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Alleged Devout Catholic Joe Biden Tries to Pronounce "Psalm" Multiple Times, Keeps Saying "Palm"

Actually the word he's trying to say is "Psalmist," a writer of the psalms. Instead of saying "Salmist" -- silent "p" -- he keeps saying "palmist," with a silent "s."

A defender, like his cheering section at the Democrat Corporatist grift National Review, could claim that "but of course he stumbled over an uncommon word."

But the "uncommon word" defense requires that not only had he not written his own prepared speech -- of course he didn't -- but that the first time he even saw was when his puppet-handlers were beaming it into his dying eyeballs via TelePrompTer.

Mollie Hemingway points out that of course the leftwing media has failed to mention the flub.

As of press time, the flub has received precisely no coverage from Big Media, only in conservative media. Forgetting which letter in "psalmist" is silent isn't the biggest deal in the world. But it provides an excellent example of how corrupted our media have been for the last four years.

That's because during the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump gave a speech at Liberty University where he referred to St. Paul’s second epistle to the Corinthians as "2 Corinthians." It's usually, but by no means always, said as "Second" Corinthians. Scottish Christians, such as Trump's mother, say it the way he did. The media immediately pounced on the alleged flub, and kept pouncing until as recently as four days ago.

Noted jerkoff seeks solace from the palmists.

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




Comments

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1 /hesitantly plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

2 Outrage fatigue, I has it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

3 top ten

Posted by: firefirefire at December 01, 2020 12:06 PM (qkdvI)

4 The fatigue is real.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (uhPTO)

5 Ahhh, "new" material.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (ZSK0i)

6 He's really lost it, because anyone who's a devout Catholic and goes to Mass regularly knows how to pronounce that word-as the psalms are read every week in Mass and many traditional Protestant services as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (WkPC9)

7 Very similar to Obama's 'Corpse' man isn't it.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (+8HzQ)

8 He was remembering "palming" little girls....and Tara Reade.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

9 Somebody call a corpseman

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (LZ7Gl)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

11

His spokesfool Jen Paki thinks this is dumb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

12 He will never be called out by the media... Neither will President Harris

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)

13 Palm Sunday, bloody Sunday.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Psalms are not a big part of Catholic ritual.

Neither are palms.

Devout abortion loving catholics everywhere know this.

Posted by: SH at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (sX1BW)

15 Mollie Hemingway points out that of course the leftwing media has failed to mention the flub.

...


They don't know it's a flub.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (5OAz2)

16 Dude knows his fake teeth won't let him say it properly.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (2Wa+h)

17 Beat me to it, J.J.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (OssQ4)

18 His spokesfool Jen Paki thinks this is dumb.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)

19 psufferin psuccotash....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Salm Sunday! And the 23rd Palm.
Sleepy Joe, Super Catholic

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

21 This man will have the keys to the Nuclear codes and so will the Chynaise

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (qInne)

22
His spokesfool Jen Paki thinks this is dumb.

Biden's whole "cabinet" are retreads of obama... One might say this is the 3rd obama term...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (Zmnko)

23 Has Barry visited all 57 states on his book tour?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

24 We need to hold these SOBs (Google, Twitter, FB, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, WaPo, NYT, and the rest of the MSM) accountable for electing this mentally, physically, and morally unfit slob POTUS.

Posted by: iandeal at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (vgGyZ)

25 But what they didn't tell you that Miss Cleo will have a seat on Biden's cabinet as the palm reader. Miss Cleo may be dead, but if Hillary Clinton talked with Eleanor Roosevelt, I don't see why Biden and his cabinet can't speak to the dead black woman who's a medium.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (WkPC9)

26 Twat.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (8B6Ng)

27 i'm going to go read my palms......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (CqHIp)

28 Palms is my favorite book of the Bible.

Posted by: Onan at December 01, 2020 12:09 PM (H5knJ)

29 Why poison, with the Gina Haspel nonsense, with the fact that the average number of military aircraft in the skies is 250 on a given day, last week it was between 1000-1300. This morning it is 700 and rising.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 12:05 PM (vPzhp)




Probably trying to finish quarterly training requirements before the holidays. Also, getting ready for war with China.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (dNzKv)

30 Potato brain is just the frontman/ puppet for the cabal anyway

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (HwiWi)

31 Jeffrey Toobin....noted Palmist.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (AwYPR)

32 So he's being mocked by some Christians. So what.

It's not like he insulted the Marine Corpse.

Posted by: Barry Obama at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

33 Cross his psalms with silver. Thirty pieces.

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (OUMaO)

34 i'm going to sit under my psalms and read my palms

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (CqHIp)

35 Weren't we treated to a monthlong laugh-fest about Trump's pronunciation of "Two Corinthians" and how that was proof that he was a phony and irredeemable?

Posted by: red speck at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (gS3OW)

36 What this country needs now more than ever is an idiot for President.

And that idiot is me.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Hail to the Thief at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (K5agK)

37 Why poison, with the Gina Haspel nonsense, with the fact that the average number of military aircraft in the skies is 250 on a given day, last week it was between 1000-1300. This morning it is 700 and rising.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 12:05 PM (vPzhp)




Probably trying to finish quarterly training requirements before the holidays. Also, getting ready for war with China.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



If Biden wins, there will be no war.
Why fight when you are going to give them the country?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (na0uG)

38 Probably trying to finish quarterly training requirements before the holidays. Also, getting ready for war with China.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM (dNzKv)


Just wait till the Beast of Benghazi is SecDef. We'll be ramping up troops in Shitcanistan, Iraq, Syria, and she'll probably send troops into Libya for giggles.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

39 I have dated the Palm sisters many times

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (FZYNt)

40 Rosie Psalms > Pinkie Tuscadero

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (2Wa+h)

41
Willowed
487
The parent company of Dominion is 75% owned by the Communist Chinese according to SEC filings?

Really?
And these machines were the tools to completely corrupt our election?
How much more corruption can the Supreme Court stand before doing something?
Or are they corrupted too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (sy5kK)

42 goose gander sauce

some assembly required.

it's not a big deal except that for the last 5 years ever perceived OR created misstep has been amplified by 100 times.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (8D42x)

43 The Pshit Pshow continues.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (V6GAy)

44 All I can envision is a Nun whacking him on the back of the head for saying "Palms" in Catechism so many times he'd never get it wrong again, even in the later stages of Alzheimer's.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (8B6Ng)

45 Truly on the brink of a Weekend at Bernie's POTUS.

Biden may still have a pulse, but even Saint Motel had higher standards than that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

46 How much more corruption can the Supreme Court stand before doing something?
Or are they corrupted too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



To ask is to answer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (na0uG)

47 Maybe that's how they say it when they are grafting.

"Put that filthy lucre right here in my Psalm!"

Posted by: TheHoser, Cunning Linguist at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (IDjUx)

48 Way of the Open Hand?

I know Kung Fu

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (DB16e)

49 41


Willowed

487

The parent company of Dominion is 75% owned by the Communist Chinese according to SEC filings?



Really?

And these machines were the tools to completely corrupt our election?

How much more corruption can the Supreme Court stand before doing something?

Or are they corrupted too?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (sy5kK)


This latest conspiracy theory is referring to UBS.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

50 Palm trees are nice. Psalm trees are, um, something else entirely.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (HaL55)

51



Joe Biden: Look fat, as the Palmist said, trunalimunumaprzure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (dGtyf)

52 Sooooooo.... should the "s" be silent in... (s)imp?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (3H9h1)

53 Or are they corrupted too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (sy5kK)

about half of them

Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

54 Timothy 3:13

Fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (wHKGv)

55 Lol! Jen Psaki is on his communication team.

He must call her "Jen Packy"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (xfb67)

56 Outrage fatigue, I has it.
Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at December 01, 2020 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

Yep, #metoo. I can't deal with any of this stuff anymore. It will never change, and getting outraged and upset is just rage against the dying of the light.

Count me out.

Posted by: InCali at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (8rtD9)

57 54 Timothy 3:13

Fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (wHKGv)


Pfraud

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

58 Wait... I thought invoking anything Biblical was tantamount to establishment of Handmaid's Tale Theocracy.

This new logic is so confusing.

Posted by: red speck at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (gS3OW)

59 Reinforces my adoption of Sloppy Joe as his moniker.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (V6GAy)

60 He must call her "Jen Packy"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

cause she works at a 7-11, right?

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (FZYNt)

61 Jeffrey Toobin....noted Palmist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:10 PM


Going by browser tabs, doesn't Eichenwald fall into that category as well?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (3sOO0)

62 But the "uncommon word" defense requires that not only had he not written his own prepared speech -- of course he didn't -- but that the first time he even saw was when his puppet-handlers were beaming it into his dying eyeballs via TelePrompTer.

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM

This just seems ridiculous. I practice what I am going to say just for 5-10 minute presentations I need to make for weekly design reviews in front of management.

You're telling me that his handlers don't practice his speeches with him before he's going to give them? Even people in perfect health need to practice, let alone a guy who's sundowning.

This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)

63
ChinaJoe will never stop Communist China from invading Taiwan and take it over.
Because the CCP owns the entire Biden family outright.
Do you actually think that Joe would allow Hunter and his brother from getting cut off from all that CCP fat cash?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (sy5kK)

64 The Pshit Pshow continues.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (V6GAy)

Pstop that pshit.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (AwYPR)

65 Thief.

Pronounce the "th".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (wHKGv)

66
This latest conspiracy theory is referring to UBS.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (CQ3Qb)


Was there fraud? Sure.

But it's all just conspiracy theories REGARDLESS of the evidence.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

67 If Biden wins, there will be no war.
Why fight when you are going to give them the country?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (na0uG)


Exactly. China has planned a bloodless coup for decades, and everything is going swimmingly, thank you vely much lound eyes.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (8B6Ng)

68 If Biden wins, there will be no war.
Why fight when you are going to give them the country?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (na0uG)

They'll have to transfer the planes

Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (ONvIw)

69 I've never been to church in my life and I know it's "s"alms. This isn't a religious thing, it's a common knowledge thing. Biden is blithering idiot.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (22mNy)

70 Timothy 3:13

Fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (wHKGv)
***

Ptimothy.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (E8JQx)

71 This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Or they know he only has enough fuel in the tank for one run.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (V6GAy)

72 You're more likely to hear about Joe's verbal gaffe than the real injury he incurred recently.

Posted by: Fortcoins at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (CE0rx)

73 This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)


At this point my guess is that he's kept under very close guard, with few people allowed to interact with him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (jOcSX)

74 If you drew a fish on the ground, Joe would draw a hook.

Posted by: Bartholomew of Judaea at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (ktqLp)

75 China doesn't want war with the US. China wants the US to fight other countries while they sell shit to both sides.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:16 PM (xfb67)

76 >>This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.



Pretty sure it's the second one.
Look at his eyes -- the man has no clue where he is most of the time.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)

77 Timothy 3:13

Fraud.



More specifically 2 Timothy 3:13

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (ZSK0i)

78 49 41


Willowed

487

The parent company of Dominion is 75% owned by the Communist Chinese according to SEC filings?



Really?

And these machines were the tools to completely corrupt our election?

How much more corruption can the Supreme Court stand before doing something?

Or are they corrupted too?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (sy5kK)


This latest conspiracy theory is referring to UBS.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

Their Chinese branch, which still wouldn't be the direct owners. UBS, the parent company is HQ'd in Switzerland. Bino is a very credulous fellow who would just as easily pretend that Russia has little pull in London's finance community.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

79 Just stop, fraud.

Nobody believes he's a Catholic. The church doesn't believe in abortion. It believes there are two sexes, male and female. It believes in truth. It disavows a fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (wHKGv)

80 In fairness, religious words tend to be confusing for pronunciation. I can never remember which letter to pronounce in psatan, so I usually just say "Hillary!".

Posted by: Flyguy at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (3sOO0)

81 How dare you make fun of his stutter! He worked hard to overcome it! It's a miracle he can speak at all!

Posted by: Greta MSMberg at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (El2dZ)

82 Just stop, fraud.

Nobody believes he's a Catholic. The church doesn't believe in abortion. It believes there are two sexes, male and female. It believes in truth. It disavows a fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (wHKGv)


I'm working on that......

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

83

Rupert Psmith. The P is silent as in pshrimp.




-- P.G. Wodehouse.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (dGtyf)

84 When it comes to faith the media adds complete ignorance to their habitual lying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (lgiXo)

85 Look at his eyes -- the man has no clue where he is most of the time.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)


I doubt he was playing with his dog when he broke his foot. Probably just stumbled going to the bathroom. He's frail as hell. I know people in their 80s who play tennis, work out, and are active and healthy. He's a mess.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

86 I bet Cummala knows how to pronounce "psalms."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (hku12)

87 We've been reading Joshua in Sunday School.

I'd pay good money to listen to Biden attempt to read Joshua 12-21 off of a teleprompter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (YA914)

88 You know...I think Kameltoe Harris was Barry's pick.

I notice he didn't start shilling for Biden until Kameltoe was the VP candidate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)

89 I'm no palmist, I'm master of my domain.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

90 YOU PSHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (FKzZ0)

91 How dare you make fun of his stutter! He worked hard to overcome it! It's a miracle he can speak at all!
Posted by: Greta MSMberg at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (El2dZ)


Crowder went off on Tapper a while back for suggesting that Biden has a stutter.

There are HOURS and HOURS of Senate hearings where Biden spoke for long periods and not one fucking time did he stutter.........

SUCH bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Pointing out that Joe Biden uses his pronouncements of faith in a cynical and political fashion makes you a bad Christian.

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (bhPL1)

93 I doubt he was playing with his dog when he broke his foot. Probably just stumbled going to the bathroom. He's frail as hell. I know people in their 80s who play tennis, work out, and are active and healthy. He's a mess.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

Maybe he'll throw a clot

Posted by: DOJ leaders of the China Revolution! at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (ONvIw)

94 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (ZSK0i)

Timothy? the kid that was eaten after the mine cave in?

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (AwYPR)

95
ChinaJoe will never stop Communist China from invading Taiwan and take it over.

Do you think Trump would have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

96 YOU PSHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (FKzZ0)


Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

97 It's the biggest book in the Bible and the basis for worship in Judeo-Christian religious services...... so of course Bible-Thumpin' Biden doesn't know how to pronounce it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Ecclesiastes 10:19 at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (OnzRM)

98
If Biden wins, there will be no war.
Why fight when you are going to give them the country?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (na0uG)

We didn't elect him for their to be "no war."

It obviously won't be China, but we have penciled in the start of our multi-generational struggle to replace the one that rat bastard Trump ended.

We are hoping it can be Poland or Israel, but we'll probably have to settle for some middle eastern country again.

Posted by: Military Industrial Complex at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (Ojki1)

99 Potato brain is just the frontman/ puppet for the cabal anyway

Come to think of it, Puddinhead O'Biden bears a more-than-passing resemblance to Jeff-fa-fa Dunham's Walter puppet.

https://tinyurl.com/7jde8p4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (HaL55)

100 Their Chinese branch, which still wouldn't be the
direct owners. UBS, the parent company is HQ'd in Switzerland. Bino is a
very credulous fellow who would just as easily pretend that Russia has
little pull in London's finance community.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (Zm+LZ)


Seems to me the "credulous fellows" are the ones trying to attach Communist China to everything to make the claimed hackery just that much more sinister. Sorta like the Left has been doing with Russian and Putin for the past five years. Whatever it takes to get the rubes on board I suppose.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

101 Give him a break. His foot hurts. And his head. And his balls.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

102 94 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 01, 2020 12:17 PM (ZSK0i)

Timothy? the kid that was eaten after the mine cave in?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (AwYPR)

Where on earth did he go...?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (ifmtJ)

103 don't see why Biden and his cabinet can't speak to the dead black woman who's a medium.

Oh, we got her well done down here!

Posted by: SATAN at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (RlBnl)

104 This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)


He says it twice. 2 fucking times. I have to imagine even people who like him that are Catholic had to have pinched their eyes.

TBH, I think they're at an inroads with ole Joe. He's got dementia. Thing about that is they think it's everybody else who's fucked up. He's convinced he's large and in charge. And now, he's the president of the world. Nobody going to tell him what to do.

I'd be willing to bet we're about to hear a whole lot of crazy shit from him if he's allowed to speak. He won't do what they tell him, he'll go off script. Because he's the boss.

If he manages to get sworn in, he will have a very unfortunate accident, illness or both in a matter of weeks if not days.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (8B6Ng)

105 You know...I think Kameltoe Harris was Barry's pick.

I notice he didn't start shilling for Biden until Kameltoe was the VP candidate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)


She called Biden racist in the primaries. Now she's his running mate.

You're damn right she was put there by design.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

106 The very idea that "Pslam" is now an uncommon word in America is proof we need aggressive jingoism.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (vPzhp)

107 Stoopid pfuckers.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (axyOa)

108 This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


I think they do rehearse it with him but he forgets everything when he sees the prompter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (VsHYs)

109 >>Wait... I thought invoking anything Biblical was tantamount to establishment of Handmaid's Tale Theocracy.

This new logic is so confusing.
- - - -

Here's how it works: Lefties can use Christianity to push what they want, to appeal to certain select demographics (black churchgoers), because every Lefty knows it's just using language that the rubes can understand.

In addition, as with Obama, think it gives them a little frisson when using their enemies' own words to sell their godless policies and values.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

110 Palmist or phrenologist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

111 ChinaJoe will never stop Communist China from invading Taiwan and take it over.

Because the CCP owns the entire Biden family outright.

Do you actually think that Joe would allow Hunter and his brother from getting cut off from all that CCP fat cash?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (sy5kK)

The chinese are doing right now what the japs did with pearl harbor. The japs knew they could never invade the US, but they wanted us out of the way so they could advance their goals. Its the same shit now, the chinese want us out of the way so they can take taiwan. This election was their pearl harbor. The only thing is that these days we got a shit ton of traitors waving in the planes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (9Om/r)

112 It's a mistake anybody could make!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (sWM8x)

113 Seems to me the "credulous fellows" are the ones trying to attach Communist China to everything to make the claimed hackery just that much more sinister. Sorta like the Left has been doing with Russian and Putin for the past five years. Whatever it takes to get the rubes on board I suppose.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

Do you honestly believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes legitimately?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)

114
If he manages to get sworn in, he will have a very unfortunate accident, illness or both in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL

You misspelled hours if not minutes

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (V6GAy)

115 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

FOAD, choad.

Posted by: Greta MSMberg at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (El2dZ)

116 If that corrupt old man IS sworn in, we'll get to see his famous temper on a regular basis.


So at least we'll have that.

I hope we don't look back on 2020 fondly.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

117 Hey, 'member me?

Posted by: Dan 'Potatoe' Quayle at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (oVJmc)

118 God does not like to be mocked.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (k/TB6)

119 Just watched Senator Mastriani from PA on the Eric Metaxas show. Out of 29 Republican state senators in PA, only 9 have agreed to sign on to his resolution to give the electors back to the state legislature. Nine out of 29! That's it. The rest are going to sit on their cowardly, lazy asses and let the election be stolen. And that's after hearing and seeing a mountain of evidence, including eyewitness testimony directly from people who were there and watched the steal happen.

And it's not just in PA. This could be easily reversed if the GOP as a unit, both in the defrauded states and in congress took action. But they sit and do nothing.
Honestly, at this point, why give one more vote or one more dime to any republican ever? Why volunteer for any of their campaigns, or help them in any way?

Time for a new party. Or a new country. Probably both.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)

120 Reinforces my adoption of Sloppy Joe as his moniker.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:14 PM (V6GAy)
.......

Good one. I call him Jodo because he will soon be extinct.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

121 Let's run down the weirdness of Dominion's ownership real quick since it's come up.

1. For whatever reason, Staple Street Capital was very secretive about whoever made the massive capital commitments to fund their two funds. This is abnormal in the private equity world, since you advertise commitments as part of a fundraise and most major commitments are from institutions with public disclosure requirements.
2. The commitment size we're seeing as a proportion of the fund is highly unusual. It's not unheard of, but generally you don't want to take on an excessive portion of a fund because that exposes you to operational risks.
3. The Chinese UBS branch which made the commitment probably did so on behalf of other parties, either they're running a Fund of Funds or a Separately Managed Account.

Who actually owns Dominion is still effectively unknown, though the people running it are inherently of special interest since they're the agents.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

122 Seems to me the "credulous fellows" are the ones trying to attach
Communist China to everything to make the claimed hackery just that much
more sinister. Sorta like the Left has been doing with Russian and
Putin for the past five years. Whatever it takes to get the rubes on
board I suppose.
---

It's not sort of like, it's exactly like. The left is universally stupid and unimaginative, so they project. They insisted Russia must be helping us because they know they're nothing without China's influence for direction.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (kOpft)

123 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

124 >>If that corrupt old man IS sworn in, we'll get to see his famous temper on a regular basis.


I'm 80! Don't get much more worn in than that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (2Wa+h)

125 Alleged Devout Catholic Joe Biden Tries to Pronounce "Psalm" Multiple Times, Keeps Saying "Palm"

Code dog whistle for palm the usb drive? /s


@CodeMonkeyZ
released a two-part video showing a Dominion employee download data to a USB from the Election Management Server, plug it into a laptop, manipulate the data, and palm the USB.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (sfhL4)

126 the APEC Catholics (like Biden) show up 4 times a year at most

Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter Sunday
Christmas

this is why he doesn't know the difference between psalms and palms.

Posted by: rozel at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (EJ2Rs)

127 95
ChinaJoe will never stop Communist China from invading Taiwan and take it over.

Do you think Trump would have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yes.

Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (48/MM)

128 >> Do you honestly believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes legitimately?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)

Speaking of that, was this posted? Because it is fantastic.
https://tinyurl.com/y4pfwhha

Posted by: DJ at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (O3/K+)

129
Maybe he'll throw a clot


Phlebitis

Posted by: Zombie Nixon at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (RlBnl)

130 123 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

Wisdom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)

131 Was Onan mentioned in Palms?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (cCxiu)

132 29 Palms is not a city in California, it's a chapter in the Bible.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (lgiXo)

133 I'd be willing to bet we're about to hear a whole lot of crazy shit from him if he's allowed to speak. He won't do what they tell him, he'll go off script. Because he's the boss.

If he manages to get sworn in, he will have a very unfortunate accident, illness or both in a matter of weeks if not days.
Posted by: clutch cargo



Why do you think Nancy was talking 25th Amendment? It wasn't for Trump. It was for Biden.

Because it takes the VP to initiate it.

And Pence would never go against Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (na0uG)

134 Do you honestly believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes legitimately?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)

Of course not. That doesn't mean I should automatically believe the US Army and CIA had a shoot-out in Germany over a secret server that controls our election. Or that Trump mispelled a word in a tweet so that's proof in code that ballots were mispelled on purpose. Or that the CIA Director is now in prison or dead.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

135 I'm watching the Michigan testimony and the Indian woman had incredible testimony.

These people who rigged this shit and were in on it are evil.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (IYHxL)

136 SINo/pedO joe mispronouncing a word that is from easily one of the most quoted sections of scripture, cleatly demonstrates that he may worship regularly, but its not at any Christian denomination.
And for his sycophants to rationalize ....well I guess when your all in you do stupid shit cuz your all in.

Posted by: PubliusFlavius at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (EtmuE)

137 Implicitly since it was done through China's UBS branch, the investors would be individuals in China or institutions in China. I thought that was obvious but on reflection it might not be to some people.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

138 130 123 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

Wisdom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

I installed God of War last week and it took about an hour total.

I want Junior to play some Spider-Man. I think he can get the hang of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

139 It won't be long before Biden is *correct*

Stand by for Merriam-Webster and the other dictionaries to edit the entry to listing "SAL-mist" as an acceptable pronunciation.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (HhaYz)

140 116
If that corrupt old man IS sworn in, we'll get to see his famous temper on a regular basis.


So at least we'll have that.

I hope we don't look back on 2020 fondly.


Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

He will be drinking from a poisoned chalice. This will not end the way he or his toadies think it will.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (Dc5Qe)

141 I honestly dont give a fuck about Taiwan.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (9vo+5)

142 @CodeMonkeyZ

released a two-part video showing a Dominion employee download data
to a USB from the Election Management Server, plug it into a laptop,
manipulate the data, and palm the USB.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (sfhL4)


And that was in Gwinnett County, GA. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

143 I have new lists to make.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (FKzZ0)

144 Hairy palms run in the family.

Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (EgshT)

145 A guy from Biden's generation would be familiar with the correct pronunciation even if he was irreligious. He's a turnip. That's the issue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (H5knJ)

146 SUCH bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)


No it's not.

I'm an expert in the study of stutter and stutterisms.

Late onset stuttering is common among those with quadruple digit IQ's. It has to do with the weight of their brain, pressure on the tongue, and a whole bunch of really technical medical lingo.

Posted by: Expert Doctor with PhD & White Coat to Prove It at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (8B6Ng)

147 134
Of course not. That doesn't mean I should automatically believe the US Army and CIA had a shoot-out in Germany over a secret server that controls our election. Or that Trump mispelled a word in a tweet so that's proof in code that ballots were mispelled on purpose. Or that the CIA Director is now in prison or dead.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

========

But...George HW Bush is dead!

plans within plans...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

148 Was Onan mentioned in Palms?
Posted by: The Walking Dude




Definitely mentioned in Northern Tools in the Generator section.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (na0uG)

149 "Two Palms"

/J. Toobin

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (m45I2)

150 Hey, you can't expect the Chinese to tell him how to pronounce English.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (oVJmc)

151 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

152 Joe is so far gone that he still ***** it up. How they let that clown become so important to them is an indictment of the whole fraternity system, and the American Way.

Donks have poor judgement when it comes to reality.

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (RuIsu)

153 Where are ya'll watching the MI hearing?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

154

remember this little goodie

Obama gets 'corpsman' wrong
https://tinyurl.com/h5x479t


Obama is for our military as Biden is Catholic.

Frauds

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (sfhL4)

155 Bino does classic Motte and Bailey.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (Zm+LZ)

156 Satans potential retard in chief.
Also thinks the murderer Cain having muttered some nonsense about being his brothers keeper makes that a Commandment.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (uc+oy)

157 139 It won't be long before Biden is *correct*

Stand by for Merriam-Webster and the other dictionaries to edit the entry to listing "SAL-mist" as an acceptable pronunciation.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (HhaYz)

==========

"We found a sound recording from 1913 of a preacher in Botswana who pronounced it like that. Biden is just continuing the proud tradition of the African Church."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

158 Total Devout Catholic Joe Biden, who totally goes to church all the time, seriously you guys, encounters "Psalm" spoken aloud at least once during the Mass: when the lector/cantor announces the Responsorial Psalm for the day.

And he still fucks it up, because that thing about being devout and going to church a lot is fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (HhaYz)

159 Always good to know where to come for the daily dose of We're Doomed.

Small hint enough of this and it'll become a self fulfilling prophecy and you can bathe in it even more.

Now rip on me for what I just said.
Posted by: irongrampa

I"m with you irongrampa. I have chosen to stop coming here as frequently, and will go to news sources and blogs where people are looking to help spread information and rally people to do something meaningful regarding politics and elections. This place has been swamped by the purposefully defeatists. It's typically been the same repetitive , on every thread, posters who post at least thirty or forty posts regurgitating how everything is hopeless and one can only wait for when neighbors will be shooting neighbors. Demanding no one support a candidate, a Republican, send money, sign a petition, attend a rally or contact their representatives because it's hopeless. And you are some kind of traitor to the cause if you do any of the above because it's more important to look correct than to actually take action.

This place has become very unhealthy and I am frankly surprised that the cobs and Ace are allowing it. I get not wanting to ban posters for having opposing opinions, but allowing posters to drill and drumbeat the same defeatist comments all day long is simply creating a pen of depressed, mental cases who will feed off each other in a circular fashion until the blog collapses.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (7sidJ)
************

Bringing this over from the last thread because it needs to be heard.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

160 These people who rigged this shit and were in on it are evil.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (IYHxL)

The testimony in PA was just as moving. And was wasted on GOP cowards and collaborators with no interest in justice. MI will be the same, I fear.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (Dc5Qe)

161 Congrats, Mr. Mannix!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (ZSK0i)

162
Psalm is not an uncommon word. I think there are any number of younger Democrats who've never heard it. But Joe's old AF. He's heard it. Just lapsing into another bout of aphasia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (BvLWD)

163 151 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

Congratulations on your fruit job!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (xfb67)

164 151 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

=========

Congrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

165 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

Good stuff!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (FKzZ0)

166 Congrats Joe!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (IYHxL)

167 the APEC Catholics (like Biden) show up 4 times a year at most

Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter Sunday
Christmas

this is why he doesn't know the difference between psalms and palms.

Posted by: rozel

Protestants have CEOs.

Christmas & Easter Only.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (V6GAy)

168 144 Hairy palms run in the family.
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (EgshT)


The Lord is my mullet, I shall not trim,
Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Flo-Bee, I shall fear no trimmings, for thou doth suck...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (s2VJv)

169 85

I doubt he was playing with his dog when he broke his foot. Probably just stumbled going to the bathroom. He's frail as hell. I know people in their 80s who play tennis, work out, and are active and healthy. He's a mess.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM

My first though regarding the "broken foot" and needing to be out of commission for "weeks" is because he is so far gone and they need to do their best to keep him resting in bed somewhere just to get him to make it to the inauguration.

Where they will "Weekend at Biden's" his ass out there for the swearing in.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (Do5/p)

170 Of course not. That doesn't mean I should automatically believe the US Army and CIA had a shoot-out in Germany over a secret server that controls our election. Or that Trump mispelled a word in a tweet so that's proof in code that ballots were mispelled on purpose. Or that the CIA Director is now in prison or dead.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)


No, But it would be nice....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (Zmnko)

171 Remember how W pronouncing 'nuclear' was a sign he was a retard?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

172 139 It won't be long before Biden is *correct*

Stand by for Merriam-Webster and the other dictionaries to edit the entry to listing "SAL-mist" as an acceptable pronunciation.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (HhaYz)
----

Derp, my bad: They're going to list "PAL-mist" as a correct pronounciation.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (HhaYz)

173 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I just decided to reinstall Borderlands 3 with all four DLC last night via Steam. 10 hours, 117 GB. It should be done now, haven't checked.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (OssQ4)

174
Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

-------

Fuckin' ay! I told you so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (BvLWD)

175 167
the APEC Catholics (like Biden) show up 4 times a year at most



Ash Wednesday

Palm Sunday

Easter Sunday

Christmas



this is why he doesn't know the difference between psalms and palms.



Posted by: rozel



Protestants have CEOs.



Christmas Easter Only.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (V6GAy)

we call them Chreesters

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (k/TB6)

176 Related or not, I can tell you from personal experience and observation, the brain ages, just like every other organ in the body.

There are some things we know, from being around elderly parents, or aging ourselves, that people start to forget. Names in particular. What was once easily recalled by the brain, with time becomes harder.

Generally this applies to a HEALTHY aging brain, in the form of forgetting trivial matters/names of people and things that we don't much need to remember.

So in other words, if say for example, a guy who might very well end up President of the United States, if he doesn't immediately recall the name of a book in the Bible, it MIGHT mean books in the Bible just aren't all that important to him.

However... if one starts mislabeling things/people, that's different. So again for example, calling the granddaughter you are banging by the name of her sister or mother, that would be more troubling.

Same with names in the Bible. Calling it "Palms" instead of "Psalms," especially if you don't show any sign you recognize your mispronunciation right away, is an indication of unhealthy brain decline. In addition to a sign you don't know squat about the Bible, and/or it's just not that important to you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (hku12)

177 @CodeMonkeyZ

released a two-part video showing a Dominion employee download data
to a USB from the Election Management Server, plug it into a laptop,
manipulate the data, and palm the USB.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (sfhL4)

And that was in Gwinnett County, GA. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)


I just mentioned, there's photos of a hard drive shredding truck having arrived at the GA election machine storage facility. They're doing it right in front of us, and everybody is in on it. Just like that Dominion shit with the USB drive wandering out the door with it.

https://twitter.com/AOECOIN/
status/1333812820429848578

We are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)

178 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

Congrats!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (Zmnko)

179 I honestly dont give a fuck about Taiwan.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:26 PM (9vo+5)



Message to Asshole: "We *care*".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (ZSK0i)

180 I am with BiNO. There was fraud. But the CIA shootout stuff is batshit crazy and hurts the cause.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (9vo+5)

181 Congrats, Joe!

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

182 >>> ust wait till the Beast of Benghazi is SecDef. We'll be ramping up troops in Shitcanistan, Iraq, Syria, and she'll probably send troops into Libya for giggles.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:11 PM (ptqGC)


And they've wanted a universal male/female draft instated for a long time. If you keep electing leftists you will get a draft. That and single source rationed health care are our oligarch master's final solution to the unruly peasant problems.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (ZNF6z)

183 173 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I just decided to reinstall Borderlands 3 with all four DLC last night via Steam. 10 hours, 117 GB. It should be done now, haven't checked.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (OssQ4)

===========

We have a new hard drive just sitting around not being used, still in the packaging. I'm breaking that thing out and using it today. I hate having to do this.

First thing will be re-installing The Witcher III. There's no reason I shouldn't have that on standby for whenever I feel like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

184 123 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

Ain't modern gaming grand?

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Ojki1)

185 That doesn't mean I should automatically believe the US Army and CIA had a shoot-out in Germany over a secret server that controls our election.

How about believing that computer systems can be tampered with?

Or is that too much of a reach as well, you dissembling shitstain?

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (El2dZ)

186 104

I'd be willing to bet we're about to hear a whole lot of crazy shit from him if he's allowed to speak. He won't do what they tell him, he'll go off script. Because he's the boss.

If he manages to get sworn in, he will have a very unfortunate accident, illness or both in a matter of weeks if not days.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:21 PM

This is why I think the whole "broken foot" and needing to rest for "weeks" plan came into play. They cannot afford to allow him to have public appearances anymore between now and the inauguration. So this is a convenient excuse to tell the press as a reason why he won't be making public appearances.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Do5/p)

187 Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (Dc5Qe)

I will never bet against Trump but to your point; doesn't the GOP know they will have no friends on either side if they don't stand up?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (IYHxL)

188 180 I am with BiNO. There was fraud. But the CIA shootout stuff is batshit crazy and hurts the cause.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (9vo+5)

That's not Bino's position though. His position is that the CIA shootout is the same as the rest of the case. He moves from a relatively indefensible position to a defensible one, motte and bailey.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

189
This latest conspiracy theory is referring to UBS.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:13 PM (CQ3Qb

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (+2xjH)

190 Do you honestly believe Joe Biden got 80 million votes legitimately?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)
.......

Depends on what the meaning of legitimate is.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

191 Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (9vo+5)

Wow; Really? Thanks for letting us know, because nobody could have figured out that you thought that from every third of your previous posts/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (WkPC9)

192 We are well and truly screwed.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)
+++++++++++
This is what legislatures are for - to declare that the vote was perverted and corrupt and they are rejecting it and either sending their own electors or none at all.

Too bad 2/3 of the body is cowardly and the remaining third is corrupt. Honest men are a rounding error.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)

193 Progs explain why Republicans suck.

https://bit.ly/3fXHpkY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

194 184 123 I'm so glad I decided to install Spider-Man on my PS4 in the middle of the work day.

The damn install process is gonna take 4-5 hours total.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

Ain't modern gaming grand?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Ojki1)

=========

Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and find out immediately?

Good times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

195 I just mentioned, there's photos of a hard drive
shredding truck having arrived at the GA election machine storage
facility. They're doing it right in front of us, and everybody is in on
it. Just like that Dominion shit with the USB drive wandering out the
door with it.



https://twitter.com/AOECOIN/

status/1333812820429848578



We are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)


And why? Because we don't have any law enforcement in this country to secure the election and Republicans are gutless wonders who will let them get away with it. Total banana republic shit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (dGtyf)

196 If the republican party itself won't fight for their own president, I see no point. I look forward to all the teeth gnashing in January by them about how we need election integrity all of a sudden.

As for tapioca joe, he is just a puppet, even the dems know it. He won't be making any real decisions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

197 >>Of course not. That doesn't mean I should automatically believe the US Army and CIA had a shoot-out in Germany over a secret server that controls our election. Or that Trump mispelled a word in a tweet so that's proof in code that ballots were mispelled on purpose. Or that the CIA Director is now in prison or dead.



How is it that you scoop up the wildest internet rumors and then come here demanding we explain why we believe them?

This is not a Q site, and I don't see anyone here absolutely, for sure, as G-d as my witness all those things you just mentioned are true.

If you want to fight diehard Q people go elsewhere, you have the horde confused with 8kun posters.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

198 How dare you make fun of his stutter! He worked hard to overcome it! It's a miracle he can speak at all!
Posted by: Greta MSMberg

I think the guy that founded Cincinati stuttered and the real name is Cinatti.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (arJlL)

199 Willowed

504 Jen, what other sites do you go to for real news. I have been trying to limit my news consumption, and this site has been depressing my soul. I want to keep up but not at the cost of my mental health.
Posted by: megthered at December 01, 2020 12:12 PM (SM/op)

You asked Jen, I respect that and certainly don't expect a response but it's close to my heart this issue.

I don't think there is any news out there right now that is healthy for ones mind. Politics is where it right now and it's not in a good place.

If you check epochtimes in the morning (they don't update reliably during the day) you will remain well informed and you won't be lied to.

That's the best one shot deal outside of sefton's morning firehose.

The most informed about the issues are following the principles on Twitter and that most definitely is no good at all for mental health.

Things will get better in January.

If you are into Bible, we have tradition that Jacob mourned Joseph for the entire time he was away, and the reason given in Talmud is that G-d imparted the world with the dynamic that the dead becomes forgotten to the living, but in this case Joseph wasn't dead and Jacob just kept mourning.

In Jan. this will be dead on way or the other, and we as humans will move on.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (fLpTX)

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (fLpTX)

200 I can't wait for shit in the middle east to start falling apart, China attacks Taiwan, Japan and China and when the world looks to America for answers, Joey Fingerstick McShitpants has already called a lid for the day.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

201 My Methodist faith informs me that Joe Biden is a modern-day saint. The kind of guy who'd actually give the change in his pocket to a homeless guy.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (sWM8x)

202 180 I am with BiNO. There was fraud. But the CIA shootout stuff is batshit crazy and hurts the cause.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (9vo+5)

If there was a CIA shootout, we'd never hear about it. It's like the aliens thing. If they had the technology able to cross interstellar distances, they damn well wouldn't be caught by us.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (xfb67)

203 Stop picking on Biden and his minor (MFM calls it that) injury. Wait until he take the tumble down AF1 stairs, and watch the media cover it up. Was it Ford who slipped on the stairs and the Media made a huge deal about it.

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (bExff)

204 I'd install some more game stuff but it'd require some moving and grooving to figure out just which SATA channels I have left, particularly with regards to placement of any new M.2 type drives.

Maybe later.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (ZSK0i)

205 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and
significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past
month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early
next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)


________



Congratulations, Mannix! Like after Insom finally got a job, I assume you'll continue commenting here just as prolifically as before -- if not more ...

;-)

Posted by: ShainS at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

206 I just decided to reinstall Borderlands 3 with all four DLC last night
via Steam. 10 hours, 117 GB. It should be done now, haven't checked.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (OssQ4)


Thats a great game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (9Om/r)

207 151 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)


That sounds an awful lot like good news. We'll have none of that here in the HQ!

Posted by: Josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (TTKK1)

208 I heard that Jen Pakai has Poriasis.


Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (C+We0)

209 LOL, used the steel boxes for ballots as barriers to poll watchers. MI is one huge criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (buTO7)

210 This is why I never got the "Two Corinthians" fake controversy. Many preachers, particularly Scottish, say Two Corinthians commonly.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (gm3d+)

211 That sounds an awful lot like good news. We'll have none of that here in the HQ!
Posted by: Josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (TTKK1)
+++++++++++
I'll be back on point momentarily!

Thanks to all of you for your well wishes during and congratulations after

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)

212 Proverbs 20:11

Even a child is known by his doing, whether his work be pure, and whether it be right.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

213 Boy last night's ONT was fun to read. By fun, I mean painful. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. Glad I'm not an admin.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (OssQ4)

214 I think the guy that founded Cincinati stuttered and the real name is Cinatti.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (arJlL)

Cincinnati was named after George Washington.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (xfb67)

215 >>Progs explain why Republicans suck.

https://bit.ly/3fXHpkY
- - -

Progs unintentional show why Progs suck:

https://tinyurl.com/y3tchgud

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (bDqIh)

216
Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and
significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past
month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early
next!


Does that mean you'll be buying a '68 green Dodge Dart GTS convertible now? Because I sure would if I had some of that "money" I keep hearing so much about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (HaL55)

217 https://twitter.com/AOECOIN/

status/1333812820429848578



We are well and truly screwed.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)


It's all just conspiracy theories, despite your supposed evidence to the contrary.

- BiNO

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

218
That cuts both ways doesn't it? I think the "CIA shootout in Frankfurt" story is pure, stupid clickbait hopium for Trump voters who want to hear *anything* that could be a good sign.

I also believe the Democrats flat-out stole this election, and that even a cursory examination of how the vote counting developed bears that out.

One doesn't lead to the other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (BvLWD)

219 My priest gave a sermon saying if you vote Democrat you are not a Catholic.
I love my priest. He's from Vietnam and knows what Communism is all about.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

220 Psalmolive? relax, Joe's croaking in it

Posted by: x at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (0tE/i)

221 180 I am with BiNO. There was fraud. But the CIA shootout stuff is batshit crazy and hurts the cause.


why on earth would some nonsense that seems far fetched "hurt the cause"!?!?!

it doesn't. it will only do so in your mind.

just let it go - you can't control all the weird info out there jeez

but hey I wouldn't want to interfere with your intense defeatism and clear embarrassment to be nominally "on the right" and ashamed of such

lefties don't worry about the crap Joy Behar spouts!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (j9HX3)

222 My Methodist faith informs me that Joe Biden is a modern-day saint. The kind of guy who'd actually give the change in his pocket to a homeless guy.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (sWM8x)

...but not any of the bills in his wallet.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

223

"Turn to Psalm 22..."
"Turn to Psalm 71..."
"Turn to Psalm 62..."

There is no way this guy has ever stepped into church (except for the cameras).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (sfhL4)

224 Everybody from Scranton says Palmist. This is much covfefe about nothing. By the way, Trump is literally Hitler.

Posted by: National Review at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (uToj1)

225 I just mentioned, there's photos of a hard drive shredding truck having arrived at the GA election machine storage facility. They're doing it right in front of us, and everybody is in on it. Just like that Dominion shit with the USB drive wandering out the door with it.

https://twitter.com/AOECOIN/
status/1333812820429848578

We are well and truly screwed.
Posted by: clutch cargo



In a just world, when nothing can be reproduced because it's been destroyed, the Supreme Court would throw out the results.

This isn't a just world.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (na0uG)

226 Its a mystery to me that they bother to make the attempt any longer.

I mean the quoting scripture thing. Who exactly are they fooling, in their minds?

Also also Pro tip: The psalmist was QUOTING MOSES when he says "the lord is my strength and my shield".

But I don't expect the average Christian to know that let alone Biden's script writer.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (yL25O)

227 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

Your schtick is getting a bit old.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (C+We0)

228 213 Boy last night's ONT was fun to read. By fun, I mean painful. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. Glad I'm not an admin.

I rarely check in on the ONT but last night I did and it was nasty... I thought the ONT was supposed to be fun...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (Zmnko)

229
Someone get Slow Joe to read a knock-knock joke.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (t6XCL)

230 Funny, on topic, link goes to twitter

https://tinyurl.com/y4tpru9s

Posted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (w7KSn)

231 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

Congratulations, Joe. That was quite a process; Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (WkPC9)

232 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Congrats Mannix !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (arJlL)

233 Lin Wood says, via Twitter, that China actually BOUGHT Dominion.

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

234 Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that
probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and
find out immediately?



Good times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

Hell yeah, instant on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (9Om/r)

235 Here's the thing (as Biden would say):

I have no fucking idea what it means when someone in the press describes Biden as "devout." I have no idea what their standard for devotion is, much less how they verify that Biden meets this definition.

What I do know is that he opposes the Catholic Church on perhaps its biggest moral teaching of our day. His favorite hymn just so happens to be one of the sappy modern ones that gets played at funerals... which tells me that that's the main time that he shows up at Mass. He can't pronounce a word that's spoken at every Mass. And he "carries" a rosary in his pocket, as if it were not a guide to contemplative prayer but instead a talisman to ward off malarkey.

It's a fucking joke and the press is completely captured.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (HhaYz)

236 I'm already tired of this old man, i want more consciousness in my Evil dead.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (yTRuK)

237 This is why I never got the "Two Corinthians" fake controversy. Many preachers, particularly Scottish, say Two Corinthians commonly.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (gm3d+)

Do they say 1 Corinthians ?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

238 >Just watched Senator Mastriani from PA on the Eric Metaxas show. Out of 29 Republican state senators in PA, only 9 have agreed to sign on to his resolution to give the electors back to the state legislature. Nine out of 29! That's it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)

And that's why you can classify me as a doomer. This whole strat relies on spineless GOPe legislators and US Supreme Court to make a principled stand that will cause all of the "cool kids" to howl like never before. Why they may never be invited to the best cocktail parties again if they anger their good frens across the aisle!

Not that I'm saying they shouldn't try, but lets get real about the odds of all of the above organizations to find some steel in their spines. Regardless, it is a moral imperative that we exhaust the battle in the legal sphere first.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (L106N)

239 How about believing that computer systems can be tampered with?



Or is that too much of a reach as well, you dissembling shitstain?

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (El2dZ)

I do believe that. I'm also familiar with the safeguards in place with electronic voting equipment. I just need someone to show me how all of the multiple layers were exploited. I'm open to it. It's so, so, so much easier to just fill out enough blank ballots and feed them through since no one was checking their validity though. The same three or four recent arrivals here pasting the same crazy theories on every. single. thread for two straight weeks seems like a neat way to distract from any serious look at that fraud though and discredits the whole place.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (CQ3Qb)

240 Thanks to all of you for your well wishes during and congratulations after
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Woot woot!!!
Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (na0uG)

241 If I heard Joe Biden had a minor injury I'd ask if she's gonna be okay.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (OssQ4)

242 234 Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that
probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and
find out immediately?



Good times...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

Hell yeah, instant on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (9Om/r)

=========

Now I have to spend an hour installing the base game and then however long to download all the patches that have come out since.

Meh...it's not like I was going to play it in the middle of the work day anyway.

I have you guys to distract me during that time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

243 159 - For what it's worth, I disagree with this. The "defeatists" (who largely aren't that; they just have positions some don't like) are for the most part reacting to constant posts that amount to wishful thinking at best and conspiracy mongering at worst. You'll notice that neither Ace nor any of the COBs echo the points being made by some of the more out there commenters. Not my site, not my rules. But I don't see myself as having an obligation to post comments others agree with or find agreeable, provided I try to be moderately civil about things. f that detracts from someone's mental health, maybe they should take a break from the Internet. I'm not saying that out of meanness either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (H5knJ)

244 Stop picking on Biden and his minor (MFM calls it that) injury. Wait
until he take the tumble down AF1 stairs, and watch the media cover it
up. Was it Ford who slipped on the stairs and the Media made a huge deal
about it.

Chevy Chase made a career out of it.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (4uSHG)

245 I find it understandable that Slow Joe might get things mixed up. In the canon of the Book of Moloch, there's an epistle "2 Sanger to the Philadelphians" that is announced with the word "two".

Posted by: mrp at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (Pqytn)

246 Demanding no one support a candidate, a Republican, send money, sign a petition, attend a rally or contact their representatives because it's hopeless. And you are some kind of traitor to the cause if you do any of the above because it's more important to look correct than to actually take action.



I'm not on all the time like you guys, but I haven't really seen anyone demanding that no one sign a petition, vote, write their rep, or send money or if you do you are a traitor.

I have seen many lamenting their own disillusionment with the party, their own reluctance to send money to the GOP and note that much of the stop the steal donations are not being used for anything related to the legal action.

I haven't seen anyone say don't write your rep. I haven't seen anyone say don't go to a rally.

But maybe they have and I just haven't seen it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (YA914)

247 the devil has taken over Biden It was the deal he struck.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

248 203
Stop picking on Biden and his minor (MFM calls it that) injury. Wait
until he take the tumble down AF1 stairs, and watch the media cover it
up. Was it Ford who slipped on the stairs and the Media made a huge deal
about it.


Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (bExff)

Wait till he has brain lock at a state dinner.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (qInne)

249 That's not Bino's position though. His position is
that the CIA shootout is the same as the rest of the case. He moves from
a relatively indefensible position to a defensible one, motte and
bailey.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

Again, I've stated my position probably 50 times in the past two weeks yet you continue to flat out lie about it. Repeatedly. Why is that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

250 His favorite hymn just so happens to be one of the sappy modern ones that gets played at funerals...
-------
Which one is that?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (Uhu8A)

251 osted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (w7KSn)

Thanks; That was funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (WkPC9)

252 My priest gave a sermon saying if you vote Democrat you are not a Catholic.

I love my priest. He's from Vietnam and knows what Communism is all about.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (NpAcC)>>>
You have a gem. We would never hear anything remotely similar to that in the People's Archdiocese of Chicago.

Posted by: Old Dude at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (LGXGf)

253 Remember how W pronouncing 'nuclear' was a sign he was a retard?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (oVJmc)


Another important distinction worth making. No matter what the Acela Corridorriors might think, regional/ethnic dialects, which cause differences in pronunciation, have absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.

It's worth noting as well, when some people snicker at black people for pronouncing words like "ask" as "aks," or use slangish expressions like "who bitch this is," those again are not indications of intelligence deficits. Maybe an education deficit, but even there, the theory is that "Black Ethnic English" is just as valid as Standard American English.

So when you encounter a black person who can speak with white people as if he's "one of us," then turn to his black friends/relatives and assume a more ethnic/ebonic dialect, in a very real sense, he's bilingual.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)

254 Good job with Palms, Joe.

Now do Price-Pfister

/J. Toobin

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (m45I2)

255 Excellent news, Joe Mannix! Congrats.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

256 237 This is why I never got the "Two Corinthians" fake controversy. Many preachers, particularly Scottish, say Two Corinthians commonly.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (gm3d+)

Do they say 1 Corinthians ?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

My church, or one of them, used to say Corinthians 1 all the time, instead of 'First Corinthians'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)

257 I'd insert "pterodactyl" on his TelePrompter if could.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Ggb9q)

258 Seems to me the "credulous fellows" are the ones trying to attach Communist China to everything to make the claimed hackery just that much more sinister. Sorta like the Left has been doing with Russian and Putin for the past five years. Whatever it takes to get the rubes on board I suppose.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

Why are you here? No, seriously...why?

You clearly and repeatedly disagree with almost everything that's said on this blog. So, again...why are you here?

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

259 Lin Wood says, via Twitter, that China actually BOUGHT Dominion.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCiJZ)


Deal. Brokered.

Makin' it RAIN, bitches!!!!

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

260 This is why I think the whole "broken foot" and needing to rest for "weeks" plan came into play. They cannot afford to allow him to have public appearances anymore between now and the inauguration. So this is a convenient excuse to tell the press as a reason why he won't be making public appearances.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Do5/p)


That's a bingo. Also, with his dementia, he wouldn't know if he really did injure himself. The cast is a reminder, and he'll just go along with it. Fuck, they could stick something in it to make it uncomfortable for him to walk, and he'll just sit still.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (8B6Ng)

261 His favorite hymn just so happens to be one of the sappy modern ones that gets played at funerals...
-------
Which one is that?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Freddy's Dead ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (arJlL)

262 In the Roman Catholic, Anglican/Episcopalian, Lutheran, and probably Eastern Orthodox churches there is a reading from the Psalms every week as part of standard liturgy. Anyone with any familiarity at all with the Catholic liturgy (Biden, supposedly) would not find that word "uncommon" at all, or whatever National Review called it.

NR excuse the stupidest thing ever, except for Biden's flub, of course.

Posted by: EAGLEBEAK at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (8I+mP)

263 I'm open to it.

You most emphatically are not, lying shitstain.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (El2dZ)

264 anyone know where we can watch this today?
rsb is on the MI hearing

Phillip Kline
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We have three whistleblowers who will reveal substantial evidence of unlawful actions made by election officials; and widespread illegal efforts by USPS workers to influence the outcome of the election.

2PM EST TODAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (sfhL4)

265 I see the corporate MSM/dems/NT hacks are Christian-splaining again . How adorable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (IewtT)

266 I rarely check in on the ONT but last night I did and it was nasty... I thought the ONT was supposed to be fun...


yeah donna this place is just painful of late

BUT! Congrats to Joe Mannix!

also the Bidens are not devout Catholics they're your typical SE PA (Delaware there is just another suburb) richie-rich Catholics who maybe gave money - probably only to Archmere (the kids' Catholic school) and definitely rarely go to Mass (Christmas and MAYBE Easter...maybe)

they're fairly typical. not religious. but as "religious" as most of the "cultural Catholics" around here.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (j9HX3)

267 Do they say 1 Corinthians ?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

...

Yes; and one Peter, two Peter, etc.

You may commence with the Peter jokes now.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (yL25O)

268 Biden is pychologically inept

Posted by: Minuteman at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (CB1eH)

269 4 of the 5 SCOTUS justices are corrupt. Fortunately that is not a majority.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (YkawN)

270 Boy last night's ONT was fun to read. By fun, I mean painful. Alcohol is a hell of a drug. Glad I'm not an admin.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (OssQ4)
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When people just start throwing in the towel I sometimes just have to leave the site. It becomes too depressing.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (NpAcC)

271 I'd insert "pterodactyl" on his TelePrompter if could.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Ggb9q)


He can say that as they were still flying when he was a child.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

272 >>> 204 I'd install some more game stuff but it'd require some moving and grooving to figure out just which SATA channels I have left, particularly with regards to placement of any new M.2 type drives. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (ZSK0i)


I got a pc last Xmas with 500GB nvme and I'm already regetting not going higher. I'll probably go 2TB if the prices get less scary. Game installs are getting massive and im tired of juggling things

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (ZNF6z)

273 Do they say 1 Corinthians ?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)



One Corinthians, and Chapter 4.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (gm3d+)

274 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early next!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)


We are all celebrating with you!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (sfhL4)

275 Good morning, Tuesday morning.

I read that Federalist story about the 45 y.o. black dude who's paying homage to his grandfather by going back to work the family farm. It's an amazingly touching story.

Sadly, under Preznit Biden and his harridans from the Brattleboro Women's Whatever, that guy will be forced to take trumaliziwhateverpure and sell his farm to Big Farma, run by some upper class white women. You know how that goes.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (KAi1n)

276 This is why I think the whole "broken foot" and needing to rest for
"weeks" plan came into play. They cannot afford to allow him to have
public appearances anymore between now and the inauguration. So this is
a convenient excuse to tell the press as a reason why he won't be
making public appearances.


Plus, that was the easiest thing to get Puddinhead O'Biden to believe. His handlers will put a rock in his shoe to complete the scam.

"Sir, that pain means you've broken your foot."

P O'B - "OK."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (HaL55)

277 My church, or one of them, used to say Corinthians 1 all the time, instead of 'First Corinthians'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)


Yeah, my Pastor says Corinthians One or Corinthians Two.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (8B6Ng)

278 Joe Biden has that far away, looking at nothing and everything at the same time eyes that corpses get when they have been laying about too long.

Soon Joe, very soon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (K5agK)

279 This blonde headed woman is great!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

280 Do they say 1 Corinthians ?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

My church, or one of them, used to say Corinthians 1 all the time, instead of 'First Corinthians'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)



I've had pastors say it both ways...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (ZSK0i)

281 249 That's not Bino's position though. His position is
that the CIA shootout is the same as the rest of the case. He moves from
a relatively indefensible position to a defensible one, motte and
bailey.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

Again, I've stated my position probably 50 times in the past two weeks yet you continue to flat out lie about it. Repeatedly. Why is that?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

Dude your post is literally not that far up in this thread where you're conflating, "Dominion appears to have Chinese ownership" which at this point seems to be quite likely with "There was a CIA shootout in Germany." You've consistently misrepresented what people are talking about with the most fringe stuff, you bring it up at least as much if not more than the other randos we've been seeing lately.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

282 If we let the dims get away with this, it could double triple the world blow job market value.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (yTRuK)

283 252 My priest gave a sermon saying if you vote Democrat you are not a Catholic.

I love my priest. He's from Vietnam and knows what Communism is all about.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (NpAcC)>>>
You have a gem. We would never hear anything remotely similar to that in the People's Archdiocese of Chicago.


Posted by: Old Dude at December 01, 2020 12:36 PM (LGXGf)

I've heard a Vietnamese priest before, it's hard to keep a straight face during the "Harrerujahs"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (xfb67)

284 How does he pronounce Psaki?

Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (xqmCG)

285 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)


My younger brother has restored our NES and SNES to working condition. It's pretty dope to play those again.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (IYHxL)

286 You clearly and repeatedly disagree with almost everything that's said on this blog. So, again...why are you here?


Tami he's here to ruin this place for us. Not alone either.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (j9HX3)

287 Plus, that was the easiest thing to get Puddinhead O'Biden to believe. His handlers will put a rock in his shoe to complete the scam.

"Sir, that pain means you've broken your foot."

P O'B - "OK."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (HaL55)


We are one.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (8B6Ng)

288 Every day is Salm Punday at the HQ! Fish puns, bread puns, we got em! Loaves and fishes, baby!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (kTF2Z)

289
You may commence with the Peter jokes now.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (yL25O)


Two funny names I'd come across early on in my career......

Peter Craven and Sharon Peters.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Completely off topic, but just a personal update. The lengthy and
significant interview process in which I have embroiled for the past
month has borne fruit. I will be starting a new job this month or early
next!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)


Congratulations! Many happy tax returns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (SchxB)

291 We are well and truly screwed.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)


I know. We are seeing a lot of eyewitness accounts but nothing is done to stop them. Once the evidence is destroyed it's game over.

Just like the machine that disappeared yesterday in GA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (sfhL4)

292 There's 1 Corinthians and Montalban Corinthians.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (arJlL)

293 206 I just decided to reinstall Borderlands 3 with all four DLC last night
via Steam. 10 hours, 117 GB. It should be done now, haven't checked.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:28 PM (OssQ4)


Thats a great game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (9Om/r)

I love the first one, I have over a thousand hours into Borderland 2. Then they went woke-r with the Pre-Sequel and I just passed on Borderlands 3.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (ifmtJ)

294 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (arJlL)

295 It shows not only an unfamiliarity with the Bible, but also the English language, as the p is always silent when "ps" begins a word.

But, as Ace notes, it indicates that he didn't write it (not unusual, politicians very rarely write their speeches), but also that he hadn't even gone over it, as if he's reading it for the first time.

One silver lining of Biden being addle-minded is that his speechwriters will keep his speeches short.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (DKl3g)

296 >>Freddy's Dead ?


Fishbone owns that one.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (2Wa+h)

297 Maybe old Joe's just looking for a hand-job, and really is looking for a Palmist.

Posted by: David Jacobson at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (8h6lI)

298 We have always pronounced it as "Palms." Also, we have always been at war with East Asia.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (Ggb9q)

299 285 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)


My younger brother has restored our NES and SNES to working condition. It's pretty dope to play those again.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (IYHxL)

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I think my SNES is still at my dad's house. If I ever make it up there again, I should claim it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

300 >Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2020 12:33 PM (BvLWD)

Yeah, I tend to agree. A lot of these breathless stories feel like they are just ops used to muddy the waters and send people on a wild goose chase. Not that there isn't crazy stuff going on, but let's stick to what we can prove with actual evidence.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (L106N)

301 How does he pronounce Psaki?
Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (xqmCG)

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It's spelled Psaki, but it's pronounced bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (kTF2Z)

302 wow. this observer in Lansing MI election hearing isn't taking any bullshit from the Dem legislator.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (WQZ1O)

303 And people wonder why I changed the spelling of my last name.

Posted by: Frank Psinatra at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (KAi1n)

304 I will never bet against Trump but to your point;
doesn't the GOP know they will have no friends on either side if they
don't stand up?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (IYHxL)

Here's the thing I don't get. I understand the Establishment GOP is in on the grift and are allied to the deep state and the left to an extent. I get that. They don't like Trump because he rocks the boat and threatens the comfy gravy train they are on. Okay. Sure.But this is different. This is game changing. Do these idiots not see that if they do not fight to right this wrong now, they themselves will fall by the same sword sooner or later? If the dems figure out they can steal any election they want with impunity, there will be no GOP. It won't be just Trump defrauded out of politics, but they themselves when their time for re election comes up. Not to mention the backlash from their own voters. Why fight for a party that won't even fight for itself? You'd think that even a career swamper and Trump hating establishment toad would be smart enough to see that it's their own skin they are fighting for here, not just Trump's. It's astounding to me. Obviously there's something going here that's alot more sinister than anybody thought. There's money or threats or promise of power that's keeping the GOP silent about this. This is far beyond tinfoil conspiracy, it's right out in the open and clear from their actions. They are either part of the plan of too afraid to resist it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (Dc5Qe)

305 Well, time for my midday cigar. Rocky Patel Fifteenth Anniversary Robusto.

Cheers, all.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (C+We0)

306 How does he pronounce Psaki?


Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (xqmCG)


Tits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (dGtyf)

307 I "like" the Frankfurt CIA server story because it perhaps could contain even more conclusive data. (or any central control connected server ... NSA, whatever). The story has been that essential logging was turned off (never done, it is a most basic part of any security plan).


So if we (CIA/NSA) were closely watching and logging, maybe all data entries would be logged, such as changes for 3 hour periods to give Joey Fingers 1.25 per vote, and Trump .75 per vote ... then that plan was (for example) flipped to another district, to hide the steal.


The logging of such manipulation would be conclusive proof, I would guess. The data itself is probably conclusive proof already ... but a log of algorithm manipulation would be a smoking gun. And if each person had a different password, it might identify the crooks. (or maybe their device would be logged anyway, idk systems at all)


The special forces part only has validity because multiple serious people have talked about it .. not just unknown tweeters. I have no such sources, but hope there are white hats involved. It seems there are many, also many in the private sector doing their own analysis.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

308 I'd insert "pterodactyl" on his TelePrompter if could.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Ggb9q)
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And his flub is also an indicator that the prompter operator screwed up. Prompters are supposed to be loaded up with phonetic spellings and hints, not the real words. For example, "Psalmist" should probably go into the prompter as something like "SOL-mist." Like how the former Iranian dictator went into the prompter as "AH-mah-DIH-nih-jad."

Either Biden wasn't using the prompter, or went off prompter and flubbed, or the prompter op forgot to use phonetic spelling. My nickel is on the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

309 I know. We are seeing a lot of eyewitness accounts but nothing is done to stop them. Once the evidence is destroyed it's game over.

Just like the machine that disappeared yesterday in GA
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (sfhL4)


Be nice to get that judge off the fucking golf course to do something about it. Apparently they're all fine with having no power whatsoever, as long as that sweet, sweet cash gets deposited in the offshore account.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (8B6Ng)

310 I've had pastors say it both ways...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy

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ooooohhhhh. One of *those* churches.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (yL25O)

311 I got a pc last Xmas with 500GB nvme and I'm already regetting not going higher. I'll probably go 2TB if the prices get less scary. Game installs are getting massive and im tired of juggling things

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (ZNF6z)



Same general situation here. I bought a 1 Tb M.2 drive not so long ago now. The 2 Tb models have come down to about where the 1 Tb was but unless I toss a chip or a drive, I'm tight on data lanes and how fast each one is. Hooray for modern technology! 8^P

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (ZSK0i)

312 Lin Wood says, via Twitter, that China actually BOUGHT Dominion.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 12:34 PM (ZCiJZ)


makes perfect sense

and, there are no conspiracy stories anymore

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (sfhL4)

313 Maybe old Joe's just looking for a hand-job, and really is looking for a Palmist.

Posted by: David Jacobson at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (8h6lI)>>>
Every member of the MFM would stand in line for that "honor".

Posted by: Old Dude at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (LGXGf)

314 Sharon Peters > Sharon Cox

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (FKzZ0)

315

I've had pastors say it both ways...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (ZSK0i)


As expected, since some go both ways......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

316 I just checked, the person who started talking about the CIA shootout thing? Bino. Nobody else.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

317 Back to Bannon's War Room to understand what's happening on ground today.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (q9BaN)

318 And people wonder why I changed the spelling of my last name.

Posted by: Frank Psinatra at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (KAi1n)

First too, right Phrank?

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

319 And I mean in this thread, before he starts another pedantic rant.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (Zm+LZ)

320 234 Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that
probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and find out immediately?
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Reminds me: After 25 years my receiver went out, so I've started looking into new stereo stuff. Hi-fi is a LOT cheaper than it used to be. You can actually get pretty good sound for well under $500 now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (sWM8x)

321 Do they say 1 Corinthians ?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)



One Corinthians, and Chapter 4.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (gm3d+)

Good to know as I've only heard it as First Corinthians and Second Corinthians .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (2DOZq)

322 The germans aren't ptomaine to this debate.

Posted by: joey biden, president defect at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (UDapT)

323 Which Soviet leader had to be led around all the time because he was like 95 and/or batshit crazy?

Andropov? (the dude, not the vodka)

That's gonna' be Biden. The media will consider it normal and a sign of love.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (3H9h1)

324 ooooohhhhh. One of *those* churches.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:42 PM (yL25O)



Or different pastors.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (ZSK0i)

325 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (gm3d+)

326 congrats to you and Peggy on landing the new case

Posted by: x at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (0tE/i)

327 Just watched Senator Mastriani from PA on the Eric Metaxas show. Out of 29 Republican state senators in PA, only 9 have agreed to sign on to his resolution to give the electors back to the state legislature. Nine out of 29! That's it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)


and not a surprise he was given wuhan to transfer on to anyone in trump's circle

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (sfhL4)

328 I read that Federalist story about the 45 y.o. black dude who's paying homage to his grandfather by going back to work the family farm. It's an amazingly touching story.

Sadly, under Preznit Biden and his harridans from the Brattleboro Women's Whatever, that guy will be forced to take trumaliziwhateverpure and sell his farm to Big Farma, run by some upper class white women. You know how that goes.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 12:38 PM (

Last night's ONT had a wonderful story about a 12 year old black kid who was just accepted to Georgia Tech. Kid was reading at one year old, doing fractions and sign language at two. Amazing parents, too. Gives me a bit of hope.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (OssQ4)

329 I guess I wasn't sure what the collapse of FedGov would look like.

But it's starting to become clearer.

the best path (to me) is to live in a good state that has its shit together as much as possible, and minimize your dealings with FedGov, and hope that your state remains true to itself.

I don't have that now but it's no surprise; I've long noticed that where I live has changed for the worse and the people who live here now are God-awful self centered morons (a lot from New York now, not just Philly).

So, we will try to relocate, following a few other family members and friends to Florida, and ride things out. Maybe it will work, maybe not, but being in PA is just hellish. COVID taught us that. This state is embroiled in civil war RIGHT NOW. it's painful to live here.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (j9HX3)

330 Tami he's here to ruin this place for us. Not alone either.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (j9HX3)


If that's his goal in life he needs to reassess. I can't think of anything more lame and pathetic.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (cF8AT)

331 That is ok I understand what he was saying. I keep saying "2020 is Phucking chit". People still understand me.

Posted by: Picric at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (qbR4s)

332 My younger brother has restored our NES and SNES to working condition. It's pretty dope to play those again.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (IYHxL)

I have my original and bought a mint backup years ago. There was a point in the 90's where you saw games at flea markets for $2-3. A few months of that and I have somewhere around 150 games for the NES.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (9Om/r)

333 Freddy's Dead ?


Fishbone owns that one.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2020 12:40 PM (2Wa+h)


I think Curtis Mayfield was there first.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

334 I think my SNES is still at my dad's house. If I ever make it up there again, I should claim it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

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Shouldn't you wait for your dad to pass away first? I mean, where would he live then?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (yL25O)

335 My younger brother has restored our NES and SNES to working condition. It's pretty dope to play those again.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (IYHxL)

There's a little gadget you can buy that has HDMI output and includes all the old games.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (xfb67)

336 Back in high school, a classmate of mine was delivering an oral report (yeah, yeah, I know), and he quoted a passage from the Bible. According to him, the book he quoted from was "Rom"...

...which is, of course, only the common abbreviation for the book of Romans.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (wUHYj)

337 88 You know...I think Kameltoe Harris was Barry's pick.

I notice he didn't start shilling for Biden until Kameltoe was the VP candidate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)

The Hillary and Barry pick. Since 2017. Still so awful nobody voted for her in primaries or showed up for her rallies.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (YkawN)

338 So.. Where's the DOJ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (Zmnko)

339 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

340 Most of the hymns I've seen requested for funerals are

1. Amazing Grace

2. Nearer my God to Thee

3. The Old rugged cross

I did have a request for "I Come To The garden" which I don't particularly like. but I don't think it's that modern

I want to have "My Hope is Built" and "Standing On the promises"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (WkPC9)

341 wow. this observer in Lansing MI election hearing isn't taking any bullshit from the Dem legislator.
Posted by: BluesFish at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (WQZ1O)


Good on him. These fuckwad senators and representatives are the ones that don't deserve 3 minutes, not the people speaking.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (8B6Ng)

342
Yes; and one Peter, two Peter, etc.

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It's a start

Posted by: sandra Fluke at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (Izzlo)

343 If there was a CIA shootout, we'd never hear about it.
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The same way we never heard about the first "US" casualty of the War in Afghanistan was a CIA interrogator?

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (kOpft)

344 Actor David Suchet (of Poirot fame), an actual devout Catholic, says "2 Corinthians" in his audio recording of the NIVUK version.

No one says Psalms like "palms". Anyone with a slight familiarity with Christianity or the Bible knows this. The fact that Biden does not know the correct pronunciation says a lot.

Also, the media folks are so ignorant and incurious, they may not actually know he said it incorrectly.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (6DieP)

345 "Where's the DOJ?"

FBI is all over it, relax.

Posted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (w7KSn)

346 You assume the fraud was monolithic and only accomplished with a single strategy.

You would be wrong.

There is the initial strategy of fraud on a person level where ballots are fraudulently fed into a machine.

Then There is the programmatic level which changes large number Numbers of votes which are not practical or possible to be accomplished by hand.

While some of the stories surrounding those two methods are unverified and purposely incredulous, that does not eliminate that electronic fraud was used. Yes f you read the lawsuits, testimonies and affidavits you would know that.

There are people here deliberately spreading disinformation. Some of those people are foreign actors. But don't trust me, ask the site owner who could probably ID the proxies and networks behind them.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (5j8uv)

347 United States Province should be grateful we pick your elected officials now because our selections tend to be perfect and stay in power forever.

Also, please sign your organ donation card.

Posted by: President Xi, Dear Leader at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (puu6v)

348 I started to ignore or ridicule Brian in NO after he criticized Trump for weighing into the NFL kneeling issue. What an idiot.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (2DOZq)

349 320 234 Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that
probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and find out immediately?
---
Reminds me: After 25 years my receiver went out, so I've started looking into new stereo stuff. Hi-fi is a LOT cheaper than it used to be. You can actually get pretty good sound for well under $500 now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (sWM8x)

==========

I bought a receiver and speakers about 15 years ago. I've been using optical cables the entire time, and it still works like a charm. It's in my media room and gives me the kind of sound I need.

Since my most recent TV purchase has an optical out, I'll feel no need to update until I get another TV that doesn't have the support or when we build our forever home and I get a full home theater.

Whichever comes first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

350 340 Most of the hymns I've seen requested for funerals are

1. Amazing Grace

2. Nearer my God to Thee

3. The Old rugged cross

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Not "Freebird?"

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Izzlo)

351 It won't be just Trump defrauded out of politics,
but they themselves when their time for re election comes up. Not to
mention the backlash from their own voters. Why fight for a party that
won't even fight for itself? You'd think that even a career swamper and
Trump hating establishment toad would be smart enough to see that it's
their own skin they are fighting for here, not just Trump's. It's
astounding to me. Obviously there's something going here that's alot
more sinister than anybody thought. There's money or threats or promise
of power that's keeping the GOP silent about this. This is far beyond
tinfoil conspiracy, it's right out in the open and clear from their
actions. They are either part of the plan of too afraid to resist it.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (Dc5Qe)



They don't seem to understand any of that. The GOPe thinks that once OrangeManBad is gone things can get back to normal. Back to the Kabuki theater and playing us for supporting them as they do nothing but cut deals with Democrats. What they don't get is the game is over. We are on to them and the Dems are playing for keeps. They want a one party system.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (dGtyf)

352 You clearly and repeatedly disagree with almost everything that's said on this blog. So, again...why are you here?
Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)


To ask is to know the answer.

Now the follow up question is, why hang around people for whom one holds obvious contempt.

As Freud says, unearned sense of superiority is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (hku12)

353 211 That sounds an awful lot like good news. We'll have none of that here in the HQ!
Posted by: Josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (TTKK1)
+++++++++++
I'll be back on point momentarily!

Thanks to all of you for your well wishes during and congratulations after
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)

Don't get back on point immediately - we need all the good news we can get.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (6xA3t)

354 FBI is all over it, relax

. LOL... If the FBI is "on" it it's to say "We investigated it and there is no there there."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Zmnko)

355 They are either part of the plan of too afraid to resist it.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (Dc5Qe)

They are part of the game. They're NOT afraid of there being "no GOP" or more specifically "no country". What the fuck do they care as long as they get theirs.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (521fV)

356 OK, if this Dominion story is true, can we just drop any pretense the United States is anything other than an especially corrupt Chinese province now?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself") at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (puu6v)

357 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)


Ya THINK!!????

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

358 A "P" is pretty much always silent when followed by another consonant (unless it's H, L, or R). Pterodactyl, pneumonia, Pfeiffer, psalm...

Even if you're a little shaky on your biblical knowledge, it's just common sense.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (H3MF8)

359 PSILOCYBIN!

MUSHROOMS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (FKzZ0)

360 It's like urinating in a snowdrift, Joe.


The pee is silent.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (m45I2)

361 I only use the silent P in my pants.

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (r+sAi)

362 334 I think my SNES is still at my dad's house. If I ever make it up there again, I should claim it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

...

Shouldn't you wait for your dad to pass away first? I mean, where would he live then?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (yL25O)

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You act like I should honor my father with the house he paid for himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

363 Remember, folks, different spheres (or other shapes, such as a rhomboid) of overlapping interest, affinity, influence, and extortion. The Republicant who's afraid of the pictures of him in his wife's undies is different than the Republicant who got a sweetheart deal from a lobbyist so he could afford a mansion is different than the Republicant who just sees that title as a stepping stone to power. Then there are the absolute sellouts. The milieu is not a flat plain. There are ridge lines, saddles, streams, hillocks, valleys, etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (KAi1n)

364 First thing will be re-installing The Witcher III. There's no reason I shouldn't have that on standby for whenever I feel like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

I've got hip replacement surgery coming up and have Witcher III (or, as I like to call it "Three Witcher") lined up for the recuperation. I've never played it and really looking forward to it. I hear it's a long game... is it 2 - 3 weeks long?

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

365 339 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.


I guess being a Lesbian just isn't trendy enough for some.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (j9HX3)

366 "We have always pronounced it as "Palms." Also, we have always been at war with East Asia."

ha .. yes. And we have always been a nation of hair sniffers... (normalized way to greet people, within four years)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2020 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)

368 Fenelon, my favorite is "Just A Closer Walk With Thee"
I want that one played by a dixieland band at my funeral. I hope there is still such a thing around when my time comes. They are already very rare in these parts.

Posted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at December 01, 2020 12:47 PM (w7KSn)

369 354 FBI is all over it, relax

. LOL... If the FBI is "on" it it's to say "We investigated it and there is no there there."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Zmnko)

C'mon, all the yuan in the world won't stop The World's Greatest Police Agency from ferreting out the Boogaloo Boys involved in this election fraud.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 01, 2020 12:47 PM (puu6v)

370 308 I'd insert "pterodactyl" on his TelePrompter if could.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 12:37 PM (Ggb9q)


Arkansas


Anyone else remember that Murray used to put that in Ted's copy and Ted thought there were two Kansas's?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 01, 2020 12:47 PM (LWu6U)

371 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.

I think Hollywood really screws people up.

___

Hmm, wrong transition. Gross.

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (qlFIA)

372 OK, if this Dominion story is true, can we just drop any pretense the
United States is anything other than an especially corrupt Chinese
province now?

CCPUSA for the democrat win.

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

373 357 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

Ya THINK!!????
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Jesus...that's real.

Man...Hollywood is just the worst.

Fellini saw this all coming! Just watch Fellini Satyricon!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

374 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)

375 It's like urinating in a snowdrift, Joe.


The pee is silent.
Posted by: Muldoon

Ya know, if you guys continue to be funny, I'm not gonna get anything done today !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (arJlL)

376 Are you a Chinese spy?

Why no. I'm a social service coordinator greetings agent.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (yTRuK)

377 316 I just checked, the person who started talking about the CIA shootout thing? Bino. Nobody else.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West
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one should only step over his posts as a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (WQZ1O)

378 It's like urinating in a snowdrift, Joe.


The pee is silent.
============
Say!

That's not my handwriting!

Posted by: joey biden, president defect at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (UDapT)

379 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

You absolutely should.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (9Om/r)


If I kept all my games and not sold some we'd have 80 games combined NES/SNES.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:43 PM (xfb67)

Name?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (IYHxL)

380 SCOAMF 2 -" The Sequel "

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (M+Lyo)

381 I've been seeing my pychologist for years. She keeps me sane.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

382 Trump team challenges over 200k ballots in Wisconsin Supreme Court. We'll see if they are as corrupt as the PA one.

https://tinyurl.com/y5jl5zyj

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (+8HzQ)

383 364 First thing will be re-installing The Witcher III. There's no reason I shouldn't have that on standby for whenever I feel like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

I've got hip replacement surgery coming up and have Witcher III (or, as I like to call it "Three Witcher") lined up for the recuperation. I've never played it and really looking forward to it. I hear it's a long game... is it 2 - 3 weeks long?
Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

==========

Yeah, it's long with an open world with lots to explore.

I put about 150 hours into it my first playthrough, and I'm open to starting again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

384 Yeah, I should have put a sarc tag after the FBI comment...

Posted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (w7KSn)

385 Video of GA election office loading PC's onto shredding truck minutes ago:

https://twitter.com/Oathkeeper3/
status/1333829355475259400

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (8B6Ng)

386 If I was named Ellen and wanted to Go Trannie I wouldn't pick a dumb name like Elliott

I'd pick... Elvis!!!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (j9HX3)

387 Most of the hymns I've seen requested for funerals are

1. Amazing Grace

2. Nearer my God to Thee

3. The Old rugged cross

-------

Not "Freebird?"
Posted by: josephistan


My apologies to the original Moron poster:

Regional Church Service -

Open with In-A-Gaddda-Da-Vida
Close with Freebird
Quote Animal House in the middle.
Easy-peasy

Southern Version

Open with I Saw the Light
Close with The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Quote Gone With the Wind in the Middle
Lemon-Squuezy

Detroit Version

Open with Jesus is Love by the Commodores
Close with God Gave Rock and Roll to You by KISS
Quote Gung Ho in the Middle
Done and Done

Texas Version

Open with The Eyes of Texas
Close with The Yellow Rose of Texas
Quote The Alamo in the Middle
In it to Win It

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (na0uG)

388 Dude your post is literally not that far up in this thread where you're conflating, "Dominion appears to have Chinese ownership" which at this point seems to be quite likely with "There was a CIA shootout in Germany." You've consistently misrepresented what people are talking about with the most fringe stuff, you bring it up at least as much if not more than the other randos we've been seeing lately.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 12:39 PM (Zm+LZ)


I don't know. It's possible Brian is on to something here, but I'm just not quite sure.

Maybe if he says it a 51st time.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (hku12)

389 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)


That's what gift cards are for. You pay them to shop for themselves.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I doubt he was playing with his dog when he broke his foot. Probably just stumbled going to the bathroom. He's frail as hell. I know people in their 80s who play tennis, work out, and are active and healthy. He's a mess.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 01, 2020 12:18 PM


I never believed the dog story. This is just propaganda to try to soften the bully.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (sfhL4)

391 A "P" is pretty much always silent when followed by another consonant (unless it's H, L, or R). Pterodactyl, pneumonia, Pfeiffer, psalm...

Even if you're a little shaky on your biblical knowledge, it's just common sense.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (H3MF

Pfizer...

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

392 One other consideration for the GOPe. Trump can and will destroy them in the end. He will make it his life goal. They are so entrenched in their Washington bubble they have no eyes to see. They are deserving of loathing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (o2MD2)

393 Not "Freebird?"
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Izzlo)

No, thankfully. If it's in the church we have Christian music. if someone who is not religious wants to have that they can do that at the funeral home with Uncle Joe presiding.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (WkPC9)

394 Elliott, phone home.

Posted by: E.T. the Extratranssexual at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (H5knJ)

395 Who is Ellen Page?

Posted by: AnnaS at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (l4l/z)

396 By calling psalmist an uncommon word, is NR openly admitting they consider practicing religion a cultist behavior? That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (y7DUB)

397 393 Not "Freebird?"
Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (Izzlo)

No, thankfully. If it's in the church we have Christian music. if someone who is not religious wants to have that they can do that at the funeral home with Uncle Joe presiding.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (WkPC9)

=========

Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my funeral/wake.

It will be hilarious and at my insistence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

398 I've been seeing my pychologist for years. She keeps me sane.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)


I see my pychologist a few times a year... usually.

This year though, not once have I seen her.

I do miss her chocolate chiffon.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (hku12)

399 Trump team challenges over 200k ballots in Wisconsin Supreme Court.

We'll see if they are as corrupt as the PA one.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger




What are the odds on "They Are"?

Because I'll take $100 of that action.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (na0uG)

400
https://twitter.com/Oathkeeper3/
status/1333829355475259400
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (8B6Ng)


CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!

- BiNO

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Pfrank Psinatra.

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (RuIsu)

402 Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

Absolutely get it and the DLCs. I got every bit of my money out of that game.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (IYHxL)

403 There is only one SNES game. Final Fantasy III.

Best Nobuo Uematsu soundtrack ever, all on one chip.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (OssQ4)

404 Biden is the only Person who could break his dick masturbating.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (5j8uv)

405 I've got hip replacement surgery coming up and have
Witcher III (or, as I like to call it "Three Witcher") lined up for the
recuperation. I've never played it and really looking forward to it. I
hear it's a long game... is it 2 - 3 weeks long?

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

I have that game on Xbox1. It seems stooopid long, which is good. I played it a few days and I doubt I even scratched the surface. The problem is that I have been playing destiny for the last 6 years, and whenever they release a new season my other games take a back seat until I hit a wall with destiny. I really want to get back to Witcher III.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (9Om/r)

406 Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (na0uG)

Whatever people want to do for someone who never went to church and was not a person of faith is fine. The Funeral director can conduct the party..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (WkPC9)

407 Who is Ellen Page?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (l4l/z)


Mr. and Mrs. Page's child.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

408 402 Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (U1eOr)

Absolutely get it and the DLCs. I got every bit of my money out of that game.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (IYHxL)

==========

I got the base game and the DLCs for $20.

Such a great buy. One of the advantages of waiting for a game to grow a bit older before investing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

409 The dog will be blamed for Joe's accidental death when it knocks him down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (lgiXo)

410 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)


I started yesterday, but then gave up. Nothing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (sfhL4)

411 Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my funeral/wake.

It will be hilarious and at my insistence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

I'd be pretty bummed if you croaked.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (arJlL)

412 Pfrank Pstallone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (FKzZ0)

413 Link to story about China/Dominion ties.

https://tinyurl.com/yxvl8fxd

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (+8HzQ)

414 410 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)

I started yesterday, but then gave up. Nothing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (sfhL4)

==========

I am in charge of gifts for my mother, three brothers, and my dad.

I have no idea where to start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

415 Thread! scroll up and down.

https://twitter.com/1foreverseeking/
status/1220741446128623616

What do we know about Sequoia Capital? Well, we know they are the original investors of Apple, Google, Oracle, PayPal, YouTube, Instagram, Yahoo!, WhatsApp, 23andMe, Linkedin, etc., etc...

Look at the list:

https://sequoiacap.com/companies/

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (vPzhp)

416 411 Dolley is going to play "Stayin' Alive" at my funeral/wake.

It will be hilarious and at my insistence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

I'd be pretty bummed if you croaked.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (arJlL)

========

Well, I do plan on living forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

417 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)



I wish I could say I'm at all surprised by this. But she's been weird since forever...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (ZSK0i)

418 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Used to, you could with the high end department stores. When Bloomingdale's was in Dallas, they had personal shoppers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (na0uG)

419 400


https://twitter.com/Oathkeeper3/

status/1333829355475259400

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:49 PM (8B6Ng)



CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!



- BiNO

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

In that twitter video I see a pallet of PC's being loaded on a box truck. What do you see?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

420 Who is Ellen Page?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (l4l/z)


Actress, known mostly for the movies, Inception, Juno, and Super. And presumably other movies with more than one word in the title.

She's cute, but is nutso. And now I see she's "coming out" as a transjenner.

Good grief. No you're not, idiot. Some people THINK you look like a boy, but you're not.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

421 395 Who is Ellen Page?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (l4l/z)

Lightweight actress and later lesbian

She was in 'Juno' and a few other trifles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (ifmtJ)

422 Name?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (IYHxL)

Not sure. I think it is Nintendo Mini. I got it as a gift a year or 2 ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (xfb67)

423 "This is why I never got the "Two Corinthians" fake controversy. Many
preachers, particularly Scottish, say Two Corinthians commonly."

I hadn't heard this till today ... I didn't really care if Trump got it wrong, but apparently he was saying it like his Mom would have said it. Makes the MSM even more evil ... well, if that were possible it would.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

424 Well, I do plan on living forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

Good

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (arJlL)

425 The dog will be blamed for Joe's accidental death when it knocks him down a flight of stairs.>>>
And I will be cheerfully writing a check to my local animal rescue shelter on that day.

Posted by: Old Dude at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (LGXGf)

426 Psteven Pfucking Pfoster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (FKzZ0)

427 Pfrank Psinatra.
Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (RuIsu)


He's really Greek, not Italian?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (AiZBA)

428 I think Senile Joe is too frail to play with a German Shepherd.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

429 One of my pet peeves that I can do nothing about is all the bullshitting about the election fraud, everybody knows it happened. I wish we could say you cheated and the dems would say damn right we cheated, try and do something about it, we own all the courts and legislators.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (r+sAi)

430 Biden is the only Person who could break his dick masturbating.
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In the Drew Carey Show they had Drew sprain his dick tripping over the dog going to the bed. That must be where they got the idea!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (UDapT)

431 Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM

we just became best friends.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (IYHxL)

432 ========

Well, I do plan on living forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)


You're doing pretty good so far......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

433 t will be hilarious and at my insistence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

I thought you were RC? They will not allow you to do that at the funeral. Since wakes are generally big party and booze times, give it a whirl. Somebody I know who was RC wanted music at their funeral. The RCC approved three songs; I can't recall what the other two were, but one was "How Great Thou Art"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (WkPC9)

434 re: Three Witcher - Thanks for all the feedback. Looks like I'm in for a great game

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (U1eOr)

435 Calling "psalmist" an uncommon word is almost certainly a velliety.

That's right, I said it. Velleity.

Posted by: Wm Buckley Jr. at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (sWM8x)

436 I am in charge of gifts for my mother, three brothers, and my dad.

I have no idea where to start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

everyone likes ammo

Posted by: x at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (0tE/i)

437 https://sequoiacap.com/companies/
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (vPzhp)


My partner is ex VC, and I've met more than a few that worked at Sequoia. Turned down work from one guy a couple of years back, they're concentrating on colleges (Stanford) recruiting theft new blood.

VC destroyed my company. But, karma is sweet, one of the main investors will probably spend the rest of his life in jail.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (8B6Ng)

438 Elliot? You can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot's the fat kid who eats paste. Give him a real name like Nick. Nick's your buddy. Nick's your pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (kTF2Z)

439 Elvis Spresley

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

440 433 t will be hilarious and at my insistence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

I thought you were RC? They will not allow you to do that at the funeral. Since wakes are generally big party and booze times, give it a whirl. Somebody I know who was RC wanted music at their funeral. The RCC approved three songs; I can't recall what the other two were, but one was "How Great Thou Art"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (WkPC9)

==========

Yeah, that's why I threw in the wake because the funeral would probably not get approved.

Though, to have that playing on the loudspeakers in the Charleston Cathedral as they walked my casket out would be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

441 #silentPs matter

Posted by: Silent at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (CrU4U)

442 I don't care what they play ay my funeral as long as it's not Ring Of Fire.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (AiZBA)

443 428 I think Senile Joe is too frail to play with a German Shepherd.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (lgiXo)



The Lord is my German Shepherd,
I shall not walk,
He meketh me to trip and shove my fingers up my niece's hoo-hoo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

444 I am in charge of gifts for my mother, three brothers, and my dad.

I have no idea where to start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

everyone likes ammo
Posted by: x


Exactly!

I'm not hard to buy for.
You know where the gun store is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (na0uG)

445 >>> 187 Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 12:27 PM (Dc5Qe)

I will never bet against Trump but to your point; doesn't the GOP know they will have no friends on either side if they don't stand up?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:30 PM (IYHxL)

Who need flends? We pay good.

Posted by: CHYna at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (zekue)

446 Psteven Pfucking Pfoster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:54 PM (FKzZ0)


They may lousy Pfaucets.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (8B6Ng)

447 Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

In that twitter video I see a pallet of PC's being loaded on a box truck. What do you see?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (CQ3Qb)
These are not the PC's you re looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan BiNObi at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM (qInne)

448 This man will have the keys to the Nuclear codes--
You meant 'Nucular'.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (dQF3z)

449 There was a time when I had sympathy for the old fool Biden. That time has come and gone.

The whole fucking family need to be in prison.

Corruption, elder abuse, etc. Corruption covers a lot of ground.

Posted by: nip at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (yoqcZ)

450 Biden cracking his foot playing with the dog?

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Yeah, right. Did you see when they tied during the campaign to have him jog to the stage?

The man can't even play with his choo-choos on the floor. He would never get up.

The only thing this elicits is a picture of a frail, weak, fragile old man on the edge of dementia.

Fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

451
In that twitter video I see a pallet of PC's being loaded on a box truck. What do you see?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (CQ3Qb)


Lions and tigers and bears. OH MY!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

452 VC destroyed my company. But, karma is sweet, one of the main investors will probably spend the rest of his life in jail.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM


They wear rice paddy hats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (FKzZ0)

453 340 Most of the hymns I've seen requested for funerals are



1. Amazing Grace



2. Nearer my God to Thee



3. The Old rugged cross



I did have a request for "I Come To The garden" which I don't particularly like. but I don't think it's that modern



I want to have "My Hope is Built" and "Standing On the promises"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Some years ago, I was asked to pick a song for my Grandmother's funeral, so I went with one of her favorite hymns, that was actually on the soundtrack for 'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?". Ironically, the version on the soundtrack was not the version in the movie, and (to me) the version on the soundtrack was much better.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y67ma7qa

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (wUHYj)

454 Elvis Psresley?

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

455 Also great proof that Biden's "Catholicism" is exceptionally casual; Responsorial psalms are chanted at every Catholic Mass, the text of which resides in every lectionary stuffed in every pew. Catholics are fairly unique in actually doing musical psalm settings as a standard part of the liturgy harkening to Jewish tradition. In fact praying of the psalter is an important part of the Liturgy of the hours for priests and religious and devoted lay persons. The more rigorous practice of praying all 150 every day was established in some monastic orders. The Rosary with it's traditional 3 sets of 5 mysteries for a total of 150 repetitions is a reflection of this practice of praying the psalter.

As you can see the Catholic relationship with psalms is dramatic and deep and in every echelon of the Church. That Biden has no clue how "Psalm" is even pronounced is testimony to how dramatic and deep his Catholic faith is.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (Y6UV7)

456 The Left thought 'whistleblowers' were good enough to impeach a President, but not to prevent a fraud electing one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

457 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)
+++++++++
Wow, "his" Wiki article is already updated. They move quick when they're subverting...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (hYcqw)

458 >>> 374 I wish you could pay people to do Christmas shopping for you.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)


They have a system like that here. Group A people shop and have the packages delivered to their doorstep after which group B, damned thieves, steal the package for theirselves. All at no cost to the final recipient. Hell of a deal.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (ZNF6z)

459 Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM (U1eOr)

Choose wisely in the game. That's all I'll say.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (IYHxL)

460 Yep, totes credible that this meat-puppet legitimately won 15-million more votes that Felonia vonPantsuit in '16 and 11-million more votes than chocolate jesus running in '08 against the weakest GOPe challenger since Alf Landon.

Totes. Credible.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (NYS7S)

461 I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

Ya THINK!!????
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Jesus...that's real.

Man...Hollywood is just the worst.

Fellini saw this all coming! Just watch Fellini Satyricon!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:48 PM (LvTSG)


I've been watching a Youtube channel recently, by a guy named Jaime Dlux. Quaintly unprofessional in his presentation. He takes deep dives into lots of topics most people would prefer to ignore.

He has a whole series he called Pedowood.

So... am I saying EVERYONE in Hollywood is a pedo?

No... but sometimes it sure seems like it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)

462 Since when is Psalmist an uncommon word? This country remains a very Christian country, which means most of us know and use that word.

Joe hasn't listened in Mass since he learned to beat up the other kids for their lunch money.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (okGHj)

463 Video of GA election office loading PC's onto shredding truck minutes ago:




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It might be, but unlike the earlier photo of the shredding company's truck outside the GA elections facility with everything clearly labelled, this video doesn't show the signage on the back of the truck, or of the building the equipment came from.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (kOpft)

464 >>Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.



So. . . you can't just be a tomboyish lesbian anymore; if you're not a girly-girl than you must mutilate your body with drugs and surgeries and declare yourself a man. Wtf.

Hey, are the LGB activists angry at the "T" members of their activist club for this? At least some of the feminists have caught on to it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

465 Ellen Page is mentally unstable as are all people who profess to be a different gender from their DNA. As her declaration indicates, she attempts to say how happy she was to be trans and share this news but went on to play the mentally unwell victim. She builds in an excuse to explain her continued unhappiness in her life that she denies publicly.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (2DOZq)

466 I'm not doing this right. Never had an aneurysm.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

467 This man will have the keys to the Nuclear codes--
You meant 'Nucular'.
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (dQF3z)


Nah, they're going to give him an old PF Flyer code ring and a briefcase full of women's panties. That'll keep him busy for years.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (8B6Ng)

468 DeWine being impeached.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (FKzZ0)

469 337 88 You know...I think Kameltoe Harris was Barry's pick.

I notice he didn't start shilling for Biden until Kameltoe was the VP candidate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM (ifmtJ)

The Hillary and Barry pick. Since 2017. Still so awful nobody voted for her in primaries or showed up for her rallies.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (YkawN)

Nah, I don't think Kameltoe was Hillary's pick. No proof, just a feeling. There was some sort of power struggle around the nomination, obviously, behind the scenes. I don't know who Hillary was pushing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (ifmtJ)

470 She's cute, but is nutso. And now I see she's "coming out" as a transjenner.

It achieved the desired result.......

Got the Disgusting Filth in the LSM talking about her.

So, who's nuts again

Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (48/MM)

471
Lightweight actress and later lesbian

She was in 'Juno' and a few other trifles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (ifmtJ)


Dudes are not upset by this, either.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 12:55 PM

When I bought the SNES it was for that game only. And the console at the time retailed for less than the cartridge.

Uematsu is a genius, more so on a chip than with a full studio and orchestra. I hated VG music when it switched to CDs.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

473 461 I've been watching a Youtube channel recently, by a guy named Jaime Dlux. Quaintly unprofessional in his presentation. He takes deep dives into lots of topics most people would prefer to ignore.

He has a whole series he called Pedowood.

So... am I saying EVERYONE in Hollywood is a pedo?

No... but sometimes it sure seems like it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)

==========

Kubrick refused to work in Hollywood because of the corrupting influence on his children.

So he moved to an isolated estate in England.

Dude had it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

474 So no one remember the Mary Tyler Moore show?

With Ted Baxter, and Murray the writer who used to put challenging words in the copy to watch Ted screw them up?

Well, that was what I alluded to above. Anyway...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (LWu6U)

475 ...whenever they release a new season my other games take a back seat until I hit a wall with destiny.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 12:52 PM (9Om/r)

My brother is a huge Destiny fan. I played a couple minutes, but didn't get far. I liked it fine - will have to try it again.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (U1eOr)

476 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.


'Stunning And Brave' Status: REVOKED.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

477 452 VC destroyed my company. But, karma is sweet, one of the main investors will probably spend the rest of his life in jail.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 12% more FUCKITOL at December 01, 2020 12:56 PM


They wear rice paddy hats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (FKzZ0)

Worthy fucking adversary, Dude.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (Izzlo)

478 I'm gonna' order some Chinese takeout tomorrow night. Then, my next order from Amazon, placed on my Chinese made tablet is going to be chock full of cheap Chinese made trinkets and worthless Chinese electronics in packaging deliberately made frustrating for Yankee imperialists.

I want our new Chinese overlords to know I care.

And I need to pad that social score, yo'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (3H9h1)

479 They don't seem to understand any of that. The GOPe thinks that once OrangeManBad is gone things can get back to normal. Back to the Kabuki theater and playing us for supporting them as they do nothing but cut deals with Democrats. What they don't get is the game is over. We are on to them and the Dems are playing for keeps. They want a one party system.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 12:45 PM (dGtyf)

Of course they do. People have just fallen for it for so long they think yelling about abortion and tax cuts will get republicans to the polls. It will work for some.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (YkawN)

480 Joe hasn't listened in Mass since he learned to beat up the other kids for their lunch money.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Sheee-it !

The only thing he could beat is his meat.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (arJlL)

481 454 Elvis Psresley?
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T)


Pelvis Presley.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (okGHj)

482 I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

It's the fucking Hellmouth. What do you expect?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (NYS7S)

483 "Remember when you'd spend $60 on a cartridge that probably sucked but at least you could just shove it into the SNES and find out immediately?

Good times..."

Often a game would come out in Japan first, uncover a lot of bugs, which would get fixed in the U.S. release.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (o+lBx)

484 Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

I wonder if her lesbian wife ( who also looks trans) is on board to be married to a 'dude'.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (2DOZq)

485
As you can see the Catholic relationship with psalms is dramatic and deep and in every echelon of the Church. That Biden has no clue how "Psalm" is even pronounced is testimony to how dramatic and deep his Catholic faith is.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (Y6UV7)

Do you mean those people who insist Joe is not only a good and decent man but a devout Christian are lying?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (lgiXo)

486 Let's hear Biden pronounce 'Chi-Chi Rodriguez.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

487 PA legislators stepping up https://tinyurl.com/y6y7nndf

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (YkawN)

488 I requested Slipknot at my funeral. I was told the Lord might not like that playlist...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (VpIIl)

489 My Christmas shopping was done months ago. I bought yarn and knitted washcloths for everyone, and made really pretty and sweet scented soaps, and I will send everyone a washcloth wrapped around a bar of soap.


Bars of soap make pretty good defensive weapons if you put them in a sock.


Maybe I should have knit socks instead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (okGHj)

490

Toss this berk in the boot, and we'll go pick up some birds...

Posted by: Harry Psalmer at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (l/2p9)

491 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)
+++++++++
Wow, "his" Wiki article is already updated. They move quick when they're subverting...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (hYcqw)


I don't care what she calls herself. She can pretend to be a boy if she wants to, but in MY fantasy, I would mash her like a pot full of steaming potatoes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (hku12)

492 This man will have the keys to the Nuclear codes--
You meant 'Nucular'.



This reminds me of a cartoon I remember seeing in grad school oh, more than 29 years ago now.

Picture a high security installation with enough concertina wire for a Colorado Supermax, searchlights, highly armed guards and towers and german shepards drooling off of leashes.

And in front of the gate, a sign that says, "No one who says nukular admitted beyond this point".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (ZSK0i)

493
Just heard the Ohio legislature are moving to impeach DeWine.

Good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (s2VJv)

494 Everybody just psalm down!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

495 Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

I grew up on Nintendo consoles so the SNES was a no brainer when my dad got it for a birthday gift for me. I also played FF1 on the NES and FF2 on the SNES so when I got 3 I was beyond excited.

It's still in my top 5 of all time. I also couldn't agree more with the music, I prefer SNES/NES game music to alot of contemporary stuff.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (IYHxL)

496 Nah, I don't think Kameltoe was Hillary's pick. No proof, just a feeling. There was some sort of power struggle around the nomination, obviously, behind the scenes.

I don't know who Hillary was pushing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Herself.
Hill would have taken second fiddle to Biden. Especially when she could have Vince Fostered his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (na0uG)

497 Richard Millhorse Nixon!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (UDapT)

498 I like when Obama continually pronounced Orion as O-rion to a group of Astronomers. That's better than corpse man to me.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (2DOZq)

499 Exodus 21:23-25 states, "But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe."

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (3aI0K)

500 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
---
I bet she can't kick for shit.

Posted by: Sarah Fuller at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (sWM8x)

501
I notice he didn't start shilling for Biden until Kameltoe was the VP candidate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:19 PM

Barry picked Joe, and the ho.

He did not start shilling for biden because he knows biden is a POS.

But that is also why he picked him. He wanted someone who was never going to outshine him. Joe gives him the chance to remain head of party indefinitely. the Ho too. They are both lightweights and barry is the kind of incompetent scum who only champions bigger losers than himself.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (LWu6U)

502 I wonder if her lesbian wife ( who also looks trans) is on board to be married to a 'dude'.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (2DOZq)


Do you think either one of them believes any of that is real?


It's all "Look at me, Daddy!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (okGHj)

503 It's the fucking Hellmouth. What do you expect?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM

Fellow Vox Day reader? Heh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (OssQ4)

504 487
PA legislators stepping up https://tinyurl.com/y6y7nndf

Pa. press conference this afternoon with three whistle blowers coming forward.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (q9BaN)

505 another tomboy goes full trans.
*sigh*

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (vPzhp)

506 >> We'll see if they are as corrupt as the PA one.


Always take the over on corruption bets

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (tWnED)

507 I'm sorry, Brian. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Posted by: Dominion 9000 at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (EgshT)

508 He will never be called out by the media... Neither will President Harris

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)

He will never be President and Harris will not be President until she can win it legally on her own.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (946rW)

509 I'm done Christmas shopping. I start early but I'm still waiting for a few things to arrive for my nephew's daughter who took forever to give me a list. I first asked her for it in mid Oct. She finally got it to me Saturday. What 14 yo girls doesn't have a long list at the ready?!

Now for the wrapping...ugh.

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

510 Hey, are the LGB activists angry at the "T" members of their activist club for this? At least some of the feminists have caught on to it. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
The trans movement will destroy the feminist movement because it must. It's deeply ironic how many feminists now acknowledge - largely out of fear - that external sexual characteristics are the only relevant factor in femininity.

The radical feminists who reject this (called TERFs for "trans-exclusionary radical feminists") get it and understand that if the trans stuff holds up then it is not only the end of feminism but also the end of femininity and womanhood in general. But they're going to lose. The trans movement will end feminism. It would be funny if the trans crowd weren't somehow even worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (hYcqw)

511 What flavor of jelly occupies President Elect Jellyhead's head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (e7/oJ)

512 I wonder if her lesbian wife ( who also looks trans) is on board to be married to a 'dude'.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (2DOZq)

One of my daughter's friends (a biological female) is a "trans male" who's dating another biological female who identifies as a "trans male".

It's totally not a mental illness though.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (NYS7S)

513 Just for fun, if I were Biden's speechwriter, I'd somehow work in the word "syzygy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

514 I have a stack of NES consoles in the basement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

515 Bars of soap make pretty good defensive weapons if you put them in a sock.


Maybe I should have knit socks instead.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Blanket party!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (na0uG)

516 I requested Slipknot at my funeral. I was told the Lord might not like that playlist...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (VpIIl)


Korn starter kit.

Go with some old school Korn for the originality.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

517 487 PA legislators stepping up https://tinyurl.com/y6y7nndf
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 01, 2020 01:01 PM (YkawN)


All they have to do is just declare the election in their state stolen/fraudulent and assign the electors to Trump.

If they want, split them up and give one each from Philly and Pittsburgh to Biden and the other 18 to Trump.

Article 2 bitches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

518 159 - Demanding no one support a candidate, a Republican, send money, sign a
petition, attend a rally or contact their representatives because it's
hopeless.----------
All of these things are useless now. The election theft illustrated that for all to see. Unless you have Soros money or tech clout, you ain't shit.

Why support spineless Republicans who are selling Trump (and us) out as we speak? Why donate to a party that will just have the next election ad infinitum stolen from under them without contest? Why motivate people to turn out to vote only to have Dominion keystroke their significance away? Why sign a petition (a strongly worded note) that will get shit-canned, or worse, get you put on an official enemies list?

The only thing is to "contact" representatives. Cough. How? Dry up their support, cut off their funds,c all them out. Indicate that you won't vote for them, and their party, ever again. Hell, even creating a Trump party takes votes away from them (even votes that otherwise don't count anymore due to fraud). They won't support your interests even if you vote for them. That's what got us Trump to begin with, and they want to go right back. And their counting on "you and me" to go along, because otherwise "the Dems will win"! If you don't deal with this fraud right now, They. Have. Already. Won.

BLM/Antifa showed The Way. And they were rewarded for it.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (i6shs)

519 One of my daughter's friends (a biological female) is a "trans male" who's dating another biological female who identifies as a "trans male".

It's totally not a mental illness though.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (NYS7S)


My head hurts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (YqDXo)

520
Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.

I think Hollywood really screws people up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)


Her career must really be in the toilet and she's trying to go for broke to get noticed again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (dGtyf)

521 Let's hear Biden pronounce 'Chi-Chi Rodriguez.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (oVJmc)


Chy Chy Rodrigooez

Posted by: Joe "Fumbles" Biden at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (ZSK0i)

522
Blanket party!!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (na0uG)


Code Red.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

523 Harris will not be President until she can win it legally on her own.
--------------------
That's a lot of blow jobs. Good thing she has mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (e7/oJ)

524 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)


Maybe it's career move like when a manager gets an MBA

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (fLpTX)

525 One of my daughter's friends (a biological female) is a "trans male" who's dating another biological female who identifies as a "trans male".

It's totally not a mental illness though.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom


So they're gay dudes?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (na0uG)

526 What flavor of jelly occupies President Elect Jellyhead's head?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (e7/oJ)


Pstrawberry

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (FKzZ0)

527 Often a game would come out in Japan first, uncover a lot of bugs, which would get fixed in the U.S. release.
---

Often but not always.

I still curse the day I spent in Lufia getting through 99 floors of a randomized dungeon with equipment and XP resets whenever you left, only to get to the boss floor that was glitched all to hell and unplayable.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (kOpft)

528 I say Nukular. That's just regional .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (2DOZq)

529 I'm sorry, Brian. I'm afraid I can't do that.


Posted by: Dominion 9000
==========
Thread winner!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (UDapT)

530 She's cute, but is nutso. And now I see she's "coming out" as a transjenner.
---------------
It achieved the desired result.......

Got the Disgusting Filth in the LSM talking about her.

So, who's nuts again
Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (48/MM)


That would still be her.

It's like if you are on a busy highway, and some drunk comes flying down the road, launches his car into the median, rolls a few times and catches fire.

As all the cars go by, gawking at the twisted metal and mangled corpse, if you asked the question, "so who's the drunk again?"

That guy. Yeah, the answer is still, that guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (hku12)

531 486 Let's hear Biden pronounce 'Chi-Chi Rodriguez.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

You know, Chi-Chi's has been out of business for most of this century, why has no other restaurant start serving fried ice cream?

Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (Izzlo)

532 525 One of my daughter's friends (a biological female) is a "trans male" who's dating another biological female who identifies as a "trans male".

It's totally not a mental illness though.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom


So they're gay dudes?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (na0uG)

Trans-homos trapped in a woman's body.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

533 Look like that neutrality position The Switzerland claims may be in jeopardy.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (vPzhp)

534 OK, if this Dominion story is true, can we just drop any pretense the

United States is anything other than an especially corrupt Chinese

province now?

CCPUSA for the democrat win.


We'll just have a bit of cleaning up to do to restore us back to the country of our Founders. I really don't see many people accepting Puddinhead O'Biden as preezy. There will be a civil war if that happens. Bet on it.

That Dominion story also casts every election it ever got used in into a lot of doubt as whether or not it was honest and the right person is in office now. That would certainly 'splain a lot of things that don't make sense in the past few years. Get one prog into office somewhere, say as a mayor of a large city, who then hires from the Party Approved List of anti-American domestic enemies. Repeat until it looks like the country is going leftward politically when it really isn't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (HaL55)

535 515 Bars of soap make pretty good defensive weapons if you put them in a sock.
----------------------
$40 bucks in quarters work better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (e7/oJ)

536 But that is also why he picked him. He wanted someone who was never going to outshine him. Joe gives him the chance to remain head of party indefinitely. the Ho too. They are both lightweights and barry is the kind of incompetent scum who only champions bigger losers than himself.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (LWu6U)
++++++++++++
What's funny and especially because so few brought it up (and none in the press at all) is that Biden - the man likely to be our next president - was Obama's assassination insurance.

You can bet that if in an alternate timeline the Republicans had run Dan Quale in 2000 after the first Clinton Administration from '96-00, no press whore would have let that slide...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (hYcqw)

537 It's actually worse than Mollie says. If you belong to a liturgical church, as RCs undoubtedly are, it is the one book of the Bible you meet most in your services.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (7X3UV)

538 I say Nukular. That's just regional .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (2DOZq)



That's just wrong.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (ZSK0i)

539 I saw Inception pop up on Amazon yesterday, and I thought oh, Ellen Page is in that, didn't she come out as lesbian? And now today she's a man named Elliot? Dang, my head is spinning.

Celebrities hopping on the trans train, not surprising, another way to get the attention that they apparently need for survival.

Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (S8ePJ)

540 It's the fucking Hellmouth. What do you expect?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM

Fellow Vox Day reader? Heh.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (OssQ4)

Heh - true, but coincidental in this case. I've been calling Pedowood the Hellmouth since Buffy the Vampire Slayer was in first run.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (NYS7S)

541 One of my daughter's friends (a biological female)
is a "trans male" who's dating another biological female who identifies
as a "trans male".



It's totally not a mental illness though.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (NYS7S)

What category does that fall under on Pornhub?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

542 Most of the hymns I've seen requested for funerals are

1. Amazing Grace

2. Nearer my God to Thee

3. The Old rugged cross

I did have a request for "I Come To The garden" which I don't particularly like. but I don't think it's that modern

I want to have "My Hope is Built" and "Standing On the promises"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (WkPC9)

------------------

I was given the responsibility of choosing music and acquiring a pastor for my father's funeral. My mom and my sister just didn't have the emotional stamina. It took my mom six months before she could even get through reading the poem my sister picked for the back of his remembrance card.

I went with an instrumental-only Ave Maria, "In Christ Alone," and another opera aria that dad always liked.

I looked up the translation to the lyrics, and it was probably not at all appropriate for a funeral, but the music is gorgeous and nobody in attendance spoke Italian, so I went with it.

What stole the show was the obnoxiously squeaky roller on the assembly that lowered his casket into the ground. He and mom bought what we jokingly refer to as an "apartment plot," where they are buried in a stack. Not literally stacked, but one is buried several feet lower. Dad being the first one to go, got the bottom-bunk so to speak.

So here we all are. Burying dad. Weeping. Sad. And they start to lower him down slowly. And for what felt like ten solid minutes.
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...

Dad was a big fan of "straight-man / funny-guy" comedy.
Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin. Mel Brooks. Leslie Nielsen.

My father would have 100% approved of this final send-off.

And now it seems to have gotten all dusty in here all of a sudden....

Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (5npD/)

543 So they're gay dudes?
-----------------
But they have tits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (e7/oJ)

544 Go with some old school Korn for the originality.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)



ARE YOU READY!?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (FKzZ0)

545 Jen Psaki got a new job:
Pshe psell psea pshells by the psea pshore.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (JNTt1)

546 495 Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (OssQ4)

I grew up on Nintendo consoles so the SNES was a no brainer when my dad got it for a birthday gift for me. I also played FF1 on the NES and FF2 on the SNES so when I got 3 I was beyond excited.

It's still in my top 5 of all time. I also couldn't agree more with the music, I prefer SNES/NES game music to alot of contemporary stuff.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM (IYHxL)

Was a kid a lied to my buddies that I beat kung fu masters.

So they had me play the game in front of them and on that run I actually beat kung fu masters. hightlight of my life

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (fLpTX)

547 Link to story about China/Dominion ties.

https://tinyurl.com/yxvl8fxd
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (+8HzQ)



the gateway pundit is really doing a good job documenting and getting stuff out to us very fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (sfhL4)

548 Imagine being chronically-depressed with feelings of self-loathing.

The idea that you can 'trans-form' yourself into a completely new person probably appeals to a lot of those people. And, predictably, it's a train wreck in slow-motion.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

549 Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (wUHYj)


Yes; That is one of the popular African American spirituals in our hymnal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (WkPC9)

550 471
Lightweight actress and later lesbian

She was in 'Juno' and a few other trifles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM (ifmtJ)

Dudes are not upset by this, either.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

I was more broke up about Portia Di Rossi turning carpet muncher.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (ifmtJ)

551 I was told sexual orientation and gender are not something people choose...

they're born that way..

so much to learn..

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (tWnED)

552 >>I wonder if her lesbian wife ( who also looks trans) is on board to be married to a 'dude'.


Yeah. . . IDK.
There has always been a tiny segment of the population who believes they were born in the wrong body. However, what's happening now is orchestrated.

As long as I can recall, Ellen Page has been an out and proud lesbian, but she plays both straight and lesbian women in movies. She's also done a Vice (IIRC) tv series on traveling to gay-friendly places around the world, so she is committed to her LGBT activism. There has never been anything about her that indicated she thought of herself as a man -- her identity has clearly been "lesbian." This is so sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

553 Oh, God help us. We are SO screwed.

Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (XxJt1)

554 This man will have the keys to the Nuclear codes and so will the Chynaise
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 01, 2020 12:08 PM (qInne)


Not BXiden. They'll stick him in a playpen made in china.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (sfhL4)

555 Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (kOpft)

Just started Lufia 2. Lufia 1 was a great old school grind fest.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (IYHxL)

556 I have a stack of NES consoles in the basement.
That's not proof!

Posted by: BEANO at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (r+sAi)

557 So they're gay dudes?
-----------------
But they have tits.
Posted by: Puddin Head


So they look like Stelter.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (na0uG)

558
My brother is a huge Destiny fan. I played a couple minutes, but didn't get far. I liked it fine - will have to try it again.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2020 12:59 PM (U1eOr)

Well the thing about destiny is that the character movements and gun play are pretty unmatched, they are like an extension of you. The enemies aren't pushovers, the AI in that game is crazy. The enemies are scary smart. I have had ones dodge grenades, hide behind shit when you line the sights up on them, and actually pack hunt you in coordinated efforts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (9Om/r)

559 It's the fucking Hellmouth. What do you expect?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:00 PM


That reminds me: time to dig out my copy of Garth Marenghi's 'Darkplace'".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (ZSK0i)

560 So they're gay dudes?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (na0uG)

You may have misspelled "mentally ill", but uh (checks the math) yeah, maybe, I guess.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (NYS7S)

561 What flavor of jelly occupies President Elect Jellyhead's head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:03 PM (e7/oJ)

paste flavor

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (AwYPR)

562 Can a man become a trans-woman and then a trans-man

What do you do then.

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (fLpTX)

563 I'm sorry, Brian. I'm afraid I can't do that.


Posted by: Dominion 9000
==========
Thread winner!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2020 01:05 PM (UDapT)


Agreed. I'd say "Free ampersands" as a reward, but I assume Dominion 9000 can create his/its own ampersands out of nothing. Or convert exclamation points, if necessary.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 01:08 PM (hku12)

564 Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (5npD/)

That is a good story; Sorry about your dad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (WkPC9)

565 If they want, split them up and give one each from Philly and Pittsburgh to Biden and the other 18 to Trump.

---
I don't get this. If we're going the route of directly assigning electors, we're jamming them down the Democrats' throats and no concession should be made to them.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (kOpft)

566 339

Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM

Wait... what?

So she presumably is female, correct?

But a couple years ago she said she is a lesbian.

But now she's a "trans male".

Does that mean she's a female who identifies as male and will be transitioning to male in the future?

Or she's been a male all this time, lied about being a lesbian and is now saying she's a male pretending to be a female?

Holy shit are the people in Hollywood fucked up.

And of course, she will be praised by all for being so brave.

Even though all of this basically shows she has serious mental issues.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (Do5/p)

567 the gateway pundit is really doing a good job documenting and getting stuff out to us very fast.

I'd rather have it be accurate than fast...
GP stories often dont turn out the way they are pitched

Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (tWnED)

568 The idea that you can 'trans-form' yourself into a completely new person
probably appeals to a lot of those people. And, predictably, it's a
train wreck in slow-motion.>>>
They never understand that, wherever you go, there you are.

Posted by: Old Dude at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (LGXGf)

569 So they're gay dudes?
-----------------
But they have tits.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (e7/oJ)


Sort of.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (hku12)

570 Did you know that some Facebook groups that talk about religion require that you are 13 yrs old

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (3aI0K)

571 He's been consulting his Palmist so much that his eyesight has weakened to the point where he can't read the teleprompter

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (tYDHt)

572 545 Jen Psaki got a new job:
Pshe psell psea pshells by the psea pshore.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (JNTt1)


Not writing Psalms?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (YqDXo)

573 535 515 Bars of soap make pretty good defensive weapons if you put them in a sock.
----------------------
$40 bucks in quarters work better.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (e7/oJ)

Like anyone has quarters.

1" ball bearing works, so does a 1 oz lead fishing weight in a bandana. It'll pop a fucking coconut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 01:10 PM (ifmtJ)

574 339 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.
I think Hollywood really screws people up.
Posted by: redridinghood



https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c

"...call me Loretta,"

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2020 01:10 PM (IewtT)

575 It's still in my top 5 of all time. I also couldn't agree more with the music, I prefer SNES/NES game music to alot of contemporary stuff.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:02 PM

With the chiptune music, it was all about completely pushing and breaking the known limits of the chip. When soundtracks became simply recordings of anything at all, from hard rock to orchestras, there were no longer limits to push. That's when I lost interest in videogame music.

The soundtrack for Streets of Rage 2 on Genesis' Yamaha FM chip is an excellent example of pushing those limits, just like everything Uematsu did with the PCM chip on SNES.

Been fascinated with this concept since Rob Hubbard blew my mind on the Commodore 64.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 01:10 PM (OssQ4)

576 If they want, split them up and give one each from Philly and Pittsburgh to Biden and the other 18 to Trump.



They get nothing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 01:10 PM (FKzZ0)

577 Told my rep if nobody goes to jail for Russia hoax and the election shenanigans are tolerated, no more R votes. 2022 not gonna' be pretty based on results thus far...

Posted by: cooldawg at December 01, 2020 01:10 PM (1zYVT)

578 So here we all are. Burying dad. Weeping. Sad. And they start to lower him down slowly. And for what felt like ten solid minutes.
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...

Dad was a big fan of "straight-man / funny-guy" comedy.
Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin. Mel Brooks. Leslie Nielsen.

My father would have 100% approved of this final send-off.

And now it seems to have gotten all dusty in here all of a sudden....
Posted by: reason


Standing salute to your father.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:11 PM (na0uG)

579 nood government hypocrites

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 01, 2020 01:11 PM (ifmtJ)

580 Psalm 35:12 Hostile witnesses come forward; they make charges I know nothing about.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2020 01:11 PM (3aI0K)

581

nooood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 01, 2020 01:11 PM (sfhL4)

582 You may have misspelled "mentally ill", but uh (checks the math) yeah, maybe, I guess.
---------------------
Once they start cutting themselves they become clinically insane. See Jennifer Pritzker for what that looks like. And remember, he/she is the one responsible for getting Obama in the IL and US Senate. I saw Insane Trust Fund Babies perform at the FOX in 76.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (e7/oJ)

583 I'd rather have it be accurate than fast...
GP stories often dont turn out the way they are pitched
Posted by: McCool at December 01, 2020 01:09 PM (tWnED)

I'm willing to give them as much latitude as low-info voters give the mainstream "news" media

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (NYS7S)

584 You're telling me that his handlers don't practice his speeches with him before he's going to give them? Even people in perfect health need to practice, let alone a guy who's sundowning.

This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)


It's more likely Biden's team is as slow as he is -- and he did practice and they just nodded along.

Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

585 If you haven't heard the idiot speak for a while, Joe Biden is introducing his peconomic pteam....

https://tinyurl.com/y3aaok9c

Posted by: Tami at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)

586 Jen Psaki got a new job:
Pshe psell psea pshells by the psea pshore.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (JNTt1)


I pffttt don't pffttt understand pffttt a pffttt thing pffttt you're pffttt saying.

Posted by: Someone from below Bikini Bottom at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (AiZBA)

587 I have changed my mind and think all these trannies should be able to mutilate themselves into oblivion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (r+sAi)

588 Posted by: reason, no longer part of the Trump legal team, at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (5npD/)



What a great story, reason. Thank you.

Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (XxJt1)

589 420

Who is Ellen Page?
Posted by: AnnaS at December 01, 2020 12:50 PM (l4l/z)

Actress, known mostly for the movies, Inception, Juno, and Super. And presumably other movies with more than one word in the title.

She's cute, but is nutso. And now I see she's "coming out" as a transjenner.

Good grief. No you're not, idiot. Some people THINK you look like a boy, but you're not.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2020 12:53 PM

She was in the X-Men movies.

Now she's an ex-woman.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (Do5/p)

590 There were a couple of really good songs on Korn's most recent album that reminded me of the old Korn.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2020 01:13 PM (H5knJ)

591 Ellen Page comes out as a Trans male, named Elliott. Pronouns are he/they.

I think Hollywood really screws people up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2020 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

+++++++++

Wow, "his" Wiki article is already updated. They move quick when they're subverting...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2020 12:57 PM (hYcqw)





A cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make them biscuits.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 01:13 PM (946rW)

592 They can practice with Joey from here to breakfast. It won't do any good with his five-minute memory.

Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2020 01:13 PM (XxJt1)

593 So they're gay dudes?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM

No. One isn't. Remember: trans means "not". One is a not-male, the other is male, but pretending to be a not-male.

Totally sane people.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 01, 2020 01:14 PM (OssQ4)

594 Seems to me the "credulous fellows" are the ones trying to attach Communist China to everything to make the claimed hackery just that much more sinister. Sorta like the Left has been doing with Russian and Putin for the past five years. Whatever it takes to get the rubes on board I suppose.

Well, I think it's really cute how some people want to commit suicide by driving manufacturing of everything out of the US BUT want to pretend that stuff like their phone or their computer is still effectively _theirs_, or that this situation arose naturally, that guys like Xi are doing this because they mean you well, or that Biden isn't going to cause more of it. Or that the OPM database hack wasn't a disaster.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 01, 2020 01:14 PM (Clxcy)

595 Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 01:07 PM (fLpTX)

Clutch.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:14 PM (IYHxL)

596 I have Witcher III for my Switch, but haven't played it yet. It looks great, though!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 01:15 PM (H3MF8)

597 I saw Inception pop up on Amazon yesterday, and I thought oh, Ellen Page
is in that, didn't she come out as lesbian? And now today she's a man
named Elliot? Dang, my head is spinning.



Celebrities hopping on the trans train, not surprising, another way to get the attention that they apparently need for survival.


I do wonder just how many people are really floating around inside her head. More than Sybil or fewer? Also can't help but wonder how many and what type of psychotic drugs she's on. However many, it doesn't seem to be enough to make her even halfway sane.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 01:15 PM (HaL55)

598 Can a man become a trans-woman and then a trans-man

What do you do then.



**********

That's known as finally coming into one's own.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)

599 My theory is that some people are driven by a need to be freaks - they need to be different or to go against norms.

This is the appeal of rock, or indy comics, etc.

So sexually, a lot of gays were gay because it was so ... hard to find right word... unconventional? risky? not sure, but you know what I mean

Then, we somehow accepted that lifestyle (after their disease killed half of them and they got pity.) and so they needed something more extreme to get that unconventional feeling back. So the kind of people who would have been closeted 50 years ago were dancing naked in the streets 25 years ago, and now are trans. Society keeps getting more accepting, and that just moves the bar and makes the problem worse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 01, 2020 01:15 PM (LWu6U)

600 It's trannies and homos all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (EgshT)

601 I have Witcher III for my Switch, but haven't played it yet. It looks great, though!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 01:15 PM (H3MF


The Witcher in the Switch has the brew that is true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (AiZBA)

602 Harris will not be President until she can win it legally on her own.

--------------------

That's a lot of blow jobs. Good thing she has mail-in ballots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (e7/oJ)


I think Clarence Thomas will have something to say about that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (946rW)

603 The idea that you can 'trans-form' yourself into a completely new person

probably appeals to a lot of those people. And, predictably, it's a

train wreck in slow-motion.>>>
They never understand that, wherever you go, there you are.
---
Tell us about it

Posted by: Astrotrain and Blitzkrieg at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (kOpft)

604 MI citizens protesting outside getting scary for legislature puss... er.... mouthpiece chairing "hearing."

Threatens to end the "hearing."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (MkuC5)

605 323 I'm guessing you might be thinking of Chernyenko. At least he looked the worst of the bunch as far as I recall. He didn't last long I'm thinking it was under 2 years.

Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2020 01:17 PM (ugIH5)

606 These stupid corrupt bastards have no idea what they are unleashing.

"one minute..."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 01, 2020 01:17 PM (MkuC5)

607 584 You're telling me that his handlers don't practice his speeches with him before he's going to give them? Even people in perfect health need to practice, let alone a guy who's sundowning.

This just seems ridiculous that they wouldn't practice with him.

Unless they did and he's just so far fucking gone, that he *still* fucks stuff up like this.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)


It's more likely Biden's team is as slow as he is -- and he did practice and they just nodded along.
Posted by: Pres. Elect LASue at December 01, 2020 01:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

Good point! His team probably doesn't know the Bible any better than he does. Although it seems weird that Jen Psaki, of all people didn't think to ask, "Is it really pronounced 'palm'?"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 01, 2020 01:18 PM (H3MF8)

608 I hadn't heard about Page. Interesting that her web site is ellen.page, shouldn't xhe be cancelled for dead-naming xerself?

Posted by: motionview at December 01, 2020 01:18 PM (pYQR/)

609 Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (MkuC5)

Nah you had it right. Pussies.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 01:19 PM (IYHxL)

610 link for the MI hearing?

Posted by: Silent at December 01, 2020 01:19 PM (CrU4U)

611 That's a lot of blow jobs. Good thing she has mail-in ballots.



Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2020 01:04 PM (e7/oJ)


I think Clarence Thomas will have something to say about that.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 01:16 PM (946rW)

I mean the mail-in ballots not the BJs... Clarence is happily married and hopefully has enough sense not to touch THAT with a 10 foot pole.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 01:22 PM (946rW)

612 578 So here we all are. Burying dad. Weeping. Sad. And they start to lower him down slowly. And for what felt like ten solid minutes.
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...
...whir...SQUEEEEEK....whir...

Dad was a big fan of "straight-man / funny-guy" comedy.
Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin. Mel Brooks. Leslie Nielsen.

My father would have 100% approved of this final send-off.

And now it seems to have gotten all dusty in here all of a sudden....
Posted by: reason


My mom requested that I stay until she was actually buried. They lowered the casket into the vault, put the lid on and then tried lowering the vault. The grave had been dug too small.

So they had to bring in the backhoe and pull the vault out, dig the grave larger, and then use the backhoe to lower it again. Then they covered her up.

When I got back to the house, my sis asked how it went. I told her mom didn't go down easy.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

613 He did learn from CORPSEMAN Obama, after all.

Idiots and traitors all.

Posted by: acethepug at December 01, 2020 01:27 PM (5faQs)

614 When I got back to the house, my sis asked how it went. I told her mom didn't go down easy.
Posted by: Justsayin' at December 01, 2020 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

I'm sorry it was not an easy burial but I appreciate your quick wit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2020 01:28 PM (WkPC9)

615 488 I requested Slipknot at my funeral. I was told the Lord might not like that playlist...


Just go with Drowning Pool.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 01, 2020 01:29 PM (Ggb9q)

616 We'll just have a bit of cleaning up to do to
restore us back to the country of our Founders. I really don't see many
people accepting Puddinhead O'Biden as preezy. There will be a civil war
if that happens. Bet on it.




Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 01:06 PM (HaL55)
Eric Metaxas has a great interview with KT McFarland about this. She makes a very compelling point about Biden accepting a "poisoned chalice", and how this will mar his administration. Having that asterisk next to his win will hamper everything he does. Not so much a revolution per se, but more of an Irish Democracy type of resistance. And the good news, if you can say that, is that this election has and will continue to red pill many people. It's hard to remember with all the noise about the fraud committed against Trump, but the Republican party did very, very well this cycle, and the dems tanked utterly down ticket. It's noteworthy that many of the incoming GOP winners are conservative women and minorities. Not that we want to play ID politics, only mention that because the Dems crow about owning those demos, and they lost terrible with them, especially blacks and latinos. They will do even worse in 2022 and 24, assuming we can get fair elections again. So there's that.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 01:30 PM (Dc5Qe)

617 Some follower of hey-ZEUS he turned out to be.

Posted by: CrustyB at December 01, 2020 01:34 PM (qXzGC)

618 616
We'll just have a bit of cleaning up to do to

restore us back to the country of our Founders. I really don't see many

people accepting Puddinhead O'Biden as preezy. There will be a civil war

if that happens. Bet on it.
Also, watch Liberal Hivemind's video, he has a good rant about how the Dems overeached, and sacrificed their future to win the present. I believe this to be true. They've completely went all in and showed all their cards at this point. Even if Trump loses this battle, just by fighting back he's proven that the dems committed a horrendous act of election fraud on the country. Unless you live under a rock, you know this happened beyond any doubt now. The people know now. And a large portion of the public will not be happy with them for this. Especially if Biden gets in. The over-reach will be epic, and so will the backlash.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 01, 2020 01:35 PM (Dc5Qe)

619 Please don't do the "list of songs to play at my funeral". Having spent the time to do this for my husband's memorial service, I can tell you that no one listens to it and no one has any idea why you wanted that song.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 01, 2020 01:37 PM (JKNZq)

620 Hearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-vyw9qbdw

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 01, 2020 01:39 PM (MkuC5)

621 then there's Pflugerville, TX

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2020 01:52 PM (3byMq)

622
Here follows a reading from the Book of Double Dribble ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2020 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

623 fully retarded NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 01:59 PM (q177U)

624
Psalm ensharted pslami I will beef woof dogee...5weeks in a Phoot cast to cover up any public appearances..so lame so tame and we will all BUY IT ....he's adderal ldems ...just how MANY are on that payroll...surely even the Billionaires are feeling the pinch?

Posted by: Saf at December 01, 2020 02:07 PM (5IHGB)

625 hate to be a bitch, but this news is DAYS old....I used to count AoSHQ for the hottest breaking headlines; wha' happen?:-(

Posted by: JustGotHere at December 01, 2020 02:13 PM (rEdDA)

626

The Supreme Court has a clear path to reverse the 2020 election theft without disenfranchising a single vote. - You read that right.
Obviously there is a mountain of evidence for SCOTUS to rule that Constitutionally protected State election laws were methodically violated on an immense scale. But the following ideal remedy is fully within its power:

The mail-in ballot counts of each law-breaking county are voided due to massive ballot spoilage caused by that county's grossly unconstitutional actions. SCOTUS further rules that any county which mixed its invalid mail-in ballots with its valid ballots chose to undertake an unnecessary and easily avoidable action which instantly tainted and nullified that county's entire ballot count.
Note that this does _not_ void the millions of valid ballots legally cast elsewhere in that State. However, it does void that State's current certification of its election results. SCOTUS can clarify that the State is perfectly free to re-tabulate its vote total (excluding the illegal mail-in ballots) and then recertify its election results.
But unless there are State law provisions for recertification in the wake of nullification: the State is not required to recertify. If the Governor and Secretary of State prefer to do nothing and effectively disenfranchise the millions of legal voters in their State, that is entirely on them.

But by virtue of SCOTUS's remedy, the millions of valid votes which were cast in each of these contested States remain perfectly legal and eligible for State recertification. Moreover, none of these millions of legal votes are cancelled or diluted by the hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots which the law-breaking counties tried to dump into the State's vote totals. So rather than SCOTUS disenfranchising even one legal vote: it protects ALL the legal votes from being ruinously diluted by a few hundred thousand illegal ballots.
SCOTUS simply puts the responsibility of legally and Constitutionally recertifying that State's election results squarely back on the State itself.



Posted by: cold civil war at December 01, 2020 02:41 PM (Z2PYk)

627

Ace, here's the summary:

SCOTUS provides remedy by nullifying massive, discrete batches of illegal ballots which results in nullifying unconstitutional State certifications. It does not nullify any legal votes.
Then, each State which had its certification nullified has the option of recertifying its election results - but without including invalidated ballots.



Posted by: cold civil war at December 01, 2020 02:45 PM (Z2PYk)

628 A bigly mistake but somewhat understandably for a man who has often spoken about his speech impediment of stuttering
Not quite as funny as having an actual POTUS at Liberty University draw laughs for saying 2 Corinthians instead of 2nd Corinthians

Posted by: Kurt at December 01, 2020 02:54 PM (3xca6)

629
Actually Kurt,

"2 Corinthians" is in fact the way it is said some churches. It just depends on your church affiliation.

Saying "2nd Corinthians" is merely the more commonly way it is said.

So the jokes on you, "Kurt".




Posted by: cold civil war at December 01, 2020 03:07 PM (Z2PYk)

630 Joe and Psalmist (from Stilton Jarlsberg)

https://tinyurl.com/yxnabedh

Posted by: boynsea at December 01, 2020 03:33 PM (sshap)

631 Palm Sunday comes week before Eater Rosebud

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2020 04:49 PM (FLiOE)

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