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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:02 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:03 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:03 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:04 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (2S93K)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (UU4EV)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 06, 2021 09:06 AM (z985I)
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 06, 2021 09:05 AM (2S93K)d
The sun is shining.
The skies are blue.
The snow has been plowed.
It's -11 but I'm still going to have a great day!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:06 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM (9d4A3)
Can I dunk the 'ettes pigtails in the inkwell?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:03 AM (mht8P)
If you do, I suspect there will be one hell or two of a beating.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM (UU4EV)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:08 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:09 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:08 AM (Cxk7w)
I'm going to make fresh waffles! I've got buttermilk!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:10 AM (dVgJw)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 09:11 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:08 AM (Cxk7w)
I'm going to make fresh waffles! I've got buttermilk!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:10 AM (dVgJw)
French toast with oodles and oodles of maple syrup.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I nooded as soon as I noo about it.
Posted by: mindful webworker
idly noodling
at February 06, 2021 09:11 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM (9d4A3)
Yeah, 10 or 15 drops in a pepsi, Dr Pepper or cup of regular coffee would make your hair stand up.
Probably why to this day, I can't stand Dr Pepper.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (FNDXP)
It worked .
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: creeper at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (zr5Kq)
Maybe some showers later.
The news keeps claiming that it's a huge snow year thus far.
I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (z985I)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Oi, mate? Who is you callin' an 'ore?
Posted by: Ida at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (t+qrx)
Got woken up at 4:30 by the battery in the fire alarm chirping.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (mht8P)
What small caliber gunfire calmed it down?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:09
I blame myself for being such a selfish bastard.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:14 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qmark at February 06, 2021 09:14 AM (hg6m+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 06, 2021 09:14 AM (UU4EV)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says...
Dear Penthouse,
I thought I was going to have a great "never thought it would happen to me" story... but, the reality was a disappointment......
Posted by: mindful webworker
dreaming my life awayyayyay
at February 06, 2021 09:15 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 09:15 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 06, 2021 09:15 AM (3AD8C)
I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (z985I)
Don't worry...it'll soon be the "warmest winter ever".
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:16 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:16 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 09:16 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 09:16 AM (nxdel)
Any further news of Hrothgar?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 09:15 AM (TdMsT)
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Howdy y'all. Wonderin' the same.
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2021 09:17 AM (MVjcR)
I'm off to the fire station to work on a grant request. Later, Horde.
Posted by: creeper at February 06, 2021 09:18 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:19 AM (O+I8R)
This, in the span of 12 hours. Yet, we're supposed to bow to globull warming.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 09:19 AM (3H9h1)
https://michaeljlindell.com/
Posted by: creeper
Thanks, creeper. Not downloadable that I can see, though.
I try to preserve vids that will likely get disappeared. Which, these days, is taking up a lot of bytes.
Posted by: mindful webworker
dreaming my life awayyayyay
at February 06, 2021 09:20 AM (TFV0D)
Negative. I did text him yesterday afternoon, and he agreed to give my contact info to his daughter.
He said the recovery is tough. So I hesitate to text him more. Sleep will help him, as if sleep is possible in a hospital, with your vital signs being recorded every hour.
I can let you know on a private channel, if needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:20 AM (u82oZ)
349 344 Anyone happen to know if the Lindell doc is available anywhere? As in, to download? Some Moron posted a link to it on Vimeo, but it was gone by the time I got there.
Vimeo is asshoe.
Posted by: mindful webworker
here is a link from populist press for the MyPillow video. Remove spaces. Tiny url went woke, so no more clicks for them
https://populist.press/ mike-lindells-absolute- proof-documentary-just- released
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 09:21 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 09:22 AM (VcFUs)
I call the NWS, who tries hard, the lying liars that lie. All that computer power for forecasts, and Mother Nature says "Watch this!"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:12 AM (mht8P)
Did you use a baseball bat to put it on mute?
Posted by: dantesed at February 06, 2021 09:22 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM (dVgJw)
That's like the worst ever!!!!
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 06, 2021 09:24 AM (z985I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Fix Bayonets !"
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 09:24 AM (Rvt88)
I can let you know on a private channel, if needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:20 AM (u82oZ)
I'd appreciate that, Salty Dog. I texted with Hrothgar yesterday morning and he seemed very sharp.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 09:25 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:03 AM
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If you do, I suspect there will be one hell or two of a beating.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM
A beating is one thing. Ben Had's kitchen table is the real worry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 09:27 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (FNDXP)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (AwYPR)
Who ploughs the snow off the country roads in the winter? [the local township and state, when a state road
How do you run a well? Can it operate if the electricity goes out? They run on electricity, usually 220 v. Power out, no water
What's the deal with sump pumps? Everyone seems to have them - do properties flood every spring? Depends on location, high ground is preferable
How do you operate a septic tank? Flush the toilet and never use a garbage disposal or flush grease down the drain. The septic tan should be pumped out every 3 to 5 years.
So many questions... Is there some online course on "An Idiot's Guide to Moving to the Country?" I could look up? Not that I now of
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:11 AM
Oh sure because you know you can get away with it
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (Cxk7w)
tinyurl.com/1c9s5cly
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker
dreaming my life awayyayyay
at February 06, 2021 09:20 AM (TFV0D)
This should be a direct link to the stream of the .webm file (but not the .webm file itself). You'll probably want to convert it to something useful like mp4. There are probably browser plug-ins that do that, if anyone's inclined.
https://tinyl.io/3TdQ
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 09:29 AM (t+qrx)
I got a brochure from the county. Can't find it now, but they have a link on the county web site with an overview. https://tinyurl.com/3gxsuqye
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:11 AM
Oh sure because you know you can get away with it
Posted by: Skip
Diplomatic Immunity......
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:30 AM (u82oZ)
--
20 years ago, ours went off (I'm not talking the chirping) full blast about 2am when Jr. Black was a toddler. Scared the bejesus out of us. You don't want to ever be woken up from a dead sleep like that. Mr. Black couldn't get it to shut off, Jr. Black was screaming and crying from fear, cat was freaking out. We actually had to call the Fire Dept to come to the house and help us get it to turn off, which was so embarrassing! I had to take Jr. Black out to the garage just to get away from that shrill noise. I have to admit...I hate smoke detectors.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 09:27 AM (DMUuz)
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Yeah, not too many 'Rons had much to say after Ben Had's statement...
I'm laughing like a loon here.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (+tqLU)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (+6Fup)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (+tqLU)
I call the NWS, who tries hard, the lying liars that lie. All that computer power for forecasts, and Mother Nature says "Watch this!"
Posted by: NaCly Dog
NWS Phoenix is a bit weird, around 1451 (2:51pm for you non-24 hour people) each day there is a 2 degree jump in temperature.
The """climate""" is getting hotter and they have proof!
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (N/gDA)
If a bad winter storm is forecast...fill your bathtubs...unless you have a generator.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
He is highly motivated to talk to you. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Who ain't ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)
Yup. I'm going to be extra careful around Ben Had. Her skill set is quite extensive. *Shudder*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (HaL55)
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*stands and cheers wildly at Nckate*
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (+6Fup)
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Amen.
Also, stay off nextdoor.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 09:33 AM (+tqLU)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:33 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2021 09:33 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Hang on, I'm writing this down, here.
fill... bathtubs... with... generators...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 09:33 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Where she does her cat "tutoring"
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 09:34 AM (+tqLU)
Most of those questions I've had since moving to sort-of the country in 2003 have been answered by neighbors. That's truly the best argument for living out here. The people help each other. I canceled AAA in 2004 because they would only believe the roads were plowed if the DOT told them so. We (someone with a tractor) plow our own roads. I got a neighbor to help with my car and haven't considered paying for roadside assistance since. Get to know your neighbors, especially if they have been there a while. And stock up on their favorite drinks. It's better than our soon-to-be worthless currency.
Posted by: Catherine at February 06, 2021 09:34 AM (89Sgd)
Also, stay off nextdoor.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 09:33 AM (+tqLU)
Nextdoor sounds like a great way to attract karens
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (ONvIw)
The nice thing about country living: No need to pay 'sewer rents' every three months, or a water bill every three months. That adds up over the years to a huge pile of money. About once every decade you'll have to replace your well pump, still cheaper then a utility.
But you have to 'do your homework' about maintaining those systems and never abuse them. It can be extremely costly to have to replace a drain field because you (or prior owner) filled it with grease - which won't allow proper leeching of effluent into the ground.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (N/gDA)
So many questions... Is there some online course on "An Idiot's Guide to Moving to the Country?" I could look up? Not that I now of
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:28 AM (N/gDA)
I lived near a small town in the country for many years. Best place I've ever lived. My husband
and I raised our family there and I love every minute of it.
When you are on a well, it is best if you have a generator in case the power goes out. If you buy a place with septic, make sure the tank is cleaned out before you move in. Also--be sure you have internet access before you buy.
The county I lived in did a much better job of clearing the roads than the large city I live in now.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (O+I8R)
fill... bathtubs... with... generators...
Posted by: hogmartin
Power it with 220. . . 221 - whatever it takes.
-- Jack Butler
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (Rvt88)
It took me 9 years, but I have a whole-house generator that runs on a separate propane tank.
Seriously, it's easy to live in the country. But you have to be more self-reliant, and not expect smooth, paved roads.
But if you are an asshole, your path is not smooth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM (dVgJw)
I lived in far western MA for 25 years.
the roads crews are excellent, most have the roads crystal within hours of the ending of a storm and plow into bad storms through out the night
I have a standby generator and I lose power 2 or 3 times a year , for a few hours. The Nat Grid grid crews are also excellent.
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 09:36 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
As always, Salty is a font of wisdom.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 09:37 AM (Rvt88)
those systems and never abuse them. It can be extremely costly to have
to replace a drain field because you (or prior owner) filled it with
grease - which won't allow proper leeching of effluent into the ground.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM
If you have a large house on a septic you really should have a grease trap and empty it bi-weekly. Almost everyone I know here in NE Texas does not run a grease trap and they have to get their septic pumped out once or twice a year. $450 each time that truck shows up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 06, 2021 09:37 AM (JUOKG)
***
Rural and off-grid living guide for beginners:
tinyurl.com/18flpywc
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 09:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: qmark at February 06, 2021 09:39 AM (hg6m+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 09:39 AM (nxdel)
But if you are an asshole, your path is not smooth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM
Nor are your immediate roads.
Posted by: County Road Department at February 06, 2021 09:39 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 09:39 AM (+6Fup)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 09:31 AM (+6Fup)
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Whine moms, indeed. Around here, they're all complaining vociferously about the school board, but will continue to vote in the leftists that are inflicting this on them and their kids.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 06, 2021 09:39 AM (R1NI2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:40 AM (u82oZ)
By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king: for he endured, as seeing him who is invisible.
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2021 09:40 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
As always, Salty is a font of wisdom.
Posted by: Tonypete
That sounds like a Proverb......
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:41 AM (arJlL)
I lived in the boonies for several years. The well ran itself, the county plowed roads. I had high speed internet, but I know that can be a challenge in some places. When the power goes out yeah you cant use the pump so you own a generator. And stock up a few gallons of water. I have no idea what a sumo pump does, never had one. It really is no big deal. It is the 21st century not 1882 out on the open range.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 09:41 AM (N3He9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
Then heading over to Garrison Brothers distillery for some good hooch.
Finishing the day in downtown Fredericksburg to drink some good German beer. Prost!
Enjoying some fweedom while it still exists.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 09:42 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM (zZxh0)
It's not me wearing masks because I don't if I can get away with it.
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM (Cxk7w)
Haven't actually watched it yet, though. Is it worth my time?
Posted by: mindful webworker
I know it's possible, but how?
at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 09:44 AM (EZebt)
and the quality of your basement foundation
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 09:44 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 06, 2021 09:45 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 09:45 AM (9d4A3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:45 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM (N3He9)
oh my God!! lmao, that's our Ben!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM (nxdel)
I try to preserve vids that will likely get disappeared. Which, these days, is taking up a lot of bytes.
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I gotchyer download link. Hat tip, Vox Day.
tinyurl.com/5ase9rq7
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM (OssQ4)
The State Roads are cleared by the State DOT.
The County roads are cleared by the County Public Works team.
Township roads are mostly gravel, some dirt or millings, and these are cleared by either the Township or a private contractor.
Or you can be your own snowplow. Kansas does not usually get a lot of precipitation all at once. But it does happen. One woman told me after a big storm that she got 11" last night. I told her she was bragging.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:47 AM (u82oZ)
I wish Her Majesty had woken me up at 1:00 AM when she heard it. Then I would have gotten up to change it. But at 4:30 I may as well get up. And she was asleep and it's a noisier process to bring in a ladder, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 06, 2021 09:47 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Nothing ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:48 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM
If you have a pumpable sump you should have a 12 v battery backup system on that, cause invariably if you lose power you're probably gonna get a ton of rain, too. Happened to my daughter.
A problem, being high atop a hill, I've never had. Country living is best with a nice view.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:48 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:35 AM
Hemorrhoids, ya hate 'em, right?
Posted by: Anal Sphincters at February 06, 2021 09:48 AM (DMUuz)
Of course! They are running the NK and Paki playbook. and anyone who did not or does not understand that is a fuckin idiot ( read that as democrat ).
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:49 AM (85Gof)
Used to make our sweet dog absolutely crazy with the high pitch beeping/wailing.
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 06, 2021 09:49 AM (2S93K)
I was thinking that maybe I should go on YouTube and start watching old episodes of 'Green Acres'!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:50 AM (dVgJw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 09:50 AM (DMUuz)
I saw the Anal Sphincters open up (heh) for the Butthole Surfers at The Erwin Center in '99.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 09:51 AM (jvt6t)
The mushroom cloud gave it away.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 09:51 AM (arJlL)
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Helpful hint: Do *not* put your phone at the top of a telephone pole.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 09:51 AM (O+I8R)
The 500 face masks of Bartholomew Cubbins
by Dr. Fauxx
The delightful tale of a young peasant lad who is bullied by the King of Covidania into wearing an additional face mask every day for nearly two years. In the end the youth is able to... (NO SPOILERS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 09:51 AM (m45I2)
Used to make our sweet dog absolutely crazy with the high pitch beeping/wailing.
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 06, 2021 09:49 AM
Our dog too. She was home one day when two of them decided they would both start blaring because of low batteries. Drove her nuts with fear. She can't even stand the sound of the Town trucks when they back up because it sounds exactly like a smoke alarm.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 06, 2021 09:52 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: mindful webworker
I know it's possible, but how?
at February 06, 2021 09:43 AM
From comments at VD's site, it more for normies, and its quite a bit less than everything everyone here has already seen.
I haven't watched it, because I don't need any more evidence. The election was straight up ganked.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 06, 2021 09:53 AM (OssQ4)
I remember my well was pretty deep like 200 feet. So I guess I was in no danger of water creeping up in the basement .
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM
Yes, but 'depth to water' is key. My well pump is about 190 feet down, but I can see water at about 20 feet down. If it was only six or eight feet to water (a high water table) I could have a problem in my lower level. The county comes out every couple years and measures my well as well as hundreds other as part of a county wide assessment for growth purposes.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 09:53 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 09:54 AM (9d4A3)
Posted by: Marooned at February 06, 2021 09:54 AM (yYptV)
tinyurl.com/5ase9rq7
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Ah! Bitchute for the win! Easy download of the vid, don't even need a downloader page like with yootoob. Thanks, Taq.
Posted by: mindful webworker
gonna need a bigger hard-drive
at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (iDGpQ)
I worked for NOAA, the parent agency for the National Weather Service. The outfit I was in used some of their data, and fed into NWS... mostly sea water temps, and other oceanic related data.
The government scientists and contractors alike were very dishonest in their research. They have an ax to grind and a model of how things "should" work in their heads that pollutes everything they do. There is no such thing as global warming except in people's heads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (3H9h1)
Have not watched faux news since before the election.
They want to silence us
Fuck the murdoch boys and their pretentious plastic surgery wives.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (EZebt)
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Pro Tip: Don't buy a sump pump from Mr. Haney.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (jvt6t)
Listen Fat, I didn't spend 47 years in public service to solve problems, wouldn't be good for the family's bottom line.
--
Joey CCP, Meat Puppet and child leg hair puller.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2021 09:56 AM (3k74F)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 09:56 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (iDGpQ)
Are they doing that yet or just talking about doing that?
sundown better remember turn around is fair play and his is next
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:56 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Norm at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (V1NMz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
*sad face*
Posted by: mindful webworker
helpless and a burden
at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (TFV0D)
Fox has also been reeling as its ratings have been in a tailspin as the network has dropped to third place behind CNN and MSNBC.
Newsmax appears to be the main beneficiary as its viewership has soared. Newsmax is now the 4th highest-rated cable news channel in the U.S.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 09:07 AM (9d4A3)
Vitamin X112!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (TK8Ry)
What are the alternatives? Mossad vs. the US? Not sure that works well, although you can dream.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (u82oZ)
********
What about babies? Everybody likes babies!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (m45I2)
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Pro Tip: Don't buy a sump pump from Mr. Haney.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (jvt6t)
***SNORT***
We have a neighbor in the 'hood we call Mr. Douglas.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping 4 and Praying at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (rwusL)
So the main town around here, Great Barrington, has a lot of stuff for the weekenders like shopping and other things
the locals around here don't generally like the weekenders but without their spending, the Berkshires would fold up like a cheap tent.
and living in this part of the country aint cheap but it is really private and really safe
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Norm at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (V1NMz)
Your and idiot and probably a troll. NO doubt and antisemite also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (85Gof)
sundown better remember turn around is fair play and his is next
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Biden said on Nora O'Donnell's show (I think it was her, anyway) that he wasn't going to give Trump the info because of Trump's 'erratic behavior', which might lead him to 'let something slip'.
Irony, thy name is Biden!!
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (iDGpQ)
Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (u82oZ)
Heh...That's what I was thinking.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (AwYPR)
oh my God!! lmao, that's our Ben!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM (nxdel)
I am, without doubt, the least informed person here but I believe a veterinarian was involved.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (lgiXo)
There are some lines with Mrs Hades that shall not be crossed. One of those lines is made of bacon.
Apropos of nothing, how does one extract a fork from the back of one's hand without doing further damage? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (CcOog)
Biden will never be an ex-president. A late president, sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM
At least Trump won't have to face the 'Curse of Tippecanoe'. That's the tiniest of silver linings to the stolen election.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (N3He9)
Posted by: creeper at February 06, 2021 10:01 AM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (N3He9)
Who cares..faux is dead to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:02 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Well, that's just DUMB !
Then who's gonna control the weather ?
Baptists ? No more singing and dancing in the rain !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2021 10:02 AM (uEbPt)
*******
One step at a tine.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (t+qrx)
There are some lines with Mrs Hades that shall not be crossed. One of those lines is made of bacon.
Apropos of nothing, how does one extract a fork from the back of one's hand without doing further damage? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (CcOog)
Lots of opiates
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (aA3+G)
Waiting for the fire chief. Hope your Saturday is a good one.
Aha! Here he is. Later.
Posted by: creeper
Is it Sam Drucker ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (arJlL)
That's ok, we'll make it up in the volume of low-rated shows.
Posted by: Fox News at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (N3He9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:00 AM (CcOog)
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Rub dirt on it
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:02 AM
Piña Coladas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:02 AM
Piña Coladas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
NOPE !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:05 AM (arJlL)
tinyurl.com/3pwj72mg
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2021
Its all bullshit, all day, with these people.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 06, 2021 10:06 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (lgiXo)
maybe trying to steal your password
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 10:06 AM (AwYPR)
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One step at a tine.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM
When you come to a fork in the hand, take it.
Posted by: zombie Yogi Berra at February 06, 2021 10:06 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (85Gof)
you think ?
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)
her, anyway) that he wasn't going to give Trump the info because of
Trump's 'erratic behavior', which might lead him to 'let something
slip'.
Irony, thy name is Biden!!
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM
They don't want Trump getting intelligence about Iran and it's Nuke program because he would call biden out on that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:56 AM (85Gof)
Dream on. The feckless, faithless, spineless fuckweasels that occupy key spots in the GOPe are apologetic at best when they are accidentally thrust into positions of power, what makes you think they will play like the big boys when they next (ever) get the chance? I'd say slim to none, and slim left town on January 20th.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (CcOog)
Unfourtantly, the well was contaminated with C-8, a chemical compound and known cancer risk that is the result of polymer manufacturing IIRC.
The movie "Dark Waters" was about this issue.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 06, 2021 09:23 AM (dVgJw)
BTDT. If you are on a school bus route, it gets plowed, mostly, at least in pre-covid times. Smart to own a high-clearance 4X4, like a pickup or Suburban, that can negotiate a foot of snow, and the odd deeper drift. My well pump runs on electricity, as does the pressure system that distributes the water around the house. You need to have a backup generator. When power goes out, it can be hours to get restored. Sump pumps? Mostly on an as-needed basis. Can surface water or ground water find its way into your basement? Then you want a sump pump. If you have one, good idea to make it run periodically, (continued)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (zr5Kq)
don't expect your neighbors to welcome you with open arms
they live out in the sticks for a reason
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (lgiXo)
maybe trying to steal your password
Posted by: BignJames
All dogs know a password is worth 10 Milkbones.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)
I haven't watched it, because I don't need any more evidence. The election was straight up ganked.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Kinda what I figured.
It is strange to have watched the fraud happen practically in real time (via AoS posts & comments), plain as could be, followed by the failure of the judiciary, et al. Surreal.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Ho ho! What is surreality?
at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM
=====
maybe trying to steal your password
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 10:06 AM
Perhaps jealous of the other Moron Pets (e.g. Weasel Dog) who post here?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:59 AM (85Gof)
you think ?
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)
I am just in a bad mood this morning
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (85Gof)
BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that houses of worship in California can hold services at 25% capacity
Justices Neil Gorsuch and Clarence Thomas were in favor of lifting all restrictions.
Justices John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett were in favor of keeping some restrictions.
Posted by: Tami at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (85Gof)
no, you were right
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (Q9w+/)
Stocking Mill is what Black Rifle wanted to be. They're rock ribbed conservatives, and their company moto is "Arrive Violently."
https://tinyurl.com/19plcwno
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 10:04 AM (EZebt)
Hah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:10 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:10 AM (m45I2)
don't expect your neighbors to welcome you with open arms. they live out in the sticks for a reason
Yup
And keep shotguns near the front door.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 10:10 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:12 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 10:12 AM (mzC78)
don't expect your neighbors to welcome you with open arms
they live out in the sticks for a reason
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2021 10:08 AM (zZxh0)
Amen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Isolationist at February 06, 2021 10:12 AM (aA3+G)
I'll bet we at AoSHQ have a keener eye on trends than our 17 Intel agencies. We may not have the specifics of threat emissions etc., but we can see reality much clearer.
Their product, IMHO, is not good. I speak from experience. Bias is a big issue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 10:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:13 AM (W+kMI)
She put a male cat on her table, got a knife, and took the nuts right off.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
I wasn't quite before...
BUT NOW I"M WIDE AWAKE!!!
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 10:14 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (Q9w+/)
What do you mean cooties? No cooties on me.
Posted by: Someone's sister at February 06, 2021 10:14 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 10:14 AM (jvt6t)
Mostly cows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 10:14 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (ONvIw)
Wanna play a game ?
Can we pretend that I had NO idea WTF you were talking about yesterday, and you could explain it ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (arJlL)
Mitch The Democrats Bitch McConnell...fighting back? Against what- low quality cigars? The guy couldn't even acknowledge ANY voter fraud or constitutional issues with the election.
What passes for GOP leadership is sad. The only thing they come after hard is their own voters. They never met a deal that sold you out they didn't like. Democrats come with a spiked club. They come groveling with a Nerf bat.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (85Gof)
no, you were right
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Oh I know I am right, but I lashed out because of my mood and thus far lack of coffee. Only on my first cup.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (85Gof)
Don't miss the Dr. Cleavon C. Cleavon, MD Doctor, MD article on the frontpage sidebar. This jewel from the Smartest Black ER Doctor in America:
"You can protect your immediate family and not have any guests over... I've sheltered in place for 10 months now," he said. He goes to parks and the grocery store when it isn't crowded. "That's how I protect my family."
The same guy who had *just* stated that he's a highly trained ER doctor risking his life by working constantly seeing thousands of patients in the ER and picking up shifts of other doctors because of the COVIDs.
That's how he shelters in place and protects his family.
https://bit.ly/3tAYp6E
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (HBEnm)
I'm thinking it hasn't been done before, yet we don't have a single curious 'journalist' to even report this incredible deviation from protocol/norms.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (iDGpQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (u82oZ)
?????
If does not want anyone to know, he is doing a terrible yob keeping it under wraps? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:16 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM
That can happen after hanging out with that known hive of scum and villainy, Camp Lejeune.
Could you get your sideboys to man your Captain's Gig, and take you for a bracing row about the bay?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 10:16 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 10:03 AM (t+qrx)
Hey there yourself!
How are things going up your way?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2021 10:16 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (iDGpQ)
Curiouser and curiouser...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (CcOog)
Oh I know I am right, but I lashed out because of my mood and thus far lack of coffee. Only on my first cup.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (85Gof)
The failure on your part.................
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (iDGpQ)
I think Lou Dobbs did. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (85Gof)
We had the tank pumped twice that I can recall, that's about it. The only stuff that went down the disposal was ordinary amounts of vegetable waste.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
wait a minute....I thought Captains had their coffee BROUGHT to them - WHENEVER they wanted it ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (arJlL)
I still remember taking vactions as a yute at Great Grandma's old farm place near Eauclaire, built in the 1880's, and the great big old hand pump you had to work to get water.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
wait a minute....I thought Captains had their coffee BROUGHT to them - WHENEVER they wanted it ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (arJlL)
After all they control the weather
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2021 10:18 AM (aA3+G)
another piece of advice for moving to the countryside
don't expect your neighbors to welcome you with open arms. they live out in the sticks for a reason
It's sort of an unwritten rule not to come to a neighbors door. If they're outside, you may approach. If you swap phone numbers or text, get permission to come over first.
If someone shows up at my front door unannounced they better have a damn good reason. They're not going to be greeted in a friendly manner. It just comes with the territory, I think.
My township even makes door-to-door solicitors get a permit first. I imagine it makes notifying next of kin easier.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:18 AM (N/gDA)
Back in the late '70s and early '80s, I was living in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood. One Saturday morning I came out of my building to see a guy with a similar to the aforementioned hairdo coming down the block.
As I was taking in too many eyefuls, I guess, he piped up saying, "You looking at me???" to which I replied, "You came out of your house this morning looking like that thinking people weren't going to look at you ???"
Posted by: 11B40 at February 06, 2021 10:18 AM (evgyj)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2021 10:18 AM (kQOtv)
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:19 AM (ONvIw)
The house I live in RIGHT NOW has a septic system and garbage disposal. Nothing goes down it but organic materials (never grease). It breaks down just as well before going through a digestive tract as it does after.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:19 AM (CcOog)
I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
Live anywhere in the vicinity of the east slopes?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I favor the caboose at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (V0rhj)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (iDGpQ)
Curiouser and curiouser...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:17 AM (CcOog
The curious reporter is nearly extinct.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (iDGpQ)
I think Lou Dobbs did. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup
**
Yikes! That answers my question, and also explains why Lou Dobbs was first to go.
I had a bet going on Maria being the first out the door.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (iDGpQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:09 AM (85Gof)
It's not like you live in NJ or anything....
Oh...wait...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2021 10:16 AM (TK8Ry)
Quite well. Doing a Great Cull of stuff around the house, and I may need to seriously expedite that, by a lot. Someone's coming out next week to repair two cracked window panes, and I'm having a plumber look at the upstairs bathtub.
Otherwise, not much. It's not so much the cold that gets to me up here, it's all these damn Wendigo.
*shakes broom menacingly*
"Git! Go on, git, you!"
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (t+qrx)
don't expect your neighbors to welcome you with open arms. they live out in the sticks for a reason
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When you get the steering wheel finger wave you know you are ok.
Posted by: Drc at February 06, 2021 10:20 AM (llGBY)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 06, 2021 09:13 AM (z985I)
Don't worry...it'll soon be the "warmest winter ever".
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Heh, West Coast lives in a different weather pattern from rest of Main 48. Northern coastal portion it rains all year, but only varies a little in temperature so snow is rare. Southern portion is an over-crowded desert, leading to artificial drought and shrieks of the world drying up and blowing away. Or being drowned. Only snowfall is the stuff that keeps them from getting to Las Vegas sometimes.
Now as for the rest of us who live north of Tennessee... It's 21 degrees here in the sunny land beside the Great Miami, and if it actually gets to 32 today I'll be impressed. There's a little snow on the ground, but it's the ice that makes things interesting.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (W+kMI)
I rented a house in southern VA that had a hand pump at the kitchen sink. Very handy when the power went out (as it did every time there was a storm).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (kQOtv)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Ks/+3)
I wouldn't trust what this administration was reporting anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (3H9h1)
==
We are students ! We are here to study English !
Posted by: Burly Iranians with military mustachios at February 06, 2021 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:22 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:22 AM (lgiXo)
*shakes broom menacingly*
"Git! Go on, git, you!"
======
This bit really made my morning.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:22 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping 4 and Praying at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (rwusL)
.Ask Uncle Versey:search Jerry Clower, the last piece of chicken
Posted by: lurker at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (i2PCS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You laugh; but I read that on the internet.
So it MUST be true !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (arJlL)
I wouldn't put to much faith in Grennell. To start with running for Governor of CA would be nothing more then vanity run, the odds of him winning are less then 0. Secondly after Jan. 20th he seems to be spending all his energy defending all the beltway putz's and cheerleading for the Republican Party.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (85Gof)
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I guess Lou Dobbs was the example, then?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:23 AM (W+kMI)
dug it up, opened it up, and out flowed the effluent, with one giant brown log riding the crest of the wave. One brother in law spotlighted it and said "gawd! look at the size of that thing!" while everyone laughed. Then he turned his light on me and said "YOU were the last one on the toilet before this happened, weren't you? YOU clogged the whole house up!!!" There I stood, spotlighted and surrounded by accusers. Talk about a walk of shame.
I hate septic systems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:24 AM (V2Yro)
She got confused. At work Monday morning after a long weekend complete with power failure, she says "it got stinky after a while". I cannot go on. Use your imagination, or not if you prefer.
God's honest truth, people.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 06, 2021 10:24 AM (EmpwC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 10:15 AM (u82oZ)
Any Jews? Not the fake kind we have here in NJ. I mean the ones who don't hate Judaism and Israel and America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:24 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:25 AM (ONvIw)
***
This has got to be one of the smartest rackets ever. Get judges to refuse to hear cases, and then sue people who were trying to have cases heard.
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:26 AM (HBEnm)
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But, but, where do you guys put all your old stuff and have playtime space for the kids when i's hot?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult
Shakespeare was right about the lawyers.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (OssQ4)
dug it up, opened it up, and out flowed the effluent, with one giant brown log riding the crest of the wave. One brother in law spotlighted it and said "gawd! look at the size of that thing!" while everyone laughed. Then he turned his light on me and said "YOU were the last one on the toilet before this happened, weren't you? YOU clogged the whole house up!!!" There I stood, spotlighted and surrounded by accusers. Talk about a walk of shame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:24 AM (V2Yro)
Had a friend w/a similar situation...he thought it was a sweet potato...picked it up...it wasn't.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 06, 2021 10:22 AM (lgiXo)
naah, we're just relegated to the internet's hives of scum and villainy, like this site.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Any Jews? Not the fake kind we have here in NJ. I mean the ones who don't hate Judaism and Israel and America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Of the 5.8 million cows, 890,000 had ritual circumcisions performed.shortly after birth. This may be a clue.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: hogmartin
After my folks' divorce, Dad moved to this old rural bunker --where Milady and I now live. The neighbor-tenant (rents the pasture now, lives in the guardhouse (heh)) tried to tell Dad it was not a good idea to install a garbage disposal on the kitchen sink. He did anyway.
Decades later, when Milady and I began trying to salvage the much-deteriorated house, we found the kitchen sink, and only that sink, drained west to ... what we found was basically just a simple 3'x3' concrete box in the ground! Could've overfilled that sucker real quick.
I have now lived to be nearly twenty years older than Dad ever got to be. Gives a certain perspective on age and wisdom...
Posted by: mindful webworker
Life can be draining or sustaining
at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Had a friend w/a similar situation...he thought it was a sweet potato...picked it up...it wasn't.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
ROFL - reminds me of Cheech and Chong
"Hmm, looks like dogshit."
"Smells like dogshit."
"Tastes like dogshit!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:30 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 09:55 AM (iDGpQ)
Are they doing that yet or just talking about doing that?
sundown better remember turn around is fair play and his is next
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Sundown isn't in charge of doing anything. He has post-its on everything and a prompter mike in one ear. I still have $5 that says he's gone (one way or another) in less than a year.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:31 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Norm at February 06, 2021 09:57 AM (V1NMz)
Your ignorance of the geopolitical reality of Israel's position is probably just a cover for your anti-Semitism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:31 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Muldoon
Speaking of that; why isn't mohel pronounced moyle ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)
It is by lots of people!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:32 AM (Q9lwr)
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What about babies? Everybody likes babies!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (m45I2)
Elderly, physically and mentally disabled... I realize this is not a thread about human usefulness, but that's obviously a dangerous thought process to follow.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 10:32 AM (oQ94s)
Heh. Exactly like being impeached after he's out of office.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:33 AM (iDGpQ)
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Not much to worry about there. If 2020 taught us anything, it's that they're all on the same team, and it wasn't the one Trump (or we're) on.
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:34 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 06, 2021 10:34 AM (zZxh0)
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But, but, where do you guys put all your old stuff and have playtime space for the kids when i's hot?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
I've figured out from visiting a lot of relatives; draw an east-west line through the country that runs through Kansas City. Almost every house in the country north of that line will have a basement; below that line they are very rare and expensive. My guess is that it has to do with whether you're focused on staying warm, or staying cool. The old pier and beam houses in the south were originally set up so that the wind could blow under the house as well as over it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:34 AM (HBEnm)
This makes me find the GOPe particularly reprehensible.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Hah!
[How does he do it?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: BurtTC
******
In fairness, I think he was referring to himself, not wanting to be a burden on his neighbors.
Which raises a point I have started to wonder about. How difficult is it for someone who has prided himself on being largely self-sufficient for a lifetime to face the reality of physical and mental decline and having to admit becoming dependent on others?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 09:58 AM (m45I2)
another thing I've never done, held a baby
nope, no babies
Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 06, 2021 10:36 AM (zZxh0)
Good Lord, these people really are stuck in
Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2021 10:36 AM (qc+VF)
You can't quit! You're fired!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:37 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (V2Yro)
...exploiting Bernoulli's principle, which is why southern houses have low approach speeds.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (t+qrx)
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I'm pretty sure that's why the sitting representatives are going through all the fake impeachment troubles, both Rs and Ds. When the lawsuits show Trump won, it's a moot point since he can't serve in office anymore.
Yes I know it's a show trial and kangaroo court and meaningless re: Constitution, but we're post-Constitution now. By the time the case reaches the SCOTUS Biden will have already packed it and they'll overwhelmingly agree that it's perfectly legal.
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (HBEnm)
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But, but, where do you guys put all your old stuff and have playtime space for the kids when i's hot?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
That's the fascinating thing about not having a basement. You don't keep all that crep that you're never going to use ever again.
Last house I moved from, it was hell cleaning out the junk in the basement. This place?? I just have to parcel out what gets tossed so I don't overwhelm the trash man.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 09:56 AM (85Gof)
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Dream on. The feckless, faithless, spineless fuckweasels that occupy key spots in the GOPe are apologetic at best when they are accidentally thrust into positions of power
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Who said Biden's position was in danger from the GOPe?!? When he's judged to have putlived his usefulness Obummer will make the call, and then he & Dr. Jill will be on Marine One headed for Wilmington.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (W+kMI)
"Hmm, looks like dogshit."
"Smells like dogshit."
"Tastes like dogshit!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:30 AM
What was the movie where John Belusi is the pool boy? Everyone shrieks in horror when there's a turd floating on top of the pool. So the pool is drained, Belosi walks over to the turd, picks it up and bites into it. Then says, "Hmmm, Tootsie Roll".
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:29 AM
I realize things have gotten much more 'fluid' these days, but shouldn't we be counting bulls, and not cows, to access accurately the question at hand?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (DMUuz)
himself on being largely self-sufficient for a lifetime to face the
reality of physical and mental decline and having to admit becoming
dependent on others?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
It is the measure of the man. I think the struggle against encroaching senescence and the loss of autonomy is, in one respect, edifying. It is a struggle we all lose, but it is a necessary one for self-respect and dignity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (N/gDA)
no
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
This depends on the individual. I have seen some people make reasonable transitions while others make dangerous ones. To some extent it depends on what you've seen in your own family, or how steep the decline is and whether it severely affects frontotemporal lobe function.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Not Belushi. It was Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: hogmartin
Squeakyspouse is a pilot. This was sublimely hilarious!
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:40 AM (iDGpQ)
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Caddyshack - Bill Murray
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 06, 2021 10:40 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:40 AM (m45I2)
What was the movie where John Belusi is the pool boy? Everyone shrieks in horror when there's a turd floating on top of the pool. So the pool is drained, Belosi walks over to the turd, picks it up and bites into it. Then says, "Hmmm, Tootsie Roll".
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:38 AM (N/gDA)
Caddyshack, and it's Bill Murray. And he was allowed to improvise his entire script in that movie, as was Rodney Dangerfield. That's what made the movie so hilarious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:41 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: hogmartin
****
I love this place.
Posted by: Modern Equality Movement is a Cargo Cult at February 06, 2021 10:42 AM (HBEnm)
Which raises a point I have started to wonder about. How difficult is it for someone who has prided himself on being largely self-sufficient for a lifetime to face the reality of physical and mental decline and having to admit becoming dependent on others?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Right, that's not what this was about, but I find the concept disturbing, especially in 2021.
It's been observed many times over, and not worth rehashing here, how a culture (such as ours) which does NOT seem to value the elderly, is demonstrating a severe corruption of purpose.
Which results in things like Cummo's New York nursing home horror.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (V2Yro)
Well, that was many beers ago. 1980 - Forty years ago, yikes!
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (kQOtv)
I'm not an ambulance chaser but has anyone addressed that Dominion could be considered an agent of the state and prohibited from suing by the First Amendment? Does anyone know if Sidney Powell took back any of her claims against Dominion? And fuck Fox! Watching those quislings is part of the problem.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (y7DUB)
Gotta step away from the HQ for a bit. Will try to be back for the pet thread, for which I have an unhappy tail to tell.
Posted by: mindful webworker
short and tall tales
at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Ks/+3)
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But also an absolute necessity. Treat it right, only put in those things that are proper, and feed it monthly. Should do just fine.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping 4 and Praying at February 06, 2021 10:44 AM (rwusL)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
In the Old Days, this was why people had children and tried to treat them well. In today's society, I really don't know. I think this is a big part of the reason why over age 60 suicides are skyrocketing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:45 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (9d4A3)
Ty Webb : We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (Xih1H)
A dios!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Murray
Baby Ruth
Caddyshack
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:40 AM (m45I2)
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Worst limerick ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (oQ94s)
I detest Cuomo, but the man he has in charge of these policies seems to be a real monster and was the person who planned a triage system in the case of scarcity of equipment/beds which was quickly hidden when Cuomo realized that such a system would be unpopular. It was this man, Howard Zucker, who developed the nursing home policy and the ventilator triage plan.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping 4 and Praying at February 06, 2021 10:44 AM
If you're only feeding it monthly, we can help.
Posted by: Prunes at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM (ZSK0i)
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Hah. Possibly.... but innat Jose Consecos Job ??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:48 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (V2Yro)
It has me thinking of that great scene in Gomer Pyle, where Pyle says something stupid, and Sergeant Carter yells "WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE F SAID THAT?? WHO'S THE SLIMEST LITTLE TWINKLE-TOED COMMUNIST COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT???!!!"
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 10:49 AM (oQ94s)
Turn in your Moron card. (* slow snare drum roll *)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2021 10:49 AM (qc+VF)
Heh. Exactly like being impeached after he's out of office.
Michael Malice: "We're about to find out what happens when TDS doesn't have the T."
Posted by: Grail Knight at February 06, 2021 10:49 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (ZSK0i)
Not Belushi. It was Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:39 AM (ZSK0i)
Shhoosh, he's on a roll
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (85Gof)
The Great Cull can be entertaining. There are things you don't want to get rid of, but then you realize you've never touched it in five years. Also, "How *do* I get rid of this?!" , "WTF is this and how did it get in my house?" or "Oh, THAT'S where that went!"
Hopefully you will only have minor repairs to deal with.
As for the Wendigo, aren't the cats supposed to keep pests out??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
In the Old Days, this was why people had children and tried to treat them well. In today's society, I really don't know. I think this is a big part of the reason why over age 60 suicides are skyrocketing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:45 AM (V2Yro)
I get along well with both my daughters and one of my sons in law has made it clear there will always be room in their house for me. I'm 71 and still in reasonably good shape but know that can change quickly. I'm very comfortable with my mortality unlike the mask wearing zombies.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:47 AM
MisHum snuck a haiku past the Commentariat in a thread comment a while back, and much academic discussion of haiku ensued.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 10:50 AM (DMUuz)
Hordemind. Active even on a Sat Morn.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:51 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:51 AM (iDGpQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 10:43 AM (V2Yro)
Heh. With two cobs on the thread there is no danger of it getting out of control, so why not poke at the idiot (who is on Verizon Wireless in Cincinnati)?
It keeps us nimble!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2021 10:51 AM (Q9lwr)
by Dr. Fauxx
The delightful tale of a young peasant lad who is bullied by the King of Covidania into wearing an additional face mask every day for nearly two years. In the end the youth is able to... (NO SPOILERS)
Posted by: Muldoon
that's brilliant and should be a real thing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 10:52 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 06, 2021 10:51 AM (iDGpQ)
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Id step in the ring with Mike Tyson if you paid me a million.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:52 AM (nw6Hr)
Reporting for Doody - a limerick
A deuce in the pool? Oh forsooth!
Perpetrated by some nasty youth
In HazMat suit gird
Carl picked up the turd
Took a bite! Yum! Baby Ruth!!
Okay, now I'm leaving
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:52 AM (m45I2)
Also, the ever loving Mrs. JTB picked up some vanilla ice cream and diet A and W rootbeer. A rootbeer float will make a nice dessert.
Posted by: JTB at February 06, 2021 10:52 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2021 10:52 AM (m45I2)
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Bravo.
The man never disappoints.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 10:53 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 06, 2021 10:53 AM (ZSK0i)
The check should be made out to the "Estate of fixerupper."
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at February 06, 2021 10:53 AM (j5/wh)
Special level of hell, that was.
Posted by: Not From Around Here at February 06, 2021 10:54 AM (wrzAm)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Ks/+3)
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If you have a septic system you probably are not paying 50 to $150.00 a month water/sewer service utility bill.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 10:55 AM (erddA)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I favor the caboose at February 06, 2021 10:56 AM (V0rhj)
And with all those women, special tp would help.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 10:57 AM (erddA)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I favor the caboose at February 06, 2021 10:56 AM (V0rhj)
Toilets should fear us, not the other way around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 10:57 AM (nakwk)
Knowledge is power.
Posted by: Mr Gray - modern equality movement is a cargo cult at February 06, 2021 10:58 AM (1+b9Z)
jap pee docs now say the 2 first methods of treatment should be - a) try compression stockings b) lie down and put your feet up on a pillow for 15-30 min in the afternoon
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 10:59 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 11:00 AM (erddA)
Posted by: Mr Gray - modern equality movement is a cargo cult at February 06, 2021 11:00 AM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 10:46 AM (9d4A3)
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And the oysters are quite tasty when cooked the right way!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping 4 and Praying at February 06, 2021 11:00 AM (rwusL)
Dealing with that right now here at stately Casa Backwardio. Requires daily unclogging after frequent checks especially before taking a shower or doing the laundry.
Oh. Joy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 11:00 AM (HaL55)
**said by our neighborhood doctor**
**I may have exaggerated the misspelling **
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (UUBmN)
The Great Cull can be entertaining. There are things you don't want to get rid of, but then you realize you've never touched it in five years. Also, "How *do* I get rid of this?!" , "WTF is this and how did it get in my house?" or "Oh, THAT'S where that went!"
As for the Wendigo, aren't the cats supposed to keep pests out??
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Some cats help with pests, some cats sit and watch the pests, some cats hide under the futon couch.
Been helping a deceased friend's family do the Great Cull as part-time work helping them prep to sell a house. Seen a lot of Mid-century antiques and "antiques", made me nostalgic for the homes of my grandparents when I was a little guy.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (Cxk7w)
Surprised this got published
From the first paragraph:
This portfolio arguably sheds light on how the most powerful country in the world was brought low by a rampaging mob nurtured on lies and demagoguery.
So you know it's the kind of dispassionate, rational analysis you would expect from a professional engineering journal.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Muldoon
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land a gig with Pro-Active as the "before" picture.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 10:59 AM (nUhF0)
Compression, huh? I have always used suction; never any complaints.
Posted by: Kameltoe at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (mzC78)
It keeps us nimble!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Lebeau, I mean CBD can track us down? Hmmm.
* looks out window *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I favor the caboose at February 06, 2021 11:02 AM (V0rhj)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at February 06, 2021 11:02 AM (796i6)
I can attest to this. I put in a well to augment the aerobic septic system and get off city water (which incidentally is well water too). The 2 adjacent properties I bought have regular septic systems that are grandfathered. All new construction aerobic systems are mandated.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 06, 2021 11:03 AM (cCxiu)
Translation: How dare you rob me of my moment of "get #OrangeManBad" glory, reminding people I still exist?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2021 11:03 AM (bDqIh)
**I may have exaggerated the misspelling **
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 06, 2021 11:01 AM (UUBmN)
Jill Biden's your neighbor?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 11:03 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 11:04 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2021 10:21 AM (Ks/+3)
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If you have a septic system you probably are not paying 50 to $150.00 a month water/sewer service utility bill.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 10:55 AM (erddA)
One of those things I didn't calculate, in making the decision to move out of the big city, into the sticks (sort of), was the cost of utilities.
It might have something to do with the distance it has to travel, but my sewer bills are in the 20s. My water.. in the 20s. Energy... as high as the 90s in the middle of winter, as low as.. the 20s in warm/dry months.
It becomes quite clear that utilities cost more in big cities, in large part, due to the graft.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:04 AM (oQ94s)
. . . slip into the homes of overpaid politicians, steal their possessions, and then slip away without anyone ever able to identify him!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2021 11:05 AM (bDqIh)
**said by our neighborhood doctor**
**I may have exaggerated the misspelling **
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Not watching the Stuporbowl this year. Thanks to Wuhan Flu the 2020 season was bereft of lustre, and I was sort of pissed at the NFL anyway. Plus the commercials are bound to be lame, with insulting PSAs included. So, no. Will go to a friend's house instead to watch Rifftrax offering instead. Movie is Maximum revenge.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:06 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at February 06, 2021 11:06 AM (j5/wh)
And my 95 Mazda 626 did just fine in the snow. One night, I followed the snow plow home. I had studded tires but no chains. Plow was all over the place. He finally turned off and I drove two miles of unplowed roads to get home. It was up to the top of the wheel well but the car did fine. Old VW bugs do fine in snow too because of the tire size. Bonus is that you'll be dressed warm enough to walk home because the heater won't keep you warm.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 06, 2021 11:08 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:06 AM (W+kM
This seems to be a trend. Are grocery stores aren't even bothering with "the big game" supplies this year. There are no football shaped cookies in the bakery department and no order forms for cold cut platters. BLM seems to have succeeded in this destruction.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:09 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2021 11:09 AM (bDqIh)
Communist democrats are why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55)
https://www.rifftrax.com/maximum-revenge
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:10 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at February 06, 2021 11:06 AM (j5/wh)
I've seen that movie. That's actually how Jason was "born."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:11 AM (oQ94s)
IIRC, Coke and Pepsi are not bothering to run superbowl ads. Now that's got to be a scary trend for the NFL and whichever channel is running it -- what happens when the *advertisers* walk away?!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (bDqIh)
If you're putting your victims in your septic tank be sure to put a quart of Dawn dish soap in it every month to flush the fat and prevent saponification...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Sleestak at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (G+oUu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (I58tH)
In 20 years I've had one tank pumped out and it really was marginal on needing it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:13 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 11:13 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (bDqIh)
Will be interesting to see. I think they overvalued their appeal.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:15 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JTB
I've got some stale pretzels that I can bring over !!!
* waits expectantly for invitation *
Posted by: Adriane the Quaker Oats Critic ... at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (LPnfS)
Only 2 of us septic needs pumping every 5 years, should get it done this year. It's not to bad price rise last time.
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (Cxk7w)
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Communist democrats are why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 11:10 AM (HaL55)
BLM didn't do that. Corporate America did.
You know why there's been a different reaction, to the rumbling "white supremacy" unrest, than there was for a summer of BLM/Antifa riots?
Because BLM/Antifa are tools of corporate America. They're not enemies. Nobody's really scared of BLM. They sure are scared of YOU though.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 10:57 AM
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ferguson 5000 at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 06, 2021 11:17 AM (I58tH)
There will be gainzzz.
Or else.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 11:17 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 06, 2021 11:16 AM (2DOZq)
That's the best part of going out to a Mexican restaurant.
Well, that and the large portions.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 06, 2021 11:17 AM (XeEyo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM
Now you tell me.
Posted by: zombie Alex Haley at February 06, 2021 11:18 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: m at February 06, 2021 11:19 AM (Fqlfr)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Sleestak at February 06, 2021 11:12 AM (G+oUu)
If you live in an area with septic tanks, you live in an area with vast, desolate spaces not so far away. Woods, dessert, sides of mountains, whatever.
Why anyone puts their bodies in septic tanks is beyond me. Amateur move.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:19 AM (oQ94s)
New York Post
@nypost
The pandemic could continue for seven years under current vaccination rate
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Soundtrack.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 06, 2021 11:17 AM (I58tH)
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TIMEOUT!!!!!
~Andy Reid
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (3RlYu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin
Now you tell me.
Posted by: zombie Alex Haley
IKR !!!
Posted by: Sinéad O'Connor at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (LPnfS)
Dealing with that right now here at stately Casa Backwardio. Requires daily unclogging after frequent checks especially before taking a shower or doing the laundry.
Oh. Joy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2021 11:00 AM (HaL55)
Zep Commercial Root Kill...(copper sulfate) @ Tractor Supply...takes a while, but works.
Posted by: BignJames at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (AwYPR)
IIRC, Coke and Pepsi are not bothering to run superbowl ads. Now that's got to be a scary trend for the NFL and whichever channel is running it -- what happens when the *advertisers* walk away?!
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Look, when Budweiser said they had nothing big planned for ads, I knew the NFL was in trouble! But Kroger & Walmart had the sales on anyway, which was good for me. Frozen pizzas for $2, woo-hoo!
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (W+kMI)
The donks literally knelt before BLM and paid their bill.
The GOPe disavowed conservative protestors and called for them to be purged.
Informed delivery tells me to expect mail from the RNC today, I look forward to telling Chairwoman Romney what I think of the RNC.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)
Knowledge is power.
Posted by: Mr Gray - modern equality movement is a cargo cult at February 06, 2021 10:58 AM (1+b9Z)
Buddy has one for his camp.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2021 11:21 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 11:22 AM (85Gof)
Toilets should fear us, not the other way around.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 10:57 AM (nakwk)
Mine is terrified of me.
*farts*
*toilet* no mas mr ski. No mas!
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 11:22 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (W+kMI)
When I was in the store earlier this week, I noticed all the "party trays" and booze pyramid displays, and it took me a while. I was confused at first, then realized, "Oh, there's a football game this weekend."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:22 AM (oQ94s)
The donks literally knelt before BLM and paid their bill.
The GOPe disavowed conservative protestors and called for them to be purged.
Informed delivery tells me to expect mail from the RNC today, I look forward to telling Chairwoman Romney what I think of the RNC.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)
SPOT ON
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (85Gof)
New York Post
@nypost
The pandemic could continue for seven years under current vaccination rate
-
Soundtrack.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (VVEnO)
Good thing Comrade Biden has A Plan!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:19 AM
It sounds like a newer home. My parents and the cottage-owners near them have pre-code underground tanks. You'dneedto tear upthe yard to open them.
Better to bury the body in a cedar swamp and let nature take its course.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (kOpft)
~Andy Reid
Posted by: fixerupper at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (3RlYu)
*looks around*
huh, no more Ben R. at AoSHQ?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 06, 2021 11:23 AM (XeEyo)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:20 AM (W+kMI)
When I was in the store earlier this week, I noticed all the "party trays" and booze pyramid displays, and it took me a while. I was confused at first, then realized, "Oh, there's a football game this weekend."
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Bums, coyotes, & raccoons gonna feast on all that leftover sausage and cheese.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (2DOZq)
The donks literally knelt before BLM and paid their bill.
The GOPe disavowed conservative protestors and called for them to be purged.
Informed delivery tells me to expect mail from the RNC today, I look forward to telling Chairwoman Romney what I think of the RNC.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:21 AM (ONvIw)
You live in an oligarchy. The rich and powerful control it all. Everything else is an illusion, including the concept of "street rioting" and politicians being in charge.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (W+kMI)
I feel bad... for the raccoons.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (oQ94s)
himself on being largely self-sufficient for a lifetime to face the
reality of physical and mental decline and having to admit becoming
dependent on others?
Posted by: Muldoon
Let you know in 10, 20 maby 30 years. Grandfather was still wandering out into the woods with his little Stihl 010 and Datsun pickup cutting up 24 inch tamarack at the age of 92.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * I favor the caboose at February 06, 2021 11:26 AM (V0rhj)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:26 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 06, 2021 11:28 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2021 11:25 AM (oQ94s)
This may very well be true. The GOPe seems to have given itself too much credit for their gains in the house and have not yet awakened to the fact that their rank and file congressmen had less to do with their election than PDT did. I don't believe they have caught on to the anger felt by the voters, but see it as transient. This also explains Teh Ted's "reckless rhetoric" comment. He sees himself as the 2024 candidate if he can push PDT out of the way. He is in for a rude awakening.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 11:30 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BurtTC
Im wheelchair confined housebound invalid you racist pig. I'm dependent upon DoorDash and Jehovah's Witnesses for my victims... Suck my ginourmous amateur wang...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Sleestak at February 06, 2021 11:31 AM (G+oUu)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 11:32 AM (twGU3)
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