Joe Biden: I Broke My Foot When I Pulled My Dog's Tail Still Naked and Wet From the Shower

Yes, I see.

This guy has a lot of Old Pervert Energy.

President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.

Bidenís campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal's tail.

The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks.

"What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who's been around my house knows -- dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball," Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.

"And I'm walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I'm joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That's what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story."

Yeah, this decrepit old man was chasing a dog around.

"That's what happened."

No, here's what happened: This ancient credibly-accused rapist broke his foot just getting out of bed, but they're making up a story about dogs and tails and monkeyshines to play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is.

Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM




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1 "You're not going anywhere until you finish your peanut butter!"

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:03 PM (4KNMT)

2 Was he expecting the dog to pull him across the floor like he was waterskiing?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (0QYMt)

3 You can tell this is true by the way he refers to his dog's name.


...oh, wait.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (4KNMT)

4 willowed

510 Weird how people voted for only Biden but didn't vote for any Democrats down ballot. It must be because of Biden's immense popularity.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 12:43 PM (DqECB)


+++++++++


This is what I've been saying. The most insane part about the whole fraud is how insulting is that the media expects me to believe it.

1. I'm supposed to believe Democrats DIDN'T spend the whole summer saying "vote blue no matter who."

2. I'm supposed to believe that Democrats loved the GOPe (down-ballot)

3. I'm supposed to believe the Democrats loved Joe Biden so much they merrily voted for him and him alone while handing their own party a bloodbath in the down-ballot races

4. I'm supposed to believe that the GOPe was so much more popular than Trump and that's the only way to explain how there was a red wave everywhere but for the White House.

And when you say this to people, they will say "that just show how unpopular Trump was after four years of scandals, etc."

Uh huh. Then tell me HOW DID HE GET 71 MILLION VOTES AND COUNTING!? HOW DID HE WIN MORE VOTES VS HIS PREVIOUS ELECTION WHICH ONLY TWO OTHER PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE EVER AND EVER (Reagan and Nixon, who both had 49 state landslides)?

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (ZR7kf)

5
I understand it was a lot like this when the Duke of Windsor abdicated...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

6 Pull my tail!

Posted by: Joe's pooch at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (63Dwl)

7 I have alleyways connecting every room in my house, it's perfectly normal. I just wish there were fewer homeless people living in them....

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (5AVMW)

8 Top ten on accident?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (+2xjH)

9 "If you pull his tail, he gives you a Tootsie Roll!"

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (4KNMT)

10 IF this assh...errr...person becomes president, I'm betting my entire stack of Quatloos that in his first meeting with Putin, that Putin gifts him with a Russian Wolfhound bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (axyOa)

11

Keep pressing Mr. President. It is getting to them all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (sfhL4)

12 And the same MSM that questioned everything about Trump's COVID Adventure will report this as Gospel Truth without even a smirk.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (BJKQV)

13 I mean, seriously - you get out of the shower, wet, and your first thing is to play with the dog?

I made up better stories when I was eight. Come on, man!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (0QYMt)

14


"Bitch set me up - literally!"

- - Polident-Elect Marion Biden-Berrry


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

15 Maybe he meant Galley Way?


Does he live on a boat?

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (4KNMT)

16 does your dog bite?


*bites*


I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.


that's not my dog

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

17 11 Keep pressing Mr. President. It is getting to them all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:05 PM (sfhL4)


T-minus 10 days. Tick freaking tock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

18 of course he has to be naked in the story, I'm sure he enjoys creating that visual

Posted by: brak at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (cG+eD)

19

alternate headline

Biden Mistakens Child for a Dog

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (sfhL4)

20 Only two year olds pull a dogs tail.

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

21 James O'Keefe should have lurked on those CNN calls for a little longer.

Zucker must have given some orders to the troops about how to keep this cover-up going that Veritas could have recorded. The post-interview call would have been hilarious to document.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (4tiP2)

22 Oh, please. Biden was probably trying to doink the dog in the squeakhole.

"Jill, is that you honey? You haven't shaved, have you?"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

23 Thank God he got a cat.

Posted by: The Dog at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (sX1BW)

24 20 Only two year olds pull a dogs tail.
Posted by: wth


or dementia patients with the mental acuity of a two year old.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (W2Pud)

25 Better than Harry Reid's face story

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (MPYWI)

26 Dee dum-dum.

She'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen.
Try the veal.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (axyOa)

27
cue up the ASPCA with a statement on how & why it's cruel & hurtful to pull a dog's tail in 3...2..1...

wait, what? it was a democrat pulling the dog's tail?

nevermind then

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (GEkqi)

28 Why would anyone, ever, try to pull their dog's tail??? As a lifelong friend of canines, I find this baffling. I mean, trying to make sense of Slow Joe is always tough, but this time it's impossible.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (b6kHD)

29 The more elaborate the explanation the more likely it is to be a lie.

Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (O3/K+)

30 "Alleyway" is dementia for hallway.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

31
Harry Reid nods in agreement. Bathrooms are dangerous places for aging hacks.

Posted by: Slip-N-Slide at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (n3pbI)

32 Has Joe heard of "towels"?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (Y8GVo)

33 I am confused. He claims he fell on the floor?

Is it possible to break a foot buy falling 0.000mm?

I could maybe see if it was a hip, or a pinky, but how do you break a foot by falling off the floor onto the floor?

Maybe he kicked something. Or fell down stairs. Or dropped a suitcase of ballots on it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (LWu6U)

34 Maybe he was hungry.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

35 I totes believe this.

Totes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

36 Poor dog thought he was going to drag him into the shower.

Supposedly, Joe and Jill are planning on getting a cat.


I can't wait.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

37 Seriously, who doesn't call their dog by their name?

Someone who isn't really a good dog owner. That's who.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (4KNMT)

38 Sure.

Mr. 8:45 AM Lid-for-the-day is charging down hallways after his dog.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (yL25O)

39 I cannot muster any shits to give about this story and whether it is credible or true. An emaciated elderly husk guy got damaged, like decrepit shambling corpses who don't know they're dead often do. Fuck him and his dog.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (H5knJ)

40
Mike Lindell is at the rally in front of the GA mansion.
Great guy!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (6vHcr)

41 I keep saying "dog" is code for "one of my granddaughters."

Makes perfect sense when you look at it that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (hku12)

42
The more elaborate the explanation the more likely it is to be a lie.

Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM


before the weekend is over, he'll be seen with the boot on the wrong foot

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (GEkqi)

43 He has an alleyway leading to the bedroom?

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (uZQVO)

45 someone please save the dog

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (nUhF0)

46
A Hearse for dead voters is now at the rally in GA.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (6vHcr)

47 #whitefragility ~Kamala Harris (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (3sOO0)

48 Joe is one creepy fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (uZQVO)

49 God help the WH help if the old bastard ends up residing there. They'll be constantly exposed to his naked ass roaming around.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

50 They're just keeping Joey alive long enough to get through inauguration.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (szqvX)

51 before the weekend is over, he'll be seen with the boot on the wrong foot
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (GEkqi)


Already happened. Tami has the link.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (zI9dG)

52
RSBN Rally now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsS3xqHYgl4

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (6vHcr)

53 A Hearse for dead voters is now at the rally in GA.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (6vHcr)

---------------------

Perfect!

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

54 Too bad he didn't break his neck and his dog ate his face because he was hungry.

Posted by: JROD at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (0jZnq)

55 The damn mutt stole my dentures! What would you do, chump?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (Izzlo)

56 Biden's one of those guys who also blames the dog for farting. Never trust a guy who can't own up to his own gas.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

57 Wasn't the tail he was pulling...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (nakwk)

58 Someone has to bring up the point that Vitamin D is essential for bone health.

Hiding from the 'rona in the basement is bad for Vitamin D levels. He brought this on himself.

HE IS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN LOCKDOWN!!!!!

This is exactly what Trump warned him about.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (LWu6U)

59 the dog was just asking for it!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (JFO2v)

60 Truth of the matter, he broke his foot when he was gumming his cup of smashed peas.

Posted by: Judge Holden at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (IOSt7)

61 alternate headline

Biden Mistakens Child for a Dog
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (sfhL4)


Hell, he'll grope and sniff anything that is warmer than room temperature.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (AiZBA)

62 how did this happen? Boot is jumping from one leg to the other just like what happen with John McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh

Also the bone he broke is known as the Keystone bone in the foot. funny that.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (R1LMN)

63 5
I understand it was a lot like this when the Duke of Windsor abdicated...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

++++++++

You mean Dukes of Hazzard.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (uZQVO)

64 Mike Lindell is at the rally in front of the GA mansion.
Great guy!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (6vHcr)


Someone please tell him I don't need seven emails a day. I bought your f'n pillow man, now leave me alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (hku12)

65 Who pulls a dog's tail??? And who thinks a story about PULLING AN ANIMAL'S TAIL makes them look good, unless it's a damn lion* and you wrestled it to the ground?

*all bets off if the lion is named Cecil

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (rWZ8Y)

66 Listened to Adam Carolla the other day when his news girl brought this up this story. Carolla said that he doubted the and the pool and dog story was real, and that Biden had probably fallen in the bathroom.

Posted by: Wendy at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (bpemY)

67 It will be amusing to watch the Pravda Press make up shit to pass off Sloe Joe's recurring injuries.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (3H9h1)

68 Harry Reid nods in agreement. Bathrooms are dangerous places for aging hacks.
Posted by: Slip-N-Slide at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (n3pbI)


Giant exercise rubber bands from outer space ambushing him from the linen closet in hopes of kidnapping him and taking him back to marry their queen, but the dog attacked and they were dead already, so he was trying to pull the dog's tail to make him stop, then slipped and fell is a nice addition to the story though. Let's put that in tomorrow's news cycle.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (L8ADy)

69 Here's an actual picture of the dog that tripped him:

https://tinyurl.com/y3wz4pv7

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

70 57 Wasn't the tail he was pulling...
Posted by: Insomniac


that's gross

Posted by: jeffrey toobin at December 04, 2020 01:13 PM (W2Pud)

71


I thought he got it when he tripped putting a ball-gag in his mouth before he got the shit beaten out of him in his weekly SM therapy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 04, 2020 01:13 PM (lg/F7)

72 Someone please tell him I don't need seven emails a day. I bought your f'n pillow man, now leave me alone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (hku12)


Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 01:13 PM (AiZBA)

73 That poor dog. I'm picturing the critter like Paris Hilton's purse chihuahua in that South Park episode.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 01:13 PM (nakwk)

74 I'm guessing he was advised to just say he slipped playing with the dog, and then ended up with this elaborate story.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

75 I'm betting he fell down the basement stairs.
Or kicked the dog and broke his foot.
Or slipped trying to get to the toilet after shitting himself.

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

76 His granddaughter was doing anal reverse cowboy and squeezed his foot too hard...

Posted by: Some Dude at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (QEh5D)

77 I'm guessing it was just a typical slip and fall for an elderly man in the shower, he's very old. It happens, but its just more evidence of how spectacularly unfit the man is for any office, let alone the presidency.

But nobody seriously believes he'd be in charge for long anyway. Then it will be Kamala/Pelosi or some other abomination straight out of Revelations

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

78 It's probably fucking gout.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (OvAHB)

79 So we're supposed to believe he wanted to pull the dog's tail like a mean six-year-old bully. That's kind of odd behaviour for the kindest man who has ever run for office.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (lgiXo)

80 On the topic of vote switching. Check out 52:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwL8EfOt2Ks&feature=youtu.be

We've got a witness who did a forensic audit on one of the machines and found 37 votes switched. Relatively small even for the tiny county, but it's further confirmation regarding what we see in the data of small amounts of votes being stolen over a very wide area.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

81 Dog shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt...

-PedJoe

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (+2xjH)

82 Maybe that's actually how Joe "remembers" it.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (Ti+Tv)

83 That should be the headline here -

Biden breaks foot as consequence of poor health brought on by lockdown.

Lack of movement and low Vitamin D is bad for bone health.

As predicted by Trump, the impact of hiding in the basement was worse than the China-virus Joe was hiding from.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (LWu6U)

84 >>>66 Listened to Adam Carolla the other day when his news girl brought this up this story. Carolla said that he doubted the and the pool and dog story was real, and that Biden had probably fallen in the bathroom.


YUP!

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (nuqdl)

85 74 I'm guessing he was advised to just say he slipped playing with the dog, and then ended up with this elaborate story.
Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (sX1BW)


It's going to get more elaborate on each telling, like "To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street"

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (Izzlo)

86 76 His granddaughter was doing anal reverse cowboy and squeezed his foot too hard...
Posted by: Some Dude at December 04, 2020 01:14 PM (QEh5D)

ha wtf

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (JFO2v)

87 OT about the GA counting fraud, since we know the time frame and place where it happened, shouldn't there be batch counts of the votes on each tabulator used?

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (J70i0)

88 They could've said that he broke it while rescuing kids from a burning orphanage and the MSM would report it uncritically.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (kTF2Z)

89 I like dogs. I imagine that a dog being chased by a wet and naked Joe Biden does not have a life that any good (or even non-bad) dog deserves.

Thankfully, this doesn't bother me because this story is clearly baloney.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)

90 Who pulls a dog's tail??? And who thinks a story about PULLING AN ANIMAL'S TAIL makes them look good, unless it's a damn lion* and you wrestled it to the ground?

*all bets off if the lion is named Cecil
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (rWZ8Y)


You know who pulls a dog's tail? An asshole, that's who. If he really did pull its tail, he's fucking lucky somebody trained it well.

They really should have thought their story through better than this, but I'd guess he'd already blurted it out, so they had to clarify how this all happened.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (L8ADy)

91 As predicted by Trump, the impact of hiding in the basement was worse than the China-virus Joe was hiding from.

This would be the headline, were the parties reversed.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

92 Biden having sex with a dog?

well considering what a hag Jill is, can you blame him?

Posted by: rozel at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (EJ2Rs)

93 The dog version of "Hey, pull my finger".

Posted by: Tom W at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (OZh1L)

94 Plot twist: The dog's name is Cornpop.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (3sOO0)

95 He didn't end with "My word as a Biden" so I'm pretty skeptical of this story.

Posted by: sillyme at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (RPGAd)

96 Pull my tail!

-Joe Biden

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (tNa3+)

97 @thatsqueensnark

Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

98 Dr. Jill says me and the dog will be put down together so that neither of us is sad.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

99 off exhibitionist sock!

Posted by: jeffrey toobin at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (W2Pud)

100 Hey, at least he didn't eat the dog, or put him on the roof.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

101 Red Rocket

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (5AVMW)

102 I saw Anal Reverse Cowboy open for Atlantic Rhythm Section back in the 80s. Awesome concert with multiple encores.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (Ti+Tv)

103 Better than Harry Reid's face story
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 01:07 PM (MPYWI)


I'd have loved to have seen that little prick getting pounded by a couple goombas.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

104 aw fuck

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (W2Pud)

105 This story stinks of Malarkey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (ifmtJ)

106 76
His granddaughter was doing anal reverse cowboy and squeezed his foot too hard...

Posted by: Some Dude

---
That's inappropriate. That'd be "reverse cowGIRL"!

Posted by: Judge Holden at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (IOSt7)

107 Biden spouts more bullshit than the chocolate fountain and the Golden Corral. But yeah, this is totes real. Just like Mr. I Won The World Moot Court and graduated first in my law school class.

*makes jerking motion with hand*

And the media laps it up like fluffers in a porn movie.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (VpIIl)

108 Bad idea giving a lie this long to a dude losing his mind. If we had any inquiry minds in media.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (DB16e)

109 Plot twist: The dog's name is Cornpop.
Posted by: Flyguy a

Plot twist II: It was not a dog

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (tNa3+)

110 I think it's more likely Biden lost his temper over something trivial because he's borderline dementia and simply kicked something in anger.
The dog thing is stupid.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (AD14M)

111 Listened to Adam Carolla the other day when his news girl brought this up this story. Carolla said that he doubted the and the pool and dog story was real, and that Biden had probably fallen in the bathroom.
Posted by: Wendy at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (bpemY)
+++++++++++++
One possibility. Another possibility: there was no injury at all and it was cover for something else. His cast may have changed sides, and he can apparently put weight on it okay. This strikes me as unlikely if there is a real injury. If that's true, then there was either no injury of any kind and this is all some bizarre sympathy play, or he went in for treatment about something else (likely brain or heart related) and they just made up a story about an injured foot and then - like many liars - couldn't quit embellishing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (hYcqw)

112 So Joe admits he was being mean, pulling on the dog's tail. Where is all the outrage from pet lovers?

Romney has proven to be a snake, but transporting the dog in a crate secured to the station wagon luggage rack really wasn't a bad thing, but women from both parties were howling about it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (Aashi)

113 PTSD flashback
Female Secret Service Agent

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (HwiWi)

114 98 Dr. Jill says me and the dog will be put down together so that neither of us is sad.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

You're going to go live on a farm.


20 versts west of Kiev.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, M.D. at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (OvAHB)

115 GERMAN SHEPARD SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (zI9dG)

116 *Ringtone*
"hey whats up?"

"Well Biden got hurt, we need a cover story and the press to coordinate on this"

"Oh crap what happened? Is he still alive?"

"yeah, just a broken foot. He was groping some 11 year old and she stomped on his foot to get away"

"Is the ungrateful bitch still, you know, around?"

"Nah, we packed her in a van and shipped her to Oman, she's in some harem now"

"OK we'll get to work on this, give me a few minutes with the team to come up with a whimsical tale that makes Joe sound strong and active"

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

117 Reports that I had an erection while chasing the dog are mostly false.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (H5knJ)

118 Dr. Jill says me and the dog will be put down together so that neither of us is sad.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (H5knJ)

Frigging thread winner. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (9Om/r)

119 To you skeptics out there, I once hurt myself pretty badly chasing my dog's tail, so it can happen. I was 2 years old at the time, but still . . .

Posted by: Bud Norton at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (6cOMd)

120 Remember, it took them a day to come up with a cover story, claimed initially that it was a simple fall, and blocked the media from being able to watch Joe enter the clinic (probably because he was using a wheelchair).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (I2/tG)

121 Thankfully, this doesn't bother me because this story is clearly baloney.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:15 PM (hYcqw)


I agree with Ace here, the old fuck did it trying to put his slippers on. One of the "tells" of dementia is the loss of balance. Waaay back when my mother started having her weird time-space-chronology issues, that was something the neurologist tested, and she failed.

Joe is going to start having more and more little episodes, and I'd bet he's going to break a hip within a year unless they put him out to pasture.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (L8ADy)

122 HELP ME!!!

Posted by: Pervy Joe's GSD at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (Y/f1D)

123 Just ask the female secret service babes. They'll tell ya. I'm always running around nekkid in front of them. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (gmo/4)

124 117 Reports that I had an erection while chasing the dog are mostly false.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:18 PM (H5knJ)

The dog stole the erection.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

125 True story I worked for a woman (probably mid 40s) that broke a bone in her foot just by walking across a parking lot, I was there when it happened.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (eMEkg)

126 I'd have loved to have seen that little prick getting pounded by a couple goombas

Probably a guy just showed up and made a fist, then Reid recoiled in terror, bashing into something.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

127 Romney has proven to be a snake, but transporting the dog in a crate secured to the station wagon luggage rack really wasn't a bad thing

Yes, dog transport on the roof of a car is super fucking normal.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (H5knJ)

128 his bones are basically saltines now

Posted by: x at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (0tE/i)

129 Yeah, the pulling of the tail is...help me here, horde!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Ggb9q)

130 even my 11 year old autistic daughter knows not to pull the dog's tail. Biden is full of bullshit.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

131 Maybe Joe has brittle bones. I can picture him standing at a podium steadily getting shorter as his spinal column crumbles.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (lgiXo)

132 Ok. I'm still LMAO from comment #1 by garrett.

"..youre not going anywhere until you finish your peanut butter."

Thats going to keep me laughing for the rest of the day. Thanks garrett!

Posted by: JROD at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (0jZnq)

133 Obama Adminstration: Let's eat the dog.

Biden Administration: Let's let the dog fuck us in the ass!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (WOYcU)

134
Joe is going to start having more and more little episodes, and I'd bet he's going to break a hip within a year unless they put him out to pasture.

I'll just say i had a disagreement with Kamala and fake a disease and resign!

Posted by: JOE! at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Zmnko)

135
The only thing missing from this Farce is the Fake News telling us it's "Historic!" as biden is the First president to break his foot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (6vHcr)

136 The real story is that he starts each day by tae kwon do kicking railroad ties in half, but misjudged one and broke his foot. Joe is just too humble to talk about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (ZVUa9)

137 "Why would anyone, ever, try to pull their dog's tail???"

LBJ picked up a dog by the ears. Pretty sure there's a photo of it. Democrats.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (qpX6U)

138 Biden could come to the podium missing an arm, tell the media he lost it wresting a crocodile, and they would believe it. Meanwhile, the demented old bastard did it shaving with a straight razor.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

139 109
Plot twist: The dog's name is Cornpop.

Posted by: Flyguy a



Plot twist II: It was not a dog


plot twist iii: it wasn't a tail?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

140 Some days you wag the dog, some days the dog wags you.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (+y8uL)

141 The real story is that he starts each day by tae kwon do kicking railroad ties in half, but misjudged one and broke his foot. Joe is just too humble to talk about it.

he tried Ruth Bader Ginsberg's workout regime but it was too much for him

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

142 10% of Twitter users break their own foot in solidarity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (OvAHB)

143 "Alleyway" is dementia for hallway.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)


Yep, that's what I told my mom. My grandpa had alzheimer's and he 100% would have said that and did say many things along those lines.

Posted by: AF at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (7TIB9)

144 134
Joe is going to start having more and more little episodes, and I'd bet he's going to break a hip within a year unless they put him out to pasture.

I'll just say i had a disagreement with Kamala and fake a disease and resign!
Posted by: JOE! at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Zmnko)

==========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ekx3xK4qXU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

145 You know who else is a credibly accused rapist?
Hint: his skin has a distinctive, unnatural orange hue.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (5l4ki)

146 For the life of me I can't figure out why they hid this guy in the basement the entire campaign. It's really baffling.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

147 RED ROCKET TIME!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (zI9dG)

148 Plot twist: The dog's name is Cornpop.

Posted by: Flyguy a



Plot twist II: It was not a dog

plot twist iii: it wasn't a tail?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2020 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

Plot twist iv: it spit at him

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (+2xjH)

149 nobody that has a dog grabs it by its tail for play. this is known. dogs do not like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (r+sAi)

150 When will he come out for a press conference driving one of those electric scooters with a flag?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (lgiXo)

151 "play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is."

eeede

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (qpX6U)

152 I'm going to withhold judgment until Erick Erickson weighs in.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (sX1BW)

153 I'm guessing it was just a typical slip and fall for an elderly man in the shower, he's very old.

If it were a hip or a wrist, sure. Has Joe had one of those ubiquitous Elite Black Eyes yet? You've got to be damned quick to break your fall with your foot.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (3fR4G)

154 @thatsqueensnark

Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)


The feet bones connected to the leg bones.
The leg bones connected to the hip bone.
The hip bone connected to the spine bone.
The spine bone connected to the head bone.
The feet forgot which one was hurt.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

155 20 Only (those with the intellect of) two year olds pull a dogs tail.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (Ggb9q)

156
The idea that we are demanding an audit but not also asking for someone who knows *how* to audit to do the audit seems...dumb to me.

Let the people who actually audit for a living take a look. PricewaterhouseCoopers works for me, or any of the big four accounting firms.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (/Pc8P)

157 MSM: This story is true and confirmed

Also MSM: The video showing illegal ballots counted in GA is false and debunked

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (22mNy)

158

RSB showing live march for trump bus tour

people dressed up like dead people in front of GA state capital bldg

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (sfhL4)

159 nobody that has a dog grabs it by its tail for play. this is known. dogs do not like that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
Depending on the dog, you might get away with petting the tail when he's curled up next to you, but many dogs don't even like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (hYcqw)

160 ONT 754 Seriously, look how many layers this story has: taking a show, pulling a dog's tail, slipped, fell and broke bone.

It's like a child's lie.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (ojwvu)

Sigh. Don't you realize that every one of these is a codephrase to the cognoscenti?
Posted by: Getting a Cat, Socks with Dogs at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM

Posted by: Nothing is what it seems at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (BBWrU)

161 Considering all the b*llsh*t the Left sold the public via the MSM since Trump's announcement... I'd have to call this one more lie.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Roy2Z)

162 alleyway is a weird way to refer to a hallway. and dog? dog has no name?

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)

163 As was being discussed elsewhere, when the Meat Puppet gets put out to pasture and Kamala ascends the throne, they will almost certainly select Pete ButtGig to be VP.

That way the President will be someone who garnered zero delegate votes and the VP will be someone who garnered 21 delegate votes out of 3,979 delegates.

It would literally be the most Deep Statey thing the Deep State could do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (ztzef)

164 146 For the life of me I can't figure out why they hid this guy in the basement the entire campaign. It's really baffling.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)

========

Because the votes were already in the mail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

165 Air Force One

Marine One

Rascal One

Posted by: the Secret Service at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (yk557)

166 Has the ever flaccid David French chimed in on how un Christian we are for not believing this lie?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

167 Yeah, I can't wait till he has to meet with World leaders.. He will surely make us proud!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Zmnko)

168 The next four years are going to be hell.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (0QYMt)

169
God Bless Mike Lindell.
This man is out there taking a stand.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (6vHcr)

170 We call it "pulling the dog's tail" here at the Biden compound. - Nekkid Joe



Help me! - Biden's poor dog.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (gmo/4)

171 Hey, Jill. Come get in the shower with me and the cat.
---- Joe


*fingers crossed*

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

172 The older you get, the more really common, familiar words you start to have problems recalling at will. Its incredibly frustrating, but part of normal life. If you have degradation of your mind through strokes etc, its even worse.

That doesn't make you a bad person, its sad and makes you worthy of sympathy. But it does make you unfit for any kind of job that requires anything beyond hugging grandkids and watching them play from a rocking chair.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

173 Lying bullshit lazy scumbag fuckface troll.

You wouldn't know "credible" if it crawled up your asshole and whispered into your ear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (OvAHB)

174 Who the fuck pulls their dog's tail while playing?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (22mNy)

175 JJ, please see my (afterhours) post @ morning report.

Posted by: Gilded at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (swmm1)

176 162 alleyway is a weird way to refer to a hallway. and dog? dog has no name?
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)


Riding to the White House on a dog with no name

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (lgiXo)

177 Post-Inauguration Headline: Joe Biden Didn't Fracture His Hyoid After Slipping And Falling In The Shower

Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (H16JU)

178 "I'm going to withhold judgment until Erick Erickson weighs in."

270. Text me to get on my recipe of the day list

Posted by: Erik Errorickson at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (+y8uL)

179 Ace:
How much do you get paid to lie to these idiots?
You know better. Is your honor worth so little?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (5l4ki)

180 160 ONT 754 Seriously, look how many layers this story has: taking a show, pulling a dog's tail, slipped, fell and broke bone.

It's like a child's lie.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (ojwvu)

Sigh. Don't you realize that every one of these is a codephrase to the cognoscenti?
Posted by: Getting a Cat, Socks with Dogs at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM
Posted by: Nothing is what it seems at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (BBWrU)

They can just talk to each other you know. It's not like they don't regularly see each other or have each others' contact info.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

181 Dogs always get the blame for everything.
Biden is lying.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (NpAcC)

182 did he not stop to dry himself and put on a robe at least? Good gracious, is this how he is going to behave in the WH? running around naked and wet chasing his pets around?

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

183 Did not even have to be in the shower. He is disoriented, just fell.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (tNa3+)

184 "Plot twist iv: it spit at him"


Plot twist V - he serves dog up fer dinner with Obama!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Ggb9q)

185 Pulling the dog's tail? It that a new masturbation euphemism?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

186 162 alleyway is a weird way to refer to a hallway. and dog? dog has no name?
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM


I went to the shower
With a dog with no name
Broke my foot, it's really a pain...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (0QYMt)

187 https://tinyurl.com/y5699mhk

@CongressmanHice

Yesterday we learned a forensics examination of a Ware County, GA #DominionVotingSystems machine found votes were switched from
@realDonaldTrump
to
@JoeBiden
.

This is one machine in one county in one state.

Did this happen elsewhere? We need to know!

EXAMINE ALL THE MACHINES!
9:56 AM Dec 4, 2020

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (R1LMN)

188 Punchy is going to start having a "life alert" incident once a week now, just wait and see...

Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (w2LAm)

189 It's almost as if this guy is really decrepit or something.

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

190 182 did he not stop to dry himself and put on a robe at least? Good gracious, is this how he is going to behave in the WH? running around naked and wet chasing his pets around?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (Zmnko)

191 Last time I checked, neither dogs nor cats like having their tails pulled.

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (2BZBZ)

192
Who the fuck pulls their dog's tail while playing?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (22mNy)


A mean, demented old asshole.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

193 >how did this happen? Boot is jumping from one leg to the other just like what happen with John McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh

Also the bone he broke is known as the Keystone bone in the foot. funny that.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (R1LMN)

Not that I love hopping to the defense of Grandpa Stinkfinger, but given how trivial it is to reverse a photo, that tweet doesn't mean much.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (L106N)

194 alleyway is a weird way to refer to a hallway. and dog? dog has no name?
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)


I've been through the alleyway with a dog with no name.
It felt good to get out of the rain.

Posted by: Biden The Usurper at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (AiZBA)

195 Hey, I pull the tails on my GERMAN SHEPHERDS all the time!

They like that!

Try it with the next German Shepherd you meet, and see what happens!

Posted by: Joe von Hindenburg! at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (I2/tG)

196 Our vigorous leader has slightly harmed his foot while fighting off a large wolf attempting to eat a village full of innocent children. Our glorious leader emerged heroically, and naked, from his shower just in time to stop the wolf from devouring a small child of indeterminate gender. While the origin of the wolf is not yet known, it is suspected of having been released by the Trump White House to slow the transition to our glorious new people's democratic republic.

Posted by: Dem Peoples Republic of DNC New Service at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (dYe5S)

197
Mike Lindell calls that weird-looking zuckerberg thing "Suckabuck."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (6vHcr)

198 Not that there's anything wrong with interspecies lovemaking, but if I want the moist touch of a bitch, I'll call a meeting with the vice president elect.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (H5knJ)

199 Broke his foot? Is that the excuse for the ankle bracelets the US Marshall Service put on flight risks?

Posted by: Carpe Manana at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (PbH71)

200 Well, it proves vote switching is real.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (tNa3+)

201 ...and they just made up a story about an injured foot and then - like many liars - couldn't quit embellishing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:17 PM


Listen, Fat: the thing is, I actually hurt my foot while kicking. . .a football. Yeah, I did while kicking a football. Broke it while setting a new NFL field goal record. No, seriously! I suited up for Vanderbilt, dressed like a girl Because I support LGBT+Yz# rights, doncha know? That was really me out there. That's why I ran right off the field as soon as kicked the ball. Because I hurt my foot. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Demetia Joe at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (OMsf+)

202 Have they asked if he enjoyed his applesauce today?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

203 He was trying to get a pawjob from Fido and Fido wasn't having it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (nakwk)

204 That Pete thing is one of the weakest trolls I've seen in some time.

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (5AVMW)

205 175 JJ, please see my (afterhours) post @ morning report.
Posted by: Gilded at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (swmm1)



I did. The thrust of my thinking and probably all of the cobs is not centered on what Lin Wood did or did not say. It's on the necessity to vote for a party that consistently is stabbing us in the face.

I think most people, here anyway, understand that we have to vote for Perdue and Loeffler. It's just that it's galling in the extreme to yet again hold our nose and spread our cheeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

206 I got yer boot right here, Joe.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (MkuC5)

207 127: Romneys family dog was a golden retriever. If a 90+ lb dog was not perfectly happy to hop up on the car and into the crate the dog wouldn't have gotten to go on the family vacation. geeze get a clue. Screaming that that was abusive is almost as bad was wearing a face diaper outside.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (Aashi)

208 Erm, 1. that's not my tail and 2. this isn't a Kong toy full of peanut butter. Woof!

Posted by: The Dog at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (jJjw9)

209 I've grown up with and owned GSDs my whole life. They do not like or enjoy having their tails pulled or grabbed.


Nekkid Joe is a creep.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

210 Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh
Posted by: Tami

it's possible one of the photos is mirror___ reversed

hard to tell since they are both cropped and fuzzy

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (nUhF0)

211



Joe should let everyone know that it was Corn Pop. After Joe threatened Corn Pop with a chain they became friends and Joe hired him to be his man servant. It's an Inspector Clouseau/Kato thing they they do.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (hMdbz)

212 Who the fuck pulls their dog's tail while playing?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (22mNy)

20
Only two year olds pull a dogs tail.
Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

213 >> Broke his foot?


He's still trying to figure out that whole Footjob thing.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (4KNMT)

214 Riding to the White House on a dog with no name

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (lgiXo)

__________


It felt good to be out of a brain ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (H16JU)

215 Glad we have all the serious stories covered.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (CcOog)

216 Is the term alleyway a Delaware thing? I have never heard of a hallway called that before.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (22mNy)

217 Yeah, I can't wait till he has to meet with World leaders.. He will surely make us proud!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Zmnko)

Probably start a war because of us insulting them by sending an imposter corpse instead of an actual president.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (9Om/r)

218 29 The more elaborate the explanation the more likely it is to be a lie.
Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (O3/K+)

Second look at Bush's pretzel choke incident?

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (SScvq)

219 did he not stop to dry himself and put on a robe at least? Good gracious, is this how he is going to behave in the WH? running around naked and wet chasing his pets around?

God help us when he's on the phone in the Oval Office and sees a squirrel outside. "CRASH!!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (Lt1JN)

220 Did this happen elsewhere? We need to know!



EXAMINE ALL THE MACHINES!

9:56 AM Dec 4, 2020

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (R1LMN)
And if they refuse, declare martial law and arrest them.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (Eg9+v)

221 It's going to be hilarious watching him limp around with that boot on. If he ever comes out of the basement.

Posted by: wth at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

222 So, animal cruelty, just like LBJ picking up a dog by its ears ?

Uhuh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (/On2j)

223 This is the thing I was saying about the left, they have to lie big as some part of their dna. A simple "I stepped wrong and twisted my ankle" (even if lying) is much more believable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (r+sAi)

224 Where was Kamala?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (9hauA)

225 Another reason to like dogs.

Posted by: klaftern at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (RuIsu)

226
He kicked the dog.

Posted by: NCC at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (XIhGU)

227 127: Romneys family dog was a golden retriever. If a 90+ lb dog was
not perfectly happy to hop up on the car and into the crate the dog
wouldn't have gotten to go on the family vacation. geeze get a clue.
Screaming that that was abusive is almost as bad was wearing a face
diaper outside.

----------
No one said it was abusive. Just that it was weird. And it is. You know how we know that. Because I have never heard of someone strapping their dog to the family stationwagon. If you are the only one doing it, you are by definition weird.


Perhaps, if Romney didn't suck, I would reconsider.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (sX1BW)

228 The only reason I might believe this story is because it is so astoundingly stupid, I actually think that Joey the Pedo could've done it.

Our country will be in the best of retard hands if he cheats his way into office.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (pw+jk)

229 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 01:27 PM (AiZBA)

230 I dunno dogs all that well but putting them on the roof rack in a cage seems like a really weird choice for someone as wealthy as they were. That's the kind of thing poor folks who have no other options do, tied down with like duct tape.

I have no idea if the dog would enjoy that or not, it seems like it might be unpleasant at high speed with june bugs smacking into you but who knows, dogs love having their head out the window.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

231 https://tinyurl.com/y5699mhk



@CongressmanHice



Yesterday we learned a forensics examination of a Ware County, GA #DominionVotingSystems machine found votes were switched from

@realDonaldTrump

to

@JoeBiden

.



This is one machine in one county in one state.



Did this happen elsewhere? We need to know!



EXAMINE ALL THE MACHINES!

9:56 AM Dec 4, 2020

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (R1LMN)


Dominion Employee of the Year to tell us that this really didn't happen in 3....2....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Ksrv6)

232 "Good gracious, is this how he is going to behave in the WH? running around naked and wet chasing his pets around?"

Imagine the lulz at state dinners! Diplomat: "What does your President plan on doing once he catches that animal?"

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Ggb9q)

233 207 127: Romneys family dog was a golden retriever. If a 90+ lb dog was not perfectly happy to hop up on the car and into the crate the dog wouldn't have gotten to go on the family vacation. geeze get a clue. Screaming that that was abusive is almost as bad was wearing a face diaper outside.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (Aashi)

Better that trying it my way.

Posted by: Clark W Griswald at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (/2yZ7)

234 Biden wouldn't have the energy to run if you set the f****** house on fire.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (XlVMJ)

235 214 Riding to the White House on a dog with no name

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (lgiXo)

__________


It felt good to be out of a brain ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (H16JU)

There were plants and birds and you know, the things

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)

236 So no matter how clear the evidence is, the left/MSM/GOPe are just going to say debunked, move along.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (22mNy)

237 231
Dominion Employee of the Year to tell us that this really didn't happen in 3....2....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Ksrv6)

========

There are safeguards...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

238 I've been through the alleyway with a dog with no name.
It felt good to get out of the rain.
Posted by: Biden The Usurper

in the basement
I can't remember my name
coz there ain't no one for .. you know, the thing

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (nUhF0)

239 Yeah, you gotta wonder about a guy who thinks spinning a yarn about pulling on his dog's tail humanizes him.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (L106N)

240 Tail Puller Joe

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (h122p)

241 I have no idea if the dog would enjoy that or not, it seems like it might be unpleasant at high speed with june bugs smacking into you but who knows, dogs love having their head out the window.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

It seems weird to me. My golden retriever loves curling on the seat and sleeping when we go for car rides. Not even sticking his head out the window.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (a0IVu)

242 MIKE LINDELL IS COMMITTED TO GIVING YOU THE BEST PRESIDENT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (Y8GVo)

243 >>@CongressmanHice



Yesterday we learned a forensics examination of a Ware County, GA #DominionVotingSystems machine found votes were switched from

@realDonaldTrump

to

@JoeBiden





This is Perfectly Normal, people.

Nothing to be alarmed about.

You just don't understand the subtleties and intricacies of fairly counting votes.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (4KNMT)

244 God Bless Mike Lindell.
This man is out there taking a stand.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (6vHcr)


and like most of the warriors out there, his voice is fading.

I cannot believe we have had to resort to this. Crowd sourcing by legal citizens to find the fraud versus the monsters who should be investigating.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (sfhL4)

245 Rape? Did Joe Biden say he was trying to rape his dog?

Prevert.

Posted by: Billy Jeff, The El Camino Rapist at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (R/m4+)

246 On the ballot heist: were the SOS Election officials there to make sure the 23k ballots were dumped into the Biden totals at 12:18 am? The 4 ppl counting couldn't update the totals so SOS Election officials needed?

Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (DsGxB)

247 And if they refuse, declare martial law and arrest them.


Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action


That's always the answer with you fascists, isn't it?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (5l4ki)

248 >>Our country will be in the best of retard hands if he cheats his way into office.

Can you imagine this halfwit giving an inauguration speech? The country would look on with growing horror and Xi and Vlad would be laughing their asses off.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

249 Where was Kamala?



"Doe this stainless steel end table not belong here? So sorry !'

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (tNa3+)

250 Does Uncle Joe NOT realize that his dog/slip and fall tale is the 'Joe got a disease' tale that Kamala will use Jan 21st.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (Roy2Z)

251 If the G_ddamn President-Elect can't handle a fucking rescue puppy mutt, why should we allow him to become the president of the U.S.?

Dog kicked my ass! Derp!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (WOYcU)

252 Does he subconsciously want us to picture this scene? Esp the nakedness?
There are some themes which keep coming up in the JoeBerrish.1. Hair (on his legs, unwelcome snuffling of other peoples' hair, hairline fracture, etc.)2. Nakedness (swimming naked, hairy bare legs at the pool, getting out of shower in this story).

Posted by: AMartel at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (WWgnZ)

253 235 214 Riding to the White House on a dog with no name

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (lgiXo)

__________


It felt good to be out of a brain ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (H16JU)

There were plants and birds and you know, the things
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)

In the desert, you can learn about roaches, and remember about, about, look man, you know, the thing!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (nakwk)

254 Romneys family dog was a golden retriever. If a 90+ lb dog was not perfectly happy to hop up on the car and into the crate the dog wouldn't have gotten to go on the family vacation. geeze get a clue. Screaming that that was abusive is almost as bad was wearing a face diaper outside.

Yes, a man as well off as Mitt Romney certainly had no other options in life. It just had to be this way. What a masterful argument. How much does Mitt pay you per post?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (H5knJ)

255 I've been through the alleyway with a dog with no name.
It felt good to get out of the rain.
Posted by: Biden The Usurper

in the basement
I can't remember my name
coz there ain't no one for .. you know, the thing
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (nUhF0)
+++++++++++++++
I've got nothing. Well done, guys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)

256 Waiting for the Never Trumpers to defend running around wet & naked trying to pull a dog's tail.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (Izzlo)

257 "play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is."

Ooops, I cat-typed the prior comment while shaking crumbs out of my keyboard.

What I meant to write: Everybody, especially Dems, know Biden is mentally and physically unsuited for the job. It's no big secret. The Dems voted for him anyway. They cast their ballots knowing that he will be merely a figurehead controlled by others, and he probably will step down from the position soon in any event. Hiding his incompetence fools no one, and the people who voted for him don't care about his competence anyway.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (qpX6U)

258 What did Lindell do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)

259 Yeah, I can't wait till he has to meet with World leaders.

Putin will convince Dementia Joe to give Alaska back.

"Mr. President Biden, I have here some interesting photos and video of Hunter Biden cavorting with a couple of naked ten-year-olds.

You wouldn't want me to release those publicly, would you?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (I2/tG)

260 GGE: Given that dealing with a parent's alzheimer's more or less wrecked my life, well, it's a big story that we're going to repeat the experiment on a national scale.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (Clxcy)

261 Does the dog like to play with the blond hairs on Joe's legs when he gets out of the shower wet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (lgiXo)

262 I saw Old Pervert Energy open for Bill's Big Cigar in a basement in Delaware in 2020.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

263 Romneys family dog was a golden retriever. If a 90+ lb dog was not perfectly happy to hop up on the car and into the crate the dog wouldn't have gotten to go on the family vacation. geeze get a clue. Screaming that that was abusive is almost as bad was wearing a face diaper outside.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM

___

Doesn't matter how much a dog weighs. Being in an open crate going 70 MPH on the highway is not pleasant.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (22mNy)

264
I cannot believe we have had to resort to this. Crowd sourcing by legal citizens to find the fraud versus the monsters who should be investigating.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


It's going to be up to Us.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (6vHcr)

265 Mike Lindell is a warrior and I respect him more than the GOP pukes like Romney et al.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (a0IVu)

266 Dumbass if it didn't work the first 50 times, it's not going to work the next time. You're not going to be able to bully people into repeating your lies.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

267 Hey I got $20. Does anyone know where I can get a Peter Zenger?

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (+y8uL)

268 alleyway is a weird way to refer to a hallway. and dog? dog has no name?
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)


Somebody else mentioned and it's true - typical dementia. When they forget the word or name of something, they'll replace it with whatever pops into their head that's similar.

A TV can be a picture maker, or a refrigerator a cooling box. Soon, it'll be replacing words that make no sense at all. A binder can be a cabbage. Then, it turns into a bizarre form of charades. They'll replace Joe long before any of this. It's already embarrassing, if the media wasn't working overtime to cover for him the country would be shocked.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (L8ADy)

269 I saw comments from Satans Retards under some cringe worthy video of Blank Stare Joe at a fireworks show squealing about how great it is to finally have a real, compassionate family man headed for the Oval Office.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (uc+oy)

270 Was he with Harry Reid?

Posted by: Avi at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (dHrq/)

271 Our country will be in the best of retard hands if he cheats his way into office.

Can you imagine this halfwit giving an inauguration speech? The country would look on with growing horror and Xi and Vlad would be laughing their asses off.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)


France would throw up a pre-emptive white flag.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (sfhL4)

272 I'll betcha he hasn't bathed in a couple years.

Too much risk of falling.

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (Y274z)

273 247
And if they refuse, declare martial law and arrest them.




Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action


That's always the answer with you fascists, isn't it?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (5l4ki)

Ask Abraham Lincoln, noted fascist

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (Eg9+v)

274 "This is the thing I was saying about the left, they
have to lie big as some part of their dna. A simple "I stepped wrong and
twisted my ankle" (even if lying) is much more believable.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk"


"Never tell the truth when a lie will do." was FDR's guiding principle. BJ Clinton too.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (MxEKc)

275 Let's all pretend a guy 78 years old slipped on a rug and fell on a hardwood floor and only had a minor injury to his foot.

Joe moves around like he's made of balsa wood and tissue paper but whatever...

Posted by: Azathoth at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (XlVMJ)

276 >>Doesn't matter how much a dog weighs. Being in an open crate going 70 MPH on the highway is not pleasant.


You can tell dogs hate this by the way they refuse to stick their heads out of the window at Highway Speeds.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (4KNMT)

277 267 Hey I got $20. Does anyone know where I can get a Peter Zenger?
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (+y8uL)

---

What's a Peter Zenger?

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

278 Mike Lindell is a warrior and I respect him more than the GOP pukes like Romney et al.


Hey Perdue and Loeffler? WATCH MIKE


THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (Y8GVo)

279 193 >how did this happen? Boot is jumping from one leg to the other just like what happen with John McCain.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh

Also the bone he broke is known as the Keystone bone in the foot. funny that.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:12 PM (R1LMN)

Not that I love hopping to the defense of Grandpa Stinkfinger, but given how trivial it is to reverse a photo, that tweet doesn't mean much.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (L106N)

the color changes boots from black to gray. The exact same gray boot all the others have been shown wearing the last 4 years at some point. Do a search and see for yourself.
You don't need a boot for a broken footbone like that. That boot style is for major post surgery, torn achilleas, and multiple major breaks in the lower leg, ankle and foot that require surgery. Also no cast, wonder why? This boot is ridiculous to anybody who has ever played sports in their lives or suffered a major injury.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (R1LMN)

280 Have we ever seen BINO and Zenger in the same thread together?

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (nUhF0)

281 Jake Sherman
@JakeSherman

PELOSI has held out for a big deal for 6 or so months. She said this morning that now that BIDEN is president, she is willing to do a smaller deal.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (NpAcC)

282 I don't know how many times I've broken a toe or part of my foot. I'm the Evil Knievel of foot injuries. Slipped getting out of the shower on a wet floor. Hit it on doorways just walking around. Hit bed legs. Once jammed a pencil all the way up my toenail because my own dumb self was doing homework on the living room floor earlier and left it on the floor. Broke my feet running up a stone path. Broke my toe slipping off a swimming pool ladder. It goes on.

Broke a finger once. Toes? Probably all of them. I have a boot and toe splint collection.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (l6b3d)

283 Romney has proven to be a snake, but transporting the dog in a crate secured to the station wagon luggage rack really wasn't a bad thing

Yes, dog transport on the roof of a car is super fucking normal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


That and aunt Edna.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (SMh/7)

284 Well, it proves vote switching is real.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:25 PM (tNa3+)


BINO will be along shortly to tell you how you're wrong.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (8k7U7)

285 *scrolls up*

Oh.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (RU4sa)

286 What's a Peter Zenger?
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

$10.

Same as in town.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (OvAHB)

287

obama eats dogs
romney puts dogs on cars
biden does what? with dogs

pattern forming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (sfhL4)

288 "I was in the alleyway between the kitchen and the bathroom, when I was set upon by a couple of tough guys.

I beat them up, of course."

Posted by: Joe von Hindenburg! at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (I2/tG)

289 240 Tail Puller Joe... was trying to sniff the dog's hair.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (Roy2Z)

290 Libs can't actually discern truth can they? No detector at all? They just spent four years spouting "Trump lies about everything!" but they have no actual sense for spotting casual lies.

Posted by: Zuke at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (y5gzn)

291 "185 Pulling the dog's tail? It that a new masturbation euphemism?"

It tested better in focus groups than "Spanking the monkey."

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (Ggb9q)

292 A TV can be a picture maker, or a refrigerator a cooling box. Soon, it'll be replacing words that make no sense at all. A binder can be a cabbage. Then, it turns into a bizarre form of charades. They'll replace Joe long before any of this. It's already embarrassing, if the media wasn't working overtime to cover for him the country would be shocked.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (L8ADy)

___

Jill get me a beer from that thing, you know the thing that makes things cold.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (22mNy)

293 And who the hell decides to play with the dog while naked from the shower?
Ok, it's tapioca joe, so maybe I believe that part.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (r+sAi)

294 267 Hey I got $20. Does anyone know where I can get a Peter Zenger?

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (+y8uL)


Is that the hobo gumjob, or is that the poop thing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

295
What's a Peter Zenger?
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

Wiki him and you can discern who is behind the veiled threats.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (R1LMN)

296 Hey I got $20. Does anyone know where I can get a Peter Zenger?
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (+y8uL)

Those cost a nickel at the truck stop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (zI9dG)

297 Probably just me, but I can't enjoy any of this absurd Biden crap. It's sickening, and infuriating, that this idiotic corrupt decrepit non-entity may be replacing one of the best presidents the US has ever had, and the decline and degradation that was interrupted will resume, and the corruption and hollowing out of the nation's institutions will be complete.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (OTzUX)

298 >>It tested better in focus groups than "Spanking the monkey."


TEABAG'EM, LARRY!

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (4KNMT)

299 Is that the hobo gumjob, or is that the poop thing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

Yes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (OvAHB)

300 That was fun, boy. Hold it- where are my pants? Did I turn the water off?

Posted by: Joe, on a bench, out of breath, down at the dog park at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (3fR4G)

301

Harry Reid nods in agreement. Bathrooms are dangerous places for aging hacks.
Posted by: Slip-N-Slide at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (n3pbI)

Giant exercise rubber bands from outer space ambushing him from the linen closet in hopes of kidnapping him and taking him back to marry their queen, but the dog attacked and they were dead already, so he was trying to pull the dog's tail to make him stop, then slipped and fell is a nice addition to the story though. Let's put that in tomorrow's news cycle.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free


Entered the thread for the Hairy Reed jokes. Not leaving disappointed.

Posted by: imp at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (SFOr6)

302 288 "I was in the alleyway between the kitchen and the bathroom, when I was set upon by a couple of tough guys.

I beat them up, of course."
~~~
Fake news! No CornPop in this story.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (Roy2Z)

303 253 235 214 Riding to the White House on a dog with no name

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:23 PM (lgiXo)

__________


It felt good to be out of a brain ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:26 PM (H16JU)

There were plants and birds and you know, the things
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)

In the desert, you can learn about roaches, and remember about, about, look man, you know, the thing!
Posted by: Insomniac

in the basement
I can't remember my name
coz there ain't no one for .. you know, the thing
Posted by: preznit select vmom

Kamala la la la la

Posted by: x at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (0tE/i)

304 Ask Abraham Lincoln, noted fascist


Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action

Dude. Seriously?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (5l4ki)

305 I heard Chris Plante telling this story on the radio this am and said, oh man, he is really making up a crazy story about Uncle Joe.

Turns out this is the story Uncle Joe is telling.

Wow wow wow.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (ZfRYq)

306 I'm not joking. What are you supposed to do when the media refuses to report facts the public needs to know (in terms of activity like voting) and judges and officials refuse to punish or even pursue credible accusations of crimes?

Complain?


My ancestors knew how to deal with these people.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (Eg9+v)

307 How do you zeng your peter?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (lgiXo)

308 He dropped an empty solo cup on his foot and shattered 12 bones.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (kTF2Z)

309 #263

You obviously have never been around true bikers.

70mph is the speed limit.
We never look down and see that.

Posted by: 1%er at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Y274z)

310 Doesn't matter how much a dog weighs. Being in an open crate going 70 MPH on the highway is not pleasant.
Posted by: Asshoes

simple explanation: Mitt is an ahole
he was mad at the dog for making a mess

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (nUhF0)

311 What's a bat nationalist?

No, I don't feel like wikiing that either.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (RU4sa)

312 Doesn't matter how much a dog weighs. Being in an open crate going 70 MPH on the highway is not pleasant.


You can tell dogs hate this by the way they refuse to stick their heads out of the window at Highway Speeds.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (4KNMT)


Besides, I'm sure the crate was put on the roof with the door facing rearward, so it probably was fun for the dog...

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (5AVMW)

313 304
Ask Abraham Lincoln, noted fascist




Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action

Dude. Seriously?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:33 PM (5l4ki)
Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Eg9+v)

314 the horror...the horror...

Posted by: Joe Biden's towel-dog at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Y8GVo)

315 307 How do you zeng your peter?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (lgiXo)

*looks left*

*looks right*

Don't look at me, buddy!

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (OvAHB)

316 Oh ho!! Carpe Donktum's Youtube channel is back online.

This video is particularly apt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWh8IihEdiY

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (hku12)

317 >>> You don't need a boot for a broken footbone like that. That boot style is for major post surgery, torn achilleas, and multiple major breaks in the lower leg, ankle and foot that require surgery. Also no cast, wonder why? This boot is ridiculous to anybody who has ever played sports in their lives or suffered a major injury.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (R1LMN)



You wear a boot just to protect the toe. But only for so long because it always makes your stance and stride uneven and then you start to get weird leg and foot cramps. It's a vicious cycle.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (l6b3d)

318 #FakeNews!

I have it on good authority from a former MI6 Agent with Chinese hooker anonymous sources that it was in fact a Golden Shower ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (H16JU)

319 The coverup is worse than the crime. Just say you were walking down the stairs and stepped on the landing funny. Shit like that happens all the time. Hell 1/2 the ERs in the country right now have someone in there with this same situation.

But making up some ridiculous story about chasing the dog naked.....c'mon man.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (22mNy)

320 Dumbass is reminiscent of Joe Biden. C'mon man! You're racist! REEEEEE

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

321 The guy with the eugenicist nick is calling us fascists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

322 Aw come on man. Every fifth time you pull the dog's tail he gives you tootsie roll... and every tenth time you get a tootsie roll with nuts. You can't lose!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (pw+jk)

323 I'll betcha he hasn't bathed in a couple years.

Too much risk of falling.
Posted by: torabora

They tie him down and hose him off.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (tNa3+)

324 When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross...

Posted by: Dirty Harry Callahan at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (jJjw9)

325 Incredibly virile, barbarian- physiques, nude, near octogenarian, with the energy of a 20 year old, breaks ankle horseplaying with slightly-less youthful and graceful puppy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (3a40t)

326 obama eats dogs
romney puts dogs on cars
biden does what? with dogs

pattern forming
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (sfhL4)


Please, I don't want to know what Harris does to with dogs.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (L8ADy)

327 Why did he have to have Harris at his Tapper interview? Is he so demented that he cannot do a tongue-bath interviewee alone?

Posted by: motionview at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (pYQR/)

328 Joe is probably weaker than a stack of wet aspirin.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (uc+oy)

329 Probably just me, but I can't enjoy any of this absurd Biden crap.

There were lots and lots of political jokes in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (I2/tG)

330 Which one of you shitheads is commenting as Zenger?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (y7DUB)

331 Did this happen elsewhere? We need to know!



EXAMINE ALL THE MACHINES!

9:56 AM Dec 4, 2020

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:24 PM (R1LMN)


Yes.
Yes it did.
The Dominion software has more holes that Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (axyOa)

332 The more ridiculous the lie, the more useful it is to the party.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (3a40t)

333 I wish I had animation skills to do the story that joe tells with the rug flying up and everything. Set to benny hill music.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (r+sAi)

334 Wiki him and you can discern who is behind the veiled threats.

Posted by: bat nationalist


No, I'm not paranoid. Not at all....

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (5l4ki)

335 Nice doggie! *feeds dog biscuit* Was that good for you too?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (Ggb9q)

336 Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?
Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Eg9+v)


No.

They're lucky he didn't have them shot.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

337 I doubt he was chasing a dog. I thought he was more into grabbing little girls. Perhaps he said, "I was chasing after that bitch".

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

338 PELOSI has held out for a big deal for 6 or so months. She said this morning that now that BIDEN is president, she is willing to do a smaller deal.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (NpAcC)

Yup.....she will spend that pretend money until there is no more pretend.

Howwwww longggggg, has this been going on...........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (R/m4+)

339 Tail Puller Joe

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (h122p)

Golf clap

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (gmo/4)

340 No, I'm not paranoid. Not at all....


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (5l4ki)
Answer the question, caitiff

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (Eg9+v)

341 The dog, in a hallway, with a ball - Clue

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

342 This ancient credibly-accused rapist broke his foot just getting out of bed, but they're making up a story about dogs and tails and monkeyshines to play down the fact of how truly fragile and decrepit he is.
______________

The good news is that we have anchor-baby fascist Kamaltoe waiting in the wings, and if she disagrees with Joe on anything important, he'll just lie and say he has a disease and go away!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (k4dH2)

343
How do you zeng your peter?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


I think it's one of those gay things.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

344 Heck yeah, Trump wants Mike Lindell for MN Governor

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (Y8GVo)

345 The coverup is worse than the crime. Just say you were walking down the stairs and stepped on the landing funny. Shit like that happens all the time. Hell 1/2 the ERs in the country right now have someone in there with this same situation.

But making up some ridiculous story about chasing the dog naked.....c'mon man.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (22mNy)


It should be interesting how they'll explain the lightbulb shoved up Joe's ass.

Fucking dogs.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (L8ADy)

346 On the plus side, the dog got a red rocket reach around...

Posted by: Some Dude at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (QEh5D)

347 There are safeguards...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)


How do you think it was found in the audit?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (CQ3Qb)

348 345
The coverup is worse than the crime. Just say you were walking down
the stairs and stepped on the landing funny. Shit like that happens all
the time. Hell 1/2 the ERs in the country right now have someone in
there with this same situation.



But making up some ridiculous story about chasing the dog naked.....c'mon man.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (22mNy)



It should be interesting how they'll explain the lightbulb shoved up Joe's ass.



Fucking dogs.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:38 PM (L8ADy)

It wasn't a gerbil?

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

349 Can you imagine this halfwit giving an inauguration
speech? The country would look on with growing horror and Xi and Vlad
would be laughing their asses off.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM


He's the elderly version of the Guv from "Blazing Saddles". He would be a dementia-addled President William J. LePetomane.

Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (OMsf+)

350
The dog, in a hallway, with a ball - Clue
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway


Hot dog in a hallway?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

351 Ugh, sorry I restarted the Mitts 'dog on roof' story.

Oddly his wife told that story (of how calm Mitt was when the dog got the squits) to humanize Mitt.

Seemed like a nothing burger to me at the time and still now. Mitt wasn't rich yet, station wagon was full of kids and it was a creative way to let the dog come along on the vacay instead of boarding it at a vets office "IN a fucking cage" but yeah, put it in the same column as Romney care, and the backstabbing of his base that Mitt has done. Whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (Aashi)

352 I wish I had animation skills to do the story that joe tells with the rug flying up and everything. Set to benny hill music.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (r+sAi)


I want this guy to do it.

https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (t+qrx)

353 127 Romney has proven to be a snake, but transporting the dog in a crate secured to the station wagon luggage rack really wasn't a bad thing

Yes, dog transport on the roof of a car is super fucking normal.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:19 PM (H5knJ)


-----

Why would Romney even mention it? I think he was thinking "what would make me appealing to the rubes"?

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (eMEkg)

354 Pull WeaselDog's tail and she bites your face off.

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)

355 Heck yeah, Trump wants Mike Lindell for MN Governor


There's NO ONE too ludicrous to be MN Gov.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

356 Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?

Posted by: Radio Control Ready

No. But what you are advocating, declaring martial law to steal an election, is objectively fascist.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (5l4ki)

357 Please, I don't want to know what Harris does to with dogs.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (L8ADy)

It involves lots of peanut butter.....lots and lots.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (R/m4+)

358 What kind of an asshoe pulls a dog's tail?

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (r4fw8)

359 A couple of years ago, I broke a metatarsal bone in my foot.

How?

I was stepping down off a ladder, didn't realize I was still on the second step, came down hard, caught my heel on the edge of a concrete pad, viciously rolled my ankle with enough force to break a bone.

My point being that, if Joe broke a bone in his foot, most likely, he didn't do it chasing a freaking dog. I suspect he was getting out of the shower, stepped down wrong, like I did, or, getting out of bed, again, stepped wrong, twisted his foot, fracturing the bone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (WEBkv)

360 Can you imagine this halfwit giving an inauguration

speech?

-----------

Honestly, that will be the best part. Always look at the bright side.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

361 Tail Puller Joe



Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 04, 2020 01:29 PM (h122p)

Golf clap


Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (gmo/4)

===
I laughed. I laughed long and hard like Joey's dog's tail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (pw+jk)

362 Please, I don't want to know what Harris does to with dogs.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (L8ADy)

-------

I think Garrett nailed that in the first post.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (kTF2Z)

363 356
Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?



Posted by: Radio Control Ready

No. But what you are advocating, declaring martial law to steal an election, is objectively fascist.


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (5l4ki)
Then what Trump will do is not 'fascist' by your standards. Thank you for your agreement.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (Eg9+v)

364 It wasn't a gerbil?
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (ynpvh)


If Joe says Mr. Fluffy is a lightbulb, he's a lightbulb.

Posted by: Media at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (L8ADy)

365 333 I wish I had animation skills to do the story that joe tells with the rug flying up and everything. Set to benny hill music.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:36 PM (r+sAi)

Someone did make an animated yt video of Biden's Corn Pop story, he needs to make a sequel.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Izzlo)

366 317 >>> You don't need a boot for a broken footbone like that. That boot style is for major post surgery, torn achilleas, and multiple major breaks in the lower leg, ankle and foot that require surgery. Also no cast, wonder why? This boot is ridiculous to anybody who has ever played sports in their lives or suffered a major injury.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:32 PM (R1LMN)



You wear a boot just to protect the toe. But only for so long because it always makes your stance and stride uneven and then you start to get weird leg and foot cramps. It's a vicious cycle.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (l6b3d)

If he broke the Keystone bone in his foot, he would be in a cast so it could set and heal for a few weeks. This is lunacy the propaganda that is thrown out there that people believe.
I've broken bones in my foot, and was in a cast for a few weeks. Also, you have to stay off of it for the bones to heal. It's not like your hand or finders. all of your weight goes down on your feet. Also crutches or something to keep the weight off his broken foot.
this is silly. He is wearing a boot for somebody who just had major surgery or tore his Achilles tendon. good Lord.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (R1LMN)

367 What was clear fraud to me was the stack of absentee ballots with no creases.

So if they didn't crease them, how did they mail them out?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (Y8GVo)

368 What kind of an asshoe pulls a dog's tail?
Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (r4fw


Good point.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (tNa3+)

369 Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

370 Anyone else having streaming issues on MAC OS, both Safari and Firefox, since the last update?

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (MkuC5)

371 Good thread to read over at Vox Popoli right now re: GA recertification of election in the face of new video.

https://tinyurl.com/y43ehdcp

Comment #8, and comment #20 especially, but the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (OssQ4)

372 So I sez lookee here you dog-faced doggy.
There's only room for on Biden in this here shower and I ain't lookin' at em!

Posted by: Ol'Sheriff Joe at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (r4fw8)

373 Then what Trump will do is not 'fascist' by your standards. Thank you for your agreement.


Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action


You don't read so good, do you?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (5l4ki)

374 354
Pull WeaselDog's tail and she bites your face off.

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)

Or in Biden's case, maybe his dick.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

375 369 Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

He should probably watch Cabaret.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

376 Also the ballots filled by a printer. And the ballots that "looked like they had been placed slightly off on a copier".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 01:42 PM (Y8GVo)

377 "I have not broken my foot and I have never broken my foot! Trump broke his foot!" Joe Biden, then after looking down, "Hey, what the hell is that thing on my foot?"

Posted by: JB1000 at December 04, 2020 01:42 PM (lV9Tz)

378 369 Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

You can tell it's a younger one by the way it talks. They must've reduced the budget.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

379 Anyone else having streaming issues on MAC OS, both Safari and Firefox, since the last update?
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (MkuC5)


Nope.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (t+qrx)

380 "Who shit my pants?!" never gets old.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (r4fw8)

381 Imagine the MSM response if Trump did something like this. Demand for proof, hostile press conference, is the VP ready to take over, what a klutz, chasing a dog naked OMG!, Trump to old fragile to govern, 25th amendment and on and on and on...


With Biden concern for his well being and it shows his humanity. You would think at some point they would be embarrassed being such suck-ups.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (MxEKc)

382 It doesn't bother my GSD if you grab his tail or feet. He's conditioned to be used to it. If you hold on to his tail though he will lick your hand until you let go.

I wouldn't pull it hard though that's mean.

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (+y8uL)

383 Geez Louise, why is it always the naked imagery with Biden!? Swimming naked, yikes.

For the millionth time, imagine if Trump said this?

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

384 The conspiracy theory I see going around is that he got out of the shower, then sniffed the hair of the Secret Service agent at the door, and she stomped on his foot.

Now, the odds of this being true is 0.15% but I choose to believe.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (GbPPJ)

385 369 Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.


It's always the people who brook no opposition, demand a supreme central authority, total state power, silence dissent, etc....

You know, fascists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (oVJmc)

386 If I had had a butcher's knife and a hard-on, we'd be supping on salmon filets and pinot noir.

Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (WOYcU)

387 I think "tail-puller Joe" is a good monicker to stick on him. But we on the right don't get to do that, nothing we come up with resonates or sticks with the public because we don't have a 24/7 cultural narrative machine

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

388 97 @thatsqueensnark

Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

Ok, I did some investigating.

Pic on right is real.
Pic on left is real but manipulated. They added the boot and a mask.

Here's the original:

https://tinyurl.com/yxb6wqkp

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)

389 373
Then what Trump will do is not 'fascist' by your standards. Thank you for your agreement.




Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action


You don't read so good, do you?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (5l4ki)
I read fine. You said that declaring martial law to steal an election would be 'fascist'. Since that's not what is going to happen, you agree with me that such actions would not be 'fascist' by your definition.
Now apologize for insulting me.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (Eg9+v)

390 324 When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross...
Posted by: Dirty Harry Callahan at December 04, 2020 01:35 PM (jJjw9)

I love that movie.

And Clint.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

391 Anyone else having streaming issues on MAC OS, both Safari and Firefox, since the last update?

They are using your social credit score to determine your allowed bandwidth.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (C+evo)

392 The Pfizer vaccine trial included nearly 44,000 people, half getting their vaccine, half getting a placebo. In total, from the 44,000 people, 170 were later recorded as having become 'infected with COVID-19'. 162 of them were in the placebo group, eight of them in the vaccine group. The vaccine is therefore credited with preventing 154 cases of COVID-19, or 95%. This implies that the entire trial of 44,000 people is deemed a success based on the potentially multi-variant outcome from less than 4% of those involved. The details of the trial are hard to come by, so we have yet to find out how these 170 people were even diagnosed with COVID-19. Was it a clinical diagnosis based on symptoms? Or PCR test? Either method would raise serious questions about accuracy. Does it work? We have no idea.

In other words:
~22000 people with vaccine, 21992 with no COVID (99.96%)
~22000 people with placebo, 21838 with no COVID (99.26%)

One interpretation: the vaccine helped by 0.7%

Posted by: Big Pharma Statistical Analyst at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (BBWrU)

393 >Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

Typical leftist tell. Fascist == someone I don't like.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (L106N)

394 "You're not going anywhere until you finish your peanut butter!"
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 01:03 PM (4KNMT)


Rarely is a thread won in the first comment, but you can't beat that.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

395 336 Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?
Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Eg9+v)


No.

They're lucky he didn't have them shot.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

But then they'd be filing reports from Hell. - paraphrasing Sherman

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (Izzlo)

396 What's a Peter Zenger?

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)


It kinda depends on the time that you ask that question.

Right now? Useful idiot

When CWII goes hot? Casualty

Right after that? Sandbag

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (9Om/r)

397 78 year old adults who break bones in the feet cannot walk on them without assistance and cast. the bone has to heal. putting all of your weight on it will make it worse boot or no boot.
Ugh.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (R1LMN)

398 Why would Romney even mention it? I think he was thinking "what would make me appealing to the rubes"?
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (eMEkg)


Mutt was as far removed from the base as was possible. His dogshit old man campaigned against Goldwater and only Reagan's unfailing niceness allowed him back in the fold. Willard always looked nervous when campaigning, like someone snuck a turd in his pocket and he didn't know how to get rid of it before the smell became obvious.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (y7DUB)

399 >>> Who pulls a dog's tail??? And who thinks a story about PULLING AN ANIMAL'S TAIL makes them look good, unless it's a damn lion* and you wrestled it to the ground?

I would never do that. I think it might hurt the animal.

The closest I come to "pulling" an animal's tail is just like "stroking" it with a closed hand. Like moving my hand down it in a petting motion.

But that's not a tug. It's just a petting the tail in the way that makes most sense to pet the tail.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (nuqdl)

400
Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


It means everything. And nothing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

401 Furry Zek One will show you his teeth if you mention the word "tick."
Apparently puts together the word with imminent tweezer activity.
Very smart and sweet, just has his boundaries.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (r4fw8)

402 "What kind of an asshoe pulls a dog's tail?

Posted by: Zek"

Very common with 3-4 year old kids. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (MxEKc)

403 Dominion Employee of the Year to tell us that this really didn't happen in 3....2....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:28 PM (Ksrv6)

Yeah, but you should see what those paper ballots are capable of. Hoooweeee!

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

404 "Because you fascists won't obey, I'm going to start sending special police squads to kick down your doors and drag you off to jail for going to church and having family meetings!"
--Every Democrat mayor

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

405 Peter, contra advice against replying to trolls, declaring martial law in order to stop an election from being stolen is not Fascism. It is fulfilling the oath taken to defend the Constitution.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (OssQ4)

406 One of the biggest signs of a liar is excessive, un-needed and un-asked for details.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (setIA)

407 Is the term alleyway a Delaware thing? I have never heard of a hallway called that before.
Posted by: Asshoes

Same way "granddaughter" is referred to as "dog" in Joe's little slice of Delaware...

Cue up the Steamed Hams meme...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (jJjw9)

408 34 Maybe he was hungry.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 04, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)



lmao, Threadwinner

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (786Ro)

409 Anyone else having streaming issues on MAC OS, both Safari and Firefox, since the last update?
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (MkuC5)

Yes, but I figured out it only happened with my VPN was on. There is some sort of conflict.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (ifmtJ)

410 I cannot muster any shits to give about this story
and whether it is credible or true. An emaciated elderly husk guy got
damaged, like decrepit shambling corpses who don't know they're dead
often do. Fuck him and his dog.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:10 PM (H5knJ)

I cosign on this opinion.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (946rW)

411 Whether it was fun for the dog or not, which is about as speculative as it gets, has no bearing on whether it was odd. It's not something your typical dog owner does. I've never done it. No dog owner I've ever known has done it. The only person I've ever heard of doing this is: Mitt Romney. Is it a hanging offense? No. I'm not suggesting he should be exiled to the forbidden zone. But the dude is off. He always has been. Anyone who watched him try to act normal around us hoi polloi on the stump could see it a mile away. If you saw him unzip his human suit and prance about like a fucking velociraptor you would not be surprised at all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (H5knJ)

412 Next Slo Biden: I have a black eye because I pulled my dick and my hand slipped while fighting a gorilla. But mostly because my hand slipped.

The Media: Biden is Injured Fighting Massive, Ferocious, Dangerous Gorilla

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

413 404 "Because you fascists won't obey, I'm going to start sending special police squads to kick down your doors and drag you off to jail for going to church and having family meetings!"
--Every Democrat mayor
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

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"Sheriffs that won't batter down doors of houses who have too many individuals under one roof are dictators."
-Gavin Newsome, for reals

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

414 My point being that, if Joe broke a bone in his foot, most likely, he didn't do it chasing a freaking dog. I suspect he was getting out of the shower, stepped down wrong, like I did, or, getting out of bed, again, stepped wrong, twisted his foot, fracturing the bone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:40 PM (WEBkv)


The first excuse - with a younger person would make sense. You're out on a wet lawn, roughhousing with a big dog, slip and land wrong. But no fucking way Joe is roughhousing with a big German Shepard. They'd probably stop him if he tried. But now they just can't stop trying to embellish an obviously bogus story. He's old, he's fragile, and he slipped on a staircase or in the shower.

Fuck, Hillary hasn't met a staircase yet that didn't immediately throw her to the ground. But she's just drunk, not ancient with a brain rotting disease.

Posted by: Media at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (L8ADy)

415 (Looks on the 2020 US election and nods)
Joseph Stalin

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (HwiWi)

416 My first Vizsla loved swimming in the ocean. I would be out with her and throw a stick and hang on to her tail (her's was not docked) lie on my back and have her pull me to get her stick. She loved it.

God I miss that dog.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (pw+jk)

417 Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It means everything. And nothing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

It means 'anyone mean and bad' to them.
Fucking uneducated children...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)

418 In my own house with just me my wife and the dog, I don't leave the bathroom door unlocked when I'm having a shower. No one who's seen 'Psycho' does. So Biden's story is bullsh!t.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

419 Pelosi says she is changing her previous refusal and America will now get the smaller covid relief bill Republicans want because...Biden


https://tinyurl.com/y6qjeftb

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (szqvX)

420 388 97 @thatsqueensnark

Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

Ok, I did some investigating.

Pic on right is real.
Pic on left is real but manipulated. They added the boot and a mask.

Here's the original:

https://tinyurl.com/yxb6wqkp
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)

thanks. i still want to know why no cast and/or crutches with a broken bone in the foot for a 78 year old.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (R1LMN)

421 >>> If he broke the Keystone bone in his foot, he would be in a cast so it could set and heal for a few weeks. This is lunacy the propaganda that is thrown out there that people believe.
I've broken bones in my foot, and was in a cast for a few weeks. Also, you have to stay off of it for the bones to heal. It's not like your hand or finders. all of your weight goes down on your feet. Also crutches or something to keep the weight off his broken foot.
this is silly. He is wearing a boot for somebody who just had major surgery or tore his Achilles tendon. good Lord.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (R1LMN)


I didn't know what he broke. I thought it was just a toe or foot bones nearby. I only went to a Dr. once, "Oh, thanks for coming by and letting us make an expensive x-ray of that swollen black, yellow, purple, and blue part of your foot. Yep, it's broke all right. Try not to walk on it on your way to paying us lots of money for doing nothing. Take some ibuprofen. Buh Bye."

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (l6b3d)

422

'Grandpa Marsh' Biden: "Billy! Pooped em!"

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (QEh5D)

423 Whether it was fun for the dog or not, which is about as speculative as
it gets, has no bearing on whether it was odd. It's not something your
typical dog owner does. I've never done it. No dog owner I've ever known
has done it. The only person I've ever heard of doing this is: Mitt
Romney. Is it a hanging offense? No. I'm not suggesting he should be
exiled to the forbidden zone. But the dude is off. He always has been.
Anyone who watched him try to act normal around us hoi polloi on the
stump could see it a mile away. If you saw him unzip his human suit and
prance about like a fucking velociraptor you would not be surprised at
all.
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Bingo. And at the time, what did we comment on this board. "Well, at least he didn't eat dog." But we all knew it was weird.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

424 382 It doesn't bother my GSD if you grab his tail or feet. He's conditioned to be used to it. If you hold on to his tail though he will lick your hand until you let go.

I wouldn't pull it hard though that's mean.
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (+y8uL)

One of my GSD girls likes to have someone hold her tail while she falls asleep at night. Its pretty funny, actually.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (MkuC5)

425 402
"What kind of an asshoe pulls a dog's tail?


Posted by: Zek"

Very common with 3-4 year old kids. Just sayin'


Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (MxEKc)

Or the mental capacity of a 3-4 year-old...

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

426 418 In my own house with just me my wife and the dog, I don't leave the bathroom door unlocked when I'm having a shower. No one who's seen 'Psycho' does. So Biden's story is bullsh!t.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977

Unless it's an old person who can't be left alone, I meant to add.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (kfcYC)

427 393 >Gah, trolls don't even know what the word 'fascist' means. Typical.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)

Typical leftist tell. Fascist == someone I don't like.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (L106N)

Yup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (ifmtJ)

428 "Its only fascism to use absolute executive power if you do it for anything other than the seasonal flu!"
--leftists

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

429 You don't read so good, do you?
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:41 PM (5l4ki)



You don't write very well, do you?

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (786Ro)

430 417 It means 'anyone mean and bad' to them.
Fucking uneducated children...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)

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One of my favorite memories of middle school is a teacher explaining away the tyranny of Communist countries by saying that they became Fascist.

Being a child, I didn't make the connection, but I should have said, "Weird that it's so easy for the two to interchange, huh?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

431 Yeah, but you should see what those paper ballots are capable of. Hoooweeee!

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

Correct. There'd be nothing to audit. Any ballots improperly counted or switched wouldn't have been caught without a full manual recount.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

432 405
Peter, contra advice against replying to trolls, declaring martial law
in order to stop an election from being stolen is not Fascism. It is
fulfilling the oath taken to defend the Constitution.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (OssQ4)

Of course it is. It is well within the President's right to do these things, whether he decides to do them or not. I for one hope it does not come to this, not because I don't delight in the idea of journalists and corrupt judges getting perpwalked, but because doing so is by its nature a bit dangerous in general, as it is escalation and not everyone who has power will take to it kindly. Yet if it comes to that I am behind the President 100% and will not flinch to do what is necessary on my part.

The Boomers have willed it, anyway, who am I to question my elders?

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (Eg9+v)

433 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (pw+jk)

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Have two of them looking right at me right now, hoping I'll abandon work and slide over towards my boots and the door.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (szqvX)

434 Again, something weird about Biden and showers:

-"not completely appropriate"


https://tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

435 "Who shit my pants?!" never gets old.
Posted by: Zek

LOL. Cryin' over here, boss!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (jJjw9)

436 412 Next Slo Biden: I have a black eye because I pulled my dick and my hand slipped while fighting a gorilla. But mostly because my hand slipped.

The Media: Biden is Injured Fighting Massive, Ferocious, Dangerous Gorilla

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

Tonight, on the Gorilla Channel! Live Pay Per View: Joe "Tailpuller" Biden vs. Furious George!

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (Izzlo)

437 Joe was probably hoping the female SS detail might be in the hall. Sick fucker.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (r4fw8)

438 He'll be the first president to die with his boot on.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (yTRuK)

439
His handlers couldn't even make up a good lie. Or maybe they created an excellent lie, and coached Joe on it, and then could only watch and squirm as he went off the reservation.

Maybe next he'll spontaneously address the "Joe is taking dumps in his pants and people can tell" rumor with yet another threadbare Munchausen excursion, after his handlers repeatedly told him to shut up about it.

The model for victory here seems to be that nothing he or his degenerate family do will change the outcome -- it's all going to be determined by media control and voting fraud and judges that are either corrupted or intimidated.

"You'll have a shit covered temporary President who lost the election, and like it."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (XVZmW)

440 I read fine. You said that declaring martial law to
steal an election would be 'fascist'. Since that's not what is going to
happen, you agree with me that such actions would not be 'fascist' by
your definition.
Now apologize for insulting me.


Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action


You're the one calling for imposing martial law and arresting people. I agree it won't happen, but if it did it would be with the aim of stealing an election. 21st century beer hall putsch. Objectively pro-fascist. Look in the mirror.

What kind of 'action' are you ready for?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (5l4ki)

441 The quote has one serious error. In the fourth paragraph it says
Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper
which, correctly, would say
Biden told CNN "journalist" Jake Tapper

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (oMkPq)

442 Whether it was fun for the dog or not, which is about as speculative as
it gets, has no bearing on whether it was odd. It's not something your
typical dog owner does. I've never done it. No dog owner I've ever known
has done it. The only person I've ever heard of doing this is: Mitt
Romney. Is it a hanging offense? No. I'm not suggesting he should be
exiled to the forbidden zone. But the dude is off. He always has been.
Anyone who watched him try to act normal around us hoi polloi on the
stump could see it a mile away. If you saw him unzip his human suit and
prance about like a fucking velociraptor you would not be surprised at
all.
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Further, I'm guessing Mitt knows (or has seen) people put dogs, crated or not, in the back of beds of pickups, so he just assumed people wouldn't think it was weird.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (sX1BW)

443 I hope Trump channels his inner Sherman AND Patton on Saturday in Georgia. No mercy and burn some shit down.

Posted by: jmel at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (RWHIh)

444 "I've been through the alleyway with a dog with no name.

It felt good to get out of the rain."

it was the maid, not a dog

Joe ducked back down the alleywaywith a rolly polly little bat faced girl

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

445
Breaking:

*Historic* Sarah "The Inspiration" Fuller is so historically inspirational....

she caused some of her "teammates" to QUIT!

They are Sick of her Shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (6vHcr)

446 Ol' Hopalong Joe

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (r4fw8)

447 thanks. i still want to know why no cast and/or crutches with a broken bone in the foot for a 78 year old.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (R1LMN)

Well it's a hairline fracture. So walking boot.

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

448 He's old, he's fragile, and he slipped on a staircase or in the shower.

Fuck, Hillary hasn't met a staircase yet that didn't immediately throw her to the ground. But she's just drunk, not ancient with a brain rotting disease.
Posted by: Media at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (L8ADy)
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Again, as others have mentioned, the media is lying, for no reason. People slip and break bones all the time. Big deal. What's bizarre is the almost pathological need to lie about it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)

449 Now our other dog Scout I wouldn't even try to grab his tail cause the little f'r would probably bite me.

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (+y8uL)

450 The dog, in a hallway, with a ball - Clue
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway



Hot dog in a hallway?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

Secret Service code names: Hot Dog and Hallway

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (uhPTO)

451 Pull my finger - Joe Naked Biden

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (M+Lyo)

452 438
He'll be the first president to die with his boot on.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (yTRuK)

LOL. Better than being found with his pants down.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

453 Have two of them looking right at me right now, hoping I'll abandon work and slide over towards my boots and the door.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (szqvX)

Invoking a call to The Orbiting Mind Control Laser.

Its what they do, etc.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (MkuC5)

454 The crate on the car roof thing has always puzzled me. I can only speak for Ajax but for myself it would be a very mixed bag:

-rushing wind. Good.

-Ajax is velcro. And this is the big point about why I would never do something like this with him. He does not have to be in physical contact or sit right next to me, but he wants to be in the same room I am in, or at least positions himself to where he can see me, even while laying down asleep. When I am taking a shower, I'll leave the door open. He will lay down in front of the door way facing out. I am assuming his brain is saying 'Gotta watch out for the boss.'

Even when he was a puppy. I remember when I brought him home at around seven weeks old. I was going to sleep for the night and having read all the books, I was trying to get him used to the crate and get him thinking it was his den. He was terrified- unless he could see me. He was screeching any time I moved out of sight. So, I put a pillow on the floor in front of the crate and slept there where he could see me, and he was fine.

Putting a dog in a container like that would drive Ajax absolutely nuts. It's loud. He could not see me. With the wind and everything, it would be like hanging him out over a windy canyon. For him at least, I think it would be worse than having him in the car and yanking on his tail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (lmikk)

455 What kind of 'action' are you ready for?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (5l4ki)
Get out bitch, you've already been slapped down. Apologize or GTFO.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (Eg9+v)

456 Sometime I cry myself to sleep (not quiet murmurs either, but full on fat-girl-who-dropped-her-yummies sobbing) asking God, "If I'm a fascist, how come no one will give me a snazzy uniform or let me run camps?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (H5knJ)

457 The Media: Biden is Injured Fighting Massive, Ferocious, Dangerous Gorilla

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (VpIIl)


I can see the flyers around DC just like Momma posted in Waterboy.

Wanted
Tha Gorilla That Busted Outa Da Zoo - For Punching Joey In Da Eye - $$REWARD$$

Posted by: Media at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (L8ADy)

458 Typical leftist tell. Fascist == someone I don't like.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (L106N)


If a little kid gets punished for stealing a cookie whether or not he stole a cookie, sooner or later he's going to learn the lesson: just steal the fucking cookie.

Extrapolating this to acting like a couple million people are unredeemable violent sociopathic "fascists", in absence of any evidence, for years, in public, to their faces, is left as an exercise to the reader.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (t+qrx)

459 It makes me wonder if the foot injury is even true. I think he fell and hit his head so they went to the hospital for the MRI. Now he won't have to walk any stairs or stand for a long time for a potential inauguration. But its covered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (r+sAi)

460 Hills has mental issues as well (probably stroke-driven) at times but yeah I'm guessing most of her problems with her nemesis the stairway is drunkeness.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

461 Well it's a hairline fracture. So walking boot.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)
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Yeah, I had to wear a boot when I fractured a bone my foot. I also had to stay off of it for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (WEBkv)

462 Really need Muldoon to inform us what the Code is for Joe's mishap.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (786Ro)

463 me and socks, socks and me.

Didn't the Clintons "have" a cat named socks?

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (L8ADy)

464 Either its a lie or Sr statesman Joe biden plays with his dog in the nood.


Either way joe is pathetic.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (0OmEj)

465 For Joe its a "plug row" fracture.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (r4fw8)

466 Dumbass we're not going to play pretend with you. And we have contempt for you, so you're not exerting social pressure that does anything you want. Just because that's how statists operate doesn't mean we do.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (Zm+LZ)

467 Mike Lindell is a warrior and I respect him more than the GOP pukes like Romney et al.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 01:30 PM (a0IVu)


The Republican Party has shown itself to be full of Romney like scum so it will be up to Americans like Lindell and others to fight.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (Ksrv6)

468 Maybe next he'll spontaneously address the "Joe is taking dumps in his pants and people can tell" rumor

They're already started that particular rumor about Trump to serve as a distraction.

With the D's, it's always all about projection.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (I2/tG)

469 57 Wasn't the tail he was pulling...
Posted by: Insomniac

Red rocket, red rocket.

Posted by: Pres. Elect Cartman at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (kfcYC)

470 "Because you fascists won't obey, I'm going to start sending special police squads to kick down your doors and drag you off to jail for going to church and having family meetings!"
--Every Democrat mayor


You do that mayor. But you tell the first guy in the stick to make sure his toe tag is on and his insurance is up to date. Because I'm not going to hell alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (SMh/7)

471 I have never slipped, I hold Melanie's or a general's hand when I do something dangerous like stairs or a ramp!

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (MOtgW)

472 Well it's a hairline fracture. So walking boot.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)


I wonder if it's going to wind up on the wrong foot in a few days, like McCain?

"Oh, I was giving my other foot a rest"

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (L8ADy)

473 Somebody come by my shower and pull on my naked wiener! Seriously, folks, it's alright!

I'm the President-Elect!

Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (WOYcU)

474 Didn't the Clintons "have" a cat named socks?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (L8ADy)


Drop your socks and grab your cocks !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (M+Lyo)

475 Cornpup was a baaaad dog.

Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (GKsM3)

476 Breaking:

*Historic* Sarah "The Inspiration" Fuller is so historically inspirational....

she caused some of her "teammates" to QUIT!

They are Sick of her Shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (6vHcr)


HAHA! Leaves more room for women and trans.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

477 462
Really need Muldoon to inform us what the Code is for Joe's mishap.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (786Ro)

There's no code for dick stuck in a...

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

478 And item 13 has a horrible misspelling!
Come on, man!
is ONLY written
C'mon man!

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (oMkPq)

479 It makes me wonder if the foot injury is even true. I
think he fell and hit his head so they went to the hospital for the
MRI. Now he won't have to walk any stairs or stand for a long time for a
potential inauguration. But its covered.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (r+sAi)


If he fell on his head nothing would be hurt.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (Ksrv6)

480
Why do we believe ANYTHING about this foot injury?

We don't know the extent of the injury.
We don't even know if it's his foot.

Everything we hear from Fake News is a LIE.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (6vHcr)

481 You know who else wore boots?

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (786Ro)

482 @471
I think Soros just cancelled his $0.03 check.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (r4fw8)

483 What's bizarre is the almost pathological need to lie about it.

The left has been conditioned and trained their entire lives to use every opportunity to push the narrative, which in this case is "likable old Joe who's spry and full of energy!"

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

484 430 417 It means 'anyone mean and bad' to them.
Fucking uneducated children...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

One of my favorite memories of middle school is a teacher explaining away the tyranny of Communist countries by saying that they became Fascist.

Being a child, I didn't make the connection, but I should have said, "Weird that it's so easy for the two to interchange, huh?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

When I was young, the terms 'Communist' and 'Fascist' were used as if they were diametrically opposed ends of a spectrum. They aren't. They're both collectivists, both hate the Individual and favor the State.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)

485 And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That's what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story."

Not a very plausible story, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (N8WbB)

486 Honestly, as we regress back to systems of government comfortable with actuating the opening scene of Inglorious Basterds, (which is probably just regression to the mean) the real question is, what are you going to do when the Nazis roll up to your country farmhouse?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (3a40t)

487 476 Breaking:

*Historic* Sarah "The Inspiration" Fuller is so historically inspirational....

she caused some of her "teammates" to QUIT!

They are Sick of her Shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (6vHcr)


HAHA! Leaves more room for women and trans.
Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

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Being 0-8 probably didn't help either.

Also losing their head coach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

488 I see Zenger is trying to lead people down the path of saying something they shouldn't.

Not even close to clever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (WEBkv)

489 484 When I was young, the terms 'Communist' and 'Fascist' were used as if they were diametrically opposed ends of a spectrum. They aren't. They're both collectivists, both hate the Individual and favor the State.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)

===========

And popular culture has pushed that line since about 1941.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

490 Why do we believe ANYTHING about this foot injury?

Yeah at this point I doubt he even was hurt, that's how bad the media has gotten. You can't trust word one.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

491 Come on, man, who expects a dog to fight so much during a little man-beast buttplay?

Posted by: Joey VoteFraud at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (oVJmc)

492 Answer the question: is Abraham Lincoln a fascist for suspending habeas corpus and arresting journalists?
Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:34 PM (Eg9+v)


No.

They're lucky he didn't have them shot.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:37 PM (hku12)

But then they'd be filing reports from Hell. - paraphrasing Sherman
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 01:44 PM (Izzlo)


They don't make 'em like W.T. Sherman anymore.

Incidentally, the much told story is that when Sherman died, Joe Johntson, the Confederate General who was one of Sherman's most dogged opponents, served as a pallbearer at his funeral.

When asked about it, Johntson said "he'd have done the same for me." Johntson was quite old at the time, and not in the best of health to begin with. He developed pneumonia not long after, and died.

Yep, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (hku12)

493 It makes me wonder if the foot injury is even true. I think he fell and hit his head so they went to the hospital for the
MRI.


No, he went to an orthopedic clinic that just happens to have a MRI machine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (I2/tG)

494 We had a big dog named Max. He was part St. Bernard, part great Dane, and part shetland pony. He could literally knock someone down with wagging his tail. He actually did that a couple of times to kids who were not paying attention. He would let me grab his tail but would stand as still as a statue, watching me carefully until I let go. I didn't do that very often because he obviously didn't like it. But if I needed him to stand still, I would. He was a great dog.
Unfortunately he hated the tractor that went by every day in the summer and tried to bite the tires while the damned thing was moving. He lost that battle. The old farmer was very upset about it but offered to help me get big Max out of the road. I was crying and useless, so he just grabbed the tail and pulled the dearly departed up in the yard. It took everything for me too not scream at the poor man to not pull the tail.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (Vxu+H)

495 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:46 PM (pw+jk)

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Have two of them looking right at me right now, hoping I'll abandon work and slide over towards my boots and the door.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 01:48 PM (szqvX)

====
Huck we are on our fifth one. IMHO, one of the best breeds. Always looking for a good time.. and then some.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

496 488
I see Zenger is trying to lead people down the path of saying something they shouldn't.



Not even close to clever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (WEBkv)

Wasn't there a discussion the other day about "glowies"?

Posted by: at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

497 Peter, contra advice against replying to trolls, declaring martial law

in order to stop an election from being stolen is not Fascism. It is

fulfilling the oath taken to defend the Constitution.



Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez)


What Constitution are you reading?
There is one side trying to throw out millions of legal votes, and now talking about martial law to reverse the results of a free and open election.
You have to have evidence to charge voter fraud. So far there has been exactly zero evidence. At some point you have to acknowledge reality.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (5l4ki)

498 I'm not calling for martial law, I'm just saying it's an interesting idea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

499 You know who else wore boots?

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (786Ro)



Nancy Sinatra

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (Ksrv6)

500 488
I see Zenger is trying to lead people down the path of saying something they shouldn't.



Not even close to clever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:53 PM (WEBkv)
He still needs to apologize for trying to libel me. I won't tolerate this bullshit.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (Eg9+v)

501 **pokes head in**

Where's governor William Cosby when you need him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (2JVJo)

502 Ah've pulled plenty of tail in mah time.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (786Ro)

503 Abraham Lincoln also had a Congresscritter arrested and detained.

Like a Boss.

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (2BZBZ)

504 When I was young, the terms 'Communist' and 'Fascist' were used as if they were diametrically opposed ends of a spectrum. They aren't. They're both collectivists, both hate the Individual and favor the State.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)


Mussolini - the father of Fascism - was a prominent Communist, the editor of the paper of the Italian Communist Party, IIRC, and held in high regard by Lenin.

He switched from international socialism to national socialism owing to his experiences in WWI, where he saw that Italian working class soldiers identified more with middle- and upper-class Italian officers than they did with working class Austrian soldiers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (N8WbB)

505 @494 Jesus what a horrible story. I need therapy just having read it. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (r4fw8)

506 thread. Brits and other countries starting shit with Russia in the Ukraine

https://tinyurl.com/y4lhttwk

"It is stated that a large number of tanks and armored vehicles belonging to the Ukrainian army have arrived in the Donbass region in the east of the country, where ethnic Russians live." cont..

Pravy Sektor Flags!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (R1LMN)

507 Breaking: Dog Runs Away From Naked Dementia Patient. News at 11.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

508 We are in William Henry Harrison territory now. Hope he wears his hat to the inauguration

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (6tLyP)

509 474 Didn't the Clintons "have" a cat named socks?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM

Yes, but I seem to remember the conspiracy theory was that it was some sort of crossover campaign with Hispanic voters: Eso si que es

Posted by: That's what it is at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (BBWrU)

510 Coprophiliac troll is up.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (lgiXo)

511 504 When I was young, the terms 'Communist' and 'Fascist' were used as if they were diametrically opposed ends of a spectrum. They aren't. They're both collectivists, both hate the Individual and favor the State.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)

Mussolini - the father of Fascism - was a prominent Communist, the editor of the paper of the Italian Communist Party, IIRC, and held in high regard by Lenin.

He switched from international socialism to national socialism owing to his experiences in WWI, where he saw that Italian working class soldiers identified more with middle- and upper-class Italian officers than they did with working class Austrian soldiers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (N8WbB)

==========

Almost like culture is important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

512 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (Vxu+H)

Really sorry to hear that. Leaves a mark that never heals.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (MkuC5)

513 Dude fell in the shower. LOL

Man... the steps of AF 1 will never be broadcast live with him going up or down....on his feet or otherwise.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (h1Vid)

514 Imagine the scrutiny Trump's story would have come under, say a year or so ago, if he showed up one day with a broken foot and said the same thing.

Posted by: craeter at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (9Aon7)

515 Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (5l4ki)

"Legal" votes?

So you admit "illegal" votes exist?
O.K.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (Eg9+v)

516 "Martial law to stop the fascists is perfectly reasonable and constitutional, hater!"
--leftists on January 22nd when Biden locks down the country to hunt down Trump supporters

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

517 You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim's

Tail

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (0yNxl)

518 Dumbass repeating lies doesn't make them true. Especially unpersuasive when the people you're lying to have contempt for you. Maybe you should recruit a NeverTrumper to help you make your case?

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Zm+LZ)

519 Jill probably nailed his foot to the floor to keep him from wandering away last weekend

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (jmwWt)

520 doctor told my Mom after knee replacement to remove throw rugs from the house. So Joe shuffling along and tripping on a rug is feasible, but knowing how he shuffles, even that element seems unlikely. I'm sure his home gets a complete wellness check to keep him alive, for now. (makes for a good excuse component of the fake story though).


Chasing the dog part just seems silly, since Joe doesn't walk well.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

521 Again, as others have mentioned, the media is lying, for no reason. People slip and break bones all the time. Big deal. What's bizarre is the almost pathological need to lie about it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)


The Clintons lied about everything which Hitch wrote books about. The enemedia is just engaging in hero worship behavior.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (y7DUB)

522 There is no evidence those are legal votes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

523 Joe Biden fucks his dog.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (ZR7kf)

524 502 Ah've pulled plenty of tail in mah time.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (786Ro)


And God knows they were dogs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (N8WbB)

525 Whether it was fun for the dog or not, which is
about as speculative as it gets, has no bearing on whether it was odd.
It's not something your typical dog owner does. I've never done it. No
dog owner I've ever known has done it. The only person I've ever heard
of doing this is: Mitt Romney. Is it a hanging offense? No. I'm not
suggesting he should be exiled to the forbidden zone. But the dude is
off. He always has been. Anyone who watched him try to act normal around
us hoi polloi on the stump could see it a mile away. If you saw him
unzip his human suit and prance about like a fucking velociraptor you
would not be surprised at all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 01:45 PM (H5knJ)

Whatever disgusting, nondisgusting or abusive thing this jackass did to his dog, we already know that Joe Biden is a lifelong pervert. He raped a woman on his staff. He likely molested his granddaughter(s) (he at the very least took creepy and inappropriate showers with her or them). Any woman who comes into contact with him is likely to get grabbed and sniffed. He absolutely should be exiled to a prison for the rest of his life.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (946rW)

526 Maybe the dogs hair smelled xelcious

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (0yNxl)

527 Break time. Got all the palm fronds and dead sticks picked up from the yard, cut up, and bagged. Stouter pieces went into my redneck firepit. Also cut up some termite-eaten lumber and an old warped scaffold plank. Into the firepit and woodbox respectively. Also cut up an old Sun-rotted "resin" chair; that went into the trash bag for later pickup.

Yard still needs weeding and raking, but it is no longer looking littered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (mzC78)

528 497 ...There
is one side trying to throw out millions of legal votes
, and now
talking about martial law to reverse the results of a free and open
election
.
You have to have evidence to charge voter fraud. So far
there has been exactly zero evidence. At some point you have to
acknowledge reality.



Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (5l4ki)

Hoo-boy. So many poor assumptions and outright lies in this one. Definitely a troll.


Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

529 I'm fucking sick and tired of foreign countries, private and state intel agencies, and multinational corporations fucking with our country and starting shit in the world to drag us into the fight trying to pop off WWII

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (R1LMN)

530 Did he name this dog "Tara Reade?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

531 Speaking of regression to the mean- the best response to the Vandy girl is for her to practice with the lowest of the low tier division 1 players. Full contact, full speed, just like every other player in practice. Her personal rectification of names will occur post haste- just like the lady MMA fighters that had to go toe to toe with the tranny.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (3a40t)

532 I slipped once on all the tears these big strong guys were crying when they told me what an awesome job I was doing, but I bounced off my full diaper right back to my feet.

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (MOtgW)

533 Again, as others have mentioned, the media is lying, for no reason. People slip and break bones all the time. Big deal. What's bizarre is the almost pathological need to lie about it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)


See also Michelle Obama, the "most beautiful woman in the world.

Stevie Wonder is shaking his head. Nah, bro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (N8WbB)

534 >>At some point you have to acknowledge reality.

Talk about a lack of self-awareness.

Hey dipshit, were the the Dominion machines connected to the internet? Why were the Dominion machines running algorithms? Why were 300,000 ballots illegally shipped from Long Island to PA and then disappeared? Why did 40,000 people in AZ also vote in other states?

Or is that not the reality you want to acknowledge?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

535 Translation:

I've been elected president and can't get up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (puu6v)

536
468
They're already started that particular rumor about Trump to serve as a distraction.

With the D's, it's always all about projection.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (I2/tG)

471 I have never slipped, I hold Melanie's or a general's hand when I do something dangerous like stairs or a ramp!
Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 01:51 PM (MOtgW)

----

Speak of the devil.

Holy shit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (XVZmW)

537 531 Speaking of regression to the mean- the best response to the Vandy girl is for her to practice with the lowest of the low tier division 1 players. Full contact, full speed, just like every other player in practice. Her personal rectification of names will occur post haste- just like the lady MMA fighters that had to go toe to toe with the tranny.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (3a40t)

=========

When the male Tennessee basketball team practices with the female Tennessee basketball team, the men are not allowed to jump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

538 514 Imagine the scrutiny Trump's story would have come under, say a year or so ago, if he showed up one day with a broken foot and said the same thing.
Posted by: craeter at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (9Aon7)

They absolutely lambasted him for sitting down for a few minutes after standing for hours on a hot day and shaking hands with all the graduates at West Point--"Is he fit for office?" was the refrain for several days.

Posted by: deedson at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (9Aon7)

539 The "dog" was lying down when Joey the Paste was chasing him. Joey thought Dr. Jill had dropped her lipstick and he went to pick it up for her.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (pw+jk)

540 It makes me wonder if the foot injury is even true. I think he fell and hit his head so they went to the hospital for the MRI. Now he won't have to walk any stairs or stand for a long time for a potential inauguration. But its covered.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (r+sAi)


Why, if only there was a well-established tradition, where politicians and movie stars and other assorted celebrities are able to fake the facts of otherwise embarrassing events....

Man, would such a thing come in handy or what.

Bob Wagner and Chris Walken called, said they have no idea what I'm referring to.

Natalie Wood, unavailable for comment.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)

541 I see Zenger is trying to lead people down the path of saying something they shouldn't.



Not even close to clever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing



Oh, go ahead and say what you really mean. You know you want to. Why should anyone tell you what to do?

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (5l4ki)

542 Peter Zenger was a fierce resistance vote for the status quo.


I really don't get how leftists square that circle, but, there you have it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (WEBkv)

543 "pulled tail"?

That little tail was Kamala

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (786Ro)

544 With just a quick sip of Old Pervert Energy, I'm ready to tackle any challenge in my day.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (EMCcL)

545 Breaking: Dog Runs Away From Naked Dementia Patient. News at 11.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

No, it would be: Trump Steals Biden Dog; Entire FBI Deployed in Search

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (J70i0)

546 here's the real story: in preparing for the Inaugural Balls, Biden lost his balance while practicing doing cartwheels and hand springs.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (4a9Vv)

547 Clearly we need to outlaw throw rugs, dogs, balls, and indoor alleyways in order to be safe. And quite possibly showers too, although the data is incomplete on this.

It's Science!

Posted by: Thread Winner-Elect Just Lily at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (4t3FB)

548 534 >>At some point you have to acknowledge reality.

Talk about a lack of self-awareness.

Hey dipshit, were the the Dominion machines connected to the internet? Why were the Dominion machines running algorithms? Why were 300,000 ballots illegally shipped from Long Island to PA and then disappeared? Why did 40,000 people in AZ also vote in other states?

Or is that not the reality you want to acknowledge?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

Jack they only know one method of communication. That's why they always try to stupidly "persuade" us by calling us fascists and racists. Logic and facts are irrelevant to them.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

549 "388
97 @thatsqueensnark



Nothing to see here. Move along.



https://tinyurl.com/y64bg2wh

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)



Ok, I did some investigating.



Pic on right is real.

Pic on left is real but manipulated. They added the boot and a mask.



Here's the original:



https://tinyurl.com/yxb6wqkp

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (cF8AT)"

If they can fake it competently to muddy the waters and without getting busted, they should, unless we're going to argue that the right thing to do is play fair until it's time to start lining people up against the wall. Because if it gets to that point, nobody is playing fair.

Sticking to principle against opponents that demonstrably have none isn't just a losing path, it's one pushed by controlled opposition, and is a relatively recent fake-conservative invention.

There is a reason why the laws of land warefare only apply to those that comply with them.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (EEVQU)

550 >>>Too bad he didn't break his neck and his dog ate his face because he was hungry.
Posted by: JROD at December 04, 2020 01:11 PM (0jZnq)

I laughed!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)

551 Anyone who says "you have to have evidence to charge voter fraud. So far there has been exactly zero evidence. At some point you have to acknowledge reality" in regards to this election is:

1. A Democrat.
2. A Deep State felcher.
3. Willfully blind.
4. An ambulatory anal fissure.

Pick any one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

552 Rush reporting that Brian Kemp has now ordered the Secretary of State of Georgia to do a "signature audit" -- but that it's other than signatures of the mail-in envelopes (I think that's what he said -- and I thought people have been saying that those envelopes were destroyed and/or separated from the ballots in most cases, so such an audit is likely impossible anyway -- convenient that), whatever that means.

He's searching for the story in his stack for his next segment ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (Yt5Im)

553 The US is the biggest motherfucker in the prison yard. Ever. Naturally the zengers are going to take a go at him.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (6tLyP)

554 548
Jack they only know one method of communication. That's why they always try to stupidly "persuade" us by calling us fascists and racists. Logic and facts are irrelevant to them.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

==========

I've been called a racist fascist since high school.

It doesn't really sting anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

555 459 It makes me wonder if the foot injury is even true. I think he fell and hit his head so they went to the hospital for the MRI. Now he won't have to walk any stairs or stand for a long time for a potential inauguration. But its covered.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 01:50 PM (r+sAi)


Muldoon can correct me on this, but aren't MRIs used for evaluation of soft tissue, and X-rays/CT for skeletal evaluations?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (N8WbB)

556 If dems gave a wet fart in a hurricane about the sanctity of legal votes, they wouldn't have contaminated them with fraudulent votes at every opportunity. QED.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (t+qrx)

557 542
Peter Zenger was a fierce resistance vote for the status quo.





I really don't get how leftists square that circle, but, there you have it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (WEBkv)

They sand off the truth around the edges until it's round. See? The square is now a circle.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

558 552 Rush reporting that Brian Kemp has now ordered the Secretary of State of Georgia to do a "signature audit" -- but that it's other than signatures of the mail-in envelopes (I think that's what he said -- and I thought people have been saying that those envelopes were destroyed and/or separated from the ballots in most cases, so such an audit is likely impossible anyway -- convenient that), whatever that means.

He's searching for the story in his stack for his next segment ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (Yt5Im)

=========

I had heard that he is asking the SoS for a signature audit.

I have heard nothing of an order. In fact, I'm not sure the governor can order the SoS to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

559 Oh, go ahead and say what you really mean <<<<<<<<
Ok, you are a small minded troll who I hope slips in the shower and falls in a dog's anus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

560 Can we vote in Mexico?
I dont think so.
Case closed.

Posted by: Zek at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (r4fw8)

561 517 You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim's

Tail
Posted by: willow at December 04, 2020 01:56 PM (0yNxl)

Jim Croce. Nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (ifmtJ)

562 Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (5l4ki)

Talks like a fag, and shit is retarded. Must be a troll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mzC78)

563 I've been called a racist fascist since high school.

It doesn't really sting anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

If we could be bullied into compliance we'd already be worshiping at the altar of the State and Big Tech.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

564 I've been called a racist fascist since high school.

It doesn't really sting anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)


"You're a racist fascist sexist homophobic Islamophobic transgender-hating bigot!"

"You bet. What else you got?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (N8WbB)

565 What 406 said. Too much detail.

Posted by: jd at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (JX1fv)

566 What kind of sick bastard showers with his dog in the room?

Fido! Come dry my balls!

Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (WOYcU)

567 The average man is 400% stronger than the average woman. To make that real, think of it this way. Most men can easily military press 100 lbs over their head, most women can do the same with 25. Double both numbers with intensive training. Regardless, a d1 stud is going to warm up with 3 sets of 10 with 2 plates (135 lbs). Men and women aren't the same, and her "truth" doesn't change that.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (3a40t)

568 There are indeed none so blind as those who refuse to see. You are saying the Bad Words so they cover their ears and eyes so they won't be spoiled by hearing and seeing things they do not want to exist.

Then they call anyone who doesn't do so... crazy.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

569
Someone said a long time ago the Clintons lie about everything, even when they don't need to lie.

Same thing is happening now with biden and harris, and they have the full support of the Fake News Media, including Faux News.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (6vHcr)

570 MP4, you left out the healing power of and.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (GbPPJ)

571 FK this; anyone have any chicken bones or dark chocolate to spare?

Posted by: Pres. Elect Joe biden's dog. at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (kfcYC)

572 564 I've been called a racist fascist since high school.

It doesn't really sting anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

"You're a racist fascist sexist homophobic Islamophobic transgender-hating bigot!"

"You bet. What else you got?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (N8WbB)

=========

"I object. You missed xenophobic."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

573 I have heard nothing of an order. In fact, I'm not sure the governor can order the SoS to do it.
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I'm not sure govenors can order people to wear masks, but that doesn't seem to stop them.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (sX1BW)

574 You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger has Covid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (N8WbB)

575 Good thing Jill got rid of his pet chimpanzee

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (6tLyP)

576 Hey dipshit, were the the Dominion machines connected to the internet?
Why were the Dominion machines running algorithms? Why were 300,000
ballots illegally shipped from Long Island to PA and then disappeared?
Why did 40,000 people in AZ also vote in other states?



Or is that not the reality you want to acknowledge?

Posted by: JackStraw




Exactly what I'm talking about. Literally NONE of that is true. Pull your head out of your ass. You've been lied to. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (FjpQK)

577 551 4. An ambulatory anal fissure.

Pick any one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)


I saw Ambulatory Anal Fissure open for Hole at the Tacoma Dome in '93.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (s2VJv)

578
"You're a racist fascist sexist homophobic Islamophobic transgender-hating bigot!"

"You bet. What else you got?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (N8WbB)
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"Wake me up when you start insulting me."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (WEBkv)

579 Shouldn't there be a thread for Commentor today, now that the Dems in the House Voted to Legalize the Weed?

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (DmjPy)

580 551 Anyone who says "you have to have evidence to charge voter fraud. So far there has been exactly zero evidence. At some point you have to acknowledge reality" in regards to this election is:

1. A Democrat.
2. A Deep State felcher.
3. Willfully blind.
4. An ambulatory anal fissure.

Pick any one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

I see numerous multiple choice selections on that list.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (puu6v)

581 559
Oh, go ahead and say what you really mean <<<<<<<<
Ok, you are a small minded troll who I hope slips in the shower and falls in a dog's anus.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

Dunno about that; he may enjoy it.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

582 Oh, Kellyanne has betrayed me! Remember your NDA, skeletor, and ixnay on talking about the ipersday!!

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (MOtgW)

583 "
They sand off the truth around the edges until it's round. See? The square is now a circle.


Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (ynpvh)"

Progs need truth like a fish needs an extended car warranty. It's irrelevant to them in the epistemological sense.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (EEVQU)

584 Anyone who says "you have to have evidence to
charge voter fraud. So far there has been exactly zero evidence. At some
point you have to acknowledge reality" in regards to this election is:



1. A Democrat.

2. A Deep State felcher.

3. Willfully blind.

4. An ambulatory anal fissure.



Pick any one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

I pick ALL. Trying to separate any of those single choices from a dem is like trying to separate the pistons from a car engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (9Om/r)

585 "I object. You missed xenophobic."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (LvTSG)


Ah. Thank you. I also inadvertently omitted "warmonger."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (N8WbB)

586 Did he name this dog "Tara Reade?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)


No.

I'm guessing Natalie, Naomi, or Finnegan. Something like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (hku12)

587 Oh, go ahead and say what you really mean. You know you want to. Why should anyone tell you what to do?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (5l4ki)

For one, he really means that your folks point deer make horse, and guess what, no longer have the power to enforce that.
Get ready.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (Eg9+v)

588
Oh, go ahead and say what you really mean. You know you want to. Why should anyone tell you what to do?


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (5l4ki)


When your side stops cheating their asses off, we will not have to reverse the cheating to ensure that the government actually has the consent of the governed. Until then, STFU and STFD.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (946rW)

589
*sighs*

Back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (nakwk)

590 Maybe if you call us fascist again it'll work this time!

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

591 585 "I object. You missed xenophobic."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

Ah. Thank you. I also inadvertently omitted "warmonger."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (N8WbB)

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"Warmonger? That's why I voted for Trump who started no wars as president!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

592 Is Peter Zenger, Erick Erickson? The name sucks, but at least it isn't redundant.

Posted by: SH at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (sX1BW)

593 I don't know about you all, but I'll wait for Scott Adams to tell me what the photos of Joe's feet really mean.

Posted by: Hands - I'm still being counted at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (786Ro)

594 Reading Vittorini and Calvino, both Italian Socialist Anti Fascists, they both came to the conclusion that both sides were of the same coin. Calvino reached his conclusion early after being a resistance fighter. Vittorini realized it when the Soviets put down the Hungarians in 1956. Both remained basically liberal but both realized that being liberal is about the individual rather than the collective. BTW, I really enjoyed Vittorini's Conversations in Sciliy. Highly recommend it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (ilw10)

595 We haven't had free and open elections in WA state for a long time. I noticed on Twitter that Culp hasn't conceded.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (JKNZq)

596 "I'm not sure the governor can order the SoS to do it."

He can't. Officially.

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (+y8uL)

597 >>Exactly what I'm talking about. Literally NONE of that is true. Pull your head out of your ass. You've been lied to. Repeatedly.

You can't be this stupid so I'll just assume you are typical leftist liar.

If you think 80 million people will sit still and allow a minority of very stupid and very dishonest leftists to steal this country you actually might actually be that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

598 to reverse the results of a free and open election.

In which monitors from one party were banned from observing in multiple states, voting stopped then re-started hours later in multiple states, impossible vote counts tallied instantaneously for one candidate, impossible voting patterns established in battleground counties for that candidate, the CEO of a company supplying voting machines declaring the opposing candidate wouldn't win, and one candidate bragging about the voter fraud system his party had set up.

Lying treasonous gutterscum like you doesn't deserve to live in the USA.

Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (h5TKJ)

599 Muldoon can correct me on this, but aren't MRIs used for evaluation of soft tissue, and X-rays/CT for skeletal evaluations?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:00 PM (N8WbB)
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I'm no doctor but I have broken many bones including an ankle along with tearing some ligaments (ACL/MDL) and that was the way it was for me. Also my broken ankle was a small fracture and I wore a boot and was on crutches for the first four weeks before putting pressure on it. I was 38 at the time.
Joey story is a lie wrapped in bullshit surrounded by a bigger lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (pw+jk)

600 See, the left simply refuses the facts they don't like. You can link all you want you can show them the truth all you want, they will simply disregard it.

Not because they know it to be false, but because they WANT it to be false. And what they desire in life is truer than reality, to the left. Even after it hits them in the face repeatedly.

There is no burden of proof that is sufficient to convince them otherwise. Ever.

They still cling to the retarded, childish "Russian collusion" lie that was utterly destroyed and never had a shred of logic or reason to it to begin with.

We're not a divided nation because of opinions. We're a divided nation because about a third of the country absolutely rejects reality for being out of step with what they wish to be true.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

601 392

In other words:
~22000 people with vaccine, 21992 with no COVID (99.96%)
~22000 people with placebo, 21838 with no COVID (99.26%)

One interpretation: the vaccine helped by 0.7%

Posted by: Big Pharma Statistical Analyst at December 04, 2020 01:43 PM (BBWrU)


Were all the people in the trial exposed to the bug, or to carriers of the bug? If so, how do they know that? Was everyone equally exposed?

I can't believe an effectiveness result without that info. And they do not have it. As I understand these trials, they give the subjects a shot of vaccine or placebo, then tell them to go about their normal, everyday, routines. A lot of the subjects probably never inhaled a single virus cell.

Posted by: Gref at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (AMIL/)

602 Talks like a fag, and shit is retarded. Must be a troll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Troll or Democrat? Hard to tell them apart.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (jJjw9)

603 Joe Biden: I Broke My Foot When I Pulled My Dog's Tail Still Naked and Wet

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (3fR4G)

604 Brian Kemp lawyered up today...wonder why?

Lin Wood@LLinWood
The Dominion voting machines were "updated" with the algorithms developed to steal votes from @realDonaldTrump

Lawyers for @BrianKempGA
and @GaSecofState
are opposing every legal effort to have voting machines impounded and tested.

Kemp and Raffensperger were aware of the fraud.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (Y8GVo)

605 One troll is a coprophiliac, the other troll is a piece of shit. It's a marriage made in heaven.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (lgiXo)

606 Ocean's razor says Joe was doing the hokey pokey.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (FsgBK)

607 Ah. Thank you. I also inadvertently omitted "warmonger."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (N8WbB)

==========

"Warmonger? That's why I voted for Trump who started no wars as president!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)


Worst warmonger ever. He can even mong war right!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (N8WbB)

608 Exactly what I'm talking about. Literally NONE of that is true. Pull your head out of your ass. You've been lied to. Repeatedly.
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (FjpQK)


Anytime these cunts use "literally" the lightbulb shoved up their asshole just broke.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (y7DUB)

609 Re: Wagner and Walken

Drink like Richard Burton and deny any memory of anything.

Posted by: klaftern at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (RuIsu)

610 Lying treasonous gutterscum like you doesn't deserve to live in the USA.

Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 02:04 PM (h5TKJ)

He truly believes that it only matters that he can get away with it, which is in a sense true, except that he's not getting away with it anymore.

My only disappointment is that I'll never be sure when he in particular gets owned -- but God knows.

Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 02:06 PM (Eg9+v)

611 Peter Zenger was a fierce resistance vote for the status quo.




Pro Chicoms, pro-corruption, pro-graft, pro-Iran, anti-Israel...

But Trump said 'pussy.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

612 "Exactly what I'm talking about. Literally NONE of
that is true. Pull your head out of your ass. You've been lied to.
Repeatedly.


Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 02:02 PM (FjpQK)"

The machines and associated support equipment being internet connected is literally on video all the fuck over the place, and Dominion's system specs and marketing material detailing how they're connected has been loose for almost a month. Discussion of the machines' internet traffic - where to, and where from - has been going on for three weeks.

I don't care how loud progs scream to assert whatever the fuck version of reality they're on about at the moment; play by the rules or take the helicopter ride. We're done playing around.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 02:06 PM (EEVQU)

613 Is the dog's name Corn Pop?

Posted by: SkylerKat at December 04, 2020 02:06 PM (SXIn9)

614
Every time I go to town
I get nekkid and chase my dog around.
Makes no difference that he is a hound
I can't stop chasin' my dog around.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2020 02:06 PM (pNxlR)

615 ha, ha

I stole Mit Romneys bag of dicks and ate them all by my self !!


eleventy !!

Posted by: Mike Lee at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (GIeIM)

616 Get back here you dog-faced pony soldier.
I ain't done sniffin you yet!

Posted by: Mitch in da kitch at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (ckDoc)

617 On a side note, I don't know how bankruptcy works, but is it possible the movie studios are waiting for AMC and other theaters to go broke so they can swoop in and buy them pennies on the dollar? Then WB's announcement recently takes on a more sinister tone as they would be actively trying to destroy the movie theaters.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (q177U)

618
Anytime these cunts use "literally" the lightbulb shoved up their asshole just broke.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (y7DUB)

Exactly. Their "president" is illegitimate and half the country admits it. Probably two-thirds knows it. This is going to make what they did to Trump look like a child's birthday party.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (puu6v)

619 >President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.



This is not what happened. I don't know what happened, but it wasn't this.

Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)

620
He rejects your reality and substitutes his own.

He knows he can trust the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

621 >Wasn't there a discussion the other day about "glowies"?
Posted by: at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

Yep, that was me who started it. Plenty of examples to back me up come flowing into the HQ, every day. Temper your emotions accordingly so that we don't screw over Ace and the rest of the Horde.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (L106N)

622 I don't know how bankruptcy works, but is it possible the movie studios are waiting for AMC and other theaters to go broke so they can swoop in and buy them pennies on the dollar?

That thought did occur to me, now that its legal for studios to own theaters.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

623 I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married.

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (MOtgW)

624 Joe Biden: I Broke My Foot When I Pulled My Dog's Tail Still Naked and Wet
====
Everybody knows that you should dry the dog off before pulling his lipstick.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (pw+jk)

625
Dr. Kelli
@kelliwardaz
#MaricopaCounty Reymundo Valenzuela just admitted that there were no observers for signature verification that was done offsite & done by election department employees. And really no one knew this offsite, Internet-based process was even possible. VPN = #InternetConnection.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (R1LMN)

626

Rush is talking about bats. He must be reading the quarantine cafes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (Ksrv6)

627 Chinese made puppet. Breaks the first time you put weight on it

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (6tLyP)

628 At the end of the day, doesn't really matter, it won't be long before krazy kamela kommie takes over assuming this stays sideways.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (r+sAi)

629 617 On a side note, I don't know how bankruptcy works, but is it possible the movie studios are waiting for AMC and other theaters to go broke so they can swoop in and buy them pennies on the dollar? Then WB's announcement recently takes on a more sinister tone as they would be actively trying to destroy the movie theaters.
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (q177U)

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I've been considering this for a while.

The key is the Paramount Decrees, DOJ action from the 50s that forbade vertical integration from production to distribution in movies. They're getting eliminated, opening up the possibility of studios owning theaters again.

So, they could build their own, or they could buy out the current 5,000+ theaters in America.

What better way to do the latter than to drive down the price by bankrupting the theaters through a manufactured crisis using your media arms to fuel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

630 Re: Wagner and Walken

Drink like Richard Burton and deny any memory of anything.
Posted by: klaftern at December 04, 2020 02:05 PM (RuIsu)


Which would have been infinitely smarter than claiming a woman who was deathly afraid of water, especially dark water at night, would voluntarily get in a small dingy tied up next to the yacht.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (hku12)

631 Brian Kemp lawyered up today...wonder why?
---
Huh? I heard he was cooperating completely, what with ordering a signature review that has fuck all to do with the ballot stuffing that got caught on video.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (kOpft)

632

Black Panther star Letitia Wright is under fire for some of her recent tweets.

The 27-year-old actress, who plays tech genius Shuri and sister to T'Challa in the Marvel movie, retweeted a video on Thursday night that expressed anti-vaccination thoughts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

633
>Wasn't there a discussion the other day about "glowies"?
Posted by: at December 04, 2020 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

Yep, that was me who started it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


Really?
I thought it was me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (6vHcr)

634 I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on
Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and
fuck her. She was married.

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 02:08 PM (MOtgW)

===
Humor, you should study up on an advanced class. The second grade stuff is neither funny nor smart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (pw+jk)

635 >>President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.






unh hunh

and I weigh 139 pounds

Posted by: Rosie ODonnel at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (GIeIM)

636 Missed it by >< that much...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (F6tBH)

637 Don't you love how totally and effectively the media obliterated that story of Hunter Biden's incredibly deep corruption tied into his dad? You never even hear a whisper about that any more.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

638 Black Panther star Letitia Wright is under fire for some of her recent tweets.



Aw. Now I'm gonna cry all afternoon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

639 nood Tuckin'

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (l6b3d)

640 629 617 On a side note, I don't know how bankruptcy works, but is it possible the movie studios are waiting for AMC and other theaters to go broke so they can swoop in and buy them pennies on the dollar? Then WB's announcement recently takes on a more sinister tone as they would be actively trying to destroy the movie theaters.
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 04, 2020 02:07 PM (q177U)

==========

I've been considering this for a while.

The key is the Paramount Decrees, DOJ action from the 50s that forbade vertical integration from production to distribution in movies. They're getting eliminated, opening up the possibility of studios owning theaters again.

So, they could build their own, or they could buy out the current 5,000+ theaters in America.

What better way to do the latter than to drive down the price by bankrupting the theaters through a manufactured crisis using your media arms to fuel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

The bailout drum is already beating. Theater associations are begging for government cash.

I have mixed feelings about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (ifmtJ)

641 632

Black Panther star Letitia Wright is under fire for some of her recent tweets.

The 27-year-old actress, who plays tech genius Shuri and sister to T'Challa in the Marvel movie, retweeted a video on Thursday night that expressed anti-vaccination thoughts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

==========

I do not know how they're going to continue that franchise with Chadwick Bosman being dead. I guess they're going to give the costume to some other character (most likely a girl), but it's just another brick in the failure wall that will be Phase 4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

642 Cut Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken some slack. Natalie fell in. They knew that they were drunk too and realized that by jumping in to save her, they could have drowned too.

It's not a lie if I believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (2BZBZ)

643 635
>>President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his
foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and
grabbed its tail.




unh hunh



and I weigh 139 pounds

Posted by: Rosie ODonnel at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (GIeIM)


Well, mass and weight are different. Rosie could weigh 139 on the moon...

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

644 Hey dipshit, were the the Dominion machines connected to the internet?
Why were the Dominion machines running algorithms? Why were 300,000
ballots illegally shipped from Long Island to PA and then disappeared?
Why did 40,000 people in AZ also vote in other states?



Or is that not the reality you want to acknowledge?

Posted by: JackStraw


That look you losers that video doesn't who what you see with your lying eyes "fact check" article appears to contain an admission that there was no state election monitor there from some indeterminate time until 11:52 p.m.

Source Says he left and then returned at 11:52 p.m. It doesn't say when he left or why.

I would like clarification on that. When did Sources Say leave? Why? Was there another monitor there during the time he wasn't?

Those are the very obvious questions and yet I don't see any of the people going oh see this is the truth asking those questions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 04, 2020 02:11 PM (GbPPJ)

645 What better way to do the latter than to drive down the price by bankrupting the theaters through a manufactured crisis using your media arms to fuel?

Again, its not so much that they set it up, but that they see a way to take advantage of it.

The problem is that its eating them up as fast as the theaters, and their product has been so bad lately that people aren't inclined to go see anything like they used to.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

646 640 The bailout drum is already beating. Theater associations are begging for government cash.

I have mixed feelings about it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

They drummed it eight months ago, probably realized that Trump wasn't going to sign anything for them, and they went dark, trying to make it work.

But the media wouldn't let life return to normal, and now that Biden is president (le sigh...I hope not), they know they have an ally who will sign the funding.

Still, if Disney says, "Let the theaters die so we can buy them," I imagine Democrats will let it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

647 I do not know how they're going to continue that franchise with Chadwick Bosman being dead.

They already announced that she's going to take up the cat hat and be Black Pantherette. I do not predict great success but they managed to turn a meh film into a 5-star blockbuster by saying anyone who didn't love the emperor's new clothes was a racist.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

648 We need to use Aunt Queefah tactics on Raffensperger and Gabriel Sterling in Georgia, and we need to do it NOW!

These motherfuckers need huge, angry mobs to descend on their homes at 2:00 a.m., throwing fireworks, throwing bricks through their windows, and screaming obscenities through bullhorns at them.

These guys need to be followed, need to be doxxed, need to be endlessly harassed. They are stealing the election for Democrats right in front of us, and paying zero price for it.

The MFM and the CommieCrats have never condemned Aunt Queefah's tactics, so we know that they have official Democrat Party approval! So, Georgia Patriots, take their favorite form of "peaceful protest" right to them!

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 02:13 PM (VDbGO)

649 645 What better way to do the latter than to drive down the price by bankrupting the theaters through a manufactured crisis using your media arms to fuel?

Again, its not so much that they set it up, but that they see a way to take advantage of it.

The problem is that its eating them up as fast as the theaters, and their product has been so bad lately that people aren't inclined to go see anything like they used to.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

===========

But if Disney asks for money, banks throw it at them.

It needs to turn around soon, but their lines of credit are still pretty golden, I'm sure, especially if they're using the money to open up a new direct revenue stream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

650 Lying treasonous gutterscum like you doesn't deserve to live in the USA.

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They keep up the effort to steal the election for China long enough and they won't.

One way or another.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 02:13 PM (kOpft)

651 Well, mass and weight are different. Rosie could weigh 139 on the moon...
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (ynpvh)


Speaking of the moon, you'd think the astronauts would have been able to make some incredibly high and cool-looking jumps...

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 04, 2020 02:13 PM (5AVMW)

652 635 >>President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.






unh hunh

and I weigh 139 pounds
Posted by: Rosie ODonnel at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (GIeIM)

On the moon, perhaps.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 02:13 PM (Izzlo)

653 ee, the left simply refuses the facts they don't
like. You can link all you want you can show them the truth all you
want, they will simply disregard it.



Not because they know it to be false, but because they WANT it to be
false. And what they desire in life is truer than reality, to the
left. Even after it hits them in the face repeatedly.



There is no burden of proof that is sufficient to convince them otherwise. Ever.



They still cling to the retarded, childish "Russian collusion" lie
that was utterly destroyed and never had a shred of logic or reason to
it to begin with.



We're not a divided nation because of opinions. We're a divided
nation because about a third of the country absolutely rejects reality
for being out of step with what they wish to be true.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor


Some serious projection going on here.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (FjpQK)

654 We've discussed evidence before. Testimony is evidence. Statistics are evidence. Tangible objects are evidence. Anyone using the term "no evidence" is a partisan, an imbecile, or both. Interestingly, one piece of testimonial evidence that always gets trained investigators' attention is using the phrase, "there's no evidence of (whatever)." It's what guilty people often say instead of denial. It's evidence of consciousness of guilt.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (3a40t)

655 647 I do not know how they're going to continue that franchise with Chadwick Bosman being dead.

They already announced that she's going to take up the cat hat and be Black Pantherette. I do not predict great success but they managed to turn a meh film into a 5-star blockbuster by saying anyone who didn't love the emperor's new clothes was a racist.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

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Disney really does need the movie theaters open. I really don't think the success of Mulan on streaming is going to get replicated again and again and again for every blockbuster Disney wants to release.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

656 Which would have been infinitely smarter than claiming a woman who was deathly afraid of water, especially dark water at night, would voluntarily get in a small dingy tied up next to the yacht.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (hku12)


There's that, and the fact that Catalina, like the Farralon Islands, is notorious for being a place where great white sharks make little great white sharks. Not a good place to take a dip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (N8WbB)

657 It needs to turn around soon, but their lines of credit are still pretty golden, I'm sure, especially if they're using the money to open up a new direct revenue stream.

Sure, they'll have no problem with investors, but if they keep putting out crap, people will flood away from theaters. I think most people have figured out that the "movie theater experience" was never all that great to begin with, given that even ghetto dwellers now have a nice new 96 inch flatscreen.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

658 I do not know how they're going to continue that franchise with Chadwick Bosman being dead. I guess they're going to give the costume to some other character (most likely a girl), but it's just another brick in the failure wall that will be Phase 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

If Marvel held true to the precedent set with their comic books' many woke rebootings, should recast with a white transgender playing the role.

Posted by: deedson at December 04, 2020 02:15 PM (9Aon7)

659 "37 Seriously, who doesn't call their dog by their name?"

The same kind of freak who grabs a dog by the tail?

Posted by: PlainJane at December 04, 2020 02:15 PM (Qo+uP)

660 the success of Mulan on streaming

Well, success in a relative sense. It bombed compared to other releases. It made them money, at least.

Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

661 Disney really does need the movie theaters open. I really don't think the success of Mulan on streaming is going to get replicated again and again and again for every blockbuster Disney wants to release.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)


And Warner Bros. just slit Disney's throat on the pay for our streaming service and then pay premium for day of date streaming release of a movie by releasing everything on HBOMAX simultaneously.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 04, 2020 02:16 PM (GbPPJ)

662 If Marvel held true to the precedent set with their comic books' many woke rebootings, should recast with a white transgender playing the role.
Posted by: deedson at December 04, 2020 02:15 PM (9Aon7)


I'm ready to go!

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 04, 2020 02:16 PM (5AVMW)

663 Gonna name my next dog 'Mon Dog.

'mon dog, get in the truck.'mon dog, let's go for a walk.
'mon dog, get in the house.


Posted by: Bob Dog at December 04, 2020 02:17 PM (6L+z2)

664 He'd better never pull his cat's tail. Kitty's claws will come out and he will be scarred for what's left of his demented little life.

Posted by: Aud at December 04, 2020 02:17 PM (uBywd)

665 641 632

Black Panther star Letitia Wright is under fire for some of her recent tweets.

The 27-year-old actress, who plays tech genius Shuri and sister to T'Challa in the Marvel movie, retweeted a video on Thursday night that expressed anti-vaccination thoughts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

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I do not know how they're going to continue that franchise with Chadwick Bosman being dead. I guess they're going to give the costume to some other character (most likely a girl), but it's just another brick in the failure wall that will be Phase 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

Watching Ya Boi Zack's videos about the comics, apparently Shuri blasted T'Challa into space to be Wakanda's first astronaut, then took over the throne herself.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 02:17 PM (Izzlo)

666 645 What better way to do the latter than to drive down the price by bankrupting the theaters through a manufactured crisis using your media arms to fuel?

Again, its not so much that they set it up, but that they see a way to take advantage of it.


Risky move, IMO. Why tie up capital in real estate, projection equipment, etc., when you can just stream your crap? Sure, it's less lucrative, but also less risky, and you can mitigate the risk by clamping down on costs.

If people respond to Covid by outfitting themselves with HDTVs (welcome, looters!) and good sound systems, they might not ever come back to theaters, in which case you now own a bunch of white elephants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:18 PM (N8WbB)

667 post of the Beast

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 02:18 PM (Izzlo)

668 Nood Tucker

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 02:19 PM (Izzlo)

669 eh. I'd bet money that the housekeeper found him passed out on the floor, his PR guys gave him the dog story to make him sound less frail, and he can't keep the story straight because he can't remember anything. Including the word for "hall". Or his dog's name.

Even with the dementia, though, you'd think 47 years in politics would make you a better liar.

Posted by: PlainJane at December 04, 2020 02:19 PM (Qo+uP)

670 The 27-year-old actress, who plays tech genius Shuri

Type-casting, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:19 PM (N8WbB)

671 We've discussed evidence before. Testimony is
evidence. Statistics are evidence. Tangible objects are evidence. Anyone
using the term "no evidence" is a partisan, an imbecile, or both.
Interestingly, one piece of testimonial evidence that always gets
trained investigators' attention is using the phrase, "there's no
evidence of (whatever)." It's what guilty people often say instead of
denial. It's evidence of consciousness of guilt.

Posted by: Farmer Bob


Uh huh. "Testimony" at a press conferences is not evidence. How many people giving public statements stood up in court and said the same thing, when they knew they'd get hit with perjury charges if it wasn't true?

I'll wait.

Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 02:22 PM (FjpQK)

672 Risky move, IMO. Why tie up capital in real estate,
projection equipment, etc., when you can just stream your crap? Sure,
it's less lucrative, but also less risky, and you can mitigate the risk
by clamping down on costs.



If people respond to Covid by outfitting themselves with HDTVs
(welcome, looters!) and good sound systems, they might not ever come
back to theaters, in which case you now own a bunch of white elephants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 02:18 PM (N8WbB)

Unless the studios are longing for that sweet, sweet popcorn and soda money, it is probably more profitable to stream.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 02:25 PM (946rW)

673 News flash, young'un. Injuring yourself getting out of bed is not a joke as you get older. You don't even need to be as old and decrepit as Biden. I get some amusement knowing you will find out..

Posted by: timactual at December 04, 2020 02:47 PM (+oSfl)

674 Isn't it possible he broke his foot tripping over a tree root after he just got finished getting blown by Harry Reid in a park?

Posted by: Rbastid at December 04, 2020 03:05 PM (fV0TR)

675 Never did the media, even even the slightest way, question the health of Biden, while the President while doing his Jay Oh Bee Esss caught the plague and was back at a few days later. Biden hid from the press, hid from the disease, and now has seriously injured himself while failing to safely play with his own dog. This is either "The Truth" or the lie they thought sounded better than the truth.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2020 03:32 PM (Y6UV7)

676 The guy was running aorund the house naked? How many secret service guys saw him?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 04, 2020 03:32 PM (EwPKb)

677 Totally hilarious. As soon as I heard the story I called BS. That as an ER doc in 30 years of practice. Sounds like some other people did too and hence Biden comes up with this story that he must have gotten from Harry Reid. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Posted by: brindle at December 04, 2020 03:54 PM (WaaxK)

678 The Real Story:<p>
1. Due to failing eyesight and other systems, Joe thought the pup was Tara Reade and Dr. Jill tripped him before he could raise her tail. Or<p>
2. The Big Man tried to up the Vig on Hunter's Chinese deals; Hunter objected.

Posted by: Vladtheimp at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (UGWNZ)

679 Somehow, the MSM was much more exercised about Trump walking down a slippery ramp that had no hand rails. Google and read this Fake News WaPo hysterical story:

"Trump tries to explain his slow and unsteady walk down a ramp at West Point"

By Philip Rucker
June 14, 2020 at 10:33

Posted by: GozieBoy at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (28rx6)

680 I'm 45, and have broken many bones, because, unlike biden, I'm a Man who did manly things, like enlist in the USMC which he didn't because he's a cunt.

I CURRENTLY have a broken toe, and odd one actually, the ring toe, which is considered "the protected toe" and then while dealing with an Australian spider situation, which is common in Australia, a place that I live and not just visited, like his millionaire son, I kicked out and broke my foot.

Funny thing about me and all of my breaks. Never even took aspirin.

Because, I ain't a cunt.

Posted by: wickedpinto at December 05, 2020 07:59 AM (uMCHj)

681 That's what happens when to try to have sex with your pooch. Creep!

Posted by: Jack Ass at December 05, 2020 12:11 PM (Saay3)

682 How many people have "alleyways" in their house?
That said, who knows if it was the dog's "tail" he was pulling??

Posted by: Ziba at December 06, 2020 09:52 AM (S1hrL)

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