Obnoxiously Leftwing Former Actress Ellen Page Decides She's Not Getting Enough Attention or Work Lately, Decides She's a Transgender Now

Leftwing lunatic and aging former child actor Ellen Page has had a history with "coming out" as whatever sexual minority was trendiest and "hottest" at the time.

Previously, she decided she was a lesbian when being a lesbian was The New Black.

But being a lesbian doesn't shock any longer.

So now she's "trans," and she'll -- um, he'll -- be called "Elliot."

Elliot Page.

I would say "This is not a joke" but... isn't it?

Ellen Page is transgender and will now go by the name Elliot Page, he announced on social media Tuesday.
"I feel lucky to be writing this. To be here. To have arrived at this place in my life," he wrote. "I feel overwhelming gratitude for the incredible people who have supported me along this journey. I can’t begin to express how remarkable it feels to finally love who I am enough to pursue my authentic self."
Page, 33, said he will use he/they pronouns.

The "he/they pronouns." Um, "he" is a subject pronoun, "him" is an object pronoun.

So you'd say: I gave the ball to him. Object.

"He" now says his object pronoun is "they," so if you're writing about "Elliot" Page now, you are required to say:

"He demands that you call they by his proper pronouns."

We're no longer just rewriting the rules of grammar to let the plural "they" be a singular person's pronoun.

Now we're rewriting grammar to make the subject pronoun "they" an object pronoun, too.

This is even more moronically mentally ill than the usual moronically mentally ill bullshit.

Hey, let's further debase and deform the language by permitting Jared-Loughler-level mental cases to make up a new Lunatic Grammar for us, huh?

Remember, the Oscars now have quota rules for transexuals. Also remember that "Elliot" Page hasn't worked very much for years.

Now: Imagine that these two seemingly-unconnected facts are perhaps very connected indeed.

You can't change your race to become a privileged minority.

But with a single Tweet, you can change your "gender identity" to a privileged minority, deserving of quota positions and minority set-asides.

Elliot Page and his wife, Emma Porter.
Emma Porter married they in 2018.

Please don't laugh at they.

There is nothing funny about they. He is a normal person. You should show respect to they.

Say the Gay Away: Commenters point out that with one simple declaration -- "I'm a dude now or whatever" -- Ellen has converted herself from a lesbian female into a heterosexual male.

Glad to have another one on Team Hetero!

Welcome aboard! There will be no flan.

"Tranglish:" So vmom dubs this bizarre new nongrammatical pidgin language.

ShainS. tells me not to forget about "Transplaining."

It's ma'am!

Posted by: Ace at 01:58 PM

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1

The many labias of Dobie Gillis...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (nUhF0)

3
It pulls the ripcords, frantically, but its career continues to augur in ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

4 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (R5lpX)

5 Insert E.T. joke here.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)

6 They should go to hell

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (MPYWI)

7 With the help of some nylon webbing and some Velcro, you can be anything you want to be Honey.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (2Wa+h)

8 "But can she kick a football?" -- The NFL

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (RmOdj)

9 Page who?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (/Dgcm)

10 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (vcOmj)

11 Sure, why the fuck not.

Sew one on, pump it up, shove it in.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (8B6Ng)

12 Whatever is going on the right side of that picture...

it ain't right.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (2Wa+h)

13 They are a pair. Will take a while to figure out what.

Posted by: oldraceral at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (Bfhnl)

14
The "he/they pronouns." Um, "he" is a subject pronoun, "him" is an object pronoun.

So you'd say: I gave the ball to him. Object.

"He" now says his object pronoun is "they," so if you're writing about "Elliot" Page now, you are required to say:

"He demands that you call they by his proper pronouns."

We're no longer just rewriting the rules of grammar to let the plural "they" be a singular person's pronoun.

Now we're rewriting grammar to make the subject pronoun "they" an object pronoun, too.

As I neither care, nor have opportunity to address it, I choose not to give a fook as to what it wants to be called.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (pNxlR)

15 Sirs:

I would gladly fuck a turkey sandwich.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 01, 2020 02:00 PM (nuqdl)

16 She's the OP mutant in Umbrella Academy (of course the strongest one has to be teh ghey). Her acting there is as wooden as every other thing she's been in.

Posted by: Ronchris at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (L513/)

17 Will she get a fake penis and chop off her breasts or is this a little more acting routine?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (WkPC9)

18 No matter how lame my comment I made the Top Ten!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (/Dgcm)

19 hey should go to hell
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (MPYWI)

I don't think they ever left, we've just joined them.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (8B6Ng)

20 **Eyes scan cockpit instrument panel**

**Finger taps the Give-O-Shitameter**

Still registers Zero.

Resumes day.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (axyOa)

21 guys i'm now a trans or whatever

my new trans name is susan or whatever

i want a glowing profile in the NYT or whatever

Posted by: "Miss" ace at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (nuqdl)

22 This stuff is how you know Satan is real.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (6DieP)

23 so Ellen was a lesbian
but Elliot is now straight, right?

Without surgery or hormones, just by belief
How is thus differernt from praying the gay away?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (nUhF0)

24 "This person", "that person", "these persons", and "those persons" are now the pronouns I will use for everyone, all the time. Back to the yard work. If anybody gives me any guff for not wearing a face diaper, I shall tell that person that the Governor has already stated that they are unnecessary.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

25 I think Ace is on to something her as it pertains to motivation. Maybe she can get the role that Halle Berry had to pull out of.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (qe5CM)

26 Corgis called.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (RmOdj)

27 I feel really bad for Ellen Page, I'm sure she suffered some ghastly trauma in her youth because she went from cutie in a couple films to crazy at lightspeed and she keeps doubling down.

Or maybe she was just always nuts, I mean look at Crispin Glover.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

28 Pity. I kind of liked her early work...which, come to think of it, is pretty much her ONLY work.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (C+We0)

29 I never heard of thys pyrsyn until now. I will never hear of this prysyn again. If I'm lucky.

Posted by: somewhere north of I-64 at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (uxUoN)

30 Is he going to be fired from the Umbrella Academy now so that they can hire a woman to take his place?
After all, you can't have a man playing a woman, that wouldn't be cool.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (IaI0l)

31 Poor Emma Porter thought she was marrying her lesbian lover. Turns out she likes dick as much as a normal woman and also supports the patriarchy.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (R5lpX)

32 hey should go to hell
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (MPYWI)

I don't think they ever left, we've just joined them.

============

I wanna go home

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (MPYWI)

33 ROROR!

RMAO!

LOFR!

Posted by: Chinese Communist Invaders at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (JWCyv)

34 How else to explain this delusion unquestionably accepted by so many.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (6DieP)

35
You cannot figure out what you are in the gender realm, fine. Accept my term for you -- "it".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

36 Really does scream to the heavens of "Daddy didn't pay enough attention to meeeeeeeeee!!!!" doesn't it?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (NYS7S)

37 Did she get the addadicktome done.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)

38 "You can't change your race to become a privileged minority."

Isn't that what Shaun King, a.k.a., "Talcum X", did and is still doing even after being outed?

Posted by: Mookie at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (3vIkC)

39 Ewe. With apologies to all female sheep.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

40 Umbrella Academy - First season was ok, Second season they went full lgbytasfg whatever retard.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (/Dgcm)

41 Crispin Glover's dad, Bruce Glover, was one of the two gay hitmen in Diamonds Are Forever.

I just heard that on a video.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (nuqdl)

42 Can I declare my pronouns are hic, haec, hoc, and that anyone who declines them incorrectly is guilty of a hate crime?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (7X3UV)

43 transhumanism is next

I'm there for it - but I just want to go full robotic

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (j9HX3)

44 Maybe Bruce Jenner's penis has been properly preserved? They can use that.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (Ggb9q)

45 Can you pilot a Vespa while riding Side-Saddle?

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (2Wa+h)

46 Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (ifmtJ)

47 So, does this mean her lesbian wife is now heterosexual?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (4+gTH)

48
This. This is why you don't toss your kids into the degenerate wolves' lair of Hollywood. This is what they become.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (BvLWD)

49 She and her partner are both ugly and ridiculous.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (a0IVu)

50 Don't care.

Luxury Belief for a Hollywoodite who doesn't have to suffer for it.

Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (vmRc0)

51 This is f'ed up

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (Zmnko)

52 Elliot,

ET said to not bother phoning home.

No one will pick up

Posted by: rozel at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (EJ2Rs)

53 Just never write another word about this freak.

Grammar confusion goes poof.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (Apbdw)

54 I've seen Inception.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) notes at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

55 So what's the penalty for not Selective Service registering for 15 years?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (xfb67)

56 You will be made to celebrate the freak show.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (JWCyv)

57 I had to read the _Emma Porter married they in 2018_ about 4 times before I actually understood it. My brain kept wanting to re-write it as _they married in 2018_.

UGH

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (XeEyo)

58 Natalie Imbrulia looks more like a guy than Ellen Page does.

This is just stupid.

She's straight, then lesbian, now male and soon... a gay male.

Drugs are cheaper and more fun, Ellen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 02:04 PM (ifmtJ)

59 I have a friend who is still a tomboy till this day, in her 40s. If she was growing up today and in this country, she would have been pressured and maybe even convinced her to mutilate herself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (6DieP)

60 Again I fall back on my southern roots: A cat can have kittens in an oven but that don't make them biscuits.

Ellen/Elliot is still a chick no matter what she chooses to call herself and she will remain a chick even if she self-mutilates.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (946rW)

61 I'm gonna be double trans like omeine suggested earlier

a woman who is a transman who us a transwoman

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (nUhF0)

62 The seven genders of dr Lao

Posted by: PC movie reboots at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (5LhWh)

63 This stuff is how you know Satan is real.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!)

Is he/she/they trans?

And after all, aren't we just one slow dance with someone of the same.......gender (?) to becoming gay or trans or just annoyed?

Personally, I'm just annoyed at how stupid everything has become.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

64 I kind of liked her early work...which, come to think of it, is pretty much her ONLY work.

She's gotten more work as an animated character video games like Last of Us than real life. And I don't think they even gave her credit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

65 I see the gal on the right has the correct uniform for a member of the NK government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (WEBkv)

66 Although...now she 'qualifies' to play all those trans roles that studios are shoving down our throats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)

67 She's desperate for attention because her career died when she said she was a lesbian. Guys just don't want to see a "manic pixie dream girl" who will never be interested in them.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (naEeR)

68 Encouraging your child to become involved in the performing arts is a form of child abuse

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

69 Please don't laugh at they.

I'm sorry. I judge.

She is mentally ill.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (na0uG)

70 I'm reminded of George Carlin.

"They want me to call that thing in the street a person hole cover! What do you call a lady's man, a person's person?!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (C+We0)

71 what an ugly couple

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (IYHxL)

72 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

73 so she just leaves the strap-on on all day?

Posted by: brak at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (cG+eD)

74 Any chick can be a dude, really.

It just takes the right Crooked Neck Squash and some Rubber Cement.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (2Wa+h)

75 *scratches head*

Wait, the one on the LEFT is the tranny?

Also, do not get me started on the pronoun thing. Just. Don't.

Posted by: pookysgirl, English major at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (XKZwp)

76 James O'Keefe at Project Veritas has been eavesdropping and recording daily conference calls with all the bigwigs at CNN for a couple months. He just told Zucker about it during the one this morning. He's going to start releasing some of the recordings tonight. lol.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (RGRIY)

77 You will be made to celebrate the freak show.

And that's what pisses me off.. Do what you want but don't try to make me celebrate it...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (Zmnko)

78 We're no longer just rewriting the rules of grammar to let the plural "they" be a singular person's pronoun.

Now we're rewriting grammar to make the subject pronoun "they" an object pronoun, too.

That's the point. When the rules are always changing then you're always in danger of being wrong and suffering the consequences. The only choices are a) suck up to the privileged class in hopes that your transgressions will be forgiven, or b) fight back.

Ellen Page is a mentally ill woman. She desperately needs to be institutionalized.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (jOcSX)

79 The meteor is late.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (kA3Cp)

80 The androgynes must be stopped!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (vPzhp)

81 So if she starts her own company and tries to trade on the NASDAQ she's basically screwed without hiring a, you know, a real woman and some person of colour?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (axyOa)

82
A cat can have kittens in an oven but that don't make them biscuits.

Well, sure, if the oven is OFF.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (pNxlR)

83 48
This. This is why you don't toss your kids into the degenerate wolves' lair of Hollywood. This is what they become.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (BvLWD)

Same thing is happening in schools, so.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (6DieP)

84 I've seen Inception.

That was the film that convinced me that she's not a very good actress. She was boring and inconsequential in the movie. In fact ALL the actors were, they were like scenery, rather than characters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

85 That couple's photo reminds me of Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love video. Only as far as the cloning, not the love.

Posted by: Downcast at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (nJyUX)

86 23 so Ellen was a lesbian
but Elliot is now straight, right?

Without surgery or hormones, just by belief
How is thus differernt from praying the gay away?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (nUhF0)
_________

I think you've got something there. And isn't that a felony in California?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (7X3UV)

87 these people are mentally ill

but they have created this narrative to help them pretend they are not, and have shamed normal people into accepting that narrative

Never.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (iTXRQ)

88 It pulls the ripcords, frantically, but its career continues to augur in ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

A show business rewrite of Blood on the Risers is needed.

Posted by: Vanya at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (aKqzO)

89 Was Emma Porter originally a guy?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (qlFIA)

90 I have never heard of Ellen Page. This introduction is not helpful to it.

Posted by: DanMan at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (aUOqu)

91 OT: NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on its exchange must have at least two members of their board of directors from underrepresented groups, or face de-listing.

Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (Owmx+)

92 Yourrr'e Nooooott Ehh Lii Otttt

Youuuu Psychooo Biiiitch

Posted by: E. T. at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (2DOZq)

93 On the bright side, beating his ass won't be construed as misogyny now.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) notes at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

94 Emma Porter looks like someone tried to assemble a crazy person over the phone.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (T1P1d)

95 84 I've seen Inception.

That was the film that convinced me that she's not a very good actress. She was boring and inconsequential in the movie. In fact ALL the actors were, they were like scenery, rather than characters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

DiCaprio was fine. Everyone else was forgettable, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (ifmtJ)

96 also, of the two 'persons' in that photo-

who fucks who?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)

97 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

Drop in the bucket compared to what's coming on the 21st of January.

And every dime of this printed fiat will be "bipartisan".

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (NYS7S)

98 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (22mNy)

99 Whats the pronoun for "crazy"

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (Xih1H)

100 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

This is a trick question, isn't it?

Posted by: Vanya at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (aKqzO)

101 Hard Candy was tough to watch. At least M.Page will be well versed in undoing her surgery later.

Posted by: Downcast at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (nJyUX)

102 Yourrr'e Nooooott Ehh Lii Otttt

Youuuu Psychooo Biiiitch

Posted by: E. T. at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM

Snoooorrrrttt!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (axyOa)

103 wait, Ellen Page was in Inception?
I only remember DiCaprio

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (nUhF0)

104 Guys just don't want to see a "manic pixie dream girl" who will never be interested in them.

See also "The career of Melissa Etheridge"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

105 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

----------------------

I had no idea!

Posted by: that one guy living in the mountains without internet at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv)

106 Insane asylums were once purposed built for people like her.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

107 99 Whats the pronoun for "crazy"
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (Xih1H)

Socialist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

108 OT: NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on
its exchange must have at least two members of their board of directors
from underrepresented groups, or face de-listing.

Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (Owmx+)

Lawsuits for breaching fiduciary duty in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (946rW)

109 so she because a he became a she?
or he became a she became a he?

maybe he/she will next come out as at otter.

looking at google I see both of these:

Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page (born February 21, 1987) is a Canadian actress and producer. She first became known for her role in the series Pit Pony (1997-2000), for which she won a Young Artist Award, and for her recurring roles in Trailer Park Boys (2002) and ReGenesis (2004).
-and-
Elliot Philpotts-Page is a Canadian actor and producer. He first became known for his role in the series Pit Pony, for which he won a Young Artist Award, and for his recurring roles in Trailer Park Boys and ReGenesis.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (4a9Vv)

110 I saw Appropriated Phallus open for The Scissor Sisters back in 08.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (2Wa+h)

111 wait, Ellen Page was in Inception?
I only remember DiCaprio

Exactly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

112 You can call yourself whatever your crazy ass wants.

Got a cooch? You're a chick.

I don't have to go along with your crazy.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (ZR7kf)

113 Was Emma Porter originally a guy?
Posted by: 18-1

No. Split tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (na0uG)

114 Isn't she on some Netflix show? How's that going to work.

Is she just identifying as a dude or does she plan on cutting off her boobs? Actually, never mind. I don't really care.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (6DieP)

115 I said in a previous willowed comment that I have changed my mind and do not care if these people mutilate themselves into oblivion. I won't participate in their mental illness though, she is a she.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

116 76 James O'Keefe at Project Veritas has been eavesdropping and recording daily conference calls with all the bigwigs at CNN for a couple months. He just told Zucker about it during the one this morning. He's going to start releasing some of the recordings tonight. lol.
Posted by: I Have Questions at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (RGRIY)

He's been listening for months and he waits until NOW to do something?

He's on the grift. I'm convinced of it, now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (ifmtJ)

117 Emma Porter looks like someone tried to assemble a crazy person over the phone.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (T1P1d)

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Vanya at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (aKqzO)

118 91 OT: NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on its exchange must have at least two members of their board of directors from underrepresented groups, or face de-listing.
Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (Owmx+)

___

Cool.
- Exchanges in China

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (22mNy)

119 98 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.
Posted by: Asshoes

Yes, its a easy circular file filter on resumes

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (Xih1H)

120 Ellen Page always looked like she had dirty greasy hair.

I did like Whip It though.

Posted by: E. T. at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (2DOZq)

121 How is Deadhorse Alaska this time of year? I need to relocate.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

122 Those "people" tell us Sidney Powell is a nutter.
And those "people" have more power than you.
They are winning.

Posted by: Drc at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (vbaSG)

123 Love the Michael Aquino clone standing next to her. Very cool, Satan.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (vPzhp)

124 72 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

Mittens never misses an opportunity to shit in the punch bowl.

Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (vmRc0)

125 115 I said in a previous willowed comment that I have changed my mind and do not care if these people mutilate themselves into oblivion. I won't participate in their mental illness though, she is a she.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

The problem is you will be shunned or perhaps imprisoned for stating that fact.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (s2VJv)

126 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.

Whoa. Who saw that coming?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

Oh shit, this is the real reason the GOPe wants Trump gone. It's so obvious in retrospect!

*slaps forhead*

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (q177U)

127 Why flying saucers don't land.

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RuIsu)

128 Her acting career apparently dried up. She can't even do commercials anymore. But the attention whore side of her remains. So this is what you get.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RnjQi)

129 Of alien sock

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (2DOZq)

130 The narcissism score here has to be reported using a log scale. Everybody needs to look at me and remember what pronoun I demand you use for me. There are 74 pronouns now. No one can remember them, but if you misgender someone, you have to pay a fine and may go to jail. I want to take this to SCOTUS.

Posted by: iandeal at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (jb/N9)

131 121 How is Deadhorse Alaska this time of year? I need to relocate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

Cold. I was thinking somewhere in Puglia or Umbria.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

132 They just want to keep the money printing graft going as long as possible. Trump is truly alone, and in that respect truly remarkable.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (q177U)

133 Heather Has ~~Two~~ One-And-A-Half Mommies.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RmOdj)

134 Gotta try to out crazy the crazy

Posted by: Nckate at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (rEqap)

135 121 How is Deadhorse Alaska this time of year? I need to relocate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

Cold.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RnjQi)

136 How is Deadhorse Alaska this time of year? I need to relocate.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM

**Paws ground with hoof**

Moved there years ago. Fucking Wilbur!

Posted by: Zombie Mr Ed at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (axyOa)

137 I sent the bitch some dick glitter.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (yTRuK)

138 Now we can tell "they" to shut the fuck up. He should however, fit in with the rest of the white privileged, mansplaining, dickless soy boi, SJWs.

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (sd88P)

139 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

140 I'm sorry, Elliot, you can now no longer be on the board of Page Charisma Hole Inc.

Posted by: NASDAQ at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (El2dZ)

141 Riley Dennis is another big trans activist. Has zero interest in any medical portions of the "transition"; no hormones, no surgery. Just has long hair and wears dresses and makeup, and has a bisexual girlfriend.

Uh, dude? You're a straight man who just has unusual fashion sense...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (H3MF8)

142 Link to the senate's state bailout bill disguised as COVID relief story;

https://tinyurl.com/y5nsuw8q

They don't have the bill text posted yet. Because of course they don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

143 137 I sent the bitch some dick glitter.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (yTRuK)

I saw Dick Glitter open for Gary Glitter at Earls Court in 1970.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (s2VJv)

144 Hollywood fucks another one.

Meh.

Enjoy eternity. Methinks it won't turn out like you thought.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

145 I am proud to be OCT-SEXUAL !!!!!!!!!

A Oct-sexual person is someone who engages in sexual intercourse with males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, plants, aliens, inanimate objects, and ideas...

You should be proud of me too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (nOJDr)

146 ===Hard Candy was tough to watch.

Art is art, bigot.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (vPzhp)

147 This stuff is how you know Satan is real.

***

The Gnostic nature of the modern left is fascinating (and horrifying). You can change reality just by wishing it so, well, if you have the secret knowledge that only the most woke of liberals do.

Unfortunately it only works across the board if you make everyone believe the same lies. Otherwise those darn conservatives keep making Utopia fail with their BADTHINK.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (qlFIA)

148 You know, I read "The Narrative" and got a few good laughs out of it.

But, gad, people have to stop writing parody, because it's giving people ideas.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (WEBkv)

149 Obama:
We Have to Get Back To Where
"The Truth Means Something," Put
"Thoughtful Pressure" On Social Media

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (CZm2G)

150 NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on its exchange must have
at least two members of their board of directors from underrepresented
groups,
conservatives are underrepresented, right?

Posted by: brak at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (cG+eD)

151 Elliot, Idiot. Whatever

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (bTT9D)

152 Ellen makes more sense as an asexual being named Pat.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (uhPTO)

153 Honestly, I don't really care. You want to call yourself a dude? Have at it. I can call myself the King of All Britannia too. We're both just making shit up, but whatever makes you happy.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (22mNy)

154 I'd never heard of this disgusting piece of shit. I guess my luck was bound to run out sometime.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

155 Ellen Page's best work was putting her hands on either side of Wolverine's head and staring glassily for two hours in that time travel X-Men movie.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (El2dZ)

156 Glad I grew up in the late 1950's............ Thank God

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (nOJDr)

157 137 I sent the bitch some dick glitter.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (yTRuK)

I saw Dick Glitter open for Gary Glitter at Earls Court in 1970.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Dick Glitter and the Glitterettes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (yTRuK)

158 DiCaprio was fine. Everyone else was forgettable, to put it mildly.

I always enjoy Ken Watanabe. He has the Japanese Guy role down pat.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) notes at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

159 Why is Ellen Page standing next to Mark Cuban and why is he wearing lipstick?

Posted by: huerfano at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (DzhEB)

160 The problem is you will be shunned or perhaps imprisoned for stating that fact.
Well you gotta stand for something. I am guessing a future of much more tyranny than that though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (r+sAi)

161 23 so Ellen was a lesbian
but Elliot is now straight, right?

Without surgery or hormones, just by belief
How is thus differernt from praying the gay away?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (nUhF0)

Excellent point.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (6DieP)

162
Obama:
We Have to Get Back To Where
"The Truth Means Something," Put
"Thoughtful Pressure" On Social Media

Okay. Let's start with you - who's your daddy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

163 127 Why flying saucers don't land.
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RuIsu)

They don't land, but do fly around to see the freak show

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (Izzlo)

164 Page. Turner Page.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (UDapT)

165 She was the forgettable and criminally underused Kitty Pryde character in a couple of the X-Men movies by Bryan "molest boys" Singer as well. And she did a revenge porn film about a girl who is the target of a child molester and turns the tables on him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

166 I want a new pronoun

What are my options?

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (fLpTX)

167 So, another out-of-work celeb is placing all xer chips on the identity politics bet.

This will end in pills.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (DBPIP)

168 "Cold. I was thinking somewhere in Puglia or Umbria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)"

Already have property in Apuglia. I'll take Deadhorse.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

169 So you'd say: I gave the ball to him. Object.

I gave the ball to they. Perfectly good English. Not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

170 Ellen came from Miami, FLA. Hitchhiked her way across the USA. Grew a uni-brow on the way. Hitched up a strap-on then she was a he. He says, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side."

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (gmo/4)

171 Honestly, I don't really care. You want to call yourself a dude? Have at it. I can call myself the King of All Britannia too. We're both just making shit up, but whatever makes you happy.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (22mNy)

Agreed

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (aKqzO)

172 1984 Obama

Truth is Lies

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (2DOZq)

173 So, she's a 'heterosexual' male, married to a 'heterosexual' male?

Making her, fagolicious?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

174 I suppose "he'll" put on his strap-on and claim to be a "Wounded Warrior"...

Posted by: pahound at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (KTLDX)

175 98 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (22mNy)

Those are people I ignore.

(Although I question why I even have a LinkedIn account for these days. Yeah, you can ONLY get a job IF you know 300 million people. But LinkedIn has been useless in that endeavor; that is, of finding decent employment.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (RnjQi)

176 I'm guessing she's a complete horror to work with. She was a pretty young girl who had a huge breakout movie, and she couldn't get steady work, no matter how hard she tried. It's not like she wasn't attempting to get work, and she had a decent resume at the time, but no one wanted to work with her despite the fact she seemingly had everything that all the other popular young actresses have.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (XwTyM)

177 119 98 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.
Posted by: Asshoes

Yes, its a easy circular file filter on resumes
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (Xih1H)

...

I have clients who do this.

I'm the one who's going to get circular-filed whenever they decide that having pronouns in your email sig is required.

I miss the days when people read the Dr Suess book The Snitches to their kids.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (yL25O)

178 they are our betters
ask them

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (fLpTX)

179 The many labias of Dobie Gillis...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

*bbbbllllllrrrrllllffffggghgg*

*wipes vomit off of mouth*

Thanks Sefton. You're a peach.

Posted by: Abiss at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (Y8DtA)

180 Michigan hearing, session 3 is beginning:

https://tinyurl.com/y5gbyakp

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (CZm2G)

181 It is good to keep something in mind with all of this. A little history lesson.

The first star to "come out" publicly while active and not in response to being outed or due to rumor or innuendo was Amanda Bearse, who played Marci on "Married ... With Children." She beat the most famous example - Ellen DeGeneres - by several years.

In interviews following her announcement, when asked why she chose to "come out," she gave an honest answer: it was politically motivated and suited her political goals of mainstreaming homosexuality.

It has ever and will always be thus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)

182 Heather Has Two One-And-A-Half Mommies.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:10 PM (RmOdj)

THIS is what concerns me. These people should NEVER have the care of children but social services trips over themselves to hand children off to them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (946rW)

183 Which on is supposed to be the man?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (YkawN)

184 Those "people" tell us Sidney Powell is a nutter.
And those "people" have more power than you.
They are winning.
Posted by: Drc at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (vbaSG)

tying a rubber band around your dick until it falls off to own the patriarchy and America is not winning.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (vPzhp)

185 Somewhere, an evil genius is sitting in his underground lair, stroking his furless cat and purring to himself over his plans, "Soon they will ALL be white males!"

Posted by: Thatch at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (qWceQ)

186 I like that we now should accept that her wife has turned straight, or will be forced to pretend to.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (uhPTO)

187 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.

If it's going to be required, I'm torn between Latin and Welsh pronouns.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (naEeR)

188 153 Honestly, I don't really care. You want to call yourself a dude? Have at it. I can call myself the King of All Britannia too. We're both just making shit up, but whatever makes you happy.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (22mNy)

Your not caring is what they consider to be the problem.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

189 Guess the terrible Vandy kicker was getting too much attention. Well played, Eli or whatever the fuck your name is

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (W6jfi)

190 3
It pulls the ripcords, frantically, but its career continues to augur in ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

Whatever happened to just having a sex tape "stolen?"

Do PR agents now recommend doing this kind of perverted shit instead?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

191 So you'd say: I gave the ball to him. Object.

I gave the ball to they. Perfectly good English. Not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Dative case

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (Xih1H)

192 This frightens and confuses me, like the tax code.

Posted by: Victor Victoria at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (gbzz9)

193 >How is thus differernt from praying the gay away?

Try Dr Scholl's new Gay-Away™

"...a little dab'll do ya."

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (iTXRQ)

194 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff

Easy.. Just use "It"

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (Zmnko)

195 It would appear that a full 55 pct of the country is mentally and functionally insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (htI5H)

196 Riley Dennis is another big trans activist. Has zero interest in any medical portions of the "transition"; no hormones, no surgery. Just has long hair and wears dresses and makeup, and has a bisexual girlfriend.

Uh, dude? You're a straight man who just has unusual fashion sense...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (H3MF

I've seen him on JLongbone's videos. She's hilarious in general, and she dedicates some videos to roasting him.

He looks like a dude with long hair, basically, and sounds like a dude.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (6DieP)

197 183 Which on is supposed to be the man?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (YkawN)

The husband!
Duh

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (fLpTX)

198 162
Obama:
We Have to Get Back To Where
"The Truth Means Something," Put
"Thoughtful Pressure" On Social Media

Okay. Let's start with you - who's your daddy?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

Is he rich like me?

Posted by: The Zombies at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (Izzlo)

199 Abraham Lincoln once asked an audience how many legs a dog has if you count the tail as a leg. When they answered "five," Lincoln told them that the answer was four. The fact that you called the tail a leg did not make it a leg.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (DnZbI)

200 Someone should tell they that creating drama to get attention is unacceptable behavior for men.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (Y6UV7)

201 The pronoun thing is starting to infect my company. Our personal phonebook pages have a space for such things, the default is blank but I'm waiting for it to be mandatory.

If so I'm dispensing with the pronouns totally. No He/His. It's going to be WitchDoktor/WitchDoktor's.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (C+We0)

202 >>>I saw Dick Glitter open for Gary Glitter at Earls Court in 1970.

Dick Glitter's first album was produced by Mutt Lange.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (nuqdl)

203 Could care less. Show us their tits.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (iIjGO)

204 91 OT: NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on its exchange must have at least two members of their board of directors from underrepresented groups, or face de-listing.
Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (Owmx+)

------------

How much of this can actually go on until "cis hetero male of mixed European descent" becomes an Under-Represented Group?

Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (F26eZ)

205 I'm guessing she's a complete horror to work with. She was a pretty young girl who had a huge breakout movie, and she couldn't get steady work, no matter how hard she tried. It's not like she wasn't attempting to get work, and she had a decent resume at the time, but no one wanted to work with her despite the fact she seemingly had everything that all the other popular young actresses have.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (XwTyM)

Also, Pretty Young Things in Hollywood have a shorter shelf life than unpasteurized milk.

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (aKqzO)

206 176 I'm guessing she's a complete horror to work with. She was a pretty young girl who had a huge breakout movie, and she couldn't get steady work, no matter how hard she tried. It's not like she wasn't attempting to get work, and she had a decent resume at the time, but no one wanted to work with her despite the fact she seemingly had everything that all the other popular young actresses have.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (XwTyM)

Maybe her dick-sucking skills weren't up to par.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

207 Hey Emma, do you have a Y chromosome? No? Then you're a chick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (kTF2Z)

208 https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c

If you live long enough, life turns into a Monty Python skit as prophecied by The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (IewtT)

209 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages.

Good indication of someone you don't want to hire or do business with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

210 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff

I'm going with Liege Lord, Keeper of the Sacred Rings, Holder of the Chalice of Power

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (axyOa)

211 Dative case
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (Xih1H)
-------
"People called Romanes, they go, the 'ouse?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (Uhu8A)

212 Maybe Hallmark will come calling when they do their transgender Christmas love story next year.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (/Kt3K)

213 In interviews following her announcement, when asked why she chose to "come out," she gave an honest answer: it was politically motivated and suited her political goals of mainstreaming homosexuality.

It has ever and will always be thus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 02:14 PM (hYcqw)
-------------

If you want a good laugh, look up the interview with Ed O'Neill where he talks about his feud with Amanda Bearse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (WEBkv)

214 33 ROROR!

RMAO!

LOFR!
Posted by: Chinese Communist Invaders at December 01, 2020 02:02 PM (JWCyv)
-------

Ok, this is funny.

Fuch our new overlords, commanded by Comrade Harris and the skin of the Senile guy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (sy5kK)

215 That kicker chick at Vandy should do this. Maybe she'll kick off a 35 yarder next game.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (iIjGO)

216 169 So you'd say: I gave the ball to him. Object.

I gave the ball to they. Perfectly good English. Not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

...

We need to also hang this on recent Bible translators as well.

Honestly they may have been first out of the gate in their willingness to make a hash of grammar and pronouns in an effort to de-gender the Bible in a way that didn't call too much attention to itself.

There were "she" Bible translations in the 80's but that only appealed to a very small fringe of the population.

So many translation updates then switched to improper, forced use of the third person pronoun as an alternate message of blunting masculine wording.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O)

217 212 Maybe Hallmark will come calling when they do their transgender Christmas love story next year.

Count on it

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (Zmnko)

218 We need liberal "no go zones" for conservatives.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (q177U)

219 Maybe her dick-sucking skills weren't up to par.
Posted by: Warlord

As a gay guy she's going have to work on that

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (Xih1H)

220
It would appear that a full 55 pct of the country is mentally and functionally insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (htI5H)

No where near that. It is a tiny percent that is insane. Their voices and actions are just being amplified.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (946rW)

221 Stunning. Brave.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (Oka5v)

222 >>Pretty Young Things in Hollywood have a shorter shelf life than unpasteurized milk.

They can only lose their innocence once.

Then they are no longer a commodity to the Harvey Weinstein types.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (2Wa+h)

223 Abraham Lincoln once asked an audience how many legs a dog has if you count the tail as a leg. When they answered "five," Lincoln told them that the answer was four. The fact that you called the tail a leg did not make it a leg.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (DnZbI)

A wiser man than today's pseudoelites.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (V24Qg)

224 I'm going with Liege Lord, Keeper of the Sacred Rings, Holder of the Chalice of Power

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (axyOa)

Protector of the Annals

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (xfb67)

225 If it's going to be required, I'm torn between Latin and Welsh pronouns.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (naEeR)

Vanya (On/ Evo)

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (aKqzO)

226 91 OT: NASDAQ proposes that all corporations listed on its exchange must have at least two members of their board of directors from underrepresented groups, or face de-listing.
Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (Owmx+)

People with three digit IQs are an under-represented group, God knows.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

227 I want a new pronoun

Good Huey Lewis song.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (El2dZ)

228
Jeebus.

What a stupid fucking time to be alive.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

229 noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.

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It sucks that they don't realize this silly desire to pretend our fantastic lives are full of strife and struggle is hurtling us towards actual unpleasantries.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (jehQe)

230 @201

I've chosen...

He/They/Them/Lord Humongous Ruler of the Wastes

I in fact had someone complain that I was not taking the pronoun thing seriously.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (htI5H)

231 I've seen behaviors like this...

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah... at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

232 224 I'm going with Liege Lord, Keeper of the Sacred Rings, Holder of the Chalice of Power

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (axyOa)

Protector of the Annals
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (xfb67)

I'm going with Imperator Mundi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

233 It's not like she wasn't attempting to get work, and she had a decent resume at the time, but no one wanted to work with her despite the fact she seemingly had everything that all the other popular young actresses have.

Remember those creepy countdown clocks the internet used to have for girls like the Olson Twins? This long until they're 18!

I think Hollywood has opposites of those clocks: this is when the young flesh goes stale at 18.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (KZzsI)

234 ETVoice

Ell. Eee. Ott.

/ETVoice

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (Uhu8A)

235 231 I've seen behaviors like this...
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah... at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

Don't look back.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (iIjGO)

236 If so I'm dispensing with the pronouns totally. No He/His. It's going to be WitchDoktor/WitchDoktor's.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (C+We0)

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beep / boop

And then throw massive screaming hissies when:
- someone doesn't use them
- uses them, but uses them wrong (and they always use them wrong)

Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (F26eZ)

237 All aboard the choo-choo to Crazy Town, population YOU!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (0QYMt)

238 if Elliot is trans, then why not use "him"?

Fucking transglish pidgin

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (nUhF0)

239
He's been listening for months and he waits until NOW to do something?

He's on the grift. I'm convinced of it, now.
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100%

And, you can be sure there is nothing explosive on those tapes

Same old BS bombshell claims
Same old BS wet firecracker

None are as giddy as the conservative grifter class right now at the prospect of a Biden presidency

Hell, the "save the Senate" grift is already at 110% "urgency"

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (UpcCK)

240
But.... can she kick off for Vanderbilt???

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

241 I'm standing on some street in France or something, and the street is folding in on itself blotting out the sun. The upside-down people do not notice.

I still have a better idea how I got here than progrssives.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (CYmR2)

242 The pronoun thing is starting to infect my company. Our personal phonebook pages have a space for such things, the default is blank but I'm waiting for it to be mandatory.

If so I'm dispensing with the pronouns totally. No He/His. It's going to be WitchDoktor/WitchDoktor's.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

You will address me as Galactic Overlord rickb223.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (na0uG)

243 Now if I make The Last of Us Part 3, I can have Elle and Abby smash and that should be considered the first trans-trans lovemaking scene in a vidya game. I win!

Posted by: Neil Druckmann at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (hbfWH)

244 "He demands that you call they by his proper pronouns."

how sure are you that that is the correct possessive pronoun? i'd have gone for "its".

Posted by: Anachronda at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (v3pYe)

245 117 Emma Porter looks like someone tried to assemble a crazy person over the phone.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (T1P1d)

Threadwinner!
Posted by: Vanya at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM

Seconded!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (qe5CM)

246 I in fact had someone complain that I was not taking the pronoun thing seriously.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (htI5H)

Probably by somebody who sports a pussy hat.

How can you take seriously something that on its face is ludicrous?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

247 238 if Elliot is trans, then why not use "him"?

Fucking transglish pidgin
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (nUhF0)

They do this nonsense for attention.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (6DieP)

248 202 >>>I saw Dick Glitter open for Gary Glitter at Earls Court in 1970.

Dick Glitter's first album was produced by Mutt Lange.
Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:16 PM (nuqd

I thought it was Muff Winwood...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (s2VJv)

249 I in fact had someone complain that I was not taking the pronoun thing seriously.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (htI5H)
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Really easy to throw, "Who are you to deny my reality" back in their face.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (WEBkv)

250 rrrrr

Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

ok dude

we all know how HARD you've been looking too!

so why now fat man? why today? why talk to AP?

dick

ok JackStraw - explain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (j9HX3)

251 So Biden broke a bone playing with the dog ?? Is this the beginning of the end for Blo Jiden ????

Well FDR used a wheel chair ...........

Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (nOJDr)

252 MI hearing panel official name should be CONTROL.

Testimony is limited to 3 minutes.
You can really get down to the nitty gritty in 3 minutes.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (CZm2G)

253 72 Oh, look. "Bipartisan" senators led by Mitt and Collins propose $908 billion dollar "COVID" Bill that only gives about $228 billion for COVID and $560 billion for state bailouts.
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Tolt ya.

Otherwise the globalist oligarchs in "enlightened" cities would have to pay more in local taxes for their grifting rebuilds or be exposed as not paying for the things they support. And the tax-free bond grift they love would go to sh-t.

Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (3VCGm)

254 So. . . The Patriarchy wins again!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (bDqIh)

255 I'm standing on some street in France or something, and the street is folding in on itself blotting out the sun. The upside-down people do not notice.

I still have a better idea how I got here than progrssives.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Admit it. You took the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (na0uG)

256 So many translation updates then switched to improper, forced use of the third person pronoun as an alternate message of blunting masculine wording.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O)

And that's why I stick to the KJV.

That, and one of my ancestors's names is on the freakin cover.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (V24Qg)

257 I presume part of the reason Hollywood and the left are so big on the Tranny Train is that it creates fewer single, hopeless men, as most transitions are M->F

We've been moving towards a softly polygamous system for a while - where rich and powerful men have multiple women whether they be wives, girlfriends or whatever they want to call them and it will likely get to the point where there are a lot of incels...who tend to cause trouble (why hello there Muslims in the Middle East!)

One way to solve that? Get a bunch of the incels to become women - now they can have all the sex they want with the other incels!

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (qlFIA)

258 "So many translation updates then switched to improper, forced use of the third person pronoun as an alternate message of blunting masculine wording.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O)"

Which is why I largely only use original KJV.

Other translations are not just wrong, but lose context with their changes

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

259 I'm going with Liege Lord, Keeper of the Sacred Rings, Holder of the Chalice of Power

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (axyOa)

Protector of the Annals
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (xfb67)

I'm going with Imperator Mundi.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Grand Panjandrum for me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (Uhu8A)

260 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

Obviously he's not looking

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (Zmnko)

261 Is she just identifying as a dude or does she plan on cutting off her boobs?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (6DieP)

Completely unnecessary in Elliott's case.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (I99aF)

262 >>>Fucking transglish pidgin

tranglish! I love it!

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (nuqdl)

263 141 Riley Dennis is another big trans activist. Has zero interest in any medical portions of the "transition"; no hormones, no surgery. Just has long hair and wears dresses and makeup, and has a bisexual girlfriend.

Uh, dude? You're a straight man who just has unusual fashion sense...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 02:11 PM (H3MF

Who? Honestly why does anybody care about private lives of whoever these people are?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (YkawN)

264 201 The pronoun thing is starting to infect my company. Our personal phonebook pages have a space for such things, the default is blank but I'm waiting for it to be mandatory.

If so I'm dispensing with the pronouns totally. No He/His. It's going to be WitchDoktor/WitchDoktor's.

There was a story a long while back about a student who chose 'Your highness' or something like it and it was contested but he won.

In a free country this would be fun

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (fLpTX)

265 My pronouns are: NA/NA

You may not use pronouns in my presence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (xfb67)

266 And Marcie spent the last two or three seasons with short hair and dressing like a man.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (UDapT)

267 Pronouns are dehumanizing.
Grammar is oppressive.

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (nUhF0)

268 Right now, there is a republic that needs saving. I do not give a flying fig about the nutjobs in this post.

Has anyone been calling their local newspapers and local news outlets to ask customer service why the media is not reporting on these hearings which are taking place every day now in battle ground states? Ask them why they are not reporting on the testimonies, backed by sworn affidavits which were given under penalty of perjury?

Has anyone been letting them know that they are in dereliction of their constitutional duty? Let them know we see that they are suppressing the news? That we know they are part and parcel to this color revolution?

What's one phone call, you say? It IS nothing. Multiply that phone call by 100, by 1000, by 10K, and on and on, and then it is SOMETHING.

Fight.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Queen of Sheba Elect or Cleopatra Elect, depends which way the wind blows at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (8/7u2)

269 Virginia Whistleblowers Conference on now

americasvoice.news

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (JWCyv)

270 231 I've seen behaviors like this...
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah... at December 01, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

Gommorah my house, Gommorrah my house,
I'm-a-gonna give-a-you surprise anal...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (s2VJv)

271 One pill makes you Biden and one pill makes you Harris... Go ask Alice when she is ten feet tall !!!!!!

Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (nOJDr)

272 187 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting (she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first few inningz of this stuff.

If it's going to be required, I'm torn between Latin and Welsh pronouns.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:15 PM (naEeR)

__________

Mine will forever more be lol/get/fucked.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (9qMjk)

273 And then throw massive screaming hissies when:
- someone doesn't use them
- uses them, but uses them wrong (and they always use them wrong)
Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (F26eZ)

It's almost as if the whole thing is an attention-seeking mechanism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

274 New pronouns?

pftt

spfft

slpostt

splrstt

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (CZm2G)

275 245 117 Emma Porter looks like someone tried to assemble a crazy person over the phone.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (T1P1d)

Threadwinner!
Posted by: Vanya at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM

Seconded!
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (qe5CM)

*kicks dirt, stomps off*

Posted by: Rose McGowan at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (PiwSw)

276 I'm standing on some street in France or something, and the street is folding in on itself blotting out the sun. The upside-down people do not notice.

I still have a better idea how I got here than progrssives.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

You must have smoked some good paprika

Posted by: The Zombies at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)

277 >>Hey, let's further debase and deform the language by permitting Jared-Loughler-level mental cases to make up a new Lunatic Grammar for us, huh?

I am still disgusted by the "vulva-owner" label.
These people are sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)

278 What are the pronouns in German? I think that would be fun. Make the SJW's sound like Colonel Klink when they reference you.

Or Welsh. Do their pronouns have any vowels?

Final thought: how infinitesimally small is the number of times you use a pronoun in speech in reference to the person with whom you are speaking, other than the second person?

I mean, this is all pissing in the wind for these guys. Unless they want us to start using themes and variations of "you" which has no gender, they're never going to hear anyone use their preferences.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (yL25O)

279
Can I declare my pronouns are hic, haec, hoc, and that anyone who declines them incorrectly is guilty of a hate crime?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (7X3UV)

People called Romans they go the house?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (Uzjfo)

280 So many translation updates then switched to improper, forced use of the third person pronoun as an alternate message of blunting masculine wording.

When I re-wrote the Hero Games rulebook for Western Hero (coming out soon), I deliberately removed all specific references to gender except where necessary (to describe Calamity Jane, for example).

I didn't do so out of any sense of political correctness, though. Guys don't give a crap if they are excluded from descriptions, but women do. But guys DO give a crap if the references are all to women (like D&D's idiotic move).

So now the references are all genderless to make women gamers feel less excluded and to make it more neutral. "If someone uses Stealth, then they make a Stealth Skill Roll" etc.

The publisher, however did go full PC, and eliminated the references to "Indians" and changed them all to other, awkward, non-period terms like "Native American" And he did so based on the recommendation of his one Native friend.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

281 She was born in Kenya amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (e7/oJ)

282 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????

Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

283 "does this mean her lesbian wife is now heterosexual?"

We had a gay couple who were huge gay rights activists in the county, and used their own story to lobby against the marriage amendment in VA, back before Obergefell.

Trans was way out on the fringes of the alphabet movement then, so they billed themselves as a "gay male couple of 25 year standing" in their activism, which never went major public beyond the hyperlocal.

When urged to become more state- or national-level visible, they always coyly declined, on the grounds that their relationship was a bit different, but were there for any letter to be written, any march to be attended, any testimony to the county board, and advice and support to anyone.

What was hidden was the fact that for 23 of those 25 years, they were a heterosexual couple, who moved to the county to start a new life with the wife's new identity as a man, after their son was grown and off to college.

So yes, the husband was now a gay man, and they were "a gay male couple, of 25 years!", with the careful comma covering the secret.

They moved to the Seattle area (after being questioned by the FBI in relation to the FRC/Chik-fil-A shooting guy, as they had volunteered at the same outreach center where he did), and now that trans is front and center, maybe they finally admit it in their surely-continuing activism.

I always thought it would have made a better case for them to simply say they loved each other, were married and in love as persons, and it was immaterial to them as to gender.

certainly a better case than pretending they'd been fighting the fight for a generation as a pair of married men.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (W7IZQ)

284
I chose the following pronoun.

Fuckyou.

All one word. No space.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

285 267 Pronouns are dehumanizing.
Grammar is oppressive.
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (nUhF0)

Sanity is overrated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

286 Who? Honestly why does anybody care about private lives of whoever these people are?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (YkawN)
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These mentally ill people care and think that we should also care.

But, don't call it narcissism.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (WEBkv)

287 How can you take seriously something that on its face is ludicrous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

If I say I'm the reincarnation of Genghis Khan, I get committed and medicated.

If I say I'm a woman, I get praise.

What. The. Fuck.

*adjusts fur hat in annoyance.*

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (V24Qg)

288 Hi, I'm Vanya. My pronouns are Epstein Didn't Kill Himself/ Joe Biden Is A Fraud

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (aKqzO)

289 Not long ago I saw something about the artist formerly known as Ellen Page and her girlfriend or whatever - apparently they are hardcore vegans and the girlfriend is a dance coach or somesuch and they both dance for hours on end all of the time. Which is to say that they're both suffering from some sort of eating/body dysmorphic disorder, accounting for Page's emaciated, pasty appearance. Pondering this leads me to ask a question which is no doubt verboten - to what degree is the trans trend attributable to endocrine disorders? In Page's case, it doesn't look like her body has the minimum fat reserves to produce estrogen, so isn't it possible that she's simply not in possession of sufficient female sex hormones to feel like a woman? It's probably an offense punishable by years in prison to suggest that maybe before lopping her tits off and constructing a flabby schlong out of spare skin that a medical doctor should do some blood work and find out if her tiny bag-of-bones body is producing the requisite sex hormones - because that's trans-erasure or something.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (ssz2a)

290 Fucking deplorable thread

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (fLpTX)

291 I presume part of the reason Hollywood and the left are so big on the Tranny Train is that it creates fewer single, hopeless men, as most transitions are M->F

- -

Such is the power of Vaginamancy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (C+We0)

292
I like how she picked "Elliot." Original.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (/xqqO)

293 Tranglish:" So vmom dubs this bizarre new nongrammatical pidgin language.

_________

Nice. Also "Transplaining" ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (9qMjk)

294
We're no longer just rewriting the rules of grammar to let the plural "they" be a singular person's pronoun.

Now we're rewriting grammar to make the subject pronoun "they" an object pronoun, too.

This is even more moronically mentally ill than the usual moronically mentally ill bullshit.

Oreo did a tweet about using they in this manner a while back.

Fuck. That. I will no longer buy anything from Nabisco, the parent of Oreo.

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

295 I can't keep track. nor do i care to.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- try my Cowboy Tea! Its brewed on the range! at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (WekKK)

296 Can my pronoun be "peni/penis?"

"Can you put a call into peni? I really need to talk to penis."

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (q177U)

297

Ellen is far more feminine looking than her girlfriend. Should have had the gal pal pretend to be a dude but then the gal pal isn't trying to get her Commiewood career back.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (Uzjfo)

298 Who? Honestly why does anybody care about private lives of whoever these people are?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:21 PM (YkawN)
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I do and my life is empty unless I hear about my heroes in Hollywood !!

Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (nOJDr)

299 So. . . The Patriarchy wins again!

Posted by: Lizzy

Muhaha ! Soon we will convert ALL women to our team!

wait a minute...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (JWCyv)

300 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????
Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

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Jill and Lill.

To be safe.

Been married well over thirty years. If something ever happened to Mrs Fixer.... I think Id just hunt and fish and play golf alot more.

Alot more.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

301 I'll add that she was once quite pretty in a Kewpie Doll kind of way.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (ssz2a)

302 Can I declare my pronouns are hic, haec, hoc, and that anyone who declines them incorrectly is guilty of a hate crime?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (7X3UV)
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Grand Guignol, is that you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (WEBkv)

303 @250

Nothing to explain, Barr is a Deep State button man nothing more, the good news is that he and Durham will soon be gone and not be a reminder of what abject failure and trechary look like.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (htI5H)

304 >>I am still disgusted by the "vulva-owner" label.

Low Mileage, Clean Carpets...former owner was a non-Smoker.

Now tell me, what's it gonna take for me to put you in this Vulva?

Posted by: Used Vulva Dealer at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (2Wa+h)

305 It seems vmom used transglish rather than tranglish ... but either way ... HATE SPEECH !!!

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (AHq56)

306 "Transplaining" ...
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You have to spread your legs and scratch yourself to do this. Do they know that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (e7/oJ)

307 The Terminally mental ill are people too!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- try my Cowboy Tea! Its brewed on the range! at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (WekKK)

308 Probably said already, but I read that last line, "Emma Porter married they in 2018," and I wasn't sure if it was a typo or a Yoda type phrase. As in "married, they were!"

So yeah, no. I'm an old dog. I refuse to learn the new trick, abusing the word "they."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (hku12)

309 I, for one, am sorry that Elliot's life has been so difficult.
Now that Elliot is a he, life will be much easier than it ever was. No more pain, no more unease, everything handed over on a silver platter. Welcome to the infinite un-pain of being a guy.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (U1eOr)

310 304 lmao

Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (3VCGm)

311 I have never met Ellen Page. I don't believe I ever will meet her, or address her. I'm not even sure I've ever seen any of her movies. (I may have but her presence was irrelevant to me.)
Her pronouns, and her sexual tastes, are deeply and utterly irrelevant to me. I care more about the air speed of the African swallow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (lgiXo)

312 Which is to say that they're both suffering from some sort of eating/body dysmorphic disorder, accounting for Page's emaciated, pasty appearance.

Yeah I've never seen a consistent, real vegan who was anything but sickly looking and weak. Ever. The ones who claim to be that seem healthy and strong, cheat or lie.

I live in Oregon. I know more than a few. I also know and have seen more than a few lesbian couples and some of them have sons, whose lives are a continuous living hell.

You can see it in their young faces, they have that refugee stare. The daughters are happy and well dressed, the sons look like someone combed their hair with a blender and made them dress in the dark.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

313 I like how she picked "Elliot." Original.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (/xqqO)

__________

"Alan" would roll easier off the tongue (phrasing!) ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (9qMjk)

314 When I re-wrote the Hero Games rulebook for Western Hero (coming out soon), I deliberately removed all specific references to gender except where necessary (to describe Calamity Jane, for example).

I didn't do so out of any sense of political correctness, though. Guys don't give a crap if they are excluded from descriptions, but women do. But guys DO give a crap if the references are all to women (like D&D's idiotic move).

So now the references are all genderless to make women gamers feel less excluded and to make it more neutral. "If someone uses Stealth, then they make a Stealth Skill Roll" etc.

The publisher, however did go full PC, and eliminated the references to "Indians" and changed them all to other, awkward, non-period terms like "Native American" And he did so based on the recommendation of his one Native friend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Did I miss the play tester thread?

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (Xih1H)

315 Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (CZm2G)

its still good

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (IYHxL)

316 Yeah, good luck growing a penis there "Elliot". Well, women do not have to fear getting pregnant if they have sex with "Elliot" Page. Missing a couple of items "down there" if you know what I mean. (nudge nudge wink wink)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (uyKdz)

317
Low Mileage, Clean Carpets...former owner was a non-Smoker.

Now tell me, what's it gonna take for me to put you in this Vulva?

Posted by: Used Vulva Dealer at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (2Wa+h)

LMAO. 'clean carpets'...ISWYDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- try my Cowboy Tea! Its brewed on the range! at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (WekKK)

318
"Transplaining" ...

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That sounds alot like surfing on a dyke.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (8XRCm)

319 Black folk ruined "they" quite some time ago.

Posted by: nip at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (yoqcZ)

320 Gee, so shocked at Barr

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (UpcCK)

321 If I can't fuck em

I duck em

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (MIsHM)

322 Ellen is far more feminine looking than her
girlfriend. Should have had the gal pal pretend to be a dude but then
the gal pal isn't trying to get her Commiewood career back.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 02:24 PM (Uzjfo)

Pajama Boy growd up.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (CQ3Qb)

323 "119
98 I noticed on LinkedIn a growing number of people are putting
(she/her) or (he/him) on their profile pages. We are only in the first
few inningz of this stuff.

Posted by: Asshoes

Yes, its a easy circular file filter on resumes

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2020 02:09 PM (Xih1H)"

It's gone way, way, beyond that point in some places. We now have active elements trying to purge and blacklist all non-lefties from the company. They have the backing of HR and senior leadership and have been given private communications channels.

This is why talk about 2024 is largely irrelevant. We're not going to make it through another 4 years of where this is going without things getting much spicier.

OT:
Citizens monitoring election locations in GA have posted pics of the arrival of mobile hardware shredding trucks. A potential Athens, TN, moment is in the making.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (EEVQU)

324 276 I'm standing on some street in France or something, and the street is folding in on itself blotting out the sun. The upside-down people do not notice.

I still have a better idea how I got here than progrssives.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
-------------------------------------------

Yes, they live in a world of delusion.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (CZm2G)

325 So don't lesbians get angry that one of their brethren leave the sisterhood to be a hated man?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (Zmnko)

326 I always confuse Ellen Page and Linda Cardellini, although the latter is better looking. Keeping them straight (so to speak) should be easier now.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (v16oJ)

327 Doesn't the 'trans' in transgender mean your 'transitioning' to a new gender?

Good Lord...I can't believe I typed that sentence...

Anyway...is she?

If not, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (cF8AT)

328 >Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

did they even look

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (iTXRQ)

329 >>he pronoun thing is starting to infect my company. Our personal phonebook pages have a space for such things, the default is blank but I'm waiting for it to be mandatory.

Your manager: "We need to talk about your ~~flair~~ pronouns. . ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdcw415OcQ

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)

330
Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

ok dude

we all know how HARD you've been looking too!

He looked at the MFM and they told him it was all on the up and up so that's good enough for Billy Bagpipes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (Uzjfo)

331 Been married well over thirty years. If something ever happened to Mrs Fixer.... I think Id just hunt and fish and play golf alot more.

Alot more.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

I'm 39. My last relationship just fell apart. Her unofficial position was that I should spend months working offshore and all the money I made should be at her disposal.

IDK what I'm going to do. I've been working out, reading and smoking cigars. If Biden's really inbound I'm close to sliding into full on Fuck It mode.

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (aKqzO)

332 Its pronouns are deranged psycopath and mental defective.

Should we start a wager on when it will rid this planet of its existence?

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (KnJdm)

333 Supplemental: Emma Porter surprised to learn that she is now straight.

Posted by: heli at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (Yxei6)

334 I believe Ellen/Elliott Page is a biological male. When I watched Umbrella Academy (we didn't finish), I knew right away she/he/it was a male. A small male but wow! Very long arms, straight back, square jaw, big hands, etc.
The deceivers in Hollywood are many.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (+CiEK)

335 I live in Oregon. I know more than a few. I also know and have seen more than a few lesbian couples and some of them have sons, whose lives are a continuous living hell.

You can see it in their young faces, they have that refugee stare. The daughters are happy and well dressed, the sons look like someone combed their hair with a blender and made them dress in the dark.

***

About 10 or 20 years from now there's going to be a huge surge in serial killers in the US.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (T1P1d)

336 "I knew a kid who put his finger in a dyke." -Hans Brinker

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (C+We0)

337 My pronouns are: NA/NA
Gooood-bye!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (UDapT)

338 So many translation updates then switched to improper, forced use of the third person pronoun as an alternate message of blunting masculine wording.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O)

I detest the usage of "their" in conjunction in a singular construction.

"EveryONE should open ~~their~~ HIS book."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

339 "Alan" would roll easier off the tongue (phrasing!) ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (9qMjk)

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Alan Paige???

Former NFL Great Alan Paige from Minnesota???

Oh... HELL no.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

340 can medical science even build a working dick for these F to M trannies?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (iTXRQ)

341 I really don't care what this silly, stupid bitch does.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (Fs5vw)

342 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????
Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

Don't ask me. If there were still Western monasteries, I would have already fucked off to one. Decent women are so few and far between these days that they all get hoovered up by the doctors, leaving behind the welfare broodmothers, feminazis, psychopaths, and other Lefty nutbags.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (V24Qg)

343 One more piece of evidence that Hollywood is run by Carney Vampires.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (e7/oJ)

344 These people do not need to ever reproduce .
For that matter all of Hollywood needs to be sterilized. They are ruing their children and poisoning their minds and others on social media with this propaganda.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

345 In case it hasn't been mentioned before, Elliot is now a WHITE hetero male. This is the ultimate in privilege so he should not expect to be treated with respect. In fact, he should probably just go ahead and add his name to the #metoo hit list. He's doomed.

Posted by: JavaJavaJava at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (BDtBD)

346 Or Welsh. Do their pronouns have any vowels?

Welsh for "he/him" is "ef/ef". "She/her" is "hi/hi".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (naEeR)

347 Did she get the addadicktome done.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 01, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)

Wouldn't it be simpler if she and Bruce Jenner just did a head swap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (mzC78)

348 "Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election
"

I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

349 Wait, isn't her...whatever... a lesbian? So not only did she make herself a straight male with her proclamation, didn't she also make her... whatever... a straight female with the same proclamation? Shouldn't she be cancelled for taking someone's choice away?

Posted by: brainy435 at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (N+i0H)

350 Are you people actually trying to outperv Sodom and Gomorrah? This isn't a contest, and you won't like the prize.

Posted by: God, pronouns Thee, Thou, Thine at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (GZ/yK)

351 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

did they even look
Posted by: DB- just DB

As hard as he looked on the coup.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (na0uG)

352 309 I, for one, am sorry that Elliot's life has been so difficult.
Now that Elliot is a he, life will be much easier than it ever was. No more pain, no more unease, everything handed over on a silver platter. Welcome to the infinite un-pain of being a guy.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (U1eOr)

__________

Not to mention an automatic 139% pay raise that automatically comes with now being a man!

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (9qMjk)

353 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

I believe him. I don't think this necessarily means betrayal, I think he's just being honest about how hard the DOJ is trying to look into this stuff. OJ hasn't found the Real Killer while golfing, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

354 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

Veganism is a weird cult where you end up getting really sick and losing your teeth.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (IYHxL)

355 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec
·
15m

Replying to @JackPosobiec
Watch LIVE on @OANN

http://KlowdTV.com livestream

Just saw this. Thanks, Jack!
I am listening now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (sfhL4)

356 Of course, being Welsh, they aren't stand alone words but get merged in some obscure way with other words.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (naEeR)

357 Legal immigrant woman at hearing "..or you can do nothing and go down in history as cowards."

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (DB16e)

358 The daughters are happy and well dressed, the sons look like someone combed their hair with a blender and made them dress in the dark.
------------------
So a restock on Charlie Mansons for America.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (e7/oJ)

359 341 I really don't care what this silly, stupid bitch does.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (Fs5vw)

Racist

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 01, 2020 02:30 PM (fLpTX)

360 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

15m

Replying to @JackPosobiec
Watch LIVE on @OANN

http://KlowdTV.com livestream

Just saw this. Thanks, Jack!
I am listening now.

Armistad Project Phillip Kline, whistleblowers talking

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (sfhL4)

361 With great pride, I announce my new identity is "President Kamala Harris" and instead of "Hail To The Chief" my walk-up music is now "Work It" by Missy Elliott.

Posted by: President Kamala Harris at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (N17yv)

362 Ellen page was actually cute once.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (ZVUa9)

363 Armistad Project Phillip Kline, whistleblowers talking

Seems no one is listening

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (Zmnko)

364 Remember progressivism alway has to progress. Some day this will seem quaint and old fashioned like gay marriage.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (q177U)

365 I'm 39. My last relationship just fell apart. Her unofficial position was that I should spend months working offshore and all the money I made should be at her disposal.

IDK what I'm going to do. I've been working out, reading and smoking cigars. If Biden's really inbound I'm close to sliding into full on Fuck It mode.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (aKqzO)

That's where I'm at and I'm 38. I figure I'll just focus on getting in shape, buy that motorcycle, and find some land tucked away somewhere and build a workshop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

366 > I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all

There are no good guys.

Posted by: perilisk at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (9p+wn)

367 About 10 or 20 years from now there's going to be a huge surge in serial killers in the US.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (T1P1d)

Either that, or they'll become ultra-macho the instant they get away from the parents.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (V24Qg)

368 So a restock on Charlie Mansons for America.

This was years ago. These days they're probably all wearing dresses and being told they are girls.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

369 287 How can you take seriously something that on its face is ludicrous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

If I say I'm the reincarnation of Genghis Khan, I get committed and medicated.

If I say I'm a woman, I get praise.

What. The. Fuck.

*adjusts fur hat in annoyance.*
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (V24Qg)

If you weigh 98 pounds and see yourself as fat you are either a supermodel or diagnosed as anorexic, and doctors don't support your view of yourself and help you lose more weight in the second case.

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (Ojki1)

370 So do French and Spanish words now get to choose their gender?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (lgiXo)

371 The Tranny Quota Wars...begun they have.

Posted by: Tranny Yoda at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (FDiG/)

372 This black lady is slicing and dicing these fuckers. Holy shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (IYHxL)

373 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????
Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

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My son said it's pretty easy. The crazy ones ID themselves so you know who to avoid.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (kTF2Z)

374 I really don't care what this silly, stupid bitch does.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (Fs5vw)

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See. Thats the problem.

You're gonna be MADE to care.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (8XRCm)

375 a little bird told me that the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is about Linda Cardelini, who cheated on Jason Seagal with, and this is fucking unbelievable, Ghostbusters director and OG metrosexual Paul Feig.

Her director from Freaks and Geeks.

that explains how he knew her. It doesn't explain anything else.

i guess the Aldous Snow character, with his weird sex stuff, is based on Paul Feig. My little bird told me that Paul Feig talks constantly about sex, and says that the character "Stephon" reminds him of Feig.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (nuqdl)

376 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

Uh huh.

Everything we are seeing is not real.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (sfhL4)

377 I'm gonna be double trans like omeine suggested earlier

a woman who is a transman who us a transwoman
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (nUhF0)

And a dead tranny is a translate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (mzC78)

378 You needed to announce this, why?

No one cares.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

379 @PhillDKline
We have three whistleblowers who will reveal substantial evidence of unlawful actions made by election officials; and widespread illegal efforts by USPS workers to influence the outcome of the election.

2PM EST TODAY

133,000-288,000 completed ballots were shipped from Bethpage NY to Lancaster Pa.

Three whistleblower truck drivers allege they drove completed ballots across state lines in October

Posted by: But we get threads about Hollytransweird? at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (BBWrU)

380 If I say I'm the reincarnation of Genghis Khan, I get committed and medicated.

Right? You're obviously Napoleon.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (v16oJ)

381 "Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

ok dude

we all know how HARD you've been looking too!

so why now fat man? why today? why talk to AP?

dick

ok JackStraw - explain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (j9HX3)"

Yeah, unless this is a straight AP fabrication or misrepresentation, I think this about puts the last nail in the "good actors at the DOJ" coffin. Honestly don't think there are any.

I knew a lot of people that vanished into the DC machine. Not one of them lasted more than a few years without getting their tickets punched for the gravy train, even for the most innocuous types of work. None of them are friends any longer.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (EEVQU)

382 >>>362 Ellen page was actually cute once.

she looks like Jeneane Garafolo with less tattooing.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (nuqdl)

383 They is crazy. I'm not paying attention to they any longer. Live your life stupidly, and full of fantasy roll-playing that changes with the breeze. Knock theyself out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (O+I8R)

384 We are about 18 months from being able to buy your Skin-Suit off the rack from any number of Etsy Sellers.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (2Wa+h)

385 Armistad Project Phillip Kline, whistleblowers talking

Seems no one is listening
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (Zmnko)

There is no fraud! Show us the fraud!

Fraud being shown.

Not enough to turn the election!

Barr: We don't see nothin'.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (sfhL4)

386 Dear God she's icky.

What exactly is the real talent of these people in Hollywood? They're not overly attractive or interesting. Most of them can't convincingly act or play a role. Their personal lives are a mess and 99% of them are Left Wing nuts. That is, they have no measurable talents and are fueled mostly by psychosis.

Any other vocation would be eating out of a dumpster if they were that bereft of talent.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (5j8uv)

387 So do French and Spanish words now get to choose their gender?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (lgiXo)

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Yeah. Spanish. Where every noun in the dictionary has a gender variant.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

388 373 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????
Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

---------

My son said it's pretty easy. The crazy ones ID themselves so you know who to avoid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (kTF2Z)

I'd say attend a March for Life gathering. There are lovely, normal young ladies there.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (a0IVu)

389 375 a little bird told me that the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is about Linda Cardelini, who cheated on Jason Seagal with, and this is fucking unbelievable, Ghostbusters director and OG metrosexual Paul Feig.

Her director from Freaks and Geeks.

that explains how he knew her. It doesn't explain anything else.

i guess the Aldous Snow character, with his weird sex stuff, is based on Paul Feig. My little bird told me that Paul Feig talks constantly about sex, and says that the character "Stephon" reminds him of Feig.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (nuqdl)

==========

I do love that movie.

It cuts deep. People are savage to each other there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

390 That's where I'm at and I'm 38. I figure I'll just focus on getting in shape, buy that motorcycle, and find some land tucked away somewhere and build a workshop.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

Same. Except I'm more of a boat than motorcycle person.

Might even become one of those semi-hermits that lives aboard at the docks.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (V24Qg)

391 Three whistleblower truck drivers allege they drove completed ballots across state lines in October

No evidence of fraud!

Posted by: Bagpipes Bill Barr at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko)

392
You know what?

You know what? It's time to do away with "wife" and "husband," now, too. Yes, that's next. I, just like the Men's Warehouse guy, Guarantee it.

"Wife" and "Husband" will be next to be "deleted," as the kool cids say these days.

So let's Get Out In Front Of It, as the kool cids also say, and make up a new, "socially just" term for Married Unit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (/xqqO)

393 Frankly, I'm a massive asexual forehead.

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (J8mMZ)

394 she looks like Jeneane Garafolo with less tattooing.
Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (nuqdl)

----

..... and about 50 lbs less body mass.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

395 Does Elliot make the same bizarre sound that Pat did from those SNL skits in the late 80s/early 90s?

If so, that might make they mildly entertaining.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (ch6++)

396 That's where I'm at and I'm 38. I figure I'll just focus on getting in shape, buy that motorcycle, and find some land tucked away somewhere and build a workshop.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

My last gf said I didn't appreciate her. And you know what? She was right. Turns out she was a pain in the ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67)

397 >>she looks like Jeneane Garafolo with less tattooing.

She looks like what you HOPED Jeneane Garafolo looked like without her glasses.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (2Wa+h)

398 In that picture of Ellen Page and Emma Porter is Ellen the shorter one?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (lgiXo)

399 Seriously, if you were financing a film, would you take a risk on a basket case who couldn't even figure out what sex organ they want to attach/detach to/from their body on any given day?

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

400 This black lady is slicing and dicing these fuckers. Holy shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (IYHxL)
**********
She's great

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

401 Three whistleblower truck drivers allege they drove completed ballots across state lines in October
Posted by: But we get threads about Hollytransweird? at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (BBWrU)

Barr: I don't see nuthin' *bagpipes playing*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (sfhL4)

402
Said Ellen, I'm a dude now with all of their freeness
And my lezzie wife's hetero. Don't come between us.
Then he spent the day moaning
Puffing, grunting, and groaning
But tragically, Elliot could not grow a penis.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (dWwl8)

403 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

--

Jesus...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

404 Ellen page was actually cute once.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (ZVUa9)

[checks latest photos]

*That* didn't last.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (ZSK0i)

405 348 "Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election
"

I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

___________

That you believe Barr is one of the Good Guys explains a lot ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (Ygw2F)

406 So is Ellen an actual tranny or just identifying as male?

The ones like Jessica Yaniv and the PA health thing where they're obviously just play acting and have done no medical stuff always scream the loudest.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

407 "Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election"

We still have the Durham report to look forward to though. So I'm not worried. #TwoWeeks and indictments will be flying.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (22mNy)

408 So do French and Spanish words now get to choose their gender?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (lgiXo)

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Yeah. Spanish. Where every noun in the dictionary has a gender variant.
Posted by: fixeruppper

Putoooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (na0uG)

409
All we need to know about the 2020 election is that ACORN was heavily involved with both Ballots and Voting Machines.

End of story.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (/xqqO)

410 Barr, really??

You mean your teams have assessed the number of obviously fraudulent or illegal, or very dubious, ballots in NV MI WI PA GA (in which at least 2, possibly 4, of the cases are multiples of the "margin" of Biden's "victory"), and already figured out they're legit?

That is the literal meaning of what is reported here.

Which is obviously ridiculous.

The out of state illegal ballots in GA and NV alone may exceed the margin.

I know freak tranny nonsense about entertainers nobody's heard of is an evergreen topic here, but this is the entire ball game. The whole thing. As in, an actually stolen election - crudely, obviously, clumsily stolen - that may well set the society's and country's course for most or all of the remaining lifespans of the people commenting here.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (OTzUX)

411 "
About 10 or 20 years from now there's going to be a huge surge in serial killers in the US.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (T1P1d)"

It's not serial killing if they're doing it as a team effort and ditches are involved. Someone is going to point them at a target.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (EEVQU)

412 That's where I'm at and I'm 38. I figure I'll just focus on getting in shape, buy that motorcycle, and find some land tucked away somewhere and build a workshop.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

Good Plan

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (M+Lyo)

413 We still have the Durham report to look forward to though. So I'm not worried. #TwoWeeks and indictments will be flying.

Tick tock!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (Zmnko)

414 I'd say attend a March for Life gathering. There are lovely, normal young ladies there.
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (a0IVu)

Saint Peter: "All right, calm down everyone... Who's next? Ah, yes. Mr. Vanya... Let's see... Yeah... 'Went to pro life rally to meet women'."

*presses trapdoor button*

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (aKqzO)

415 399 Seriously, if you were financing a film, would you take a risk on a basket case who couldn't even figure out what sex organ they want to attach/detach to/from their body on any given day?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

==========

"Will her presence increase ticket sales? Will the hiring of her increase our positive press? Will there be controversy that can help drive free media?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

416 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

ok dude

we all know how HARD you've been looking too!

He looked at the MFM and they told him it was all on the up and up so that's good enough for Billy Bagpipes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (Uzjfo)

The MFM has been established as the primary source of criminal evidence since 2016.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (/Dgcm)

417 Is it just me, or does Emma Porter look like a super villain from a James Bond movie?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

418 287 How can you take seriously something that on its face is ludicrous?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

You don't. You take not being fired seriously.

Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (3VCGm)

419 She was molested and/or raped multiple times by agents, producers and directors, so she's now lez. After being lez for a time, she decides she wants the power of man, so she will now rape her "significant other," whatever that thing is.

Whoopieeeee.

God is not amused.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

420 Might even become one of those semi-hermits that lives aboard at the docks.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (V24Qg)

I would love to do this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (sfhL4)

421 I think if you have trouble with your actual biological gender as a female and don't know what you are, it's imperative you button your shirt's top button all the way to the top. Dork-style.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (O+I8R)

422 If I say I'm the reincarnation of Genghis Khan, I get committed and medicated.

Right? You're obviously Napoleon.
Posted by: pep at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (v16oJ)

------

Teddy Rooselvelt.

CHAARRRRRRRRGE!!!!!

*Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

423 Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

She gives no fucks lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (IYHxL)

424 Saint Peter: "All right, calm down everyone... Who's next? Ah, yes. Mr. Vanya... Let's see... Yeah... 'Went to pro life rally to meet women'."

*presses trapdoor button*
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (aKqzO)

lol..well, not just to meet women but also to support the cause, yes? I'm sure St. Peter will understand.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:37 PM (a0IVu)

425 LOOOOOOK AATTT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Elliott Stinkfinger at December 01, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

426 So now she's "trans," and she'll -- um, he'll -- be called "Elliot."

"El Idiot" uses the proper masculine article.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2020 02:37 PM (sc/gu)

427 What exactly is the real talent of these people in Hollywood? They're not overly attractive or interesting. Most of them can't convincingly act or play a role. Their personal lives are a mess and 99% of them are Left Wing nuts. That is, they have no measurable talents and are fueled mostly by psychosis.

They put out.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 01, 2020 02:37 PM (naEeR)

428 About 10 or 20 years from now there's going to be a huge surge in serial killers in the US.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (T1P1d)

Thanks to the USDA, they won't have to worry about a shortage of fat girls.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (jOcSX)

429 I'd say attend a March for Life gathering. There are lovely, normal young ladies there.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (a0IVu)

They don't put out.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

430 Vanya, sounds like she wanted an absentee sugar daddy

good riddance

keep working out, endorphins are good

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (nUhF0)

431 Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page (born February 21, 1987) is a Canadian actress and producer. She first became known for her role in the series Pit Pony (1997-2000), for which she won a Young Artist Award, and for her recurring roles in Trailer Park Boys (2002) and ReGenesis (2004).
-and-
Elliot Philpotts-Page is a Canadian actor and producer. He first became known for his role in the series Pit Pony, for which he won a Young Artist Award, and for his recurring roles in Trailer Park Boys and ReGenesis.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 01, 2020 02:08 PM (4a9Vv)

Well, there's the problem. The hyphenated surname. The root of the crazy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (mzC78)

432 So let's Get Out In Front Of It, as the kool cids also say, and make up a new, "socially just" term for Married Unit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (/xqqO)

I've already heard people using the word spouse. I pre-empted ever having to deal with them again by sympathizing about how hard it was to tell human sexes apart.

They took offense to it, for some reason. I really don't understand this species.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (V24Qg)

433

Barr, another traitor.

No spine.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (sfhL4)

434 Barr can go F himself....useless pos.

How much taxpayer money has been wasted on the Durham investigation that is going no where? Probably more than the Mueller witch hunt.

Nuke DC from orbit...just to be sure.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

435 I wonder how many actresses have ever met an actual decent man.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (lgiXo)

436 It's obvious that being gay or lesbian isn't woke enough

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (Zmnko)

437 Three whistleblower truck drivers allege they drove completed ballots across state lines in October

No evidence of fraud!
Posted by: Bagpipes Bill Barr at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko)

Manifests prove nothing about what cargo they were carrying.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (/Dgcm)

438 Saint Peter: "All right, calm down everyone...
Who's next? Ah, yes. Mr. Vanya... Let's see... Yeah... 'Went to pro
life rally to meet women'."

*presses trapdoor button*

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (aKqzO)

lol

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (KnJdm)

439 >>>she looks like Jeneane Garafolo with less tattooing.

yeah whatever happened to that bitch

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)

440
I propose, from now on, instead of using the cristo-patriarchal* terms "wife" and "husband," we simply use Them to describe our wives and/or husbands.

For example: "Hello, They! Have you met my Them?"

*you like that? I just made it up.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (/xqqO)

441
- OT:
Citizens monitoring election locations in GA have posted pics of the arrival of mobile hardware shredding trucks. A potential Athens, TN, moment is in the making.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (EEVQU)

DOMINION Ownership

- Beijing Guoxiang (33%)
- UBS (24.99%)
- Guangdong Comm. Group (14.01%)
- China Guodian (14%)
- COFCO Group (14%)
ALL Chinese Govt entities

UBS Securities is a swiss investment bank which owns 24.99% of UBS Securities Co LTS, a Chinese Investment Bank. The remaining 75% of UBS Securities CO LTD is owned by the Chinese government

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/
1333831292803313665/photo/1

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (CZm2G)

442 Does this mean Elliot will only audition for male roles?
Or only transgender roles?
Or does "they" plan on still portraying female characters?

Just curious because all of this identity dictating what roles an actor is allowed to play is a hilarious trainwreck.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

443 child actor = had to fuck someone to get the role as a kid = mental illness = fag cross dresser QED

Posted by: DJ3Way at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (bhPL1)

444 "Will her presence increase ticket sales? Will the
hiring of her increase our positive press? Will there be controversy
that can help drive free media?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

Will there be a certain large risk that it will off itself during the filming.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (KnJdm)

445 @250

Nothing to explain, Barr is a Deep State button man nothing more,
the good news is that he and Durham will soon be gone and not be a
reminder of what abject failure and trechary look like.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 02:25 PM (htI5H)

Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

446 *Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

In mine, it saunters in, hands you a glass of wine, and sits down for a chat so it can really get to know you.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (V24Qg)

447 a little bird told me that the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is about Linda Cardelini, who cheated on Jason Seagal with, and this is fucking unbelievable, Ghostbusters director and OG metrosexual Paul Feig.

Her director from Freaks and Geeks.

that explains how he knew her. It doesn't explain anything else.

i guess the Aldous Snow character, with his weird sex stuff, is based on Paul Feig. My little bird told me that Paul Feig talks constantly about sex, and says that the character "Stephon" reminds him of Feig.

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (nuqdl)

==========

I do love that movie.

It cuts deep. People are savage to each other there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

At this point, I just basically assume the Hollywood movie industry exists to give access for rich and powerful men and women, to young and vulnerable "talent" for them to mash on at their whim, based on the tastes of said rich and powerful industry leaders.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

448
yeah whatever happened to that bitch
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)

-----

She got *REALLY* big and wont do appearances now.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

449 lol..well, not just to meet women but also to support the cause, yes? I'm sure St. Peter will understand.
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:37 PM (a0IVu)

I know, I just thought it was a funny visual

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (aKqzO)

450 Reports are that Electronics Shredding companies are right now destroying everything in GA that needs to preserve The Steal.

Bagpipes Billy: No evidence of fraud.

Trump crosses the Rubicon or it's over.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (NYS7S)

451 Long ago I had delusions of being in a, erm, um, a non-acting Hollywood job.

Sooooo fcking glad that never came close to happening.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (02b6n)

452

Barr, another ahole that stabbed Trump in the back.

I remember his interview on Mark Levin's show.

He's just a talker, with nothing to really say or do.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (sfhL4)

453 Remember that old movie where he got knocked up?

I liked they in that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (i9nr2)

454
Well, "spouse" and "partner" are not acceptable.
Why?

Because the Neo-Leftists of today didn't think of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (/xqqO)

455 This Aerospace dude is just as good as the black lady.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (IYHxL)

456 IDK what I'm going to do. I've been working out, reading and smoking cigars. If Biden's really inbound I'm close to sliding into full on Fuck It mode.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:28 PM (aKqzO)

I actually know a very nice, makes 6 figures young lady in her early 30s who is single. Genuinely good person

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (YkawN)

457 What about the "wife"? One day she's a lesbian married to a woman, the next day she's a lesbian married to a man.

Did the wife agree to be straight?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (i0wNm)

458 "441

- OT:

Citizens monitoring election locations in GA have posted pics of the
arrival of mobile hardware shredding trucks. A potential Athens, TN,
moment is in the making.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (EEVQU)

DOMINION Ownership

- Beijing Guoxiang (33%)

- UBS (24.99%)

- Guangdong Comm. Group (14.01%)

- China Guodian (14%)

- COFCO Group (14%)

ALL Chinese Govt entities

UBS Securities is a swiss investment bank which owns 24.99% of UBS
Securities Co LTS, a Chinese Investment Bank. The remaining 75% of UBS
Securities CO LTD is owned by the Chinese government

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/

1333831292803313665/photo/1

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (CZm2G)"

This is why PA's public records pertaining to the Dominion contracts have the sections on foreign financial interests redacted.

Re: Barr. This guy defended the people who killed Vicky Weaver; that was a big clue, and was always a cloud hanging over him.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (EEVQU)

459 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

I was just thinking this. I hope it's not true.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)

460 433

Barr, another traitor.

No spine.
--------------

It's not a matter of spine, he know exactly what he is doing. He is the definition of traitor. His children will also have to live in the same socialist shit hole as everyone else. They will curse his fat ass.... not sure he even cares.

Posted by: Ward at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (nzKWW)

461 And I believe there different legal standards to consider, as well.

One does not have to document that Candidate X actually won, because he received 2.358 more votes than Candidate Y, who was initially declared the winner, by removing illegal/illegit votes for Candidate Y from the initial count - that's a recount/recanvass exercise.

The legal standard is demonstrating there is reason to doubt the official outcome of an election. When the House race in NC recently was a do-over, and the House primary in NY state this summer was a do-over, it wasn't based on a specific numerical demonstration of enough fraud/error to overcome a specific margin.

It was based on there being no basis for confidence in the outcome, as the election was actually run. Likewise the municipal race in Paterson, NJ being thrown out, due to documented fraud/illegal activity - it wasn't a case of showing numerically that the illegal activity was the specific difference.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (OTzUX)

462 Over/under what age she'll commit suicide?

Posted by: Dad of Six at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (OzGKT)

463 How in the hell does a normal guy date these days ????
Posted by: James at December 01, 2020 02:23 PM (nOJDr)

I actually have started dating someone these past few months. I suppose that could only happen to me in this Bizarro World year of 2020.

Posted by: The Zombies at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (Izzlo)

464 He just called the FBI a joke. LOLOL

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (IYHxL)

465 What exactly is the real talent of these people in Hollywood?

99% of them are Left Wing nuts.

Posted by: You answered your own question at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (BBWrU)

466 That you believe Barr is one of the Good Guys explains a lot ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (Ygw2F)

It's hard to keep up here.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (CQ3Qb)

467 Off British Invasion sock

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (Izzlo)

468 I wouldn't trust a word coming from the AP or any MSM organization without the full evidence and transcriptions with audio/video provided.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (vPzhp)

469 Derek (Lid on Likes) (#Kraken Emeritus)
@PereGrimmer

I'll await Barr's actual words to see what to think. The above is about the press construct. The AP.

Jim Trutsle

@trutsle
He said people were confusing the use of the federal criminal justice system with allegations that should be made in civil lawsuits. He said such a remedy for those complaints would be a top-down audit conducted by state or local officials, not the U.S. Justice Department.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (JWCyv)

470 Barr, another traitor.

No spine.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (sfhL4)

Your know, 48 hours, two weeks, whatever.

But I would guess a preemptive strike to delegitimize El Presedente from any action at all no matter how overt, even actual foreign manipulation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (/Dgcm)

471 Reports are that Electronics Shredding companies are right now destroying everything in GA that needs to preserve The Steal.

Bagpipes Billy: No evidence of fraud.

Trump crosses the Rubicon or it's over.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (NYS7S)

They have been ordered not to so if they do, not only do spolation rules apply but also they will may be jailed for contempt.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (946rW)

472 I knew a lot of people that vanished into the DC machine. Not one of them lasted more than a few years without getting their tickets punched for the gravy train, even for the most innocuous types of work. None of them are friends any longer.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (EEVQU)

_________

My best friend from college was a radical libertarian Ayn Rand-lover like me. after five more years of graduate school thanks to wealthy parents and a decade working in the private sector in San Francisco, she got a job with US Treasury Department. Overnight, she became a globalist statist whom I no longer recognize.

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (bYKnu)

473 I always have a moment of hesitation when someone introduces me to his or her partner.
You mean, business...?
Ah crap, got it wrong again.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (lgiXo)

474 The 40 or so trans murders are mostly working trans who were killed during a sex or drug transaction or killed in a domestic dispute. And I'm guessing that there were at least 10 trans who committed a homicide or attempted homicide last year.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (2DOZq)

475 And I find it extremely doubtful Barr would say this, or be anywhere close to a position to say anything like it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (OTzUX)

476 Three whistleblower truck drivers allege they drove completed ballots across state lines in October

Okay, so maybe there was a little bit of fraud...

but it was isolated, not widespread or anything...

just some sloppiness as Sandy Berger would say

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (tWnED)

477 Bit odd that more of Hollywood hasn't gone this route. It's almost a little reassuring that even most of the pansexual, nut jobs that populate our Hollywood movies are apparently not crazy enough to play this transgender game/card ... yet.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (dYe5S)

478 Well, I'll never look at a Trans Am the same way again.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (C+We0)

479 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

___

OK so what did he REALLY then?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:43 PM (22mNy)

480
would not bang either of those chicks in top pic

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (GIeIM)

481 Barr can go F himself....useless pos.

How much taxpayer money has been wasted on the Durham investigation that is going no where? Probably more than the Mueller witch hunt.

Nuke DC from orbit...just to be sure.
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

Actually there is no evidence that Barr / Durham has done anything substantial since day one.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (/Dgcm)

482 Re: Barr. This guy defended the people who killed Vicky Weaver; that was a big clue, and was always a cloud hanging over him.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (EEVQU)

I've wondered about that. How do the agents involved justify this shit to themselves?

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (aKqzO)

483 They have been ordered not to so if they do, not only do spolation rules apply but also they will may be jailed for contempt.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (946rW)

Somebody has to arrest them first.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (NYS7S)

484 So is Ellen an actual tranny or just identifying as male?

The ones like Jessica Yaniv and the PA health thing where they're obviously just play acting and have done no medical stuff always scream the loudest.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

She's a petite female, with a cute but not glamorous face.

Regardless of what she calls herself, that's what she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)

485 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election
************************
Don't tell Jackstraw for at least two weeks.

Posted by: megthered at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (SM/op)

486 Has she just disqualified herself from NASDAQ boardrooms?

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (SjwtK)

487 I didn't think Democrats would have "enough" to steal this election, but I damn sure warned you about Barr.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (xuxOR)

488 what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (GIeIM)

489 ....They have been ordered not to so if they do, not only do spolation rules apply but also they will may be jailed for contempt.
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lol ...where have you been the last 4 years.

Posted by: Ward at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (nzKWW)

490 So....we can be masculine without balls?

Wouldn't it be easier to cope with her situation by taking the same estrogen therapy that Bruce Jenner relied on for decades? I mean it worked for Bruce.....

Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (k+h+d)

491 Is she gonna get a hysterectomy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (e7/oJ)

492 Actually there is no evidence that Barr / Durham has done anything substantial since day one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Spent millions of dollars. That's pretty substantial.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (na0uG)

493 Might even become one of those semi-hermits that lives aboard at the docks.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:33 PM (V24Qg)

I would love to do this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:36 PM (sfhL4)

Note to self: Bigger boat.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (V24Qg)

494 They have been ordered not to so if they do, not only do spolation rules apply but also they will may be jailed for contempt.

remember when they said: nobody would ever lie to a FISA judge !!
why the penalties would be severe !!

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (tWnED)

495 yeah ok Bill Barr is for sure swampy:

https://twitter.com/ali/status/
1333859569836167171?s=20

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (j9HX3)

496 Actually there is no evidence that Barr / Durham has done anything substantial since day one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (/Dgcm)

Fffff...you're right. Would explain the lack of leaks, and well, lack of everything else.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

497
what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (GIeIM)

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Interspecies.

That dude over there identifies as an ant eater.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

498 Is she gonna get a hysterectomy?

- -

Don't marginalize Elliot. It will be a theyterectomy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (C+We0)

499 No Penis, No Peace.

Know Penis, Know Peace.

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (K5agK)

500 Beware of the dudes with a supposed R after their name who say all the right things, and whisper sweet tough-talk nothings in your ear.

Watch instead what they do. What they risk.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (xuxOR)

501 434 Barr can go F himself....useless pos.

How much taxpayer money has been wasted on the Durham investigation that is going no where? Probably more than the Mueller witch hunt.

Nuke DC from orbit...just to be sure.
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

I doubt Durham spent much money not investigating anything

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (YkawN)

502 My best friend from college was a radical libertarian Ayn Rand-lover like me. after five more years of graduate school thanks to wealthy parents and a decade working in the private sector in San Francisco, she got a job with US Treasury Department. Overnight, she became a globalist statist whom I no longer recognize.
Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (bYKnu)

___

One of my peeps in college is the son of 2 career diplomats. About as deep state as it gets. After college he went to work for an investment bank in London. Then after a few years got a job in the federal govt. And I was like wait a second dude, you're taking at least a 50% pay cut what's the deal? And he didn't outright say it, but reading between the lines said there's more money to be made in the fderal govt with a $150K salary than working in the private sector with a $300K salary.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (22mNy)

503
488 what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????

Fucking turtles.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (dWwl8)

504 Will she be getting a dick?

Posted by: Dyin Joe at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (kHxoG)

505 I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

Oh smug asshole thinkgs he's fooled the rubes.
Good number of us know you are full of crap.

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (+2xjH)

506 now tranny
next, ????
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (GIeIM)

Age defiant

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (xuxOR)

507 what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????

Pedo. They've been quite open about that if you've been paying attention.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

508 Do women who identify as men act like stereotypical hyper masculine men or do they act like effeminate men?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (lgiXo)

509 "Transplaining" ...

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That sounds alot like surfing on a dyke.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:27 PM (8XRCm)

__________

Love that old Joe Satriani album "Surfing with the Dyke."

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (nbiFZ)

510 Citizens monitoring election locations in GA have posted pics of the arrival of mobile hardware shredding trucks.
Damn, we got there just minutes too late. But looks like there's a good restaurant across the street.

Posted by: Fred at the FBI at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

511 459 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

I was just thinking this. I hope it's not true.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)

Sounds pretty true...

Barr didn’t name Powell specifically but said: “There’s been one assertion that would be systemic fraud and that would be the claim that machines were programmed essentially to skew the election results. And the DHS and DOJ have looked into that, and so far, we haven’t seen anything to substantiate that,” Barr said.

He said people were confusing the use of the federal criminal justice system with allegations that should be made in civil lawsuits. He said such a remedy for those complaints would be a top-down audit conducted by state or local officials, not the U.S. Justice Department.

“There’s a growing tendency to use the criminal justice system as sort of a default fix-all, and people don’t like something they want the Department of Justice to come in and ‘investigate,’” Barr said.

He said first of all there must be a basis to believe there is a crime to investigate.

“Most claims of fraud are very particularized to a particular set of circumstances or actors or conduct. They are not systemic allegations and. And those have been run down; they are being run down,” Barr said. “Some have been broad and potentially cover a few thousand votes. They have been followed up on.”

https://tinyurl.com/y58zry4p

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (cF8AT)

512 what comes after tranny?

People who are born with a desire to love children....
and not in a nice, giving them presents way

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (tWnED)

513 488 what comes after tranny?

Offing yourself to save the planet.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (DB16e)

514 If I'd been a kid during these times, I'd have gotten much better grades in grammar. Because, apparently, rules no longer matter.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (FzYC+)

515 399 Seriously, if you were financing a film, would you take a risk on a basket case who couldn't even figure out what sex organ they want to attach/detach to/from their body on any given day?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

Pre-Covid you'd do it for social points/to win an Oscar as the studio made enough of their summer blockbuster to write of their more progressive mission statements.

Post-Covid that large bank sitting there to underwrite those losses may not exist anymore, or to much of an extent. Now if those actors who want to "make a powerful statement" are willing to work for scale the movies may still get made, but I wonder how many are willing to work for scale for what they "believe."

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

516 One hit movie and her career is over. Now comes the crazy scramble for has-been attention.

Posted by: Desultory joe at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (L9P9s)

517 503
488 what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????

Fucking turtles.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (dWwl

The working title of Elaine Chao's autobiography?

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (Izzlo)

518 At this point, I just basically assume the Hollywood movie industry exists to give access for rich and powerful men and women, to young and vulnerable "talent" for them to mash on at their whim, based on the tastes of said rich and powerful industry leaders.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

Same as it always was - huge overlap between theatre and prostitution.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (/Dgcm)

519 We haven't found a level of fraud that would affect the outcome ~~yet, but we're getting close. We have a ton of leads we're chasing. We'll know soon.~~

Run with it!

Posted by: AP Editor at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (kTF2Z)

520 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

************************

Don't tell Jackstraw for at least two weeks.

Posted by: megthered at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (SM/op)

#TWOWEEKSWHENTHEWALLSFELL

Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (J70i0)

521 Interspecies.

That dude over there identifies as an ant eater.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

Squid-monster from outer space. Take me to your Japan, I've heard a lot of things about this place.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (V24Qg)

522 >>> 497
what comes after tranny?

first it was bi
next, gay
now tranny
next, ????
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (GIeIM)

-------

Interspecies.

That dude over there identifies as an ant eater.
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

You skipped Epstein, Who Did Not Kill Himself, and his clients.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (02b6n)

523 Ellen Page is a boy, girl, cat, whatever, that I've never heard of.

If this creature really wants attention, "Elliott" should get a divorce, then marry Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (AMIL/)

524 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

Well, we absolutely, finally know who this fucker is. All these hearings going on showing evidence there was fraud but he doesn't see it. Okay.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (nxdel)

525
They have been ordered not to so if they do, not only do spolation rules apply but also they will may be jailed for contempt.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:42 PM (946rW)

Jailed for contempt. Oh yeah, riiiiiight.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (Fs5vw)

526 @realDonaldTrump 16m
Hope everybody is watching @OANN right now. Other media afraid to show. People are coming forward like never before. Large truck carrying hundreds of thousands of fraudulent (FAKE) ballots to a voting center? TERRIBLE - SAVE AMERICA!

Posted by: AoS media barely covers it either at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (BBWrU)

527 Damned shame. It was always pretty when it was young.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (AFSld)

528 You skipped Epstein, Who Did Not Kill Himself, and his clients.

Yup. Pedo is the next alphabet people thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)

529 Remember that old movie where he got knocked up?

I liked they in that one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (i9nr2)

Under viewed and appreciated, is the movie "Super," with her starring alongside Dwight Schrute from The Office.

It's a movie directed by James Gunn.

So... with that out of the way, it's a brilliant and twisted satire, about a couple losers who decide to take on superhero roles.

Things go... not exactly as planned.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (hku12)

530 DOMINION Ownership

- Beijing Guoxiang (33%)
- UBS (24.99%)
- Guangdong Comm. Group (14.01%)
- China Guodian (14%)
- COFCO Group (14%)

ALL Chinese Govt entities

UBS Securities is a swiss investment bank which owns 24.99% of UBS
Securities Co LTS, a Chinese Investment Bank. The remaining 75% of UBS
Securities CO LTD is owned by the Chinese government

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/
1333831292803313665/photo/1
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (CZm2G)"

This is why PA's public records pertaining to the Dominion contracts have the sections on foreign financial interests redacted.
...
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (EEVQU)

Mark Steyn said it was purchased in October.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (CZm2G)

531 Do women who identify as men act like stereotypical hyper masculine men or do they act like effeminate men?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (lgiXo)

Butch women.

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/ 155088194_7b261f366f.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

532 505
I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

Oh smug asshole thinkgs he's fooled the rubes.

Good number of us know you are full of crap.

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:46 PM (+2xjH)

Wait, so the Good Guys DO have the secret server? What's the latest on that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

533
He said first of all there must be a basis to believe there is a crime to investigate.

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Ok Roseanne Barr...... whatever you say.

But.... How many FBI agents went to invistgate a garage door pull down at a NASCAR garage again???

13????

*makes jerky-jerk motions.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

534 508 Do women who identify as men act like stereotypical hyper masculine men or do they act like effeminate men?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (lgiXo)

__________

I assume the alpha female as well as the beta female adapt accordingly ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (nbiFZ)

535 what comes after tranny?

The universal joint.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

536 Fucked up as a pet coon.
And I am supposed to care, why?

Posted by: Clean Underwear When I wear It at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (ln5wD)

537 fucking Chicom puppet bitch

New Day
@NewDay
"I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (JWCyv)

538 397 >>she looks like Jeneane Garafolo with less tattooing.

She looks like what you HOPED Jeneane Garafolo looked like without her glasses.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 02:34 PM (2Wa+h)

She looks like what you'd see without your glasses.

Posted by: browndog at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (BgMrQ)

539 22 This stuff is how you know Satan is real.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 02:01 PM (6DieP)

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Yes. He's working his ass off through mental illness. Sick. Seeking who he could devour.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (FMoYW)

540 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

Yeah, I'm putting a 48 hour rule on this news.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (+2xjH)

541 The Vagenis.

It's better. It's both.

Posted by: Victor Victoria at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (ktqLp)

542 You'll also see more of this now that Hollywood is dying

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (AFSld)

543 >> 491 Is she gonna get a hysterectomy?
If she does, it will be a hersterectomy.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (uWF4x)

544 yall seen the cover photo for InStyle magazine? It's Obama and it is hilariously awful.

He looks like he's got a buttplug in.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (IYHxL)

545 535.
Oh buddy you win this thread.

Posted by: Clean Underwear When I wear It at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (ln5wD)

546 You know, tranies are boring and mentally ill. Ninja Turtles are cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)

547 I guess the Good Guys don't have the secret server after all.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

___

But the white hats......

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (22mNy)

548 I'm going with Imperator Mundi.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

Quibble: isn't this a title, not a pronoun?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (mzC78)

549 Trying to decide which of the 'its' has the highest forehead.

Posted by: cjhmhch at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (eSgwh)

550 Elliot Page was the most annoying character in Inception.

Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (S8ePJ)

551 542 You'll also see more of this now that Hollywood is dying
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Its dead, Jim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)

552 Barr just popped up out of his hole to tell AP that the DoJ hasn't found evidence of enough fraud to overturn the election

************************

Now they're just pissing on our leg and telling us that it's raining.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (9Om/r)

553 544 yall seen the cover photo for InStyle magazine? It's Obama and it is hilariously awful.

He looks like he's got a buttplug in.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (IYHxL)

That asshole is everywhere these days. Looks like a drug addict.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (a0IVu)

554 Bill Barr can eat a bag of dicks. Make it two, he looks like he can pack them in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)

555 Both Elliot and they's beau have fiveheads.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (H5knJ)

556 @realDonaldTrump 16m
Hope everybody is watching @OANN right now. Other media afraid to show. People are coming forward like never before. Large truck carrying hundreds of thousands of fraudulent (FAKE) ballots to a voting center? TERRIBLE - SAVE AMERICA!
Posted by: AoS media barely covers it either at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (BBWrU)

That's swell, Mr. President. 97% of the people who voted for you, and even a sizeable chunk who voted for the meat-puppet, know or strongly suspect the election was stolen. Already. Mission Fucking Accomplished.

Now, what is going to be done about it. Because, and I'm sure you know this sir, the clock is fucking ticking.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

557 At this point, I just basically assume the Hollywood movie industry exists to give access for rich and powerful men and women, to young and vulnerable "talent" for them to mash on at their whim, based on the tastes of said rich and powerful industry leaders.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

Same as it always was - huge overlap between theatre and prostitution.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (/Dgcm)

The Prostitution Industrial Complex is a more honorable profession, because they generally.... generally, don't employ children.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)

558 If I can't bore

then I ignore

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (MIsHM)

559 He looks like he's got a buttplug in.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (IYHxL)

Does someone want to tell him, or should I?

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (aKqzO)

560 TERRIBLE - SAVE AMERICA!
Posted by: AoS media barely covers it either at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (BBWrU)

The HQ has made a determined move to the fence.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (CZm2G)

561 I'm wondering if movies where she appeared will now have the credits revised.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (C+We0)

562 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE ACTUALLY DOWN TO 2 WEEKS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLEISBERGER at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (r+sAi)

563 "482
Re: Barr. This guy defended the people who killed Vicky Weaver; that was a big clue, and was always a cloud hanging over him.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (EEVQU)

I've wondered about that. How do the agents involved justify this shit to themselves?

Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:44 PM (aKqzO)"

The depictions of shithead fed agents in late 90's/early 2000's angry right wing didactic fiction are pretty much spot-on. Power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic assholes.

They're in a club; fuck everyone who isn't.

The agency and several others should have been turned inside out and scoured over Ruby Ridge; they trick the dude into cutting a shotgun barrel a fraction of an inch too short in order to coerce him into turning informant against some other group, then when he doesn't play ball they put out warrants on him after "oops" failing to properly notify him of a required court appearance.

20 years after later you have the FBI setting up a Bonnie and Clyde
style ambush on a vehicle full of people in OR who were on their way to
meet with a sheriff - they seized the sheriff's dispatch center and
jammed local commo to prevent warning from getting out, opened fire on
the vehicle as soon as it stopped, and then policed up and disposed of
their brass in an attempt to hide the fact that they'd opened fire.

And then you have Garland, and Pulse, and a dozen other incidents with fatalities. Fuck 'em, the FBI needs the scorched earth treatment. Disband the entire org and a lifetime ban on government jobs for everyone involved.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (EEVQU)

564
That's swell, Mr. President. 97% of the people who voted for you, and even a sizeable chunk who voted for the meat-puppet, know or strongly suspect the election was stolen. Already. Mission Fucking Accomplished.

Now, what is going to be done about it. Because, and I'm sure you know this sir, the clock is fucking ticking.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

Yup. Do something, Mr. President.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

565 https://twitter.com/ali/status/
1333859569836167171?s=20
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (j9HX3)

This guy is a literal felon and grifter. He has a record. He is flying private jet across the country. he refuses to make transparent the donations, and will block you when you ask. I don't know why people get fooled into following these criminals over and over again.
People should stop fetishizing POC. maybe this would end the grift.
Also, Ali came out as anti-hillbilly and anti-redneck in Georgia. Said America will lose if Hillbillies make the decisions and lead. Not even joking. He said ignore 100 plus million Americans and don't follow them and don't let them lead.
Fuck this anti-white trash. Into the trash Ali goes.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (vPzhp)

566 First time I ran afoul of the pronoun police was a few years ago watching a GDQ (speedruning marathon) event on Twitch. Right around the time the group had been taken over and became all gay all the time.

Anyway, cool event on. Speed runner doing Zelda II, and a dude on keyboard playing the game music, scene transitions and all, was pretty awesome. On the screen, his pronouns were listed, they/them. I wrote in the chat, "he's pretty good at this". Mod immediately responded that I was to refer to him as they. I asked where the other dude is. Permabanned to this day.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (eiOC1)

567 The Prostitution Industrial Complex is a more honorable profession, because they generally.... generally, don't employ children.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)

Not publicly anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (CZm2G)

568 what comes after tranny?

The universal joint.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

Drive belt on a harley. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (9Om/r)

569 It was just a bunch of individuals acting individually. No evidence of coordination and no single individual committed enough fraud to overturn the entire election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (dNzKv)

570 540 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

Yeah, I'm putting a 48 hour rule on this news.
------------------------------------------------------------

Barr's actions over the last couple weeks are consistent with the statement that is attributed to him. No need to wait. He's a cock sucker....

Posted by: Ward at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (nzKWW)

571 what comes after tranny?

The universal joint.
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

------

Torque converter. Or the diferential.

Depends on which way youre looking.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

572 Check at the pool

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (CZm2G)

573 Bill Barr can eat a bag of dicks. Make it two, he looks like he can pack them in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at Decemb

FUCK HIM, I'm fist in line for the bag of dicks

Posted by: mitt romney at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (GIeIM)

574 Mark Steyn does it so well; today on Rush he went on for several minutes about "The Durham Report". He also lambasted the American election process in a several minute rant. France allows absentee ballots only if you are out of the country and can prove it: Macron says mail in voting is too easy to defraud.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (HCeRP)

Yes Bill Barr is trash. But SCOTUS is not yet proven to be. Looks like PA legislators might fight. AZ maybe too. Get WI or GA on board, election goes to the House.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (YkawN)

575
Under viewed and appreciated, is the movie "Super," with her starring alongside Dwight Schrute from The Office.

It's a movie directed by James Gunn.

So... with that out of the way, it's a brilliant and twisted satire, about a couple losers who decide to take on superhero roles.

Things go... not exactly as planned.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (hku12)

Any movie where the superhero uses a large pipe wrench as his main weapon,

gets an automatic thumb''s up from me.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (dWwl8)

576
"Stolid lantern-jawed female prevents who want to boss us around" theme today.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (M/3Cu)

577 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he
said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not
quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

Yeah, I'm putting a 48 hour rule on this news.
----------

This is fair. But it is out there now. He has a small window in which to correct the record.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

578 Wait, so the Good Guys DO have the secret server? What's the latest on that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

The latest and always on that is that you are a Dominion apologist and troll.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (946rW)

579 564
That's swell, Mr. President. 97% of the people who voted for you, and even a sizeable chunk who voted for the meat-puppet, know or strongly suspect the election was stolen. Already. Mission Fucking Accomplished.

Now, what is going to be done about it. Because, and I'm sure you know this sir, the clock is fucking ticking.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

Yup. Do something, Mr. President.
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

__

So tweeting shit turns out not to be an effective way to president after all? Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (22mNy)

580 What is the word of Bill Barr worth anyway? Only difference is whether we end up disappointed now or in the future.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

581 Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (EEVQU)

Lone Wolf McVeigh was all too convenient on many levels.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (vPzhp)

582 526 @realDonaldTrump 16m
Hope everybody is watching @OANN right now. Other media afraid to show. People are coming forward like never before. Large truck carrying hundreds of thousands of fraudulent (FAKE) ballots to a voting center? TERRIBLE - SAVE AMERICA!
Posted by: AoS media barely covers it either at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (BBWrU)

Are these tweets leading to something?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (H8QX8)

583 Reward bad behavior, and you will get more of it.
What a stupid time to be alive..

Posted by: wytshus at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (tYFNP)

584 >>> 542 You'll also see more of this now that Hollywood is dying
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (AFSld)

Horrywood no die. We pay good!

Posted by: CHYna at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (02b6n)

585 FUCK HIM, I'm fist in line for the bag of dicks
Posted by: mitt romney at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (GIeIM)

We had them all delivered to Kalorama. Get your own.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)

586 62 The seven genders of dr Lao
Posted by: PC movie reboots at December 01, 2020 02:05 PM (5LhWh)

======

Heh. Saw that on TCM the other night. First time. I was astounded they'd show Tony Randall dressed up as an old Chinese.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (dfRN6)

587 171 Honestly, I don't really care. You want to call yourself a dude? Have at it. I can call myself the King of All Britannia too. We're both just making shit up, but whatever makes you happy.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:12 PM (22mNy)

Agreed
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (aKqzO)

Totally agree. The problem is that when we are forced to play this stupid game.

I can call myself "Shahinshah" but no one else on earth will address me as His Majesty The Shahinshah.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (RnjQi)

588 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (vPzhp)

I've never trusted the guy once he was linked with another fraudster. I don't think the right has a fetish with people of another race, but in the PR game it's powerful to put up a face that the other side says doesn't exist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (IYHxL)

589
He looks like he's got a buttplug in.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (IYHxL)

it's only not when he shits.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

590 If I thought Ellen/Elliot/Whatever was kinda hot in Super does that make me gay?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (th3Mg)

591 FUCK HIM, I'm fist in line for the bag of dicks
Posted by: mitt romney

great typo

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (nUhF0)

592 That's the way to get a 22% pay raise! Join the patriarchy. Although I do suggest Elliot not be shown the secret handshake for a month or two.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (vI+F1)

593 That's swell, Mr. President. 97% of the people who
voted for you, and even a sizeable chunk who voted for the meat-puppet,
know or strongly suspect the election was stolen. Already. Mission
Fucking Accomplished.

Now, what is going to be done about it. Because, and I'm sure you know this sir, the clock is fucking ticking.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

Yup. Do something, Mr. President.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

Well if trump doesn't want to go down in history as the president who lost America to the chinese he better grow some planet size balls and do something. This is the first time I would tell him tweet less, shoot more.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (9Om/r)

594 516 One hit movie and her career is over. Now comes the crazy scramble for has-been attention.
Posted by: Desultory joe at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (L9P9s)

==========

She'll be starring in straight to Redbox action movies with Bruce Willis if she doesn't do something to turn it all around soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (sotra)

595 So from that Barr snippet it appears that, as many have noted all along, the action is in the civil matter of laws being followed for the election, WRT mail-ins, absentees, eligible voter status, etc.

The Trump lawsuits are directed at these issues, not the electronic aspect.

That aspect needs to be thoroughly examined - actually, anything more than a simple stand-alone adding machine needs to be eliminated from the process, as many have been pointing out for YEARS - but it's not where the action has ever been.

Of course the actual factual details of out-of-state illegal voting (such as that quickly documented by Braynard), and the mishandling of WI absentees, and the failure to signature verify GA or PA mail-ins, even the eye-witness accounts of multiple-counting in Wayne County - that's mundane stuff next to firefights at computer centers in Germany, and who invested in which company.

But it's what matters, it's what could get courts or legislatures to act, as they (well, courts) have done routinely in our history - though of course never at the presidential level.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (OTzUX)

596 Not to defend Bill Barr but I would not believe the press about what he said. They are gaslighting us in every way and have a bad habit of not quoting all of what someone says and twisting through paraphrasing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 02:39 PM (946rW)

Yeah, I'm putting a 48 hour rule on this news.
------------------------------------------------------------

Barr's actions over the last couple weeks are consistent with the statement that is attributed to him. No need to wait. He's a cock sucker....
Posted by: Ward

28 days post election. Zero indictments.
That's a pretty safe assumption.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (na0uG)

597 200 Ferrero Roche Challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSWnmMS4PP8

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (AHq56)

598 >>>That dude over there identifies as an ant eater

I am a meat popsicle

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (AFSld)

599 I saw Fist in Line open for Fight at Reunion Arena in '06.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

600
What exactly is the real talent of these people in Hollywood? They're not overly attractive or interesting.

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1.) Related to the right guy

2.) Banged the right guy

Evidenced by their creative output, none of them has any acting, writing, or directing talent, so that leaves "nepots and perverts," FTW.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (BvLWD)

601 133,000-288,000 completed ballots were shipped from Bethpage NY to Lancaster Pa.

Bethpage mob is currently debating whether to boast about this or deny it.

Posted by: Oyster Bay heritage at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (BBWrU)

602 From that Johns Hopkins study ...

"All of this points to no evidence that COVID-19 created any excess deaths. Total death numbers are not above normal death numbers. We found no evidence to the contrary," Briand concluded.

In an interview with The News-Letter, Briand addressed the question of whether COVID-19 deaths can be called misleading since the infection might have exacerbated and even led to deaths by other underlying diseases.

"If [the COVID-19 death toll] was not misleading at all, what we should have observed is an increased number of heart attacks and increased COVID-19 numbers. But a decreased number of heart attacks and all the other death causes doesn't give us a choice but to point to some misclassification," Briand replied.

In other words, the effect of COVID-19 on deaths in the U.S. is considered problematic only when it increases the total number of deaths or the true death burden by a significant amount in addition to the expected deaths by other causes. Since the crude number of total deaths by all causes before and after COVID-19 has stayed the same, one can hardly say, in Briand's view, that COVID-19 deaths are concerning.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (RCRTc)

603 Under viewed and appreciated, is the movie "Super," with her starring alongside Dwight Schrute from The Office.

It's a movie directed by James Gunn.

So... with that out of the way, it's a brilliant and twisted satire, about a couple losers who decide to take on superhero roles.

Things go... not exactly as planned.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (hku12)

Any movie where the superhero uses a large pipe wrench as his main weapon,

gets an automatic thumb''s up from me.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (dWwl

And Kevin Bacon as the main bad guy.

"Shut up, Crime!"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12)

604

Posted by: sorry at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (BBWrU)

605 what comes after tranny?

Furry? Brony? Marrying yourself?

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (AMIL/)

606 Normalizing, nay celebrating mental illness.

Posted by: SamIam at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (oasF3)

607 I hunger, coward!

Posted by: The Barrel at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

608 574 Mark Steyn does it so well; today on Rush he went on for several minutes about "The Durham Report". He also lambasted the American election process in a several minute rant. France allows absentee ballots only if you are out of the country and can prove it: Macron says mail in voting is too easy to defraud.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 01, 2020 02:32 PM (HCeRP)

Yes Bill Barr is trash. But SCOTUS is not yet proven to be. Looks like PA legislators might fight. AZ maybe too. Get WI or GA on board, election goes to the House.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (YkawN)

Mark Steyn: I love reading his work, can't stand listening to him on the radio.

My gut? This will go to the HR. And as the HR votes as state delegations for President, we have a chance.

Yes, I am saying there's a chance.

And I'm kinda hoping it happens because if it does, the media will lose their ever loving minds in ways we have (believe it or not) not yet seen.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (RnjQi)

609 575
Any movie where the superhero uses a large pipe wrench as his main weapon,

gets an automatic thumb''s up from me.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2020 02:53 PM (dWwl

==========

Shut up, crime!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (sotra)

610 whoops

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (q177U)

611 Come on be honest. You didn't actually expect Barr/Durham to do anything. You hoped like hell they would. But deep down you knew it was all failure theater.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (22mNy)

612 Wait, so the Good Guys DO have the secret server? What's the latest on that?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

I see you've decided trying to fool people into thinking you know stuff about elections has failed so now you've moved to calling out fringe conspiracies.. You aren't credible, so that will fail just like your other attempts.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (+2xjH)

613
Oyster Bay - Barrel.

Has a nice, New England ring to it... no???

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

614 this is the one that doesn't just have a forehead, THEY have a fivehead, right?

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (uS2EJ)

615 And Marcie spent the last two or three seasons with short hair and dressing like a man.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (UDapT)

Producers shit the bed on that. They should have had her hubby divorce her for going lez, and then they could have spun off into her own show that nobody would watch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (mzC78)

616 Brian in NO will stick around till January 21st then he'll get bored and wander off till the next election cycle.

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (q177U)

617 Bill Barr Steiner will correct the record any day now.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (xuxOR)

618 What can Trump do though? He has lawsuits everywhere. But he is opposed by everyone in govt and deep state, judges, people elected in his own party, the media, big tech, hell even as CiC the military lied to him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

619 Oyster Bay - Barrel.

Has a nice, New England ring to it... no???

Yeah sounds like one of those little coastal restaurants with a huge gift shop in the front selling cheap crap for high prices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

620 nd Marcie spent the last two or three seasons with short hair and dressing like a man.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (UDapT)

Producers shit the bed on that. They should have had her hubby divorce her for going lez, and then they could have spun off into her own show that nobody would watch.

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Married with Children. And I didnt even have to scroll up.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

621 Barr's actions over the last couple weeks are consistent with the statement that is attributed to him. No need to wait. He's a cock sucker....
Posted by: Ward

28 days post election. Zero indictments.
That's a pretty safe assumption.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (na0uG)

Nothing from Barr.
Nothing from Durham.

Fuck-all nothing.

They're running out the clock.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (NYS7S)

622 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.

Posted by: BoycottFoxNews at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (WabP6)

623 Yep, just tweeting has proven to be all that Trump ever did.

Posted by: Remains of Soleimani and al-Muhandis at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (OTzUX)

624 when your draw is attainabilty, your schtick shouldn't be shooting the wheels off that.

Posted by: x at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (0tE/i)

625 If I thought Ellen/Elliot/Whatever was kinda hot in Super does that make me gay?
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (th3Mg)

Pick ANY woman in this world, on whom you've had a crush, or maybe if you're lucky enough, have mushed peepees with....

If the words out of her mouth were, "I'm a dude," would it change ANYTHING about the experience? Other than you thinking she's nuts?

No?

Then have at it. If that makes me gay, then put glitter in my hair, and get me tickets to Elton John's next show.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)

626 It's like Ellen Page never existed.
-----------
So nothing has changed.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

627 I enjoyed _Juno_.
Its pronouns are Huh?. What?, and Why?

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (kD3S+)

628 618 What can Trump do though? He has lawsuits everywhere. But he is opposed by everyone in govt and deep state, judges, people elected in his own party, the media, big tech, hell even as CiC the military lied to him.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

___

True he can't do much. What he should have done was form some alliances instead of going scorched earth on everyone he had a disagreement with. You can't be a 1 man island in politics and succeed.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (22mNy)

629

Trannies can have fiveheads too, who knew?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (lg/F7)

630 That's swell, Mr. President. 97% of the people who
voted for you, and even a sizeable chunk who voted for the meat-puppet,
know or strongly suspect the election was stolen. Already. Mission
Fucking Accomplished.

Now, what is going to be done about it. Because, and I'm sure you know this sir, the clock is fucking ticking.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

Yup. Do something, Mr. President.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

A dozen fundraising emails an hour isn't doing something?

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Izzlo)

631 Damn, I wish Trump had done more than tweet.

Posted by: Lower quintile real household income growth at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (OTzUX)

632 I saw Straight to Redbox open for Murder Hag back in 1998.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (xuxOR)

633 Hey everybody. I wanna comment but know at this stage I'll get willowed.

"Pronouns: he/they"

How about "it"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (L2ZTs)

634 Do women who identify as men act like stereotypical hyper masculine men or do they act like effeminate men?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 01, 2020 02:47 PM (lgiXo)

Like teenage boys with authority issues,
Full of piss and vingar.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (/Dgcm)

635 612
Wait, so the Good Guys DO have the secret server? What's the latest on that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

I see you've decided trying to fool people into thinking you know
stuff about elections has failed so now you've moved to calling out
fringe conspiracies.. You aren't credible, so that will fail just like
your other attempts.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (+2xjH)

So no update on the secret server seized in Germany a couple weeks ago after the shootout between the US Army and the CIA?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (CQ3Qb)

636 I dunno, Trump's tweets didn't have much to do with me.

Posted by: Repatriated manufacturing at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (OTzUX)

637 Tesla is going to be added to the S&P 500 on December 21. At their current market cap that means the various index products will be about 2% invested in Tesla.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Zm+LZ)

638 Yeah sounds like one of those little coastal restaurants with a huge gift shop in the front selling cheap crap for high prices.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

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I went to one of those places in Seward, AK. No gift shop, but that kinda tourist-y place. Best got-danged fish I ever had.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (BvLWD)

639 MI witness swears himself in and says he wants to take a lie detector test and challenges those who rigged the election to do the same.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (CZm2G)

640 Then have at it. If that makes me gay, then put glitter in my hair, and get me tickets to Elton John's next show.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)

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Settle down RobertaTC. Youre being hysterical.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

641 And Marcie spent the last two or three seasons with short hair and dressing like a man.

But she was funny still, and had a good sense of humor because she'd play the role well. Yeah, Married With Children was running out of steam by the end, but it still was better than pretty much anything else out now.

The problem is, every idiot in show biz decided that was the new template. Instead of being funny and fresh because it was different, they figured "well EVERY sitcom should have this attitude and worldview" instead of it being an outlier.

So its not fresh or funny any longer to have the loser dad etc. Its just tired and depressing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

642 Actually, Trump's tweets slowed our construction.

Posted by: Border barriers at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (OTzUX)

643 I see you've decided trying to fool people into thinking you know stuff about elections has failed so now you've moved to calling out fringe conspiracies.. You aren't credible, so that will fail just like your other attempts.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 02:57 PM (+2xjH)

- -

I've learned a lot at AoS. One of the biggest lessons is that the real experts here don't bother with their bona fides, but instead just talk about what they know. No gratuitous and continual plugs about their expertise. They show, they do not tell.

I don't think I've seen BINO demonstrate the expertise he says he has. Perhaps I'm wrong as I don't follow threads as closely as I used to...

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (C+We0)

644 AG Barr to AP: DOJ Has No Evidence of Fraud That Would Change Election Outcome

Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (48/MM)

645 Hopefully Elliot is enjoying the spotlight today, because by tomorrow everyone will have forgotten about they once again.

Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (S8ePJ)

646 Trump's tweets were kind of hurtful, actually.

Posted by: Racist indoctrination with federal $ ended at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (OTzUX)

647 588 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 02:52 PM (vPzhp)

I've never trusted the guy once he was linked with another fraudster. I don't think the right has a fetish with people of another race, but in the PR game it's powerful to put up a face that the other side says doesn't exist.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (IYHxL)

MAGA 2016 has been subverted with MAGA/GOPe lite. It is what it is. If it did not happen, I'd be shocked.
They left 42 million white non college educated voters on the table. they didn't vote in 2020.
42 million white non college educated people did not vote.
That's stupid, unless you plan on eliminating them in the future, which seems to be the case with DNC/RNC. The both seek to be woke.

At the end of the day, the decades long rigging of the elections will prove The Marxists in the DNC are not nearly as popular as they appear to be.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (vPzhp)

648 594 516 One hit movie and her career is over. Now comes the crazy scramble for has-been attention.
Posted by: Desultory joe at December 01, 2020 02:48 PM (L9P9s)

==========

She'll be starring in straight to Redbox action movies with Bruce Willis if she doesn't do something to turn it all around soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 02:55 PM (sotra)

Maybe she just really, really wants the role in that Rub 'n' Tug movie the weirdos kept Scarlett Johansson from making.

But hey, Last of Us part 2 is apparently the bestest game eveh!, so she can ride that.

Or would that make her a videosexual?

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (Ojki1)

649 Then have at it. If that makes me gay, then put glitter in my hair, and get me tickets to Elton John's next show.

Gay guys are always so dramatic.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (i0wNm)

650 If not for Trump's tweets, I would have been even better!

Posted by: Best economy since the 1950s at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (OTzUX)

651 641 The problem is, every idiot in show biz decided that was the new template. Instead of being funny and fresh because it was different, they figured "well EVERY sitcom should have this attitude and worldview" instead of it being an outlier.

So its not fresh or funny any longer to have the loser dad etc. Its just tired and depressing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

==========

The Watchmen effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (sotra)

652 If the words out of her mouth were, "I'm a dude," would it change ANYTHING about the experience? Other than you thinking she's nuts?

Yeah, if for some demented reason Kate Upton announced she was a guy, she'd still be hot in the past, just likely crazy or doing some kind of stunt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

653 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.

- -

But I saw a lot of those films in Elliot Page's filmography, and he sure wasn't in them. The credits of the films are very clear about that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (C+We0)

654 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.
Posted by: BoycottFoxNews at December 01, 2020 02:59 PM (WabP6)

Of course. This is always a two-step process. I say something crazy, that fits with the latest narrative.

You (meaning the collective you, as in the world) clap and go along with it.

It's not just that I must be celebrated in my insanity, you must also be punished if you are the one clapping least enthusiastically.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)

655 I'm sure this has been noted above but "this person" has now joined the patriarchy by identifying as a straight white male?

Make the patriarchy great again!

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (oGBso)

656 "602
From that Johns Hopkins study ...

"All of this points to no evidence that COVID-19 created any excess
deaths. Total death numbers are not above normal death numbers. We found
no evidence to the contrary," Briand concluded.

In an interview with The News-Letter, Briand addressed the question
of whether COVID-19 deaths can be called misleading since the infection
might have exacerbated and even led to deaths by other underlying
diseases.

"If [the COVID-19 death toll] was not misleading at all, what we
should have observed is an increased number of heart attacks and
increased COVID-19 numbers. But a decreased number of heart attacks and
all the other death causes doesn't give us a choice but to point to some
misclassification," Briand replied.

In other words, the effect of COVID-19 on deaths in the U.S. is
considered problematic only when it increases the total number of deaths
or the true death burden by a significant amount in addition to the
expected deaths by other causes. Since the crude number of total deaths
by all causes before and after COVID-19 has stayed the same, one can
hardly say, in Briand's view, that COVID-19 deaths are concerning.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (RCRTc)"

With a direct inside look at numbers from certain sources, I can tell you this is false. You can also simply look directly at figures for various cities.

I don't know what they're playing at with this. The bump in figures isn't and wasn't the end of the world, but it was not a nothing either.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (EEVQU)

657 Dude just said the voting machines were hooked up the internet. Saw high speed modem with his own eyes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (IYHxL)

658 648 But hey, Last of Us part 2 is apparently the bestest game eveh!, so she can ride that.

Or would that make her a videosexual?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (Ojki1)

==========

She's not involved in those games. They just modeled the character after her. The character is played by a woman named Ashley Johnson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (sotra)

659 All of they can suck our......

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

NO man it's DICK!!!

Posted by: Anthrax at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

660 633 Hey everybody. I wanna comment but know at this stage I'll get willowed.

"Pronouns: he/they"

How about "it"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Don't forget "thing".

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (CZm2G)

661 What the fuck is Barr talking about?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (FMoYW)

662 True he can't do much. What he should have done was form some alliances
instead of going scorched earth on everyone he had a disagreement with.
You can't be a 1 man island in politics and succeed.
--
There was no one in the uniparty worthy of alliance. Ultimately, they all must go.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (kOpft)

663 641 - Sane thing with grim, gritty shows. There's a place for them, but when it's the entire market it just feels like nihilism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (H5knJ)

664 Yeah, if for some demented reason Kate Upton announced she was a guy, she'd still be hot in the past, just likely crazy or doing some kind of stunt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Hey get it right! I'm now KEN Upton!
I'm the new gender, "man with hot bewbs!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (L2ZTs)

665 634 Do women who identify as men act like stereotypical hyper masculine men or do they act like effeminate men?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

typically, they act like mate guarding losers in public.

Posted by: x at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (0tE/i)

666 Look, I know this is a Smart MilBlog but not everything has to be "all or nothing".

It's ludicrous to suggest that "Trump did nothing but tweet about shit"

But it's equally ludicrous to suggest that Trump and some of his people have not been guilty talking big and delivering very small (if at all), particularly when it comes to anything dealing with the Russia Hoax, since Day One.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (NYS7S)

667 Which is which? They all look the same to me.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (XhWtx)

668 So when does the far left demand that distributors recall copies of Ellen Page's old movies and change all the credits in them to reflect Elliot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (sotra)

669 Bagpipe Bill Barr just said his DOJ has found no evidence of Fraud.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (BRLTe)

670 "I'm" should read "she's"
Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (L2ZTs)

671 to be a real dude, she has to start mansplaining and manspreading

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (GIeIM)

672 What can Trump do though? He has lawsuits
everywhere. But he is opposed by everyone in govt and deep state,
judges, people elected in his own party, the media, big tech, hell even
as CiC the military lied to him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

As Rorschach said: "I am not trapped in here with you. YOU are trapped in here with me." The president will prevail and WE will prevail. Never forget that it is actually US those people hate and are working against. Trump just got in their way.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (946rW)

673 I don't think I've seen BINO demonstrate the expertise he says he has.

His stated "expertise" consists of being in the same building as a Dominion machine.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (El2dZ)

674
AUSTINS ROLLER DERBY TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP IS HEREBY DISQUALIFIED FOR ALLOWING MALES TO SKATE IN THE WOMANS LEAGUE.

WHIP IT. WHIP IT GOOD.

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (8XRCm)

675 657 Dude just said the voting machines were hooked up the internet. Saw high speed modem with his own eyes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (IYHxL)

There's some pissed of people in MI.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (CZm2G)

676 She's not involved in those games. They just modeled the character after her.

She sued one video game company for having her in a shower scene. Not credited of course, just a girl who looks a hell of a lot like her. Video game designers really like them some Ellen Page.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

677 What I hate about the Paige bullshit is her expectation that we participate in her mental illness.

FFS she's nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (FMoYW)

678 If you are playing by the rules and no one else is ... there is no way you will. This is over... start seizing assets from FB, Twitter, Soros...

Posted by: Ward at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (nzKWW)

679 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (vPzhp)

See I don't believe that 42 million white dudes didn't vote.

I didn't meet ONE Trump voter who said he wouldn't vote for him, I did meet plenty of people who didn't vote him but did this go round.

I think Trump romped this election and the commiecrats cheated. The evidence is overwhelming. I don't think Trump lost with white males in any meaningful number.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (IYHxL)

680 I don't think I've seen BINO demonstrate the expertise he says he has. Perhaps I'm wrong as I don't follow threads as closely as I used to...
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (C+We0)

Bino knows some things.. and will use specifics about it in an attempt to lend credence to what he doesn't know... this can work in small quantities. However, this has gone on too long and he's exposed as a poser. Hes resorted to repackaging other experts and it's difficult to keep up. He's moved on completely to yelling at clouds in an attempt to prompt threats.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (+2xjH)

681 Then have at it. If that makes me gay, then put glitter in my hair, and get me tickets to Elton John's next show.
--------------
Gay guys are always so dramatic.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (i0wNm)

What's THAT supposed to mean????

No, I'm NOT getting upset!!!!

*Stomps off as delicately as my elephant feet will allow*

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)

682 676 She's not involved in those games. They just modeled the character after her.

She sued one video game company for having her in a shower scene. Not credited of course, just a girl who looks a hell of a lot like her. Video game designers really like them some Ellen Page.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

========

Well, she does look like a 12 year old boy, so...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (sotra)

683 639 MI witness swears himself in and says he wants to take a lie detector test and challenges those who rigged the election to do the same.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (CZm2G)

I wonder how many of the cities and counties where the cheating occurred have Soros-funded city and district attorneys? Simply a coincidence, right?

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2020 03:06 PM (AMIL/)

684
She sued one video game company for having her in a shower scene. Not credited of course, just a girl who looks a hell of a lot like her. Video game designers really like them some Ellen Page.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

They're nerds.

She's homely enough to be 'getable.'

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

685 There's some pissed of people in MI.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (CZm2G)

If the left was being screwed they would already be burning multiple cities to the fucking ground.

Now? Crickets. Nada. Zilch. Any sportsball on tonight?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (NYS7S)

686 And Marcie spent the last two or three seasons with short hair and dressing like a man.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 02:22 PM (UDapT)

She didn't invite Ed O'Neil and David Faustino to IRL wedding because she was afraid they would laugh. Ed was like, "Of course we would laugh."

Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (J70i0)

687 Isn't The Last Of Us about humans who get this horrible real carpenter ant disease?

(The ants get the virus, and are then compelled to march up to the highest tree, die, and then a horrible stalk with a fugly spore bulb grows out of their heads.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (L2ZTs)

688 this will sting...

https://tinyurl.com/y2qhdyaj

INBOX: Trump legal team responds to Barr

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (vPzhp)

689 Dude just said the voting machines were hooked up the internet. Saw high speed modem with his own eyes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (IYHxL)

There's some pissed of people in MI.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (CZm2G)

------

But... do you have any evidence.????

~Legislator from MI

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

690 Yeah, if for some demented reason Kate Upton announced she was a guy, she'd still be hot in the past, just likely crazy or doing some kind of stunt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Hey get it right! I'm now KEN Upton!
I'm the new gender, "man with hot bewbs!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (L2ZTs)

You guys can have Ken Upton. I'll take Allister Brie.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

691 Now I understand where the confused aka attention-seeking middleschooler is getting the idea that he/they is a combo. Evidently it's out there somewhere, like using "disinterested " instead of "uninterested" and "good" instead of "well."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (/+bwe)

692 644 AG Barr to AP: DOJ Has No Evidence of Fraud That Would Change Election Outcome
Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 01, 2020 03:01 PM (48/MM)

So now they've gone full Emperor's New Cloths? Why am I not surprised.

Time to go full Insurrection Act.

Or he can be remembered as President Tweet.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (H8QX8)

693 fucking Chicom puppet bitch

New Day
@NewDay
"I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (JWCyv)

Classic Stawman -

Georgia for no reason shuts down count at midnight, kicks out observers, hundreds of thousands of ballots found just for the guy that was behind hundreds of thousands ---> SKETCHY AS FUCK

Guess s/he/it is referring the "the pipe burst" as the false claim?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (/Dgcm)

694 687 Isn't The Last Of Us about humans who get this horrible real carpenter ant disease?

(The ants get the virus, and are then compelled to march up to the highest tree, die, and then a horrible stalk with a fugly spore bulb grows out of their heads.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (L2ZTs)

=========

Pretty much.

The first is solid on the rails gamemaking. The second just looks grim.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (sotra)

695 Posted by: Anthrax at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Wow, you're the man.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (fwEq8)

696 @FogCityMidge 15m

BREAKING: AG Barr has just arrived at The White House.

Also:

@JennaEllisEsq

Statement of Trump Legal Team on Bill Barr's Comments on Voter Fraud.

https://tinyurl.com/y2lj8mxg

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (cF8AT)

697 If I can't bone it

I don't condone it

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (MIsHM)

698

Truck Driver testimony starting, compelling.

Geez.

but, Barr.... nuthin' to see here.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (sfhL4)

699 Hey TJM!
I've been missing your movie threads lately. Seems like I always have to work on Saturday evening when you have one.

Please consider doing one on films that critique the media. I'm thinking flicks like Face In The Crowd, Network, The Truman Show, etc. You know how we all love to rag on media. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (L2ZTs)

700 Ellen was never all that; she was young. Lots of people look good in their 20s. You can confirm this by visiting a college campus. But 30s really sorts the wheat from the chaff in that department.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (H5knJ)

701 653 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.

- -

But I saw a lot of those films in Elliot Page's filmography, and he sure wasn't in them. The credits of the films are very clear about that.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (C+We0)

Those will be updated for treaming.

Posted by: Why is physical media better? at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Ojki1)

702 You guys can have Ken Upton. I'll take Allister Brie.
Posted by: BurtTC

it don't work that way boys

Posted by: Mike Obama at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (FZYNt)

703 699 Hey TJM!
I've been missing your movie threads lately. Seems like I always have to work on Saturday evening when you have one.

Please consider doing one on films that critique the media. I'm thinking flicks like Face In The Crowd, Network, The Truman Show, etc. You know how we all love to rag on media. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (L2ZTs)

==========

It's a prime topic, for sure.

I think the next is going to use the two Home Alone movies to talk about how coincidence works in storytelling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (sotra)

704 What the fuck is Barr talking about?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (FMoYW)

See he sent a letter to 16 Fed DA offices asking about election fraud. They came back with they hadn't seen any. So, see, no election fraud.

Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (J70i0)

705 679 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (vPzhp)

See I don't believe that 42 million white dudes didn't vote.

I didn't meet ONE Trump voter who said he wouldn't vote for him, I did meet plenty of people who didn't vote him but did this go round.

I think Trump romped this election and the commiecrats cheated. The evidence is overwhelming. I don't think Trump lost with white males in any meaningful number.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (IYHxL)

a large segment of white voters were ignored especially after COVID hit. We will see what the data shows.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (vPzhp)

706

"I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.

Hey, here's a thought, GET FUCKED YOU ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (lg/F7)

707 So when does the far left demand that distributors recall copies of Ellen Page's old movies and change all the credits in them to reflect Elliot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ellen will shit herself if she ever goes to jail.
Gen pop would love to get their dicks in her.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (na0uG)

708 If the left was being screwed they would already be burning multiple cities to the fucking ground.

Now? Crickets. Nada. Zilch. Any sportsball on tonight?
---
It took us four and a half years to get around to burning Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (kOpft)

709 The only thing I know her from is that movie with the perpetually nervous guy from Badass, where she got pregnant as a teen and didn't abort it. She played a saucy, cranky teen.

Not much work for saucy, cranky teens once you're in your 40s, I guess.

Posted by: red speck at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (gS3OW)

710 622
Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.

we have always been at ware with ellen page

Posted by: MiniTru at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (sGtp+)

711 Also TJM, thanks.

I've seen pics of ants with that stalk. One of the ugliest things I've ever seen. Mother Nature really is a horrific bitch sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)

712 After telling the Associated Press there is no evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the election, Attorney General Bill Barr just arrived at the White House.

Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) December 1, 2020

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

713 Ellen was never all that; she was young.

Yeah, she was young-cute, most girls are pretty when they are young. Most of what we tend to associate with "pretty" or "cute" is youth.

Few of them have the genetic structure, inner peace, or lifestyle to maintain that beauty in the long run.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

714 Trump goes martial law, insurrection law, emperor of the USA, tyrant for a year, whatever. So be it.

Beats being colonized and sold by the globalists and their thugs the Chicoms.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (xCeSZ)

715 Im so bad, I should be in detention.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (DB16e)

716 What the fuck is Barr talking about?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (FMoYW)

dunno

he could turn on OAN right now and open his eyes, maybe listen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (sfhL4)

717 TJM, sounds good thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (L2ZTs)

718 Sidney Powell claims election fraud witnesses are being threatened and beaten up
by Daniel Chaitin, Breaking News Editor
December 01, 2020 06:00 AM

Sidney Powell claimed witnesses involved in her 2020 election legal ventures are being threatened and, in one case, was hurt.

The attorney, who claims to have evidence of a massive voter fraud scheme involving machines that shifted the contest in President-elect Joe Biden's favor, talked to Fox News host Sean Hannity on Monday about some of the difficulties she is facing.

She said some people, including those who have government roles, are unable to come forward "without certain protections in place." Powell called on the government (she didn't say which government) to offer such protections.

Powell added that potential witnesses are in danger of losing their jobs and their "lives have been threatened." Powell also said that one witness has been "beaten up and is in the hospital."

"There have been all kinds of repercussions against people who have come forward to tell the truth," Powell claimed. "And no, Democrats don't like whistleblowers, they only like liars who claim they're whistleblowers."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (JWCyv)

719 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner <<<<<<<
Ok, but that doesn't answer the question. What can Trump do though?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (r+sAi)

720 701
653 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.

It's like Ellen Page never existed.

- -

But I saw a lot of those films in Elliot Page's filmography, and he
sure wasn't in them. The credits of the films are very clear about that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:02 PM (C+We0)

Those will be updated for treaming.

not sure whether typo for "streaming" or for "reaming"

Posted by: Anachronda at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (v3pYe)

721 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (vPzhp)

How were they ignored? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (IYHxL)

722 On the she/they/her topic, I think Orwell predicted it all 75 years ago. Black is white. Freedom is Slavery. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (I5hoQ)

723 I'll take Allister Brie.

Which Harry Potter character was he?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (i0wNm)

724 Also:

@JennaEllisEsq

Statement of Trump Legal Team on Bill Barr's Comments on Voter Fraud.

https://tinyurl.com/y2lj8mxg
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (cF8AT)
--------------------------

Well, Rub Bobbie's nose in it.
Hope it hurt.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:12 PM (CZm2G)

725 What the fuck is Barr talking about?

Take him literally. He's just stating that the Department of Justice isn't looking into this, hence has no evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:12 PM (KZzsI)

726 675 657 Dude just said the voting machines were hooked up the internet. Saw high speed modem with his own eyes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:03 PM (IYHxL)

There's some pissed of people in MI.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:05 PM (CZm2G)

there are multiple affidavits stating those machines were connected to the Net.

They were running Windows 10 HOME edition, and were using Wi Fi, with no security configuration beyond the normal set up.

Games were on the systems.

They were being remotely administered as well, meaning Remote Control was enabled.

Audit was NOT enabled. So no security event log.

Hell, my 92 year old MOM's computer is more secure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2020 03:12 PM (d9rwJ)

727 Barr could have said "We are continuing to investigate claims of vote fraud and are keeping the president informed." But, no, he didn't

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (dNzKv)

728 not sure whether typo for "streaming" or for "reaming"

pstreaming.

Posted by: Totally Official Office of the President-Elect Though Not Yet Elected at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (El2dZ)

729 @JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

730 Those testifying Michiganers are tough.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (CZm2G)

731 can already now Elliot Page piss with a boner?

nope, ?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (GIeIM)

732 "I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.

Hey, here's a thought, GET FUCKED YOU ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller

Yep...what he said. No way am I EVER voting GOPe again. Not even to save 'the team' on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: lizabth at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (L3Rsz)

733 pstreaming.

"preaming?"
--Joey fingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

734 729 @JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

==========

When Biden shuts it down, the press will applaud him because the probe was obviously undermining democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (sotra)

735 Barr could have said "We are continuing to investigate claims of vote
fraud and are keeping the president informed." But, no, he didn't
--------

He didn't want to lie.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

736 After telling the Associated Press there is no
evidence of fraud that would change the outcome of the election,
Attorney General Bill Barr just arrived at the White House.

Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) December 1, 2020

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

Where he informs Trump that he must concede.

Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (J70i0)

737 Her IMDB page is already now Elliot Page.
It's like Ellen Page never existed.

And remember, it is "deadnaming" to ever acknowledge that "Elliot" was once named "Ellen".

When the SJWs fully take over, you'll be prosecuted for doing that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (I2/tG)

738 Never heard of they. Next!

Posted by: TomD at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (k6X1s)

739 I'm a lesbian in a man's body. My strap-on is permanently affixed and extraordinarily lifelike.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (nakwk)

740 One of the earliest examples of back-correcting media for transgender people, is with regards to Wendy Carlos, who did the synthesizer soundtrack for A Clockwork Orange.

She was Walter Carlos in 1971. I believe that LPs of the soundtrack that read Walter Carlos, are now valuable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (L2ZTs)

741 Cry more Ace.

The delicious taste of losers' tears.

Posted by: Trump lost. Lol at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Sc2D5)

742
there are multiple affidavits stating those machines were connected to the Net.

They were running Windows 10 HOME edition, and were using Wi Fi, with no security configuration beyond the normal set up.

Games were on the systems.

They were being remotely administered as well, meaning Remote Control was enabled.

Audit was NOT enabled. So no security event log.

Hell, my 92 year old MOM's computer is more secure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2020 03:12 PM (d9rwJ)

Don't we have an expert that can fill us in on these claims?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (+2xjH)

743 @JonLemire
WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, about that...
- Whoever is working Gropey Bribem's teleprompter on the afternoon of January 21, 2021

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (NYS7S)

744 Strap On, Strap Off

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (irzmA)

745 Boy, the photos in Elliot Page's IMDB section really makes it look like he was into cross dressing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (C+We0)

746 One of my very best friends has a daughter who has transitioned to male. "He/they" is currently spending time in Texas with "his/their" boyfriend. I can't wrap my mind around that.

Posted by: Dexter Keys at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (RH780)

747
@JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.
Posted by: Tami

Is this real?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (/xqqO)

748 Only think I have to say about the Barr statement is I can't imagine the basis, or reason, for saying it. The task at hand is pretty large, impossible to believe they're reached the stage of dismissing illegalities this quickly.

This is completely aside from the already documented illegalities.

Such as the out-state illegible voting documented in NV and GA - which in the latter case, I believe, exceeds the official margin between the candidates. In NV, it is such a mess in Clark County, that there isn't the slightest basis for confidence the votes were counted properly.

Again, most of this is not really DOJ/criminal territory, something Barr ineptly explained.

Criminal activity is very unlikely to be the difference in a case like this. The scale requires systemic violations that are civil, not criminal, in nature (improperly accepting absentees lacking required signatures/dates, that sort of thing). Civil, not criminal, violations. Hence Barr's reference to civil action.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (OTzUX)

749
can already now Elliot Page piss with a boner?

-----

Well..... who can ???

Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

750 *SNIFF*

Who shit?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

751 747
@JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.
Posted by: Tami

Is this real?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (/xqqO)

Google immediately turned up reports so I would say yes.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

752 yall seen the cover photo for InStyle magazine? It's Obama and it is hilariously awful.

He looks like he's got a buttplug in.

I just saw it, and what the actual fuck?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (ZGrMX)

753
New Day
@NewDay
"I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (JWCyv)

If by redirect he means looking into his family's finances I'm all for it.

Posted by: DAK at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (PtOP4)

754 pstreaming
pstrami

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (HaL55)

755 Ellen Page will never be a man. She will always be a woman. Women cannot become men, nor men women. Purely delusional.

Posted by: lizabth at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (L3Rsz)

756 744 Strap On, Strap Off
Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (irzmA)

Pstrap on, pstrap off
The Pstrapper!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (nakwk)

757 @JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, the new Attorney General will abide by that. Durham's investigation gets a budget of $2 and $25 gift card to Starbucks.

Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (J70i0)

758 Strap On, Strap Off
Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (irzmA)

Yes, now we know which one wears the strap on in that relationship.

Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (S8ePJ)

759 can already now Elliot Page piss with a boner?

-----

Well..... who can ???
Posted by: fixeruppper at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

This is where hemorrhoids come from.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

760 Yeah, the new Attorney General will abide by that. Durham's investigation gets a budget of $2 and $25 gift card to Starbucks.
Posted by: WOPR - Over the top lads, this time it will be differnt at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (J70i0)

Pstarbucks

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (nakwk)

761 703 699 Hey TJM!
I've been missing your movie threads lately. Seems like I always have to work on Saturday evening when you have one.

Please consider doing one on films that critique the media. I'm thinking flicks like Face In The Crowd, Network, The Truman Show, etc. You know how we all love to rag on media. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 03:08 PM (L2ZTs)

==========

It's a prime topic, for sure.

I think the next is going to use the two Home Alone movies to talk about how coincidence works in storytelling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (sotra)

Thanks to RLM I know there are 5 Home Alone movies.

And apparently Disney wants to reboot the franchise, cause being creative and making something new is hard (not that Home Alone was unique and creatively new...)

Posted by: Why is physical media better? at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (Ojki1)

762 Pstrap on, pstrap off
The Pstrapper!

Or as Joe Biden would say, "Ptrap on, ptrap off, the Ptrapper!"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (ZGrMX)

763 Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.

---------

Now we are getting somewhere. Sure not far. I'm not even sure we have left. We may have actually gone backward.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 03:16 PM (sX1BW)

764 @realDonaldTrump 16m
Hope everybody is watching @OANN right now. Other media afraid to show. People are coming forward like never before. Large truck carrying hundreds of thousands of fraudulent (FAKE) ballots to a voting center? TERRIBLE - SAVE AMERICA!
Posted by: AoS media barely covers it either at December 01, 2020 02:49 PM (BBWrU)

The intro to this guy was tear jerking.

I've been watching. America is bleeding.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (sfhL4)

765 Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (OTzUX)

Except that it IS a multi State conspiracy.

All the data was crossing State lines, thus the DOJ HAS to be involved.

That Barr made that statement, when his FBI and DOJ had not even contacted any of the people with the EVIDENCE of what is going on?

Pure F'n covering his Ass....

Another mask, ripped off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (d9rwJ)

766 He/they? Can't we go back to the older, simpler days of xhe/xhim/xhey?

As in "Xhe want to bang xhim, but xhey are lesbian and left their xildo at home".

Posted by: motionview at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (pYQR/)

767
We need a Special Counsel to investigate biden, not the Russia Hoax.

The Russia Hoax investigation should've been done by now!

Barr is just fucking with the president so he won't get fired and replaced.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (/xqqO)

768 WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration. <<<<<<
Woo hoo, we are still gonna get paid fellas! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Durham at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (r+sAi)

769 133,000-288,000 completed ballots were shipped from Bethpage NY to Lancaster Pa.

Bethpage mob is currently debating whether to boast about this or deny it.
Posted by: Oyster Bay heritage at December 01, 2020 02:56 PM (BBWrU)

To save time and labor costs ballots were printed with bubbles pre-filled.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (/Dgcm)

770 Project Amistad is giving a presser

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (IYHxL)

771 Gaylords?

Posted by: Victor Victoria at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (ktqLp)

772 She was Walter Carlos in 1971. I believe that LPs of the soundtrack that read Walter Carlos, are now valuable.

Soon we won't be able to afford the truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (HaL55)

773 My niece has a very troubled son who has announced he's a woman. Which reminds me that I didn't pray for him today.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (TdFxL)

774 I never saw Juno or Super. I did watch a few episodes of Umbrella Academy until I got bored with it. This Page dude never did anything for me.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (i0wNm)

775

stole his trailer

Lord help us.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (sfhL4)

776 @MikeBalsamo1

NEW: AG Bill Barr has appointed John Durham as a special counsel -- meaning he can't be easily fired even in a new administration -- and tells @AP the Durham probe has "narrowed considerably" to focus on the FBI's Crossfire Hurricane investigation.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

777 757 @JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)
------------------

China, Xi, CCP, tentacles run long and deep.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (CZm2G)

778 Bagpipe Bill Barr just said his DOJ has found no evidence of Fraud.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 03:04 PM (BRLTe)

They couldn't find their ass if they had a map.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (7qH5F)

779 Nood Barr.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (E8JQx)

780 Fire Barr right now. Why pay him to sit adn eat donuts and just make pronouncements.

Trump should have fired him the moment he said no criminal prosecutions for Biden or Obutfuck.

Goddamn. Every single swamp rat is coming out of the woodwork against Trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (SScvq)

781 747
@JonLemire

WASHINGTON (AP) - Barr appoints Durham special counsel to keep investigating Russia probe origins under new administration.
Posted by: Tami

Is this real?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:14 PM (/xqqO)

___

This would be the greatest troll in the history of trolling if it were real. One last and giant FU to Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (22mNy)

782 770 Project Amistad is giving a presser
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (IYHxL)

Peace, Brother

Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (CZm2G)

783 I'll take Allister Brie.

Which Harry Potter character was he?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (i0wNm)

She was Annie in the show, Community.

Those who've seen Mad Men, I don't know the character name, but she was THE hot one in that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (hku12)

784 AG Bill Barr has appointed John Durham as a special counsel -- meaning he can't be easily fired even in a new administration --

-------------

I'd say its one of the few things Biden can actually do. But keeping him is probably the best thing for Biden.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

785 ... meaning he can't be easily fired even in a new administration...

They just stole an election. Massively. Out in front of everyone, in the open.

Does anyone think this appointment will phase them in the least?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (NYS7S)

786 NEW: AG Bill Barr has appointed John Durham as a special counsel -- meaning he can't be easily fired even in a new administration -- and tells @AP the Durham probe has "narrowed considerably" to focus on the FBI's Crossfire Hurricane investigation.

whatever

barr is trying to act like he's doing something

he's not

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (sfhL4)

787 "I would urge the President, I would urge the Republicans, to redirect
their post-election approach here. We both have short-term and long-term
challenges if we don't," Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about
Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.

Hey, here's a thought, GET FUCKED YOU ASSHOLE.

AIN'T gonna happen "Geof". Fix the fraud from November 3rd or your asses are fried in January.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (946rW)

788
NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (/xqqO)

789 So, did Barr claim Special Counsel status for Durham so PDT can't release the dirty laundry?

Posted by: EveR at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (DsGxB)

790 Georgia Lt. Gov @GeoffDuncanGA says about Trump attacking Gov. Kemp for refusing to back false election claims.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 01, 2020 02:50 PM (JWCyv)

If by redirect he means looking into his family's finances I'm all for it.
Posted by: DAK at December 01, 2020 03:15 PM (PtOP4)

Attacking those who will sit by while our country is destroyed, is not a BAD thing.

Unless of course you are Republican.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (d9rwJ)

791 Now we're rewriting grammar

*****

Um yeah. About that. Grammar wants to be called Grampa now.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 03:20 PM (m45I2)

792

We need a Special Counsel to investigate biden, not the Russia Hoax.

The Russia Hoax investigation should've been done by now!

Barr is just fucking with the president so he won't get fired and replaced.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 01, 2020 03:17 PM (/xqqO)

As we all found out the Special Counsel can go anywhere it wants to.

Posted by: DAK at December 01, 2020 03:21 PM (PtOP4)

793 776 @MikeBalsamo1

NEW: AG Bill Barr has appointed John Durham as a special counsel -- meaning he can't be easily fired even in a new administration -- and tells @AP the Durham probe has "narrowed considerably" to focus on the FBI's Crossfire Hurricane investigation.
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

The media will declare it Biden's constitutional duty to remove this special counsel. Anything less would be a threat to our great nation.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 01, 2020 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

794 Good Lord! Obama on the cover of InStyle Magazine looks like he's had a couple cocktails, a joint, and he just spotted a really cute pool boy.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyuswe87

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2020 03:21 PM (i0wNm)

795 What is this, #SecretServer trending on MSM as proof, Proof, PROOF, that there was no election shenanigans?

One thing MSM can do with excellence is StrawMan the shit out of any issue that makes China - UniParty love affair look bad.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 03:22 PM (/Dgcm)

796 My gut? This will go to the HR. And as the HR votes as state delegations for President, we have a chance.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

You have to admit, the election ending up in the House of Representatives would be the perfect ending to the dumpster fire that is 2020.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at December 01, 2020 03:24 PM (GZ/yK)

797 Barr just arrived at White House. Would love to be a fly on the wall.

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at December 01, 2020 03:24 PM (sGotD)

798 @757
This is literally the most pathetic outcome I could have imagined.

** Cut to interior of office of new AG Sally Yates.

Sally Yates: Yo Preet, did you see where I left my signing pen?

Sally Yates: Where the hell did I leave that pen??

William Barr is a fucking joke.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 03:24 PM (htI5H)

799 That's a MAN, baby!

Oh, wait. Am I on the wrong thread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2020 03:25 PM (uP2LR)

800 It. Any time one of these weirdos decide to declare themselves whatever gender dysphoria is hip at the moment, I use the pronoun "it" for them.Bradley Manning - it.Bruce Jenner - it.Ellen Page - it.

Posted by: Devildog_Dan at December 01, 2020 03:25 PM (NA+xm)

801 If Eilliott and Emmett are going to start a family, they had better get started. They are beginning to age out on that life choice.

Question to Magic Eight-Ball: Will Eillott and Emmett have a child?

Magic Eight-Ball: Outlook good.

Question: Which one will bear the child?

Magic Eight-Ball: Reply hazy. Try again.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at December 01, 2020 03:25 PM (Su9Le)

802 Allison Brie as Annie, singing her Christmas song

(the character is Jewish and so needs Christmas explained to her. Also, she's trying to seduce Jeff into joining Glee Club.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diDnLvyoDUk

Posted by: Susan formerly known as ace at December 01, 2020 03:28 PM (nuqdl)

803 Every single swamp rat is coming out of the woodwork against Trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 01, 2020 03:19 PM (SScvq)
--------------

Against us. Trump is just in the way.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 03:28 PM (oGBso)

804 I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Won't someone take pity on me?

I'm new at this but I'm willing to learn.

Looking for an "open minded" lesbian. "or open something else. You choose"

object: cunning linguistics. You bring your lips and I'll bring my tongue. (landing strip or smooth preferred).

We won't even have to kiss.

Ooooh! I feel so liberated! And Progressive. And Woke!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at December 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Yy2H/)

805 So Ellen Page has a dick now--but, paraphrasing the old Memorex commercial, "Is it real--or just a strap on?"

One thing about strapons--they never go soft and Ellen's "wife" may come to appreciate that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 01, 2020 03:28 PM (NVDjf)

806 721 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:09 PM (vPzhp)

How were they ignored? I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 03:11 PM (IYHxL)

1 stimulus check for 1200 bucks. trillions for multinational corporations. Allowing BLM/AntiFa to riot tearing down monuments with almost zero punishment. Platinum plan of 500 billion offered afterwards for specifically black folks after the riots. Being labelled nazis and terrorists and making it illegal to advocate for our own interest groups while every other group is allowed freedom of association and special money and privileges from the government. Yeah, white peoples noses were rubbed in it.
How many white people were let out of prison early and qualified under Prison Reform? I haven't seen one yet.
Suicide rates are highest by a factor of 3 among white men. Outside of affirmative action in schools and the job market, there re literal companies that are used to help employers discriminate against mainly white men but white women too, which has been going on since 2008 crash. Notice white unemployment numbers are not talked about nor the increase in employment.

We have been erased from normal discourse. People have been gaslit and brainwashed that we are the privleged class, yet every quantifiable stat proves otherwise. And Everybody, including some white people, go along with it.

You don't think average white people don't notice all of this stuff and then some, and make the conscious decision to sit out elections when both parties pull these things?

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 03:31 PM (vPzhp)

807 I called this years ago when her male pattern baldness started really kicking in.

Posted by: Scott1M at December 01, 2020 03:38 PM (umAvK)

808 Trump tried making alliances. Every time he got stabbed in the back. After a while you tend to get the picture.

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 03:39 PM (OUMaO)

809 She is now a white male, a part of the Parriarchy. Bold choice Cotton.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 01, 2020 03:40 PM (iWCRg)

810 So, given that "Elliot" Page is now a white hetero mail, I wonder how long before someone rips into he/they for their white hetero male views or criticizes "Elliot" for attempting to mansplain something to a woman. LOL

Posted by: Chijohnaok at December 01, 2020 03:54 PM (VjE5a)

811 Down with the struggle. Poor babies.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 01, 2020 04:04 PM (uc+oy)

812 "After all, you can't have a man playing a woman, that wouldn't be cool."

They do it all the time in Kabuki and Noh drama.

Posted by: Marietta at December 01, 2020 04:14 PM (AL+tu)

813 I guess these Democrats think they can walk on water like Christ did Hey Democrats The Western and Clark's Grebe can run on the water the Storm Petrel the American Coot and some other critters can walk on water lets see the Jackass walk on water

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2020 04:47 PM (FLiOE)

814 Eliott P Ness?

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 01, 2020 05:04 PM (8E8Am)

815 Of course, the only work she is doing now is playing a girl (a hetero girl at that) in Umbrella Academy. I suppose a guy can't play that part so she will have to give up that job.

Posted by: DCirish84 at December 01, 2020 05:06 PM (3vtHv)

816 Elliot demonstrates that 'penis envy' is a thing.

Posted by: Dargle at December 01, 2020 06:29 PM (52lwn)

817 I think Ellen's first big break was the Juno movie.

And she was young enough to be passed around in backroom as party favors..

so no wonder she's fucked up like that.

Posted by: Blanco at December 01, 2020 06:31 PM (BZQgK)

818 I could trans to female, and kill it in the LPGA.

Or, trans to female and out kick that Vanderbilt 'real' woman's 32 yard kick off.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 01, 2020 06:37 PM (Roy2Z)

819 How does Eliott's lesbian wife feel about having sex with a man now?

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 01, 2020 06:38 PM (DKl3g)

820 814 Well played, good sir.

Posted by: President-Elect socalcon at December 01, 2020 06:38 PM (Roy2Z)

821 There are a lot of people who think being bi is a cop-out, particularly claiming to be a bi woman, since it's considered hot for attractive women to experiment with other women. I suspect that very soon we'll be hearing that Page is divorcing her wife for a man. Being just another (mostly) straight woman would get her kicked out of the LGBT club, so she's setting herself up to claim to be a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

Posted by: AndyN at December 01, 2020 06:54 PM (0IbDV)

822 That picture best describes the current GOPe relationship with their...."constituency". The left just turns every into shit. Ugly, repulsive, convoluted SHIT

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 01, 2020 08:24 PM (aR6C/)

823 Freak, freak, freaky, freak freaks.

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