Mid-Afternoon Open Thread

This is a little gift I'm giving to myself.

Good video below.

You know the saying... pic.twitter.com/09WoNsCDVW
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) January 14, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 04:18 PM

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

2 Hi Folks!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (WFMLs)

3 Steve is the best and that woman is dumb as they come.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (gtatv)

4 LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (Zmnko)

5 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

6 She fall down, go boom!

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (HCeRP)

7 dammit

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 14, 2021 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

8 It's a wonderful treat. But now I kinda feel dirty....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2021 04:20 PM (2sCft)

9 Well, that gotta hurt.

Posted by: dantesed at January 14, 2021 04:20 PM (88xKn)

10 What's the term for taking delight in others' misfortune??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2021 04:21 PM (2sCft)

11 also, that fall looked bad. Like have to go to the hospital bad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 14, 2021 04:21 PM (UPoLF)

12 10?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (JUOKG)

13
First place in the Hound Group for Delilah at today's Corpus Christi KC show. We were the first group, so a long wait until Best in Show competition. A good opportunity to relax.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (pfv/+)

14 ARRRRGHHHHHHHH

that is all

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (8D42x)

15 Took a break. Listened to Bach's B minor Mass.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (Pqytn)

16 Nikki Haley, LOL.
WHy does anyone think that now is the time to start working on (or talking about) 2024???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (bDqIh)

17 Fortunately she hit the ground in her least important area.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 14, 2021 04:22 PM (KKpag)

18 All Philadelphia schools will be virtual Wednesday because of the "expected violence" during Biden's inauguration. They want you canceled. They want you dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (VWp7G)

19 I went to lowes today to stock up on screws, washers etc. I got a weird feeling in there. I can't clarify, it was just weird.

Posted by: Kirk at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (p58Lp)

20 also, that fall looked bad. Like have to go to the hospital bad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 14, 2021 04:21 PM
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She is not walking away from that fall without lifetime headaches and other mental issues. You bounce your noggin off the asphalt like that and it's a permanent thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

22 >>First place in the Hound Group for Delilah at today's Corpus Christi KC show. We were the first group, so a long wait until Best in Show competition. A good opportunity to relax.

Very nice! She's a pretty doggy (from when you linked a while back).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

23 Gen X called that "what you get."

Posted by: Undisclosed at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (Cjx3C)

24 "5 people died" ... HOW?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (w/rtD)

25
Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good rutabaga you will be!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2021 04:24 PM (akLGN)

26 Re Brandy: Darwin was right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:24 PM (le94c)

27 All Philadelphia schools will be virtual Wednesday because of the "expected violence" during Biden's inauguration. They want you canceled. They want you dead.

Expected violence by whom? Teachers? Cause I don't see how letting today's adorable yutes roam free that day decreases the chances of violence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 04:24 PM (H5knJ)

28 She is not walking away from that fall without lifetime headaches and other mental issues. You bounce your noggin off the asphalt like that and it's a permanent thing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

I'm trying to muster up some sympathy, but I just can't seem to.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

29 >>>3 Steve is the best and that woman is dumb as they come.

so stunning and so brave!

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:25 PM (5+1A/)

30 So, Twin Peaks...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (NWM+b)

31 "5 people died" ... HOW?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (w/rtD)

stop asking questions and deflecting you racist...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (8D42x)

32 18 All Philadelphia schools will be virtual Wednesday because of the "expected violence" during Biden's inauguration. They want you canceled. They want you dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (VWp7G)

I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Even if that does not happen, we are at the point where it is plausible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

33 >>>15 Took a break. Listened to Bach's B minor Mass.

I listened to Why Can't We Be Friends by War.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (5+1A/)

34 >>>Expected violence by whom? Teachers? Cause I don't see how letting today's adorable yutes roam free that day decreases the chances of violence.

No, those dastardly Trump suppoters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (VWp7G)

35 She is not walking away from that fall without lifetime headaches and other mental issues. You bounce your noggin off the asphalt like that and it's a permanent thing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

What's that, about a six foot fall onto asphalt, head first?

I suspect she's going to be a veg from here on out. More of a veg, I guess I should say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (le94c)

36 "Luckily her head broke the fall." This video made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (u9aRy)

37 willowed - CNN losing 99% of their viewership 3/31

https://bit.ly/3bNtM7w

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (L8ADy)

38 Joe is woken up at 10AM takes the oath of office, wanders into the White House and calls it a day.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (Pqytn)

39 >>>28 She is not walking away from that fall without lifetime headaches and other mental issues.

yeah.... i don't know if you can dent a dent.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (5+1A/)

40 So, Twin Peaks...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (NWM+b)

My dad went to a Twin Peaks once. Told me about it.

Went to Twin Peaks. The name.......Twin Peaks.....

*motions hands in front of his chest*

Get it? Twin Peaks!!!

Yeah, dad. I know what it means....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Her head broke the fall.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (3H9h1)

42 18 All Philadelphia schools will be virtual Wednesday because of the "expected violence" during Biden's inauguration.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:23 PM (VWp7G)

Look on the bright side: the kids won't learn any less than they normally do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (le94c)

43 That was a hit

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (Cxk7w)

44 >>>I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Absolutely correct. Nothing is happening in Philly, and if it does, it'll be BLM and Antifa.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (VWp7G)

45 GOP Consultant: Guys, Guys I Got the Ticket....
Haley/Bolton 2024 - Wars Without End, EXCELSIOR!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (vqU+L)

46
Why Can't We Be Friends by War

Sometimes I don't speak ... right. (awwright!)
But I always know what I'm talkin' about!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (akLGN)

47 Hell of a fall. I think she can now probably have conversations with biden and translate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (9Om/r)

48 Play stupid games...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (YiTfq)

49 5 people died" ... HOW?
Posted by: BourbonChicken

CDC math

Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (+ctdU)

50 Damn.

I think it was the spare tire that guaranteed her rotation. Otherwise she might have been able to save herself and get an arm down first.

Might.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (D4mP3)

51 Ace is a giver!

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (AV9yQ)

52 I never get tired of watching these people incur potentially fatal injuries.

That's what out-voted you, btw.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

53 re:sidebar, of course Nikki is going for 2024, but since voting doesn't matter anymore, guess she can just milk the run for all its worth.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (OZ4La)

54 I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Even if that does not happen, we are at the point where it is plausible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (s2VJv)

It is plausible, but a more plausible scenario is that the Reds gin up the MSM to beat the drums about Hunter, China, and Joe's involvement until he has to resign.

Which they'll then blame on the VRWC, and use that as a pretext to clamp down further on conservatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (le94c)

55 If I'm understanding the capitol police correctly, it's acceptable to shoot people threatening your life or the lives of others when doing that sort of thing, right?

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (k1L5r)

56 I think it was the spare tire that guaranteed her rotation.

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Spare tire.

Muffin top.

Whatev....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

57 Maduro is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (LCHiX)

58 That Cadbury egg's filling probably leaked after that.

Posted by: Richard Semens at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (TwVNA)

59 I might watch this vid over and over tonight, just brings a joy that I can't describe.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (8k7U7)

60 486 TJM, really? It's not woke? I would have expected David Lynch to go full woke by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)

=========

Nah.

Lynch is barely part of Hollywood, and he even dropped out of moviemaking for almost 20 years to be part of the weird music scene. He's his own guy, and his mode of storytelling is far too surrealist to be obviously political. The closest thing is probably his opinion on the nuclear bomb, which isn't exactly a contemporary concern that dominates the headlines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (NWM+b)

61 I listened to Why Can't We Be Friends by War.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (5+1A/)

=========================
War UHHH. What is it good for?

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (Pqytn)

62 >>>If I'm understanding the capitol police correctly, it's acceptable to shoot people threatening your life or the lives of others when doing that sort of thing, right?

Straight-up murder, and no one will be prosecuted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (VWp7G)

63 "Get her a My Pillow. Somebody call Mike Lindell.". LOL.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (u9aRy)

64 re:sidebar, of course Nikki is going for 2024, but since voting doesn't matter anymore, guess she can just milk the run for all its worth.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (OZ4La)

What a train wreck that election could be: two Indian women running for President.

Kill me now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (le94c)

65 I listened to Why Can't We Be Friends by War.
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (5+1A/)

Close To The Edge - Yes
I had 20-minutes to spare mid-afternoon

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (YiTfq)

66 OK I bet that hurt a lot.

When she eventually woke up.

Then she was all mad at the driver for being so mean to her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

67 One day, she can tell that story to her kids as they hold her dribble cup.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

68 Nikki Haley is really going to fire up those Pennsylvania frackers and Ohio factory workers!

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (xPl2J)

69 Flesh and Blood - Ted Nugent

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

70 67 One day, she can tell that story to her kids as they hold her dribble cup.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

=========

*ding ding ding ding ding ding*
-Hector Salamanca

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (NWM+b)

71 cia is for pipo who cant make it in the mof - I -A

Posted by: x at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (0tE/i)

72 If I'm understanding the capitol police correctly, it's acceptable to shoot people threatening your life or the lives of others when doing that sort of thing, right?

But they're prosecuting Kyle Rittenhouse, whose life really WAS threatened.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (le94c)

73 Man. She could have broken her neck.

Was this at one of this summer's "mostly peaceful" protests?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (yvr3o)

74 A strip of road where kids hung out on Fridays had this happen all night when I was in highschool:

1) Guy with motor bike pulls up by car full of chicks.
2) A chick gets out and climbs onto back of bike.
3) Guy takes off doing a partial wheelie.
4) Girl is suspended in mid-air where the motor bike used to be.
5) Gravity kicks in and girl falls down.

Over and over again all night.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (w3rBT)

75 If she wasn't libtard before this, she sure as shit is now.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (8k7U7)

76 That's what out-voted you, btw.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

Hey - a little credit where due, eh?
- Ballots-R-Us and Dominion Voting Systems, LLC

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (YiTfq)

77 Poke the big dog, get bit.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (w7KSn)

78 Is that blood? I thought I saw blood.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (LBf6o)

79 John Kerry tells the world economic forum that 'the great reset' will happen with greater speed and urgency than anybody can imagine. So that's nice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (r+sAi)

80 44 >>>I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Is it bad that I saw this and thought that the Deep State might entice such a person by promising them a "Willie Brown special" from the next President?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (OZ4La)

81 Is there a way to view that not on twatter?

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (+y8uL)

82 Joe is woken up at 10AM takes the oath of office, wanders into the White House and calls it a day.
Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM (Pqytn)

----

I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden " characters that are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't need the boot on his broken foot.

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (lonOK)

83 Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

84 Re the video: Balance. How does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (HaL55)

85 pretty sure, from the costumes, that the video is from the victory riot DTLA, after the Dodgers won the "world series"...

(as if the entire "season" wasn't a sad, contrived joke)

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (Lcq0D)

86 "Hey, Brandy - how'd you go on the physics final?"

"Oh. Sorry to hear that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (le94c)

87
*ding ding ding ding ding ding*
-Hector Salamanca
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan

Nice Breaking Bad tie in!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (akLGN)

88 Steve Inman is a national treasure.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (u9aRy)

89 What's the term for taking delight in others' misfortune??
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2021

***

Twitter

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (yvr3o)

90 Kind of cracks me up that they didn't even try to find a Biden body double for long distance shots and appearances

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

91 A strip of road where kids hung out on Fridays had this happen all night when I was in highschool:

1) Guy with motor bike pulls up by car full of chicks.

2) A chick gets out and climbs onto back of bike.

3) Guy takes off doing a partial wheelie.

4) Girl is suspended in mid-air where the motor bike used to be.

5) Gravity kicks in and girl falls down.

Over and over again all night.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (w3rBT)
Thats why some bikers have the shirt that reads on the back "if you can read this the bitch fell off"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:33 PM (9Om/r)

92 ----

I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden " characters that are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't need the boot on his broken foot.
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (lonOK)

Like the old NEXTEL commercial (or was it Sprint) for NASCAR when Matt Kenseth started malfunctioning and they had to go get a "fresh Kenseth."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

93 84 Re the video: Balance. How does it work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 04:32 PM (HaL55)

Inertia: objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

Isn't that right, Brandy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 04:34 PM (le94c)

94 Is there a way to view that not on twatter?

Parler and Gab don't have a way to show a post to the pub-lick that I'm aware of, since I've never seen something like that on a Parler or Gab page/post. Why is that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 04:34 PM (HaL55)

95 Wyoming Republicans are not happy with Lizzy
https://www.wyoming.gop/post/
wyoming-republican-s-message-to-representative-cheney

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w)

96 Expected violence by whom? Teachers? Cause I don't see how letting today's adorable yutes roam free that day decreases the chances of violence.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 04:24

No kidding. I expect violence in Philly to quadruple from that decision alone. Against "randomly-chosen" white people. Randomly-chosen.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 14, 2021 04:34 PM (OssQ4)

97 An ass that big and the head still hit first.

Huh.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Close To The Edge - Yes
I had 20-minutes to spare mid-afternoon
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (YiTfq)

I would have. But I had to get up. Then I had to get down. Then I had to get up...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (L8ADy)

99 so stunning and so brave!
Posted by: ace

But mostly just stunned.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (gtatv)

100 I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden " characters that are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't need the boot on his broken foot.
Posted by: Chillin the most

*******

I saw someone pointing out that his earlobes switch from the "attached at the bottom" ones to the unattached style at different appearances.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (k1L5r)

101 The best gifts are the ones you give yourself, Ace.

At least, that was what Grandmother Poppins used to say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (2JVJo)

102 What's the term for taking delight in others' misfortune??

"Democrat."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo)

103 Liz Cheney says "defending the Constitution and voting her conscience, not partisan politics ( which is her insulting phrase replacing representing her constituents ) guided her decision to impeach President Trump."

Posted by: The Whirlwind at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (HI3xr)

104 Close To The Edge - Yes
I had 20-minutes to spare mid-afternoon
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:30 PM (YiTfq)

I would have. But I had to get up. Then I had to get down. Then I had to get up...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (L8ADy)

(golf clap)
(tips cap)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (YiTfq)

105 "Brandy is out -- too many Seagram's and Boone's Farm tonight!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (yvr3o)

106 "expected violence"? WTF? By whom?

My "news" quarantine is going to have to be tightened tighter than Auckland's international airport these days.

And aside from disgust, despair and (pretty impressive, actually) continued disbelief at what I hear/see pushed on the public, my only and first thought is: people, society as a whole, are marinating in this nonsense. And while some see past it, far far too many don't.

Hence - the shitshow formerly known as the USA that we see today.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (OTzUX)

107 I saw someone pointing out that his earlobes switch from the "attached
at the bottom" ones to the unattached style at different appearances.
He's melting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (r+sAi)

108
There is no sure answer to the question, "How stupid can you get?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (pfv/+)

109 Nothing says, "Consent of the governed" like twenty thousand troops guarding your inauguration.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Wm5SB)

110 What's the term for taking delight in others' misfortune??

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Better thee than me. ??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

111 ~~Maduro~~ Pinochet is laughing his ass off.

FIFY.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (ukNFU)

112 I saw someone pointing out that his earlobes switch
from the "attached at the bottom" ones to the unattached style at
different appearances.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (k1L5r)

So he truly is mr potato head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (9Om/r)

113 109 Nothing says, "Consent of the governed" like twenty thousand troops guarding your inauguration.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Wm5SB)

==========

From the side that won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (NWM+b)

114 *ding ding ding ding ding ding*
-Hector Salamanca
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (NWM+b)

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You sonofabitch.

Now everybody else on the telecon knows I'm not paying attention.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (D4mP3)

115 106 My "news" quarantine is going to have to be tightened tighter than Auckland's international airport these days.
is auckland's international airport watertight?

Posted by: a frog's butt at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

116 John Kerry tells the world economic forum that 'the great reset' will
happen with greater speed and urgency than anybody can imagine. So
that's nice.

Well, we're nearly a whole year into it, so yeah, I'd say it's proceeding along swimmingly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (HaL55)

117 Demonstrating they're not immune to Failure Theater as well, Democrats are filing a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college.

Sure, take all the time you need working that one through.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (YiTfq)

118 When President-elect Joe Biden announced his Covid-19 advisory board in November, he promised its health care experts would play a critical role in shaping his pandemic response plan.

But, on the eve of Biden's Thursday rollout, the board members are largely in the dark about the plan's details, according to three people familiar.

Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (3aI0K)

119 They like it when we complain about the double standard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (w/rtD)

120 Tilted Kilt > Twin Peaks

Though they have damn good coffee at Twin Peaks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

121 Sister Ray- Velvet Underground

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (VpIIl)

122 There is no sure answer to the question, "How stupid can you get?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (pfv/+)

People are starting to take it as a challenge.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (YiTfq)

123 Nothing says, "Consent of the governed" like twenty thousand troops guarding your inauguration.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Wm5SB)

-----

Remember way back when... they went apeshit because 20 federal officers were guarding a Federal Building. Why... I believe Nancy herself called them Storm Troopers.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

124 113 109 Nothing says, "Consent of the governed" like twenty thousand troops guarding your inauguration.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Wm5SB)

==========

From the side that won.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (NWM+b)

Autocrats gonna autocrat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

125 I'll be president before Nikki.

I'll be the GOP nominee before Nikki.

Has she been in orbit without comms for the last 2 years?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (OTzUX)

126 Tilted Kilt > Twin Peaks

Though they have damn good coffee at Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

All of the TK's closed near me. They were not around long.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 14, 2021 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

127 She was amazingly dumb and that was before she caved her head in.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 14, 2021 04:39 PM (LBiyC)

128 Mike Lindell is a really sweet and nice guy, but he was saying last week that he was in cahoots with Sydney Powell and Lin Wood and guaranteed
100% Trump was going to be sworn into office.

Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:39 PM (NpAcC)

129
great reset

trigger reset

choose wisely

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

130 I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden "
characters that are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't
need the boot on his broken foot.
*
"Who shit my pants?" is real. Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (uhPTO)

131 Sister Ray- Velvet Underground

*******

Foggy Notion

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (k1L5r)

132 @32 but but the booooogie boys are going to be everywhere, I heard it on twitworld!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (gDJlP)

133 Demonstrating they're not immune to Failure Theater
as well, Democrats are filing a constitutional amendment to abolish the
electoral college.

Sure, take all the time you need working that one through.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:37 PM (YiTfq)

============================
That requires a 2/3+1 majority in both chambers of Congress, right ?

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (Pqytn)

134 Before it goes to the states before ratification.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (Pqytn)

135 For ratification. Sorry.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (Pqytn)

136 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds wore. Call him generalissimo or something

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

137 Sundance is convinced Nikki will be the next GOP chosen one.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (OssQ4)

138 Mr. Inman is a gift to everyone, a national treasure.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (DTI8p)

139
That requires a 2/3+1 majority in both chambers of Congress, right ?
Posted by: mrp

And three quarters of the states, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (akLGN)

140 I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden "
characters that are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't
need the boot on his broken foot.
--------
Tom Cruise in a latex mask...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (TsFZr)

141

Kamala, the B I G Red Cunt is at it again...

Posted by: Strong, Like Bill at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (WsmA9)

142 Oswald was looking forward to a suppository.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (w/rtD)

143 That requires a 2/3+1 majority in both chambers of Congress, right ?
Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (Pqytn)

AND 3/4 of the states to sign-on - which even in the unlikely event it gets through CONgress there is no way 38-states are going to sign-on to being dictated to by NYC and LaLaLand

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (YiTfq)

144 That requires a 2/3+1 majority in both chambers of Congress, right ?

Cue the rollout of the Dominion machines to the floor, please.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (HaL55)

145 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy
military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds
wore. Call him generalissimo or something

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

I'm still gonna call him shitstain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (9Om/r)

146 Someone mentioned that they would come after out 401K's. Why bother, they now control the Treasury's printing presses (yea I know it's all electronic bits now). They will just start manufacturing money (not like they aren't already doing it), but on a Grander Scale. All the worth of 401K's will be eaten up by hyper inflation.... yea! Zambawie here we come.

Is there a Lazarus Long to hijack a space ship to get us off the rock?

Posted by: Paladin at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (Br9Gi)

147 This is not funny at all. Just think of the dent in the top of that SUV from Brandy's ass. And good luck getting that pothole repaired where her head hit the pavement.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (8MC9X)

148 I'll be president before Nikki.

I'll be the GOP nominee before Nikki.

Has she been in orbit without comms for the last 2 years?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (OTzUX)
************
Nikki is wasting her time and money.
She will never be the nominee.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (NpAcC)

149 Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?

He was out there for me. Now Sidney Powell I trusted... Of course they have been banned from twitter and facebook so it's hard to hear anything they have to say

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (Zmnko)

150 GOP Consultant: Guys, Guys I Got the Ticket....
Haley/Bolton 2024 - Wars Without End, EXCELSIOR!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 04:28 PM (vqU+L)

Damn how does the Babylon Bee keep coming with these?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (CQ3Qb)

151 AND 3/4 of the states to sign-on - which even in the unlikely event it gets through CONgress there is no way 38-states are going to sign-on to being dictated to by NYC and LaLaLand
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (YiTfq)
--------
The Oregon legislature would volunteer to take one up the kazoo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (TsFZr)

152 Mike Lindell is a really sweet and nice guy, but he was saying last week that he was in cahoots with Sydney Powell and Lin Wood and guaranteed
100% Trump was going to be sworn into office.

My SIL keeps sending me stuff swearing Trump will reveal all before Jan 20.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (nxdel)

153 Miranda Devine must lurk -- she apparently refers to Mr. Assfingers as Don LeMon ... which I believe Ace coined as the pronunciation months ago?

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (6wu6E)

154 "
Foggy Notion
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (k1L5r)"

One of these days

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (VpIIl)

155 137. Not exactly a bold prediction, frankly. She was going to be the establishments first option for 2024 no matter what. Accurately guessing who they will turn to when Nikki goes by the wayside is a bit more challenging.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (6/LtX)

156 Liz Cheney sounds, I don't know, stupid?

There's not the hint of a wisp of a suggestion of a "constitutional" crisis of any kind, apart from the failure of that entire system WRT contested presidential elections (i.e., the challenges were basically not even considered seriously).

50 idiots wilding after inexplicably given entry by the Cap Police isn't an "issue" of any kind, other than the incompetence of the police, and criminal liability of the knuckleheads who did anything illegal (probably a small % of those in the building).

"Conscience". What an idiot.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (OTzUX)

157 145 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy
military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds
wore. Call him generalissimo or something

Don't forget the medals and epulets...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (Zmnko)

158 Man. She could have broken her neck.

Was this at one of this summer's "mostly peaceful" protests?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2021 04:31 PM (yvr3o)

------------

All in all, she and her friends had a "mostly-good time."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (D4mP3)

159 Demonstrating they're not immune to Failure Theater as well, Democrats are filing a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college.

Why? They can continue to have Dominion ~~select~~ confirm our ruling class.

No Constitution necessary.

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (C+evo)

160 >>> 109 Nothing says, "Consent of the governed" like twenty thousand troops guarding your inauguration.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (Wm5SB)

Gotta steal this while I still can...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2021 04:44 PM (TK8Ry)

161 "Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?"

Hopefully frozen in the artic like a dinosaur.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:44 PM (VpIIl)

162 Pondering this Slo Joe double idea

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 04:44 PM (Cxk7w)

163 161 They put the blob up there for safe keeping...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 04:44 PM (wgghp)

164 Liz Cheney - "last week a bunch of our constituents showed up in DC and scared my friends. The only recourse is for me to defiantly ignore those flyover bumpkins until they realize who's in charge around here."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (D4mP3)

165 137 Sundance is convinced Nikki will be the next GOP chosen one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (OssQ4)
------------------------------

Watch 75,000,000 voters stay home.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (CZm2G)

166 I found this pretty odd.

Within days of the kerfuffle at the kapital, CNN has already done a 'special report' called 'The Trump Insurrection' and had it cross playing on HBO Max.

Not like they are all colluding or anything.

I first saw the 'doc' on HBO max on Jan 10 I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (fqVfv)

167 Been playing 2112 a lot. I wonder if it's because I want the Solar Federation come save us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (x8Wzq)

168 136 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds wore. Call him generalissimo or something
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

The only thing missing from the inauguration will be a giant pair of epaulettes.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (Wm5SB)

169 There is no sure answer to the question, "How stupid can you get?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (pfv/+)

i stopped asking after i figured out that people were taking it as a challenge...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (8D42x)

170 Arsenal need to win this game.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (4vNgL)

171 >>> 143 That requires a 2/3+1 majority in both chambers of Congress, right ?
Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:40 PM (Pqytn)

AND 3/4 of the states to sign-on - which even in the unlikely event it gets through CONgress there is no way 38-states are going to sign-on to being dictated to by NYC and LaLaLand
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (YiTfq)

It's a tax!!

Posted by: J. Roberts, SC Dude at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (TK8Ry)

172 82 I'm becoming convinced there are several "Joe Biden " characters that
are interchanged. It's amazing how fast he didn't need the boot on his
broken foot.
illogical. illogical. ~~norman~~ kamala coordinate.

Posted by: joe biden 512 at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

173 >>>Been playing 2112 a lot. I wonder if it's because I want the Solar Federation come save us.

maybe you want to go to Bangkok

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (xPl2J)

174 Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?

He's probably chewing on the furniture, snarling at his caregivers that he knows a little something about the TRUTH and that ALL secrets will be REVEALED.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (H5knJ)

175 Bilwis, you haven't seen Kumala's outfit yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (LCHiX)

176 Is she ok?

Posted by: Holy Crap! at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (brK4h)

177 I saw someone pointing out that his earlobes switch from the "attached at the bottom" ones to the unattached style at different appearances.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 14, 2021 04:35 PM (k1L5r)

Saw it but it didn't convince me. Biden's had so much extreme plastic surgery that his earlobes easily could have gone from detached to attached.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (ZSK0i)

178 Correct MRP. As stated *in the Constitution*.

But its been shown that no one is paying attention to the Constitution anymore anyway, so...

The House and Senate will pass it by pure majority and call that good. And when the states point out that that isn't even good enough to get to Ratification, it'll somehow end up at the Supreme court where 5 of them will proclaim that, a majority is enough, and it need not be ratified because the Electoral college is a stupid idea, or perhaps, not a tax.

I mean, all other means of sanity left the building months ago, why bother being sane now?

Posted by: FrozenTech at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (LGM1R)

179 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds wore. Call him generalissimo or something
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (VpIIl)

The only thing missing from the inauguration will be a giant pair of epaulettes.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

Look up pictures of N Korean generals with the medals going all the way down their jackets to their pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (C+45H)

180 Been playing 2112 a lot. I wonder if it's because I want the Solar Federation come save us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (x8Wzq)

I thought the solar federation were the bad guys.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

181 137 Sundance is convinced Nikki will be the next GOP chosen one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM

That's not always what it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Jeb! (Please clap!) at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (DMUuz)

182 157 145 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy
military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds
wore. Call him generalissimo or something

Don't forget the medals and epulets...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (Zmnko)

Needs some black aviators too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (fqVfv)

183 >3 Steve is the best and that woman is dumb as they come.

Dumb as a brick? Dumb as a bag of hammers? Dumb as a kamala?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (Vxu+H)

184 Tilted Kilt > Twin Peaks

Though they have damn good coffee at Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

The TP in Orlando has nice drink specials.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (Xih1H)

185 Steve Inman's announcer treatment on these things gets at least a solid chuckle and sometimes a legitimate guffaw.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (UZVEt)

186 I think Trump is waiting for the Vegas odds to bottom, then he's going to put a trillion on himself to win and then springs the trap. Being the type of guy he is, he pays of the national debt with his winnings.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (LBiyC)

187 Duh, you can expect violence when you plan it yourselves.

Posted by: The EFF. BEE. EYE. at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (TK8Ry)

188 @176 Holy Crap!-Hopefully not.

Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (0jZnq)

189 In a real, free world, people would be lines up and throwing rotten vegetables at Biden, calling him a fraud.

But between the media Praetorian Guard, Social Media defilade, hiding in his basement and now apparently 20,000 military personnel it won't be happening.

But he won fair and square! Promise!

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

190 148
************
Nikki is wasting her time and money.
She will never be the nominee.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (NpAcC)
Haley couldn't win the GOP nomination for South Carolina governor now. She should slither away...except watching her being flayed might make it worth it.

The only thing that will matter in 2022 and 2024 is who Team Trump endorses and whether DJT runs. And, frankly, even then many of us are not going to vote and expect the election to be rigged.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (puu6v)

191 157 145 Maybe we can get Biden one of those big floppy
military style hats like Ghaddafi or one of the other third world frauds
wore. Call him generalissimo or something

Don't forget the medals and epulets...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (Zmnko)

===

He already wears the aviator sunglasses like Ghaddafi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (4BMGG)

192 believe it or not, I have begun to pray for Biden. After driving across DC last night (hub had a test ONLY offered by our carrier on...Capitol Hill), taking an hour and a half to go 27 blocks after they suddenly started blocking streets at 4:55 on a weekday, I began to wonder if they'd pull a Howard Beale on him live on TV, with Kamala stepping right up to be sworn instead.
They were using snowplows, every cop vehicle imaginable, and trucks full of Guardsmen to lock down everything within about 20 blocks of the mall, the WH, the Capitol. In gridlocked traffic with flatbeds full of Jersey barrier segments. when we left after test, all intersections previously held by troops were now jerseyed, and cops.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (W7IZQ)

193 161 "Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?"

Hopefully frozen in the arctic like a dinosaur.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:44 PM (VpIIl)

--------------------
Frozen Caveman Lawyer. Well, maybe not the caveman part.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (ch6++)

194 Want a good laugh? Imagine joebama at the Inaugural Ball.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (LCHiX)

195 Miranda Devine must lurk -- she apparently refers to Mr. Assfingers as Don LeMon ... which I believe Ace coined as the pronunciation months ago?
Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (6wu6E)
********
Tucker has for years and she's on his show a lot.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (NpAcC)

196 ...and it's Branti...jeez

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (AwYPR)

197 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (x8Wzq)

I thought the solar federation were the bad guys.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

You might be right. And my nic is not simply ironic. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (x8Wzq)

198
Is there a Lazarus Long to hijack a space ship to get us off the rock?
Posted by: Paladin

74 million seats?
You'll come out like one of Heinlein's generation ship's children!!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (gtatv)

199

Politico is facing both internal and external outrage after publishing an article by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro on Thursday.

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (+y8uL)

200 137 Sundance is convinced Nikki will be the next GOP chosen one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (OssQ4)

The Donor Class and our Overlords will back her. He is absolutely correct as it stands today.
The entire system is disgusting.

Posted by: Holy Crap! at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (brK4h)

201 Someone mentioned that they would come after out 401K's. Why bother, they now control the Treasury's printing presses (yea I know it's all electronic bits now). They will just start manufacturing money (not like they aren't already doing it), but on a Grander Scale. All the worth of 401K's will be eaten up by hyper inflation.... yea! Zambawie here we come.

A caller to Rush's show today suggested everyone converting their 401K to cash to put the screws to big tech.

Posted by: Vyx at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

202 I mean, all other means of sanity left the building months ago
Posted by: FrozenTech at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM

No worries, it's sitting right here next to me.

Posted by: Elvis at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (DMUuz)

203 Though they have damn good coffee at Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)

The TP in Orlando has nice drink specials.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM (Xih1H)

And the local police will shoot you up all good and dead, then arrest everyone else at the one in Waco, TX

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (C+evo)

204 Want a good laugh? Imagine joebama at the Inaugural Ball.

Are they having one? Aren't we supposed to stay 6 feet apart?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (Zmnko)

205 Been playing 2112 a lot. I wonder if it's because I want the Solar Federation come save us.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:45 PM (x8Wzq)
------

We've taken care of everything
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all and all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (8XRCm)

206 AND 3/4 of the states to sign-on - which even in the unlikely event it gets through CONgress there is no way 38-states are going to sign-on to being dictated to by NYC and LaLaLand

I dunno they kinda hand-waved the income tax. I mean technically you have to have a majority of votes in a state to win its electoral college votes too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

207 Wonder where Lin Wood disappeared to?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:39 PM (NpAcC)

It's probably for the best. I don't think he ever joined Gab, even though there's a @Linwood account there with the same avatar - joined Jan 2021 and no "gabs" - I'm not sure it's him.

Dude seemed to be going off the rails. As far as I'm concerned, he was part of the psyops. Hell, we had McInerny saying first that 5 Army and one CIA asset killed each other in the raid of the SCYTL server (what ever happened to THAT?), then he's saying that our guys got the Pelosi laptops and heads were going to roll and minute now. My thought is they were telling this poor old guy this crap so he'd repeat it. Lin Wood saying crazy-assed shit so it gets repeated, and we get demoralized when none of it comes true. #twoweeks! Just #twoweeks! Trust the plan!

I'm sure poor Lindell was just repeating what he'd been told had been learned. I don't see anybody on our side with legit intelligence giving it to some nice guy who sells chopped foam for a living. And really, there's nobody on our side with any of the goods. We've been hung out to dry.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L8ADy)

208 Willowed from last thread: Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

I added that it's true, and those breads were called Pump Her Nickel.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

209 They probably put Biden's face on every morning....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (wgghp)

210 They are calling in counselors at Politico to deal with the trauma.

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (+y8uL)

211 189 In a real, free world, people would be lines up and throwing rotten vegetables at Biden, calling him a fraud.

But between the media Praetorian Guard, Social Media defilade, hiding in his basement and now apparently 20,000 military personnel it won't be happening.

But he won fair and square! Promise!
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

The whole world is laughing

They should be afraid, though, because the nukes are controlled by people who believe a man can become a woman by merely wishing to do so.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (puu6v)

212 DILDOES!!!!!! Not diodes!!

I HATE AUTOCUCUMBER!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

213 They didn't mention in on the radio until after it had begun. will continue until after inauguration. We literally got off the Roosevelt Bridge to go down Constitution, and the cops were swarming with flashing lights shutting it down. Had to go all the way north to Mass Ave before we could start zigzagging across town to Union Station

Posted by: barbarausa at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (W7IZQ)

214 At least she didn't leave a crater at the point of impact. Somebody did a good pavement design.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (Xpjio)

215 Krystal or Zaxby for supper??? Help!

Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (qHxux)

216 120 Tilted Kilt > Twin Peaks

Though they have damn good coffee at Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (ifmtJ)
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CUT! STOP! STOP THE BLOG.

You missed the "cream and sugar" punchline.

Let's take it from 120 again, folks...

and 5 - 6 - 7 - 8!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (D4mP3)

217 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

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Ohm my.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

218 How did Charlie Parker, nominally an R, win in Massachusetts? Hack O Rama needs two sides to work. Haley in 24, sure why not. No chance in hell she beats Harris.But, the Hack O Rama needs to viable sides to work, so, there has to be a way....

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (4vNgL)

219 210 They are calling in counselors at Politico to deal with the trauma.
Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (+y8uL)

My previous question would be "seriously?" but now it is "link?"

Fucking awesome.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (puu6v)

220 I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey
You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what
happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then
the fun begins.

Even if that does not happen, we are at the point where it is plausible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2021 04:26 PM

20,000 National Guard Troops deployed in the DC area with checkpoints and lock downs nearly a week before the inauguration is disturbing. Especially with the troops armed and with orders that deadly force is authorized per reports from ap and other sources.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

221 But he won fair and square! Promise!
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

So we shoulda voted harder?

Posted by: The one who always says "vote harder" at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (ONvIw)

222 It is plausible, but a more plausible scenario is that the Reds gin up the MSM to beat the drums about Hunter, China, and Joe's involvement until he has to resign.

Which they'll then blame on the VRWC, and use that as a pretext to clamp down further on conservatives.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Joe either gets impeached by the Dems, or resigns due to the threat of it. Of course the Reps will gleefully help. There is an outside shot of the 25th kicking in, legitimately, due to his dementia.

Either way, Zuckerberg gets Kamala

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (Xih1H)

223 See I always thought the solar federation were the ones that came to destroy the Temples of Syrinx, but I was a kid, and stuff.

Eh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (x8Wzq)

224 148 I'll be president before Nikki.

I'll be the GOP nominee before Nikki.
_______________

Not really getting her strategy here. Does she really believe there are enough anti-Trump RINO's in the Republican party to give her a shot? After over 70 million, and probably closer to 80 million if we'd had an honest count, voted for Trump?

Or does she just think we're all as spineless and unprincipled and she and Karen/Lynn Cheney?

Here's a hint, honey: we're not. So pack up your trunk, because you're done.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (k4dH2)

225 Is there a Lazarus Long to hijack a space ship to get us off the rock?
Posted by: Paladin

74 million seats?
You'll come out like one of Heinlein's generation ship's children!!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (gtatv)

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Beverage service will be a bitch.

Don't ask about the restrooms.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (TsFZr)

226 Lynch is barely part of Hollywood, and he even dropped out of moviemaking for almost 20 years to be part of the weird music scene. He's his own guy, and his mode of storytelling is far too surrealist to be obviously political. The closest thing is probably his opinion on the nuclear bomb, which isn't exactly a contemporary concern that dominates the headlines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (NWM+b)

He does a good weather report.

https://youtu.be/IRfISWS6U9M

Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (t+qrx)

227 Willowed from last thread: Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

I added that it's true, and those breads were called Pump Her Nickel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
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I wonder if those same bakers sold miracle cures for yeast infections. Might as well rack up some profit on both sides.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (UZVEt)

228 US Constitution-loving House members should introduce bill for an amendment to outlaw any mail-in balloting that includes candidates for a federal office unless such ballots are received with the same conditions as an absentee ballot. And outlaw the use of any kind of electronic device to tabulate ballots at the point of voter collection. Plain old ballot boxes and human counting, please.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (Pqytn)

229 Why did ancient women need resistors made of bread?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (fqVfv)

230 There was a Tilted Kilt in CT. I went for a get together once, and I don't think I ever left

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

231 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

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Ohm my.
Posted by: fixerupper

Shocking!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (C+45H)

232 >>>How did Charlie Parker, nominally an R, win in Massachusetts?

His saxophone skills

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (xPl2J)

233 175 Bilwis, you haven't seen Kumala's outfit yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:46 PM (LCHiX)

I assume it will include very elegant and tasteful kneepads.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (Wm5SB)

234 "My previous question would be "seriously?" but now it is "link?"

Fucking awesome.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat"

https://tinyurl.com/y4ag6z95

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (+y8uL)

235 From the sidebar...
Juanita Broaddrick
@atensnut
I'm officially an Independent.

Lot of that going 'round.

Yeah, I plan to leave the party on the 20th. If people are leaving the party right now, the Repugs can still pretend it's Trump's fault. But waiting for the 20th, when Trump leaves office and the Senate takes the floor for Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo, will force them to consider the possibility that maybe it's their own damn fault that their membership numbers are plummeting. That's my theory, anyway.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (H3MF8)

236 Wtf is with this revcontent bullshit asking to report this content as misinformation

Posted by: Gman at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (SF/om)

237 Krystal or Zaxby for supper??? Help!
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (qHxux)
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Neither. If you live Zaxby's territory, you can *probably* find a Bojangles nearby, and that's a better choice in the quick-serve chicken game.

Also, and totally unrelated, the Horde used to have a moron who went by "Krystal Slider Enthusiast" and his nic made me chuckle every time I saw it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (UZVEt)

238 I won't bother looking but of course baguette porn must be a thing....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (wgghp)

239 You know how sometimes you'll see a person in a store or wherever, and they look kinda "normal," until you see them move... or you see the other side of their face, and it just ain't right?

I often wonder, what happened. I mean, these people are often my age or younger... but I look at me, then look at them. I walk straight. My features are reasonably symmetrical. I can put words together good.

Something happened. This vid here? That's an example of something.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (oQ94s)

240 DILDOES!!!!!! Not diodes!!

I HATE AUTOCUCUMBER!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
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And here I was all set to speculate on ancient diodes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (TsFZr)

241 I liked yesterday's Rudy video of John Sullivan, aka Jayden X, saying he pretends to be a journalist. WTG FBI, no charges for "journalists", you go boy, Wray

Posted by: The one who always says at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (ONvIw)

242 I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey
You-Know-Who in some book suppository ready to go. No matter what
happens, they will suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then
the fun begins.

They already did that back in March, they call it "Covid-19".

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (C+evo)

243
Krystal or Zaxby for supper??? Help!
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (qHxux)

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Zaxby. No brainer.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

244 Or does she just think we're all as spineless and unprincipled and she and Karen/Lynn Cheney?

Here's a hint, honey: we're not. So pack up your trunk, because you're done.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2021 04:52 PM (k4dH2)

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Sacred honor compels me to agree with you.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

245 Needs some black aviators too.
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And a corncob.

Not the MacArthur pipe, a corncob up Biden's ass.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (ab0zp)

246 Closed my Amazon account after 23 years. The online way of doing it would not allow me to say why I wanted to close so I tried the chat with an agent. He said that he couldn't close it and that he didn't have anyone to tell about my bitching, though he gave me this address: jeff@amazon.com.

Giving up Amazon will be much harder than giving up social media and sportsball.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

247 DILDOES!!!!!! Not diodes!!

I HATE AUTOCUCUMBER!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
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And here I was all set to speculate on ancient diodes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:54 PM (TsFZr)

Ancient aliens. It's always ancient aliens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)

248 236 Wtf is with this revcontent bullshit asking to report this content as misinformation
Posted by: Gman at January 14, 2021 04:53 PM (SF/om)

The spies probably asked for it

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2021 04:55 PM (ONvIw)

249 Quick, somebody hump her.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

250 It's a shame that Lynch has not done more movie-wise. I don't always like his films, but he's interesting and original, and we could use more of that in movies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (H5knJ)

251 He was out there for me. Now Sidney Powell I trusted... Of course they have been banned from twitter and facebook so it's hard to hear anything they have to say
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM

Donna, Sidney Powell just started her official account on Telegram. CodemonkeyZ is there also.

https://t.me/s/SidneyPowell1

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (2k7BX)

252 @220

Well, also add the fact that anyone who disputes the election is literally being deplatformed and depersoned up to and including the current President.

Hugo Chavez is looking up from hell and saying...

Damn, that's some fucked up shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (vqU+L)

253 Ancient aliens. It's always ancient aliens.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)
.......

Yep. First they ate the dinosaurs.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

254 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)

255 I lol'd.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (ju2Fy)

256 148 I'll be president before Nikki.

I'll be the GOP nominee before Nikki.

Has she been in orbit without comms for the last 2 years?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (OTzUX)
************
Nikki is wasting her time and money.
She will never be the nominee.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (NpAcC)

Wasting her time and money? She doesn't have a job right now, and needs a grift to tide her over between now and Election Day 2024.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (6xA3t)

257 250 It's a shame that Lynch has not done more movie-wise. I don't always like his films, but he's interesting and original, and we could use more of that in movies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (H5knJ)

=========

Funding is a hard game, and he doesn't seem all that interested in playing it.

His last movie, Inland Empire, was made piecemeal over a few years with the digital cameras of the early 00s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (NWM+b)

258 I put on 2112. Rush was called nazis when they released it. It's stuff like that which makes me feel slightly better as it goes under the "there's nothing new under the sun" category. As in maybe all this sturm and drang is nothing new.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (9AFWN)

259 Want a good laugh? Imagine joebama at the Inaugural Ball.

Are they having one? Aren't we supposed to stay 6 feet apart?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 04:49 PM (Zmnko)

++++The media already has the review ready - Joe Biden, last night at his star-studded sensational ball, danced like a Fred Astaire while his partner, Dr. Jill Biden made an exquisite Ginger Rogers. The audience was enchanted and awestruck by their almost synchronized steps as they gracefully swirled around the room. No lack of stamina, that pair!

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (3hN07)

260 Ancient aliens. It's always ancient aliens.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 04:55 PM (x8Wzq)
.......

Yep. First they ate the dinosaurs.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)
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It's their own fault for being delicious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (TsFZr)

261 Yeah, I plan to leave the party on the 20th.

Can't leave what I never joined. But I can't say I had animosity for the GOP - until now.

Posted by: Pierre at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (EjQ00)

262 But Nikki does have big tits. That is SOMETHING

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (wgghp)

263 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

With that fresh-baked smell, no man could resistor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (DMUuz)

264 "Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes."

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Not too big a loaf I hope -- need to avoid hertz.

Posted by: Biden's Puddin' at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (kw0p5)

265 My cousin fell off the back of a paper delivery truck when he was 16. He's been in a home for brain injury victims for 34 years.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (HnB/8)

266 >>>195 Miranda Devine must lurk -- she apparently refers to Mr. Assfingers as Don LeMon ... which I believe Ace coined as the pronunciation months ago?
Posted by: ShainS

as red riding said, this is a tucker-ism. I got it from him.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (5+1A/)

267
I listened to Why Can't We Be Friends by War.
Posted by: ace

I'm leaning more towards Mouth For War by Pantera.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (EGyGV)

268 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (TsFZr)

269 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)

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Naan Naan Na Na Nah.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

270 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)

HAHA

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

271 >>> 217 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.
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Ohm my.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

It damn near rectified her.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (w3rBT)

272 Been gone all day. Did they impeach Trump again?
Third time's the charm.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

273 But Nikki does have big tits. That is SOMETHING

So are we going to start calling her "Nooky"?

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (C+evo)

274 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:50 PM (L8ADy)

Yep, one of the few things I blame Trump for is not putting an end to the Q talk & Lin Wood's mouth knowing it was bullshit.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (8k7U7)

275 I thought the "you know what they say" was going to be "don't put your x in stupid." I mean, I guess that's implied.

Posted by: m at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (YvIoE)

276 Willowed from last thread: Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

Posted by: qdpsteve

CharlieBrownsDiode?

Could be, could be.

Work with me here, people!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (vcOmj)

277 Good thing the Horde is smart enough to make good jokes out of even my mistypes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (L2ZTs)

278 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.
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Ohm my.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

It damn near rectified her.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 04:59 PM (w3rBT)
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IC what you're getting at.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (TsFZr)

279 267
I listened to Why Can't We Be Friends by War.
Posted by: ace

I'm leaning more towards Mouth For War by Pantera.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (EGyGV)

The classic 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor' by Drowning Pool

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (ifmtJ)

280 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (r+sAi)

281
But Nikki does have big tits. That is SOMETHING
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (wgghp)

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So. Question.

Was Will Folks full of shit or de he really hit that.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (8XRCm)

282 Two legitimate pseudo-sexual diode jokes. The Horde is somethin' else, man. What a cool place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (UZVEt)

283 But Nikki does have big tits. That is SOMETHING
Posted by: steevy

"Always look on the bright side of life!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (vcOmj)

284 Meanwhile the diode in Hillary's dildo died.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (L2ZTs)

285 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. She's untouchable.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HnB/8)

286 >>> 217 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

Did they have to be careful to use them in a positive fashion?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (gtatv)

287 Joe Biden is an elegant man! An elegant man!!!

Posted by: Sean Penn is at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HI3xr)

288 Guy, Ultra-Covid has Dolby Atmos and sparkles! Everyone who catches it loves it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (L2ZTs)

289
Yeah, I plan to leave the party on the 20th.

Can't leave what I never joined. But I can't say I had animosity for the GOP - until now.
Too bad we can't have mass pub-lick burnings of voter registration cards like we had draft-card burnings back in the '70's. I'd do that in a heartbeat as I never plan to waste my voting again. What's the point now that the world knows our elections are rigged?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HaL55)

290 Wasting her time and money? She doesn't have a job right now, and needs a grift to tide her over between now and Election Day 2024.
_____________

Yeah, it's never their own money they're wasting.

It's their donors' money they're wasting. And they're happy to do it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (k4dH2)

291 268 Nikki isn't going to curry any favor with me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (LCHiX)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 04:58 PM (TsFZr)

What a Sikh joke.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (H3MF8)

292 Working Family Party, we are a working family, what coauld go wrong?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (4vNgL)

293 I like gifts.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (YyH4g)

294 Throwing Down, by Exodus

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (x8Wzq)

295 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:00 PM (r+sAi)
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Ultra-covid is what antibodies CRAVE!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (TsFZr)

296 What's next for the Lincoln Grifters?

NeverGaetz?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (fqVfv)

297 Krystal or Zaxby for supper??? Help!
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 04:51 PM (qHxux)

Arbys.

Posted by: dantesed at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (88xKn)

298 >>>I put on 2112. Rush was called nazis when they released it.

Because of the Ayn Rand inspiration behind it. Quite a thing to say about a band with a member whose parents were in Nazi concentration camps.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (xPl2J)

299 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.

And here I thought "Super Covid" was just regular "Covid" as spoken by a Millennial.

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (C+evo)

300 I just have to say, Ben Had is the most generous giving person I've ever known. Thank you so much for your generous donation of doggie coats to Shep's. They are perfect. And thanks for the treats!!! You are the BEST.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (nxdel)

301 "US Constitution-loving House members should introduce bill..."

both of them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (trdmm)

302 I'm officially an unaffiliated voter as of today- Wife and voting age son will be as soon as they can submit a paper form.

It's going to take a lot to motivate us to vote again - why spend the time if the cheating remains so easy and unchallengeable?

Posted by: justasheep at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (L9Eia)

303 And here I thought "Super Covid" was just regular "Covid" as spoken by a Millennial.
Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (C+evo)
++++
Nah, that's 'COVID?'

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (UZVEt)

304 01/14: MIT Professor Arrested and Charged with Grant Fraud

Defendant allegedly failed to disclose his work for the People's Republic of China to U.S. Department of Energy

link to justice.gov: https://tinyurl.com/yxvvd5xk

MIT Professor Who Received More Than $19 Million US Federal Research Funding Has Been Arrested And Charged With Grand Theft -

Gang Chen, Director of MIT Pappalardo Micro/Nano Engineering Lab & Director of th� Solid-State Solar Thermo Energy Conversion Center, failed to disclose his work for China to US Department of Energy.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (2k7BX)

305
I thought the solar federation were the bad guys.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 04:47 PM

sometimes, you choose the devil you don't over the devil you know

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (TMggU)

306 I'll be president before Nikki.

I'll be the GOP nominee before Nikki.

Has she been in orbit without comms for the last 2 years?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:38 PM (OTzUX)
************
Nikki is wasting her time and money.
She will never be the nominee.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 04:42 PM (NpAcC)

You do know that you live in interesting time, no?
Think we've reached peak stupid? Cuz there's always more.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (z79tQ)

307
Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

But only the bakeries located on one-way streets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (EGyGV)

308 MIT Professor Who Received More Than $19 Million US Federal Research Funding Has Been Arrested And Charged With Grand Theft -

Gang Chen, Director of MIT Pappalardo Micro/Nano Engineering Lab & Director of the Solid-State Solar Thermo Energy Conversion Center, failed to disclose his work for China to US Department of Energy.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (2k7BX)
++++
Grand theft, eh? How about treason?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (UZVEt)

309 Son started his geometry class today. I texted him and asked how it went. He said it made since.
LOL.

Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (qHxux)

310 186 I think Trump is waiting for the Vegas odds to bottom, then he's going
to put a trillion on himself to win and then springs the trap. Being the
type of guy he is, he pays of the national debt with his winnings.
steiner will come.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

311 Wow. Physics is a harsh mistress.
That gal went down like the Hindenburg.

She hit her head so hard, someone thought about the Dodgers on the other side of the planet.

Posted by: -Shawn- at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (H8oW6)

312 287 Joe Biden is an elegant man! An elegant man!!!
Posted by: Sean Penn is at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HI3xr)

I read that as elephant man

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (ONvIw)

313 Another glorious day in Usastan.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (pcnYw)

314 Neal Peart wrote all that stuff. I believe he went leftard later in life, after the tragic death of his wife and daughter.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (wgghp)

315 Lynch is barely part of Hollywood, and he even dropped out of moviemaking for almost 20 years to be part of the weird music scene. He's his own guy, and his mode of storytelling is far too surrealist to be obviously political. The closest thing is probably his opinion on the nuclear bomb, which isn't exactly a contemporary concern that dominates the headlines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:29 PM (NWM+b)

Lynch is very much into Buddhist stuff, and is apparently all in with how everything relates to everything else, with string theory and all that other stuff that makes my eyes glaze over...

But it makes sense to him, I guess.

Interesting fellow. An absolute artist, no doubt about that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:05 PM (oQ94s)

316 Know why wymyns of colour don't want to be electricians?
Their hair is already frizzy.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

317 You do know that you live in interesting time, no?
Think we've reached peak stupid? Cuz there's always more.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:03 PM (z79tQ)
--------
The National Stupid Reserve does not seem to be in danger of being depleted.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 05:05 PM (TsFZr)

318 @32 wrote - I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in
some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will
suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Hate to say it JJ but I fear you are going to be proven right. False flag operation to blame Trump supporters coming in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Will_in_CA at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (YA4S8)

319 Son started his geometry class today. I texted him and asked how it went. He said it made since.
LOL.
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (qHxux)
++++
I was a bad student for several years between junior high and early high school and got many bad grades. There is only bad grade I got that I truly earned, though (in the sense of it *not* being due to my laziness and indifference), and that was in geometry. I didn't get it and I don't get it. I am fine with math, but geometry flummoxes me. I have piss-poor spatial reasoning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (UZVEt)

320

139 hours until Biden's inauguration

Suck shit losers

Posted by: Trump lost hugely at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (f85eO)

321 Breaking news: sick sad troll continues to waste his sick sad life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (L2ZTs)

322

4 out of 5 doctors prefer ValuRite brand Ultra Covid, now with Kaboom sprinkles and hobo jizz frosting!

Posted by: Strong, Like Bill at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (WsmA9)

323 Brandy-tifa probably suffered a traumatic brain injury from that fall.

If it knocked out her previous indoctrination, her IQ probably doubled due to the brain injury.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (tkyK5)

324 315 Lynch is very much into Buddhist stuff, and is apparently all in with how everything relates to everything else, with string theory and all that other stuff that makes my eyes glaze over...

But it makes sense to him, I guess.

Interesting fellow. An absolute artist, no doubt about that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:05 PM (oQ94s)

========

He's no Michael Bay.

*looks of wistfully at giant explosions and extremely attractive women running around*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (NWM+b)

325 I saw someone pointing out that his earlobes switch from the "attached
at the bottom" ones to the unattached style at different appearances.
He's melting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 04:36 PM (r+sAi)

Well the fake one can hardly be more criminal than the original.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

326 Here's a good laugh. My wife thought that women wearing pearls was to mock Kammie, not celebrate her. I told her...honey no, these people have no sense of irony and are really that stupid.

Posted by: Farmer at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (55Qr6)

327 Grand theft, eh? How about treason?

The charge of Treason is reserved for when Trump tweets or gives a speech.

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (C+evo)

328 Another glorious day in Usastan.
United States of China.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (HaL55)

329 ....aaaaand I rest my case.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (TsFZr)

330 Grand theft, eh? How about treason?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (UZVEt)

Who would ever have thought that a man named Gang Chen could have ties to China?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (trdmm)

331 Wanna know how you know that trolls uncreative, boring and stupid? They miss opportunities to use words like "bigly" for additional effect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (UZVEt)

332 >>> 287 Joe Biden is an elegant man! An elegant man!!!
Posted by: Sean Penn is at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HI3xr)

Elegant Man was the worst They Might Be Giants song.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (w3rBT)

333 327 Grand theft, eh? How about treason?

The charge of Treason is reserved for when Trump tweets or gives a speech.
Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (C+evo)

=========

Jack saved Trump from treason! He should be lauded!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (NWM+b)

334 287 Joe Biden is an elegant man! An elegant man!!!
Posted by: Sean Penn is at January 14, 2021 05:01 PM (HI3xr)

Joe Biden is a nelegant man.

Posted by: m at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (YvIoE)

335 208 Willowed from last thread: Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times,
bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.
tubular

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (v3pYe)

336 It's possible somebody fooled them into the pearl necklace thing. They are not very bright after all.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (wgghp)

337 307
Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

But only the bakeries located on one-way streets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 05:04 PM (EGyGV)

LOL

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (BMmaB)

338 steevy, no doubt a ZZ Top fan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (L2ZTs)

339 Jewells, I am so glad that Shep's could use them. It makes me very happy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (LCHiX)

340
Nikki is wasting her time and money.
She will never be the nominee.
Posted by: redridinghood

She thinks that we have really short attention spans, and that all she'll need is to do a few more photo ops shooting black rifles while wearing heels (which she's done before, and we fell for it. Myself included.).

Plus, she's counting on KamelToe being so awful that she can waltz in as a savior in 4 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (EGyGV)

341
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 14, 2021 04:50PM (L8ADy)
**************
Lin Wood turned out to be a complete nut job and in my opinion ended up hurting Trump.
He sounded like he was the CEO of Qanon and people bought into his crap.

I've noticed his staunchest defenders that became vicious if you criticized him are MIA. Maybe they were sent to this site to sow discord. I don't know.

I do hope someone gathers up all his old tweets and saves them to remind us as a warning to never trust charlatans like him.

I feel sorry for Kyle Rittenhouse.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (NpAcC)

342 so, I just got kicked off of etsy. anyone else have this happen? very, odd ...generic message
Hello. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy.Unfortunately, after reviewing your account information, we have
determined that your business does not meet Etsy's Seller Policy. As a
result, your account has been permanently suspended."

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (AsMdZ)

343 AoSHQ: Come for the cutting and incisive commentary, stay for the tits and jokes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (UZVEt)

344 Funding is a hard game, and he doesn't seem all that interested in playing it.

His last movie, Inland Empire, was made piecemeal over a few years with the digital cameras of the early 00s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 04:57 PM (NWM+b)

And as furious as he was when the network made them "solve" Laura Palmer's death, he was apparently quite testy with Showtime trying to interfere with the making of the newer season.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (oQ94s)

345 208 Willowed from last thread: Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times,
bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

-------------

That would explain the inception of yeast infections.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (XiVKO)

346 336 It's possible somebody fooled them into the pearl necklace thing. They are not very bright after all.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (wgghp)

That does seem right up 4chan's alley, now that you mention it. I wouldn't be surprised if it originated with them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (H3MF8)

347 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.

Hah! Ultra-covid is no match for... ARCH-COVID!!!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (AID+J)

348 Here's a good laugh. My wife thought that women wearing pearls was to mock Kammie, not celebrate her.

Posted by: Farmer at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (55Qr6)

She wears pearls?...didn't notice.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (AwYPR)

349 Hate to say it JJ but I fear you are going to be proven right. False flag operation to blame Trump supporters coming in 3, 2, 1...
Posted by: Will_in_CA at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (YA4S

Either that or a false flag terrorist attack in Jesusland 'cause the rubes will rally 'round the flag! I'm leaning toward you, though, because it (a) would get rid of Biden and install Harris and (b) be the pretext to clamp down on political dissidents (who probably numerically are the majority) across the board. The lock downs were a dress rehearsal for something.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (puu6v)

350 Brandy-tifa probably suffered a traumatic brain injury from that fall.
.......

They could put her in a room with the guy the statue squashed.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

351 It's possible somebody fooled them into the pearl necklace thing. They are not very bright after all.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (wgghp)
++++
That is the kind of thing that the apex trolls at 4chan could come up with and pull off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (UZVEt)

352 Because of the Ayn Rand inspiration behind it. Quite a thing to say about a band with a member whose parents were in Nazi concentration camps.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 05:02 PM (xPl2J)

Yep. Repugnant and unbelievable. I was watching one of those classic records documentaries about 2112.

Again, nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (9AFWN)

353 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.

Hah! Ultra-covid is no match for... ARCH-COVID!!!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse

Godzirra Covid!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (BJLVZ)

354 346 336 It's possible somebody fooled them into the pearl necklace thing. They are not very bright after all.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:07 PM (wgghp)

That does seem right up 4chan's alley, now that you mention it. I wouldn't be surprised if it originated with them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM (H3MF

If so, it never will be admitted. Their stupidity is only exceeded by their hubris.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (puu6v)

355 Federal law enforcement sources believe the attack on the U.S. Capitol Building was planned in advance after noting military-like "small unit tactics" being employed during the assault, according to reports Thursday.

If accurate, it could mean the incursion into the Capitol was not the result of a demonstration by supporters of President Donald Trump simply gone awry, or that those who planned it even backed the president.

There is gonna have to be a boatload of apologies

Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (3aI0K)

356 What comes after Super Covid is not Ultra Covid but rather Super Duper Covid. Ultra Covid comes after that.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)

357 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)

358 The donks are gonna try to drag Biden's corps along for 2 years at least... that way they can still elect Harris twice maxing her at 10 years.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (saZtE)

359 307
Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

Ancient recipes across the arc of time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

360 Godzirra Covid!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (BJLVZ)

Call Gamera Covid! Gamera Covid is friend to all children.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 14, 2021 05:12 PM (AID+J)

361 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)
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Script, not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 14, 2021 05:12 PM (TsFZr)

362 357 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)

I like it a lot, Weirding Module and all.

It's a valiant attempt to condense a very long, complex novel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:12 PM (ifmtJ)

363 The donks are gonna try to drag Biden's corps along for 2 years at least... that way they can still elect Harris twice maxing her at 10 years.
Posted by: Inogame

Chyna won't want that dumb bint for 10 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (BJLVZ)

364 so, I just got kicked off of etsy
What were you selling?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (r+sAi)

365 357 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)

=========

I love the physical universe he created, but the story is a pastiche of events from the book with little to no connective tissue between them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (NWM+b)

366 -
What's the term for taking delight in others' misfortune??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2021 04:21 PM
--

Marquis de Sade 'n Freud

Posted by: irright at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (SchQD)

367 353 Funny you mention that. Comet( a science fiction channel) showed Godzilla movies and ran ads warning the audience " no large gatherings " and pictured Godzilla wearing a mask....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (wgghp)

368 Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM (AsMdZ)

Did you just try to open an account with them or did you already have one and they sent you this message?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)

369 No way Biden gets hurt. Progs only need some car fires and bad words..Pretext people, pretext, it's all scripted. Where the hell is your cynacism?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (4vNgL)

370 so, I just got kicked off of etsy. anyone else have this happen? very, odd ...generic message
Hello. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy.Unfortunately, after reviewing your account information, we have
determined that your business does not meet Etsy's Seller Policy. As a
result, your account has been permanently suspended."

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM

I imagine they're cleansing the site of all vendors with any hint of right-leaning products, esp if it names Trump. What were you selling?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (2k7BX)

371 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.

Everyone dunks on Lynch's Dune, but my experience watching it wasn't bad. It was really confusing, but I felt it succeeded in creating a sense that the world he was showing was a believable place, with rules and history behind it.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (AID+J)

372 so, I just got kicked off of etsy
What were you selling?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

What are you buying?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (BJLVZ)

373

What this country needs is an infestation of Shoijin...

Posted by: Strong, Like Bill at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (WsmA9)

374 365 Shields were done badly and wonky. There was no need for anything but maybe a little distortion around them...And the weirding modules...sig..

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (wgghp)

375 NOOD Fox sucks

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (OUMaO)

376 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)
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They phoned in the last battle scene. I think they contracted out the special effects to a High School AV club. Otherwise I liked it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq)

377

Shobijin

Posted by: Strong, Like Bill at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (WsmA9)

378 What comes after Super Covid is not Ultra Covid but rather Super Duper Covid. Ultra Covid comes after that.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (axyOa)

379 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)

I liked the Sy Fy version. Sure - it was no Prometheus, but what is ?

Posted by: Pierre at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (EjQ00)

380 @32 wrote - I fully expect the Deep State already has Lee Harvey You-Know-Who in
some book suppository ready to go. No matter what happens, they will
suspend habeas corpus, declare martial law and then the fun begins.

Yeah, they are gonna shove it up our butts !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (M+Lyo)

381 372 so, I just got kicked off of etsy
What were you selling?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

What are you buying?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (BJLVZ)

So, I'm not the only one who heard the voice of the merchant from Resident Evil 4, there...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (H3MF8)

382 So we had covid, now we have super-covid (I think epidemiologists identify it by its cape), but I am going to wait until Ultra-covid comes out to get it.

Hah! Ultra-covid is no match for... ARCH-COVID!!!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse

Godzirra Covid!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2021 05:10 PM (BJLVZ)
**********
COVID is the gift that keeps on giving for the Dems.
Every election cycle we'll have COVID scares so they can push for absentee and mail-in voting.
It's never going away... too valuable as a political weapon for the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (NpAcC)

383 376 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)
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They phoned in the last battle scene. I think they contracted out the special effects to a High School AV club. Otherwise I liked it.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq)

=========

They literally ran out of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (NWM+b)

384 (f85eO)

And what did you win? Nothing. You've perpetuated and solidified the rule of a criminal syndicate that cares nothing for your desires.

You can still lose when "your side" wins, and you're going to. Then they'll tell you to blame the mean nasty Republicans, or whoever the next scapegoat is, while they continue to fail to deliver for you, despite having an absolute lock on power. You will, because you have the intellectual capacity of a particularly retarded cactus, and never analyze results, or anything beyond first impressions and knee-jerk emotional impulse.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (pcnYw)

385 The sy fy version I have on DVD. There was some good there but I did not like the casting or some of the costumes.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (wgghp)

386 What comes after Super Covid is not Ultra Covid but rather Super Duper Covid. Ultra Covid comes after that.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (2DOZq)

In a breach of protocol, I think we're going straight to triple-dog COVID.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (9AFWN)

387 156 Liz Cheney sounds, I don't know, stupid?

There's not the hint of a wisp of a suggestion of a "constitutional" crisis of any kind, apart from the failure of that entire system WRT contested presidential elections (i.e., the challenges were basically not even considered seriously).

50 idiots wilding after inexplicably given entry by the Cap Police isn't an "issue" of any kind, other than the incompetence of the police, and criminal liability of the knuckleheads who did anything illegal (probably a small % of those in the building).

"Conscience". What an idiot.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2021 04:43 PM (OTzUX)

Let's face it, if her name were Liz Johnson she'd be working at the Waffle House in Laramie. Which she will likely be doing in 2023.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (BMmaB)

388 Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 14, 2021 05:08 PM

Email me please. just my nic at yahoo.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (nxdel)

389 The donks are gonna try to drag Biden's corps along for 2 years at least... that way they can still elect Harris twice maxing her at 10 years.

Never happen. They would appoint Hillary to be VP and within a week Harris would have hanged herself.

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (C+evo)

390 379 Lynch's Dune had some strong points. The casting I thought was very good. Costume and set design.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (wgghp)

I liked the Sy Fy version. Sure - it was no Prometheus, but what is ?
Posted by: Pierre at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (EjQ00)

Ghost Ship?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (ifmtJ)

391 But I haven't watched it since it originally aired...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (wgghp)

392 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times, bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

One loaf enters, zero loaves leave.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (P1f+c)

393 whoo! appearing disappearing nood!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (trdmm)

394 Scott Adams, today, recommended the best strategy for the Republicans to use right now. If they had a spine, they would follow this advice.

Briefly: the Democrats have taught us the New Rules for What Is Important. Start applying those New Rules loudly and aggressively. Trump was impeached for inciting violence? Fine: time to impeach Kamala Harris for fanning the flames of riots over the summer. Time to impeach every politician who fanned the flames. Wokeness and race are super important? Time to fire Pelosi because she's white; get a BIPOC Speaker of the House right now! In fact, don't do any of the business of government because Wokeness is more important than anything else!

This link has a time cue to start right at the best part. Also I like to watch Scott Adams at 200% speed but I can't make the link do that.

https://youtu.be/k-s2KiBgoCg?t=2126

Posted by: mr_jack at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (M59SC)

395 In a breach of protocol, I think we're going straight to triple-dog COVID.
Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (9AFWN)

Laughed out loud at that one.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (AID+J)

396 Kamala, after the fall.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (03n3v)

397 Yes, I believe Lynch was vastly over budget. That was a Dino DeLaurentis production

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (wgghp)

398 COVID is the gift that keeps on giving for the Dems.

If they called CoViD for what it is, martial law, it would have received a different response.

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (C+evo)

399 Every Doomsday Machine needs a diode.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

400 350 Brandy-tifa probably suffered a traumatic brain injury from that fall.
.......

They could put her in a room with the guy the statue squashed.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 05:09 PM

I was thinking Brain-dead Brandy was now smart enough to replace Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (tkyK5)

401 Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:05 PM (oQ94s)

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He's no Michael Bay.

*looks of wistfully at giant explosions and extremely attractive women running around*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:06 PM (NWM+b)

Just once I'd like to hear Megan Fox recite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmSskYelIlY

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (oQ94s)

402 MMT works only with functioning economies. China does not want our impoverishment.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (4vNgL)

403 >>One loaf enters, zero loaves leave.

None Loaf Shall Pass

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (LZdcr)

404 I like to imagine what would happen if the Emperor accepted Paul's offer and had his forces stand aside while the Fremen destroyed the Harkonnens...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (wgghp)

405 Sean Penn has a perfect face for 12 guage!

Posted by: Madashellandreadytoroll at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (wAbzg)

406 The boils and guy flying around insanely laughing did a good job establishing whatever evil they were trying to establish. For me anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (2DOZq)

407 I wonder if the ladies used butter on the loaf for lubrication?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

408 I actually had all the Dune action figures. Including Baron Harkonnen....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (wgghp)

409 That was a Dino DeLaurentis production
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (wgghp)

Flash! Ah-hhhhh. Savior of the universe!

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (9AFWN)

410 Another Steve Inman vid, entitled "Nancy Pelosi's Laptop". Wrong on multiple levels, enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/NPLaptop

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

411 I dngaf what happens to joe bribem or camela. They can both die of ass cancer i do not care. Fuckem.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (0OmEj)

412 And all the sailors say 'Brandy, you're a dumb girl, you're so fine on your knees.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (em79L)

413 Sean Penn has a perfect face for 12 guage!

I don't know what prompted this but I have to nod in agreement.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

414 I had been selling there for 6 + months. no complaints. The timing and generic message is what got me. but, there is a chance what I was selling might have been the issue, but I see tons of other folks selling the exact same thing....just something to keep an eye out on. Not that there is a thing we could do about it

Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (AsMdZ)

415 AND 3/4 of the states to sign-on - which even in the unlikely event it gets through CONgress there is no way 38-states are going to sign-on to being dictated to by NYC and LaLaLand
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 14, 2021 04:41 PM (YiTfq)

They just got away from the most blatant voter fraud in history. This will be a piece of cake for them. All 57 states will give their okey dokey to this.

Either that or they'll just deem it passed. The Constitution is no longer the law of the land.

Posted by: Justsayin' at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (Fs5vw)

416 Mary Poppins mentioned that in ancient times,
bakers would make special loaves for women to use as diodes.

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Until there was a flour shortage. Then you could only get them on alternating days.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)

417 I see a guy wipe out and go, "Ha ha what an idiot."
I see a woman wipe out -- I don't care if she's old/young, fat/thin, pretty/feminist -- and I think, "Oh bless her heart! What jerk made a gif/video of that?"

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (0V/8D)

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