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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/16/21)
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman...He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger : 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.' Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.' Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.' Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: 'Well...I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife...'
RIP Sylvain Sylvain of the New York Dolls.
David Johansen on Losing Sylvain Sylvain: ‘I Have a Heavy Weight On My Chest’
“The New York Dolls would have been a crappy band without him,” says the singer about his longtime bandmate
On this day: 16 Jan 1988
24 years after The Beatles first topped the chart, George Harrison went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Got My Mind Set On You' an old favorite of George's that was originally recorded by James Ray in 1962. In the UK, Harrison's version spent four weeks at No.2. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 16 Jan 1980
Paul McCartney was jailed for nine days in Tokyo for marijuana possession after being found with 219g on his arrival at Narita Airport in Japan. McCartney said in 2004. “This stuff was too good to flush down the toilet, so I thought I’d take it with me.” via thisdayinmusic.com
That's one hell of a joyride, I'm not sure why the USPS truck was left running.
A WOMAN allegedly got behind the wheel of a USPS truck and went for a one mile joy ride as she crashed into 14 cars in Brooklyn. Cops said the woman climbed into the truck on Fulton Street and Patchen Avenue in Bed-Stuy at around 6pm on Friday.
Hell has no fury as a woman scorned. The Golden Rule of The ONT, "Never stick your dick in crazy."
ADVERTISEMENT Woman, 32, ‘mailed out 180 nude photos of men she was angry with’ Comment Jimmy McCloskeyFriday 15 Jan 2021 6:37 pm Share this article via facebookShare this article via twitterShare this article via messenger Sarah Pharis is accused of mailing out 180 nude photos of two different men she was upset with (Picture: Calcasieu Parish Jail) A 28 year-old woman mailed out 180 nude images of two men she was angry with, it is claimed. Sarah Pharis, 32, was first arrested on December 28 after allegedly posting 150 images of an unidentified man to at least 30 people. She is said to have traveled from her home in Sulphur, Louisiana, to Texas to mail them. Pharis was arrested again on Thursday after Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office learned of a second man she is said to have humiliated with revenge porn. A sheriff’s office spokesman said the original batch of letters also contained nudes belonging to the second alleged victim. Pharis faces 180 counts of non-consensual disclosure of a private image, and is currently free on $90,000 bail ahead of her next court appearance. Investigators have not disclosed the relationship between Pharis and the men whose nudes she is said to have shared.Relationship? I'm sure it was platonic and they engaged in book reviews.
I enjoy the great outdoors, I hunt, I fish. I enjoy picking wild raspberries and blueberries. But, I draw the line at eating Christmas trees.
Don’t toss your Christmas tree — you can eat it!
Christmas is over, you’ve taken the ornaments off the tree, but instead of dragging the Christmas tree to the curb, why don’t you … eat it? London’s Julia Georgallis recently released a 30-recipe cookbook called How To Eat Your Christmas Tree.
Inside the mind of an angry drunk.
INSIDE THE MIND OF AN ANGRY DRUNK
Why your buddy Jekyll becomes Mr. Hyde after one too many The night is going smoothly. You’re out at the bar with your friends having a great time. Then, all of a sudden, a fight breaks out. It’s the same friend every time. He’s wildly punching another of your friends. Or the guy standing behind him. Or the waiter. Or the bouncer. Or a lamp post.
How do you know you live in an opulent society? Liquid Death.
Right now at my local grocery, a 12-pack of store-brand bottled waters retails for $2.49. But why merely quench your thirst when you could murder it? That's the selling proposition behind Liquid Death, a 3-year-old startup offering the same quantity of spring water, but marketed like a beer and packaged in "tallboy" aluminum cans, for $19.99 on Amazon.
Today in sexist news from around the world, a Flemish psychologist has reportedly given up her license after the Belgian Commission of Psychologists scolded her for being too sexy. After the Commission suspended her license, Kaat Bollen, a Flemish media personality known for sharing and promoting sex-positive content online, simply gave it up instead. According to Vice, Bollen’s troubles began in early 2020, after an unknown colleague reported her to the Commission, resulting in an official warning. Bollen appealed the decision, and ended up getting her license suspended instead. In addition to a social media presence deemed “indiscreet,” Bollen also raised eyebrows for directing an erotic film and operating an online sex toy shop — all of which ultimately led to the Commission’s decision to suspend her license. According to Belgian national broadcaster VRT, the Commission’s verdict notes that Bollen “must at all times be aware of her profile and dignity,” and ultimately found that “the dignity of their profession is being affected and their image damaged” by Bollen’s online presence.
Ketchup on eggs can be a subject of intense debate. Is this a combination you grew up with, or is the idea completely foreign to you? Based off of casual conversation here at The Takeout, it’s clear that for every enthusiast, there’s a hater who despise the very idea of Heinz on the breakfast table. And as a condiment, people have very strong feelings about ketchup more generally, like whether or not it belongs on hot dogs or, as we’ve discussed amongst ourselves previously, on burgers. So what do you think? Does ketchup belong on eggs?
A U.S. Coast Guard crew from Station Key West have recovered a floating tiki hut bar that was reported stolen near in the Florida Keys Unsurprisingly, the person aboard showed signs of intoxication and he was taken into custody by Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Officials said the vessel was located near Hawk’s Channel. Local reports say the man was found slumped over the wheel of the charter tiki hut at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, giving you an indication of how rough his night was.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 09:34 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2021 09:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Miklos, waiting on the open bar at January 16, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: skywch at January 16, 2021 09:41 PM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: kelly at January 16, 2021 09:42 PM (tMTzd)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking a tiki bar would add diversity and inclusion to the tzompantli at January 16, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 16, 2021 09:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 09:44 PM (arJlL)
One man, a 66-year-old senior home resident in Colorado, was sleepy and stayed in bed a day after getting Moderna's vaccine. Early the next morning, on Christmas Day, the resident "was observed in bed lying still, pale, eyes half open and foam coming from mouth and unresponsive,"the VAERS report states.
"He was not breathing and with no pulse."
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 09:44 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: AF at January 16, 2021 09:44 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Tuxedo Ted at January 16, 2021 09:45 PM (jQ8GR)
Life remains worth living
(Better than being dead)
As long as y'all keep giving us
The Overnight Thread
Balmy Shiv
Posted by: mindful webworker
doesn't work that way
at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: CanuckJack at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (CR3TR)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Waffle House parking lot having a smoke with Darleen at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 09:47 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Adriane the Just the Punchline Critic ... at January 16, 2021 09:47 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Waffle House parking lot having a smoke with Darleen at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
And Maple syrup on French toast...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)
BTW, Twatter won't let you tweet any links to articles which document any imperfections with Uncle Joe's Miracle Serum because such content is "harmful"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 09:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Miklosh, three sheets to the wind at January 16, 2021 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LRob in TN at January 16, 2021 09:48 PM (JAsXl)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2021 09:49 PM (a36X1)
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Here's hoping Joe imports many Filipina nurses.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 09:49 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2021 09:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * wash your windshield for some spare change at January 16, 2021 09:50 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Zeera at January 16, 2021 09:50 PM (RLANM)
I will, however, put apple cider vinegar on green beans and potatoes cooked with big chunks of ham. It's a PA German thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2021 09:50 PM (Rvt88)
It's what you put INSIDE the omelets that counts
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 09:50 PM (qAR6u)
Ketchup, Velveeta, what does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2021 09:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 09:51 PM (rwusL)
My ketchup is BBQ sauce, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker
doesn't work that way
at January 16, 2021 09:51 PM (xdNUT)
"You First" might be the word of the day, rightly or wrongly.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2021 09:52 PM (a36X1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * wash your windshield for some spare change at January 16, 2021 09:52 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: LRob in TN at January 16, 2021 09:52 PM (JAsXl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * wash your windshield for some spare change at January 16, 2021 09:50 PM (7GxH7)
I have not watched one Packers game this year.
Nor have I listened to them on the radio.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2021 09:52 PM (aA3+G)
Is putting grits inside of an omelet OK, or would you hear the sounds of guns cocking should you ask?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 09:53 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 09:53 PM (CjFDo)
"You First" might be the word of the day, rightly or wrongly.
Posted by: Common Tater
So the Big Guy is actually Placebo Joe?
Posted by: Miklos, unsurprised at January 16, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Ish it shtill Shaturday...
Posted by: Miklosh, three sheets to the wind
Every day is Shaturday !!!!
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at January 16, 2021 09:53 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 09:54 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: kbdabear
*spits chaw*
*eyes narrow*
Posted by: Good Old Miklos Boy at January 16, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (CZm2G)
But please stop putting shit on pizzas that would get you whacked anywhere within 100 miles of NYC. At least stop calling it a pizza
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (qAR6u)
chopped up in. Crossing the streams of ketchup on hot dogs and eggs...
hot dog omelettes are da bomb! gotta have cheese and onions, at the very least!
And who the fuck asked about grits in an omelette???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: LRob in TN at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (JAsXl)
Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (a2F+C)
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 16, 2021 09:56 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 09:56 PM (r1z5A)
But chopped onion, cheese, ketchup on crispy spuds are acceptable alternative, in lieu of that.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2021 09:56 PM (a36X1)
'Glam rocker hits rock bottom, ends up working for the Mormons.'
Actually pretty good flick.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: LRob in TN at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (JAsXl)
One man, a 66-year-old senior home resident in Colorado, was sleepy and stayed in bed a day after getting Moderna's vaccine. Early the next morning, on Christmas Day, the resident "was observed in bed lying still, pale, eyes half open and foam coming from mouth and unresponsive,"the VAERS report states.
"He was not breathing and with no pulse."
Posted by: Braenyard
Just another C19 fatality. Nothing to see here peons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ibidim at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: It's Happening at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (5mEzs)
Nor have I listened to them on the radio.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
...
It was a good game today! I've been rooting for the Packers all year! Rodgers is something!
I ignore all the SJW bullshit.. Why should I let that deprive me of watching great football??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (EUWfX)
And it's growing.
Posted by: It's Happening at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (5mEzs)
Right on schedule.
Posted by: AF at January 16, 2021 09:58 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (Aashi)
FIGHT ME!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
No, but I will slap the shit out you till you need a change of panties. (smiley face ic...oh piss off.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM (a2F+C)
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You should send your good jokes to Mis Hum so they can be shared! It's the Moron thing to do...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Something, something, idle hands, fool and his money...
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 10:00 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
I am sure many would gag at the idea and even that is interesting to me. People get so personal about food and what is acceptable and what is not. I am not talking trying something and not liking it, just the idea of certain things can really gross people out. We all do it. What about the people who hate it when their different food items touch? Or another example, I knew a woman who hated sauces. It didn't matter which sauces or which food, she simply hated all sauces writ large.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: SCCJ John at January 16, 2021 10:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:01 PM (87oRe)
A vegetarian for personal and/or health reasons does not eat meat, and leaves everyone else alone.
A "vegan" is a fanatic cultist with socialist totalitarian politics who believes everyone should be forced to its diet and never shuts the fuck up. Fortunately this is evident before considering a first date.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 09:44 PM (CZm2G)
I wonder if these vaccine stories are true or just fear-mongering. And whether there is any significance. Like I'm sure we could find someone who died shortly after putting ketchup on their eggs if we looked around.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 16, 2021 10:02 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
I can't eat if someone near me puts catsup on eggs...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
wouldn't they be "legals" until they crossed into the USA ? Pre-illegals ?
Posted by: Hungaryan
Problem is: They won't let us turn them into "targets". I denounce myself.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (uxUoN)
It didn't matter which sauces or which food, she simply hated all
sauces writ large.
Posted by: Quint....As opposed to me who needs sauce on just about everything!
To each his/her own.. that's what makes life interesting!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (CjFDo)
I tried it once
once
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 09:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Wasn't "ketchup on scrambled eggs" a line from a song?
You know, huevos rancheros is not all that far removed from ketchup on scrambled eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: wing at January 16, 2021 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Nor have I listened to them on the radio.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I would have offered up a fistbump either way. Decided sports ball is not my hill to die on. That being said Mrs. Sock commented that my weekend productivity seemed to be considerably higher this year. Wanted to know if I had been slacking in years past.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ibidim at January 16, 2021 10:04 PM (7GxH7)
Love eggs now, but can't eat them plain.
Gotta have with cheese or meat, sriracha, or even a pico de gallo omelette.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 10:04 PM (vuisn)
whether there is any significance. Like I'm sure we could find someone
who died shortly after putting ketchup on their eggs if we looked
around.
I'm pretty sure the reasonable standard is whether they died with covid vaccine in their system, just as a covid death is someone who died with covid in their system (or assumed to be in their system).
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 10:05 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at January 16, 2021 10:05 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:05 PM (nM/fW)
A "vegan" is a fanatic cultist with socialist totalitarian politics who believes everyone should be forced to its diet and never shuts the fuck up. Fortunately this is evident before considering a first date.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:02 PM (qAR6u)
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Funny how that works, right? Remove a couple of syllables and go from peaceful, veggie lover to totalitarian diet freak.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (rwusL)
Not being shamed for doing gross shit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (vuisn)
Now hot sauce is a must. Hot sauce on every damn thing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (g741k)
They might be illegal in the countries they're passing through.
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (kOpft)
Especially if french toast is part of it. Mixes nicely with bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, hash browns, orange slices, orange juice, and black coffee.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
Take note morons. This is the proper attitude.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * idem at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:06 PM (r1z5A)
My wife thinks it is disgusting, so I kinda make a show of it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 10:07 PM (CjFDo)
Chi-Town Jerry
Uh, that's what grits is for...
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:08 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 16, 2021 10:08 PM (qAR6u)
but gives me hope the younger generation has a spine
Posted by: vizzy at January 16, 2021 10:08 PM (R/9t3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (lDdRA)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
None of it shows up in a DDG image search. Just lots of pictures of a dumpy middle-aged woman with poor dress sense and sometimes a little cleavage.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (AHq56)
i don't mind mixing it up now an then as variety if the spice of life. Some grated Parmesan on properly seasoned scrambled eggs can be nice. But the preparation that is best for me, is some chopped fresh dill.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (0jZnq)
Wait! What is this dignity the EU is talking about?
They have no dignity.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (CZm2G)
Is putting grits inside of an omelet OK, or would you hear the sounds of guns cocking should you ask?
Posted by: kbdabear
No you put eggs IN grits
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (aB+qI)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (qAR6u)
Scrambled eggs need chopped fresh parsley.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
we were so close to a match
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (+gUAb)
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (g741k)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (yQpMk)
Pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 10:07 PM (CjFDo)
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That's how I was raised, to sop up the yolks with toast. Breakfast lasts longer that way too because it takes twice as long to eat the eggs!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 10:11 PM (rwusL)
It is more dangerous to cross the street at night, almost.
We have to accept some risk for this great advance in science! 0.1% fatality rate is such a small price to pay, and remember by mass vaccinating, we are are paying hundreds or thousands for each dose, and that is transferring trillions to the medical research industry where they can invest in great new research programs, like how to modify esoteric viruses to be more infectious to humans - so it's a win-win!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2021 10:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (KAi1n)
I am real good at forgetting jokes, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Ladyl
"Nobody eats parsley"
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (arJlL)
I love fresh parsley and put it in almost every savory dish. It must contain a nutrient I need!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (yQpMk)
try the UK favorite, "eggs and the soldiers". That will really gross her out.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: JROD
Wouldn't you have a "what the hell?" moment if a woman asked to take a pic of you nekkid? Isn't that a sign of future trouble all by itself?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Rvt88)
The media will cover for him.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (dR6lV)
Scrambled eggs need chopped fresh parsley.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
we were so close to a match
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:10 PM (Rt/LJ)
Damn...
Let me try again!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2021 10:13 PM (LWu6U)
I think I see the problem
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:13 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (yQpMk)
My wife thinks it is disgusting, so I kinda make a show of it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
"looking at me eggs AKA sunnyside up" I eat around the yolk, then scoop up said yolk and devour. Should any accident occur, use toast to soak up said spillage.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
either avoid being around when they drink, or re-think the friendship entirely.
but i'm funny like that.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Rvt8
I guess you are supposed to feel honored that she is adding you to the spank bank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I think Texas not only has the right to secede legally, but also the bastardization of 'border security' they've had to endure as the largest border state.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 10:15 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2021 10:11 PM (LWu6U)
Wait, isn't the fatality rate for Covid <0.01%? So the vaccine is ten times more dangerous than the illness?
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 16, 2021 10:15 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2021 10:15 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 10:15 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:15 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 10:16 PM (aB+qI)
so, 0.1%; so, if you give it to 100 million people, 100,000 of them will die from it. Just about the same as the actual fatality rate of the covid virus itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 10:16 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:16 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2021 10:16 PM (TqblR)
Used to be red Tabasco, but one makes certain concessions to advancing years...
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I am mourning the death of OUR Republic! Last weekend of the greatest experiment in self governance. I may drink way more than I should. I am so pissed...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SFGoth
I've been meaning to type up my favorite joke and send to mis him. Involves 'pickets to tittsburgh' if you've heard that one
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (qH6FZ)
how come you guys didn't tell me about chorizo before? Good stuff.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:14 PM (Rt/LJ)
I think parsley gives food a fresh, slightly lemony-flavor.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Do I have to be obvious in my satire? Yes, that is the same as covid. I was making a joke.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2021 10:13 PM (LWu6U)
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wait until you've had cold powdered eggs seasoned with a splash or two of DF-2, because the only truck available to bring out chow was the maintenance deuce.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Your Woke McDonalds Employee at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
100,000 of them will die from it. Just about the same as the actual
fatality rate of the covid virus itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Easy there turbo, facts AND math, we'll have none of that in the new order!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SFGoth
$#^&$ If we get Zappa next week I'm gonna be eyeballing you. Besides, it was just as funny the second time around.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * invictus maneo at January 16, 2021 10:19 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (MPYWI)
* * * *
Please do! (That's a good joke...)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)
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now read the ingredients label...
put me off it for years.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (CZm2G)
Electrolytes?
Posted by: lowandslow at January 16, 2021 10:17 PM (qH6FZ)
Lol. Yeah, probably.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SFGoth
Yes. It's great! Moody, paranoid, edgy, with an ending that is sad and creepy. Great flick. I'm a Gene Hackman fanboy so I'm a bit biased.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (+gUAb)
City still sucks though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (tcXu0)
Posted by: SFGoth
Ah, you broke the code. There really are only about a dozen jokes. They're like character actors in old tv series, who might appear in completely different roles in different seasons. Dressed up differently, but the same joke.
These three flowers waltz into a gymnasium...
Posted by: mindful webworker
doesn't work that way
at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Doom at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (Cvp6z)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:18 PM (KAi1n)
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One of my favorite flicks. When he destroys his own apartment in a fit of paranoia, *chef's kiss*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (a0IVu)
put me off it for years.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)
Luckily, scrapple has no such thing. But, we butchered hogs when I was a kid so I know. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2021 10:22 PM (Rvt88)
Ketchup, meh. Chili sauce, pretty good. Salsa verde, the best.
Kaat might be a little frumpy, but I bet she's enthusiastic!
Posted by: Gayle King at January 16, 2021 10:22 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:22 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 16, 2021 10:23 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 16, 2021 10:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: navybrat
I've gone the other direction. Used to eat original Tabasco on my eggs, now I use habanero Tabasco.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 16, 2021 10:23 PM (jShG0)
But for some, bacon, is THE condiment.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2021 10:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: BacktoGA
A classic!
Posted by: Tonypete
Yes. It's the only joke in my bank. The one about the 6 and 4 year old first time cussing here was added to my bank too as I have boys that age. A real funny joke.
Another joke I'm trying to learn is 'tickle your Hutt with a feather' but I haven't mastered the delivery yet
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (MPYWI)
1) For fried potatoes (french fries, hash browns, etc.),
2) As a glaze on meatloaf,3) As an ingredient in home-made barbecue sauces, and
4) On hamburgers.
It's Science (tm) don't you know. ... Okay it's sciencish ... Okay ... Umm ... It's more scientific than any thing that comes out of Socialist Barbie's mouth ("Math is Hard."). ... Granted so is anything that come's out of my son's pug's other side.
Posted by: calbadger at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (uMp+h)
Well Joey CCP can use all of those cages he and the SCOAMF built to house them, kicker is that literally no one will say boo.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (tcXu0)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:20 PM (CZm2G)
See?
I'm a REAL American!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 10:25 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)
* * * *
I prefer my chorizo cooked well done with some nice caramelization. And steer away from the brands that contain filler and go with 100% meat.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Hoping and Praying at January 16, 2021 10:25 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:22 PM (KAi1n)
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If you are suggesting that her parents should have been executed before she was conceived you may be right.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:25 PM (CZm2G)
1) For fried potatoes (french fries, hash browns, etc.),
2) As a glaze on meatloaf,3) As an ingredient in home-made barbecue sauces, and
4) On hamburgers.
It's Science (tm) don't you know. ... Okay it's sciencish ... Okay ... Umm ... It's more scientific than any thing that comes out of Socialist Barbie's mouth ("Math is Hard."). ... Granted so is anything that come's out of my son's pug's other side.
Posted by: calbadger at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (uMp+h)
I fact-checked this and found it to be absolutely true.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
George Harrison went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Got My Mind Set On You'
Covered by Big Al
https://youtu.be/_uyyQlIIE5k
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 10:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 16, 2021 10:26 PM (H5knJ)
Ketchup, don't know if I've tried it. Prefer my added flavors to be less sweet for just eggs. Or fully sweet if going french toast or crepes.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 10:26 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Miklos, in the Waffle House parking lot having a smoke with Darleen at January 16, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
And if sous vide isn't your kink, you could always cook them up on a Himalayan salt block...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 10:26 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: calbadger at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (uMp+h)
You were doing OK till you got to the hamburger part.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:27 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Johnsonville is the brand at the store
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 10:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 16, 2021 10:26 PM (H5knJ
To me it does.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
ending that is sad and creepy. Great flick. I'm a Gene Hackman fanboy so
I'm a bit biased.
Posted by: Puddleglum
I'm on my motorcycle, pouring ass rain, ferry is late. They're shooting "Twice in a Lifetime." Board the ferry, walk upstairs in my rain gear, see Gene Hackman, walk up and say, "So you're the reason I'm gonna be late for work?, can I have your autograph?" He looks me up and down, kinda chuckles and writes the following, "Tom is late because of me, Gene Hackman."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2021 10:27 PM (tcXu0)
I feel the same way about green tea ice cream after sushi.
Posted by: Gayle King at January 16, 2021 10:28 PM (ioRP+)
I'm a REAL American!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
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Beautiful and gracious.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:28 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 10:28 PM (l3+k2)
Yell in pain while cutting. Fold a finger down. Douse a sausage link in ketchup and hold it up
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
Beautiful and gracious.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 10:28 PM (CZm2G)
***blushes and kicks dirt with toe***
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 16, 2021 10:30 PM (ioRP+)
A big day for me, at the time.
I woke up and was an hour late for work at Burger King. I got fired. An hour later I was hired at McDonalds *and* the UW hospital (I did both those jobs until I graduated high school). I later went to my girlfriend's house, had sex, and proposed to her. Then my car broke down on the way home.
We pulled back that marriage proposal. We were young. I did knock her up a couple months later. That girl, Stephanie, was born January 18, 1989 and we gave he up for adoption. I still want to meet her.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 16, 2021 10:30 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2021 10:31 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 16, 2021 10:26 PM (H5knJ)
yeah, like cheap weed. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (9Om/r)
He's still kicking at 90 years old.
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (0jZnq)
Fried: I'll take two.
Scrambled with cheese: minimum of three; stop me before I eat more than four.
Deviled: you're going to need more hens.
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (8JoH/)
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ipso iure at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (+gUAb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (Bvn1K)
It is a good tour, do it if you are able.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (w7KSn)
1) For fried potatoes (french fries, hash browns, etc.),
2) As a glaze on meatloaf,3) As an ingredient in home-made barbecue sauces, and
4) On hamburgers.
It's Science (tm) don't you know. ... Okay it's sciencish ... Okay ... Umm ... It's more scientific than any thing that comes out of Socialist Barbie's mouth ("Math is Hard."). ... Granted so is anything that come's out of my son's pug's other side.
Posted by: calbadger at January 16, 2021 10:24 PM (uMp+h)
5) Hot dogs.
Oh no it's not. Ketchup sucks on anything and everything.
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (DHR/k)
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2021 10:32 PM (8JoH/)
I love deviled eggs!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: wcgreen at January 16, 2021 10:34 PM (MXWSe)
I'm not complaining!!
Ketchup. ... on Ginger...
Posted by: mindful webworker
doesn't work that way
at January 16, 2021 10:34 PM (xdNUT)
Yell in pain while cutting. Fold a finger down. Douse a sausage link in ketchup and hold it up
Posted by: kbdabear
My friend would laugh their asses off and ask, "you gonna finish that?"
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:34 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 16, 2021 10:35 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: Congressional Razor Wire at January 16, 2021 10:35 PM (VA1FF)
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at January 16, 2021 10:35 PM (H5knJ)
He retired from acting a few years ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (+gUAb)
Gene's done a few narrations and such up to 2017-8, but his last movie role was in 2004.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (mzC78)
He had never known such a chore had to be done. He is from the Ohio Valley. He also was unfamiliar with a yooper scooper.
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (KATBx)
I'm a very strong believer in free will.
(But can't we judge just a little when it come to food preferences?)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (s4dNo)
Bacon is a natural on hamburgers. BUT, it is difficult for restaurants or commercial/retail to pull off. It has to be crispy, and hickory smoky goodness.
A few limp and stringy, flavorless pieces of .. whatever, the size of a band-aid ... That ain't a bacon burger.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2021 10:37 PM (a36X1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:37 PM (s4dNo)
Couldn't sell it in Utah, eh?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 10:37 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, with Healing Spells for All Modalities at January 16, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:34 PM (s4dNo)
Sigh...
We'll have to sit at separate tables at the restaurant.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:38 PM (ioRP+)
That pretty much turns it into a Horde anthem.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 10:38 PM (Bvn1K)
We'll have to sit at separate tables at the restaurant.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:38 PM (TdMsT
*kicks pebble with sadz face
Ok.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:38 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
And yet you seemed so nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
You really should post this over at the Bulwark.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (mzC78)
First, there were Pringles.
Now, it is lab grown meat.
The next and final step is, yep, Soylent Green.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: mindful webworker
trippee doood
at January 16, 2021 10:40 PM (xdNUT)
This week's eggs included soft boiled, hard boiled, fried, and scrambled . About 28, give or take a couple. Still giving away at least a dozen a week. Shot one of the roosters couple weeks ago. Egg production has gone up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ipso, just ipso at January 16, 2021 10:40 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)
When do we get the Brawndo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (nUhF0)
And he's getting inaugurated this coming Wednesday at noon
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2021 10:37 PM (a36X1)
Exactly, a true bacon burger needs the bacon roof, and it has to be wider and thicker than the actual patty. This way the patty can't be x-rayed from space.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (9Om/r)
"15 years ago, the Internet was an escape from real life. Now real life is an escape from the Internet."
Oof.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:36 PM (mzC7
What are you putting the rock on?
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (DHR/k)
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:39 PM (ioRP+)
That nic is so great, I'm jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
.
I shared earlier today that I'm moving out of the "marital home" on the 29th.
.
My next few months are going to be crazy and complicated, but you guys are the best.
.
Thank you for bringing some joy into my life on a regular and sustained basis.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (tpneH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
Ketchup on a Denver omelette? Right down the middle perfectly between the omelette and the hash browns.
Extra crispy, please.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (wEV/y)
Trying to make the hydraulics work on my grey market tractor, getting foam out all the lines. Suspect when I sheared a line I may have run the pump too dry and scoured the vane housing...Thoughts? (I've primed the damn thing with like 4 gal of H fluid, it picks up, but immediately goes back into cavitation.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
He didn't used to talk so dirty, though. He must have run around with a bad crowd in the wang clinics of Tijuana or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (Bvn1K)
Thank you for bringing some joy into my life on a regular and sustained basis.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (tpneH)
Wow.
That can't be easy. I just sent up a prayer for you.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:41 PM (DHR/k)
The underside of fir rafters, pitched at 15 degrees, and spaced on 24" centers. So, I am making a "cathedral ceiling".
Maybe I can hire Michaelangelo to tape and mud?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:43 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:44 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2021 10:44 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 10:44 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:43 PM (KAi1n)
It definitely was worth the repeat!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
That pretty much turns it into a Horde anthem.
*Tears come to my eyes as I rise with my hand on my heart, singing the anthem*
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:44 PM (qAR6u)
So about the same as actually getting covid, except that you might not even get covid, and they want *everyone* to take the "vaccine".
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 10:45 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at January 16, 2021 10:45 PM (tpneH)
Yes indeed I am. And it looks like you are in fine form tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
I had a little nap this afternoon.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Just typing that caused me to throw up a little bit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (nUhF0)
Maybe I can hire Michaelangelo to tape and mud?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:43 PM (mzC7
What kind of structure are you doing this to?
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (DHR/k)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (s4dNo)
And buttered grits and bacon, but that didn't really need to be said, right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: BEN REOTHLISBERGER at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (786Ro)
*sudden silence in the room other than guns cocking*
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:22 PM (qAR6u)
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Doesn't bacon make everything better?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom
Not like Emil Schlongermacher.
That man is a Miracle Worker
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos, all due professional regard at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
.
Thank you for bringing some joy into my life on a regular and sustained basis.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war.
I weep not for me, but for my grandchildren. I used to be able to walk along Trent Ave. in the Spokane Valley with a .22 rifle on my way to shoot ground squirrels along the N.P. right of way...Nobody said shit and the NP was happy to get rid of the little bastards tunneling under their tracks.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
Not a hydraulics guy. I have replaced some lines on my own tractor. Is there a filter in the system? You might want to take it off, if there is one, and open it up and check for metal filings. A large amount of metal filings would tell me the pump was bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:05
MarkY, you need to try the sammiche w/ Italian dressing. Let it marinate for a bit, and it's even better the next day.
Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Afternoon naps can be a great energy boost, thus preparing you to excel in the coming ONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (87oRe)
Scrapple is one thing I definitely put ketchup on.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 10:49 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (CAJOC)
Yes, except ketchup.
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:49 PM (DHR/k)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
And buttered grits and bacon, but that didn't really need to be said, right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:47 PM (87oRe)
You may eat at my table!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (7GxH7)
Be careful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (s4dNo)
Yeah, it's all laid out in an Aesop's Fable called "The Greedy Elephant."
It's in Aesop: The Director's Cut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (Bvn1K)
I think I've proven myself as a dedicated member of the Horde.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (KAi1n)
Yes you have!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
City still sucks though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Some day the Holland Tunnel will take you to Holland.
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Breathes sigh of relief!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (87oRe)
Be careful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
LOL!! Dad said with my ears, I looked like a cab coming down the road with both doors open. Does this mean I'm dateable?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A)
Drunk scrabble?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (7GxH7)
I think scrapple is something really gross.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2021 10:52 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (KAi1n)
Yes you have!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
I never thought there was any doubt. The earlier mimicking troll was so lame it was an obvious theft of your pseudonym!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:53 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (H5knJ)
That will be your sad epitaph.
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:53 PM (DHR/k)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho
Really ? Prayers up !
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 10:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 10:50 PM (H5knJ)
I'm speechless.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Scrapple is one thing I definitely put ketchup on.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Never understood why they called it pan rabbit. It's pig parts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:53 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: Farmer
If it's in the fridge, it's already on the sammich
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: ruralbob at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (PqKIk)
I once tried to feed scrapple to the dog, and he turned up his nose and walked away. Fucking German Shepherd.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (03n3v)
take it off, if there is one, and open it up and check for metal
filings. A large amount of metal filings would tell me the pump was bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No filter, which is odd in itself. But thanks, I will wade in further.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (r1z5A
Rofl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (s4dNo)
I weep not for me, but for my grandchildren. I used to be able to walk along Trent Ave. in the Spokane Valley with a .22 rifle on my way to shoot ground squirrels along the N.P. right of way...Nobody said shit and the NP was happy to get rid of the little bastards tunneling under their tracks.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Let me guess, hmmm West Valley Eagle. We didn't much care for the Eagles but I'm guessing I might predate you a bit.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (7GxH7)
$#^&$ If we get Zappa next week I'm gonna be eyeballing you. Besides, it was just as funny the second time around.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * invictus maneo at January 16, 2021 10:19 PM (7GxH7)
I sent Mis. Hum. a good joke for the Saturday ONT, but he's mad at me. Has me in his spam filters, he does.
You'll get yoko and zappa if you keep this shit up, though.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)
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I make a pizza sauce that uses sugar. In my experience, it is to cut the acidity of the tomato (or something like that).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (CAJOC)
Be careful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM
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All Obama got was the ears.
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can
Bacon is the candy bar of meats!
Everyone loves bacon.
You a communist?
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 10:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 10:51 PM (KAi1n)
Nutritionist friend said salt and sugar make almost anything tastier and hide a lot of problems, hence their excessive use in prepared foods!
Decent food would not require the taste boost!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:56 PM (87oRe)
Yeah, it's okay if a little leaks over there, but mainly it goes on the hash browns (scattered and smothered, natch).
And that stationary bike would be cooler if it was parked in front of a bar. Or a doughnut shop.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sodowski at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM (DHR/k)
It is, in Arizona real estate parlance, a "trailer with add-ons". Single-wide mobile. On each side, a concrete slab about 13 feet wide, the full length of the trailer. Back end of each slab has a concrete-block room built on it. One room is larger than the other. A canopy roof supported by posts and beams covers the whole shebang. Roof is supported by the block rooms, too.
I have enclosed the slab area not covered by the block rooms. One side is a garage, and the other will be the "great room". The enclosing walls are 2X4 and 2X6, and are wired, and will be insulated and drywalled inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (mzC78)
I always assume foam in hydraulics is a leak in the intake side.
Is it foam, or just milky?
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Well, okay- I'll take this one.
Cast iron skillet. Coarse grated potatoes. Peel or not, as you like. Heat your fat of choice: bacon grease, veg oil, olive oil
on medium high heat. Add the potatoes, spread them out evenly. Cook until the bottoms are crispy and brown. Cut the potato circle in half with a spatula and turn each half.
Cook until crispy and brown again. Drain and serve.
Or, just dump in the potatoes and keep stirring them around once in a while until done. Either is good.
Posted by: Sal at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (KTdeA)
Taunting a COB never seemed like a rewarding endeavor to me, but YMMV!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2021 10:52 PM (0jZnq
Made me laugh. Plus with these stupid masks, everyone looks like they have massive ears.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (s4dNo)
It is a good tour, do it if you are able.
Posted by: navybrat
Tried to visit once, flew out of the way enroute to NO to get there, but I arrived after it closed due to a delayed flight. Thanks United!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (jShG0)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (fpng3)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (ioRP+)
my Safeway carries a non-sweetened ketchup from Primal Kitchen. Still too sweet somehow, but no added sugar.
Posted by: chris-cross-apple-sauce at January 16, 2021 10:59 PM (ODHkI)
try the UK favorite, "eggs and the soldiers". That will really gross her out.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Rt/LJ)
That sounds like a title from a pron movie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 10:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
Any pill that would make your wang bigger would also make your ears bigger.
One pill makes 'em larger and one pill makes 'em small.
Posted by: Jefferson's dirigible at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (s4dNo)
And yeah, ketchup on eggs is fine as long as they're scrambled or made into an omelet.
Posted by: Dwayne at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
You could maybe probe around in the fluid reservoir with a magnet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (mzC78)
Taunting a COB never seemed like a rewarding endeavor to me, but YMMV!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 10:57 PM (87oRe)
He knows I'm full of shite.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (ioRP+)
This pretty much made my night.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Be careful.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 10:46 PM
All Obama got was the ears.
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba
And Big Mike O. got the swinging junk instead. Sort of like the Corsican Brothers.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (jShG0)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (qAR6u)
I think you got trolled twice this afternoon, rather stupid attempts, but I cannot remember exactly what they were.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Said nobody ever at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (1mSXP)
This is a great idea.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Nothanx.
Posted by: Dr. Moses Buba at January 16, 2021 11:02 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:02 PM (TsFZr)
Let me guess, hmmm West Valley Eagle. We didn't much care for the Eagles but I'm guessing I might predate you a bit.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
No, I did go to St. Paschals on Park. East Valley G'nights...and I doubt you predate me. I'm 29!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dwayne at January 16, 2021 11:00 PM (gtu/X)
In a pinch, and in desperate times, I might go for a really good pico de gallo on an omelet.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Yes. The entire neighborhood is a "manufactured home community". But it is not a trailer park. I own the lot (85X110), and there is no HOA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2021 11:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Unless it's a black woman with bleached cornrows
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (qAR6u)
As I approached the vat, my eyes started watering up, my nose started running and I had to back away in pain before I even got a taste.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:02 PM (TsFZr
Very cool! Was it the master?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (s4dNo)
*gags*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:05 PM (F0YaR)
I've had to replace a few lines but don't know much about hydraulics. Just getting the lines in the right places is confusing enough. When something breaks I just turn it off .. not sure what would happen if you kept running it, except you have no pressure with that line open. Make sure you have the lines on right, is my only guess (or maybe only I would do something dumb like that ... ha)
I need to switch a scoop onto my new (old) tractor, since it has a cab, which is nice in winter when the wind really blows. But I'll need to add ports for a joystick. Easy to delay on those jobs ... good luck.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (Cus5s)
Just discovered bacon jam. Coming up with ways to use it, on everything. I guess you can make it, but Walmart carries it and it is delish.
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (H5knJ)
Is it foam, or just milky?
Posted by: MarkY
It's seriously foamy, which is why I'm thinking the pump is bypassing, rather than pumping. (much like me in my old age.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pete Seria
So lets say you have a perfect national divorce....
how in the world do we get blonde women back into commercials? I feel the leftist institutions have cemented 'diversity' and 'white guilt' so that those blonde women will never reappear.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:04 PM (s4dNo)
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No, it was the copy that was going to KLSX (the L.A. radio station I was traveling with). Still pretty cool, as I recall it was the first song that George had released in six years.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (TsFZr)
They don't want to give Trump any credit for fast tracking the vaccine, but give it to *Biden.
How long before they turn this into "Trump is trying to kill everybody".
Posted by: Dwayne at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 10:33 PM (KATBx)
It will be eliminated in my first hundred days.
Posted by: Senile Xiden at January 16, 2021 11:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
In order for the oil to foam, the pump has to be sucking in air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:08 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
A farm boy huh? 29 here also . Grew up the other side of the valley at the foot of Tower mountain and yes it is my grandkids that I fear for.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:09 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:09 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
In order for the oil to foam, the pump has to be sucking in air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:08 PM (mzC78
Bad gaskets?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (Bvn1K)
how in the world do we get blonde women back into commercials? I feel the leftist institutions have cemented 'diversity' and 'white guilt' so that those blonde women will never reappear.
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I think it's up to us to start a nation blonde women's support group. Any volunteers?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (7ZQe3)
While Her Majesty and Delilah freeze their respective asses off in Tulsa this weekend I'm holding down the fort here.
Mr. Beast, one of our rescues, is 9 years old and in somewhat fragile health. Recently he's been much more energetic. It's either the cool weather or that he's now in a pen by himself and doesn't have to put up with bossy little Musya, our other rescue.
It was bone day today. Everyone got a kneecap, which causes deafness in Borzoi; they don't hear a thing you're saying when they're working one over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 16, 2021 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
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Here's how I do hash browns. Definitely use a cast iron skillet.
Shred the potatoes, and throw them into a bowl of cold water. Stir them around a bit with your hand, and leave them in for a minute or two.
Layout a double layer of paper towels, and transfer the shredded potatoes from the water to the paper towels in a thin layer, squeezing out as much water as you can as you take them out. Roll the paper towels up, squeezing as you do. If you're anal, like me, lay out another double layer of paper towels, and do it again. You want the potatoes as dry as possible. Season with salt and pepper.
Heat butter (3-4 tablespoons) in the skillet. When hot and melted, add the potatoes. Let one side cook to crisp, and then flip and let the other side cook.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2021 11:11 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Dwayne at January 16, 2021 11:06 PM (gtu/X).
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You've seen the death count. It's his.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:11 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:09 PM (7GxH7)
If I remember right, the Antique Auto Ranch is on Trent road, or nearby to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:11 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
reason they include a mini bottle of Tabasco sauce in that particular
MRE.
We had C-Rats and powdered eggs. Even though they're green when they cook them I liked them with a little pancake syrup, even in the rain.
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 11:13 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:11 PM (mht8P)
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The "Om nom nom" kind of deafness, eh? How does Beast manage with his bone?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:13 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
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I just want to know if there's a #WhoMurderedAshli hashtag.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (TsFZr)
Living Large - a limerick
If you want a bigger snorkel for your SCUBA
Or a bigger set of tubing for you tuba
If you want a bigger wang
Or darn near any thang
Send fifteen bucks to Doctor Moses Biba!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dwayne
How long before they kill Trump?
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (s4dNo)
Maybe, or maybe a bad shaft seal in the pump, or a cracked return line or leaky fitting on a return line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:15 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2021 09:55 PM
Damn son.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 11:15 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (s4dNo)
Maybe, or maybe a bad shaft seal in the pump, or a cracked return line or leaky fitting on a return line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (mzC78
Yup. I'd start at the easiest to get to. Water in the oil can also make it foamy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Dwayne
Ummmmm, just watch the news. And hold your gag response.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:15 PM (1mSXP)
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That's probably wrongthink now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (qAR6u)
Man, I never figured you for a cuck, kb.
*shakes head in surprise and embarrassment*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (Bvn1K)
https://tinyurl.com/y3hqxs9h
I've never noted him as a big conspiracy theory type of guy, so...
Read it yourself. *grains of salt not included*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (F0YaR)
Fine. What they can't do is conspire with internet infrastructure companies to shut down a competitor who allows free speech.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (qAR6u)
How does Beast manage with his bone?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
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He has enough teeth to give one a workout. Poor guy has a long list of problems. But he's comfortable and happy. He loves his ear noogies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (m45I2)
So close!
For 199.99, I'll send you an official Ace of Spades HQ edit button!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2021 11:16 PM (m45I2)
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Muldoon, you so rarely screw up, we'll let it pass, this time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:18 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:18 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (F0YaR)
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All the joint chiefs of staff have signed off, in a letter, that Joey B. is president.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (Bvn1K)
Well, ketchup on a vajay isn't something I'd recommend.
I don't think even Gwyneth Paltrow would try that.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (mht8P)
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Good. It's nice to hear when animals with health issues are taken in and given the best life they can have.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Just north of Trent. The paterfamilias had a 46 Studebaker PU, a 29 coupe and a 33 coupe which he always intended to rebuild in his retirement. Problem was he didn't retire until he was 80 and the Alzheimer's was already taking hold. He managed to get the Studabaker almost finished. The other 2 were in different stages of disassembly. Buddy ended up with all 3. He sold the 2 coupes and last time I spoke with him he had the Studabaker running. I am familiar with the Antique Auto Ranch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (7GxH7)
Reminds them daily how much we despise them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:18 PM (KATBx)
MRE? 'eM aRe Even worse than C-rations?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:20 PM (mzC78)
How fooked are we?
Very.
We are officially a vassal state of the CCP.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:10 PM (s4dNo)
Maybe, or maybe a bad shaft seal in the pump, or a cracked return line or leaky fitting on a return line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
All good suggestions and hints. I did flood this thing with a ton of fluid, if there are leaks, they are internal. But I've checked the levels in all adjacent voids and nothing unusual. Anybody wanna buy a MTE 2000 FD?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (7GxH7)
to take your mind from the election steal watch the rat pack have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nboaNyIaccY
The Rat Pack with Johnny Carson, 1965
great way to spend Saturday night
Posted by: free tibet at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
The #Resist! hashtag went on for 4 years, and my Leftie neighbor has two of those bumperstickers on his car.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:22 PM (sy5kK)
How fooked are we?
Very.
We are officially a vassal state of the CCP.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
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Yep.
USSA.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:22 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:19 PM (7GxH7)
Cool! I have toured through that place many times. But not real recently.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:22 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (ZSK0i)
Back to "Barry's Club For Guys Who Love Uniforms"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (YynYJ)
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From reading a certain webcomic, the trick with making hash browns from the raw potatoes is to shred them, soak them, then press the heck out of them between paper towels.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (TsFZr)
Fine. What they can't do is conspire with internet infrastructure companies to shut down a competitor who allows free speech.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:17 PM (qAR6u)
Reason.com is on my permanent 'never go there' list of links. And I will never link their shit either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (F0YaR)
No complaints.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Dollar Rd. Did a lot of business there.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (Bvn1K)
During World War II, the powdered eggs and Spam sent through Lend-Lease were considered manna from heaven in Russia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (MPYWI)
Let us not make that comment even in jest!
Please...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 16, 2021 11:21 PM (YynYJ)
That was my understanding of hash browns. It was a way of making a breakfast side dish from leftover cooked potatoes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (mzC78)
Papers required to get into DC...just like Baghdad.
Soldiers kitted up and armed in DC...just like Baghdad.
Elites protected from the people...just like Baghdad.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM (F0YaR)
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I read "Reason" magazine a few times back in the '80s. They would have some articles that were sensible, and then an article that was just off-the-wall insane.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: Braenyard
Times like this make me wish I were a B-52 Pilot with a willing crew.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
The best way to make hashbrowns is to buy them frozen.
Just tates, nothing else.
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 11:26 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: bour3 at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (KXQr+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Are you still around the best place on the Planet, Spokane WA?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Just tates, nothing else.
Posted by: MarkY at January 16, 2021 11:26 PM (nM/fW)
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Killjoy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:14 PM (qAR6u)
Nothing can improve boobs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (doAIC)
How fooked are we?
Very.
We are officially a vassal state of the CCP.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
Why it is almost like reciting an oath, is not the same as Taking The Oath?
Engrish be funny language!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:24 PM (Bvn1K
Wonder why the director of 9 1/2 weeks didn't think of that!
Chocolate shmocolate. Biscuits and gravy!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:28 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:23 PM
Same. My list gets longer each week, it seems.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 11:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (FsVxE)
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Coup, coup, casieu
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:28 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 16, 2021 11:28 PM (doAIC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - blinking SOS as hard as I can at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:28 PM (CZm2G)
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Yeah, well...it worked.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (TsFZr)
Forgot my Tabasco and paid the price that time.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: The Mitchter at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (TsFZr)
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Honestly, Reason was pretty good til like 2003, maybe 2004. Then it was fishwrap. I don't know what happened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (uXU95)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (mzC7
You had leftover potatoes?
Luxury.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (87oRe)
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So a Christian baker can decide for whom they bake a cake, right?
Oh.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:30 PM (F0YaR)
The Powerline buffoons are just now saying, "Hmm, perhaps there was something questionable about the presidential election." All we need is Andy McCarthy to reach the same conclusion. Frickin' lawyers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (mht8P)
Love you all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (l9m7l)
Weird how governments installed by the deep state aren't popular with the locals.
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 11:32 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 16, 2021 11:32 PM (doAIC)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:32 PM (+Cgio)
Weird how governments installed by the deep state aren't popular with the locals.
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (kOpft)
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Makes me ashamed I served in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:32 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:33 PM (s4dNo)
this, there is a reason they include a mini bottle of Tabasco sauce in
that particular MRE.
*gags*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:05 PM (F0YaR)
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ham and eggs, chopped C-rats, OTOH, were actually pretty good, except for the greenish tinge they had... and the portion was too small too.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 11:33 PM (aB+qI)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:25 PM (FsVxE)
Well, at least Baghdad is now a triumph of American diplomacy in the ME:
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:33 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:30 PM (F0YaR)
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I hate restaurant hash browns that come out crispy on the outside and mass of hot, wet potato on the inside.
That said, for all the disdain heaped on it, the Waffle House in Corsicana did some reasonably decent hash browns.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:33 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
True, but put those sweater puppies in shear lace bra, it's like the greatest Christmas unwrapping in the history of the planet.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (TsFZr)
I have 3 or 4 pairs from the 80s that were never worn. I just couldn't quite button them so I put them away figuring I would fit in them eventually. I forgot about them until somewhat recently when i ran across them. Lol yeah no fucking way am I fitting in them now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (9Om/r)
The article makes no mention of the fact that all other people suck and deserve to be punched in the face.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (C9m+i)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (OssQ4)
Papers required to get into DC...just like Baghdad.
Soldiers kitted up and armed in DC...just like Baghdad.
Elites protected from the people...just like Baghdad.
Posted by: SMH
Good lady, thank you for the service you gave our country when it was our country.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (mht8P)
99.9% of our problems can be laid at the feet of political lawyers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (TdMsT)
the baked potato idea works too.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (Rt/LJ)
Forgot my Tabasco and paid the price that time.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (6Pqz7)
One of my mandatory 'A' bag must haves, was a full container of metamucil. Shit a Pot Full, for those of you not 29.
Made the powdered eggs and sand encrusted T-rats go down. And out.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (7GxH7)
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Thank the Deep Sate, Halliburton, KBR, etc.
I was just a dupe.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (Bvn1K)
They were desperate to incorporate the anti-war people with hopes of growing the Libertarian party. But the "movement" they thought they were tapping into was mostly just a facade to get Dems back in power not something based on any actual principles, so they just ended up with a higher concentration of kooks.
Posted by: Sjg at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (C9m+i
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Correction due to AoSHQ Style Guide.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (+Cgio)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (7GxH7)
Well said good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: The Mitchter at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (8SSHh)
I've had a craving for whipped cream on boobs since the first time I saw this album cover...
https://tinyurl.com/bf6lgxe
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:37 PM (+Cgio)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:37 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:37 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (87oRe)
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Ah humm.
Posted by: K Street at January 16, 2021 11:37 PM (CZm2G)
Willowed, but I was just thinking i hadn't seen chique pop in in a minute. Hope she's ok and the pillaging is good.
Posted by: funsize at January 16, 2021 11:37 PM (I9rNZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:31 PM (mht8P)
Yeah, they are *almost* on my no-go list. I generally just check out The Week In Pictures by Hayward and ignore the rest of their stuff.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)
Gonna need some time to process that one.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (KATBx)
I was just a dupe.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:35 PM (FsVxE)
{{{SMH}}} no fault attaches to you, your intentions were honorable and patriotic. The betrayals, as usual, were at far far higher levels than yours.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Don't know, but Great Grandpa would take his new jeans and drag them behind his horse to "break them in"
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Good lady, thank you for the service you gave our country when it was our country.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (7GxH7)
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It still is my country and PDT is still its true president. Joe can be Grand Drooler in Bidenstan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (mht8P)
He is out right now on his own recognizance, no bail.
But, you, citizen, must turn in your guns.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
I gave up on Powerline a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (9Om/r)
Gonna need some time to process that one.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (KATBx)
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Same here.
Disgusted and heartsick doesn't even come close to what I'm feeling right now.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (mht8P)
Totally this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (sd8p8)
I was just a dupe.
Posted by: SMH
They stole our country. They did not steal your honor. You and everyone else who served will always have my utmost respect. God put you over there for a reason. I doubt it was to further the interests evil.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:41 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:39 PM (w7KSn)
Meet the new boss, far far worse than any old boss the USA has ever had!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:41 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 11:40 PM (sd8p
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Yes, it was. Wish we were there, now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:41 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:32 PM (FsVxE)
No way. You signed up, you did what you were ordered to do. And I thank you for that.
Now, if you had followed an illegal order...
Sometimes even that isn't clear at the time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:41 PM (F0YaR)
They must be watching a precipitous drop in clicks.
Next thing you know, they'll notice that maybe Sundown Joe isn't a good friend of Israel
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (TdMsT)
Ok, back to lurking..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (pEmWl)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (s4dNo)
https://tinyl.io/3L1j
"Wikileaks just dumped all of their files online. Everything from Hillary Clinton's emails, McCain's being guilty, Vegas shooting done by an FBI sniper, Steve Jobs HIV letter, PedoPodesta, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Bilderberg, CIA agents arrested for rape, WHO pandemic." ...etc. Additional links to follow.
I suspect a lot of this stuff would have been linked to a "dead man's drop" (e.g. Assange's revenge for Arkancide)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (7GxH7)
Well said good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:36 PM (87oRe)
SMH, hold your head high, I thank you and your co-patriots every day.
You weren't the one who spent $400 million of their own money to corrupt the election, that was Zuckerberg.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (9Om/r)
Don't be shy...
we really need to get back to having the occasional De-Lurker Threads.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (+Cgio)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:33 PM (TsFZr)
I hit Waffle House every month or two, and always get hash browns. And almost never get waffles. Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (/UQ/R)
Ok, back to lurking..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (pEmWl)
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Lurk less, talk more. They let me in here, so you know the standards are low.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (mht8P)
I'm home and listening to the latest Nile album, Vile Nilotic Rites, and oh my fucking GAWD this shit is incredible!
https://youtu.be/QMQ_u21PQcA
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (1Yy3c)
We are conquered, without an enemy firing a shot.
May as well get over it.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (qAR6u)
He has been a Jew hater and anti Israel for his entire career.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (uXU95)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (+Cgio)
The next four years is going to be very different and how it's going to play We Just Don't Know.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (CZm2G)
Tick tock losers.
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (JOKOD)
You're spending Saturday night trolling a blog. You must be a real winner with the chicks
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: funsize at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (I9rNZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (mht8P)
\
And you are one of the classier acts here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (pEmWl)
Get your ass back here!
So...
You like Metal?
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (XEfn8)
He has been a Jew hater and anti Israel for his entire career.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (uXU95)
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There is nothing he does not hate.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (CZm2G)
More stuff for the media and "our betters" to ignore, that most people will never know about.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (FsVxE)
The article makes no mention of the fact that all other people suck and deserve to be punched in the face.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2021 11:34 PM (C9m+i)
I thought that was just assumed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:45 PM (+Cgio)
Is there a link, and an archive plan?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (F0YaR)
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Much as I like them, I don't usually do waffles or pancakes for breakfast these days. Too heavy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (TsFZr)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyl.io/3L1p
P.S. -- Assange just might get that Pardon, what say you?
P.P.S. -- If this is the real deal, what are the odds that Trump's White Hats got an early peek...?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)
Biden is a flat out racist and anti-Semite and no one seems to give a shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:46 PM (1Yy3c)
Metal is mother. Metal is father. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (9Om/r)
If you have not staged a violent intervention, are you really his Friend?
That's like allowing someone to put nothing but butter and salt on his French Toast and not having the committed.
That type of shit is a cry for help!
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (+Cgio)
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:42 PM (TdMsT)
{{{LADY!!}}}
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:43 PM (9Om/r)
HEY, you two!
Get a room!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
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Probably the same creature as earlier today. I have never before seen evil personified first hand.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2021 11:49 PM (TsFZr)
Crickets.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:49 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (9Om/r)
*Nods, for he is of the knowing*
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Hopefully people keep a healthy skepticism of their output.
I will never forgive them for trying to portray gun camera footage of a helicopter taking out a group of men with clearly identifiable RPGs as cold blooded murder.
Posted by: Sjg at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (gDSJf)
just like we all deserve better senators, congressmen, judges
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (nUhF0)
Crickets.
So nothing new? Sadz.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (+Cgio)
Only thing that needs to be added to eggs is Tabasco or Cholula sauce.
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (1Yy3c)
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Her Majesty puts that on her omlettes. Not to my taste.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (mht8P)
We are conquered, without an enemy firing a shot.
May as well get over it.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
Oh, eventually there will be shots fired, bank on it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (sy5kK)
Need a research team stat.
Great timing, looks like another another too little too late farce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:51 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)
I have some bad news for you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2021 11:51 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Thank you for articulating this. When truth is lies, and lies are truth....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:52 PM (r1z5A)
I will never forgive them for trying to portray gun camera footage of a helicopter taking out a group of men with clearly identifiable RPGs as cold blooded murder.
Posted by: Sjg at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (gDSJf)
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That happened outside our perimeter in Bayji in 2003.
Apaches were called in after guards at one of the OPs noticed them through NVGs.
The guards enjoyed the show afterwards.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:52 PM (FsVxE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2021 11:53 PM (uXU95)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:53 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Ike at January 16, 2021 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
This appears to be a mass dump, within the last six hours. And no, I doubt this went out the front door (which is being watched by folks who don't this info released).
Once again: https://tinyl.io/3L1y
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 16, 2021 11:54 PM (W+kMI)
Master of the ambush ban hammer, de lurkes.
Evening, to ya.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 16, 2021 11:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Lay it on me brother, I am numb beyond pain.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:54 PM (r1z5A)
Wait, I thought the Left had normalized "Not My President". Now according to the trolls we all have to cry "Hail, Joe!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 11:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 11:48 PM (9Om/r)
*Nods, for he is of the knowing*
Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2021 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)
The Blues had a baby, and they named it "Rock and Roll".
Posted by: Muddy Waters at January 16, 2021 11:56 PM (sy5kK)
Since I have the friend, I'm not that friend.
Posted by: Brocksdaddy at January 16, 2021 11:56 PM (gQ2Pj)
Posted by: Live From Fucking, Austria at January 16, 2021 11:54 PM (w3OLr)
Or troll blogs on a Saturday night
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:57 PM (qAR6u)
Do you spit or swallow?
Posted by: Muddy Waters at January 16, 2021 11:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2021 11:57 PM (FsVxE)
Only thing that needs to be added to eggs is Tabasco or Cholula sauce.
Posted by: Robert
Count Cholula?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (63Dwl)
It. Looks like lots of very old stuff. Don't just throw links onto a page and assume that it is important.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (uXU95)
Gonna need some time to process that one.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (KATBx)
I recall irritating a bunch of people when I stated that the military would take orders from Pelosi and Schumer before they took any orders from Trump. Well here it is, decision time, and that's what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (V2Yro)
I find that rum makes me happy and relaxed.
Tequila makes me want to snort cocaine and listen music.
Gin makes me run my mouth and write incredibly long ONT comments.
Brown liquor makes me want to settle grudges.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (C9m+i)
Posted by: Ike
You reigned in Patton...Your words were hollow.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2021 11:58 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 16, 2021 11:59 PM (1mSXP)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2021 11:57 PM (qAR6u)
This trolling is the kind of thing that makes you believe Insomniac was ahead of his time in capturing the tire iron market!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 11:59 PM (87oRe)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2021 11:59 PM (mzC78)
I remember a girl bringing dog bicuits and toothpaste to school for her turn at 'Snack time' in elementary school.
Lara Johnson
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:01 AM (+Cgio)
That's it for me. Good night, Hordians. I don't want to hear any reports in the morning about your filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2021 12:01 AM (mht8P)
Those that can do Don't talk.
Those that cant do Do talk.
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Those that try to start verbal slapfights on the ONT are NeverTrumper bitches. Go bend over for the powers behind President Placeholder's desk, dickhead.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 17, 2021 12:01 AM (W+kMI)
Nowhere as scary when I watched reruns in the 60s.
Very entertaining, better than watching the news and our country going down the sewer.
I'm gonna zone out to the TZ, sleep well all.
Posted by: Farmer at January 17, 2021 12:02 AM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 17, 2021 12:02 AM (W+kMI)
No one cares. No courts. No DOJ.
No one.
Every now and then the bad guys win.
This seems to be one of those times.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
plus I got a massage this afternoon
Will wait until food thread tomorrow to share what we had for dinner tonight
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 17, 2021 12:03 AM (/UQ/R)
I am out of here.
Never forget, "our" senior officer core is NOT immune to the blandishments of graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2021 12:03 AM (87oRe)
No one cares. No courts. No DOJ.
No one.
Every now and then the bad guys win.
This seems to be one of those times.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
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Think of it as June, 1940, in Great Britain.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:03 AM (TsFZr)
This seems to be one of those times.
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Every now and then the good guys win.
This isn't one of those times.
Posted by: SMH at January 17, 2021 12:03 AM (FsVxE)
Posted by: keena at January 17, 2021 12:04 AM (RiTnx)
doing, plenty of misdeeds, plenty of lies and deceptions. Evidence for
days. Weeks.
No one cares. No courts. No DOJ.
No one.
"There is no one who does right"
Posted by: Methos at January 17, 2021 12:04 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:01 AM (+Cgio)
That's serial killer behavior!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2021 12:04 AM (uXU95)
corps, dammit
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2021 12:05 AM (87oRe)
Captured the market did he? I'm not paying that kind of markup.
[sticks with crowbars]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 17, 2021 12:05 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2021 11:29 PM (Bvn1K)
Wasn't that roughly the time that the Goth Fonzie got 'holt of the levers in that locomotive? And subsequently ran it right off the rails.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2021 12:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 17, 2021 12:06 AM (sd8p8)
Or troll blogs on a Saturday night
Posted by: kbdabear
He can't really help that. It's an entry level position at Google and his overlords make him work weekends. You can't blame his man-child infantile personality on him. His dad Brian, who now goes by Bree gave him no clue on what it takes to be a grown man. His mom, well, they've never had much of a relationship. She did friend him on FB, so there is that.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 12:06 AM (7GxH7)
Aim Toothpaste and Dog Treats
Some things you just can't forget, man.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:06 AM (+Cgio)
Gonna need some time to process that one.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 16, 2021 11:38 PM (KATBx)
The Joint Chiefs have been a perfidious den of snakes for that last 4 years and Trump has told them they were useless to their faces. They can go hang (literally for all I care). Each individual soldier is responsible for the oath he took and no officer can tell him if the orders he is given violate his oath... only he can decide that. I have faith in our soldiers even if some (or most) of their officers are compromised Obama drones.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 12:07 AM (946rW)
[sticks with crowbars]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 17, 2021 12:05 AM (ZSK0i)
Perhaps, but with a Insom Tire Iron, you get to leave the patented "Tire Irons "Я" Us imprint on the subject!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2021 12:07 AM (87oRe)
No one.
"There is no one who does right"
Posted by: Methos at January 17, 2021 12:04 AM (kOpft)
When in the course of human events...
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 12:08 AM (946rW)
Some things you just can't forget, man.
Posted by: garrett at Janu
What did the teacher do, did the girl eat that?
I have so many questions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:10 AM (xhUfN)
So noted.
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he wants all the fresh juicy scandals of the recent past, not the older ones that are still dangerous to those they're associated with.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 17, 2021 12:10 AM (W+kMI)
It's like Jesus is arriving on Wednesday, and we're all saved!
What it is, is pathetic garbage.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 12:11 AM (sy5kK)
0.1% wu flu fatality = mass media fueled hysteria, lockdowns, small businesses ruined, rights taken away, mandated wearing of masks......
Posted by: Al Bundy at January 17, 2021 12:11 AM (R73w+)
in the morning about your filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad
attitudes.
I wouldn't hold my breath on that one, lol.
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2021 12:11 AM (+ya+t)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 17, 2021 12:11 AM (/UQ/R)
Oh, yeah...
she plated up a whole bunch of them and the Teacher was simultaneously aghast and concerned about that weird little girls feelings.
Of course, we were all shocked, grossed out and confused because it was fucking snack time and what the hell is going on here!?
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:13 AM (+Cgio)
Time for bed.Have a good night.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 17, 2021 12:13 AM (sd8p8)
Brave Keyboard Rangers, Rise Up!
Charge the barricades to protest the deplatforming and banning of speech you do not agree with or that offends you, or that irritates you, or that you do not understand!
Interactive communication BAD; Confirmation bias (and your kink of preference) GOOD!
Star Chambers for Echo Chambers!
Posted by: Speak Truth to Power in Hopes They Will Arise at January 17, 2021 12:13 AM (4NvMS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 17, 2021 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:16 AM (KAi1n)
Perhaps, but with a Insom Tire Iron, you get to leave the patented "Tire Irons "Я" Us imprint on the subject!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Are they made from Chinese pot metal?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2021 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
It seems that their English teacher was due for a review where the higher ups sat in her class and observed.
Little jokingly said to her cohorts, "We should ask her if we get to play with the Ouija Board again today", a symptom of the inappropriate humor she has obtained from one of her parents (I'm guessing her mom, maybe?).
In any event, they said this in the presence of the class ass-kisser, a kid with Aspergers.
Even though they were model students during the class that was reviewed, the narc told the teacher who held them after class the next class period complete with a "You hurt my feelings" screed.
I had to play the good parent and give Little a talking to. I told her I was very disappointed in her for talking in front of the narc and not to ever do that again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2021 12:18 AM (C9m+i)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:18 AM (+Cgio)
that is from LibertyUnyielding.com --invoke Insurrection Act, put Flynn/Military in charge to sort out the election theft, and the China spies (half of congress, and China Joe) ... well, I will sleep on that dream scenario. ...
https://tinyurl.com/y6r8f4w8
Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2021 12:18 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 202
That is the weirdest thing. Was she your class weirdo?
I feel sorry for her now, poor thing. I wonder if her parents were strange and fed her that?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:20 AM (xhUfN)
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Can we at least see Swallwell in front of a firing squad?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:21 AM (TsFZr)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:22 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 17, 2021 12:22 AM (1mSXP)
I saw about 30 seconds of a national news broadcast earlier this evening, and can say that's the last 30 seconds I'll watch for weeks, at least.
The LOCAL news here is nothing but copy and paste crap from the AP.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2021 12:23 AM (63Dwl)
after that day, she was one of them.
>>I feel sorry for her now, poor thing. I wonder if her parents were strange and fed her that?
I definitely recall her eating them that day and the teacher explaining the next day that you 'could' eat a dog biscuit. They weren't gonna get you sick or some shit. But the damage was done and the little ginger girl was a bit of a pariah.
...until she sprouted some C cups in Junior Year.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:24 AM (ZElk5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Interesting. I wrote a poem about an old British man who on his deathbed reveals to his two grandchildren that he saved the life of a German bomber pilot who had crash landed during the Battle of Britain. Part of it goes:
In an English country garden, English countryside, my dear old veteran grandpa, not much time alive. Opened up and told me of a story, life he saved of a German back in '40. If this fellow of my hatred I could conquer over. Build that bridge, from London town to Leipzig square, like Albert and Victoria, lead the way.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:26 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:26 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 17, 2021 12:27 AM (DZprG)
I definitely recall her eating them that day and the teacher explaining the next day that you 'could' eat a dog biscuit. They weren't gonna get you sick or some shit. But the damage was done and the little ginger girl was a bit of a pariah.
...until she sprouted some C cups in Junior Year.
Posted by: garrett at January 17,
I remember the weird kids that ate the paste out of the jar. Then we could only have a little bit of paste on a paper towel because of the paste eaters. I don't know what I would have thought about a kid eating Aim and dog treats.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:27 AM (xhUfN)
She is in high school at a Baptist school, so I'm sure they have been told about the occult status if the Ouija at some point.
I take all of her stories in stride. She's a smart kid and stays out of trouble. Ever since she was a little Little I've always been very straightforward with her. I tell her if she gets in trouble just to let me know and I will give her a fair hearing. As such, she tells me everything.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2021 12:29 AM (C9m+i)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:27 AM (xhUfN)
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Well...I remember eating the fuzz balls off the carpet in kindergarten.
I think I may owe my robust immune system to that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:29 AM (TsFZr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 17, 2021 12:30 AM (pEmWl)
I had to play the good parent and give Little a talking to. I told her I was very disappointed in her for talking in front of the narc and not to ever do that again.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Soon to grow up to be a solid adult.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 12:30 AM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at Jan
That's even funnier, I'm sure that freaked them out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:30 AM (xhUfN)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:30 AM (KAi1n)
Had to be 2 miles.
That kid got a lot of excercise.
Eventully his parents had to enroll him in a private school.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:31 AM (ZElk5)
Creme de menthe? What the hell? You couldn't find scotch?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:34 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 17, 2021 12:34 AM (1mSXP)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:21 AM (TsFZr)
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not likely, but he lives here in Lost Angels, so maybe a random drive-by will get him...
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:34 AM (aB+qI)
That kid got a lot of excercise.
Eventully his parents had to enroll him in a private school.
Posted by: garrett at Januar
Where the hell did you go to school?
I felt sorry for the Jehovah witness kids because they went home every time we had a party. No one made fun of them that I recall. There were two of them and they were both named Jesse.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2021 12:35 AM (xhUfN)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:34 AM (aB+qI)
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Probably not a lot of random drive-bys in Brentwood, or whatever posh locale he lives in.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:36 AM (TsFZr)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 17, 2021 12:36 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at January 17, 2021 12:37 AM (KAi1n)
He could live anywhere else, of course. It happens.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:38 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 17, 2021 12:39 AM (vuisn)
That said, I strongly disapprove of what happened, and I'd like to stop it from happening yet again. I don't even really care about the reasons for the war, maybe it was good or maybe it was bad, I don't know and I won't pass any judgment on that.
What I do care about is the outcome. We lost. And we lost because our civilian government is too corrupt for any command role, and our country's populace is too frivolous to bother defending. And that is reflected in our downward spiral of frivolity and corruption that's resulted in seventy years of failed foreign wars.
Until such time as we can rid ourselves of the actual enemy, the domestic one, this pattern will continue, because they strongly prefer our foreign ones to us. And I can't any longer support these frivolous, corrupt wastrels sending our finest to die, on the orders of scoundrels, in the defense of fools. It's disgusting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2021 12:40 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:36 AM (TsFZr)
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his district is in the East Valley (Glendale, Burbank, etc) so not that many really posh locales... lots of Armenian, and others, gang violence though, so it's a non-zero chance for him.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:41 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:38 AM (w7KSn)
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Pfff. One of my Senators lives in New York.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:41 AM (TsFZr)
Try to not burn the place down. thnx.
Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 17, 2021 12:41 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:43 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:41 AM (aB+qI)
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I thought Schiff was Burbank, Glendale and Echo Park.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:43 AM (TsFZr)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:43 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:43 AM (aB+qI)
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Pretty much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:44 AM (TsFZr)
Why your buddy Jekyll becomes Mr. Hyde after one too many"
Because he's an asshole?
Some things don't require psychoanalysis
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2021 12:44 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:44 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 17, 2021 12:45 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 17, 2021 12:51 AM (TsFZr)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 12:53 AM (ZElk5)
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2021 12:57 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:30 AM (KAi1n)
I saw that post... and smiled.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2021 01:00 AM (F0YaR)
If you mean as in Metal music, nope.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 17, 2021 01:01 AM (pEmWl)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 12:22 AM (aB+qI)
I'm not the slightest bit amused by working for Bumbles O'Fuckstick and his sidekick the Whore of Babylon. Nor do I care for the military hierarchy, who are a bunch of pantywaist twits who spent the last week sending out emails to everyone that we must beware of the horrible right wing threat of violence at every federal installation and building. Not a peep after the burn-it-down riots over the past two years, but NOW we have to beware.
Every asshole who made rank under O'buttfuck is a leftist quisling, and probably never shot a rifle in anger or attack. Fuck them all.
Aaaaaand, now I'm probably on some list somewhere.
Hi Bob, from NSA. Bite me, and not in a good way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2021 01:01 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:02 AM (7GxH7)
Posted by: funsize at January 17, 2021 01:03 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:03 AM (L2ZTs)
Why your buddy Jekyll becomes Mr. Hyde after one too many"
Because he's an asshole?
Some things don't require psychoanalysis
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2021 12:44 AM (PTDkx)
I've known exactly one 'mean drunk', and he really did the Jekyll/Hyde transformation with a snoot full.
ymmv.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2021 01:04 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2021 01:05 AM (Bvn1K)
Doesn't take much encouragement for the minions of the executive branch to swing their dicks.
Remember Meal Team 6.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 01:06 AM (ZElk5)
Does Pixy need to be notified to screen it out, or is it to laugh?
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 17, 2021 01:06 AM (YwPJG)
The guy who couldn't get it up? And hads the shames?
That guy has popped up(!) before.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 01:08 AM (ZElk5)
I was enjoying the Del Fuegos LP you sent me last week. And the past couple days, I've been enjoying my Beach Boys 200mg vinyl. Fun fun fun!! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)
My impression: there was going to be almost no inauguration activity of the normal kind - maybe a military parade. People were encouraged to stay away (!!). So - WTF with fences and NG and blah blah blah??
And anywhere *outside* DC? WTFF?
What "threat" is our genius-level heroic LE community preparing for?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2021 01:11 AM (OTzUX)
We honor the oath always, as it only expires when the oath taker does. I look at the present situation and can only say that we may have lost this battle but the WAR IS OURS.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2021 01:12 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)
As Mrs. Sock commented on the earlier post, it's the rubbing it ain't the cream.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:14 AM (7GxH7)
Fascists have to fascist.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 17, 2021 01:14 AM (YwPJG)
Up above in the comments, I linked to a Legal Insurrection piece by Jacobson about that topic. I place no value on his suppositions, but it *is* way out of the ordinary behavior for previous inaugurations.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2021 01:16 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:16 AM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2021 01:16 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2021 01:11 AM (OTzUX)
Its NOT LE, its the Pentagon.
The same Joint Chiefs who for the first time ever posted a statement saying Biden was the Next Prezzy.
LE does not control the National Guard, the Pentagon does.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2021 01:17 AM (oHd/0)
A new lincoln project ad asks which side of the edmund pettis bridge are you on
Which deck of the Edmund Fitzgerald are you on?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2021 01:17 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! at January 17, 2021 01:18 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: irongrampa
Amen IG. Resolute and unwavering.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:18 AM (7GxH7)
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The war is won by Jesus Christ.
Whether the US, as currently instituted, will be along for the ride, is in serious doubt.
Posted by: SMH at January 17, 2021 01:19 AM (FsVxE)
It's a miracle, I tell ya.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2021 01:19 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2021 01:19 AM (63Dwl)
What "threat" is our genius-level heroic LE community preparing for?
Posted by: rhomboid
Tinfoil makes me itch but I'm thinking perhaps a false flag? Stay home. Take inventory and clean your weapon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:22 AM (7GxH7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Big fences around the Capitol? WTF? The entire "dangerous white nationalist/insert your imaginary boogie man here threat" could fit into two sheriff's buses. And I'd guess maybe 5 or 6 would be anywhere near DC this week.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2021 01:23 AM (OTzUX)
Got my karaoke gig back tonight. The gov'nerd here dropped the restrictions on bars and restaurants staying open late, so I'm back to making more money...until they have to pay their waitresses $15 an hour...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 17, 2021 01:26 AM (aommx)
Gald you are loving your LPs. Gotta take those simple pleasures where we find them these days.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 01:29 AM (ZElk5)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 17, 2021 01:30 AM (YwPJG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2021 01:30 AM (L2ZTs)
Yeah. That's right and never let them forget it.
Kamala's Family knew their slave stock well.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 01:32 AM (ZElk5)
protect those cities they wouldn't be in ruins now. One and all are
behaving as though no violence occurred until last week in Washington.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 17, 2021 12:45 AM (a4EWo)
Washington was for the most part not violent... at least on the part of the protesters. Do not buy into the news that said it was (I am still waiting for pictures to be released of the "bludgeoning" of the one police officer that dies of a stroke).
Unlike leftist "protests".
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 01:34 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * iugulare mortuos at January 17, 2021 01:35 AM (7GxH7)
Posted by: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! at January 17, 2021 01:36 AM (Bvn1K)
The stolen election is well proven. Corrupt courts refusing to look at the evidence does not mean the evidence does not exist.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 01:36 AM (946rW)
Posted by: rhomboid
Tinfoil makes me itch but I'm thinking perhaps a false flag? Stay home. Take inventory and clean your weapon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * twice on Sundays at January 17, 2021 01:22 AM (7GxH7)
Fake news.Honest LE agencies have already admitted as much.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 01:38 AM (946rW)
It's Tony Chachere's or nothin'.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 17, 2021 01:39 AM (aommx)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2021 01:14 AM (gvmrk)
As none of us live in modern day Africa or the middle East (or China), the answer is none.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 01:44 AM (946rW)
Posted by: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! at January 17, 2021 01:49 AM (Bvn1K)
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Voting in a rigged electoral system does nothing but lend that system legitimacy. Biden did not win; he was installed. You figure out what the solution is after you correctly identify the problem.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 17, 2021 01:55 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 17, 2021 01:55 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! at January 17, 2021 01:59 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 17, 2021 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
As always, remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Now, more than ever.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2021 02:03 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 17, 2021 02:06 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! at January 17, 2021 02:10 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 02:12 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 02:32 AM (KAi1n)
Anyway, engaging raimondo is not discouraged, as it really really is with the others who are so obvious. How you do it is your choice. But I don't recall seeing him return the ad hominem abuse he mostly gets here. Coulda missed it.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2021 02:37 AM (OTzUX)
I have seen raimondo be abusive to the Horde and CoBs.
He can be rational, in short bursts. Then a 1/x² decay pattern kicks in. He becomes noise in a high signal to noise blog.
raimondo can block the signal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 02:42 AM (u82oZ)
Raimondo. If you're reading this. Plan to attend the 2021 Tx Mo Meet in October. I'll ensure that your room is paid. I'll also strive to make sure that others of the Horde cover your airfare as well. Believe it or not, we WILL make you feel WELCOME there. Food, drink, hospitality, friendship, the whole shebang.
I'm being dead serious here, mate. Fold, call or raise. Our friendship will absolutely overwhelm your trolldom. Guar-an-damn-tee-ya.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2021 02:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2021 01:32 AM (ZElk5)
In the biblical sense?
Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2021 02:47 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Sh!t happens when you don't get your medical marijuana prescription refilled fast enough, LOL.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 02:48 AM (KAi1n)
As I understand it, late comments to a blog are auto-banned. It seems to be two posts back is the limit, then auto-banning.
My Visualization of the Blog all is likely flawed in some way, as inside information is closely guarded, for obvious reasons.
We are almost the last big blog that is free of cant and quite informative. I'm sure lots of soy-boy barbarians want to take a swing at ace. He was sued by that SWAT slug. I guess he did OK, but we are at the point of the spear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 02:49 AM (u82oZ)
Sheesh. Time for bed.
Jim, you continue to be the mensch of the blog. You bring good things to those around you. Like that caravan you were part of.
I would rather turn blog members MoMeet funds to bring FenelonSpoke to the TxMoMeet. She is a NJ person. Don't know if she has been to Texas.
She has earned our support by her constant good works. We can be a tough crowd of rapscallions to our Blog Pastor.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 02:54 AM (u82oZ)
I think we get one last year of coast to coast Mo Meets. Freely. Mechanisms won't have kicked in quite so fast as to interfere as yet. Attend, engage, enjoy. Then it's heads below the trench line, thereafter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2021 02:55 AM (QzJWU)
I think he is a lesson in free speech. The lesson is for us and mostly for him. I would ban him, no question there, and with not a second's thought. But there is a lesson there. The chance he learns that lesson is about as likely as my winning the Mega Millions.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 02:55 AM (Rt/LJ)
and quite informative. I'm sure lots of soy-boy barbarians want to
take a swing at ace. He was sued by that SWAT slug. I guess he did OK,
but we are at the point of the spear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 02:49 AM (u82oZ)
you are one of my blog faves. So humble and always asking us to not despair.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 02:57 AM (Rt/LJ)
Sunk New Dawn
I copied your comments, in the unlikely event I'm up this late again and run into Raimondo. If I recall a comment from CBD correctly, he is only a couple of states away from TX. He called him out one time and said he was in a nearby state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 02:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 03:01 AM (u82oZ)
If I have to go up and drive her down myself. Bonus. We're adding Mr. Fen to the travel package, too. He should not miss out on her joy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2021 03:06 AM (QzJWU)
I killed the blog.Time for bed.
Bonzo Conservative I not, so this is not bedtime for Bonzo.
Have a wonderful rest of the night. And remember, practice makes pregnant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 03:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 03:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2021 03:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 03:11 AM (aB+qI)
Beware of the lurkers.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 17, 2021 03:16 AM (uxUoN)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 03:18 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2021 03:34 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 17, 2021 03:44 AM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2021 12:18 AM (C9m+i)
Bitter Clinger, you are a saint. I'm laughing so hard it's tough to sit in the chair right now and type this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:15 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at January 16, 2021 10:05 PM (AHq56)
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Well, for starters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:18 AM (sy5kK)
The American people are taught to lean Left. They need to have it beaten into their heads why the Left is insane and incompetent on a regular basis. Biden will fail of course and normals will win in droves the next election. The only question now is how badly he screws things up.
All know is you could get gas around here for $1.98 four months ago. Now the price is more like $2.38 a gallon. I hope when the Left sees it at $4.00 they spit up in their milk.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 04:35 AM (Rt/LJ)
I learned something earlier this evening. On Jesse Watters show, he pointed out that the supposed h8 speech that some members posted on Parler, Twitter declared that it was h8 speech and how horrible, or something if Parler isn't blown up, or something. Evil and Orangeman nonsense.
So they spoke and what Parler posted wasn't deemed was acceptable was photoged and posted to Twitter, for everyone to see.
Twitter kept it so AWS could prove that it existed, and justified tossing Parler from their servers, which is their business.
And then Apple used the same Twitter justification to dump the Parler app from their App store.
All 3 conspired to take out Parler, the direct competitor to Twitter that was growing like gangbusters because of Twitter policies. They succeeded. Twitter, AWS, and Apple conspired to take out Parler at the knees.
That is illegal with the existing laws on the books, no need to worry about the FCC Section 230 carrier/platform issue. This is flat-out ant-trust monopoly action.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:36 AM (sy5kK)
my New Year's Resolution is to shit in a different corner, so they all go hungry.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 04:38 AM (aB+qI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:36 AM (sy5kK)
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which would be cromulent in a nation of laws.
we ain't one of them no more.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 04:42 AM (aB+qI)
Yep, I knew I've seen this play before.
You Democrat muddafukka bastards.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:56 AM (sy5kK)
we ain't one of them no more.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 04:42 AM (aB+qI)
Agreed. However, at this point I'm trying to look way ahead and doing my best to gameplan how to use the least amount of ammo. Shit's getting too expensive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2021 04:59 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 05:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2021 05:17 AM (EZebt)
Use your ammo? Why in the wide, wide world of sports...?
I'm gonna leave it up to the NG, 10th Mountain, 1st Marine Div and one other I can't remember off the top of my head.
It was always going to come down to that.
Posted by: Sidewalk sweeper in New Jerusalem at January 17, 2021 05:20 AM (oScPm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:22 AM (Z/jzm)
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 17, 2021 05:26 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 17, 2021 05:29 AM (P8FeH)
My mom was not amused that he continued to do it at home.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:29 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)
when it comes to hot sauces at breakfast, mainly on hash browns. Cholula owns tabasco. But that is just an opinion. and as we know, they vary.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 05:33 AM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 05:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:35 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:36 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 05:38 AM (arJlL)
" that took hold in Chinese cuisine in Japan. One of the main ingredients was Ketchup.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 05:38 AM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 05:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:36 AM (Z/jzm)
https://tinyurl.com/y2mvotny
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 05:40 AM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2021 05:40 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 05:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2021 05:47 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2021 05:47 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2021 05:52 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2021 05:53 AM (em79L)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)
I have actually linked to that link before here. You don't always get a chance to get into the catsup vs ketchup debate, but when it happens, that is my go to.
I l ove that scene. Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 05:54 AM (Rt/LJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 17, 2021 06:02 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2021 06:02 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2021 06:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 17, 2021 06:02 AM (mNhhD)
you should see the original catsup/ketchup recipe I remember when Heinz was really worried about ketchup sales about 20 years ago. They introduced blue and green ketchup. It was an utter failure. All it told me was the red in the modern stuff is mostly dye. Sure tomatoes are red, but come on now, that uniform red is not natural. Think about blue ketchup on eggs. Heinz was serious about that in the year 2000.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 06:05 AM (Rt/LJ)
a lot of blended scotch uses coloring to keep the product consistent. I guessed that Heinz did the same with their product but since they say otherwise I will bow out on this.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2021 06:10 AM (Rt/LJ)
No one cares. No courts. No DOJ.
Posted by: Methos at January 17, 2021 12:04 AM
I hate to be "that guy", especially quoting Hillary, but "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Clinton's corrupt? Big surprise. Maybe Obama and Biden look bad? Neither will stop Trump from losing office. I mean, it's nice if it's on the record for historians to show the corruption and steal after the fact that may lead to the fall of the US, but it's kinda low on my priority list right now.
Next we'll have video evidence proving Bill Clinton raped Jennifer Flowers! Whoop-dee-do.
Posted by: Yup...That Guy at January 17, 2021 06:17 AM (LgZII)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Interesting. I wrote a poem about an old British man who on his deathbed reveals to his two grandchildren that he saved the life of a German bomber pilot who had crash landed during the Battle of Britain.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 12:26 AM
You can update for 2021, where the grandkids are Antifa and kill him for aiding Nazis.
Posted by: Literary Critic at January 17, 2021 06:20 AM (LgZII)
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2021 06:38 AM (FYe3W)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2021 06:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2021 06:43 AM (FYe3W)
The only things that can improve boobs is exposure to sunlight, air and me.
Not sure how I can improve them, but I'll give them a look.
Posted by: Dwayne at January 17, 2021 08:40 AM (gtu/X)
https://youtu.be/do5vXn_Rap4
Posted by: Calvin Dodge at January 17, 2021 09:33 AM (OVjy0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2021 09:43 AM (oAY8z)
Morning all. Nothing like being woken by a kid screaming in pain. Damn teeth
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