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Marc Elias -- A Lawyer at the FusionGPS-Hiring Perkins Coie, and Hillary Clinton's Lawyer for the 2016 Election -- Files Lawsuit to Get Election Overturned, Claiming That Machines Undercounted "Hundreds if Not Thousands" of Votes

This is in the race for New York's 22nd Congressional District -- a district in which the Republican is ahead by a crucial handful of votes.

The lawyer for the defeated Democrat candidate -- a shifty operator who secretly hired FusionGPS, acting as a pass-through for the Hillary Clinton campaign, which claimed the expenditure was for "legal services" -- has filed a motion to overturn the election, claiming that the machines undercounted Democrat votes.

Almost as if the machines were... rigged?

No deplatforming for Hillary Clinton's attorney just yet. No FBI investigations into him. No Bank of America giving his banking information to the government without a warrant.

No announcement that he cannot serve in the military, as he's an insurrectionist.

No calls for drone-strikes.

No chiding from the "conservative" media. No viral Twitter panics about it.

I'm sure they'll get around to it, though.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

2 and I read the content

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

3 Hoisted on his own petard!

Posted by: navybrat, curiously enlightened at February 05, 2021 02:06 PM (w7KSn)

4 I believe the call is to disbar these lawyers, going by what I saw the media scream since Nov 6th.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:06 PM (Ojki1)

5 fifph

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at February 05, 2021 02:06 PM (2cfUo)

6 Not the hill to die on, right GOPe?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 05, 2021 02:07 PM (ch6++)

7

This shit also means for certain, COVID is all bullshit.

The lockdowns, destruction of lives...all based on bullshit.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 05, 2021 02:08 PM (lg/F7)

8 They are who we thought they were.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

9 I missed the last thread, but something the crowing types who rigged the election should ponder is that now that they both showed they could and are bragging the powers that be can justify going after them. Not for penalty for getting rid of Trump but to make sure they themselves aren't gotten rid of. Stalin made a habit of disappearing allies from old photos with him.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:09 PM (Ojki1)

10
Sloppy vote-shifting by the Democrats. Happens. They should have been better trained by Dominion personnel on how to 'adjudicate' votes.

They'll get it right next time, that's for sure.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 02:10 PM (N/gDA)

11 The shamelessness of it...

The balls on this guy in particular.

They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)

12 Is it impossible to cheat or is it not?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2021 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

13 He who rules makes the rules...or sumpin'

Posted by: BignJames at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (AwYPR)

14 Everybody knows.

It all will come out eventually.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (R/m4+)

15 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.
Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)

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Let me put it this way. Job had it easy.

Posted by: God at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (kTF2Z)

16 Marc Elias -- A Lawyer at the FusionGPS-Hiring Perkins Coie, and Hillary Clinton's Lawyer for the 2016 Election -- Files Lawsuit to Get Election Overturned, Claiming That Machines Undercounted "Hundreds if Not Thousands" of Votes


Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuck you Marc. Sit down and shut up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (lmYrx)

17 11 The shamelessness of it...

The balls on this guy in particular.

They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.
Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:11 PM (BgMrQ)

Jerusalem 70 AD. We have strayed from the path and turned our backs on God (as a culture), so God turned His face from us.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (Ojki1)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

19 You're saying the machines cheated in the wrong direction?

Fuck off. EABOD, prick.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

20 willowed:
>>> Barr, in retrospect, was one of the biggest moles planted inside Trump's Executive branch. A lot of people here (not me) saw this two years ago, and it has turned out to be ever so true. I wanted to believe he was a straight shooter and would get things done.
How wrong that was.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 05, 2021 02:06 PM (tjZg/)


His history with respect to Impeachment 1.0 is interesting. The left had a very specific line towards impeachment, they laid out exactly what that was, and here comes a guy with a handy counter argument to that. Trump was made to need Barr. If the Impeachment 1.0 worked they were happy, and if it didn't work they got Barr inside. Amazing how these things work.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (XRRK9)

21 Betcha Marc won't have a problem finding a court to hear it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Jerusalem 70 AD. We have strayed from the path and turned our backs on God (as a culture), so God turned His face from us.
Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (Ojki1)

And I pray every night that he doesn't...

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:13 PM (BgMrQ)

23 Marc Elias -- A Lawyer at the FusionGPS-Hiring Perkins Coie, and Hillary Clinton's Lawyer for the 2016 Election -- Files Lawsuit to Get Election Overturned, Claiming That Machines Undercounted "Hundreds if Not Thousands" of Votes


Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuck you Marc. Sit down and shut up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (lmYrx)

Guess these guys aren't in the right court faction at the moment in the Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

24 1 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)


Feels good, doesn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

25
Everybody knows.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM


Biden: 'You know I got more votes then you.'

Obama: 'Nobody believes that, Joe.'

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (N/gDA)

26
I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

27 This is the funniest story of the day. I can't wait to see ATC's reaction, given that NY22 has been her personal hobby-horse.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

28 At least they'll have their fig leaves all settled and figured out in time for 2022 and 2024. By 2028, they won't even need the fig leaves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (UZVEt)

29 Have you bitches forgotten that 2 + 2 = 5? We do have a remedy for that, you know.

Posted by: Paul Elias at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

30 Jerusalem 70 AD. We have strayed from the path and turned our backs on God (as a culture), so God turned His face from us.
Posted by: Bete

And I pray every night that he doesn't...
Posted by: browndog


After almost 50 years of abortions? I'm thinking He has.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (lmYrx)

31 There are 3,142 counties in the USA. The machines worked perfectly in every county but just this one.

Honest.

Posted by: Marc Elias at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (HCeRP)

32 Perkins Couie - they sure seem to be involved in a lot of the rot of this country, don't they?

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (Izzlo)

33 I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)


Would that "bang, zoom" come from a space laser?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

34 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

Are you feeling helpless and powerless yet?

Have you resigned yourself that men have no answers for this turmoil?

Do you feel fervently that help can only come from the outside at this point, have faith that it will and are remaining loyal to what you know and hold to be true?

Have you steeled yourself against the reality that you may have to suffer for holding these beliefs, but would rather suffer persecution than deny what you know is true?

Then let them come. And then let Jesus come.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (hK27C)

35
Remember when protest and dissent were the highest form of patriotism?

Democrats: Putting the "riot" in patriot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

36 I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)


You and me both, brother. You and me both.

**pushes bottle of slivovitz through USB port**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

37 33 I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

Would that "bang, zoom" come from a space laser?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)


"One of these days, boychick!"

- - Ralph Kramdenowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

38 26
I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

And give it 3 months and the FBI will have "evidence" you wrote it anyway when they do their predawn raid of you city.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (Ojki1)

39 Damn. Paul Elias was a professional bass fisherman. Shows where my head's at.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (sWM8x)

40 From the last thread, and related to this new post, since ace talks about their droning us...my mind is so blown they're admitting this that I have to wonder what the fuck it is they're going to do next.

I thought, they can't arrest us all but then ... you know... commies are very good at killing off whole populations.

So, they're going anti-2A with this...as their next step and then your precious flyover states will get their own holodomor.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (5Bw0D)

41 NY-22 is the election where ballots were found in a drawer. This is the one where post its conveniently fell off ballots so that oopsie can't tell what we were supposed to do with these.

I've been yowling about this because there's no way, absolutely none, that the sheer level of incompetence shown in this (leaving aside corruption) happened without practice. Just how long have such things gone on in the past?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)

42 36 **pushes bottle of slivovitz through USB port**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:16 PM (2JVJo)


My grandfather and great uncle would say "leave the bottle along with a plate of kapchonkes and a red onion."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)

43 he's claiming precisely the vote tabulation errors that get one kicked off Twitter.
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"Errors". LMFAO

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:18 PM (jBRLB)

44 I've been yowling about this because there's no way, absolutely none, that the sheer level of incompetence shown in this (leaving aside corruption) happened without practice.

Just how long have such things gone on in the past?
Posted by: alexthechick


30. 40 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:18 PM (lmYrx)

45 33 I gotta tell you, if I wrote down here what I am thinking...

Bang, zoom!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:14 PM (s2VJv)

Would that "bang, zoom" come from a space laser?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2021 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

...Maybe...

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Chris Knight, Pacific Tech Alum at February 05, 2021 02:19 PM (Ojki1)

46 what was that guns and roses song again...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:19 PM (5Bw0D)

47 I think most people understand that charges of hypocrisy will generally be useless against the utterly shameless.

It seems fewer people understand a charge of hypocrisy made by a person the target of the charge considers to be a sub-human will also be useless.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 05, 2021 02:19 PM (dYe5S)

48 Patrick Byrne was in that fateful meeting where Cipollone and Herschmann the traitors outed themselves

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

49 Welcome to the Jungle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

50 >>They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

It has occurred to me that He has a plan. That there is a Heaven and Hell. But that we have already lived our mortal lives and were found wanting by Him. We are, and for as long as we can remember are in Hell. We are just only beginning to realize it.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (CWMF2)

51 35
Remember when protest and dissent were the highest form of patriotism?

Democrats: Putting the "riot" in patriot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

And fires and free TVs.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (Ojki1)

52
I've been following NY22 for weeks and every time there's been a recount, the Democrat either was behind or the GOP candidate actually gained votes. And yet they kept shrieking "one mo time!!!!" Until of course the Dem magically regains the lead and then the cry is "We have a winner!!!!"



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)

53 Alt Marc Elias :

Nobody Told Us We Had To Steal This One, Too!

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (O2u8G)

54 no, not that one...the one about selective annihilation, for example.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:21 PM (5Bw0D)

55 Just how long have such things gone on in the past?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)

I've been asking this. I think it's fair to say that, given the level of silence from our Republican masters, upwards of 90% of them have *knowingly* benefited from election fraud somewhere along the line, be it in primaries or whatever.

It answers many of our questions about DC too snugly for me to doubt it.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:21 PM (jBRLB)

56 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE REPUBLICANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO QUESTION THE VOTING MACHINES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 05, 2021 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

57 Look, the Republican paid for his win, same as you could have. Free market, etc.- case dismissed.

Posted by: NY Judge at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (fFtVH)

58 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

-->

it's pretty obvious.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (5Bw0D)

59 our rulerz haz twice the syandards as regular peons

Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (nUhF0)

60 Thanks, Ben.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (kTF2Z)

61 >>>My grandfather and great uncle would say "leave the bottle along with a plate of kapchonkes and a red onion."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)
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Bing thinks a kapchonke is a cap or coat
Google doesn't think, it merely has a linkback to your quote.

Posted by: Braenyard, joint chiefs of staff lied to and disobeyed orders of CIC Trump at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (fRG+e)

62 At some point I expect that NY-22 will just deem the dem the winner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (r+sAi)

63 Do we even care if a 'Pube gets elected anymore? Does it matter?

*Shakes Magic 8-Ball*

"My sources say no."

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 05, 2021 02:23 PM (RGRIY)

64 Contend, O Lord, with those who contend with President Donald Trump; fight against those who fight against him! Take hold of shield and buckler, and rise for his help! Draw the spear and javelin against his pursuers! Say to his soul, I am you deliverance! Let them be put to shame and dishonor who seek after his life! Let them be turned back and confounded who devise evil against him! Let them be like chaff before the wind, with the angel of the Lord driving them on! Let there way be dark and slippery, with the angel of the Lord pursuing them!
FOR WITHOUT CAUSE THEY HID THEIR NET FOR HIM; WITHOUT CAUSE THEY DUG A PIT FOR HIS LIFE. Let ruin come among them unawares! AND LET THE NET WHICH THEY HID ENSNARE THEM; LET THEM FALL THEREIN TO RUIN! Then his soul shall rejoice in the Lord, exulting in his deliverance.
()
Malicious witnesses rise up; they accuse him of things that he knows not. They requite him evil for good. But at his stumbling they gathered in glee, they gathered together against him; cripples whom he knew not slandered him without ceasing; they impiously mocked more and more gnashing their teeth at him.

Posted by: Rapacious IRS at February 05, 2021 02:23 PM (9c3HJ)

65 My grandfather and great uncle would say "leave the bottle along with a plate of kapchonkes and a red onion."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)


I have a scene in my new book where Theda Bara, Toby and Erich von Stroheim are drinking slivovitz. Toby slugs it down in a shot and Stroheim chides him for swilling like a peasant from the Waldviertel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:24 PM (2JVJo)

66 HOLOSUN MICRO 2 MOA RED DOT SIGHT WITH SHAKE AWAKE

1.29 benjamins

https://bit.ly/3avPGtK

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:24 PM (UW2ZS)

67 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.
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The Bible says "there is nothing new under the sun". Not sure about the plan thing but I'm not an expert.

The bottom line is God gave us all free will so at the very least he had/has to plan around that.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:24 PM (jBRLB)

68 Marc Elias -- A Lawyer at the FusionGPS-Hiring Perkins Coie, and Hillary Clinton's Lawyer for the 2016 Election -- Files Lawsuit to Get Election Overturned, Claiming That Machines Undercounted "Hundreds if Not Thousands" of Votes


Bwahahahahahahaha! Fuck you Marc. Sit down and shut up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (lmYrx)

This should be exhibit XXXX in the Trump got cheated lawsuits.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

69 Vote harder.

Posted by: Chamber of commerce at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (TNLo3)

70 >I've been following NY22 for weeks and every time there's been a recount, the Democrat either was behind or the GOP candidate actually gained votes. And yet they kept shrieking "one mo time!!!!" Until of course the Dem magically regains the lead and then the cry is "We have a winner!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)

That's called the Christine Gregoire Maneuver.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (7cERy)

71 Welcome to the Jungle


We've got fun and games..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (yQpMk)

72 Alright. It's official. Somehow, someway I am taking crazy pills.
I want out of the matrix.

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (SWbVS)

73 2024: Kamala Harris has won all 50 states with 98% of the popular vote.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (kTF2Z)

74 I've been asking this. I think it's fair to say that, given the level of silence from our Republican masters, upwards of 90% of them have *knowingly* benefited from election fraud somewhere along the line, be it in primaries or whatever.

It answers many of our questions about DC too snugly for me to doubt it.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:21 PM (jBRLB)


Trump unmasked everything. Before the election was just the tip of the iceberg...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (y7DUB)

75 Wait,,,Elias is claiming Dominion machines are rigged? Mais non, mon sale cochon, c'est pas vrai!

Sidney Powell is getting sued for a thousand billionty dollarrs because she besmirched the name of the Almighty Dominion

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (DJFLF)

76 It's all humiliation theater now all the time: rubbing our noses in the donuts they're doing while wearing our skin suits in what's left of our front yards.

Posted by: ShainS at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (sRTZp)

77 Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

78 lol, you're talking 2024 when the left's avant garde is discussing best ways to liquidate us.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (5Bw0D)

79 Vote harder.
Posted by: Chamber of commerce at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM


I will vote harder, comrades.

Posted by: Boxer at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (ejd/p)

80 Who made the machines? Not Dominium or Smartmatic by any chance, eh?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (F0YaR)

81 >>>55 Just how long have such things gone on in the past?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
-------------------------

There's a vid of Kerry's lawyer recalling election night with Kerry acknowledging 'they're optically counting the votes' it's over; that the voting machines were rigged.

If it was common knowledge in '04 one may assume it's been going on a long time. And the UniParty has existed a long time.

The UniParty bosses chose Bush over Kerry, not us.

Posted by: Braenyard, joint chiefs of staff lied to and disobeyed orders of CIC Trump at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (fRG+e)

82 77 Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

==========

"I want to kill my political opponents because I am secure in victory."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

83 It's all humiliation theater now all the time: rubbing our noses in the donuts they're doing while wearing our skin suits in what's left of our front yards.

Posted by: ShainS at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (sRTZp)

And that's just breakfast.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (jBRLB)

84 How long on Lord wilt thou look on? Rescue him from the ravages from the lions! Then I will thank Thee in the great congregation; in the might throng I will praise thee. Let not those rejoice over him who are wrongfully his foes, and let not those wink the eye who hate him without cause. For they do not speak peace, but AGAINST THOSE WHO ARE QUIET IN THE LAND THEY CONCIEVE WORDS OF DECEIT. They open wide their mouths against him; they say Aha, Aha! our eyes have seen it! Thou hast seen, O Lord be not silent! O Lord, be not far from him!
Bestir theyself, and awake for his right, for his cause my God and my Lord!

Posted by: a prayer for trump part two at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (Ikp/g)

85 Guess I should have said Kamala won all 52 states.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (kTF2Z)

86
Welcome to the Jungle


We've got fun and games..
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



Oh great. Now Teh Horde is gonna be running around dancing like snakes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (EGyGV)

87 Dopey Joe's Crimulus just past the Senate essentially as written. Kumsucker broke the tie.
Now goes back to the House to rubber stamp.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (ZBd2j)

88
Posted by: Rapacious IRS at February 05, 2021 02:23 PM (9c3HJ)*******
is this from a Psalm? Because I'm liking this one

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (DJFLF)

89 It's humiliation theater now all the time and all the way down: rubbing The Steal in our noses in the donuts they're doing in our skin suits in our soon-to-be-state-owned front yards.

Posted by: ShainS at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (sRTZp)

90 "Passed", not "past". Argh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (ZBd2j)

91 These people will never see it coming.

And when it arrives they'll wish they went out all peaceful and shit, like Marat.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (O2u8G)

92 55 . . .
Yes, that explains the cases of Ducey in AZ and the SOS/GOV in Ga. Like Holmes said, the clue is that the dog did not bark. The inference is that their hands are dirty too and the Dems have the goods that they did it.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (pO7gM)

93 > It has occurred to me that He has a plan. That there is a Heaven and Hell. But that we have already lived our mortal lives and were found wanting by Him. We are, and for as long as we can remember are in Hell. We are just only beginning to realize it.

Nah, this is our trial period. We're separated from Him so we can make decisions for good or for evil. If we were in His presence, most of us wouldn't be tempted at all to choose evil, and if we did, we'd be thrust out of his presence permanently. In this place, we can choose good or evil for a time, regain our innocence through the power of Christ's Atonement, and prove ourselves worthy to be in God's presence for all Eternity, going no more out.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (UW2ZS)

94 >Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

Did that happen today? I'm collecting data points for my assertion that it will happen this year.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (7cERy)

95 From this point on, we're all just spectators now. At best.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (Oka5v)

96 Posted by: Rapacious IRS at February 05, 2021 02:23 PM (9c3HJ)

Amen...

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (BgMrQ)

97 58 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

it's pretty obvious.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (5Bw0D)

The Old Testament is rife with God testing people, both personally, AND entire Nations.

Do you really think an omnipotent and omniscient God, who created the Universe, changed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

98 Sorry for the double-post -- broadband issues while mobile.

Posted by: ShainS at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (sRTZp)

99 I've been yowling about this because there's no way, absolutely none, that the sheer level of incompetence shown in this (leaving aside corruption) happened without practice. Just how long have such things gone on in the past?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)


Decades. Part of the reason the GOP didn't back Trump is that they don't want it known just how widespread the incompetence is, because it would throw ALL elections into doubt.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (jOcSX)

100
Patrick Byrne was in that fateful meeting where Cipollone and Herschmann the traitors outed themselves

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM


I was expecting to be bored to death with Patrick Byrne's retelling of the events, instead it was eye-opening. Must read stuff.

I really think it was Trumps downfall; expecting people to do the job for which he paid them and be loyal - which was his experience in private enterprise. I can't fault him for that expectation, with my business experience I would have thought the same.

But OMG was that wrong.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (N/gDA)

101 "This should be exhibit XXXX in the Trump got cheated lawsuits.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2021 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)"
I was think about the same thing.It would be a nice precedent.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (R2gO3)

102 Sidney Powell is getting sued for a thousand billionty dollarrs because she besmirched the name of the Almighty Dominion
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (DJFLF)


Is that suit still active or did Dominion pull it? I don't think Sidney retracted a single thing despite BiNO acting like Jake Tapper having his first period.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

103
They're trying to get NY to hold another election, I think.

They first argued that ballots weren't counted accurately. Then they argued that some ballots were wrongly discarded. Then they argued that thousands of people tried to register to voter but were rejected.

Now, it's the machines.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (YFNIF)

104 Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

Swallows said he would *nuke* Americans.

He wasn't deplatformed, didn't lose seats on committees, wasn't called names, and continued being repeatedly pegged by a chinese spy while saying yes mommy harder.

What is the lesson?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:30 PM (jBRLB)

105 87, That was the budget recounciliation bill of 1.9 Trillion, next will be filling in the actual blanks on what is in the bill. The House will be doing it in Feb and the Senate takes it up after shampeachment as to what will be in the 1.9t goodie box.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 02:30 PM (pO7gM)

106 >>Oh great. Now Teh Horde is gonna be running around dancing like snakes...


SNAKE JAZZ : https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=uhmfYxVoUug

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:30 PM (O2u8G)

107 I'm sure they'll get around to it, though.

"That's different. How? SHUT UP!" they explained.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 02:30 PM (NYS7S)

108 > The Bible says "there is nothing new under the sun".

Ecclesiastes 1:9

"What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun."

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:31 PM (UW2ZS)

109 What is the lesson?
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:30 PM (jBRLB)

To the "victors" go the spoils

Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 05, 2021 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

110 Vindicate him, O Lord, my God, according to Thy righteousness; and let then not rejoice over him! let them not say to themselves Aha, we have our heart's desire! Let them not say, we have swallowed him up! Let them be put to shame and confusion altogether who rejoice at his calamity! Let them be clothed with shame and dishonor who magnify themselves against him! Let those who desire his vindication shout for joy and be glad, and say evermore, Great is the Lord who delights in the welfare of his servant! Then my tongue shall tell of they righteousness and they praise all the day long.

Posted by: a prayer for trump part three at February 05, 2021 02:31 PM (DEmnO)

111 Someone upthread said they want out of the matrix. I have been feeling like I'm in a sim for some weeks now. I think the way this particular timeline plays out is that military brass finally rise up when they learn the troops are not allowed to display Pepe imagey anywhere on their person or gear.
You laugh, but it's coming.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

112 Doesn't the Bible also say something about the Righteous surrounding themselves with Razor Wire and Armies?

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:32 PM (O2u8G)

113 Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)
++++
Why? Drone strikes are expensive and involve a lot of collateral damage. Wallace is an idiot. When they go after the enemy (that is, Trump supporters and then normal Americans), they'll quarantine and blockade regions where they're dense. To go after them in their own midst in the blue areas, drone strikes would just blow up their own shit. I am sure they will do it a few times for high-value targets, but for the bulk of them they'll more likely use einsatzgruppen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:32 PM (UZVEt)

114 "I want to kill my political opponents because I am secure in victory."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, Fascist gotta fascist. It is their nature.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:32 PM (Ojki1)

115 Guess I should have said Kamala won all 52 states.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


That's better, Comrade.

We should all remember Big Brother Joe with humor and respect.
Big Sister Kamala has been chosen by the People to lead us to a better day.
All the Trumpist Roaders have been liquidated or re-educated now. The future will be great and glorious for the Amerika motherland.
Daspandanya!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (tjZg/)

116 You don't send a Drone to do the Plumber's Job.

Posted by: CIA at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (O2u8G)

117 *Is that suit still active or did Dominion pull it? I don't think Sidney
retracted a single thing despite BiNO acting like Jake Tapper having
his first period.*
I don't know but I believe Smartmatic just sued the attorneys and also FOX anchors, I'm assuming Bartiromo and Dobbs

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (DJFLF)

118 he'll win.

He knows how to manipulate the system and has zero morals.

Posted by: jd at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (TXRFW)

119 > And when it arrives they'll wish they went out all peaceful and shit, like Marat.

The bloodthirsty bath-locked douche who got stabbed to death? He was the original keyboard warrior.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)

120 Ecclesiastes 1:9

"What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun."
Posted by: bonhomme


Turn, turn, turn....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (tjZg/)

121 Do you really think an omnipotent and omniscient God, who created the Universe, changed?
Posted by: Romeo13

--> I get worried. How to start, He's also merciful and all-loving. But ...since these things are looking like another big eraser across a whole civilization, I worry either the plan is either:

"ok, time to erase western civ and see what happens"

or

"ok, western civ, you turned away from Me so enjoy the barbarians"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (5Bw0D)

122
Essentially, the Democrat in NY-22 is upset because he's getting the Trump treatment instead of the biden treatment.

In other words, the Democrat wants every vote counted, and then some.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (YFNIF)

123 111 Someone upthread said they want out of the matrix. I have been feeling like I'm in a sim for some weeks now. ...
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

Is that you Scott Addams?

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (BgMrQ)

124 Solar powered guillotines.

Posted by: Solar Powered Guillotines at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (sWM8x)

125 Did that happen today? I'm collecting data points for my assertion that it will happen this year. <<<<
Currently near top at Insty. Also over there a couple of stories on tapioca joe moving away from SpaceX and back to NASA.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (r+sAi)

126 Nicole Wallace at msnbc says we should just drone strike Trump supporters. The push continues on the unpersoning.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (r+sAi)

---------

As any combat vet will tell you, you must dehumanize the enemy first. You're not shooting a person, your shooting Johnny Reb, the Hun, Japs, Jerrys, gooks, hajis, etc. they're trying to dehumanize us now. White supremacists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, etc.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

127 62 Guy Mohawk,
The dem in IA is contesting the election via the House's constitutional power to resolve elections. If the Rep. is certified in NY, expect the Dem to do the same.

Look up the McIntyre case from the 80's where the Dems seated their candidate over the state's certification. Began the process to get rid of the collaborationist GOP House leaders culminating with Newt and the 94 sweep.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (pO7gM)

128 >>> Oh great. Now Teh Horde is gonna be running around dancing like snakes...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (EGyGV)


Wait, I thought we were supposed to be dancing around WITH the snakes?? This all seems odd and really dangerous now.

Posted by: guy in Appalachian church dancing around with snakes at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (XRRK9)

129 >despite BiNO acting like Jake Tapper having his first period.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

*snort*

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (7cERy)

130 hmmm...gme has not pooped out yet, hovering around 60 bucks

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (DJFLF)

131 91 These people will never see it coming.

And when it arrives they'll wish they went out all peaceful and shit, like Marat.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:28 PM (O2u8G)

And pretend they were the guy in the pic not saluting Hitler, while their Facebook will be full of pics of them doing so in almost orgasmic levels of enthusiasm.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (Ojki1)

132 114 "I want to kill my political opponents because I am secure in victory."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, Fascist gotta fascist. It is their nature.
Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:32 PM (Ojki1)

=========

Didn't you know that fascists were small government libertarians who only wanted the government to be in charge of road building and foreign affairs? That's what the hippie in Italy told me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

133 Some rigs are more equal than others.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (H3MF8)

134 To the "victors" go the spoils
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest


Who is this Victor guy?
I won fair and square and it's all mine.

Salute the Marines, and it's nap time.......zzzzz....

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vegetable Democrat at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (tjZg/)

135 As any combat vet will tell you, you must dehumanize the enemy first. You're not shooting a person, your shooting Johnny Reb, the Hun, Japs, Jerrys, gooks, hajis, etc. they're trying to dehumanize us now. White supremacists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, etc.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)
++++
Yup. This also has the benefit in the postwar world of alleviating the qualms that many have over "human rights violations." If the enemy is not human, that doesn't apply.

Subhuman rights don't exist and cannot be violated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (UZVEt)

136 maybe we are bonsai in God's garden

Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (nUhF0)

137 52
I've been following NY22 for weeks and every time there's been a recount, the Democrat either was behind or the GOP candidate actually gained votes. And yet they kept shrieking "one mo time!!!!" Until of course the Dem magically regains the lead and then the cry is "We have a winner!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)

And this, in short, is the story of how the EC got most of Europe into the EU.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2021 02:36 PM (4tiP2)

138 58 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.
======================

There is a saying: You know what the cure is, but you don't like the taste of the medicine.

Posted by: JM in Florida at February 05, 2021 02:36 PM (HCeRP)

139 I've been asking this. I think it's fair to say that, given the level of silence from our Republican masters, upwards of 90% of them have *knowingly* benefited from election fraud somewhere along the line, be it in primaries or whatever.

It answers many of our questions about DC too snugly for me to doubt it.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:21 PM (jBRLB)


I've mentioned before that a few years back there was a guy down here caught in voter fraud that was so obvious something had to be done. The thing was that he was a Republican and I was stunned that the Republican is ebil did not trump (heh) the there is no such thing as voter fraud narrative.

Then it came out he'd worked for both Republicans and Democrats and it all made sense. No one wanted to ask a single question more because of what the answers would be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:36 PM (GbPPJ)

140 *Is that you Scott Addams?

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (BgMrQ)*
negative. Wish I had a tenth of his stack though

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

141 I don't know but I believe Smartmatic just sued the attorneys and also FOX anchors, I'm assuming Bartiromo and Dobbs
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:33 PM (DJFLF)


Doesn't that get into a sticky First Amendment issue because those guys could arguably be considered agents of the state?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (y7DUB)

142
I expect the "judge" to call for a new election (on the lie that Oneida County mishandled voter registrations which prevented several hundred people not being able to vote) and then the New Election process will be applied in which the Democrat wins.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (YFNIF)

143 Subhuman rights don't exist and cannot be violated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (UZVEt)

What a coincidence! It's the same for commies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (xfb67)

144 If it was common knowledge in '04 one may assume it's been going on a long time. And the UniParty has existed a long time.

The UniParty bosses chose Bush over Kerry, not us.
Posted by: Braenyard


It's been going on since Kennedy/Johnson.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (lmYrx)

145 It would be unfortunate if Justice Roberts and Marc Elias were involved in a deadly head-on collision with each other.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (SScvq)

146 Well i guess we will leave the war for our children to fight.

Waiting for a LEGAL mandate.

Heh heh, you said legal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (yTRuK)

147 OT:

My media room has been bare walls since we bought the house, but Dolley and I went on a small spree online last weekend, and the stuff is finally arriving. We don't have everything yet, but it's coming together.

A couple of full sized posters (Jurassic Park and Mean Streets). A bunch of smaller ones (Roman Holiday, The Apartment, Star Trek TMP, The Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future, 2001, etc.) with some unique art (The Twilight Zone, Shaun of the Dead).

This room is gonna look good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

148 maybe we are bonsai in God's garden

--> we're not the first Christian civ to be put to the sword by barbarians and our cities erased of our heritage and faith.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (5Bw0D)

149 Someone upthread said they want out of the matrix. I have been feeling like I'm in a sim for some weeks now.
Someone I know has been arguing that the insanity of the last few years, that is only accelerating now, is proof we are in a sim and they need ratings and engagement from the audience

Just like in a TV show they might introduce a bigger bad they sim managers have now introduced literal national socialists as the enemies for the players to either join or fight against.

It is an interesting hypothesis...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (qlFIA)

150 Wait,,,Elias is claiming Dominion machines are rigged? Mais non, mon sale cochon, c'est pas vrai!

Sidney Powell is getting sued for a thousand billionty dollarrs because she besmirched the name of the Almighty Dominion


Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:26 PM (DJFLF)

No such claims are being made. They screwed up the handling of the mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

151 Didn't you know that fascists were small government libertarians who
only wanted the government to be in charge of road building and foreign
affairs? That's what the hippie in Italy told me._______

Let me guess, the hippie wasn't Italian

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

152 Why? Drone strikes are expensive and involve a lot of collateral damage. Wallace is an idiot.
Yes, she is. But the greater point is something I see more and more of is the push to make it acceptable to do violence against conservatives. They say these things as casually as if they are ordering dinner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (r+sAi)

153
I have a scene in my new book where Theda Bara, Toby and Erich von Stroheim are drinking slivovitz. Toby slugs it down in a shot and Stroheim chides him for swilling like a peasant from the Waldviertel.
===
I was at the Trump DC hotel several years back went to DC to bury an Uncle at Arlington - it had only been open a short time when we stayed there the first time. Asked bartender for Slivo - they didn't have it. The bar Manager came over and asked us about it and I told him what it was and that it was big in certain ethnic circles and parts of the country. He said they were definitely going to get it stocked. I also talked to Stephen Miller and Nigel Farage at the Trump hotel bar during that stay. Good times.

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (zOW8g)

154 Nicolle "dumb as a doorknob" Wallace is easy to dehumanize.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (y7DUB)

155 >>This room is gonna look good.

Twilight Zone Translite + Lit Frame = Glorious!

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (/3SHL)

156 If they made a drone strike on Elias, and the buzzards ate his entrails, our country would immediately be a better place. This is the guy responsible for most of the 2020 election fraud and unconstitutional subversion.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (GXQC6)

157 Why? Drone strikes are expensive and involve a lot of collateral damage. Wallace is an idiot.

-the left's idea of detente, they went from nuking us to merely droning us.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (5Bw0D)

158 my rep is Perkins Coie scum, but he's too dumb to actually lawyer, so they had him run for Congress.

Posted by: x4 at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (oA+QO)

159
And when it arrives they'll wish they went out all peaceful and shit, like Marat.

The bloodthirsty bath-locked douche who got stabbed to death? He was the original keyboard warrior.
Posted by: bonhomme



Stabbed by a chick, no less.

Beware The 'Ettes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (EGyGV)

160 Turn, turn, turn....

That's a different chapter in Ecclesiastes.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:
a time to be born and a time to die,
...

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (UW2ZS)

161 *Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)*
speak of the sale cochon and look who appears!!?!

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (DJFLF)

162 This room is gonna look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Nice. I'm assembling furniture and accessories for my living room in my new house. It will be a room for sitting in and listening to the stereo, and the stereo will be something of a centerpiece. I really need to find a good, midcentury-style stereo cabinet. It is the last piece I need (a couple of things I also want, but money is a thing).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (UZVEt)

163 How would Elias know the tabulations disproportionately effected Brindisi?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (GXQC6)

164 >Then it came out he'd worked for both Republicans and Democrats and it all made sense. No one wanted to ask a single question more because of what the answers would be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:36 PM (GbPPJ)

Sounds like the story of that fixer down in Texas that O'Keefe caught on video. But I'm sure they are all isolated incidents.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (7cERy)

165 As any combat vet will tell you, you must dehumanize the enemy first. You're not shooting a person, your shooting Johnny Reb, the Hun, Japs, Jerrys, gooks, hajis, etc. they're trying to dehumanize us now. White supremacists, white nationalists, fascists, nazis, etc.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

That's fair because it's been a struggle to see progressives as anything but evil for a long time for me.

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (I8jn/)

166 Simulation of *what*?

The "sim" people that I'm aware of are only correctly sensing Creation after a lifetime of being lectured that the world with all its food and plants and trees and animals and stars and sky and weather and life cycles and symbiosis and love and laughter is just mere happenstance.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (jBRLB)

167 Shaun of the Dead

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

Head on over to the Winchester for a pint!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (9mfKN)

168 If it was common knowledge in '04 one may assume it's been going on a long time. And the UniParty has existed a long time.

The UniParty bosses chose Bush over Kerry, not us.
Posted by: Braenyard


It's been going on since Kennedy/Johnson.
===
Longer

Eisenhower warned us it was already a thing.

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (zOW8g)

169 They love the double standard, it brings them joy. That is why talking about hypocracy should be inside the group.

See also duper's delight.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (Xz7cD)

170 Beware The 'Ettes
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (EGyGV)

---

*smiles*

Posted by: SMH at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (+tqLU)

171 No such claims are being made. They screwed up the handling of the mail-in ballots.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)



There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

172
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (GXQC6)_____
aw come on now, didn't you see the last post? So many of his co-conspirators, I mean Liberators of Democracy - want full credit and recognition for their part in The Steal. I mean the Fortification of the Election.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

173 There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and h

Poetry

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

174 Holy Smokes, Elias makes the claim right in the court documents about the rigged machines.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (r+sAi)

175 167 Shaun of the Dead

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

Head on over to the Winchester for a pint!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:40 PM (9mfKN)

==========

I think Dolley bought a map of the Golden Mile in Newton Haven from The World's End. It hasn't arrived yet, but it'll be a nice addition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

176 And when it arrives they'll wish they went out all peaceful and shit, like Marat

One thing that fascinates me is how rare a person like Charlotte Cordray is. You'd think would be tyrants everywhere would be afraid of meeting the same fate, but it turns out that the risk really isn't that great...


Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (qlFIA)

177 They say these things as casually as if they are ordering dinner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (r+sAi)

Because they are moral and decent and Good.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (jBRLB)

178
Didn't you know that fascists were small government libertarians who only wanted the government to be in charge of road building and foreign affairs? That's what the hippie in Italy told me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

Which is why hippies should have all moved to communes, and then fences built around them so the couldn't leave. We should have just isolated that particular virus.

Posted by: Bete at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (Ojki1)

179 I have been ruminating on my stereo rack for a while now...thinking it's time I bought the welder and got to work.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (9j8rg)

180 AOC doubling down on her claims about 1/6/21, now says she was killed and is a ghost

https://tinyurl.com/hsx8xf06

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (Izzlo)

181 If what I read in other blogs is true, trump won nearly every bellweather county. the time magazine article comes down to gloating over erasing that.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:43 PM (5Bw0D)

182 alex comes in with the flying drop kick to the nads

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:43 PM (DJFLF)

183 > Subhuman rights don't exist and cannot be violated.

Democrats in the 1860s:
Blacks aren't people, it's OK to enslave them.

Democrats in 2020:
Fetuses aren't people, it's OK to kill them.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:43 PM (UW2ZS)

184
Believe me, the lawyers will not be asking to examine the machines. The machines are just an excuse to demand a do-over election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:43 PM (c1VyR)

185 No such claims are being made. They screwed up the handling of the mail-in ballots.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

Since we already know you don't know shit about elections how bout you move on.

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (I8jn/)

186
There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.



What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

You could try reading the article instead of making shit up and/or assuming the screenshot says something it doesn't. The tabulating machines undercounted the mail-in ballots because they were mishandled, repeatedly.
But hey, don't let reality get in the way of continuing to make a fool of yourself like a flat-Earther.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (CQ3Qb)

187 I have been ruminating on my stereo rack for a while now...thinking it's time I bought the welder and got to work.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (9j8rg)
++++
You're harder core than me, Garrett. My setup is simple, but it should sound amazing. I have been talking myself out of it for more than five years because it is an unjustifiable expense that was also too big for my apartment. Now, though, with the good things fleeting and with a house to play with, well I decided to splurge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (UZVEt)

188 one ette's sale cochon is another's insipid twat

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (DJFLF)

189 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.
What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

Thank you Alex. Me pointing that out wouldn't have carried the same weight.

"Insipid twat" was a nice touch.

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (BgMrQ)

190 Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (xfb67)

191 There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)


Now that's a Bang Zoom.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (y7DUB)

192 >>Believe me, the lawyers will not be asking to examine the machines. The machines are just an excuse to demand a do-over election.



Like I said...they'd have rigged it the first time if they knew they needed it.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (9j8rg)

193 Didn't you know that fascists were small government libertarians who
only wanted the government to be in charge of road building and foreign
affairs?


It always amazes me how convoluted nominal leftist thought is. I mean they don't actually believe any of it which is the real answer, but how you square the circle of "a government too small to do much of anything" is the same as a the German national socialist government where Hitler could command ANYTHING by diktat is an open question.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (qlFIA)

194 was at the Trump DC hotel several years back went to DC to bury an Uncle at Arlington - it had only been open a short time when we stayed there the first time. *** I also talked to Stephen Miller and Nigel Farage at the Trump hotel bar during that stay. Good times.
Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (zOW8g)

Gorgeous hotel, isn't it!

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

195 Patrick Byrne misrepresent something? Why, never!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

196 They are fighting tooth and nail for every house seat and senate for that matter since one seat could upset the whole apple cart.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)

197 I'd like to congratulate the supposedly defeated candidate on his upcoming victory

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (iTXRQ)

198 What people don't understand is that everything the Democrats do is inconsequential. Not a single person went to jail over the Russia hoax. Nobody is fighting their attempt to kill our First Amendment. They trample on the truth. They've rigged the electoral process.

And yet, nobody cares or has done anything to help rectify those issues. The bully just keeps coming.

Somebody should tell those slob, bottom guy pussies in Congress this is what despotism looks like

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (VpIIl)

199 >>> 180 AOC doubling down on her claims about 1/6/21, now says she was killed and is a ghost

https://tinyurl.com/hsx8xf06
Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 02:42 PM (Izzlo)


Hah! And: In Effort To Appeal To Socialists, Mike Lindell Introduces 'OurPillow'

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (XRRK9)

200 97 58 They say that everything under the sun is part of God's plan. Damn if I can figure out what it is at the moment.

it's pretty obvious.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:22 PM (5Bw0D)

The Old Testament is rife with God testing people, both personally, AND entire Nations.

Do you really think an omnipotent and omniscient God, who created the Universe, changed?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

Perhaps Fen can weigh in on this, but my opinion is that since Jesus took the full weight of judgment of God's testing for us, we are now living in grace. A period where we have the opportunity, in this broken world, to decide for ourselves whether Jesus was who he said he was.

There will be a time for a final judgment, but that time is not now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (4tiP2)

201 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:
a time to be born and a time to die,
...
Posted by: bonhomme


a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (lmYrx)

202 >>Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question.


Fuckin' retard said it was Needed due to Job Losses...

less than a week after he killed how many jobs with the stroke of his pen?

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (9j8rg)

203 193 It always amazes me how convoluted nominal leftist thought is. I mean they don't actually believe any of it which is the real answer, but how you square the circle of "a government too small to do much of anything" is the same as a the German national socialist government where Hitler could command ANYTHING by diktat is an open question.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (qlFIA)

=======

Also, Hitler, noted atheist, is an indictment of religious people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

204 190 Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question.

-does this bill also include nationwide mail-in ballots and reparations for deported illegals. I remember tucker talked about those tasty items.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (5Bw0D)

205 What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

He doesn't know... over and over again he's been wrong.

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (I8jn/)

206 *Munches popcorn*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (kTF2Z)

207 you insipid twat.

Posted by: alexthechick -
------------------

Gotta be extra insulting when the House Ranter hits you with just three lonely words.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (jBRLB)

208 No such claims are being made. They screwed up the handling of the mail-in ballots.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)


There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
===
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (zyNTj)

209 Somebody should tell those slob, bottom guy pussies in Congress this is what despotism looks like
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
++++
They know that. They're aspiring despots themselves or pleased with the state of affairs involved in being despots' lapdogs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (UZVEt)

210 is there an automatic lid now at noon everyday?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (tsZQ+)

211 I wonder where the twat symbol goes up to alert him to appear and spout his idiocy.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

212 velociraptor incoming

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (DJFLF)

213 cant believe BiNO is still fact checking us

Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (nUhF0)

214 Listen to me now, believe me later.

We are lucky the king let's us vote for him.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (yTRuK)

215 Had I been president instead of Trump at some point I'd just call for the end of taxes, and fire everyone at the IRS and have all their records burned.

If you can just produce trillions of dollars out of nowhere to fund whatever...you don't actually need tax income because you've invented an economic perpetual motion machine.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:47 PM (qlFIA)

216 Is this guy kirby the go to guy when a dems is in the white house for the pentagon?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:47 PM (tsZQ+)

217 210 is there an automatic lid now at noon everyday?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (tsZQ+)

It is exhausting being trotted out to sign 10 Executive Orders a day. Give the guy a break!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:47 PM (9mfKN)

218 You could try reading the article instead of making shit up and/or assuming the screenshot says something it doesn't. The tabulating machines undercounted the mail-in ballots because they were mishandled, repeatedly.
But hey, don't let reality get in the way of continuing to make a fool of yourself like a flat-Earther.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (CQ3Qb)

How's law school going, asshole?

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:47 PM (I8jn/)

219 Somebody should tell those slob, bottom guy pussies in Congress this is what despotism looks like
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (VpIIl)


The worthless GOPe will loudly agree on TV and then vote to expand it via secret ballot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 05, 2021 02:47 PM (AiZBA)

220 Don't forget, Ace, that he also planted the Alfa Bank story.

Posted by: the other coyote at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (+DsHp)

221 "less than a week after he killed how many jobs with the stroke of his pen?"

I believe this is called a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (SWbVS)

222 "5 fifph

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at February 05, 2021 02:06 PM (2cfUo) "


Threadwinner !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (PpU3N)

223 Somebody should tell those slob, bottom guy pussies in Congress this is what despotism looks like

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (VpIIl)

They already know. That's why they've chosen Team Despot.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (jBRLB)

224 You could try reading the article instead of making shit up and/or assuming the screenshot says something it doesn't. The tabulating machines undercounted the mail-in ballots because they were mishandled, repeatedly.
But hey, don't let reality get in the way of continuing to make a fool of yourself like a flat-Earther.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (CQ3Qb)


Child, did you read the words that you typed? Seriously? Did you read the actual words that you typed? Because one of us is making a fool of himself and it isn't me.

Because, since it appears that you did not read the words that you yourself typed, you typed the words tabulating machines. Thus, by the words you yourself typed, the claim is that the tabulating machines read votes incorrectly. You know, the claim that you say wasn't being made.

I would say that you're too bad faith to deserve my insults, but given all the evidence of your ability to comprehend anything at all that you've presented here, I'm going with you're just too dim to comprehend your own positions.

Gah. I can't believe I wasted keystrokes on you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)

225 Fuckin' retard said it was Needed due to Job Losses...

less than a week after he killed how many jobs with the stroke of his pen?
Posted by: garrett


Hey fat, I don't need some dog-faced lying pony boy on the Internet to tell me what I can do and can't do. I am a smart guy, I went to law school.
I kill jobs, I make jobs. And Hunter told me all about a hum-job.
You go get yourself a ......zzzzz.....

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vegetable Democrat at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (tjZg/)

226 195 Patrick Byrne misrepresent something? Why, never!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

Is he your hero? because that's all you do, ever.

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (I8jn/)

227 This room is gonna look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)


I wish I had a movie room, but there's no space at Stately Poppins Manor. I do have the attic, of course, but unless I started bolting pictures to the ceiling, not a lot of space for posters and photos.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

228 was at the Trump DC hotel several years back went to DC to bury an Uncle at Arlington - it had only been open a short time when we stayed there the first time. *** I also talked to Stephen Miller and Nigel Farage at the Trump hotel bar during that stay. Good times.
Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:39 PM (zOW8g)

Gorgeous hotel, isn't it!
==
Loved it. Honestly. For the bar. It is redonkulously expensive. But I went there several times. Its also a great location.

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (zh//s)

229 Dopey Joe's Crimulus just past the Senate essentially as written. Kumsucker broke the tie.
Now goes back to the House to rubber stamp.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I expect them to double it, then have a conference vote at 3AM

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (Xih1H)

230 "Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question."

Oh, it gets worse. That senate that "didn't matter" passed it using a reconciliation trick, with all Democrat votes and Harris as the deciding vote.

The bill is a complete bailout for Blue States using everyone's tax dollars. It also funds all the Democrats favorite groups and causes- and yes, that includes illegal aliens.

But you keep going with voting doesn't matter.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (VpIIl)

231 Also, Hitler, noted atheist, is an indictment of religious people.

A point I like to make, which by the way a number of German National Socialists made (but only behind closed doors) is Jesus was/is a Jew.

You can't be a NAZI and a Christian because either you hate Jews for being Jews, which includes Jesus, or you don't.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (qlFIA)

232 >There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

Dude has no problem with bald-faced lying about what's clearly stated in a legal pleading. He did it to me a few weeks after that sham that was called an election.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (7cERy)

233 Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory:
tinyurl.com/377mgm7t

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)

234 227 This room is gonna look good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

I wish I had a movie room, but there's no space at Stately Poppins Manor. I do have the attic, of course, but unless I started bolting pictures to the ceiling, not a lot of space for posters and photos.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

==========

I see it as a transitionary space between just the living room in the old house and the home theater than I am for damn sure getting in whatever house comes after this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

235 You could try reading the article instead of making shit up and/or assuming the screenshot says something it doesn't. The tabulating machines undercounted the mail-in ballots because they were mishandled, repeatedly.
But hey, don't let reality get in the way of continuing to make a fool of yourself like a flat-Earther.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (CQ3Qb)


Um.....

"....the voting tabulation machines misread hundreds if not thousands of valid votes as undervotes, and that these tabulation machine errors disproportionately affected Brindisi...."

That's the MACHINES malfunctioning. Not the handler.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

236 I wish I had a movie room, but there's no space at Stately Poppins Manor. I do have the attic, of course, but unless I started bolting pictures to the ceiling, not a lot of space for posters and photos.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)
++++
Hang them from the ridge line like bunting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:50 PM (UZVEt)

237 less than a week after he killed how many jobs with the stroke of his pen?
Posted by: garrett

- president asterisk is then going to kill the stock market by making it illegals, as I understand it, to discuss stocks with other people or to knowingly buy stocks with the intent of making a profit based on your analysis of public information.

so...the asterisk project is going to go great.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:50 PM (5Bw0D)

238 So do we just let them duke it out until one of them falls down on the ice, or does that only apply to hockey?

Posted by: justasheep at February 05, 2021 02:50 PM (L9Eia)

239 Annnnnyway speaking of snake dancing:

https://youtu.be/IBstKtjYsZ0

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (GbPPJ)

240 Its never the machines! Haven't you people learned this yet? No programming has ever had an error or purposeful deception. No machine has ever gone awry. No website has ever tracked you. No car has ever leaked oil. Machines ensure Utopia!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

241 Gah. I can't believe I wasted keystrokes on you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)


I can't believe anyone does. BiNO almost makes the days with Banana Splits Guy seem halcyon.

**smishes Alex**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

242 The machines weren't rigged. They were just mishandled repeatedly.

I can't believe the entirety of AoS is so dense and only one guy is so fucking smart.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (jBRLB)

243 Dude has no problem with bald-faced lying about what's clearly stated in a legal pleading. He did it to me a few weeks after that sham that was called an election.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (7cERy)

I don't even think he's in New Orleans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (xfb67)

244 Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (xfb67)

Did they even ask him one?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)

245 233 Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory:
tinyurl.com/377mgm7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)

Your decorating service sir, do you charge by the hour?

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)

246 Everyone, brace yourselves for the movement of the goalposts... BINO is getting the truck.

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (I8jn/)

247 piledriver applied

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

248 The bill is a complete bailout for Blue States using everyone's tax dollars. It also funds all the Democrats favorite groups and causes- and yes, that includes illegal aliens.

-

well, yeah. at least they didn't create 50 new states

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (5Bw0D)

249
Patrick Byrne also makes an inference that 2020 Rudy isn't the Mayor of 2001. Which is true. Trump probably valued loyalty - particularly when surrounded by snakes. Rudy was loyal, but perhaps could not even remotely comprehend computer algorithms after a few doubles.

But Rudy was holding the 'October Surprise' in his hands and waited far too long to release it.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (N/gDA)

250 Did they even ask him one?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)

They tried, but he folded up his folder and just walked out of the room.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (xfb67)

251 Annnnnyway speaking of snake dancing:

https://youtu.be/IBstKtjYsZ0

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria


Knew what it was without clicking. Bless you, dear Empress!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (OUMaO)

252 >>> 212 velociraptor incoming
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:46 PM (DJFLF)


I wonder how The Ravage* would fare against a pack of river otters armed with flame throwers.

* Fully owned intellectual property of ATC being used here only for the purpose of slapdash shoddy commentary and parody

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (XRRK9)

253 > Also, Hitler, noted atheist, is an indictment of religious people.

But, like some Germans had belt buckles that said, "God with us." We all know that only Christians believe in a God and there was no history of Germany or Prussian usage of this phrase.

Checkmate.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)

254 Cue Star Trek fight music

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (Izzlo)

255 Clearly we need to get rid of mail in voting to solve this problem - right Marc

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (Xih1H)

256 Your decorating service sir, do you charge by the hour?
Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)
++++
You negotiate the rates directly. I get my cut later.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (UZVEt)

257 Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory:
tinyurl.com/377mgm7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)

Very nice pencil holder!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (4I/2K)

258 190 Biden gave a speech to advocate for the covid spending bill that already passed. $1.9 trillion dollars spent, didn't answer a single question.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:44 PM (xfb67)
-----------

The UniParty graft and personal repatriation fund.

Posted by: Braenyard, joint chiefs of staff lied to and disobeyed orders of CIC Trump at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (fRG+e)

259 *I don't even think he's in New Orleans.*

Yeah I have to agree with you. Doesn't sound like too many bon temps roulez-ing around his place.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (DJFLF)

260 Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory:
tinyurl.com/377mgm7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)


I don't like peep-toe shoes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

261 *smishes MP4 back*

I don't have it up at the moment but Boy BFF gave me an enormous Pulp Fiction poster. We're talking the 40 x 60 size one. He talked the owner of a video store into selling it to him from off the wall of the store.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)

262 So, when do they rename MSNBC as Der Stuermer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (WENj9)

263 But you keep going with voting doesn't matter.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (VpIIl)

Who counts/i] the vote matters, and it ain't us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

264 239 Annnnnyway speaking of snake dancing:

https://youtu.be/IBstKtjYsZ0
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (GbPPJ)

Bet that scene took 12 hours to shoot, trying to get the snake to cooperate.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (9mfKN)

265 Uh oh

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

266 253 > Also, Hitler, noted atheist, is an indictment of religious people.

But, like some Germans had belt buckles that said, "God with us." We all know that only Christians believe in a God and there was no history of Germany or Prussian usage of this phrase.

Checkmate.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (UW2ZS)

=========

This frees all atheists of Hitler and joins Hitler to the hip of Pope John Paul II forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

267 Patrick Byrne misrepresent something? Why, never!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (CQ3Qb)


Burnin' Down the House is a great song!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

268
...and that these tabulation machine errors disproportionately affected Brindisi...."

How do they prove something like that, unless they claim the software in the machines were rigged?

"Glitch," as they say. But there are no such things as "glitches." A human bean is the one who enters the info.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (c1VyR)

269 HA, suck it, Barrel!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

270 a time to be born and a time to die,
Posted by: bonhomme
-----------
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
Posted by: rickb223


A time for Ginger, a time for Mary Ann ...

Posted by: Adriane the 22 Gauge Critic ... at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (LPnfS)

271 So close. So, so close.
- The Barrel, looking at Jordan61

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (NYS7S)

272 229, Jean, the actual bill with details of the spending won't come out until March. This vote was to set the total amount of the recounciliation budget bill. 1.9t was the greatest allowed under the 74 Budget law.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (pO7gM)

273 Well, if you live in a border state, you already know the invasion has started. With this bailout of Blue States and a complete giveaway to all of Democrats favorite groups, including illegal aliens, everyone should start feeling very nostalgic.

You guys in Red States who said fuck you to good people who happen to live in Blue States? We appreciate your tax dollars.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

274 A time for Ginger, a time for Mary Ann ...

Posted by: Adriane the 22 Gauge Critic ...


Mary Ann is gone. There is only Ginger now.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 05, 2021 02:55 PM (OUMaO)

275 Its never the machines! Haven't you people learned this yet? No programming has ever had an error or purposeful deception. No machine has ever gone awry. No website has ever tracked you. No car has ever leaked oil. Machines ensure Utopia!
====
Neither by action nor by inaction may I cause a vote to not be counted

Neither by action nor by inaction may I cause a vote to be overcounted

Neither by action or inaction may I cause Bino any angst

Posted by: The Three Laws Of Voting Machines at February 05, 2021 02:55 PM (i589h)

276 under the 74 Budget law.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 02:54 PM (pO7gM)



Is that the one that says Congress has to pass actual budgets and not just continuing resolutions and set the debt limit that keeps getting raised?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:55 PM (GbPPJ)

277 We are now 3 months past the election, but this "problem" only became worthy of litigation now? Weren't there claims, previously, about irregularities to keep the vote counting ongoing? Why did this issue only become the focus now?

Posted by: EveR at February 05, 2021 02:55 PM (DsGxB)

278 "Who counts/i] the vote matters, and it ain't us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)"

Here's an idea. Volunteer to be a poll watcher or part of the vote counting process.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

279 "193 It always amazes me how convoluted nominal leftist thought is. I mean they don't actually believe any of it which is the real answer, but how you square the circle of "a government too small to do much of anything" is the same as a the German national socialist government where Hitler could command ANYTHING by diktat is an open question.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (qlFIA)"

That they don't mean it IS ultimately the point. I can't make up my mind as to whether it's a relatively new ideological innovation, or a reversion to the very oldest political ideology:

The only thing that is real is that they're good and anyone not with them is bad.

That's it. All else flows from that. All other truths are negotiable, because all truth is subjective and defined by "what they most recently said". It's like you took a troop of chimpanzees, gifted them the ability to speak and language, and gave them 10 minutes to formulate a political manifesto.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (EEVQU)

280 The stimulus checks this time are only for people making under $50k a year, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

281 AtC to BiN:

I thought you should know that some asshole is signing your name to comments.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (CWMF2)

282 Joe Mannix, I've been reading that DeepCapture link you provided in the last thread. Unbelievable stuff.

Do you have an opinion on who 'Mediocrity' is? So far he hasn't slipped up and mentioned a gender in relation to this person. I get the sense that it's a woman but could be wrong about that. I'm having trouble placing someone in that role. I would find it hard to believe it's Jenna Ellis .

Thoughts?

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (cF8AT)

283 But Rudy was holding the 'October Surprise' in his hands and waited far too long to release it.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (N/gDA)______
did u miss the part where he went and presented Trump's case in detail to all the affected battleground states? Why do you think six states sent an alternate slate of electors?
Can people please get it through their heads that it was the slimeball GIOP senators and Mike Pence who killed America.
And Gasbag Barr and his buds in the FIB

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (DJFLF)

284 >>> Bet that scene took 12 hours to shoot, trying to get the snake to cooperate.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (9mfKN)


And I can't get Tarantino's foot fetish's out of my mind.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (XRRK9)

285 >>Mary Ann is gone. There is only Ginger now.


Now they both just lay there.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (2RPao)

286 256 Your decorating service sir, do you charge by the hour?
Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)
++++
You negotiate the rates directly. I get my cut later.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:52 PM (UZVEt)

$20? same as in town?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

287
The 1.9T bill contains new election rules and laws, yes?

I think so. I think the bill makes all the 2020 election monkeyshines a permanent, nationwide thing, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (c1VyR)

288
OT:

Need a piece of advice from Teh Horde. My former boss contacted me a week or so ago after finding out that I started my own business, offering congratulations. This is the same boss who promoted me last year with a big raise and then laid me off 6 weeks later while I was in the middle of a 70 mile move that I undertook for the company. He also asked if I could help them with some parts sourcing where they can't find the necessary items (I'm really good at that in our sector).

(to be continued)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (EGyGV)

289 Here's an idea. Volunteer to be a poll watcher or part of the vote counting process.

- Georgia shows that don't matter right? Every republican in the country was watching the senate voting.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (5Bw0D)

290 Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory:
tinyurl.com/377mgm7t
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)

I don't like peep-toe shoes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM

*raises hand*

If MP4 doesn't want it, I volunteer to take his desk accessory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (dkvcO)

291 The stimulus checks this time are only for people making under $50k a year, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

No.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (tsZQ+)

292 And I can't get Tarantino's foot fetish's out of my mind.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (XRRK9)

I do not know what you are talking about, and please do not fill me in.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (9mfKN)

293 The sky is falling.
Alexandria Ocasio-ChickenLittle
I concur. The sky is falling
Little Cuomo
Oh my stars and garters! The ski is indeed falling.
Chicken Lemon.

Posted by: Fear Itself. at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (waT9j)

294 Why did this issue only become the focus now?
--
because it affected a democrat and so after Biden's coup was complete they wish to litigate the ridiculously faulty machines that were used almost nationwide. (that one is for you Bino)

Posted by: The Three Laws Of Voting Machines at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (Ej2YD)

295 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

I don't mean as a parody or anything but just sing the wrong lyrics because it's fun.

Like sometimes I will sing aloud "because your kiss your kiss is on my lips". It's fun.

I'm procrastinating.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)

296 Mark Levin has been Old Yeller'ing about Mark Elias for MONTHS.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (i4CI5)

297 He also asked if I could help them with some parts sourcing where they can't find the necessary items (I'm really good at that in our sector).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


They laid you off?
Bwahahahahahahaha! GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (lmYrx)

298 I don't like peep-toe shoes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo)
++++
Man, some folks are hard to please

How about closed-toe?
tinyurl.com/p9nhhjf8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (UZVEt)

299 I can't believe anyone does. BiNO almost makes the days with Banana Splits Guy seem halcyon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

Has anyone considered the possibility that bino IS bsg?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (Vxu+H)

300 I think so. I think the bill makes all the 2020 election monkeyshines a permanent, nationwide thing, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (c1VyR)

Congress can't do that, but they can dangle a bunch of money in front of states to entice them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (xfb67)

301 > Since everything is awful, here's a picture of a pretty desk accessory

I'm going to be a choosy beggar and say the top visible part is amazing, but the legs are severely lacking. I'd be happy to help her work up a leg routine.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (UW2ZS)

302 >>>They are fighting tooth and nail for every house seat and senate for that matter since one seat could upset the whole apple cart.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)

=====

I just read about the 23 rejected ballots in the Iowa 2nd district, where the R won by 6 votes. Of course, not one of those 23 ballots would have been rejected had it occurred in Detroit, Philly, etc.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (o9apC)

303 Volunteer to be a poll watcher or part of the vote counting process. <<<<
And bring your binoculars!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

304
Here's an idea. Volunteer to be a poll watcher or part of the vote counting process.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (VpIIl)


I guess you missed where they kicked the Republican representatives OUT of the tabulation rooms in MULTIPLE locations across the country.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)


Purposely? No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (GbPPJ)

306 (to be continued)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (EGyGV)

The answer is no.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (jBRLB)

307 This is right in line with today's interview with Swallowell where he recounts his SHOCK at being the target of one of China's plainer honeypots.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (AD3JT)

308 "Here's an idea. Volunteer to be a poll watcher or part of the vote counting process.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (VpIIl)"

Election officials showed up to work with lists of poll watchers to exclude based on their political affiliations. Dems are now busy attempting to turn pointing that fact out into "sedition" and laying the groundwork to punish it with force.

That makes this a pretty useless suggestion. Better to encourage them to cheat even more blatantly; the sooner this boils over, and the more egregious the insult, the better.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EEVQU)

309 The stimulus checks this time are only for people making under $50k a year, right?
Posted by: Jordan61
==
which, laughably, may be almost nobody if they concurrently forgive 50K of student loan debt. O it is to laugh.

Posted by: The Three Laws Of Voting Machines at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (zOW8g)

310
(continued)

Anyway, he gave me his first request last week, and despite the obvious trust issues, I came through with part numbers for the original part and several cross-references, but none of them appear to be readily available. I then asked him for quotes on several parts which I know he can get for substantial savings vs what I can manage on my own (because I set up the original sourcing relationships when I worked for him). After several days of silence, he came back saying that he wasn't willing to sell to me because I'm now a competitor. Almost immediately, he then asked if he could STILL come to me with their sourcing issues (even after I observed that "cooperation apparently goes in one direction"). Since then he's sent me two more requests in the last 24 hours.

My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

311 Was it someone here who said that during the destruction of Jerusalem 70AD a Voice came out of the Temple saying Let us go hence. Then the angels abandoned the city to the Romans

Bruh

Posted by: Jmel at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (rQ+CW)

312 Yes, their behavior is hypocritical, and why shouldn't it be? Why should they care about being hypocritical if they can get away with it?

We're at the point where oligarchs can ban you from society for questioning an election while at the same writing articles openly bragging about how they rigged it. And they know what's left of the American people aren't going to do shit about it.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (0Uf+z)

313 287. Stacy says it's to make progress.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

314 291 The stimulus checks this time are only for people making under $50k a year, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

No.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (tsZQ+)

OK. That's what I read this morning, but didn't know if it actually made it into the bill.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

315 Thoughts?
Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (cF8AT)
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No clue. I'll admit to curiosity but I have no idea. I have no great knowledge of DC law circles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (UZVEt)

316 Trump should join the lawsuit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

317 rthy of litigation now? Weren't there claims, previously, about irregularities to keep the vote counting ongoing? Why did this issue only become the focus now?
Posted by: EveR at February 05, 2021 02:55 PM (DsGxB)


___it took this long for the judge and Elias to come to agreement over the judge's price?

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (DJFLF)

318 Alexthechick is my compositional/persuasive writing hero.

Posted by: justasheep at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (L9Eia)

319 In one year we will have ten million new citizens and landscapers. Student Loans canceled. People canceled. Annnnnd the 7 th stimulus check will be $9.99.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (yTRuK)

320 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

Embrace the power of and...

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

321 Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

That's easy. I would let atc formulate my response and just send it blind.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (jBRLB)

322 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

Charge him quadruple.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (9mfKN)

323 299 I can't believe anyone does. BiNO almost makes the days with Banana Splits Guy seem halcyon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

Has anyone considered the possibility that bino IS bsg?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (Vxu+H)

BiNO hasn't written any Dutch love poems to Winona Ryder, so he has that going for him

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (Izzlo)

324 Here's a fun game I used to play with my Ex Wife:

Put on the Contemporary Country Station.
Turn it way up.
Sing along with songs you have never heard before.
...
Be amazed at how good a Country Song Writer you are!

Seriously. They never get past the first two entries in the rhyming dictionary.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (2RPao)

325 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)
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Sure, when the fake lyrics are humorous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (UZVEt)

326 Alexthechick is my compositional/persuasive writing hero.
Posted by: justasheep at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (L9Eia)


With large boobs!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Yes, their behavior is hypocritical, and why shouldn't it be? Why should they care about being hypocritical if they can get away with it?
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (0Uf+z)

Their behavior is supposed to be hypocritical. Blatant, in your face, obvious hypocrisy. That's precisely the point.

Because they're fucking trolling us now.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (NYS7S)

328 >>>Can people please get it through their heads that it was the slimeball GIOP senators and Mike Pence who killed America. [Not Rudy]
And Gasbag Barr and his buds in the FIB
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (DJFLF)
--------------------

Thank you

Posted by: Braenyard, joint chiefs of staff lied to and disobeyed orders of CIC Trump at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (fRG+e)

329 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)
++++
Tell him to direct future inquiries to www.blowme.com
(I have to imagine that URL is real, and as such I wouldn't recommend clicking on it)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (UZVEt)

330 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

"Fuck you. Letter to follow."

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Izzlo)

331 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)


A bill at 2x your going rate for your services.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (GbPPJ)

332 316 Trump should join the lawsuit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

That would be an epic troll.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (4tiP2)

333 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"I'm sorry. I no longer work for the company. It would be remiss of me to give uncompensated information. Liability issues. Sorry."

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (lmYrx)

334 I don't have it up at the moment but Boy BFF gave me an enormous Pulp Fiction poster. We're talking the 40 x 60 size one. He talked the owner of a video store into selling it to him from off the wall of the store.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:53 PM (GbPPJ)


I've got quite a few, myself. Only The Artist, Zodiac, The Molly Maguires and Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows are framed, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (2JVJo)

335 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?
===
Hail to the chief he's you buddy and your neigh-bor

Hail to the chief, while he sniffs your daughter's hair!

Hail to the chief, who just groped your date's boobs!

Hail to the chief, he's got no idea who he is!

Posted by: The Three Laws Of Voting Machines at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (Gzwia)

336 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

unbelievable ahole
glad he's not your boss anymore

Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (nUhF0)

337 >>Alexthechick is my compositional/persuasive writing hero.


and Reigning AoSHQ Limbo Champion

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (2RPao)

338 Sure, when the fake lyrics are humorous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (UZVEt)

Or when Weird Al covered it better than the original artist did it.

Just eat it, just eat it....

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (9mfKN)

339 There has got to be some real gems in this pleading

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (3aI0K)

340 With large boobs!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Still pissed we were denied Victory Tits by the fraudsters.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (NYS7S)

341 did u miss the part where he went and presented Trump's case in detail to all the affected battleground states? Why do you think six states sent an alternate slate of electors?
Can people please get it through their heads that it was the slimeball GIOP senators and Mike Pence who killed America.
And Gasbag Barr and his buds in the FIB

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM


Oh I know there's a ton of blame to pass around. But I'm just focusing on what Bryne had to say, inside stuff.

Say Rudy did a good job of getting the alternative set of electors... then who the hell paid Pence off to ignore an obvious opportunity to send it back to the state legislatures to settle which block of electors to accept?

Did you see someone hand Pence a very, very large coin at the end of the EV ceremony? I'd love to know that story. I imagine something about "there's 29 more where that came from."

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (N/gDA)

342 What's the problem? Nancy can just toss the results and Seat the Democrat. After what they just got away with, intercoursing a Republican Representative candidate would be like parking by a fire hydrant while you are robbing a bank.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (G3a/U)

343
I don't care about your linen. And I don't wanna change your line. But there's a strong wind blowing dogs around and they'd really like to pee on you, tonight.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (c1VyR)

344 305 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)

Yes. Secret Asian Man is my favorite.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (xfb67)

345 YGBFKM

Posted by: 4 at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (KnJdm)

346 Those aren't the real lyrics?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (45fpk)

347 There's a screenshot of the pleading making exactly that claim in this post, you insipid twat.

What, exactly, do you think the words voting tabulation machines mean?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)



Love and despair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (yQpMk)

348 >>Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?


and Yes.

Fugazi : It's time to meet Jamaicans

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (2RPao)

349 Can people please get it through their heads that it was the slimeball GIOP senators and Mike Pence who killed America. [Not Rudy]
And Gasbag Barr and his buds in the FIB
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (DJFLF)


Nah.....some are just going to argue and argue and argue for the sake of arguing about all the things.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Be amazed at how good a Country Song Writer you are!

Seriously. They never get past the first two entries in the rhyming dictionary.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (2RPao)

Not lyrics, but I used to do that with the chord structure and general makeup of new country songs. It's stark how easy a brand new song is to follow along with.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (jBRLB)

351 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)


Consultation fee of $250/hr and a 10% increase on all material sold to him, starting now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (Q9lwr)

352 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

I'm partial to:

Fuck You!

Strongly worded letter to follow.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

353 (referencing the Hall and Oates song)

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (45fpk)

354 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

Power of AND?

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (I8jn/)

355
Still pissed we were denied Victory Tits by the fraudsters.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (NYS7S)


And we couldn't even garner consolation cleavage.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Man, some folks are hard to please

How about closed-toe?
tinyurl.com/p9nhhjf8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (UZVEt)


Much better. Although Orientals aren't really my thing.

Got any Englishwomen?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

357 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Think outside the box. Go with "Piss off, jackwagon".

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (OUMaO)

358 >>> How about closed-toe?
tinyurl.com/p9nhhjf8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:58 PM (UZVEt)


She does not act like any woman I've ever known with a run. There should be cussing and an angry face.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (XRRK9)

359
My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)


I would first ask, "How doers your request benefit me?" So you can laugh at the lame-ass BS he comes up with. Then drop the FU hammer, throwing some of his BS words back at him. YMMV.

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (AMIL/)

360 Nah.....some are just going to argue and argue and argue for the sake of arguing about all the things.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)


TEAM CROSSBOW OR GTFO.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (GbPPJ)

361 >>Not lyrics,

Try it, singing out loud with no idea who the artist is or what the name of the song is.

Guarantee you nail 80+% of the lyrics.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (2RPao)

362 344 305 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)

Yes. Secret Asian Man is my favorite.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (xfb67)

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" is the funniest one, for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (4tiP2)

363 I hope some vicious class-action lawyer is sitting in his/her office right now writing up a scathing complaint in a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against Bank of America for its outrageous abuse of private customer data.

These fascist assholes need to pay for their perfidy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (k4dH2)

364 Still pissed we were denied Victory Tits by the fraudsters.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (NYS7S)

And we couldn't even garner consolation cleavage.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Clearly we are not worthy. Le sigh.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (NYS7S)

365 Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (N/gDA)

Pence and Paul Ryno were working against Trump in the 2016 primary. He was not DJT's first choice for VP, Ryno threatened to Rule 9 Trump if he didn't take the Indiana loser on as running mate. He served the same purpose as Barr did.

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (DJFLF)

366 I don't care about your linen. And I don't wanna change your line. But there's a strong wind blowing dogs around and they'd really like to pee on you, tonight.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (c1VyR)

Heh. Just this morning I was singing "there's a cold wind blowing and the wolves are out, and I really want to hunt you tonight."

Weird world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (x8Wzq)

367 I don' t know about any coins exchanged but Pence did elbow bump Peelousy, his mortal enemy doncha know

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (DJFLF)

368 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)

Yes. Secret Asian Man is my favorite.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (xfb67)

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" is the funniest one, for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


♪ There's a bathroom on the right ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (lmYrx)

369 319 In one year we will have ten million new citizens and landscapers. Student Loans canceled. People canceled. Annnnnd the 7 th stimulus check will be $9.99.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (yTRuK)

no, the 7th stimulus check will be for $99,999.99 Which will be the price of a Big Mac.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (trdmm)

370 Hell to the Chief, he's the one we all say Hell to.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (r+sAi)

371 Hit me with your pet shark

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (PVlf/)

372 The stimulus checks this time are only for people making under $50k a year, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:56 PM (Ez6QX)

No.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (tsZQ+)

OK. That's what I read this morning, but didn't know if it actually made it into the bill.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

The bill is not official yet. It still has to go to conference. They could change the income ceilings, but as of yet, they have not changed it from last time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (tsZQ+)

373 They paid for the dice
Put up a fucking lie

Posted by: vmom misheard lyrics at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (nUhF0)

374
A bill at 2x your going rate for your services.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria





2x? I was thinking 4x.

But I reckon even THAT is insufficiently vindictive.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (EGyGV)

375
With large boobs!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

For accuracy's sake we will call them ample.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (jBRLB)

376 Michigan Did Not Send an alternate set of electors. The state approved the certification of Bidens electors. Trumps Michigan electors voluntarily went on their own.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (kQOtv)

377 "327 Yes, their behavior is hypocritical, and why shouldn't it be? Why should they care about being hypocritical if they can get away with it?
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (0Uf+z)

Their behavior is supposed to be hypocritical. Blatant, in your face, obvious hypocrisy. That's precisely the point.

Because they're fucking trolling us now.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:01 PM (NYS7S)"

It's not hypocritical if your entire epistemology precludes the existence of hypocrisy. On a more day to day example, you don't waste time complaining that your mugger is a hypocrite because he doesn't want to be mugged...

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (EEVQU)

378 Let me put it this way. Job had it easy.
Posted by: God at February 05, 2021 02:12 PM (kTF2Z)

Lol. First hearty laugh I've enjoyed in a while.

Posted by: Daisy B at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (Hswbs)

379 Trump should join the lawsuit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (KbCG3)


Boom.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (yQpMk)

380 In the Goldbergs, they were always singing funny wrong lyrics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (r+sAi)

381 338 Sure, when the fake lyrics are humorous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:00 PM (UZVEt)

Or when Weird Al covered it better than the original artist did it.

Just eat it, just eat it....
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:02 PM (9mfKN)

Exhibit A: Amish Paradise

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (Izzlo)

382 "American elections are compromised and unreliable." Is the battle cry of the violent right-wing insurrectionist.

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Sentient Fupa at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (HI3xr)

383 Two standards are better than one, right?

Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (3aI0K)

384 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

---------

Of course I'd be happy to help. In fact, I've set up a separate email just for you. Eatshit@fuckyou.com

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (kTF2Z)

385 My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (EGyGV)

The answer is:

Fuck You...

Strongly worded letter to follow

Sincerely,

ITC

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (BgMrQ)

386
Clearly we are not worthy. Le sigh.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (NYS7S)


Well, we ARE cretins....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

387 No clue. I'll admit to curiosity but I have no idea. I have no great knowledge of DC law circles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 02:59 PM (UZVEt)

Well this snippet makes me think it is Jenna Ellis...I can't think of anyone else, besides Ellis, that would be briefing Trump and also be a 'point person' with Rudy.

At one point I learned how the President was staying involved. Periodically, the Mediocrity and Rudy Giuliani were going over to the White House to brief him. Really, no kidding: the person who was so bad my colleagues had declared they would quit rather than work another moment with that person, and the 76 year old guy who had trouble sending an email and was spending at least his evenings sloshed, were the ones explaining to the President the cyber-crime of all time and what his options were. At first I thought it was a sick joke, but I confirmed it. The Mayor and the Mediocrity were the ultimate point-people on the mission of addressing this world-historic event.

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

388 Much better. Although Orientals aren't really my thing.

Got any Englishwomen?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)
++++
Geeze Louise, you're a tough crowd.
tinyurl.com/yehoepf4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (UZVEt)

389 Google doesnt think, it merely has a linkback to your quote.

Posted by: Braenyard, joint chiefs of staff lied to and disobeyed orders of CIC Trump

And apparently to yours.

Google has Ace under constant supervision. That is a bit ... concerning.

Posted by: Loki at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (KqiMr)

390 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)_____


dishh twue

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (DJFLF)

391 Selma Hayek makes my mouth water.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

392 sent me two more requests in the last 24 hours.

My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
===
My favorite was from a 1970's era lawyer for the Cleveland Browns in response to a fan, who was complaining about the potential for eye injury from game programs being folded into paper airplanes and launched from the upper deck.

Basically he wrote the guy back: It appears that some asshole has gotten ahold of your stationary and is sending out stupid letters under your name. I thought you should know. (see enclosed).

You could do the same by sending email back to him. . . .



Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (Gzwia)

393 For accuracy's sake we will call them ample.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (jBRLB)


Duly noted.

Thine maiden hath ample bosoms!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Two standards are better than one, right?
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (3aI0K)


It's twice the standards!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (GbPPJ)

395 Weird world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (x8Wzq)

Good Cat Stevens song.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2021 03:09 PM (Q9lwr)

396 Thine maiden hath ample bosoms!

Heaving.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

397 >>For accuracy's sake we will call them ample.


Ample Tracts of Land!

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:09 PM (GvJRH)

398 394 Two standards are better than one, right?
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2021 03:07 PM (3aI0K)

It's twice the standards!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (GbPPJ)

That is at least 50% better!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:10 PM (9mfKN)

399 387 Wasn't Boring Epshtyn a lawyer on the Trump team?

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2021 03:10 PM (ONvIw)

400 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 05, 2021 03:10 PM (E+OcO)

401 396 Thine maiden hath ample bosoms!

Heaving.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

A balcony you could perform "Romeo & Juliet" from

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:10 PM (Izzlo)

402 >>> Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)
Yes. Secret Asian Man is my favorite.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:03 PM (xfb67)
"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" is the funniest one, for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (4tiP2)
======
"Walking in my winter underwear.." instead of "walking in a winter wonderland". But i stole that was from "Lowell" in the tv series Wings.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (o9apC)

403 Wasn't Boring Epshtyn a lawyer on the Trump team?
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2021 03:10 PM (ONvIw)


His mom.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

404 Bonus size!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

405 I just want to point out that for once I wasn't the one to bring up The Rack.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

406 Boring Epshtyn opened for Rod Stewart at the Capitol in '82

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (NYS7S)

407 For accuracy's sake we will call them ample.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:06 PM (jBRLB)

Duly noted.

Thine maiden hath ample bosoms!
Posted by: Sponge

Thine shield maiden is racked.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (lmYrx)

408 Cat's in the cradle, eat the baby with a spoon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (r+sAi)

409 The Mets aggressive offseason will not include Trevor Bauer.

The reigning Cy Young winner opted not to sign with the Mets on Friday, instead landing with his hometown Dodgers, The Posts Joel Sherman confirmed.

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (tsZQ+)

410 Since then he's sent me two more requests in the last 24 hours.

My question is: Which is the more professional response? "Kiss my ass", or "get fucked, cocksucker"?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

How much can you charge him as a consultant? Is $100 an hour enough? $200 an hour?

Easy to say mean words (which I have done too frequently at work, which somehow doesn't work!), but more fun to screw him over about money.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vegetable Democrat at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (tjZg/)

411 Think outside the box. Go with "Piss off, jackwagon".
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance

If in a good mood i'll give them a local and carve a GOOGLE on their forehead.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (yTRuK)

412 372 NGU,
Right now, there is a lot of confusion over what just happened today. In the 1974 Budget Act, a total recounciliation bill resolution must be passed by both houses and it must be a max of about 1.9 trillion in size. Trump did the same process when passing his tax cuts.

Then the House and Senate take up writing the actual provisions of the appropriations and tax changes under the reconciliation process. Not everything can be put into it or risk a Byrd rule violation which requires a ruling by the parliamentarian or the chair/maj of senate if the parliamentarian's ruling is appealed.

Due to the Senate impeachment trial, the Senate will not be able to move on the process until late Feb or March, the House will start immediately.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (pO7gM)

413
Heh. Just this morning I was singing "there's a cold wind blowing and the wolves are out, and I really want to hunt you tonight."

Weird world.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Is that how it goes? Hmmm.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (c1VyR)

414 I just want to point out that for once I wasn't the one to bring up The Rack.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

Your elevated stature allows for minions to bring up said Rack for you, mistress.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (NYS7S)

415 ======
"Walking in my winter underwear.." instead of "walking in a winter wonderland". But i stole that was from "Lowell" in the tv series Wings.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (o9apC)


Chipmunks roasting, on an open fire.

Jack Frost nipping at your drawers.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

416 So now after years of studiously avoiding politics and news in my YT experience, I'm suddenly getting recommendations from the Washington Post and the South China Morning Post.

Is "they're not hiding it anymore" even the appropriate formulation at this point?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (jBRLB)

417 Does anyone else just feel randomly stabby or is it just me?

Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (nUhF0)

418 The reigning Cy Young winner opted not to sign with the Mets on Friday, instead landing with his hometown Dodgers, The Posts Joel Sherman confirmed.

LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (tsZQ+)
++++
Brooklyn isn't exactly that far away. You'd think he could've made it work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)

419 "Come a come a come a to me Lia"

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

420 My favorite was from a 1970's era lawyer for the Cleveland Browns in response to a fan, who was complaining about the potential for eye injury from game programs being folded into paper airplanes and launched from the upper deck.

Basically he wrote the guy back: It appears that some asshole has gotten ahold of your stationary and is sending out stupid letters under your name. I thought you should know. (see enclosed).

You could do the same by sending email back to him. . . .

Posted by: simplemind


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (lmYrx)

421 Boris not boring, sorry. But real lawyer and Trump asst.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (ONvIw)

422 I just want to point out that for once I wasn't the one to bring up The Rack.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)


She who's title has "Boobs" in it.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

423 I just want to point out that for once I wasn't the one to bring up The Rack.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

You would need a winch.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (jBRLB)

424 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?


Oh ho ho it's my dick

You know

Never believe it's not so!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (4I/2K)

425 Brooklyn isn't exactly that far away. You'd think he could've made it work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)

I understood that reference.

~ Steve Rodgers

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (9mfKN)

426 Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

427 Does anyone else just feel randomly stabby or is it just me?
Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (nUhF0)

That's pretty much my default mood.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

428 Does anyone else just feel randomly stabby or is it just me?
Posted by: vmom Fiat justitia ruat caelum at February 05, 2021 03:12 PM (nUhF0)


Randomly? No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (GbPPJ)

429 >>> Got any Englishwomen?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)


Here's an "asian" lady:
tinyurl.com/u9vlgrl5

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (XRRK9)

430 Sometimes I get confused on AoS when I am channeling Joe Biden. He grows on you, like a fungus, or athelete's foot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (tjZg/)

431 A good friend of mine was born in Beijing and he used to sing Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Comedian, so I always do that too.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (jBRLB)

432 It took me by surprise, I must say,
When I found out that you were gay,
ooo....

Posted by: navybrat, curiously enlightened at February 05, 2021 03:14 PM (w7KSn)

433 I just want to point out that for once I wasn't the one to bring up The Rack ™
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)


Fixed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

434 These fascist assholes need to pay for their perfidy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2021 03:05 PM (k4dH2)

that'll be like suing Adolph Eichmann because the trains to the camps weren't on time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (trdmm)

435 Count de Monet, I always KNEW it was your dick!!


Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (DJFLF)

436 Does anyone else just feel randomly stabby or is it just me?

By purest coincidence, I am polishing my bayonet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

437 You would need a winch.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (jBRLB)


This is Truth.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)

438 Where we're going, the pine cones come in and make tonight a wonderful thing

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:16 PM (Izzlo)

439 By purest coincidence, I am polishing my bayonet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

Zoom call anyone

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 05, 2021 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)

440 I am polishing my bayonet.


Dude.

Seriously, TMI.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (hK27C)

441 Found this in the comments of the Deep Capture article:

"Patrick Byrne posted today on his authentic telegram channel a statement that Jenna Ellis is NOT Mediocrity. He said he will not respond further regarding the identity of Mediocrity. He also posted in this blog that Victoria Toensing (not sure of correct spelling) is NOT Mediocrity.


Others are also commenting they think it's Boris Epshteyn, others say Joe Digenova, and others Jay Sekulow.

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)

442 Just how long have such things gone on in the past?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm convinced the current crop of corruption kicked off as a small brushfire during the Johnson Administration - and following that bastard's lead it's been growing steadily, sometimes waning temporarily - until the Obama administration when it became the equivalent of the largest wildfire that had ever been, and now with the daylight sacking of Trump it's consumed that last little bit of what remained of the USA as founded.

Posted by: justasheep at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (L9Eia)

443 You would need a winch.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:13 PM (jBRLB)

This is Truth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Bosoms?

https://youtu.be/BOC7DiOdATw

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)

445 "Walking in my winter underwear.." instead of "walking in a winter wonderland". But i stole that was from "Lowell" in the tv series Wings.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 05, 2021 03:11 PM (o9apC)


There is a parody song with the refrain "walking round in women's underwear" that I used to hear on the radio a bunch around Christmas time.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (VThjQ)

446 FN America SS195LF 5.7x28mm 27gr Lead Free Hollow Point Ammo - Case of 2000

11 benjamins

https://bit.ly/3pT8Ksz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (UW2ZS)

447 well now that the provenance of Count de Monet's dick has been established, I shall hie away to begin the weekend.

Put the bayonets, knives, shivs and assorted sharp objects away until further notice.

Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

448 Like when I have to use a screwdriver to tighten something, my mind just ruminates on the wonderful potential uses of the tool

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (nUhF0)

449 PORCINI MUSHROOMS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (89T5c)

450 no probs taken three steps to the iron when you own the refs

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (zZxh0)

451 Bosoms?

https://youtu.be/BOC7DiOdATw
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)


Why is she doing that in a nasty ass warehouse?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

452 >>>By purest coincidence, I am polishing my bayonet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

=======

Phrasing!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (o9apC)

453 Geeze Louise, you're a tough crowd.
tinyurl.com/yehoepf4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:08 PM (UZVEt)


Nope, sorry. Don't like those shoes that are thick in the toebox.

I appreciate the effort, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)

454 Why is she doing that in a nasty ass warehouse?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)


I don't know. I gave her my room key...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (jOcSX)

455 PORCINI MUSHROOMS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (89T5c)


Wouldn't that be Shittake Mushrooms?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

456 450 no probs taken three steps to the iron when you own the refs
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (zZxh0)

Took me a moment, but I got there...

Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (BgMrQ)

457 There is a parody song with the refrain "walking round in women's underwear" that I used to hear on the radio a bunch around Christmas time.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (VThjQ)


The Bob Rivers comedy group. Also did a funny parody of "The Chipmunk Song."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)

458 Does anyone else just feel randomly stabby or is it just me?

By purest coincidence, I am polishing my bayonet.

Posted by: G'rump928
===
Euphemism?

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2021 03:21 PM (bFjSM)

459 416 . . .
Well, consider those feeds a personal favor from Jeff Bezos. He did say he was stepping down at Amazon to concentrate on the WaPo, Blue Origins, and saving the world.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2021 03:21 PM (pO7gM)

460 SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2021 03:21 PM (89T5c)

461 Everything about Slow Joe and this election irritates me, but the one thing that makes me hopping mad is that the party of Tank Abrams dares to express outrage at people questioning the election process.

We're supposed to accept that that fat, stupid, arrogant, unlikeable slug got cheated out of an election, but that it's totally impossible that anyone else could?

Posted by: Wally at February 05, 2021 03:21 PM (FJYfm)

462 Posted by: G'rump928

I think MPPP was doing the same thing earlier!

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2021 03:22 PM (SWbVS)

463 Nope, sorry. Don't like those shoes that are thick in the toebox.

I appreciate the effort, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)
++++
HAHAHA. Welp, I give up

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2021 03:22 PM (UZVEt)

464 I saw Hole open for Count de Monet's Dick at The Donkey Show in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Wasn't Boris Epshteyn the Beatles' first manager?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)

466 Others are also commenting they think it's Boris Epshteyn, others say Joe Digenova, and others Jay Sekulow.

Posted by: Tami at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (cF8AT)

I read 'Jay Sekulow' as 'Jack Straw' for a moment there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2021 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

467 We're supposed to accept that that fat, stupid, arrogant, unlikeable slug got cheated out of an election, but that it's totally impossible that anyone else could?
Posted by: Wally at February 05, 2021 03:21 PM (FJYfm)

We're supposed to accept the utterly evidence- and logic-free conspiracy theory that RUSSIA hacked the 2016 election to favor... Trump! But how dare you question the absolute virginal sanctity of the 2020 election, h8r.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 05, 2021 03:23 PM (NYS7S)

468 Bino go away mad? Or just go away?

Posted by: BignJames at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (AwYPR)

469 well now that the provenance of Count de Monet's dick has been established, I shall hie away to begin the weekend.

Put the bayonets, knives, shivs and assorted sharp objects away until further notice.
Posted by: kallisto- at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

*whew*

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)

470 Bino go away mad? Or just go away?
Posted by: BignJames at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (AwYPR)


Does it matter?

As long as there's the end result.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

471 Sigh.
These fvckers are really, really, pushing it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

472 Wasn't Boris Epshteyn the Beatles' first manager?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:23 PM (2JVJo)


I heard he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

473 "I saw Hole open for Count de Monet's Dick at The Donkey Show in '94."

I think they opened up for just about everybody.

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2021 03:25 PM (SWbVS)

474 Aw, we've lost Christopher Plummer. Great actor, and a great Klingon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

475 >>> Bosoms?
https://youtu.be/BOC7DiOdATw
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)


My wife and I would go to a Turkish place for dinner that had belly dancers. She would eventually come to my table because, I would assume, I looked the most embarrassed and give us a special show. My wife loved seeing me squirm.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (XRRK9)

476 Sigh.
These fvckers are really, really, pushing it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2021 03:24 PM (ufFY8


I'm sorry.

I'll be better, I promise.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

477
The utter hypocrisy and double standard is intentional. They have the business of consolidating their power to attend to, with additional election fraud and crackdowns on the opposition, but forcing 2 + 2 = 5 down everybody's throat is also intended to have a psychological effect as well. The flimsy transparent falsehoods are part of the mind game, intended to show who's in charge.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (Z9H9r)

478 They may have to edit The Big Lebowski. The line "The bums lost" is no longer true. Also, we need to change the line to "This is not an election. This is bowling. There are rules."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (VVEnO)

479 456 450 no probs taken three steps to the iron when you own the refs
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:19 PM (zZxh0)

Took me a moment, but I got there...
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (BgMrQ)

I luv da beaver 2

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (zZxh0)

480
My wife and I would go to a Turkish place for dinner that had belly dancers. She would eventually come to my table because, I would assume, I looked the most embarrassed and give us a special show. My wife loved seeing me squirm.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM (XRRK9)


I went to a Luau in Kawaii when the wife and I were married.

That was by far one of the sexiest damn things I'd ever seen......Sorry honey.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

481 Fuck Them. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (IpQ4v)

482 I luv da beaver 2
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (zZxh0)

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help...jive ass turkey

Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

483 Fuck Them. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (IpQ4v)


Yeah. Ok.

This.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

484 PORCINI MUSHROOMS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 05, 2021 03:18 PM (89T5c)



Wouldn't that be Shittake Mushrooms?


It was a combination of both, pureed. Joe was just sitting there farting, and someone snuck up behind him and poured it down his underwear.

True story.

Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2021 03:29 PM (ukNFU)

485 Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beave last night........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

486 482 I luv da beaver 2
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (zZxh0)

Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help...jive ass turkey
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

Golly!

Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

487
Golly!
Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Izzlo)


(Shit!)

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

488 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?


Tinkle, tinkle in a jar, how I wonder what you are.

Posted by: Observer at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (C+evo)

489 Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beave last night........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, she should know....walking funny?

Posted by: BignJames at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (AwYPR)

490 That was by far one of the sexiest damn things I'd ever seen......Sorry honey.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Not many dudes like fat Hawaiian guys.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (xfb67)

491 >>>
Nope, sorry. Don't like those shoes that are thick in the toebox.

I appreciate the effort, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:20 PM (2JVJo)


Did you see my asian submission?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (XRRK9)

492 >>Tinkle, tinkle in a jar, while I'm driving in my car

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:31 PM (GvJRH)

493 No Marc, these voting machines only work one way to undermine an election and it's never for an R.

What is with these potato heads?

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2021 03:31 PM (oiNtH)

494 Serial killers often have to brag about their triumphs.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2021 03:31 PM (jBRLB)

495 I luv da beaver 2
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (zZxh0)

And may I say your Beave is looking particularly lovely tonight Mrs. Cleaver.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at February 05, 2021 03:31 PM (BgMrQ)

496 Fish have to swim, birds have to fly, Fascist gotta fascist. It is their nature.

Hey

Posted by: 🐧 at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (C+evo)

497 Does anyone else here purposely sing lyrics to songs wrong?

Drink with me.
Drink for the year.
Drink for the laughter.
Drink more beer.

Drink with me.
Just for today.
Maybe tomorrow.
The hangover will go awayyyyyy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

498 Someone was looking earlier today.

The 11 Republicans voting with Democrats to remove Rep. Greene from committee assignments:

M. Diaz-Balart (FL), B. Fitzpatrick (PA), C. Gimenez (FL), J. Katko (NY), Y. Kim (CA), A. Kinzinger (IL), N. Malliotakis (NY), C. Jacobs (NY), M. Salazar (FL), C. Smith (NJ), F. Upton (MI)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (lmYrx)

499 "Ok this one has standing"
--John Roberts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

500 Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Comedian

-
Karma comedian would be if Stephen Colbert slipped on a banana peal and fell into the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (VVEnO)

501 They are fighting tooth and nail for every house seat and senate for that matter since one seat could upset the whole apple cart.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)
**********
The Dems are like pit bulls and the Republican's are golden retrievers.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (NpAcC)

502
Not many dudes like fat Hawaiian guys.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (xfb67)


Uh.....I guess you were on the other side of town.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

503 499 "Ok this one has standing"
--John Roberts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

FFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUU

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:33 PM (9mfKN)

504 Did you see my asian submission?
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:30 PM (XRRK9)


Myrna Loy. Yum yum.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2021 03:33 PM (2JVJo)

505 499 "Ok this one has standing"
--John Roberts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

thank you, sire

Posted by: dick up Roberts ass at February 05, 2021 03:33 PM (zZxh0)

506 That was by far one of the sexiest damn things I'd ever seen......Sorry honey.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Not many dudes like fat Hawaiian guys.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Don HO!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (lmYrx)

507
Why is she doing that in a nasty ass warehouse?

Men work in Men's Warehouse.
She works in Nasty Ass Warehouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (63Dwl)

508 Sitting at the vet and just saw a truck drive by with a flag in the bed:

"Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him"

Posted by: f'd at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (moXXi)

509 M. Diaz-Balart (FL), B. Fitzpatrick (PA), C. Gimenez (FL), J. Katko (NY), Y. Kim (CA), A. Kinzinger (IL), N. Malliotakis (NY), C. Jacobs (NY), M. Salazar (FL), C. Smith (NJ), F. Upton (MI)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (lmYrx)

Chris Jacobs vote really disappoints me.

I hope to get a chance to voice my displeasure when next we meet.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)

510 The Dems are like pit bulls and the Republican's are golden retrievers.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (NpAcC)

Golden retrievers are loyal. Reps are like chihuahuas, lots of bark, no bite, ugly as shit and almost everyone (now) hates them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

511 Fcking Fred Upton.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (ufFY8)

512 /off Leave it to Beaver sock

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (BgMrQ)

513 ..Fuck Them. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2021 03:28 PM (IpQ4v)


Might I politiely suggest doing so by means of employing a 5.56mm penetrator?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (QzJWU)

514
Men work in Men's Warehouse.
She works in Nasty Ass Warehouse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (63Dwl)


I'd guarantee it, but I was fired.

Posted by: George Zimmer at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

515 "Ok this one has standing"
--John Roberts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

thank you, sire
Posted by: dick up Roberts ass at February 05, 2021 03:33 PM (zZxh0)

*tugs forelock*

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (4I/2K)

516 >>"Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him"


*Plays America the Beautiful*

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (GvJRH)

517 Feral hog in a little girl's dress accuses Van Jones of taking a smiling picture with Candace Owens.

https://bit.ly/3tyKoX4

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (UW2ZS)

518 Chris Jacobs vote really disappoints me.

I hope to get a chance to voice my displeasure when next we meet.
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)


From the grave?

Posted by: George Zimmer at February 05, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

519 They are fighting tooth and nail for every house seat and senate for that matter since one seat could upset the whole apple cart.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2021 02:45 PM (tsZQ+)
**********
The Dems are like pit bulls and the Republican's are golden retrievers.
Posted by: redridinghood

And VA GOP are worms

Posted by: Jean at February 05, 2021 03:36 PM (Xih1H)

520 nood


Biden

Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (XRRK9)

521
Aw, we've lost Christopher Plummer. Great actor, and a great Klingon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 05, 2021 03:26 PM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (n8ypO)

522 Sitting at the vet and just saw a truck drive by with a flag in the bed:

"Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him"
Posted by: f'd at February 05, 2021 03:34 PM (moXXi)


Awesome with a side of Awesome Sauce

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (4I/2K)

523 The Dems are like pit bulls and the Republican's are golden retrievers ass hamsters.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 03:32 PM (NpAcC)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (xfb67)

524 From the grave?
Posted by: George Zimmer at February 05, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Forgot to take off the old sock...

We will cross paths.

Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (BgMrQ)

525 Feral hog in a little girl's dress accuses Van Jones of taking a smiling picture with Candace Owens.

https://bit.ly/3tyKoX4
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM (UW2ZS)


Holy crap that cuunt has gotten BIGGER!!

Back away from the buffet, sweetheart. Golden Corral is not a blood type.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

526 520 nood


Biden
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 03:37 PM (XRRK9)

There aint no one who wants to see that.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 05, 2021 03:38 PM (9mfKN)

527 There is a parody song with the refrain "walking round in women's underwear" that I used to hear on the radio a bunch around Christmas time.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 05, 2021 03:17 PM


It can also be heard at any rugby post-match social function worthy of the name.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2021 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

528 Back away from the buffet, sweetheart. Golden Corral is not a blood type.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

******

Her blood type is now gravy

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 05, 2021 03:39 PM (flINI)

529
Fcking Fred Upton.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Michigan gave us a FU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2021 03:40 PM (63Dwl)

530 https://bit.ly/3tyKoX4
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2021 03:35 PM

Wow. Those broads get crazier by the day.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2021 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

531 Back during simpler times they had videos of girls flashing for sale after Johnny Carson.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2021 03:48 PM (yTRuK)

532 Is that lawyer firing lasers from outer space?

Posted by: Proud Moderate at February 05, 2021 03:48 PM (xvuco)

533 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 03:51 PM (yQpMk)

534 Oh I thought fighting a election was criminal these days, and shouldn't there be a black out on the media?

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2021 03:53 PM (Cxk7w)

535 signing in

Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2021 04:05 PM (d6he9)

536 I happen to have his home address actually. Wonder where I should post it?

Posted by: bob at February 05, 2021 05:58 PM (D2wY0)

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