Quarantine Cafe: Your Mouth Says "Wednesday" but Your Eyes Say "Friday" Edition

Man I'm tired.


Posted by: Ace at 08:11 PM




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1 Bad week

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:11 PM (ONvIw)

2 For no particular reason...
TRUSTcompany - Downfall

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_0m5OkyN4

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:11 PM (4Yddh)

3 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 08:12 PM (Rvt88)

4 Yikes

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 08:12 PM (Sq5xa)

5 Top five?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 08:12 PM (+2xjH)

6 I almost bought a rundown hunting lodge/heated shack then saw pictures of many black bears. Kids said they'd never come. Bears safer than donks. Imo

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:13 PM (ONvIw)

7 In Russia Excavator wins.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 13, 2021 08:14 PM (z985I)

8 Wait you mean it isn't Friday?
Not sure I can handle another day before the weekend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:14 PM (87oRe)

9 Little shark had a brainstorm. No more green needles.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:15 PM (oQ94s)

10 The sorcery is bs, close your eyes it will still talk

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)

11 We didn't even get bats.

#WorstWednesday

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:16 PM (Ojki1)

12 That green needle vid is definitely sorcery.

Devil woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:16 PM (fqVfv)

13 Those crazy ruskies!

Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2021 08:16 PM (SWbVS)

14
That's your typical peaceful, reconciliatory discussion in Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:17 PM (mht8P)

15 Hey everybody!
I watched the Rita video.

Guppy = you
Shark = deep state

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

16
So, Trump is impeached every time he tries to get to the bottom of the Democrats crimes. Something like that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (mht8P)

17 Also what's new in the news?

I hear Nancy Pelosi got really busy and impeached the entire Supreme Court!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

18 There is always a bigger fish

Posted by: FtWorthMike at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (wW4CR)

19 10 The sorcery is bs, close your eyes it will still talk
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)


I know there is a term for this tie between reading something and hearing it but it's still a strange thing.

If you close your eyes and think of either word, that's what you will hear.

Now close your eyes and think 'Vespa' and see what happens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:19 PM (fqVfv)

20 The fish video made me jump.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 08:19 PM (gohdN)

21 Anyway, I'm going to turn in early. I'm sleeping poorly with no dog in the house. It sucks. I applied for several rescues and I have heard nothing. Maybe they want families. Who knows. I'll try breeders

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:19 PM (ONvIw)

22 This house sho gone crazy.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:20 PM (ZfRYq)

23 Big Shark has HAD IT with that damn Baby Shark song!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)

24 Sorcery!

I heard 'Yanny."



In a green dress.

Posted by: mindful webworker
click for new webwork
at January 13, 2021 08:21 PM (Vddbf)

25 Top 10? For a shitty retired AG?

Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 13, 2021 08:21 PM (Tc2CN)

26 19 I looked at a different book instead of the screen, it kept playing. Besides, it can't know that.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:22 PM (ONvIw)

27 I really, really want to be a heavy equipment operator when I grow up.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 13, 2021 08:22 PM (1uBGK)

28 Tiny Shark: Ha! Fuck you, bitch!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)

29 I'm starting to suspect (well, not starting) that the BBC is rolling out the classic Doctor Who Blu Ray sets so slowly as they are trying to force people to watch the Modern Not Who they are pushing.

Which makes them double bastards.

Don't even have an R1 release date for the next John Pertwee set yet. Bastards. Again.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (Ojki1)

30 25 You were lawless, Barr. Go choke on a sausage

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (ONvIw)

31 Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (SWbVS)

32 ace, go easy on the fapping if you are tired

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (nUhF0)

33 Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)

Thanks for the earworm, Jimbo
(sends the stinkeye through the covered-up camera)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (4Yddh)

34
I heard "Paul is dead".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (mht8P)

35 I hope the woman inviting the bears has no pets. They are strong and fast and will carry off from dogs to hogs.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (9UmRs)

36 Now close your eyes and think 'Vespa' and see what happens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:19 PM (fqVfv)

I got brainstorm. Again.

There's a theory about people who hear voices, that at least for SOME of them, it's the lack of clarity they have when they interpret the thought in their head, and what their ears are "hearing."

Lots of people doing research on this, and most of the brain activity research is wholly inconclusive. But other studies having been done sometimes even decades ago, indicate there are likely some very mundane explanations why people hear voices.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (oQ94s)

37 17 Also what's new in the news?

I hear Nancy Pelosi got really busy and impeached the entire Supreme Court!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

I'd support that. They failed their job of protecting the Constitution, so there is no use for them. Any of them.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (Ojki1)

38 Why am I hearing "Green Storm" ?

Posted by: Observer at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (C+evo)

39 I hear Brain Needle or Gray Needle.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (L8ADy)

40 What were the actual "particulars" of the "impeachment"?

The first impeachment was absurd, frivolous, and trivialized the remaining scraps of the constitution.

This one's gotta be even more ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

41 Night CN.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (lmikk)

42 Okay that time i heard 'brain needle".

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (Eicbe)

43 OK, who else through the Koala was going to pinch-out a loaf at 0:16 in that video?

Only me?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (4Yddh)

44 32 ace, go easy on the fapping if you are tired
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (nUhF0)

Remember to hydrate and pace yourself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (lmikk)

45 The Bon Jovi bgm really makes the trash panda cut.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (W+kMI)

46 Your Mouth Says "Wednesday"

Only on that particular day.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (W4eKo)

47 43 OK, who else through the Koala was going to pinch-out a loaf at 0:16 in that video?

Only me?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (4Yddh)

*Under table fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (lmikk)

48 The car video... Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (5XK0y)

49 I feel like that nurse shark.
But I don't think I'll get away.

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (Rbu5d)

50 Rita is clearly inciting an insurrection. Terminate her twitter immediately.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (QYoFn)

51 So, Trump is impeached every time he tries to get to the bottom of the Democrats crimes. Something like that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (mht8P)


Hadrian gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (87oRe)

52 The article was incitement of insurrection

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)

53 >What were the actual "particulars" of the "impeachment"?<
Pointing out Democrat Election Fraud.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (l3+k2)

54 Trash Panda would be a great name for a band. I saw Trash Panda open for ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (WqPYg)

55 No moar twitter please.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (0jT23)

56 I'm starting to suspect (well, not starting) that the BBC is rolling out
the classic Doctor Who Blu Ray sets so slowly as they are trying to
force people to watch the Modern Not Who they are pushing.


I've heard they're inserting Jodie Who characters (mainly her Master) in some of the old episodes in an effort to validate the new series.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (kOpft)

57 I hate myself for liking that Bon Jovi song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (lmikk)

58 Top 30

Posted by: Don at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (mwDnq)

59 Sorcery!

I heard 'Yanny."



In a green dress.
Posted by: mindful webworker
click for new webwork
at January 13, 2021 08:21 PM (Vddbf)

I heard "Amanda Knox was guilty!"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (oQ94s)

60 40. Trump incited an armed insurrection.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 08:27 PM (2gnOQ)

61 31 Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (SWbVS)

Unless it lives in a sexless marriage with a woman and her son, and then suddenly this doesn't apply.

Seriously Dark Fate is garbage for so many reasons that taking out John Conner doesn't even rate- and frankly was the one potential building spot they had in the whole movie to make it different than all the other sequels -which in fairness outside #2 also sucked.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (Ojki1)

62 > ace, go easy on the fapping if you are tired
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (nUhF0)


I don't understand these words in that order.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (xHMzs)

63 Feels very 3rd world here. Big windstorm, lots without power or web. We are out at my mil's and their whole town is dark. We brought out a generator for long term loan. Sitting in the candlelight while my country is in free fall is a strange sensation. They'd be really hard up without certain gas appliances, ones our "betters" would surely like to ban.

Posted by: funsize at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (ox5kk)

64 So, Trump is impeached every time he tries to get to the bottom of the Democrats crimes. Something like that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (mht8P)

Apparently that Trump fellow believes in equal justice for all, not apportioned "justice" administered by the elect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (87oRe)

65 Lots of people doing research on this, and most of the brain activity research is wholly inconclusive. But other studies having been done sometimes even decades ago, indicate there are likely some very mundane explanations why people hear voices.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (oQ94s)


I have one of those white noise generator thingies. It's got a bunch of really dumb settings - it's supposed to generate them as opposed to being on a loop. Anyway, if I turn on just the white noise, sometimes I start to hear all kinds of stuff in it. Drum beats, little tunes, squeaking in patterns, words, over and over. If I turn my head just a little, it turns into something else. Really weird. Sometimes I have to change the frequency of the noise to make it go away. I'm sure the brain works overtime to pick out recognizable bits of anything, and then make sense out of it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (L8ADy)

66 This is really disturbing. Mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, and the reservoir road was as busy - busier - than it used to be on a weekend. Mostly walkers, some bikers, some runners. I was one of two skaters. WTF?

Place used to be deserted during the week. Only firefighters or some military doing runs. It was a beautiful mid-70s day, but that describes about 95% of the days since ..... well, hard to remember. October, anyway.

Probably weird lockdown dynamics and patterns.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

67 11 We didn't even get bats.

#WorstWednesday
========
It's time for some bat burritos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuvaos1WHTk

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 08:29 PM (W+kMI)

68 Ace make sure your Fitbit is on your capping wrist. Really drives up your numbers.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

69 Fapping not capping.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (ZfRYq)

70 Green Needle got stuck in my brain after I thought about it as I read brainstorm. Now even if I read brainstorm I hear green needle.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

71 What were the actual "particulars" of the "impeachment"?

The first impeachment was absurd, frivolous, and trivialized the remaining scraps of the constitution.

This one's gotta be even more ridiculous.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

If it wasn't a big enough joke the first time, to have a gay murderer of male black prostitutes in charge of the thing, this time they have a guy who is LITERALLY sleeping with Chinese spies running the thing.

The upside down word, it is to laugh.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (oQ94s)

72 Seriously Dark Fate is garbage for so many reasons that taking out John Conner doesn't even rate- and frankly was the one potential building spot they had in the whole movie to make it different than all the other sequels -which in fairness outside #2 also sucked.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (Ojki1)

Salvation tried something different: just not very well.

I rewatched the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The show had promise- as so many do. Looking at you Space: Above and Beyond.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (lmikk)

73 Wait you mean it isn't Friday?
Not sure I can handle another day before the weekend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

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It has always been Friday in Eastasia, comrade!

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

74 OK, who else through the Koala was going to pinch-out a loaf at 0:16 in that video?

Only me?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:25 PM (4Yddh)



No.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (p+yBQ)

75 What were the actual "particulars" of the "impeachment"?
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Inciting an insurrection something something. No one seems to have a clip of him saying they should storm the capital and over throw the government though. If there were actual evidence they would be showing it non stop in a loop...
Plus the storming started while he was still speaking from what I understand .

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (UUBmN)

76 In the koala video, if the boy at :30 is standard issue for Australia now, they are in trouble.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (QYoFn)

77 Those first two vids are great,

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

78 Majorie Taylor has bigger balls than Dan Crenshaw.

She's filing impeachment articles tomorrow for Biden.

I like this woman. Lots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (fqVfv)

79 Every thread's a movie thread!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

80 I only hear Green New Deal!

Posted by: AOC at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (r+sAi)

81 Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage shotguns? is it a decent brand?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (946rW)

82
I have one of those white noise generator thingies. It's got a bunch of really dumb settings - it's supposed to generate them as opposed to being on a loop. Anyway, if I turn on just the white noise, sometimes I start to hear all kinds of stuff in it. Drum beats, little tunes, squeaking in patterns, words, over and over. If I turn my head just a little, it turns into something else. Really weird. Sometimes I have to change the frequency of the noise to make it go away. I'm sure the brain works overtime to pick out recognizable bits of anything, and then make sense out of it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (L8ADy)

When the steroids I was jacked up on in the hospital sent me manic I started hearing things.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (Ojki1)

83 61
3 days 12 hours 31 minutes
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (W+kMI)

84 Thanks, Jen. Well that's idiotic, of course.

Why not accuse him of personally traveling to Mars and back on taxpayer funds without proper appropriations?

"Armed"? With signs, and smart phones?

Again, when the perps are tried or plead, let's see each one's personal political resume and background. I mean those who actually did anything other be where they weren't supposed to be, by some definitions of "weren't supposed to be".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (OTzUX)

85 Green Needle got stuck in my brain after I thought about it as I read brainstorm. Now even if I read brainstorm I hear green needle.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (2DOZq)


All I hear os "Storm the capitol, take no prisoners"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 08:32 PM (QYoFn)

86 The upside down word, it is to laugh.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (oQ94s)


Laugh while you can comrade, you have no idea what vw haff in store for you kulaks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:32 PM (87oRe)

87 They are strong and fast and will carry off from dogs to hogs.

"From Dogs to Hogs" is the working title of my documentary that follows ten below-average young women who are transitioning from high school life to the real world.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 08:32 PM (YYlyE)

88 There's a theory about people who hear voices, that
at least for SOME of them, it's the lack of clarity they have when they
interpret the thought in their head, and what their ears are "hearing."




Lots of people doing research on this, and most of the brain
activity research is wholly inconclusive. But other studies having been
done sometimes even decades ago, indicate there are likely some very
mundane explanations why people hear voices.
Posted by: BurtTC

Burt - you're referring to apophenia and auditory pareidolia.
Read this article: https://tinyurl.com/yxc8ehwh

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (KAi1n)

89 I still hear brain needle. I think something is wrong with me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ti1eN)

90 Burt - you're referring to apophenia and auditory pareidolia.
Read this article: https://tinyurl.com/yxc8ehwh

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (KAi1n)

91 I hope Greene files impeachment articles against Biden weekly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (fqVfv)

92 How nice it is to have a place to say... I fucking love those first two videos! Can't believe bears would get the same joy (and hilarity) out of a hammock that we do.

Posted by: Parler.com - Follow Us On Twitter! at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (CTJwJ)

93 Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:24 PM (oQ94s)

I have one of those white noise generator thingies. It's got a bunch of really dumb settings - it's supposed to generate them as opposed to being on a loop. Anyway, if I turn on just the white noise, sometimes I start to hear all kinds of stuff in it. Drum beats, little tunes, squeaking in patterns, words, over and over. If I turn my head just a little, it turns into something else. Really weird. Sometimes I have to change the frequency of the noise to make it go away. I'm sure the brain works overtime to pick out recognizable bits of anything, and then make sense out of it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (L8ADy)

Yup. That's a huge part of it, and the difference between the person who is "insane" and the person who is not is that one knows the difference.

Incidentally, there is some research that specifically uses white noise machines to try to discern some of these differences.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (oQ94s)

94 All it says is "green needle." "Brainstorm" is bullshit, Bob.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (sWM8x)

95 73
I rewatched the Sarah Connor Chronicles. The show had promise- as so many do. Looking at you Space: Above and Beyond.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:30 PM (lmikk)

I liked the first couple episodes I watched but decided getting to involved was pointless as it was a Sci-Fi show on Fox, and so it's doom was certain they day they signed the project for their network.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ojki1)

96 Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage Stevens shotguns? is it a decent brand?


That is what I get for typing while drinking.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (946rW)

97 I want to Marjorie Greene's babies.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

98 A lot of commenters in the last thread were pondering the impact of the "new congress being sworn in" on today's impeachment vote and McConnell's recent douchebaggery.

Hate to break it to you all but the 117th Congress's members were voted in on 11/3/2020 and sworn in on 1/3/2021.

Just an FYI.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (tcOe2)

99 On Jake Tapper. 'Because his gaytard friends are in love with the wrinkles of his asshole'....poetry ace. Pure poetry.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (Dz5W3)

100 Probably someone's mentioned this before but I just read Huckabee is now bashing the president. And of course minority leader McCarthy. Who else of note? I thought I would see what they were saying on Gab. I waited 5 minutes for them to approve my browser or what ever that shit is at the beginning and finally gave up. So I guess that site is over as well.

Posted by: AnnaS at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (l4l/z)

101 I liked the first couple episodes I watched but decided getting to involved was pointless as it was a Sci-Fi show on Fox, and so it's doom was certain they day they signed the project for their network.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ojki1)

Even more pointless is a Sci-Fi show on SYFY.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (Ti1eN)

102 Feels very 3rd world here. Big windstorm, lots without power or web. We are out at my mil's and their whole town is dark. We brought out a generator for long term loan. Sitting in the candlelight while my country is in free fall is a strange sensation. They'd be really hard up without certain gas appliances, ones our "betters" would surely like to ban.

Posted by: funsize

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They're gonna put you'all back in caves.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

103 Burt - you're referring to apophenia and auditory pareidolia.
Read this article: https://tinyurl.com/yxc8ehwh
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (KAi1n)


No!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (oQ94s)

104 I liked the first couple episodes I watched but decided getting to involved was pointless as it was a Sci-Fi show on Fox, and so it's doom was certain they day they signed the project for their network.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ojki1)

And hired Summer Glau. They were playing russian roulette with a 1911.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (lmikk)

105 So, Trump is impeached every time he tries to get to the bottom of the Democrats crimes. Something like that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2021 08:18 PM (mht8P)

Come on, its the first time the dems have been consistant.

They tried to impeach him the very first week he was in office.

All the way to the last week.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

106 Man I'm tired.
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Twelve schnitzengruben is my limit too, Ace.
.
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BTW, my initial typo of 'scnittzegrubers' gave 'moneygrubbers' as its spellchecker autocorrection. Don't tell CBD!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 08:36 PM (ab0zp)

107 ..Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage shotguns? is it a decent brand?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (946rW)


Savage makes good guns, all across the line. Their pump shotguns might not run as smoothly as a well broken in Remington 870, but y'know what? They work and they'll keep working, long as you want. Buy with confidence!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:36 PM (QzJWU)

108 Winner of the Most Insane Headline of 2021:

"Trump Administration Executes Only Woman On Federal Death Row"

https://tinyurl.com/y5fa4q8x

Before looking, guess the outlet.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (QqhVI)

109 Come to mommy, all caps boy.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (W4eKo)

110 Now I can't hear 'green needle'. I swear I heard it the first time. I'm a brainstorm guy, I guess.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (vOGqy)

111 Burt - you're referring to apophenia and auditory pareidolia.
Read this article: https://tinyurl.com/yxc8ehwh
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (KAi1n)

No!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (oQ94s)

But seriously, yes, they have conducted some studies on folks who are deaf, and I don't remember the results or anything, just that it was very eye opening (badum bum) how some of the deaf folks "hear" voices, and some of the similarities to hearing folks who experience what the psycho world calls hearing voices.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (oQ94s)

112 Before looking, guess the outlet.

Star Tribune

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (YYlyE)

113 Probably someone's mentioned this before but I just read Huckabee is now bashing the president. And of course minority leader McCarthy.
Posted by: AnnaS at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (l4l/z)

Crapping all over a guy who got millions more legal votes from living, breathing, sentient, adult, human US Citizens than any other candidate for POTUS in history.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works for them.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (4Yddh)

114 Trump impeached with no due process. Apparently none of these people ever watched A Man for All Seasons.

Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (qHxux)

115 Yup. That's a huge part of it, and the difference between the person who is "insane" and the person who is not is that one knows the difference.

Incidentally, there is some research that specifically uses white noise machines to try to discern some of these differences.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (oQ94s)


Yup, I definitely know that no matter what I'm hearing a little black box on my nightstand say, it's not real. It can't tell me what to do.

The dog on the other hand...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (L8ADy)

116 I want to Marjorie Greene's babies.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)
is this a mad lib?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (xPl2J)

117 Winner of the Most Insane Headline of 2021:

"Trump Administration Executes Only Woman On Federal Death Row"
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Trump kills all the women on death row!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)

118 Winner of the Most Insane Headline of 2021:

"Trump Administration Executes Only Woman On Federal Death Row"


True insanity is what the woman did to earn her seat.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (vOGqy)

119 I heard brainstorm the first time I read it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (2DOZq)

120 82 Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage shotguns? is it a decent brand?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (946rW)

I know their double barrels are Joe lunch bucket, but reliable.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:39 PM (9UmRs)

121 Picked up 1500 rnds of 22 lr in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:39 PM (Dz5W3)

122 Savage/Stevens. Same company, and has been for a long, long time now. Decades.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (QzJWU)

123 About 20 years ago I was teaching myself Japanese. There was a channel here in S.F. - 26 - that carried foreign language programming. Japanese game shows would come on at 10pm so I'd watch them. Aside from the language, the shows were a blast. Anyway, from 9:30 to 10 would be a Chinese language show (Mandarin or Cantonese I don't remember) and I'd catch the last few minutes. When I was stoned, my brain would try to interpret the Chinese as English, no matter how messed up the syntax came out. However, my brain did not do that when the Japanese came on. I could barely follow some of what was being said, but I easily recognized it as Japanese and not English, so my brain never tried to hear it as English. Being stoned actually helped a bit because it shifted my mental orientation from trying to understand everything as I hear it to just listening to the cadence, the syllables and words as sounds, the flow of the sentences, etc., more like how toddlers learn.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (KAi1n)

124 Trump kills all the women on death row!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)


Oh, Lin-duh, most excellent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (87oRe)

125 99 I want to Marjorie Greene's babies.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

Has this been discussed with sra. blaster?

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (9UmRs)

126 Picked up 1500 rnds of 22 lr in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:39 PM (Dz5W

How did you drop 1500 rounds in a parking lot?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

127 I liked the first couple episodes I watched but decided getting to involved was pointless as it was a Sci-Fi show on Fox, and so it's doom was certain they day they signed the project for their network.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (Ojki1)

And hired Summer Glau. They were playing russian roulette with a 1911.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:35 PM (lmikk)

What's wrong with Summer Glau?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (oQ94s)

128 What were the actual "particulars" of the "impeachment"?

-----

-----

Inciting an insurrection something something. No one seems to have a
clip of him saying they should storm the capital and over throw the
government though. If there were actual evidence they would be showing
it non stop in a loop...

Plus the storming started while he was still speaking from what I understand.


Posted by: lin-duh---Evidence? We don't need no stinkin' evidences to convict ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

129 Bears are cute, but hammock could strangle one of them. Trying to think of a safer bear toy. Maybe a big barrel.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (qpX6U)

130 "Trump Administration Executes Only Woman On Federal Death Row"

https://tinyurl.com/y5fa4q8x

Before looking, guess the outlet.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 08:37 PM (QqhVI)
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It's funny because they don't think there is a disparate impact with there only being a single woman of death row.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (Eicbe)

131 Ok, now I can hear whichever phrase I want, no matter which one I'm reading.

That is the freakiest "aural illusion" (if there is such a thing) and I can't believe someone came up with it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (vOGqy)

132 128 Picked up 1500 rnds of 22 lr in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:39 PM (Dz5W

How did you drop 1500 rounds in a parking lot?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

Nice one. I was going to ask if they are paying in ammo now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (lmikk)

133 Trump kills all the women on death row!!!!11!!!!

Not all of them. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (W4eKo)

134 I was sending an e-mail to my boss and a bunch of other people of some video I had taken with a FLIR camera. The Subject was "FLIR Videos". Well I hit send and it goes through spell check and I usually just hit everything because I can't type and there's usually a bunch of misspellings.

Luckily before the end I finally noticed that it had changed every FLIR to FLIRT.
I fixed it before it was sent, but I almost sent my boss an email titled FLIRT Videos.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (Ti1eN)

135 Savage makes good guns, all across the line. Their pump shotguns
might not run as smoothly as a well broken in Remington 870, but y'know
what? They work and they'll keep working, long as you want. Buy with
confidence!



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by:Jim at January 13, 2021 08:36 PM (QzJWU)
Sorry Jim I mistyped. I was looking at a Savage that was out of stock and I saw a Stevens that was in-stock. The Stevens is what I meant to ask about. Do you know anything about those? The price seems to indicate lack of quality but with the dearth of supply I did not want to reject it out of hand.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (946rW)

136 .Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage shotguns? is it a decent brand?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:31 PM (946rW)

Savage makes good guns, all across the line. Their pump shotguns might not run as smoothly as a well broken in Remington 870, but y'know what? They work and they'll keep working, long as you want. Buy with confidence!

JimSunk New Dawn Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:36 PM (QzJWU)


Check YT for video reviews, I like this guy a lot, he's been at it for a long time. He's honest, straightforward and of course, an amazing shot.

https://youtu.be/ClfeLe9pZQ0

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (L8ADy)

137 I sold 1500 rds of .22 to a guy in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.

Posted by: Undercover Fed at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

138 Space Force's permanent headquarters will be at Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville, AL.

Well alrighty, then.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (sWM8x)

139 What's wrong with Summer Glau?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (oQ94s)

Nothing. But she is the Kiss of Death for pretty much every single show she has ever been on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (lmikk)

140

Marjorie Taylor Greene made the announcement tonight on Greg Kelly Reports.

Rep. Greene told Greg Kelly, "We cannot have a President of the United States that is willing to abuse the power of the office of the presidency and be easily bought off by foreign government, Chinese energy companies, Ukrainian energy companies. So on January 21st I will be filing articles of impeachment on Joe Biden."

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (Zjfcz)

141 Sorry Jim I mistyped. I was looking at a Savage that was out of stock and I saw a Stevens that was in-stock. The Stevens is what I meant to ask about. Do you know anything about those? The price seems to indicate lack of quality but with the dearth of supply I did not want to reject it out of hand.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (946rW)


Stevens/Savage.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (L8ADy)

142 I heard "buy ammo"

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (MVjcR)

143 139 I sold 1500 rds of .22 to a guy in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.
Posted by: Undercover Fed at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z)

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (lmikk)

144 140 Space Force's permanent headquarters will be at Redstone Arsenal in Huntsville, AL.

Well alrighty, then.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (sWM8x)


Redstone Arsenal. Cool place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (fqVfv)

145 How did you drop 1500 rounds in a parking lot?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

It was quite a mess. I said to him "count the money" he said "count the rounds". We got along.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (Dz5W3)

146 Hey does anyone have any experience with Savage Stevens shotguns? is it a decent brand?


That is what I get for typing while drinking.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (946rW)---we have a couple of really old ones: fire w*rkmanship on them.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (Lcq0D)

147 I love it when sharks attack other sharks.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (em79L)

148 31 Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2021 08:23 PM (SWbVS)

At least Bosk gets it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

149 Huckabee, hoo boy. What a doozy you GOPpers have there. IIRC, he's way up there on the religious hypocrisy scale.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (KAi1n)

150 A couple times on the read/hear thing I read brainstorm but heard greenneedle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (0QYMt)

151 129

What's wrong with Summer Glau?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (oQ94s)

Her, on a Sci-Fi show on Fox is 3 bullets in the cancelation six shooter Fox has for such shows.

The problem isn't her, its Fox.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (Ojki1)

152 Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (oQ94s)

Yup, I definitely know that no matter what I'm hearing a little black box on my nightstand say, it's not real. It can't tell me what to do.

The dog on the other hand...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 08:38 PM (L8ADy)

If I'm gonna get on my soapbox, I'd say there's a lot of misunderstanding around all this stuff, and one of the basic problems is people thinking there's some sort of hard line between those who are crazy and those who aren't. If this past year has shown us anything, it SHOULD be how insane that notion is.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (oQ94s)

153 Savage/Stevens. Same company, and has been for a long, long time now. Decades.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by:Jim at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (QzJWU)
Well that is good to know:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (946rW)

154 149 I love it when sharks attack other sharks.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 08:43 PM (em79L)

I think that was a barracuda. The big one, the little one was a shark.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (Ti1eN)

155 Marjorie Taylor Greene made the announcement tonight on Greg Kelly Reports.

Rep. Greene told Greg Kelly, "We cannot have a President of the United States that is willing to abuse the power of the office of the presidency and be easily bought off by foreign government, Chinese energy companies, Ukrainian energy companies. So on January 21st I will be filing articles of impeachment on Joe Biden."
Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (Zjfcz)


Figures the republican with the biggest balls in congress is a woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (fqVfv)

156 Again, I want to request any authors to give their website here so I can add to my book marks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

157 Trump impeached with no due process. Apparently none of these people ever watched A Man for All Seasons.

Posted by: Jmel at January 13, 2021 08:38 P0M (qHxux)
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Or rooted for the prosecution.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (Eicbe)

158 I sold 1500 rds of .22 to a guy in a pharmacy parking lot today. Nice guy.

Posted by: Undercover Fed at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (kTF2Z

LOL! I can't tell you guys anything!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (Dz5W3)

159 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (946rW)

I assume it is pre-owned? They are good, but heavy for hunting. Not a factor for you.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (9UmRs)

160 Whatever you paid today for ammo of any popular caliber, you will pay double that in under a year from now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg reading his crystal ball at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (sy5kK)

161 Is anyone else happy about living in a world with a space force, but also pissed off that we just created another layer of bureaucracy and also it is in the hands of the Dems?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)

162 I think that was a barracuda. The big one, the little one was a shark.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (Ti1eN


But what about love?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (fqVfv)

163 About four weeks ago two news chyrons on different days here were whining about something to do with two of the soon to be executed women.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (ab0zp)

164 I've started watching something called Hotel Artemis
Cheery.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (lgiXo)

165 A couple times on the read/hear thing I read brainstorm but heard greenneedle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (0QYMt)

Once you take a rest your brain will reset and you will hear brainstorm when you read it again.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

166 Marjorie Taylor Greene made the announcement tonight on Greg Kelly Reports.
Rep. Greene told Greg Kelly, "We cannot have a President of the United States that is willing to abuse the power of the office of the presidency and be easily bought off by foreign government, Chinese energy companies, Ukrainian energy companies. So on January 21st I will be filing articles of impeachment on Joe Biden."
Posted by: artisanal ette 

Now that's a Greene New Deal I can get behind!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (7yCTI)

167 my Stevens/Savage double barrel is probably considered an antique by now. I doubt they still make that product. It always went boom at the right time and worked on the deer.

Posted by: Quint at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (FWnux)

168 Is anyone else happy about living in a world with a space force, but also pissed off that we just created another layer of bureaucracy and also it is in the hands of the Dems?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)

Know how we joke about "nuking something from orbit"? Yeah, now a fucking meat-puppet is going to have the capability to do just that. So no, not thrilled.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:47 PM (4Yddh)

169 Begun the Impeachment Wars have.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2021 08:47 PM (0QYMt)

170 What's wrong with Summer Glau?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (oQ94s)

Her, on a Sci-Fi show on Fox is 3 bullets in the cancelation six shooter Fox has for such shows.

The problem isn't her, its Fox.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (Ojki1)

Ok, got it. By the by, I started rewatching Millennium. Which was on Big Fox, but had the same fate. Season 1 is a strange murder of the week episodic thing, but if I recall correctly, they start ramping up the end of days stuff pretty quickly in season 2.

Good stuff, but yeah, not long for this world, because network teevee in general, and Fox in particular, were/are hot garbage, where nothing good belongs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:47 PM (oQ94s)

171 6 DAYS 15 HOURS 33 MINUTES PLUS 366 DAYS TO THE END OF KAMALA'S REIGN OF ERROR

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

172 BABARARACUCUDADA!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (Dz5W3)

173 Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (KAi1n)

Similar experience, I had flown from Rome to Aviano and was riding the airport bus from the plane to the rental car area.

I was listening to the other riders on that bus and thinking darn these Italians really talk fast.

Then, I realized they were all dependents on the base and speaking AMERICAN English. But my brain's expectation was that they would be speaking Italian, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (87oRe)

174 RedBanzai, my first shotgun (think I was 11-12) was a Stevens Mod 311 double barrel 12ga. Killed my first deer and my first hog, my first rabbit, my first squirrel, my first dove, and well you know

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (em79L)

175 I've started watching something called Hotel Artemis
Cheery.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 08:46 PM (lgiXo)

Bad Times at the El Royale > Hotel Artemis

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

176 It's a big ass shark! https://youtu.be/9tGZ8QuW_U8

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (xPl2J)

177 If any of the House GOP vermin who voted for this idiocy survive it, it will illustrate the source of the problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

178
Meh. I frankly find no evidence that folks who hear voices are less reliable than folks who write about folks who hear voices, or those writers are less reliable than people who read articles by folks who write about folks who hear voices. People are goofy. Don't trust them.

Posted by: irright at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (BB7pQ)

179 Grainstorm? Big Weevil? Honey, my hearing aid needs batteries again!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (kgQDj)

180 6 DAYS 15 HOURS 33 MINUTES PLUS (365 X 4) + 1 DAYS TO THE END OF KAMALA'S REIGN OF ERROR

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (AMIL/)


Shoot, you lie down with trolls and it drains 99 percent of your IQ

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 08:50 PM (AMIL/)

181 Wow! The NHL is more woke than the NBA. White boy sport is over compensating? I guess I will give up the Blackhawks

Posted by: Jonah at January 13, 2021 08:50 PM (wCen2)

182 If any of the House GOP vermin who voted for this idiocy survive it, it will illustrate the source of the problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

You mean "survive politically" - right, amigo?

(waves at Bob from NSA, the undercover guy who sold .22lr to Cannibal Bob - lots of Bobs here tonight!)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:50 PM (4Yddh)

183 one of the basic problems is people thinking there's some sort of hard line between those who are crazy and those who aren't.

Yeah, and this is hugely important. One of the ways that we have evolved to deal with marginal sanity is socialization. Peer pressure among kids has it's good side, and one of them is teaching kids who don't know how to act sane, how to act sane. There are people who are too insane to take to it, but there are many who are just marginal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (2lndx)

184 Is anyone else happy about living in a world with a space force, but also pissed off that we just created another layer of bureaucracy and also it is in the hands of the Dems?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)

I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

185 @157
Women often are the truest and most strident believers of a movement or organization.

Many of the videos we saw of the steal operatives in Philly, Atlanta and Detroit were women.

Funny enough, Black women.

Good luck when team Meat Puppet floods your neighborhoods with South Americans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (+nmVv)

186 124 Savage/Stevens. Same company, and has been for a long, long time now. Decades.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:40 PM (QzJWU)

Agree on Savage being a good brand.

Their Model 110 in .308 or 30.06 are very accurate out of the box, especially for the price. Those rifles are an amazing value. At least in pre-Biden days they were.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg reading his crystal ball at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

187 Jim,

Saw your reply from after I signed off last night.
Sounds like your going to have a lot of fun with that project!

Posted by: db at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (E0PSG)

188 If Cheney stays in Leadership I will not vote in 2022

Posted by: Jonah at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (wCen2)

189 If any of the House GOP vermin who voted for this idiocy survive it, it will illustrate the source of the problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)


Are you offering odds?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (87oRe)

190 Whatever it's called, there must be a fancy Latin term, expectation definitely affects understanding of a non-native speaker's speech. Many years ago I spent a lot of time in Brazil, and in the first month or so, in the south, where I look not that unlike many locals, I still had some "listening with their eyes".

Simple, in-context, perfectly pronounced and totally correct short statements - blank stares. Was surprised, since I wasn't that obviously foreign.

Later, in the northeast, where I looked different than most people, no problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (OTzUX)

191 I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

So, second-look at Thanos as a good guy?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (4Yddh)

192 A guy a work with has this poster:

https://tinyurl.com/yxevktfn

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (Ti1eN)

193 I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

Is it wrong that the Troy books option does not seem like such a terrible idea. It WOULD be, but still...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (lmikk)

194 Rick Perry just suggested that Texas should start its own censorship-free social media platform.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 13, 2021 08:53 PM (2lndx)

195 Likely over 75% of Cheney's constituents would not agree with impeachment. She told them to fuck off.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

196 edBanzai, my first shotgun (think I was 11-12) was a
Stevens Mod 311 double barrel 12ga. Killed my first deer and my first
hog, my first rabbit, my first squirrel, my first dove, and well you
know


Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 08:48 PM (em79L)

You were badass lol! Mine was a .20. The deer didn't seem to mind though . I do recall other hunters with souped up semi autos with rifled barrels and big scopes laughing at me. Sure i was lucky, but the only two deer i have taken were with that trusty weapon.

btw, I got all those you mentioned too sans a hog. I missed a beautiful fox one time but that is ok. That thing looked like a cartoon fox and when it was bounding it was freaking out of there.

Posted by: Quint at January 13, 2021 08:53 PM (FWnux)

197 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 08:42 PM (946rW)

What "kind" of Stevens are you looking at? Side by Side, pump action or a semi-automatic? If you have the actual model number, that'd be a great help for our feedback. *grin*

Stevens might not make an elegant gun, but they make a damn GOOD gun, and I wouldn't feel under equipped with anything they make.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (QzJWU)

198 @197

Wyoming uses Dominion Voting Systems, the voters have no say in the matter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (+nmVv)

199 Doctor.Boom, uh, yeah - thanks for pointing that out. I meant politically. And the source of the problem = the voters.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

200 I don't know what Bud's Guns is still selling. They seem to be out of stock on everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (BJLVZ)

201 Rick Perry just suggested that Texas should start its own censorship-free social media platform.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair


Fuck Rick Perry. We should start our own country.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (BJLVZ)

202 Does anyone know when the live "inauguration" of Joe Biden begins next Wednesday - and where to watch on the net? I'm looking forward to hearing "I, state your name" from Joe several times until he either gets corrected or punches out the justice administering the oath from total frustration.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (joJfO)

203 I think that was a barracuda. The big one, the little one was a shark.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 08:44 PM (Ti1eN


But what about love?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (fqVfv)

Alright, Dreamboat Annie.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (oQ94s)

204 Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

Of course, man. I was really just ribbing you 'cause the Scotch kicked in. Time for sleep. G'night all. Be well, be safe.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (4Yddh)

205 Desensitizing bears to people isn't good for either.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (FhXTo)

206 193 I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

So, second-look at Thanos as a good guy?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (4Yddh)

Bane was the real hero of "The Dark Knight Rises"

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 08:56 PM (Izzlo)

207 Does anyone know when the live "inauguration" of Joe Biden begins next Wednesday - and where to watch on the net? I'm looking forward to hearing "I, state your name" from Joe several times until he either gets corrected or punches out the justice administering the oath from total frustration.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2021 08:55 PM (joJfO)

Doubt we'll ever see the live feed. We'll only see the Made For TV version.

Chow.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:57 PM (4Yddh)

208 96 All it says is "green needle." "Brainstorm" is bullshit, Bob.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 08:33 PM (sWM8x)

I heard "covfefe."

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

209 179 If any of the House GOP vermin who voted for this idiocy survive it, it will illustrate the source of the problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

I'd be surprised if Stupid Fred Upton is defeated in MI.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:57 PM (9UmRs)

210
Hahahahahahaha!

*free and fair elections*

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg reading his crystal ball at January 13, 2021 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

211 SMOD 2024?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 08:57 PM (fqVfv)

212 Jean Beliveau on a pogo stick, WTF NHL?

Pathetic. I haven't watched that much in years, though had been going to the local minor league games (Ducks' team) - free - the last 2 years.

Now I'd feel dirty watching or attending anything. Actually when the NHL did its pathetic half-a**ed indulgence of the racist mob last spring, I was done with them. If you're going to welcome the Wehrmacht into town, don't stand there and give a half-hearted wave, dammit.

Flowers, fascist salutes, blow kisses. Being craven in a half-a**ed manner is worse than just being craven.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 08:58 PM (OTzUX)

213
Rick Perry just suggested that Texas should start its own censorship-free social media platform.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

It's going to be called "Oops"

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 08:58 PM (xPl2J)

214 "Trump Administration Executes Only Woman On Federal Death Row"

https://tinyurl.com/y5fa4q8x

Before looking, guess the outlet.

Posted by: McLurkerson


The bitch murdered a pregnant woman and cut out her baby and kidnapped it.

She should have been set on fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (tcOe2)

215 It's going to be called "Oops"

3We.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (2lndx)

216
Will the Biden boxcars have wi-fi?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

217 I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

So, second-look at Thanos as a good guy?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (4Yddh)

Our Great Reset masters sure seem to think so.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (oQ94s)

218 I have deleted sorry CANCELLED TWITTER in my life because well, you know. Anyway I am unable to see the posts that have twitster links. I still find them quite amusing, har-har! Just can't see them is all. Cancelled.

Posted by: MantuaBill at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (v1FEp)

219 215
Rick Perry just suggested that Texas should start its own censorship-free social media platform.


They should call it Molón Labe

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (ZfRYq)

220 218
Will the Biden boxcars have wi-fi?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (sy5kK)


Yes, but the only page you can access is XiNN

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (fqVfv)

221 Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 08:56 PM (Izzlo)

The man had some great soliloquies

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (VZH6i)

222 197 Likely over 75% of Cheney's constituents would not agree with impeachment. She told them to fuck off.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq)


To be fair, her constituents are mere peasants of no real importance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (87oRe)

223 Ted Nugent writes a letter to President-Defect Biden. Linked in sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (ab0zp)

224 It's funny because they don't think there is a disparate impact with there only being a single woman of death row.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 08:41 PM (Eicbe)

Wymmin are under-represented on death row!!11!!!

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (OX9vb)

225 I assume it is pre-owned? They are good, but heavy for hunting. Not a factor for you.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 08:45 PM (9UmRs)

It is a new 20GA at a link bonhomme provided for other guns.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (946rW)

226 Will the Biden boxcars have wi-fi?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

You want wi-fi
You will settle for an am radio
You will get tased

Posted by: db at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (E0PSG)

227 I'm really hoping we're just going to accidentally step on the toes of some greater force out there, one that takes pity on a planet full of this much stupid, and either puts us out of our misery, or treats us like the toddlers we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 08:51 PM (oQ94s)

Is it wrong that the Troy books option does not seem like such a terrible idea. It WOULD be, but still...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 08:52 PM (lmikk)

I'm not familiar, so looking it up... I'm seeing "occult, esoteric, and folkloric." Not sure if that's what you were referring to or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (oQ94s)

228 Fish are FAST!

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 09:03 PM (+ya+t)

229 Wymmin are under-represented on death row!!11!!!
Posted by: April
----
So are the LBGQWERTY!!!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 09:03 PM (UUBmN)

230 The bitch murdered a pregnant woman and cut out her baby and kidnapped it. She should have been set on fire.

She's a hero!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 13, 2021 09:04 PM (W4eKo)

231 I'm not familiar, so looking it up... I'm seeing "occult, esoteric, and folkloric." Not sure if that's what you were referring to or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (oQ94s)

John Ringo. A good series. Troy Rising is the first book.

Big Balls sci-fi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 09:04 PM (lmikk)

232 Wait, Troy Rising is the series name. Live Free or Die is the first book, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (lmikk)

233 This is a likely agent provocateur at the rear of the Capitol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSv4oifsb-g

5:52 -- cuts fabric covering scaffolding making a hole

5:59 -- waves people to come in to get around cops though scaffolding

6:54 -- person is visible. dark skinned black individual. Backpack, black greyish pants and hoodie, green mask.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (LWu6U)

234 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Izzlo)

235 Yes, but the only page you can access is XiNN

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (fqVfv)

Nope, it will be on the Samsung TV mounted on the boxcar wall.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (87oRe)

236 The bitch murdered a pregnant woman and cut out her baby and kidnapped it.

She should have been set on fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2021 08:59 PM (tcOe2)

__________

I wouldn't recommend reading the standard excuse making in the article then.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 09:06 PM (QqhVI)

237 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:06 PM (VZH6i)

238 237 Yes, but the only page you can access is XiNN

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 09:00 PM (fqVfv)

Nope, it will be on the Samsung TV mounted on the boxcar wall.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (87oRe)

So, 4K!

yessss!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

239 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Izzlo)

Are you questioning Science™?

Posted by: AF at January 13, 2021 09:07 PM (S8ePJ)

240 When do dystopian movies become just slice of life family movies?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (lgiXo)

241 It is a new 20GA at a link bonhomme provided for other guns.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:02 PM (946rW)

If it is a model 555 over under double barrel, I have heard good things about them.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (9UmRs)

242 I don't know what Bud's Guns is still selling. They seem to be out of stock on everything.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 08:54 PM (BJLVZ)


Perhaps they could open a cheese shop.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)

243 They need to imprison and execute more Orientals too -- they're a quarter or less than even white figures let alone Black!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (ab0zp)

244 The Republican caucus needs to vote Cheney out of leadership. They can.

If they don't they are accepting it.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (ZfRYq)

245 I wouldn't recommend reading the standard excuse making in the article then.

Satan is a forgiving master. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (W4eKo)

246 We were talking about Bitcoin yesterday:

Lost password separates San Francisco programmer from $220 million in Bitcoin

https://tinyurl.com/y6yv3nco

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (BJLVZ)

247 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Izzlo)

---------

Front wheel drive. Better handling in galactic slippery spots.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (kTF2Z)

248 So, 4K!

yessss!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 09:07 PM (sy5kK)


First class all the way, comrade...


until you hit the camps, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (87oRe)

249 Liz Cheney isn't the problem with the GOP, it's the 250 GOP members of Congress that think just like her but won't admit it for political reasons.Vote harder.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2021 09:09 PM (qH6FZ)

250 #115 Please oh please let us not forget the crapping from those who think this is a smart idea!

Posted by: AnnaS at January 13, 2021 09:10 PM (l4l/z)

251 249 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Izzlo)

---------

Front wheel drive. Better handling in galactic slippery spots.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (kTF2Z)

Meanwhile Kirk shows up in the RWD Enterprise, revs the engine, and steals your date.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 09:10 PM (lmikk)

252 rickb, here's hoping the SF programmer is homeless in a few months.

I have zero empathy for anyone in Silicon Valley right now. They can be nuked for all I care.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Sweaty Teddy nailed it. Except no cuss words. Classy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:11 PM (wR3DP)

254 If they don't they are accepting it.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (ZfRYq)


So long as this month's checks all clear and show up in their Caymans accounts. it's all good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:11 PM (87oRe)

255 Meanwhile Kirk shows up in the RWD Enterprise, revs the engine, and steals your date.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 09:10 PM (lmikk)

-------

Well, she was green, so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 09:11 PM (kTF2Z)

256
If it is a model 555 over under double barrel, I have heard good things about them.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (9UmRs)
It is a 5+1 shot pump... I feel like I need more than two shots before having to reload if things get bad (or should I say when they get worse).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (946rW)

257 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?


They aren't. If you are thinking that because they always first appear as blue lights, it is just that when ships appear they are decelerating.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (i9ZF7)

258 Heh.

Someone has noted that for both Trump's impeachments, a full transcript completely exonerating him of the charges exist.

Weird, that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (fqVfv)

259 239 Yo
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:06 PM (VZH6i)

Hi! Did I read that you are a new papa? How's mom & baby?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (OX9vb)

260 242 When do dystopian movies become just slice of life family movies?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 09:08 PM (lgiXo)

Zoolander wasn't supposed to be a documentary!

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (Izzlo)

261 You always imagined the camps being at the old drive-in, but they went away. Do you suppose they will use swap meets now instead?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (+4EvF)

262 rickb, here's hoping the SF programmer is homeless in a few months.

I have zero empathy for anyone in Silicon Valley right now. They can be nuked for all I care.
Posted by: qdpsteve


I think it's hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (BJLVZ)

263 The Republican caucus needs to vote Cheney out of leadership. They can.



If they don't they are accepting it.

Why stop there? Apparently you can just expel congressmen because you feel like it, so put up a request to expel for her. Get out popcorn when the Dems vote to keep her.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 09:13 PM (kOpft)

264 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM (Izzlo)

To stop

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 09:13 PM (Xih1H)

265 Expanse: they're in the deceleration phase. So they're pointed opposite the direction they're traveling.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2021 09:13 PM (FhXTo)

266 rickb, I think it's hilarious as well.

"Waaah! I wanted to send those millions to the DNC to help persecute conservatives!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

267 257 Meanwhile Kirk shows up in the RWD Enterprise, revs the engine, and steals your date.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 09:10 PM (lmikk)

-------

Well, she was green, so...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 09:11 PM (kTF2Z)


Then she isn't ripe yet

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

268 Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (OX9vb)

True and everyone is excellent thank you!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (VZH6i)

269 We lurve the Terlit Hobo.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (W4eKo)

270 239 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:06 PM (VZH6i)

Howdy, sir. Mom and baby doing well, I hope?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (1uBGK)

271 Better handling in galactic slippery spots.
----------------
JIM KNOW
THAT
RIGHT JIM BABY

Posted by: the horta at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (ab0zp)

272 Hour of Wolf @204- I will be sitting in a chair at the dentist office and will miss the mazzive goddless commie emaculation (hat--tip Rush).

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (em79L)

273 Been.looking for a nice 20G single.for daughters, that doesn't cost more than my car.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (Xih1H)

274 Except for the time compression, the Expanse's "physics" is decent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (i9ZF7)

275 True and everyone is excellent thank you!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:14 PM (VZH6i)

Congrats! Thank you, Jesus, that there is still joy.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

276 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 09:05 PM


The power is transmitted through the Jeffries Tubes to a limited-slip differential, and thence to the screws.

Posted by: Ensign Crusher at January 13, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

277 Can't lie I kinda like this Star Trek remake. Never seen it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:16 PM (VZH6i)

278 Hey y'all.

Went to the dentist today to get the final wisdom tooth removed.

Got a big hole in my lower jaw, gauze stuck in the hole, and just took hydrocodone.

The doc put me under, so that helped alot.

Posted by: SMH at January 13, 2021 09:17 PM (RU4sa)

279 228 Will the Biden boxcars have wi-fi?
You want wi-fi You will settle for an am radio You will get tased

Some quotes that hopefully will NOT be applicable, from one of best movies, ever:

Fletcher: Damn you, Senator. You promised me those men would be decently treated.
Senator Lane: They were decently treated. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot. Those men are common outlaws, nothing more.
==========
Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.


Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

280 If the GOP were to ever impeach Biden, the battle cry from the left will be that it is just retaliation with no merit whatsoever. Childish retaliation. Too bad there is no chance for me to be proven wrong. They would not do it with a supermajority.

Posted by: Satans Retards at January 13, 2021 09:17 PM (uc+oy)

281 I trust God's plan, even if it means going to the dentist...lol.

Posted by: SMH at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

282 Been.looking for a nice 20G single.for daughters, that doesn't cost more than my car.
Posted by: Jean


Been looking for a side by side Mossberg .410. I've seen two in my life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (BJLVZ)

283 That Nugent letter should be everywhere

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (Xih1H)

284 redbanzai. 5+1 pump is good. You can buy an 18.5" cylinder-bore riot gun barrel for that, as well as a magazine extension that'll make it a 7+1 capacity. Oh, and if you're a dimunitive sized person, then order up a Youth Stock for it, vs. having an inch or so cut off of the original stock. Having a shotgun "fit" you right, even if it's not a bird-hunting gun, is a very valuable thing in and of itself. Finally? Get sling swivels on it, and a simple, 1" nylon sling. There'll be times you need your hands free but still want the shotgun to stay with you.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (QzJWU)

285 116 Trump impeached with no due process. Apparently none of these people ever watched A Man for All Seasons.
---------
They all sided with Henry VIII. "How DARE you stand in the way of my agenda, sir!!"

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

286 Hour of Wolf @204- I will be sitting in a chair at the dentist office and will miss the mazzive goddless commie emaculation (hat--tip Rush).

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (em79L)


The dentist, even if root canals, is preferable to listening to Biden!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (87oRe)

287 Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

Agreed, but, nobody was taking away my joy of my family. Fuck all that nonsense. I got my kids and my wife. Shit, I'll die for them in an instance and if I don't have to we'll figure out the rest.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:19 PM (VZH6i)

288 What happens when Zuckerberg widebands all the corruption and the Dems impeach him

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 09:20 PM (Xih1H)

289 Yeah, that last video is pretty much how I've been feeling since the "election."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (2JVJo)

290 Got a big hole in my lower jaw, gauze stuck in the hole, and just took hydrocodone.

Posted by: SMH at January 13, 2021 09:17 PM (RU4sa)

I would like a hydrocodone. I could use a good night's sleep. Better yet, a Quaalude. Wish a person could still get those.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (OX9vb)

291 Miss me yet?

Posted by: George S Patton at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (A009o)

292 Posted by: SMH at January 13, 2021 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

LOL. When I was getting fitted for braces I had to have six teeth pulled. Both incisors and four molars with NOTHING behind them so it was full roots.

Fun times.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (VZH6i)

293 TROLL IS
DOPE DICKS

Posted by: the horta at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (ab0zp)

294 Majorie Taylor has bigger balls than Dan Crenshaw.
----
More eyes, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 09:21 PM (OssQ4)

295 Jim Kirk is the only man known to have survived a bout of Romulan Willy-Wilt. He is a demigod.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2021 09:22 PM (0QYMt)

296 I'm just hearing Brain-needle.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2021 09:22 PM (qH6FZ)

297 ..Been.looking for a nice 20G single.for daughters, that doesn't cost more than my car.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 09:15 PM (Xih1H)


Scan the online gun auction sites, and look for either a Harrington & Richardson or New England Firearms version. Pretty much the same gun, but NEF bought H&R's assets out of bankruptcy. Minor redesign, they're not fully interchangeable.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:22 PM (QzJWU)

298 I would like a hydrocodone. I could use a good night's sleep. Better yet, a Quaalude. Wish a person could still get those.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!

Well, that's dating yourself. Lemon 714's ftw!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:23 PM (wR3DP)

299 MAGA TEARFEST 2021 TROLL

Your Tears Will Lubricate Your Asshole When You Kneel Before Us!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril at January 13, 2021 09:24 PM (uEauf)

300 Been.looking for a nice 20G single.for daughters, that doesn't cost more than my car.
Posted by: Jean

Scan the online gun auction sites, and look for either a Harrington & Richardson or New England Firearms version. Pretty much the same gun, but NEF bought H&R's assets out of bankruptcy. Minor redesign, they're not fully interchangeable.

Posted by: Jim


Find a Wal Mart in the country. Usually less than two bills.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:24 PM (BJLVZ)

301 SMH,
Get better soon!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 09:24 PM (UUBmN)

302 Well, that's dating yourself. Lemon 714's ftw!
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:23 PM (wR3DP)

Yes!

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:24 PM (OX9vb)

303 I'm just hearing Brain-needle.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2021 09:22 PM (qH6FZ)
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I'm game.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (FYe3W)

304 COME TO MAMA, ALL-CAPS BOY!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (QqhVI)

305 Re foreign language: I speak Spanish fluently, lived in Spain in college...When I (used to) get my hair cut, it was in a shop with Vietnamese women who talked amongst themselves constantly. My brain always started to think in Spanish, planning how to say what i wanted. I thought that was really strange, but my brain said "foreign language" so it flipped to Spanish.

Posted by: Sassy at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (tUGnI)

306 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:19 PM (VZH6i)

For some reason, I always thought you were an 'ette.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (2JVJo)

307 Yes!
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!

Right there with you!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (wR3DP)

308 I would like a Xanax or ambien or both....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (UUBmN)

309 Well, that's dating yourself. Lemon 714's ftw!
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:23 PM (wR3DP)
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Well, there's no lack of fap talk here.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (FYe3W)

310 i don't know about anyone else but I won't click on a Twatter link.

Posted by: leber at January 13, 2021 09:26 PM (TUdnY)

311 I would like a hydrocodone. I could use a good night's sleep. Better yet, a Quaalude. Wish a person could still get those.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!

===

Well, that's dating yourself. Lemon 714's ftw!
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:23 PM


I thought Quaaludes were used when you weren't dating yourself?

Not that I would know anything about dating.

Posted by: Wesley E. Crusher at January 13, 2021 09:26 PM (DMUuz)

312 Hey, Infidel, didja get your furnace fixed before the night got really cold?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:27 PM (OX9vb)

313 Thanks lin-duh : )

That's too many teeth at one time, thathalfrican...sheesh.

I'd shove one through the USB if I could, April.

Posted by: SMH at January 13, 2021 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

314 Two things: 1) It just so happens that today is my Friday. 2) As a Twitter abstainer as of late, I miss Rita Panahi.

Posted by: Coldstream at January 13, 2021 09:27 PM (t9Hto)

315 The power is transmitted through the Jeffries Tubes to a limited-slip differential, and thence to the screws.

Posted by: Ensign Crusher at January 13, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)
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And then on into the Chompers.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:29 PM (FYe3W)

316 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (2JVJo)

Damn bro. Sounds like I came across too soft way too long.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:30 PM (VZH6i)

317 April, I did. Thanks. Took awhile. There was a dead spider in the relay switch. (I inherited the house) Dad had replaced it about 7 years ago. It's under the house in the crawl space. I am in a "club" at the local reputable Heating/Cooling place. $175 a year and they set me up to start and winterize the swamp cooler with preferred scheduling and a once a year check on the furnace. Anything else you call them for is discounted. Thanks God, it was an after hours call. Less than $100.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:31 PM (wR3DP)

318 For some reason, I always thought you were an 'ette.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
___________

Maybe thinking of chique d'afrique? Apologies if that's the wrong spelling

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP at January 13, 2021 09:31 PM (QqhVI)

319 Off nutty NASA chick sock

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 09:32 PM (QqhVI)

320

What has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (uEauf)

321 If two thugs pull up to your excavator on the job site and begin to pummel your head and torso, you might reconsider where your nightly activities lead to after dark.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (03n3v)

322 @315, I resemble that remark!

Posted by: AOC at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (A009o)

323 Infidel, a spider? A freakin' spider??

*In before that guy who says "I hate f**king spiders!"

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (OX9vb)

324 It is a 5+1 shot pump... I feel like I need more than two shots before having to reload if things get bad (or should I say when they get worse).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:12 PM (946rW)

I didn't see the link but by all means, if you don't have a bangstick for your domain, this is an excellent choice.

Get it soon, the "out of stock" on so many guns on websites is something I have never seen before, even in the Obama days.

A 20g doesn't kick like a 12g, but has lots of firepower for all your domain needs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

325 320

What has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?
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I don't know Fozzie, what has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:34 PM (W+kMI)

326 Yoohoo JEAN here is what I just bought: https://tinyurl.com/y5vf8dyr

I think they have two more if you are looking for 20GA for your daughters.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:34 PM (946rW)

327 What has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril



Dan Crenshaw and his wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:34 PM (BJLVZ)

328 For some reason, I always thought you were an 'ette.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
~~~~~

Maybe you're thinking of the Queen of Greenland?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2021 09:34 PM (sGotD)

329 321 If two thugs pull up to your excavator on the job site and begin to pummel your head and torso, you might reconsider where your nightly activities lead to after dark.
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Or better vet your choice of locations for a payday loan.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:35 PM (W+kMI)

330 Weirder yet, close your eyes and listen to that video and think of one of those two words and that is what you will hear.




Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2021 09:35 PM (PTDkx)

331 327 What has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril

Dan Crenshaw and his wife.
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He's here all week at the Black Flag bar and Grill, everybody!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:36 PM (W+kMI)

332 A 20g doesn't kick like a 12g, but has lots of firepower for all your domain needs.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2021 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

Now comes the slog to find ammo:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:36 PM (946rW)

333 *In before that guy who says "I hate f**king spiders!"
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!

Oh, that's not the half of it. I told the guy last night I needed to get under the house when it warms up to take a look around. Like I did at the old house. He said there were two little wasp nests down there and one that was volley ball size. Well shit. Now I need to call the local old school pest control and get that take care of. I'm allergic.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2021 09:36 PM (wR3DP)

334 For some reason, I always thought you were an 'ette.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
___________

Maybe thinking of chique d'afrique? Apologies if that's the wrong spelling
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP at January 13, 2021 09:31 PM (QqhVI)


**nods**

That's it. I've met the lovely Chique, and for some reason presumed thathalfrican was female, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:37 PM (2JVJo)

335 327 What has 3 eyes, 4 legs, a split tail and will never be President of the United states?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril

Dan Crenshaw and his wife.
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He's here all week at the Black Flag bar and Grill, everybody!
Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:36 PM (W+kMI)

Well, shit.

Laughing at this one just earned me another week in purgatory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 13, 2021 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

336 Oy. Long, long day. Would love to hang, but need some sleep.

Have a lovely night, all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:39 PM (2JVJo)

337 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9144613/ Two-Virginia-police-officers- charged-taking-selfie-Capitol-riot.html

You mean the "riot" where Capitol Police were letting people in? Good luck getting that to stick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:39 PM (946rW)

338 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:39 PM (2JVJo)

Restful snoozing MP4!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:40 PM (87oRe)

339 331 "Thomas Robertson and Jacob Fracker, of the Rocky Mount Police Department, were arrested and charged after entering the Capitol last Wednesday"
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Ah, so you're anti-first Amendment and a cop hater as well as being an asshole. Good to know. I hope a cop shoots you in the face in front of a blazing gas station sometime soon, Antifa troll. No go fuck your whore sister and have a retarded baby so the welfare state can benefit from your useless existence.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:41 PM (W+kMI)

340 Now comes the slog to find ammo:-P
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:36 PM


28 G seems to still be somewhat in stock, at least locally. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2021 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

341 OK the troll just took a really weird and creepy turn.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:42 PM (946rW)

342 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 09:37 PM (2JVJo)
Sumthing like that

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at January 13, 2021 09:42 PM (VZH6i)

343 You mean the "riot" where Capitol Police were letting people in? Good luck getting that to stick.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:39 PM (946rW)
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I got no problem with that!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 13, 2021 09:42 PM (FYe3W)

344 Green Needle, Brainstorm...
All I hear is Greystoke

Posted by: Andie McDowell at January 13, 2021 09:43 PM (8Pphs)

345 Props for the 'Trash Panda' line

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 09:43 PM (uxJPn)

346 Weirder yet, close your eyes and listen to that video and think of one of those two words and that is what you will hear.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2021 09:35 PM (PTDkx)
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That's what I did. Whatever word I said to myself first, I heard.

Then I heard "brain needle".....

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 13, 2021 09:44 PM (FYe3W)

347 Green Needle, Brainstorm...
All I hear is Greystoke
Posted by: Andie McDowell at January 13, 2021 09:43 PM (8Pphs)

*puts on really high-end headphones*

Ah, got it.

Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Solved it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 13, 2021 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)

348 347 Props for the 'Trash Panda' line
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Star Lord may not be the best hero, but he has some good lines.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

349 SIC SEMPER TROLL ANUS!!!

Posted by: Rex B at January 13, 2021 09:46 PM (8Pphs)

350 redbanzai. Fastest way to get some ammo will be to shop for birdshot in the 7-1/2, 8 or 9 size shot loadings. Very far from ideal for defensive use, but it'll be perfect for your own familiarization and training. Buy something like two to four boxes of that, and while you're shooting down that supply, you can be on the hunt for more defense-oriented, heavier loads.

Happy Hunting!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QzJWU)

351 Poor 18 year Houston police officer fired for attending the Jan 6 rally. Allegedly he also entered the Capitol. The statement by the police chief is disgusting and full of leftist lies.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

352 The power is transmitted through the Jeffries Tubes to a limited-slip differential, and thence to the screws.
Posted by: Ensign Crusher at January 13, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

All together now: SHUT UP WESTLY.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:47 PM (qQnCr)

353 345 You mean the "riot" where Capitol Police were letting people in? Good luck getting that to stick.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:39 PM (946rW)
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I got no problem with that!
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sad truth there, as somehow the Democrats can always whistle up an Obummer or Clinton judge to do it right, while we get pussies who are afraid of domestic terrorists.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

354 OH YES I WATCH AND JUDGE YOU ALL
Posted by: MAGA TEARFEST 2021 at January 13, 2021 09:45 PM (1aBed)
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Then you probably couldn't have helped but notice that you're a whole lot more simple-minded than I am.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (FYe3W)

355 355 Poor 18 year Houston police officer fired for attending the Jan 6 rally. Allegedly he also entered the Capitol. The statement by the police chief is disgusting and full of leftist lies.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 09:47 PM (2DOZq)


Send the kid up here. We could certainly use him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (qQnCr)

356 Ft. Belvoir, VA houses in a climate controlled warehouse a very large trove of captured Nazi art including stuff painted by Herr Schikelgruber himself. No word if the Ark of the Covenant is also housed on base.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=109353

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (GBWQj)

357 while we get pussies who are afraid of domestic terrorists.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)
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That's a Bush judge, and ... definitely not us.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:49 PM (FYe3W)

358 sad truth there, as somehow the Democrats can always whistle up an Obummer or Clinton judge to do it right, while we get pussies who are afraid of domestic terrorists.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

Such as Emmet Sullivan, who wanted to be prosecutor, judge, jury, and executioner.

Posted by: AF at January 13, 2021 09:49 PM (S8ePJ)

359 Troll's going to be begging to be zapped now. He told all his friend where to look for him tonight!

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (8DRUP)

360 I heard needledick

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

361 Star Lord may not be the best hero, but he has some good lines.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

"I'm distracting you, you turdblossom!"

I still don' t know what that is, but it must be magnificent. and his music is just the best.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (qQnCr)

362 353 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE MONKEY NOW?
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Dude, stop hitting the meth while you still have some teeth left. It's bad for your teeth. Also, it'll be a big disappointment for the cops who bust your skinny ghey druggy ass if you don't have any teeth for them to kick in first.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (W+kMI)

363 redbanzai. Fastest way to get some ammo will be to
shop for birdshot in the 7-1/2, 8 or 9 size shot loadings. Very far
from ideal for defensive use, but it'll be perfect for your own
familiarization and training. Buy something like two to four boxes of
that, and while you're shooting down that supply, you can be on the hunt
for more defense-oriented, heavier loads.





Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:46 PM (QzJWU)
I have been looking for 5. My brother recommended that for apartment living. He says it has stopping power but also loses energy quickly enough after hitting a couple of layers of drywall that my neighbors would not get a nasty shock if I had to use it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (946rW)

364 MLB suspends political donations following pro-Trump mob's siege of U.S. Capitol
https://t.co/extB9UcpwK?amp=1

Major League Baseball is the latest entity to suspend political contributions in the wake of last week's deadly invasion of the U.S. Capitol by insurgents loyal to President Donald Trump, reports the Associated Press. MLB is suspending political contributions from the league's Political Action Committee.

The league released the following statement to the Associated Press on Wednesday:

"In light of the unprecedented events last week at the U.S. Capitol, MLB is suspending contributions from its Political Action Committee pending a review of our political contribution policy going forward," the league said in a statement to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Since last week's insurrection, several companies have suspended contributions to members of Congress who voted to overturn President-elect Joe Biden's victory. MLB is among the organizations to suspend political contributions all together.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 09:51 PM (FBrfY)

365 FUCK YOU ACE!

I HEAR BRAIN NEEDLE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2021 09:51 PM (xT2tT)

366 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

367 Hot Needle of Inquiry

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:52 PM (GBWQj)

368 I heard brain needle, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

369 365 Star Lord may not be the best hero, but he has some good lines.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

"I'm distracting you, you turdblossom!"

I still don' t know what that is, but it must be magnificent. and his music is just the best.
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That's right! Thanks to those movies I can share some good music with the niece & nephew. Having the second movie open to Chibi Groot grooving to "Mister Blue Sky" through the fight made my day, and it hadn't really started yet.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:53 PM (W+kMI)

370 I have been looking for 5. My brother recommended that for apartment living. He says it has stopping power but also loses energy quickly enough after hitting a couple of layers of drywall that my neighbors would not get a nasty shock if I had to use it.
Posted by: redbanzai


Or 4's. Good for apt/house room distances.
Longest unobstructed line I have is 25'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 09:53 PM (BJLVZ)

371 Good evening, {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:53 PM (87oRe)

372 Well.

I'm supposed to report on an app every day I go to the campus about any Covid symptoms. I cannot see any benefit to entering that info into an app, since I already know to stay home if I get symptoms. I don't need an app to replace my common sense.

Today I deleted the app. We'll see if anyone says anything.

By the way, my phone doesn't have a delete option; just a hide option. Can't figure out how to completely get that thing offa me!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 13, 2021 09:54 PM (ofYez)

373 ..I have been looking for 5. My brother recommended that for apartment living. He says it has stopping power but also loses energy quickly enough after hitting a couple of layers of drywall that my neighbors would not get a nasty shock if I had to use it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (946rW)


Your brothers not wrong, but he did recommend one of the scarcest loadings out there, even in the good times. Go with my suggestion for your break in and training (at least they're loads you can shoot for practice, for now), and then get some No.4 Turkey Shot (common as hell), for your home defense. Pretty damn close to your brother's suggestion, but OBTAINABLE.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (QzJWU)

374 {{{Hrothgar}}}

I'm in bed with a heating pad on my back.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

375 Anyone watch "The Expanse"? Why are the engines on the front of the ships?

Posted by: josephistan



When accelerating toward where they want to go, engine is in back, like normal. Once they get halfway there, they have to "flip the ship" to point the engine in the direction they are going in order to decelerate to come to a stop. So the engine stays in the back, but the entire ship flips 180.

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Scream, and There Ain't No Brakes.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (tcOe2)

376 The one thing I've never said about CJ Richard B. Taney is that I knew more about Constitutional law of the 19th century than he did.

The one thing I have said about him is that his published argument in the Dred Scot decision was shit.

That's the thing about revolutionary justices, they can't simply argue the tradition of the law, they have to add a new thing, which frankly has to come out of the cover of arcane traditional law into broad daylight to make its case.

That's where you can spot a lot of shit in what judges write.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (FYe3W)

377 exdem13,

Russian Navy commander busted for stealing the two 13 tonne bronze screws off his decommissioned DDG.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=109366

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:56 PM (GBWQj)

378 Since last week's insurrection, several companies have suspended contributions to members of Congress who voted to overturn President-elect Joe Biden's victory. MLB is among the organizations to suspend political contributions all together.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 09:51 PM (FBrfY)

Why the fuck is baseball involved with politics at all? For that matter..... Oh, hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:56 PM (qQnCr)

379 Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM


Top Notch.

Posted by: AJ Duie at January 13, 2021 09:56 PM (wmJaO)

380 369 FUCK YOU ACE!

I HEAR BRAIN NEEDLE!
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Watch those flashbacks CBD. they can be pretty intense and debilitating. Or so I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (W+kMI)

381 MLB is among the organizations to suspend political contributions all together.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 09:51 PM (FBrfY)


Hmmm. This may be fine. Why should baseball be making political contributions in the first place?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (ofYez)

382 I'm in bed with a heating pad on my back.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

You just know one of these morons is going to offer to join you, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (qQnCr)

383 Hiya, Ladyl!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (QzJWU)

384 But Pete Rose is still banned right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (GBWQj)

385 What Jim said. Turkey season is coming up soon.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (em79L)

386 {{{Hrothgar}}}

I'm in bed with a heating pad on my back.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (TdMsT)

Must have been a helluva tennis match!

Hope you recover soon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (87oRe)

387 Troll's going to be begging to be zapped now. He told all his friend where to look for him tonight!
Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM (8DRUP)
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Well, it means he's not standing on the street corner for hours.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (FYe3W)

388 It was very very windy here today. There is a trampoline at the end of my street.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (lPYy2)

389 So what shot do you use for a jive turkey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (GBWQj)

390 Hmmm. This may be fine. Why should baseball be making political contributions in the first place?
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (ofYez)

And like most corporations, 90% of what they give is probably to D's anyway. They likely throw some crumbs to R's to give the appearance of being impartial.

Posted by: AF at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (S8ePJ)

391
Hope you recover soon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (87oRe)


Not from tennis, but I'm supposed to play the next six days in a row so I'm a bit, um, concerned.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

392 That's where you can spot a lot of shit in what judges write.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 09:55 PM (FYe3W)


Here's the thing about most judges: they are the same imbeciles who passed the stupid bar, and now are acting like they are God-Allmighty.

Think of the one idiot in your profession who still calls him or herself a professional. He or she is the rock bottom of anyone you would hire. That's the clown who can't argue a case, or fashion a lawsuit, so he ends up a judge.

Not always true, but I'll bet 90% follow that pattern.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (qQnCr)

393 Why the fuck is baseball involved with politics at all?
Posted by: tcn in AK

MLB did F-all about their Steal too.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 10:00 PM (KAi1n)

394 Hmmm. This may be fine. Why should baseball be making political contributions in the first place?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (ofYez)
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Now they will only be paying tribute to The Party.

So, it's a progressive thing they done that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 10:00 PM (FYe3W)

395 393 So what shot do you use for a jive turkey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (GBWQj)


Whatever's in the chamber at the time, I assume.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 10:00 PM (qQnCr)

396 Numbah foah, honorable Anna Puma.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 10:00 PM (em79L)

397 You just know one of these morons is going to offer to join you, dear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:57 PM (qQnCr)


Hrothgar said nothing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 10:01 PM (87oRe)

398 392 It was very very windy here today. There is a trampoline at the end of my street.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2021 09:58 PM (lPYy2)


Finders keepers!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

399 Nomatter where you NOOD, there you were. Let the stampede to the ONT begin.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 13, 2021 10:01 PM (kgQDj)

400 So what shot do you use for a jive turkey?
Posted by: Anna Puma



A.25 acp from a nickel plated Raven.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 10:01 PM (BJLVZ)

401 383 Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 09:50 PM


Top Notch.
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heh. Troll is helping me blow off some stress tonight so I don't paint my face blue and run into a Congresscritter's office waving a claymore.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 13, 2021 10:01 PM (W+kMI)

402




ONT nood

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 10:02 PM (r4bSV)

403 {{{Jim}}}


Proud owner of a fancy toy!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2021 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

404 Nood, bishes.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=392110

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 13, 2021 10:02 PM (VcFUs)

405 Not always true, but I'll bet 90% follow that pattern.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 09:59 PM (qQnCr)



Q: What do you call the guy that graduated at the bottom of his law school class?

A: Judge!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)

406 NOOOOD

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2021 10:04 PM (87oRe)

407 Yields Surge As Stunned Traders Learn Biden To Propose Massive $2 Trillion Stimulus

...apparently Schumer "pressed" Biden so hard to expand the next stimulus round, he literally squashed the president-elect, who is now "expected to unveil a major Covid-19 relief package on Thursday and his advisers have recently told allies in Congress to expect a price tag in the ballpark of $2 trillion," CNN reported citing two people briefed on the deliberations. The Biden team is taking a "shoot for the moon" approach with the package, one lawmaker in close contact with them told CNN, though they added that the price tag could still change.

It wasn't immediately clear just how big the "stimmy" checks would be, but it is safe to say they will be at least $2,000 and perhaps much more...which while great news for stocks as much of this money will quickly find its way into Robinhood accounts, is very bad news for bond yields as $2 trillion is a number which just might spark the runaway inflation the Fed has been dreaming of all these years.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 10:06 PM (FBrfY)

408 "A students become professors, B students become judges, and C students make a shit-ton of money for about 10 years and then burn out, get divorced and suffer from depression and substance abuse problems."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2021 10:08 PM (tcOe2)

409 OT 9mm 1911 ordered a couple of weeks ago now ready to be secured. Some good news for once.

Posted by: AJ Duie at January 13, 2021 10:09 PM (wmJaO)

410 Who killed Ashli Babbitt?

What killed Brian Sicknick?

Why haven't we been told?

"No Justice. No Peace." Like "Democracy Dies in Darkness", we didn't realize that these were goals to the Democratics.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2021 10:10 PM (OafoN)

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