Mentally-Ill Leftists (Who Have No Control Over Their Own Lives So They'll Work Doubly Hard to Control Yours) Ruin Everything

Remember, the War on Christmas is a Conspiracy Theory created by extremist rightwingers.

santacovid

Okay that last one is a joke but still.

This one doesn't have much to do with Christmas but it does feature a mentally-ill leftist. Who shrieks, in an utterly crazed way, "KILL YOURSELF! I WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!!! I AM A TEACHER!!!"

This unmedicated hatebag is teaching our kids.

I've become upset and have lost my Christmas cheer.

This should help:

This is funny:

Posted by: Ace at 06:57 PM




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1 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 06:57 PM (bVhJi)

2 That house is always one of my favorite Christmas things.

I do not believe in doxxing. Doxxing is wrong and awful.

Someone needs to dox the ever living fuck out of that Santa and every member of his near and far family.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

3

screw them all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (sfhL4)

4 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

5 This teacher thinks that teacher is a nut job

Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (bVhJi)

6 Oh and, sorry, I don't believe that letter. My default is all such events are hoaxes until proven otherwise.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

7 Why do they have to ruin everything and force feed everyone else their garbage?

Posted by: Mr pink at December 07, 2020 06:59 PM (BbWtJ)

8 That title is as redundant as it can get.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:00 PM (L8ADy)

9 Why would you publish that letter? No one would know about it unless you shared it with everyone. Liberalism is a disease. Why would you spread it around? (And I mean the original recipient, not this site.)

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 07, 2020 07:01 PM (S5OQe)

10 Kill them all.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 07, 2020 07:01 PM (lvXKd)

11 They're all asswipes.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2020 07:01 PM (PisyI)

12 That joke about Santa infecting everyone on earth?

Yeah. Just went up on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2020 07:01 PM (5kNms)

13 SANTA SPREADER!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

14 7
Why do they have to ruin everything and force feed everyone else their garbage?

Posted by: Mr pink at December 07, 2020 06:59 PM (BbWtJ)

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Meaningless lives in search of a purpose ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (WqPYg)

15 After showing up in my notifications, I saw that the NRA posted that vid to PooTube, and the censors did the 'ol "Video unavailable. This video is private." censorship thing. Look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVO-SdQLjjQ

Posted by: Totino Boy at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (ttoxE)

16 Mom: Take that young man to the nearest Cabala's/Bass Pro Shop Santa. Poor kid.

Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (gmo/4)

17 ...divisions that continue to run through our society...

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I'm not going to feel bad that you're damned and I'm not little miss SJW, as that's your choice. If you'd like not to be, we can have a conversation about that.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (kOpft)

18 When are we going to see ads of "Santa" wearing a mask, all the elves wearing masks, and even the fucking reindeer wearing the things?

And Santa says "Tell a teacher if mommy and daddy aren't wearing their masks, have people over or leave the house this Winter Festivus!"

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (L8ADy)

19 Fuck no gun santa. I'll send the kid a nerf gun!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (0OmEj)

20 Send 'em a fresh copy of this sweet Jesus-y Christmas story and tell them God loves 'em.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EP6MP8A

Posted by: Slow Learner at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (klu5V)

21 Gosh, Santa, do you know what Nerf guns help kids learn? It's not to shoot at people, although that's often involved.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (Zl/sG)

22 Why do they have to ruin everything and force feed everyone else their garbage?



Posted by: Mr pink at December 07, 2020 06:59 PM (BbWtJ)

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Meaningless lives in search of a purpose ...


Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (WqPYg)

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Should have included: it's far easier to destroy (sometimes in seconds) than to create and build (in some cases requiring decades or more).

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (WqPYg)

23 I think what makes you angry, other than the obvious massive election fraud, is that 75% of the country believes, and always will believe the election was fair and square. History books 100 years in the future will read that Trump got into office in 2016 through Russian-engineered election fraud, and the only reason he won Florida and Ohio and kept 6 other key states close in the 2020 election as a universally detested incumbent was through more fraud. Plus, he was brazen enough to project his own election corruption onto one of the most honest American politicians of all time, Joe Biden, who received a then record number of votes for a president. It steams you that this will be the lasting "settled" legacy of the last 4 years.

Posted by: garband at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (hCqcJ)

24 It would be awesome if we could send the boy nerf guns.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (PisyI)

25

In The Near Future, All Totalitarian Decrees Directed At Us Will Begin With "In These Unprecedented Times We Must" And End With "...For The Good Of The Community."



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (SQOHh)

26 No offense, but the mall Santa needs to die, but good and quick.

Nobody needs those sad old sacks lapping kids all day. When they aren't pedos, they're drunks, and now apparently, Karens.

Die, Santa, Die*.





*Not the real Santa, the fake ones. The real Santa lives in our hearts and comes out once a year to open a can of whup ass on shitty children and woke teachers.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:05 PM (hku12)

27 I have a suspicion that isn't the real Santa.

Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2020 07:05 PM (gtJ22)

28 Give me that kid's address, I'll send him a Nerf gun. Fuck that mall Santa.

Posted by: Shut up, they explained - de-lurking at December 07, 2020 07:05 PM (NXVB9)

29
We will be told failing to comply is a "threat to our democracy."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:05 PM (SQOHh)

30 I do not believe in doxxing. Doxxing is wrong and awful.

Someone needs to dox the ever living fuck out of that Santa and every member of his near and far family.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM


^^^^ All of this.

Fuck that guy, in particular, with a flaming barbed wire wrapped candy cane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:05 PM (rBtIz)

31 If I got that letter, the next night my place would put Clark Griswold's home to shame.

Posted by: spindrift at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (nCgJ/)

32 Posted by: garband at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (hCqcJ)


Learn how to read a poll.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (kOpft)

33 No return address.

Pussy.

Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (gtJ22)

34 I wish we could send the boy gift cards.

Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (PisyI)

35 25

In The Near Future, All Totalitarian Decrees Directed At Us Will Begin With "In These Unprecedented Times We Must" And End With "...For The Good Of The Community."
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The reply will always end LOLGF!

Posted by: Ward at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (nzKWW)

36 Meaningless lives in search of a purpose ...

Yep. Pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:07 PM (W4eKo)

37 There seem to be more crazy people- or at least crazies who are willing to let their crazy show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:07 PM (pcQxC)

38 The reason Trump and all of us are challenging the results of the election is because we won and that's because there are more of us than there are of them no matter what the media says.

Continuing to push further left and amp things even higher right now seems a bad strategy if they are looking for us to give in.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

39 St. Anthony resident receives anonymous letter chastising them for their
Christmas light display and calls it a reminder of "systemic biases
against our neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or can't afford to
put up lights of their own."


Wow. Just...wow. I can't understand why some sick people will read something into a situation that just isn't there and doesn't exist. There's no bias or bad feelings or anything of the sort towards people who don't celebrate Christmas and there never has been. If you don't, that's perfectly fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)

40
Why do they have to ruin everything and force feed everyone else their garbage?

Posted by: Mr pink at December 07, 2020 06:59 PM (BbWtJ)
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Meaningless lives in search of a purpose ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:02 PM (WqPYg)
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Should have included: it's far easier to destroy (sometimes in seconds) than to create and build (in some cases requiring decades or more).
Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (WqPYg)








Same reason that Che left Cuba after the Revolution. Because it's a hell of a lot more fun to blow trains up than to make them run on time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM (EGyGV)

41 Fuck no gun santa. I'll send the kid a nerf gun!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (0OmEj)


Don't worry, looking at that twitter feed I posted earlier, that kid is going to have a truck full of nerf guns, a few paint ball guns and maybe an AR or two.

They said that this "Santa" had been fired.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM (L8ADy)

42 Huh, so alex thinks the letter is a hoax? Could be. But the problem, and really the take-away, is that it is quite plausible, it could be real.

I've decided to skip Christmas this year anyway, just not in the mood for any of it.

Very nice but pretty dumb SIL has to go and spoil my advisory to her to belay any Christmas stuff directed to us by sending back a text saying she "is looking forward to better times" and to "stay healthy". As I said, she's pretty stupid.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)

43 The Night Before Santa Got Pink Slipped

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM (0QYMt)

44
Because Leftism is like a Cancer -- it must spread and destroy everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:09 PM (SQOHh)

45 All the Nerf guns have been sent to the Island of Misfit Toys.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2020 07:09 PM (xPl2J)

46 Are there any quotes by Ace on those websites compiling great quotes?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 07:09 PM (lgiXo)

47 That kid doesn't need a Nerf gun he needs a 10/22.

Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 07:10 PM (htdV9)

48 @JennaEllisEsq 5m

@GovKemp misstates the law. You might want to read the Constitution, Governor.

Thankfully for Georgia, the state legislature doesn't need him - he has no authority under Article II and cannot prevent them from exercising their constitutional power.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:10 PM (TAe5w)

49 th

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 07, 2020 07:10 PM (er/ld)

50 They said that this "Santa" had been fired.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL


Out of a cannon? Please let it be "out of a cannon".

It's all I want for Christmas.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 07, 2020 07:11 PM (P1f+c)

51 i want a gun for christmas

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 07, 2020 07:11 PM (er/ld)

52 Fuck no gun santa. I'll send the kid a nerf gun!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (0OmEj)

Don't worry, looking at that twitter feed I posted earlier, that kid is going to have a truck full of nerf guns, a few paint ball guns and maybe an AR or two.

They said that this "Santa" had been fired.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM (L8ADy)


All well and good, and hopefully the kid has parents to help him bounce back, but this was a terrible thing for him, not just because he was told no, but he was told no in a tone of voice by somebody who is SUPPOSED to be good and kind.

One tiny piece of decency in the world was snuffed out for him, right there and then, and the shame of it is he'll never get it back.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (hku12)

53 They said that this "Santa" had been fired.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:08 PM

Fired? Like, from a cannon? 'Cause I would really enjoy seeing the video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (rBtIz)

54 That house is always one of my favorite Christmas things.



I do not believe in doxxing. Doxxing is wrong and awful.



Someone needs to dox the ever living fuck out of that Santa and every member of his near and far family.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

The parent should have ON THE SPOT and with the help of the other parents there drummed that Santa out of the building by loudly and insistently saying he was a fraud, a fake and not really Santa. REPEATEDLY until he left in shame.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (946rW)

55
Somebody get that kid a flak cannon, so he can make sure those reindeer and their drunken whipmaster taste his pain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (BvLWD)

56 I was feeling stir crazy, so I walked around the neighborhood looking that the lights. It was cheering.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (V8zw+)

57
Has it become abundantly clear yet?
The Left has neither the desire nor the intention of ever "co-existing" with us. We and our "ways" will never be included in those they "welcome" when they say they "welcome everyone."

They will either kill us, enslave/imprison us, or convert us. They are no different from that other cancerous infestation, islam.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (SQOHh)

58 Stupid fake Santa.

POS.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (IYHxL)

59 When are we going to see ads of "Santa" wearing a mask, all the elves
wearing masks, and even the fucking reindeer wearing the things?


________



Odds that we'll see Eater Bunnies wearing masks? Oh wait ...



"Here, hold my chocolates." -- 2020

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (WqPYg)

60 OMG Fuck that Santa! His ass needs to be fired immediately!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (5FCda)

61 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (NXGjq)

62 Did that boy's dad take him to see this POS Santa? Because I hope the dad punched him right in the face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (O+I8R)

63 50 comments and no "You'll shoot your eye out" remarks?

What the hell web-site is this?

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (pLQSI)

64 I believe this St. Anthony Resident has only one way to respond to this petty little tyrant. Go Full Griswold!!! Put up even MORE lights! Every decoration imaginable. Santa, elves, reindeer, nativities scene, the WORKS. EVERYTHING!!! Play Christmas Carols loudly, over and over!! 2020, man!! Christmas is counter culture!! Burl Ives is kewl again!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (anu9w)

65 The parent should have ON THE SPOT and with the help of the other parents there drummed that Santa out of the building by loudly and insistently saying he was a fraud, a fake and not really Santa. REPEATEDLY until he left in shame.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (946rW)

You are too kind. I would have started screaming that he is a child molester and a rapist.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (Nyumu)

66 And not putting up the lights saves an annoying chore to be done, when there are plenty of mundane and useful ones.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

67 LOL @ the Ryan Long video.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (9hauA)

68 It's only going to get worse from here.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (RGRIY)

69
There seem to be more crazy people- or at least crazies who are willing to let their crazy show.


I used to say, "The world is full of crazy people" all the time, but refrained from saying that in the past few years as I started to think that maybe they were just misguided.

Not anymore. Not with all the people seeing hostility where none exists and seeking to lash out at others for no reason. It appears that way too many people are simply brainwashed through all the electronic means that Stan uses to get at the weak from the outside. If you walk around with hatred in your heart towards others for no reason, you have a really big problem.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)

70 Out of a cannon? Please let it be "out of a cannon".

It's all I want for Christmas.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 07, 2020 07:11 PM

Fired? Like, from a cannon? 'Cause I would really enjoy seeing the video.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM

Hordemind.

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)

71 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck
right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.


That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

72
No, no guns. Because guns can hurt pedos like that "santa."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (SQOHh)

73 Not that it will happen (I think) but if someone complained about my Christmas lights, guess what? It's going to be double the lights with singing santa and the works

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (Nyumu)

74 Also, I read that letter and if I was that person I would skip a mortgage payment and buy enough lights so you could see my house from space.

Sadly knowing that area I'm not surprised at the letter.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:15 PM (IYHxL)

75 In The Near Future, All Totalitarian Decrees Directed At Us Will Begin With "In These Unprecedented Times We Must" And End With "...For The Good Of The Community."


For the Greater Good...

Posted by: Sandford Town Council at December 07, 2020 07:15 PM (ZSK0i)

76 Speaking of guns, I finally got my daughter to the range today. She freaking loved it!!! Wants to know when we can go back.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 07, 2020 07:15 PM (nxdel)

77 In The Near Future, All Totalitarian Decrees
Directed At Us Will Begin With "In These Unprecedented Times We Must"
And End With "...For The Good Of The Community."









Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:04 PM (SQOHh)


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"... and if it saves JUST ONE LIFE!"

[Wifey just noticed your hash and asks how to get a hash that matches your nic? ;-) ]

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (WqPYg)

78 That kid doesn't need a Nerf gun he needs a 10/22.
Posted by: f'd at December 07, 2020 07:10 PM (htdV9)


Funny you mention that. For my 7th birthday back in 19[mumbles], my dad gave me a Ruger 10/22. Sadly, my dementia ridden mother gave away all of my guns along with my step-dad's guns (most WWII vintage) to asshole relatives and friends who suddenly needed guns.

That one in particular hurt. But last month, right on my 29th birthday, the local gun shop posted they'd gotten one in. I bought it! Not nearly as nicely made as the old one, but a replacement.

And yes, here in SF Bay Area my local gun shop gets inventory in, posts it on IG/FB and it's gone in a matter of minutes. So, I felt lucky.

I told the guy at the gunshop I'd dig up photos of me shooting it. In our back yard in Los Altos. Which would land me in jail these days.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (L8ADy)

79 12 That joke about Santa infecting everyone on earth?

Yeah. Just went up on Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223



I look forward to the Zuckerberg Thought Police fact checking it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (anu9w)

80 That Santa needs his ass beat.

Bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

81 Like the Empress, I also think the letter smells fake. But you never know these days.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (don't/stop/believin') at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (9hauA)

82 Oh and I'd have Mannheim Steamroller on loudspeakers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (IYHxL)

83 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.
Posted by: Jaimo at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (NXGjq)


The video ended where it did. She had her hands full at the moment, caring for her crying son.

They're saying the guy got fired, seems to me she took care of business, and her priority in the 29 seconds we saw was comforting her son.

She did the right thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (hku12)

84 Speaking of guns, I finally got my daughter to the range today. She freaking loved it!!! Wants to know when we can go back.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 07, 2020 07:15 PM

You, Jewells, are a great American.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)

85 Has it become abundantly clear yet?

The Left has neither the desire nor the intention of ever
"co-existing" with us. We and our "ways" will never be included in those
they "welcome" when they say they "welcome everyone."



They will either kill us, enslave/imprison us, or convert us. They
are no different from that other cancerous infestation, islam.
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They had to cheat because we outnumber them. We also outgun them. This is our country and the fact that they've wormed their way into decision making positions of our country does not change that.

And we do not need *any* of them.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (kOpft)

86 is there a GunFundMe we can contribute to?

Posted by: x at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (0tE/i)

87 "Oh and, sorry, I don't believe that letter."

Sorry. It's all too believable. My mother-in-law is dealing with the exact, same thing. At least her neighbor had the nerve to say it face-to-face.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (jWe5r)

88 That santa is asshoe. My grandson goes to a nice Karate place where nerf guns are given away for referrals who sign up for a series of lessons. Much nicer system.

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (ONvIw)

89 Has it become abundantly clear yet?
The Left has neither the desire nor the intention of ever "co-existing" with us. We and our "ways" will never be included in those they "welcome" when they say they "welcome everyone."

They will either kill us, enslave/imprison us, or convert us. They are no different from that other cancerous infestation, islam.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (SQOHh)

I have to agree with my colleague here. However, Islam is at least a bit more straightforward and honest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (pcQxC)

90 Not with all the people seeing hostility where none exists and seeking to lash out at others for no reason.

--

We all know this madness started a long time ago with the perpetually "offended" crowd. Those that have been literally brainwashed to find offence at everything they come into contact with. They're severely mentally unstable people, made that way by modern culture, academia, social media. They go out daily with giant magnifying glasses looking for something to complain about. When they don't find it, they make something up. Some "offense." Some "outrage." All phony.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2020 07:17 PM (O+I8R)

91 Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth
-as well as their secret base on Mars
-until mankind is ready to accept them,
-the former head of Israel's space program claimed in a new interview.
_NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/yxm4whxd

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (TAe5w)

92 rhomboid, it's not so much that I think it is false as it is that it perfectly aligns with what I think someone would do and thus my antennae get all twitchy.

The reason Trump and all of us are challenging the results of the election is because we won and that's because there are more of us than there are of them no matter what the media says.

Continuing to push further left and amp things even higher right now seems a bad strategy if they are looking for us to give in.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)


I don't think the Left can help themselves. It was all right there in their reach with Drunky McDrunkerson in 2016, after all, the Left thinks that Obama was a centrist, and then the Evil Bad Orange Man stole it and now the side of the righteous has prevailed and they shall take revenge.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (GbPPJ)

93
Wifey just noticed your hash and asks how to get a hash that matches your nic? ;-) ]
Posted by: ShainS


Heh. I didn't notice.
It won't last long. The satellites and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (SQOHh)

94 That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

Indeed why back down to a semi-employed old fuck who insulted you kid?

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)

95 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.

Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

96 Where's the Go Fund Me to buy every Christmas light in stock in that town and install them all in that guy's yard?

And I'm pretty sure that little boy will have more than enough Nerf guns under the tree.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at December 07, 2020 07:19 PM (Frjxt)

97 Edmund Gwenn would never have talked to that kid like that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2020 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

98 Boy, there is a guy digging DE-E-E-EP on financial ties
https://twitter.com/PioyCOLX

A lot of work on Jack Dorsey, but especially timely stuff on Brian Kemp.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2020 07:20 PM (LJsYz)

99 That letter is infuriating too. Who are these delicate babies who don't celebrate Christmas and who begrudge and deny other people's rights to religion?

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:20 PM (ONvIw)

100 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck
right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.


That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)


On the twitter I posted earlier, people were asking WTF about all the parents standing around? Or even mom?

Fucking programmed sheep.

Ah! Found it:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pf4kf3

Think this was the original post. It's already on YT from different channels.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:20 PM (L8ADy)

101 This Santa idiot probably had a toy gun when he was child.
What a jerk!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2020 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

102 All you gotta do is listen to the kid. Go yeah yeah. Oh cool cool. And throw a wad of glitter in his face.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 07, 2020 07:21 PM (YltW9)

103 A gloriously hilarious illustration of the degradation of our civic culture and the collapse of the judiciary in particular: the loathsome POS "Judge" Sullivan is issuing orders in connection with the Flynn "case" - which of course is gone, moot, sayonara, pining for the fjords, with Trump's pardon.

Glorious, truly, 'awrence.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

104 I want to see a pic of that little boy with a huge ass .50, with mommy in the background smiling at daddy saying "Aww...you went to Barrett!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:21 PM (rBtIz)

105 No return address.

Pussy.
Posted by: jsg at

Had somebody send us a letter with no return address qafter our wedding berating us for things. Chickenshits.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 07, 2020 07:21 PM (8Ou+H)

106
If elected Republicans did their jobs and had a backbone, most of our stupid problems would go away.

Republicans are Bunglers on a good day, and Enablers on the bad days.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (SQOHh)

107
I saw mommy punching Santa Claus
And that asshole deserved it.

Posted by: that kid at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (htdV9)

108 >>> The parent should have ON THE SPOT and with the help of the other parents there drummed that Santa out of the building by loudly and insistently saying he was a fraud, a fake and not really Santa. REPEATEDLY until he left in shame.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 07, 2020 07:12 PM (946rW)


YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (l6b3d)

109 Quick! Somebody tell Erick Erickson to read 1500 pages of exhibits filed in Fulton County by Trump and Shafer. This is a lot of Deboonking. The big tittied ax wound for a penis Deboonker better get Deboonking. It is his job rather than mocking and shaming old women on Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/y2vmrnwf

Fulton - 1500 pages of exhibits to the lawsuit crashed Fulton County's e-filing system. So had to be hand delivered and is now accepted.

Propaganda strikes again.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (KSMO2)

110 Oh and I'd have Mannheim Steamroller on loudspeakers.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:16 PM (IYHxL)

I'd go with Baby It's Cold. That song will get a leftist frothing at the mouth.

Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (ectFj)

111 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda)

112 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)


Honestly? Yes.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (L8ADy)

113 That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

Indeed why back down to a semi-employed old fuck who insulted you kid?
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)


I don't know why you guys think she backed down. You saw 29 seconds. They're saying the guy was fired. Doesn't sound like she backed down to me.

What was she supposed to do, make a scene right there, with a bunch of other kids waiting to see "Santa."

Yes, the guy is a prick, and apparently got dealt with, but all those other kids waiting in line didn't know he was a prick. They thought he was Santa.

Was she supposed to ruin the experience for all of them too? What good would that have done?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (hku12)

114 97 Edmund Gwenn would never have talked to that kid like that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2020 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

Neither would John Hammond.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:23 PM (pcQxC)

115 At the very end of that horrible Santa video, the Mom says to the boy "you'll still get it".

Posted by: DJ at December 07, 2020 07:23 PM (O3/K+)

116 46
Are there any quotes by Ace on those websites compiling great quotes?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 07:09 PM (lgiXo)

__________



If I (or Ace for that matter) was smart, I (or he) would have been collecting his greatest quotes over the years and publish them in a book. He is truly a unique and hilarious wordsmith for our time ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:23 PM (WqPYg)

117 the mom did immediately say "well it's a nerf gun" also she is holding the baby - you can see the little one's hand go in front of the frame

not sure what she was supposed to do there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2020 07:23 PM (j9HX3)

118 We all know this madness started a long time ago with the perpetually
"offended" crowd. Those that have been literally brainwashed to find
offence at everything they come into contact with. They're severely
mentally unstable people, made that way by modern culture, academia,
social media. They go out daily with giant magnifying glasses looking
for something to complain about. When they don't find it, they make
something up. Some "offense." Some "outrage." All phony.


In the Before Times, these children would've been told to grow up because life isn't fair and never has been. There's a lot going on in the world that's simply wrong but getting your nose out of joint for each and every little thing you don't like is what a small child does, not a mature adult.

"Forgive and forget" is some very good advice that we almost never hear anymore anywhere. My personal version of that saying is, "Who gives a shit? Grow up."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (HaL55)

119 alex, your antennae are among the best, and I am not gainsaying their twitchiness, to be sure.

And I don't think "giving in" is the "left's" expectation for their enemies here. Prevailing is the expectation.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

120 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda)



I believe it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (GbPPJ)

121 now of course that said - whew if I was that mom there would have been some laughs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (j9HX3)

122 I'd go with Baby It's Cold. That song will get a leftist frothing at the mouth.
Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (ectFj)

Depends on the version. The Dean Martin version is oily enough for any of those lib lotharios. Might as well have a rape button.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (pcQxC)

123 It can't be the Hindu neighbors, the Diwali celebrations are full of house lights and fireworks, then may of them put up an extravagant Christmas tree or two.

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (ONvIw)

124 I just saw Fatman. Mel Gibson plays Santa. A kid puts out a contract on him after receiving coal. An assassin gets involved. It got sporty. I liked it.

Posted by: Gost of PugBoo at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (ECubu)

125 Dad should have taken Santa off to the side and had a little talk with him for making his kid cry.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (+ya+t)

126 Flynn is a threat to the system.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMineiro_CNS/ status/1336077252145139714

Judge Sullivan on #Flynn's case just granted a lineup of requests to file friend-of-the-court briefs in the wake of Trump granting a pardon to the former national security adviser.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (KSMO2)

127 not sure what she was supposed to do there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2020 07:23 PM (j9HX3)

Shoot Santa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (pcQxC)

128 You are too kind. I would have started screaming that he is a child molester and a rapist.
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 07, 2020 07:13 PM (Nyumu),

So, you would call him Joe Biden?

Posted by: Beartooth at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (8Ou+H)

129 Oh and by the by, Lefty twitter is all lulz that Santa video is fake propaganda made by the NRA lulz.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (GbPPJ)

130 Yes, the guy is a prick, and apparently got dealt with, but all those other kids waiting in line didn't know he was a prick. They thought he was Santa.

Was she supposed to ruin the experience for all of them too? What good would that have done?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (hku12)

This is true, but I'm glad the asshole is fired.

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)

131 50
They said that this "Santa" had been fired.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL




Out of a cannon? Please let it be "out of a cannon".



It's all I want for Christmas.



Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 07, 2020 07:11 PM (P1f+c)


____________



Make Trebuchets Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

132 Can't believe i missed MAGA fags.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (Ti1eN)

133 If I was that person who got the letter I'd go full Clark W Griswold with lights.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (o3dS2)

134 Seen on Twatter, from Ivan al-Nohandi:

"Broke: kid asks for nerf guns for Christmas and no guns Santa says no

Woke: kid asks for 3D printer for Christmas

Bespoke: kid asks for 3D printer and prints real guns to own the mall Santas"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (7Kh21)

135 71 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck
right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.

That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

Yeah. Got in a bitch Elementary teachers face because during 'water day' at school she berated a boy for calling a squirt bottle they were using to spray each other a "water gun". And made him cry. If anyone is being oppressed its young boys by female teachers. Its child abuse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (WekKK)

136 A disturbing pall is settling over me and it is that we seem to be completely helpless in fighting the Left.

This cannot be true.

But my problem now is not so much with the freaks on the Left but with those who let them get away with their shit. If I overheard that Santa I would have reamed him out. Even if I were just a bystander. I see it as my civic duty.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (H8QX8)

137 The shear enormity of the BS and its timing has me believing they have decided the time to take over is now. They have placed all their pieces on the board and are moving to checkmate.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (r1z5A)

138 Another fucked up neighborhood in the place that elected Jesse "post steroid body" Ventura, Al Franken and Keith X state wide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (y7DUB)

139 Wanna bet that Santa would be happy if little Timmy asked to be a girl for Christmas?

Hell, there's probably a state van parked in the back waiting to whisk a kid away if he asks for a Barbie, or she asks for a... What are boys allowed to play with these days that's not a ball?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (L8ADy)

140 120 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.


yes

yes yes yes

and maybe this is what HAS to happen, before we can expel them

I don't know what they are, but they feed on boredom and negativity. I read this weird book about demonic possession once in some shore rental... basically a human soul or entity is like a glove - we need to make sure it is full of our spirits - if we aren't careful, don't keep busy and replenish our spirits, some of the "fingers" will become empty....

and there are dark forces that like to make their homes in there, and they're hard to get rid of

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)

141 What an asshole

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (dKiJG)

142 BurtTC,

You're exactly right.


Posted by: four seasons at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (PisyI)

143 71 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck
right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.

That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)

Right on. They feed off our cowed silence. They won't stop until they fear us.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (H8QX8)

144 How can we get this kids address ??? I will send him 10 Nerf Guns !! And let's find out this Santa's name !!! Fuck this guy !!! If that were my kid he would of been eating that plexiglass shield in front of him !!!!

Posted by: Billy Jack at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (nqN11)

145 Sidney Powell just said she expect there to be 3 states at the Supreme Court by the end of the week.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

146 18 When are we going to see ads of "Santa" wearing a mask, all the elves wearing masks, and even the fucking reindeer wearing the things?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:03 PM (L8ADy


Oh dear. We got a Christmas card today from a friend who plays Santa every year. Yep, it's a picture of him as Santa wearing a mask.

Barf.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ofYez)

147 No manner of "funny" from fucking youtube will replace the disappointment on that kids face. And nothing will re-start the now-dead Christmas spirit I had finally re-kindled. Santa fucking told him he couldn't have a TOY he wished for for CHRISTMAS.SANTA told him NO!
You miserable empty soulless husks of human form. I wish nothing good for you, I hold out hope you will become toothless and lonely, forsaken by family and friends and grieve the loss of your life as you watch it fade.
Do you HAVE to suck the goddam joy out of EVERY fucking thing to prove you are a superior Godless vessel of hate?
MUST you display your contempt for your neighbors in such an open and hostile manner?
In my day the dad would have jerked Santa up by his beard, kicked his dmanable ass in front of the boy, and made him apologize or handed him his filthy head.
More of that should happen, but we can't because we are afraid our women won't give up the pussy because we were mean.
Fuck the 21st century and each of it's love-starved inhabitants.

Posted by: Saint Nickalaus, the real deal motherfuckers at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (aBBMN)

148 I guess my concept of parenting is a bit...outdated? Eh, so be it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (W4eKo)

149 How long until "A Christmas Story" is canceled?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

150 Mommy, why's Santa a fag?

Posted by: That Kid at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (1Umic)

151 Flynn is a threat to the system.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMineiro_CNS/ status/1336077252145139714

Judge Sullivan on #Flynn's case just granted a lineup of requests to file friend-of-the-court briefs in the wake of Trump granting a pardon to the former national security adviser.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (KSMO2)



Linky no worky but I found the tweet.

I TOLD YOU SO that Sullivan is going to try to find some way to attack the pardon.

Though what all of that has to do with the status of the case now is beyond me.


Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)

152
Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.


Yep.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (HaL55)

153 I live in a lefty 'hood and there are tons of lights on houses. A lot more than in recent years that I can remember. My 24/7 MSNBC watching elderly neighbors went all out this year.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (o3dS2)

154 The Left must be defeated, otherwise it's going to be like living in hell.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (NpAcC)

155 Gosh, you know who might love seeing a house with a bunch of Christmas lights?

People who can't afford to put up Christmas lights.

Heck, I thanked people who put them up on the weekend thread because my family drives around when it gets dark to enjoy them. My kids f*cking LOVE them, and I love taking them out to look at them all.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (Zl/sG)

156 The correct response to that letter is to double the Christmas decoration immediately.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (poEUH)

157 And I don't know if what Sullivan is doing is "normal" or "routine" in such a situation, though I doubt it, but that's irrelevant. A lot of what is "normal" in the judiciary is nonsense deserving no respect. And this idiot's already demonstrated he's a rogue lawless vandal who has no business in any job of responsibility.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

158 Fuck the 21st century and each of it's love-starved inhabitants.
Posted by: Saint Nickalaus, the real deal motherfuckers at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (aBBMN)

Beautiful rant.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (H8QX8)

159 134 Seen on Twatter, from Ivan al-Nohandi:

"Broke: kid asks for nerf guns for Christmas and no guns Santa says no

Woke: kid asks for 3D printer for Christmas

Bespoke: kid asks for 3D printer and prints real guns to own the mall Santas"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Make it a cheesy 80s era type horror movie and I'd absolutely go see it!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (anu9w)

160 We said we would never let this happen again!!!

Hong Kong friends and family watching their loved ones being bused out by China - sending them to 're-education' camps.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1335319799291895809

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (TAe5w)

161 Sidney Powell just said she expect there to be 3 states at the Supreme Court by the end of the week.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

That's enough if PA is one of them, and I think pmurT was saying in another thread they're up tomorrow.

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (kOpft)

162 thanks for posting the letter ace. I left my lights up and on for the whole of 2020 and it's good to get some confirmation it annoyed someone. they stay up for 2021.

Posted by: x at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (0tE/i)

163 Oh dear. We got a Christmas card today from a friend who plays Santa every year. Yep, it's a picture of him as Santa wearing a mask.

Barf.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ofYez)


What is it with people and pictures of them wearing their dang masks? Afraid to transmit cooties through a picture? Going on record as being compliant?

Posted by: AF at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (S8ePJ)

164 we are the house of few lights

so ashamed
but I'm too lazy to put any up

Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (nUhF0)

165 Yes, the guy is a prick, and apparently got dealt with, but all those other kids waiting in line didn't know he was a prick. They thought he was Santa.

Was she supposed to ruin the experience for all of them too? What good would that have done?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (hku12)

This is true, but I'm glad the asshole is fired.
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)


I don't know why, but the guy gives me the vibe of semi-retired high school language teacher.

All things considered, I'd rather have the guy who is nice to the kids, but the whole time is thinking of the bottle of vodka he's going buy on the way home.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:30 PM (hku12)

166 The real Santa needs to Pinochet that fake Santa right out of his sled from 5 miles up in the air

Posted by: vbmoneyspender at December 07, 2020 07:30 PM (mej0r)

167 Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:26 PM (y7DUB)

*winces in extreme pain again*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:30 PM (IYHxL)

168 Posted by: x at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (0tE/i)

wat

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:30 PM (IYHxL)

169 I haven't been wearing a mask at work for the last three months. One of the mask wearers has tested positive for the chyna bug...
Now, the director is telling everyone to wear a mask unless you're in your office....ugh!
But it's the mask wearer who caught it....
We'll see how "compliant " I'll be... I may be written up...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 07, 2020 07:31 PM (UUBmN)

170 New Flash!!!
Goya CEO names AOC employee of the month after her boycott increases sales.
Not the Bee. Funny picture accompanies the story from The Bongino Report.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 07, 2020 07:31 PM (sd8p8)

171 And I don't know if what Sullivan is doing is "normal" or "routine" in such a situation, though I doubt it, but that's irrelevant. A lot of what is "normal" in the judiciary is nonsense deserving no respect. And this idiot's already demonstrated he's a rogue lawless vandal who has no business in any job of responsibility.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)


Sullivan should be removed. That guy has gone above and beyond the call of duty, which is not what a judge is supposed to do.

Posted by: AF at December 07, 2020 07:31 PM (S8ePJ)

172 Can Sullivan actually do anything to affect the pardon?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 07:31 PM (H8QX8)

173 Judge Sullivan on #Flynn's case just granted a lineup of requests to file friend-of-the-court briefs in the wake of Trump granting a pardon to the former national security adviser.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (KSMO2)


Trump's ability to pardon Flynn is specifically stated in the Constitution and is unequivocal no matter what this retard and dipshit friends claim. This is what happens to the law when you have a traitorous Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

174 People who can't afford to put up Christmas lights.

Heck, I thanked people who put them up on the weekend thread because my family drives around when it gets dark to enjoy them. My kids f*cking LOVE them, and I love taking them out to look at them all.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (Zl/sG)

I know, right? I'm Jewish and I love the lights at Christmas (and now Diwali). Driving the kids around to see the displays is great. A few blocks away, a man goes all out with twinkling reindeer, trains, nutcrackers, penguins and a santa and sleigh on the roof. It's wonderful

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (ONvIw)

175 > What is it with people and pictures of them wearing their dang masks?

A regulation fake Santa beard is every bit as effective at stopping COVID-19 transmission as a disposable surgical mask.

It is known.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (7Kh21)

176 Gosh, you know who might love seeing a house with a bunch of Christmas lights?

People who can't afford to put up Christmas lights.

Heck, I thanked people who put them up on the weekend thread because my family drives around when it gets dark to enjoy them. My kids f*cking LOVE them, and I love taking them out to look at them all.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (Zl/sG)


I can afford them, but I'm a lazy sot.

I am much happier driving around looking at everyone else's lights. I don't have to take 'em down in a month.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (hku12)

177 >>That's enough if PA is one of them, and I think pmurT was saying in another thread they're up tomorrow.

She was just on Newsmax doing an interview but it sounded like she was talking about her cases so not including PA. Not sure but she did say there were enough votes to turn the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

178 I tried to read the Kurt Schlichter books and found them so unbelievable that I stopped. Not anymore. I might give them another go.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (OrlQo)

179 Santa infects the world ... which is a good thing. Problem solved, only those almost dead anyway die, and the rest of the world goes back to living. Global immunity overnight.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

180
Kid needs to get a Daisy Red Rider and shoot that Santa in the nuts.

Except that Santa probably doesn't have any.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (sy5kK)

181 Linky no worky but I found the tweet.

I TOLD YOU SO that Sullivan is going to try to find some way to attack the pardon.

Though what all of that has to do with the status of the case now is beyond me.


Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)


Links work, you just need to get rid of the %20 the browser suddenly throws in there. For some reason copying from Pixy does that if it's not a tiny URL from twatter especially.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:33 PM (L8ADy)

182
Mentally-ill Leftists

__________

Pleonastically redundant

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P)

183 I am suddenly getting ads for my car brand on my phone. I have never searched for my car brand on my phone. I do use it in my car.......

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (Xhrur)

184 Kid needs to get a Daisy Red Rider and shoot that Santa in the nuts.

Except that Santa probably doesn't have any.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM

Kid needs to get a genuine InsomCo tire iron in his stocking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (rBtIz)

185 160. My 80yo neighbor of 40 years is absolutely freaking out about this. He's Taiwanese and is sure they'll be slaughtered especially if Biden steals the win. Democrats make the world an ugly place

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (ONvIw)

186 164 we are the house of few lights

so ashamed
but I'm too lazy to put any up
Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (nUhF0)

..........

My trees are spruce trees. They are green. I figure that counts. Thats how lazy I am!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (OrlQo)

187 The shear enormity of the BS and its timing has me believing they have decided the time to take over is now. They have placed all their pieces on the board and are moving to checkmate.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

They lost. They know they failed. They have a very short window of opportunity to wreck things before the lying media can no longer hide the failure. They are throwing everything they have left to punish the American people for utterly rejecting them.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (Vxu+H)

188 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)

How you doin there, atc?

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (Xhrur)

189 > I know, right? I'm Jewish and I love the lights at Christmas (and now Diwali). Driving the kids around to see the displays is great.

Right. What kind of fucked up person gets butthurt over people putting up decorations, singing songs, wearing fancy or humorous clothing, and making and consuming delicious food and drink?

I'm in favor of any holiday, as long as it falls with within those general parameters.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (7Kh21)

190 A regulation fake Santa beard is every bit as effective at stopping COVID-19 transmission as a disposable surgical mask.

It is known.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

----

It's not just science... It's THE science!

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (pLQSI)

191 Not with all the people seeing hostility where none exists and seeking to lash out at others for no reason.

I'm giving people lots of room because I know that the masses are really suffering under the non-stop propaganda and psychological torment that the Enemy has been permitted to inflict.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (C+evo)

192 One other thing from that antigunfag Santa vid... what the hell is the obsession with putting head belts on babies. It looks weird, and serves no valid purpose that I can discern.

Posted by: Totino Boy at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (ttoxE)

193

If it just gets overwhelming, I recommend to listen to some excellent blues. Just open up a new window and play it in the background.

Like this jam session with Johnny Winter and Dr. John in their primes, from the mid-80's.

You're welcome. Tip your favorite blog.

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=giZhwtJqyX4

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

194 am suddenly getting ads for my car brand on my phone. I have never searched for my car brand on my phone. I do use it in my car.......

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (Xhrur)

-

I'm not saying this jokingly:

Who did you talk to in real life about cars in the last day or two?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (Zl/sG)

195 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda)

Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (Vb2pJ)

196 RedMind: it's tough to shoot Santa in the nuts. He's wearing so many layers down there... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

197 Arizona Supreme Court to hear challenge to mail in ballots.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (sd8p8)

198 It's not just science... It's THE science!

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM

It's The Settled science!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (rBtIz)

199
Right. What kind of fucked up person gets butthurt over people putting up decorations, singing songs, wearing fancy or humorous clothing, and making and consuming delicious food and drink?

I'm in favor of any holiday, as long as it falls with within those general parameters.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (7Kh21)

Exactly. I was thrilled when the Hindus came out with huge Diwali light displays. It keeps the season brighter longer. And the fireworks were wild this year!

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (ONvIw)

200 >>> What is it with people and pictures of them wearing their dang masks? Afraid to transmit cooties through a picture? Going on record as being compliant?
Posted by: AF at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (S8ePJ)


That's because wearing the muzzle is a social affectation. If it were necessary, because it was deadly to not do so, people would push it out of their lives whenever possible so as not to be reminded of it. Do you think there was a happy funny ha ha polio santa? Look kids, Santa's done had his legs chopped off! HO HO HO. A black plague Santa?


It's all bullshit. Because of that, people will cling to the masks as it provides a no risk method of marking their selves as one of the approved societal types. Not one of those terrible orange man bad deplorables we'll have to round up.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (l6b3d)

201 >Can Sullivan actually do anything to affect the pardon?
Posted by: Ordinary American


If the Constitution is followed, no.
So could go either way...

Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

202 Right. What kind of fucked up person gets butthurt over people putting up decorations, singing songs, wearing fancy or humorous clothing, and making and consuming delicious food and drink?

I'm in favor of any holiday, as long as it falls with within those general parameters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (7Kh21)

I hear ya - more holidays is never a bad thing.

These people hate joy and cheer. Their little black hearts recoil from it, and they can't be happy until you're just as miserable as they are.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (Qdr/P)

203 RedMind: it's tough to shoot Santa in the nuts. He's wearing so many layers down there... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)


Say 'auf wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls.

Posted by: Hugo Stiglitz at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (S8ePJ)

204 RedMind: it's tough to shoot Santa in the nuts. He's wearing so many layers down there... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2020 07:36

That's why I recommended the tire iron.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (rBtIz)

205 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda)

Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07

I believe this.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue, only minimally demented unlike others. at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

206 Christians will always celebrate Christmas. Even in secret.

There was a time in England when Christmas was outlawed.

Posted by: JAS at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (2BZBZ)

207 How you doin there, atc?
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (Xhrur)



Am about to turn into a ghost again from being deceased due to blood loss from the blood gushing out of my eyes at the replies on the Sullivan tweet by people who think the President's plenary pardon power is a norm.

Arrrggghhh.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what the procedural posture is that would allow Sullivan to grant those petitions. Those are all from September or so and the matter is now utterly moot.

I know, I know, Sullivan is a horse's ass who does what he wants but it's making my little appellate rule brain break.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)

208 I was always pissed that a Marine Corps charity, Toys for Tots, wouldn't accept Nerf guns or weapony toys of any kind.

Shit, a jarhead charity should be handing out buck knives in every stocking.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

209 Judge Sullivan on #Flynn's case just granted a lineup of requests to file friend-of-the-court briefs in the wake of Trump granting a pardon to the former national security adviser.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (KSMO2)

He's mentally ill - this is a cry for help. Who among us will help this desperate demented man to find his way...and to medication.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (w2LAm)

210 It's The Settled science!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


PEER reviewed Settled science!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (r1z5A)

211 I am suddenly getting ads for my car brand on my phone. I have never searched for my car brand on my phone. I do use it in my car.......
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (Xhrur)


You don't need to search for your car on your phone. Your home PC/laptop is all it needs. All of your cookies are cross referenced to all your devices. Search on your phone, it'll be on your laptop.

Heck, I was searching for french toast recipes on my PC, and went out, turned on my TV and went to YT, and there was a bunch of suggestions for french toast recipes. They listen to your voice conversations, read your emails (if you have gmail/yahoo etc.) and any VM's on social media.

There's not a moment they're not watching what you're doing. Heck, you probably wouldn't even need to search for info on your car, the fact you paired the bluetooth with an Apple or Android is enough for them to say "Aha! Acura or F150... serve up them ads!"

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (L8ADy)

212 I saw that Cruz was going to present the oral argument if PA goes to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (UUBmN)

213 Also 1 day. 23 hours. 20 minutes.

Not that I'm counting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (GbPPJ)

214 First thing the GOP should do when they win back the House is impeach Sullivan.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (xPl2J)

215 Ratshit Taliban thinks she has the perfect Christmas gift.

https://bit.ly/37DZ8Kk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (+y/Ru)

216 we are the house of few lights

so ashamed
but I'm too lazy to put any up
Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (nUhF0)

..........

My trees are spruce trees. They are green. I figure that counts. Thats how lazy I am!
Posted by: Molly k. at December 07, 2020 07:34 PM (OrlQo)


We have two big windows, one upstairs and one down. Every day I open the windows and the cats sit on the sills, watching the world go by.

Neighbors come and go up and down the street, and they all seem to get a kick out of them. Even vehicles driving by, I see them smiling when they see the cats.

So I do my part the other 11 months of the year. This is the one month the rest of y'all need to entertain me with your lights and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (hku12)

217 Who did you talk to in real life about cars in the last day or two?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (Zl/sG)

In all honesty I don't think I did. None where I mentioned the brand name. Although it might have happened on Friday......

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (Xhrur)

218 157 And I don't know if what Sullivan is doing is "normal" or "routine" in such a situation, though I doubt it, but that's irrelevant. A lot of what is "normal" in the judiciary is nonsense deserving no respect. And this idiot's already demonstrated he's a rogue lawless vandal who has no business in any job of responsibility.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

If judges insist on being stupid a-holes and ignore the law, eventually, they will get their wish.

Good and hard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

219 The cattle cars in Taiwan are rolling.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3tp3gnl

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (YYlyE)

220 You know when I was a kid, what I wanted more than anything was a sword.

Anyone else remember the kids cartoon movie Flight of Dragons? I always remember the knights speech when he faces down the evil dragon with only his sword.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (zZXDy)

221
Posted by: Saint Nickalaus

The golfer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

222 > Shit, a jarhead charity should be handing out buck knives in every stocking.

If not a Ka-Bar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (7Kh21)

223 Shoot Santa?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:25 PM (pcQxC)

Ummmmmmmmm.......Yes.

But first go all Ghaddafi on his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

224 Exactly. I was thrilled when the Hindus came out with huge Diwali light displays. It keeps the season brighter longer. And the fireworks were wild this year!
Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (ONvIw)


Diwali's a very happy celebration that the Hindus are welcoming for all to enjoy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (y7DUB)

225 Christmas Wrapping is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Fight me!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (AFSld)

226 Speaking of lunatic Santas, do yourselves a favor and watch Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins in "Fatman", a pretty lethal Santa tale. Trailer:

https://tinyurl.com/Fatman-Trlr

It's a YouTube movie rentable for a couple bucks.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)

227 There was a time in England when Christmas was outlawed.

Posted by: JAS

---

There's a time now when EVERYTHING is outlawed in England.

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (pLQSI)

228 We Han unpardoned Mike Flynn.

Posted by: 9th Circuit at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

229 Can Sullivan actually do anything to affect the pardon?
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 07, 2020 07:31 PM (H8QX

Not legally. Which seems to be his point for even being.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (w2LAm)

230 219 The cattle cars in Taiwan are rolling.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3tp3gnl

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (YYlyE)

Hong KOng.

Neighbor says he thinks Beijing will starve and butcher the Taiwanese

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (ONvIw)

231 Sullivan - maybe those are things they had in queue before the pardon?

Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (nUhF0)

232 Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07

I believe this.
Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue, only minimally demented unlike others. at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (Ed8Zd)


Oh yeah, dirty little secret that's not really secret anymore. And this whole covid thing has made Satan's playground even bigger.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (L8ADy)

233 I'm not saying this jokingly:

Who did you talk to in real life about cars in the last day or two?
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (Zl/sG


I saw a joke the other day that's really not a joke:

Off to bed to dream about the perfect new throw rug for the living room so that it will show up in my Amazon suggestions in the morning!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)

234 225 Christmas Wrapping is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Fight me!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp



Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (anu9w)

235 There's not a moment they're not watching what you're doing. Heck, you probably wouldn't even need to search for info on your car, the fact you paired the bluetooth with an Apple or Android is enough for them to say "Aha! Acura or F150... serve up them ads!"

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (L8ADy)

That's what I think it is. The pairing with my car. But I've been doing that for years and never seen these ads.

The thing about my home browsing being cross referenced to my phone is hard to believe as I don't have any accounts to cross reference. Outside of the basics, I am so siloed, many in here would be impressed.

My phone would have to be spying on wifi packets, which I will not discount.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (Xhrur)

236 Posted by: Saint Nickalaus

The golfer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (63Dwl)


He used to be known as Fat Jack before his Golden Bear makeover. Think John Daly minus the smokes and booze.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (y7DUB)

237 Diwali's a very happy celebration that the Hindus are welcoming for all to enjoy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:40 PM (y7DUB)

Yep. One of the local restaurants had a big ground level display that went on for about an hour. We joined in to watch!

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (ONvIw)

238 160 We said we would never let this happen again!!!

Hong Kong friends and family watching their loved ones being bused out by China - sending them to 're-education' camps.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1335319799291895809
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (TAe5w)

What a GREAT IDEA!!!

- Senile Joe and Heels-Up Harris

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

239 > Off to bed to dream about the perfect new throw rug for the living room

May you find it, and may it really tie the room together.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (7Kh21)

240 Speaking of lunatic Santas, do yourselves a favor and watch Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins in "Fatman", a pretty lethal Santa tale. Trailer:

https://tinyurl.com/Fatman-Trlr

It's a YouTube movie rentable for a couple bucks.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)


I think they've released a Fatman 2, or it's coming out any day.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (L8ADy)

241 Coz it's pretty clear Sullivan was hoping to drag out Flynn's case until a new admin was in the WH

Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (nUhF0)

242 Hong Kong.

Neighbor says he thinks Beijing will starve and butcher the Taiwanese


Thanks, my brain and my fingers didn't communicate well on that one.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (YYlyE)

243 Fake Santa needs a real asskicking.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (BVTOw)

244 We have also ruled that noticing our typos is unconstitutional. So there.

Posted by: 9th Circuit at December 07, 2020 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

245 We Han unpardoned Mike Flynn.
Posted by: 9th Circuit at December 07, 2020 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)


Let me handle this.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge, probably. at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (S8ePJ)

246 Puddleglum, that song is kind of sad when you realize how Kirsty MacColl ended up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

247 Hong Kong friends and family watching their loved ones being bused out by China - sending them to 're-education' camps.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1335319799291895809
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (TAe5w)

NEVER GET ON THE BUS / TRAIN!

Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (nUhF0)

248 Yeah, if I were Taiwanese I would not be pleased at the prospect of Dopey Joe and the Ho, given that they are both wholly-owned subsidiaries of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (7Kh21)

249 WHAT ??? !!!

Included in the 11 advisors of the Defense Policy Board of the DoD that Trump dismissed are

Henry Kissinger,
Madeline Albright,
Jane Harman,
Eric Kantor, and
Jamie Gorelick

https://twitter.com/i/status/1332181165780905984
Nov 26

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (TAe5w)

250 Right. What kind of fucked up person gets butthurt over people putting up decorations, singing songs, wearing fancy or humorous clothing, and making and consuming delicious food and drink?

I'm in favor of any holiday, as long as it falls with within those general parameters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM (7Kh21)

I hear ya - more holidays is never a bad thing.

These people hate joy and cheer. Their little black hearts recoil from it, and they can't be happy until you're just as miserable as they are.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 07, 2020 07:37 PM (Qdr/P)


Personally I'd like to see the Santa tradition go away... or evolve, I guess.

What I mean is, if we want Santa to be part of the holiday, great, but let's not fill kids with the story about the guy coming down the chimney, leaving gifts.

Santa can be just a nice jolly guy who wishes EVERYONE a Merry Christmas, but kid, your parents buy your presents. And the other people in your life who love you, they're buying shit for you too, if they feel like it. Or maybe they don't buy gifts, maybe they do something else meaningful. But the thing about a guy going around the world once a year? Nah, that's just a story.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (hku12)

251 It's not just science... It's THE science!

Posted by: RKae at December 07, 2020 07:35 PM

It's The Settled science!


The Settled Science™

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (C+evo)

252 Someone just showed me an email from a New York Teacher's Union. They are actively participating in the Georgia elections with donations, calls and organization for the Democrats. They have almost 20 members "registered" to vote in Georgia- whatever that means. I'm unclear how you live in New York but are registered to vote in Georgia. It's all being done secretly via personal emails which tells me some of this is illegal. Shocking I know.

But nothing to see here Kemp- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (dES1V)

253 I know, I know, Sullivan is a horse's ass who does what he wants but it's making my little appellate rule brain break.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm sorry to hear it. Genuinely.

I think Alcee Hastings put it best when he was head of the ***Rules Committee*** in Congress under Obama.

"We make up the rules as we go along".

They are just brazen mf'ers from nose to toes.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (Xhrur)

254 Would be horrible if Taiwan nuked say that big rickety dam if China attacked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (zZXDy)

255 Picktown Lights, it was a neighborhood where they connected a bunch of Houses lights together that blinked along with music that was broadcasted my radio.

It was a sad day when the guy that put it together got a new job out of State so they don't do it any more. They collected food for food pantry.

God do I miss it,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (dKiJG)

256 219....its hong Kong but yes they are rolling. China is asshole.

Posted by: Ward at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (nzKWW)

257 #226: saw Fatman, I recomend it.


Santa is getting past coal as a punishment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (0QYMt)

258 >>>Off to bed to dream about the perfect new throw rug for the living room so that it will show up in my Amazon suggestions in the morning!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)

You laugh but my wife threatened to tell Alexa her perfect man just so he would so up tomorrow as an FBI agent and arrest me....

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (w2LAm)

259 Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07


One thing many Catholics don't know is that every diocese has an exorcist. However, only the Pope and the diocese's bishop are allowed to know who he is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

260 Mother Earth (Pachamama) worship in St. Peter's Basilica unleashed thousand of demons.

Posted by: JAS at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (2BZBZ)

261 Sullivan - maybe those are things they had in queue before the pardon?
Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (nUhF0)



Those are the motions requesting to file amicus briefs. As a matter of docket clearing, there did need to be orders resolving those motions, all of which should have been denied due to mootness.

There is no longer any active matter in the case. There's nothing to brief. Even if Sullivan were to attempt to make some kind of collateral attack on the pardon, those motions have not a single thing to do with it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (GbPPJ)

262 That Santa is a dick. But lets not go overboard here. This kid will not be traumatized or whatever. He will get over it.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (ladoy)

263 248: The local Taiwanese are horrified, the neighbor went so far as to suggest that Joe would send them back to the barbarians

Posted by: CN at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (ONvIw)

264 This is what happens to the law when you have a traitorous Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)


Why yes, yes he is, isn't he?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, stating the obvious at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

265 I've always been inspired by one specific St. Nicholas story.

It's the one where he gets thrown in jail for punching out a rival bishop in a bar fight at the Council of Nicea.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (7Kh21)

266 That santa needs beaten about the head and shoulders with a tire iron. That is just evil.

Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (QoPXA)

267 Hong Kong friends and family watching their loved ones being bused out by China - sending them to 're-education' camps.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1335319799291895809
Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (TAe5w)

NEVER GET ON THE BUS / TRAIN!
Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (nUhF0)


This is why the left is so obsessed with public transportation. Around here they whined and cried about not enough money for buses, got their stupid tax increase, now loads of buses drive around empty late into the night. Guess they'll be available for other uses.

Posted by: AF at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (S8ePJ)

268 One house in the neighborhood has a light display Santa and Snowman with cowboy hats and guns... no problem... it's Texas y'all.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

269 I ain't crying over missin Ramadan

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2020 07:46 PM (9sWOw)

270 A new Berlin Wall guarded by the new Stasi.

New York Congressman Plans To Dox Anyone Who Oppose A Bill To Tax People Leaving NY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)

271 I'd like to feed that mall Santa to a herd of starving feral hogs.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2020 07:47 PM (nakwk)

272 I wonder why China suddenly believes they can get away with these gargantuan human rights violations......

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:47 PM (Xhrur)

273 > NEVER GET ON THE BUS / TRAIN!

Yep. If they're loading you on buses or trains, you're essentially dead anyway.

Might as well take a few of them to Hell with you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (7Kh21)

274 My brother was positive for corona virus. I think he felt ill around Thanksgiving so about a week and a half. Now feeling fine. Back to work on Monday.

Brother in law tested positive and had an on and off fever for a couple of days. He's feeling fine now too.

Thankfully, nothing serious for either of them.

Posted by: InCali at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (9AFWN)

275 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)

Forgive me. Lady Friend has me on week 2 strength yoga while I have her lifting heavy. I've never done yoga in my life. Yes, I'm in bed and can barely move.... even my thumbs on phone. Anyway,
Glad you found it. I figured you would especially find it intriguing.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (KSMO2)

276
"Dear Prog advice columnists,

My prog husband and I raised two prog kids and they've gone full prog - sexually, socially and economically. Things are tense between us because the prog kids are suffering from the poor choices we in part encouraged, but we're a bit put-off by their lifestyles even though we know it isn't too progressive for us to act that way.

Can we bribe them with money to overcome this tension?

Signed,
- Prog Parents Pondering Portents"

"Dear Prog Parents,

You should give them money, yes, if you are able. But that will not solve the impasse. Work on your progressive purity and accept your children's choices. Once you accept those choices, continue to progress and *embrace* them or you're no better than a Trump supporter.

Signed,
Progressive Pontificating from Paltry Parameters."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2020 12:38 PM (hYcqw)

Related, and great translation.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (YkawN)

277 219...and then you get this tidbit from the thread:
"Vatican official: China is best example of social justice."

Posted by: Ward at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (nzKWW)

278 > New York Congressman Plans To Dox Anyone Who Oppose A Bill To Tax People Leaving NY


Doesn't California already have something like that?

I won't even change planes in that shithole state, if I can possibly avoid it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (7Kh21)

279 He used to be known as Fat Jack before his Golden Bear makeover. Think John Daly minus the smokes and booze.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (y7DUB)

Stop...'

He was overweight by a bit. No where close to John Dalyesque. Yes he smoked, as did everyone else on tour, and stopped when Barbara got on his back about how it looked in photos.

The Fat Jack moniker came about from Arnie's Army riding him at the US Open at Oakmont in 1962.

He was actually a very accomplished athlete growing up.

Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)

280 Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (anu9w)


"You scumbag, you maggot,
You cheap lousy faggot.
Merry Christmas, your arse,
I pray God it's our last."


If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12)

281 246 Puddleglum, that song is kind of sad when you realize how Kirsty MacColl ended up.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Lyrically, the song is very melancholy too. Still, I can play it over and over again. I like The Pogues. You're right about MacColl.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (anu9w)

282 Mario Lopez as young Harlen Sanders in a Lifetime Original "Recipe for Seduction" is excellent

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (2MOqZ)

283 204 RedMind: it's tough to shoot Santa in the nuts. He's wearing so many layers down there... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2020 07:36

That's why I recommended the tire iron.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 07, 2020 07:38 PM (rBtIz)


Agreed, but I was trying to stay with the theme of Ace's post.

Kid asked for a gun, not a tire iron. Yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

284

The mother should have said, "I'll be back" and gone and gotten the Nerf gun and returned with it and opened up on commie Santa.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (3gBAJ)

285 Should have gone directly to toy department, bought ALL the kids nerf guns and gone back and shot santa. Shame on that cretin.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (99Nt9)

286 >>> In all honesty I don't think I did. None where I mentioned the brand name. Although it might have happened on Friday......
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (Xhrur)

=====

I jumped down, so maybe this has been asked: did you post here about your car on the car thread yesterday?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (HSzKG)

287 Sidney Powell just said she expect there to be 3 states at the Supreme Court by the end of the week.



Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

That's enough if PA is one of them, and I think pmurT was saying in another thread they're up tomorrow.


Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2020 07:29 PM (kOpft)

Bet it is PA, GA and AZ (with MI, NV and others to follow)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (946rW)

288 If Trump is on the way out, maybe he can nuke a few places on his last day, tell Biden to have fun with that.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (Vb2pJ)

289 how do you tax leaving? if you are there, you haven't left. if you have left, you aren't there and they have no jurisdiction, no standing.

Posted by: x at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (0tE/i)

290 Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (hku12)

I think you can strike a balance. Growing up my parents got me two things I REALLY wanted, one came from them and one from Santa.

Santa is a fun story for kids. I love it as a parent too, seeing my kids eyes light up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (IYHxL)

291 >>Those are the motions requesting to file amicus briefs.

Yup - amicus that isn't even allowed in criminal cases like this - my wife said it best: the man is judicially demented - when, oh when will someone with oversite of the district step in and prevent further embarrassment to the court? Its as far now from a judicial proceeding as a six year old gets when arguing with another toddler over a toy....

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (w2LAm)

292 >>>The mother should have said, "I'll be back" and gone and gotten the Nerf gun and returned with it and opened up on commie Santa.


Worst part is Santa is likely still gainfully employed

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (AFSld)

293 But the thing about a guy going around the world once a year? Nah, that's just a story.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:44 PM (hku12)

Bah, humbug! Part of the joy of Santa is the kids leaving treats out for him on Christmas Eve.

We always spent Christmas Eve at grandma and grandpa's house when we were young, because they had a real fireplace. We carefully selected the best cookies to leave on the hearth for him, along with a big glass of milk.

At our house, we had a fireplace facsimile made out of cardboard so he could leave gifts there, too.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (5FCda)

294 Of fucking course. Cocksucker corporations.

Everybody wants $7.00 to rent the Fatman now. Is there ever even a minute they're not trying to rape people?

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (L8ADy)

295 He was actually a very accomplished athlete growing up.
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)


Begun the golf wars have.

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)

296 Trump ended funding to CIA toys in Syria when he saw a vid of them killing and mutilating a young boy.

Then the questions of where Trump got that and other information State and CIA were withholding.

I didn't see this anywhere

https://twitter.com/i/status/1326335602011353088

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (TAe5w)

297
I jumped down, so maybe this has been asked: did you post here about your car on the car thread yesterday?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 07, 2020 07:50 PM (HSzKG)

No, I didn't. But that's a good point. I can't remember the last time I typed the name. But now that you mention it someone else said something about them a few days ago. I even thought about responding. And that was on my phone.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (Xhrur)

298 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda)

Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07:36 PM (Vb2pJ)

I don't envy them their jobs. There is an external, supernatural evil in this world. Pray you never encounter it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (Qdr/P)

299 Mother Earth (Pachamama) worship in St. Peter's Basilica unleashed thousand of demons.
Posted by: JAS at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (2BZBZ)


I feel like a complete idiot for not thinking of that.

I'm Baptist, not Catholic, but I know that there are people in our church who very quietly deal with demons. Every so often pastor will mention the more otherworldly aspects of our faith and it's always interesting to watch people's reactions. Pastor has a double doctorate and is a very rational and logical kind of person. It throws people when he mentions that he absolutely believe that the supernatural has a hand in our world.

What most people do not know, but I do since his father worked with my father at a religious college, is that he grew up surrounded by the Baptist version of exorcists. Of course he believes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (GbPPJ)

300 Regarding Judge Sullivan, a thread:

https://bit.ly/2JN0gU3

Posted by: @JohnHereToHelp at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (SjwtK)

301 If I got that letter, the next night my place would put Clark Griswold's home to shame.
Posted by: spindrift at December 07, 2020 07:06 PM (nCgJ/)

"Start Up The Rotors" is a Christmas tune, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (mzC78)

302 Nood Otters

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (YwPJG)

303 Fairytale of New York

These days I'm partial to The St Stephen's Day Murders.

"There'll be laughter and tears over Tia Marias,
Mixed up with that drink made from Gibleys.
Cause it's all we've got left as they draw their last breath,
Ah, it's nice for the kids, as you finally get rid of them,
In the St Stephen's Day Murders."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (2JVJo)

304 Exorcists have never been busier, no joke.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 07, 2020 07

One thing many Catholics don't know is that every diocese has an exorcist. However, only the Pope and the diocese's bishop are allowed to know who he is.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

Checkout THE GUEST a Korean show about a demon that possesses people and goes on killing people. Very good well written and doesn't shit on Catholics or even other religions.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (dKiJG)

305 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (KSMO2)

I love yoga bro, lift heavy and do yoga to stay loose and limber.

My cousin has a routine(and is making a few more for me) and it's legit as is DDP Yoga.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (IYHxL)

306 Nude Otters.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (BM2fS)

307 287 Sidney Powell just said she expect there to be 3 states at the Supreme Court by the end of the week.



Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)


She better hurry the fuck up. Deadline is tomorrow.

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)

308 "111 Do you all think that the demons are starting to manifest themselves more? People are not acting crazier, they are possessed.
Posted by: Jmel at December 07, 2020 07:18 PM (bVhJi)

I've been saying that for a while, Jmel.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (5FCda) "


Absolutely yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (/On2j)

309 219 The cattle cars in Taiwan are rolling.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3tp3gnl

Posted by: bonhomme at December 07, 2020 07:39 PM (YYlyE)


Did the Chinese build a bridge 60 miles long over the South China Sea already?
I guess it is Hong Kong that is getting the shaft.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

310 270 A new Berlin Wall guarded by the new Stasi.

New York Congressman Plans To Dox Anyone Who Oppose A Bill To Tax People Leaving NY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



The Lives of Others as a How-To guide.

FYI, I saw this movie recently. I can't recommend it enough. It's great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (anu9w)

311 The thing about my home browsing being cross referenced to my phone is hard to believe as I don't have any accounts to cross reference. Outside of the basics, I am so siloed, many in here would be impressed.

My phone would have to be spying on wifi packets, which I will not discount.
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM


They're so cute when they're young!

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 07, 2020 07:53 PM (DMUuz)

312 > She better hurry the fuck up. Deadline is tomorrow.

The actual deadline isn't until January 20.

The Electoral College's decision is far from final.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:54 PM (7Kh21)

313 Can we bribe them with money to overcome this tension?



Signed,

- Prog Parents Pondering Portents"



"Dear Prog Parents,



You should give them money, yes, if you are able. But that will not
solve the impasse. Work on your progressive purity and accept your
children's choices. Once you accept those choices, continue to progress
and *embrace* them or you're no better than a Trump supporter.



Signed,

Progressive Pontificating from Paltry Parameters."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 07, 2020 12:38 PM (hYcqw)



Related, and great translation.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (YkawN)

Actual real world advice: Kick your son out and make him be self-sufficient. You have no responsibility to support an ungrateful child. Tell your daughter she is not "pan-sexual", she is a tramp and needs to work on finding a good man.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 07, 2020 07:54 PM (946rW)

314 Christmas Wrapping is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Fight me!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp



Indeed, and the Waitresses have a couple of other classic songs, as well, among them:

https://tinyurl.com/Waitresses---Pussy-Strut

(a song about math, if you can believe it)

and . . .

https://tinyurl.com/I-Know-What-Boys-Want---The-W

(a song about girls)

RIP, Patty Donahue

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2020 07:55 PM (BM2fS)

315
I don't envy them their jobs. There is an external, supernatural evil in this world. Pray you never encounter it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at




Hey, I was married.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (r1z5A)

316 Yeah, that's fake crying there. No kid that age cries in public, and nobody rubs their eyes like that except on stage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

317 Pennsylvania seems to be headed to the SC tomorrow come Hell or high water.
Hoping for a beat down as the Democrats deserve it but we will see.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (9sWOw)

318 Tonight is the last night we have to suffer through Joe Namath's Medicare commercials, right?

Posted by: IrishEi on phone at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (sGotD)

319 yeah teachers go from taking loads of cum on their face running around a frat to teaching kids as soon as they get a degree, not a profession where you find talented people.

Posted by: dj3way at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (y4Fdh)

320 Puddleglum, that song is kind of sad when you realize how Kirsty MacColl ended up.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Lyrically, the song is very melancholy too. Still, I can play it over and over again. I like The Pogues. You're right about MacColl.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (anu9w)


It's even worse when you realize the rich prick who killed her basically got away scot free.

Mexico being Mexico.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (hku12)

321 >>> 294 Of fucking course. Cocksucker corporations.
Everybody wants $7.00 to rent the Fatman now. Is there ever even a minute they're not trying to rape people?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 23% more FUCKITOL at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (L8ADy)


It just came out late last month. They're not making enough theater wise so now they need to extend the online money-making longer term.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (l6b3d)

322 280 Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (anu9w)


"You scumbag, you maggot,
You cheap lousy faggot.
Merry Christmas, your arse,
I pray God it's our last."


If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye.....
Posted by: BurtTC



"It's Christmas Eve, Babe
In the drunk tank"

It starts out awesome and gets better.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:57 PM (anu9w)

323 When I hear "pan-sexual" I think forest frolicking, goat legs, and a reed flute

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

324 262
That Santa is a dick. But lets not go overboard here. This kid will not be traumatized or whatever. He will get over it.

Not the point. That Santa's ONLY job is to make kids happy, not scold them and make them cry.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2020 07:57 PM (+ya+t)

325 > Did the Chinese build a bridge 60 miles long over the South China Sea already?

China hasn't been building any bridges.

Taiwan has been buying a lot of submarines, though.

Almost as if they've contemplated the mainlanders trying to invade.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:58 PM (7Kh21)

326 100 That mother should be ashamed of herself for not punching that fat fuck
right in the mouth for making her kid cry. She didn't say a word? Wtf.


That may well be the most disgusting aspect of this whole thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 07, 2020 07:14 PM (W4eKo)


From the video, it looks like she was more concerned about getting the kiddies' photo with Santa.

She should have rolled that table over on ol' Santa for making her kid cry.


And why does that Santa have a whiney voice? Couldn;t they hire a Santa with a deep, manly voice?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Queen of Sheba Elect...for today, tomorow I'll be Helen of Troy Elect at December 07, 2020 07:58 PM (8/7u2)

327 One thing many Catholics don't know is that every
diocese has an exorcist. However, only the Pope and the diocese's
bishop are allowed to know who he is.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)


___________


What do they do if the Pope is demonically possessed and needs an exorcism?

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

328 323 When I hear "pan-sexual" I think forest frolicking, goat legs, and a reed flute
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

Listens to a lot of Zamfir.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2020 07:59 PM (nakwk)

329 > When I hear "pan-sexual"

I think of a guy I used to know who drew a picture of a penis in a skillet in a game of Pictionary.

The answer was "Peter Pan".


And yeah, he was kind of a weird guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:59 PM (7Kh21)

330 First, that Santa Claus is a douchebag. Big time.

Second, what an awful person who wrote the letter about the Christmas lights. That person is mentally disturbed - they actually sat down and wrote the letter and then they put a stamp on it and mailed it. Truly fucked up.

Posted by: ptleahy at December 07, 2020 08:00 PM (fGWO5)

331 And lolz at somebody being triggered by Christmas lights but they choose to live in St Anthony. I'd rather see the letter writer doxed than that Santa, personally. First to see if it's a fake, second to help the other neighbors to know who to shun lol. I'd guess that person would be happier enjoying the diversity of Ilhan Omar's district up in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 07, 2020 08:00 PM (YkawN)

332 289 how do you tax leaving? if you are there, you haven't left. if you have left, you aren't there and they have no jurisdiction, no standing.
Posted by: x at December 07, 2020 07:51 PM (0tE/i)

Are you actually asking that question?

- California taxing authority board, chasing for money from people who left the state years ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2020 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

333 318
Tonight is the last night we have to suffer through Joe Namath's Medicare commercials, right?

Posted by: IrishEi on phone at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (sGotD)

__________


I'm old enough to remember his pantyhose commercials ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 07, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

334 Pan sexual?

unbelievable

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2020 08:02 PM (9sWOw)

335 The Fat Jack moniker came about from Arnie's Army riding him at the US Open at Oakmont in 1962.

He was actually a very accomplished athlete growing up.
Posted by: browndog at December 07, 2020 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)


I know all that. I saw him play at Congressional in 64 and he could hit the ball a ton. And Arnie's Army was the biggest collection of shitheads and lowlifes the USGA ever let stink up a gallery. And they knew fucking A well Jack was bound for greatness. But Barbara and his family understood he had to look the part and voila: The Golden Bear.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 08:02 PM (y7DUB)

336 >>She better hurry the fuck up. Deadline is tomorrow.

No, it's not.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

337 316
Yeah, that's fake crying there. No kid that age cries in public, and nobody rubs their eyes like that except on stage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)


__________


F*ck you too, missy!

Posted by: Chrissie Wallace, Cucks News at December 07, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

338 I haven't decorated since my wife died but other people's celebration does not and should not trigger me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 08:03 PM (lgiXo)

339 when the kids were little, everyone (including us parents) got one gift each from Santa
then a buttload of gifts from mom & dad

Posted by: vmom Mobile Autonomous Zone at December 07, 2020 08:05 PM (nUhF0)

340 Remember kids, Santa is an anagram of Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2020 08:06 PM (nakwk)

341 That Santa is a dick. But lets not go overboard here. This kid will not be traumatized or whatever. He will get over it.

Not the point. That Santa's ONLY job is to make kids happy, not scold them and make them cry.
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2020 07:57 PM (+ya+t)


What seems to be getting overlooked is a store hired that guy and to carry out a give out toys but no guns policy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2020 08:06 PM (y7DUB)

342 My Dutch dil celebrated St Nicholas Day Saturday. I didn't and I was not triggered.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 08:06 PM (lgiXo)

343 Yep. If they're loading you on buses or trains, you're essentially dead anyway.
Might as well take a few of them to Hell with you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2020 07:48 PM (7Kh21)

Yup...the story of the Gypsy dancer who did a strip tease in front of the shooting pit so she could get close enough to the nearby SS officer, grabbed his pistol and shot him dead before she was cut down by the other guards comes to mind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2020 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

344 Yup...the story of the Gypsy dancer who did a strip tease in front of the shooting pit so she could get close enough to the nearby SS officer, grabbed his pistol and shot him dead before she was cut down by the other guards comes to mind.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2020 08:07 PM (R/m4+)

Gypsy Dancer would be a good name for a racehorse.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 08:09 PM (lgiXo)

345 >>She better hurry the fuck up. Deadline is tomorrow.

No, it's not.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

There is no deadline on the SCOTUS other than those outlined in the Constitution, so I don't see a problem here until 2021 - the press and states can yell all they want - unless they're allowed to dictate the constitutional workings of the US - they are all shit out of luck.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 08:10 PM (w2LAm)

346 342 My Dutch dil celebrated St Nicholas Day Saturday. I didn't and I was not triggered.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 07, 2020 08:06 PM (lgiXo)
---

I get triggered by Black Peter!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 07, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

347 I have never felt the need to make a stranger cry because of my beliefs. I've never had to make anyone cry to get done what I need to get done.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at December 07, 2020 08:26 PM (zWGCW)

348 'd go with Baby It's Cold. That song will get a leftist frothing at the mouth.
Posted by: Fanoogeee at December 07, 2020 07:22 PM (ectFj)

Depends on the version. The Dean Martin version is oily enough for any of those lib lotharios. Might as well have a rape button.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 07, 2020 07:24 PM (pcQxC)

As many different versions as you can find/afford.

Alternate with Santa Baby just for fun

Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2020 08:28 PM (oDN4E)

349 Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2020 08:10 PM (w2LAm)

+++

Yes but I think SCOTUS is aware of the optics. Tomorrow at midnight, unless given a reason not to, these swing states are going to pass the safe harbor date and assign electors. The media will then scream "it's over an SCOTUS would be overturning the electoral college!"

So SCOTUS will want to act in a way that is not only legal but optical. A favorable ruling tomorrow would handle that, I think.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 07, 2020 08:33 PM (ojwvu)

350 Yep, bad fake santa got fired and real nice video Santa has organized a toy drive for him, this kid is gonna be loaded at Christmas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2020 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

351 Watching "All Rise"
They are so PC with COVID.
All the face shields make them look like refugees from an episode of Flash Gordon. Just waiting for Emperor Ming the Merciless to appear.

Posted by: SMOD at December 07, 2020 09:05 PM (X5CsJ)

352 So if we are the resistance now we need to start acting like it. We have had at least 15 years of examples of how to act out against the government

Posted by: Megthered at December 07, 2020 09:06 PM (SM/op)

353 The proper response by the St Anthony resident would be to borrow from the legendary James N. Bailey, Esq., responding on behalf of the Cleveland Stadium Corp to a letter hinting at litigation over paper airplanes being thrown during games:

"Dear Mr. Cox:

Attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters."

Posted by: JPS at December 07, 2020 09:09 PM (UgdG5)

354 234 225 Christmas Wrapping is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Fight me!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Fairytale of New York

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2020 07:42 PM (anu9w)

Any Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it is alright by me...

Posted by: bob frapples at December 07, 2020 09:27 PM (hNjgQ)

355 When we originally moved into our town it was close to 70% Jewish. Back then, our house was one of the few on the street with lights at Christmastime. You know what our neighbors had to say about it? They started asking when our lights were going up because they liked seeing them!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at December 07, 2020 09:33 PM (FR+I0)

356 Regarding Judge Sullivan, a thread:

https://bit.ly/2JN0gU3
Posted by: @JohnHereToHelp at December 07, 2020 07:52 PM (SjwtK)


Ho Lee Fuckin Shit. If true, death sentence.

Posted by: Abiss at December 07, 2020 10:38 PM (Y8DtA)

357 Robbie Williams - Can't Stop Christmas

Best COVID Christmas song there is. Believe me, you'll like it.

Posted by: p0sTpWnEd at December 08, 2020 09:24 AM (J9W2d)

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