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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/18/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I felt real bad. Then I thought about who he was and what he did because if there was no Phil Spector, there would be no Darlene Love.” Darlene Love

Quote II

“They will never let up. There are doctors out there saying we may need to wear [masks] forever. That is ridiculous, and that defies the science.” Senator Rand Paul (R-KY)

Quote III

“Four years ago, we engaged in a very dangerous experiment by electing someone who was utterly unqualified for office, who had no moral or legal compass and frankly had impulses toward fascism and autocracy,Obama-era Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson

Quote IV

“I’d give my left testicle to go to an orgy,” Kenneth Play, co-founder of Hacienda Villa

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What's been happening in Wisconsin..............

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Get off my lawn and get the hell out of my car. My Doctor the Car? Future Cars Might Monitor Drivers' Health and Wellbeing

Smile, you're on candid camera when you're in a modern car with sophisticated driver-assist systems. And in the near future, those cameras will be joined by lidar VCSEL and radar sensors, as well. Yes, the same gadgets that vehicles must use to perceive the environment sufficiently to drive themselves will soon be keeping tabs on you and your passengers inside, too. Ah, progress …


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The Biden philosophy, Kill American jobs and felatiate the believers of the Green New Deal.

President-elect Joe Biden plans to cancel the permit for the Keystone XL pipeline on his first day in office, according to several news sources.

The decision delighted advocates of the so-called “Green New Deal,” but will disappoint Biden’s own political allies in the trade union movement, who had backed the pipeline for the thousands of jobs it would create.



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The Left is really good at curbing behavior with taxes. But how do you tax temper tantrums? Well I have several ideas. But, I don't want to ban myself.

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The social purge continues. You can date if you burn down an entire neighborhood. But, you can't if you stormed the capitol.

Earlier this month, a bunch of Trump supporters stormed the halls of the US Capitol building and caused havoc as Joe Biden’s presidency was being certified by Congress, resulting in the deaths of five people. These insurrectionists are learning about the consequences of their stupid act. Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has already added a lot of rioters to a nationwide no-fly list, and more are being added.

However, these rioters might find it difficult to land a date online, as Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and OkCupid are kicking them out. As The Washington Post reported, these dating apps are using images captured during the incident to identify miscreants and remove them from the platform.


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Why would you buy ice cream from China? Chinese ice cream contains the Chinese Kung Flu.

Three samples of ice cream tested positive for COVID-19 in China

"It's likely this has come from a person, and without knowing the details, I think this is probably a one-off," Dr. Stephen Griffin, a virologist based at the University of Leeds, told Sky News.

The article stated that anti-epidemic authorities in north China's Tianjin Municipality are tracing people who may have been in contact with batches of ice cream.


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Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. No, it's not Saturday night movie review thread. However, as a fan of westerns I don't have many beefs about the 50 best westerns of all time.

This list of the 50 greatest Westerns reflects that wide legacy from the very first entry, a film directed by a Hungarian and starring a Tasmanian. It’s been assembled, however, working from a fairly traditional definition of the Western: films set along the America frontier of the 19th and the first years of the 20th century. That means no modern Westerns, no stealth Westerns starring aged X-Men, and no space Westerns with blasters instead of pistols. (We did, however, make an exception for a certain comedy that concludes with its stars attending its own premiere.)


Although Johnny Guitar is a stretch.

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The Hungarian government knows whats going on with Social Media.

Hungary mulls sanctions against social media giants


BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian Justice Minister Judit Varga on Monday raised the prospect of sanctioning social media firms over what she called “systematic abuses” of free speech.

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In the "You can't make this shit up department." Woman says she’s desperate to get the vaccine so she can meet married men

Having affair might be logistically tricky at the best of times – but during a pandemic, there are a whole new set of considerations.

With the obvious problem of not being able to meet anyone outside of your household, many affair-seekers are now holding out for the vaccine.

Katherine, 50, is from Lancaster and has been using a dating site aimed at those wanting an affair for two years.

After divorcing she found single men were too needy, preferring to go for married men who didn’t want any further commitment.

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So Canadian politicians aren't so nice after all. Homeless man dies in front of homeless shelter which was closed due to the Chinese Kung Flu.

The death of a Montreal Inuit man is being investigated after his body was discovered in a portable toilet just 25 metres from the homeless shelter he used to frequent.

The La Porte Ouvert shelter, which translates literally to "the Open Door shelter," normally operates 24 hours a day, but was closed due to "plumbing problems and a major COVID-19 outbreak," reports CBC Radio-Canada.


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Need some cuteness in your life? Here ya go. Story and video of a pig waking up to a delicious cookie.

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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Soon after a gentleman in Beaverton, Oregon stole an SUV from a supermarket parking lot, he noticed a 4-year-old strapped into the back seat. Furious, he made a U-turn and found the child's mom, whereupon he berated her for her negligence, ordered her to get her child out of the car, and threatened to call the cops. Once she retrieved her child, the thief sped off again in the stolen car.

"He actually lectured the mother for leaving the child in the car and threatened to call the police on her," said Beaverton Officer Matt Henderson.


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Once again I won't be the sharpest dressed man in the neighborhood. Men’s Fashion 2021 Collection

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If any Senator Hawley, Cruz and Rep. Kevin McCarthy read The ONT I triple dawg dare you to tell Rep. AOC, "But first you will blow me."

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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day: 18 Jan 1964
The Beatles made their US chart debut when 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' entered the chart at No.45 just ten days after its release, making it the fastest-breaking and the fastest selling single in Capitol Records history. It went on to spend seven weeks at the No.1 position. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 18 Jan 1989
At just 38 years old, Stevie Wonder became the youngest living person to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. At a ceremony held at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York, other inductees include The Rolling Stones, The Temptations, Otis Redding and Dion DiMucci. via thisdayinmusic.com


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“The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.” “The second rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.” Genius Award Winners

The actions of a group of party-goers have been described as ‘disgusting’ after they posted videos on social media of them popping bottles inside an apartment. Pictures and videos were posted to the revellers’ public Instagram profiles, prompting social media users to report them to the police. Officers were called to the flat in Salford, Greater Manchester, on Saturday morning – but found no evidence of a breach of lockdown restrictions. But further investigations revealed a party had taken place there and four attendees were fined for breaking coronavirus regulations. Footage seen by the Manchester Evening News appeared to show guests posing close together for selfies, dancing, sucking on balloons, and popping bottles of Champagne. One picture posted to Instagram Stories shows the group toasting with bottles of Corona, featuring the words ‘happy f**king birthday to me’.


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At the right place at the right time. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

TAYLORSVILLE, Utah (ABC4 News) – A Taylorsville family has the quick actions of two local police officers to thank for saving their 17-year-old daughter last month.

The morning of Wednesday, December 9th started out as usual for Taylorsville High senior Sarah Canepari. She got in her car to head to school but doesn’t remember anything after that.

Sarah was driving when a sudden seizure caused her to blackout and slump over the steering wheel, drifting into oncoming traffic on 5400 South.

Fortunately for her, Unified Police Officer Jesse Allen and off-duty Murray Police Sergeant Jason Coons just happened to be at that same intersection.

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1
#161;Hola!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (87oRe)

2 st!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (MasTK)

3 nd?

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (YWBlw)

4 bastard!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (MasTK)

5 So effing close to a perfect scor3e


#161;Hola!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (87oRe)

6 Fweedom!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 09:59 PM (rm8S6)

7 Let the games begin.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)

8 evening y'all

Posted by: wing at January 18, 2021 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

9 ¡Nice try, Hrothgar!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:01 PM (rm8S6)

10 ONT

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 10:01 PM (nUhF0)

11 That bridge looks marvelously constructed.

Posted by: leb at January 18, 2021 10:01 PM (DHR/k)

12 In response to Quote I, Lana Clarkson was unavailable for comment.

I wonder if Darlene gets dizzy having the world revolve around her?

Posted by: butch at January 18, 2021 10:02 PM (cHvOo)

13 Oh hellooooo

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 Evening, Morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2021 10:02 PM (1uBGK)

15 Heeeeeyyyyy...fuckin' A.... Glad to see you here. You're all fucking patriots, man.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 18, 2021 10:02 PM (evxBY)

16 9 ¡Nice try, Hrothgar!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:01 PM (rm8S6)


Needless to say, I hate you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)

17 I assume Chinese ice cream also contains fragments of human bone, machine parts, antifreeze, and yak hair.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 Eris - that's the Chinese version of Rocky Road.

Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2021 10:04 PM (8JoH/)

19 Style issue: he should always be referred to as Jeh "Kids in Cages" Johnson.

He's the one who built them. Make him own it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:05 PM (8u1cU)

20 Four years ago, we engaged in a very dangerous experiment by electing someone who was utterly unqualified for office, who had no moral or legal compass and frankly had impulses toward fascism and autocracy


I thought it was twelve years ago.

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 10:05 PM (p+PJq)

21 Was just sitting in the living room. Turned off the TV and just sat there for several minutes. It hit me hard tonight. I'm gonna miss Trump in a thousand different ways... I will miss him so much. I'll miss his humor, his honesty, his vision for the country. Now I find myself hating liberals even more than I did and I didn't think that was possible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)

22 Is "felatiate" even a word?

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (rm8S6)

23 Bwhahahahaha!
Drink until she looks pretty.


That dude must have bluest balls.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (VcFUs)

24 Another winning photo essay MisHum!
Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (87oRe)

25 18 Eris - that's the Chinese version of Rocky Road.
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2021 10:04 PM (8JoH/)
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One Belt One Road!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

26 22 Is "felatiate" even a word?
Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (rm8S6)

Urban dictionary said it's so, so it is so..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

27 Switching back to basashi ice cream.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 18, 2021 10:07 PM (vuisn)

28 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:06 PM (87oRe)

And congrats to you on being 1st.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

29 >> Is "felatiate" even a word?


I am sure it is a proper Noun.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:07 PM (GQK7K)

30 A journey of a Thousand Miles begins with a single step on a single split log.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at January 18, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

31 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}

Give it time, my dear, you will soon find depths of hatred for liberals you did not believe possible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:08 PM (87oRe)

32 I dunno, sounds like the Oregon guy has something of a conscience to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:08 PM (8u1cU)

33 Felatiate Jones played for the Detroit Lions from 98-03.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:09 PM (GQK7K)

34 Is "felatiate" even a word?


I am sure it is a proper Noun.
Posted by: garrett

Depends on one's Pronouns.

Posted by: Blind Linguistic Monk Miklos of Shaolin at January 18, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

35 Anyone know what happened to Steven Crowder? He's been AWOL since about four days prior to Christmas.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 18, 2021 10:09 PM (Hd73Y)

36 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

Once in a great while, I get "close" to a perfect score!

Rarely do I score!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:09 PM (87oRe)

37 I've thought about trying the internet dating thing. Nice to have a starting list of sites that I definitely shouldn't trust with personal information.

Posted by: CppThis at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (zcf1k)

38 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top just invites the viewer to stroll across the bridge. Delightful!

Thanks for the Darlene Love. Had not heard of her before now.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)

39 Those men's fashions! It's like Mugatu poured all his hate into one splendiferously angryqueer catwalk from hell.

That poor sad little waif in white garters and stockings! He wants you to put him out of his misery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

40 If the bridge was over rapids it might be symbolic of the coming Biden years, except the bridge is built better than Biden's brain.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (YwPJG)

41 "felatiate" is a fancy word for "she swallows".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (evxBY)

42 2 Is "felatiate" even a word?
Posted by: Zettai


I think that's when you inflate a balloon up your butt while you give a squirrel a handy

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 10:10 PM (p+PJq)

43 About that men's clothing photo. . . No. Just, no. Looks like someone tried to shoplift an Army Surplus Store by wearing it and walking out!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:11 PM (rwusL)

44 Should be "feelatiate", v. the act of charging a late fee. "His rent check didn't arrive until the third of the month, so we feelatiated him."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:11 PM (8u1cU)

45 Just lovely, MisHum!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:12 PM (U2p+3)

46 The leftist narrative is all-encompassing. Everything you see from MSM and hear from dems is part of the narrative.

Posted by: iandeal at January 18, 2021 10:12 PM (vgGyZ)

47 44 Should be "feelatiate", v. the act of charging a late fee. "His rent check didn't arrive until the third of the month, so we feelatiated him."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:11 PM (8u1cU)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

48 Right there with you Jewels45. I have two lib Dem cow-orkers. Thanks to the COVID follies, we work from home so I don't have to deal with them. One is a car guy, owns four cars, including two Mustangs. If he bitches about $4.00 per gallon gas this year I will laugh like a hyena. Just like I am at those trade workers.

Posted by: butch at January 18, 2021 10:13 PM (cHvOo)

49 Should be "feelatiate", v. the act of charging a late fee. "His rent check didn't arrive until the third of the month, so we feelatiated him."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

LOL

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 10:13 PM (nUhF0)

50 Odds are the Chinese ice cream was intended to be a Ben & Jerry's flavor of the month.

ONT Greetings, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

51 Holy cow. The content!

Loved the video of the pig with the cookie.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

52 I live near Fort Riley, and we have two C-130s and a C-17 parked on the apron of our local municipal airport today.

Things that make me go Hmm. That's about half a battalion of visible transport. Where is the Big Red 1 planning to go?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

53 I announce my candidacy for Regent of Hungary.

Posted by: Miklos Horthy, another Admiral without a navy at January 18, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

54 Ladyl!


Jewells!

Eris!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:15 PM (U2p+3)

55 >> I live near Fort Riley, and we have two C-130s and a C-17 parked on the apron of our local municipal airport today.


Sent 3 filled with NG troops to DC from MT yesterday?

For 165 of them...

because 20,000 wasn't enough to fill the frames I guess?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:15 PM (GQK7K)

56 The leftist narrative is all-encompassing. Everything you see from MSM and hear from dems is part of the narrative.
Posted by: iandeal at January 18, 2021 10:12 PM (vgGyZ)


But Comrade, ve gif you vhat you need are allowed to know!

Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:16 PM (87oRe)

57 Good evening, {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

58 This Military Junta Production is probably costing more than the Dakotas spent on Covids.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:16 PM (GQK7K)

59 "Four years ago, we engaged in a very dangerous experiment by electing someone who was utterly unqualified for office, who had no moral or legal compass and frankly had impulses toward fascism and autocracy

These people literally do not know the meaning of words.

They hear their enemies shouting these kinds of "sounds" at them, and their stupid lizard brains associate these sounds with something repugnant and hateful, and since they are consumed with hate, they make these sounds against their enemies hoping that the emotion will somehow land on Trump.

"fascist" is like "hocus-pocus" a magic sound that is supposed to manipulate people universally in a single direction.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (csnU0)

60 good news about China Joe's new EO's on day one...
as the courts said PDJT couldn't reverse Obola's EO's with his own, Fingers Biden can't either.
.
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Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (MasTK)

61

Well, I've never heard of "felatiate"... "Irrumate", however, is an underused word, in my exalted opinion!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (rm8S6)

62 {{Hrothgar}} just find myself in a state of deep despair tonight. I don't want to hate anybody. I've never been like that in my entire life. I've always tried to see the good in everyone. That is slipping away. Fast. And I hate feeling this way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (nxdel)

63 Hi Nurse, and all the gang.
Can I still say gang?
Is that rayciss already?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (z985I)

64 {{{Ladyl}}}
Hope you had a good day

Posted by: wing at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

65 The top 50 westerns list is a bit of a joke. Notable missing movies are Big Hand for the Little Lady, Will Penny, How the West Was Won, The Professionals, and probably the best western of all time, The Big Country.

I do agree that the Tall T, which most people do not know about does deserve to be on the list.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (Ph/kc)

66 Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)

I am right there with you. I go from wishing he would swoop down on DC with a firey sword and vanquish all of his enemies, to hoping he just gets out of DC with his golden scalp intact. I worry for his family and especially for Baron, what they all must be going through.

Posted by: megthered at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (SM/op)

67 Didn't Felaciate Rashad play Bill Cosby's TV wife?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (GQK7K)

68 The pig was cute. I had to wonder if my nose twitches like that when I smell chocolate...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (rwusL)

69 64 {{{Ladyl}}}
Hope you had a good day
Posted by: wing at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (JFzNN)


Hi Wing--I'm not sure if the day was really good, but I got a lot done.

How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

70 redc1c4 @60 - That is so precious!
/Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: butch at January 18, 2021 10:19 PM (cHvOo)

71 BUDAPEST (Reuters) Hungarian Justice Minister Judit Varga on Monday raised the prospect of sanctioning social media firms over what she called "systematic abuses" of free speech.

Judit Varga is pretty hot.

I used to follow her on FB before I left that platform.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 10:19 PM (XV4eP)

72 I like the last picture, and the first picture. For different reasons. Good choices, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

73 Posted by: megthered at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (SM/op)

Yeah...wish all of DC would spontaneously combust. One big fireball. Start over. Salt the earth... etc.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

74 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:17 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, sorry if I sounded flippant, I meant no disrespect. And I understand your feelings completely, but sadly,the inevitable has a funny way of being inevitable.
I hope that all of us can come out of these evil times relatively unscathed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (87oRe)

75 At my morning workout someone quotes MLK. A friend said: Nah, I think kamala said that. Lots of laughs. There are a lot of us out there.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (SScvq)

76 Hiya Winston!!!

Thanks for lunch! It was great seeing you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

77 I bet Ace is staring at that Fashion photo, wondering how you get a Messenger Bag that matches that outfit.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (GQK7K)

78 {{{Jewells45 }}}

Blessings to you and your extended clan. No stories is a good thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

79 Whatever that guy is wearing, it could cover up some serious man boobs.

Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (S8ePJ)

80 > If he bitches about $4.00 per gallon gas this year

Can't wait for my Trump-hating elder relative to react to Dopey Joe's gun control crap.

I've mentioned him before. Hates gun control, does not like illegal aliens, hates abortion, does not want trannies in the locker room with his grand-daughters.... votes D every election. Because his Daddy did.

I don't understand it either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (8u1cU)

81 Style issue: he should always be referred to as Jeh "Kids in Cages" Johnson.

He's the one who built them. Make him own it.


Well, it only was for enough time to find some traffickers who would pass them through the Jeffrey Epsteins of this world to local Comet Pizzas.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (YuyTg)

82 Excuse me, what courts say is worth fook all...

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (w7KSn)

83 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks Salty.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

84
Yeah...wish all of DC would spontaneously combust. One big fireball. Start over. Salt the earth... etc.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)
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Can you give me a heads up first?

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (MVjcR)

85 Baron better just get started on a career in the armed forces or trades bc none of these leftist clowns will ever allow him access to college.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (SScvq)

86 I assume Chinese ice cream also contains fragments of human bone, machine parts, antifreeze, and yak hair.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

And melamine, to hold it all together.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (mzC78)

87 {{{Nurse! Jewells! Eris! Hrothgar! Horde!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

88 Jewells, sorry if I sounded flippant, I meant no disrespect.

Not at all dear friend. I didn't take it that way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (nxdel)

89 Nurse, It was my pleasure. We all need some personal connections.
Even micro meet ups are well worth the effort.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (z985I)

90 Felatiate is the word!

Posted by: Kamala at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (n/szn)

91 garret

ace is starting a dojo, and you must snatch a pebble from his hand.

He must be so unhappy his martial arts place closed. He needs to drop the hobos without a sound.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

92 And Weasel's here! What a sweetie-pie!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

93 I may have to built a cat citadel:

https://www.sadanduseless.com/funny-forts/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

94 Anyone notice that you haven't heard the phrase "me too" since right around last April? Like how it's just magically gone?

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (Sq5xa)

95 I am right there with you. I go from wishing he would swoop down on DC with a firey sword and vanquish all of his enemies, to hoping he just gets out of DC with his golden scalp intact. I worry for his family and especially for Baron, what they all must be going through.
Posted by: megthered at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (SM/op)
* * * *
^^THIS^^ I would love to see the fiery sword wielded against America's enemies but fear that will not be coming on Wednesday. Prayers up for President Trump, his family and supporters.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (rwusL)

96 Thank you NaCly.

Weasel.. if I had a heads up you'd be top of the list dear man!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (nxdel)

97 Can't wait for the first rock from space to test positive for COVID. That's how worthless the test is.

Posted by: klaftern at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (RuIsu)

98 I'm reading that Trump is opening up travel from UK, EU and Brazil.

The Left is outraged that this will somehow bring the Plagues of Egypt upon us - while they are welcoming in by the tens of thousands through wide open southern borders people having diseases that were long eradicated in first world societies.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (9+XKm)

99 77 I bet Ace is staring at that Fashion photo, wondering how you get a Messenger Bag that matches that outfit.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (GQK7K)

I read this and said to myself, 'Bif, someone is socking garrett again'. And then I checked the nic.

Now my tablet has a nice clean screen.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (VcFUs)

100 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (MVjcR)

101 Chinese ice cream. What a stupid idea.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (SScvq)

102 I worry for his family and especially for Baron, what they all must be going through.
Posted by: megthered at January 18, 2021 10:18 PM (SM/op)


The political personalization is what makes me know I will hate these evil people until I can not longer hate.

Imagine having a young son, like Barron, and thinking these effing liberal monsters will do their damnedest to destroy this fine young son of mine and they will never stop.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (87oRe)

103 {{{Nurse! Jewells! Eris! Hrothgar! Horde!}}}

$$$$LadyL$$$$

Work it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

104 Oh yeah...

I can see the 'rons here totally rocking the latest 2021 fashions.

Especially this one (which also works as a legit cry for help):

https://tinyurl.com/y2fx928x

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (FsVxE)

105 {{{Salty Dog}}}

How are you doing?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

106 And Weasel's here! What a sweetie-pie!

Now we just need hogmartin (cutie pie) to round this all out!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

107 That fucking crook has upped his end to 25% and he hasn`t even taken office yet!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (nsnF6)

108 106 And Weasel's here! What a sweetie-pie!

Now we just need hogmartin (cutie pie) to round this all out!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)


Yes!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

109 "felatiate" is a fancy word for "she swallows".
Posted by: occam's brassiere

"filet, she ate" -> chowing down on tube steak

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (I1jyF)

110 ...but will disappoint Biden's own political allies in the trade union movement, who had backed the pipeline for the thousands of jobs it would create.

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Any non government union member that voted for Bidet deserves all that will hit them, and most of what has happened to their jobs over the last 60-70 years.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

111 Nothing says "normal, legitimate election" like a swearing-in behind 12 feet of razor wire and 25,000 troops that you're not sure you can trust.

Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2021 10:25 PM (X5CsJ)

112 If anyone is socking Garrett, he asked for it on Grindr.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

113 {{{SMH}}}!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

114 You should watch Melania's farewell then. Beautiful and kind, after all the hatred and meaness towards her, she still calls for unity.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 18, 2021 10:25 PM (YynYJ)

115 Although I spent much of the day work-working, Monday holidays always screw me up for the rest of the week.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:26 PM (MVjcR)

116 Jewells
I know exactly how you feel.
I'm trying not to hate but the anger and pressure is seemingly never ending.
The lies and hypocrisy make my blood boil.
I'm staying away from most everything except here and that's mostly lurking.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 18, 2021 10:26 PM (z985I)

117 Beautiful and kind, after all the hatred and meaness towards her, she still calls for unity.

That's the other thing that drives me totally insane. She is beauty and class and they treated her like dirt.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)

118 Why would you buy ice cream from China?

I don't buy food from China nor do I cook with utensils make in China.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (SWrii)

119 77 I bet Ace is staring at that Fashion photo, wondering how you get a Messenger Bag that matches that outfit.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (GQK7K)


I thought that WAS Ace...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

120 You weren't allowed to say you support the president for the last four years, giving the illusion that "no one" supports the president.

Now you're not allowed to say the election was stolen, giving the illusion that "no one" thinks the election was stolen.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (Sq5xa)

121 I do buy Olives from Turkey.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (SWrii)

122 Nothing says "normal, legitimate election" like a swearing-in behind 12 feet of razor wire and 25,000 troops that you're not sure you can trust.

If it wasn't for being in the dead of winter, I wouldn't be surprised at all if, like the Left who have had four years of blueballs on spending and furthering indecency and filth, the apex predator nations finally get license to pick up new territory and serfs.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:29 PM (mTlVG)

123 I think if a libtard tries even once to mess with Barrons future, Melania will show them how it feels to live with no skin. She is a fierce mother.

Posted by: megthered at January 18, 2021 10:29 PM (SM/op)

124 Sad experience tells me that the puncheon bridge up top will be slick as hell when wet.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 18, 2021 10:29 PM (z985I)

125 re Stevie Wonder, like any celebrity, he ruins the illusion when he gets into politics

Stevie Wonder said Monday he is calling on the incoming presidential administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.

In what he called An Open Letter to Dr. King - released on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a tradition Wonder helped establish - the iconic music star said he is physically sick by the lack of progress since the holiday was formalized in the 1980s.

I am calling on President (Joe) Biden and Vice President (Kamala) Harris to launch a formal, government investigation to establish the truth of inequality in this country, Wonder wrote in the letter, which he also recited in a video.

The tone of Mondays letter is in line with Wonders increasingly forceful messaging of recent months. In speeches and videos during 2020, the 70-year-old, Michigan-born star called for reparations for Black Americans and a reckoning by modern America with its slavery past.

It is time for all to take the only stand. We cannot be afraid to confront a lie and a liar, he said Monday.
tiny url to USA Today https://tinyurl.com/yysn76dm

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 18, 2021 10:29 PM (YwPJG)

126 119 77 I bet Ace is staring at that Fashion photo, wondering how you get a Messenger Bag that matches that outfit.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:21 PM (GQK7K)


I thought that WAS Ace...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

Somebody is going to stay after class and write out the definition of discipline 100x. And no, you can't use 2 pens at the same time.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

127 OK! Bedtime! Y'all be cool. 'Nite!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (MVjcR)

128 >>I thought that WAS Ace...


He keeps his Vespa in that Front Pouch.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (GQK7K)

129 My wife asked me tonight:

Duke, you spent a lot of years in the Corps. If an enemy attacked DC, what would the National Guard do?

Get rolled over.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (kTF2Z)

130 I hope Trump is leaving trip wires for these communist fuckers coming in everywhere he can.

Posted by: dartist at January 18, 2021 10:31 PM (+ya+t)

131 I am cracking up at this:

https://tinyurl.com/y5q5962f

Funny yet horrifying at the same time.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 10:31 PM (FsVxE)

132 I feel bad about the muddy tire tracks I'm gonna leave on that bridge when I ride over it.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:31 PM (GQK7K)

133 Stevie Wonder said Monday he is calling on the incoming presidential administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.

Fuck that imbecile with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)

134 Melania is the classiest First Lady ever. I'm so proud of her.

F*ck the left. They aren't worthy of her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

135 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (XV4eP)

136 I think we should reduce inequality by taking all of Stevie Wonder's money and giving it the poor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (8u1cU)

137 https://www.sadanduseless.com/funny-forts/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM


Fort Asshole!

*snort, snort, sssnooooort

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (rm8S6)

138 132 I feel bad about the muddy tire tracks I'm gonna leave on that bridge when I ride over it.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:31 PM (GQK7K)


I call Bull Shit on the remorse angle.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

139 Night Weasel!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)

140 The best kitchen utensils I own are silicone spatulas but very specific ones. They are the red, blue, green and purple ones they sell at the Kitchen Collection outlets. They are a single piece, no space for food/flour to get trapped in or mold to grow.

They are so perfect for pretty much everything (I bake) and feel so good in the hand, I actually stocked up on them in case they ever changed them or stop making them.

Since then, these things became kind of ubiquitous but the Kitchen Collection ones (not sure of the brand) are still by far the best. In fact I don't like most of the other ones I've used. Also they seem to last forever.

They look like these:

https://tinyurl.com/y3n78ojg

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Sq5xa)

141 Weasel. Marg has her dads Remington 760 Gamemaster. Short action 308 pump. I order a coupla aftermarket mags rom somewhere awhile back. They were crap and I dint want to force them in. Question. Magpul has 308 short action mags. 10 rounds. Would they be for an AR, or fit her hunting rifle also?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Dz5W3)

142 You're all fucking patriots, man.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 18, 2021 10:02 PM (evxBY)

Not really. But hopefully someday

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, working on negative social credit score at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (oAY8z)

143 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (XV4eP)

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I once had a Hobie 16 that I named Kokomo for that very song.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (kTF2Z)

144
Somebody is going to stay after class and write out the definition of discipline 100x. And no, you can't use 2 pens at the same time.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)


SO STRICT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

145 Ice cream Mandrake - childrens ice cream...

Posted by: db at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (E0PSG)

146 I hope Trump is leaving trip wires for these communist fuckers coming in everywhere he can.


Posted by: dartist


types, deletes. Dad didn't raise a total idiot.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)

147
F*ck the left. They aren't worthy of her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

Then again the Left aren't worthy of festering boiling filth slime

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:34 PM (Sq5xa)

148 She was just 14 if you know what I mean...my favorite Beatles song.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 18, 2021 10:34 PM (nsnF6)

149 Oh yeah, the Packers are playing to go to the playoffs this weekend. Meh. They told me they didn't want me watching and I have decided to listen to them on that.

And apparently Karen Rogers is now on board with the "We must end the lockdowns." Whatever Karen, stepping up when it is safe to do it with the rest of your herd doesn't make you brave. Good luck surviving next year when GB needs to cut 10% of your current team salary which may include an offensive line man or two. Guess you can #WearTheMask to stay safe from defenders.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

150 administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.
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Awesome idea. Call it the "Pravda Commission".

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:35 PM (Sq5xa)

151 I agree, slaves should be freed and the slaveowners punished.
The problem is that there are no more slaves nor slave holders, other than all of us enslaved to the Feds. Which is most of us.

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 10:35 PM (w7KSn)

152 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Dz5W3)
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Almost didn't see this! I'm not really sure amigo. I'd suggest calling Remington. I'd just be guessing.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:35 PM (MVjcR)

153 The Searchers is the best movie of any genre.
Monte Walsh, The Magnificent Seven and Jeremiah Johnson should be in the top 50 westerns.

Posted by: Cosda at January 18, 2021 10:36 PM (/OlcZ)

154 138 132 I feel bad about the muddy tire tracks I'm gonna leave on that bridge when I ride over it.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:31 PM (GQK7K)
I call Bull Shit on the remorse angle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

How does he get the crocks to lock in on the foot pegs of the bike?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 10:36 PM (VcFUs)

155 Stevie Wonder said Monday he is calling on the incoming presidential administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.

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That man couldn't see justice if it came and smacked him upside his head.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 10:36 PM (FsVxE)

156 I think the orgy guy is going to regret not being intact

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

157 Somebody is going to stay after class and write out the definition of discipline 100x. And no, you can't use 2 pens at the same time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

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I will not put the ettes pigtails in the inkwell.
I will not put the ettes pigtails in the inkwell.
I will not put the ettes pigtails in the inkwell.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (kTF2Z)

158 Men's Fashion 2021

I've seen that outfit before.

In Star Wars: The Old Republic, I think.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (P1f+c)

159 Stevie Wonder said Monday he is calling on the incoming presidential administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.

Can this fool even define "race" ? Any attempt to do so shows one's complete ignorance of genetics and science.

And how exactly is Affirmative Action racial justice? It seems that targeting a demographic with arbitrary physical characteristics which are euphemistically called "race" is perpetuating what they allegedly are raging about.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (SpIgF)

160 I once had a Hobie 16 that I named Kokomo for that very song.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Hobie cats ROCK!
No, they kinda really do. Better have your wetsuit on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

161 If it wasn't for being in the dead of winter, I wouldn't be surprised at
all if, like the Left who have had four years of blueballs on spending
and furthering indecency and filth, the apex predator nations finally
get license to pick up new territory and serfs.

If I was Iran, I'd have missiles ready to go directly at the Niimitz. Worst case response is another couple of pallets of cash.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (kOpft)

162 > The problem is that there are no more slaves nor slave holders

There are plenty of them in communist countries.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (8u1cU)

163 Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

I haven't watched one Packers game or listened to a game either this year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

164 Hello, hello, hello!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (lqS30)

165 So Hrothgar's Theory Du Jour with the troops:

Our politicians can't trust the troops because they are mostly white and male and most white males voted for Trump, thus they would have no problem violating their oaths to potentially harm (or fail to protect) President Biden (forget that Constitution thing)...

SO comrades, we need to vet ALL the troops, in every branch including the reserves, and ruthlessly root out the slightest smidgen of inherent (white or otherwise) nationalism that might be found there. Once we have done this, and cashiered the traitors from our beloved military and furthermore tarnished their reputations and honorable service, we can install ideologically pure zampolits at every level in the military starting at the squad level.

Only then will we have a progressive military we can all be proud of!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)

166 She's no fun, she fell right over.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (icI8A)

167 I do love westerns.

Once Upon A Time in the West is great

So is Rio Bravo, Unforgiven and a bunch of others on the list. Beautiful genre, IMP

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, working on negative social credit score at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (oAY8z)

168 Not sure what I think of the top 50 westerns list. The Searchers is ranked accurately. Once Upon A Time in the West is too. Outlaw Josey Wales is ranked too low. Great movie. Jeremiah Johnson needs to be on that list somewhere and I say that being 'meh' about Robert Redford. I love westerns and I'd go on but I'm tired so off to bed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (H82pk)

169 The best kitchen utensils I own are silicone spatulas but very specific ones. They are the red, blue, green and purple ones they sell at the Kitchen Collection outlets. They are a single piece, no space for food/flour to get trapped in or mold to grow.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Sq5xa)
* * * *
Thanks for the recommendation! Those mold-growing gaps drive me nuts.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)

170 Oops. Didn't see The Magnificent Seven on the list.

Posted by: Cosda at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (/OlcZ)

171 {{{chique}}}

And how is your Imperial Majesty this fine evening?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)

172 My parents were born in 1939. I sure don't want to live thru that shit as an adult.

Posted by: Infidel at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (twGU3)

173 Stevie Wonder said Monday he is calling on the incoming presidential administration to launch a Truth Commission to examine racial injustice.

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That man couldn't see justice if it came and smacked him upside his head.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 10:36 PM (FsVxE)


LOL.

Hi SMH!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (lqS30)

174 *waves at ONT*

Can't stop to read or play right now. We're watching Dave and the fake President has just cut $65M from the budget. Just like our new make-believe President will be doing. Soooon?

*blipp*

Posted by: mindful webworker
New Political Grrranimals
at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (rTqAd)

175 Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (kTF2Z)

I use to do that as well until the definition out of the dictionary was the subject.

God I hated that bitch and I was only in 2nd grade.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

176 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!
Good music choices as always.

Re Phil Spector, signs were there from the very beginning on that he was off. This song that he produced was released in the early 1960s and is still considered controversial:

"He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)" - The Crystals

https://youtu.be/f20Oz9Yr_So

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

177

That twee boy's outfit looks a bit an EOD suit lining without the armour...

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (rm8S6)

178 Hello, Chique! Still in sunny Florida?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (mzC78)

179 LIONMAN!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (GQK7K)

180 Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:37 PM (kTF2Z).

Hey Duke, sorry I missed saying it earlier.


SLAP A HOT IRON ON IT!

I fucked up and got all compassionate and shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (Dz5W3)

181 Phil Spector currently resides in a

Wall of Ground

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (icI8A)

182 Nice to know that GOPe Chairwoman and Jen Johnson are both glad to be moving on. An "Important Message" from Romney's niece, Ronna, assured me all was well, moving forward in the honored tradition of peaceful transitions, but please send money bc failure is expensive.

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (R0z7P)

183 Its funny - when you watch this old Beatles clips, the only really playing anything complicated at all in any given piece is Harrison. For the rest its just basic chords, beats and singing...which they were good at, don't get me wrong, their many years before playing dives in Liverpool and Germany definitely paid off.

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (w2LAm)

184 Hobie cats ROCK!
No, they kinda really do. Better have your wetsuit on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

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I could make that thing sing! Nothing like flying a hull. Then I had kids and my sailing days were over.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (kTF2Z)

185 They look like these:

https://tinyurl.com/y3n78ojg
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Sq5xa)
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I've got a green one. Use it to saute, scramble eggs, other things. like it.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (SWrii)

186 {{{chique}}}

And how is your Imperial Majesty this fine evening?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)

{{{Dearest Commissar!}}}

We are doing very well, sir. And how is my favorite favored advisor?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:41 PM (lqS30)

187 {{Chique}}!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:42 PM (nxdel)

188 Based on that "fashion" page I clearly have NO idea what "fashion" looks like. That was bizarre. Like some godawful parade of the damned and freaks. Wow. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum but that "fashion" page was terrible. Great music as usual.

Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (Gylu/)

189 Hi AOP! Just got back.

It's cold.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (lqS30)

190 "LIONMAN!
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:40 PM (GQK7K)"

Defeat the Balrog!!

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (icI8A)

191 Unsurprisingly, Jeh Johnson appears to be as stupid, and as ignorant, as anyone who would serve under the completely unqualified, morally blank, intellectually incapable boss he had.

And here we are, with these dumb, corrupt, racist airheads, among the worst the society has stealing its oxygen, in power again, having suffered Zero consequences for their destruction of norms and institutions. In fact, rewarded for their vandalism.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (OTzUX)

192 Wall of Ground

*snort.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (nxdel)

193 No worries, Bob. The laser he used kinda felt like hot iron though. Anesthesia my ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (kTF2Z)

194 [i/]I don't buy food from China nor do I cook with utensils make in China.
Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 10:27 PM (SWrii)
\
Is it just me, or have they stopped putting the country of origin on almost everything?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (87oRe)

195 ..Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:33 PM (Dz5W3)
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Almost didn't see this! I'm not really sure amigo. I'd suggest calling Remington. I'd just be guessing. Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:35 PM (MVjcR)

*break* I don't think Cannibal Bob'll have much luck trying to call Remington, as they bankrupted out a few months or a year or so back. Marlin owns 'em now, IIRC? Anyway, the 760's mag design is VERY unique to Remington, and is in no way interchangeable with a Magpul mag, which is an AR-10 pattern magazine. Best solution I know is to go to eBay, and order a handful of extra OEM Remington mags, and get handy with those four or five round mag changes.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

196 {{{Jewells!}}}

How have you been?!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (lqS30)

197 Did you pick up Swords of Fury, garrett? Because I will buy it. Not even joking.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (icI8A)

198 Chique! When are your Greenland Greenadiers going to take over D.C.?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

199 >I haven't watched one Packers game or listened to a game either this year.<

me neither

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (l3+k2)

200 Hi AOP! Just got back.

It's cold.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (lqS30)

Still warm here in Arizona. Haven't felt the need to put the heater on yet this evening.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (mzC78)

201 And here we are, with these dumb, corrupt, racist
airheads, among the worst the society has stealing its oxygen, in power
again, having suffered Zero consequences for their destruction of norms
and institutions. In fact, rewarded for their vandalism.

Posted by: rhomboid


Kinda makes one rethink that whole "play fair" horseshit my white racist parents, clergy and educators ground into me.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

202 We are doing very well, sir. And how is my favorite favored advisor?

I am doing much better now that I know you have safely returned to the Imperial Palace!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (87oRe)

203 Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)
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Oh, that's right! Remington is kaput.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (MVjcR)

204 Hey Chique!!

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (FsVxE)

205 >>Did you pick up Swords of Fury, garrett? Because I will buy it. Not even joking.


No. I wish.

Thought that would give you a laugh though.

Ever see that Thread on Pinside? It's years old. Danesi started it and it's hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (GQK7K)

206 Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (Gylu/)

Glad you enjoy most of the ONT.

Lately with Kung Flu and the Paste Eater all over the net it's been a challenge to come up with an ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

207 Chinese ice cream contains parts of Stink Bugs as well. Yum. Crunchy and flavorful.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (skoMC)

208 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

Much thanks Jim. Went to Remington site and it was just a skeleton. I get to EBay. May even snag an original.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (Dz5W3)

209 Aren't you in Cali?

I've seen 2 FS in Cali in the last 4 months or so.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (GQK7K)

210 Darlene Love.

I'm kind of a libertarian when it comes to dope fiends behind closed doors. They are adults who consented to get screwed up together. Let 'em go.

It's just like Belushi's girl friend who fixed him a cocktail.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (SWrii)

211 206 It's my nightly read before I wind up my night. I love this place. I tend to lurk but toss out comments from time to time. I work during the afternoon and evening but I speak up when able.

Posted by: turambar at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (Gylu/)

212 Chique.. just hanging in there I guess. Good days and bad. Tying to stay positive but it's getting harder and harder. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (nxdel)

213 199 >I haven't watched one Packers game or listened to a game either this year.

me neither
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (l3+k2)

That's OK, you already have been mathematically eliminated from next season's playoffs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

214 I'm thinking a society wealthy enough to feed its pigs cookies in bed might have reached the tipping point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (H5knJ)

215 "Ever see that Thread on Pinside? It's years old. Danesi started it and it's hysterical.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (GQK7K)"

Can't say I have. Is it about repetitive call-outs?

The one that got mocked the most where I play is Wizard of Oz. "Shoot the castle! Shoot the castle!!"

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (icI8A)

216 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:46 PM (Dz5W3)
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You can hang up now, CB. Remington ain't gonna answer the phone!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (MVjcR)

217 I hate everyone that voted for Xiden, but lets not get wild with the tar brush. Thanks to dominion we have no idear if the unions, county a, state b, etc actually voted for Trump. We only know that the vote counters TOLD us they voted that way. Of course in a lot of places stupid idiots first were stupid enough to elect a Soros SoS, but in some places bribes or blackmail was used to get a SoS to ignore the voters.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (zcKJv)

218
A list of 50 greatest westerns that does not include Lonesome Dove or Open Range?

Posted by: Frankly at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (gZk4E)

219 Mitt Romney has a little dick!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (nsnF6)

220 26K National Guard deployed to DC without ammo for their weapons. Can you say bullshit? I knew that you could!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (kTF2Z)

221 Lately with Kung Flu and the Paste Eater all over the net it's been a challenge to come up with an ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Post it all, and change the name of the ONT to: "Shit you can do without."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

222 I'm loving the men's fashion, LOL.

But seriously, what in the world.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (lqS30)

223 >>Is it about repetitive call-outs?


Just hundreds and hundreds of 'LIONMAN!' posts...

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (GQK7K)

224 Somebody is going to stay after class and write out the definition of discipline 100x. And no, you can't use 2 pens at the same time.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

...Funny, you don't look like my 3rd grade teacher, yet you have her approach to things...

I wonder how many trees I killed that year. My changing to 4th grade must have actually lowered the local paper company's stock.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

225 No worries, Bob. The laser he used kinda felt like hot iron though. Anesthesia my ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Same here with my last cataract. Fucking masochist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (Dz5W3)

226 Thanks for the recommendation! Those mold-growing gaps drive me nuts.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)

Absolutely! Seriously try to track down the ones at the Kitchen Collection stores. So many knockoffs and they are just not the same. These are like an extension of your hand, with just the right give and take.

I don't know if the pic I produced are the same ones (although they do look very similar). Hope you get them!

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (Sq5xa)

227 Stevie Wonder should think back on his wonderful duet with Frank Sinatra to heal the racial divide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h2jZtuRuic

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (XV4eP)

228 >That's OK, you already have been mathematically eliminated from next season's playoffs.<

snopes rates this comment as mostly true

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (l3+k2)

229 OK. Really headed to bed. 'Night again!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:50 PM (MVjcR)

230 Chique.. just hanging in there I guess. Good days and bad. Tying to stay positive but it's getting harder and harder. Hope all is well with you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (nxdel)

Hang in there!

Yes, I am doing well, thanks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:50 PM (lqS30)

231

'Blazing Saddles' is 38??

38!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:50 PM (rm8S6)

232 New from China the shar pei look for men.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 10:50 PM (QeSol)

233 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

234 {{{LadyL}}}

Fine, for varying amounts of fine. Current and recent events have left me vert sad. Maybe depressed. I'll be snapping out of it soon.

Hope you, your leering neighbor, and tennis are keeping you happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (u82oZ)

235 Top photo based on a Bob Ross painting

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (iTXRQ)

236 ...Funny, you don't look like my 3rd grade teacher, yet you have her approach to things...

I wonder how many trees I killed that year. My changing to 4th grade must have actually lowered the local paper company's stock.
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

I kept Thilmany in biz for most of my elementary years.

Then I graduated and got to know the Vice Principal on a first name basis in HS.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

237 Thanks for the ONT.

The list is not bad, though a couple things made me give the author the side eye.

I also hate lists like this in general. One thing for me is always the best movie of any particular genre should be the one you have the most fun watching. Rio Bravo, Tombstone or Outlaw Josie Wales may not be as 'good' a movie as The Searchers, but the they are great to throw on and just watch and have fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (lmikk)

238 Still warm here in Arizona. Haven't felt the need to put the heater on yet this evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (mzC7

So jealous.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (lqS30)

239 What Jeh Johnson is saying is giving their justification for cheating to win an election.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (UMK0C)

240 Guard is in DC to park the cars of lesser celebrities.

Posted by: klaftern at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (RuIsu)

241 'Blazing Saddles' is 38??

38!
Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 10:50 PM (rm8S6)

Zettai Johnson is right!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (lmikk)

242 You can hang up now, CB. Remington ain't gonna answer the phone!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2021 10:47 PM (MVjcR)

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (Dz5W3)

243 233 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

Take the broom and thump the ceiling.
And tell him you like Led Zep, tell him to grow a pair.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

244 *Looks at fashion for men*
*Looks down at sweats and slippers*

Reckon I'll stay with my look.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (kTF2Z)

245 Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis is the definition of endless love.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (3H9h1)

246 Chique! When are your Greenland Greenadiers going to take over D.C.?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

Hi Eris!

There is a plan but I can't divulge any details.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (lqS30)

247 > No worries, Bob. The laser he used kinda felt like hot iron though. Anesthesia my ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:43 PM (kTF2Z)

Same here with my last cataract. Fucking masochist.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob




I got a teeth cleaning today- they used a laser. So that's a thing now.

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (iTXRQ)

248 26K National Guard deployed to DC without ammo for their weapons. Can you say bullshit? I knew that you could!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (kTF2Z)


Can't be too safe, so many of the Guard are white, took an Oath to defend OUR Constitution and thus are most assuredly (or at least quite possibly) dreaded #WhiteNationalists. Besides, ammo is illegal in teh DC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:54 PM (87oRe)

249 244 *Looks at fashion for men*
*Looks down at sweats and slippers*

Reckon I'll stay with my look.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (kTF2Z)

For some reason, it reminds me of the costumes from Universal Soldier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:54 PM (lmikk)

250 Out. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (Dz5W3)

251 What grinds my gears is that because these scum *knew* for a long time they were going to steal this thing, they had A LOT of time to plan all the theatre we are going to be subjected to (and the theatre we already have).

"25k unarmed National Guard keeping the peace from Trump Terrorists" is unfortunately just the beginning of what will be a long Mental Mindfuck Decade.

Tune out as much as you can if you enjoy your sanity.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (Sq5xa)

252 SoF is my all-time favorite OST for a pin, of any era. I know people who say BK2k and Pin-Bot outdoes it - I can see the argument. The SoF music is just so on point - fits the theme, fits the board, fits the action. Gets more epic with each lock.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (icI8A)

253 So what's the news tonight? I can't read all this, old and tired. Felt better and overdid it today.

Oh, I'll toss this out there...Katie Couric thinks Trump voters need to be deprogrammed. Did she ever read Brave New World?

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (55Qr6)

254 Night CB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (lmikk)

255 Good night all. Stay safe and pray for our country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (nxdel)

256 What Jeh Johnson is saying is giving their justification for cheating to win an election.
Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2021 10:52 PM (UMK0C)


Corruption in the service of a greater truth is not a bad thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (87oRe)

257 I got a teeth cleaning today- they used a laser. So that's a thing now.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (iTXRQ)

No tiny holes in your scalp, with wisps of steam venting out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 10:56 PM (mzC78)

258 A list of 50 greatest westerns that does not include Lonesome Dove or Open Range?

Posted by: Frankly at January 18, 2021 10:48 PM (gZk4E)
* * * *
...get a rope...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 18, 2021 10:56 PM (rwusL)

259 >No tiny holes in your scalp, with wisps of steam venting out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


not a scratch

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (iTXRQ)

260 Well, in a way, new cars are nannies. Take, for instance, the Toyotas that I have rented. If I drive for longer than, say, two hours, a message on the screen where one usually finds the speedometer says "Would you like to take a break?" Or, in one Hyundai that I drove, a message popped up saying "consider taking a break".

How about leaving me alone?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (M7K2y)

261 Have a great night, everyone. As long as we hold America in our hearts, it lives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (u82oZ)

262 >> SoF is my all-time favorite OST for a pin, of any era.


Nice. Been years since I spent time with one.
But it is a classic.
My Rick and Morty getting built this week.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (GQK7K)

263 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

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Pretty sure you can legally kill him. Wait, that's only in Texas. Sorry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (kTF2Z)

264 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

Take the broom and thump the ceiling.
And tell him you like Led Zep, tell him to grow a pair.
Posted by: M



now, if it were miss American pie this would be interesting.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (4Jold)

265 Juh says that without a trace of irony or self awareness.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (M7K2y)

266 There is a plan but I can't divulge any details.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland


Good to see you have NOT forgotten OPSEC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (87oRe)

267 Night Jewels45.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (lmikk)

268 I'm morbidly curious about when the light switch is going to suddenly go on with your standard issue GOP twatwaffle politician about what just happened to their party and the country?

Two days? Two weeks? Two months?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (6OqHa)

269 Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (4Jold)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

270 Night NaCLyDog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (lmikk)

271 Governor Greg Abbott tweeted this regarding the National Guard.
This is the most offensive thing I've ever heard.

No one should ever question the loyalty or professionalism of the Texas National Guard.
@TexasGuard
I authorized more than 1,000 to go to DC.

I'll never do it again if they are disrespected like this.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (NpAcC)

272
Two days? Two weeks? Two months?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (6OqHa)

You're too optimistic.

The answer is never. Never, ever. Never. Never.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

273 Nice, let me know how Rick and Morty plays, I've heard mixed things. Don't know if you ever played Stranger Things but it got a badly needed code update and it's much better now.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (icI8A)

274 268 I'm morbidly curious about when the light switch is going to suddenly go on with your standard issue GOP twatwaffle politician about what just happened to their party and the country?

Two days? Two weeks? Two months?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (6OqHa)

Probably first election and no one shows up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (lmikk)

275 I never could get into Westerns. My old man loved them, and still does, and won't shut up about The Outlaw Josey Wales. But that just never carried over to me. (But he did enjoy the Bond flicks, and I continue that tradition.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (M7K2y)

276 They allegedly pulled that unarmed NG stunt in Minneapolis during the first riot, lest someone actually do something about the poor little put-upon Antifa thugs. Now Minneapolis burns every couple of weeks over some bullshit rumor on social media because they know they can get away with it.

Sooner or later it's going to spill into the suburbs, and the cul-de-sac liberals will get exactly what they voted for--good and hard.

Posted by: CppThis at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (zcf1k)

277 Take, for instance, the Toyotas that I have rented. If I drive for longer than, say, two hours, a message on the screen where one usually finds the speedometer says "Would you like to take a break?" Or, in one Hyundai that I drove, a message popped up saying "consider taking a break".

How about leaving me alone?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (M7K2y)

My response: "Wassmatta, wimpmobile? Getting tired?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (mzC78)

278 Niters, Salty : )

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (FsVxE)

279 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/yxzf45h9

https://tinyurl.com/yxsylvf4

https://tinyurl.com/y49cby5q

https://tinyurl.com/y5u2833h

https://tinyurl.com/y6jh6d9u

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

280 >I'm morbidly curious about when the light switch is going to suddenly go on with your standard issue GOP twatwaffle politician


they don't care about anything beyond 1) donor contributions, and 2) getting re-elected

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (iTXRQ)

281 New cars are troublesome. The last car I rented blinked a warning light on the whole time because 1 tire was low 1 psi.
I wanted to drive it in to a canal.

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (w7KSn)

282 A Triple Dog Dare ya!

First ya blow me... but you forgot on the House floor with CSPAN airing it live.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 18, 2021 11:01 PM (+ldAm)

283 Well, in a way, new cars are nannies. Take, for instance, the Toyotas that I have rented. If I drive for longer than, say, two hours, a message on the screen where one usually finds the speedometer says "Would you like to take a break?" Or, in one Hyundai that I drove, a message popped up saying "consider taking a break".

I have a twenty-five year old car that, in its day was top of the line. Driving that for two hours is like driving a Hyundai or Kia for six. The suspension, steering, ergos, sound all have improved so much.

If people today are struggling with making a 120 mile trip without having to take a nap, a nature walk or get a massage - we truly are a weak, easily conquered, decadent society.

Those on the Oregon Trail, knowing how we would turn out would have castrated themselves for the sake of humanity to spare the world of such worthless offspring.

Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 11:01 PM (eK2Ct)

284 Sooner or later it's going to spill into the suburbs, and the cul-de-sac liberals will get exactly what they voted for--good and hard.
Posted by: CppThis at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (zcf1k)

Or what they didn't vote for, as the case may be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:01 PM (lmikk)

285 T. Bender - never?

They're too dumb, or are too supportive of By Any Means Necessary to get rid of Trump, to care.

And nothing really happened to them. They picked up House seats!!! Those mid-terms are gonna be awesome!!! (and partly restore "control" with which these people will do literally nothing useful)

And their voters are mostly too uninformed, lazy, or unthinking to replace or punish them. Just watch.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 11:01 PM (OTzUX)

286 153 The Searchers is the best movie of any genre. ...
Posted by: Cosda at January 18, 2021 10:36 PM (/OlcZ)


Mrs. Texan and I watched it last week. She had never seen it before and was awed.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 18, 2021 11:01 PM (9IdCK)

287 A guy singing Dixie Chicks needs serious help..
That may require payback.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (y1Mvi)

288 sleep beckons- later

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (iTXRQ)

289 Will do. I am sure it will need some tweaking...but it is right up my alley. That thing sitting in the room with Fish Tales and Flash Gordon is just sheer cruelty.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (GQK7K)

290 More Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/y5ltzoq9

https://tinyurl.com/y464bfo4

https://tinyurl.com/yy9b572y

https://tinyurl.com/yxz7csap

https://tinyurl.com/y43hbtme

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

291 Oh, I'll toss this out there...Katie Couric thinks Trump voters need to be deprogrammed. Did she ever read Brave New World?
Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 10:55 PM (55Qr6)

Again, Ms. Couric says that without a trace of irony. She and a few million Americans needed to be deprogrammed of their worship of His Majesty The Shahinshah.

I'd bet she's never HEARD of Brave New World or Aldous Huxley, and if she did, she'd think she's reading about the model society.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (M7K2y)

292 There is a plan but I can't divulge any details.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 18, 2021 10:53 PM (lqS30)
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As long as the plan contains raptors and riot control scoops.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

293 263 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

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Pretty sure you can legally kill him. Wait, that's only in Texas. Sorry.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:57 PM (kTF2Z)

Think it is OK in Seattle, as long as you can claim the target was a right winger, or you believed them to be anyway.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

294 287 A guy singing Dixie Chicks needs serious help..
That may require payback.
Posted by: DBCooper at January 18, 2021 11:02 PM (y1Mvi)

Release the Bay City Rollers!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (lmikk)

295 Breaking News:

Ghostbusters have been deployed to DC in case all the dead people that voted for Biden become violent.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (SWrii)

296 I rather enjoyed Stevie Wonder's music.

Then he flaps his gums about politics and ruins it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (M7K2y)

297 The 2 GA candidates (man, I mean vapid and pathetic GOP candidates are not unusual, but those two were almost parodies) I think actually suffered.

BUT ......

"We must take back the Senate!!"

"We must stop the Dems!"

"Sure, I support blah blah blah!"

GOP voters: "we really have no choice, we CAN'T let the Dems win!"

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 11:04 PM (OTzUX)

298 Wide open spaces. Like that guy's vagina.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 11:04 PM (H5knJ)

299 You know,
A girl shares one slightly funny story about blowjobs and you dudes on your "smart military blog" never let it go.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

300 They hate us. Anyone who has ever worn the uniform. You are my brothers. Yes, even the Air Force. Still gonna make fun of you though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (kTF2Z)

301 274 268 I'm morbidly curious about when the light switch is going to suddenly go on with your standard issue GOP twatwaffle politician about what just happened to their party and the country?

Two days? Two weeks? Two months?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 10:58 PM (6OqHa)

Probably first election and no one shows up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (lmikk)

They'll just blame us for not showing up.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (Ojki1)

302 I rather enjoyed Stevie Wonder's music.

Then he flaps his gums about politics and ruins it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:03 PM (M7K2y)

That one that started with the squalling baby kind of sucked ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (mzC78)

303 >>A guy singing Dixie Chicks needs serious help..


Could be singing the Indigo Girls...


or, 4 Non Blondes.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (F7NTO)

304 The answer is never. Never, ever. Never. Never.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)


Please, I simply cannot stand realistic assessments on the ONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (87oRe)

305 287 A guy singing Dixie Chicks needs serious help..
That may require payback.
Posted by: DBCooper

He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

306 They hate us. Anyone who has ever worn the uniform. You are my brothers. Yes, even the Air Force. Still gonna make fun of you though.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (kTF2Z)

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Old news.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (FsVxE)

307 >>A girl shares one slightly funny story about blowjobs and you dudes on your "smart military blog" never let it go.


How do you find that concept hard to swallow?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (F7NTO)

308 299 You know,
A girl shares one slightly funny story about blowjobs and you dudes on your "smart military blog" never let it go.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

*head shoots up from light nap*

What was that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (lmikk)

309 Blazing Saddles is 46!

Posted by: db at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (E0PSG)

310 ***SNORT***
Posted by: M




Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (4Jold)

311 165 So Hrothgar's Theory Du Jour with the troops:

Our politicians can't trust the troops because they are mostly white and male and most white males voted for Trump, thus they would have no problem violating their oaths to potentially harm (or fail to protect) President Biden (forget that Constitution thing)...

SO comrades, we need to vet ALL the troops, in every branch including the reserves, and ruthlessly root out the slightest smidgen of inherent (white or otherwise) nationalism that might be found there. Once we have done this, and cashiered the traitors from our beloved military and furthermore tarnished their reputations and honorable service, we can install ideologically pure zampolits at every level in the military starting at the squad level.

Only then will we have a progressive military we can all be proud of!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)

Let's just go ahead and have a political officer in every unit.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)

312 nurse ratched: players only love you when they're playin'! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

313 They'll just blame us for not showing up.
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (Ojki1)

Ah, the Star Wars school of marketing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (lmikk)

314 *Looks down at sweated by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:53

I've lately taken to going to the store in my moccasin slippers. Jules doesn't like it, but why change footwear for just a trip out? I'm old so I can get away w/ it.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (55Qr6)

315 243 233 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.

Please. Kill me now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

If I were going to disturb my neighbors, I'd have the decency to play some Slayer, or some Meshuggah.

Go up there and shred that pansy's "Man Card".

P.S. I'm still pissed at the Dixie Bitches for their bastardization of "Landslide".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (M7K2y)

316 Do the daily wire people think the election was stolen?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (LxTcq)

317 Hey confifth : )

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (FsVxE)

318 You know,
A girl shares one slightly funny story about blowjobs and you dudes on your "smart military blog" never let it go.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

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There was talk of sex? On the ONT? Here?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (kTF2Z)

319 305 287 A guy singing Dixie Chicks needs serious help..
That may require payback.
Posted by: DBCooper

He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

Makes a certain twisted sense. Didn't the Dixie Chicks cover a lot of Nicks' songs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (lmikk)

320 Hey confifth : )
Posted by: SMH at J



Hey SMH

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:09 PM (4Jold)

321 Let's just go ahead and have a political officer in every unit.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)

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At the company level.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:09 PM (FsVxE)

322 > My upstairs neighbor (dude)

Don't be surprised when he suddenly starts demanding to be called "Melissa".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:09 PM (8u1cU)

323 He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

call it in as a suspected domestic disturbance
all that painful screeching

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:09 PM (nUhF0)

324 >My upstairs neighbor (dude)


So far you have not provided ANY evidence for this.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:10 PM (F7NTO)

325 He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

Makes a certain twisted sense. Didn't the Dixie Chicks cover a lot of Nicks' songs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM (lmikk)

I sense a pattern here: Dixie Chicks>Stevie Nicks>Chicks with Dicks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:10 PM (mzC78)

326 Maybe he's in a trans cover band, The Chiksie Dix

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 18, 2021 11:11 PM (Wm5SB)

327 313 They'll just blame us for not showing up.
Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (Ojki1)

Ah, the Star Wars school of marketing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (lmikk)

The GoPe loves spectacular failure, so of course they are attracted to some of the other spectacular examples of failure.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:11 PM (Ojki1)

328 At the company level.
Posted by: S


when there are zampolits are visiting it is suggested that tea be served.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:11 PM (4Jold)

329 He's just warming up for the Nickleback.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:11 PM (F7NTO)

330 Dear Lord. Hope you can rest. I'd be plotting some sort of revenge. My shitkicker neighbors get a little feisty sometimes
with the Country music so I give them Jimi Hendrix for about an hour set to 11. They simmer down...

Posted by: DBCooper at January 18, 2021 11:12 PM (y1Mvi)

331 263 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.<

Sic the woodpecker on him.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:12 PM (l3+k2)

332 Maybe the GOP is planning to kure some moderate Dems over

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:12 PM (nUhF0)

333 Hey Nurse, hows your Leatherneck doing?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:12 PM (kTF2Z)

334 324 >My upstairs neighbor (dude)


So far you have not provided ANY evidence for this.
Posted by: garrett

He has a giant painting of dudes in Mexican sombreros and sarrapes in his main room.

And his improperly installed bidet flooded the laundry room about a month back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

335 My guess is end of Q1 2021 when GOP reviews their finances and finds out they have 1 donation from a Jeb! but have received a billion responses to their questionnaires. Oddly the envelopes were filled with feces instead of completed forms... that's about when the GOP MIGHT think something ain't right.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (SScvq)

336 Well, time to go put the Studebaker in the garage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (mzC78)

337 329 He's just warming up for the Nickleback.
Posted by: garrett

nah...betting on Justin Bieber next

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (nUhF0)

338 He has a giant painting of dudes in Mexican sombreros and sarrapes in his main room.

And his improperly installed bidet flooded the laundry room about a month back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

Are the mexicans playing poker?

Bidet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:13 PM (lmikk)

339 Let's just go ahead and have a political officer in every unit.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)


Why do you think we have a special Gender Studies ROTC option? Is for zampolit training, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (87oRe)

340 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V1d_vKjsr0

Th3 origin of my scr33n nam3.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (M7K2y)

341 He's going to release the Barry Manilow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (lmikk)

342 There was talk of sex? On the ONT? Here?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:08 PM



Some folks ought to be ashamed of themselves...

You know who you are!

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (rm8S6)

343 Hey Nurse, hows your Leatherneck doing?
Posted by: D


that the hell man, how many blowjobs do you think she gave

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (4Jold)

344 Hoya Duke!
He's good. Doing his job. Keeping his friends alive and somewhat functioning.

You heard from yours recently?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)

345 Here is my favorite armed forces story, which is true, I would swear on a stack of Bibles.
I met a man once, a Medal of Honor winner.
He had served in Navy, Army and Marines.
An Air Force officer asked him why he never served in the Air Force.
He responded "I couldn't pass the physical".
The Air Force officer was amazed.
Larry said "I was told they only accept perfect assholes, and I have hemmorhoids."




Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (w7KSn)

346 Let's hope there's another homeless fire, on Wednesday, causing everyone to flee toward the exits and shuterdown.

Posted by: Shipoopi at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (1mSXP)

347 I love the punny store names in Simpsons/Futurama/Disenchanted.

"Little Seizures Poison Shoppe" (Poison! Poison!)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

348 Here is Larry

https://assets.rbl.ms/17300373/980x.jpg

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 11:15 PM (w7KSn)

349 Some folks ought to be ashamed of themselves...

You know who you are!
Posted by: Z



my thought is not to criticize MisHum for not including miss American pie in the music here

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:15 PM (4Jold)

350 >>And his improperly installed bidet flooded the laundry room about a month back.



Eeeeeeew

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:15 PM (F7NTO)

351
when there are zampolits are visiting it is suggested that tea be served.
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:11 PM (4Jold)

How many KGB are aboard my ship?

Posted by: Captain First Rank Marko Ramius at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (M7K2y)

352 342
Some folks ought to be ashamed of themselves...

You know who you are!
Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (rm8S6)

I thought only Ace got to post that he was disappointed in us.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (Ojki1)

353 You heard from yours recently?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)

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Not since Christmas. He graduates a week from Friday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (kTF2Z)

354 Shane, High Noon, Oxbow Incident, Stagecoach, Meek's Cutoff, Bone Tomahawk among my favorites. Thanks for the top 50 list; I will watch some I haven't seen yet.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (qpX6U)

355 314 *Looks down at sweated by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 10:53

I've lately taken to going to the store in my moccasin slippers. Jules doesn't like it, but why change footwear for just a trip out? I'm old so I can get away w/ it.
Posted by: Farmer
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Was that you I saw in Kroger yesterday with a robe and house slippers and no mask.. I just nodded at the old fella - not a care in the world.

And I thought I was gangster just covering my mouth a little bit. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (+ldAm)

356 ..*head shoots up from light nap*

What was that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:07 PM (lmikk)


Big'n or Little? Upper or Lower? It just might matter to Nurse. It just might matter.

/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

357 Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

Dionne Warwick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

358 Just like the nonstop fearmongering about the virus set up the voting fraud, the nonstop fearmongering about the violent Trump supporters is setting up the gun grabbing.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:17 PM (l3+k2)

359 How many KGB are aboard my ship?
Posted by: Captain First Rank Marko R




Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:17 PM (4Jold)

360 Not since Christmas. He graduates a week from Friday.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

When is The Crucible?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

361 Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: n



you need a mix tape or something

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (4Jold)

362 Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

I say a little prayer for you.

Posted by: AF at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (S8ePJ)

363 Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: nurse ratched

soubds like you've lost that lovin feeling

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (nUhF0)

364 Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

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For the record, it's my call. Drop all remaining ordnance on my pos. Lovely fucking war.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:19 PM (kTF2Z)

365 357 Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

...

Well, I guess we know why he installed a bidet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:19 PM (lmikk)

366 Killing you softly with his songs.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:19 PM (l3+k2)

367 >> Oh please, oh please, oh fuck me sideways.

FUCK HER GENTLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc

Posted by: TENACIOUS D at January 18, 2021 11:20 PM (F7NTO)

368 sorry roberta

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:20 PM (l3+k2)

369 soubds like you've lost that lovin feeling
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (nUhF0)

That just makes me think of the Righteous Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:20 PM (lmikk)

370 366 Killing you softly with his songs.
Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:19 PM (l3+k2)

You know, I did not mind the cover of that one until I found out the singer was a raging racist twatwaffle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (lmikk)

371 When is The Crucible?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

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Last week. He has earned the title. I'm so proud I could bust. Really wanted to see him march across the same grinder I did in 85, but graduation is closed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (kTF2Z)

372 They all think we need deprogramming. I would submit it is the other was around. It's not that they don't know anything, it's just what they know is wrong.



*am I doing that right*

Posted by: Infidel at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (twGU3)

373 > I'm old so I can get away w/ it.

One of the best parts about being 29 is wearing sweat pants most places.

I mean, I'm not a barbarian. I wouldn't wear them to church or to somebody's graduation or whatever.

But I no longer feel the need to "look cool" just to go to McDonald's or the convenience store. Probably has something to do with having becoming voluntarily celibate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (8u1cU)

374 He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:06

Sorry for your misery, but you are making me laugh. Think of it as your posts bring the Horde joy.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (55Qr6)

375 China Uncensored is pretty good, surprised they are still on YouTube. China is run like a mafia? of course it is ... maybe ... so is Wall street, or DeepState?

https://tinyurl.com/y5mgq6m3

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (Cus5s)

376 Today's "Upper Room" devotional on the value of prayer.

https://www.upperroom.org/devotionals/en-2021-01-18

You can get the Scripture passage referenced (Psalm 145:13-21) if you don't have a Bible nearby, by clicking the link in the upper left corner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2021 11:22 PM (VP4Cd)

377 Get ready to hear this some more--you guys MAY have won this battle (we'll know Thursday) but WE OWN THE WAR.

You may park that in the bank.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 18, 2021 11:22 PM (KATBx)

378 I retract my Justin Bieber prediction and replace it with Tina Turner or if not then DEFINITELY Gloria Gaynor

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:23 PM (nUhF0)

379 Dionne Warwick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

Maybe you could play the Hu? That Mongol metal band. Real loud.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:24 PM (mzC78)

380 345: I still like the one about the pilot taxiing into position to take off when he calls the tower looking to get the time for a time hack. The tower can't see him, so the tower calls back, "Sir, what kind of pilot are you?" The pilot is irate and calls back "What does that have to do with anything? The time is the time!"
The ATC in the tower replies, "Sir, our response depends on what kind of pilot you are. If you are a commercial airline pilot, its 3:00 pm. If you are a USAF pilot, it is 1500 hours. If you are a Navy pilot, it's six bells. If you are an Army pilot, the big hand points at the 12 and the little hand points at the 3. And if you are a USMC pilot, it's Thursday afternoon."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:24 PM (M7K2y)

381 378 I retract my Justin Bieber prediction and replace it with Tina Turner or if not then DEFINITELY Gloria Gaynor
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:23 PM (nUhF0)

Let's see: we had Dixie Chicks, then Stevie Nicks followed up with Dionne Warwick.

Whitney Houston?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:25 PM (lmikk)

382 > Maybe you could play the Hu? That Mongol metal band. Real loud.

Excellent suggestion. Then maybe some Sabaton as a sort of musical rebuttal from the European perspective.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:25 PM (8u1cU)

383 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V1d_vKjsr0
Th3 origin of my scr33n nam3.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:14 PM


That's eerily similar to the origin of my own nic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdiuMl-qrLQ

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 11:26 PM (rm8S6)

384 So, should I take my 401k to cash tomorrow or wait til Wednesday?

Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 18, 2021 11:26 PM (doAIC)

385 375 China Uncensored is pretty good, surprised they are still on YouTube. China is run like a mafia? of course it is ... maybe ... so is Wall street, or DeepState?

https://tinyurl.com/y5mgq6m3
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (Cus5s)

Will Durant reminds us that there is very little difference between a politician and a gangster.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (M7K2y)

386 Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:15 PM (4Jold)

I know exactly what you were commenting about

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

387 Whitney Houston?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

LMAO
And aiiiiiiiiaaiiiiiiiiwill always love youwoooowooo

oh nurse would surely enjoy that!

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (nUhF0)

388 Dionne Warwick. Man, who needs Dr. Moses Buba's miracle cream with this playlist?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (H5knJ)

389 >Whitney Houston?

I'm betting on Judy Garland before it's over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (8u1cU)

390 Larry threw himself on a grenade, clung it to his belly, which then failed to detonate. Five wounded guys he was attending to all saw it. They were all in a bomb crater. Larry shrugged it off and went on to save all 5 wounded.
So, how was your day?

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)

391 I know exactly what you were commenting about
Posted by: M



I never doubted that you would, you being the man and everything.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:28 PM (4Jold)

392 Last week. He has earned the title. I'm so proud I could bust. Really wanted to see him march across the same grinder I did in 85, but graduation is closed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


This makes me so very angry. Mine graduated a year ago last week. It was freaking awesome to be there. I don't think the next graduating class was allowed family or friends. We got in just under the wire.

Where's his MOS?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

393 389 >Whitney Houston?

I'm betting on Judy Garland before it's over.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:27 PM (8u1cU)

My guess, because of the progression, Liza Minelli then Judy Garland.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:28 PM (lmikk)

394 Just like the nonstop fearmongering about the virus set up the voting fraud, the nonstop fearmongering about the violent Trump supporters is setting up the gun grabbing.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:17 PM (l3+k2)


Comrade, you have been thinking too much! You are not supposed to be able to see the plan so easily!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:29 PM (87oRe)

395 Have you seen this: Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle explodes in UK woman's home. Let the jokes begin...go.

Posted by: Shipoopi at January 18, 2021 11:29 PM (1mSXP)

396 373 > I'm old so I can get away w/ it.

One of the best parts about being 29 is wearing sweat pants most places.

I mean, I'm not a barbarian. I wouldn't wear them to church or to somebody's graduation or whatever.

But I no longer feel the need to "look cool" just to go to McDonald's or the convenience store. Probably has something to do with having becoming voluntarily celibate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (8u1cU)

I just wear a t-shirt and jeans most places. But if I need to "dress like a grown up" as one colleague once said, I can and do. (I remember being a little surprised that every time I went to jury duty, I was the only dude there with a dress shirt and tie.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:29 PM (M7K2y)

397 Emu just wants to be in the video:

https://tinyurl.com/y2emujhs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2021 11:29 PM (VP4Cd)

398 Where's his MOS?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

-------

Unlike his old man, he was smart enough to not go infantry. He's artillery.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (kTF2Z)

399 Celine Dion.


Please. Don't watch the morning news. If you see a deadly rampage in Seattle....

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

400 I'm gonna send everyone back with fuck you in orange marker

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (Xih1H)

401 Now that the election is over, I hope that we can all unite and work together on our common problem: Exterminating Whiteness.

There's no more time for divisive rhetoric. Instead it's time to cross party lines and work hand in hand to purge the poison that is Whiteness.

Until every last trace of Whiteness is driven from our shores, until every speck of land, from sea to shining sea, is free of this disease of Whiteness - then our work will not be done. So join us in our holy quest to forever cleanse this great land of the filth of Whiteness. Thank you.

Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (F9j5E)

402 Last week. He has earned the title. I'm so proud I could bust. Really wanted to see him march across the same grinder I did in 85, but graduation is closed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:21 PM (kTF2Z)

That sucketh.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 18, 2021 11:31 PM (M7K2y)

403 Unlike his old man, he was smart enough to not go infantry. He's artillery.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (kTF2Z)


Nice. Mine went to Ft Lost in the Woods.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

404 Going to watch Conan the Barbarian for the first time since the 80s.

Let's see if it holds up.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 18, 2021 11:31 PM (0bGEp)

405 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.



Please. Kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

Assault him with Slayer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 11:31 PM (9Om/r)

406 Have you seen this: Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle explodes in UK woman's home. Let the jokes begin...go.
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 18, 2021 11:29 PM (1mSXP)

Gwynnie charges extra for those PMS Specials, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (mzC78)

407 Lovely picture up top. Thanks, MisHum. Looks like a wonderful place to be:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (VP4Cd)

408
I think JOnh Kerry sorta admitted they were trying to cheat in 2004

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (r4bSV)

409 > Will Durant reminds us that there is very little difference between a politician and a gangster.

Never read the Durants, though always meant to.

The parallels with the end of the Roman Republic are eerie. Violent street gangs deployed for political reasons. A populist politician removed from office by questionable means to make him subject to prosecution. A corrupt and self-serving Senate, willing to go along with anything to keep the graft flowing.

I think I'll stop there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (8u1cU)

410 He's upgraded to Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

call it in as a suspected domestic disturbance
all that painful screeching
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 11:09

TY Herr Frau...that was biggest laugh in several days. Well done.
I was always partial to Christine McVie, thought her voice was much sexier.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 11:34 PM (55Qr6)

411 Twitter being sued in Canada for defamation by leftist billionaire where there's no Section 230 for a "carrier only" defence. From Ezra Levant.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1350850609608589319.html

Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2021 11:35 PM (ab0zp)

412 Earthporn. Amazing images of light and landscape:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2021 11:35 PM (VP4Cd)

413 > surprised that every time I went to jury duty, I was the only dude there with a dress shirt and tie.

Likewise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:35 PM (8u1cU)

414 He also doesn't get the customary 2 week post boot camp leave because apparently if he comes home he'll get the Rona and die.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:35 PM (kTF2Z)

415 Duke,
So straight to MCT. Camp Pendleton.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (U2p+3)

416 "I think I'll stop there."

You stopped before the best part... The Orgies.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (l3+k2)

417 399 Celine Dion.


Please. Don't watch the morning news. If you see a deadly rampage in Seattle....
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

So we should check the couch cushions to help the Go Fund Me for the bail?

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (Ojki1)

418 111 Nothing says "normal, legitimate election" like a swearing-in behind 12 feet of razor wire and 25,000 troops that you're not sure you can trust.
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2021 10:25 PM (X5CsJ)


It's nice to know that they CAN build a wall - in record time, no less! - to keep the riff-raff out.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (SRRAx)

419 Well Horde, I'm gonna go dark until after Wednesday. My uncle will have every television on CNN. I'm going to disappear for the. Communication blackout so to speak.

See ya later gators.

Posted by: Mpfs at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (79p/O)

420 I think JOnh Kerry sorta admitted they were trying to cheat in 2004

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (r4bSV)


Not that they didn't try in 2000!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:38 PM (87oRe)

421 Wait for it, either changing discs or he's down for the night..........

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:38 PM (U2p+3)

422 >>Wait for it, either changing discs or he's down for the night..........


Could be riding the White Fountain.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (F7NTO)

423 >> Fuck that imbecile with a rusty chainsaw.
Posted by: Jewells45

He'll never see it coming.

Posted by: Aviator at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (0FTCx)

424 Duke,
So straight to MCT. Camp Pendleton.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (U2p+3)

-------

Yep, and then to Ft Sill in OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (kTF2Z)

425 See ya later gators.
Posted by: Mpfs at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (79p/O)

Later. Safe hide out!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (mzC78)

426 Please. Don't watch the morning news. If you see a deadly rampage in Seattle....
Posted by: nurse ratched

How about "man found drowned in bidet in freak accident"

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (nUhF0)

427 Just give him a chance to towel off and you break out the Sesame Oil and the Lou Rawls.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (F7NTO)

428 Until every last trace of Whiteness is driven from our shores, until every speck of land, from sea to shining sea, is free of this disease of Whiteness - then our work will not be done. So join us in our holy quest to forever cleanse this great land of the filth of Whiteness. Thank you.
Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (F9j5E)

Your leadership can set the example by all the white persons committing seppuku en masse. Bold yes, but sometimes leadership needs to really show the way.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 11:40 PM (Ojki1)

429 416 "I think I'll stop there."

You stopped before the best part... The Orgies.
Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (l3+k2)

At thins point we are bypassing Proscription (at least the first round.) On the other hand, we are also missing Sulla kicking the shit out of everyone who looks at him sideways. Although, I will not make the obvious comparison between late in life Marius and Smoking Joe- because Marius in no way deserves that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:40 PM (lmikk)

430 Alberta,
I'm going to the spa. Fuck this shit on Wednesday.
Not my president.

Posted by: Mpfs at January 18, 2021 11:40 PM (79p/O)

431 I'm deadly with a glue gun...deadly crafty!

The toddlersaurus needed some "Noculars" to look at birds so I whipped out some tp tubes, yarn, and felt. They're pretty darn cute, and he can help me spot towhees and coopers hawks.

Posted by: funsize at January 18, 2021 11:40 PM (EiPf6)

432 399 Celine Dion.


Please. Don't watch the morning news. If you see a deadly rampage in Seattle....
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

Damn. We should have seen that one coming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:41 PM (lmikk)

433 Dionne Warwick wasn't so bad.

"Why do you have to be a... ballbreaker..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

434 If I get called to jury duty I'm wearing a long trench coat and a three day old beard.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2021 11:42 PM (UqiJM)

435 426 Please. Don't watch the morning news. If you see a deadly rampage in Seattle....
Posted by: nurse ratched

How about "man found drowned in bidet in freak accident"
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at January 18, 2021 11:39 PM (nUhF0)

You know, I'm not too familiar with bidets, but aren't they just a bowl with a drain and a water jet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:42 PM (lmikk)

436 Ok yall. I'm going to read for a bit.

Thank you for making me laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

437 Night nurse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:43 PM (lmikk)

438 You know, I'm not too familiar with bidets, but aren't they just a bowl with a drain and a water jet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:42 PM (lmikk)

Depends.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:44 PM (mzC78)

439
If I get called to jury duty I'm wearing a long trench coat and a three day old beard.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2021 11:42 PM (UqiJM)

Sitting on a court bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent...aqualung

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 11:45 PM (9Om/r)

440 > but aren't they just a bowl with a drain and a water jet?

Some of the Japanese ones can give you a haircut and manicure, while also cook a four-course meal.

I'd be afraid to use one. I grew up using outhouses. I don't want my toilet to look like the flight deck of a 747.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:45 PM (8u1cU)

441 Ok yall. I'm going to read for a bit.

Thank you for making me laugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

Sweet dreams, nurse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:46 PM (mzC78)

442 >>You know, I'm not too familiar with bidets, but aren't they just a bowl with a drain and a water jet?




the ones at bus stations have counter tops around them so you can put your stuff down

Posted by: homeless guy in a D run city at January 18, 2021 11:46 PM (r4bSV)

443 >>You know, I'm not too familiar with bidets, but aren't they just a bowl with a drain and a water jet?


Probably a few crumbs, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:46 PM (Ht37P)

444 > If I get called to jury duty I'm wearing a long trench coat and a three day old beard.

Might well do the same if it happens again. My respect for law and order has...diminished... of late.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:46 PM (8u1cU)

445 I've only seen 21 of the 50 westerns listed. Lot of my favorites left out. I give the list 1 out of 4 stars.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 11:48 PM (2DOZq)

446 >> If I get called to jury duty I'm wearing a long trench coat and a three day old beard.


F that.

Go and give them everything they want to get on that Jury and Fucking Nullify Nullify Nullify.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:48 PM (Ht37P)

447 If I get called to jury duty I'm wearing a long trench coat and a three day old beard.

Might well do the same if it happens again. My respect for law and order has...diminished... of late.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


If I'm ever on trial, I want these guys on my jury.

*makes the Secret Sign of the 32nd Degree Moron*

Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at January 18, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

448 I think JOnh Kerry sorta admitted they were trying to cheat in 2004

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 18, 2021 11:32 PM (r4bSV)
--------------------

John Kerry's lawyer in the Ohio hotel room with Kerrry, Jessy Jackson, and others. - They're using optical scanners to count the votes, it's over.

@37:00 https://tinyurl.com/yy38qsdl

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 11:50 PM (SWrii)

449 "I have doubts. Reasonable doubts."

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 11:50 PM (Ht37P)

450 Never admit that you believe in Jury Nullification!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:50 PM (87oRe)

451 When you are called to jury duty don't they give you some kind of form to fill out? Because I'd f@ck that thing up bad.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (UqiJM)

452 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (8u1cU)

453 "I have doubts. Reasonable doubts."
Posted by: garrett

But she had the Boobehs.

That's why I'm here, Yer Honor.

Posted by: Miklos, first stone uncast at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

454 I have appointments in teh early AM, so I bid you good morons adieu!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:52 PM (87oRe)

455 Never admit that you believe in Jury Nullification!
Posted by: Commissar H



he is the big advocate for jury bunga bungaing

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:52 PM (4Jold)

456 And his improperly installed bidet flooded the laundry room about a month back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 11:13

This just gets better, LMFAO.

Please continue nurse.

Posted by: Farmer at January 18, 2021 11:52 PM (55Qr6)

457 If any of us gets called to jury duty, we ought to do our best to be seated on said jury.

Nullification, hung juries, insane civil awards against various govt. agencies and other sand in the govt. gears ain't gonna happen on it's own, y'know.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

458 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



For the first year or so, that would offset inflation.

Posted by: Miklos, tightfisted these days at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

459 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (8u1cU)

What's god for illegals ought to be good for citizens as well, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (87oRe)

460 Maybe you could play the Hu? That Mongol metal band. Real loud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:24 PM (mzC7

---

I actually like that band.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (FsVxE)

461 452 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (8u1cU)

1) I want a pony.

2) I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.

It is getting hard to come up with mockery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (lmikk)

462 I actually did get called for jury duty last spring, but it was canceled because of 'Rona.

I have no idea if that puts me on the top or the bottom of the pool when trials start again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (8u1cU)

463 452 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (8u1cU)
-----------

Bring 'em, they'll go into my mutual fund and it will rise with inflation. Might take my truck to the mechanic and let him give it the once over.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (SWrii)

464 Niters, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (FsVxE)

465 It's nice to know that they CAN build a wall - in record time, no less! - to keep the riff-raff out.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 18, 2021 11:37 PM (SRRAx)


I can't count how many times I heard lefties say, "walls don't work, they'll just get a longer ladder," then imagine they had a mic drop moment of profound logic.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (9IdCK)

466 If Irish Democracy is Sand in the gears... What do you call Gravel in the Gears?

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (l3+k2)

467 > I actually like that band.

Yeah, The Hu are excellent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (8u1cU)

468 "Best solution I know is to go to eBay, and order a handful of extra OEM Remington mags, and get handy with those four or five round mag changes."
******
I don't know if they are still available but back in the 1980's in our little PA sporting goods store, we sold a 10 round magazine for the Rem 760/7600's that I think was Remington made. It made a decent looking hunting rifle look unbalanced.

Posted by: Cosda at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (/OlcZ)

469 My upstairs neighbor (dude) is blasting the Dixie Chicks and singing along.



Please. Kill me now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

Apparently you're not woke. They are now known as The Chicks.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 11:55 PM (2DOZq)

470

"A democracy can only last until the people figure out how to vote themselves a raise from the public treasury..."

I think they've got it down now...

Posted by: Zettai at January 18, 2021 11:55 PM (rm8S6)

471 I actually like that band.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:53 PM (FsVxE)

They are pretty cool. I'm sure they would spook the typical Seattle lib, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:55 PM (mzC78)

472 466 If Irish Democracy is Sand in the gears... What do you call Gravel in the Gears?
Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (l3+k2)


Irish Democracy is more like - go slow.

Sand in the gears is more like - sabotage

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 11:56 PM (SWrii)

473 Night SMH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at January 18, 2021 11:56 PM (lmikk)

474 Never understood the idea of dressing up for jury duty. It's effectively dressing to impress people I employ. I'll dress as I do to work on a normal day: jeans and a polo shirt. Not good enough? Get someone else to take time out of his busy schedule to help you for next to nothing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 11:57 PM (H5knJ)

475 Niters, y'all.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (FsVxE)

Nite, SMH.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2021 11:57 PM (mzC78)

476 So, Remington is gone.

So long 742.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 11:58 PM (SWrii)

477 So, Remington is gone.





he was shitty detective anyway

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 18, 2021 11:59 PM (4Jold)

478 ..I don't know if they are still available but back in the 1980's in our little PA sporting goods store, we sold a 10 round magazine for the Rem 760/7600's that I think was Remington made. It made a decent looking hunting rifle look unbalanced.

Posted by: Cosda at January 18, 2021 11:54 PM (/OlcZ)


One of those OEM Remington 10 rounders would fetch a high ransom at auction, now. The collectors would go insane at a chance to bid on one, as they're pretty much made out of pure Unobtanium.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 18, 2021 11:59 PM (QzJWU)

479 If I got $24,000 in Free Money, I'd buy a bunch of used machine tools.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:59 PM (8u1cU)

480 Clarence Gatemouth Brown-The Blues Ain't Nothing (1972)

full album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyfSpvypnU8

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 19, 2021 12:00 AM (SWrii)

481 Get someone else to take time out of his busy schedule to help you for next to nothing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



Here it's $12/day plus lunch.

Pretty good for many of the people who end up on juries.

Posted by: Miklos, everybody needs a hobby at January 19, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

482 If I got $24,000 in Free Money, I'd buy a bunch of used machine tools.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Aha.

The Means of Production!

Posted by: Miklos, the People's Comrade at January 19, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

483 Clarence Gatemouth Brown-The Blues Ain't Nothing (1972)

full album

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 19, 2021 12:00 AM (SWrii)

Gate played the King Eddy in Calgary quite often during the '90's. Always put on a good show. I was lucky enough to shake his hand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:04 AM (mzC78)

484 > The Means of Production

Indeed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 19, 2021 12:06 AM (8u1cU)

485 A 1944 guide to fighting fascism. Download now before it's banned.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:07 AM (ab0zp)

486 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 19, 2021 12:08 AM (8u1cU)

487 Nite, Rodrigo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:09 AM (mzC78)

488 I want one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZBUMYqND4

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:11 AM (W+kMI)

489 Nite, R.B!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2021 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

490 ...Download now before it's banned.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:07 AM



I feel like quite the outlaw right now!



Posted by: Zettai at January 19, 2021 12:12 AM (rm8S6)

491 I learned a cool Hungarian phrase today:

"Megrazod a pofon fat"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2021 12:12 AM (KYBJl)

492 474 Never understood the idea of dressing up for jury duty. It's effectively dressing to impress people I employ. I'll dress as I do to work on a normal day: jeans and a polo shirt. Not good enough? Get someone else to take time out of his busy schedule to help you for next to nothing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 11:57 PM (H5knJ)

Perhaps but I don't see the point of going to a court looking like a slob, either. (If I had an attorney who showed up to court in an Iron Maiden t-shirt, jeans and denim jacket, I knew I'd be doomed.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 12:13 AM (M7K2y)

493 Unions will be paid back for Keystone with some green manufacturing deals. All those windmills that will magically power everything will be made by them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:13 AM (+6YjN)

494 Good evening Horde. I've been so cranky lately that I'm becoming a recluse. Including staying away from the news and any commentary.

How's the group dealing with the depressing state of affairs?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 19, 2021 12:13 AM (Jzz++)

495 I feel like quite the outlaw right now!
Isn't there a song about that unless I'm thinking of "Desperado"!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:14 AM (ab0zp)

496 "Megrazod a pofon fat"
"Look, fat, I'm president!"??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (ab0zp)

497 Just Some Guy, who's pretty liberal, has some thoughts about Biden's Empire.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyqosf24

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (kOpft)

498 Smh, the Hu are awesome!

Posted by: funsize at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (EiPf6)

499 How's the group dealing with the depressing state of affairs?

Posted by: Pete Bog



suck it up, nothing is over until we say it is over

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (4Jold)

500 452 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.
=====
Cool!! That means I'll be able to buy an AR-15 AND ammo on Big Government's dollar! I support this means of supporting poor dependent Americans like myself!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:16 AM (W+kMI)

501 how Long before Trump supporters are banned from being on a jury?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:16 AM (+6YjN)

502 "Look, fat, I'm president!"??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (ab0zp)

....

No, if so understood correctly, it means "You are shaking the slap tree".

Meaning you are upsetting me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (KYBJl)

503 The list of westerns was abysmal. It was condemned by positing that the remake of True Grit was better than the original. I love Jeff Bridges, but he is no John Wayne. Robert Duvall and Glen Campbell lose out to Barry Pepper and Matt Damon?? YHGTBFKM.

Posted by: cberrya6e at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (suV07)

504 Thanks for the email Jim!

Posted by: funsize at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (EiPf6)

505 For late-night Star Wars fans, the return of a hero in the fan music video of the month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHgY7LIiaSM

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (W+kMI)

506 Wife says she's going to pick up some dry scallops at Hannaford's tomorrow so we can have a seafood dinner. So discovered dry scallops have no water (to add weight) plus msg's added, they're sold as such and are said to taste much better.

The physical difference difference is dry scallops are vanilla white, as opposed to wet which are very white. None of which I knew before the last 15 minutes.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (KATBx)

507 Unions will be paid back for Keystone with some green manufacturing deals. All those windmills that will magically power everything will be made by them.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:13 AM (+6YjN)

Probably not a lot of skill crossover between laying high-pressure pipeline, and manufacturing and erecting bird blenders. Maybe some heavy equipment operators...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:17 AM (mzC78)

508 hanks for the email Jim!
Posted by: funsize


isn't the standard to text dick pics?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:18 AM (4Jold)

509 501 how Long before Trump supporters are banned from being on a jury?
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Depends on the state, I guess. It's a bad idea, of course, but has that really stopped the Left this century?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:18 AM (W+kMI)

510 485 A 1944 guide to fighting fascism. Download now before it's banned.
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:07 AM (ab0zp)
-------------

Won't work for me.
What's the title of the book?

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 19, 2021 12:19 AM (SWrii)

511 shaking the slap tree = poking the bear
I like it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:19 AM (ab0zp)

512 Perhaps but I don't see the point of going to a
court looking like a slob, either. (If I had an attorney who showed up
to court in an Iron Maiden t-shirt, jeans and denim jacket, I knew I'd
be doomed.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

I'm ok with that. That's an attorney who's a true Maiden fan if he's wearing jeans and a denim jacket. Probably ok despite the sartorial impropriety. However, it's the attorney who's wearing leather with his Maiden shirt; that's someone who should wear a suit because he doesn't have a clue. Maiden = denim; Priest = leather.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)

513 501 how Long before Trump supporters are banned from being on a jury?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:16 AM (+6YjN)

How long before trial by jury is ended?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 12:19 AM (M7K2y)

514 #510 Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:20 AM (ab0zp)

515 "Look, fat, I'm president!"??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2021 12:15 AM (ab0zp)

Andy, when you quote the previous poster in bold type, it looks distressingly like those troll droppings we all hate so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:21 AM (mzC78)

516 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.


So here's the thing, they owe us something for preventing us from working, but they don't produce anything of value to give, so they would have to rob the essential folk, either by taxes or inflation, and $20k to every adult in America is going to produce a metric fuckton of inflation. Which devalues their grift, so they're probably not going to do it. And they'll show congressional approval of 15% can, in fact, go lower.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2021 12:21 AM (kOpft)

517 Everything that liar Jeh clown said in that quote was an utter lie. Can ANY of these fuckers, whose "public" service salaries I PAY, ever tell the truth, or at least not lie?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 12:22 AM (I1jyF)

518 501 how Long before Trump supporters are banned from being on a jury?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:16 AM (+6YjN)

You'd end up with 95 percent of those who got jury duty notices claiming they voted for Trump

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2021 12:22 AM (qAR6u)

519 @493 Joe XiDen-Being a union Pipefitter/welder I can tell you that thatis what they'll try to sell you.
What work that can be gleaned from any of the green bullshit is minuscule compared to what normal(which is what we had the last four years) petroleum based energy production. Unions will be paid back with bullshit promises of green work. We went through that with Obama, union members scraped through those years by the skin of their teeth. But to say we'll be paid back with enough work to keep any union membership that works within the energy industry is not true. We'll be F'ed along with everyone else union or not.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 12:22 AM (0jZnq)

520 517 Everything that liar Jeh clown said in that quote was an utter lie. Can ANY of these fuckers, whose "public" service salaries I PAY, ever tell the truth, or at least not lie?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 12:22 AM (I1jyF)

They take your money and spit in your face. The answer is no.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 12:23 AM (M7K2y)

521 English Nazi here. The verb form is "fellate", as in "it was nauseating to watch Jim Acosta of CNN try to fellate Obama."

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at January 19, 2021 12:23 AM (Su9Le)

522 513

True. Our courts will become North Korean style soon enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:23 AM (+6YjN)

523 The Left is outraged that this will somehow bring the Plagues of Egypt upon us - while they are welcoming in by the tens of thousands through wide open southern borders people having diseases that were long eradicated in first world societies.
Posted by: Observer at January 18, 2021 10:23 PM (9+XKm)

"Dissolve the people and elect another

Posted by: Bertolt Brecht at January 19, 2021 12:24 AM (M7K2y)

524 $2000 a month for 12 months is $24000.

330 million Americans.

What is that, about $8 trillion?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2021 12:24 AM (KYBJl)

525 522 513

True. Our courts will become North Korean style soon enough.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:23 AM (+6YjN)

Prepare for the Struggle Sessions.

Or, as the kids say, the "Struggle Sesh".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 12:25 AM (M7K2y)

526 516 And Methos, it's more than that. The $2000 doesn't cost the taxpayers $2000. After larding it with all the grift, graft, interest, and foreign "aid" that always hurts our interests, it'll cost 10,000 times that.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 19, 2021 12:27 AM (I1jyF)

527 I was going to complain about the 50 greatest westerns list but most of my revisions were already covered, like Jeremiah Johnson. Where's Silverado, The Sacketts, Open Range, or Quigley Down Under? And where was Rustlers Rhapsody which is almost as good as Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2021 12:27 AM (7EjX1)

528 Why only $2k a month? I demand $20k.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:29 AM (+6YjN)

529 That men's fashion show is proof of the increasing problem of mental illness. And REALLY bad taste. It even beats out many of the 'these pants' selections in Oregon Muse's book thread.

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2021 12:30 AM (7EjX1)

530 528 Why only $2k a month? I demand $20k.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:29 AM (+6YjN)

Give it time.

Posted by: Germany '23 Hungary '46 Zimbabwe '05 at January 19, 2021 12:30 AM (M7K2y)

531 English Nazi here.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro
There's a bad political joke in there.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 12:31 AM (KAi1n)

532 No, if so understood correctly, it means "You are shaking the slap tree".

Meaning you are upsetting me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I have never heard that phrase.

Proper Hungarian, as always, is "basz meg".

Plus maybe extras, Hungarian has lots of extras.

Posted by: Always trust Hungarian content from Miklos at January 19, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

533 529: yeah, I'm not touching those things with a 10 foot pole. Besides, fashions for men are simple. Or at least they should be. No matter the situation, any dude can be ready in five minutes or less.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 12:32 AM (M7K2y)

534 Fashion shows have been fucked up forever. I think it is all one big inside joke with those things.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:32 AM (+6YjN)

535 $2000 a month for 12 months is $24000.

330 million Americans.

What is that, about $8 trillion?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger




NO MATH

Posted by: Alexandra O'Crazy-Cortez at January 19, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

536 I watched "News of the World" last night. It won't make any Top 50 Westerns lists, but it was well worth watching.
Tom Hanks is a Dem dickhead, but he makes good movies.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 19, 2021 12:33 AM (sWM8x)

537 A year ago Andrew Yang was proposing $1k a month UBI and that sounded crazy. Today $2k a month is on the table. So remember that when you think that banning planes is too crazy even for Democrat. Nothing is too crazy anymore.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 19, 2021 12:35 AM (+6YjN)

538 I don't think there is such a thing as "50 best Westerns". There's too many, and each has at least one bonafide nugget, perhaps a line of dialogue, a specific scene or recreation of a particular event . Best they be celebrated in that manner, imho.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2021 12:35 AM (KATBx)

539 there is a 50 best of everything if there are more than 50, there are 50 best comments here.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:37 AM (4Jold)

540 I realize old habits are hard to break, but can we please stop calling them "liberals"? They don't deserve to be called that, there ain't nothin liberal about them. They used to support an absolutist version of free speech - until they took charge of the media, suddenly they think it's not an absolute right. They sure as hell don't believe in free enterprise. Call them leftists or progs or commies.

Posted by: Catoi at January 19, 2021 12:38 AM (viged)

541 Call them leftists or progs or commies.
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I agree. The only liberals around are guys like Turley and Dershowitz.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 19, 2021 12:40 AM (sWM8x)

542 497 Just Some Guy, who's pretty liberal, has some thoughts about Biden's Empire.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyqosf24
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Just Some Guy is on my subscribed list. He's not a Republican, but I won't hold it against him these days. He's like a lot of guys who a few years wouldn't have thought of themselves as sharing common ground with the likes of us, but the SJWs' kulturkampf has red-pilled him pretty hard.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:41 AM (W+kMI)

543 Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2021 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

#ThingsWhatJiggle

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 12:41 AM (rt0xh)

544

You can call him Reh or you can call him Jeh but you don't have to call him Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2021 12:42 AM (63Dwl)

545 I would like to be compensated for the hell I had to go through with my hernia last year when I couldn't get surgery because it wasn't life-threatening. No, just severe pain every time I coughed, sneezed, turned my waist, etc., with the potential for it to become life-threatening, and I now have a 5" scar. Fukc you Newsom.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 12:44 AM (KAi1n)

546 Referring back to content (shocking I know) the "men's fashions" being shown off here makes me think that the fashion industry now thinks we live in the 2020 of Seventies science fiction movies.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2021 12:44 AM (W+kMI)

547 While saving the field manual I picked up two or three interesting books while there. Nice place.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 19, 2021 12:45 AM (cp33G)

548 >>I would like to be compensated for the hell I had to go through with my hernia last year when I couldn't get surgery because it wasn't life-threatening. No, just severe pain every time I coughed, sneezed, turned my waist, etc., with the potential for it to become life-threatening, and I now have a 5" scar. Fukc you Newsom.


If it makes you feel better, his vacation home in Montana is coming along just fine.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2021 12:45 AM (yfAbT)

549
" English Nazi here."
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro


Mr. Hilter?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2021 12:49 AM (FlRtG)

550 Good to see you here, Arbalest!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:50 AM (mzC78)

551 Good to see you here, Arbalest!
Posted by: Alber




indeed!

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:52 AM (4Jold)

552 ..isn't the standard to text dick pics?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:18 AM (4Jold)


Yeah, but all I had was a .jpg screenshot of one of your posts here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

553 498 Smh, the Hu are awesome!

harry hu, the asian detective that shows up in acouple of episodes of get smart?

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2021 12:52 AM (5br8a)

554
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:18 AM (4Jold)

Yeah, but all I had was a .jpg screenshot of one of your posts here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J



you're in your bunk then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:53 AM (4Jold)

555 harry hu, the asian detective that shows up in acouple of episodes of get smart?
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2021 12:52 AM (5br8a)

No, the Mongol metal band. They dress in traditional-looking robes, and ride Harleys across the steppe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:55 AM (mzC78)

556 ..you're in your bunk then?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:53 AM (4Jold)


Vomitorium, actually.

Good practice for Wednesday, I suppose? LOL


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2021 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

557 Yeah, but all I had was a .jpg screenshot of one of your posts here.

Jim

I bet Jim jpegs hot chicks alla time.

Posted by: Miklosian Guesswork GmbH at January 19, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

558 is that redc1c here or somebody with similar knowledge and experience?

what is the best Army manual to download for marksmanship, shooting, whatever? others

the things I am interested in are 5.56, 70mm, and 155mm.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:57 AM (4Jold)

559

Hi AOP.

I considered contacting Hat, and setting up another LV meetup. Unfortunately, the Kung Flu seems to have shut down LV. Perhaps Memorial day or the 4th. I feel that a celebration, and visiting Elvis-A-Rama would be a fitting end to the Lockdown.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2021 12:59 AM (FlRtG)

560 the things I am interested in are 5.56, 70mm, and 155mm.
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 12:57 AM (4Jold)

The chief consideration with 155 mm is don't get any on you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:00 AM (mzC78)

561 Hi AOP.

I considered contacting Hat, and setting up another LV meetup. Unfortunately, the Kung Flu seems to have shut down LV. Perhaps Memorial day or the 4th. I feel that a celebration, and visiting Elvis-A-Rama would be a fitting end to the Lockdown.
Posted by: Arb



does he even hang here any more?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:00 AM (4Jold)

562 The chief consideration with 155 mm is don't get any on you.
Posted by: Alb




Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:00 AM (4Jold)

563 visiting Elvis-A-Rama would be a fitting end to the Lockdown.
Posted by: Arbalest


I feel that a proper visit to Elvis-A-Rama would require a Bad Mamma Jamma.

Posted by: Miklos, a Fool rushing in at January 19, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

564 2/3 of Americans now support stimulus checks of $2,000 PER MONTH, backdated to last March.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2021 11:51 PM (8u1cU)

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great! i can afford to buy some more ammo...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 01:02 AM (MasTK)

565 I considered contacting Hat, and setting up another LV meetup. Unfortunately, the Kung Flu seems to have shut down LV. Perhaps Memorial day or the 4th. I feel that a celebration, and visiting Elvis-A-Rama would be a fitting end to the Lockdown.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2021 12:59 AM (FlRtG)

I would be up for that, provided that they reopen the Can/US border for road traffic. I am in AZ now, and had to fly here, and air travel sucks with all the Cow-Vid nonsense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:02 AM (mzC78)

566 The chief consideration with 155 mm is don't get any on you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Especially on your foot. Those things are heavy.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 01:03 AM (KAi1n)

567 does he even hang here any more?
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:00 AM (4Jold)

Have not seen him for a long time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:03 AM (mzC78)

568 Have not seen him for a long time.
Posted by: Alb



that's what I was thinking, years, since Vegas.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:05 AM (4Jold)

569 Speaking of Elvis:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EHP3M7ULdyE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:07 AM (mzC78)

570 Speaking of Elvis:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EHP3M7ULdyE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That has a strong New Orleans sound.

Posted by: Miklos adieu La Nouvelle Orleans at January 19, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

571

Hi C5.

Hat is still around, but I think he uses a different nic.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2021 01:11 AM (FlRtG)

572 555 No, the Mongol metal band. They dress in traditional-looking robes, and ride Harleys across the steppe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 12:55 AM (mzC7


I need to look them up sometime. I heard the one song they did with the Papa Roach guy on the radio, thought the Mongol half was majestically badass and the millennial half was stereotypically tries-too-hard boring. But I'd probably go for an album that's just the metal band channeling Genghis Khan.

Posted by: CppThis at January 19, 2021 01:11 AM (zcf1k)

573

Harry Hoo and The Craw

www.imdb.com/title/tt0587575

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2021 01:14 AM (63Dwl)

574 That has a strong New Orleans sound.
Posted by: Miklos adieu La Nouvelle Orleans at January 19, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

What a coinkydink, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:14 AM (mzC78)

575 Jeh Johnson, eh? I figured that cockroach would reappear sooner or later.

Another one of TFG's red diaper babies resurfaces.

And here I was hoping he choked to death while swallowing some commie cum. Sigh. No such luck.
********
That top pic -- Everything looks real except the wood. That looks like a painting of wood.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2021 01:14 AM (F0YaR)

576 Hi C5.

Hat is still around, but I think he uses a different nic.

Posted by: Arb


Hey!

That is good to know.

Not everybody made it back from Vegas.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:17 AM (4Jold)

577 What a coinkydink, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Will one of the extensions on your Southern Estate have a room lined with egg cartons so you can play Good Music Real Loud?

Posted by: Miklos can almost hear it from here at January 19, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

578 Not everybody made it back from Vegas.
Posted by: confederatefifth






Who stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Posted by: Miklos, or so they say at January 19, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

579 567 does he even hang here any more?
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:00 AM (4Jold)

Have not seen him for a long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:03 AM (mzC7

He's still on the Twatter

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:19 AM (rt0xh)

580 Here is the Hu, doing Wolf Totem, without the annoying millennial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:20 AM (mzC78)

581 Who stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Posted by: M




the thing is is, not everybody wants to stay there

at the mome, thing went down

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:23 AM (4Jold)

582 Will one of the extensions on your Southern Estate have a room lined with egg cartons so you can play Good Music Real Loud?
Posted by: Miklos can almost hear it from here at January 19, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

That's what the insulation in the walls is for. I need to refurbish those two Dynaco amps I salvaged from the trash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:23 AM (mzC78)

583 So I have my 1st handgun class tomorrow: USCCA beginner - 3hr classroom, 1 hr range. In prep I did my 1st field strip, clean & lube. Everything went ok till I reassembled my S&W M&P 9m and putting the slide back on it felt fine till it would go back all the way. I turned it over and somehow I missed one guide and had a 1/4 inch gap on the right side. It felt jammed up good but luckily the gun shop is only 15m down the road and the guy that sold it to me fixed it in less than 2m. I guess I need to change my nick to BOOT.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:24 AM (rt0xh)

584 *till it wouldn't*

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:25 AM (rt0xh)

585 is the guide the same as a rail there?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:25 AM (4Jold)

586 Climate Change as a handicap for Western Countries. But not for our governments new masters https://tinyurl.com/y5eyavof

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:26 AM (rt0xh)

587 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Planning for a busy work day, tomorrow.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:27 AM (mzC78)

588 I believe rail is the correct term yes

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:27 AM (rt0xh)

589 most interesting thing about the Vegas mome is that everything that everybody was sworn to secrecy about is secret, even now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:27 AM (4Jold)

590 got it

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:28 AM (4Jold)

591 Did the good moron countryboy get to the pi to find his new wife?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:29 AM (4Jold)

592 I believe rail is the correct term yes


are we talking guns here or sex again?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:30 AM (4Jold)

593 the thing is is, not everybody wants to stay there

at the mome, thing went down
Posted by: confederatefifth


"Las Vegas-the only town where people arrive in a $100,000 Mercedes, and leave on a $250,000 bus"

Posted by: Miklos, or so they tell me at January 19, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

594 "Las Vegas-the only town where people arrive in a $100,000 Mercedes, and leave on a $250,000 bus"
Posted by: M



Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:36 AM (4Jold)

595 BREAKING

National Canoe Transportation Safety Board reports alarming rise in canoe accidents since first week of November

Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 19, 2021 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

596 are we talking guns here or sex again?
Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:30 AM (4Jold)

Why yes!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 01:41 AM (rt0xh)

597 Any Cobs on duty?

Posted by: Miklos, asking again for the 40mm Bofors at January 19, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

598
Kinda makes one rethink that whole "play fair" horseshit my white racist parents, clergy and educators ground into me.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
A lot of people need to rethink that with a quickness because a) being a sucker who will live by rules that the other side will not is a losing proposition and b) WAR IS HELL... it is not sunbeams, lollypops and taking turns like good little children.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 01:47 AM (946rW)

599 Jeh Johnson, eh? I figured that cockroach would reappear sooner or later.



Another one of TFG's red diaper babies resurfaces.



And here I was hoping he choked to death while swallowing some commie cum. Sigh. No such luck.

********

Jeh's lips should fall off from the lying. Also. his mama should have given him a real name.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 01:50 AM (946rW)

600 Kinda makes one rethink that whole "play fair" horseshit my white racist parents, clergy and educators ground into me.




I remember the "turnabout is fair play" part.

Posted by: Miklos, plumb out of the Milk of Human Kindness at January 19, 2021 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

601 I remember the "turnabout is fair play" part.
Posted by: M



isn't that the otter's motto?

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 01:51 AM (4Jold)

602 Jeh's lips should fall off from the lying.

Heh

Posted by: Eric Holder, who culturally and racially appropriated his name at January 19, 2021 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

603 isn't that the otter's motto?
Posted by: confederatefifth


I won't stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Posted by: Miklos, for Otter, my Delta Brother at January 19, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

604 jeh johnson, another way of saying The Dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2021 01:54 AM (9Om/r)

605 Any Cobs on duty?
Posted by: Miklos

Why yes, yes there are (is).

Danke merci

Posted by: Miklos, respectfully submitted at January 19, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

606 Jah Rastafarai>>Jeh Johnson

Posted by: Miklos, ever living, ever fearful at January 19, 2021 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

607 The thing is is, though I would much prefer that we retained the wh and senate, though it is going to be worrisome watching the dem trying to ruin the country, there is going to be a bunch of fun watching the dem shitshow as their big tent descends into anarchy and they are eating babies in the capitol dome.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 02:02 AM (4Jold)

608 So

I can go to the restaurant supply wholesaler and lay in food for the potential unpleasantries.

Who wants to split cases of #10 cans, and of what?

Posted by: Miklos, frugally prepping a bit at January 19, 2021 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

609 I won't stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
Posted by: M




Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 02:03 AM (4Jold)

610 if they are that big I want them under 30 years and attached to a hot chic.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 02:04 AM (4Jold)

611 and they are eating babies in the capitol dome.
Posted by: confederatefifth

I used to work in the Superdome.


I should get a big-time consulting contract.

Posted by: Miklos, chef des Cuisines democratiques at January 19, 2021 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

612 I used to work in the Superdome.


I should get a big-time consulting contract.
Posted by: M


indeed

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 19, 2021 02:05 AM (4Jold)

613
Jeh's lips should fall off from the lying. Also. his mama should have given him a real name.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 19, 2021 01:50 AM (946rW)

What's wrong with Juh?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 02:07 AM (M7K2y)

614 Well.

Ima have one (1) more drink and give you people another chance to keep me up.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that he is hungry and Waffle House is open at January 19, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

615 Somehow, I am singing "Girls on Film" by Duran Duran with the substitute lyrics " CoBs on Watch"

Posted by: Miklos Miklos at January 19, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

616 Posted by: Miklos Miklos

Not to be confused with Humbert Humbert

Posted by: Miklos seen that movie, read the book too at January 19, 2021 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

617 Impeaching a former president is absolutely constitutional, but the attachment of criminal history is not.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 19, 2021 02:30 AM (uMCHj)

618 *takes off boots, puts his dogs up on the ONT sofa, while eyeing the ottoman warily, and not getting anywhere near it*

Posted by: Miklos, doing what the Clampetts always suggested at January 19, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Impeaching a former president is absolutely constitutional, but the attachment of criminal history is not.
Posted by: wickedpinto


The University of Miklos will accept a statement of supporting fact for inclusion in its Monthly Newsletter on Constitutional Law.

With full attribution, of course.

Posted by: Miklos, Dean and Rector at January 19, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

620 Ima have one (1) more drink and give you people another chance to keep me up.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that he is hungry and Waffle House is open at January 19, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

---
it's the drinking that keeps you from getting up...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 02:36 AM (MasTK)

621 'Monday, how I hate blue Monday"...

Then again, Fats Domino also did "My Blue Heaven"

One senses a contradiction here

Posted by: Miklos, who saw and heard Fats beat the hell out of that baby grand at January 19, 2021 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

622 I just READ, not a lawyer. Apparently there are a lot of lawyers who can't read.

Posted by: wickedpinto at January 19, 2021 02:38 AM (uMCHj)

623 it's the drinking that keeps you from getting up...
Posted by: redc1c4

I wake up on time every afternoon, thank you.

Whether the alarm goes off or not, I'm just good like that.

Posted by: Miklos, neither late nor early at January 19, 2021 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

624 The list of westerns was abysmal. It was condemned by positing that the remake of True Grit was better than the original. I love Jeff Bridges, but he is no John Wayne. Robert Duvall and Glen Campbell lose out to Barry Pepper and Matt Damon?? YHGTBFKM.
Posted by: cberrya6e

Jeff bridges sounded like Mushmouth Johnson in that.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 02:40 AM (arJlL)

625 "Stevie Wonder, like any celebrity, he ruins the illusion when he gets into politics"....

Well he's mistra know-it-all

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 19, 2021 02:42 AM (Z7toj)

626
Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote

The droghte of March hath perced to the roote


Nope, too early

Gotta wait

Posted by: Miklos, to Canterbury he wends at January 19, 2021 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

627 40mm Bofors Troll gun with iron sights

Posted by: Miklos General Quarters at January 19, 2021 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

628 Huh.

I just tried to send Ace money via PayPal to defray the cost of the CoB dental plan.


PayPal says no, my US telephone number no good.

Hmmm

Posted by: Miklos, apparently de-monetized at January 19, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

629 580 Here is the Hu, doing Wolf Totem, without the annoying millennial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2021 01:20 AM (mzC7


Nice find--I definitely respect what they're doing there. I'm a bit of a sucker for metal bands like HU and Apocalyptica that bring classical/traditional technique to the table.

As an aside, their videos are a potent reminder that the steppes of central Asia are one of a relatively small number of scenic places outside the US that I would like to visit someday.

Posted by: CppThis at January 19, 2021 03:02 AM (zcf1k)

630 pro tip: if you ever meet Mr Steven Wonder (given his age, i don't blame him disliking the "Stevie" thing, and get to shake his hand, be wary...

long story, but i met him, one on one, at an event, we chatted *very* briefly about people we knew in common, and he damn near crushed my right hand (the one with all the injuries) when he shook it.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 03:06 AM (MasTK)

631 As an aside, their videos are a potent reminder that the steppes of central Asia are one of a relatively small number of scenic places outside the US that I would like to visit someday.
Posted by: CppThis


They say Hungarians are from the steppes.

I believe it.

Hungarians drove Trabants like they were out to conquer something.

Posted by: Miklos, seen it, done it at January 19, 2021 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

632 PayPal says no, my US telephone number no good.



Hmmm

Posted by: Miklos, apparently de-monetized at January 19, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

---athe Comecon ruble denomination that caused the problem...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 03:08 AM (MasTK)

633 165 So Hrothgar's Theory Du Jour with the troops:

Was of a mind to email rep. Cohen with a solution to his perceived dilemma: just kick out ALL persons of pallor from the NG...maybe from all the military branches. Problem solved! (Well, they'd still have to vet for that problematic "multi-racial whiteness" thing)

Slimy bastid doesn't list an email. Tho he invites you to provide YOURS to receive his stinkin' newsletter.

Posted by: EyeTest at January 19, 2021 03:09 AM (FkbB3)

634 athe Comecon ruble denomination that caused the problem...
---
it was the

stupid fingers! (and Firefox)

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 03:10 AM (MasTK)

635 Comecon ruble denomination that caused the problem...
Posted by: redc1c4

Is problem

*calls KGB*

"Active agent, press one. Retired agent, press 2"
Bullshittski

My pension is supposed to be in Convertible Rubles!

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at January 19, 2021 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

636 They say Hungarians are from the steppes.

Posted by: Miklos, seen it, done it at January 19, 2021 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

Indeed! *raises one eyebrow a la Spock*

https://tinyurl.com/y56gku8f

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 19, 2021 03:26 AM (rt0xh)

637 Mccarthyism for the right. Now its your turn pillow guy! 1951 republican party says liberals are commies! 2021 democrat party says conservatives are nazis! Have fun!

Posted by: raimondo at January 19, 2021 03:26 AM (1VQUl)

638 "Mccarthyism for the right." But it is different when we do it!

Posted by: Black Listing Fascist Democrats at January 19, 2021 03:28 AM (rt0xh)

639 https://tinyurl.com/y56gku8f
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

It is now considered that the Finn and Hungarian tribes are two parts, but who travelled in general friendship.
Hungarian and Turkish have some linguistic connection, because the Turks were in Hungary for centuries.

The most well known is the phrase "I have an apple in my pocket", which is almost the same in Hungarian and Turkish.

Posted by: Miklos, of the Ancient and Noble Magyar proto-humans at January 19, 2021 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

640 300 They hate us. Anyone who has ever worn the uniform. You are my brothers. Yes, even the Air Force. Still gonna make fun of you though.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 11:05 PM (kTF2Z)

Haters gonna hate.

True story. When my father went TDY to West Berlin (yeah, eons ago), maybe he got a little tired of me asking questions about the Wall and the division of Berlin, who knows? So he took me with him so I could see West Berlin up close. We were on the road from the post to Checkpoint Alpha at Helmstedt, when we got to Rhein-Main AB around noon. So we stopped there to refuel and get something to eat. Having come from a rinky-dink Army post, where we went to eat on Rhein-Main looked like a bloody palace. If there was ever free recruitment advertisement for the USAF, this was it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 03:35 AM (M7K2y)

641 If there was ever free recruitment advertisement for the USAF, this was it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

A friend's father got out from duty, married a German girl, and opened a classic bierkneipe WITH AMERICAN BBQ outside Rhein-Main.


Was good business.

Posted by: Miklos, a market niche spotted at January 19, 2021 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)

642 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 03:53 AM (arJlL)

643 Last day of whats left of the Republic before the Communists take over.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 03:53 AM (Cxk7w)

644 643 Last day of whats left of the Republic before the Communists take over.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 03:53 AM (Cxk7w)

SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at January 19, 2021 04:00 AM (M7K2y)

645 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at January 19, 2021 04:00 AM (M7K2y)

646 It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written.

Posted by: Mao at January 19, 2021 04:01 AM (M7K2y)

647 624
I can do nothin for ya, son.

Posted by: keena at January 19, 2021 04:04 AM (RiTnx)

648 "HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D, AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D?" - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty-Thr33 (2005)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 04:04 AM (M7K2y)

649 how utterly sad... they be-clown themselves in the name of glory.

the therapy bills must be insane... as are the patients.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 04:11 AM (MasTK)

650 Communism brings everyone but the ruling elite down to the lowest common denominator.
We all will be playing $5 for gas soon.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:11 AM (Cxk7w)

651 SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!
Posted by: Communist Party of China





The Rectification of Names, muthafuckas

Posted by: Miklos, in a Zen place at January 19, 2021 04:18 AM (QzkSJ)

652 Last day of whats left of the Republic before the Communists take over.
Posted by: Skip

Some troll used your nic earlier.

Be aware.

We are all facing years of lies and falsehood.

Posted by: Miklos, revolutionary truth teller at January 19, 2021 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)

653 March of Cambredth, Live:


https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=MN8LuFxl2Zw

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 04:25 AM (MasTK)

654 "How Many Of Them Can We Make Die?"

/Infantry

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 04:26 AM (MasTK)

655 "How Many Of Them Can We Make Die?"

/Infantry
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)




I like how this man thinks.

FIELD COMMISSION IN POLISH HUSARIA AWARDED

Posted by: Miklos "Jan" Sobieski at January 19, 2021 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)

656
"Communism brings everyone but the ruling elite down to the lowest common denominator."

Ironically Skip,,,, the union of government education does the same to our
children, only it's dumbing down to the lowest denominator...

Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 04:30 AM (kq199)

657 Like Dominion does it count for most weekly comments?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:30 AM (Cxk7w)

658 Like Dominion does it count for most weekly comments?
Posted by: Skip

Nope.

Just most votes.

Posted by: Miklos, unvoter at January 19, 2021 04:31 AM (QzkSJ)

659
Is that "mens fashion" the uniform of the new space force?

Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 04:32 AM (kq199)

660 Notice the elite send their kids to private schools?

Coffee is done and French Toast on, there were no fresh sausage of any kind at store Sunday morning. Maybe they cleared them out but no idea why.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:33 AM (Cxk7w)

661 >> Like Dominion does it count for most weekly comments?
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:30 AM (Cxk7w)

Ok that made me laugh.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 19, 2021 04:34 AM (mLryr)

662 If pimpin' were easy, everyone would be Mis Hum.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:34 AM (oZuI0)

663 Horde, please reassure me that I'm not the only one who pronounces Jeh Johnson's first name like "duh!"

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:35 AM (oZuI0)

664 ni

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:35 AM (oZuI0)

665 Is that "mens fashion" the uniform of the new space force?
Posted by: beanervt



Traditionally, underwear on the outside.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking superheroes of his youth at January 19, 2021 04:36 AM (QzkSJ)

666 I like how this man thinks.



FIELD COMMISSION IN POLISH HUSARIA AWARDED

Posted by: Miklos "Jan" Sobieski at January 19, 2021 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)
---
i am an enlisted swine in good standing, and built to stay that way... i was offered a path to commission back in the day, and thought better of it, as experience showed i should.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 19, 2021 04:37 AM (MasTK)

667 If pimpin' were easy, everyone would be Mis Hum.
Posted by: logprof

*high five, low five, double five*

Posted by: Miklos, who taught fiving like tai chi at January 19, 2021 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

668

Mornin MLii,, 12 going to 28 and we got 9" of snow over the weekend
looks like a winter wonderland with the wet snow still covering the trees..

Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 04:41 AM (kq199)

669 So we're just under 36 hours from a THOT becoming the VP of the USA.

Yay.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:41 AM (oZuI0)

670 So we're just under 36 hours from a THOT becoming the VP of the USA.

Yay.
Posted by: logprof


I'm shopping for caves.

Zillow not helping.

Posted by: Miklos the austere theologian at January 19, 2021 04:43 AM (QzkSJ)

671

Top 50 westerns?
No McLintock?
Don't tell me. List made by rolling stone mag guys that did top rock guitarists.

Posted by: Teej at January 19, 2021 04:44 AM (PNCUr)

672

Out

Posted by: Teej at January 19, 2021 04:46 AM (PNCUr)

673 673

Top 50 westerns?
No McLintock?
Don't tell me. List made by rolling stone mag guys that did top rock guitarists.
Posted by: Teej at January 19, 2021 04:44 AM (PNCUr)

--Linky?

Oh, and BTW, it's McClintock!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:48 AM (oZuI0)

674 >>looks like a winter wonderland with the wet snow still covering the trees..
Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 04:41 AM (kq199)

That is the prettiest.

20 here and that'll be about as warm as we get today. A bit of snow forecast but only a dusting.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 19, 2021 04:50 AM (mLryr)

675 Zillow not helping.
Posted by: Miklos the austere theologian

Zillow sucks.

Posted by: G. Gnome, House Hunter at January 19, 2021 04:51 AM (OQcPl)

676 logprof not a day forward will go by without me wishing Sundowner is gone and THOT gets to take over. It matters not a wit about either one as we know Sundowner really isn't in charge. But I want the few hundred who thought they were voting for Sundowner to know they were played.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:54 AM (Cxk7w)

677 I have predicted July 1, and it will be hard to keep him propped up that long, but there are merits if they can to drag it out 2 years and a day.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:55 AM (Cxk7w)

678 Horde, 10 times out of 10 I'd rather have my lover sing this: https://youtu.be/JYVcsmgn4wY

. . . than Funky See, Funky Do's "I do Believe We Are Naked."

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 19, 2021 04:56 AM (oZuI0)

679 That is a good start for a Ghillie suit, just start adding foliage and your set.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:57 AM (Cxk7w)

680 https://www.americanthinker.com/causes of the great rejection by commoners

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 05:01 AM (Cxk7w)

681 https://amgreatness.com/election lawsuits move forward despite silencing crusade

From yesterday but while hope, suspect the courts will continue to play hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.
A finding of election fraud would be ground shattering as you have a administration proved it is a fraud but still in charge.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 05:05 AM (Cxk7w)

682 My theory has been for a long time that stories we hear of a wedding or funeral party overwhelmingly catch Covid are not from air contact but one of the pot luck dishes for a meal.
Thank you China for making my case.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 05:08 AM (Cxk7w)

683 DCLXXXV

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:11 AM (M7K2y)

684 679 I have predicted July 1, and it will be hard to keep him propped up that long, but there are merits if they can to drag it out 2 years and a day.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 04:55 AM (Cxk7w)

Noon, EST, 20 January 2023.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:12 AM (M7K2y)

685 650: Grant and Harding are long dead.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:14 AM (M7K2y)

686 You know, if I try to diagram the sentences in #637, even the attempt should get me some sort of award from Oxford.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:16 AM (M7K2y)

687 Would be nice thread predicting when Sundowner is put to pasture.
Video link couple days ago after a few words he looked like he was in the twilight zone.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 05:16 AM (Cxk7w)

688 I put FDR up there as worst, it takes incompetence to drag a depression out 16 years

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2021 05:20 AM (Cxk7w)

689 back

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 19, 2021 05:27 AM (iTXRQ)

690 Typically, historians generally agree on Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and FDR when talking about top 5 presidents. Who would be fifth? That provokes argument. For me, Reagan, for bringing the Cold War to an end among other things.

(I'm no fan of FDR by a long shot though.)

The worst? Grant and Harding are generally agreed upon as being worst.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:28 AM (M7K2y)

691 I put FDR up there as worst, it takes incompetence to drag a depression out 16 years
Posted by: Skip

Hold my beer

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Bribem-Harris at January 19, 2021 05:29 AM (QzkSJ)

692 FDR was in office 3/1933 to 4/1945 so 16 years is impressive.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:31 AM (jEV5Y)

693 The worst? Grant and Harding are generally agreed upon as being worst.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

No.

Wilson, with FDR as a follow on, and LBJ as the last clown at the party.

Posted by: Miklos, actual historian at January 19, 2021 05:31 AM (QzkSJ)

694 He who governs least, governs best, so Harrison #1? Ford's up there.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:34 AM (jEV5Y)

695 FDR was in office 3/1933 to 4/1945 so 16 years is impressive.
Posted by: SFGoth



I done 16 babies in 11 years, and and we all git guvvamint moneys.

Dat FDR da MAN

Posted by: Miklos, and ALL His grrllfrins at January 19, 2021 05:34 AM (QzkSJ)

696 Infla-a-a-tion

It's making me wait

Posted by: Miklos, from the Carly Simon Austrian School of Economics at January 19, 2021 05:36 AM (QzkSJ)

697 I had to see if #637 was Raimondo. Even w/3 hours sleep i got it. : - > If he were our only troll, the world would be a nicer place.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:38 AM (jEV5Y)

698 Inflation makes you spend ASAP.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:39 AM (jEV5Y)

699 If he were our only troll, the world would be a nicer place.
Posted by: SFGoth


The only troll to have his own widget here.

Posted by: Miklos on tap at January 19, 2021 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)

700 There's no reason to drag joe's term out 2 years. No one who matters wants kamala in office that long. She'll be old news soon enough.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:41 AM (jEV5Y)

701 Inflation makes you spend ASAP.
Posted by: SFGoth

In Hungary, many of the older pubs have 500 million or billion notes as decoration on the walls.


Nobody steals them

Posted by: Miklos, eye witness at January 19, 2021 05:42 AM (QzkSJ)

702 Widget?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:42 AM (jEV5Y)

703
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2021 05:43 AM (2v0aE)

704 Widget?


https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php

Posted by: Miklos, all Honour to Hogmartin at January 19, 2021 05:44 AM (QzkSJ)

705 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 19, 2021 05:45 AM (ju2Fy)

706 I heard recently that bidets are popular in Europe because their toilet paper is shitty.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 05:46 AM (2BZBZ)

707 I am holding on to my prediction that Bidet will be out by the first of March. This year.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 05:48 AM (2BZBZ)

708 I heard recently that bidets are popular in Europe because their toilet paper is shitty.
Posted by: JAS,





My favorite toilet paper was in Hungary. Somehow peach-scented.

You can get get big packs of TP that say "peach" on them.

"Peach" in Hungarian is "Barack"

Posted by: Miklos, the was an Italian brand called "Soffass" at January 19, 2021 05:50 AM (QzkSJ)

709 I am holding on to my prediction that Bidet will be out by the first of March. This year.
Posted by: JAS,


Start a pool.

I'll go for the Ides of March.

Posted by: Miklos, bubble bubble, toil and trouble at January 19, 2021 05:52 AM (QzkSJ)

710

"t bidets are popular in Europe because their toilet paper"

There becoming popular here after the great toilet paper scare...
lots of DIY kits now..

Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 05:52 AM (kq199)

711 Peach" in Hungarian is "Barack"
Posted by: Miklos, the was an Italian brand called "Soffass" at January 19, 2021 05:50 AM (QzkSJ)

------------
No shit, really?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 19, 2021 05:53 AM (ymOzB)

712 No shit, really?
Posted by: Huck Follywood





Igen, igazan mondom.

Posted by: Miklos, who brought it to the US as gifts at January 19, 2021 05:55 AM (QzkSJ)

713 Growing up, my 1/2 Hungarian Jewish mother would make goulash with noodles. So good. Had goulash over rice in Germany and, well, rice?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:55 AM (jEV5Y)

714 There's an Austrian beer called "Blech".

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 05:57 AM (jEV5Y)

715
No.

Wilson, with FDR as a follow on, and LBJ as the last clown at the party.
Posted by: Miklos, actual historian at January 19, 2021 05:31 AM (QzkSJ)

You can lump them into a "worst 5". I'm not arguing LBJ or Wilson (they sucked and LBJ has coaused more long term damage). But Grant and Harding were garbage. Grant was too trusting, and Harding was just corrupt through and through.

IMHO, FDR wasn't the worst. I see why historians put him in the top 5. Personally, I wouldn't. I had to look at how he conducted foreign policy during WWII and I came away...unimpressed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:58 AM (M7K2y)

716 In Hungary, many of the older pubs have 500 million or billion notes as decoration on the walls.


Nobody steals them
Posted by: Miklos, eye witness at January 19, 2021 05:42 AM (QzkSJ)

From the 1946 hyperinflation, no doubt.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 05:59 AM (M7K2y)

717 I don't really much care what the historians agree upon. Lincoln is on my Mt. Rushmore of most tyrannical presidents. Its no longer a Republic when half the members are compelled to stay by force of arms.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:01 AM (EjQ00)

718 Hey all

Make copybook headings great again. You know one I haven't heard for a long time: don't judge a book by its cover.

Also, I want to follow the path in tonight's top pic.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:02 AM (IDhUW)

719 Growing up, my 1/2 Hungarian Jewish mother would make goulash with noodles. So good. Had goulash over rice in Germany and, well, rice?
Posted by: SFGoth

I know what original Hungarian gulyasleves is.

I have food called "goulash" that bears no similarity, but was oh-s-good.


Noodles? Maybe dumplings?

Mama food is best, with exception for Grand Mama food.

Posted by: Miklos, who suggests George Lang's book at January 19, 2021 06:04 AM (QzkSJ)

720 Windy AF outside and garbage can are being tossed around outside. Good scrounging i suppose. Awwright, gonna try to sleep.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 06:05 AM (jEV5Y)

721 From the 1946 hyperinflation, no doubt.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

You are Correct, Sir!

Posted by: Miklos, from MKKE at January 19, 2021 06:06 AM (QzkSJ)

722 Sad day..The MFM's headlines this am won't let up on the Trump hate. What they going to do when they have Trump to kick around anymore. It would be a happy day if most if not all the MFM died in the next couple of years.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2021 06:07 AM (u3KDY)

723 I copied the goulash recipe that Miklos posted. When I get all the ingredients I will make it.

Good night SFG

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:08 AM (IDhUW)

724 I am holding on to my prediction that Bidet will be out by the first of March. This year.

There are so many ways this could play out - I have no idea. Sundowner may not follow the script, and besides, having a white male figurehead when you're declaring a pogrom on white men is really useful.

There's the advantage of carrying him two years to give Suck Start two terms - but its not like they really have to worry about winning elections anyway.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:11 AM (EjQ00)

725 I am choosing to celebrate all the good things that PDT was able to accomplish during his time in office despite all of his enemies foreign and domestic.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

726 Still trying to understand that 'men's fashion outfit'. I bet that kid wearing it is skinny and can anyone in the world wear that anywhere. Try entering Biden's inaugural celebration, you would be shot on site.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2021 06:12 AM (u3KDY)

727 Good morning all. American Kestral, you mentioned yesterday an album collection, and msla. If by any chance that referred to Missoula, my son would love an opportunity to browse and purchase a few. He is an avid collector, lives in that area, and would be mighty thrilled at the opportunity. Contact info is in nic. Thanks!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 19, 2021 06:12 AM (2k7BX)

728 What they going to do when they have Trump to kick around anymore.

Melania would look good in a respectable Trumpian cloth coat. With heels.

The saddest thing about the fashion magazines boycott of Melania, is that there is not a new generation of American chicks showing off the sexy heels look.

Sad!

Posted by: Miklos, Czech chicks ain't like that at January 19, 2021 06:14 AM (QzkSJ)

729 719 I don't really much care what the historians agree upon. Lincoln is on my Mt. Rushmore of most tyrannical presidents. Its no longer a Republic when half the members are compelled to stay by force of arms.
Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:01 AM (EjQ00)

It's fascinating for me to see the hatred for Lincoln. (And it's OK, I'm not saying you have to agree with anyone. I'm just pointing out what is said which is interesting and no more. Most historians like FDR. I disagree. YMMV.) Ultimately Lincoln and the Civil War came because the politicians didn't have the courage to confront the issue of slavery, so it all came to a head.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:14 AM (M7K2y)

730 Download the 1776 Commission Final Report from the White House, for it shall surely be memory holed tomorrow.


https://tinyurl.com/y45rtsfo

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 19, 2021 06:16 AM (ymOzB)

731 Washington, DC Fencing, razor wire, plywood. Our nations capitol, with the 'peoples house' now off limits to all but the chosen few.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2021 06:16 AM (u3KDY)

732 Download the 1776 Commission Final Report from the White House, for it shall surely be memory holed tomorrow.

https://tinyurl.com/y45rtsfo
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 19, 2021 06:16 AM

That is a wonderful legacy for Trump. I read quite a bit of it earlier this morning; a masterful piece.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 19, 2021 06:18 AM (2k7BX)

733 God bless Donald Trump and shed your grace in him and our nation as we battle against the evil that has befallen us.

Posted by: Ziba at January 19, 2021 06:19 AM (S1hrL)

734 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

735 That is a wonderful legacy for Trump. I read quite a bit of it earlier this morning; a masterful piece.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

I would still like to see more American women dressing like Melania

Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at January 19, 2021 06:20 AM (QzkSJ)

736 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Here Here!

Harrumpf Harrumpf!

Posted by: Miklosian Optimism LLC! at January 19, 2021 06:22 AM (QzkSJ)

737 Lincoln hate is just a symptom that lets you hang with the cool kids. What year is this, again?

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 06:22 AM (RuIsu)

738 The photograph of the Lincoln inauguration looks nothing like what we will see tomorrow. It was on the Capitol steps with a wooden platform. Lincoln is speaking without teleprompters and public address system. I don't see any visible solders and no chain link fence with razor wire...And the civil war was was still going on.

Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2021 06:23 AM (u3KDY)

739 Starting tomorrow, I will find out if society regards me as a MONSTER or a DEMON. (The ever eternal metalhead inside me is kinda hoping for DEMON.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:25 AM (M7K2y)

740 Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here!

Thank you. On my computer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

741 Virgin Galactic has launched a batch of small satellites from a 70 foot rocked that was attached to the 747 transport they use for that odd space tourism vehicle they have. They are based out of the Spaceport here in NM. I don't think I would go on that vehicle even if I had the money.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2021 06:27 AM (+4EvF)

742 722 Sad day..The MFM's headlines this am won't let up on the Trump hate. What they going to do when they have Trump to kick around anymore. It would be a happy day if most if not all the MFM died in the next couple of years.
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2021 06:07 AM (u3KDY)

This will never change. The media wants us all to live in a country that will make East Germany look like a beacon of freedom and liberty. They ALL hate us and view us with contempt. It is long past time for Americans to return them the favor, early, and often.

I want them ALL fired, and incapable of getting a job outside the nearest Starbucks or MickeyDs.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:28 AM (M7K2y)

743 @717 pierre-Lincoln was a tyrant or was it that the skinny man didn't f**k around and take any shit?

Abe Lincoln was my kind of tyrant.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 06:28 AM (0jZnq)

744 Miklos, all Honour to Hogmartin

I think the CoBs are training that troll in particular with what stays up. In short bursts he is rational, Then a 1/x² decay pattern hits until he is banned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

745 Email sent, quiet one, thank you for letting me know.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:28 AM (IDhUW)

746 My Doctor the Car? Future Cars Might Monitor Drivers' Health and Wellbeing
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Not to mention political views.

It will stop the car if you praise Reagan or Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 06:29 AM (FYe3W)

747
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2021 06:30 AM (mht8P)

748 Catch Thirty-Thr33

The Dems policies will fail, as they all do that ignore feedback mechanisms deep in human nature.

But someone is to blame. Not them. The wreckers. If all pragmatists were on another planet for eons, the Leftist would still blame us for their failures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

749 Ultimately Lincoln and the Civil War came because the politicians didn't have the courage to confront the issue of slavery, so it all came to a head.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:14 AM (M7K2y)


Pretty simple - he killed the Republic. Its no longer a Republic when various members are compelled by force of arms to stay. And Lincoln himself said his actions were not aimed at ending slavery. He would free them, enslave the, or do a little of both to prevent the South from leaving.

We have never failed to support any other region that wanted political independence. But the clapping like baby seals for Lincoln never stops.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:31 AM (EjQ00)

750 Hadrian the Seventh

respectful tip of the hat to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

751 I think the CoBs are training that troll in particular with what stays up. In short bursts he is rational, Then a 1/x² decay pattern hits until he is banned.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It would seem that Pixy could handle a hash/nic variation and ban all Virtuals after three strikes.

Posted by: Miklosian not an expert logic at January 19, 2021 06:31 AM (QzkSJ)

752 I am holding on to my prediction that Bidet will be out by the first of March. This year.
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My wife thinks that the progs might take him out at the inauguration.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 06:32 AM (FYe3W)

753

If the insertion rehearsal was any indication of things to come it may be


years before the event is pulled off... it was canceled today after a homeless
campfire miles away scared the event off

Posted by: beanervt at January 19, 2021 06:32 AM (kq199)

754 We have never failed to support any other region that wanted political independence. But the clapping like baby seals for Lincoln never stops.
Posted by: Pierre





If you ever had a statue, it's about to come down.

Posted by: Politically Very Correct Miklos at January 19, 2021 06:33 AM (QzkSJ)

755 >But the clapping like baby seals for Lincoln never stops.
Posted by: Pierre



Lemme guess: mother's milk is actually bad for babies, too

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 19, 2021 06:33 AM (iTXRQ)

756 I would still like to see more American women dressing like Melania
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Beautiful, elegant and super classy!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:33 AM (IDhUW)

757 The drug cocktail they will have Joe on for Inauguration day might just stroke him out for good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2021 06:34 AM (+4EvF)

758 @752 Axeman-I think Biden's plane will crash on the way to D.C.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 06:34 AM (0jZnq)

759 >I am holding on to my prediction that Bidet will be out by the first of March. This year.
---
My wife thinks that the progs might take him out at the inauguration.




I'm more generous- I give him til the end of the year

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 19, 2021 06:34 AM (iTXRQ)

760 Miklosian not an expert logic

Maybe you have some of the hidden knowledge. IDNK. I would like to debate trolls, but it has been shown to be unpossible. They are sad beings programed to destroy one of the best places on the Internet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

761 DB- just DB

Put me down for 6 months and one day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

762 Pretty simple - he killed the Republic. Its no longer a Republic when various members are compelled by force of arms to stay. And Lincoln himself said his actions were not aimed at ending slavery. He would free them, enslave the, or do a little of both to prevent the South from leaving.

We have never failed to support any other region that wanted political independence. But the clapping like baby seals for Lincoln never stops.
Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:31 AM (EjQ00)

Yeah, I get it, Lincoln is your Emmanuel Goldstein. (I notice you say absolutely nothing about the issue of slavery. Because that came to an end, we "clap like baby seals" for your Goldstein. By all means, I am pro-freedom, and you are free to stew in rage against Lincoln, and have your daily Two Minutes Hate for him.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:36 AM (M7K2y)

763 Time to stsart the first of the workweek work preps.

Thanks for the chatting. Being able to talk, even darkly, is quite helpful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

764 746 My Doctor the Car? Future Cars Might Monitor Drivers' Health and Wellbeing
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an enterprising person could build a car, super easy to maintain, without all the high tech, quality, made in USA, that would certainly find a market.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (IDhUW)

765 Have a fantastic day, everyone. Savor America. It has a great people and is scenic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

766 well, it's time to put pants on...

catch y'all later

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (iTXRQ)

767 And Lincoln himself said his actions were not aimed at ending slavery. He would free them, enslave the, or do a little of both to prevent the South from leaving

...until the end, when it was clear slavery had to go. Lincoln WAS a politician. OK, so you didn't ignore the issue of slavery, but you downplayed it.

You may now resume your Two Minutes Hate.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (M7K2y)

768 The Republican party came into being to end slavery. When Lincoln said if he could have saved the union without freeing a single slave, that was about *priorities* not recanting the entire reason for the Republican party to come into being.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 06:39 AM (FYe3W)

769 an enterprising person could build a car, super easy to maintain, without all the high tech, quality, made in USA, that would certainly find a market.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (IDhUW)
---
You sure?

Posted by: Ralph Nader at January 19, 2021 06:40 AM (FYe3W)

770 Have a fantastic day, everyone.
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You too Salty!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:42 AM (IDhUW)

771 What makes anyone think that Joe hasn't already stroked-out? Anyone see him lately? Didn't they cancel a rehearsal?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 19, 2021 06:43 AM (2BZBZ)

772 well, it's time to put pants on...

catch y'all later
Posted by: DB-

Is it Tuesday already?

Posted by: for Miklos, Tuesday is Pants Day at January 19, 2021 06:44 AM (QzkSJ)

773 Yeah, I get it, Lincoln is your Emmanuel Goldstein.

He's not my anything. I have no visceral reaction to him, or any other tyrant in history. But a tyrant he was. Many of the declines of the Republic, and the ascension of DC over the States, came about because of him. Again, he used Federal power to destroy the most fundamental right of any member of a Republic - the right to leave.

I don't hate him - pretty tough to hate anyone dead long before I was alive. Apparently you can love him, though. I don't understand that, either.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:45 AM (EjQ00)

774 I think I am going to enjoy Sleepy's incoming sec of education. Spirit murder of black children in the gov't school system, she states. Well, she's not wrong. You'd think this would lead her to be an advocate for school choice, but no. It's simply led her to accuse all white teachers of systemic racism, for which she wants reeducation camps.

Haha..NEA..enjoy!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 06:45 AM (L3Rsz)

775 768 The Republican party came into being to end slavery. When Lincoln said if he could have saved the union without freeing a single slave, that was about *priorities* not recanting the entire reason for the Republican party to come into being.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 06:39 AM (FYe3W)

I caught a good presentation on this some years ago - I wish I had the slide deck for it. The political goals shifted throughout the war out of necessity. When it was clear the Confederacy was going to be defeated, the focus shifted to preventing the argument from coming up again - which meant slavery had to go and the 13th Amendment was on the way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 19, 2021 06:46 AM (M7K2y)

776 769 an enterprising person could build a car, super easy to maintain, without all the high tech, quality, made in USA, that would certainly find a market.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (IDhUW)
---
You sure?
Posted by: Ralph Nader at January 19, 2021 06:40 AM
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Well, in Legacy America or America 2.0

Even now, with the greenies, I think their is a market, just don't know that such vehicles would be in compliance with our overlords. I'm trying to practice noncompliance myself.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:46 AM (IDhUW)

777 Some Democrats are openly calling for death to Trump voters. But, lets heal right afterwards!

https://tinyurl.com/yxqxfclq

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 19, 2021 06:48 AM (ymOzB)

778
well, it's time to put pants on...

catch y'all later
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 19, 2021 06:38 AM (iTXRQ)

________

Pants! What's the world coming to?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2021 06:48 AM (mht8P)

779 There not their! Ugh! I hate making that mistake.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:48 AM (IDhUW)

780 "Exercising an abundance of caution, the ceremony will be private with only friends and family in attendance in the oval office". Today's announcement after the doctor says he can't up the dose anymore.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 19, 2021 06:50 AM (I58tH)

781 Yeah, so about going back to bed.... Well, I gave in, got up, and put a pot of decaf on. (I don't actually want to start my day yet, but I hate laying in bed unable to sleep. Decaf, although mostly lacking in caffeine, does have anti-oxidants and other nutrients.) I'll end up going back to sleep around 6 for a couple of hours. The 40-50 mph gusts are a nice treat.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 06:50 AM (KAi1n)

782 https://tinyurl.com/yxqxfclq
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey!

Winslow...over here, bud. Come on over.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 06:51 AM (L3Rsz)

783 Badmouthing Lincoln impresses the Hillary Youth type chicks. Go for it. Ignore the patchouli funk.

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 06:51 AM (RuIsu)

784 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 06:54 AM (3D/fK)

785 There not their! Ugh! I hate making that mistake.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:48 AM


Reminds me... when the wife was in the delivery room with our firstborn, she suddenly blurted out, "shoudn't, wouldn't, couldn't" and I looked at the Doctor in shock.

"Contractions," he replied.

Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 19, 2021 06:54 AM (N/gDA)

786 Spirit murder of black children in the gov't school system, she states. Well, she's not wrong. You'd think this would lead her to be an advocate for school choice, but no. It's simply led her to accuse all white teachers of systemic racism, for which she wants reeducation camps.
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Oh, I could really work with this. Gvt school does damage the spirits of the kids. No more gvt schools!

Most teachers wouldn't need to go to the camps, they are already happily teaching systemic racism.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:54 AM (IDhUW)

787 Badmouthing Lincoln impresses the Hillary Youth type chicks. Go for it. Ignore the patchouli funk.

Its a miracle I can even type it out - for all the green haze in here.

Lincoln is another of those Cult of Personality figures for some. The next time you wonder why the Progs love the memory of FDR sexually - even though you and I see him as an abject failure - remember this thread, and the Pavlovian defense of the memory of Saint Lincoln.

Also - when Biden starts dropping the hammer on so-called white nationalists - remember that the precedent was set in no small part by the actions of Lincoln.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 06:55 AM (EjQ00)

788 Most teachers wouldn't need to go to the camps, they are already happily teaching systemic racism.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

True, but are they teaching it well ENOUGH? You just know some white priv lingers. She's gonna root it all out. LOL...it's going to be quite the spectacle.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 06:56 AM (L3Rsz)

789
"Contractions," he replied.
Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 19, 2021 06:54 AM (N/gDA)
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 06:57 AM (IDhUW)

790 I don't hate him - pretty tough to hate anyone dead long before I was alive. Apparently you can love him, though. I don't understand that, either.
Posted by: Pierre


I live near a city a place that was burned by the Yankees.

As the saying goes "What they could, they stole. What they couldn't they burned."

Southerners are the only Americans who have a visceral memory of what happens when you lose a war. Hungarians and Poles know, but in America, only Southerners.

Posted by: Historically and culturally minded Miklos at January 19, 2021 06:58 AM (QzkSJ)

791 So now we have barbed wire on top of our fences at the capitol?

They sure don't act like they won fair and square.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 06:58 AM (3D/fK)

792 Southerners are the only Americans who have a visceral memory of what happens when you lose a war. Hungarians and Poles know, but in America, only Southerners."

After this summer, some of our blue cities know.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 06:59 AM (L3Rsz)

793 LOL...it's going to be quite the spectacle.
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Indeed!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:00 AM (IDhUW)

794 Last full day of the old America .No telling what lays ahead but is not going to be pleasant,

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:01 AM (MxEKc)

795 They sure don't act like they won fair and square.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That, or they're just being all brash because they can. Both scenarios are fraught with danger for the idiots.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 07:01 AM (L3Rsz)

796 Southerners are the only Americans who have a visceral memory of what happens when you lose a war. Hungarians and Poles know, but in America, only Southerners.

Again - long before my time. I just look at history. And there's only one guy who we ever see praised for using the power of the State to deny political independence to a group - and that man is Lincoln.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 07:02 AM (EjQ00)

797 Oh, wanted to say, I loved the story of the car thief who berated the bad parent.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:02 AM (IDhUW)

798 Last full day of the old America .No telling what lays ahead but is not going to be pleasant,
Posted by: Ripley

Old America has been gone for some time. That's why we are where we are. However, chin up. This might be the scrum we need to set us right.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 07:03 AM (L3Rsz)

799 Spirit murder? Is that like breaking a horse or establishing some basic rules and behavioral expectations?

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 07:03 AM (ONvIw)

800 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 19, 2021 07:04 AM (6Pqz7)

801 @787 Pierre-Hey Pierre buddy I hate to tell you. but it was no "precedent" set by Lincoln. Commies are gonna commie. Did every dictator that came after Lincoln ever sight him as an inspiration for the shit you're blaming him for?

Put your tampon in pierre, your bleeding all over.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 07:04 AM (0jZnq)

802 Spirit murder? Is that like breaking a horse or establishing some basic rules and behavioral expectations?
Posted by: CN

To ask is to answer. Let the children be fwee!

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 07:05 AM (L3Rsz)

803 Generalisimo Francisco MussoLincoln is still dead!

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 07:05 AM (RuIsu)

804 Put your tampon in pierre, your bleeding all over.
Posted by: JROD

LOL! With that, it's time to start the day. Have fun, all. Chins up. Even if you don't 'feel' it.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2021 07:06 AM (L3Rsz)

805 802 Free of any and all rules or inhibitions so that they can fully embrace antifa and cultural destruction...no

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 07:06 AM (ONvIw)

806 So is the Press demanding that the National Guard soldiers take an oath of loyalty to Biden yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 07:07 AM (3D/fK)

807 I think the irony of pining over the lost liberty to own captive fellow men is lost on you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:07 AM (FYe3W)

808 796 Southerners are the only Americans who have a visceral memory of what happens when you lose a war. Hungarians and Poles know, but in America, only Southerners
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I don't disagree but would like to encourage you to know that there are those who sympathize with the South's loss. The South was/is our brothers and what hurts them, hurts us.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:08 AM (IDhUW)

809 Southerners are the only Americans who have a visceral memory of what happens when you lose a war. Hungarians and Poles know, but in America, only Southerners.
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Chicago, Detroit, Milwaukee, etc.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2021 07:08 AM (MIKMs)

810 Teacher unions all want charter schools shut down, Dems like to do what the unions want. New Ed Sec will say charters are all white supremacist and need to shut down for the children.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (+4EvF)

811 G'morning, all.

Jeh Johnson: really is projection all the way down with these globalist fuckers, isn't it.

Men's Fashion 2021: burn. with. fire.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (NYS7S)

812 Liberty? There's an app for that.

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (RuIsu)

813 At least the non-stop Trump hate will tone down soon, right?

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (MxEKc)

814 At least the non-stop Trump hate will tone down soon, right?
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (MxEKc)

Of course not. Trump is the Emmanuel Goldstein of our age. If he didn't exist the globalist shits would have to create him.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:11 AM (NYS7S)

815 Put your tampon in pierre, your bleeding all over.

There it is - the Cult of Personality regarding Lincoln. You can't have a conversation about him in anything other than glowing praise around his acolytes - or its gonna' get shitty quickly. You'd think I threw a slur at Baby Jesus. And I guess, in the minds of the Lincoln devotees, I did. Cult of Personality is a real thing.

Like I said, remember this the next time you're bewildered as to why any Leftist talks in religious tones about this or that figure that you or I wouldn't waste the time to piss on. It's this exact same mindless devotion.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 07:11 AM (EjQ00)

816 It is still windy AF. Garbage cans strewn all over the place outside. There's even one up the street in the street, and trash all over the place. Looks like a storm or bombing, but it's just very heavy and consistent wind. Wild. Must be a portent.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:11 AM (KAi1n)

817 I re-read the "girding of loins" part.

Posted by: Miklos, humble servant at January 19, 2021 07:12 AM (QzkSJ)

818 This might be the scrum we need to set us right.
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This a good thought. I think we are as ready as we will ever be.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:12 AM (IDhUW)

819 Before I forget --

My faulty memory is prompting the Visograd (?) countries were in trouble with the EU because they would not accept EU censorship of their own political speech (as well as other issues).

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 19, 2021 07:12 AM (MIKMs)

820 This has been exhausting.

Thank goodness the time of Trump is over.

Now we can get bad to debasing ourselves
as nature, (Satan?,) intended.

Posted by: Marooned at January 19, 2021 07:12 AM (yYptV)

821 Jeh Johnson: really is projection all the way down with these globalist fuckers, isn't it.

Men's Fashion 2021: burn. with. fire.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (NYS7S)
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That shocked me. Because I had developed some respect for Jeh Johnson just a couple years ago owning up to the Obama administration putting "kids in cages". And he even elaborated that Obama published these pictures as discouragement (threats) for refugees coming here.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:13 AM (FYe3W)

822 Men's Fashion 2021: burn. with. fire.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom




That would work pretty well with 70s polyester.

Posted by: Miklos, who a wants a leisure suit at January 19, 2021 07:13 AM (QzkSJ)

823 At least the non-stop Trump hate will tone down soon, right?
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
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Only once he's in prison.

Georgia AG says he's preparing a case against Trump's interference into the Georgia election.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:14 AM (FYe3W)

824 When they get their Elba, they will get their Napoleon.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:16 AM (FYe3W)

825 810 Teacher unions all want charter schools shut down, Dems like to do what the unions want. New Ed Sec will say charters are all white supremacist and need to shut down for the children.
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Yes, so we pit the teacher unions against the minority groups and see which is stronger. Quality Ed for all. Why do you hate minority groups?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:16 AM (IDhUW)

826 "Teacher unions all want charter schools shut down,
Dems like to do what the unions want. New Ed Sec will say charters are
all white supremacist and need to shut down for the children.

Posted by: Tinfoilbab"
And yet, I have no doubt at least 90% of the teachers and staff at my kids charter school voted Biden/Kamala, despite saying quite openly he would shut them all down if he could.

My kids are just about done at this charter school and moving on soon. The learning environment is better than public schools but liberal mindset is the same, maybe even worse. Hope they get what hey voted for.




Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:17 AM (MxEKc)

827 Georgia AG says he's preparing a case against Trump's interference into the Georgia election.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:14 AM (FYe3W)

He's gonna have to take a number that already measures in 5-figures.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:17 AM (NYS7S)

828 Teacher unions all want charter schools shut down, Dems like to do what the unions want. New Ed Sec will say charters are all white supremacist and need to shut down for the children.
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Mika wants Faceplant shut down. CNN wants Fox shut down.

Man, just imagining just wanting something else shut down that you don't agree with and think that people should just comply, because you really, really think so.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:18 AM (FYe3W)

829 822 Men's Fashion 2021: burn. with. fire.
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Reminds me of the antifa setting himself on fire and watching it with Walking on Sunshine playing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:19 AM (IDhUW)

830 I don't disagree but would like to encourage you to
know that there are those who sympathize with the South's loss. The
South was/is our brothers and what hurts them, hurts us.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Then what would have been the impetus to end slavery for black southerners or was that ok with you? (Not ok to me; disgusting stain on this great nation's history.)

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:20 AM (KAi1n)

831 Well folks, enjoy the last full day of our nominal republic.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:20 AM (NYS7S)

832 What a book that would be

"Clan Killer, the Saga of Kid Caging Johnson"

Posted by: Marooned at January 19, 2021 07:20 AM (yYptV)

833 Then what would have been the impetus to end slavery for black southerners or was that ok with you? (Not ok to me; disgusting stain on this great nation's history.)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:20 AM (KAi1n)

Take a look at what is happening with fast-food "restaurants" around the country, and the installation of kiosks, automatic cookers, etc. and the answer to your question will probably come to you.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:21 AM (NYS7S)

834 I started getting a feeling about this "White Supremacy" thing last year.

What is the problem that the Dems are now trying to tackle "Whiteness" and "Systemic Racism".

Almost disease-like maladies that have no programs, only recriminations and blame.

Which is why everything is "whiteness" these days. That bubble head who wrote the Wapo piece on "multi-racial whiteness" exposed herself if anybody were paying attention when she indicated that "whiteness" was about the unequal distribution of goods.

Which means if you don't follow the half-hatched teaching of a handful of white European writers--or a white European Scottish industrialist--that's "whiteness"!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:22 AM (FYe3W)

835 Teachers need Range Rover money.

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 07:22 AM (RuIsu)

836 Well folks, enjoy the last full day of our nominal republic.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:20 AM (NYS7S)
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Sorry, Ben.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:22 AM (FYe3W)

837 @815 pierre-No pierre you're boring AF and whine like an old cvnt about a mf'er thats been dead for quite some time. You want to keep fighting the civil war of the 1860's go do it with someone else. Take your "Cult Of Personality" BS someplace else. I could give two shits about Lincoln right now.
What you might want to do is pull your head out of your ass and instead of coming here haranguing us mf'ers about the first civil war focus on the one that is coming and pick what side you are on.
If you are going to hang with us just can the f'ing BS about Lincoln. He's f'ing DEAD in case you haven't noticed and we have bigger problems right now.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2021 07:24 AM (0jZnq)

838 The Trump hate is ramping up every time I see/hear a MSM report. Of course, it is us they want in prison or dead and are quite
open about it. Like Stalin who wanted to send the entire population of the the Ukraine to the camps but knew there were just too many. What is a tyrant to do?

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:25 AM (MxEKc)

839 You know what is really tumescent with irony, though?

The Democrats screech about our "democracy", but now talk about punishing people who voted for something they didn't. For simply freely choosing their idea of a representative.

For fucking voting in a fucking "democracy"!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:26 AM (FYe3W)

840 Then what would have been the impetus to end slavery for black southerners or was that ok with you? (Not ok to me; disgusting stain on this great nation's history.)
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I'm not big on creating alternate histories. There are so many variables. However, I will say that I think slavery would have ended around that same time. Machines were being created that lessened the need for slaves and, more importantly, I think the anti slavery movements would have come to fruition.
We are currently allowing millions of babies to be murdered in the womb and we haven't yet gone to war to end that.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:27 AM (IDhUW)

841 It should always be noted that it wasn't the South that was buying all of that cotton.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 19, 2021 07:28 AM (CM8Oa)

842 For fucking voting in a fucking "democracy"!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:26 AM (FYe3W)

You mean, kinda like spending 4-years in an incandescent rage, pushing an utterly evidence-free conspiracy theory about RUSSIA HACKING THE ELECTION, only now to turn around and give their best Greta "How Dare You!" over the clearly, obviously stolen 2020 election?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:28 AM (NYS7S)

843 "We are currently allowing millions of babies to be murdered in the womb and we haven't yet gone to war to end that."

Kinda boggles the mind, when you think about it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

844 You mean, kinda like spending 4-years in an incandescent rage, pushing an utterly evidence-free conspiracy theory about RUSSIA HACKING THE ELECTION, only now to turn around and give their best Greta "How Dare You!" over the clearly, obviously stolen 2020 election?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:28 AM (NYS7S)
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Whether or not the election is stolen gets into who believes what about the evidence.

Which is why my strategy is to talk about what is all-too clearly on display.

"Democrats" who wanted to "save our democracy" (but really like overruling by judges, and "experts") are now arguing that you can't just vote for who you want to in a democracy!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:31 AM (FYe3W)

845 "We are currently allowing millions of babies to be murdered in the womb and we haven't yet gone to war to end that."

Kinda boggles the mind, when you think about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 07:30 AM (3D/fK)

Murdered a population roughly the size of Italy since 1973 - all perfectly "legal". Think these monsters have any compunction against throwing us all in a gulag?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:31 AM (NYS7S)

846 "Man"

Posted by: The Transvestigator at January 19, 2021 07:32 AM (UEd6V)

847 Draw a box on the chalkboard, label it "slavery". Now erase it. See how easy that was?

Next? Let's do Typhoid.

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2021 07:32 AM (RuIsu)

848 We are currently allowing millions of babies to be murdered in the womb and we haven't yet gone to war to end that.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:27 AM

I saw this earlier from Judicial Watch:

@ACLJ

In a major win for life, an Executive order has been signed granting protection to babies who survive abortions and also orders doctors to provide them with life-saving medical care. This is why our work is so important because it can literally save lives.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 19, 2021 07:33 AM (2k7BX)

849 "Democrats" who wanted to "save our democracy" (but really like overruling by judges, and "experts") are now arguing that you can't just vote for who you want to in a democracy!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:31 AM (FYe3W)

Oh, I completely get your point. I take a somewhat different approach - simply asking something along the lines of "So, you honestly believe that 81.5 million living, breathing, competent, adult, legal US Citizens actually voted for this 78-year old meat puppet?" I find they always want to talk about "votes" while I try to bring the conversation back to "people". To each his own - I find trying to argue "hypocrisy" with commies to be a losing battle - they know they're being hypocritical, but they don't think of us as "people" so it's all good.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:34 AM (NYS7S)

850 "President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health"

Its gonna get ugly yall

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2021 07:35 AM (FsD4w)

851 If you look back through history, though, and taking from Aristotle, democracies typically end with the election of a tyrant, when the people just want the tyrant to deliver to their needs.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:35 AM (FYe3W)

852 Kinda boggles the mind, when you think about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 07:30 AM

Can't find it now but read earlier that abortion is the leading cause of death in America, more than cancer, heart disease and yes ...even Wuflu.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 19, 2021 07:35 AM (2k7BX)

853 847 Draw a box on the chalkboard, label it "slavery". Now erase it. See how easy that was?

Next? Let's do Typhoid.
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Next? Let's do Covid 19

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:36 AM (IDhUW)

854 "President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health"

Its gonna get ugly yall
Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2021 07:35 AM (FsD4w)

Elect freaks. Expect a freak show.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:37 AM (NYS7S)

855 850 I thought you were kidding.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 19, 2021 07:37 AM (I58tH)

856 Mika wants Faceplant shut down. CNN wants Fox shut down.
Man, just imagining just wanting something else shut down that you don't agree with and think that people should just comply, because you really, really think so.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:18 AM


Mika is among the people whose job is to tell us what to think, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2021 07:37 AM (DMUuz)

857 It's been 32 years since the Democrats didn't contest the Electoral College vote on the floor of Congress and call for an investigation when a Republican won.

32 years.

Instantly it's "treason".

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:38 AM (FYe3W)

858 837 we need to stop fighting wwii also, while we're at it.

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 07:39 AM (ONvIw)

859 Next? Let's do Typhoid.
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Typhoid typhoid bo by phoid fee fi fo fyfoid typhoid

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:39 AM (arJlL)

860 It's been 32 years since the Democrats didn't contest the Electoral College vote on the floor of Congress and call for an investigation when a Republican won.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:38 AM (FYe3W)

Totally different. Because SHUT UP! they explained.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:40 AM (NYS7S)

861 I'm reconsidering the "Red Scare".

The Democrats had ins with unions and other soft Marxists. HUAC was probably about real Marxists poaching Democrat constituencies.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2021 07:40 AM (FYe3W)

862 "President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health Posted by: f'd"

Proof the meat puppet handlers are just trying to piss us off even worse and giving us the finger, repeatedly.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2021 07:41 AM (MxEKc)

863 Highly recommend this video from Dr. Simone Gold, founder of America's Frontline Doctors, discussing the science (lack thereof), historical perspective, and disinformation with regard to the vaccine. Lots of great info.

https://youtu.be/xFntHpk1uok

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 19, 2021 07:41 AM (2k7BX)

864 Sefton's up, and I gotta pretend to work. Have a great day, folks.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 19, 2021 07:42 AM (NYS7S)

865 ""President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health Posted by: f'd""

Isn't that the guy with the mental health issues, that case him to believe that he is a woman?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2021 07:43 AM (3D/fK)

866 Tinfoil hat time. Maybe all this shut down in DC, troops, bridges closed, barricades, is the rehearsal for the nationwide shutdown the enemy seems to crave. Super Tranny going to health, some other fuck, an Obama holdover coming in as covid czar or something, both big time lockdown fans.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 19, 2021 07:43 AM (I58tH)

867 Man, when real epidemics break out (typhus, typhoid fever, cholera, TB, etc.), sh!t's gonna be lit. Wine moms gonna be freakin', yo.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:43 AM (KAi1n)

868 Typhoid typhoid bo by phoid fee fi fo fyfoid typhoid
Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:39 AM (
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:44 AM (IDhUW)

869 You should see me in Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.

Posted by: Richard Typhus at January 19, 2021 07:46 AM (52a0y)

870 JJ must be cooking up a doozy.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:47 AM (arJlL)

871 I could give two shits about Lincoln right now.

That was a hell of a long post - for somebody that doesn't care. Whenever I don't care - I just scroll on by.

Posted by: Pierre at January 19, 2021 07:47 AM (EjQ00)

872 Whenever I don't care - I just scroll on by.
Posted by: Pierre

That was a Dionne Warwick song.

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:48 AM (arJlL)

873
"President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health"

An ugly white male, who pretends to be a female.

Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 19, 2021 07:49 AM (N/gDA)

874 Deliver us from evil

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2021 07:49 AM (IDhUW)

875 "President-elect Joe Biden has tapped Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine to be his assistant secretary of health"

An ugly white male, who pretends to be a female.
Posted by: Mad As Hell

Who pretends to be a REALLY ugly female !

fify

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2021 07:53 AM (arJlL)

876 "Maybe all this shut down in DC, troops, bridges closed, barricades, is
the rehearsal for the nationwide shutdown the enemy seems to crave."

What are 30,000 NG troops in D.C. going to do? (BTW, if they get issued ammo, it won't be until tomorrow morning. There's no reason to issue it now.) Too many unknowns to speculate at this point. I don't think the Left is as homogenous as some think.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:54 AM (KAi1n)

877 MR up

Posted by: SFGoth at January 19, 2021 07:55 AM (KAi1n)

878 858 837 we need to stop fighting wwii also, while we're at it.
Posted by: CN at January 19, 2021 07:39 AM (ONvIw)

THIS!!!

Posted by: The Transvestigator at January 19, 2021 08:13 AM (UEd6V)

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