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Biden's Choice for Head of the OMB, Neera Tanden, Spread Conspiracy Theories, Without Evidence, That Russia Changed Actual Vote Tallies, Shifting Votes for Hillary to Trump
Isn't it odd that a leftwing progressive can talk about shifting votes from one person to another and yet the media praises her as a hero rather than a deranged democracy-underminer?
The announcement that Joe Biden intends to nominate Neera Tanden as his Director of the Office of Management and Budget -- a critical position overseeing U.S. economic and regulatory policy -- triggered a wide range of mockery, indignation and disgust from both the left and the right. That should not be surprising: though a thoroughly mediocre and ordinary D.C. swamp creature from the perspective of both ideology and competence, Tanden’s uniquely unhinged, venomous, corrupt and pathologically dishonest conduct as a Clinton Family and DNC apparatchik and President of the corporatist-and-despot-funded Center for American Progress (CAP) has earned her a list of enemies far longer and more impressive than her accomplishments. ... Few people took Hillary's 2016 loss to Donald Trump as hard as Tanden, or handled it as poorly. Indeed, she refused to believe it really happened, and encouraged others to similarly refuse to accept its reality. In the weeks after Trump’s victory, Tanden joined numerous Democrats in encouraging electors of the Electoral College to ignore their states' votes and refuse to elect Trump as President (many rationale were invoked for this: Tanden's was a CAP article promoting #Resistance fanatic Richard Painter’s argument that Trump's violations of the Emolument Clause precluded an Electoral College win). She insisted that Hillary lost because of Russia, claiming the "Russians did enough damage to affect more than 70k votes in 3 states." And she was not only one of the first to push the Steele Dossier's claim that Russia held blackmail power over Trump but also one of the last to do so -- insisting in 2018 that “the dossier been mostly proven to be true” and claiming as late as 2019 that nothing in this discredited junk report had been disproven. But what really distinguished Tanden when it came to unhinged and toxic behavior was her repeated (and obviously baseless) claims that Hillary only lost because Russian hackers invaded the U.S. voting system and clandestinely changed Hillary’s votes to Trump’s, costing the real winner --Hillary -- her rightful place on the throne, behind the Resolute Desk.Hillary Clinton herself was the first I know of to push that conspiracy theory -- though her leftwing media partisans never discuss that. Nor do her liberal NeverTrump covert partisans. Even squishy liberal Republican John Cornyn says that Tanden has "zero percent" chance of ever being confirmed for any position in government. And thus: Bill Kristol hears the call to defend the indefensible. Just like his progressive pals are paying him to do. What is astonishing is that within an hour of proclaiming that all "serious conservatives" get behind this Hillary Clinton puppet, he also attacks alleged conspiracy theories about the 2020 election, branding anyone who believes in vote-shifting to be "crazy" and, one assumes, ineligible to hold any position of public trust. Even as he pimps the conspiracy theorist Neera Tanden.
... Tanden's insistence that Russia changed the voting results through hacking did not once her traumatic shock in the weeks after Hillary's loss dissipated (if it ever did).... This conspiracy-mongering led by Tanden and other prominent liberal activists had a corrosive effect on the ability of Democrats to perceive basic reality, to put that mildly. A 2018 poll from Economist/YouGov -- conducted more than a year after Trump’s inauguration -- found that a large majority of Democrats (66%) believe that "Russia tampered with vote tallies in order to get Donald Trump elected President."
Serious conservatives, responsible moderates, and hard-headed liberals should want a tough-minded OMB head. OMB is where Cabinet secretaries' ill-considered projects go to die, where programs are evaluated, where trade-offs are made. Neera Tanden is the right person for the job.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 30, 2020
"These folks are neither crazy or dumb. But they are willing to play along to con the rubes and set themselves up for what comes next. They may not be Truthers themselves, but they are willing to wink at it, and even traffic in it."https://t.co/oCfvLh1Za3
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 30, 2020
"Every time you think you have a grasp of how preposterous the Trump team’s election lawsuits are, another one comes out, dumber and more conspiracy-filled than the last." https://t.co/JFPyWbVOkw
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 30, 2020
Do Trump and his supporters not understand how our elections work or how the judicial system works? I doubt it. They understand. They don't care. They don't respect the decisions of elections or courts. They just want Trump to win. Quality of evidence or arguments doesn't matter.
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 30, 2020 06:58 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 06:58 PM (GlmxK)
And that Jake Sullivan guy, was one of Hillary Clinton's special private server servants.
Posted by: 11B40 at November 30, 2020 06:59 PM (evgyj)
They knew that it was not only possible but also it was being done in 2016 and beyond.
Posted by: OUATIH at November 30, 2020 06:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 06:59 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 06:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: clutch at November 30, 2020 07:00 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: trev006 at November 30, 2020 07:00 PM (XI1vM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 30, 2020 07:01 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2020 07:02 PM (vnJi9)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 30, 2020 07:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Not by accident, let me hasten to add. These bastards intend this by design.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2020 07:02 PM (QzJWU)
From Slatebelter at TheDonald:
My Rino PA Senator said he was supporting Mastrianos Resolution! Continue calling, they are feeling the fire!!
Spez: his secretary said that they were looking into "every legal means necessary"
From @thesharpedge1 onTwitter:
@RudyGiuliani "It's YOUR power. It's NOT theirs. Whatever power the Governor or Sec of State thinks they're exercising - it isn't theirs. It's the Legislatures. You can take it back...Have the courage to do that. In history, I swear to God, you will be heroes."
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:03 PM (Rbfr/)
Let's see... born in U.S. Indian parents.
Yep, image search reveals she's a somewhat whiter Cummala.
Fantastic.
In other news, Ajit "Pecan" Pai announced he's retiring. Effective Jan. 20. I don't have a read on this guy, really. Is he some sort of good guy?
I sure as hell don't know.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
I thought he was a white hat, but TheDonald had soured on him as of late. Not sure why.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:05 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 07:06 PM (NKwB8)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:06 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:07 PM (H96By)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:07 PM (Njz03)
The simple truth is that our Elites want the power and control and wealth that an alliance with the Communists can give them. And they will use any power within their reach to see to it that they get it, the rest of us be damned.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: fktheleft at November 30, 2020 07:07 PM (lvXKd)
Posted by: Jmel at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (YkawN)
Neera is Hindu for :
"She's got a great personality".
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (H96By)
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 07:06 PM (NKwB
Eh, we all knew Bernie got robbed twice, not that he seemed to care what with his new houses and all. It's just that why would anyone expect Democrat primaries to be clean? Obama got the nom in 2008 on appeal to Ted Kennedy to get restore some delegates that had been chucked due to chicanery.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 30, 2020 07:09 PM (0OmEj)
lmao!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:09 PM (nxdel)
I can think of no worse punishment for Kristol then that he be allowed the freedom to scream and holler at... well at no one... as Trump is inaugurated and the fraudsters and traitors are punished with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (946rW)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
This guy too!
Posted by: trev006 at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (XI1vM)
Posted by: sound awake at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (4mBS8)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
*golfclap*
Old call back. When was that one popular? Late 90's?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (cMXNt)
Bill Kristol - always wrong, never in doubt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (cMXNt)
He really is not worth the bullet. Soros, on the other hand...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2020 07:11 PM (w2LAm)
There will be many I fear.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still"
Me too. I'm not ready to contemplate the reality of a Biden administration just yet.
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (NKwB8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (y7DUB)
Threadwinner contender.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (s7OCY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (EgshT)
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I thought he was a white hat, but TheDonald had soured on him as of late. Not sure why.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:05 PM (Rbfr/)
My only impression of him is when he speaks, he looks and sounds like a guy who knows the people in the white coats, with the big net are coming to take you away, and he's just trying to humor you until they get there.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:13 PM (hku12)
Everything the demcong accuse others of doing they are doing themselves.
Projection.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:13 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2020 07:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:13 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 07:14 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:14 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (2eMOL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (lgiXo)
"DC INSIDER: Gina Haspel, CIA Director, Found Dead From 'Natural Causes'.
"Shock at Langley right now as this has just circulated around DC about an hour ago. Now it's going viral in government circles, but there is currently a strict news blackout."
Not clear (at least to me) when and where this occurred; that is, assuming for the moment it's true. There was some speculation that she was at the U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt the night of the raid by U.S. Special Forces. Can anyone else fill in some of the blanks?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (hYGKT)
Neera is Hindu for :
"She's got a great personality".
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (H96By)
She's not awful looking, so I get the impression this cowgirl is reversed, as in not bad looking, pig of a personality.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 07:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol
...
Sometimes I invite men to come on my poopdeck!
Shhh-- don't tell anyone! It's a secret!!!!
Posted by: Also Little Admiral Kristol at November 30, 2020 07:16 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:13 PM (cMXNt)
Yeah, but it would turn into Miller's Crossing.
Plus side: you would get to be Gabriel Bryne, so you got that going for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:16 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:16 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2020 07:16 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ron Burgundy, KVWN Channel 4 News Team at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (xyXKx)
Shades of "Mystery Men". Fell down an elevator shaft onto a bunch of bullets...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (arJlL)
"DC INSIDER: Gina Haspel, CIA Director, Found Dead From 'Natural Causes'.
"Shock at Langley right now as this has just circulated around DC about an hour ago. Now it's going viral in government circles, but there is currently a strict news blackout."
Not clear (at least to me) when and where this occurred; that is, assuming for the moment it's true. There was some speculation that she was at the U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt the night of the raid by U.S. Special Forces. Can anyone else fill in some of the blanks?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (hYGKT)
*Assumes bored and exasperated Monty Python posture*
We DID that one already.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)
The bigger question is, who said this fat bowl of fuck is qualified to judge anyone?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 07:18 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:18 PM (mjO4F)
Someone should point out to Kristol the problem is: we understand the judicial and electoral system all to well and also know that we, the average American, are getting screwed, again, by the very same people Kristol worships.
Gad, I hate that dimwit, Kristol.
With apologies to dimwits everywhere.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:19 PM (WEBkv)
He gets all of the Leftist accolades and payola and none of the responsibility. Which is why he is steadfastly comfortable losing every election beyond his current sinecure in Leftopia. A heroic failure.
And yet idiots have to idiot in letting him play them for, well, idiots.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 30, 2020 07:19 PM (HhXSr)
We should shove it down their gullets every chance we get. If they were geese we might even get some decent foie gras out of the process.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (hpVf/)
Shit m
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (lgiXo)
"DC INSIDER: Gina Haspel, CIA Director, Found Dead From 'Natural Causes'.
"Shock at Langley right now as this has just circulated around DC about an hour ago. Now it's going viral in government circles, but there is currently a strict news blackout."
Not clear (at least to me) when and where this occurred; that is, assuming for the moment it's true. There was some speculation that she was at the U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt the night of the raid by U.S. Special Forces. Can anyone else fill in some of the blanks?
...
please stop repeating this stupid rumor.
How many threads do I have to read this same garbage-dump bullshit in?
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Same here. I thought it was less stodgy than NR, which isn't the highest bar to surmount, and guys like Fred Barnes and the goofy looking guy who used to break down election results, whose name now escapes me, were solid old school reporters. I should've been more critical of the Rear Admiral's sporadic op eds as being almost completely lacking in intelligence. Boot was a painfully boring writer but Hayes losing his shit is still a loss that bothers me. Andrew Sullivan was a good writer who avoided going on the Sea Cuck.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:18 PM (mjO4F)
And 2+2=5
I am practicing for the future.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 07:14 PM (9sWOw)
They just rigged a presidential election, where they probably lost 55-45 nationally. The DNC doesn't have to fear losing the White House - or any other house - ever again. They should play it slow now, at least until they've taken the US to Australian levels of gun ownership. After that, they can do as they please.
But they're not going to. In their rush to get everything, now, they're going to abandon incrementalism - which has been an absolutely success for them - and lose everything in something that will make the Balkans blush. Makes absolutely no sense.
Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (PwmMm)
"DC INSIDER: Gina Haspel, CIA Director, Found Dead From 'Natural Causes'.
"Shock at Langley right now as this has just circulated around DC about an hour ago. Now it's going viral in government circles, but there is currently a strict news blackout."
Not clear (at least to me) when and where this occurred; that is, assuming for the moment it's true. There was some speculation that she was at the U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt the night of the raid by U.S. Special Forces. Can anyone else fill in some of the blanks?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 30, 2020 07:15 PM (hYGKT)
Meh.
Whatever.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (HhXSr)
They are all lower than pond scum.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
*Assumes bored and exasperated Monty Python posture*
We DID that one already.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)
LOL. Well, it would be sort of funny-in a dark kind of way-to just throw out random names of various DC insiders, the places they were found dead, and what they died of,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (/On2j)
Good riddance. To Hell with that bitch.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2020 07:22 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Citizen at November 30, 2020 07:22 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:22 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (EgshT)
*Assumes bored and exasperated Monty Python posture*
We DID that one already.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)
LOL. Well, it would be sort of funny-in a dark kind of way-to just throw out random names of various DC insiders, the places they were found dead, and what they died of,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (WkPC9)
The upsides of a Clinton presidency.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM
Because a ho that gives value for your hard-earned dollar is a natural born capitalist and is always in demand. We should thank Bill for supplying his valuable service to the community.
Posted by: NTTAWWT at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (YwPJG)
Not clear (at least to me) when and where this occurred; that is, assuming for the moment it's true. There was some speculation that she was at the U.S. Consulate in Frankfurt the night of the raid by U.S. Special Forces. Can anyone else fill in some of the blanks?
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Haspel was found with a baby grand piano on her crushed head in a single wide mobile home subdivision outside of DC. Speculation is that it was a meth deal gone bad.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (HhXSr)
Or My Father!!!! Meggie Mac My Father! McCain Domenech, mother of Liberty Sage My Father! McCain Domenech.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (xyXKx)
Maybe there is a war between the Army and CIA going on
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (mjO4F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (kTi97)
We DID that one already.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)
LOL. Well, it would be sort of funny-in a dark kind of way-to just throw out random names of various DC insiders, the places they were found dead, and what they died of,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM (WkPC9)
I agree, but see Ace's comment, slightly above. Apparently he doesn't think so.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (hku12)
i'm gonna need you to get *all the way off my back* about how you conceal the death of the head of the CIA
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (NKwB8)
Fake news.
AP: In a startling display of cavalier guerrilla tactics, CIA chief Gina Haspel was abducted by bath-salt-inebriated gorillas on horseback. Ms. Haspel's experienced personal security detail was swiftly overcome, and Haspel was seized by the gorillas. Her face was quickly and methodically eaten, and the rest of her body was chimped. There were witnesses. Police do not have any suspects in custody.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)
If its on the interwebz, it's gotta be true, right?
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (EgshT)
That's pretty much the Democrats' argument for Biden's coronation.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (kOpft)
Did you know that you small towners and rural folk just aren't that special? Big City folk and Silicon Valley, they have feelings too, you know. *eyes roll so big they roll up and stick to ceiling*
Radio guy is great, usually. Due to the past few weeks, the unearned smugness from his guest just felt like salt in the wound today.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (xK9An)
Do we at least get a hot redhead in a slinky dress?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (/Dgcm)
Everyone thought it was great, until her sister from the west showed up and started demanding to know who done it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (hku12)
I mean, COME ON ALREADY.
is all that is necessary for a "secret scoop" to be believed is for some anonymous jag to start spreading it as a rumor in blog comments sections?
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (hku12)
O.K. In that case I won't do it then.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (WEBkv)
i'm gonna need you to get *all the way off my back* about how you conceal the death of the head of the CIA
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (nuqdl)
She's a political appointee, not like anyone cares about her at the CIA. Just joking around, but it's not like there'd be any reason to cover up her death.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
How many threads do I have to read this same garbage-dump bullshit in?
Posted by: ace
Uh-oh.
"the Vespa is overheating......I REPEAT ! The Vespa is overheating !"
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (xyXKx)
****
Was her hair perfect?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (E8JQx)
LOL. Well, it would be sort of funny-in a dark kind of way-to just throw out random names of various DC insiders, the places they were found dead, and what they died of,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM
I agree, but see Ace's comment, slightly above. Apparently he doesn't think so.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM
besides, how many times can you type "auto-erotic asphyxiation" before you get bored with it?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (pGWvi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
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I think we're generally assuming someone (chans, looking at you) started a twitter rumor and it took flight.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL)
Shit m
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:20 PM (lgiXo)
Point him to the Cannibal Bob chapter in TDG?
/i'll self denounce
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (y7DUB)
************
I have never watched Chris Wallace's show from start to finish.
Can't stand his condescending smugness. I don't even know how long he's been on FNC because I avoid his show and anything he's on.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (NpAcC)
That's what they want you to think. She really died from ooga booga.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (HhXSr)
That didn't sound much like "natural causes."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (WkPC9)
Fometimes I think life duck's
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (ZSK0i)
I only HOPE Trump has some more Aces to play .. or at least that the White Hats have some to play, even if Trump is ready to concede. But now would be a good time for more Kraken to appear.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (Cus5s)
What kind of lame ass would unironically represent himself that way?
Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (GlmxK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
Producer Guy: Is that going to be hard to do?
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (mjO4F)
Huh. Did he marinate them first? Nobody wants to eat dry, flavorless family.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (xK9An)
117 94 I just saw Gina Haspel, at Trader Vic's, drinking a pina coloda. So, nope.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:23 PM (xyXKx)
****
Was her hair perfect?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (E8JQx)
Yep. And Perfectly Tailored, too.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (EgshT)
"She's got a great personality".
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:08 PM (H96By)
She's not awful looking, so I get the impression this cowgirl is reversed, as in not bad looking, pig of a personality.
Posted by: BurtTC
Like a female Arnold Ziffel !
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)
Producer Guy: Is that going to be hard to do?
Posted by: ..
...
what a set-up.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (nuqdl)
That didn't sound much like "natural causes."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (WkPC9)
You don't think gorillas are natural? The education system these days.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (GlmxK)
res ipsa loquitur
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (mjO4F)
Just checked around and don't see anything about Gina Haspel.
Stop making things up to make us look like conspiracy nuts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Avi at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (dHrq/)
https://bit.ly/3fRpkot
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (EgshT)
Yes, as of last May.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
You can't trust those calls from Elvis...
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
I can pretty much guarantee that is a negative. For you too. Statistically, I would say at any one time- no matter when- there are at least 100 drunk people on the AOSHQ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
Unpossible.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (s7OCY)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (sd8p
Get the net, woman. See #103.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:30 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM
I agree, but see Ace's comment, slightly above. Apparently he doesn't think so.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM
besides, how many times can you type "auto-erotic asphyxiation" before you get bored with it?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (pGWvi)
That's cold, man.
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (hku12)
That's his look while he watches Paolo go to work on the Mrs.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (ptqGC)
Is he local or someone you met during a mission?
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
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No, but there's a reasonable chance I've been the only sober one.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)
I LOL'd. Make sure to save that for when some DC swamp creature actually dies, not rumor dies. RIP.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2020 07:31 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
!
YOU ! of ALL people are saying this ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (xK9An)
Have you seen my gun thread comments about my shooting exploits. I will be prepared for Texas next year!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)
Maybe 1 of 3 GA Stooges
@BrianKempGA
@GeoffDuncanGA &
@GaSecofState
could tell GA voters truth about the 1062 registered voters who live at one of 56 UPS stores in GA.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Oh wait, that actually happened at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (kTi97)
Tombstone. No question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Njz03)
Maybe you should find a place to stay. Some place where they never change the sheets.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (WkPC9)
Have you ever been the only drunk person on AOSHQ?
That's one thing I don't think you'll ever have to worry about.
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
----------------
Does this mean the Xmas party is kaput?
Posted by: Rank n file spook at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Nckate at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (rEqap)
Dick Morris on Newsmax: "I feel like an idiot."
Lose the green mock turtleneck you've worn for two shows straight, nitwit.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Actually, that wouldn't be funny at all.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Which sounds an awful lot like the American version of "pining for the fjords."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (kszLT)
Maybe 1 of 3 GA Stooges
@BrianKempGA
@GeoffDuncanGA &
@GaSecofState
could tell GA voters truth about the 1062 registered voters who live at one of 56 UPS stores in GA.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (CZm2G)
***
Housing is expensive?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (E8JQx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (sd8p8)
Is he local or someone you met during a mission?
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot
The latter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (lgiXo)
wyatt earp! So underrated!
a big heartfelt historical epic. Not just a western action movie.
No offense meant to Tombstone. But Wyatt Earp is much ,much more ambitious.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (OTzUX)
Can't stand his condescending smugness. I don't even know how long he's been on FNC because I avoid his show and anything he's on.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (NpAcC)
Roger Ailes's three biggest mistakes were Wallace, hiring Juan Williams after NPR dumped him, and Shemp. Tony Snow used to host FNC and was outstanding.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (NpAcC)
https://bit.ly/3fRpkot
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
The 'magazine' only holds seven rounds so you should be safe if they go for the mag limits.
The bad news is - it is black. No way they are going to let slide.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (/Dgcm)
YOU ! of ALL people are saying this ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Sorry; It's my dark side, but the intent was to make it so outrageous that it couldn't possibly be believed. That, and I'm bored with shriekings of "Gina Haspel found dead of natural causes."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (WkPC9)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6jyhmup
That is a synopsis; there is a link at the bottom with more details, if you're interested.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yeah, it would raise the level of confidence here.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (CZm2G)
Well, in all fairness, if a guy's wife' schlong is bigger than his, that's pretty depressing.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (arJlL)
being sold out from under us by a rotten system and that smug arrogant
bastard Kristol has the nerve to lecture us about how the system
"works."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:26 PM (WEBkv)
It does work - for Bill Kristol. Bill's IN the Political Class. A small, bit player, to be sure - but that still beats the shit out of being one of the rubes. Imagine, Bill sits down at his keyboard - and can realistically expect to influence, in a small way, some of the higher up movers and shakers in the Political System. I'm pretty sure that thrills Bill right down to the tiny shank of his pecker.
Make fun of him all you want - but Bill's got more influence than you or me. What are we gonna' do - call a congressman ? Vote - so they can throw it out and tell us they won anyway ?
Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (PwmMm)
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:25 PM (Rbfr/)
I live amongst these people.
The mindset is this: the spent their entire lives while growing up in Bumblefuck, Iowa, dreaming of moving to NYC. Many of them watched Friends and Sex in the City or Seinfeld or whatever (depending on their generation) and always fantasized about leaving their small town where they were uncool to live somewhere that they thought was the coolest place on earth, and that just living there would make them cool.
And they think everyone else secretly had the same wish. And anyone who didn't make it there was either too stupid to get out of bumblefuck, or one of those loser high school jocks who used to make fun of them. And it drives these city denizens absolutely fucking nuts when they go back to their hometown and say "I live in Brooklyn" and the response is "oh, right on. Well, my husband and I just bought our first house and my career is progressing well, and..."
So anyways, its a mix of disdain for people in "fly over country" and secret loathing that they are happier then the people in cities are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (UPoLF)
Maybe you should find a place to stay. Some place where they never change the sheets.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (evxBY)
Lol. I just got home to my free state, from a visit to Colorado. My jibes about the ' Rona, and Joe were - unappreciated.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (EgshT)
Is he local or someone you met during a mission?
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot
The latter
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (lgiXo)
So in Africa then? I'd expected the supply chain issues to largely manifest in higher prices in the first world and food shortages in the third world.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Zm+LZ)
Like in RED, she has been turned, just in reverse. She now runs a borscht parlor in Yekaterinburg and weighs 400 pounds.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (xK9An)
Well, you just did it with Gina Haspel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (WkPC9)
-----------------
*opens box and sees a human heart*
"It's the pound of flesh owed the Merchant of Venice!"
"Only Edward would have the nerve to rewrite Shakespeare!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rank n file spook at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (nzKWW)
I hope she wasn't my secret Santa this year...
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (s7OCY)
Posted by: DJ at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:24 PM (nuqdl)
This sounds like a job for zombie Robert Ludlum!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
In this here very country, Woodrow Wilson had, for all intents and purposes, died in the last few months of his Presidency. His wife and her boyfriend basically pretended he was still fine, and continued to president for him, while he laid there like a vegetable.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (hku12)
It does not hold a candle to Tombstone.
Tombstone had Charlton Heston in it. Case closed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (Njz03)
He figured it out. What an amazing feet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM
ISWYDT
well played
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 07:37 PM (pGWvi)
wyatt earp! So underrated!
a big heartfelt historical epic. Not just a western action movie.
No offense meant to Tombstone. But Wyatt Earp is much ,much more ambitious.
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (nuqdl
I agree. I liked Tombstone, and think Val Kilmer was the best Holiday but Wyatt Earp was a bigger epic and wasn't just centered on the infamous gunfight and the retribution that followed.
Plus, Joanna Going was a far, far sexier Josie Marcus.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:37 PM (kTi97)
So in Africa then? I'd expected the supply chain issues to largely manifest in higher prices in the first world and food shortages in the third world.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Zm+LZ)
Probably the case.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:37 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 07:37 PM (GDnb5)
https://stoatnet.org/infall.png
yes, I resemble that remark !
*nyuk, nyuk, nyuk*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 07:37 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:21 PM
[Bill Kristol] found dead at the
[Lincoln Memorial] with a
[Very Large Hard Salami]
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (A1pmL)
------------------------------
"Ulsterman". I was open to it for about twenty minutes one day. Read like ten pages of his reports going backwards and realized he was pissing on my leg.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (uEbPt)
Luxury!
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
When some Russian dude wants to get rid of a woman, he buries her alive up to her neck, and leaves her for the animals to snack on.
Story popped up on my phone.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (ptqGC)
It does not hold a candle to Tombstone.
Tombstone had Charlton Heston in it. Case closed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (Njz03)
Heston was the guy working in a gas station waxing poetic about his old girlfriend.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
======
Mathematically umpossible
Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (4+gTH)
The first thing Dick Morris has ever been right about.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (sd8p8)
Just put the Feather Boa on already.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (A1pmL)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (kszLT)
And now she still looks better than Pelosi.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (uEbPt)
yes, I resemble that remark !
*nyuk, nyuk, nyuk*
I damn near choked to death over the FAL.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)
I hope there is a clip of her testimony. It needs to be played over and over again.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (uEbPt)
Maybe 1 of 3 GA Stooges
@BrianKempGA
@GeoffDuncanGA &
@GaSecofState
could tell GA voters truth about the 1062 registered voters who live at one of 56 UPS stores in GA.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (CZm2G)
I will have you know each of those apartments housed 12 voters each!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (WkPC9)
"Jesus?"
"'Sup Zod. How was Thanksgiving?"
"Not bad. You?"
"Not bad. How's kicks down there?"
"You know Fenelon, right?"
"....vaguely."
"She's a fan. Anyway, she says it's not cool that people are saying that the CIA director was found dead, but thinks it would be funny if DC insiders were noted for the way they died."
"Huh."
"I know, right?"
"Tell her I don't think that's cool. At all."
"She won't take it from me. I'm a heathen."
"Oh. No worries. I'll tell her."
"Good copy. Best to...everybody."
"Stay loose, Zod, my man."
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (xK9An)
Fuck that show.
Those assholes are all over the place, fucking up people's days filming that stupid shit.
Like we needed another stupid reason to attract assholes from California.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (A1pmL)
[bedroom closet, hanging naked] with
[his head in a plastic bag and his wee little dinger in his right hand]
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
Nope! Carry on, sir...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
======
Mathematically umpossible
Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (4+gTH)
We were all raptured that day. Hell of a trip. Somehow he didn't make the cut.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Pres loser and his crying cult at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (oeg/r)
percent" chance of ever being confirmed for any position in government.
__________
"Laughing our Collective Asses Off!" -- Senators Romney, Collins, and Murkowski (R -- China)
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:32 PM (CZm2G)
I will have you know each of those apartments housed 12 voters each!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)
Probably homeless people. You need an address to get an ID card, which you need for government assistance and whatnot (well, and to buy booze)
Who I guess still have the right to vote, but it's kind of complicated since they don't have a fixed address.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (T4RS9)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM (WkPC9)
I recounted an AP report that she had been abducted and eaten by gorillas. Nothing funny about that at all.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (naEeR)
Yes, that.
City or silicon valley folk in the Horde, I love you. My disdain is not for you. My disdain is for someone that didn't read "Country mouse and city mouse" as a kid, and learn that both are allowed to be happy where they are at, and it's ok. That country mouse is not a deplorable idiot and city mouse has it made, baby, just because of their chose zip code.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
Done for the day ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)
Yeah. I didn't have a lot of work to do, so I spent my time getting organized, purging stuff I didn't need to keep around, that kind of thing. I could do more, but I made good progress and am satisfied with that for now.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
Why the hell would you be an outcast? Here?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (Njz03)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Bartender turns to Elvis and says "we don't serve your kind."
Indignant and in unison, Gina and JFK retort "How dare you sir, what kind of a bar does not serve The King?"
Bartender replies "This is a bar for the dead, we don't serve the living."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
And mango ice cream. Of course.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (xyXKx)
Smells the same going in as it does coming out, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:43 PM (A1pmL)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (arJlL)
No Bill, you look like a HS actor doing an exaggerated portrayal of 'an intellectual'.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (Aashi)
Wasn't there even a Tom and Jerry with that plot?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 07:38 PM (nakwk)
-----------
Did you bring enough tire irons for the whole class?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
James Dixon, 29, is accused of stabbing the boyfriend of the host who invited him over for a Thanksgiving feast. Vincell Jackson, 52, took issue with Dixon eating leftovers with his bare hands at 3:15 a.m. Dixon, who had several alcoholic drinks, responded to the criticism by sucker-punching Jackson. Shortly thereafter, Jackson was found on the front porch. He had been stabbed nine times.
There were no direct witnesses once the fight went outside, where Jackson was stabbed. Dixon's attorney said his client acted in self-defense.
Posted by: First-degree murder is 20-60 years at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)
The Post Office Box is the ultimate expression of the Tiny House movement.
Suitable housing for an urn of ashes, but it'd still have to be the Large Parcel Box to crowd twelve of 'em in there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (QzJWU)
[John Brennen] found dead in the
[bedroom closet, hanging naked] with
[his head in a plastic bag and his wee little dinger in his right hand]
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (AiZBA)
_________
[James Comey] found dead in the
[Avenue of the Giants Redwood Foret] with
[Beaten to Death with a Tire Iron, Rolling Pin, and Curtain Rod]
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (kszLT)
Most excellent!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (nakwk)
I didn't say it was "not cool". I said that I was bored with it, because it's bogus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Rbfr/)
I'm personally not a huge city person. Despite outward appearances, I'm a bit of introvert, so being surrounded by hordes of people all day every day is a bit exhausting for me.
But, I do like being able to walk around and find a bar / whatever kind of food I want / whatever at any time very easily. It's fun -- walking home from work, see a bar you've never been to, popping in and grabbing a few drinks, talking to people (pre-covid, obviously)
Plus casual dating in cities is wayyyy better. But, harder to find someone to be in a serious relationship with.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (nxdel)
You must like daisies
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
In this here very country, Woodrow Wilson had, for all intents and purposes, died in the last few months of his Presidency. His wife and her boyfriend basically pretended he was still fine, and continued to president for him, while he laid there like a vegetable.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (hku12)
How many years did they keep RBG's corpse almost lifelike?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (/Dgcm)
Using a fork, knife, and napkin at 3:15 a.m. is barbaric.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (xK9An)
Done for the day ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (arJlL)
Yeah. I didn't have a lot of work to do, so I spent my time getting organized, purging stuff I didn't need to keep around, that kind of thing. I could do more, but I made good progress and am satisfied with that for now.
Posted by: Insomniac
Nice.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:46 PM (arJlL)
Oooh, name? I cannot listen to all of the testimony.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 07:46 PM (Rbfr/)
Rudy is tearing up Gov. Ducey of Arizona.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2020 07:46 PM (WekKK)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:46 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 07:47 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2020 07:47 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (xyXKx)
There were no direct witnesses once the fight went outside, where Jackson was stabbed. Dixon's attorney said his client acted in self-defense.
Posted by: First-degree murder is 20-60 years at November 30, 2020 07:44 PM (BBWrU)
So the guy who was eating food with his bare hands like some kind of Neanderthal stabbed the host's boyfriend, who was completely in the right to tell him to get his grubby fucking fingers out of the food?
If I were on the jury, I'd vote for the death penalty. Murder is bad enough, but eating someone else's food with your bare hands, then having the balls to be offended when you get called out? That man should never see the outside of a jail again.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (xyXKx)
It was Bipolar Brennan, in the server room, with a pandemic.
/opens cards
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
We all are. That's why we're in here!
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2020 07:47 PM (+ya+t)
*shakes head no*
*places hands randomly on invisible glass*
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (AiZBA)
When i actually do it, Zod, you can call on Jesus to correct me. Nobody here actually had to take my suggestion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (WkPC9)
You do that shit here and I am cutting your fuckin' thumbs off.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (A1pmL)
No really, I like watching with binoculars from the back yard.
Posted by: Bill at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (0FTCx)
We all are. That's why we're in here!
Posted by: dartist
Outcasts that is. Only some of us are drunk.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (sd8p8)
I'm old enough to remember when we could adjust the font size of our comments here.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (yQpMk)
In this here very country, Woodrow Wilson had, for all intents and purposes, died in the last few months of his Presidency. His wife and her boyfriend basically pretended he was still fine, and continued to president for him, while he laid there like a vegetable.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:36 PM (hku12)
How many years did they keep RBG's corpse almost lifelike?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (/Dgcm)
A reasonable question. Same with Mccane.
Yes, some people linger for a long time before they die, but the blackout on info, along with the "statements" being released in their names... or that weird green screened scene where RBG supposedly officiated a wedding, it was all too weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
Heh heh.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (NKwB8)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (xK9An)
Maybe becuase outgoing one term presidents aren't loved. That's why they're one term.
But Trump is loved. Big time.
Nothing about this election is square.
Posted by: pmurT at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (ojwvu)
That's what They would have you believe.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: tubal at
Must have been in the big city.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (QoPXA)
Also the reason straight women don't get lesbian-fat.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (A1pmL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kszLT)
Yeah, especially since it likely means that the governor benefited from the fraud machine in their most recent election as well.
Can't have anyone looking toooo closely at how the sausage is made.
I think that's really why we're seeing so much silence and/or pushback from the rest of our elected pols.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kszLT)
There's one who just got an Emmy for Best Brazen Fraud in a Prime Time Series.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:45 PM (sd8p
Two many words.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (CZm2G)
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Heck, it wasn't even two years or so ago that the representative from Baltimore went to hospice and rotted away without anyone outside of DC knowing, while he and his district was talked constantly in the national news for being a rat infested sh*thole.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (jehQe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
Nobody dies of natural causes in an Agatha Christie novel!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
It included testimony from cybersecurity, data scientists, and computer engineer experts proving online access overseas and mathematical anomalies; as well as certified poll watchers who witnessed a multitude of bizarre and suspect and malicious acts, including fraudulent signatures, overvoting, and mysterious ballots. Many of the poll watchers had technical backgrounds as well.
And today Ace of Spades gives oxygen to Biden's fantasy pick for OMB.
Us conservatives have to cease being obsessed with what the mainstream news says about Biden or really anything. This practice reminds me of Proverbs 26:11. As Giuliani said, We don't have to be suckered.
Posted by: Carly at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (AXTSd)
He said he'd take care of it this time. He sounded a little bit...irked. Like maybe you were on the list already.
Whatever, don't kill the messenger.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (/On2j)
Tombstone had more great one liners than any movie I can remember. Plus
Val Kilmer.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (nxdel)
Tombstone was pretty accurate for a riveting film. The biggest flaw I recall is the idea Wyatt stood by Doc until he died. That is historically inaccurate.
But almost all movies and most books on the subject that came before were riddled with inaccuracies. My Darling Clementine was beyond preposterous. They didn't even have the right people.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (ZbBR3)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kszLT)
--------------------
Probably because most of them are implicated in the scandal.
Hi, Ben.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Nyumu)
I tend to agree.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (UPoLF)
......
Eating mashed potatoes with your fingers aside, it's difficult to explain nine self-defense stabs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (rN0IE)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:46 PM (kszLT)
They're cute as hell. The big tabby kitten is close to ten lbs., and his tiny orange hellion brother is less than three lbs. and bullies him. But after play fighting, they snuggle up and sleep. They are constant entertainment and a pain in the ass.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Act accordingly...
'Sheriff, hurry up please.' Disabled Florida man battles intruder as cops wait down the street.
A neighborhood is questioning why Florida deputies would leave a terrified, disabled man to fend for himself for as long as they did.
https://t.co/GO1HHnN1ji?amp=1
FORT LAUDERDALE - He had just stepped from the shower and was settling in for the night when he caught a glimpse of a figure outside his window.
Seventy-year-old Bill Norkunas, a childhood polio survivor, headed over to the light and flicked it on hoping to scare away whoever was there. Instead, the light was a beacon drawing a young man to his front door, a door made of glass.
And then for the next 15 minutes, Norkunas stood there, barefoot and unclothed, with his crutches, on one side of the glass pane trying to steady a gun in his trembling hand while the stranger stood on the other side, pounding on the door, banging it with his hip or gnawing at the thick hurricane-grade glass with a garden paver.
Norkunas, who suffered minor injuries from the glass digging into his foot, has no idea why the man, later identified as 23-year-old Timothy Johnson of Fort Lauderdale, tried to break down his door on Nov. 7.
And as bewildering, and just as terrifying to him, is the knowledge that a squad of Broward sheriff's deputies responded to his Tamarac neighborhood, but none came close to his home to stop the man. Instead, they waited down the street until he walked over to them and surrendered, witnesses told the South Florida Sun Sentinel.
The result is a palpable sense of outrage toward the Sheriff's Office with many in the neighborhood questioning why deputies would leave a terrified, disabled man to fend for himself for as long as they did.
The Sheriff's Office refused to answer questions about the response...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: tubal at
Must have been in the big city.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (QoPXA)
Well, the big city, millenial, hipster douchebag crowd anyway. Nothing more humorless than a 40 year old millenial apparatchik woman, I discovered.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
No! Not the actress who played Millionarie Baby!
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 07:53 PM (vPzhp)
You do that shit here and I am cutting your fuckin' thumbs off.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:49 PM (A1pmL)
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Any wiggle room here? I mean, mashed potatoes yeah, but let's say it was a drumstick...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (UPoLF)
......
Eating mashed potatoes with your fingers aside, it's difficult to explain nine self-defense stabs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (rN0IE)
He was afraid for his life! Jury'll get you for sure if you don't dump the mag.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 07:53 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
+++++
Is there an antecedent to this comment or are you just trying to change the subject.
I'm okay either way, just need to know if I missed something earlier.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 07:53 PM (sd8p8)
You have clearly been bedding the wrong weight-class of lesbian.
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
Nobody dies of natural causes in an Agatha Christie novel!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (0QYMt)
There are some folks who you just don't want to know, and really don't want to be a relative of.
That Murder She Wrote broad? How the hell did she have any family LEFT?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:48 PM (JWCyv)
No! Not the actress who played Millionarie Baby!
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 07:53 PM (vPzhp
I thought she was in that crappy lesbian movie where they drive off a cliff together.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Ward at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
When I was a kid, my uncle had an over-under .410/22. I lusted after that gun. Like Ralphie, I dreamed I would be able to bag a bird on the wing and a rabbit without reloading.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (xyXKx)
Sorry we disappointed you so. We'll try to be better.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - See The Outrage Outlet for A Piece of Mind! at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (0QYMt)
no where. Scotus is going to punt and no one will take to the streets to
fight this.
Posted by: IC
I tend to agree.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Insurrection Act and hangings or We're All Communists Now.
There is no 3rd way.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (xK9An)
You're not his messenger, You're a bright, amusing Atheist who writes well who likes to poke people to get a reaction.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:55 PM (WkPC9)
Nah - they've done studies and shit.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:55 PM (A1pmL)
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They're planning on going home that night, citizen.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 07:55 PM (jehQe)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (A1pmL)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Gangster Ranchers,
Devolutionist Indians,
Obviously backward plotted writing,,
Etc.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (22mNy)
Silly me was actually looking at the facts and came to the conclusion that things are looking pretty good.
I could have wound up looking very silly.
Posted by: db at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (rN0IE)
Posted by: Ward at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (nzKWW)
What the f#ck you going to do about it, Ward?. How about June?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Oh that's right. Larry Earp.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: DR.WTF
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Savage 24?
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (jehQe)
I thought they were gavelled out of session? I am confused. I also don't understand the resolution which basically says "This is fishy, somebody ought to do something"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (dNzKv)
Tombstone had more great one liners than any movie I can remember. Plus
Val Kilmer.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (nxdel)
Tombstone was pretty accurate for a riveting film. The biggest flaw I recall is the idea Wyatt stood by Doc until he died. That is historically inaccurate.
But almost all movies and most books on the subject that came before were riddled with inaccuracies. My Darling Clementine was beyond preposterous. They didn't even have the right people.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:52 PM (ZbBR3)
Wait! Next you'll be telling me that Wyatt Earp did not go to Hollywood and with Tom Mix's help, shut down an evil Studio Mogul!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (kszLT)
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We are well, thank you.
And yourself?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (WEBkv)
that she is mort
pretty sure it's fake nooz though
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 30, 2020 07:42 PM (T4RS9)
***********
Linda Brickman is a really good witness.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (NpAcC)
Which reminds me, I'm already looking forward (not really) to ace's acid vitriol when Lindsey introduces his amnesty bill.
The real low drama will be when the GOP counts noses to see if it can filibuster. I doubt they can do it. Country had one chance (undeserved) to turn from the precipice, but seems to be "meh" about it all now.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (JWCyv)
1. A Brennen acolyte
and
2. Neck deep in foreign election interference with the exact same fucking machines used in the fraud.
Stupidity ain't just a river through Washington DC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
That's right. James Earp
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (kTi97)
said you only ever saw 2 or 3 double barrel .410s. Just to let you know
Mrs. E has had a Fox/Stevens custom shop .410 double for about 20 years.
Old guy at a gun show, it won't cheap believe me.
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)
When I was a kid, my uncle had an over-under .410/22. I lusted after
that gun. Like Ralphie, I dreamed I would be able to bag a bird on the
wing and a rabbit without reloading.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:54 PM (AiZBA)
that is what I carried on my first hunt. it was a cool gun. I didn't get anything.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (ZbBR3)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: Ward at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: The same guy who said "High school girls. I get older, they stay the same age." at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (KAi1n)
Wait until BillyBoy tries to get a War o' the Week and the rubes root for retaliatory nuclear strikes on his household. Hell, I might even vote again if some estrogen-drenched GOP cuck can work up the courage to savage and destroy some human swamp garbage like Neera Tanden.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (jehQe)
I don't remember but it was a cool gun to my eyes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Gordon Freeman at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (enYtZ)
leaving a great name of a band on the table here, lads.
>Leftover Salmon
I know. I know. But Leftover Drumbstick is way better than Leftover Salmon.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (vPzhp)
Schlichter has a very nice Patton-like rant out:
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2020/1
1/30/liberals-want-you-demoralized-so-dont-be-n2580773
(remove extra space)
It also has the added benefit of being true and is the proper response.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (dWwl8)
Lose the green mock turtleneck you've worn for two shows straight, nitwit.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh
It's a dickie and the only thing I have on
Posted by: Dick Morris at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (0FTCx)
I can't even contemplate the freak show of Biden's potential cabinet without getting ill.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (7o4Oo)
Well, in all fairness, if a guy's wife' schlong is bigger than his, that's pretty depressing.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2020 07:35 PM
Couple that with Valerie Jarrett being the real president, it was probably true, but he was convinced to tough it out. I know that if my entire life was a lie, I'd be pretty depressed.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tubal
My condolences. I am thankful my 30 something kids and 19 yo are normal. At least to the moron way of thinking.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: George Foreman at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (EgshT)
I think he just had twin brothers both named Virgil.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM
no, those were cousins
the brother was Herschel Earp
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (pGWvi)
Like anyone here reads the content?
Posted by: Relater of Reality at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (7o4Oo)
Steve Bannon is saying that Biden announcing Cindy McCain being named as the Ambassador to the Court of St. James is the payoff for her to use her influence in Arizona to get Douchy and the other spineless wonders to do nothing. He's calling it and the Vichy in PA and GA profiles in cowardice.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (rhzVl)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Oh that's right. Larry Earp.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (xyXKx)
I thought it was Shemp?
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (JWCyv)
*whiteknights*
Posted by: not erick in atlanta at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
That's right. James Earp
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (kTi97)
Warren too. so really, they left out two brothers. Neither were at the famous gunfight somewhat near the OK Corral though.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (ZbBR3)
Posted by: Gordon Freeman at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (enYtZ)
A nine-iron, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sam Sheppard at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Oh that's right. Larry Earp.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (xyXKx)
I thought it was Shemp?
Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (Izzlo)
Oliver.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (ZbBR3)
I don't remember but it was a cool gun to my eyes.
Posted by: DR.WTF
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They're the only ones I'm familiar with, although I think there were some fancy bespoke manufacturers that offered them, too. But these were attainable.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (jehQe)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (naEeR)
1. A Brennen acolyte
and
2. Neck deep in foreign election interference with the exact same fucking machines used in the fraud.
Stupidity ain't just a river through Washington DC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 30, 2020 07:58 PM (3H9h1)
There are a LOT of people in the government who shouldn't be there.
I think it's a combination of Trump
1) being naive and not realizing what he was dealing with. Which is hard to believe, but I can't really explain some of his decisions otherwise.
and
2) being surrounded by DC swamp people. He says "who is the best person for this job?" and his staff say "oh, this swamp dweller who is totally not a swamp dweller and who loves you!"
and
3) this is how things work in DC -- everyone is lobbying to get their people in valuable positions and I'm sure that that involves a lot of trading of favors. (you hire my guy, I'll support x legislation that you need to get passed)
I would have really liked more out of the box thinking on Trumps part, but... it is what it is.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Drew in Mo at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (cGlgB)
I say PDT should use that 2018 EO to seize Soros's assets...talk about interplanetary shadenboner.
I want Zuck and Dorsey and Kemp and Loeffler and all the Commie symps accounts frozen and forfeited.
"Gotta nuke somethin. "
- N. Muntz
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (JWCyv)
What are you talking about?
Warren's Carpet Shop was just across the street.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (A1pmL)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Gummo Earp.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (dWwl8)
I can't even contemplate the freak show of Biden's potential cabinet without getting ill.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (H8QX
What's funny is that Biden is bringing back long term DC insiders.
The exact reason they got Trump in the first place.
Second Verse, same as the first!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (ZbBR3)
That's correct. A young Jim Caviezel played Warren in Wyatt Earp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (Nyumu)
==
coz she has too much dirt on Trump's GOPer allies
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZbBR3)
Gummo Earp.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (dWwl
I thought it was Shemp Earp.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Nyumu)
Maybe they will keep it real with a one page ruling that there is no individual right to vote for President and the crackheads you elected to run your corrupt State can put up whatever Electors for whatever candidate that they want, so feel good that they let you feel relevant for as long as they have.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 08:03 PM (kszLT)
Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2020 08:04 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 08:04 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 08:04 PM (pGWvi)
Posted by: vizzy at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (R/9t3)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (qe5CM)
It appeared before them, made promises of unimaginable power. "Wouldst thou like to live Scienceliciously" etc. etc.
Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (mX3Ey)
They stripped Trump of all his major insiders so he could not use them in his cabinet.
Hell, look what they did to Flynn!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (JWCyv)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM
You have that many kids? Are you Flava Flav?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 08:06 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 08:06 PM (AiZBA)
Kosmo Earp
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2020 08:04 PM (pGWvi)
I shot a cowboy once in my Pajamas. What he was doing my pajamas? I'll never know.
Posted by: Groucho Earp at November 30, 2020 08:06 PM (d9rwJ)
Ducey refused to meet with Rudy Giulani.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (JWCyv)
See my #376. He's in the McCain camp according to Steve Bannon.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:06 PM (rhzVl)
Funniest part? Replace Trump with Biden in that last a tweet and we would agree.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (wHKGv)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (22mNy)
said you only ever saw 2 or 3 double barrel .410s. Just to let you know
Mrs. E has had a Fox/Stevens custom shop .410 double for about 20 years.
Old guy at a gun show, it won't cheap believe me.
Posted by: Eromero
Very nice.
My dad's cousin had one and I saw one in a gun shop. Both were Mossbergs.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (kszLT)
Hell, look what they did to Flynn!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 08:05 PM (d9rwJ)
Personally, I would have gone out of my way to try to hire people without ivy league educations, who aren't of the "DC peerage," and, in fact, who had never worked in DC, and who would be loyal to me and my agenda.
Why not find your next attorney general working in a prosecutors office in Idaho or whatever? Like where is it written that all of these jobs have to be filled with swamp creatures who went to Harvard and got a job in DC right out of school because their dad had a ton of money and influence?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 08:06 PM (xyXKx)
And the final shit-test will be the National Withdrawal of Ice Cream.
Posted by: Sam Sheppard at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (xK9An)
Between that and Obama giving the Queen a collection of his speeches, I think the Democrats are trying to start a war with Britain.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Zod at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (22mNy)
It ain't over by a long shot.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (22mNy)
Steve Bannon is saying that Biden announcing Cindy McCain being named as the Ambassador to the Court of St. James is the payoff for her to use her influence in Arizona to get Douchy and the other spineless wonders to do nothing. He's calling it and the Vichy in PA and GA profiles in cowardice.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (rhzVl)
Given her history, Ms. John will be banging some married, obscure noble and filching from the embassy's pharmaceutical stash within a week upon arriving in London. What a despicable whore.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Gordon Freeman at November 30, 2020 07:59 PM (enYtZ)
A nine-iron, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sam Sheppard at November 30, 2020 08:01 PM (xK9An)
Preach!
Posted by: Michael Skakle at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (s7OCY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (WkPC9)
As long as we keep playing by the "rules," we'll continue to get ass-fucked by these rotten people.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (/JT59)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Heh, I call them kids. Daughter and SiL, grandson.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (QoPXA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:00 PM (rhzVl)
***********
Based on what Linda Brickman just said about Ducey I believe this is true.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (NpAcC)
I think Kristol's more concerned with the pool boy's ability to rise more than his own. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (22mNy)
What city/state, might I ask?.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (xyXKx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (AiZBA)
I don't want to be a debbie downer here, but I think the chances of SCOTUS "overturning" an election are about the same as my chances of buying a winning lottery ticket on the way back from banging a super model.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (E8JQx)
The Democrats tried to steal this election and the GOPe are helping them to sell us out and seal the deal for them. And after this is over these c*cksuckers will turn to us and want us to support them again. Those 2 senate seats in GA are lost because those worthless shit GA Republicans refuse to fight for Trump now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (rhzVl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (UPoLF)
-------------------
Considering the Obama/Biden administration spied on Team Trump starting the summer of 2016 during the run up to the election, and continued spying on TT through the transition, I really feel like the guy was behind the 8-ball from the getgo.
He couldn't get people to work for him, hell he couldn't get performers to perform at the Inauguration for pete's sake! Andrea Boccelli (sp?) was threatened with violence if he sang.
And even the people he thought were good guys - swamp creature Sessions for instance - helped the enemy by taking up space and not fighting for Team Trump.
I'm taking this whole election stealing thing personally, the swamp stole millions of votes from me, and the future of my kids.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 08:09 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (22mNy
You should have farted next to them and asked if they could still smell it with their mask on. Then give them side eye when they said yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2020 08:10 PM (kTi97)
One of these people came to my house yesterday. I love her dearly, but I cannot stand to be around her anymore.
It also occurred to me that a bunch of folks in the DC metro area are contractors, and if we get out of Afghanistan, Iraq, East Africa, etc, they will be out of a job. They don't want that because they are making outrageous amounts of money for doing absolutely fuckall for American security. (Pardon my cursing, cause that sure isn't French.) She's one of those too.
Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2020 08:10 PM (+X9Vs)
married, obscure noble and filching from the embassy's pharmaceutical
stash within a week upon arriving in London. What a despicable whore.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 30, 2020 08:08 PM (puu6v)
A guy on the Bannon show brought up her drug addiction. They went after the bitch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 08:10 PM (rhzVl)
Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Asshoes
Oh. That kind. I was going to say, "me too!"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (22mNy)
Does bill kristol really not believe that I will smash his face if I ever get the chance? He ought to.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/JT59)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)
So true. It's a lie to blame the voters. It's simple.
"I am helping Trump fight back against the fraud."
But they won't. Because they're in on it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 08:11 PM (JWCyv)
Contact Tracing Update:
We now have approximately 3,000 contact tracers on the ground.
Nearly 70% of individuals refuse to cooperate with our contact tracers.
This is not a witch hunt. This is about protecting you, your loved ones, and your community.
Take the call.
Posted by: I'm from the Government and here to help! at November 30, 2020 08:12 PM (BBWrU)
I hope the legal strategy is working. It looks like they're getting screwed over by their experts, creating fake counties in the data.
"Mercer County" "Edison County" exist or not?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 30, 2020 08:12 PM (IISch)
Personally, I would have gone out of my way to try to hire people without ivy league educations, who aren't of the "DC peerage," and, in fact, who had never worked in DC, and who would be loyal to me and my agenda.
Why not find your next attorney general working in a prosecutors office in Idaho or whatever? Like where is it written that all of these jobs have to be filled with swamp creatures who went to Harvard and got a job in DC right out of school because their dad had a ton of money and influence?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:07 PM (UPoLF)"
This; oh so many, many times this.
*redacted*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 08:12 PM (/On2j)
So true. It's a lie to blame the voters. It's simple.
"I am helping Trump fight back against the fraud."
But they won't. Because they're in on it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
----> you'd have to believe that the same GA cheating wouldn't work again.
It seems cut and dried, someone lied about a pipe bursting. Arrest and sweat these people.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (IISch)
He gets all of the Leftist accolades and payola and none of the responsibility. Which is why he is steadfastly comfortable losing every election beyond his current sinecure in Leftopia. A heroic failure.
And yet idiots have to idiot in letting him play them for, well, idiots.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrive
This is exactly why Bernie retains as much "popularity" as he does - he's never had to make a decision about anyhting more than when to throw the towel in.
Posted by: No, 3's good for a firing squad at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (obXNw)
Contact Tracing Update:
>We now have approximately 3,000 contact tracers on the ground.
What are you paying these people while you rob everyone else of their right toearn a living?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (A1pmL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 08:02 PM (UPoLF)
Never got his people confirmed outside of Mnuchin Pompeo and Ross thanks to Cocaine Mitch and the boys
Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 08:14 PM (nxdel)
"No evidence" my ass.
There's more evidence here than there is that OJ did it.
Posted by: pmurT at November 30, 2020 08:14 PM (ojwvu)
Contact Tracing Update:
We now have approximately 3,000 contact tracers on the ground.
Nearly 70% of individuals refuse to cooperate with our contact tracers.
This is not a witch hunt. This is about protecting you, your loved ones, and your community.
Take the call.
---------------------
Lolgf
Posted by: Ward at November 30, 2020 08:14 PM (nzKWW)
---> I'd like a more active...er, public...3 weeks post election, doing maga rallies and ranting on and on about those 5 cities that screwed him over.
"pipes bursting" data dumps, my ass.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 30, 2020 08:15 PM (IISch)
not go to Hollywood and with Tom Mix's help, shut down an evil Studio
Mogul!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 07:57 PM (d9rwJ)
he did referee a big boxing match around those parts as I recall. Was that in the Wyatt Earp movie? It probably was, and it did happen. It didn't go well for him and he was blamed for blowing the thing I guess.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 08:15 PM (ZbBR3)
This is not a witch hunt. This is about protecting you, your loved ones, and your community.
Take the call.
Posted by: I'm from the Government and here to help! at November 30, 2020 08:12 PM (BBWrU)
------------
OR ELSE!
That's not at all threatening or anything.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 30, 2020 08:15 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 08:16 PM (cF8AT)
Take the call.
Posted by: I'm from the Government and here to help! at November 30, 2020 08:12 PM (BBWrU)
Yeah; Murphy has a big interest in protecting the "Community"./sarc 1/3 of N.J. Businesses are shuttered due to his lockdowns.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 08:16 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2020 08:17 PM (x8Wzq)
It seems cut and dried, someone lied about a pipe bursting. Arrest and sweat these people.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 30, 2020 08:13 PM (IISch) "
It would seem that not one single life form sucking on the taxpayer's wallet wants, or has the gumption, to do something that is simple, even remedial, Prosecutor 101; IOW they are all 100% in on the coup, and the steal.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 30, 2020 08:17 PM (/On2j)
Who I guess still have the right to vote, but it's kind of complicated since they don't have a fixed address.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (UPoLF)
In Georgia mail in votes must be a residential
Address by law.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 30, 2020 08:21 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)
Worse than that, those poor people are living in mailboxes.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 08:22 PM (946rW)
He's going broke on the DC per diem. He's a doctor. COVID is over. Time to go back to work.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 08:22 PM (JWCyv)
https://tinyurl.com/yxwmonlu
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 08:16 PM (cF8AT)
I do not know who that is. That would be a really cool name for a bodybuilder.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 08:24 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at November 30, 2020 08:25 PM (oqe1w)
---
The blame PDT reaction is a GOPe tactic. Don't fall for it.
Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 08:29 PM (9xBnq)
Winning the Power Ball three times in a row is possible. An absolute fact. Less likely, is that after Biden took the lead in Georgia, the next 57 vote dump counts had exactly the same ratio of Biden 50.05 to Trump 49.95 Of course it's possible. Just less likely than winning the Power Ball Lottery three times in a row.
Posted by: FlimFlammed at November 30, 2020 08:31 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 07:10 PM (cMXNt)
Old answer, not worth the powder.
Posted by: Agitator at November 30, 2020 08:37 PM (Z+X6x)
---
We surveil you every day electronically, but we enjoy playing old-school Stasi, in addition.
Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 08:37 PM (9xBnq)
Posted by: nip at November 30, 2020 08:48 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Dj3way at November 30, 2020 08:55 PM (y4Fdh)
Who I guess still have the right to vote, but it's kind of complicated since they don't have a fixed address.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 30, 2020 07:41 PM (UPoLF)
In Georgia mail in votes must be a residential
Address by law.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 30, 2020 08:21 PM (+2xjH)
One of the first, if not the first thing, I have done when moving is get a mailbox. Even lived in the automobile for weeks at a time.
So I guess I was 'homeless'.
Was also somewhat miffed that I could not register to vote using to drop box.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2020 08:58 PM (/Dgcm)
Then there was the guy who told the judge that he was, "standing on the corner, cleaning is knife, when the guy ran up and jumped on it 27 times.".
Posted by: 11B40 at November 30, 2020 09:17 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: james at November 30, 2020 09:27 PM (PvswE)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2020 09:56 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: MikeN at November 30, 2020 10:03 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: seebt at November 30, 2020 10:37 PM (hCqcJ)
Posted by: Oddnot, knowing PDT will prevail at November 30, 2020 10:50 PM (CRAXu)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 10:51 PM (uc+oy)
The Supreme Court has a clear path to reverse the theft of the 2020 election without disenfranchising a single vote.
Obviously there is a mountain of evidence for SCOTUS to rule that Constitutionally protected State election laws were methodically violated on an immense scale. But the following remedy is fully within its power:
The mail-in ballot counts of each law-breaking county are voided due to massive ballot spoilage caused by that county's grossly unconstitutional actions. SCOTUS further rules that any county which mixed its invalid mail-in ballots with its valid ballots chose to undertake unnecessary and easily avoidable actions which tainted and nullified that county's entire ballot count.
Note that this does _not_ void the millions of valid ballots legally cast elsewhere in the State. However, it does void that State's current certification of election results. But the State is also free to re-tabulate its vote total (excluding the illegal mail-in ballots) and then recertify its election results.
Unless there are State law provisions for recertification in the wake nullification: the State is not required to recertify. If the Governor and Secretary of State prefer to do nothing and effectively disenfranchise the millions of legal voters in its State, that is entire on them.
But by virtue of SCOTUS's remedy, the millions of valid votes which were cast in each of these contested States remain perfectly legal and eligible for State recertification. Moreover, none of these millions of legal votes are cancelled or diluted by the hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots which the law-breaking counties tried to dump into the State's vote totals. So rather than SCOTUS disenfranchising a single legal vote: it protects all the legal votes from being diluted by illegal ballots.
SCOTUS simply puts the responsibility of legally and Constitutionally recertifying that State's election results square back on the State itself.
If the Governor and Secretary of State fail to legally recertify, the legislature always has the Constitutional right to slate its State's electoral votes for the candidate of its choice. If the legislature chooses not to act: then under the Constitution, the State has opted to refrain from participating in the 2020 electoral college. - Which is the State's prerogative.
Posted by: cold civil war at December 01, 2020 02:48 AM (Z2PYk)
Summary:
SCOTUS provides remedy by nullifying illegal ballots and unconstitutional State certifications. It does not nullify any legal votes.
Then, each State which had its certification nullified has the option of recertifying its election results - but without including the illegal ballots.
Posted by: cold civil war at December 01, 2020 03:00 AM (Z2PYk)
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