two of my favorite flavors, embracing the power of "and."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

Salted licorice is the only candy available in hell.

Posted by: Served with Brussels sprouts at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

180
Eyeglasses today are made neither of eyes nor glass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (xG4kz)

181 Ace has lost his marbles. Must be from peep overloads.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (sl73Y)

182 Well, the road awaits my using of it. Should be at home tonight. So I am off like a bride's nightie. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 01:01 PM (PBfu2)

183 Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC. Not sure how good the resolution is on it, but it's possible to get "outside" shots with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (AkEZC)

184 The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

185 Doesn't a certain cut of Roadrunner taste like licorice?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (DgMqy)

186
Wishing you safe travels AOP.

Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (3ek7K)

187 So I am off like a bride's nightie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

LOL

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

188 If Roberts and Barrett rule that the 14th amendment doesn't mean what it says (along with the liberal bloc), I think a large majority of the American people would back a ban on issuing visas to any foreign national who is pregnant.

If the Supreme Court seriously says that a women can fly from China to the US, give birth, fly back to China, and that her kid is therefore a US citizen, we really have to rethink the whole visa system.

You'd think they would be able to ban birth tourism at least.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (n1OCj)

189 149 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-----------

Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (koh6z)

190 8
Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now. Not that I have much liking of them, but the talk I see from DemSocs (a.k.a. Commies) is positively bloodthirsty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (tgvbd)

Surprised? I’m not. If they did not have envy they’d have nothing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (E6xSb)

191 Safe journey, AOP.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (NcvvS)

192 It’s a misconception that the US doesn’t use the metric system, we use it for stuff that needs precision, and the imperial system for things that don’t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 12:53 PM (QIaBy)

Drug deals are all done in metric.

I mean drug dealers aren't known for being all that smart to begin with, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (dpXJq)

193 Hi, Bulg.
Congratulations on your new job.

I'm doing well. Began taking creatine a few weeks ago--first heard of it here from the horde. And it has made such a big difference in my energy. I'm so grateful.

I have to have a kidney test in a couple of months to see if I can continue. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Wenda at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (QNSS1)

194 Ever play Marble Madness?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (E6xSb)

195 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

196
The recent Popes are both pretty good dudes who say really insightful, Christ-centered things, but churches aren't doing the same things. If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!


Hoo, boy! I hurt myself laughing explosively at this one!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (xG4kz)

197 In Indianapolis, someone shot up a politician's home and left a sign stating 'NO DATA CENTER'. Most of the replies to the story posted by the local news are both disheartening and terrifying. The media has done a great job encouraging the fringe that violent and loud is a legitimate way to express your political beliefs. Many comments were outright calling for political opponents to be killed, all in the name of 'resistance'. Most of those had double-digit thumbs up reactions.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (CwhoI)

198 The answer is Des Moines Intentional Ecumenical Community. They are absolutely incredible! The warmest, most welcoming people you will meet in Des Moines, hands-down. The perfect place for your friend: https://www.dmiec.org

Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (rGFB1)
_______

Just for S&G, I went to that website. It's hysterical. Every leftwing shibboleth is present and accounted for. Climate change? Check. "Social justice"? Check. Vaccines and boosters? Check. "Peace" in the middle east? Yup. Even something called the "Hiroshima-Nagasaki Commemoration." And a suspicious number of the congregants in the pics look like they are intimately familiar with same-sex private parts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

199 Being one that grew up in a Finnish household, salted licorice should only be served with vodka. This goes for just about anything if you're out of coffee. A Finn never runs out of Vodka or coffee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 01:04 PM (gm9Sb)

200 Hi, Bulg.
Congratulations on your new job.

I'm doing well. Began taking creatine a few weeks ago--first heard of it here from the horde. And it has made such a big difference in my energy. I'm so grateful.

I have to have a kidney test in a couple of months to see if I can continue. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: Wenda

Good to hear, Wenda. And thanks for the congrats. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)

201 Looks like "billionaires" (of which there are about a 1000 in the US) are the new, or at least most prominent, hate objects to the Left right now.

Bernie Sanders used to denounce billionaires and millionaires.

Now he only denounces billionaires.

I wonder why that is?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (n1OCj)

202 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)

203 47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

No veteran’s discounts?

Figures. Dude’s a wimp.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)

204 The White House Easter Egg Roll was chaos. I blame Orange Bad Man and his whistle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Fbc0I)

205 And, Wenda, fingers likewise crossed for you kidney test.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

206 Ammonia Salt. Smelling salts.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:00 PM (FpHTM)

Ooooh... Rough.

Still gonna try it tho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (BI5O2)

207
During Covid, our little family really got into the Jelle's marble race videos. It was fun, the kids were enjoying it and with everything shut down it was entertaining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (IifOV)

208
Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC. Not sure how good the resolution is on it, but it's possible to get "outside" shots with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

209 203 47 The Obama Library (aka "The Flak Tower") is about to open, and they've released their admission prices.

Thirty bucks, with four bucks off if you are an Illinois resident.


Wait, who's paying whom? Because 30 bucks would be nowhere near enough to get me to set foot in the place.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

No veteran’s discounts?

Figures. Dude’s a wimp.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (E6xSb)

Discounts are available for payments with food stamps.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (S/Y4j)

210 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)
_____

"Ahem ...."

-- Missile Command

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

211 @189

>> Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?

The flight computers for Apollo used metric.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (Xx+zI)

212 We used to play cavalry and Indians with marbles. We had a bunch of yellow marbles with a blue band around the middle, which were the cavalry. All the other colored marbles were the Indians.

We would have "battles " between the different set of marbles. Cavalry usually won even though they were heavily out numbered. Though on occasion, the 7th cavalry would meet their reward on the basement carpet.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (tYGL3)

213 Just for S&G, I went to that website. It's hysterical. Every leftwing shibboleth is present and accounted for. Climate change? Check. "Social justice"? Check. Vaccines and boosters? Check. "Peace" in the middle east? Yup. Even something called the "Hiroshima-Nagasaki Commemoration." And a suspicious number of the congregants in the pics look like they are intimately familiar with same-sex private parts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I was hoping some of you would check it out, because it's anything but Catholic, but I couldn't fit all the madness into my post lol. I've never seen a mission statement like this:

Des Moines Intentional Eucharistic Community is rooted in Catholic tradition*, but open to change.

*DMIEC is not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

214 Trump giving a briefing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (19SAM)

215 Trump up with press conference

Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (G0Uu2)

216 CBC - A canadian is aboard!!

Riding along on the coattails pf American greatness. Yeah, that checks out.

President Trump on CBC, CNN, AMS Now and FoxNews now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)

217 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.

The home versions from EA that used a mouse weren't bad either. It didn't translate as well to a joystick or keyboard.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

218 195 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.

Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)

219 Missile Command is still a great game. Played it a ton on the 2600 but Pitfall was my favorite.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (h/O4U)

220 "Will go down in the Books!"

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

221 A 26-year-old promising dental student died in a Connecticut hospital’s intensive care unit that was being overseen by a “tele-health” doctor — who pronounced him dead via a video call, a lawsuit alleges.

Conor Hylton’s family slapped the wrongful death lawsuit on Bridgeport Hospital Milford Campus last month...
_NY Post

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (koh6z)

222 Trump presser thread!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

223 Trump giving a briefing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 01:09 PM (19SAM)



Trump called a lid yesterday and spent the afternoon working.

Left wing media said he was rushed to Walter Reed because he had a medical emergency and used footage from when he was rushed after being shot in the ear.

You can't hate the media enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (IXZGh)

224 CBC - A canadian is aboard!!

Riding along on the coattails pf American greatness. Yeah, that checks out.


Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

225 The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.

Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury at April 06, 2026 01:11 PM (oftw2)

226 202 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)

Centipede
Boot Camp (Combat School)
Segasonic the Hedgehog
Golden Tee Golf (and its sequels)
Missile Command
Syvalion

There are also a few arcade bowling games that use one...

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn)

227 I know we're heading into The Willow Zone, but is anyone else as sick and fucking tired of The Liberty Daily and JD Rucker as I am?


The guy is clearly having sex with Drudge....

Posted by: Denny Crane - He Seems To Be Wearing The Skin At This Point..... at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (dmDsy)

228 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)
_____

"Ahem ...."

-- Missile Command
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)



Centipede farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

229 Marble Madness was a blast in the arcade. One of the only games I remember using a track ball.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 06, 2026 01:05 PM (h/O4U)


Missile Command has been mentioned.

Centipede and Crystal Castles also used a track ball.

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:13 PM (LVvlK)

230
Intentional Eucharistic


Do you just hate when an Unintentional Eucharist catches you napping?

You doze for even one short second and the next thing you know a desiccated wafer is slipped into your mouth and you wake up, sputtering, and calling out for water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:13 PM (xG4kz)

231 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11

And Nickelback!

We keep on giving....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

232 The media has done a great job encouraging the fringe that violent and loud is a legitimate way to express your political beliefs. Many comments were outright calling for political opponents to be killed, all in the name of 'resistance'. Most of those had double-digit thumbs up reactions.

Our side still hasn't really understood the left's promotion and celebration of violence.

Yes yes we arrested the tranny chaser that shot Kirk and the CIA asset that tried to shoot Trump but we aren't treating either very seriously.

And the left is more then willing to trade low level assets for people that really matter

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

233 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.
Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)



I got 99 sockets, but a 10mm ain't one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (IXZGh)

234 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Exactly.
Posted by: Sponge


Duh. If the clones aren't exact, someone will notice.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (NVsxt)

235 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.
____

Canada Arm? Elbows up!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

236 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?

Posted by: Josephistan at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (G0Uu2)

237 Wonder if Sahed Shithead has any operative plans for Continental US, Tuesday, 8 PM EST?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:15 PM (koh6z)

238 When I was a little kid, I went on a trip to Rome with my family. It was during the school year, so I missed school. When I got back I was forced to give a speech to the class (had to be 3rd of 4th grade) about my trip.

I spoke about the Pantheon, because it made an impression on me. I told the glass that the Pantheon was made out of a single marble. Because that's what the guide said. "These pillars are made out of marble."

Keep your "Special Ed" jokes to yourself. I'm not proud of this.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (dIske)

239 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

That just sounds crazy

Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

240 If the Supreme Court seriously says that a women can fly from China to the US, give birth, fly back to China, and that her kid is therefore a US citizen, we really have to rethink the whole visa system.

You'd think they would be able to ban birth tourism at least.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (n1OCj)

We should apply the PRC’s visa rules on PRC citizens. (You can’t even change planes in the PRC without having a visa in advance.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM (E6xSb)

241 137 Yeah, you'd think that studio would have better cinematographers.
Especially when they think Stanely Kubrick filmed it all.

2001-Truely Unimaginitive and overrated, outclassed by BruceDern in Silent Running from every aspect, especially the robots, exterior views and the perils of the suicide dive through the Saturn Rings (which are actually a recent development only 75M y.o.)

Contemporary 1-ups, w/merit Iron Sky, Pluto Nash.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (h4n6w)

242 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?

==

They will have to pay in blood.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

243 Auto industry trade group urges feds to scrap gas tax and replace it with a vehicle weight fee

Alliance for Automotive Innovation CEO John Bozzella, whose group represents automakers such as General Motors, Toyota, Volkswagen, Hyundai and other leading car manufacturers, put forward a proposal that urged the federal government to address the growing shortfall in the Highway Trust Fund with a vehicle fee.
----------

They want to stick us into smaller cars for more money. KMA.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (koh6z)

244 China did attempt a rocket launch in test for their lunar dreams.

It exploded before clearing the launch tower........

==

*nods

Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

Yeeeusss, all from china is YANG POON!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM (snZF9)

245 I wonder if Trump will troll the Iranians by asking for the $60,000 reward for finding the downed F-15 WAO?
Posted by: Josephistan


THAT would be priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:18 PM (U7QMZ)

246 Centipede farts in your general direction.

And as lefties like to remind us, Centipede was made by a Person of Vag. (As were a bunch of Intellivision games and Activision's River Raid for the Atari 2600).

Mentioning that kind of deflates their whole "women were historically oppressed in the game industry" narrative though.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

247 235 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.
____

Canada Arm? Elbows up!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

I’m keen to point out that Canada could be going to the moon with their own rocketry but they long ago decided that babying their people into perpetual adolescence was a better use of their money and time. This is why the United States is moving forward and Canada is committed to going nowhere.

I would do anything for that fact to be rubbed in that Canadian Forces colonel’s face throughout the Artemis’s journey.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (E6xSb)

248
The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.
Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury


Perhaps administering just that learned experience should be part of the sex ed curriculum at public schools.

Would the alphabet mob object? Would it not be illustrative and educational?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (xG4kz)

249 231 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:11

And Nickelback!

We keep on giving....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

I'm holding out for Moxy Fruvous and a moratorium on green beer bottles. If I had a nickle back for every skunked Molson Golden I've smelled, I'd have a bathroom I could play baseball in.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (w/O5Q)

250 246 Mentioning that kind of deflates their whole "women were historically oppressed in the game industry" narrative though.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)

251 This op will be studied for years to come.

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

252 Good lord, does my little girl ever love socket wrenches and screwdriver bits. I will be stuck buying my missing pieces every year forever, but at least it's more or less random which ones. I have a full complement for now, but it's still spring, when a young lady's attention turns to stealing my expensive things and losing them.

I guess I could lock them up, but she'd be desolate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

253 Centipede farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

254 one of the worst terrains, mountains and sand and no place to land

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

255 The metric system was pushed by Big Socket Set. Before 10mm was a thing, nobody constantly lost sockets. This was too limiting for sales growth, so metric was pushed on automakers.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

Nobody has ever found me.
Posted by: 9/16 socket at April 06, 2026 01:10 PM (ZhdAT)

I am still baffled by how the 10mm sockets seem to vanish. I never had one vanish, yet I hear all those jokes about buying them in a 100 pack, or them being being like disposable razors, or being a 1 use tool, etc. I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (snZF9)

256 Canada gave us the movie Strange Brew.

That's gotta be worth a wooden nickel or two.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (iXqHn)

257 I loved my kids' marble runs and also their Christmas penguin run.

Hours of entertainment for everyone.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

258 Canadians are very keen to point out that Artemis has the CanadArm 3, a new version of the arm they made for the Shuttle 45 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S.


Expect CanadArm 4 in 2071.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (U7QMZ)

259 Centipede farts in your general direction.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (IXZGh)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:20 PM (E6xSb)

If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)

260 Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)

261
Keep your "Special Ed" jokes to yourself. I'm not proud of this.
Posted by: Orson


'S okay. No one was listening to you anyway because, 3rd or 4th graders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (xG4kz)

262 Some media bastards leaked part of info...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)

263 54 I'm baking bread for Easter Monday. Crust has risen.
Posted by: muldoon

You are a gift. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (NFX2v)

264 260 Cheese'n'rice, do they intend to do any actual work with the damn thing or just mounted long and expensive trips to shoot videos for social media? What a fooking joke NASA is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (E6xSb)

Bet he’s fun at parties.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)

265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

266 I guess I could lock them up, but she'd be desolate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Why not just buy her her own set?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

267 put mission at risk...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)

268 If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)

Go to Xinjiang Province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:24 PM (E6xSb)

269 Thread asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/C46fNXNMhOc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

270 The Christmas Penguin steals fish from naughty children, and leaves krill in its place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (BI5O2)

271 And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.


100% true, but the mass layoffs that have been going on the last 18 months have hit troons the heaviest by far.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

272 Canada gave us the movie Strange Brew.

That's gotta be worth a wooden nickel or two.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (iXqHn)


"Where should we go, looney bin or brewery?"

Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (LVvlK)

273 That's when the aliens will replace the astronauts with clone replicas...

That just sounds crazy
Posted by: Tom Cruise at April 06, 2026 01:16 PM


Are you an effective team?

Posted by: Mission Control at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (4NO2D)

274 265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

Funny given how much Leftist politicians swear because they think it edgy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (E6xSb)

275 Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.

Which media company/reporter was it?

Posted by: Jose at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (V6W16)

276 Posted by: muldoon

You are a gift. 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (NFX2v)



We're blessed to have him here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

277 Yang Poon!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

Yeeeusss, all from china is YANG POON!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:17 PM

Did somebody mention Chinese Poon?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (IifOV)

278
Bet he’s fun at parties.
Posted by: Cow Demon


As a matter of fact, I am.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

279 How's your back today, Sponge?

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

280
If you like a Catholic mass but want to see the church living out the actual teachings of Jesus, Episcopal churches are great!

__________

*guffaws loudly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (MHBzu)

281 Artemis II has one of those robotic arms with a camera(s) on it. It did a "selfie" a couple days ago IIRC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (NVsxt)

282 >>>Which media company/reporter was it?

Give you one guess...

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (Y1sOo)

283 I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.

I saw a YouTube video of a machine shop rebuilding someone's engine where they found a 10mm in the oil pan. That's probably *why* it needed rebuilding, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2ocoG)

284 Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.



"I wouldn't release my source if he told me there would be a terrorist attack that would kill thousands of Americans. That would impugn my journalistic integrity."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

285 Why not just buy her her own set?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

She wouldn't have any interest. They have to be my tools. I got her a set of tool toys. No luck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

286 How's your back today, Sponge?
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)


It's not bad today.

It was horrible most of the weekend.

First Lady is making an appointment with a specialist, so we'll see what happens from that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

287
Canada Arm? Elbows up!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1

How do you know the space toilet wasn't sabotage?

Trump is mentioning the reward now. Darn, didn't ask for it. That WOULD have been hilarious.

President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

288 If bears are out of control, is Trump? Heads are no doubt exploding in Europe right now, unable to comprehend.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (cWLG3)

289 New York Times, April 6
The Latest Blows to Iran’s Leadership
An Iranian intelligence chief killed overnight on Monday was one of several Iranian officials who occupied their posts for only a few months.


The article contains a very helpful Who's on First type of chart.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

290 Exquisite technologies!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (GD0B3)

291 184 The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

He just forgot to grasp the truth: the more you eat, the more you shit.

And there is nothing to do on Artemis but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)

292
Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu)

293
Trump just said someone illegally leaked to the media that the 2nd pilot was still at large. Says he will jail the reporter who broke the story if he doesn't give up the leaker.

Which media company/reporter was it?
Posted by: Jose

=================

Which 2nd pilot when what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (n7rxJ)

294 I never had any sockets vanish. Then again I am a tool nazi, so fear among the other sockets keep them in line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:21 PM (snZF9)

With what I work on now my deep 10mm stays attached to my 1/4 ratchet. I don't even pack standard anything anymore. My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.

It's nice after years of dragging around 2 tons of tools.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (ZhdAT)

295 Tater news network

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (bXbFr)

296
President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)



Hellfire and Brimstone, baby. It's the only way to cover the war.

FIRST BLOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (IXZGh)

297 Nobody mentions that the contraband poutine is what plugged the commode on Orion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (Fbc0I)

298 And the new guinea cannibals

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (bXbFr)

299 If you really need to make a point, fart proudly next to a microphone!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 01:22 PM (S/Y4j)


Like this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mafvGXO3ieM

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (snZF9)

300 248
The only difference between an oral and anal thermometer is the taste.
Posted by: Winged Feet of Mercury

Perhaps administering just that learned experience should be part of the sex ed curriculum at public schools.

Would the alphabet mob object? Would it not be illustrative and educational?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (xG4kz)
Apropos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhl5ObsQZfQ

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (cWLG3)

301 265 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

No comments from the media about the democrat slut who used the word multiple times in her personal attack on Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fZiTB)

302 It's not bad today.

It was horrible most of the weekend.

First Lady is making an appointment with a specialist, so we'll see what happens from that.
Posted by: Sponge

Well, good luck with the specialist. Back pain sucks more than Kamala.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

303 She wouldn't have any interest. They have to be my tools. I got her a set of tool toys. No luck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

You have a little assistant.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ZhdAT)

304
Reporters would tell the Iranian goons the pilot's location.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (MHBzu)

305
Macron will rue the day he aligned with China & Russia to vote against us at the Security council about the Iranians Strait of Hermuz.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (IifOV)

306 Good on Ratcliffe for not calling the downed airman a "pilot."

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (Y1sOo)

307 288 If bears are out of control, is Trump?

and would women rather run into a bear or trump in the forest?

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 01:31 PM (oY6Yp)

308 292
Left-wing charity is giving a drunk a fifth of whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MHBzu

That's just a start and kind of cruel.

CIA Ratcliffe now.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)

309 Heads are no doubt exploding in Europe right now, unable to comprehend.

The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

310
Well, good luck with the specialist. Back pain sucks more than Kamala.
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)



Agreed.

And thank you. I'm hoping something other than surgery can be done. We'll see........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (IXZGh)

311 Roberta Williams co-founded Sierra Online (with her husband) - there were a fair number of women in the early history of video games...

Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

312
I thought I'd heard that the bottleneck at Hormuz wasn't Iranian forces but the shipping insurance geeks getting cold feet. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:33 PM (MHBzu)

313 Iranian military is EMBARRASSED and HUMILIATED!!

🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

314 CNN .... the 'Defense Secretary' is talking
MS Now ....'Secretary of Defense'

CBC - 'United States Secretary of War'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Sco7b)

315 And that at least 90% of "women" in the current industry are troons.

Especially on the programming side.


They had to find some way to meet their diversity quotas, and hiring actual women wasn't working.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 01:34 PM (a+4eV)

316
Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)



Make sure you go to the store and buy 'lubbers' or you will die from an STD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

317 yep , a miracle!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

318 TOUSI live is broadcasting POTUS description of the mission.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (kvcnI)

319 If you whisper, they don't hear it when you cuss.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (nvKZ7)

320 TOUSI live is broadcasting POTUS description of the mission.

==

so is the White House...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

321
President Trump is giving a lot of credit to everyone involved. Hillary would talk about her ridealong dodging bullets. Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless

==============

Obama would start the whole conference with "I ordered the military..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)

322 Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game

Softporn Adventure, which was the text-only predecessor of Leisure Suit Larry.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

323 I just wish Ratcliffe would do more to stop the covert IC activity against Trump and, more importantly, America.

He did a great job on getting the airmen back, though, so credit to him for sure.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:36 PM (dmDsy)

324 MS Now and CNN are a few seconds behind Canada's CBC broadcast.

I'm thinking this is to give them time to cut away should hard truths start to be spoken. I've seen this before.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)

325 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

326 MS Now and CNN are a few seconds behind Canada's CBC broadcast.

Does the CBC have the air-guitar sign language interpreter?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

327 325 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??


Dennis Quaid is my choice!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (j+aD2)

328
How do you know the space toilet wasn't sabotage?


"Ladies, please wrap your 'personal care' products in toilet paper and dispose of them in the trash. Do not attempt to flush them down the toilet."

Speaking from several summers of experience cleaning public restrooms, that admonition was crafted to seek out deaf ears.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (xG4kz)

329 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

As long as you ignore the years and millions it cost to TRAIN those people.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 01:38 PM (FmapG)

330 311 Roberta Williams co-founded Sierra Online (with her husband) - there were a fair number of women in the early history of video games...

Amusingly she got in some hot water, literally, because she posed in a hot tub in the cover art for an early Leisure Suit Larry type game
Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

The Man Who Single-Handedly Ruined Retro Gaming, "Metal Jesus Rocks", worked for Sierra.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)

331 Dennis Quaid ??

OKAY, works for me

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)

332 >>Obama would start the whole conference with "I ordered the military..."
__
"Some say I'm smart. But make no mistake, I'm brilliant."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (bNf8H)

333 My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.
------

Working on a bit of electronics the other day, the case was fastened together with Torx screws. No problem, I have a full set of such...except...a tee-tiny T-4. Crap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

334 I just wish Ratcliffe would do more to stop the covert IC activity against Trump and, more importantly, America./i]

It took Kash over a year to smoke enough rot out of the FBI to get them mostly doing their job. I figure CIA is much, much worse, although they apparently did their job in Venezuela and are doing it in Iran.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

335 Looks like Roberta made a new video game recently - "Colossal Cave" in 2023

I'm guessing she was bored during COVID since she retired a while ago

Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

336 Damn Minx beta.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

337 Trump said "Fuck" in a Truth Social statement so the fainting couches were catching lib media for 24 hours.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 06, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)


On Easter too, which made Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein inconsolable

Posted by: sus at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)

338 Does the CBC have the air-guitar sign language interpreter?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

Not yet.

CNN is 20 seconds behind. I can't think of any reason other than censorship.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (Sco7b)

339 ANOTHER USE FOR MARBLES:
Take two round metal cake pans ...
Fill one cake pan with marbles ...
Set the other cake pan on top ...
Voila, you've just made a Lazy Susan.

Posted by: Kathy at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (zuKcR)

340 so is the White House...

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

Thanks ... TOUSI does have more goats ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (kvcnI)

341
Biden would talk about his piloting skills during the mission.
Posted by: Stateless


Oh, no. He would credit the Sainted Beau with having done it better, safer and at less cost ... all eleven times he was called upon to do so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

342 Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.
Posted by: mikeski


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:41 PM (U7QMZ)

343 ANOTHER USE FOR MARBLES:
Take two round metal cake pans ...
Fill one cake pan with marbles ...
Set the other cake pan on top ...
Voila, you've just made a Lazy Susan.

Posted by: Kathy at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (zuKcR)

Can I have 10,000 marbles, please?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv)

344 Call sign "Dude224A"

I love pilots!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (dmDsy)

345 100%. Some of the footage I've seen looks like it's from 1969 tech. NASA is really missing out on PR. The images we see from the vehicle, inside and out, should be absolutely stunning. It's not like we're not capable.

SpaceX is so good at the video now that it's easy to forget how bad NASA always has been at it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

All their really stupid, preventable problems plus their shitty video presentation of a historic event has made me believe they've just slapped things together in a hurry to try to convince the public that NASA still matters. They've shown us why they really don't.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

346
Iranian military is EMBARRASSED and HUMILIATED!!

__________

CRUSHED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (MHBzu)

347 wow, phenomenal stuff!!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3)

348 Was the moon landing imprecision?
Were Apollo 13 calculations imprecise?"

There are 2 common systems.
One went to the moon and back.

The other is metric...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (XuXeR)

349 CRUSHED by FACTS and LOGIC!!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (MHBzu)

BITCHSLAPPED AND DEPRESSED!

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3)

350 With what I work on now my deep 10mm stays attached to my 1/4 ratchet. I don't even pack standard anything anymore. My only needs are two multi screwdrivers, a 1/4 deep and shallow socket set and about 20 special keys.

It's nice after years of dragging around 2 tons of tools.

Posted by: Reforger at April 06, 2026 01:29 PM (ZhdAT)

If my life was that easy. Even after decades I'm still amazed how many frigging tools are on the lift when working on a harley. Its insane, as if somebody dumped a tool box. Allen sockets, long allen sockets, long ball allen sockets, a rail of 1/4 and 3/8 drive sockets, socket extensions, wobble extensions, assorted pliers, snap ring pliers, multiple wrenches, ratchet wrenches, impact gun, large 1/2 drive sockets, multiple screw drivers, etc. That don't include the specialty tools. Its crazy

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (snZF9)

351 Dennis Quaid ??

OKAY, works for me

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:39 PM (GD0B3)




The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (IXZGh)

352 wow this conference is SOMETHING

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (j+aD2)

353 I have to agree with what someone said upthread.


Trump should troll the Iranian government and claim the downed pilot reward.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (U7QMZ)

354 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

355
The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".


I think that on matters military and what is decent, honorable, and right, Euros should stand mute on anything that touches on how our nation conducts its military affairs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (xG4kz)

356 The 7'6" basketball player at Florida (he's entering the portal, however) will need to play Barron.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Is he tall enough?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (U7QMZ)

357 352 wow this conference is SOMETHING
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at April 06, 2026 01:44 PM (j+aD2)


It really is!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (dmDsy)

358 The earlier thread re King Chuck reminded me of the video of Churchill's funeral. It's well worth a look. England will never see his like again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

359 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Tribalism vs the individual...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (XuXeR)

360 Our spaceship doesn't have a working toilet, but it can take a selfie.

Tell me it's 2026 without telling me it's 2026.


I strongly hope the toilet and the selfie camera are from two different engineering teams.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

361 ok, ok, who is going to play DJT in the movie??
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:37 PM


Tom Selleck.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)

362 DUDE 444 Bravo for PRESIDENT !

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

363 Nood moon

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)

364 On Easter too, which made Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Klein inconsolable
Posted by: sus at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM


Wow...there's a sock I haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (bFu5X)

365 I love America so fucking much...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (dmDsy)

366 *44 Bravo

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

367 The Euros are still stuck on "airplanes cost money, people don't, so the US was stupid to rescue those two airmen".

Tribalism vs the individual...


It's the whole "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one" riff from Star Treks II through IV. Spock led with that version, and Kirk inverted it when he threw away his career to resurrect Spock.

And as a lot of people have pointed out, recruiting gets a lot easier and the troops will fight harder when they know the Pentagon will move heaven and earth to rescue you if something goes sideways.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (2ocoG)

368
The toilet engineer at NASA obviously used the metric system.
Posted by: wth

i wanna know which astronut shat out the Red River Logjam requiring captain Henry Miller Shreve to "remove the raft".

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2026 01:56 PM (PnEh/)

369 Can't please people at all.

Go back and watch the footage shot and broadcasted on TV of Neil Armstrong descending the ladder to plant his feet on the Moon. Talk about horrible video quality.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

Valid, but it was still a big fucking deal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

Space on board the lunar lander was at a premium, and the camera used a vidicon tube with the associated electronics, and a very narrow bandwidth. It was pretty much an afterthought. I was in the Army Signal Corp at the time assigned to the TV Division, and was recording the landing on an Ampex VR1000 monochrome 2" quad VTR and an Ampex VR1000 all tube 2" quad VTR. All of us were amazed that we were receiving a video signal from the moon! History in the making. I was 22 years old.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 06, 2026 02:45 PM (5xuJ/)

370 All their really stupid, preventable problems plus their shitty video presentation of a historic event has made me believe they've just slapped things together in a hurry to try to convince the public that NASA still matters. They've shown us why they really don't.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew

You’re fun at parties…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

King Charles at Easter vs at Ramadan; The Anglican Bishop’s Plea for Charles to Save Christianity in Britain

King Charles Quran.png

The titular head of the Church of England did not deliver an Easter message this year. (“Buckingham Palace Confirms King Charles Will Not Issue Easter message this year.” Charles was not so reticent during Ramadan a few weeks back, going on social media and “Wishing all Muslims in the UK, the Commonwealth and around the world a blessed and peaceful Ramadan.” The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

King Charles has not been shy about his great admiration for Islam. He has praised it profusely while condemning Christians for hatred and bigotry against Muslims. Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades, but he has also expressed his respect for Muslim claims to a permanent caliphate in Spain, since the Moors conquered the Iberian peninsula fair and square - before the reconquesta restored Christianity to that part of Europe. Charles has condemned Christians for misunderstanding sharia, and also for misunderstanding our lying eyes when we are appalled at the sight of a woman in a burqa.

In Charles’ 2024 Christmas address, the King was contemptuous of those who engaged in “anger and lawlessness” following the Southport knife attack, but he had not a word of criticism for the attackers. 13 people were stabbed in that incident. The dead included three children under the age of 10. King Charles made it abundantly clear that his sympathies were with the knife wielders, not their victims.

Charles is also famously enamored of another non-Christian religion, the climate cult, throwing his support behind the goal of a net zero future, which would impose a lower standard of living and crippling energy costs on his subjects.

While I have no great affection for British royalty, the institution should serve as a bulwark to protect Christianity against an emerging caliphate. King Charles is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England, and his royal duties include protection of the Christian faith therein. The King has clearly abdicated that role.

Anglican Bishop Ceirion Dewar recently published a widely distributed letter to King Charles, addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage.

I’ve posted the entire transcript of the letter below the fold, but here are a few quotes that capture the gravity of the letter:

“I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.”

• “From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.”

• “Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.”

• “What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.”

• “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

• “And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.”

The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage.

Harry is a lost man, the legal son of the King, but not in line to the throne, and questioned if he is actually a true family member from the royal bloodline. He was apparently happiest in life when he was just another bloke hanging with his military buddies. He struggled in a royal role, and he has struggled even worse trying to be the pet-husband of a Hollywood AWFL.

A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.

Now, here is the full letter from Bishop Dewar:


To:
His Majesty, Charles III,
King of the United Kingdom and the Realms,
Supreme Governor of the Church of England,
Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith.

Your Majesty,

I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled.

Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment.

For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith.

The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it.

From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her.

Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them.

Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age.

Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel.

Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation.

What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state.

It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis.

The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge.

They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation.

Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?”

They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled.

Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.

Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm.

History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ.

That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity.

And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault.

If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed.

The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long.

Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced.

For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender.

You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours.

Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means.

They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them.

For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it.

Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted.

May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown.

Yours faithfully,
Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC
Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence
Confessing Anglican Church



[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Who wouldn't want your only hope to be Charles?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (Sco7b)

2 He's the Chuck Norris of monarchy!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

3 Charles secretly converted to Islam long ago.

He's just waiting for the appropriate time to publicly announce it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (n1OCj)

4 And approving three comments in a row.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Sco7b)

5 Jerry Lawler made a better King. Harley Race, too.

Posted by: Crown Me! at April 06, 2026 11:03 AM (oftw2)

6 The King also hosted an iftar at Buckingham Palace to celebrate Ramadan in 2025.

Iftar was a terrible movie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

7 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)

8 He and his "wife" should be put out to pasture ASAP... Put the younger one in... He seems more "reasonable" or at least his wife does...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (eajtS)

9 If the English are waiting for Charles to save them, they are already lost. There's a reason his mother hung on as long as she did.

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:05 AM (EqzMw)

10 As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows:

He may need to nail it to the door of Buckingham Palace...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (ynpvh)

11 Dear England,

I you want to keep a monarchy, you need a new royal family. One that actually loves your country.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (NR6c1)

12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
***

This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

13 Was Charles seen this weekend?

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (lCppi)

14 12 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades,
***

This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (lCppi)

He brightens up when talking about Camila's tampons...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (ynpvh)

15 I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects

Well there's your problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

16 Back the House of Stewart!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:08 AM (4NO2D)

17 Back the House of Stewart!

Second look at Oliver Cromwell?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

18 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

19 Inbred retard.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

You'd have to heat him to 5,000 K to make Charles even remotely bright.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

21 Willowed:
260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

Oddly apt when talking about Charles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (bss/y)

22 It's time for a lorry to swing by and pick up England and deposit her into the dustbin of history, or the loo.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Andy Capp at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (3vrM2)

23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (N1DT3)

24 A reasonable appeal is just a sign of inferiority, you peasant.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (DgMqy)

25 I'm convinced the only reason the queen hung on as long as she did was because Charles is an idiot. The problem with your idea for Harry is cut from the same cloth. But, if he brought that black minister that spoke at the wedding along with him, now that might have some chance of success.
Sadly though, I think England is lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)

26 At least none of you will see him on your currency. Ughhh.

By the way, if you ever find yourselves on 'The Price is Right' playing 'Cliffhanger' with the yodelling guy, just go $25, $35 and $45. It's not rocket science. Or even a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b)

27 Chuckie's head should be on a pike, along with most of the "UK" "government", not to mention several thousand of the immivaders the gubmint scum have ushered in.

Posted by: a modest proposal at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (9vFyc)

28 Prince Willy Wanker had some great things to say about goat fucking.


Lost all respect for him.

Many people in Britain are asking the same question today: Why Prince William promotes Islam over Christianity? As the future king, he should stand up for his country’s Christian faith. Instead, he often praises Islam in ways that worry ordinary citizens who see problems in their daily lives.

https://tinyurl.com/4dpnsnye

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (U7QMZ)

29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM (GPa4z)

30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.

Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

31 William Wilberforce rolls over in his grave… along with Winston Churchill and other British greats

Charles is a lost soul… The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)

32 When he named himself Charles was he looking for a Cromwell?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (n17eQ)


You are assuming that he is intelligent enough to understand the connection.

I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (n9ltV)

33 King Putz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (+HNx/)

34 wow! putting out the record of disappointment that Great Brittan has become

Posted by: DanMan at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (8uzBS)

35 More important is the question of whether King Chuck celebrates Dyngus Day.

(And by now you'd think the British Monarchy would realize to add Charles to John as names prohibited to heirs.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (j7INY)

36 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.

-----------

I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (+HNx/)

37 30 "Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM

WHAMMO!

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (rR03l)

38 Between the Archbishop(ESS???) (yikes) of Canterbury being a chick and this, it's timely to highlight that the Catholic Church welcomes all Anglicans home.
Coincidentally, the Good Friday service I attended was at an amazing, packed, young church headed by priests who are formerly Anglicans. Several are married, which is allowed if they are married before ordination in the Catholic Church.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:13 AM (lCppi)

39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (4NO2D)

41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

42 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades"

Me too. I apologize for the Crusades.
It was a halfhearted effort. The result was meh.
Posted by: Speller at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (pSotA)

They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)

43 I think he is an inbred dunderhead whose thoughts are chaotic and malformed, and whose desires drive his every action.

On a good day, yes. Back when I was watching The Crown, they starting depicting Charles as a poor, tormented soul who was simply to sensitive and intelligent to fit in amongst the other Royals.

*click*

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

44 His mother must be rolling in her grave.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (SRRAx)

45 20 This proves King Charles knows nothing about the crusades. But I'm not surprised; he's not known as an intellectual or even as particularly bright.

-----------

Charles' single achievement was gestating in the Golden Uterus.

He'd be a half-assed lorrie driver on a pension today if it wasn't for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (+HNx/)

46 I love when the climber on "Cliffhanger" goes into the abyss.

Posted by: Yodel-Ay-he-hoo! at April 06, 2026 11:15 AM (oftw2)

47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

48 Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7

Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (V4IXI)

49 29 We despair for the fall of England, but triumph in Christ is certain. Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM


Hear, hear

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (mh2lX)

50 >44

If they harnessed that power, along with Thatcher's spinning, they'd actually be able to achieve Net Zero!

Posted by: Gaff at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EqzMw)

51 Wow, that letter to Charles was awesome.

I hope it makes the King think again about what he is doing, but I fear that hope is unfounded.

This does, however, give us a data point in the timeline of the Fall of the United Kingdom.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (dmDsy)

52 I only regret the sacking of Constantinople.

Why, were they in charge of the subtitles?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

53 Not only did Charles apologize for the Crusades

He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

Fortunately, the Spanish are in the process of undoing the Reconquista, and returning to Al-Andalus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (n1OCj)

54 So, why hasn't Chucklefvck taken on an Arabic name yet?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (FpHTM)

55 47 Charles is an idiot. And a dangerous one, given his hereditary position. But, given the first two facts, he may well be the last of his line.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:16 AM (EweYk)

----------

One thousand years of intrigue, lust and murder. And for this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (+HNx/)

56 Iran probably used equipment left in Afghanistan to assist in downing our planes and other military attacks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

57 Richard the Lionhearted

Charles the Lilylivered

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (ndZc7)

58 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

59 The King is a Fink!

Posted by: Royal PITA at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (oftw2)

60 Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And the reason they don't understand is also the reason people can't be made American by a piece of paper.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (U7QMZ)

61 The dude who enters the palace and slams the head of the london mayor onto the kings desk will rule england.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (snZF9)

62 King Charles didn't even give an Easter message.

If you think that decrepit moron is going to save anything, you are delusional.

Even if he WANTED to, he's too old and incompetent to do anything.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (lCHt6)

63 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GPa4z)

64 If Harry became king, it's because something happened to William and his three kids (and their kids, if any). I personally think Harry is Charles' son, because red hair runs in the Spencer family and he also takes after Prince Philip.

But it's pretty well-known that besides the late QEII, the rest of the current Royal Family largely considers church to be more of a show-up-when-required than part of a lived-out, active faith. William is at best an agnostic, and the palace PR had to recently put out "he has a quiet faith" to make it look like there is something there. Kate had to go through confirmation before marrying him.

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (PrsTH)

65 The UK and much of Europe is gone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (AkEZC)

66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

68 They even had a Crusade to fight other disagreeable Christians. Europe is nothing but consistent.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


In all fairness, the Fourth Crusade was hijacked, at first by Venice. Long before it arrived in Constantinople the Pope Innocent III had renounced it. Once Venice was done using the army against some Dalmatian rival, the soldiers were basically just a big roaming bandit crew.
If you're thinking rather of the Albigensian Crusade (around the same time), that one was based.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (gKWVE)

69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.

Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

70 Charles dumped Diana for a basset hound of a woman.

Charles has likely experienced young boys and spent time collaborating with that other disgraced royal for diddling youngins.........

Can't really wait for him to experience room temperature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (IXZGh)

71 66 "Until Israel is nuked, we are unable to regret that Israel has been nuked. And you people are just delaying the process."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 06, 2026 11:20 AM (uoU9T)


Iran just bombed Haifu in a residential area killing at least 4... I'm thinking Israel is not gonna go along with any cease fire.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:22 AM (eajtS)

72 Prince Philip and Queenie were patriotic. How did they spawn Charlie?

Posted by: Bad Nanny? at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (oftw2)

73 The UK has had 4 Prime Ministers in the last five years, 6 in the last ten. It isn't just the royal institution that is failing in the UK.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (bO/DZ)

74 The Monarch does not release a Easter Message as a norm. The Queen only did it once during COVID. And the King shared a Maundy Thursday message last year not an Easter message.

his Ramadan ‘message’ was just wishing Muslim’s a peaceful Ramadan. Though hard to tell as googling it just leads to stories about this outrage bait.

Charles was literally celebrating the Royal Maundy service yesterday in Wales. And became the patron of one of country’s largest Jewish charities after the attack arson attack against the ambulances in North London. 

Almost like he is genuinely committed to interfaith dialogue, whilst being the head of the Church of England. 

The only people that care are those who decided they were religious five minutes ago because it's part of the right wing zietgeist and are now over performative.

Been phenomenal watching monarchists turn against the crown for this manufactured nonsense, if they got told eating dog shite was against the Quran they’d be chasing dogs arses around the parks

He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

75 Now don't be dunking on the Albigensians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (+HNx/)

76 69 >>A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at.

Huh? I've sneered at no one.
Posted by: James Hewitt at April 06, 2026 11:21 AM (Y1sOo)

He'd have to be liberated from Markle....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (eajtS)

77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone. Last I looked, the "pretender" (== claimant) was gay married. How can a poofter who mocks the Sacrament of Matrimony head up any serious church?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (gKWVE)

78 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

Your a' Peein's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

79 We demands a Monarch what moisturizes his todger properly, we do!

Posted by: Moisturized Cockneys 4 Harry at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (XE5AP)

80 "King" Charles...


WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?

If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (61TgR)

81 A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country.
====

Ouch.
--Prince William

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RIvkX)

82 41
What I if told you
You read the line just above wrong?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (0sNs1)

You right would be.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:24 AM (ynpvh)

83 Which is more likely: mass is celebrated again in Hagia Sophia; or Westminster Abbey becomes a mosque?
Posted by: Oglebay

Oglebay coming in hot this morning.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (mh2lX)

84 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.

Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)


Now do D-Day, you f***in' idiot.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (SRRAx)

85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)

86 Harry is a bigger cuck than his dad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (+HNx/)

87 Too long....Charles won't read it.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (uNwvV)

88 40 Britain along with Europe have become unimportant.

Yes, but they seem to think pounding their wee little fisties on the table will make them important. They're dissing us like spoiled teens, with no idea how to replace the safety we provide for them.

Europe has no world-class technology sector. No military capable of strong defense. No energy independence. No AI capacity.

What Europe has is culture. The culture we paid for at the expense of us reaching Maslow’s pinnacle.

For decades that was fine. We funded the museums, protected the sea lanes, and tolerated the sneering because the arrangement worked.

Then Europeans stopped keeping the contempt private. They started saying it to our faces. In their media. In their parliaments. At every international forum. “Americans are stupid.

You don’t have the military to defend your borders. You don’t have the technology to compete. You don’t have the energy to heat your homes without begging dictators.(1 of 2)


https://is.gd/nYXGUf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

89 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:25 AM (ndZc7)


Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:26 AM (eajtS)

90 (2 of 2)

What you have is an 80-year superiority complex FUNDED BY AMERICANS, protected by American soldiers, and built on the false belief that self-actualization is civilization.

It isn’t. Civilization is the ability to sustain itself. By that measure, Europe isn’t a civilization at all. It’s a dependency with better wine.

That’s not a threat. It’s a weather report.

Build a Navy. Or don’t. But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

91
[X] Unqualified

[X] Mentally incompetent

[X] Gay (like all Brits)

[X] Loyal to foreigner Arabs

[X] Religious heretic as chief of church

[X] Scandalous marriages

[ ] Hunted down and killed along with family and political allies

Almost there, buddy.

Posted by: Elagabulus at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

92 Charles is an insult to all tampons subject to the British Crown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (RIvkX)

93 WhatKing watches his country get raped and pillaged?
If the Brits had ANY stones left, that shithead would be tossed into the Atlantic
Posted by: melodicmetal


*heats up a poker*

Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)

94 I'm Ceirion, you guys.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (RIvkX)

95 Macron’s Latest Comments Show France Hasn’t Learned a Thing

Macron delivers his remarks with confidence, pointing to international law and trade stability, as if those exist in a vacuum.

They don't; they exist inside a framework shaped by American military and economic power. Strip that away, and the picture rapidly changes. The independence he promotes relies on a system he didn't build and can't replace.

France doesn't become stronger by pretending it stands alone; it weakens its position by creating doubt where cooperation should exist. Macron can keep talking about a third path, but he hasn't shown what replaces the one that already works. Until then, the message lands as posturing rather than strategy.

The history is there for anybody willing to look. The United States stepped in when France needed help more than once, a reality that doesn't vanish because it makes some leaders uncomfortable. Macron can dress up his argument any way he wants, but the results look the same.

France reaches for independence while standing on a foundation built by someone else.



https://is.gd/GLl3NO

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

96 I saw another Trump scandal yesterday. It seems during a meeting concerning Upchuck 3 visiting the US, Trump referred to him as "Prince" instead of his true title, "C*cks*ck*r."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (ndZc7)

Maybe he was just appeasing the Karens-

No Kings!

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (lCppi)

97 "A liberated Harry would have the opportunity to return to Britain as “the People’s Prince,” fighting for traditional British Christian values on behalf of the commoners his father sneers at. These are people being condemned to a hostile, immigrant occupation with King Charles’ consent. Having a castaway member of the royal family come to their defense might make a difference in saving the country."

Umm, he's part of the US Hollywood scene - why on Earth would one think he'd ever be this person willingly?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:28 AM (tOcjL)

98 Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna


Just one? Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (U7QMZ)

99 77 And the House of Stewart, or Stuart or however you spell it, won't save anyone.

--------

*ahem*

*checks clipboard*

We're on the Windsors. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (+HNx/)

100 floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...

ON EASTER!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

101 39 Speaking of the Yurpeens, they just don't understand.
Daniel Foubert
@Arrogance_0024
Lose all this [1XA-10 + 2XC-130] to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)
---

To be fair, those losses would be the entire Air Force of some European countries.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (0bjKf)

102 A laugh riot!

SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)

103 85 You know what's amazing? Trump is an Alzheimer retard and still has more success than stone cold genius Biden. Must just be luck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He surrounds himself with retarded, incompetent sycophants, but also Stephen Miller is the real evil genius/Darth Sidious behind the scenes
---------
Yeah... They were floating the 25th Amendment again yesterday because Trump used the F' word in one of his posts...
Posted by: It's me donna

I shared some of their 25th wish casting in today's Morning Thread but, well... 🗑🔥

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (JCZqz)

104 *heats up a poker*
Posted by: Isabella of France at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)


I'm listening...

Posted by: Edward II at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (dmDsy)

105 Mark Steyn, famous for presciently writing "America Alone" years ago, wishes everyone a Happy Easter Monday.

If you're in the United States, Happy First Day of Yet Another Work-Week. In the Catholic quarters of Mitteleuropa, this is the day when the boys spank the girls on their legs and buttocks with gaily decorated branches in order to keep them healthy, comely and fecund through the coming year. It's always worked for me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (bO/DZ)

106 Bring back King Ralph!

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

107 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

He will continue to do the wrong thing.

Britain is f*cked.

Enjoy your enslaving, Brits. You will pay jizya tax soon enough and your women will be embaggened or raped before your eyes.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

108 So if the Moors conquisted the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula they have a valid claim for a permanent caliphate, but if the inhabitants of the Iberian peninsula reconnquista the Moors back, they don't have a valid claim?

Here's the thing. Conquista isn't permanent.

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (qgHp7)

109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)

110 But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us”

Posted by: Archimedes


Europe--a lot of the world--makes sense when you realize they see America as an ox to be harnessed and controlled, their personal piggy bank and goon squad, to bankroll their whims and protect them from their stupidity. They think it their right to command us.

This explains their reaction as Trump disabuses them of that notion repeatedly.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (OUMaO)

111 From above, "The full letter is below, but first, I have a crazy, absurd idea as to how Prince Harry, of all people, could be a savior to his homeland when he finally cuts his losses and terminates his regrettable marriage."

Dr. Gavin Ashenden, a former chaplain to Queen Elizabeth II, criticized King Charles III for issuing messages for Ramadan while failing to issue a specific message for Easter. Ashenden argued this creates the perception the King "favours Islam" and lacks a specifically Christian focus in his public roles.

It does, and appears Charles and Camilla have acted on the side of which UK constituents & members of Parliament are more or less dangerous to The Throne now.

It was not by Sarah Mullally, recently installed as the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury & becoming the first woman to lead the Church of England and serve as the spiritual leader of the global Anglican Communion.

Very slick.

But Harry, The Spare as he likes to be known? How? For this? 'Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pull funding from Muslim charity over leader’s anti-Israel writings' Apr. 2025

What about William, Prince of Wales, the next King?

And "Our" Obama/Easter Bunny meme?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

112
SNL Audience Cheers Joke About Trump Getting Assassinated Like Lincoln Did
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:30 AM (ndZc7)



Seems they should get a visit from the FBI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

113 /sans royalty sock off

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (qgHp7)

114 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.

Posted by: Rich American Who,Vacations In European Poverty at April 06, 2026 11:32 AM (3vrM2)

115 A Church sect founded on the desire of a king to thwart a Pope in order to treat women like garbage and kill them is probably not one long for this world.

Heck, I'm kinda baffled it lasted this long in the country...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (tOcjL)

116 "addressing the existential crisis resulting from Britain surrendering its Christian heritage"

Britain didn't surrender its Christian heritage. It was taken from them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

117 Justin Castrudeau and Prince Harry-Hewitt walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what can I get you two bastards to drink?"

Here 'til Thursday. Tip the waitstaff.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:33 AM (Y1sOo)

118 “Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law.”

Name the Oath breaker!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (uQSQI)

119 He'll be apologizing for the Reconquista next.

----------
He could hand over Gibraltar to Morocco. That would give the new Moors a beachhead from which to spread further.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (XXOU4)

120 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

121 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

122 King Charles was always a puffy simp and closet homosexual with an affinity for ball gags. I don't know who is worse, him or Andrew.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

What's wrong with ball gags?

I kid I kid I kid...

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (dpXJq)

123 Critics Warn of Break from Britain’s Christian Roots As Surging UK Green Party Pushes Church-State Split

-
Just what Britain needs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (ndZc7)

124
If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)


Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

125 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

"Why yes, yes we could. All we need to do is display some testicular fortitude."

*looks between legs*

"Never mind."

Posted by: Parliament at April 06, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

126 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.

Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz)

127 The Unraveled Kingdom is doomed. There is no saving it. Call it by what it really is: Caliphate of Airstrip One.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (V362x)

128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

129 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (mh2lX)

130 I still think the true irony will be the coming war between the Islamic - European Caliphate and the US, Israel and Iran over the Middle East. Be hard for the remaining Gulf States to choose sides in that one.

Although I think they'll probably side with the Islamic nutters running the EU at that time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (AkEZC)

131 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

132 109 On the plus side, nothing ever forces change like a nicely worded letter.

Or a pretty speech.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM (Sco7b)


And let's not forget rolled-up shirt sleeves.

Posted by: RINOs-R-Us at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (XE5AP)

133 Morning.

If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)

They should, considering a requirement for the monarch is for he or she to be a member of the Church of England. Emphasis on "should".

Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (PrsTH)

134 Charles is deathly ill, which is the true reason for a lack of Easter address.

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)

135 88. Posted by: Archimedes

👍 Thanks.

And, as a different subject, Zelenskyy is a far bigger danger than anyone realizes, imho.

And the reason also has nothing to do with defense budgets.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (NFX2v)

136
The Harry idea is a good one but I’m afraid all evidence suggests he’s just as lost as his father
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 11:12 AM (aSzdc)



There was a short period of time when Harry showed actual promise as a Limey sovereign, when he was deployed to Afghanistan with the British Army. Then the Limey media got a few pictures of him in uniform, covered in dust and sweat, with a Browning High Power strapped to his body armor. They went apeshit and the Limey brass yanked him out of theater (against his will, mind you) within 48 hours.

Just like the rest of the Limey royals, he was borderline anyway, but that episode ruined him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

137
A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (qgHp7)

138 OK, sid. If that delusion gets you through the day, run with it.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (NR6c1)

139 The rumors that King Chucky converted to muzzie, are by outwards and all other appearance true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (xvV+O)

140 Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 11:40 AM (6a0lA)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 06, 2026 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

141 Hat tip to the Bishop of Dewar, nice letter. Although at the risk of sounding like I'm lacking in love for other believers, the Church of England is barely Christian itself, what with a archpriestess in charge, and loads of left-leaning, LGBTQ clergy.

And honestly, what would one expect from a king who carried on an affair the entire time he was married to Diana? Hardly "Defender of the Faith" material.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (uY1j2)

142 A Cambridge Too Far.

King Charles met the Lady of the Lake
Had the best schools for goodness sake
But all that interceding
Couldn't top the inbreeding
It seems the education didn't take.


*deducts 10 points for failure to use " her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

143 I remember the Dewar's Scotch ads. James Doohan was in one of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

144 The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)

145 Harry is an insufferable twat that married an insufferable twat. He will refuse to admit he f*cked up and do the right thing.

Hold on! It may be that two insufferable twats produce a magnificent person. Sort of like multiplying negative 1 by itself produces a positive 1.

As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)
________

I think this is more like one pound of shit mixed with another pound of shit gets you two pounds of shit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

146 William has turned out to be as useless as his father on this issue

not sure if that is his real feelings about islam, or he is being told what to say by the asshole king

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:43 AM (ZxPkt)

147 I don't think the oldest son is any better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (aZm/F)

148 Sid's gagged on some balls in his time.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (gKWVE)

149 Most Americans would be surprised as how the average dirty european actually lives. Smelly little hovels, crappy jobs if they have one and sex organs only used for perversions.
------------------------------

Most Americans have an image of Europe that is at least forty years out of date.

There was a comic book on the 1980s called American Flagg. It was set in 2033. Part of its world-building was that Europe had been conquered by African communists. Amazingly prescient.

Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (nM4oV)

150 128 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)


A modern-day Crusade may have to be started.... and I'm not really joking.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:44 AM (dmDsy)

151 Charles isn't, "deathly ill," they found early stage cancer and he's gotten treatment for it.

Dude's still running around doing...whatever the hell is it modern Bri'ish royals do.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (dpXJq)

152 Also, America was run by giant megacorporations that kept the populace controlled with drugs, pornography, and state-sponsored civil unrest.

So there's SOME truth to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)

153 He's ruined Easter! My Easter tree is going in the bin, and I will not be singing any Easter Carols tomorrow.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 11:23 AM (JCZqz)

Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:45 AM (ynpvh)

154 Bad Bob on Trump.

https://is.gd/0TJt9x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ndZc7)

155 19 Inbred retard.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:10 AM (V4IXI)

-----

This tracks. He's stupid, and his looks are weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (aZm/F)

156 VDH recommends everyone read this, to understand what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/m4nhfcjv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (MFqnk)

157 >How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
---

they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

158 in his memoir Spare, he revealed he used Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream to treat frostbite on his penis and other body parts after a North Pole expedition in March 2011, which took place shortly after his service in Afghanistan.

Harry noted that his late mother, Princess Diana, had previously used the same product on her lips. He described the scent as making him feel as though his mother was "right there in the room" while he applied it to his frostbitten skin.
Posted by: Whatever the queer/incest version of Penthouse Letters is at April 06, 2026 11:37 AM (JCZqz

Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

159 If Charles did convert to EEEEEEESLAM! couldn't Parliament kick him off the throne?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 11:34 AM (dpXJq)


Might not be so bad... Put Camila in a Burka...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 11:35 AM (eajtS)

A true hag in a bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (snZF9)

160
The three columns of NATO are:
1. Keep the Germans down
2. Keep the Russians out, and
3. Keep the Americans in.

I'd say, our leaving them would correct the other two sell by date ideas as well. What the fuck is the EU supposed to do?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:42 AM (n17eQ)


You forgot numbers 4 and 5.

4. Keep depositing the American cashier's checks.

5. Keep up the NATO fighting spirit by a willingness to fight down to the last American soldier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (y9nCu)

161 I think I understand

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (ZxPkt)

162 they knew
that's why she held on to the throne to her last breath
Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

-------

Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (aZm/F)

163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

164 Britain is gone. They cannot put the paste of islam back in the tube.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2026 11:38 AM (CHHv1)

Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Posted by: In About 20 Years at April 06, 2026 11:49 AM (3vrM2)

165 How is it queen Elizabeth II and prince Philip did not know their child was eating paste?
________

Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

166 Coming to Small Town USA....thanks to open borders and spineless people.

Or perhaps, based on the last few days, we might dispense with the black pill and recognize that Americans are fundamentally different than old Euros.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM


Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (bFu5X)

168 Public support for the monarchy falls to historic low while calls for abolition start to rise
New findings from the British Social Attitudes survey show how the public’s views towards the monarchy have shifted over the past four decades. Sep 2025

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:50 AM (NFX2v)

169 Oh they knew. One of the reasons why the Queen stayed on the throne for so long. She knew Charles was an imbecile.

Hell, her Corgis knew he was a pinhead.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

170 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM

Hell, at this point King Harv would be better than Charles.
-----------
My bet is on Burger King.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (n17eQ)

171 >
Agree. She had to look at that lump and think, "I can't do that to England while I'm alive."
----

also, she had the example of how her uncle abdicated, and what a fuckup he was

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (ZxPkt)

172 167 Bring back King Ralph!
Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:31 AM


That was a great movie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (XE5AP)

173
It is a stretch to imagine that Charles, the moral squish who lied when asked to state and affirm a marital vow to Diana, will find the courage to yank out his tampon by the string and come forward to uphold his coronation oath.

Charles is, and always has been, a weak-minded fool who fancied himself as being informed and intelligent by fawning sycophants who applauded his advocacy for "the current things". Things for which they had been the strongest advocates. They relied on his lack of intellectual fiber to inquire about positions that disagreed with the current things. Remember when he spoke out frequently about the brutalist rot that was modern architecture and he was derided for doing so? Well, he pivoted and found the keys to receiving perpetual applause -- climate change and Mooslims -- and he'll be damned if he will surrender the applause he gets for doing so.

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by and government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!"
Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the indigenous populace be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (xG4kz)

174 King Charles. Fag with retarded shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

176 Whatever his beliefs about Muslims and Christianity, I think King Charles might be deteriorating to the point he is unable to make normal public appearances.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)

177 There are a few bright spots in europe,but other than that it's toast. It seems some populations are waking up, but until their leader's heads ride their spears nothing will change.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (snZF9)

178 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (ZxPkt)

179 172 Yes, it was.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (77rzZ)

180 I think they should keep Kate Middleton, and give the rest the big elbow

Now there's someone who's using his noggin.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)

181 .
.
All hail Queen Charles ... lest your neck be smitten.

Posted by: Marooned at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (kt8QE)

182 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 11:52 AM (dmDsy)

I do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 11:53 AM (snZF9)

183 175 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

184 A close friend of one of my kids is muslim, and he says "almost all Imams are retards". And, "they rave stupidly, sometimes incomprehensibly."

Charles might be an Imam.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 11:17 AM (EweYk)

Which raises the question: why does he not shitcan islam, and become a human being?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (PBfu2)

185 By all accounts she is a lovely person

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (ZxPkt)

186 Well, grok confirmed this was true. And said your post was snarky. Good job!!

And when asked, yes, people found this creepy.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Sco7b)

He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (lCppi)

187 Thx Buck, excellent letter the Bishop
Charles is a dolt. Harry if he went back would simply be a whining little twit.
If any changes come it will be from William and Kate. Popular, photogenic and seem intelligent. Maybe too far gone however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (19SAM)

188 He talked a LOT about his "dodger" (?) and "willie" in that bizarr-o book.

I think he called it his "todger".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

189 I saw Syphilitic Wastrel open for Springsteen at the Meadowlands in '94.

Not a gnat's hair difference between the two.

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (qgHp7)

190 Seriously, no one thinks a 12th Crusade is going to be necessary?

Fought by whom? At this point, I think Christianity is done in much of Europe. They're the pagans after Constantine.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

The Africans are up to the task.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (lCppi)

191 I really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (ZxPkt)

192 Are there any relatives of Mary Queen of the Scots still around?

Posted by: english royalty at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (G/ZRw)

193 Fox News, April 5, 2026
'Surging UK Green Party pushes church-state split, critics warn of break from Britain’s Christian roots'
The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

194 Charles is a wanker.

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (wvc0i)

195
As an example, Winston Churchill was the product of a drunken slut and a syphilitic wastrel.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)



Yes, but the drunken slut was an AMERICAN drunken slut, which explains why he was a total BAMF who was hated by virtually every upper-class public school Limey poofter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu)

196 Donald Trump, don't trust Chahles! Chahles is asshoe!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with an important message from Taiwan at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (Wt5PA)

197 We were the Kings. Then, we abdicated the Throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers. at April 06, 2026 11:56 AM (oftw2)

198 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (lCppi)

199
For clarity's sake at the close of 173:

He is Edward VIII reborn, and worse, if that was possible. Edward was booted out by a government and populace that said, "Oh, hell no!" Now Charles is backed by a quisling government that shouts, "Yes, more of this!" and the wishes of the rightful rulers of Great Britain, its indigenous populace, be damned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (xG4kz)

200 really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black


Agreed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (U7QMZ)

201 A new Crusade would be awesome
we have aircraft carriers now
I say we land a quarter of a million troops in theater, and do a Number Six on the lot of them

I kid of course

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 11:57 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Isn't this the king that wrote to his mud fence ugly wife about his fantasy of being a tampon to soak up her mensuratral blood?

Yeah, he would still scream the glory of islam even as a row of stinking mulims ran a train on his white ass.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (HXT0k)

203 I think royalty is bullshit; however, I admired Queen Elizabeth, and I like Katherine because they seem to put England first.

If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Charles failed. William failed. William's stupid wife failed.
The pedophile brother failed. The pedophile's wife failed. It's a long list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (aZm/F)

204 Youre right- todger, not dodger.

I only remembered because that's the first (and only) time I've heard that word.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

205 If you are truly privileged by being royalty, the least you can do is not be a jackass.

Whoa, dude! Let's keep our expectations realistic.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

206 Charlie gets more clueless every day.

If Trump wanted to be king, he could take the crown and subjugate chicken-legged Meghan Markle to be his concubine with the back of his hand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (Fbc0I)

207 The Church of England has been established since the 16th-century Reformation, with the monarch serving as its supreme governor
Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

Reformation? Sure, let's go with that.

Posted by: Horny but truly married King H VIII at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (lCppi)

208 163 Houston's mayor Shitbag did the same kinda thing.

"Happy El Eid" (or whatever the goat-fuckers call it).

But, it's merely a "spring holiday" for Easter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)

Yeah, forgetting that Passover and Easter often coincide, and each is one of the most important holidays for Judaism and Christianity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

209

You DICK!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli

Don't upgrade the troll.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2026 11:59 AM (uQSQI)

210 I had heard, but did not confirm, he changed the oath, by fiat, to “defender of ALL faiths.” Which is, of course, meaningless.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (gseGm)

211 Crime problem solved!

Boston put social workers on duty with police to increase safety (an officer was just stabbed after taking advice from one)

https://is.gd/iAS6QG

-
I guess they've got mobile Rorschach tests and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

212 Did William get smacked across the nose for saying he understood people expecting their country to be for them? Because he absolutely said that not long ago. I think William will be a better King than Charles, but he is also a leftist so my expectations are low.

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (Wmg4n)

213 Oops, I meant Harry and Harry's stupid wife.

I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (aZm/F)

214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

215 King Ralph

starring Brian Dennehy as John Goodman...

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (qgHp7)

216 I Present ...

Captain Todger, courtesy of Mitchell and Webb...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOmH3SsyKc

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)

217 If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

-------

If they can't be bold and honest, why send the effing letter?

Excuse me, I think you may have some coward on your chin."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:02 PM (aZm/F)

218 And it ain't the King of England that is the problem with Christianity in England:

It's the Christians of England.

Who have adopted a retarded marxist kindergarten "nice" version of Christianity that's about as Christian as islam.

Here: Your universal health care is incompatible with Christianity.
It requires the enslavement of the doctor and the public both in order to reward the idle, lazy and unindustrious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:03 PM (HXT0k)

219 214 Even Bishop Dewar won't identify or even hint at the real enemy and cause of Christianity's demise in the UK: Islam.

In fact, his letter is so vague on what the boogeyman is that it arguably to be read to mean divisiveness brought on by Donald Trump.

If a Christian bishop won't identify the culprit he complains of, then who will?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

Nobody.

Europe wants its swarthy slave class.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

220 Brit elite are killing their country. It may come out that, like when the vandals came, the natives fled to Ireland. The true British, may either flee to and hold one part of the Island or leave the island completely.

Whatever. We should take our nukes back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (koh6z)

221 I think the royal family has about zero pull in England these days. It's a ceremonial position more than anything else. The UK's descent into hell has mostly been at the hands of its government and the people currently running it.

The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

We have a similar problem with our own government. Perhaps fixable. But the motivation to do that is lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (AkEZC)

222 Meanwhile, back in the land of the testicular:

Next Phase Begins: Israel Decapitates Iranian Intelligence

While American forces conducted an astonishing rescue of a downed Weapons Systems Officer, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) escalated the stakes against Iran's leadership yet again, going after the men in charge of Tehran's oppression and terror organizations.

One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.


https://is.gd/YYprSf

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

223 😲

🤣

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

224 I'm a big Brian Dennehy Fanboy, but I think George Kennedy had similar versatility and could also play larger-than-life roles.

Posted by: Ars Gratia Artis at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (oftw2)

225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)


-------

I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

226
ON EASTER!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 11:29 AM (Kt19C)

Speaking of Easter, just a bit over 3,000 on the beach at the FloraBama for sunrise service.

It was overcast and threatening rain. And as the sun came up over the horizon, as the pastor was speaking, it found a small hole in the overcast and bathed the congregants in sunshine for about 30 seconds. There was quite the buzz in the crowd.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (Y1sOo)

227 Elvis Aaron Presley was an American singer and actor, often referred to as the "King of Rock and Roll"

... is "No Kings" just another attempt to suppress Rock and Roll" ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (RHGPo)

228 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
He is a certifiable idiot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:06 PM (koh6z)

229 225 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)

230 Don't try to lay no boogie-woogie on the King of Rock 'n' Roll!

Posted by: Long John Baldry at April 06, 2026 12:08 PM (oftw2)

231 225 Europe wants its swarthy slave class.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (FpHTM)

-------
I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit
------

You both are correct. It's called cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (koh6z)

232 LOL, Trump said pussy and that was the worst of vulgarity unacceptable to polite society.

But that same polite society swoons over some inbred royalty that openly mused about his dream of being a tampon to a woman who looks like she reeked of Mentholatum and BenGay even as a teen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (HXT0k)

233 Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization.

-
Yeah, he was a super genius alright.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)

234 221 The King or Queen over there could just as well be a trans, black lesbian and I doubt it'd change the trajectory the nation's on.

hmmm. it would, however, make it more fabulous...

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:09 PM (oY6Yp)

235 Truely CLUELESS Charles could make his mark and legacy on History by opening the MI6 books on Epstein, exposing the guilty, saving, but admonishing his st00p1d entitled brother and giving Trump's/DOJ the very thing it needs to indict Brennan so at America250 all can move on, vs forever forWAR'd.

And the alternative?
Cloverfield/April 14th. just wow!
What FOOLS these mortals be! forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (h4n6w)

236 I wouldn't piss on Charles if he were on fire.
Posted by: Braenyard

Let's strike a flint and see.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)

237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

238 I keep coming back to one question. Which faith is King Charles III defending? The Church of England? Mohammedan? The Church of King Charles III?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:11 PM (S/Y4j)

239
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)

Nope... Trump was right when he called them crazy bastards...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (eajtS)

240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

241 I was under the impression that most of the muslim "immigrants" in Europe were not working and were getting housing and stipends from the state.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2026 12:05 PM (aZm/F)

I never said that what Europe wants and what Europe gets would be the same thing.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:07 PM (FpHTM)
________

I suspect it's the same way in UK as it is here: the slaves don't work on the books and collect 10s of thousands of handout subsidies and benefits every year (and probably much more than that).

Meanwhile, they work off the books, pay no taxes on that, and just pocket the cash.

I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

243 The reign of Elizabeth and her progeny is ending. It may last a few more generations, but it is over. They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (sX1BW)

244 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

245 They will try to preserve their wealth and titles and place in society and they will be allowed to do so so long as they are useful.

Useful to whom?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured!

Posted by: Sid at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (6a0lA)

247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

248 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)

249 Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert
---

They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

250 Why would you ask that muslim horse fucking asshole monarch for anything? What do you expect to get?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

251 Sid, your dog needs to go to the vet again. He's bleeding from his ass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (abIsI)

252 247 Centuries of inbreeding has produced another nitwit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 06, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

Right.. And King Charles too.. Oh... I thought you were talking about Sid...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (eajtS)

253 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment of his vaporization served as the head of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) intelligence organization. Khademi's death was confirmed Monday by an IRGC statement carried by the Iranian state Fars news service.

https://is.gd/YYprSf
Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)

Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:10 PM (dpXJq)
________

I don't think they care. There are so many of these cockroaches that the ones below the top leadership are hoping their bosses get vaporized to they'll get battlefield promotions. It's just like communism: nobody ever thinks they'll be the ones put up against the wall.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

254 Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (PBfu2)

255 Adding to my comment above, you should see some of the "au pairs" pushing baby carriages in NYC. Smokeshows. Odds they're also fucking daddy (and/or mommy)? High.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

So "Ho pairs", thenj?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (PBfu2)
____

[Golfclap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

256 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

*Sigh*

The things some guys will do for pussy, right?

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq)

257 The king is a FINK.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

258 >>Wow. Sid has taken to huffing his own farts now.

Sadly, not a new development.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

259 Trump Executive Order: ENDING PROCUREMENT AND FORCED USE OF PAPER STRAWS

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (RHGPo)

260
The things some guys will do for pussy, right?
Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dpXJq

Or in their case... Goat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (eajtS)

261 "Ya know, I think we might be losing."

I say that to myself in Christopher Walken's voice.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

262 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

Let's ship all of the No Kings protestors to the UK to put their money where their mouths are.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (S/Y4j)

263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

264 They've been raised since birth to believe, and they do, that martyr death sends them to virgins in the sky.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 PM (koh6z)

Long overdue to plop a small nuke right down that stupid well in Qom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (PBfu2)

265 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

266
The C of E began to go off the rails at the 1930 Lambeth Conference, when it said that contraception was permissible under limited circumstances. Because to the Left there's nothing less limited than limited circumstances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (tgvbd)

267 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

268 The split with faith was the"Reformation" and looting of the church. Repentance is the way back.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (r0dOk)

269 The only time I kinda liked Charles was when he was publicly complaining about modern architecture back in the 80s.

Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

270 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

hmmm.... *scribbles note* pay-per-view steel cage match

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (oY6Yp)

271 King Charles, the Joe Biden of England.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (vbXSk)

272 Don't forget Chung King!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

273 263 240
There's BB King,
Albert King,
Freddie King,
Earl King
and King Chuck, - the guy who wrote lyrics about becoming a tampon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (Fbc0I)

Nat King Cole
Martin Luther King Jr.
Stephen King
Ben E. King
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)


https://tinyurl.com/27m7mjtv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

274 Buck is trying to pretend no one saw or heard Trump's Rayer religious message of
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH !!

Unlike most westerners Irainians really do believe after dying of going to paradise

Posted by: Paul at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (2Qv7q)

275 New one: A Myriad Marbles Open Thread

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

276 Bring back the House of Stuart?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

278 242 England's only way to freedom is for a challenger to take down the king, replace him, dissolve the parliament and call upon the men on England to take back their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:13 PM (koh6z)

What men? They've been a matriarchy for over a century now. All they have are feminized beards.

You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

279 >>The king is a FINK.

Lucy for King!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (S/Y4j)

280 God bless Queen Elizabeth for keeping Charles the Lightly Scented and Super Absorbent off the throne for as long as she humanly could.

Posted by: MLCross at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Q2MxE)

281 237 One of this weekend's big names is Maj. Gen. Majid Khademi, now confirmed dead, who until the moment
...
Surely one of these assholes has got to be thinking to themselves, "Ya know, I think we might be losing." At least one, right? Right?

Actually, no. this is where movie/Swordfish scenario breaks down -- why, because they are using their own people as human shields and *ALL* of us hostage one way or another. they will not surrender any more than the Japanese or Germans would, and the only thing that can be done is to interdict their scorched earth
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt

Terrorists are religious fanatics who *want* apocalyptic violence and even their own destruction, then the “hit them so hard they’ll never try again” logic breaks down.

https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

the more brazen and relentless one's acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one's door offering to forget, to forgive and to give forgiveness a bad name.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (h4n6w)

282 277 272 Don't forget Chung King!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April

For a beautiful body?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (W2Pud)

Exactly.

And we're back to Au Pairs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

283 You're more likely to see Canada rise up in arms.

----------------

Legit ...

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:22 PM (sX1BW)

284 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

285 How has the British royal family served the UK over the last 50 years?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

286 Nood.

>>Set up Robert the Cat as her enforcer?

Perfect!

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)

287 Chicken a la King?

Is that a thing?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Lost My Chinese Take-Out Menu! at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)

288 "Ask him about Biden's 'successful' withdrawal from Afghanistan."

Or Hillary's screw up in Libya. There were allegedly a couple thousand manpads that disappeared with the wind.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (vbXSk)

289 We need Sean Bean...England has no King. England needs no King.

I've always gotten an ick off Charles. My mom watched the wedding to Diana; almost a teen me thinking...why is she marrying that guy?
And over the years literally everything that has come out of his mouth has been stupid.
Would love to see him get a sh*tty monarch special like the Romans used to do and get stuffed down a sewer.

I really hope the Brits wake up soon and do what they need to do to break free. I thought Starmer and his two tier justice system was bad enough; now you've got the head of your church pretending you don't even merit a mention.

Posted by: Nelly at April 06, 2026 12:23 PM (7gpcF)

290 Wow sid and paul, two retards in one thread.
If we get Boulder Terlit Hobo and Masturbating Pete in here we'll have a stupidity black hole form...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (xcxpd)

291 Oh, my first Sid sighting! Man, he is as stupid and fucking retarded as I've heard... and then some!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Trolls Are For Kids! at April 06, 2026 12:18 PM (dmDsy)

There is no S*d as such, it's probably just a name left on a browser at a troll farm. The tone of the poster tends to change depending on who's working what shift.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

292 276 Bring back the House of Stuart?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:21 PM (sX1BW)

Bring back Cromwell.

-----------

Send in Megan and start the House of Markle. She has more balls than all the Windsors.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 06, 2026 12:25 PM (sX1BW)

293 287 Chicken a la King?
Is that a thing?

The closest thing on MSM...
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun

Give them Convenience, or give them DEATH...
They always choose both because they accede with the option of taking you with them...

LIB Strategic Insanity must be Defeated.
Right NOW! This is Twilight's last Gleaming.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 06, 2026 12:26 PM (h4n6w)

294 241 I'm sure every nanny, every poolboy, 75% of basic laborers, and every landscaper is an illegal African or Eastern European. Just like here in USA, although due to our proximity to south america, our slaves tend to be hispanic.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 06, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

But not all Black African.

Plenty of Arab North Africans.

And in the UK, tons of Pakis (aka Islamojeets).

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (FpHTM)

295 Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)

Wonder about raimondo - some nights he's coherent, others, not so much. Probably more than one - though when he posts as 'nascar raimondo', discussion is possible. Tammy al-Thor will converse with him.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

296 Chuckie is a despicable islamic servant of satan.

Why would you expect a cult member whose unholy book instructs members to lie to those not sufficiently evil to be members of the cult in order to gain advantage over them ever show proper respect to Christians?

He is pathetic scum.

Posted by: Pete at April 06, 2026 12:33 PM (9uoO8)

297 Do you expect a featherweight ponce like Charles to admit Christ is a greater king than he?
England has a King Nothing




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9DX_VMXdI

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Turd, better than you at April 06, 2026 12:34 PM (zafwz)

298 B.B. Chung King & The Screaming Buddah Heads

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (Fbc0I)

299 Lalalala... I can't hear you. Even with these big ears.


Posted by: Chuckles at April 06, 2026 12:49 PM (M38N3)

300 Charles could be the end of the monarchy. I can wish.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at April 06, 2026 12:55 PM (GkXaL)

301 246 Wow, looks like Trump voter regret is surging now. Everyone wishes they voted for Vice President Harris! If the Dems win the midterms, America can finally be cured

Sid

Wondering if you horse faced mother had any children that lived? Just kidding, anyhow we know you're in you mom's basement at the keyboard wearing your mom's underwear and her pearls.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 06, 2026 01:03 PM (YA1N4)

302 Very good letter. I admire the Anglican Bishop. I imagine he might soon either be joining either the more conservative Anglican branch or joining with the RCC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 01:06 PM (ZeH0U)

303 Back when Diana had her fatal auto accident, my impression was that it looked like the SAS did her in because Dodi al Fayed was about to propose to her, and we just can't have the mother of the future King married to a wog.

How far Chuck has fallen.

Posted by: Penultimatum at April 06, 2026 01:12 PM (uu5OW)

304 The laws of this land were shaped by it.
The liberties of our people were nurtured by it.
The conscience of our civilization was formed by it.


All of it undone by the importation of a primitive muslim culture that refuses to assimilate and a feckless royalty hellbent on the destruction of its culture.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Q/FnY)

305 23 I'm sorry, but the Church of England is a lost cause, without God's mighty hand.

The only hope for the Anglicans from a human perspective is from the African fellowship.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 06, 2026 11:11 AM

The same with the Methodists

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 06, 2026 01:48 PM (6uxuX)

306 eally thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don BlackI really thought William was going to have more of a spine than to suck up to islam
Posted by: Don Black


Agreed.

———

What did William do or. Not do that you are upset with him?

I don’t think he could have grabbed the mic and gave the Easter speech, but I’m not sure

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 06, 2026 01:50 PM (gVeqM)

307 If Chuckie keeps this up, he might end up the first British monarch to be beheaded in hundreds of years.

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 06, 2026 02:04 PM (TwA+r)

308 Chuck's a figurehead. Never had any high expectations for him so not surprised by his complete lack of spine, common sense, relevance. He's there to sell stuff to tourists and to the extent he talks it is in line with the true rulers, the brutish British ruling class. If he steps out of line, they'll take things away from him, expose his connections to Epstein (or whoever), and he doesn't want that. Harry is a complete idiot and just as awful as his wife but more spoiled and out of touch, so don't get your hopes up there. I get the feeling William has more substance to him but is constrained by the reality that the BRC could ruin the monarchy at a whim so he talks a lot of happy stupid talk about climate and muslims.

Posted by: AMartel at April 06, 2026 02:37 PM (otvi3)

309 Charles is coming to visit America and Trump in a few weeks so clearly he’s not that sick

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 06, 2026 02:46 PM (WHPOX)

310 Bishop Dewar is a Welshman, and a real Man of God.

King Chuckles is a fargin' disgrace. Didn't he and the apostate Archbishop Welby rewrite the Coronation Oath (a Christian ceremony for over a thousand years) to say he'd be "Defender of the FaithS? whereas before, it has always said the monarch is the "Defender of the Faith"; i.e., Christianity?

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 02:51 PM (reMys)

311 Prince William has also expressed doubts about Christianity. Look not to him.

He's what the Brits call 'a luvvy,' but slicker about it in public.

Posted by: Beverly at April 06, 2026 02:54 PM (reMys)

312 Bravo!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Matisse Odalisque1.jpg


Odalisque with Tambourine

Henri Matisse

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded into the hijinks below.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

4 I'll look this up.

Offhand I wouldn't hang. Maybe over a space toilet.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)

5 Troon with football.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

6 Itty bitty titties with Fred Flintstone feet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7
ESPONJA!11!!!!!11

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (tljrc)

8 MAN FEET

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

9 One grape stompin' bish.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I was expecting ottoman man.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

11 jar of yak butter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

12 *looks around*

Is it safe?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (XuXeR)

13 There are nipples there!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (OW907)

14 Those feet? Whoa!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

15 I like Matisse. I've got a print of his Harmony in Red hanging in my kitchen.

Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

17 She's not setting my cymbals off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

18 5 Troon with football.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

Jharles Chonson?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (FpHTM)

19 This is Mrs Tamborine Woman, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (n17eQ)

20 This is what happens when you let the lead singer's girlfriend in the band. Jazz Odyssey.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

21 Honestly I’m an art ignoramus so maybe don’t deserve to comment… but this picture is hideous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:34 AM (OW907)

22 Boobs, but long torso/short legs is an unfortunate build plan. Oh, and the whole "odalisque is a sex-slave" thing. Remember, though, Islam loves women!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

23 16 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
---------------
The bigger the waistband....

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (n17eQ)

24 Matisse loved big feet, and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

25 In Scotland, we have lasses who do "The Dance of the Seven Army Blankets".

Posted by: Hoot Mon! at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

26 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (lZt8q)

27 This art looks like it belongs on a bad ceramic pot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)

28 Well, there ya go: morning titties!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

29 Love this painting. Would hang, and then hope female visitors to my house would emulate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (T0ulU)

30 Now available for kids' birthday parties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (+HNx/)

31 She ain't gonna make much in tips.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AkEZC)

32 Two Spinal Tap references within four comments. Hive Mind.

Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

34 MORE COWBELL TAMBOURINE!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Suwql)

35 Good heavens- her feet are twice the size of her head
Posted by: Don Black

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

36 Good concept, poor execution.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (AlhUl)

37 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM


Narrator: It was not, in fact, just him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

38 Just to clarify the nood below: 'normal-ish' referred to the formatting of the post, not the Matisse.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (NcvvS)

39 obelisk odalisque.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

40 As a tambourinest she was just okay. She found her true talent in winemaking,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+HNx/)

41 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.

Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)

42 At least she's not required to wear a burqa. I guess.

*shrug*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (yLa2J)

43 obelisk odalisque.

Walk like an Egyptian, way oh way oh

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

44 On thing about Matisse, he was consistent. Like this one
Would hang , thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (19SAM)

45 Well, she won’t need snowshoes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (1027l)

46 OK, got to go walk the dog - hope I see some white-breasted nuthatches and bushtits at the park to complete my morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)

47 31 just the tips.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

48 She's doing the goat dance, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (n17eQ)

49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

50
Boobs (sort of) but no canine. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

51 Those are man feet, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (U7QMZ)

52 Peculiar stuff, this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

53
Hey, Missus Tambourine Babe...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:40 AM (tgvbd)

54 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

Unibrows as far as the eye could see?

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (FpHTM)

55 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907
******
Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

56 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (U7QMZ)

57 Is it just me, or is she weirdly proportioned? Long torso? Short legs?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026


***
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

58 I like big feet and I cannot lie

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

59
This is her off-season job. She's otherwise a running back for the Packers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (tgvbd)

60 54 ripe for the plucking.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

61 Matisse is consistently uninteresting to me. I get that a lot of people like him, and he at least attempted to give his viewers visual pleasure (unlike most 20th Century art), but the execution is just really lacking in vitality. I get the sense that if Matisse had a high speed internet connection, he's spend all day gooning rather than painting.

Posted by: the lower depths at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (PrKv7)

62 49 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (OW907)

I was at a Turkish place once that did this. I didn't know in advance. The food was great. And the chicks were easy on the eyes. But I'm kinda shy and a little reserved. And by "kinda" and "a little," I mean the Victorians would have thought me uptight. It was really uncomfortable (for me).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (lZt8q)

63 You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026
*
Unibrows as far as the eye could see?
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026


***
At least this lady does not exhibit unibrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

64 Isn’t that the pose from that terrible “Say Anything” movie with that terrible assfuck commie prick?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (c0nnI)

65 Did Matisse start the painting thinking he was going to put a vase of flowers at her feet, or did he just get to the end and say, "oh what the hell"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:42 AM (+HNx/)

66 Something had to go horribly wrong in the execution of this painting that we're focusing on feet and not boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (Sco7b)

67
No, not just you. Her head is tiny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

___________.

Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (tgvbd)

68 > Kind of like a nudist colony.
Concept vs participants.
--------
Or a nude beach. The clientele is... lacking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:43 AM (AkEZC)

69
My Nerves Were Jangled - a limerick

There once was a young harem girl known as Rose
Who was famous for striking a seductive pose
But when we went to copulate
I found I couldn't concentrate
All those rings on her fingers and bells on her toes!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)

70
She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (tgvbd)

71 I once ate at a restaurant that had belly dancers performing live around the table. They were dressed similarly to this lass, except the bosoms were not exposed. You’d have thought it would be titillating, but like this picture it was not… the ladies (like the one in this picture) were not attractive…. So great concept but the execution is lacking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


You got your belly button lint in my shwarma!
You got your shwarma in my belly button!




Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

72 Great. NOW she'll be expecting me to fit those mashers in a size 6.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Interesting subject but ultimately amateurish.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (DgMqy)

74 58 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (T0ulU)

Patterson and Gimlin unavailable for comment.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (FpHTM)

75 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)



Mmmmmm.......gyro..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

76 I'll be in my bunk.......

Posted by: Rex Ryan at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Looks like something Doug Jr. would draw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

78 tiny areolas or significant nips?
i just learned aureola is halo.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

79 Q: Are violas larger than violins?

A: No, violists heads are just smaller.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has a short neck & 4 strings.

A fiddle has a redneck & 4 strangs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (U7QMZ)

80 I like big feet and I cannot lie
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot Matisse at April 06, 2026


***
You'd love us!
( -- N. Kidman and C. Theron)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

81 I've never really cared for Matisse except for "The Peonies" or some of his other paintings with flowers in them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (ix8EF)

82 She looks like early Frieda Kahlo.

No moustache

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

83 71 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)

There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

84 Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



Valley View Mall food court. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (U7QMZ)

85 >>> 33 Artist Name: Henri Matisse (French, 1869-1954)
Title: Odalisque with Tambourine (Harmony in Blue)
Date: 1926
Culture: French
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 36 1/4 x 25 5/8 in. (92.1 x 65.1 cm)

Interesting, when I went to several sites, half of them had the same title but it was a nude painting.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Sco7b)

Where is it displayed, Quentin Tarantino's house?

Posted by: obligatory at April 06, 2026 09:47 AM (9vFyc)

86 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:44 AM (U7QMZ)


Mmmmmm.......gyro..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah now I’m hungry!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (YobFY)

87 I hate Picasso, but Picasso forgot more than Matisse ever learned and could still make something pretty. Matisse never could.

I hate Matisse, a completely untalented hack and amateur.

NO TALENT! NONE!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 06, 2026 09:48 AM (BHrzb)

88 There are a few Greek places around where I am that do them.

The Lebanese place shut down years ago, though.
Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:46 AM (FpHTM)

----------

Just does to show that two women should never go into business together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (+HNx/)

89 75 maybe you can find some al pastor.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

90 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:49 AM (YobFY)

91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

92 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)

93 I thought she was holding up a football and doing a touchdown dance.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (/TlUl)



The Icky Shuffle.

"get some cold cuts....get some cold cuts."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Get a load of those cankles!

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (/TlUl)

95 Some 1st year art student could do better

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (bNQqW)

96 88 you're thinking of thespians.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

97 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)

98 91 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 06, 2026 09:50 AM (c0nnI)

I'm reminded of the episode of Arrested Development where Job set Michael up with "Nazhgalia", an ugly middle-eastern "lady" played by the dude who went on to play Abed's father in an episode of Community.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (FpHTM)

99 Wtf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (dwAvz)

100 Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples… it took the comments for me to notice the immense feet!

Right? I saw the nips and no longer cared if she even had feet.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:52 AM (2ocoG)



*glances at art*

*sees nips*

*goes in search of beav*

F*CK!!!! The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

101 I don't think she'd fit those feet into Shaq's shoes.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (FpHTM)

102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

103 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

IDF bikini babes >>>>>>>>> Arab concubines.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (2ocoG)

104
Even though I thought it was an ugly painting right off, my eyes immediately went to the nipples…

____________

That's because you're a normal, red-blooded American man, not a fetishist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (tgvbd)

105 /savior of democracy sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

106 Either Matisse sucked at painting, or he deliberately painted this woman with ridiculous proportions. Which raises the question: would I throw this in the fire or the woodchipper?

Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (ZxPkt)

107 This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

108 96 88 you're thinking of thespians.
Posted by: cmeat

Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

109 102 There have been many great female tambourine players
Susie Partridge
Donna Jean Godchaux
Cher

---------

Don't forget Davy Jones

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (+HNx/)

110 Waiting on Piper's critique of whatever that is she is wearing.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (Y1sOo)

111
No wonder the men are always raiding and looting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

__________

And boys are slimmer and more flexible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (tgvbd)

112 Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Does his wife know?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2ocoG)

113 Are they practicing Thespians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

114 The Horde does not disappoint in comment-making.

Well done!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

115 IDF bikini babes…. Oh yeah, I’ll be in my bunk… a nice palette cleanser after Bigfoot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:55 AM (/iXAp)

116
Our own Weird Dave is an avowed Thespian!

Posted by: NTTAWWT! at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

____________

Also known to masticate frequently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (tgvbd)

117 Tracy Lochner wore a sheer blouse to school in 9th Grade. Sent home quickly, but I got a peek and a poke.
Posted by: Her Claim To Fame at April 06, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)
====
Tube tops ftw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

118 Crap. Now I want a gyro. And there is NO place within 100 miles of here that even knows how to spell it, much less make it.
Posted by: rickb223

I bet you regret opposing unlimited immigration NOW!

Posted by: Leftists at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (JCZqz)

119 Are they practicing Thespians?

They're professional thespians, to borrow a very old Beavis and Butt-head joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2ocoG)

120 No, not just you. Her head is tiny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

She probably never even met a mermaid to cause it, either.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/TlUl)

121 102 that's what happens when you let the keyboard player's sister in the band. my first two shows (auditorium, uptown) featured her... later shows were improved.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

122 Weird Dave is a thespian?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (/iXAp)

123 Also known to masticate frequently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No, that guy got perma-banned in your absence.

Posted by: Self-Starter, Self-Abuse at April 06, 2026 09:58 AM (oftw2)

124 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

125 Big feet and little tits. A miss in any man's league.

Posted by: Obscure Sopranos reference at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

126 Miranda Devine has a good takedown this morning of that loony AWFL bint who's married to Gavin Newsom.

https://tinyurl.com/z4kt3wzm

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (+HNx/)

127 116 your epidermis is showing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)

128 I think I'm in love!

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (cWLG3)

129 Everyone seems in agreement that belly dancing just isn't for her.

Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (Sco7b)

130
This lady is a supermodel as far as these kinds of ladies go. The Hollywood version of Arab concubines are all sultry Joe Mannix babes. The realty is Admiral Akbar. And some were men.

Since these were sex slaves captured in raiding parties, they kinda self-selected for fat and slow.

The hawt, fit babes could run away to safety.

And then, there's this.

"Abdul, we barely caught any sex slaves!'
"Well...what about that fat guy over there. He smells kinda musky like a she goat caught in the rain."
"Abdul, you have the heart of a romantic! Okay,. C'mere you sexy sexy chubby!"


Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

131 124 after thespis, i'm gonna regret breaking the seal.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

132 Maybe she could make a lateral career move and be one of the nude models off which people eat food.
Posted by: Stateless


So yer sayin' she's a dish?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (diia5)

133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:03 AM (iJfKG)

134 126 I see that in the picture that Mrs. Newsom is wearing a cross. Does she think Jesus would endorse all her political and social opinions including- I suspect- abortion without limits?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (PFs9e)

135 132 a few dozen raw oysters would fit nicely.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)

136 If I mentally strip away the outfit - hush, it's not for that purpose - the proportions aren't completely horrible except for the feet. But I would expect the hair to be long and flowing, and a little more bounce in everything, as it were.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:04 AM (aJQbY)

137 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

138 I'd like to say she has a cute face, but at closer look, she looks like the monster freak brother from The Goonies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Oh crap.

CNN - Trump is considering 45 Day ceasefire in war with Iran.

That always goes well and leads to everlasting peace.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (Sco7b)

140 137 i saw a clip from the pscircling back psaki creature. htey are both crawling skin inducing.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

141 The FEET!!!!! Holy moly......
Posted by: Sponge


************

The look in her eyes was so sweet
And her boobies a scintillating treat
She had Betty Davis eyes
And succulent thighs
But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!

Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

142 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

143 But Lord help us, those Fred Flintstone feet!
Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)



You, sir, are one of a kind. We're blessed to have you around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Jennifer Seibel is every bit as insufferable as you would expect of any woman willing to marry Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)

145 Jennifer Seibel is such a shallow self-centered person that she will never understand why others can't be as awesome as her. While also never realizing she is merely an accessory to her husband's political career.

Maybe she will wise up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)



She made her boys play with dolls. She took the kids to flyover country because she wanted to "expose them first hand to racism and bigotry."

She's a living, breathing piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

146 > How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
----------
Gold digger

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:09 AM (AkEZC)

147 (Seriously, the clothes are... hideous and not even proportioned or positioned right for her body!)

Stateless - 1) CNN, so, take it with an entire block of salt, 2) Trump loudly 'considers' these things a lot, I think it's more maneuver and trying to figure out who considers themselves the current leaders.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:10 AM (aJQbY)

148 >>Tube tops ftw

Summer school between 11th & 12th grade. Girl in the class wore short-shorts every good-weather day. Best were a peach-coloured pair. All the guys tried to get the seats behind her. "How's everything?" "Peachy!"

Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (NcvvS)

149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

150 Boobs. Goodmorning. In that order.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (sl73Y)

151 bad art, great tits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:12 AM (xcxpd)

152 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

It's been a shithole since Pierre Trudeau

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (kJmLc)

153 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

154 Thespis in ancient Greece was supposed to have been the first "actor," the first person to go on stage playing a character other than himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)


And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do something a little different in the Acropolis tonight.

I give you Keith Richards!

*turns back to audience*
*turns around quickly*

"Oy! Where me 'eroin! You cloth-eared slags of Poseidon!"

*laughter*
*applause*

Oh, thank you!!!! Thank you! Don't forget to try the grape leaves!'

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

155 Kimberly Guilfoyle‘s official portrait as ambassador to Greece is…. Not flattering. You’d think she’d get a look at it and approval privileges before release but maybe not?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (/iXAp)

156 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

Kate at smalldeadanimals had a post saying only 2% complied and this was more of a liberal PR stunt. Every gun 'recovered' cost a crazy, California amount of money.

Because stupid liberals.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (Sco7b)

157 How to explain Kimberly Guilfoyle and her connection to Don Jr?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:08 AM (/iXAp)
===

See above.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (RIvkX)

158 Reminds me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.

Posted by: red speck at April 06, 2026 10:15 AM (Ve/HL)

159 Iran rejects call for temporary ceasefire to reopen Hormuz and says peace talks ‘incompatible’ with threats. Tehran does not believe that Washington is ready for a permanent ceasefire, however, and will not accept being pressured to accept deadlines and make a decision, the unnamed source said.

We bombed them TWICE during active negotiations. Let’s just assume the Iranian regime isn’t going to fall for that a third time in the span of 2 months. Seems best to just ignore our calls and let the toddler thrash about.

Their position only gets stronger as Trump keeps looking like he doesn’t have a next step planned and makes empty threats one after another. A land invasion will be a quagmire that eats up the rest of his term if he gets baited into it.

They have to realize by now that a major coordinated attack at market open on a Monday could lead to an unconditional Trump surrender within days. The market is literally the only thing in America that Trump cares about, because his friends and family personally profit from it.

His market manipulation attempt not going as planned. Who the fuck is allowing themselves to be manipulated like this?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

160 133
This is what happens when you go slave hunting in Ireland and kidnap a Riverdancer for your harem.
Posted by: naturalfake

Erin go braless?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (JCZqz)

161 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)


Sadly, I'll bet some will.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (n9ltV)

162 149 Canada may turn to retired police officers to carry out a door-to-door confiscation of firearms, a senior official told a member of Parliament during a March hearing.

-
I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

163 Cheap at the price!

BREAKING: California doesn't have enough money to finish building a high speed rail system to connect San Francisco and Los Angeles and now they want $125 BILLION MORE!
"The entire amount of money we need is not there..."
And now they want more money than Amtrak has EVER received in their history.
CBS notes: "That’s more funding than Amtrak has received in its history, and still leaves a shortfall of roughly $90 billion."
INSANE.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

164 me: I always hated that song, Mr. Tambourine Man. I mean, "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me." What the hell? Can you really take requests when you play tambourine? It's a fucking drum head with some cymbals stuck to the side. It's like asking a guy with a snare drum to play Freebird.

Idiotic.
===
Spoonman

Feel the rythmn with your hands.

Posted by: Artis the spoonman at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (7SdRm)

165 Best plan: Bomb Iran till it begs for mercy and surrenders. It must be total and irrevocable. Hang all the islamists who killed their own citizens, go full Mussolini.
Deport all foreign students start with Islamic countries.
No more H1Bs, NONE. Deport the ones we have now
Otherwise they'll stay forever and advocate for their real country.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kJmLc)

166 Nipples!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

167 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:23 AM (kJmLc)

168 I'll bet retired cops will be lining up to use force to disarm people who have done nothing wrong and who don't want to be disarmed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

They will comply.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Door mat I want.

https://tinyurl.com/4d55vaf9



Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

169
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!

Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy-tippy-tippy TING!!
Tippy! Tippy! Tippy BANG! BANG! BANG!
Tippy! Tippy! BANG! Tippy!
TING! Tip! Ting! Tip!
TING!...
...

Posted by: Mr Tambourine Man Playing "Freebird" at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG)

170 166 Nipples!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)

Even on the screen behind her! Nipples is the theme, not that stupid tambourine.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (kJmLc)

171 sounds like a good way to have a civil war but this is Canada.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 06, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd)

Cannucks will kneel.
Posted by: night lifted


As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

172 Odalisque with Tambourine
Henri Matisse

Oddly out of proportion, and it doesn't seem to be instructional, but that's not why it's up so it's time for some levity. Have fun!

Would only hang the original if a free gift.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

173 Economics With Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

174 As of the deadline, less than 2% have complied.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:24 AM (U7QMZ)

When the Canadian Gestapo arrive, they'll cave and report their neighbors.

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:25 AM (kJmLc)

175 No green tambourine?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

176 173: Or just stop funding NGO fraud. Start with Caritas

Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (kJmLc)

177 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over."

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (XuXeR)

178 Since we're talking Canada and guns, 'Hobo with a Shotgun' was filmed in Nova Scotia.

I didn't think Canadian film-makers had it in them but that was a fun, messed up movie that was actually touching at points. Free on Tubi.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (Sco7b)

179 "Okay - so you're say there's a chance..." - Bozo the Clown.

Posted by: Boswell at April 06, 2026 10:27 AM (j10i6)

180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
===
Obviously 7 billion dollars doesnt buy what it used to...

What a maroooon

Posted by: Bugs at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (7SdRm)

181 Why doesn't Jeff Bezos want to give free insulin to everyone?

Because he's a wrecker and a saboteur, that's why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:28 AM (+HNx/)

182 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Matisse eh? Well. It's colorful.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (2WIwB)

183 I guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:29 AM (cWffP)

184 Odalisque with Tambourine

I'd be embarassed. Whoever he was using for a lower-leg model could hold a John Deere tractor overhead.

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:30 AM (IJqrQ)

185 Nice legs

*sigh*

Posted by: Joe Swanson at April 06, 2026 10:31 AM (Y1sOo)

186 Lucky CBD did post a similar painting from Matisse that has this lady without the shirt showing the hair under her arms.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

187 What's also funny is the claim that there are only 1.7 million illegals in Texas..

(Well, the number is dropping... but still)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (XuXeR)

188 Tambourine girl can’ts get dem feets in my 13 1/2 boots, dey too bigs, dem feets.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (SPjSm)

189 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.


Well, I don't care much about everybody getting free insulin, but-

If He can swing a free case of Pappy Van Winkle

and a couple dip Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cone for me,

I'll take that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)

190 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.
If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Sounds like Communism to me.

I'm sure that free lunch for kids in Texas wouldn't include kids from wealthy parents.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

191 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 06, 2026 10:34 AM (+HNx/)

192 couple = double


thx AC



Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)

193 guess Fauxcahontas doesn't realize that if you tax unrealized gains (i.e., "wealth") that those assets immediately drop in value. These people are economic illiterates.

Taxation based on what " they" say you have. Not a power you want to give anyone. Ever.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (sl73Y)

194 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (KtOUo)

195 175 No green tambourine?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)

Ugh.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man is another in the 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older' songs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y)

196 free case of Pappy Van Winkle"

What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

197 Wealth distribution will always be a part of the first step of communism.

After the useful idiots are convinced people like Warren can stop and start the flow of giveaways to control the masses.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (V4IXI)

198 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero


And they hate billionaires now since there are a lot of millionaires on their side.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (NR6c1)

199
Hey!

It's a jingle-jangle morning after all!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 10:37 AM (iJfKG)

200 200?

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (NR6c1)

201 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR)

202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

203 Where’s the thunder? (H/t, Porcupine Tree)

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (E6xSb)

204 This shouldn't be funny but bereavement.

https://is.gd/7pjhLP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

205 Going after rich people who will "have to get a smaller yacht" is the biggest political cheap shot of all time.
Posted by: Cicero


It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ)

206 How much free insulin is Pocahontas giving out"

How much sugar can we pump into food?
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (XuXeR

Y'all reminded me of my favorite'Dick Cheney is so mean' thread we had years ago.

Cheney is so mean he takes candy away from babies...and gives it to diabetic babies.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (V4IXI)

207 them: "We just know that if you sold everything you have and give it to the government, it will be worth a total of 24x! So your wealth tax is 9.6x!"
stupid guy: *sells everything rapidly, market crashes, only makes 0.63x, total*
them: "Sorry, your wealth tax assessment is set in stone. Also you owe a late fee. And a processing fee. And a fee fee. Now, who will be our victim next year that we claim is hoarding all the wealth..."

Posted by: RandomDave at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (aJQbY)

208 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

Just thinking outside the teepee here, Liz, but would they even need the insulin if you quit poisoning them thru the free lunch program? Would they need free school lunches if you quit taxing them to pay for the illegals to take their jobs and live and send their kids to school here?

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (IJqrQ)

209 "ring ding ding, what does the fox say?"

https://youtu.be/3_e8bQ6i43o

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)

210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

211 She forgot her pasties!

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (Wmg4n)

212 It's not like you are going to shame John Kerry.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:40 AM (U7QMZ

He's never made any money. He's only married money.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

213 202 The Left are born without the ability to determine cause and effect. Or to make logical comparisons.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:38 AM (V4IXI)

It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss/y)

214 Obama puppet, Liz Warren, is still in Congress.

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. 46th President of the United States: 2021—2025
What They Are Reading in the States: Heeding March 03, 2023
Across the country, local news organizations are highlighting the announcement by Eli Lilly to cap out-of-pocket expenses for its insulin products at $35 a month, heeding calls from President Joe Biden for drug makers to lower prices and cap out-of-pocket expenses for insulin for all Americans.

Eli Lilly's announcement follows President Biden's historic Inflation Reduction Act, which last year capped insulin prices at $35 a month for seniors on Medicare with diabetes. The announcement also comes on the heels of President Biden's powerful State of the Union address, in which the President made clear that this life-saving benefit should apply to everyone, not just Medicare beneficiaries.

This action, driven by the momentum from the Inflation Reduction Act, could benefit millions of Americans with diabetes in all fifty states and U.S. territories. The President continues to call on Congress to finish the job and cap costs at $35 for all Americans.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (NFX2v)

215 What? Don't you know that TrumpTariffs have caused Canadians to stop buying bourbon, thus forcing fire sale prices?

(That was the actual bullshiitte line last year...)
Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:36 AM (XuXeR)

Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing out of ON, but rather AL.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (E6xSb)

216 I don't know about insulin, but some hospitals are saving money by just showing her picture instead of giving out castor oil.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (/TlUl)

217 He's never made any money. He's only married money."

It was the easy way to catch up...

/ wait for it...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:42 AM (XuXeR)

218 It's not that. It's just stupidity, demagoguery and stoking envy in the masses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (bss

They all can be true.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (V4IXI)

219 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


He's a politician. I'm sure he's stole his fair share.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 10:43 AM (U7QMZ)

220 210 I bet Pocahontas gets Amazon prime deliveries all the time and loves the service
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:41 AM (YobFY)

I had to get some more flea and tick stuff for Reef. I was thinking 'Going to have to go to Feeder's Supply.' Then thought 'It's a bit late, I could just order of Amazon and use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

I ordered off Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

221 Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

***********

He's going to need a bigger swimming pool!

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck at April 06, 2026 10:45 AM (qgHp7)

222 He's never made any money. He's only married money.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026

Not that there is anything wrong with that. 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Wmg4n)

223 use the time saved to stare off into space with a stupid look on my face, thinking about tits.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

Always a good use of time!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

225 Crown Royal will no longer be bottling and distributing"

That would be ok, too...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (XuXeR)

226 180 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.
And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
===
If he paid your wealth tax??? How much is fauxcahontas's wealth tax?? How much is she worth??

Posted by: lin-duh at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (EneHm)

227 All the lefties on CNN and MS Now have been complaining about how the $200 billion requested by the Pentagon could be put to better use.

So could money for all the fraudand illegal immigrants.

By the way, from, I know, zerohedge.


In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)

228 In yet another jaw-dropping display of elite hypocrisy, Barack Obama’s Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)
====
You can have my ticket.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

229 You can have my ticket."

I'd pay someone to take my ticket...

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:49 AM (XuXeR)

230 224 A new dog toy.

https://is.gd/M0G0Qr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

You're coming with me, bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y)

231 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:50 AM (V4IXI)

232 The only surprise is that Warren didn't use Musk in her example."

She couldn't spell "Elon"

Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (XuXeR)

233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

235 233 Why do I need a ticket to see a presidential library? I thought they were free.

What's that? My lifetime of taxes weren't enough?

Fuck off...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 10:51 AM (AkEZC)

The netflix deal was a long time ago. Mansions are not cheap, cracker.

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

236 234 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

https://is.gd/kqIW3E
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

Using single ply?

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

237 The Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) of 2022 is a landmark U.S. law focusing on clean energy, healthcare cost reduction, and corporate tax reform. It aims to reduce the deficit by $300 billion over a decade through a 15% corporate minimum tax and increased IRS enforcement, while investing in climate change initiatives and lowering prescription drug prices.

USA Today, May 2023, What is the Inflation Reduction Act? Everything to know about one of Biden's big laws

So what happened, Senator Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

238 asterix and odalisque were some good comics

Posted by: anachronda at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (oY6Yp)

239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

240 How the Artemis plumbing problem was solved.

*********

Hopefully not with a royal flush...

Posted by: No Kings at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)

241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

242 Block Club Chicago, April 3, 2026 - Hyde Park, Woodlawn, South Shore
Obama Center Announces Grand Opening Sweepstakes, Summer Youth Sports
Entries to win two tickets to the launch party with “global leaders and world-renowned artists” are accepted through noon Sunday. Officials also announced paid basketball and volleyball programs for South Side teens alongside After School Matters.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

243 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

They probably decided to just pay him the money rather than have him show up an hour late (I assume that has only gotten worse in 'retirement.')

Posted by: Obama Foundation at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (bss/y)

244 'fun when you're a kid, horrific when you're older'

Ah. Life.

Posted by: Nodding sagely and in thyme at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)

245 WRT the Ryan Long piece in the sidebar, it looks like he was attempting...

*puts on sunglasses*

Mishin': impossible.

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (GDFK9)

246 Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

If so that's the stupidest thing ever.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (V4IXI)

247 241 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

It's probably easier and more profitable to pimp out Mooch.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

Yes...I imagine she does a lot better with the angry black women than Baraaaack...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (eajtS)

248 239 I assume he's doing them but you don't hear about Obama doing those 400k speeches. Maybe nobody wants to hear from him.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 10:55 AM (V4IXI)

He's probably doing them in Durkadurkastan.

Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 10:59 AM (FpHTM)

249 The Obama Presidential Library is a federal, all-digital archive managed by NARA to store records, while the Obama Presidential Center is a privately operated, 19-acre campus in Chicago (opening 2026) featuring a museum, community spaces, and a branch of the Chicago Public Library. They are distinct projects managed by different entities.

Never shall the educational records and others of interest ever be seen.🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NFX2v)

250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

251 146 like a hooker, only smarter.

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (R11M+)

252 Will Mooch be at the Obama Lieberry opening? She could be useful if a little old white lady needed a volume from the higher shelves.

Posted by: RIP Harambe at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (oftw2)

253 250 If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it

And then next year, he and other rich people will have relocated assets that you couldn't touch, Pokahonkey.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 11:00 AM (NR6c1)

And the price of insulin would skyrocket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)

254 >>>Is the problem with the crapper is that they won't design one that flushes the waste into space?

Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

255 Poo gets stored onboard, pee gets ported out into space.

Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo

Why store the poo? The universe area is only 93 billion light years.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

256 Apparently, the problem was with a fan not working when they activated the system once in space.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Y1sOo)

Heh. Just like a weak fan in a hotel bathroom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)

257 Nood.

Rant.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)

258 CNN reports Trump considering a cease-fire! REEEEEE

Posted by: MSM is credible lol at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (9CBNQ)

259 I wonder if they have that weird heat lamp.

Do hotels still have that? I seem to remember it more as a kid. It mystified me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2026 11:07 AM (bss/y)

260 All the jokes aside, the toilet was not plugged up. The fan in question creates a suction that in zero G draws the waste away from the astronauts' bodies and into waste receptacles.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 11:09 AM (Y1sOo)

261 229 "here, you throw this out..."

Posted by: cmeat at April 06, 2026 11:27 AM (R11M+)

262 .
.
Thu muse of Ruprecht.

Posted by: Marooned at April 06, 2026 11:58 AM (kt8QE)

The Morning Report — 4/6/26

melted2.jpg

Good morning kids. I hope you all had a blessed Easter weekend. I had a few personal issues to deal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief. should be back up to speed by tomorrow with my usual panoply of of links and commentary . Thanks for your patience

Have a great day!

And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.


  • Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 08:17 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 G'morning J.J.!

    Glad you're okay. We were starting to worry.

    I'm actually here for this one. I have the day off.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)

    2 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    3 ZEE MARGINS!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    4 Ooof, we are WIDE.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    5
    ESPONJA!11!!!!!!

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (tljrc)

    6 Large and in charge.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    7 Good morning horde!

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

    8 *long drag on cigarette*


    Thanks for that........

    *releases smoke*

    Posted by: The Margins at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    9 Morning, everyone!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (NR6c1)

    10 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    11 Margin status:

    BLOWN!

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ESVrU)

    12 I trust everyone had a glorious Easter with family and friends.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    13 Nooded.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    14 none of this looks right

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)

    15 I had a few personal issues to condeal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief.


    Prayers, sir. As always.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

    16 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

    Imma make a prayer for peace in your house.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

    17 Post upon posts

    Yonder Horde

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:20 AM (AkEZC)

    18 #8

    Damn it, Sponge, you beat me to it!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)

    19
    Blown margins? This close to Pride Month?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (xG4kz)

    20 Ooof, we are WIDE.
    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

    Ozempic is for you!

    Posted by: Big Pharma at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

    21 What in the wide, wide world of margins is a-going on in here?

    Posted by: I gotta ask at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

    22 I live in a double-wide and love double-wide threads.

    Posted by: Iona Traylor at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)

    23 I feel like they are getting wider each time I refresh.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

    24 We're gonna need a bigger blog...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (ESVrU)

    25 Good morning JJ. We missed you.

    Finally, enough room to fully exoress my thoughts. Too much room actually.

    Tom posted this on the last thread, interesting and I don't want it to go to waste.


    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (UA2di)


    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:22 AM (Sco7b)

    26 Thanks JJ. You’re in our prayers

    I feel wide today… too much Easter candy perhaps

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (uq8Bc)

    27 Hey, welcome to Stacey Abrams! We're all set up for you.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

    28 Margins?
    Sure. Whatever. I've done it before.
    It's just another Merlot Monday.

    Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

    29 We love JJS and worry when he is "late".

    Posted by: Mama Celeste at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)

    30 Uh oh

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

    31 Happy Monday

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

    32 Good morning, J.J.
    Good morning, Horde.

    Posted by: Canada MAID service at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)

    33 GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    Iran didn’t want dollars. Swiss francs, Euros, and Gold bullion bars.

    Whatever became of the Ft. Knox audit, one wonders.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (kMjfk)

    34 I like big margins and I cannot lie...

    Posted by: Sir MargALot at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

    35
    Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (xG4kz)

    36 There briefly appeared above JJ's report a Morning Open Thread with a story about Artemis II, will we swing past to that thread again?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)

    37 Good morning JJ and horde

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (ZztOS)

    38 Can we talk more about Happy Rockefeller in here?

    Posted by: NY Refugee at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)

    39 From last thread:

    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (UA2di)

    40 JJ: sorry to carp given your Herculean efforts to assemble these Morning Reports, but link to the piece on Trump's genius seems not to work. Thanks.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)

    41
    Damn it, Sponge, you beat me to it!
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:21 AM (bFu5X)



    Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    42 J.J.

    Thank you. Much appreciated.

    Personal issues, huh. So that's what the kids are calling it today.

    May your path be smooth and serene.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

    43 I wonder if the Paolo is impressed by the length of the margins?

    Also willowed.

    GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    His entire bloodline needs adjusting.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (Sco7b)

    44 All the morons complain when their dogs don't know it's Daylight Savings but JJ posts 15 minutes late and chaos ensues.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

    45
    I just thank our lucky stars that we have a functioning toilet!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (xG4kz)

    46 Record numbers of Americans are converting to Catholicism this Easter. Why?

    Read the article and it was good. Honestly, it's nice to hear that the young pups are starting to come back to church.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (NR6c1)

    47 I saw some pics of those Soleimani hos. Good lord. You'd think if your family looted a nation for decades, you could afford good surgeons. They look like monsters.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (BI5O2)

    48 How does Iran properly flounce out of negotiations with the US today?

    Style points count!

    Posted by: pawn at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (jstR0)

    49 And the margins are getting laaaaarger!

    Posted by: Johnny at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (bFu5X)

    50 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (UA2di)

    Thank you Tom!

    I brought it over too. I appreciated the thoughtful answer.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b)

    51 All the morons complain when their dogs don't know it's Daylight Savings but JJ posts 15 minutes late and chaos ensues.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)



    Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

    52 Patience has never been one of my strengths so I find myself annoyed that the Iran operation seems nowhere near done despite proclamations of two weeks and almost and so forth

    I see no surrender forthcoming and the American public is fickle… so maybe Trump oughta pick a specific day (don’t advertise) and just be done after that day. April 15 is as good as any other day. Pay your taxes, be done with Iran… pivot to domestic issues. You can still drop bombs in the background

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)

    53 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

    54 My last post is GIRTHY… the Paola would be jealous

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (uq8Bc)

    55 Good morning Horde,thx JJ. Hope you are well.
    Still laying in a hospital bed with a gout outbreak. Getting better.
    Think I like Harmeet Dillon at AG. Blanche seems too much of a deep stater.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)

    56 I see Larry Craig is hosting the Morning Report today.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)

    57 Tis early morn and the margins are already blown.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (7fNaw)

    58 WTF?

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl)

    59 So if I hit the tip jar link it takes me to the cut.jib.newsletter page which has a link.

    I see the same cast of characters listed on the other site, but is this the same as for AoS?

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

    60 Happy Easter Monday!

    A crazy story out of Brazil concerns an Argentinian attorney being arrested for making racist gestures.

    https://archive.is/iNEDR

    Be careful out there!

    Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (GPa4z)

    61
    The first person who begins posting extended quotes from Welsh literature here during our Universe's expansionary phase spends a night in the box.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (xG4kz)

    62 Jenny Craig > Larry Craig

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    63 I see Larry Craig is hosting the Morning Report today.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ufSfZ)

    MP, someone in the last thread asked if you've seen an uptick in sales after Sarah's post on Insty.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

    64 Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
    ---
    Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.

    President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)

    65 Off commie sock.

    Hope you are ok, J.J.

    Posted by: Inogame at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX)

    66 If you don't have Alter Net in your hate feed, you are missing out on some real gems.

    It's like our DU liaison in long-form rant.

    This weekend had a particularly juicy offering of incoherent rage.
    The usual sputtering about how Trump is everything evil, wrong and bad, etc., etc.
    Blah blah blah.

    But the amusing part was citing Trump "open the fuckin' Strait" as proof of his ... dementia.
    I don't know what kind of 5th Degree Secret Internet Doctor you have to be to remote diagnose dementia.

    But I do know that it'd be a pretty impressive--and hitherto unknown--species of dementia that saw the patient capable of writing topical, grammatically correct and lengthy posts to the internet.

    LOL, but they all know he has dementia ....

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (HXT0k)

    67 "Ring ding ding, what does the fox say?"

    https://youtu.be/3_e8bQ6i43o

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (2GVsD)

    68 I had to re-read about the Artemis II mission when it said "farthest mankind has gone."

    Turns out the mission won't orbit the Moon, but basically swing around it and come back. But it's doing that at an altitude over the lunar surface far greater than the Apollo missions.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:31 AM (AkEZC)

    69 We find that our residents do better with strict schedules. Being able to count on meals, free time, basket weaving, to happen at regular intervals keeps the peace around here.

    Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

    70 Take care of yourself, JJ.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

    71 Willowed:

    S'up, MP4?
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (bFu5X)


    Not much. Getting some much needed writing done. The current chapter has gone in a direction I didn't expect, so that's nice.

    We need to hit the range again.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ufSfZ)

    72 JJ: sorry to carp given your Herculean efforts to assemble these Morning Reports, but link to the piece on Trump's genius seems not to work. Thanks.
    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)


    https://tinyurl.com/58694cps

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

    73 64 Routines are everything.

    Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
    ---
    Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

    That's basically why we are in the Middle East debacle we are in right now--a foolish consistency in foreign diplomacy and expecting different results.

    President Trump exploded all over that foolish consistency and dared to try something different.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)

    ======

    My favorite demotivating poster says, "Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a f___ up."

    Posted by: Oglebay at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (GPa4z)

    74 In another significant case, Abdul Jalloh, a migrant from Sierra Leone with over 30 prior arrests on charges that include rape, assault, and theft, was charged with second-degree murder after a woman was stabbed to death at a bus stop in Hybla Valley.

    30?
    I watch a few court video on youtube
    Routine case
    Guns charge Robbery etc
    On parole 6X meaning his paroles are stacked on 6 more crimes.
    Judge seems more perturbed than outraged.
    I would be like

    Bailiff whack his peepee

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur)

    75 The Levee seems to have broke. Que - Led Zeppelin.

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (n17eQ)

    76 Krebs v Carnot:

    A functioning sewage system is indeed a marvel of modern living.

    Shame that in a multi-billion dollar effort, NASA failed to deliver. Put Toto as a sub on the next build, or go with SpaceX.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

    77 The margins were angry that day.

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (AlhUl)

    78 MR overdoses on margin steroids

    Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (FCPbW)

    79 The Americans and Israelis will not topple the regime, but they will create the conditions for the Iranians to do so. This is as it should be, in order for the succeeding regime to have both internal and international legitimacy.

    To me it looks like everything is proceeding on plan. Maybe a bit slower than I thought, but the Islamic Republic is clearly on borrowed time.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    80 MP, someone in the last thread asked if you've seen an uptick in sales after Sarah's post on Insty.

    I haven't checked. I should do that sometime today.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (ufSfZ)

    81 Minor quibble.

    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.


    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU)



    But that doesn't fit my narrative and it's all about the narrative, isn't it?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

    82 54 The Paolo transitioned?

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

    83 Of all mornings, this seems to be the most....


    recent?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

    84
    Is she a big blog? Roomy about the hips?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (xG4kz)

    85 No one is more pissed we rescued those pilots than Obama.

    Well, Valarie Jarrett and Susan Rice, maybe.

    But the thought of the propaganda value and humiliation of the US if Iran had captured either gave Obama his first erection in decades (that didn't involve a naked rent boy).

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (HXT0k)

    86 POLITICO, self-described as the “leading destination for non-partisan news and unbiased policy coverage,” is paying for services from Invariant, founded by Democrat mega-donor Heather Podesta.

    There is no source of news that is not either being paid for Dem Operatives or being researched by Dem Operatives to try to turn them.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)

    87 If the astronauts wear their globe helmet do they smell the shit coming from the shitter?

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)

    88 Not much. Getting some much needed writing done. The current chapter has gone in a direction I didn't expect, so that's nice.

    We need to hit the range again.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM


    Nice. Glad things are working out well.

    I'll be in Greece the first two weeks of May. Other than that, I'm around for some range time after this coming weekend.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (bFu5X)

    89 If the astronauts wear their globe helmet do they smell the shit coming from the shitter?
    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 08:35 AM (n17eQ)



    It's a great idea for a new show.......


    Compost.....In.....SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEE!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

    90 There is no source of news that is not either being paid for"

    Period. All "newz" is paid for by something. "non partisan" is "not possible".

    Ever.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

    91 79 The Americans and Israelis will not topple the regime, but they will create the conditions for the Iranians to do so.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    TOUSI reported that Trump has been arming them since January. So all the bullsh*t he's been spewing that is being interpreted by the media as negotiations with IRGC or Pakistan seems to be a smoke screen. If this turns out to be accurate I will never doubt the donald again.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)

    92
    Low expectations:
    The key to satisfaction.

    Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

    93
    Look, margins, you've been blown. Is this the "erection for four or more hours" that we're warned to tell doctors about?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)

    94 TOUSI reported that Trump has been arming them since January."

    Saw that as well... quite the claim, that is.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

    95 Think I like Harmeet Dillon at AG. Blanche seems too much of a deep stater.
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 08:29 AM (19SAM)
    =====
    Yes me too.

    A prayer for your complete and speedy recovery.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

    96 https://tinyurl.com/58694cps
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

    Thanks.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (fZiTB)

    97 So wide and loose. Like Hillary's bunny hole.

    Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)

    98 The National Rifle Association issued a statement denouncing the planned Canadian confiscation.

    Remember this the next time they say it’s “not about confiscation.”

    If someone in the Gov asked about your gun
    its about confiscation
    If a Pol goes on TV and says something about guns
    its about confiscation
    If a TV reporter talks about guns
    its about confiscation

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

    99 Look, margins, you've been blown. Is this the "erection for four or more hours" that we're warned to tell doctors about?
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (xG4kz)



    I mean, I'm usually pretty raw around hour 2......

    Posted by: The Margins at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

    100 100

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

    101 The secret to margin mgmt is
    the return carriage to the
    next line
    maybe I’m getting the hang
    of it…

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (UvXT3)

    102 LinusVanPelt

    We can stand down the CVN battlegroups, the Marines, the 82nd Airborne and the B-2s at a date in the near future.

    Leave a USAF expeditionary force of fighters, bombers and some A-10s. With a Combat Search and Rescue force. Keep whacking the moles.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

    103 And in better news, my dog's bandage comes off today. Gotta love how they can time catastrophes on the day the normal vet is closed.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (NR6c1)

    104 What’s Cooking on Orion?
    NASA’s Johnson Space Center Office Communications revealed that the food and drink menu aboard the Orion spacecraft is surprisingly diverse, comprising 189 unique items.

    The menu includes hearty dishes like broccoli au gratin, barbecued beef brisket, and macaroni and cheese, as well as healthy sides like butternut squash, cauliflower, and couscous with nuts. Breakfast options include vegetable quiche, breakfast sausage, and granola with blueberries, and drink offerings include coffee, green tea, and even mango-peach smoothies. For dessert, the crew will be enjoying cookies, cakes, and plenty of chocolate.

    ------------
    Bet the capsule stinks.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:39 AM (AkEZC)

    105 https://tinyurl.com/58694cps
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)



    Don't tell rotten peter.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

    106 I Saw Naked Rent Boys open for Poofter's Froth at the Nationwide Arena in '04.

    Posted by: Glam Rock Garry at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)

    107 Criminal news of the truly odd:

    Thai police at a checkpoint stopped a pickup truck to find the driver smelled of booze. And driver failed a breathalyzer.

    What is the odd you say? The driver was actually a monk wearing a wig while his female passenger was toting his 9mm pistol in a shoulder bag. His monk robes were also found in the truck.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)

    108 Didn’t Trump hint that the Kurds
    stole weapons intended for the
    Iranian people?

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)

    109 If this turns out to be accurate I will never doubt the donald again.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (kvcnI)
    =====

    The Donald is already a
    World-Historical figure imho.

    As far as I am concerned,
    He kept his promise. This
    Alone is reason enough for me.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

    110 Today Is National Pajama Day.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

    111 The secret to margin mgmt is
    the return carriage to the
    next line
    maybe I’m getting the hang
    of it…"

    Tap tap clickety click click tab DING
    tappety tappety click click tap DING

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

    112 So wide and loose. Like Hillary's bunny hole.

    Posted by: Webster Hubbell at April 06, 2026 08:38 AM (3vrM2)

    Damn you, autocorrect, for making that sound cutesy.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (dK+Kv)

    113 102 — NaCly Dog, I like your suggestion

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (UvXT3)

    114 Didn’t Trump hint that the Kurds
    stole weapons intended for the
    Iranian people?
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (UvXT3)
    *****
    Yes, he told that to Trey Yingst on FOX.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

    115 92
    Low expectations:
    The key to satisfaction.
    Posted by: Motivational Posters, Inc. at April 06, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

    On the food thread yesterday, wine came with corks instead of boxes and someone had a problem with 250 pound liberal women...

    At least I can be 50% satisfied....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (Sco7b)

    116 Old: In-depth reporting

    New: In-width reporting

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)

    117 man

    Tousi TV had videos of IRGC security/militia forces in a car being ambushed by Iranian citizens.

    This was a rural area, far from Tehran.

    So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

    118 Tiny and stretched.
    Usually ace's MO, not J.J's.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

    119 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

    120 Even if the US has not been arming the Iranians, it messes with the thugs decision loops and heightens their paranoia.

    So winning.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (2GVsD)

    121 I did see a video (purportedly) of a Basij cop being beaten down and kicked to death by an angry mob. Good stuff. Funny.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

    122 So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
    =====

    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MARGINS ARE OUT OF CONTROL HERE TOO

    Posted by: Ben Roethisberger at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

    123 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)




    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

    124 As far as I am concerned,
    He kept his promise. This
    Alone is reason enough for me.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

    Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)

    125 I see no surrender forthcoming and the American public is fickle… so maybe Trump oughta pick a specific day (don’t advertise) and just be done after that day. April 15 is as good as any other day. Pay your taxes, be done with Iran… pivot to domestic issues. You can still drop bombs in the background

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:28 AM (uq8Bc)

    That's not an option.

    Recall what the media did with "Mission Accomplished." When we say we're done, we have to actually BE done.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (FmapG)

    126 >So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    ----

    I saw on X where Iranian patriots are lighting fires near regime missile sites, so the Friendlies know where to drop bombs

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

    127 110 Today Is National Pajama Day.
    Posted by: redridinghood

    The Po-Jama People are boring me to pieces,
    They make me feel like I am wasting my time,
    They all got flannel up and down 'em,
    A little trap door back around 'em,
    And cozy little footies on their mind....

    Posted by: FZ Lyrics at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)

    128 Thanks, Ben.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

    129 Goodness gracious. Looks like the morning report was slapped together almost as badly as the moon shot.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew8)

    130 But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

    I’m already straining to read the font on my phone screen

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (uq8Bc)

    131 The driver was actually a monk wearing a wig while his female passenger was toting his 9mm pistol in a shoulder bag. His monk robes were also found in the truck.
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    **********

    Just another manic Monk day.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)

    132 Led Zeppelin, Tough Cookie/Half a Yard, Cooter, Hanoi Hustler, Joltin Josie, Polish Glider, Sinister Vampire, White Lightning, Frito Bandito, and Patience.

    All names of F-105 Thunderchiefs.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)

    133 Since Trump started taking out the drug boats it feels like we are seeing the real capabilities of our military in my lifetime.

    It was only a couple of months ago the military made one of the most impressive missions ever with the capture of Maduro and essentially taking Venezuela from the claws of the CCP and the mullahs. Then we got the Panama Canal back in western hands. Then Cuba imploded. And now the military is systematically taking down the terrorist regime that has been attacking us for 50 years while at the same time exposing NATO as a feckless, corrupt alliance that has long outlived its usefulness.

    And all of this will have huge implications not just for foreign affairs but also domestic affairs. There is only one true super power in the world and for once we are finally acting like it. The world doesn't need a weak America. It needs exactly what we are seeing.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

    134 It's also,
    National Siamese Cat Day.
    I will have to give mine extra treats.

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

    135 Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.


    Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

    136 Washington Nearsider

    So, rather than foster peace. the media and the Dems actions demand more death and destruction in Iran. All because they are unhinged from reality.

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

    137 Goodness gracious. Looks like the morning report was slapped together almost as badly as the moon shot.
    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (g8Ew

    Nowhere near as good as my money shot!

    Posted by: Val Venis at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z)

    138 Just another manic Monk day.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7)

    Maybe she didn't like Monk days.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)

    139 So there could be unreported actions on the margins of IRGC control.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)


    Which would explain the previous reports of them sending for a bunch of their bully-boys in Iraq to come to Iran to try and hold on to power.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

    140 Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

    Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk. They've demoted 10 senior officials including the guy responsible for the J20.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)

    141 The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Just like North Vietnam after Tet saw the eradication of the Viet Cong in South Vietnam as an effective force.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (2GVsD)

    142 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)


    Real men (and women) are unbothered by expansive margins. Microscopic text, however, is a real concern.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

    143 The Diocese of Duluth, Minnesota, is seeing an increase of 145 percent. The Diocese of Pueblo, Colorado, is up 105 percent. In Tulsa, 115 percent. In Omaha, 100 percent. In Pensacola-Tallahassee, 144 percent. And these are increases over 2025, which was itself a record year in many of these places.

    Why is this happening? The bishops do not know.

    Well duh they are Bishops. Just about any leader once or twice removed from their mission have no fricking clue what is going on.
    That is why over the years when I was in church I like the American Methodist or the American Baptist.
    The Church was the local body of believers.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

    144 John Kiriakou, ex-CIA, torture leaker, reported that there are scores of Afghan refugees who can’t get a job in Iran, who the Israelis used for intelligence to target IRGC generals and nuclear scientists, for a mere $200 a month.
    They were asked to get locations of their homes and cell phone numbers which were used to track them. After the 12-day war, Iran banned the remaining generals and scientists from carrying a cell phone, but defying logic, they allowed their guards to carry cellphones which were then used to track the generals and scientists.

    Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

    145 Well played there Muldoon.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)

    146 Just another manic Monk day."

    *golf clap*

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

    147 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk. They've demoted 10 senior officials including the guy responsible for the J20.
    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:49 AM (kvcnI)

    Demoted ?LOL... Israel will likely de-live them....

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (fQRW2)

    148
    Maybe she didn't like Monk days.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:48 AM (dK+Kv)



    She wished it were Funk Days.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

    149 margins are for losers!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:50 AM (5vMyi)

    150 Lonnnnnnnnnng Lonnnnnnnnnng Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (FpHTM)

    151 Among the photos of the CSAR mission to recover the WSO who, with the pilot of the F-15E was downed in Iran, were a group of armed civilians near the area the recovery mission used.

    They were not aligned with the IRGC.

    They were there to hamstring the IRGC's efforts to capture the American airman.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (AkEZC)

    152 JJ is marching for No Margins Day

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (5vMyi)

    153 You Really Don't Want to Know

    Xi is in a lot of trouble. He can trust neither the military nor industry. And he seems to be hated by the peasants in China.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

    154 Ohhh.
    That's so much better gooderer....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

    155 The IRGC intelligence commander, a "brigadier general" was KO'd with a surgical air strike. They posted his photo -- another bearded, pot-bellied, ugly-looking bastard. These old Islamists all look the same.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (fZiTB)

    156 Ooh. A minor correction has been made.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

    157 For the hair-on-fire retards:

    ==
    https://is.gd/4eeZ3k

    @realrabbilinda
    Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭

    At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.

    America will lose.
    8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026
    ==

    *waits for the retards to point out this was posted by a JOOO*

    Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (9vFyc)

    158 Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (NR6c1)

    Dems plan for the future
    tax it
    regulate it
    denounce it
    ban it

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

    159 From Martin Iles, reposted:

    Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something.

    The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned.

    We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are.

    Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard.

    Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share.

    Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt.

    For these and other reasons, we are not the same.

    Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival.

    If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast.

    So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily?

    Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily.

    Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

    160 Early in the Apollo program, NASA nutritionists concluded that Coffee had no caloric nor nutritional value and thus would not be included onboard the spacecraft.

    Wally Schirra, being an old Navy hand thought otherwise. He saw to it that Coffee was excluded at the NASA nutritionist office. After all, there is no caloric or nutritional value, they don’t need it either, then. Right?

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (kMjfk)

    161 Yes but socialists will still insist that things failed because we didn't have enough government.

    Yep.

    Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs and instead of reflecting on how more socialism made things worse they'll just say, still, but more socialism will solve them problem...we just didn't have enough!

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

    162 JJ prayers that whatever issues you are dealing with may go smoothly and to your satisfaction.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (DoBxX)

    163 JJ-

    Blink in Morse code if you are being held hostage.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (qgHp7)

    164 Comparing his second term admin to Biden proves that government regulation is the critical factor in a nation's economics.

    That kills any argument for socialism.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:45 AM (kvcnI)


    Except it doesn't.

    Because the argument for socialism is, and has always been, I want stuff and I want someone else to have to do what is needed for me to get it.

    You could say that it kills the argument for fascism, which the left loves, sexually, even though they're too stupid to know that. Except that the argument for fascism is, and has always been, I'm smarter than you so do what I say.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

    165 Soleimani’s niece seems to love posting pictures on Instagram wearing little, all while praising Iran and condemning Great Satan.

    She's a very mixed up chick.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)

    166 Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard.


    In Europe it has become normal to jail people for saying things the government doesn't like.

    They are in no way free

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

    167 @realrabbilinda
    Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭

    At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft.

    America will lose.
    8:27 AM · Apr 5, 2026



    Imagine being that f*cking stupid.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

    168 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk."

    I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"

    Funny, they are.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

    169 My guess is the F15 was targeted with experimental Russia stuff.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

    170
    Is all this wide privilege foreshadowing a return of ... that guy ... on an ottoman?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (xG4kz)

    171 Imagine being that f*cking stupid.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

    it be joke

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

    172 Xi is in a lot of trouble. He can trust neither the military nor industry. And he seems to be hated by the peasants in China.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

    His problems with the military and industry are due to his own policies.

    The peasant hatred appears to be expanding to the middle class.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 08:54 AM (kvcnI)

    173 161 Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs and instead of reflecting on how more socialism made things worse they'll just say, still, but more socialism will solve them problem...we just didn't have enough!
    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

    And then out of the other side of their mouth, they'll say that the point of Socialism is for the government to "wither away".

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FpHTM)

    174 Experimental Russian stuff?

    KISS. It was a golden BB moment.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)

    175 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.
    ==================
    Sanctuary policies working just like they are supposed to work.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (5vMyi)

    176 Defund the margins!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

    177 J.J.'s Morning Report has broad appeal!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (kpS4V)

    178 Point out how Obamacare raised healthcare costs

    By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)

    179 So, rather than foster peace. the media and the Dems actions demand more death and destruction in Iran. All because they are unhinged from reality.

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

    The left and the media have ALWAYS been the only hope of America's enemies. Because they are also America's enemies.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)

    180 If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast."

    This person speaks truth.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

    181 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    182 Common sense margin control, NOW!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    183 And, we're back.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    184
    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    -----

    That is *always* the case - it's been a constant for more than half a century. It's the entire strategy of every single enemy:

    "The Americans' military is too powerful for us to beat - but it's less powerful than their Leftists, and their Leftists are all on our side. Just keep the military engaged, even if the cost is terrible - eventually they will grind down the weak will of the fickle American public, and victory will be ours."

    Thus far, it's worked every time.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

    185 Voila! The Ozempic worked fast

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)

    186 168 Iran proves once and for all that China's military gear is mostly junk."

    I note the gloom'n'doom patrol has now pivoted back to "ukrane and russia drones'n'stufff sooper outclasses anything USARMY is/has"

    Funny, they are.
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

    Tried Pen Testing China camera about 16 years ago.
    Hard coded admin and pw
    Running multiple web services
    2 or 3 backdoop Ip addresses
    etc

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

    187 Margins restored

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    188 Should be fixed. If there are any broken links, please point them out.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)

    189 Soleimani’s niece seems to love posting pictures on Instagram wearing little, all while praising Iran and condemning Great Satan.

    She's a very mixed up chick.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 08:53 AM (5vMyi)

    That's a man, man.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)

    190 181 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

    Judges would have accepted blindfolds and cigs.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

    191 YD

    #141

    Yep

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (2GVsD)

    192 John Kiriakou is a traitor and should be in jail for life:

    "Former CIA officer John Kiriakou pled guilty to repeatedly and unlawfully leaking the identities and classified operational roles of covert CIA officers to journalists.

    The leaked identities reached the defense teams of terrorist detainees at Guantanamo Bay, who used them to secretly photograph a covert CIA officer and show those photographs to high-value terrorist detainees.

    Seized emails later revealed he had disclosed information on dozens of CIA officers — far beyond what he was formally charged with.

    He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison. Following his release, Kiriakou worked for Radio Sputnik and contributed to RT, both of which are part of the Russian state media apparatus."

    Recently, he was a very special guest on Grandma Groyper's self alt-media podcast. Is starting to makes sense now? I hope it does.

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

    193 @realrabbilinda

    ====

    I think it's a parody account like Lyle Culpepper

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

    194 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    This. Several even mentioned the Brit "stuff their mouths with gold" approach, and how that influenced their work....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

    195
    That's a man, man.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (dK+Kv)



    Then she'll be thrown from a rooftop soon enough.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

    196 Open Source Intel
    @Osint613

    Israeli Defense Minister Katz on the IRGC intelligence chief's death: "We will continue to hunt them one by one."

    He added: "I warned that if they continue firing at civilians in Israel, we will strike and destroy Iranian national infrastructure."

    https://tinyurl.com/4fw25smw

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

    197 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (NR6c1)

    Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare are $3 T

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

    198 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.

    And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)

    199 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)

    200 "The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope."

    Then it only makes sense we treat them like an actual enemy.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (fZiTB)

    201 > @realrabbilinda
    ----------
    she's a "military strategist" for codepink.

    LOL

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (AkEZC)

    202 Voila! The Ozempic worked fast
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (fQRW2)



    I think the margins went on the Jenny Crank diet. Smoke a little crank and watch the lb's just fly away.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

    203 Fairfax County, VA needs to start giving away free needles."

    How low FFAX has fallen.
    Sad, really. But hey, the diversity!

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

    204 194 By design of course. The advocates were hoping that the destruction would be so horrible that government would shrug and say "I guess we need universal health care now."

    It's Cloward-Piven all the way down.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (fZiTB)

    205 >>@EricLDaugh
    ·
    28m
    >>🚨 BREAKING: A 45-DAY CEASEFIRE plan that includes opening the Strait of Hormuz has been presented to the US and Iran by Egyptian, Pakistani and Turkish mediators

    >>The UAE has also offered assistance to keep the Strait OPEN under the right deal

    >>They're RUSHING to get peace because President Trump isn't bluffing about power plant-bridge day 🔥

    >>Tuesday, 8PM!

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

    206 Thank you, CBD. You are a giver.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (u82oZ)

    207
    I guess the social workers sent here to defuse this crisis did their duty.

    You see, socialist solutions do work!!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (xG4kz)

    208 All seriousness aside, JJ, I hope you are OK.

    Thanks for all you do.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (qgHp7)

    209 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (qgHp7)



    *sobs*

    *runs from room*

    Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

    210 Danke schön CBD.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (7fNaw)

    211 Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

    I wouldn't trust them

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (fQRW2)

    212 I think it's a parody account like Lyle Culpepper

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)


    Yup. Or Niqab Nancy.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (n9ltV)

    213 In honor of all the Herculean work CBD does, let's skip the maple syrup and French Toast jokes for today.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

    214 Should be fixed. If there are any broken links, please point them out.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 08:57 AM (n9ltV)


    See comment 72.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

    215 I must say, I'm still a bit queasy after seeing all those disgusting Peeps flavors in the ONT.


    Damn you, Doof.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

    216 >>> 213 In honor of all the Herculean work CBD does, let's skip the maple syrup and French Toast jokes for today.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

    Awwww!

    *kicks dirt*

    Posted by: MATH?! on THIS blog?!?!?! at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (9vFyc)

    217 Ordinary American

    Universal Health Care kills valuable people to survive. Notice the no-load parasites get care, but grandmothers and older veterans are killed.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

    218 The left and the media have ALWAYS been the only hope of America's enemies. Because they are also America's enemies.
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (FmapG)

    The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.
    =====
    I have a solution.

    Posted by: Gen Augusto Pinochet at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

    219 Danke schön CBD."

    I thought that was Wayne Newton...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)

    220
    All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon_/i]

    We only made them because all our pals here were making them, Mom!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (xG4kz)

    221 >>I wouldn't trust them

    I don't trust anyone but Elvis. And I keep him on a short leash.

    But something has to give by tomorrow evening or Iran is going to get flattened.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)

    222 This was also from GatewayPundit. Pakistan is pushing for a ceasefire deal, you know the kind where the muslims get a chance to rearm and things restart again.

    Anyways, good luck with that as people have pointed out above.


    Pakistan has reportedly brokered a last-minute ceasefire framework dubbed the “Islamabad Accord” to prevent the total annihilation of the Iranian terror state.

    According to Reuters, citing two sources familiar with the matter, both Washington and Tehran have now received the proposal, which calls for an immediate ceasefire, reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, and a short window to hammer out a permanent settlement.

    Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir, has reportedly been in round-the-clock meetings with US Vice President JD Vance, special envoy Steve Witkoff, and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi.

    The proposed agreement follows a two-phase structure:

    Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
    Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)

    223 On the 45 day ceasefire I would say ok.
    But any launch of anything (even a spitball) means we destroy something big.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

    224 A ceasefire gives us time to resupply and update intel.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

    225 In honor of all the Herculean"

    Her-cu-lee-an
    or
    Her-cul-ee-an?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

    226 The proposed agreement follows a two-phase structure:

    Phase 1: Immediate ceasefire and reopening of the Strait of Hormuz
    Phase 2: 15–20 days of negotiations toward a broader peace deal
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (Sco7b)


    So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)

    227 182 Common sense margin control, NOW!!!!
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

    183 And, we're back.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
    ----
    Ask and ye shall be answered...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ESVrU)

    228 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)



    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge


    Especially on a cell phone.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    229 A ceasefire gives us time to resupply and update intel.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)


    Aircraft maintenance is probably needed.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

    230 Washington Nearsider

    What is on your workbench?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

    231 The Left and the media are IRGCs only hope.

    ==

    it's a million times easier for them now, they don't need to buy a newspaper anymore, all they need is a pakistani with a room full of cellphones, and a few loser podcasters

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (GD0B3)

    232 JackStraw posted something similar.

    But yeah, can't wait until tomorrow night! It'll be lit.
    Hopefully.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)

    233 Gen Augusto Pinochet

    I like your plan. Sharks gotta eat, so this solves the media problem and feeds an apex predator, for Gaia.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

    234 Newsweek: Trump’s Chances of Being Removed by 25th Amendment Climb. Prediction markets tracking the likelihood that President Donald Trump could be removed from office under the 25th Amendment saw a steady climb this weekend...

    Please. They KNEW Reagan's brain was mashed potatoes, covered it up, and used him as a puppet. This is standard fare for Republicans.

    Trump will never answer for his crimes. His lawyers are going to claim diminished capacity. He could basically do whatever the fuck he wants now.

    His staff are literally walking around in shoes that don't fit because they're afraid to take them off. It was test, to see who would submit to his bullshit.

    Pease stop posting articles about this or him being impeached. It’s going to take elections that give Democrats power, and even then the chances of him actually being removed from office will be almost zero.

    Newsweek is NOT a reputable news organization or news website. It is a clickbait website designed to lure in unsuspecting liberals by blowing smoke up their asses and while in that altered state of conscious they are shown advertisements for things liberals buy.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (JCZqz)

    235 And we are wide again

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

    236
    So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)



    No were in there does it tell the Iranian people to stop fighting.

    It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    237 aaaand we're wide....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

    238 What happened!??

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    239 Where did our common sense margin control go?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    240 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF. It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

    241 So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2)


    Not really. They would not be a signatory to the deal so they would not be bound by it. It's always been on them to free themselves. A ceasefire could be the moment they're allowed to rise up as we'd no longer be bombing everything around them.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

    242 And slender...er.

    Whew.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

    243 Yay!

    The wide jokes are funny again!

    Please don't be my fault.
    Please don't be my fault.
    Please don't be my fault.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Sco7b)

    244 phew.......

    I thought the margins were completely blown to the point they weren't coming back.

    Death by oral......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    245 DAMN!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    246 Scylla and Charybdis was never like this

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

    247 These are crazy times.........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

    248 Uh oh. Margins blown again.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

    249 Ok, someone's getting a free embarrelling.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

    250
    This seems right on target.

    Basically explains how the whole of Western Europe became Our Lousy Kid living in Our Basement But has a Hugely Annoying Superiority Complex in a quick compact form:

    https://tinyurl.com/4xzky29n


    Via Insty.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

    251 Sefton!

    Don't save your version!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (n9ltV)

    252 And, suddenly, the blown margin comments are relevant again.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

    253 And then not.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

    254 Why would we agree to a mediated ceasefire? If Iran wants to end the bombing, all they have to do is announce Hormuz is open, they renounce any claim to stopping traffic through it, and they will no longer launch any missile attacks on anyone. Instant ceasefire.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (3jICl)

    255 No were in there does it tell the Iranian people to stop fighting.

    It just says we won't move forward in blowing their infrastructure off the map.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

    True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)

    256 Battle of the cobs.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

    257 The fight for margin control starts HERE!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

    258 Sefton!

    Don't save your version!"

    Save me JJ, I'm your only hope!

    /widemargins

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

    259 Sefton is changing his nic to Sisyphus

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (3jICl)

    260 So an F' you to the Iranian people who want freedom...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (fQRW2



    No, I feel bad for them but I don't see this ending any other way.
    Otherwise this drags on forever and ever,

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (Sco7b)

    261 "We control the Margins, these are the Outler Limits."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

    262 All good, JJ!

    hope it's nothing too serious!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (MIIRH)

    263 Battle of the cobs.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

    Won't anyone think of the morons?

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (dK+Kv)

    264 One blown margin a month ought to be enough for anybody.

    Posted by: Karen McAwfl at April 06, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

    265 A fascinating X post about a device that was likely instrumental in the recovery of the F-15E WSO. Along with his pilot, soon after he landed. Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!

    https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan

    Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)

    266 All those 'wide' jokes look pretty damned silly now.
    Posted by: muldoon


    Professional hazard.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (diia5)

    267 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF.

    It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


    If only. More swinging, less talking.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)

    268 Any "peace deal" has to include Iran handing over its enriched uranium and access to storage sites.

    Things seem to be coming to a head here, if there was anytime to give the "GO" signal to the Iranian population...it's now....if they have some weapons. Can't say I blame the Kurds (if that story is true, maybe another Trump misdirection.) for keeping the guns.

    Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (F2sSv)

    269
    True, but if the Mullahs/Ayatollahs are allowed to continue "running" Iran they will go right back to seeking the bomb and terrorizing their people... Granted making the bomb will now be a bit harder...
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:07 AM (fQRW2)



    Valid, but I think the people will continue to fight and the mullahs days will still be numbered, even IF Trump agrees to let them stay in command.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

    270 Schrödinger's margins.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

    271 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

    272 DOWN GOES MARGINS! DOWN GOES MARGINS!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

    273 Much as I don't care for the Eagles (the band, not the team), this is a pretty tight live performance

    https://tinyurl.com/2f6m5m8t

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

    274 Hold on to your hats, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Posted by: runner at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (GD0B3)

    275 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)



    "It was light it was dark it was light it was dark it was light it was dark......"

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

    276 Daily Mail is trying to present Trump as a demented nutcase and JD as trying to "help"

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (kJmLc)

    277 This place has a nice short refraction period until the margins are ready to be blown again.

    Impressive for 29.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Sco7b)

    278 Wide margins
    Skinny margins

    Wide margins
    Skinny margins

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:10 AM (AkEZC)

    279 in and out, and in and out, and in and out...

    Should have Socked as Lilli von Schtupp

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)

    280
    John Kiriakou also palled around with Bill Richardson and John Kerry and was a very left wing political type before and after his prison stint. He later trashed them both

    His interview with Tucker Carlson was a skin-crawling experience, as are most of his YouTube tell-alls.

    Ditto on the lock up for life solution.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (Y8DZL)

    281
    Should have Socked as Lilli von Schtupp
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:11 AM (2GVsD)



    He was too tired.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

    282 A fascinating X post about a device that was likely instrumental in the recovery of the F-15E WSO. Along with his pilot, soon after he landed. Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!

    https://tinyurl.com/bdhd3aan

    Posted by: Gref



    I saw a news article about that last night. They called it a small device.
    No, an Apple iTag is a small device.
    This was slightly smaller than a WWII walkie talkie.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (U7QMZ)

    283 240 Trump's post cursing out the mullahs, making dire and credible threats in public, and blaspheming their false god is a new thing. That guy truly DGAF. It has to be extremely frightening for the rest of the world. It's the geopolitical equivalent of your step-dad coming through the door spitting nails and taking off his belt.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:06 AM (BI5O2)

    Yes! And we need to pull all our assets from the slimey limeys who are busily undermining us.

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:12 AM (kJmLc)

    284 If only. More swinging, less talking.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:09 AM (U7QMZ)

    There's been a lot of spanking so far. This is the part where it's come down to "for the last damn time - that room better be clean, or I'm gonna peel the bacon off your back, boy!"

    And I have no doubt he means it - he'll either get his demands, or shit's gonna get real in a hurry tomorrow.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

    285 I had a few personal issues to deal with
    -

    Matzah constipation is hard!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (5UTWB)

    286 He was too tired."

    Momma's got a squeezbox...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

    287 35
    Keep those margins this wide and Lena Dunham may pop in to say, "Hi!"
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

    If I stand next to this thread, I might look thinner!
    https://tinyurl.com/yc5keywm

    Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

    288 Now we are centered

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

    289 Now we're centered.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

    290 Now, all we need is busty lesbian pron.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

    291 We are so going to get the flashing fonts at this rate.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (2GVsD)

    292 LMAO

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (dK+Kv)

    293 Someone needs to dig up Lamont the Big Dummy.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

    294 Where are you Chuy?

    You're our only hope.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

    295 Good morning!

    I hope your day off from the EMT essay finds you centered and strong!
    Ohmmmmmmmm!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Suwql)

    296 I am feeling sooooo centered this morning.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:15 AM (U7QMZ)

    297 Basically explains how the whole of Western Europe became Our Lousy Kid living in Our Basement But has a Hugely Annoying Superiority Complex in a quick compact form:

    So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

    298 Keep this up and the hamsters will go on strike.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

    299 use your browser's zoom function to bring those margins to heel
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)


    But then, the font is too small to read.......or maybe that's your point.......
    Posted by: Sponge

    Especially on a cell phone.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".

    Posted by: Confucius say at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (5xuJ/)

    300 261 "We control the Margins, these are the Outler Limits."
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    I remember un-fondly the little knobs on the back of the black and white TV that you had to fiddle with to keep margin in line, as well as the one that kept flipping the screen up or down.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL)

    301 So I’m at the airport and in the time it took me to get through security the margins were fixed, blown again and then re-fixed. Hamsters are busy this morning!

    Security lines extremely short. TSA workers pleasant!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (OW907)

    302 Pakistan is not to be trusted, ever. They don't like Iran or anyone else and are always playing all sides for their own advantage.
    Lady I know wmis an Indian from Suriname who said " never trust a Paki , shake your hand with one hand, stick a knife in your back with the other"

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (19SAM)

    303 I'd like to nominate Kurt Slichter for attorney general.

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (/TlUl)

    304 So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    And the thread becomes about Hasan Piker. Shocking.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:16 AM (2GVsD)

    305 Suddenly I’m feeling very centered!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (OW907)

    306 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

    307 "Do these margins make me look fat?"
    -- AoSHQ


    Birdbath status: just refilled, still being enjoyed by the local bluejays, spotted towees, robins, junkos, chicadees and more!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)

    308 Somebody got into the brown acid.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)

    309 The formatting issues in this post are at almost Ace levels. JJ and CBD have launched a coup.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

    310 Somebody got into the brown acid."

    Smoked?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

    311 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)

    312 @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)



    Like Ray said, assholes exist because you let them.

    Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    313 > Combat Survivor Evader Locator (CSEL). 'Murican technology!
    --------
    SatCom

    Nothing small about them. The original Iridium satphone was pretty big because of the antenna and related stuff to make it work.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (AkEZC)

    314 219 Danke schön CBD."

    I thought that was Wayne Newton...
    ------------
    I thought it was Ferris Bueller.

    Posted by: pudinhead at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (n17eQ)

    315 "Formatting wars, begun they have." - Yoda on the margins.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)

    316 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins."

    As long as it's not an ottoman...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

    317 Dude. This is why I’m never here in the morning. Jeepers. Are y’all always stuck in the middle?

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (A5RD0)

    318 Octapus porn is next up here at AOS. That'll really blow the margins.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:18 AM (T0ulU)




    Don't tease me.......

    Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

    319 I like how the left has to be pretend outraged at Trump using "fuckin'" or that he said "praise be to allah" on Easter.

    What none of them can say, and all of them pretend to not understand, is that "praise be to allah" translated to American is "fuck your puny fake-ass homo god--he didn't do shit, can't do shit, 'cause he is shit. Just like you."

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)

    320 DM banging on about Vance staying up all night to stop the war and get a peace deal. Such bullshit from the ummah in Londonistan

    Posted by: night lifted at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (kJmLc)

    321 Like Ray said, assholes exist because you let them.

    Fry basket upside the head and dat bish stops."

    This. Some faces just need a good punch.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

    322 174 Experimental Russian stuff?

    KISS. It was a golden BB moment.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 08:55 AM (2GVsD)

    Yup.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (g8Ew8)

    323 I'm seeing things here today. Centrist things. Wide things. Stuff I've never seen before.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (T0ulU)

    324 304 So, a commie nepo baby, basically.

    And the thread becomes about Hasan Piker. Shocking.
    Posted by: Anna Puma

    !!! (whimpers, cowers on bed)

    Posted by: Kaya at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (JCZqz)

    325 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger

    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)


    Something fatigue is a real thing.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

    326 Nurse

    wait until the margins reset to Extra Wide, again.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)

    327 Can someone explain why the comments keep getting fucked harder than raimando's mom on payday?

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (lZt8q)

    328 Dude. This is why I’m never here in the morning. Jeepers. Are y’all always stuck in the middle?

    Clowns to left, jokers to the right....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

    329 Especially on a cell phone.
    Posted by: rickb223

    Whispers: "Use a laptop instead of a stupid phone".
    Posted by: Confucius


    Can't.
    Work has blocked AoSHQ.
    Their laptop, their rules.
    My phone, my rules.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (U7QMZ)

    330 Something fatigue is a real thing.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)



    something something monkey something something something jungle.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

    331 A wfulm "first partner" Newsom's wife has never lived out of CA , and will take her kids on a trip to see the awful racist, bullying rednecks in the South and Midwest. These are Thomas Sowell's comments ( I think from the "Vision of The Anointed" but it might be from one of his other books):

    "The real motives of liberals have nothing to do with the welfare of other people. Instead, they have two related goals - to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of common people, and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."

    -Thomas Sowell

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)

    332
    The Internet's always been an Insanity Generator.

    But, now it's more efficient.

    https://tinyurl.com/4fnp8vjv

    Progress!


    Via Insty.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (iJfKG)

    333 aw c'mon man

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

    334 Can someone explain why the comments keep getting fucked harder than raimando's mom on payday?"

    Well, when mommy COB and daddy COB love ... tequila very much....

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

    335 End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    All over some onions in her burger
    https://tinyurl.com/2e2mrpeb
    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

    It is confused as it does not understand how the food is made and it responds with violence due to low IQ fight or flee behavior.

    Posted by: Dr. Frazier Crane at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (3vrM2)

    336 331-typo " Awful" first partner

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Nx5jP)

    337 The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (OW907)

    338 This is doing more harm than good. We need truth-seeking AI, not yes-men in silicon.


    No. We need to nuke AI from orbit, just to be sure.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

    339
    Just for kicks and giggles, behold Thomas Edison's 1901 stag film:

    https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper

    Safe for work.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Y8DZL)

    340 What none of them can say, and all of them pretend to not understand, is that "praise be to allah" translated to American is "fuck your puny fake-ass homo god--he didn't do shit, can't do shit, 'cause he is shit. Just like you."
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)


    As I understand it, according to Islam, everything happens in accordance with the will of Allah. So, all these dead Iranian leaders died because that's what Allah wants. Frankly, fighting against their fate demonstrates a lack of faith. They're apostates.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

    341 and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."


    This is part of it but should be called out as well...and to get as rich as possible doing as little work as possible

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (sKqQm)

    342 I give up.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    343 Of course they're up all night trying to get the deal. You don't scream "GIVE ME MY DEAL RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU BITCH," unless you really want the deal.

    Whether they get that deal is up to them. We want it. If they don't, so be it.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

    344 something something monkey something something something jungle.......
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune
    So let's bungle in the jungle?

    Posted by: Jethro Tull at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

    345 Middle of the road is trying to find me
    I'm standing in the middle of life with my plans behind me
    Well, I got a smile for everyone I meet
    As long as you don't try dragging my bay
    Or dropping the bomb on my street

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (ZxPkt)

    346 Actually, that was an easy fix!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    347 The longer you stay
    The more you pay
    My WIDE lines go a long way
    Either up your nose
    Or through your vein
    With nothin' to gain, except killin' your brain
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    Freeze
    Rock
    (Blow)
    (Ahhh) Higher, baby
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby
    (Ahhh) Get higher, baby
    And don't ever come down

    Posted by: Grandmaster Flash at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)

    348 Oh noes!

    CBD has thrown in the towel. Where is Pixy-misa?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (2GVsD)

    349 I give up."

    And just like that...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

    350 Next up: everything in CYRILLIC!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)

    351 Given our current format I’ll just put this right here:

    https://youtu.be/ofs_GyQXJ9k

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (OW907)

    352 Huzzah!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)

    353 From “weeks away” to “no threat at all” — what changed?When the Iran Threat Vanished Overnight

    Link broken

    Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)

    354 Eris

    I am holding out hope for flashing fonts.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (2GVsD)

    355 And for our next trick!

    UPSIDE DOWN!

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b)

    356 Actually, that was an easy fix!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


    LOL.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 09:24 AM (U7QMZ)

    357 something something monkey something something something jungle.......
    ---
    I had to recently explain to someone, watching a video of one chimping out on some white girl, who lamented "why doesn't she hit back?!":

    While you see her hitting that girl, what you don't see is the pack of black girls behind her, and likely a few boys, who will instantly jump in and start beating on her if she dares swing back.

    It's a humiliation ritual of power.
    And the whole tribe will join to ensure the other tribe is humiliated.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (HXT0k)

    358 bear with asymmetrical balls

    Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)

    359 342 I give up.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:23 AM (n9ltV)

    All is vanity.

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (lZt8q)

    360 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely.

    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (qgHp7)

    361 I have never commented on a work machine. One Party-loyal IT guy, and you're cooked.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

    362 Link broken"

    Attempt no fixes here.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)

    363 CBD will be doing YouTube videos of "simple hacks."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

    364 Many precede and many will follow
    A young girl's dreams no longer hollow
    It takes the shape of a place out West
    But what it holds for her, she hasn't yet guessed

    She needs wide open spaces
    Room to make her big mistakes
    She needs new faces
    She knows the high stakes

    Posted by: Dixie Chunks at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql)

    365 Anna Puma

    Ah, those glorious days of marching texts and blinking margins.

    Gone, like tears in the rain.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (u82oZ)

    366 "The real motives of liberals have nothing to do with the welfare of other people. Instead, they have two related goals - to establish themselves as morally and intellectually superior to the rather distasteful population of common people, and to gather as much power as possible to tell those distasteful common people
    how they must live their lives."

    -Thomas Sowell
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 09:21 AM (Nx5jP)
    ================
    The lefties are too smug to learn from Sowell.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (T0ulU)

    367 Link broken"

    Attempt no fixes here.
    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)



    Yes. At this point, best well enough left alone.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

    368 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely."

    "I am posting", Tom said woodenly...

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

    369 Just for kicks and giggles, behold Thomas Edison's 1901 stag film:
    https://archive.org/details/TrapezeStripper
    Safe for work.
    Posted by: Auspex

    Hey, the kids think something from the archives is cool, and it's now in public domain!!! Let reboot it, but make her a trans black woman, who leaps from the trapeze and beats up the old white men exploiting her!!!

    Posted by: Hollywood Execs at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (JCZqz)

    370 Just nuke the link from orbit

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

    371 At ZH a "Tyler" has posted an article suggesting the jooos are trying to frame the IGRC with false flag attacks against temples and banks across Europe: https://tinyurl.com/y4wpmtkp

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (cWLG3)

    372 Actually, that was an easy fix!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


    Just want to take this opportunity to point out that we've had neither boxes in boxes nor blue comment text yet this morning.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

    373 >ELIMINATED: Majid Khademi, the Head of Intelligence of the IRGC.

    Khademi was one of the IRGC’s most senior commanders and had accumulated extensive experience over many years.
    ----

    not quite enough, it would seem

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

    374 198 New data from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shows that 75 percent of defendants in Fairfax County, Virginia, murder trials this year are illegal immigrants.

    And the fun part is that once redistricting passes, every Congressional district in Virginia (save one) will be governed by the voters in Fairfax County.
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 08:58 AM (FmapG)

    Fairfax County would run 5 out of 11. Which is still ridiculous, but lets' keep it factual here.

    I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)

    375 Trump hasn't changed. 2013:

    https://tinyurl.com/5czj82ha

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (5UTWB)

    376 >>CBD will be doing YouTube videos of "simple hacks."


    LOL!
    Love the ones that are like: Here's a toothpaste hack - squeeze it from the BOTTOM! Genius!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (Suwql)

    377 337 The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious

    I loved that clip of Marco speaking at the meeting of Latin American Leaders, where he tells Trump he's going to repeat his remarks in Spanish and he doesn't need the interpreter.
    Add yet another job for Marco: He's his own interpreter.

    Posted by: Delurker at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (gtcuf)

    378 Wonder if Israel would go along with the cease fire ?

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (FtULh)

    379 "I think I'm getting whiplash!" Tom said snidely.
    Posted by: muldoon at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM


    ISWYDT.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)

    380 After a crash course, the Iranian government still has not mastered the art of "how not to be seen."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (2GVsD)

    381 Just want to take this opportunity to point out that we've had neither boxes in boxes nor blue comment text yet this morning."

    Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)

    382
    ISWYDT.
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (bFu5X)



    And you know who's really in their 29s,

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

    383 I was in a thread with about 190 comments and now I reenter and there’s around 380…. Mind blown

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)

    384 Mind blown
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (OW907)



    Don't give J J any new ideas.........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

    385 Are Solemani's niece and her skanky daughter deported yet?

    Rubio needs to send ALL the babies of America-hating tyrants back home.

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)

    386 And you know who's really in their 29s,
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:29 AM


    Guilty.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

    387 Ok....Now they're just f*cking with us.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    388 I was in a thread with about 190 comments and now I reenter and there’s around 380…. Mind blown"

    Smart Military Blog, this is.

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

    389 And here we go, ze boxes

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2GVsD)

    390 Just can't leave well enough alone, can we now?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)


    I had to do it.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (n9ltV)

    391 Love the new graphic up top.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

    392 You gotta be joking me.

    Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (lZt8q)

    393 Wait, whut?! First the margins, now they grays have taken control?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (bFu5X)

    394 We're grays, man. We're greys.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

    395 I had a thing for Penelope Pitstop.

    Posted by: Wacky Willy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (oftw2)

    396 Heh.

    What, no sanskrit font?

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

    397 >>The Marco with many jobs memes still crack me up. I saw one over the weekend with Marco dressed in a Bondi dress as he’s now added AG to his portfolio. Hilarious



    Yes!
    ANd dressed as an astronaut holding a plunger.

    Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

    398 Someone decided to spice things up, this AM.

    Posted by: XTC at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (FpHTM)

    399 Now they're just f*cking with us.

    Are you a bear in the woods or just Leonardo DiCr@pio?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

    400 I'm hoping the latest change is just CBD yanking everyone's chain.

    Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (kvcnI)

    401 I had to do it.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 06, 2026 09:30 AM


    Happy Monday!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

    402 Is April 6th the new April Fools Day?

    Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

    403 Just another manic (and suddenly gray) Monday

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (OW907)

    404 It's a little early to be drinking

    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

    405 "Reid Wiseman told his two daughters where to find his will before he got on this rocket."

    https://tinyurl.com/37fhkn63

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (T0ulU)

    406 Art is up. Looks normal-ish.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

    407 It's a little early to be drinking
    Posted by: Don Black at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)



    Can't drink all day if you don't start early.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

    408 Define 'normal.'

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

    409 404 It's a little early to be drinking"

    404 = "drink not found"

    Posted by: man at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (XuXeR)

    410 Fairfax County would run 5 out of 11. Which is still ridiculous, but lets' keep it factual here.

    I mean, we still do have Richmond in the state, which carries the D...and usually the Charlottesville area (UVA land) that carries another...and of course, Arlington carrying its own always...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 06, 2026 09:27 AM (tOcjL)

    It was my understanding that pieces of Fairfax would be in every district but one.

    Thanks.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 06, 2026 09:32 AM (FmapG)

    411
    No time limitations on Bloody Marys.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)

    412 Stupid animals just knocked over the garbage can and our garbage is all over the street. ... And I'm not talking about you people, either.~!!

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 09:35 AM (diia5)

    413 Russia Providing Intelligence to Iran on American Bases in Middle East

    Providing intelligence to a terrorist state. Say, wouldn't it be a shame of the Chechnyan rebels all of a sudden had intel on vulnerabilities of Russian military installations there? I'm sure Russia would be more than flummoxed if that happened. Dangerous game to play, Vlady. Go F*ck yourself.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ynpvh)

    414 It's a little early to be drinking

    Not if you identify as being in a different time zone.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 09:54 AM (NR6c1)

    415 @413 The Chechnyans are fighting for the Russian army now.

    Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (cWLG3)

    416 415 @413 The Chechnyans are fighting for the Russian army now.

    Posted by: Bigfoot at April 06, 2026 10:06 AM (cWLG3)

    Well, the article mentions Ukraine, so I guess with them, or any other group that's a thorn in Vladi's ass.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

    417 75% of Murder Defendants in This County Are Illegal Immigrants.

    It's because Virginia is Racissst!!!Eleventy! Just like they were to blacks the last two centuries!

    /sarc

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:13 AM (ynpvh)

    418 Header picture is appropriate. "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 10:14 AM (O7YUW)

    419 Canada Going On Gun-Grabbing Spree...
    “Minister, the declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5 percent of the estimated two million effected firearms have been declared and 98 percent [of] firearms owners haven’t made a declaration,”


    And this is when we find out how many will say they couldn't collect any and how many end up in body bags...
    I'm sure most people will just say they lost them in a boating accident...
    Why, Canada, won't you send your own Gestapo to do the deed, eh?

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (ynpvh)

    420 Good morning, all. Thanks, J.J. 🙏

    How about the Obama/Easter Bunny meme posted in time for the Western Easter celebration?

    >Democrats
    @TheDemocrats
    Better times at the White House.
    (The Easter Bunny and former President Obama, both facing away from the camera.)
    10:15 AM · Apr 4, 2026 3.3M Views

    >Then, Fox News, Joe Biden
    'Democrats face backlash for leaving Biden out of Easter 'better times' post' Xusers quested why former President Joe Biden was not referenced in a Democratic Party Easter post about the White House, as criticism mounts in the replies.

    >But also this: National ToDay
    Washington Today 'By the People, for the People' 5 Apr 2026, 'Democrats Face Backlash for Leaving Biden Out of Easter 'Better Times' Post' The party's social media post featuring Obama sparked criticism for omitting the current president.

    In part, "Social media users questioned why the party appeared to invoke nostalgia for the Obama White House while bypassing Biden's presidency altogether.

    Why It Matters
    The post drew attention for omitting Biden, despite the Democratic Party's past public support for the current president. The reaction follows a similar controversy

    Continued -

    Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

    421 involving Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom's press office, which was criticized for a message that encouraged users to repost "if you miss having a President with a functioning brain," alongside an image of Obama."

    ALWAYS engaging in nonsense during specific religious holidays.
    'Current' president, Biden?
    What is Washington Today 'By the People, For the People' News?
    Fortheppl dot org?

    BTW, Roll Call dot com, Jan. 30, 2013: Obama: ‘I Am Not a King’ on Deportation Policy

    "President Barack Obama demurred Wednesday when asked on Spanish-language television whether he would consider a moratorium on deportations of undocumented people without a criminal record.

    “I think it’s important to remind everybody that, what I’ve said previously, I am not a king, I am head of the executive branch of government,” Obama said in an interview with Univision. “I am required to follow the law, and that is what we’ve done.”
    ---
    How dare millions here & in other countries hold 'No Kings' marches with CURRENT President Trump & his administration as the target when the Obama administration has NEVER PEACEFULLY TRANSITIONED OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE. (Emphasis mine.)

    --
    Good day 🤗

    Posted by: L - No nic.... at April 06, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

    422 Ceasefire only if all IRGC turn themselves in to an Iranian civil authority designated by the US as a transitional government.

    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 06, 2026 10:19 AM (y2f7I)

    423 “Canadian officials swore up and down that their so-called ‘common-sense’ gun grab was only about public safety. We told you exactly where this was headed: mandatory registration and mass confiscation,” NRA Director of Public Affairs Justin Davis said in a statement posted on X. “This should not be a surprise; the endgame for all gun-grabbers is always gun confiscation-every single time. Americans should take note that once they start down this road, they never stop at ‘reasonable’ restrictions. They keep coming until your rights are gone.”

    Always. This is what ALWAYS happens. They don't want safety, they want the Gov't to have all the power, which is antithetical to our Constitution.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:22 AM (ynpvh)

    424 100% of clickbait headlines use “this”.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

    425 424 100% of clickbait headlines use “this”.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 06, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)

    100% of days end in day.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:57 AM (ynpvh)

    426 and Easter is NOT a day.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

    Daily News Stuff 6 April 2026

    Top Story



    Tech News

    • Apple continues to roll out device-level age verification. (9to5Mac)

      First Britain, now Singapore and South Korea. Though they do use the age of your Apple / iTunes account to calculate that, and mine is at least 14 years old, and you have to be 13 to have an Apple account, making me 27.

      Good to know.

      Also, this is only if you want to download "mature content" through Apple services, and why the hell would anyone do that?


    • Apple has just approved drivers to let users attach external GPUs to Macs. (Tom's Hardware)

      Given that there are now zero Macs that support internal GPUs, this is kind of a big deal.

      Because the alternative would be to just install the driver without Apple's approval.


    • Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold. (Jeffrey Snover)

      Charles Petzold wrote the seminal book Programming Windows.

      In 1988.


    • The XFX Swift Radeon RX 9060 XT OC Gaming Edition is $460 on Amazon. (WCCFTech)

      That's a 16GB model, so the MSRP is $350. Given the clusterfrog of current hardware prices, that might not seem too bad.

      But in Australia right now, you can pick up that exact model on Amazon for the equivalent of $310 before tax. I have to pay that tax (10% GST), but you don't.

      Not sure if you can order from Amazon Australia in the US, or if it just laughs in your face and redirects you.


    Musical Interlude






    Disclaimer: Yes, that's precisely what it's about.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Morning all

    Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 04:04 AM (lJ0H4)

    2 😻

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 04:07 AM (7fNaw)

    3 Morning!

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 06, 2026 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

    4 w00t

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:08 AM (fNISR)

    5 Mornin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 04:09 AM (sAmhv)

    6 Guten morgen, horde.

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 04:09 AM (7fNaw)

    7 1 Morning all
    Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2026 04:04 AM (lJ0H4)

    It's Tuna-time!

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:12 AM (fNISR)

    8 Artemis II Orion Integrity is 32,600 or so miles from the moon.

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:16 AM (fNISR)

    9 The Masters is on this week!

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

    10 NASA’s Artemis II Daily News Conference (April 5, 2026) (1 hour)

    https://tinyurl.com/4smetay8

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:31 AM (fNISR)

    11 Flying the airlines this morning.

    CID-DFW-BOI.

    5:05 AM departure.

    Paranoia about oversleeping gets me up an hour ealier than planned, at 1AM.

    To my surprise, gas stations around these parts are actually closed at 2AM.

    TSA doesn't open for 'business' till 0400.

    Oh well, ahead of schedule, way better than the alternative.

    Have a Blessed Day, everybody!

    Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 06, 2026 04:34 AM (Ww5zr)

    12 11 Oh well, ahead of schedule, way better than the alternative.

    Have a Blessed Day, everybody!
    Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 06, 2026 04:34 AM (Ww5zr)

    WAAAY better!

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:36 AM (fNISR)

    13 covfefe

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:53 AM (fNISR)

    14 Man writes on God's forgiveness and Exodus 32:15-24 in this Christian devotional from ""Our Daily Bread":

    https://tinyurl.com/4e8bkdsv

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 04:59 AM (rZCVI)

    15 Dolly Parton sings an Easter hymn, "He's alive":

    https://tinyurl.com/yu9xusmh

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:01 AM (rZCVI)

    16 And in yesterday's "God incident " when I ask God to show me something of His grace and glory and goodness, I saw a white tree that looked just like a heart shape and it had beautiful white flowers. Also there was a lady talking to one of the workers at the look convenience store and was telling her she was praying for her ( The worker has cancer) . She mentioned that she would ask her family to pray because they are pastors. We had a nice conversation about that.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:08 AM (rZCVI)

    17 I am thankful to the Lord that dear spouse is off today so we can take a nice walk together.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:09 AM (rZCVI)

    18 I miss 3D buttons. The flat look is aesthetically sleek, but I think it's a worse UI from an intuitive cognitive-functional perspective. So why is that one sketchy fad the one that stuck around, and never got renounced by the next batch of developers?

    Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 05:11 AM (Sy6m/)

    19 G'Day everyone
    Forgot to put on alarm because Friday

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

    20 >>Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold.

    Buy a Mac, install Parallels, install Win 11, install your Windows apps, enter coherence mode, hit command space bar and type in the name of any app or file you want to interact with in Widows, done.

    You never have to interact wiith windows shitty gui ever again.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:12 AM (XV/Pl)

    21
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 05:21 AM (tljrc)

    22
    Good morning, Hordians.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 05:35 AM (tgvbd)

    23 Good morning, everyone! It was a wonderful Easter despite having to take my dog to the vet's the day before. Had a meal at the mother-in-law's house and chatted with my mom when I got home.

    And now I'm back at work. At least I have coffee.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 05:38 AM (NR6c1)

    24 And another bit from "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade, the 17th and 18th century Jesuit, from the Paraclete Press:

    Onward, my soul, through weariness, sickness, times of dryness, flares of temper, weaknesses of mind, the snares of the devil and of other people, through suspicions, jealousies, evil imaginations,and prejudices ! Let us soar like the eagle above all these clouds with eyes on the sun and on its rays of light , which represent our obligations. Doubtless we may feel these trials. It is not for us to be insensitive to them, but let us remember our life is not a life of feeling. Let us live on the higher regions of the soul where God and his will form an eternity, where there is no variation or shadow due to change.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:39 AM (Nx5jP)

    25 I was just through the Dallas area last week (all business, no time for fun). Security at PHL took all of ten minutes. DFW took literally less than a minute. They were just opening up when i got there, and only a handful of people ahead of me.

    I was expecting a debacle, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 06, 2026 05:41 AM (Ot/FD)

    26 Happy-ish Monday morning ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 06, 2026 05:45 AM (3ZUWJ)

    27 Evening and morning, satellites of the vast AoSHQ Empire!

    Monday. Okay. It's Monday. But:

    "Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

    28 And Good Night to the insomniacs ...

    Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 06, 2026 05:46 AM (3ZUWJ)

    29 Anyway! It's raining lightly here, which I did not expect when I went to bed last night. On the good side? It's 63 instead of the 73 it's been recently. The temps will go back up shortly, of course, but it's a nice change.

    What's up with you this Monday?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

    30 Rabbis daughter from The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews ( She lives in Israel) writes on "Blessings from the heart" and Leviticus 9:22:

    https://tinyurl.com/3j592fcd

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 05:51 AM (7RYym)

    31 BOING!

    Whoa! Monkees vid woke up some dormant neurons.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 06, 2026 05:52 AM (5UTWB)

    32 “ “I am the good shepherd; I know my sheep and my sheep know me— just as the Father knows me and I know the Father—and I lay down my life for the sheep. “

    John 10;14-15

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 06, 2026 05:57 AM (E24OL)

    33 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at April 06, 2026 05:58 AM (bQ4nt)

    34 People dismissed the Monkees out of hand in 1966, I guess. But their comic routines set to music have since been compared to the work of the Marx Brothers, and hailed as proto-music videos. Without knowing it they were prefiguring MTV 14-15 years early. They may well have been copying Groucho, Harpo, et al. -- nothing wrong with that -- but they did some pioneering as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

    35 Birdbath status?

    Posted by: Just Wondering at April 06, 2026 06:01 AM (2Ez/1)

    36 The "Ace" Channel (American Classic Entertainment) was showing an episode of the 1950s Mike Hammer w/ Darren McGavin. The problem with the channel so far is that they clip off the credits at the end. They don't even run them at high speed in that tiny little window over the last scene, which is infuriating enough, but just chop straight from one show to the next, or to an infomercial.

    Movies! is far better in the way it treats the material, and it's closed-captioned as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

    37 Thanks Pixy, love the Monkees

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (kGX7z)

    38 Still here and coffee isn't getting me motivated

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (Ia/+0)

    39
    Maybe they're false-flag rage-bait bot posts, but I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success.

    During the battle of Crete in 1941, British Army commanders were concerned about losses of ships involved in the evacuation of troops. Admiral Sir Andrew Cunningham, the Royal Navy commander replied, "It takes the Navy three years to build a ship. It will take three hundred years to build a new tradition. The evacuation will continue."

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (tgvbd)

    40 I have no nostalgia for the Monkeys, yet certainly watched them as a kid

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:07 AM (Ia/+0)

    41 Was hit by a tough cold yesterday. Hope today is an improvement!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:08 AM (kGX7z)

    42 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    Rejoinder: I'll meet you at the station.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 06:09 AM (GDFK9)

    43 but I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success.

    Best response I saw on Twitter was from Stocking Mill Coffee:

    "Wait until all the Europeans who are incredulouspoasting about the material we’re willing to lose to save a single American learn how many European lives we’re willing to lose to save a single American"

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:10 AM (NR6c1)

    44
    Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold. (Jeffrey Snover)


    Sure they have!

    Create a shitty interface experience for users by introducing intrusive apps that insist upon themselves (e.g. Clippy) or "upgrade" the users' browser experience by "re-imagining" their web browser (and insisting, as often as possible, that it be used).

    Having been rebuffed in such subtle approaches, bundle all the ca-ca ware into an O/S upgrade and insist that the user smear that feces all over the user experience. And if the user refuses to "complete the install", as they term it, come back on a regular basis to remind them to do so.

    It all comes vack to MSFT's credo: "You're just a user (rhymes with loser) who cannot be allowed to say 'no'"

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:11 AM (xG4kz)

    45 "Wait until all the Europeans who are incredulouspoasting about the material we’re willing to lose to save a single American learn how many European lives we’re willing to lose to save a single American"
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:10 AM (NR6c1)
    -----------------
    Brilliant.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:13 AM (kGX7z)

    46 Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:08 AM (kGX7z)

    May the Lord give you healing soon.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:14 AM (ix8EF)

    47
    I've seen some X-ish memes asking whether losing a lot of equipment to rescue a pilot was really a great success


    We recover our own who are defending our freedoms. You abandon your own, in your own countries, to foreign invaders who are quite clear that they intend to quash such freedoms.

    Now, go get your shinebox, Euroweenies.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (xG4kz)

    48 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:06 AM (tgvbd)

    Thanks; That's a nice account.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (ix8EF)

    49 35 Birdbath status?
    Posted by: Just Wondering



    Birdbath opened for The Monkees once. Never got big. America wasn't ready for a jazz band that used kazoos.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:15 AM (sAmhv)

    50 The rescue made my Easter a brighter, happier day. What a great thing to see that man come home safely. Thanks to all the Iranians who blocked roads to prevent the mullahs from capturing him.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:16 AM (kGX7z)

    51 Clear, very little wind but cool out
    Have a great day horde

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 06:18 AM (Ia/+0)

    52
    I'm 29 enough to remember when all the "experts" and "public intellectuals" said that the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere and we just had to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with them. Stupid ol' Ronald Reagan didn't agree with that and 10 years later the Soviets were out of business.

    Now we have recently had "experts" and "public intellectuals" saying that Iran is a regional power and they're just too big to do anything about and we just have to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with that. Stupid ol' Donald Trump didn't agree with that and the mullahs are being shown the door.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:25 AM (tgvbd)

    53
    Birdbath status?
    Posted by: Just Wondering


    The birdbath here at Casa de KvC is in the midst of hosting an el swanko birdbath with scented petals that dropped from our Flowering Magnolia scattered upon its waters. That'll last for another week.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:26 AM (xG4kz)

    54 Very satisfying series win over the Cubbies yesterday for your Cleveland First Peoples. Don't tell grammie, she needs to hear only good things in her recovery

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 06:28 AM (+PwsD)

    55 The Pittsburgh Pirates have won 5 straight and swept the Orioles this weekend.

    I will NOT buy those WS tickets but they do look pretty good right now.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:30 AM (sAmhv)

    56 What's up with you this Monday?
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

    Spouse and I are going to get a coffee and see if they have any flowers blooming in the gardens of the local institution of higher learning. Later today we will go see "A Great Awakening". a "Sight and Sound" movie ( They usually do shows based on Biblical stories) about the friendship of George Whitefield, the 18th century English evangelist and Benjamin Franklin.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 06:33 AM (rZCVI)

    57 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 36 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of about 48 predicted.

    I'm up to do some work on my new book. After that is a trip north to NH to a place called Squamscot Beverages, where they make their own tonic* (including sarsparilla). Sadly, the couple that own the business are selling it, so this may be my last batch.

    *you call it soda or pop. I call it tonic.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:33 AM (ufSfZ)

    58
    Cleveland First Peoples


    Hah!

    Pittsburgh Seagoing Persons of Plunder is next.

    Sure, the hometown fans' cheers will have to be revamped, but it'll be worth all the goodwill that will spring up in this country's nests of pirates, like Minneapolis and Los Angeles.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:34 AM (xG4kz)

    59 MacBook Sky update. Runs very smoothly and its nice to be able to have it sit on my lap and not feel like its burning a hole through me. My other laptops run pretty hot and I usually have them sit on top of something (book or magazine). I don't have to do that with this MacBook. I have an adapter coming in today via Amazon so I can attach some of my external HDs to it. I do like that it's very light. 2-3 pounds.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 06:34 AM (sAmhv)

    60 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    I'll have complete details on the Sunday Book Thread, but anyone interested can probably get the 411 with a quick search/

    Hope you all have a lovely day.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (ufSfZ)

    61
    Thanks to my work this weekend, I have now qualified for the Most Useless Credential in the World. I took the course, passed the test and did the trials to become an AKC Certified Steward for conformation shows. Which is something I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)

    62
    Hope you all have a lovely day.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (ufSfZ)


    Hey, MP4! I saw you got a plug from Sarah Hoyt at Insty. Well done, well done, sir!

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:37 AM (tgvbd)

    63 I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:36 AM (tgvbd)
    -----------
    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 06, 2026 06:38 AM (GDFK9)

    64
    I took the course, passed the test and did the trials to become an AKC Certified Steward for conformation shows. Which is something I've been doing for 30+ years but now I get a shiny badge and a decoder ring to acknowledge it.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


    Congrats and all that, but you ought to insisted upon a dental plan sweetener to go along with such a high honor.

    And that decoder is rigged. Every message decodes to "Buy more doggie treats".

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:41 AM (xG4kz)

    65 G'mornin' everyone!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 06:43 AM (MIIRH)

    66 I'm 29 enough to remember when all the "experts" and "public intellectuals" said that the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere and we just had to learn how to accommodate ourselves to live with them.

    I also remember the crying when the Berlin Wall came down. It was wonderful.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 06:44 AM (NR6c1)

    67
    I'll tell you why I really, really loathe the whole daylight savings time hogwash. It's because this household's Portuguese Water Dog refuses to acknowledge that anything has changed.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (xG4kz)

    68 Good morning all.

    Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (S+2Xo)

    69 Good morning morons

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

    70 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    I'll have complete details on the Sunday Book Thread, but anyone interested can probably get the 411 with a quick search/

    Hope you all have a lovely day.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026


    ***
    My best choice for that hasn't been self-published yet. They also have an Annual Writing Competition for short stories -- Early Bird deadline 5/4, regular deadline 6/1 -- but the word limit is 4000, and my best stories come in around 5000. I'll have to see if I have a really good one that is close to 4k.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

    71
    I'll tell you why I really, really loathe the whole daylight savings time hogwash. It's because this household's Portuguese Water Dog refuses to acknowledge that anything has changed.
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:46 AM (xG4kz)


    The switch back from Daylight to Standard is the worst. Diana lets me know in no uncertain terms that her dinner is an hour late and she is wasting away as an emaciated wreck even though she has a full bucket of kibble available.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 06:53 AM (tgvbd)

    72 71, that seems to be a universal feature in the canine world

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 06, 2026 07:00 AM (MIIRH)

    73 Eh, dogs get fed at 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. during DST, 5 a.m. and 5 p.m. during CST.

    Speaking of which, time to feed the dogs.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (Y1sOo)

    74 mornin yall. I see that Trump wants to get us out of the North Antarctic Treaty Organization. Good. We don't need those damn penguins anyway.

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

    75 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    Guess I won't be entering. You have to send a physical printed book and mine's nowhere near being published.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:01 AM (1Ff7Z)

    76 A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.
    *
    Guess I won't be entering. You have to send a physical printed book and mine's nowhere near being published.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026


    ***
    The implication, too (though I need to reread the rules), is that the work has to have been offered for sale as well.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

    77 Yonder Horde.

    The weekly chore of cutting grass has commenced. Saturday I regraded the driveway after the winter took its toll on it. That'll have to come off before any mowing. Looks a bit frosty out there right now...

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 07:05 AM (AkEZC)

    78
    A note to all Horde writers: Writers' Digest magazine is holding a self-published author contest, with a grand prize of $10K and a chance to pitch to NY agents. The deadline is May 1 and the entry fee $125.

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

    *crosses out irritably*

    "Call me Ishmael."

    *tears up paper angrily*

    "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."

    *stalks from room in a rage*

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (tgvbd)

    79 Time I shaved and showered, I guess. Later!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)

    80 The Dodgers are in the news, telling an 81 year old season ticket holder they refuse to give him paper tickets, only digital versions. He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    What BS.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:07 AM (adwAx)

    81 He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    "If you do something that causes your boss to talk to reporters or the PR Department to miss your nap, you are going to have a Very Bad Day."

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (NR6c1)

    82 I hate how everyone assumes you have a smartphone nowadays. You don't get texts? How do you find the way out of the cave you live in?

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (vFG9F)

    83 Time I shaved and showered, I guess. Later!
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)
    -------
    Fancy! I bet you wear pants too!

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:08 AM (adwAx)

    84 heh. Miss their nap. Darn my lack of editing.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:09 AM (NR6c1)

    85 I hate how everyone assumes you have a smartphone nowadays.

    My mom has been dealing with the VA and Kaiser and she keeps having to explain that she doesn't have a smartphone.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:09 AM (NR6c1)

    86 The implication, too (though I need to reread the rules), is that the work has to have been offered for sale as well.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 06, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

    That I don't know. I did notice their page was filled with women writers and males who looked less than manly. Don't know as they'd like what I write anyway.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

    87 We are going to send you an email with a code to enter when we send you a text so you can log in to our web site but first you have to find all the traffic lights in these pictures.

    Posted by: Customer Service at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

    88
    The Dodgers are in the news, telling an 81 year old season ticket holder they refuse to give him paper tickets, only digital versions. He does not have a smartphone so he cannot use the tickets he owns.

    What BS.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:07 AM (adwAx)


    "Look, we can't accommodate every loser who's not tech savvy. Get with the 21st Century you old coot." - Dodgers ticket office

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2026 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

    89 In local news, one fellow was so excited about Easter he got drunk and crashed into a church.

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:16 AM (vFG9F)

    90 Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. It looks a lot lime the front, I'll bet.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:18 AM (adwAx)

    91 "Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. "

    Moon mooned?

    Posted by: fd at April 06, 2026 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

    92 CBD would tell is that if David Hockney were to paint the moon, he would certainly use the backside view, his favorite in all things.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:22 AM (adwAx)

    93 I did notice their page was filled with women writers and males who looked less than manly. Don't know as they'd like what I write anyway.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:11 AM (1Ff7Z)


    I have no expectation of winning the grand prize or even one of the $1000 consolation prizes. And probably not even an honorable mention. But I might as well try.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (ufSfZ)

    94 89 In local news, one fellow was so excited about Easter he got drunk and crashed into a church.
    Posted by: fd


    You take the sacramental wine during the service!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (NR6c1)

    95 Good morning . Getting ready to start my dental implant in a couple of hours. The initial part. Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 07:25 AM (pDt9x)

    96 Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Good luck.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:27 AM (NR6c1)

    97 96 Probably not as much fun as it sounds.

    Good luck.
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:27 AM (NR6c1)

    Thanks. If it goes well I may do a couple more.

    Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (pDt9x)

    98 I have no expectation of winning the grand prize or even one of the $1000 consolation prizes. And probably not even an honorable mention. But I might as well try.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 07:23 AM (ufSfZ)

    Of course! You've published, and they want a hard copy. All my stuff is unpublished electrons on a page, unwanted by anyone so far.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (1Ff7Z)

    99 Checking Amazon Australia for that XFX Swift RX 9060 XT card... Sort price low to high ... and it's gone. "No featured offers available"

    Figures.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:28 AM (O7YUW)

    100 100

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    101 Because after missing the card, I was claiming the 100. Hmph.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    102 One of the weirder things about the Cold War was the concept of “stability”, the idea of “assured destruction”, that since both Soviets and Americans could destroy each other completely, nobody would actually start a nuclear war.

    It got more complicated from there. Missile defense was regarded as “destabilizing”, because the thinking went the ability to shoot down incoming missiles meant the possibility of a first strike was possible.

    And the same “experts” who publicly denounced missile defense, were making bank as defense contractor consultants - developing missile defense.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:30 AM (dBJdm)

    103 Because after missing the card, I was claiming the 100. Hmph.
    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:29 AM (O7YUW)

    Many happy returns of the day! Wow, one hundred!

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

    104 Sure they have!

    Create a shitty interface experience for users by introducing intrusive apps that insist upon themselves (e.g. Clippy) or "upgrade" the users' browser experience by "re-imagining" their web browser (and insisting, as often as possible, that it be used).

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 06:11 AM (xG4kz)

    Do not forget forcing users to be tracked with an online account just to use their computer, hiding previously known work paths beneath layers on enshittified app store experience, which exists seemingly only for the purpose of having an app store, and forced updates that have worked to brick legion PCs for which the best advice is to format and reinstall, after three fucking decades.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (dK+Kv)

    105 Thanks. If it goes well I may do a couple more.
    Posted by: tubal


    Normally not my idea of a fun time but who am I to question?

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NR6c1)

    106 Normally not my idea of a fun time but who am I to question?
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NR6c1)

    Better to eat with teeth than gums.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:34 AM (1Ff7Z)

    107 One thing about TLI - trans lunar injection - you’ve committed yourself, as far as I know they can’t really turn around and go home. You’re gonna end up one of about 3 ways - either a permanent orbiting satellite around the Sun, or maybe crash into the Moon, or a return trajectory back to Earth. Hopefully the big brains didn’t drop a decimal in their cipherin’. Double check your work carefully

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:35 AM (dBJdm)

    108 One of the weirder things about the Cold War was the concept of “stability”, the idea of “assured destruction”, that since both Soviets and Americans could destroy each other completely, nobody would actually start a nuclear war.

    It got more complicated from there. Missile defense was regarded as “destabilizing”, because the thinking went the ability to shoot down incoming missiles meant the possibility of a first strike was possible.

    And the same “experts” who publicly denounced missile defense, were making bank as defense contractor consultants - developing missile defense.
    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:30 AM (dBJdm)
    ====

    Were you in my Peace Science freshman seminar? Cuz it sounds like you were.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

    109 Better to eat with teeth than gums.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt


    Fair point. I had to go to a surgeon for an extraction a while back and this was the second one he had to do for me.

    "OK, I have some questions for you. Were you in a fight?"
    "No."
    "In a car accident or something like that?"
    "Nope."
    "By any chance, did you have orthodontic work done?"
    "Headgear, neck gear and braces."
    "That's what I'm seeing then."

    (Called mom later to happily say that I had something new to blame her and dad for.)

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (NR6c1)

    110 Best time to buy 128GB of RAM was a year ago. Which I did.

    So my pack of crappy Corsair 32gb with the stupid LED lights was worth it? ( why does RAM need LED lights, Dah Fuq? )

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (diia5)

    111 My most embarrassing PC purchase was a Sony brand PC in 98. But, at least I've never bought an Apple brand of anything, so I feel ok about it.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:38 AM (diia5)

    112
    Meanwhile, NASA is celebrating sending four people up to view the backside of the moon. It looks a lot lime the front, I'll bet.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood


    Space leerers. Or space creeps. Whichever one floats your boat.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:39 AM (xG4kz)

    113 >>Microsoft hasn't had a coherent GUI strategy since Petzold.

    Buy a Mac, install Parallels, install Win 11, install your Windows apps, enter coherence mode, hit command space bar and type in the name of any app or file you want to interact with in Widows, done.

    You never have to interact wiith windows shitty gui ever again.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 05:12 AM (XV/Pl)

    That seems like a lot of work to install a crappy OS on overpriced HW.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:41 AM (dK+Kv)

    114 “Strange Stability” by Ben Wilson, a book I’m reading about Cold War strategy.

    You can see the beginnings of missile defense going back to the 1950s, later iterations - Zeus, I think, didn’t get deployed. And SDI during the Reagan era. Derided as “Star Wars”. All the usual suspects didn’t like missile defense, strangely enough.

    But all that R&D paid off, we’re seeing those investments paying dividends now - with Iranian missiles being launched all over the place.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 07:42 AM (dBJdm)

    115 Fair point. I had to go to a surgeon for an extraction a while back and this was the second one he had to do for me.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 07:36 AM (NR6c1)

    Had a bridge, came unglued. Dentist said they wouldn't reglue it because the molar anchor tooth was cracked. Said I should get three implants. Yeah, no. Can't afford it. Maybe I can replace the molar with an implant then reattach the bridge?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

    116 @44/Krebs v Carnot: { It all comes vack to MSFT's credo: "You're just a user (rhymes with loser) who cannot be allowed to say 'no'" }

    (L)user:

    a) Will generate inane questions to support staff in rapid fire succession wasting everyone's time for as long as the support department allows it. (Management will eventually have to step in and put a stop to this - the "fire the customer that makes you unprofitable" principle.)
    b) Has the IQ of a mushroom.
    c) Can not, or will not learn.
    d) Never reads the manual, especially if directed to.
    e) Should be informed to box up and return their computer for a refund, as they're too stupid to own or operate one.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (O7YUW)

    117 @113

    >> That seems like a lot of work to install a crappy OS on overpriced HW.

    It’s not a lot of work and the hardware is actually underpriced for the performance and duty cycle you will get from your purchase, versus a typical wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (Rfr7K)

    118 The moonie astronauts are using an iPhone 17 to take their photos. I hope NASA had a good marketing agent, because Apple would pay a boatload for this publicity.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 06, 2026 07:44 AM (V6x/S)

    119 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

    120 Always sound advice, NaCly!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM (bFu5X)

    121 Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

    122 Happy Bridge and Power Plant Day!
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 07:50 AM


    So close to Pride Month?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (bFu5X)

    123 Installing windows on a Mac is as simple as two clicks.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (F9+dU)

    124 It’s not a lot of work and the hardware is actually underpriced for the performance and duty cycle you will get from your purchase, versus a typical wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:43 AM (Rfr7K)

    Yeah, it's overpriced for equivalent-spec systems, not just typical wintel, for which it is way overpriced. It's MS's fault for pushing Windows on under-spec hardware, just to claim the typical wintel system footprint. But that's an apple-oranges comparison.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (dK+Kv)

    125 San Franpsycho

    The IRCG want to rule over a burnt-out anthill. As long as they rule.

    End them!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

    126
    An observation on the instructive videos culture, based upon having experienced three such creations dealing with the disgrace that was Edward VIII, later the Duke of Windsor.

    Find a point about your subject. Drone on about it for a minute or so. Use fragments. Of sentences. That was just a preamble. Now, drag back that point and give it a real thorough beating. Hey, look! Different pictures for this go around! Spoiled? Yes, he was. Here's a dozen folks who said that very thing. Here's what they said. Here's how miffed he was that they said it. Oh, boy! More new pictures! Was he a devotee of Hitler? Maaaaaaaybe... Okay, he was. What about "her"? How was it that she ensnared him? Was his posting to The Bahamas during WWII punishment for him? It sure was for "her"! More new pictures! How come a life of hanging with and courting all the swells did not satisfy? Don't know -- bye!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (xG4kz)

    127 The moonie astronauts are using an iPhone 17 to take their photos. I hope NASA had a good marketing agent, because Apple would pay a boatload for this publicity.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood


    Apple has its own hedge fund just to stash its revenue. They don't need advertising.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (diia5)

    128 Where’s JJ?

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 07:55 AM (xT8gx)

    129 Installing windows on a Mac is as simple as two clicks.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 07:53 AM (F9+dU)

    You forgot the clicks where you have to go buy parallels and go buy windows.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 07:56 AM (dK+Kv)

    130 LinusVanPelt

    He's on his way back. After spreading false rumors on where the WSO was. Borrowed ace's time machine, he did.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

    131
    How come we never have a Happy Rockefeller Day?

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 07:58 AM (xG4kz)

    132 You forgot the clicks where you have to go buy parallels and go buy windows.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder,


    And the $2100 of hardware just to prance around to demonstrate you hate the meany, meany, oh so beany PC.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:59 AM (diia5)

    133 Krebs v Carnot:

    Happy Rockefeller Day?

    Happy ending was fatal?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

    134 Has anybody seen the bridge?

    Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

    135 Has anybody seen the bridge?
    Posted by: Supreme Leader Of The Day at April 06, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

    It's in my dresser drawer, just in case I can use it again.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:02 AM (1Ff7Z)

    136 Supreme Leader Of The Day

    For you, we have a bespoke Rainbow Bridge.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

    137 @124

    >> Yeah, it's overpriced for equivalent-spec systems, not just typical wintel, for which it is way overpriced.

    Its not overpriced in the least bit, with the entire package and longevity you will get out of a system, its underpriced.

    You will get at a minimum 7 years of use from your system, average duty cycle of a wintel system is 3-5 years.

    Dude, I’ve been working in Video, film post and broadcast systems integration for over 35 years, I’ve seen a thing or two over that time.

    And the one thing I’ve seen is that on a whole, Apple products have superior build quality and provide a longer service life than comparable wintel products.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (dDGCn)

    138
    Happy Rockefeller Day


    For the young'uns, that was a play on the name of

    Margaretta Large "Happy" Rockefeller (née Fitler, formerly Murphy; June 9, 1926 – May 19, 2015) was a philanthropist who, as the wife of the 41st vice president of the United States, Nelson Rockefeller, served as second lady of the United States from 1974 to 1977.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (xG4kz)

    139 And the $2100 of hardware just to prance around to demonstrate you hate the meany, meany, oh so beany PC.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 07:59 AM (diia5)

    That was the initial point that was attempted to be rebutted by the duty cycle argument compared to low spec typical winter. I get it. You like your purchase.

    To each his own. This is still America.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (dK+Kv)

    140 North American Treaty Organization should be the names as we pay for it.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

    141 Morning all.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (U7QMZ)

    142 Morn' all... NO JJ ?

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2026 08:04 AM (FtULh)

    143 I get it. You like your purchase.

    To each his own. This is still America.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder


    Purchase? Purchase? No, friend, I build them.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (diia5)

    144 Age verification stuff is scary. It is being pushed at state level and fed gov currently. Anonymity will be illegal and discourse will be driven underground, the leviathan has learned from COVID times.

    And, as far as upgrades go, used GPU's from "reputable" sellers is a good place to look. Same with CPU's and motherboards. We are stuck with these high costs for a while, 4k/60-ish with high-ish settings is achievable still with DDR4 and a 6800XT paired with a decent 8 care CPU. All can be found.

    Posted by: GigantorX at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (F2sSv)

    145 No love for me today?

    Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

    146 "The Bridges at Toko Ri". "The Bridge on the River Kwai". "The Smoking Pile of Rubble That used to be a Bridge in Iran".

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (gm9Sb)

    147 Margaretta Large "Happy" Rockefeller (née Fitler, formerly Murphy; June 9, 1926 – May 19, 2015) was a philanthropist who, as the wife of the 41st vice president of the United States, Nelson Rockefeller, served as second lady of the United States from 1974 to 1977.
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:03 AM (xG4kz)

    At 1 time the governors of NY and AR were both Rockefellers.
    Nelson and Winthrop

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

    148 >>>You will get at a minimum 7 years of use from your system, average duty cycle of a wintel system is 3-5 years.

    Again, apples-oranges. My last system spanned Vista-Win 10, about ten years. It's currently a backup NAS, in its 17th (?) year.

    My current Linux-Win 11 VM will likely last the same, unless I decide to run LLMs local.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:08 AM (dK+Kv)

    149 Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
    =====

    Haven't heard that name in a while.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

    150 r hennigantx

    Gone, like tears in the rain.

    Anything left to the Texas Bush dynasty of error?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

    151 It’s becoming more and more clear that Plan A in Iran, which was to pummel them into a negotiated surrender, was a pipe dream, and Plan B, which is to destroy all economic assets until the entire system collapses is now in play.

    And like likely Plan B was the only real plan all along.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

    152 Purchase? Purchase? No, friend, I build them.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:05 AM (diia5)

    Same. That was directed to Bender's post-mac rationalization.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:10 AM (dK+Kv)

    153 Do we know JJ is ok?

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (ZztOS)

    154 Hmmm. I hope JJ is alright.

    CBC led off 8am with Artemis.

    CNN - Iran says no to temporary truce - that wasn't exactly on the table anyways and good luck with that

    FoxNwws - Airman and Iran

    MS Now - SNL jokes and Iran. People are disagreeing with President Trump!!! Also, good luck with that.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b)

    155
    At 1 time the governors of NY and AR were both Rockefellers.
    Nelson and Winthrop
    Posted by: r hennigantx


    So it was they who cleared the way for Shrillary to reverse colonialize New York?

    Deep, deep flow the waters of conspiracy!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (xG4kz)

    156 Anything left to the Texas Bush dynasty of error?
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)]

    Getting rid of John Wayne McCroryn is the wooden stake

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)

    157 And now, from 1973, another episode of Adam 12. .38s, Ithaca shotguns, real fast Plymouths and nobody scared to use them.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (gm9Sb)

    158 Posted by: Megan Marshack at April 06, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)
    =====

    Haven't heard that name in a while.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)


    Didn't she die recently?

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (ufSfZ)

    159 Destroying the economic assets of the regime will hasten any negotiation. The money they have parked everywhere needs to be seized.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (+nEug)

    160 And like likely Plan B was the only real plan all along.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:09 AM (UA2di)

    Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    161 So it was they who cleared the way for Shrillary to reverse colonialize New York?

    Deep, deep flow the waters of conspiracy!
    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:11 AM (xG4kz)

    Nel made something like $100k a year more than the Pres.
    Win $5k or so.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

    162 Last night I burned most of my south prairie. A good, slow burn, with clean margins.

    Is there any interest in seeing a couple of pics on the garden thread?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

    163 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM

    S'up, MP4?

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (bFu5X)

    164
    Megan Marshack


    Golf ball. Garden hose. Say no more!

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:13 AM (xG4kz)

    165 Seriously, who the fuck doesn't just 'purchase' an Apple machine? I'm sitting between two PC with multiple OSs that I routinely restack.

    Purchase? Save that for another Reddit post, amigo.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (diia5)

    166 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

    Did you see an uptick in sales after Sarah Hoyt praised your book?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

    167 I'm beginning to think that the Obama plan for Iran ( giving them pallets of cash) is now being copied by the DNC, which are trying to discredit any attempt to stop Iran. The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.

    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    168 @162/NaCly Dog: Yeah, I'd like to see those, but submit them to next week's Garden Thread so you don't get nailed for posting in old threads.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (O7YUW)

    169 I think the IRGC is effectively running Iran now. They're about as ideologically flexible as your run-of-the-mill American leftist/commie.

    They're not going to surrender. Ever. And they'll go down killing as many of their own citizens as possible.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (AkEZC)

    170 The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.
    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    Seems?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (1Ff7Z)

    171 Rockefeller - The Arkansas governor was jes a good ole boy. Wait, what? How did that happen I wonder. He just shopped around for an opening governor slot?

    Bobby Kennedy was Senator for New York while still living at Hickory Hill, somehow. RHIP

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 06, 2026 08:15 AM (dBJdm)

    172
    Didn't she die recently?
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)


    October 2, 2024

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (xG4kz)

    173 The refresh button...it does nothing!

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (NR6c1)

    174 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    175 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

    As you wish. K.T. is the judge of that. I send them to her.

    Like I sent my pet-adjacent vulture pictures to her. This year, three turkey vulture families were started on my deck railing. So far.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

    176 Wherefore art thou, JJ?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

    177 .
    NOOD

    J.J. Sefton's "The Morning Report" is live.

    NOOD!

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2026 08:17 AM (O7YUW)

    178 NOODlum.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    179 The refresh button...it does nothing!
    Posted by: NR Pax at April 06, 2026 08:16 AM (NR6c1)

    Hee hee. We replaced the refresh button with a shock button attached to leftists. Let's see if any one notices.

    Posted by: Scientists at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

    180
    JJ es nood

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (tljrc)

    181 167 I'm beginning to think that the Obama plan for Iran ( giving them pallets of cash) is now being copied by the DNC, which are trying to discredit any attempt to stop Iran. The DNC seems to have switched allegiance to Iran. Sad.
    Posted by: Chillin the mist at April 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Sv8TC)

    GatewayPundit had an article yesterday saying a Saudi was critisizing Obama for giving Iran $150 billion US dollars, none of which were used for roads...

    His entire bloodline needs adjusting....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:18 AM (Sco7b)

    182 Do you think they'll try to take and secure Kharg and all this now is just negotiations and deception?
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:12 AM (Sco7b)

    Looking at the map, there are 4 small islands in the Straits that have far more strategic importance than Kharg does; those are what I would use the marines for.

    Kharg has economic and political significance, but not much military importance. It can be shut down just by shutting down its supply pipelines. And from a military standpoint, it’d be a terrible thing to get stuck fighting inside a huge refinery, everything around you could blow up at any time.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (UA2di)

    183 It’s not that I like my purchase, I’ve literally installed 1000s of wintel and Mac systems in production environments.

    And Macs are simply a better bang for your buck than a wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (oxbpw)

    184 J.J. Runway 090.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

    185 The Bolsheviks original plan was to crash the Russian economy then would force the revolution They frauded elections to get Bolsheviks representatives.
    History often repeats

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ZztOS)

    186 Thank you Tom.

    I posted your full comment on the new JJ thread because it was interesting, could spark additional thoughts and was appreciated.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 06, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

    187 And Macs are simply a better bang for your buck than a wintel system.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 06, 2026 08:19 AM (oxbpw)

    Demonstrably not true for most environments (else they would populate such environments), but i can see where some environments have a critical mass of enthusiastic supporters who like to think otherwise.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (dK+Kv)

    188 All it took to fix the centering was for me to post Stealers Wheel….

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:25 AM (OW907)

    189 188 - My Stealers Wheel post disappeared! Hamsters playing strange games this AM

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 06, 2026 09:26 AM (OW907)

    190 An online game asked for my birthdate. I gave them January 1, 1900, which was the earliest date they had. I guess I'm still a youngster compared to some folks collecting SS...

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2026 10:23 AM (ynpvh)

    Sunday Overnight Open Thread - April 5, 2026 [Doof]

    GrAGguQXEAA66UN.jpg

    Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Mystery click is for you.

    Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

    ***


    Peeps and Easter go hand in hand. But some of these flavors have gone too far!

    doof-peeps-pickle.jpg

    doof-peeps-hotsuace.jpg

    doof-peeps-tajin.jpg

    doof-peeps-oldbay.jpg

    OK, those aren't real. I wish that last one was, though! There are actually a lot of crazy Peeps flavors that are real. Fruit Punch, Dr. Pepper, ICEE Blue Raspberry. And more!

    12 Easter Peeps Flavors, Ranked Worst To Best


    Not a fan of eating Peeps? They are also good for building stuff. Such as a model of Alex Ovechkin to complement a goal counter.

    doof-ovi-peeps.jpg

    -----

    How about some Horde sourced Easter and adjacent content?

    H/T - Teresa in Fort Worth


    Posted earlier today by Piper

    ***

    Speaking of Piper - It's time for tonight's 'Ette Couture

    -----

    The seersucker suit stands as a quintessential symbol of Southern summer style. Often associated with Easter services, garden parties, and warm-weather rituals, it embodies elegance in the heat.

    IMG_1449-rr.jpg

    The Fabric: Milk and Sugar

    Seersucker derives its name from the Persian words shir o shakar (milk and sugar) referring to the fabric's alternating smooth (milk-like) and bumpy, puckered (sugar-like) stripes. Woven on special looms with varying thread tensions, the puckering creates air pockets that keep the material from clinging to the skin, making it exceptionally cool and comfortable in humid climates. Traditionally made from cotton (sometimes linen or blends), it originated in India and arrived in the West via British colonial trade as early as the 1600s–1700s. Early versions served as durable workwear for factories, railroads, and laborers due to its affordability, washability, and wrinkle-resistant qualities.

    The Haspel Legend

    While the fabric has ancient roots, the modern seersucker suit took shape in early 20th-century America, particularly in New Orleans and the Deep South. Around 1909, Joseph Haspel Sr. of the Haspel Company began producing full suits from the material, aiming to create affordable, practical attire for Southern businessmen enduring sweltering heat and humidity, long before air conditioning. Haspel didn't invent the fabric itself (it was already used for overalls and uniforms), but his company popularized the tailored suit version and turned it into a regional icon. A famous publicity stunt had Haspel wearing one into the sea at a Florida convention; it dried quickly and looked sharp, proving its resilience.

    Haspel suits quickly became ubiquitous across the South. Brooks Brothers helped spread the style northward in the 1920s, but its heart remained below the Mason-Dixon line. The classic blue-and-white (or "hickory") stripe evokes railroad worker origins, while pastel variations (pink, mint, yellow) add playful Southern flair.

    IMG_1450-rr.jpg

    Seersucker and Easter Traditions

    In the American South, seersucker suits mark the unofficial start of warm-weather dressing, often debuting on Easter Sunday. Families attend church in their "Sunday best," with men and boys pairing the suits with bow ties, crisp shirts, and sometimes white bucks or loafers. The lightweight fabric pairs perfectly with the season's themes of renewal and joy, complementing smocked floral dresses for women and girls. This ties directly into broader Southern Easter customs of dressing up to honor faith and family.

    How to Wear a Seersucker Suit Today (2026 Style)

    Seersucker remains timeless yet versatile. Classic rules:

    Full Suit: Pair with a white or light blue oxford shirt, solid or subtle patterned tie (or bow tie for flair), and pocket square. Traditional shoes include black or brown leather oxfords, white bucks, or loafers. Socks are often optional or fun.

    Separates: Modern takes mix the jacket with chinos, jeans, or shorts for casual outings, pair with a polo or open-collar shirt.

    Accessories: Add a straw boater hat, colorful socks, or a boutonnière for Easter or events.

    IMG_1448-rr.jpg

    IMG_1451-rr.jpg

    IMG_1452-rr.jpg

    The seersucker suit is a cultural wink to Southern hospitality, practicality, and joy in the face of heat. It screams (well, drawls) of gentlemanly polish, making it ideal for Easter's spirit of renewal. Whether full suit for church or jacket for brunch, it invites you to stay cool, look sharp, and embrace the season with a bit of puckered charm.

    -----

    Thanks, Piper!

    Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

    ***

    DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition




    ***

    Weekly commenter stats for week of 4-5-2026

    AoSHQ Commenter Statistics:
    Number of posts: 94
    Number of comments: 22419
    Number of unique hashes: 1650

    Top 10 commenters:
    1 [736 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer' [104.50 posts/day]
    2 [418 comments] 'man'
    3 [352 comments] ''
    4 [334 comments] 'runner'
    5 [307 comments] 'Skip'
    6 [304 comments] ' Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _'
    7 [288 comments] 'Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life.'
    8 [274 comments] 'Quarter Twenty '
    9 [236 comments] 'gKWVE'
    10 [233 comments] 'San Franpsycho'

    Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
    1 [173 names] 'Quarter Twenty ' [24.56 unique names/day]
    2 [83 names] 'One of the All-Time Greats'
    3 [68 names] 'Get your mind out the gutter!'
    4 [51 names] 'gKWVE'
    5 [48 names] 'Duncanthrax'
    6 [45 names] 'Count de Monet'
    7 [43 names] 'Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison'
    8 [37 names] 'mikeski'
    9 [36 names] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer'
    10 [30 names] 'mindful webworker - so much for March'


    ***


    Tonight's ONT brought to you by Dino on Easter Sunday

    IMG_63251_59045447469141.jpg


    ***

    Doof Enterprises, LLC hopes would like to thank the fine folks at Mary Sue and Cadbury for elevating the entire Easter Egg game so many years ago.

    Your feedback may or may not be very important to Doof Enterprises. Follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112 or do the email thing – doof2112 at proton dot me.


    Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 First!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:01 PM (2WIwB)

    2 My mind is open.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

    3 1,2,3 - >

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:01 PM (nXhai)

    4 Doof and Piper!!

    Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 05, 2026 10:01 PM (EP7Sw)

    5 So THAT'S why the dinosaurs died out!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)

    6 It's so open, nothing ever stays in it.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

    7 Nice mystery click.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:02 PM (2WIwB)

    8 Probably because I'm getting older.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

    9 Happy Easter!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:03 PM (KQxQb)

    10 I got the teen Dr. Pepper Peeps for Easter. Can't find them. Don't remember where I put them.

    Told you I was old.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

    11 Yo!
    I sooooo want the green and blue striped tie.
    And I don't wear ties all that much anymore.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:04 PM (2WIwB)

    12 Nicely done...DOOF!
    Thanks for Easter commemorate...

    ...

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:04 PM (qox2u)

    13 Doof ...

    ***Spock eyebrow***

    How the hell do you lose to the Rangers 8-1 tonight .

    Posted by: browndog says woof at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (3sXRv)

    14
    4 Doof and Piper!!

    Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right

    There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)

    15 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco! Good stuff.

    Better to be a dino eating peeps than a peeping dino.

    Posted by: TRex - sugar infused dino at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

    16 Jesus is JUST all right.

    Oh yeah.

    Posted by: Doobie Bros at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (hJH5n)

    17 How soon until we get a guest fashion post from Saijo(sp.) featuring cat (or dog) fashions?

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)

    18 Only a matter of time until we have "Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Peeps" the same way we have "Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Jelly Beans."

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (ESVrU)

    19
    *door bangs open*

    I'm back!

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (tgvbd)

    20 Nice mystery click.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:02 PM (2WIwB)


    Thanks. A personal favorite.

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)

    21 Tajin Peeps says it all. Who doesn't want sweet mixed with sour, salt and chili pepper?

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 10:06 PM (rbvCR)

    22 Happy Easter all. I hope everyone had a good day.

    We have a launch very soon.

    SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-35
    SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
    Launch Date: April 5, 2026 (PDT)
    Launch Time: 7:56 p.m. PDT (April 6, 0256 UTC, 04:56 CEST)

    https://youtu.be/MuPWumVxZbk

    Posted by: Joyenz at April 05, 2026 10:06 PM (2F0/Y)

    23 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Dino on Easter Sunday

    Created by Calvin?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

    24 19
    *door bangs open*

    I'm back!
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April

    Wait! We have new rules! Take off your shoes. Grab that kimono.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:07 PM (KQxQb)

    25 Gross flavored Peeps.
    Good to see the first two flavors are Gluten Free!

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 05, 2026 10:07 PM (y171U)

    26 No pickle peeps!

    Going back up to see Piper work🤪!

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:07 PM (qox2u)

    27 *door bangs open*

    I'm back!
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (tgvbd)

    (Brushes off the splinters.) Your planet, welcome!

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:07 PM (S/Y4j)

    28 Nice job, Doof and Piper. IIRC, they's a bunch of seersuckers on this blog.

    Posted by: Suit Yourself at April 05, 2026 10:07 PM (oftw2)

    29
    *picks bra off chandelier in disgust*

    What were you getting up to while I was gone?

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (tgvbd)

    30 17 How soon until we get a guest fashion post from Saijo(sp.) featuring cat (or dog) fashions?
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April

    Isn’t he so adorable you want to scream?

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (KQxQb)

    31 *door bangs open*

    I'm back!
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (tgvbd)


    Hey!
    Shut the damn door!
    Born in a barn???

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

    32 Doof ...

    ***Spock eyebrow***

    How the hell do you lose to the Rangers 8-1 tonight .
    Posted by: browndog says woof at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (3sXRv)


    Because the Caps are mid-tier rebuilders currently. I can't believe they are actually still in the running for the playoffs.

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)

    33 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!

    https://is.gd/dy5zEl

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (ndZc7)

    34 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!

    https://is.gd/dy5zEl
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (ndZc7)

    Ain't really breaking news, you know.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

    35 SOMEONE is buying those damned Peeps.

    Give me the Cadbury Creme Eggs, Caramel Eggs, Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs, and the Cadbury’s mini eggs.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 10:09 PM (hJH5n)

    36 Peeps are disgusting, but make excellent catfish bait. Carp and suckers, too. Stays on the hook well.

    Posted by: Bill Dunce at April 05, 2026 10:09 PM (oftw2)

    37 I am waiting for embroidered ties to make a comeback. Not handpainted ties, mind you, actual embroidery.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

    38 So one of the most interesting takes I've seen on Easter is actually from a left leaning atheist - Alex O'Connor

    His argument is that the standard leftwing argument against the resurrection is weak. A large group of men claimed to see Jesus die and then come back and stuck to their claims even when tortured and killed for them. They had nothing to gain by repeating their claims unless they really and truly believed them.

    We are left with two arguments. Either Jesus did come back from the dead and if not absolute proof of divinity it shows him to be something more then just a man or his followers suffered from a mass shared delusion.

    Now O'Connor sticks to the latter, he freely admits mass shared delusion are incredibly rare but...argues it is more likely then the alternative. But it is nice to see a leftist and atheist not be flippant about what really is one of the most important questions every man has to answer...

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:09 PM (sKqQm)

    39 I've probably said so before, but It Is Well With My Soul is my favorite hymn. Thanks for the tip, Teresa and thanks for the ONT, Doof!

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (7D3Aa)

    40 Good evening Horde and thanks Disco! Good stuff.

    Better to be a dino eating peeps than a peeping dino.
    Posted by: TRex - sugar infused dino at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)


    You make a good point!

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

    41
    James Talarico looks like the kind of guy who would tell his supporters to move to Guyana with him.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (tgvbd)

    42 Stephen King is the guy that spent 2024 arguing the Epstein files were a rightwing hoax. The only Epstein client was...Epstein...right until in 2025 he changed his argument and started claiming Trump was an Epstein client...

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (sKqQm)

    43 See sucker suit. Never understood why that name.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (pvf3X)

    44 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🐰

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

    45 Peter piper picked a peck of pickle peeps?

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (snZF9)

    46 33 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!

    https://is.gd/dy5zEl
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (ndZc7)

    Stephen King lacks artistic restraint. He’s pissed that 10% of his royalties must go, by law, to the National Arbor Day Foundation.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (hJH5n)

    47 James Talarico looks like the kind of guy who would tell his supporters to move to Guyana with him.

    I see him as a roofie guy more then a poison koolaide guy.

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (sKqQm)

    48 My Wild pulled off a nice win today.

    Got to be a nail biter but Kirill gets the Hat on a STUPID powerplay late in the third.

    Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (EP7Sw)

    49 Doof and Piper!!

    Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right

    There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.
    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)


    Dooper??

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

    50 43 See sucker suit. Never understood why that name.
    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026

    And now you do! Unless you didn’t read the content.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (KQxQb)

    51 Full Suit: Pair with a white or light blue oxford shirt, solid or subtle patterned tie (or bow tie for flair), and pocket square. Traditional shoes include black or brown leather oxfords, white bucks, or loafers. Socks are often optional or fun.


    Dang Piper.
    I can't remember the last time I wore a pocket square.
    Or for that matter, an ascot.
    We have no style.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

    52 Nice Easter ONT. Well done.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (sl73Y)

    53 Evenin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

    54 Nice to make the side bar!

    Shame it is for quoting David French

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (sKqQm)

    55 I love all three of those songs picked tonight! Wonderful choices.

    And never knew all that about seersucker! Fascinating.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (UA2di)

    56 Hola, Hall,

    Happy Easter.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)

    57 Nicely done...DOOF!
    Thanks for Easter commemorate...

    ...
    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:04 PM (qox2u)


    Thanks, COMM!

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

    58 This used to be a decent joint before they started catering to riff-raff in jackets and ties.

    Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (oftw2)

    59 Thank you Doof and Piper.

    Happy Easter everyone!
    Half price candy, well maybe depending on the store, tomorrow!

    Everyone have a happy week!

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (Sco7b)

    60 An anesthesiologist at a hospital where I worked is the only adult man I've ever seen wearing a seersucker suit. Light blue and white, regular tie. It may have been his only suit. Usually he wore scrubs.

    Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (98kQX)

    61 The seersucker suit is a cultural wink to Southern hospitality, practicality, and joy in the face of heat. It screams (well, drawls) of gentlemanly polish, making it ideal for Easter's spirit of renewal. Whether full suit for church or jacket for brunch, it invites you to stay cool, look sharp, and embrace the season with a bit of puckered charm.

    Sure, seersucker is one way to go, but I think you can't beat Pappy O'Donnell and his crew for true southern elegance.

    https://youtu.be/gOaCD_JNgkA

    Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

    62 How soon until we get a guest fashion post from Saijo(sp.) featuring cat (or dog) fashions?
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April

    Isn’t he so adorable you want to scream?
    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (KQxQb)

    I haven't seen (or have forgotten) pictures of him. That's ok, though, because I trust your opinion on the matter.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (S/Y4j)

    63 41
    James Talarico looks like the kind of guy who would tell his supporters to move to Guyana with him.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (tgvbd)

    Would it be so bad if TX HR 50 all up and moved to Guyana?

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (hJH5n)

    64
    Dang Piper.
    I can't remember the last time I wore a pocket square.
    Or for that matter, an ascot.
    We have no style.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

    There is really something about a man in a pastel seersucker suit and a floral tie…


    Can someone turn the fan on, please?

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (KQxQb)

    65 Good evening und danke Disko und Piper

    Excellent musical smorgasbord this evening.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

    66 DINO🦖yeah...❤

    Lovelyness Piper! You do kick it girl!

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (qox2u)

    67
    There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)

    i'm kinda partial to Dooper myself!

    The cross at your church is gorgeous!!! Our new church down south is PCA, and focused on the Messiah singalong after a Spurgeon based sermon. It was and is well with my soul!!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)

    68
    I haven't seen (or have forgotten) pictures of him. That's ok, though, because I trust your opinion on the matter.
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026

    He is all over my x page. The main attraction, he is x famous. Or so he says.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:14 PM (KQxQb)

    69 I started listening to some new trance music on youtube and I let it do its thing in the background for a while.

    When I finally went back to look at what I had been listening to there were a bunch of tracks by the same guy who had accompanied each with a different AI animation of Jenna Ortega as the DJ.

    And he's gotten pretty good. Not just based on this, but looking at everything else AI is doing I would not want to just be starting an acting career at this point, I suspect Hollywood is about to see if it can make movies without $20M plus actors and actresses...

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:15 PM (sKqQm)

    70 There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)

    Sooner Dooper, the fashionable Disco DJ.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

    71 I love all three of those songs picked tonight! Wonderful choices.

    And never knew all that about seersucker! Fascinating.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:12 PM (UA2di)


    Glad you enjoyed my selections!

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 10:15 PM (QMAsf)

    72 Piper,
    That velours au sabre dress on your x feed is to die for!! I LOVE the hydrangeas!

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (VCgbV)

    73 Lovelyness Piper! You do kick it girl!
    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April

    Thank you!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (KQxQb)

    74 Oh, a "top two" for the week!

    Second place is first loser...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (XuXeR)

    75 Thanks for the Easter Sunday ONT, Doof!

    Great artwork up top tonight.

    Thanks to Piper for the seersucker suit fashion blog!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (vrNzf)

    76 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!

    https://is.gd/dy5zEl
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:08 PM (ndZc7)

    He like other communists are just pissed that a better man than they'll ever be with a hotter woman than they'll ever get sits in the white house. Oh yeah, he's a fucking prick too.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)

    77
    Savannha Guthrie wonders if Jesus ever experienced this particular wound that she feels. She's also disappointed in God.

    She wouldn't give a shit if one of our family members went missing.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (3ek7K)

    78 There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)

    Sooner Dooper, the fashionable Disco DJ.
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

    Sooper Dooper. Stupid autocucumber!

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

    79 Supertramp is awesome.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

    80 I can't see Trump in seersucker suit. Rubio? maybe...

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 10:17 PM (GD0B3)

    81 Rule # 562.55

    If you wear a suit. And, you are not wearing socks. You are either a degenerate, or you had an unfortunate head injury.

    Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (dIske)

    82 There is no way for a name mash up with us. Doof pointed out all the potentials and I was crying. Diper. Poof.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (KQxQb)

    Sooner Dooper, the fashionable Disco DJ.
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

    Sooper Dooper. Stupid autocucumber!
    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

    ***

    ABBA has entered the chat.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

    83 72 Piper,
    That velours au sabre dress on your x feed is to die for!! I LOVE the hydrangeas!
    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (VCgbV)


    The frockingfabulous post have all kinds of swoon worthy dresses. I get so excited when she pops up in my feed!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (KQxQb)

    84 Sure, seersucker is one way to go, but I think you can't beat Pappy O'Donnell and his crew for true southern elegance."

    Frank Bartles and Ed Jaymes say "hold our cheap carbonated wine product"...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (XuXeR)

    85 19
    *door bangs open*

    I'm back!
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:05 PM (tgvbd)

    Yay!

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (y171U)

    86 Dem Lawmaker [Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass] Declares: Iran “Winning the War” After Two U.S. Jets Downed

    -
    Also, Custer's got the Inguns on the run!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (ndZc7)

    87
    Hadrian,

    I missed the dog news.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)

    88 Some modern suits no longer have enough pocket for a pocket square.
    The whole "match the pocket square to the tie" advice is one of those things like "Match your Crocs to you board shorts" advice that was really cool at the age of 17 and Axe was irresistible to women

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)

    89 33 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick

    With all the horror movies, I've been watching, of ones based on his books, I only watched 'Children of the Corn' and 'The Mist.' I saw 'The Shining' and 'Carrie' years ago,

    For the most part, what do I care if a bunch of liberal douchebags - oh it's Easter.

    I don't care for his characters or their fates.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (Sco7b)

    90 39 I've probably said so before, but It Is Well With My Soul is my favorite hymn. Thanks for the tip, Teresa and thanks for the ONT, Doof!
    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 05, 2026 10:10 PM (7D3Aa)


    Thanks to Doof for including the video in tonight's ONT! I am now following the group who sing this one 😊♥️

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)

    91 Thanks, Doof. That last pic made me chuckle.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (wVcYX)

    92 Frank Bartles and Ed Jaymes say "hold our cheap carbonated wine product"...
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (XuXeR)

    T-Bird in a fancy bottle.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

    93
    He is Risen!

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:20 PM (nXhai)

    94 Hadrian is back? Yay!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

    95 My husband wore a pocket square yesterday, he even ironed it. No tie though.

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

    96 "BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!"

    I would of said he's a dick!

    Posted by: J Spicoli at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (cO6oP)

    97 To be fair, these days it would be 'spicy' pickle.

    Thanks for the ONT.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (bss/y)

    98 79 Supertramp is awesome.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM
    Yes they is.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (LHPAg)

    99
    Dem Lawmaker [Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass] Declares: Iran “Winning the War” After Two U.S. Jets Downed

    About three days after things started, there was a "unnamed source" who knew someone in French intelligence who said that 1000 Americans had been killed so far.

    Oh, yeah, and Iran had a zillion ballistic missiles and their decentralized command system was going to whip our ass.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (tgvbd)

    100 T-Bird in a fancy bottle."

    Don't forget the foil wrap around the top! Worth at least another buck per six pack...

    Hey, it was the 80's.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)

    101 93
    He is Risen!

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:20 PM (nXhai)

    He is Risen, Indeed!!

    It has been a glorious Easter!! Hope yours was good!!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (wLjpr)

    102 Can someone turn the fan on, please?
    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:13 PM (KQxQb)


    I know, right!!??
    I've not done a seersucker but used to kick it with the classic DC tan slacks, light blue shirt, blue sports jacket, and ascot. Lots of phone numbers.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

    103
    I've probably said so before, but It Is Well With My Soul is my favorite hymn.

    Quite a backstory to that hymn.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (tgvbd)

    104 Dem Lawmaker [Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass] Declares: Iran “Winning the War” After Two U.S. Jets Downed

    About three days after things started, there was a "unnamed source" who knew someone in French intelligence who said that 1000 Americans had been killed so far.

    Oh, yeah, and Iran had a zillion ballistic missiles and their decentralized command system was going to whip our ass.


    To say nothing of the dreaded falafel gap.

    Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

    105 I had a seersucker suit when I was working in Phoenix.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

    106 My husband wore a pocket square yesterday, he even ironed it. No tie though."

    Well of course not. Who wears a tie when you're only wearing a pocket square?
    Was it stapled on or glued?

    /

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:23 PM (XuXeR)

    107 Wearing shoes without socks - especially leather - is just nasty.

    But I need to try a seersucker jacket, at least. If it can be made with gun cloth lining without looking ugly.

    ("Gun cloth" is the heavier lining people use to not tear up the inner lining of their sport coats/suit coats when they carry in a shoulder holster or at the waistband.)

    Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 10:24 PM (KtUBM)

    108 ~He like other communists are just pissed that a better man than they'll ever be with a hotter woman than they'll ever get sits in the white house. Oh yeah, he's a fucking prick too.~

    Yeah...ever seen his wife. Woof...🐶...howl!!

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:24 PM (qox2u)

    109
    My second-favorite seersucker reference in pop culture, from Sophie's Choice:

    Sophie (thick Polish accent): Stingo, you look... very nice. You're wearing your cocksucker.

    Stingo: My seersucker.

    ----------------------


    #1 favorite: the barbershop quartet in Disneyland.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:24 PM (n7rxJ)

    110 BREAKING! Stephen King is a prick!"

    I would of said he's a dick!
    Posted by: J Spicoli at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (cO6oP)


    Scum-sucking Siberian snow pimp has entered the chat.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

    111 "Match your Crocs to you board shorts" advice that was really cool at the age of 17 and Axe was irresistible to women
    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)

    Fun Fact: Axe first came out as "Axis," but they changed the name for some reason....

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

    112
    I had a seersucker suit when I was working in Phoenix.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    ================

    I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)

    113 77
    Savannha Guthrie wonders if Jesus ever experienced this particular wound that she feels. She's also disappointed in God.

    She wouldn't give a shit if one of our family members went missing.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:16 PM (3ek7K)

    Wow. Did she really say that?

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (y171U)

    114 Hey, Moki!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

    115 Wearing shoes without socks - especially leather - is just nasty."

    I'ma guessing not a partiicipant in last month's sock burning?

    (it's an east coast boater thingy. For reals)

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)

    116 Men still wear ties?

    Posted by: wth at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (BT3km)

    117 Welcome back Hadrian, very sorry to hear about your loss.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)

    118 I’ve started asking leftists why did Obama and Biden hide Trump’s pedo activities? Just straight to that question. Lots of deer in headlights looks. Take a few seconds for them to realize how it all falls apart when you put it in that context.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 10:27 PM (xHYkz)

    119 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM

    I was with one today!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:27 PM (p4NUW)

    120 Well of course not. Who wears a tie when you're only wearing a pocket square?
    Was it stapled on or glued?

    /
    Posted by: man
    ---
    He did have slacks, dress shirt, and a sports jacket on. Even wore socks with his dress shoes!🤪

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

    121
    Joemarine

    Yep, her Easter speech today. Fox and Daily Mail has it.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:27 PM (3ek7K)

    122 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)


    Challenge accepted.
    Bring a few girlfriends.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:27 PM (2WIwB)

    123 Unexpectedly! Made the (bottom of) the sockpuppet list. Okaay. Another plastic participation trophy for the mantle. Gonna need a bigger mantle.

    I wasn't gonna plug it again, but since this ONT is so blatantly asking for Easter content, one last time for this year, in case you missed the previous notices:

    Linked in nic, the 2013 mindful illustrated webwork, Jerusalem Report, a seven-page semi-steampunkish(?) look at the Deep State media of the day reporting and distorting events of an amazing week. Again, some liberties taken with the Gospel accounts. No disrespect meant, but NSF the easily offended doctrinaire.
    "All Jerusalem is abuzz after the dramatic arrival yesterday of the alleged Messiah and wonder-worker…"

    Now, on with the ONTonight. I'm wandering off, but will return unless I don't.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - 1. Ride Into Jerusalem at April 05, 2026 10:28 PM (Qlfju)

    124 How expensive was one of those tombs in the top pic?

    Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

    125 Savannha Guthrie wonders if Jesus ever experienced this particular wound that she feels. She's also disappointed in God.
    Posted by: fourseasons

    What an imbecile! As the incarnate Son of God, Jesus possessed perfect knowledge of all sins and personal wounds.

    He saw sin not as an outsider, but with divine clarity and human sensitivity. This includes every sin ever committed, from the original disobedience of Adam and Eve to the last sin at the end of time.

    Our Catechism explains that Jesus accepted His death as redemptive, bearing our sins in His body (1 Peter 2:24; CCC 612). Theologians note that His greatest interior suffering came from the weight of humanity’s evil and separation from God — not because He Himself sinned or lost union with the Father, but because He took on the consequences of our sins in perfect solidarity and love.

    Jesus experienced the full burden of sin’s evil through His divine compassion and holiness, without ever committing sin Himself.

    I repeat - what an asshoe Guthrie is.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 10:28 PM (cYBz/)

    126 Poor fellow, can't afford socks.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:29 PM (nXhai)

    127 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM

    Actually, I was in a church full of them, but 1 I can vouch for as not gay.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:29 PM (pZEOD)

    128 Dem Lawmaker [Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass] Declares: Iran “Winning the War” After Two U.S. Jets Downed



    Somebody might want to remind this goat fucker cheerleading retard that while iran's supreme leader and a fuck ton of other high ranking leaders are wormfeast our leaders are bang supermodels, drinking beer, and farting in their general direction. Winning the war..lol. Dudes like that need to be dropped on a deserted island and hunted with cross bows.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:29 PM (snZF9)

    129 My husband wore a pocket square yesterday, he even ironed it. No tie though."

    Well of course not. Who wears a tie when you're only wearing a pocket square?
    Was it stapled on or glued?

    /
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:23 PM (XuXeR)

    How is it a "pocket square" if there's no pocket?

    Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 10:29 PM (KtUBM)

    130
    Because I stupidly agreed to work as a steward at shows this weekend before realizing what weekend it was, I went to Vigil Mass at my local parish last night. Knowing it was likely to be packed (it was), I got there at about 7:00 for the 8:30 Mass, which went on until past 11:00 because 25 people were being baptized into the Faith.

    Got home, found a tire had gone flat, took care of the dogs and got to bed at 12:30. Woke up at 3:30 and couldn't get back to sleep. Drove Her Majesty's car to the show at 7:15 and worked the whole day. So a pretty exhausting weekend.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (tgvbd)

    131 I'm to sexy for my seersucker suit.

    Posted by: Right Said Count at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (wVcYX)

    132 Poor fellow, can't afford socks."

    Yeah, I'm broke. Guess I'll buy more cargo shorts...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (XuXeR)

    133 I’ve started asking leftists why did Obama and Biden hide Trump’s pedo activities?

    Oh I'm more direct.

    Why did you Mr/Ms/Zer Lefty say up until mid 2025 that the Epstein files were a rightwing hoax?

    I have never gotten any sort of intelligible answer to this

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)

    134 "Men still wear ties?"

    Bowties only. They more closely resemble a swastika

    Posted by: Tucker Carlson at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Fxhax)

    135 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM

    I'm so straight a razor's edge fears me, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a suit like that. lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)

    136 he seersucker suit is a cultural wink to Southern hospitality, practicality, and joy in the face of heat. It screams (well, drawls) of gentlemanly polish, making it ideal for Easter's spirit of renewal. Whether full suit for church or jacket for brunch, it invites you to stay cool, look sharp, and embrace the season with a bit of puckered charm.
    ----
    Sure, seersucker is one way to go, but I think you can't beat Pappy O'Donnell and his crew for true southern elegance.

    https://youtu.be/gOaCD_JNgkA
    Posted by: Archimedes
    +++

    I need to know what Miss Lindsey is wearing this spring before I make any fashion decisions.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)

    137 Can you imagine if on D Day we had cocksucers like that around in Congress ? Eisenhower would have been forced to turn all the boats around after 20 minutes.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 10:31 PM (xHYkz)

    138 I have never gotten any sort of intelligible answer to this"

    It's like the American left about 25 hours after the Germans rolled into the Soviet Union...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:31 PM (XuXeR)

    139 114 Hey, Moki!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

    {{{Bulg}}}!!! I hope you are feeling better my friend!!! It's good to see you!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 10:31 PM (wLjpr)

    140
    I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM (n7rxJ)


    There was a handler at the shows this weekend in a pink seersucker suit. His fingernails were, literally, at least three inches long.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:32 PM (tgvbd)

    141 Sure, seersucker is one way to go, but I think you can't beat Pappy O'Donnell and his crew for true southern elegance.

    https://youtu.be/gOaCD_JNgkA
    Posted by: Archimedes

    Waistband right up to the moobs nipples. Slimming!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)

    142 A moki sighting!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)

    143 Well, gotta run. Think I'll get out a white sport coat and a pink crustacean...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:33 PM (XuXeR)

    144 Rule # 562.55

    If you wear a suit. And, you are not wearing socks. You are either a degenerate, or you had an unfortunate head injury.
    Posted by: Orson


    Raw dogging your shoes.
    Nasty.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (/lPRQ)

    145 https://youtu.be/tXQpDDcrN-w

    Home Free doing How Great Thou Art

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (DwqWV)

    146 135 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM

    I'm so straight a razor's edge fears me, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a suit like that. lol
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:30 PM (snZF9)

    Because you are from the North! You should have seen our 2 years in NJ with the UGA flag flying. lol. They wondered who let the hillbillies into the gated community. 😂 but there is a marked difference in how we dress. It’s kind of funny.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (p4NUW)

    147 142 A moki sighting!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)


    Hey there!! It's good to see you guys!!!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (wLjpr)

    148 The seersucker suits in the black and white ad look so much better to me than the modern suits. Hope that style comes back some day.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (+89TD)

    149 Can you imagine if on D Day we had cocksucers like that around in Congress ? Eisenhower would have been forced to turn all the boats around after 20 minutes.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 10:31 PM (xHYkz)

    Patton would have pistol whipped him with his single action army 45 as soon as he flapped his gums.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)

    150 I love that Carl Kolchak wore a seersucker suit in Chicago. Because his first movie took place in Vegas and he wore one there. He had already been fired from newspapers around the country for reasons other than his taste in clothes. But the movie made that look iconic and the later producers were smart enough not to change it.

    So he also wore a seersucker suit in Seattle and then, in the series, in Chicago.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (EXyHK)

    151 Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Image

    -
    Yeah, good luck with that.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)

    152 I think now I'm retired, need to get to Cavender and find some nicer cloths for church. I usually wear nice jeans and a black jacket but could do better. I match my clothing to what I’m carrying every day though. Habit.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:35 PM (LHPAg)

    153 Ruh-roh - must've missed Hadrian's doggie news. What happened?

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 10:36 PM (SRRAx)

    154 By the way, you don’t really go sockless. You wear liners that don’t show.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:36 PM (p4NUW)

    155 @66 Lovelyness Piper! You do kick it girl!

    Harrumph! She yelled at me.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 10:37 PM (pvf3X)

    156 I've seen a number of articles/memes covering how much the big blue shitties are paying for "the homeless" - generally significantly more then the average national salary per homeless person.

    I see lefties getting very very angry about it because this is the kind of thing that even your average LIV and says, "well obviously they are just stealing that money then..."

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

    157 I repeat - what an asshoe Guthrie is.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 10:28 PM (cYBz/)

    You'd have to believe her faith is about 1/8 inch deep.

    She thinks of God as Santa Claus.

    She is quite wrong on that account.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 10:38 PM (DwqWV)

    158 Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Image

    -
    Yeah, good luck with that.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)
    ----
    Here's a crazy idea that's never been tried:

    Why not use taxpayer funds to benefit the taxpayers?

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 10:38 PM (ESVrU)

    159 148 The seersucker suits in the black and white ad look so much better to me than the modern suits. Hope that style comes back some day.
    Posted by: PaleRider at April 05, 2026

    The current suit trend is either really baggy (more north or CA), or slim cut. I don’t mind the slim cut with a bit of a shorter hem, especially in suits where a fun sock is worn.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:38 PM (p4NUW)

    160

    He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces
    A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
    Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
    And a big Panama with a purple hat band

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 10:38 PM (Cqx++)

    161 139 Moki, it’s good to see you, too.

    I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

    162 I think now I'm retired, need to get to Cavender and find some nicer cloths for church. I usually wear nice jeans and a black jacket but could do better. I match my clothing to what I’m carrying every day though. Habit.
    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:35 PM (LHPAg)



    As do I.
    Jeans...a pocket holster.
    Slacks, a hip holster.
    Suit, shoulder holster.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

    163 Here's a crazy idea that's never been tried:

    Why not use taxpayer funds to benefit the taxpayers?
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 10:38 PM (ESVrU)

    Now how would that work? How does that benefit the grifters?

    /s

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 10:40 PM (DwqWV)

    164 Because you are from the North! You should have seen our 2 years in NJ with the UGA flag flying. lol. They wondered who let the hillbillies into the gated community. 😂 but there is a marked difference in how we dress. It’s kind of funny.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (p4NUW)


    Wouldn't matter where I'm from. Those suits are an ass flap away from being pajamas, and I don't wear those either. lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)

    165 Harrumph! She yelled at me.
    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 10:37 PM (pvf3X)

    I did? I am not really a yeller! I am sorry, though, if I did!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:40 PM (p4NUW)

    166 Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Image
    ......

    It would be cheaper to just hang himself in his living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

    Posted by: wth at April 05, 2026 10:41 PM (BT3km)

    167 161

    I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

    Congratulations!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:41 PM (p4NUW)

    168 156 I've seen a number of articles/memes covering how much the big blue shitties are paying for "the homeless" - generally significantly more then the average national salary per homeless person.

    Given how much they are spending on each of them, they should all be in houses with good health care and lots of food to eat. Shouldn't have a care in the world.

    And yet we keep being told that all of this money isn't enough for them....

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 10:41 PM (SRRAx)

    169 Horatio Spafford wrote this song (it is well with my soul) after he lost his five kids (in two separate incidents), and his business ... yet kept his faith.

    That is a strong show of faith, but I would be in doubt about what I had done wrong, to get such an outcome. I know a few parents that have lost kids, and it has been hard on them. They do cling to their faith though, perhaps largely because they really want to see their kid(s) again, or maybe they are stronger believers than I am, idk.

    https://tinyurl.com/48tnamt5

    Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 10:41 PM (vbXSk)

    170 167 Thank you, Piper:

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

    171
    Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Image
    ......


    You mean the weather, the scenery and the beaches aren't drawing them in anymore?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 10:43 PM (Cqx++)

    172
    Bulg,

    You are so smart and I've thought teaching and/or tutoring would be a good fit for you.

    Hope it goes well for you.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:43 PM (3ek7K)

    173 By the way, you don’t really go sockless. You wear liners that don’t show.
    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:36 PM (p4NUW)

    sorry, can't see Atticus Finch sockless !

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 10:43 PM (GD0B3)

    174 Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Image
    ......

    It would be cheaper to just hang himself in his living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.
    Posted by: wth at April 05, 2026 10:41 PM (BT3km)

    Or let his wife go all Lorena Bobbitt on him, and post it on YouTube. If she uses a steam iron to cauterize the wound, it should be a hit with rabid feminists.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 10:44 PM (S/Y4j)

    175 118 I’ve started asking leftists why did Obama and Biden hide Trump’s pedo activities? Just straight to that question.
    ...
    Posted by: Heroq
    ---

    Most excellent idea.
    consider it stolen

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:44 PM (nXhai)

    176 This Guthrie chick made an Easter speech? Didn't know newsers gave holiday speeches. Guess she took over for King Chuck, who didn't give an Easter speech

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)

    177 Happy Easter, Doof & Nightstalkers!

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 10:44 PM (tcsrY)

    178 Bought a suit for my son's wedding. Charcoal gray, comfortable, works for my beefy frame. Nothing fancy. My flair will be a nifty tie and my MST 3000 socks.

    Two weeks, you guys. My son found a wonderful woman. they want many children.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)

    179
    Husband said she's a celebrity and she's special. No one has ever suffered like she has.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 10:45 PM (3ek7K)

    180 I'm a Tooter too, though no one wants to pay me for it.

    Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)

    181 172, Fourseasons, thank you. I think that it will work out well.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

    182 "The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies."

    Love you guys. Good night and blessings to all❣❣

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)

    183 178 Bought a suit for my son's wedding. Charcoal gray, comfortable, works for my beefy frame. Nothing fancy. My flair will be a nifty tie and my MST 3000 socks.

    Two weeks, you guys. My son found a wonderful woman. they want many children.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

    Yay! I will pray for their wonderful new life.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (pZEOD)

    184 181 172, Fourseasons, thank you. I think that it will work out well.
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

    Good for you Bulg!
    I'll be doing stuff soon too.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 10:48 PM (Sco7b)

    185 I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

    Far Side cartoon. Happy dog in a car, telling his dog buddy outside, "Oh boy! I'm going to the vet to get tutored!"

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 10:49 PM (Ue4m3)

    186 Stayed up way past my bedtime. Lord, please guide us tomorrow through this increasingly difficult and dangerous world. Help us to love the sinner but hate the sin, including the one in each of us.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:49 PM (LHPAg)

    187 125 Jesus experienced the full burden of sin’s evil through His divine compassion and holiness, without ever committing sin Himself.

    I repeat - what an asshoe Guthrie is.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 10:28 PM (cYBz/)

    Well said Tonypete.

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 05, 2026 10:49 PM (y171U)

    188 161

    I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
    ---

    Mistakenly thought you landed a law job a couple of months ago. Kinfolk did tutoring via Zoom, turned into a multiplier and made a nice revenue stream. Didn't matter where he was or what other things he had going on.
    Good show.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:49 PM (nXhai)

    189
    Ruh-roh - must've missed Hadrian's doggie news. What happened?

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

    __________

    We lost our Mr. Val (GCH Soyara's Vala Rama) on March 7th. He had a stroke and the vet said that at 10 years old he was unlikely to recover. And, sad to say, Val's brother Sonny is also showing signs of fading.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

    190 The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies.

    Saw an Easter meme yesterday with a Buddy Jesus-style Christ and “YOLO”. Then underneath, “Just Kidding! Happy Easter!” Brilliant.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (EXyHK)

    191 Two weeks, you guys. My son found a wonderful woman. they want many children.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

    Wow. So much good news today.

    Now it's good night.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (Sco7b)

    192 I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.

    ==

    Congrats. A job is a job. Better than no job. See where that leads, you never know.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)

    193 Have never owned a seersucker suit, though I have occasionally thought about it.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 10:51 PM (nWPIJ)

    194 184 You go, Stateless!

    And thank you.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

    195 Happy Easter Horde, nice ONT. I had a pink and white seersucker suit eons ago, nicely tailored skirt and jacket, it was very comfortable to wear to work in the summertime.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2026 10:51 PM (0nHVk)

    196 I am off to bed, night friends!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:51 PM (p4NUW)

    197
    Newsom to Spend Millions in Taxpayer Funds for National PR Effort to Boost State Newsom's Image

    __________

    More accurate

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:52 PM (tgvbd)

    198 I'm a Tooter too, though no one wants to pay me for it.
    Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at April 05, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)


    Oh man!
    Me too!
    Mrs.D.and her navy bean and ham soup.
    Dang it's good!

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)

    199 We lost our Mr. Val (GCH Soyara's Vala Rama) on March 7th. He had a stroke and the vet said that at 10 years old he was unlikely to recover. And, sad to say, Val's brother Sonny is also showing signs of fading.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

    That's horrible. If you saw this weeks' pet thread, there were so many lost pets...

    My condolences....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 10:52 PM (Sco7b)

    200 No clue what seersucker is. Some kind of bird?

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

    201 You sir, are a sucker of seers.

    Posted by: Victorian Era Insults at April 05, 2026 10:53 PM (nWPIJ)

    202 @165. Just kidding Ms. Piper. I don't know about fashion. I will wear cowboy boots with shorts and think nothing of it.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 10:53 PM (pvf3X)

    203 Two weeks, you guys. My son found a wonderful woman. they want many children.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic


    Dang.
    Well done!
    Took me two years.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

    204 Thank you, Braenyard and Runner.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)

    205
    I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

    That is very good news indeed! And the people you work with will be much more grateful for your effort than most jobs are!! I will pray this develops into a blooming second career for you, as well as continued good health!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 10:55 PM (wLjpr)

    206 Good night, All. Sleep well.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:56 PM (77rzZ)

    207 I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.
    Posted by: Bulg


    Have you practiced up on your drill sergeant voice?

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)

    208 What's all this talk about cocksucker suits? Just because some men enjoy wearing lightweight fabrics that show off their skinny arms and pert buttocks, that doesn't necessarily mean that they're...

    Wait. What's that? Oh. Never mind.

    Posted by: Miss Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 10:56 PM (Ue4m3)

    209 We lost our Mr. Val (GCH Soyara's Vala Rama) on March 7th. He had a stroke and the vet said that at 10 years old he was unlikely to recover. And, sad to say, Val's brother Sonny is also showing signs of fading.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

    Looked up a photo. That was one seriously beautiful doggo. Looked like a very good boy, indeed.

    Condolences. It is never easy, and it fades so slowly.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (DwqWV)

    210 So I'm trying to watch The Boys again and, let me tell you, "Stormfront" - unfortunately-named, played by a Jewess of course - is stealing every seen in the second season.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (gKWVE)

    211 Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.

    There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.
    _President DONALD J. TRUMP

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (nXhai)

    212 Seersucker? You serious?

    Posted by: My Hong Kong Tailor at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (nWPIJ)

    213 You sir, are a sucker of seers.
    Posted by: Victorian Era Insults at April 05, 2026 10:53 PM (nWPIJ)

    *looks deeply into crystal ball*
    I knew you were going to say that.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (2WIwB)

    214
    Well done, Bulg. Hope you enjoy your new role.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 10:57 PM (tgvbd)

    215 I used to wear a suit and tie every day for work before most of the financial industry went business casual. I currently have 8 Brooks Brothers suits that I do not wear ( nor fit into) ,2 suits that were custom made for me when I worked in Hong Kong ( definitely do not fit me) and maybe 50 or so ties from the 80's, 90's and aught, plus a half dozen braces when they were the rage.

    Working on losing enough weight to wear the suits one last time before retirement. 🙂

    Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 05, 2026 10:59 PM (9QV0C)

    216 {{{DDS}}}
    HI GIRL! 🧡❣I'll be in touch... miss ya!

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 10:59 PM (qox2u)

    217 Really baggy suit doesn't sound good either. But slim cut just does not do it for me. I can't imagine Cary Grant looking sexy wearing a modern suit. I can't even imagine Don Johnson looking sexy in the slim cut suits.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 05, 2026 11:00 PM (+89TD)

    218 205 Thank you so much, Moki. This is kind of like my 3d career now, but I feel that God has been guiding me the whole way. So praise be to Him!

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 11:00 PM (77rzZ)

    219
    But slim cut just does not do it for me. I can't imagine Cary Grant looking sexy wearing a modern suit. I can't even imagine Don Johnson looking sexy in the slim cut suits.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 05, 2026 11:00 PM (+89TD)

    ____________

    Saw some short videos of a guy who wears 1940's suits. Quite dapper. And comfortable.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 11:02 PM (tgvbd)

    220 Skinny clothes are from the designer culture wanting to feminize men.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:03 PM (nXhai)

    221 214. Thank you, Hadrian. I believe that I will.

    I hope that all is well with you.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 11:03 PM (77rzZ)

    222 My husband wore a pocket square yesterday, he even ironed it. No tie though.
    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)


    I hate ties, and I would go far to avoid wearing them. One trick was to take the collars off the dress shirts and just wear those with the suit jackets.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:03 PM (rbvCR)

    223 Good night, horde. A last bid of Happy Easter to all.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 05, 2026 11:04 PM (7D3Aa)

    224 If cats in many areas say Meow, do Texan cats say meowdy?

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 11:04 PM (S/Y4j)

    225 Really baggy suit doesn't sound good either. But slim cut just does not do it for me. I can't imagine Cary Grant looking sexy wearing a modern suit. I can't even imagine Don Johnson looking sexy in the slim cut suits.
    Posted by: PaleRider at April 05, 2026 11:00 PM (+89TD)

    European cut with the double vent back.
    If you don't have a gut, this is a classic look.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 11:05 PM (2WIwB)

    226 Saw some short videos of a guy who wears 1940's suits. Quite dapper. And comfortable.

    ----------

    Two piece
    Fully lined
    Shoulder pads
    Single vent
    Cuffs
    Pleats
    Notched lapels
    Quality fabric

    Never goes out of style, unlike all the unconstructed Euro "date suits"

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:05 PM (nWPIJ)

    227 (it's an east coast boater thingy. For reals)
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 10:26 PM (XuXeR)


    There is a decided difference between wearing topsiders without socks and wearing loafers without socks.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

    228 So sorry, Hadrian 💔

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 11:06 PM (SRRAx)

    229 “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!”
    _Donald J. Trump

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:07 PM (nXhai)

    230 @sentdefender
    7h
    U.S. President Donald J. Trump claimed in a several-minute-long phone interview this morning with Axios that the United States is “in deep and intense negotiations” with Iran and that a deal can be reached before his deadline expires on Tuesday.

    Trump stated, “The negotiations are going well, but you never get to the finish line with the Iranians,” adding that, “There is a good chance, but if they don't make a deal, I am blowing up everything over there.”

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:08 PM (nXhai)

    231 “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!”
    _Donald J. Trump

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:07 PM (nXhai)

    See! He backed down again!!! The deadline was Tuesday morning!!! Trumpf chickened out again!!!! Iran has us beat!!!! Surrender now!!!11

    Posted by: Leftist at April 05, 2026 11:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

    232
    Never goes out of style, unlike all the unconstructed Euro "date suits"

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:05 PM (nWPIJ)

    ____________

    What was appealing to me is that it wasn't the painted-on look of today's suits.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 05, 2026 11:09 PM (tgvbd)

    233 It was 86 here in SW FL when we walked out of mass. I wore a short sleeved linen shirt, no jacket.

    I bought a couple bespoke suits and a tux, this was way back, and it was from a Bankok tailor named Ravi. All fit quite well.

    Ravi's no longer in biz but I tried one of those other online places, just for a dress shirt. I am tempted to get a seersucker suit, classic cut, meaning not skinny. I'm just not sure they'll make it with the right amount of drape.

    There are plenty of places to go here where a suit would be the right thing to wear. I am way past retirement so we're talking restaurants, clubs, cocktail bars. The kind with a whiskey menu seven pages long.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 05, 2026 11:09 PM (KiBMU)

    234 Just noticed in one of the pictures one guy is not wearing pants. The guy sitting next to him has on some nifty white shoes. I like those.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 11:10 PM (pvf3X)

    235 The word "Easter"in the KJV is a bad translation of pascha, which is "passover". Because Jesus was the passover lamb that year, the final and perfect "lamb of God" sacrifice.

    How they got "Easter", idk, some say from ashtar, (some sun god?) or maybe other facing East type thang, but Jesus arose at sunset on Saturday night, which was (in Jewish/Israel days) the beginning of Sunday.

    Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 11:11 PM (vbXSk)

    236 I would love to see a straight guy in a seersucker suit.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 10:25 PM


    Would you settle for a "white or off-white linen/silk blend" suit?
    That is my summer suit.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

    237 Happy Easter Horde, nice ONT. I had a pink and white seersucker suit eons ago, nicely tailored skirt and jacket, it was very comfortable to wear to work in the summertime.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2026 10:51 PM (0nHVk)

    Did you have the mobster looking hat to top it off? lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 11:12 PM (snZF9)

    238 Moki, you still here?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 11:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

    239 I saw something absolutely phenomenal today. We are living in the time of miracles, my friendsh.

    "WSO from downed F-15 made contact via radio by saying “God is good.”
    -US side thought that might be signal he was in Iranian captivity, feared an ambush
    -Troops who knew WSO said he was deeply religious and that was something he’d say"

    Isn't it wild ?

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)

    240 Hi COMM, I hope that you had a Happy Easter, I had a very nice day though it was cold and rainy here.

    Hadrian, I am sorry for your loss.

    Congrats Bulg, on the tutoring gig I hope that it goes well for you.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2026 11:13 PM (0nHVk)

    241
    Yes it is runner.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 11:13 PM (3ek7K)

    242 One explanation for Easter blames the Venerable Bede, who mentioned a goddess called Oestre--once. Not really sure why it caught on.

    Posted by: Lirio100 at April 05, 2026 11:14 PM (ky7/T)

    243
    Owned one once, wore it twice.

    There used to be a clear area where you suited up and where you got casual while conducting business in the midwest, when people would take meetings wearing a track suit I knew it was time to retire.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 11:15 PM (Y8DZL)

    244 Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:18 PM (KQxQb)

    I know I retweet her a lot, although I assume you are following her directly.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 11:16 PM (lFFaq)

    245 Grok, where does word Easter come from ?

    "The word "Easter" comes from Old English Ēastre (or Ēostre), the name of a month (corresponding to April) that was likely named after an Anglo-Saxon goddess of the same name."

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 11:17 PM (GD0B3)

    246 "WSO from downed F-15 made contact via radio by saying “God is good.”
    -US side thought that might be signal he was in Iranian captivity, feared an ambush
    -Troops who knew WSO said he was deeply religious and that was something he’d say"

    Isn't it wild ?

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 11:12 PM (GD0B3)

    The WSO did no ISOPREP?

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 11:17 PM (hJH5n)

    247
    Would you settle for a "white or off-white linen/silk blend" suit?
    That is my summer suit.
    Posted by: Kindltot

    ================

    Neat!

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 05, 2026 11:17 PM (n7rxJ)

    248 The Brooks Brothers Classic 1818 Seersucker suit has the best shape and cut and drape for me. Search and find on the web, and see if you agree. It's not skinny.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 05, 2026 11:18 PM (KiBMU)

    249 The WSO did no ISOPREP?
    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 11:17 PM (hJH5n)

    John has a long mustache!

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 11:19 PM (GD0B3)

    250 Thank you so much, Moki. This is kind of like my 3d career now, but I feel that God has been guiding me the whole way. So praise be to Him!
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 11:00 PM (77rzZ)


    Since it is the tax season which is always a buzz-kill, may I suggest that if you are self employed or hired on as a contractor, that you put aside enough to pay your taxes every quarter to avoid those late fees and penalties for waiting until next April?
    Many a new tutor has found out about penalty and interest that way, and was very saddened to also find out about payment plans to the tax man.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:23 PM (rbvCR)

    251 164 Because you are from the North! You should have seen our 2 years in NJ with the UGA flag flying. lol. They wondered who let the hillbillies into the gated community. 😂 but there is a marked difference in how we dress. It’s kind of funny.

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 10:34 PM (p4NUW)


    Wouldn't matter where I'm from. Those suits are an ass flap away from being pajamas, and I don't wear those either. lol
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:40 PM (snZF9)


    Watching Gutfeld! on YouTube, they're always poking fun at Tom Shillue at how extra-white he is. One time they teased him that he's so white, he looks like he wears khakis all the time, even to bed. "You bastards," I thought to myself in my sleep khakis, Lee Extreme Comfort slacks too frayed to wear out of the house anymore.

    Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 11:23 PM (Sy6m/)

    252 For those who follow Bitcoin

    Arkham@arkham . 53m

    JAMES WYNN: HYPERLIQUIDATED

    James Wynn has just been liquidated shorting Bitcoin.

    He once had $100M - his account is now down to its last $900.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:23 PM (nXhai)

    253 European cut with the double vent back.
    If you don't have a gut, this is a classic look.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 11:05 PM (2WIwB)


    The American cut is no vents, and that is a classic look if your butt is narrower than your shoulders.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:25 PM (rbvCR)

    254 Alright. We're going mainstream. Bulg is going to influence the youth.
    Start with rule #1.
    9mm.
    Crossbow.
    Mary-ann.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:25 PM (ZhdAT)

    255 You can't make a deal with Iran. Trump's nuts to think those assholes negotiate in good faith.

    Fox News Digital has an article up today that says the hardliners in the IRGC that have been whacked get replaced by the slightly younger cohort that stood behind them, and that each step you take into the ranks going younger and younger, you get assholes that are even more hardline and hate us harder and want to murder us more violently. For three generations they have been drilling the schoolkids all the way up to the post-docs with the hardline apocalyptic suicide worldview.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 05, 2026 11:26 PM (KiBMU)

    256 Remember how the progressive atheist-left conjured the Flying Spaghetti Monster as mockery and insult.

    Mash that thing into progressive faces when they suddenly adopt Islamic apologetics.

    Posted by: 13times at April 05, 2026 11:28 PM (PBfx1)

    257 I could pull off a seersucker suit with the right hat, but I would never buy one. Women dress men in seersuckers.

    I just need to find a woman worthy to convince me.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:29 PM (Fbc0I)

    258 Barack ShitWeasel's Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:30 PM (nXhai)

    259 “ ….. especially in suits where a fun sock is worn”
    ——-

    Is that anything like a happy sock?

    Posted by: Throw It Away! at April 05, 2026 11:33 PM (bzd0l)

    260 You can't make a deal with Iran. Trump's nuts to think those assholes negotiate in good faith.

    I think he is doing the negotiate and break fingers thing.
    You keep floating really equitable proposals interspersed with crunching noises. Eventually the negotiation bears fruit or you go on to the next negotiating partner.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:35 PM (rbvCR)

    261 >>>Barack ShitWeasel's Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

    >I have a feeling that the commode will malfunction and the backflow will be problematic.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Fbc0I)

    262
    Artemis just did a course correction burn, very small, the first one they've had to do, skipping two previously scheduled ones. I think they said there was only 0.08% error in the TLI trajectory. It finally added up enough to make a course correction worth it.

    And they will enter the Moon's Hill Sphere, otherwise known as the lunar sphere of influence in about 1 hour.

    At the point, the Moon's gravity will be the dominant force on the spacecraft.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

    263 255 You can't make a deal with Iran. Trump's nuts to think those assholes negotiate in good faith.”

    You misunderstand greatly. Trump and his people know very well that the Iranians will never negotiate. What Trump is doing is publicly demonstrating that he had no other option than to not only continue the war but to intensify it. Offering negotiations and seeing the Iranians refuse justifies everything he has done.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:38 PM (UA2di)

    264 Barack ShitWeasel's Chicago Presidential Center – long derided as the “Tower of Doom” – now requires proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency just to enter a ticket giveaway for its grand opening ceremony on June 18, 2026.
    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:30 PM (nXhai)

    Will the fake birth certificate and college transcript printers work, though?

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 11:40 PM (S/Y4j)

    265

    Jacket's going to be cut slim and checked
    Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck
    I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
    Wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 11:40 PM (Cqx++)

    266 >>>Since it is the tax season which is always a buzz-kill, may I suggest that if you are self employed or hired on as a contractor, that you put aside enough to pay your taxes every quarter to avoid those late fees and penalties for waiting until next April?
    Many a new tutor has found out about penalty and interest that way, and was very saddened to also find out about payment plans to the tax man.
    Posted by: Kindltot
    ---

    They always like your money. I would send them a little each quarter, then at tax time send a little more with an extension. Then file another extension with a little money. Then, comfortably short of end time, file and pay the rest.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:40 PM (nXhai)

    267 I have a feeling that the commode will malfunction and the backflow will be problematic.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Fbc0I)


    The office I worked at had a sudden rash of cockroaches, mice and backed up toilets. I suggested that this was unhappy customers but no one seemed to care.
    I was just happy no one released zebra finches into the building's 4-story glass atrium. That would have caused no end of problems. So many amusing problems that I was tempted to do it.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)

    268 Thanks for the Yes, Doof.

    I really needed it tonight.

    Had a very dark day.

    Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 11:44 PM (jstR0)

    269 >>he had no other option than to not only continue the war but to intensify it. Offering negotiations and seeing the Iranians refuse justifies everything he has done.
    Posted by: Tom Servo
    ---

    I tried and I tried, and I tried, but I couldn't get no,
    no, no, no, I couldn't get no reconciliation.
    oh, oh, oh ...

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:44 PM (nXhai)

    270 I always thought that The Venerable Bede was an awesome name.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:51 PM (UA2di)

    271 Today was Jewell's birthday, I raise a glass to her, such a very nice person, cheers, Jewells.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2026 11:53 PM (0nHVk)

    272 You can't make a deal with Iran. Trump's nuts to think those assholes negotiate in good faith.

    Fox News Digital has an article up today that says the hardliners in the IRGC that have been whacked get replaced by the slightly younger cohort that stood behind them, and that each step you take into the ranks going younger and younger, you get assholes that are even more hardline and hate us harder and want to murder us more violently. For three generations they have been drilling the schoolkids all the way up to the post-docs with the hardline apocalyptic suicide worldview.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 05, 2026 11:26 PM (KiBMU)

    I'm all for turning the place into an alien hellscape.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:01 AM (snZF9)

    273 Today was Jewell's birthday, I raise a glass to her, such a very nice person, cheers, Jewells.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2026 11:53 PM (0nHVk)

    She was great. Happy birthday Jewells, we miss you.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:03 AM (snZF9)

    274 16 Jesus is JUST all right.

    Oh yeah.
    Posted by: Doobie Bros

    If you never have, try the Byrds version.

    Posted by: Azjaeger at April 06, 2026 12:04 AM (3/XaG)

    275 I really hate dealing with the government. They did not send me all the stuff I needed to file my taxes. So I had to call them and got a series of recorded messages. I acted like I could not answer their questions until finally a person got on the line. I told them I could not file until they sent me forum x. Well after answering twenty questions they decided I was me and they would get forum x to me right away. Three weeks later the forum arrived. That is our government. This past Friday the government sent me a Census forum with a note "Your response is Required by law". Great.

    Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 12:09 AM (pvf3X)

    276 Beadle Barnes got out of the business before Brak stopped up the commodes. Smart man.



    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:10 AM (nXhai)

    277 I never talk to them. I send them certified letters.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:12 AM (nXhai)

    278 Trump bullshits or trash talks all the time but when he negotiates he does it in earnest. If you are not up front in negotiations with him it's your bad luck.
    These guys are really stupid. He's illustrated his follow through often enough.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 12:16 AM (nXhai)

    279 Negotiations will commence when there is a serious Iranian representative at the table and not until then.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

    280 271 273 Jewells Bday

    I think of her often. I have several 'jewels' from over the years that I truly treasure. 💔❣

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 06, 2026 12:23 AM (qox2u)

    281 Negotiations will commence when there is a serious Iranian representative at the table and not until then.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

    They should commence when there is nobody left to negotiate with. It would be pretty funny to see Trump sitting at the table with a bunch of cardboard cutouts.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 12:28 AM (snZF9)

    282
    Lol Berserker

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 06, 2026 12:30 AM (3ek7K)

    283 from some rando on Twitter

    The rescue mission did have one critical failure. When U.S. forces destroyed the aircraft, they missed the most sensitive material of all. Basij militiamen combing through the wreckage have recovered a pair of red, white, and blue American underwear.

    Expect a full reverse-engineering program. If we don't take immediate action, this technology transfer will cost us. We simply can't allow our cotton blends to encase the private parts of the enemy

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 12:33 AM (rbvCR)

    284 LOL Bers!

    Sweet dreams Horde, I am tired and I need to stretch out.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 06, 2026 12:35 AM (0nHVk)

    285
    Artemis just entered the Moon's sphere of influence at 12:42 EDT. The Moon is now the boss. The Big Kahuna, gravitationally.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 06, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

    286 Dino on Easter. LOL. Thanks for the great ONT, Doof.

    And I like the Southern custom of putting greens on the cross. Very lovely.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 12:44 AM (PFs9e)

    287 Blessed Easter to all! God loves us so much he sent his only Son to die for you. What love is this?

    Thanks Doof, for the music, and Piper for the love of seersucker. The fabric is great for little girl dresses as well. I should know because my grandmother, who was a seamstress, milliner and fabulous cook trained in a French convent day school on the Louisiana border.She taught me fabric very young, picking out seasonal dresses for me. Yet my own sewing skills are limited.

    She could sew anything from doll clothes, to suits and evening gowns. Amazing talent. Could look at a dress and make a pattern.

    I "hope" in my 1000 hobbies to someday smock for my baby granddaughter. Right, the rational brain says. I figure seersucker dresses would be a good start for a baby girl on a hot summer day.

    Thank you, Piper. Love a man seersucker suit like my father's. Yet I married a Yankee from Long Island.

    Mass was packed today. We assume with guests and those who hit the "big" days. However, our parish is big on any Sunday as I am reading people are returning to church. Young men with babies are popular in ours.

    God's blessings to you all.

    https://tinyurl.com/mrxyfmuf

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 12:50 AM (WONhk)

    288 Cthulhu 2028
    @cthulhu4america
    4h
    Humanity is doomed.
    Cthulhu Fhtagn

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2026 12:50 AM (rbvCR)

    289 You're probably asleep now, Bulg, but I think that's a great part time job for you-to be a tutor. I hope that you enjoy it.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 12:50 AM (PFs9e)

    290 Time to hit the hay. There's something in the air that's irritating my eyes, and even the dog is sneezing and pawing at his snoot. I guess allergy season has kicked in.

    Posted by: PabloD at April 06, 2026 12:52 AM (8sD0/)

    291 287 Blessed Easter to all! God loves us so much he sent his only Son to die for you. What love is this?

    Same to you, Christy. That is a wonderful hymn which I'm sure you know, "What wondrous love is this?"

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2026 12:53 AM (PFs9e)

    292 "This past Friday the government sent me a Census forum with a note "Your response is Required by law". Great.

    Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 12:09 AM (pvf3X) "

    If it's that 5-year Community Action Survey (or whatever they call it now), you can dick them around by not sending it in (though they'll eventually get pushy and even desperate for you to send it in.)
    But resist the urge to fill in silly answers; There's like a $500 fine for each false answer. So just leave them blank (they wanted extremely intrusive information about my finances and lifestyle. Nope, not going to set myself up for massive identity theft, though they whined "But all your data is confidential!" Yep, and that security starts with ME not giving it away.)

    Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at April 06, 2026 12:57 AM (zC1pp)

    293 Rsrfrsgn! They had AJ Fernandez Bellas Artes maduro lanceros on sale and I was dithering about buying them and now they're sold out.

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2026 01:00 AM (C0Nlv)

    294 Hi Fenelon! Yes...love that hymn and found this one night during Lent. The lyrics and melody spoke to my soul. The timing is English or "Captain Kidd" meter history back to 1549. Song written in Virginia in 1811.

    I am deeply Celtic and some music, like this one, strikes a chord. Or a cord with my DNA.

    Blessings to you.

    Next year Mel Gibson completes his next movie in 2 parts I read today. The Ressurection and then Ascension 40 days later.

    I don't go to theaters but will for those. Altho I think the Passion of Christ nearly did me in. My husband and I left that theater mute and exhausted.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 01:03 AM (WONhk)

    295 Goodnight all.

    Ace's post about the rescue of the Air Force warrior was perfection earlier today. Prayers of millions answered for his safe return.

    The liberals can holler about "boots on the ground" and in this case, I thank God for brave men who don't leave anyone behind.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 06, 2026 01:06 AM (WONhk)

    296 Blessed Easter to all of you, horde!

    He is risen!

    Today was a good day. Hope you all had a wonderful celebration.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

    297 @292. Thanks for the heads up As Not. I really hate to give out personal info. So many scams out there. Anything to do with money, banks or credit cards are off limits. It's not as though I'm rolling in money anyway but still I don't want to be ripped off. So I'll be careful.

    Posted by: Case at April 06, 2026 01:16 AM (pvf3X)

    298 Diogenes — if you want a real classic suit profile, order your suits with the vents closed. This is the classic look from the 40s and 50s: long jackets, high waisted pleated trousers, double- or single-breasted…

    Posted by: Slash Buzz at April 06, 2026 01:17 AM (FstDi)

    299 Evening.

    Happy Easter.

    This is your annual reminder that...

    The Easter Bunny Hates You

    https://youtu.be/OafXHh5IZ2A

    Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2026 01:19 AM (dpXJq)

    300 Trump's, with his arms by his side, coat comes to his first knuckle from his finger tip. Best I can tell.
    ----

    There's like a $500 fine for each false answer. So just leave them blank (they wanted extremely intrusive information about my finances and lifestyle. Nope, not going to set myself up for massive identity theft, though they whined "But all your data is confidential!" Yep, and that security starts with ME not giving it away.)
    Posted by: As Not Seen On TV
    -----

    All those census questions are illegal. The Constitution requires minimum basic info, that is all.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:32 AM (nXhai)

    301 Greetings Everyone!

    Thank you for content, Doof!

    Hope everyone had an enjoyable Easter. I spent it with about 40 in-laws and outlaws. Elderly ones in wheelchairs, little ones running all around, teens off in conspiratorial little groups, adults busy with cooking and talk of sports, politics and local issues. Everyone laughing and talking, younger ones sharing concerns and angst with older aunts and uncles or listening to stories of glories of holidays past and heroic exploits in our careers and travels; or listening in disbelief as we describe the world before cellphones and computers, when your phone number was a word followed by five digits, letters were written on paper either by hand or using a 'typewriter', and bills were paid with written check and mailed.

    When long distance was for dire emergencies only and you called station to station or person to person....

    There I go again, rambling on....well - Columbo is on Cozi and I can't sleep too late or I'll miss Varney in the morning.....

    I'm beat!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 06, 2026 01:36 AM (QGaXH)

    302 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde. At motel in Castlegar, BC, tonight. Castlegar is on the Columbia River a short distance north of the U.S. border. Heading home from Vancouver.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 01:40 AM (PBfu2)

    303 The Easter Bunny Hates You

    https://youtu.be/OafXHh5IZ2A
    Posted by: Robert
    -----------

    I take it that your gout's not any better.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 01:41 AM (nXhai)

    304 There is quite the story of the crewman rescue, seeing bits of it

    Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2026 01:41 AM (Ia/+0)

    305 After lunch with hubby, I had a day of solitude. Like most days, now.

    I lived alone for years before meeting hubby, so it's nothing new. If he can't come home, then I'd prefer to be alone anyway. *shrug*

    Got much work done in the yard, yay! It was a gorgeous day. Tomorrow should be about the same, weather-wise, and I gots planz!

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

    306 My goodness there's been a lot of seersucking comments tonight.

    Used to I dressed up quite natty
    Before I turned somewhat more fatty
    Still got a nice shoe
    And a good tie or two
    But my old suits are now a bit ratty

    The astro crew is in the moon's clutches, you say? May their journey be safe and simple, toilet problems aside. This should be an interesting week. Glad it started out with Easter, and a good dinner with the family.

    I have it on good authority, the Father himself loves you.

    https://youtu.be/kIq8jLj5TzU

    Fading out. G'nite, y'all.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - He is Risen! at April 06, 2026 01:52 AM (Qlfju)

    307 I finally have a job, though part time. I’m going to be a tutor. I think that that’s an appropriate career transition at this point in my life.
    Posted by: Bulg at April 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

    I thought I was getting tutored, too.

    Posted by: The Dog at April 06, 2026 01:53 AM (PBfu2)

    308 Seersucker... oh yes, now I remember! That weird waffle-y weave fabric that some of my summer play clothes were made of...

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

    309 After lunch with hubby, I had a day of solitude. Like most days, now.

    I lived alone for years before meeting hubby, so it's nothing new. If he can't come home, then I'd prefer to be alone anyway. *shrug*

    Got much work done in the yard, yay! It was a gorgeous day. Tomorrow should be about the same, weather-wise, and I gots planz!

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

    I really don't mind alone time. Sometimes I have a blast with it.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 01:55 AM (snZF9)

    310 ...back in the day, of course.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

    311 I thought I was getting tutored, too.
    Posted by: The Dog

    Shut up, idiot.

    Posted by: The Cat at April 06, 2026 01:57 AM (7fNaw)

    312
    Hmmmm...

    Candace Owens@RealCandaceO

    This is a satanic administration. We all realize that satanic Zionists occupy the White House and Congress needs to move to have the Mad King Trump removed.
    All of our lives may depend upon other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell and surrounded by religious fanatics who have convinced him that he is a messiah.

    We are in uncharted territory. Leaders worldwide need to act accordingly.

    Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 06, 2026 02:03 AM (Feqvg)

    313 I like that I no longer get questioned about every single thing I do. Sure, it's only because hubby was losing his mind, but dang it was like being interrogated over the slightest move. Ugh. Gonna take a while to get over that.

    Freedom comes at a high price.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)

    314 Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 06, 2026 02:03 AM

    WTAF?

    Candace is delusional. FFS.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

    315 Posted by: Mister Ghost at April 06, 2026 02:03 AM

    WTAF?

    Candace is delusional. FFS.
    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

    You know, somebody ought to do a Candy O mashup of Bob Dylan's song about Hurricane Carter (and to Bob's credit, he has acknowledged that he was deceived, and that Carter really was guilty).

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 02:10 AM (PBfu2)

    316 Things will change, a new perspective, it'll take a little while but it will get better. A lot better.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:12 AM (nXhai)

    317 Back when BF died, I couldn't imagine any future. Mom & Dad were supportive and I was still fairly young-- still had more than half my (expected) life ahead.

    Now? When hubby goes, there's no one left to tell me "it'll be ok" and I'm now in the *winter* portion of life.

    Need to downsize. Start selling things. Prepare to move to a place I can handle on my own as I age & lose mobility.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

    318 Candace Owens is looking to get hired by MSNOW. Though it is possible that she may be too bonkers for them.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 06, 2026 02:21 AM (sAmhv)

    319 Weird. This hotel, a real nice Super 8 motel, has a steady ongoing rumbling vibration just a the level of perception, like being on board a ship when the engines are not quite synced in RPM. Noticed it in the pizza joint a mile down the road where I at supper, too. There's a dam on the Columbia not far from here. I wonder if water going over the spillway is causing some sort of seismic disturbance?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 02:28 AM (PBfu2)

    320 Candace Owens@RealCandaceO

    ""This is a satanic administration. We all realize that satanic Zionists occupy the White House and Congress needs to move to have the Mad King Trump removed.
    All of our lives may depend upon other countries realizing that Trump is deeply unwell and surrounded by religious fanatics who have convinced him that he is a messiah"".



    Bitch please, its been so long since we had a president with balls that generate their own gravity well you think its fucking voodoo. No, its balls that fucking CLANK.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 02:32 AM (snZF9)

    321 You're closer to early autumn than winter. Planning ahead is good, it's like prepping. It keeps you on you feet when every thing you planned turns out different. Life is like the saying - military's got a plan until the first battle, But plans help you get re-oriented. (everybody's got have a plan)
    What I'm saying is you've got more skills than you think, you've got more resilience than you think.
    You will be OK. It' will work out.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:36 AM (nXhai)

    322 Well, getting on for midnight here, and I am sleepy. Should make it home tomorrow. Night, Horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 02:39 AM (PBfu2)

    323 317 Back when BF died, I couldn't imagine any future. Mom & Dad were supportive and I was still fairly young-- still had more than half my (expected) life ahead.

    Now? When hubby goes, there's no one left to tell me "it'll be ok" and I'm now in the *winter* portion of life.

    Need to downsize. Start selling things. Prepare to move to a place I can handle on my own as I age & lose mobility.
    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

    Getting old sucks. I'm there. I was all that and a bag of chips... 225 ... 6 Ft... 8% body fat... for YEARS. Navy... Boarded ships in the Gulf for YEARS.

    Now? Knees hurt.... tendons hurt... hip hurts... and no energy... so don't work out like I did even 5 years ago.

    This is the part of life they never tell us about.... yet we all saw in our Grandparents...

    Posted by: Romeo13 at April 06, 2026 02:43 AM (mP0Kj)

    324 Back when BF died, I couldn't imagine any future. Mom & Dad were supportive and I was still fairly young-- still had more than half my (expected) life ahead.

    Now? When hubby goes, there's no one left to tell me "it'll be ok" and I'm now in the *winter* portion of life.

    Need to downsize. Start selling things. Prepare to move to a place I can handle on my own as I age & lose mobility.

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

    You never know JQ. Somehow I don't think you'll be alone.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2026 02:44 AM (snZF9)

    325 Thanks, guys.

    What will be, will be. I gotta be ready for whatever...

    And it's late, so I bid you all good night.

    <3

    Posted by: JQ at April 06, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

    326 'night AOP.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:50 AM (nXhai)

    327 'night JQ.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 02:55 AM (nXhai)

    328 319 Weird. This hotel, a real nice Super 8 motel, has a steady ongoing rumbling vibration just a the level of perception, like being on board a ship when the engines are not quite synced in RPM. Noticed it in the pizza joint a mile down the road where I at supper, too. There's a dam on the Columbia not far from here. I wonder if water going over the spillway is causing some sort of seismic disturbance?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2026 02:28 AM (PBfu2)


    Huh. I didn't realize (until looking it up just now) that Canada has some of the hydroelectric dams on the Columbia. It has quite a few! Anyway, my intuition is that it's more likely one of those, with a deliberately large amount of kinetic energy flowing through for conversion to usable power, rather than just spillway release.

    Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 03:06 AM (Sy6m/)

    329 Good night, AOP and JQ.

    Posted by: SciVo at April 06, 2026 03:09 AM (Sy6m/)

    330 I had a blue Brooks Brothers seersucker suit, acquired at their San Francisco store, in late eighties or early ninities. It wore very well. A bit savoir faire for California, perhaps.

    Posted by: Born Free at April 06, 2026 03:20 AM (raD1m)

    331 Time for me to hit the road too. To all the ghosts and SciVo, I bid you all a good night.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 06, 2026 03:22 AM (nXhai)

    332 🌠

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 03:52 AM (7fNaw)

    333 Is this the day that Aussie savings time starts?

    Posted by: clarence at April 06, 2026 04:03 AM (7fNaw)

    334 Pixy's up!

    Posted by: m at April 06, 2026 04:08 AM (fNISR)

    335 Just looked at Piper's X site for the first time - when I called her the 'fashion maven' the other day I had no idea that she already called herself that!

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 06, 2026 05:34 AM (NcvvS)

    Gun Thread: Happy Easter Edition!

    hare in scope 040526 scaled.jpg
    There's a hare in my scope!

    Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

    Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving hell did it get to be the Easter Edition? Seems like only last week it was not the Easter Edition!!

    So Happy Easter!!

    With that, step into the dojo, bite the head off of a chocolate bunny, and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?

    ******

    FUNdamentals

    bunnyocalypse-sample-target 2 040526 scaled.jpg

    What're all y'all using for targets? In order to get appropriate feedback from all of those fundamentals you're focusing on, you need to change your targets frequently. I am constantly amazed how someone will go to the range and proceed to put 50 or 100 rounds through a single printed paper target, and at the end of the session look at the shredded remains approvingly. What, if any, information on your shooting is to be to be gathered from the resulting mess? I can only surmise part of the issue is the cost of the targets themselves.

    What if I told you there was a better way?

    Replace your targets after each magazine or cylinder in the case of revolvers.

    Q: Weasel, how can you possibly go through so many targets without going el broke-o?
    A: It's easy.

    What I do is make my own targets. They're not fancy, but they get the job done. I buy a ream of 8 1/2 x 11 inch copier paper and a roll of 1 inch colored stickers and bingo! Instant targets at a cost of about 2 cents each.

    Spend the money you save on ammo.

    ******

    AR-15 Numbero Six

    ******

    Training With 100 Rounds

    Last week our pal Biden's Dog mentioned he had obtained an Israeli weapon permit and was limited to 100 total rounds of ammo. How can he best use them?

    Maybe only use 90 or so of them at a time!

    ******

    Custom Gun For A Custom Ride

    A bunch of all y'all sent this article in.

    040526 SR71-pistol scaled.jpg

    Custom Handguns for SR-71 Crews

    ******

    Colt factory

    ******

    Our Pal Space Gears!

    ******

    Highway Patrol!

    This week's episode: Taxi!

    ******

    Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster!

    ******

    Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.

    Cigarsinternational.com
    Cigarpage.com
    Famous-smoke.com
    Cigarsdaily.com
    Neptunecigar.com
    Smallbatchcigar.com
    Bobalu Cigar Company
    Cigarbid.com
    Nicks Cigar World New!

    A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid

    Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!

    ******

    Ammo Link-O-Rama
    I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo
    AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
    GunBot - online ammo search tool
    SG Ammo
    Palmetto State Armory
    Georgia Arms
    AmmoMan
    Target Sports USA
    Bud's Gun Shop
    American Elite Ammo
    Lucky Gunner Ammo NEW!

    ******

    Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

    That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

    Posted by: Weasel at 07:00 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Good evening everyone

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)

    2 Wham bam!

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

    3 Here!

    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 07:00 PM (vPwMB)

    4 But delayed.

    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 07:01 PM (vPwMB)

    5 Good Easter Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and a special Easter greeting to our host Weasel!

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 07:01 PM (t2oSI)

    6 Another wham bam.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 07:01 PM (LHPAg)

    7 Hello, Weasel!

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:02 PM (BCwQW)

    8 But delayed.
    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 07:01 PM


    A hangfire.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

    9 Howdy, all! He is risen!

    Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 05, 2026 07:05 PM (lPWbY)

    10 Have alwas changed targets after a magazine or minimum 2 cylinders. As said tagets are nothing.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)

    11 What I do is make my own targets. They're not fancy, but they get the job done. I buy a ream of 8 1/2 x 11 inch copier paper and a roll of 1 inch colored stickers and bingo! Instant targets at a cost of about 2 cents each.

    Narrator: "Some assembly required."

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

    12 Guns

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xcxpd)

    13 A Blessed Easter to all of our resident gunthusiasts

    Repent for your lack of range time.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:07 PM (+nEug)

    14 bite the head off of a chocolate bunny
    ----
    Heh. I just unwrapped a chocolate bunny to do exactly that when I opened the Thread and read this...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 07:08 PM (ESVrU)

    15 Hello Weapons Council.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 07:09 PM (CHHv1)

    16 What if I told you there was a better way?


    What I if told you

    You read the line just above wrong?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

    17 Did get to the range and did NOT forget the 9mm ammo this time. Gun drills were dot torture and draw+fire double taps. Gun was my CZ P-07 with compensator. It...was not fast. Basically the comp snags on my holster and the heavy (but smooth) DA trigger pull really slows me down. Accuracy is good.

    Next week, I'll try a different CZ P-07, either my DAO custom or my stock CZ P-07 without red dot.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 07:09 PM (xcxpd)

    18 Wishing all of you who celebrate today a blessed Easter.

    And...gubs!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)

    19 Happy Easter everyone!!!!

    Sorry I really cannot join tonight.
    Enjoying an Easter dinner with family.

    Talk to all next week!!

    Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 05, 2026 07:11 PM (9QV0C)

    20 RMBS, I was looking forward to your Eastdr menu in the food thread.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:12 PM (+nEug)

    21 Have a good one, Scoob!

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Wnv9h)

    22 Scoob, nothing better. Enjoy.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:13 PM (+nEug)

    23 Enjoy, Scoob!

    No range report this week, I'm afraid. I might clean the guns later.

    : )

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 07:14 PM (hJH5n)

    24 I bought a pack of 50 targets from my local freedom store awhile back and still haven't exhausted them. I use the "masking tape over my hits" strategy to re-use the target until it's no longer viable.

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 07:15 PM (t2oSI)

    25 RMBS, I was looking forward to your Eastdr menu in the food thread.
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:12 PM

    Sorry, Ben Had, I was celebrating Easter (Palm Sunday for me) with friends.

    Dinner for next Sunday is some sous vided lamb with lots of garlic and rosemary, finished on the grill; some tzatziki; a ham; roasted potatoes; seared asparagus with a lemon ricotta bed and a mint vinaigrette. And good friends to enjoy it with.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

    26 My range is barren. Haven't seen a hog in 3 months.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:16 PM (+nEug)

    27 >>> Last week our pal Biden's Dog mentioned he had obtained an Israeli weapon permit and was limited to 100 total rounds of ammo.

    To help compensate I just ordered one American box of 10mm HP. That's a thousand rounds to you in Rio Linda.

    180 gr HP. Not the full power but a bit over 600 ft lbs.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)

    28 Well.
    Like a dummy, I pulled out my bullet launch systems for their quarterly cleaning and Mrs D noted one she apparently didn't know about.
    Ooopps.
    And now she knows.

    PS. Great security at church today.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 07:18 PM (2WIwB)

    29 I have a roll of cheap butcher paper that fits my target frame perfectly. I think I'll tack that on over the cardboard, and simply put black or orange dots all over it. I figure I can get 12 dots on it with plenty of room in between. Probably 20, but that's a lot of shooting!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 07:18 PM (n9ltV)

    30 Shouldn't that be "Bundamentals"?

    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

    31 I will send you guys all the feed sacks you want for targets.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:20 PM (+nEug)

    32 I just ordered one American box of 10mm HP.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)


    What 10mm pistol do you have? I shot a friend's Glock long slide 10mm and it was great! Light recoil and very accurate. I am tempted, but know nothing about the pistols.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 07:21 PM (n9ltV)

    33 A plug for the Institute of Military Technology in Titusville, FL. Here you can see the fullest collection of the products of Eugene Stoner's fertile mind, courtesy of C. Reed Knight's efforts over the last four decades. Also preserved are Eugene Stoner's work desk and files from his last years working at Knights' Armament, surrounded by walls displaying his inventions.

    68 years since the first AR-15 saw the light of day. That means a good number of Colt SP-1s (commercial Colt AR-15 rifles) are now C&R eligible.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:21 PM (BCwQW)

    34 I'm thinking upon return, the Artemus II / Orion crew should each be presented with a Stetson and a commemorative Colt Single Action Army revolver.

    Gen Z zoomers need to pony up! Happy Easter.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Fbc0I)

    35 That means a good number of Colt SP-1s (commercial Colt AR-15 rifles) are now C&R eligible.
    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:21 PM (BCwQW)
    -----
    I have one of those!

    Posted by: Weasel at April 05, 2026 07:23 PM (qdktZ)

    36 Good evening Horde and thanks Weasel!

    Our range target solution is paper plates with stickers.

    Posted by: TRex - RSO dino at April 05, 2026 07:23 PM (IQ6Gq)

    37 I'm thinking upon return, the Artemus II / Orion crew should each be presented with a Stetson and a commemorative Colt Single Action Army revolver.

    Gen Z zoomers need to pony up! Happy Easter.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Fbc0I)


    I'm thinking a roll of Charmin.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 07:24 PM (2WIwB)

    38 Range time this weekend consisted of shooting the H&K CC9 one handed from 7 yards or two handed at 10 yards. I did well, with only one flyer at the 7 yard targets. I also brought out my H&K SP5 to shoot at 20 yards (max distance at my indoor range. As expected, the SP5 is a tack driver at 20 yards.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:27 PM (BCwQW)

    39 LOL at the bunny target

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 07:27 PM (znREB)

    40 "I'm thinking a roll of Charmin.
    Posted by: Diogenes"

    There's a whole bunch of targets on every roll.

    Posted by: Guy who uses the cheapest targets at April 05, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

    41 Have drones changed the shooting phase of war?

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:30 PM (+nEug)

    42 Delurking to wish all a Happy Easter and great shooting.
    I don't shoot anymore. Balance is such that I can't stand up without my walker. Getting old is not for the weak. Better than the alternative.

    Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2026 07:32 PM (LjEfn)

    43 Ronster. How very nice to see you. Blessings to you and yours.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

    44 A little range time... with new (to me) Weatherby Vanguard in 6.5 Creedmore... decent scope and mount.
    Added bipod, and it's quite the rifle. Very nice.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

    45 I could design a deep space commode for half of what they paid. They would just need to stockpile petroleum jelly. Taco Bell and thrust. It's what's on the menu.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Fbc0I)

    46 Thanks Ben Had. Appreciate the blessings.

    Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2026 07:40 PM (LjEfn)

    47 Hello Weasel & fellow gub friends, Happy Easter!

    Going to make the effort to get to get out to a local range to shoot my fav 22's & 44's. It's something I have not done in a few years but as my time grows short I want to be happy turning money into noise instead of drugs.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 07:41 PM (Q/FnY)

    48 I want to be happy turning money into noise instead of drugs.

    You're doing it wrong.

    Posted by: Walter W. at April 05, 2026 07:43 PM (vTZFs)

    49 Tisas, the Turkish maker of 1911 clones, has changed their importing company. There are now deals to be had as the distributors clear out the old stock from the former importer.

    Right at the moment, Palmetto State Armory has a "SDS" and a "MAC" model on sale.

    https://tinyurl.com/4pbdwsfv
    https://tinyurl.com/2s329696

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 07:43 PM (YYotJ)

    50 Getting old is not for the weak. Better than the alternative.
    Posted by: Ronster

    I am the same, go for the therapy, stay for the noise, enjoy the simple things!

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 07:44 PM (Q/FnY)

    51 Have drones changed the shooting phase of war?
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:30 PM (+nEug)

    "What you can see, you can hit. What you can hit, you can kill." My NCOs hammered that into all of us youngsters starting in ROTC Advance Camp. Drones have made it impossible to hide on the modern battlefield, especially if they're equipped with low light sensors (IR, thermal, starlight scopes, etc.). With the use of fiber optic cables, it's not just the front lines that are dangerous. You can be 20 km (12 miles) behind the lines and still be in mortal danger from drones. There's nowhere that's "safe" like earlier wars, not even bunkers or dugouts. Drones can navigate down the corridors and get to you even if you're inside fortifications like these.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:46 PM (BCwQW)

    52 Be vewy vewy qwiet. I have a wabbit gun.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

    53 You're doing it wrong.
    Posted by: Walter W

    Hank Jr would say otherwise. ;P

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 07:47 PM (Q/FnY)

    54 Gun thread😀

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 07:48 PM (V4IXI)

    55 I can't take any gun advice until Reggie Jackson chimes in and says it's sound.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 07:49 PM (V4IXI)

    56 Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 07:46 PM (BCwQW)

    I assume counter measures are just around the corner.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 07:53 PM (V4IXI)

    57 Howdy.....

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at April 05, 2026 07:56 PM (sAmhv)

    58 Little Bunny!

    Posted by: Skipper at April 05, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

    59 13 A Blessed Easter to all of our resident gunthusiasts

    Repent for your lack of range time.
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:07 PM (+nEug)

    Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

    On the other hand, with a bum shoulder, shooting is kinda off the table, so to speak.

    Of course, with those bunny targets.... temptation is great!

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 07:59 PM (DwqWV)

    60 What 10mm pistol do you have? I shot a friend's Glock long slide 10mm and it was great! Light recoil and very accurate. I am tempted, but know nothing about the pistols.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 07:21 PM


    The Glock 20, and better, the G40, are two of the few Glocks to possess the Duncanthrax Seal of Approval.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

    61 I assume counter measures are just around the corner.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 07:53 PM (V4IXI)

    But if you're the PBI (poor bloody infantry) or grunt out there at the point of contact, those countermeasures will never get there fast enough. Smaller jammers, point defense anti drone weapons and more are all in the labs undergoing development. But until you put them into the hands of the grunts (and they work), it doesn't matter if you have the coolest toys in the R&D pipeline.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:00 PM (BCwQW)

    62 42 Delurking to wish all a Happy Easter and great shooting.
    I don't shoot anymore. Balance is such that I can't stand up without my walker. Getting old is not for the weak. Better than the alternative.
    Posted by: Ronster at April 05, 2026 07:32 PM (LjEfn)

    Get you a shooting table and blast away, my friend. No reason to give in just because you have turned 29.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 08:00 PM (DwqWV)

    63 SR-71 crews got .22s ?

    That's surprising

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:01 PM (V4IXI)

    64 Happy Easter y'all....finally finished dinner and taking a break before dishes. Giving much thanks today for our military rescuing the WSO, and for the administration for having the moral compass to pursue it. This is what I voted for. No range report today, nor will there be one week as we are in Pittsburgh again. On a different front, architect finally narrowing down the revisions on the house plans, so hopefully we break ground in TN very soon...just 8 minutes from the S&W Hqs!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

    65 31 I will send you guys all the feed sacks you want for targets.
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 07:20 PM (+nEug)

    We can always shoot the trash.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 08:02 PM (DwqWV)

    66 TCN, good to see you. How is that precious grandson of yours doing?

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

    67 We can always shoot the trash.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2026 08:02 PM (DwqWV)

    Go to the dump and shoot rats.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:04 PM (V4IXI)

    68 Drones have made the Army's new long range battle rifle obsolete before it can even be issued. Got a target 700 meters away? Send a drone after it.

    There is still a place for firearms in close-quarters urban combat, assuming you can get enough people up to the front alive to have a fight.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 08:04 PM (YYotJ)

    69 SR-71 crews got .22s ?

    That's surprising
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:01 PM (V4IXI)

    Not really. See Eugene Stoner's work in the creation of the AR-7 for the same purpose. But the AR-7 is far more famous for its role as James Bond's attache case rifle in "From Russia With Love."

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:05 PM (BCwQW)

    70 Ben Had, I am giving thought to your feed sacks....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

    71 Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:05 PM (BCwQW)

    I thought it was surprising since Fighter pilots carry the service 9mm .

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:08 PM (V4IXI)

    72 The Grateful, even better I can ship you paper grocery bags as I get my groceries bagged in paper as much as possible.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:08 PM (+nEug)

    73 SR-71 crews got .22s ?

    That's surprising
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:01 PM (V4IXI)

    From earlier today, the history of USAF survival rifles. The current issue is a chopped down M4

    https://tinyurl.com/4bdamkjm

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 08:11 PM (YYotJ)

    74 Ben Had, don't bother sending anything. I can pick up whatever in October, as we're driving down and back. But I am intrigued by the feed sacks for other reasons....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

    75 Drones have made the Army's new long range battle rifle obsolete before it can even be issued. Got a target 700 meters away? Send a drone after it.

    There is still a place for firearms in close-quarters urban combat, assuming you can get enough people up to the front alive to have a fight.
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 08:04 PM (YYotJ)

    I agree with your assessment. Take a look at combat video of what the Ukrainians are carrying at the frontlines. Those guys now have four years of high intensity infantry combat under their belts, so they know what works and what doesn't. Most of them appear to carry 5.56mm NATO or 5.45mm Russian caliber rifles. Only a few pack heavier caliber .30 caliber platforms. The Ukrainians are increasingly turning to robot platforms (ground or air) to conduct the riskiest infantry combat missions like patrolling or scouting. In this respect, the US Army is way behind the power curve.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:13 PM (BCwQW)

    76 I thought it was surprising since Fighter pilots carry the service 9mm .
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:08 PM (V4IXI)

    The rifle (AR-7s in the past, GAU-5s today) is part of the survival pack that's part of the pilot's ejection seat (I think). The pilot has a sidearm on their person.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:16 PM (BCwQW)

    77 What 10mm pistol do you have? I shot a friend's Glock long slide 10mm and it was great! Light recoil and very accurate. I am tempted, but know nothing about the pistols.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

    Got a Rock Island. All steel 1911 format but in double stack. You can use it as a club if you run out of ammo.

    Also have Springfield XD-M Elite 4.5" OSP. Almost as big as the Rock but a lot lighter. Haven't had a chance to shoot it yet.

    Neither could be considered concealed carry unless your usual wear is a big fluffy parka and snow pants. More suited for the nightstand.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 08:27 PM (/lPRQ)

    78 Weird ass submachine gun.

    https://is.gd/yZJYpx

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 08:31 PM (ndZc7)

    79 Watching the Colt history. Lotta woke BS in the story. Always with the negative vibes, Moriarty.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

    80 Well, they're all movie threads and this one has lots of guns. The Cohen Brothers have made Blood Meridian.

    https://is.gd/WcmhCK

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)

    81 From earlier today, the history of USAF survival rifles. The current issue is a chopped down M4

    https://tinyurl.com/4bdamkjm
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

    Must have been critical to fit in that carry case and have a certain minimal barrel length to use a removable barrel vs. just pulling the upper off.
    And the folding pistol grip.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 08:37 PM (/lPRQ)

    82 Are y'all telling me at this point in history I shouldn't waste my time learning long distance shooting? Just buy some drones instead?

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

    83 Coen, Cohen, what's the difference?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

    84 Weird ass submachine gun.

    https://is.gd/yZJYpx
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 08:31 PM (ndZc7)

    It's been around for almost 20 years now, so it's not that new.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:39 PM (BCwQW)

    85 Good Easter evening, dear Horde.

    The bunny-apocalypse made me laugh my ass off, Weasel!

    Posted by: Ladyl at April 05, 2026 08:40 PM (D6+4s)

    86 84 Weird ass submachine gun.

    https://is.gd/yZJYpx
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 08:31 PM (ndZc7)

    It's been around for almost 20 years now, so it's not that new.
    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:39 PM (BCwQW)

    Kriss Vector

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:42 PM (xcxpd)

    87 I used to drive by that blue Dome from Yukon to Southern Connecticut regularly in the 70s? I saw it go from blue to blue with stars, and there was actually a smiley face painted on a yellow dome.

    Posted by: kactus at April 05, 2026 08:43 PM (twS2i)

    88 UConn
    Go Huskies

    Posted by: kactus at April 05, 2026 08:44 PM (twS2i)

    89 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:42 PM (xcxpd)

    Originally chambered for .45.

    That vid appeared to be 9mm

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)

    90 Are y'all telling me at this point in history I shouldn't waste my time learning long distance shooting? Just buy some drones instead?
    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 08:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

    Unless you have the budget the Big Green Machine has to work with, learning long range shooting is cheaper. Besides, RPG-7 warheads and TM-62 anti-tank mines (common drone payloads in Ukraine) aren't all that common here. BATFE might have an objection or two if you try to outfit your drones with those payloads.

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 08:45 PM (BCwQW)

    91 Best anti-drone weapons are also the cheapest: 12 gauge pump and semi-auto shotguns.

    They really do solve problems.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:47 PM (xcxpd)

    92 Posted by: Ladyl at April 05, 2026 08:40 PM (D6+4s)
    -----
    Hey there!!!

    Posted by: Weasel at April 05, 2026 08:49 PM (qdktZ)

    93 The Cohen Brothers have made Blood Meridian.

    You're four days late.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 08:50 PM (gKWVE)

    94 Best anti-drone weapons are also the cheapest: 12 gauge pump and semi-auto shotguns.

    They really do solve problems.
    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:47 PM (xcxpd)

    I work for a survey company that uses drones for photogrammetry, and in Idaho, that is a legitimate concern. Heh.

    Posted by: PVT Charles Lamb, Otumwa IA at April 05, 2026 08:51 PM (0aYVJ)

    95 Dang sock.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ)

    96 89 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:42 PM (xcxpd)

    Originally chambered for .45.

    That vid appeared to be 9mm
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 08:45 PM (V4IXI)

    They make a 10mm too!

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:54 PM (xcxpd)

    97 Grateful, drones ain’t gonna be everywhere. Always a need to know how to shoot a rifle. AR platform at a minimum.

    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 08:57 PM (nZWpe)

    98 Grateful, drones ain’t gonna be everywhere. Always a need to know how to shoot a rifle. AR platform at a minimum.
    Posted by: RI Red
    *********
    I know, I am studying for my trip to NH whenever it gets scheduled.....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 05, 2026 09:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

    99 85 Good Easter evening, dear Horde.

    The bunny-apocalypse made me laugh my ass off, Weasel!
    Posted by: Ladyl at April 05, 2026 08:40 PM (D6+4s)


    Good evening, ma'am!

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 09:09 PM (t2oSI)

    100 100!

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 09:09 PM (t2oSI)

    101 yeah, I cheated, but it's slow tonight...

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 09:09 PM (t2oSI)

    102 Blood Meridian is unfilmable. The book was snuff pron posing as deep thinking. I didn't hate it but it was a hard read and pretty vile.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at April 05, 2026 09:11 PM (sAmhv)

    103 Funny how much the music, and narration, on Planetary Gears (1953) sounds like Highway Patrol (1956).

    It was the Serious Subject style of the times.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - after-dinner meant at April 05, 2026 09:12 PM (Qlfju)

    104 Working on a date, Grateful. Maybe have it tomorrow.

    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 09:13 PM (sk1rK)

    105 100 100!

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 09:09 PM
    ***
    Bang.

    Keyboard fundamentals.

    Posted by: TRex - RSO dino at April 05, 2026 09:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

    106 unfilmable. The book was snuff pron posing as deep thinking

    Here's my card. Laminated!

    Posted by: American Psycho at April 05, 2026 09:15 PM (gKWVE)

    107 Good evening to everyone of the GunHorde and a very Happy Easter. Not much happening here, although I am going to be cleaning up the Gamo for garden protection. Their proprietary copper pellets are supersonic and crack like a.22. The polymer tipped lead are just subsonic and pretty quiet …

    Thank you Weasel. Good night everyone

    Posted by: Coelacanth at April 05, 2026 09:18 PM (DJPFk)

    108 9:20 thank you time!

    Thank you!

    Hope to see all of you again next Sunday. Happy Easter and goodnite!

    Posted by: Weasel at April 05, 2026 09:20 PM (qdktZ)

    109 Thanks for hosting, Weasel!

    Posted by: Ed L at April 05, 2026 09:22 PM (BCwQW)

    110 Good night, Weasel. Thx.

    Posted by: RI Red at April 05, 2026 09:22 PM (sk1rK)

    111 Appreciate the forum as always, Weasel!

    Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at April 05, 2026 09:26 PM (t2oSI)

    112 Got a Rock Island. All steel 1911 format but in double stack. You can use it as a club if you run out of ammo.

    Also have Springfield XD-M Elite 4.5" OSP. Almost as big as the Rock but a lot lighter. Haven't had a chance to shoot it yet.

    Neither could be considered concealed carry unless your usual wear is a big fluffy parka and snow pants. More suited for the nightstand.
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 08:27 PM (/lPRQ)
    You can carry that double stack .45 if you have steelworkers suspenders and and a long jacket. Way back yonder, I had a double stack Para Ordnance, shot great, carried miserable.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 09:28 PM (LHPAg)

    113 I think my Mattel Marauder was serial #7

    Posted by: Captain Ned at April 05, 2026 09:29 PM (nADdg)

    114 Same-ish here as 26. Took 2 juniors (.22 & .17) out to see the Easter bunny. Not a trace.
    Told them their pigs wouldn't notice one fewer buckets of slop next feed time and got to hear the laughs when they saw the results of .17 velocity on root vegetables.
    Went back 4 hours later, still not even a nibble on the leftovers.

    Posted by: Nato at April 05, 2026 09:36 PM (HcqhF)

    115 102 Blood Meridian is unfilmable. The book was snuff pron posing as deep thinking. I didn't hate it but it was a hard read and pretty vile.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at April 05, 2026 09:11 PM (sAmhv)

    Beautifully written, horrible dehumanizing content.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 09:40 PM (xcxpd)

    116 Best anti-drone weapons are also the cheapest: 12 gauge pump and semi-auto shotguns.
    They really do solve problems.
    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:47 PM (xcxpd)


    Goose gun, everyone needs a goose gun with a choke that allows slugs, just in case

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

    117 Best anti-drone weapons are also the cheapest: 12 gauge pump and semi-auto shotguns.
    They really do solve problems.
    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:47 PM (xcxpd)

    Goose gun, everyone needs a goose gun with a choke that allows slugs, just in case
    Posted by: Kindltot

    Those little racing drones might work quite nicely from a kinetic kill on the relatively larger one-way bomb drones. Just a matter of programming them to search out and hit any other drone up there. Little buggers go from 0 to 100+ in an instant.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 09:47 PM (/lPRQ)

    118 Re targets - because I am childish, I lik reactive targets. Generic tums hot melt glued to cardboard is great.

    I’m not yet ready for aspirin at 400 yards …

    Posted by: Coelacanth at April 05, 2026 09:49 PM (U5d8P)

    119 Best anti-drone weapons are also the cheapest: 12 gauge pump and semi-auto shotguns.
    They really do solve problems.
    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 08:47 PM (xcxpd)


    The best defense is defense in depth.
    I predict that in the next five years the military will be looking to expand their footprint beyond their current fence lines. Everywhere.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 09:59 PM (2WIwB)

    120 34 I'm thinking upon return, the Artemus II / Orion crew should each be presented with a Stetson and a commemorative Colt Single Action Army revolver.

    Gen Z zoomers need to pony up! Happy Easter.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Fbc0I)

    Yeah except unfortunately one of them is a Canadian.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 11:24 PM (hJH5n)

    Food Thread: Lamb Or Ham, Sam I Am

    easterlamb26.JPG

    Yum! Roast leg of lamb is delicious, although some people are not enamored of the slightly gamy taste of most lamb (especially Australian and New Zealand lamb). But there is an easy way to minimize it, and that is simply trimming the excess fat from the meat. And if you have a boneless leg it's even easier, and it works better. The interior fat seems to be the strongest flavored, and of course it doesn't get crispy and browned like the exterior stuff, so trimming that out makes a big difference.

    I think American lamb is the best of the three, but it is more difficult to find and certainly more expensive!

    *

    easterham26.jpg

    Ham is...good! Does it rise to the glories of good lamb? No, I don't think so, but it is also much more of a commodity in America, so it is probably more difficult to get high quality ham. I recall a ham from a wild pig that was processed by a butcher in Mendocino County CA, lo these many years ago, that was absolutely spectacular, so it definitely exists!

    *

    So what's the Horde's preference?

    ******

    I made a pork chili a few months ago from a big loin that I bought for reasons I do not recall. I cut the pork into 3/4" chunks, because given the choice, chunks are my go-to for chili. I browned the meat, the usual suspects (onion and garlic) then added some very dark chile powder that was the last of the container, so I just dumped it all in.

    And beans. Black beans. I didn't even drain them. This was a few months ago, and I don't remember any more of the details, but I defrosted it a few days ago, and damn! it was delicious! Definitely not traditional chili, but defining what traditional chili is can be as fraught as the .45ACP vs. 9mm debate!

    ******

    This dish seems more like a college dish than one that belongs in an adult's kitchen. Does it sound tasty? Sure, after a night of drinking, with a Bloody Mary or a cold beer. And his lilting affectation is on full display, so be warned!

    ******

    My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over. That's the one problem with the dish...brisket exudes a huge amount of moisture, and even after I reduced it a bit, I was left with lots and lots of it.

    Any suggestions for some possible uses? I'm going to toss some into a bowl of rice.

    ******

    Matzoh is good, but as a replacement for a hamburger bun? Nope! But a good burger doesn't need anything, so the simple meal the day after the Seder was exactly that! Plain grilled burgers (with American cheese. Don't tell my Rabbi!). And some quick-caramelized onions too! That was amusing. I had 30 minutes, but also a young brat I could boss around, so the instructions were simply...don't stop stirring!

    There is one thing that is non-negotiable...good ground beef. I am lucky to have a market in the area that grinds its own beef fresh every day, and they use their own trimmings, so it isn't just the cheapest stuff they can buy.

    The commodity stuff is useful for many things, but I think fresh-ground from good raw materials is a game changer.

    ******

    FS Donut26.PNG

    [Hat Tip: dhmosquito]

    ******

    Well, the garlic is out in the sunshine, probably soon to be eaten by those vile rodents with bushy tails and a penchant for damaging my home. But if they survive the squirrel apocalypse, and actually grow into something edible, I will be in garlic heaven! In case it doesn't, send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

    Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

    The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!

    Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Food fight

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:00 PM (m00IZ)

    2 There are reasons to decant wine sometimes.
    Older wines the fine dregs collect and they are horrible so one needs to get them out.
    Others some air will make them better

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:03 PM (m00IZ)

    3 I've never really enjoyed ham as an Easter meal, although I like it in sandwiches, so after spending $400.00 at Shop Rite in order to get a "free" meat, we are having turkey breast, fresh spinach from the local farm and mashed potatoes for our Easter dinner.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (looXz)

    4 As long as Spain remains a superficially Christian nation they can claim to have the best ham.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (cWLG3)

    5 I need to figure something out for dinner. I'm getting tired of steak.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)

    6 I prefer lamb and bought it...but then the son rebelled.

    So, today, it's ham. I let the sons plan the meal b/c it's just 5 of us. Crockpot double mustard and brown sugar glazed ham with tater tots, cucumber salad, pineapple, and strawberries.

    For dessert, I did make my super-lemon ice box cake (with tons of fresh raspberries for topping).

    Note to future self - jello lemon pudding mix is not lemon...it's fake lemon (citric acid). So be prepared to add lots of real lemon juice and zest to get the flavor wanted for the ice box cake (I used lemon shortbread cookies, and made the jello with lemon juice, lemon zest, melted all fruit raspberries preserves and some oat milk and lightened with a scoop of cocowhip)...made a 9x9 b/c the cookies fit perfectly and b/c the 2 boys are sticking to candy as not tart lovers...but this is for me b/c I'm not getting lamb today.

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL)

    7 As long as Spain remains a superficially Christian nation they can claim to have the best ham.
    Posted by: Chairman LMAO


    *Prosciutto has entered the chat

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (U7QMZ)

    8 Sirloin today as we already ate the ham.

    But speaking of lamb, the best I ever had was at a Greek restaurant in Victoria Canada. It was melt in your mouth delicious.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (2WIwB)

    9 5 I need to figure something out for dinner. I'm getting tired of steak.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)
    ---
    Tell that to the poor people starving in China!

    Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at April 05, 2026 04:07 PM (cWLG3)

    10 Scanning in an old Burns, Oregon cookbook from 1952, and ran across a very unfortunate name for a mechanic: “Liebig Motors”. Liebig appears to be a very common name, but still… I guess it could be worse, Liebig could have been a car salesman.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (EXyHK)

    11 Not fond of the taste of lamb. Especially don't like the smell of it roasting. I'll take the spiral cut ham.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (lJ0H4)

    12 Ham. I do not like lamb, Sam I Am.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (h7ZuX)

    13 Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

    It was a different lunch tray b/c I also made a raspberry coco whip dip (the rest of the coco whip with boxed vanilla jello pudding, oat milk, and melted all fruit raspberry preserves) that needed sour...so b/c the boys didn't want it in the dip, I served all sour fruits - blackberries, clementines, and jam grapes. It was amazing that way, so it all worked out. In the future, if it was just me, I'd totally add a bunch of lemon.

    Container organic hummus (cheaper than norm, and it was an impressive hummus) with assorted crackers and fresh mozz for the kids rounded out the lunch.

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (tOcjL)

    14 So what's the Horde's preference?

    Lamb.

    Ham is for Cuban sandwiches.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (VHUov)

    15 Just got back from a neighbor's Easter luncheon of chicken and asparagus. Prosecco and lots of conversation; it's good to socialize once a season to stay in practice.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (kpS4V)

    16 Pork & beef come from a small-town butcher shop. Chicken 50-50 split between butcher (they use an Amish supplier) and supermarket top end. Wife has specifically requested no more lamb or rabbit. Miss my lamburgers. Other high-quality protein? Butcher has a very good selection of frozen fish and uncommon meats, though paying $40+ per pound for ahi tuna steaks ain't happening very often.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (NcvvS)

    17 @14 Rack of lamb or shawarma.

    Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at April 05, 2026 04:10 PM (cWLG3)

    18 Prosciutto has entered the chat

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (U7QMZ)


    I think the Spanish version is better!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (n9ltV)

    19 3 I've never really enjoyed ham as an Easter meal, although I like it in sandwiches, so after spending $400.00 at Shop Rite in order to get a "free" meat, we are having turkey breast, fresh spinach from the local farm and mashed potatoes for our Easter dinner.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (looXz)

    I did Thanksgiving this past Tuesday - it was nice having a spring Thanksgiving (and using up the frozen cranberry bags I had hanging in my freezer)...and it was CHEAP!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (tOcjL)

    20 I am stuffed more than a thanksgiving turkey

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:12 PM (tcsrY)

    21 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.

    Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)

    22 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (tcsrY)

    23 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

    24 Can you imagine the uproar over that Far Side cartoon in today's world? The fact that it's funny is irrelevant, someone's feelings are probably hurt!

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 04:14 PM (CHHv1)

    25 And you am thankful that dear husband is handling the turkey breast , so I only have to make potatoes and spinach, because I was really tired after the Easter service.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ix8EF)

    26 21 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
    Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)

    ---
    I love brussel sprouts! Steamed and drizzled with butter, salt, and powdered roasted garlic for me.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (cWLG3)

    27 I have a ribeye roast in the sous vide cooker. I did most of the prep work on the potatoes, carrots, and Brussels sprouts yesterday. Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
    Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (uqy/m)


    Sprouts are fine. But never ruin such a wonderful meal with that vile okra. T'is the devil's veggie.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (2WIwB)

    28 Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
    Posted by: PabloD

    Not a source of debate for me. Plain steamed sprouts with butter are fine with me. Love them.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (lJ0H4)

    29 Tomorrow's ham leftovers are going to clean out more of my freezer of unused kid Lent lunches. I still have some boxed non-dairy pierogi and tons of cabbage and onions, so I'm going to do a pierogi and cabbage saute (will probably saute in a few more veg like onion, shredded carrot, garlic, leftover mushrooms or bell peppers that are dying, etc) with the ham serving the bacon function...and possibly going even more on a mustard background flavor.

    Told the spouse I love these types of "cook separately and throw together like a casserole, but not a casserole" dishes. And it lets you increase the veg content with no one noticing...they are just scooping...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

    30 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


    Kill it with mint jelly

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

    31 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)


    I like it!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (n9ltV)

    32 Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:11

    I am looking forward to it. Haven't had turkey breast or whole turkey since TG either and I have always liked cranberry sauce.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ix8EF)

    33 Posted by: PabloD

    Sounds great!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (ix8EF)

    34 >>Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

    Saving this as a suggestion for my wife, who loves deviled eggs, makes them whenever she can, and tolerates my mild allergy eggs.

    Happy Easter, Nova Local!

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)

    35 Well dang...we were just talking about corkscrews, and now it's lamb...
    Had a friend who conducted an 'Easter Feaster" every year.
    He cooked a fine lamb dinner.
    Being Italian, he would make cannoli for dessert...
    Miss that guy....

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (qox2u)

    36 34 >>Lunch tray was destroyed today (nothing left) - apparently, putting the pickled onion jus in with grated onion, a TINY bit of salt, pepper, and mayo and then sticking a half slice of bacon in makes a deviled egg the best thing in the world.

    Saving this as a suggestion for my wife, who loves deviled eggs, makes them whenever she can, and tolerates my mild allergy eggs.

    Happy Easter, Nova Local!
    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)

    Happy Easter to you, too! And to everyone here!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)

    37 *allergy to eggs*

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)

    38 @27 Okra can be done right in the right recipe. Just make sure the okra pods you use are young, smaller sized, and pale green. The more mature ones are darker green and inedible to me.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:19 PM (cWLG3)

    39 30 I can't eat lamb - I get the weird taste thing *shudder*
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport


    Kill it with mint jelly
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)

    I was gonna say - try ground lamb - I find it not quite as strong in lamb-y flavor as the legs of lamb...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)

    40 Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:18 PM (tOcjL)

    Yes, and to everyone here, even the bitterly soul-sick trolls.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (NcvvS)

    41 Lamb has been my favorite meat since childhood. Fortunately my birthday is May, so even under Ike it was easy to get.

    For ham, well, I lived most of my life in Virginia. You'll never convince me that a VA country ham isn't the best.

    And I too like sprouts. Never got the distaste.

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (AlhUl)

    42 31 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

    I like it!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:16 PM (n9ltV)

    Good thought for ham and Tuesday - ham gravy with biscuit and eggs (and basically breakfast for dinner) could be fun and fast...by Tuesday, my almost 10lbs of ham should be gone...yes, with just the 5 of us eating it b/c my sons and holiday protein eating is almost a competition...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)

    43 Ben Gurion airport is open, technically. But only 1 flight per hour 50 passengers. .

    Posted by: Paul at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (harzM)

    44 Never had country ham until after marriage. Grew up with Polish ham, and those guys know ham.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 04:22 PM (NcvvS)

    45 I like lamb in lamb souvlaki and in lamb chops. I don't think I've ever had a lamb roast.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (PFs9e)

    46 You know you can't hurt ham:

    https://youtu.be/VkULLYvt4aQ

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (2Ez/1)

    47 Mentioned on the hobby thread. For those curious, Dr. Pepper Peeps are okay for a few seconds. There is some actual Dr. Pepper flavor briefly then it goes to generic Peeps taste.

    After today I start looking for the sales on black jelly beans to stock up for the lean jelly bean times.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (yTvNw)

    48 @45 I forgot lamb vindaloo! The spicy sauce counters any gamey flavor.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (cWLG3)

    49 "For ham, well, I lived most of my life in Virginia. You'll never convince me that a VA country ham isn't the best."

    When my parents lived in SC we'd always have a county ham for Christmas Eve dinner. Very tasty.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (lJ0H4)

    50 47 Mentioned on the hobby thread. For those curious, Dr. Pepper Peeps are okay for a few seconds. There is some actual Dr. Pepper flavor briefly then it goes to generic Peeps taste.

    After today I start looking for the sales on black jelly beans to stock up for the lean jelly bean times.
    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:23 PM (yTvNw)

    Spouse bought all my kids the KFC jellybeans, hoping he'd be able to steal some b/c they would hate them. Corn flavor is apparently okay. Fried chicken and gravy flavors are not. And if you think any of these crossed my lips - HECK No. But I report, so you know how to shop the after Easter sales...and yes, my spouse now has at least 1 opened bag as his (others didn't try them yet, so he may end up with more)...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (tOcjL)

    51 28 Yes, I'm aware that sprouts are a source of debate around here, but I do add plenty of bacon, maple syrup, and Dijon mustard.
    Posted by: PabloD

    Not a source of debate for me. Plain steamed sprouts with butter are fine with me. Love them.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 04:15 PM (lJ0H4)
    I vote for lemon pepper and butter.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (LHPAg)

    52 Skirt steak seasoned and waiting for the grill.

    Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2026 04:25 PM (yOpEC)

    53 Nothing fancy here today. A grilled ribeye and baked taters with all the fixin's.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (0aYVJ)

    54 Applewood smoked spiral cut ham with a side of roasted asparagus.

    Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)

    55 Sprouts: awesome
    I think that's asparagus: also, awesome
    Lamb: wonderful
    Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?

    Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

    56 Some of the best one-off dishes and recipes are created by emptying out the refrigerator of all of the leftovers from past meals and some select spicing.

    Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere. Texture is always critical.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (Fbc0I)

    57 53 Nothing fancy here today. A grilled ribeye and baked taters with all the fixin's.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:26 PM (0aYVJ)

    I love that my kids have taken to fully loaded baked potatoes...nothing easier than set it and forget it, and then pull out toppings from the fridge (for them, it's sour cream, shredded cheese, and bacon bits). So little work on my part makes them so happy.

    I stick to salt and olive oil...still tasty...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)

    58 brats, thuringer and hot italian simmering in yuengling black and tan, kraut, green onions, garlic and habanero vinegar.
    there will be no complaints.
    lamb worth eating comes from colorado, although i read the carolinas are building some good ones.

    Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 04:30 PM (R11M+)

    59 Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?
    Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

    You and my youngest - whenever I roast carrots, I now save a ziploc baggy raw for his dinner...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:30 PM (tOcjL)

    60 56 Some of the best one-off dishes and recipes are created by emptying out the refrigerator of all of the leftovers from past meals and some select spicing.

    Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere. Texture is always critical.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM (Fbc0I)
    ---
    Some white beans and ham could be a base for a pot of Hoppin John.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:32 PM (cWLG3)

    61 I was gonna say - try ground lamb - I find it not quite as strong in lamb-y flavor as the legs of lamb...
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:20 PM (tOcjL)

    Lamb is pretty expensive--I figure I'll just avoid, rather than find ways to dislike it a little less.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:32 PM (h7ZuX)

    62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me. I want pasta saucy, and it seems you will never have saucy pasta - at best, it will be wet enough and it seems most folks end up with a dry plate of pasta, like that pic from the video...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

    63 I love lamb! Unfortunately, it has been hard to find here and the best I could do is ground lamb. But I bought a small chest freezer and found a ranch that sells lamb. I will be picking that up sometime this month. And they do sell fleece in October, so I will likely buy that from them too.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (gQ15S)

    64 "My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over...
    Any suggestions for some possible uses? I'm going to toss some into a bowl of rice."

    Mashed potatoes? Pot pie/shepards's pie/sloppy joe/even a soup base?

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (tOcjL)

    65 as fraught as the .45ACP vs. 9mm debate!

    Fraught? Debate?

    It's really a simple question, with a simple answer.

    Do you have lace on your shorts (9mm) or not (.45 ACP)?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

    66 62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me.
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

    Oh, yeah. When I crave something with tomato sauce, I want it swimming in the sauce.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:37 PM (h7ZuX)

    67 @65 lol

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:38 PM (cWLG3)

    68 Beans are never a bad choice, but consider they create an atmosphere.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:29 PM


    Why does everyone always say this like it's a bad thing?

    Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & the next Governor of California) at April 05, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

    69 Prosciutto vs. Jamon!

    Cured ham taste match!

    Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)

    70 Mrs. JTB really dislikes lamb so it isn't for a holiday meal. I get a few lamb chops when I want the taste. Ham or roast chicken is the usual option but beef stroganoff or pot roast is always a possibility It's usually just the two of us so tradition isn't much of a factor. Turkey breast is meant to roast to perfection to make turkey sandwiches: moist, thin sliced and piled high, mayo on both slices of bread and home made cranberry sauce. Good any time of year.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

    71 Someone had to mention skirt steak. Now I'm off on a mission.

    Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2026 04:43 PM (N48cR)

    72 Lamb, roasting on the grill, gets me salivating, in almost a primal way.
    My wife ain't a fan.
    Que lastima. I buy a big roast, work it into smaller roasts.
    I have it when she can have something else.
    Example: a few days ago, I thawed a small roast. Yesaterday, I grilled it. Today, took it to stepson's where wife's family was gathering. One other guy and I ate the lamb.

    Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 04:43 PM (q6tQZ)

    73 Don't accept any fake Lemon.

    Insist on, indeed demand, the real thing!

    Posted by: Don Lemon at April 05, 2026 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

    74 66 62 As for the one pot spaghetti, I know it's a cool trend to entirely cook your pasta in your sauce, but the whole "gonna dry it out" thing is just a deal breaker for me.
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)

    Oh, yeah. When I crave something with tomato sauce, I want it swimming in the sauce.
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 04:37 PM (h7ZuX)

    It's the whole point of eating the pasta! And it helps hold down how much pasta you eat...win/win!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 04:44 PM (tOcjL)

    75 The crock pot of stew is almost ready.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 04:45 PM (hJH5n)

    76 Cooked carrots: never developed a taste, although raw carrots are a favorite. Weird, huh?
    Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (dIske)

    I like both. Cooked, they are best with a brown sugar glaze.

    Mom used to make carrot cookies with an orange glaze. Wonderful.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 04:47 PM (0aYVJ)

    77 Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

    I have written about lamb shoulder chops, which I think are great!

    That's my go-to when I need a quick lamb fix.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (n9ltV)

    78 My Seder brisket turned out quite well, and as usual I have a ton of gravy left over. That's the one problem with the dish...brisket exudes a huge amount of moisture, and even after I reduced it a bit, I was left with lots and lots of it.
    Any suggestions for some possible uses?

    B(r)iscuits 'n gravy...

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (nbLIj)

    79 Nobody told that fucking selfish Canadian astronaut on Artemus II that clandestinely smuggling beans as contraband to supplement his diet would go unnoticed.

    We need to reexamine our vetting process.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:50 PM (Fbc0I)

    80 @79 Was there a story regarding that? First I've heard.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:53 PM (cWLG3)

    81 I'm getting tired of steak.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:04 PM (U7QMZ)

    There is a misspelling for whatever word you meant to type other than "steak".

    Now, for the rare Sunday that steak is being saved for later in the week, sausage and pepper sammiches are perfectly acceptable. You can even grill them, so you still get to scratch that open-flame itch that properly cooking a good steak provides...

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:55 PM (nbLIj)

    82 Chicken drumsticks, roasted veggies and corn. A simple Easter meal. Hubby nec prefers ham/pork over steak so we have it all the time. I try to draw the line on having it 3 times/day. I don’t understand why he loves ham steak so much considering his mom boiled it for an hour before serving it. That would permanently put me off ham steak.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (2NHgQ)

    83 >>>@79 Was there a story regarding that? First I've heard.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO

    I'd put money on it that the Canadian caused the malfunction of the commode on the orbital probe.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (Fbc0I)

    84 had delicious lamb should chops cooked over a wood fire last night. Delicious

    Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (XB9yx)

    85 Wow:
    Per Axios:

    The WSO is a very religious person whose first radio transmission for rescue was "God is good."

    --
    Amen, amen!

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 04:58 PM (DoBxX)

    86 77 Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:40 PM (yTvNw)

    I have written about lamb shoulder chops, which I think are great!

    That's my go-to when I need a quick lamb fix.
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (n9ltV)
    ________
    I pick them up when they're marked down. The go into the freezer. When we have enough, my wife makes a Greek lamb stew. Delicious.

    Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:59 PM (AlhUl)

    87 It's really a simple question, with a simple answer.

    Do you have lace on your shorts (9mm) or not (.45 ACP)?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)


    Shorts???

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 05:00 PM (2WIwB)

    88 B(r)iscuits 'n gravy...

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 04:48 PM (nbLIj)


    Ooph!

    Well done!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 05:01 PM (n9ltV)

    89 I've always loved ham. And, oddly, one of my favorite things about baking a ham is the accompanying sauce I make to go along with it (sort of like a gravy).

    It's a Velouté sauce, which may sound strange. Usually, Velouté sauce is paired up with poultry or fish. However, if you add in some high quality white mustard, and a bit of horseradish, it's perfect for ham. It gives it a bit of a buttery bite.

    Posted by: Orson at April 05, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske)

    90 Busy day in the kitchen. Made Sweet and Sour red slaw and deviled eggs this morning. Then orange marmalade - mango chutney glaze for the ham. Next peeled taters for German Potato Salad. Kentucky Legend ham went into oven 30 mins ago. Washed dried pots and pans. Hour and half to supper time. Beer time now.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:05 PM (bQ4nt)

    91 CBD, since your pork chili is already not a classic version, why not add your Seder gravy? Perhaps soak dried beans in it?

    Posted by: Wenda at April 05, 2026 05:06 PM (QNSS1)

    92 Biscuits and brisket gravy.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

    This guy gets it.

    Easter ham is in the oven as we speak. Splashed a bit of pineapple juice on it, but the main garnish is a basic raisin sauce: 3/4 c brown sugar; 1.5 tbsn corn starch; 1/4 tspn each cinnamon, cloves, dry mustard (Colemans - double amount for anything else), salt.

    Boil a cup of raisins in 1 3/4 c water for five minutes. Lower heat and stir in the sugar mixture. Stir until thickened, then add a tbspn of cider vinegar. Serve warm over your sliced ham

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

    93 We had leg of lamb for Easter (yesterday) that we roasted on a spit. 7 pounds. Came out very good, albeit maybe we shoulda pulled it off 5-10 mins earlier. It was USA lamb. I like buying American, but USA lamb is considerably more expensive than Australian lamb and has less flavor. So I usually get Australian if it’s just for me.

    Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (jB7fc)

    94 CBD, since your pork chili is already not a classic version, why not add your Seder gravy? Perhaps soak dried beans in it?

    Posted by: Wenda at April 05, 2026 05:06 PM (QNSS1)


    You're crossing the streams!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (n9ltV)

    95 I'm burned out for a while on ham and pork since I won a drawing for a whole pig.

    Good stuff, - the lamb sounds appetizing, but they're tiny and are too small to feed a holiday horde of meat eating savages.

    I like lamb, but I need to work on it.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Fbc0I)

    96 Home again
    For as much ham as I eat, think a whole pig would be too much

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

    97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
    Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
    Church in the morning
    Big dinner
    What do you do for lunch?

    (Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)

    98 I pick them up when they're marked down. The go into the freezer. When we have enough, my wife makes a Greek lamb stew. Delicious.
    Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2026 04:59 PM (AlhUl)

    They'll be marked down tomorrow!

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (h7ZuX)

    99 Any prepared food is great.

    I ordered pizza Friday. Sober. It was REALLY good.
    Do non-drinkers know about this?

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)

    100 I'm a ham fan.

    Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2026 05:15 PM (98kQX)

    101 I never liked ham, but then I was a vegetarian for 25 years, and the ham I was preparing for my husband smelled really good, so I had some.

    It was as good as it smelled, and now I love it.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 05:19 PM (h7ZuX)

    102 97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
    Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
    Church in the morning
    Big dinner
    What do you do for lunch?

    (Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)-

    ——-

    We do Easter on Saturday so we have a day to chill before heading back to work. Most of our family and friends are not religious, but those that are Christian go to church on Easter Sunday. Those that are Jewish work on the weather machine on Sunday.

    Ditto for the holidays that fall on Monday (Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc). We celebrate them on Sunday and then chill Monday.

    Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 05, 2026 05:20 PM (jB7fc)

    103 Home again
    For as much ham as I eat, think a whole pig would be too much
    Posted by: Skip


    Maybe if you got one of those little roasters and did it Filipino lechon baboy style with skin so crispy... Mmmm.

    Bing up some pics. You are welcome.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 05:21 PM (/lPRQ)

    104 I certainly eat ham in lots of ways

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

    105 >>>There is one thing that is non-negotiable...good ground beef. I am lucky to have a market in the area that grinds its own beef fresh every day, and they use their own trimmings, so it isn't just the cheapest stuff they can buy.

    The commodity stuff is useful for many things, but I think fresh-ground from good raw materials is a game changer.

    >My brother runs a butcher shop. The best suet is prime rib, fresh daily. This is sweet, beef tartare quality. Good things come to those who work after hours.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:23 PM (Fbc0I)

    106 Afyrr off ann rainall day the dun has finally shown itself

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

    107 After off and on rain all day, the sun has shown itself

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

    108 Ham and cheese, please

    Posted by: fred durst at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (jrgJz)

    109 I made soup today to use up leftovers, but I did buy an Easter ham to cook tomorrow or whenever.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

    110 I want to read Berserker's Ham rant from last year again....

    Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🐰

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:30 PM (SRRAx)

    111 and I'm a big fan of one-pot meals. I avoid recipes where I have 10 dishes to clean up afterwards.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

    112 What do you do for lunch?

    (Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
    Posted by: vmom
    ----------------

    Early mass, light breakfast/brunch, 5:30 supper.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (bQ4nt)

    113 95 I'm burned out for a while on ham and pork since I won a drawing for a whole pig.

    Good stuff, - the lamb sounds appetizing, but they're tiny and are too small to feed a holiday horde of meat eating savages.

    I like lamb, but I need to work on it.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Fbc0I)

    I want to win a drawing for a whole pig!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (tOcjL)

    114 I like ham and cheese omelet, grilled ham and cheese sammy

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)

    115 Our Easter supper was fillet mignons, baked potatoes and sweet Italian sausages.

    Traditional.

    Not so much.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 05:33 PM (AkEZC)

    116 97 I am reading the thread and it sounds like Easter dinner is the big meal?
    Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
    Church in the morning
    Big dinner
    What do you do for lunch?

    (Our day has been light early or no breakfast, Mass, big late lunch, torpor, then later a light dinner)
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 05:13 PM (DoBxX)

    Easter Vigil last night.
    Easter morning with fresh cinnamon rolls and coffee.
    The lunch tray above.
    The dinner above.
    Then the single dessert when folks want it (that's for when people want to raid their baskets or the fridge)...

    Lunch tray was more work, but nothing was a big heavy affair b/c it's spring, so big and heavy in the heat doesn't really fly...I like a lot of fruit (by the end of today, I'll have served blackberries, clementines, and jam grapes for lunch, strawberries and pineapple for dinner, and raspberries and lemon for dessert - THAT'S Easter dining to me!)

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:35 PM (tOcjL)

    117 There is a misspelling for whatever word you meant to type other than "steak".

    Now, for the rare Sunday that steak is being saved for later in the week, sausage and pepper sammiches are perfectly acceptable. You can even grill them, so you still get to scratch that open-flame itch that properly cooking a good steak provides...
    Posted by: Joe Kidd



    Ribeyes three or four days a week are getting old. Burgers on Sunday. Chicken fajitas on Saturday.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 05:36 PM (U7QMZ)

    118 No grill parts arrived on my front door yet, but then have had Amazon show up 9pm

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

    119 Very light breakfast( coffee and cookie) no lunch, just finished dinner. May treat myself to a tiny chocolate Easter bunny for dessert because it's caramel filled and I love caramel.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:37 PM (7RYym)

    120 111 and I'm a big fan of one-pot meals. I avoid recipes where I have 10 dishes to clean up afterwards.
    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 05, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)

    But pasta is 2 pots...and the pasta one just needs rinsing b/c it's just salted and glutened boiled water...you dump the pasta in the sauce AFTER it's done...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:38 PM (tOcjL)

    121 Pork Butt Burnt Ends
    Prep Time 20 minutes mins
    Cook Time 4 hours hrs
    Total Time 4 hours hrs 20 minutes
    Ingredients
    * 10 pound bone-in pork butt
    * 1 cup Sweet and Smoky Rub
    * 2 cups BBQ sauce
    * 3 Tablespoons honey
    * 3 Tablespoons brown sugar
    * 5 Tablespoons butter cubed
    Instructions
    * Preheat your electric smoker to 250 degrees Fahrenheit according to manufacturers directions.
Cut pork butt into 1-inch cubes. Put a cup of the pieces into a mixing bowl. Sprinkle rub over the top and coat each side of the pieces with. Put on non-stick disposable aluminum grill liner. You can also set them on your grill grates. Repeat until all pieces have the rub on them.
    * Smoke for 2 1/2 to 3 hours or until they have a nice bark on them. Remove from smoker and place in two 13" x 9" aluminum pans.
    * Mix together BBQ sauce, honey and brown sugar in mixing bowl. Divide between two pans. Toss to coat pork pieces. Top with cubes of butter in each pan. Cover pans with tinfoil. Place back on smoker for 1 1/2 hours, stirring every half hour, or until internal temperature reaches 190 degrees Fahrenheit. Remove from smoker and serve immediately.

    I cheat and do it in the oven.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 05:38 PM (U7QMZ)

    122 My brother cooked some 'dirty spaghetti' for him and his wife a few weeks ago for the first time. He probably saw it on TikTok where he gets a bunch of quick meal recipes.

    They both said it was great.

    Looks good to me.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 05, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

    123 Ground lamb -> Indian spiced keema

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 05:40 PM (/HDaX)

    124 Just the two of us this year so we're keeping it simple. Got the lamb chops marinating (garlic, rosemary, lemon juice, EVOO, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes) until ready for the grill, roasted sweet potatoes and sauteed green beans.

    Ham is for sandwiches in our house.

    Posted by: jix at April 05, 2026 05:41 PM (y687V)

    125 We had a little dinner party last night and L&T and I are cooked out I think. Celebrated Easter a little early.

    Pork Fried Rice today. Very traditional Easter Fare

    Wish I could lay on the couch today and watch baseball but duty calls. Trying to wrap up all the year end stuff.

    Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (XB9yx)

    126 I used the brisket au jus for gravy.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (RIvkX)

    127 Just so you don't think I'm starving them 😉, husband didn't want lunch ( he was busy reading the paper) and son had some big sandwich from the local pastry/sandwich shop.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:42 PM (ZeH0U)

    128 Salad ain't got nuttin' on this mutton!

    https://youtu.be/b-HisCMWaso

    Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 05, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)

    129 I love lamb. I buy a 4H lamb every year at auction at the local county fair. Runs about $8 a pound fully dressed. My first purchase came with a Polaroid of the young girl and her lamb "Fluffy". I cherish it to this day. However, this Easter, for the first time ever, my household opted for Prime Rib. It was on sale locally for $7.99 a pound and I bought a 6+ pounder for the three of us. I used the "closed over door" method. You place the seasoned rib into the oven and cook it for #pounds x 5 minutes and do not open the oven door. In my case, about 33 minutes and then you shut the oven off. Over the next couple of hours it achieves a perfect 134 degree medium rare. And, it was incredibly tender.

    Posted by: sherlockzz at April 05, 2026 05:43 PM (fAOGR)

    130 Lamb upsets my GI so I am happy not to go Aunt Twyla's for our annual Easter ritual where I choke some down and smile.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

    131 Good luck to Fen son on his interview tomorrow

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)

    132
    In our familia, everybody likes lamb the first day, because between the brilliant roasting job I do and the awesome mint sauce, it's just great.

    Buuuuut, if there's leftovers...no one but me will eat them. Because lamb is gamy the second day around. It's a stealth lousy food.

    Ham is ham. It's good but there's nothing special about it. If I had some relatives over that I didn't particularly like...they'd get ham cuz it's cheap.

    But, I don't have any of those, so everyone gets lamb.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2026 05:46 PM (iJfKG)

    133 I have never eaten lamb. I do love a good ham sandwich! Not big on ham steak, though.

    Bought some bake-it-at-home meatloaf from a local place called Feastivities, along with some mashed potatoes and parmesan pull apart rolls for dinner this evening.

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:46 PM (SRRAx)

    134 Brunch today was bacon wrapped scallops, stuffed mushrooms and sliced mango with a honey/lime drizzle.

    I hope there are legs of lamb on sale tomorrow. I'm craving some lamb curry

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 05:47 PM (+nEug)

    135 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)

    How very kind of you to recall. It's actually been switched to Wednesday. How's your young man doing?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:47 PM (7RYym)

    136 I figure after a quick breakfast, coffee and mass, the rest of the day is the Easter egg hunt and chasing toddlers hopped up on candy. Then a traditional family afternoon dinner and more candy. Then leftovers.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 05:48 PM (Fbc0I)

    137 Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?


    It varies.
    This year it's just Mrs d and me.
    French toast in the morning. (Wonderful Canadian maple syrup)
    Church.
    Small ham sammich's for lunch.
    Right now I'm sitting on the patio with some Buffalo Trace and doing homework for a cigar review.
    Later it's sirloins with potato florets and asparagus. Applebees tart ala mode.
    Wine.
    And a prayer of thanksgiving for such blessings.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 05:49 PM (2WIwB)

    138 The only lamb I've found I like is the stuff peeled off of a spit and stuffed inside a gyro.

    I could eat those once a week from the right deli.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 05, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt)

    139 Still have to attempt a grilled leg of lamb. Dad's example one distant Easter in a galaxy far, far, away still haunts me. Mom prepped it with whole garlic cloves and sprigs of fresh rosemary placed throughout. We put it on the gas grill that might have been running at 325. Closed the lid and kept an eye on it.

    About 40-50 minutes later, the appearance of black smoke indicated an intervention was warranted. Unfortunately, the very act of lifting the lid instigated a facial hair-ending event, shattering the window in the grill lid in the process. Fortunately, most of the glass was blown outward, and over our heads.

    After disconnecting and pulling the propane tank (in hindsight, probably not necessary) we charged in with oven mitts and snatched the lamb from the flames. A 20 minute rest, then we cut into the meat, and it was perfectly done, with an amazing bark on the outside. At some point during dinner, two legs of the grill collapsed. Maybe it was a good thing we removed the propane tank after all.

    Anyway, I've never had a better grilled lamb since. Losing a gas grill in the process seems like a fair trade, and an essential step...

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

    140 117 There is a misspelling for whatever word you meant to type other than "steak".

    Now, for the rare Sunday that steak is being saved for later in the week, sausage and pepper sammiches are perfectly acceptable. You can even grill them, so you still get to scratch that open-flame itch that properly cooking a good steak provides...
    Posted by: Joe Kidd



    Ribeyes three or four days a week are getting old. Burgers on Sunday. Chicken fajitas on Saturday.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 05:36 PM (U7QMZ)

    Fish?

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:52 PM (tOcjL)

    141 Thanks for asking. Boy F. just finished making Passover chocolate chip cookies with Mrs. F. now he is back to laundry.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

    142 Bacon and scallops go well together they both have the crispy/creamy thing going on.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

    143 Great story, Joe Kidd. I'm crying!

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 05:55 PM (h7ZuX)

    144 What makes it a Passover chocolate chip cookie as opposed to a regular chocolate chip cookie? ( This is a dumb question, right ? Is it just the time of year it's made?) Sounds like he likes being helpful. Good for him!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:56 PM (ix8EF)

    145 139
    About 40-50 minutes later, the appearance of black smoke indicated an intervention was warranted. Unfortunately, the very act of lifting the lid instigated a facial hair-ending event, shattering the window in the grill lid in the process. Fortunately, most of the glass was blown outward, and over our heads.

    After disconnecting and pulling the propane tank (in hindsight, probably not necessary) we charged in with oven mitts and snatched the lamb from the flames. A 20 minute rest, then we cut into the meat, and it was perfectly done, with an amazing bark on the outside. At some point during dinner, two legs of the grill collapsed. Maybe it was a good thing we removed the propane tank after all.

    Anyway, I've never had a better grilled lamb since. Losing a gas grill in the process seems like a fair trade, and an essential step...
    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:50

    That's an Easter story I can't beat!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:56 PM (tOcjL)

    146 141 Thanks for asking. Boy F. just finished making Passover chocolate chip cookies with Mrs. F. now he is back to laundry.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

    Is that sans egg and baking powder/baking soda?

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:58 PM (tOcjL)

    147 The lamb in Australia was definitely not gamey and did not upset my stomach. I think there is something in the storage or transport that changes the meat.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)

    148 Dash, I took a bottle of the Watdrshed cream I made to lunch today. I was asked to leave the bottle. That stuff is sooooo good.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:01 PM (+nEug)

    149 Is that sans egg and baking powder/baking soda?
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:58 PM (tOcjL)
    ======

    *wipes chocolate off face with back of hand*

    She uses eggs but whips the whites. Or something. I really don't know I never bake.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

    150 Anyway, I've never had a better grilled lamb since. Losing a gas grill in the process seems like a fair trade, and an essential step...
    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

    That is a very funny story. Thanks Joe Kidd.

    Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 06:02 PM (XB9yx)

    151 Serious q: How does the typical Easter celebration go in your house?
    Church in the morning


    Yes

    Big dinner

    Yes

    What do you do for lunch?
    Posted by: vmom


    Skip lunch. Two-meal day. Bigger breakfast after church, with eggs and bacon and fresh fruit. Then lamb, taters, and veggies for dinner. And wine, of course.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 06:02 PM (VHUov)

    152 I was asked to leave the bottle. That stuff is sooooo good.
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:01 PM (+nEug)

    Excellent! I'm glad others liked it, as well. How do you make the cream? I've never done that.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (h7ZuX)

    153 Wishing GOD's Speed to all US Forces that will devastate Iran in less the 24 hours .........

    "Cry Havoc and let loose the dogs of War"

    High Speed .... Low Drag..... Burners Lit Baby !!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (38587)

    154 I think there is something in the storage or transport that changes the meat.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)


    That is a possibility. Good point.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (n9ltV)

    155 149 Is that sans egg and baking powder/baking soda?
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 05:58 PM (tOcjL)
    ======

    *wipes chocolate off face with back of hand*

    She uses eggs but whips the whites. Or something. I really don't know I never bake.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

    I honestly asked b/c I couldn't remember if egg is considered a leavener or not during Passover...or how strict you guys might be...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (tOcjL)

    156 Joe Kidd somewhere thete was a oman

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)

    157 A lambburger in a focaccio bun. I make a lamb loaf, no filler, that I slice for gyros and I can eat my weight in lamb chops.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:05 PM (+nEug)

    158 OT Did people see the message from the Artemis commander ? Someone asked if he had an Easter message but it was more of Theist message ( He mentioned reading the Bible ) for everyone. For something that was not prepared he did a really nice job, I thought:

    https://tinyurl.com/yrnwt4df

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:05 PM (ix8EF)

    159 Mrs. F. says there's no leavening and she uses matzo meal flour instead of uncooked flour.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

    160 Lately, we've been making what we call Cocktail Dinners.

    The lovely and exquisite Mrs naturalfake usually handles this one and will lay out a nice platter with some fancy cheeses, smoked salmon, sardines, bacon-wrapped asparagus or bacon-wrapped dates, sliced fruits, deviled eggs...that kind of stuff,

    and I'll whip up a cocktail or two and we'll eat and talk or perhaps fire up a movie on our newish (Funny, you don't look newish!) snazzy TV.

    Very nice and relaxed. I recommend you try your own version of that.

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2026 06:06 PM (iJfKG)

    161 But Donald Trump did a really nice Christian message for Easter, which if you have an interest you can find on the net.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:07 PM (ix8EF)

    162 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

    Spouse has been eating non gluten matzos. He could eat a whole box of them.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:08 PM (ix8EF)

    163 I honestly asked b/c I couldn't remember if egg is considered a leavener or not during Passover...or how strict you guys might be...
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (tOcjL)
    =====
    There are some folks who won't eat a cookie no matter how kosher it is for Passover it's still a cookie and so you shouldn't have it. We are pretty loose; no flour, rice, bread, pasta, but I will eat corn and beans a lot of Europeans won't.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

    164 Dash, I used 1 1/2 cups heavy cream, 1 can sweetened condensed milk and 1 cup of the bourbon. Mixed with a mixer not a blender. Keeps for up to two months in the refrigerator but no way it lasts that long around here.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:09 PM (+nEug)

    165 163 I honestly asked b/c I couldn't remember if egg is considered a leavener or not during Passover...or how strict you guys might be...
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 06:03 PM (tOcjL)
    =====
    There are some folks who won't eat a cookie no matter how kosher it is for Passover it's still a cookie and so you shouldn't have it. We are pretty loose; no flour, rice, bread, pasta, but I will eat corn and beans a lot of Europeans won't.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

    Yeah, since I already handle allergies, I'd probably follow your path...life is better with a cookie (in this house, even if that comes dairy free)!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 06:10 PM (tOcjL)

    166
    What do you do for lunch?
    Posted by: vmom

    Skip lunch. Two-meal day. Bigger breakfast after church, with eggs and bacon and fresh fruit. Then lamb, taters, and veggies for dinner. And wine, of course.


    I hope you thanked Skip for lunch.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 06:11 PM (CHHv1)

    167 House has been filled with delicious smells all day and I haven't eaten since breakfast.

    I think we may be feasting soon.

    I don't think they're making a quick one-pot meal.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 06:11 PM (Qlfju)

    168 Ben Had, I'll bet that works really well with that particular liquor. It has so much going on with it, I think the cream would smooth it out and make a pleasant drink.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 06:11 PM (h7ZuX)

    169 Fish?
    Posted by: Nova Local


    Sam's quit selling cod filets. No idea why. Been buying them for years. Not a fan of tilapia. So tired of salmon. But I guess I need to get more.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 06:11 PM (U7QMZ)

    170 Well shucks all, glad you liked the story. Dinner awaits. Bon apetit, and God bless. He is risen!

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 05, 2026 06:12 PM (nbLIj)

    171 I hope you thanked Skip for lunch.
    Posted by: BeckoningChasm


    * golf clap *

    Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 06:13 PM (VHUov)

    172 Dash, the cream brought out more of the walnut finish.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:14 PM (+nEug)

    173 I made a new cocktail that's delish.

    I guess I'll call it-

    The Island Negroni

    1.5 oz Aged Barbados Rum
    1oz Heirloom Pineapple Amaro
    1 oz Carpano Antica Vermouth

    Shake with Ice. Strain. Drink. Enjoy life.

    Very smooth and sophisticated yet fruity. Kinda like a Sicilian Tiki drink, yo!

    Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

    174 Grill parts are here

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)

    175 I gotta bail to clean up dinner! Happy Easter (and Happy Passover period) everyone!

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 06:18 PM (tOcjL)

    176 Just ordered them yesterday

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

    177 Also never heard their EV van pull up or leave

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

    178 Pot roast (from the cow we got)
    Mashed potatoes
    Hot honey glazed carrots (Cowboy Kent Rollins recipe)
    Sauteed asparagus (a little bit from the garden)
    Salad
    Wine

    No bread

    MiladyJo and I
    Dancing Daughter and scientist husband
    Rugged Son
    Five dogs (running around)
    One cat (sleeping in the back)

    No complaints

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Easter feaster at April 05, 2026 06:20 PM (Qlfju)

    179 missed out on very local ham and goat from the county fair...
    grangirl's pig Jamie Dean took a 3rd place at the show thus went to the auction where she pulled in a $3k bid (she gets 10%)
    granguys both showed goats that didn't place but a fellow in town bought 45 goats (both of theirs picked) to put on his ranch where they teach kids how to rope animals.
    Easter lunch was tri-tip, sausage and every non meat thing you could think of.

    DanMa'am was so pleased the goats got to go there.

    Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 06:23 PM (8uzBS)

    180 Pasta is not a food. It's a preparation. Why not matzah pasta?

    Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2026 06:24 PM (KAi1n)

    181 Lisa Simpson's little lamb (0:14)
    https://youtu.be/_PCQpdxzG8Y

    Posted by: mindful webworker - I thought you looovvved me at April 05, 2026 06:27 PM (Qlfju)

    182 Seeing video of Iraqi Shia terror militias being destroyed at the Iranian border.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:27 PM (RIvkX)

    183 Very nice and relaxed. I recommend you try your own version of that.
    Posted by: naturalfake

    That sounds lovely, very posh.
    A cold collation

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 06:28 PM (znREB)

    184 I always wondered how one lamb could feed an entire MASH unit and all its guests.

    Posted by: PVT Charles Lamb, Otumwa IA at April 05, 2026 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)

    185 Late to any arguments, but you can't beat a good domestic roast lamb.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 06:29 PM (sl73Y)

    186 Pasta is not a food. It's a preparation. Why not matzah pasta?
    ====
    My mother and yenta friends would like a word...

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

    187 Most importantly we are having banana splits for dessert. Caramel, hot fudge, and berry topping. Whipped cream. Chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

    188 San Franpsycho don't share or anything

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:33 PM (Ia/+0)

    189 naturalfake, Rancherbob. Cow Horse Queen and I do that very thing after riding. Perfect ending to a lovely day

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:33 PM (+nEug)

    190 but a fellow in town bought 45 goats (both of theirs picked) to put on his ranch where they teach kids how to rope animals.Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 06:23 PM

    This is the first time I've ever heard the phrase "goat rope" used in a positive meaning.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2026 06:36 PM (0sNs1)

    191 SanFranpsycho, this is me holding out my dish for dessert.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)

    192 Plain grilled burgers (with American cheese. Don't tell my Rabbi!)

    I won't, if you don't tell mine. It can be our little secret.

    Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at April 05, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

    193 Had rice pudding, my aung msde a different version than my grandmother. When I was a kid we had big family dinners on Sundays there, every week. On dish my grandmother made was oven rice pudding and served it hot.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

    194 Skip, raisins or no raisins ?

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:40 PM (+nEug)

    195 Love all the pudding-family type of foods. Jello is popular for passover.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

    196 No, but like it wirh raisins as well

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

    197 Ham... Not spiral sliced... Too dry..

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 06:47 PM (FtULh)

    198 It's me donna. A nice rum raisin sauce will cure the dry

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:50 PM (+nEug)

    199 198 It's me donna. A nice rum raisin sauce will cure the dry
    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:50 PM (+nEug)


    I make a brown sugar glaze that's yummy

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)

    200 CBD, there are no rules for leftovers!

    Well, one. It has to taste worth repeating.

    Posted by: Wenda at April 05, 2026 06:53 PM (QNSS1)

    201 Happy Easter Food Horde,

    I hope you all enjoy yourselves and give thanks for the many blessings we all share.

    Posted by: Pete Bog at April 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XB9yx)

    202 Nova Local ... If you're still here, those small envelopes of TrueLemon and TrueLime are convenient for adding "minor" citrus flavoring to recipes (as each envelopes equals only a wedge's worth of squeezed juice ... Zest, of course, is the tried-and-true for intense flavoring but, when pressed for time, several envelopes of the crystalized juices often work just as well ... Just a suggestion ... Personally, I'm not a fan of the TrueOrange, as it doesn't taste as natural as the other two flavors.

    Posted by: Kathy at April 05, 2026 06:56 PM (zuKcR)

    203 Pete Bog, thanks for the many blessings and remembering HE died for my sins.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 06:56 PM (+nEug)

    204 WEASEL'S GUN THREAD IS NOOD

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)

    205 Anna Puma, the Vietnam episode you mentioned in an earlier post involved Navy pilot James S. Greenwood. He flew an F4b Phantom, shot down by antiaircraft fire. He and his radar officer ejected over water. Jim was rescued, the other guy was captured. I can tell you a great deal more if you are interested. jack471atbellsouthdotnet

    Posted by: Buck at April 05, 2026 07:24 PM (z6ONu)

    206 LEFTOVER BRISKET GRAVY? ... Add plain or sour cream
    and serve over your favorite stroganoff-type noodles.

    Posted by: Kathy at April 05, 2026 07:34 PM (zuKcR)

    207 >>I want to read Berserker's Ham rant from last year again....

    Late, but if you see this, Teresa, the Tale of the Ham Fairy was 2 Thanksgivings ago - don't have the search chops to find it, but should be just about 11/20/24.

    Posted by: Nazdar at April 05, 2026 07:46 PM (NcvvS)

    208 I prefer lamb, myself. We buy a whole lamb at a time from a farmer in western Wisconsin. Not cheap, but worth it.

    Posted by: Nemo at April 05, 2026 08:32 PM (4RPgu)

    209 Our traditional Easter is a brunch featuring Polish sausage (kielbasa), hard-boiled and/or scrambled eggs, poppy seed bread, and dark chocolate. Today's also had champagne for adults and ginger ale for the underage. Alleluia! The Lord is risen. He is risen indeed! Alleluia!

    Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2026 08:43 PM (J7jo9)

    First World Problems...

    RabbitFail4_26.jpg

    Yes, that is a Rabbit corkscrew that failed catastrophically last night. Both handles broke at once, which impressed me in a sad and depressing way.

    It's a good American design, and the first versions were excellent. But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite.

    I have an old one, and it is the identical design, but with better materials. It worked smoothly and with less effort compared to the plastic-and-pot-metal new one. It failed after many years, and to the company's credit they replaced it, but with an inferior one. I actually repaired it using a roll pin from an AR, and it works fine! Too bad they didn't repair it for me...that would have been truly impressive.

    This speaks to our throw-away culture, and the idea that we no longer expect things to last. But it also creates a feedback loop...cheaper materials can't be repaired, so replacement becomes the norm, so repair becomes anachronistic., which drives even cheaper materials and manufacturing.

    Yes, part of this is "Get Off My Lawn," because there are many industries that are building absolutely fantastic products. Criticize American car manufacturing all you want for lack of style and soul, but the cars are great. And the gun industry might be building boring-looking stuff, but they run forever!

    But part of it is a serious reflection on how our society has changed. Throw-away cultures lose sight of what built them, and perhaps can no longer recover as well and as quickly from major dislocations, because of the expectation that everything is instantly replaceable.

    Posted by: CBD at 02:45 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Sponge!

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:50 PM (U7QMZ)

    2 Hasn't been a good American made product since Craftsman corded drills and circular saws were all aluminum.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:52 PM (U7QMZ)

    3 My first world problem is the Easter Bunny no longer delivers my Easter basket to my house.
    He does, however, include me in the delivery to the grandkids house. So I drove up there and got to hang with the one his way to 1yo and her nearing 5yo grandkids for a bit.
    Three hours and left totally exhausted, but with a nice Easter brunch in my belly. And a baggie full of basket contents, although the peeps need to stale up some.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (sl73Y)

    4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

    5 Different mindset but also business deciding that nothing should be made to last and they can sell ever cheaper replacements- which make more profit. Perverse incentive.

    Windows/Microsoft is the perfect example of whee this takes you. Endless iterations on the same theme- but not keeping what works. So it just keeps getting worse.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 02:55 PM (bss/y)

    6 But part of it is a serious reflection on how our society has changed. Throw-away cultures lose sight of what built them, and perhaps can no longer recover as well and as quickly from major dislocations, because of the expectation that everything is instantly replaceable.
    ====

    Remember when you paid once for software? Or for music?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:56 PM (RIvkX)

    7 CBD,

    Glad to see you haven't been skipping "wrist curls" day!

    Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 05, 2026 02:57 PM (HlyYF)

    8 Shattering corkscrews is a quiet cry for help! One doesn't have to live like this.

    Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at April 05, 2026 02:57 PM (oftw2)

    9 Selling one wine opener is revenue.

    Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX)

    10 The plain old cork screw & bottle opener have been working just fine for 3yrs.

    Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (8fcNE)

    11 I have a wine key I used when I was waiting tables in college.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (A5RD0)

    12 Posted by: From about That Time at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (sl73Y)

    Glad you got to enjoy the time with your grandkids and had a nice brunch!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ZeH0U)

    13 4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

    Scale of 1 to 10 how simple was the original vs the new one?

    That is another aspect to this: they keep wanting to add features to make things easier- but features break. The more you have, the more likely something is to break (especially with electronic controls in a washing machine. High humidity and vibration.)

    The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust. It may lack a windows key- but who gives a fuck? It has everything else AND better because it is made for human sized hands. Number pad. Essential keys (ht pixy.) You can tell when you hit a key.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (bss/y)

    14 The Chinese Easter Basket green "grass/straw" was found to include new Covid strains this year. Though it could be a Mossad plot.

    Posted by: For All I at April 05, 2026 03:01 PM (oftw2)

    15 A long dry-wall screw will work in a pinch.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (XV/Pl)

    16 I don't understand.

    If it's made in China, it's a 3rd world problem.

    Burn them down.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (1o8D5)

    17 You know, there are wines that come in boxes.

    You're welcome.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (guGkK)

    18 I have a Professional Screw Pull that works the same way, had it since 1997 ( was a gift), it hasn't failed

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (m00IZ)

    19 I thought a rabbit corkscrew was something completely different.

    Posted by: Use your imagination at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (vFG9F)

    20 14 The Chinese Easter Basket green "grass/straw" was found to include new Covid strains this year. Though it could be a Mossad plot.
    Posted by: For All I at April 05, 2026 03:01 PM (oftw2)

    The Jewish-Chinese-Communist Triangle! Find out in our secret report!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:02 PM (bss/y)

    21 Expensive looking speculum.
    Odd thing for first world problems, well, it wouldn't be a third world problem, would it?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:03 PM (nXhai)

    22
    Selling one wine opener is revenue.
    Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    $3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.

    Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 05, 2026 03:03 PM (QVmho)

    23 16 I don't understand.

    If it's made in China, it's a 3rd world problem.

    Burn them down.
    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
    ---

    They should be on the deportation list along with the Islamists.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:04 PM (nXhai)

    24 Christmas opened a bottle of port from 1998, it didn't work because the cork was so old. Had to filter out cork bits, but do say wine was exceptional. Have a few other that old so will try something else.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (m00IZ)

    25 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
    Posted by: rickb223


    I have a Bosch dishwasher that's close to its 14th birthday. It's become unreliable, messing up the wash cycles, but at this age it probably isn't worth repairing. I'll probably replace it with a new Bosch model, but I welcome recommendations.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)

    26 24 Christmas opened a bottle of port from 1998, it didn't work because the cork was so old. Had to filter out cork bits, but do say wine was exceptional. Have a few other that old so will try something else.
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (m00IZ)

    Pour through a small strainer?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (bss/y)

    27 Remember when you paid once for software? Or for music?

    Yesterday? I have quite a bit of software I pay for; all of it is pay once, unless I choose to buy an upgrade. But that’s the way it’s always been; in fact, more of the software makers I buy from provide upgrades for free now than did so at the dawn of personal computing, probably because upgrades no longer require physical mailings.

    Music purchases are doing even better. While I can see the appeal of buying access to a library (and thus renting) over buying albums or tracks, Apple maneuvered the death of forced renting two decades ago (not out of any good will, but because it looked like forced renting was going to cut the Macintosh out of the loop); online music purchases don’t even use restrictive formats anymore. They’re either unrestricted mp3 or unrestricted AAC.

    And judging from my wanderings around B&N after my writing group, unrestricted vinyl LPs are booming.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (EXyHK)

    28 Scale of 1 to 10 how simple was the original vs the new one?

    That is another aspect to this: they keep wanting to add features to make things easier- but features break. The more you have, the more likely something is to break (especially with electronic controls in a washing machine. High humidity and vibration.)

    The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust. It may lack a windows key- but who gives a fuck? It has everything else AND better because it is made for human sized hands. Number pad. Essential keys (ht pixy.) You can tell when you hit a key.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD


    3 then. 3 now. The panel has cute light vs dials. Same amount of movement to start.
    Pick cycle. Hot or cold. Water level. Start.
    One was dials. Newest one has cute little light up buttons. Panel didn't go out. Sensor under the top did.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:06 PM (U7QMZ)

    29 $3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.
    Posted by: BifBewalski
    -----

    Every, (not many) household kitchen item, including corkscrew, purchased at Kroger's (I don't like them anyway) grocery has been well made, functioned as intended, and long lasting.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:08 PM (nXhai)

    30
    At first glance I thought that was a photo of a handgun at the start of a restoration project. A really old handgun, with ammunition that resembles a cork.

    Accompanying the low manufacturing quality of many products that used to be bullet-proof, is the growth of high-end overpriced versions that don't break so easily, that are purchased to distinguish the buyer from ordinary peasants.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:08 PM (azNOR)

    31 Selling one wine opener is revenue.
    Selling a crappy one is a revenue stream.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    $3 corkscrew at the liquor store impulse cash register checkout. Lose it, no biggie, it's a POS anyway. I've tried high end wine openers that friends owned, nope. Not for me.
    Posted by: BifBewalski


    100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)

    32 25 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
    Posted by: rickb223
    ---

    You don't want sensors you want knobs that go click, click, click.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:10 PM (nXhai)

    33 It took me years to find a decent corkscrew

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (qFwJc)

    34 Working on an old (well old to some here but not me) truck. Some of the replacement parts come from you-know-where but will probably be ok for a non-daily drive. 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (LHPAg)

    35 I had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years.

    Posted by: rickb223
    -

    I have a Bosch dishwasher that's close to its 14th birthday.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 03:05 PM (guGkK)
    -

    Our Maytag washer is in its 43rd year. The original gas dryer lasted around 25 years.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:11 PM (1o8D5)

    36 100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)
    ====

    But then how will I mainline black tar heroin?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

    37 You don't want sensors you want knobs that go click, click, click.

    Posted by: Braenyard



    Yeah. I need to start shopping at the business level washateria sellers. Those seem to last.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:13 PM (U7QMZ)

    38 The keyboard I am typing this on was made in 1991. Heavy duty. The design is inherently robust.

    I recently picked up a (much more modern) click-key keyboard at an after-Christmas sale. It does feel nice. That said, it replaced an Apple keyboard (thin, with white keys) that I’d bought no later than 2009 that was still doing fine, even battery-wise. This had been at least its third computer.

    Under my home server next to me, for emergency use, I have an old gray Apple USB keyboard (big, with black keys) purchased probably in 2000, and salvaged from a university computer lab. I don’t use it any more because I prefer not to have to switch keyboards, but it continues to work.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:13 PM (EXyHK)

    39 You don't get this problem with boxed wine.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

    40 Enshittification and all of its delightful facets.

    Must... resist... urge... to drink.

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (/HDaX)

    41 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.
    Posted by: Eromero
    ---

    You and JQ and your old Fords.
    grrrrrrr

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (nXhai)

    42 Working on an old (well old to some here but not me) truck. Some of the replacement parts come from you-know-where but will probably be ok for a non-daily drive. 91 F150 4X4 SB, 302/5spd.
    Posted by: Eromero
    ----------

    Just received replacement hood supports (gas filled struts) for the '98 Buick. Yup, Chinesium.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XeU6L)

    43 "planned obsolescence"

    *spit*

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 03:17 PM (9vFyc)

    44 You don't get this problem with boxed wine.

    Stab the topp with a kniting needle, stik in a straw.

    Posted by: Mary Clogginstein at April 05, 2026 03:18 PM (EXyHK)

    45 Decided to do laundry today. Loaded detergent and clothes. Washer isn't working.

    Unhappy.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 03:20 PM (CHHv1)

    46 I prefer simpler engineering but also a device with leverage. I have a pocket and a drawer Screwpull that take little effort and much less risk of catastrophic failure, though I have a collection of artful antiques that still work well as backup.

    Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (TRnzq)

    47 I have a very basic metal corkscrew and it has an end that doubles as a bottle cap opener.

    The corkscrew you have here looks cool but the quality is suspect.

    Keep it simple.

    : )

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (hJH5n)

    48 We have that same rabbit corkscrew. It's at least 20 years old and has never failed me. It's an excellent design and it's sad, but not surprising, that the new ones are cheaply made and don't hold up.

    I hate throwaway culture. I'll pay good money for well designed and well built items but expect them to last. Our Kitchen Aid mixers are from decades ago and work perfectly. Reviews of the new ones I've read complain about how they don't compare to the older ones. They look the same but the innards are made from cheaper materials. I think of the Frigidaire refrigerator my grandparents used for over 30 years. Can't imagine a new kitchen appliance that holds up that well. One of our Nesco roasters is from the 1940s or 50s. I replaced the original cord which was cloth wound. Still works perfectly. You all get the idea.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (yTvNw)

    49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.

    Posted by: Indy Bill at April 05, 2026 03:22 PM (X6hcS)

    50 It lay crooked, its brass belly split like old memory, the spiral fang bent uselessly - once a gentleman’s instrument now mute.
    Hands that had coaxed night’s ruby surrender found only cold metal and the echo of corks, and the room held its breath, listening to the slow, inevitable unmaking.

    Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (2Ez/1)

    51 My Kingdom for a Swiss Army Knife

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (TLp3A)

    52 My first-world problem: Grilling burgers.

    Mind you, I can do it, the burgers come out great.

    Here's my issue: When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
    No burger left behind; casualties dampen the whole meal.

    But, to get mid to mid-rare burgers requires casualties, I fear ...

    (No, I'm not burning them to a hockey puck/well-done; I'm not buying cheap hamburger from a dodgy street vendor; I don't fear the reaper.)

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:23 PM (HXT0k)

    53 4 Had a Kenmore washer that lasted 27 years. New washer in the new house lasted one year before a sensor went out.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (U7QMZ)

    This just makes me wonder about the wisdom of "just because you can doesn't mean you should". The new models are festooned with all sorts of sensors and computer components where if just one little thing goes wrong with them...doom.

    Forty years ago my parents bought a Maytag washer and dryer. In 2001 they were still operational before being bequeathed to one of my sisters. They are probably still functional somewhere.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:24 PM (hJH5n)

    54 Still not sure a trip to hardware store for a stainless bolt and nut won't fix this.

    Might be at my house when get home today, or tomorrow at lest new grill parts to fix my grill.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 03:25 PM (m00IZ)

    55 >When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
    ###

    Sittin' right here, boss.

    Posted by: High Fat Bubba Burgers at April 05, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)

    56 49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
    Posted by: Indy Bill


    Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (A5RD0)

    57 "cheaper materials can't be repaired, so replacement becomes the norm, so repair becomes anachronistic., which drives even cheaper materials and manufacturing."

    All of which goes into landfills. If things were made more durable and reparable, there'd be less stuff tossed away. Easier on Gaia in the long run.

    Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (MV++E)

    58 (No, I'm not burning them to a hockey puck/well-done; I'm not buying cheap hamburger from a dodgy street vendor; I don't fear the reaper.)

    Can I have your stuff?

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (/HDaX)

    59 But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite.
    ---
    No one under 40 remembers a time when everything wasn't cheap Chinesium crap that never lasted long.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:27 PM (HXT0k)

    60 All of which goes into landfills. If things were made more durable and reparable, there'd be less stuff tossed away. Easier on Gaia in the long run.

    There was a time when people who talked about Gaia recognized this. A significant part of the culture was about making quality things that would last forever rather than buying.

    Even hippies were better made in the day…

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:28 PM (EXyHK)

    61 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
    Posted by: Indy Bill


    Let's not worry about market share. Let's just rape our small share as quick as possible.

    Which means you no longer get families who are brand loyal. You no longer

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:30 PM (U7QMZ)

    62 Even hippies were better made in the day…
    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

    Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.

    Posted by: Mr. Natural at April 05, 2026 03:31 PM (oftw2)

    63 PRESERVED CHILDREN

    Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook and some pebbles. Mix the children and dogs well together; put them on the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles; sprinkle the field with flowers; spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the bath tub.

    (Found most recently in the 1952 Burns’ Treasure of Personal Recipes from V.F.W. Auxiliary No. 1328.)

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:32 PM (EXyHK)

    64 Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.

    SH. They just don’t make bongs like they used to.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:32 PM (EXyHK)

    65 36 100cc syringe. Either long 18 ga needle or one of those basting needles. Push thru cork, push air in, pop cork out.
    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:09 PM (U7QMZ)
    ====

    But then how will I mainline black tar heroin?
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

    You smoke black tar, you shoot China white. Didn't you watch Miami Vice? Sheesh.

    Posted by: Amateurs! at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

    66 Even hippies were better made in the day…
    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:28 PM
    For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (LHPAg)

    67 Nothing pleases me more than Trump slowly strangling the Chinesium Manufacturing economy via tariffs and cutting off their supply of cheap Iranian and Venezuelan oil.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (HXT0k)

    68 >>>When that one sticks to the grill or falls apart. It just ruins the whole mood.
    ###


    Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:33 PM (TLp3A)

    69 But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite

    Watching the mechanical engineers lose their minds by the things mgmt suggested in cost reduction meetings was always entertaining.

    Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (H5Io+)

    70 >>Had the same bong since Altamont (1970). Changed the water twice.


    I really wish they still made 2 foot Graffix Bongs.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (TLp3A)

    71 Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM (A5RD0)


    My great uncle Kenneth used to park crap like that in the front yard.

    Come to think of it, he was part Ojibwe, so I guess your point stands.

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2026 03:34 PM (/HDaX)

    72 Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.

    What about putting the burger on a slice of onion? By the time the onion disintegrates, the burger should hold together on its own.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (EXyHK)

    73
    56 49 The world today runs on purchasing more. The need or desire to make lasting products no longer matters. Use, replace, recycle. And for new products, nothing beats quality like low price.
    Posted by: Indy Bill


    Or, if you’re a Native American, who cherishes the land and worships Mother Earth, then you throw your crap in the front yard.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 03:26 PM

    ------

    Sometimes they contract to turn part of their land into a landfill.

    Or put in desert resorts that water the golf course with ground water, and the water table drops fifty feet in a couple of years, and nobody can stop them because their reservation is sovereign territory.

    I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (azNOR)

    74 For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

    Oh, for the days of patchouli and cloves.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:38 PM (EXyHK)

    75 I live in upscale environs. You have to put the old appliances on the back porch. The melding of Harvest Gold, Avocado, and Coppertone is lovely in the evening sunset.

    Posted by: Trendy Tim at April 05, 2026 03:39 PM (oftw2)

    76 Eliminated a FWP today.
    I bought a bottle of Starbrite Black Streak remover for the RV. Takes the streaks right off. The seasonal battle has been won.

    Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 03:39 PM (abIsI)

    77 Or put in desert resorts that water the golf course with ground water, and the water table drops fifty feet in a couple of years, and nobody can stop them because their reservation is sovereign territory.

    I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.
    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 03:35 PM (azNOR)

    The myth of them being some sort of apex conservationists is rank nonsense. See, e.g., buffalo jumps. And the general habits of plains Indians who would park in one spot, use up all available resources, move to another spot, use up all available resources, rinse and repeat. They were like Pikeys but without caravans.

    Posted by: Also the rape, pillaging and slavery but who's counting at April 05, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

    78 Half an Onion, doused in oil. Scrub the pre-heated grill with it prior to putting on your burgers.



    Crap. I have an Ikea onion. (Dehydrated onion bits)

    It's gonna be awhile.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 03:40 PM (U7QMZ)

    79 I've come to believe that the pre-Columbus environmental destruction wrought by Indians was limited by their ability to inflict it, not by any communing with The Great Spirit.

    Reading about the history of North American Indians at least, pre-contact life appears to be the literal definition of nasty, brutish, and short. The only tribes that partially escaped this appear to be the ones who lived where no other tribes were nearby.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:41 PM (EXyHK)

    80 74 For sure, a lot smarter, cleaner, better teeth. fewer nose rings and blue hair,

    Oh, for the days of patchouli and cloves.
    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:38 PM (EXyHK)

    And for chicks under 250 pounds.

    Posted by: Oh the halcyon days of yore at April 05, 2026 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

    81 My FWP.
    Those damned personal shoppers at the grocery store! Huge carts blocking the aisle, and bitchy if you move the cart because it's blocking what you need to get.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 03:42 PM (2WIwB)

    82 ~There was a time when people who talked about Gaia recognized this. A significant part of the culture was about making quality things that would last forever rather than buying.

    Additionally, our dad's knew how to fix things. But, yeah. Start with a robust, quality item.
    Remember when kids collected soda bottles to turn in for a nickel or so? Natural born recyclers...

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 03:42 PM (qox2u)

    83 My little protests about the throwaway culture. My favorite desktop manual typewriter is from 1939 and still works perfectly. Cast iron cookware, American made, whenever possible. We just gave our niece a cast iron skillet. She will be the third generation of the family to use it. Ball point pens and mechanical pencils that take refillable ink or leads. Many of my writing tools are over thirty years old. Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric. Decades ago I got a backup for it. Haven't had to use the backup yet.

    Like I said, little protests.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (yTvNw)

    84 GUMDROP CAKE

    1 c. butter
    1 c. sugar
    2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (EXyHK)

    85 Did Bers pop in to say "Yang Poon" and throw it in the trash?

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 03:44 PM (/lPRQ)

    86 And for chicks under 250 pounds.
    Posted by: Oh the halcyon days of yore

    Trim hippie chicks in tube tops, halters, peasant blouses......

    Posted by: ...Not A Bra To Be Seen at April 05, 2026 03:44 PM (oftw2)

    87 Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric.

    I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:45 PM (EXyHK)

    88 84 GUMDROP CAKE

    1 c. butter
    1 c. sugar
    2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (EXyHK)

    This does not seem like it's gonna be an FWP...well, unless it's that you didn't get any gumdrops...so you have a forlorn recipe...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)

    89 87 Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric.

    I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.
    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:45 PM (EXyHK)

    See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 03:47 PM (tOcjL)

    90 This does not seem like it's gonna be an FWP...well, unless it's that you didn't get any gumdrops...so you have a forlorn recipe...

    Just thought people might enjoy the admonition not to use the licorice gumdrops. These old books tended to be sparse on instructions; Mrs. John Womack presumably had strong feelings about black gumdrops… as do many Morons.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (EXyHK)

    91 I have a French brand knockoff of the Rabbit corkscrew design. The important parts are metal, but the frame and grips are a heavy, hard plastic (and yes it's fabrique en Chine). Hasn't failed on me yet in 15 years or so.

    Posted by: Josie Wales at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (cWLG3)

    92 The corkscrews that give a guy some leverage are nice, but Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in, and the Real Man just puts it up to his chest and pulls the cork straight out, no extra leverage needed.

    I couldn't pull one straight out like that 30 years ago, and have not tried since.

    Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

    93 He killed the Wabbit.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 03:49 PM (Cqx++)

    94 >>See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...


    Nothing easier than the can opener on a Swiss Army Knife.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 03:50 PM (TLp3A)

    95 See, I find the opposite, except for portability...I have a VERY simple electric one...and handheld ones never seem simple...

    Makes sense that others would find them more useful than I do, since the market does exist. This is why neither I (nor anyone else) should be in charge of what gets made and what doesn’t.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:50 PM (EXyHK)

    96 92 The corkscrews that give a guy some leverage are nice, but Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in, and the Real Man just puts it up to his chest and pulls the cork straight out, no extra leverage needed.

    I couldn't pull one straight out like that 30 years ago, and have not tried since.
    Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)
    ----
    Real Men of Sophistication use a decent waiter's corkscrew, like a Lisse.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 03:53 PM (cWLG3)

    97 Reading about the history of North American Indians at least, pre-contact life appears to be the literal definition of nasty, brutish, and short. The only tribes that partially escaped this appear to be the ones who lived where no other tribes were nearby.
    ---
    There is a reason why American archeologists pretend we have no idea what Pre-Colombian life was like; "no records" they lie.
    They know.
    They don't want everyone else to know.

    Do you know how nasty and brutish an existence has to be where it literally never produces civilization beyond crude artwork and weapons in 10,000 years?
    It was just a constant churn of destruction of any advancement and any who advanced.

    BTW, I just learned that the much boo-hoo'ed "trail of tears" never actually happened.
    At least, none of the horrors the left recites.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2026 03:53 PM (HXT0k)

    98 96 In the comic strip "Shoe" the wine steward has a pair of pliers on a chain around his neck.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 03:56 PM (gm9Sb)

    99 My folks got a toaster as a wedding gift. They still had it when I came home from the Army at 26.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 03:56 PM (0aYVJ)

    100 83 My little protests about the throwaway culture. My favorite desktop manual typewriter is from 1939 and still works perfectly. Cast iron cookware, American made, whenever possible. We just gave our niece a cast iron skillet. She will be the third generation of the family to use it. Ball point pens and mechanical pencils that take refillable ink or leads. Many of my writing tools are over thirty years old. Our can opener is a hand crank model, not electric. Decades ago I got a backup for it. Haven't had to use the backup yet.

    Like I said, little protests.
    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:43 PM (yTvNw)

    Just for the manual typewriter you must have strong hands. I learned to type on one.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (hJH5n)

    101 No cork screw today as I am going with Prosecco and OJ.
    Mimosas anyone???

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (2WIwB)

    102 Hail and praise Schlürpo

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (hJH5n)

    103 Real Men of Valor are supposed to use the simple corkscrews that just screw in

    Real Men of Compromise use wing corkscrews. Which are another example of today’s FWP topic. Great ideas, once made wonderfully, that are now made in China and break when faced with a difficult task.

    I replaced my last (broken) one with a model made in Italy long ago. So far it’s been more durable, though I haven’t put it to the test of loaning it to the neighbors yet. I don’t know where they got the wine that broke my last cheap corkscrew, but it really was tightly corked.

    No one was able to get it out with any of the corkscrews so far mentioned; my cheap red wing corkscrew did the job, but not before giving its life to the task.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 03:57 PM (EXyHK)

    104 do not use black ones)


    That's racist

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Kt19C)

    105 This waiter's corkscrew has nice burlwood handle, https://tinyurl.com/3ff5hm64
    #commissionearned as Helen Smith would say.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (cWLG3)

    106 84 GUMDROP CAKE

    1 c. butter
    1 c. sugar
    2 lbs. gumdrops, cut into pieces (do not use black ones)

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
    ---

    I just passed out.
    Help, I'm on the floor and can't get up.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (nXhai)

    107 i found the puller on the swiss knife to be excellent. wind it down flush with the bottle lip, then pull on the longer (farther from the pivot end) to get things started. once it's budged then bob's yer uncle.
    france made a nifty one that use at home called the zig zag. kind of a scissors action with multiple pivot points (ten) that simple machine multiply your leverage making it slightly easier. found used on fleabay i've not spent more than thirty lichen.

    Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 03:58 PM (R11M+)

    108 I almost never drink wine, so this has never been a problem for me.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (0aYVJ)

    109 That photo.... just criminal. Nothing even remotely related to booze should EVER fail.

    Ever.

    Weeps silently.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (AkEZC)

    110 When it comes to avoiding throwaway culture, it helps to not give a damn about 'keeping up appearances' or being 'fashionable'. I hear people talk about new fashion (clothes, appliances, electronics, furniture, cars) like it is important. By its nature, fashion is temporary, ephemeral and, basically, unimportant. Buying something, especially if expensive, just to be fashionable is wasteful and stupid. Have some backbone and self respect and buy what you want for your needs.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (yTvNw)

    111 Who uses a carafe for serving wine at home? To me that's next-level snootiness.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (cWLG3)

    112 Get cleaned up and upstairs
    FOOD NOOD

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (m00IZ)

    113 87 I have never understood the appeal of electric can openers except for very specific medical needs (if you can’t twist your wrist, one might make sense). They’re less portable, more difficult to use, and require more time to use.

    I have arthritis in my hands. But dammit, I still use a mechanical opener. Simple and easy. Just get a good one...

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (qox2u)

    114 BTW, I just learned that the much boo-hoo'ed "trail of tears" never actually happened.
    At least, none of the horrors the left recites.
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
    ----

    They were allowed to take their slaves with them.
    More slaves died on the trip than the Cherokee.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 04:01 PM (nXhai)

    115 That photo.... just criminal. Nothing even remotely related to booze should EVER fail.

    Ever.

    Weeps silently.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 03:59 PM (AkEZC)

    ***

    Booze?
    That's not booze.
    That's wine.

    *sips scotch with pinky firmly around glass*

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)

    116 You know where there's no need for a corkscrew?


    On a bottle of single malt scotch.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (U7QMZ)

    117 "My FWP. Those damned personal shoppers at the grocery store!"

    The grocery store where we do most of our shopping has been undergoing a major expansion and renovation for the last 18 months. One of the best aspects of it is much wider aisles, I suspect specifically because of the curbside shoppers. It's really not much of a problem anymore.

    BTW, ours aren't surly and are always helpful when I ask them where a product is. They usually know or quickly look it up on their app.

    Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at April 05, 2026 04:02 PM (FEVMW)

    118 BTW, ours aren't surly and are always helpful when I ask them where a product is. They usually know or quickly look it up on their app.
    Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey
    ---

    That's my experience. There are more shoppers than any other employee in the isles. Always pleasant and helpful.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 04:06 PM (nXhai)

    119 I got a great corkscrew!

    Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!

    Damn, this a hip crowd!

    Posted by: Josephus at April 05, 2026 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

    120 A final thought. Can anyone think of something that was improved by being made in China? I can't.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 04:09 PM (yTvNw)

    121 Money money money. If you build something to last decades and work well, you only have two options to make more money. Make a replacement that is so compelling that people want to replace a working item..make something that is compelling enough to make people want to replace a competing product they already have. MUCH easier to make things that don't last, especially in concert with other makers who don't build anything better. That way the sales continue.

    Posted by: Azjaeger at April 05, 2026 04:11 PM (3/XaG)

    122 Horrible situation. This is what happens when you unknowingly procure items made from low grade, third-world cheap material and sub-standard quality control.

    We regularly smashed our wine bottles on river rock and wait until the glass settled before we poured a flute, or we drank straight from the bottle.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 04:21 PM (Fbc0I)

    123 120 norinco ak --> century
    swingaway for the win.fine product.

    Posted by: cmeat at April 05, 2026 04:24 PM (R11M+)

    124 I'm on my second automatic transmission corkscrew, too. My first was a Williams/Sonoma which gave at least 15 years of good service, and the new one is an Oxo.

    Posted by: Otto Zilch at April 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Ws2ua)

    125 Well, on the bright side, next time I get a "lost" roll pin stuck in my foot, I won't have to build another AR, I can just refurb corkscrews. But then I'd need more corks, and that leads to more wine and that leads to more ARs...

    Posted by: Croak at April 05, 2026 04:51 PM (YVaDw)

    126 The best corkscrew is a Screwpull. I used the waiters model when I waited tables. They work absolutely every time on even the hardest stuck cork.

    Posted by: Kenneth King Neil at April 05, 2026 08:50 PM (/g9JB)

    127 50 yearsago I bought a GEwasher and dryer which lasted for over thirty years. Total repair cost: PARTS about 30 dollars, LABOR zero, because GE had a help line where a skilled explainer would talk you through a repair for no charge.
    Nowadays there is no help line and you have to schedule a repair man via computer.
    I live in a subdivision where every house came with GE appliances three years ago. The touch screens on the ranges of all my neighbors neighbors are failing or have died. The GE repaiman told me that once GE moved their factories to China, GE appliancesare shit. There is no sense paying for a new screen plus installation because the replace comes from the same factory as the original and will start failing in a year. So a stove -90% of which will last 50 years- goes to the dump.

    Posted by: Robert Falk at April 06, 2026 01:09 AM (AL6cc)

    128 Learn to use a hinged corkscrew, like every bartender uses. Then buy one for every suitcase and a couple for the kitchen. You'll never look back.

    They aren't the 99₵ ones; they're $10 or so for a well-made one. Nothing is faster, or less likely to break a cork. Any bartender can point out the correct features to be looking for. (Specifically, the ridge on the screw. And obviously, steel vs. pot metal.)

    My Kenmore washer is 37 years old... but it is starting to have parts fail, and the water level sensor is no longer available. When that goes... it's Speed Queen TC5 time.

    Posted by: Frank Nobody at April 06, 2026 08:25 AM (75cud)

    Solid Jobs Report With A Delicious Bonus!

    Decrease regulation. Decrease the drain on the economy by parasitic government employees. Send a clear signal that American manufacturing is paramount. Decrease the barriers to domestic production. Begin to even the playing field with regard to cheap imports subsidized by foreign governments.

    These are obvious and rational policies that every American politician should embrace, yet one half of them champion exactly the opposite!

    Here is the March Bureau of Labor Statistics report. It's long and repetitive, but here are a couple of paragraphs that are nice to see.

    Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 178,000 in March, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.3 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Job gains occurred in health care, in construction, and in transportation and warehousing. Federal government employment continued to decline.

    One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference. One look at most medical offices will prove that point. How many M.D.s compared to the number of clerks and billing "experts" and managers? Most of that overhead is forced by government fiat and the unbelievable complexity of health insurance company's systems.

    But here is the best part...

    Federal government employment continued to decline in March (-18,000). Since reaching a peak in October 2024, federal government employment is down by 355,000, or 11.8 percent. Federal employees on furlough during the partial government shutdown were counted as employed in the establishment survey because they worked or received (or will receive) pay for the pay period that included the 12th of the month.

    That is a lot of leeches that have been plucked off the body of the American economy. Not nearly enough, but it is a solid start, and we should applaud President Trump and his administration.

    Posted by: CBD at 01:15 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 What happened?

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (2WIwB)

    2 You got here first.

    Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (q6tQZ)

    3 Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (Q/FnY)

    4 I truly wish there was some way to short AI long term.
    Overblown, oversold, and really, just a more useful secretary (or army thereof).

    Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2026 01:22 PM (q6tQZ)

    5 Wow, the time dilation is strong today ... hmm.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Q/FnY)

    6 Uh oh...

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:27 PM (Q/FnY)

    7 >>> One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference. One look at most medical offices will prove that point. How many M.D.s compared to the number of clerks and billing "experts" and managers? Most of that overhead is forced by government fiat and the unbelievable complexity of health insurance company's systems.


    Obama Cares !

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:28 PM (/lPRQ)

    8 Astronauts would call this 'Red shift'.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Q/FnY)

    9 Totally agree with you on bloated healthcare. I was able to run a solo office with one part time nurse, one full time receptionist, and a part time biller back in the 80’s. And that was sub specialty. 30 years later I had to have a full time medical assistant added, mainly due to both the required EMR work and the increased required BS of documenting silly requirements asking more and more questions of patients as well as prior authorizations, etc. And I spent about twice as much time trying to see same number of patients in primary care compared to my previous sub specialty practice. It’s Obscene.

    Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TRnzq)

    10 Obama Cares !


    And do not forget McCain.
    Because fucking over the little people is what is best in life.*


    *and this also answers the question in the last thread, "Why is anyone in Military a democrat?" Because the military also attracts those who want power...

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:32 PM (/lPRQ)

    11
    Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

    Is there no private idiocy?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)

    12 11
    Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

    Is there no private idiocy?
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)

    Less when it's shareholder money.

    Least when it's your own cash and you have limited resources.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

    13 Oh no. Just noticed I'm being chemtrailed.
    Anyway.
    My employer could put on 40 to 50 right now and will do 2000 more and another location within a year. Big money behind this one.
    It's not easy finding good workers though.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 01:38 PM (ZhdAT)

    14
    11
    Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

    Is there no private idiocy?
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2026 01:36 PM

    ------

    There is much, but it's subject to market forces.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:39 PM (L78T1)

    15 The true minimum wage is zero.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 01:39 PM (qFwJc)

    16 11
    Deregulation keeps idiocrasy at bay.

    Is there no private idiocy?
    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

    They came out of the closet.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Q/FnY)

    17
    Has the trend of non-citizen employment being displaced by citizen employment continued?

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:41 PM (L78T1)

    18 How to fix health insurance:

    Health insurance needs to be as good as cash, meaning you will never again hear "sorry your not in out net work". This will break up the small monopolies and keep prices down and improve availability.

    Medical Spending Accounts need to be unlimited. No max amount you can put in them. No rule that you have to spend all of it in a year. You can help your neighbor or people you don't even know instead of just your immediate family. It's for the greater good right?

    Medical menus: within reason you need to know the cost of a procedure ahead of time so you can make a decision. No more $400 band aids added to the bill.

    Tax credits for pro-bono work. Doctors and pharmacists can give services away for free to those in need. They would then get a break on their taxes.

    Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Wnqw0)

    19 A Blessed Easter to you all!

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2026 01:45 PM (cYBz/)

    20 One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference.

    Remember how computerization of health records/billing was going to save large amounts of money and how that didn't happen?

    Its because the government reacted to a lightening of the bureaucratic load by multiplying the bureaucratic load.

    This is why there are about 20M healthcare workers but only 1M doctors and 4M nurses.

    And we get this sort of problem in every industry the government plays a major role

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

    21 Medical menus: within reason you need to know the cost of a procedure ahead of time so you can make a decision. No more $400 band aids added to the bill.

    This one medical establishments will be willing to die on.

    Why?

    Well the government mandates they give free healthcare to anyone that can't pay, and they have to compensate by soaking those that can pay

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

    22 The easiest and most immediate way to lower healthcare costs is just send an ICE agent to every urban hospital in America and have him check citizenship of everyone in the ER.

    Pretty soon all the Guatemalans coming in for primary care/detox will find somewhere else to go...

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

    23 A Blessed Easter to you all!

    Posted by: Tonypete


    Et Tuo Spiritu

    Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at April 05, 2026 01:50 PM (MKors)

    24 ADP, which runs its own independent employment survey, came in at 41,000 for March. ADP and NFP diverging by more than 4x is a significant indicator.

    They used to call that anemic growth. Every time Biden was sub 200k it was a sure sign the economy was off track according to the media.

    Are these jobs in the room with us right now? Seems like we're getting a lot of "suprises" with the headline jobs numbers these days... and even more "surprises" later when the revisions quietly come in.

    The decline in the unemployment rate came with an asterisk: The labor force shrank by nearly 400,000 people, meaning fewer Americans were counted as unemployed. The share of Americans working or looking for work slipped to 61.9%, its lowest level since the fall of 2021."

    Unemployment is "down", because more people are giving up.

    A low unemployment rate only means that masters always find work for their slaves. Work is about helping a capitalist to eliminate his competitors with the latest robots. And blame the Protestant work ethic for the climate hell on Earth!

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 05, 2026 01:50 PM (ycI94)

    25 There was a great social media post from a young black guy saying he can finally drive truck because spots opened up when they kicked out the illegals.

    And he can actually speak and read English! Who knew that would be important.

    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (gWBY1)

    26 Whoever this CBD guy is, he certainly deserves a raise. My name is Weft Cut-loop, BTW.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 01:52 PM (diia5)

    27 It’s Obscene.
    Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TRnzq)


    Eventually barbers, hair stylists and cosmetologist will have the same documentation requirements.
    You know, because how people can be injured by incompetent barbers.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)

    28 The decline in the unemployment rate came with an asterisk: The labor force shrank by nearly 400,000 people, meaning fewer Americans were counted as unemployed

    One thing the stats, and this DUmmie don't consider is the number of non-citizens.

    Fewer non-citizens and fewer people to count, this isn't like during the Biden/Obama years when they did what this guy is actually saying (while importing endless foreigners)

    Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

    29 Obamacare is another adjunct to Obama's data bank dossier on every American.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:54 PM (nXhai)

    30 It accurately reflects official U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) data from the March 2026 Current Population Survey (CPS) household survey, as published in the March Employment Situation report (released April 3, 2026) and available on FRED (Federal Reserve Economic Data).

    Here are the exact figures from the post, confirmed directly from BLS/FRED data:

    Foreign-born workers (those not U.S. citizens at birth):
    +806,000 in March 2026 → total 31.974 million (a new record high).

    Native-born workers (U.S.-born or born abroad to U.S. citizen parents):
    –194,000 in March 2026 → total 130.791 million.

    X: https://bit.ly/4sft32I
    Grok: https://bit.ly/4vegMy7

    Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 05, 2026 01:55 PM (P5BPp)

    31 26 Whoever this CBD guy is, he certainly deserves a raise. My name is Weft Cut-loop, BTW.
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 01:52 PM (diia5)


    I heard CBD doesn't really work! Also, just a stalking horse for THC.

    Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Sy6m/)

    32 The wonderful UNAFFORDABLE care act. A tripling of health insurance rates and doubling of medical costs.

    If you think the problems government creates is bad, wait until you see the hellscape that is the government's solutions to those problems.

    Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 05, 2026 01:58 PM (xvV+O)

    33 Recent Routine 1/2 Dr office visit

    Explanation of Benefits:

    480$ billed by Dr.

    Patient (me) pays 0

    Medigap pays 0

    In the fine print at the bottom:

    Medicare allowed 150$ toward annual deductible

    Medicare paid Dr: 50$

    So bottom line - office billed 480$
    Accepted 50$ payment

    Now tell me this isn't a scam.....

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (QGaXH)

    34 Any significant medical insurance reform, like reforming the DoJ, will cause civilization to collapse.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 02:01 PM (/lPRQ)

    35 Happy Easter, ya filthy Morons.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 02:01 PM (TLp3A)

    36 So bottom line - office billed 480$
    Accepted 50$ payment

    Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)


    This why nobody makes money in the medical industry.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 02:02 PM (/lPRQ)

    37 ZAP!

    Love the smell of ozone.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 02:03 PM (0aYVJ)

    38 We wants two wash Presdent Obana a Happy Eastor and wants too thanx him foor all he bee dids help rescue the dawned US Air person in that Irans place.

    Thanx yew and we loves yew..

    Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 05, 2026 02:05 PM (QDNQm)

    39 The true minimum wage is zero.

    this is truth, and it better come with a good attitude

    Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 02:05 PM (8uzBS)

    40 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

    Home prices too.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

    41 >>>Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
    ---

    They were working up to it in the 70s but the Aids scare opened the door, they told Reagan and the MSM that they would go bankrupt if something wasn't done. Naturally this was relayed to the public in a rational form: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

    That was the beginning. Obama in his efforts to convert America to totalitarianism took the ball and ran with it.

    ARiK, if you have Medicare and Part D you have the best medical deal in America, thus the world.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:07 PM (nXhai)

    42 This is lies and fake news. Reddit says we’re in the biggest economic depression ever.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:08 PM (c3Uld)

    43 41ARiK, if you have Medicare and Part D you have the best medical deal in America, thus the world.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:07 PM (nXhai)

    I do. Plus a 'Medigap supplement' plan that supposedly covers everything Medicare doesn't cover.

    I'm not supposed to see an actual bill - LOL!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:10 PM (QGaXH)

    44 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

    Home prices too.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

    Food prices too. Hundreds of billions a year spent on food stamps, WIC , etc increases demand for food which increases the price of food.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (c3Uld)

    45 Jesus was tortured and died on the cross to save us.

    He went to the depths of hell to retrieve lost souls.

    There are no limits to what He will do for you

    Seek Him. He’s waiting

    Posted by: Marcus at at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (x/Rva)

    46 The biggest problem with health care is the end user almost never sees prices. You walk into a doctors office you have no idea what anything costs. Cost could be $100 or $1000 you have no idea. Three months later you get a bill for $82 which your portion after insurance. Most people don’t care because whatever it is they do pay is a small fraction of the actual cost. So there is no price comparison. What do you care if the cost is $100 or $1000? You’re not paying more than $80 either way.

    There’s no other consumer industry that operates this way.

    It’s fucking insane.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:15 PM (c3Uld)

    47 Medicare A and B are supposed to cover 80% of everything mostly except drugs.

    This isn't the first time I've seen a provider accept a payment equal to approximately 1/10 th of the initial bill.

    Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QGaXH)

    48 Useless bureaucrats, careerists, and sympathy hires tremble.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

    49 45 Jesus was tortured and died on the cross to save us.

    He went to the depths of hell to retrieve lost souls.

    There are no limits to what He will do for you

    Seek Him. He’s waiting

    Posted by: Marcus at at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM (x/Rva)

    SECONDED!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:18 PM (QGaXH)

    50 Living around the BLOATED medical system in parts of NC that comprises of Duke, UNC, Rex, Wake Med for the better part of 25 yrs, I realized a long time ago, these medical complexes are cities within their respective city and that half the people hired are worth their pay checks. The medical complexes will continue to suck the life and money out everyone and everything until AI takes over. Then, there will end up being massive unemployment and poverty galore in these cities. The CEO of NY Health will be replacing, in the very near future, radiologists with AI because of the massive amount of money they will save. Not that that will be passed on down to us little people.

    Posted by: Joe at April 05, 2026 02:19 PM (rzwGB)

    51 Researching the 7 or 10 killed and missing top level scientists in the past year I linked Reddit adjacent account and fell into the rabbit hole. The further it went the nuttier it got.

    I came upon a speech by Laura Aboli on Transhumanism, 2023 which was quite compelling. Following the trail to the present and wondering why she didn't get more traction I discovered she's mired in anti-Israel and well, here are her follows: She says, “It is time to step out of fear, follow our inner compass, and choose a better path for humanity — before it is too late.
    @P_McCulloughMD
    @delbigtree
    @lawrie_dr
    @DrAseemMalhotra
    @KimDotcom
    @KAGdrogo
    @EkoLovesYou
    @JohnMappin
    @TuckerCarlson
    @MJTruthUltra
    @thecoastguy”

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:19 PM (nXhai)

    52 As a retired leech with over 40 years of government service, where I accomplished nothing other than padding my pension, your words are hurtful to me and millions of other leeches who are still employed by the federal government.

    Posted by: William Lamont Simpson, Retired Leech at April 05, 2026 02:20 PM (jRlwL)

    53 48 Useless bureaucrats, careerists, and sympathy hires tremble.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

    Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once:

    'Fish tremble at the sound on my name' I think it said.

    Obviously a fisherman......

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:20 PM (QGaXH)

    54 Just put an asparagus tart in the oven.

    Puff pastry, ricotta wither fresh herbs, roasted grass, roasted red onion.

    I’ll top with more fresh herbs.

    Also made a pesto pea pasta salad woth tomatoes and olives to bring to the Easter meal.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:21 PM (A5RD0)

    55 Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QGaXH)

    Hello! I'm Zombie Earl Scheib, and I'll paint any car, any color for $29.95. No ups, no extras!

    Posted by: Zombie Earl Scheib at April 05, 2026 02:24 PM (jRlwL)

    56 Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
    ----------

    There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 PM (rdVOm)

    57 47 Medicare A and B are supposed to cover 80% of everything mostly except drugs.

    This isn't the first time I've seen a provider accept a payment equal to approximately 1/10 th of the initial bill.

    Is this like automobile body work where there's an insurance price and a different, much lower cash price?
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
    ----------

    It's a totally corrupt system. Makes Mexican corruption look upright.

    Your concerns should be :
    #1 Did I get the medical care I wanted and expected?
    #2 Was my out of pocket expense too much for the services received?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:26 PM (nXhai)

    58 ----------

    There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.
    Posted by: JQ
    ---

    Not meaning to be pedantic but isn't it, the out of pocket cost is far less?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:27 PM (nXhai)

    59 Not meaning to be pedantic but isn't it, the out of pocket cost is far less?

    Posted by: Braenyard
    -------

    I was referring to the "with insurance" price (of a given procedure) to the "without insurance" price.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (rdVOm)

    60 Jesus is risen ..............

    So now Donny can finish the job and destroy the evil that Iran is in 24 hours.........

    GOD, Jesus, The Holy Ghost, & Donny T. are batting 1000 !

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (38587)

    61 your words are hurtful to me and millions of other leeches who are still employed by the federal government.

    Bob from the NSA hardest hit?

    Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2026 02:31 PM (84SEz)

    62
    44 How come the two things most championed by government with subsidies and loans, college and healthcare, are the two things that have become unaffordable ?

    Home prices too.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

    Food prices too. Hundreds of billions a year spent on food stamps, WIC , etc increases demand for food which increases the price of food.
    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 02:11 PM

    --------

    Have you seen the morbid obesity on some of these EBT users? You paid to grow that giant ass.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 02:31 PM (azNOR)

    63 33 Recent Routine 1/2 Dr office visit

    Explanation of Benefits:

    480$ billed by Dr.

    Patient (me) pays 0

    Medigap pays 0

    In the fine print at the bottom:

    Medicare allowed 150$ toward annual deductible

    Medicare paid Dr: 50$

    So bottom line - office billed 480$
    Accepted 50$ payment

    Now tell me this isn't a scam.....
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (QGaXH)

    It's why certain practices will not accept new Medicare patients. They do not receive enough reimbursement to cover the cost for them (private insurance of the under 65s is picking up that slack)...Medicare is also carried by private folks, not just the uninsured...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:32 PM (tOcjL)

    64 With vs. without insurance, an example:

    My dentist charges X amount for a routine cleaning. Insurance paid less than X, due to contract. Now that I no longer have dental insurance, I pay the full X amount.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:32 PM (rdVOm)

    65 56 There are 2 different prices, yes. But in healthcare, the insurance price is usually FAR LESS than the cash price.
    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 PM (rdVOm)

    Supposedly the insurers negotiate better pricing. But I've had numerous instances where what the provider bills is 5 to 10X what they actually accept as payment from the insurance.

    Another example:

    Routine blood work:

    Lab bill: $1200.

    Insurance paid $100
    I paid $100

    This is before I was on Medicare.

    Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:33 PM (QGaXH)

    66 if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
    -----------

    Good luck with that.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (rdVOm)

    67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
    I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (nXhai)

    68 Supposedly the insurers negotiate better pricing. But I've had numerous instances where what the provider bills is 5 to 10X what they actually accept as payment from the insurance.

    Another example:

    Routine blood work:

    Lab bill: $1200.

    Insurance paid $100
    I paid $100

    This is before I was on Medicare.

    Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:33 PM (QGaXH)

    Keep it. You want medicine to want to keep you alive. When they know they will be paid as much as they can get, practices will want to keep you around.

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (tOcjL)

    69 JQ

    We might be talking apples and oranges - medical care vs dental care.

    Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:37 PM (QGaXH)

    70 AI - "Private insurers typically pay hospitals and physicians significantly more than Medicare—roughly double, or about 200% to 250% of Medicare rates, on average. While Medicare payments are based on set government formulas, private negotiated rates vary widely but are consistently higher, with some hospital services costing over 300% of Medicare prices"

    And this is why the privately insured are so sought after...and how if we switched to single payer, our entire system would collapse and we'd all be looking at Canadian healthcare...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:38 PM (tOcjL)

    71 Makes me wonder if I should just drop the Medigap insurance and if anything expensive happens just offer the provider a small fraction of the amount Medicare doesn't cover.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
    ---

    New design in hospital halls cuts down the level of echo laughter.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:38 PM (nXhai)

    72 Obamacare is just a wonderful gift from our first Socialist POTUS.

    The very people that fell for this clown's BS are now getting it rammed home.....

    I cannot believe so many people fell for the fake and elected him twice to screw themselves over ????

    Heard lots of people say that "I voted for the Black Guy" because I am proving I am not a Racist !!!!

    Be careful what you wish for......

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:39 PM (38587)

    73 And this is why the privately insured are so sought after...and how if we switched to single payer, our entire system would collapse and we'd all be looking at Canadian healthcare...
    Posted by: Nova Local
    ----

    As they put the mask over your face. 'breathe deep, it's just oxygen'.


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (nXhai)

    74 How many Mary Clogginstein's still exist out there even with getting screwed by the guy...

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (38587)

    75 67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
    I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:36 PM (nXhai)

    I'm talking Medicare. And prior to that - in my lab work example - my employer's high-deductible medical plan. They gave us a cash subsidy into a HSA to help cover deductibles.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:41 PM (QGaXH)

    76 Always thought dental insurance was a scam like burial insurance.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:42 PM (nXhai)

    77 Oh boy, Easter!
    Gladiator movies!

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Kt19C)

    78 Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

    I have no dental insurance. This means I pay $109 per visit, two visits a year; this number (knock on wood) hasn’t changed since I started seeing this dentist about a decade ago.

    Had to have a root canal a few months ago. Quoted price was something over $3,000. Found out I don’t have insurance, it went to $2,500 even. No idea if those are good or bad numbers. But it’s one less bureaucracy I have to deal with, which improves quality of life.

    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (EXyHK)

    79 Heard lots of people say that "I voted for the Black Guy" because I am proving I am not a Racist !!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:39 PM (38587)


    I voted against him (twice) to prove that I'm not an idiot.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 02:44 PM (n9ltV)

    80 I didn't know that you could work and carry a second plan along with Medicare. Negotiating between the two must be a mess.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:44 PM (nXhai)

    81 Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (38587)

    I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:45 PM (ZeH0U)

    82 Dropping out!

    Have to go get ready to go to Easter dinner with about 40 in-laws.

    So probably no beer for me tonight....sadzzzz!

    Thank you for the usual thought-provoking conversation everybody.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 02:47 PM (QGaXH)

    83
    I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke
    --

    I think some people don't understand blasphemy.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (nXhai)

    84 Wouldn't it be Ironic if Tom Homan and ICE agents showed up at Obama's House with a Deportation Warrant stating that his mother committed immigration fraud because Obama was born in Africa and not Hawaii....

    Would be a great Easter gift for the Country...

    Just Sayin............

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (38587)

    85 78 Still - wonder what would happen if you told dentist you can only pay $X?

    I have no dental insurance. This means I pay $109 per visit, two visits a year; this number (knock on wood) hasn’t changed since I started seeing this dentist about a decade ago.

    Had to have a root canal a few months ago. Quoted price was something over $3,000. Found out I don’t have insurance, it went to $2,500 even. No idea if those are good or bad numbers. But it’s one less bureaucracy I have to deal with, which improves quality of life.
    Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 05, 2026 02:43 PM (EXyHK)

    They aren't great - if you have a private plan that gives a baseline insurance (so it's just included in your health plan, but it's not "bells and whistles"), you make out way better...

    Not sure about 65+ plans...

    I pay $5 visit (for cleaning and yearly X rays). Nothing for fillings, and discounts for further work...like a crown costs me $800 start to finish...implants (which my husband did) were more, but doable...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tOcjL)

    86 83
    I like President Trump. I voted for him, but I would not compare him to God, Jesus or the Holy Ghost.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke
    --
    I did not compare him to GOD....

    All I said is he is batting 1000 with the help of GOD......

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:51 PM (38587)

    87 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM (nXhai)

    Sounds life a lefty accusing us of being in a cult. Trump was never--and will never will be -my God.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:52 PM (ZeH0U)

    88 FWP up nood.

    Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (U7QMZ)

    89 75 67 I thought you were talking about Medicare.
    I have no idea how Obamacare works other than it's screwing people royally.

    Posted by: Braenyard


    Y’all don’t know the half of it. My parent company is United Healthcare. They have put a pop up in the scheduling program that tells you not to schedule more than TWO MEDICARE PATIENTS PER DAY. This effectively blocks access and is poor patient care and is unconscionable.

    I override it. Let them write me up. I will not make a patient wait five freaking months because of
    Their insurance.

    UHC is fucking evil.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (A5RD0)

    90 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 02:53 PM (A5RD0)

    I applaud you for your care for real people in this way.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 02:55 PM (ZeH0U)

    91 UHC is fucking evil.
    Posted by: nurse ratched
    -----------

    UHC is a Supplemental Medicare Plan, all supplemental plans are evil. UHC is AARP is a Democrat single payer subterfuge wedge.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (nXhai)

    92
    84 Wouldn't it be Ironic if Tom Homan and ICE agents showed up at Obama's House with a Deportation Warrant stating that his mother committed immigration fraud because Obama was born in Africa and not Hawaii....

    Would be a great Easter gift for the Country...

    Just Sayin............
    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 02:49 PM

    --------

    I believe Obama was born in Honolulu, and his mother was an American citizen. Whether his mother renounced his citizenship while in Indonesia, or he listed himself as a non US citizen to gain college admission or other favorable treatment, I don't know.

    He had an uncle and aunt who were illegal aliens living in the US for years and years. He seemed to regard them as embarrassments to pay off and keep out of sight in the attic.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 02:59 PM (azNOR)

    93 His Kenyan relatives say that he was born in Kenya.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 03:21 PM (nXhai)

    94 His Kenyan relatives say that he was born in Kenya.

    And that Big Mike has a "deeeeeck".

    Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2026 04:27 PM (oyazo)

    Tousi TV: Second F-15 Pilot Rescued as Iranian Civilians Aid American Operation to Rescue Him

    Tousi reports below. I assume he knows what he's talking about, but take it with grain of salt until we have official confirmation.

    Here is a summary:

    The US knew where the pilot -- the weapons officer, or WSO, apparently called a "Wizzo" in the trade -- was located due to "unique capabilities." I mean, I think he has a coded radio so I don't know why we're being all cagey about it. He was hiding in a mountain.

    The CIA created a deception campaign to trick Iran into thinking he was a hundred miles away (or so) away from his real location.

    Iranian Basij forces -- plainclothes soldiers/thugs -- went to the fake location and were "annihilated" by US warplanes sent to greet them. Tousi has video of Iranians coming upon the bodies and saying, "They're all dead."

    The US actually created a pop-up secret base of operations deep inside of Iran, about 100 miles (again, I don't know the real distance) south of Teheran. They landed C-130s and little bird helicopters here. I guess this is where the special forces operators struck out from.

    One deduction: The US always knew where he was, and told him to just remain hidden and invisible while forces were flown in to rescue him.

    One minor hitch in the operation -- one (or was it both?) of the C-130s became stuck and could not take off so they had to be blown up on the ground. This always seems to happen in major special forces operations.

    CNN lied and claimed Iranian civilians were flooding into the area to find the pilot on behalf of the IRGC. In fact, they were using their vehicles to jam up the highways to prevent the IRGC from sending troops into the area.

    Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began.

    So good news all around. With the civilians armed and openly aiding the US and Israel, I have renewed hopes for the end of the Islamic Occupational Army in Iran.

    Update: Trump's post about it.

    trumpwegotthepilot.jpg

    Happy Easter!

    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1
    Wonderful news!

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (3ek7K)

    2 What happened???
    Threads upon threads.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (2WIwB)

    3 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (Ia/+0)

    4 Funny how wars unfold when someone knows what they are doing.

    Happy Easter everyone.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 12:04 PM (CHHv1)

    5 America, fuck yeah!

    Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (88gK3)

    6 Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January

    What about me? WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE???!!!!
    *sobs*

    Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (TbWk/)

    7 January in Delaware Is Now “Muslim Heritage Month”

    -
    Shouldn't that be September 11?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7)

    8 Happy Easter Ace and Horde!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (QGaXH)

    9 CNN lied

    -
    Well, day ending in Y.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (ndZc7)

    10 Well one had to think some 3 card Monte was going on as crewman was missing yet Iran forces couldn't find him either

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:06 PM (Ia/+0)

    11 happy Easter everyone!

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (1wjle)

    12 Squirrel!

    Posted by: CIA at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (XeU6L)

    13 Europe is half taken over by Islam and so they are starting here.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Ia/+0)

    14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

    15 I think it was gatewaypundit that said there was a pretty intense firefight, but no one hurt so that works.

    Happy Easter everyone.

    I'm doing my news rounds. Reports say there may be a deal with Iran Monday. Because if you can't muslims, who can you trust?

    Like this is our first day.....

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)

    16 In my mind, the AC-130 has a loudspeaker that blasts out "Surprise, muthafuckas!" right before cutting loose with the miniguns and 105.

    Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (8sD0/)

    17 America, fuck yeah!
    Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

    +1

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (ndZc7)

    18 Squirrel!
    Posted by: CIA at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (XeU6L)
    ----
    You called?

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (ESVrU)

    19 Happy Easter ! This is a particularly good one with this rescue... I love Trump saying Praise Allah... LOL.... Twist that knife...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:10 PM (mAxUt)

    20 And thanks to people for talking about the OPM situation 2 threads back.

    Things really seemed to go downhill after that. Not that 'people' would sell out for much other than a cushy job anyways.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

    21 Wait the CIA did something right in Iran?

    MC-130s probably, USAF Spec Ops. They were the only part of Operation Eagle Claw that functioned correctly until a Marine MH-53's rotor sliced into one.

    Glad they got the pilot out.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (GcFhi)

    22 14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.
    Posted by: Diogenes

    I saw Rivers of Flowing Mud open for Rare Earth at the Odeon in 1974.

    Posted by: Surly Riser at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (oftw2)

    23 https://legis.delaware.gov/Bill Detail Legislation Id =142836

    They don't even try to hide it. 3000 Americans were killed on 9/11 and now they celibate Ramadan

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:12 PM (Ia/+0)

    24 >>>14 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.

    huh. I did not know that.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)

    25 A little known factoid about Iran. There are huge swaths of desert where the ground is hardened sand about 2 feet thick with rivers of flowing mud beneath. Dangerous for heavy equipment like tanks and C-130s.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (2WIwB)

    A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (I7pZ1)

    26 The original C-130's likely transported the AH-6 "Little Bird" helicopters along with the extraction crew. All of the aircraft had to be destroyed when the 130's couldn't take off again.

    3 additional C-130's were dispatched to collect all the commandos, Soldiers, PJ's, etc. from the makeshift airbase.

    And we also used MQ-9 Reaper drones armed with Hellfire missiles and bombs to waste anyone who tried to interfere with the op.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (AkEZC)

    27 From last thread:
    “303 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
    Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)”

    Trump’s repeated offers to negotiate provide full legal and political cover, and justification, for doing what must be done after they fail.

    And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations. So of course these efforts will fail. Meaning that Trump is pursuing cost-free blah blah blah, while our forces get in place, that will permanently insulate him from claims that he never tried any other way to solve things.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (UA2di)

    28 I love how Trump uses the media with mixed messaging to deke the enemy.
    It really pisses off the media, and the misdirection works

    Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (jZ3ZM)

    29 One estimate figured it cost $300M in aircraft and bombs "to rescue one pilot". Not sure if that included the F-15, but besides getting the pilot, we got to kill 100+ IRGC and we demonstrated our ability to intrude on "IRGC's own turf".

    And the price of the propaganda of IRGC marching the beaten pilot through their streets is hard to calculate, but that would have negatively influenced a lot of Americans.

    Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (vbXSk)

    30 In my mind, the AC-130 has a loudspeaker that blasts out "Surprise, muthafuckas!" right before cutting loose with the miniguns and 105.
    Posted by: PabloD
    ---------

    Apocalypse Now, the attack choppers blaring 'Ride of the Valkyries'

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)

    31 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    Sounds too much like work!

    Posted by: Gazan Destroying Gift Greenhouses at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)

    32 We were instructed in SERE to make as much distance as possible between us and where we came down and to seek a hiding spot on the highest ground possible for best radio reception with CSAR on the handheld radio.

    We were also told that prior to flying into a combat zone, we would be issued a code for use over the radio to give to CSAR to authenticate our identities. That prevents CSAR from falling into a trap laid by the bad guys.

    Never got one of those codes later when flying during Earnest Will, though, even though the PG was a designated combat zone at that time.

    *shrugs*

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (Y1sOo)

    33 I posted this on the book thread but it seems appropriate here as well.

    In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (ndZc7)

    34 Thanks for the update, Ace.

    Good to see you on a Sunday.

    Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

    35 And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations.
    -------

    Rapprochement is the answer!

    Posted by: ValJar at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

    36 Our media must be livid. They were rock hard for a propaganda win here. Video of this guy being brutally killed or tortured would have been like Christmas in April for them.

    Too bad, Democrats.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (BI5O2)

    37 CBC says the officer was seriously wounded.

    CNN .... Iran ...Trump threats.... no wailing yet.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)

    38 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (I7pZ1)
    --------
    There's a crap-ton of salt in those regions. They might just wind up with brine ponds.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (GDFK9)

    39 Most people completely misunderstand Witkoff’s role in the Middle East today, and get angry at him for doing it.

    Witkoff’s role is to put on a top hat, tails, and a cane and sing “Puttin’ on the Ritz” on a public stage in the Middle East, in order to attract everyone’s attention while other, much more important things are happening.

    I think he does it very well.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (UA2di)

    40 It’s definitely real. I saw Trump had a truth social post on the rescue. Great news on Easter!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (xT8gx)

    41 37 CBC says the officer was seriously wounded.

    CNN .... Iran ...Trump threats.... no wailing yet.
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)


    Injured when he ejected I believe

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (mAxUt)

    42 The extraction base where the aircraft originally landed is about 50 miles from Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites.

    Ballsy move there Leroy.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (AkEZC)

    43 Okay... Uh...... The Epstein files !

    Posted by: The media at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (mAxUt)

    44 Injured when he ejected I believe
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:18 PM (mAxUt

    Most likely.

    Scott Jennings is talking on CNN now.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

    45 Going over to my Aunt's soon for family dinner.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:20 PM (Ia/+0)

    46 Anyone who deliberately puts a cost estimate on a human life also wants death panels and the chance to play god.

    I wish I could remember more of this story from Vietnam. Naval aviator ends up in water at Haiphong and "and for a little while they lost control " as everybody pitched in to save the pilot and keep the North Vietnamese from capturing him.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (GcFhi)

    47 Witkoff’s role is to put on a top hat, tails, and a cane and sing “Puttin’ on the Ritz” on a public stage in the Middle East, in order to attract everyone’s attention while other, much more important things are happening.

    I think he does it very well.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (UA2di
    ---------
    PUTTIN ONNA RIIIIIIIITH!!

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (GDFK9)

    48 For those really curious, there's a number of threads on X that have photos, maps, etc. of the various locations believed to be used in the extraction of the WSO.

    https://tinyurl.com/cxs7d9wt

    Given the short notice, this was believed to be a fairly "ad hoc" operation.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (AkEZC)

    49 There's a crap-ton of salt in those regions. They might just wind up with brine ponds.
    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 12:17 PM (GDFK9)

    Even a brine pond will evaporate some, putting much-needed humidity into the air. .and the crystallized salts may have value. Could contain enough potassium or lithium to make it profitable to extract.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (I7pZ1)

    50 “Death on Call”

    Good work, my brothers.

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (1zcQ9)

    51 I think this is going to be a recruiting boon.

    The United States Armed Forces has just shown the world that it does not leave people behind.

    It also will show the Iranian thugs that we are not f*cking around, and that we can do things they can't even imagine.

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2026 12:21 PM (n9ltV)

    52 29 One estimate figured it cost $300M in aircraft and bombs "to rescue one pilot". Not sure if that included the F-15, but besides getting the pilot, we got to kill 100+ IRGC and we demonstrated our ability to intrude on "IRGC's own turf".

    We walked into Iran’s house, shit in their bed, and walked back out. And when someone complained “but it was expensive!” We just said Ha! Lots more where that came from!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (UA2di)

    53 huh. I did not know that.
    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)


    A good buddy of mine, now deceased, was one of the best intelligence officers I ever met. He was a walking encyclopedia of the Soviet Red Army. After the embassy takeover, he focused on Iran and wrote the best INTSUM for that country I ever read. I kept a copy of the unclassified version. Incredible work.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (2WIwB)

    54 Wait the CIA did something right in Iran?


    One of the strangest adjustments after 16 long years of Obama, Trump I and Biden is getting used to the idea that the IC and the FBI might not be the Bad Actors.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (guGkK)

    55 News worth hearing on this blessed Easter. 'He is risen' is a double entendre.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2026 12:22 PM (Q/FnY)

    56 Also under-reported was the early morning deportation of Soleimani kin who proudly posted her online sentiment support of the IRG.

    the moral collapse stemming from the complete moral corruption of the libs... campaigning for the rights of the guilty, the dignity of the depraved, where are they now? OH YES! DC.

    Remember who did this:
    https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
    https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
    https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie
    https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsTheBotchmen
    https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism

    “Iran is the only country in the world that has now had six elections since the first election of President Khatami (in 1997). (It is) the only one with elections,
    including the United States, including Israel, including you name it, where the liberals,... In every single election, the guys I identify with got two-thirds to 70 percent of the vote. There is no other country in the world I can say that about, certainly not my own.” -- Bill Clinton'05 during high times partying hardy with Epstein with Brennan's approval.

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (g1gXk)

    57 And I'm not being uncharitable toward our media. They would love for an American officer to be captured and tortured by the Iranians. That's nothing to them. They would like to see an Iranian nuke hit America, so they could wave the bloody shirt at their true enemy.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (BI5O2)

    58 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured (in the ejection which is a violent action) but they expected him to be okay and recover.

    You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (xT8gx)

    59 trump says he's not seriously wounded.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)

    60 Injured when he ejected I believe
    Posted by: It's me donna
    -----

    One of my aforementioned jet jock friends told me that the saying was 'Before ejecting, assume the shape you want to be in for the rest of your life'.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

    61 57, 58 — We’re on the same horde mind page YD!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (xT8gx)

    62 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured (in the ejection which is a violent action) but they expected him to be okay and recover.

    You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:23 PM (xT8gx)

    Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

    63 Happy Easter, ace.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (H5Jj8)

    64 Wonderful news, and on Easter!

    Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (w6EFb)

    65 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

    66 The Media loved to cover Saddam using captive Western civilians as human shields.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (GcFhi)

    67 “Death on Call”

    Good work, my brothers.
    Posted by: Marcus
    -------

    When you care enough to send the very best.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

    68 I had assumed the aircraft difficulties were to add further dramatic effect to the inevitable movie that will be created about this rescue operation.

    Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (88gK3)

    69 Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

    That’s what I was thinking - I know those are common injuries in ejections.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:28 PM (UA2di)

    70 It's all lies!! All LIES dammit!!! dont listen to anyone but me!!!!


    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Posted by: some jackoff named pete at April 05, 2026 12:29 PM (cO6oP)

    71 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

    Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)

    72
    Trump’s repeated offers to negotiate provide full legal and political cover, and justification, for doing what must be done after they fail.

    And anyone who studies the Iranians at all knows that they are incapable of any honest negotiations. So of course these efforts will fail. Meaning that Trump is pursuing cost-free blah blah blah, while our forces get in place, that will permanently insulate him from claims that he never tried any other way to solve things.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (UA2di)

    It also continues supporting the "last resort" nature of the war...Trump offers a diplomatic end/solution every week, and it's rejected, and thus continuing the war is the last resort...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (tOcjL)

    73 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (mAxUt)

    74 68 I had assumed the aircraft difficulties were to add further dramatic effect to the inevitable movie that will be created about this rescue operation.

    Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (88gK3)

    As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)

    75 Broken arm, or broken collarbone would be serious injuries, but not so serious that the officer would be unable to hike for miles to a place of relative safety.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (I7pZ1)

    Sometimes both arms.

    Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ZhdAT)

    76 One of my aforementioned jet jock friends told me that the saying was 'Before ejecting, assume the shape you want to be in for the rest of your life'.
    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)


    My brother had to punch out of his Mohawk in Vietnam. He said he didn't feel a thing due to adrenaline, but his ass was sore as hell for a week after.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)

    77 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (mAxUt)


    Remember how nobody questioned a thing when Biden would go missing for weeks?

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:32 PM (guGkK)

    78 George 'Bud' Day was shot down on a Misty FAC mission; ejected, broke his arm, was captured, then tortured by being strung up by his arms and other atrocities ... with that broken arm he still managed to escape and came with in sight of friendly forces before being recaptured.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:32 PM (GcFhi)

    79 Or darth austin, yeah gppd times

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 12:33 PM (bXbFr)

    80 Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)

    One bullet too.
    "If you're shot down you may need this."

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:33 PM (ZhdAT)

    81 Please spare a moment for all the Democrats who were excitedly hoping for an American POW pilot being paraded through the streets of Teheran.

    Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (n1OCj)

    82 Good times

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (bXbFr)

    83 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of."

    There are plenty of clever folk there. They just have to focus on dealing with the 7th century...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

    84 Tim “Full Retard” Kaine was on meet the depressed this morning stating repeatedly this was an “illegal” war. Even if you believe a president has to follow the War Powers Act (I don’t), Trump fulfilled all the obligations of that act. What is Kaine talking about??? Never mind… I know he’s not even trying to make sense, just vomiting forth garbage for his lefty base

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (xT8gx)

    85 No one noticed Darth Lloyd, Temu Idi Amin, was missing.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (GcFhi)

    86 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

    Perhaps the flight suit and ejection seat were designed to have room for a pistol, and an SBR is too large for the space available?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (I7pZ1)


    The cockpit of a modern fighter is astonishingly small. Not roomy at all. This is why tanks are better. Hell, you can carry a cooler in your tank.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

    87 Honestly, biggest surprise I had was that a full bird Colonel was in the plane - that is unusual...normally most of those spots are Captains and Majors...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (tOcjL)

    88 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?"

    Ever deal with procurement?

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

    89 The media spent all weekend saying Trump was at Walter Reed because he didn't talk to them for 12 hours.... I guess he was busy
    Posted by: It's me donna

    Plus he's all Alzheimered out.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

    90 Survival kit in the ejection seat for that airframe should contain an ASDW that is basically a version of the M4. I’ve seen them floating around JBSA. Not sure if they’ve been completely fielded.

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (1zcQ9)

    91 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

    Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!

    Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)

    92 No one noticed Darth Lloyd, Temu Idi Amin, was missing"

    Or cared...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

    93 Honestly, biggest surprise I had was that a full bird Colonel was in the plane - that is unusual...normally most of those spots are Captains and Majors...
    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (tOcjL)


    Leadership.
    Don't send your troops anywhere you aren't willing to go yourself.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

    94 While I know the press is devastated to not be able to cheer the death of an American soldier, hopefully they can console themselves with the loss of an aircraft.

    Don't tell them that there are a couple hundred extras in storage in the desert.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (0U5gm)

    95 Classmate of mine punched out of an F-14A while on a training flight near San Clemente Island. No injuries sustained. Said he still had to go to Naval Hospital San Diego for a thorough evaluation though.

    As for the pistols, we always joked that they were best suited for those who decided not to become a POW.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (Y1sOo)

    96 Why a revolver?

    Simpler design and besides why encourage fighter pilots to even think about getting into a fire fight?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (GcFhi)

    97 91 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

    Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!
    Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)

    Since it's a full bird Colonel, it's obviously gonna be the plot for Top Gun 3...saving Tom Cruise...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:38 PM (tOcjL)

    98 Tim “Full Retard” Kaine was on meet the depressed this morning stating repeatedly this was an “illegal” war. Even if you believe a president has to follow the War Powers Act (I don’t), Trump fulfilled all the obligations of that act. What is Kaine talking about??? Never mind… I know he’s not even trying to make sense, just vomiting forth garbage for his lefty base

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (xT8gx)

    Because Trump didn't go to Congress to get the A-OK first. He's been in the Senate long enough, though, to know that's entirely situational, ie. complain that congressional approval is sacrosanct only when there a GOP president.

    Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (pJK38)

    99 #65 "In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?"

    I saw something about this on Youtube yesterday. The short version is that if you are injured, which is very common when ejecting, you probably cannot effectively use a rifle. A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.

    Posted by: John F. MacMichael at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (aYnHS)

    100 As someone pointed out on the previous thread, we can only imagine how woke the movie version will be.

    Fat trannie commander with a tight skirt and a history of chain of command clashes heads up an SAR squad of fat lesbians who battle hostile Iranian forces while grappling with their own unresolved daddy issues!
    Posted by: The Pitch to Netflix at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (guGkK)
    ----
    SOLD!

    We'll take 5 seasons!

    Posted by: Netflix Executives at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (ESVrU)

    101 What really ticked me off as I watched meet the depressed is the ugly woman moderating seemed so delighted to state (I paraphrase): Yes we’re glad the officer was rescued but the real takeaway here is that Trump was lying when he said we’ve eliminated Iranian air defenses… this one jet going down proves that the Iranian military is still viable!!!

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (xT8gx)

    102 58 Yep… Trump’s truth social post said officer was seriously injured ...
    You just know the media was so hoping the Iranians would capture the guy. I really believe that… they hate Trump so much they’d tolerate this American officer being tortured if it hurt Trump. I have zero doubt about this…. TDS is a strong and incurable disease

    When even DRUDGE can pervert Trump's Easter message from Happy Easter to All to become TRUMP EASTER:'PRAISE BE TO ALLAH' is there any question that WorldWar-Z is happening right before our eyes.

    The only denoument, as in the movie sequel, being to lure them into the zones of the own making: NO KINGS, BLM, ACAB... for their own demise.

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (Vdn3j)

    103 AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 05, 2026 12:39 PM (HTa/G)

    104 Ever deal with procurement?
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:36 PM (XuXeR)

    You forgot Checkmate.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (ZhdAT)

    105 66 The Media loved to cover Saddam using captive Western civilians as human shields.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (GcFhi

    My favorite part were the western volunteers who went there expecting some sort of heroes' welcome from Saddam but were surprised when Saddam put them to use.

    From Grok.

    Approximately 200 to 500 western (and other international) anti-war activists volunteered and traveled to Iraq in early 2003 as part of the "Human Shield Action to Iraq" to position themselves at potential bombing targets (such as power plants, oil refineries, and water facilities) in hopes of deterring or complicating a U.S.-led invasion

    Who Stayed During the Invasion

    Far fewer stayed once the bombing began in March 2003. Estimates of those who remained throughout the initial campaign range from 25 to just over 100 (one source claims around 80 in the Baghdad area). None of the sites they occupied were hit, and no shields were killed or injured. Many left due to disagreements over placement, safety concerns, or Iraqi authorities asking some (including organizer Ken O'Keefe) to depart.


    I guess the accomodations at the military facilities weren't up to their standards..

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)

    106 Leadership.
    Don't send your troops anywhere you aren't willing to go yourself.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

    Um...

    Posted by: Tim Walz at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (pJK38)

    107 "The extraction base where the aircraft originally landed is about 50 miles from Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites."

    Posted by: Artie Johnson in a German uniform smoking a cigarette behind a bush at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (jstR0)

    108 They're dead Ahmed, they're all dead.
    _Dr. Machoya

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (nXhai)

    109
    When even DRUDGE can pervert Trump's Easter message from Happy Easter to All to become TRUMP EASTER:'PRAISE BE TO ALLAH' is there any question that WorldWar-Z is happening right before our eyes.


    Praise be to Allah made me LOL.....

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:40 PM (mAxUt)

    110 Interesting....

    Posted by: Artie Johnson in a German uniform smoking a cigarette behind a bush at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (jstR0)

    111 Trump lied. I'm still not tired of winning.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

    112 In a world where SBRs exist. Why in the hell am I hearing about pilots only armed with a pistol?
    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 12:27 PM (ZhdAT)

    I know there is a SBR for emergency use in the inventory, but I don't know if F-15s carry them.
    On the other hand, the SBR could easily be mischaracterized to be a pistol, for the firearms illiterate.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:41 PM (2xF0u)

    113 I would bet President Trump was in the war room all weekend unlike Barky who called it a night while a embassy burned

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Ia/+0)

    114 Don't tell them that there are a couple hundred extras in storage in the desert."

    Soldiers? I knew it! A sooper sekret plan to stock soopersoldiers...

    Oh. Nevermind.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

    115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

    116
    My brother had to punch out of his Mohawk in Vietnam. He said he didn't feel a thing due to adrenaline, but his ass was sore as hell for a week after.
    Posted by: Diogenes
    --------

    I lost a friend who waited too long to get out of a Mohawk. They do not have zero/zero seats.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

    117 Trump should Tweet out, "next time it will be the 82d Airborne at Firebase Xerxes."

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (GcFhi)

    118 In the woke version of the story, not only will the Iranians win, they will win through the Power of Song and Interpretive Dance.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (UA2di)

    119 You can thank Mrs Meanie and Little Meanie for helping to get our crewman and the CSAR guys back safely. They lit candles for them at Good Friday stations of the cross.

    Great turnout at Mass this morning. I haven't seen that many people in Mass since the Boat People showed up in my parish in 1978.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2026 12:43 PM (qwx/I)

    120 In the woke version of the story, not only will the Iranians win, they will win through the Power of Song and Interpretive Dance"

    Disney.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:44 PM (XuXeR)

    121 They shot down our jet.
    Russian stuff is better than Chinese.
    We're working on counter measures
    right now.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:44 PM (nXhai)

    122 We are not just doing battle with the Iranians. Our enemies clearly include liberal Democrats who have cheered for the capture or death of our pilot. I’m shocked but not surprised at the volume of anti American comments coming from them. Even accounting for Russian, Chinese and other enemy trolls, it’s quite astounding.

    The new argument is about the cost of equipment lost to recover our guys. Apparently the people who cheered Biden leaving $85 billion in equipment in AFG are upset about a few aircraft being lost to save our guys.

    We never leave anyone behind. Never.

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (1zcQ9)

    123 Disney?

    Tinkerbell in a hijab?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (GcFhi)

    124 They shot down our jet."

    Do we have anything resembling reliable info on what actually happened? 'Cause I haven't seen squat...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

    125 Later hordemates.
    Off to church.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

    126 We never leave anyone behind. Never.
    Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (1zcQ9)


    OH REEELLY???

    HUMA! MOAR GIN!!!

    *hic*

    Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)

    127 Yeah as said above. Delaware Democrats are celebrating Ramadan next year

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 12:46 PM (Ia/+0)

    128 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?
    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

    No - it's Trump. He'll tell Hegsgeth to double down and wipe out any last person who was coming for the pilot and the weapons officer...use all the imaging we have, track them, and make them wish they weren't trying to kill our people...

    You don't hire a person with the nickname Big Balls unless you have bigger ones. And Trump is never one to back away - he always doubles down in a game of chicken...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

    129 What is an SBR?

    Posted by: Person who doesn't know at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)

    130 I saw vids of jihadi durka durkas capturing...US toothpaste! and underwear! Probably novel and amazing to 7th century savages.

    Here is another bit:
    "An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.

    According to the source, the mission lasted about 36 hours.

    The source also said a US helicopter came under fire during the operation but was able to return safely to base."

    Iran International is reliable.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

    131 Disney?

    Tinkerbell in a hijab?
    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:45 PM (GcFhi)

    Amazon. The rescued WSO will be played by Peter Dinklage.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2xF0u)

    132 Sometimes both arms.
    Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ZhdAT

    -----

    Used one of them to keep Obamacare alive; what a disaster.

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (0ghpI)

    133 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?
    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Aq1cY)

    If there were to be any change in tactics, I suspect it would be to correct some overconfidence that has crept in about Iran’s lack of air defenses. There will always be some MANPADS and other local ground fire in places which remains quite dangerous.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (UA2di)

    134
    Hopefully this will further reduce Islamic Occupiers' already-reduced morale. I'm looking at posts by other Muslims talking about what an absolute humiliation this is for Iran.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (1wjle)

    135 Here is another bit:
    "An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.


    Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

    136 What is an SBR?
    Posted by: Person who doesn't know at April 05, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)

    Short Barreled Rifle

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (2xF0u)

    137 Has the cause of this particular F-15E's crash been determined? I keep hearing "ground fire" or something to that effect. So, in shorthand, shot down.

    But has that been confirmed? Or is it wishful thinking on the MSM's part?

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (AkEZC)

    138 To put it in terms real people can relate to, if you think of the federal budget as like a family's annual income, 300 M out of a3 Trillion annual budget is 0.0001 or 0.01%.

    Assume a 40 hour workweek and 50 weeks a year is 2000 hours of working per year.

    0.0001 X 2000 hours = 0.2 hours or 12 minutes.

    If you make $40/ hour it equates to $8. That's basically a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

    Isn't one life worth a cup of coffee?

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (QGaXH)

    139 Iran is looking like a knock-kneed nag, aka Nancy Pelosi.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (GcFhi)

    140 Off to church"

    Soon to Easter performance of Handel's Messiah. And we will stand for the chorus.


    SDG

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (XuXeR)

    141 Trump's looking at his watch:

    https://tinyurl.com/cc7erkx2

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (1o8D5)

    142 135 Here is another bit:
    "An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.


    Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

    They were wearing sandals?

    Honestly, when people say no boots on the ground, they never include the uber-top special forces groups...

    Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (tOcjL)

    143 Artemis cost as much as 14 hours of Medicate spending.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (GcFhi)

    144 apparently the pilot carried the "Combat Survivor Evader Locator Beacon." It's a coded beacon that jumps between frequencies and transmits in microbursts so that the enemy can't triangulate the signal.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)

    145 115 Trump had to heave a huge sigh of relief to get him. No one knows what the IRGC will do if they get a prize like a pilot. The enemy knows we will pay almost any price. Will this scare change tactics going forward?

    Trump has staged and pulled the best Episode of Apprentice ever while no one even suspected it was really real -- but wait, there's more!


    https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-OrangeLotus
    Orange Lotus: How the Trump Show Outwits Reality

    Trump understands the press better than they understand him... or Reality... it's what's left over when they have no one left to LIE TO...

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (AZmp+)

    146 What is an SBR"

    Scary black rifle...

    (Kidding)

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:51 PM (XuXeR)

    147 There is another crazy story about WSO hiking up 7k mi mountainous terrain, while apparently wounded, and for miles away from the crash site. Military that is at the peak of fitness pays off. Kudos to Hegseth for getting rid "physical liabilities".

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)

    148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
    Posted by: John F. MacMichael

    You people are SO cruel!

    Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2)

    149 I fall to pieces
    every time your gunship comes around
    I fall to pieces
    every time I hear that cannon sound

    You want me to act like allah's not the best
    You want me to forget
    Pretend that allah's not the best
    And I've tried and I've tried, but virgins beckon yet
    You walk by and I'm shot to pieces.

    I fall to pieces
    every time your gunship comes around
    I fall to pieces
    every time I hear that cannon sound

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (nXhai)

    150 We are not just doing battle with the Iranians. Our enemies clearly include liberal Democrats who have cheered for the capture or death of our pilot.
    --------

    The Iranians are our adversaries, the Left are our enemy.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

    151 a microburst consists of a message recorded and heavily compressed so that it can be transmitted in fractions of a second.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (1wjle)

    152 As I understand it, MANPADS can go up to 26,000.feet. It's impossible to find them all stored away

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QWosr)

    153 Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

    he did ? 😀

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (GD0B3)

    154
    >Short Barreled Rifle
    ###
    Oh.

    Posted by: Person who now knows at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)

    155 142 135 Here is another bit:
    "An Israeli source told Iran International that two Israeli commando units, Shaldag and Sayeret Matkal, took part in the operation to rescue the American pilot.”

    You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)

    156 There's a whole bunch of vehicles parking across the street. I thought party.

    But there's a town Easter Egg hunt for the kids in the park. My part of Canada can be safely taken.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

    157
    runner,

    Happy Easter!!

    You did a stellar job keeping us informed last night.

    Thank you very much.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (3ek7K)

    158 I knew of F-14 jocks that packed Mac-10's.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XeU6L)

    159 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base."

    True, but I'll tip my hat to the Israeli forces...

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)

    160 If CNN was telling the truth about Iranian citizens hunting our troops, then they all need to be exterminated.

    They've been how!ing "death to America" for nearly half a century, and I see no value to allowing them to live.

    As for the children, nits make lice.

    Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (7leMO)

    161 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)
    -

    So... kernel rank?

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1o8D5)

    162 oh wait Trump said he was seriously wounded, not "not seriously wounded." Whoops, sorry for the misinformation.

    Still he was ambulatory and able to hike up a mountain so either he was on the low side of "seriously wounded" or he's just an absolute beast.

    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1wjle)

    163 152 As I understand it, MANPADS can go up to 26,000.feet. It's impossible to find them all stored away
    Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QWosr)

    Especially when that’s what the basement of every Mosque in the country is used for.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (UA2di)

    164 148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
    Posted by: John F. MacMichael
    ---

    There's clip on the various ways one can move the slide and chamber a round with one hand. Think it covers mag insertion also.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (nXhai)

    165 And on top of the demoralizing news, of rescue, and setting up a base under their noses in heavily fortified Isfahan, Trump dropped a post calling them "crazy bastards", commanding them to open the Strait, and then...making fun of their durka durka savage cult ! Pièce de résistance !

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

    166 More info on the USAF SBR:

    https://tinyurl.com/4bdamkjm

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (2xF0u)

    167 F-14 jocks that packed Mac-10's."

    Flying over Compton?

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)

    168 159 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base."

    True, but I'll tip my hat to the Israeli forces...
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)

    An army travels on its stomach. Keeping everybody fed, watered and happy, including snacks, is important..

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (QGaXH)

    169 Cucker Tarlson is inconsolable right now.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (c3Uld)

    170 The hiking story came from CNN...gain of salt. I am sure Apple TV movie will make it all clear in no time!

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (GD0B3)

    171 What a testament to the power of prayer!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (OoFl2)

    172 The cockpit of a modern fighter is astonishingly small. Not roomy at all. This is why tanks are better. Hell, you can carry a cooler in your tank.
    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)


    You can make homemade alcohol on a submarine. You know, theoretically.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)

    173 >> If CNN was telling the truth


    I don't believe that is ever a concern.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (TLp3A)

    174 Remember those quaint old times when the Democrats gritted their teeth for a WHOLE MONTH pretending to be American, before the strain became too much and they relapsed into siding with Iraq and Afghanistan?

    Good times. They didn't even bother this time around.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (BI5O2)

    175 So... kernel rank?"

    *groan*

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)

    176 @157 thank you ! I repost, you decide !

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

    177 Still he was ambulatory and able to hike up a mountain so either he was on the low side of "seriously wounded" or he's just an absolute beast.
    Posted by: ace at April 05, 2026 12:55 PM (1wjle)

    I'm pretty sure it's both.

    Leslie Jones will play him for Disney's film.

    Everyone have a happy Easter. Later.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Sco7b)

    178 >>apparently the pilot carried the "Combat Survivor Evader Locator Beacon." It's a coded beacon that jumps between frequencies and transmits in microbursts so that the enemy can't triangulate the signal.

    Those things can still be recovered from the downed airman by the bad guys, thus laying a possible trap for CSAR.

    Which is why there is the requirement to authenticate to SAR via UHF survival radio your identity via pre-established code word.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Y1sOo)

    179 148 A pistol can still be used if you only have one good hand.
    ...
    You people are SO cruel!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B203twyaMfM
    Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway?


    "The difference between a civilian and a citizen? A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not."

    By this definition, how many really are?
    A: STARSHIP TROOPERs -- citizenship is not a birthright; it is a status earned

    The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value illicitly obtained retains NO VALUE.

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 12:59 PM (6uNJf)

    180 I honestly don’t comprehend how anyone in the military can be a Democrat. These people are cheering for your death, people. Wake the fuck up.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 01:00 PM (c3Uld)

    181 Hopefully just a Golden BB, like the one that brought down the F-117 during Allied Force in 99.

    Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2026 01:00 PM (qwx/I)

    182 If CNN was telling the truth

    I always enjoy visiting the old folk's home and seeing CNN on the TVs there. Old Wolf Blitzer still looks like he just ate a bug and is so disturbed, so angry and so ate up with it that Trump is President.

    Posted by: This Is CNN at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (jRlwL)

    183 Last night Goldie Ghamari commented how weird it was all the local people , in the dead of night all of a sudden blocking roads and access, just sitting there, and that they are possibly blocking IRGC from moving about and finding the airman. That they used similar tactics during uprisings in the past, flooding roads so IRGC could not get through.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (GD0B3)

    184 If don't get back for awhile, have a blessed Easter everyone

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 01:02 PM (Ia/+0)

    185 >>>Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began.

    Well done, if true.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (dK+Kv)

    186 There's a photo in one of the posts in my link upthread of a group of Iranian citizens, all armed, who apparently were helping the US find the WSO and get him to safety.

    The reports about "Iranians flocking to the area to seize the WSO for the IRGC" were false.

    They were clogging the roads in the area so the IRGC had a difficult time getting there.

    This, according to some. And not the MSM.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (AkEZC)

    187 What a testament to the power of prayer!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 12:57 PM (OoFl2)

    Absolutely. For years to come the WSO will have complete strangers find out that he was that guy and tell him, "I prayed for you."

    Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (pJK38)

    188 28 I love how Trump uses the media with mixed messaging to deke the enemy.
    It really pisses off the media, and the misdirection works
    Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 12:14 PM (jZ3ZM)

    New word to me: deke

    noun
    a deceptive movement or feint that induces an opponent to move out of position.

    verb
    draw (a player) out of position by performing a deke: four minutes into the third period, Hull scored his 70th goal of the season, deking a Flyer defenseman to the ice | [no object] : McRae deked twice and scored.

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:03 PM (fNISR)

    189 ORIGIN
    1960s: shortened form of decoy

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (fNISR)

    190 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

    What did I miss?

    Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (Cx2wO)

    191 yeah, durka durkas are using "the best of" Cucker Tarlson clips of console themselves, while RT is running Alex Jones...what a bunch of unAmerican losers.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)

    192 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

    What did I miss?

    ==

    Price of eggs is way down from last year!

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

    193 Absolutely. For years to come the WSO will have complete strangers find out that he was that guy and tell him, "I prayed for you."
    Posted by: Vendette
    -------
    Should never have to buy his own drink for the rest of his life.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

    194
    What a wonderful gift for the WSO's family.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:06 PM (3ek7K)

    195 190 Hey there, folks. Lent is over.

    What did I miss?
    Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 05, 2026 01:04 PM (Cx2wO)

    We're now part of MSNOW and primarily a platform for viewers of The View.

    Just kidding! Welcome back!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:07 PM (QGaXH)

    196 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

    197 RT is Pravda.

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (2Ez/1)

    198 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)


    There are Kurdish Iranians. Maybe there was a mix-up in the region where the weapons were sent.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

    199 196 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

    buncha turds, them Kurds...

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (QGaXH)

    200 You realize that statement is vague enough to include making jiffy pop back at the base.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (UA2di)


    WHY YOU DENIGRATE ACTIONS OF BRITISH NAVY11!

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

    201 RT constantly runs Cucker, Ovens and now Jones to support their anti american propoganda. Nice accomplishment.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

    202 The word deke was used in sports when I was a yuuute. If you faked out someone, like in football made someone miss a tackle that was a deke.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 01:10 PM (c3Uld)

    203 Just amazing timing our officer was rescued on Easter. Praise God

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2026 01:11 PM (xT8gx)

    204 There are Kurdish Iranians. Maybe there was a mix-up in the region where the weapons were sent.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

    I am aware, Iraqi Kurds not the same as Iranian tribes. Many Iraqi ones are separatists and work agains the goals of Iranians. Trump is channeling something, but we don't know what yet.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

    205 Still don't think he is a full bird colonel. I'm guessing Lt. Col., an O-5, which would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

    But maybe his is a full bird, a "wing-weeny" who got himself on the flight schedule for a combat mission to enhance his resume for the next flag selection board.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (Y1sOo)

    206 Blowing up planes so they won't fall into the wrong hands behind enemy lines is still a better use of our money than all the fraud in CA and MN.

    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (gWBY1)

    207 Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
    Posted by: It's me donna
    ----

    Puts finger to lips.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:12 PM (nXhai)

    208 This rescue effort deserves a mini series.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 01:14 PM (lJ0H4)

    209 And the town Easter Egg hunt is over.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 01:15 PM (Sco7b)

    210 just incredible how openly the media is rooting for the enemy to win.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (MIIRH)

    211 Funny looking broomstick.

    https://is.gd/yZJYpx

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

    212 The Lotus Eaters Podcast has gone full retard, btw.

    Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (TLp3A)

    213 Posted by: Air Conditioning Installation at April 05, 2026 01:15 PM (qJ3EV)

    Ditto, friend!

    Posted by: Quality Lace Wigs at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (guGkK)

    214 to enhance his resume for the next flag selection board.
    Posted by: one hour sober at April

    Well…guess he managed to do that with a bit more drama than he probably anticipated!

    Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2026 01:17 PM (OoFl2)

    215 Since Friday many Iranian accounts were posting AI images of supposed airman, being greeted to barbecues and celebrations, like this :

    https://tinyurl.com/4z5ayddw

    https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

    🤣

    Just to show where they stand !

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

    216 Who is this Tousi tv dude? First I heard of him. Is this legit info? The comments channel reads kinda like bots on there

    Posted by: JoshO at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (xL2KH)

    217
    Troll?

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:19 PM (3ek7K)

    218 What if the US did not confirm rescue.
    Just draw more asshoe into a kill box?

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:19 PM (/lPRQ)

    219 This rescue effort deserves a mini series.

    We are on it! We have it titled "Angels From Above" and it will star Lizzo as a downed UN aviator behind enemy lines in Alabama being rescued by an all Trannsexual cast starring Elliot Page as Commodore Stryker. Full of intense, spine tingling excitement and lots of sexual innuendo. The dramatic ending where the "ladies" fight off a gang of Stars and Bars flag waving rednecks is not to be missed!

    Order Today!

    Posted by: Netflix at April 05, 2026 01:20 PM (jRlwL)

    220 206 Blowing up planes so they won't fall into the wrong hands behind enemy lines is still a better use of our money than all the fraud in CA and MN.

    Something that ICEKingJoe didn't do after his Dunkirk Retreat from Afghanistan.

    What is the vital national interest? -- IceKing Joe'21 delivering it all to the desperate and deliberately evil after releasing to Iran $6B to exactly what they said they would do.

    At least George Tenet in the opening days of GW I required Uday Hussein during his $2B robbery of the bank of Iraq to charter his own fleet of garbage trucks. So many, they were visible from space, which forced Tenet to pull a Kelly's Hero opening fire redirection to nonexistant bunkers so that Uday got away... without which there would have been no ISIS... no forWAR'd forever!

    It was no more an accident than Epstein, and America250 move-on means that the chief-in-charge needs to take the blame and the fall...(which he won't) as a morality tale.

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (h7sK3)

    221 I always assumed "deke" was short for decoy.

    Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 05, 2026 01:21 PM (IhL8c)

    222 https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/2040807250504171739
    ---
    Dyin' aint much of a livin'. *spit*

    Posted by: Josie Wales at April 05, 2026 01:24 PM (EI0rs)

    223 198 About arming the Iranians, Trump also hinted that the Kurds stole the weapons meant for Iranians. Weird story.
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

    I have to believe that story is some kind of intentional misinformation. You’d have to be crazy to give arms to any of the groups in the Middle East and think they would voluntarily turn them over to anyone else.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 01:25 PM (UA2di)

    224 >>https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

    Just got shot down and already has a Persian girlfriend, although she sitting a bit far away because she hasn't developed full trust yet.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 01:26 PM (Y1sOo)

    225 >>> just incredible how openly the media is rooting for the enemy to win.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 01:16 PM (MIIRH)

    They know that just as their positive efforts helped keep morale up and help keep American invested in WW2, conversely they helped turn the tide of negative public opinion against the Vietnam War and forced us to pull out. After Afghanistan's disastrous pullout, they cannot let Trump or America get a persona win.

    (I'm not saying we should have stayed in Vietnam, it was a disaster. But I do feel for the Vietnamese suffering under communism. The Vietnamese that make it to the US in our modern era and now get their family members here are the most based of people. They have lived through hell over there.)

    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:26 PM (gWBY1)

    226 Which is why there is the requirement to authenticate to SAR via UHF survival radio your identity via pre-established code word.
    Posted by: one hour sober


    Palomino

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 01:27 PM (/lPRQ)

    227 I think I have an SBR in my pants! Feels wet, though.

    Posted by: JRB FromDE at April 05, 2026 01:30 PM (oftw2)

    228 I think I have an SBR in my pants! Feels wet, though.
    Posted by: JRB
    --------

    'This is my rifle, this is my gun...'

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

    229 The nice thing about Tousi TV is he is a British Iranian and his dad is in Tehran. So he speaks and understands the language and can translate everything in real time. No crappy AI translators.

    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)

    230 Mamdami stupidly said for the money we spent on this war, we could have paid off student debt.

    What's the annual budget of the city you run, dude? 100 billion? And you spend more than the entire state of Florida, that has more people? And you still can't find money?

    Also I doubt he is complaining about what we are spending on the Artemis mission. He knows that the party that loves science sexually can't grumble too loud about a NASA mission to space.

    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gWBY1)

    231 They could of rescued and flown the pilots out on giant bagels, just like in those Tolkien books.

    Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (OZjJW)

    232 141 Trump's looking at his watch:

    https://tinyurl.com/cc7erkx2
    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (1o8D5)

    ewww the comments

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:44 PM (fNISR)

    233 Tousi has been a consistently reliable voice since this war began.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 01:44 PM (UA2di)

    234 They could of rescued and flown the pilots out on giant bagels, just like in those Tolkien books.
    Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 01:42 PM (OZjJW)


    bagels could never fly that far.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

    235 bagels could never fly that far.
    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

    African bagels or European bagels?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (I7pZ1)

    236 African bagels or European bagels?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:51 PM (I7pZ1)


    Even onion bagels would be incapable of flying hobbits that far.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)

    237 215 Since Friday many Iranian accounts were posting AI images of supposed airman, being greeted to barbecues and celebrations, like this :

    https://tinyurl.com/4z5ayddw

    https://tinyurl.com/3y655e56

    🤣

    Just to show where they stand !
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

    *AI images*

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 01:59 PM (fNISR)

    238 nood jobs

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 02:00 PM (fNISR)

    239 Isfahan... a city of about 2M people and one of the Iranian regime's core nuclear research sites.

    Ballsy move there Leroy.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer


    Pop over with a Geiger counter while you're close guys.

    Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2026 02:10 PM (FhXTo)

    240 "Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began."


    Honest caveat:
    Hopefully this doesn't result in another Mujahadin-type about face in ten years.

    Posted by: BuddyPC at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (A7pwZ)

    241 ...but the real takeaway here is that Trump was lying when he said we’ve eliminated Iranian air defenses… this one jet going down proves that the Iranian military is still viable!!!

    And the fact that the Washington Generals sometimes got a bucket or two proved that they were this close to beating the Globetrotters.

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 02:51 PM (vTZFs)

    242 If you make $40/ hour it equates to $8. That's basically a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

    Isn't one life worth a cup of coffee?

    Depends. Do they have a (D) or (R) after their name?

    Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at April 05, 2026 03:47 PM (6uxuX)

    243 "229 The nice thing about Tousi TV is he is a British Iranian and his dad is in Tehran. So he speaks and understands the language and can translate everything in real time. No crappy AI translators." cool, thanks for helping clear that up, I had not seen his channel before today

    Posted by: JoshO at April 05, 2026 05:10 PM (xL2KH)

    244 USA USA USA!

    GREAT STORY. Thank you, Ace.

    It will be a movie I might leave the castle to see. Maybe Mel Gibson will produce and direct.

    Thank you, God! Millions were praying for this warrior. To learn on Easter is so great!

    Happy Easter, Ace!

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 05, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

    245 The "boots on the ground" war crying whine of liberals and Rinos were the Special Forces. Briefly. To save a warrior.

    So, shut it, CNN and whining buffoons!

    How lucky are we to be Americans of the greatest military force in history? Obviously blessed as well as lucky!!!

    Thank God he is safe! I think millions of prayers said for this man.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 05, 2026 07:11 PM (WONhk)

    246 "Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began."


    Honest caveat:
    Hopefully this doesn't result in another Mujahadin-type about face in ten years.
    Posted by: BuddyPC at April 05, 2026 02:29 PM (A7pwZ)

    It took Europe and Jimmy Carter to bring down the Shah. Not the local opposition.

    Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+)

    247 Tousi has been a consistently reliable voice since this war began.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 01:44 PM (UA2di)

    He has also been a reliable man on internal Brit politics from a conservative angle for many years before that.

    Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:41 PM (8avO+)

    248 Also I doubt he is complaining about what we are spending on the Artemis mission. He knows that the party that loves science sexually can't grumble too loud about a NASA mission to space.
    Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gWBY1)

    Why not? Leftists brought down the first space program in the 70s and 80s.

    Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:43 PM (8avO+)

    249 Israel helped but I thought Bibi said no boots on the ground ?
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 12:49 PM (mAxUt)

    he did ? 😀
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:53 PM (GD0B3)

    I think Israel has better contacts with Iranian opposition forces in Iran. They may also have commandos touching down here and there.

    Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:45 PM (8avO+)

    250 A more clever people would find a way to map the course of those mud rivers, and erect dams to back them up into lakes. As the current is stopped, the solids would settle out, and lakes of clear water would result. Which a more clever people could make use of."

    There are plenty of clever folk there. They just have to focus on dealing with the 7th century...
    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

    In ancient Persia they had underground aqueducts carrying snow melt hundreds of miles across the mountains to their cities.

    Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2026 01:46 PM (8avO+)

    Sunday Morning Book Thread - 4-5-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]


    260405-Library.jpg

    Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (published by Big Penguin. Seriously.) Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(cuteness quotient is off the charts.)

    So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, unwrap a chocolate Easter bunny, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?


    8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell the disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

    Matthew 28:8-10 (NIV)


    WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

    MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD!

    If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time, then know that the following contains massive spoilers. You may want to skip over thie section of the Sunday Morning Book Thread. Of course, if you want to read on, feel free to do so. The story is very much worth re-reading, so I hope the spoilers will not interfere with your enjoyment of the story.




    At the end of the film adaptation of The Return of the King, three Eagles swoop down from out of nowhere to rescue Sam and Frodo from the slopes of Mount Doom as it spews out lava and ash after the One Ring has been destroyed.

    A common critique of the film is that if the Eagles could have rescued Frodo and Sam, they could also have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, thus cutting the story short and simplifying the plot.

    This thought was in my mind as I read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings recently, as I believe I discovered ample textual evidence to support the assertion that the Eagles could NOT have carried the One Ring to Mount Doom, even though neither the text nor Tolkien himself explicitly make that claim.

    1. The Eagles are not concerned with the affairs of other races.

    In The Hobbit, the narrator gives some background information on the Eagles, explaining that they are not terribly concerned with the affairs of other races, preferring to keep to themselves in their aeries in the Misty Mountains. They stayed away from the realms of men for practical reasons--men tended to shoot first and ask questions later when Eagles snatched their livestock. When the Eagles rescue Thorin and Company from goblins in the Misty Mountains, Gandalf attempts to persuade the Eagles to take them closer to the Lonely Mountain and is met with this response:


    The Lord of the Eagles would not take them anywhere near where men lived. "They would shoot at us with their great bows of yew," he said, "for they would think we were after their sheep. And at other times they would be right. No! We are glad to cheat goblins of their sport, but we will not risk ourselves for dwarves in the southern plains."

    "Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

    It's doubtful that the Eagles would see the need to carry a tiny trinket like the One Ring to Mount Doom. It's simply not a part of their world.

    Mordor was crawling with Orcs, Goblins, Men, and other nasty beings who would gladly shoot down any Eagle attempting to penetrate their defenses. Sauron even had flying defenders in the form of "fell beasts" that later served as mounts for the Nazgúl.

    2. Secrecy was of primary importance.

    Above all, the One Ring had to be carried to Mordor in secret. That meant the Enemy had to be fooled. Eagles tend to stand out. Especially when Eagles are found in territory where they don't belong. And not all Eagles are good. Many of them could, in fact, be spies for the Enemy.


    Eagles are not kindly birds. Some are cowardly and cruel.

    "Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire," The Hobbit

    It's made quite clear that Sauron has many, many flying spies between Mordor and the Misty Mountains. The Fellowship has to hide from such spies more than once on their travels through Eregion.

    During their trip down the Anduin, both Legolas and Aragorn make note of an Eagle flying high and they wonder on whose side the Eagle might belong.


    There were many birds about the cliffs and the rock chimneys, and all day high in the air flocks of birds had been circling, black against the pale sky. As they lay in their camp that day Aragon watched the flights doubtfully, wondering if Gollum had been doing some mischief and the news of their voyage was now moving in the wilderness. Later as the sun was setting, and the Company was stirring and getting ready to start again, he described a dark spot against a fading light: a great bird high and far off, now wheeling, now flying on slowly southwards.

    "What is that, Legolas?" he asked, pointing to the northern sky. "Is it, I think, an eagle?"

    "Yes," said Legolas. "It is an eagle, a hunting eagle. I wonder what that forebodes. It is far from the mountains."

    "The Great River," The Fellowship of the Ring

    Both of them are suspicious of seeing an Eagle so far from its natural habitat. They are also paranoid about Gollum's mischief and they know that the far side of the River Anduin is crawling with orcs and goblins.

    3. The One Ring would lose itself if in custody of the Eagles

    One of the abilities of the One Ring is to find itself a new possessor. It has a habit of losing itself when it becomes tired or bored of its current possessor.

    Giving the One Ring to the Eagles is risky for a couple of reasons. First, as mentioned earlier, the Eagles would not truly understand the need to destroy the One Ring, so the One Ring can use that to slip away from the Eagles as they will not pay much attention to it. Second, the One Ring could use its influence to persuade them to drop it somewhere else. The Eagles would probably not care which volcano they dropped it into.

    Dropping the One Ring in the wilderness means there's a high probability that the One Ring could be found by one of Sauron's many, many flying spies, many of whom would be attracted to a shiny bauble like the One Ring. From there, it's easy to fly the One Ring back to Mordor to its Master's hand.

    4. The One Ring could exert a more dangerous power over the Eagles

    The Great Eagles are creatures of tremendous power. Gwaihir the Wind Lord is the mightiest of them all, wise and powerful beyond all other flying creatures.

    For him, the One Ring is even more dangerous, as explained by Elrond:


    "Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron's throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear."

    "The Council of Elrond," The Fellowship of the Ring

    Elrond's point is made crystal clear when Frodo offers to give the One Ring to Galadriel. She very nearly succumbs to temptation, but recognizes the test for what it is, and is able to resist the desire to claim the One Ring for herself. If the One Ring can nearly seduce the wisest being in Middle-Earth in the very heart of her domain, her seat of power, what might it do to an Eagle, a creature that is basically defined by the word "pride?"

    Any Eagle that possessed the One Ring runs the very real risk of being seduced by the power it offers.

    The power of the One Ring is quite subtle and widespread. Saruman never came within a hundred miles of the One Ring and yet he was seduced by it simply by knowing its lore. Although his interactions with Sauron through the palantir probably didn't help.

    5. The role of prophecy and destiny

    The fate of the One Ring was tied up with multiple destinies. Frodo's is the most obvious, but Sam, Gollum, Aragorn, and even Gandalf all had their own fates woven into the fate of the One Ring.

    Both Aragorn and Gandalf had to experience their own hero's journey during this adventure.

    Gandalf the Grey was fated to die and be reborn as Mithrandir, or Gandalf the White, to replace Saruman as the leader of the Wise.

    Aragorn's destiny was to return to Gondor to claim his birthright, but before that time he had to establish that he was worthy of being the king that Gondor needed. "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer." (The Return of the King) Aragorn had to develop his own strengths and demonstrate his leadership potential through his actions across Rohan and Gondor. In order to accomplish that task, he needed the time afforded to him by the journey of the One Ring towards Mount Doom.

    Gollum's fate was sealed when he attempted to snatch the One Ring from Frodo. At that point, Frodo wielded the influence of the One Ring against another creature, thus sealing his own doom and failing the Quest.


    "Down, down!" he [Frodo] gasped, clutching his hand to his breast, so that beneath the cover of the leather shirt he clasped the Ring. "Down, you creeping thing, and out of my path! Your time is at an end. You cannot betray me or slay me now."

    Then suddenly, as before under the eaves of the Emyn Muil, Sam saw these two rivals with other vision. A crouching shape, scarcely more than a shadow of a living thing, ruined and defeated, yet filled with a hideous lust and rage; and before it stood stern, untouchable now by pity, a figure robed in white, but at its breast it held a wheel of fire. Out of the fire spoke a commanding voice.

    "Begone and trouble me no more! If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fires of Doom."

    "Mount Doom," The Return of the King

    This is the moment when the Ring is truly destroyed, as Gollum was commanded by the Ringbearer to fulfil a task, and nothing in Middle-Earth, save perhaps Sauron himself, would be able to countermand that order.

    Had the Ring been carried by an Eagle, none of this would have occurred, and Middle-Earth would be doomed.

    Destroying the One Ring was not the task that was appointed to the Eagles. That task was for Elves, Men, Dwarves, and Hobbits. In an early chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf notes that there are far greater powers than he and Sauron that are moving in the world, and that Frodo's actions and decisions are being guided by such powers, whether he knows it or not.


    "Beyond that there was something else at work, beyond any design of the Ring-maker. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you were also meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought."

    "The Shadow of the Past," The Fellowship of the Ring

    Final question...if the Eagles couldn't fly the Ring to Mordor, then why were they able to fly in and rescue Frodo and Sam?

    I leave that as an exercise for the reader, because that question is also answered directly in the text.


    ++++++++++


    260405-Joke.jpg

    ++++++++++

    MORON RECOMMENDATIONS


    My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest, suspicion of outsiders, and the Wilson administration's attack on "seditious" speech. The new flu strain is fast-acting and vicious and nobody knows how long they have to wait until it manifests in the body. Masking and social distancing are required in the cities. Business and transportation grind to a halt from both the draft and illness claiming workers.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 29, 2026 09:27 AM (kpS4V)

    Comment: In hindsight, it can appear to be a prescient novel, but I think it's more that the author has a firm understanding of human nature and demonstrates that knowledge throughout the story. I read C.S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength (1946) at the height of the COVID epidemic in early 2021. I was disturbed at how "prescient" that story was in relation to the COVID pandemic, but again it was mostly because Lewis understood man's fallen nature and was able to tell a gripping story because of his deep insights.

    ++++++++++


    I've been reading Wardrobes and Rings: Through Lenten Lands with the Inklings. It is a devotional, each brief chapter relating a passage from one of the Inklings, mostly Lewis and Tolkien, that can lead to an appreciation of the Lenten season and its meaning. The chapters were written variously by Malcolm Guite, Julia Golding, and Simon Horobin.

    I find it refreshing both for the connections I hadn't considered and for the approach. Lent isn't simply a time to deprive yourself of some pleasure as a punishment or penance. The focus is more on eliminating distractions to better contemplate the life and lessons of Christ leading to renewal of life on Easter.

    I'm not trying to make a religious statement or start a debate. Just describing the book.

    Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

    Comment: That's actually a great point about eliminating distractions. We are consumed by distractions in the physical world. We have entertainment on demand 24/7. We have endless ways of finding diversions to pass the time. But I do think we benefit greatly when we can tune out those distractions and focus in on what's truly important to us, whatever that might be.

    ++++++++++


    I'm currently 3/4 of the way through Victor Davis Hanson's A War Like No Other, the tale of the Peloponnesian Wars (Athens & allies vs. Sparta and its allies). Fifth-century Greece, only a couple of decades past the more famous wars with the Persian Empire. Hanson does not give us a plodding year-by-year chronology of the war. Instead, his sections focus on elements that proved important in the war, like "Fire," "Disease" (the big plague in Athens early in the war), "Armor," "Walls," and "Horses." He also focuses on the lessons the Greeks learned, and that we can learn, from the war. Not exactly light reading; it requires attention; but it's not dense, not a slog to get through at all.

    I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

    Comment: I have this book somewhere in my garage, I think (I moved my nonfiction books out there to make more room in the house for my fiction books). I may have to dig it back up again.

    MORE MORON RECOMMENDATIONS CAN BE FOUND HERE: AoSHQ - Book Thread Recommendations

    +-----+-----+-----+-----+

    WHAT I'VE ACQUIRED RECENTLY

    I enjoy F. Paul Wilson's writing style, so I ordered a few more of his books:


    • The Hidden Book 1 - The Upwelling by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

    • The Hidden Book 2 - Lexie by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

    • Midnight Mass by F. Paul Wilson -- Trade paperback.

    WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY

    The journey through F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World continues. Like The Dresden Files, these books move fast. I can blaze through a book in a day or two because Wilson just keeps the pace moving quickly, but it never feel so rushed that you can't enjoy the story.



    legacies.jpg

    The Tomb introduced the character of Repairman Jack, but Legacies is really where F. Paul Wilson fleshes out the character. It was written 14 years after The Tomb, so Wilson had a lot of time to think about how he'd write an ongoing series with a central main character. Legacies has one of Jack's all-time great "fixes" in it is as well. A thug steals Christmas toys from a clinic that provides medical care and treatment to babies born addicted to drugs, as well as those born with AIDS. Jack is hired to retrieve the toys. What does he do? He dressed up like Santa Claus, tracks down the lowlife scum, and proceeds to beat the dude to within an inch of his life, all while chastising him for being naughty. The toys are returned, the criminal goes to jail, and Jack's legendary approach to fixing problems is born.

    Oh, he's also tasked with unraveling a mystery involving Nikola Tesla that threatens the global economy. Unlike later novels, this one has relatively little to do with the "Otherness," an alien cosmic entity that threatens to overtake the Earth, but there are hints that Tesla's activities may be related in some fashion. This is explored in much more depth in the novella Wardenclyffe.



    conspiracies.jpg

    Jack is hired to find a man's wife who had disappeared. She claimed to have found the truth behind all of the conspiracy theories, a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, if you will. Jack goes undercover at a convention of conspiracy kooks, nuts, and whackjobs to track her down. The truth he discovers is far darker and more dangerous than anyone thought, as the convention is being organized by the agent of the "Otherness" to stimulate a psychic storm that will open a portal and allow the Otherness to bleed through to our side. Or something like that.

    This is where Jack's destiny is laid out and he meets his enemy for the first time.



    all-the-rage.jpg

    A mysterious new designer drug has hit the streets, causing ordinary people to burst into violent rage with little to no provocation. The drug has one very peculiar property: every 29 days or so, it becomes inert. All copies of the formula for the drug change. All memories of the drug also change. It defies the laws of physics. Jack is hired to find the source of the drug. In his investigations, he discovers that the source is one of his worst nightmares...



    the-hobbit.jpg

    I took a break from Repairman Jack to re-read The Hobbit as part of the "Tolkien Reading Day" challenge ace issued on March 25. I did manage to finish the whole book in one day. It's less than 300 pages and a fairly quick read.

    I was surprised to discover how much of the story is told through expository prose. There's very little dialogue between characters. It's clear that the dwarves don't think too highly of Bilbo Baggins even as he's rescuing them from danger more than once. It's something of a miracle the dwarves survived to make it to Lonely Mountain as they should have been killed for their foolishness multiple times.

    I was also surprised to find out that the Eagles who show up at the end do NOT provide the decisive advantage against the Goblins and Warg armies attacking the Elves, Men, and Dwarves (and one Hobbit!). Instead, that honor belongs to another who shows up in the nick of time.



    lord-of-the-rings.jpg

    I've read this book numerous times. It still packs a powerful emotional punch at the end. It's just a great, great story and I'm glad I re-read it.

    Although Tolkien explicitly rejected that it was an allegory of Christian faith, it's hard not to see it woven throughout the story. Frodo Baggins, who failed in his quest and gave in to temptation, is nevertheless redeemed in the end, forgiven for all his failings by being allowed to travel to Valinor, one of a very, very small number of non-Elven guests of that blessed realm, where all his wounds will finally be healed. If that's not a Christian message, I don't know what to say.



    hosts.jpg

    And we're back with Repairman Jack. Jack is contacted by his sister Kate, whom he hasn't seen in over a decade and a half. She's frantic because her lover Janelle is behaving strangely after undergoing a radical new treatment for brain cancer. Jack find out that the source of the treatment is a virus that's been tainted by Otherness and its goal is to bring all mankind into Unity. Sounds good until you read the fine print...



    haunted-air.jpg

    Jack has had a colorful past. For a short period of time he served as an assistant to a fake psychic. The skills he learned during that time serve him well when he's hired by a couple of fake psychics who start experiencing some REAL psychic phenomenon in their house. It turns out that the home once belonged to a serial killer who was performing dark rituals in his basement in an attempt to achieve immortality/invulnerability. Now one of the spirits of the sacrifices--a little girl--has been awakened and she is not happy...



    gateways.jpg

    Jack's father is in a coma down in Florida as a result of a hit-and-run "accident." As usual, the truth of what's going on down there is more complicated. Jack travels down to Florida, where he meets one of the strangest women he's ever met, who claims to be "his mother" even though Jack's mother died fifteen years ago. She also has a little dog, named "Oyv" (Irv), which raises all sorts of red flags for Jack because he keeps meeting women accompanied by dogs who have dire warning for Jack.

    Gateways has strong ties to another of Wilson's short stories set within the Secret History of the World: "Pine Barrens" as the phenomenon that is described in that short story is also present in the Everglades and is being leveraged by a clan of inbred mutants to harness power for themselves, led by the twisted, deranged Semerlee, who sees Jack as belonging to her.



    crisscross.jpg

    Jack dives into the Dormentalist cult--excuse me, "religion." It's quite obviously a thinly-disguised version of Scientology, with a very similar background and belief system. It also has very strong ties to the Otherness. So now Jack has to find a way to extract a member of the cult and return him to his mother, who's worried about him. Meanwhile, Jack's other major task is dealing with a blackmailing scumbag he's dealt with before. Jack has been told many times now that there are no more coincidences in his life, so what's the connection between this blackmailer and his other case?


    PREVIOUS SUNDAY MORNING BOOK THREAD - 3-29-2026 (NOTE: Do NOT comment on old threads!)

    Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.


    260405-ClosingSquirrel.png

    Disclaimer: If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into The Barrel!

    Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Tolle Lege

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

    2 Morning, y'all. What a night.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

    3 The Perfessor got the keys to the time machine.

    Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (NcvvS)

    4 About 1/3 of way through A Reasoned Examination of the Properties of the Three Arms, Infantry, Cavalry and Artillery by Gen Nicolai Okunev, a Napoleonic era Russian officer

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)

    5 Morning, Perfessor.

    Howdy, Horde.

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (q3u5l)

    6 A treat this morning for Sharpe's series fans, there is a interview with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean at The Napoleonic Wars podcast. Its on Spotify now, will be up on YouTube at 10am

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)

    7 Not a lot of reading this week. Couple more chapters of Bleak House. Several of Harlan Ellison's short stories. Browsed through a collection of Hemingway's comments on books and writing.

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:02 AM (q3u5l)

    8 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

    Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

    9 Morning, Book Folken! What an EAster weekend, huh?

    I'm pleased to be quoted by our illustrious host. Hanson's A War Like No Other wound up with his summation of the lessons. I wish I'd been taught history like this at school, where the personalities of the prime movers, and the overall themes and lessons of the period being studied, had been the focus. Not just dates and kings and presidents.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

    10 Good morning and happy Easter to my fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (yTvNw)

    11 Good Sunday morning and Happy Easter to all.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:06 AM (kpS4V)

    12 This week I finished an oddly prescient spy thriller by Agatha Christie, 1970's Passenger to Frankfurt. It's not a mystery, though there is one of her trademark surprises at the end. Instead it is about a world much like ours today, with protestors being armed and propagandized about a better world to come once the current one is torn down -- armed and financed by big money movers from behind the scenes. No doubt people at the time thought it all rather fantastical. And this edition has an introduction where Christie discusses that. But -- though not a Bondian thriller by any means -- it is fascinating stuff.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

    13 That painting at the top of the post is wonderful. So simple and so evocative.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:08 AM (yTvNw)

    14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----

    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:09 AM (kpS4V)

    15 Good Sunday morning, horde!


    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (h7ZuX)

    16 Currently I'm on a 2007 Dortmunder caper by Donald E. Westlake, What's So Funny?. A chess set made mostly of gold and weighing some 680 lbs. is the target. Unfortunately it's in a sub-basement vault in an NYC bank. Dortmunder wants nothing to do with the project -- but an ex-cop is blackmailing him into it. So Dortmunder, Stan Murch, Andy Kelp, and several others in the crew realize they will have to get the bankers to take the set *out* of that vault in order to have any chance at it.

    I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

    17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow" after the new movie preview dropped, the lead actress opened her pie hole, and all the internet howler monkeys began jabbering.

    I miss not having an opinion about something before I've read or seen it.

    Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who needs help finding the creep who killed her unarmed father. Kara and Ruthye track him across space, meeting many unsavory folks along the way.

    This deluxe edition of the comic, written by Tom King and drawn by Bilquis Evely, with gorgeous coloring by Matheus Lopes, is beautiful to look at and the color palette is astounding, all limpid blues and aquas, Martian reds, and bright vermilion. Supergirl looks to my eyes like Carole Lombard. I wish they'd followed the aesthetic more for the movie, but ehh.

    I'm enjoying the comic.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

    18 The 'these pants' selection is cute. It would be appropriate for little girls, or big girls, as pajamas. They really captured that happy golden retriever look.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (yTvNw)

    19 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:07 AM (wzUl9)

    I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (lFFaq)

    20 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----

    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


    ***
    They couldn't fit it into their "Hell Freezes Over" tour!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

    21 Back with another Legion collection. Late '70s stories. Mostly innocuous. Bring on Paul Levitz.

    Must go now. Helping with church egg hunt. Happy Easter to all who believe. Up from the grave he arose.

    Posted by: Weak Geek at April 05, 2026 09:12 AM (p/isN)

    22 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
    ---

    I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (kpS4V)

    23 “ And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, “Rejoice!” So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him.”

    Matthew 28:9

    Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (P7OV6)

    24 Good morning and Happy Easter.

    Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.

    Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

    25 He is Risen! Have a blessed holiday!!!

    Posted by: Unkaren at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (OTOad)

    26 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
    https://shorturl.at/RsMix

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

    27 I always forget how long Easter Vigil mass is.
    It's so early...I'm so groggy...

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (Lhaco)

    28 Happy Easter! He is risen!

    Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2026 09:15 AM (lHPJf)

    29 MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)

    30 I still picture Robert Redford, Ron Liebman, and George Segal as Dortmunder, Murch, and Kelp from the Hot Rock movie.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026
    ---

    I love that flick. The two guys getting trapped under the plexiglass case they're trying to liberate the swag from is comedy gold.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026


    ***
    And even though Redford does not resemble Westlake's description of Dortmunder in the slightest, he had that comic exasperation thing down cold.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

    31 Happy Easter! Chateau Lloyd is abuzz with preparations for Mass and our feast, but I had to drop in.

    Perfesser, you inspired me to dig out Tolkien's letters, which I'd never really dug into. Great stuff. The way he patiently explained things is amazing.

    As for the Eagles, the point about security is key. Sauron can literally "see" the Ring from hundreds of miles away. Remember Frodo diving for cover on the Hill of Sight. Sauron can also influence weather, so vicious storms would ground the Eagles and then the Nazgul would ride up with hosts of orcs and just take it.

    LotR is one of the most carefully crafted narratives ever written. People can (and have) plotted the movements with precision and every event has an antecedent to explain it. The movies butchered that, and I think that's where the "let the Eagles do it" meme really caught on. Peter Jackson made the narrative very random, and disjointed. Bakshi's version is actually better, if for no other reason than the lack of Elves at Helm's Deep.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

    32 I'm approaching the halfway mark of James Falkner's "The War of Spanish Succession." It's a very dry read. Just a narrative of events. 'This happened, and then this happened, and then, and then, and then...' Useful information if you want to know what happened during the conflict, but not an engaging read. And there isn't any variation of tone or intensity. Massive battles are breezed over just as quickly as basic army movements or disagreements between commanders. I have to struggle to stay focused on the read.

    One interesting thing I've learned; this is the war in which Britain seized the naval fortress of Gibraltar, in the southern tip of Spain. They would keep this fortress, and it would play an outsized roll in the various wars to come. However, at the time, it was an old, crappy, poorly-manned fortification that British forces attacked...just because it was there, it would seem. It did not appear to be a significant event until long after the fact.

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (Lhaco)

    33 A blessed and happy Easter to all.
    Re-reading le Carre’s “The Honourable Schoolboy”, spurred on by watching an interview with le Carre about the filming of “The Spy Who Came In From The Cold”.
    Watch an old video about an author talking about a movie based on a book of his…start reading a different book by the author.
    Sounds perfectly reasonable..

    Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Fwvoq)

    34 The pic up top was an Adobe stock photo generated by AI

    Posted by: Perfessor Sqiurrel at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (WM+gW)

    35 Happy Easter, horde!

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (eZ5tL)

    36 Sarah Hoyt pimped MP4's Theda Bara books over at Insty's place:
    https://shorturl.at/RsMix

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2026 09:14 AM (9vFyc)

    Saw that too. A bright light in MP4's week (see yesterday's pet thread).

    MP4, when you read this, sending virtual hugs your way on the loss of your beautiful Yuki.

    Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 09:22 AM (pJK38)

    37 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)

    38 No purple pimp hat?

    Posted by: It must be a secret message at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

    39 If you are reading The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings for the first time....

    Nope. Still not reading, still not interested. Hope the readers have a fine time with these books.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

    40 Also on my TBR pile: Mary Beard's Emperor of Rome, a look at the lives of the emperors and the society they lived in. It does not appear to be strictly chronological, but rather to examine various facets of Imperial Rome over the centuries.

    A big book, and I may wind up only skimming it, but who knows.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9)

    41 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)

    42 I haven't seen Hadrian yet, but welcome back moron and a Joyous Easter.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

    43 I have acquired the new Ilona Andrews novel: This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me and I am very excited to start it.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:27 AM (DoBxX)

    44 Been a long time since I read The Hobbit -- I guess I'd concluded when I was younger that it was a kids' book. Mrs. Wolfus No. 1, when we were dating, convinced me to try it, and then the trilogy. Hobbit is a fun read. LoTR was and is a long project, both the writing and the reading, and I may or may not get back to it.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

    45 The flaws of "The Hobbit" movie trilogy are legion, but one that grated the most was that this was a chance to flesh out the Eagles to the general public, to give them an actual backstory, and to explain why they weren't a bigger part of the main trilogy. But they didn't do any of that. They didn't even try. Instead, the Eagles were once again just used like a magic spell that Gandalf can cast; but only when the plot allows it..

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:28 AM (Lhaco)

    46 Was watching Return of the King yesterday, the movies are really a farce of the books. Makes me think of rereading the series. Have done it twice but not in 10 yesrs at least.
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 09:23 AM (Ia/+0)
    ---
    Just about every meaningful scene in the books was wrecked. Many were omitted entirely. Fellowship is the best, because Jackson just followed Bakshi's script, almost to the letter. There are youtubes showing he even copied camera shots.

    The Two Towers is just bad. It doesn't even make sense as a movie. Return of the King is pure nonsense. Scrubbing Bubbles of Death? So if the Rohirrim waited 15 minutes, they'd just win the battle while everyone sat and watched. Okay. Why does Gandalf get his staff broken *again*? Why is Denathor a strategic retard and sloppy eater? My youngest loved the films, never understood why I hated them, then read the book and she kept coming up to me as she was progressing saying "Omigosh! The movies wrecked it!" Yep. Welcome to the club.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

    47 Recently listened to the audiobook The Stranger In The Lifeboat by Mitch Albom.
    Really enjoyed it.
    Thanks to those here on the auspicious Sunday Morning Book Thread for the recommendation.

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

    48 Happy Easter, everyone.

    No reading this week. Too much work and a migraine on my day and a half off. Hopefully both issues will resolve soon.

    God bless all the Horde.

    Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (/RHNq)

    49 When I first read LOTR in 7th grade I had the same thought about the eagles taking the ring to Mordor. It took reading The Hobbit and a reread of LOTR to realize Tolkien was (sub)creating a world and every creature in the story was not engaged in the main plot. Bombadil and the eagles are prime examples.

    The eagles could be used to rescue Frodo and Sam from Mt. Doom because Sauron and the Nazgul were already destroyed. Also, I suspect Gandalf the White had an influence his earlier incarnation lacked. Just a possibility that is never brought up in the books.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:29 AM (yTvNw)

    50 I think it was written in, or just after, 1968 which was known as "The year of madness" in Europe because of all the communist funded rioting. The ending is very disturbing and has stuck with me for decades.
    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026


    ***
    We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

    51 Well it is as with the battle of trsfalgar which occurred nearby about a hundred years later that secures a strategic chokepoint into the med

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (bXbFr)

    52 Great news about to hear about the airman being rescued.
    Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2026 09:13 AM (Oy/m2)

    Darn right. Good for him, and good for the CSAR teams and their air support. An Easter miracle and a serious embarrassment for the heathen Koranimals.

    G-d is Great, bishez!

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

    53 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.

    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (eTkTC)

    54 Over at Kickstarter, you can pre-order a massive double-box-set of hardcover GIJoe comics. Collecting 300 issues of the main run, plus another 100-ish side stories. Nearly all written by a single creator; Larry Hama. The comics are universally regarded as better than comic book about a toy has any right to be, and a lot of people credit is as being a legitimately great book. And it's hard to argue that fact, as the comic did last for over 300 issues (in the same continuity) across multiple different publishers.

    I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Lhaco)

    55 I went to sleep worrying about the bleak fate that awaited that weapons officer in that animalistic country. Woke up to read "we got 'im."

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 09:34 AM (BI5O2)

    56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

    And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

    57 Clean up needed at 167 on the We Got Him thread.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2NHgQ)

    58 The Chosen.

    Posted by: Come And See at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

    59 Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly. It’s a story about a Roman centurion who starts to have feelings for Christ and the Jews as it takes place mostly over the Easter holy days. Only halfway through, but I’ve been brought to tears a couple of times. So far I would recommend.
    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

    60 In 1864, on the subarctic island of Auckland, two ships were wrecked at the same time, on opposite sides of the island. The crews and their fates could not have been more different. In Island of the Lost, Joan Druett recounts the fates of the schooner Grafton and the freighter Invercauld.

    Grafton, with a crew of five was lost in a storm on the southeast coast when her anchors failed. The men used every resource they had to survive and find rescue. They built a strong shelter for the winter, divided chores, and eventually made a forge and tools to build a boat and effect their escape from Auckland.

    The 25 men of the Invercauld, on the other hand, having run straight into the northern reefs through navigational error, were useless, many of the men simply refused to do anything, not even find shelter or look for food. Eventually, when some of these wastrels broached cannibalism, three men set out on their own to the northeast, found food, built a watchtower, and these few were the only survivors. They were luckily seen and picked up by a passing ship after a year on the island. The men of the Grafton were heroes, while the survivors of the Invercauld faced investigations

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)

    61 We had a little communist-funded rioting here that year too. My first thought when I began to get into PtF was that Dame Agatha had the U.S. student protests in mind; I did not know there had been a lot of craziness in Europe too.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

    France essentially closed for business in May 1968.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (hJH5n)

    62 Good morning. I agree with the argument about eagles but I thought orcs and goblins were the same thing, Tolkien just hadn't come up with the term 'orcs' when he wrote The Hobbit.

    Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at April 05, 2026 09:39 AM (tRYqg)

    63 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?

    Yes it is.

    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Itrh5)

    64 56 I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings to my sons when they were 7 and 5. They loved it. I loved it. A great way to end a day.

    And I LOATHE the movies. With all my heart.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0aYVJ)

    I could never get through the books or the movies without falling to sleep.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 09:41 AM (hJH5n)

    65 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:42 AM (mAxUt)

    66 I only wish I cared. I wish the franchise meant something to me. Or rather, I wish a property I did care about had achieved this kind of success, and was given this kind of treatment...
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I like to imagine that in an alternate universe, someone takes up The Man From U.N.C.L.E. after the TV series ends and produces a fine series of comics continuing the adventures of Solo and Illya. . . .

    NB: There were Gold Key comics based on the show during the '65-'69 period; and some independents like Millennium who popped up in the '80s or thereabouts. But none of the latter lasted very long. See the grand cover artwork here: https://tinyurl.com/33yskpzv

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

    67 I would have joined Ace's LOTR reading klatch, but I had just finished reading them a few months ago. But I am there in spirit.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:43 AM (0aYVJ)

    68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    -
    Praise the Lord!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

    69 Is that the The Mouse That Roared author?
    *
    Yes it is.
    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

    70 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    -
    Praise the Lord!
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

    AMEN

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)

    71 Finished the Hobbit. The Fellowship and I'm 3/4 through the Two Towers..."

    Spoiler alert... The Return of the King is about...

    /

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)

    72 Well, I didn't put money down on some GIJoe comics (for I have neither the time nor the shelf-space for them) but I have been looking at smaller comics in other genres.

    Over at Fundmycomic, I put in a pre-order for "The Atlantean" #4, a graphic novel that continues the adventures of Robert E Howard's Kull of Atlantis. The first (and best) Kull story has fallen into the public domain, and a pair of guys have decided they would like to use that book as a launching pad for their own series. I'm enjoying it. It's cheap (for a self-published graphic novel) and they are actually really good about publishing on a regular schedule!

    Back over at Kickstarter, there is pre-order for "Scurry: Tails of the Wasteland - River Rat Blues." (that's a mouthful) It's a pirate-themed comic! Alas, it's also about mice and rats. Bands of rodents surviving in a post-apocalyptic world, where they can no longer scavenge from humans. I'm not totally sold on the idea, but I do have the original three Scurry comics (which were like a grimmer-themed Secret of NIMH) so I'll likely pick this one up as well.

    I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

    73 I've read little of him, unfortunately. My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

    Better than writing the same book every time, isn't it?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

    74 I read The Leopard by Giusippe di Lampedusa. At age sixty, Lampedusa began writing a novel about his grandfather, Don Fabizio Corbera, Prince of Salina, Sicily. In 1860 Garibaldi invades Sicily, conquerors it, and dismantles the Kingdom of the two Sicilies which are annexed to Italy. Lampedusa's story is that of his aristocratic ancestor trying to cope with the societal upheaval and his maneuvering to stay relevant in the new order. Great characters and an interesting story.

    Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (VOrDg)

    75 I started on "Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene, a Prose Rendering" by Rebecca Reynolds. This will be a VERY long process and I expect to enjoy all of it. I'm reading a canto of the prose version followed by the same part of the poetic version. I'm amazed. She captured the feel and content of the poem but in easier to follow prose without losing wealth and impact of the piece.

    This is a three volume hardcover edition in a slip case, beautifully bound. It is a pleasure to hold each volume while reading. The footnotes used throughout have been helpful but not intrusive. The illustrations are gorgeous. Even the print size is better than many books.

    The project started as a way to introduce high school students and adult beginners to a complex, vital piece of literature that has influenced matters for centuries. It achieves that and, frankly, goes beyond.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

    76 I see Wibberly wrote a lot of books in various genres. His Meeting with a Great Beast was in the Reader's Digest Condensed Books in 1971.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

    77 Morning, all, and a blessed Easter.

    MP4's Theda Bara series -- I'm calling it a series! -- is really good, especially (but not exclusively) for fans of the Silent Era. And aren't the covers gorgeous?
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:18 AM (kpS4V)


    You're very sweet, Eris. It will be a series once the third book is out sometime this summer. I'll be asking for beta readers at some point.

    As far as the covers are concerned, I had someone create the first, but the second is all mine, as will be the third.

    Sarah Hoyt's plumping for me on Insty was unexpected and incredibly generous of her. It does give me a bit of a lift to know someone like her enjoys what I wrote.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:48 AM (ufSfZ)

    78 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:49 AM (ufSfZ)

    79 My impression is that he was like Paul Gallico -- he hardly ever wrote the same book twice.

    * shifty eyes *

    Posted by: Zombie Robert Jordan at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (vTZFs)

    80 Wolfus, I've read Beard's books. She does her best to keep politics out of her work, but she is a pretty woke loon.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Many Ph.D.s in many fields are. But if she can keep her politics out of her work, as you say, then maybe this will be a good read.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

    81 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

    https://is.gd/HjTKSt

    Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

    82 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

    83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

    You could always write your own, then look for an artist.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

    84 Good morning and a Blessed Easter to all!

    He is risen!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

    85 I've been reading two books by Evan Sayet. First is The Woke Supremacy which is a perfectly fine book if you don't mind cycling between rage and despair. The second is a children's book, or at least disguised as a children's book, Apocali Now. OK, "Apoali" is a made up word, the plural of "apocalypse." Just because it's made up doesn't mean it's not a perfectly cromulent word. This is a satire about the multiple environmental apacoli facing Gaia.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

    86 https://is.gd/HjTKSt

    Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)



    This celebration of blasphemy will not work out in the longrun. Sad for those making the wrong choices.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

    87 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (q3u5l)

    88 I also read The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom. Every religion and most people have an idea of what heaven is. In this novella Albom offers a version in which five people, some known, some strangers, explain your Earthly life to you. Eddie, a maintenance worker at an amusement park, dies on his 83rd birthday while trying to save a young girl from a ride accident. The five people he meets give him insights to the unseen connections of his Earthly life. A poignant and interesting book.

    Posted by: Zoltan at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (VOrDg)

    89 I scroll through new releases and came across this gem. Mr. Darcy's Unlikely Attachment. A gay Pride and Prejudice.

    https://is.gd/HjTKSt

    Now all we need is Romeo and Julio. “But, soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Julio is the Uranus”
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:51 AM (ndZc7)

    My wife is huge P&P fan, and even beta reads some fan-fic adaptations. When she wakes up I'll alert her to this one.

    I am pretty sure what her reaction would be. heh.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (0aYVJ)

    90 guilty pleasure

    -
    The wit and wisdom of the Doom Goblin.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

    91 Flipping through Emperor of Rome, I see Beard has a plate reproducing a 19th-century painting of the empress Messalina (Claudius's second [?] wife) by Peder Severin Kroyer. She looks like all she needs* is some purple hair and a nose ring to start howling in her car about "The US is losing its democracy!!!"

    * She also needs some Healthy Choice meals, some salads, and a gym membership, but I digress.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

    92 Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 09:38 AM (i5Qf5)
    ----

    This reminds me of the situation told in "Save Our Souls" by Matthew Pearl, in which a fishing vessel is wrecked on Midway atoll in the Pacific far away from routine shipping lanes. The captain, his family, and crew are stranded but find another man already there, who shows them how to survive. But he's no shipwreck survivor, he's a murderer who was stranded there.

    There are two dueling philosophies: stick together through adversity, or every man for himself and take what you can.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (kpS4V)

    93 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    -
    Praise the Lord!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
    -

    I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)

    94 As for my own reading, for obvious reasons I haven't picked up anything for more than a few desultory moments.

    I did read a Bond novel, Trigger Mortis, by Anthony Horowitz. He based it on some notes Fleming had made for a Bond TV series, and, IMO, really catches the tone of Fleming's prose. Very worth reading.

    And I finished The Nazi Mind by Laurence Rees, who wrote an excellent history of the Holocaust. This book is divided into 12 chapters which broadly look at the psychological reasons the Nazis were able to rise to power, hold on to it, institute the death camps and survive the mental trauma of losing WW2. He only lets current politics taint the book in one spot - a footnote claiming that the 'loser' of the 2020 election (he never names Trump) attempted to overthrow the entire electoral system.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (ufSfZ)

    95 Tangentially related to "The Last Town on Earth" and weirdly prescient books; back during the pandemic I kept remembering....well I don't even remember it's title. But there was a "Dragonriders of Pern" novel where Pern suffered through a world-wide flu pandemic! And this pandemic actually killed the healthy. Very terrible, but this was a 'fantasy' world, that needed healthy dragonriders to fight literal death falling from the skies. If too many of them were unable to fly, whole cities of people might be eaten alive.

    Don't remember the details of the book, just the premise and few lines (what cannot be cured must be enured, I mean, endured). And I never went back to actually read it, because I read to escape the threat of a pandemic, not to immerse myself in a different one.

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Lhaco)

    96 Hi Wolfus. This is the first book I’ve read by Webberly. I don’t know if I should be ashamed having not read “The Mouse that Roared” or not. Sorry to say that I’ve heard of him but haven’t read anything yet.

    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (3EnfQ)

    97 Now all we need is Romeo and Julio.

    I would honestly be surprised if it hadn't happened. Like Sauron, they can't create, only corrupt what someone else has created.

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 09:56 AM (vTZFs)

    98 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)?

    No, this one is English and a former professor at Cambridge University.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (ufSfZ)

    99
    **Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

    From DuckAi Search Assist.

    Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

    100 I may be remembering wrong but wasn't Mary Beard the wife of Charles Beard (also left-leaning and author of a general US history and something like an economic interpretation of the origins of the Constitution)? And I seem to recall they did other books on US history?
    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Wiki sez, "Her mother, Joyce Emily Beard, was a headmistress and an enthusiastic reader. Her father, Roy Whitbread Beard, worked as an architect in Shrewsbury. She recalled him as 'a raffish public-schoolboy type and a complete wastrel, but very engaging'." Also that she was an only child.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

    101 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

    I swear, people are weirder than anybody.

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 09:59 AM (q3u5l)

    102 Ellroy's Underworld USA Trilogy and Coover's "The Public Burning" Besides a few Shakespeare plays. no other literature even comes close to helping make sense of the Trump era.

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (m4BoI)

    103 **Yes, Mary Beard was the wife of Charles Beard.** They were both prominent American historians and collaborated on several historical works together.

    From DuckAi Search Assist.
    Posted by: The Internet never sleeps at April 05, 2026


    ***
    In contrast, from Wiki: "Beard married Robin Cormack, a classicist and art historian, in 1985. Their daughter, Zoe, is an anthropologist and historian based at the Centre for African Studies at the University of Oxford."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

    104 >>Reading the “Centurion” by Leonard Webberly.

    There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.

    Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (NcvvS)

    105 Poking through a couple of collections in the Internet Archive, and in one of 'em (Community Texts, I think) somebody had uploaded what looked from their covers and titles a couple of pieces of fan-fic depicting a gay Parker & Grofield. Didn't have the nerve or a sufficient degree of masochism to open the files to see if that's actually what they were.

    I swear, people are weirder than anybody.
    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


    ***
    * Pulls hair out, regrets it, pushes it back in *

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9)

    106 102, thats the most ridiculous thing stated here in years not by sid

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (bXbFr)

    107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?

    Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

    108 The recently deceased Allen Massie's novels about first century Rome are good. "Found memoir" genre mostly.

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (m4BoI)

    109 There is a follow-on, not really a sequel, called The Testament of Theophilus. Read them in reverse order, years ago. Highly recommend.
    Posted by: Chickenwoman

    That’s next in my rotation. Looking forward to the read.

    Posted by: Uncle Slayton at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (QGwrQ)

    110 Thanks for the Easter Book Thread, Perfessor!

    Great artwork up top. Thank you.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (vrNzf)

    111 Oh, there's been gay fan fiction, "slash" (from the early fanzines about a Kirk/Spock pairing), about almost every TV hero you can think of. The ones with Solo and Illya from U.N.C.L.E., as you can imagine, I can't and won't read.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (wzUl9)

    112 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

    113 Okay Miggy (@106). I'll qualify. "English language litetature"

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:04 AM (m4BoI)

    114 I noted some book threads back that my library had a whole series of YA woke riffs on classic literature. I really hate the whole "I need to see myself!" thing. Use your imagination. Empathize.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (kpS4V)

    115 Been doing some hobby related reading this week. Specifically about handloading low power ammo and gallery loads for old bolt action battle rifles. Some of mine are over a century old. Cast bullets, pistol powder charges can make for accurate, comfortable and inexpensive shooting. A niche part of the hobby but fun.

    Besides, it's fun to see the expressions on the other shooters when I can get tight groups at 100 yards using a WW I battle rifle, original iron sights, and simple ammo assembled by hand.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

    116 Still in the Hobbit. They are still in Mirkwood. Bombur is still a bitch. Elves are fucking with them.

    The perspective in the book is odd. It swaps without being obvious. I am not sure Tolkien was particularly concerned with it.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)

    117 Happy Easter everyone. He is Risen.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)

    Yes. A beautiful day in Idaho. Got up early to watch the sun rise.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (0aYVJ)

    118 I hadn't heard of "The Public Burning". Looks fake and gay. A big tantrum by some commie out to settle scores.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:07 AM (k/uNm)

    119 Wolfus,

    Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

    Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (q3u5l)

    120 107 Wait. The Internet lied to me?
    Posted by: Shocked! Shocked, I tell you at April 05, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)


    That's unpossible.

    Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (skR0U)

    121 Gandalf was an archangel.

    If you didn't already know.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (qFwJc)

    122 Question:
    I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

    123 Got the spiral cut ham on the smoker. Apple wood at 225 degrees for 3 to 4 hours.

    Damn good.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

    124 The audio book is pretty decent with Andy Serkis. Might go with his version of the LotR.

    It is frustrating listening to it, but it does slow me down. Makes me appreciate the language more than reading it. I read too fast. I get all the gist, but miss some detail sometimes.

    I noticed the same thing when I bought all the WoT books on Audible. One, it gave me months of stuff to listen to in the car, but it also meant I got a bit more nuance than when I read.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (bss/y)

    125
    I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.
    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)



    And what quote would that be?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

    126 Think of the fun the fan-fic people could have with Richard Kimble and Philip Gerard, always longing for each other but kept apart by that whole messy murder/death sentence/interstate flight thing. The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

    Yecchhh. Somewhere, they've probably written those too.
    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026


    **
    I used Kimble in a fan U.N.C.L.E. story as the Innocent (non-spy) character, but no slash stuff.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

    127 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

    Hmmm, historical or modern?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)

    128 Well, Shakespeare was writing when the telescope hadn't yet been trained on the outer solar system. As of the 1610 even the Americas were new to the English.
    Although yes The Tempest was the Forbidden Planet of the time.
    What's messed up is that Galileo had found Neptune in Shakie's lifetime. But it was just another dot to him and he lost track of it.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (k/uNm)

    129 Hmmm, historical or modern?
    Posted by: Aetius451AD

    Modern

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (lJ0H4)

    130 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)

    131 17 I thought I'd read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow"...
    Anyway, Supergirl (Kara Zor-El) is roused from her drunken stupor in a bar on a backwater planet by a young woman who -
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (kpS4V)

    And that right there would have been the point where I would have dipped out. I have only a surface-level understanding of the Supergirl character, but nothing I know about her indicates that she is the kind of character that would be getting depressed and wasted on some 'backwater' planet. (to say nothing of the fact that she is classically portrayed as teenager) I've grown too disenchanted with comics to bother with something that out-of-character. Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (Lhaco)

    132 WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    -
    Praise the Lord!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)
    -

    I dunno. With Trump's latest quote, it seems "praise Allah" is in fashion.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 09:55 AM (1o8D5)


    Fuck Allah.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)

    133 I finished two books this week’Civil Wars in Europ and Cousin Bette. Civil Wars inEurope is excellent, especially if you want some idea of what was going on in Europe between the wars outside of the well-known rise and appeasement of Hitler and the Nazis. Cousin Bette was fun. About the halfway point I thought it turned into soap opera but it was so well written I didn’t care. Balzac contrives a happy ending that almost ruined the book for me until the last couple of pages where he subverts it once more. I didn’t much more of Nostromo because I became obsessed with finishing the Balzac

    Posted by: Who Knew at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (0QMbS)

    134 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Ancient Rome? There was the Lindsey Davis series about Marcus Didius Falco, informer and imperial agent. The Silver Pigs was the first.

    If you mean modern Rome, I'm lost.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)

    135 The Valar are archangels. The Maiar are lesser angels.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (k/uNm)

    136 @118...much better than that. Funny as hell. Nixon's actually a sympathetic character. Everybody hated it at the time. The "right" because it was broad satire and seemed to question or at least diminish the Rosenberg's guilt. The "left" because it didn't treat Nixon like a one-dimensional world historical tyrant. Neither side liked Uncle Sam buggering Tricky Dick though. Fair enough. Not in the Bicentennial spirit.

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:13 AM (m4BoI)

    137 That Napoleonic Wars podcast is up on YouTube now with Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean
    https://tinyurl.com/y2me9uas

    I am only around 1/2 of the series, somehow got a bit tired of them. But was at used book store yesterday and looked to sre if any showed up so if opportunity came up would get them .

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:14 AM (Ia/+0)

    138 If memory serves, that mystery series might be by Ian Pears (sp?).

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (q3u5l)

    139 Another book I finished is The Power and the Glory, which is a history of the English country house just before the Great War. It's my line of country, but wasn't as interesting as I hoped it would be. I did enjoy the chapters on the day-to-day running of such huge establishments and what a PITA it was for everyone when the Royals decided to drop in for a weekend or longer.

    The author did make the point that, while there was adultery among the upper class, it wasn't really as pervasive as people are led to believe and that we only think it was because of the high-profile divorce trials that have come down to us.

    It's not in this book, but I always laughed at the story of an English lord staying at a country house who snuck into what he thought was his lover's bedroom, yelled "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" and jumped into bed only to find it was occupied by a bishop and his wife.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:15 AM (ufSfZ)

    140 Before I read the post, comments here, I have to show you the most unbelievable,thing I have read all week. This is the story of what happened over the last 48 hrs in Iran. On the ground. In Iran.
    https://tinyurl.com/mu72bwtp

    If you ever had any doubt that we have the greatest military on the planet and that this administration is unlike anything we have seen in quite a while, this should put that to rest.

    Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (t/2Uw)

    141 >122 Question:
    I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM
    +++++++++
    **The series featuring a Roman policeman and the art world is the Jonathan Argyll series by Iain Pears.** The main character, Flavia di Stefano, is a member of Rome's Art Theft Squad, and the stories often revolve around art-related mysteries.

    Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Ai search engine at April 05, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

    142 A 1000 page love letter to the rosenbergd

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (bXbFr)

    143 Find an appropriate character for the story, or make up a new one, but don't expect me to care a story just because its clad in the skin-suit of established characters.
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

    Too positive for today, I guess.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

    144 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9

    Why don't you try writing it ?🙂

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (m6Eem)

    145 Oh, he's taunting them with their false god now.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

    146 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026 10:19 AM (DXbAa)

    147 Feh. Easter doesn't matter

    Posted by: the gospel of thomas at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (k/uNm)

    148 I have LOTR on CD by both Rob Inglis and Andy Serkis. I prefer the Serkis version. His voice is more pleasant to my ear and emotive without being distracting. Both narrators are excellent, however.

    Listening to LOTR takes some commitment of time and can't be rushed. But hearing a good narration can bring out aspects of the book you missed even after several rereadings.

    A side benefit is it is easier to smoke my pipe, especially a churchwarden style, since I don't have to hold a book open.

    Posted by: JTB at April 05, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

    149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

    150 Slash fic is porn for housewives who liked Star Trek.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (bss/y)


    Hence the popularity of the Rob Gronkowski porn booklets I mentioned seeing. And there's an entire series (!) of Bigfoot porn novels.

    Bernie Sanders might have been on to something.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (ufSfZ)

    151 Know islham, no peace.

    No islham, know peace.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

    152 83 I's still looking for a really good pure-genre pirate comic, though...
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Lhaco)

    You could always write your own, then look for an artist.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 09:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

    Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

    I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

    153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

    154 I love Steven Pressfield's historical fiction novel on the Peloponnesian War titled The Tides of War.

    I think I liked it more than Gates of Fire when I actually evaluate it.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (V4IXI)

    155 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

    Too positive for today, I guess.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

    Well, the nihilism and crap can get tedious, but the 'self help' aspect with a lot of writers just seems to be getting worse.

    They write what they know, so that is reflected in their characters. The story can start out sharp and well don. Then, if they start having problems, that starts affecting their story (more or less overtly.) In some cases, it feels like you are reading notes with their shrink rather than a novel.

    I can think of several novel series where that happened. They usually start out tight and well thought out, then get 'messy.'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (bss/y)

    156 What a beautiful Easter morning! The 2” rain knocked out most of the pollen yesterday and the air clear.
    Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2026


    ***
    We're getting some rain here now, pretty strong compared to earlier. The pollen had already cleared out, but this may help and bring us some less hot and less wet weather.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (wzUl9)

    157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

    158 I read A Bloody Habit by Eleanor Nicholson after it had recommended a couple of months ago. I know tastes vary, but I didn't care for the novel. In my opinion, the novel is a swing-and-a-miss.

    The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

    I think the author so badly wanted to write an homage to Stoker's Dracula that she forgot that she was writing for a modern audience. In a 400+ page novel, nothing much happens until about page 250-ish.

    The author needed a stronger-willed editor, but I suspect that the publisher (Ignatius Press) was so eager for Catholic-themed fiction that the editor ignored the weakness of the story-telling. Rating = 2.0/5.0.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

    159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

    160 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (bXbFr)

    161 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9
    *
    Why don't you try writing it ?🙂
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026


    ***
    As plain old fan fiction (which has been described as "not work, but joyful play")? I could at that!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

    162 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)


    Oh yea...

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (FtULh)

    163 153 Cme to think of it, re: Jimmy Olsen: None of the TV or movie adaptations of Superman have portrayed JO as a responsible adult. I think the latest 2025 one with Brandon Corenswet had Jimmy as a streetwise fellow with an odd ability to attract beautiful women, though. A distinct improvement over Jack Larson or the others.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)

    I still like Superman Returns for a lot of what they tried to do. It has a LOT of problems, but the airplane scene is probably still one of the best superhero segments in any film adaptation ever. Olsen is much minimized, but they did not make him too... quirky and annoying.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

    164 @142...a little more to it than that, Miggy. "The Book of Daniel", by EL Doctrow, is a love letter to the Rosenbergs. "The Public Burning"' is from the left, no doubt, but the critique of the institutional media's narrative formation and reality warping enterprise holds up. And many of Nixon's monologues, once the over the top style is accounted for, treat him and his political decisions fairly.

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (m4BoI)

    165 Easter always brings forth my favorite Bible verse. John 20:29

    Then Jesus told him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (V4IXI)

    166 159 Now that the rescue was a success and cause for celebration, the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (RIvkX)

    As surely as night follows day. Always with the subtext of 'was all this worth it?' The Left is all about the individual, until they are not. Commies.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

    167 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.

    Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)

    168 I think the george reeves series didnt treat him too badly
    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Jack Larson's JO was pretty dopey and always had to be rescued by Superman, as I recall. The Jimmy I knew from his own comic was capable of figuring out mysteries on his own and getting his own neck clear of a guillotine if necessary. He had that special "zee, zee" watch to call Superman, but he didn't always use it. And when he did, sometimes Superman was busy or off-planet and couldn't come, so Jimmy was on his own.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

    169 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point. Any ally who thought about going over to Sparta got its town besieged, and its inhabitants executed or sold into slavery. We'd always been taught in school that Sparta was such a terrible dictatorship, but Athens (its voting assembly, anyway) was bad too. So much for the joys of pure "democracy."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)


    If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

    170 If you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (V4IXI)

    171 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

    And you watch it, why?

    Posted by: Open a book instead at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

    172 I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna

    I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

    https://is.gd/2dJrA6

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

    173 Alas, a good comic-book artist is expensive. At least, compared to my disposable income. And the process of self-publishing is...extensive. And also expensive.

    I've occasionally toyed with the idea of drawing something myself, but anything beyond characters standing stock still can be hit-or-miss.
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:22 AM (Lhaco)

    Gulp.

    Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

    174 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:30 AM (ksbjf)

    Sparta F'd up because they let women have a say in their government.

    I keed I keed

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (V4IXI)

    175 I think you are referring to the Nic Costa Mystery Series by David Hewson. I bought the first in the series, A Season For the Dead, after last week's recommendation. It begins with a discussion of artist Caravaggio and then a Caravaggio was featured on the art thread and I was like, "Whoa, dude!"

    https://is.gd/2dJrA6
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

    That's it. Thanks!!

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (lJ0H4)

    176 If you read the history, "Athens is asshoe" is a frequent theme. Athens just has a better PR department than Sparta.
    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Yeah, at school they always hyped the democracy aspects of Athens and ran down the military mind of Sparta. When I was nine, the thought of being taken from my family at age seven and hustled off to a military camp for the rest of my life sounded like the most frightening thing I could imagine.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (wzUl9)

    177 I hadn't realized how imperial and domineering the Athenians were at this point.

    The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

    Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)

    178 The potential for a fun thriller is there in the story: vampire-fighting Dominican friars. But the author chose to make an English solicitor the narrator, rather than the Catholic priest. The narrator spills a lot of ink emoting his angst -- so much so, I was left the impression of a feminine point-of-view.
    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ksbjf)

    Ignatius put that out? I'm surprised. Usually their fiction offerings are pretty solid and don't dabble in that kind of nonsense.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:28 AM (ufSfZ)


    Eleanor Nicholson is apparently an expert in Brams Stoker's Dracula. She edited an annotated version for Ignatius Press. I suspect a quid pro quo, but don't know for certain.

    She's also written a novel featuring a Franciscan friar as werewolf, but I've not bothered reading it. She might know lots about Dracula but I was unimpressed with her skills as a story-teller.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (ksbjf)

    179 I havent read it in years

    Now the rosenbergs were bit players compared to say ted hall but they deserved thr death penalty

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (bXbFr)

    180 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

    And you watch it, why?
    Posted by: Open a book instead


    And you criticize someone for making a likely true observation, why?

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:34 AM (vTZFs)

    181 Universe Today: Andy Tomaswick, "Starship Could Cut The Travel Time To Uranus In Half"
    ScienceDaily just noticed this; it was posted 18 October last year.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (k/uNm)

    182 Spartans are courageous but not bold. Athenians are bold but not courageous.

    Boldness is impatient. Courage is long-suffering. Boldness cannot endure hardship or delay; it is ravenous, it must feed on victory or it dies. Boldness makes its seat upon the air; it is gossamer and phantom. Courage plants its feet upon the earth and draws its strength from God’s holy fundament.

    The bold man is prideful, brazen, ambitious. The brave man calm, God-fearing, steady. The bold man seeks to divide; he wants his own and will shoulder his brother aside to loot it. The brave man unites. He succors his fellow, knowing that what belongs to the commonwealth belongs to him as well. The bold man covets; he sues his neighbor in the law court, he intrigues, he dissembles. The brave man is content with his lot; he respects that portion the gods have granted and husband it, comporting himself with humility as heaven’s steward.

    In troubled times the bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbors into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other than to drag others down to his own state of wickedness. Now the brave man. In dark hours he end

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (V4IXI)

    183
    Easter.
    Making Christmas relevant for over 2000 years.

    Posted by: He is risen! at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

    184 Just want to put in another recommendation ( I have been doing it on the tech thread because I cannot normally get to the book thread ) for a most wonderful book for any Christian. It was written by Fr. John Pierre de Caussade who lived until the 1700's . He was a Jesuit priest but "The Joy of Full Surrender" has been a blessing to me and I'm sure to many other Christians, not just RC's. I am reading the version from Paraclete Press.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (m6Eem)

    185 I think most Tolkien readers could never understand why the author thought giant bagles could fly.

    Posted by: Emily Litella at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (OZjJW)

    186 Much lile catiline gets the worst of it, because sullust

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:36 AM (bXbFr)

    187 A caesar partisan

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (bXbFr)

    188 My observation when I first read the above was it described the difference between the Left and the Right today.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:37 AM (V4IXI)

    189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I guess so. But did it always have to be Jimmy Olsen? Yeah, Lois Lane was in there too, but I can imagine Superman/Kal-El/Clark found her pretty hot*, so he could forgive a lot of her hijinks.

    We could have a Superman series where he rescues an Innocent (a la U.N.C.L.E.), a non-superhero or even someone with nascent powers he/she doesn't know how to control, who grows from being a dope to a true adult. Maybe they did that in the comics; I've forgotten.

    * Not the Margot Kidder or Noel Neill Lois. The Amy Adams Lois, for sure.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

    190 157 Castle Guy, have you considered an AI slop machine?
    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 10:24 AM (k/uNm)

    173Dare I suggest.... AI? I've seen a couple of YT vids about doing that.
    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 10:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

    Honestly, I haven't revisited any comic idea-creating ambitions since AI art became a thing..But I doubt I'd be happy doing anything in that direction....

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:39 AM (Lhaco)

    191 A hot take.

    HealthRanger
    @HealthRanger
    The second pilot is probably already a P.O.W. And since the U.S. terror regime has been carrying out war crimes against Iran on a daily basis, it's a big question how he might be treated. Fortunately, the Iranians are not as barbaric as Trump or the genocidal Zionists.

    -
    If you love Iran so much why don't you just marry it?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

    192 Good morning dear morons and thanks Perfesser

    Discovered reading Hegseth's last book it was his idea to rename to the Department of War.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)


    Enough time has passed since 1949-ish when all of the military branches were merged into the Department of Defense. The previous "War Department" very much meant the Army, and the Air Force (rightly, or wrongly, had just been made a separate service branch).

    Renaming the DoD to Department of War is genius. It neatly side-steps the old emotional baggage, and re-embraces the warrior ethos.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ksbjf)

    193 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (UA2di)

    194 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

    Do they have Special Olympic influencers?

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:41 AM (V4IXI)

    195 OK, folks, I've got to tidy things up and start lunch. Today is a day of rest (Ben-Hur on TCM at noon) and then back to writing tomorrow.

    Hope you all have a lovely day.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (ufSfZ)

    196 @186...Cicero too, of course. Cicero was defending a corrupt order. A sloppy opportunist like Catiline probably deserved his fate but Cicero was no hero. Caesar proved that.

    Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (m4BoI)

    197 You can't play at war and not break your toys
    Gen McClellan tried that

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:42 AM (Ia/+0)

    198
    Happy Easter to everybody on the planet!

    Remember those in Europe and Canada that love America, and are bedeviled with minority-vote "leaders" who hate it, or at least are mad their grift is being cut off.

    On the other hand... shame on Donald Trump for dropping an F-bomb in a public statement.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (Y8DZL)

    199 Fun trivia about early Superman - in the 30’s and early 40’s there was a mostly forgotten series of films featuring a wisecracking female reporter who investigated and solved crimes. The character was named Torchy Blane, and the creator of Superman admitted that Lois Lane was created as a direct play off that character.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

    200 189 f you have a hero series you always need a kind hearted retard to save occasionally .
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026

    Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (UA2di)

    201 Tom Servo, TCM shows the Torchy Blaine films every now and again. You can get the complete collection on Amazon for about 30 bucks.

    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (ufSfZ)

    202 He is risen!

    Uh-oh...

    Posted by: Judas at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (JW6Az)

    203 Fuck A**h.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 10:12 AM (snZF9)
    -

    While it's true that neither you nor I believe one iota in Islamic theology, the generic use of the term "Allah" is no different than the generic use of the term "G-d".

    Trump was mocking Iran is his praise but not at the expense of actually praising G-d, as Trump worships him.

    That being said, f**k Islam and Mohatmed, Piss Be Upn Him.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (1o8D5)

    204 And now, from outer space . . .

    Brandon Berkoff
    @spacebrandonb
    I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.
    Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter.
    I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.

    https://is.gd/eYZbvm

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

    205 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

    206 148 I'd love to see a story about Jimmy Olsen portraying him as a sharp amateur detective/investigative journalist in his own right. In his own comic he often solved mysteries and got himself out of science-fictional jams without calling in Superman. Ditch the kelly-green suits and bow ties, *don't* make him an alcoholic or addict or manic-depressive, and show him as a young but tough reporter.

    Too positive for today, I guess.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)

    It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...

    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Lhaco)

    207 "...the state media will focus on the loss of aircraft."

    For the time being, yes, but the military is not finished with deep strike missions according to Drumpf's Hilter-like post today, which means our hope of a videos emerging of a battered and bruised US pilot (ideally several) being dragged along the streets of Tehran before being beheaded is still in play.

    Posted by: US mainstream resistance media at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Y1sOo)

    208 Best retard in any of the Superman iterations: Ned Beatty as Lex Luthor’s bungling assistant. He’s like Pinky to Luthor’s Brain.

    It was a little bitty part.

    Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (OZjJW)

    209 And the wiki article on the Torchy Blane character says that in the fifth film of the series, she was played by . . . Lola Lane! Ta-da!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (wzUl9)

    210 I always thought Siegel and Shuster named Lois after the Lane sister actresses, Priscilla and Lola. Both were already movie icons when the boys created Superman.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

    No doubt they had multiple influences. But as written, the Lois Lane and Torchy Blane characters are almost identical. Torchy gets in peril in most of her stories, too.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (UA2di)

    211 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:47 AM (V4IXI)

    Bowe Bergdahl

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

    212 Bowe Bergdahl
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

    And the Left embraced him IIRC.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)

    213 Who was the soldier who we rescued in Afghanistan that turned out to be just a deserter?

    Bergdahl or something like that?

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)

    214 68 “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    -
    Praise the Lord!
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (ndZc7)

    AMEN
    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:45 AM (mAxUt)


    I prayed for him during last evening's Easter Vigil. I petitioned several holy men and women to intercede: one of them being Servant of God, Fr. Vincent Capodanno, MM, a Navy Chaplain killed in Vietnam while tending his flock during an active battle. The Archdiocese of Military Services is presenting a case for sainthood to the Vatican in the coming weeks.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (ksbjf)

    215 Good morning, horde! Happy Easter! Христос воскрес!
    Currently reading a series of "Dark Mafia" steamy romance novels by B.B. Hamel, just for some light entertainment.

    Posted by: tankascribe at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (NtoJk)

    216 From Sun Valley, Idaho. Yeesh.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:50 AM (0aYVJ)

    217 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
    Forgot his worthless ass

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)

    218 It was odd when I first encountered Jimmy doing something like that in the comics. That part of Jimmy never got adapted in the tv shows, where I first saw the character, so I had no idea it even existed. And since I've read very few comics with Jimmy in them, I've yet to internalize that type of characterization, so it still feels odd to see...
    Posted by: Castle Guy at April 05, 2026


    ***
    In one of the first JO comics I ever read, there is a Dr. Cyclops story. Jimmy and Lois's sister, Lucy, are apparently miniaturized by some special ray, and left to clamber about a room of furniture like the Incredible Shrinking Man. At one point Jimmy rips open a feather pillow, and we see the cloud of feathers around him, see him sneeze, and laugh at him along with Lucy . . . but it's an essential, fair clue. The feathers are in proportion to them! If they had really been shrunk, the feathers would have been gigantic.

    The point: Jimmy realizes this and deduces that the whole thing is a hoax, a room filled with gigantic furniture. Now I don't recall the purpose given for this scheme. But the essential clue and Jimmy's reasoning were first class.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (wzUl9)

    219 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

    220
    Love the video of the guy creeping on the people at the no kinks rally.

    Months ago my SIL happened on to a demonstration and whispered to one of the old ladies:

    "Hey, look out, there's some MAGA people mixed in here spying".

    Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 10:55 AM (Y8DZL)

    221 Tom Servo, Happy Easter!

    the photos of six-bladed rotors on destroyed a/c I mentioned in the previous thread were on burned-out helicopters. MH-6/AH-6 Little Birds. Two were lost/destroyed. One possibility is they were destroyed by US forces at the same location as the sand-stuck C-130s, because they didn't have fuel remaining to return to base, and it was too dangerous to take time to refuel them on the ground. M/AH-6 helos do not have aerial refueling equipment. I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.

    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

    222 He wasn't rescued but traded for some Taliban prisoners
    Forgot his worthless ass
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0

    Yes I should have said rescue attempts where other soldiers were injured.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (V4IXI)

    223 Question:
    I think last week someone commented on a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)


    John Maddox Roberts. He wrote a series featuring the character Decius Caelius Metellus the Younger, commander of a unit of vigiles.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 10:57 AM (ksbjf)

    224 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)
    -

    The very retired baseball player???

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (1o8D5)

    225 Sandahl Bergman >>>> Bowe Bergdahl

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

    226 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

    I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

    227 May the peace and love of the risen Christ be with you all.

    Be strong and brave.

    Reach out to someone who is lonely and tell them they are loved.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 10:59 AM (ZEKqJ)

    228 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

    Reggie Jackson is alive? Huh.

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (vTZFs)

    229 The rain has slacked off. Supposedly we will have sunny but less hot conditions this p.m.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

    230 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter.

    Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic.

    I consider myself to be one of those who have not seen, but believe. How blessed and grateful I am.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)

    231 Been listening to Pope Benedict's Jesus of Nazareth: Holy Week. Currently at The Last Supper.
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 09:26 AM (DoBxX)
    ========

    How wonderful!

    After his exposition of the High Priestly Prayer, I finished the book at a rapid pace. Pope Benedict was a superb teacher. Next on my list is another read of his book on Paul. Or, maybe, starting on "Faith and Politics".

    Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2026 11:01 AM (rj6Yv)

    232 I thought Jimmy Olsen was a photographer and not a reporter. . . .

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026


    ***
    In the comics he was always described as "brash young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (wzUl9)

    233 a series of mystery novels featuring a Roman policeman and the art world. I've forgotten the author's name. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted by: Tuna


    That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (4FsiB)

    234 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)


    Right, hand the dementia patient a baseball. I bet he tries to peal it and eat it.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 11:02 AM (snZF9)

    235 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

    Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

    236 Text books are books.

    Karol Markowicz
    @karol
    A teen cousin showed me this in her AP American Government book. Trump is similar ideologically to Hitler and Bernie Sanders is a touch off the center to the left.

    https://is.gd/wBgxFf

    Back in olden days, I would occasionally see what were purported to be text books from Nazi Germany that were so over the top I thought they were surely phony. Now I know they were not. One showed a picture of the half dozen or so great men of history and both Jesus and Hitler were included. Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

    237 I'll wait for Lenny Dykstra to chime in before I know how I should react.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:58 AM (0aYVJ)

    Hah. He might have to give his opinion from jail depending on his current charges and upcoming trial.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (V4IXI)

    Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)

    238 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

    Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

    The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
    Machines are always replaceable, people are not.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)

    239 A golf buddy was former Army Ranger Special Forces guy. I love the story he told me about a time in Vietnam when they flew in a Catholic priest in for Mass. First thing the priest did was grant general absolution to everyone. Then the Liturgy of the Eucharist. Everyone received Communion.

    I told him "All those Protestants just became Catholics."

    LOL

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (qFwJc)

    240 ... Bram Stokers "Dracula" is very superb and very Catholic....
    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:00 AM (qFwJc)


    I've never read the novel, so I did not know that. That explains why Ignatius Press published an annotated edition. Thanks for the info.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (ksbjf)

    241 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

    Texas and Florida have put a stop to that. At least past legislation. But you know the Left just ignores it.

    Had a good King of the Hill episode on this subject.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:06 AM (V4IXI)

    242 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

    I recall two.
    One was an estimate of the fuel required to bomb Warsaw, "Capital Of International Jewry" ("the ordinance weighs such and such"). Note that at this time the Polish government was even more antisemitic than Hitler's.
    Another involved the cost of various mental hospitals. How many soldiers could be paid with this amount? [Yay euthanasia.]
    Yes, the NSDAP were the baddies.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (k/uNm)

    243 That might be Iain Pears. He wrote a mystery series involving the art world, as well as some excellent novels on other subjects.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine

    I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (ndZc7)

    244 Funny. When I had AP US History, we did not have a textbook. We had to buy "Birth of a Nation" and "Anatomy of Revolution."

    My vocabulary was not good. Anatomy of Revolution was hard to read.

    I bought it a few years ago. It is great.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:08 AM (qFwJc)

    245 Heh. My point stands. And, by the way, I just grabbed a name out of the air. Makes it more funnier.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (0aYVJ)


    It was teh funnier.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (V4IXI)

    246 Pouring down here

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:09 AM (Ia/+0)

    247 I finished listening to the 4 book series, The Bound and the Broken, by Ryan Cahill. There are also 4 novellas that go with the series. I enjoyed it. I recommend it and you get bang for your buck. The last 2 books were 40+ and 50+ hours long. It's available on kindle unlimited if you have that. It's a dragon and mage epic.

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (VCgbV)

    248 >>Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain.

    Impossible to solve without a lot more information. Next question.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Y1sOo)

    249 Passed = past

    Can't blame auto correct on that. Just typing too fast.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (V4IXI)

    250 Another was a math problem about the amount of aviation fuel needed to drop the maximum number of bombs on Britain. OK, our math students of today couldn't get that one.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:03 AM (ndZc7)

    The Texas Lege should mandate that Texas students show proficiency in calculating the fuel load needed for a B1 bomber to fly from Dyess AFB in Abilene to NYC and back.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:11 AM (UA2di)

    251 We could use some rain here. My well pump failed and I replaced it with some cheap Chinesium crap that failed after a month.

    Saving up to buy a good one and have it professionally installed.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (qFwJc)

    252 I did not know current M/AH-6 helos have six-bladed rotors till I searched a few minutes ago. I thought all the H-6 series are four-bladed.
    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

    Thank you for the info, I didn’t know that either! I did see a comment somewhere that at least one Little Bird was lost during the operation.

    The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost. I looked up, and pointed out, that there are currently over 300 of them in long term storage at Davis Monthan AFB, waiting to be reactivated if needed.
    Machines are always replaceable, people are not.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:05 AM (UA2di)


    Those a$$holes are just disappointed that the IRGC was denied the opportunity to torture and then behead that flight crewman. On the flip-side, the flight crews flying over Iran now know for certain that this administration will not abandon them.

    The big picture, the C-130 is not all that expensive. It's a 4-prop transport.

    Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 05, 2026 11:12 AM (ksbjf)

    253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.

    Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

    254 David Hewson wrote the Nic Costa series about a Roman policeman who is an art aficionado. Caravaggio is prominently featured. It's set in contemporary times.

    Posted by: Badgergal at April 05, 2026 11:15 AM (cs22I)

    255 Bravo Two Zero

    Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (jrgJz)

    256 Math curriculum should be based on economics.

    Adding up all the cost of benefits given to illegals, government fraud costs , etc.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:17 AM (V4IXI)

    257 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

    Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)

    258 he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
    Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

    I agree with your husband. *smiley face emoji goes here*

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (0aYVJ)

    259 Morning book readers.
    So ealier this month a friend from jr high passed away. He beat cancer to have a heart attack. This put me onto farcebook to check things. Found that another friend from the same timeframe had passed also. Scott Grange. He had written a book in his last years called Flying Lessons.
    Scott is one of the many I really regret not maintaining my friendship with over the years. Haven't seen him since 1988 when he left for college.
    Anyway, I'm off to order a hardbound copy.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (ZhdAT)

    260 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.
    Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I can recall several girls in my high school math classes whom I wished to see dance.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)

    261
    253 I loved the LOTR movies but I never read the books. I have heard in the 20+ years from husband how bad they are compared to the books. I still put them on and enjoy them and he grumbles in the next room and tells me to just read the books.
    Posted by: Megthered at April 05, 2026 11:13 AM (nQX3E)

    I am one who loves both the movies AND the books. Yes there were some errors, but nothing is perfect, the spirit of the books still shines through. And the world laid out in the books is so vast that there is no way that even 9 hours of screen time could capture more than a part of it.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:21 AM (UA2di)

    262 I can't do math, but I will perform an interpretive dance illustrating how quadratic equations makes me feel.

    Posted by: STEAM student at April 05, 2026 11:19 AM (skR0U)
    -

    All G-d's children got algorithm!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 11:22 AM (1o8D5)

    263 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)

    264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----

    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

    >They were stuck in the Hotel California.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

    265 Bowe Bergdahl
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 05, 2026 10:48 AM (0aYVJ)

    And the Left embraced him IIRC.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:49 AM (V4IXI)



    Owbama and Biden praised he and his family as heroes.

    I'll never forget the look on my Marine buddy's face at his retirement party at that time when they traded captured terrorists for that piece of shit.

    "WHAT!?!?!?! The United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists!"

    "Well, Owebama does."

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

    266 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.


    ISWYDT

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (c3Uld)

    267
    The usual suspects are crying this morning about how terrible it was that two expensive C-130’s were lost.



    Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (c3Uld)

    268 Billy carter sold a bunch to the libyans the c 130s

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:26 AM (bXbFr)

    269 Howdy howdy Hordey. Glad I got here before the Book Thread expired. I would have commented sooner but I had to read about the fickleness of eagles. Keep thinking I'd like to re-read that great saga, but I'd like my red-cover hardback collection of The Red Book of Westmarch. Which is somewhere deep in the catacombs, alas.

    How Book Threadish that this Easter day, there would be a brief quote from the Gospels and an extensive analysis of Tolkien's mighty work. Heh. As that dog with the hat drinking coffee says, it's fine.

    A blessed Easter to alla y'all and your families.

    ✝️ He is Risen! ✝️

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (Qlfju)

    270 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.

    Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

    271 Actually darryl strawberry is a believer in good stsnding

    He spoke to our church in broward

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (bXbFr)

    272 related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US..


    Witty and funny but would have been better if Strawberry hadn't praised Trump for the relatively recent pardon Trump gave him.

    Still funny though.


    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:28 AM (V4IXI)

    273 And . . . the rain has stopped. Maybe I should tote some trash out to the dumpster. . . ?

    Nah.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (wzUl9)

    274 The morgan freeman on twitter is white jive turkey

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:29 AM (bXbFr)

    275 Oh noes ! Reggie Jackson has chimed in to criticize Hegseth for replacing Pentagon brass.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 10:54 AM (V4IXI)

    Hey, Reggie, go back to playing your kids game and let the adults do their job. Dumbass.

    Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (5xuJ/)

    276 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----

    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


    ***
    They're enjoying their peaceful easy feeling, and they know all about Sauron's lyin' eyes. You know -- the new kid in town.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (wzUl9)

    277 Yes i dont see a viable deal but he wants to give then out before we blow more stuff up

    Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 05, 2026 11:30 AM (bXbFr)

    278 Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

    I feel the same but admittedly I felt that way about Venezuela also. Granted there are a lot of differences between Iran and Venezuela where leaving any of the mullahs in charge would be a failure imo.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 05, 2026 11:33 AM (V4IXI)

    279 This week's Kindle read was "Reaper's Crawl" by C.J. Carella, which is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy"

    What you may ask, is a "LitRPG Gamelit Apocalyptic Cultivation Fantasy" ? Basically, take an adventure story, and slap paragraphs of video game statistics into it. The Stats are in bold print, so they are easy to skim and skip as necessary.

    Get past that, and you have a pretty good story of the Earth being turned into an Apocalyse by alien beings for essentially a reality TV series, only on a much bigger scale. I look forward to the next installment.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (2xF0u)

    280 Venezuela was just run by corrupt drug dealers, not by a death cult whose religious faith compelled them to try to bring about the nuclear-fueled end of the world.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:36 AM (UA2di)

    281 I'm sure Strawberry's a good dude - just a retired player from Jackson's era who had drug problems ba k in the day. I was kidding around.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:37 AM (BI5O2)

    282 264 >>>14 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----
    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

    >They were stuck in the Hotel California.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 05, 2026 11:24 AM (UqSya)

    They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 11:38 AM (UA2di)

    283
    lol, FOX has the woman who wore the bunny suit that scared the shit out of Biden on now.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 11:39 AM (Y8DZL)

    284 Same motherless fucks who shrug at $10B Somali fraud.
    Posted by: Heroq

    MAZE
    @mazemoore
    In January Gavin Newsom ridiculed Dr. Oz for investigating hospice fraud in CA and said the investigations were purely political.

    Since then, Oz has closed down 221 fraudulent hospice businesses in Los Angeles alone.

    Gavin don't be angry. You've been campaigning for years. Someone has to do your job.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:40 AM (ndZc7)

    285 The Ace (American Classic Entertainment) Channel has been promising us Stoney Burke for a while. Finally an episode is on. It's a modern-day (1962, that is) Western drama series, B & W, with Jack Lord as a rodeo rider. I remember seeing it in the TV Guide when it was new, but have never seen an installment.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

    286 That Carella book sounds an awful lot like _Dungeon Crawler Carl_.

    I started reading that one this week (Carl, not the Carella one), and I have to say it's hard going for me. The massive artificiality of the premise just kills any suspension of disbelief.

    I played D&D for years, I even worked for game companies -- and I have next to ZERO interest in reading a novel about a person who is a character in a roleplaying game, let alone an online game.

    Sure, I know there's a whole subgenre of Japanese comics and anime about people cast into RPG-type worlds, but in a way that just makes it worse: I can't even enjoy the originality of the idea.

    Posted by: Trimegistus at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (78a2H)

    287 Idaho Spudboy,
    Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

    288 Get 'em while they're hot!

    Dr. Jebra Faushay
    @JebraFaushay
    Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?
    And then he gets up there and just lectures you about how much he hates Trump?
    Was that a mention of the new world order?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:43 AM (ndZc7)

    289 Trimegistus,
    I agree. I listened to the first two books but gave up after that. I do like Donut though...🤗

    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:45 AM (VCgbV)

    290 I am wondering are they all having a laugh on Fox for their string pulling of Biden and pulling the wool over the American citizens?

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

    291
    It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 11:48 AM (Qlfju)

    292 pulling the wool over the American citizens?
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 11:47 AM (Ia/+0)

    Yeah. That was itchy.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (ZhdAT)

    293 This guy really hates Strawberry:

    https://youtu.be/8KgmHzAg4gw?si=2BCF8cA9Q9CpYSWm

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:50 AM (BI5O2)

    294 And outta here to deal with assorted annoyances here at Casa Some Guy.

    Thanks for the thread, Perfessor.

    Have a good Easter Sunday, gang.

    Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (q3u5l)

    295 Iranian "ambassador" is refusing to leave Lebanon! Guy's no dummy...

    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:51 AM (XMwZJ)

    296 291
    It should not be the aim of kingdom believers literally to imitate the outward life of Jesus in the flesh but rather to share his faith; to trust God as he trusted God and to believe in men as he believed in men. Jesus never argued about either the fatherhood of God or the brotherhood of men; he was a living illustration of the one and a profound demonstration of the other.
    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link
    ---

    Amen,
    He is Risen

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 11:52 AM (kA/fI)

    297 Dr. Jebra Faushay
    @JebraFaushay
    Imagine paying $850 for general admission standing-room only seats for a Bruce Springsteen concert?


    My offer is this: Nothing.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (guGkK)

    298 'Bout time I headed off to do some chores too. Thanks to all for a great Easter Book Thread!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 11:53 AM (wzUl9)

    299 My big read this week is Thomas Mullen's weirdly prescient 2006 novel The Last Town on Earth, about an isolated logging town in Washington State that decides to quarantine itself from the outside world during the 1918 flu epidemic. There's a backdrop of labor unrest...


    One of the primary reasons Ft Lewis (Camp Lewis back then) was established was to quell labor issues with the loggers in Washington State. The Army and Navy needed the wood for the war effort, so troops were brought in to keep it flowing.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 11:54 AM (2WIwB)

    300 No, I can't imagine paying anything to see Springsteen. A) his music sucks, and B) he sucks as a human being.

    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (XMwZJ)

    301 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR

    Joe Walsh said yes but Henley and Frey were just being pricks.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (guGkK)

    302 Book ordered.
    The lawn mower isn't going to fix itself. Gotta go.
    Thank you Prof.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (ZhdAT)

    303 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
    Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)

    Same.

    If the goal is regime change then a negotiated peace with the old regime make the war pointless.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 05, 2026 11:55 AM (c3Uld)

    304 A case of mistaken identity?

    At Least 13 Injured As Vehicle Plows Into Louisiana Festival Parade

    -
    It wasn't an Easter parade. It was a Lao New Year Festival parade. But Mohammed may not have known that.

    Identity of the perp has not been revealed so I'm just speculating about an hypothesis.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

    305 That Strawberry scene is one if the great meltdowns in movie history. Keitel is a good actor.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:58 AM (BI5O2)

    306 Idaho Spudboy,
    Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?
    Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 05, 2026 11:42 AM (VCgbV)

    I just started it, and I'm enjoying it.

    C.J Carella had done a previous series, using the same format, a couple of years ago. I just try to enjoy them for the pulp adventure stories they basically are.

    Picture R.A. Howard using the same format: "Conan's mighty thewes had gained a +150 in strength!"

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 11:59 AM (2xF0u)

    307 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.

    BTW, predicted spin from the left at your Easter dinner if you bring up the great rescue of the pilots: “If it weren’t for Trumps quagmire of a war we wouldn’t have to have spent all that money and risked lives to save them in the first place!”

    Posted by: RM at April 05, 2026 12:01 PM (n/1Oj)

    308 Nood F-15 rescue by Ace.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 12:02 PM (2xF0u)

    309 The Athenians invented ostracism, remember.

    Basically pick out a guy you don't like, vote to exile him for a few years and then, when he comes back, do it all over again.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 05, 2026 10:33 AM (ufSfZ)


    Being driven from Athens by a cracked pot

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)

    310 Or not.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2026 12:03 PM (A5RD0)

    311 Reading The Right Stuff by Thomas Wolfe (1979). Incredible descriptions about the type of guys the fighter pilots are, the risks of that job, the crazy task of trying to land jets on a pitching, yawing aircraft carrier in 60 foot waves , etc.
    ----

    Having rubbed shoulders with some Nav jet jocks, I can say that they have egos that are off the scale, but it seems to be a consequence of well-merited self confidence.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

    312 I don't understand Trump's pursuit of a "deal" with Iran. Any agreement to cease military operations that leaves the clerics in charge of the country will be seen as a victory for Iran by every one of our enemies.
    Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Open Source INT Analyst at April 05, 2026 11:27 AM (cWLG3)


    . . . Because the Bush, Obama, and Biden methods of regime change and forever war seems to have been such an incredible success?

    Don't criticize by stating "I don't understand" it makes you sound like a neocon proggy who means "I don't care because he is not following my advice"

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR)

    313 In related news: Darryl Strawberry broke his silence today - he can no longer countenance Hegseth's illegal and immoral interdiction of South American drug boats bound for the US.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 11:23 AM (BI5O2)
    ****************************

    Daaaaarrrylllll...Daaaaarrrylllll...

    Posted by: Bart & Lisa Simpson at April 05, 2026 12:07 PM (88gK3)

    314 The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading

    Reading through comments today, and previous weeks, as an old comics fan, I find it amusing that so many commenters confess to reading funny books graphic novels and stories.

    I don't recall that being so frequent back in the Ancient Times when I first started reading the book thread. I know I would have hesitated to drop a comment on the many, many illustrated media I've enjoyed amidst all the wise and learned commenters on history and high literature. Of course, I'm older and care less what anyone thinks than back in the Olde Days.

    Much more a part of the zeitgeist now is Uncle Ben's wisdom, "with great power comes great responsibility." Much less the often-corrupted "Truth, Justice, and the American way."

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:08 PM (Qlfju)

    315 149 In the book (but not the movie) Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener there is a story about rescuing a downed pilot in the face of Japanese fire. The Japanese were astounded that we would expend such effort merely to rescue one man.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
    ---

    This is part of Japan's submission and adoption of American culture/domination and their success.

    They were a warrior culture of character (not our values but logical, disciplined, and consistent) and saw us as a worthy adversary, whereas, they had no respect for the Europeans.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (kA/fI)

    316 Whoops. Willowed again.
    NOOD weekend ACE
    https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419200

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Jerusalem Report link at April 05, 2026 12:09 PM (Qlfju)

    317 I loved his Stone's Fall which is about, well, everything with a hidden in plain sight ending.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


    That is my favorite book. High finance, battleships, intrigue, and a story that is like a matrushka doll, going backwards in time to tell the story.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2026 12:26 PM (0U5gm)

    318 "WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR"

    Because we're not doing a Space 1999 crossover, that's why!

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 05, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)

    319 WHY THE EAGLES COULDN'T GO TO MORDOR
    ----

    Because they're a proud race and they aren't running a damn taxi service!
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

    Don Henley said no. The acoustics were bad, and there wouldn't be the Third Encore with the Orcs there.

    Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at April 05, 2026 01:48 PM (MKors)

    320 Happy Easter!

    A scientifically confirmed miracle. “Jesus Cures a Blind Man at Bethsaida”

    This is not a “living parable” as has been said for centuries. It’s a message across time. From the time of Christ to a time when where we understand eyes enough to know that when sight has been restored (or baby’s new eyes) the brain needs time to understand the 3d world that they are seeing. Jesus calibrates his eyes and this is the most important and misunderstood bible passage in the world. Because Peter’s testimony (on which Mark’s gospel is based) gives us a real scientifically confirmable miracle.

    22 And they came to Beth-sa′ida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. 23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, “Do you see anything?” 24 And he looked up and said, “I see men; but they look like trees, walking.” 25 Then again he laid his hands upon his eyes; and he looked intently and was restored, and saw everything clearly. 26 And he sent him away to his home, saying, “Do not even enter the village.”

    Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:04 PM (QXLqd)

    321 More religious Easter tech…

    thecatholicherald.com/article/ shroud-of-turin-dates-from-time-of-christ-scientists-reveal

    New technology places it as 2000 years old. The carbon dating was from the frayed edges that had been darned over time and had middle age material mixed within.

    He is Risen.

    Shroud of Turin tinyurl here…

    https://tinyurl.com/yjacxd6j

    Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:16 PM (QXLqd)

    322 Late, as usual, but WTH...
    As my late mother used to say, "You're so dumb, you're happy."
    There's a grain of truth to that, illustrated by my loss... no, strike that, diminished pleasure in reading John Grisham's The Whistler.
    I live in Navajo County, AZ, where more than a third of the county is taken up by two Indian Reservations: Navajo and White Mountain Apache. I've had a conversation with the Sheriff about the legal issues raised, issues that Gresham is either ignorant of, or ignores for dramatic purpose. Specifically, criminal activity jurisdiction of non-tribal people while on the rez. The tribe has no authority, nor does local law enforcement for felonies. The FBI has uncontested authority in those cases.
    In the book, the bad guys commit a murder on tribal lands, and the white protagonists thrash about for most of the remainder of the book, trying to get the FBI involved. When they finally do, the story is wrapped up in two chapters.
    It took me right out of the story, because I'm internally yelling, "Get the FBI!" repeatedly, when I'm not also yelling internally,"No, FBI agent, you don't need to develop a nexus to do something, it's a fucking murder on tribal land."

    Posted by: buddhaha at April 05, 2026 02:54 PM (0r3iH)

    “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

    From President Trump at Truth Social:

    WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

    No American casualties. Prayers answered.

    Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 07:32 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Fantastic news

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:35 AM (Ia/+0)

    2 halleluiah indeed

    Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (8uzBS)

    3 willowed:

    Looks like the IRCG, bitter enders all, want to wait us out. They are depending on Leftists in the US, muslim immigrants to the US, and the slavishly anti-American media. Sadly, we now have to hit Iran much harder.

    We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out. Very expensive. Aircrew must have soaring morale, to see the efforts we took to rescue one of their own.

    Well done to all involved.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

    4 I JUST SAW THIS ON MS Now and came to pist it.

    Thank you for a very Happy Easter thread!

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

    5 Also to pist it.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

    6 And to post it.

    I need coffee.

    And proof-reading lessons.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Sco7b)

    7 Thank you, Buck!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (fNISR)

    8

    Posted by: The MSM at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

    9 Stateless

    No worries. We have early-morning-post translation abilities.

    May coffee dilute the BAC.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

    10 “WE GOT HIM!”


    Good news. Are we sure it's a "him"?

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2026 07:40 AM (0N4FZ)

    11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

    12 Trump says the rescued WSO holds the rank of colonel. That would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (Y1sOo)

    13 Nailed it

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (AkEZC)

    14 Wonderful news. Starting Easter morning off right.

    Posted by: Now, Where's The Coffee? at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (oftw2)

    15 Yes, thanks Lord and gratitude to the brave rescue team!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (rZCVI)

    16 >>We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out.

    DM says we lost a SPECFOR Little Bird, too.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (Y1sOo)

    17 Today, Buck is our host while we eat our toast.

    Posted by: Surly Riser at April 05, 2026 07:43 AM (oftw2)

    18 one hour sober

    The US worked for years, training, equipping, and testing doctrine to pull this off. Extremely impressive.

    And the injured colonel was fit, if reports are to be believed. Hard to believe no deaths among the forces, but a number were injured.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

    19 Someone here yesterday proposed an excellent idea. We should drop dummies in ejections seats (or maybe even just kitchen chairs with parachutes but no occupants) over Iran to lure in the bad guys, and then deal with them as we do.

    Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (Riz8t)

    20 Thanks be to God for this! Blessed Resurrection Day to you all!!

    Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2026 07:45 AM (wLjpr)

    21 one hour sober

    Delta was there. Some details hopefully will be in a CENTCOM briefing.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

    22 I haven't heard any more about Iraqi militia columns Iran called in to shoot the disgruntled. I guess they got the message after we hit the first one.

    Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2026 07:47 AM (Riz8t)

    23 What's the Colonel's name?

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

    24 {{{Moki }}}

    He is risen.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

    25 Two articles, and photos at twz dot com.

    twz = the war zone

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (AkEZC)

    26 I need coffee.

    And proof-reading lessons.
    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Sco7b)


    Ace has previously stated that proof-reading is gay. Given the frequency with which he breaks the blog, I think he's serious.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

    27
    75 miles over mountainous terrain in a day and a half? Injured?

    c'mon man
    I used to have the Daily Mail bookmarked- I don't look at their site anymore because it's all tabloid garbage- and half their stories are behind a paywall anyway

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

    28 The American left is having a horrible day. First it’s Easter. Religious holiday, then an American airman was successfully recused behind enemy lines.

    Screaming at the sky deep in the woods.

    Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 07:50 AM (jZ3ZM)

    29 Archimedes

    Iran is a large nation. A less conspicuous security force crossing the border may work for a while.

    Time to arm the Immortal Guard.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

    30 b"h

    A Joyous Easter to all the Christian morons

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

    31 Don Black

    Same here. DM used to have good coverage, but went too far left and greedy.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

    32 Happy Easter everyone. Definitely a blessed morning.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2026 07:53 AM (19SAM)

    33 One can see the hand of Providence in this miraculous rescue at Easter.

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (ZxPkt)

    34 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?

    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

    35 Don Black

    So many potential points of failure. I am very happy for the good outcome.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

    36 Meanwhile on Good Friday, my Congress-thing, a progressive blonde skirt named Brittany, was tweeting about all the money Hegseth 'wasted' on surf n' turf for the troops.
    I gotta get outta this place.

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 07:57 AM (ZxPkt)

    37 Good morning and Happy Easter!

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 07:57 AM (QMAsf)

    38 We are blessed.

    Have a great day, everyone.

    Spread the good news.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

    39 With Daily Mail, you have to sperate out the obvious tabloid, clickbait junk from the real news reporting. They have been first to report on many breaking news events over the years.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (Y1sOo)

    40 What's the Colonel's name?
    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)


    Does not appear to have been released as of yet

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 07:58 AM (QMAsf)

    41 *separate

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (Y1sOo)

    42 Saikat Chakrbarti's qualifications for Congress according to his ads

    -AOC and Bernie love him
    -Stood up against the genocide in Gaza
    -Wrote the Green New Deal
    -Replace the Establishment!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

    43 Buck Throckmorton

    Thank you for putting up this post. GTG.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

    44 Great news.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (CHHv1)

    45 Awesome news!

    Posted by: Statman at April 05, 2026 08:00 AM (LfFNv)

    46 Names of both pilot and WSO might not be released for fear of families getting doxxed.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:01 AM (gm9Sb)

    47 Eric Swallwell's qualifications for governor according to his ads

    -Prosecuted Trump
    -Make California Affordable

    Endorsed by California Nurses Association, California Dental Association, and Uber

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

    48 @amyswearer
    To recap, from the standpoint of local time:

    Shot down early on Good Friday. Rescued Easter Sunday morning.

    If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)

    49 Said a little prayer for the airman last night. Woke up to read he was rescued. On Easter. I cheered out loud and scared my cat. Just wow!!!

    Posted by: smokin' cat turd at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (KXId6)

    50 If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)
    ====

    It will be one day soon.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

    51 What's the Colonel's name?
    ——-

    During World War Two, it was customary in news reports to give the hometown. Sometimes their street address. This is not done any longer.

    Remember the OPM hack? Well - it wasn’t a hack. They outsourced database file management to a Chinese cutout firm. With access to Root. If you don’t know what that means, you probably don’t want to know, from a counterintelligence perspective.

    Anyway everyone and anyone who worked or works for the government had their personal and personnel information leaked to the bad guys.

    This includes next of kin information, addresses, that kind of thing. It’s comforting to think that while someone is held as a POW, our enemies at home or abroad could be harassing relatives at home, or worse.

    Nice, huh? Just one of so very many outrages during the Barky regime.

    But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

    America. What a Country!

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (0Dsks)

    52 Martini Farmer. Thanks for the twz link. The US still has the best military in the world. May they be safe in all of their endeavors.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (2NHgQ)

    53 It will be one day soon.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

    With Hollywood casting a black actress in the role of the rescued WSO

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:07 AM (Y1sOo)

    54 Is the Weapons System Officer female?

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

    55 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

    Then, they're considered a democrat.

    Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 08:09 AM (5xuJ/)

    56 Democrats and America haters hardest hit.

    Posted by: DeusExMachina at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (cmlrb)

    57 But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

    America. What a Country!
    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:06 AM (0Dsks)
    ====

    I got two such notices of data breaches just last week.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

    58 Thanks be to God! Happy Easter, everyone!

    Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (afFes)

    59 Not female.

    "At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine"

    Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2026 08:10 AM (QMAsf)

    60 Is the Weapons System Officer female?
    ———

    How could one determine that?? Impossible

    Posted by: Action Jackson at April 05, 2026 08:11 AM (0Dsks)

    61 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0)

    62 He is Risen! Happy Easter to all who celebrate! And so very thankful for the airman's rescue. I'm sure the Left is seething at their lost cudgel to beath PDJT about the head. G*d is great!

    Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)

    63 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half

    --

    Skip, I think splitting the baby is the best case scenario. I fear we won't even get that.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

    64
    Even with VPN I'm inundated with calls, emails and texts from frauds.

    Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)

    65 >>Is the Weapons System Officer female?

    No, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to cast a black (maybe trans, too) actress anyway and call it "based upon real events."

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)

    66 I am waiting for end of June to see how the Supreme Court splits the bsby in half
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0)


    The Constitution doesn't say that the children of people on a daytrip to the US are citizens but you cannot make this determination via EO, only Congress can do that via legislation.

    Which is probably the correct decision, since EOs get rescinded and whatnot, but it means that it'll never happen because Congress is treasonous.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

    67 > Remember the OPM hack? Well - it wasn’t a hack. They outsourced database file management to a Chinese cutout firm. With access to Root. If you don’t know what that means, you probably don’t want to know, from a counterintelligence perspective.
    ----------
    I was part of all that, as a former fed employee. Nowhere near important enough to actually be at risk, but the amount of suspect junk mail about nonexistent "cloud accounts" and the like has never stopped since.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (AkEZC)

    68 Besides propaganda value, a senior officer, also a weapons system officer, would be a real intelligence plum both to the Iranians and parties they would auction him off to.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:16 AM (gm9Sb)

    69 Saw only officer was a Colonel, thought usually WSO is 2nd but who knows what the operation was .

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:17 AM (Ia/+0)

    70 Meanwhile on Good Friday, my Congress-thing, a progressive blonde skirt named Brittany, was tweeting about all the money Hegseth 'wasted' on surf n' turf for the troops.
    I gotta get outta this place.

    --

    That's coincidental. I think about all the money that's wasted on Congress-things like her for her overly lavish salary, golden benefits and perks that none of them deserve.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

    71 No, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to cast a black (maybe trans, too) actress anyway and call it "based upon real events."
    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:15 AM (Y1sOo)


    Hispanic. Chopper sets down, WTO thinks they're there to rescue him. Out steps ICE who gun him down. Scene change to OrangeManBad laughing in the Oval Office. Fade to black.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

    72 69 There's been many instances where the WSO, BN, RIO, whatever is senior to the pilot. Pilot is still aircraft commander.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:19 AM (gm9Sb)

    73 I'm guessing he's actually a light colonel (O-5).

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Y1sOo)

    74 Man, I bet some on the left are crying now...

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 08:21 AM (diia5)

    75 By my recollection, by tje time you reach full Colonel your at least higher than squadron Commander.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:22 AM (Ia/+0)

    76 Seems there are reports coming out of Iran...oh. Nevermind.

    Meanwhile in the news, The Epstein Files...

    Posted by: This Is CNN at April 05, 2026 08:23 AM (jRlwL)

    77 It must suck to be the Iranian search party Skipper right now, confined to a room with three ayatollahs screaming at him while the executioner gets things ready.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:23 AM (gm9Sb)

    78 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

    Thanks, dear, and a blessed Passover to you and your family!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:24 AM (Nx5jP)

    79 It must suck to be the Iranian search party Skipper right now, confined to a room with three ayatollahs screaming at him while the executioner gets things ready.
    Posted by: bill in arkansas


    I think it's the minor-tollahs now.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 08:24 AM (diia5)

    80 Military Times:
    Commentary: Leave no one behind: A commitment we must continue to make, August 2020

    Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 05, 2026 08:26 AM (NFX2v)

    81 My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)

    82 Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM

    Well said!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:29 AM (rZCVI)

    83 JackStraw. Exactly. Wish I could up vote your comment.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2NHgQ)

    84 So tell me, in our 250 years as a country with countless episodes of "Pentagon reform" why have we never adopted consistent titles for all of the branches of military service?
    Sure, tradition and history and all that.
    But there are no Sargeants in the Navy or Admirals in the Army, yet there are Lieutenants and Captains in both, but of unequal rank.
    If you're just joe average civilian it's very confusing and you're always at risk of accidentally insulting someone.
    Oh, and then there's the 37 different flavors of Admiral...

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

    85 What Jack Straw said!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:31 AM (MIIRH)

    86 Skip, I think splitting the baby is the best case scenario. I fear we won't even get that.
    Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

    Foregone conclusion, I'm afraid. These judges are too removed from current reality, lost within their legal involutions -- always an occupational hazard or defect. Do any of them see themselves as American patriots at all? Conversely, Roberts personally despises Trump and will deny him a victory of this magnitude. Coney-Barrett, per usual, will tag along with Roberts.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at April 05, 2026 08:31 AM (E2lD7)

    87 Quarter Twenty don't blame us, the Europeans started it

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (Ia/+0)

    88 Picturing Owen Wilson running cross-country with Gene Hackman giving him mapping positions in golf course code. Getting the downed pilot to the LZ.

    Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (jZ3ZM)

    89 Reports suggest the CIA was involved in tracking the WSO and leading a "deception" effort to confuse the Iranians looking for him.

    Also, MQ-9 "Reaper" drones were used to attack Iranian searchers as they got within 3km of the WSO.

    The searchers were blown up. Real good.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (AkEZC)

    90 in this Truth Social, Trump says the 2nd rescued pilot was seriously wounded
    also, press conference on the rescue, Monday 1pm

    https://x.com/RapidResponse47/
    status/2040760599596904455

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)

    91 >>By my recollection, by tje time you reach full Colonel your at least higher than squadron Commander.

    Which is why I stated in @73 that he's probably a light colonel (O-5)

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:33 AM (Y1sOo)

    92 >>>>My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.
    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)
    *****
    Well said JackStraw. My sentiments exactly. G-d bless and protect our military, PDJT, the USA and Israel. Happy Easter to all.

    Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 05, 2026 08:33 AM (S+2Xo)

    93 Oh, and then there's the 37 different flavors of Admiral...

    Five. There are five, same as Generals.

    1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore is only used during wartime or something.
    2 stars - Rear Admiral.
    3 stars - Vice Admiral.
    4 stars - Admiral.
    5 stars - Fleet Admiral. Also a wartime only rank.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

    94 84 When afloat, you might have a USMC Captain. O-3. The Captain of the ship could be any rank, but is addressed as Captain. Also aboard is a Navy Captain, O-6, addressed as Captain. And then you throw in the Navy First Lieutenant, not a rank but a job description.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:35 AM (gm9Sb)

    95 The Supreme Court will do something like
    These who are here get to stay, those afterwards are out

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Ia/+0)

    96 JackStraw, Indeed. These are the best of times.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (qFwJc)

    97 24 {{{Moki }}}

    He is risen.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

    {{{NaCly}}}. Hugs and love to you my friend!!! I hope you have a blessed day today! And yes, this is most wonderful news!!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (wLjpr)

    98 A hostage video before the midterms is still likely.

    Posted by: Sid at April 05, 2026 08:36 AM (kTAco)

    99 It's amazing the percentage of Medal of Honor recipients who receive the award because they defied orders and went back to get people the brass had given up hope on. How amazing it is to have a CiC who has the same attitude of confidence and hope.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:37 AM (lFFaq)

    100 and we all hope you are the star of it!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:37 AM (MIIRH)

    101 woohoo! 100th without even trying!

    (what did I win?)

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:38 AM (MIIRH)

    102 There was a time during the Great Leap Forward, the PRC did away with ranks in the army.

    Yeah. That worked out well.

    Posted by: Chun King at April 05, 2026 08:38 AM (jRlwL)

    103 To make it more confusing, Lt. Colonels are often informally addressed as simply "colonel" just as Lt. Commanders in the Navy are informally addressed as simply "commander."

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y1sOo)

    104 >Five. There are five, same as Generals.

    1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore is only used during wartime or something.
    2 stars - Rear Admiral.
    3 stars - Vice Admiral.
    4 stars - Admiral.
    5 stars - Fleet Admiral. Also a wartime only rank.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:34 AM
    ----
    So who's in the upper half?

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

    105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

    106 The French revolution tried to redesign ranks, the Communists after the Russian Revolution did as well. Can't do class warfare and look like you are going to copy the classes. They did so shows its a tried system.

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0)

    107 But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

    America. What a Country!
    Posted by: Common Tater


    Mine lasted a few years but I'm still an active employee. I don't want to think about what happens when I do foreign travel and my name comes up at the wrong time. And I'm not really a big name.

    But yeah; thanks to the feds who thought that nothing could go wrong with letting China have access to this database.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (+NIRm)

    108 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    Is that an actual post from him? He's not generally given to vulgarity.

    Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (H5Io+)

    109 thank you, BD!

    that is EXACTLY what I voted for!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (MIIRH)

    110 My lib little sis made me a nameplate that says "Supreme Commander" so I've got that going for me.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

    111 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

    It made me smile, I cannot imagine any other President recently saying that while they sell us down the river and don't care about Americans left behind.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (Nx5jP)

    112 >>1 star - Rear Admiral (lower half), because the perfectly cromulent name Commodore

    was too confusing for midwits who called Commodores 'Commander'.

    Posted by: Chickenwoman at April 05, 2026 08:42 AM (NcvvS)

    113 A high ranking Navy guy during the “war years” basically got arrested at Los Alamos by the Army gate guard. “Sir, you should see his uniform! Phony as a 3 dollar bill.”

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (dMvru)

    114 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    heh. From the comments:

    Attacking national infrastructure is a war crime!

    People like that think when Americans respond in any way other than baring our necks for the knife, it's a war crime. It must suck for him to be this way but his parents probably never taught him better.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (+NIRm)

    115 For years to come the WSO will hear from all sorts of people he meets, "You were that guy? I was praying for you!"

    Posted by: Vendette at April 05, 2026 08:43 AM (pJK38)

    116 Well, our resident gloom mongers will have a tough time with this...

    Well done.

    *raises coffeve in salute*

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

    117 83 JackStraw. Exactly. Wish I could up vote your comment.
    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2NHgQ)

    Same!

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 08:44 AM (h7ZuX)

    118 There were casualties. There were no deaths. There were injuries onboard the rescue helicopters.

    Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (uA2IU)

    119
    *kicks dirt*

    Posted by: Resident gloom monger at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

    120 was too confusing for midwits who called Commodores 'Commander'."

    "She's a brick.... house"

    /oh. "The" Commodores.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

    121 81 My favorite part about the rescue of the pilot is the entire world now knows how far we will go to save the life of one of ours under this leadership. That's the America I love and I don't give a damn what any other country thinks about us.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m)


    This. This is the America I served, my husband served, my dad served. This is worth fighting for, people. Don't let the leftist fools tell you otherwise. They see through a mirror so dark it's a stone wall.

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (wLjpr)

    122 113 Naval Officer uniforms look pretty close world wide. In the early 40s, a London Times reporter dressed up in a full Kriegsmarine uniform and walked the busy streets of London for hours. Nobody batted an eye.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026 08:45 AM (gm9Sb)

    123 I wouldn't be able to upvote Straw's comment because he called him a pilot. The rest of it, though, yeah...

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 08:46 AM (Y1sOo)

    124 105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx
    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

    I sense a Big Bada Boom coming soon.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:46 AM (UA2di)

    125 > Then, they're considered a democrat.
    Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 05, 2026 08:09 AM (5xuJ/)

    Many times you become a Demoocrat in the place where you die.

    I remember a number of years back when an expansion of O'Hare forced a cemetery to be moved.

    The big argument was over who was gonna get the votes.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (qpyNK)

    126 Would PDT say "praise allan"

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

    127 This rescue shines light on the disaster in Benghazi by Hillary Clinton/Obama.
    Then the old hag blamed it on some video some dude made. And the corrupt media backed her.

    Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (jZ3ZM)

    128 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx
    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Y+4g7)

    He needs to follow through on this. If he gives ground, the leftists will be crowing about him backing down again. Once you say it, do it. I expect he will and to see leftist tears on Tuesday.

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (1Ff7Z)

    129 126 Would PDT say "praise allan"

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

    That's the tell that it's garbage. He wouldn't.

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (wLjpr)

    130 There was pay phone in one of the barracks I lived in base. If it rang it was usually someone looking to get a hold of a troopie not necessarily for official biz.

    Anyway I was walking by one day and it rang. I liked to answer it “Supreme Allied Headquarters. How may i help you?”

    Long pause. “Who is this!?” the caller demanded. He sounded pissed off. And probably a lot higher in rank than me.

    Wheels turn. “Well you don’t know, do ya?” Etc. Much hilarity ensued.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (dMvru)

    131 There's been many instances where the WSO, BN, RIO, whatever is senior to the pilot. Pilot is still aircraft commander.
    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2026


    ***
    In the Navy, too, the captain of the boat is the captain, no matter his rank. JFK was a Lt. J.G., but he was still the "skipper" of PT-109.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (wzUl9)

    132 moki, big hug dear lady.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug)

    133 11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)


    DailyMail also says he climbed to nearly 7000 feet to avoid capture. They do not say what altitude he began at when he landed. The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!

    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

    134 132 moki, big hug dear lady.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug)

    Hugs to you as well! A blessed Easter to you!!!

    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (wLjpr)

    135 Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

    That is a crap talking point, man.

    Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2026 08:52 AM (xOzlX)

    136 It doesn't all add up to me, "

    They're reporters. All gunz are Glocks. Or ARs... or sometimes AKs. The newz is a useful source of entertainment, mostly.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

    137 Is that an actual post from him? He's not generally given to vulgarity.
    Posted by: Halfhand at April 05, 2026 08:41 AM (H5Io+)

    Maybe he's channeling Chesty Puller this morning.

    He's probably tired, but high on the success, and does not give a f**k about propriety right now.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (h7ZuX)

    138 I realize no one around the world takes deadlines seriously any more because for 50 years or more, weak western leaders like Carter, Clinton, and Obama always backed away and said “never mind” whenever one of their deadlines passed with no one doing anything.

    It’s going to take a year or two of Trump doing exactly what he says to make believers out of them.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (UA2di)

    139 Historically, "commodore" was a job, not a rank. Being put in charge of a multi-ship operation made you a commodore for the duration of that operation, but your actual rank did not change.


    It's been made into a rank a few times over the years, but not at present in USN.

    Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2026 08:53 AM (qpyNK)

    140 yeah, that potty-mouth Truth Social post sounds fake

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

    141 11 From the Daily Mail *pile of salt*, the WSO walked 75 miles away from the crash site in 36 hours. Glad to see air crew fitness standards are high.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)


    DailyMail also says he climbed to nearly 7000 feet to avoid capture. They do not say what altitude he began at when he landed. The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!
    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

    I guess DM is helping keep alive the legend of how Americans act when in a tough spot.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:54 AM (lFFaq)

    142 The vulgarity is not a problem but the praise part is pure bullshit.

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:55 AM (+nEug)

    143 The photos of destroyed aircraft released by the Iranians show what looks to me to be six-bladed helicopter hubs. Disinfo? It doesn't all add up to me, but however it went down, I salute everyone involved in the planning and execution!
    Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2026 08:51 AM (5rh/l)

    I believe those photos are of the C-130 remains.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 08:55 AM (UA2di)

    144 So who's in the upper half?
    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)


    1 & 2 star Admirals are both "Rear Admiral". Officially, the 1 star guys are designated "lower half" to differentiate them from the 2 star guys. I guess (speculation) that they use that because the 1 star guys got all pissy about having a title which didn't have the word admiral in it.

    Flag officers tend to be whiny little bitches.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

    145 Thank you, Father God
    and God bless President Trump.

    Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (FMtrg)

    146 I wondered if since they were separated the officer missing had to travel far and fast

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Ia/+0)

    147 Great News


    fyi avoid comments at 'twz = the war zone'.
    It's a shame they have some good articles.
    During 4 years of Biden presidency the TDS never let up. Usually has nothing to do with whatever is posted.

    Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at April 05, 2026 08:57 AM (KaHlS)

    148 Grab your reading glasses and head upstairs
    BOOK THREAD IS NOOD

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Ia/+0)

    149 CNN is reporting that tweet from PDT

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

    150 If someone is born on the Moon, do they automatically become a citizen of the Moon? Likewise, what if they are born on Uranus?
    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026


    ***
    If we had a Luna City (as we should have had since 1980), I doubt they would have hordes of illegals clamoring to get in up there. If someone is born on the Moon, his parents wanted to be there and would no doubt be citizens.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

    151 I spent years traveling around the world on business and nowhere was I condescended to and looked down on more than Europe just for being an American. The majority opinion I got was Americans were loud, obnoxious and uncouth unlike our fellow North American neighbors in Canada.

    Something much bigger is happening right now than just taking down the terrorist regime in Iran. The reactions of our so called allies and laid bare something that has been hinted at for years. We are on our own. Nobody is going to come to our aid unless absolutely forced by their own self-interest.

    The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

    152 "Phony as a 3 dollar bill.”

    Was he wearing Dress Whites?

    Yeah. The guy probably sells Ice Cream out of a truck.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (qFwJc)

    153 105 Have you read Trump's latest unminced-worded post?

    https://tinyurl.com/2zxrtpmx

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump
    Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy
    bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!
    Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (fNISR)

    154 Would PDT say "praise allan"

    Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)

    That's the tell that it's garbage. He wouldn't.
    Posted by: moki at April 05, 2026 08:49 AM (wLjpr)


    Apparently he did, though.

    Here's the direct link to the post.

    https://tinyurl.com/3k4626fc

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

    155 I spent years traveling around the world on business and nowhere was I condescended to and looked down on more than Europe just for being an American."

    This. Asia? Fine - even welcoming. Urrup? PITA. They can go stew for all I care.

    Posted by: man at April 05, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

    156 If you're born on the moon, you're a lunatic

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

    157 CNN is reporting that tweet from PDT
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Newsmax, too.

    Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:03 AM (F3Dlr)

    158 Personally, I wish he wouldn't post shit like that. Just do it. Talk about it after BDA.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (Y1sOo)

    159 According to some reports, 2 C-130's went into Iran with troops and carrying 2, possibly 4 AH-6 "Little Bird" helicopters used by the 160th SOAR. All those aircraft were sacrificed / destroyed when the two 130's became stuck in sand.

    3 Additional C-130's were dispatched to evacuate all involved, including the WSO.

    But... an "austere" airbase was setup inside Iran for this entire effort. And we pulled it off.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 09:04 AM (AkEZC)

    160 Something much bigger is happening right now than just taking down the terrorist regime in Iran. The reactions of our so called allies and laid bare something that has been hinted at for years. We are on our own. Nobody is going to come to our aid unless absolutely forced by their own self-interest.“

    We offfered them a chance to be a part of a great victory at little or no cost the themselves - they turned us down. Instead they sucked up to the losers and pissed off the winners. Idiots. I don’t see NATO surviving this.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 09:05 AM (UA2di)

    161 >>We offfered them a chance to be a part of a great victory at little or no cost the themselves - they turned us down. Instead they sucked up to the losers and pissed off the winners. Idiots. I don’t see NATO surviving this.

    I don't either. Certainly not in its current form. The days of our allies getting a free ride from the US are over.

    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (viF8m)

    162 allan who?

    Posted by: I gotta ask at April 05, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

    163 allan who?
    Posted by: I gotta ask

    He's like Todd.
    When it all goes to Hell, thank him, cause he's the one to blame.

    Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:20 AM (F3Dlr)

    164 I think the "praise allah" bit is just a twist of the knife.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (h7ZuX)

    165 51. But - I did get a FREE 6 Month “Lifelock” Subscription!

    America. What a Country!
    Posted by: Common Tater

    Two years if fingerprints, physical fitness exams, etc. were 'lost.'

    Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 05, 2026 09:25 AM (NFX2v)

    166 We travel to the Netherlands on Wednesday and I have to say I'm a bit nervous. We're on a river cruise with excursions along the way. We'll be soft targets and unlike our vacation years ago, that included a stop in Egypt during the Arab Spring, we won't have an armed escort. I already experienced a missile out of gaza that traveled over our hotel in 2023, hoping my good luck continues. I do expect to be treated even worse as a crass American than previously, due to our stance on gaza and the action in iran.

    Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2026 09:31 AM (2NHgQ)

    167 Does Jesus believe the life of some people is more important than others?

    Posted by: Paul at April 05, 2026 09:33 AM (69npe)

    168 164 I think the "praise allah" bit is just a twist of the knife.
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2026 09:21 AM (h7ZuX)


    I agree

    Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2026 09:40 AM (mAxUt)

    169 So "allan" is a typo?

    Posted by: I gotta ask at April 05, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

    170 So "allan" is a typo?
    Posted by: I gotta ask

    I think it is used in a mocking/insulting manner.
    Much like when referring to satan some use stan.

    I think Trump is mocking the Iranians/allah by telling them all credit/blame for their peril goes to him.

    Posted by: old chick at April 05, 2026 09:54 AM (F3Dlr)

    171 Great news!

    Happy Easter.

    He is Risen!

    Alleluia!

    Posted by: Mick at April 05, 2026 09:58 AM (HFx9z)

    172 The UK media is very sad about this and are hoping for the US to fail. Time to end NATO and move everything out of Western Europe, men, machinery, money. Blow up the buildings as we go

    Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 09:58 AM (kJmLc)

    173 The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.
    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

    Exactly. Time to pull out.

    Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (kJmLc)

    174 The media must be FURIOUS right now. They really needed a propaganda win, and they were hoping against hope for video of a gruesomely tortured American hostage who could be used as a bargaining chip, and a cudgel to be used on Trump.

    No such luck.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2026 10:08 AM (BI5O2)

    175 >>No such luck.

    We're not done with deep strike missions according to Trump, so they have hope that it could still happen.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 10:27 AM (Y1sOo)

    176 This would also be a good time to remember all the PJs, aircrew (someone has to get them there) who have died in training as well as real world operations to make such happen.

    Posted by: epador at April 05, 2026 10:35 AM (TRnzq)

    177 realDonald Trump
    Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,


    Boom Boom out go the lights

    Posted by: Pat Travers at April 05, 2026 10:44 AM (FhXTo)

    178 realDonald Trump
    Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one,

    Also going to be a lot of sick leave taken by the staff.

    Nobody left but a turban praying over a turbine.

    Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2026 10:46 AM (FhXTo)

    179 If you'd like to geek out on all the Internet sleuthing figuring out where all this went down in Iran, check out C Schmitz on X.

    https://tinyurl.com/cxs7d9wt

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2026 11:07 AM (AkEZC)

    180 173 The opposite is also true. Something has to change with our various alliances including NATO. Perhaps particularly NATO. This is exactly what I voted for.
    Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

    Exactly. Time to pull out.
    Posted by: night lifted at April 05, 2026 10:00 AM (kJmLc)

    Y'all love power projection, but hate power projection.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:18 PM (hJH5n)

    181 Funny how Paul talks of Jesus when to him, God is the State and whoever is running that State is Christ.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 05, 2026 03:19 PM (hJH5n)

    182 Does your blog have a contact page? I'm having a tough time locating it but, I'd like to send you an email.

    I've got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
    Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it
    develop over time.

    Posted by: fun88 at April 06, 2026 01:41 AM (AXpGZ)

    Daily Tech News 5 April 2026

    Top Story



    Tech News



    Musical Interlude






    Disclaimer: The red light just means your computer is on fire.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 !!

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:01 AM (MbRpR)

    2 America, fuck yeah!

    Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 05, 2026 04:01 AM (vFawh)

    3 ONT alerted.

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (MbRpR)

    4 w00t

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (fNISR)

    5 clarence firsted and nooded
    whoo-hoo!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:03 AM (fNISR)

    6 Guten morgen, horde.

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:08 AM (MbRpR)

    7
    Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

    https://is.gd/lT5yU8

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

    8 BOING!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 04:11 AM (Y+4g7)

    9 Rejoinder: HA! I meant to do that.

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:11 AM (MbRpR)

    10 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:19 AM (MbRpR)

    11 >>>Disclaimer: The red light just means your computer is on fire.

    Thank you. I was wondering what that w

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:20 AM (fNISR)

    12 I'm still working on all the Fool music videos from the last couple ONTs, and now I have Bunny songs too... so I finally figured out a system. I moved all those music tabs to another window on the laptop screen, which is off to the left of the big monitor, so I can play them and read the blog at the same time! It's the little things sometimes.

    Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 04:22 AM (Sy6m/)

    13 7 Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

    https://is.gd/lT5yU8
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

    haha!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:23 AM (fNISR)

    14 7 Artemis crew was looking right down at Pixy in these shots:

    https://is.gd/lT5yU8
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:10 AM (w6EFb)

    NASA
    @NASA
    This view just hits different 🌍

    @Astro_Christina
    and
    @astro_reid
    take a moment to look back at Earth as they continue deep into space toward the Moon.

    ---

    Her hair's a mess.

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:24 AM (fNISR)

    15 Does Astronaut Reid only have half a face?

    Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 04:34 AM (jstR0)

    16 15 Does Astronaut Reid only have half a face?
    Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 04:34 AM (jstR0)

    It's a silhouette!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:37 AM (fNISR)

    17 Sale on while store lasts:

    https://tinyurl.com/5n8f7ky7

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 04:37 AM (Y+4g7)

    18 There's another photo of astro_reid on his 𝕏 site.

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:38 AM (fNISR)

    19 Another good one from a "media event" as they call it from Victor Glover:

    https://is.gd/9VvQoS

    You're see what they call the "Overlook Effect" hitting him like a freight train there. He's reflecting and pondering. There have been only, what 24 men before who have seen the earth from that far away, and that small a "blue marble" with their own eyes. The effect occurs in orbit, with the earth looming much larger, but this, this is really something, the Blue Marble POV.

    Note his words, "Oasis in nothingness". It's hitting him big time. This is a quite profound experience.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:38 AM (w6EFb)

    20 >> Her hair's a mess.

    Her's is pretty tame compared to some. Like SUnni Williams, and others.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 04:41 AM (w6EFb)

    21 Artemis II/Date
    Wed, Apr 1, 2026 – Sat, Apr 11, 2026

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:48 AM (fNISR)

    22 Mornin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 04:51 AM (Kdi1r)

    23 Elon retweeted a photo posted at astro_reid.

    Elon Musk retweeted
    Reid Wiseman
    @astro_reid
    7h
    There are no words.

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:53 AM (fNISR)

    24 Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty - We Got Him' -- Missing US F-15 Crew Member Rescued In Iran
    Last updated (GMT/UTC): April 05, 2026. 🎉.

    Keep the Artemis II Updates coming. 👍

    Happy Easter! 🐣 🐰

    Posted by: L No nic at April 05, 2026 04:54 AM (NFX2v)

    25 Artemis II crew members

    Nasa astronauts
    Reid Wiseman
    Victor Glover
    Christina Koch

    Canadian Space Agency astronaut
    Jeremy Hansen

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:57 AM (fNISR)

    26 BBC

    'Absolutely spectacular': Artemis II crew see first glimpse of far side of Moon
    ...
    The crew shared a photo they took of the Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:59 AM (fNISR)

    27 tech

    Nikita Bier
    @nikitabier
    Apr 4
    We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:01 AM (fNISR)

    28 10 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?
    Posted by: clarence



    Yes. They were too busy spying on the normal half of America.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (Kdi1r)

    29 >> Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

    That's surprising, but true. The Apollo missions were timed such that it was lunar morning on the near side (this had to do with thermal conditions on the surface for landing and moonwalking operations), and thus that side of the (near) far side was in the dark. Apollo 17's command module pilot, during his lonely orbits, managed to get some shots of it with "earthlight", but it's never been seen in full sunlight by human eyes.

    Here is it, just coming into view on the right side. It's the right most little dark spot:
    https://is.gd/JmVuEA

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (w6EFb)

    30 covfefe

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (fNISR)

    31 As we work
    From time to time
    Where shadows lurk
    And words still rhyme
    We see that the sun
    Will still rise
    And having fun
    Will be the prize



    fin

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 05:06 AM (MbRpR)

    32
    The geologists and planetary scientists go crazy over Mare Orientale. It's a young impact basin, only 3.7B years old, just a baby. And it's very pristine, and represents a sort of reference, textbook impact basin.

    It's been imaged in high resolution by the various lunar orbiters, but one of the NASA geologists this afternoon was almost squeeing like a schoolgirl at thought of human eyes on it, and providing descriptions. The Artemis crew had some intense geology training so they could learn the language to exhaustively describe what they were seeing.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:11 AM (w6EFb)

    33 Nikita Bier
    @nikitabier
    Apr 4
    We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing
    Posted by: m


    His account seems like a prime target for h@xxoring. Or a psilocybin overdose.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 05:12 AM (diia5)

    34 Another bit from "The Joy of Full Surrender" by Jean Pierre de Caussade ( 1675-1731). a French Jesuit priest . I am looking at the Paraclete Press version of his writings:

    "Let us continually repeat to all souls that the invitation of the Savior does not demand anything very difficult or extraordinary from them. He does not ask for talent and ingenuity. All he asks is that their wills be united to him, that he may guide, lead and befriend them accordingly."

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:13 AM (lQ+/f)

    35 G'morning, all!

    Early church today, so not much posting, and no morning walk.


    But....he is risen!

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2026 05:13 AM (iMotb)

    36 Story behind a great old hymn, "The Old Rugged Cross":

    https://tinyurl.com/4u68a92v

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:16 AM (lQ+/f)

    37 "He is risen indeed!" May you and your family and everyone who celebrates Easter have a glorious and blessed day!"

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:17 AM (lQ+/f)

    38 Morning, Tech Peeps

    He is risen

    Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2026 05:24 AM (AN2gy)

    39
    3D globe view of the Moon:

    https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

    That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

    As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

    40 Duck runs a marathon and gets a medal:

    https://tinyurl.com/4wvban24

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (lQ+/f)

    41 Yikes, finally got to the ONT's "Step By Step" by Eddie Rabbit, and going straight from Step 2 to Step 3 is how Missing Persons cases get started:

    1. Ask her out and treat her like a lady
    2. Tell her she's the one you're dreaming of
    3. Take her in your arms and never let her go

    That is terrible advice. We do not live in caves, and you cannot just not let a woman go at the end of your first date. People will miss her, they will track her down, and then they will track *you* down. Don't do it!

    Posted by: SciVo at April 05, 2026 05:27 AM (Sy6m/)

    42 >>> Her hair's a mess.

    It tiook me a few seconds to see that. I was wondering how there could be cobwebs in space.

    Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2026 05:27 AM (AN2gy)

    43 Christ the Lord is risen today.
    Hallelujah.

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 05:45 AM (SRRAx)

    44 Evening and morning to all on this Easter Sunday in 2026. May your prayers be heard; may your day be glorious and blessed.

    Here? It's about to rain. The chance of rain at 5 am last night was 37% on the CBS outlet's website; now it's 79%, and the radar shows rain a-comin'. I guess there'll no workout for me today, at least not this morning. The Robe is coming up on Movies! at the top of the hour, and I'm thinking scrambled egg tacos for breakfast.

    Whatchoo doin'?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

    45 29 >> Orientale basin of the Moon, which Nasa said marked "the first time the entire basin has been seen with human eyes".

    That's surprising, but true. The Apollo missions were timed such that it was lunar morning on the near side (this had to do with thermal conditions on the surface for landing and moonwalking operations), and thus that side of the (near) far side was in the dark. Apollo 17's command module pilot, during his lonely orbits, managed to get some shots of it with "earthlight", but it's never been seen in full sunlight by human eyes.

    Here is it, just coming into view on the right side. It's the right most little dark spot:
    https://is.gd/JmVuEA
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:03 AM (w6EFb)

    It's very beautiful!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 05:51 AM (fNISR)

    46 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

    He is Risen.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2026 05:52 AM (bQ4nt)

    47 He has Risen indeed
    Happy Easter everyone

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 05:57 AM (Ia/+0)

    48 Amazing views of the Moon, publius!

    I keep hoping there will be a long-abandoned alien base on the far side of the Moon.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

    49 Birdbath status?

    Posted by: Just Wondering at April 05, 2026 06:02 AM (2Ez/1)

    50 Beautiful hymn by Charles Wesley, "Christ the Lord is risen today" performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:

    https://tinyurl.com/3wfveh4v

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:05 AM (lQ+/f)

    51 39
    3D globe view of the Moon:

    https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

    That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

    As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

    Can you give us a couple of the theories?

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:07 AM (fNISR)

    52 What I can’t figure out, is the people who believe the Apollo program was fake.

    Even when I was a little kid, when the first photographs were published (we had to wait weeks in those days) the full color images of the lunar surface were spectacular. I can only imagine how awesome it was zooking 50 miles above at a thousand miles an hour. Instinctively even a little kid knows there is no way to fake that “magnificent desolation”.

    There is something inherently frightening about this big ole Universe. We’re pretty small, put it that way.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:08 AM (Z7bjG)

    53 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    Rejoinder: RED MEANS STOP!!!

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 06:14 AM (GDFK9)

    54 >> Can you give us a couple of the theories?

    I know just enough to be dangerous -- leading theory goes like this. First the most accepted theory of Moon formation is giant impact hypothesis. Mars side planet collided with proto-Erf. Spin/angular momentum plays a big role in just how this could work. That formed a "synestia":
    https://is.gd/5svMyP

    The outer part of that formed the Moon in orbit. It was much much closer. Both bodies were molten. Now, Moon started to cool, and the key is it tide locked quickly. Thus the near side was exposed to the much, much hotter earth than the far side. This caused a thermal gradient from the near to far side, which produced a much thicker crust on the far side.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 06:15 AM (w6EFb)

    55 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9

    Thank you for your most kind wishes and blessings!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:16 AM (ZeH0U)

    56
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2026 06:16 AM (tljrc)

    57 WOW

    39
    3D globe view of the Moon:

    https://is.gd/5pfIzJ

    That will look a little different than viewed from other, because the viewing point is much closer in that map. And it starts out lookin on the east side of the Moon, with the Sea of Crisis to the left. Rotate it to the right until you get the near side in view, then keep rotating right to bring the western limb side into view. You'll soon see Mare Orientale come into view, which looks like a giant bullseye.

    As you rotate around the surface, note how very different the far side looks compared to the near side. Why that it is, well there's quite a tale with various theories.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 05:25 AM (w6EFb)

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:17 AM (fNISR)

    58
    The other theory is two smaller Moons were formed after than initial impact. One was a lot smaller than the other They finally merged together after a while, but it was a more gentle sort of "melding together" type impact. The smaller moon made the far side. That's the other one, but the first one is the most accepted. But there are problems with it.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 06:20 AM (w6EFb)

    59 I keep hoping there will be a long-abandoned alien base on the far side of the Moon.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
    ---------
    According to "Mutineer's Moon," the entire Moon is an abandoned alien base/spaceship.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2026 06:21 AM (GDFK9)

    60 Thanks, publius!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:22 AM (fNISR)

    61 Will-sappingly warm and humid outside, as usual. No sign of rain yet.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

    62 I am finally vertical, wasn't sure I was going to get up

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:25 AM (Ia/+0)

    63 Is Artemis orbiting the Moon now? The Apollo missions seemed to take about three days to get there, and yesterday was three days since the launch.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

    64
    https://www.nasa.gov

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:27 AM (fNISR)

    65 Is Artemis orbiting the Moon now? The Apollo missions seemed to take about three days to get there, and yesterday was three days since the launch.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)
    ---
    Nope. They are still about 76,000 miles away.

    Lunar flyby is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. They'll be traveling slow enough that it will take a few hours.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2026 06:29 AM (ESVrU)

    66

    NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

    https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

    Where the astronauts just moments ago gave that ca. 76,000 mile report! LIVE!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:31 AM (fNISR)

    67 The Artemis II crew is currently asleep.

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:33 AM (fNISR)

    68 Saw a headline 2nd F-15E crewman has been recovered

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Ia/+0)

    69
    205,118 miles from Earth
    75,820 miles to moon

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:36 AM (fNISR)

    70 That was a mission control Houston spokesman who made that miles-from-the-moon statement.

    66

    NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

    https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs

    Where the astronauts just moments ago gave that ca. 76,000 mile report! LIVE!
    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:31 AM (fNISR)

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 06:37 AM (fNISR)

    71 “Everyone with any experience knew this was a bad idea, but we were ignored.” - a truth common to almost every human organization.

    Greetings from the Carolinas. Spring rains today.

    Jesus saves.

    Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 05, 2026 06:38 AM (s8FIw)

    72 Great news, Skip. That was something that always gave me the worst feelings of dread. Dying/crashing/blown up is one thing. Getting captured and held prisoner is something else entirely.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:40 AM (DqnOM)

    73 Another big milestone will be when Artemis enters the Moon's Hill Sphere, others dubbed the lunar sphere of influence. This will be the point where the Moon's gravity becomes greater than the Earth's gravity. That is somewhere around 30k miles or so. That will happen this evening some time.

    Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 06:40 AM (w6EFb)

    74 Apollo was remiss, they should have put a “Wall Drug - 224,000 miles Next Exit” sign on the Moon.

    Free Ice Water!

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 06:42 AM (DqnOM)

    75 That was something that always gave me the worst feelings of dread. Dying/crashing/blown up is one thing. Getting captured and held prisoner is something else entirely.
    Posted by: Common Tater


    Sorry to put a partisan spin on this, but, we all know the trans-national left would have maximized his capture. And, I can only despise them so much.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 06:46 AM (diia5)

    76 Article at Legalinsurrection.com on crewman

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:46 AM (Ia/+0)

    77 "Resurrection power"- An Upper Room devotional based on Mark 16:1-8:

    https://tinyurl.com/2rwr78dw

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2026 06:48 AM (rZCVI)

    78 The sphere of influence thing plays a big role in a ballpark orbital mechanics approximation known as patched conics. This allows you to ballpark things like Tli burns and so forth and get estimates of fuel requirements and timing and so forth. It just gets you in the ballpark. For the final calculations you have to the full numerical integrations of the n-body equations.

    Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 06:52 AM (w6EFb)

    79 For the final calculations you have to the full numerical integrations of the n-body equations.
    Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone


    Ok, but what about the pancakes?

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 06:53 AM (diia5)

    80 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

    81 I never understood maudlin Christians.
    Rejoice, our Savior is born.
    Rejoice, our Savior is risen.

    Posted by: Accomack at April 05, 2026 06:56 AM (h/uot)

    82 Publius, you might find it interesting that there is (apparently) an entire school of conspiracy theory based around the position of the stars, dates, zodiac, and I don’t know what all, obscure masonic references, ancient Egyptians and the rest of it, with respect to Apollo landings. They gots charts and everything!

    I just wonder where people get the time to come up with this stuff. Amazingly convoluted, detailed nonsense. Reams and reams of it. In earlier decades maybe they would have been “institutionalized”. I can understand why. Didn’t say I liked it.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:00 AM (90Mjm)

    83 >>It just requires 10x the effort.

    Listen, I use AI everyday, pretty much all day, in various contexts, it literally is like magic.

    If you use it correctly.

    It's not a desert topping AND a floor wax.

    If you are a seasoned programmer and you know what you are doing, AI should dramatically increase your productivity and output, qualitatively, not just temporally.

    For instance, if I give it an api spec and say make a zod schema, it will do that in seconds. if I say, give me a dummy json with 1000 entries, with this criteria, seconds, it will supply what you need in seconds. If you say, check this 2000 line jsx for syntax errors, again seconds, or here is this class method, provide a validation function for it. And on and on

    The problem is people are simply thinking ai can hold the context of 1 million lines of code spread out amongst dozens to 1000s of files and being able to produce reliable results.

    AI is great for scaffolding the initial code, working on small subsets, and automating, small defined tasks. Not doing it all, at least not yet.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2026 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

    84 He is risen!

    Now I have two events to celebrate today. We got the WSO out, with all the rescuers. Some injuries to US forces, and from reports, many IRGC dead.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

    85 Daily Mail has details on the CSAR mission to extract the downed airman. Whether any of it is accurate remains to be seen.

    If it proves accurate, Hollywood will make a movie about this rescue, probably with Zendaya cast as the rescued weapon systems officer, though.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:03 AM (Y1sOo)

    86 I just wonder where people get the time to come up with this stuff. Amazingly convoluted, detailed nonsense. Reams and reams of it. In earlier decades maybe they would have been “institutionalized”. I can understand why. Didn’t say I liked it.
    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026


    ***
    I'm reminded of a character in John D. MacDonald's Condominium. Retired, he spends every day compiling data on conspiracy theories, until at last he concludes that They are sending the hurricane that will level the condo building and much of the area at the book's climax -- sending it directly at him, to silence him.

    He is drawn as paranoid, of course, but as the internally consistent, methodical type who does not hear voices or see things that aren't there. But his delusions inform everything he does.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

    87 Zendaya will be the rescuer.
    Ryan Gosling will be the WSO.

    Posted by: Accomack at April 05, 2026 07:05 AM (h/uot)

    88 Tater, yep I'm familiar with that. That's Richard Hoagland and his bunch, and Art Bell had him on with that stuff many times. Hoagie is the face on Mars guy.

    NASA is a secret cult of ancient knowledge still practicing the ancient Egyptian "religion". Which comes from an ancient advanced space faring civilization, which came from Mars. Or from earth which colonized Mars......

    Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 07:07 AM (w6EFb)

    89 The rain hath begun.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

    90 The USAAF and Army Aviation had some amazing survival kits and tech gear installed. Really cool gadgets. Fun stuff to train with.

    But what they discovered, the idea that a downed crewman was going to escape and evade for 3 months and live off the land, make spears and go fishing just didn’t happen very often.

    The most useful piece of survival gear is your radio or beacon. Realistically, you’re gonna get captured right away, or picked up by friendlies right away. Usually. All that survival gear is kind of moot.

    The pen flares are fun, and Doan’s magnesium bar, strobe, etc. Nice little fishing kit, too.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:11 AM (90Mjm)

    91 The Robe is on Movies! Ernest Thesiger, twenty years on from his creepy-hilarious turn as Dr. Pretorius in Bride of Frankenstein, plays the Emperor Tiberius with gravitas and a sense of humor.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

    92 88 Tater, yep I'm familiar with that. That's Richard Hoagland and his bunch, and Art Bell had him on with that stuff many times. Hoagie is the face on Mars guy.

    NASA is a secret cult of ancient knowledge still practicing the ancient Egyptian "religion". Which comes from an ancient advanced space faring civilization, which came from Mars. Or from earth which colonized Mars......
    Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at April 05, 2026 07:07 AM (w6EFb)

    missing snark tag!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:13 AM (fNISR)

    93 The pen flares are fun, and Doan’s magnesium bar, strobe, etc. Nice little fishing kit, too.
    Posted by: Common Tater


    I would like nothing more than to just wander off into a woods and go fishing forever. I think I would just hook my ankles, tho.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 07:14 AM (diia5)

    94 Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:11 AM (90Mjm)

    Don't forget the mostly useless sidearm.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:16 AM (Y1sOo)

    95 >>>And here's a version you can actually read. (CNN)
    The name is just a coincidence.

    What name? I missed the joke!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:18 AM (fNISR)

    96 The rain hath begun.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


    What caliber?

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026 07:20 AM (diia5)

    97 "Manual review?"

    Is that like code reviews?

    Doesn't anyone do Unit Testing and Integration Testing anymore.

    Yeah, I am "old school."

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 07:20 AM (qFwJc)

    98 one hour sober

    If you have to use your pistol, they are too close.

    Heinlein approves, however. The man is the danger, not the weapon. A pistol is better than nothing, even a K-Bar knife.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

    99 I did SERE in the mid-80s. We got to play with those toys found in the survival vest.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:22 AM (Y1sOo)

    100 100

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:23 AM (fNISR)

    101 G'mornin' everyone!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2026 07:24 AM (MIIRH)

    102 The rain hath begun.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
    *
    What caliber?
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Weak and underpowered. If a hurricane is a .600, this rain is more like a .25.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

    103 >>>>Saw a headline 2nd F-15E crewman has been recovered
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Ia/+0)
    ********
    Great news!!! Thanks for posting that Skip. I have been very anxious about the fate of the WSO and the thought of him being captured by the Iranians.

    Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 05, 2026 07:25 AM (rz+jU)

    104 N-body Equations used to tour with Blue Man group back in the day.

    Posted by: Music nerd at April 05, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

    105 The more I watch Richard Burton when he was young and not quite so mannered, the more I realize he would have made an interesting James Bond. If, that is, the first Bond film had been produced in '55 or '56. Imagine Moonraker, following the book, coming out in '56 in color, with someone like Orson Welles as Sir Hugo Drax.

    I thought I read somewhere that Fleming himself thought Burton would have made a solid Bond.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:27 AM (wzUl9)

    106 "Zendaya will be the rescuer.
    Ryan Gosling will be the WSO.
    Posted by: Accomack"

    Timothy Faggot will be Hegseth.

    mornin yall

    Posted by: Guy who misheard at April 05, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

    107 He is risen!

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 07:28 AM (GhIJO)

    108 Off, hard of hearing sock.

    Posted by: fd at April 05, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

    109 m

    On step, and for the win!
    + 6.022 x 10²³

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

    110 He is risen indeed!

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

    111 Wolfus that is a good thought, he does a fantastic job in Where Eagles Dare

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 07:31 AM (Ia/+0)

    112 How Australia Uses Claude: Findings from the Anthropic Economic Index
    Mar 31, 2026

    Anthropic is expanding to Australia.

    We’re opening a new office in Sydney in the coming weeks, and we’ve signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Australian government to cooperate on AI safety research and support the goals of Australia’s National AI Plan.

    https://tinyurl.com/4neja8rx

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:32 AM (fNISR)

    113 Looks like the IRCG, bitter enders all, want to wait us out. They are depending on Leftists in the US, muslim immigrants to the US, and the slavishly anti-American media. Sadly, we now have to hit Iran much harder.

    We torched 2 C-130s as the price of getting the WSO out. Very expensive. Aircrew must have soaring morale, to see the efforts we took to rescue one of their own.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

    114 nood

    April 05, 2026
    “WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran
    —Buck Throckmorton

    From President Trump at Truth Social

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:34 AM (fNISR)

    115 Skip

    Richard Burton would have been a good James Bond. But all the GRU or SPECTRA had to do was offer him first class booze.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

    116 Trump says the rescued WSO holds the rank of colonel. That would make him most likely the squadron's CO or XO.

    Posted by: one hour sober at April 05, 2026 07:38 AM (Y1sOo)

    117 A happy Easter to you, Pixy!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (fNISR)

    118 Wolfus that is a good thought, he does a fantastic job in Where Eagles Dare
    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026


    ***
    And that was much later. Check out his turn in 1953's The Desert Rats w/ James Mason playing Rommel. In one particular scene, as he is being questioned by Rommel, Burton projects some Connery and Daniel Craig mixed, to good effect.

    If he had done Bond, today we might be quoting "Bond, James Bond" in a Welsh accent instead of Scots.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:39 AM (wzUl9)

    119 Allen Dulles pointed out James Bond would have had a very thick file collected on him by the KGB by his first mission, and ….they would have killed him on his second.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:40 AM (tM8U8)

    120 Richard Burton would have been a good James Bond. But all the GRU or SPECTRA had to do was offer him first class booze.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2026


    ***
    Wasn't that John LeCarre's criticism of Bond -- that he would have switched sides if the Russians had offered him better women, liquor, and cigarettes?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:41 AM (wzUl9)

    121 Allen Dulles pointed out James Bond would have had a very thick file collected on him by the KGB by his first mission, and ….they would have killed him on his second.
    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026


    ***
    SMERSH did have a thick file on him. In From Russia we see them paging through it. We find it fascinating, and resent it when the general skips a page!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2026 07:42 AM (wzUl9)

    122 Happy Easter everyone.

    Good to see you FenelonSpoke.

    I don't understand Pope Leo. I think we are in the best of times.

    Perhaps the IRGC and all the Mullahs should gratefully accept their suffering and kiss the cross?

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 07:49 AM (qFwJc)

    123 Soviet cigarettes were not widely loved, I’m betting.

    Stalin had his favorite pipe tobacco sent via diplomatic pouch. They should have poisoned the SOB.

    America has always excelled at Cigarettes, Bourbon, and Nuclear weapons. Chocolate needs a little work, but we’re still a young country.

    Posted by: Common Tater at April 05, 2026 07:56 AM (0Dsks)

    124 - So, did they ever settle on a theory for why, when the first images from the JWST came back, we saw fully formed galaxies at distances where we were supposed to see galaxies in their earliest stages of formation?
    The two I saw were 'galaxies must have started forming much earlier than we thought' and 'the universe must be much older than we thought.'

    On the other hand, there was this guy...

    https://tinyurl.com/yt7yn475

    Posted by: TeeJ at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (LajFB)

    125 @amyswearer
    To recap, from the standpoint of local time:

    Shot down early on Good Friday. Rescued Easter Sunday morning.

    If it were a movie plot, we'd roll our eyes at it for being too on the nose but here we are in real life...

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 07:59 AM (znREB)

    126 Nood

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 08:04 AM (eZ5tL)

    127 - And then there's that thing where, according to the FLRW (big bang) metric, galaxies are supposed to appear smaller and smaller out to a red shift of 1.6(?), then start appearing larger and larger the further out you get.
    But published data from JWST images, well...

    https://tinyurl.com/2ssa7352

    Posted by: TeeJ at April 05, 2026 08:08 AM (LajFB)

    128 Didn't we used to have a spy service that would make people that hacked computers regret their continued existence?
    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:19 AM (MbRpR)

    Yes. I have an IRL friend who got a very creepy warning after stumbling across a site that should have been better secured.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2026 08:13 AM (lFFaq)

    129 Religious science for a Happy Easter

    A scientifically confirmed miracle. “Jesus Cures a Blind Man at Bethsaida”

    This is not a “living parable” as has been said for centuries. It’s a message across time. From the time of Christ to a time when where we understand eyes enough to know that when sight has been restored (or baby’s new eyes) the brain needs time to understand the 3d world that they are seeing. Jesus calibrates his eyes and this is the most important and misunderstood bible passage in the world. Because Peter’s testimony (on which Mark’s gospel is based) gives us a real scientifically confirmable miracle.

    22 And they came to Beth-sa′ida. And some people brought to him a blind man, and begged him to touch him. 23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the village; and when he had spit on his eyes and laid his hands upon him, he asked him, “Do you see anything?” 24 And he looked up and said, “I see men; but they look like trees, walking.” 25 Then again he laid his hands upon his eyes; and he looked intently and was restored, and saw everything clearly. 26 And he sent him away to his home, saying, “Do not even enter the village.”

    Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:06 PM (QXLqd)

    130 More religious Easter tech…

    thecatholicherald.com/article/ shroud-of-turin-dates-from-time-of-christ-scientists-reveal

    New technology places it as 2000 years old. The carbon dating was from the frayed edges that had been darned over time and had middle age material mixed within.

    He is Risen.

    Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:13 PM (QXLqd)

    131 Shroud of Turin tinyurl here…

    https://tinyurl.com/yjacxd6j

    Posted by: The Dog at April 05, 2026 02:14 PM (QXLqd)

    Saturday Night Club ONT - April 4, 2026 [D Squared]

    club-funky-bunny.jpg

    Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Please don't search for Easter Eggs until after Midnight. If you find the one with the "Lifetime Restroom Token" coupon, please see a staff member.

    *****

    Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

    Three guys died and ended up standing at the pearly gates in front of Saint Peter, who told them, "We're going to have a simple quiz just to make sure you’re ready for Heaven."

    He looked at one of the men and said, "What is Easter?"

    The first guy said, "Oh,that's easy. It's when the family gets together to have turkey and mashed potatoes and..."

    "No, no," said, Saint Peter, cutting him off. "That's Thanksgiving! Okay, who's next?"

    The next man said, "Very simple. It's when you get a tree and presents for everyone and ..."

    "No, no, no! That's Christmas," said Saint Peter. "Ok, last person give it a try."

    The third guy said, "Well, Easter is when Christ was crucified, his body was placed in a cave, and they rolled this HUGE boulder in front of it, and..."

    "Hey," Saint Peter yelled at the first two. "Listen up - you might learn something!"

    "So," the third guy continued, "then 3 days later they rolled that huge rock away from the cave, and if Jesus comes out and sees his shadow we’ve got three more weeks of winter."

    ---------

    While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

    The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."

    "That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

    "Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

    ---------

    april12026Dough.jpg


    *****

    Drink of the Night

    In honor of the Easter Bunny, try a Carrot Margarita!

    club-carrot-margarita.jpg

    Ingredients
    1 1/2 oz. blanco tequila
    1 oz. carrot juice
    3/4 oz. light amber agave
    1/2 oz. Amaro Nonino
    1/2 oz. fresh lime juice
    1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
    Ice
    1 carrot, halved lengthwise, plus 5 carrot tops


    Directions
    Step 1 - In a cocktail shaker, combine tequila, carrot juice, agave, amaro, lime juice, and cayenne. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.
    Step 2 - Strain into a pebble ice-filled Collins glass. Garnish with carrot and carrot tops.


    *****

    Club ONT Department of Sad News

    The Sydney Skinny is facing an uncertain future.

    This year, organisers of the famous naked swim known as The Sydney Skinny say the beloved event will not go ahead. It's due to the escalating costs of permits and insurances that come with a giant skinny dip.

    The annual charity swim at Cobblers Beach in Middle Head has become a bucket-list experience for thousands of enthusiasts willing to step outside their comfort zone, all for a good cause.

    Founded in 2013 by well-known author and speaker Nigel Marsh, The Sydney Skinny quickly gained international attention.

    On previous years, participants gathered at secluded Cobblers Beach, a legally designated nudist beach within Sydney Harbour National Park, where they stripped down for the swim itself before being wrapped in the event's iconic sarongs on exit. The event was deliberately untimed and inclusive, with swimmers choosing either a 300-metre or 900-metre course.

    Over the past two years, proceeds have been donated to the Charlie Teo Foundation, supporting vital brain cancer research.

    Despite its popularity, organisers say rising costs and a growing list of permits, including National Parks, Harbour Trust, Maritime authorities and multiple insurances, have made it untenable.

    What kind of a world do we live in when costs for permits and insurance make it too expensive to swim naked?


    *****

    Club ONT Department of Potty Precision

    This is either a standard Japanese toilet or the toilet on the Artemis rocket:

    april42026JPNtoilet.jpg

    *****

    Club ONT Department of Musical History

    The Lemmy-Ozzy connection

    Ozzy and Zakk Wylde developed the tune on piano first and then moved it to guitar. They had music, but no lyrics.

    Sharon Osbourne called Lemmy shortly after he moved to the U.S. and offered him "X amount of money" (his words) to write songs for Ozzy's No More Tears album. He accepted immediately.

    "I wrote six or seven sets of words, and Ozzy ended up using four of them: 'Desire,' 'I Don't Want To Change The World,' "Hellraiser' and 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'." Unsurprisingly, these tracks make up the high points of Osbourne’s album, and that was reflected in sales.

    "I made more money with those four songs for Ozzy than in 15 years with Motörhead,” he said before adding: "How absurd!"


    *****

    Club ONT Department of Decisions

    club-easter-candy.jpg

    *****


    The Club ONT Jukebox

    Hoppin' good tunes!





    *****

    Top 10ish Comments of the Week

    April42026berzeker.jpg
    April42026Bill.jpg
    april42026Taylor.jpg
    April42026BigToilet.jpg
    april42026observation.jpg
    April42026case.jpg
    april42026count.jpg
    april42026creepingdeath.jpg
    april42026debby.jpg
    april42026Gourmet.jpg
    april42026Mom.jpg
    April42026JellyBeans.jpg
    april42026spam.jpg

    *****

    Club ONT is brought to you tonight by the hip hopper

    club-yo-peeps.jpg

    *****

    Please ensure you have all of your belongings. Club ONT is not responsible for any bonnets left behind tonight. Unwanted candy can be left for the staff. No circus peanuts, please.

    Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 evenin'

    Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (FZOrC)

    2 I’m working on it...

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (48JDT)

    3 rd

    Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

    4 Good evening good people.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/)

    5 Wooo! ONT! Hi, nightwalkers!

    I'm only still up because:

    1. I'm still in my poker game
    2. Ten Commandments isn't over

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (h7ZuX)

    6 Thanks for the ONT.

    That is a good song, YD.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

    7 The big Arizona white guy, Krivaks or something, has made three offensive fouls in a row and they've all been ignored or called against Michigan.
    First was an elbow to the stomach of the tall skiinny Michigan center, and I think the original aim was a bit lower.
    The other two were just run into them and shove.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (sl73Y)

    8 I kinda liked Eddie Rabbitt. Bless his heart.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (FrGmf)

    9 I’m finishing up the snooty scotch tonight and eating some chocolate cake.

    Not a bad combination.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (XV/Pl)

    10 rising costs and a growing list of permits, including National Parks, Harbour Trust, Maritime authorities and multiple insurance

    i.e., Muslim rapes.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

    11 Echo & The Bunnymen! Great COWs. Thanks for the ONT, Dino and Disco. Back to the content.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (anlJh)

    12 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

    Prayers up.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (iMotb)

    13 This is either a standard Japanese toilet or the toilet on the Artemis rocket

    Still easier to understand than people who vote for Democrats.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

    14 I once got a plastic model of the USS Forrestal for Easter. My parents tossed it at me and went back to bed.

    Account balanced.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (JkO4W)

    15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    16 While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, "How old are they?"

    The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old."

    "That's a rather exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"

    "Well," answers the guard, "The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."

    My dear departed Dad would absolutely said this. I love this joke.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (0aYVJ)

    17 I throw away sweets. Pass me the Doritos, Moron. I don't like candy.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (FrGmf)

    18
    I've had the Mission control feed playing in the background. The space toilet is again in the no-go state.

    And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

    19 1. I'm still in my poker game
    2. Ten Commandments isn't over
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (h7ZuX)

    ----------

    Which Commandment are they up to? I'm timing dinner.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

    20 Carrot Margarita?!

    YGBFKM... No. Just no.

    Ain't servin' carrot juice, and 'specially not with tequila!

    Damn.

    Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (rdVOm)

    21
    Anything marshmallow sucks.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

    22 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    ---------

    Necco wafers have entered the chat

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

    23 CBD, if you are around, I saw (very strangely) a Crocs commercial on the tube today. The guy involved was writing/narrating some kind of thing and said he had just discovered Crocs with socks. Showed his lower legs (tatooed) and bright pink socks/white Crocs.

    Could it have been garrett?

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)

    24 Ok. I'm officially tired of the Easter Bunny.

    Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (pvf3X)

    25 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

    Prayers up.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (iMotb)


    VIA on an ONT?? What's this world coming to??

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

    26 8 I kinda liked Eddie Rabbitt. Bless his heart.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (FrGmf)

    Same. I love a rainy night.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (h7ZuX)

    27 Anything marshmallow sucks.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

    Hallelujah!

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:07 PM (FrGmf)

    28 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

    29 Peeps are for "jousting" in the microwave. And then winners *and* losers, into the trash.

    Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (rdVOm)

    30 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    ---------

    Necco wafers have entered the chat

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

    Circus peanuts say hold my beer.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)

    31 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    Wouldn't Peeps be one of them confection things? Still disgusting.

    OK, evidently the Finns(? I think) make a salted licorice. Fuck, it keeps getting worse.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

    32 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    Lord, they're bad, but...horehounds.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (h7ZuX)

    33 Nice ONT, D squared! Thanks.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

    34 Anything marshmallow sucks.

    Posted by: fourseasons

    This is known.

    Smore's
    Peeps
    Toasted Marshmallows
    Rice Krispy treats
    Fluffernutter

    all garbage

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (cYBz/)

    35 Echo & The Bunnymen! Great COWs. Thanks for the ONT, Dino and Disco. Back to the content.
    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (anlJh)


    Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

    36 Anything marshmallow sucks.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

    I agree. Mashmarlows* are nauseating. Peeps are turrible.

    *one of many of my Dad's wordplay bits*

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

    37 Club ONT is brought to you tonight by the hip hopper

    The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout out to his peeps


    The geeky Easter Bunny stopped by later, and put a propeller beanie on each one.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

    38 I love Rice Krispie treats. Especially with embedded M&Ms.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (JkO4W)

    39 Nice ONT, D squared! Thanks.
    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)


    Howdy, LRob!

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

    40 Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


    Aren't circus peanuts just Peeps mummies?

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

    41 Thanks for a special Easter Club ONT, D Squared!

    Cute second joke...

    I prefer Hershey's Eggs, which are like big M&Ms. If I have to choose only among the four choices given, it would be Robins Eggs.

    Happy Easter!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (vrNzf)

    42 Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.
    Posted by: Doof
    ---------
    Ha! Was collecting content today... Tale as old as time, nowhere to put it.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (anlJh)

    43 Best Easter candy is a maple walnut nougat egg from See's.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

    44 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.
    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete

    Necco wafers have entered the chat
    Posted by: Cicero

    Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
    --------
    You ain't got a load of ME yet...
    --Washburn's Old Fashioned Hard Filled Candy

    Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

    45 I've had the Mission control feed playing in the background. The space toilet is again in the no-go state.

    And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
    ---
    Isn't NASA big on redundant systems? Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)

    46 "VIA on an ONT?? What's this world coming to??"

    Hey Doof!

    Yup, past my bedtime, but just finished setting up the alter at church for tomorrow's service, and decided to drop in for a few minutes and see what you miscreants were up to.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iMotb)

    47 Sorry I'm late, I was visiting som dyeing relayives.

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (PMi3m)

    48 Sorry I'm late, I was visiting som dyeing relayives.
    Posted by: tankdemon

    You're a good egg.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (cYBz/)

    49
    Perfessor,

    I agree.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (3ek7K)

    50 Circus peanuts say hold my beer.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (FrGmf)

    Yeah, those are pretty horrible.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

    51 Hey Doof!

    Yup, past my bedtime, but just finished setting up the alter at church for tomorrow's service, and decided to drop in for a few minutes and see what you miscreants were up to.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iMotb)


    Good to see you. Happy Easter to you and Mrs. VIA. Please send her our best!

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

    52 famous naked swim known as The Sydney Skinny

    They maybe could boost attendance by inviting Sydney Sweeny?

    Posted by: mindful webworker - I'd watch at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (/rhF0)

    53 Anything marshmallow sucks.
    Posted by: fourseasons

    all garbage
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (cYBz/)
    =====

    Marshmallow is a lie. Like evolution.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

    54 I agree. Mashmarlows* are nauseating. Peeps are turrible.

    *one of many of my Dad's wordplay bits*
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

    Your dad is Charles Barclay?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

    55 Salted black licorice sounds pretty damn good to me.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

    56 I see the guest DJ is Bugs Bunny's cousin, Boppin' Bunny, spinning his favorite disco tracks.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

    57 55 Salted black licorice sounds pretty damn good to me.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:15 PM (BI5O2)

    ---------

    PRO TIP: Stuff it with fermented herring for the best effect.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (JkO4W)

    58 Aren't circus peanuts just Peeps mummies?

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

    Bless your heart. Circus peanuts are Satan's candies. Peeps....I wouldn't even go there.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (FrGmf)

    59 I love Rice Krispie treats. Especially with embedded M&Ms.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:11 PM (JkO4W)

    Yes, so do we !

    Posted by: Dental Care Professionals at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (GD0B3)

    60 45
    ---
    Isn't NASA big on redundant systems? Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)


    Backup system is duct tape a plastic bag to your ass.

    That was the primary system on Apollo. NASA has made progress in the last 50-some years.

    Posted by: a.moron at April 04, 2026 10:16 PM (X5Jzz)

    61 Lord, they're bad, but...horehounds.
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:09 PM (h7ZuX)

    Well ... I guess we can tell who has no Pennsylvania Dutch in their family tree

    Posted by: browndog says woof at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

    62 >> Seems like a working toilet is one system where you'd have a reliable backup plan...

    I wasn't listening to the details the whole time, but apparently a waste water (urine) dump didn't do right somehow, so it's full or something.

    If interested, search on the history of zero-g toilets. They first attempted this in Skylab, and the Shuttle and the ISS. And the Rooskies had their own designs. Toilets in zero-g are a real pain in the ass.

    They also attempted a space shower on Skylab. They all decided that was far more trouble than it was worth, and haven't attempted another one since.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

    63 Thx D4.
    Echo and the Bunnymen should have been much bigger. The Killing Moon and Bring on the Dancing Horses as well as the above showed their talent.
    Stupid name victim

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (19SAM)

    64 Evenin'

    LoL! Berzerker should do more reviews of art!

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (Kdi1r)

    65 Backup system is duct tape a plastic bag to your ass.

    --------

    They can't just hang their bare ass out the porthole?

    Oh. Probably not.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 10:18 PM (JkO4W)

    66 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    Fresh Peeps just out of the package not that bad. The yellow ones.

    Stale Peeps the worst.

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:19 PM (y171U)

    67 That toilet's a digits dream. Mentioned on an earlier thread, NASA should have contracted with TOTO LTD., they're Japanese and have been making toilets since 1917. They know the business.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

    68
    I just got a news alert about the space terlit.

    What the shit.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)

    69 Stale Peeps the worst.
    Posted by: Joemarine
    --------
    This. Had forgotten about the stale bites of misery.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (anlJh)

    70 What happened to our disc jockey?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

    71 15 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

    Ahem...

    Posted by: Candy corn and Necco Wafers at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (PMi3m)

    72 Peeps taste like sugar and despair.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (FrGmf)

    73
    They are slowly posting more pictures and video from the mission here:

    https://is.gd/9MHvZC

    If this was SpaceX, we'd be getting those in near real time. Anyway, scroll near the end, and they've got a really cool video during SLS ascent phase, which shows solid booster separation. Also a video of the big ICPS apogee raise burn, although there's not much to see really.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (w6EFb)

    74 Peeps are supposed to be decorative. Like kale.

    Then the "elites" started to think they were food.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

    75 Rumors that the F-15 WSO either has been located...rescued, or a massive firefight taking place right now to effect rescue.

    Prayers up.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
    Dunno what site it was, but I read a few minutes ago that they got the WSO out the first day, but dropped the idea he was still out there to attract the goons out to look for them... and obliterated a shit ton of bad guys.
    Oh, how I want to believe...

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:21 PM (q6tQZ)

    76 the hobo must have stowed away

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE)

    77 Echo and the Bunnymen should have been much bigger. The Killing Moon and Bring on the Dancing Horses as well as the above showed their talent.
    Stupid name victim
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (19SAM)


    One of my all time favorite bands. They just didn't have savvy enough management. Ditto for The Alarm. Both bands were contemporaries of U2, who had a smart manager in Paul McGuiness. He turned them into a worldwide brand.
    Bono pretty much stole Ian McCulloch's (Echo lead singer) vocal style. Only one made it huge.

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

    78 Pet peeves: kitchen trash in bin under the sink will never get taken to the outside bin. Onstead it will attempt to rise to tower of Babel heights

    Paper towel dispenser will never get refilled either

    One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

    79 One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

    ---------

    That should be enough, you know.

    Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (JkO4W)

    80
    He is risen
    He is not
    D'oh!

    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (KAi1n)

    81 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.


    Bring it.

    Posted by: Circus Peanuts at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (vTZFs)

    82 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

    They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

    83 70 What happened to our disc jockey?
    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:20 PM (48JDT)

    With that guest DJ, I was expecting to hear hip-hop.

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (PMi3m)

    84 ...
    One square of TP will be left hanging on the cardboard roll
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DoBxX)

    Waste not, want not ...


    Posted by: Sheryl Crow at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (3sXRv)

    85 Bad candy? I vote for that nasty ribbon stuff that was always glued in solid lump onto Grandma's candy dish.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (gTyJl)

    86 I was at the fancy meat store yesterday and they have for sale something called 'dinosaur ribs'

    I bought chops and bangers

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)

    87 If the pilot is captured by Iran everyone at CNN and NYT will be very sad. They are salivating over him being captured and killed by Iran to hurt Yru p.

    You can’t hate them enough.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (c3Uld)

    88 And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

    But was she driving 55 parsecs per hour in the passing lane with the blinker on?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (I7pZ1)

    89 Marshmallow is a lie. Like evolution.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Don't harshmellow my marshmallow

    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (KAi1n)

    90 I vot e for the Reese's peanut butter cups in the iblong shape, though nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

    91 Peeps make great .22 targets.
    Red Jr. will concur.

    Posted by: RI Red at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (UqAH7)

    92 If you have extra Peeps, they make good catfish bait. Suckers and carp will also bite on them. Not sure about tilapia.

    Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)

    93 A basic problem with a "missing" ejected crewmember is that his chute system includes a position indicating transmitter AND a two-way radio. At least they did way back when I was training. If he really was missing, it could mean his body hit the ground with enough energy to destroy both devices or ???

    The found crewman would have or could have seen the other person and chute.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (7D3Aa)

    94 A package of peeps at whatever holiday they make an appearance at is ok, after letting them get stale for a few days.
    Love Necco wafers, especially the blue and white ones.
    Blue may be pink, I can't tell.
    I did a couple of contract iventories at the NE Confectioner's factory in the early seventies. In the break room there were tables of bowls of broken wafers, sorted by color/flavor. Heaven.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (sl73Y)

    95 Easter Throwdown?

    Where is the big chocolate rabbit?
    That's the one,

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (48JDT)

    96 Don't think about the marshmallow man, Ray.

    Posted by: Dr Peter Venkman at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

    97 Yeah!

    https://tinyurl.com/3ydr7dv4

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (BI5O2)

    98 The featured drink of the night shows, once again, that just because you are capable of making something does not mean you should actually make it.

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (PMi3m)

    99 2 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

    They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)


    Meh. It's their own damn fault.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (FrGmf)

    100 'Not that bad' is a low bar.

    How was the play Mrs Lincoln? 'Not that bad.'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

    101 Wait! An illiterate spam comment makes the list?

    I are affendedt. I kin writ spam that gud. And have!

    Posted by: mindful webworker - sincerely joking at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (/rhF0)

    102 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

    Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

    103 Eddie Rabbit, talk about a guy taken out too soon.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (48JDT)

    104 I had Reese Peanut Butter Cup With Strawberry Jam, it’s got my vote for number two of greatest candy bars, behind Snickers.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)

    105 WooHoo! Made Top 10ish again!

    Posted by: Ready For My Homegoing at April 04, 2026 10:27 PM (oftw2)

    106 Presumably the time/place of the ejection is known. So how large of an area could he be in? Can’t be THAT large can it?

    Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (c3Uld)

    107
    Do we leave carrots 🥕 for bunny when he comes down the chimney?

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3ek7K)

    108 I am glad I have not tuned into the Artemis feed
    Toilet woes are TMI

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (DoBxX)

    109
    Seriously, when Christina was "driving", she was just in the pilot seat yanking the joystick to make manual attitude adjustments. They were doing some testing of the camera equipment they'll be using during the lunar flyby and needed manual control to line shots up in the windows.

    The optics people want to carefully quantify the distortions Orion's window glass introduces into the system.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

    110 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

    Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.
    Posted by: Joemarine

    The Mad Men throw out marketing campaigns with fat Doughboys or Michelin Men and no one says a thing.

    But Aunt Jemima puts on a few extra lbs and bing bang boom she's off the bottle!

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (cYBz/)

    111 With that guest DJ, I was expecting to hear hip-hop.
    Posted by: tankdemon


    If you clicked on it, you would have.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

    112 There was some sort of special candy corn i had one time that was actually pretty delicious. Can't remember the added/changed flavor.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

    113 Presumably the time/place of the ejection is known. So how large of an area could he be in? Can’t be THAT large can it?

    Known with very reasonable precision. The possible area isn't too large, but a human is hard to spot from the air.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 10:29 PM (7D3Aa)

    114
    Ok. I'm officially tired of the Easter Bunny.
    Posted by: Case


    I can't get enough of him!

    Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

    115 >>> 102 Love the Pillsbury Doughboy meme.

    Don't see that fun little guy much anymore.
    Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

    https://youtu.be/DdDum2KQhes

    Posted by: Zombie Pillsbury Doughboy at April 04, 2026 10:30 PM (9vFyc)

    116 The best easter candies were the original kinder eggs
    The toys were so cool

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (DoBxX)

    117 They're also selling me on the portability:

    "The compact box is handy to have ready for those moments when you need a shot of salty liquorice."

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (BI5O2)

    118 Have you tried the Reese's Oreos?

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

    119 None of y'all commented on my speculation... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (q6tQZ)

    120 Doof!


    Will do!

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (iMotb)

    121 The Reese’s Egg

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (tWxgu)

    122 There will be million of chocolate bunnies tomorrow with their ears bitten off first. Seems cruel.

    Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)

    123 90 ...nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

    The Costco Chocolate Easter Bunny is ten pounds of semi-solid dark, milk and white chocolate and can be broken down into 151 servings.

    "Ten pounds of smooth, rich chocolate turned centerpiece, basket showstopper, and egg-stagram sensation.”

    Posted by: Joemarine at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (y171U)

    124 The best easter candies were the original kinder eggs
    The toys were so cool
    Posted by: vmom


    Another sacrifice on the altar of personal injury lawyers.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

    125 Echo and The Bunnymen were pretty successful and well regarded, maybe not as successful and well regarded as Jimmy Buffet, but they did pretty good for themselves.

    They don’t have their own channel on Sirius, but they are on heavy rotation on 1st Wave.
    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)


    Yeah but First Wave plays the same 4 or 5 songs of theirs. Killing Moon. Lips Like Sugar. Rescue. Dancing Horses. Probably one more I'm forgetting

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (QMAsf)

    126 And I shuddered. They let Christina drive the Orion for a bit. The chick was driving the moon ship.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

    But was she driving 55 parsecs per hour in the passing lane with the blinker on?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (I7pZ1)

    No blinkers while weaving through traffic. Orion is like a BMW, and the blinkers aren't connected. ;-)

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (S/Y4j)

    127 That fake "grass" they put in Easter baskets is 20% asbestos.

    Posted by: Mesothelioma Lawyer Hot Line. at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

    128
    THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

    They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)

    129 Europe don't need any help hurting themselves. They do it just fine.

    Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM (pvf3X)

    130 Jump Around, Eddie Rabbit, White Rabbit, Bunnymen… once again I am totally stumped by the common musical theme. This makes me unhoppy.

    https://youtu.be/Z4-Y7UFUJg4

    Posted by: mindful webworker - Excellents at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (/rhF0)

    131 MkY - Sure, if they had the WSO we would know: the Mullahs and the Left would not shut up about it. So your speculation is reasonable. At least we know the Mullahs don’t have him.

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (tWxgu)

    132 About four years ago, the Easter Bunny scared the shit out of me at the White House Egg Roll. Haven't been able to "trust" a fart since.

    Posted by: Joe From Scranton, PA at April 04, 2026 10:35 PM (oftw2)

    133 When I was in the Boy Scouts we used to go on 4-day bus trips. That restroom got pretty bad on day 2.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

    134 Prayers for the WSO. Lots of FUD and rumor and I get why we're not saying anything official but ugh...

    Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...

    Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)

    135 Jump Around, Eddie Rabbit, White Rabbit, Bunnymen… once again I am totally stumped by the common musical theme. This makes me unhoppy.

    https://youtu.be/Z4-Y7UFUJg4
    Posted by: mindful webworker - Excellents at April 04, 2026 10:34 PM (/rhF0)


    Making you pull your hare out?

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

    136 I suppose one good thing about Orion's toilet is that there isn't a speaker down there. It would probably cause a mess if a voice came up from the insides saying, "Hey, move over to the other toilet! I'm trying to paint down here!"

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (S/Y4j)

    137 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.

    Posted by: The Great Society at April 04, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)

    138 I have the worst toilet nightmares and this is all very triggering

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:37 PM (dE3DB)

    139 Every Iranian is on the phone calling in coordinates to our guys. I'm very confident our pilot will be found in safe hands.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

    140 My confession. I don't like candy. Or cake or sweets. A moron can have my share of cookies and cake. Give me a sack of Fun'yuns . Or Doritos.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (FrGmf)

    141 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)

    142 I think I saw that toilet in the Kohler Design Center in Wisconsin!

    Posted by: Isophorone at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (M6jrI)

    143 MkY, or maybe he's deliberately playing possum/rabbit as bait? That would be made of awesome...

    As for candies, I have a big soft spot in my heart for Cadbury even though brits keep saying we're not even getting the good stuff, but the Robin Eggs can also be delish. Reeses is a distant third, and we do not mention the other one, for it is an abomination unto Nuggin.

    Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (ZwAf1)

    144 Making you pull your hare out?
    Posted by: Doof
    --------
    Was having a good hare day.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (anlJh)

    145 They let the lady astronaut “drive”? What is there to drive? They are falling around the Moon subject to the laws of celestial mechanics, including gravity.

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (tWxgu)

    146 Seems to me one ought to be able to use the vacuum of space, along with some sort of interface device adapted to the contours of the applicable portion of the user's anatomy, as a space toilet. Regulate the vacuum down to a safe level, and let the user fill a holding chamber. Then close the user interface, and open the port wide to space, and let 'er rip!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:39 PM (I7pZ1)

    147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
    Posted by: The Great Society
    --------
    Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (anlJh)

    148 None of y'all commented on my speculation... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?
    Posted by: MkY
    +++
    It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.

    Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (Lo97M)

    149 Well ... I guess we can tell who has no Pennsylvania Dutch in their family tree
    Posted by: browndog says woof at April 04, 2026 10:17 PM (3sXRv)

    My grammy thought these were great. West Virginian.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (h7ZuX)

    150 Echo and the Bunnymen played in Seattle at a small venue in the late 80s.

    I only kind of
    Remember being there. I think it was awesome.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (A5RD0)

    151 Then close the user interface, and open the port wide to space, and let 'er rip!
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    A porthole-potty

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:40 PM (dE3DB)

    152 Along with everything else 2001: A Space Odyssey got right was the space toilet!
    https://bit.ly/2001-space-potty

    Posted by: mindful webworker - flushed with excitement at April 04, 2026 10:41 PM (/rhF0)

    153 Doh. Forgot wax lips.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (zZu0s)

    154 Plus, if you like salted licorice, you can keep a bowl on your desk and offer it to visitors - once they taste it, they'll know you're a man who means business. Not one of those chocolate sissies.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (BI5O2)

    155 Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...
    Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)

    Well, my Sis and her hubby got home safe and sound from just North of PV on Wednesday. I am with her in Vancouver right now.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (I7pZ1)

    156 Seems like there's a lot less bunnies around here than 40 years ago. Think there are more eagles, hawks, owls and fox now than then, which is probably why.

    Posted by: Hans Hassenpfeffer at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (oftw2)

    157 @125

    >>Yeah but First Wave plays the same 4 or 5 songs of theirs.

    On 1st Wave's main channel, sure, but you can go to the 1st Wave Deep Cuts, and get other selections from them.

    At the end of the day, Sirus is radio station with rotation.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (XV/Pl)

    158 It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.
    Posted by: Florida Peasant

    Good! I'm so damn old I remember when talking about ship movements or any other active action details would get you posted to Naval Air Facility Adak on snow watch.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (cYBz/)

    159 Doggo! We miss you in the Executive Lounge here at the Club.
    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

    But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….

    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)

    160 Orion's Toilet would not be a good band name

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

    161 The first joke my son learned when he was three:

    What's invisible and smells like carrots?

    Bunny Farts!

    Posted by: Juvenile Humour at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (oftw2)

    162 THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

    They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


    Chicken Chipotle burritos they had the night before the launch.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)

    163 I have toilet nightmares. Problem is, I'm awake for them.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (BI5O2)

    164 >> What is there to drive? They are falling around the Moon

    She happened to be the one free to do manual attitude control needed as they needed to line up the windows for some shots to test camera equipment.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

    165 Thanks Ds!
    I'm a 'D' in the candy pickin'...

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 10:46 PM (qox2u)

    166 Orion's Toilet would not be a good band name
    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)

    Better than Artemis' Toilet, though. Somehow.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:46 PM (BI5O2)

    167 Doggo! Great to see you in a grey box....Happy Easter to you and your lovely wife!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

    168 Saw this on x from 3 hours ago:

    Artemis II pilot Victor Glover just gave this BEAUTIFUL Easter message

    "So far from Earth, looking at the BEAUTY of creation."

    “When I read the Bible and I look at all of the amazing things that were done for us...this amazing place."

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:47 PM (GhIJO)

    169 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)


    You qualify as a Club ONT host!

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)

    170 Of the four candies shown, the Cadbury Creme Egg, FTW. But chocolate bunnies are superior.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (I7pZ1)

    171 Mr Glover does not give a fuck.

    Good for him.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (zZu0s)

    172
    I think I heard them mention during that camera test that they managed to get a shot of both Earth and Moon in frame at the same time.

    Looking at the tracker, the angle between the two from Orion's viewpoint looks to be around 90 degrees, maybe a little less.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (w6EFb)

    173 With regards to the Orion toilet, it could be worse:

    https://is.gd/qnj8gx

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:48 PM (tWxgu)

    174 Love the malted milk eggs, but as stated previously in another thread, just give me all the jelly beans!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

    175 My basic toilet nightmare plot is:
    I really have to go but the only available toilet is disgusting and clogged
    Those poor astronauts are living my nightmare

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:49 PM (GhIJO)

    176 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.


    Those strips of white paper with colored candy dots on them. I think those were invented by someone who hates children.

    Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

    177 I dunno. Malt is pretty polarizing. Malts are horrible. Chocolate shakes are great.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (zZu0s)

    178 But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….
    Posted by: Piper
    -------
    Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.

    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

    179 I wish Berserker didn't use Van Gogh as part of that rant. I couldn't enjoy it like I should have.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (V4IXI)

    180 Seems like there's a lot less bunnies around here than 40 years ago. Think there are more eagles, hawks, owls and fox now than then, which is probably why.
    Posted by: Hans Hassenpfeffer at April 04, 2026 10:42 PM (oftw2)

    It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (gTyJl)

    181 Can you imagine testing zero-G toilet designs on the Vomit Comet?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (I7pZ1)

    182
    21
    Anything marshmallow sucks.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

    Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich made with warm toast is delicious. Best witha glass of milk.

    Posted by: firehorse at April 04, 2026 10:51 PM (tyXAh)

    183
    Sorry, a little *more* than 90 degrees, I meant to say. Anyway, I'm looking forward to that pic, if they did get one.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

    184 Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.
    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

    His biggest threat was Harvey Weinstein.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (zZu0s)

    185 147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
    Posted by: The Great Society
    --------
    Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.
    Posted by: scampydog a
    ------------

    Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (48JDT)

    186 I've never heard that second joke but I think it's brilliant.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (V4IXI)

    187 Mr Glover does not give a fuck.

    Good for him.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10

    Dude's in space. He has "fuck you" experience. What are they going to do? Fire him before he can achieve something cooler than slingshotting around the moon?

    Good for him.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)

    188 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

    Carry on.

    Posted by: Piercello at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (NRGJj)

    189 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

    190 My basic toilet nightmare plot is:
    I really have to go but the only available toilet is disgusting and clogged
    Those poor astronauts are living my nightmare
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

    My Dad, who was a fearless man, said the only thing that terrified him was being in the head of a troopship during a storm. Solid geysers of filth shooting straight up from the terlits splashing on the overhead and then coming back down to the deck.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

    191 178 But I do have to vacuum a lot less, and the ficus tree in the corner seems to be coming back to life….
    Posted by: Piper
    -------

    Ficus is a Greek word that means, 'dies in the house'.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (48JDT)

    192 After 83 years, I got tired of running to the bathroom all the time. Let 'er rip is my new motto. Dr. Mommy Jill is so mad.

    Posted by: President Emeritus! at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (oftw2)

    193 You can find a lot of OG candy on Amazon.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (zZu0s)

    194 There is no 'candy' worse than Peeps.

    Fight me.----


    Black licorice

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (V4IXI)

    195 Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich made with warm toast is delicious. Best witha glass of milk.
    Posted by: firehorse

    I'm gagging here!!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (cYBz/)

    196 And they have wax lips. Why?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:54 PM (zZu0s)

    197 nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

    Yeah. Not that Palmer's nonsense.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 10:55 PM (h7ZuX)

    198 And Chico Sticks.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:55 PM (zZu0s)

    199 Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

    Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!
    I may never sleep again

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (GhIJO)

    200 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (I7pZ1)

    201
    I don't like peanut butter, marshmallow and toast.

    Eat my share, lol.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (3ek7K)

    202 It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

    Amen. There's a hawk on every electric pole, a fox in every den and a coyote down the holler. How you gonna eat rabbit?
    There should be another war on predators, including the winged ones.
    50 years ago, there was a bounty for each ear of a yote.
    We had more quail, pheasant and bunny hops then.
    People actually trapped for a living.

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 10:56 PM (q6tQZ)

    203 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🐰

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (SRRAx)

    204 181 Can you imagine testing zero-G toilet designs on the Vomit Comet?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (I7pZ1)


    One assumes that, like Thomas Crapper, the original inventor, they were flushing a suitable slurry of things like apple cores until they got the thing to work in zero-g, sort of.

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (tWxgu)

    205 Any candy with caramel is a favorite of mine. The brach's caramel cubes were awesome. That said , Turtles is still my favorite.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)

    206 Ficus persevered - outlasted its biggest threat. Vacuum is now in unemployment line. Sad.
    Posted by: scampydog at April 04, 2026 10:50 PM (anlJh)

    His biggest threat was Harvey Weinstein.
    Posted by: Aetius451A

    I had to stop the sock mid-sentence.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (/d5KG)

    207 Wax lips could be the interface for the next-generation Space Toilet.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (I7pZ1)

    208 Hola, Hall.

    Posted by: Bulg at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

    209 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
    *********
    I agree, love a good chocolate malted milkshake. DQ probably uses cool whip or something similar, but not 100% real ice cream...

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)

    210 Cute bunny emoji, Teresa

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (GhIJO)

    211 OK, vmom, here's one for ya...

    I used to have a friend who was a decent dude but his family was a bunch of fucked up hillbilly maniacs. He asked me to come renovate an old bathroom at his mom's house. At some point, the toilet had clogged, and she just used it til it was packed to the rim, and then abandoned the room.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:59 PM (BI5O2)

    212 Since I have to kill 20-30 minutes every night after my progesterone shot while I lay on the hot pack, I started writing my not-the-prophesied-hero novel. I tried voice-to-text, but I'm not good at speaking a story and the app I downloaded wouldn't do quotes or paragraphs. Back to typing with my thumbs, I guess.

    Posted by: pookysgirl has woodwind-player hands at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)

    213 200 I love chocolate malted milkshakes. Hard to find good ones anymore. Dairy Queen has chocolate malts, but they just ain't the same.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    The Bowery Boys enjoyed a lot of malts at my Sweet Shop, but hardly paid for any!

    Posted by: Louie, AKA Bernard Gorcey at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2)

    214 Good evening. As much as I'd like a drink right now, there's no way I'd consume that carrot margarita. Also, "B" is the only acceptable candy on that chart.

    Posted by: PabloD at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (8sD0/)

    215 Liking chocolate malts better than chocolate shakes is like liking Olvatine more than Hershey's syrup.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (V4IXI)

    216

    Do you have to do an Artemis One
    Or an Artemis Two?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Cqx++)

    217 Michigan is making Arizona look like a high school junior varsity team. I thought Arizona was better than this. More importantly, I hope the rumors of our weapons officers rescue are true. Hope we get good news tomorrow.

    Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (3ZVqj)

    218 Nobody tell vmom about Trainspotting

    Posted by: the dirtiest toilet in scotland at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (gKWVE)

    219 AOP, when you come to the TxMoMe, find a Braum's store. Great ice cream and real malt. Ask for extra malt! You will like it!

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:01 PM (7D3Aa)

    220 Any candy with caramel is a favorite of mine. The brach's caramel cubes were awesome. That said , Turtles is still my favorite.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (V4IXI)


    Goetze's caramel creams. Not sure if they are available everywhere. Made in Baltimore. My mom used to work for the company that made their boxes. She'd bring home huge bags of them a few times a year. They are awesome!

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (QMAsf)

    221 ... that the WSO was found almost immediately, and the "cain't find him nowhere" was to get assholes out of the City to exterminate them?
    Posted by: MkY

    Or they started the rumor that they started the rumor, to scare them from looking.

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (Q+gd/)

    222 Danny Glover's whole Easter msg is pretty cool

    https://tinyurl.com/yzkcxzvu

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (tcsrY)

    223 Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.
    Posted by: Braenyard

    Doors
    Love
    Airplane
    Chocolate Watchband

    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

    224 188 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

    Carry on.
    Posted by: Piercello


    They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
    "OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."

    Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

    225 Best malt is vanilla malt, with extra malt.
    Hard ice cream, not that Velvet Cream stuff Dairy sells.

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:03 PM (q6tQZ)

    226 VICTOR Glover, not Danny LOL

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:03 PM (tcsrY)

    227 I wonder why the Artemis terlit is having issues. I suppose it had way more G-force during launch than the ISS terlit, I thought they had the zero-g figured out 40 years ago with the shuttle missions.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (+89TD)

    228 I dont like caramel

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (tcsrY)

    229 VICTOR Glover, not Danny LOL
    Posted by: vmom

    Not all Glovers look alike

    Posted by: Roger at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (KAi1n)

    230 Or they started the rumor that they started the rumor, to scare them from looking.
    Posted by: davidt

    Ha! Just don't look at your pager, for Gawd's sake!

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:04 PM (q6tQZ)

    231 It would be great if that rumor was true. It's hard to get reliable info on what's going on over there.
    Posted by: Florida Peasant


    Send Geraldo.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - for a full report on our troops at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (/rhF0)

    232 Is it an environmentally friendly low-flow toilet? That could be the problem.

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (Q+gd/)

    233 AOP, when you come to the TxMoMe, find a Braum's store. Great ice cream and real malt. Ask for extra malt! You will like it!
    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:01 PM (7D3Aa)

    Thanks! Will file that in Peon Brain, leaky though it may be.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 11:05 PM (I7pZ1)

    234 If I'm going to go for an almost pure sugar candy it would be the peanut patties.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (V4IXI)

    235 Lotta rumors on X tonight

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (ZxPkt)

    236 X says The Donald is pounding Tehran again

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 11:06 PM (tcsrY)

    237 I promise the helo crews who would have to do the extract, would NOT be happy about flying around a combat zone at relatively low speed and absolutely low altitude just "looking" like a search.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (7D3Aa)

    238 228 I dont like caramel
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

    You and me both. The others can have it all! I guess caramel keeps dentists in business, though.

    Posted by: Crown Prince at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

    239 There will be million of chocolate bunnies tomorrow with their ears bitten off first. Seems cruel.
    Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (oftw2)


    Emo Phillips had a bit about eating chocolate easter bunnies.

    youtu.be/oi_7MdRCPAM

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (rbvCR)

    240 185 147 Listen to the Grace Slick isolated vocals for White Rabbit. She had a lovely voice.
    Posted by: The Great Society
    --------
    Yes, really cool isolation video on youboob.
    Posted by: scampydog a
    ------------

    Forgo the politics, the Airplane was one of the top 4 bands in the late 60s.


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 10:52 PM (48JDT)

    Friend of mine and me sang White Rabbit standing on tables at the Rathskeller in college mumblemumble years ago. We got a standing ovation. We were not particularly sober, and I suspect the ovation had more to do with the mini skirts we were wearing than any singing ability.

    But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07 PM (DwqWV)

    241 When CENTCOM or the White House or the President updates us, I'll believe it

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:08 PM (ZxPkt)

    242 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.
    Carry on.
    Posted by: Piercello

    They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
    "OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."
    Posted by: nerdygirl


    * searches *

    There are chocolate-, cinnamon-, and coffee-flavored peeps that are brown. Including the original "baby chick/poop emoji" shaped ones.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)

    243 Doof, didn't Echo and the Bmen do Bedbugs and Ballyhoo? I really liked that song...

    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qox2u)

    244 A lot of old hippies on the ONT tonight.

    *adjusts thermostat*

    Better?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)

    245 When CENTCOM or the White House or the President updates us, I'll believe it

    Don, I was shocked the info escaped into the public in the first place. There would be an assumption Iran knew the aircraft was shot down, ejections occurred and where, but the less talk the better for recovery.

    Posted by: LRob in OK at April 04, 2026 11:10 PM (7D3Aa)

    246 @203 Well hello Teresa. You doing OK?

    Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (pvf3X)

    247 Any word on the whole cartel gang war thing in Mexico? Still lotsa missing folks and so forth? Another "loud silence" area...
    Posted by: RandomDave at April 04, 2026 10:36 PM (ZwAf1)


    there hasn't been any notice of it on the Spanish sites I follow, but I don't follow Mexican sites. Not sure if it is a "local story" or if it really has mellowed out after the sorting for who is boss.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

    248 DH and I went to the Tug Bar to haul the trash, forgot the trash, and just ate and drank and played pool instead. Not many folks at the bar tonight. I guess Easter is mostly family stuff and not hanging at the local joint.

    But we had fun.

    Tomorrow, we take the trash....

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:12 PM (DwqWV)

    249 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.

    Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)

    250

    Chocolate talk and clogged toilet talk, lol.

    There is no place like Ace.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (3ek7K)

    251 249 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.
    Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)


    Well, crap.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (DwqWV)

    252 Doof, didn't Echo and the Bmen do Bedbugs and Ballyhoo? I really liked that song...
    Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qox2u)


    Yes they did. Featuring Ray Manzarek from The Doors on keyboards. Same album as Lips Like Sugar (1987 self titled album).

    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (QMAsf)

    253 Ahhctchually Crapper didn’t invent the toilet. He manufactured them, but did t invent it. And the term crap to refer to shit, predates him.
    Posted by: Heroq at April 04, 2026 11:13 PM (c3Uld)


    Well, crap.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:14 PM (DwqWV)

    He did invent the ballcock though which is most important imo.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (V4IXI)

    254
    Starting at about 4:50 in, Sunni Williams gives you a tour of the ISS space terlet:

    https://is.gd/k4ct8E

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

    255 Anyone here from Pennsylvania that knows what a "Pittsburgh Pottie" is?

    Posted by: Flush With Success at April 04, 2026 11:17 PM (oftw2)

    256 https://tinyurl.com/4mr9rmkz
    CNN is claiming WSO is rescued, and includes talk of intense firefight.

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 11:18 PM (q6tQZ)

    257 >>>197 nothing beats the traditional Chocolate Bunny, as long as it is made with decent chocolate
    Posted by: tankdemon
    ---

    We're on the same team. I waited all year for that rabbit.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:19 PM (48JDT)

    258
    MkY,

    Praying

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:19 PM (3ek7K)

    259 Since I have to kill 20-30 minutes every night after my progesterone shot while I lay on the hot pack, I started writing my not-the-prophesied-hero novel. I tried voice-to-text, but I'm not good at speaking a story and the app I downloaded wouldn't do quotes or paragraphs. Back to typing with my thumbs, I guess.
    Posted by: pookysgirl has woodwind-player hands at April 04, 2026 11:00 PM (Wt5PA)


    My dad used to dictate letters and documents on a tape recorder for the legal secretary to transcribe, and I got into my head how to use commas, periods, and other punctuation and explain spelling of names and odd words from listening to him in the evenings as he paced around.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

    260 Crapper must have been drawn to the toilet industry since he was a small child.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (+HNx/)

    261 > 'A US government official has told Al Jazeera '


    yeah, I'm gonna need more than that

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:20 PM (ZxPkt)

    262 We're on the same team. I waited all year for that rabbit.

    ---------

    See's Candy chocolate bunnies are peerless.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:21 PM (+HNx/)

    263 256 https://tinyurl.com/4mr9rmkz
    CNN is claiming WSO is rescued, and includes talk of intense firefight.
    Posted by: MkY
    -------------------

    Link goes to Al Jizz


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:22 PM (48JDT)

    264 Dana Delany is from the Delany Flushometer and Valve Company family. Said she had the coolest and latest flushing technology since she was a child.

    Posted by: Some People Have All The Luck at April 04, 2026 11:23 PM (oftw2)

    265 I am seeing a report that the second crew member was recovered. Grain of salt , it's Al jazeera "The second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered after a “heavy firefight,” a U.S. government official told Al Jazeera"

    There have been reports and videos over the last few hours of dead hajis scattered around the site of alleged rescue, so it tracks.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)

    266 I was kinda bummed when I first discovered that the classic chocolate Easter Bunny was hollow

    what a gyp

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:24 PM (ZxPkt)

    267 @kurdistannews24
    4h
    Breaking News:
    The US Army has dropped elite paratroopers onto Iranian territory in an operation aimed at rescuing the second crew member from a downed U.S. fighter jet.
    📌Clashes are ongoing between U.S. special forces and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard in the designated operational area,
    which has been marked on an available map.
    Kurd Alarm reported this via Telegram at : t.me/KurdAlarm

    Going for translation

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:25 PM (48JDT)

    268 What kind of a world do we live in when costs for permits and insurance make it too expensive to swim naked?

    Oz World

    Here in Murica, just today me, Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and the new neighbors over at lot 162B......


    Hell yes it happened but there ain't no damn pics

    Posted by: Miklos might be crazy but he ain't stupid at April 04, 2026 11:25 PM (MABMQ)

    269 The thing is, the guys can just stand on the porch and pee into space. The gal, not so easy.👀

    Wandering off to be with MiladyJo for a bit.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - may or may not return, depending, at April 04, 2026 11:27 PM (/rhF0)

    270
    Miklos,

    I'm sure a great time was had by all.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:28 PM (3ek7K)

    271 Not a huge fan of marshmallows in their native form, but I don't lurve me a good S'more with a perfectly charred one, or a Rice Krispies treat.

    When I had to have an Ileostomy for a couple of months, the only thing that allowed me to replace the appliance properly was to eat 2 jumbo marshmallows 10 minutes before I planned to change it.

    Dang if it didn't work, but I don't ever want to see another jumbo marshmallow for as long as I live!

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 04, 2026 11:29 PM (SRRAx)

    272 @kurdistannews24 - 3h
    2) Update n the US special ground operation to rescue the pilot :
    On the attack, many Iran regime forces have been killed, and IRAN regime media is saying 4 US soldiers were also killed, but we have not been able to confirm this.
    What we can confirm is that the local hospital is full of dead and injured Basij.

    Kurd Alarm reported this via Telegram at : t.me/KurdAlarm

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:29 PM (48JDT)

    273 update to my @265

    "A U.S. government official told Al Jazeera the rescue operation is ongoing after the missing F-15E crew member was recovered, but the individual is not yet safe as forces work to extract from Iran"

    I guess they can no longer keep it under the lid. Might as well get the partial good news out.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:30 PM (GD0B3)

    274 He did invent the ballcock though which is most important imo.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 11:16 PM (V4IXI)

    Most men are very fond of that pairing, I have found.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:30 PM (DwqWV)

    275 There have been reports and videos over the last few hours of dead hajis scattered around the site of alleged rescue, so it tracks.

    --------

    The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

    276 I'd like to know who this "US govt official" is that is blabbing to Al Jazeera. Probably a contractor with a big mouth.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:32 PM (GD0B3)

    277 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

    I haven't figured out how they find enough virgins what with all the hajji raping and such.

    Those dudes will stick it into anything.

    Remarkable they haven't all died with syphilis.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:32 PM (DwqWV)

    278 I'm sure a great time was had by all.

    Posted by: fourseasons

    Not entirely

    I thought I would have some fun by poking a hole in Darleen's innertube.

    Turned out it was not an innertube, just Darleen.

    Posted by: Miklos cliamed is must have been some freshwater swordfish at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (MABMQ)

    279 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 11:31 PM (+HNx/)

    yes, well apparently last night in Tehran there was a big in person collaborative meeting of military officials. you will never guess what happened!

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (GD0B3)

    280 I remember escape and evasion training

    they dropped us by Huey in the German backcountry and we were supposed to navigate to a rally point. Somehow we ended up at a gasthaus with beers and sausages

    I wish I could show you that photo!

    Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2026 11:33 PM (ZxPkt)

    281 Does make me wonder what the backup terlit plan is. Easy for men, just piss in the bag like the original astronauts, rubber band to keep the piss contained? But does the lady astronaut have to use a catheter?

    Supposedly in the baggie days, the astronauts had a contest for longest poop. Believable, guys will make anything into a contest.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 11:34 PM (+89TD)

    282 Three hrs old seems to be the time limit on the rescue.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:35 PM (48JDT)

    283 "@rawsalerts12m
    🚨#BREAKING: Officials from the US Government have just confirmed that the second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered following what they described as a heavy firefight."

    So a more trusted source, I guess, than Al Jazeera.

    Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2026 11:36 PM (vbXSk)

    284 at least I read what others post, geeezzz

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:37 PM (GD0B3)

    285 #BREAKING: Officials from the US Government have just confirmed that the second crew member from the downed F-15E has been recovered following what they described as a heavy firefight."

    Recovered? As in, "Rescued Captive?"

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 11:38 PM (Q+gd/)

    286 Supposedly in the baggie days, the astronauts had a contest for longest poop.
    Posted by: PaleRider


    And the winner grew up to be James Comey

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 11:39 PM (gKWVE)

    287 As an aside, Todd Bridges is getting a divorce. His "wife" looks like a troon.
    I am not kidding.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:40 PM (0aYVJ)

    288
    Whatis a troon?

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)

    289
    As an aside, Todd Bridges is getting a divorce. His "wife" looks like a troon.
    I am not kidding.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic


    Whatchu talkin' about?
    Willis?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)

    290 Todd Bridges career faltered because he never had a popular tag line.

    Posted by: Jimmy J.J. Walker at April 04, 2026 11:43 PM (+HNx/)

    291 @276. I agree, nobody should be talking to Al Jazeera about anything. Peoples lives are on the line.

    Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:43 PM (pvf3X)

    292 Whatis a troon?

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:41 PM (3ek7K)

    Troon is an appropriately derogatory term for a dude pretending to be a lady.

    I refuse to play the game of calling someone something else.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (0aYVJ)

    293 >> Does make me wonder what the backup terlit plan is

    For an Artemis I, you use the CCU, the collapsible contingency urinal, which Don Pettit shows here:
    https://is.gd/tdF1se

    For an Artemis II, it's back to the Apollo tape the bag to your ass....

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

    294
    Thanks Pug. I can't keep up with the new words.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (3ek7K)

    295 an now Fox's spox "Jennifer Griffin
    @JenGriffinFNC
    2m
    2nd American F15E crew member rescued and safe after complex rescue operation that began Friday morning, two senior US officials confirm to me."

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:48 PM (GD0B3)

    296 So , hopefully ...

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (GD0B3)

    297 288
    Whatis a troon?

    Posted by: fourseasons
    -----------

    There are two bona fide deviants Queens and Dykes.

    These deviants encouraged by the communists and promoted by the media have divided themselves into multiples of subsets causing one to not know which end is up.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (48JDT)

    298 Thanks Pug. I can't keep up with the new words.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:46 PM (3ek7K)

    Heh. It's an ever-evolving lexicon. I have a notebook.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (0aYVJ)

    299 255 Anyone here from Pennsylvania that knows what a "Pittsburgh Pottie" is?
    Posted by: Flush With Success



    (slowly raises hand). Yes. Yes I do. If you visit my parental units in Western PA, you would see an actual "Pittsburgh pottie" that is still in use. We never called it that when I was growing up. It was just the other 'toilet'. To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (Kdi1r)

    300 The Virgin Distribution System is expected to come under considerable pressure, with inventories low.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

    Chuck Norris. Wiped out the inventory in 3 days.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 11:49 PM (u82oZ)

    301 Griffin is FNC's Pentagon reporter. She is a lefty, but it's the Pentagon is her beat.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:50 PM (GD0B3)

    302 295 an now Fox's spox "Jennifer Griffin
    @JenGriffinFNC
    2m
    2nd American F15E crew member rescued and safe after complex rescue operation that began Friday morning, two senior US officials confirm to me."
    Posted by: runner
    --

    Good find. I'm sure it's in Jennifer's craw to report that which is all the more, better.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:51 PM (48JDT)

    303 OK, her it is:
    "Fox News can confirm that the 2nd crew member of the downed F15E fighter jet has been rescued and he and the members of the rescue team that extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran are all safely out of Iran. That according to two senior US officials and multiple well placed sources in the region. The Weapons Systems Officer ejected along with the pilot when their F15E Strike Eagle they were flying was struck Thursday night (early Friday local time) in southwest Iran.

    The WSO used the SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) training to evade capture, hiding on an elevated ridge after hiking away from the wreckage and putting out an emergency beacon.) US Special Operations rescue forces to include PJs (United States Air Force Pararescuemen (PJs) and many layers of elite rescue forces took part in the complex, layered mission to both find the crew member and also keep the Iranian forces who were hunting the American weapons system operator at bay. There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:51 PM (GD0B3)

    304 contin

    "Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. “It was a very complex operation to retrieve the downed service member,” a well placed source briefed on the operation told me. Many different branches of the US military were involved in the rescue.

    Fox News can confirm the A10 Warthog that crashed Friday was involved in providing cover for the rescue teams searching for the pilot. That A10 crashed in Kuwait (first reported by ABC Friday) but the A10 pilot managed to eject safely and was rescued. There was destruction of aircraft which have sensitive equipment on board, I am told, all part of this complex CSAR (Combat Search and Rescue) mission.

    The F15E was pretty much destroyed on impact. Two rescue helicopters were hit by enemy fire on Friday and crew members onboard were injured by enemy fire but managed to make it out of Iran.

    There were a lot of elements to this rescue, I am told."

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (GD0B3)

    305 I have gainz news.
    On Friday I tested my 1RM for the big three lifts.
    I got 475lbs deadlift
    275lbs bench
    390 squat.

    All three are PRs by 20+ lbs.

    Posted by: bonhomme at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (1OM5W)

    306

    Praying the WSO is safe and sound.

    What a wonderful Easter gift for he or she's family.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:53 PM (3ek7K)

    307 It's Coyotes here. When the bottom fell out of the fur market and the Government stopped wholesale trapping and poisoning them, the coyote/jackrabbit ratio returned to its "natural" level.
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:50

    I wonder if coyotes were partially responsible for the disappearance of pheasants on the family farm here in N IL. I farmed from 1980-2012 and there were pheasants and no coyotes, or few, at the start and by the end it was reversed.

    I always thought the state-introduced wild turkeys displaced the pheasants but maybe both were factors.

    Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 04, 2026 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

    308 so there you go!

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:54 PM (GD0B3)

    309 🇺🇸🇺🇸
    🇺🇸🇺🇸

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (GD0B3)

    310
    Thanks runner

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (3ek7K)

    311 They've been working on this rocket for what? Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan.

    Fire them all. Eliminate the program.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (48JDT)

    312 Hope Trump gives some "layered' response to these fkrs. As he promised. Tik. Tok.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:55 PM (GD0B3)

    313
    All three are PRs by 20+ lbs.
    Posted by: bonhomme
    --

    Congrats!

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 04, 2026 11:57 PM (48JDT)

    314 Wonderful news.

    Posted by: 13times at April 04, 2026 11:57 PM (JXoBQ)

    315 I think I skipped this middle portion:

    "There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member. Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. " Fuck the IRGC and Basij to hell.

    Posted by: runner at April 04, 2026 11:58 PM (GD0B3)

    316

    Braenyard,

    I do not understand wtf happened.

    There is no excuse for it.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 04, 2026 11:58 PM (3ek7K)

    317 To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)
    Posted by: Puddleglum

    So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)

    318 Hope it is true 2nd pilot rescued.

    Posted by: raimondo at April 05, 2026 12:00 AM (/tFSm)

    319 311 They've been working on this rocket for what? Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan

    The rocket is a different system from life support. I agree the rocket was a Complete Waste Of Time, but life support for a mission on this timescale did need to be prototyped. This is the prototype.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 05, 2026 12:00 AM (gKWVE)

    320 Got em back. Good news.

    Good job.

    Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (WF/xn)

    321 appear to have been injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member.
    Posted by: runner
    ---

    Hospitals are full of dead and injured IRGC and Basij.

    Go Team.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (48JDT)

    322 210 Cute bunny emoji, Teresa
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 10:58 PM (GhIJO)


    Came with the phone 😂

    246 @203 Well hello Teresa. You doing OK?
    Posted by: Case at April 04, 2026 11:11 PM (pvf3X)


    Hello! Latest scans looked the same, which we are counting as "good"; cancer marker numbers are back down in the normal range, so we will take it.

    The next few weeks are chock full of activity/bucket list stuff, including three weekends without Mr. TiFW in tow. I am going to both Lubbock and NYC with a friend, and I will be venturing to Salt Lake City solo (should be interesting!).

    I have a newer model of my old motorized scooter coming along for the ride, and right now I am trying to figure out how to attach my luggage to the scooter to get from place to place. So far, a big strap seems to be the best solution.

    That, and batting my eyelashes and doing my best Blanche Dubois impression (us Southern gals learn REALLY early how to twang it up and turn on the charm 😂😂😂.

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (SRRAx)

    323 Clark, shitters full.

    Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (WF/xn)

    324 >>> extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran ...

    All of Iran is "behind enemy lines" since there are no friendly occupied areas.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)

    325 317 To be fair, I had no idea it had a designation or name. It was just the other toilet. (shrugs)
    Posted by: Puddleglum

    So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher



    No. That's the Amish.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (Kdi1r)

    326 The rocket is a different system from life support. I agree the rocket was a Complete Waste Of Time, but life support for a mission on this timescale did need to be prototyped. This is the prototype.
    Posted by: gKWVE
    ----

    Life support is part of the deal.
    They. Fucked. Up. Again.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:04 AM (48JDT)

    327 >Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan
    ----

    oh, there's gonna be a backup alright

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (ZxPkt)

    328 I am really so proud they got the crew members out. No telling what Iran would've done to them.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (pvf3X)

    329 Hospitals are full of dead and injured IRGC and Basij.

    Go Team.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:01 AM (48JDT)

    I hope some of the A-10’s said Hello to them.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:06 AM (Fc1oG)

    330 seriously tho, it must stink inside a spaceship when one of your crew is 'backing one out'

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:07 AM (ZxPkt)

    331 Hope it is true 2nd pilot rescued.
    Posted by: raimondo

    Who socked raimondo?

    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (KAi1n)

    332
    If the WSO has children this a gift.

    Hey what did the Easter Bunny bring you?

    My mommy or daddy.
    .............

    Don't know the sex of the WSO yet.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)

    333 323 Clark, shitters full.
    Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 05, 2026 12:02 AM (WF/xn)

    Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (Fc1oG)

    334 >>>
    So a log on the edge of the woods or property line that you kind of sit on with your ass hanging off the backside.
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
    --
    No. That's the Amish.
    Posted by: Puddleglum
    --

    Plumbing became functional at Mom's when she was 13, (she hated out houses - we had one at the summer place) I asked her, if she hated them, what did you do?
    "I went out into the woods."

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (48JDT)

    335 But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07

    You just brought back a memory of my wife Jules singing on stage, as Grace Slick, after work at the college bar we worked at.

    Fun times, we were both asst managers and the boss let the closers stay after hours, drink draft beer and rail drinks for free, gave us quarters to play pool and pinball.

    Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (55Qr6)

    336 what did that Mission Control guy say in the movie?

    'It's just not a contingency we've remotely prepared for'

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (ZxPkt)

    337 Hooray on the news about our WSO! 🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🗽. Wonderful to hear during Easter.

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:09 AM (SRRAx)

    338 Multiple govt officials saying he has been rescued. All operations people in the rescue back alive.

    Now I think that yes, Trump is going to let them have it on Monday.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (n5tGW)

    339 I hope some of the A-10’s said Hello to them.
    Posted by: Tom Servo
    ---

    Those guys are in the trash bags down the hall.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (48JDT)

    340 >>> the niece and grand niece of deceased Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps Major General Qasem Soleimani were arrested by federal agents following Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s termination of their lawful permanent resident (LPR) status.
    - State Dept

    Apparently they have been cheering on the IRGC while LPRs here.

    It would be terrible if they get hit in a bombing raid right after they get back to Iran.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:11 AM (/lPRQ)

    341 335 But we knew all the words, because Grace Slick was the bomb.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 11:07
    ---

    Enunciation used to be a thing.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (48JDT)

    342 I had to stop the sock mid-sentence.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 04, 2026 10:57 PM (/d5KG)

    I type fast.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (bss/y)

    343 Eight years and they don't have fucking toilet that works or a decent backup plan
    ----
    oh, there's gonna be a backup alright
    Posted by: Don Black


    Right. But there's no plan for when it happens.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)

    344 From your favorite President:

    "President Trump @POTUS:

    "FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

    WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. ..

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:13 AM (GD0B3)

    345 This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!"

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:13 AM (GD0B3)

    346 A friend of mine growing up in Rockland County, NY was a 4-H kid and always raised weird critters like guinea fowl and obscure ducks/geese. He became a 4-H instructor as a adult and hatched dozens of Golden Pheasants for a couple years and let a bunch go in a County Park with ponds, grasslands, forest. They established a successful colony there. I wonder if they are still there.

    Before anyone says "yeah, but" about invasive species, our Ring-Necked Peasants are not native, either. Brought over for hunting, then got established in the wild. Both pheasant breeds hail from Eurasia.

    Posted by: RIP John Capuano at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (oftw2)

    347 Fox news

    Missing US service member extracted, rescue team safely out of Iran

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (ZxPkt)

    348 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

    There's a candy store with old time stuff on Red Hills Drive in St. George, UT....

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (1Ff7Z)

    349 Ground control to Major Tom
    Blah blah blah

    This is Major Tom to Ground Control
    The toilets backing up!
    And it's smelling in a most unusual way!
    Even though I've flown 100000 miles,
    This bitch won't shut up about the smell!

    Me: Ok, it broke down there toward the end.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (bss/y)

    350
    runner,

    AMEN!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (3ek7K)

    351 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:14 AM (GD0B3)

    352 Right. But there's no plan for when it happens.
    Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)

    I'd assume they'd have backup diapers. Plus, don't they get constipated anyway?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (bss/y)

    353 guys, are my posts invisible?

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (GD0B3)

    354 just checking 😂

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:15 AM (GD0B3)

    355 Plumbing became functional at Mom's when she was 13, (she hated out houses - we had one at the summer place) I asked her, if she hated them, what did you do?
    "I went out into the woods."

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:08 AM (48JDT)


    On one of the internet archives they have a lot of old house plan books. The kitchen sink was common long before indoor WCs. Earlier 'indoor' WCs were separate rooms attached to the house but you had to go onto the porch and then back into the WC. Some houses had indoor baths before the WC was moved in.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)

    356 El Donaldo reiterated his Monday deadline for Iran this morning. It's assumed that major infrastructure and economic targets would be part of "hell" brought to the regime.

    But "escalation" is not exactly correct.

    Iran has been hitting, or attempting to hit, every kind of economic and infrastructure target in the Gulf nearly since the start. Their crude systems can't penetrate Israeli defenses except on rare occasions and have mostly turned to cluster-bomblet payloads, need to be intercepted at higher altitudes but in any case are generally ineffective.

    Oil and gas production and refining and transportation, desalination, etc have been targeted by Iran for weeks now. My glorious MSM blackout means I'm not sure, but I sense that this fact has not received much emphasis.

    So if/when the US "escalates" in this fashion, it will be a response to something the Iranians started weeks ago. Which will be a typical false framework of the story.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (U/Byj)

    357
    Not to me runner. I'm reading you loud and clear!

    Thank you for the news.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:16 AM (3ek7K)

    358 You train you train you train you train

    and then one day, it's for real

    and our guys GET IT DONE
    Fuck Yeah!

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:17 AM (ZxPkt)

    359 >guys, are my posts invisible?

    Posted by: runner
    --

    yes! can't see a thing

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:18 AM (ZxPkt)

    360 Peeps are just spray-painted poop emojis.

    Carry on.
    Posted by: Piercello

    They now come in various colors. The company that makes them should make some brown ones.
    "OMG! Fluffy did something in my Easter basket."
    Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1)

    You mean the Dr Pepper Peeps?

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)

    361 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)

    There's a candy store with old time stuff on Red Hills Drive in St. George, UT....
    Posted by: OrangeEnt

    You used to be able to go to Cracker Barrel for that kind of stuff.
    Used to.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (/lPRQ)

    362 338 Multiple govt officials saying he has been rescued. All operations people in the rescue back alive.

    Now I think that yes, Trump is going to let them have it on Monday.
    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:10 AM (n5tGW)


    Why wait until Monday? I wanna see a picture of Trump piloting one of our biggest, baddest warplanes ala that "Washington Crossing the Delaware on Christmas Day" meme saying "We will F&%$ you up on Easter Sunday".

    Someone with better Photoshop skills than I ('cuz I don't have any) needs to make it so!

    ***goes looking for minions to carry out request***

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (SRRAx)

    363 @357 you bet!

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (GD0B3)

    364 >>Apparently they have been cheering on the IRGC while LPRs here.

    It would be terrible if they get hit in a bombing raid right after they get back to Iran.
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
    ---

    Could it be that Trump is getting the mushy middle comfortable with the ousting of dissidents? Therefore, when the mass deportation of Somalis and then Islamists happens, it won't upset them?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:19 AM (48JDT)

    365 345 This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around.

    ---------

    Don't stay up late waiting for pride and unity. Democrats hate America and hate our military.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2026 12:20 AM (+HNx/)

    366 Any bets that Artemis 3 will launch with a shop vac and a few boxes of garbage bags as the backup? Each astronaut would need their own "adapter", though.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (S/Y4j)

    367
    Like many people, Hubby and I have been praying.

    Thank you Lord!!

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (3ek7K)

    368 "Heritage" candy stores in Paso Robels, CA (right on the main square) and down the road a bit in San Luis Obispo. First one's bigger and better.

    That is, if either are still there, it's been a while. But the Paso one was fantastic. Amazing the memory jolt you get when you see some candy product you used to love when you were 11 years old, but haven't seen since LBJ was president.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:21 AM (U/Byj)

    369 Nice Shop Vac would have been a cheap solution to the Space Waste problem.

    Posted by: Inventiveness to Infinity at April 05, 2026 12:23 AM (oftw2)

    370 I think Teresa it's because that is the end of Trump's deadline. I don't think he is going to extend it this time.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (n5tGW)

    371 Fantastic news about the SAR success. One hopes many assets and personnel of the opposing force were destroyed in the process.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (U/Byj)

    372 the letter limit ate up some of the post ...

    "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

    eat that , blackpillers

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

    373 370 I think Teresa it's because that is the end of Trump's deadline. I don't think he is going to extend it this time.
    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:24 AM (n5tGW)


    ***stomps foot***

    I WANT MY MEME!!!!!!

    ***pouts, kicks over trash can, leaves in a huff***

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (SRRAx)

    374 >>> U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. ... we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. ..
    Posted by: runner
    ---

    Think maybe we hit a few incidental targets along the way to and from the rescue?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (48JDT)

    375 They rescued the WSO......

    Now Mr. President .........................................

    "LEVEL THE F**KING PLACE TO RUBBLE"

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (/Uzmo)

    376 Peeks in.
    That is a really nasty drink.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:28 AM (2WIwB)

    377
    My husband doesn't read here. He has his own stuff he reads.

    He has been asking me several times a day what the latest news has been about the WSO.

    He told me today he's very impressed how fast people here on AOS find out the latest news.

    This place is amazing.


    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (3ek7K)

    378 One public affairs change I would make regarding the war (and immediately had this observation at the outset) would have been some sober reminders that there will be losses in a war, the enemy has a vote and has capabilities, this is not a video game or stupid fiction, etc. Unless I missed it, this key (and in the past SOP) element has been absent.

    It complements and does not contradict the main emphasis on US focus and professionalism. Doubt many in uniform are taking anything for granted, but much of the public is quite susceptible to hysteria or despair at any setbacks. A fundamentally unserious populace (alas) needs to be managed.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

    379 Sounds like there was a pretty heavy firefight and apparently there are some after videos on the net of Iranians showing up after showing all the dead bodies.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:30 AM (n5tGW)

    380 Peeks in.
    That is a really nasty drink.
    Posted by: Diogenes
    ---------

    Indeed. I refuse to serve such a thing! Yeesh.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

    381 Read every word of your posts runner. Thank you. I'm one happy camper now knowing the Good news.

    Posted by: Case at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (pvf3X)

    382 I love Trump’s post! Every Democrat in the country was hoping for Iran to capture them.

    THIS is how you turn a potential disaster into a victory!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (UA2di)

    383 Happy Easter to all.

    Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 05, 2026 12:31 AM (n5tGW)

    384
    ----

    we see everything

    but with a really cool motto, in Latin

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (ZxPkt)

    385 Oh, and a big THANK YOU to RUNNER!

    Thanks very much for the news!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

    386 nasty ribbon stuff that was always glued in solid lump onto Grandma's candy dish.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 04, 2026 10:24 PM (gTyJl)
    -------
    That ribbon stuff is the worst.

    Also spiced jelly beans. My mom liked them so we ended up with them. Yuck

    Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2026 12:32 AM (5jF9Z)

    387 Sounds like there was a pretty heavy firefight and apparently there are some after videos on the net of Iranians showing up after showing all the dead bodies.
    Posted by: Guy Mohawk

    Your PJs have a bit more firepower than your average infantry unit on patrol. That and pre-coordinated CAS. Don't know if they have any gunships in theater but those are always crowd pleasers.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 05, 2026 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)

    388 You train you train you train you train

    and then one day, it's for real

    and our guys GET IT DONE
    Fuck Yeah!
    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:17 AM (ZxPkt)

    ***

    And come Monday, they are back to training.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:34 AM (2WIwB)

    389 GOD has once again intervened to help President Trump and the USA .........

    IRAN is a dead man walking country and GOD has given the US Military his strength/wisdom to eradicate the evil Iran is ....

    So, it is said.............

    So, it is written .............

    So, it is DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 05, 2026 12:35 AM (/Uzmo)

    390 It complements and does not contradict the main emphasis on US focus and professionalism. Doubt many in uniform are taking anything for granted, but much of the public is quite susceptible to hysteria or despair at any setbacks. A fundamentally unserious populace (alas) needs to be managed.
    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

    Someone noted today that the people who are hyperventilating about the lost aircraft don’t remember that the US lost over 10,000 aircraft in Vietnam. (Helicopters included)

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2026 12:35 AM (UA2di)

    391 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

    eat that , blackpillers
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

    The Americans' insistence on getting everyone out alive while the IRGC proudly sacrifices countless of its own to fight them just show that the proud people of Iran are more committed to winning than the American dogs.

    Posted by: totally not nazi islamic apologist, probably in media at April 05, 2026 12:36 AM (vSvIl)

    392 the unit that did a round trip to Fordow back in June trained for decades. all the talk about us not being prepared, or not having plans, idiotic nonsense. this entire operation was wargamed for years, Kharg, Hormuz, everything was in the planning, and what we are seeing now is a very careful and very successful execution.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:38 AM (GD0B3)

    393 Itinerant, Apaches have been used in attacks against IRGC-run Iraqi "militias" in Iraq for weeks now. These actions have received scant notice. Would think both Apaches and an AC-130 would have been among the participant in the SAR operation.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:39 AM (U/Byj)

    394 Thank you runner

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 05, 2026 12:39 AM (DoBxX)

    395
    I hope the Easter Bunny brings runner great treats.

    Just no marshmallow crap, lol.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:41 AM (3ek7K)

    396 One public affairs change I would make regarding the war (and immediately had this observation at the outset) would have been some sober reminders that there will be losses in a war, the enemy has a vote and has capabilities, this is not a video game or stupid fiction, etc. Unless I missed it, this key (and in the past SOP) element has been absent.

    ....
    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:29 AM (U/Byj)

    I seem to recall President Trump mentioning that in his first comments after the bombing started, something about there always being casualties in war. One line in passing seems to have made less of an impression than the previous operation in Venezuela?

    Posted by: Methos at April 05, 2026 12:42 AM (vSvIl)

    397 Anyone remember Chick-O-Stick? Was a favorite of mine back in the day. Hard to find now.
    Posted by: Doof at April 04, 2026 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
    --------
    The Vermont Country Store has them - and almost any other old fashioned candy you could ask for

    https://tinyurl.com/yw8f6jby

    Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (mwGzm)

    398 yourwelcome all , happy to bring good news! I was waiting for it. They did a good job with opsec, and the only stuff getting out was Islamic Regime propaganda, plus disgusting lefty wishcasting.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (GD0B3)

    399 And unless I missed it, we still don't have any official confirmation of how the F-15E came down. Everyone's saying "shot down" but that's by no means established.

    And someone noted earlier (I hadn't seen this anywhere) that the crashed aircraft had been heavily bombed. SOP where any sensitive gear or info are involved. Since it's a remote area, sadly it is unlikely any locals had managed to get to the site by the time we obliterated it.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:43 AM (U/Byj)

    400 Methos, could be, I listened to both his initial statements but maybe I missed the standard reference to risk of losses. I was thinking more of the DOD briefings, which are OK but sort of one-note and more rah-rah than info/education.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (U/Byj)

    401 Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    Jalad, on the brown ocean, his legs wide, his nostrils burning.

    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)

    402 we still don't have any official confirmation of how the F-15E came down. Everyone's saying "shot down" but that's by no means established.

    ==

    I am sure they are looking at all angles. Last time 3 F15 came down was in Kuwait from "friendly fire".... they need to investigate everything. Sounds like the crew was highly professional.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:47 AM (GD0B3)

    403 Ryan Gosling will play one of the pilots in the movie

    he's in everything, I think they passed a law or something

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:50 AM (ZxPkt)

    404 $10 says the Preznit addresses the nation tomorrow

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 12:51 AM (ZxPkt)

    405 Yes understood there will be an investigation. And possibly little or only vague info on the findings made public - as is correct with such info. I was just noting that "shot down" is an assumption without reference to any actual info.

    I've even seen non-stupid specialists already talking breezily about "ambush tactics" by Iranian air defense, etc - without any basis whatsoever in the actual facts of this case.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 12:51 AM (U/Byj)

    406 Just think what a great movie could be made of the search and rescue mission if Hollywood made those kinds of movies anymore.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lJ0H4)

    407 Fox News is saying the downed pilot is out and safe.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (qFwJc)

    408 Why were our mean old soldiers fighting those nice Iranian boys who were obviously trying to help find and rescue our downed airman?

    Posted by: Gretchen Witherspoon, Brattleboro Ladies Pickleball Auxiliary at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (/rhF0)

    409 406 Just think what a great movie could be made of the search and rescue mission if Hollywood made those kinds of movies anymore.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:52 AM (lJ0H4)

    I just watched a video from 9-hole reviews on the sniper rifle from Behind Enemy Lines.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (bss/y)

    410 Washington Post has the weapons officer rescued.

    Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 12:54 AM (52ERr)

    411 With the rescue of the downed US Airman, the Democrat Party is on Suicide Watch tonight..........


    We will be following the story as it progresses...

    Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 05, 2026 12:55 AM (/Uzmo)

    412 @trump_repost
    14h
    Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
    ---

    Game show time stamp music plays in background.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (48JDT)

    413
    Those assholes will complain about everything.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (3ek7K)

    414 The biggest problem facing the crew of Artemis II is....the Terlit Hobo fell asleep.

    Probably a Boulder Terlit Hobo. They're usually to drunk to stand, so....

    Posted by: Sam Adams at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (X+xvk)

    415 To my knowledge no official source said "shot down". It is all media speculation. Trump did not say anything about it in his statement. Griffin said "downed". A10 involved in rescue "crashed". No more specific than that.

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:57 AM (GD0B3)

    416 Ryan Gosling will play one of the pilots in the movie

    he's in everything, I think they passed a law or something
    Posted by: Don Black

    Who would play the leader of the search and rescue team? Chris Pratt maybe?

    Posted by: Tuna at April 05, 2026 12:58 AM (lJ0H4)

    417 Darmok, his face red, his toilet clogged.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    Jalad, on the brown ocean, his legs wide, his nostrils burning.
    Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 05, 2026 12:46 AM (KAi1n)


    Picard with bowels unfurled.

    Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (2WIwB)

    418 American Pilot Rescued from Iranian Terrorists: Democrats, Journalists Hardest Hit.

    Posted by: Sam Adams at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (X+xvk)

    419 @XFreeze

    ChatGPT literally just flagged the Seven Last Words of Jesus on Good Friday....hit a policy violation & marked it as "dangerous"

    My friend was just doing sermon research. That's it.

    But here's the wild part..... ChatGPT has no problem giving a step-by-step guide for suicide… yet somehow a quote from the Bible is marked as harmful and blocked as a policy violation

    Make it make sense...ChatGPT is just utterly woke AI

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (48JDT)

    420 Just got back from eating a yummy pizza at Olympia Pizza on West Broadway in Vancouver. Same pizza joint that used to be my go-to for ordering pizza delivery for late-night study at UBC, lo these many years ago.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 12:59 AM (I7pZ1)

    421 Those assholes will complain about everything.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:56 AM (3ek7K)

    Perfect! We have test subjects for the next Zero-G toilet design contest!

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (S/Y4j)

    422 Star Track never had a stopped up toilet episode.

    Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (52ERr)

    423 ok, Happy Easter to all who celebrate. Good night!

    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 01:01 AM (GD0B3)

    424
    THANK YOU RUNNER.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 01:01 AM (3ek7K)

    425 Star Track never had a stopped up toilet episode.
    Posted by: Boss Moss at April 05, 2026 01:00 AM (52ERr)

    The closest we got was the shower scene with V'Ger's probe in the shower in ST:TMP.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 05, 2026 01:02 AM (S/Y4j)

    426 @MarioNawfal . Apr 3

    Gwynne Shotwell says SpaceX wants a Moon settlement and manufacturing facility within 10 years, ideally five.

    The plan includes building AI-powered satellites and data centers directly on the lunar surface through NASA’s Artemis program.
    --

    Elon Musk@elonmusk . 6h

    True

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:02 AM (48JDT)

    427 Just no marshmallow crap, lol.

    Posted by: fourseasons at April 05, 2026 12:41 AM (3ek7K)

    Marshmallows toasted over a fire on a stick are yummy. There is an art to toasting them just right, without setting them afire. Caramelized sugar is great.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:03 AM (I7pZ1)

    428 @visegrad24

    The Home Care Service in Sweden hired a Syrian gangster to take care of the elderly.

    It ended with him recording himself abusing and torturing them while shouting “Allahu Akbar”

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:04 AM (48JDT)

    429 "Your PJs have a bit more firepower than your average infantry unit on patrol."

    My PJs go boom!

    Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2026 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

    430 I slowly pull the heads of my Mitch McTurtle peeps, stretch them out nice and good, then POP off comes the head. Then I throw them in the garbage.

    Posted by: Major Healey at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (abIsI)

    431 @visegrad24 . BREAKING:

    The security forces of the Islamic regime in Iran just found the bodies of a group of Basij militia terrorists who were out looking for the downed American airman in the mountains of south-western Iran.

    Looks like they ran into an American search and rescue group

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (48JDT)

    432 Also waiting to see the list of Iranian leadership eliminated yesterday in a big strike (strikes?) on Tehran. Trump said "many". Of course it takes time to confirm and then release details.

    The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?

    You'd think Grim Beeper plus the better-than-fiction massacre of leadership last June would have moved these clowns to radically change their activities.

    A few weeks ago a nuke scientist was hit, at his home (with his famlly). WTFF? Years of targeted hits on his colleagues, and currently US/Israel plinking down to the level of Basij checkpoints, and he's ...... at home??

    I remain thankful, but baffled.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 01:08 AM (U/Byj)

    433 So, so grateful to God that we were able to rescue our weapons service officer. What a glorious Easter present, especially for his fellow airmen and his family.

    Posted by: Beverly at April 05, 2026 01:09 AM (reMys)

    434 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:10 AM (48JDT)

    435 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.
    Posted by: Braenyard
    --------

    It's twue, it's twue! It really IS the religion of PIECES!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

    436 The capital city of El Salvador on Good Friday

    A couple of years ago, it was nearly impossible to go for a stroll in these areas as they were controlled by some of the world’s most violent gangs

    Today, they are full with domestic & international tourists

    https://tinyurl.com/3htwkxhv

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:20 AM (48JDT)

    437 Apparently we set up a makeshift airbase somewhere in Iran, and the rescue op flew out from there to do business

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:20 AM (ZxPkt)

    438 The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?
    -
    If your view of causality is entirely summed up by "allah wills it", you may make some careless mistakes from time to time.

    Posted by: Methos at April 05, 2026 01:21 AM (vSvIl)

    439 >The question continues to burn from last June and before: what in the wide wide world of sports is these jokers' sense of personal security?
    ----
    they're just not that bright
    dumb brutes

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:24 AM (ZxPkt)

    440 You know, it might be fun to take some old worn-out jet fighters, fit them with basic remote-control like drones have, and stuff the seats with realistic dummies. Airplane and the dummies themselves loaded with explosives, rigged to detonate if messed with by locals once the "crash" and "ejection" have happened. Send a few of those into Iran, and train the population to give downed aircraft a wide berth.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:29 AM (I7pZ1)

    441 Apparently 2 C-130s had to be destroyed because they couldn't fly out of the "base" (almost certainly just an expedient landing field, for which C-130s are designed) used in the rescue operation. Not clear how other aircraft could get out, but perhaps we'll know some day.

    Though I hope it's a long time from now.

    Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2026 01:30 AM (U/Byj)

    442
    128
    THere was a also a "burnt smell" coming from the Orion toilet at some point yesterday. Mission control was scratching their heads. They had them to do gas analysis near the thing to try to see just what it was emanating, but I don't know if that turned anything up.

    They mentioned a "mild" such smell was noted during testing on the ground they found in the logs. That is still unresolved, but the think it's nothing to worry about, just something outgassing a bit.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 10:33 PM

    -------

    It's this one guy. It's been him all along. He won't admit it.

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:31 AM (VWtfl)

    443 Happy Easter, all!

    I made a small batch of deviled eggs, to split with hubby tomorrow. He loves those!

    Yesterday, I trimmed his beard & today wanted to get a picture to send to son and niece, but he didn't want to do that.. Maybe can do it tomorrow..

    Meanwhile-- I got the lawn mowed this afternoon. Man, what a chore. Should've done it last weekend but had to concentrate on tax paperwork instead.

    Lots of cleanup yet to do outside. Never a dull moment!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

    444 "This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation."

    This is the part that way more people need to respect. Your personal curiosity is not more important than the military maintaining opsec. The OSINT clown show is worse than the media cameras set up to watch Desert Storm kick off. It's a free, constantly live intel service to our enemy, selling American lives for ad revenue.

    Posted by: Sjg at April 05, 2026 01:32 AM (aqZN1)

    445 Obama appointed Hawaiian Judge Orders Trump to return rescued airman back to Iran for immediate propaganda use to help Democrats win the Midterms...

    Posted by: CNN Breaking News at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (/Uzmo)

    446 It's this one guy. It's been him all along. He won't admit it.
    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:31 AM (VWtfl)

    Outgassing has never presented a problem for me.

    Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (I7pZ1)

    447
    Wait a minute. "Found in the logs?"

    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (VWtfl)

    448 Shit, if a toilet got that many buttons and complexity I'm just gonna pee outside.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:35 AM (snZF9)

    449 Wait a minute. "Found in the logs?"
    Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2026 01:33 AM (VWtfl)

    Like, say, kernels of corn?

    Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 05, 2026 01:36 AM (I7pZ1)

    450 Tonight I am saddened to announce the US Military and President Trump did a spectacular job with the rescue mission which I did not approve of.

    This makes us Democrats look bad and we intend on an in-depth investigation in order to waste time and accomplish nothing till the midterms.

    Posted by: Hakeen Jefferies at April 05, 2026 01:37 AM (38587)

    451 @visegrad24 . BREAKING:

    The security forces of the Islamic regime in Iran just found the bodies of a group of Basij militia terrorists who were out looking for the downed American airman in the mountains of south-western Iran.

    Looks like they ran into an American search and rescue group

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 01:07 AM (48JDT)

    I hope they fucking mag dumped them.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:39 AM (snZF9)

    452 It was a good day

    goodnight y'all

    Posted by: Don Black at April 05, 2026 01:41 AM (ZxPkt)

    453 Nite, DB.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:42 AM (I7pZ1)

    454 I hope they fucking mag dumped them.
    Posted by: Berserker
    --------

    This was most satisfying to read:

    434 There's video but it's mostly pieces only a couple of intact bodies.
    Posted by: Braenyard

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

    455 428 @visegrad24

    The Home Care Service in Sweden hired a Syrian gangster to take care of the elderly.

    It ended with him recording himself abusing and torturing them while shouting “Allahu Akbar”
    Posted by: Braenyard



    Did they at least fire him? He'd just get re-hired in the UK but still...

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2026 01:44 AM (Kdi1r)

    456 You know, that DJ bunny looks like the energizer bunny on meth.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 01:44 AM (I7pZ1)

    457 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies."

    eat that , blackpillers
    Posted by: runner at April 05, 2026 12:26 AM (GD0B3)

    They found the second F15 dude?? Frigging awesome, now they can lay waste to the whole fucking place.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:46 AM (snZF9)

    458 450 Tonight I am saddened to announce the US Military and President Trump did a spectacular job with the rescue mission which I did not approve of.
    ...
    This makes us Democrats look bad and we intend on an in-depth investigation in order to waste time and accomplish nothing till the midterms.

    And-then Trump authorizes $152M for the refurbishing of Alcatraz for MSNBC's favorite UncleSourPuss as it's first, prime and perhaps only permanent resident. the bulk of the year over year operating costs being funded by the 250ft statue of Prometheus and Technology Museum also housed there as prelude to the eagle which will eat Brennan's liver daily -- and America250 can move-on beyond, rather than forWAR'd forever....



    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:46 AM (jrUFg)

    459 My favorite jelly beans are the licorice ones.

    Posted by: Frankie at April 05, 2026 01:48 AM (4hkzn)

    460 Damn, I'm pouring a bourbon and raising a glass to our military. Well done people, well fucking done. Now turn the place into a hellscape.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 01:52 AM (snZF9)

    461 Peanut butter eggs

    Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2026 01:52 AM (Ia/+0)

    462 457 "This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND!

    Indeed. contrast this to Bill Clinton who when the BlackHawk Down families visited the oval office he literally told them that "it was their OWN FAULT that they were dead".

    I remember Judas.
    That was Bill Clinton before he Disgraced his office and Betrayed us ALL.

    Had he done back in '92 in Mogadishu what Somalia accomplished in a week nearly a decade later, there factually would have been no OBL, no 911, no endless forever war -- and Zelensky and noodle headed Macaroni following in his footsteps of moral corruption would never have ended up on display in carbonite for thinking that either would fare any better than Hitler or Napoleon against Russia.

    forWAR'd !!!

    Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 05, 2026 01:53 AM (jW61b)

    463 Cheers, Berserker!

    *to our military*

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

    464 Cheers, Berserker!

    *to our military*

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

    America, Fuck yeah!

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:00 AM (snZF9)

    465 and train the population to give downed aircraft a wide berth.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
    ---

    It would also expose some remaining air defenses.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:01 AM (48JDT)

    466 America, Fuck yeah!

    *drinks*

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

    467 It would also expose some remaining air defenses.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:01 AM (48JDT)

    Yes it would. Sort of a Judas goat, if you will.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:06 AM (I7pZ1)

    468 I know we don't want boots on the ground, but damn I wish we would send some boogymen into iran to kill these motherfuckers in nasty ways and just leave bodies in their wake. A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:09 AM (snZF9)

    469 Well, it is 11:00 here, and I am getting sleepy. I plan to hit the road tomorrow for points inland in BC, and then onward to home in Alberta. Night, Horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:10 AM (I7pZ1)

    470 >>A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.
    --------

    Gee, if only we had some sooper-sekrit agency what would DO shit like that... hmmm...

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

    471 'Night, AOP. Safe travels!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

    472 I know we don't want boots on the ground, but damn I wish we would send some boogymen into iran to kill these motherfuckers in nasty ways and just leave bodies in their wake. A few dead mofos here, a few dead mofos there, nobody knows nothing, no advertising it and make the pricks think satan himself is hunting them.
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:09 AM (snZF9)

    Robots, Berserker. Dressed up like djinn, ten feet tall and made of radiation. Shoot lasers from their eyeballs, and breathe fire from their noses.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:13 AM (I7pZ1)

    473 https://youtu.be/mWGeRgFa-hI

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

    474 A robot Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner would be a fearsome thing to turn loose in iran, LOL.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (I7pZ1)

    475 I had no idea we found the second F15 dude. I spent most of the day in the garage making room for the latest acquisition and wasn't following the news. I didn't ride it home JQ, I actually shoehorned it into the bed of the colorado. I can't believe I got it to fit.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:16 AM (snZF9)

    476 A robot Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner would be a fearsome thing to turn loose in iran, LOL.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2026 02:15 AM (I7pZ1)

    Shit yeah.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:17 AM (snZF9)

    477
    ROFL. I was sitting here with the Mission Control Artemis feed on in the background. I got to noticing a high pitched whine come from something and I got a-skeered some piece of hardware here was failing. After carefully listening to the actual computer case, it didn't come from that. Then I narrowed it down to the monitor, or some of the shit behind hind. High pitched little whine from some power supply dinky coil. Tons of such shit in the power adapters for the network equipment.

    Then I muted the sound. That was it. There is a background whine coming from that MIssion control feed. Sheesh.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:20 AM (w6EFb)

    478 America, Fuck yeah!

    *drinks*
    Posted by: JQ

    *chugs three PBRs*

    *belches out the National Anthem*

    Posted by: Miklos Kate-Smith at April 05, 2026 02:20 AM (MABMQ)

    479 Good job, Bers! Glad you got the new 'baby' home!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

    480 Rabbit snares for them to step in, spring loaded to yank them 20' off the ground. Crowds could gather and taunt them as they die.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (48JDT)

    481 *belches out the National Anthem*
    Posted by: Miklos
    ---------

    Wow, Miklos-- didn't know you could Belch In Tongues. LOL!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

    482
    And yes, they rounded out the day with more space toilet talk. Terlet is a go for the rest of the night.

    They're having problems with the primary dump system apparently. It's too slow. Christina had to describe, in detail, what both the output from the primary and secondary venting nozzles looked like. The primary is "blowing chunks", she used some phrase similar to that.

    When the shitter's full, Clark, you've got to dump it, and that's a slow process. They've got a go to use the thing all night, but apparently with some precautions that were discussed on the private channels. Probably TMI stuff involved, maybe.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:24 AM (w6EFb)

    483 >>Rabbit snares for them to step in, spring loaded to yank them 20' off the ground. Crowds could gather and taunt them as they die.
    --------

    Let the civilians all have a run at them, knives in hand-- death by a thousand cuts.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

    484 Wow, Miklos-- didn't know you could Belch In Tongues. LOL!
    Posted by: JQ


    My freshman roommate could actually belch a good portion of the National Anthem after a beer or two.

    And people question the value of a college education

    Posted by: Miklos leart hisself good at April 05, 2026 02:27 AM (MABMQ)

    485 Good job, Bers! Glad you got the new 'baby' home!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

    Yeah the tires were too old. The bike is a 1997 and the tires are original. They got more dry rot than pelosi's face. I didn;t want to risk riding it. Back roads would have been ok, but the first 3/4 of the 50 mile ride was highway, and major truck route highway.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:28 AM (snZF9)

    486 Hahaha, Miklos. Don't need kollidge fer that-- my older bro could belch in tongues, whole sentences, at will. He wasn't a singer, but man... can't believe the *length* of his burps. Bet he puked more than a few times while practicing the craft!

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

    487 My freshman roommate could actually belch a good portion of the National Anthem after a beer or two.

    And people question the value of a college education

    Posted by: Miklos leart hisself good at April 05, 2026 02:27 AM (MABMQ)

    I had a friend who could have pissed out Lincoln's Gettysburg address in the snow after a few beers. There was another who could piss over a clothes line. He called it "doing pressure". Another could fart out the beats to music when it was playing. It was like hanging out with the dudes from animal house.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:37 AM (snZF9)

    488 It was like hanging out with the dudes from animal house.
    Posted by: Berserker
    ----------

    I swear-- I worked with those guys! LOL. (parts of the job that I'm not really sure I miss...)

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

    489 Hey, all. Just turning down the lights to retire, and wanted to tell you Happy Easter. He is Risen!

    And the rescue teams are amazing. God bless 'em.

    https://youtu.be/MAU2TgfZAcc

    G'nite, y'all.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - American by birth and choice at April 05, 2026 02:42 AM (/rhF0)

    490 Well, I'm smoke-free again. Got another couple boxes of "step 1" patches and starting all over.

    Fucking cigarettes, man...

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

    491 https://youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

    492 If anyone knows who or anything about this guy or video. It's a quick 3 minutes.. I would appreciate a note. i'll catch it tomorrow. Thanks.
    Good night.

    https://tinyurl.com/bdd9vzwv



    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 05, 2026 02:53 AM (48JDT)

    493 So....I just discovered a way to send flowers to people in the hospital without having to pay exorbitant delivery fees.

    Call up the gift shop, and if they have flower arrangements, order one and have it delivered to the patient's room! Best of all, you can usually get a pretty decent arrangement at a reasonable price.

    Can't believe I never thought/heard of this before....

    Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 05, 2026 02:57 AM (SRRAx)

    494
    This was something interesting I did not know. The Artemis crew is going to be the first human eyes to ever see Mare Orientale in sunlight. Look up the details, but that's a very young impact feature that's barely, just barely visible peaking on the western limb of the Moon over the full libration cycle. It's at the extreme limits of that, so seeing it edge on from earth the most possible is rare thing over a 6, if not 18 year cycle.

    Apollo did not see it in sunlight, because of the timing. Apollo 17 managed to get enough earthlight to get some dim images. Early orbiters did image it, but no human eyes have seen it in full on sunlight.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 02:58 AM (w6EFb)

    495 Well, I'm smoke-free again. Got another couple boxes of "step 1" patches and starting all over.

    Fucking cigarettes, man...

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

    I know, trust me, I know.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2026 02:59 AM (snZF9)

    496
    They've got a photo up. Mare Orientale is just swinging into view here:

    https://is.gd/eye0q7

    The Moon is upside down from our usual POV here in the north -- note Tycho is on top. Anyway, Mare Orientale is the little dark spot on the mid-right edge.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:05 AM (w6EFb)

    497 Gonna kick it this time, for sure! Damn cigarettes...

    Thanks, Bers. I know you understand.

    Guess I need the full-strength patches for a longer while than "recommended" because that first day of stepping down *really* left me craving in a very bad way!

    Here we go again. Too bad the gum & lozenges taste so nasty (and would be nearly as expensive as smoking)! Patches take the edge off, so that's nice.

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)

    498 Oh no, I need to get to bed. Need to get up early tomorrow..

    G'night, all. Blessed Easter to you!

    <3

    Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

    499
    Note by "very young", I mean 3.7B years old. It's the younger YUGE impact basin, and the most well preserved. It's a reference for impact processes and all that.

    One of the planetary geologists, present at press conference who trained the crew on Moon geology and geography was nearly squeeing at the thought of human eyes seeing Mare Orientale for the first time.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

    500 Try lozenges or a vape.

    I always found the patch actually made cravings worse.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2026 03:36 AM (bss/y)

    501 One of the planetary geologists, present at press conference who trained the crew on Moon geology and geography was nearly squeeing at the thought of human eyes seeing Mare Orientale for the first time.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

    It's only the first time if you don't count the Nazi flying saucer base there.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 05, 2026 03:42 AM (gTyJl)

    502 I was going to tell an off-color joke about why Christ isn't Kosher for Passover, but Doof and TRex beat me to it!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 10:38 PM (n9ltV)
    -

    Leaven help you!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2026 03:52 AM (Y+4g7)

    503 Tech thread has arrived!

    Posted by: clarence at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (MbRpR)

    504 Pixy's up!

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:02 AM (fNISR)

    505 Thank you, runner!
    post 265+

    Posted by: m at April 05, 2026 04:15 AM (fNISR)

    Music Thread: -- Open Thread -- Music Thread -- Open Thread

    backwoodscrocs.jpg

    So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

    ***


    ***

    Yes, Red Sox fans are vile, but...


    ***


    ***

    Yes, this is mostly symbolic, but I think there are other, more important issues that I wish the President would focus on before he tries to fix college sports, which has been crooked since almost the beginning.

    President Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting 'Illegal' NIL Payments, Seeks To Limit Number Of Transfers

    Some of the key topics included in the new order try to curtail NIL collectives, along with allowing players to have five years to play five seasons. But, one of the most drastic changes was the committee who helped write this executive order helping implement a change to the transfer process.

    ***


    ***

    Posted by: CBD at 07:30 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Music

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:37 PM (V4IXI)

    2 Lumbersexual music for rustic merrymaking!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:37 PM (kpS4V)

    3 I hate NIL.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (V4IXI)

    4 Good evening everyone

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

    5 Saw NextGeneration Leahy at beginning of week. They don’t appear to have a new CD out with this iteration of kids. Still, for Canadians, not bad Celtic music with a twist.

    Posted by: epador at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (TRnzq)

    6 NIL reminded me of one of my favorite movies when I was young because I was a basketball player.

    One on One .

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (V4IXI)

    7 You gotta admit, Garrett always sports appropriate footwear. That's a plus!

    Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (oftw2)

    8 They may Boo them at the BB Game, but they will reelect them or an idiot that is worse ..........

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (/Uzmo)

    9 Johnny Cash, "Lumberjack":

    https://tinyurl.com/2p9358r

    "A man's gotta be a lot tougher than the timber he's cuttin'"

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (kpS4V)

    10 Garrett's woodsy footwear has paracord and a pocket for condoms....

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

    11 After discussions on the Cure on another thread I was going to download the Best of the Cure but I only liked half of the songs on the album.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (V4IXI)

    12 There were 18 songs on the album. And it was Cures greatest hits though Robert Smith selected the playlist.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (V4IXI)

    13 Bugs are gonna love Garrett's woodsy footwear.

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (Q+gd/)

    14 The Gore-Tex uppers are kind of a waste, tbh

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:51 PM (h7ZuX)

    15 So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

    ace is teaching him Endorian shibari

    Posted by: Such a knotty boy at April 04, 2026 07:52 PM (TbWk/)

    16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

    FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (Kdi1r)

    17 Re Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.

    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

    18 Evening, CBD and musical horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (I7pZ1)

    19 Before I changed the channel, the previous shift had CNN on. Apparently the WAR is causing HUGE price increases. Unprecedented in American History!! I changed the channel to college baseball.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (Kdi1r)

    20 Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.
    Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

    It's more than a feeling.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (V4IXI)

    21 I've always thought of the Hallelulah Chorus as kind of a Easter song:

    https://youtu.be/pRhjWdr-LAA

    Posted by: tankdemon at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (PMi3m)

    22 Re Boston -- Why are they booing? They voted both of those cunts into office.
    Posted by: Angzarr
    -----
    The demographic that attends baseball games is not the demographic that voted in those cunts.
    This being Boston, a Democrat machine run city, it's highly likely that the demographic that voted in those cunts is both fraudulent and imaginary.

    Posted by: buddhaha at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (0r3iH)

    23 I like Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (FrGmf)

    24 Before I changed the channel, the previous shift had CNN on. Apparently the WAR is causing HUGE price increases. Unprecedented in American History!! I changed the channel to college baseball.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:56 PM (Kdi1r)

    Once the Iran war is over, the bottom will fall out of the pistachio market.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:59 PM (I7pZ1)

    25 https://tinyurl.com/4unmf7hp

    On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter. From the score of the film "Hamnet". Beautifully haunting piece of music.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)

    26 My favorite song is "Good Time Charlies Got the Blues".

    Posted by: Ronster at April 04, 2026 08:01 PM (LjEfn)

    27 Happy Easter, all. Completely by happenstance, I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's. One if the most successful groups was Bill Deal and The Rondels. Being a fan of harmonies, I really took to their sound and style. Check out the drummer/vocalist Ammon Tharp. Dude has a set of pipes. For what it's worth, here's a little sample medley of three of their hits. Warning: the quality is not great.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5v8pxev

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:03 PM (ceJ0R)

    28 Shag music, Notorious BFD. I'm not being sarcastic. It is big and real in the Carolinas.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:06 PM (FrGmf)

    29 21 I've always thought of the Hallelulah Chorus as kind of a Easter song:

    https://youtu.be/pRhjWdr-LAA
    Posted by: tankdemon



    I believe Handel's 'Messiah' is chronological.

    Worthy is the Lamb- youtu.be/vCcGqMHndxo

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:06 PM (Kdi1r)

    30 https://tinyurl.com/4unmf7hp

    On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter. From the score of the film "Hamnet". Beautifully haunting piece of music.
    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
    ----

    Used in "Interstellar" too. Beautiful.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 04, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)

    31 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 08:10 PM (pFJNq)

    32 Shag music, Notorious BFD. I'm not being sarcastic. It is big and real in the Carolinas.

    Yeah, forgot to add that. I guess it is known under both labels. Thanks for the correction.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (ceJ0R)

    33 Hubby had an HR Giger Screensaver with Debbie Harry back in the day, I recall.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (FrGmf)

    34 Wait wait wait.

    From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

    How is that possible?!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

    35 Wait wait wait.

    From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

    How is that possible?!
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

    He has been to MoMee's. Kind of like going to Boston and not getting scrod.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:15 PM (I7pZ1)

    36 16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

    FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

    It's also on TNT.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (rbKZ6)

    37 Wait wait wait.

    From a comment from last thread, am I correct in believing Berserker that you have never had biscuits and gravy?

    How is that possible?!
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

    I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

    38 I had biscuits and gravy in some hipster cafe in Port Angeles WA last Monday. It was vile. The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)

    39 Oops, sorry! It's on TruTV.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (rbKZ6)

    40 Yeah, forgot to add that. I guess it is known under both labels. Thanks for the correction.

    Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:12 PM (ceJ0R)

    They still have annual Shag weeks at Ocean Drive Beach (North Myrtle Beach) Not my scene, but I've been there visiting family. They seem to have fun.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (FrGmf)

    41 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

    Thats just... I mean... damn.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

    42 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    Complete with a phallus placed not so discretely on the cover.

    Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 04, 2026 08:19 PM (G+z7f)

    43 Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

    It's also on TNT.
    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (rbKZ6)

    Final four what? Horses in the race, destined to become dog food?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (I7pZ1)

    44 " I hate NIL.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg "

    Nine Inch Lagbolts?

    Posted by: Hardware Fan at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

    45 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)


    Your kind isn't welcome here...

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (n9ltV)

    46 The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)

    I love onions. I love biscuits and gravy.

    I never even contemplated mixing them. Why?

    Choice of sausage.
    Flour.
    Whole milk.
    Salt and Pepper.

    Infinite variations on that theme.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

    47 And probably the best remade biscuits are the southern style Pillsbury. I do not get the layered biscuit fascination. I don't peel a biscuit. I break it in half longways.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

    48 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

    I'm not the one who ruined a perfectly good deviled egg recipe. ( I'm not a ranch dressing fan either)

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

    49 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI

    Shreveport?

    (You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)

    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

    50 I don't do white gravy so I'm with Berserker and I grew up in Louisiana.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:17 PM (V4IXI)

    Your kind isn't welcome here...
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 08:20 PM (n9ltV)

    Spirit of the staircase: 'Please, sir! There are women and children present!'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

    51 I'm not the one who ruined a perfectly good deviled egg recipe. ( I'm not a ranch dressing fan either)
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (V4IXI)

    They came out damn tasty. I did not have any mayo.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

    52 I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's. One if the most successful groups was Bill Deal and The Rondels. Being a fan of harmonies, I really took to their sound and style. Check out the drummer/vocalist Ammon Tharp. Dude has a set of pipes. For what it's worth, here's a little sample medley of three of their hits. Warning: the quality is not great.

    https://tinyurl.com/y5v8pxev
    Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2026 08:03 PM

    I grew up on beach/shag music in the 70s in NC. I still love it and have a whole playlist of it. The Embers and Chairmen of the Board were very popular live performers. Beach Music festivals were very common in these parts.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (rbKZ6)

    53 Shreveport?

    (You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

    Hah.

    West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (V4IXI)

    54 I had biscuits and gravy in some hipster cafe in Port Angeles WA last Monday. It was vile. The white gravy was rife with chopped green onions, and seasoned with fennel. Tasted like gasoline. It's comfort food, people. Keep it simple, don't fuck it up!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (I7pZ1)


    That is just...wrong. Green onions? Fennel? WTF? Hipsters ruin everything.

    Brown the sausage. Add flour to the meat and grease. Add milk or cream. Season with pepper and Slap Ya Mama. Ladel the precious over biscuits. Happy Ending.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (FrGmf)

    55 If you don't have any sausage, squirrel brains are a suitable substitute.

    Posted by: Biscuits and gravy recipes at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

    56 36 16 youtu.be/7RXr3sGiHbo

    FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!! I'm at work and the TV in the office doesn't have TBS so no Final Four! OUTRAGE!! Now I have to actually work or something.
    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM

    It's also on TNT.
    Posted by: Moonbeam



    Which also isn't available at work. :-(

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (Kdi1r)

    57 39 Oops, sorry! It's on TruTV.
    Posted by: Moonbeam



    A nope on that too.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (Kdi1r)

    58 Brown the sausage. Add flour to the meat and grease. Add milk or cream. Season with pepper and Slap Ya Mama. Ladel the precious over biscuits. Happy Ending.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (FrGmf)

    This woman gets it.

    No mention of roux. As it should be.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

    59 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)

    60 They came out damn tasty. I did not have any mayo.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

    I'm sure they did. I'm just lashing back😀

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (V4IXI)

    61 https://www.westwoodonesports.com/ listen to final 4 maybe?

    Posted by: Steck at April 04, 2026 08:29 PM (LlRQB)

    62 47 And probably the best remade biscuits are the southern style Pillsbury. I do not get the layered biscuit fascination. I don't peel a biscuit. I break it in half longways.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM

    More layers for the butter!

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:29 PM (rbKZ6)

    63 If you don't have any sausage, squirrel brains are a suitable substitute.
    Posted by: Biscuits and gravy recipes at April 04, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

    Mammaw would often just use her ever present butter tub of sausage/bacon grease and put the flour in that. Better than anything I can make. I need to start capturing grease.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

    64 Has to be 35th time I watch Wizard of Oz

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

    65 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)

    I tried listening to it on this laptop. Audio just terrible to my admittedly bad ears. And for some reason, all the Ewetoob "suggestions" on the sidebar were the worst sort of clickbait crap.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (I7pZ1)

    66 How much bacon/sausage grease mixture? Fuck if I know. The woman never measured anything. Always came out exactly the same way.

    That lady was born to cook.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

    67 UConn men came through. Women losing yesterday already made the Jordan's Furniture money bach schtick moot.

    Posted by: From about That Time at April 04, 2026 08:32 PM (sl73Y)

    68 I think most commercials/ads are AI generated nowadays. Would anybody care? Anyway, just look at one and think "Is that AI?" You will start questioning everything.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

    69 Dash my lace wigs, Carolina shag music is smooth and enjoyable. Very 60s. There was an 80s movie with Phoebe Cates called Shag.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (FrGmf)

    70 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

    71 Has to be 35th time I watch Wizard of Oz
    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

    I'm not at that many but at least a dozen times. And even after all those times I never noticed the scarecrow had a gun when they were in the haunted forest until it was pointed out to me.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 08:35 PM (V4IXI)

    72 UConn's head coach blew a gasket yesterday. He's a bit of an ass anyway. Good to see him confirm that, not that I'm a fan of the harpy coach for South Carolina.

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:35 PM (Kdi1r)

    73 I think Bill Deal is native to Portsmouth, VA area. Yup, born in Portsmouth died in Virginia Beach in 2003.

    Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at April 04, 2026 08:36 PM (oftw2)

    74 I intended to post the other night on the ONT featuring Fox On the Run. That's probably my favorite bluegrass song.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)

    75 >>Saw NextGeneration Leahy at beginning of week. They don’t appear to have a new CD out with this iteration of kids. Still, for Canadians, not bad Celtic music with a twist.

    Posted by: epador at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM

    One of the best concerts I've seen was Natalie MacMaster maybe twenty years ago. The woman was a whirlwind of fiddling and dancing and had given birth about 6 months before.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lGC3uPaZ1o

    Natalie, Donnell Leahy and Mary Frances Leahy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYX6scSSyVs

    Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (98kQX)

    76 Tennessee beat LSU in the college baseball game I was watching. Arizona/ASU next up. At least my overlords allow some sports on the TV (ESPN/Fox Sports)

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (Kdi1r)

    77 69 Dash my lace wigs, Carolina shag music is smooth and enjoyable. Very 60s. There was an 80s movie with Phoebe Cates called Shag.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (FrGmf)

    I'll probably love it. Need something to freshen up the Spotify.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (h7ZuX)

    78 Re Shag

    Kind of doowop-y.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

    79 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.
    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

    Deport. Denaturalize if you have to.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

    80 53 Shreveport?

    (You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Wmg4n)

    Hah.

    West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at

    So many good memories in Breaux Bridge, of all places. And yes, you are correct.

    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 08:39 PM (OoFl2)

    81 I've always liked small combo jazz: Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, Diana Krall, etc. Recently found a channel on YT, Dhara Jazz. Bass, guitar, drums and one female vocalist who actually sounds like a mature woman, not Minnie Mouse. Their version of "It was a Very Good Year", smoky and intimate, is so much better than Sinatra's orchestral arrangement. Worth listening to.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (yTvNw)

    82 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

    83 That sounds like something they would do where they put carrots in chili.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

    84 That sounds like something they would do where they put carrots in chili.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

    85 The blog hamsters were disgusted by that.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

    86 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.
    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
    ----
    It's the best way to capture hobbits.

    They go crazy for mushroom soup...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 08:43 PM (ESVrU)

    87 Brain Salad Surgery was an awesome album - and the album cover popularized the work of HR Giger like nothing else could.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    When I sold off my LP collection Brain Salad Surgery brought some pretty good $$. That copy was damn near brand new as my original was fed to the party gods during the Great Dorm Room Fire of 1974.

    Who'da thought macrame' candle holders, posters covering the walls, and a parachute tacked to the ceiling could have contributed to it. (We had the music so loud we didn't hear the fire alarm)

    Good times, good times. . . .

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 08:44 PM (cYBz/)

    88 If we keep this up, we'll have to talk about music in tomorrow's food thread.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:44 PM (h7ZuX)

    89 59 I don't think I've ever heard this Carolina shag music. Tagging for tomorrow morning, when I the house will be quiet and I can give it a listen.
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:28 PM (h7ZuX)


    This will give you a good start:

    https://tinyurl.com/3dn5j2w5

    But 60s beach music was a bit different from that of the 70s. It was more similar to the crooner stylings of the 50s, while 70s beach started to sound more modern. The beat of the songs and the shag dance is what held them together.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 08:45 PM (rbKZ6)

    90 "They go crazy for mushroom soup...
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

    I had some mushroom soup in college. What a trip. I can see how it could make you crazy.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

    91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM (Q+gd/)

    92 I'll probably love it. Need something to freshen up the Spotify.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 08:37 PM (h7ZuX)
    78 Re Shag

    Kind of doowop-y.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)


    Shag music makes me think of Dr Hook songs from the 70s. Of a certain time and place. Not what I want to hear all the time, but nice listening sometimes.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (FrGmf)

    93 Mushroom soup? That's biscuits and gross.
    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:40 PM (vFG9F)

    Would actually be a step up from the fennel-laden shite I got in PA.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (I7pZ1)

    94 It's an open thread. You know what I know is not AI? Old game shows. There is no way they could make those old Match Games with grabby Gene nowadays.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

    95 So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

    ace is teaching him Endorian shibari
    Posted by: Such a knotty boy


    I saw Endorian Shibari open for If These Trees Could Talk at The Star Loft in 2016.

    https://youtu.be/thz_JqagxRU

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

    96 What if all those St Jude commercials were AI? Would it matter?

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

    97
    Denaturalize if you have to.

    That makes alcohol undrinkable.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)

    98 I own a pair of clogs that look like Crocs, but they do not have, and never did have, those faggy straps on them. Nor any kind of name on them. They have lasted for 14 years, so far, and are very comfortable. I use them as slippers, and at the beach.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:52 PM (I7pZ1)

    99 Several days ago, a Donk congresscritter posted this.

    In a now deleted post, Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV) said of President Trump going to SCOTUS this morning:
    "So fucking fucked up. I'll pray they fuck him to his face."

    (She ran as a bipartisan consensus builder.)

    Made me think of the old Dion song, Runaround Sue.

    Now listen people what I'm telling you
    A-keep away from-a Fuck Face Sue, yeah

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (ndZc7)

    100 Local place does what it calls biscuits and gravy. It's cream of mushroom soup.
    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

    Deport. Denaturalize if you have to.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD

    =====

    Dismember

    Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (gpQ8/)

    101 Endorian Shibari.

    You people are evil. Why thats like thinking of Lena Dunham in only cords.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

    102 Is beach music better than yacht rock?

    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM


    Better is subjective. Yacht rock makes me think of Christopher Cross. Or Loggins and Messina. Beach music is a subcategory of bands like Chairmen of the Board. Or Band of Oz.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:54 PM (FrGmf)

    103 Now I have run around sue in my head. Fuck.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

    104 Pablo Cruise is yacht rock.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 08:55 PM (I7pZ1)

    105 Music Thread: -- Open Thread -- Music Thread -- Open Thread --- The Indecision Thread? [flips coin] Music!

    Woke up the other morning with the earworm "Please don't let me be misunderstood" and ended up searching for versions on YooToob. I found

    Nina Simome - almost kinda good
    https://youtu.be/JS8LWRCS6do

    Cindy Lauper Live - why do women always try too hard?
    https://youtu.be/-XvHy4PY_dg

    Santa Esmeralda, the unbuttoned disco version
    https://youtu.be/uvXeeus94GY

    Ozzy Osbourne unreleased track - I see why
    https://youtu.be/ASHuUC3DJAc

    Yusuf / old Cat Stevens - he did have a good voice, but
    https://youtu.be/qXL0ow4-sR0

    Some of those mess with the pacing. Some mess with the simple lyrics: "Life has it's problems and I've got my share" fits with the "like any other one" and "I'm just a man" theme. Making it "I've got MORE THAN my share" is just hoobris or something. Nope nope nope.

    So…

    Eric Burdon and the Animals - still the best version
    https://youtu.be/YMDrTMnm1IE

    Posted by: mindful webworker - with a joy that's hard to hide at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (/rhF0)

    106 Quick, deploy the emergency Shirelles.

    https://youtu.be/Y2e8B2CmicQ?
    si=Q14zXJgE4AEFqCQX

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

    107 Pitch perfect Brit pop song.

    But the band is .... Chinese.

    https://youtu.be/t-OJqzpu8ps

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (f0sNM)

    108 A better beach song to have in you head

    https://tinyurl.com/mpfxs4ak

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

    109 What I learned today.

    John Lennon faced a plagiarism lawsuit over "Come Together" due to its similarities to Chuck Berry’s song "You Can’t Catch Me," which was settled out of court.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (ndZc7)

    110 Yacht rock makes me think of Christopher Cross. -- BarelyScaryMary

    This is a plot point of that Substance parallel show, "The Beauty".
    Cross was, as you may know (or, if over 29, remember) big. Sold platinum. Even I remember hearing a lot of his stuff on the radio although as a very young boy I didn't much like it.
    Then Cross vanished. Poof! I didn't hear any more of his songs. And his older songs got shifted over to the fossil stations. "A thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did [he]."
    "The Beauty" suggests that was because he showed up on TV to sing his own stuff and he was short and ugly. The young(ish) women watching would rather watch George Michael.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

    111 What's Jimmy Buffet music?

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

    112 Well, earlier I was seized by an impulse to go out and wash the inside of the windows on the Suburban, but I resisted valiantly, and overcame it. But I did take it to the tire shop this morning, and got a slow leak fixed in a front tire.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (I7pZ1)

    113 Posted by: mindful webworker - with a joy that's hard to hide at April 04, 2026 08:56 PM (/rhF0)

    Interesting study. I like the Eric Burden version. Might like Nina Simone.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (h7ZuX)

    114 TV killed the radio star.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

    115 108 A better beach song to have in you head

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

    Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM (h7ZuX)

    116 Aetius451AD, I'm unsure I believe that (or The Beauty), on account Phil Collins then went on to own the 1980s, despite looking absolutely bald and hideous.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

    117 Happen to come across one of my Clint Black CDs. It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (yTvNw)

    118 91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?
    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM

    For the most part, beach music is dance music. The Shag is the dance that pairs with beach music.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (rbKZ6)

    119 Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 08:59 PM (gKWVE)

    I thought he looked like a regular kind of guy. Women thought he was ugly? Looking at his photos now he looks like Chris Pratt's less attractive brother.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:05 PM (V4IXI)

    120 Aetius451AD, I'm unsure I believe that (or The Beauty), on account Phil Collins then went on to own the 1980s, despite looking absolutely bald and hideous.
    Posted by: gKWVE

    Works for me!!

    Posted by: Stephen Tyler at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (cYBz/)

    121 Happen to come across one of my Clint Black CDs. It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:03 PM (yTvNw)

    https://youtu.be/Cde5bhjXD5w?
    si=F-nIal_bJE8C9Gad

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

    122 Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM (h7ZuX)

    I don't think it is shag music per se. But it was one I heard a lot growing up in SC in even into the 80s. It was a popular song even then. I'm sure plenty of people shagged to it 😆

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (FrGmf)

    123 I used to love college sports, and basketball in particular, having played, but I haven't watched a basketball game in years. Still semi-interested in college football, but it's waning. All due to the one-and-done/NIL goat rope. That being said, Trump and his executive orders are pissing in the wind. Maybe the president needs to worry about some other things. Oh, I forgot. Multi-tasking. Piss off.

    Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (QaH55)

    124 “TV killed the radio star.”

    Someone here recently posted the odd fact that the keyboard player in that original video had no connection to the band at all, but in fact was a young Hans Zimmer. (Who went on to become a well known composer)

    Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (pFJNq)

    125 Ric Ocrasek and Lyle Lovett.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (V4IXI)

    126 Why not bust up the NCAA while fighting Iran and watching a new moonshot?

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (BI5O2)

    127 I never got into Genesis, just something on the radio

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)

    128 I'm sure plenty of people shagged to it 😆
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:06 PM (FrGmf)

    No doubt!

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (h7ZuX)

    129 Completely by happenstance, I recently discovered a sub-genre of pop music known as Beach Music. I guess it was quite popular along the Eastern seaboard in the late 60's and early 70's.…
    Posted by: Notorious BFD


    Was that what one listened to with one's "beach friends"? Or, wait, was that a West Coast thing?

    Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

    130 115 108 A better beach song to have in you head

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 08:58 PM (FrGmf)

    Ah, I do love this one. Is this considered shag?
    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:02 PM


    This is one of my all-time favorites:

    https://tinyurl.com/46h5ka6e

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (rbKZ6)

    131 Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.
    Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

    That was like 6 years ago! I don't think too many toddlers except TJM hang out on AOSHQ.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

    132 And sometimes, Youtube throws things into my recommendations just to mess with me. Not sure what this is. 80s new-wave shoegaze mathrock? From Sweden?

    https://youtu.be/MfHM82gzv7k

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:12 PM (VHUov)

    133 111 What's Jimmy Buffet music?
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

    Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.

    Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (suTS9)

    134 Googoyl Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for those too young to get the reference.
    Posted by: mindful webworker - boof at April 04, 2026 09:09 PM (/rhF0)

    "Googoyl" Heh! You are an artist, Mindful. Create some images of Googoyles, chimerical beasts with their beaks up peoples' butt cracks.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (I7pZ1)

    135 The Shirelles has got me in a ewetub spiral.

    The Ronettes.

    https://youtu.be/NnWOBMQhNBQ?
    si=CMrJsJgfm4kN76dK

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

    136 Cole Chaney

    youtu.be/GyJYGNdFyts

    Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2026 09:14 PM (Kdi1r)

    137 I can't watch YouTube video on this thing, so I can't see what song it is, but I love the Ronettes.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (BI5O2)

    138 Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.
    Posted by: Reforger at April 04, 2026 09:13 PM (suTS9)

    With a fair chunk of country thrown in, too.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (I7pZ1)

    139 This is one of my all-time favorites:

    https://tinyurl.com/46h5ka6e

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:11 PM (rbKZ6)


    Oh wow! I remember this song from growing up in SC. It was a good one. Thanks!

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (FrGmf)

    140 Beech Music? Wouldn't that classified as Poplar music? Or is more like a Sousa Larch?

    Posted by: Guy who misheard at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

    141 Shreveport?

    (You, Wolfus A, and me laughing hysterically and everyone else is looking at us funny)
    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026
    *
    Hah.

    West of New Orleans where proper gumbo is . made.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026


    ***
    Shreveport? Dat's way way up nawth.
    ( -- Justin Wilson)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

    142 That was like 6 years ago! I don't think too many toddlers except TJM hang out on AOSHQ.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD


    Heh, yeah, that was the subtle humor. I was going to say it outright, but didn't want to deprive you of the chance. 😏

    Posted by: mindful webworker - all play and no work at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (/rhF0)

    143 It reminded me how much I like western (or Texas) swing. It makes me think of real country music, not the quasi-rock stuff played on the local country station.
    Posted by: JTB

    Had a buddy who'd fight over calling a specific style of 'Western' music by (his) proper name:

    Cowboy/Western, western swing, Honky-Tonk, Bakersfield sound, heavy western/cowboy, texas country-Red Dirt, New Mexico-southwestern, outlaw country, Cowboy/Western Revival, Nashville Sound, or Western Harmony.

    I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

    144 These days, commercial "country" radio is more quasi-rap or quasi-hiphop than anything else, and sucks mightily as a result.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:20 PM (I7pZ1)

    145 Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

    Rock
    Metal
    Heavy Metal
    Speed Metal
    Thrash Metal

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:20 PM (V4IXI)

    146 I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.
    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:16 PM (cYBz/)

    True. Not familiar with some of those, like New Mex or Western Harmony, but I associate Bakersfield sound with my childhood (lookin at you, Buck Owens and Hee-Haw).

    Now I have to go down this rabbit hole.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 09:22 PM (h7ZuX)

    147 Shreveport? Dat's way way up nawth.
    ( -- Justin Wilson)
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

    North of Turkey Creek? Yankee...

    At least, that's what the guys in Ville Platte say....

    Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (j10i6)

    148 I almost always play Pixy 's video which then stsrt showing up on my YouTube.
    Oddly Ace had Wet Leg once somewhere and besides it showing up heard it on a modern radio station a week or so ago.

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (Ia/+0)

    149 Cowboy/Western, western swing, Honky-Tonk, Bakersfield sound, heavy western/cowboy, texas country-Red Dirt, New Mexico-southwestern, outlaw country, Cowboy/Western Revival, Nashville Sound, or Western Harmony.

    I can't tell you what makes them different but sometimes, I can hear it.
    Posted by: Tonypete


    Sounds like the subgenres of metal. That's nu-metal, that's technical death metal, that's progressive metal, that's blackgaze, that's kawaii metal, that's.....

    I think there are more metal genres than there are metal bands.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)

    150 Had a buddy who'd fight over calling a specific style of 'Western' music by (his) proper name…
    Posted by: Tonypete


    Obligatory Blues Brothers
    https://youtu.be/0UVNvoU_Qp8

    Posted by: mindful webworker - two fried chickens and a coke at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (/rhF0)

    151 91 Is beach music better than yacht rock?
    Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2026 08:46 PM (Q+gd/)

    ----------

    Reggae would appear like Godzilla and crush beach music like a flimsy office building.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (JkO4W)

    152 I can't watch YouTube video on this thing, so I can't see what song it is, but I love the Ronettes.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM (BI5O2)

    Be My Baby.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

    153 Merle Haggard.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

    154 139- Oh wow! I remember this song from growing up in SC. It was a good one. Thanks!
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:15 PM

    Do you remember Crazy Zack's? We used to go to the one in Raleigh all the time and occasionally made it down to the one at OD. But I think there was another more popular place for dancing down there?

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (rbKZ6)

    155 At least, that's what the guys in Ville Platte say....
    Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:23 PM (j10i6

    The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

    156 The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

    Driving while muslim?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (I7pZ1)

    157 This is one of my favorite songs. For a lot of reasons.

    https://tinyurl.com/4sawac5h

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (FrGmf)

    158 I liked the fiddler in the Texas Playboys who had the big stogie when he played.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:27 PM (BI5O2)

    159 I've been listening to Toby Kieth's Greatest Hits. There's a lot of them. That's Oklahoma honky tonk music.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:27 PM (V4IXI)

    160 Driving while muslim?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 09:26 PM (I7pZ1)

    I don't think so. I don't think even a Muslim would voluntarily live in New Iberia. I think the exact location may have been Broussard though.

    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:29 PM (V4IXI)

    161 The car that crashed into a parade today happened in New Iberia.
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:25 PM (V4IXI)

    I tried not to go further south than Opelousas, but found myself in New Iberia once...can't say I am surprised.

    Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 09:30 PM (j10i6)

    162 I've always liked small combo jazz: Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi, Diana Krall, etc. Recently found a channel on YT, Dhara Jazz. Bass, guitar, drums and one female vocalist
    Posted by: JTB


    How big can a jazz combo be and still be a small combo? Add keyboards and four saxophones to the guitar/bass/drums?

    https://youtu.be/lHtZr8PE_Io

    If that's not "small," anything with Senri Kawaguchi on drums is still worth a watch/listen. I think she lives her whole life at 150% speed.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:31 PM (VHUov)

    163 I never got into Genesis, just something on the radio
    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Ia/+0)
    =====

    My algorithm fed it to me and now I can't stop.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:33 PM (RIvkX)

    164 I wore out the grooves on my Brain Salad Surgery album. Not sure kids know what wearing out the grooves means.

    Posted by: Indiana Lurker at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (3ZVqj)

    165 Thx CBD. Evening all.
    Forbert's Jackrabbit Slim is a good bit of music. Still have album but no turntable.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (19SAM)

    166 To be clear, pre-1976 Genesis

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

    167 https://youtube.com/shorts/sGAF61QxV_k?si=zWjN9-cmPDswvweN

    Posted by: fred durst at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (jrgJz)

    168 I imagine there are sub genres of Polka music too.

    I mean, The Shmenges are not the same as Frank Yankovic and His Yanks.

    Grok says: Slavic Styles (Polish-American, Chicago Style and Eastern Style). Slovenian-American Polka (often called Cleveland Style) Frankie Yankovic is the biggest name here. Cleveland has long been called "America’s Polka Capital." Czech-American Polka (including Czexan or Texas Czech style): Found in rural Midwest and especially Texas/Nebraska. Germanic Styles: also called Dutchman Style or "Oompah". Southwestern Styles: Mexican-American Polka, Papago-Pima Polka: A Native American variation in the Southwest with unique adaptations.

    I'll bet.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:34 PM (cYBz/)

    169 Do you remember Crazy Zack's? We used to go to the one in Raleigh all the time and occasionally made it down to the one at OD. But I think there was another more popular place for dancing down there?

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 09:24 PM (rbKZ6)


    No, I don't recall that club. My Grandma lived in Myrtle Beach when I was a teenager in the 80s. Later on, family bought a condo in OD. I remember the music though!

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (FrGmf)

    170 [flips coin again: Open thread]

    Another plug for the mindful 2003 comic webwork, Jerusalem Report, kinda steampunk cartoonish speculation on the Deep State media of the day reporting and misreporting on the events of one amazing week.

    Page 1 of 7 linked in nic.

    Takes some liberties, but respectfully, with the Gospel accounts, so I suppose not recommended for the easily offended doctrinaire.

    A sample panel, if you want a peek
    https://bit.ly/jeru-report-two-brothers

    Characters based on this painting
    https://bit.ly/melcher-2-brothers

    Posted by: mindful webworker - he was right there! at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (/rhF0)

    171 I’ve binged The Pixies discography, they really were a unique band.

    Even though a lot of bands aped their style, no one could really match them.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:39 PM (XV/Pl)

    172 A Native American variation in the Southwest with unique adaptations.

    I'll bet.
    ----------

    Elizabeth Warren remembers doing that one with the tribal elders when she was three.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:40 PM (JkO4W)

    173 >>> Some of the key topics included in the new order try to curtail NIL collectives, along with allowing players to have five years to play five seasons.

    Let the Free Market rule.
    Not that anybody ever really believed there wasn't shenanigans in college sports.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)

    174 What's Jimmy Buffet music?
    Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 04, 2026 09:00 PM (V4IXI)

    Drunk Caribean Rock and Roll.
    Posted by: Reforger

    For some bizarre reason the have named A1A (in Florida) the Jimmy Buffet Memorial Highway. I know the guy had like two songs and there are some bars around here that play them in an endless loop... even worse with a Jimmy Buffet Memorial Band.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)

    175 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo

    Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

    176 Thx CBD. Evening all.
    Forbert's Jackrabbit Slim is a good bit of music. Still have album but no turntable.
    Posted by: Smell the Glove
    +++
    I thought Forbert was going to be a huge success. I loved his music back in the day. I guess you never know.

    Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 09:49 PM (Lo97M)

    177 Buffets got 9 Platinum records, by contrast, Frank Zappa has zero Platinum records.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)

    178 Come Monday was an OK Jimmy Buffett song.

    If I hear Margarritaville again, I'll stab someone. That is
    one painful ass song. There'll be a woman to blame. I'll own it.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (FrGmf)

    179 Jimmy Buffet built that Lost Shaker of Salt into an empire of crappy tourist restaurants and bottom- tier cruises.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 09:50 PM (JkO4W)

    180 Jimmy Buffet built that Lost Shaker of Salt into an empire of crappy tourist restaurants and bottom- tier cruises.
    Posted by: Cicero

    Don't forget his senior retirement spots.

    Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2026 09:51 PM (cYBz/)

    181 OK, back on my phone with YT...

    The Crystals:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnRm-D4t1I

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

    182 So, if Radiohead were Russian.....

    https://youtu.be/kGHp2Ita5R8

    "OK Computer" Radiohead, not "Pablo Honey" Radiohead.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (VHUov)

    183 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.

    Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)

    184 162 ... "How big can a jazz combo be and still be a small combo? Add keyboards and four saxophones to the guitar/bass/drums?"

    I usually think of small combo as no more than five. Percussion, guitar, bass, keyboard, maybe a sax. (I grew up hearing Dave Brubeck.) Some songs might add a flute. Thinking of Van Morrison's Moondance or Herbie Mann.

    Just my opinion based on nothing official.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (yTvNw)

    185 For some bizarre reason the have named A1A (in Florida) the Jimmy Buffet Memorial Highway. I know the guy had like two songs and there are some bars around here that play them in an endless loop... even worse with a Jimmy Buffet Memorial Band.
    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
    +++
    Kinda makes sense. You can walk into pretty much any bar with live music anywhere up and down A1A and pretty soon you're gonna hear a Jimmy Buffet song.

    Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 04, 2026 09:56 PM (Lo97M)

    186 Don't know about this 'biscuits and gravy'. It sounds kind of spartan. But 29 years ago my Army unit's mess hall had a great breakfast - you could get an omelet, some meats on the side, fried potatoes and onions, and a biscuit or two, and drown the whole thing with sausage gravy. 95 cents.

    Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2026 09:57 PM (/lPRQ)

    187 I'm in the Jim Breuer school of the old guy in the nursing home, tearing shit up with Slayer.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

    188 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.

    Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)


    Interesting factoid, Mr oftw2.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 09:58 PM (FrGmf)

    189 Buffet has 8 gold records to go with his 9 platinum records.

    Zappa has three gold records by contrast.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

    190 The first time Cher sang on a record was on Da Doo Ron Ron by the Ronettes in 1963. Back up.
    Posted by: You Can Hear Her at April 04, 2026 09:55 PM (oftw2)

    Also the Crystals, not Ronettes. But produced by Phil Spector.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 10:00 PM (BI5O2)

    191 Turn that noise down, and get upstairs!

    ONT is NOOD!

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

    192 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo
    Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

    The Pig Stand in Ville Platte - wash it down with beers at the Kit Kat Lounge.

    Good times.

    Posted by: Boswell at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (j10i6)

    193 The Crystals:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnRm-D4t1I
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2026 09:52 PM (BI5O2)

    Nice.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

    194 Buffet has 8 gold records to go with his 9 platinum records.

    Zappa has three gold records by contrast.
    Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)

    Accolades do not automatically equate talent, nor quality. I choose Zappa.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at April 04, 2026 10:02 PM (0aYVJ)

    195 Our youngest grandkid, she's 8, is learning Beethoven's "Fur Elise." A great performer, with a pitch-perfect voice, we ran "Some Like It Hot" on the screen when she was with us last week so she could see Marilyn's moves. Her name's Marilyn.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 04, 2026 10:03 PM (KiBMU)

    196 Prejean’s in Lafayette, LA for duck andouille gumbo
    Posted by: Javems at April 04, 2026 09:48 PM (OhQS6)

    Took Little there for a late lunch during our summer escape from California. Grilled oysters, and fried catfish. Crawfish was out of season, unfortunately. Abita amber was available, so all was right with the world.

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 04, 2026 10:04 PM (nbLIj)

    197 Jimmy Buffett is a mixed bag for me. His parrot head 'popular' songs can be playful and fun but not played endlessly. His softer, ballad style songs like "Son of A Son of a Sailor" have an emotional side that is appealing. I despise the drunken/stoned fans who make his concerts into Animal House on spring break.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 10:06 PM (yTvNw)

    198 You gotta admit "livin' on sponge cake" is a great opening lyric.

    "On a dark desert highway" is pretty good, too, but that ain't Buffet.

    Then there's "I've been warped by the rain," maybe my all-time favorite.

    Posted by: M. Gaga at April 04, 2026 10:08 PM (KiBMU)

    199
    Breathe in.
    Breathe out.
    Move on.

    Posted by: Buffet Wisdom at April 04, 2026 10:31 PM (2Ez/1)

    200 /sock

    Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2026 10:32 PM (vTZFs)

    201 I've live pretty much my whole life within a couple blocks or a few miles of A1A and I don't mind it. You even develop some kind of immunity to the music too.

    I'm not a "Parrot Head" buy I am proud of my Florida Beachtown heritage.

    There are far worse things and places to be associated with.

    Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 03:14 AM (jstR0)

    202 I have an old musical acquaintance I've known since college days that actually gigs pretty steady with a polka wedding band. They are out of Toledo.

    Posted by: pawn at April 05, 2026 03:22 AM (jstR0)

    Hobby Thread - April 4, 2026 [TRex]

    April42026.IMG_20260331_141402127.jpg

    Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. It is that time of the year, a spin of the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) naturally came up with Easter as a theme for this Hobby Thread.

    [Top photo: Buc-ee's Bunny]

    ***

    What are you hobbying?

    As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome. I understand that some people pay attention to military hardware, tactics and strategy as a hobby. Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary. Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.

    Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.

    ***

    Didn't we do an Easter themed Hobby Thread last year at this time? Yes, yes we did. It was fun. Anyway...

    Easter bunnies, baskets, eggs, chicks, etc. So many crafting possibilities. Let's talk about all of them. Any Easter projects this year? Any favorites from years past? Are you wise in the ways of Peter Cottontail?

    Going to need help from the gray boxes on this one. Dinos did not have a prominent role in most scriptural accounts of the resurrection story (kind of like the nativity story). Must have gotten lost in the translations along the way. We're also a little clumsy at times which makes for perilous times if you are a bunny or a chick. A dino has to know its limits.

    ***

    Making a wood Easter bunny on a lathe:

    ***

    Turning Celtic eggs on a lathe:

    ***

    Cadbury chocolate factory:

    Peeps!

    ***

    German bunny pyramid:

    Get Germanized! German Easter traditions:

    Rick Steves with European Easter egg traditions. Some interesting egg dying and decorating techniques here:

    ***

    We'll do an origami theme at some point, but couldn't resist including here:

    ***

    Simple and adorable:

    ***

    ***

    Does anyone raise chickens and hatch chicks for a hobby? I had wondered about doing a chicken theme but thought it might be too narrow.

    This is fancy chicken coop build.

    This is chick hatching on a large scale. Not a hobby, but hobbyists might be customers.

    ***

    This guy keeps outdoing himself. Great project and result. Even more impressive to make it out of pallet wood. Pallets are the wooden version of legos. With a little creativity and labor, they can be made into almost anything.

    ***

    Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a singing theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.

    ***

    Notable comments from last week:

    April42026DSLy.jpg
    April42026Biff.jpg

    ***

    Words of wisdom:

    "Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).

    ***

    Caution - not all rabbits are peaceful. Proceed accordingly. If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.

    Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:30 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 Happy Easter!

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:32 PM (FrGmf)

    2 Welcome Hobbiests and Happy Easter

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)

    3 Only wife and me nut we did color Easter eggs yesterday

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0)

    4 I made boiled eggs yesterday. There shalt be deviled eggs tomorrow.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FrGmf)

    5 I read the content. The sewing-free projects are so cute!

    Posted by: Moonbeam at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (rbKZ6)

    6 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

    7 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)


    Yes. Peeps are smores on steroids. Graham crackers are also gross.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (FrGmf)

    8 I have a hobby question somewhat topical that has been bugging me all day.

    I know that some of you enjoy studying the heavens, and likely have a nice telescope as well with the knowledge that comes from using one. So you might be able to answer this.

    With all the advances in technology over the decades, is there a commercial/ scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time? I would think that this is currently achievable, and I'm a bit surprised that the media hasn't taken advantage of it (unless they are trying to play down achievements...which is possible). Clear night; massive state of the art telescope; I would think we could peek in on Artemis any time we wanted. But, no media efforts or YouTube channels seem to be doing it.

    Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)

    9 I made boiled eggs yesterday. There shalt be deviled eggs tomorrow.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FrGmf)

    Oh, I did end up making the deviled eggs in the rice cooker. Pretty darn good. Did not use bacon as the recipe I tried for oven cooking the bacon gave me carbon- except for one piece which I ate.

    So just:
    Eggs
    Kens Buttermilk Ranch
    French's Mustard
    Smoked Paprika (which was really tasty.)

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

    10 Oh, I did end up making the deviled eggs in the rice cooker. Pretty darn good. Did not use bacon as the recipe I tried for oven cooking the bacon gave me carbon- except for one piece which I ate.

    So just:
    Eggs
    Kens Buttermilk Ranch
    French's Mustard
    Smoked Paprika (which was really tasty.)

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)


    Sounds pretty yummy. What time do you want the Horde to arrive? 😆

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:41 PM (FrGmf)

    11 Aetius, how did you cook the bacon in the oven that it turned to carbon? My recipe is 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Check and turn after that. It takes 25-30 minutes and is yum. I use thick cut bacon.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:45 PM (FrGmf)

    12 EEEEEaster!

    Our family when I was growing up had no religious affiliation at all. (Though Mom did once suggest Sunday School, and you'd have thought she'd spoken of swallowing rat poison or broccoli. "School?!? SIX DAYS a week?!?" was our reaction.) So our Easter was pretty much painting the hardboiled eggs and snacking on various kinds of chocolate.

    There was a time in America when Easter was the holiday where men and women, and their children, got new outfits -- the men new suits or a new hat, the women dresses or frocks, the boys their first suit, etc. Again, the renewal theme, I guess. Now I suppose, if the old custom is observed at all, it's new running shoes or a new T-shirt. Maybe it's different where you are.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

    13 As for pipe smoking, nothing new at Chez Wolfus since the purchase of the very nice Marxman straight smooth pot-bowl pipe from the '50s.

    I've gone back to trying the "spiral" method of loading one's pipe. That is, you put the leaf in the palm of your off hand, invert the pipe, and "swirl" it around in a spiral fashion to push the tobacco up into the bowl. The idea is that it will be fairly evenly distributed but not tightly packed in there, and will burn evenly. The method doesn't always work for me, but then the whole pipe smoking thing is a journey, and every session is a little different. Recall Ian Malcolm's lecture about chaos in Jurassic Park.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 05:50 PM (wzUl9)

    14 Easter in ND was often too cold for outdoor egg/candy hunts. My mom bought easter candy and hit it around the house. I don't remember easter as a new clothes event, perhaps we did get new dresses for easter services when I was younger and I just don't recall.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 05:51 PM (+89TD)

    15 Chicks for free!

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:53 PM (Cqx++)

    16 And easter dinner was a key feature. Usually ham, and mom's yummy scalloped potato dish were the stars. I think the easter candy served as dessert.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 05:56 PM (+89TD)

    17 Thanks for the hippity hoppity Hobby Thread, T Rex!

    Those wooden Celtic eggs look interesting.

    Happy Easter!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM (vrNzf)

    18

    People are documenting ‘sad’ Easter Bunnies at their local malls

    https://t.ly/AGE3w

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

    19 My chocolate Easter bunnies always molded. I couldn't stand to behead them. And I never much liked chocolate.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:00 PM (FrGmf)

    20 I'm relieved that the plastic bunny up top is the Buc-ees store and not something likely to appear on neighborhood lawns.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:01 PM (+89TD)

    21 18
    People are documenting ‘sad’ Easter Bunnies at their local malls

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2026 05:57 PM
    ***
    They need to go to Buc-ees. Happy bunny there!

    Posted by: TRex - hippity hoppity dino at April 04, 2026 06:01 PM (IQ6Gq)

    22 No Easter activities like baskets, egg hunts, etc., as we don't have any little ones nearby. As a kid Easter, aside from the church aspects, was a fun time. Wake up to an Easter basket under the bed filled with fake grass and candy. Easter mass. Hunt for eggs later and a big family meal. Our town still did an Easter parade where new clothes were worn. We kids played and our parents spent most of the time trying to keep us from getting the new clothes dirty. Sometimes it worked.

    Not a hobby, of course, but ancient tradition.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:02 PM (yTvNw)

    23 Never had an issue with not eating the chocolate bunnies BSM. I was a feet first nibbler, saving the head and ears for last.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (+89TD)

    24 Svengoolie's movie tonight is An American Werewolf in London. Hardly Easter-themed, but then The Ten Commandments, which always pops up on broadcast TV at this time, isn't really either. Passover, yes, but not an Easter theme per se. You'd think they'd run The Greatest Story Ever Told or King of Kings instead.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

    25 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:10 PM (FrGmf)

    26 The sorting facilities for USPS often have the cheep cheep cheep of chicks in transit,

    Posted by: Steck at April 04, 2026 06:15 PM (LlRQB)

    27 Happy Easter y'all.
    Yes, we have an Easter egg tree...it was TRex's grandmother's with all the eggs she decorated. We made so many more that we needed to get a new tree so it could all of them!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

    28 1917 is a Good Friday/Easter movie.

    As for Easter, I ate some Cadbury mini eggs. As much as I like them, I really enjoy the dark chocolate ones. Like crack. I had my obilgatory Cadbury Creme egg and Reese’s peanut butter eggs so all is good. Alles gut.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:18 PM (E6xSb)

    29 Aetius, how did you cook the bacon in the oven that it turned to carbon? My recipe is 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Check and turn after that. It takes 25-30 minutes and is yum. I use thick cut bacon.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:45 PM (FrGmf)

    It was cold oven. 400 degrees. 15 min for normal cut.

    My oven thermostat might be wonky but I had just made an egg casserole a couple days before and it was fine.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

    30 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026


    ***
    Color, real color, epic scenes, great performances from Heston, Brynner, Anne Baxter, and Edward G. Robinson, plus Vincent Price. My man Robert Vaughn had a non-speaking role in it. He said John Derek didn't want anybody in his scenes who looked like him, so the young Vaughn, who resembled JD quite a bit, was kept off camera whenever Derek was on.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

    31 I'm so excited to see the wooden rabbit and Celtic eggs made on a lathe...I've already put in my order to TRex, so he best get to figuring out that lathe thing.

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:20 PM (IQ6Gq)

    32 24 Svengoolie's movie tonight is An American Werewolf in London. Hardly Easter-themed, but then The Ten Commandments, which always pops up on broadcast TV at this time, isn't really either. Passover, yes, but not an Easter theme per se. You'd think they'd run The Greatest Story Ever Told or King of Kings instead.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

    Or…this would be a ballsy move…

    A network has Standards and Practices look away for just long enough for it to broadcast The Passion of the Christ.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:20 PM (E6xSb)

    33 Lastly, many thanks BSC for the idea of using the hard boiled eggs for deviled eggs. That is exactly what we are going to do!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

    34 This was a new thing for the bacon. Pulled off the internet.

    Notice how we don't say world wide web anymore?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

    35 8 I have a hobby question somewhat topical that has been bugging me all day.

    I know that some of you enjoy studying the heavens, and likely have a nice telescope as well with the knowledge that comes from using one. So you might be able to answer this.

    With all the advances in technology over the decades, is there a commercial/ scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time? I would think that this is currently achievable, and I'm a bit surprised that the media hasn't taken advantage of it (unless they are trying to play down achievements...which is possible). Clear night; massive state of the art telescope; I would think we could peek in on Artemis any time we wanted. But, no media efforts or YouTube channels seem to be doing it.
    Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)

    That speck of dust? I doubt it. Probably the only way to see it is of it does a night reentry.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at April 04, 2026 06:22 PM (E6xSb)

    36 Happy Easter!
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:32 PM (FrGmf)

    Same to you, and other Hordelings!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:24 PM (I7pZ1)

    37 apparently Cadbury has decided to fuck up a good thing.
    What a world...

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

    38 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
    ----
    I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.

    I was half-tempted to give them a try, though I'm not overly fond of Peeps.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 06:27 PM (ESVrU)

    39 Our niece visited last week. She and her husband know modern weapons but love shooting my 'old stuff', especially the muzzleloaders and bolt action war rifles which are a big part of my target shooting hobby. Spent some time assembling my notes about fun ways to load ammo for the old war rifles. Cast bullets and pistol powders. It's a niche aspect of the hobby I've always enjoyed and it was fun assembling the information for them.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:29 PM (yTvNw)

    40 This is kind of a funny...

    Two days ago I went up on our roof to survey wind damage from some storms. We've had some pretty high winds.. 40+ MPH. It tore off some shingles... not many, but some.

    I grabbed a ladder and went up to attempt some repairs.

    The wind blew my ladder down.

    I spent about 2 - 21/2 hours up there before my wife came home.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 06:34 PM (AkEZC)

    41 Isn't Buc-ee Bunny Biden main aide when he pretended to be POTUS ???

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 06:34 PM (38587)

    42 38 ... "I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.

    I was half-tempted to give them a try, though I'm not overly fond of Peeps."

    Perfessor,
    I tried some this week. There is an initial burst of Dr. Pepper flavor that lasts for a few seconds then the usual Peeps taste takes over. Okay as a novelty but I've never been a big fan. Preferred the chocolate bunnies.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (yTvNw)

    43 House of David season 2 is on Prime now!
    I have to rewatch s1 first though.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (dE3DB)

    44 I saw "Dr. Pepper" Peeps at Walmart this morning.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


    So, prune juice Peeps?

    Preeps?

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:36 PM (VHUov)

    45 I loved peeps as a kid, but my favorites are chocolate eggs and malted milk eggs....of, and jelly beans. I love them so much I don't buy them anymore. Still trying to figure out how Reagan kept a jar on his desk, and didn't have to refill it everyday!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

    46 Wolfus, you've reminded me I have a copy of The Ten Commandments on DVD. What an epic. At least the networks were trying to stay in a Judeo-Christian theme. "A Very Special Jihad" still doesn't go over well in most of the US.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

    Ben Hur is on TCM tomorrow morning/afternoon depending on your time zone.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (lJ0H4)

    47 Martini Farmer I always carry my phone when up on the roof, not that my roof I couldn't jump.off

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

    48 My only problem with peeps is the marshmallow. So everything with Peeps.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD


    They're marshmallows (so, fluffy sugar), rolled in sugar.

    Eight-year-old mikeski liked them, because eight-year-old mikeski would have liked a tablespoon of sugar right out of the Crystal Sugar bag.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:39 PM (VHUov)

    49 >> scientific telescope that is capable of viewing the Artemis Mission in real time?

    You can see it if it's close enough, like LEO distance. Some may have done that. But now, it's a dust speck pushing 180,000 miles away.

    This outfit here claimed to have imaged the separation of Orion from the upper stage at 30,000 miles here:
    https://is.gd/78xQtv

    That's crazy and you'll note some doubt it's real. But that is well, well beyond any backyard capabilities. That is military NSA grade stuff there.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 06:39 PM (w6EFb)

    50 Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary.

    ---------

    This is like Jeopardy!

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2026 06:40 PM (Gx2ed)

    51 Wolfus and any pipe smokers. To my surprise, the local pipe shop had a tin of Escudo Navy De Luxe. Haven't tried that blend for many years. This is really good stuff, even better than I remembered. I like navy flake blends as a rule and the Escudo is among the best. It's a few dollars more than other 1.75 oz tins but worth it as a treat now and then. Wish it was offered on bulk.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:43 PM (yTvNw)

    52 Martini Farmer
    1 do you have extra shingles ?
    Do you know how to repair a spot?

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

    53 Discussion of current military events permitted but must be made in the form of hobby commentary.
    ---------
    This is like Jeopardy!
    Posted by: Cicero
    **********
    I'll take chocolate Easter eggs for 500!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

    54 I loved peeps as a kid, but my favorites are chocolate eggs and malted milk eggs....of, and jelly beans. I love them so much I don't buy them anymore. Still trying to figure out how Reagan kept a jar on his desk, and didn't have to refill it everyday!
    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

    Mmmm...malted milk eggs. I wonder where they are sold in Vancouver. I am like 2 blocks off the West Broadway shopping strip.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:46 PM (I7pZ1)

    55 The sewing-free projects are so cute!
    Posted by: Moonbeam

    Very!

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:47 PM (DoBxX)

    56 Mmmm...malted milk eggs. I wonder where they are sold in Vancouver. I am like 2 blocks off the West Broadway shopping strip.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    Malted milk balls are like crack to me. Once I start eating them I can't stop.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:48 PM (lJ0H4)

    57 Soon to be a hobby, ordered replacement parts for grill, should be here Tuesday.

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

    58 Malted milk balls are like crack to me. Once I start eating them I can't stop.
    Posted by: Tuna
    **********
    you are speaking my language!!!!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

    59 Oh I used to really like the malted milk candy eggs as a kid. Seems like I bought some a few years ago and they weren't as good as I remembered. I always wonder if the recipe is not as good anymore or my tastes have changed with age when that happens. But my fuzzy memory does think the childhood ones had a thicker chocolate coating and it could well be that they reduced the amount of chocolate to trim costs. Unlike Mary I am a chocolate lover.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (+89TD)

    60 Our niece visited last week. She and her husband know modern weapons but love shooting my 'old stuff', especially the muzzleloaders and bolt action war rifles which are a big part of my target shooting hobby. Spent some time assembling my notes about fun ways to load ammo for the old war rifles. Cast bullets and pistol powders. It's a niche aspect of the hobby I've always enjoyed and it was fun assembling the information for them.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:29 PM (yTvNw)

    That reminds me. I have, in Arizona, a replica 1861 Remington Old Army cap and ball revolver, manufacturer unknown. It works OK using Pyrodex powder, but I acquired some Pyrodex cylindrical "pellets" and loaded it up with those. Big mistake; it lead to chain fire incident. Scary, but no evident damage.

    If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (I7pZ1)

    61 Easter in ND was often too cold for outdoor egg/candy hunts. My mom bought easter candy and hit it around the house.
    Posted by: PaleRider


    That's my childhood, also. Those two-piece plastic snap-together eggs with a bit of candy hidden inside. Or maybe a quarter, back when 25 cents was worth something..... to Pac-Man or Donkey Kong it was, anyway.

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (VHUov)

    62 Malted Milk eggs are awesome, doubt had anh in many yesrs

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

    63 Oh I used to really like the malted milk candy eggs as a kid. Seems like I bought some a few years ago and they weren't as good as I remembered. I always wonder if the recipe is not as good anymore or my tastes have changed with age when that happens. But my fuzzy memory does think the childhood ones had a thicker chocolate coating and it could well be that they reduced the amount of chocolate to trim costs. Unlike Mary I am a chocolate lover.
    Posted by: PaleRider
    *********
    You are absolutely correct...it's my first world problem I suffer thru each year....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

    64 Ben Hur is on TCM tomorrow morning/afternoon depending on your time zone.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 06:38 PM (lJ0H4)


    I have Ben Hur on a disc with The Ten Commandments. It will be an epic day.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 06:54 PM (FrGmf)

    65 Also amusing, darkly, to see Cadbury's diversity hires fucking up candy making. How familiar....

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:54 PM (xcxpd)

    66 A hobby adopted me- the orphaned blog that a bunch of online friends congregate at needs someone to keep it alive.
    So I post a pic or something daily for them.
    Very low-effort but the consistency of doing it is a good challenge for my adhd brain.

    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (DoBxX)

    67 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw)

    68 43 House of David season 2 is on Prime now!
    I have to rewatch s1 first though.
    Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 04, 2026 06:35 PM (dE3DB)

    First episode of season 2 is just a confused combat scene with girl power and bad lighting. It could be worse but...it's not great.

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 06:56 PM (xcxpd)

    69 high five Mikeski. Except the arcades. We didn't have any nearby and I didn't have the reflexes nor hand/eye coordination to be any good at them, though sometimes I'd watch someone who was good play.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 06:57 PM (+89TD)

    70 67 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw
    I know black jellybeans matter to some people, but not to me.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 06:57 PM (LHPAg)

    71 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 06:55 PM (yTvNw)

    I loathe anything like licorice, that tastes of anise. You can have all my black jelly beans.

    Sour gummi bears are where it's at.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (I7pZ1)

    72 Since got all HD I can't get TCM. Seems Google it I should be able to turn it off, as non HD channels I still get. But tried it and it won't change.

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)

    73 Ben Hur is actually on Tubi so can watch whenever

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

    74 One of the non-religious benefits of the Easter season is the availability of good jelly beans, especially the black ones. Yes, I am among the elite who understand the superior flavor, and higher moral standing, of black jelly beans.
    Posted by: JTB
    ***********
    THIS....of course I do like them all...now I'm starting to regret not getting any. Then again, they all go on sale on Monday!!!!!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 06:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

    75 Not a huge fan of jelly beans anyway- but licorice is of the debbil!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

    76 Hi Easter hobby fans! I attempted a lamb cake this year….it isn’t bad. It’s okay. It doesn’t look haunted like some of the other pictures i have seen…or like it might kill you in the night.

    Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (OoFl2)

    77 JTB, I also like black jelly beans.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:00 PM (FrGmf)

    78 I love the Russell Stover pectin jelly beans.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (lJ0H4)

    79 Ouzo
    Jagermeister
    There are a ton of licorice liquors.


    All it's works are evil.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

    80 Black jelly beans are the black pills in physical form. You're eating nihilism and defeatism.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

    81 But to each their own.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

    82 Had a Greek salad and lamb kebab (Greek style) for lunch. It was yummy.

    Sat at a sidewalk table, and watched traffic go by. There goes a city transit bus with a big poster on the side: "Join the B.C. Transit Police! We are expanding." When I lived in Vancouver, before 1980, there were no transit police. Not needed. What has changed in the intervening 45 years?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (I7pZ1)

    83 One of our favorite German Schwartzbiers (black beer) is Kostritzer, with a licorice undertone instead of coffee - which I'm allergic to.

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

    84
    That Anduril thing is real. They are a defense tech outfit, and that little post was just bragging and showing off. We can image two dust specks separating at 30,000 miles. We own the sky. There is nothing you can do that we can't see.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2026 07:04 PM (w6EFb)

    85 Ouzo
    Jagermeister
    There are a ton of licorice liquors.


    All it's works are evil.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

    Fist bump!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:04 PM (I7pZ1)

    86 If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:51 PM (I7pZ1)


    They sell grease impregnated felt wads and plastic cups for just that use. They seat between the bullet and the powder to avoid the need to grease the balls.
    You can make the felt wads yourself using an appropriate sized hollow punch.
    The other thing used to be to get pistol balls sized so that they would leave a tiny ring of lead sheared off the bullet an the chamber mouth when you ram it home .which tried to make sure there was obturation and less risk of flash-over.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 07:05 PM (rbvCR)

    87 82 Had a Greek salad and lamb kebab (Greek style) for lunch. It was yummy.

    Sat at a sidewalk table, and watched traffic go by. There goes a city transit bus with a big poster on the side: "Join the B.C. Transit Police! We are expanding." When I lived in Vancouver, before 1980, there were no transit police. Not needed. What has changed in the intervening 45 years?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:03 PM (I7pZ1)

    Drug legalization and massive immigration

    Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (xcxpd)

    88 The Ten Commandments airing soon on ABC. For people who watch it that way.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (FrGmf)

    89 The first thing I did after finding my Easter basket every year was go through the jelly beans and throw out the black ones.

    Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2026 07:06 PM (lJ0H4)

    90 I wonder if anyone ever colored bullets like Easter eggs in a war. Or bombs. The Fat Man would make a mean Easter Egg.

    What?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

    91 I loathe anything like licorice, that tastes of anise. You can have all my black jelly beans.

    Sour gummi bears are where it's at.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 06:58 PM (I7pZ1)
    ---
    Amen, brother!

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2026 07:07 PM (ESVrU)

    92 The first thing I did after finding my Easter basket every year was go through the jelly beans and throw out the black ones.
    Posted by: Tuna
    *******
    Me too, actually I gave them to my Daddy who loved them. But as I got older I grew to like the taste.

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

    93 I like licorice, black jelly beans are a poor imitation

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)

    94 Perhaps black jelly beans were the way to help us understand disappointment and despair as children. Some of us grew to be okay with black jelly beans.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (FrGmf)

    95 > Martini Farmer
    1 do you have extra shingles ?
    Do you know how to repair a spot?
    ----------
    No extras.... but I did have some sealant and epoxy. I figure the winds didn't allow enough time to cure.

    I know there are commenters here who live in wind prone areas... but this, here, was wild.

    The storm that did this was a tornado spawned nearly 40 miles away and traveled some 48 miles into KY. Hit my daughter's house. "Catastrophic" damage to their place. Not destroyed, but pretty close.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

    96 The only use I have for Peeps, is microwave jousting.

    Gotta use the "chick" shaped ones. Each team chooses a different color. Stick a half-toothpick in each Peep, and place 2 on a paper plate, facing each other. Zap until they rise up and one is first to poke the other. Winner!

    Messy. Silly. Fun.

    Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (rdVOm)

    97 I started seeds yesterday indoors, so the gardening hobby is on again.

    Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (Smewp)

    98 Some of us grew to be okay with black jelly beans.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (FrGmf)

    Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

    Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

    99 Back to the lawn duties...

    Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (rdVOm)

    100 Not destroyed, but pretty close.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2026 07:09 PM (AkEZC)

    Hope they are ok.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

    101 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

    Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

    I still buy Grape Nuts. I like the nutty flavor. Use 18% coffee cream with them. Decadent, but good.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (I7pZ1)

    102 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

    Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)


    Mom fed me instant oatmeal. One morning, I noticed there were grubworms in it. To this day, I don't prefer oatmeal. Or breakfast. Brunch is okay.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (FrGmf)

    103 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

    Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
    ************
    My mother only allowed Wheaties. Yuck. My grandparents took me to their home in NYC every summer. First stop? Grocery store to buy whatever sugared cereal I wanted!

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

    104 I was okay with grape nuts, but we had free rein to dump 2-3 spoons of sugar in the milk with it. Mom also let us have some sugared cereals.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 07:17 PM (+89TD)

    105 I love black jelly beans- you used to be able to buy entire packages of them. Maybe you still can, don’t know, been of sugar for years now.

    Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 04, 2026 07:18 PM (IX8iX)

    106 Use 18% coffee cream with them. Decadent, but good.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:13 PM (I7pZ1)


    When I was in high school and working out a lot I would eat Raisin Bran with Half & Half!

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:20 PM (n9ltV)

    107 Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Never know where these threads are going to go, but black jelly beans are clearly the star attraction on this one. No idea what we'll do for a theme next week, but the Wheel of Hobbies will come up with something.

    Feel free to hang in the Hobby Thread comments for a while, but don't forget to stop in Club ONT later.

    Posted by: TRex - jelly bean philosopher dino at April 04, 2026 07:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

    108 I have always been impressed by candy making, especially great chocolates.

    Anyone do that at home?

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (n9ltV)

    109 So I bought Mr Scary a pack of KFC jelly beans. He had a bad week. They taste like KFC chicken, corn and gravy. They are surprisingly okay.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (FrGmf)

    110 When I was in high school and working out a lot I would eat Raisin Bran with Half & Half!
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2026 07:20 PM (n9ltV)

    Ahhh, the metabolism of youth.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

    111 I have always been impressed by candy making, especially great chocolates.

    Anyone do that at home?
    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
    ************
    Loved watching this in Belgium and Switzerland, but end result is I am too intimidated to try it myself

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

    112 This trans-species nonsense has got to stop.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

    113 60 ... "That reminds me. I have, in Arizona, a replica 1861 Remington Old Army cap and ball revolver, manufacturer unknown. It works OK using Pyrodex powder, but I acquired some Pyrodex cylindrical "pellets" and loaded it up with those. Big mistake; it lead to chain fire incident. Scary, but no evident damage.

    If I were to use greased patches for the balls, would that obviate the need to pack the front of each charged cylinder cavity with bore grease?"

    AOP,
    I assume this is a reproduction, probably made by Pietta. I never use Pyrodex pellets, just loose powder. A lot of opinions about why chain fires happen. I think it's most likely due to caps too loose. My loading process is: pour in the measured powder charge, put a lubed felt wad (I make my own but they are available commercially) on top of the powder, then ram the ball down. The round ball should be slightly oversized so a thin ring of lead is shaved at the chamber mouth. That should seal the chamber from the front. Make sure the caps fit well enough so they don't just fall off due to recoil. That should seal the rear of the chamber. I don't use grease on top of the ball and have never had a chain fire using this process.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:29 PM (yTvNw)

    114 Yeah, some parents made kids eat all bran or grape nuts.

    Mom had one i did like: Almond Delight with cross section slivers of real almonds. And sugar.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

    Luxury. The only slivers of anything we got were wood or glass with a tablespoon of fetid pondwater instead of milk. And if we didn't eat everything in the bowl we were buried up to our necks in a compost heap and hit in the head with a 3-wood until dinnertime when we were made to finish what was left from breakfast.

    Posted by: It's rough growing up in Yorkshire at April 04, 2026 07:29 PM (TbWk/)

    115 Presdent oboner needs two dew sumthings about that stewpid Iran war thing..

    Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 04, 2026 07:32 PM (nZNS1)

    116 MiL use to make fudge, that was really good

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

    117 Mom fed me instant oatmeal. One morning, I noticed there were grubworms in it. To this day, I don't prefer oatmeal. Or breakfast. Brunch is okay.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 07:14 PM (FrGmf)

    That'll put you off oatmeal forever.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (h7ZuX)

    118 Breakfast just hasn't been the same since they did away with Quisp.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

    119 A 3 wood! Well la-di-da!

    We got beat with a length of rebar Dad pulled out of the scrap heap that he had to use as a cane!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

    120 We got fed oatmeal. No weevils. Instant.

    Apples and Cinnamon and Cinnamon and Brown sugar.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

    121 Was Quisp the one with the chocolate center? Or am I thinking of candy?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

    122 Oh and in the oatmeal we also put sugar and butter. Mmmm.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

    123 I guess Im a Scrooge.

    I never did the Easter bunny thing with my boys. We went to Mass. we celebrated the Risen Christ with time in nature and a wonderful meal.

    After my divorce, I saved and saved so we could go to Maui for spring break. We went to Easter Mass at Maria Lanakila, a small parish in Lahaina. The parochial school kids did a hula dance and there was a TON of flowers and happiness and singing. We spent Spring break snorkeling and surfing and enjoying Maui.

    No bunnies or egg hunts.

    Sorry.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (A5RD0)

    124 I am sure it is a repop, pretty brass frame. No chain fires with several loads and reloads using 20 grains of powdered Pyrodex. But I also filled space ahead of the ball with Bore Butter. Did not do that with the pellets.

    The pistol is quite devoid of markings of any kind.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (I7pZ1)

    125 I like oatmeal with butter and brown sugar. But I haven't eaten it for some years, from back when I did keto. I tell myself I'm keeping low carb, which is ridiculous, as I'll happily stuff my face with delicious sourdough bread, or half a bag of potato chips.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (h7ZuX)

    126 Hello Nurse! Is it sunny for you in Seattle? Fine day here in Vancouver.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:38 PM (I7pZ1)

    127 The pistol is quite devoid of markings of any kind.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:36 PM (I7pZ1)

    Ghost Gun!

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

    128 Quisp was little flying saucers that tasted like Captain Crunch but didn't destroy the roof of your mouth.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

    129 For breakfast we had to eat grits, eggs, bacon, and sausage, biscuits and gravy, and cheese. Unless we had stewed squirrels with onion gravy. Or fried catfish.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

    130 Quisp was little flying saucers that tasted like Captain Crunch but didn't destroy the roof of your mouth.
    Posted by: fd
    ***********
    I loved Captain Crunch....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

    131 Thats a shit ton of peeps.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:41 PM (snZF9)

    132 For breakfast we had to eat grits, eggs, bacon, and sausage, biscuits and gravy, and cheese. Unless we had stewed squirrels with onion gravy. Or fried catfish.
    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

    Sounds pretty good.

    Biscuits and Gravy are proof God loves us and wants us to enjoy life.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

    133 Alberta Oil Peon!

    It is gorgeous out here! Went whale watching a bit ago. No whales, but the moon tains are out and so are the seals and birds.

    Lucy says hello!

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (A5RD0)

    134 Biscuits and Gravy are proof God loves us and wants us to enjoy life.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (zZu0s)


    One day I'm going to try that.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (snZF9)

    135 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

    136 Wolfus and any pipe smokers. To my surprise, the local pipe shop had a tin of Escudo Navy De Luxe. Haven't tried that blend for many years. This is really good stuff, even better than I remembered. I like navy flake blends as a rule and the Escudo is among the best. It's a few dollars more than other 1.75 oz tins but worth it as a treat now and then. Wish it was offered on bulk.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026


    ***
    There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

    137 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

    How we ever got to the moon is a mystery. lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (snZF9)

    138 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.
    Posted by: fd
    **********
    Wow, I didn't think anything could make Wheaties sound good.....

    Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 04, 2026 07:45 PM (IQ6Gq)

    139 Black jelly beans and squirrel skulls...

    If you had both on your Hobby Thread discussion topic bingo card, you earn a Club ONT restroom token as a prize.

    Posted by: TRex - prize closet dino at April 04, 2026 07:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

    140 It is gorgeous out here! Went whale watching a bit ago. No whales, but the moon tains are out and so are the seals and birds.

    Lucy says hello!
    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:42 PM (A5RD0)

    Can't really see the mountains from here, unless I go out in the middle of the street, where I would risk being run over by a hipster on an e-bike. Sis and I walked up to a Greek cafe on W. Broadway for lunch. Sat outside with the doggeh.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:46 PM (I7pZ1)

    141 136 ... "There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?"

    Yes, a small amount which adds some flavor but doesn't overwhelm the Virginia.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (yTvNw)

    142 There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

    Avoid the blends containing peruke.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:47 PM (I7pZ1)

    143 137 My dad tells of his grandpa cracking squirrel skulls for breakfast to get the brains.

    Posted by: fd at April 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

    How we ever got to the moon is a mystery. lol
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2026 07:44 PM (snZF9)

    Get Mad Squirrel Disease that way.

    Posted by: Start craving acorns and scurrying up trees at April 04, 2026 07:48 PM (TbWk/)

    144 Going to my friend’s home with my #1 and my
    Goddaugher and nieces. We do an adult egg hunt and search for hidden airline bottles of booze. It’s hilarious. And the kids are all adults now, so it’s a free for all.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:49 PM (csvZG)

    145 There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026
    *
    Avoid the blends containing peruke.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026


    ***
    I mostly do. My local shop has two blends of perique by itself. One smells musty but basically okay. The other is almost nauseating. I can't imagine putting that stuff into another blend and smoking it.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:50 PM (wzUl9)

    146 Going to my friend’s home with my #1 and my
    Goddaugher and nieces. We do an adult egg hunt and search for hidden airline bottles of booze. It’s hilarious. And the kids are all adults now, so it’s a free for all.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 07:49 PM (csvZG)

    That sounds like fun! Enjoy! My BIL and niece flew to Montreal this morning to take in a couple of Habs games. Big hockey fans.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:51 PM (I7pZ1)

    147 "There were some bags of Escudo blends at my local shop a couple of weeks ago. Does this Navy De Luxe have perique in it?"

    Yes, a small amount which adds some flavor but doesn't overwhelm the Virginia.
    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026


    ***
    About the only blend I smoke with perique is the Luxury Bullseye Flake. I don't really notice it.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:52 PM (wzUl9)

    148 I mostly do. My local shop has two blends of perique by itself. One smells musty but basically okay. The other is almost nauseating. I can't imagine putting that stuff into another blend and smoking it.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:50 PM (wzUl9)

    Eh... You missed the joke. "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (I7pZ1)

    149 Nood musicana

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM (wzUl9)

    150 Also an open thread.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

    151 Eh... You missed the joke. "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026


    ***
    Oh, I saw that, but I thought you were combining "perique" and "puke."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

    152 "Peruke" is an archaic word meaning "wig" like worn by Brit lawyers.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 07:53 PM
    ***
    Is there anything you do not know something about?

    Posted by: TRex - dictionary dino at April 04, 2026 07:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

    153 147 ... I find the Escudo and Luxury Bullseye Flake are very similar.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 07:55 PM (yTvNw)

    154 JTB is on the money on Black powder.
    My ".44" black powder Pietta doesn't create a nice circular ring with a .452 lead ball.
    It does with the .457 lead ball.
    Lesson?
    My replica .44 is most probably a .45.

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 08:10 PM (q6tQZ)

    155 BTW, where has all the Scheutzen gone?

    Posted by: MkY at April 04, 2026 08:11 PM (q6tQZ)

    156 155 ... "BTW, where has all the Scheutzen gone?"

    Can't find any 2F or 3F in stock at the usual outlets. The canon and 1F and 4F is available.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:18 PM (yTvNw)

    157 MkY,
    Midwayusa has some Swiss in stock but at 60 bucks a pound it makes me wince. I wish Goex would get off their ass and get production going. If you are shooting percussion, consider Pyrodex. I prefer real BP but Pyrodex will do the job. Just clean carefully.

    Posted by: JTB at April 04, 2026 08:22 PM (yTvNw)

    Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 4

    dog stamp licker.jpg

    * * *


    Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

    Would you like a treat?

    Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

    * * *

    The image is fine, but the comments are better. Including on the original post.

    * * *


    Meet The PetMorons

    Sad news from among the PetMorons this week

    * * *

    NA 1 cat.jpg

    &&&

    NA3.jpg

    &&&

    NA5.jpg

    &&&

    NA7.jpg

    Tutti Fruitti 4/08 to 4/3/26. Best beloved cat ever.  Miss you forever.

    Nan in AZ

    Tutti Fruitti was a beautiful cat with personality! So sorry that you have lost her.

    * * *

    huey 2 apr .jpg

    Hi,

    I’ve been a long time reader, mostly lurking. I sent in a picture of Huey a while back that got posted here.

    I adopted him from a shelter 13 years ago and he has gotten me through a lot of dark times. I lost him to cancer yesterday. He was the most gentle and sensitive soul. He didn’t chase squirrels and rarely barked. I never needed a leash with him, he always stayed by my side. Everyone who met him fell in love with him.
    His loss hurts like no other.

    Goodbye my good boy.

    TCinNC

    So sorry that you lost your wonderful Huey this week. He looks just like you describe him. Keep in touch.

    * * *

    yUki apr.jpg

    This is Yuki, my sweet American Eskimo dog. She was nearly 15, but I had to let her go this past Tuesday. Her heart was strong, but her body just gave out. I didn’t want to do it, but now she’s out of pain. I only wish I believed there was something beyond this life so I could see her again. My heart is broken.

    Christopher (MP4)

    It is so hard when you have to let a sweetheart like Yuki go. Keep in touch and keep your memories of her alive.


    * * *


    PetMoron Adjacent Animals
    Encountered by Members of The Horde

    A Friend of the Blog has been traveling and stayed overnight where this sweet dog, Maple, resides. She just looks like a "Maple", doesn't she? She's a Golden Cavalier.

    maple 2.jpg


    * * *


    Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

    If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

    petmorons at protonmail dot com

    Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

    Until next Saturday, have a great week!

    * * *


    If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, March 28

    I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

    Posted by: K.T. at 03:37 PM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1
    I might not be around for the Pet Thread, so am just mentioning here that on Tuesday I had to put my poor 15-year-old American Eskimo dog to sleep. She had leg and kidney problems and was in constant pain; I wanted her to stay, but it would have been too selfish.

    I feel awful.
    Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 04, 2026 01:18 PM

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:39 PM (Ia/+0)

    2 Mary said she wouldn't be around now

    Hope everyone is having a Happy holiday

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:40 PM (Ia/+0)

    3 Dusty today...

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 03:41 PM (Kt19C)

    4 Afternoon, Pet People,

    MP4, Nan, and TC: Honor your long-time friends by recalling them as they were. I wish I could find the Nero Wolfe line where NW tells Archie, or someone else, that he does just that with friends who have passed, and how it honors them.

    You'll miss them every day, yes, but you can remember them every day as well.

    I too remember all my cats, warts, stubborn attitudes, and loving purrs all together.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:45 PM (wzUl9)

    5 My ex-father-in-law had two American Eskimos when we visited him in Denver in late '82. He would tell them, when he wanted them to get a move on, "Mush! Mush! Oatmeal!"

    As for Tutti Fruitti, she looked like a great beauty, and I'll bet she knew it too.

    TC, Huey sounds like the kind of dog to win over people who don't usually like dogs!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:48 PM (wzUl9)

    6 Meow.....

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 04, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

    7 Greetings one and all. Domo's trip to Urgent Care went well. Most of the nail is gone but there is enough left that it might grow back. The funny thing is that he lost a nail on that same paw a while back so it looks like he's flipping you off. But that would not be of Dude so I know he's not doing that.

    Posted by: NR Pax at April 04, 2026 03:50 PM (+NIRm)

    8 We are better humans for having them.

    Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

    9 I love that orange kittuh on the plane. It was doing nothing wrong! It was exploring its new territory and greeting its subjects!

    Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 04, 2026 03:54 PM (sAmhv)

    10 Moron-Adjacent animals: Maple looks like she'd love to chase a ball and is just waiting for a hooman to produce one.

    This week, I saw my own pet-adjacent animal. Aside, that is, from the long smooth short-haired grey ("blue") cat who visits nearly every day for some dry food. On Thurs. afternoon I happened to go out to the car, and spotted an opossum curled up by the curb. He seemed listless and peered around at me as if his neck hurt to turn it. Not that I know much about opossums. I went back about two hours later, and he was still there, quite still, as if he had passed on to the Great Marsupial Beyond.

    The next morning, early, long before any city employees could have come by to remove him, I saw that he was gone. Was he just doing the "playing possum" routine the previous evening? I'd like to think so. They are very primitive-looking creatures, aren't they? As if God did a first draft of the cat, looked it over, and said, "Come on. I can do better than *that*."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 03:55 PM (wzUl9)

    11 Right there! Yeah, a little lower, perfect!

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 03:56 PM (LHPAg)

    12

    Condolences to all who have lost beloved pets.

    Hubby and I are almost at the 50 year marriage milestone. We have had lots of dogs and whenever we have "lost" one it takes a bit of our souls.

    Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2026 04:01 PM (3ek7K)

    13 I'm sorry for everyone here. We also had doug.




    190 I feel awful.My daughter lost her dog tues as well Cancer she was only 7 We feel ya it sucks
    Posted by: doug at April 04, 2026 01:29 PM (Hy+R4)

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

    14 One of our "indoor only" cats managed to get out for about 24 hours and one thunderstorm.

    Now that she has been "rescued" back into the house, she is essentially velcroed to me. If I stop moving, the cat is on me in less than 30 seconds.

    I believe that in her meows she is claiming to have PTSD far worse than any vet that did two tours of duty of Vietnam. She is most displeased when I express skepticism regarding her claims.

    Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 04, 2026 04:04 PM (HlyYF)

    15 Big black Stirling is here with me, sprawled on a folded blanket on the back of the couch. Little grey Dagny is nowhere to be seen, and I've checked all the closets and her sunny spot, the window in the bedroom. Probably she's in her cave under the bed. Both are doing well, having passed their fourth birthdays in good health.

    Dagny is my fourth Siberian. Aside from her sort of standoffish ways, she is the most *normal* of them all. A Kipling "I am the cat who walks by himself" type, she is.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

    16 Joyenz, if you're here: I've shifted the cats over to the Feline Pine stuff. Seems to work well for them -- and me. Yesterday I dumped out the "sawdust," and while it was a couple of inches deep in the pan, it seemed to weigh less than the same of the clay stuff. And I did not have to clean the pan laboriously the way I did with the clumping clay. If I get them a stainless steel pan, I'll bet it will be even easier!

    When I have my house, I plan to have two pans for them, one in a bathroom or laundry room, and one in the basement.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)

    17 Condolences to all who are mourning for their pets. It's painful to lose them.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:09 PM (FrGmf)

    18 Woof!!! Condolences to all who have lost their pet buddies. They will live forever in your memories.

    Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 04, 2026 04:10 PM (gqqeA)

    19 I was out planting cabbages this morning, and while I was digging holes for the plants, my girl kitten, Becca, came over and carefully squatted over one of the holes and peed. Which was fine, but then she filled the hole in again.
    It is nice to have a cat who engages.

    Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

    20 Well, one more week before I'm supposed to take the sweet Zero G Babymonster to her new home. This one is special. I hope she has a long, good life.

    https://is.gd/Uf7obY

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:12 PM (f0sNM)

    21 Beautiful Moronimals! Condolences going out to those whose pets have departed this life.

    Currently visiting my Sis, who has a Labradoodle and two cats here in Vancouver. Dog is named Rocky, and is a very friendly fellow. He had a ride in my car down to the tire shop, where I had a flat fixed.

    It is a beautiful day here, sunny and about 60 degrees. Gardens and trees all blooming like mad.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (I7pZ1)

    22

    The Dodo site has a story about a cat who has Trex front legs.

    Reminds me of our beloved Trex.

    Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (3ek7K)

    23 The pet pictures were also really nice.

    Seperately, my experiments are going well. Horror movies, no matter how disturbing are about 20% less scary with a cat laying in your lap.

    Even more so if they're purring.

    Ralphy is better. I'm holding him as he goes down steps. I think that's best.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

    24 One of our "indoor only" cats managed to get out for about 24 hours and one thunderstorm.

    Now that she has been "rescued" back into the house, she is essentially velcroed to me. If I stop moving, the cat is on me in less than 30 seconds.

    I believe that in her meows she is claiming to have PTSD far worse than any vet that did two tours of duty of Vietnam. She is most displeased when I express skepticism regarding her claims.
    Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 04, 2026


    ***
    My boyhood cat Rusty, indoor and patio only, got lost at one point for about two and a half days. We were afraid he'd gotten into the shop whose back door opened into our patio and then onto the street. My mother, brother, and I searched around the block and beyond for a long time. We were beginning to believe he was gone for good. Then, early on the third morning, there he was at the kitchen door, meowing to come in. He was starved, but unhurt. He probably got into that shop and then hid in terror of strange people for all that while.

    He was very pleased to be back and never disappeared again.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wzUl9)

    25 The CDS must have sensed an upcoming vacancy. There was a cute ginger cat on the front porch last night. I went outside to check the weather, and was looking up at the clouds. And when I looked down, this orange cat was just sitting there, staring at me from the bottom of the steps. I went into the house and got it some food.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:15 PM (f0sNM)

    26 Well, one more week before I'm supposed to take the sweet Zero G Babymonster to her new home. This one is special. I hope she has a long, good life.

    https://is.gd/Uf7obY
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026


    ***
    She looks much like my late Wolf, even to the brownish tinge to her fur. Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (wzUl9)

    27 Stateless, I forget exactly what is wrong with Ralphy. Did he fall? Is he arthritic? I wonder if you have tried CBD chews for him. Those helped our old boy.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FrGmf)

    28 Bravo was out all night last night, and there were thunderstorms. I was worried, didn't sleep, even though I figured he just got stuck in our neighbor's garage again. Around 10AM this morning, he came ambling up the back walk.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:18 PM (f0sNM)

    29 Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

    -----------------------------------------------

    Indeed. I really, really like this one.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:18 PM (f0sNM)

    30 OH BOY, THE PARK!
    I CAN KILL SOME DUCKS!

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 04:21 PM (Kt19C)

    31 Commisar is Haitan?

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 04:22 PM (+89TD)

    32 No offense to Jax, but if I lived on the Isle of Skye, I would proclaim myself the official taste tester of Talisker Single Malt Scotch, and make everyone lick their own stamps.

    Talisker is a good one. Nice and smokey.

    Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

    33 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026
    Beautiful cat.


    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FrGmf)
    He somehow fell out of my bed around 3am in the morning 2.5 weeks back. He does have arthritis but everyone's amazed at how much life he has for14.7 years.


    I hope everyone has a happy week.

    It's about to storm here. Snowflake went home to eat and I just brought her in until it passes.

    Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

    34 Currently petless. Had to have my covid senior kitty euthnazied a year ago last fall and then Toby dog had to cross the rainbow bridge in December. I'm not ready for another dog yet, but I may have to go the shelter and check out the cats.

    Posted by: PaleRider at April 04, 2026 04:25 PM (+89TD)

    35 Are cats aware of colors? I have a new rug, Iranian but tribal rather than formal pattern--if you looked at it you might think it was Navaho. Shades of camel to orange. Georgie has decided to live there! He crawls under it, pulls it over him, sleeps stretched out. And he is all but invisible, he melds in so well! In the middle of the night I have to be vewy vewy careful.

    Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026 04:25 PM (dd+qC)

    36 Black cats seem to have the best personalities, don't they?

    -----------------------------------------------

    Indeed. I really, really like this one.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026


    ***
    They look so fierce, and sometimes fussy, but are adaptable and easygoing. And the late Marie-Antoinette, a medium-hair black like Stirling, was the smartest I've ever known; loved to walk on a lead, for instance..

    Miss Linda likes to say that Tatiana, my first Siberian, was the smartest. "She pulled open the drawer to get to her toys!" Me: "Marie got *us* to bring out her toys. That's pretty darn swift."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:26 PM (wzUl9)

    37
    Thank you for the Pet Thread, KT! I'll attempt to find additional back yard flora to send to you.

    *game camera, bird feeders...*

    Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 04, 2026 04:26 PM (QVmho)

    38 On Tuesday, I walked by the Pet Sense store in the strip mall near my house. There was what looked like a travel bag at the front door. I was getting my walk in before taking my dad to a doctor’s appointment. Anyway, turned out it was a cat in a fabric carrier. It was a very pleasant day and the store was going to open within the hour. I assumed that someone was just dropping the cat for grooming before heading to work.
    The next day I went in to check and make sure that the animal was okay. I showed the young lady the picture I’d taken the morning prior. She said that the cat was left there and pregnant. I was furious. I’m not a cat person and I can’t take care of a pet right now, but I’m going to go back this Monday and give them cash to pay for the animal’s expenses.
    I wish people wouldn’t get a pet, and then bail on the responsibility of having one. Humans can be real cruel jerks.

    Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2026 04:27 PM (OTOad)

    39 re cats aware of colors? I have a new rug, Iranian but tribal rather than formal pattern--if you looked at it you might think it was Navaho. Shades of camel to orange. Georgie has decided to live there! He crawls under it, pulls it over him, sleeps stretched out. And he is all but invisible, he melds in so well! In the middle of the night I have to be vewy vewy careful.
    Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026


    ***
    I'm not sure. Seems I've read that cats are not as color-blind as dogs. Certainly the felines all seem to know where they look the best, or the places that, when they lounge or curl there, their humans go "Awwww!" more often.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:29 PM (wzUl9)

    40 I wish people wouldn’t get a pet, and then bail on the responsibility of having one. Humans can be real cruel jerks.
    Posted by: Unkaren at April 04, 2026 04:27 PM (OTOad)
    Bingo! You get the pick of the litter. And that one will be your buddy for a long time.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 04:31 PM (LHPAg)

    41 Hey guys,

    Small update on our cats

    https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

    Very sad to see all the pets that have found their wings. My condolences to the pet parents.

    Posted by: Joyenz at April 04, 2026 04:32 PM (2F0/Y)

    42 OT, but the "Ace TV" channel is showing a 1958 episode of Mike Hammer w/ Darren McGavin. Sharp and clear, but no closed-captioning. Of course actors actually spoke their lines then instead of mumbling.

    It's not on the online schedule; The Snows of Kilimanjaro w/ Gregory Peck is listed as running until 4 pm.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:32 PM (wzUl9)

    43 Cats tend to see colors in a way humans might characterize as "desaturated."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WADObNeVG4

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 04:34 PM (f0sNM)

    44 We've delayed adopting another doggeh. Our fence needs work, and hubby is recovering from shoulder surgery. So we will work on the fence in time. It's not a bad thing. It has given me plenty of time to grieve and be okay with having another dog in time.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:34 PM (FrGmf)

    45 Hooray for the Pet Thread, the furriest thread of the week. So sorry to see such fine pets passing on.💔

    Feral farm cat news: Little Rascal, whom we think is the mama of the getting-bigger-all-the-time kittens (who remain shy and elusive), was getting rather rotund, but then suddenly this week she is skinny again. We've looked around the tin barn but haven't seen any signs of new kittens. It's early yet.

    Daisy the feisty Oklahoma Malinois, is pretty smart. Had a much-needed heavy drought-breaking storm night before last. Yesterday morning, I got up and Daisy was there at the back door, as she often is, to go outside first thing. I warned her it was pretty wet out there. Opened the door, and she looked out but didn't even poke her nose out. Nope, nope, nope, she turned around and went back to bed.

    Domestic indoor farm cat news: Ony, the old yellow-eyed black cat, just keeps rolling along. Getting on in years, so, glad to see. She is very vocal in demanding food and "requesting" her litter box be cleaned. Enjoys lying in bed with us, and sitting in my lap when I'm at the computer.

    And, that's the critter report from Webworks Acres.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - pandemonium! at April 04, 2026 04:36 PM (/rhF0)

    46 Yesterday heard what sounded like a death fight on the deck. Turns out the dogs had stranded our resident squirrel on the side of the garage, which the squirrel traverses to get to the bird feeders. Piper was screaming like she was getting kicked by a moose. Luckily, the squirrel eventually went around the corner out of reach of said dogs, and everyone calmed down for a bit. It was 15 minutes of noise as if we were torturing both dogs. I wondered what the neighbors might think, but then, I decided I just didn't give one fat rat's backside what they think.

    Rodent patrol is no small matter around here.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)

    47 Wolfus, I've never heard of Ace TV. But I imagine it having shows about shelving fails, hot irons and Ewoks.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (FrGmf)

    48 Lucy the Fink sends her greetings. Which, is mostly a sniff and then a walk away.

    Mr Poppins,
    I’m so sad to hear about your sweet pup. I know how much you love your four legged friends.

    I like most animals more than most people. Except evil river otters. Don’t trust those bastards. I saw one yesterday on the beach. He was just daring the dog to come investigate. Woulda ripped its frigging face off.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2026 04:39 PM (A5RD0)

    49 Rodent patrol is no small matter around here.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at April 04, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)

    Yesterday, here at my sister's home, one of the cats, Pancho, was observed trying to bring a dead baby rat in by way of the kitty door. He was shooed out, and spent some time body-slamming the dead rat, until it vanished somewhere. Vancouver, being a port city, definitely has a rat problem.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:41 PM (I7pZ1)

    50 Wolfus, I've never heard of Ace TV. But I imagine it having shows about shelving fails, hot irons and Ewoks.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026


    ***
    That would be entertaining! No, this one recently showed up amid a cluster of new over-the-air channels around the local digital channel 41. The onscreen guide lists its name, but says "No Info Available."

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

    51 Prayers for Peace of Spirit as folk grieve their beloved companions.

    Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

    52 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

    53 That would be entertaining! No, this one recently showed up amid a cluster of new over-the-air channels around the local digital channel 41. The onscreen guide lists its name, but says "No Info Available."
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

    Tune in for the long-running reality series, "Adventures in Shelving."

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (I7pZ1)

    54 My cats have been more than just pets. The dictionary says "friend" is "one who is bound by ties of affection or loyalty to another," and that certainly has described my relationships with my cats.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:45 PM (wzUl9)

    55 Nurse, aside from their preferred hangouts, what is the actual difference between river otters and sea otters? Are they the same species?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

    56 I got to pat a good boy on my walk this morning. Went out to a lake to sit out and a fisherman had a dog who came up to see what I was reading.

    Posted by: gKWVE at April 04, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

    57 They are very primitive-looking creatures, aren't they? As if God did a first draft of the cat, looked it over, and said, "Come on. I can do better than *that*."
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


    American possum = rat + badger
    Australian possum = squirrel + bunny

    https://is.gd/XIEUGB

    Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2026 04:53 PM (VHUov)

    58 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

    We have vultures hanging around. They enjoy sitting atop the utility pole in the front yard. People are surprised when I tell them that they are birds of prey and protected. They have their place in the economy of things.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:58 PM (FrGmf)

    59 Victor,
    Thanks for the link. I am disappoint. Although if he sees himself as green/blue and the rug as green/blue, perhaps he still thinks he blends in!

    Posted by: Wenda at April 04, 2026 05:00 PM (dd+qC)

    60 I am very careful of turkey vultures on the ground in my proximity. They can projectile vomit as a defense mechanism. I don't wish to be bathed in the glory of regurgitated roadkill possum.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:08 PM (FrGmf)

    61 58 The vultures are back on my deck, starting families. The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes. I can send the one pic I got, if there is interest.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

    We have vultures hanging around. They enjoy sitting atop the utility pole in the front yard. People are surprised when I tell them that they are birds of prey and protected. They have their place in the economy of things.
    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 04:58 PM (FrGmf)
    I have never heard of a buzzard eating something live.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 05:10 PM (LHPAg)

    62 Please accept my condolences losing a pet is a real heartbreaker.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2026 05:16 PM (RIvkX)

    63 what is the actual difference between river otters

    Sea otters hold hands at night because they're gay

    Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 04, 2026 05:17 PM (Kt19C)

    64 Jax produces more good things for our society then the whole Democrat Party in the US.

    For one thing Jax has a job and does not live off of Government programs !!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at April 04, 2026 05:19 PM (38587)

    65 I'm sorry for MP4's loss of his fur baby. It hurts to lose our animules.

    Posted by: fly gal at April 04, 2026 05:20 PM (Gpgvi)

    66 I have never heard of a buzzard eating something live.

    Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2026 05:10 PM (LHPAg)


    No. Me either. But they are technically considered birds of prey, and it is a federal offense to kill them, according to the Migratory Bird Act of 1918.


    My rancher neighbor has had issues with caracaras preying on newborn calves. We call those Mexican eagles, or Mexican buzzards but they are falcons. They are also considered a bird of prey.

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:21 PM (FrGmf)

    67 As an aside:

    Owney (ca. 1887 – June 11, 1897) was a terrier mix[1] adopted in the United States as a postal mascot by the Albany, New York, post office about 1888. The Albany mail professionals recommended the dog to their Railway Mail Service colleagues, and he became a nationwide mascot for nine years (1888–1897).[2] He traveled over 140,000 miles throughout the 48 contiguous United States and around the world as a mascot of the Railway Post Office and the United States Postal Service. He was the subject of commemorative activities, including a 2011 U.S. postage stamp.[3]

    Pic at:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owney_(dog)

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:29 PM (XeU6L)

    68 I see a new thread. Commence reading.

    Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (dIske)

    69 NOOD Easter bunny

    Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 04, 2026 05:33 PM (FrGmf)

    70 Then, there's Mr.ZiP:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._ZIP

    And, the Eagle:
    https://logos-world.net/usps-logo/

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:34 PM (XeU6L)

    71 Damn. Eagle gets one-upped by a bunny.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2026 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

    72 "The actual sex is brief, but then they stand on the deck looking satisfied, for up to 20 minutes."

    I understand it's the same with the Baldwin brothers.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 04, 2026 06:25 PM (f0sNM)

    (Jump to top of page)






    Processing 0.49, elapsed 0.5082 seconds.
    34 queries taking 0.1402 seconds, 5061 records returned.
    Page size 2407 kb.
    Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



  • MuNuvians
    MeeNuvians
    Frequently Asked Questions
    The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
    Top Top Tens
    Greatest Hitjobs

    The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
    A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
    Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
    More Margaret Cho Abuse
    Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
    Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
    Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
    John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
    World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
    Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
    Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
    Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
    Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
    Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
    They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
    Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
    Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
    When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
    What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
    Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
    Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
    Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
    My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
    Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
    An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
    The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
    Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
    The House of Love: Paul Krugman
    A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
    The Dowd-O-Matic!
    Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
    Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
    John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
    "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
    The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
    News/Chat