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SEC Names Sarah Fuller "Co-Special Teams Player of the Week" For Her Amazing 26-Yard Kickoff

I am woman, hear me squib.

Watch the video: Half the kicking team is well, well offsides (that is, they have run past the ball before it is kicked). They're so far offsides because they know this kick will be awful, and the only way to stop a huge runback is to (illegally) get to the ball just as the receiving team does.

Note that despite 6 of 11 players being obviously offside for the kick, the refs don't blow the whistle. That's because they, too, know that this kick will be awful, and that this Participation Trophy Award Winner will need a lot of help from the Affirmative Action Referees to keep this from being an even bigger embarassment.

But she proved something, I guess.

She proved that women make really, really poor men. (And vice-versa, obviously.)

She does have a nice butt, though.


Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

2 She won just by showing up (tm)

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 02:25 PM (kOpft)

3 She can do anything a man can do...

Except see the play all the way to the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

4 How long before that video gets blocked?

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2020 02:26 PM (S5OQe)

5 Historic snizz squib

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2020 02:26 PM (HwiWi)

6 If she had a few months to practice, maybe she could have gotten 30 yards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (dNzKv)

7 So women are to be treated the same as the retarded equipment manager.

OK, if that's what they want.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (Wm5SB)

8 I love all the cheering dies down immediately after they see the result of her kick.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (4+gTH)

9 She also gave the halftime speech. Derek Mason deserved firing, and worse, for humiliating his team.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (m/Gc2)

10 I've seen better players in the Lingerie league.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (ifmtJ)

11 They didn't throw the flag because why would you want her to do that again from further back?

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (DzhEB)

12 At least she, like all young women, is fairly cute. There'll be someone on campus willing to throw a celebratory bone into her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (hYcqw)

13 9 She also gave the halftime speech. Derek Mason deserved firing, and worse, for humiliating his team.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (m/Gc2)

========

Aren't they 0-8 this year?

That probably has more to do with it than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

14 Laces out !

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (2eMOL)

15 "History Made." A qualitatively meaningless expression.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (H8QX8)

16 What happens when mean men tackle here and break something?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)

17 12 At least she, like all young women, is fairly cute. There'll be someone on campus willing to throw a celebratory bone into her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (hYcqw)

==========

"All young women? Why, hello there..."
-Trigglypuff

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

18 Has anyone made the "her name should be Halfer" joke?

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (mjO4F)

19 Let's see here do it in high heels.

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (+y8uL)

20 I don't see what this has to do with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (4a9Vv)

21 Do I get a trophy for completing my first workout in months? I did a bunch of bicep curls (regular, full reverse, half reverse), some military presses, upright rows, and single dumbbell presses. Mostly 8-12 pound dumbbells. C'mon, man, I'm a 50+, short Jewish dude! Gimme some accolades!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

22 I am inspired. What the fuck's wrong with you!

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (fLpTX)

23 I reiterate my argument that the cancelling of football will make this country better.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW)

24 I saw video of her in warm ups. She had the ball at the two and barely cleared the cross bar. 65 yarders my ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (kTF2Z)

25 That is NOT 70% of a kickoff.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (mjO4F)

26 She's a bit roomy in the hips.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KnJdm)

27 Her hazing was making sammiches.

And maybe a blowjob or three.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (kYaht)

28
ESPN
@espn
What an inspiration

Sarah Fuller becomes the first woman to play in a Power 5 college football game.

__________


Coincidentally, I refer to my wife's bulls as the Power 5 Conference.

Posted by: Derek Mason, former Vanderbilt football head coach at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (TPROn)

29 Chick has some serious junk in the trunk.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (e7/oJ)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Because ruining the NFL was not enough!
They have to ruin everything.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (bDqIh)

32 25
That is NOT 70% of a kickoff.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (mjO4F)

lol

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KnJdm)

33 Football

Tis a silly place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

34 Every once in a while that kick returner gets past 10 players, and the kicker has to be the last line of defense.

Lemme know if a woman is ever successful at slowing that man down.

Ackkkshuallly, I wouldn't and don't give a shit if a girl can do the job, but "historic first" just for the sake of it...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (z79tQ)

35 This was:
a. Stunning
b. Brave
c. Both a and b
d. Neither a nor b, which means you're a sexist pig.

Posted by: weew at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (EaEMG)

36 Wait....was it really windy that day?

She needed the ball held?

Even worse.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

37


So they're having women play on men's teams and guys pretending to be women are taking over women's sports. Take it away Rod Serling.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (FHq2j)

38 Laces out !
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (2eMOL)

Wasn't that the motto of the Lingerie Football League? Lace out!

Posted by: InCali at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (9AFWN)

39 "All young women? Why, hello there..."
-Trigglypuff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++
Yeah, I realized the error after posting. "Almost all young women ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (hYcqw)

40 Let her take a couple of tackles.

Then call me about history.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (ZfRYq)

41 That is NOT 70% of a kickoff.

Posted by: ...

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Comment of the week and its only Monday.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (sX1BW)

42 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

26 yards is an embarrassment and they could have found a chick that can kick it fifty yards or more.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (uc+oy)

43 Oy!

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (LPnfS)

44 Squibnuts!!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (ZSK0i)

45 We are talking Vandy here. A 26 yard kick off is well within normal for them.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (eMEkg)

46 604 While much of the football world has been mourning the passing of Diego Maradona, a female Spanish player refused to stand during a minute's silence, saying she would not do it for an 'abuser.' Paula Dapena, who plays for Viajes Interrias FF, ignored the moment's silence in remembrance of Maradona by sitting on the pitch with her back turned while the rest of her teammates stood.

As soon as I found out that there would be an act in his memory, I refused to observe the minute's silence for a rapist, pedophile and abuser, she said, adding that there were no minutes of silence in recognition of International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women.
Posted by: YOU GO GIRRL!! at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM

Posted by: Willowed post at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (BBWrU)

47 I could have dick punted that ball farther. Wtf are they serious with this shit?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (9Om/r)

48 I see she was running off the field while the ball was still bouncing....so brave!

Posted by: President Elect DitkaCA at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (kVjCi)

49 I refuse to believe she has a nice behind, unless and until I see her nekkid.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (hku12)

50 41-0

Sarah's teammates must just love her

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

51 Posted by: Derek Mason, former Vanderbilt football head coach at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (TPROn)

---------

You may have the best hash of all time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (kTF2Z)

52 This was:
a. Stunning
b. Brave
c. Both a and b
d. Neither a nor b, which means you're a sexist pig.
Posted by: weew at November 30, 2020 02:30 PM (EaEMG)
++++++++++++
e. d., but fuck your test

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (hYcqw)

53 27
Her hazing was making sammiches.



And maybe a blowjob or three.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (kYaht)

I am woman, hear me make sammich.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (KnJdm)

54 Vanderbilt is where Al Gore went to school. Tard School.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (e7/oJ)

55 Aren't they 0-8 this year?
---
Yeah. It's been an interesting year due to the all-SEC schedule. Before play started, lots of people expected Mizzou, Arkansas, and Vandy to be terrible. As it's turned out, only Vandy is really terrible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (sWM8x)

56 How much further would the special teams have to line up to NOT be offsides?

I know the kicker only kinda jogs up to the kick but I still bet she's slower.

Meaning maybe start three yards farther back or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (yL25O)

57 All the decent players died from the Rona. The bodies are piled high in the streets folks. Social distancing lockdowns and masks forever.
Dr Fauci

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (HwiWi)

58 Joe Scarborough's intern kicked more than that!

Posted by: The Corner of Joe Scarborough's Office Desk at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (Ndje9)

59 42 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

26 yards is an embarrassment and they could have found a chick that can kick it fifty yards or more.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (uc+oy)

=========

She is a soccer player.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

60 Flub

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (2eMOL)

61 Seemed to me she was running off the field before the whistle was even blown. They didn't want her anywhere near the ball carrier.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (4+gTH)

62 Speaking as a penis haver, in all fairness, I probably could kick a ball 26 yards... mostly because I'd trip on my giant dong.

Posted by: Nonapod at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (K4vtd)

63 I am a complete accelerationist when it comes to wrecking Div I college and pro sports. More of this shit, please. Even the rubes are going to notice the precipitous drop in quality soon.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (L106N)

64 She IS soccer player

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (HwiWi)

65 Butt is kinda jiggly. Still would bang, but wouldn't let her kick... I don't know, the habit?

Dammit I had something for this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (/M74m)

66 Of course it has to be a white women. White women are never going to let a black woman beat them to the punch kick, proving once again that the victim olympics are mostly about white women staying on top.
Read the comments to that tweet. People aren't having it, but someone has hired a large squadron of comment snipes to come in and run interference.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (S5OQe)

67 Paging another Mc aviator candidate... They lose dogfights, but the important part is they know when to deploy chaff.

Posted by: GOPweee AZ at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (1zYVT)

68

It looked like a squib kick but the way she approached the ball I wonder if she was trying to really kick it. I mean if they lost 41-0 why in the hell would you squib kick?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (FHq2j)

69 42 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

Vanderbilt lost 41-0. Ergo, their punter was used a lot. Why didn't he do the kickoff?

Posted by: Or is this too close to math? at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (BBWrU)

70 Dude in the video is wearing an My Beloved Crimson Tide cap. And as we all know, any fan of My Beloved Crimson Tide is incapable of telling an untruth.

ROLL TIDE!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (HaL55)

71 Coaches: "There's no 'I' in team!"

Sarah Fuller: ". . .but there's3 in 'Historic First' - get a load of ME, bitchezzz!"

MSM: *swoons*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

72 Are we sure that's a woman? I mean the voice says XX but the face says XY.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (qlFIA)

73 It's as bad as an article they ran about some girl out West complaining how there aren't enough opportunities for girls to play football and boys are mean. The article was talking about how great a player she is. The video they showed was from when she looked to be 9 or 10. Nothing from after puberty kicking into gear.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (J70i0)

74 >>> She's a bit roomy in the hips.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KnJdm)

======

I think my dad referred to those as "breedin' hips".

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (4+gTH)

75 16 What happens when mean men tackle here and break something?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (bDqIh)

Arrested for assault.

Which is why they made sure she didn't have to be part of covering the return, which is part of a real kickers job.

Posted by: Bete at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Ojki1)

76 did she make physical contact with anyone on the field at any time?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (iTXRQ)

77 I know its Vandy, but is it possible they purposely didn't score just so she couldn't attempt an extra point and miss. Rather she got to blame her lack of an extra point attempt on the ineptitude of the opposite gender (one of them anyway).

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

78 @Denny Crane, she is a soccer player. She lectured the football team at halftime about how the women's soccer team is so positive and the football team is too negative.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (yYkUS)

79
Let's see here do it in high heels.
Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 02:28 PM (+y8uL)

_________

And backwards

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (mht8P)

80 66 Of course it has to be a white women. White women are never going to let a black woman beat them to the punch kick, proving once again that the victim olympics are mostly about white women staying on top.
Read the comments to that tweet. People aren't having it, but someone has hired a large squadron of comment snipes to come in and run interference.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (S5OQe)

==========

Well off white women are the most persecuted members of society. That's why they're at all the protests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

81 Is anyone else getting a slightly dykey vibe off of Sarah Fuller?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

82 Garo Yepremian looked smaller and could kick 5 times farther. History made!

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (H8QX8)

83 8
I love all the cheering dies down immediately after they see the result of her kick.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:27 PM (4+gTH)

And then the ritual self-denouncing.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (KnJdm)

84 Know what I'm not laughing at anymore?

Seeing 100% of Kim Jong Un's audience clap and cheer after every speech.

We're almost there.

Posted by: Ha at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (SAjX8)

85 I was banging a 5'11 BYU goalie in college after she transferred away. Strawberry blonde red hair, Mormon, DD boobs, built like Wonder Woman with the freaky hyper sex drive to boot.
I regret nothing having hours of daytime sex before or after she went to the gym. Her boyfriend was a cuck and paid for everything. Sometimes there is such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (vPzhp)

86 81
Is anyone else getting a slightly dykey vibe off of Sarah Fuller?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

Her girlfriend?

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (KnJdm)

87 69 42 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

Vanderbilt lost 41-0. Ergo, their punter was used a lot. Why didn't he do the kickoff?
Posted by: Or is this too close to math? at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (BBWrU)

===========

"Listen, I was trying to save my job, and we were going to lose anyway. If I made it about women, I had a chance."
-Black man who got fired as head coach

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

88 Have the punter kick.

I thought Vandy was like Hee-Haw Harvard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (kYaht)

89 Of course it has to be a white women. White women are never going to let
a black woman beat them to the punch kick, proving once again that the
victim olympics are mostly about white women staying on top.
***

Queue the story about some liberal local government asking for comments on RAYCISS and SHREKISM and then complaining only white women responded.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (qlFIA)

90 Play Like a Girl LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (HwiWi)

91 New Rule:

men kick off from their own 35 yard line.

women will kick off from the opponent's 35 yard line.

You may fight amongst yourselves regarding the definition of men and women...

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (yL25O)

92 What a day. What a day in college football.

Good thing she did not end up having to make an open field tackle on a dude running 24 MPH.

I used to kid around about having an NFL contract as a kicker making minimum with a stipulation that I run off the field immediately after kicking.

What a day if she got pancaked and hauled off in the. amber lamps.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (uc+oy)

93 "Dude in the video is wearing an My Beloved Crimson Tide cap. And as we all know, any fan of My Beloved Crimson Tide is incapable of telling an untruth.

ROLL TIDE!"

Say it with pride, my friend.

Posted by: harvey updyke at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (m/Gc2)

94 Well that kick was pathetic. Why do some women insist on being poor substitute men?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (946rW)

95 "Men Act, Women Are."

Posted by: TVtropes.org at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (P1f+c)

96

CVNT PVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

97 >>> I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

26 yards is an embarrassment and they could have found a chick that can kick it fifty yards or more.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (uc+oy

=======

I thought the same. Got thinking that maybe the Men's season at Vandy was still going. Women's season finished when they were beat out of playoffs earlier this month.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (4+gTH)

98 The back of her helmet says "PLAY LIKE A GIRL".

Well, mission accomplished then. She totally kicked that ball like a girl.

Posted by: AF at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (S8ePJ)

99
It's a man, baby!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (FHq2j)

100 88 I think all the kickers had theRona or at least positive tests...

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (HwiWi)

101 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for
this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed
up footballs and really crush it.
Posted by: Or is this too close to math? at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (BBWrU)

She is the goalie for the women's soccer team. As someone pointed out on Twitter, the men's team got axed for Title IX reasons.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (J70i0)

102 >>she is a soccer player. She lectured the football team at halftime about how the women's soccer team is so positive and the football team is too negative.



OMG, how utterly obnoxious.
I see her team allowing her to get tackled in the near future.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (bDqIh)

103 93 "Dude in the video is wearing an My Beloved Crimson Tide cap. And as we all know, any fan of My Beloved Crimson Tide is incapable of telling an untruth.

ROLL TIDE!"

Say it with pride, my friend.
Posted by: harvey updyke at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (m/Gc2)


Roll in the hay with TITTY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

104 We are allowed to have nothing. No programs. No sports. No constitution. No culture. No art. Nothing. We must be forced to concede that we have been doing it all wrong since Charlemagne.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (JRaU+)

105 She'll be replaced by a tranny next year and if you say anything against that you'll be harassed into submission, or arrested.

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (a74KK)

106 41-0

Sarah's teammates must just love her
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (DJFLF)


It was 21 - zip in the first half. Then she kicked off to start the second half. Vandy "only" gave up 20 points in the second half, while again scoring zilch.

So yeah, they improved with her as the kicker.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:36 PM (hku12)

107 Im a cripple. I can't run i could not kick a ball more than a few feet. Put me in coach we could make history!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (0OmEj)

108 51 Posted by: Derek Mason, former Vanderbilt football head coach at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (TPROn)

---------

You may have the best hash of all time.
Posted

_________


LOL, yeah, I wish that was a keeper -- on the road traveling with my phone, so get various IP addresses throughout the day.

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (TPROn)

109 Smart. Military. Blog.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (ukNFU)

110 Spam filter doesn't like me today.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (YrhWm)

111 They would've gotten the ball at the 35 yard line anyway because had that guy not cut it off at the 35, it would've gone out of bounds, which is a penalty and gives the receiving team the ball at the 35.

He did her a favor and saved her the embarrassment by stopping it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

112 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (7bcfy)

113 97. Or, Vanderbilt simply wanted a female to play.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (JRaU+)

114 This all looks...familiar.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (qlFIA)

115 56
How much further would the special teams have to line up to NOT be offsides?



I know the kicker only kinda jogs up to the kick but I still bet she's slower.



Meaning maybe start three yards farther back or something.



Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 02:32 PM (yL25O)

They should let her kickoff from the ladies tee.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (KnJdm)

116 Vanderbilt does not have a men's soccer team* which was eliminated due to Title IX which was created because women needed equal number of sports to play which would be exploited years later to now allow women to take spots on men's teams.

* there is undoubtedly club soccer players there who could kick further and also the punter and also just about everyone on the football team

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

117 Not a great squib kick. Yes there is a way to do them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (XOGBq)

118 Umm, what's a Power 5 team? I'd never heard of that phrase before last Saturday. I know that neither Vandy nor Mizzou is anywhere close to being any type of "power" team since neither team is ranked. That buzzwurd must've come from the Journo-list dispatch that morning since every PROGDA outlet used it in every sentence since then when "reporting" about that "historic" "kick."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (HaL55)

119

F-Troop Vanderbilt >> Vanderbilt Football

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (s2VJv)

120 I thought Vandy was like Hee-Haw Harvard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (kYaht)


I've been told they actually charge MORE than Harvard.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

121 She's a bit roomy in the hips.


A bug to some, a feature to others. Put me down for feature...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (ZSK0i)

122 Then there's the racial take on anything, after Nate Robinson (former NBA-er) was KO'd by YouTuber Jake Paul.

Instagram: floydmayweather
Nate, I'm proud of you and I will always stand behind all my brothers. I will never kick my brother when he's down. It's ok for people to voice their opinions on social media, but no black athletes or black entertainers, especially black NBA players should make a mockery out of you. We are supposed to all stand with each other through the good, bad and ugly. I'm here to uplift you and let you know we all love you and congratulate you for just making an effort.

SIDENOTE: The times I've had issues with another brother is when they came at me first. I was just defending myself.

Posted by: Congratulate you for just making an effort at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (BBWrU)

123 Okay conspiracy theorists:
one of the more mysterious twitter accounts referenced the movie "The sum of all fears" and said this:

Why hasn't a war started?

Why is the bioweaon not potent?


Why does Q reference the ending?

Why did POTUS play Nessum Dorma at WH?

Who's our 'Cabot" and their "Grushkov? Who are caught?

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (AwPyG)

124 >>> Have the punter kick.

I thought Vandy was like Hee-Haw Harvard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (kYaht)

======

That's right. Isn't that what is usually done?

There were so many reasons why this was just a big show by Mason. He knew he wasn't going to make it to the end of the season.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (4+gTH)

125 Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (vPzhp)

TMI and doesn't say good things about either of you.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (J70i0)

126 Watching once-respected institutions burn down every shred of social capital that they have is so much fun.

It's going to suck once it's all gone, and people start going elsewhere.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (jOcSX)

127 Sarah was a pimp. She could've never outkicked Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (kTF2Z)

128 112 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
-----------------
60-70 yards. But the real metric is hang time and dropping ii inside the 5 yard line.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (e7/oJ)

129 112 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (7bcfy)



Look up George Blanda, Tom Dempsey, Jan Stennerude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (s2VJv)

130 let's not let the topic drift on to the massive election fraud that threatens to destroy the Republic and make us all slaves

it's boring and Rudy's hair dye or something

Posted by: Shoey at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (hmNVd)

131 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (HaL55)

Member of ACC, SEC, Big Ten, Big 12, and Pac 12. These conferences have automatic bids to the largest bowl games.

Posted by: Boone at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (Scn9U)

132 It's stupid. But I hope to see lots more of it. Whatever it takes to ruin sports entirely, I say bring it on.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (H5knJ)

133 Some future statistical outlier just got robbed of actually being a worthy historic first so a bunch of woke pretenders could hand out a participation trophy and have a virtue signal wankfest.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (YrhWm)

134 Gives a whole new meaning to "special" teams.

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (TPROn)

135 >>> Vanderbilt does not have a men's soccer team* which was eliminated due to Title IX which was created because women needed equal number of sports to play which would be exploited years later to now allow women to take spots on men's teams.

* there is undoubtedly club soccer players there who could kick further and also the punter and also just about everyone on the football team
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

========

Thanks. I was obviously too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (4+gTH)

136 hahahahaha, they are hell bent on ruining football.

It's not inspiring at all. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (FMoYW)

137 Every once in a while that kick returner gets past 10 players, and the kicker has to be the last line of defense.

Lemme know if a woman is ever successful at slowing that man down.


I once played on a team that had a little 130 lb. guy as place kicker. He kicked off one time, and the receiver got past the most of the team and was running up the sideline in front of our bench, with only the kicker left with a shot at him.

The kicker ran over, stuck his finger in the earhole of the receiver's helmet, and lifted himself off the ground. The receiver staggered for a few more yards before finally falling over.

The kicker trotted back toward bench, very pleased with himself. As he ran past, the coach - looking straight out onto the field - said, "Way to punish him, Randy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

138 To be fair, the rest of the team plays like girls too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (kTF2Z)

139 Dear leftist idiots,

I just bought a Springfield M1A, the civilian version of the US military's M14, and a shitload of ammo. It's semiauto 7.62 NATO power encased old school in steel and wood, and it's a beautiful thing baby.

Your policies of encouraging your idiot goon squads to loot and burn while demonizing the cops, and your gibbering, incoherent gun laws (especially in NY), has turned me and millions like me -- people who formerly had no interest in firearms whatsoever, into gun enthusiasts and staunch 2nd Amendment supporters.

As usual, your brain-dead power tantrum "policies" have resulted in the exact opposite of your goals.

Congratulations, assholes. Go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (GlmxK)

140

The Election Wizard

A provisional ballot clerk in Arizona now speaking. Says the state directed her to allow people to vote who were not registered to vote in AZ and had just moved to the state.

Witness says most of the non-registered voters claimed to live in two apartment complexes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (sfhL4)

141 "Listen, I was trying to save my job, and we were going to lose anyway. If I made it about women, I had a chance."

-Black man who got fired as head coach


Ace, this is of note as well: Vandy Coach Derek Mason was fired by Athletic Director Candace Storey Lee the next day.

Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (OMsf+)

142 Has anyone mentioned that the Vandy coach got fired after the game?

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (AwPyG)

143
It's stupid. But I hope to see lots more of it. Whatever it takes to ruin sports entirely, I say bring it on.
----------

I have come around to this way of thinking.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (sX1BW)

144 Ive never understood why SJW's give white women a pass. behind every Adolf was an Eva

Posted by: Avi at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (dHrq/)

145 112 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (7bcfy)

...

Through the back of the end zone is not uncommon.

70 plus yards.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (yL25O)

146 (Willowed and waiting 100 comments)

596 583 if they get away with this there will NEVER be another legitimate election in this country
Posted by: Shoey at November 30, 2020 02:14 PM (hmNVd)


This is bullshit. But we can leave the discussion for January hoping that it's moot.

There is no reason why mail in as it was in 2020 need be this way in 2022 or 24. At all.

Ohio and Florida fixed their systems.

We have the power in the swing states but feckless representatives who will be looking for wins if they chicken out of being the heros they need be to do the needful in 2020.

We are now woke on the right and there are some potent ground game institutions like acorn but on the right who haven't been getting any doner love who are rising to prominence.

We have have stolen elections in the past. We will need to reform.

But hopefully all is moot as I said.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (fLpTX)

147 I thought the same. Got thinking that maybe the Men's season at Vandy was still going. Women's season finished when they were beat out of playoffs earlier this month.


Vandy doesn't HAVE a mens soccer team. they got rid of it.

like a lot of mens sports

to make room for pointless women's sports

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (j9HX3)

148 I am a complete accelerationist when it comes to wrecking Div I college and pro sports. More of this shit, please. Even the rubes are going to notice the precipitous drop in quality soon.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (L106N)


Yes.

I think it's well past time for college sportsball to get on board with quotas. Every squad MUST give scholarships to (even if you won't let them play) to X number of chicks, X number of transjenners, X number of cripples and olds and otherwise uncoordinated non-athletic type snowflakes.

Fair is fair.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

149 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 02:37 PM (7bcfy)


The squib kick is done for one reason. To waste time. The ball bounces, usually in a straight line for most of the run, down to around the 15 to 20 yard line of the receiving team. The coverage team has plenty of time to get down there and make the stop, especially if a stud return guy is back. He has much less chance of breaking one when it's squibbed his way.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

150 OK... they can steal an election... put the entire country on lockdown.... make everyone wear face diapers... but when you start messin' with college football... I draw the line.

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (CrU4U)

151 havelhavolim I like your posts

just wanted to say that

I think we're on the same page right now

so, I'm glad you're here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (j9HX3)

152 141 "Listen, I was trying to save my job, and we were going to lose anyway. If I made it about women, I had a chance."

-Black man who got fired as head coach

Ace, this is of note as well: Vandy Coach Derek Mason was fired by Athletic Director Candace Storey Lee the next day.
Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (OMsf+)

==========

And he's black.

Which makes his firing a hate crime on like 13 different intersectional levels.

Cancel Vandy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

153 Okay conspiracy theorists:
one of the more mysterious twitter accounts referenced the movie "The sum of all fears" and said this:

Why hasn't a war started?

Why is the bioweaon not potent?


Why does Q reference the ending?

Why did POTUS play Nessum Dorma at WH?

Who's our 'Cabot" and their "Grushkov? Who are caught?

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (AwPyG)



The hell are you on about?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (ZSK0i)

154 139 As usual, your brain-dead power tantrum "policies" have resulted in the exact opposite of your goals.

Congratulations, assholes. Go fuck yourselves.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (GlmxK)


Check out this from City Journal

https://www.city-journal.org/albany-democrats-set-to-push-state-further-leftward

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

155 144 Ive never understood why SJW's give white women a pass. behind every Adolf was an Eva
Posted by: Avi at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (dHrq/)

=========

Because white women make up a majority of SJWs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

156 Gad, this gal is aggravating.

The only real accomplishment, here, is getting people to believe something was actually accomplished.

As someone said on this blog said, this isn't gaslighting, this is someone walking across the room, turning down the lamp right in front of you, then lying to your face about turning down the lamp.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (WEBkv)

157 Hey guys in clown world who cares if the football clown is a boy, a girl or...something in between right?

Its all just a fucking joke.


Football is dead. I'd be upset but he republic being dead is bothering me more.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (qlFIA)

158 I think Mark Mosely still holds the record for consecutive regular season FGs made


unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (iTXRQ)

159 I had a bowel movement this morning. I think I should be praised to the heavens for giving birth.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (v16oJ)

160 I would love to see her chase down a run back or shed a block to make the tackle.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (IYHxL)

161 159 I had a bowel movement this morning. I think I should be praised to the heavens for giving birth.
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (v16oJ)

==========

Ah, so Bono has returned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

162 She should be paid as much as the boy players!!

-that lesbian soccer chick who does not understand soccer revenue sharing, and now does not understand college football

Posted by: motionview at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (pYQR/)

163 I just bought a Springfield M1A, the civilian version of the US military's M14, and a shitload of ammo. It's semiauto 7.62 NATO power encased old school in steel and wood, and it's a beautiful thing baby.

Congrats. I have a Springfield Scout Squad and I love it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UW2ZS)

164 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
Posted by: CaliGirl


On a kick off? From their thirty five out the other end zone.
Field goal? 60+ yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (W4LFA)

165 162 She should be paid as much as the boy players!!

-that lesbian soccer chick who does not understand soccer revenue sharing, and now does not understand college football
Posted by: motionview at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (pYQR/)

=========

Or her own contract.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

166 (Reuters) - Election authorities in Georgia have opened investigations into progressive groups trying to sign up new voters in advance of twin January elections that will determine control of the U.S. Senate, Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said on Monday.





Yeah, I'm sure Ratshit will do a real bang up job on that. He's only given the Dems everything they want prior to the election





Raffensperger, a Republican, said his office was examining registration efforts by America Votes, Vote Forward and the New Georgia Project. He said some groups had been encouraging people who lived outside Georgia to register to vote in the state.


"These third-party groups have a responsibility to not encourage illegal voting. If they do so, they will be held responsible," Raffensperger said.





Sure they will Ratshit. Just like you went after all of the illegal voting in the presidential election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (FHq2j)

167 Did the back of her helmet really say "Play Like a Girl?" Gawd, how embarrassing. What does your gender have to do with anything? Just play the damned sport to which you're involved in and leave that grrl power childish drivel out of it. If you're worth your salt, it doesn't matter what you are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

168 Umm, what's a Power 5 team?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (HaL55)

Any team that plays in one of the big conferences, Big 10, SEC, ACC, Big 12, PAC 12.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (J70i0)

169 Check out this from City Journal

https://www.city-journal.org/albany-democrats-set-to-push-state-further-leftward
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

Imagine their thinking. Why stop? Why not put the pedal to the metal? It's all working for them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (H8QX8)

170 The point of woke politics isn't to accomplish some goal were people of all live and work together with respect, we mostly had that before the emergence of the New New Left.


The point of woke politics is to empower the people using it. And most of the people using it are upper middle, or upper class white women.


So of course white women get a "pass". It is the whole point of what they are doing.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (qlFIA)

171 They should let her pick up the ball and run for a td....

Posted by: Ward at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (nzKWW)

172 They also had the first female position coach in one of the NFL games on the weekend - to replace a man who was with his baby having wife. I couldn't figure out who they meant at first - it was hard to tell this individual was female.

Posted by: Greg61 at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (FvHZ4)

173 It's good to see women's equality advance to the point of where a grown woman can do something my friends and I could do in 10th grade.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (jtakf)

174 Ive never understood why SJW's give white women a pass. behind every Adolf was an Eva
Posted by: Avi




dick

sucking

ability.



white girls do it better.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (4Jold)

175 Morton Andersen is like 60 years old now, and I'll guarantee you he can still reach the end zone with a kickoff.

Didn't Colorado have a chick kicker way back when who accused the coach of sexual harassment? I guess she never actually made it on the field.

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (3Zp/H)

176 >>> I would love to see her chase down a run back or shed a block to make the tackle.


She'd run to the sidelines first.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (/M74m)

177 Congratulations, assholes. Go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (GlmxK)

A heart-warming story to start off the week. Awesome!

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (KnJdm)

178 Co-Special Teams Player of the Week? Is that really a thing?Chick kickers and now this? Man, the SEC has really gone downhill.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (4uSHG)

179 How far do men kick the ball? I need something to measure just how bad this was.
-----------------
60-70 yards. But the real metric is hang time and dropping ii inside the 5 yard line.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:38 PM (e7/oJ)


I real quality kicker puts the ball just INSIDE the end zone, and with just low enough hang time to give the idiot kick returner (with massive ego) the idea that he can run this thing back further than the 20 yard line.

And then gets tackled on the 4.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)

180 Ah, so Bono has returned.

I'm not sure if this is an insult, or a cultural reference I don't understand. Possibly both.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (v16oJ)

181 > Why did POTUS play Nessum Dorma at WH?

I would have preferred Don Bartolo's first aria in Le nozze di Figaro.

Posted by: Revenge is a pleasure reserved for the intelligent at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (BBWrU)

182 I was watching and thinking dear God don't let her get annihilated during the blocking on the run back.

And then I saw she just trotted off the field and fuck that bitch in particular.

The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

183 Qweef.

Or has someone posted that aready?

Posted by: Clean Underwear When I wear It at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (ln5wD)

184 102 Lizzy

You reminded me of Paper Lion I think it was called. The story about some dick head sportswriter suiting up to play with the Detroit Lions during pre season after bad mouthing the team in print for some time. The O Line did just that.

Alan Alda played the guy in a movie about it.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (uc+oy)

185 I bet she only makes half a sandwich.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (mjO4F)

186 The best thing I have seen on all this is Stewart Mandel of The Athletic complaining that Vandy ruined this great feel good story by firing the coach the same day and stealing some of her thunder

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

187 Sara Fuller SEC special teams player of the week.

Meanwhile other SEC special teams players busted their asses through two-a-days in the summer heat, endless chalk meetings, and screaming coaches, had a career week maybe three punt tackles or key run backs, just to be upstaged by this circus act.

Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (E7vND)

188 ==========

And he's black.

Which makes his firing a hate crime on like 13 different intersectional levels.

Cancel Vandy!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (LvTSG)


I watched a few minutes of the Arizona / UCLA game, but turned it off after the lezbo in the booth with the former NFL big black guy spent 5 minutes telling me about how the Pac-12 or whatever they are now LEADS THE WORLD in employing black coaches or somesuch.

We can't do ANYTHING anymore without it being 'because of the color of skin.'

We're going backwards....rapidly.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

189 180 Ah, so Bono has returned.

I'm not sure if this is an insult, or a cultural reference I don't understand. Possibly both.
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (v16oJ)

========

South Park episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

190 Somehow....I'm not inspired.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (C+We0)

191 It reminds me a little of the fawning over The Queen's Gambit.
Chess has different "scorekeeper" organizations, but everyone more or less agrees that "Grand master" is the top of the heap. (Not "international grand master")

You have to win a certain number of tournaments to be a Grand master, according to the organization. since it's inception, less than 2% were women.
So they invented an "also ran" category, where there's a women-only tournament, and the winner gets to be a "grand master"
Which only detracts from the feat performed by the few women who earned it honestly
PS: Men are generally better at spacial reasoning.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)

192 Just like you went after all of the illegal voting in the presidential election.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (FHq2j)

All they had to say is that due to the obvious failure of mail-in voting, there would be none for the run off. In person voting only.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (J70i0)

193 Obscure references are just that.

Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (RuIsu)

194 >Fair is fair.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

Exactly. Why should sports get a special exemption for the rules that the rest of us plebs have to live under? Forcing them to live under the regime just might open up the eyes of a lot of normies regarding how entryism is destroying literally everything.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (L106N)

195 Not only did no one on the other team knock her into the cheap seats. No one on either team hit each other. Was this a two-hand touch game?

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)

196 Through the back of the end zone is not uncommon.

70 plus yards.
Posted by: TexasDan at Nov

Thank you. I do not understand football.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (7bcfy)

197 >>>white girls do it better.


As do Jewish girls, if my friend is accurate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (/M74m)

198 Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 30, 2020 02:42 PM (iTXRQ)

the football team doesn't hold that honor.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (ZbBR3)

199 CVNT PVNT.



Thread Winner!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (HaL55)

200 We're going backwards....rapidly.
___

Back...to the future!

Posted by: Yugoslavia at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (qlFIA)

201 What kills me about this is it is 2nd generation. Cheater Rick Neuheisal put a soccer player gal, daughter of a local TV doc (you know 2 minutes of "doctor Dave explains why you can alternate Ibuprofen and Tylenol for extra pain relief) who had been on her HS football team as a kicker on the CU roster. And this was Div 1 or whatever the hell and back in 2001 I think. Cheater left, new coach didn't just boot Katie Hnida off the team, then had to deal with "waah I'm being harrassed" and Hnida went to a smaller football program in NM and actually kicked an easy field goal or something.

It was stupid, media attention stunt when Rick did it and same thing with Vanderbilt but since its such stale news it shouldn't even rate media attention.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Aashi)

202 In Bristol, CT I'll bet they're engraving her ESPY award right this very minute.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (4uSHG)

203 Can you imagine how demoralizing getting a lecture from Karen during another butt-kicking in an 0-fer season would be? Kind of like 2020.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Ns/YZ)

204 And here I thought Danica Patrick was annoying...

Posted by: Azathoth at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (jtakf)

205 Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (fLpTX)

Havelhavolim, a sports question:

What is your formerly beloved basketball team, and why do you hate them now?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (5FCda)

206 Rich Karlis today would do a better job, old, drunk, and with a bare foot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (C+We0)

207 And he's black.



Which makes his firing a hate crime on like 13 different intersectional levels.



Cancel Vandy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:41


So's Vandy's female AD, so he's still lower on the victimology ladder.

Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (OMsf+)

208 anyone on the team can/could kick better than the token girl.... it is what it is.. another stab at progressing agendas.. but the SEC should be ashamed for the "player of the week"... SEC is pitiful

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (CrU4U)

209 She does have a nice butt, though.
==================
A young Kiefer Sutherland nice, Ace??
/historical hq reference

Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (UDapT)

210 Kicking 70 yard field goals is how Biden broke his foot. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (e7/oJ)

211

On a kick off? From their thirty five out the other end zone.
Field goal? 60+ yards.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (W4LFA)


To be fair, a field goal of that length in the college game is EXTREMELY rare.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

212 The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)


Chess.

Which, for some reason, has separate men's and women's divisions. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

213 Oh, Ace. This made me laugh. My thoughts exactly...and I'm a college football coach. I'm embarrassed for my sport and this social justice sideshow.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (CDncG)

214 @Denny Crane, she is a soccer player. She lectured the football team at halftime about how the women's soccer team is so positive and the football team is too negative.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
=======
O 4 Fcuk's Sake.

Now you are making that up, right?

Because Football itself doesn't involve enough ritual humiliation, they had to import more of it?

Posted by: Former Browns fan at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (+j3eV)

215 The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)


Maybe billiards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (kYaht)

216 I was not inspired or impressed.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

217 white girls do it better.


As do Jewish girls, if my friend is accurate.
Posted by: W




they are both good, it is the enthusiasm thing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (4Jold)

218 >The point of woke politics is to empower the people using it. And most of the people using it are upper middle, or upper class white women.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (qlFIA)

You're missing one other vital component: the ritual humiliation of class enemies.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (L106N)

219 I saw that kick in real time and what's absurd from the start is that as an NCAA Soccer Player that girl is capable of lofting that ball a LOT farther than the 26 yards she managed. IE: SHE CHOKED!!! And if you talked with her and got beyond all the "glass ceilings being shattered" crap I'm pretty sure she'd tell you SHE CHOKED!!!! and in practice she was getting it a LOT closer to the goal line.

Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (k+h+d)

220 The great thing about an obscure reference is you only need one person to get it.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (mjO4F)

221 Ive never understood why SJW's give white women a pass. behind every Adolf was an Eva
Posted by: Avi at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (dHrq/)


White women SJWs give white women a pass. And that's starting to falter. The whole point of SJWism is social positioning, and a lot of them see white women as an easy target.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (jOcSX)

222 All they had to say is that due to the obvious failure of mail-in
voting, there would be none for the run off. In person voting only.
___

BUT YOU MIGHT GET THE COVIDS!

Also, thank you for not bringing any weapons to the Joe Biden victory party and dance celebration!

Posted by: Some Georgian Bureaucrat at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (qlFIA)

223 Why did POTUS play Nessum Dorma at WH?



I would have preferred Don Bartolo's first aria in Le nozze di Figaro.



Posted by: Revenge is a pleasure reserved for the intelligent at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (BBWrU)

did he? I believe it is about being victorious.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (ZbBR3)

224 You reminded me of Paper Lion I think it was called. The story about some dick head sportswriter suiting up to play with the Detroit Lions during pre season after bad mouthing the team in print for some time.
---
George Plimpton

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)

225 CVNT PVNT.



Thread Winner!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (HaL55)


That's his 3rd rendition of that statement.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

226 white girls do it better.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (4Jold)

----------------------

Or at all, really - this is second hand info, but a buddy of mine from the Marines who was "dark green", as we would say", said that the white girls he had been with were much more willing in that regard than the black girls.

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (3Zp/H)

227 Most players dont consider kickers to be players any way.


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (PQ0Lj)

228 >>>Sara Fuller SEC special teams player of the week.


Alabama wept. As did Florida

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (/M74m)

229 did she make physical contact with anyone on the field at any time?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 30, 2020 02:34 PM (iTXRQ)

======
Shed didn't give anyone permission.

Posted by: The New Rules at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (O0ReF)

230 I am trying to think of a Conference where Vandy would be competitive. I can't think of one in Division 1.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (e7/oJ)

231
MEDICARE

Posted by: Medicare! at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (qKmqJ)

232 220 The great thing about an obscure reference is you only need one person to get it.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (mjO4F)

=========

"It's even better when no one gets it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

233 Maybe billiards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (kYaht)


I didn't think of that.

Also, and, yes, I'm doing this on purpose, cornhole.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)

234 white girls do it better.


As do Jewish girls, if my friend is accurate.
Posted by: W




they are both good, it is the enthusiasm thing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (4Jold)


Fat chicks swallow it like a hotdog, then, over and over and over.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

235 I wouldn't knock it, unless it gets to be some kind of regular thing (affirmative action blah blah).

She's like a welterweight fighter who challenges a heavyweight. Good on him for having the guts; but nobody expects him to win.

Posted by: jdgalt at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (3SFo/)

236 Happening on film in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/y55auwbr

They just moved what appears to be ballots out the back door at Brad's warehouse.

I am looking at a pallet of ballots twenty feet away from me and they look the exact same.

Props to .
@KatieKochman
for getting this please give her a follow.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (vPzhp)

237
Can you imagine how demoralizing getting a lecture from Karen during
another butt-kicking in an 0-fer season would be? Kind of like 2020.
___

A fair trade high heel in the face, forever.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (qlFIA)

238 Chess.

Which, for some reason, has separate men's and women's divisions. Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (YqDXo)


Judging by pictures on the chest... I mean chess thread, I'm guessing men would be a bit distracted playing against women.

Posted by: AF at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (S8ePJ)

239 Or at all, really - this is second hand info, but a buddy of mine from the Marines who was "dark green", as we would say", said that the white girls he had been with were much more willing in that regard than the black girls.
Posted by: r



it is a thing, nobody wants an unenthusiatic dick sucking

#walkaway

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (4Jold)

240 221 Ive never understood why SJW's give white women a pass. behind every Adolf was an Eva
Posted by: Avi at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (dHrq/)

White women SJWs give white women a pass. And that's starting to falter. The whole point of SJWism is social positioning, and a lot of them see white women as an easy target.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (jOcSX)

=========

If they lose white women, then they lose their conduit to the media exposure and HR departments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

241 227 Most players dont consider kickers to be players any way.
--------------------
A great kicker can carry a team. The old Skins were all about playing defense and kicking field goals. Got them to a Super Bowl too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (e7/oJ)

242 215 The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)


Maybe billiards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (kYaht)
-----------

Curling?

Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

243 Any team that plays in one of the big conferences, Big 10, SEC, ACC, Big 12, PAC 12.

Sooo, pretty much everybody then, eh? Everybody gets a Participation Trophy that says "Your the gratest!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (HaL55)

244 "It's Time..."

...to hand Tina the football up-the-gut.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (Ckg4U)

245 most impressive thing since the pregnant man's beard.

Posted by: x at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (0tE/i)

246 Fat chicks swallow it like a hotdog, then, over and over and over.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)


SPONGE!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (kYaht)

247 I've had sneezes that traveled further but you do you.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (mjO4F)

248 white girls do it better.


As do Jewish girls, if my friend is accurate.
Posted by: W




they are both good, it is the enthusiasm thing.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (4Jold)


Women are very good in straight line motor sports, on pavement.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I'm sure this twats halftime speech was reminiscent of Churchill's Never Surrender epic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (/M74m)

250 Tbf, Vandy is so bad she might have been the best player out there for them.

Posted by: can of spam at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (i7Gob)

251 Check out this from City Journal

https://www.city-journal.org/albany-democrats-set-to-push-state-further-leftward
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (s2VJv)

Yeah. Wonderful. I live in south Brooklyn, which I think with Staten Island, are the only holdout areas left.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (GlmxK)

252 Maybe she is known for choking on things.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (M+Lyo)

253 she better not show up in the "who dis" part the ACE pic guess show...
please don't....

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (CrU4U)

254 Women are very good in straight line motor sports, on pavement.




nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (4Jold)

255 I am Woman.

Watch me bore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (6FeV1)

256 That's his 3rd rendition of that statement.....

But it was all historic and shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (HaL55)

257 218 >The point of woke politics is to empower the people using it. And most of the people using it are upper middle, or upper class white women.

***
Actually not sure about that. The real purpose is to disempower "the other." The whole "empowerment" game is a fallacy, or a misdirection. Those so-called "empowered" are actually operating without genuinely empowering free will, and if they were to find that free will and exercise it, they would be swiftly "disempowered."

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (H8QX8)

258 Have the Bills drafted her yet ?

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (irzmA)

259 White women SJWs give white women a pass. And that's starting to falter. The whole point of SJWism is social positioning, and a lot of them see white women as an easy target.

The Woke-Industrial Complex is wealthy white women trying to steal the Stunning and Braveness of minorities for themselves. And the minorities have started to notice.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)

260
Curling?
Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (G0vdT)


No.

The men get PISSED at the women during the mixed doubles matches.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Fair is fair.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)

Exactly. Why should sports get a special exemption for the rules that the rest of us plebs have to live under? Forcing them to live under the regime just might open up the eyes of a lot of normies regarding how entryism is destroying literally everything.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2020 02:45 PM (L106N)


Same with "entertainment." I love it when these chuckleheads get themselves in trouble when they cast a non-gay or non-transjenner to play a role on stage or on screen that does not match their sex identity.

All these idiots freaking out when a white girl gets the part of Maria in West Side Story... then the poor girl having to grovel and apologize for having worked her ass off to get the part, only to have to slink away in shame.

Yes, more of this. And more dudes competing as girl wrasslers and track athletes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)

262 Has anyone told Ace that Staten Island is secceding from NYC?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)

263 You reminded me of Paper Lion I think it was called. The story about some dick head sportswriter suiting up to play with the Detroit Lions during pre season after bad mouthing the team in print for some time. The O Line did just that.

Alan Alda played the guy in a movie about it.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (uc+oy)


George Plimpton - asshole par excellence - played by Alan Alda, another asshole par excellence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

264 Have the Bills drafted her yet ?
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (irzmA)


The Cowboys need a pick me up.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

265 I've long said, the real "emperor's new clothes" would end with the townsfolk killing the little boy to shut him up to avoid the punishment of the state.

The mask is a lie but you can lose your job and be banned from social media for telling the truth.

Her kick was a lie. But you could lose your job and be banned from social media for telling the truth.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (aO8Gd)

266 Matt Bahr was one of the few kickers I can remember who really covered kicks. Made more than a few tackles. He used to tell reporters who called him a kicker "I'm not a kicker, I'm a football player".

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (3Zp/H)

267 I'm sure this twats halftime speech was reminiscent of Churchill's Never Surrender epic.

I don't doubt it was as memorable as an Obama speech.

Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (h5TKJ)

268 now that she's a veteran SEC football player, maybe Vandy will give her the head coaching job.

Posted by: x at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (0tE/i)

269 Tbf, Vandy is so bad she might have been the best player out there for them.

The back of her helmet said, "Play like a girl." That's the team motto.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (HaL55)

270 A great kicker can carry a team. The old Skins were all about playing defense and kicking field goals. Got them to a Super Bowl too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (e7/oJ)
------------------

Adam Vinatieri was probably the greatest clutch kicker I ever watched during the period of time I cared about the NFL.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (WEBkv)

271 Another stupid thing they did - the Oregon Oregon state rivalry match up is no longer called the Civil War..because it offended the new snowflake generation I guess. Fuckers.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

272 So now we know the reason why Rosie the Riveter wasn't flexing her leg.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (mjO4F)

273 I'm sure this twats halftime speech was reminiscent of Churchill's Never Surrender epic.
Posted by: W



guessing her halftime speech was something about how she was going to fuck everymotherfucking guy wearing a vanderbilt jersey if they scored anything in the second half.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (4Jold)

274 If you can't run with the big dogs, you'd better stay on the porch.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

275 Good we're past a hundred, pouring down rain all day and lost the rest of a pine tree that came down partially a couple years ago. Half fell behind my out building the other half over the roof leaning against he building.
Son of a bitch, and still pouring down

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (9sWOw)

276 The coach need to give her a pat on the butt.

You know, to feel like one of the guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

277 Raffensperger, a Republican, said his office was
examining registration efforts by America Votes, Vote Forward and the
New Georgia Project. He said some groups had been encouraging people who
lived outside Georgia to register to vote in the state.


"These
third-party groups have a responsibility to not encourage illegal
voting. If they do so, they will be held responsible," Raffensperger
said.





Sure they will Ratshit. Just like you went after all of the illegal voting in the presidential election.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (FHq2j)

This is the same guy that allowed the same sort of registration groups to operate unhindered in the state this past year and has not opened investigation one into actual fraud from Nov 3. This guy needs to be impeached.

I am also sure he is only breaking his silence because he is about to be in deep doo doo because of the voting machines in GA.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (946rW)

278 I like how this has already happened years ago, multiple times, but now it's a "Power 5" conference ( a term made up by the media) so it's a story again. Stunning and brave.

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (cG+eD)

279 I like the "Play Like A Girl" on her helmet as a you know....an ironic statement.
Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

280 The story about some dick head sportswriter suiting up to play with the Detroit Lions during pre season after bad mouthing the team in print for some time. The O Line did just that.

Alan Alda played the guy in a movie about it.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (uc+oy)

George Plimpton - asshole par excellence - played by Alan Alda, another asshole par excellence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:52 PM (YqDXo)


99% of the people in the sports writer world have NEVER boiled a mouthpiece in their lives.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

281 140

The Election Wizard

A provisional ballot clerk in Arizona now speaking. Says the state directed her to allow people to vote who were not registered to vote in AZ and had just moved to the state.

Witness says most of the non-registered voters claimed to live in two apartment complexes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (sfhL4)
+++++++++++

He just summed up in 50 words what that woman took 30 minutes to say.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (ZR7kf)

282 The Media seem to live in their own insane world. Why does anyone listen to them at all?

I guess it's easier than thinking for yourself.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (19g6/)

283 The whole "empowerment" game is a fallacy, or a misdirection.
***

Sorry, empower as in to give political power, not the woke meaning.


Literally, people using woke politics want the ability to dominate others.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (qlFIA)

284 Do the players still pat each other on the ass after a good play? If a player pats her on the ass for a good kick will the SJWs appreciate it?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (CZm2G)

285
I would love to see her chase down a run back or shed a block to make the tackle.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (IYHxL)


The other players would be told to fall down and pretend that she tackles them and then she would get another participation trophy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (FHq2j)

286 Is equestrian riding a sport?

Posted by: Princess Anne at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (BBWrU)

287 Congrats. I have a Springfield Scout Squad and I love it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UW2ZS)

Yeah those 18" barrels are the perfect size, and I originally wanted the composite stock, but I couldn't find one. So instead I found a standard model with the walnut stock... which I totally love too.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (GlmxK)

288 vmom - are you here?
This is the Dropbox link to the PA vote fraud analysis I referred to last week.
https://tinyurl.com/y3k5yxp2


Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (DJFLF)

289 I just got an ad for some outfit promoting "advancement in science." They ask me to "support diversity in sciences" so as to "support sciences."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)

290 I think Kathy Ireland kicked it farther in the movie, "Necessary Roughness."

Posted by: Ironwolf32 at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (7Pl/x)

291 She does have a nice butt, though.

She must be made of jell-o, cuz jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

292 271 Another stupid thing they did - the Oregon Oregon state rivalry match up is no longer called the Civil War..because it offended the new snowflake generation I guess. Fuckers.

and used to be a pretty good game... would always watch that one as the late edition in college...

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (CrU4U)

293 236 Happening on film in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/y55auwbr

They just moved what appears to be ballots out the back door at Brad's warehouse.

***
A perverse proposition: the more lurid and obvious the fraud becomes, the more certain it will be ignored by those ultimately deciding, and the more certain the election will stand.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (H8QX8)

294 271 Another stupid thing they did - the Oregon Oregon state rivalry match up is no longer called the Civil War..because it offended the new snowflake generation I guess. Fuckers.
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (a0IVu)

==========

Part of the fun of football, especially college football, was its implicit ties to war. It was like getting ready for war, just to watch the thing on TV. A lot of that was held up by the iconography and vocabulary of how to describe the action and players involved.

Stripping that away makes the whole affair tamer and more mundane. It's just another game that doesn't have that more martial and primal tie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

295 Ctrl-F for "cunt punt" returns zero results.


Come on people.

Be Better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (6FeV1)

296 268 now that she's a veteran SEC football player, maybe Vandy will give her the head coaching job.
Posted by: x at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (0tE/i)

Per the latest NFL diversity rules, she must be the first person interviewed for any open coaching position.

Posted by: motionview at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (pYQR/)

297 Also, *IF* I was to show up as a heterosexual 64yo male (not gay or transgender) and play in a Woman's Soccer League....do you think the media would be celebrating my "breaking glass ceilings" with my pitiful performance because of my age???? Is it not totally bigoted of them to reserve that celebration for Trans males playing as females or females playing in male leagues?

Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (k+h+d)

298 137
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

Damn. That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (uc+oy)

299 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (WEBkv)

The man gave a new meaning to ice in his veins.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (IYHxL)

300 It was such a great kick that right after making history she was never seen again.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (PQ0Lj)

301 Women's gymnastics favor a woman's lower center of gravity and flexibility. I don't hear lots of men yammering to compete in the balance beam.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (v16oJ)

302 Women are very good in straight line motor sports, on pavement.

You weren't referring to Shirley Muldowney, were you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (HaL55)

303 I love it when these chuckleheads get themselves in trouble when they cast a non-gay or non-transjenner to play a role on stage or on screen that does not match their sex identity.

All these idiots freaking out when a white girl gets the part of Maria in West Side Story... then the poor girl having to grovel and apologize for having worked her ass off to get the part, only to have to slink away in shame.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)

And it always only swings one way - "Hamilton" can have minority actors playing Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson, but when, say, there's a non-American Indian actor playing Sitting Bull or whatever, it's the second coming of the Trail of Tears.

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (3Zp/H)

304 Republicans allowed this to happen to oiur elections. Time to fight.

Posted by: Valiant at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (3MiF8)

305 She does have a nice butt, though.



She must be made of jell-o, cuz jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)


It looked more like 2 bags of cement mix.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (FHq2j)

306 289 I just got an ad for some outfit promoting "advancement in science." They ask me to "support diversity in sciences" so as to "support sciences."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)

Tell them that Zombie Emmy Noether says get bent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (6FeV1)

307 "The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)"

My Fourth Degree Black Belt offspring would beg to differ.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

308 "Come on people.


Be Better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko a"

Search for JJ's comments

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (+y8uL)

309 Tbf, Vandy is so bad she might have been the best player out there for them.
Posted by: can of spam at November 30, 2020 02:50 PM (i7Gob)


Right. They were losing 21-0 at halftime, then only gave up 20 points in the second half (while not scoring).

So they got better with her "in" the game.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (hku12)

310 The only sports I can think of where male or female doesn't matter are target shooting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)





Maybe billiards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (kYaht)

I not anti female by a long shot, but the empirical evidence doesn't show this as far as I know. If there is a sport where women regularly defeat men, heads up, I would like to hear about it. I don't think they win championships regularly at bowling, pool, darts, golf, or even Chess. I have my own view as to why that is so. The pool of men who compete in these sports is much deeper, hence, more competitive.

Many think LPGA Tour players are just as good as PGA Tour player except for the relative distance the ball is hit. Many think and LPGA Tour player is better in the short game, chipping, putting, etc. But it is simply not true. This is no criticism of women, it is just empirical reality. Again, I think much of this is there are way more men competing to reach the summit of these sports and activities. In the end, you are going to have more men who are truly the best at these games. I don't doubt there are some women truly, regularly defeat men, I just don't know about them. You can't even say that about poker. Has any woman ever won the World Series of Poker Main Event?
and just to be plain and clear, I much more enjoy women's figure skating and women's tennis. The matches are more fun to watch and it is not just about good looking women.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (ZbBR3)

311 they are trying to prepare U.S. for the first woman prezzie Kamala, who also never won anything but lost in a landslide ... and would be even more pathetic and offsides than this kicker. But you better cheer, with your mask on.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (Cus5s)

312 As I noted on Saturday, if you are determined to have a woman play a down of "Power5" Div 1 football, the simplest and safest thing would be to have her come in as WR, and step out of bounds at the snap.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

313 ...a lot of them see white women as an easy target.
=============
As does the Paolo.

Posted by: paolo at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (UDapT)

314 And it always only swings one way - "Hamilton" can have minority actors playing Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson, but when, say, there's a non-American Indian actor playing Sitting Bull or whatever, it's the second coming of the Trail of Tears.

- -

Side note:

My kids were looking at our streaming services and found the reboot/reimagining of "The Electric Company."

Who should show up as some street rapper going on about the virtues of a Silent E but Lin-Manuel......

I got a huge kick out of it. Captain Edgy...doing a dump rap next to a beat boxing kid.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (C+We0)

315
The kicker trotted back toward bench, very pleased with himself. As he ran past, the coach - looking straight out onto the field - said, "Way to punish him, Randy."
===
What the hell?

I mean I totally thought that my jr high football coach was the most sarcastic man on earth. Clearly there is another contender.

To this very day I have never met a person with a more acid dripping tongue. The guy never swore at us, catholic school and all, but he didn't need it. Did. Not. Need. It.

Posted by: Former Browns fan at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (17iH7)

316 Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Ahh the days of boiling mouthpieces

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (IYHxL)

317 Ace, this is of note as well: Vandy Coach Derek Mason was fired by Athletic Director Candace Storey Lee the next day.

Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (OMsf+)

_________


Wait, the AD is a woman? Jeebus ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (PAxIh)

318 Women's gymnastics favor a woman's lower center of gravity and flexibility. I don't hear lots of men yammering to compete in the balance beam.
Posted by: pep

Enough guys have come down nuts first on the bike bar to say...I don't think so

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (vd8XM)

319 Women are very good in straight line motor sports, on pavement.

You weren't referring to Shirley Muldowney, were you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 02:55 PM (HaL55)

Well i doubt it was RuPaul....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (6FeV1)

320 >>> They also had the first female position coach in one of the NFL games on the weekend - to replace a man who was with his baby having wife. I couldn't figure out who they meant at first - it was hard to tell this individual was female.
Posted by: Greg61 at November 30, 2020 02:44 PM (FvHZ4)

========

Yeah, what ever happened to that female NFL position coach that was spotlighted in those Surface Pro ads?

Also noticed that past two weekends the nationally broadcasted games had a female sideline judge on the officiating crew. Just an observation.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (4+gTH)

321 "268 now that she's a veteran SEC football player, maybe Vandy will give her the head coaching job."

Uh, that my friends is the future SEC Commissioner.

She will ride that kick like a porn star at a naked penis rodeo.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

322 I think babies in the womb kick harder than that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (r+sAi)

323 Are there not 30,000 plus votes in Georgia from voters who had a change of address form on file, i.e. they don't fucking live in the state they voted in?

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (irzmA)

324 Women's gymnastics favor a woman's lower center of gravity and flexibility. I don't hear lots of men yammering to compete in the balance beam.

My wife was head girls coach for a HS track team. She told me most girls' fastest sprinting year is their Freshman year. Most of them slow down when they grow hips.

Guys on the other hand, do nothing but get faster as they go through HS. Barring injury of course.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (UW2ZS)

325 Oregon Oregon state rivalry

I remember when ESPN decided years ago the Texas-OU rivalry could no longer be the "Red River Shootout" as it had been called for decades, because guns r bad ok. They changed it to the "Red River Rivalry" and everyone followed suit because ESPN controls college football. I'm sure that was the case with the "Civil War"as well.

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (cG+eD)

326 This is actually pretty cool, forensically speaking.

Link between Dominion and Smartmatic, if accurate.

https://tinyurl.com/y4lmomn4

Someone found their Barbados offshore offices, in the same old Masonic Temple. It also shows some of the major players.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (sfhL4)

327 I love it when these chuckleheads get themselves in trouble when they cast a non-gay or non-transjenner to play a role on stage or on screen that does not match their sex identity.

All these idiots freaking out when a white girl gets the part of Maria in West Side Story... then the poor girl having to grovel and apologize for having worked her ass off to get the part, only to have to slink away in shame.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)

And it always only swings one way - "Hamilton" can have minority actors playing Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson, but when, say, there's a non-American Indian actor playing Sitting Bull or whatever, it's the second coming of the Trail of Tears.
Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (3Zp/H)


Yep. JK "Forget It She's" Rowling said it was wonderful having a black Hermoine in the stage play, even though the book makes reference to Hermoine's pasty white skin and curly blonde hair.

Uh huh.

And of COURSE Dumbleydore is gay. In a kid's story.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)

328 AZ state house rep saying "1876 is the precedent to hold electors back because of election fraud and that's what I'm calling on our state house to do"

https://tinyurl.com/y4w7fx4q


^^16:20 in the tweet video^^

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ZR7kf)

329 Happening on film in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/y55auwbr

They just moved what appears to be ballots out the back door at Brad's warehouse.

I am looking at a pallet of ballots twenty feet away from me and they look the exact same.

Props to .
@KatieKochman
for getting this please give her a follow.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 02:48 PM (vPzhp)


This is getting f-ked up - I saw this a little earlier. @MattJohnstone10 just followed a truck loaded with what appears to be Cisco servers to some rundown building, peeling paint and everything on the outskirts of town.

They just don't give a shit. And sadly, too many on the left think this is just great. Give the middle finger to a judge, and destroy as much evidence as possible in the light of day. And the whole time twatter is blocking #DominionWatch, and the left now thinks it's cute to try to spam it to death with puppy and kitty videos.

It makes me even sadder we're saving their pathetic asses as well. Then again, maybe they enjoyed rolling over for Bernie and respect better cheaters. Who the fuck knows at this point. Sickening.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (8B6Ng)

330 125 Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 02:35 PM (vPzhp)

TMI and doesn't say good things about either of you.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant
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ty, somebody had to say that.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (WQZ1O)

331
I just got an ad for some outfit promoting "advancement in science." They ask me to "support diversity in sciences" so as to "support sciences."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)

------------

Chemical & Engineering News doesn't give a rat's patootie about the destruction of industrial R&D but they run an article every week it seems about the lack of diversity in science or the plight of the transgendered grad student. That's when they're not flogging another Globular Warming scare story.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (mht8P)

332 I am also sure he is only breaking his silence because he is about to be in deep doo doo because of the voting machines in GA.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 02:53 PM (946rW)


GA heads of state are really slow on the uptake.
Hubris does things to one's perspective.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (CZm2G)

333
Oregon Oregon state rivalry

I remember when ESPN decided
years ago the Texas-OU rivalry could no longer be the "Red River
Shootout" as it had been called for decades, because guns r bad ok. They
changed it to the "Red River Rivalry" and everyone followed suit
because ESPN controls college football. I'm sure that was the case with
the "Civil War"as well.
---------

At least we still have The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party ... oh.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

334 Some of the worst Karate I've ever seen......

https://youtu.be/H6-etcX4Hz0

I'm no expert, however.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

335 I just got an ad for some outfit promoting "advancement in science." They ask me to "support diversity in sciences" so as to "support sciences."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw)


The American Chemical Society does that crap all the time, as does my undergraduate university. Donate today, to pay tuition for Jamal, Laquisha, Jorge, and Lupe!

I recently received a missive in which Lupe was thrilled to be admitted, and to get a full ride. She gushed with zero self-insight that philanthropy is now a big part of her life.

Yeah, of course. Because you're benefiting from it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

336 Renee Richards, who had formerly been Richard Raskind, never played professional tennis as a man. After "transitioning", Richards turned pro on the women's tour at age 43 and climbed as high as #20 in the rankings.

Later on, looking back, Richards reversed opinions on transgender athletes, saying "Having lived for the past 30 years, I know if I'd had surgery at the age of 22, and then at 24 went on the tour, no genetic woman in the world would have been able to come close to me. And so I've reconsidered my opinion."

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (3Zp/H)

337 I not anti female by a long shot, but the empirical evidence doesn't show this as far as I know. If there is a sport where women regularly defeat men, heads up, I would like to hear about it. I don't think they win championships regularly at bowling, pool, darts, golf, or even Chess. I have my own view as to why that is so. The pool of men who compete in these sports is much deeper, hence, more competitive.

Many think LPGA Tour players are just as good as PGA Tour player except for the relative distance the ball is hit. Many think and LPGA Tour player is better in the short game, chipping, putting, etc. But it is simply not true. This is no criticism of women, it is just empirical reality. Again, I think much of this is there are way more men competing to reach the summit of these sports and activities. In the end, you are going to have more men who are truly the best at these games. I don't doubt there are some women truly, regularly defeat men, I just don't know about them. You can't even say that about poker. Has any woman ever won the World Series of Poker Main Event?
and just to be plain and clear, I much more enjoy women's figure skating and women's tennis. The matches are more fun to watch and it is not just about good looking women.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 02:57 PM (ZbBR3)

Men have better spatial reasoning, which would apply to most of that.

As for chess, men have a wider distribution of iqs, so if an activity requires people concentrated on the far right of the distribution, it'll tend to be dominated by men.

Poker involves understanding probability, but also some other things so that's a bit harder to explain with existing knowledge.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

338 262 Has anyone told Ace that Staten Island is secceding from NYC?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)


Where's it going to go, New Jersey? That's like changing cabins on the Titanic.

Unless just becoming an independent city/county within the state. Still not much of a bargain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

339 As I noted on Saturday, if you are determined to have a woman play a
down of "Power5" Div 1 football, the simplest and safest thing would be
to have her come in as WR, and step out of bounds at the snap.


come on now, that would be sexist, she has to be the center of attention!

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (cG+eD)

340 Speaking of karate:

A pitch black dark comedy I ended up really liking was The Art of Self-Defense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bms6Hba-3A

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

341 What's next? Gay men in skirts on the cheerleading squads?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (a7pmO)

342 321 "268 now that she's a veteran SEC football player, maybe Vandy will give her the head coaching job."

Uh, that my friends is the future SEC Commissioner.

She will ride that kick like a porn star at a naked penis rodeo.

how long before the stories flow about her being lesbian (I do not know her or have read about her)... the way these things go... for the money to flow she is going to have to dyke out.

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (CrU4U)

343 Women's rugby > Women's beach volleyball > other women's sports

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (DMUuz)

344
I remember when ESPN decided
years ago the Texas-OU rivalry could no longer be the "Red River
Shootout" as it had been called for decades, because guns r bad ok. They
changed it to the "Red River Rivalry" and everyone followed suit
because ESPN controls college football. I'm sure that was the case with
the "Civil War"as well.


That's right!

And don't you forget it!

*sniff*

*tears*

Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

345 "262 Has anyone told Ace that Staten Island is secceding from NYC?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)


Where's it going to go, New Jersey? That's like changing cabins on the Titanic.

Unless just becoming an independent city/county within the state. Still not much of a bargain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 03:01 PM (s2VJv)"

They are going to become a floating garbage barge, with a pirate flag.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

346 > If there is a sport where women regularly defeat men, heads up, I would like to hear about it.

Molly Schuyler had few rivals in Competitive Eating circa 2015.
Likely only Joey Chestnut and Matt Stonie could beat her.
But she never signed up with Major League Eating, so there was never a head-to-head showdown.

Posted by: Three 72oz steaks in 20 minutes (total) at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (BBWrU)

347 Are there not 30,000 plus votes in Georgia from
voters who had a change of address form on file, i.e. they don't fucking
live in the state they voted in?

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (irzmA)

This has been verified and does not include the thousands of voter registrations whose "physical address" is a UPS store or other mailbox business (which is completely illegal).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (946rW)

348 205 Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (fLpTX)

Havelhavolim, a sports question:

What is your formerly beloved basketball team, and why do you hate them now?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 30, 2020 02:46 PM (5FCda)

The Boston Celtics

Because they took a knee at the anthem.

And wore BLM across their backs.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (fLpTX)

349
The American Chemical Society does that crap all the time, as does my undergraduate university. Donate today, to pay tuition for Jamal, Laquisha, Jorge, and Lupe!

------------

The ACS exists to collect dues from industrial chemists (or at least those left) and hand out awards to academic chemists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (mht8P)

350 Having lived for the past 30 years, I know if I'd had surgery at the age
of 22, and then at 24 went on the tour, no genetic woman in the world
would have been able to come close to me. And so I've reconsidered my
opinion
---------

About cutting it off, or not doing it sooner?

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (sX1BW)

351
Sounds and looks like another Danica Patrick.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (t6XCL)

352 Chemical & Engineering News doesn't give a rat's patootie about the destruction of industrial R&D but they run an article every week it seems about the lack of diversity in science or the plight of the transgendered grad student. That's when they're not flogging another Globular Warming scare story.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (mht8P)


Infuriating, isn't it? They used to have an article in every issue about "women in science," written by some chick who obviously got washed out of grad school (just because she was a girl, natch).

"The patriarch got me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

353 "What an inspiration"

Oh, it was inspiring alright. It inspired me to never watch another American Football game as long as I fucking live.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (NYS7S)

354 Oregon Oregon state rivalry

I remember when ESPN decided

years ago the Texas-OU rivalry could no longer be the "Red River

Shootout" as it had been called for decades, because guns r bad ok. They

changed it to the "Red River Rivalry" and everyone followed suit

because ESPN controls college football. I'm sure that was the case with

the "Civil War"as well.
---------

At least we still have The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party ... oh.


Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

didn't Texas almost cancel The Eyes of Texas? Well, there is always next year.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ZbBR3)

355 IF SJW was a real thing, every foot ball team should be made up of players that represent their census populations:
Each team should have 60.1% white, 18.5% hispanic, 13.4% black, 5.9% asian, 2.8% mixed race, 1.3% native american and 0.2% native hawaiian.




Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)

356 patriarchy

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

357 Chemical & Engineering News doesn't give a rat's patootie about the destruction of industrial R&D but they run an article every week it seems about the lack of diversity in science or the plight of the transgendered grad student. That's when they're not flogging another Globular Warming scare story.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (mht8P)



It and the jumping over a cliff with the BLM stuff are why I'm not renewing my ACS membership for this coming year...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ZSK0i)

358 317
Ace, this is of note as well: Vandy Coach Derek Mason was fired by Athletic Director Candace Storey Lee the next day.



Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2020 02:40 PM (OMsf+)



_________





Wait, the AD is a woman? Jeebus ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 02:58 PM (PAxIh)

What did Mason do? Pat the kicker on her bags-of-cement, I mean her arse?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (N39Ws)

359 This is even worse than it seemed. At outkick, they reported that she had the audacity (or was put up to it by some espn producer) to address the team at halftime and ordered them to pull for each other.

She didn't try out for the position, she clearly wasn't the best option the team had, yet is shameless enough to proclaim in interviews that she is an example that "girls can do anything they set their minds to"

Posted by: seebt at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (hCqcJ)

360 151 havelhavolim I like your posts

just wanted to say that

I think we're on the same page right now

so, I'm glad you're here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 02:41 PM (j9HX3)

Thank you!

I like it here. (Though I'll have to find away to get some of productivity back!)

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (fLpTX)

361 She told me most girls' fastest sprinting year is their Freshman year. Most of them slow down when they grow hips.

Guys on the other hand, do nothing but get faster as they go through HS. Barring injury of course.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (UW2ZS)

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Of course. This is why most female Olympic gymnasts and figure skaters are teenagers, because that's their athletic peak. Even 18-19 year olds are rare at that level of gymnastics.

Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (3Zp/H)

362 patriarchy

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

PATriarchy?

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (mjO4F)

363 355
IF SJW was a real thing, every foot ball team should be made up of players that represent their census populations:
Each
team should have 60.1% white, 18.5% hispanic, 13.4% black, 5.9% asian,
2.8% mixed race, 1.3% native american and 0.2% native hawaiian.






Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
and 1% pining to be the "wide receiver"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

364 Literally the worst timeline.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

365 My Fourth Degree Black Belt offspring would beg to differ.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
--------------

Size and mean make a difference.

I don't think a 130 lb female black belt would stand a chance against a 230 lb NFL linebacker.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (WEBkv)

366 Republicans allowed this to happen to oiur elections. Time to fight.


Posted by: Valiant at November 30, 2020 02:56 PM (3MiF


The RINOs who are turning a blind eye (like the shitheads in GA) to the Dems cheating think that it's okay because it will rid of them OrangeManBad then they can go back to normal. What the piles of excrement can't get through their empty skulls is if the Dems get away with this they will cheat their asses off in every election and these RINOs will be the next ones losing an election due to magic ballots showing up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (FHq2j)

367
It and the jumping over a cliff with the BLM stuff are why I'm not renewing my ACS membership for this coming year...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ZSK0i)

----------

I've been a member for 42 years and would like to live long enough to get to 50. That and 25 free SciFinder searches.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (mht8P)

368 Chemical & Engineering News doesn't give a rat's patootie about the destruction of industrial R&D but they run an article every week it seems about the lack of diversity in science or the plight of the transgendered grad student. That's when they're not flogging another Globular Warming scare story.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:00 PM (mht8P)

Dropped my membership in ASME and NSPE in 2012 when they both went all-in on this "diversity" nonsense. Made it a point to tell them precisely why I was dropping my membership. NSPE never contacted me again - ASME needs an annual reminder why they can FOADIAF.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NYS7S)

369 Enough guys have come down nuts first on the bike bar to say...I don't think so

I'm wincing just thinking about all the times that happened to me before I finally figured out how to tighten the chain properly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (HaL55)

370 and ordered them to pull for each other.

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Ironically, she is the only one who can't be pulled.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (sX1BW)

371 Forget it Jake, it's FoozballTown.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (22mNy)

372 https://tinyurl.com/y3yyz5bh

Is anyone concerned with the foreign mailing addresses of voters in November 3 GA election allegedly from DeKalb, Fulton, and Gwinnett Counties or is it just me?

@BrianKempGA
must order special session of GA legislature and then promptly resign.
@GaSecofState
should just resign.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (vPzhp)

373 Someone found their Barbados offshore offices, in the same old Masonic Temple. It also shows some of the major players.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 30, 2020 02:59 PM (sfhL4)


Twatter blocked WeRise earlier today, he seems to be back on.

Somebody also cloned Dr Quigley's connection map on Graph commons, it paints a pretty clear picture of the companies and the scum connected to them.

https://tinyurl.com/y348dq4u

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (8B6Ng)

374 364 Literally the worst timeline.
Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (q177U)

=========

Still better than the one where Abed turns evil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

375 Wondering if Trump supporters might threaten to go Sherman on Georgia.

Posted by: Jmel at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (DYFMn)

376 Donald Trump caused her to squib the kick by grabbing her pussy with his gaze.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (a7pmO)

377 @346
There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is.
think annie oakley--it's an interesting skill to have.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (AwPyG)

378 Speaking of karate:

A pitch black dark comedy I ended up really liking was The Art of Self-Defense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bms6Hba-3A
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:02 PM (LvTSG)


That seems almost exactly the "Karate Kid" reboot that Netflix is doing, only 30 years after the original.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Clay Travis had a great rant on this yesterday too.

Vandy has an all conference caliber punter who punted seven times vs Mizzou & could have easily kicked off - much better - to start the second half. The Vandy players all know this was a pathetic stunt but are afraid to say so because of woke media.

https://bit.ly/3lllYLv

7. Vanderbilt had a female kicker, Sarah Fuller, kick the ball off to begin the second half and predictably social media lost its mind over this story.

https://bit.ly/39tU0Ll

Remember, Vandy was down 21-0 and for the opening kick of the second half they elected to directionally kick it right at the 35 yard line, effectively giving up very good field position to their opponent. How many times have you seen a college team voluntarily give up possession at the 35 to start the second half? I'm not sure I've ever seen it.

Yet that was Vandy's plan.

Imagine if Sarah Fuller wasn't the kicker and Vandy had started off the second half with a kick that a male kicker had done that looked the exact same? Are you telling me that Vandy fans wouldn't have been cursing the kick? Of course they would have. And are you telling me that Harrison Smith, the punter who was capable of booming two punts for 51 yards on Saturday and averaged over 43 yards per kick, wasn't able to kickoff to start the second half better than Sarah Fuller did? I just don't believe that to be true.

And I don't believe Vandy's football team believed it to be true either.

[ ... ]

Regardless of how you feel about this situation, Vanderbilt not scoring a single point to allow their female kicker the opportunity to attempt an extra point or a field goal was about as Vanderbilt football as you can get.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (Do5/p)

380 It and the jumping over a cliff with the BLM stuff are why I'm not renewing my ACS membership for this coming year...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (ZSK0i)


I did that last year. I'd had enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

381 mens record hot dog eating contest set this year, 75. The female champ, a great athlete, set a record at 48.5

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (ZbBR3)

382 First they came for Orange Man, and I said nothing because ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (5Hmvk)

383 My son visited Vanderbilt in 2012. It was on his college list until about 15 minutes into the presentation. What a pitiful place. Their appeal to prospects was "this is a great fallback if you don't get into the Ivy you were hoping to. And don't worry Nashville has more to offer than red neck country music."

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (FsgBK)

384 Even 18-19 year olds are rare at that level of gymnastics.
Posted by: radar at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (3Zp/H)

___

Simone Biles won all sorts of Olympic medals when she was 19.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (22mNy)

385 There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is.
think annie oakley--it's an interesting skill to have.


Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 03:06 PM (AwPyG)

that is pretty cool. My kind of woman there.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ZbBR3)

386 I have a friend - 5'9" redhead, very attractive, nice body. She once told me something like "I have breasts - I don't run if I don't have to. I ride a bike instead."

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (KAi1n)

387 Size and mean make a difference.

I don't think a 130 lb female black belt would stand a chance against a 230 lb NFL linebacker.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker


310 lb guard or tackle.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (W4LFA)

388 The female champ, a great athlete, set a record at 48.5
Posted by: Q



in fairness, she was much more attentive and took time to massage each before swallowing

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (4Jold)

389 262 Has anyone told Ace that Staten Island is secceding from NYC?
Posted by: Puddin Head
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not too late to dynamite the Goethals and Outerbridge Crossing.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (WQZ1O)

390 He just summed up in 50 words what that woman took 30 minutes to say.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 02:54 PM (ZR7kf)

many such cases...

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (vPzhp)

391 Chess.



Which, for some reason, has separate men's and women's divisions. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

Because at any serious level, women can't compete with the men.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (J70i0)

392 **scans cockpit**

**finger taps the Giv-o-shit guage**

Nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (axyOa)

393 So it wasn't just the case of Grrrrl Power virtue signaling, but they also gave her a player of the week award. I suppose for being brave enough to kick a ball and run away.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (r+sAi)

394 Halftime speech released:

Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win 'em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years.

I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zipp.The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (UDapT)

395 Twatter blocked WeRise earlier today, he seems to be back on.

Somebody also cloned Dr Quigley's connection map on Graph commons, it paints a pretty clear picture of the companies and the scum connected to them.

https://tinyurl.com/y348dq4u
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (8B6Ng)


It is so much to take in. The depth of the deceit and elite corruption. Not enough time.

Focus on getting Trump back in and then take this stuff on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (sfhL4)

396 "There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is."

She beat Andy Griffin at the turkey shoot/

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+y8uL)

397 Thank you!



I like it here. (Though I'll have to find away to get some of productivity back!)

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (fLpTX)

Just read the content.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (KnJdm)

398 Annie Oakley used to shoot critters to help feed her family.
There was a country fair contest, where a famous sharpshooter would go around the country shooting against whoever won the local county sharpshooter contest. The prize was $50
Annie, at 15, won the local contest and then beat the sharpshooter.
Then she married him, and they were married for over 50 years.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (AwPyG)

399 Kim Rhode is the multiple Olympic gold medal winner in shootibg

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (FsgBK)

400 griggith

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+y8uL)

401 speaking of karate. The most artistic and graceful practitioners of Kung Fu I have seen have all been women. And that is part of the art, a big part.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (ZbBR3)

402 338 262 Has anyone told Ace that Staten Island is secceding from NYC?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (e7/oJ)


Where's it going to go, New Jersey? That's like changing cabins on the Titanic.

Unless just becoming an independent city/county within the state. Still not much of a bargain.
---------------------
They want to be an independent city. They would be the second largest city in the state of NY. Methinks they think Bill The Blaze talks like a fag and his shits all fucked up. I agree.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (e7/oJ)

403 It's raining like a hurricane would, bands of heavy rain lightening between. Getting thunder as well occasionally.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (9sWOw)

404 399 Kim Rhode is the multiple Olympic gold medal winner in shootibg
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (FsgBK)

She is very cool - met her at a NRA dinner once.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

405 Out of the maybe 200 hundred people in this Arizona hearing, I have seen one person wearing a mask.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (ZR7kf)

406
Which, for some reason, has separate men's and women's divisions. Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

------------

"Why did you choose that shirt? Your hair isn't combed. Did you use deodorant this morning?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (mht8P)

407 Kim Rhode is the multiple Olympic gold medal winner in shootibg
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (FsgBK)


Does she compete against men or only women?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

408 396 "There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is."

She beat Andy Griffin at the turkey shoot/
--------------------
Her name was Annie Oakley and Kamala thinks she was that girl.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (e7/oJ)

409 Any random college male could have done a better kick.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (I2/tG)

410 If a college wants to become a joke, let 'em. I don't really give a fuck one way or the other. College sports is kind of a joke to begin with, no matter what sex is playing. I always laugh when I hear about "student" athletes who can't spell their names. It's all one big LOL.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (22mNy)

411
"There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is."

She beat Andy Griffin at the turkey shoot/



Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+y8uL)


He should have let Barney shoot for him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (FHq2j)

412 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

413 Style guide says this headline:

SEC Names Sarah Fuller "Co-Special Teams Player of the Week" For Her Amazing 26-Yard Kickoff

Is properly rendered:

SEC Names Sarah Fuller "Co-Special Teams Player of the Week" For Her Amazing 26-Yard Kickoff, and Her Vagina. But Mostly Her Vagina.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (ZfRYq)

414 @LLinWood 34m

Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

415 The Boston Celtics

Because they took a knee at the anthem.

And wore BLM across their backs.
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:03 PM (fLpTX)

Curiosity satisfied, thanks!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (5FCda)

416 "Out of the maybe 200 hundred people in this Arizona hearing, I have seen one person wearing a mask."
There's a few. Maybe 10%. I wish everyone in the country would see this.

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (+y8uL)

417 Reminds me of the Simpsons when Homer is the little league football coach and gives Bart the game ball even though Bart stunk on the field.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (Bs26G)

418 412 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

You only say this to incite short jokes.

I will not comply.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

419 414 @LLinWood 34m

Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

We throw them into a vat of boiling oil?

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

420 334
Some of the worst Karate I've ever seen......


Her go-to move seems to be "kick him in the nads" while his is "run away!".

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (v16oJ)

421 If a college wants to become a joke, let 'em. I don't really give a fuck one way or the other. College sports is kind of a joke to begin with, no matter what sex is playing. I always laugh when I hear about "student" athletes who can't spell their names. It's all one big LOL.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (22mNy)

Good point - I mathematically cannot watch less sportsball than I have these last 9-months.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (NYS7S)

422 377 @346
There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is.
---
Kim Rhode. She's fantastic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (sWM8x)

423 LLinWood 34m

Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

The presidency, if you got the steez.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

424 412 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

We didn't get paid for our last job and you're already asking for more? - AtC's Russian hookers

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (Zm+LZ)

425 Well, THAT was embarrassing.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (nxdel)

426 She makes Danica Patrick look like Jimmy Johnson.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (xPl2J)

427 408 396 "There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is."

She beat Andy Griffin at the turkey shoot/
--------------------
Her name was Annie Oakley and Kamala thinks she was that girl.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (e7/oJ)


Kamala could win if they added drive-by shooting to the contest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

428 Size and mean make a difference.



I don't think a 130 lb female black belt would stand a chance against a 230 lb NFL linebacker.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 03:04 PM (WEBkv)

There's a reason why Indiana Jones facing the huge guy and getting his butt kick is realistic. A 130lb black belt can do all of the moves she wants. She doesn't have the mass to do much to a 230lb man. Odds are his reflexes are better as well. He lands a punch and she is going down.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (J70i0)

429 419 414 @LLinWood 34m

Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

We throw them into a vat of boiling oil?
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

==========

"Oh, no, not the vat of acid."
-Rick

"Oh, jeez..."
-Morty

"Say the vat is good."
-Rick

"The vat is good."
-Morty

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

430 Is this just as simple as getting SCOTUS to allow Trump to go in and challenge (and throw out) illegal ballots?

There's enough in PA, GA, and WI to give him the win right there. He's not getting any help from the states, so can SCOTUS just say "let him do it" and that be it?

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (ZR7kf)

431 386 I have a friend - 5'9" redhead, very attractive, nice body. She once told me something like "I have breasts - I don't run if I don't have to. I ride a bike instead."
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2020 03:07 PM (KAi1n)


Ahh yes, known in the field as "bug scoops".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (qqsAu)

432 I think you're being a bit harsh. Her foot did make contact with the ball, after all.

Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (hVOXD)

433 The Iditarod is sex neutral.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (J70i0)

434 When Facebook deems an article Fake News, 13 percent more people believe the opposite.

More.

They've fucked themselves.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (irzmA)

435
Would like to this this for women's hockey. I know, no checking there.

https://youtu.be/Ox8hroyI1B8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (mht8P)

436 Halftime speech released:

Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win 'em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years.

I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zipp.The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
===
You left out the part where she said she was dodging sniper fire getting out of a helicopter on a trip to Bosnia.

Posted by: Former Browns fan at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (aB3Bf)

437 @Beard_Vet

Dominion and Smartmatic was connected to Internet All Night on Nov. 4th. This is Treason

@MattHillier248 25m

Replying to @Beard_Vet

Michigan Filing by @SidneyPowell1
: Exhibit 105

Electronic Military Intelligence Analyst with experience gathering SAM (surface-to-air) missile system intel who mapped the networks of Dominion Voting Systems & Edison Research.

Interesting

https://tinyurl.com/yymnvrd3

The techies among us will want to read the link document. It shows links between Dominion and Edisonresearch with servers in Iran, China, etc. Also links BMA Capital Mgmt. Ltd., which provides Iran access to capital markets.

It's pretty detailed.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (cF8AT)

438 I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad the Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zipp.The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."


Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM



Just a guess but I'm thinking we'll be seeing this again...soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (axyOa)

439 She makes Danica Patrick look like Jimmy Johnson.
She makes Mooch Obama look like Patrick Ewing! wait....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (r+sAi)

440 C'mon Ace,

they were clearly going for an on-side kick, everyone knows you need guys with speed and hands down the field faster. Wasn't her fault the coach put the wrong players out there.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (FZYNt)

441 412
NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:



https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413



SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

You had us at "shower."

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (KnJdm)

442 Halftime speech released:
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you....

Posted by: brak at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (cG+eD)

443
Kamala could win if they added drive-by shooting to the contest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)


To be fair, innocents are usually the only casualties in drive-by's because they shoot like shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

444 The Iditarod is sex neutral.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (J70i0)

The dogs?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

445 Suck the girl dick, transphobe.

*next week

Posted by: MJ at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (Cjr11)

446 414 @LLinWood 34m

Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

We throw them into a vat of boiling oil?
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (a0IVu)


Interesting that Trump brought back gas chamber, firing squad and electric chair for federal executions. Hopefully we don't need to worry about "flattening the curve" for a long time.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 03:16 PM (8B6Ng)

447 I know I am getting itchy to see someone pay for treason. A fkin coup d'etat on the President and nothing paid for it.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:16 PM (9sWOw)

448 414
@LLinWood 34m



Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (CZm2G)

Sharing a tanning bed with John Brennan?

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 03:16 PM (DJFLF)

449 "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2020 03:08 PM (UDapT)



For some reason, I'm getting an image of Bugs Bunny strapped down like Ethel Merman belting out, "Yo-den-lay-den-lay, Yo-den-lay-den-lay!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 03:16 PM (ZSK0i)

450
The ACS exists to collect dues from industrial chemists (or at least those left) and hand out awards to academic chemists.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I never became a member over my rather long career as a Fed. I just didn't see why I had to pay them for the privilege of being a chemist.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 03:16 PM (v16oJ)

451 @437
A lot of internet folks saying read exhibit 105 of Powell's Michigan motion, filed last week.
apparently its a shocker

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (AwPyG)

452 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM



I first read that as SHOWER WITH ME..."

Damned dyslexia.

**puts soap away**

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (axyOa)

453 The elitists don't realize (or don't care) they are criticizing 80 million people.

Yet they are sure of our support in 2 - 4 years.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (DnZbI)

454 Would like to this this for women's hockey. I know, no checking there.

https://youtu.be/Ox8hroyI1B8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (mht8P)


Age restricted?

Because the word "suicide?"

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

455 260
Curling?
Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

No.

The men get PISSED at the women during the mixed doubles matches.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Really? Did not know that.

Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

456 "What an inspiration?" is right. No inspiration at all. She didn't even try to kick the ball any distance. I suspect the coaches were afraid she would have to make a tackle or fend off a block if any kind of kick-off return occurred.

I have a granddaughter who plays Division I college soccer. She has hopes of making the US Women's National Team despite her conservative politics. She could kick a football into the end zone on a kick-off. The problem would be that she couldn't make a tackle if it were required because she's a girl who weighs about 120 pounds, for Christ's sake.

Posted by: RalphF at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (5FiEy)

457 You only say this to incite short jokes.

I will not comply.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM (LvTSG)


Well, not only.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (GbPPJ)

458 She beat Andy Griffin at the turkey shoot/



Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+y8uL)


He should have let Barney shoot for him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:10 PM (FHq2j)


You know why Andy gave Barney only one bullet?


It's all he needs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (z79tQ)

459 372 https://tinyurl.com/y3yyz5bh

Is anyone concerned with the foreign mailing addresses of voters in November 3 GA election allegedly from DeKalb, Fulton, and Gwinnett Counties or is it just me?

@BrianKempGA
must order special session of GA legislature and then promptly resign.
@GaSecofState
should just resign.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (vPzhp)

I love how the response is that they are supposedly military voters.

That ain't how it works. The address would be their military address... like for the Navy a Fleet Post Office.

I know, I often voted abscente.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (d9rwJ)

460 412 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

Let's bump her to 10k followers!

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vPzhp)

461 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

So you're flamethrowering extremely slow and dimwitted spiders in a barrel soaked with gasoline?

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (J70i0)

462
Because the word "suicide?"
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

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That and Lars Eller bleeding like a stuck pig.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (mht8P)

463 Dark enough out to be 5pm

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (9sWOw)

464 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

465 The RINOs who are turning a blind eye (like the shitheads in GA) to the Dems cheating think that it's okay because it will rid of them OrangeManBad then they can go back to normal. What the piles of excrement can't get through their empty skulls is if the Dems get away with this they will cheat their asses off in every election and these RINOs will be the next ones losing an election due to magic ballots showing up.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:05 PM (FHq2j)

They're in on it. They don't care. The rewards are many.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (mjO4F)

466 Chess doesn't technically have men's and women's since the Susan Polgar era (mid 90s). Her threatened lawsuit (over lack of opportunities in women's chess) made them change the rules, as she otherwise would have qualified for some tournament that was in the series for the men's championship. She was maybe 100th in the world at the time (her sister Judit was typically about 20th in the world for her career, though she did play in an 8-person World Championship, and was #8 at her rating peak).

What chess does have is a separate women's division, but females can also play in the "open" division. The IOC has traditionally said this is an undesirable mix, though chess has never become an Olympic "sport" anyway.

Back in 1992(?), the International Shooting Sports Federation switched from open to men's/women's -- the reason given was that it was 10% women and 90% men and they wanted more female participation, but the ulterior motive is said to have been that the champion at the time was female.

Posted by: Some sporting factoids at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (BBWrU)

467 Wow.

The craziest part about this situation is that Fuller addressed the team at halftime and criticized their attitude!

Imagine your kicker, who is being used for nothing more than a PR stunt, getting up and ripping the team. Players should have refused to take the field for Derek Mason, who was fired Sunday, in the second half.

If you don't understand the absurdity of this entire situation, then you're just not living in reality.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (Do5/p)

468 Odds are his reflexes are better as well. He lands a punch and she is going down.

I don't know about the reflexes. At least when it's male vs male, the smaller guys are MUCH faster. The heavyweights look like they're moving in slow motion by comparison.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (v16oJ)

469 412 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

That NRO "article" is one of the most gamma passive-aggressive pieces of horseshit I've ever wasted 5-minutes of my life reading. Brava on the take-down, AtC.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (NYS7S)

470 From the sidebar: [the Arizona hearing is unofficial because the "Republican" governor refused to recall the legislature in a special session.
Will it ever end?

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Only if 72 million walk out if the GOP-Dem coup is allowed to stand.

Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (sm/HL)

471 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)



Let's bump her to 10k followers!
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How far can ATC kick a ball?

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

472 Jon Ossoff told CNN's Dana Bash that he'd be all for a GA shutdown if SCIENCE said we needed to.

That should go over well with actual legal voters.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

473 AtC, great rant, thank you for sharing.


I'm going to toss this out there: NRO, very likely, reflects mainstream elected Republican thought and, of course the GOP wants to go back to business as usual.

Why?

Because President Trump expects results, and President Trump did get results, which requires action on the part of the GOP.

The GOP isn't about results, it's about talking about results.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (WEBkv)

474
Really? Did not know that.
Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (G0vdT)


Yeah.

Sometimes. Unless it's a husband/wife team. Then he knows what's waiting for him at home afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

475 437 @Beard_Vet

wait .. this is dated November 232rd???? They just got this on the 23rd? Is that right?

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (CrU4U)

476 --------

How far can ATC kick a ball?
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)


The ball is taller.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

477 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)
***********
These people including Kemp and the GA SOS
should be hog tied to chairs and forced to watch the PA and AZ hearings.
I am more angry than I was before.
AZ hearing is about to start in 2mins.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

478 A lot of internet folks saying read exhibit 105 of Powell's Michigan motion, filed last week.
apparently its a shocker
Posted by: artemis

C'mon artemis, AoS style guide requires this to read -

. . . exhibit 105 of Powell's Michigan motion will shock you!!

You're better than this.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2020 03:20 PM (Rvt88)

479 This could be interesting.... Remove blanks to see article

https://tinyurl.com/y27m5tl2

https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew

federal-judge- orders-voting- machines-in-three-
georgia-counties-to-be-subject-to- expert-examination-in- powell- lawsuit-n287069

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 30, 2020 03:20 PM (fhP7v)

480 Chick has some serious junk in the trunk.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (e7/oJ)

Looks like I can write off being cast in that role when they make the inspirational film of her heroic moment...

Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at November 30, 2020 03:20 PM (Entn1)

481 The dogs?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

And mushers.

Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:21 PM (J70i0)

482 How far can ATC kick a ball?
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

I would guess up to about mid-pancreas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:21 PM (6FeV1)

483 480 Chick has some serious junk in the trunk.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (e7/oJ)

Looks like I can write off being cast in that role when they make the inspirational film of her heroic moment...
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at November 30, 2020 03:20 PM (Entn1)

===========

Two words:

Butt injections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

484 Lol.

A solid reminder that Serena Williams would not be able to defeat the 16th ranked Uzbek junior men's tennis player.

This ground breaking moment belongs in the annals of women's athletic history next to the USWNT getting throttled by a middle school boys' soccer team.

Trannies are the only hope for women competing at the highest level.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (rN0IE)

485 When are the Georgia hearings?

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (+y8uL)

486 I just popped into a spice store and bought a bottle of cherry habanero rub for the turkey thigh I want to smoke.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (wVkf0)

487 Someone remind me: what is the punishment for treason?

An update to the mandatory annual Ethics training module?



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (JWCyv)

488 484 Lol.

A solid reminder that Serena Williams would not be able to defeat the 16th ranked Uzbek junior men's tennis player.

This ground breaking moment belongs in the annals of women's athletic history next to the USWNT getting throttled by a middle school boys' soccer team.

Trannies are the only hope for women competing at the highest level.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (rN0IE)

=========

But...but...Billie Jean!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

489
History Made = Forgotten Within A Week

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (EGyGV)

490 There was a woman skeet shooter (?) I think who was world champion for 20 years or something. Maybe she still is.
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Kim Rhode. She's fantastic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:12 PM


***

Is this the same woman who won the gold at the Olympics only to be completely ignored by the media?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (axyOa)

491 Like the media gushing that Biden's communications team is made up of all women and that this is a first!

Trump has had this all along but media is willfully mum about this.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

492 42 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

26 yards is an embarrassment and they could have found a chick that can kick it fifty yards or more.
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The movie Necessary Roughness did exactly that trick. The anonymous lady soccer player subbing in for Kathy Ireland kicked it like a championship goal. But in real life we get a much-vaunted young woman who can kick like it's a high school game between two not especially talented teams.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (W+kMI)

493 NR's criticism that the litigation is results-oriented, or a position in search of supporting evidence, is childlike. That's pretty much all litigation (i.e., the positions precede the evidence and are modified as it is gathered and the sole goal is to win).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (H5knJ)

494 So you're flamethrowering extremely slow and dimwitted spiders in a barrel soaked with gasoline?
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (J70i0)

NO! Well, okay, maybe yes. But they were right there!

Also re: how far I could kick a ball. Setting aside the meanness of the ball vs. me height comparisons, the odds are 100% that I would fall over whilst kicking the ball and the ball would maybe move an inch. Backwards.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)

495 And since we're on the subject of sports, Mike Tyson and Roy Jones had their exhibition fight this past weekended.

Spoiler alert, it ended in a draw.

I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.

They asked him if he might consider trying to unretire and do some sanctioned fights, and he said in effect, no, because a sanctioned fight would have as a goal the pursuit of a title, and he much prefers this type of exhibition, where the result in money going to charity.

Mike Freakin' Tyson.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (hku12)

496 The only reason that the "official" or "unofficial" designation for these hearings matter is that the material doesn't get entered into the state's legislative record. PA was never going to have an official hearing due to being run by a commie.

If the material that was presented causes the GOP legislators to switch electors, that's all that matters.

But...I take your point. A freaking GOP Governor should be advocating for the GOP President!! I guess this dweeb Ducey is not termed out and is askeered about his next election.

I hate the nadless, clueless, weak, spineless GOPes.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

497 Women's curling is (much) more popular than men's on television, largely because it consists of participants yelling "hurry, hurry", then "HARD, HARD" (to the sweepers).

Posted by: CurlTV.Com is sadly out of business at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (BBWrU)

498 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

Let's bump her to 10k followers!
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (vPzhp)


I need to figure out how to get back on twatter without giving up my phone number to those freaks. I was following, don't know how it works if blocked. I still can't believe they blocked me for my comment looking at what other people get away with daily.

Sadly, if Trump isn't back in they're going to get even worse, which is hard to imagine. But the RINO's love them big tech bucks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (8B6Ng)

499 I demand to be allowed to play starting quarterback for whichever team wins the Super Bowl this year, on the basis that there are no longer any standards, and also that I am only 57 and can still throw a decent 30 yard spiral.

"When everyone is super, nobody is."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (+exTc)

500 I just popped into a spice store and bought a bottle of cherry habanero rub for the turkey thigh I want to smoke.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (wVkf0)

THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL REALLY BUT NOW I AM HUNGRY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (6FeV1)

501 482 How far can ATC kick a ball?
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

I would guess up to about mid-pancreas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:21 PM



And...'Rons all over Hordeland involuntarily reach down to cover their crotch.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (axyOa)

502 Georgia is supposed to be going now by time set

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (9sWOw)

503 Is it time to hoist the black flag yet? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Justasheep at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (L9Eia)

504 It's snowing in Alabama, but it's NORTH Alabama.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

505 A solid reminder that Serena Williams would not be able to defeat the 16th ranked Uzbek junior men's tennis player.



This ground breaking moment belongs in the annals of women's
athletic history next to the USWNT getting throttled by a middle school
boys' soccer team.



Trannies are the only hope for women competing at the highest level.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (rN0IE)




Serena's not a tranny?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (FHq2j)

506 Late again *sigh*

Yes the SEC is mega-retarded to give Fuller Co-STPOTW. Nut:

1. She is 6'-2" and looks more physically fit than 5'-6" Barefoot Hungarian Placekickers;

2. She had a holder probably bc she never practiced a kickoff from a tee. 'Dores were hoping to only use her if they would score a TD so she could have a kick in her range, which from pregame hilites was 25 yards;

3. Since she CAN'T blast a never-practiced kickoff out of the end zone (on the average, men are stringer than women), she did what her ST coach asked, a positional kick and actually succeeded, except for not going inside the 20; and

4. She does have a nice butt and, based on announcers and crowd shots during the game, she shares that butt with a boyfriend. If that really matters to anyone...

Posted by: Al Unsure at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Jib4S)

507 give her a follow. plane people are interesting to follow during these times.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jzdksj

@CuriousCamo

So our DOJ plane that has been in Toronto(Dominion Intl HQ located there) and then Fulton County GA is now headed South.
Will update!

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (vPzhp)

508
But...but...Billie Jean!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

--------------

Riggs could play with a frying pan and beat bettors. He went into the tank because of his gambling debts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (mht8P)

509 >>> Raffensperger, a Republican, said his office was
examining registration efforts by America Votes, Vote Forward and the New Georgia Project. He said some groups had been encouraging people who lived outside Georgia to register to vote in the state.

Didn't someone say that if you just nix the out of state votes in GA, Trump wins the state pretty easily? You don't need to make the case for all the fraud, just the out of staters, which in normal times should be cut and dry.

The question is if we still live in normal times...

Also, can Yang and his gang get in trouble for encouraging out of state voters in GA?

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Rbfr/)

510 Fuller? I never even touched her!

Posted by: Mizzou Special Teams at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (FJYfm)

511 The movie Necessary Roughness did exactly that trick.
________

Underrated movie. Kathy Ireland at her amazing peak. Robert Loggia's second greatest role. Sinbad. Schneider in a role that was not just Adam Sandler's comedic whipping boy.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (sX1BW)

512 >>>How far can ATC kick a ball?

Can she see the ball?

Posted by: Mr. Bone at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (a7pmO)

513 26 yards ? Pathetic.

Hell, Clark jumped a Queen Family Truckster 50 yards.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (2eMOL)

514 Shocker! Gina Haspel had disappeared!
Last seen in public leaving Mitch's office :0 :0

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (AwPyG)

515 The US WomYns Soccer team lost 5-1 to a boys HS team a few years ago. All you need to know about womens sports in a nutshell.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (22mNy)

516 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

--
Do we still do phrasing around here?

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (kOpft)

517 Matt Braynard up next for AZ hearings.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

518 475 437 @Beard_Vet

wait .. this is dated November 232rd???? They just got this on the 23rd? Is that right?

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (CrU4U)

Not sure what you're talking about. The filing document is date Nov. 25th.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (cF8AT)

519 468 "Odds are his reflexes are better as well. He lands a punch and she is going down."

I don't know about the reflexes. At least when it's male vs male, the smaller guys are MUCH faster. The heavyweights look like they're moving in slow motion by comparison.
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (v16oJ)

Sports-fighting has rules structured to largely make it a contest of stamina. Outside of that it's a simpler question of whether a person can generate sufficient force to strike in a crippling fashion. Generally people don't do training to protect their legs from hits and they can be pretty vulnerable depending on where you've set your weight.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (Zm+LZ)

520 21 Do I get a trophy for completing my first workout in months? I did a bunch of bicep curls (regular, full reverse, half reverse), some military presses, upright rows, and single dumbbell presses. Mostly 8-12 pound dumbbells. C'mon, man, I'm a 50+, short Jewish dude! Gimme some accolades!
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

Surgeon approved I hope

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (YkawN)

521 Tennis:

Fastest serve:

Woman:
1 ESP Georgina Garcia Pérez 220 km/h (136.7 mph) 6'2" (188 cm) 2018 Hungarian Ladies Open

Man:
1 AUS Sam Groth 263 km/h (163.4 mph) 6'4" (193 cm) 2012 Busan Open

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

522 444 The Iditarod is sex neutral.
Posted by: WOPR - Election Theater Participant at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (J70i0)

The dogs?
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Well the dogs got neutered anyway.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (W+kMI)

523 Matt Braynard up in AZ

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (ZR7kf)

524 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)


Jake Paul. The same guy who was "arrested" a few months ago on weapons charges.

Which looks more like a publicity stunt now.

Jake Paul is a sociopath. Not an exaggeration in any way.

If you don't care now, that's fine, but he's dangerous, in that he has a large following of young kids, and those kids grow up. Probably a larger following of highly motivated yoots than hilter had.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)

525 OT: For the Wednesday Who Dis, I nominate the lingerie saleswoman from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_yQhALyAx0

Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (BDZWU)

526 *Bronx cheers*

Put Big Mike out there. Not like he hasn't played before...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (rwetY)

527 Vandy's promotion of a lady kicker reminds me of the St. Louis Browns Bill Veeck who sent a 3' 7" player to the plate with a miniscule strike zone. He walked on 4 straight pitches but was not a co-player of the week.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (FsgBK)

528 The GA SOS is going to issue a very harshly worded letter to all the Soros groups that are illegally registering voters. Rumor has it he may use not 3, but 4 exclamation points in some parts of the letter.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (22mNy)

529 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.

He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)

530 https://tinyurl.com/yymnvrd3

The techies among us will want to read the link document. It shows links between Dominion and Edisonresearch with servers in Iran, China, etc. Also links BMA Capital Mgmt. Ltd., which provides Iran access to capital markets.

It's pretty detailed.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (cF8AT)

Interesting stuff... did not see the Iran connection coming.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (d9rwJ)

531 He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.
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Was there a noose in his data?

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

532 Women *need* men.

And men need women.

These are generalizations. But so it was and ever shall be. And they have the nerve to call *us* the "deniers".

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (mjO4F)

533 Fuller is a soccer player. She's the goal keeper for the Vandy Women's Soccer team and this 26 yard squib kick is an embarrasment. How many female goal keepers have you seen put the ball down in the penalty area, take a short run and kikc the ball down to the other goal. Sarah is 6 feet 1 inches tall and has the strength to do that. She just screwed the pooch here with her "intentional" pooch kikc. Yeah Baby tell it like it is! Bull.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (NVDjf)

534 529 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.

He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)


This guy has the goods.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (fLpTX)

535 *Sarah Fuller immediately receives an offer to play for the Lingerie Football League.

Position?

"Ass Back"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (+exTc)

536 How's that Durham report coming

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (mjO4F)

537 N721AL (DOJ plane) went to Fort Lauderdale this morning, returning now.

Posted by: Stayed for only an hour at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (BBWrU)

538 Vandy's promotion of a lady kicker reminds me of the St. Louis Browns Bill Veeck who sent a 3' 7" player to the plate with a miniscule strike zone. He walked on 4 straight pitches but was not a co-player of the week.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (FsgBK)

SOMETHING SOMETHING CUNNING RUNT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (6FeV1)

539 so there isn't a man that can kick better? she's a token....but i don't begrudge her....she got a "first"....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (CqHIp)

540 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)


Jake Paul. The same guy who was "arrested" a few months ago on weapons charges.

Which looks more like a publicity stunt now.

Jake Paul is a sociopath. Not an exaggeration in any way.

If you don't care now, that's fine, but he's dangerous, in that he has a large following of young kids, and those kids grow up. Probably a larger following of highly motivated yoots than hilter had.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:27 PM (hku12)


Oh, and I saw the knockout. It was a helluva knockout, a clean punch, but then the basketball player didn't seem to have a clue that he was supposed to try to block and/or avoid getting hit by those punches.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)

541 So our DOJ plane that has been in Toronto(Dominion Intl HQ located there) and then Fulton County GA is now headed South.

Will update!

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (vPzhp)

I guess the DOJ is helping Dominion execs escape

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (DJFLF)

542 >>> NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:
https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413
SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)


That Twitter rant of fiery truth is beautiful, empress... and taller than your esteemed self.

*flees before the raptors attack*

Posted by: *Moron hiding behind fake name so as not to get entsompeneded at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (Rbfr/)

543 Vandy's promotion of a lady kicker reminds me of the St. Louis Browns Bill Veeck who sent a 3' 7" player to the plate with a miniscule strike zone. He walked on 4 straight pitches but was not a co-player of the week.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (FsgBK)


And that player went on to become Labor Secretary under President Clinton. And now you know...the rest of the story.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (FJYfm)

544 It's ridiculous to make a big fuss over her lousy kick, but isn't she a student at Vanderbilt (?) and I thought that I heard that the kickers were down with Covid so they asked her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (WkPC9)

545 537
N721AL (DOJ plane) went to Fort Lauderdale this morning, returning now.

Posted by: Stayed for only an hour at November 30, 2020 03:29 PM (BBWrU)

Maybe this story will have a happy ending.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (XOGBq)

546
The GOP isn't about results, it's about talking about results.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (WEBkv)






No, the GOP is about banging an assembly line of their naive 20-something coed interns, 4-martini lunches and fundraising. But mostly fundraising. You have to twist their arms, duct tape them to a plank and point a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range at their dog's head to even get them to DISCUSS results, much less actually attempt them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (EGyGV)

547 The idea that women can compete on any kind of a level playing field with men when it comes to physical sports in general is just ridiculous. I mean, come on. If I got tackled by even a high school football player, I'd have broken bones.

It's also another manifestation of the wrong-headed idea that men and women are fungible. The fact is that we are NOT. Our skills and abilities are different from men's. We should be inventing and competing in our OWN sports/competitions built around OUR skills and abilities (e.g. gymnastics) instead of trying to be inferior men.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (rWZ8Y)

548 529 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.

He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)

So they can bury it.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (irzmA)

549 Matt Braynard:


Not only does he have the goods, but he heads up right's version of acorn.

He's doing a fundraiser aiming to raise 800k to open up 4 field offices.

He says that approaching donors in the past was uphill because, they never saw the value in it...

Why are are the evil villains on the left?

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (fLpTX)

550 507 give her a follow. plane people are interesting to follow during these times.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jzdksj

@CuriousCamo

So our DOJ plane that has been in Toronto(Dominion Intl HQ located there) and then Fulton County GA is now headed South.
Will update!

more failure theatre

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (CrU4U)

551 On the Marbled Cliffs is an Ernst Junger book put out by Penguin Paperback Classic in 1983 that now sells for $85 used to the $489 new. Anyone want to buy it and let me borrow it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (e7/oJ)

552 YOU GET BACK HERE, LIZLEM!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

553 So they can bury it.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (irzmA)

Well, I doubt he was giving them his only copy.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (cF8AT)

554 Raffensperger, a Republican, said his office was
examining registration efforts by America Votes, Vote Forward and the New Georgia Project. He said some groups had been encouraging people who lived outside Georgia to register to vote in the state.

Didn't someone say that if you just nix the out of state votes in GA, Trump wins the state pretty easily? You don't need to make the case for all the fraud, just the out of staters, which in normal times should be cut and dry.

The question is if we still live in normal times...

Also, can Yang and his gang get in trouble for encouraging out of state voters in GA?
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:25 PM (Rbfr/)
**********
Funny how in AZ a bunch of people who just had moved there a month ago showed up to vote and all were from the same apartment complexes.
Same thing will happen in GA

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (NpAcC)

555 You know why Andy gave Barney only one bullet?





It's all he needs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (z79tQ)



His whole body is a weapon.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (FHq2j)

556 Tami.. thanks for the clarification... much obliged.

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (CrU4U)

557 Michelle Wie's parents and the media almost ruined her career by forcing
her to try to compete in PGA Tour events. I don't think she made a
single cut. It alienated her from her LPGA Tour competitors as it seemed
she was saying the Tour was second rate. She wasted a lot of time and
energy she could have used to win events on her Tour. In the end I
think it is all good. She is a major success, a major talent, and I
think she is married and happy. Most of this crap was forced on her when
she was young and just starting her pro career.

I can't get a break in this thread, Everything is rejected so the replies to comments are not working. Not sure why as this hasn't happened in ages.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (ZbBR3)

558 532 Women *need* men. And men need women.
---
Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (sWM8x)

559 495 I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.
=============
Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)

560 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.

He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.


They're planning on producing some notes they wrote down before seeing his data, then charging him with perjury because their notes don't agree with his data.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)

561 But...I take your point. A freaking GOP Governor
should be advocating for the GOP President!! I guess this dweeb Ducey is
not termed out and is askeered about his next election.

I hate the nadless, clueless, weak, spineless GOPes.


Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 03:23 PM (DJFLF)


RINO shitheads like that are okay with the Dems cheating as long as it gets rid of OrangeManBad. What they don't understand is they will be on the receiving end of this in their next election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (FHq2j)

562
Oh, and I saw the knockout. It was a helluva knockout, a clean punch, but then the basketball player didn't seem to have a clue that he was supposed to try to block and/or avoid getting hit by those punches.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)

Which is the world of difference between having had any training and having had none. If you've ever seen gangs doing a street fight they look retarded.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

563 Oh, and I saw the knockout. It was a helluva knockout, a clean punch, but then the basketball player didn't seem to have a clue that he was supposed to try to block and/or avoid getting hit by those punches.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)



I bet he does now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (ZSK0i)

564 498 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

I would but got banned for noting that dementia Joe and Nancy love overpriced ice cream with contamination issues

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (YkawN)

565 >>> 529 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.
He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)

And I think I saw that he's smart enough to just give the FBI copies, not the originals. This guy might have a bright future ahead of him!

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Rbfr/)

566 He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (cF8AT)

___

And then destroy it?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (22mNy)

567
They're planning on producing some notes they wrote down before seeing his data, then charging him with perjury because their notes don't agree with his data.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)


NOT the Babylon Bee.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

568 Eddie Gaedel was the name of that batter.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (rWZ8Y)

569 560 Matt Braynard is testifying in Arizona now.

He said on twitter this weekend that the FBI approached him and asked him for his data.

They're planning on producing some notes they wrote down before seeing his data, then charging him with perjury because their notes don't agree with his data.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)
------------

Gen. Flynn has not comment.

Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

570 Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?

It means they're not independent, exchangeable, and disposable.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (naEeR)

571 Speaking of the FBI....how's that Hunter investigation (that was opened in 2019) going?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (22mNy)

572 ...instead of trying to be inferior men.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (rWZ8Y)


Well stated, because that's exactly what it is. And everybody knows it, so we have to basically lie to ourselves and each other, to pretend it's not.

Which is an extra layer of nonsense on top of the nonsense of women and girls being inserted into these situations in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (hku12)

573 Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (sWM8x)

Because it means that humanity isn't an infinitely malleable lump of clay on their potter's wheel, that we have a distinctive nature that cannot be bent too far without snapping back with dreadful force.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (YrhWm)

574 26 yards is embarrassing. She must be one of those XX women I hear about.

Posted by: Michelle at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (gdP3k)

575 Shame that the FBI has turned into the FIB.

But here we are.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (irzmA)

576 Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (sWM8x)

People who are comfortable with themselves and their place in the universe don't need some slimy shitweasel in a secondhand suit giving them a TED talk about how much better they could be if they would only assimilate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (6FeV1)

577 They're planning on producing some notes they wrote down before seeing his data, then charging him with perjury because their notes don't agree with his data.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)

And arrange the numbers on a spreadsheet into the shape of a noose.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (cF8AT)

578 530
https://tinyurl.com/yymnvrd3



The techies among us will want to read the link document. It shows
links between Dominion and Edisonresearch with servers in Iran, China,
etc. Also links BMA Capital Mgmt. Ltd., which provides Iran access to
capital markets.



It's pretty detailed.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:14 PM (cF8AT)



Interesting stuff... did not see the Iran connection coming.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2020 03:28 PM (d9rwJ)

That exhibit is badly flawed. For starters, the "expert" doesn't seem to understand what an autodiscover DNS record is. He also does nothing to establish that dominionvoting.com and dominionvotingsystems.com are both legit Dominion-owned domains or what a scan of those domains associated IP addresses has to do with any of the state elections. That document alone is enough to tell anybody with a moderate IT knowledge that it's a farce.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (CQ3Qb)

579 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

See #122 for Floyd Mayweather's opinion.

Posted by: Racist > Sexist in Grievance Olympics? at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (BBWrU)

580 >>> 26 yards ? Pathetic.

Hell, Clark jumped a Queen Family Truckster 50 yards.
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:26 PM (2eMOL)

======

26yds? I jumped my dad's '72 Ford LTD Country Squire further than that.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (4+gTH)

581 575 Shame that the FBI has turned into the FIB.

But here we are.



There is a reason that their nickname among the other federal agencies is "The Fibbies."

Posted by: Moki at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (+X9Vs)

582 They're planning on producing some notes they wrote down before seeing his data, then charging him with perjury because their notes don't agree with his data.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 03:33 PM (naEeR)


Still a pet peeve of mine. We should pass a law that the FBI either starts recording interviews, or their notes are inadmissible as evidence. There's zero reason to trust these guys anymore.

Posted by: Wally at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (FJYfm)

583 507 give her a follow. plane people are interesting to follow during these times.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jzdksj

@CuriousCamo

So our DOJ plane that has been in Toronto(Dominion Intl HQ located there) and then Fulton County GA is now headed South.
Will update!

more failure theatre
Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (CrU4U)

Then why did Nadler throw a fit today when Barr did not show up for a House Judiciary Metting?
hmmm...

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (vPzhp)

584 Damn.

I am guessing I missed a fun one, here.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Bn3CO)

585 98 SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM (GbPPJ)

Shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna work out fine if you only will
Do as I say, yes

Posted by: James Taylor, switching from Obama serenader to AtC serenader at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (Rbfr/)

586 AZ belongs to trump twice over, but getting a fair count there is like pulling teeth because Clan McCain still has the hurt feels over Trump's vicious but accurate comments about Mister Maverick's reputation and record. They would rather see the Harris administration wreck the Republic than give Trump the win. That's the GOPe in 2020 for you, bunch of jealous bitches....

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (W+kMI)

587 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:
https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413
SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM


A most cromulent rant, Empress.

*pushes All The Lemon Squares through the USB port for AtC*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (ejd/p)

588 I'm so old I remember when the SEC took football serious.

Posted by: NASCAR Champion Ricky Bobby at November 30, 2020 03:36 PM (l7udz)

589 Was there a bagpipe convention in S. Florida today?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:37 PM (22mNy)

590 I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.
=============
Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)


Yes he has, and considering where he came from, I'd say he's gained a LOT of wisdom.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

591 I can think of a couple of stunt 'moves' that had a purpose, such as making Refrigerator Perry a running back for a goal-line one yard run, and

the St. Louis Browns once put a midget in as a batter due to the small strike zone he had. He was walked in 4 throws.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)

592 By the by, Japan's actual Gundam is coming along nicely.


https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1333504825196068864

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (GbPPJ)

593 Haven't watched any sports this year and I used to love them. They have trained me to not miss them. I thought I would. Surprisingly, I don't. I will say, she's got a nice ass.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (BC/HA)

594 I can think of a couple of stunt 'moves' that had a purpose, such as making Refrigerator Perry a running back for a goal-line one yard run, and

the St. Louis Browns once put a midget in as a batter due to the small strike zone he had. He was walked in 4 throws.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)


Refrigerator Perry has more touchdown runs in the Super Bowl than Walter Peyton does at 1.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

595 590 I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.
=============
Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)


Yes he has, and considering where he came from, I'd say he's gained a LOT of wisdom.
=====
If the LORD can grant Mike Tyson grace and wisdom, there's hope for all of us yet!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (W+kMI)

596 Hole E Crap it's still pouring
Is this the apocalypse or something?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (9sWOw)

597 Hailie deegan and gracie trotter the first women to win in a nascar series (k&N and arca) do just fine competing against the boys. Deegan is considered ms dale earnhardt sr. Google her colorado win where she intimidates and knocks the boys out of her way! As one yells on the mike the little bitch dumped me!

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (QGh+w)

598 I had never heard the word "squib" before. Thanks, ace, for allowing me to learn a new word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (WkPC9)

599 He was walked in 4 throws.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)

Pitches.

Man card.

Turn it in.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (irzmA)

600 That exhibit is badly flawed. For starters, the "expert" doesn't seem to understand what an autodiscover DNS record is. He also does nothing to establish that dominionvoting.com and dominionvotingsystems.com are both legit Dominion-owned domains or what a scan of those domains associated IP addresses has to do with any of the state elections. That document alone is enough to tell anybody with a moderate IT knowledge that it's a farce.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (CQ3Qb)

Oh, ok Bri....

"I was an electronic intelligence analyst under 305th Military Intelligence with experience
gathering SAM missile system electronic intelligence. I have extensive experience as a white
hat hacker used by some of the top election specialists in the world. The methodologies I
have employed represent industry standard cyber operation toolkits for digital forensics and
OSINT, which are commonly used to certify connections between servers, network nodes
and other digital properties and probe to network system vulnerabilities."

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (cF8AT)

601 570 Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?
***

Because it doesn't help them remake the world.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (H8QX8)

602 591 I can think of a couple of stunt 'moves' that had a purpose, such as making Refrigerator Perry a running back for a goal-line one yard run, and

the St. Louis Browns once put a midget in as a batter due to the small strike zone he had. He was walked in 4 throws.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)

__

There was a minor league hickey team that had a grrrrlll goalie in a game.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (22mNy)

603 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

See #122 for Floyd Mayweather's opinion.
Posted by: Racist > Sexist in Grievance Olympics? at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (BBWrU)


Hmmm, Floyd says "I would never kick my brother when he's down."

Wouldn't have made any difference if you had, Floyd. He wouldn't have felt it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (hku12)

604 583 507 give her a follow. plane people are interesting to follow during these times.

https://tinyurl.com/y3jzdksj

@CuriousCamo

So our DOJ plane that has been in Toronto(Dominion Intl HQ located there) and then Fulton County GA is now headed South.
Will update!

more failure theatre
Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:31 PM (CrU4U)

Then why did Nadler throw a fit today when Barr did not show up for a House Judiciary Metting?
hmmm...

it is what he does... I'll believe Barr when someone.. anyone is brought up on charges... have lost faith in him to get anyone convicted of any crime.

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:40 PM (CrU4U)

605 >>> Refrigerator Perry has more touchdown runs in the Super Bowl than Walter Peyton does at 1.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

========

That was a travesty.

Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 03:40 PM (4+gTH)

606 Redskins (4-7) play Steelers (10-0) on the road but Steelers are having players being shut down cuz Wuhan Flu. Odds Skins win this one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:40 PM (e7/oJ)

607 Braynard bringing good stuff to AZ

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (ZR7kf)

608 That exhibit is badly flawed. For starters, the
"expert" doesn't seem to understand what an autodiscover DNS record is.
He also does nothing to establish that dominionvoting.com and
dominionvotingsystems.com are both legit Dominion-owned domains or what a
scan of those domains associated IP addresses has to do with any of the
state elections. That document alone is enough to tell anybody with a
moderate IT knowledge that it's a farce.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:35 PM (CQ3Qb)


How long have you worked for Dominion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (FHq2j)

609 So do the other players call her a ball b*tch when they make her shag balls (phrasing??). That what kickers did at my HS, and they were called that.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (rvtKu)

610 A entire coup d'etat and the FBI is no where to be found, quite as church mice.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (9sWOw)

611 592 By the by, Japan's actual Gundam is coming along nicely.


https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1333504825196068864
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That's the best thing I've seen all day. Rise up, Gundam!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (W+kMI)

612 605 >>> Refrigerator Perry has more touchdown runs in the Super Bowl than Walter Peyton does at 1.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

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That was a travesty.
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It made Walter cry and hide in shame.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (e7/oJ)

613 Da Fridge..... Legendary

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (CrU4U)

614 ========

That was a travesty.
Posted by: Tinkertoeverstochance at November 30, 2020 03:40 PM (4+gTH)


I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

615 Oh, and I saw the knockout. It was a helluva knockout, a clean punch, but then the basketball player didn't seem to have a clue that he was supposed to try to block and/or avoid getting hit by those punches.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)


I bet he does now.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 30, 2020 03:34 PM (ZSK0i)


Did you see how hard his face hit the canvass? There's a chance he doesn't even remember his name anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

616 She does have a nice butt, though.

Heh. Noticed that, too.

To be fair, it does look like she was placing the ball in that hole to eliminate a run back. (Which, in the SEC, might have killed her)

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (syU/E)

617 How long have you worked for Dominion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (FHq2j)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (cF8AT)

618 The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you voted for.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (NpAcC)

619 Then why did Nadler throw a fit today when Barr did not show up for a House Judiciary Metting?

Theater, plus petty tyrant being denied power

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

620
Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?
***

Because it doesn't help them remake the world.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (H8QX







You misspelled "destroy".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (EGyGV)

621 Haruummph

Haruummph

*Fiddles with bagpipe keys*

Posted by: Barr at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (HX3Bi)

622 Does she have to wear a cup?

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (acl3b)

623 593 Haven't watched any sports this year and I used to love them. They have trained me to not miss them. I thought I would. Surprisingly, I don't

_____

When you realize how silly it all is, you ask yourself WTF was I doing all these years caring about it.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (22mNy)

624 >>SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!


Sorry. You got here too late.

All my attention already got boxed up and sent out, today.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (Bn3CO)

625 Oh speaking of out of state fraud, apparently Stephen Crowder found out someone might have voted in his name in another state. Have not watched the YT vid yet where he rants about this, but I will check out today.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (Rbfr/)

626 596 Hole E Crap it's still pouring
Is this the apocalypse or something?
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How's your boat coming along?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (e7/oJ)

627 "I was an electronic intelligence analyst under 305th Military Intelligence with experience

gathering SAM missile system electronic intelligence. I have extensive experience as a white

hat hacker used by some of the top election specialists in the world. The methodologies I

have employed represent industry standard cyber operation toolkits for digital forensics and

OSINT, which are commonly used to certify connections between servers, network nodes

and other digital properties and probe to network system vulnerabilities."

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (cF8AT)


Which makes it pretty odd that he doesn't have the first clue what an autodiscover record is in DNS. From his exhibit 105:
"15 The auto discovery feature allows programmers to access any system while it is connected to the internet once it's a part of the constellation of devices"
No, it's not. At all. The autodiscover DNS record simply tells your mail client where to look for the Exchange server. That's all it is.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

628 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (QGh+w)

Why do you have this passage from Exodus in your nic? It doesn't Biblically justify abortion, as some people claim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (WkPC9)

629 Am I supposed to care?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (BUyai)

630 The GOP isn't about results, it's about talking about results.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 30, 2020 03:19 PM (WEBkv)
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GOP does EXACTLY what their big donors pay them to do. Deliver every time.

Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (sm/HL)

631 >> She does have a nice butt, though.


He calves are weak.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (Bn3CO)

632 Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)


Yes he has, and considering where he came from, I'd say he's gained a LOT of wisdom.
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If the LORD can grant Mike Tyson grace and wisdom, there's hope for all of us yet!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (W+kMI)


Amen.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (hku12)

633 595 590 I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.
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Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)


Cautionary tale.

Guys was the GOAT. Threw it all away because he got tired of working hard.

Fell of a cliff in an instant.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (fLpTX)

634 There's 0% chance any woman will ever play in the NBA, NFL or NHL.

A woman could potentially be a knuckleball pitcher - Eri Yoshida did it. But she was pretty bad. I imagine an athletic American woman would outdo a tiny Japanese one.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (icI8A)

635 To be fair, it does look like she was placing the ball in that hole to eliminate a run back. (Which, in the SEC, might have killed her)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (syU/E)


Was it windy? There's usually not a guy holding the kickoff unless there's heavy winds. Even with that, she kicked it like shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

636 There was a minor league hickey team that had a grrrrlll goalie in a game.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (22mNy)

=====

I'm all in for moar girls on hickey teams!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (dfRN6)

637 Funny how in AZ a bunch of people who just had moved there a month ago showed up to vote and all were from the same apartment complexes.
Same thing will happen in GA
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (NpAcC)

CA homeless losers gotta go somewhere. I think we got a couple bus loads of them dumped here in Reno a couple months ago. Our local hobos are not aggressive but the new bunch are the feral SF type.

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (YkawN)

638 610 A entire coup d'etat and the FBI is no where to be found, quite as church mice.
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (9sWOw)


That's like asking Heinrich Himmler to be in charge of the Nuremberg War Crimes trials.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (s2VJv)

639 The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you voted for.

That's already in the blockchain system by the Post Office. The problem is, who's doing the tabulating? Yeah, we can all confirm *our* votes, but how are we to know that they- and only they- got counted?

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (syU/E)

640 618 The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you voted for.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (NpAcC)

___

So basically an Amazon order tracker? Which has been around for 20 years. Nothing hard about it, but without the will to have fair elections, it will never be implemented.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (22mNy)

641 She didn't get no pizza named after her... but she could be my little topping.

Posted by: Mean Joe Greene at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (ktqLp)

642 634 There's 0% chance any woman will ever play in the NBA, NFL or NHL.

A woman could potentially be a knuckleball pitcher - Eri Yoshida did it. But she was pretty bad. I imagine an athletic American woman would outdo a tiny Japanese one.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (icI8A)



Yoko Yam Shooter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (s2VJv)

643 He was walked in 4 throws.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)

Pitches.

Man card.

Turn it in.
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (irzmA)


Seconded.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (hku12)

644 634 There's 0% chance any woman will ever play in the NBA, NFL or NHL.

A woman could potentially be a knuckleball pitcher - Eri Yoshida did it. But she was pretty bad. I imagine an athletic American woman would outdo a tiny Japanese one.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (icI8A)


I will take that bet.

There will be much virtue signalling that you cannot contemplate before this all goes down.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (fLpTX)

645 Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?

The most vocal (and hence, powerful) coalition on the left is angry frustrated womyn who never got what they wanted out of life and feel like they're being Kept Down by reality and physics. Women who've tried every step of the way to be the powerful SLAY KWEEN Chosen One that they were raised to believe they were, but instead were merely mortal women who kept being molested and raped by the leftist men they hang out with.

Clearly, the right wing is to blame for all of this by not going along with their ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

646 Does she have to wear a cup?
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (acl3b)


Why?

They guys don't.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

647 To be fair, it does look like she was placing the ball in that hole to eliminate a run back. (Which, in the SEC, might have killed her)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (syU/E)

Yeah, she's the best.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (irzmA)

648
Which makes it pretty odd that he doesn't have the first clue what an autodiscover record is in DNS. From his exhibit 105:
"15 The auto discovery feature allows programmers to access any system while it is connected to the internet once it's a part of the constellation of devices"
No, it's not. At all. The autodiscover DNS record simply tells your mail client where to look for the Exchange server. That's all it is.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

That seems like a fairly pedantic criticism. It establishes the precondition allowing for X to be executed vs doing X immediately.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

649 I think it is cute when girls want to do man stuff.

I think it is pathetic when anyone who isn't related to her (or boning / aspiring to bone her) to pretend to care though.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Bn3CO)

650 646 Does she have to wear a cup?
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (acl3b)

Why?

They guys don't.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)


"Lady Umpires. Finally, a Chest Worth Protecting"

- - Bob Bulldog Briscoe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (s2VJv)

651 Vandy's promotion of a lady kicker reminds me of the St. Louis Browns
Bill Veeck who sent a 3' 7" player to the plate with a miniscule strike
zone. He walked on 4 straight pitches but was not a co-player of the
week.

That was the Chicago White Sox. Peg leg Bill Veeck was a lot of fun. He'd sit in the bleachers with us bums and buy whole sections beers.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (+ya+t)

652 The current fastest pitch from a woman is 68 or 69 MPH. Tim Wakefield threw from 71 to 75. So a woman would only need to best the current record by 3 or 4 MPH to be at a similar velocity. Height makes a big difference though - he was 6'2'', so not impossible for an athletic woman to be that tall.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (icI8A)

653 Because it doesn't help them remake the world.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (H8QX

You misspelled "destroy".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (EGyGV)

Their goal is to render mankind a tabula rasa, and rebuild everything about society in their image.

It's Year Zero thinking. They think that if they abolish all history and memory of how things were before, their bullshit will start working.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (YrhWm)

654 618 The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should
develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of
some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you
voted for.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (NpAcC)


Dominion Imagecast machines already do that. I think all of them do. A verifiable paper trail has always been the goal of electronic voting systems but Democrats have always fought it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

655 Also I'll note Bino's complaint about not connecting the two dominion websites to dominion more extensively is akin to floating that the websites were established as a conspiracy against dominion.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)

656 Rudi! Rudi! Rudi!

Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (Rbu5d)

657 Speaking of sports, I saw some headlines that a youtube personality knocked out a basketball player in some boxing match and the world is apparently all atwitter about it for some reason.

Watch the video, you'll understand. It was a *hard* knockout, like you generally see only in cartoons.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (ZGrMX)

658 By the by, Japan's actual Gundam is coming along nicely.

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Still needs a wave motion cannon

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (kOpft)

659 Hey, Eddie Gaedel was awesome - he got banned for being too good!

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (icI8A)

660 seen on Twitter:

"Sarah Fuller becomes the first woman to play in a Power 5 college football game, since Jay Cutler in 2004."

I lol'd.

Posted by: Abiss at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Y8DtA)

661 >>>Does she have to wear a cup?

Two b cups.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (a7pmO)

662 I had to watch the game bc Mrs. Unsure is a local pioneer in women-and-sports. But the ACC Network (under the ESPN umbrella) telecast was hideous. It was all-Sarah-all-the-time, except for the obligatory SJW segment on a Mizzou minority, and as you can tell by the score, the game was awful.

It was like watching a Charlie Chaplin movie. The only time they opened a parabolic mike during the whole game was for Sarah's kickoff, so we could hear the massive hit.

Posted by: Al Unsure at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Jib4S)

663 641 She didn't get no pizza named after her... but she could be my little topping.

Posted by: Mean Joe Greene at November 30, 2020 03:44 PM (ktqLp)

___________


I can see her in a new Bud Light marketing campaign as old middle-aged gals in a bar shout back and forth "No, she tastes great!, "No, she's less filling!"

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (UgemJ)

664 >> The current fastest pitch from a woman is 68 or 69 MPH. Tim Wakefield threw from 71 to 75. So a woman would only need to best the current record by 3 or 4 MPH to be at a similar velocity. Height makes a big difference though - he was 6'2'', so not impossible for an athletic woman to be that tall.


Doesn't need the velocity, just the ability to throw a consistent knuckler.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Bn3CO)

665 The current fastest pitch from a woman is 68 or 69 MPH. Tim Wakefield threw from 71 to 75. So a woman would only need to best the current record by 3 or 4 MPH to be at a similar velocity. Height makes a big difference though - he was 6'2'', so not impossible for an athletic woman to be that tall.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (icI8A)


Didn't Wakefield throw knuckleballs?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

666 Speaking of Japan, Nintendo World is set to open in 2021 in Osaka.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (icI8A)

667 Oops, SEC Network. Same difference.

Posted by: Al Unsure at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Jib4S)

668 637
Funny how in AZ a bunch of people who just had moved there a month ago
showed up to vote and all were from the same apartment complexes.

Same thing will happen in GA

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (NpAcC)



CA homeless losers gotta go somewhere. I think we got a couple bus
loads of them dumped here in Reno a couple months ago. Our local hobos
are not aggressive but the new bunch are the feral SF type.

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (YkawN)

The thing that cheeses me off about all that same day stuff, especially with yang in GA, is that all those people already picked a senator in their REAL home states. Talk about disenfranchising people. And there area lot of people on the left like (way left) Yang, who RAN FOR PRESIDENT who think its cool and a feature of the system. Fundamentally unamerican.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (XOGBq)

669 The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you voted for.

Posted by: redridinghood


You fill out a paper ballot.
You sign it with your thumbprint.
In ink or their blood. Their call.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (W4LFA)

670 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (QGh+w)



Why do you have this passage from Exodus in your nic? It doesn't Biblically justify abortion, as some people claim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (WkPC9)

I mean, it strongly implies that anyone who performs an abortion should be put to death.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (kOpft)

671 Well to stay a sure mild, hold be the same, then a hurry maybe - get your color both side.

Posted by: The Italian Guy in the Sidebar at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (mjO4F)

672 That seems like a fairly pedantic criticism. It
establishes the precondition allowing for X to be executed vs doing X
immediately.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zm+LZ)


The guy claims that the existence of an autodiscover DNS record means that devices can be operated remotely. That is blatantly false. I don't even know what " It
establishes the precondition allowing for X to be executed vs doing X
immediately." means.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

673 664
Doesn't need the velocity, just the ability to throw a consistent knuckler.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Bn3CO)

==========

I have a book idea about a knuckle ball pitcher in the low minors in the 30s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

674 I didn't watch, but saw a brief interview they did afterwards, and good grief is this a strange world, where Mike Tyson is one of the most thoughtful, decent, and hilarious people in public life.
=============
Unlike a lot of stupid and vainglorious people we've heard on the news recently, Mike Tyson has matured and grown as a man, and gained a little wisdom from his life. Good for him, and shame on the rest of them.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:32 PM (W+kMI)


Cautionary tale.

Guys was the GOAT. Threw it all away because he got tired of working hard.

Fell of a cliff in an instant.
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (fLpTX)


Debatable. If you mean that one fight, then sure.

If you mean that bullshit charge that got him put in prison, then yeah, no. I don't buy it for an instant. He was made an example of, by a corrupt "justice" system.

However, after all that, he continued to battle at a high level for a career that lasted until he was pushing close to 40. He never regained his early form, but very few do. Guys like Ali were and are the exception. Most champions have much much shorter reigns than Iron Mike did.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

675 Interesting to see that a Fulton County server failed and Dominion is sending technicians to fix it. It'll be fixed alright.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

676 They are making some strong arguments in AZ, but I am going to have to go ahead and declare them discredited. It is time to move on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (dNzKv)

677 665 The current fastest pitch from a woman is 68 or 69 MPH. Tim Wakefield threw from 71 to 75. So a woman would only need to best the current record by 3 or 4 MPH to be at a similar velocity. Height makes a big difference though - he was 6'2'', so not impossible for an athletic woman to be that tall.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (icI8A)

Didn't Wakefield throw knuckleballs?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Pretty much. He would sneak a fastball by someone every once in a while at the breakneck speed of 77.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (2eMOL)

678 Doesn't need the velocity, just the ability to throw a consistent knuckler.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Bn3CO)

So I guess our fake president elect qualifies.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (mjO4F)

679 So for the last 6 months or so, I've been trying to find a certain song Rush plays when coming back from commercial. He never mentions it as he does with either My City Was Gone or some of the others. It's the SIDEBAR song! Very catchy.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (Oka5v)

680 "Didn't Wakefield throw knuckleballs?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)"

Yeah - a woman in the MLB would need to be a knuckleball pitcher also, because their fastball velocity is too low. But it can work off of a knuckler. The knuckleball is sort of an art, and it's not about raw power - it's all mechanics. It's not impossible to imagine a woman doing it. Whereas, to be a regular fastball pitcher, they'd need to top the current world record by about 25-30 MPH.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (icI8A)

681 "Men and women are different and complementary. Why is that idea so threatening to lefties?"

you want to see feminists throw a hissy fit? Suggest that women should be submissive to their husbands and follow Biblical teaching. And that they would be happier if they stayed home, minded their house and had kids. It's amazing how much that threatens them.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (JKNZq)

682 >>> 641 She didn't get no pizza named after her... but she could be my little topping

Oh, that reminds me. I finally watched the Social Dilemma on Netflix. It's great, and a good cautionary tale. But I noticed they were more than happy to debunk things like Pizzagate... but totally bought into things like systemic climate change. Sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (Rbfr/)

683 So who said the word Dominion and conjured up BINO? Bad poster... BAD POSTER!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (946rW)

684 The thing that cheeses me off about all that same day stuff, especially with yang in GA, is that all those people already picked a senator in their REAL home states. Talk about disenfranchising people. And there area lot of people on the left like (way left) Yang, who RAN FOR PRESIDENT who think its cool and a feature of the system. Fundamentally unamerican.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 03:48 PM (XOGBq)



It's also illegal as hell to move to a state and register to vote if you are not moving there to be a resident of that state.

I couldn't vote in 2010 because I moved down here first week of October and, at that time, it was not long enough in state to establish residency, even though I was moving here with intent to stay, and I wasn't going to absentee vote in a state from which I had just moved.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (GbPPJ)

685
The RSBN commentators were saying that someone like Elon Musk should develop a voting system/machine where you would be given a bar code of some sort to check to see not only if you voted but which candidates you voted for.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2020 03:42 PM (NpAcC)






The problem with a barcode is the same as if you could walk out with a copy of your official ballot. When the commie cocksucker Donks start handing out "walking around money", they'll just tell the cheats that they won't get their $20 until AFTER they show the ballot/barcode to the Donk operative, to prove that they actually voted for the cheating cocksucker who illegally purchased their vote.

That's been the standard reasoning behind resistance to a voting receipt showing the vote details for years.

Registration deadline weeks before election day
Paper ballots
One-day voting
Purple fingers

That's about the only way you can even get close to a legit election.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV)

686 672 That seems like a fairly pedantic criticism. It
establishes the precondition allowing for X to be executed vs doing X
immediately.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:45 PM (Zm+LZ)


The guy claims that the existence of an autodiscover DNS record means that devices can be operated remotely. That is blatantly false. I don't even know what " It
establishes the precondition allowing for X to be executed vs doing X
immediately." means.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (CQ3Qb)

He was describing a step in the process, not the backdoor. Not the method to gain entry. Your complaint amounts to him being imprecise with his language.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (Zm+LZ)

687 Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (kOpft)

But that's the justification for abortion, which is rather odd since none of them are Biblical literalists anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (WkPC9)

688 This sucks:

FCC Chairman Ajit Pai will step down on Jan 20. He's been a solid voice at the FCC pushing back on leftist censorship, net neutrality, etc.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (22mNy)

689 "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" is in fact a Mike Tyson quote from long ago - and is a life wisdom for the ages.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (mjO4F)

690 Joe prolly hurt his foot when Jill and Hunter shoved him out of the bed.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (rwetY)

691 I had never heard the word "squib" before. Thanks, ace, for allowing me to learn a new word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:39 PM (WkPC9)

it is basically a grounder that is used to prevent a serious return by a Deion Sanders type. It is also a small explosive pack that goes off on an actor to look like he got shot. The English language is strange and quite varied.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (ZbBR3)

692 Bino Glows.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:52 PM (vPzhp)

693 655
Also I'll note Bino's complaint about not connecting the two dominion
websites to dominion more extensively is akin to floating that the
websites were established as a conspiracy against dominion.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)


They don't appear to be related but I only briefly looked. Both domains are privately registered so there's no way of knowing who registered them. One was registered in 2005, the other was registered last May. Both domains point to different nameservers which would be unusual for an organization of that size (usually you want to keep all domains maintained from the same place for ease of administration). I didn't spend much time looking into them because what is the relevance of Dominion's web domain? Each state has their own infrastructure that devices would be configured for, not Dominion's home office.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

694 691 it is basically a grounder that is used to prevent a serious return by a Deion Sanders type. It is also a small explosive pack that goes off on an actor to look like he got shot. The English language is strange and quite varied.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (ZbBR3)

=========

It's what happens when the French invade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

695 Eri Yoshida illustrates my point, I think - she threw a 50 MPH knuckler and a 65 MPH fastball. But she's a 5'1'' 120 pound Japanese woman. And in addition, because of her lack of height, she was a SIDEARM knuckler, which is a double gimmick. No 5'1'' dude is going to be a good pitcher either.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (icI8A)

696 There's 0% chance any woman will ever play in the NBA, NFL or NHL.

As a stunt, she could be the guy holding the ball for a windy kickoff. She *probably* wouldn't harm her team.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (LJsYz)

697 Test

Posted by: Weekreekfarmgirl at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (6T5sH)

698 Bino Glows.
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:52 PM (vPzhp)


I remember GLOW.

The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

699 When I see BINO all I can think of is that song B-I-N-G-O-(miss the G) "and Bingo was his name". I think I'd rather see BINGO the dog than BINO

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (WkPC9)

700 Another cheat they were doing was giving third party candidates votes. A normal ratio Trump/Jorgensen is 32:1 or so but in Michigan, in those vote dumps, he apparently was getting 2.5:1

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (2eMOL)

701 He was describing a step in the process, not the
backdoor. Not the method to gain entry. Your complaint amounts to him
being imprecise with his language.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (Zm+LZ)

Perjury trap!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

702 The problem with the bar code is that yo can't read a bar code. It can print that you voted for Trump in plain english, but the bar code tells the machine Biden and you would never know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (dNzKv)

703 Test
Posted by: Weekreekfarmgirl at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (6T5sH)


Clarkson! FAIL!!!!

Posted by: Vietnamese Motorcycle Test Guy at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

704
I couldn't vote in 2010 because I moved down here first week of October and, at that time, it was not long enough in state to establish residency, even though I was moving here with intent to stay, and I wasn't going to absentee vote in a state from which I had just moved.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (GbPPJ)

Here in CA the college kids do it all the time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (7bcfy)

705 Debatable. If you mean that one fight, then sure.

If you mean that bullshit charge that got him put in prison, then yeah, no. I don't buy it for an instant. He was made an example of, by a corrupt "justice" system.

However, after all that, he continued to battle at a high level for a career that lasted until he was pushing close to 40. He never regained his early form, but very few do. Guys like Ali were and are the exception. Most champions have much much shorter reigns than Iron Mike did.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)


Yeah definitely that one fight.

I was young and just baffled had no clue how it happened.

Years later I read that he basically just stopped training.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (fLpTX)

706 Ace needs to post about the exciting new addition to the language, "Vulva Owner".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

707 A Squib is a gay Kraken.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (e7/oJ)

708 Joe prolly hurt his foot when Jill and Hunter shoved him out of the bed.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (rwetY)


He tried to pinch Jill's behind, and accidentally grabbed Hunter's wang.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (hku12)

709 >>> Joe prolly hurt his foot when Jill and Hunter shoved him out of the bed. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (rwetY)

Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an ambassador somewhere, and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like Biden now is...

...make of that coincidence what you will.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbfr/)

710
Doesn't need the velocity, just the ability to throw a consistent knuckler.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2020 03:47 PM (Bn3CO)







"consistent knuckler"

Uhhhh...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)

711
RE: the Johns Hopkins story

These universities, like many other institutions, will learn to do the Soviet shim-sham soon.

Jonah Goldberg almost has it nailed down. Never, ever take a hard line on anything, even when it's from the Inner Party. Always support it explicitly or implicitly, but never take a strong commitment. "Of course I supported the line," you can say, "just look, here."

But, if the line changes, you can say "just look here, I supported the line, but I was questioning it the whole time."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (BvLWD)

712 You want to punt like a man, you NEED a manly name!

Posted by: Ray Guy at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (ps5A0)

713 There have been a few F-1 Women drivers but none to success or for long.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (9sWOw)

714 Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (Rbfr/)

Yeah, it had promise but the trailer gave away where they were coming from.

My sense (from the trailer) was that it's the villains telling a juicy half a story to rope the rubes in further and demonstrate why what they want you to believe is actually correct.

Diabolical.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (mjO4F)

715 He was describing a step in the process, not the
backdoor. Not the method to gain entry. Your complaint amounts to him
being imprecise with his language.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM (Zm+LZ)


I would think the DoD IT man accusing the Deep State of a coup might want to be precise in their language.
It's a bit more than that I'm afraid. Whoever put that exhibit together does not know what they're talking about. I have a hard time believing that Trump's lawyers don't have SOMEBODY on their staffs who could've told them that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (CQ3Qb)

716 FCC Chairman Ajit Pai will step down on Jan 20. He's been a solid voice at the FCC pushing back on leftist censorship, net neutrality, etc.



His net neutrality rule is why we got 2020.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)

717 706
Ace needs to post about the exciting new addition to the language, "Vulva Owner".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

I rented one of those once, but I would hate to be an owner. Too pricey for repairs.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

718 693 655
Also I'll note Bino's complaint about not connecting the two dominion
websites to dominion more extensively is akin to floating that the
websites were established as a conspiracy against dominion.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)


They don't appear to be related but I only briefly looked. Both domains are privately registered so there's no way of knowing who registered them. One was registered in 2005, the other was registered last May. Both domains point to different nameservers which would be unusual for an organization of that size (usually you want to keep all domains maintained from the same place for ease of administration). I didn't spend much time looking into them because what is the relevance of Dominion's web domain? Each state has their own infrastructure that devices would be configured for, not Dominion's home office.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

So your theory is that these websites with precisely the anomalous connections we were worried about, and which appear to be their actual company website, have no relation to Dominion and are being used to smear them?

dominionvoting.com their literal company website, doesn't have sufficiently established connections to Dominion Voting Systems?

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

719 I'm seeing people make excuses for her on Twitter by pointing out that it was a called squib kick and she did exactly what was asked of her by the coaches. Fine. Why would anyone start the second half with a called squib? Better yet, why would anyone open the second half with a called squib against the SEC's second worst kick returning team? This was deficiency hiding.

Posted by: Ben at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (GBcwv)

720 So Stunning, So brave. Just don't ask me to make a touchdown saving tackle

Posted by: Priapism at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (2cfUo)

721 >>>She didn't get no pizza named after her... but she could be my little topping.

She needs to get a proper stage name, like Titsy Fulsome, to get the level of attention she craves.

Posted by: Mr. Bone at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (a7pmO)

722 Speaking of Japan, Nintendo World is set to open in 2021 in Osaka.
===

Not so fast...

Posted by: Fauci at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (vg8iE)

723 690 Joe prolly hurt his foot when Jill and Hunter shoved him out of the bed.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 30, 2020 03:51 PM


___________



Come on, man! Everybody knows that Corn Pop participates and acts as security, too ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (UgemJ)

724 From Arizona ... some mention of white hats. idk what "having the packets" means exactly, like whether they can decode what the packets say.


"Are you willing to say under oath, that you've seen the connection to the internet, that you've seen it gone offshore to Frankfurt, Germany?"

Col. Waldron: "Yes, our "White" hat hackers, they have that traffic and the packets."

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (Cus5s)

725 I didn't believe that Sundowner playing with the dog story for a second.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (9sWOw)

726 Bino's got electrolytes

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (mjO4F)

727 Bino Glows.

He has been The Steal's biggest defender. He's mastered the "there's no evidence!" defense.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (V+A8w)

728 Sidney Powell just retweeted a letter to POTUS from 80 million plus Americans calling calling on him to invoke Insurrection act and Military Tribunals!!!

https://tinyurl.com/y3e7w8wo

Sidney Powell Retweeted

Replying to
@LLinWood

@KirkWiebe
and 4 others
@POTUS

@realDonaldTrump

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (vPzhp)

729 719 I'm seeing people make excuses for her on Twitter by pointing out that it was a called squib kick and she did exactly what was asked of her by the coaches. Fine. Why would anyone start the second half with a called squib? Better yet, why would anyone open the second half with a called squib against the SEC's second worst kick returning team? This was deficiency hiding.
Posted by: Ben at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (GBcwv)

==========

Because they wanted her to do something and it was the only thing they could rely on her to do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

730 Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)


Yeah definitely that one fight.

I was young and just baffled had no clue how it happened.

Years later I read that he basically just stopped training.
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (fLpTX)


No question. He was out of control during that time in his life, thinking he couldn't be touched.

The man had freakin' tigers on a leash back then. Would crash his Bentley, then toss his keys to the other guy saying "here, this oughta cover it."

He's very introspective about all that too. Fascinating to see a man who can look back on his life, and be as brutally honest with himself as Mike is.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)

731 They don't care if you believe them. They just want to be able to say what they want.

They have polls to say that you believe them.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (mjO4F)

732 *WANK WANK WANK*

Why in the HELL is an official voting machine even connected to the INTERNET or accessible with a USB drive in the first place?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (JWCyv)

733 "playing with the dog"
LOL
Sure Bidet, sure.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (22mNy)

734 I just thought of the obvious athletic competition where men and women run the same course under the same rules: American Ninja Warrior.

The only concession to women is that the top five (I think it's five) women in each region go on to the semi finals. And that's it. No other concessions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (GbPPJ)

735 I am surprised they did not find a soccer player for this. Many can convert a similar method of kicking soccer balls to teed up footballs and really crush it.

26 yards is an embarrassment and they could have found a chick that can kick it fifty yards or more.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 30, 2020 02:31 PM (uc+oy)

Um, Sarah Fuller is a senior on the Vanderbilt womens soccer team, with a full ride scholarship.

She squibbed kicked the ball , which guaranteed that Missouri would simply fall on it , as squib kicks are harder to catch and run with. It was a complete football theater deal , with both teams in on the act. It gave Missouri the out to simply fall on the ball, so that no one had block for a run back.

There was zero reason Vandy or it's coach couldn't have gone to the men's soccer team to get a kicker. That is often where college football teams get their kickers from, Div. 1 will often import them from Austraiia, NZ or SA where soccer is so pervasive.

That was simply a woke stunt, by a coach of a 0-8 team , who knew he was on his way out and the AD decided to use this to distract from how the program has fallen.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (7sidJ)

736 Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an ambassador somewhere, and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like Biden now is...

...make of that coincidence what you will.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbfr/)

The UK.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

737
There are frequent weepies about why so few women are Division 1 coaches or there aren't any woman MLB umpires. As to the first, a Division 1 coach works about 100 hours a week. As to the second, any umpire trying to get to the majors has to 1) be very lucky to be the best when a slot opens and 2) live a horrible, badly paid life working in the minors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (mht8P)

738 SEC Names Sarah Fuller "Co-Special Teams Player of the Week" For Her Amazing 26-Yard Kickoff

And here to present the award for not breaking her foot...

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (V+A8w)

739 "playing with the dog"
LOL
Sure Bidet, sure.
===

Yeah, probably trying to toe fuck it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

740 Well, it is Vanderbilt so there is that. Is there no guy at Vandy who can kick a ball 27 yards? And wait until someone hits her on the field.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (+Kpte)

741 ==========

Because they wanted her to do something and it was the only thing they could rely on her to do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)


And she did it poorly.

Had the guy not stopped it at the 35, it would've gone out of bounds, giving them the ball at......the 35.

He saved her the embarrassment of getting a penalty in her one and only shot for failing at her one job.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

742 709 . . .Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain . . .

Posted by: LizLem
_________

Well then.

Posted by: Furious George at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (9vQJW)

743 I was warming up pizza in the oven once and burnt it. I was named cook of the week. What a day. What a day.

Posted by: Cook of the week_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (LBiyC)

744 Artical at American Thinker I linked this morning about how complicated Dominion's voting machine is, all it needed to do was add up votes, no other math required yet is doing algorithms, stealing votes between contestants and hooked up to the internet a hundred ways as well as being in a foreign country.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (9sWOw)

745 I swear by the old gods and the new I saw an episode of Futurama about this.

Posted by: SSG Kane at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (WOwqK)

746 When do we get to squee over the naming of the Biden's cat?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (dNzKv)

747 @713 Nascar is where women are winning races in the lower series. Hailie deegan has won 3 times and gracie trotter 1 time so far.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (QGh+w)

748 Who but leftists actually believe Biden was hurt playing with the dog?-and even some of them probably don't. First we had the picture of Joe with the blue socks with pictures of dogs on them (?) (a truly newsworthy item//s) and then there was a discussion about the Bidens getting another dog and what the pet psychic said. Now we get Joe injured while playing with dog. "Human interest" creative writing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (WkPC9)

749 733 "playing with the dog"
LOL
Sure Bidet, sure.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (22mNy)

Hey, it could happen - Harry Ried

Posted by: Priapism at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (2cfUo)

750 622 Does she have to wear a cup?
-----
Camel-toe cup.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (WQZ1O)

751 700 Another cheat they were doing was giving third party candidates votes. A normal ratio Trump/Jorgensen is 32:1 or so but in Michigan, in those vote dumps, he apparently was getting 2.5:1
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 03:53 PM

jsg, who is reporting the 2.5:1 ratio?

Posted by: clutch at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (9UmRs)

752 >>Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an ambassador somewhere, and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like Biden now is. . .



Seriously?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

753
That was simply a woke stunt, by a coach of a 0-8 team , who knew he was on his way out and the AD decided to use this to distract from how the program has fallen.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (7sidJ)


To be fair, it never was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (C6o6Z)

754 By the way if you really want to understand the vast and insane reach and influence of one James Brown, look no further than the Italian song in the sidebar. I mean it's basically a James Brown song. And I'm not talking about the fake english.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (mjO4F)

755
Biden suffered a hairbrained fracture of his foot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (mht8P)

756 So your theory is that these websites with precisely
the anomalous connections we were worried about, and which appear to be
their actual company website, have no relation to Dominion and are
being used to smear them?



dominionvoting.com their literal company website, doesn't have sufficiently established connections to Dominion Voting Systems?

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

What anomalous connections are you talking about? The exhibit makes no such claim (although it tries really hard to suggest that it does). They haven't even demonstrated that any machine was connected to the internet, much less that foreign governments or whoever was controlling them. They have provided exactly zero evidence of any problems with the machines. All that does is take away from the real fraud.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (CQ3Qb)

757 >>> The UK. Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

Ugh. Well Papa Kennedy already spoiled that post, Cindy might as well take a stab at it.

I like how Biden is totally shafting the core staff that got him through the election and hiring Obama leftovers, like the press chicks.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (Rbfr/)

758 Ace phoning it in today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:00 PM (dNzKv)

759 Why in the HELL is an official voting machine even connected to the INTERNET or accessible with a USB drive in the first place?

That would require vote integrity being Job One.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (sc/gu)

760 Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an ambassador somewhere,
and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like Biden now is...



...make of that coincidence what you will.



Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbfr/)


Might as well, all the dead and dying traitors tapped her.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

761 Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an
ambassador somewhere, and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like
Biden now is...



...make of that coincidence what you will.



Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbfr/)



The UK.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

He is going to end up with quite the fantasy administration. That basement is going to be very crowded.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (946rW)

762 She's a soccer player, but apparently the goalie. Wouldn't you get, I dunno, a forward to do this kind of PR thing?

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (icI8A)

763 He *was* playing with the dog. He dropped the peanut butter jar on his foot.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (mjO4F)

764 I just thought of the obvious athletic competition where men and women run the same course under the same rules: American Ninja Warrior.

The only concession to women is that the top five (I think it's five) women in each region go on to the semi finals. And that's it. No other concessions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (GbPPJ)

Women are excellent rock climbers and boulderer's.
Hollow bones and what not...

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (vPzhp)

765 "playing with the dog"
LOL
Sure Bidet, sure.
===

Yeah, probably trying to toe fuck it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 30, 2020 03:58 PM (vg8iE)


As I said elsewhere, but since we're lingering in these threads I'll repeat myself... I think "dog" might be code for something else.

As in, there have been enough hooker "accidents" or incidents where he got himself in trouble with one of his granddaughters, that "dog" is understood by all around him for someone Joe had no business being with.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)

766 Dr. Shiva up next in AZ

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (4q3U3)

767 They don't care if you believe them. They just want to be able to say what they want.

They have polls to say that you believe them.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (mjO4F)

Yes, exactly this.

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (EZRDK)

768 Supposedly Biden might tap Cindy McCain to be an ambassador somewhere,
and Cindy is currently sporting a foot cast like Biden now is...



...make of that coincidence what you will.



Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:54 PM (Rbfr/)





Joe Biden: Cindy, let me grope you and I'll name you ambassador to trunalimunumaprzure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (FHq2j)

769
I rented one of those once, but I would hate to be an owner. Too pricey for repairs.
================
But that new car smell!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (UDapT)

770 Doesn't need the velocity, just the ability to throw a consistent knuckler.


The essence of the knuckleball is inconsistency.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

771 Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)

No. "Dog" is meant to make The Vegetable seem totes human and relatable.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (mjO4F)

772 Dr Shiva!

Met him at a party once in 1999.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (8B6Ng)

773 Vanderbilt really falling here from their great heights of, um....maybe they were in the Poulan Weed Whacker Bowl once and got smoked by Wake Forest?

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (icI8A)

774 Knock her on her ass a few times and the thrill will be gone and so will she and any other mediocrities who want to "play" football.

Posted by: Dick Butkus at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (cTuj5)

775 They are doing everything they can to make sure tapioca joe doesn't have to have an inauguration (covid ya know) or be on camera taking an oath. He won't be giving many speeches.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

776 Why in the HELL is an official voting machine even connected to the INTERNET or accessible with a USB drive in the first place?

That would require vote integrity being Job One.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (sc/gu)


Running software DOminion won't allow inspection of the source code for, not owned by the states and run by dominion employees on election day. Not. A. Smidgen. Of. Corruption

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (dNzKv)

777 dominionvoting.com their literal company website, doesn't have sufficiently established connections to Dominion Voting Systems?

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

No, not when anyone can register any domain they want. Who owns the dominionvotingsystems.com domain? It might be Dominion or it might not. What do these internet domain names have to do with state systems? These are all things Trump's lawyers are required to establish. They have refused, instead seeming to only want to flood the zone with as much unverifiable innuendo as possible. This is not doing our side any favors.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (CQ3Qb)

778 jsg, who is reporting the 2.5:1 ratio?
Posted by: clutch at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (9UmRs)

It was on the Bongino podcast I linked earlier.

He was citing a report. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (irzmA)

779 When do we get to squee over the naming of the Biden's cat
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Where'd that damn cat go? Come here, Fleshlight! Come to Uncle Hunter!

Posted by: CrackHunter Biden at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (rwetY)

780 772
Dr Shiva!



Met him at a party once in 1999.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (8B6Ng)

Did you party like it was?

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (KnJdm)

781 I guess she was being trained by the head coach and not the kicking coach.

Posted by: Cook of the week_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (LBiyC)

782 "playing with the dog"
LOL
Sure Bidet, sure.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 03:57 PM (22mNy)

Hey, it could happen - Harry Ried
Posted by: Priapism at November 30, 2020 03:59 PM (2cfUo)


And when I went back to see if I could help, the car and the dog were gone.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (hku12)

783 Women are excellent rock climbers and boulderer's.
Hollow bones and what not...
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (vPzhp)


The top tier in Ninja Warrior is pretty much all rock climbers and gymnasts. The generation of kids who grew up going to ninja gyms is just starting to age into being allowed to compete nationally.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)

784 Oh FFS.

Men are much stronger athletes than women.

It's a fact of life.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (TdMsT)

785 Clutch, And?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (9sWOw)

786 Oh, that reminds me. I finally watched the Social Dilemma on Netflix. It's great, and a good cautionary tale. But I noticed they were more than happy to debunk things like Pizzagate... but totally bought into things like systemic climate change. Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 03:50 PM (Rbfr/)

Cancel Netflix

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (YkawN)

787 Somehow lifting up athletic feats of women connects badly with a quote from Exodus about the accidental death of a child as a supposed Biblical claim to justify abortion, so I hope that's not what you were doing:

https://tinyurl.com/y3f58kkh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (WkPC9)

788
Met him at a party once in 1999.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (8B6Ng)


Were you partying like it WAS 1999?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

789 And he's circled back around to the "not connected to the internet" myth. He's just going in circles at this point.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

790 728 Sidney Powell just retweeted a letter to POTUS from 80 million plus Americans calling calling on him to invoke Insurrection act and Military Tribunals!!!

uhhh.. why is Sidney promoting this instead of her own slam-dunk lawsuit... I do wish she would get on with it.

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (CrU4U)

791 >>>Ace phoning it in today.

He's prepping a batch of turkey jerky to catch his second wind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (a7pmO)

792 762 She's a soccer player, but apparently the goalie. Wouldn't you get, I dunno, a forward to do this kind of PR thing?


goalies and defensive players do drop kicks in soccer (sometimes)

when my daughter was a defender and I think like 12 she could kick a football for a short FG at the local HS! she used to try it when she was bored during soccer practice and felt like goofing around

interestingly, she was stronger and faster at 13 than she was during and after puberty. she is just catching up NOW at 17 to where she was at 12

that's what estrogen does lol. why do you think so many young girls are on the Trans Train?!?! they get upset at the LOSS of speed and other fun stuff that happens at puberty. puberty SUCKS for females

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)

793 220
The great thing about an obscure reference is you only need one person to get it.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 02:47 PM (mjO4F)

Haha, good one.

Not really, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: Cook of the week_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (LBiyC)

794 No, it's not. At all. The autodiscover DNS record simply tells your mail client where to look for the Exchange server. That's all it is.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

If you know the address of the machine you can access it because Dominion has crap security. That's what he is talking about.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (N3El/)

795
Men are much stronger athletes than women.

It's a fact of life.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (TdMsT)


And can pee around corners.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

796 716 FCC Chairman Ajit Pai will step down on Jan 20. He's been a solid voice at the FCC pushing back on leftist censorship, net neutrality, etc.



His net neutrality rule is why we got 2020.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)

__________


Is this sarcasm, or am I missing something (not following)?

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (UgemJ)

797 Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:01 PM (hku12)

No. "Dog" is meant to make The Vegetable seem totes human and relatable.
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2020 04:02 PM (mjO4F)


Well, without any evidence to the contrary, I'm going to assume Joe is banging his granddaughters and/or killing hookers on a regular basis.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (hku12)

798 Even for a knuckleballer, fatigue is a major issue, and stress on your body throwing 100+ pitches a game. I could see a woman maybe doing short relief with junk pitches? Maybe. But never batting and not a starter or closer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

799 She does have a nice butt, though.


Prejudiced against butts, are we?

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (VF5kw)

800
And can pee around corners.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)


THAT is the ultimate advantage!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (TdMsT)

801 Wow.. 800

Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (Zmnko)

802 611 592 By the by, Japan's actual Gundam is coming along nicely.


https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1333504825196068864
--------
That's the best thing I've seen all day. Rise up, Gundam!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2020 03:41 PM (W+kMI)
===

*Yawn*

Posted by: Char Aznable at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (BDZWU)

803 Sports Wars video. I watched up to 1/4 of it. Do I win something? Or do I get the sucker buzzer sound? The sad trombone.

The thing is, as you go, you must think, "But you watched it." Our man watched the whole thing and analyzed the f out of it.

We zen master types think differently. If you want to kill something, make something go away, make something disappear from this reality then do not give it energy.

Your precious energy. Do not give it to the things you do not like.

Do not EVER give them ANY of your energy.

But he does.

He loads the whole thing up with his energy. The thing he does not like. He energizes exquisitely the thing he hopes to diminish in energy.

Me too.

I went into with the same attitude.

It is my duty to myself to stop watching so I stop. What took so long? That should have taken only 1 second.

Posted by: bour3 at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (KXQr+)

804 the St. Louis Browns once put a midget in as a batter due to the small strike zone he had. He was walked in 4 throws.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2020 03:38 PM (veMj1)

==================

Hell, I'd have talked him with one pitch.... to the head.

What can I say, I'm all about efficiency.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (fhP7v)

805 799 She does have a nice butt, though.


Prejudiced against butts, are we?
Posted by: Brie Larson at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (VF5kw)

=========

Referencing Miranda, are we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

806 I suspect, and have not a clue how, it's not on internet yet can be accessed by a select group.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (9sWOw)

807 Goalies are soccer players like a hot dog is a sandwich.

FIGHT ME!!

Posted by: Fortcoins at November 30, 2020 04:07 PM (nV60k)

808 Did you party like it was?
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:03 PM (KnJdm)


Back then, yes. Sad thing was, I didn't really know who he was and I should have considering where I was and who I was doing work for.

Name never came up again until now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 04:07 PM (8B6Ng)

809 If mathematicians and statisticians save the Republic, Trump should make sure that STEM education should get major funding

Posted by: Jmel at November 30, 2020 04:07 PM (DYFMn)

810 And velocity does matter, even with a knuckleball. The slower the pitch, the more time batters have to react to where its going.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

811 I hope Shiva will translate all this when he's done

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (ZR7kf)

812 If mathematicians and statisticians save the Republic, Trump should make sure that STEM education should get major funding
Posted by: J


yes

however, even that would not be enough to get them laid.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (4Jold)

813 So the actual retrieved digital forensic evidence and related expert testimony is actually "unverifiable innuendo".


Good to know.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (JWCyv)

814 If you know the address of the machine you can access it because Dominion has crap security. That's what he is talking about.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (N3El/)


Dominion uses Office 365. Their mail server is hosted by Microsoft, it's not even on their network.

dominionvoting-com.mail.protection.outlook.com 104.47.58.110

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (CQ3Qb)

815 720 So Stunning, So brave. Just don't ask me to make a touchdown saving tackle
Posted by: Priapism at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (2cfUo)


She looks very..... slow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (z0W8n)

816 Is this sarcasm, or am I missing something (not following)?
Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (UgemJ)


The end of net neutrality was supposed to result in the end of the world, so I think the evidence is pretty solid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

817 And velocity does matter, even with a knuckleball. The slower the pitch, the more time batters have to react to where its going.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)


And the less movement it has. The knuckleball, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

818 813
So the actual retrieved digital forensic evidence and related expert testimony is actually "unverifiable innuendo".


Good to know.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (JWCyv)

Forget it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (KnJdm)

819 wait, both Biden and the widow McCain are sporting foot casts? Hmm..were these two old fools playing footsies with each other and got too rambunctious?

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

820 Cat Ass Trophy is on to something!!!

His net neutrality rule is why we got 2020.


Tech firms have REALLY struggled with the effects of this!!! this could well be the reason they are torturing us and destroying the country right now.

they got too big to fail (or so they think). Net Neutrality hit them HARD.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (j9HX3)

821 I came for the stunning and I'm staying for the brave.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (Izzlo)

822 C'mon man. So she kicked the ball shitty. She was out there giving it her all and there prolly weren't any guys that tried out for that job who were better than her.

You go, girl. Keep being proud of shitty kicks cuz girls deserve their place in men's collegiate sports.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (64C2+)

823 813
So the actual retrieved digital forensic evidence and related expert testimony is actually "unverifiable innuendo".


Good to know.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (JWCyv)


Yes, unfortunately it is. That's why these lawsuits are being tossed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

824 815
720 So Stunning, So brave. Just don't ask me to make a touchdown saving tackle

Posted by: Priapism at November 30, 2020 03:56 PM (2cfUo)





She looks very..... slow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (z0W8n)

Hip check.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (KnJdm)

825
Dominion uses Office 365. Their mail server is hosted by Microsoft, it's not even on their network.

dominionvoting-com.mail.protection.outlook.com 104.47.58.110

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (CQ3Qb)


None of which are in IRAN.........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

826 I fear this will not have a good outcome. Unless they adopt a new rule "Do not cream the ones with shapely butts." Even then, the average female is risking a lifetime of hurt every time they take the field. Players aren't playing around.

Posted by: Arnold Townsend at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (PfqG+)

827 Brian... the shell game of trying to persuade the commenters here has got to be tiring no?

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (CrU4U)

828 Holy shit Shiva just brought it

Biden got 130% of the vote. That's how he won AZ

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (ZR7kf)

829 733
"playing with the dog"

LOL

Sure Bidet, sure.


sometimes when you play with the dog, the dog plays back

Posted by: deep thoughts at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (v3pYe)

830 I think Shiva's presence will undermine the other testimonies today. I am not convinced by his analysis.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (scOno)

831
Even for a knuckleballer, fatigue is a major issue, and stress on your
body throwing 100+ pitches a game. I could see a woman maybe doing
short relief with junk pitches? Maybe. But never batting and not a
starter or closer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

you are extremely generous sir. It might be possible, I am not counting anyone out. But I would bet a large amount that day will never come. I have mentioned I think three sports I think women do better. They can't beat men a them, but that is not the point, their sport is better. I could probably name five more if I thought about it

An ette posted upthread the post of the thread. It is dumb to say if a woman competes in a male dominated sport, that is some victory simply for showing up. Women are better in general at many things, many things we men suck at. We need each other and that is the way it is.

And the toughest person I ever knew was a woman. I wont say anymore on that nor compare her to the second toughest person I ever knew. But I know if i had even a bit of that, it would serve me well.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (ZbBR3)

832 AtC proves a woman can more politely make an argument a man would just punch someone in the face over.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2020 04:11 PM (FhXTo)

833 Prejudiced against butts, are we?
Posted by: Brie Larson


Quite the opposite. I am prejudiced in favor of a shapely lady butt.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 04:11 PM (UW2ZS)

834 Apropos of nothing, I actually burst out laughing and took a called strike on the first knuckleball I ever saw. It literally looked like a smiley face coming at me, rocking gently from side to side.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

835 You know, before I saw this video I thought that football sucked.

Posted by: Pres._Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (LBiyC)

836 827
Brian... the shell game of trying to persuade the commenters here has got to be tiring no?

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (CrU4U)

Is he trying to persuade *us* or himself?

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (DJFLF)

837 805 799 She does have a nice butt, though.


Prejudiced against butts, are we?
Posted by: Brie Larson at November 30, 2020 04:06 PM (VF5kw)
===

Judging by a commercial I saw over the long weekend, Nissan is doubling down on Brie Larson as a spokesperson for their brand. Figures, they are the weakest of the Japanese automakers.

Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (BDZWU)

838 Biden got 130% of the vote. That's how he won AZ


130% of the registered democrat vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

839 An ette posted upthread the post of the thread. It
is dumb to say if a woman competes in a male dominated sport, that is
some victory simply for showing up. Women are better in general at many
things, many things we men suck at. We need each other and that is the
way it is.




Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (ZbBR3)

Well said. It ain't competing in a male-dominated sport if you are lowering the bar and the expectations.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (KnJdm)

840 when I was in college I was president of our ASCE chapter (Am Society of Civil Engineers).

I also joined SWE (Society of Women Engineers) because they asked me to. They needed someone to handle their keg for the beginning of semester party. I still get mailings from them.

Posted by: DanMan at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (RusNE)

841 This is a rare post where butt talk has dominated over boob talk.

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

842 AtC proves a woman can more politely make an argument a man would just punch someone in the face over.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2020 04:11 PM (FhXTo)


Because if I punch someone there's like a 3% chance that person would notice.

Like when a car hits a moose. The car is destroyed. The moose may possibly notice maybe.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (GbPPJ)

843 Women are excellent rock climbers and boulderer's.
Hollow bones and what not...

___________


I remember reading back in the early 80's that women were better suited physically, psychologically, and emotionally to being astronauts -- something to do with their bones, muscles, and better adaptability to long periods of social isolation or something. Maybe also higher thresholds of pain from having to bear children for millenniums ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (UgemJ)

844 Yeah that's exactly why they're "tossing the lawsuits".

Name one lawsuit that was tossed due to insufficient or factually incorrect evidence and not Dem CYA procedural bullshit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (JWCyv)

845
Judging by a commercial I saw over the long weekend, Nissan is doubling down on Brie Larson as a spokesperson for their brand. Figures, they are the weakest of the Japanese automakers.
Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (BDZWU)


Owned a brand new Maxima in 2004. Lemon.

I'll never own another Nissan after that POS.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

846 https://tinyurl.com/yxj9et6b

#DominionWatch Gwinnett video!

#DominionWatch evidence being complied here.
https://twitter.com/AmericanREI5


Bino hardest hit.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (vPzhp)

847
I think a shelf fell on Ace...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (s2VJv)

848 LOL

Guy in Arizona election hearing just testified the only way they could match "real" election results was to turn the sliders on their simulation to Biden getting 130% of D votes and Trump getting -30%

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)

849 And velocity does matter, even with a knuckleball. The slower the pitch, the more time batters have to react to where its going.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

And the less movement it has. The knuckleball, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)


Almost any pitch. A straight fastball is going to be hittable by major league hitters, no matter how fast it is, so.....

The other vital factor, in addition to movement, is changing speeds. Your 100 MPH fastball becomes more unhittable when you are tossing in 90-95 fastballs (with movement) in between the 100s.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (hku12)

850 I think this is actually less of an athletic triumph than when a special needs kid "scores a touchdown" when the teams are in on the deal.

It actually requires an athletic accomplishment for a kid that has cancer or a disability to run 40 yards in pads.

In this case, she is a fully able woman that required a set up to not get hurt and deliver a really awful kick on a stationary object.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (rN0IE)

851 The end of net neutrality was supposed to result in the end of the world, so I think the evidence is pretty solid

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

__________

Heh, totally flew over my head -- good one!

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:14 PM (UgemJ)

852 This is a rare post where butt talk has dominated over boob talk.
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam 

Just like the good old days!

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 30, 2020 04:14 PM (rwetY)

853 From Arizona ... some mention of white hats. idk what "having the packets" means exactly, like whether they can decode what the packets say.

Everything sent over the Internet is broken into packets -- individual blocks of data. Those packets have addresses of the sending and the receiving computers, in plain text, so that the Internet can route them appropriately.

They may not be able to decipher the content, but they can tell who's at each end.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2020 04:14 PM (naEeR)

854 845
Judging by a commercial I saw over the long weekend, Nissan is doubling down on Brie Larson as a spokesperson for their brand. Figures, they are the weakest of the Japanese automakers.
Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:12 PM (BDZWU)

Owned a brand new Maxima in 2004. Lemon.

I'll never own another Nissan after that POS.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
===

A former boss of mine had a Nissan Rogue and had to have the transmission rebuilt at 80,000 miles. But to be fair, he said as soon as he started the car we should shift into drive and start moving, which is really hard on the transmission.

Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (BDZWU)

855 > She's a soccer player, but apparently the goalie. Wouldn't you get, I dunno, a forward to do this kind of PR thing?

Wouldn't the goalie be the best person? My soccer knowledge is not the best, but aren't they more likely to just kick a stationary ball down the field as far as possible, versus chasing it around and kicking it while it's in play?

Posted by: perilisk at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (9p+wn)

856 None of which are in IRAN.........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)


The author of that exhibit tries to link Edison Research with Iran, not Dominion. Unfortunately he doesn't bother telling us who or what Edison Research is or how they're connected to Dominion.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

857 wait, both Biden and the widow McCain are sporting foot casts? Hmm..were these two old fools playing footsies with each other and got too rambunctious?

Ankle bracelet hiders.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (syU/E)

858 sobs

Posted by: Brie Larson at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (VF5kw)

859 848 LOL

Guy in Arizona election hearing just testified the only way they could match "real" election results was to turn the sliders on their simulation to Biden getting 130% of D votes and Trump getting -30%
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)

There's tons of stuff like this in the data, for example Biden getting equivalent(might've been slightly greater then) to all of the D and I mail-in ballots for PA. The numbers simply don't break that way and are difficult to explain simply by the generation of new D ballots.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

860 So for every vote Biden got, he was given an extra 1/3 vote and Trump lost 1/3 vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (dNzKv)

861 Ace is busy looking for pics of the vandy kicker for the celeb pic guess....

Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (CrU4U)

862 I remember the Johnson administration, have a bad back, am 80 lbs overweight, have had a heart attack, open heart surgery, around 8 stents, and count 12-oz soda curls and walking to the refrigerator as my exercise. I'm pretty sure you could kick a sportsball 26 freakin' yards. Where's MY contract?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque believes the Shooting Times are close at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (t1zLB)

863 15
"History Made." A qualitatively meaningless expression.

Exactly, this reminds me of a news story I read when Obumble was newly in office in early 2009. The WH had some intern running around after him recording all the "Historical Firsts". Then the reporter listed a few of the entries, I remember one of them was "First Black President Eats a Ham Sandwich In White House". Not kidding at all. Several more were stupid (but not as stupid as that one). Really, who Gives A F*ck.

By the way, has Kamala resigned her Senate seat yet? Asking for a friend. Makes me think more and more that Trump has the goods on the treasonous fraudsters and he is coolly letting it play out so more will self identify and hang themselves with their own rope. I mean, when Vegas won't pay off bets on Slow Joe winning...

Posted by: Killer Cuomo at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (rQ/Vt)

864 Why would somebody get a CT scan for a broken ankle? Is there a legitimate reason?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

865 "Sidney Powell just retweeted a letter to POTUS from 80 million plus
Americans calling calling on him to invoke Insurrection act and Military
Tribunals!!!



uhhh.. why is Sidney promoting this instead of her own slam-dunk lawsuit... I do wish she would get on with it."

Sidney is not delaying her cases so she can tweet ... I'm in favor of the Insurrection Act being applied per her tweet (no idea on details)

This has been a four year coup from within ... Insurrection applies ... we should not give away the country knowing the overthrew a landslide for Trump ... where even Democrats voted against corrupt Joe and the globalists.


If that is Trump's big surprise ... hurray. (I see no indication from Trump he is heading that direction, but maybe he would not want to let it leak too early)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (Cus5s)

866 If you voted for Biden in AZ, you were also taking 1/3 of a vote away from your neighbor who voted for Trump. Fucking bastards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (dNzKv)

867 As said I have thought it a fools errand chasing paper ballot fraud, electronic system is were it was won. Trump was up 700,000 votes election night in Pa.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (9sWOw)

868 812 If mathematicians and statisticians save the Republic, Trump should make sure that STEM education should get major funding
Posted by: J


yes

however, even that would not be enough to get them laid.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (4Jold)

==================
Tell me about it (Math Major).

Question: What does an engineer use for birth control?

Answer: His personality

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (fhP7v)

869 Bino is Erick Erickson.
Erick Erickson is Bino.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (vPzhp)

870 The author of that exhibit tries to link Edison Research with Iran, not Dominion. Unfortunately he doesn't bother telling us who or what Edison Research is or how they're connected to Dominion.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

Edison Research is the company the MFM used to get vote totals directly from Dominion.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (N3El/)

871 Yes, unfortunately it is. That's why these lawsuits are being tossed.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM (CQ3Qb)
they cheated and we all saw it. A blind man could have seen it* But also almost half this country is on the other side and somehow, some way, we need to change that fact. We can persuade, or they can learn from more failure. I am not sure what can be done for most, they are in the only religion they know, and the rest are being bullied, going along to get along.

*that is a movie quote too, but for some reason, I can't pick out my own quote lol.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (ZbBR3)

872 wait, both Biden and the widow McCain are sporting foot casts? Hmm..were these two old fools playing footsies with each other and got too rambunctious?
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 04:09 PM (a0IVu)


They heard about Hunter's foot job, and tried to execute their own, without any basic knowledge of what a foot job is.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (hku12)

873 848 LOL

Guy in Arizona election hearing just testified the only way they could match "real" election results was to turn the sliders on their simulation to Biden getting 130% of D votes and Trump getting -30%

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)

____________


"Gentleman, they'll be no math or statistics or other evidence in the vote-counting hearings!"

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (UgemJ)

874
By the way, has Kamala resigned her Senate seat yet?
Posted by: Killer Cuomo at November 30, 2020 04:16 PM (rQ/Vt)

___

If you had a job paying $18K a month for doing nothing, would you resign?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (22mNy)

875 Tell me about it (Math Major).



Question: What does an engineer use for birth control?



Answer: His personality

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (fhP7v)

What does a a Math Major use for birth control?
Trick question. That would require them to have sex.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

876 The other vital factor, in addition to movement, is
changing speeds. Your 100 MPH fastball becomes more unhittable when you
are tossing in 90-95 fastballs (with movement) in between the 100s.

Posted by: BurtTC


Ones pitching motion should LOOK the same for whatever one is throwing, the decision time for the batter is so small, gives the advantage to the pitcher.(Or so I read.)

Posted by: Id. Mont. Wy. at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (r1z5A)

877 Wakefield's knucklers were mid-50s, and I think in general throwing a knuckleball puts less stress on your arm, you're not using a lot of torque. Fatigue is an issue, but teams expect so little of starters now - look at how the Rays use their staff. 150 IP for a starter is considered a full season now.

You'd never use a knuckleball guy as a closer, anyway - it's never happened. Too much uncertainty and control issues.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (icI8A)

878 Wouldn't the goalie be the best person? My soccer knowledge is not the best, but aren't they more likely to just kick a stationary ball down the field as far as possible, versus chasing it around and kicking it while it's in play?


yep this is correct

and sometimes the backs do it but mostly the goalies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (j9HX3)

879 869
Bino is Erick Erickson.

Erick Erickson is Bino.





Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (vPzhp)


Notice how I've never insulted anyone during this discussion the past couple weeks yet that's all I receive as rebuttal?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

880 My RSBN feed just cut out. Is it my shitty internet or did it happen for anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

881 They openly bragged how they were gonna cheat and they did. They know that the first count is what almost always wins in the court. Will the GOP know to cheat next time? Nah bro, too stupid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

882 Owned a brand new Maxima in 2004. Lemon.

I'll never own another Nissan after that POS.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
===

A former boss of mine had a Nissan Rogue and had to have the transmission rebuilt at 80,000 miles. But to be fair, he said as soon as he started the car we should shift into drive and start moving, which is really hard on the transmission.
Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (BDZWU)


I've been a huge Datsun/Nissan fan since 1973, my first car a Datsun 2000. I still own an Infiniti M45, and it's been pretty good, although the front end needs to be rebuilt at 150k. V8 doesn't help.

But any of their transmissions for FWD or AWD are garbage. They helped make it easy when getting a new car, between their Renault connection, quality slide and now the left turn. Lexus.

Watch Scotty Kilmer on YT, he loves dumping on Nissan and has actual case studies from client's cars. Funny guy and 50 yr mechanic.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng)

883 159 I had a bowel movement this morning. I think I should be praised to the heavens for giving birth.
Posted by: pep at

Anything that big coming out of a body should have a pulse. Have you given it a gender yet?

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (YwPJG)

884 **Looks up at 1000 comment horizon**

Do we have enough juice to get there?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (dfRN6)

885 Why would somebody get a CT scan for a broken ankle? Is there a legitimate reason?

A CT scan would reveal soft tissue damage that would probably be missed by other scans. Maybe they were worried about ligament tears.

It's also possible they're covering up another Biden brain malfunction and the CT scan was of the aging douche's noggin.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (UW2ZS)

886 848 LOL

Guy in Arizona election hearing just testified the only way they could match "real" election results was to turn the sliders on their simulation to Biden getting 130% of D votes and Trump getting -30%

____

Stuff like this is why Rudy keeps getting laughed out of court.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (22mNy)

887 Manipulating an algo to match known results is a favorite of climate changers, but, for them, it requires absurd parameters.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (4vNgL)

888
A former boss of mine had a Nissan Rogue and had to have the transmission rebuilt at 80,000 miles. But to be fair, he said as soon as he started the car we should shift into drive and start moving, which is really hard on the transmission.
Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (BDZWU)


In the first year, we'd had 3 front struts, the rear window runner and the CD Changer replaced. The front rotors warped at 22,000 miles, turned and warped again in 12,000.

Once, the dash dimmer quit working, but at the same time, the rear taillights stopped working. I didn't know this until a guy rolled up to me at a stop light and told me the brake lights worked, but the taillights didn't.

I found out, after researching online and others paid over a hundred dollars for repair, there's a hidden fuse panel in the engine compartment and an underrated fuse goes out over time because, underrated.

I'll never buy another Nissan ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

889 Why would somebody get a CT scan for a broken ankle? Is there a legitimate reason?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Makes discovery of the "tumor" more legit.

Posted by: Id. Mont. Wy. at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (r1z5A)

890 Since 2002 Dominion or its predecessors had a weighted vote feature.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (CZm2G)

891 Look here is proof of rampant voter fraud!

-Eh, so fucking what, out guy won.

No democrat is denouncing this fraud, evidence that there are NO good democrats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (dNzKv)

892 >>> 728 Sidney Powell just retweeted a letter to POTUS from 80 million plus Americans calling calling on him to invoke Insurrection act and Military Tribunals!!!
uhhh.. why is Sidney promoting this instead of her own slam-dunk lawsuit... I do wish she would get on with it.
Posted by: Silent at November 30, 2020 04:04 PM (CrU4U)

I hear that women can multi task.

Also, Jenna Ellis tweeted something similar about a list of things for the MAGA folk to research, and tribunals were on there I think.

Might be saber rattling for the left's sake, but the winy GOPe need to har it most, so they get off their butts. Life will not go back to normal for you if Biden is elected. MAGA will make sure of it. So do the right thing now, it will be less pain.

Posted by: LizLem at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (Rbfr/)

893 The Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (sWM8x)

894 DOJ is reportedly preparing antitrust lawsuits against Facebook and Google

https://tinyurl.com/y33fxsof

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (vPzhp)

895 I had a 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5.
It did have an alternator die on me, but that was it for trouble. (it was under warranty)

I discovered the damn thing weighed too much to push up hill alone, though.

Very fast, couldn't make a U turn to save its life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)

896 Why would somebody get a CT scan for a broken ankle? Is there a legitimate reason?

___

Yes one legitimate reason. Hospitals charge $2500 for one and Biden has really good insurance.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (22mNy)

897 Why would somebody get a CT scan for a broken ankle? Is there a legitimate reason?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Preoperative staging. Or if it was a foot fracture, specifically a lisfranc, CT is necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (dNzKv)

898 893 The Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Get Woke Go Broke

Posted by: x at November 30, 2020 04:22 PM (0tE/i)

899 893 The Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.
---
I goofed that up. It would cost $3 billion and take 5-7 years.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 30, 2020 04:22 PM (sWM8x)

900 Kerry, in his hotel room, on election night told his guests he was not going to challenge the outcome when he discovered the balance hinged on the AZ outcome.

The AZ tabulations were counted optically.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 04:22 PM (CZm2G)

901 they cheated and we all saw it. A blind man could
have seen it* But also almost half this country is on the other side and
somehow, some way, we need to change that fact. We can persuade, or
they can learn from more failure. I am not sure what can be done for
most, they are in the only religion they know, and the rest are being
bullied, going along to get along.

*that is a movie quote too, but for some reason, I can't pick out my own quote lol.




Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (ZbBR3)

Outright rudeness, in their face belligerence, make them fear. give them reason for 2nd thoughts before they open their pie holes about wrong think, racism, trannies, or any of their other bullshit causes.
Cut some valve stems when/where you see Biden/Harris bumper stickers. Scratch some paint. get in their face. bring a gun to a knife fight. Make them live by their own rules for once.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:22 PM (VcFUs)

902 I had a 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5.
It did have an alternator die on me, but that was it for trouble. (it was under warranty)

I discovered the damn thing weighed too much to push up hill alone, though.

Very fast, couldn't make a U turn to save its life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)


Before I traded it in, I changed the alternator in my 04 Maxima.

Took me 7 hours. You almost have to drop the engine to get to it. There's no room.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

903 Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.

-

To tie the thread back to Vanderbilt, their endowment is $7 billion.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (jehQe)

904 "Sidney Powell just retweeted a letter to POTUS from 80 million plus
Americans calling calling on him to invoke Insurrection act and Military
Tribunals!!!

--

80 million Americans wrote to him? How do I get in on that? Logistically though, how does one have a letter from 80 million people? I'd love nothing more than for an enormous pushback from the people in this country that did vote for him, and did reelect him for another 4 years (because that's what happened).

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (O+I8R)

905 870 The author of that exhibit tries to link Edison Research with Iran, not Dominion. Unfortunately he doesn't bother telling us who or what Edison Research is or how they're connected to Dominion.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

Edison Research is the company the MFM used to get vote totals directly from Dominion.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (N3El/)

That data is where we can also see the votes lost(meaning vote count decreasing) or switched. Antrim county shows up in it. We've only got explanations for a small fraction of these, which so far has been whoops, human error, we'll just fix that. Allegedly one huge Biden dump was because they accidentally gave his votes to the Libertarian candidate.

Some states seemingly had no votes lost or switched, whereas our problem states had much larger activity.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

906 902 I had a 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5.
It did have an alternator die on me, but that was it for trouble. (it was under warranty)

I discovered the damn thing weighed too much to push up hill alone, though.

Very fast, couldn't make a U turn to save its life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)

Before I traded it in, I changed the alternator in my 04 Maxima.

Took me 7 hours. You almost have to drop the engine to get to it. There's no room.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

You are handier than I am, sir.
That's why I pay people, sometimes too much, for auto maintenance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)

907 Women can compete against men in Curling, maybe

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)

908 The Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



Navy son on the day it burned. "That will be turned into a bunch of crappy cars."

Posted by: Id. Mont. Wy. at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (r1z5A)

909
You are handier than I am, sir.
That's why I pay people, sometimes too much, for auto maintenance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)


Had I known, I would've priced that pain in the ass out and had someone else do it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

910 HA!

One GOP state rep calling out the Dems for having a history of disenfranchising voters, going back to the Jim Crow days.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (ZR7kf)

911 That was tweeted TO powell, not a RT.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (dNzKv)

912 895 I had a 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5.
It did have an alternator die on me, but that was it for trouble. (it was under warranty)

I discovered the damn thing weighed too much to push up hill alone, though.

Very fast, couldn't make a U turn to save its life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)

So it was the F-104 Thunderbird of the automotive industry? please tell us you called it "Thud" even if you have to lie.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (VcFUs)

913 This was not about the first women to kick - it was about a coach facing an imminent firing who wanted to deflect attention from his dismal record and departure.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (HL0C/)

914 Here is the article Bongino talked about today that shows 3rd party candidate getting votes at a ratio of 1:2.5 vs Trump when traditionally it is 1:32

Along with the other voting anomalies that night.

https://votepatternanalysis.substack.com/p/voting-anomalies-2020

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (2eMOL)

915 You'd have an advantage if you trained from the earliest level to just be a knuckleballer.

Guys don't do that - the knuckleball is a last resort. You pick it up when your other stuff isn't cutting it.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (icI8A)

916 I'll never buy another Nissan ever again.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

___

Pick any car and you'll find 1000 people saying the same thing in online forums. There's always the lemon out there.

And besides there's no such thing as a Nissan anymore. Or a Toyota. Or a Ford. These companies are just holding companies, with parts sourced from all over the place and from each other, to assemble in factories that happen to have a Nissan bade at the front door.

Even within the same make and model the transmission could come from 3 or 4 different suppliers and the final assembly being one of several locations. It's really a crapshoot withe every car you buy.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (22mNy)

917 Have the Bills drafted her yet ?
Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 02:51 PM


The Bears will probably trade-up to draft her.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (d/85V)

918 He's getting a c.f. scan because he didn't do it with the dog unless he tried over him. Probably broke doing nothing out of ordinary.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (9sWOw)

919
Notice how I've never insulted anyone during this discussion the past couple weeks yet that's all I receive as rebuttal?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

You are super wealthy and adored in Atlanta and amongst the Lincoln Project. Very Cool, Erick.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (vPzhp)

920 Didn't we just find out that Comey and some other deep state nevertrumpers were the owners of one of the elements in the Dominion debacle?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (jehQe)

921 Had I known, I would've priced that pain in the ass out and had someone else do it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect



Dad said if one has too much business, you're not charging enough.

Posted by: Id. Mont. Wy. at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (r1z5A)

922 71 Coaches: "There's no 'I' in team!"

Sarah Fuller: ". . .but there's3 in 'Historic First' - get a load of ME, bitchezzz!"

MSM: *swoons*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)


* snort *

Posted by: Boomer Redneque believes the Shooting Times are close at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (t1zLB)

923 NAVY ship taken out by sabotage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (dNzKv)

924 What exactly were the expectations for the Vandy football program, anyway? Win a game? They're a baseball school.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (icI8A)

925 830 I think Shiva's presence will undermine the other testimonies today. I am not convinced by his analysis.
Posted by: goodluckduck at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM

I agree.

Posted by: Inventor of Fee-Mail at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (BBWrU)

926 The Navy has decided to scrap the USS Bonhomme Richard. Restoration would have cost $5-7 billion.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Scrap the insult to the USN and get ride of the USS McStain.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (gtatv)

927 912 895 I had a 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5.
It did have an alternator die on me, but that was it for trouble. (it was under warranty)

I discovered the damn thing weighed too much to push up hill alone, though.

Very fast, couldn't make a U turn to save its life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)

So it was the F-104 Thunderbird of the automotive industry? please tell us you called it "Thud" even if you have to lie.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (VcFUs)

Heh, should have.

Named the car 'Stephanie', after the bank loan chick who helped me finance it.

The wife gave me no end of shit over that, after we were married.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (ifmtJ)

928 Rain stopped I think, sky looks pinkish

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (9sWOw)

929 they accidentally gave his votes to the Libertarian candidate.

Some states seemingly had no votes lost or switched, whereas our problem states had much larger activity.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

How does one 'accidently' give votes to a candidate?

The leading theory I've seen is from redpillx2. Trump votes are assigned to the 3rd party candidate, then transferred to Biden when they 'discover' that these votes shouldn't have been assigned to the 3rd party. A three card monte.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (N3El/)

930 Erick Erickson is Bino.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:18 PM (vPzhp)


I'm pretty sure Erick Erickson knows better than to post on the same thread as ATC.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (ZGrMX)

931 Have the raccoons gotten Ace?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

932 You want an easy life with cars? Never buy one out of warranty. Easy peasy. Things go wrong, you bring it in, get a loaner.

And if you don't want to buy new but CPO. The sweet spot a 3 year old vehicle off lease, with a CPO warranty that's good for another 2-5 years depending on manufacturer.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (22mNy)

933 I had a 78 Datsun B 210 hatchback. Got pulled over for speeding and the cop npticed the ignition was broken, and he went into stolen vehicle mode with me. I had all the right registration, insurance and license of course. He tells me as he's handing me my ticket, you should really get that fixed. I tell him why? Who's gonna steal this piece of shit?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (E4Ltn)

934 This was not about the first women to kick - it was
about a coach facing an imminent firing who wanted to deflect attention
from his dismal record and departure.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (HL0C/)

if that is actually true, it was a very poor plan. No one even thought about Vanderbilt football a week ago. Sure she is getting the headlines, but still, if that was the plan, it was a bad one.

Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (ZbBR3)

935 I hope Ace isn't trapped underneath bookshelves.

Posted by: spypeach at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (Up/Jb)

936 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Sen. Schumer says Senate should begin confirmation hearings for Biden's Cabinet BEFORE inauguration:

"In the midst of this once-in-a-century crisis, it's imperative the next administration can count on the Senate to confirm its cabinet without delay"


Da fuq outta here chuck.

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (cF8AT)

937 934 This was not about the first women to kick - it was
about a coach facing an imminent firing who wanted to deflect attention
from his dismal record and departure.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (HL0C/)

if that is actually true, it was a very poor plan. No one even thought about Vanderbilt football a week ago. Sure she is getting the headlines, but still, if that was the plan, it was a bad one.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (ZbBR3)

=========

Before the game, Vandy was 0-7 and the guy's job was already on the line.

This was a Hail Mary, at best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

938 A former boss of mine had a Nissan Rogue and had to have the transmission rebuilt at 80,000 miles. But to be fair, he said as soon as he started the car we should shift into drive and start moving, which is really hard on the transmission.
Posted by: Augustine at November 30, 2020 04:15 PM (BDZWU)

...

Rogues had transmission trouble in the early years. Be very careful buying used Rogues.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (yL25O)

939 >yes



however, even that would not be enough to get them laid.



Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2020 04:08 PM (4Jold)



==================

Tell me about it (Math Major).



Question: What does an engineer use for birth control?



Answer: His personality

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (fhP7v)


**kicks dirt**

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (sjdRT)

940 Stuff like this is why Rudy keeps getting laughed out of court.
---

Rudy gets laughed out of court because he brought cases to uniparty judges.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (kOpft)

941 Under Oath!!! lolololo.

https://tinyurl.com/y24gtfg6

BREAKING: #ArizonaHearing: "Are you willing to say under oath, that you've seen the connection to the internet, that you've seen it gone offshore to Frankfurt, Germany?"

Col. Waldron: "Yes, our "White" hat hackers, they have that traffic and the packets."

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (vPzhp)

942 Here's a video of Dr. Shiva's data from the hearing if you weren't able to watch it.

https://tinyurl.com/y26sn4ts

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT)

943 --

80 million Americans wrote to him? How do I get in on that? Logistically though, how does one have a letter from 80 million people? I'd love nothing more than for an enormous pushback from the people in this country that did vote for him, and did reelect him for another 4 years (because that's what happened).
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (O+I8R)
--------------


Sidney Powell retweeted a image of a wish list posted by a different twitter user. (a dream joke)



Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (CZm2G)

944 Aces says, "She does have a nice butt, though."


Hmmm...reminds me of this song from about 1972. Go to 2:00 for the relevant part --

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3sdfazy

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (AMIL/)

945 Bats, it's bats that grabbed Ace

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (9sWOw)

946 937 934 This was not about the first women to kick - it was
about a coach facing an imminent firing who wanted to deflect attention
from his dismal record and departure.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (HL0C/)

if that is actually true, it was a very poor plan. No one even thought about Vanderbilt football a week ago. Sure she is getting the headlines, but still, if that was the plan, it was a bad one.
Posted by: Quint at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (ZbBR3)

=========

Before the game, Vandy was 0-7 and the guy's job was already on the line.

This was a Hail Mary, at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 30, 2020 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

___

This may buy him some time though. And some woke points for his next job application.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (22mNy)

947 "In the midst of this once-in-a-century crisis, it's imperative the next administration can count on the Senate to confirm its cabinet without delay"

Da fuq outta here chuck.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (cF8AT)


What's the "once-in-a-century crisis", dems getting caught?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (t+qrx)

948 945 Bats, it's bats that grabbed Ace
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (9sWOw)

Fucking bat country...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (ifmtJ)

949 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Sen. Schumer says Senate should begin confirmation hearings for Biden's Cabinet BEFORE inauguration:

"In the midst of this once-in-a-century crisis, it's imperative the next administration can count on the Senate to confirm its cabinet without delay"


Da fuq outta here chuck.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (cF8AT)

The Democrats have zero qualms about breaking laws. None. And there are people on our side who think they couldn't possibly commit fraud during an election.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (7sidJ)

950 Some major business is going to figure out that angry calls and threats of boycotts don't matter if you get the sales, which being non woke and using ad campaigns people don't respond to poorly will bring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

951 Gonna hit 1000 on a shitpost?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (dNzKv)

952 Notice how I've never insulted anyone during this discussion the past couple weeks yet that's all I receive as rebuttal?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

I notice how you often get very vague with details, as well as when you say you've read all reports and filings but then have to say most when it's obvious you have not. Like it would hurt to just admit you read someone elses account of what they read... Then there are the statements that there is no way to connect to a voting machine which is directly refuted by the people with signed statements to the contrary..

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (+2xjH)

953 919
Notice how I've never insulted anyone during this discussion the past couple weeks yet that's all I receive as rebuttal?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 30, 2020 04:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

You are super wealthy and adored in Atlanta and amongst the Lincoln Project. Very Cool, Erick.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (vPzhp)

Look on the bright side, in about 45 days, everyone will have something else to bitch about and will have forgotten all about why they were harassing you. At least you don't support wearing masks to protect you from Whoa Fak Mai Lungs Chynk Flu.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (VcFUs)

954 Here is the article Bongino talked about today that
shows 3rd party candidate getting votes at a ratio of 1:2.5 vs Trump
when traditionally it is 1:32



Along with the other voting anomalies that night.



https://votepatternanalysis.substack.com/p/voting-anomalies-2020

Posted by: jsg at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM (2eMOL)


Bongino had a good show today going over all of the "anomalies" that the left is claiming are perfectly normal and we should accept.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (FHq2j)

955
We are way, way, overdue for fake approval rating polls for biden in the high 60's.

Posted by: Medicare! at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (qKmqJ)

956 >>>Have the raccoons gotten Ace?

Open season on trash bandits draws to a close at the end of November, so Ace is pulling out all of the stops for a Boone and Crocket world-class trophy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (a7pmO)

957 Also the Power 5 designation - who really cares? Katie Hnida did much better in her appearances than Sarah Fuller did.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (icI8A)

958 936 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Sen. Schumer says Senate should begin confirmation hearings for Biden's Cabinet BEFORE inauguration:

"In the midst of this once-in-a-century crisis, it's imperative the next administration can count on the Senate to confirm its cabinet without delay"


Da fuq outta here chuck.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (cF8AT)
-------------

I'll take "stupid things politicians say" for $500 Alex.

Posted by: WisRich at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (G0vdT)

959 Hey fappeurs and fappoiselles

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (nakwk)

960 BREAKING: Sen. Schumer says Senate should begin confirmation hearings for Biden's Cabinet BEFORE inauguration:

"In the midst of this once-in-a-century crisis, it's imperative the next administration can count on the Senate to confirm its cabinet without delay"


Da fuq outta here chuck.
Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:28 PM (cF8AT)

How about we declare the two Republican senators winners of the vote in three weeks and just put them in the Senate now?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (7sidJ)

961 Maybe he's cooking a lasagna.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (x8Wzq)

962 Before the game, Vandy was 0-7 and the guy's job was already on the line.

This was a Hail Mary, at best.


"You're going to fire him for his historic achievement?!?!"

Kaepernick tried that, too.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2020 04:32 PM (Vhoaq)

963
I have no doubt McConnell will confirm many of biden's nominees before January.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (qKmqJ)

964 I got a ticket once and went to court. My defense was that could not possibly go as fast as the trooper suggested I was going. It was a 15 year old POS Chevy that on its best day could his 75 downhill. The ticket said I was going 77.

Judge didn't buy it though.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (22mNy)

965 I think Shiva's presence will undermine the other testimonies today. I am not convinced by his analysis.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM



I agree.

Posted by: Inventor of Fee-Mail at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (BBWrU)

Yes, definitely don't listen to the guy with four degrees from MIT.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (kOpft)

966 951 Gonna hit 1000 on a shitpost?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:31 PM (dNzKv)

989 No Math Comment Rule [CBD]

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (4tiP2)

967 Chucky needs to STFU

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (9sWOw)

968 the sidebar article about Adriano Celentano concocting a faux English song is funny, but the Family Guy cartoon of the guy speaking "Italian" at an Italian deli is hilarious.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (DJFLF)

969 868 812 If mathematicians and statisticians save the Republic, Trump should make sure that STEM education should get major funding
Posted by: J

Get a STEM degree and get underpaid because of open borders for techies. I lived it. If you know a smart kid tell them to go to med school or get a cpa

Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (YkawN)

970 Ace taking the day off?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (5FCda)

971 Gonna hit 1000 on a shitpost?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Ace gathering info. Next thread is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Id. Mont. Wy. at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (r1z5A)

972 I bought what Dr Shiva was selling

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (9sWOw)

973 Nood

Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (cF8AT)

974 We are way, way, overdue for fake approval rating polls for biden in the high 60's.

Oh they're gonna go full North Korea on this one. Obama is going to get pissed how they shine Biden's turds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

975 Get a STEM degree and get underpaid because of open borders for techies. I lived it. If you know a smart kid tell them to go to med school or get a cpa
Posted by: WhyBanned at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (YkawN)



Underwater welder.

I am not joking in the slightest.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (GbPPJ)

976 929 they accidentally gave his votes to the Libertarian candidate.

Some states seemingly had no votes lost or switched, whereas our problem states had much larger activity.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

How does one 'accidently' give votes to a candidate?

The leading theory I've seen is from redpillx2. Trump votes are assigned to the 3rd party candidate, then transferred to Biden when they 'discover' that these votes shouldn't have been assigned to the 3rd party. A three card monte.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (N3El/)

...

And how the hell do you find out after the switch is made? Like at what point in the process does that light go on?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (yL25O)

977 the boss must be preparing an epic movie thread

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

978 Men v. Women Curling:

In other words, if an elite men's curling team faced an elite women's curling team, would it be a fair fight?

No, as it turns out, for two reasons that have to do with strength, as a handful of Olympic curlers and coaches explained Tuesday. And no for a surprising third reason, according to performance-based evidence gathered in Canada, whose men's and women's teams are defending Olympic champions: a male advantage in curling strategy that's not fully understood and is the subject of ongoing research.

It's not simply that Canada's top male skips (the chief strategist of a curling team) are more aggressive play callers than the top female skips. The difference is more nuanced, according to Kyle Paquette, director of sports science for Curling Canada, suggesting to some that top male curling skips may see angles better and anticipate three or four shots ahead better than their female counterparts.

"Let's say we have a half-dozen rocks in play," said Paquette, who holds a doctorate in human kinetics. "Male skips will just sometimes see shots that top female skips won't see at times. I would like to say that works vice versa, to a certain degree. But we're not certain at this point."

According to Paquette, Canadian curling officials had the country's top men's team plays its top women's team 15 or 20 years ago. The result wasn't close. They repeated the experiment 10 years ago and got the same lopsided result.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

979 866 If you voted for Biden in AZ, you were also taking 1/3 of a vote away from your neighbor who voted for Trump. Fucking bastards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:17 PM (dNzKv)

____________


Illegal Alien Vote > Citizen Vote

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (UgemJ)

980 I have no doubt McConnell will confirm many of biden's nominees before January.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (qKmqJ)

Well, if I confirm, the democrats promise to consider not filibustering cloture on.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (dNzKv)

981 I can see the traffic and packets going to Germany from my front porch.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at November 30, 2020 04:36 PM (BBWrU)

982 lalalalalalalalala

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

983 new corruptocrat thread, this time with Uighur detainee goodness!

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2020 04:36 PM (DJFLF)

984 976 929 they accidentally gave his votes to the Libertarian candidate.

Some states seemingly had no votes lost or switched, whereas our problem states had much larger activity.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

How does one 'accidently' give votes to a candidate?

The leading theory I've seen is from redpillx2. Trump votes are assigned to the 3rd party candidate, then transferred to Biden when they 'discover' that these votes shouldn't have been assigned to the 3rd party. A three card monte.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:27 PM (N3El/)

...

And how the hell do you find out after the switch is made? Like at what point in the process does that light go on?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (yL25O)

The most glaring part was that these weren't edits coming from one county at a time. The edits were coming from several counties together in many cases.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 30, 2020 04:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

985 I wish she had at least had the honesty to say that it wasn't exactly her best kick. I would have respected her then.

Posted by: SamIam at November 30, 2020 04:37 PM (oasF3)

986 Don't call NOOD with 20 to go

Just caught my tablet erasing what I type, Sundowner probably getting those letters as well as votes

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:37 PM (9sWOw)

987 They praised her, and let get give a halftime speech, despite the fact she immediately ran off the field after kicking the ball. The play was still on, sometimes the kicker needs to tackle the returning player, so she bailed halfway through the play, making women look bad.

If a woman wants to play sports and it's good let her, I played ice hockey when I was 10-13 and were had a girl on our team, she wad good (also a foot taller than everyone else) and deserved to be there. I get this lady is there because they needed someone who met the covid protocols, fine, but then don't say what she did was amazing and give her accolades, it's not like she did something award worthy like killing the grandparents of everyone in the defensive line.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 30, 2020 04:37 PM (XwTyM)

988
Underwater welder.



I am not joking in the slightest.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (GbPPJ)

Nephew welds up exotic lightweight metals into wheel chairs for athletes in Longview TX. High school diploma and the kid makes more than I do with a master degree.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:37 PM (VcFUs)

989 Oh Chuck? Remember this?

Schumer threatens Trump Cabinet confirmation delays
https://politi.co/3od1hn4

Posted by: motionview at November 30, 2020 04:37 PM (pYQR/)

990 And how the hell do you find out after the switch is made? Like at what point in the process does that light go on?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2020 04:34 PM (yL25O)

People watched it live on television. Biden's vote totals went up by the exact number Trump's total went down. There have been posted videos of the phenomenon recorded on election night.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (N3El/)

991 965 I think Shiva's presence will undermine the other testimonies today. I am not convinced by his analysis.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 30, 2020 04:10 PM



I agree.

Posted by: Inventor of Fee-Mail at November 30, 2020 04:26 PM (BBWrU)

Yes, definitely don't listen to the guy with four degrees from MIT.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (kOpft)

___

read up on this guy. He's a grifter and has been his entire life.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (22mNy)

992 Booba!

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (vPzhp)

993 So it was the F-104 Thunderbird of the automotive industry? please tell us you called it "Thud" even if you have to lie.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:25 PM


Dude. The F-104 was the Starfighter. The Thud was the F-105 Thunderchief.

This is a Smart Military Blog. #BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (DMUuz)

994 977 the boss must be preparing an epic movie thread

Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (a0IVu

_________


Either that or his TV wall mount finally collapsed, he's trapped under it, and he doesn't have his Life Alert.

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (UgemJ)

995 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (OUMaO)

996 Chinese slave labor

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (9sWOw)

997 1000

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (z0W8n)

998 Oh so close

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (9sWOw)

999 Now?

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (OUMaO)

1000 Closer

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (9sWOw)

1001 Dang.

Posted by: Brother Tim (can't let go of 10 year old memes) at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (OUMaO)

1002 What the fuck is wrong with you?Sarah Fuller played at least as well as the rest of the Vandy team. Better than most of the men. What was the final score, again?
She's a soccer goalie. She can kick the ball a long distance. She was hitting FGs from the 45 with a soccer ball in practice.

If
my life was so pathetic and empty that the only thing that could make
me feel like a man was to tear down other people, I'd do the decent
thing and end it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 30, 2020 04:39 PM (eVX2d)

1003 Well NASA is using the "Historic First " woman on the moon to try and shake loose a couple billion to visit that dead rock in the sky again.

Posted by: pawn at November 30, 2020 04:40 PM (Cfk8j)

1004 Whoo hoo!
Another 1K under the belt

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:40 PM (9sWOw)

1005 Dude. The F-104 was the Starfighter. The Thud was the F-105 Thunderchief.



This is a Smart Military Blog. #BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2020 04:38 PM (DMUuz)

When i keyed that in, I was having brain pharts on which one it was. I figured I could only be wrong once. 50/50 chance, right? At least I wasn't bananasplits wrong.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:40 PM (VcFUs)

1006 Might head out and clear more of tree branches off out building.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2020 04:41 PM (9sWOw)

1007 bino ,
being called eric ericson is an insult?

Posted by: vizzy at November 30, 2020 04:42 PM (R/9t3)

1008 Meh. Futurama did it better.

Posted by: Schuler at November 30, 2020 04:44 PM (x+oi4)

1009 When i keyed that in, I was having brain pharts on which one it was. I figured I could only be wrong once. 50/50 chance, right? At least I wasn't bananasplits wrong.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 30, 2020 04:40 PM


Well, you got the analogy right with the F-104.

I remember reading about someone setting low-altitude (500 ft. off the deck) speed records. He was going so fast that by the time he saw something on the ground, he was a second and a half past it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2020 04:47 PM (DMUuz)

1010 Men v. Women Curling:

In other words, if an elite men's curling team faced an elite women's curling team, would it be a fair fight?

No, as it turns out, for two reasons that have to do with strength, as a handful of Olympic curlers and coaches explained Tuesday. And no for a surprising third reason, according to performance-based evidence gathered in Canada, whose men's and women's teams are defending Olympic champions: a male advantage in curling strategy that's not fully understood and is the subject of ongoing research.

It's not simply that Canada's top male skips (the chief strategist of a curling team) are more aggressive play callers than the top female skips. The difference is more nuanced, according to Kyle Paquette, director of sports science for Curling Canada, suggesting to some that top male curling skips may see angles better and anticipate three or four shots ahead better than their female counterparts.

"Let's say we have a half-dozen rocks in play," said Paquette, who holds a doctorate in human kinetics. "Male skips will just sometimes see shots that top female skips won't see at times. I would like to say that works vice versa, to a certain degree. But we're not certain at this point."

According to Paquette, Canadian curling officials had the country's top men's team plays its top women's team 15 or 20 years ago. The result wasn't close. They repeated the experiment 10 years ago and got the same lopsided result.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 30, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Thanks !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2020 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)

1011 907 Women can compete against men in Curling, maybe
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2020 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)
---

Dominate is more like it.

You should see Mrs Gilded's hair.

Posted by: Gilded at November 30, 2020 04:48 PM (Z+BVA)

1012 Women's gymnastics favor a woman's lower center of gravity and flexibility. I don't hear lots of men yammering to compete in the balance beam.
Posted by: pep

Olympic gymnastics gold medal women react to man doing women's gymnastics. It's a whole lot of "How are these random men so good at this?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvz3F4HP170

Posted by: Wikitorix at November 30, 2020 04:58 PM (LRoDJ)

1013 I thought it was a woke stunt when I first saw the highlights over the weekend but today saw that their kickers were out with Covid and most students were home already so really could not do tryouts and so they ended up using her. If all that is true, cool chance for her. Under normal circumstances they would have had to go with a male soccer player (if they were smart) who would have much stronger leg.

Posted by: IAmTired at November 30, 2020 05:07 PM (HMQZf)

1014 I have no doubt McConnell will confirm many of biden's nominees before January.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2020 04:33 PM (qKmqJ)

Only the President can nominate for cabinet positions.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 30, 2020 05:56 PM (946rW)

1015 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis

Wait, Vandy's female kicker - who had never been on the field before and wasn't even on the team last week - insisted on giving a halftime speech to the team?! And they let her do it?! This was such a ridiculous stunt:

Vanderbilt's Sarah Fuller Publicity Stunt Included The Fill-In Kicker Giving A Halftime Speech
https://t.co/N4nC14cJ6Z?amp=1

7:55 AM · Nov 30, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 30, 2020 06:11 PM (FBrfY)

1016 From Outkick:
Did Vandy's Coach USE Sarah Fuller As A Stunt To Save His Job? https://youtu.be/QR4oCFxDGHQ

Huh, I guess the virtue signaling progressive blow job didn't work...

Vanderbilt fires Derek Mason day after Sarah Fuller kicks for Commodores
https://t.co/De8ca9eHVp?amp=1

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 30, 2020 06:17 PM (FBrfY)

1017 NRO is blaming all this election fraud nonsense on Trump and I get a wee bit peeved about it:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/status/1333408301556625413

SHOWER ME WITH ATTENTION, HORDE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 30, 2020 03:11 PM


I first read that as SHOWER WITH ME..."

Damned dyslexia.

**puts soap away**
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2020 03:17 PM (axyOa)

Got a bit of an ordering problem there. Trumps supposed bad behavior AFTER massive fraud hardly excuses the earlier fraud.

NRO have never been on our side, not even when Buckley was still kicking.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2020 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

1018 Anybody in high school, any girl, could have kicked that and the brown-nosing announcer repeats, "What a day, what a day, what a day, WHAT a day in college football, what a say, WHAT a day."

HUH? Anyone could have done that.

Posted by: gail at November 30, 2020 09:03 PM (vMzmy)

1019 Way late to the party: I'm a Vanderbilt alumna, and our football team really should swap out with Clemson and they can be in the SEC and Vandy in the ACC: at least Vanderbilt would win one or two football games in their league for a change. And Clemson would have to really play for a change.
As for Mizz Fuller, she should be ashamed of herself for being proud of that PATHETIC kick. What a travesty.
I love football, and if they let the chicks play, it will be so candy-ass: most men won't tackle them full-strength, so they may as well play FLAG [sic] FOOTBALL.

Posted by: Beverly at November 30, 2020 09:52 PM (RIW7d)

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