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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe: Sick as a Dog Edition
I don't know if I just didn't get enough sleep last night or if I caught the 'rona from the wind, but I'm gassed and dizzy.
Obligatory kitty clip: This kitten thinks it's a Dalek!!Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 08:11 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2020 08:12 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 01, 2020 08:12 PM (BhWPH)
Sick as a dog, a cat got your tongue
Sick as a dog, you'll be sorry
Sick as a dog, you're really ain't that young
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2020 08:13 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2020 08:14 PM (E4Ltn)
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It's the bats. Once you stop posting bat videos, you will start feeling much, much better.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
fuck you Fox
Posted by: Avi at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (dHrq/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (yTykr)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (yTykr)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)
"Didn't sleep?" "Gassed?" "Dizzy?"
I'm guessing that's not so much the 'Rona, as the after-effects of the XTC and balloons full of nitrous at a rave party in an abandoned shelving warehouse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (BvLWD)
Posted by: Iblis at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at December 01, 2020 08:17 PM (Drr5h)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 01, 2020 08:12 PM (UPoLF)
He'll just absorb moisture from the air. He'll be fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:17 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Not sure I ever done that before.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 08:17 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Iblis at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
Pretty much all the media is nutless at this point.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 08:17 PM (okGHj)
Pretty much all of food service from restaurant to suppliers run on razor thin margins, but make it up on volume.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:17 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
How many times have you heard that said?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Iblis at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
Not what I thought I heard him say tonight?
What I thought I heard was he had never been told what to cover or who to speak to on Fox!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
When dogs get sick (vomit) they really get into it (body horror.) I think that is where it comes from.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tinker to Evers to Chance at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (o9apC)
So far so good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (lgiXo)
I wonder if we'll get a Quarantine Cafe of video of Mrs. Slocombe talking about her pussy? Or maybe one of Honor Blackman?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
How many times have you heard that said?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (Rvt8
A lot more when I was younger, thats for sure. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (9Om/r)
Ace needs an evening spent in a kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding where he can shave LauraW's hump again.
I know he misses those days terribly. But he suppresses those emotions because man.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (/DVkD)
He has probably taken 8 COVID tests since March. All negative. Took two antibody tests. Negative.
He keeps getting SICK but not COVID. At this point he just wants to get it to get it over with lol.
Ok bro....
anyway I wanted to address Mikey's comment from the last thread:
The MSM manipulated the statement for it's own narrative purposes. Again.
And the Horde had people flipping out over the MSM narrative. Again.
Because some Hordelings believe the MSM always lies and will still believe the narrative because...
God Alone Knows.
I am really happy that the DoJ clarified. But the headlines on this are ALL OVER THE PLACE. I follow local/city/national news and it was plastered all over everything. So, yeah. Sure I mightn't believe the asshats at AP but they are THE newsfeed for most publications and radio and tv and that narrative went out and went out FAST.
It keeps HAPPENING that AG Barr does this, and then has to "clarify." Sloppy? or something else? Fauci did this too when he was still pretending. Oops! Come on. WTF is he doing talking to the AP anyway and why is he so DUMB? he's not dumb.
and I'm not dumb and I don't want to think the worst of him at all! but I have to note what the major news is saying (loudly).
and I did note that it was pushed out there heavily to distract from SOMETHING. Maybe the Project Veritas stuff, maybe something else. That's not Barr's fault, but it made me suss.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (j9HX3)
If an election is won by fraud IT IS NOT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
First impressions are telling me that another fake anonymous whistleblower has conspired with the DOJ and framed the president. Again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (/xqqO)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
So you never heard the phrase "as a dog returns to its vomit!" ?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Tinker to Evers to Chance at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (o9apC)
That's an evergreen gripe. Have at it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Paladin at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (OLWrH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (E4Ltn)
What did I miss back in the day?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Benevolent Great Leader Cuomo has decreed it!
I am sad that you have failed him who must be worshipped.
He is disappointed.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (Drr5h)
If an election is won by fraud IT IS NOT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
This. Dear God, this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Daaaaaleks at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
I think you are being punished for the recent bat videos, so be better Ace. Be better.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (0jZnq)
Well, past experience lied this time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Tinker to Evers to Chance at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (o9apC)
Please. They should be forced to turn their TV's on their sides and watch all movies run in landscape mode with 70% of the screen cut off.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (yTykr)
Posted by: pookysgirl, anime fan at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (/DVkD)
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Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
Gosh, I hope not if he is really that gassy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (/DVkD)
FUN FACT: That would be "knackered" in England.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (yTykr)
Maybe it will taste better this time, covered in my own stomach acid.
Posted by: Dog, probably at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (ofYez)
Although a lot of the euros have been locked down constantly, no? Except the swedes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (/DVkD)
A bullet, right in the ole' noggin.
Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at December 01, 2020 08:23 PM (guGkK)
"Obie, did ya think I was gonna kill myself over fartin?"
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
Yes,
1. Define the acceptable level of fraud 0.1%, 1%, 10%, and
2. Explain how you know you haven't exceeded those boundaries, then
3. Why are you allowing ANY fraud at all since you have just indicated you know exactly how to define and measure it?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (oqV6o)
It is unpossible to get sick in NY.
Benevolent Great Leader Cuomo has decreed it!
I am sad that you have failed him who must be worshipped.
He is disappointed.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at December 01, 2020 08:21 PM (Drr5h)
It's true! It's true! The Cuomo has made it clear
The climate must be perfect all the year
A law was made a distant moon ago here
July and August cannot be too hot
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Cuomolot
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot
By order, summer lingers through September
In Coumolot
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: Iblis at December 01, 2020 08:16 PM (abOpZ)
Not what I thought I heard him say tonight?
What I thought I heard was he had never been told what to cover or who to speak to on Fox!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:19 PM (oqV6o)
That's proof right there that he has been turned!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (xK9An)
Yes ? What is it ? How many hours is it ??
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dog, probably at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (S8ePJ)
Less chewing. More soft.
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (Uhu8A)
Although a lot of the euros have been locked down constantly, no? Except the swedes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (/DVkD)
From what I heard they came out of lockdowns and then started going back into them about a month ago due to a new strain of covid.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Food is for poseurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (Drr5h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2020 08:25 PM (guGkK)
In that case, maybe he should go to hospital.
Posted by: The hospital, if you're American at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)
Chique, that really needs to be couched more like an Edict!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:28 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Chique, that really needs to be couched more like an Edict!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:28 PM (oqV6o)
LOL. I am not a wordsmith. That is why you are here, dearest Commissar.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:30 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:30 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
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Well, don't f*$# them...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 08:30 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
I was wondering if you meant to keep that nasty used sock on for that long. Must've been getting crusty.
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
There's no need to sink to that level. We can find you a woman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (MLEGZ)
I've been sick way more than usual this year. Turns out wearing a mask makes me sick. I don't know why except I'm apparently intolerant of wearing a petri dish on my face. It's weird because I'm usually the only person in my classroom each semester who never gets a respiratory virus. You'd think that since I'm so resistant to getting colds and such that I'd be more tolerant of the germy environment of a mask.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!)
My proposal will be on your desk by morning's first light!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
There's no need to sink to that level. We can find you a woman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Afapk)
To wash those socks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (aKqzO)
the Daleks last night. It's pretty sad that such a campy, light affair
completely stomps all over any of the recent attempts at The Doctor.
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)
It was a good episode but I was sorry to see Mary Tamm not back as Romana.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Melatonin, 5mg
Dextromethorphan, ~30ml
Dohm, high setting, 75 decibels
Rosuvastatin, 10mg
Dog face-licking, 3
Water, spring, 16.9 oz.
Duration: 8 hours
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
There's no need to sink to that level. We can find you a woman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Afapk)
This should be good.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Then stop fucking them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Afapk)
Can you find me one as well? I'm fat, old, and ugly but I am a professional engineer. Maybe that means something?
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: So what? He'll join the Harris/Biden admin .... at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (BBWrU)
In the Before Days, Ace and LauraW and her hump were items. They would hop on the Vespa and ride to the beach where they'd spend endless hours walking, discussing particle physics and poking dead things with a stick. They they'd return to Ace's bodega where they'd order Thai food and spend the rest of the evening watching reruns of The Man and the Challenge on the TV between stroppins of the Razor of Destiny, which he would use to gently shave the hump of his one true love whilst whispering sweet nothings into a bottle of Valu-Rite Brand Vodka.
Those were heady days. Ace was at his best when he was in love.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
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The bar is set so low, I really can't even tell anymore.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 08:29 PM (8B6Ng)
There's no need to sink to that level. We can find you a woman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Afapk)
If you find Clutch a woman you need to find everyone a woman.
Posted by: Especially one for Robert at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (MLEGZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (ofYez)
Most likely. A pharmacist I know said earlier this year that with all the mask wearing there will probably be a lot of cases of viral pneumonia. Almost as if there's a reason for exhaling and having it travel away from us.
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (S8ePJ)
I' apologigze for being so irrelevant.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 08:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
So now it really is the Euroweenie Flu?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (nakwk)
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I am not a wordsmith. That is why you are here, dearest Commissar.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!)
My proposal will be on your desk by morning's first light!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:32 PM (oqV6o)
Excellent, good sir.
(Combining responses in an attempt to escape the next Wall of Shame)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Food is for poseurs.
Posted by: Cicero (@c
Eating is a waste of time.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
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But then, the Critical Drinker thought The Lighthouse was okay, and I couldn't even finish watching it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (4+gTH)
Bold black and fruity sounds like a coffee from Burundi or Tanzania.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (4vNgL)
Or a cheap whore from the Bronx...
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (3vIkC)
Dude, I can't even find a man for myself. I have to put on my (airplane oxygen) mask before helping others.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: Not Dr. House at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (E0PSG)
https://youtu.be/Wn3mxHuAiHM?t=3131
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 08:37 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy
Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:31 PM
(Afapk)
If you find Clutch a woman you need to find everyone a woman.
Posted by: Especially one for Robert at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (MLEGZ)
Todd Rundgren: This sounds familiar.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:37 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: Cicero (@c
Eating is a waste of time.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (lgiXo)
Eating waste is for poseurs.
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:37 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
that's exactly what I have as my "pinnpned tweet" since the election:
Remember that elections are simply the process for the citizens to express their will.
Election fraud does not translate to any legitimate mantle.
@realDonaldTrump
is the Elected President in 2020. He is America's will incarnate.
Vox populei, vox Dei
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:37 PM (xK9An)
Eating poseurs is food.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (aKqzO)
Wednesday 12/02, 2:05 PM
Alpharetta, GA
Keep America Free
Stop the Fraud
https://tinyurl.com/y37jkltl
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Cicero (@c
Eating is a waste of time.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:35 PM (lgiXo)
Eating waste is for poseurs.
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:37 PM (xK9An)
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What about eating poseurs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!)
That almost seems like an evasion of imperial responsibility, but far outside my sphere of influence...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie
I had the same problem early on. I wore it the least amount possible. I was not wearing it in the grocery store at all until Polesmoker's most recent edict. I'm giving up on them again. I only meet clients with them on if they insist.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (Afapk)
Make sure you yank that thing at least twice before putting it in on your mouth....
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (Uhu8A)
See #127.
Posted by: Zod at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (3vIkC)
Dude, I can't even find a man for myself. I have to put on my (airplane oxygen) mask before helping others.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (Afapk)
We're not looking for men, we're looking for women.
Women are better than men.
So curvy and soft and sweet smelling...
Posted by: Robert, dreaming at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (MLEGZ)
Eating poseurs is food.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (aKqzO)
Soylent Poseurs is PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)
And then Laura W's hump fell in love with a French hunchback's deformed shoulder. It was a tragedy worthy of Shakespeare, of Sophocles, of The Hallmark Channel.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (0QYMt)
There was pushback against it.
This History Guy bringing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zTGp1557h8
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (JKNZq)
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Bet the cow wasn't too thrilled either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)
HP is moving their headquarters from California to Spring, TX north of Houston. Unfortunately they'll probably move the Californians as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 08:40 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM (S8ePJ)
I don't understand how all those people who catch colds when I don't can wear a mask without getting sick.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 08:40 PM (ofYez)
Perhaps I should have kept my powder dry on Bill Barr until he speaks formally or issues a press release.
The AP article is likely propaganda. I know for a fact it contains a number of false statements about
@SidneyPowell1 & her investigation. We'll see.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 08:40 PM (CZm2G)
If an election is won by fraud IT IS NOT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
I keep coming back to this concept and keep coming to the conclusion that we will owe absolutely nothing to the government. Indeed, we owe it to the founders and those who died for this nation to refuse to participate in anything the government ordains. Including taxes.
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:41 PM (3vIkC)
Its just a digital device shredding company at Gwinnett County elections parking lot loading up pallets of digital devices.
Completely normal?
Nothing to see here?
Move along?
@CodeMonkeyZ 23m
Twitter did a great job censoring the Dominion Watch hashtag.
Georgia elected officials had no idea we were on the ground filming them destroying evidence.
Posted by: Unrestrained at December 01, 2020 08:41 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (4+gTH)
I don't know what to tell you. I don't think my standards changed. I think there is quality in that last episode (five, I guess)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)
I' apologigze for being so irrelevant.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 08:34 PM
That's a helluva kink.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 01, 2020 08:42 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 01, 2020 08:42 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Dog at December 01, 2020 08:43 PM (yTykr)
Georgia elected officials had no idea we were on the ground filming them destroying evidence.
Posted by: Unrestrained
Until people go to jail over shit like this, it means nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 08:43 PM (UYkjZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 08:43 PM (/xqqO)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)
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Well, I'm still watching it. I thought S2:E4 was pretty good.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 08:44 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (Afapk)
We're not looking for men, we're looking for women.
Women are better than men.
So curvy and soft and sweet smelling...
Posted by: Robert
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Hmmmmm... the guys are looking for a woman and you are looking for a guy(s).... seems to be no problem...you could probably rotate through them all then start back at the beginning. You're welcome!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 08:44 PM (UUBmN)
I guess we'll deal with the latest frame-up tomorrow.
We're running out of tomorrows.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 08:43 PM (/xqqO)
God is not. I will hold on to that.
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:44 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Catleks at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (nUhF0)
We're not looking for men, we're looking for women.
Lottery win?
Walled property, wyoming, idaho, ?
Truck.
Dog/s.
Guns, ammo.
Biltong, beer.
Woman? Optional. Send picture of your dog and truck.
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (V8+be)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 08:44 PM (UUBmN)
*ponders lin-duh's strategy... *
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (Afapk)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (QoPXA)
It's cosmic justice that Polis tested positive for Covid in spite of all his attempts to restrict everyone else. I suppose he thinks it's our fault he contracted the virus. Of course, testing positive and having symptoms are two different things, so maybe he's fine and enjoying two weeks of "quarantine" where he gets to goof around but doesn't have to stay home.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Daaaaaleks
===
Expurrminate!
Expurrminate!
Posted by: Catleks at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (nUhF0)
Sounds sticky.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:46 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 01, 2020 08:47 PM (9hQ2U)
https://twitter.com/HRPSBurl/status/
1333454267533963265
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (UDapT)
The Tank of GA is harvesting ballots.
Ballot harvesting is illegal in GA.
Pre-emptively sue for intent to defraud ???
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Daaaaaleks
===
Expurrminate!
Expurrminate!
Posted by: Catleks at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (nUhF0)
Sounds sticky.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:46 PM (nakwk)
All I hear in my mind is, "eck-sperm-inate."
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (MLEGZ)
Where you already are. So you may as well save the sick days.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 08:43 PM (UYkjZ)
Good thing AG Barr has taken steps to impound all those machines and has launched an aggressive investigation into Georgia election fraud...
Oh wait
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 08:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
It looks like they Robbie the Robot-ed it.
Doctor Who, continuing to see just how deep the suck can go.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (Ojki1)
You forgot the boat requirement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Dalek the Masquerade at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (Ojki1)
It's like that line from Spaceballs.
Suck! Suck! SUCK!
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (MLEGZ)
The Tank of GA is harvesting ballots.
Ballot harvesting is illegal in GA.
Pre-emptively sue for intent to defraud ???
No, she wasn't personally harvesting. It was lots of individuals doing harvesting individually, and no individual harvested enough to change the outcome of the election. Nothing to do here. You have not given us video or emails of tank actively instructing people to harvest therefore there is no conspiracy. Now keep your head down and accept the will of the people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 01, 2020 08:47 PM (9hQ2U)
Since they are little mucus balls inside those trash cans, they would still shit, right?
So, their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (nUhF0)
most recent edict. I'm giving up on them again. I only meet clients with
them on if they insist.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 08:38 PM (QoPXA)
Anytime I meet with someone (work or someone coming to fix something at my house) I tell them they can (work) or should (home) remove their face diaper. I will not wear one unless forced, and I will never require anyone in my presence. And I will shake their hands. The entire thing is a joke.
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (Ojki1)
It's like that line from Spaceballs.
Suck! Suck! SUCK!
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (MLEGZ)
She's gone from suck to blow!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (nakwk)
Doctor Who, continuing to see what props we can make out of the contents of mum's basement.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
If an election is won by fraud IT IS NOT THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
This. Dear God, this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (/DVkD)
53 Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Posted by: Daaaaaleks at December 01, 2020 08:22 PM (R/m4+) "
both.
of.
these.
& g'night foax, seeya inna mornin' !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (nUhF0)
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (nakwk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBm3EpvO1E
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Broken and bleeding, Finney told me what he had done to the Enterprise...
-JTK
I love old school Trek.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (/DVkD)
415 323 @CBS_Herridge
#Election2020results From a DOJ spokesperson: "Some media outlets have incorrectly reported that the Department has concluded its investigation of election fraud and announced an affirmative finding of no fraud in the election. That is not what the Associated Press reported nor
...what the Attorney General stated. The Department will continue to receive and vigorously pursue all specific and credible allegations of fraud as expeditiously as possible."
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 08:02 PM (cF8AT)
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What a POS statement. All designed to let the clock play out.
Did ANY of them watch those hearings and those that spoke out? Did ANY of their statements even cause a "well, gee, that's interesting, we should check into that."
Hell no.
With a flaming pineapple wrapped in barbed wire.
And Herridge should be ashamed of herself, for the sellout she is, she should have stayed at FIX News.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
we will never know what caused this unfortunate accident
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Kirk's gonna kick Ben Finney's old ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Finney...and his one mistake.
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Well Austin has Tesla...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (nakwk)
Goodbye Virgin Alarm.
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (MLEGZ)
Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (W+kMI)
*********
And then they grow up to be evil cats with an attitude. At least my Siamese did.
She can turn from angel to devil in 5 seconds.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
The Tank of GA is harvesting ballots.
Ballot harvesting is illegal in GA.
Pre-emptively sue for intent to defraud ???
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (LPnfS)
Georgia GOP: Everything looks legit to us.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 08:36 PM (4+gTH)
I agreed with some of his reviews, but I stop listening to anyone who takes Star Wars seriously enough to get upset about it being "ruined" (it was always vapid childish crap), and I'm so tired of the popular group think that the last season of GOT was so terrible. I just don't trust his judgment.
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (AlYYP)
Someone I know wants an air fryer for Christmas. I've seen them on TV, but never used one. Does anybody have any suggestions for which might be the best? I won't say "money is no object" (if it weren't, I would be posting from Stately Poppins Manor, South Carolina), but I don't mind spending a couple of hundred for quality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
Europe spent Hundreds of years trying to create a stable civilization, but in spite of history, they let the muz in?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (oqV6o)
Wait....don't tell me... Mohammed bin al hamid allah mohammed? Nice ethnic German name.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (kTF2Z)
==
have you checked in the shoe store?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
Too high maintenance. Wanting shoes and all.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (Ojki1)
It's like that line from Spaceballs.
Suck! Suck! SUCK!
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (MLEGZ)
She's gone from suck to blow!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (nakwk) "
Bart: "Lisa, I know you're gonna tell me it's impossible, but this both sucks and blows."
now rly g'night !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (/On2j)
why don't you ask the person who wants it if they have a brand in mind ?
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
If I left a pair of cute heels underneath a box propped up with a stick with a fishing line attached, do you think I could catch me a good 'un?
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (MLEGZ)
168
Kirk's gonna kick Ben Finney's old ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
And Kirk needs to write up Mr. Scott for leaving wrenches lying around Engineering. Sloppy!
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Imelda Miklos-Marcos at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Someone I know wants an air fryer for Christmas. I've seen them on TV, but never used one. Does anybody have any suggestions for which might be the best? I won't say "money is no object" (if it weren't, I would be posting from Stately Poppins Manor, South Carolina), but I don't mind spending a couple of hundred for quality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Ninja
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (UYkjZ)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)
There was pushback against it.
This History Guy bringing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zTGp1557h8
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:39 PM (dNzKv)
The movie "Swing Kids" was pretty good about the Hitler Utes and how they got the kids involved in being in the group.
"Swing Heil! Swing Heil, Peter! Swing Heil!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (R/m4+)
Doctor Who, continuing to see what props we can make out of the contents of mum's basement.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 08:51 PM (0QYMt)
At least the original series had an excuse. Their budget made Star Trek's seem girthy.
Can't imagine the Bebe today wouldn't throw some cheder to try to save the stunning and brave first female Doctor.
Probably even pay the show runner, instead of just letting him be grateful they let him have a cardboard box to sleep in in the back of one of their lots.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (3vIkC)
Scotty seems to run a tight ship, but I do not see him making everyone sign wrenches out. He seems more like a 'give each man a set of tools and expect the lads to keep up with them; kind of guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (/DVkD)
And this test was the standard throat swab, not the brain pan scrape.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
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Get em a 4 quart deep fryer and tell them to stop being a pussy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (kTF2Z)
LOL !
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2020 08:45 PM (W+kMI)
*********
And then they grow up to be evil cats with an attitude. At least my Siamese did.
She can turn from angel to devil in 5 seconds.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (NpAcC)
Siamese are Satan's breed.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (Ojki1)
I made it the other day.
Earthy... but pretty good.
Makes you "regular" or "high test" depending on your bowels. I'll just leave it at that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Never trust the numbers though at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Well Austin has Tesla...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 08:53 PM (UUBmN)
*************
Aren't they already there? When HP bought Compaq they have a pretty large facility in Spring.
But yeah, we don't need anymore Californians without seeing there voting record.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 08:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Lay face down and don't let the bubble move.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)
Someone I know wants an air fryer for Christmas. I've seen them on TV, but never used one. Does anybody have any suggestions for which might be the best? I won't say "money is no object" (if it weren't, I would be posting from Stately Poppins Manor, South Carolina), but I don't mind spending a couple of hundred for quality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Ninja
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 08:56 PM (UYkjZ)
No, they' tend to vanish.
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 08:59 PM (MLEGZ)
Europe spent Hundreds of years trying to create a stable civilization, but in spite of history, they let the muz in?
Our Betters in the EU want to get rid of the natives of Europe. The muz are their strongmen there to k*ll European men and rape the women.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 08:59 PM (ZCiJZ)
==
have you checked in the shoe store?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
No MA'AM!
Posted by: Al Bundy at December 01, 2020 08:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Us either!
Wilbur Mills
Eliot Spitzer
Ken Calvert
et al
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 08:59 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mookie
I do the same. Century Link had to come over. He is forced by the company. Told him I wasn't. Said wished he didn't have to.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Robert
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Are they Manolo's or Louboutins?.?
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (nUhF0)
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That was part of it. He also had to cut part of the retina so it would lay flat. Then filled my eye with oil which is still there. Will get that removed soon hopefully.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: db at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 08:58 PM (3H9h1)
Well, he already has epic gas, but I guess it would make it worthwhile then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (/DVkD)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jd7zyq
GA ELECTION OFFICIAL SCOLDS TRUMP: "It's all gone too far. All of it!"
A tech has "death threats and a noose. He was told he should be hung for treason."
The Secretary of State's wife is getting "sexualized threats."
"All of you who have not said a damn word are complicit!" (WASP in video cries out in pain has he commits treason)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (vPzhp)
==
have you checked in the shoe store?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
I like womens' shoes. The trouble is, too many designs these days look as though they're meant to be worn behind the ears.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 09:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (UUBmN)
Whichever one is more likely to score me a chick with big 'uns.
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:02 PM (MLEGZ)
Dr. Linda Lee Tarver is at 6h:13m on the YouTube.
Posted by: Ballot harvesting has been going on for decades at December 01, 2020 09:03 PM (BBWrU)
And no, none of you can have any. It's just a turkey breast this time, so not a lot of final product expected.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 09:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Someone I know wants an air fryer for Christmas. I've seen them on TV, but never used one. Does anybody have any suggestions for which might be the best? I won't say "money is no object" (if it weren't, I would be posting from Stately Poppins Manor, South Carolina), but I don't mind spending a couple of hundred for quality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 08:54 PM (2JVJo)
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I'm using Ninja Air Fryer. I've not had any problems with it, its one of the higher priced ones at, but goes with my other Ninja stuff. The $200 coffee maker, the not cheap priced blender. Bonus is it doesn't just do air frying. It cooks a frozen pizza real good.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (buTO7)
him making everyone sign wrenches out. He seems more like a 'give each
man a set of tools and expect the lads to keep up with them; kind of
guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 08:57 PM (/DVkD)
I don't know - he seems to be a stickler for keeping a neat ship. I agree he's not an orders man, but leaving crap laying around...I mean, lad, what are ya doin?
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (3vIkC)
the big ones take up a lot of counter space and aren't convenient to move
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nakwk)
#Election2020results From a DOJ spokesperson:
"Some media outlets have incorrectly reported that the Department has concluded its investigation of election fraud and announced an affirmative finding of no fraud in the election. That is not what the Associated Press reported nor
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
Motive: unknown. Amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo)
Apparently kidney stones, gallstones, and cancer were interesting enough to talk about...
Posted by: setnaffa at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (eaJqd)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Weed Whacker it is.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON!
I'm sorry Jewells, you could make it some cluncky jewelry.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
With that demographic, you can't go wrong with a dildo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:05 PM (Ojki1)
Or tin snips.... or rubber bands...
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (S8ePJ)
https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/
best-air-fryer/
Remove space.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Don't do it.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)
GA ELECTION OFFICIAL SCOLDS TRUMP: "It's all gone too far. All of it!"
Fuck you, asshole.
We're getting threatened with re-education camps from the people you let commit fraud.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Maybe a negligee and some size 13 heels?
Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
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Get 'em a nice razor set!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
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Shoes or an air fryer?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Infidel
a dick shaped locket to store its whacked weenie
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (nUhF0)
https://twitter.com/IvanPentchoukov/
status/1333890415662075911
Is
@UPS
supposed to carry official election material? Because I and three #DominionWatch volunteers saw a UPS truck picking up a ballet of boxes marked "official absentee" from the Secretary of State's warehouse. (video)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (wkJeZ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
With that demographic, you can't go wrong with a dildo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
CVS gift card, cause you know they are on all the meds.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (Ojki1)
Gift card for Mr Transmission.
Posted by: Dog at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (yTykr)
Just not in the mood.
Actually as far from the mood as is possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (OTzUX)
We've had one of the NuWave air fryers since last Christmas, and it works well, but it's so small it's practically useless for us. Don't know how much it was, as it was a gift.
We recently purchased a Ninja Foodie, which bakes, roasts and air fries, and flips up out of the way when we're not using it. Much bigger than the other one, and were happy with it so far. Hope that helps.
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (axyOa)
Jewells-- perhaps the "transitioning" SO would like a genetics test for Christmas.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
With that demographic, you can't go wrong with a dildo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
Get xir a cigar cutter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)
Put our Ninja Foodi on a glass cutting board with stick-on felt pads. It slides easily on the counter.
Posted by: db at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (E0PSG)
A nice music CD. I suggest "Changes" by David Bowie.
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!
omg, beer all over monitor. I should know better.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 09:00 PM (OTzUX)
Trier has the first Christian cathedral to be built in the West (in Rome: the Lateran Palace was already built; while St. Peter's is a basilica not a cathedral - and Armenia is in the East). Not sure whether it was exactly the second city of the kingdom. Rather surprising, as it isn't on the Rhine, but I guess the trade route ran through there.
Posted by: Agricius at December 01, 2020 09:09 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:07 PM (QoPXA)
Imagine, if you will, the Horde Free Clinic.
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:09 PM (MLEGZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 09:09 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 01, 2020 08:48 PM (LPnfS)
++++++
You can't sue before, during, or even after, apparently.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 01, 2020 09:09 PM (66BnU)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jd7zyq
GA ELECTION OFFICIAL SCOLDS TRUMP: "It's all gone too far. All of it!"
If they had done their fcking job in Georgia and elsewhere none of this would have happen so reap what you sow.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (9kcnL)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (DBPIP)
Be still my heart!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (wkJeZ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON!
easy peasy ...
A little black dress, ala Coco Channel. Size 29.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (6X9zF)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (DBPIP)
*shocked face*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (ofcourse/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (nakwk)
#Election2020results From a DOJ spokesperson:
"Some media outlets have incorrectly reported that the Department has concluded its investigation of election fraud and announced an affirmative finding of no fraud in the election. That is not what the Associated Press reported nor
Posted by: Braenyard
The only answer to a media question is No Comment, when will they learn.
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: db
smart!
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (nUhF0)
I'll join @MariaBartiromo in the 7am ET hour tomorrow morning to discuss the latest on our @TeamTrump
fight for #ElectionIntegrity!
---------------------------------
Haven't found anything but a picture of Barr going to the WH.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:10 PM (6X9zF)
May I suggest a course of psychiatric therapy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Ooh ooh, tampons.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Amazon?!?!?! Like the butch warrior chicks? How Insensitive!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
Trier is one of Fort Worth's Sister Cities. Two of our daughters visited there as part of a student exchange.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Good plan.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Kame-Apart seems more appropriate.
There may even still be one within 5 states of you.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON!
No problem: an all expenses-paid trip to a fundamentalist Islamic country. Let them take care of this problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
Whelp... since they're just starting out on this adventure, I'd recommend an Easy Bake Oven. Start slow. Then build up to microwave popcorn and eventually an air fryer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (OTzUX)
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I'm picturing a Tippu Tiger cannon, statues of Kali with garland of human heads, and a nice bottle of Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
May I suggest a course of psychiatric therapy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (YqDXo)
I've found my roomie for the happy fun re-education camp
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (6X9zF)
https://youtu.be/MItbtuuM0II?t=181
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 08:52 PM (UDapT)
Gawd.
Trier is/was a beautiful city.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:14 PM (axyOa)
to drawing names with my brothers family. What a freaking joke.
Brother and his wife and their kids are fine but they had to throw their
SO's in the mix. I've never even met these people and one of them is a
he transitioning into a she. I kid you not.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM
Obvious gift is obvious: https://tinyurl.com/y5snxvyx
Posted by: Bert G at December 01, 2020 09:14 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Is it wrong to hope she finds out exactly what a forearm shiver is?
If so, I don't want to be right. I want her staggering off the field, looking out through the ear hole of her helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:11 PM (R5GEP)
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Don't forget the hot iron!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Snap-On Tools?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (6X9zF)
Cool. But I called "top bunk" a long time ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (wkJeZ)
So the SOS facilitates what one candidate for President of the US feels is illegal voting and he is not happy with the pressure....
Resign. Just resign - and it all goes away. Do not take positions where you are placed in these horrible positions that require you to make reasonable man judgments on actions of folks who might have defrauded 74M people - that possibility was always a likelihood and yet you took the pay knowing it.
Kind of like a military person decrying that they were called to defend the US in some compacity. It's really lame.
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2020 09:16 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
Yeah, pretty much. I guess common sense isn't that common any more.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (3H9h1)
Perfectly explains his revenge porn political philosophy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt
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It's just so...common! **sneers down nose**
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:18 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv)
Yeah, pretty much. I guess common sense isn't that common any more.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (YkawN)
It doesn't matter who you voted for.
If this result stands, you were disenfranchised.
If the result of an election is a foregone conclusion, then EVERY vote cast is irrelevant.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:18 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:18 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Is it wrong to hope she finds out exactly what a forearm shiver is?
If so, I don't want to be right. I want her staggering off the field, looking out through the ear hole of her helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
She will be the first kicker in history to try to do a QB slide to protect herself when her kick is so short she can't run off the field fast enough to avoid any sort of contact.
And the refs will flag any opponent within 5 yards of her.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (3H9h1)
Please.
Anyone on the receiving team getting within 10 yards of her will get a roughing the kicker call with 15 for unsportsmanlike tacked on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
So the SOS facilitates what one candidate for President of the US feels is illegal voting and he is not happy with the pressure....
Resign. Just resign - and it all goes away
Unless he and the governor took kickbacks from Elias or somebody else at Perkins Coie or from the Chinese front corporation that runs Dominion Voting. Then he needs to resign and find a nice country with no extradition treaty. Cyprus is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (YkawN)
with my brothers family. What a freaking joke. Brother and his wife and
their kids are fine but they had to throw their SO's in the mix. I've
never even met these people and one of them is a he transitioning into a
she. I kid you not.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
Ooh ooh, tampons.
Chastity belt.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)
Shoot back is my answer...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: notsothoreau
Why didn't you just buy your meat at a store instead of killing a cute cow?
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (qsUEl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)
It's called a Chaz belt, h8r!!!!
Posted by: Cher at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)
It's called a Chaz belt, h8r!!!!
Posted by: Cher at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (6FeV1)
Mike Obama style it's a Chaz titty belt
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (6X9zF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Not sure I ever done that before.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 08:17
Congrats, but I'm wondering for what, I missed something. Anywho, congrats Bers.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2020 09:22 PM (rqZoM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (3H9h1)
Please.
Anyone on the receiving team getting within 10 yards of her will get a roughing the kicker call with 15 for unsportsmanlike tacked on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
Srsly, would you block her/it? I'd be doing my nails, and giving makeovers to the offensive linemen. Let her take her chances.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 09:22 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:22 PM (JWCyv)
Garcia had defeated Smith in a special election in May to fill the seat vacated by former Rep. Katie (throuple) Hill (D-Calif.), who resigned last year.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (JKNZq)
Just read the last few weeks of gun thread. Aiming, breathing, even parallax. And the price is right.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (6X9zF)
Wide receiver here. You KNOW someone delivered a good lick when you get up, say "I'm fine," and stagger off toward the wrong huddle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (YqDXo)
So what's the House split looking like now?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
No, shittybritches. It hasn't gone far enough, yet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (JKNZq)
So they won't be moooving anytime soon, then?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:24 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2020 09:22 PM (rqZoM)
He is FIRST !!
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)
If so, I don't want to be right. I want her staggering off the field, looking out through the ear hole of her helmet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
Exactly how I feel, I hope she's hit hard enough for her & future generations to learn from.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 01, 2020 09:24 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Paladin
Yup. These book companies give millions of dollars to Comey or Obama or Trumps niece who has blockbuster info.blah blah blah...and I feel pretty confident no one ever buys these books. How do they thrive? HuffPost, Ariana departed with millions, I never see mention of that site any more.
Posted by: MikeM at December 01, 2020 09:25 PM (IKT63)
Whelp... since they're just starting out on this adventure, I'd recommend an Easy Bake Oven. Start slow. Then build up to microwave popcorn and eventually an air fryer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:13 PM (3H9h1)
Hell yeah, the Easy Bake Oven and a Hello Kitty pillow is the way to go. I'm a gal, and actual lol
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:25 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (JKNZq)
So they won't be moooving anytime soon, then?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk)
That is what I herd.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:25 PM (Ojki1)
Going live on @seanhannity in 10 minutes to discuss the #CNNTapes we are releasing, tune in now!
Posted by: 9:30 EST at December 01, 2020 09:25 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel)
Shoot back is my answer...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (UUBmN)
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Was in a meeting getting taught what to do in an active shooter situation, basically, if you hear shooting, leave. Trouble with that was, there was a deaf lady who worked in a room (a room inside a 50 foot high machine). So, to throw a wrench into their nice and tidy plan I said, well what about Janice? She won't even hear them coming! Then I kept pushing it throughout the meeting. What about Janice! Janice will be shot!
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (buTO7)
Shoot back is my answer...
Two years ago while working for the Army as a civilian we had a "kinetic" active shooter drill. Basically a couple of green suiters went around to various offices with plastic replica guns and attempted to enter locked down spaces.
I took one of their "guns" from an unattended table and shot them all.
I still have the reprimand.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:24 PM (JKNZq)
Not even trying to hide it.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk)
So it behooves us to start with bovine puns?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (oqV6o)
Shoot back is my answer...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (UUBmN)
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Was in a meeting getting taught what to do in an active shooter situation, basically, if you hear shooting, leave. Trouble with that was, there was a deaf lady who worked in a room (a room inside a 50 foot high machine). So, to throw a wrench into their nice and tidy plan I said, well what about Janice? She won't even hear them coming! Then I kept pushing it throughout the meeting. What about Janice! Janice will be shot!
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (buTO7)
You either just got Janice fired or were assigned to be her work place safety buddy.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:27 PM (Ojki1)
JJ's morning update had an article about Marx. Major loser son of a bitch. No surprise.
Perfectly explains his revenge porn political philosophy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc)
Paul Johnson's book "Intellectuals" taught me that it's possible to totally flamethrow all the things... even if you don't own a flamethrower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2020 09:27 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (YkawN)
Of course he's feeling the pressure - you're SOS of GA - your principle job is to certify that elections are fair and work for the people of GA - did you not know that there would be contested elections, that emotions would run high and a large part of your voting constituents might feel cheated at some point - because you need to be a fry cook at Wendy's if that part of the job you took a paycheck for never crossed your mind.
Dismiss this SOS's whining - he should have never taken the job if he thought he would never have these issues.
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (w2LAm)
"I think it's unavoidable that you have to talk about the naked racism of Tucker Carlson... Sort of the "White Supremacy Hour" they have on Fox News every night..."
Posted by: Huh, only one hour of White Supremacy? at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (BBWrU)
So the SOS facilitates what one candidate for President of the US feels is illegal voting and he is not happy with the pressure....
Resign. Just resign - and it all goes away
Unless he and the governor took kickbacks from Elias or somebody else at Perkins Coie or from the Chinese front corporation that runs Dominion Voting. Then he needs to resign and find a nice country with no extradition treaty. Cyprus is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:20 PM (YkawN)
Eaton (chinese) construction and holding company has an office in Atlanta where SoS Brad works out of. How convenient.
There are at least about 10-20 folks doing the Lord's Work since Obama got elected digging and compiling and releasing documents. It is mind blowing how consolidated everything has become on the global stage.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (6X9zF)
Wide receiver here. You KNOW someone delivered a good lick when you get up, say "I'm fine," and stagger off toward the wrong huddle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (YqDXo)
***
Ppffttt.
That's nothing. Getting sand in your eye when blasting the ball out of a sand trap is a real bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (axyOa)
Paul Johnson's book "Intellectuals" taught me that it's possible to totally flamethrow all the things... even if you don't own a flamethrower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2020 09:27 PM (EGyGV)
That book was ghostwritten by AtC
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (6X9zF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I call bull, or is it heifer?
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (/hXg9)
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I call bull, or is it heifer?
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (/hXg9)
Heifer cow is better than no cow at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 01, 2020 09:08 PM (DBPIP)
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Well! That doesn't sound like the William Barr I know at all! /
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I call bull, or is it heifer?
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (/hXg9)
Heifer cow is better than no cow at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (nakwk)
And we are milking the puns tonight.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (Ojki1)
I still have the reprimand.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)
Reprimand? I give you a medal for thinking on your feet.
Take advantage of unsecured weapons.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (wkJeZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk)
That is what I herd.
Posted by: Bete
I'd sell and hoof it.
Posted by: Farmer Miklos at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Yep.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG)
I still have the reprimand.
Sounds like one to file under "Worth it."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:21 PM (6X9zF)
My son was a kicker and punter, and we know tons of kids who would have been thrilled to be offered the chance to walk on to a FBS football team. Obviously the Vandy campus has hundreds of guys who played high school soccer and football who can kick better than that gal. I'd guess every linebacker, wide receiver, and safety can kick better than she can.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:30 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Miklos, blood curdled at December 01, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
I still have the reprimand.
Sounds like one to file under "Worth it."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:30 PM (SchxB)
Frame that sucker.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (vPzhp)
Can you forward the names and addresses of these people? We need to "talk" to them, promptly!
Posted by: W Barr at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (oqV6o)
"I think it's unavoidable that you have to talk about the naked racism of Tucker Carlson... Sort of the "White Supremacy Hour" they have on Fox News every night..."
Posted by: Huh, only one hour of White Supremacy? at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (BBWrU)
Let's be honest, white supremacists deserve an entire International company like Disney to even be considered having 15% the total representation of the total pie of Supremacy on display.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:04 PM (nxdel)
That is not even a real thing. He will be he even in his pretty, pretty dress.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Miklos, should taken a left at Albuquerque at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (axyOa)
A true warrior.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (wkJeZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk)
So it behooves us to start with bovine puns?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
No whey!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (UYkjZ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:12 PM (nxdel)
**hugs**
I'm so sorry, Jewells.
I would have said, "I refuse to participate in celebrating somebody's perversion," and had done with it. But I'm at the age where I just have run out of fucks to give.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (AwPyG)
I bid 35 cents
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: db at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Bete
Very cheesy puns, too.
Posted by: Miklos
No whey, dude.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
Don't know, but last I heard a quarter of the new Republicans are coming from CA.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)
California is talking about going back TEN YEARS to tax refugees fleeing the People's Republic. TEN. YEARs.
How that is Constitutional is anyone's guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:26 PM (buTO7)
You either just got Janice fired or were assigned to be her work place safety buddy.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:27 PM
***
Alas poor Janice. We hardly knew ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (axyOa)
392 Cows are so cuddly. Who can resist?
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
We must know different cows.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (6X9zF)
Mainly from all over New England, but everywhere else too
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: db at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (E0PSG)
I decided not to horn in on such a fine pun theme!
Posted by: W Barr at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Miklos
No whey, dude.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
When veal this stop?
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (qsUEl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (axyOa)
A true warrior.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (wkJeZ)
So brave. So stunning.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Miklos, coming to a fork in the road at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:35 PM (6kzAH)
https://tinyurl.com/y4rncjv4
Replying to
@BenKTallmadge
Dominion's ties to China Mobile, China Telecom, China Unicom and Founder Group
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:35 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo)
It's a tax!
Posted by: SCCJ Wan Roberts at December 01, 2020 09:35 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 09:32 PM (buTO7)
Oh.
Then Janice is going to die in that event.
Karma.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (R5GEP)
Mainly from all over New England, but everywhere else too
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (AwPyG)
No flights allowed in from China.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Yep.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG)
What unit?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Miklos, about to apply the rawhide at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 09:34 PM (USW1s)
Even Dem states would prove of this!
Posted by: SCCJ Wan Roberts at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)
Oh yessir. That could be fun for the whole family. Find the weasel libs who are defrauding blue states by holding licenses in other states, voting in other states illegally, and make sure the authorities track them down to make sure they pay their "fair share" to the government.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo)
It's a tax!
Posted by: SCCJ Wan Roberts
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It's all in the Emanations and Penumbras clause.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (l0Lgi)
So Barr may be trying to be cute.
Or he's a traitor. Either/or
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (AwPyG)
413 Bull Fact: an electro-ejaculator is required to collect a bull for AI. They do get the anal probe with a current.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (R5GEP)
On my way!!
Posted by: Shep! at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (6X9zF)
This is fine.
-GOP/MSM/DNC/CCP
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (ZCiJZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y3yokcq2
#FailingNewYorkTimes of course covering up for human trafficking by calling an "adoption scheme"
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Miklos
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We've reached the tipping point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (R5GEP)
On my way!!
Posted by: Shep! at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (6X9zF)
Shotgun!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (wkJeZ)
There's a famous case from the 30's during the depression. The Campbell Soup heir died, and he spent half the year in NY and half in FLA.
Legally, you can only have one "residence" but each state wanted that estate tax money, and neither would budge.
So the heirs had to pay taxes to both
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Not the Good and Plenty Clause?
Posted by: Miklos, having an Ike and Mike at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Miklos
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We've reached the tipping point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (l0Lgi)
Time to put it out to pasture?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos
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We've reached the tipping point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Cow! My balls!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (UYkjZ)
So Barr may be trying to be cute.
Or he's a traitor. Either/or
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:37 PM (AwPyG)
DHS can investigate, they cannot Prosecute.
Barr did not even bother to talk to the President's team before his announcement of 'these are not the droids you are looking for'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Ben Had
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TMI! TMI!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (l0Lgi)
How that is Constitutional is anyone's guess.
That's just step 1. Step 2 will be anyone who ever lived in California will be required to pay state income tax for life. Step 3 will be anyone who ever visited the state, even if it was just a layover at an airport.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (SchxB)
John Roberts adopted kids. Hmm.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:39 PM (AwPyG)
Neither heir nor their.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM (R5GEP
*glances at business cards*
I do a bit of cybersecurity automation work. Not quite "artificial intelligence", but not too far from it. How much are you asking for these AIs derived from angry electro-ass-blasted bulls? I may find uses for such.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM (vPzhp)
++++++++
All roads lead back to china.
They need to be nuked.
Twice, as per custom.
Posted by: pmurT at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Miklos, noting that carpaccio is not made from carp at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Dominion's ties to China Mobile, China Telecom, China Unicom and Founder Group
This is fine.
-GOP/MSM/DNC/CCP
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (ZCiJZ)
Did you click the link? A network engineer from China who worked for Dominion once worked at China Telecom. That's it. That's the "ties".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (l0Lgi)
Poor Guam.
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 09:42 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 09:42 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 09:29 PM (4+gTH)
Barr was called to the WH for a spanking - or I don't know business people like Trump.
You never, ever, tell the press or anyone else for that matter something you know that should have been told to the Boss first...that's rule number one with these guys. And Barr violated that rule. He told the press that he'd conducted an "investigation" of fraud and found it wanting...dollars gets you donuts he was asked to the WH to present to his boss that "investigation" and its findings and guess what?
The DOJ then releases some lame statement that they are still "investigating." This is DC speak for we should never had said anything about something we've done zero about and the big guy called up the AG up and pulled his pants down on it...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2020 09:42 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Miklos, not wishing to inquire further at December 01, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
You usually gotta pay extra for that.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: hogmartin
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Ah. Now that there is some fuzzy logic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (ELgVT)
Question for the lawyers ...
The Tank of GA is harvesting ballots.
Ballot harvesting is illegal in GA. Pre-emptively sue for intent to defraud ???
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days
Wut? There's all kinds of no such thing. What are you trying to accomplish? Once you ascertain that, then you ask why you are trying to do that (in plain English). Then once you know what you want and why, you hire a good lawyer who understands both Plain English and Legalese, and can translate your Plain English into Legalese. If you you want to hire an even better one, hire one who can translate your Plain English -- NOT into Legalese -- but into Pithy Plain English. Then you have a really good lawyer.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 09:44 PM (Msrhc)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ax4mtz
That was fun...
Speaking of towers... 1/
Replying to
@We_Have_Risen
Anyone want to talk about the "Listeners"?
That pathway though 2/
Replying to
@We_Have_Risen
All internet, all the time...
I can't even explain how easy it is to penetrate these systems, networks, machines... 3/
Replying to
@We_Have_Risen
We have straight up been infiltrated by enemies foreign and domestic...
Some of which who have taken an oath to protect you from exactly what they are or have become...
Just letting y'all know. Not going to happen. You showed yourselves and about to feel the heat... 4/ CONT...
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:45 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (ELgVT)
When cows are calfs one might consider them fuzzy. However, I think they lose the essential fuzziness as they come closer and closer to the form I would like to eat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:45 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:45 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Shocking, it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 09:45 PM (ELgVT)
I think it is Trumps duty, if he loses, to blow it all up and tell the
CIA, pentagon, Fbi etc.. to f off. Pardon snowden and Assange so they
can write books. Fuck 2024, burn down the House what his voters want
I am A-OK with this plan.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2020 09:46 PM (MLEGZ)
A John Roberts on the Epstein flight logs. Hmmm...
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
yep.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:46 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 01, 2020 09:46 PM (O/xv0)
Posted by: Ben Had
You usually gotta pay extra for that.
Posted by: Vanya
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:46 PM (UYkjZ)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (JWCyv)
CIA, pentagon, Fbi etc.. to f off. Pardon snowden and Assange so they
can write books. Fuck 2024, burn down the House what his voters want
I am A-OK with this plan.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America
Seconded.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (QoPXA)
Hope you all have a lovely night.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, but then the steal wouldn't have worked.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (JWCyv)
Shouldn't that be 'Don't do or die'?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (aKqzO)
You know what's interesting? Didn't he adopt two boys? Because his bio says one of those boys is now a girl
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 09:45 PM (6kzAH)
It's Trump's Duty to institute the Insurrection Act for several States in a constant state of rebellion. Full stop.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (JWCyv)
Lefty governors wet dream.
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jonah
Jonah Johnson is right!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (O/xv0)
I'm shocked by this.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Now THAT'S how you stop the spread.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (UYkjZ)
connections , etc have been done prior to this election?
Why? That would mean that Trump could have won, something that the DNC/RNC did not want.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
Probably discover that CA was really red and the nation was rife with election fraud. Politicians would displace illegal aliens as the #1 social group in federal prisons.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (JWCyv)
I think Lil' Kim is watching WAY too much of our news. Or just wants an excuse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (/DVkD)
It's juvenile but what they hey...
Washington DC:
- Democrat controlled (or DeepState controlled)
- Dick Chits
- Don't Care
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2020 09:42 PM (w2LAm)
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It's possible. But if I recall, Barr said in an interview that his job would be easier if Trump would stop tweeting so much. That's not something you say in public if you are really worried about what your boss might do to you. So I doubt Barr is too worried the WH has to say to him now.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 09:50 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 09:47 PM (JWCyv)
I think Lil' Kim is watching WAY too much of our news. Or just wants an excuse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (/DVkD)
He's either lost it or it's an excuse for draconian measures, just like in the US, or the rest of the world for that matter. Always hard to tell from a distance.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 09:51 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 01, 2020 09:51 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
I'm not talking about an official government investigation. I'm talking about the same Trump people who are now revealing all of this information.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
Back in April, I found that quercetin is an ionophore like HCQ that passes zinc into the cells. I have taken vitamin D for years and added zinc and quercetin daily. Way, way back in high school I lost a lot of my sense of smell from a bad cold that may have included a bacterial infection.
This year my sense of smell has improved of lot. I think it is from the zinc and quercetin. Note that it is the zinc that is thought to stop the virus. HCQ without zinc or in people deficient in vitamin D will give meaningless results. Quercetin is weaker than HCQ, is in natural foods and would be best as a prophylactic. Waiting until you are sick may be too late. Low cost stuff. A whole year's supply is less than one visit to the doctor. Maybe just a placebo, but its my placebo. (And my sense of smell is better and I definitely noticed this before people were talking about the loss of taste and smell from Covid.)
Posted by: FlimFlamed at December 01, 2020 09:52 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:52 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
I have never knowingly eaten veal. I am strange when it comes to steak. I want the largest cut at any restaurant (within reason) cooked medium rare. As an intellectual exercise, filet minion with the bacon wrapped around it sounds great, but that goes completely out of my thought process when confronted with the menu.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 09:52 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
How much easier can it get when you ain't doing shit to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:52 PM (UYkjZ)
https://youtu.be/fmyidCAFMtg
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
He has to save face.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2020 09:54 PM (EZebt)
How that is Constitutional is anyone's guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
True, but that's entirely different if you actually re-register to vote. In the 1970's, my mother had to write to the California board that regulates shorthand ("court") reporters and demand they take her off the active list since she had moved to Virginia permanently. It took awhile. She said she didn't want any nonsense with tax liability or whatever. None ever happened, but smart thinking.
I let my Va bar active license expire and they begged me for several years to keep at least inactive status (I didn't). I was too lazy to mail them a check for $50. It had also become a what's-the-point? I will say this: the Virginia bar was the hardest exam, in any subject, I have ever taken. I had never, ever before spent any time thinking about how to explain to my parents that I failed. I spent the entire 6 hour drive from Roanoke to Annandale thinking about that. (I passed. Somehow.)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 09:54 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miklos,
Wasn't that Hank Johnson too?
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (QoPXA)
John Conyers
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 09:54 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (AwPyG)
are you sure? I thought the pic from his swearing in had a girl and a boy. Roberts looks gay to me, always has. Not that I care, but maybe his family would.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 09:54 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (QoPXA)
Sue the Tank as a specific person breaking the law.
Whistle blowers are mentioning that they were denied access to counting rooms which was their right as poll watchers.
Name names and sue those specific individuals as law breakers.
Many commenters here have mentioned that things won't change unless there are consequences ... so here is a consequence. "You" denied me my rights as a poll watcher and I am suing "You".
The Tank is breaking the law by ballot harvesting. As a Republican voter who was denied my right to a fair election, I am suing her. {i.e. if I lived in GA.}
OJ beat the murder rap, but he lost in Civil Court.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (vPzhp)
If only the government recognized the duly elected current President of the United States as their CinC.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (oqV6o)
Bull Fact: an electro-ejaculator is required to collect a bull for AI. They do get the anal probe with a current.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM
I've been tellin' you people for years: Ben Had throws The Best parties
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (VBkqy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/y243djd2
Cuomo, and Bill deBlasio #NYC
Hear this man, he's a Patriot.
He is absolutely right
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:36 PM
I've been tellin' you people for years: Ben Had throws The Best parties
Posted by: AltonJackson
TMI.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (UYkjZ)
Supposedly the Chicoms didn't buy them out until October.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (oVJmc)
It makes sense; think how hard it is to take them down if even the "gang of 8" is corrupt..
And apparently there's a military FISA-type court that allows surveillance without congressional oversight
We'll see, hopefully
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (QoPXA)
John Conyers
Posted by: Gilded
Thanks. They all talk the same to me.
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (QoPXA)
Two Irish kids, and in contravention of Irish law, NTTATWWT
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (vPzhp)
If only the government recognized the duly elected current President of the United States as their CinC.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (oqV6o)
The military does. Spooks in 3 letter agencies outside of the military don't seem to. guess who would win?
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (oZuI0)
This is fine.
-GOP/MSM/DNC/CCP
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 09:38 PM (ZCiJZ)
Did
you click the link? A network engineer from China who worked for
Dominion once worked at China Telecom. That's it. That's the "ties".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 09:41 PM (IbxQb)
You're really trying to get the Dominion Employee of the Year Award this year, aren't you.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 09:58 PM (DZpnV)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:58 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (RuIsu)
'Leave the fucking fence alone, you animals!!!!!!'
Posted by: G.K. Chesterkraken, all out of fucks to give at December 01, 2020 09:58 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2020 09:58 PM (R5GEP)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 01, 2020 09:58 PM (O/xv0)
October 27, 2020
120 year prison sentence
Where does NXIVM intersect with State Dept, Libya + Ghislaine?
@BenKTallmadge
@CarrollQuigley1
@BabeReflex_8
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:59 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Covix at December 01, 2020 09:59 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (oVJmc)
So much more info than just that. The fact they did Venezuela's election and the subsequent controversy should have raised alarms.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 09:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 09:50
Yes, it'a a bit odd. Something is going on behind the scenes we aren't privy too, even by leaks.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (rqZoM)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: vivi at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (VBkqy)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2020 09:57 PM (l3+k2)
It's long past time to break up the party.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (DZpnV)
Mainly from all over New England, but everywhere else too
--
If I fill out a fake--or counterfeit--PA ballot in NY, I've committed no crime.
This was a massive multi-state conspiracy to commit vote fraud.
Each of the main steps was--by itself--legal; the players kept separate from the others.
Except, of course, the last step.
But. The beauty of this--each step of the way, dupes were convinced they were following the law or not committing a crime.
There is one crime the one guy knew was a crime-- there's a postal worker who was paid to post-mark.
He is a dead man now.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (eC8IF)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (vPzhp)
If only the government recognized the duly elected current President of the United States as their CinC.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (oqV6o)
The US Civil Defense Assoc seems to be on board.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (axyOa)
China buying Dominion in October, too late to do the election rigging themselves, was China's payoff to those rigging the election.
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM
Exactly This
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (VBkqy)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (EgshT)
I think it has to do with being able to roll the coup up and put them in jail.
He couldn't do anything with congress or federal law enforcement--only see what happened with Hillary's servers, etc.
Again, according to Q (grain of salt) this is a tightrope act with military intel, because it had to have absolutely no leaks.
Makes sense
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:02 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 01, 2020 10:02 PM (EgshT)
https://tinyurl.com/y2bs5cbj
1/
@99freemind
does it again!
@BenKTallmadge
@CarrollQuigley1
@almostjingo
@MadAddictSport
@BabeReflex_8
@passion_ii
@DawsonSField
@RevisitedRick
@SeekerOTL
@We_Have_Risen
***Micronesia Edition to DC Edition***
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 09:48 PM (vPzhp)
If only the government recognized the duly elected current President of the United States as their CinC.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (oqV6o)
Fortunately you don't put down an insurrection with bureaucrats, you only need the men with guns.
Posted by: Dalek the Masquerade at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 09:55 PM (oqV6o)
--------------
The 350th Military Intelligence Brigade does.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (CZm2G)
Good Night and God Bless
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: G.K. Chesterkraken, all out of fucks to give at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (DZpnV)
All we have to do is not vote for them. The big donor class nationally couldn't win a small city election with their votes, much less a national one.
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (6kzAH)
Do not forget your Exit Visa.
That is how to avoid the follow on taxation.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (6kzAH)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 09:50 PM (4+gTH)
Maybe...but Trump never impressed me as someone who wouldn't say "you're fired" if he didn't need you.
I'm guessing he needed Barr then and that's what you do when you need someone. When you don't, you call them to the office and you pull their pants down when they make an ass of themselves. I'm guessing from the DOJ release tonight, that's what happened.
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (w2LAm)
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