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Open Thread: The Forces of JEB! Try to Take Back the Party, Despite Representing Only 8% of Voters

They represent 95% of corporate donors, though.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM




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1 Jeb is our hero...
I meant paid for asshole...damn autocorrect...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:18 PM (v2c9/)

2 who could have seen this happening!!!

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 18, 2021 02:18 PM (D80T6)

3 Give me that $200 million. I guarantee you that I'll get more delegates to a convention than Jeb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

4 meant to go on the other thread...

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 18, 2021 02:19 PM (D80T6)

5 works here, too though!

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 18, 2021 02:20 PM (D80T6)

6 Meanwhile, National Review has gone full Lincoln Project on us, but with more child rape.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2021 02:20 PM (ZZf9x)

7 Who is she? Why do we care what she has to say?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 18, 2021 02:20 PM (XeEyo)

8 How about No.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 02:20 PM (Zmnko)

9 Open borders republicans, great....um, no effing way, ever.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:20 PM (ONvIw)

10 Liberty? Have you cleared that with the Dems?

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2021 02:21 PM (dXy6e)

11 Can the falcon hear the falconer?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 02:21 PM (6OqHa)

12 Does she know roosters lay eggs?

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:21 PM (isHRY)

13 is the Gope trying to kill itself? or just mentallly ill

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 18, 2021 02:21 PM (D80T6)

14 Feel the Jebmentim!

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (wgghp)

15 I was on usdebtclock and the amount of money these bastards stole in their lifetimes is sickening.

1980. The debt was under a trillion dollars and about $3500 per person.

Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v2c9/)

16 @13

Embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (6OqHa)

17
ANY R pol that utters the words "restore" "bring us back" "heal" or "bipartisan" should be IMMEDIATELY kicked to the fucking curb.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (CtltA)

18 Ace,
I'm starting to think that you are a little unclear on the concept of "taking the day off"

Posted by: Chuck C at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (awtm/)

19 3 Give me that $200 million. I guarantee you that I'll get more delegates to a convention than Jeb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

A new incarnation of Morris the Cat could do that

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (ONvIw)

20 They want to exorcise Trump in the name of JEB! ...

"I caste ye out, in the name of JEB!" "In the name of JEB! I order ye out of this house!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

21 They represent 95% of corporate donors, though.

How did big spending work out for Little Mike?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (HoBpT)

22 She's speaking about liberty in The Lockdown Era.

Posted by: Axeman at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (dXy6e)

23 This is the GOPe game, unfortunately. Totally trash the party, blame Trump and his ilk for all the problems, and use the excuse to purge and suppress Trump supporters in the future.

Basically, the uniparty's exact plan for keeping outsiders out of Washington, but on a smaller scale.

Posted by: Griftadict Cuckold at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (LgZII)

24 Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v2c9/)

The banksters and the other debt masters think they can use this to rule America.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.

Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (kGVaw)

25 The 2024 primaries are going to be fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

26 Wow. Nikki Haley is gonna be pissed...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (cjlB3)

27 Text messages went out around 5am this morning for a COGCON level 2. We are not giving in to the traitors and CCP. The screens shots and google analytics are out there confirming and the searching of Continuity of Government.
Let's see what happens.
Fuck the CCP and all foreign assets.

Posted by: Continuity of Goverment at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (uZ7eJ)

28 20 please clap

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (wgghp)

29 Just reading the word Jeb! makes me even more drowsy this afternoon than what I feel after eating a big lunch.

Posted by: DaveD at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (P5fqQ)

30 You will go back to eating sh*t sammiches, and you will like it, dammit!

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:24 PM (u+Y3T)

31 The Trump platform is fine, the GOPe platform was basically just a party for liberal DC lobbyists that wanted their clients to pay a little less taxes, but otherwise Democrats. You can't win with a Jeb platform.

Trump the person was the problem with why there was a problem connecting with some suburban voters...and the Democrat fraud.

Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2021 02:24 PM (gkdnV)

32 for those who ever thought the GOPe was on our side, well...now you know NOT

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 18, 2021 02:24 PM (D80T6)

33 If the Republican Party thinks a pretty face and a fantastic rack will get me to rejoin the Party I say unfair, totally unfair.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2021 02:24 PM (ZZf9x)

34 I'm waiting for JEB! to do what was done in Idiocracy: JEB! Mountain Dew Twitter Facebook Bush...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2021 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

35 19 3 Give me that $200 million. I guarantee you that I'll get more delegates to a convention than Jeb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

A new incarnation of Morris the Cat could do that
Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (ONvIw)


Me: Ow...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (s2VJv)

36 The banksters and the other debt masters think they can use this to rule America.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (kGVaw)

Yeah, I don't think that reset means what they want it to mean...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (v2c9/)

37 @33, not that pretty, not big enough

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (isHRY)

38 From here on out, any GOPe that goes on a Sunday news show is a squish on par with Pierre Delecto. You have shown yourself to be worthless and personify why the party must die.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (ch6++)

39 Just seeing JEB! makes me yawn and feel sleepy. Yeah, I can "feel" the excitement. Hard pass, JEB!.

Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (Gylu/)

40 I don't know about anyone else, but Rep. Nancy Mace has me feeling thirsty for some milk.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (C7zIl)

41 Nice sweater puppies.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (SWbVS)

42 Stupid bint. We don't need the likes of you to tell us what our core values are. STFU. Oh, you left off the part about please donate.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (vgGvZ)

43 It's ilk hunting season.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (ab0zp)

44 @15
As has been said, the GOP has controlled the house for 22 of the last 28 years.

You know, the part of the government that controls budgeting and spending.

Or alternatively...

What happened to regular order Paul Ryan?

Errata:

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (6OqHa)

45 The Forces of JEB!

Is that like the Power Rangers?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (ukNFU)

46 Ace's half day off is over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

47 "GenZGOP"

Just so. Jay Nordlinger approves it's Americaness (or, as WFB may have said during an evening of Merlot and Verdi, "American-ness").

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (evxBY)

48 Willowed:
Is Garth Brooks still a thing? Performing for SloeJoe
Posted by: CN


Not anymore. Same as Sam Elliott. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 02:26 PM (CigxG)

49 It's time.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (MRiBe)

50 Please clap.

Posted by: physics geek at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (huQJB)

51 These people are either delusional or are trying really hard to spin a narrative.

No one cares if a mostly peaceful protest scared you. You did not care when we were surrounded by mostly peaceful protests all summer and motorists were being yanked out of their cars and attack by mobs. Not one person in congress was ever in any danger.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (UPoLF)

52 Is that like the Power Rangers?

They all put their fists together to form a gigantic combined anus

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

53 Cool. Can't wait for the Eric Cantor rehabilitation effort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (xPl2J)

54 At the very least, Trump proved that you can win the Republican Primary by appealing to the base exclusively.

Expect there to be imitators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

55 45

They couldn't even defund NPR.

Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (gkdnV)

56 Trump the person was the problem with why there was a problem connecting with some suburban voters...and the Democrat fraud.


Trump won in a freaking landslide. There was no "problem" connecting with anyone not part of the establishment or named Karen. The Dems stole this, aided by the Party! Of! Jeb!, and they will do so forever more.

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (u+Y3T)

57 Man, the government sure is scared shitless.

Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.

They issued a warning to all 50 states stating that they should expect 'armed riots' at the state capitals during ChooChoo's party.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)

58 Wonder-bint powers activate!

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (SWbVS)

59 Anyone remember the episode of Spongebob, where Mr. Krabs leaves Squidward in charge, and Squidward goes about conspiring to take the day off? Leaving Spongebob alone at the Krusty Krab?

Yeah, that didn't work so well. Ol' Squiddy spent the whole day having to deal with nonsense... so much for taking the day off.

That's what I think of, when Ace announces "Open Thread, I'm taking the day off."

Off, eh?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (C7zIl)

60 I think a good rule going forward is - any GOPer who appears on any MFM show and does anything except beat the host into a coma is a fucking traitor who needs to be horsewhipped, tarred and feathered and horsewhipped again.

Nearly half of the problems we have with that worthless party is that they treat the MFM as a legitimate voice / viewpoint and not as the outright, bought-and-paid-for enemy agents they are.

D-Lamp was a prophet without honor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (2JVJo)

61 Because it's MLK Day, WRR is playing William Grant Still's Afro-American Symphony. It sounds like George Gershwin or Duke Ellington, but not as good.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (rgNtt)

62 They issued a warning to all 50 states stating that they should expect 'armed riots' at the state capitals during ChooChoo's party.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)

The weekend false flag didn't work out for them, so they're trying again.

Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (S8ePJ)

63 1980. The debt was under a trillion dollars and about $3500 per person.
Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v2c9/)
--------

Think about this.
I have several 29th birthdays under my belt. The value of the dollar on the day I was born has been devalued by about 92%. The value when I retire will be 95%. If I live to average life expectancy it will be devalued by 98%.

The year I was born, the average cost of a new home was $19,300. A gallon of milk cost $0.49. A gallon of gasoline was 30 cents. The tuition to attend one year of classes at the University of Texas as a resident was only 100.00. Minimum wage was $1.25 per hour. The cost to mail a letter was five cents.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (CtltA)

64 52 Is that like the Power Rangers?



They all put their fists together to form a gigantic combined anus

Posted by: Christoper R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

65 Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.

or, alternately, that they will uphold their oath to the constitution and people of the US.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

66 >>> I don't know about anyone else, but Rep. Nancy Mace has me feeling thirsty for some milk.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (C7zIl)

=======

Well, she does have more bewbs than brains, it seems, as it she thinks it was Trump's fault people stormed that capitol.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (SVRfQ)

67 I propose combat by Jello Wrestling....this GOP-e vs AOC.

Bikinis

Posted by: Joekur at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (Th/ZF)

68 Nothing embodies losing more than that loser Jeb, GOP going to its roots

Posted by: brak at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (uLbTz)

69 Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.

They issued a warning to all 50 states stating that they should expect 'armed riots' at the state capitals during ChooChoo's party.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)


Friend of a friend is in dc right now with the South Carolina national guard and he said pretty much everyone he has talked to thinks this is ridiculous and there are a lot of trump supporters among the group. Totally anecdotal and third hand though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2021 02:30 PM (UPoLF)

70 65 Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.

or, alternately, that they will uphold their oath to the constitution and people of the US.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (KZzsI)


Someone learned how to read between the lines.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:30 PM (s4dNo)

71 Because it's MLK Day, WRR is playing William Grant Still's Afro-American Symphony. It sounds like George Gershwin or Duke Ellington, but not as good./i]

Should play some Gottschalk. There are terrific black composers out there but most of them were forgotten because classical music is bizarrely trendy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

72 So, this is funny: the Lincoln Project's Steve Schmidt was on Twitter stirring up the Karens over VRBO/Expedia (Expedia owns VRBO) failure to cancel ressies in DC and No VA/MD, like ABB did. VRBO has different terms of service, so they can't, but the real beauty of this is Chelsea Clinton is on the Board of Expedia, as if she knows anything about Hospitality.

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:30 PM (R0z7P)

73 That chick is wearing too much blush. Mace's early promises, and those that promoted her here in SC are everything I have come to loathe and detest in that dead party. Your carrots tied to the end of a long stick no longer interest me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 18, 2021 02:30 PM (O+I8R)

74 Man, the government sure is scared shitless.

Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)

A D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.

1) How does he know that?
2) If true, what does that say about the way the rest of the country voted?????

Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (S8ePJ)

75 who the hell names their kid Jebediah?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)

76 the real beauty of this is Chelsea Clinton is on the Board of Expedia, as if she knows anything about Hospitality.

Thats how the grift works though. The mafia showed the way: you extort and pressure companies to put one of their guys on the board with full pay and benefits, but no-show jobs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

77 75 who the hell names their kid Jebediah?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)


The Clampetts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

78 They can have it.

Not sure what they will do with a party that has fewer voters than the Green Party though.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (Ojki1)

79 Screw him first.

Not one more vote. Not one more dime.
We need to have a pool for which retard does what first. Maybe a bingo card.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (W2Pud)

80 >>>I want to be a new voice for the Republican Party

Fine. Openly reject the LGBT conformity lobby, the CCP, intersectional oppression theory, cancel culture, tech-monopoly censorship, and the globalist hegemony agenda and we'll talk. Otherwise STFU and get out of the way of someone actually willing to stand up for freedom.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (Y6UV7)

81 From the last thread, The Black Widows makes a good point about the GOP, they are actually in the way right now when it comes to fighting the left. They pretend they're the opposition but they're really just playing defense for them.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (qH6FZ)

82 2) If true, what does that say about the way the rest of the country voted?????
Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM

Excellent question.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (OssQ4)

83 Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (CtltA)

Thanks for the examples. It's insane.

I wonder if it was planned or it just happened because of stupidity, greed and cowardice...Probably the second.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (v2c9/)

84 I don't know about anyone else, but Rep. Nancy Mace has me feeling thirsty for some milk.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:25 PM (C7zIl)

Well, she does have more bewbs than brains, it seems, as it she thinks it was Trump's fault people stormed that capitol.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 02:29 PM (SVRfQ)

I'm gonna assume she knows how to make a fantastic pot roast. And would remember to send a card on your aunt's birthday.

Now, go back in the kitchen, honey, the menfolk are talking.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (C7zIl)

85 75 who the hell names their kid Jebediah?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)

LOL.

John Ellis Bush

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:32 PM (ONvIw)

86 I'm sure history has some great examples of leaders who were loathed and crowded behind walls while issuing decrees that made people loathe them more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:33 PM (s4dNo)

87 77 75 who the hell names their kid Jebediah?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)





The Clampetts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

Damn, J.J. you beat me to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2021 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

88 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.

1) How does he know that?
2) If true, what does that say about the way the rest of the country voted?????
Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (S8ePJ)

I would think that the type of people in the national guard are the type of people to vote republican.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2021 02:33 PM (UPoLF)

89 I like Schlichter's "no prisoners and no F---s Given" approach. He kicks the door in like Breitbart and craps all over the table while the black tie dinner is going on to sell us all out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

90 Speaking of scum, I see Phil Specter is mort.

Buh bye baby.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:33 PM (L8ADy)

91 This is rich coming from Schlichter who didn't want to hear it from anyone saying that voting in teh GA run-off was pointless. He just kept saying turn-out greater than the margin of fraud.

Well how'd that turnout on November 3? We did just that and the enemy just stopped counting until they knew how many votes to manufacture in the dead of night for P3do Joe.

Those same machines we in place in teh GA runoff. Just what the hell did Schlichter think was going to happen with the same system in place.

So yes.....we can never return to Jeb!-like candidates, we can also never return to Trump-like candidates either. Because until we can ensure free and fair elections, we'll never elect anyone from our side ever again.

Posted by: TheAdmiral at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (JjPlg)

92 They issued a warning to all 50 states stating that
they should expect 'armed riots' at the state capitals during ChooChoo's
party.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)

++++
I don't think they are scared at all. I think this is just the excuse they are using to establish permanent military fortresses around all Fed. agencies.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (YfDWa)

93 well, back to work for me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

94 They want to exorcise Trump in the name of JEB! ...

"I caste ye out, in the name of JEB!" "In the name of JEB! I order ye out of this house!"

Being attacked by JEB is like being gummed by a sheep. Also, as has been pointed out, nice pillows. Pity they aren't connected to any brain cells.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (v16oJ)

95 Amazing! I just dropped in and commented on the previous Thread, an I get this standing ovation. Thank you! You really do love me!

Posted by: Jeb!! at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (DMUuz)

96 Because it's MLK Day, WRR is playing William Grant Still's Afro-American Symphony. It sounds like George Gershwin or Duke Ellington, but not as good.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (rgNtt)


I put Still in the same category as Coleridge-Taylor or Amy Beach - pleasant enough, but really in the third- or fourth-rank as composers. Believe me, I'm all in favor of little-known music being performed (I just bought a CD of Cipriani Potter, after all), but to puff second-rate artists into the category of a Bach or Mahler (or even a Mendelssohn) is tokenism of the worst kind.

But then, classical music is a woke shitshow anyway.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (2JVJo)

97 Now they are afraid the NG folk might contain some bad actors and they won't uphold their oaths.



They issued a warning to all 50 states stating that they should
expect 'armed riots' at the state capitals during ChooChoo's party.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s4dNo)

BAMA... what they are afraid of is that the NG WILL uphold their oaths... enemies foreign and domestic and all that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (946rW)

98 They should have a separate funeral for Phil Spector's hair.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (xPl2J)

99 "I think this is just the excuse they are using to establish permanent military fortresses around all Fed. agencies."

I said this over coffee this morning. Those fences aren't coming down anytime soon.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (isHRY)

100 who the hell names their kid Jebediah?

It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

101 Willowed

Wait...
Roosters lay eggs?
Posted by: IP

Too subtle for y'all? That there mouth breathing Nancy is a hen. Shoot a few more roosters, and the hen, being essentially a pea brained descendant of a dinosaur, thinks: " Oh shit I'm next. Better lay more eggs so that scary guy doesn't off me. " I failed to mention that I hate all chickens but I want my eggs so what's a feller to do?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * pater peccavi at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (7GxH7)

102 Speaking of scum, I see Phil Specter is mort.

Talented scum, though. Crazy and evil, but very skilled and visionary. All too often the very artistic and talented are screwy in the head and bleak in the soul.

Its like Champions, you have to take disadvantages enough to pay for your abilities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

103 Yeah.. I have regrets.. I curse myself for voting for her.. Never again

Posted by: Silent at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (CrU4U)

104
Come and listen to a story 'bout a schmuck named Jeb...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

105 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.

1) How does he know that?

--

He doesn't. He's full of dog doo. But nowadays, you just throw stuff out there and it's automatically believable. If you have a D after your name. The "media" told me so.

Really, I don't believe one word that comes out of any democrat's mouth. Not a one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

106 Jebediah Origin and Meaning

The name Jebediah is a boy's name of Hebrew origin meaning "beloved friend".

Like its better known cousin Jedidiah, Jebediah is one of those four-syllable Old Testament names that is being shorn of its long white-bearded image, with the help of its modern-sounding Jeb nickname.

Pop culture references: The Australian alternate rock band Jebediah, and the founder of the Simpson's hometown, Jebediah Springfield.

Jeb Bush, by the way, was not born Jebediah: J.E.B. are his initials, as in John Ellis Bush.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (v2c9/)

107 I don't think they are scared at all. I think this is just the excuse
they are using to establish permanent military fortresses around all
Fed. agencies.

It's all just a transparent attempt to drum up some drama and menace, so as to justify the Night of the Long Knives. Say, you know who else had a Night of the Long Knives?


Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (v16oJ)

108 I don't think they are scared at all. I think this is just the excuse they are using to establish permanent military fortresses around all Fed. agencies.
Posted by: washrivergal


Yeah. Because they are going to go back on their promises to BLM & Antifa.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (CigxG)

109 Trump could fix this. Start the America First party.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (ftFVW)

110 The Clampetts...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:31 PM (s2VJv)


And that's reserved for the runt of the litter. The one that's a bit "tetch'd" in the haid.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (L8ADy)

111 Basically Dems see an opportunity to totally destroy the GOP and Trump forever. Associate them with violence, cancel them forever and poof, one party rule.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (s4dNo)

112 Is Mace getting thoroughly blasted in the comments? She should be. I'm not on that toilet, so I can't participate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (O+I8R)

113 Because until we can ensure free and fair elections, we'll never elect anyone from our side ever again.

Posted by: TheAdmiral at January 18, 2021 02:34 PM (JjPlg)

Worse, they are going to eliminate our "side" from the equation. Or at least try to. With our "side" defined as the America First Party of Common Sense.

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (u+Y3T)

114
"I caste ye out, in the name of JEB!" "In the name of JEB! I order ye out of this house!"

--------

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wroooonnnnnnng.

Youre fired, Jeb. Low energy Jeb. I gotta tell ya. The Energizer bunny.... you aint.


~Teh Golden Scalp Weasel

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (CtltA)

115 JEB. Are they kidding?

Posted by: Ziba at January 18, 2021 02:37 PM (S1hrL)

116 I think Jeb! has lumbago.

Or maybe a touch of the gripe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:37 PM (LWu6U)

117 Isn't Jebedia Springfield the founder of the Simpsons' city?

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:37 PM (ONvIw)

118 So, roosters lay eggs AND chickens display cognitive reasoning over the death of another chicken.

Cool, got it.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (isHRY)

119 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.
Ah yes, the othering of the military types, good to see the dems still hate them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (r+sAi)

120 Trump could fix this. Start the America First party.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (ftFVW)

I really hope he does that. Keep the pressure on, keep building. Millions will join him and the GOP will die a slow, painful and well-deserved death.

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (u+Y3T)

121 117 Isn't Jebedia Springfield the founder of the Simpsons' city?
Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:37 PM (ONvIw)

Yeah...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (v2c9/)

122 Jeb Bush, by the way, was not born Jebediah: J.E.B. are his initials, as in John Ellis Bush.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:35 PM (v2c9/)

Yes Jeb is the Gob Bluth of the bush family.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (UPoLF)

123 Will be interesting to watch the Dems purge the armed forces of Trump supporters.

We will be left with 50 generals and 10,000 trans warriors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (s4dNo)

124 but to puff second-rate artists into the category of a Bach or Mahler (or even a Mendelssohn) is tokenism of the worst kind.

Exactly. I love John Field and Ralph Vaughn-Williams but I recognize they aren't as great as the best composers. Its okay, not everyone is Mozart, most are Salieri (who was quite good) or even less. Just don't pretend otherwise just because the composer happens to have non-European roots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

125 She didn't last two weeks.

Renee Ellmers did better than that.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (+RZls)

126 Donks on twitter support her...lol.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

127
"I like Kurt Schlichter's "no prisoners and no F---s Given" approach." - C.R. Taylor

It's made up persona designed to attract followers and sell books. He will always side with the Hugh Hewitt's and Ben Shapiro's on the right over us. Fuck him.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (qH6FZ)

128 Whats interesting is how agreeable the message is. "Promoting liberty and pursuing happiness." (should limit that scope that to just americans) Better than anything the dems would ever offer. Says to me they know what they should be supporting, but always lack the will to pursue it.

Posted by: Political McGuffin at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (1MFjD)

129 Jeb! wants Samoa

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (63Dwl)

130 112 Is Mace getting thoroughly blasted in the comments? She should be. I'm not on that toilet, so I can't participate.

I'm doing my best...

Posted by: Silent at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (CrU4U)

131 It's "Jed".

Posted by: Wellll doggies at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (+y8uL)

132 The gop needs to be wiped from the planet. Primary all of them with Ghengis Khan types

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (9Om/r)

133 Is Mace getting thoroughly blasted in the comments? She should be. I'm not on that toilet, so I can't participate.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (O+I8R)

Top three comments were supportive.

The narrative is going to stick. There's a very good chance these clowns are going to do quite well in 2 years, winning the House and getting back to the business of Goping as only Gope can.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (C7zIl)

134 126 Donks on twitter support her...lol.
Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:38 PM (ONvIw)


So does Playtex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (s2VJv)

135 At least our Intelligence agencies are on the up and up. Imagine if the Uniparty had its own pet KGB now? We'd be proper fucked.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (Sq5xa)

136 die gop die

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (nUhF0)

137 I don't think they are scared at all. I think this is just the excuse they are using to establish permanent military fortresses around all Fed. agencies.

What do the cool kids say? Oh yeah, embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

138 I can't wait until the GOP takes power again. Just imagine the fucking Hearings. We are gonna Hearing you so bad, you're gonna wish you were Marlee Matlin.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 02:40 PM (Sq5xa)

139 They aren't afraid of the NG.

They are setting an example.
They are purging.

Posted by: Luk Daon at January 18, 2021 02:40 PM (nWF39)

140 Carbuncle On Ass > Jeb!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2021 02:41 PM (R/m4+)

141 Come and listen to a story 'bout a schmuck named Jeb...
Dumb profiteer barely kept his family wed...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

142 123 "interesting to watch the Dems purge the armed forces..."

I'm a little tired of watching the Dems sh** all over the place, aren't you?

Posted by: Ziba at January 18, 2021 02:41 PM (S1hrL)

143 > Minimum wage was $1.25 per hour.

This is important.

At around that same time, my stepfather was making $75/week working in a sawmill. Well above minimum wage, it was. We weren't exactly living a life of luxury, nonetheless.

Inflation only really matters if prices go up without a corresponding increase in wages. It's a godsend for debtors, which most Americans are, or those who hold real property (which, again, many Americans do).

It does suck ass if you're on a fixed-income pension (not indexed for inflaction) or something like that. It also sucks ass if you're a bank sitting on a bunch of 30 year fixed-rate mortgages. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 02:41 PM (2q9zZ)

144 He will always side with the Hugh Hewitt's and Ben Shapiro's on the right over us.

He hasn't so far.

Jeb Bush, by the way, was not born Jebediah: J.E.B. are his initials, as in John Ellis Bush.

Yeah I have had people call me "kurt" from CRT before. Its a nickname oddity but some people insist on calling everyone by a nickname. Who was that obnoxious spud on ESPN who did that all the time? It was kind of interesting at first then got tedious, then you just wished someone would stuff him in a crate and ship him to Shanghai

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

145
Twitter injun lady tells big whopper just like fake injun liz warren.

She lies about her father, a scientific genius in India, couldn't get a job in racist USA, so he was forced to sell insurance door-to-door. Wait, there's more.

Her father had no success with the insurance sales because he was shunned in the racist community. That is, until, he received the "endorsement" from the "local KKK leader."

https://youtu.be/gzWzG5vjxf8

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (inzoL)

146 @108...you might be on to something there.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (evxBY)

147 I can't wait until the GOP takes power again. Just
imagine the fucking Hearings. We are gonna Hearing you so bad, you're
gonna wish you were Marlee Matlin.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 02:40 PM (Sq5xa)

And strongly worded letters. Those will be devastating.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (946rW)

148 LOL. Jeb thinks voting matters.

/the Dems own the voting machines and the people who count the votes.

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

149 "Top three comments were supportive.

The narrative is going to stick. There's a very good chance these clowns are going to do quite well in 2 years, winning the House and getting back to the business of Goping as only Gope can."

No with my vote they aren't. I'll work within the GOP. I'll support primary challengers. But if a calcified, business-as-usual country club republican (the irony of that title in the Trump Era) is on the ballot I'll vote 3p or write in. Enough. The Bush family destroyed the GOP twice. I will not support them or their kind ever again.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (Nqq7o)

150 But...but... Jeb! Speaks! Spanish! So all those "new" voters will just FLOCK to us!!! Right?

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (u+Y3T)

151 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

Another comment from Agatha Christopher Lord and Taylor. Back back back, GONE!!!

Posted by: Chris Berman at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (Sq5xa)

152 But then, classical music is a woke shitshow anyway.
They keep trying to make classical music (which I love) hip and edgy, and they keep failing. Playing your violin like Jimmy Page played guitar, with all kinds of annoying emoting and unnecessary motion, ain't gonna help. I guess they figure wokeness might.
Protip: it won't. There aren't a lot of antifa at a classical music concert.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (v16oJ)

153 Steve Cohen from TN is the rep that claimed that 75% of NG are Nazis. He's also the guy that brought the KFC to a Committee meeting when someone wouldn't show up, iirc. (And, he had a black lady staffer deliver it to the committee, which was cringe worthy.)

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (R0z7P)

154 So yes.....we can never return to Jeb!-like candidates, we can also never return to Trump-like candidates either. Because until we can ensure free and fair elections, we'll never elect anyone from our side ever again.
Posted by: TheAdmiral

Perhaps I am in the minority, but I see the political process as a headless corpse for the most part. Concerned about your vote? Put your efforts and voice into your local election for County Sheriff and Prosecuting Attorney. Hope for any meaningful results beyond that is just your medical marijuana fooling you.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (7GxH7)

155 /the Dems own the voting machines and the people who count the votes.

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

Yes, but they will allow us the illusion of choice as before. You may choose the donkey crap sandwich, or the elephant crap sandwich. Your choice, but either way it's a sh!t sandwich.

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (u+Y3T)

156 Yeah Chris Berman, that's the guy. Good lord. When he restrained himself to football at least I didn't have to hear him but they stuck him on everything and he was terrible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

157 Without looking I guessed Nancy Mace represented Hilton Head and Charleston. Yay me.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

158 Who was that obnoxious spud on ESPN who did that all the time?
Bud Collins. When he started calling Bjorn Borg the "angelic assassin" I stopped watching tennis.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (v16oJ)

159 Jeb Bush: velveeta cheese on day old bread. The Repulican party is over. Turn in your noise makers.

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (BdDfF)

160
D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.

1) How does he know that?


Is he assuming that because that is the percentage who are WHITE?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

161 I'm sure history has some great examples of leaders who were loathed and
crowded behind walls while issuing decrees that made people loathe them
more.
---------------
Glossu Rabban Harkonnen -- the Beast!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (ab0zp)

162
Perhaps I am in the minority, but I see the
political process as a headless corpse for the most part. Concerned
about your vote? Put your efforts and voice into your local election for
County Sheriff and Prosecuting Attorney. Hope for any meaningful
results beyond that is just your medical marijuana fooling you.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (7GxH7)
I am there too. A lot of people are.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (946rW)

163 1) How does he know that?

Because most voters did?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

164 GOPe mantra: We only ass rape our loyal supporters.... with lube.

Vote For Us!

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (fqbKl)

165 Jeb Bush: velveeta cheese on day old bread.**cough**

Posted by: Dollar Store Cheez Whiz at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (v16oJ)

166 "He hasn't so far" - C.R. Taylor


Bullshit, Schlichter spends half his time on Twitter talking tough and pretending to be a champion for Trump and his supporter and the other half shitting all over Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 18, 2021 02:47 PM (qH6FZ)

167 And for the daily dose of virtue signaling, Victorias Secret is paying tribute to Martin Luther King in their daily email for today.

Because when I purchase my unmentionables, civil rights are the only thing on my mind?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma, I did not sign up to live in Interesting Times, yet here I be at January 18, 2021 02:47 PM (8/7u2)

168 Is he assuming that because that is the percentage who are WHITE?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

Could also include the Black-White, Hispanic-White, etc., if you apply WaPo's "multi-racial Whiteness" theory.

Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 02:47 PM (S8ePJ)

169 Without looking I guessed Nancy Mace represented Hilton Head and Charleston. Yay me.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

First female graduate of The Citadel.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (+RZls)

170 There aren't a lot of antifa at a classical music concert.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (v16oJ)

Luckily there is a huge library of glorious classical music performed by people with no obvious political agenda. It's almost as if they were just trying to make beautiful music!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (nSqeO)

171 155 /the Dems own the voting machines and the people who count the votes.

Posted by: shibumi at January 18, 2021 02:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
--------------

Change that and the rules is the biggest step we can take getting back to normal.

Posted by: Luk Daon at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (nWF39)

172 153 Steve Cohen from TN is the rep that claimed that 75% of NG are Nazis. He's also the guy that brought the KFC to a Committee meeting when someone wouldn't show up, iirc. (And, he had a black lady staffer deliver it to the committee, which was cringe worthy.)
Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (R0z7P)

Is Memphis crazy donk?

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

173 But...but... Jeb! Speaks! Spanish! So all those "new" voters will just FLOCK to us!!! Right?
Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (u+Y3T)


We need more videos of him immersed in Hispanic culture just to drive the point home. Eating tacos, drinking 40's, betting at cock fights, getting a new tattoo with his ese's, maybe knifing a few Gringos in a back alleyway. That'll really endear him to the new GOP voter base.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (L8ADy)

174 Jeb Bush: velveeta cheese on day old bread.

**cough**
Posted by: Dollar Store Cheez Whiz at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (v16oJ)


**cough**

Posted by: Gas Station Sushi at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo)

175 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.


How did they now? They had to 'adjudicate' those votes to 100% for Biden. Took a few minutes thanks to Dominatrix Software.

Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (N/gDA)

176 Off topic but I have a question.

People make "book trailers" which are basically a short video teasing their book and trying to promote it.

1) has anyone seen one of these?
2) has anyone, anywhere, ever bought a book based on one?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

177 Trump ordered turning DC into a Iraq or Afghanistan forwarding station. Look up the EO he signed on 9/12/2018. We are under an national emergency. He put in the new Head of FEMA who was the highest ranking Marine Officer with 26 years experience whose job was managing failed civilian states of Iraq and Afghanistan to get them up and running again for functioning civilian governments. He is also now the acting head of DHS.
Thanks to the Dems and GOP, we are a failed state with our elections being rigged by NATO allies, CCP, middle eastern countries, and private and domestic Intel agencies and NGOs.
We are not turning our country and her people over to the fuckers.
This is why Pelosi and others are freaking out.

Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (uZ7eJ)

178 1) How does he know that?



Because most voters did?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe even 75% of voters.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (946rW)

179 >>> Yeah Chris Berman, that's the guy. Good lord. When he restrained himself to football at least I didn't have to hear him but they stuck him on everything and he was terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

======

He even managed to ruin a freakin' home run derby.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (SVRfQ)

180 Is he assuming that because that is the percentage who are WHITE?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

He must be an antifa supporter.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (ONvIw)

181 Vote for me and I'll lick Joe Biden's taint so well he won't even want to rape your kids!

Posted by: Nancy Mace for President! at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (qlFIA)

182 the other half shitting all over Trump and his supporters./i]

I haven't been on twitter for a few months but I must have missed all of those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

183 I do enjoy all the Tweets from twats about purging the Trump supports. I feel the "unity". It's so much healing and unity I can barely hold my emotions in check. I live near the railroad tracks so I could just walk down the hill and wait for the unity train to roll past and hop on board.

Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (Gylu/)

184 Every comment I saw on that twitter link was supportive of her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

185 The banksters and the other debt masters think they can use this to rule America.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (kGVaw)


B-b-but it worked great for the French in Mexico!

...oh, wait...

Posted by: CppThis at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (zcf1k)

186 Who was that obnoxious spud on ESPN who did that all the time?
Bud Collins. When he started calling Bjorn Borg the "angelic assassin" I stopped watching tennis.
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 02:45 PM (v16oJ)

And the kiss!!

Posted by: Bill Raftery at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (+RZls)

187 "which are basically a short video teasing their book and trying to promote it."

Got ya covered, we've been doing it for years

Posted by: Cult of Scientology at January 18, 2021 02:50 PM (isHRY)

188 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden

And yet it was a bunch of 100-0% vote blocks from overseas military that put Xiden over the top in one of the six stolen states.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 02:50 PM (qlFIA)

189 Every comment I saw on that twitter link was supportive of her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

----

Well..... the opposition have all been deplatformed.... so.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 02:50 PM (CtltA)

190 Obnoxious sock off.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 18, 2021 02:50 PM (+RZls)

191 166 "He hasn't so far" - C.R. Taylor

Bullshit, Schlichter spends half his time on Twitter talking tough and pretending to be a champion for Trump and his supporter and the other half shitting all over Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 18, 2021 02:47 PM (qH6FZ)

This. As much fun as Schlichter's books are and how they eerily appear to be playing out, the last two months he's been shitting on half the people buying his books. The grift whiff is getting stronger.

Posted by: TheAdmiral at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (JjPlg)

192 D rep claimed that 75% of National Guard didn't vote for Biden, so they should be considered a threat.


You know who didn't have such a problem, because formed his own private army?



NOTE: There is the usual, obvious answer, but many, many wanna-be and actual national leaders throughout history made the same play.

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

193 Hey! Biden's outreach to those redneck hicks! Garth is playing at his inauguration! Wow. I'll bet his record sales absolutely soar after this stunt. iTunes store will probably have to get new servers to keep up with the dozens of sales coming down the pipeline.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (L8ADy)

194 the MTP make up person really, seriously screwed up her left eyebrow. Looks really weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (KKpag)

195 Off topic but I have a question.

People make "book trailers" which are basically a short video teasing their book and trying to promote it.

1) has anyone seen one of these?
2) has anyone, anywhere, ever bought a book based on one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)


I've seen one or two, but only through links here or on Insty before I dropped him.

Never bought a book, because the trailers weren't for anything I would enjoy. I'd love to make one for my new book, but I have to finish it first.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

196 Steve Cohen from TN is the rep that claimed that 75% of NG are Nazis. He's also the guy that brought the KFC to a Committee meeting when someone wouldn't show up, iirc. (And, he had a black lady staffer deliver it to the committee, which was cringe worthy.)
Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:43 PM (R0z7P)

Using the term Nazis to describe the enemy falls right into the enemy's playbook to wipe out Christians and Europeans. People need to stop. They are a fusion of Corporatists-Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (uZ7eJ)

197 3 Give me that $200 million. I guarantee you that I'll get more delegates to a convention than Jeb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

-----------

Give me $200 million and I would have the decency to go away and never bother you again.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (LWu6U)

198 24 Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v2c9/)

The banksters and the other debt masters think they can use this to rule America.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (kGVaw)

CW2 is like a bankruptcy, right? Cause if i have to shoot my way out, i sure as shit ain't paying the traitor's debts.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (VcFUs)

199 Yeah "Vichy Republicans" is a good name for these people. We need unity, stop resisting as you are kicked in the face! How can we every work toward a nation where I get huge checks from social media giants we bring prosperity and happiness if we won't stop fighting back against the thugs and bullies of the left?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

200 Traditionally trying to win via vote fraud when the military hates you hasn't worked out.

But I guess the idea is the blackmail/graft system bought Xiden the generals and it might be enough?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (qlFIA)

201
Steve Cohen from TN is the rep that claimed that 75% of NG are Nazis. He's also the guy that brought the KFC to a Committee meeting when someone wouldn't show up, iirc. (And, he had a black lady staffer deliver it to the committee, which was cringe worthy.)
Posted by: EveR


Cohen attempted to join the Congressional Black Caucus but they wouldn't take him. They'll take his votes, though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

202 172 CN

Have you been to Memphis lately? I am surprised a black BLMer hasn't primaried him. I think he has good constituent services, bc he is an odious individual.

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (R0z7P)

203 The one almost certain benefit of Wednesday will be that the ridiculous fantasy/wishcasting about the transition will disappear, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (OTzUX)

204 So wide spread voter fraud is a QAnon conspiracy? Go away GOP hack

Posted by: PaterNovem at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (yyJt0)

205 Got ya covered, we've been doing it for years
Posted by: Cult of Scientology


"Shyeah, I'll make you, like, a whole movie!"
--John Travolta

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

206 Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.[/]

The interesting question is when that gets defaulted on who draws the short stick.

Yes they are going to run the printing presses to delay it, but Xiden has a lot of clients to pay off.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (qlFIA)

207 called Action Jackson. Its bad but fun anyway. Best lines:

That is one dead piece of shit car maker.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (FhXTo)

208 So the Covid virus shutdown was originally "15 days", remember? Now in it's 10th month with no signs of ending.

Does anyone think those fences and armed troops are going away in 5 days?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (sy5kK)

209
Oops

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (qlFIA)

210 Basically Dems see an opportunity to totally destroy the GOP and Trump forever. Associate them with violence, cancel them forever and poof, one party rule.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 02:36 PM (s4dNo)

OK. Consider it done. Now what?
Take away all the divisive issues that politicians have refused to do anything about and we Americans have more in common than not. Most of the hate we have towards our fellow man has been manufactured by a small cadre of folks. One party rule would mean that one party would be held responsible.
Fucking with the entirety of the American people wouldn't be tolerated too long.

Posted by: THE Black Widows at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (z79tQ)

211 They are professionals. They have everything going for them except, you know, the consent, approval, or support of actual citizens with an actual right to vote.

Lucky for them, actual citizens with an actual right to vote is no longer one of the requirements.

Posted by: jc at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (PuMKG)

212 sockoff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (z79tQ)

213 People make "book trailers" which are basically a short video teasing their book and trying to promote it.

1) has anyone seen one of these?
2) has anyone, anywhere, ever bought a book based on one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)


Yes, I see them from time to time. But usually, they're for an author I couldn't care less about. Tom Clancy for instance is one that always has a TV spot of some kind. IIRC Steven King used to have them as well ages ago. Since I've cut the cable I rarely see any of these, and I can't recall ever seeing one that had anything that was like a "fictionalized" part with actors or stock footage depicting what the book was about.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (L8ADy)

214 Concerned about your vote? Put your efforts and voice into your local election for County Sheriff and Prosecuting Attorney.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 02:44 PM


the fcuking GOP can't even be bothered to run anyone for those offices around here; down ballot, after the state offices, there were zero GOP candidates for any office

I don't care if it's dog catcher or drain commissioner, run someone. Contest every race

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (TMggU)

215 Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.

Now that the GOP is not in charge of any body of the federal government any longer, they'll start yelling about the debt again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

216 189 Every comment I saw on that twitter link was supportive of her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

Not the ones I saw, a lot of donks liked her, but some hated her for not voting for impeachment. Plenty of commenters chose "hard pass"

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (ONvIw)

217 Does anyone think those fences and armed troops are going away in 5 days?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 02:53 PM (sy5kK)


The new normal ALWAYS comes at you fast.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 02:54 PM (L8ADy)

218 Days Off are for Closers

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (xBq9y)

219 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (FhXTo)

220 Hey! Biden's outreach to those redneck hicks! Garth is playing at his inauguration!


This would be a great time for Hank III (who seems to have disappeared) to make a comeback. Maybe sing "Dick in DC" (to his tune "Dick in Dixie").

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (u+Y3T)

221 At this point we should be trying to get China and our European "allies" to buy as much debt as we can, because it is never getting paid off.


2012 was probably the last chance, but the controlled opposition choose to lose with Romney.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (qlFIA)

222 When Biden plus Jeb! and the other GOPe rat bastards get a pathway to citizenship law rammed-through, based on ~16 million eligible illegals, after ~30 million apply I suppose they'll just tell the real US citizens, "Golly! Who knew? What a surprise, huh?"

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (AMIL/)

223 Being a true RINO (I only vote pubbie bcause the alternatives are even bigger assholes) I say the Jebbies can have it. I want a new party.
Hopefully, someone will primary ms. Mace.

Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at January 18, 2021 02:55 PM (hVOXD)

224 "Does anyone think those fences and armed troops are going away in 5 days?"

Nope.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:56 PM (isHRY)

225 Not the ones I saw

I am pretty sure that Twitter manipulates what comments and responses you get to see and in what order.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

226 Biden tried to get the Dixie Chicks but they did want their hair snuffed by the gropper

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 18, 2021 02:56 PM (r4bSV)

227
Have you been to Memphis lately? I am surprised a black BLMer hasn't primaried him. I think he has good constituent services, bc he is an odious individual.
Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM (R0z7P)

I've never been to Memphis. But he does seem to be a BLM/Antifa type. He looks like the Phantom of the Opera

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 02:56 PM (ONvIw)

228 Nancy Mace is an establishment version of the very lovely, very talented and very smart Kristi Noem. They must think we only care about the great looks and not the policies.

Posted by: Mookie at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (u+Y3T)

229 2012 was probably the last chance, but the controlled opposition choose to lose with Romney.

That is where I draw the line in history yeah. That was the last opportunity to turn things around. That was the death rattle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

230 I think the fences and troops are going away immediately.

There's no reason to have them there in the first place.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (OTzUX)

231 Does anyone think those fences and armed troops are going away in 5 days?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

The new normal ALWAYS comes at you fast.
Posted by: clutch cargo

What are they so paranoid of?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (CigxG)

232 195 Never bought a book, because the trailers weren't for anything I would enjoy. I'd love to make one for my new book, but I have to finish it first.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

==========

Fine, dammit.

I'll go write.

Fuck. Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

233 Off topic but I have a question.

People make "book trailers" which are basically a short video teasing their book and trying to promote it.

1) has anyone seen one of these?
2) has anyone, anywhere, ever bought a book based on one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (KZzsI)


Pretty much the opposite.

Most of the ones I've seen convince me not to buy cuz they're so cheesy they contaminate my interest.

Like most things, I suspect if you have enough skill and/or money or both to make a great "trailer", you're probably not worried about the effectiveness cuz you're jobs in the video world or you're already successful as a writer.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2021 02:58 PM (dWwl8)

234 I'm pretty well done with the VichyGOP. Jeb! may well take back the party but he will attract crowds just like Sleepy Joe Biden did during the last campaign.

It's time for the VichyGOP to go the way of the Whig party. It looks like it is completely unaware that it is accelerating toward the cliff. I don't care. The quicker the better. We may be in for 4 or 12 years of Bolshevik rule but eventually they will cause a final split in the nation. I don't see how one nation survives much longer after the corruption exposed in the Deep State and both wings of the single party.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 02:58 PM (+Kpte)

235 What are they so paranoid of?

The 6th gave them a tiny taste of what could happen, if they piss off enough people. They know that was a teensy slice of the total support base for Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

236 the fcuking GOP can't even be bothered to run anyone for those offices around here; down ballot, after the state offices, there were zero GOP candidates for any office

I don't care if it's dog catcher or drain commissioner, run someone. Contest every race
Posted by: AltonJackson

Don't ever vote party again. Through voice and numbers, force the Sheriff's canidate to publicly display the size of their testicles. Make every effort to get some assurance that both offices are at least in some semblance of lockstep. Vote character to the best of your ability. Screw party affiliation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (7GxH7)

237 So my "news" blackout has been effective. I thought there were going to be almost no inauguration festivities, it was going to be "virtual". Now, a ceremony on the west front, and musicians performing somewhere?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

238 So glad the old, weak GOP ain't convincing anyone.

Posted by: Draki at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (fQbD4)

239 How long before somebody is popped while supposedly "looking for a weak spot in the wall", and the chain link becomes concrete?

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (isHRY)

240 OT but it's very obvious that JackStraw and Tami have been noticeably absent for a long time. Did I miss something from them to explain the absence, or were they part of the purge of right-thinking people in government?

Posted by: jayhawkone at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (zDtyC)

241 Jeb's wife speaks better Spanish than Hillaria Baldwin

Posted by: Bobby Brady at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (x4zYf)

242 What are they so paranoid of?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (CigxG)

Being as vulnerable to assault as they made the rest of us.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (ONvIw)

243 . Now, a ceremony on the west front, and musicians performing somewhere?

Xiden win, COVID is over. At least in solid blue enclaves.

But wait until you hear about the lockdowns in the red states because they somehow all got a new mutant version!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (qlFIA)

244 Happy MLK Day. Don't mention that he was a "Dr" who plagiarized his PhD these, a "Reverend" who was constantly banging his groupies, or a puppet of his Communist Party handlers like Stanley Levison -- or we will fire you.

Posted by: CorporateAmerica at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (Yn0U1)

245 Alton STOP IT. Don't ask the GOPe to do that anymore. Reach out to Constitution Party or pick your choice. Either the GOPe finally gets the message or go the way of the whigs but its going to take patriots walking away from them and creating a 3rd party with some legs to shake them up. Tea Party failed to make them shape up, even a very popular POTUS Trump failed to shape them out. Its going to take a strong competitive party, and its likely the GOP goes the way of the whigs rather than reform themselves.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (Aashi)

246
What are they so paranoid of?
Posted by: rickb223

Me and my monkeys!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (7GxH7)

247
Yeb!

** please clap **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

248 The 6th gave them a tiny taste of what could happen, if they piss off enough people. They know that was a teensy slice of the total support base for Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


So teensy, they weren't even armed.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:01 PM (CigxG)

249 What are they so paranoid of?


They stole the election. The GOP gave them a green light.
But they now realize controlling the GOPe may not mean they control the opposition, including the majority of members of the military.
One Gen Pinochet and they might lose EVERYTHING right when they think they've won everything.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:01 PM (qlFIA)

250 199 Yeah "Vichy Republicans" is a good name for these people. We need unity, stop resisting as you are kicked in the face!

Quislings. I prefer Quislings. They actively work as part of the UniParty, proud that they helped defeat that evil Trump guy.

In reality, they have no idea how badly they effed themselves, forever.

Not one thin dime. I'd call them traitors, but they are too stupid to understand what they did when they took down the most effective visionary leader since at least Reagan, if not Lincoln. And it was their own leader, pushing traditional Republican issues better than anyone they have ever seen.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 03:01 PM (sy5kK)

251 You know the worst thing about Trump's defeat is that we even have to think about Jeb! again.

Ugh.

Just thinking about him makes...me...tired.

So........tired.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (dWwl8)

252 Jeb's wife speaks better Spanish than Hillaria Baldwin

"That is el falso, as my people say"
--Donna Senorita Esta Hillaria

Don't mention that he was a "Dr" who plagiarized his PhD these, a "Reverend" who was constantly banging his groupies, or a puppet of his Communist Party handlers like Stanley Levison -- or we will fire you.

THey don't care about any of that. What they don't want you to mention is how he called for racial unity and color blindness, judging people by their actions and character rather than subgroup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

253 I do enjoy all the Tweets from twats about purging
the Trump supports. I feel the "unity". It's so much healing and unity I
can barely hold my emotions in check. I live near the railroad tracks
so I could just walk down the hill and wait for the unity train to roll
past and hop on board.


Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 02:49 PM (Gylu/)

If you are waiting for the train instead of blowing up the tracks, you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (946rW)

254 Wut? Jeb has the clap?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (3H9h1)

255
Reach Across the Aisle (and Strangle One of Those Useless Mofos)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

256 But wait until you hear about the lockdowns in the red states because they somehow all got a new mutant version!
Posted by: 18-1


Third mutant variant found in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (CigxG)

257 You gotta bring more to the partyi than that babe. The Los Angeles Slimes says that the California Republican Congresscritters who did not vote for Trump's impeachment will "face a bleak future".

As usual the LA Slimes has its head up its alimentary canal. The ten GOP traitors who "voted their conscience" just voted themselves out of Congress in 2022.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (NVDjf)

258 We must do everything to protict Presdent joe biden because he will bring world peace and ends g;pbal warning !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (DZprG)

259 224 "Does anyone think those fences and armed troops are going away in 5 days?"

Nope.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 02:56 PM (isHRY)


It will be un-safe to reduce protection while there are hundreds of battalions of militarized White Supremacists roaming through the country, executing POC's, trannies, and ethnic studies and women's studies graduates, on sight! (info that will be coming soon to a Uniparty Media outlet near you!)

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (AMIL/)

260 For those interested or curious, Gab.com seems to be "down" from my location. I can't resolve "gab.com" via a dns server. I have tried changing to different dns servers and those too fail to resolve. This is an interesting development after Parler, AR15.com and other sites have been taken down recently, and vast numbers of conservative voices deplatformed in the last month.

I know the default response to any mention of "gab" is "ugh, Nazis" but if we think ace.mu.nu is not on their list of Nazis it is just wishful thinking.

Can anyone confirm whether they can resolve gab.com via dns at this time?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (+Kpte)

261 I'm voting for Pramila Jayapal in two years.
And Kashama Sawant.

I want my state to go down in flames. It want it good and hard.

And the feds will keep bailing us out.

Every school bond, every tax increase, moar rainbow sidewalks and PBS coverage of Tranny Story Hour.

Defund the Police? X10.

Let's do this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (W2Pud)

262 By the way, that armed intruder video is in fact hilarious but pointlessly rude and profane. It would have been just as funny without the continuous foul language.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

263 OT but it's very obvious that JackStraw and Tami have been noticeably absent for a long time. Did I miss something from them to explain the absence, or were they part of the purge of right-thinking people in government?
Posted by: jayhawkone at January 18, 2021 02:59 PM (zDtyC)

Presumably just taking time away from here, for their own reasons. I don't know how some people keep it up, I have to step back, but do so without stepping out. If that makes sense.

Incidentally, for those who are subjecting Schlichter to your purity tests, and finding him wanting? With all due respect, I think you might need to recalibrate your tests measures.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (oQ94s)

264 Quislings. I prefer Quislings. They actively work as part of the UniParty, proud that they helped defeat that evil Trump guy. In reality, they have no idea how badly they effed themselves, forever.

When were they an opposition party ? Seriously asking - because I don't know. They seemed to turn on Gingrich pretty quick and obviously resented him. They only accepted Reagan kicking and screaming. That pretty much goes back as far as my political memory.

Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (qgtjq)

265 The 6th gave them a tiny taste of what could happen, if they piss off enough people. They know that was a teensy slice of the total support base for Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)


That, and their own crocodiles. Who knows what they promised their hired goon squad, but you know they're not about to keep a promise. As well as regular, sane Americans are also pissed, even if they weren't ardent Trump supporters or even voted. The media's voice will continue to shrink, they know nobody's fooled any longer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (L8ADy)

266 227 CN

Missing Memphis is a very good thing, IMO. Cohen does resemble PotO. He also, weirdly, looks like the guy that fired the gun that killed Ashli Babbitt, but that one didn't wear glasses.

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (R0z7P)

267 It will be fun watching President Rutabaga ping pong between unifying the country and calling half the country racist, murdering, xenophobic assholes.


Delicate balancing act. Let's see if he can pull it off, Bob.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (s4dNo)

268 Fine, dammit.

I'll go write.

Fuck. Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)


Someone on the Book Thread mentioned a "beat writer's block" book which i ordered on kindle, but haven't started.

I know exactly what would make me write again - going back to part-time. But I can't get that to happen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

269 @215

At 10 trillion dollars, discussion of the debt was essentially becoming pointless, at 27 trillion and counting, the debt has essentially achieved the status of MacGuffin.

And any GOP politician that talks about it as End-Stage America emerges into stark relief is a charlatan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (6OqHa)

270 Can anyone confirm whether they can resolve gab.com via dns at this time?

Not right now. Gab faces nearly-perpetual DNS attacks and legal assault. They're usually slow or down because the social media giants hate it with a purple passion.

Oddly, MeWe which is pretty big and growing rapidly doesn't seem to have been noticed by them yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

271 261 For those interested or curious, Gab.com seems to be "down" from my location. I can't resolve "gab.com" via a dns server. I have tried changing to different dns servers and those too fail to resolve. This is an interesting development after Parler, AR15.com and other sites have been taken down recently, and vast numbers of conservative voices deplatformed in the last month.

I know the default response to any mention of "gab" is "ugh, Nazis" but if we think ace.mu.nu is not on their list of Nazis it is just wishful thinking.

Can anyone confirm whether they can resolve gab.com via dns at this time?
Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (+Kpte)

Down for me as well.

Posted by: TheAdmiral at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (JjPlg)

272 What are they so paranoid of?
Posted by: rickb223

Me and my monkeys!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (7GxH7)


Nonsense sweety!

Tremble before the awesome majesty of my poodle army!

Posted by: Evil Zombie Liberace at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (L8ADy)

273 back from a run. blood pressure was creeping up and as i age i need to take more breaks from a screen.

For general purposes, my eye doc says you should look away from the screen every 20 mins or so and focus on an object in the distance. he says the blue light waves do damage to eye nerves over time- and the best part is they aren't sure of the long term consequences of such increased computer screen usage.
Winning!
But I'm only 29 so you boomers will have to worry about that.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (LbTMu)

274 feedback on the gab check.. 404, out

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (isHRY)

275 The one almost certain benefit of Wednesday will be that the ridiculous fantasy/wishcasting about the transition will disappear, right?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 02:52 PM


No. They will just add a DeLorean, a flux capacitor, and some plutonium to the fantasy.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (awtm/)

276 "We are seeing corporations saying not one more dime to those that objected."

And that is all that matters.

But my intellectual betters say "Vote GOP", because the Democrats are laughing or something.

It's a line that is closely akin to the "Foreign countries like the Sudan and Algeria are laughing at us" as they walk 8 miles stepping over starving children's bodies on their way to fetch a clay pot full of malaria infested water.

Here's a clue for you, I don't give a sh*t about whether Democrats are laughing.

Not one more vote.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (KYBJl)

277 What are they so paranoid of?
Posted by: rickb223

Me and my monkeys!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (7GxH7)


Everybody's got something to hide.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (2JVJo)

278 Duty calls and Mrs. Sock has the day off. Time to employ the pretense of being useful.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (7GxH7)

279 I've received a couple of emails from Nikki Haley.
She wants my money to help her do some things.

What's the take on her since she left the UN?

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (oJ2p/)

280 They were announcing the musical performers about two weeks ago -- Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lopez at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (ab0zp)

281

Germans who repeatedly refuse to quarantine after being exposed to COVID-19 will be held in detention centers - and even under police guard, according to reports.

Officials in the state of Saxony - which is experiencing one of the worst outbreaks in the European nation - have already approved plans to hold quarantine-breakers in a fenced-off section of a refugee camp, the Telegraph said.

Another state, Brandenburg, also plans to use a section of a refugee camp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (63Dwl)

282 Can anyone confirm whether they can resolve gab.com via dns at this time?
Posted by: WarEagle82


No can do from my location.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (CigxG)

283 and I don't mean her take being my money

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (oJ2p/)

284 Garth was Taylor Swift before she was born

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (QgW45)

285 At 10 trillion dollars, discussion of the debt was essentially becoming pointless, at 27 trillion and counting, the debt has essentially achieved the status of MacGuffin.

And any GOP politician that talks about it as End-Stage America emerges into stark relief is a charlatan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (6OqHa)

As someone once said: "Slowly, then quickly."

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (gAFsE)

286 how about we stop running gays and women? Call me crazy

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (bhPL1)

287 259 We must do everything to protict Presdent joe biden because he will bring world peace and ends g;pbal warning !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 18, 2021 03:02 PM (DZprG)

No, the previous Dem that people had to vote for cause they really wanted Bidet but he was forced down the ticket was the one who ended global warming.

Bidet has promised to end cancer, though apparently it is by giving friends and donors big money jobs at nonprofits what then don't spend any actual money on cancer research going by the one he founded.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (Ojki1)

288 Let's do this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (W2Pud)

I make it a habit of not voting for people who have names I can't even fucking pronounce. That usually tells me that they got about as much of a cultural connection to the US as I have to a bunch of loin cloth wearing blowgun hunters in a cave in S America. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (9Om/r)

289 They were announcing the musical performers about two weeks ago -- Lady Gaga and Jennifer Lopez at least.

"we'll have all the big hits from before college students were even born!"
--Democrats, claiming to be hip and new

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

290 Been thinking all day these Leftists who claim so and so were part of some kind of plot to take over the government so they are not going to give you their service are making the decision you are guilty without a trial.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (Cxk7w)

291 I've received a couple of emails from Nikki Haley.
She wants my money to help her do some things.

Posted by: Bruce


Unless it's to help her set up her stripper channel, gtfo.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (CigxG)

292 Can anyone confirm whether they can resolve gab.com via dns at this time?
Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:03 PM (+Kpte)

Posted by: TheAdmiral at January 18, 2021 03:05 PM (JjPlg)


It's OKAY!

Gab had a statement up this morning saying that at 1pm EST they were shutting down as they're placing new servers and hardware (they said vacuum tubes - ha ha) and the estimated time down would be 1 hour. As expected, it will probably be more like 3-4 hours as something ALWAYS goes wrong.

Posted by: Evil Zombie Liberace at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (L8ADy)

293 So, what's up with that?

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (H95PK)

294 2016: Hahaha you bitter clingers think we want to send you to prison camps


2020: People are being sent to COVID prison camps.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (qlFIA)

295 One Gen Pinochet and they might lose EVERYTHING right when they think they've won everything.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:01 PM (qlFIA)

b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (EZebt)

296 So teensy, they weren't even armed.



Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:01 PM---
Yep, saw at least a dozen hit pieces on the "insurrection" today on the news and there was not a single video of anyone armed. Joked with the wife that was the most peaceful insurrection in the history of the planet.

No fires, no overturned police cars and no bloody bodies littering the streets of DC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (JUOKG)

297 Hey! Biden's outreach to those redneck hicks! Garth is playing at his inauguration! Wow. I'll bet his record sales absolutely soar after this stunt. iTunes store will probably have to get new servers to keep up with the dozens of sales coming down the pipeline.
====

Some perspective - when Garth Brooks was the hot thing, I was a sophomore in HS. I'll be 45 this year.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (vg8iE)

298 At 10 trillion dollars, discussion of the debt was essentially becoming pointless, at 27 trillion and counting, the debt has essentially achieved the status of MacGuffin.
And any GOP politician that talks about it as End-Stage America emerges into stark relief is a charlatan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 03:04 PM (6OqHa)

Remember when Paul Ryan was blathering about balancing the budget and had reams and reams of paperwork detailing how stacked in front of him.

All bullshit. It is too laugh.....ain't nobody balancing shit.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (R/m4+)

299 Thanks for the gab updates. It had been working reasonably well for the last two days. Then sometime after 1300 ET today it seems to have gone down and it is clearly a DNS issue though there may be other attacks running concurrently.

They are coming for us. That much is clear.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (+Kpte)

300 Not another penny.

Not another vote.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

301 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Unless it's to help her set up her stripper channel, gtfo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (CigxG)

She needs to make an account on OnlyGOP.

Posted by: Vanya at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (gAFsE)

303 Germans who repeatedly refuse to quarantine after being exposed to COVID-19 will be held in detention centers - and even under police guard, according to reports.

Officials in the state of Saxony - which is experiencing one of the worst outbreaks in the European nation - have already approved plans to hold quarantine-breakers in a fenced-off section of a refugee camp, the Telegraph said.

Another state, Brandenburg, also plans to use a section of a refugee camp.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Arbeit Macht Frie!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (CigxG)

304 Mace, Nancy

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

305 290 Been thinking all day these Leftists who claim so and so were part of some kind of plot to take over the government so they are not going to give you their service are making the decision you are guilty without a trial.
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (Cxk7w


No God. No god given rights. Some people more equal than others, etc etc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (s4dNo)

306 here is something interesting: MSM reporting all sorts of alleged violence will go down at state capitols.

In Olympia, WA, there was one protestor that showed up yesterday to hold a sign that said stop the steal.
And there are all sorts of NG troops there.

What a clusterfuck. And now the narrative has been set that all NG personnel must be double vetted. This shit is unbelievable.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (LbTMu)

307 I make it a habit of not voting for people who have names I can't even fucking pronounce. That usually tells me that they got about as much of a cultural connection to the US as I have to a bunch of loin cloth wearing blowgun hunters in a cave in S America. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 03:07 PM (9Om/r)


Also avoid hyphens as much as possible.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (L8ADy)

308 Unless it's to help her set up her stripper channel, gtfo.
Posted by: rickb223

Well, as long as it's good, honest work

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (oJ2p/)

309 no panicking my droogies - Gab is down for additional servers going online. they notified everyone of this. supposed to only be an hour but they probably hit some turbulence which happens. was supposed to be down starting at 1:15 eastern

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2021 03:10 PM (j9HX3)

310 twitter.com/getongab

All is fine. Scheduled downtime, be back up shortly.

Posted about it this morning.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2021 03:10 PM (/2aWP)

311 Why do we give a fuck about Noods again? What do the noods ever say?

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 03:10 PM (H95PK)

312 Yep, saw at least a dozen hit pieces on the "insurrection" today on the news and there was not a single video of anyone armed. Joked with the wife that was the most peaceful insurrection in the history of the planet.

No fires, no overturned police cars and no bloody bodies littering the streets of DC.
Posted by: Mister Scott


When they "swarmed" into the Rotunda, they stayed between the velvet ropes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:10 PM (CigxG)

313 "I don't think there's a human being alive in America today that could do a better job than Chuck Schumer in this moment to bring this country back together,"
_Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)

UpChuck's getting the country back together again.
We love you too much Chuck.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 03:11 PM (OQF5r)

314 Twelve minkeys?? You said 'minkeys'!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 03:11 PM (ab0zp)

315 What a clusterfuck. And now the narrative has been set that all NG personnel must be double vetted. This shit is unbelievable.
Pretty soon they'll make them swear a new oath of loyalty. I'd say to something liberal but not obviously so but they are subtle so I'm going to predict a personal oath of loyalty to the President within the next couple of years for NG and military.

Also, they want to get people used to the notion of using the NG against people opposed to the government.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:11 PM (qlFIA)

316 Antifa sprays Mace at Trump supporters

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 18, 2021 03:11 PM (fUm2i)

317 246
What are they so paranoid of?
Posted by: rickb223
Me and my monkeys!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * per fidem intrepidus at January 18, 2021 03:00 PM (7GxH7)
--
Everybody's Got Something to Hide, except Me and My Monkey. Isn't that the White Album?
The Beatles were all experimenting with drugs, the situation was getting out of hand domestically, and their shit they put out was scrambled with no discernable direction by the time that album was produced.
Just like the GOPe. And one more album after that, the Beatles broke up forever.
I do believe we are seeing history repeat itself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

318 >>No fires, no overturned police cars and no bloody bodies littering the streets of DC.


Nobody even so much as shit on a Cop Car.

And you want to call that an insurrection?


Bitch. Please.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (NrXcA)

319

the Independent Sentinel, Democrats prepare to cement their hold on political power forever
from the article, quoting the Wall Street Journal, We've warned about this and reported on it frequently. It will mean Republicans never win another election. This is why Mitch McConnell is really so angry with Donald Trump. He felt DJT should concentrate on saving the Senate so this could be kept at bay.
Really and for true? Maybe Trump was ineffective due to all of McConnell's knives in his back.

https://tinyurl.com/y55ctgzf

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (YwPJG)

320 They had a vital and brilliant future with Trump. They chose the death of the cowardly and unimaginative. Bring it on.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (H8QX8)

321 It's OKAY!

Gab had a statement up this morning saying that at 1pm EST they were shutting down as they're placing new servers and hardware (they said vacuum tubes - ha ha) and the estimated time down would be 1 hour. As expected, it will probably be more like 3-4 hours as something ALWAYS goes wrong.
Posted by: Evil Zombie Liberace


They need to hire professionals. You don't ever do updates that take your business offline IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORKDAY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (CigxG)

322 Reuters reported that the Trump administration notified several suppliers to Chinese telecommunications giant Huawei - including chipmaker Intel - that it is revoking certain licenses to sell to the Chinese firm.

Make JEB do the heavy lifting for business

Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (3aI0K)

323 Mister Scott, find the video clip of the "proceedings" (heh) in the Senate chamber. Very weird. Some "protesters" in there, walking around, some rifling through papers at senators' desks, buffalo horn dude going up to the presiding officer's chair. And a Cap cop just talking with them calmly, then asking if they can leave. Whole thing is surreal and ridiculous, including that they were allowed to get anywhere close.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (OTzUX)

324 >>>When they "swarmed" into the Rotunda, they stayed between the velvet ropes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:10 PM (CigxG)
--------------

Don't believe your lying eyes.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (OQF5r)

325 I've asked my D rep when they will start up the impeachment for Harris for her encouraging BLM and Antifa to continue to riot this summer.

Have not heard from her. Maybe it's lost in the email-verse somewhere.

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (oJ2p/)

326 Then sometime after 1300 ET today it seems to have gone down and it is clearly a DNS issue though there may be other attacks running concurrently. They are coming for us. That much is clear.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:08 PM (+Kpte)


That's why Gab has had cloudflare checking on your browser at least half the time. They're very aware of DDoS attacks, as they probably get them 24/7. And, now that Parler is out of the way, the blame for 1/6 has shifted to Gab. Doesn't matter if all the planning was on FB. Luckily, we've got a lot of good guys on our side, and Big Tech decided they wanted to draw a line in the sand even with their own people, a move they'll come to regret.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (L8ADy)

327 I See Dead People.

Posted by: that kid from The 6th Sense at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (sy5kK)

328 Jeb can have it. We need a new party.

Posted by: PlainJane at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (Qo+uP)

329 I've received a couple of emails from Nikki Haley.
She wants my money to help her do some things.

What's the take on her since she left the UN?
Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (oJ2p/)

She's got an OnlyFans page for those with vision problems. That's why the beg for cash to "do some things".
Oh, the catch is that you are the sucker, not her!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (z79tQ)

330 Arbeit Macht Frie!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (CigxG)



Work makes french fries?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (ZSK0i)

331 >> "I don't think there's a human being alive in America today that could do a better job than Chuck Schumer in this moment to bring this country back together,"


Is he going to douse himself in diesel and Self Immolate like some Ascetic?

Because if he is gonna Self Immolate, I have to agree with Senator Sugar Tits over there.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (NrXcA)

332 Some of the responses in the Twitter thread of the RINO congresswoman are hilarious!

"But common sense gun laws, M4A, and a focus on renewable energy needs to be on the table, or a 'new GOP' is going nowhere.

Combine those issues with also-common sense abortion access limits and you have the 'big tent party' that R's and D's are always trying to be."

Posted by: Lol Cat at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (LgZII)

333 You know what I appreciate most about 2021?


We can burn down cities and tear down our history over slavery from 150 years ago while buying the latest cool knew products made by slave labor on Amazon.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (qlFIA)

334 they want to get people used to the notion of using the NG against people opposed to the government.

Good luck with that. The best of the NG retire or leave service after their 245th freaking deployment. Ranks are missing equipment, personnel, motivation.. Bottom line?
They're spent.

Posted by: IP at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (isHRY)

335 Germans who repeatedly refuse to quarantine after
being exposed to COVID-19 will be held in detention centers - and even
under police guard, according to reports.



Officials in the state of Saxony - which is experiencing one of the
worst outbreaks in the European nation - have already approved plans to
hold quarantine-breakers in a fenced-off section of a refugee camp, the
Telegraph said.



Another state, Brandenburg, also plans to use a section of a refugee camp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 03:06 PM (63Dwl)
Have they made and affixed the Arbeit Macht Frei signs yet?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (946rW)

336 They need to hire professionals. You don't ever do updates that take your business offline IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORKDAY.


yeah honestly that is weird

that said I have had our IT people do this to us and I have no idea why

they end up back in the cold room at midnight ANYWAY

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2021 03:14 PM (j9HX3)

337 Well seeing I'm not in the GOP anymore, they can do whatever they want. I'm just gonna stockpile supplies, keep my head down and wait for the burning times.

Posted by: CDR M (retired) at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (K8LFj)

338 56

Trump won in a freaking landslide. There was no "problem" connecting with anyone not part of the establishment or named Karen. The Dems stole this, aided by the Party! Of! Jeb!, and they will do so forever more.


Even if they fudged a few hundred thousand votes in the swing states it was nowhere near a landslide. His point stands; rightly or wongly a lot of suburbanites are puppy-shit soft, on top of which the Trump team's wuflu damage control attempts alienated voters who have been affected by the ongoing economic derpitude.

I'm not trying to shiv the Don here--I voted for him twice and would probably follow him to an America-first third party--but there's no getting around the fact that he made some damaging tactical mistakes.

Posted by: CppThis at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (zcf1k)

339 gab.com from work DNS , nada. www.gab.com
104.16.122.96

Trying just 104.16.122.96 in browser gives 1003 error

You've requested an IP address that is part of the Cloudflare network. A valid Host header must be supplied to reach the desired website.

I'm not on gab, have no idea what a valid host header for them would be. Or if they actually are part of cloudfare.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (Aashi)

340 If Rep. Nancy Mace had the intestinal fortitude to defend our liberty, she'd be spending her time raising money for a server farm that would host Parler and other alternatives to Big Tech.

Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (Pqytn)

341 > Gab

You could always try to change your DNS server to something other than what you ISP provides. I figure this will be next; ISP's deciding or more likely being told which sites to purge from their DNS lookup tables.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (3H9h1)

342 in case you are all wondering, Katie Couric has joined the chorus calling for all Trump supporters to be deprogramed.

I was thinking about the Constitution today on my run. The way it has been shredded and pissed on by the libs- it really is going to be changed dramatically before biden and kameltoe are done with us. And then it will be relegated to the likes of the Magna Carta and Bill of Rights- old white men documents that never addressed the non white peoples properly.
So the question remains- what will replace it? What new document will our betters demand our loyalty to?
curious your thoughts.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (LbTMu)

343 Mark Davis (bless his heart...) who is totally sure we'll have elections in 2022, says we need to focus on retaking the House and Senate. As if that'll be possible now that pointing out widespread fraud has become tantamount to hate-speech.

He also thinks that once "we" do that, then three types of 2024 Presidential candidates will emerge.
Type 1 - JUST LIKE TRUMP (Don Jr.)
Type 2 - Trump policies, but not Trump rhetoric (Pence)
Type 3 - A staunch non-Trump (Mitt, Cheney, etc...)

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (sPO/s)

344 24 Now. $27.806 Trillion American dollars and $84,000 per person.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v2c9/)

The banksters and the other debt masters think they can use this to rule America.

Boy, are they gonna be surprised.
Posted by: trev006 at January 18, 2021 02:23 PM (kGVaw)


My thoughts on this? They're intentionally killling the dollar so the yuan will become the world currency.

Posted by: Justsayin' at January 18, 2021 03:15 PM (Fs5vw)

345 Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (CigxG)

Horde mind meld again.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 03:16 PM (946rW)

346
I got this. Hold my Appletini.....

Posted by: Jeb! Bush at January 18, 2021 03:16 PM (+oR7L)

347 Nearly every one of Trump's campaign event locations was linked to Senate races. He's the biggest vote-getter in GOP history, by far, and saw legit grass-roots enthusiasm (across partisan and other lines) like nobody in Mitch's life-time.

To say Trump didn't do everything possible to help with congressional races is so idiotic, and commonplace these days, that no real comment is possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 03:16 PM (OTzUX)

348 Speaking of connecting with the hicks I heard a CDC ad with a cowboy sounding guy telling me how to social distance and wear my mask

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 03:16 PM (wgghp)

349 They need to hire professionals. You don't ever do updates that take your business offline IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WORKDAY.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:12 PM (CigxG)


I would have to imagine that there was a compelling security reason to do this on a Monday, a holiday, right at lunchtime. Otherwise, what difference would 10-12 hours make one way or another? I'm sure we'll never know.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:16 PM (L8ADy)

350 Gab is up and running.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (L8ADy)

351 yeah honestly that is weird

that said I have had our IT people do this to us and I have no idea why

they end up back in the cold room at midnight ANYWAY
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I've been with my company 31 years. They did that once. ONCE. And everyone knows why they only did that once.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (CigxG)

352 Joe Biden is going to implement a new oath for all civil servants and soldiers. It has a very Antifa ring to it.

Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Amerikanischen Reiches und Volkes Josef Biden, dem Oberbefehlshaber der Wehrmacht, unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (+Kpte)

353 "Officials in the state of Saxony - which is experiencing one of the worst outbreaks in the European nation -"

"Outbreak"? What does that mean? Cases, hospitalizations, deaths?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (H8QX8)

354 in case you are all wondering, Katie Couric has joined the chorus calling for all Trump supporters to be deprogramed.
======

Broken-down, old, alcoholic slut says what?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

355 I'm not trying to shiv the Don here--I voted for him twice and would
probably follow him to an America-first third party--but there's no
getting around the fact that he made some damaging tactical mistakes.


The guy won states worth 338 EVs - what more do you want?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (qlFIA)

356 253 Apparently I needed to use the sarc tag...huh.

Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (Gylu/)

357 What happened in Georgia is on their governor and sec of state

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (wgghp)

358 Who are the new Federal Marshals going to arrest.
Are Americans getting thrown to the wolves by Trump, or are the patriots backing Trump going after the wolves and vipers?

https://mobile.twitter.com/USMarshalsHQ/
status/1351167667479175176

Chief Lamont Ruffin from D.C. District Court swears in 2000 National Guard troops as Special Deputy U.S. Marshals prior to the upcoming presidential inauguration: http://ow.ly/ZP1T50DaXVk

Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (uZ7eJ)

359 Gab uses Cloudflare to deter cyber attacks.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (sPO/s)

360 gab is down. looks like twitter is down too, if isitdownrightnow.com can be believed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (JKNZq)

361 Wow, maybe Gab did it in the middle of the day so we could see what an AMAZING difference before and after. They're lightning fast now! WooHoo!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (L8ADy)

362 I'm not trying to shiv the Don here--I voted for him twice and would

probably follow him to an America-first third party--but there's no

getting around the fact that he made some damaging tactical mistakes.

The guy won states worth 338 EVs - what more do you want?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (qlFIA)

A pony. He didn't get his pony damnit!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (946rW)

363 When 95% of your party votes for the Current president and still supports him it's YOU that needs to looks for a new party. I'm sure Cuck's Incorporated would love to have you as a member.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (WjGNl)

364 Nood

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (XeEyo)

365 >> 40 I don't know about anyone else, but Rep.
>> Nancy Mace has me feeling thirsty for some milk.

The video is definitely better with the sound off.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (uWF4x)

366 The guy won states worth 338 EVs - what more do you want?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 03:17 PM (qlFIA)


Watch - they'll have a commission, that will issue a report, that says they really did discover election fraud. And Trump didn't really win in 2016 at all, let alone 2020.

Just wait. It'll happen. They always accuse others of what they're doing themselves. And it works.

Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (qgtjq)

367 If you like; Jeb can be our Yoko Ono; Jeb can follow you wherever you go; Be our, be our; Be our, be our Yoko Ono (Be our Yoko)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (ab0zp)

368 My guess is it is also the middle of the workday for Gab and...wait for it...their workers are the ones charged with fixing/updating shit.

also : it's always the middle of the workday, somewhere.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (NrXcA)

369 I'll say one thing for Rep. Nancy Mace

She's got a great pair of boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (qAR6u)

370 I don't care if it's dog catcher or drain commissioner, run someone. Contest every race
Posted by: AltonJackson

And *this* is how you get to where we are. The Republican party didn't run candidates for local office because YOU (and you and you and you) don't want to participate in self-governance beyond voting. If not you, who? If not now, when?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (KAi1n)

371 nood by ace...



Beware White Males...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 03:20 PM (v2c9/)

372

President-elect Joe Biden reportedly plans to sign an executive order rescinding the Keystone XL pipeline's cross-border permit on his first day of his office, sources confirmed to multiple news outlets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

373 gab is down. looks like twitter is down too, if isitdownrightnow.com can be believed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 18, 2021 03:18 PM (JKNZq)


Gab is working better than it has for months right now. Maybe try refreshing or clearing your cache - especially if you're on a smartphone.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:20 PM (L8ADy)

374 >>>Luckily, we've got a lot of good guys on our side, and ...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 03:13 PM (L8ADy)
-----------------

Wait! Help me out here, please.
Who are the good guys on our side?

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 03:20 PM (OQF5r)

375
Watch - they'll have a commission, that will
issue a report, that says they really did discover election fraud. And
Trump didn't really win in 2016 at all, let alone 2020.

Just wait. It'll happen. They always accuse others of what they're doing themselves. And it works.




Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 03:19 PM (qgtjq)

It is not so much working actually.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 03:20 PM (946rW)

376 Since there was information regarding activities on Jan 6th for at least a week ahead...Take her kids away-- for child endangerment.

Posted by: socalcon at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (Roy2Z)

377 Our netadmins like to make changes on Friday, when they all leave early and I'm the only one on the phones the last two hours.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (JKNZq)

378 NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (oJ2p/)

379
so I'm going to predict a personal oath of loyalty to the President within the next couple of years for NG and military.

Posted by: 18-1


I imagine it'll be something familiar...

I vow to you, Kamala Harris, as leader and President of the United States, loyalty and bravery. I vow to you and to the leaders that you set for me, absolute allegiance until death. So help me God.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (EGyGV)

380 358: I can shed some light on the deputization of NG members. It is to get around Posse Comitatus- Title 10 forces can't be used for LEO purposes. so they must be under T32 orders- therefore not Federal Forces and not LEOs either.

Deputizing local LEOs is done all of the time for Federal LEO task forces. It makes them available to enforce federal law and any attacks on them is a violation of federal law.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (LbTMu)

381 "I am a Democrat, but I like alot of what she is saying"

That's because she is a democrat who had to run as a republican to win her district.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 18, 2021 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

382 The revised oath in Germany was apparently actually the army's idea (oath taken by soldiers). They thought that making it an oath to Hitler would help corral and control the Fuhrer, by linking him more closely to the military. These were mostly aristocratic cloistered military class guys, so yeah, their idea of clever ploys to mitigate the Hitler problem were as stupid as they seem today.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 03:22 PM (OTzUX)

383 All military members should be vetted for CCP agents and other foreign actors.

Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 03:22 PM (uZ7eJ)

384 330
Arbeit Macht Frie!



Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 03:09 PM (CigxG)





Work makes french fries?

german fries. once spent a couple of weeks in eindhoven on business. ordered french fries one evening, and they brought me this bowl of small, white spheres. i asked what they were, and they told me they were german fries. apparently, germans make fries by attaching a potato with a melon baller.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 18, 2021 03:22 PM (5br8a)

385 Bruce - Madeline Dean?

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 03:23 PM (Cxk7w)

386 I'm going to relish when McConnell gets clapped in irons after a 4 am SWAT raid once the new AG gets his revenge.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 18, 2021 03:24 PM (vgGvZ)

387 Well, it's good to know that gab is not down everywhere but it remains down here. I've tried a couple of steps and nothing helps. But thanks for the updates. I somehow missed their maintenance announcement.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:25 PM (+Kpte)

388 Election?
In 2020, there was no election.
There was only massive, organized, well-paid fraud.

And now, without either those corrupted into power just saying "sorry, re-do it", or CW2.0, there will never be another one.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 03:26 PM (sy5kK)

389
Huh.
Garth Brooks is Chinese? I thought he was an Oklahoman. Silly me for getting it wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 03:27 PM (sy5kK)

390 We are not turning our country and her people over to the fuckers.
Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 02:48 PM (uZ7eJ)



I will bet you that we are.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

391 Whew America is saved from Trump, the corporate left is once again controlling America while their ally the corporate right are attempting to retake control of the Republican party.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 18, 2021 03:28 PM (cGlgB)

392 Garth Brooks is very much a Progressive. He packages it as, "Peace, love and we're all in this together", but yeah- big fat Lib.
I'd pay money to see him play "We Shall Be Free" for the BLM crowd. They'd murder him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 18, 2021 03:29 PM (AD3JT)

393 Uh, the last time I checked, Eindhoven is in Holland and not Germany. And when I lived in Germany they were almost universally called Pommes Frittes and served with a side of mayonnaise.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 18, 2021 03:29 PM (+Kpte)

394 It's cracking me up after call in up 2 Divisions of the military THEN worry about a military coup d'etet is a bit idiotic.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 03:30 PM (Cxk7w)

395 So, it's true....

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 03:32 PM (H95PK)

396 While she will get much respect from me, I'd still like to land my dick into her. After, she is a pretty human.

Posted by: Semper Fi Trumper at January 18, 2021 03:33 PM (liCEv)

397 So what are those little diamonds in the text about again? No quality control? Just a free for all?

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 03:34 PM (H95PK)

398 Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 03:22 PM (OTzUX)

The General Staff weren't the only ones confident in their ability to manipulate Hitler. Van Papen was supremely confident. Rohm. Strasser. Mussolini.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2021 03:36 PM (EZebt)

399 I needed, badly, to laugh.

Thanks, Jeb!

Posted by: AJ Duie at January 18, 2021 03:53 PM (BUpax)

400 This is a good example of the Pareto Principle. Roughly 80% of your revenue will be generated by 20% of your product. You see this played out in numerous ways. 20% of your volunteers in a charity will do 80% of the work. 20% of your congregation will pay 80% of the offerings.

With that in mind, the elite view us as worker bees in service to the queen. This past year demonstrates that, regardless of the ideals and philosophies we bicker about, it comes down to power. The government seizes it from us. Dems and Repubs are two sides of the same filthy coin, working together to extract wealth and power from us. They seem to have won every battle last year.

Posted by: windbag at January 18, 2021 03:57 PM (pkjYI)

401 Sam Elliot is a leftwing nut?

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 18, 2021 04:05 PM (xT61K)

402 Sam Elliot is a leftwing nut?
Posted by: Gonzotx at January 18, 2021 04:05 PM (xT61K)

No, his left but I'd wing.

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (BdDfF)

403 I would vote that chick based purely on the fantastic ta-tas. But that's just me...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (+56GQ)

404 GAB IS BACK UP...
"Sorry for the downtime, had to upgrade some server hardware. Back in action!"
AND i'M GETTING SICK AND DAMN TIRED OF THE ERROR MSGS HERE BECUASE OF SHORT URL'S. THIS A0S TEXT UTILITY SUCKS.

Posted by: moe grimm at January 18, 2021 06:18 PM (48/oJ)

405 RepubliCAN'T opens mouth Hot air comes out.

Posted by: obsidian at January 19, 2021 11:58 AM (7+yqP)

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