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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/1/20)
Previously featured, but worth featuring again.
Quote I
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. CS Lewis
Quote II
“I believe we are laying the groundwork to make systemic and lasting changes to policing,”Seattle Mayor Jenny DurkanQuote III
“Don’t fall for the fear-driven narratives,” Omar said. “We can craft a justice system that prioritizes people’s basic needs like mental health + violence prevention, & allow the city to put public safety first.” Rep. IlhanOmarNuhr (D-Little SomaliaMN)
Quote IV
“With places of worship allowed to open in all tiers we thought fuck it lets start a religion! Can’t be that hard can it! ‘The Church of the 400 Rabbits’ launching as soon as we get the green light!” UK bar owner James Aspell
Quote V
Every single raindrop that falls from the sky relieves the parched ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every single one of us cared? Prince Harry
Why can't you be more like your old man?
Quote VI
"It is four members of the general assembly. ... I guess they have a right to go and file anything they want to, but we are going to stay focused on what we have to do,” Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine (R-OH)
Wonder if they were wearing masks? We know they weren't social distancing.
An anti-gay Hungarian politician has resigned after being caught by the police fleeing a 25-man orgy through a window An anti-gay Hungarian politician has resigned after being caught by the police fleeing a 25-man orgy through a window Jozsef Szajer resigned as a member of the European Parliament on Sunday. Getty
An ally of Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban resigned from the European Parliament after attending what was described as a 25-man orgy in Brussels.
Jozsef Szajer quit as an MEP on Sunday and later said he was present at a "private party." The police found Szajer and 24 other naked men at the gathering, including diplomats, local reports said.
Szajer played a key role in the Orban government's crackdown on LGBTQ rights in Hungary.
Visit Business Insider's homepage for more stories. A member of the European Parliament representing Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban's Fidesz party has resigned from his position in Brussels after he was caught leaving what reports described as a 25-man orgy on Friday. Jozsef Szajer resigned on Sunday after he admitted to breaching Belgium's strict lockdown rules to attend a sex party, Politico reported on Tuesday. The police found 25 naked men at the gathering, including Szajer and some diplomats, the Belgian newspaper La Dernière Heure reported. The newspaper quoted a local police source as saying, "We interrupted a gang bang." Orban's Hungarian government has curtailed LGBTQ rights since he was elected prime minister in 2010. Szajer, who fronted Fidesz in the European Parliament, helped rewrite Hungary's constitution to "protect the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman," The Times of London reported.
We may be a society (understandably) prone to skepticism and negativity right now, but fear not: Help is on the way, in the form of a restructured boneless pork patty covered in sauce and served with pickles and onions on an oval-shaped bun. That’s right—the McRib has made its triumphant return to McDonald’s. And this year, it won’t be one of those “at participating locations only” situations. For the first time in nearly 10 years, the beloved meat sandwich will be available at all 14,400 McDonald’s restaurants in the United States—and you can get one for free, if you are willing to work for it. Yes, as if the McRib’s Brigadoon-like reemergence from the McMists wasn’t cause enough for celebration by McRib enthusiasts, the chain is also giving away 10,000 free sandwiches tomorrow for its official rollout. Also, facial hair is involved. Here’s how to get your soon-to-be-sauce-covered hands on one of these iconic fast food items for free.
Fatty McFat-Fat gets his ass kicked by a "ginger". It cracked me up.
Last month, the Australian Army fired 13 servicemen in connection with a redacted version of the Brereton Report – a comprehensive, four-year investigation into alleged war crimes perpetrated by Australian troops in Afghanistan. The Guardian Australia has revealed a photo of an alleged Australian special forces soldier drinking beer out of the prosthetic leg of a dead Taliban soldier in a bar in Afghanistan. The soldier purportedly depicted in the photo is still in the military, according to The Guardian. The scene is taking place at the bar Fat Lady’s Arms - an unofficial pub set up inside Australia’s special forces base in Tarin Kowt in 2009.
If legs are a No-No just imagine this.
When will the Democrats start using a score board? USSR was good when Reagan had the White House. When Trump had the White House, Russia bad. When Democrats had the White House Russia was good. I'm so confused.
A resurfaced image reveals Jen Psaki, who would serve as Press Secretary for Joe Biden, smiling in a hammer and sickle hat next to two Russian government officials.
Psaki, an alum of the Obama State Department, was “gifted the pink shapka, or fur hat, by her then-counterpart, spokesperson Maria Zakharova, in Russia.” Prominently displayed in the middle of the hat is a communist hammer and sickle.
Biden's Pick to Head Economic Advisors Seen as Sympathetic to Loan Borrowers
While President-elect Biden’s choice to chair his Council of Economic Advisors, Cecilia Rouse, didn’t call for canceling student debt, she expressed awareness of the impact debt has on borrowers in a 2007 research paper. Rouse, in a paper co-authored with Jesse Rothstein, now a public policy and economics professor at the University of California, Berkeley, found that holding student debt made it more likely for students to choose high-paying careers and eschew lower-paying ones like teaching. In the study, Rothstein and Rouse, who is now dean of Princeton University’s School of Public and International Affairs, examined students at an anonymous university that had stopped giving out loans and only gave students financial aid through grants. They found that every $10,000 in debt reduces by 5 to 6 percent the chances that a student at the university would take a job at a nonprofit, in the government or in education.
Zoom and gloom
Sitting in a videoconference is a uniformly crap experience. Instead of corroding our humanity, let’s design tools to enhance it
Perhaps Puff The Magic Dragon lives in Oregon. How to get on the ‘magic’ mushroom advisory board - The Oregon Health Authority is seeking people to make psilocybin regulation recommendations. I haven't received any special insight from Oregon Muse.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Oregon officials are seeking a wide variety of people to make recommendations about how the state should regulate psilocybin — a psychoactive compound found in so-called “magic” mushrooms. Voters approved Measure 109 earlier this month, legalizing the use of psilocybin for therapeutic purposes in licensed facilities. But that doesn’t mean hallucinogenic mushrooms are legal right now. There’s currently no process for become a licensed facilitator, which is where the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) comes in. Measure 109 instructs the OHA to develop an advisory board, and iron out best practices, ethics and regulations for psilocybin therapy, all within a two year timeframe. Prior to the election, KOIN 6 News spoke with doctors who said they’d never seen a precedent for tasking the OHA with developing a framework for implementing a program like that.
The Hodge Twins discuss Vanderbilt proud.............
Speaking of notable Vanderbilt alumni...................
What you don't know won't hurt you, That is the theory in San Diego.
San Diego was supposed to be the site this year of a major drone project intended to show off the civilian capabilities of military-grade technology for monitoring things like wildfires and infrastructure. The players involved in the test flight obscured its other purpose: catching drivers who speed. Records obtained by Voice of San Diego show that the city’s Office of Homeland Security had been supportive of General Atomics, a local defense contractor, in its attempt to open the skies above San Diego to new forms of surveillance. They wound up talking last year about how police might benefit from putting a massive vehicle with a camera above the metro. The SkyGuardian is not an ordinary drone. It weighs upwards of 12,500 pounds, with a wingspan of 79 feet. Its predecessors were developed to help the war on terror, and the company has marketed it as a “persistent eye in the sky” that governments can incorporate into their public planning and emergency response efforts. In San Diego, officials kicked around the possibility of using the drone for vehicle enforcement on the freeway — but asked General Atomics to withhold that information publicly, omitting one of the reasons they were interested in the test flight.
It is more clever than leaving branches overgrown obstructing speed limit signs.
I wonder how many Horde guitarists own this amp?
It is that time of year again when The ONT runs Christmas music. Enjoy!
A 40-year-old man who broke into his estranged girlfriend's home and attacked her was beaten with a golf club and stabbed to death by her mother and sister, police say. South Pasadena officers responded to a home on Five Oaks Drive around 10am after receiving a call about a domestic violence incident. When authorities arrived, they found a shattered front window and heard screaming coming from inside the home, where they found Justin Goss suffering from stab wounds.
Consiglia Varriale and her newborn daughter are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Cancer does not necessarily mean death for a pregnant mother or her unborn baby. Thanks to modern medical advances, many women who are diagnosed during their pregnancies are being treated and giving birth to healthy babies. Christian News Network recently reported about a mother in Italy who refused to abort her unborn daughter after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. In March, Consiglia Varriale said she discovered a lump in her breast while she was pregnant with her second daughter, and her doctors immediately recommended an abortion. “They all told me that I had to give up the baby if I wanted to continue living,” she told the news outlet Riformista. Varriale, however, sought another opinion at the Pascale Institute in Naples, according to the report. There, Dr. Michelino de Laurentiis told her that they could treat her cancer and save her baby’s life – a huge relief to the expecting mother. “I was too happy at the thought of that pregnancy. I would never, ever have decided to interrupt it,” she said. In April, her doctors performed surgery to remove the lump, and Varriale began chemotherapy a month later, the report states. She gave birth to her daughter in September, and both mother and child are reportedly doing well, it continues.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: pawn at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: ok, i'll bother doing this at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Rage Stroked but getting the banned back together at December 01, 2020 10:01 PM (J7To+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:02 PM (oAY8z)
But at least I have a lovely ONT to enjoy!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (oqV6o)
my preferred pronouns are attached to my nic
Please use them
(or else)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: iandeal at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (5FCda)
Dear Gaelic Girl, I don't think ye understand American Democracy!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (oqV6o)
What has gotten into you tonight?
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (EgshT)
Loved the meme of the day too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: wing at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Far, far away from other people.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (5FCda)
I'm coming around to that idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
(she's talking about the skull beer bong)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Easy, put criminals in prison so they can't keep victimizing us. Where's my prize?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
What has gotten into you tonight?
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (YxfPJ)
Most of my photos are pretty nice.
12/1 starts the Xmas music which I have been doing for a few years now.
We had a high of 34 today which is global warming at the Frozen TUndra.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
In the grand list of war crimes, that is very very weak tea.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: G.K. Chesterkraken, all out of fucks to give at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (/DVkD)
Of all the numerous assholes in the Hungarian government, Szajer is one of the peak-asshole assholes.
Probably has chafing to prove it.
Posted by: Miklos, mildly celebrating at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel)
Read the content.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (axyOa)
Oh my. Didn't see any female count, naked or not.
Meanwhile, in New Orleans, there have been 40+ positive covid cases so far, resulting from a swingers convention.
No word if Brian In New Orleans was involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (veMj1)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Democrat Party Culture Ministry at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (J7To+)
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (oqV6o)
So Conor is bossing you around tonight?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (mht8P)
mayors/governors sending social workers to threaten people about Covid
restrictions?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:05 PM (Ojki1)
Simple, there is no overt show of force, it is just implied (and real)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (oqV6o)
Prolly not.
When do The Troubles begin?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
(she's talking about the skull beer bong)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
All Hail the Wassail!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Our high today was 43, so we're not much warmer than y'all.
Mother Nature always wins.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Chin up, I think it's significant that a new landmine explodes every day for the dems. (Project Veritas, the Amsted Project, that Barnyard guy with the stats)
This had got to be coordinated, no way so many actors would be coming out with so much, and on so many fronts.
And if it's coordinated, that means there's a careful plan rolling out. And as mentioned last thread, if the military intel guys are behind this, and it sure looks like they are, the bad guys have no idea what they have.
Still hopeful.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel)
O_O
Should I go look in a mirror, or should I just go to sleep and hope that this works itself out overnight?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Democrat Party Culture Ministry at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (J7To+)
On the friday night tights podcast, they have been doing readings from 'Santa's Husband.'
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (/DVkD)
You can have my mustache when you pry it from my cold, dead lip.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (mht8P)
My kids have never seen me without facial hair.
Neither has my wife...
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
my preferred pronouns are attached to my nic
Please use them
(or else)
No.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Let's not talk about hogmartin like that...
while he's still here!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (oqV6o)
It's official: my latest food fetish is...
black cherry juice.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Orban's Hungarian government has curtailed LGBTQ rights since he was elected prime minister in 2010.
What does that mean? What rights? Special rights?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel)
O_O
Should I go look in a mirror, or should I just go to sleep and hope that this works itself out overnight?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Hogsomniac.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Far, far away from other people.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:04 PM (5FCda)
I'm coming around to that idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
In Maine. With a view of the water.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Democrat Party Culture Ministry at December 01, 2020 10:09 PM (J7To+)
No doctor would approve of Santa transitioning.
If you're old, you don't get approved (at least not in the US) unless you're a Hollyweirdo or filthy rich.
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (vmRc0)
---
What, "The moon" seemed just a bridge too far?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
Neither has my wife...
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Gee, your moustache smells terriffic!
Posted by: Rejected Miklosian Ad Campaigns at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commisar Biden at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (J7To+)
Posted by: IC at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (Nyumu)
my preferred pronouns are attached to my nic
Please use them
(or else)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (oAY8z)
Mine are better!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (howdoesMiklosdoit/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (YxfPJ)
Geez, what a fu**ing 'tard! He belongs in Hollystupid, he really does.
Thank you for that, MH. I needed a laugh.
Okay, all you raindrops, go out there and relieve the parched ground. Heh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (5FCda)
#Soon
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (oqV6o)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: wing at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (JFzNN)
Dear Lord, we need that smiting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Gender Studies are prohibited in Hungarian universities.
They get some things right.
Posted by: Moklos, peldaul at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 01, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel)
O_O
Should I go look in a mirror, or should I just go to sleep and hope that this works itself out overnight?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
When you're a blinding figure of pure awesome, it's hard to tell us apart.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (nakwk)
It truly is an age of wonders.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (htI5H)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Small island off the coast. Surrounded by dangerous shoals. Lighthouse. Smaller, slightly misleading lighthouse in the middle of the windward shoals. Living off the bounty of the sea, as it were. Never know what might turn up.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (L2OWd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Gender Studies are prohibited in Hungarian universities.
They get some things right.
Posted by: Moklos, peldaul at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Who are you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (wrongvowel/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (02b6n)
He wasn't political.
He wasn't partisan.
He just spoke what any normal, rational human being would speak.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Better than Insmartin. Sounds like a town in the English countryside.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)
Is @UPS supposed to carry official election material? Because I and three #DominionWatch volunteers saw a UPS truck picking up a ballet of boxes marked "official absentee" from the Secretary of State's warehouse.
Video taken in Georgia @ 120 Interstate North Parkway Suite 210 loading dock.
COLOCATED at 120 Interstate North Parkway Suite 210 is a print shop the carton tags you posted reference a JOB #. This suggests these ballots were perhaps printed to use as absentee ballot stuffing for the upcoming runoff election.
Posted by: Sounds quite SNAFU to me at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (BBWrU)
After all--they were probably in on the coup.
So the public is getting a good look at how corrupt everything is--it's the information-giving phase, getting us ready for the next phase.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: IC at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (Nyumu)
---
What, "The moon" seemed just a bridge too far?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
Why do you ask? Do you have a lasso?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)
I've been told I have "that Insmartin look".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
There's a shaved my dog's butt and walked him backwards joke there somewhere..,
Posted by: McRibbin' you at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (VQfTH)
Posted by: Ward at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (nzKWW)
Had a childhood friend who was faced with that same situation, diagnosed with breast cancer once she was pregnant. Her son was delivered after a normal pregnancy but my friend lost her fight with breast cancer because she could not take chemo or other treatment during pregnancy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (WFcrO)
Still working but will be checking in.
Every single raindrop that falls from the sky relieves the parched ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every single one of us cared? Prince Harry
That's deep man. Real deep.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Moklos, peldaul at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Who are you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Miklos
Sorry
Posted by: Miklos with glass of bourbon in one hand and cig in the other at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Small island off the coast. Surrounded by dangerous shoals. Lighthouse. Smaller, slightly misleading lighthouse in the middle of the windward shoals. Living off the bounty of the sea, as it were. Never know what might turn up.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
If you play your cards right, lobster will turn up.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)
I've been told I have "that Insmartin look".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
Mostly it's the webbed digits and bug-eyes. And the gills, those too.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
But at least I have a lovely ONT to enjoy!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted
81 light breeze off the water, what's wrong with that? Oh, you're not in Hawaii hehehehe! Like me.
Posted by: wrg500 at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (/hXg9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Buffalo gals can you come out tonight?
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON!
Let's not talk about hogmartin like that...
while he's still here!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted
Is he leaving soon? What happened?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
They'd be well-fed.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Miklos, demurely crossing knees under kilt at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)
Sounds Lovecraftian. A village in the hills where unnatural things are afoot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Comrades, let me remind you that Democrat thought crime is not a prosecutable offense!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (oqV6o)
The English language is so rich, that "cupidity" refers to something horrible, while "pulchritude" refers to something really nice.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Moklos, peldaul at December 01, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Who are you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Miklos
Sorry
Posted by: Miklos with glass of bourbon in one hand and cig in the other at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh, thanks! Now I feel much better...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (booze!/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Eldritch lawns and Dweomerish Street lights.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)
What, "The moon" seemed just a bridge too far?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:12 PM (Ojki1)
Why do you ask? Do you have a lasso?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Just a ton of old TV cables that I no longer need nor have yet gotten rid of.
But maybe enough to lasso the moon.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)
It depends, what's the first tune you would play through it?
Posted by: Santa Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
Beats the Miskatonic look!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (oqV6o)
Tonight we watched Scrooged with Bill Murray. It's one of my favorites.
I think the next one we watch will be It's a Wonderful Life.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Nckate at December 01, 2020 10:21 PM (rEqap)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 01, 2020 10:21 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:10 PM (AwPyG)
Thanks for the encouragement, artemis.
Felt hopeful this morning, but somehow despair crept in as the day wore on. For the first time, really. Will keep praying that the Lord will set things right.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:21 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)
The year is almost over, and besides, wouldn't Santa have to close his books a little before the 25th to be ready for delivery?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (spamgloriousspam/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: That guy who always says
That one guy hogs all the martins.
Posted by: Miklos, conditionally willing to share the collards I just cooked at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
Beats the Miskatonic look!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (oqV6o)
Meanwhile, up at Dunwich...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)
Almost like genetics is a "thing"?
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:23 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Has Cruz's support at December 01, 2020 10:23 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland
Deeply shallow.
Posted by: Miklos, observing at December 01, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bete
I have a better idea, force the mayors/governors to live in the highest crime neighborhoods of their cities/states. I want Whitmer to have to live in the worst part of Detroit, without state police protection. Then she can take a knee with BLM.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
Mostly it's the webbed digits and bug-eyes. And the gills, those too.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
They aren't that buggy...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)
Been playing with the electron microscope again, have we now?
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (oqV6o)
Please use them
(or else)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:03 PM (oAY8z)
* * * *
If you could point them out and translate, that would be... *sips coffee* ... great.
Doesn't mean I will use them though.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)
Tonight we watched Scrooged with Bill Murray. It's one of my favorites.
I think the next one we watch will be It's a Wonderful Life.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:20 PM (YxfPJ)
Gotta watch that Hallmark one where the woman's all wrapped up in her career and ends up in the quaint small town what's got all the Christmas traditions.
She doesn't have time 'cuz she's from the big city, you see. But there's a fella. And he has a charming golden retriever (and maybe a kid) who takes an instant shine to her.
you know the one
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
pfffffft....i know...right? ....ear...
ya feckin' tosser
Posted by: Abiss at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (EgshT)
So you did see last Saturday's ONT?
Posted by: Santa Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Well, they just didn't sit in the yard like the picture on the box... go figure. After a couple of days dicking around with them, I had enough.
I saw an awesome display of a deer like one of these hanging in a tree with a strand of red lights to simulate blood... like when you gut a deer and hang it from a tree.
California... neighbors were not amused. Stayed up for the season. Thankfully none of those shit birds ever talked to us again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:23 PM (oqV6o)
And why it's good for the family tree to have at least a branch or two.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Insmartin? Queer goin's on, there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Marty-Miklos Feldman at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)
The year is almost over, and besides, wouldn't Santa have to close his books a little before the 25th to be ready for delivery?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (spamgloriousspam/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:22 PM (02b6n)
Who knows? Santa's powers have never been nailed down in continuity, which means each storyteller is free to adapt them as they will.
Plus what is the timeline? Is Dec 26-31 like The Purge, a free week from Santa's judgement, or does he count this as part of his year of being good?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Aren't all Hallmark movies the same plot? Sort of like Romance Novels.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)
What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every single one of us cared? Prince Harry
----
*nerdle erdle erdle erdle*
Posted by: Childish Onomatopoetic Urination Sounds at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Falstaff at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (vM7yY)
Hungary's constitution to "protect the institution of marriage as the
union of a man and a woman," The Times of London reported.
***
Ok, so what does being a gay guy that likes orgies have to do with opposing gay marriage? I mean seriously. Liking gay orgies isn't really unusual in the male homosexual community and up until a few years ago almost all homosexuals opposed gay marriage.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Insmartin? Queer goin's on, there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Insmartin, Maine.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (nakwk)
ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every
single one of us cared?"
But, the rainbows!! What do THEY mean!?!?
Posted by: Zombie Double Rainbow Dude at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Falstaff at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
She doesn't have time 'cuz she's from the big city, you see. But there's a fella. And he has a charming golden retriever (and maybe a kid) who takes an instant shine to her.
you know the
in fairness, there is something to those movies, except the the thing that fixes those girls in the real world is surprise analing, then they are cuddly and girly.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
They'd be well-fed.
Posted by: hogmartin
Rock lobster !!!!
Posted by: The B-52s at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (LPnfS)
===
Whoa.
Posted by: Jaden Smith at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Falstaff at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (vM7yY)
Prince Albert > Prince Hal > Prince Harry
Posted by: Former Smoker Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cornfed at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (MKOml)
Spamp, spamp, spamp, spamp, spamp, spamp, spamp.
Love the Spamp, wonderful Spamp.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (oVJmc)
If you play your cards right, lobster will turn up.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Fish heads into the lobsta trap from the cod you caught ought to do the trick.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
They'd be well-fed.
Posted by: hogmartin
Rock lobster !!!!
Posted by: The B-52s at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (LPnfS)
Motion in the ocean...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)
Wow, trippy.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (YxfPJ)
career and ends up in the quaint small town what's got all the
Christmas
traditions.
___
Did they ever make the gay Hallmark Christmas movie the LBTQ folks were pushing them too?
I'm sure the rating will be FABULOUS. Or, likely not.
Unless they pick two busty young lasses. Then they'll get a whole new audience.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (qlFIA)
Ahh. Generations of interbreeding.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (QU+qf)
Sleep well horde. Tomorrow's another day choc full of outrageous commie bullshit...
Posted by: Abiss at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (EgshT)
Rock lobster !!!!
Posted by: The B-52s at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (LPnfS)
I love that song.
Please don't judge me. I can't help it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Democrat Party Culture Ministry
Dear Democrat Party Culture Ministry,
Shouldn't there be something about racism in there?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
We'll see, hopefully
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 09:56 PM (AwPyG)q
Late to the last thread and saw this. What about Posse Comitatus?
In 1878 the use of a posse comitatus was limited by the passage of the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. This act, passed in response to the use of federal troops to enforce reconstruction policies in the southern states, prohibited the use of the U.S. Army to enforce laws unless the Constitution or an act of Congress explicitly authorized such use. This act was amended five times in the 1980s, largely to allow for the use of military resources to combat trafficking in illicit narcotics./i]
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Former Smoker Misanthropic Humanitarian
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Posted by: Innocent Miklos at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (AwPyG)
---
What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
Posted by: Andy Bernard at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (S8ePJ)
Fish heads into the lobsta trap from the cod you caught ought to do the trick.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (9UmRs)
I read that with a Maine accent.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
what are his thoughts about urinating in the sand?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (4Jold)
like there would be worse things you can get than covid.
***
Its legal to go to a 25 man orgy in CA with AIDS and intentionally give it to everyone else there. But, if you don't wear a mask they will throw your ass in jail whether or not you have the wuhan flu.
Makes sense right?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)
Fish heads into the lobsta trap from the cod you caught ought to do the trick.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (9UmRs)
I read that with a Maine accent.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Ayuh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (nakwk)
Well, they just didn't sit in the yard like the picture on the box... go figure. After a couple of days dicking around with them, I had enough.
I saw an awesome display of a deer like one of these hanging in a tree with a strand of red lights to simulate blood... like when you gut a deer and hang it from a tree.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)
* * * *
My nieces and nephew decided to rearrange their mother's display of similar deer decorations. There was a buck and a doe involved in what could be termed a realistic mating display. Their mother was not amused... Of course, we all thought it was hilarious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (WFcrO)
Ahh. Generations of interbreeding.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (axyO
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (9UmRs)
I read that with a Maine accent.
Posted by: Ladyl
Chowdah
Forgot the Chowdah part.
Posted by: Miklos, Down East (and South) at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Give Covid and your ass is being prosecuted.
Anything else? Meh, misdemeanor.
Posted by: California at December 01, 2020 10:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Insmartin? Queer goin's on, there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
http://web.mit.edu/cthulhu/www/Carols/carols.txt
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cornfed at December 01, 2020 10:28 PM (MKOml)
Nobody gives a fuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (wkJeZ)
Pretty funny.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (YxfPJ)
Poor Harry found himself on the wrong end of a bukakke.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (O/xv0)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 10:32 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)
---
What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
Posted by: Andy Bernard at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (S8ePJ)
Now I'm laughing like a hyena.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)
https://twitter.com/Bill_Binney/
status/1333925126883176449
(33) My understanding is all ballots are numbered. SO, IF THE AG OR FBI WANT TO FIND BALLOT STUFFING ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS LOOK FOR SEQUENTIAL/BLOCKED BALLOT NRS IN INPUT SEQUENCE. DO THEY WANT TO FIND FRAUD???
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Beautiful.
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Diogenes
When the offspring of Queen Victoria met (King George, Kaiser Willy, Czar Nicky) it must have been like the Three Stooges doing "Doctor...Doctor...Doctor...Doctor..."
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Posted by: Innocent Miklos at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Why yes I do.....
Posted by: Shop Keeper Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
No problem with those who do like it though. Finding a good menu item at McDonalds these days is a rare thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (rWZ8Y)
Well, they just didn't sit in the yard like the picture on the box... go figure. After a couple of days dicking around with them, I had enough.
I saw an awesome display of a deer like one of these hanging in a tree with a strand of red lights to simulate blood... like when you gut a deer and hang it from a tree.
California... neighbors were not amused. Stayed up for the season. Thankfully none of those shit birds ever talked to us again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)"
You could have done a Burning Man thing with the deer and sold tickets.
Posted by: Daisy B at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (Hswbs)
Posted by: Shop Keeper Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (rWZ8Y)
It is a sad day when actually going to a physical meeting is 'doing more'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (/DVkD)
ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every
single one of us cared? Prince Harry
What about those raindrops that fell over the ocean? You know, that thing that covers 70% of the planet and is already pretty wet?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: hogmartin
Pirates of Hogpenzance
Posted by: Miklos, Gilbert, and Sullivan at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (YxfPJ)
Doubtful. She probably doesn't even let him jack off without a week of begging first.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)
120
22 So if we don't need cops, why aren't the tyrannical
mayors/governors sending social workers to threaten people about Covid
restrictions?
Posted by: Bete
I have a better idea, force the mayors/governors to live in the
highest crime neighborhoods of their cities/states. I want Whitmer to
have to live in the worst part of Detroit, without state police
protection. Then she can take a knee with BLM.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
A modest proposal submitted to my Board of Supervisors:
"As a long time resident of [insert locale here] and having paid more and more exorbitant
taxes here for over three decades, I am unalterably opposed to
defunding, or reallocating funds intended for, our
Police Force. In my opinion, this proposal is a dangerous weakening of
the concept that one of the fundamental functions of every local
government is the provision of "public safety", one of key features of a
coherent and enduring civilization!
However, I would like to propose a serious and quite reasonable alternative to fill immediate full defunding. In my
alternative test, I propose, in the spirit of leading by example, that
there be test case defunding and cessation of certain police services
for a minimum of one year. Specifically, for one year, there would be no
tax-payer funded special police activities for services, drivers,
escorts, home surveillance/patrols, or personal security details for any
senior member of the entire [insert locale] staff.
For additional savings for the public good, it is worth considering
having the entire [insert locale] Government Complex be free of any onerous police presence
during that same year.
Once this test has demonstrated and proved the obvious merit of
defunding/reallocating police related funds, then a full defunding agenda item should be submitted for ballot approval by the citizens!"
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
I was stationed there for 2 and a half years. I know that accent well.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (axyOa)
No mention of the Black Prince.
Typical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)
The weather tech one that fits in the vehicle cup holder.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (VcFUs)
It seems to me that half the reason the election-stealing was so blatant and sloppy was because they knew all federal law enforcement were in their pocket, just like how the antifa people know they'll never get any push-back from dem cities.
So it must be causing some sleepless nights now, to see all the evidence unfolding as though someone's been watching them all the while. And to find out that people have been listening in to your meetings.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (AwPyG)
He wasn't political.
He wasn't partisan.
He just spoke what any normal, rational human being would speak.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled
Which will soon be criminal hate speech if we aren't careful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
It doesn't mean he is one.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (Rvt88)
(29)if what our President said about 100,000 late votes (all for Biden)is true,(Eg. DNA evidence)if for every 1000 votes only one voted for Trump means the random chance of that all being for Biden is 1 in 1 followed by 200 zeros.
two hundred zeros. DNA is 1 in a billion.
(30)follow-on to my 29. This is 1 chance in 1billion times 1billion times 1billion times etc for at least 20 times.
This is direct evidence of ballot stuffing. This should certainly be evidence for courts to require a recount with validation or else through them all out.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (QCc6B)
Yes, luring lost sailors onto the rocks, salvaging their cargo, and casting their remains to the lobsters does sound nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)
And what if we fell up, instead of down?
Posted by: Channeling a Doctor Who episode (I think) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Diogenes
*********
The Windsors - a limerick
I say this without any malice
But they got a genetic analysis
Seems the chromosome count
Was some oddball amount
So we must be at Buckingham Palace
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Andy Bernard at December 01, 2020 10:30 PM (S8ePJ)
Like omg imma like write that down in my like diary!
Posted by: SJW at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (vM7yY)
I was stationed there for 2 and a half years. I know that accent well.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:35 PM (9UmRs)
I love Maine.
I wish it weren't a blue state.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Channeling a Doctor Who episode (I think) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (BBWrU)
Petrichor. Did not know the word for it until I watched a Dr Who episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (wkJeZ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (9hauA)
Get a nicely-trimmed goatee.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
hmmm. Allowed.
How 'bout Harry Potter, III >
I like the Dementor scene on the train.
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (XhWtx)
Charles, who preferred Camilla, the dog faced pony soldier, to Diana, the Goddess.
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: Innocent Miklos at December 01, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Why yes I do.....
Posted by: Shop Keeper Misanthropic Humanitarian
Ummm...and pig's feet?
Posted by: Miklos, guys, he said yes! at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)
A military intel analyst from 305th pops up in exhibit 105. Name redacted.
A 2nd military intel analyst from DIA/NSA pops up in exhibit 109.
A 3rd military intel analyst pops up in PA & AZ hearings to testify on Dominion.
See a pattern? What are the odds
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: mot at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (jad3h)
It doesn't mean he is one.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (Rvt8
True. Very true.
Posted by: Shop Keeper Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
I say this without any malice
But they got a genetic analysis
Seems the chromosome count
Was some oddball amount
So we must be at Buckingham Palace
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (m45I2)
Nice!
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (aKqzO)
Rubbery, flabby fused hot dogs that somehow managed a worse texture than actual hot dogs with fake smokey flavor and cloying bbq sauce.
Most overrated, over-romanticized fast food ever
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (oAY8z)
In the grand list of war crimes, that is very very weak tea.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: G.K. Chesterkraken, all out of fucks to give at December 01, 2020 10:07 PM (/DVkD)
Exactly. Which raises the question: had it been a prosthetic ass, would it have been regarded as "war booty"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)
I got this one in September of last year. It's got a spring gripper, so you just slap the phone in there and the little tabs grab it.
https://tinyurl.com/y5t6xt4f
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (9hauA)
Get a nicely-trimmed goatee.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)
The link didn't work - do you know what they required, re: facial hair? I can do a nicely-trimmed goatee.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (9hauA)
I was, however, heartened to hear the reps today say that they have been getting thousands of calls and letters every day.
Good.
Keep. This. Up.
Posted by: pmurT at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Max Power at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (QCc6B)
Yes, luring lost sailors onto the rocks, salvaging their cargo, and casting their remains to the lobsters does sound nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)
Turn on the Grail-shaped beacon. Lures 'em in every time.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
I like... the idea of Maine.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (XhWtx
I believe he is known as a suppository
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
"Every single raindrop that falls from the sky relieves the parched ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if every single one of us cared?" Prince Harry
__________
*smashes guitar against wall*
Sorry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)
And what if we fell up, instead of down?
Posted by: Channeling a Doctor Who episode (I think) at December 01, 2020 10:36 PM (BBWrU)
AtC would need her mail forwarded to the moon.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (vM7yY)
you just slap the phone in there and the little tabs grab it.
***
The one I had angled down instead of up - do you find the location of this one works and doesn't obstruct looking through the window?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (qlFIA)
https://tinyurl.com/y5t6xt4f
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
I got one like looks that, but my dashboard (?) is curved, so I had to put it on my windshield. Will this have the same problem?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Millenial Miklos at December 01, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
...
pssst...I think she really does not want police so fellow criminals can remain at large.
Posted by: jack at December 01, 2020 10:41 PM (5zZ1Q)
Posted by: Millenial Miklos at December 01, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I am sure you can find a well formed merkin on amazon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (/DVkD)
Put the bong down, you inbred fuck.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (oAY8z)
https://tinyurl.com/yydtpb9x
You have to be clean shaven, so forget that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)
*smashes guitar against wall*
Sorry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)
***Golf Clap***
Nicely played.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2020 10:40 PM (qlFIA)
My previous one mounted to the windshield, but the new car has a windshield that's too far away. It kinda depends what your dashboard is like. That one mounts to the dashboard and is angled straight towards me; doesn't obstruct anything. I don't know if they make arms with different mounts for that clamp.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (t+qrx)
Put the bong down, you inbred fuck.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (aKqzO)
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (WFcrO)
Nobody realized how completely dumb and graceless they are. It's almost funny to watch.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (AwPyG)
What does that mean? What rights? Special rights?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Probably not so much "curtailing rights" as denying special privileges. As in, "you want your ass kissed? Then bend over and do it yourself."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (mzC78)
I believe
for every drop
of rain that falls
a flower grows
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (oAY8z)
________
Whoa, dude, that's, like, deep.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:44 PM (mht8P)
status/1333963787850932225
This guy is Too much-Joe Di Genova didn't mean it. Those other "threats"? Come to NYC for 5 minutes of a BLM 'protest' you would have heard far worse. "Be the bigger man" sounds like a pep talk for a quitter. Not happening. NOT OVER. Georgia in play. Man up. (video)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:44 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2020 10:44 PM (L106N)
https://tinyurl.com/yydtpb9x
You have to be clean shaven, so forget that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)
I can do that. I can look like a regular chick for a few days before reverting to the full beard. I like having it in the winter - helps keep the face warm.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)
Worst lyrics ever.
Posted by: B.J. Thomas at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:43 PM (mzC7
That takes serious flexibility. Like, circus freak contortionist level.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (oAY8z)
Oh sure, narrowed it down to 98.9% of the movies.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (L106N)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (YxfPJ)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)
That Mainer accent...the Senior Chief I worked with pronounced Morse as Moss. I have no idea how to this day...
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (9UmRs)
If you're old, you don't get approved (at least not in the US) unless you're a Hollyweirdo or filthy rich.
Posted by: Allie at December 01, 2020 10:11 PM (vmRc0)
Why bother fucking up old people? They are going to die soon, anyway. Fuck up young people. Then they they can spread misery to all with whom they interact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (mzC78)
I say this without any malice
But they got a genetic analysis
Seems the chromosome count
Was some oddball amount
So we must be at Buckingham Palace
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)
Worst lyrics ever.
Do they know it's Christmas?
Posted by: Miklosian Bad Lyrics Nominations LLP at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:41 PM (9hauA)
🤷♂️
That's just the one that works for me. I don't even know what kind of car you have. They might make one with that cradle mounted on an arm that you can fix to the windshield.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (t+qrx)
Dude!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)
We all do at some point, but he wife'd crazy up. That's just not done.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (aKqzO)
That's deep man. Real deep.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
My second out loud laugh of the night.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (UUaqO)
https://tinyurl.com/y2tk4ore
https://tinyurl.com/yybaqo2e
https://tinyurl.com/yylnssd6
https://tinyurl.com/y64ckpf6
https://tinyurl.com/y6xtmk38
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)
Hmmmm, seems like a few religions could sue for religious discrimination.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon
So.
You have no future.
Posted by: Miklosian Observations Pt. II at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)
An evolutionary adaptation for those frigid West African winters, no doubt.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Replying to
@IvanPentchoukov
COLOCATED at 120 Interstate North Parkway Suite 210 is a print shop the carton tags you posted reference a JOB #. This suggests these ballots were perhaps printed to use as absentee ballot stuffing for the upcoming runoff election.
@JennaEllisEsq
@EmeraldRobinson
@EricTrump
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (UUaqO)
I doubt if he could tie a windsor knot let alone a hangman's noose.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Dude!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)
Let he who has not stuck his dick in crazy cast the first stone.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
lol.
But not as retarded as the movie.
Posted by: your gf loves a good ride on my bike at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (t+qrx)
The one I got came with a round thing with a flat surface that you can stick the suction cup to. But it looks permanent and I don't want it on my dashboard forever. I may have to go back to the one you clip to the air vent.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (UUaqO)
I'm dyin here!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (EgshT)
Was that Whitney Houston?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (/DVkD)
https://tinyurl.com/y4a6ojl4
https://tinyurl.com/yxoxcchn
https://tinyurl.com/yxhq8yem
https://tinyurl.com/y55bqzg7
https://tinyurl.com/yy99ctgc
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
Proclipusa.com
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (UUaqO)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
Or a few of the genders.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
Pretty sure that is the original.
Posted by: your gf loves a good ride on my bike at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)
That one has a round squidgy thing that mounts to the dashboard, then you stick a suction cup to the squidgy thing. But it's not permanent and it doesn't seem to be marking my dashboard any.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
*places stone on ground*
Art teacher. Mixed Chantix and antidepressants without consulting her doctor. Wound up auditory and visual hallucinations.
That was a fun morning.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (buTO7)
Need to get a Vegetarian in here to give us the straight poop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: wing at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)
An evolutionary adaptation for those frigid West African winters, no doubt.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
No doubt. No doubt.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Miklos, demurely crossing knees under kilt at December 01, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
You heard about the drunken Scotsman? Went to relieve himself in a cow pasture, and the wind blew his tam o' shanter off his head. He tried on twelve before he found the right one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (XhWtx)
Sounds like the groovy lyrics to a Greg Brady song.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
His mother described herself as "thick". She was honest.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y62xfd9b
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
Hmmm. Sounds like it might work, thanks.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (/DVkD)
Mirror Universe mish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 10:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2020 10:46 PM (UUaqO)
I'm betting granny the queen goes into hubby's room every night and slaps the shit outta him screaming "You fucking kraut!"
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM
Nonsense! You throw some seeds on the ground, that's all you have to do.
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at December 01, 2020 10:52 PM (mNhhD)
got the same holder and I'm pleased so far, but it doesn't lock the vent position down so it can drift left or right, still it is good enough for my needs.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:52 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (oZuI0)
https://www.zzounds.com/item--HOTTANLA6
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (9Om/r)
"I think it's unavoidable that you have to talk about the naked racism of Tucker Carlson... Sort of the "White Supremacy Hour" they have on Fox News every night..."
Posted by: Huh, only one hour of White Supremacy? at December 01, 2020 09:28 PM
CORRECTION: @CNNPR has just informed @Project_Veritas that the executive on this tape is in fact their GENERAL COUNSEL David Vigilante
Posted by: AoS Dept of Corrections (Vigilante Wing) at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
That would be a good nic for any lurkers looking to get their feet wet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (/DVkD)
Proclipusa.com
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (UUBmN)
Those look pretty serious. The one for my car is only $30, but I wonder if that's because it looks like it only mounts to the vent. I have one of those display things sticking out of the top of the dashboard, so it's kind of hard to mount a phone somewhere that's out of the line of sight to it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa)
She's descended from Victoria and Albert. She's more German than fucking Hitler.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:54 PM (aKqzO)
Like that one time, we did Psilocybin 'shrooms and spent two hours in a 7-11. Like that?
(Psssst... the "P" is silent.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:54 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Insomniac
Jesus saunters over, picks up an monster rock, and smashes the vapid Prince on his noggin.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 10:54 PM (Rvt88)
Well, they just didn't sit in the yard like the picture on the box... go figure. After a couple of days dicking around with them, I had enough.
I saw an awesome display of a deer like one of these hanging in a tree with a strand of red lights to simulate blood... like when you gut a deer and hang it from a tree.
California... neighbors were not amused. Stayed up for the season. Thankfully none of those shit birds ever talked to us again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (3H9h1)
I was in a "99-cent" store today. The gal at the checkout was wearing a set of glittered paper reindeer horns. I gestured at her head, and said, "By the way, nice rack." She laughed."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Insomniac
Bounty, booty....s'all good
Posted by: Miklos, appreciatively at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (XhWtx)
Hubby (Prince Phillip) is actually Greek. And more royal than the rest of them; he's a cousin of the Romanovs. In fact, when they dug up the remains of the Romanovs from the mass grave, they DNA checked against his DNA
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 10:54 PM (Rvt8
Evidently, TP thinks Dan Brown is full of more shit than a whale with no ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 10:37 PM
I'm guessing that since you mentioned Prince Albert twice there's something you'd like to reveal to the ladies.
Posted by: Bert G at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (Aashi)
Sounds like the groovy lyrics to a Greg Brady song.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Sounds like the packaging at Whole Foods.
Posted by: This is a Fair Trade remark. at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (CZm2G)
the dashboard, then you stick a suction cup to the squidgy thing. But
it's not permanent and it doesn't seem to be marking my dashboard any.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
My bad in comment 313, the same company makes hast mount with a spring loaded gripper that clamps onto the heater/AC vent vane, no damage to the care and easily removable.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (oqV6o)
When will the Supreme Court get involved?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 10:00 PM (5FCda)
=====
You can say that again, sister. Not sure how much more of this my liver can take.
And adding insult to injury, I could have sworn the Hodge twins were around 30. But nope. Only 6 years younger than me. Holy cripes.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (4+gTH)
She doesn't have time 'cuz she's from the big city, you see. But there's a fella. And he has a charming golden retriever (and maybe a kid) who takes an instant shine to her.
you know the one
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy)
This is probably going to be a shock to you. There was a time that Hallmark Hall of Fame did good drama. I believe I was in high school when they did Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men". They may have also done "The Crucible", but I'm not sure if it was Hallmark. I don't know when they switched to glop.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
==
Tell you what Harry baby, let's take you up a few thousand feet and drop you on the parched ground.
Dipshit
Wonder what William thinks of this assfuckery.
The Royals are batting 0 for 2 with American divorceés. Next one should go to the Tower.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Got that right! LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
*picks up stone*
*hesistates*
Emotionally abusive - "crazy" or no?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (mzC78
Was she wearing a mask?
If so it might have been a snarl........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:54 PM (aKqzO)
Yeah. I just realized my mistake after hitting post.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (axyOa)
I ain't saying shit except it can happen even to the best and most aware of us.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
It's a twin sister to it. Drop the rock, boyo, you know what you did.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 10:58 PM (aKqzO)
.....
And adding insult to injury, I could have sworn the Hodge twins were around 30. But nope. Only 6 years younger than me. Holy cripes.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (4+gTH)
So they're 23?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (twoyutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:58 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Megthered at December 01, 2020 10:58 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)
Hmmmm, seems like a few religions could sue for religious discrimination.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 10:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
Eh, most of them have religious prohibitions against eating things they can't identify, such as the McRib.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (XhWtx)
The question that we really should be asking, right here.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
*picks up stone*
*hesistates*
Emotionally abusive - "crazy" or no?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
It counts.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:48 PM (nakwk)
*picks up stone*
*hesistates*
Emotionally abusive - "crazy" or no?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
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Does drunk and in college count?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (4+gTH)
Decorum would require that I play the Monty Python song Spam.that you posted along with it. I'd have to work on the lyrics, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (HaL55)
But people love the glop. Hallmark is the only network making decent money.
I have a friend who sold her book series to Hallmark, and she says its very interesting. They shoot in Canada, they limit the cast of characters, and only one actor can be an American. It's a formula, and it's a license to print $$
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)
LOL at the few genders, but yes, it does seem to exclude women.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)
They are serious mounts. They are phone and car specific. They usually have a few options in most configurations. So the mount in my car is in different than the one on my husband's. They come in 2 pieces you buy separately. One is the actual mount and the second is what holds the phone.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (XhWtx)
Catharping
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
Pretty sure it was a requirement to graduate.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
Some of us care more than others.
Only a few nights ago, I left out of a bar in East Tennessee, opened the door to my truck to hide myself from the view of passers by, and relieved a rather large patch of parched parking lot for a good 60 seconds or so.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (aI2NW)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (AwPyG)
A formula for moolah.
Posted by: Ben Wyatt at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: This is a Fair Trade remark. at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (4+gTH)
So they're 23?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (twoyutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 10:58 PM (02b6n)
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Yep, let's go with that.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (4+gTH)
I ain't saying shit except it can happen even to the best and most aware of us.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (0jZnq)
Word.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (m45I2)
I ain't saying shit except it can happen even to the best and most aware of us.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (0jZnq)
Holy cow.
Did you not see the warning signs???
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
It's possible. But if I recall, Barr said in an interview that his job would be easier if Trump would stop tweeting so much. That's not something you say in public if you are really worried about what your boss might do to you. So I doubt Barr is too worried the WH has to say to him now.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
Word around the drinking fountain - Trump is a pushover.
- Squeezebag Barr
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (/Dgcm)
I have a friend who sold
her book series to Hallmark, and she says its very interesting. They shoot in Canada, they limit the cast of characters, and only one actor can be an American. It's a formula, and it's a license to print $$
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (AwPyG)
Good for them.
I got nothing against them.
Honestly my wife rarely watches, but she watched a few in a row on a crappy weather weekend day.
Whatevs
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
Most of the stories aren't good. They're just horrible and depressing to remember. The eternal question bangs on the back of your mind: "Why did I put up with that? What the hell was I thinking?"
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
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Or what Thomas Sowell calls, 'The vision of the anointed'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 10:55 PM (mzC78
***
A few years back I was in a store that sold lots of brass-made objects. I was standing near the door knockers. The girl asked if she could help me.
You know I said it.
Yes, can you show me your knockers?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
Most of the stories aren't good. They're just horrible and depressing to remember. The eternal question bangs on the back of your mind: "Why did I put up with that? What the hell was I thinking?"
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
^This.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)
Make sure you have the right skin color, gender, or sexual preference, if you want to get appointed to an Oregon government board.
The City of Portland, a 70% non-Hispanic white city, just appointed twenty people to a commission to rework the city charter. They appointed three white males - sexual preference unknown. (Of course, they also appointed the mandatory attractive Muslim female in a hijab.)
Lots of this going around - the American Economics Association's nominating committee suggested nine candidates for senior elected positions in the association this year. One white male.
There are centuries of oppression to overcome, obviously.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
Most of the stories aren't good. They're just horrible and depressing to remember. The eternal question bangs on the back of your mind: "Why did I put up with that? What the hell was I thinking?"
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
Darn it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (UUBmN)
Sounds a lot like RAM mounts, only RAM doesn't have nearly as many models that are designed for specific vehicles.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)
So if it comes down to a House of Reps vote...let's just hope we win the Iowa race that's still uncalled.
Posted by: pmurT at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:56 PM (4+gTH)
Some mornings I feel a twinge in my liver. Not good!
*wanders off to the kitchen to fetch a drink*
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (5FCda)
Did you not see the warning signs???
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
*glares*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Not the best theory, but you never know at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
I ain't saying shit except it can happen even to the best and most aware of us.
Posted by: JROD
Holy cow.
Did you not see the warning signs???
Posted by: Ladyl
Oh, we all saw the signs alright.
Let's just go with "Behold the power of the p. . . . !!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rvt88)
Most of the stories aren't good. They're just horrible and depressing to remember. The eternal question bangs on the back of your mind: "Why did I put up with that? What the hell was I thinking?"
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
And I sure spent a lot of money getting rid of this issue.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH
I like history. So a friend of mine told me I should read those Barbra Cartland novels. I was halfway through the second one when I realized there was no point in reading any further, because I knew Exactly what was going to happen.
The heaving bosoms and throbbing "manhood" just didn't make it interesting enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 10:59 PM (4+gTH)
No, they dropped the maths requirement.
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Megthered at December 01, 2020 10:58 PM (SM/op)
What makes you say this?
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: Fishheads at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (xxG/v)
Let's just go with "Behold the power of the p. . . . !!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rvt8
As a co-worker once told me, "It's cheaper to keep her."
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (lV9Tz)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)
--"Palms" --is that how Joey B. pronounces "Psalms?"
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon at December 01, 2020 10:45 PM (EgshT)
Was that Whitney Houston?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 10:49 PM (/DVkD)
Ahem
Posted by: Linda Creed at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
^This.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)
Yeah, it's not "this story of this one time", it's "a bad decision, starring sunk time fallacy as the protagonist, volume one of a multi-volume set".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ALH
I like history. So a friend of mine told me I should read those Barbra Cartland novels. I was halfway through the second one when I realized there was no point in reading any further, because I knew Exactly what was going to happen.
The heaving bosoms and throbbing "manhood" just didn't make it interesting enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
What about the bodice-ripping? That wasn't exciting enough for you?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
Mostly directions. Highly route dependent. Never seen a professional driver without one.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)
Beats reading about the "Impossible"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G)
Emotionally abusive - "crazy" or no?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
Put down the rock, you big phoney.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
Right now? Posting on the ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)
The heaving bosoms and throbbing "manhood" just didn't make it interesting enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
OMG. Barbara Cartland. I read some of her books in high school. Just awful. Weak, helpless, colorless women, with ellipses between every couple of words. Just awful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (/DVkD)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (aKqzO)
I suspect that's what happened to Harry. Had he not married her, she probably would have gone batsh*t crazy and caused all sorts of headaches for the whole family. At least now, the crazy is somewhat contained.
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear
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Hope springs eternal...
Posted by: Alexander Pope at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Insomniac
Me trying to throw that stone would be like throwing a cheese cake underwater. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)
Let's just go with "Behold the power of the p. . . . !!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rvt8
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Word. I saw the warning signs with my brother's ex before they got married. And I was only 17 at the time. There was nothing anybody could do about it, but let it run its course.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Use it as a gps for directions. Plus you can use Siri to text of make a phone call...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2020 11:07 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (s+Fdw)
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Or what Thomas Sowell calls, 'The vision of the anointed'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (AytXr)
At least the robber barons created things that we still use today, like gasoline and railroads.
The busybodies are more like the inbred European monarchies that produce nothing of value.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
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Perhaps Princess Diana was a bit thick intellectually, but she was never "thick" any other way. She was quite lithe and stunning. And had a common touch with the citizens, who adored her.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (oGBso)
If Cheney voted against PDT, Wyominganders would wrap her in barbed wire.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:04 PM (fLpTX)
idk, it says it here on this computer that Soros bought me for caring like a raindrop. i just cut and paste.
Posted by: basement boi at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (vM7yY)
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Or what Thomas Sowell calls, 'The vision of the anointed'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (AytXr)
At least the robber barons created things that we still use today, like gasoline and railroads.
The busybodies are more like the inbred European monarchies that produce nothing of value.
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (oqV6o)
Its been an interesting "Quote of The Day"
So we have that going for us..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
No, that is a terrible idea. Don't do that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (t+qrx)
If Cheney voted against PDT, Wyominganders would wrap her in barbed wire.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (9UmRs)
Like a pineapple? and then where would they put her?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (yikes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:10 PM (02b6n)
*takes notes*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
So that's the conclusion you've drawn from this discussion? And you call yourself a scientist...
*shaking my head*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)
She showed up on my IG feed with the book "License to Lie". The book came out last year but it was promoted as having new insights into the election. It made me sad and angry. I hope its just IG bullshit.
Posted by: Megthered at December 01, 2020 11:10 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
No, that is a terrible idea. Don't do that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:09 PM (t+qrx)
I'm just kidding, LOL. Being crazy is too much work, anyway, and I'm lazy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)
PENNSYLVANIA.
New #SCOTUS writ argues PA Supreme court violated 1st & 14th Amendments of the Constitution by dismissing with prejudice an election lawsuit.
Kelly, Parnell, et al. just filed FINAL EMERGENCY APPLICATION to Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.
Posted by: pmurT at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (ojwvu)
This house gets the prize.
JPG: https://tinyurl.com/y5xx8yes
Posted by: KEEP DRIVING KAREN at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (BBWrU)
MisHum, the Blues choices this week have been tremendous.
Bravo!
They are keeping me sane as I watch America's leaders (minus Trump and a very few others) willingly submit to the Chinese Communist Party takeover.
Progda and the ChinaCrats are so focused to sell out their own country.
Remember, they CHOSE to become targets.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)
*takes notes*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
So that's the conclusion you've drawn from this discussion? And you call yourself a scientist...
*shaking my head*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)
It's the math. She forgot to carry the two.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (yaywordproblems/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (02b6n)
So if it comes down to a House of Reps vote...let's just hope we win the Iowa race that's still uncalled.
Wyoming voted for Trump by forty-seven points.
I guess the Deep State can make it worth her while for Cheney to end her political career.
Teton County (Jackson), where all the rich East Coast assholes live, voted thirty-eight points for Biden, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (I2/tG)
*shaking my head*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)
I don't actually call myself a scientist, so....
Wow, I didn't mean to rile you guys up.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)
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I told you Gilded Age II was more worser
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (vM7yY)
*takes notes*
......
I once lamented that all my ex girlfriends were crazy.
A friend asked "if they were crazy, why did you start going out with them?"
I told him they weren't crazy when we started going out.
He said "Oh".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aI2NW)
Hey, Harry! I sincerely hope you have been in the US at least 183 days over the past three years.
Posted by: IRS at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (d/85V)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)
I doubt they're serious.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aKqzO)
I dunno, I can't help but think the royal family must be in on whatever scam is on-going. Money laundering taxpayer money? HM were trying to set up shell companies and got caught. Her mother the yoga instructor is the CEO of a "cash only" assisted-living chain. (!)
And remember their child? You know, the one who was born somewhere mysterious, with no identifiable doctor attending the birth? Haven't seen him much, have you?
And now it's come out that the miscarriage story in the NYTimes was plagiarized from a book, almost word for word.
It's like a slow motion car crash. If you can, take a look at their engagement interview, knowing what you know now. There's something weird going on, and the royal family is all wrapped up in it.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aKqzO)
I detected at least half seriousness.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)
If so it might have been a snarl........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
She said something about "the other one" which was, in fact, not insubstantial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)
chique, You could not pull off crazy for more than a minute, if that!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: pmurT at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (ojwvu)
link in #118
Posted by: We'll see how it goes at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)
Guys are always "riled up."
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
I'll tell you what, the British royal family has had some strange individuals, but Harry is the oddest...formerly known as "Prince".
(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (m45I2)
I dont know if it was you or someone else that responded to my story about impregnating the mother of my children with my first child within 30 minutes of having first met her......that was a true story. I didn't make that up.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (0jZnq)
It truly is an age of wonders.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2020 10:14 PM (htI5H)
Oh.
You're one of THOSE people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (sy5kK)
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Cryptocurrency and British cooking shows.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aKqzO)
I detected at least half seriousness.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)
I think I was serious.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: artemis
If he got taken in by that opportunistic golddigger, he couldn't have been very smart.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (+lVUW)
I dont know if it was you or someone else that responded to my story about impregnating the mother of my children with my first child within 30 minutes of having first met her......that was a true story. I didn't make that up.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (0jZnq)
Dear JROD. What a dilemma. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (AwPyG)
Of all the women he could have picked, he picked this one.
Oh, and my friend told me Meghan claimed she didn't know who Harry was when she first met him. Suuuure.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 11:08 PM (oGBso)
Yeah, she wasn't "thicc" thick.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (5FCda)
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Cut him some slack. I mean, in reality, once Princess Di died, wasn't he essentially the red-headed step-child?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (0jZnq)
Jesus. I used to work with a guy who had one similar: Lost his virginity and knocked the chick up at the same time. She didn't want anything to do with him personally. He's been in the Child Support Wire Jacket since he was like 16.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (aKqzO)
I dont know if it was you or someone else that responded to my story about impregnating the mother of my children with my first child within 30 minutes of having first met her......that was a true story. I didn't make that up.
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (0jZnq)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (wkJeZ)
He entered at 2:42 p.m.
He left at 5:07 p.m.
Sham Stein pool reporter said
"That's a long meeting"
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (fLpTX)
Interesting.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)
It's the math. She forgot to carry the two.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Where relationships are concerned, there are probably imaginary numbers involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (l0Lgi)
chique, You could not pull off crazy for more than a minute, if that!
Posted by: Commissioner Hrothgar-Ducats gratefully accepted at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (oqV6o)
Don't underestimate me. I think I could pull off a minute and a half if I tried really hard.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (9hauA)
Raindrops keep falling on my head.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (WekKK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)
LOLZ. Not to stereotype too much, but the one thing y'all generally have a perfect command of is which guy has the money and the stroke.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Where relationships are concerned, there are probably imaginary numbers involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (l0Lgi)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (WekKK)
Down in Africa?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (AwPyG)
On a scale of scandal, is it than Prince Andrew?
Posted by: Sweat glands at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (0jZnq)
He entered at 2:42 p.m.
He left at 5:07 p.m.
Sham Stein pool reporter said
"That's a long meeting"
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (CZm2G)
Maybe they watched a movie.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (2hours25minutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
Now you sound like a guy.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: JROD
--
The Horde of Morons admires your drive, efficiency to the goal, commitment to the task at hand and follow-though.
We stand, doff our caps, and say in unison: Salute!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (pbStR)
He entered at 2:42 p.m.
He left at 5:07 p.m.
Sham Stein pool reporter said
"That's a long meeting"
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:17 PM (CZm2G)
Maybe they watched a movie.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (2hours25minutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM
Played cards.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
Now you sound like a guy.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (9UmRs)
I mean, it's not surprising, having a full beard and all.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
Right now? Posting on the ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)
OK, that just makes good sense! I think I'll go install mine now!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
Now you sound like a guy.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (9UmRs)
effin' lol
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (YxfPJ)
Doubtful. She probably doesn't even let him jack off without a week of begging first.
Posted by: Insomniac
When he has to watch her doing it with other men, then he'll know that marrying her was a mistake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (aI2NW)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
Oh yeah, it's something I made up, although it's probably been done before. It's like when you tune your guitar at the fifth fret. Start on E, plant your first finger on the first fret, play the note five frets up with your fourth finger - do the same for A and D, four frets up on G, then five frets up on B and E. Do the same thing descending. Go up a fret and repeat. First few frets are the hardest unless you have really long fingers. Helps me stretch my hand and build up my fourth finger strength.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)
Right now? Posting on the ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)
OK, that just makes good sense! I think I'll go install mine now!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)
Wait, are you out after 10pm?? Teh COVIDs will get you!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (runaway!/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (02b6n)
Then a 'correction'..
...
...
then twoweeks
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (2hours25minutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (02b6n)
Good bet it wasn't Downfall
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 01, 2020 11:23 PM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2020 11:06 PM
Well, now he knows what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot.
Posted by: Rex Kramer at December 01, 2020 11:23 PM (d/85V)
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Lies I have said to my wife.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:23 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:18 PM (l0Lgi)
Classy and luxurious remark
Posted by: Gilded at December 01, 2020 11:23 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (2hours25minutes/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:19 PM (02b6n)
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Afterthought: When he left, That briefcase he carries may have been filled with the evidence he and his best men couldn't find.
Barr can cite and use chapter and verse better than Trump but I doubt he's smarter.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (CZm2G)
Wasn't he the helo pilot? Since I've never known a dumb pilot, something must've happened to him to allow him to get suckered in by some B-movie wanna-be starlet. Head injury during teh secks?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (HaL55)
Always a good story to tell the grandkids.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (CZm2G)
I try to think like you or Insomniac when I respond here, with the quick wit.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aKqzO)
I detected at least half seriousness.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)
I think I was serious.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM (t+qrx)
I was serious about the serious part. Not the unserious part. I was seriously unserious about that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
Now you sound like a guy.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (9UmRs)
I mean, it's not surprising, having a full beard and all.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)
It can be hard to meet someone if your beard is always hanging around, trying to convince people you are a loving couple.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (Ojki1)
I'm not as riled up as I used to be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:20 PM (pbStR)
I'm always riled up.
Help me.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:01 PM (aKqzO)
A girl I broke up with in college would later take the hubcaps off my car and leave them at my door with odd, mostly endicipherable, haiku like ramblings written on affixed masking tape. She did this repeatedly, for years. I never caught her in the act and I tried asking her why, but got the, "You never understood me" reply. ??? This continued until I wrecked that car and replaced it with one that happened to not be adorned with hubcaps. Then I never heard from her again.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (HaL55)
That scrunt has manipulative emotional abuser written all over her.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (YxfPJ)
Doubtful. She probably doesn't even let him jack off without a week of begging first.
Posted by: Insomniac
When he has to watch her doing it with other men, then he'll know that marrying her was a mistake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
What mistake?
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, the French Davidian, etc at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (0OmEj)
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:00 PM (aI2NW)
Heh. That's one way to relieve yourself. Many, many years ago, was with a large party who went to a speakeasy in Gibson's Landing, B.C., known as the Yahoo, to drink (bad, yeasty bad) home-brew beer. We all staggered out to Acquinas' Ford Van (known as the Acquinoline), and, supported by one hand on the van, puked copiously on the gravel parking lot.
This song, which I only heard many years later, captures the essence of the experience:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GI8P5Fhc5yU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:26 PM (mzC78)
At first, people were saying that the HM controversy was to distract from Andrew, but I don't think so.
The harry and meghan you tube folk think she's 5 years older than she says, which makes her 44. (a pic got leaked of her wearing her high school tassel)
I seems apparent she was never really pregnant, and there's plenty of film showing the "bump" swinging around, or being huge and tiny within days. And there's no baby to be seen--only a couple of performances when it seemed the child had no idea who she was,
But what was the intent? some say they had a surrogate who backed out and the main reason they were sent to the US was to lay low because it was obvious they didn't have a small child.
Blackmail? they're wrapped up in the Epstein mess. It's interesting that two of Elizabeth's sons had best friends who were notorious pedophiles. (Jimmy Savile for Charles)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:26 PM (AwPyG)
Are the DoJ and the EFF BEE EYE just insanely incompetent Keystone Cops, or have they sold out their reputations and their country directly to China?
With the hundreds and hundreds of factual pieces of evidence showing massive voter fraud continuing to be ignored for a month now, after OTHER EXPERTS AND WITNESSES showed them the massive evidence, they still say "nothing to see here".
Because what they are doing, or actually not doing, shows they have no desire to follow the law, nor the Constitution.
Stock up on food. If you don't have ammo by now, you're screwed.
And start separating those you can trust from those you can't. Start talking about how you're going to protect yourselves from evil, both in and out of government.
Better now then after the waste hits the spinning blades.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Shoeless Guy (occasionally non-lurking) at December 01, 2020 11:28 PM (mclDw)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (l6b3d)
This is the kind of story I was looking for.
Yep, this chick qualifies as crazy, I think. At least she wasn't violent, thank God.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:28 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (runaway!/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (02b6n)
I'm on my own property and am eating and/or drinking (mostly drinking) that keeps the covid away. It's science!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (nakwk)
Hmm. I've been wondering what that thing is for. I only play open chords and capo up if I have to play something silly like an F or a B just so I don't have to bother with it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)
Sometimes, the simple option is the correct one.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (9hauA)
Harry was in a fusilier regiment. Light infantry as I recall.
Prince Tampon was the commander of a RN minesweeper.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (Drr5h)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (fLpTX)
A real professional driver knows all the roads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (vM7yY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:24 PM (I2/tG)
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True story: I met my lovely wife, (who i do not deserve) and mother of our three children, at a strip club. This always gets the attention of new acquaintances.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (4+gTH)
Help me.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
If only there were some way we could advise you to calm down.
Oh well.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM
Harry's only way out:
1) Call his mom and beg for forgiveness.
2) "Honey! Me and the kid are going to the corner store to pick up some milk and eggs."
3) Drive to nearest airstrip where SAS picks him and the kid up.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (d/85V)
A girl I broke up with in college would later take the hubcaps off my car and leave them at my door with odd, mostly endicipherable, haiku like ramblings written on affixed masking tape. She did this repeatedly, for years. I never caught her in the act and I tried asking her why, but got the, "You never understood me" reply. ??? This continued until I wrecked that car and replaced it with one that happened to not be adorned with hubcaps. Then I never heard from her again.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (l6b3d)
Two years ago, I met a guy on Match with whom I'd been emailing for about six weeks.
When I met him I immediately knew h there was something off. In his head we were already married.
I told him right way I wasn't interested. He continued to email and text, and I did everything to block him.
Then I got a new phone, and one of the first communications was a text from him.
What a creep show.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
I'm thinking the military takes care of DoJ, FIB and CIA in PDT's second term, permanently.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket (runaway!/lolgf) at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (02b6n)
If he can somehow sneak into a restaurant, its like +5 immunity
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (BZBAG)
Help me.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Hysterical, even?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:31 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: ALH at December 01, 2020 10:34 PM (YxfPJ)
Doubtful. She probably doesn't even let him jack off without a week of begging first.
Posted by: Insomniac
When he has to watch her doing it with other men, then he'll know that marrying her was a mistake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
What mistake?
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, the French Davidian, etc at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (02b6n)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:31 PM (aA3+G)
.....
they're wrapped up in the Epstein mess. It's interesting that two of Elizabeth's sons had best friends who were notorious pedophiles. (Jimmy Savile for Charles)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:26 PM (AwPyG)
...or creepy, or disturbing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (4+gTH)
OK, so become a stripper.
*take notes*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2020 10:25 PM (XhWtx)
They are good but too sauce-covered. I nearly rage stroked last year after an argument with the staff of the local McDonalds where they insisted that they couldn't not completely dip my damn McRib in sauce and put it dripping on the bun. They cook it without the freaking sauce so I should be able to get them to spoon some sauce on instead so it is not dripping every freaking where.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (946rW)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 11:25 PM (l6b3d)
Let me guess: Did the brakes fail?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (d/85V)
Posted by: IC at December 01, 2020 10:16 PM (Nyumu)
Go. Now.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (YkawN)
Sidney Powell filed those lawsuits in GA and MI last Wednesday. What
should we look for to happen next? I've read nothing about the courts'
response to these suits....
Posted by: Shoeless Guy
Courts don't respond to lawsuits; defendants do. Courts adjudicate defendants' responses to lawsuits (if the response includes a motion).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
This song, which I only heard many years later, captures the essence of the experience:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GI8P5Fhc5yU
.....
Now that's a fine story and a fine song.
Makes me wish I knew a half dozen drunks to sing it with in a pub.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (aI2NW)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (AwPyG)
Nobody realized how completely dumb and graceless they are. It's almost funny to watch.
Posted by: artemis
They were running constant ads for some foodnetwork show where she would be one of the judges. Even the little bit that they had of her in the ads, she just didn't come across as someone you would want to listen to. The ONLY thing she has going for her is her looks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (946rW)
Could I suggest decaf?
And maybe eating somewhere else?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Then I got a new phone, and one of the first communications was a text from him.
What a creep show.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
If crazy people were just attracted to other crazy people things would be simpler.
Well, except for the absolute bat shit behavior that would explode from the neighbor's house ever night I guess.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (4+gTH)
OK, so become a stripper.
*take notes*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)
Sorry, you don't have enough daddy issues to pass the interview.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:34 PM (Ojki1)
1) Call his mom and beg for forgiveness.
2) "Honey! Me and the kid are going to the corner store to pick up some milk and eggs."
3) Drive to nearest airstrip where SAS picks him and the kid up.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (d/85V)
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If Princess Diana is taking phone calls, that will certainly distract from Harry & the kid fleeting LA.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (oGBso)
However, he will always be at her mercy because of their child.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:16 PM
Harry's only way out:
1) Call his mom and beg for forgiveness.
I don't think a seance is going to work here....
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:34 PM (Ojki1)
You also need unsightly, ill-advised tattoos and at least one scar. If you haven't been stabbed, a C-section scar will do.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (aKqzO)
If only there were some way we could advise you to calm down.
Oh well.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (t+q
You're cruising for a bruising, buddy!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Uh...beeped? (shit I didn't beep) Um... when was this? Oh...ok. Yup, my frigging brother while he was driving my car when he was out on his beep fest. Next thing I know she there the next day, early, well early for me anyway, my body clock was on club time. I was on heavy gig and practice schedule at the time, so I couldn't just drop shit and entertain this chick every frigging day. Well the first day she was actually in the house she got the phone number off the phone, and now started calling me. I must have been sleeping one day while she called, because I got woken up, in my room. I look up and there she is hovering over me while I'm still in bed. Yup, my frigging brother let her in. yeah, I know what he was thinking, but still. I never felt smothered like that, she was stalking me. It tooks weeks to get away. Yeah, thanks bro.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
I was once eating dinner with a respectable middle-aged elected official and some other acquaintances, and she decided to launch into a story about how she got married at 15 (for the obvious reason). She's still married to the guy who knocked her up forty years later, and they have several kids.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Shoeless Guy (occasional non-lurker) at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:05 PM (fLpTX)
A real professional driver knows all the roads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (mzC7
Very route and place dependent. In NY that's a hard ask when they just get an address.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)
with the staff of the local McDonalds where they insisted that they
couldn't not completely dip my damn McRib in sauce and put it dripping
on the bun. They cook it without the freaking sauce so I should be able
to get them to spoon some sauce on instead so it is not dripping every
freaking where.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (946rW)
Could I suggest decaf?
And maybe eating somewhere else?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (aKqzO)
Decaf is a useless invention... like non-alcoholic beer. And I did eat somewhere else. My point still stands. I should be able to get my sandwich that I pay for the way I want to eat it.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (aKqzO)
I have a wicked surgery scar (not C-section, unfortunately) that I could make up a story about. Also, there are tattoo places everywhere.
This seems like a workable plan. Thanks for the suggestions!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)
Are the DoJ and the EFF BEE EYE just insanely incompetent Keystone Cops,
---------------------------------
That shoot out they lost several years ago causing the agency to go from revolvers to autoloaders was their error not the weapon, I've read from authoritative sources.
They did not follow proper, established procedure/protocol for the situation they were in.
Maybe they've been bumble bunglers for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
My opinion?
You're lucky to be alive, Berserker.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (4+gTH)
She is a cop, isn't she. You were drunk and disorderly at the strip joint, throwing chicken wings at the talent. They had to call local police and she showed up.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (I2/tG)
She got pregnant again at 55?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (nakwk)
Once they're done, then the courts have more of a moral imperative.
Or at least that's my guess
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (AwPyG)
I'm thinking the military takes care of DoJ, FIB and CIA in PDT's second term, permanently.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (9UmRs)
Clutch, now you are just trying to make me feel better.
Thanks for that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Wow, that is creepy. I never had the nerve to try one of those dating services. Figured I'd just spend the rest of my life alone.
Really miss my dog, though.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (4+gTH)
OK, so become a stripper.
*take notes*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)
Chip-n-Dales
Swingin was the stripper
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
Your brother is so great.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM (aKqzO)
I have a wicked surgery scar (not C-section, unfortunately) that I could make up a story about. Also, there are tattoo places everywhere.
This seems like a workable plan. Thanks for the suggestions!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)
This place is a wellspring of stellar advice.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
My opinion?
You're lucky to be alive, Berserker.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Shame about your pet rabbit however.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (KAi1n)
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If Princess Diana is taking phone calls, that will certainly distract from Harry & the kid fleeting LA.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 11:35 PM
1) Call his
Aw, fuckit. He deserves his fate for his stupidity and also for indirectly causing me to fuck up this joke.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (d/85V)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
Did she look like the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (aKqzO)
In France, Italy and some other European spots, if you don't eat your dish the way the chef wants you to, you're in trouble. :-P
The story I heard was of an American tourist who asked to put cheese on his pasta. He ended up with an angry chef in his face asking him, not entirely nicely, to just try the pasta without the cheese. The American learned quickly to eat the pasta unadorned and not ask any more questions after that evening.
(In Europe, as it turns out, the chefs' attitude is that if you want something exactly the way you want it, just go to a fast food place.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm thinking the military takes care of DoJ, FIB and CIA in PDT's second term, permanently.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:30 PM (9UmRs)
Clutch, now you are just trying to make me feel better.
Thanks for that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)
He left out the part about the Horde being drafted.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (02b6n)
Makes me wish I knew a half dozen drunks to sing it with in a pub.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2020 11:33 PM (aI2NW)
The song is actually a (respectful) parody of "Barrett's Privateers" a sea chanty written by Garnet's late brother, Stan Rogers. Which is a great song, and should be loaded into every karaoke machine, because, great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (KAi1n)
Burger King special orders don't upset them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)
There is no truck approved route on a cell phone, they are using maps and better gps systems. Uber and grub hub drivers do a good service, but aren't really professional drivers.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
that if you want something exactly the way you want it, just go to a
fast food place.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Well you see how that worked out for me:-P
Do you think if I went to a European McDonalds they would make me a McRib with light sauce?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (946rW)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
Placing Burger King special orders at a McDonald's might.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (zr5Kq)
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I can honestly say she was not, and never had been, a stripper. But when I tell the story, you can bet the other husbands' ears perk up.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
our three children, at a strip club. This always gets the attention of
new acquaintances.
I met B'Gal in a bar. But I'd already met both her sons and her ex- first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (HaL55)
Wow, that is creepy. I never had the nerve to try one of those dating services. Figured I'd just spend the rest of my life alone.
Really miss my dog, though.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (5FCda)
I've met some decent guys and briefly dated a couple of them. I just wasn't enthusiastic.
But most of the guys on those sights are sad sacks.
Looking for a nurse or a purse. And very very needy.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
here is my handle, here is my...
...oops, guess I'm a hailstone
/Harry in the first grade
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (m45I2)
Really miss my dog, though.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 01, 2020 11:39 PM (5FCda)
I tried them. Not very successful. I did get to go out with one guy who was like 10 years my junior and was on one of those shows where they do extreme athletic activities or whatever. He was quite the gentleman, but he would send me random selfies (still being in his 20s, it was normal to him).
I talked quite a bit with some other dude, and he would go on about how much he wanted me to like him but never asked to meet up in person, even though he lived like 30 minutes from me.
I'm told that you have to really put in a lot of work to get online dating to work, but I actually really do enjoy my life as is and never feel lonely. So I always forget that I should probably be at least trying to do something about being single since in my mind I do want to get married at some point.
I just wish I had some internal or external pressure. My mother doesn't even nag me about still being single at my age. Isn't that what mothers are supposed to do?
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (9hauA)
Burger King special orders don't upset them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
How can they be upset when the staff they have these days can barely remember how to put a Whopper together these days?
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (Ojki1)
I always want a *little bit* of extra sauce, because I don't think a lot of pizza places put enough sauces on.
But most of the time, when I ask for a little bit of extra sauce, I get enough on top of my pie to turn it into soup.
Gets a bit annoying sometimes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (4+gTH)
I bet.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
Having met you both, I believe every word. And, I can't stop laughing.
You and your bro's activities would make an excellent comedy series. For cable only, of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (4+gTH)
Well next on the list is cocktail waitress or bartender.
Or manager. Wait, your wife is a pimp?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)
There is no truck approved route on a cell phone, they are using maps and better gps systems. Uber and grub hub drivers do a good service, but aren't really professional drivers.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
I don't think that's fair or accurate at all. There are 10s of thousands of drivers services the NY population for a living. That to me means they are professional by definition.
The are streets in NY that exist in difference spots in the 5 boroughs and even in different parts in the same borough.
When your fare is drunk and rattles off an address, you will need GPS.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (fLpTX)
Just a different way to meet, with both sides a little more focused.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (AwPyG)
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/
status/1333992053982851072
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (vPzhp)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
Having met you both, I believe every word. And, I can't stop laughing.
You and your bro's activities would make an excellent comedy series. For cable only, of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
With the names changed to protect the... people who need protecting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (02b6n)
You're lucky to be alive, Berserker.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
No she wasn't like that. She was somewhat nice actually, just really clingy like I had never experienced. She would have never survived the road I was traveling, and I had seen more bands wrecked by psycho girlfriends than I wanted to count. No way could she have kept up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)
https://www.frontpagemag.com/
point/2020/12/nestle-forced-its-employees-unconscious-bias-daniel-greenfield/
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)
Just a different way to meet, with both sides a little more focused.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (AwPyG)
Yep, I know a few married couples who met online. Nothing wrong with it, as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: artemis
Prince Philip was hilarious in his day. Do a search on Prince Philip quotes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (+lVUW)
Or manager. Wait, your wife is a pimp?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (aKqzO)
My money's on DJ.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (t+qrx)
BUT it has its quirks, among them, a major freeway fetish. I've seen it actually recommend going *out of my way* a few miles, just so I can take a freakin' freeway. I have to defy it sometimes. Still waiting for the voice to say "I'm sorry Steve, I can't allow that..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
No she wasn't like that. She was somewhat nice actually, just really clingy like I had never experienced. She would have never survived the road I was traveling, and I had seen more bands wrecked by psycho girlfriends than I wanted to count. No way could she have kept up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)
I do not do needy. Ugh.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (02b6n)
LOL
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (9hauA)
You and your bro's activities would make an excellent comedy series. For cable only, of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 01, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
You...have...no..idea. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 01, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
Placing Burger King special orders at a McDonald's might.
Posted by: hogmartin
Umm...Sir...this is a Wendy's
Posted by: Minimum Wage Miklos at December 01, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)
Nestle is fucking evil. This isn't a new thing, either.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:48 PM (aKqzO)
Wow, that is creepy. I never had the nerve to try one of those dating services. Figured I'd just spend the rest of my life alone.
Really miss my dog, though.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy
You could pick up a new one at the dog park.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mitt romney at December 01, 2020 11:48 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (t+qrx)
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (aKqzO)
No you can't make me think about my garbage fire of a state/county...(wa/king)...noooo
Posted by: funsize at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (EiPf6)
You enjoy those dicks with a lot of Grey Poupon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Or manager. Wait, your wife is a pimp?
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (aKqzO)
Hairdressers. Yikes
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (fLpTX)
Which is obtainable without a smart phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: funsize at December 01, 2020 11:50 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 01, 2020 11:50 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (fLpTX)
Which is obtainable without a smart phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:49 PM (mzC7
I mean you win, I guess
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:50 PM (fLpTX)
who wants to share is this bag of dicks?
Posted by: mitt romney at December 01, 2020 11:48 PM (GIeIM)
*squeals*
*raises hand*
Posted by: Shep! at December 01, 2020 11:50 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: AF at December 01, 2020 11:51 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Vanya, Minister of Fear at December 01, 2020 11:51 PM (aKqzO)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (9hauA)
I do believe Shibumi/Bozo Conservative fall into that category, having met here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (+lVUW)
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He was the original Politically Incorrect Consort.
What were they going to do, fire him?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (fLpTX)
Big talk for a guy who spends most of his time weeping tears of shame while watching his wife get railed by the landscaping crew.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2020 11:53 PM (VikfB)
Still waiting for the voice to say "I'm sorry Steve, I can't allow that..."
Posted by: qdpsteve
As long as it doesn't cut off your oxygen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
She sounds like the type to give you the "You love your guitar more than me" speech like Valerie B gave to Eddie V.
"Why yes. Yes, I do. And you knew that when we started dating."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (9hauA)
I think we can take up some of the slack.
Cantankerous older dad voice:
And whatabout grandkids damnit! None of us morons are getting any younger!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (9hauA)
I do believe Shibumi/Bozo Conservative fall into that category, having met here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (mzC7
This is the weirdest online dating service EVER.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (02b6n)
Are we doing "how we met's"?
Friday will be the fiftieth of the day we met.
He was a blind date to a school dance. The hockey coach
fixed about 20 of us up with guys from his social club at the local university.
I think he paired us up by height. At any rate, it was a good match.
Posted by: Sal at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (fLpTX)
I want to know when he sleeps!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (oqV6o)
I met the late Mrs. Borgia online, many decades ago.
It worked out fine, until death did us part.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Sefton is part Hungarian.
This explains all.
Posted by: Miklos, mere Magyar at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: funsize at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (EiPf6)
Because you're a disease carrying cockroach, I'm a disease carrying cockroach, we are ALL disease carrying cockroach's .
Wear your mask and don't ever touch anything that others may touch, again!
Insect!
Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at December 01, 2020 11:56 PM (Z7toj)
The are streets in NY that exist in difference spots in the 5 boroughs and even in different parts in the same borough.
When your fare is drunk and rattles off an address, you will need GPS.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (fLpTX)
We'll agree to disagree, taxi drivers existed well before GPS. They knew the city.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (fLpTX)
He starts mid to late afternoons.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (Ojki1)
This was long before normal people had access to the Internet. We used to have these things called "bulletin board systems" that people ran out of their spare bedrooms.
Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (VikfB)
Friday will be the fiftieth of the day we met.
He was a blind date to a school dance. The hockey coach
fixed about 20 of us up with guys from his social club at the local university.
I think he paired us up by height. At any rate, it was a good match.
Posted by: Sal at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (KTdeA)
Actually, we were doing crazy chick stories, but I guess we'll accept this one.
(On a more serious note, congratulations on your enduring union.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)
THE Cuck Wilson is threatening to "humiliate" and "incarcerate" all Trump supporters.
Is he Olberman's room mate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
That is sweet!
I had a friend who was set up when the nuns from the girl's HS conferred with the priests at the boy's HS, for the annual dance.
They were very shrewd matchmakers, and a lot of people wound up married.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:58 PM (1vynn)
went out one time, nothing major, and she seemed okay, except for losing her driver's license and a good paying gig with Frito Lay via a DUI.
second time we went out, we went to Riverside Brewing Company (early 90's, no longer there) and ran into a female Army buddy who was already there.
the girls started gabbing as they drank beer, and, among other things, home girl bragged about going to local clubs, cadging drinks, and giving out fake phone numbers to the sucker.
she went off to give back her beer, and my friend said "did you hear that?"
oh yeah.
got in the car, and was going to give Nacho a ride home, so i dropped off the gold digger, and went home with her.
mom laid into my referral source, who said something to me, so i told him the story, which he relayed to mom.
she was horrified: apparently i was the most eligible male to walk in the door, ever, and the ho blew it.
thereby avoiding my first divorce.
shortly there after, i stopped dating women my age or younger.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 01, 2020 11:58 PM (s+Fdw)
Some cities had a geography test you had to take in order to be a cabbie... at least mine did.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2020 11:58 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (0jZnq)
I am practically a hermit (by choice - love staying at home and being alone), so I rarely meet new people. I used to joke that I would end up with the FedEx or UPS guy (now Amazon?) that delivered packages to me.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Miklos, moderately anesthetized at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (fLpTX)
I want to know when he sleeps!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (oqV6o)
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FWIW, if I recall, he starts his research for the MR around 4:00pm-ish the day before. I remembering him bolting from an afternoon thread a couple of weeks ago saying he needed to get to work on it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (4+gTH)
The are streets in NY that exist in difference spots in the 5 boroughs and even in different parts in the same borough.
When your fare is drunk and rattles off an address, you will need GPS.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (fLpTX)
We'll agree to disagree, taxi drivers existed well before GPS. They knew the city.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
They did and riding a cab was often a pain in the ass. We can certainly agree to disagree but there is no evidence (!) that 10s of thousands of professional drivers aren't professional drivers.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (fLpTX)
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So we need to hope he forgets he is an ex-friend of the blog?
Posted by: Bete at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (Ojki1)
https://tinyurl.com/y3feucth
We identify several likely hallmarks of fake birthdays:
-They are likely to excessively cluster on round number days of the month (1, 10, 15, 20, 30, 31), since people generally overweight round numbers.
-They are likely to excessively cluster on January and December for the same reason.
-They are likely to excessively cluster on months of the year which in general have few birthdays in overall demographic data (i.e. fake birthdays will be drawn roughly evenly across months, subject to the round number effect above, while true birthdays tend to cluster more in certain months like July and August, and less in months like February and November).
The three worst offenders, Northumberland, Delaware and Montgomery, are above the 99.97th percentile, the 99.91th percentile, and 99.74th percentile respectively,
A greater level of suspicious birthdays in a county is significantly related to higher vote share for Biden. A one standard deviation increase in suspicious birthdays is associated with a 6.8 percentage point increase in the two-party vote share for Biden. The probability of observing such a relationship by chance (i.e. the p-value) is less than 0.000008.
Posted by: Warning: It's Math! at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (BBWrU)
Think London has one that's really tough!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
I plug mine in to usb for Carplay and listen to my itunes playlists. I don't even bother answering the phone if someone calls me while I'm driving. And I hate listening to people on speakerphone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 01, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Spent 27 years taking care of a manic depressive husband. Needy is the last thing I would want.
Hope you'll eventually meet someone worthwhile.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen
If he starts showing up "by accident", you might be the package.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise and Miklos at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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*ponders Hayes S-100 modem, stored in the basement*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:01 AM (1vynn)
Readies dart gun with Xanax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2020 11:58 PM (1vynn)
Let's just put in a permanent IV.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2020 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 01, 2020 11:52 PM (fLpTX)
I want to know when he sleeps!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 01, 2020 11:54 PM (oqV6o)
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FWIW, if I recall, he starts his research for the MR around 4:00pm-ish the day before. I remembering him bolting from an afternoon thread a couple of weeks ago saying he needed to get to work on it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (4+gTH)
Heh, thanks a lot for this. I didn't hope for an answer but yeah makes sense cause it's a serious amount of work.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:01 AM (fLpTX)
Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)
She sounds like the type to give you the "You love your guitar more than me" speech like Valerie B gave to Eddie V.
"Why yes. Yes, I do. And you knew that when we started dating."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 01, 2020 11:53 PM (HaL55)
Bingo. Probably worse. The main thing, I was pretty sociable. I did not want to be one of those asshole guitar players that didn't give you the time of day. I talked to everyone basically. I dated this one chick who was practically a frigging overseer. If a chick walked up to ask something as simple as whats on the set list there she was ready to pull me away. Fuck that, those people were there to see us. The chick in question would have been a disaster.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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One of the losses associated with the passing of tube radios.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Enough with the baudy language!
Posted by: Miklos, dialing it up at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)
username checks out.
(Goodnight)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (fLpTX)
They will seek you out and destroy you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (aI2NW)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (fLpTX)
London cab drivers, back in the day, were required to have "the knowledge". They had to know pretty well every place in in London by memory, before they could be granted a cab license.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (mzC78)
(On a more serious note, congratulations on your enduring union.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)
Aw, thanks. Family is mercifully short on crazy attachments.
Posted by: Sal at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (KTdeA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ladyl
What happened to the permanent I, II, and III?
Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
I find myself wondering what kind of baud rate you could get using an acoustic coupler to a burner cell phone.
We may need to revive such technologies if the Burning Times come.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (fLpTX)
London cab drivers, back in the day, were required to have "the knowledge". They had to know pretty well every place in in London by memory, before they could be granted a cab license.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:03 AM (mzC7
Yeah I heard that. Pretty impressive. Also pretty sure that riding in a cab back then could be a major pain in the ass.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (fLpTX)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:01 AM (fLpTX)
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Agreed. I have no idea how he has done it since Nov. 4. It would drive me insane.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (4+gTH)
BUT it has its quirks, among them, a major freeway fetish. I've seen it actually recommend going *out of my way* a few miles, just so I can take a freakin' freeway. I have to defy it sometimes. Still waiting for the voice to say "I'm sorry Steve, I can't allow that..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
LOL, you're a good example. I would consider you more of a long distant waiter, rather than professional driver. You know who I tip, the food delivery guy, know who I don't tip, the UPS guy. Hmm, if they would slow down I would tip the UPS
guy. They are nice, give biscuits to the dogs once they ask if it's ok.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Soma will soon be distributed to all citizens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You can have any colour cab you want, as long as it's black.
Posted by: Miklos, a hansom chap at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AF
I'm seeing a divorce and a tell all book about the royal family in their future. If they didn't get her to sign a non disclosure, it's going to get really ugly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (+lVUW)
heater) Ahh! Nothing like the smell of scorched dust burning off the
heating coils, is there?
And dead spiders.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 12:06 AM (HaL55)
And the main blast carried off both me legs
Damn fine song. Damn fine artist. Hard to pick a favorite, but Harris and the Mare and Witch of the Westmoreland are somewhere near the top for me.
(loads hooktube link, resumes semi-lurking, considering sleep some more)
hahahahaha
Thanks for that, AOP
Posted by: Moron Robbie - buy ammo, buy history books, and embrace Irish democracy at December 02, 2020 12:06 AM (9aYjv)
Oh, yeah. She has "future ex-wife" written all over her.
I feel sorry for Harry, who mostly seemed to be a decent guy, if not overly bright.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (q9hLt)
"There is an avenue for fraud."
-Dominion Whistleblower
https://tinyurl.com/y38rhntd
Posted by: More like a 6-lane highway at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (63Dwl)
I just wish I had some internal or external pressure. My mother doesn't even nag me about still being single at my age. Isn't that what mothers are supposed to do?
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (9hauA)
Hang in there, chique. Someone will come along when you least expect it.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:05 AM (OssQ4)
That was our high today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (aA3+G)
Oh, yeah. She has "future ex-wife" written all over her.
I feel sorry for Harry, who mostly seemed to be a decent guy, if not overly bright.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (VikfB)
I would say he's as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)
I'm the same way, hermit by choice. Just not interested in pursuing a relationship. I had an uncle who was single his whole life, and I can see myself ending up like that. But hopefully without the alzheimer's.
Posted by: AF at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (S8ePJ)
We may need to revive such technologies if the Burning Times come.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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No reason not to use direct electrical connection to the phone. But, that would not be the problem...cell service would go away.
OTOH, packet radio was quite popular among ham operators.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (CTJwJ)
Not going to prosecute that? I like how you take your job seriously and are a bigger piece of crap than Sessions.
Honestly. He only looks into widespread voter fraud if he feels it turned the election?!?
Banana republic with decent indoor plumbing ( at least for now)
Posted by: keena at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:02 AM (1vynn)
The tubes in the battery/electric sets never got very hot. Except for the 117Z3 rectifier tube in the Zenith TransOceanic, which got hot enough to make up for the rest of the bunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Throwing snowballz at your lib neighbors?
Cool
Posted by: Miklos, pretty chilly outside at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (4+gTH)
Hang in there, chique. Someone will come along when you least expect it.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (5FCda)
Thats how it always seems to work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (9Om/r)
OTOH, packet radio was quite popular among ham operators.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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If I recall, the Hayes modem manuals had sections devoted to packet radio operation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (fLpTX)
They needed to attach their cell phone to their dash or windshield is evidence they aren't a professional driver to me.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots
Exactly. She was not a scholar, and didn't pretend that she was. I think she was a decent person who got mixed up in a marriage that was unlikely to work out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 01, 2020 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
Go to the Garmin Electronics website, and look up all of the "Truckers' GPS" models and options.
Price Sticker Shock will be an understatement.
But once you read about all of the features, capabilities and options, think like a trucker about what roads you can and more importantly CAN NOT transit in your rig?
The price of that GPS becomes a bargain.
They make similar models for the RV world, but with feature-sets specific to what RVs need to get from "there" to "somewhere else".
Want some more Price Sticker Shock? Look at their Marine GPS Chartplotter/Depth-Sounder/Fish-Finder lineup.
Want EVEN MOAR Price Sticker Shock? Look at the Garmin "Glass Panel" aircraft Avionics offerings. Precise navigation in Three Dimensions costs...moar.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (EiPf6)
One of my older neighbors walked by with his dog. For some reason he brought up Robert Frost (both are from New Hampshire I guess) and good neighbors make good fences. I told him that that's not correct. Frost did not say that; it was his neighbor who said "Good fences make good neighbors." Frost asked if they really did. He noted, with astonishment, that I was correct. Well, I told him, I went to a junior high named Robert Frost. Which was true, but beside the point. I knew what Frost wrote because it came up in a case I read while working on a neighbor dispute case a few years ago. Heh.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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The Germans used it in WWII
Posted by: Miklos, if I recall Korrektly at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Software-defined radio is a thing.
I don't know much about it, but I keep meaning to look into it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (VikfB)
No lib neighbors
The fabulous & I are hermits
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (aA3+G)
One of them matured, the other one didn't.
A few examples.
Follow the ex boyfriend, he's on a date. While they're inside having dinner, super glue in the car door locks.
Break into the house when the ex would go to work and hit redial to see who he's calling and then threaten the girl.
Break the windows in one guys house and break everything inside. My uncle paid the guy off so he wouldn't call the cops.
My uncles wife was cheating on him, my crazy cousin put something from radio shack in the attic to record everything. She found out where step aunt was, at a hotel with a married guy who had another mistress. My cousin called the wife, mistress and her dad and they all went to the hotel and blocked the cars in so they couldn't leave.
A friends mom was nicknamed crash Carrie because her husband was cheating on her and she drove the car through house into the bedroom.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:11 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 12:13 AM (rt0xh)
BOOM!!!!!
Gwinnett County Official admits to taking data from the Election Management System, plugging it into a laptop, then filtering it with excel. This circumvents the rules that external software isnt allowed on election machines!!
Posted by: So, what's the next step? at December 02, 2020 12:13 AM (BBWrU)
But you have dogs, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:14 AM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 02, 2020 12:07 AM (q9hLt)
Character from The Office, I posted a quote from him earlier.
Posted by: AF at December 02, 2020 12:14 AM (S8ePJ)
True, I am kind of a long-distance waiter. Yesterday I delivered a huge order to a nearby branch of BofA. The pay from UberEats was only about $7, but the customers left me a $26 tip. Nice. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:00 AM (fLpTX)
They needed to attach their cell phone to their dash or windshield is evidence they aren't a professional driver to me.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (Rz2Nc)
nu nu
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (fLpTX)
Sucks sometimes, but the stories I've heard, and witnessed.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (OssQ4)
Crazy cousin told me that she would put pebbles in new girlfriends tire valves so the air would run out. This is all pre internet. I have no idea how she figured half the stuff out.
The one that never matured is beautiful but nuts. She hated the chick that lived next door to her so she'd put a for sale sign on her house when she went to work and then take it down.
People around here tell my husband you got the sane CaliGirl.
Never mess with crazy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (7bcfy)
But you have dogs, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:14 AM (oqV6o)
They have us
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (aA3+G)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2vkuvkz
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (i0wNm)
We'll need to run extensive tests to see if that One minor event could have introduced enough fraud to invalidate the election at the National level!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (oqV6o)
My ginger stole my soul 52 years ago at a wedding reception. I was standing at the edge of the dance floor looking out, a tap on my shoulder from the back,turned and looked right over the top of her head (she just breaks 5'), looked down then right into those bright green eyes and I was done.
All things considered, I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 12:18 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:17 AM (aA3+G)
Conor agrees with you, I got it wrong !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:19 AM (oqV6o)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:19 AM (0jZnq)
Nobody realized how completely dumb and graceless they are. It's almost funny to watch.
Posted by: artemis
I'm sticking to my original theory that they are blocking for Prince Andrew. They take up all the headlines with intentionally silly BS and the Andrew/Epstein/Pedo Island stuff dies down.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2020 12:20 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (+lVUW)
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Evidently this season of that show The Crown is exposing all the heartache Diana suffered at the hands of her cad of a husband. He picked her because she checked all the right boxes and was young enough (19 maybe?) to be fooled by his insincere romancing.
If Prince Tampon had been a normal human being and not a cheating monster, she would probably still be alive.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 02, 2020 12:20 AM (oGBso)
Me, I figure I'm not likely to win the lottery twice, so have pretty much resigned myself to remaining single for the rest of my days.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:20 AM (VikfB)
All those thousands of "Special Agents", and not a single one of them remembered the Oath they took to defend the Constitution.
If any one of them did, the insane amounts of fraud data already in the public domain would be acted on by now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2020 12:21 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 02, 2020 12:21 AM (GIeIM)
OTOH, packet radio was quite popular among ham operators.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (CTJwJ)
In the "early days" of cell phones, I had a Motorola bagphone with a little box that plugged into it which emulated a land-line connection for devices like fax machines, desk sets, and modems. For a few years, that is how I sent in my morning reports from wellsite.
Worked for both outgoing and incoming calls, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:21 AM (mzC78)
@679 funsize-I'm left coast, Bay Area California though.
Posted by: JROD
Yeah, buddy! Bay Area, where we don't put the definite article before our freeway numbers.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 12:21 AM (KAi1n)
"Repeating the Oath" is not the same as "Taking the Oath"!
This is a key problem in our new and improved low trust society!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2020 12:23 AM (oqV6o)
There's an early-days Radio Shack cellphone commercial on YouTube. You can just see the effort the actor puts forth to make it seem easy to hump around the motorcycle-sized battery.
It was something like $1.00/minute for airtime, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:24 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:24 AM (OssQ4)
Don't know if its the same for females, but I have to say I haven't met a woman yet that doesn't have that "bottom drawer" in their bedroom with fun stuff hidden in it.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:25 AM (0jZnq)
They each got divorced and then married the other's wife. I shit you not.
One of them, when he was in the Navy, worked at the White Hose comms office for Carter and Reagan.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 02, 2020 12:26 AM (dypY8)
One of our traditions is watching Christmas movies I've collected over the years.
Tonight we watched Scrooged with Bill Murray. It's one of my favorites.
I think the next one we watch will be It's a Wonderful Life.
Remember Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2020 12:26 AM (E5gny)
Posted by: funsize at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (EiPf6)
I met mine in a class at junior college. We were both involved at the time, so I never knew he had a mad crush on me. I always wore a BLONDIE IS A GROUP pin, so he went out and bought all of their albums.
Years later, I was waiting for a bus to take me to my job at a bar, and he offered me a ride. The rest, as they say, was history.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:27 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2020 10:27 PM (nakwk)
That's just off of the One, isn't it?
Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2020 12:27 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:28 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Spencerian Faerie Queene at December 02, 2020 12:28 AM (BBWrU)
A professor, I think it was either Mike Adams or Walter Williams, told of how he would show them to his freshman classes, and how they would all laugh, mocking them
They stopped laughing when they were told that only people with Rolls-Royces and private planes could own one.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:29 AM (OssQ4)
It was something like $1.00/minute for airtime, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:24 AM (VikfB)
But totally worth it when it meant earning your livelihood. Those Motorola bagphones were quality pieces of hardware, and they were essential for me to earn my pay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:29 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:31 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: funsize at December 01, 2020 11:55 PM (EiPf6)
I met mine in a class at junior college. We were both involved at
the time, so I never knew he had a mad crush on me. I always wore a
BLONDIE IS A GROUP pin, so he went out and bought all of their albums.
Years later, I was waiting for a bus to take me to my job at a bar,
and he offered me a ride. The rest, as they say, was history.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:27 AM (5FCda)
Mine was a blind date. Of all the ways it could have happened, that would have been my last guess.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:31 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:25 AM (0jZnq)
Eww. CA is full of weirdos. Time for sleep anyway. G'night!
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 02, 2020 12:31 AM (YkawN)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:31 AM (OssQ4)
Barr is all bag and no pipe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:32 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: funsize at December 02, 2020 12:33 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Wrong Way Concurrency at December 02, 2020 12:33 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2020 12:33 AM (E5gny)
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Cryptocurrency and British cooking shows.
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)
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Bradford Exchange collectors plates.
Posted by: Eyegore at December 02, 2020 12:33 AM (fLVm1)
Bag phone with roof top antenna fucking rocked
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:34 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:35 AM (7bcfy)
something about being single since in my mind I do want to get married
at some point.
I just wish I had some internal or external pressure. My mother
doesn't even nag me about still being single at my age. Isn't that what
mothers are supposed to do?
Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here) at December 01, 2020 11:44 PM (9hauA)
Perhaps Hallmark can help.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 02, 2020 12:35 AM (4I/2K)
Music is my crazy chick now.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 12:37 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:37 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 12:37 AM (74ZcV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 12:34 AM (aA3+G)
Until the networks went digital, and rendered them all obsolete in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:38 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
I'm glad the actual customers treated you decent!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 12:38 AM (Rz2Nc)
I chalk it up to the fact it's the holidays. A lot of people get looser with their money and generosity at this time of year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2020 12:40 AM (E5gny)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:40 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:42 AM (OssQ4)
Sure. Real estate agents were among the early big-adopters.
Nothing like losing a sale because you were out showing another house to someone else to make that buck-a-minute seem like a bargain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:43 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:25 AM (0jZnq)
Nope. Don't have one.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 12:43 AM (Afapk)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:44 AM (0jZnq)
We could only use ours when the operator felt like going for a drive.
Loading the whole switchboard into the back of the truck was a pain in the ass, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:44 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at December 02, 2020 12:45 AM (Afapk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at Dec
What is a bag phone?
My husband had a Motorola phone in his truck in about 1987. Then we had brick phones. Then the brick phones got skinnier. I got my husband's and me down phones.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:46 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:35 AM (7bcfy)
That's awesome!
I met my wife at work. She did have have to quit, and become a ski bum in Bozeman Montana, stay in contact with me, meet up for lunch when she was in town and be persistent, because I'm an
idiot.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 02, 2020 12:46 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2020 12:46 AM (0jZnq)
All things considered, I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2020 12:18 AM (KATBx)
That's a romantic story, irongrampa!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:47 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:47 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 02, 2020 12:47 AM (OssQ4)
One that had the transmitter and battery in a separate unit, said unit being so large it had to be put in a shoulder bag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 12:48 AM (VikfB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 12:48 AM (r1z5A)
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Jrod, I went to school in the bay. UC Berkeley if that won't get me kicked out. We had a big republican's club.
Posted by: funsize
My mother went to Berkeley in the 50's. One of 5 women in the business school back then. She voted for Nixon but wasn't happy about it. No way she was voting for McGovern. I got into Berkeley early admission for engineering physics but because I didn't get dorm housing, my father wouldn't let me go. He though living on my own off campus wouldn't be a good study environment. So I went to UC/SD, got dorm housing, and proved him wrong.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 12:50 AM (KAi1n)
As I've shared before, I love the idea of escaping SoCal for Northern Nevada.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I had an early Motorola "portable" phone that weighed as much as a small car battery in the 90s. My then employer (umm..Newsweek) required me to hump it around downtown Budapest, despite very poor reception if any.
To me it was worthless, heavy junk, and probably expensive. So expensive, worthless, heavy junk.
Posted by: Miklos, oh I remember it well at December 02, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
My husband had a Motorola phone in his truck in about 1987. Then we had brick phones. Then the brick phones got skinnier. I got my husband's and me down phones.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:46 AM (7bcfy)
Bag phone: there was an aluminum slab with most of the guts in it, plus a handset, all packed in a ripstop nylon bag about the size of a shaving kit. Usually had a cord to plug into the cigar lighter socket of a car or truck. Could use a short "rubber ducky" antenna, or a mag-mount antenna on the roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:51 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Lord Percy at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (Ub8Gd)
One that had the transmitter and battery in a separate unit, said unit being so large it had to be put in a shoulder bag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at Decem
My husbands truck phones worked with an antenna on the truck. If someone called the phone the trucks horn would honk when the truck was off. If you went to certain restaurants where the farmers ate the whole parking lot had trucks with the horns honking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (r+ax0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hope you collected the money for its use while you were away.
Posted by: Miklos, who NEEDS a Pimp Hat at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)
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Without elaborating, I worked with a company that dealt with land-line data communications. Obviously, actually using the phone lines for R&D work was impractical. So, we developed an exact Bell System spec black box to simulate the line. It was called, 'The Phony Company'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 12:54 AM (CTJwJ)
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I urge you all to contact your Congress Critters. Tell these effers they need to support Trump or they're not going to keep their cushy offices.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 12:54 AM (74ZcV)
To me it was worthless, heavy junk, and probably expensive. So expensive, worthless, heavy junk.
Posted by: Miklos, oh I remember it well at December 02, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
My Motorola bagphone was pretty damned reliable. Problems were pretty much due to the network, or simply being too far from a tower, an occupational hazard in the oilfield. The Motorola hardware was, IMHO, of aerospace quality.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 12:56 AM (mzC78)
What is a bag phone?
We used to use an attache case with a battery set, ac adapter, external ports, antenna adapter, and a serious external printer adapter...POS!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 12:56 AM (r1z5A)
Okay, that worked. I was trying to post an email to my Congress critter Adam Kinzinger who's a big ass rhino.
The problem isn't the rhinos, it's the RINOs.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 12:57 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Actually blind or just beer goggles?
Posted by: Miklos knows about the one at December 02, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Matt Tytel has a new wavetable softsynth out now called Vital. Been playing with it and my MIDI controller for a couple of days now and it's a lot of fun. Good crisp sound and the top level does Text to Speech through their AI servers in different languages. And the entry-level synth is free. Vital.audio
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 12:59 AM (HaL55)
Bag phone: there was an aluminum slab with most of the guts in it, plus a handset, all packed in a ripstop nylon bag about the size of a shaving kit. Usually had a cord to plug into the cigar lighter socket of a car or truck. Could use a short "rubber ducky" antenna, or a mag-mount antenna on the roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at D
I've never seen one of those. It sounds like the same concept but the farmers had them mounted in the truck. There was a black box thing beneath the phone. My husband worked for someone else then and I wasn't allowed to talk on the phone. I thought that thing was the coolest thing ever.
I remember my first brick phone that was mine. It had a slide off battery and one of the battery's plugged into the cigarette lighter. I still was only supposed to use it for emergencies.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:59 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: KarlHungus
I'm gonna rock that crabberie, like they had no parents.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 01:00 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2020 11:11 PM (I2/tG)
What a bunch of boobs in that Co!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 01:00 AM (rt0xh)
1) A state's legislative scheme is constrained [in general, but in particular in federal elections] by said state's constitution [McPherson v Blacker (1892)]
2) A significant departure from the legislative scheme in a federal election presents a federal constitutional question [Bush v Gore (2000)]
3) Nothing has significantly changed since the last time PA Supremes ruled on such issues (Lancaster City, 1924), when they struck down similar legislation [thus, if the PA Supremes were to rule on merits, likely they would strike it down]
Then there are two sections discussing the laches issue, including that PA Supremes ignored this when striking down the 2011 apportionment maps (belatedly, after being voted into office I think) in 2018.
Note: Trump and his campaign are *not* part of this lawsuit, though 3 of the PA Trump electors are
Posted by: At best I expect a remand at December 02, 2020 01:01 AM (BBWrU)
765 comments in 3 hours?
My winter beard is coming in nicely. If a bit white.
Fuckity, but I hate cold weather. I *almost* had to put on long pants today.
December and January can blow me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2020 01:01 AM (veMj1)
issue, including that PA Supremes ignored this when striking down the
2011 apportionment maps (belatedly, after being voted into office I
think) in 2018.
Posted by: At best I expect a remand
You gonna explain "latches" or you gonna makes us go ???
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 01:03 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 12:52 AM (7bcfy)
Yep, that was a feature of the Motorola bagphones. They had a socket on them that provided a contact closure when the phone rang, so that you could use it to honk the car horn. I never bothered to use that. If I was en-route to a well, I was reachable while behind the wheel. If I stopped to gas up, or eat, or sleep, i didn't need to be contacted. And, once at wellsite, I moved the phone into the shack with me, plugged it into a 12-volt socket, usually provided, although I carried my own supply, and glommed the mag-mount antenna onto a metal plate placed on the roof of the shack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 01:03 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: A Mime at December 02, 2020 01:03 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Granny Miklos, cooking like in the Old Country at December 02, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
December and January can blow me.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Son, I've been wearing the long handles since September! (The boys like it cozy!)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 01:05 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Miklos, now with electrolytes and Synchronicities! at December 02, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2020 01:06 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 02, 2020 01:06 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 02, 2020 01:07 AM (r+ax0)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 01:03 AM (KAi1n)
Ain't you an attorney? I sure as hell ain't. But it has something to do with the timeliness of lawsuits I think.
It's the 'excuse' the PASC is using to claim lack of standing on the timeliness of GOP lawsuits about the election rule changes there.
The PA legislature shoulda sued earlier, or somesuch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2020 01:07 AM (veMj1)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 02, 2020 01:08 AM (q9hLt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2020 11:29 PM (mzC7
This^^^. I tell my GPS which way I'm going. The only reason I have one is the traffic feature.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 01:08 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at De
I don't know why the farmers all had truck phones because they used radios too. You used to be able to listen to everybody talk.
My husband told me he preferred the radios for his employees because he can hear what everyone is doing and if they're going to make a mistake he could stop it.
The radios sounded like McDonald's drive through and they spoke spanish. I hated listening to the radios. I couldn't understand a thing even when they were speaking English.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 01:08 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: GnuBreed
You can't sue before an election, because no actual damage (yet).
You can't sue after an election, because you should have sued before the election.
Posted by: Miklos, Franz Kafka Professor of Law at December 02, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Far, far away from other people.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish
I took a bath last week !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 01:13 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, classy-like at December 02, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon
Being a raindrop is a full-time job
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
MisHum is positioning himself as #Jack's replacement.
Posted by: Miklos, approving at December 02, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 01:13 AM (aA3+G)
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You never go full Dothraki.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 01:14 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Prince Harry of Tampon
Being a raindrop is a full-time job
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:14 AM (arJlL)
I always thought a raindrop?
Was a Drip.
just sayin
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2020 01:15 AM (d9rwJ)
You can't sue after an election, because you should have sued before the election.
Posted by: Miklos, Franz Kafka Professor of Law at December 02, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, that's a fair horseshit summary.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2020 01:15 AM (veMj1)
Posted by: GnuBreed
You can't sue before an election, because no actual damage (yet).
You can't sue after an election, because you should have sued before the election.
Posted by: Miklos, Franz Kafka Professor of Law at December 02, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Catch 22? Old and busted.
PA 22? new hotness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2020 01:16 AM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:18 AM (arJlL)
Old-school Motorola gear was like old-school HP gear. Jewelry-level craftsmanship combined with tank-level robustness.
That's no longer the case for either firm, alas.
Good night, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2020 01:18 AM (VikfB)
As a golfer, I always want to know *which* iron was used.
I might pick up some important tips.
Iirc, Tiger's wife attacked his Cadillac SUV with a 9 iron. Caused him to crash into a tree.
See? Important info.
And if Mis Hum is braiding his beard, all I want to know is
Are you using beads?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2020 01:19 AM (veMj1)
on where the election fraud stands now:
https://www.churchmilitant.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 01:20 AM (WkPC9)
Are you using beads?
Posted by: GnuBreed
Holly.
Tinsel.
Faint whiff of myrrh.
Posted by: Miklos, Seasonally Appropriate at December 02, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, Seasonally Appropriate at December 02, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
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Myrrh?
The grape.
Posted by: N. Bonaparte at December 02, 2020 01:22 AM (fLVm1)
Neither has my wife...
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
that fat boxer guy's wife and kids have never seen him without cellulite.
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 02, 2020 01:24 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 01:25 AM (9Om/r)
As a golfer, I always want to know *which* iron was used.
I might pick up some important tips.
Iirc, Tiger's wife attacked his Cadillac SUV with a 9 iron. Caused him to crash into a tree.
I have weapons everywhere. I have one of my husbands old steel shaft 5 irons handy in my room and a bulls eye putter in the living room.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2020 01:25 AM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You people are sick. (smiley face icon here.)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2020 01:25 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2020 01:26 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac
Jeffrey Har-Harwood lives there.
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:27 AM (arJlL)
on where the election fraud stands now:
https://www.churchmilitant.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 01:20 AM (WkPC9)
Thank you, will check it out!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 01:27 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Heh. I've told this before. Visiting my sis and bil, I was looking in a kitchen drawer for a spoon or something, and there in one drawer was a Judge. I asked my bil about it, "Kitchen implement" he replied.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:28 AM (l0Lgi)
Tinsel.
Faint whiff of myrrh.
Posted by: Miklos, Seasonally Appropriate at December 02, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
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Sounds like a pen name and title for a holiday whodunit. The resin features as incense at the crime scene and perfume in the sex scene.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 02, 2020 01:29 AM (lD4XN)
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 01:30 AM (lD4XN)
Section III is specifically about laches, and argues that a significant federal issue is at stake. It cites various authorities (eg Barr v Columbia 1964) that state procedural rules that are not strictly/regularly followed, or are novel and unforeseen, can be subject to federal review if they impose undue burdens on assertions of federal rights. It then invokes some history of PA and laches cases, to demonstrate that the rules here were applied in a fast and loose manner.
Posted by: Arbitrary and Capricious at December 02, 2020 01:30 AM (BBWrU)
Are you using beads?
Posted by: GnuBreed
Nope - rubber bands - he's actually Cyndi Lauper's manager.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2020 01:32 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Brunswick hero at December 01, 2020 11:46 PM (k+Coe)
F that!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 01:32 AM (rt0xh)
Sounds like a pen name and title for a holiday whodunit. The resin features as incense at the crime scene and perfume in the sex scene.
Posted by: Bill Kristol
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Trail of figgy pudding cups are evidence of funny goings-on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:35 AM (1vynn)
Neither has my wife...
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Jules has almost always known me w/ a stache. Since about 1979. I shaved it once and she shortly told me to grow it back.
Today I have the stash, beard and crazy historical professor long hair. I'd surprise you and other Morons I've met.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 01:37 AM (uEauf)
Source of USB video confirms laptop is running excel and IS CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET!
They are not merely using the excel app
THEY ARE USING EXCEL ONLINE in the Explorer browser!
Remote access application confirmed on Dominion representative laptop, connected to internet, in tabulation room where USB drive was used to transfer data from the air gapped Election Management System network to said external laptop.
The GA elections laptop has Team Viewer active.
That's certainly secure. Not.
Posted by: Georgia on my mind at December 02, 2020 01:39 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Brian's Mom at December 02, 2020 01:40 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
!
But, its not on your face, right ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Frank at December 02, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:42 AM (arJlL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
And it beats fixing the stars!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 01:43 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:28 AM (l0Lgi)
Genus is correct, but Species is a bit off.
It is a Meat Tenderizer. Ballistically across the room, or kinetically on the cutting board.
Either way, it'll do the job.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
I read a few years back that post-active duty, he was in therapy for deep depression for a few years...
...during which time he met Meghan.
I suspect she glommed onto him at a vulnerable time for her own purposes, and the rest is history.
I don't know that he was ever an intellect, but supposedly was a nice guy, and served with honor.
She is a horrorshow, and I am way over reading all the puff pieces promoting her. stfd and stfu
Posted by: barbarausa at December 02, 2020 01:45 AM (W7IZQ)
for every drop
of rain that falls
a flower grows
I believe
for everyone who goes astray
the bail bondsman shows
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2020 01:48 AM (L2ZTs)
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Ah. That reminds me, I should send this along to J.J. , never bring a knife to a gunfight:
https://tinyurl.com/y5f7p5bk
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:48 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Miklos had not noticed that at December 02, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
Careful there; Jesus has a pretty good arm.
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 01:52 AM (arJlL)
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Hey, it worked great in Somalia.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2020 01:52 AM (fLVm1)
Either way, it'll do the job.
Jim
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Load order out of the barrel (I asked) is #7 shot, #3 buck, #3 buck, #3 buck, .45 Colt. The last, he said, "...is for the coop de grass".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:53 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Some daisies just need pushin' up.
Posted by: Miklos, on the right side at December 02, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2020 01:53 AM (ELgVT)
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The last one's a slug. Just for good luck.
Posted by: Bob Seger at December 02, 2020 01:55 AM (fLVm1)
Those looked like bad days in the making for perps, and bad days in the making for homeowner/defendants.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 12:08 AM (5FCda)
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Thats how it always seems to work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2020 12:09 AM (9Om/r)
I have to sort of disagree.
Like finding a new job is always easier if you currently have one, finding someone to get into a relationship with is easier if you are already in a relationship.
There's something about 'confidence vibes' people unconsciously emit when either they have a job and are looking for another one or are in a relationship and not necessarily looking to get into another one. Others pick up on those vibes.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 02:00 AM (ldL4g)
Very informative, Fen. Thanks again.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 02:04 AM (5FCda)
In a congressional race separated by just 12 votes, these newly discovered early votes could make the difference #NY22
[I think this was a day *after* the Court deadline for the totality of ballots to be codified, and thus the first certification could be done before challenges]
Posted by: Four Weeks after the Election ... at December 02, 2020 02:04 AM (BBWrU)
This is a well-known problem with those older Buicks.
Posted by: Miklos, it's the U-joint at December 02, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 02:00 AM (ldL4g)
Why would anyone want to get into a relationship with a cheater?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 02:14 AM (5FCda)
[I think this was a day *after* the Court deadline for the totality of ballots to be codified, and thus the first certification could be done before challenges]
Posted by: Four Weeks after the Election ... at December 02, 2020 02:04 AM (BBWrU)
Gee...never would have guessed that would happen....rub it in everyones faces a little more. Till jail happens...it wont stop.
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 02, 2020 02:16 AM (BZBAG)
Posted by: Actually, he DID win in a landslide at December 02, 2020 02:17 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 02:17 AM (rt0xh)
WTF?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 02:18 AM (uEauf)
with the court -- 55 uncounted early votes were just found (44 seem
valid), having never been seen before.
In a congressional race separated by just 12 votes, these newly discovered early votes could make the difference #NY22
[I think this was a day *after* the Court deadline for the totality
of ballots to be codified, and thus the first certification could be
done before challenges]
Posted by: Four Weeks after the Election ... at December 02, 2020 02:04 AM (BBWrU)
A county clerk - elections division employee put them where he'd not misplace them. Then he died of Covid Lung Rot.
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 02, 2020 02:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 02, 2020 02:14 AM (5FCda)
Some like the confidence someone already in a relationship exudes. I don't get it, either. You cheat on her (or him) to be with me, you'll cheat on me. I believe that's an immutable law of human nature. Also, far too many people are either asinine or desperate when it comes to relationships. Plus there's that whole 'no accounting for taste' concept.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 02:20 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 02, 2020 02:29 AM (FJrl0)
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It might just be that people who are appealling are more likely to both be currently involved and appealing to the next stranger to come along regardless of whether the third wheel knows of the second.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2020 02:31 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 02, 2020 02:31 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 02:35 AM (rt0xh)
Call for street shut down demonstration tomorrow.
Homefolks are getting tired of Cuomo.
https://tinyurl.com/y5p7jayl
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2020 02:35 AM (CZm2G)
Much like Democrats.
Who get more votes than they should, but still, they get those votes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2020 02:36 AM (QzJWU)
https://tinyurl.com/y395vhj4
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 02:42 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Drewbicle at December 02, 2020 02:43 AM (6hnye)
Posted by: Drewbicle at December 02, 2020 02:44 AM (6hnye)
First: Clarence Thomas asks Katyal, isn't there an international norm allowing corporate liability for slavery?
Obama-era Solicitor General Katyal says: Well, this is just *aiding and abetting* slavery, so it's different.
Second, Kagan asks Katyal: Can a former child slave can sue ten slaveholders as individuals?
Katyal says yes.
Kagan asks: Can a former child slave sue those ten slaveholders if they form a corporation?
Katyal says no.
Kagan asks: How does that make any sense?! [welcome to corporations law]
Third, Alito asks Katyal: If a U.S. corporation hired foreign agents to kidnap children and hold them in bondage on a plantation in Africa, could those children sue the corporation in U.S. courts under this law?
Katyal says: Nope.
Posted by: Boycott Nestle and Cargill at December 02, 2020 02:52 AM (BBWrU)
Call for street shut down demonstration tomorrow.
Homefolks are getting tired of Cuomo.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2020 02:35 AM (CZm2G)
Street demonstrations will matter only when tyrannical politicians are left in a bloody heap on said street.
Does anybody really think any politician even gives one thought/shit to a protest against them? Not until politicians feel actual physical pain will street protests matter. And if that ever happens, politicians will still take away the wrong message because the politicians are perfect and their thoughts are pure. If they can save only one life from The Big Bad 'Rona, while destroying people's livelihoods to the point where they commit suicide, their lock downs are worth it.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 02:55 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:01 AM (KAi1n)
Katyal says yes.
Kagan asks: Can a former child slave sue those ten slaveholders if they form a corporation?
Katyal says no.
Kagan asks: How does that make any sense?! [welcome to corporations law]
The correct answer is: if they use that corporation to commit piracy, slavery, etc., then they can be sued directly.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:08 AM (KAi1n)
Isn't Kagan the dumbest one currently sitting on the SC?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 03:15 AM (uEauf)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:16 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 03:17 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:17 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 03:18 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:17 AM (9sWOw)
Someone reported on an earlier thread (cafe, i think) that she was home from the hospital.
Posted by: Gilded at December 02, 2020 03:20 AM (yY38Z)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:20 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 03:15 AM (uEauf)
I think the dumbest current Supreme Court Justice is The Wise Latina.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 03:21 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:08
Isn't Kagan the dumbest one currently sitting on the SC?
Posted by: Farmer
Not that I'm any standard, but from what little I've read, Kagan actually wants to be taken seriously, at least on certain kinds of issues, and from what little I've read, the Wise Latina has an unnecessary adjective. However, as many on the right complain, it shouldn't be hard to interpret the Constitution. So is legal acumen actually anathema? I just wish Douglass Ginsburg hadn't caved in and withdrawn his nomination (Reagan, 1987ish).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:25 AM (KAi1n)
SFGoth: Since you seem to be in a mood to discuss legal stuff, could you give me a list of the top 5 lawyers/law firms in the San Francisco-San Jose-Oakland area that specialize in Job Discrimination litigation? Real Denny Crane / Alan Shore types. It has been suggested to me that I might need such services.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 02, 2020 03:27 AM (FlRtG)
: -))
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 03:27 AM (LPnfS)
SFGoth: Since you seem to be in a mood to discuss legal stuff, could
you give me a list of the top 5 lawyers/law firms in the San
Francisco-San Jose-Oakland area that specialize in Job Discrimination
litigation? Real Denny Crane / Alan Shore types. It has been suggested
to me that I might need such services.
Posted by: Arbalest
No idea who Denny Crane or Alan Shore types are. I know Fraser Crane and Alan Alda types. There are tons of employment law firms out here. I have no idea who's any good.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:30 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:30 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:31 AM (9sWOw)
Thanks.
Denny Crane and Alan Shore are the main characters of "Boston Legal". Good acting, great dialog, legalese with more than a few strawmen.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 02, 2020 03:32 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Drewbicle at December 02, 2020 02:44
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Thank you, and may God bless you
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:34 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 03:35 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 03:37 AM (LPnfS)
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What is holiday dancing? Ballroom dancing?
Since I have a little artificial tree this year, I've got pine scented candles burning for the smell of a freshly cut tree.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:39 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:40 AM (IDhUW)
The correct answer is: if they use that corporation to commit piracy, slavery, etc., then they can be sued directly.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2020 03:08 AM
However, the question was: can the corporations be sued?
JUSTICE KAGAN: I -- I -- I guess what I'm asking is, like, what sense does this make? This goes back to Justice Breyer's question.
What sense does this make? You have a suit against 10 slaveholders, 10 slaveholders decide to form a corporation specifically to remove liability from themselves, and now you're saying you can't sue the corporation?
Katyal: Once you go after the corporate form, you get bogged down with questions of mens rea in a collective enterprise ... as I
just said to Justice Kagan, there are remedies. You can go after the individuals. So you don't need to go after the corporations, and, indeed, doing so imposes lots of liability.
[And the corporations cited a lower court case (Central Bank of Denver) to claim primary civil liability did not extend to aiding and abetting, in response to Thomas' inquiry regarding the DC/4th Circuits' opinions]
https://tinyurl.com/y4vae9e6
Posted by: Alien Tort Statute at December 02, 2020 03:41 AM (BBWrU)
I did have Kagan confused w/ the Wideass Latina.
This is why I love this site. Where else could you clarification on these important issues?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 03:41 AM (uEauf)
hope things are going well-ish ...
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days
Quack-Quack !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 03:43 AM (arJlL)
Thing is intellect or not, I can tell you how a Leftist will vote, the intellect will only make it sound plausible or not.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:45 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 03:53 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:55 AM (IDhUW)
Mornin',
Well, I guess 5 hours sleep is better than none.
Actually, that's pretty close to average.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 03:58 AM (H8mJH)
Guess I should get up and make coffee, it might help
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 04:01 AM (9sWOw)
I was rummaging around youtube and came across Glen Cambell? Maybe? Playing William Tell's Overture. That was fun
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:03 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:05 AM (Xbb+V)
Hope all is well with you and yours
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Psst... check out Perry Como https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE26PYFlzg0
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:07 AM (arJlL)
Ordered 1 month food supply the other day. Couple hundred bucks. If it's any good will probably order another one,,, or two.
I forsee one big problem if it comes to food storage.
Milk!!!
Anyone know if there is a powdered milk that is NOT non-fat?
I gotta have, at minimum, store bought whole milk.
No whole milk to be had?
Dig me a hole.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:08 AM (H8mJH)
Actually, that's pretty close to average.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 03:58 AM (H8mJH)
My minimum, otherwise I'm not coherent
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:10 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:03 AM (IDhUW)
Him and Roy Clarke doing Ghost Riders in the Sky is special: https://tinyurl.com/vgtmtvw
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:12 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 04:12 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:12 AM (arJlL)
Hi AK!
Glen is one of my all time favorites.
Well it's knowing that your door is always open
Great guitarist.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:12 AM (H8mJH)
Lunch is going to be a bowl of my made yesterday beef-mushroom-barley soup. Boy, is that good, too. (And the whether cooperated, turning 'soup' chilly.) Nice and rich thanks to a can of tomato paste. And filling thanks to a pound of dried barley. I also took all the vegetable scraps (celery, onion, mushroom and carrots) and make a quickie vegetable broth that went in, as well. Made a big batch of soup because I have a freezer and I know how to use it.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 04:13 AM (ldL4g)
Milk!!!
Anyone know if there is a powdered milk that is NOT non-fat?
I gotta have, at minimum, store bought whole milk.
No whole milk to be had?
Dig me a hole.
Posted by: TeeJ
How deep do I have to dig before I hit a cow ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:14 AM (Xbb+V)
Posted by: JT
Deep enough to avoid the kickback ...
Just sayin'
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 04:15 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at December 02, 2020 04:17 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 03:53
It's always been that way, different judges get assigned the appeals from different lower circuits. Alito should kick PA asses after they flagrantly violated his ruling.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 04:17 AM (uEauf)
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Very nice. Tomorrow I'll look up O Come all ye Faithful in Latin.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:19 AM (IDhUW)
hope you have a good day.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ..
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:20 AM (arJlL)
I gotta have, at minimum, store bought whole milk.
No whole milk to be had?
Dig me a hole.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:08 AM (H8mJH)
I did a quick Bing search for 'powdered whole milk' and saw quite a few offerings. One was six pounds for $38.00 (Hoosier Hill Farm) from Amazon.
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2020 04:20 AM (ldL4g)
Can a national bank be sued in small claims court?
BoA should have gotten my $650+ in escrow two months ago.
Was told by someone at my state banking commission they do this a lot, and for a lot more $.
They need punished!
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:21 AM (H8mJH)
Milk!!!
Anyone know if there is a powdered milk that is NOT non-fat?
I gotta have, at minimum, store bought whole milk.
No whole milk to be had?
Dig me a hole.
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Sounds like you need a cow
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:21 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:22 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:24 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Look this up too !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmBIPjjJuKU
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:25 AM (arJlL)
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That song came up next so I listened to it too. Very entertaining.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:27 AM (arJlL)
I know my sleep cycles are messed up when I'm talking to Skip and Mlii.
We are warming up to the 40s here tomorrow. Say does anyone know when will have a red/blood moon?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 04:29 AM (Iynsv)
A cow and a place to keep it.
I really miss my two gallons a week, straight from a Jersy cow.
Actually, two cows since you can't, or at least shouldn't, keep a cow milking year round.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:30 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:30 AM (Xbb+V)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.....
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:32 AM (arJlL)
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That all sounds delicious Rick!
I'm currently simmering a ham bone for a bean soup, yum!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:32 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 04:34 AM (9sWOw)
We are warming up to the 40s here tomorrow. Say does anyone know when will have a red/blood moon?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 04:29 AM (Iynsv)
Farmer, are you up early or up late?
I think this last full moon was one. Maybe. Thought I read it somewhere.
Saw the moon after it rose last night. Was spectacular
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:35 AM (Xbb+V)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:32 AM (
Dominick the Donkey
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:37 AM (Xbb+V)
I feel really ignorant asking these questions....but I'm among friends....right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:39 AM (IDhUW)
I need to get out and shoot some coyotes.
One of their family attacked my car a couple years ago.
Cost me near $500 and a vacay I was really looking forward to.
They started the feud.
Outta here.
Have a good day all.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 02, 2020 04:39 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2020 04:40 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:43 AM (IDhUW)
AK, you're not alone in that.
And I'm also questioning when will Alito, or the court rule on PA? Will it be in time to make a difference for Trump?
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 04:43 AM (Xbb+V)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 04:44 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:45 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Farmer
At night !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:31 AM (arJlL)
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Are you sure?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:45 AM (IDhUW)
I tried, wouldn't post thru Opera, again.
So I'll say it in a different way. Adam Kinzinger is a POS.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 04:45 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:48 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:49 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:50 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 04:52 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: Farmer
At night !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:31 AM (arJlL)
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Are you sure?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:45
And this is why I rely on the Horde for accurate info.
Where is the emoji for crazy eyes?
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 04:52 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:53 AM (rt0xh)
Governor Jared Polis
@GovofCO
This evening I learned that First Gentleman Marlon Reis and I have tested positive for COVID-19. We are both asymptomatic, feeling well, and will continue to isolate at home.
that is so 2020
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:53 AM (iTXRQ)
Almost like a growl. Sometimes frustrated kids will actually growl.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:54 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:54 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:56 AM (IDhUW)
oh and they have a son
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:58 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 04:58 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 04:58 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 04:58 AM (IDhUW)
I know right
there's nothing gentle about what that guy does to the governor's backside
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 02, 2020 05:00 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 05:01 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 04:32 AM (
Dominick the Donkey
Posted by: My life is insanity
Jingitty Jing !
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:02 AM (arJlL)
oh and they have a son
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Double argh!!! That is not even a theoretical physical possibility!
Condolences on your governor. Take heart in light of the recent vote fraud revelations, the populace may not have actually voted for this.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:03 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2020 05:05 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Do you keep a whip and a chair handy ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Are you saying a weedwhacker salesman would starve ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 02, 2020 05:09 AM (Xbb+V)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Do you keep a whip and a chair handy ?
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lol, I mean, I like the idea, just never put it into practice.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:10 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 05:10 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:11 AM (IDhUW)
Have you tried something other than Opera?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 04:54
Not tonight. My home IP is banned for no reason so I tried Opera. It has worked so far till now.
I'e no idea why it won't let me post certain words relating to election fraud.
gng to
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:12 AM (Iynsv)
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I'm not familiar with it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:13 AM (arJlL)
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I'm not familiar with it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Should we tell her, Skip ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
!
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:13 AM (arJlL)
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And I'm not sure that I want to look it up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:16 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:17 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
!
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:13 AM (arJlL)
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And I'm not sure that I want to look it up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Awww, where's your sense of adventure ?
What if Christopher Columbus has taken that attitude ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 05:20 AM (9sWOw)
Best wishes to Anna Puma for a great recovery. And if you pray keep Slap in your prayers.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:21 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: Farmer
Seconded !
and ok.
'Night Farmer
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:23 AM (arJlL)
What if Christopher Columbus has taken that attitude ?
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There is something to be said in praise of adventure. And I think I would rather join the crew of The Pinta. If you know, time travel were possible.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 05:27 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
I read that as The crew of the Pinata
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:27 AM (arJlL)
Prayers Up for Slap - may he be blessed with a sense and knowledge of His Ceator by his side.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:27 AM (IDhUW)
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Reminded me of the scene in The Emperor's New Groove where Esme becomes a pinata.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:30 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 05:30 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 05:32 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:23
TY
I'm trying to drift off. Put on the Moody Blues, damn they aren't as soothing as expected. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:33 AM (uEauf)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2020 05:35 AM (9sWOw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2020 05:37 AM (1yghP)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:38 AM (arJlL)
I really need to go to bed if I'm talking to Skip in the morning and have to work today.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:42 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2020 05:44 AM (1yghP)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:47 AM (Iynsv)
_________
That one's simple. Putin betrayed the revolution.
Of course, that's pretty much what revolutions are. Things that get betrayed. At least, the left's revolutions ALWAYS do.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2020 05:48 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 05:49 AM (Iynsv)
Going about 2 hours south today to put a wreath on the in-laws grave.
And then visit a local bar that has said FU to Lord Jumbo so we can enjoy a cold beer and a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 05:49 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 05:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 05:50 AM (rt0xh)
___________
The left will see this as typical. It fits the narrative to a T. They have, as long as I can recall, believed that all their opponents are either sexually repressed or are sexually active hypocrites.
Meanwhile, when one of them gets caught, that's a one-off. An outlier.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2020 05:51 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Farmer
Things Joe Biden says..um
Posted by: Bruce
Nah; he just goes in his pants.
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 05:52 AM (arJlL)
Funny how numbers work
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2020 05:55 AM (2BZBZ)
Why?
Well, in her youth, every year at Christmas, there were two old ladies who always sang it at their church. And apparently, their singing was appalling. According to both my wife and her father (who was the choir director for a while), her sister could replicate it perfectly. But rarely would. On Christmas Eve, at the party we then hosted every year, we got her tight enough to do it.
It cracked everyone up. The "high" point was at "Fall on your knees".
It's actually has a point. All of us have some shit like that in our backgrounds, that warp our perspective on what most of the world sees more clearly.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2020 06:00 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Farmer
Things Joe Biden says..um
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 05:50
LMFAO, TY Bruce for a great chortle. I'm literally crying here.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 06:01 AM (Iynsv)
Source of USB video confirms laptop is running excel and IS CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET!
They are not merely using the excel app
THEY ARE USING EXCEL ONLINE in the Explorer browser!
Remote access application confirmed on Dominion representative laptop, connected to internet, in tabulation room where USB drive was used to transfer data from the air gapped Election Management System network to said external laptop.
The GA elections laptop has Team Viewer active.
That's certainly secure. Not.
Posted by: Georgia
So there should be server logs and logs at the ISP ...
Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2020 06:06 AM (Xih1H)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2020 06:09 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 02, 2020 06:11 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 02, 2020 06:12 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 06:13 AM (irzmA)
Bruce, I was crying in laughter at you all. Haven't cried tears like that in a long time.
Be well you Morons. Zzzzzz.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2020 06:13 AM (Iynsv)
Please do not care about be because in not too long you will be caring about what I drive, how I drive, what I wear, what I eat, and then what I think.
And once you start caring about what I think, you will want to change those thoughts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2020 06:09 AM (mht8P)
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:14 AM (JFO2v)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2020 06:18 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2020 06:19 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 02, 2020 06:19 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2020 06:19 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2020 06:19 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 02, 2020 06:22 AM (fEVAB)
Posted by: The Geico Camel at December 02, 2020 06:23 AM (PiwSw)
% chance dying from WhuFlu if positive 1.82%
% Chance of dying from WhuFlu general pop 0.07%
But if you take the 8:1 ratio that say about 8X more prevalent than test show. The death rat is 0.23%. Les than the flu.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:23 AM (JFO2v)
In 19 of Baltimore's 39 high schools, out of 3,804 students, only 14 of them, or less than 1%, were proficient in math. In 13 of Baltimore's high schools, not a single student scored proficient in math. In five Baltimore City high schools, not a single student scored proficient in math or reading.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
We must spend more money on education!! That's the only solution!
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 06:29 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2020 06:30 AM (k4dH2)
In 19 of Baltimore's 39 high schools, out of 3,804 students, only 14 of them, or less than 1%, were proficient in math. In 13 of Baltimore's high schools, not a single student scored proficient in math. In five Baltimore City high schools, not a single student scored proficient in math or reading.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:26 AM (JFO2v)
'Education' benefits the Teachers Union, not the kids.
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 06:30 AM (irzmA)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 02, 2020 06:30 AM (iEx0u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2020 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
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Does anyone still believe Biden chooses anything at all? He is there simply as a place holder.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:32 AM (hpVf/)
I don't think the symbolism of this can be overstated. HP was literally the first upstart technology company, spawned the rest, and remains the cultural totem for all Big Tech. The garage in Palo Alto where they built their first machine is preserved and a historical landmark.
Now abandoned behind enemy lines.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2020 06:33 AM (EZebt)
Full cancellation would distribute $192 bn to the top 20% of earners, and only $29 bn to the bottom 20%.
About 7 to 1 benefits.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:34 AM (JFO2v)
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And I bet every one of them was home schooled.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:34 AM (hpVf/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2020 06:33 AM (EZebt)
Dont Californicate my Texas!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
~Prince Harry
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This guy needs a job in the worst way. Take some responsibility for yourself and your family, you twit! It's a crime harry is supported by the British taxpayer, spouting stuff like this and living in Santa Barbara.
Ah well, not my problem.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 06:36 AM (szqvX)
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And I bet every one of them was home schooled.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:34 AM (hpVf/)
14 / 3804=0.00368033649
So actually it is one-third of a percent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (iEx0u)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
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The whole country has been Californicated. We were planning on relocating to a saner jurisdiction. Now, we're thinking, why bother?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (EZebt)
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Nah. Still America, out in the great middle.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 06:39 AM (szqvX)
I'm going to write to Bill Barr and give a link to the website Church Militant, (the conservative Catholic news and faith related site) which has a 30 minute video laying out all the cheating, and tell him to look at that. He may not get the e-mail, but at least I will have done my bit. If people on here have some time off from work or are retired-they might enjoy the video; It's really very comprehensive. You don't have to be RC to watch it.
You can also send an e-mail to Mr. Barr if you're so inclined
Scroll down a bit for video:
https://tinyurl.com/y43e3nva
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:40 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (iEx0u)
2 shots titos 1 shot pickle piss
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2020 06:41 AM (1iIFP)
If they passed an edict to stab yourself in the eyeball on Tuesdays, and then dutifully stabbed themselves in the eyeball on Tuesday, I would not applaud them for their consistency.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:42 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 06:42 AM (szqvX)
The clear, cold mornings and a sharp horizon are giving Green Flashes to start the day. May you be similarly blessed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
I drink pickle juice. I've heard to drink it until it's too salty if that makes sense. For me, it tastes good until it doesn't and that is enough.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 06:44 AM (IDhUW)
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my life is soon to be turnin' bad
Meghan's yelling at me
Cause
I'm just a Royal who's not very bright
Because I'm broke, er free..
Nothin's worryin' meeeeeee.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who's obviously not Muldoon at December 02, 2020 06:44 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 06:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:34 AM (hpVf/)
14 / 3804=0.00368033649
So actually it is one-third of a percent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
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So how much is that a return on the dollar spent on education?
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:45 AM (hpVf/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (szqvX)
Reporter: Hows your foot?
Biden, pointing to his boot: Good, thank you for asking
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
Reporter: Hows your foot?
Biden, pointing to his boot: Good, thank you for asking
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
At least it wasn't "What enchants you about your boot?"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who's obviously not Muldoon at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:45 AM (hpVf/)
Well in math they are wasting 99.7% of all money spent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: President Elect Decaf
You can't put a price on education!
REEEE
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
Even that was staged.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (1iIFP)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who's obviously not Muldoon at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (PiwSw)
Or may I kiss your boot?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 06:49 AM (szqvX)
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my life is soon to be turnin' bad
Meghan's yelling at me
Cause
I'm just a Royal who's not very bright
Because I'm broke, er free..
Nothin's worryin' meeeeeee.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who's obviously not Muldoon at December 02, 2020 06:44 AM (PiwSw)
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Eventually even Prince Harry will work it out. I have faith.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:49 AM (hpVf/)
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It really doesn't matter. Education should be privatized and localized.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 06:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (1iIFP)
Creeper, if you're still here, how much pickle juice do you drink for cramps? Is it just like a shot full? More? Less?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 02, 2020 06:37 AM (iEx0u)
I drank about a third of a cup yesterday, olddog. It carried me through the day and last night.
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 06:45 AM (hpVf/)
Well in math they are wasting 99.7% of all money spent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
And if those grubby capitalist running dogs cared about the children and ponied up another couple billion, we could take care of that last 0.3%, too!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:51 AM (6FeV1)
Reporter: Hows your foot?
Biden, pointing to his boot: Good, thank you for asking
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
How many takes until Biden got it right ?
My guess. 3
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 06:51 AM (irzmA)
Phillip Bailey
@phibai
Replying to @kimKBaltimore
Every black female Republican has one trait in common. They all sound white.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Have a good one all. And may the BS election avalanche going on make a difference
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
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Additionally, why should we cede ground to the enemy?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 06:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:53 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2020 06:53 AM (SScvq)
Reporter: Hows your foot?
Biden, pointing to his boot: Good, thank you for asking
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
In a sane world, that should be a nice moment.
Journalist. President. Press Secretary. It's just a job. We're all just people. Sometimes we get hurt doing silly shit.
But this isn't a sane world, and these are not sane people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:54 AM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/jqyexbk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:50 AM (WkPC9)
Thank you young lady. We'll add him to our mailing list!
Posted by: Bagpipes R Us Superstore at December 02, 2020 06:54 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 02, 2020 06:55 AM (iEx0u)
Department Comment Line: 202-353-1555
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:53 AM (WkPC9)
*watches xhamster with the phone off the hook*
Posted by: DOJ Operator at December 02, 2020 06:55 AM (1iIFP)
@phibai
Replying to @kimKBaltimore
Every black female Republican has one trait in common. They all sound white.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Every black female Democrat has one trait in common. They all sound black.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:55 AM (6FeV1)
Every black female Republican has one trait in common. They all sound white
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It's neat what they admit that they think about black people when they say this sort of thing.
It's why Trump got record black turnout, and why the cheating had to be cranked up to 11.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 02, 2020 06:56 AM (jehQe)
https://www.justice.gov/contact-us
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:57 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 06:59 AM (irzmA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:55 AM (6FeV1)
They all sound fucking nutz.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)
What if every single one of us was a piss drop, and if every single one of us was pissed?
Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2020 07:00 AM (QTGMu)
Journalist. President. Press Secretary. It's just a job. We're all just people. Sometimes we get hurt doing silly shit.
But this isn't a sane world, and these are not sane people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2020 06:54 AM (6FeV1)
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In a sane world how would Biden be the president elect?
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 07:00 AM (hpVf/)
Well, they evidently still have their recording up and I did indeed leave a message.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:01 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2020 07:02 AM (irzmA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:01 AM (WkPC9)
*erases message*
Posted by: DOJ Operator at December 02, 2020 07:02 AM (1iIFP)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 02, 2020 07:03 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:03 AM (szqvX)
Well, they evidently still have their recording up and I did indeed leave a message.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:01 AM (WkPC9)
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Fen, I appreciate hearing about the practical things you do to advocate for conservatism.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:03 AM (IDhUW)
DEATHS
This is all one big ruse. Even the WORDS are being manipulated to scare people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
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True, and words have been being manipulated like this even before the "pandemic".
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:07 AM (IDhUW)
Why not just say Ellen is a fucking nut case? Makes article much easier to read and understand.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
Why not just say Ellen is a fucking nut case? Makes article much easier to read and understand.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
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It appears you have lost all filters
I understand and agreePosted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (IDhUW)
Thanks; I appreciate that. It feels better than my just sitting around b**ching, which I can also do quite well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (IDhUW)
Never had many and I am punch holes in the few I have.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:11 AM (szqvX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:12 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (IDhUW)
Never had many and I am punch holes in the few I have.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (2HBWj)
I think that's quite funny and a good idea, but if you're not an urban AA you might want to pass the idea on to Candace Owens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:12 AM (WkPC9)
Make America Venezuela. The average American could stand to lose 20 lbs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
them, or less than 1%, were proficient in math. In 13 of Baltimore's
high schools, not a single student scored proficient in math. In five
Baltimore City high schools, not a single student scored proficient in
math or reading.
Posted by: rhennigantx"
Solution is Black history month should run the entire school year. Give the little dears more self-esteem they are so lacking.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2020 07:14 AM (MxEKc)
Make America Venezuela. Ignore and dismiss massive voter fraud.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:12 AM (WkPC9)
You put that outside your church? WOW
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2020 07:14 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:15 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 02, 2020 07:15 AM (4NtsG)
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That's good to hear. I've seen first hand merit dismissed for inclusion in a university setting.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:16 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:16 AM (szqvX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:16 AM (IDhUW)
This is the same University that hired William Ayers, no?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:17 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:16 AM (szqvX)
Squeaky chalk boards!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 02, 2020 07:19 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 02, 2020 07:19 AM (4NtsG)
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I don't think so, U of Montana.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:20 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:17 AM (PiwSw)
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no. the taxpayers hired Ayers, at a local commuter college whose name I can't recall. UChicago hired the President-For-Life and his wife, when they hit a period of unemployment though.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:20 AM (szqvX)
Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2020 07:21 AM (2HBWj)
https://tinyurl.com/y43e3nva
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 06:40 AM (WkPC9)
Thanks.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 02, 2020 07:22 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:15 AM (PiwSw)
Will there be a centerfold of Elliot with car, jackstands, and a lugwrench rotating the tires?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 02, 2020 07:22 AM (8C7+r)
I wonder how few will actually relocate. Back in the day the spouse would follow the chief income earner.
Texas isn't anything like Silicon Valley. And the Houston area is a huge downgrade in terms of weather, scenery and traffic. An upgrade in housing prices.
Other than that, Houston is a communist city so the politics will fit right in.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 02, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)
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I don't think so, U of Montana.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2020 07:20 AM (IDhUW)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ayers
Sorry. No. Univ of Chicago. Retired Professor.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:23 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2020 07:23 AM (r1Wz0)
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2020 07:14 AM (MxEKc)
You shall know the lies and the lies will make you salves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 02, 2020 07:24 AM (szqvX)
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Healthy people will be required to take medication. Mentally ill people will not.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 02, 2020 07:24 AM (jehQe)
Just get that surface coating that allows drawing on the walls.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 02, 2020 07:24 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2020 07:14 AM (ONvIw)
Not outside my church. At my home which is about 20 minutes from the church. The church has positive uplifting messages related to faith and/ or scripture.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:24 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: President Elect penguin at December 02, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)
The upside is they get to be represented in Congress by Sheila Jackson Lee!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:24 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2020 07:25 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Good. Unless you live where they have a HOA, I encourage you to put it out on your lawn. Staples sells whiteboard signs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2020 07:26 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: President Elect at December 02, 2020 07:22 AM (C+evo)
oh yeah FUCK HILDAGO
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at December 02, 2020 07:27 AM (XxJt1)
And their County Commissioner is a female Millennial illegal alien from Equador.
She likes tyranny so there won't be much difference at all in the demographics and lifestyle.
And the BBQ will be better.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 02, 2020 07:28 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2020 07:28 AM (2HBWj)
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2020 07:28 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Sadly, most people wouldn't understand the reference. Sadder still, if things keep trending they way they are, they will soon discover first hand.
What is it about American civilizations that just die out mysteriously?
The Incas, Mayas, Aztecs, the so-called "indiginous", Venezuela, now the former United States.
Degrades into dust over a few centuries of thriving.
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 02, 2020 07:31 AM (C+evo)
Jeff Bezos, have you no decency!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 02, 2020 07:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2020 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2020 07:28 AM (2HBWj)
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No need to import any more, just legalise the current illegals and voila! You have the natural advantage over citizens for the next fifty years.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at December 02, 2020 07:35 AM (hpVf/)
@phibai
Replying to @kimKBaltimore
Every black female Republican has one trait in common. They all sound white.
______________
What does that mean? That they speak English correctly? That they know how to conjugate verbs and enunciate properly?
Black Dim-o-crat or Black Republican?: "I be g'win ova to dat place to gets me summa dat shit, y'all"
Why is Phillip Bailey (whoever that is) shaming some black women for sounding like they are educated enough to know how to speak English properly?
Obviously, he'd prefer to keep them ignorant and enslaved in low-paying jobs. Sounds like an elitist raaaaaaacist to me.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2020 07:39 AM (k4dH2)
Prince Harry used to be cool. I admired his war service. Now he's just another weirdo in a very weird family.
Posted by: ALH
The apples fell far from the QE2 tree.
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 02, 2020 07:43 AM (LBiyC)
Hello, my pretties!
Still working but will be checking in.
Every single raindrop that falls from the sky relieves the
parched ground. What if every single one of us was a raindrop, and if
every single one of us cared? Prince Harry
That's deep man. Real deep.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (insert witty statement here)
"Every little bit counts" the old lady said as she pissed into the ocean.
Speaking of deep.
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 02, 2020 07:46 AM (LBiyC)
The Elliot Page Spitting Contest will be huge success.
Posted by: Ripley
Her wife must be pissed. Imagine marrying a lesbian and waking up with a dude.
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 02, 2020 07:48 AM (LBiyC)
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http://ace.mu.nu/
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2020 08:03 AM (arJlL)
Her wife must be pissed. Imagine marrying a lesbian and waking up with a dude.
Nah. It probably sends her sense of comforting victimhood through the roof.
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