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Teachers refuse to teach. However, they will teach your children that they are racist by singing very poorly and trying to become famous on the Chinese social media platform TikTok.

If you loved that one, there's another one, even worse, at 4:13 in this video.

Her eyes have the crazed sheen of a cultist willing to murder for her strange gods.

Here's something else teachers are doing:

I'm not even going to call them teachers any longer. I am going to call these lazy, dull-minded lunatics and superannuated children mockingly what they call themselves: The Real Heroes (TM).

Give your children a cookie and some indoctrination:



Here's one. Now, I think this is actually staged. It's too set-up, and the men in the video do not act naturally.

But, whatever, it is held out as real. You be the judge.

This lisping, hyperemotional imbecile is the perfect archetype of a progdem.

This representative took down the American flag and replaced it with the "trans flag" to bait Marjorie Taylor Greene. Greene responded by putting up a sign that says "There are two genders, male and female."

The Post propgandizes it this way:

Obviously, Greene made no reference to this freak's child, and probably didn't know this imbecile even had a trans child.

But propagandists propagandize. It's what they do. It's all they do.

Grandpa wanders around the Walmart parking lot, asking strangers where he is and if they think it's too cold.

I have two updates to the story about China forcing US diplomats to be anally penetrated.

First: China says they only did anal swabs on those who consented.

And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.

Well, sure. A bit, I guess!

The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal.

Finally:

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:24 PM (8D42x)

2 and yeah, those state dept people enjoyed it.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:25 PM (8D42x)

3 and corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:25 PM (8D42x)

4 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.

Common courtesy. Sheeeshh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM (guGkK)

5 oh and fuck teachers and their union. just for general purpose.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM (8D42x)

6 "First: China says they only did anal swabs on those who consented.

And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.

Well, sure. A bit, I guess!"

This is a powerful weapon that we must learn how to use.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

7 I would like a refund, please. I do not care for this simulation at all...

Posted by: Wytshus at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (Q35c3)

8 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.

Common courtesy. Sheeeshh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM (guGkK)

dinner and drinks or is that not allowed anymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (8D42x)

9 Sloe Joe out looking for the Magic Red Button that Nancy was talking about.

Posted by: tbodie at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ovir2)

10 Oh jeez at that pitiful old man being allowed to wander around the White House trying to shake people's hands.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ZLyax)

11 Chinese Doctor #1: "May I?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (guGkK)

12 Can we vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene as the Pinochet-n-Chief?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)

13 Sloe Joe out looking for the Magic Red Button that Nancy was talking about.
Posted by: tbodie at February 25, 2021 05:27 PM (ovir2)


WHERE IS IT????

Posted by: Rep. Eleanor Holmes-Norton at February 25, 2021 05:28 PM (guGkK)

14 regarding those guys that are walking funny out of the chinese hospital? how big IS that swab? and is it black?

*yeah i went for the easy joke...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:28 PM (8D42x)

15 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.
That's not our culture

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at February 25, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)

16 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.

Common courtesy. Sheeeshh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM (guGkK)


Otters don't care how much you gave to the Sierra Club.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2021 05:28 PM (M+Lyo)

17 Diplomat #8: "Why most CERTAINLY!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (guGkK)

18 Some of the older horde members might be able to help me here... when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (UPoLF)

19 >>>Woke Teachers

Exhibit 1 in their involuntary commitment hearings.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (KnJdm)

20 Decent cleavage on the pink pig.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

21 Also fun:

Getting the notification that your high school's stadium capacity is being allowed by the State Agencies to increase by X% after 5pm on Friday, but any sports occurring in the same stadium tonight are still restricted to half that number.

Because Scienz.

Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents. And can blue cities be less black? at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (ZLyax)

22 I have no sympathy for the vile Joe Biden. His whole family is scum.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (WKPsC)

23 Decent cleavage on the pink pig.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (yQpMk)



I noticed that too, but it is awfully white for someone who hates white people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (guGkK)

24 Anal swab the marines!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (Geoni)

25 That makes a whole lotta sense;/s They didn't want to refuse anal swabs because it might be considered homophobic, because sex between two consenting adult of the same gender always involves anal swabs. No doubt these people all voted for Biden/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (VP4Cd)

26 *looks around for the camera*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (lmikk)

27 Why soitainly!

Posted by: Curly Joe at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (guGkK)

28 Some of the older horde members might be able to help me here... when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (UPoLF)

I think a percentage of them are on power trips. They can no longer discipline the kids, so they take it out on the parents.


Also, for grade school, you don't need to be very bright.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (M+Lyo)

29 " The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal."

Spot-on as always, Ace !

now that they've gotten this far, will making this "the law of the land" be done as part of the stimulus boondoggle omnibus bill, or just by EO ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (AKJpt)

30 If parents really cared about their children they would start acting more like Janice Dean and take on these teachers and never let up.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

31 A wee bit cramped for the tuba player.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (xxG/v)

32 The next time I get a letter or a flyer from a teacher that doesn't have multiple typos and grammar errors will be the first time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (kTF2Z)

33 The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal.

----

Called it.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (Ojki1)

34 If the DM asked me to roll 2D6 for chance that the teacher up top was getting frontholed by some of her students it would be: 1-2 for miss 3-10 for hit and 11-12 for crit.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (SFSVc)

35 Somebody should convince these white hating woke dingbats to eat a bullet. For the good of the planet and science of course

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (WKPsC)

36 "Her eyes have the crazed sheen of a cultist willing to murder for her strange gods."

It's the thousand cock stare.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (VbI7r)

37 the poor tuba player

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (DJFLF)

38 That makes a whole lotta sense;/s They didn't want to refuse anal swabs because it might be considered homophobic, because sex between two consenting adult of the same gender always involves anal swabs. No doubt these people all voted for Biden/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (VP4Cd)

I'm sure fauci volunteered to be a substitute swab...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (8D42x)

39 So I guess it's homophobic if you don't want to s&ck a d!ck?

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (SWbVS)

40 And some male teacher was caught jerking it while on a zoom call with students. Helluva system they're ramming down/up our throats/ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (aTQCG)

41 Does Fredo still have that giant swab he had on TV ?

He needs to stick it up his brothers ass.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)

42 I would like to volunteer to do the anal swabs on American diplomats.

However, I only want the job if I can bring my own custom made swabs. You know, the swabs that somehow look like a piece of 3 inch pipe with some cotton stuck on the end.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (2SdPm)

43 I have to be tested for Cod with a nasal swab twice a month for work.

I have been mockingly calling the anal swab "the Chinese advanced class."

I could see Biden requiring defense contractors to take it to work b/c "LBGTABCXYZQWERTY solidarity!"

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (Lzpvj)

44 I applied for a substitute teacher's license, thinking I would teach the younger grades and stay away from middle/hs ages, not only because I want to deal with the kids who still love their teachers, but because I'd avoid the "woke" bullshit with 1st and 2nd graders. Now I'm not so sure. I'm afraid the teacher will leave me a lesson plan telling me that today I should tell them if you think you're a boy you are, and if you're white you're bad.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (HabA/)

45 Some of the older horde members might be able to help me here... when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes


When certain (probably otherwise unemployable) segments of the population realized that a bullshit degree was a ticket to a cushy gov't-adjacent job.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (OUMaO)

46 23 Decent cleavage on the pink pig.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

I noticed that too, but it is awfully white for someone who hates white people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM (guGkK)

I noticed the cleavage. Then thought bad about it. Then reconsidered. Decided that this is how outwardly, publicly crazy she is- imagine how absolutely, bug nuts, crispin glover on his birthday, Tom Cruise jumping on a couch, Sinead O'connor crazy this woman is in private.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (lmikk)

47 RE: top video

As Arnold said to Tia Carrere, "You're damaged goods, lady!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (GLv8N)

48 Oh my god, those poor kids in the band pods...

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (w7KSn)

49 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.
Common courtesy. Sheeeshh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:26 PM


They're so cute when they're young. Like those baby river otters.

Posted by: Surprise Otters at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (DMUuz)

50 "The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal."

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-ves
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

(Who could even imagine the man we need in this late hour is Slim Shady?)

Posted by: fringe at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (FPur3)

51 So I guess it's homophobic if you don't want to s&ck a d!ck?
Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 05:32 PM (SWbVS)



That has already been established. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (guGkK)

52
U.S. diplomatic staff grudgingly consented to Communist anal swabbing, or eagerly sought it out?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (hLzTG)

53 Time for the money to follow the student.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (xxG/v)

54 I wonder if the first gal in the tik tok video teaches teenage boys and if she puts that on display when in the classroom?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (2SdPm)

55 dinner and drinks or is that not allowed anymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler

Throw in a movie and you're good.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (aTQCG)

56 I am vastly amused at the State Department. They must have thought morale was bad under Trump!

But what I get from today is that our opposition is retarded. If they think Mike Pence (!!) is a sufficient compromise between Trump and NeverTrump, they're out of their tiny minds. Has anyone read this paper on antifragile strategy? Because if the military is seriously being advised by minds like these, the establishment is well on the way to defeat.

https://www.militarystrategymagazine.com/article/
antifragile-adversaries-how-to-defeat-them/

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (0HpOW)

57 Spinal Tap was performing in pods 40 years ago.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

58 fifty years from now, people will be posting pictures of Wuhan Flu overreaction like the little personal tents as proof of how stupid and crazy people were in the past.

And they'll be right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

59 now that they've gotten this far, will making this "the law of the land" be done as part of the stimulus boondoggle omnibus bill, or just by EO ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM


By decree of the courts, like gay marriage. ~Justice Kennedy

Posted by: Flyguy at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (pLEy5)

60 The teacher chick has had more guys in her than a Bass Pro during hunting season.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (QOXn6)

61 Biden staffers who underwent anal exams by Chinese Communist Party doctors explain that they felt pressured to consent because they felt as though refusing the exam would be anti-gay/transphobic.

These f'n idiots would gladly consent to a cap to the back of the head if they thought it would avoid offending some other idiot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (W4eKo)

62 no one is sticking anythingbup my rear end

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (nUhF0)

63 48 Oh my god, those poor kids in the band pods...
Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (w7KSn)

I'll bet you $5 you never expected to ever type those words.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)

64 A wee bit cramped for the tuba player.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (xxG/v)
----------
Not just a tuba, a Sousaphone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (GLv8N)

65 Yes, some women showing off her cleavage while she sings about white racism really gives me an strong feeling about the professionalism in public education-/sand yes, I realize that there are young women teachers not doing this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (VP4Cd)

66 Twitter is a cesspool
Facebook is an outhouse
TikTok is a 6th grade circle jerk
Social media is a disease

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

67 Worst part? Wenatchee is not some left wing enclave.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (aTQCG)

68 How did the trombone player hold up?

That's a picture that will be worth seeing.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (xxG/v)

69
The more I see of this, the happier I am that I no longer have to go to an office or speak to people I don't need to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (mht8P)

70 JHC look how Biden walks in that video. Unbelievable....

Also, what's with these chunky white women wearing exercise tops in all their videos?

Also again...How the hell big are these anal swabs to make those kids walk like that?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (cF8AT)

71 And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.


These stupid, stupid people. They have no business representing the U.S. Do they go early believe the rest of the world thinks like this???
"Face" is Asia is very important. What the chicoms did was literally tell the rest of the world America love it up the ass. We have lost tremendous face/prestige while the Chinese have gained.
The rest of Asia will follow suit and degrade and humiliate America every chance they can.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

72 fifty years from now, people will be posting pictures of Wuhan Flu overreaction like the little personal tents as proof of how stupid and crazy people were in the past.

And they'll be right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:34 PM (KZzsI)


We do appreciate it though!

Posted by: The Salem Witch Trials at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (guGkK)

73 They want us all walking like that. I bet half the IRS is stroking them selves to that video.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (Xih1H)

74 Again!? (Giggles)

Posted by: State department flunky in the 5 point stance at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (/6GbT)

75 The only person that gets to anally swab Mr. Wallace is Mrs. Wallace!!
--
Alternate Timeline Jules Winnfield.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (wNtdW)

76 Biden regime employee's deserve every bit of treatment they are getting at the hands of their communist Chinese paymasters.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (qZdIZ)

77 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (Ov/Pn)

78 TicTok Woke Teachers seem to only like BBC

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

79 "Oh we real sorry we anally violated your Gwailo roundeyes, it won't happen again!"
--China, laughing at us

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

80 f the DM asked me to roll 2D6 for chance that the teacher up top was getting frontholed by some of her students it would be: 1-2 for miss 3-10 for hit and 11-12 for crit.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (SFSVc)

sucker bet

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (8D42x)

81 I seriously want to hurt every real shero in that tiktok "musical"

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (nUhF0)

82 The final installment of the Toy Story franchise will just be four hours of "Potato Head" screaming at Woody for "dead-naming".

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (VbI7r)

83 >>>The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing
that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal.

Yep, and now, if they again refuse, they are anti-gay/transphobic.


Enjoy the knew rules, assholes and owners of said assholes.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (KnJdm)

84 Did the Chinese use that monster swab Fredo Cuomo was waving around back when he and his equally worthless brother were doing their comedy routine on CNN? I hope so. Because these are Biden staffers.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (HabA/)

85 Don't forget, Captain Kangaroo is in the shitter now too. Can't have Mr. Moose, Mr. Bunny Rabbit, Mr. Green Jeans any longer.

I hate this timeline.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (46GDR)

86 32 The next time I get a letter or a flyer from a teacher that doesn't have multiple typos and grammar errors will be the first time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (kTF2Z)


I remember years ago my boyfriend's kid gave me her homework to check, it was a spelling worksheet. The teacher was getting them to spell "balloon" as "b-a-l-l-o-n". When I corrected it, the kid pipes up "but but teacher...!" I said, it's correct honey, but we're in Philadelphia, not Paris France.

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (DJFLF)

87 465 Dollars to donuts this motherfucker has 100,000 child porn photos.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 05:25 PM (KsAq2)
------------------------

Forty Seven (47), different, Democrat politicians caught and convicted of pornography, pedophilia, perversion, sexual corruption, and/or pandering.

https://t.co/2JDZwOUQqe?amp=1

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (/wRdn)

88 knew = new, FFS

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (KnJdm)

89 I wonder if the first gal in the tik tok video teaches teenage boys and if she puts that on display when in the classroom?

Yeah that cleavage, really?? She looks like every spammer woman's profile pic on social media. No top of the head, massive cleavage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

90 Must be the Boomers who made those kids practice in the tents.

Posted by: That guy who hates the Boomers... at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (W4eKo)

91
"Where'd [ yet another dullard ] go?"

"Said something about 'snipe hunting', as I recall..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (pNxlR)

92 Oh we real sorry we anally violated your Gwailo roundeyes, it won't happen again!"
--China, laughing at us
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

Those people are not "us," and the Chinese can shove baseball bats inside the baizou elite for all I care.

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (0HpOW)

93 Some of the older horde members might be able to help me here... when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (UPoLF)

I want to know when schools became in charge of giving every kid free breakfast and lunch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)

94 Remember this little ditty? "Barack Hussein Obama...mmm...mmm...mmm..."

Not a cult tho.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

95 Also again...How the hell big are these anal swabs to make those kids walk like that?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (cF8AT)



Ah. I didn't really get that video butt now I do, so to speak.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

96 If this is what is teaching our kids you better start thinking about private schools or homeschooling. These bitches are crazy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)

97 Anal swab the marines!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2021 05:30 PM


Those East Coast ones might let you.

Posted by: Marines on liberty in Riverside at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (DMUuz)

98 was there any explanation for why the chinese patients were limping out of the hospital? I've seen rotor head pilots walk that way after a visit to the flight surgeon. But these people don't look like they just passed a flight physical.

Maybe it's the Chyna version of bungabunga?

Posted by: BifBewalski - Gotta be the BungaBunga at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (VcFUs)

99 Oreos are kind of fake cookies, so I can see why that product would be into fake women.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (H5knJ)

100
Forty Seven (47), different, Democrat politicians caught and convicted of pornography, pedophilia, perversion, sexual corruption, and/or pandering.

________

Love is love, H8r.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (mht8P)

101 She looks like every spammer woman's profile pic on social media. No top of the head, massive cleavage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (KZzsI)



So the perfect date then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (guGkK)

102 Send me to China right now!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (63Dwl)

103 Forty Seven (47), different, Democrat politicians caught and convicted of pornography, pedophilia, perversion, sexual corruption, and/or pandering.

Imagine a world in which the elites are so corrupt and filthy that they rig an entire election to protect themselves from a president who finally is doing something about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

104 just got back from sam's club....my membership is up in a week...not renewing it...i forgot my mask....dawned on me about 15 minutes in...no one approached me....i must have activated my invisibility power

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (CqHIp)

105 That walk is not unlike what happens when Morons get caught and placed in the barrel. Grin and bear it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (03n3v)

106 Is this an attempt to get laid, because why are several teachers in the video wearing low cut blouses?. Do they wear that to teach in the classroom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (VP4Cd)

107 Hope those band pods are soundproof.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

108 29 yr old me wouldn't touch cleavage teacher with Dr. Levine's dick because I suspect there'd be a boiled bunny in the future.

If I was a teenager and she was my teacher there would be many hand babies being made that semester.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Geoni)

109 93 Some of the older horde members might be able to help me here... when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:29 PM (UPoLF)

I want to know when schools became in charge of giving every kid free breakfast and lunch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)

Internet says 1966. That makes me think war on poverty or Great Society.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

110 I hate everyone in this post except the poor high school kids in their Spinal Tap cocoons


that vid of Uncle Joe looks like he's surrounded by nurses and doctors

take that fucker out for his afternoon pudding break

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (iTXRQ)

111 They didn't want to refuse anal swabs because it might be considered homophobic
---
I wouldn't allow someone this stupid to clean out my septic tank, but these are the people conducting diplomacy for us. They're the upper crust--Hahvahd, Yale, or at least Georgetown.

We are fucking doomed. And rightly so.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

112 crazy this woman is in private.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 05:33 PM (lmikk)


So, anal swabs?

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (KnJdm)

113 How the hell big are these anal swabs to make those kids walk like that?

Looks faked and staged to me but who the heck knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

114 First: China says they only did anal swabs on those who consented.
And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.
Well, sure. A bit, I guess!

====


And now you will sock out cock, part of our covid screening procedure.
-China

Well, ok, sure, I am not homophobic or anything.
-Biden staffers and diplomats.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (51Lal)

115 93 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)

1993, and the GOP was too ballless to stop it when we took power in early 95.

"Some parents can't afford to feed them or even know how!"

//NEA Drones

I know let's make sure to teach EVERYONE they don't need to ever learn to do so!

//Beijing Billy C

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Lzpvj)

116 81 I seriously want to hurt every real shero in that tiktok "musical"
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (nUhF0)


uh-oh she's getting stabby again...

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (DJFLF)

117 If this is what is teaching our kids you better start thinking about private schools or homeschooling. These bitches are crazy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)

Who in all fuck let their kids be taught by the Thot Police when only virtual lessons were offered? Do they actually get off on child abuse?

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (0HpOW)

118 Also again...How the hell big are these anal swabs to make those kids walk like that?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 05:35 PM (cF8AT)

it's not that it's big per se, but it's got to reach your spleen to be effective...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (8D42x)

119 Braenyard, my disgust has no bottom.

I am getting closer to becoming a precinct captain to unleash some reality on a bunch of people.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (KsAq2)

120 I can feel for Biden forgetting to put his mask on, I did it once going into Dunkin Doughnuts. But in this video he just looks very old, should ban cameras of any type.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (cIqcq)

121 Funny, I just underwent sub teacher training and was told if I ever had to teach an online class, not to wear anything unprofessional, low-cut or revealing, no matter what the grade level. Well, that's really well-enforced, isn't it?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (HabA/)

122 Circling down the drain fast

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)

123 >>>15 It's so obvious. You ALWAYS ask permission before you anally penetrate someone.
That's not our culture
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter

call me!!!

Posted by: John Weaver, co-founder of the Lincoln Project with Steve Schmidt, Rick Wilson, Reed Galen, and Geor at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (5+1A/)

124 106 Is this an attempt to get laid, because why are several teachers in the video wearing low cut blouses?. Do they wear that to teach in the classroom?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (VP4Cd)

You should see what some kids, and I mean kids, not teens wear these days in public.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (Zm+LZ)

125 "My body my choice."

Posted by: setnaffa at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (OQc7P)

126 ... is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head.

-----

What, Stelter's Pud wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (adDcL)

127 113 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

They have a more subversive sense of humor than we do I'd wager although it could be the clinical equivalent of the nurse in California that lanced a dude's brain sac with a nasal swab for sh*ts and giggles a few months back.

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (Lzpvj)

128 @96

Private schools and Catholic schools are not the panacea you might imagine them to be, they have to largely adhere to "the standards" established by the BOE of their particular county or state.

Now they can sort of take the standard and bend them but this garbage will permeate these institutions like a turd in a punchbowl.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (wNtdW)

129 uh-oh she's getting stabby again...
Posted by: kallisto

you got me

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (nUhF0)

130

When I'm done with her, her front hole and back hole will be one hole!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (MmZy8)

131 I wouldn't allow someone this stupid to clean out my septic tank, but these are the people conducting diplomacy for us. They're the upper crust--Hahvahd, Yale, or at least Georgetown.

We are fucking doomed. And rightly so.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

First time?

Posted by: The British Empire at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (gAFsE)

132 65 Yes, some women showing off her cleavage while she sings about white racism really gives me an strong feeling about the professionalism in public education-/sand yes, I realize that there are young women teachers not doing this.

And to think that this 'lady' probably put a lot of thought into what she would wear for her tiktok debut. FAIL.

Posted by: TxMarko at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2g5JZ)

133 California School Board or teachers caught on zoom saying in school teaching is white supremacy and slavery

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (fjKLc)

134 although it could be the clinical equivalent of the nurse in California

They'd have to use a swab the size of the ones they used in old ships on the cannons to get that kind of reaction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (KZzsI)

135 Pretty sure this is why they affectionately call US Navy personnel swabbies, cause they always give permission.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (Js/7v)

136 I keep telling you. It's time to make damn Oreo call themselves something else. Let's do this. No more racist cookies!!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (jBRLB)

137 We've secretly replaced their coffee with anal swabbings. Let's see if they notice!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (Geoni)

138 There's a problem with that first video: I'm afraid I can't take anything a white racist says seriously.

Because she's racist and I just can't trust people like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (ifmtJ)

139 I want to know when schools became in charge of giving every kid free breakfast and lunch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)

I think that BS began during the Carter years. I certainly don't remember it before then.

It's sad, but some kids do need the help. Mom taught in rural Louisiana and some of her kindergartners didn't eat between Friday & Monday. I blame the parents for that, though. One of her kids admitted to her that the only food he got was the breakfasts and lunches at school. Baby daddy was locked up in Angola SP, and momma was charging $20. Kid raised himself. A few years ago, I took mom to lunch in Winnsborro and a grown assed man walked up to her with tears running down his face. Thanked her profusely for setting him straight in 1st grade. He was a Parish Deputy for Franklin Parish at that time. That was the little kid that only ate at school.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

140 This one time at band camp...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)

141 If Marjorie Taylor Greene put up a sign saying that there are two genders, how is that construed as attacking her colleagues child? Does she even know her colleagues child? Has she spoken to the child?. Leftists take everything personally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VP4Cd)

142 But, but, teachers are heroes!!!

Posted by: Grocery store cashiers at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (Cmo8b)

143 "If you're white, yes, you're racist."

Fine. Do your part to fight racism as a white woman and kill yourself.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (DTX3h)

144 109 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

That was the free lunch program which was the state subsidizing poor kids, I qualified for that twice when dad was laid off in the early 80s.

The Clinton era kicked it into overdrive and mandated breakfasts be offered across the nation at a particular poverty density.

Looking back on it, I should have thrown in the towel back in 1996 or so and quit donating.

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (Lzpvj)

145 Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM (nUhF0)

Did you finally get banned from Twatter?

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (jBRLB)

146 Foes the swab need to be 9 " long and 3" in diameter?

-Biden staffers and diplomats

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (51Lal)

147 I seriously want to hurt every real shero in that tiktok "musical"

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 25, 2021 05:36 PM (nUhF0)



uh-oh she's getting stabby again...

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2021 05:40 PM (DJFLF)

PSA: Glock 81 field knife is reasonably sharp and durable, stabby, lightweight and compact. You would be money ahead if you had them in all vehicles and bags.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (KnJdm)

148 Bet that red head teacher enjoys gangbangs with black dudes, to prove she isn't racist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (z0j0p)

149 guys, DO NOT click that link ace gives us below the singing teachers for more singing teachers. It is so unbelievably cringey that I had to look away from my screen in third hand embarrassment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (UPoLF)

150 Hope all Xidens administration loved those anal probing

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)

151 "If you're white, yes, you're racist."

Fine. Do your part to fight racism as a white woman and kill yourself.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (DTX3h)



Yes, Hitler did it. Don't be worse than Hitler!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (guGkK)

152 If you have a transgender child you are not fit to be a parent

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (WKPsC)

153 Must be the Boomers who made those kids practice in the tents.

LOL. Teachers retire at an early age due to their union efforts. Hardly any GenXers too (maybe in admin), lots of Millennials as "teachers" though.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (C+evo)

154 I'd think Senile Joe would be getting creeped out by Kamala hovering over him like the Grim Reaper.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (lgiXo)

155 Do we want to start a pool on when they will let joe biden do a SOTU?

I'm down for never.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

156 PSA: Glock 81 field knife is reasonably sharp and durable, stabby, lightweight and compact. You would be money ahead if you had them in all vehicles and bags.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (KnJdm)

Can confirm.
Reminds me of a Gerber MK II

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (ifmtJ)

157 This legend "remastered" a bunch of old Plinkett reviews. I think he's still working on some. The quality is just awesome:

https://tinyurl.com/5bf5xywd

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (jBRLB)

158 Thanked her profusely for setting him straight in
1st grade. He was a Parish Deputy for Franklin Parish at that time.
That was the little kid that only ate at school.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

THIS. IS. AMERICA. They cannot take that away.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (KnJdm)

159 He was a Parish Deputy for Franklin Parish at that time. That was the little kid that only ate at school.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

That's awesome. Not him not eating, him becoming successful.

Posted by: The British Empire at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (gAFsE)

160 PSA: Glock 81 field knife is reasonably sharp and durable, stabby, lightweight and compact. You would be money ahead if you had them in all vehicles and bags.


The sharpened shank of a toothbrush also works.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

161 And yet people can't wait to turn their kids over to these morons.

"Only a fool would let his enemy teach his children." - Malcolm X

Posted by: abbynormal at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (I849g)

162 I would have to take away from that woman's announcement that she's just declaring that she's a racist. I think she's wrong that all white people are racist but she clearly thinks so, and is a white person. Hence: she is admitting racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

163 REPORTED: Biden staffers who underwent anal exams by Chinese Communist
Party doctors explain that they felt pressured to consent because they
felt as though refusing the exam would be anti-gay/transphobic.

If uncontrollable laughter persists for more than four hours, contact your proctologist immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (HaL55)

164 Off Empire sock

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (gAFsE)

165 139 Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

The problem is we can never get hard percentages on what cut of recipients are made the better for it, and frankly had they not dismantled the old safety net mechanisms of orphanages and asylums the kid would have had some alternatives that are probably less socially destructive than FREE!

I am in the same boat as that deputy God bless him, but understood even then that those band-aids were likely killing America.

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (Lzpvj)

166 California School Board or teachers caught on zoom saying in school teaching is white supremacy and slavery
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM


Link: https://tinyurl.com/2yw9xpb8

Posted by: Bert G at February 25, 2021 05:47 PM (sAW0o)

167 like a turd in a punchbowl.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2021 05:41 PM


Was that wrong?

Posted by: Beto at February 25, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)

168 If you have a transgender child you are not fit to be a parent
Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2021 05:44 PM (WKPsC)

As someone once said: A transgender child is like a vegan cat. We all know who's really making the decisions.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 05:47 PM (gAFsE)

169 I'd think Senile Joe would be getting creeped out by Kamala hovering over him like the Grim Reaper.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Nah, think "Fifty first dates."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2021 05:47 PM (aTQCG)

170 China says they only did anal swabs on those who consented.

And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.
.......

All tested negative for Covid but positive for Butt Flu.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

171 And to think that this 'lady' probably put a lot of thought into what she would wear for her tiktok debut. FAIL.
Posted by: TxMarko at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (2g5JZ)

nah it was a win for her. tits is the only way she's getting noticed.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (8D42x)

172 159 Posted by: The British Empire at February 25, 2021 05:46 PM (gAFsE)

Quite, a percentage of recipients learn the right lessons.

Alexis Occasional-Cortex was never dirt poor.

The poor understand the high cost of "FREE!"

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Lzpvj)

173 You know what really bugs me about the anal swabbing of our diplomats? When I was younger, the people who called themselves comedians would have had a field day with this. There would be late show monologue jokes for two weeks, Saturday Night Live skits and general mockery.

The worthless court jesters we have now can't hardly muster a sick twitter burn about the Bad Orange Man. What bunch of weak minded, talentless hacks.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (Wm5SB)

174 Well, happy fun break is over. Time to go hang the new gate I built. It's just a smidge off. Well, 1/8 inch, but, hey, who actually reads a tape measure, right?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)

175 168 Exactly

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (WKPsC)

176 Do we want to start a pool on when they will let joe biden do a SOTU?

I'm down for never.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

There will be vague 'threats' from 'white supremacist militias' or something.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (gAFsE)

177 California School Board or teachers caught on zoom saying in school teaching is white supremacy and slavery

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2021 05:42 PM (fjKLc)

Yes. I agree. Teaching is white supremacy. Abolish all public schools.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (KnJdm)

178 The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal.


Lol. Then I'm a criminal.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (wyNrR)

179 The left has finally gotten the public where they want them: believing that if you refuse to take something up your ass, you're a criminal.

-----

I finally have found the perfect epitaph for my headstone:

Here Lies ShainS --
Noted Ass Criminal

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (adDcL)

180 If Marjorie Taylor Greene put up a sign saying that there are two genders, how is that construed as attacking her colleagues child? Does she even know her colleagues child? Has she spoken to the child?. Leftists take everything personally.

Exactly. There are signs in the neighborhood reading "Drive Like Your Child Lives Here".

My response: "I do, my adult middle aged 'children' aren't stupid enough to run out into the path of oncoming traffic".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (C+evo)

181 I used to rail at the pali's for what they taught their kids. Now we have imported it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (KsAq2)

182 Well, happy fun break is over. Time to go hang the new gate I built. It's just a smidge off. Well, 1/8 inch, but, hey, who actually reads a tape measure, right?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)

I've been informed math is racist. You'll be fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (ifmtJ)

183 When was the last time the state department was pro-American? I can't think of a time in my lifetime that they were, even under Reagan.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2021 05:50 PM (Cmo8b)

184 Idiocracy predicted this.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 05:50 PM (ftFVW)

185 Oh great, red flag troll is in this thread too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:50 PM (ifmtJ)

186 Donna, I've been subbing this year while waiting to go back to my "real" job. Mostly at the the elementary level.
Don't know what kind of environment you're in. I'm in a relatively conservative area and have enjoyed it for the most part.

Most teachers I deal with are generally very nice but VERY naive to the real world. Most have really swallowed the kool-aid about the "most difficult and important profession".

If you decide to do it, hopefully you have a positive experience like myself.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 25, 2021 05:50 PM (Geoni)

187 I have a feeling they have a person assigned to make sure Joe's zipper is up whenever he makes a public appearance.

But I have to admit, his impersonation of a member of The Walking Dead is spot on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (F0YaR)

188 Do we want to start a pool on when they will let joe biden do a SOTU?

I'm down for never.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

There will be vague 'threats' from 'white supremacist militias' or something.
Posted by: Vanya


Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Shrub, and Obola didn't give SOTU's their first year. Biden won't be around for year two.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (wyNrR)

189 And US diplomats say... they gave consent because they thought if they refused, it would be... homophobic.
------------------

These jerks are so obsessively scripted, and lie about so much, I'm trying to determine if this is a face-saving excuse, or if it's real.

Does it make everyone involved on our side look less weak? I don't know. I mean it's probably true. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (jBRLB)

190 I always thought I would die of old age, setting in my back yard on a nice autumn day. Considering the sentiments now days it might just end up being in a hail of bullets.

Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (+Dp5p)

191 On the subject of free food, my inlaws in Dallas County Alabama have gone to several food pantries this week to see what they had. They have returned with cars full of food, and good food at that. Really as good as we buy. Bags of apples and potatoes, pounds of hamburger, a weeks worth of frozen prepared meals from one place, milk, blocks of cheese. Heads of cabbage. A rack of lamb. The list is endless. My BiL has been going around his neighborhood giving it away.

I'm going to have to see what they have for "Poor Seniors" around here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

192 California School Board or teachers caught on zoom saying in school teaching is white supremacy and slavery


This is exactly how you create a caste system. Government school kennels just warehouse and feed the spawn of rotten parents who torture their children by subjecting them to government schooling.

In the meantime, parents who love their children are home-schooling, others who don't want feral animals sharing their name will seek private schooling.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 05:52 PM (C+evo)

193 There's a problem with that first video: I'm afraid I can't take anything a white racist says seriously.Because she's racist and I just can't trust people like that.

I still can't believe that nobody, and I mean nobody ever talks about the glaringly obvious psychopathy of white people denouncing themselves. WTFF is wrong with them? Shouldn't we be offering them the help they need?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 05:52 PM (HaL55)

194 Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Shrub, and Obola didn't give SOTU's their first year. Biden won't be around for year two.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (wyNrR)

True. And, agreed.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 05:52 PM (gAFsE)

195 Exactly. There are signs in the neighborhood reading "Drive Like Your Child Lives Here".

My response: "I do, my adult middle aged 'children' aren't stupid enough to run out into the path of oncoming traffic".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 05:49 PM (C+evo)

always makes me think of those places tat say they treat you like family.

nope, not the way my family treats each other. i'm not getting poisoned and a wedgie on the way out the door...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:52 PM (8D42x)

196
"My eyes are up here!"

"If you say so, dunce. I know where your brains are."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2021 05:53 PM (pNxlR)

197 when did teachers go from a housewife who earned a little bit of extra money by babysitting kids while they worked through their text books, to some kind of heroes we all need to look up to and pay outrageous sums of money to for part time jobs?

*

Median household income: $62K

Median teacher income: go ahead. Guess.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 25, 2021 05:53 PM (1+b9Z)

198 This is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA

So sad for the families who are actually from the area. "The Long March thru the School Boards" by the ex-Seattle moms.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (vOGqy)

199 Is this an attempt to get laid, because why are several teachers in the video wearing low cut blouses?. Do they wear that to teach in the classroom?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 05:39 PM (VP4Cd)

Probably. Every time I have to visit the local public high school I'm disgusted at the clothing choices, and only about half of my disgust is with the students.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (T4sri)

200 Just watch Biden's mannerisms. How he moves and walks let alone how he talks.
It's obvious he's not all there.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (SWbVS)

201 All you need to do is put some foot holes in those pods and you could be this year's marketing genius!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (99Nt9)

202 There's a problem with that first video: I'm afraid I can't take anything a white racist says seriously.Because she's racist and I just can't trust people like that.

we need to figure out where she works and demand the school fire her. i mean, we can have an admitted white racist (her words) teaching our impressionable youth...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (8D42x)

203 Which American school will be the first to require same sex experimentation or dating?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 05:55 PM (V7LOe)

204 we need to figure out where she works and demand the school fire her. i mean, we can have an admitted white racist (her words) teaching our impressionable youth...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (8D42x)

This is the way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

205 One of my stepsons is a teacher. I assume he's One of the good ones but I have nothing to do with him. Actually it's the other way around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (lgiXo)

206 What did Captain Kangaroo do to be verboten?

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (/6GbT)

207 You know what really bugs me about the anal swabbing of our diplomats? When I was younger, the people who called themselves comedians would have had a field day with this. There would be late show monologue jokes for two weeks, Saturday Night Live skits and general mockery.

That is probably the most frustrating part of modern culture. The way comedians deliberately avoid massively huge obvious targets because it might hurt The Cause. Lenny Bruce weeps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

208 The first "teacher" video is a phenomenal example of what leftism does for people of below to average intelligence, and medium to deep emotional scarring.

Look in their eyes and watch them derive their entire life's meaning from being a fucking well-behaved parrot.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (jBRLB)

209 Just watch Biden's mannerisms. How he moves and walks let alone how he talks.
It's obvious he's not all there.
Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (SWbVS)
........

He's Mummy. Just not wrapped up yet.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

210 Hubs & I flew to Phoenix last weekend and there was an Asian guy on our flight wearing one of those paper hazmat suits, mask, face shield, and gloves. I was REALLY hoping I would get seated next to him. I would've sneezed and coughed in his direction the entire flight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)

211 I always thought I would die of old age, setting in my back yard on a nice autumn day. Considering the sentiments now days it might just end up being in a hail of bullets.
Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (+Dp5p)

And they say there are not happy endings...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (ifmtJ)

212 The DOE will probably rehire kevin jennings

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (KsAq2)

213 In my world, Rambo would've blown those Maoist butt probers away with an attack helicopter, then emptied a clip in that psycho tranny politician and rescued her kid from the commie brainwashing.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (ftFVW)

214 I want to beat the ever loving crap out of that "teacher" in the first video. What a sick bitch. This poor, completely abused generation of kids are going to be so, so, so effed up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (O+I8R)

215 204 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

Dear sir and or madam/dragonfly/ah 64a attack chopper:

It has come to my attention that one of your employees Magda "Thot TeeHee" Mathers is a self-admitted stone cold bigot.

Do the right thing,
Concerned in your city

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (Lzpvj)

216 Are white people born with Original Racism? Has any white person lived a racism free life and died on a cross for our racism?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (V7LOe)

217 wtbf happened to those chinese?

Posted by: x4 at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (oA+QO)

218 we need to figure out where she works and demand the school fire her. i mean, we can have an admitted white racist (her words) teaching our impressionable youth...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (8D42x)

Ooooh, I like this...

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)

219 A wee bit cramped for the tuba player.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 25, 2021 05:31 PM (xxG/v)



#8, straighten up and play right!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM (ZSK0i)

220 Median household income: $62K

Median teacher income: go ahead. Guess.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 25, 2021 05:53 PM (1+b9Z)

I'm sure it's heavily dependent on zip code, but I would guess around the same as median household income. I know in the town I grew up in, the average teacher was pulling like $85k or something absurd though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM (UPoLF)

221 There is zero incentive for teachers to go back in the classroom. None of them have missed a paycheck let alone lost their job. This won't end until the choice is go to work or be fired.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM (kTF2Z)

222
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

Thank you for the reminder! Smash and I drop off goods periodically. Time to make another drop off. We give Junior-ette encouragement to do it at Christmas as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (VcFUs)

223 we need to figure out where she works and demand the school fire her. i mean, we can have an admitted white racist (her words) teaching our impressionable youth...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM (8D42x)

This is the way
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)



"Please advise the undersigned how the school district distinguishes between the white racists that are to be fired and the white racists who are allowed to publicize their racism on social media and yet still keep their jobs."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (guGkK)

224 We've joked here a lot about what people would do to themselves and to others to avoid COVID(!!!).

I'm honestly not sure I know where the line is anymore.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (jBRLB)

225 we need to figure out where she works and demand the school fire her. i
mean, we can have an admitted white racist (her words) teaching our
impressionable youth...


Heh. That reminds me of that Ivy League kollidge (the name escapes me because after 5:00) whose headmaster said they were a racist institution, so PDT's administration decided to investigate them for racism. That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (HaL55)

226 Just watch Biden's mannerisms. How he moves and walks let alone how he talks.

It's obvious he's not all there.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 05:54 PM

His handlers will not be able to let him be seen in public by the end of the year. It will be like Soviet Russia when the party leaders weren't seen for weeks at a time and then an announcement was made that they died or retired.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (JUOKG)

227 That is probably the most frustrating part of modern culture. The way comedians deliberately avoid massively huge obvious targets because it might hurt The Cause. Lenny Bruce weeps.

George Carlin would be locked up in a straitjacket by now.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (DMQdU)

228 The first "teacher" video is a phenomenal example of what leftism does for people of below to average intelligence, and medium to deep emotional scarring.

Look in their eyes and watch them derive their entire life's meaning from being a fucking well-behaved parrot.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (jBRLB)

Well said.

Posted by: Woca Cola at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)

229 The Chinese released a bunch of videos purporting to be leaked footage of people dropping dead in the middle of the street as the result of a mysterious new virus and others being locked in their homes to stop the spread the contagion. When the Wuflu reaches the West, the governments over-react.

Then the Chinese release the above video of patients walking out of the hospital after undergoing the new, improved Covid test. When the time comes, US diplomats say "well, I guess that's just the way they test for respiratory viruses here."

I'm noticing a particular modus operandi by the Chinese. And that video of the patients walking funny was just the setup for one of the biggest diplomatic trolls of all time.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (VbI7r)

230 Et tu Oreo?? Well FOAD then.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (jvt6t)

231 217 wtbf happened to those chinese?

Posted by: x4 at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (oA+QO)

My money is on BungaBunga

Posted by: BifBewalski - Death! By BungaBunga at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (VcFUs)

232 Geez where is the Gong Show when you need it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (Dfwjm)

233 My grandson is 14, way too smart for this crapola.
The other is 9, he's the one they're after.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

234 wtbf happened to those chinese?


*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: The Otter at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

235 208 The first "teacher" video is a phenomenal example of what leftism does for people of below to average intelligence, and medium to deep emotional scarring.

Look in their eyes and watch them derive their entire life's meaning from being a fucking well-behaved parrot.
Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 05:56 PM (jBRLB)

Agreed. This is what I was talking about in the last thread. Like what in the literal fuck happened to millennial women to make them this way? This is not good.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

236 Jeez I just noticed two cows in the teacher vid. first one has her bazoombas out. Second one has them flopped on the table.
What is it with these people and their dirty pillows?

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (SWbVS)

237 The shear idiocy of this bint saying being white is racist while being white. She has no idea what the consequences are going to be to herself when they come for her for being white. She is invoking the good and hard clause and she'll deserve all of it and more.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2021 06:01 PM (Cmo8b)

238 This is a high school band practice in Wenatchee,WA

It's child abuse and it makes me sick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 25, 2021 06:01 PM (Bmy3R)

239 I want to beat the ever loving crap out of that "teacher" in the first video. What a sick bitch. This poor, completely abused generation of kids are going to be so, so, so effed up.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (O+I8R)

Time for a national discussion on common sense millennial control.

Posted by: Woca Cola at February 25, 2021 06:01 PM (KnJdm)

240 #8, straighten up and play right!

Diana Krall agrees - https://youtu.be/qvq7dQlBj6g

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:01 PM (HaL55)

241 Chinese doctors, "walk this way. Or else."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (Dfwjm)

242 These are women who pulled a 2.0 on their liberal arts degrees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (V7LOe)

243 Gerry Connolly.

A crooked piece of filth, that one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (wGxSf)

244 The DOE will probably rehire kevin jennings
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM (KsAq2)

Dear Liberal America,

You know they're doing this because they want to have sex with castrated boys, right?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (gAFsE)

245 The shear idiocy of this bint saying being white is racist while being white.


She's not just white, she's uber white. Blue eyed blond all pink and smooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

246 What is it with these people and their dirty pillows?
Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2021 06:00 PM (SWbVS)

lol

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (KnJdm)

247 221 There is zero incentive for teachers to go back in the classroom. None of them have missed a paycheck let alone lost their job. This won't end until the choice is go to work or be fired.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM (kTF2Z)

To be fair, given the choice, I'd love to sit at home and do next to no work for 7 months out of the year, working like 4-5 hours a day with plenty of holidays and vacations, and get paid as if I'm working full time.

Think about it: with remote learning, all the tests, quizzes, etc. are online. The teachers just use whatever the text book company provides them. They don't even have to grade anything (unless, I guess, if they're english teachers). They don't even have to leave their houses! Good gig if you can get it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (UPoLF)

248 And they say there are not happy endings...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM


After last night, Insomniac probably disagrees.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (DMUuz)

249 In the meantime, parents who love their children are home-schooling, others who don't want feral animals sharing their name will seek private schooling.

Guarantee you that within 4 years it will be either illegal or effectively so to home school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

250 I'm sure it's heavily dependent on zip code, but I
would guess around the same as median household income. I know in the
town I grew up in, the average teacher was pulling like $85k or
something absurd though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 05:58 PM

It ain't just the salary, you have to include the bennies too. 10-12 weeks off in the summer and heavily subsidized gold plated health insurance coverage.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (JUOKG)

251 Heh. That reminds me of that Ivy League kollidge (the name escapes me because after 5:00) whose headmaster said they were a racist institution, so PDT's administration decided to investigate them for racism. That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (HaL55)



Not signing an affadavit, mind you, but I recollect it was Columbia...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (ZSK0i)

252 The time has come: Oreos are shit cookies and always have been.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

253 The shear idiocy of this bint saying being white is racist while being white.

She's not just white, she's uber white. Blue eyed blond all pink and smooth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

A little history would teach her that women are currency in uncivilized times.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

254 There's a trans flag now? G-d help us! Like things aren't bad enough with President Gaga and the nuclear football.

Posted by: tankascribe at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM (rcloO)

255 After last night, Insomniac probably disagrees.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (DMUuz)

Did he finally get laid or something?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM (gAFsE)

256 What if someone found out they are 1% non white? Are they still an evil racist? How much non white do you have to have before you are no longer tainted, but are now unable to be racist?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM (ftFVW)

257 The time has come: Oreos are shit cookies and always have been.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

What? You don't like whipped lard mixed with sugar?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (gAFsE)

258 Hey, I am all for dismantling the systemic racism of the gov't school system. Get those kids off of that oppressive planation. Shut the gov't schools down!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (L3Rsz)

259 Mmm, lard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (yQpMk)

260 The outside of Oreos tastes like pressed dirt, and the inside is some kind of unidentifiable foodlike substance. Chips Ahoy > Oreos.

(though I'm starting to suspect Dr. Fasci is part Keebler Elvin)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (Bmy3R)

261 What if someone found out they are 1% non white? Are they still an evil racist? How much non white do you have to have before you are no longer tainted, but are now unable to be racist?

Are you shocked that the party of Jim Crow would define racial purity tests?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (C+evo)

262 We are in for a bad year, wonder if by end the gulag won't be open.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

263 My ex-wife is in education. I've asked my son who lives with her what her schedule is like, what she does, etc.

He's a bit vague, for obvious reasons, but she apparently goes to the school twice a month. She's a librarian, so there's probably not a lot to actually do, yet gets paid full salary (of course) to surf the Internet and watch shitty cable TV all day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (3H9h1)

264 Are you shocked that the party of Jim Crow would define racial purity tests?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (C+evo)



What they need is their own Reinhard Heydrich. He was great at that shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (guGkK)

265 Chinese dying. Nipah virus. WHO floated a trial balloon to see if anyone was paying attention and they weren't.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (KsAq2)

266 Oreo, you just made the list.

Posted by: Francis at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (jvt6t)

267 What? You don't like whipped lard mixed with sugar?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:05 PM (gAFsE)

I am not opposed on principle (see Cannoli) however, dry tasteless wafers with a mildly sweet filling do not a cookie make.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (lmikk)

268 A little history would teach her that women are currency in uncivilized times.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

She wants socialist collectivist Eden.
She'll settle for a welfare state and cats.
She'll get face colanders and ISIS.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (gAFsE)

269 You are a G-D cookie. You don't NEED to have an opinion on trans rights. You could say nothing and be just fine. They KNOW they are going to piss people off. The executives at Nabisco signed off on it. They are OK losing customers over it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (V7LOe)

270 If you are lighter than a paper bag, you are eternally racist. If you are one shade darker, it is now impossible to be racist.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (ftFVW)

271 Mrs928 made peanut butter cookies last night. No flour in them at all. I thought they were good, even though I'm not really a fan of PB cookies. I'm more of a shortbread or chocolate chip guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

272 Think about it: with remote learning, all the tests, quizzes, etc. are online. The teachers just use whatever the text book company provides them. They don't even have to grade anything (unless, I guess, if they're english teachers). They don't even have to leave their houses! Good gig if you can get it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (UPoLF)

Are grades even a thing anymore?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX)

273 In my world, Rambo would've blown those Maoist butt probers away with an attack helicopter, then emptied a clip in that psycho tranny politician and rescued her kid from the commie brainwashing.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM

They applied first lube, not me.

Posted by: Rambo at February 25, 2021 06:08 PM (rBtIz)

274 Did he finally get laid or something?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:04 PM


Probably best not to speculate. Just give him a knowing nod or wink.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2021 06:08 PM (DMUuz)

275 269 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:07 PM (V7LOe)

I just bought their imitation thin mint things for the shop, I suspect I have bought my last oreos.

Posted by: sven at February 25, 2021 06:08 PM (Lzpvj)

276 Mmm, lard.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



Lard snow cones.

Posted by: Juan at February 25, 2021 06:08 PM (wyNrR)

277 The oreo thing is nothing new. They already did "rainbow" oreos and I think that was back in the first Jarrett admin.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 06:08 PM (jBRLB)

278 183 When was the last time the state department was pro-American? I can't think of a time in my lifetime that they were, even under Reagan.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2021 05:50 PM (Cmo8b)

Could care less about them personally, all either affirmative action hires or from wealthy, connected families. I do care that our country grows weaker every day. The whole world is LAUGHING at us.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at February 25, 2021 06:09 PM (+CiEK)

279 Probably best not to speculate. Just give him a knowing nod or wink.


Say no more, say no more..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 25, 2021 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

280 What if a black guy gets a white kidney transplant. Is her racist or just his kidney?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 25, 2021 06:09 PM (ftFVW)

281 Free paydays for all
No work all play
Let the new Americans do the work we don't do
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 06:09 PM (/wRdn)

282 Easy to be Lard

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (Bmy3R)

283 George Carlin would be locked up in a straitjacket by now.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 05:59 PM (DMQdU)

People say this because they want to believe an icon of theirs wouldn't be so stupid.

Carlin was a part of the establishment at the time. He was virulently anti Republican and anti Conservative. He SOUNDS now as if he wouldn't be for any of this.

You have to remember all the negative stuff he said about government and the establishment was during the time when Republicans and conservatives WERE the establishment.

He would maybe be shocked that his faves the Democrats are behind this stuff but I don't believe he'd be out there protesting it.

Carlin was very nasty and vulgar about Republicans.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (z96ye)

284 That video of the limping Chinese patients is the first shred of evidence that COVID19 is the catalyst for zombie apocalypse.

I won't be so hasty like the Left and use that one source to proclaim my theory as: Science! I'll wait for some additional videos from other countries first.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (ch6++)

285 What if someone found out they are 1% non white? Are they still an evil
racist? How much non white do you have to have before you are no longer
tainted, but are now unable to be racist?


That's a possibility for me. I also remember being told that if I had one drop of black blood then I was black.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (HaL55)

286 This won't end until the choice is go to work or be fired.

Well, they sure aren't gonna be fired. Our overlords recognize their value as the front-line feeder system into the Bolshevik Machine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (W4eKo)

287 Oreo, you just made the list.

Posted by: Francis at February 25, 2021 06:06 PM (jvt6t)

I was out for a while. Can I copy your notes?

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (KnJdm)

288 At my University, all the leftists/mentally ill kids generally gravitated to the following majors: Psychology, Education, Theater and Dance. They didn't have the gender/grievance majors when I went to college, so diversification was not as possible then as it is today.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

289 Guess who isn't signing up for Band next year? The whole band, good-bye band program. And band kids are notoriously geeky; they need Band because it's their niche to survive H.S. But who cares? Mostly just racist white kids being harmed.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (+CiEK)

290 It ain't just the salary, you have to include the bennies too. 10-12 weeks off in the summer and heavily subsidized gold plated health insurance coverage.

Many teachers are spouses of folks whose gigs are practically nothing but commission. I know a lot of commercial real-estate sales guys who need that consistent gold-plated insurance.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 06:10 PM (C+evo)

291 Help me out here. I am a sinner. I will always be a sinner. I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior, and I attempt to live as sin free life as I can, and pray that I am in God's Grace.

I am a racist. I will always be a racist. I have accepted ____ _____ as my Racist savior, and attempt to live as racist free life as I can, and pray that I am in _____'s grace.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (V7LOe)

292 It is not cruel to point out the truth about the transgender lie. That hormones and blockers cause permanent changes, and regret cannot undo them. What is cruel is to fail to explain the reality of gender, that it is not "fluid". Tastes and interests are fluid, but liking truck toys does not make you a boy if you have two X chromosomes, and things change.

Posted by: CN at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (ONvIw)

293 Not signing an affadavit, mind you, but I recollect it was Columbia...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM

I believe it started with Princeton.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

294 My dog is white and orange. So she's racist and orangedognad

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (lgiXo)

295 "One drop of white blood ruins a person and makes them racist!"
--the new Jim Crow

Jim Dove?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

296 Think about it: with remote learning, all the tests, quizzes, etc. are online. The teachers just use whatever the text book company provides them. They don't even have to grade anything (unless, I guess, if they're english teachers). They don't even have to leave their houses! Good gig if you can get it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (UPoLF)

My ex is a college English teacher (not prof). She says a lot of the online stuff like grading is actually a bigger pain in the ass than going over a physical paper with a pen. She teaches 3-4 class sessions each day and hates it; says staying engaged with a computer screen for hours on end is very trying.

Also--she's lib, no surprise. But the amount of That's Racist and transgender insanity that's coming form her colleagues and students... I believe an awakening is beginning. Slowly, but I see the mustard seed of awareness struggling for life.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (gAFsE)

297 Judging by the way they're walking I think the swabs were bigger than we imagine, lol.

Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (+ya+t)

298 I think kidneys are supposed to be pinkish red.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

299 By establishment I meant that Carlin was a part of the establishment DEMOCRATS and liberals.

He was considered on THEIR side and he himself thought so too.

He would be amazed at what they're doing but I believe he'd go along with most of it.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (z96ye)

300 You are a G-D cookie. You don't NEED to have an opinion on trans rights.

*

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Dr. Professor Neal Degreasse Tyson Esquire the Third at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (mlBAr)

301 The state supreme court in Washington has just legalized possession of any and all drugs. I refuse to pay for the Seattle Times so I won't know their alleged reasoning until tomorrow.

Holy cow, we are so screwed. Yeah, I knew we were since about 2000 or so, definitely 2008, but this is purely insane.

Posted by: Tonestaple at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (ctOlR)

302 Judging by the way they're walking I think the swabs were bigger than we imagine, lol.
Posted by: dartist at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (+ya+t)

Pugil sticks?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (x8Wzq)

303 kevin Jennings- Fist!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 06:13 PM (KsAq2)

304 I've never seen white blood.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 25, 2021 06:13 PM (lgiXo)

305 My mom gets these lemon and vanilla oreos, they are not bad, but hella, horribly sweet. Then again I eat so little sweet stuff for years now that whenever I try a cookie or something it tastes like someone force fed me syrup with a fire hose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

306 How do these folks square the circle that all white people are racist but they're not?

Or do they claim they're racist but because they admit to it they get a pass? But they've told us there's no excuse, no forgiveness and you can't ever be anything else but racist.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (z96ye)

307 This is funny - woke woman gets unexpected response when she confronts 'stalkerish' dude

https://tinyurl.com/36nxu3b8

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)

308 Judging by the way they're walking I think the swabs were bigger than we imagine, lol.

Didn't Fredo Cuomo show one that was full size once?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (HaL55)

309 He would be amazed at what they're doing but I believe he'd go along with most of it.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (z96ye)

Carlin never struck my gut as a 'good guy'. He struck me as a creepy, greasy asshole. As he is not a woman, I trust my gut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (lmikk)

310 So the white chick on top is admitting she's a racist? OK, good. I think we're making progress

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (7ZQe3)

311 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:11 PM (V7LOe)

Who's the racist Savior supposed to be?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (VP4Cd)

312 No idea who this woman "Helen" is, but I love her for posting this wonderful quote

https://tinyurl.com/v5wttm6f

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (03Hn+)

313 297 Judging by the way they're walking I think the swabs were bigger than we imagine, lol.

And the bear said: "You're not here for the anal swabs, are you?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (Bmy3R)

314 Lard, won't ya buy me
A Mercedes Benz

Posted by: Janis Joplin at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (guGkK)

315 The state supreme court in Washington has just legalized possession of any and all drugs. I refuse to pay for the Seattle Times so I won't know their alleged reasoning until tomorrow.

Holy cow, we are so screwed. Yeah, I knew we were since about 2000 or so, definitely 2008, but this is purely insane.
Posted by: Tonestaple


Opium dens FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (wyNrR)

316 says staying engaged with a computer screen for hours on end is very trying.



Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (gAFsE)

Send her here. We have cookies and boobehs.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (KnJdm)

317 They KNOW they are going to piss people off. The executives at Nabisco signed off on it. They are OK losing customers over it.

Personally I think that this is great. First Woka-Cola and now this. What other junk food pusher is going to alienate half the country?

With all of this boycotting of garbage food, true Americans will get healthier while the Marxists continue their health decline or these woke corporations hemorrhage more profits.

Win. Win!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (C+evo)

318 Who's the racist Savior supposed to be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2021 06:15 PM (VP4Cd)


That is what I am trying to figure out. Is it Al Sharpton?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (V7LOe)

319 Carlin was very nasty and vulgar about Republicans.

--

That may well be but it's besides the point. It's time to use him to mock the left.

It's just like the Netflix movie Trumbo that's trending. It's a good movie but all you need do is substitute "conservatives" for "communists" and it's a modern day movie. I'm sure that wasn't the original intent but I intend to use it for all it's worth.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (7ZQe3)

320 Bondage to Bondage, more than a bumperstickerism.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (KsAq2)

321 Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)

She was just o, so ready to put up her little video of CONFRONTING THE PATRIARCHY! and then...the bottom falls right the hell out LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (Bmy3R)

322 This is funny - woke woman gets unexpected response when she confronts 'stalkerish' dude

https://tinyurl.com/36nxu3b8

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)
.......

Hilarious. Then she drive off with her gas cap off.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

323 The last time the State department was pro American was when Benjamin Franklin was sent to Paris.

Also Thomas Jefferson was a diplomat of some sort for a while.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:17 PM (z96ye)

324 How do these folks square the circle that all white people are racist but they're not?

Or do they claim they're racist but because they admit to it they get a pass? But they've told us there's no excuse, no forgiveness and you can't ever be anything else but racist.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (z96ye)

It's the new Puritanism. You are scum, but you somehow are better if you admit your scumminess and accept the hellfire that awaits you. Also, you must publicly root out The Devil wherever you see him. My brother said it best (he may have heard this somewhere, IDK): The thing this country never got over isn't slavery, it's Salem.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:18 PM (gAFsE)

325 The state supreme court in Washington . . .

Posted by: Tonestaple
Opium dens FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (wyNrR)

This might shock you, but the news media is blowing things out of proportion. All the ruling does is require the prosecutor's prove intent, which conforms to a lot of other states, that *gasp* haven't legalized any all drug possession.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

326 Amidst the daily insanity we suffer, there is this story:

20th Texas City Bans Abortions, Becomes "Sanctuary for the Unborn"

"The whole idea of killing your offspring goes totally against the idea of passing down a legacy, a heritage.", resident Wendall Clawson said. "It goes against our God given desire to protect the innocent and helpless. It is morally wrong. We wonder why there is so much violence in this country, well we've created the culture for it and it's time for it to stop."

shorturl.at/ghCGY

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at February 25, 2021 06:19 PM (HeKhk)

327 Judging by the way they're walking I think the swabs were bigger than we imagine, lol.
Posted by: dartist

You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. . .

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2021 06:19 PM (Rvt88)

328 Prosecutors.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:19 PM (KnJdm)

329 The state supreme court in Washington has just legalized possession of any and all drugs. I refuse to pay for the Seattle Times so I won't know their alleged reasoning until tomorrow.

Holy cow, we are so screwed. Yeah, I knew we were since about 2000 or so, definitely 2008, but this is purely insane.

Posted by: Tonestaple at February 25, 2021 06:12 PM (ctOlR)

A court did that. Wow.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 06:19 PM (jBRLB)

330 Send her here. We have cookies and boobehs.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:16 PM (KnJdm)

The mustard seed must do a lot more growing before that can be considered.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:20 PM (gAFsE)

331 Gas Hosebeast Lady video looks fake to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:20 PM (HaL55)

332 This might shock you, but the news media is blowing things out of proportion. All the ruling does is require the prosecutor's prove intent, which conforms to a lot of other states, that *gasp* haven't legalized any all drug possession.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

Yeah I was going to guess that wasn't the actual ruling.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (jBRLB)

333 Just when does progressiveness end? What does it progress to? Into another dimension filled with trans unicorns and tears that taste like Nutella?

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (BdDfF)

334 Don't go to San Francisco, it's a shithole.

https://bit.ly/2ZOWn5t
https://bit.ly/3uvNifP

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (YYlyE)

335 This might shock you, but the news media is blowing things out of proportion. All the ruling does is require the prosecutor's prove intent, which conforms to a lot of other states, that *gasp* haven't legalized any all drug possession.
Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:18 PM

I ask, only because I don't know Washington law, but does the law require intent as an element to convict someone for drug posession? That seems...odd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (rBtIz)

336 Gas Hosebeast Lady video looks fake to me.

*

I thought so too until I saw what she was driving. Now I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 25, 2021 06:22 PM (1+b9Z)

337 Gas Hosebeast Lady video looks fake to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:20 PM (HaL55)

Me too, but I didn't want to be a buzzkill.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

338 Some day everyone will have been canceled.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 25, 2021 06:22 PM (lgiXo)

339 She throws the gas pump nozzle in her car and drives off.
Stressed out... time for a cigarette!

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2021 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

340 Just when does progressiveness end? What does it progress to? Into another dimension filled with trans unicorns and tears that taste like Nutella?
Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (BdDfF)


They want Nutella
They'll settle for peanut butter
They'll get Vegemite.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2021 06:23 PM (AiZBA)

341 ARs in stock

https://bit.ly/2ZO7kEm

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 06:23 PM (YYlyE)

342 333 Just when does progressiveness end? What does it progress to? Into another dimension filled with trans unicorns and tears that taste like Nutella?
Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (BdDfF)

Not the way they hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (lmikk)

343

A pair of new studies show that an ominous new variant of COVID-19 is spreading rapidly in New York City, showing up in 1 out of 8 infections tracked in a scientific database.

The results are preliminary -- neither study has been peer-reviewed, and one has not been made public -- but scientists say that vaccines could be less effective against the mutation, and that it is spreading fast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

344 > This might shock you, but the news media is blowing things out of proportion. All the ruling does is require the prosecutor's prove intent, which conforms to a lot of other states, that *gasp* haven't legalized any all drug possession.

Intent to what? Consume the drugs?

Why would you need to prove that? Do you regularly carry around consumables that you don't intend to consume?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (YYlyE)

345 "That video of the limping Chinese patients is the first shred of evidence that COVID19 is the catalyst for zombie apocalypse."

right ... or they didn't get the swab, they got the whole fist, repeatedly. Or whatever they stuck up there, they left it there?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (Cus5s)

346 She throws the gas pump nozzle in her car and drives off.

Stressed out... time for a cigarette!

Remember the banned VW commercial that had two muzz terrorists in it where the bomb goes off and kills them but the car was unharmed?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (HaL55)

347 I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this effin' asswipe any more than I do but....

@ByronYork

Mitch McConnell tells @BretBaier: 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

348 I ask, only because I don't know Washington law, but does the law require intent as an element to convict someone for drug posession? That seems...odd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (rBtIz)

"Yes, I have drugs, but I do not *intend* to have drugs."

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (gAFsE)

349 When you won't see the future it's because you have never looked at the past.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (KsAq2)

350 The results are preliminary -- neither study has been peer-reviewed, and one has not been made public -- but scientists say that vaccines could be less effective against the mutation, and that it is spreading fast.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

---------

Of course. Of course.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)

351 306 How do these folks square the circle that all white people are racist but they're not?

Or do they claim they're racist but because they admit to it they get a pass? But they've told us there's no excuse, no forgiveness and you can't ever be anything else but racist.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (z96ye)


They get a pass by demonizing and physically attacking white people who are more racist than they themselves are. It's their version of buying a Papal Indulgence in the 14th Century. It's all really nothing more than the age-old "Holier Than Thou" syndrome.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

352 The results are preliminary -- neither study has been peer-reviewed, and one has not been made public -- but scientists say that vaccines could be less effective against the mutation, and that it is spreading fast.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

Have to have the sheep panicking, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM (Ez6QX)

353 307 This is funny - woke woman gets unexpected response when she confronts 'stalkerish' dude

https://tinyurl.com/36nxu3b8

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2021 06:14 PM (bDqIh)
-------------------

Better get all of it.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM (/wRdn)

354 I'm gobsmacked. Who in hell thinks it is homophobic to refuse to be anally raped?

Somebody somewhere is lying.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM (okGHj)

355 That "Chinese walking with a limp" vid looks very phony to me.

Posted by: navybrat, pensively pensing. at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM (w7KSn)

356 Mr Lowell, when you were arrested you had 100 kilos of cocaine in your trunk.

Ballast, your honor. You know, for icy roads and such.

Case dismissed!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)

357 pair of new studies show that an ominous new variant of COVID-19 is spreading rapidly in New York City, showing up in 1 out of 8 infections tracked in a scientific database.


*

And somehow for the first time in history it had become more deadly because Science.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (1+b9Z)

358 342 333 Just when does progressiveness end? What does it progress to? Into another dimension filled with trans unicorns and tears that taste like Nutella?
Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (BdDfF)

Not the way they hope.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (lmikk)

I, for one, know that it stops at my property line.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (okGHj)

359 I have trans offspring and gendering is the whole point.

By removing gender as a *thing* it makes trans completely meaningless. The definition requires something to identify AS. And that's one of two genders. Or look, if you just really feel androgynous, then it's still neither of those two in particular. It's not dozens of made up identities that don't really exist because at that point, just take a look downstairs and go with your sex. For pity's sake.

And taking "Mister" off of Mr. Potato Head doesn't do anything at all for trans children (and no child the age to play with Mr. Potato Head should even have the concept anyway, not at that age!).

As a marketing thing, having both Mr. and Mrs. parts in each Potato Head toy would make sense because you're not having to guess which will have more demand and make them separately. One toy instead of two.

Just don't pretend it's got anything to do with trans.

Posted by: Synova at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (BD/yx)

360 With all of this boycotting of garbage food, true Americans will get healthier while the Marxists continue their health decline or these woke corporations hemorrhage more profits.

Definitely an upside there! But I don't Oreos anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

361 I'm gobsmacked. Who in hell thinks it is homophobic to refuse to be anally raped?

Somebody somewhere is lying.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM

A good government employee who's been told what to say to keep his job.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (rBtIz)

362 *Dont eat Oreos*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

363 Mitch McConnell tells @BretBaier: 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah too bad you used to have 53. What's that line about chocolate rations, again?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (gAFsE)

364 >>>Mitch McConnell tells @BretBaier: 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

========

And who does he have to thank for that. Good luck in '22. Btw: should have won 52 seats in senate.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 06:30 PM (JZ/1e)

365 174 Well, happy fun break is over. Time to go hang the new gate I built. It's just a smidge off. Well, 1/8 inch, but, hey, who actually reads a tape measure, right?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 25, 2021 05:48 PM (2SdPm)

...

Sounds like a job for Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (ohOLP)

366 Has anyone seen where Chrissy Thiegen (sp?) Is asking Joe Biden to please not follow her on Twitter???

You can't make this crap up.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

367 How about Home or Private Schooling and getting them out of those Liberal leftists run Indoctrination Centers we once called Schools

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (FLiOE)

368 The tympani player, then...

Does he have multiple tents he has to switch between?

Does he get a bigger tent than everyone else? Sucks to be the tuba player, then.

One player per drum, each in their own tent?

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (P1f+c)

369 Jane! I saw somone mention you had surgery? Are you doing okay?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:32 PM (nxdel)

370 The results are preliminary -- neither study has been peer-reviewed, and one has not been made public -- but scientists say that vaccines could be less effective against the mutation, and that it is spreading fast.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

---

And by "spreading fast" you mean people are testing positive for it and are considered "cases" although they are not sick in the least.

Fuck this utter nonsense.

Take your fucking vitamin C, D3 and zinc. You WILL NOT get sick.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2021 06:32 PM (JxkSe)

371 Transgender is a non-term. People do not have gender. Nouns have gender, and sometimes verbs follow that gender, but people do not. We have sex characteristics. Pure and simple.

Anybody who reduces me to my "gender" is a complete idiot. I am a woman, a mom, a wife, a Catholic, an architect, all sorts of things, but I do not have a gender, and my gender is not likely to become bent.

They can all go back to school and learn what words mean, or they can get the fuck out of my face.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:32 PM (okGHj)

372 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'

-
Steiner will come.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 06:33 PM (VVEnO)

373 *Dont eat Oreos*
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)

One of the problems with being a boring single dude is I already don't buy a lot of this stuff. I'm getting left out of all the good boycotts!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:33 PM (gAFsE)

374 And they say there are not happy endings...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 05:57 PM

After last night, Insomniac probably disagrees.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (DMUuz)

What was Insom up to last night?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)

375 Sounds like a job for Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (ohOLP)

My husband has a small crow bar named "Mr. Happy."

I'll just leave that right there for you.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:34 PM (okGHj)

376 Hey, Marie Newman, you don't have a trans child. You have a lunatic.

And it's because you're a shitty parent.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (JxkSe)

377 The results are preliminary -- neither study has
been peer-reviewed, and one has not been made public -- but scientists
say that vaccines could be less effective against the mutation, and that
it is spreading fast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2021 06:24 PM (63Dwl)



Have to have the sheep panicking, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2021 06:27 PM

Herr Doktor fauci now says we will have to wear masks until the end of 2035 because of the new and dangerous variants showing up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (JUOKG)

378 Gender used to be a good term to use to avoid the giggle reaction when you use the word "sex" but its been destroyed by the idiot left.

Like "gay" used to be a great word to describe a happy, cheerful feeling that leaves you in a wonderful upbeat mood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

379 And who does he have to thank for that. Good luck in '22. Btw: should have won 52 seats in senate.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 25, 2021 06:30 PM (JZ/1e)

Yeah, he's not that idiotic to think he and his principles did any of that...he knows it was Trump's coalition. He's still butt hurt that Trump told McCarthy to go back to Mitch and explain to him how he's all through...nice to see that he knows he is, too...otherwise they would be no need for this laugh out loud PR campaign from him.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (w2LAm)

380 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'


Yeah, the Democrats came off the turnbuckle with an illegal hold but we got the ref to stand 'em off and...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (ZSK0i)

381 What was Insom up to last night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)

----------

He had a bad day. Some of us shared some booze with him and then Lena Dunham showed up to give him a neck rub. Downhill from there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

382 Mitch McConnell tells @BretBaier: 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators. Democrats didn't flip a single state legislature. We had a very good day on November 3.'

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2021 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

-----------------
Another good time to mention my take on 2022. Unfortunately (still can't believe I'm leading off with that) for the GOPe, their gains at the Federal and State level are going to pale in comparison to 1994 2010. With the Dems majorities in Congress so slim, the GOPe will probably retake control of both houses. But, not by much.

Mitch and the boys are idiots to believe otherwise. But, since they live in an echo chamber, they can hear nothing else but their own voices.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 25, 2021 06:36 PM (ch6++)

383 If only that first girl's tits were brains, she would be a Rocket Scientist !!!! What a waste of nice boobs............

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 06:36 PM (TdWJo)

384 Has anyone seen where Chrissy Thiegen (sp?) Is asking Joe Biden to please not follow her on Twitter???



Only so she can swear on Twitter without befouling his virgin ears.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:36 PM (V7LOe)

385 Turtle face is in for a very rude awakening.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:36 PM (nxdel)

386 My dog is bi-sexual also........... It sniffs both male and female dog ass............Just Saying.......

Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 06:37 PM (TdWJo)

387 Hey, Jewell's. Yeah, I had surgery to remove all the hardware from my surgery on my broken ankle last summer. It was beginning to stick out of both sides. Had surgery on Tuesday and am home and healing.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 25, 2021 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

388 "That's not a partisan Democrat! That's a Federal Judge!"



oy

Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2021 06:37 PM (AwYPR)

389 383 If only that first girl's tits were brains, she would be a Rocket Scientist !!!! What a waste of nice boobs............
Posted by: James at February 25, 2021 06:36 PM (TdWJo)

If you like the ones than hang down below the belt.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (okGHj)

390 The state supreme court in Washington has just legalized possession of any and all drugs.

-
If one of us can't abandon real little in an opium den, then none of us are free.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (VVEnO)

391 Mitch is really saying "I lost control of the Senate, but we got rid of Trump, so it was a very good day, the DC Cartel is back in charge."

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

392 " ...
One of the problems with being a boring single dude is I already don't buy a lot of this stuff. I'm getting left out of all the good boycotts!

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:33 PM (gAFsE) "


married, still boring, but same problem here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (AKJpt)

393 I guess the republican polling shows they have not lost many voters. Don't care. Still not voting republican.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (V7LOe)

394 *Dont eat Oreos*
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:29 PM (nxdel)


Not just Oreos. Nabisco is huge, and part of the RJ Reynolds/Kraft/Heinz group. That's a lot of stuff - and I think I've managed to avoid it. Don't forget, we just saw the 2 moms ad a few months back as Nabisco scolded us, and Cadbury Eggs 2 gay guys groping this past Easter.

Also, part of the food group Mondelez International is being sued for Child Slavery along with Mars, Hershey, Nestley and some others. Can't make this shit up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (46GDR)

395 375 Sounds like a job for Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (ohOLP)

My husband has a small crow bar named "Mr. Happy."

I'll just leave that right there for you.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 25, 2021 06:34 PM (okGHj)
...
LOL.

My wife has dubbed any situation that allows me to use my pocket knife as "knife opportunities". Now all the kids say it.

Dad! Knife opportunity!

Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (ohOLP)

396 That HS band is totally ripping off Devo

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 25, 2021 06:39 PM (h1jJh)

397 Tried to watch the first video but I think my monitor's off. Her hair looked brown but she's obviously blond.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 06:39 PM (ZSK0i)

398 Mitch McConnell tells @BretBaier: 'The Republican Party is actually in very good shape. We gained seats in the house. We elected 50 Republican senators.

Who's 'we', paleface?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (AytXr)

399 And I get called a "bigot" when I mention that homos like it in the butt.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (Bpc14)

400 Seen on Twitter, about the kids' band in tents:

"This is why the aliens hide from us."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (OssQ4)

401 393 I guess the republican polling shows they have not lost many voters. Don't care. Still not voting republican.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (V7LOe)

...

Trump hasn't formed a third party yet. The separation won't really happen in earnest until there is a new party to migrate toward.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (ohOLP)

402 Oh Jane! Prayers for quick and complete healing!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (nxdel)

403 I ask, only because I don't know Washington law, but
does the law require intent as an element to convict someone for drug
posession? That seems...odd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2021 06:21 PM (rBtIz)

Prior to this case, I am supposing not explicitly. Knowing possession. The defendant challenged on that ground and won.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:40 PM (KnJdm)

404 I guess the republican polling shows they have not lost many voters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (V7LOe)

The subject lines of the emails they keep sending me suggest otherwise.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 25, 2021 06:41 PM (gAFsE)

405 NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 25, 2021 06:42 PM (ZSK0i)

406 252 The time has come: Oreos are shit cookies and always have been.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 25, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

I am on your team.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2021 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

407 Dad! Knife opportunity!

Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:38 PM (ohOLP)

Feh. My kids would point out some colored-hair hippy freak with my luck.

Posted by: 4 at February 25, 2021 06:42 PM (KnJdm)

408 LOL, the rethugnicans must still think we're gonna forgive them for betraying Our President at every opportunity !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2021 06:43 PM (AKJpt)

409 What was Insom up to last night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)
----------
He had a bad day. Some of us shared some booze with him and then Lena Dunham showed up to give him a neck rub. Downhill from there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

Never would have picked Insom as a chubby chaser but...booze and bad days have made a monkey of many a man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 25, 2021 06:43 PM (ifmtJ)

410 Not just Oreos. Nabisco is huge, and part of the RJ Reynolds/Kraft/Heinz group. That's a lot of stuff - and I think I've managed to avoid it. Don't forget, we just saw the 2 moms ad a few months back as Nabisco scolded us, and Cadbury Eggs 2 gay guys groping this past Easter.

Thankfully I don't eat hardly any of that stuff. I stick to local bakeries and my niece is always sending good stuff over. I'm sure there is stuff I've used that's boycott worthy but I'd probably starve to death.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 25, 2021 06:43 PM (nxdel)

411 >>> Posted by: BifBewalski - Jimmie! at February 25, 2021 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

Beautiful story!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2021 06:43 PM (463rU)

412 Nood personal lies

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 25, 2021 06:43 PM (Zm+LZ)

413 Sounds like a job for Mr. Hammer.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2021 06:31 PM (ohOLP)

Or his brother Bigger.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 25, 2021 06:45 PM (z96ye)

414 RE: the white privilege videos
These fucking trust fund babies whose actual ancestors had slaves want us all to share their guilt. That is what all this white privilege bullshit is. It makes them feel better if they can convince themselves that all white people were rich and owned slaves back in the day. That, and they are trying to get black people to like them...Spoiler: they don't

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 25, 2021 06:46 PM (h1jJh)

415 Steiner will come.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2021 06:33 PM (VVEnO)


This isn't delusion, it merely omits a key fact: the election was "good" because they got rid of Trump without taking too many losses. This is like and army whose officers deliberately maneuver to leave their commanding general exposed on the battlefield to be killed, and then say, "It wasn't a bad day for us, we retired in good order with few losses, and inflicted some casualties on the enemy."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 25, 2021 07:00 PM (jOcSX)

416 Has anyone else noticed the odd quick head twitch that always seems to accompany their racial lambasting.

Every single one of these loons that lecture others constantly have it

Posted by: Damn near killed him at February 25, 2021 07:29 PM (QMvEC)

417 Can someone send that singing chick a bra?

Posted by: Piper at February 25, 2021 08:00 PM (yTsJG)

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