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Quarantine Cafe: Existential Dread Edition




Wolves singing.

Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM




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Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 19, 2021 07:42 PM (3H9h1)

2 First

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2021 07:43 PM (G/mW5)

3 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:43 PM (Rvt88)

4 Dam

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2021 07:43 PM (G/mW5)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

6 Dam
Posted by: Bigsmith

Hoover or Three Gorges?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM (Rvt88)

7 JT! Dude!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM (Rvt88)

8 That's one smart dog.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM (0odaf)

9 I read the content.
Duh !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

10 3GD for 500 Alex

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 19, 2021 07:45 PM (3H9h1)

11 Hiya Tonypete !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)

12 Someone in last night's ONT included this improvement on the Mandalorian season finale:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5fjdqca

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2021 07:46 PM (kOpft)

13 8 That's one smart dog.
====
That's a Hollywood smart dog. Who is now in the doghouse.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 07:46 PM (W+kMI)

14 At least top 20, right?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 07:46 PM (Cxk7w)

15 Haha, that dog, indeed!

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

16 Dam
Posted by: Bigsmith

Hoover or Three Gorges?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:44 PM



Dental

Posted by: K a m a l a, future potus at January 19, 2021 07:47 PM (786Ro)

17 Evening.

Are we fucked yet?

Let me know when we are truly and proper fucked.

Posted by: Bai-Yang in New Beijing at January 19, 2021 07:47 PM (XqxgX)

18 Truth over facts!

That's what we'll be getting for the next four years!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 07:47 PM (87oRe)

19 Well, I nooded at least.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 19, 2021 07:47 PM (tpneH)

20 ha ha that doggie thief!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (nUhF0)

21 so I was looking into real estate in Belize over the long weekend....

not cheap, not cheap at all.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)

22 I miss my dog.

There are some local pups for sale but I think it's too soon for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (uxJPn)

23 Roller skating female police officers. In Karachi. What sort of unicorn-riding SJW wahmens power fantasy is this supposed to be?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (W+kMI)

24 Biden, at first cabinet meeting.... "hey, fat... does this look infected to you?"
_____________

Nuclear codes transferred to Harris.

BOOMBA

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (3H9h1)

25 Ha, I sent a video to the pet thread a few weeks ago that showed a dog using a chair to get chicken nuggets (from a toaster oven, not McDonalds).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (l9m7l)

26 That dog gets a whupping

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

27 How soon until Slo Joe and the Ho claim the most scandle free administration continues?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (Cxk7w)

28 I've willowed at least 3 times today. And they were all gold, Jerry, 24K gold.

Posted by: motionview at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (pYQR/)

29 Tomorrow is going to be unbearable. The gleeful gushing over the new regime and its smart and beautiful and accomplished members. I'm going to do my best to ignore any bit of it.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

30 Roller skating female police officers. In Karachi. What sort of unicorn-riding SJW wahmens power fantasy is this supposed to be?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM



Congress sent 'em another $60m?

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2021 07:50 PM (786Ro)

31 Mark, can I send you some puppy pictures. These little ones were found and are being cared for by a good friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 07:50 PM (YAhJK)

32 So SanFranNan is sending over the articles of impeachment "this week.". Trump will be a private citizen but it looks like they are going ahead anyway with what appears to be McConnell's approval

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2021 07:50 PM (Zmnko)

33 All these doggie videos are making me think about getting a dog. Wouldn't want to big or to small.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 07:50 PM (Cxk7w)

34 The first batch of Pakistani police officers - all women! - have been issued their rollerskates... and their guns.

Wishing them luck. Also, less broken pavements



Also less broken pavewoments

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2021 07:51 PM (786Ro)

35 Good dog.

Liberals can't think that far ahead...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 19, 2021 07:51 PM (v2c9/)

36 29 Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

Whatever the left has in store is SO GREAT that Zuckerf*cker and @jackAss giggled at 51 billion in lost worth....

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 07:51 PM (Lzpvj)

37 I get a funny mental picture of the Pakistani officers' shooting their gun and rolling away backwards to the horizon.

Posted by: InCali at January 19, 2021 07:52 PM (9AFWN)

38 Moving to Belize is not wise. There is a spinning magazine I buy, Ply. The mom of the editor retired to Belize. She was killed shortly after by a botched home invasion. I can look up the story if you'd like. I always thought Belize would be a good place but no more. You might look into Panama though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 07:52 PM (JKNZq)

39 Donna downstairs predicted it will happen, Chucky is in, Crack addic Mitch is in, there are easy 16 Republicans Never Trumpers now to vote yes.
Biggest question will the Never Trump John Roberts ok to sit in on a civilian trial?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w)

40 One thing I have noticed: the comment sections on conservative sites tends to be sad and resigned these days.

Nationalists at Gab and Social Galactic tend to be stoked! People are really waking up to the delusion.

Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2021 07:53 PM (kGVaw)

41 April, I have studiously avoided any MSM, NPR, and social media outlets for awhile.

I have been a much happier man because of it. I already know who my enemies are - they reveal themselves without prompting anyway.

I swear broadcast 'news' is written for 6th graders. Can't bear any of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt88)

42 Bats. We were promised bats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (DMUuz)

43 Dread Zeppelin was annoying

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (PUmDY)

44 23 Roller skating female police officers. In Karachi. What sort of unicorn-riding SJW wahmens power fantasy is this supposed to be?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (W+kMI)

Xanadu sounds kinda Indian...

Posted by: Fred Astaire on Roller Skates chasing young tail at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

45 The best part is the freedom this has granted our political elites, like Cocaine Mitch. Dominion has freed them from having to ever again pander to the kulaks, and better yet, freed the zeks from wondering why the politicians are all rich while they themselves are being taxed and regulated into oblivion.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (87oRe)

46 Watching nothing but movies tomorrow. Maybe check in here from time to time.

Wish I could drink.

Posted by: Justsayin' at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (Fs5vw)

47 Joe Biden opens up to Brian Stelter about his morning routine, which includes many pushups, a vigorous sexual romp with the most amazing First Lady since Michelle (see her gorgeous cover on Vogue here!) and two egg whites with properly sustainable artisan whole wheat bread.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (f/z+J)

48 This dog... is smart!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

49 I always thought Belize would be a good place but no more.

Libertarian paradise! No police, just sue the intruders for violating your liberty!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

50
Dog = Biden Aministration
Chair= 10 Million Fake Votes
Pan = The Real Votes

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

51 Here's the article. She'd just retired from being a school bus driver and moved to Belize to retire:

https://tinyurl.com/y6rrnxxh

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (JKNZq)

52
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

Don't look at any of it unless you have to go on the computer for work. Redridinghood has mentioned a boycott between 12-1 , Turn off computer cell phones and live streaming

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (VP4Cd)

53 redridinghood, I'm really trying to get ahold of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (YAhJK)

54 Good evening my pretty Hordelings.

Spent the evening with Mom looking at two Ernst Lubitsch movies, where pretty people in sleek eveningwear/top hat and tails commit devious crimes in style.

Reality bites, at present, so escaping into Old Hollywood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

55 has Unka Joe gotten his Nobel Peace Prize yet? what's the fuckin hold up?

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (nUhF0)

56 38 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 07:52 PM (JKNZq)

Violence is part of American life everywhere but Canada and the US....

not being killed by Spanish speaking people is white privilege.

//Joey Plugz

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (Lzpvj)

57 I can't decide if the Pakistani Roller Derby Force is really awesome or dumb.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs your opinion at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (XKZwp)

58 No, No, No, No, Yes?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (20j+0)

59 I swear broadcast 'news' is written for 6th graders. Can't bear any of it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt8

Yep. If Mr. April didn't watch tv, I wouldn't even have one. I don't get news from tv, for sure. Here, Bongino Report, Liberty Daily. Reuters now and then to see what the mainstream is up to.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

60 Bats. We were promised bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (DMUuz)


🏏

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)

61 >>Bats. We were promised bats.


What do you think was in the pan?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (20j+0)

62 49 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

MS-13 ethnically cleansed Black Americans from parts of LA on Kamala Toe's watch Omae....

You think any of us will be immune?

Killing a Spanish speaker in self-defense is racism.

Bank on it.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (Lzpvj)

63 29 Tomorrow is going to be unbearable. The gleeful gushing over the new regime and its smart and beautiful and accomplished members. I'm going to do my best to ignore any bit of it.
========
I hope and pray the "Trump has a plan, man!" crowd is 100% right and he would drop the hammer on them hard. It would make my decade. But, if he instead says "A pox on both your houses!" and leaves town safely, I can understand, I really do. Then it'll be our turn, and our decision. But, I reiterate, he has to leave the capitol safely. Any move on him by the deep State, its expendable Antifa/BLM goblins, or anyone else, and it should be automatic "let's go" time for us. No peace, until he departs in peace, and remains in peace.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

64 I'd like to see a damn buster in China as a nice inaugural present for Sleepy Joe.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (+ya+t)

65

Friendsh.... We have nothing to fear from a Biden Preshidenshy.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (Of6RS)

66 She was killed shortly after by a botched home invasion.

Went to Belize on a cruise with a bunch of lady friends. Maybe 10 yrs or so ago. We were told not to leave a certain area unless we had a local escort. We hired a local taxi driver and had a great day. And returned safe.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 07:57 PM (twGU3)

67 Do we know Joe's favorite color yet?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

68 Perhaps too soon... but we really need a couple threads on our options in Post Americka

- Countries favorable to US citizens
- Gun laws outside US
- Tax structures
- Property ownership issues
- Currency (as in dollars vs. yuan)
- Crime vs. personal security
- Medical/Disease issues

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (3H9h1)

69 Three cheers for the censorious panopticon!

--
Johna Golberg - Author of Liberal Fascism

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (Conoj)

70 Do we know Joe's favorite color yet?
Posted by: Weasel

Paste.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (Rvt88)

71 I know, but it just seemed tragic to me. I also talked to a guy that had lived there and he sounded like every person that wants to keep newcomers out. So make of it what you will.

I can do the turn it off protest tomorrow. Shooting class is from 10-12.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 07:59 PM (JKNZq)

72 Truth over facts!

That's what we'll be getting for the next four years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 07:47 PM (87oRe)
---

"Seek truth from the facts" is an old Chinese idiom that became a ChiCom saw that actually meant "we will select which facts, and determine the truth for you peasants". Sound familiar?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 07:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 I know the answer.


Is it to early to start drinking?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 19, 2021 07:59 PM (0OmEj)

74 It's great having an inoperable T.V except to play DVDs and CDs and while I do get Apple news blurbs on my phone I can't plug into the internet on it. I avoid the Apple news feed, but tomorrow it's going OFF completely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 07:59 PM (VP4Cd)

75 I second the motion for a damn buster. Run ing out of time here, Trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (YBaT+)

76 There is a spinning magazine I buy,
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

How do you read it if its spinning ?

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (arJlL)

77 I'm going to do my best to ignore any bit of it.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

I'm going to go to the range in the morning to turn some money into noise. Not too much, though. Ammunition is getting damn near impossible to replace. Every round I send at the range is one I'm not going to have later.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (tpneH)

78
IMPEACH!!

Too soon?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (MVjcR)

79 No one is going to be allowed to ask Slo Joe a question, only a select hand picked few

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)

80 I keep reading that systemic racism is to blame for all the world's evils.

Don't know about that.

I do know systemic racism is to blame for Bie-den.

Posted by: tbodie at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (fo8C+)

81 60 Bats. We were promised bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2021 07:54 PM (DMUuz)
---------
Where some of our favorite dancing bats come from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FK9tWT5pA4

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (W+kMI)

82 How soon before Joe is found naked and wandering the streets of DC babbling incoherently?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

83 I posted a link a few days back about a guy that moved to Panama. He liked the place and it was a pretty good place to retire. Then he got COPD and had problems dealing with their medical system. Moved back to the US. Might be good if you are young and healthy though.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (JKNZq)

84 Old and busted: If you want communism, move to Cuba!

New hotness: If you want liberty move to...?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (dNzKv)

85 Weasel, the gal from GA doesn't think so. She is filing the papers on Thursday.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (YAhJK)

86 I can do the turn it off protest tomorrow. Shooting class is from 10-12.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (arJlL)

87 nth

Posted by: DB- just DB: former American at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)

88 Roller skating female police officers. In Karachi. What sort of
unicorn-riding SJW wahmens power fantasy is this supposed to be?


Watch how fast they move on unpaved surfaces!

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (+ya+t)

89 How soon before Joe is found naked and wandering the streets of DC babbling incoherently?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

That is his plan for the inaugural ball.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (dNzKv)

90 I read it as the earth turns

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (JKNZq)

91 Wolf Totem by The Hu might be an appropriate listen

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (lgiXo)

92 73 had mine got to get ready for bed

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (Cxk7w)

93 The biggest difference between Obama I and Obama II will be that people flocked to Fox News as a refuge during Obama I.

That's what those assholes are worried about and why the purge today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (f/z+J)

94 I am open to a Godzilla attack, too.

How deep is that Bay?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (fiQ5s)

95 I can do the turn it off protest tomorrow. Shooting class is from 10-12.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 07:59 PM (JKNZq)

I have a construction site visit. Never been so happy for that task, even if it is at Mask Nazi U. Better than Messiah Window Licker....

Posted by: Mookie at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (u+Y3T)

96 Cicero kitteh just jumps on stove for snak.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Hamster wheel logo at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (n/szn)

97 IMPEACH!!

Too soon?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 08:00 PM (MVjcR)

A bit. If you recall, the first impeachment articles were being run in the press a few minutes after he took the oath.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (tpneH)

98 I read it as the earth turns
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Lol !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

99 th

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (g741k)

100 Snowing here so I guess I'm gonna die. Or make French toast. Either or.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (kTF2Z)

101 85 Weasel, the gal from GA doesn't think so. She is filing the papers on Thursday.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (YAhJK)
----
What took so long?

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

102 How soon before Joe is found naked and wandering the streets of DC babbling incoherently?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (R/m4+)
---------------

Joe already has all of that down pat. It's just a matter of time before he does it in public.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

103 How soon before Joe is found naked and wandering the streets of DC babbling incoherently?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

And now we know why DC is locked down and crawling with National Guard. They're babysitters.

Posted by: AF at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (S8ePJ)

104 84 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (dNzKv)

Perversely Siberia comes to mind as does Tierra del Fuego....

at the end of the day we are f*cked, the left has just made it plain with the roaring approval of CONservative Inc that they can engage in a year long campaign of political violence and we can be other personed and destroyed for less onerous actions....

on the bright side, I am certain they will make sure the "fun camps" are GREAT FUN

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (Lzpvj)

105 >>Or make French toast. Either or.


*Passes Syrup*

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (fiQ5s)

106 A bit. If you recall, the first impeachment articles were being run in the press a few minutes after he took the oath.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 19, 2021 08:03 PM (tpneH)
-----
OK. 12:05 PM tomorrow then.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 08:05 PM (MVjcR)

107 You want a skating force?

https://tinyurl.com/zgso5qm

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 08:05 PM (l3+k2)

108 I'm not moving to another country no matter how nubile the pool boys are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

109 Joe will suffer a nasty burn when he tries to sexually assault the presidential limousine tail pipe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (lgiXo)

110 That gag inducing article about the Biden's is the same tripe that was peddled during the Clinton years.

Anyone else remember the "Oh, we talk politics over the morning paper while I cut Bill's grapefruit" nonsense Hillary reportedly said?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (WEBkv)

111 Snowing here so I guess I'm gonna die. Or make French toast. Either or.


If you are going to die, put some maple syrup on that French Toast and give CBD the finger on the way out...

Posted by: Mookie at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (u+Y3T)

112 How soon before Joe is found naked and wandering the streets of DC babbling incoherently?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

And now we know why DC is locked down and crawling with National Guard. They're babysitters.
Posted by: AF at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (S8ePJ)

Secret Service blew a golden opportunity by not giving Biden the codename Silver Alert.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (gDSJf)

113 sven, just like the clip in "Boy in the Striped Pajamas" depicting the glories of camp life.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (YAhJK)

114 Tomorrow is going to be so bizarre it will defy imagination.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (W4eKo)

115 *Passes Syrup*
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (fiQ5s)

---------

Only unwashed heathen don't like syrup on French toast.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)

116 Em-peach 46.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

117 Masks are good for one thing- met my oncologist today ad she was telling me things that may help me live longer, and the mask helped me hide the fact that that isn't something I am looking for.

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (Ojki1)

118 Because Dad was Lucky enough to place a bet at the beginning of the MLS season and the bet won, I got my son a go kart for his Christmas/Birthday

My brother has a lot of land so we had a blast this weekend and we got covered in mud. He had a blast.
https://tinyurl.com/y4udeyeo

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

119 The biggest difference between Obama I and Obama II will be that people flocked to Fox News as a refuge during Obama I.





the were flocking here too, but that was when it was the hive of scum and villainy, not the senior tinder .

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (4Jold)

120 Understand this.


We're just getting started.

Posted by: Stasi at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (uy+ro)

121 Mass psychosis on parade.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:08 PM (W4eKo)

122 I'm not moving to another country no matter how nubile the pool boys are.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

The Paolo, how you say, he comes to you.

Posted by: Paolo at January 19, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt88)

123 That dog! We're only forcing them to evolve faster and adopt our bacon fetish.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

124
EMPEEEESH FOADY SEX!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:08 PM (Of6RS)

125 Article 1, section 10 recognizes the right of states to defend their borders.

Will Abbott of Texas take advantage of this to defend his state?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (90fhE)

126 >Tomorrow is going to be so bizarre it will defy imagination.
Posted by: Notorious BFD



I can't look at it
it's like a scary movie

Posted by: DB- just DB: former American at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)

127 Understand this.


We're just getting started.
Posted by: S



the thing is is, the does not work when everybody has decided that they are not bothered by being doxxed.

so you know.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (4Jold)

128 107 You want a skating force?

https://tinyurl.com/zgso5qm
======
It's 1980-82 at the skating rink again. Thanks for the trip back again!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (W+kMI)

129 [Countries favorable to US citizens

Who says that they want you?

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (anS4/)

130 I didn't know badgers could be "pals" with anybody, outside of "Wind in the Willows".

Also, badger butts are kinda cute.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

131
I will be continuing research and work on the Third Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of Domestic Al-Qaeda Terrorism (TM).

The Second is available to those interested:

http://soyaraborzoi.com/Playlist2.htm

Write me at monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com if you want a flash drive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2021 08:10 PM (mht8P)

132 That is his plan for the inaugural ball.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 19, 2021 08:02 PM (dNzKv)

LOL. Its always classier when you babble while wearing tie and tails.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:10 PM (VP4Cd)

133 113 Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 08:06 PM (YAhJK)

It's all good, I am kind of of the mind at 48 that I had a good run, I have given a quarter century of service as a military spouse, soldier in my time, and defense contractor....

The nation I loved was a good one, and counter-intuitively in having the same level of loyalty to Woketopia that the left had to that country I loved I now feel that my load is lighter and the path is clearer.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

134 Is WJC still fogging the mirror? I just want more good stories when he expires.

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (RuIsu)

135 *Does Maxine Waters voice*

Empeach foady sic!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

136 I've started hunkering down. Anyone asks, I quit all current events/media for BP reasons.

Posted by: Zeera at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (RLANM)

137 I didn't know badgers could be "pals" with anybody, outside of "Wind in the Willows".

Also, badger butts are kinda cute.



depends as to where you are, some are friends with everybody

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (4Jold)

138 I can do the turn it off protest tomorrow.

I'll have television turned off for the rest of my life.
(Already over a decade without one)

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (SpIgF)

139

Badgers are large angry psychotic weasels on meth.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (Of6RS)

140 129 Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (anS4/)

Nobody, American conservatives are the new Jews....

I called this in 2012 when Mitt threw the election.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (Lzpvj)

141 @120

Per some hordian that I can't remember right because Bourbon, the correct moniker of the Joey CCP secret police is: Joestapo.

Learn it, live it, love it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (Conoj)

142 What the f--k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit?
Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives,
but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you,
Bluto, we might get in trouble.' (shouting) Well, just kiss my ass from
now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man!
Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Posted by: Mookie at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)

143 These are perverse and extremely damaged individuals who are about to take the reins of power.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (W4eKo)

144 Badgers are large angry psychotic weasels on meth.
Posted by: f


says the guy that has never met a wolverine

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (4Jold)

145 Early over/under for a Heels-Up take over is June 14.

Coincidentally, Flag Day.

Posted by: Las Vegas bookies at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (sy5kK)

146 Ok, a rollerskating copette comes over and tells you that you are arrested and since you are a thug you push her over and run.


How does she get up and chase you?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (qlFIA)

147 exdem: thanks, I needed that! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

148 Badgers are large angry psychotic weasels on meth.


Explains my last girlfriend....

Posted by: Mookie at January 19, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

149 @139

Yes, but they aren't murderous, serial killing, slaughter machines like Stoats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 08:13 PM (Conoj)

150 Stupid dog!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 08:13 PM (oQ94s)

151 out anal otters

in anal wolverines

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (4Jold)

152 Badgers are large angry psychotic weasels on meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (Of6RS)
---

Maybe the coyote was his dealer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

153 You want a skating force?

TOO OLD

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (qlFIA)

154

I get existential dread more and more as I get older, and understand the universe better. It don't give a shit about anyone. Eternity awaits us.

I'm the life of the fuckin party, let me tell you.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (lg/F7)

155 Note found at FB.
I wanted to get everyone's reactions:

"Sorry but gotta say it: Trump completely failed. We're now stuck with a destroyed GOP and China flying over our heads like vultures."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

156 Skate Force!

*shots*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

157 143 Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (W4eKo)

Well the most important issues now confronting the governance of the American people is how to destroy their wealth, import their replacements, and free their sexual deviants from anything other than raucous celebration....

petty things like world power, energy independence, and a functioning economy are now third or fourth tier concerns.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:15 PM (Lzpvj)

158 Note found at FB.
I wanted to get everyone's reactions:

"Sorry but gotta say it: Trump completely failed. We're now stuck with a destroyed GOP and China flying over our heads like vultures."
Posted by: q




why are you going to fb?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:15 PM (4Jold)

159
Oh look. New first name only troll is an affirmative action hire.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (Of6RS)

160 "Sorry but gotta say it: Trump completely failed. We're now stuck
with a destroyed GOP and China flying over our heads like vultures."


That's kind of like blaming Constantine XI Palaiologos for the fall of the Byzantine Empire

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (qlFIA)

161 156 Posted by: Mary at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (XZdzs)

counter reminder, people only started dying in 2020....

prior to OrangeMan Bad there had never been a single death due to sickness in America.

F*ck off c*nt.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (Lzpvj)

162 C5: I keep up with family there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)

163 Also, badger butts are kinda cute.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

I watched that and thought "Corgi butt!"

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (KTdeA)

164 I get existential dread more and more as I get older, and understand the
universe better. It don't give a shit about anyone. Eternity awaits us.



I can't understand real atheists for this reason. When I die I know I will be judged by God. But if there is not God? Then *everything* is meaningless.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (qlFIA)

165 Fucking coyote is taking that badger across the border.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Hamster wheel logo at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (n/szn)

166 Trump's a convenient scapegoat for all the assholes who spent five years thwarting every move he made to right the ship.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (0odaf)

167 Fucking cocksucker cocaine Bitch McConnell:

We regret to inform you your NRCC membership has been marked INACTIVE. Stop the far left by renewing tonight! [URL]

Important: If you do not care about stopping the far left, ignore. Your 2020 membership has expired. Renew IMMEDIATELY! [URL]

You replied with the word "stop" which blocks all texts sent from this number. Text back "unstop" to receive messages again.

[DELETE]

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (L8ADy)

168 C5: I keep up with family there.
Posted by: q



it is going to be easier when you are in the same barracks.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (4Jold)

169 Last "free" Quarantine Cafe.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:18 PM (shN6a)

170 Oh look. New first name only troll is an affirmative action hire.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (Of6RS)

How DARE you assume gender.

Or race. Or whatever you're assuming. Now you just made Xer have to double the adderall intake.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 08:18 PM (oQ94s)

171 C5, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)

172 Fucking coyote is taking that badger across the border.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Hamster wheel logo at January 19, 2021 08:17 PM (n/szn)


Fucking badgers takin' all our jerbs.

Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (L8ADy)

173 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (RcZfi)

174 I bet those roller "cops" are meter maids or some such nonsense.

Probably not allowed to deal with muzzie men who will beat that ass in a heartbeat. Just leave a ticket and roll away.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (R/m4+)

175 Em-peach 46.
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

Em kumquat foaty sis.

Posted by: Maxine water's hair onfire at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (hOMhY)

176 You can respond to the idiot, you can quote it, you can include its posting data, or you can do the smart thing and IGNORE it.

Completely.

And often, it will just disappear.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

177 redridinghood, I'm really trying to get ahold of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 07:55 PM (YAhJK)
*********
Hi Ben Had,
Just sent you an email.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (NpAcC)

178 I like to breathe up a bunch of oxygen with my wealthy, white lungs and then exhale large quantities of CO2 to choke out POC.

Big, massive breaths of air. I could give a shit about the environment. If it oppresses brown people, so much the better.

A lot of times I will make myself hyperventilate and smile just thinking about brown people suffering.

When I bring the old lady to orgasm, as she is breathing heavily I whisper in her ear "You're killing off an endangered species" and she starts convulsing like an autistic Quaker and starts having multiple orgasms.

Later we smoke a cigarette and ash it in my Nazi Era ash tray I bought from a Hitler relative in Argentina.

F*ck it's good to be white.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (Ce81z)

179 I have no desire to see any of it tomorrow, I know it will happen and appropriately will weep for the country I love.
It was a good run but nothing lasts forever.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (Cxk7w)

180 "Also, badger butts are kinda cute."

And Feisty.

Posted by: The Otter at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (l3+k2)

181 67 Do we know Joe's favorite color yet?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

Green.
As in cash.
Filthy lucre.
Graft.

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)

182 Why do we keep sending traffic to Twitter. I don't know about anyone else but I won't click on any of the links.

Posted by: leber at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (TUdnY)

183 June 14; Flag Day and Trump's birthday

Posted by: Zeera at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (RLANM)

184 Henri wants us to finish three more bottles. He'll water his garden with champagne before he lets the Bai-Dens drink it!

Posted by: Rick's American Quarantine Cafe at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (uN4KS)

185 Your really just have to seek some ironic humor with regards to the sick interlopers we have been seeing in increasing numbers here. I'm beyond pity.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)

186 I hope DJT pardons people who would give the Democrats agita.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (USW1s)

187 I watched that and thought "Corgi butt!"
Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (KTdeA)


So, is that the kind of corgi with a tail, or not?

Posted by: Preznit Joe at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (L8ADy)

188 Posted by: Mary at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (XZdzs)

You're not "Mary" I'm guessing you're a male (because women don't usually use the word c*** and certainly not about men. You're the same loser who would post "Only____days, hours, minutes till Trump leaves office. Eat_____losers." Nobody here is eating ****** and guess, most of us are doing a media block at 12:00 and others won't be looking at any of the JoeShow for anytime during the day.. Millions and millions not tuning in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (VP4Cd)

189 177 Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

They need nutpunched.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (Lzpvj)

190 169 I received a mailing from the RNCC today with a return address of Donald Trump. Then the same dire warnings about the left with photos of Trump and a request from him for a renewal of membership. It was offensive.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (0Qj1S)

191 Rick's, there was an episode of M*A*S*H where, in an emergency, Col Potter and Klinger had no water so they had to put French wine into the radiator of their overheating jeep.

I've often wondered if wine would have actually worked to cool the engine...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

192 A friend passed through Belize 40 years ago. "British Honduras" sounds good on paper. The natives speak pidgin English. Yeah. A weak spot in the glory of the "Anglosphere."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (2BZBZ)

193 what is "do not quote the trolls for $100?"

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (4Jold)

194 Do we know Joe's favorite color yet?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)


Potato

Posted by: Preznit Joe at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (L8ADy)

195 125 Article 1, section 10 recognizes the right of states to defend their borders.

Will Abbott of Texas take advantage of this to defend his state?
Posted by: Goatweed at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (90fhE)

Abbott??? LOLOL

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (7PCMN)

196 That's kind of like blaming Constantine XI Palaiologos for the fall of the Byzantine Empire
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (qlFIA)

Well, yeah, but first you have to spell it. So, there's that bridge to cross.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (okGHj)

197 Dems: "Get out of our country you f**king deplorable!!"

Repubs: "Send us more money you f**king deplorable!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

198 55 has Unka Joe gotten his Nobel Peace Prize yet? what's the fuckin hold up?

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 07:56 PM (nUhF0)


He's not The LightBringer (TM) so they'll wait for Joe to perform a peace-making things, like giving half of all COVID vaccines made in the US to disadvantaged nations crippled by Global Warming (TM).

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (AMIL/)

199 Oh look. New first name only troll is an affirmative action hire.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (Of6RS)

I need to think up a new nic. I keep forgetting the onus of "first name only".

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (KTdeA)

200 June 14; Flag Day and Trump's birthday
Posted by: Zeera at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (RLANM)

Also the birthday of the Army.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (hOMhY)

201 154 I get existential dread more and more as I get older, and understand the universe better. It don't give a shit about anyone. Eternity awaits us.

I'm the life of the fuckin party, let me tell you.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (lg/F7)
---

Come in, come in! Let me take your clothes. Cocktail?

Everybody, this is Reverend Buzz!

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

202 Fen, try ignoring it.

No sven, they don't. Period.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

203 186 Your really just have to seek some ironic humor with regards to the sick interlopers we have been seeing in increasing numbers here. I'm beyond pity.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)

Right, they "won." What do they have to gain by coming around and being jerks?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

204 Do we know Joe's favorite color yet?
Posted by: Weasel at January 19, 2021 07:58 PM (MVjcR)


Brown

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

205 198 Dems: "Get out of our country you f**king deplorable!!"

Repubs: "Send us more money you f**king deplorable!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (7PCMN)

206 I've often wondered if wine would have actually worked to cool the engine

Alcohol typically has a lower boiling point than water, depending on how much the other stuff in it like sugar affects that. Can't be good for the engine but what the hell did they care at that point?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (KZzsI)

207 192 Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (0Qj1S)

I have decided I am done donating, and in fact may make token donations to the worst democrats available.

Mooch and friends wanted democrat victory?

Game on, buckle up.

Funding La Raza is the smart play now.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (Lzpvj)

208 Joe's favorite color is plaid.
(Stolen from The King Of Comedy)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

209 They need nutpunched.
Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (Lzpvj)

Nice to see you back around.

Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (hOMhY)

210 mary mary quit contrary, fuck yourself and drop dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (85Gof)

211 What's old is new again! Except Fraud Biden, apparently he's so old he's ready to croak!

But trust your local media who told you he's moderate and chipper as a rutting buck!

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (Y07NH)

212 This is why Poochie, the ransacker of stove frypans, belongs in the yard.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (03n3v)

213 Trump did fail, but not for lack of trying and not for lack of support. He did well but there really was no saving this place as many of us pointed out for years. He was the speed bump, but the car still keeps going.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

214 Why do we keep sending traffic to Twitter. I don't know about anyone else but I won't click on any of the links.
Posted by: leber at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (TUdnY)


I'm not sure you're monetizing them in any way if you're not registered/logged on and click a link to a tweet. You ARE burning up their bandwidth. They only make money off of you if you're registered so they can sell your info, as well as serve up ads to you. But, I'm not 100% on that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2021 08:25 PM (L8ADy)

215 Will Abbott of Texas take advantage of this to defend his state?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (90fhE)


Right after he finishes competing in the Triathlon.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 19, 2021 08:25 PM (cCxiu)

216 193 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (2BZBZ)

You may have missed the memo, the Anglosphere is blowing its brains out mate globally.

The Chinese hate us, perhaps in the grand scheme of things even correctly so given the Opium wars.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (Lzpvj)

217 Look, fat, I know two things ok?
One I'm not your enemy.
Two, I'm going to catch whoever keeps shitting in my pants and punch him right in his nose.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (qlFIA)

218 179 Later we smoke a cigarette and ash it in my Nazi Era ash tray I bought from a Hitler relative in Argentina.

F*ck it's good to be white.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Pure f'n poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (shN6a)

219 Heh. I can proof a post 3 freaking times before I submit it and still bugger it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (W4eKo)

220 180 I have no desire to see any of it tomorrow, I know it will happen and appropriately will weep for the country I love.
It was a good run but nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 08:20 PM (Cxk7w)

I firmly intend to be on my knees in prayer, but YMMV. It is above my pay grade to fight Satan directly, so I rely upon the trained exorcists for that, but I know for a fact that Satan and his minions hate Latin; pisses 'em off like holy water, so:

Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio, contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur: tuque, Princeps militiae caelestis, in virtute Dei, in infernum detrude satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo. Amen.

Repeat as needed until he is banished to hell once again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (okGHj)

221 I'll tell you what color Joe doesn't like: black. Never once molested or sniffed a black kid. Made really weird stories about his magical leg hair around black kids and said he beat one up. Talked about how amazing it is that some black guy could speak plain English. The dude is obviously old school racist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (KZzsI)

222 Eh, they'll try to fake enthusiasm for Badfinger and the Cooch, but it can't last. They're known knowns, unlike Obama, that caramel dreamboat. A beautiful empty vessel into which they poured their hopes and dreams.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

223 Ways to resist-

Move all of the stocks in your 401k to government bonds (I know; sounds counter-intuitive)

Stop fucking your lefty girlfriends.

Do NOT buy a new car in 2021

Change your voter registration to independent.

Ditch all social media except for Kik which you may need after you stop fucking your lefty girlfriends.

Feel free to add to this list, and stay turgid, morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (qPMuh)

224 LOL, the Biden administration will lead with "science and truth."

But not that XX/XY sexual chromosome truth.

Not only are our journalists dishonest, but they're also stupid as well.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (xxG/v)

225 The US put pressure on the Europeans to stop f*cking with China once we were strong enough to do so, and helped them fight against Japan, yes even before Pearl Harbor.


China should owe us, if not the rest of the Anglo-sphere, but the problem is they are run by communists.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (qlFIA)

226 Well I will give credit to sundown, we know his cabinet choices were not a beauty contest, especially for health

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (85Gof)

227 219 179 Later we smoke a cigarette and ash it in my Nazi Era ash tray I bought from a Hitler relative in Argentina.

F*ck it's good to be white.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Pure f'n poetry.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (shN6a)

You left out the part about clinging bitterly to your guns and Bible. Probably should put that in there, just to be sure.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (okGHj)

228 210 Posted by: golfman at January 19, 2021 08:24 PM (hOMhY)

Eh I have lurked and posted in spots, and I am not back to be the presence I once was.

Glad to be back, and I hope you are all well.

I will either be purged from my contractor job or I won't...regardless I am going to own property in all 3 NAFTA countries by the time I am 60 I think.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (Lzpvj)

229 Notorious, the DNC hacked this site's autocorrect years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)

230 So, is that the kind of corgi with a tail, or not?
Posted by: Preznit Joe at January 19, 2021 08:21 PM (L8ADy)

With, I guess. Can you imagine cutting off a badger's tail?

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (KTdeA)

231 And I'm sure people can avoid the gushing announcements on Thursday about Biden's speech too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (VP4Cd)

232 Trump did fail, but not for lack of trying and not for lack of support. He did well but there really was no saving this place as many of us pointed out for years. He was the speed bump, but the car still keeps going.
Posted by: Christopher R



great, thanks, would have been nice if your genius could have been applied to doing something other than waiting around

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (4Jold)

233 Trump achieved a number of great things, but the greatest achievement (and the worst crime) was exposing the entire government for the frauds we all thought they were.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (l9m7l)

234 The Chinese hate us,
Posted by: sven



Feeling's mutual.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (shN6a)

235 200 Oh look. New first name only troll is an affirmative action hire.
by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:16 PM (Of6RS)

I prefer our very own Mary Cloggenstein from Battlesboro. Much more erudite and pithy.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now trying BRAVE browser! at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (/+bwe)

236 198 Dems: "Get out of our country you f**king deplorable!!"

Repubs: "Send us more money you f**king deplorable!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
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The calls and begging letters are already coming in. I've been very curt in my replies.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

237 the thing is is, the does not work when everybody has decided that they are not bothered by being doxxed.
so you know.
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (4Jold)


Comrade, you will be made to care!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (87oRe)

238 226 Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (qlFIA)

Yes that is true, the US has always had an idealized relationship with the Sinosphere.

The American people have been carrying a lot of English guilt unfairly for 100 years.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:29 PM (Lzpvj)

239 ... the horror ... the horror ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 08:29 PM (pmEbq)

240 Pot-lickin' doggeh wags tail when caught.
Too happy to remember to act guilty.

Posted by: mindful webworker
political animals revisited
at January 19, 2021 08:29 PM (rTqAd)

241 tonight's menu:
teriyaki salmon, kimchee, brown rice, steamed broccoli with soy sauce and probably a lot of whiskey.

the badger video was hilarious. Coyote knows not to F with the badgers. they are mean.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 08:29 PM (1FAXz)

242 236 Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:28 PM (shN6a)

Not in my case, nothing is simple I loved Russians I hated Soviets.

I love the Chinese and I hate the CCP.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:29 PM (Lzpvj)

243 The GOP is hideous, but how many will default to caring about them in 2022, 2024? No. That has to stop. We must stop caring who their idiot nominee will be. The only path forward is an America First party. No more GOP.

Posted by: Mookie at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)

244 Reminder

Trump never held any sort of memorial for the 400,000+ Americans that have died from Covid on his watch. He's a complete and utter cunt.
Posted by: Mary at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (XZdzs)


Your 15 cats are hungry. Don't worry, though. They'll just eat your ear lobes when you fall asleep.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (reRSn)

245 Later we smoke a cigarette and ash it in my Nazi Era ash tray I bought from a Hitler relative in Argentina.

F*ck it's good to be white.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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Dude.... We need to go to the Waffen House or Internation House of Klancakes tommirow for breakfast.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (Of6RS)

246 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (Cr/Cj)

I did not post this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (VP4Cd)

247 HP, I know of one person who actually sent the GOP a check for 1 million... FUs.

He made a point of crossing out the dollar signs and replacing them with "FU."

(I hope he also chopped off his bank account and routing info.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

248 196 125 Article 1, section 10 recognizes the right of states to defend their borders.

Will Abbott of Texas take advantage of this to defend his state?
Posted by: Goatweed at January 19, 2021 08:09 PM (90fhE)

Abbott??? LOLOL

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 08:22 PM (7PCMN)


If (big if) Abbott took action for Texas, US Special Operations Command would be ordered to arrest him and take him to the new dungeon below Nanzi Pelosi's house at her wine estate. For a friendly chat, of course.

Too crazy to ever happen?

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (AMIL/)

249 I wish during the 1st debate that Trump had gone over and punched Chris Wall-ass when his starting question regarding the manufactured white supremacy bullchit was brought up.

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (uN4KS)

250 Quick! Everyone respond to the idiot socking Fen! Quote the whole thing! Show us if you've got that 9th grade insult wit still intact!! Don't let us down!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (OTzUX)

251 Should I desock?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

252 Naaaahh

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

253 Trump never held any sort of memorial for the 400,000+ Americans that have died from Covid on his watch. He's a complete and utter cunt.
Posted by: Mary at January 19, 2021 08:14 PM (XZdzs)

Did Obama have one for the swine flu victims, did Cuomo?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (Xih1H)

254 Got an e-mail from Ronna McDaniel wanting a donation for the RNC. I politely told her to go pound sand as she was never getting another dime. And why. Probably won't stop the requests and keep sending the same reply until they stop.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (VNmG1)

255 Asshole socking Fen. Please, multi ban.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (ab0zp)

256 It is above my pay grade to fight Satan directly

Well, to vehemently renounce him is a great start. I'm not a Biblical scholar but my understanding is that it really pisses him off.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (W4eKo)

257 252 Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:31 PM (OTzUX)

NetCop

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (Lzpvj)

258 Move all of the stocks in your 401k to government bonds (I know; sounds counter-intuitive)
Posted by: SnakePlizzken


Nah, it doesn't sound counter intuitive. It merely screams "I know absolutely nothing about finance".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (cCxiu)

259 I did not post this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (VP4Cd)

I should have known that--I had a WTH, Fen? moment.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

260 139

Badgers are large angry psychotic weasels on meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:11 PM (Of6RS)

***********

So someone is planning on releasing about 500 of them into the Beltway soon?

I'd laugh, and not feel guilty about it, if this were to happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2021 08:32 PM (xxG/v)

261 You know the most disappointing thing about this moment? For 20 years people have been saying to Republican politicians, hey do this relatively easy thing now that the media won't like to stop a worst thing tomorrow.

And every time the answer was "not the hill to die on".

Well, America dies tomorrow. Not going out in some blaze of glory, but overdosed on fear and ignorance, wallowing in the gutter.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:33 PM (qlFIA)

262 would have been nice if your genius could have been applied to doing something other than waiting around

I defer to your quick, effective, and decisive action and leadership. If only all of us could be as much of Captain America saving us all like you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

263 Nice, QDP!

I might draw an IOU with One Million FUs from Red State Bank. Ha!

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

264 259: Nah, it doesn't sound counter intuitive. It merely screams "I know absolutely nothing about finance".

Point proven! thanks ;-)

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (qPMuh)

265 Watching Blazing Saddles and waiting to win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (GisQ4)

266 I completely believe that Trump was told if he tries to fight, maybe one or more of his kids won't see retirement age.

If they can openly steal an election, they are certainly capable of death threats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

267 Right, they "won." What do they have to gain by coming around and being jerks?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

As my dad used to say (in sports, usually), "Act like you've been there before."

No sportsmanship at all in these clowns. Guess they will keep on until somebody smashes their smiles down their throats. Same as on the playground, where they mostly still are mentally.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (okGHj)

268 HP, go for it!
Share a pic of your check with us (with all sensitive info redacted, of course) before you do!
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)

269 I got an email from Kevin McCarthy begging for money this morning.

I'll leave it to your imaginations my response.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (reRSn)

270 If (big if) Abbott took action for Texas, US Special Operations Command would be ordered to arrest him and take him to the new dungeon below Nanzi Pelosi's house at her wine estate. For a friendly chat, of course.

Too crazy to ever happen?


I was wondering where the former US's Lubyanka will be located, or will there likely be many, like Federal Reserve districts?

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (BnRw7)

271 BREAKING: Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (X5CsJ)

272 262 Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:33 PM (qlFIA)

The GOP decided to out monkey f*cking the football the democrats for 2 decades....

not once did they ever run on until Trump in 2016....

"hey gang let's stop making sweet sweet love to sports equipment"....

Using the GOP to stop communists is a lot like using a devastator 5000 to ensure continued virginity.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (Lzpvj)

273 I defer to your quick, effective, and decisive action and leadership. If only all of us could be as much of Captain America saving us all like you are.
Posted by: Christopher R


The thing is is even if you are not Captain America, the sadsack, bedwetting, eyore is not the most useful way to go into the new admin.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (4Jold)

274 *Cough cough*

Posted by: 100 million victims of Kamunism at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (uN4KS)

275 Good luck, Anna! Remember your HQ family!

*paw out for alms*

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

276 I'll leave it to your imaginations my response.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (reRSn)

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You called him a motherfuckinghamsterfucker, didn't you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

277 272 BREAKING: Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (X5CsJ)


Terrific news! Now Durham can really get to work.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (AMIL/)

278 Jane, here's hoping you went the 'here's some used toilet paper' route. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

279 "The calls and begging letters are already coming in. I've been very curt in my replies."

I've started leading them on, and then subtlety messing with them when they think they've got a live one they can't give up on, then getting gradually more and more outrageous until they finally crack.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (l3+k2)

280 The thing is is even if you are not Captain America, the sadsack, bedwetting, eyore is not the most useful way to go into the new admin.

So what you're saying is that you aren't leading the way with a huge flag showing us all how its done?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

281 Got an e-mail from Ronna McDaniel wanting a donation for the RNC. I
politely told her to go pound sand as she was never getting another
dime. And why. Probably won't stop the requests and keep sending the
same reply until they stop.


Hey buddy, send her over here to me.

Posted by: Spam Folder at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (cCxiu)

282 BREAKING: Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.
Posted by: S


before being immediately reclassified

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (4Jold)

283 Dude.... We need to go to the Waffen House or Internation House of Klancakes tommirow for breakfast.
Posted by: fixerupper


Minimomee!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (shN6a)

284 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

285 We are all gray men and gray women in gray boxes now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

286 Terrific news! Now Durham can really get to work.

I thought Durham's job was to destroy all of the evidence.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (puYin)

287 You called him a motherfuckinghamsterfucker, didn't you?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)


No. I'm not twelve.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (reRSn)

288 Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (X5CsJ)

Who will release them? If they're held by the FBI, will it even matter?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (OX9vb)

289 Watching Blazing Saddles and waiting to win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (GisQ4)

Sorry your out of luck, that jackpot has my name on it. Or was the a letter from the IRS that has my name on it? Oh well, I guess we'll find out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (85Gof)

290 I predict the Clintons will be the first to be taken out in a party purge.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (lgiXo)

291 Do GOP groups also do phone solicitation for money?

If so, I'd love if some of you recorded your conversations and shared them here. Bet they're fantastic. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

292 271
I was wondering where the former US's Lubyanka will be located, or will there likely be many, like Federal Reserve districts?
Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:34 PM (BnRw7)


Where Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (s2VJv)

293 Apparently the FBI's redactions were left intact.

Kind of appropriate that Trump's last hours in office would see a big reminder of the massive, historically unprecedented corruption of federal power that was used against him - with impunity.

Hey Barr - how you feeling about "restoring DOJ's reputation"?

No need to ask the FBI (spit).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (OTzUX)

294 NGU yes we will

May the best Moron win it tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (GisQ4)

295 You called him a motherfuckinghamsterfucker, didn't you?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)


No. I'm not twelve.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (reRSn)

I act like a 12 year old and am damn proud of it. Can I be of any help

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (85Gof)

296 BREAKING: Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2021 08:35 PM (X5CsJ)

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What are things that would've been helpful two years ago, Alex.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (kTF2Z)

297 Seeing Turdle being chased by a rabid badger or two would make my day.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2021 08:39 PM (xxG/v)

298 Hmm let see. Does Uncle Joe: (FNM version)

1. Have big stroke and die? 2. have a survivable stroke and the 25th amendment is used to make Harris Preezy? 3. Have a very small stroke but decides he can't handle the strain and resigns?

The 2nd set of Bingo squares combinations is:

Within 1 month? within 2 months? etc.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2021 08:39 PM (Aashi)

299 297
What are things that would've been helpful two years ago, Alex.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (kTF2Z)


You're going to have to speak a lot louder for Alex to hear you.

Sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2021 08:39 PM (s2VJv)

300 So what you're saying is that you aren't leading the way with a huge flag showing us all how its done?
Posted by: Christopher R



that is the retards interpretation of that sentence, the more thoughtful would be sit down, stfu, bide your time and see how things go.

but that is not as attractive to those that need to say things.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:39 PM (4Jold)

301 Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Okay, I'm stupid and will freely admit it. I don't see the utility nor the impact in it, at this juncture. Hell yes, I want to see the filth exposed but frankly don't expect much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (W4eKo)

302 thx for the Latin, tcn, probly gonna get a lotta use from here on out ...
pray, drink heavily ... just like alla the Bridgeport Irish I've known over the years ... lol ... whodathunkit, amirite ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (pmEbq)

303 Dear GOP,

Thank you for your fundraising letter of January 10th. Alas, I am unable to send you any money. I already gave it all to a prince in Nigeria who has promised to share with me his entire $10 gigatronillion fortune.

I can only handle one crazy obvious grifter a month, and you're not it this time.

Signed,

Your Humble Deplorable

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

304 So, Trump didn't pardon Assange because the Turtle threatened him??

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (reRSn)

305 299 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2021 08:39 PM (Aashi)

If Kamala Toe is smart she will wait until 24 months and a day has passed and be the first modern President to serve 10 years legally.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (Lzpvj)

306 Hey Barr - how you feeling about "restoring DOJ's reputation"?

"Restore" assumes a former reputation worth having.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (DkFt0)

307 Hey Barr - how you feeling about "restoring DOJ's reputation"?
No need to ask the FBI (spit).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 08:38 PM (OTzUX)


In a sense, Barr did indeed reaffirm my existing assessment of the FBI's reputation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (87oRe)

308 No. I'm not twelve.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (reRSn)

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Oh, well pardon fucking me then. Carry on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

309 BREAKING: Trump formally declassifies Russia documents over objections of FBI

Officials said they expected the first materials to surface in public by midday Wednesday.
Posted by: SMOD

This from the main that works 22 hrs a day. Tomorrow may be interesting

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (twGU3)

310 Terrific news! Now Durham can really get to work.
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Sessions did all of the groundwork for those many of you here that don't know how complex investigations happen. You don't arrest people and they roll over. And now Barr will put them all away!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (ab0zp)

311 285 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

Color me skeptical. How would Tucker know this?

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2021 08:42 PM (WSGpY)

312 305 Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (reRSn)

Snowden and Assange hated the Clintons as much as Bush....

the GOP is either literally dumb enough to run interference for them or complicit in uniparty shenanigans and frippery to the point wikileaks would nuke the party worse than the WWF jobber status.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:42 PM (Lzpvj)

313 Something tells me that by the end of February, the GOP will have to make all their envelope-opening staff wear HAZMAT suits before they open the mail each day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

314 309 No. I'm not twelve.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (reRSn)

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Oh, well pardon fucking me then. Carry on.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Please don't take offense. I'm not alone in hating seeing that on nearly every thread.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (reRSn)

315 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Rodney Ewok at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (W4eKo)

316 main = man. I tried to delete the i. Thanks pixy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (twGU3)

317 And now Barr will put them all away!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 08:41 PM (ab0zp)


Canadian booze must be really great!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (87oRe)

318 If Kamala Toe is smart she will wait until 24 months and a day has passed and be the first modern President to serve 10 years legally.

LOL.

You just saw the former United States collapse into a lawless vassal to China in just a few days. There is no Constitution. There is only raw power.

I'm pretty damned sure that there isn't a Constitutional Amendment that provided sanction for a coup d'etat and fraudulent "elections".

"Presidents" will have power according to China's pleasure.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (csnU0)

319 Are you kidding? Tried to post about the obvious, and apparently the obvious can not be discussed on this site.
Who is running this site?

Posted by: SF jeff at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (kJqpv)

320 @272

Those documents, if they reveal anything of true significance, will never see the light of day, regardless of what Trump has declassified.

Or alteranttively....

Random General: Yes Mr. President, the troops are getting on the C5s out of Syria and Afghanistan as we speak.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (Conoj)

321 Hey Barr - how you feeling about "restoring DOJ's reputation"?
"Restore" assumes a former reputation worth having.
Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (DkFt0)

I don't think you can fully judge the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

322 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)

323 The GOP killed the golden goose. They better start looking for change in the couch cushions.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (YAhJK)

324 So, Trump didn't pardon Assange because the Turtle threatened him??


According to Tucker. Who knows what's true these days.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (+ya+t)

325 So. how does any particular govt employee, agency or techno fascist find out who you voted for? I assume that info is preserved somewhere but is super secret and protected from scrutiny by anybody. You know, like taxes, medical records or gun purchases.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (PTDkx)

326 People, let's not get into a gay slap fight.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

327 Color me skeptical. How would Tucker know this?

Agreed. Color me skeptical.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (W4eKo)

328 Well I was shocked Biden was kept propped up through the election and now inauguration. So I'm a horrible lay doctor, but I can't see him lasting another 24 months.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (Aashi)

329 319 Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (csnU0)

"smart" western Europe was convinced they were in "Rome" for hundreds of years after Rome was a joke getting by on intertia....

frankly I prefer the donks clingy and greedy it will disabuse people of the notion they are in control of their own destiny.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (Lzpvj)

330 I don't think Joey hairy legs last two years.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (twGU3)

331 Who is running this site?
Posted by: SF jeff at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (kJqpv)


I am. Now buzz off.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (oQ94s)

332 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2021 08:26 PM (okGHj)

tcn, can you give us heathens the Engrish version?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (87oRe)

333 ...as well

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (W4eKo)

334 I'm going to go read befor bed. Have a good night, horde.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (OX9vb)

335 I have a badger hair shaving brush

Posted by: DB- just DB: former American at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (iTXRQ)

336 GOP envelope-opening office, day of 2/17/2021:

9:03pm: Three employees exposed to weapons-grade anthrax

11:39am: Two employees die after a freshly torn-open envelope explodes

2:12pm: Envelope filled with explosive gas causes entire building to burn down

4:33pm: Last remaining staff runs away crying and quitting after being called filthy lying grifters for the 495th time that day

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

337 326 Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (PTDkx)

Pretty amazing that they cannot stand a trued vote but somehow know who everyone voted for.

Almost like we are caught in a doublebind Kafka trap.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)

338 So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (reRSn)

339 Please don't take offense. I'm not alone in hating seeing that on nearly every thread.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (reRSn)

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Then say that rather than coming back with an insult.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (kTF2Z)

340 Canadian booze must be really great!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:43 PM (87oRe)

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CC and soda was a thing back in my drinking days.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (Of6RS)

341 Something tells me that by the end of February, the GOP will have to make all their envelope-opening staff wear HAZMAT suits before they open the mail each day.

I heard that the GOP-e, in the hope of saving their brand has now offered to do free CoViD-1984 screening. Just send them a box load of stool.

I hope millions of vulnerable Americans, and the tens of thousands of "Americans" just days from streaming over the southern border will take advantage of their generosity and patriotism.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (anS4/)

342 Canadian booze must be really great!
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No, some pot I bought from an American selling it off of his yacht.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (ab0zp)

343 I'm gonna listen to The Donald's farewell speech now.

Sad.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

344 304 Dear GOP,

Thank you for your fundraising letter of January 10th. Alas, I am unable to send you any money. I already gave it all to a prince in Nigeria who has promised to share with me his entire $10 gigatronillion fortune.

I can only handle one crazy obvious grifter a month, and you're not it this time.

Signed,

Your Humble Deplorable
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)


I love this letter so much I'm going to steal it.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (TdMsT)

345 I'd better give up. I'm typing like a pigeon in a Skinner Box.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (W4eKo)

346 If Trump is going to pardon Assange, he's going to do it, no amount of pressure from GOPe dipshits is going to dissuade him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (Conoj)

347 Gloom, despair, agony oh my!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

348 It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine....

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

349 Yeah, so the media lies, everything is pointed to making us out to be evil anti-American terrorists just so they can force tyranny on all of us.

There wasn't a siege of the capitol. There were BLM and pAntifa fucks that were LET INTO the building, then actual Trump supporters followed and did NOTHING along the lines of destruction.

The whole thing is BULLSHIT. I SOOOO hate what the left has done to my country.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

350 I am trying out Brave and wondered if anyone can tell me how to turn off the Crypto and Bitcoin notifications.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now trying BRAVE browser! at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (/+bwe)

351
I hear that train a comin'
It's comin' 'round the bend
I haven't seen a Patriot
Since I don't know when

Well I shot a Trump supporter
Just to watch him die
And that train just keeps on rollin'
I laugh until I cry

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (sy5kK)

352 339 So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (reRSn)
--

Light reading, classical music, and absinthe.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

353 just gonna sayit, iffen I was PDT, I would have a G lined up with a flightplan for the fucken Emirates departing 1155 tomorrow and my whole fucken extended family on board, toot-fucken-sweet & ASAP; failure is SO not an option, amirite ?

this ain't no party; this ain't no disco ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (pmEbq)

354 Color me skeptical. How would Tucker know this?
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Agreed. Color me skeptical.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (W4eKo)

Hey, that's MY favorite color!

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Alzheimer Joe at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (oQ94s)

355 So I'm a horrible lay doctor, but I can't see him lasting another 24 months.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2021 08:45 PM (Aashi)


Animatronic Biden--you'll never be able to tell the difference!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (87oRe)

356 Oh, well pardon fucking me then. Carry on.Posted by Duke Lowell.

Pardon approved. It's a pardon extravaganza up in here. No Deplorable too deplorable, No crime too criminal, if it pisses off the Deep State you get a bonus pardon for the person of your choosing.

Posted by: President Trumps Auto Pen at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (cCxiu)

357 Ladyl, go for it :-)

Jane, I have to work at my Ubereats job all day tomorrow to avoid my Trump-hating, argumentative and rage-stroking, freshly lefty-brainwashed sister. :-P
I shared about this earlier today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)

358 So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?

The Republic was dead back in March when they declared martial law CoViD-19.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (csnU0)

359 I will be working all day, Jane.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (twGU3)

360 So I turn on my laptop to access the HQ, and what does Der Sturmer newsfeed have as a lead story? Stinkfinger leads national mourning for the "400,000" [sic] Kung Flu deaths in the US.

Goebbels weeps.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)

361 jeez, for year after year we heard "This isn't the hill to die on" and we ran out of hills.

To the Dems, every hill is the hill to die on.

I remember seeing videos of training people got when they sat at lunch counters in defiance of "white only" sections. They had sessions of people blowing smoke in their faces, spilling water on them, and yelling at them and calling them names....so they could learn how to not react.

We need the opposite. We're nice people. We need to learn to yell at strangers in restaurants, and be loud and rude, to speak up loud in meetings....

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (USW1s)

362 Democrat Friend from Pennsylvania today: I am having regrets about voting for Biden. I don't like why I am hearing so far and even I didn't like our Health secretary. But I got lost in Trump hate.

Me: "kill your self so you can never vote again".

To subtle?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)

363 FOX News Did Not Air President Trump
Farewell Speech Live and in Full Only Newsmax and OANN Carried it Live

fuck faux

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (85Gof)

364 Then say that rather than coming back with an insult.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM


Duke, love you. Didn't mean it to come across that way. Haven't been around much because I'm facing a difficult time. Peace out.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (reRSn)

365 >>> 285 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

>>> 347 If Trump is going to pardon Assange, he's going to do it, no amount of pressure from GOPe dipshits is going to dissuade him.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (Conoj)

The problem with threats of "if you do THIS we'll do THAT" is that they've been shrieking about how they're going to do THAT (and that, and that, and that...) for the past four years, so why would anyone believe they *wouldn't* do THAT, no matter what?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (TK8Ry)

366 361 So I turn on my laptop to access the HQ, and what does Der Sturmer newsfeed have as a lead story? Stinkfinger leads national mourning for the "400,000" [sic] Kung Flu deaths in the US.

Goebbels weeps.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)

And thanks them for their vote.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (Ti1eN)

367 359 Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (csnU0)

The GOP rolled over when the left allowed Mardi Gras and the Chinese Lunar New Year while simultaneously pretending it was the bubonic plague uncommented on.

I am finally free of them, they are either mentally retarded or traitors there is no door 3.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (Lzpvj)

368 Remember the Harrison Deal car crash? The Loeffler/Kemp staffer? And they were looking into irregularities with the vote right before it all happened. I think that was sent as a message to all sorts of officials. So, yeah, they have no problems killing people.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (JKNZq)

369 Marcus, Dems can vote forever, even after they're dead!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

370 I don't think you can fully judge the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long standing tradition of existence to its' members and to the community at large.
Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (R/m4+)

+1

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (4I/2K)

371 just gonna sayit, iffen I was PDT, I would have a G lined up with a flightplan for the fucken Emirates departing 1155 tomorrow and my whole fucken extended family on board, toot-fucken-sweet & ASAP; failure is SO not an option, amirite ?

On flight tracker, I have Trump's personal 757's tail number on alert for when it exits, for the final time, USSA airspace.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:50 PM (eK2Ct)

372 Me: "kill your self so you can never vote again".

To subtle?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)

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Pure poetry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (kTF2Z)

373 I beckoned, and you forsake me.

Posted by: The Hill to Die On at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (W4eKo)

374 Another question: I just opened that playlist of classical music but it won't play. Or is it not a real playlist?

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now trying BRAVE browser! at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (/+bwe)

375 Biden's HHS Secretary gives me the creeps every time I look at it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (NpAcC)

376 The Republic was dead back in March when they declared martial law CoViD-19.
Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (csnU0)


Bingo!

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (8k7U7)

377 am trying out Brave and wondered if anyone can tell me how to turn off the Crypto and Bitcoin notifications.

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Its in settings.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (Of6RS)

378 I can apply to be a Benedictine monk, right?

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (nUhF0)

379 363 Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)

Dear fuckwit in the Keystone State:

Hope your hatred of Trump keeps you warm when Shale is outlawed and PA goes broke.

Love,
Dissident Prisoner 10077

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (Lzpvj)

380 Me: "kill your self so you can never vote again".

To subtle?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)


Bad advice. Dead people only vote democrat forever and ever.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (ofYez)

381 Love you too, Jane. For some reason we all seem to be on edge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (kTF2Z)

382 353 339 So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (reRSn)
--

Light reading, classical music, and absinthe.
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


Tomorrow I'm having lunch with Shibumi then attending my handgun class.

I can't think of a better way to spend tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

383 personal 757, shouldaknownit ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (pmEbq)

384
Me: "kill your self so you can never vote again".

To subtle?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)


A simple "Yeah, thanks asshole" would probably suffice, but I admire your tenacity.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Then say that rather than coming back with an insult.

That shit isn't helping a single thing in here Duke. Jane is good people.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (+ya+t)

386 >>> 381 Me: "kill your self so you can never vote again".

To subtle?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (AaJxI)

Bad advice. Dead people only vote democrat forever and ever.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (ofYez)

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2021 08:53 PM (TK8Ry)

387 You know, one of the the sad things about the past four plus years is, Trump was so ripe for good ol' fashioned impersonation, gentle or otherwise.

But there are essentially no comedians capable of doing so without being assholes about it, and therefore, not funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 08:53 PM (oQ94s)

388 So I turn on my laptop to access the HQ, and what does Der Sturmer newsfeed have as a lead story? Stinkfinger leads national mourning for the "400,000" [sic] Kung Flu deaths in the US.

While they are planning the "ethnic cleansing" of 80 million Trump supporters.

yeah, demons don't mourn anything, they rejoice in death and misery.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:53 PM (GNGbH)

389 382 Love you too, Jane. For some reason we all seem to be on edge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM


Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:53 PM (reRSn)

390 369... I am convinced Scalia was murdered.
I wouldn't be surprised if Nancy Pelosi gave all the members of the Supreme Court pillows with their names embroidered on them.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 08:53 PM (USW1s)

391 363 maybe too subtle, Eabod is my go to reply

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 08:54 PM (ONvIw)

392 Then say that rather than coming back with an insult.

That shit isn't helping a single thing in here Duke. Jane is good people.
Posted by: dartist



the are doing juts fine without you

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:54 PM (4Jold)

393 376 Biden's HHS Secretary gives me the creeps every time I look at it.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (NpAcC


Just wait till it makes every bathroom gender free, makes every sports team gender free and passes laws making it illegal to turn down a date from a transatlantic person.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 08:54 PM (f/z+J)

394 >>> 383
.....
Tomorrow I'm having lunch with Shibumi then attending my handgun class.

I can't think of a better way to spend tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

*jealous*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2021 08:54 PM (TK8Ry)

395 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh"

I'm just thinking of the inauguration of the meat puppet as yet another grim milestone.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 08:54 PM (PTDkx)

396 Tomorrow I'm having lunch with Shibumi then attending my handgun class.

I can't think of a better way to spend tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
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Good for you! Give her my love. She feels kind of adrift with the tsunami of bullshit going on.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

397 These fucking assholes having regrets now? Really? How the fuck could they believe Biden was going to be a moderate?

Fraud didn't kill the country. Willful ignorance did.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:55 PM (AaJxI)

398 Biden's HHS Secretary gives me the creeps every time I look at it.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 08:51 PM (NpAcC)



https://youtu.be/JUwYZUFzs7g

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

399 24 Biden, at first cabinet meeting.... "hey, fat... does this look infected to you?"
_____________

Nuclear codes transferred to Harris.

This does NOT make me feel better!
Existential Dread Continues.

Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (VbSEO)

400 {{{Helena Handbasket}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (TdMsT)

401 369 The IC?;Garden variety donks could not rig something like that

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (ONvIw)

402 The left and especially never trumpers whined tht they spent all their energy on Trump tweets. And we needed Biden because that was so exhausting. And we need to get back to normal where presidents dont tweet up a storm.

Did none of these fucks ever consider that maybe if they didnt follow the twattters 24/7 they wouldnt be so fucking exhausted?

Jeff Flake wrote some oped where he is in July 2021 and life is so great because he no longer has to worry about what Trump may say every morning. This is why it all came down to. It was too much work keeping up with Trump.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (8JW7/)

403 372. Trump is leaving tomorrow am on Air Force One. He is flying to Fla.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (0Qj1S)

404 398 Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:55 PM (AaJxI)

But the media said he was the calming influence during Ogabe, and hey he is from Scranton!

//Keystone Fuckwit

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)

405 the are doing juts fine without you


I see that now. Can you help me type faster?

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)

406 Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (reRSn)

Sleeping, recovering from my cold, reading the Bible, praying and some other devotional reading.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (VP4Cd)

407 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?"

Shopping for ammo. Then practicing with ammo. Then shopping for more ammo.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (l3+k2)

408 I have no plans for tomorrow because retired.

I am going to ignore the events of the day, unless they include the submission of articles of impeachment for Biden.

That is an idea I can get behind.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (WSGpY)

409 Watching Blazing Saddles and waiting to win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma

#MeToo !

'Cept I'm watching Support Your Local Gunfighter.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (arJlL)

410
Good for you! Give her my love. She feels kind of adrift with the tsunami of bullshit going on.
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)


I will do so!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (TdMsT)

411 The Secret Service will still be much busier with PDT that sundown...I mean how many Secret Service Agents do you need to guard a man who hides in the basement and calls a lid at 11 AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (85Gof)

412 another grim milestone, indeed.

as someone up above observed, everyone seems on edge tonight for some reason ...

g'night, one and all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (pmEbq)

413 Just wait till it makes every bathroom gender free,

Considering the influx of third worlders, who needs a bathroom when the streets and sidewalks are right there?

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (YgmCC)

414 fuck faux
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (85Gof)

Faux rhymes with dough.

I'm sure there's more creative insults out there rather than borrowing from retarded Dems.

Posted by: Sjg at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (gDSJf)

415 Who is the bestest doggeh ever?

Posted by: Justasheep at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (OlgIj)

416 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh""

The local Gun range is having a half off the regular hourly rate day. Also I have it on good word a nice ammo shipment is coming in.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (AaJxI)

417 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)
~~~~~

Prosecute him for what?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (sGotD)

418 the are doing juts fine without you


I see that now. Can you help me type faster?
Posted by: d


why ? everybody here is an adult the should sort themselves out. fuck it out, fight it out, whatevs, nobody needs to get involved.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (4Jold)

419 Of all the Januaries I could've picked to have a dry month...

Posted by: PabloD is in no mood to play nice at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (/Otlk)

420 418 Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (sGotD)

empowering people to tell the truth about the ruling class....

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (Lzpvj)

421 408 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?"

Shopping for ammo. Then practicing with ammo. Then shopping for more ammo.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (l3+k2)


I went to buy ammo this morning and they would only sell me one box of 50.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (TdMsT)

422 "247 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:27 PM (Cr/Cj)

I did not post this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:30 PM (VP4Cd)"

I got banned once for socking a regular. Never did it again.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (2BZBZ)

423 Shopping for ammo. Then practicing with ammo. Then shopping for more ammo.Posted by: davidt


Ah, a kindred spirit. Replace ammo with fruitless search for primers and powders and you got my tomorrows to do list.

Posted by: President Trumps Auto Pen at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (cCxiu)

424 Trying to get in the mindset of hosting our annual oyster roast this weekend. I can barely walk on the ankle I had surgery on last June, and will have to have surgery next month to remove the plate and screws.

Just want to get it all over with.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (reRSn)

425 So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 19, 2021 08:47 PM (reRSn)


I'm working from 2-10. Since I don't watch TV 'news" or read the local rag, I should be insulated from the profanation of the oath of office. I'm going to try to work on my book. And try to stay the F away from here for the day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (2JVJo)

426 225 LOL, the Biden administration will lead with "science and truth."

The National Gaslighting will begin immediately at 1pm on Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

427 I'm listening to Verdi's Requiem now. Appropriate, I think.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (2RBkF)

428 No practice for me. Saving my ammo for the war.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (2BZBZ)

429 Sleeping, recovering from my cold, reading the Bible, praying and some other devotional reading.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 08:56 PM (VP4Cd


Can't express enough how turning to Jesus and handing over your anxiety and worry to Him brings a peaceful mind.

His kingdom isn't America and frankly, should be everyone's first worry.

We are all lambs sent out among the wolves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (f/z+J)

430 Someone tell the Paki cops that you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Hamster wheel logo at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (n/szn)

431 Pardon approved. It's a pardon extravaganza up in here. No Deplorable too deplorable, No crime too criminal, if it pisses off the Deep State you get a bonus pardon for the person of your choosing.
Posted by: President Trumps Auto Pen


Joe Exotic thinks he's getting one. There's been a limo sitting outside FMC in Ft. Worth all day.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (shN6a)

432 hope you bought it, Ladyl !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (pmEbq)

433 394 Xavier Bacerra is Bidens pick for HHS. John Goodman in drag is the assistant. Bacerra gets to sit across from that at meetings every day. LoL.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (0Qj1S)

434 Josh Hawley said he would delay the confirmation of Biden's DHS pick Alejandro Mayorkas because he has not adequately explained how he will enforce federal law and secure the southern border given Biden's promise to roll back major enforcement and security measures.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (NpAcC)

435 Ya know the ironic thing: PDT came into office with not real fixed right wing views. He was forced to ther right by the immediate anc vicsous attacks on him from the left. If they had reached out to work with him, he would have. They would have gotten more from him than they ever could have expected and we all would have been mad.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (85Gof)

436 When I win Mega Millions tonight I am inviting you all over for drinks and a good Italian meal. We are also inviting a troll, who, once inebriated, we will torture to the edge of death, light on fire, google as he screams, put the flames out, roll
I'm murder plastic while still alive, then bury on the woods while singing songs of joy.

Yes, I've thought this through.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (AaJxI)

437 I went to buy ammo this morning and they would only sell me one box of 50. Posted by Ladyl

There's a reason why they named that sporting goods chain "Dicks"

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (cCxiu)

438 Prosecute him for what?


Didn't say unless I missed it. Some bullshit charge would be a good bet if it's true.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

439 How does she get up and chase you?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2021 08:12 PM (qlFIA)

Well she could shoot you from a prone position. Probably better than if she was tottering on roller skates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (mzC78)

440 Helena Handbasket, you got mail

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (YAhJK)

441 Watching Blazing Saddles and waiting to win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma

#MeToo !

'Cept I'm watching Support Your Local Gunfighter.
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (arJlL)

Same here. Except I'm watching X-Files... and I don't play the lottery.

Just started season 1. Two things: 1. Young Gillian Anderson was worthy it. Whatever "it" is.

And B. Add this one to the growing list of movies/shows that have become a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (oQ94s)

442 433 hope you bought it, Ladyl !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (pmEbq)


Oh hell yes.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

443 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?"

==

I have werk at my pt job - gonna wear black and a crucifix

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (nUhF0)

444 I went to buy ammo this morning and they would only sell me one box of 50.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (TdMsT)

iirc, you got a 380. That caliber is scarce. Buy some whenever you see it.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (l3+k2)

445 Fenelon, what passages do you suggest for reading tomorrow?

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

446 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow? Drinking? Heroin shots to the eyeballs?

As those in the German Confessing Church during the Nazi Regime said "If I knew the world would end tomorrow, I would still plant an apple tree today".

My work will still continue on. Its in God's Hands. Blame Him.

Posted by: Observer at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (4+UdL)

447 Kamala finally resigned her Senate seat today.

And after AZ, it's Fix News!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (ab0zp)

448 Note found at FB.
I wanted to get everyone's reactions:

"Sorry but gotta say it: Trump completely failed. We're now stuck with a destroyed GOP and China flying over our heads like vultures."
Posted by: qdpsteve

Where would we be now if Hillary Clinton had won in 2016?
Basically, Trump forestalled what is now happening, because this would have been the outcome if Hillary had been elected. Except, Hillary is more malevolent than that dunce Biden, although he is plenty malevolent and corrupt.
And, we would have likely still been fooled that the "GOP" is going to help us "stop the madness".
We've been cured of that, at least.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

449 MarcusT, sounds like fun! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

450 Those Paki cops need to skate fast if they're going to outrun the VBIED's and AK toting assholes you usually see in places like Peshawar.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (AaJxI)

451 Oh great. Allstate has some ad they're playing on every break on American Pickers, that has a song by Edith Piaf. Edith Piaf makes me want to bomb the Arc d'Triomphe and the Eiffel Tower. Her voice is like audio Hell, and the disgusting French language makes it even worse. I've been allergic to her since I was a little boy. I think I'll have to avoid Pickers til it's gone or I'll rip my own ears off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (Bvn1K)

452 50 Greatest westerns did not have "Support Your Local Sheriff".

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (2BZBZ)

453 good !

I can sleep peacefully !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (pmEbq)

454 I love the tail wag of the dog while he's chowing down the family's dinner.."Oh, hi!!!"

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (USW1s)

455 408 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?"

Shopping for ammo. Then practicing with ammo. Then shopping for more ammo.

Bought an AK today, thanks to a tip from Bonhomme (Richard?) in an earlier thread. Tomorrow will continue the search for Ammo.

Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (VbSEO)

456 why are you going to fb?
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 08:15 PM (4Jold)

because the line was busy at Quora?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (mzC78)

457 If I win the lottery tonight, my 9 AM patient is gonna wonder why the Office is shit tight with the lights out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (85Gof)

458 Yud, I've read Piaf was one of those people who was only happy when she was sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

459

Can't express enough how turning to Jesus and handing over your anxiety and worry to Him brings a peaceful mind.

His kingdom isn't America and frankly, should be everyone's first worry.

We are all lambs sent out among the wolves.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (f/z+J)



So much THIS...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

460 1406 days until the election....hopefully

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (YboWf)

461 No practice for me. Saving my ammo for the war.
Posted by: JAS


Only thing I'm shooting is .22 cal pellets. RWS rifle.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (shN6a)

462 because the line was busy at Quora?
Posted by: A



Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (4Jold)

463 iirc, you got a 380. That caliber is scarce. Buy some whenever you see it.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (l3+k2


Don't even have a .380 but I have the ammo On hand. My thinking was, in the zombie apocalypse, I'd share it with the ettes and maybe get a peck on the cheek for my forethought.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (f/z+J)

464 I went to buy ammo this morning and they would only sell me one box of 50.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (TdMsT)


Should have told the clerk you know Weasel.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

465 Prosecute him for what?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 08:57 PM (sGotD)


Ummm.... for being Trump. Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (oQ94s)

466 friends-
we are about to enter some very dark times. My advice- and take it for what its worth:

1. Get physically healthy. Eat good, wholesome food. Work out. A great book to help you get inspired is "Natural Born Heroes." Goes into nutrition, heroics, and being your best.
2. Get mentally healthy: declutter your home, meditate, deal with those demons.
3. Get spiritually healthy. Find God. Or allow Him to find you. And if religion isn't your thang, read some some of the great philosophers writings on morality and ethics. Brush up on it to remind yourself that there is a right and wrong because you are about to be told, MADE to believe, that there isn't.

We're going to need everyone at their best. Your family will need you to be all you can be. Now's the time. Use the calm before the storm to get shit squared away.

Back to my kimchi and rice.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (1FAXz)

467 Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (AaJxI)

---------

That was disturbingly..... specific.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (Of6RS)

468 "We need the opposite. We're nice people. We need to learn to yell at strangers in restaurants, and be loud and rude, to speak up loud in meetings....
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 08:49 PM (USW1s)"

Yeah that opportunity sailed several hills back.

The only thing yelling at people now is going to accomplish is the man rolling in and beating you prior to stuffing you in a cell.

The next couple of years are going to be a long slog of decent people struggling to deal with normalcy bias. We are in the "commies seizing the TV and radio stations" stage of the transition to a banana republic.

I applaud those who have taken the plunge and armed themselves for the first time, but if you're looking for ammo right now and didn't already have enough, you are way behind the curve.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (EEVQU)

469 AOP and C5: Nyaah nyaah nyaah!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

470 461 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (YboWf)

The democrat will win by 400 million votes....

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (Lzpvj)

471 And Dietrich Bonnhoeffer said "I have never known a prayerful man to be a coward."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (2BZBZ)

472 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

Well maybe she was expressing her existential agony with her horrible "songs."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (Bvn1K)

473 "That was disturbingly..... specific.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (Of6RS)"

It's BYOS.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (AaJxI)

474 I'm a horrible lay doctor, but I...
Posted by: PaleRider


Saved by punctuation.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2021 09:04 PM (AytXr)

475 And, we would have likely still been fooled that the "GOP" is going to help us "stop the madness".
We've been cured of that, at least.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM (ZCiJZ)


My message to the GOP: not another nickel; not another vote.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT)

476 Ace's final post of the Trump era? I've got the sadz

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (mZUr4)

477 I went to buy ammo this morning and they would only sell me one box of 50.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM

===

iirc, you got a 380. That caliber is scarce. Buy some whenever you see it.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:01 PM


IIRC, it was a G43x, and therefore is Parabellum, not Kurz.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

478 Yud, agreed.
Still the ad is a little funny. I've left things on the roof of my car before and didn't realize they were still there 'til I was moving.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

479 why ? everybody here is an adult the should sort themselves out. fuck
it out, fight it out, whatevs, nobody needs to get involved.


Because I don't like to see anyone messing with the ladies in here, that's all. Don't be a dick when everyone is edgy.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (+ya+t)

480 I am sick of hearing about the "horrific assault on our capital", even by Trump. It was lame vandalism by Antifa thugs, and sightseeing with a pinch of larceny by some boisterous patriots.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

481 Didn't say unless I missed it. Some bullshit charge would be a good bet if it's true.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)
~~~~~

I'm sure you're right about that.

Mitch is one back-stabbing ba$tard.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (sGotD)

482 One of life's simple pleasures: To be petting the cat, and have him react to one of my farts like he thinks there's an intruder coming in the back door.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (oQ94s)

483 My message to the GOP: not another nickel; not another vote.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (TdMsT

Needs an acronym.

NANNAV

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (f/z+J)

484 Has this been discussed?

I think one of the best things Trump can still do is pardon all activities on 1/6 short of physical violence.

Just pardon everyone who was at the protest, or may have entered. Do not pardon anyone who assaulted a cop, or the people who broke the windows (since everyone knows they were pro-fa infiltrators anyway.)

This at least takes away the FBI's excuse for investigating all Trump supporters. I saw a post elsewhere by a guy who got a visit because he planned on going (but never went.) jeeze, they sure do know how to waste time if that is true.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2021 09:07 PM (LWu6U)

485 "Tomorrow will continue the search for Ammo.
Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at January 19, 2021 09:02 PM (VbSEO)"

Save time and gas; use Ammoseek, Gundeals, the gun deals subreddit, and some good old search engine elbow grease with boolean terms for "in stock" to find mail order deals and buy by the case.

If you have no, or almost no, ammo for that new rifle now, make sure you have a full case that you don't bust open for anything short of a shooting war.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 19, 2021 09:07 PM (EEVQU)

486 AlaBAMA, how about just NANOV?
(Never Another Nickle Or Vote)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

487 why ? everybody here is an adult the should sort themselves out. fuck
it out, fight it out, whatevs, nobody needs to get involved.


Because I don't like to see anyone messing with the ladies in here, that's all. Don't be a dick when everyone is edgy.
Posted by: d



when were you made thread sheriff?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 09:07 PM (4Jold)

488 Of all the Januaries I could've picked to have a dry month...
Posted by: PabloD is in no mood to play nice at January 19, 2021 08:58 PM (/Otlk)


Deny them your essence.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)

489 479. Mr Jen loved the young girl looking out the window at the jello mold riding on the roof with the WTF expression on her face. Thinks she should get an acting award.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (0Qj1S)

490 I have the gun essentials class tomorrow. I've been trying to decide on whether I should take my revolver or use a gun they provide. Might be nice to shoot something else, since I'm considering getting another gun.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (JKNZq)

491 Jane, wish my nephew Happy Birthday for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (YAhJK)

492 1. Get physically healthy. Eat good, wholesome food. Work out. A great book to help you get inspired is "Natural Born Heroes." Goes into nutrition, heroics, and being your best.

---

Mostly eliminated carbs from my diet. Going LCHF and am down almost 30 pounds since August.

Spend the day drinking hot tea with heavy cream and don't even feel hungry now. Call it my steak and Caesar salad diet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (YboWf)

493 Oh great. Allstate has some ad they're playing on every break on American Pickers, that has a song by Edith Piaf.

"Non Regrette Rien." Junk.

And I don't know why, but French singers have a vibrato like the whirring of a Fokker D-VIII propeller.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (2JVJo)

494 477 Ace's final post of the Trump First Term?
FIFY

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (J50p0)

495 482 Didn't say unless I missed it. Some bullshit charge would be a good bet if it's true.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)
----------------
Probably he'll deliver 17 Rs for impeachment.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (xqRaG)

496 It's not the death of the Republic.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (PisyI)

497 488 AlaBAMA, how about just NANOV?
(Never Another Nickle Or Vote)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

I like it. Simplifies it.

Everyone reply to the Republican fund raising emails with NANOV.

Let them google it and come here to read what we really think of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (f/z+J)

498 Dustin Pedroia is retiring. I mean he has been retired for a few years now in reality, but he was a gammer even if he was a Red Sox.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (85Gof)

499 There's a new Cher Iff in town.

Posted by: Cher Iff at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (DMUuz)

500 Joe Exotic thinks he's getting one. There's been a limo sitting outside FMC in Ft. Worth all day. Posted by: rickb223


I should give one to Terry Nichols to show some love for the FBI.

Posted by: President Trumps Auto Pen at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (cCxiu)

501 The Lincoln Project's Steve Schmidt says of Trump
Republicans, "Their shame will last forever," "because we will write their history."

https://tinyurl.com/y3l5w53v

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

502 "467 friends-
we are about to enter some very dark times. My advice- and take it for what its worth:
1. Get physically healthy. Eat good, wholesome food. Work out. A great book to help you get inspired is "Natural Born Heroes." Goes into nutrition, heroics, and being your best.
2. Get mentally healthy: declutter your home, meditate, deal with those demons.
3. Get spiritually healthy. Find God. Or allow Him to find you. And if religion isn't your thang, read some some of the great philosophers writings on morality and ethics. Brush up on it to remind yourself that there is a right and wrong because you are about to be told, MADE to believe, that there isn't.
We're going to need everyone at their best. Your family will need you to be all you can be. Now's the time. Use the calm before the storm to get shit squared away.
Back to my kimchi and rice.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (1FAXz) "

this ... oh so many times this ...
long dark winter is coming, dig in for the long haul ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (pmEbq)

503 My message to the GOP: not another nickel; not another vote.

---

in the end, the party is owned by those who fund it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (YboWf)

504 PBS Frontline crap tonight, "President Biden: How crisis and tragedy prepared Joe Biden to become America's next president, including the moments that shaped him and what they might reveal about how he will govern."
Will Lyman, whoever the fuck he is.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (ab0zp)

505 Around 10AM tomorrow would be a great time for China to invade Taiwan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (85Gof)

506 408 "So, how does everyone plan on ignoring the death of the Republic tomorrow?"


We need a symbol. I hate the upside down flag, but maybe one with a black stripe? Is there something like that we can use to symbolize our country in distress?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

507 477 Ace's final post of the Trump era? I've got the sadz
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2021 09:05 PM (mZUr4)

---

but the inauguration isn't until n...evermind

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (YboWf)

508 503 The Lincoln Project's Steve Schmidt says of Trump
Republicans, "Their shame will last forever," "because we will write their history."

https://tinyurl.com/y3l5w53v
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

As a historian: they wish.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (7PCMN)

509 503 Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

Steve should contemplate Bukharin's fate....

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (Lzpvj)

510 507 Around 10AM tomorrow would be a great time for China to invade Taiwan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (85Gof


GMTA. I was pondering when China would invade Taiwan and roll tanks into Tibet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (f/z+J)

511 when were you made thread sheriff?


Lol, dude please.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

512 @446

I recommend Ezekiel 25:17 - The Tarantino Translation.

https://tinyurl.com/y2zktxfg

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (Conoj)

513 wow, Hannity is laying into Bitch McC.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (USW1s)

514 Mostly eliminated carbs from my diet. Going LCHF and am down almost 30 pounds since August.

Spend the day drinking hot tea with heavy cream and don't even feel hungry now. Call it my steak and Caesar salad diet.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:08 PM (YboWf)

Buzz- I've been doing the IF for over a year now. don't eat breakfast so one less meal. I've been cheating more on the carbs (I do a low carb thing) but the carbs i've consumed are whole grain- such as the brown rice i had tonight. I'm very interested in the Cretan diet which was the genesis of the Mediterranean Diet study. Fascinating, and the book I cited goes into detail on it.
I'm not bullshitting when i tell the Horde to be their best- shit is gonna get real and you'll need all of your strength, wits and a bit of luck (as Trump said today) to get through this. And of course, with the help of the Big Man upstairs.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (1FAXz)

515 Upside down flag IS a distress signal...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (Bvn1K)

516 Nottafingah!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

517 You might take a look at Great Depression Cooking (on YouTube and there is a cookbook). I've read a bit about what folks cooked back then, but Clara was Italian. It was a bit different.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (JKNZq)

518 We're going to need everyone at their best. Your family will need you to be all you can be. Now's the time. Use the calm before the storm to get shit squared away.

Back to my kimchi and rice.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (1FAXz)


I agree wholeheartedly with this.

House is provisioned and organized; finances have been thoroughly reviewed and defensively positioned; car has been serviced, cleaned and gas tank topped off; gates to yard have new locks; flag removed and put in storage; ammo has been purchased to the extent that it has been available; Range instruction starts tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (TdMsT)

519 515 Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (USW1s)

Punch will hit Judy, and they will do it again next Friday at the pub.

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (Lzpvj)

520 507 Around 10AM tomorrow would be a great time for China to invade Taiwan
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Taiwan? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Main stream media - available again in classic flavor. at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (LWu6U)

521 Joe Exotic thinks he's getting one. There's been a limo sitting outside FMC in Ft. Worth all day.

Posted by: rickb223

F that guy in particular. If I was his judge, I'd drop him off in Kruger National Park, maybe 100 miles from anywhere, and say "here, if you can make it back to the US of A without being dinner for something here in the park, you'll have your freedom.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (oQ94s)

522 We need a symbol. I hate the upside down flag, but maybe one with a black stripe? Is there something like that we can use to symbolize our country in distress?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

Well I'll be in uniform tomorrow and my flag patch does face back, not for a Country in distress but for charging forward.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (85Gof)

523 519 You might take a look at Great Depression Cooking (on YouTube and there is a cookbook). I've read a bit about what folks cooked back then, but Clara was Italian. It was a bit different.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:12 PM (JKNZq)


Lots of red beans and cornbread. Hash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (f/z+J)

524 483 One of life's simple pleasures: To be petting the cat, and have him react to one of my farts like he thinks there's an intruder coming in the back door.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (oQ94s)

My parrot "parrots" a fart everynight at bedtime. Wonder where he got that.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (J50p0)

525 I feel asleep watching TV. God, I really am getting old. My daughter made fun of me

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:14 PM (nxdel)

526 Syphilis is a terrible disease, Schmidt. You should seek help.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:14 PM (YAhJK)

527 Josephine Baker sang with an annoying vibrato too. I assume that's why the French loved her.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 19, 2021 09:14 PM (0odaf)

528 but the inauguration isn't until n...evermind
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (YboWf)
~~~~~

I lol'd.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:14 PM (sGotD)

529 China will be swinging a big dong at the UN for the next four years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:14 PM (f/z+J)

530 My first dog died on the day Jimmy Carter was inaugurated. I always thought that was an omen. I can't wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: ruralbob at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (PqKIk)

531 "Negotiations over who gets to ride first"

Rapey Rutabega rides the dog, DOCTOR Jill rides Crackhunter. What's to negotiate?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (I1jyF)

532 And Don Sutton passed away from cancer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (85Gof)

533
Playing Cards must be "gender-neutral," now.
Not the Bee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (afhJc)

534 I miss my dog.

There are some local pups for sale but I think it's too soon for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 19, 2021 07:48 PM (uxJPn)

Rescue one from a life of misery, and you will both be better for it.
They know. So will you.

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (gQ2Pj)

535 You might take a look at Great Depression Cooking (on YouTube and there is a cookbook). I've read a bit about what folks cooked back then, but Clara was Italian. It was a bit different.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Opossum stew
Armadillo - Hoover Hogs
Raccoon

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (shN6a)

536 Good luck tomorrow Ladyl!! I will be thinking of you as I head to the range myself. Taking both guns and making a morning of it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (nxdel)

537 She's Italian. Pasta and peas.

One of the Depression era cookbooks said they would can weeds, just to have something to put up. Beans and cornbread was pretty much what I grew up on anyway. Plus greens with pepper vinegar. I come from a line of lousy cooks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

538 Are you kidding? Tried to post about the obvious, and apparently the obvious can not be discussed on this site.
Who is running this site?
Posted by: SF jeff at January 19, 2021 08:44 PM (kJqpv)

What you whining about?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (mzC78)

539 there are only three star wars films


Thanks for your input. I will be searching online and your advice will be very helpful

Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (VbSEO)

540 @517 ... which would be fitting tomorrow. But I know what you mean.

Be prepared to say "Joe Biden is the kindest, warmest, most intelligent person to ever be President. His speech is stentorian, his mastery of the language Churchillian, he never inappropriately touches children, and he was a better lifeguard than Reagan."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (qXhwv)

541 Beyond rage, what kind of parrot? We were custodians of a CAG for a while, but our house was much too crazy.

Posted by: funsize at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (EiPf6)

542 One of life's simple pleasures: To be petting the cat, and have him react to one of my farts like he thinks there's an intruder coming in the back door.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (oQ94s)

My parrot "parrots" a fart everynight at bedtime. Wonder where he got that.
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (J50p0)

I think maybe in another life I'd have an aviary with ravens, and teach them how to fart and burp.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (oQ94s)

543 @531

Why draw unnecessary attention to themselves when they've installed their Meat Puppet, Joey CCP, right into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

He'll do their bidding, so they don't have to lift a finger.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (Conoj)

544 China will be swinging a big dong at the UN for the next four years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The 2021 Night of the Long Knives was really the Night of the Tiny Dicks...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (I1jyF)

545 538 Good luck tomorrow Ladyl!! I will be thinking of you as I head to the range myself. Taking both guns and making a morning of it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (nxdel)


Good luck and have fun to you, too {{{Jewells}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (TdMsT)

546 It's too soon, Mark. Give it a little more time. You'll know.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (JKNZq)

547 The Obama economy is back, baby -- and it's on steroids this time -- with 30 million illegal alien voters saved or created!

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (WqPYg)

548 left Wing Israeli papers are describing sundown as a true dedicated zionist????

Yeah then how come he never came out for moving the Embassy to Jerusalem? Some kinda wierd Zionism?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (85Gof)

549 "Eat good, wholesome food."

Which is? (Sorry, so many people simply turn stupid when the topic of food comes up: Examples: TWC talking about access to HEALTHY FOOD earlier this evening, the fact that many people who are concerned with such things would decry my "food desert" status, the obsessive devotion some have to breaking the bank just so they can eat "organic", the stupidity of "sustainability" [yeah, farmers have had to be such since 6000 years ago], "non-GMO food [there hasn't been such a thing for about 6000 years], and etc etc etc.)

Kimchi and rice sounds good though... Eat what works for you, not the "rule book" amount, as there IS no rule book for all.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (7PCMN)

550 wow, Hannity is laying into Bitch McC.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 09:11 PM (USW1s)
********
Tucker and Hannity are really going after Mitch. It's actually a thing of beauty.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (NpAcC)

551 506 PBS Frontline crap tonight, "President Biden: How crisis and tragedy prepared Joe Biden to become America's next president, including the moments that shaped him and what they might reveal about how he will govern."
Will Lyman, whoever the fuck he is.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 09:10 PM (ab0zp)


Every Stupid Joe speech will include one or more "Beau told me...," or "Beau asked me on his deathbed to..." or "Beau warned me about..." statement, as justification for whatever Stupid is telling us he's going to do to us. As if Beau Biden is the very essence of America, and his wishes are our commands!!!

God help us.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

552 One of the Depression era cookbooks said they would can weeds, just to have something to put up. Beans and cornbread was pretty much what I grew up on anyway. Plus greens with pepper vinegar. I come from a line of lousy cooks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (JKNZq)
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For the paisans, dandelions were good. My aunt used to pick them.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

553
"Taiwan is a white supremacist insurrection. China had to crush them because too many of them supported Donald Trump. Everyone in Taiwan should be killed. The end."

---American media, in unison, soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (Bvn1K)

554 I like the Sumter flag - I have been using that at Insty since Nov.

How about one with 6 (or 8,) stars modified or missing to represent the fraud states?

Or maybe the 8 stars bigger and the rest fenced in and silenced?

Posted by: Main stream media - available again in classic flavor. at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (LWu6U)

555 Antifa....come out, come out, wherever you are.

Posted by: A lotta nerve at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (JdcHc)

556 503 The Lincoln Project's Steve Schmidt says of Trump
Republicans, "Their shame will last forever," "because we will write their history."



Heh! Is he in for a surprise.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (08AF/)

557 I think maybe in another life I'd have an aviary with ravens, and teach them how to fart and burp.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (oQ94s)

That has to be taught?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (7PCMN)

558 Well I'll be in uniform tomorrow and my flag patch does face back, not for a Country in distress but for charging forward.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (85Gof)
~~~~~

Flags on sleeves should always be placed with the field of stars closest to the heart. That's why the ones on right sleeves always look backwards.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (sGotD)

559 Whenever I want to put an unstoppable smile on my face I always think of something I overheard my Mom say to my Dad when I was a little boy:

"Daddy, I want a little black baby."

My Dad got her a jet-black miniature poodle.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (qPMuh)

560 I think maybe in another life I'd have an aviary with ravens, and teach them how to fart and burp.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (oQ94s)
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Nevermore!

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

561 Rescue one from a life of misery, and you will both be better for it.
They know. So will you.
Posted by: Brocksdaddy at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (gQ2Pj

This is my plan.

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (ONvIw)

562 China will be swinging a big dong at the UN for the next four years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


I guess you've never been in a Chinese bath house ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (85Gof)

563 Just ticked over to less than 15 hours until the inauguration.

I has the sadz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Me too Fen, me too. I'm praying and trying to stay calm.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (twGU3)

564 543 One of life's simple pleasures: To be petting the cat, and have him react to one of my farts like he thinks there's an intruder coming in the back door.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:06 PM (oQ94s)

My parrot "parrots" a fart everynight at bedtime. Wonder where he got that.
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:13 PM (J50p0)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (7PCMN)

565 And Don Sutton passed away from cancer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:15 PM (85Gof)

Damn... Koufax must be looking around wondering where everybody went.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (oQ94s)

566 CAG = congo african grey?

Adopted senegal, "vicious", his 4th home, 23 years now.
Humble brag.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (J50p0)

567 We need a symbol. I hate the upside down flag

The US flag says exactly what I want to say. I will continue to fly that.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (l0Lgi)

568 Be prepared to say "Joe Biden is the kindest, warmest, most intelligent person to ever be President. His speech is stentorian, his mastery of the language Churchillian, he never inappropriately touches children, and he was a better lifeguard than Reagan."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

*nods pensively* That, or "I wouldn't trust that half-wit fuckwit to clean my burrito night underwear"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (I1jyF)

569 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

570 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 08:59 PM (f/z+J

Thanks for the witness. This is a quote from this excellent devotional book I have been reading-"Hudson Taylor's Spiritual secret" (He was a medical missionary and evangelist in China:

Take time. Give God time to reveal himself to you. Give yourself time to be silent and quiet before him, waiting to receive through the Spirit, the assurance of his presence with you, his power working in you. Take time to read his word, that from it you may know what he asks of you and what he promises you. Let the word create around you, create within you, a holy atmosphere, a holy heavenly light, in which your soul will be refreshed and strengthened for the work of daily life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (VP4Cd)

571 @551

As has been said, sit down, this may shock you...

Mitch McConnell doesn't care what Tucker, Hannity or 74 million Americans think.

He won re-election and he's going to do the bidding of his paymasters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (Conoj)

572 I am running a fever 100.2. Could be the Rona. Perfect beginning to the end.

Posted by: jmel at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (bVhJi)

573 @570, you know, that really isn't helpful.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (qXhwv)

574 544 @531

Why draw unnecessary attention to themselves when they've installed their Meat Puppet, Joey CCP, right into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

He'll do their bidding, so they don't have to lift a finger.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (Conoj)


China considers all other countries inferior to them and they resent Americans sending carriers anywhere near the disputed islands with Japan.

China desperately wants to crush Taiwan and bring them back under mainland rule and they want those islands.

I expect both to happen this year or next. The UN may protest but only for optics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (f/z+J)

575 Flags on sleeves should always be placed with the field of stars closest to the heart. That's why the ones on right sleeves always look backwards.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (sGotD)

The Union has to face forward.

(I got a TX flag subdued patch the other day. An official uniform item? No. Maybe the NG has them; I don't know. But is it cool? Yes.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (7PCMN)

576 feel better, jmel

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (nUhF0)

577 My sock drawer is already in pretty good shape. And I don't need a broadcast quality telephoto lens to see it. So, yeah.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (glGDV)

578 Flags on sleeves should always be placed with the field of stars closest to the heart. That's why the ones on right sleeves always look backwards.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (sGotD)

Not really:

Basically, the idea behind the backward American flag on Army uniforms is to make it look as though the flag is flying in the breeze as the person wearing it moves forward. During the Civil War, both mounted cavalry and infantry units would designate a standard bearer, who carried the flag into battle.

But I like the near the heart thing also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (85Gof)

579 Radio guy is saying PDT is going to start a 3rd party. I'm in.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (YAhJK)

580 Edith Piaf makes me want to bomb the Arc d'Triomphe and the Eiffel Tower. Her voice is like audio Hell, and the disgusting French language makes it even worse. I've been allergic to her since I was a little boy.

Yeah, her voice has an almost metallic rattle. Never liked her, or understood the French veneration of her. Judy Garland was another singer I never liked. There seems to be an entire subset of female singers that get by on brash bellowing as a substitute for sincerity.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (ITF9W)

581
570 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (sy5kK)


If you can imagine it, it can come to pass.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

582 > Bought an AK today, thanks to a tip from Bonhomme (Richard?) in an earlier thread. Tomorrow will continue the search for Ammo.

Woo! Congratulations.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (i0wNm)

583 Just ticked over to less than 15 hours until the inauguration.

I has the sadz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That is a troll socking me again, Infidel dear. Check the hash I do not know and don't care how long it is until Biden's installation. And I never use the word sadz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (VP4Cd)

584 By the way, it's none of your business how many National Guardsmen have ammo. None whatsoever.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (glGDV)

585 580 Radio guy is saying PDT is going to start a 3rd party. I'm in.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (YAhJK)


Omg. I'm so in. Please, Lord, let this happen.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

586 Well, he declassified FISAgate, for the good it will do

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (ONvIw)

587 I think maybe in another life I'd have an aviary with ravens, and teach them how to fart and burp.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (oQ94s)

That has to be taught?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:17 PM (7PCMN)

To do it right? Yes. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't have older brothers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (oQ94s)

588 Whoa! Nobody said nothin about no badgers.

Posted by: The Roadrunner at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (Ku4/x)

589 Bongino is off in La-La Land.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (Conoj)

590 Take time to read his word, that from it you may know what he asks of you and what he promises you. Let the word create around you, create within you, a holy atmosphere, a holy heavenly light, in which your soul will be refreshed and strengthened for the work of daily life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:19 PM (VP4Cd


Firm believer that the actual act of reading the Bible produces some kind of spiritual opening for the Holy Spirit to work in your life. Literally opens a closed door.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (f/z+J)

591 578
Thank you. Listening to ghost stories podcasts and drinking tea. I am a party animal

Posted by: jmel at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (bVhJi)

592 Yep, a gray. She had been in multiple homes too, but no fault of hers. Her first person was given her as a gift (terrible i know). My mil had her for 9-10 years, but never wanted her (first lady talkwd mil into watching her...and it got longer and longer). We had her for 2, but it was too much with 2 pets and a kid and a small house. She is an absolute laugh riot tough. Now she's with friends who always wanted a big bird.

Posted by: funsize at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (EiPf6)

593 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

Not me. They'll just have to shoot me. I will never go willingly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (nxdel)

594 590 Bongino is off in La-La Land.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (Conoj)

Yup. Disagree with him, its NOT our Repub party.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (oHd/0)

595 What's bongino doing? Oh

Posted by: Jaimo at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (NXGjq)

596 If I remember right, Piaf didn't leave Paris when the Germans came in. That's why they loved her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (JKNZq)

597 What will the animal be for the new Trumpian party? A lion? And what name?

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

598 I can't think of a better way to spend tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)


I can only imagine the target "picture" (and that's before the lesson begins)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (87oRe)

599 Judge Jeanine and Bongino going after Mitch.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (NpAcC)

600 tried to post about the obvious . . .

Lace wigs?

Doctor Moses Buba's big-dick cream?

Lena Dunham's current tent size?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (H5knJ)

601 The interim superintendent of schools for Jefferson Co CO is putting on extra security around schools on Wednesday- just got the email

cuz you never know what those crazy Trumpers might try to pull, I guess

Posted by: DB- just DB: former American at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)

602 But I like the near the heart thing also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:20 PM (85Gof)
~~~~~

That's what an old veteran told my Girl Scout Troop mumblety years ago.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (sGotD)

603 I think maybe in another life I'd have an aviary with ravens, and teach them how to fart and burp.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:16 PM (oQ94s)
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Nevermore!
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

Don't tell me what to do with my birds, buddy!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (oQ94s)

604 Darling {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

605 (I got a TX flag subdued patch the other day. An official uniform item? No. Maybe the NG has them; I don't know. But is it cool? Yes.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


I've got a full color & subdued Tx flag patch and an Israeli flag patch. No US patch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (shN6a)

606 > For the paisans, dandelions were good. My aunt used to pick them.

Best if you use tiny leaves. Bigger ones get bitter.

Supposedly you can dig up the roots and put them in soil or sawdust in a dark place, which causes them to grow blanched, non-bitter leaves, like Belgian "witloof" (white leaf) endive. Never tried it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (8u1cU)

607 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Catch- great response. I get it. You gotta eat what works for you- and I don't mean guilty pleasures. I mean what makes you feel good- what doesn't disrupt your sleep, or make you take multiple dumps or have other GI symptoms.
Per the book i cited "Natural Born Heroes" and a tremendous amount of nutrition I have studied, and numerous diets, I have found the following generally works for me and makes me feel good (unless you have a condition such as celiac, allergies etc)
1. Fresh fruits and veggies or frozen ones. This is the mainstay.
2. Whole grains: wheat pasta, hearty rye loaves
3. Fish. All kinds, all ways.
4. Lean meats such as beef: a few times a week.
5. Chicken and pork- a few times a week.
Lots of olive oil and nuts.
6. PUT THE SUGAR DOWN.
7. Steer clear of beer. If you are going to drink, and I do, whiskey or hard club sodas. Scotch is my preferred. Lately its Lagavulin.
8. Fermented foods: kimchi, sauerkraut, kombucha, yogurt.
9. hard cheeses: parm, myzithra, feta
That's it man.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (1FAXz)

608 There seems to be an entire subset of female singers that get by on brash bellowing as a substitute for sincerity.

This is about me isnt it?

Posted by: Janis Joplin and Mr Michelle Obama at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (J50p0)

609 tried to post about the obvious . . .
------------------
Lace wigs?

Doctor Moses Buba's big-dick cream?

Lena Dunham's current tent size?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (H5knJ)

The all new redesigned Chevy B L A z E R.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (oQ94s)

610 I live in a deep blue state. I'll be flying a Texas Longhorns flag tomorrow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (kTF2Z)

611 NGU Joe was a typical Dem for his era - 80s to 00s - in the Senate.

"Pro-Israel" was SOP, not just for Dems, but generally the most prominent congressional pro-Israel voices were leading Dems.

Now Joe was one of the most vapid, dumbest hacks in the place, so as with everything else except theft, er, "fighting for" the financial services industry (DE HQs), it was pro forma, robotic. So as with many other subjects, a micron-deep unthinking bit of fluff in a conventional media outlet is kinda sorta technically true, but meaningless.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (OTzUX)

612 Tomorrow: grocery shopping, a bit of cooking, watch The First World War on DVD, and get ready for work on Thursday. That first day back is always hard. The previous shifts always leave a mess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (08AF/)

613 586 580 Radio guy is saying PDT is going to start a 3rd party. I'm in.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (YAhJK)
Omg. I'm so in. Please, Lord, let this happen.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)


I know at least a 100 thoroughly MoMee vetted people that are in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (87oRe)

614
Supposedly you can dig up the roots and put them in soil or sawdust in a dark place, which causes them to grow blanched, non-bitter leaves, like Belgian "witloof" (white leaf) endive. Never tried it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (8u1cU)
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Plant-based veal! Interesting.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

615
She's Italian. Pasta and peas.



One of the Depression era cookbooks said they would can weeds, just to have something to put up.


Got a buddy whose ma came from Calabria. Every spring he picks all edible greens growing in his yard and sends me a pic. Soups, pasta whatever. Looks delicious.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (+ya+t)

616 581 Edith Piaf makes me want to bomb the Arc d'Triomphe and the Eiffel Tower. Her voice is like audio Hell, and the disgusting French language makes it even worse. I've been allergic to her since I was a little boy.

Yeah, her voice has an almost metallic rattle. Never liked her, or understood the French veneration of her. Judy Garland was another singer I never liked. There seems to be an entire subset of female singers that get by on brash bellowing as a substitute for sincerity.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (ITF9W)

You can find her at the Cimitiere du Pere Lachaise, not terribly far from where the poet/vocalist James Douglas Morrison is. Damn, he died 50 years ago this July 2.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (7PCMN)

617 So SanFranNan is sending over the articles of impeachment "this week.". Trump will be a private citizen but it looks like they are going ahead anyway with what appears to be McConnell's approval
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2021 07:50 PM (Zmnko)



Watching the Republican Party commit suicide has been the most surreal experience. I mean, they are just barely out of power, just a few seats out, and yet they bid fair to throw it all away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (kTi97)

618 I've got a full color & subdued Tx flag patch and an Israeli flag patch. No US patch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:25 PM (shN6a)

Get your address to me and I will send ya one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (85Gof)

619 Get your address to me and I will send ya one
Posted by: Nevergiveup

10-4!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (shN6a)

620 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

Not me. They'll just have to shoot me. I will never go willingly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (nxdel)


I have an entire floor-to-ceiling bookshelf filled with works on Nazi Germany. I know what "prisons" and "camps" lead to.

God willing this country will never descend down that particular road to hell, but if it does, I am with Jewells.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (2JVJo)

621 I am placing flag stamps upside-down. Distress signal.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (2BZBZ)

622 Listening to Trump list all of his and the nation's accomplishments and wondering how anybody could think he was a bad man.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

623 Watching the Republican Party commit suicide has been the most surreal experience. I mean, they are just barely out of power, just a few seats out, and yet they bid fair to throw it all away.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (kTi97


Just like the Tea Party, the examples must be set.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (f/z+J)

624 The interim superintendent of schools for Jefferson Co CO is putting on extra security around schools on Wednesday- just got the email

cuz you never know what those crazy Trumpers might try to pull, I guess
Posted by: DB- just DB: former American at January 19, 2021 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)

We're whacky! Looney!! You never know what we'll do next!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (oQ94s)

625 Once we've eliminated all signs and symptoms of Whiteness we can all be a big happy country again. It's gonna be hard work, but it will be worth it. Unity!

Posted by: Democrats at January 19, 2021 09:29 PM (F9j5E)

626 @595

I'm, like dude, you picked a wrong time to start huffing glue, Dan.


There is no Republican Party to take over, it barely exists in any real corporeal sense.

Besides, who is going to trust anyone affiliated with a party that just stabbed its standard bearer in the back.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:29 PM (Conoj)

627 594 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

I DENOUNCE YOU ALL AND WELCOME OUR NEW CHINESE OVERLORDS AND ZHOU BAI DIN.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:29 PM (J50p0)

628 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?



so many cold dead hands..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:30 PM (kTi97)

629 Plant-based veal! Interesting.
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

Wouldn't that just be seeds?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2021 09:30 PM (oQ94s)

630 620 Get your address to me and I will send ya one
Posted by: Nevergiveup

10-4!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (shN6a)

http://www.kellac.com

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 09:31 PM (7PCMN)

631
595 590 Bongino is off in La-La Land.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (Conoj)

Yup. Disagree with him, its NOT our Repub party.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2021 09:23 PM (oHd/0)
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Dan is actually making a lot of sense. Why should we let leaders like Mitch define the Republican Party and he's right about third party's it's a strategic disaster and we don't have a parliamentary system in addition we have a win or take all in the primaries.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:31 PM (NpAcC)

632 And I never use the word sadz.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:22

Sorry, can a cob make it disappear? That's just wrong.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 09:31 PM (twGU3)

633 [So SanFranNan is sending over the articles of impeachment "this week."]

She is hellbent upon sending Congressional approval into negative territory.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (l3+k2)

634 You can find her at the Cimitiere du Pere Lachaise, not terribly far from where the poet/vocalist James Douglas Morrison is. Damn, he died 50 years ago this July 2.

At least she didnt whip her dick out onstage.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (p/ryN)

635 Edith Piaf? What can I say? The French love their atheist whores.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (2BZBZ)

636 115 *Passes Syrup*
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 08:04 PM (fiQ5s)

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Only unwashed heathen don't like syrup on French toast.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)

I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (4tiP2)

637 I mean, they are just barely out of power, just a few seats out, and yet they bid fair to throw it all away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:27 PM (kTi97)


They have cut a deal. They'll continue to act like an opposition party, fail at everything they try, but will still get 90% of the graft they got before.
They are sure this will convince the sleeping rubes that they MUST support the established GOP to ever recover the country and the Constitutional Republic!

Hah! Not this time Cocaine Mitch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (87oRe)

638 628 594 I wonder how many here, 4 years from now, will be in a prison or a camp for political crimes?

I DENOUNCE YOU ALL AND WELCOME OUR NEW CHINESE OVERLORDS AND ZHOU BAI DIN.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at January 19, 2021 09:29 PM (J50p0)


I think the correct title for Stupid Joe will be Chinese Proconsul for the American Provinces.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:33 PM (AMIL/)

639 Sorry, can a cob make it disappear? That's just wrong.
Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 09:31 PM (twGU3)

You don't have to be sorry, dear. You're not socking me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:33 PM (VP4Cd)

640 I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (4tiP2)
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Cocaine!!!!

Posted by: Pam Poovey at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

641 Mitch is what happens when you live in a bubble. Everyone he knows hates Trump. This ain't gonna end well, but end it will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (kTF2Z)

642 Reminder Christian friends: Despair is a sin. Don't be fearful of the one that can kill the body. Be fearful of the one that can kill the soul.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (2BZBZ)

643 "So SanFranNan is sending over the articles of impeachment "this
week.". Trump will be a private citizen but it looks like they are going
ahead anyway with what appears to be McConnell's approval

Posted by: It's me donna


If Trump has the temerity to dies before he is executed, the Dems will exhume his corpse and and have it shot.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (PTDkx)

644 Comm dow, Flancis.

Posted by: Zhou Bai Din at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (uN4KS)

645 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}

Looking forward to the range report!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (87oRe)

646 All's well that ends.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (2BZBZ)

647 I do hope you've stocked up on 30 round magazines and internet ammo sales.

Biden will be making those illegal tomorrow by 3pm EST, is my best guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (sy5kK)

648 Grump, agreed (re GOP slow-moving suicide-bomber act).

I know many around here have it all figured out and can explain everything easily with their Unified Theory of Explaining Stuff, but I have become more and more baffled as time has gone on about this.

Well, mostly.

GOP opposes, in some cases bitterly, about 90% of what Trump was elected to do (and which, stunningly, he actually seemed to believe and actually fought for). Seems incredible, but the evidence is plain. Mostly cowardly, slimey, passive resistance, of course, with just enough theater to fool some the GOP voter rubes (a large sub-set, sadly).

But to pile on/join in the ugliest, most bizarre political lynch mob in modern American history the way they are (only a dozen or so actively, of course, the rest the usual vile passive collaboration), wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (OTzUX)

649 Butter and maple syrup on French toast. Lots of butter.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

650 Besides, who is going to trust anyone affiliated with a party that just stabbed its standard bearer in the back.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2021 09:29 PM (Conoj)
*********
We need to look at all the Republican's in the House. These people won because of Trump and a lot of them are fighters like Trump.
Trump taught them how to fight.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (NpAcC)

651 Radio guy is saying PDT is going to start a 3rd party. I'm in.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (YAhJK)


A Trump party, yes.

A party that uses Trump's name to grift? No fucking way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (2JVJo)

652 Butter and maple syrup on French toast. Lots of butter.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (l3+k2)
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I approve of this message.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:36 PM (NpAcC)

653 And by sock drawer I mean the garment I put on a foot before a shoe (or in some cases a flip flop). No an assumed name, moniker, nickname or assumed identity on the CB radio gone digital. So, yeah, not likely to watch the whatever they are going to call it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 19, 2021 09:36 PM (glGDV)

654 Edith Piaf? What can I say? The French love their atheist whores.


She made good rice.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)

655 The Dems are busy making sure they purge the Republican Party of all Trump supporters. And the Republicans in Name Only are helping them. Trumpism will be made a federal offense, because the Dems were smart enough to get Antifa to lead a trespassing into the capital and use that little Gulf of Tonkin event to destroy the unwanted.

There is no taking back the Republican Party. And where 3rd party historically fails, a 3rd party led by a very popular former President could be a massive force. Trump ain't Perot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:37 PM (f/z+J)

656 653 Butter and maple syrup on French toast. Lots of butter.
Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (l3+k2)
**********
I approve of this message.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:36 PM (NpAcC)

Also newsletter worthy.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 19, 2021 09:37 PM (glGDV)

657 And, just so you know, it looks like garden seed companies have a real run on them this year. Most seem to be having to delay new orders to catch up. Earlier you can put your order in, the better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:37 PM (JKNZq)

658 I would like to ask Mitch if he knows what happened to Cicero and the rest of the senate that stabbed Julius Caesar. Success was fleeting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)

659 If Trump has the temerity to dies before he is executed, the Dems will exhume his corpse and and have it shot.
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 09:34 PM (PTDkx)


Fuck don't give them any ideas

Posted by: Francisco Franco at January 19, 2021 09:38 PM (85Gof)

660 3rd party? LOL. They used mail-in ballots and computers to steal the election. And they got away with it. They are not going to stop now.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:38 PM (2BZBZ)

661 I've always been a conservative and voted republican except twice. I guess it's write-ins from now on.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2021 09:38 PM (em79L)

662 I wonder if that badger and coyote were together just in case they ran into that cougar that showed up at the end of the video. Both of them might be able to fight the big kittuh off but alone, they'd be dinner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2021 09:38 PM (08AF/)

663 648 I do hope you've stocked up on 30 round magazines and internet ammo sales.

Biden will be making those illegal tomorrow by 3pm EST, is my best guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (sy5kK)


I am hedging my bets. I got one black powder device last week and have two on the way. Those items and their fuels are also awfully hard to find.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:38 PM (AMIL/)

664 Moar ammo, that would be an excellent way to spend my day

Posted by: Zeera books make great gifts at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (RLANM)

665 The idiot "authorities" in LA talking about their "preparations" for ...... what? Tomorrow. If you walked up to 1,000 people at random in the LA area (well, if you *could* walk up to them, if C19 idiocy hadn't banned walking around) and asked them when the inauguration was, you wouldn't get 10 people who knew.

Unless there were some idiotic celebratory events when the affirmative action intern was inaugurated, there probably hasn't been any sort of coinciding event in LA in history.

But yeah, they have to "prepare" for ..... something.

Country is so gone and pathetic and unrecognizable in new ways, every day, that words fail.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (OTzUX)

666 ZHOU BAI DIN is my favorite moniker. Who came up with that? Genius.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (/+bwe)

667 So, I bought a handgun today. My shotgun is at a local FFL dealer (shipped from Smokey Mountain Guns and Ammo... thanks again for the tip bonhomme) but would not be ready for pick-up for a couple of days so I bought Springfield Hellcat. They had gotten it in an hour earlier and hadn't even gotten it out on the sales floor yet.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (946rW)

668 I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (4tiP2)

Salt and butter like a fucking civilized human being.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (xT2tT)

669 New York Times editor Lauren Wolfe was ridiculed on social media Tuesday for hyping the arrival of President-elect Joe Biden at Joint Base Andrews ahead of Wednesdays inauguration.

Wolfe couldnt resist tweeting out her reaction while watching CNNs coverage of Bidens plane landing on the tarmac.

Biden landing at Joint Base Andrews now, she wrote. I have chills

She then knocked the Trump administration for apparently not providing a military plane to ferry Biden from Delaware.

The pettiness of the Trump admin not sending a military plane to bring him to D.C. as is tradition is mortifying, wrote Wolfe, who added, Childish.

Wolfe later deleted her tweet knocking the Trump administration after she was fact-checked by critics who cited reports that the Biden team was offered a military plane but chose to fly private.

Following the mockery, the Times editor deactivated her Twitter account.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (85Gof)

670 608...

Jack, can't argue with your list. Between diabetes concerns and changes in taste as I get older it does well.
A lot of other veggies can be made into lacto-fermented pickles. Carrots, turnips and cauliflower all work.

Suggestion: Lagavulin 16, my favorite Islay scotch, is at 100 dollars here in Virginia. Laphroiag 10 is almost as good and peaty and is 40 dollars cheaper. Just my opinion.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (7EjX1)

671
Listening to Trump list all of his and the nation's accomplishments and wondering how anybody could think he was a bad man.

Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft at January 19, 2021 09:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

The people who think that are very bad men and are projecting.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (946rW)

672 When I got out of the Corps I had a big box of deuce gear. I also had probably 30 or so 30 round mags. First wife threw them out when I was out of town.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)

673 The Dems have demonize every R President for 40 years, it is time to give it to them.

Posted by: Don at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (mwDnq)

674 What will the animal be for the new Trumpian party? A lion? And what name?
American Eagle

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2021 09:43 PM (kOpft)

675 Laura Loomer may be the most unpersoned person so far. Just read what they've done to her.


https://tinyurl.com/yy7g8uv7

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2021 09:43 PM (f/z+J)

676 @677 I first saw JJ using Zhou Bai-Den the Morning Report. But my attendance here is spotty, unfortunately.

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2021 09:43 PM (uN4KS)

677 Salt and butter like a fucking civilized human being.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (xT2tT)

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Speaking of unwashed heathen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)

678 Radio guy is saying PDT is going to start a 3rd party. I'm in.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2021 09:21 PM (YAhJK)



A Trump party, yes.



A party that uses Trump's name to grift? No fucking way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:35 PM (2JVJo)

Trump is not starting a third party no matter what the radio guy says. They wish that were the case because that would mean that they continue to marginalize us and steal our country. After the revolution, Trump can help found a first party:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:44 PM (946rW)

679 Grab your telescopes - The last observable Presidential Hard Cock in 4 years happens tonight at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Blue Steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 19, 2021 09:44 PM (qPMuh)

680 659 I would like to ask Mitch if he knows what happened to Cicero and the rest of the senate that stabbed Julius Caesar. Success was fleeting.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2021 09:44 PM (BMmaB)

681 Salt on French toast? Salt??

Posted by: Mayor Cuomo at January 19, 2021 09:44 PM (l3+k2)

682 I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (4tiP2)

Salt and butter like a fucking civilized human being.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (xT2tT)


French toast is a waste of bread and eggs. Eat your eggs poached and your toast with butter, as God meant it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (2JVJo)

683 Yeah, @667, NaughtyPine

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (uN4KS)

684
Suggestion: Lagavulin 16, my favorite Islay scotch, is at 100 dollars here in Virginia. Laphroiag 10 is almost as good and peaty and is 40 dollars cheaper. Just my opinion.
Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (7EjX1)

thanks for the tip on the scotch amigo. My pricing is skewed because i buy it at the Class 6 store on post. so i pay a lot less than the morons on here...

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (1FAXz)

685 Mr. S. will be away for the day tomorrow: so prayer, writing an explanation for the family of what happened, to be used if they ask; making personal plans for the future (I very much like the not-buying things idea) getting mentally prepared.

Posted by: Sal at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (KTdeA)

686 If you really want to wallow in Classic Existential Dread, read Sartre's Nausea. Strangely enough, it does have a positive ending. And something does happen in it.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (ZCiJZ)

687 Damn, I've been doing more typing and deleting in the past few weeks than I ever have in my life.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (nxdel)

688 The people who think that are very bad men and are projecting.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (946rW)


We are going to see the living proof of the old axiom that
"The good that men do, is oft interred with their bones; but, the evil men do, lives on for generations!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:45 PM (87oRe)

689 " First wife threw them out when I was out of town."

And you threw her out when you got back?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (2BZBZ)

690 467 friends-
we are about to enter some very dark times. My advice- and take it for what its worth:
1. Get physically healthy. Eat good, wholesome food. Work out. A great book to help you get inspired is "Natural Born Heroes." Goes into nutrition, heroics, and being your best.

-SNIP-

We're going to need everyone at their best. Your family will need you to be all you can be. Now's the time. Use the calm before the storm to get shit squared away.
Back to my kimchi and rice.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:03 PM (1FAXz) "

Kimchi?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (4tiP2)

691
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

*voting*

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, laughing at anyone that thinks that works any more at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (sy5kK)

692 @675 Methos-Duh! It'll be an Orange Scalp Weasel!!

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (0jZnq)

693 I really like the idea of a consumer strike for the next month and a half. Continue cutting off all woke businesses completely, but in addition, cut your other spending to the bare minimum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (kTi97)

694 I miss all the regs who aren't coming here anymore.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (xHMzs)

695 Also, CBD puts beans in his chili.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

696 American Bald Eagle, I mean.

Not the ride at six flags.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2021 09:47 PM (kOpft)

697 The Dems have demonize every R President for 40 years, it is time to give it to them.

I plan on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)

698 "Taking over" one of the 2 major parties is incredibly difficult and has rarely happened - and when it has, it has taken many cycles. Most big issues may well be academic 3-4 cycles down the road. If not sooner.

May well be that demo'ing the current GOP, quick, is the best move. Split, GOPe becomes Whig, withers away.

The Dems will continue to offer a horrific, disastrous "alternative", the GOP will continue to have only one pitch - "we're not like them! You CAN'T vote for them!". As I've noted here many times, the worse the Dems get, the worse the GOP can, and does, get. That iron dynamic has to be broken, and pronto.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

699 sockoff

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2021 09:47 PM (LWu6U)

700 Unshakeable faith-an "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

https://odb.org/US/2021/01/19/unbreakable-faith

Goodnight all. Consider doing a media blackout between 12-1:00 tomorrow. I'm leaving now so any other comments by "FenelonSpoke" until Thursday is a sock. Check the hash.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (VP4Cd)

701
Kimchi?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (4tiP2)

Darrell it is fantastic. Spicy, fermented cabbage. Koreans eat it everyday with everything. I enjoyed it immensely when I spent a tour in the Land of the Morning Calm. If you like spicy, try it out.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (1FAXz)

702 @697 Methos-Honey Badger would be the best symbol for a new party.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (0jZnq)

703 Also, CBD puts beans in his chili.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

No carrots?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (946rW)

704 Kimchi?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (4tiP2)

Good for weaponized farts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (mzC78)

705 yeah, kimchi. lacto fermented napa cabbage, with pepper. It's great with greasy food.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2021 09:49 PM (JKNZq)

706 Historically, when a 3rd party comes on the scene on of the other two major parties co-op the message.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:49 PM (2BZBZ)

707 Salt on French toast? Salt??


Oh sure. Fuck up up the food thread this weekend. While you're at it why not mention Oko Yono.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:49 PM (+ya+t)

708 Dan is actually making a lot of sense. Why should we let leaders like Mitch define the Republican Party and he's right about third party's it's a strategic disaster and we don't have a parliamentary system in addition we have a win or take all in the primaries.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:31 PM (NpAcC)

^^this. But every chance you get, before we can primary them out, get involved at your county/city/precinct level as a volunteer. Learn the procedures, learn how and when meetings are planned, caucus with other people and plan. We took our county GOP from the squishes about 20-25 years ago. It wasn't all at once, but as we amassed little victories, they became bigger victories. Now there is no sign of the RINOs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2021 09:50 PM (BMmaB)

709 Goodnight Fen. We love you.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:50 PM (2BZBZ)

710 I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?

Posted by: Darrell Harris

Butter. Mrs. Butterworth's. Powdered sugar. As is done in flyover country.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:51 PM (shN6a)

711 Koreans eat it everyday with everything.

Koreans smell like garlic.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2021 09:51 PM (BMmaB)

712 May well be that demo'ing the current GOP, quick, is the best move. Split, GOPe becomes Whig, withers away.

==

agree with rhomboid
the GOP deserves extinction

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 09:51 PM (nUhF0)

713 I miss all the regs who aren't coming here anymore.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (xHMzs)


I think - I hope - some will be back after Stinkfinger is installed and the hope that Trump has some magic secret plan is finally buried. Nerves have been really raw since November.

Perhaps when the phony lockdown gets lifted just in time for St Patrick's Day, things will get a little back to normal here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (2JVJo)

714 My media black-out has been intact for many years. I still can't believe I now have to go back to the strict lock-down version, as I did during the entire Obama disaster.

Going for a drive and hike tomorrow, all day, no "media" access. Next day is range day, so isolation will be easy, but I'm sure fellow range officers and I will discuss little else. Will also be able to take Border Patrol temperature, a bit.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (OTzUX)

715 Duke, may come a day when we miss those old noisy heavy 30 rd mags.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (em79L)

716 That iron dynamic has to be broken, and pronto.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)


The current GOP and its leadership are thoroughly corrupt and not worthy of any effort whatsoever.
Successfully taking over that rotten operation would be an immense task, but there is a tremendous infrastructure that could be very useful.
With deplatforming, Tax persecution, and Antifa doxxing and destruction, it is going to take some discipline to get it done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (87oRe)

717 Oh sure. Fuck up up the food thread this weekend. While you're at it why not mention Oko Yono.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 09:49 PM (+ya+t)

you just made me have a flashback to Maetenloch's Yoko Ono Punishment ONTs

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (1FAXz)

718 God Bless Trump and his family.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 19, 2021 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

719 Lagavulin 16, my favorite Islay scotch, is at 100
dollars here in Virginia.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2021 09:42 PM (7EjX1)

I disagree that Laphroiag is almost as good. But...look for Lagavulin Eight year old, or if you can find it, 10 year old. Much better bang for your buck!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:53 PM (xT2tT)

720 694 I really like the idea of a consumer strike for the next month and a half. Continue cutting off all woke businesses completely, but in addition, cut your other spending to the bare minimum.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (kTi97)

Leading to a general strike for a few days at some point, just to send the message. It has to come from PDT to have any force, though.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 19, 2021 09:53 PM (BMmaB)

721 669 I can't believe I've missed this. What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2021 09:32 PM (4tiP2)

Salt and butter like a fucking civilized human being.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (xT2tT)

Guys! Guys!

There will be plenty of time to solve this, once and for all, in the camps.

But unfortunately in the camps, they don't serve French Toast, much less have maple syrup. Even the fake stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, laughing at anyone that thinks that works any more at January 19, 2021 09:53 PM (sy5kK)

722 Sweet dreams Fenelon!

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 09:53 PM (twGU3)

723 719 God Bless Trump and his family.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Amen

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 19, 2021 09:54 PM (nUhF0)

724 Historically, when a 3rd party comes on the scene on of the other two major parties co-op the message.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 09:49 PM (2BZBZ)


Yes, we're the New GOP, you can trust "us"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 09:54 PM (87oRe)

725 The New York Times Union is mocking Elise Stefanik for being childless.
I

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (NpAcC)

726 Trump Has Discussed Starting a New Political Party
https://t.co/84kym0GAqq?amp=1

President Trump has talked in recent days with associates about forming a new political party, according to people familiar with the matter, an effort to exert continued influence after he leaves the White House.

Mr. Trump discussed the matter with several aides and other people close to him last week, the people said. The president said he would want to call the new party the "Patriot Party," the people said.

Mr. Trump has feuded in recent days with several Republican leaders including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.), who on Tuesday said Mr. Trump deserved blame for provoking the deadly Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol. Polls show Mr. Trump retains strong support among rank-and-file GOP voters.

The White House declined to comment.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (FBrfY)

727 @707 JAS, AoSHQ-You mean like establishment Republicans did with conservatism?
Yeah, we know already. We still get blamed and lumped in with the GOPe, then are asked "what have you conserved"? as if actual conservatives have had any kind of power in the Republican Party to implement a conservative agenda.

Trust me, we know all to well.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (0jZnq)

728 667 ZHOU BAI DIN is my favorite moniker. Who came up with that? Genius.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 19, 2021 09:40 PM (/+bwe)

************

I like that one too.

Does Kasting Kouch Kamala work or is Kamel Toe better?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (xxG/v)

729 Eris, I just made that toast myself.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (twGU3)

730 You maple syrup lovers are all animals...grunting and rooting for your sugar fix.


Disgusting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2021 09:56 PM (xT2tT)

731 704 Also, CBD puts beans in his chili.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2021 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

No carrots?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 09:48 PM (946rW)

They are carrots. But he calls them, beans.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 19, 2021 09:56 PM (VcFUs)

732 Grunting and rooting for my food. Sounds good. Get back in touch with my species origins.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2021 09:57 PM (OTzUX)

733 Does Kasting Kouch Kamala work or is Kamel Toe better?
Posted by: Sasquatch


Pot & Dot
Jamaican/Indian

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:57 PM (shN6a)

734 Hey I'm back. Just went out to order some maple candy online. Mmm delicious maple!! Good on everything!! So what'd I miss??

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

735 726 The New York Times Union is mocking Elise Stefanik for being childless.
I

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM (NpAcC)


Have they heard about a person who's been in the news lately, named Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

736 Along with a moratorium on purchasing, others have suggested transferring your 401K money to cash to screw over wall street and simply NOT WATCHING the sh*tshow coronation tomorrow.

I plan to wear black all day.

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 09:59 PM (ZCiJZ)

737 @735 qdpsteve-Trump is starting a new political party and its animal mascot is the Honey Badger.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 10:00 PM (0jZnq)

738 Hey shibumi!! :-)
Are you still dealing with the crazy narcissist boss?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

739 JROD, kewl!
Though it should be the MAPLE Badger! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

740 Along with a moratorium on purchasing, others have suggested transferring your 401K money to cash to screw over wall street and simply NOT WATCHING the sh*tshow coronation tomorrow.

I plan to wear black all day.
Posted by: shibumi
This. And I am going to wear grandma's silver cross.

Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (twGU3)

741 Brave stopped working on my iMac this morning. Says it needs an updated version of OS X.

Anyone know about that?

Posted by: Adriane with Her 57 Genders Big Band Orchestra ... at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (LPnfS)

742 I prefer Kneeling Kamala the Knut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

743
I plan to wear black all day.
Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 09:59 PM (ZCiJZ)


I'll wear black tomorrow as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

744 I also feel sad, downcast, almost hopeless. How could it come to this? A government formed by people who despise their country.
I can't even make fun of them. It's a sobering time. I hope I'm brave enough for all that's coming.

Posted by: PJ at January 19, 2021 10:02 PM (qlTN9)

745 Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 09:59 PM (ZCiJZ)

I thought about it and decided that you could pay me to watch the faux coronation, but the National Debt would have to be doubled to do it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 19, 2021 10:02 PM (87oRe)

746 Have they heard about a person who's been in the news lately, named Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

Good thing that twat hasn't calved. I wonder what caused her infertility?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 10:02 PM (mzC78)

747 I plan to wear black all day.
Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 09:59 PM (ZCiJZ)


I'll wear black tomorrow as well.
Posted by: Ladyl


I'm working from home. I'll be lucky to wear pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 10:02 PM (shN6a)

748 ONT up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (nxdel)

749
I plan to wear black all day.
Posted by: shibumi
This. And I am going to wear grandma's silver cross.
Posted by: Infidel at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM (twGU3)
********
My friend, who's a hairdresser is wearing black to work for the next 4 yrs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (NpAcC)

750 Like NaclyDog says every morning.

Live life, make em evious, and what not.

What Nacly says.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (VcFUs)

751 Good thing that twat hasn't calved. I wonder what caused her infertility?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Her infertility was caused by God realizing that if she had a kid he'd turn out to be a serial killer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

752 Have they heard about a person who's been in the news lately, named Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2021 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

Good thing that twat hasn't calved. I wonder what caused her infertility?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Swallowing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (shN6a)

753 Does Kasting Kouch Kamala work or is Kamel Toe better?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2021 09:55 PM

Pot & Dot
Jamaican/Indian
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2021 09:57 PM

Wow! That was fast!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 19, 2021 10:03 PM (/+bwe)

754 I don't own anything black.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2021 10:04 PM (sGotD)

755 312 285 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)



Color me skeptical. How would Tucker know this?
I mean, it's not like Cocaine Bitch shived the President (and other "powerful" people) in the back today...no way would he tell the president something like this!

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 19, 2021 10:06 PM (aes9I)

756 Watching President Trump's farewell address brought me full circle to the day I watched his Inaugural address; but tonight was much more profound.

The simple, needed theme of the Inaugural was that this country needs to be governed according to what is good for this country.

Tonight I saw a President who, with an unmatched depth and intensity of experience in the critical struggles of our time, is telling us, while not to lose hope, that our only hope is to maintain the flame of pride in our country's founding and it's history.

A simple but uncertain goal. Failure would be both unforgiving and unforgiveable.

Posted by: Zek at January 19, 2021 10:06 PM (lcQJG)

757 Coyote patiently waits for its badger pal as they travel together

Under King Biden wolves lie with the lambs.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2021 10:06 PM (uCoHM)

758 Talk of reforming parties, making new parties, etc, is about as useful as shouting on your front porch while helicoptering your dick around. There are too many commies to coexist with; something more fundamental is going to change, one way or another.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 19, 2021 10:06 PM (EEVQU)

759 Joe Camel fits well.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2021 10:09 PM (uCoHM)

760 I'll wear black tomorrow as well.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 19, 2021 10:01 PM

M@G@ fistbump

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2021 10:09 PM (ZCiJZ)

761 A black arm band

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2021 10:10 PM (uCoHM)

762 Tucker saying the Turtle warned Trump not to pardon Assange or they'll prosecute him. I wonder why.


Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2021 08:37 PM (+ya+t)


Fuck Turtle. He cannot do shit to Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 10:20 PM (946rW)

763 >>>What, pray tell, should we be putting on French Toast if not maple syrup?<<<
Unless you're a troglodyte, salt, pepper, butter and maple syrup.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2021 10:31 PM (03n3v)

764 this guy on Newsmax is great right now. Rob Schmitt, talking about how much the MSM hated DJT and inviting the contrast with Sloppy Joe.

He calls such behavior "Cringe-worthy."

Plus he's really really really cute.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 10:51 PM (USW1s)

765 I'm in NYC. I wear black anyway. But tomorrow it won't be a fashion statement.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 19, 2021 10:55 PM (USW1s)

766 Greetings:

Jill Biden's doctorate has all the validity of Hunter Biden's Navy Commission.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 19, 2021 11:14 PM (evgyj)

767 Great big Science. Yodelayheehoo.

Posted by: SarahW at January 20, 2021 02:08 AM (g1vnC)

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