Saturday Overnight Open Thread – 11/21/2020 [Buck Throckmorton]

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BAD STATUES

If there’s one thing I know I don’t ever want, it’s for there to be a statue commissioned of me. Even if it’s not ultimately pulled down by some filthy antifa goon, there’s a good chance it will look awful. Here are some real winners.

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Speaking of statues - one of the statues that left-wing outrage mobs are trying to tear down is a Throckmorton! Former Texas Governor James Throckmorton (1866 – 1867) was a doctor who never owned a slave. Prior to the Civil War he opposed secession, and he even voted against secession as a Texas legislator, but when Texas ultimately seceded from the Union, he chose to serve his state as an officer in the Confederate army. He became Governor during post-war reconstruction.

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The Throckmorton statue in McKinney, TX doesn’t even mention his military service, it simply reads: “A Tennessean By Birth | A Texan By Adoption | A slight tribute to the patriot and statesman from his fellow citizens and admirers because of his pre-eminent personal worth, and distinguished public services.”

Despite the left-wing mob, Governor Throckmorton is still standing in McKinney, at least for now.

Although he’s not kin to me, his rugged good looks are typical of most Throckmorton men.

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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT WHALES COULD FLY

Eight years before WKRP’s Les Nessman provided live coverage of Pinedale Shopping Center being bombed by live turkeys, Paul Linnman of KATU-TV in Portland covered the real life explosion of a dead 9-ton whale in 1970.

The Oregon Highway Division had decided the best way to remove the dead 8-ton sperm whale that had washed ashore was to stuff it with 24 cases of dynamite and blow it up. The idea was that the rotting whale would be nearly disintegrated by the blast, and that any smaller pieces left over would be taken care of by seagulls or other scavengers. But it didn’t go as planned.

In the video below, the whale explodes at exactly the 2:00 mark. Mr. Linnman captures the “gravity” of the situation shortly thereafter, observing that:

“The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.”


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“THERE’S MY BIDEN SIGN. DON’T DESTROY ANYTHING.”

With BLM and Antifa, the left unleashed a rabid tiger. They somehow thought it would only go after those icky conservatives. This video from Portland is kind of sad, but the left brought this on themselves, as they now start to find themselves being the prey of the violent creature that they nurtured.

Left-Wing Senior Citizen: “There’s my Biden sign. Don’t Destroy anything. Be peaceful.”

Young Leftist: “Asking for people to be peaceful is white supremacy.”

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LIFE IS FARGILE

My wife and I drove by this sign a few months ago and we thought there might be some clever word play involved – that maybe “fargile” is a religious term that we don’t know. Looked it up. Nope. Just a misspelling.

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So - we’ve made it a word. We now use “fargile” as an adjective for a situation or person in need of prayer.

Are there any “words” that your family or circle of friends use that may not be found in a dictionary, but you all know what it means?

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RAT-LESS IN ALBERTA

Our Canadian friends in Alberta have successfully kept their province free of rats for 70 years. That is just amazing. The US doesn’t even have the will to keep coyotes and narco-terrorists from crossing our southern border. Congrats to Alberta Oil Peon and his compadres up above the 49th Parallel on their successful war on rats.

How Alberta completely eradicated rats from the province by declaring war on rodent hordes

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GUN CONTROL

“GUN CONTROL: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.” – L. Neil Smith

Woman shoots intruder armed with knife in her Mesa home

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CLASSICAL MUSIC YOU LIKE BUT CAN’T NAME

Most of us grew up hearing and liking a lot of classical music that is played as background or mood music, but if you’re like me, you reached adulthood and didn’t know the names of specific pieces you liked, much less their composers. Here’s a couple that you’ll recognize.

Robert Schumann: “The Merry Peasant”

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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THE WISDOM OF LEE TREVINO

I loved watching Lee Trevino when I was a kid. My greatest golf memory was following him and Chi Chi Rodriguez around at The Legends Of Golf Tournament. They were in the same foursome that day, and they kept everyone entertained with their banter. Lee Trevino had some great quotes over the years:

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole, and you’ve only got two in your pocket.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

My wife doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I don’t have a good time.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

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MOTIVATION

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CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

It’s only 6 days until Black Friday, so let me help you with some Christmas gift shopping ideas.

GUYS – your lady will LOVE the Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter. Trust me.

LADIES – for a can’t miss gift, get your man a Pocket Fisherman.

What about the horde? What are you going to be buying for your loved ones this Christmas season?

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I HATE RUDE BEHAVIOR IN A MAN – WON’T TOLERATE IT

Mrs. Throckmorton has never had any interest in westerns – until now. Her girlfriends were all abuzz about Yellowstone, so we’ve been binge watching it, and she loves it! As an authentic drugstore cowboy, I couldn’t be more pleased that she is suddenly in to westerns – or at least one western. Now I need to expand her appreciation of the genre. I’m thinking I need to make Lonesome Dove our next binge - it’s only the greatest western ever. And here’s the best scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5vskCOPEeg&ab_channel=PorflePopnecker

How about y’all? What’s your favorite western movie or TV show? Any favorite scenes?

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THROCKMORTON’S FIRST LAW OF LIVE MUSIC: IF THERE’S AN UPRIGHT BASS IN THE BAND, IT’S PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD

Rockabilly never died, but Kevin Geil and Two Tons Of Steel have kept it fresh. This is some fun music.

Two Tons Of Steel: “Stinkin’ Drunks”

Two Tons Of Steel: “Your Kiss”

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Thanks again to the horde for letting me play host. Please feel free to offer any helpful feedback, insults, or tips at buck.throckmorton at gmail dot com

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1 Close enough for gummint work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 21, 2020 10:01 PM (2C38g)

2 Gunter glieben glauten globen!

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:01 PM (J7U/R)

3 First elect

Posted by: banned at November 21, 2020 10:01 PM (0NT65)

4 Praying for DJT

Posted by: MikeM at November 21, 2020 10:02 PM (OqsNP)

5 Evening, Horde!

Posted by: Iris at November 21, 2020 10:02 PM (6lKe4)

6 Looocie, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)

7 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Rvt88)

8 A NUKE PLANT!?!?!?!


SCREEE!!!!!

Posted by: Leftists everywhere at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (Ojki1)

9 Dinner is served!

Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (NJ+n1)

10 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

11 Top 20?

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2020 10:04 PM (ufFY8)

12 :Ubersexlichkeit

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:04 PM (KAi1n)

13 Just saw video of the Biden Bday party in Georgia.
Gathered together singing and no masks.
Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)

14 Who the fuck is responsible for that hideous image of Lucille Ball? Giotto?

Posted by: Michelangelo at November 21, 2020 10:05 PM (wPVhA)

15 10 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

Do you wish to submit an affidavit to that effect?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:05 PM (2C38g)

16 So it would seem that this whole "let's take for-fucking-ever to count votes" thing wasn't just to buy time for ass covering; now it's suddenly "ohhh, you missed the deadline to ask for a recount, to bad...", starting with AZ.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 10:07 PM (EEVQU)

17 :Ubersexlichkeit

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:04 PM



Nice try, but no cigar for yoÜ!

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (J7U/R)

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Judicial notice may be taken of the fact that it is night, but the quality of that night must be established by competent and admissible evidence. Or a keg party.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (KAi1n)

19 That second statue -- did the subject sleep with the sculptor's wife?

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 Mindful Webworker, Mr. Bassman and I will be passing through your fair state. We are taking a route that runs north of the major cities. If you are available and not too far away from our route, would you be willing to join us for a MoMeeto?

(MoMito? MoMeto? Mr. Bassman thought up the name but we haven't decided how it should be spelled.)

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (4JM5Y)

21 https://tinyurl.com/y3zzpedt


Fu*k you dems.
Take this mask and shove it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2020 10:09 PM (axyOa)

22 Young Leftist: Asking for people to be peaceful is white supremacy.

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OK, well it was what is called good advice, but we can do it either way.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 21, 2020 10:09 PM (buTO7)

23 I'm pretty sure "fargile" is a Yiddish word. Like "spatula" and "dental".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

24 Funny picture from today's The Week In Pictures.

"When you have 11 people over for Thanksgiving and the cops show up"

https://tinyurl.com/y5c62spa

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2020 10:09 PM (AiZBA)

25 Ya damn No Noodniks, this is where y'all went...

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)

26 Mefiez-vous des vaches qui tombent!

Posted by: The French Knight at November 21, 2020 10:11 PM (wPVhA)

27 I don't get the Saturday Night Joke tonight.

Where's Ben Rotweillerburger when you need him?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 10:11 PM (NJ+n1)

28 watching a kdrama called Crash Landing on You

hilarious

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 21, 2020 10:11 PM (nUhF0)

29 17
:Ubersexlichkeit

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:04 PM

Nice try, but no cigar for yoÜ!

Posted by: Zettai

Übersexlichkeit

Großartig! Vielen dank mein Freund.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:11 PM (KAi1n)

30 Giant New York rats overtaking Central Park and the Upper West Side

Hotline complaints about rats have totaled 12,632 so far this year -- a third more than the 9,042 for all of 2019.

Posted by: Rat poster at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BBWrU)

31 Yeah, just going to stick with what works.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (KAi1n)

32 BAD STATUES





LOLOLOLOL!!

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

33 Le Whopper

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (buTO7)

34 Y'all think Bandersnatch will warm up to me if I buy him a Pocket Fisherman for Christmas.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (d9Cw3)

35 "What about the horde? What are you going to be buying for your loved ones this Christmas season?"

A Wunder Boner.

https://youtu.be/YpKtzumUmmA

(yes, that's the voice of Mike Rowe.)

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

36 Ahhh... the Seventies! Good times, good times.

Posted by: Hall Dall MD at November 21, 2020 10:13 PM (uJDfm)

37 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, Throckmorton..

I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

38 Großartig...

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:13 PM (J7U/R)

39 The left is scared and angry.
If history has told us anything, victory for PDT is again imminent.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (aR6C/)

40 Thank you Ladyl.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (d9Cw3)

41 Nice ONT, Brockthrock...well you know you are.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (zr5Kq)

42 {{{Ladyl}}}

We needs us some laugh material!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (2C38g)

43 Would be fun to see someone carry the heated "Christmas Story" feud over into an all-night imbroglio. That is, someone not from Ohio.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (HgGBT)

44 Nice nuclear plant you got there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (wPVhA)

45 >>> 30 Giant New York rats overtaking Central Park and the Upper West Side

Hotline complaints about rats have totaled 12,632 so far this year -- a third more than the 9,042 for all of 2019.
Posted by: Rat poster at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BBWrU)

Wear a mask! That will protect you!!!

///

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (02b6n)

46 Judicial notice may be taken of the fact that it is night, but the quality of that night must be established by competent and admissible evidence. Or a keg party.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (KAi1n)


Well, Kavanaugh's been assigned to Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

47 Love the motivational poster, LOL.

Hi everyone! I hope you've all been having a good evening so far.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (9hauA)

48 43
Would be fun to see someone carry the heated "Christmas Story" feud over
into an all-night imbroglio. That is, someone not from Ohio.

Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (HgGBT)

I triple dog dare you.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (ufFY8)

49 watching a kdrama called Crash Landing on You
hilarious
Posted by: vmom Trump
Ahhh thank you. I have done a lot of paragliding, and I thought that looked...interesting.

Posted by: MikeM at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (OqsNP)

50 10 good evening
Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

Please identify all criteria you applied to the evening in order to reach the conclusion that it's good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)

51 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (JFzNN)

52 This recent stuff puts the stuff that happened in the Dem caucuses/primaries, where they couldn't get the voting/vote counting system to work properly in a different light. Shake out/dry run/system tweak?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (KAi1n)

53 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxd7aydc

https://tinyurl.com/y3mqxww5

https://tinyurl.com/y2une7zq

https://tinyurl.com/y6pz5n38

https://tinyurl.com/y56cegjg

https://tinyurl.com/y29t6gag

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (qAR6u)

54 Glad my nephew is coming over for Thanksgiving. He's also bringing a friend. I thought he may blow us off, but it appears not.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (9hauA)

55 Some Albertan must have found a rat in his bottle of Elsinore and decided enough was enough.

Posted by: Bumr50 at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (SEBYZ)

56 Y'all think Bandersnatch will warm up to me if I buy him a Pocket Fisherman for Christmas.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (d9Cw3)


You need to go bigger.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)

57 Air and Breath

Posted by: Criteria at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (sRR1j)

58 Ah, Demotivators. Love 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk)

59 Good evening, wing.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq)

60 Lee Trevino's daughter Leslie graduated a three years ahead of me from my little Dallas all girls school. I met him at a fundraiser. He was so generous and kind and a total hoot. My dad won the auction item
To play a round of golf
With him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (U2p+3)

61 Please identify all criteria you applied to the evening in order to reach the conclusion that it's good.

the beer was cold

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

62 Is that Three Mile Island in the top pic?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (5FCda)

63 20 Mindful Webworker, Mr. Bassman and I will be passing through your fair state. We are taking a route that runs north of the major cities. If you are available and not too far away from our route, would you be willing to join us for a MoMeeto?...
Posted by: President-elect Emmie


I'd say a definite tentative maybe. I'm decisive like that.

How do I know this isn't a trap?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (NJ+n1)

64 I triple dog dare you.
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt

Whoa! Breech of dare etiquette!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (Rvt88)

65 I am still on Team Trump, but the ruling today seems like a nightmare. They are going to just say they cant disenfranchise any votes. Meanwhile, every legitimate voter no matter who they voted for is being disenfranchised. The courts just realize that almost everyone is too stupid to understand that word.

And if we think they didnt gameplan this out all the way to the SC than we are fooling ourselves. That was prob the part they were discussing when toobin got bored.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (SScvq)

66 60 Lee Trevino's daughter Leslie graduated a three years ahead of me from my little Dallas all girls school. I met him at a fundraiser. He was so generous and kind and a total hoot. My dad won the auction item
To play a round of golf
With him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (U2p+3)


Very cool. I can't imagine the pressure of playing a round with a pro!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

67 Y'all think Bandersnatch will warm up to me if I buy him a Pocket Fisherman for Christmas.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 10:12 PM (d9Cw3)

I have been thinking about Bander for a couple of days. I haven't seen him about lately, but that may be because I am not very present during the day.

Has he been around lately? I hope he's doing OK. I'll try to catch the Empress - she should know.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)

68 >>> 61 Please identify all criteria you applied to the evening in order to reach the conclusion that it's good.

the beer was cold
Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

Cold beer is good.

Was there any bacon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (02b6n)

69 Every sheriff in the Los Angeles region is refusing to enforce Newsom's COVID curfew

https://tinyurl.com/y3lkqye3

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (qAR6u)

70 50
10 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

Please identify all criteria you applied to the evening in order to reach the conclusion that it's good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)

Please to be including an affidavit certifying your willingness to provide testimony under oath and penalty of perjury, unless you are a Democrat, in which case that is not required!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)

71 Judicial notice may be taken of the fact that it is night, but the quality of that night must be established by competent and admissible evidence. Or a keg party.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (KAi1n)

Well, Kavanaugh's been assigned to Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)


Those recent reassignments can work two ways. I am suspicious. OF EVERYTHING.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:19 PM (zr5Kq)

72 {{{Hrothgar}}}

{{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

73 Those recent reassignments can work two ways. I am suspicious. OF EVERYTHING.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:19 PM (zr5Kq)


I was just talking about evidence of keg parties.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

74 The Outlaw Josey Wales is my favorite western. Probably my favorite scene is when Josey saves his 'friends' from the Comencheros. "Get ready little lady.... Hell is coming to breakfast".

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (z0bxT)

75 I had a Popeil pocket fisherman as a kid and it worked great. I still have a Popeil mixer that works to this day.

Posted by: Eric Steel at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (a2F+C)

76 Cold beer is good.

Was there any bacon?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (02b6n)

sorry, the bacon is still walking around in the barn

Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)

77 68 >>> 61 Please identify all criteria you applied to the evening in order to reach the conclusion that it's good.

the beer was cold
Posted by: wing at November 21, 2020 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

Cold beer is good.

Was there any bacon?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (02b6n)

That would make it a great evening.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)

78 I was just talking about evidence of keg parties.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

That is only for his inner circle.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)

79 I was just talking about evidence of keg parties.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

I always return the kegs for the deposit and thus leave no evidence!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (2C38g)

80 Glad that ppl protested that horrid Lucy statue enough that it was replaced. The sculptor must have hated women, or something.

Posted by: EveR at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (DsGxB)

81 74 The Outlaw Josey Wales is my favorite western. Probably my favorite scene is when Josey saves his 'friends' from the Comencheros. "Get ready little lady.... Hell is coming to breakfast".

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (z0bxT)

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

82 Every sheriff in the Los Angeles region is refusing to enforce Newsom's COVID curfew

https://tinyurl.com/y3lkqye3
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (qAR6u)

Good. As someone (Matt Walsh) said the other day, either he has a death wish or he doesn't really think the covids are serious enough to avoid being in close quarters with others.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

83 Hi chique!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)

84 Many great scenes in westerns, but this comes immediately to mind, from "The Cowboys":

Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Long Hair and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger

[eyes shifting to Long Hair]

Jebediah Nightlinger: ... and those I am about to.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

85 The Outlaw Josey Wales is my favorite western. Probably my favorite scene is when Josey saves his 'friends' from the Comencheros. "Get ready little lady.... Hell is coming to breakfast".

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (z0bxT)

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

86 75 I had a Popeil pocket fisherman as a kid and it worked great. I still have a Popeil mixer that works to this day.
Posted by: Eric Steel at November 21, 2020 10:21 PM (a2F+C)

*****************

I had my first catch with a Popeil pocket fisherman.

Unfortunately, it was my ear lobe. I was about three or four at the time.

Still, it was a good product.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original trans-Wookie at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (xxG/v)

87 Good Trevino quotes!

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too High To Reach Otherwise at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (qpX6U)

88 46
Judicial notice may be taken of the fact that it is night, but the
quality of that night must be established by competent and admissible
evidence. Or a keg party.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:08 PM (KAi1n)

Well, Kavanaugh's been assigned to Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin

Judicial notice can be taken that it is night and that Kavanaugh is assigned to Michigan. It is a reasonable, permissible inference from those two judicially-noticed facts that the quality of this night is good. In fact, because of those two facts, it is probably a mandatory, irrebutable presumption that it is a good night. Indeed, were a trial judge to find otherwise, such finding would be reversed because there is no evidence in the record to support the counterintuitive concept that Kavanaugh being assigned to Michigan is not a good night.

It is so ordered.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (KAi1n)

89 Hi chique!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)

Hello!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)

90 Please to be including an affidavit certifying your willingness to provide testimony under oath and penalty of perjury, unless you are a Democrat, in which case that is not required!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)

Perjury isn't required if you're a Democrat, they just do it for the sheer enjoyment.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)

91 Every sheriff in the Los Angeles region is refusing to enforce Newsom's COVID curfew

--------

Tyranny is smashed. We can eat a turkey with our family. Yay.

FREEEEEDOOMMMMMMM!!!

Posted by: William Wallace at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (wPVhA)

92 In 2020, residents of Florence voted to name a new recreational area "Exploding Whale Memorial Park" in honor of the incident.

A new item on my bucket list, if it is ever possible to enter Oregon safely again.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (d/85V)

93 84 Many great scenes in westerns, but this comes immediately to mind, from "The Cowboys":

Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Long Hair and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger

[eyes shifting to Long Hair]

Jebediah Nightlinger: ... and those I am about to.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix



Ah, good one. An excellent scene in a great movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (z0bxT)

94 My goodness, Washington is curb stomping Arizona.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (nmRVs)

95 Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:20 PM (z0bxT)

The book is excellent and Eastwood took most of the dialog and story straight from the book!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

96 84 Many great scenes in westerns, but this comes immediately to mind, from "The Cowboys":

Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Long Hair and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger

[eyes shifting to Long Hair]

Jebediah Nightlinger: ... and those I am about to.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

Hear hear...

Truly my favorite part of the movie. It's the small scenes that give it depth...and Coleen Dewhurst as the whore.

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

97 Splody whale is the story of government everywhere!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 21, 2020 10:25 PM (0OmEj)

98 Hi Ladyl!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:25 PM (nakwk)

99 Back in the good old days when Hollywood thought that the government taking our stuff was a bad idea. Oh, how times change.

Posted by: ruralbob at November 21, 2020 10:25 PM (PqKIk)

100 89 Hi chique!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)

Hello!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)

Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (nakwk)

101 58 Ah, Demotivators. Love 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk)


Sarcasm. My favorite type of humor. I used to drive my husband nuts.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

102 Perjury isn't required if you're a Democrat, they just do it for the sheer enjoyment.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)


Knowing that as a Democrat you "could" be prosecuted for perjury...

but won't be...

is part of the kink!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)

103 If boobs could talk, what would they say when I'm looking at them?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

104 {{{Chique}}}

How you doing?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)

105 Truly my favorite part of the movie. It's the small scenes that give it depth...and Coleen Dewhurst as the whore.
Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)
---

Soiled doves, sir!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

106 Every time I scroll by the Lucy statue I LOL.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

107 @adamhousley

He tried to turn over the Hunter laptop to FBI for months. Didn't try to sell it, or politicize it. Didn't try to use it to his advantage. He's been forced to close his computer shop/leave because of threats.

Posted by: Welcome to Biden's World at November 21, 2020 10:27 PM (BBWrU)

108 101 58 Ah, Demotivators. Love 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk)


Sarcasm. My favorite type of humor. I used to drive my husband nuts.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

I gave one to a consultant friend of mine, aptly entitled "Consulting - If you aren't part of the solution, there's plenty of money to be made prolonging the problem." She thought it was hysterical.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

109 Soiled doves, sir!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

My apologies sirrah!

LOL

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)

110 Splodey Whale should be a team mascot.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

111 @65

As has been said, once the Democrats were allowed to change the very nature of how we conduct national elections the die was pretty much cast.


Sucks but there it is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (qEjZn)

112 110 Splodey Whale should be a team mascot.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

It was a failed Carvel product.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (nakwk)

113 I"m almost afraid to ask how the DJT recount is going...

Posted by: vivi at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (USW1s)

114 Woman shoots intruder armed with knife in her Mesa home

It takes a badass to shoot someone with a knife.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

115 103
If boobs could talk, what would they say when I'm looking at them?

Posted by: kbdabear


Didn't Lt. Dreben have a speech about that?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (nmRVs)

116 Exploding whales, falling cows - the theme of the ONT seems to be "beware of livestock hurdling through the air."

Monty Python would agree:

https://tinyurl.com/q722rc2

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (HabA/)

117 110 Splodey Whale should be a team mascot.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

Band name...

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)

118 I laff every time I scroll past that Christian Rinaldo statue. He looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

119 How do I know this isn't a trap?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 10:18 PM (NJ+n1)


Because I promise we are not packing a shovel, tarp, and lime.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 21, 2020 10:30 PM (4JM5Y)

120 Basically I am at the point where the only person I trust is Sidney Powell. I don't really feel overly comfortable with that as I didn't know her till about 2 weeks ago.
I remember Lin Wood tweetung that lil Brian Stelter even talking about the Sandwood settlement on air meant he was going to get fired... That never happened.

We know Trump can overstate things. Giuliani as well... Here's a beer to Sidney making this happen.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (nU6EJ)

121 {{{Chique}}}

How you doing?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)

{{{Hrothgar}}}

Doing well, thanks. Working on more presentations and hanging out with the Horde.

How are you doing?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (9hauA)

122 114 Woman shoots intruder armed with knife in her Mesa home

It takes a badass to shoot someone with a knife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

Spetsnaz ballistic knife?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (nakwk)

123 Maybe those sneaky Canucks stole a leaf from Monty Python's book and simply loaded all their rats in a trebuchet and tossed them over the border.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (HabA/)

124 110 Splodey Whale should be a team mascot.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)



And now coming onto the field, its the fighting bloated whale carcases!

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (vMCab)

125
I gave one to a consultant friend of mine, aptly entitled "Consulting - If you aren't part of the solution, there's plenty of money to be made prolonging the problem." She thought it was hysterical.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)


I had a coffee cup that I took to ODH meetings:

Meetings

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

The humorless leftist scolds I worked with were not amused.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

126 Would be fun to see someone carry the heated "Christmas Story" feud over into an all-night imbroglio. That is, someone not from Ohio.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (HgGBT)

A friend was shocked that I hadn't ever seen A Christmas Story and insisted that I watch it with him in 2014. I thought it had some very funny moments, and found it quite charming overall.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (5FCda)

127 60 days until the inauguration...

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (J7U/R)

128 My goodness, Washington is curb stomping Arizona.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 10:24 PM (nmRVs)

I was REALLY confused for a minute there until I realized you must be talking about football.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (KuT6N)

129 fwiw, I think that disenfranchised is not a word, or that it is a word in the same way that irregardless is

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (4Jold)

130 Ahhh thank you. I have done a lot of paragliding, and I thought that looked...interesting.
Posted by: MikeM

romantic comedy, not much actual paragliding

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (nUhF0)

131 Damnnn, whoever sculpted that lucy state needs their ass removed with a chainsaw. That's fucking hideous.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (9Om/r)

132 Jenna Ellis
@JennaEllisEsq
25m
MicroPenis syndrome. Sad.
--------------------------
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz
2h
Best parody account on Twitter. twitter.com/jennaellisesq
~~~~~

I think it's safe to say the gloves are off.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (sGotD)

133 16 So it would seem that this whole "let's take for-fucking-ever to count votes" thing wasn't just to buy time for ass covering; now it's suddenly "ohhh, you missed the deadline to ask for a recount, to bad...", starting with AZ.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 10:07 PM (EEVQU)

It's all going to have to go to SCOTUS. AZ has had mail in ballots for a while, and it makes the counting and declaring winners ridiculous. I think (hope?) this whole fiasco gets the whole country to clean up elections like FL has, and step one would be to just not allow mail-in ballots that stretch counting out for weeks. There's still 8 or 9 congressional seats where parties are still being allowed to "cure" ballots that were cast for them. I personally like early, in person, with ID in hand voting. Vote by mail is a joke. Military members can vote on base, and don't tell me there's no secure way to make sure their ballots get counted aside from depending on the USPS.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (YkawN)

134 Democrats and Muslims both practice Taquiya, or however it's spelled.

They lie when the truth would better suit their cause.

Not only this, but they fervently believe themselves to be Righteous in their telling of lies, finding no fault within themselves for their untruths.

The only thing that matters to them is seizing power, wielding power, and eliminating every suggestion of an enemy or opposition.

All the way down to the merest concept of an opposing thought.

Heads on a swivel, and keep yer powder dry, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (QzJWU)

135 lucy statue, frigging auto correct.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (9Om/r)

136 Liz Cheney told Politico that PDT needs to concede (gee, wonder if she gave her dad that same advice in 2000.) PDT tweeted, lolgf. If this ends up in the House, I'm betting she casts the WY vote for Biden. She loves sending other folks kids to war.

Posted by: EveR at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (DsGxB)

137
I had a coffee cup that I took to ODH meetings:

Meetings

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

The humorless leftist scolds I worked with were not amused.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

That's awesome. My exact sentiment about meetings.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (nakwk)

138 I think Silverado is damn fine western, just watched it again on Amazon Prime the other night.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (4thlk)

139 {{{Insom}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

140 Greatest western scenes Any scene from "100 Rifles with Raquel Welch you like feisty, sultry Mexican senoritas.

Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (PTDkx)

141 I gave one to a consultant friend of mine, aptly entitled "Consulting - If you aren't part of the solution, there's plenty of money to be made prolonging the problem." She thought it was hysterical.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

As a consultant, I'm offfended.

J/K!

Funny thing is, sometimes I try to convince clients not to do things that I think are unnecessary so they don't waste money, but they still insist. Oh well.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

142 wall street bull is best statue ever, maybe

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:35 PM (4Jold)

143 132 Jenna Ellis
@JennaEllisEsq
25m
MicroPenis syndrome. Sad.
--------------------------
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz
2h
Best parody account on Twitter. twitter.com/jennaellisesq
~~~~~

I think it's safe to say the gloves are off.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (sGotD)

Good girl, Jenna!

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 21, 2020 10:35 PM (4pK1/)

144 103 If boobs could talk, what would they say when I'm looking at them?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

I want to link the SNL skit "Their eyes were on their Breasts!" with Kirsty Alley but I can't seem to find it on youtube for some reason.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 10:36 PM (Ojki1)

145 I saw two tons of steel play at a bar In McKinney Texas called Hanks Not sure if the Throckmorton Statue was in attendance though

Posted by: Big Alfredo at November 21, 2020 10:37 PM (AEJR8)

146 https://youtu.be/-21SKg2xAdI

The Outlaw Josey Wales had a beautiful ending. I loved it anyway. The closing song is fantastic. I heard it again in 'Gettysburg'. One of these days I'll look it up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:37 PM (z0bxT)

147 Mindful, I emailed you through your website.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 21, 2020 10:37 PM (4JM5Y)

148 Lonesome Dove is the best tv movie ever made. Best ass kicking scene too, though I think there might have been brain matter involved in real life.

Posted by: dartist at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (+ya+t)

149 143 132 Jenna Ellis
@JennaEllisEsq
25m
MicroPenis syndrome. Sad.
--------------------------
Frank Luntz
@FrankLuntz
2h
Best parody account on Twitter. twitter.com/jennaellisesq
~~~~~

I think it's safe to say the gloves are off.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (sGotD)

Good girl, Jenna!
Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 21, 2020 10:35 PM (4pK1/)

Love to see Trump retweet that

Tiny...sad, certainly not HUGE AND GIRTHY #wewin

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

150 146 https://youtu.be/-21SKg2xAdI

The Outlaw Josey Wales had a beautiful ending. I loved it anyway. The closing song is fantastic. I heard it again in 'Gettysburg'. One of these days I'll look it up.
Posted by: Puddleglum



Oops, I mean this one.

https://youtu.be/vZ0SHEZF5tk

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (z0bxT)

151 Splodey Whale should be a team mascot.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at
November 21, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
-----

Band name...

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)


Jihadi Trigglypuff with a suicide tent.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (ldL4g)

152 I had a coffee cup that I took to ODH meetings:

Meetings

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

The humorless leftist scolds I worked with were not amused.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)


My Mug of Power reads "TRY SCE TO AUX".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

153 120 Basically I am at the point where the only person I trust is Sidney Powell. I don't really feel overly comfortable with that as I didn't know her till about 2 weeks ago.
I remember Lin Wood tweetung that lil Brian Stelter even talking about the Sandwood settlement on air meant he was going to get fired... That never happened.

We know Trump can overstate things. Giuliani as well... Here's a beer to Sidney making this happen.
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (nU6EJ)

I'm more confident in Ric Grenell and Jay Sekulow, and it's nice that the Thomas More Society joined some of the lawsuits. I hope Sidney has real evidence, and I like her a lot. I really hope all this craziness of states changing election rules ad hoc makes SCOTUS toss the whole thing and tell either state legislatures or the House and Senate to vote and solve this election, and then tell the states to fix their sh*t, and no more mail in voting. We'll see.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 10:39 PM (YkawN)

154 I had a coffee cup that I took to ODH meetings:

Meetings

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

The humorless leftist scolds I worked with were not amused.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

That's awesome. My exact sentiment about meetings.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (nakwk)

I got hubs a pair of socks for Christmas last year that say, "This Meeting is Bullshit."

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 10:39 PM (KuT6N)

155 138 I think Silverado is damn fine western, just watched it again on Amazon Prime the other night.
Posted by: lowandslow



That's because it is a fine western. Great cast.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 10:40 PM (z0bxT)

156 They can't cancel Thanksgiving! The turkey's already been in the fridge for 2 days!

Sounds like the LA cops thought about the likelihood of surviving trying to arrest every abuela, nonna, gramma, nainai, and Tina a lo'u tina... and decided it wasn't worth dying for French Laundry Gavin.
It's going to be a smaller gathering this year for us; I only have to make two green bean casseroles for my assigned side. And maybe 5 pounds of carrots. We all know I'm going to do extra, though, because food is love!

Posted by: Not From Around Here at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (wrzAm)

157 President Eris: I forgot about that scene in The Cowboys. That may well be the best scene. That was my favorite western when I was a kid.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (d9Cw3)

158 20 Basically I am at the point where the only person I trust is Sidney Powell. I don't really feel overly comfortable with that as I didn't know her till about 2 weeks ago.
I remember Lin Wood tweetung that lil Brian Stelter even talking about the Sandwood settlement on air meant he was going to get fired... That never happened.

We know Trump can overstate things. Giuliani as well... Here's a beer to Sidney making this happen.
Posted by: B





so the representing a retire Army general getting screwed by the fbi and an insane judge was unnoticed by you?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (4Jold)

159 Fine art is dead. It'll be a long time before someone puts the time and effort in a craft to equal what has been done in the past.

Posted by: dartist at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (+ya+t)

160
Great western: Unforgiven. I also saw a cheesy remake of Stagecoach with Carolyn Jones, Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, bunch of other people. It was fun. Red River is the absolute best.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (G51Gf)

161
That's awesome. My exact sentiment about meetings.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (nakwk)

I got hubs a pair of socks for Christmas last year that say, "This Meeting is Bullshit."
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 10:39 PM (KuT6N)


Most meeting are complete bullshit. Especially meetings with bureaucrats in government offices.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

162 Funny thing is, sometimes I try to convince clients not to do things that I think are unnecessary so they don't waste money, but they still insist. Oh well.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

They can be kinda stubborn that way sometimes. Ego, bad management, bad instincts - could be any one of a number of things. I usually end up shrugging and thinking "Well, it ain't my money." And documenting the advice I gave so that in the event they go looking for someone to blame, I can make sure I'm not on the hook.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)

163 If boobs could talk, what would they say when I'm looking at them?
Posted by: kbdabear


How would we know? We're not democrats ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (LPnfS)

164 My Mug of Power reads "TRY SCE TO AUX".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)


What the hell is that?

Posted by: Pete Conrad at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (S8ePJ)

165 We know Trump can overstate things. Giuliani as well... Here's a beer to Sidney making this happen.
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (nU6EJ)


It is really disheartening to see the poor quality of Trump's legal representation. Disheartening but not surprising.


Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (sVmYZ)

166 My spouse and I once visited a new cafe that had just opened where the owner invited us to try out their "new whiffy". It took us a minute to figure out that he meant WiFi.

Ever since then we call our home AP "the whiffy".

Posted by: WillowViney at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (d3MA1)

167
I had a coffee cup that I took to ODH meetings:



Meetings



None of us are as dumb as all of us.



The humorless leftist scolds I worked with were not amused.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

I really like Despair.com stuff too LadyL. I had a poster on my wall when I worked for state government that had a picture of the running of the bulls in Pamplona.

The poster read:


Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way does not mean it is not incredibly stupid.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (946rW)

168 I remember having fond memories of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (IpyIE)

169 I got hubs a pair of socks for Christmas last year that say, "This Meeting is Bullshit."
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON

LOL. Luckily for me, the vast majority of my meetings are productive and not wastes of time.

Meetings prevent you from doing actual work, even if they are needed. Sometimes I just block off my calendar to prevent people booking meetings.

That is probably one of the circles of hell, constant BS meetings. Bureaucrats don't get sent there, though. That wouldn't be punishment.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (9hauA)

170 >>>It is really disheartening to see the poor quality of Trump's legal representation.
~~~~~

Hahahahaha.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (sGotD)

171 Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (sVmYZ)


Nobody's buying that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (oVJmc)

172 Chique
I am mostly spending far too much time hanging out at one particular rather obscure web site!

I take it your presentation went well?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (2C38g)

173
My Mug of Power reads "TRY SCE TO AUX".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)


My dear Hogmartin--that is way over my head...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

174 As has been said, once the Democrats were allowed to
change the very nature of how we conduct national elections the die was
pretty much cast.





Sucks but there it is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (qEjZn)


The Covid hysteria was all part of the plot to steal this election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (w9D9u)

175 What the hell is that?
Posted by: Pete Conrad at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (S8ePJ)


"FCE"?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

176 131
Damnnn, whoever sculpted that lucy state needs their ass removed with a chainsaw. That's fucking hideous.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (9Om/r)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brie Larrrssson at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (ufFY8)

177 136 Liz Cheney told Politico that PDT needs to concede (gee, wonder if she gave her dad that same advice in 2000.) PDT tweeted, lolgf. If this ends up in the House, I'm betting she casts the WY vote for Biden. She loves sending other folks kids to war.
Posted by: EveR at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (DsGxB)

She actually might not be able to return to WY if she did that. Not that it would be any loss for the people of WY, of course. I'm amazed by people like her who can't appreciate that this is giving us the opportunity to have SCOTUS address years of horrendous decisions that have put our nation in serious peril. Thank God for Trump and the few who recognize that fact and are at least willing to fight.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (YkawN)

178 We know Trump can overstate things. Giuliani as well... Here's a beer to Sidney making this happen.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 21, 2020 10:31 PM (nU6EJ)





It is really disheartening to see the poor quality of Trump's legal representation. Disheartening but not surprising.







Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (sVmYZ)

His team is fine. We are getting too much legacy media filtering of the news even when we are trying mightily to avoid it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (946rW)

179 I got hubs a pair of socks for Christmas last year that say, "This Meeting is Bullshit."
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 10:39 PM (KuT6N)

I have GOT to get me some of those.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)

180 My dear Hogmartin--that is way over my head...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


Actually, it's over my head. I'll get it.

Posted by: Alan Bean at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (S8ePJ)

181 159 Fine art is dead. It'll be a long time before someone puts the time and effort in a craft to equal what has been done in the past.
Posted by: dartist at November 21, 2020 10:41 PM (+ya+t)

----------

I'm embarrassed to be a part of it.

Posted by: Jackson Pollack at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)

182 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (946rW)

That (Demotivators.com) is a Horde worthy web site. My problem with it was I wanted to buy ALL the posters they had!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (2C38g)

183
My Mug of Power reads "TRY SCE TO AUX".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM


checks with chart

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TLBVO)

184 They can be kinda stubborn that way sometimes. Ego, bad management, bad instincts - could be any one of a number of things. I usually end up shrugging and thinking "Well, it ain't my money." And documenting the advice I gave so that in the event they go looking for someone to blame, I can make sure I'm not on the hook.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)

Yep. Document everything. (Except when you talk trash about your client to a colleague. I don't even do that on IM. Only on calls. And to be fair, I like all my clients, even the high maintenance disorganized ones that are currently trying to drive me nuts.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)

185 Trump campaign statement on the Pennsylvania ruling:


https://tinyurl.com/trump-statement-pa-ruling

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (J7U/R)

186 I now have a working kerosene lamp! Bought one on Ebay, bought a wick and kerosene at Amazon. It's a small finger lamp, designed to be carried. I have been trying to put together a few things in case the power goes out. I used to light with kerosene so was nice to see that light again. I have one more coming from Ebay and may buy an Aladdin, if I can deal with a road trip to pick it up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (YynYJ)

187

Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way does not mean it is not incredibly stupid.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (946rW)


I love that.

My all-time favorite?

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

188 Liz Cheney told Politico that PDT needs to concede
(gee, wonder if she gave her dad that same advice in 2000.) PDT tweeted,
lolgf. If this ends up in the House, I'm betting she casts the WY vote
for Biden. She loves sending other folks kids to war.

Posted by: EveR at November 21, 2020 10:34 PM (DsGxB)



She actually might not be able to return to WY if she did that. Not
that it would be any loss for the people of WY, of course. I'm amazed by
people like her who can't appreciate that this is giving us the
opportunity to have SCOTUS address years of horrendous decisions that
have put our nation in serious peril. Thank God for Trump and the few
who recognize that fact and are at least willing to fight.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (YkawN)

I agree with Eric... she would not dare.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (946rW)

189 The main worry I have about Sidney Powell is that she has misled herself in her thinking somehow. Without knowing about what is really going on, I can't really guess as to how this would occur, but certainly any "secret" info she has could be psy-op.

For instance, Scott Adams tweeted earlier that he basically expects the Venezuelan Smartmatic eyewitness to be a Dem plant designed to undermine the legal effort (I have no idea if he is serious, or just saying this).

Posted by: Politics Ain't Tiddlywink at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (BBWrU)

190 Die Hard is a Western! Fight Me!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

191 Hi, Alton Jackson! How's it going?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (9hauA)

192 I love that.



My all-time favorite?



"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Snort.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (946rW)

193 It's invigorating to see the despair trolls out in force. It's a sure sign of strength to send interns to the opposition's weekend overnight chats.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (IpyIE)

194
The Covid hysteria was all part of the plot to steal this election.


Posted by: TheQuietMan




Yeppers. It had to be mail in ballots or they were screwed.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (nmRVs)

195 Water hole number three.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (SYVOv)

196 My dear Hogmartin--that is way over my head...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)


Should be by your left knee if you're in the right seat.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

197 "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)

198 It takes a badass to shoot someone with a knife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

She should have used a gun. The thug survived.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 10:48 PM (6HUM8)

199 Really, you all think this B-Team is going to take Trump over the top?

Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:49 PM (sVmYZ)

200 Should be by your left knee if you're in the right seat.
Posted by: hogmartin

You're a pilot?

Posted by: squeakywheel at November 21, 2020 10:49 PM (WrOrt)

201 That scene from Lonesome Dove is great. I have a horrible temper, I have been so angry that everything goes black and red. My husband has had to get between me and someone who tried to be an asshole. I could easily do exactly what Woodrow did if I saw someone being preyed on by an evil person, or hurting an animal.

Posted by: Megthered at November 21, 2020 10:49 PM (SM/op)

202 Trump campaign statement on the Pennsylvania ruling:





https://tinyurl.com/trump-statement-pa-ruling





Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (J7U/R)


So the PA Supreme Court ruled on which suit today?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (946rW)

203 170 >>>It is really disheartening to see the poor quality of Trump's legal representation.
~~~~~

meanwhile, the legal talent on the left, and judge brann, is basically "nah nah nah I can't hear you"

Sure, on one hand, there's disenfranchising of people if you don't count their fraud votes. On the other hand, Philly shouldn't have cheated. The vacation of these votes is a cromulent remedy for cheating.

I just hope the Trump legal team has the evidence and strategy to keep pressure on all the contestable states.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (K+XVx)

204 Troll mask slips.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)

205 183 My Mug of Power reads "TRY SCE TO AUX".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:38 PM

Well, it worked for Apollo 12 after the lightning strike!

Posted by: Not From Around Here at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (wrzAm)

206 The main worry I have about Sidney Powell is that she has misled herself in her thinking somehow. Without knowing about what is really going on, I can't really guess as to how this would occur, but certainly any "secret" info she has could be psy-op.

For instance, Scott Adams tweeted earlier that he basically expects the Venezuelan Smartmatic eyewitness to be a Dem plant designed to undermine the legal effort (I have no idea if he is serious, or just saying this).
Posted by: Politics Ain't Tiddlyw




guess we are going to find out when she gets sued for defamation

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (4Jold)

207 If the NeverTrump cucks think they can pull off a "Con the Rubes" game to keep the grift going, may I suggest the wise words of Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas?

https://tinyurl.com/y8qwc4we

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

208 @174

Yes, it was an op all along, but we knew it was an op 10 months ago, it's kept right on morphing
and now it's going to places even I couldn't see coming, now they are talking about a global reset.


I didn't see that one, gotta find some higher grade tin foil.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (qEjZn)

209 The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 10:43 PM (IpyIE)

Never saw a moment of that show.

I do remember the X-Files.

Cool part is Bruce Campbell was featured in a rather good episode some years later.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

210 FYI, Cintas rents hairnets and rubber gloves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

211 Despair.com
Picture: Lion attacking zebra
Caption:
Keep Calm.
We'll Get to the Carrion Part in a Minute.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (d/85V)

212
Unforgiven


Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.


Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Posted by: DAK at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (PtOP4)

213 Hey AltonJackson, tell your idea about the Midwest Regional MoMe.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

214 Rule No. 1: "Touch my kids, you suffer."

All other rules derive therefrom.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (1YlHz)

215 The Covid hysteria was all part of the plot to steal this election.




Posted by: TheQuietMan




Yeppers. It had to be mail in ballots or they were screwed.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 10:47 PM (nmRVs)

SCOTUS knows this too. Alito has already spoken on parties using this crisis to stomp all over the Constitution.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (946rW)

216 I still can't get over the Korea-Japan flame war from last night's ONT. Korea basically dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan. I still have it open in a tab.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (9hauA)

217 For instance, Scott Adams tweeted earlier that he basically expects the Venezuelan Smartmatic eyewitness to be a Dem plant designed to undermine the legal effort (I have no idea if he is serious, or just saying this).
Posted by: Politics Ain't Tiddlyw

--->

you know, the whole dominion thing seemed to me like a complete diversion, focus on mail-in ballot fraud.

But dominion started acting squirrely

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (K+XVx)

218 Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:49 PM (sVmYZ)

Don't you have uniforms to deliver?

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (ufFY8)

219 Love that scene from Lonesome Dove. About as good: the showdown between Quigley and the three bad guys toward the end of the film. After Quigley smokes them with the revolver he says "I said I didn't have much use for them. Never said I couldn't use one." Wish they had done more Quigley movies. Selleck was great! Add in " This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok., "

Actually, any western with Seleck and/or Sam Elliot should be on your list.

Also, Open Range.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (7EjX1)

220 We have a family phrase for two generations that describes someone in a state where you just can't please or reason with them, so don't even try.

"What's wrong with your brother?"
"Oh, Byron's too big."

Posted by: Sal at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (KTdeA)

221 I now have a working kerosene lamp! Bought one on Ebay, bought a wick and kerosene at Amazon. It's a small finger lamp, designed to be carried. I have been trying to put together a few things in case the power goes out. I used to light with kerosene so was nice to see that light again. I have one more coming from Ebay and may buy an Aladdin, if I can deal with a road trip to pick it up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM



Home-made oil lamps are my back-up in case I run out of batteries in a dire situation...

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 10:53 PM (J7U/R)

222
hey, chique

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:53 PM (TLBVO)

223
Rule No. 1: "Touch my kids, you suffer."



All other rules derive therefrom.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (1YlHz)


Gropin' Joe Biden: What about sniffing them? Asking for a...you know...go...you know....the thing...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2020 10:53 PM (w9D9u)

224 Tombstone;

"That's Latin, darling. Evidently Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I REALLY hate him"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

225 guess we are going to find out when she gets sued for defamation

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:50 PM (4Jold)


That suit would be a thing of beauty for our side.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (946rW)

226 216 I still can't get over the Korea-Japan flame war from last night's ONT. Korea basically dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan. I still have it open in a tab.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (9hauA)

4:00PM - learn deny warcrime

I cringed and laughed simultaneously.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)

227 Ewe Boob:

Buffalo, New York Business Owners Stand Up to Cuomo Lockdown Orders; Chase Out Sheriff & Health Dept

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3z452qu

The best: "this is a black lives matter protest you can just turn your head"

Warms the cockles of my black heart.

But honestly, this is the kind of response nationwide that will have to be made if we are ever going to get our maskless right to Life, liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness back. The KarenWaffe and the Gestapo have to be put on notice we're not going to take their 'we're just following orders' shit anymore.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (ldL4g)

228 Fu*k you dems.

Take this mask and shove it.



Posted by: Diogenes



Unfortunately the dems aren't the source of the mask stupidity.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (3P/5p)

229 Bronze is hugely expensive medium to illustrate your obvious lack of talent.

I choose charcoal and pencil. Quicker, and far, far cheaper.

You like dune buggies, right?

No.

Sure, everyone loves dune buggies.

Why is my head so big?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (x8Wzq)

230 That suit would be a thing of beauty for our side.
Posted by: redbanzai the S




yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (4Jold)

231 Tombstone;

"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

232 174 As has been said, once the Democrats were allowed to change the very nature of how we conduct national elections the die was pretty much cast.

---->

yeah, trump complained the entire time but I guess the deep state completely forbade him from labelling these cities, mail-in ballots a nat sec threat and getting more involved.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (K+XVx)

233
SCOTUS knows this too. Alito has already spoken on parties using this crisis to stomp all over the Constitution.



Alito's made his opinions very well known. Going into court with those arguments addressed will get his vote easily, probably Thomas's as well. Those two, at least, are assured.

The rest of the 'conservative' wing are less clear, but Alito and Thomas will have some sway with them (except maybe Roberts, who will go with the majority if it's obvious he isn't the swing vote).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

234 So Hogmartin--your cryptic mug has something to do with the cockpit?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

235 not just whale blubber...

*rancid, rotting* whale blubber.


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (8aO8x)

236 Well it looks like casa berserker is a go. Here's to the next year of my life exploring hell's basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 10:56 PM (9Om/r)

237 "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)


That is most certainly high on the list of classics.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 10:56 PM (2C38g)

238 4:00PM - learn deny warcrime

I cringed and laughed simultaneously.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)

Korea started out strong:

7 AM: come to school, parents not kiss you bye love is not in Japanese.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

239 Cool part is Bruce Campbell was featured in a rather good episode some years later.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I vaguely remember that one. It was during the "Mulder and Scully get split up" phase.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 10:56 PM (IpyIE)

240 Tombstone;

"That's Latin, darling. Evidently Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I REALLY hate him"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

Man I love that movie.

Ringo to the 'terp: Your Spanish is worse than your English.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

241 First favorite Western is Stagecoach, because I love an ensemble movie.

Second is The Cowboys. The bronco busting scene gets me every time.

The new "True Grit" might be the third.

Posted by: Sal at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (KTdeA)

242 oh... and "Thirst!"

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (8aO8x)

243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

244
The Upper Midwest Regional MoMe (winners advance to the quarter finals)?

I think it would be a hoot for have a MoMe at Put-in-Bay (the Key West of the great lakes)

best bet would be the weekend after Labor Day, the island shouldn't be as crowded but everything should still be open

there's a state park on the island what has campsites, so there's a potential for a thermal event

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)

245 Bronze is hugely expensive medium to illustrate your obvious lack of talent.



You like dune buggies, right?




that is why you get your name tramp stamped over your girlfriends ass, instead of having somebody do a bronze of her ass, no matter how great it is.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (4Jold)

246 231 Tombstone;

"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u)


Tombstone:

I TOLD you I was sick!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

247 234 So Hogmartin--your cryptic mug has something to do with the cockpit?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)


Apollo 12 specifically LadyL.

https://tinyurl.com/yx96guay

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (vMCab)

248 But honestly, this is the kind of response nationwide that will have to be made if we are ever going to get our maskless right to Life, liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness back. The KarenWaffe and the Gestapo have to be put on notice we're not going to take their 'we're just following orders' shit anymore.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (ldL4g)

I refuse to wear masks forever and forfeit wearing lipstick. Nope.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (9hauA)

249 Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:49 PM (sVmYZ)

Do you really think your faggy trolling is going to depress us?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (6HUM8)

250 In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

I've used this quote for years, err, decades. Now I know who said it.

PS I can hit a one iron. Off a tee only though. I got pissed at my wood play one year, and had nothing but irons in the bag. Really helped my iron play.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (F0YaR)

251 @203

The problem has always been the scale of the fraud in question, it was massive, varied and distributed.


Trump has to somehow get votes thrown out in 3 stares to win.


One state was going to be a Herculean task, but 3 states?

This really sucks, it's fucking horrible to imagine in 60 days some sad sack dipshit, who is going to be sent off to the glue factory at the first opportunity, is going to be taking the oath of office.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (qEjZn)

252 Val Kilmer had the best lines in Tombstone.

"He's so drunk he's seeing double!"

"I have two guns. One for each of you."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (02b6n)

253 If the NeverTrump cucks think they can pull off a "Con the Rubes" game to keep the grift going, may I suggest the wise words of Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas?


The Never Trump's think they are going to re-inherant the GOP just like it is 2012. It is time for the Trumpist movement to capture the GOP or lay it to waste.

Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (sVmYZ)

254
Ringo to the 'terp: Your Spanish is worse than your English.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)


Was that in A Hard Day's Night or Help?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (w9D9u)

255 there's a state park on the island what has campsites, so there's a potential for a thermal event
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)

Sounds lovely. I identify as a midwesterner.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (9hauA)

256 So Hogmartin--your cryptic mug has something to do with the cockpit?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)


Here's the story.
https://tinyurl.com/yxhng4xs
https://stoatnet.org/REOdesk.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)

257
https://tinyurl.com/yx96guay
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (vMCab)

Ahhh. Thank you, darling Buzzion.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

258 Despair.com found my motto:

Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

259 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

--> fucking sucks.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (K+XVx)

260 >>Val Kilmer had the best lines in Tombstone.

>"He's so drunk he's seeing double!"

>>"I have two guns. One for each of you."


I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (ZLI7S)

261 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

Yes. Bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (nakwk)

262 I found out today that there's a new thing you say to virtue signal among leftists. Along with your "pronoun" like xir, you indicate your land and then how and by who it was appropriated. For example:

My pronoun is attack helicopter and I hail from the idigenous Pictish land of Fortriu was forcibly colonized by Garden Gnomes in 4017UCE (Unicorn Common Era).

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (l6b3d)

263 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

Kind of. But the last show I saw was Slayer, Death Angel and Anthrax at the Fillmore in Denver. And that was at least five years ago, maybe more.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

264 there's a state park on the island what has campsites, so there's a potential for a thermal event
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)


*starts tuning washtub bass*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (t+qrx)

265 256 So Hogmartin--your cryptic mug has something to do with the cockpit?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

Here's the story.
https://tinyurl.com/yxhng4xs
https://stoatnet.org/REOdesk.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)


That is very cool.

Geek.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

266 Actually, any western with Seleck and/or Sam Elliot should be on your list.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (7EjX1)


A Sam Elliot/Tom Selleck tv movie: The Shadow Riders (1982).

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (ldL4g)

267 I must say about Pennsylvania though, there is NO WAY the judge should have approved the withdrawal of the President's counsel the way they did. I do not care what kind of pressure or threats they were under, they knew it would get rough when they took the job.



Also, the federal judge's legal reasoning was non-existent. "You can't disenfranchise people" is not a legal argument. Throwing out tainted votes absolutely is the remedy for illegal behavior on the part of the state/localities. The judge does not say there was not illegal behavior.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (946rW)

268 ..FYI, Cintas rents hairnets and rubber gloves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)



Their name is also on a metric shit-ton of those ablative, scented discs which are placed in a urinal to be pissed upon.

Fitting, it seems.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

269 The Dark Valley is a great western style movie set in the Alps. Get the audio in the original German if you can, the main guy in the English dub sounds like he's doing a Christian Bale Batman impression.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:02 PM (IpyIE)

270 262 I found out today that there's a new thing you say to virtue signal among leftists. Along with your "pronoun" like xir, you indicate your land and then how and by who it was appropriated. For example:

My pronoun is attack helicopter and I hail from the idigenous Pictish land of Fortriu was forcibly colonized by Garden Gnomes in 4017UCE (Unicorn Common Era).
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (l6b3d)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

271 Their name is also on a metric shit-ton of those ablative, scented discs which are placed in a urinal to be pissed upon.

Fitting, it seems.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

Those aren't oversized candies? Uh oh...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)

272 Because Covid hysteria laid the foundation for the mail ballots and election fraud, it was so disappointing to see certain conservatives who went all-in on lockdown and shutting "non essential" businesses. The guys at Human Events lost me forever as they embraced the fear porn and lockdowns.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 21, 2020 11:02 PM (d9Cw3)

273 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

My classical choir's 2 concerts (actually 4, 2 each twice a year) were cancelled this year. And choir rehearsals and performances were highlights of my life.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)

274 There's my Biden sign...

---


This video is age restricted and only available on youtube, learn more

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 11:03 PM (kOpft)

275 A Sam Elliot/Tom Selleck tv movie: The Shadow Riders (1982).
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (ldL4g)

They did a Louis L'amour Sacket miniseries.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

276 Please: where's the text converter so I can post a comment Pixy is rejecting?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:03 PM (OssQ4)

277 election lost badly!!1 feel the burnnn! cant beat the cheat, as you are simple slaves to aoc, genius bu grad, and the elites

Posted by: beestang at November 21, 2020 11:03 PM (hCqcJ)

278 258 Despair.com found my motto:

Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)


That's one of Despair's classics!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

279 Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

Heh, my son would like that. I bought him this shirt a while back: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5pbhcms

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (KuT6N)

280 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

---------

Mrs. Cicero and I frequented a local blues club until the 'rona hit. I don't think it will ever come back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (wPVhA)

281 One group of ladies sent by the moving company to pack our things... on all the boxes of glassware and china and everything else from our kitchen they used a sharpie and wrote...
"FARGILE -- DO NOT BRAKE"

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (0V/8D)

282 --> fucking sucks.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (K+XVx)

-----------------------

Then you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (CAJOC)

283 How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?

I'm fond of Silverado, because it was the first 'hi-fi' soundtrack on VHS/Beta. Good use of stereo effects, best noticed in the opening scene.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (F0YaR)

284 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

My spirit animal is the sloth!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (2C38g)

285 fucking sucks.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (K+XVx)

Hmmm. This is not a very common sentiment here on this blog. But to each his own.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)

286 Yeah, too bad Trump didn't have Kirkland and Ellis, huh? Oops, I guess the PA criminals don't have them any more either.

I would like to see Bill Barr go after the disgusting goons in the "Lincoln Project," but I'll be thrilled to get a SCOTUS smackdown of all these states enacting unconstitutional voting schemes. Killing mail in voting would be icing on the cake.

I don't think the Amistad Project and ACLJ are B team, at least based upon their records in courts.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (YkawN)

287 Emmie - email rec'd.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (NJ+n1)

288 Damn!! Forgot to add Tombstone to the list of must watch westerns. There are a lot of quotes between Tombstone and Josey Wales.

Slap hot iron to it.

I'm your huckleberry.

Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. (That should be a bumper sticker.)

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (7EjX1)

289 Here's the story.
https://tinyurl.com/yxhng4xs
https://stoatnet.org/REOdesk.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)


It's fun to listen to the Apollo 12 CSM audio. They all had a good laugh once they got things sorted out.

Also do an image search for "Apollo 10 transcript." The one I'm thinking of will probably be among the first results.

Posted by: AF at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (S8ePJ)

290 Their name is also on a metric shit-ton of those ablative, scented discs which are placed in a urinal to be pissed upon.

Fitting, it seems.
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)


It is my solemn duty to inform you that the Hanoi Jane target no longer graces the urinal at New Hudson Inn, down the road from Huron Valley Guns.

It's very likely someone just took it right out of there. Which - eeew.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

291 {{{Jim}}}

Hope all is well with you in Galveston!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

292 278 258 Despair.com found my motto:

Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)


That's one of Despair's classics!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

I have a collection of the desktop demotivators. And naturally I have one of their coffee mugs - you can probably guess which one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)

293 285 fucking sucks.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM (K+XVx)

Hmmm. This is not a very common sentiment here on this blog. But to each his own.

----> that's an unforced error on my part

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (K+XVx)

294
IIRC, Silverado is currently in amazon prime video's free rotation

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (TLBVO)

295 Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)

I'm in.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

296 217 For instance, Scott Adams tweeted earlier that he basically expects the Venezuelan Smartmatic eyewitness to be a Dem plant designed to undermine the legal effort (I have no idea if he is serious, or just saying this).
Posted by: Politics Ain't Tiddlyw

--->

you know, the whole dominion thing seemed to me like a complete diversion, focus on mail-in ballot fraud.

But dominion started acting squirrely
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (K+XVx)

Rhomboid asked me for my thumbnail sketch of why I felt confident about Trump's chances. I went a little long yesterday, but I can give a shorter version now:

The elites cannot shoot straight. They had the FBI, CIA, Five Eyes, Congress, a Special Prosecutor, and a supine MSM all lined up to take Trump out with Russian Collusion, and they missed the King.

This election operation became too big to contain. Too many players means many chances to screw up, and they can't keep everyone quiet.

Sidney has the goods.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (QhOG6)

297 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5pbhcms
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (KuT6N)

LOL.

Procrastination pays off sometimes. I hadn't yet made any travel plans for this year, so I didn't need to cancel anything after the rona hit.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (9hauA)

298
I have a collection of the desktop demotivators. And naturally I have one of their coffee mugs - you can probably guess which one.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)


My favorite?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

299 This really sucks, it's fucking horrible to imagine in 60 days some sad sack dipshit, who is going to be sent off to the glue factory at the first opportunity, is going to be taking the oath of office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (qEjZn)


On the bright side, anyone who still has her pussy hat from 2017 can wear it to the Inauguration. For Tara Reade.

I still have hope that truth will prevail and Trump will get his deserved second term.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (4JM5Y)

300 Also do an image search for "Apollo 10 transcript." The one I'm thinking of will probably be among the first results.
Posted by: AF at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (S8ePJ)


Is that the "it's not one of mine" one?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)

301 My classical choir's 2 concerts (actually 4, 2 each twice a year) were cancelled this year. And choir rehearsals and performances were highlights of my life.



Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)


isn't it hard singing beethoven, other than the 9th?

is it singing or humming

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (4Jold)

302 It is my solemn duty to inform you that the Hanoi Jane target no longer graces the urinal at New Hudson Inn, down the road from Huron Valley Guns.

It's very likely someone just took it right out of there. Which - eeew.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

A pic of AOC with her donkey-chompers agape would make a fine replacement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (6HUM8)

303 Is that the "it's not one of mine" one?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)


Yes, lol.

Posted by: AF at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (S8ePJ)

304 Our media :

https://tinyurl.com/y3m47zw2

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (4inJc)

305 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)


I missed The High Kings St Patrick's Day concert this year thanks to Chy-Nah!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (2C38g)

306 Anyone?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (OssQ4)

307 And naturally I have one of their coffee mugs - you can probably guess which one.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)

Do tell.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)

308 This one is also funny:

GIVE UP
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)

309 A pic of AOC with her donkey-chompers agape would make a fine replacement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (6HUM


It would, wouldn't it.

Still, tradition. A proper roadhouse must have a Hanoi Jane urinal target. It's in the Constitution or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

310 >>> Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:00 PM

I like that one. I also like the one that went:

Meetings
Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l6b3d)

311 267 I must say about Pennsylvania though, there is NO WAY the judge should have approved the withdrawal of the President's counsel the way they did. I do not care what kind of pressure or threats they were under, they knew it would get rough when they took the job.

Also, the federal judge's legal reasoning was non-existent. "You can't disenfranchise people" is not a legal argument. Throwing out tainted votes absolutely is the remedy for illegal behavior on the part of the state/localities. The judge does not say there was not illegal behavior.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:01 PM (946rW)

I take heart in the fact that the Obama judge dispensed with it quickly, and didn't run out the clock. To me, that means that while he's bought and paid for, he doesn't want to be left holding the bag for when this goes to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (QhOG6)

312 I picked up a few UCO candle lanterns. This house has electric heat. We do get freezing rain storms here that can knock out power. I really wanted a light source that would provide some heat. Kerosene lamps do that. The Aladdins really put out a lot of heat. And I have a Coleman 2 burner propane stove, now with cannisters so I can use it. I even have a couple of firewood bundles to use in the fireplace. I am trying not to go overboard but do feel better with these things in place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (YynYJ)

313 https://tinyurl.com/y3m47zw2
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (4inJc)

Very professional.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)

314 I think it would be a hoot for have a MoMe at Put-in-Bay (the Key West of the great lakes)

best bet would be the weekend after Labor Day, the island shouldn't be as crowded but everything should still be open

there's a state park on the island what has campsites, so there's a potential for a thermal event
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)

I've spent plenty of time there. It would be a wonderful time.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (Rz2Nc)

315
Procrastination pays off sometimes. I hadn't yet made any travel plans for this year, so I didn't need to cancel anything after the rona hit.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (9hauA)


I have so many airline credits I can't keep them straight.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

316
This really sucks, it's fucking horrible to imagine in 60 days some
sad sack dipshit, who is going to be sent off to the glue factory at the
first opportunity, is going to be taking the oath of office.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (qEjZn)


Don't imagine it Thomas.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (946rW)

317 298
I have a collection of the desktop demotivators. And naturally I have one of their coffee mugs - you can probably guess which one.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)


My favorite?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

318 Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l6b3d)


*raises hand timidly*

I am.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

319 'How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

Tombstone. I've already commented on it.

But I love watching Gunsmoke with my dear Dad. He's got non-Alzheimer's dementia. He laughs at my MST style quips. I can't help it.

Still, I've learned that Gunsmoke is a really good show.

Gotta call Mom and Dad tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

320 314 I think it would be a hoot for have a MoMe at Put-in-Bay (the Key West of the great lakes)

best bet would be the weekend after Labor Day, the island shouldn't be as crowded but everything should still be open

there's a state park on the island what has campsites, so there's a potential for a thermal event
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (TLBVO)

I've spent plenty of time there. It would be a wonderful time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (Rz2Nc)


I'll go! I love PIB.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

321 I saw Flying Putrid Whale Blubber at CBGB in 78

Posted by: db at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (E0PSG)

322 After Jenna tweeted Frank Luntz has a micropenis syndrome, I wonder what else is on those servers and will be declassified later on.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (ZbGAp)

323 Thanks Buck! Love your thread, but I do miss the Saturday Night Joke. You saved the day with the quotations from Lee Trevino. BTW. With money I earned as paperboy, I bought my father a Pocket Fisherman. I was impressed by the scale to weigh the fish.

Posted by: Locke Common at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (Nk+xv)

324 Actually, any western with Seleck and/or Sam Elliott should be on your list.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM (7EjX1)


Yeah, he's got a voice and face made for westerns. But, shit for brains in politics:

CNN Oct 21, 2020 Actor Sam Elliott narrated an ad for Joe Biden's presidential campaign that aired on Tuesday during the first game of the World Series.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (F0YaR)

325 It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

I figured it would be in the pessimism section.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)

326 Procrastination
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

Oddly enough procrastination has paid off for me. At some jobs the project is so ill defined that the business and project managers have no idea how to start. So instead of cranking out documentation just to rewrite it because they are pulling ideas out of their ass every couple of weeks, I do some general boiler plate stuff and read the HQ.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (6yYEv)

327 There is a superb stature of Ronnie James Dio in Bulgaria.

Posted by: Chris W at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (ENWT/)

328
*raises hand timidly*

I am.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (t+qrx)


You're definitely one of the smart ones.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

329 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?

===

I miss many things.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (zr5Kq)

330 Anyone?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (OssQ4)

Sorry, Taqiyyologist. I can never figure that out. LCD posted a link to a site he uses but I don't have it bookmarked here, it's on my work computer.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (KuT6N)

331 Anyone?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (OssQ4)

are you using an Apple device with "smart punctuation"? Turn that shit off.

Read through your copy. If you see "smart quotes", the curly kind, replace them with straight quotes off your keyboard. Same for apostrophes. Look for extra-long dashes, called "em dashes", replace with the short one from your keyboard. Any non-keyboard characters left? Replace with something from the keyboard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (6HUM8)

332 I take heart in the fact that the Obama judge dispensed with it quickly, and didn't run out the clock. To me, that means that while he's bought and paid for, he doesn't want to be left holding the bag for when this goes to SCOTUS.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

-------> I think the judge really couldn't help write a snotty opinion to slam trump as soon as possible.

Trump's voters don't want to be disenfranchised by the voter fraud veto power of a couple of cities.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (K+XVx)

333 "How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

Does Firefly count?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)

334 So instead of cranking out documentation just to rewrite it because they are pulling ideas out of their ass every couple of weeks, I do some general boiler plate stuff and read the HQ.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (6yYEv)

Excellent use of your time, especially the 2nd thing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (9hauA)

335 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W, C. Fields

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (2C38g)

336
It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)


Throw that piece of shit away!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

337 126 Would be fun to see someone carry the heated "Christmas Story" feud over into an all-night imbroglio. That is, someone not from Ohio.
Posted by: Caliban at November 21, 2020 10:14 PM (HgGBT)

A friend was shocked that I hadn't ever seen A Christmas Story and insisted that I watch it with him in 2014. I thought it had some very funny moments, and found it quite charming overall.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 10:33 PM (5FCda)

Bob Clark directed A Christmas Story and Porky's. Probably can't find two more dissimilar films in a director's oeuvre.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (QhOG6)

338 My oldest made up a word when he was younger referring to something he screwed up, saying he "conched" it. We use it from time to time to get a chuckle.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (KnJdm)

339 Okay then.

Did anyone see what Lin Wood said, the transcript of which is over at Gateway Pundit? Pixy won't let me paste it here, because it contains inscrutable things other than plain text.

He's going into the pedo and Satanism thing. While that's all true, should he really be focusing on anything else but the re-election of DJT right now?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (OssQ4)

340 286
I would like to see Bill Barr go after the disgusting goons in the "Lincoln Project," but I'll be thrilled to get a SCOTUS smackdown of all these states enacting unconstitutional voting schemes. Killing mail in voting would be icing on the cake.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (YkawN)

Justice Thomas agrees with you on killing mail in voting.

Let's see how persuasive he is with Alito (possibly), and the 3 newbies.

Cause they ARE going to rule against the PA SOS.

It's just a matter of how far they are willing to go with that ruling.

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (4pK1/)

341 My favorite western scene is in 'She Wore A Yellow Ribbon' where they bury 'Trooper Smith' with the (Union) army captain's wife making a rebel flag using her own red personals to the burial with confederate honors...we could use some of that reconciliation now.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (7MrNp)

342 What kind of text are we talkin' here, Taqiy?

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (J7U/R)

343 Taqquiyologist, apostrophes from other sites can also be problematic.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)

344 There is another famous Throckmorton in the case U.S. v. Throckmorton, which may prove handy in the coming days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (KnJdm)

345 325 It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

I figured it would be in the pessimism section.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)

I'm in recovery. But I still think it's hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (nakwk)

346 "The Searchers" and if it isn't yours, you need therapy and glasses.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (nmRVs)

347 Silverado is just plain fun and has that wonderful sound track and fantastic photography. And it has those immortal lines:

You're wraring my hat.

I hope your fingers aren't ticklng my ivory handled Colt.

Besides, Brian Dennehy has dual roles. He is the bad guy and gets to play the town of Turley.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (7EjX1)

348 142 wall street bull is best statue ever, maybe
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 10:35 PM (4Jold)

and the little girl facing him down is probably the most ridiculous......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (7MrNp)

349 Here's the link.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ksgr2p

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (OssQ4)

350 179 I got hubs a pair of socks for Christmas last year that say, "This Meeting is Bullshit."
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 10:39 PM (KuT6N)

I have GOT to get me some of those.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 10:45 PM (nakwk)

Late. As usual. Whe one of my 27-odd experienced professional engineers gives me any shit at all about his/her product status... i force them to attend every single meeting i go to in order to respond to random stupid queries about their product/task.

Once i punish one or two shit heads, word of mouth travels at light speed and, voila, i get status i can use to stand between the cats and the executives. Stupid little shits still resent it, so i run a roster of duty so one of them always has to answer to everyone else's product/task.

They hate me at first, but then, i have the lowest turnover in the contract and a waiting list to compete for vancancies.

Folow the recipe, and i'll charge a machinegun nest for you. Try to eff me over, and you're the one with the flame thrower stalking the sniper nest.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (VcFUs)

351 345 325 It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

I figured it would be in the pessimism section.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)

I'm in recovery. But I still think it's hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (nakwk)

---------------------------------

I figured it'd be "I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead", given your nic and all...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (CAJOC)

352 Damn. I'm late and Anonymous Guy in Ca just stole my favorite scene. But it's a damn good scene.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (VNmG1)

353 "How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

Does Firefly count?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)


Nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (t+qrx)

354 I'm in recovery. But I still think it's hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (nakwk)

I think so, too, and I'm generally an optimist.

What I really want is a Nood mug, and I don't seem to be able to win one at a MoMe.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

355 335
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

W, C. Fields

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (2C38g)

If at first you don't succeed, plead ignorance, blame someone else, then make counter accusations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KnJdm)

356 "How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

Does Firefly count?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)

Nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (t+qrx)

Agree.

And. Yes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)

357 He's going into the pedo and Satanism thing. While that's all true, should he really be focusing on anything else but the re-election of DJT right now?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (OssQ4)

Gateway Pundit, best to just avoid that site. It's OK if Lin Wood is a kook. I don't think he's working with any of the serious cases.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (YkawN)

358 "How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"



Does Firefly count?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)


I would vote for Firefly too. My very favorite western though is not a movie or a TV show. It is a book called Warlock by Oakley Hall.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (946rW)

359 ..{{{Jim}}}

Hope all is well with you in Galveston!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)



Thank you, kind lady. I'm doing well enough here, just resting and recovering after constructionating a new back porch railing.

Painting it, tomorrow. *sigh*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. you can make your own Demotivator Posters, at depressories.com

You supply the picture, words and spacing.

They have the formatting, color palates, font selection and sizing.

And then you can order a copy of the poster you just made, or coffee mugs, and much all else, besides.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

360
GIVE UP
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:08 PM (9hauA)


I LOVE that one!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

361 What I really want is a Nood mug, and I don't seem to be able to win one at a MoMe.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

You haven't bribed the right people.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (nakwk)

362 No idea, Zettai. I tried. Then I tried scrutinizing the quote for smart characters. Then I tried an HTML to ASCII converter. Then I said, ah fuck it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (OssQ4)

363 Folow the recipe, and i'll charge a machinegun nest for you. Try to eff me over, and you're the one with the flame thrower stalking the sniper nest.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (VcFUs)

I need to adopt your attitude. I'm too nice to my people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)

364 It's hard not to love Tombstone. I think my favorite western is Unforgiven though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2020 11:18 PM (H5knJ)

365 "How about y'all? What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

Does Firefly count?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


No, it's a Christmas movie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 21, 2020 11:18 PM (LPnfS)

366 287 Emmie - email rec'd.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 11:04 PM (NJ+n1)


Thanks!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 21, 2020 11:18 PM (4JM5Y)

367 Gateway Pundit, best to just avoid that site. It's
OK if Lin Wood is a kook. I don't think he's working with any of the
serious cases.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (YkawN)

If Lin Wood is a kook, he is a talented kook who gets things done in court.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:18 PM (946rW)

368 Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (F0YaR)

Never ever forget that the essential craft of an actor is to read other people's words for money!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:18 PM (2C38g)

369 Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (QhOG6)

That's where I'm at, too. And as long as the Supreme Court doesn't chicken out, I think PDT wins this.

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (9UmRs)

370 He's going into the pedo and Satanism thing. While
that's all true, should he really be focusing on anything else but the
re-election of DJT right now?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (OssQ4)

I don't know what they know or can prove.
It might be of value in terms of keeping the enemy off balance, not knowing whose secrets are about to get out.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (kOpft)

371 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

You haven't bribed the right people.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (nakwk)

Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?

She was sweet enough to give me a moron cookbook as a consolation (read: what a loser) prize at the NoVaMoMe after I failed to win anything at the raffle.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (9hauA)

372 If at first you don't succeed, plead ignorance, blame someone else, then make counter accusations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KnJdm)


That could have been written by Hillary Clinton. Maybe she did write it, but I never wasted my time reading her book.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (ldL4g)

373 There's a Pocket Fisherman in one of the sheds. I think it's still a virgin.

Now, for your edification and enjoyment, I present some actual news!

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That's up to the minute results on Kevin Williamson's latest turd of a book at Amazon.

You're all welcome.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (F0YaR)

374 What I really want is a Nood mug, and I don't seem to be able to win one at a MoMe.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

I have one!

*gloats*

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (KuT6N)

375 Here's the link.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ksgr2p

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM



So... "Every lie will be revealed...paedophilia and satanic worship"



Actually, I'm not surprised at all...

(Please let this be real!)

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (J7U/R)

376 I know. I'll bribe bluebell with a jewel-encrusted shiv.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)

377 374 What I really want is a Nood mug, and I don't seem to be able to win one at a MoMe.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

I have one!

*gloats*
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (KuT6N



Me too!

*gloats*

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)

378 305 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

I missed The High Kings St Patrick's Day concert this year thanks to Chy-Nah!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:07 PM (2C38g)

I listen to a British BBC-wannabe station - Monocle. They were making fun of Van Morrison wanting to end these lockdowns and go back to live music. He even wrote a couple of songs about it.

Andrew Mueller, the dyspeptic host of this particular show, went to great lengths to mock Van's efforts. For a guy that says he spent a lot of time in the music scene, his rants and his disrespect of a legendary artist were quite disgusting to me. He, of all people, should know the value of live music.

I hope Van the Man gets the last laugh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (QhOG6)

379 I have one!

*gloats*
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (KuT6N)

*pouts*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)

380 372
If at first you don't succeed, plead ignorance, blame someone else, then make counter accusations.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KnJdm)



That could have been written by Hillary Clinton. Maybe she did write it, but I never wasted my time reading her book.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (ldL4g)

It's spin on an old IT flowchart joke about screwing something up, did anybody see you, etc.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (KnJdm)

381 371 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

You haven't bribed the right people.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (nakwk)

Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?

She was sweet enough to give me a moron cookbook as a consolation (read: what a loser) prize at the NoVaMoMe after I failed to win anything at the raffle.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (9hauA)

-----------------------------

Didn't you read the post? Get her a Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (CAJOC)

382 Frank Luntz overcompensates with a girthy toupee.

Posted by: Elliot M. at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (ylsx2)

383 Deny Everything!

Blame Someone Else!

Make Counter-Accusations!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (2C38g)

384 Gateway Pundit, best to just avoid that site. It's
OK if Lin Wood is a kook. I don't think he's working with any of the
serious cases.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (YkawN)

FWIW I listened to Bannon's show from this morning (which someone linked in an earlier thread). Lin Wood isn't apparently on Trump's payroll, the suits he's involved with are for citizens of Georgia. Obviously there's some coordination going on.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (kOpft)

385 Does Jeffrey Toobin have a pocket fisherman?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (IpyIE)

386 I'm not saying I believe Lin Wood is a kook. If he is, then so am i., on the whole globopedo Satan cabal. Thats all real. I'm just not sure right now is the right time for him to be going there.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:22 PM (OssQ4)

387 Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?


Running Cell Block D with an iron fist.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:22 PM (nakwk)

388 But I love watching Gunsmoke with my dear Dad. He's got non-Alzheimer's dementia. He laughs at my MST style quips. I can't help it.

Still, I've learned that Gunsmoke is a really good show.

Gotta call Mom and Dad tomorrow.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

My dad had that. Has your dad gone through the paranoia stage?

Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (9UmRs)

389 Did anyone see what Lin Wood said, the transcript of which is over at Gateway Pundit? Pixy won't let me paste it here, because it contains inscrutable things other than plain text.

He's going into the pedo and Satanism thing. While that's all true, should he really be focusing on anything else but the re-election of DJT right now?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:13 PM (OssQ4)

Yep, I saw it.

Who here would be surprised if he were right?

And he's not on Trump's legal team.

He has his own lawsuit making its way through the courts. That is the case involving the consent decree that sh**stain Raffensperger signed on to with the GA Dem Party, the DNCC, and the DNSC to change GA election law.

This is complete disregard for the US Constitution, which says only state legislatures can make federal election law. And the GA Constitution, which says only the GA State Assembly can make GA election law.

IIRC, Wood said the the judge who initially ruled on his case said he didn't have standing as a GA resident.

I will never understand why we as citizens have no standing when the powers that be destroy our voting voices.

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (4pK1/)

390 387
Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?





Running Cell Block D with an iron fist.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:22 PM (nakwk)

Fresh meat?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KnJdm)

391 That Lucy statue looks more like the Globogym chick from Dodgeball.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (qrrGX)

392 Didn't you read the post? Get her a Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:21 PM (CAJOC)

She may shiv *me* if I do that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

393 362 No idea, Zettai. I tried. Then I tried scrutinizing the quote for smart characters. Then I tried an HTML to ASCII converter. Then I said, ah fuck it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (OssQ4)



Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)

394 I think it's weird that Frank Luntz (the pollster) is specifically mentioned on Hunter B.'s laptop ... reminding Hunter B. that he told everyone Biden beat Ryan in the debate, when everybody (including him) knew that Ryan had won.

Yet I haven't seen anyone in the media point that out ... especially after all of the polls predicted "a massive blue wave".

These people are some slick grifters.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM (LPnfS)

395 Fresh meat?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KnJdm)

C'mon flounder...

It's FRESH FISH

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (BgMrQ)

396 305 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

Not really, but I'm a home body. I just go between our country house and lake house, and do grocery shopping and tractor supply. Occasional flea market to check for gubs I like, and check for ammo.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)

397 393
362 No idea, Zettai. I tried. Then I tried scrutinizing the quote for
smart characters. Then I tried an HTML to ASCII converter. Then I said,
ah fuck it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (OssQ4)





Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)

Aside from the Irish, that is.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (KnJdm)

398 Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM

I may have missed one. What about italics?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (OssQ4)

399 Taqiyyologist , you can try this, but it doesn't work for everything.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)

400 Fresh meat?


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner



Not betting against that banker guy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (nmRVs)

401 Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?

I'm working on a shiv made from human bone. So she can get through airport security.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7Y5nA)

402 The KarenWaffe and the Gestapo have to be put on notice we're not going to take their 'we're just following orders' shit anymore.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 10:54 PM (ldL4g)

Judgement at Nuremberg (1961) with Spencer Tracy depicts what happened to those who 'just followed orders'

Shows what happened to Colonel Klink and his buddies after the war....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7MrNp)

403 390 387
Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?





Running Cell Block D with an iron fist.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:22 PM (nakwk)

Fresh meat?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KnJdm)

Fresh fish.

Don't take anything from her. Before you know it she's turning you out for smokes from the other inmates.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (nakwk)

404 398 Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM

I may have missed one. What about italics?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (OssQ4)



Point them at some spaghetti and they'll stay out of your way.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (vMCab)

405 377 374 What I really want is a Nood mug, and I don't seem to be able to win one at a MoMe.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

I have one!

*gloats*
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 21, 2020 11:19 PM (KuT6N


Me too!

*gloats*
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)


Braggarts.

I want one, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

406 For taqqiyologist:

Attorney Lin Wood: So the Supreme Court is being aligned. They Department of Defense was recently realigned by the president. Take a look at how he put in place, a cyberterrorism and terrorism expert. As I said look at what he did in 2018 with the executive order to deal with foreign interference in our national elections. Look, I'd like to see in a perfect world, John Durham's report come out and people go to jail. I'd like to see Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and a lot of people go to jail. I'd like to see what's on Hunter Biden's laptop. I'd like to see those people go to jail. I'd like to see what's on Anthony Weiner's laptop. I'd like to see a lot of people go to jail. And then when we get to the final phase of the election fraud I'd like to see people go to jail. The one thing I'll say is there'll be an intermingling. There will be people going to jail I believe who are involved in all of those or some of those same investigations. So there is potentially a great awakening. The truth has to come out. I believe it will. I do not think that you can hide the truth. I do say it and I believe it, every lie will be revealed. This country's going to be shocked when the find the truth about who's been occupying the Oval Office for some periods of years. They're going to be shocked at the level of pedophilia. They are going to be shocked at what I believe is going to be a revelation in terms of people who are engaged in satanic worship.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (6HUM8)

407 401
Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?



I'm working on a shiv made from human bone. So she can get through airport security.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7Y5nA)

See? Now THAT is a truly thoughtful gift.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (KnJdm)

408
I need to adopt your attitude. I'm too nice to my people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)


They may be 60 and eligible for retirement, bit at heart, every damned one of them is still an insecure 7th grade kid.

I won't work overtime for any if them, unless they truly need it, and they all, bar none know i will stand between them, and an executive over a sneeze versus throwing them under a bus.


I kinda learned this as a 20 year old e5 in the army, but it really got solidified when i became a warrant officer and then began to lead big money IRAD projects for the war mongering military idutrial complex. Now. Now, i'm hiding in a small dollar contract at mda. I got a handful of senior executives scalp hunting my ass for division fire fighting.

Just need to keep my head down for another five years and they can fook off.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (VcFUs)

409 Bookmarked, thanks Hogmartin!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (OssQ4)

410 https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)

Wow, you have a solution for everything.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (9hauA)

411 410 https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)

Wow, you have a solution for everything.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (9hauA)

*sulks*

Posted by: Precipitate at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (nakwk)

412 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

May not be "live" live, but I'm bingeing a whole lot of Tuba Skinny on YouTube.

They seem to be the Greatful Dead of New Orleans Jazz.

They have all sorts of live concerts posted by regular old schmoe's.

Just great to listen too. If they can't get your feet dancing, you're dead!

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)

413 and they all, bar none know i will stand between them, and an executive over a sneeze versus throwing them under a bus.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (VcFUs)

This is so important. Good on you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (9hauA)

414 The rest of the 'conservative' wing are less clear, but Alito and Thomas will have some sway with them (except maybe Roberts, who will go with the majority if it's obvious he isn't the swing vote).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

If that's the case, then we can expect Dred Justice Roberts to take the opinion-writing task away from Thomas, and craft some sort of 'it's a tax' opinion that will attempt to save the malefactors' bacon.

I'd love to be proven wrong about that. I pray that Roberts sees that all of his efforts to 'protect' the reputation of SCOTUS will be for naught if Biden gets in the Oval.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (QhOG6)

415 Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)


This one time, I went through a quoted text and fixed all those but still wasn't able to post the comment. Found out by accident there was this '...' that wasn't three separate dots but one character. What friggin' keyboard has that?

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (ldL4g)

416 411
410 https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)



Wow, you have a solution for everything.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (9hauA)



*sulks*

Posted by: Precipitate at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (nakwk)

Try not to hate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (KnJdm)

417 Are you sure you want to submit this form again?

Posted by: Rex B at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (q7ozR)

418 The best thing about Lonesome Dove is that I was halfway through the first episode before recognized Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duval.

Holy shit that was good casting.

I fooking love that show. Gonna have to watch it again.

Also one of my top ten favorite novels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

419 Damn!

Posted by: Rex B at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (q7ozR)

420 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)


Kind of. I've got enough cds and downloads to last me forever but there's something about seeing my faves in a club...

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (y7DUB)

421 412 243 Is anyone else missing live music like crazy?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 10:57 PM (Z+1Ng)

May not be "live" live, but I'm bingeing a whole lot of Tuba Skinny on YouTube.

They seem to be the Greatful Dead of New Orleans Jazz.

They have all sorts of live concerts posted by regular old schmoe's.

Just great to listen too. If they can't get your feet dancing, you're dead!
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)



That's a bit cruel.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (vMCab)

422 and the little girl facing him down is probably the most ridiculous......
Posted by: Anonymous Guy i



yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (4Jold)

423 What's shaken here folks?
I'm looking at 2 days off in a row, unusual and welcomed.

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (6mykt)

424 https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM



I'd not seen that before... Cool!

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 11:30 PM (J7U/R)

425 Wow, you have a solution for everything.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:27 PM (9hauA)

*sulks*
Posted by: Precipitate at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (nakwk)

Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:30 PM (9hauA)

426 415 Quotes, apostrophes and hyphens are the main culprits.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:24 PM (vMCab)

This one time, I went through a quoted text and fixed all those but still wasn't able to post the comment. Found out by accident there was this '...' that wasn't three separate dots but one character. What friggin' keyboard has that?
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (ldL4g)



Oh yeah that too. Some browsers automatically convert the elipses into a single character now.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:30 PM (vMCab)

427 I want a mug that says

SPONGE!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:30 PM (x8Wzq)

428 This one time, I went through a quoted text and fixed all those but still wasn't able to post the comment. Found out by accident there was this '...' that wasn't three separate dots but one character. What friggin' keyboard has that?
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (ldL4g)
--------
My Kindle can do that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 21, 2020 11:30 PM (Uhu8A)

429 I may have missed one. What about italics?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:25 PM (OssQ4)

Point them at some spaghetti and they'll stay out of your way.
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (vMCab)


It's not technically a third world country, but nobody has told the Italicans.

Posted by: P. J. O'Rourke at November 21, 2020 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

430 Lucille Ball is a great American.
At a time in America's history when college campuses were full of free love and hate America and hate our men in arms she pushed the first season and forced the second season of Star Trek.

Big deal? Yes, every show was a morality tale espousing and pushing America and American values in an attractive presentation that would stick in the viewers minds for time to come.

If she were alive today she would be on stage with President Trump or in Hollywood slaying communists.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:31 PM (CZm2G)

431 Just great to listen too. If they can't get your feet dancing, you're dead!
Posted by: Andy Dufresne at November 21, 2020 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)


That's a bit cruel.
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (vMCab)

Sorry Buzz...

It's so joyous, it'll raise the dead!!!

Posted by: browndog at November 21, 2020 11:32 PM (BgMrQ)

432 Insom, I'm going to rat you out to bluebell about all your slander against her.

You will have to watch your back constantly for the rest of your life.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)

433 But dominion started acting squirrely
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 10:52 PM

Yeah, right after the Frankfurt raid, and the Serbians deleted Linked-In accounts; then the DOJ plane went to YYZ, and Dominion closed up shop there; followed by skedaddling their PA court appearance.

Posted by: Definitely the loose end at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (BBWrU)

434 423 What's shaken here folks?
I'm looking at 2 days off in a row, unusual and welcomed.
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (6mykt)

Hey Farmer!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (nakwk)

435 Yep, AOP, thanks. That's what I tried to post.

If nobody in the media took him seriously before, this certainly doesn't help. Now they will say he's "one of those QAnon freaks".

More power to him, I guess. If he wants to fight that battle while also winning this for Trump, who am I to say he can't do it?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (OssQ4)

436 Some auto-correctors also turn double hyphens into em-dashes, which Minx 0.7 alpha won't like.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (t+qrx)

437 Sure are a lot of potatoes in that first picture.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (/Dgcm)

438 Rule No. 1: "Touch my kids, you suffer."



All other rules derive therefrom.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2020 10:51 PM (1YlHz)


Gropin' Joe Biden: What about sniffing them? Asking for a...you know...go...you know....the thing...

Posted by: TheQuietMan




*lightly presses shotgun up against door*

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (1YlHz)

439 Best western tv show ever: Have Gun, Will Travel. Guns, great writing, guns, humor, assumes the audience is literate. Quotes the Bible, classic philosophy, Shakespeare, and poetry. All while shooting the bad guys. I have the series on DVD.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2020 11:34 PM (7EjX1)

440 it's fucking horrible to imagine in 60 days some
sad sack dipshit, who is going to be sent off to the glue factory at the first opportunity, is going to be taking the oath of office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2020 10:58 PM (qEjZn)
Don't imagine it Thomas.
Posted by: redbanzai


I never thought I'd use this word in a sentence, but it is time to reimagine the President-elect.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 21, 2020 11:34 PM (qrrGX)

441 About those 138,000 identical names in Michigan and Pennsylvania voter rolls with
identical birth dates. I am willing to wager 100 Quatloos that nobody is
going to be able to find all of those people in either of those two
states. I'll also wager an additional 100 Quatloos that those people can
be found in California. When the democrats needed extra voters in those
states I'll bet they just went to the most convenient list they had.

Somebody might want to check if those same voters are in Wisconsin, Georgia, and Virginia also.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2020 11:35 PM (Wf/fS)

442 Lucille Ball is a great American.
At a time in America's history when college campuses were full of free love and hate America and hate our men in arms she pushed the first season and forced the second season of Star Trek.

Big deal? Yes, every show was a morality tale espousing and pushing America and American values in an attractive presentation that would stick in the viewers minds for time to come.

If she were alive today she would be on stage with President Trump or in Hollywood slaying communists.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:31 PM (CZm2G)


The episode with the Yangs and the Khoms, 'The Omega Glory'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:35 PM (ldL4g)

443 "What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"

1) High Noon*

2) McCabe and Mrs. Miller **

*Lost the Best Picture Oscar to... "Under the Big Top"! (about elephants & a circus fire). Hooray For Hollywood, eh?

** A nuanced, skeptical re-imagining of High Noon.

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (Cssks)

444 Your heels were higher is a great line.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (+hNEM)

445 If that's the case, then we can expect Dred Justice
Roberts to take the opinion-writing task away from Thomas, and craft
some sort of 'it's a tax' opinion that will attempt to save the
malefactors' bacon.



I'd love to be proven wrong about that. I pray that Roberts sees
that all of his efforts to 'protect' the reputation of SCOTUS will be
for naught if Biden gets in the Oval.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (QhOG6)

He can only do that if he votes for all parts of the ruling with the majority. That will REALLY limit his ability to limit the ruling. If he tried for a lesser opinion, we will get a majority opinion of the 5 conservatives (possibly written by Thomas, possibly by Alito) and a concurring opinion by Roberts that would not take away the binding nature of the majority opinion.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (946rW)

446 Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?

I'm working on a shiv made from human bone. So she can get through airport security.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

See? Now THAT is a truly thoughtful gift.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Also nice to see our resident cannibal using the whole human.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (P1f+c)

447 I never thought I'd use this word in a sentence, but it is time to reimagine the President-elect.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 21, 2020 11:34 PM (qrrGX)


Starting with mandatory minimum sentencing for anyone using bullshit letterhead and seals of the fictitious and risible "Office of the President Elect of the United States", like a fucking juvenile playing imagination dress-up games in kindergarten.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

448 The Lucille Ball statue is basically the story of life - just reverse the pictures.

On the right: what you thought you looked like.

On the left: what you realize you look like after seeing a photograph of yourself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)

449 Gabe Malor, this blog's version of Allahpundit before he walked away and Ace said "Well... Bye" now is calling us "2020 Election Truthers" and laments we'll never going away

For those of you who came here after 2016, Gabe was a master of hissy fits who banned people who got through his ultra-thin skin.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

450 Starting with mandatory minimum sentencing for anyone using bullshit letterhead and seals of the fictitious and risible "Office of the President Elect of the United States", like a fucking juvenile playing imagination dress-up games in kindergarten.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

Obama started it. Biden is just plagiarizing, as usual.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:38 PM (9hauA)

451 I've been shifting to getting up earlier. Which is fun when it's still dark. For certain values of 'fun.'

So, I'm sitting here late, scanning comments. I can shut one eye and let that brain sleep, and then switch eyes and let the other brain sleep, but when I find that my open eye winks closed and stays that way, I figure it's time to jump ship and hit the dreamland beach.

Carry on my wayward sons & daughters - I yam outofit.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 21, 2020 11:38 PM (NJ+n1)

452 I'm out.

Good night, Horde.

And rest in peace, Chavez the Hugo.

I owe you a glass of bourbon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)

453 Not a "word" as such, but there's a phrase we often use. My niece had never been to farm country and on her first trip in late fall asked about all the farmers out scraping the fields. My brother-in-law perfectly dead-panned "It's scraping season", which is now our go-to reply when someone asks a stupid question or an out-of-left-field question you just don't know how to answer.

Posted by: Art Carlson at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (Qc93U)

454 Obama started it. Biden is just plagiarizing, as usual.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:38 PM (9hauA)


Oh, I remember. There is also no statue of limitations.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

455 He can only do that if he votes for all parts of the ruling with the majority. That will REALLY limit his ability to limit the ruling. If he tried for a lesser opinion, we will get a majority opinion of the 5 conservatives (possibly written by Thomas, possibly by Alito) and a concurring opinion by Roberts that would not take away the binding nature of the majority opinion.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (946rW)

Thanks for that. Makes be feel better about that aspect of SCOTUS, at least.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (QhOG6)

456 I'm going to say, every Western with Terrence Hill.

I love them all, even though they're cheesy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (OssQ4)

457 I made sure to check voter registrations for my late Grandma's name. She would've loved President Donald J. Motherfuckin Trump and the thought of someone using her identity to cast a vote for Biden made me sick.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (IpyIE)

458 Goodnight, mindful webworker!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (9hauA)

459 352 Damn. I'm late and Anonymous Guy in Ca just stole my favorite scene. But it's a damn good scene.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at November 21, 2020 11:15 PM (VNmG1)

Obviously a commenter of good taste and refinement...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (7MrNp)

460 Oh, I remember. There is also no statue of limitations.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

Your plan seems fitting to me, then.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)

461 432 Insom, I'm going to rat you out to bluebell about all your slander against her.

You will have to watch your back constantly for the rest of your life.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)

Snitch!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nakwk)

462 Your plan seems fitting to me, then.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)


Glad to have you on board.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (t+qrx)

463 Oh, I remember. There is also no statue of limitations.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

A bust or sculpture, but no statue.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (nakwk)

464 430
Lucille Ball is a great American.

At a time in America's history when college campuses were full of
free love and hate America and hate our men in arms she pushed the first
season and forced the second season of Star Trek.



Big deal? Yes, every show was a morality tale espousing and pushing
America and American values in an attractive presentation that would
stick in the viewers minds for time to come.



If she were alive today she would be on stage with President Trump or in Hollywood slaying communists.


You know she hosted CPUSA meetings in her house? When the HUAC started to look at it, she and Desi had some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (jK8Z7)

465 Snitch!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nakwk)

At least, I'm not going to be the one getting shivved from the front while he's watching his back.

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

466 Maternal grandparents and their kin used the word "ornery" all the time to describe the grandkids, except they pronounced it "ON-ree". I don't know...might've been a Missouri thing.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us! at November 21, 2020 11:42 PM (Bxk+Y)

467 "DOJ plane went to YYZ"




Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Rsh-YYZ

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2020 11:42 PM (1YlHz)

468 Oh, I remember. There is also no statue of limitations.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (t+qrx)

A bust or sculpture, but no statue.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (nakwk)


Aw, dammit.

And there's also no forehead-smacking emoji.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:42 PM (t+qrx)

469 It must have been a threat here but I totally missed it.

President Trump proclamation to restore and teach American values and true American history.

President's remarks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WGvn6N1qPE

President's Conference on American History in full:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLdpptscHs


A snippet from Dr. Allen Guelzo:

Two hundred forty four years ago from the intellectual milieu of the eighteenth century enlightenment one nation broke with this pattern identifying itself by the natural and uninalienable rights of all men as received not from some legendary leader but from the Almighty Creator Himself. Eleven years later this nation wrote a republican instrument of government that turned all of its attention to how those rights could best be secured.

In a world of fires and monarchs and serfs, where men were born as an atom of dust and women as a straw in the wind, the American Republic would bid the atom of dust become a man, the straw in the wind a woman; and both were set free to make of themselves whatever they wished or dreamed or struggled to be.

Yet, this new Republic had had its enemies. First, the monarchs, who were amused and then alarmed by it; then the romantic ideologues who found replacements for the comforting embrace of tribe in the lethal embrace of race and class.

Through these challenges our best protection has come through our history, through the remberance of a great soldier who laid down his commission rather than seize power; of a shrewd lawyer whose hand freed slaves and wiped out the Republic's ugliest birthmark; Of an enslaved man who lived to be the greatest example and the greatest preacher of self-made men, of an actor who bade the walls of tyrants come tumbling down.

In truth, history has been our only protection for we have no ethnicity, no tribe to fall back upon, only our vivid dedication to an enlightenment ideal stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone.


Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:42 PM (CZm2G)

470 For those of you who came here after 2016, Gabe was a master of hissy fits who banned people who got through his ultra-thin skin.
Posted by: kbdabear

That's goes old school, he flounced before I started commenting.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:42 PM (IpyIE)

471 He can only do that if he votes for all parts of the ruling with the majority. That will REALLY limit his ability to limit the ruling. If he tried for a lesser opinion, we will get a majority opinion of the 5 conservatives (possibly written by Thomas, possibly by Alito) and a concurring opinion by Roberts that would not take away the binding nature of the majority opinion.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:36 PM (946rW)

If Roberts isn't part of the majority, Thomas either writes the majority opinion himself, or controls who does write it. If Roberts attempts to constrain the majority opinion too much, I can see Thomas writing a blistering concurrence. Which would also serve as a scathing dissent. Alito would probably join the concurrence.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (qyH+l)

472 For those of you who came here after 2016, Gabe was a master of hissy fits who banned people who got through his ultra-thin skin.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)


Yeah. He hated talk about the Gaystapo. Funny that.

Saying he had ultra-thin skin is giving him way too much credit.

I'm sure his time at the HQ is NOT on his resume.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (ldL4g)

473 Maternal grandparents and their kin used the word "ornery" all the time to describe the grandkids, except they pronounced it "ON-ree". I don't know...might've been a Missouri thing.
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us!

I know gators is onree cuz they got so many teeth and no toothbrush.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (IpyIE)

474 Brisco County was fantastic - it managed to capture the same vibe that The Wild,Wild West (tv series, not movie) did, and Fox didn't give it enough support. It got the same treatment that Millennium and The X Files did, under that weird broadcast thinking - hey, the audience loves this, we're in the top tier of the Nielsons, and major return on advertising ... let's kill it!

And yes, Die Hard is a western, as are the original trilogy of the Star Wars films, and one could make a compelling argument for Escape From New York/Los Angeles as well. Taking it even further, while Firefly was undoubtedly a western, I'd argue that Buffy and Angel ultimately reflect that dynamic also.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (7RUXc)

475 High Noon is not only my favorite Western, it's my favorite movie of any genre, period. You can see on Gary Cooper's face that he knows he's going to die in an hour, yet he also knows that he has a duty to the town.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (jK8Z7)

476 Fact: that rhythm is Morse code for YYZ.

Pure genius.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:45 PM (OssQ4)

477 I'm sure his time at the HQ is NOT on his resume.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (ldL4g)


Let his acceptance speech on behalf of Ace be his legacy.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:45 PM (t+qrx)

478
For those of you who came here after 2016, Gabe was a master of hissy fits who banned people who got through his ultra-thin skin.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2020 11:37 PM


I believe the stylebook phrasology is "Gabe has a nice truck"

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 11:46 PM (TLBVO)

479 Let his acceptance speech on behalf of Ace be his legacy.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:45 PM (t+qrx)

Ah, I remember that.

Also, the Ungrateful Loaf of Bread.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)

480 There is also no statue of limitations.
Posted by: hogmartin

A bust or sculpture, but no statue.
Posted by: Insomniac

Aw, dammit.
And there's also no forehead-smacking emoji.
Posted by: hogmartin


I think there are two statues of limitations up there in the ONT pictures.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 21, 2020 11:47 PM (P1f+c)

481 Lucy statue looks like a piranha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 11:47 PM (+hNEM)

482 uh, - In a world of empires and monarchs and serfs

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:47 PM (CZm2G)

483 482 uh, - In a world of empires and monarchs and serfs
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:47 PM (CZm2G)

In a time of desperation, a great hero will arise...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)

484 RE: the western landscape photo/poster atop this thread

I thought at first it was the containment tower of a nuclear reactor. Swear to God.

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (Cssks)

485 430 Lucille Ball is a great American.
At a time in America's history when college campuses were full of free love and hate America and hate our men in arms she pushed the first season and forced the second season of Star Trek.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:31 PM (CZm2G)

I didn't know that. She was amazing. Star Trek was in no small measure among my motivators for choosing an engineering career. The salary didn't hurt either...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (7MrNp)

486 Good night, Horde. Thanks for the tips.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (OssQ4)

487 Everybody is talking about the awful Lucy statue, but why is that statue of Sloth from The Goonies on the list of bad statues?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:49 PM (IpyIE)

488 Lucy statue looks like a piranha.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 21, 2020 11:47 PM (+hNEM)


It's got rockabilly greaser hair.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:49 PM (t+qrx)

489 I think Skip linked to this earlier too

"On Thursday November 5th at 9:09am a large batch of 90,022 mail/absentee votes get added that has over 95% support for Biden, but total votes to go up by only 9,534, implying that in-person votes actually went down by 80,488. On its own, this is a very strange irregularity, as ballots cannot disappear, and in-person ballots cannot become mail ballots. Something is wrong in the reported data, the only question is what."

https://tinyurl.com/y64zd8zl

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 21, 2020 11:49 PM (nUhF0)

490 Well, I guess I had better go let the dog in the house. When I let her out, I checked my new garage nightlight. I put a, 0.5 watt LED bulb in the outside light fixture by the man door to the garage. It's now glimming away. Casts enough light to see to walk, and to pick the right key off the key ring to open the door, which is all I want of it. I will let it run 24/7. I tried an 8 watt LED, and it was too damned bright. I could see the end of the shop lit up from half a mile away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (6HUM8)

491 "On Thursday November 5th at 9:09am a large batch of 90,022 mail/absentee votes get added that has over 95% support for Biden, but total votes to go up by only 9,534, implying that in-person votes actually went down by 80,488. On its own, this is a very strange irregularity, as ballots cannot disappear, and in-person ballots cannot become mail ballots. Something is wrong in the reported data, the only question is what."

----

dafuqq?

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (K+XVx)

492 Faye Valentine is my anime girlfriend

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (ZfRYq)

493 The animated film Rango is one of the best western movies that most people have not seen. Hilarious!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (0OmEj)

494 At least, I'm not going to be the one getting shivved from the front while he's watching his back.

Bwahahaha!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

OK. Keep laughin'. We'll see.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (nakwk)

495 401 Does anyone know what bluebell is partial to?

I'm working on a shiv made from human bone. So she can get through airport security.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7Y5nA)

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I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.

Granted, you can't stab anyone with them, but I imagine they'd slice rather nicely.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

496 Hi blaster!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (9hauA)

497 If nobody in the media took him seriously before, this certainly doesn't help. Now they will say he's "one of those QAnon freaks".

More power to him, I guess. If he wants to fight that battle while also winning this for Trump, who am I to say he can't do it?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 21, 2020 11:33 PM (OssQ4)

People who've been warning about the New World Order have been derided as tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy freaks for years. And now here we are, on the precipice of the Great Reset.

At some point, people need to stop worrying about being called crazy by the media or anyone else. If such things really are the ravings of lunatics, why are they trying so hard to discredit them?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (5FCda)

498 Just ordered a Gadsden Flag to fly over my house.

I'll put the stars and stripes up when Trump is officially reelected. Until then, don't tread on me.

Posted by: pmurT at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (ojwvu)

499 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)


Chipped glass.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

500 497 If nobody in the media took him seriously before, this certainly doesn't help. Now they will say he's "one of those QAnon freaks".

--->

I tend to believe the left coordinates and telegraphs their plans. So, you can see things in the debates, whether from 16 or 2020, where "ah, here's hillary setting up muh russia hoax" or similar things. So, the anti-Qanon stuff is interesting.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:53 PM (K+XVx)

501 At least, I'm not going to be the one getting shivved from the front while he's watching his back.

Bwahahaha!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

OK. Keep laughin'. We'll see.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:50 PM (nakwk)

Not "we". I'm a bit squeamish, so I'll probably close my eyes while it's happening.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:53 PM (9hauA)

502 457 I made sure to check voter registrations for my late Grandma's name. She would've loved President Donald J. Motherfuckin Trump and the thought of someone using her identity to cast a vote for Biden made me sick.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:39 PM (IpyIE)

My dad passed in Oct 2016 (96 y.o.). He would have loved seeing Trump win and the lib media getting all teary eyed....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:53 PM (7MrNp)

503 499 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

Chipped glass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

Sourdough hard pretzel?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (nakwk)

504 I didn't know that. She was amazing. Star Trek was in no small measure among my motivators for choosing an engineering career. The salary didn't hurt either...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (7MrNp)


IMDB:

When Kirk is about to give his demonstration on the bridge he states that the ship's computer has audio sensors that they can boost by "1 to the 4th power".

Talk about a classic math fuck up. Sounds impressive, though.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (ldL4g)

505 People who've been warning about the New World Order have been derided as tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy freaks for years. And now here we are, on the precipice of the Great Reset.

At some point, people need to stop worrying about being called crazy by the media or anyone else. If such things really are the ravings of lunatics, why are they trying so hard to discredit them?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl

I was talking with my Mom about this earlier today. 6 months ago "the great reset" and Agenda 2030 were crazy conspiracy theories, then the retard Trudeau started talking about them openly.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (IpyIE)

506 For some time neighbor down the street posted a Latinos for Trump sign in his yard.

Today, I noticed he and his neighbor are flying, matching American flags. I should ask him the vendor so that I may join in. That would make six on my block.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (CZm2G)

507 Sourdough hard pretzel?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (nakwk)


Handful of carbon and a lot of pressure (or else very small tweezers and a lot of patience).

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (t+qrx)

508 Evening chique!

It's been some days

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (ZfRYq)

509 475 Caesar N.

I love the scene where the hot-headed young Lloyd Bridges EAGERLY volunteers to fight alongside Gary Cooper... Danger be damned!... and the Marshal turns him down!

Thass the difference, right there, between the Marshal and me. I would've offered the kid everything I owned... plus my teenage daughter.

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (Cssks)

510 and I know nothing about Q, but I saw a meme, basically saying it turns out hunter was sexing something underage, anthony weiner was doing something similar...or attempting to. And the punchline was, you know, "how dare you believe conspiracy theory just based on what we do"

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (K+XVx)

511 Toothbrush...

Posted by: Zettai at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (J7U/R)

512 Gabe was a Log Cabin conservative. All log cabin, no conservative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)

513 512 Gabe was a Log Cabin conservative. All log cabin, no conservative.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)

He preferred syrup over jelly.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)

514 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

Chipped glass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)


A very sharp quill.

Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)

515 485 430 Lucille Ball is a great American.
At a time in America's history when college campuses were full of free love and hate America and hate our men in arms she pushed the first season and forced the second season of Star Trek.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2020 11:31 PM (CZm2G)

I didn't know that. She was amazing. Star Trek was in no small measure among my motivators for choosing an engineering career. The salary didn't hurt either...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 21, 2020 11:48 PM (7MrNp)

Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball pioneered the three-camera technique on their show. All future sitcoms were based on the format that the developed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (QhOG6)

516 The Great Reset vs The Great Awakening

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nUhF0)

517 512 Gabe was a Log Cabin conservative. All log cabin, no conservative.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)

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Their syrup is pretty good (if you can't get maple syrup).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (CAJOC)

518 He preferred syrup over jelly.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)

But never on french toast.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)

519 2020 Election Truther. Count me in. The election was stolen.

Posted by: cintas at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (sVmYZ)

520 414 The rest of the 'conservative' wing are less clear, but Alito and Thomas will have some sway with them (except maybe Roberts, who will go with the majority if it's obvious he isn't the swing vote).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2020 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

If that's the case, then we can expect Dred Justice Roberts to take the opinion-writing task away from Thomas, and craft some sort of 'it's a tax' opinion that will attempt to save the malefactors' bacon.

I'd love to be proven wrong about that. I pray that Roberts sees that all of his efforts to 'protect' the reputation of SCOTUS will be for naught if Biden gets in the Oval.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:29 PM (QhOG6)

The Constitution could not be more clear on state legislatures sole power to make election law.

4 of the justices already voted the right way on this before the election. If ACB is the originalist she claims to be, she joins them. period.

If that happens, Roberts joins them - for the reasons you state.

Heck, Breyer may even join that opinion, because there really is no argument to make against it that he could manipulate without looking like a complete empty-headed fool.

The other two are pretty much hopeless, Kagan being only a little less vapid than the Wide Latina.

I have this vision of Thomas striding in purposefully to the SCOTUS meeting with a copy of the Constitution in his hands.

As Thomas is a man of few words, he would read out loud, in his deep voice, Article Article I, Section 4, Clause 1.

The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof.

Anyone want to argue with that?

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (4pK1/)

521 499 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

Chipped glass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

Sourdough hard pretzel?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (nakwk)

Knitting needles. They were banned , but TSA learned not to mess with knitters(my wife is one).,talk about addiction.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

522 518 He preferred syrup over jelly.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)

But never on french toast.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)

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Not so sure. That may be why he was run out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (CAJOC)

523 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Stop reinventing our weapons!

Posted by: Sikhs with chakrams at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (P1f+c)

524 I miss live gigs.
I used to have 3 steadies in 3 different venues.
The band was largely ignored by the drinking crowd, but that was OK. It's a bar. People come there to drink and talk. It ain't Carnegie Hall.
But every now and then, people would listen and maybe applaud. Maybe even buy you a drink.
Maybe even a young lady would approach you on the break and describe how she was hanging on your every note, and how you held her in a trance while she imagined what it would be like to be with you, forever.
And then you asked her "Was that in the first set or the second set?"

Posted by: attila the unwilling at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (w7KSn)

525 Trump has wrecked the game for the Unipary. Incompetent bloodthirsty warmongers who played the country for fools for years. Masks are gone forever.

Posted by: Jmel at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (bVhJi)

526 519 2020 Election Truther. Count me in. The election was stolen.
Posted by: cintas

--->

read the link provided by--->

https://tinyurl.com/y64zd8zl

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at

Someone did the maths

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (K+XVx)

527 Their syrup is pretty good (if you can't get maple syrup).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (CAJOC)

The only non-maple syrup syrup I will use now is a syrup that a diner that's like half an hour from me makes themselves.

Also Cracker Barrel's blueberry syrup on their blueberry pancakes (mmmmm).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

528
Yeah. He hated talk about the Gaystapo. Funny that.

Saying he had ultra-thin skin is giving him way too much credit.

I'm sure his time at the HQ is NOT on his resume.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 11:44 PM (ldL4g)



His time as a lawyer shouldn't be either. Considering I and a bunch of others here were able to hand him his sorry ass on the reading of a basic California law about babysitting.

Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (vMCab)

529 They are pushing stories that Trump is secretly planning for "the day after".

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:00 AM (zr5Kq)

530 A very sharp quill.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)


Rapier wit.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:00 AM (t+qrx)

531 518 He preferred syrup over jelly.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)

But never on french toast.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)

Didn't know he shared CBD's culinary afflictions. I mean, affectations.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:00 AM (nakwk)

532 Not so sure. That may be why he was run out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (CAJOC)

Ah, so you are saying CBD probably orchestrated his exit from the blog.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)

533 514 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

Chipped glass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)


A very sharp quill.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)

A fn pencil

Posted by: John Wick at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (SxBH1)

534 523 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Stop reinventing our weapons!
Posted by: Sikhs with chakrams at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (P1f+c)

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Can't get a chakram on a plane, though, can you? Didn't think so.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (CAJOC)

535 RE: getting a sharp object onto a jetliner:

The cabin is locked now, at all times after takeoff, I believe.

What exactly would one DO with the razor-sharp CD?

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (Cssks)

536 Rapier wit.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:00 AM (t+qrx)

Carry on.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (zr5Kq)

537 509
475 Caesar N.



I love the scene where the hot-headed young Lloyd Bridges EAGERLY
volunteers to fight alongside Gary Cooper... Danger be damned!... and
the Marshal turns him down!



Thass the difference, right there, between the Marshal and me. I
would've offered the kid everything I owned... plus my teenage daughter.


Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 11:55 PM (Cssks)

My favorite is when he goes to the church to ask for volunteers and everyone's on board at first, then one by one they start thinking of reasons why they can't fight.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (jK8Z7)

538 Gabe was a Log Cabin conservative. All log cabin, no conservative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)


Gabe was a shoji screen conservative: Tissue paper thin.

The only difference between him and David French is French would pay to watch Gabe work the glory hole.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (ldL4g)

539 IHOP (haven't been there in ages) used to put a caddy of several different flavored syrups on the table.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

540 Lin Wood is not explicitly Q-Anon AFAIK, but does have #WWG1WGA listed.

Posted by: Where We Go One We Go All at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (BBWrU)

541 512 Gabe was a Log Cabin conservative. All log cabin, no conservative.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2020 11:56 PM (wPVhA)



Ever notice how there were all these posts about CPAC by Gabe when they weren't allowing GOProud into it. And then as soon as they were allowed in Gabe's yearly posts about CPAC stopped, and that group up and vanished the moment gay "marriage" was legalized. Proving that they weren't conservatives that happened to be gay but were all about pushing teh big GHEY on republicans.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (vMCab)

542 532 Not so sure. That may be why he was run out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (CAJOC)

Ah, so you are saying CBD probably orchestrated his exit from the blog.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)

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Have you ever seen CBD on the Art thread? The man is ruthless!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2020 12:03 AM (CAJOC)

543 Didn't know he shared CBD's culinary afflictions. I mean, affectations.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:00 AM (nakwk)

I really like CBD, but I find his prohibition of maple syrup on french toast... questionable.

I love me some french toast but I generally stay away from it at restaurants except on the rare occasions I decide to treat myself to some - I'm not in my 20s anymore. Which is great, except for the food thing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:03 AM (9hauA)

544 534 523 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Stop reinventing our weapons!
Posted by: Sikhs with chakrams at November 21, 2020 11:58 PM (P1f+c)

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Can't get a chakram on a plane, though, can you? Didn't think so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (CAJOC)

Can I get my chakras released on a plane?

No?

Oh.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 22, 2020 12:03 AM (QhOG6)

545 A fn pencil
Posted by: John Wick at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (SxBH1)


lol

Someone was selling bumper stickers/t-shirts/other items with

WICK 2020
WITH A FUCKING PENCIL

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:03 AM (t+qrx)

546 To Live and Die in L.A. was also a western. Come to think of it, The French Connection fits the template as well.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:03 AM (7RUXc)

547 The Great Reset vs The Great Awakening
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (nUhF0)


The Great Reset is globalist and internationalist. The Great Awakening must come from America and be spiritual and religious in nature.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:04 AM (sVmYZ)

548 IHOP (haven't been there in ages) used to put a caddy of several different flavored syrups on the table.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

Yeah. I think they have real(ish?) maple syrup, blueberry, strawberry, and maybe one other type. I make exceptions for their syrup, too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:04 AM (9hauA)

549
Lucy was also responsible for Mannix. First season was a flop, and Lucy personally retooled into the Mannix we remember.

And the Night Stalker is on MeTV -- Phil Silvers is guesting. He was getting a bit long in the tooth at that point.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 22, 2020 12:05 AM (rCwaK)

550 @Marybeth, I think in this case what you're looking for is Article II, Section 1: "Each state shall appoint, in such manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a number of electors."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (jK8Z7)

551 Heh.

One commute I had, years ago, it was known a cow would fall off the mountain and land on the road below. I'll never forget seeing a dead cow that had obviously been dragged off the road into a turnout so it wasn't blocking the road any more.

In fact, this same road, very narrow and winding, I saw a guy bounce the second flatbed of his rig off the side of the canyon. Broke the rear axle loose and the trailer was smashing against canyon wall. Fortunately, I could see what was about to happen, and backed off before the flatbed hit the canyon.

It was a hoot to watch, and the guy couldn't just stop and block traffic. He had to keep going until the next turnout. Or, at least, that's what I told him when he stopped and got out to survey the situation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (WEBkv)

552 Yeah. I think they have real(ish?) maple syrup, blueberry, strawberry, and maybe one other type. I make exceptions for their syrup, too.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

Usually it's a caramel pecan. Would recommend.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (IpyIE)

553 535 RE: getting a sharp object onto a jetliner:

The cabin is locked now, at all times after takeoff, I believe.

What exactly would one DO with the razor-sharp CD?
Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:01 AM (Cssks)

-----------------------

Shave, of course.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (CAJOC)

554 Posted by: President one term loser at November 22, 2020 12:04 AM (eV3PG)

Somewhere a glory hole is missing a mouth

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

555 553 Yeah. I think they have real(ish?) maple syrup, blueberry, strawberry, and maybe one other type. I make exceptions for their syrup, too.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

Usually it's a caramel pecan. Would recommend.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (IpyIE)

Oooo, pecan-flavored syrup is GOOOOOOD.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

556 Somebody is very sad :

"Republicans likely holding the Senate, picking up (abt) 12 seats in House, gaining a bit in state legislatures, is why it would be foolish to expect a fundamental change in GOP behavior in the near future. I wish this weren't so. But I fear it's an inconvenient truth."

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:07 AM (zr5Kq)

557 Hi y'all!

Been staying away and calling it "anger management" But I miss you all

So using ballottrax here......it says my ballot has been accepted and is available to be counted. Son's ballot was rejected because they said his signature didn't match his registration. He thought he fixed it but his ballot is now at the same status as mine. So three weeks after the election and ballots are still not being counted????

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (/UQ/R)

558 I always thought an easy way to get something sharp onto a plane would be to run part of the edge of a CD or two through a knife sharpener. Then just tuck them into a CD case with a bunch of regular CDs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

Chipped glass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 11:52 PM (t+qrx)


A very sharp quill.
Posted by: runner at November 21, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)


Shortly after 9-11 I was to be picked by an uncle at the airport.
He was late. Got tied up when 'security' checked his car as part of security theater.

As a retired SF type he decided to ask 'security' if they even had a clue WTF they were doing and ended up giving a presentation on what they were supposed to be doing.

"Indian Feathers" were covered.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (/Dgcm)

559 It does not compute to me, that a man who breaks the 4th wall as effortlessly as Bruce Campbell would be on a self-serious show like X-Files.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (LxTcq)

560 539 IHOP (haven't been there in ages) used to put a caddy of several different flavored syrups on the table.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

and a carafe of coffee when you ordered coffee....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (7MrNp)

561 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (/UQ/R)

Hi WDS!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:09 AM (nakwk)

562 Sidney has the goods.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (QhOG6)

Let us hope so. And may the God of Battles grant her victory. NIKE!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 22, 2020 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

563 Hi Insom! Owe you an email. Hope you are well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)

564 Let us hope so. And may the God of Battles grant her victory. NIKE!
Posted by: Fox2! at November 22, 2020 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

They make their stuff in Chinese sweatshops. Pass.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:10 AM (nakwk)

565 Usually it's a caramel pecan. Would recommend.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:06 AM (IpyIE)

Oooo, pecan-flavored syrup is GOOOOOOD.
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't like pecans, really. Not sure I'd like the syrup. (Generally don't have much of a sweet tooth.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (9hauA)

566 "Indian Feathers" were covered.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (/Dgcm)


I'll admit that I don't know what that is, but would like to know more.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (t+qrx)

567 Bob Clark directed A Christmas Story and Porky's. Probably can't find two more dissimilar films in a director's oeuvre.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:12 PM


Second Place:
"Goodfellas" and "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (d/85V)

568 Oooo, pecan-flavored syrup is GOOOOOOD.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)


When I make French toast, I'll add orange zest to the egg/milk/vanilla mixture. I also add chunks of fresh peeled ginger to the real maple syrup when heating it up, then straining the ginger out. Great combo, orange and ginger.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (ldL4g)

569 When I make French toast, I'll add orange zest to the egg/milk/vanilla mixture. I also add chunks of fresh peeled ginger to the real maple syrup when heating it up, then straining the ginger out. Great combo, orange and ginger.
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (ldL4g)

Do you accept visitors?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:12 AM (9hauA)

570 537 Caesar

I read a scholarly bio of Wyatt Earp (yes, I DID say "scholarly")

On the day of the shootout at the OK Corral, Earp could've easily rung an alarm bell & summoned 30 armed miners to come to his aid. Untrained amateurs. Instead, Earp sent a message to Doc Holliday to get into town as fast as possible. Plus, Earp had his brothers, one of whom, Virgil, was a former U.S. Marshal, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Cssks)

571 It does not compute to me, that a man who breaks the 4th wall as effortlessly as Bruce Campbell would be on a self-serious show like X-Files.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

The check cleared.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:12 AM (IpyIE)

572 441 About those 138,000 identical names in Michigan and Pennsylvania voter rolls with
identical birth dates.


Anybody have a link to this?

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (fLpTX)

573 560 - Campbell went wayyyyyyyyyy dark on that episode.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (7RUXc)

574 I was talking with my Mom about this earlier today. 6 months ago "the great reset" and Agenda 2030 were crazy conspiracy theories, then the retard Trudeau started talking about them openly.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 21, 2020 11:54 PM (IpyIE)

Years ago, GHW Bush talked glowingly about what a great opportunity we had to establish a new world order in one of his speeches, easy to find on YouTube. The global elite haven't exactly hidden their plans. People just chose not to pay attention, for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (5FCda)

575 564 Hi Insom! Owe you an email. Hope you are well!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)

I'm sure you'll get to it when you can. Things are pretty good. Probably working too much and my boss is still a PITA. But, I'm getting my finances cleaned up and maintaining good relationships with my kids, playing a little more guitar, and that ain't bad! Hope you're doing well too!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:14 AM (nakwk)

576 Hi WDS - I read (lurk?) more than comment except sometimes on Saturday nite - but I recall you have good posts and am glad to see you come back.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 22, 2020 12:14 AM (7MrNp)

577 When I make French toast, I'll add orange zest to the egg/milk/vanilla mixture. I also add chunks of fresh peeled ginger to the real maple syrup when heating it up, then straining the ginger out. Great combo, orange and ginger.
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (ldL4g)

I'll have a full order, side of bacon, and coffee please.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:15 AM (nakwk)

578 "What's your favorite western movie or TV show?"
*****
The Searchers. It's simply the best movie of any type of all time.

She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.

Monte Walsh. Tom Selleck version.

Posted by: Cosda at November 22, 2020 12:15 AM (Gt4LB)

579 Pecans roasted in Worcestershire are great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2020 12:15 AM (+hNEM)

580 574 560 - Campbell went wayyyyyyyyyy dark on that episode.
Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (7RUXc)



I'm betting the fact that he is typically playing characters that do not take themselves seriously in anyway made it even creepier.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2020 12:15 AM (vMCab)

581 You know, I was really hoping someone would riff on my lately observation about leftism and the human condition but it was posted a few hours ago way at the bottom of the movie thread so because I give no fucks, here it is again.

-------------------------------
Apropos of absolutely nothing I've recent become super aware of a thing I very specifically detest about the left. They love to view themselves as *gatekeepers* to a higher life and for some reason it has really been cheesing me off lately.

You can see it sometimes in "reality" TV shows with judges... not all of them... but a bunch. Where the judges act as a keyholder to the special throne where only chosen asses of a certain smell and taste ever get to sit.

It's something I've always seen unconsciously but become particularly attuned to now. It runs right along their anti-freedom jag. You have no chance to move past a certain point unless you are specifically sanctioned by *them*.

In this you find their arrogance, haughtiness, atheism, authoritarianism and envy all rolled into one.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (10GAF)

582 When I make French toast, I'll add orange zest to the egg/milk/vanilla mixture. I also add chunks of fresh peeled ginger to the real maple syrup when heating it up, then straining the ginger out. Great combo, orange and ginger.
Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (ldL4g)


That all sounds good but is it fried in oil?

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (sVmYZ)

583 oh in the kdrama I was watching, hero brings a belt to a knife fight
I LOLed

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (nUhF0)

584 Most excellent post.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (FJrl0)

585 579 - Don't leave The Shootist off the list!

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:17 AM (7RUXc)

586 We had an annual pre-Thanksgiving dinner tonight.......was supposed to be at the restaurant but polesucker outlawed inroom dining. Polish food at its best. Peirogis, cabbage rolls, kielbasa, etc. And we had eight of us here

Now binge watching Yellowstone

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)

587 Bruce Campbell was on x-files?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:17 AM (nUhF0)

588 587 We had an annual pre-Thanksgiving dinner tonight.......was supposed to be at the restaurant but polesucker outlawed inroom dining. Polish food at its best. Peirogis, cabbage rolls, kielbasa, etc. And we had eight of us here

Now binge watching Yellowstone
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)

Sounds tasty!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)

589 "Indian Feathers" were covered.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:08 AM (/Dgcm)

I'll admit that I don't know what that is, but would like to know more.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:11 AM (t+qrx)


A very sharp quill. Poisoned. Carry concealed. No permit required or available in any state.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (/Dgcm)

590 Do you accept visitors?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:12 AM (9hauA)


This one time, I made a really decadent breakfast for guests. I took the cooked bread slices (with the orange flavoring), and stuck some ham and Swiss in between the two slices, making a 'sandwich'. I put them in the oven on a pan to warm/melt both the cheese and the additional butter while I kept making more french toast. Served with the ginger maple syrup. It was a hit.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (ldL4g)

591 oh in the kdrama I was watching, hero brings a belt to a knife fight
I LOLed
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (nUhF0)

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I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (WEBkv)

592 I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (WEBkv)

Hilarious.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:19 AM (9hauA)

593 592 oh in the kdrama I was watching, hero brings a belt to a knife fight
I LOLed
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (nUhF0)

------------------

I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (WEBkv)

------------------------

This is why you wear a belt AND suspenders.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 22, 2020 12:20 AM (CAJOC)

594 Anonymous Guy in Ca.......thank you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:20 AM (/UQ/R)

595 About those 138,000 identical names in Michigan and Pennsylvania voter rolls with
identical birth dates.


Anybody have a link to this?
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (fLpTX)



Dominion Option Package 'M'. Available for only one dollar per vote.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:20 AM (/Dgcm)

596 In this you find their arrogance, haughtiness, atheism, authoritarianism and envy all rolled into one.
Posted by: ...

So they're all Jonah Goldberg, except slimmer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:20 AM (IpyIE)

597 More Sadz : "I always tried to resist (though occasionally I'm sure succumbed to) the reassuring claim that Trump couldn't succeed, Trumpism would soon be shunned, Trump's enablers and apologists would slink away, etc. It would be nice if history automatically worked out that way. It doesn't."

yeah, things happen.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:20 AM (zr5Kq)

598 CBD doesn't like maple syrup cuz he cant figure out how to sous vide the French toast in it

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (SxBH1)

599 590 "Indian Feathers":

Congrats, you're on the plane now with a poisoned quill.

Now what? Stab a stewardess? Hold your breath until you turn blue... or what?

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (Cssks)

600
Phil Silvers just got eaten.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (rCwaK)

601 That all sounds good but is it fried in oil?

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (sVmYZ)


Lightly buttered cast iron griddle, to prevent sticking.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (ldL4g)

602 So Lin Wood was talking Satanism and pedophilia?
I don't get what Mormonism has to do with vote fraud.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 12:22 AM (AcZtS)

603 I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM


Nevr bring a knife to a belt fight.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:22 AM (sVmYZ)

604 Side note, some good news, locally. Our city cops will not enforce the curfew put out by Gov Newsom, nor are they interested in enforcing any Thanksgiving limits.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:23 AM (WEBkv)

605 Buzzion - absolutely! He was a very methodical example of pure evil that sought to overcome certain theological issues on a nine to five schedule.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:23 AM (7RUXc)

606 573 441 About those 138,000 identical names in Michigan and Pennsylvania voter rolls with
identical birth dates.


Anybody have a link to this?
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 22, 2020 12:13 AM (fLpTX)
---------------

It was viewed on Steve Bannon's war room today and it's been said before. A numbers geek from Switzerland.

The whole world is watching this election.
It's (the spreadsheet) supposed to be posted at Jack Maxey's twitter feed.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:24 AM (CZm2G)

607 Sidney Powell, among other things, said tonight that GA is probably going to be the first state she blows up, along with Kemp and Raffensperger.

https://tinyurl.com/y3nt63ox

Go to 10 minutes in.

Although the rest of the interview is pretty good too.

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 22, 2020 12:25 AM (4pK1/)

608 I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:18 AM (WEBkv)
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This is why you wear a belt AND suspenders.
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Shoulda brought out the harsh language.

Posted by: PFC Hudson at November 22, 2020 12:25 AM (qrrGX)

609 598 CBD doesn't like maple syrup cuz he cant figure out how to sous vide the French toast in it
Posted by: a dude in MI

FACT CHECK: UNDENIABLE

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:25 AM (nUhF0)

610 RE: the poisoned quill, & the sharpened CD:

Armed U.S. Air Marshals ride flights chosen at random now. Does the dude with the quill feel... lucky?

Also, federal law enforcement officers in transit sometimes serve as additional, de facto armed Air Marshals.

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:26 AM (Cssks)

611 Turkey pretty much sucks let's be honest. Chicken would be a better Thanksgiving meal. Think of everyone having their own chicken to carve up and devour.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:27 AM (sVmYZ)

612 CBD doesn't like maple syrup cuz he cant figure out how to sous vide the French toast in it.

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (SxBH1)

I can hear you way over here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2020 12:27 AM (xT2tT)

613 Turkey pretty much sucks let's be honest.

This is incorrect.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:28 AM (nakwk)

614 Turkey is also a western.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:28 AM (7RUXc)

615 So I'm previewing my workout for tomorrow, and my YT workout lady is having trouble it.

What chance do I have?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:29 AM (9hauA)

616 I don't get why they search anybody for weapons anymore too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:29 AM (/Dgcm)

617 cintas.......more proof that you are a freaking troll and nothing more. Posting from China? Turkey is American

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:29 AM (/UQ/R)

618 I can hear you way over here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2020 12:27 AM (xT2tT)

I didn't mean anything I may have said about you! I mean, it was CBD oil I was talking about, not you!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (9hauA)

619 Turkey is also a western.
Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:28 AM (7RUXc)


And a Christmas sandwich.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (t+qrx)

620 Turkey does not suck. Chicken is for children.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (+hNEM)

621 https://tinyurl.com/y3nt63ox

Go to 10 minutes in.

Although the rest of the interview is pretty good too.
Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 22, 2020 12:25 AM (4pK1/)


Wood said the same thing about PA and GA and the others. They don't expect to win in the local courts, they are working their way up to district and supreme.

haven't gotten to the 10 min mark

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (CZm2G)

622 I don't get why they search anybody for weapons anymore too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 22, 2020 12:29 AM (/Dgcm)
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Neither do I.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (WEBkv)

623 Giblets are not a western, but cranberry sauce aspires to that condition.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (7RUXc)

624 Turkey does not suck. Chicken is for children.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (+hNEM)


Chickens are adorable, though. Turkeys are kind of assholes.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:31 AM (t+qrx)

625 Sidney Powell, among other things, said tonight that GA is probably going to be the first state she blows up, along with Kemp and Raffensperger.
Posted by: Marybeth

I want to see Sidney personally lock the gibbet cages...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 22, 2020 12:31 AM (qrrGX)

626 I can hear you way over here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2020 12:27 AM (xT2tT)
---------------

I see we've found the secret CBD Cob call.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:31 AM (WEBkv)

627 Turkey pretty much sucks let's be honest.

This is incorrect.


No. Except for legs Turkey is dry and bland.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (sVmYZ)

628 Circular knitting needles can be used for stabbing or as a garrote

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (nUhF0)

629 I don't think that I saw one reference to today (11/22) being the anniversary of JFK's assassination.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (SRRAx)

630 I want to see Sidney personally lock the gibbet cages...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*

Kinky. I like it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (IpyIE)

631 581
You know, I was really hoping someone would riff on my lately
observation about leftism and the human condition but it was posted a
few hours ago way at the bottom of the movie thread so because I give no
fucks, here it is again.



-------------------------------

Apropos of absolutely nothing I've recent become super aware of a
thing I very specifically detest about the left. They love to view
themselves as *gatekeepers* to a higher life and for some reason it has
really been cheesing me off lately.



You can see it sometimes in "reality" TV shows with judges... not
all of them... but a bunch. Where the judges act as a keyholder to the
special throne where only chosen asses of a certain smell and taste ever
get to sit.



It's something I've always seen unconsciously but become
particularly attuned to now. It runs right along their anti-freedom jag.
You have no chance to move past a certain point unless you are
specifically sanctioned by *them*.



In this you find their arrogance, haughtiness, atheism, authoritarianism and envy all rolled into one.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (10GAF)


Thus has it always been. The Bolsheviks thought they were creating a New Soviet Man.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (jK8Z7)

632 Hi Teresa!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (9hauA)

633 No. Except for legs Turkey is dry and bland.
Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (sVmYZ)
---------

Stuff the turkey with onion and garlic.

A couple or 4 bacon strips over the breast, delicious and moist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (WEBkv)

634 267
I must say about Pennsylvania though, there is NO WAY the judge should
have approved the withdrawal of the President's counsel the way they
did. I do not care what kind of pressure or threats they were under,
they knew it would get rough when they took the job.

We're on the precipice of the dissolution of the United States of America and you want Trump to be represented by people who are *not* making common cause? Why on Earth would you want that? How is Trump not better off with competent lawyers down for the struggle?

(Besides, there's a little problem with the 13th amendment..., whiiiiiich is a bit ironic given that you are redbanzai the Southerner....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

635 "Yeah, GA probably going to be the first state I'm gonna' blow up.'

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (CZm2G)

636 Best line from Yellowstone right now.....

"I wish you and your bird balls the best of luck"

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)

637 I miss live gigs.

I used to have 3 steadies in 3 different venues.

The band was largely ignored by the drinking crowd, but that was OK.
It's a bar. People come there to drink and talk. It ain't Carnegie
Hall.

But every now and then, people would listen and maybe applaud. Maybe even buy you a drink.

Maybe even a young lady would approach you on the break and describe
how she was hanging on your every note, and how you held her in a
trance while she imagined what it would be like to be with you, forever.


And then you asked her "Was that in the first set or the second set?"

Posted by: attila the unwilling at November 21, 2020 11:59 PM (w7KSn)

I miss all of it. I should have never retired. Well, not retired, just took a break really. As soon as this plandemic ends I'm going back. Civilian life sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

638 Circular knitting needles can be used for stabbing or as a garrote
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (nUhF0)


And socks.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (t+qrx)

639 615 So I'm previewing my workout for tomorrow, and my YT workout lady is having trouble it.

What chance do I have?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:29 AM (9hauA)

Is YT workout lady a former East German Olympic powerlifter? Then I don't like your odds.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (nakwk)

640 >> No. Except for legs Turkey is dry and bland.

You've never had a properly cooked turkey. I pity you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 22, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

641 638 Circular knitting needles can be used for stabbing or as a garrote
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:32 AM (nUhF0)

And socks.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (t+qrx)

Seems like circular knitting needles would make terrible socks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:34 AM (nakwk)

642 ..In this you find their arrogance, haughtiness, atheism, authoritarianism and envy all rolled into one.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 12:16 AM (10GAF)



I ran into this in the Corporate World, in no uncertain terms.

They do NOT like it when a High School Diploma holder rises above them, or even worse, to hold a peer position with them, at the Director level of a NYSE listed, Fortune 1000 company.

I started out as a $5/hr phone rep. Eight months later, I was running the San Antonio office. Few years later, they had combined every other regional call center into my San Antonio operation, making it the National Sales Support operation.

And all it took was a willingness to work hard, a bit of guts to implement innovations in technology (first T-1 lines in the history of the company), department org.chart, pay plan and other bits that ended up out-performing every other support office.

Oh, and I could write my way out of paper bag, even then.

In other words, I didn't submit my request to the gatekeepers. I kicked down their door and took my place at their table, regardless.

Didn't hurt that the President of the Company chose to have me report directly to him, vs. "the hierarchy", early on. And of all the "hierarchy", I'm the one that didn't end up stabbing him in the back.

Biff Biliskey has it right on that Loyalty thing. Charging into the Machine Gun Fire or into Hell with a bucket of Gasoline.

That loyalty was a two-way thing for eight great years, till he retired.

And I was MOST BLESSED with the Goldenest of Golden Parachutes, thereafter. Which was needed within six months of his stepping down.

Trump is charging Hell with a bucket of Gasoline in one hand, and a Machine Gun in the other.

For us.

Loyalty, EARNED.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 12:35 AM (QzJWU)

643 I mean, it was CBD oil I was talking about, not you!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:30 AM (9hauA)

Sure...sure...

Try French Toast as a savory dish. Cooked in butter and served with salt and more butter. It's marvelous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2020 12:35 AM (xT2tT)

644 vmom

The cabin is locked during flight now. Who would the circular garrotte be used on?

Also, I used to travel occasionally on business with an FBI agent. Plain clothes. Armed. Bad news for the gentleman with the circular knitting needle.

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:36 AM (Cssks)

645 Hanukkah pig roast a la Dildo.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:36 AM (zr5Kq)

646 Try French Toast as a savory dish. Cooked in butter and served with salt and more butter. It's marvelous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2020 12:35 AM (xT2tT)

Sounds delicious.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:36 AM (9hauA)

647 I know a guy who pulled a knife in a fight he was losing. The guy he was fighting pulled off his belt and kicked his ass some more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


The embarrassing thing is it wasn't even a black belt.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 22, 2020 12:37 AM (P1f+c)

648 All I want for a Christmas is President Trump's second term. And sending SpongeBrain CrapPants and the Trojan Whore packing...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 22, 2020 12:37 AM (qrrGX)

649 All I want for a Christmas is President Trump's second term. And sending SpongeBrain CrapPants and the Trojan Whore packing...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at November 22, 2020 12:37 AM (qrrGX)


Also blood eagles.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:38 AM (t+qrx)

650 Romancing the Stone > Jewel of the Nile

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 12:38 AM (LxTcq)

651
The cabin is locked during flight now. Who would the circular garrotte be used on?

==

the annoying seatmate

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:38 AM (nUhF0)

652 the annoying seatmate
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:38 AM (nUhF0)
---------------

Yer talking half the people in the cabin, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (WEBkv)

653 Time for ice cream.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (CZm2G)

654 Now what? Stab a stewardess? Hold your breath until you turn blue... or what?
Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 12:21 AM (Cssks)

You use it to jab the jihadi who is holding the stewardess hostage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 12:40 AM (+PjyO)

655 Is YT workout lady a former East German Olympic powerlifter? Then I don't like your odds.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (nakwk)

LOL, no. She's a rather lovely Irish lady who has the very best workouts, and very importantly, does not yap and yap while you're just trying to make it to the end alive.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/ UCpis3RcTw6t47XO0R_KY4WQ (remove space) in case any ettes are interested. Actually, there are men who also do the workouts.

She started in April during the 'vids and she's already up to 381K subscriberes.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:40 AM (9hauA)

656 Time for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (CZm2G)


This guy knows what's up.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:41 AM (t+qrx)

657 @RealSamFaddis
Hey Denver. Who can give me the license plates on those document destruction vans that keep zipping in and out of Dominion Voting Systems on 18th Street?

Posted by: Suite 210 at November 22, 2020 12:42 AM (BBWrU)

658 What exactly would one DO with the razor-sharp CD?

Congrats, you're on the plane now with a poisoned quill.
Now what? Stab a stewardess? Hold your breath until you turn blue... or what?

The cabin is locked during flight now. Who would the circular garrotte be used on?

Posted by: mnw


I'd use them on the dude trying to light his shoelaces.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 22, 2020 12:42 AM (P1f+c)

659 She started in April during the 'vids and she's already up to 381K subscriberes.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:40 AM (9hauA)
------------------

Yeah, I can see why guys might be interested in that workout.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:43 AM (WEBkv)

660 A couple or 4 bacon strips over the breast, delicious and moist.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (WEBkv)

If you stuffed the turkey with melamine, it might be maoist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 12:43 AM (+PjyO)

661 Time for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (CZm2G)


I will soon have some tea (PG Tips) and a little cupcake.

Late night eaters, unite!

(Even if you're on the West Coast, just roll with it.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:43 AM (9hauA)

662 the annoying seatmate
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 22, 2020 12:38 AM (nUhF0)
---------------


you had seatmatmates ? ...we dream of seatmates !

-Post ChiFLU air passenger

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:44 AM (zr5Kq)

663 If you stuffed the turkey with melamine, it might be maoist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 12:43 AM (+PjyO)
--------------

Nah, melamine is the perfect surface upon which to build a gluing jig.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (WEBkv)

664 I wonder if razor sharp cds work as throwing weapons

Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nUhF0)

665 holy cow ! that was some typo !

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (zr5Kq)

666 French toast as a savory dish? No syrup? Hmmm.

Ok, how 'bout I make zee fwench toast and then turn two slices of it into a. . . bacon sandwich. . . maybe even BLT?

Sounds pretty good, must try this.

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (09wCi)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nakwk)

668 Time for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (CZm2G)

This guy knows what's up.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:41 AM (t+qrx)


That reminds me I have a quart of Breyers chocolate peanut butter in my freezer.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (sVmYZ)

669 you had seatmatmates ? ...we dream of seatmates !



-Post ChiFLU air passenger

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:44 AM (zr5Kq)

You had a seat? We had to push the airplane to get it going and then jump in the door while it was rolling down the runway.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (jK8Z7)

670 Damn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nakwk)

671 Yeah, I can see why guys might be interested in that workout.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:43 AM (WEBkv)

Haha. Seems like her subscribers are mostly chicks, but she does have guys doing her workouts because they are quite tough. She definitely is easy on the eyes and just seems like a very sweet person.

She also has the perfect form. She has basically ruined almost every other YT fitness person for me.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (9hauA)

672 I wonder if razor sharp cds work as throwing weapons
Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nUhF0)


for sure !

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:46 AM (zr5Kq)

673 Arby's fried turkey sandwich is great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2020 12:46 AM (+hNEM)

674 Good nite all......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 22, 2020 12:47 AM (7MrNp)

675 Damn.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nakwk)

What is this in reference to?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:47 AM (9hauA)

676 I'm suddenly a big Caroline Girvan fan.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:47 AM (IpyIE)

677 I wonder if razor sharp cds work as throwing weapons
Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nUhF0)

Not enough mass to do much damage when they hit. And they would probably curve wildly in flight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (+PjyO)

678
And rest in peace, Chavez the Hugo.




da hell??? WHAT??

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (3P/5p)

679 What is this in reference to?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:47 AM (9hauA)

My missed 666 by one. Momentarily distressing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (nakwk)

680 I'm watching "Safeguard: An electoral College Story" on Amazon. Has any one seen it? The caption seems to say that it is a good thing and it saves us from tyranny. (which I agree with).

Amazon seems to have a better space for the conservative voice, they have Dinesh D'sousa on Prime. Anyways, I'll let you know.

Posted by: sassy at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (tUGnI)

681 669 You had a seat? We had to push the airplane to get it going and then jump in the door while it was rolling down the runway.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (jK8Z7)

You had runways....?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (7MrNp)

682 /i

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (zr5Kq)

683 Chavez info is unconfirmed, isn't it ?

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:49 AM (zr5Kq)

684 Well, I'm out.

Have a good one, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 22, 2020 12:50 AM (WEBkv)

685 683 Chavez info is unconfirmed, isn't it ?
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:49 AM (zr5Kq)

Seems to be a lot of supposition, but it's not sounding good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:50 AM (nakwk)

686 Yes,Farmer says the last he heard chavez is in hospice
Unconfirmed status

Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 22, 2020 12:51 AM (nUhF0)

687 What exactly would one DO with the razor-sharp CD?

Use it to open packaging on your gas powered angle grinder

Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2020 12:51 AM (oMDS7)

688 669 - LUXURY!

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:51 AM (7RUXc)

689 Chique wants a CBD massage? What?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 12:51 AM (AcZtS)

690 {{{{Berserker}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (/UQ/R)

691 My missed 666 by one. Momentarily distressing.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:48 AM (nakwk)

Well, that sucks.

Just like your [xxx comment rule]. I've never seen you get the right number.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (9hauA)

692 Seems to be a lot of supposition, but it's not sounding good.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:50 AM (nakwk)


Still, premature without a confirmation.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (zr5Kq)

693 Chique wants a CBD massage? What?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 12:51 AM (AcZtS)

What?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (9hauA)

694 A good weapon to take aboard a Commercial Airliner?

Silk Necktie. Narrow.

The technique by which to crush the larynx is easy enough to teach, almost as easy to learn.

The sport of the matter though, is maneuvering things so as to be in position to put said tie across the tango's throat, in such a way that your arms and wrists are set-up to deliver one, decisive, crushing move.

The good news? It can be done from front, back, or sides. YOU might have to vault into a horizontal pirouette to finish things, but.. you can DO it!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

695 Did he say he was dying?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 22, 2020 12:53 AM (+hNEM)

696 I'm calling it a night Horde. Prayers for Chavez.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 22, 2020 12:53 AM (IpyIE)

697 The Three Yorkshiremen are also a western.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 12:53 AM (7RUXc)

698
Just like your [xxx comment rule]. I've never seen you get the right number.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (9hauA)

In that instance getting the earlier number is the purpose.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (nakwk)

699 Goodnight, blake and Prince Ludwig!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)

700 Crossfit FTW

Just sayin'

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (AcZtS)

701 {{{{Berserker}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:52 AM (/UQ/R)


well hello chicky {{{{WDS}}}}

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

702 A good weapon to take aboard a Commercial Airliner?

Silk Necktie. Narrow.



==

Hermes. Raises almost no suspicions.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (zr5Kq)

703 In that instance getting the earlier number is the purpose.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (nakwk)

Oh.

I guess I'm slow.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)

704 A CrossFitter, an atheist, and a vegan walk into a bar...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:55 AM (nakwk)

705 Mods, delete #50 please, so Insomniac can be happy.

Posted by: Courtesy of Dominion's post# fixing at November 22, 2020 12:55 AM (BBWrU)

706 He [Roberts] can only do that [control the decision] if he votes for all parts of
the ruling with the majority. That will REALLY limit his ability to
limit the ruling. If he tried for a lesser opinion, we will get a
majority opinion of the 5 conservatives (possibly written by Thomas,
possibly by Alito) and a concurring opinion by Roberts that would not
take away the binding nature of the majority opinion.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Ultimately, the only thing that matters is the remedy given by the Court, not the opinion. If 5 Justices vote that the House of Representatives must decide, then so long as nothing else is needed from/by SCOTUS to effect that remedy, nothing else matters, not even the opinion leading to the remedy. It will be interesting to read, but at this point, all that matters is what happens.

If 5 Justices want to preserve and defend the Constitution as strongly as they can (assume for math's sake that they all agree and that Thomas would write the opinion), Roberts has 3 options: 1) he can retire and not have to deal with this shit (then Trump and McConnell ram AtC through confirmation); 2) he can join the dissent and have no impact any of the other dissenters would have; or 3) he could join the majority's determination as to the remedy and assign himself to write the majority opinion and do so as narrowly as possible. If it's #3, then what results is a fractured decision. So long as the remedy ends the matter one way or the other -- it does not need to come back to SCOTUS, then you could have something like:

1) Majority opinion: facts, procedural history, identification of issues, discussion, remedy;
2) Separate concurring opinion by 5 Justices that would agree with everything except the discussion, as to which they would write their own;
3) Separate dissenting opinion on the remedy though the discussion of the issues could be different among these 4 or who knows, but they can't affect the remedy.

Ideally, the decision would be a unanimous, per curiam decision.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 12:56 AM (KAi1n)

707 705 Mods, delete #50 please, so Insomniac can be happy.
Posted by: Courtesy of Dominion's post# fixing at November 22, 2020 12:55 AM (BBWrU)

LOL. I'm good, really.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:56 AM (nakwk)

708 Chavez info is unconfirmed, isn't it ?

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:49 AM (zr5Kq)



Seems to be a lot of supposition, but it's not sounding good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:50 AM (nakwk)

Someone a few nights ago said he had died. I hope not, but I have a bad feeling. Hospice is never a long term thing. Fucking cancer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 12:56 AM (9Om/r)

709 Bers.......I want to take a turn back in time and be back with all of you in Texas

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

710 Berserker, that is how the rumor started. But it is not confirmed.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 12:59 AM (zr5Kq)

711 Well, looks like "savory french toast" is truly of de debil hisself.

LOL.

Still gonna try that BLT, though.

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:00 AM (09wCi)

712 Both Mom and Mom in law went through hospice care this year. Days...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 01:00 AM (AcZtS)

713 That Irish YT workout woman? I think she might be an actual pixie. She may know magic tricks. If not, I'm willing to teach her.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2020 01:00 AM (Wm5SB)

714 Both Mom and Mom in law went through hospice care this year. Days...
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 01:00 AM (AcZtS)

Wow, that's awful. I'm sorry to hear that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:01 AM (9hauA)

715 Had a dream the other night I was on vacation by the sea somewhere. Very vivid. Even felt water temperature. Wonder what it means...probably lose my keys or something.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:02 AM (zr5Kq)

716 Somebody tell me that thing in the western scenery photo up at the top ISN'T a containment tower. It even has smoke coming out of it!

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 01:03 AM (Cssks)

717 NBC 15 News @mynbc15 24 Nov 2016
The 2016 Presidential Election roller coaster is not over yet! Experts think voter machines may have been hacked.

Barack Obama @BarackObama 12 Oct 2012
VP Biden on Afghanistan: "We are leaving in 2014. Period."

Posted by: The Internet, never forgets at November 22, 2020 01:04 AM (BBWrU)

718 Dad was in hospice about 4 months.

Sorry to hear about chavez.

Didn't he say, some time ago: "it's bad, I'm f*cked"?

Again, sorry...

Prayers up for chavez and family.

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:04 AM (09wCi)

719 Jack Dorsey has the look of someone either on hard drugs or in a cult.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (LxTcq)

720 Somebody tell me that thing in the western scenery photo up at the top ISN'T a containment tower. It even has smoke coming out of it!
Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 01:03 AM (Cssks)

They are cooling towers. Steam, or fog. Not smoke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (+PjyO)

721 You can't make toast with sous vide.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (nakwk)

722
Whenever during any insurrection against the Government of the United States, after the President shall have declared by proclamation that the laws of the United States are opposed, and the execution thereof obstructed, by combinations too powerful to be suppressed by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings, or by the power vested in the marshals by law, any person, or his agent, attorney, or employee, purchases or acquires, sells or gives, any property of whatsoever kind or description, with intent to use or employ the same, or suffers the same to be used or employed in aiding, abetting, or promoting such insurrection or resistance to the laws, or any person engaged therein; or being the owner of any such property, knowingly uses or employs, or consents to such use or employment of the same, all such property shall be lawful subject of prize and capture wherever found; and it shall be the duty of the President to cause the same to be seized, confiscated, and condemned.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 22, 2020 01:07 AM (3P/5p)

723 They are cooling towers. Steam, or fog. Not smoke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (+PjyO)

Yeah. We have a couple towers about 30 mins from me, nuclear plant.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:07 AM (9hauA)

724 Sorry to hear about chavez.

Didn't he say, some time ago: "it's bad, I'm f*cked"?

Again, sorry...

Prayers up for chavez and family.
Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:04 AM (09wCi)

Yeah, he did not have good news, then we heard he was in hospice later on.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (nakwk)

725 A big brown bear barges into a backwoods bar, looking for a bathroom. The bartender yells at him that he can't use the bathroom. The Pope, who's plastered, says to the bartender, "wyyy cannn't thhhat bear, yuse yor caaan?" [buuurp] Bartender says "Because he's a bear! You of all people should know what that means!" The Pope waves the bear to the bathroom. "Oh it's ok, I'm really Presbyterian."

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (KAi1n)

726 Jack Dorsey has the look of someone either on hard drugs or in a cult.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (LxTcq)

Both. Pierced his nostril. May be other parts.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (zr5Kq)

727 Upright bass, and the best damn American country music you've ever heard,,,by a band from Sweden..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGEZIiZWuyk

Posted by: kyle a jolly at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (JY798)

728 Had a dream the other night I was on vacation by the sea somewhere. Very vivid. Even felt water temperature. Wonder what it means...probably lose my keys or something.
Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:02 AM (zr5Kq)


I had a dream the other night I was making out with Nina Agdal. Really. Greatest dream ever.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (sVmYZ)

729 Irish Yputube workouts are westerns, but the pixies were huge in the Nineties.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (7RUXc)

730 Jack Dorsey has the look of someone either on hard drugs or in a cult.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 01:06 AM (LxTcq)

He skeeves me out. Needs to get rid of that nose ring, stat.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:09 AM (9hauA)

731 Bers.......I want to take a turn back in time and be back with all of you in Texas

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

It was definitely a shitload of fun. We'll do it again, and we'll be the last few standing....again. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 01:09 AM (9Om/r)

732 Modern lawyers do go on and on and on and on and...

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 01:09 AM (CZm2G)

733 I'm just gonna attribute that joke to the weed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 22, 2020 01:10 AM (H5knJ)

734 Thanks for update, Insom. So sad...

Can 2020 just be over with already?!

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:11 AM (09wCi)

735 He skeeves me out. Needs to get rid of that nose ring, stat.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:09 AM (9hauA)

Nose ring, battery clip, cable to telephone magneto. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 01:11 AM (+PjyO)

736 CBD's french toast recipe is amazingly delicious, especially with cracked wheat sourdough.

Maple syrup? You know what I'm thinking ;p

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 22, 2020 01:12 AM (AcZtS)

737 dammit, chavez.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 22, 2020 01:12 AM (3P/5p)

738 Something to ponder.

We live in the most exceptional country on this planet, populated by an extraordinary people, who are governed by a political system unique in history.

Throughout our journey, we have met and prevailed over many perilous situations, some more serious than the current mess, that have ruined lesser nations and governments.

Yet here we are. Consequently, I believe with all my being that we will prevail over this latest--because by virtue of who and what we are--Americans--we are denied the option of failure.

NEVER doubt and NEVER despair--always remember who you are.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2020 01:13 AM (KATBx)

739 He skeeves me out. Needs to get rid of that nose ring, stat.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:09 AM (9hauA)



Nose ring, battery clip, cable to telephone magneto. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 01:11 AM (+PjyO)

Nose ring, chain, funny car bumper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)

740 ..Somebody tell me that thing in the western scenery photo up at the top ISN'T a containment tower. It even has smoke coming out of it!

Posted by: mnw at November 22, 2020 01:03 AM (Cssks)




There is no such thing as a "Containment Tower". Especially one venting steam (that ain't "smoke"), out of the erstwhile "containment".

Nope.

There IS a Containment Vessel. That's the one with the rounded, half-hemisphere dome that looks a bit like a telescope dome but without the vertical oriented, laterally opening shutters for the Objective to view the Heavens.

You know, the one with sixteen-foot thick, ultra-high compression, heavily steel reinforced concrete walls, sextupled barbed wire and concertina wire laced barrier boundaries, and DOE "Guards", who are not only carrying, but HIGHLY SKILLED with those full auto shooties they're carrying?

THEN, there is the Cooling Towers, which is what you're seeing in that top photo. They exist for fossil-fueled plants, too.

They're placed atop the cooling condensers (think, horizontal, 20ft.x20ft multi-row radiators), which give off the waste-heat from the cooling water which was just recently in the heat-exchanger up against, but not combined with, the radioactive COOLANT fluid, within the reactor core.

Fossil fuel power generating plants also produce waste-heat, and so often, feature the same type and sized Cooling Towers in their layout and design.

If you're ever in doubt as to the nature of your local power generation source?

Look for the row after row after row of bespiked fencing, plentiful guards and damn near always, one or more of them with a trained Sentry K-9 alongside.

That'll be the nuke.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 01:14 AM (QzJWU)

741 When rumors fly, keep you head out of your ass: don't make a suppossetory out of suppose and story.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:16 AM (KAi1n)

742 When rumors fly, keep your head out of your ass: don't make a suppossetory out of suppose and story.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:16 AM (KAi1n)

743 Yep, those cooling towers can be for plain old fossils and not nukelar.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:16 AM (zr5Kq)

744 Kill 741 please.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:17 AM (KAi1n)

745 @SFGoth, what happened in court in PA today ?

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:17 AM (zr5Kq)

746 Cooling towers are also westerns. Except the former Soviet ones - they're Noir.

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 01:17 AM (7RUXc)

747 @sidneypowell1 2m
Gee whiz! I wonder how #TarrantCounty Texas went #blue so easily after hiring a #Smartmatic guy?! [GP article]

Posted by: #hashtaghater at November 22, 2020 01:18 AM (BBWrU)

748 irongrampa I love you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 01:19 AM (/UQ/R)

749 Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:02 AM (zr5Kq)

I had super vivid dreams a few nights ago too. No explanation for it.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 01:19 AM (10GAF)

750 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 22, 2020 01:07 AM (3P/5p)

Whoa.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 22, 2020 01:20 AM (5FCda)

751 Something to ponder.

We live in the most exceptional country on this planet, populated by an extraordinary people, who are governed by a political system unique in history.

Throughout our journey, we have met and prevailed over many perilous situations, some more serious than the current mess, that have ruined lesser nations and governments.

Yet here we are. Consequently, I believe with all my being that we will prevail over this latest--because by virtue of who and what we are--Americans--we are denied the option of failure.

NEVER doubt and NEVER despair--always remember who you are.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2020 01:13 AM (KATBx)


I would like to believe this. The America you extol has been subverted for the last 100 years. And we are now seeing the bitter fruit of that subversion.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 01:24 AM (sVmYZ)

752 The Lucille Ball statue looks like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger does young Elvis in a dress.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 01:25 AM (10GAF)

753 Ricky: Lucy - you got some 'splaining to do!

Lucy: I'll be back...

Posted by: A, Pendragon at November 22, 2020 01:28 AM (7RUXc)

754 The Lucille Ball statue looks like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger does young Elvis in a dress.
Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 01:25 AM (10GAF)

Hmmm. I can see that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:28 AM (9hauA)

755 @ 751
Bullshit.

Watch and see.

Holding your breath while you wait is optional.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2020 01:32 AM (KATBx)

756
Had a dream the other night I was on vacation by the sea somewhere. Very vivid. Even felt water temperature. Wonder what it means...probably lose my keys or something.
Posted by: runner


It means you have to pee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2020 01:32 AM (63Dwl)

757 Hmmm. I can see that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:28 AM (9hauA)

There's always one person catching my wave.

Posted by: ... at November 22, 2020 01:35 AM (uEbPt)

758 Lincoln said America could only be destroyed from within. And it has happened. America has become the Evil Empire. European intellectuals say that all the corrosive ideas are coming from the US.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 01:35 AM (sVmYZ)

759 @ 751
Bullshit.

Watch and see.

Holding your breath while you wait is optional.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2020 01:32 AM (KATBx)

Love your posts. God bless you.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 22, 2020 01:36 AM (5FCda)

760 I don't know what happened in PA. Until things get to SCOTUS, not much matters. Be thankful for federal district court judges who enter swift orders of dismissal. The last thing you want is to be dicking around in trial court when the clock strikes 12 and moondrops burst out at you from their hiding place. All rulings of law are appealed "de novo" -- the reviewing justices take a fresh look at the legal issues, the trial judge's reasoning being irrelevant.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:36 AM (KAi1n)

761
The Lucille Ball statue looks like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger does young Elvis in a dress.
Posted by: ...


It looks like the Frederic March version of Mister Hyde.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2020 01:36 AM (63Dwl)

762 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2020 01:32 AM (63Dwl)



LOL. Actually there was more. Cabin. Shore. Sunshine. Very real. I don't usually remember dreams.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:37 AM (zr5Kq)

763 New PA lawsuit claims Act 77 (universal mail-in) is unconstitutional under PA law, but of course their Supreme Court will vote 5D-2R in the end (likely on some quibble of "absentee" versus "mail-in"), and it's not likely a federal issue. They do note some PA precedents where the Court struck down such extra-constitutional legislative initiatives in the past, but I doubt we live in an era where laws mean much any more. (The Legislature itself introduced a concurrent Amendment with Act 77 in 2019, but it hasn't been effectuated yet)

Posted by: Article VII, Section 14 at November 22, 2020 01:37 AM (BBWrU)

764 Look at the time. Buona notte.

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2020 01:40 AM (zr5Kq)

765 Goodnight, runner!

And goodnight, all!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 22, 2020 01:44 AM (9hauA)

766 ,,by a band from Sweden..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGEZIiZWuyk
Posted by: kyle a jolly at November 22, 2020 01:08 AM (JY79


Damn. They embarrass many people.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 01:45 AM (CZm2G)

767 Evil?

Corrosive?

Details, please, or STFU.

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:46 AM (09wCi)

768 Must be shift change at the troll booth.

'Night, all.

Got wrk to do early tomorrow.

Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:49 AM (09wCi)

769 Lin wood isn't a quack. He's making noise. He's rattling cages...
he's an excellent attorney. And a ferocious bulldog.

There is a strategy with his seeming unhinged tweets... I'll admit I don't completely understand but the guy has a good enough record to have me hold fast and wait to see.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 22, 2020 01:50 AM (+2xjH)

770 325 It's the "Pessimist's Mug" It's clear and says "This glass is now half empty" one - with a line at the halfway mark.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

I figured it would be in the pessimism section.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)

My brother has a shirt like that with a line in the middle, and an arrow showing that the glass is half full of liquid and another arrow showing it half full of air and saying says "scientifically the glass is still full."

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2020 01:50 AM (Ojki1)

771 Evil?

Corrosive?

Details, please, or STFU.
Posted by: JQ at November 22, 2020 01:46 AM (09wCi)


European conservatives have been saying that the most destructive leftist ideology has been coming from the US. The universities the most common starting point.

Posted by: cintas at November 22, 2020 01:52 AM (sVmYZ)

772 Someone a few nights ago said he had died. I hope
not, but I have a bad feeling. Hospice is never a long term thing.
Fucking cancer.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 12:56 AM (9Om/r)

Sorry, that was me. I thought that's what had been posted by someone who knew him, but my memory is apparently wrong.

Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2020 01:53 AM (kOpft)

773 I'm in recovery. But I still think it's hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 11:14 PM (nakwk)

Recovery is for quitters.

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2020 01:53 AM (Ojki1)

774 Tis time.

You need to ALWAYS remember that we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD--our heritage requires it.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 22, 2020 01:53 AM (KATBx)

775 Someone a few nights ago said he had died. I hope
not, but I have a bad feeling. Hospice is never a long term thing.
Fucking cancer.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2020 12:56 AM (9Om/r)

If it makes you feel better my mom used to do medical checks for hospice. People can survive in it for some time, and people do get better enough to be discharged from it.

*said from someone who is likely facing hospice in the future*

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2020 01:56 AM (Ojki1)

776 My glass has piss in it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2020 01:56 AM (LxTcq)

777 Recovery is for quitters.




Posted by: Bete

Recovery is also for quilters.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:56 AM (KAi1n)

778 777 Recovery is for quitters.




Posted by: Bete

Recovery is also for quilters.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:56 AM (KAi1n)

What if you are recovering from a quilting addiction?

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2020 02:02 AM (Ojki1)

779 Ah Damn...

Just getting in... a stink is most noted...... smells like wet Democrat underwear....like I've been smelling since November 3rd....only getting stronger now...and more putrid.

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 22, 2020 02:02 AM (u1WYs)

780 Drunkquilting is probably a thing somewhere.

Posted by: klaftern at November 22, 2020 02:08 AM (RuIsu)

781 ">>>Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."

George Washington
General Orders, August 23, 1776

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 02:10 AM (CZm2G)

782 Their name is also on a metric shit-ton of those ablative, scented discs which are placed in a urinal to be pissed upon.

Fitting, it seems.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

I worked part time as a janitor in a Catholic Grammar School.

We FINALLY got urinal pucks and the kids took them outside and used them for hockey pucks.

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 02:14 AM (arJlL)

783 657 @RealSamFaddis
Hey Denver. Who can give me the license plates on those document destruction vans that keep zipping in and out of Dominion Voting Systems on 18th Street?
Posted by: Suite 210 at November 22, 2020 12:42 AM

The real question is why this wasn't scrapped a week or two ago, when Trump was first making noises. I guess the exit plan is also being hastily drawn up.

Posted by: Who will be the bagholder? at November 22, 2020 02:15 AM (BBWrU)

784 ..@RealSamFaddis
Hey Denver. Who can give me the license plates on those document destruction vans that keep zipping in and out of Dominion Voting Systems on 18th Street?
Posted by: Suite 210 at November 22, 2020 12:42 AM

The real question is why this wasn't scrapped a week or two ago, when Trump was first making noises. I guess the exit plan is also being hastily drawn up.

Posted by: Who will be the bagholder? at November 22, 2020 02:15 AM (BBWrU)



No, the Real Question is, why aren't there Armed Patriots commandeering each of those vans as they leave, and driving the evidence contained within to a local Trumpian attorney's facility as evidence?

Let the commandeer-er of each van sign off on the Chain of Custody affidavit.

I'm sure that their subsequent criminal charges will be quickly exonerated in a Trump 2.0 administration.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 02:25 AM (QzJWU)

785 Nice ONT, I've enjoyed the many discussions and as always, I learned a few things too. Good night, Horde, thanks for being you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 22, 2020 02:27 AM (a4EWo)

786 Well, going on for 12:30 here. Time for me to go to bed. Supposed to be nice tomorrow; maybe I can get some more outside stuff done. I did snow-blow all the driveways and walkways, and it looks pretty good on that front.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2020 02:27 AM (52C0l)

787 @CodeMonkeyZ 3h
Colorado Secretary of State is DELETING DOMINION DOCUMENTS from the official Colorado Secretary of State website:
Luckily we have archives, local copies, and printed hard copies:

Posted by: "Luckily", he said ... at November 22, 2020 02:29 AM (BBWrU)

788 Amistad

https://tinyurl.com/vv4fnlh

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 02:32 AM (CZm2G)

789 787......seriously! Wow!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 22, 2020 02:32 AM (/UQ/R)

790 First photograph; I had salt and pepper shakers shaped like the cooling towers of Three Mile Island.

So I cut out a little island from paper, shaped like a peanut, and set the s/p shakers upon it. I drew little island like things. Then hosted a dinner party. "What's that for?"

I sabotaged my own party because I couldn't resist a joke. It was in the news at the time. I thought everyone would get it. But they didn't. Total fail. It just ruined the shakers. I hated those things after that.

Posted by: bour3 at November 22, 2020 02:34 AM (KXQr+)

791 Florida man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FrQfONE5zk

Posted by: Undocumented at November 22, 2020 02:39 AM (Y08Vx)

792 787.

I do hope that you've alerted the entire Trumposphere in your Area of Operation?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 02:40 AM (QzJWU)

793 The brazen way they continue to break the law and destroy evidence even when under the spotlight should clue us all in on how the Harris administration intends to deal with us.

They don't care that we know and that we're livid. I'm sure they already have plans for making examples out of people. I would be really surprised if the clowns in actions' private army (they do have one) isn't a lot larger than people expect, because they can't seriously be thinking of using regular military forces for this.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 22, 2020 02:44 AM (EEVQU)

794 Hiya Bawk !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 02:53 AM (arJlL)

795 @jerrysaltz [New York Magazine art critic, Pulitzer Prize winner]
Republicanism is no longer a political problem; Republicanism is a social problem. It must be treated in the same way coronavirus is treated: it has to be isolated and snuffed-out by repressing it in about 70% of the general population.

Posted by: Clarification: The "ism" not the people, obviously at November 22, 2020 02:53 AM (BBWrU)

796 ..They don't care that we know and that we're livid. I'm sure they already have plans for making examples out of people. I would be really surprised if the clowns in actions' private army (they do have one) isn't a lot larger than people expect, because they can't seriously be thinking of using regular military forces for this.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 22, 2020 02:44 AM (EEVQU)


They'd best not try between after 1 am, and before 6 am, because that's when I'm in my deepest REM sleep, and the most un-responsive to their attacks.

Never mind that I sleep intermittently throughout the day, and might be Fresh as a Daisy at odd hours in the wee hours?

Tag, they're IT!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 02:57 AM (QzJWU)

797 anything good tonight, or just the usual madness, besides the concern over Vic, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 22, 2020 03:00 AM (8aO8x)

798 Republicanism has to be isolated and snuffed-out by repressing it in about 70% of the general population.
Posted by: Clarification: The "ism" not the people,
I am wondering if this is some joke by Saltz? So 70% of the population thinks like us, but we are the problem?

Posted by: MikeM at November 22, 2020 03:00 AM (OqsNP)

799
@jerrysaltz [New York Magazine art critic, Pulitzer Prize winner]
Republicanism is no longer a political problem; Republicanism is a social problem. It must be treated in the same way coronavirus is treated: it has to be isolated and snuffed-out by repressing it in about 70% of the general population.
Posted by: Clarification: The "ism" not the people, obviously

==========

Has he seen the results of the California election? It's a center-right state. (Republicans are simply that awful at messaging.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 22, 2020 03:05 AM (G51Gf)

800 ..@jerrysaltz [New York Magazine art critic, Pulitzer Prize winner]
Republicanism is no longer a political problem; Republicanism is a social problem. It must be treated in the same way coronavirus is treated: it has to be isolated and snuffed-out by repressing it in about 70% of the general population.

Posted by: Clarification: The "ism" not the people, obviously at November 22, 2020 02:53 AM (BBWrU)


Somebody please arrange for me a personal introduction to this Illuminary? I would so enjoy a two minute conversation with this Saltz!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite, horde!


zzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 03:06 AM (QzJWU)

801 No, the Real Question is, why aren't there Armed Patriots commandeering
each of those vans as they leave, and driving the evidence contained
within to a local Trumpian attorney's facility as evidence?


Let the commandeer-er of each van sign off on the Chain of Custody affidavit.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Sorry Jim, those affidavits would be tossed out in a New York minute.

Do you really think that in this day when every person and every vehicle has some kind of cell link that POTUS doesn't know what's going on? He said stand back and stand by (the way side). Now is not the time for whiskey-inspired patriotism.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 03:06 AM (KAi1n)

802 801 Now is not the time for whiskey-inspired patriotism.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 03:06 AM (KAi1n)

Amen.

Posted by: m at November 22, 2020 03:10 AM (GadyI)

803 ..Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 03:06 AM (KAi1n)


I hereby acknowledge to your lawyerliness, and accordingly, submit to the slumber of Morpheus[/is] bourbon, and a late hour.

Take this bait, yon DeepState.Mil.

Dare ya.

My digital records give no hint of the surprises which await.

Feel lucky, punks?

Well, DO ya?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2020 03:15 AM (QzJWU)

804 Is that a picture of 3 mile island, chernobyl or fukishima?

Posted by: raimondo at November 22, 2020 03:21 AM (vVQ1N)

805 Nice to see Twitter is now fact-checking Trump's future predictions.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 22, 2020 03:22 AM (buTO7)

806 Make the Streisand effect your friend.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 03:26 AM (KAi1n)

807 Happy conspiracy day though my grand father told me it was dec. 7 not nov. 22.

Posted by: raimondo at November 22, 2020 03:28 AM (vVQ1N)

808 "Jingle Bells" by Fats Domino is a real treat.

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 22, 2020 03:37 AM (R73w+)

809 Economic Times Nov 20, 2020

BEIJING: China said on Thursday that US Navy Secretary Kenneth Braithwaite's call for the establishment of a new naval fleet at the intersection of the Indian and Pacific Oceans is aimed at expanding Washington's military prowess and defence budgets hyping the "China threat".
----------

OK by me.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 03:43 AM (CZm2G)

810 668 Time for ice cream.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 12:39 AM (CZm2G)

This guy knows what's up.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 22, 2020 12:41 AM (t+qrx)

Every waking minute of my day is time for ice cream...

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 22, 2020 03:44 AM (YlyPd)

811 MP Materials, which operates the largest rare earth element mines in the Western Hemisphere, had a big week. It was one of three companies on Nov. 17 to receive Defense Department grants intended to return rare earth production to the United States.
---------

OK by me

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 03:45 AM (CZm2G)

812 An effort to sort through the legalese, here, in some of the court documents:

@bradheath
DC reporter for
@reuters
on crime and justice.

Posted by: m at November 22, 2020 03:47 AM (GadyI)

813 The Federal Drug Administration Saturday night approved an Emergency Use Authorization for an antibody treatment ...the manufacturer. Regeneron. received the green light for their cocktail of two antibodies - or casirivimab and imdevimab...
------------------

This must be a Sat night news dump

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 03:49 AM (CZm2G)

814 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 03:49 AM (Z/jzm)

815 Roger Stone explained that Microsoft, at Gates' instruction, " designed a software called Election Guard" that has "been used by Dominion, as well as Election Services, Hurt Intercivic, Clean Ballot, Election Systems and Hardware, BPro, and SmartMatic."
---

coup, coup, ka chew

Posted by: Braenyard at November 22, 2020 03:53 AM (CZm2G)

816 Horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 22, 2020 04:01 AM (YlyPd)

817 .

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 22, 2020 04:07 AM (iTXRQ)

818 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 04:07 AM (arJlL)

819 Rio Bravo is my fave Western.

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 04:08 AM (arJlL)

820 When the only channel mom watches is GritTV, you see a lot of westerns. Multiple times.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:13 AM (Z/jzm)

821 Hey JT. I had some good laughs at those jokes.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:15 AM (Z/jzm)

822 I use to have ice cream every night but only May through October, rarely in the winter. Now it's only occasionally but same time of year.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2020 04:23 AM (9sWOw)

823 Check out the Buffalo gym owners on gateway pundit. That is how every one of us must resist Communism. Rigging an election to facilitate a Great Reset is an act of treason. #ResistCommunism.

Posted by: Valiant at November 22, 2020 04:24 AM (3MiF8)

824 Ice cream used to be my go to for comfort food. Now I can take it or leave if.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:26 AM (Z/jzm)

825 Rhomboid asked me for my thumbnail sketch of why I felt confident about Trump's chances. I went a little long yesterday, but I can give a shorter version now:

The elites cannot shoot straight. They had the FBI, CIA, Five Eyes, Congress, a Special Prosecutor, and a supine MSM all lined up to take Trump out with Russian Collusion, and they missed the King.

This election operation became too big to contain. Too many players means many chances to screw up, and they can't keep everyone quiet.

Sidney has the goods.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2020 11:06 PM (QhOG6)

Steve Bannon says Sidney has "the receipts". He's been confident of this the entire time, and is getting more confident of a good outcome it seems every day.

One legal issue is the Detroit counting center was nearly 2 football fields long, and the Repub vote counters had to stay at one end of the building. Similar with the Philadelphia counting center. They had no chance to review the ballots as they were counted. What the Democrats pushed in the last few months was to change procedures (only the legislature can do so - not a judge or a commission) while eliminating the large number of smaller centers and consolidate into one huge one, because of course, Covid. Easy to manipulate ballot counts in one spot with nobody watching.

No federal court of appeals would let this stand. All votes after the initial ones on Tuesday night count. Those late ones, not able to be reviewed as the law clearly states, illegal votes that get thrown out. Trump had a commanding lead in all these states at that time.
It's going to be about 2 weeks to get this far.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2020 04:27 AM (sy5kK)

826 voiceofreason: "Here in Colorado the setup for active voter fraud was facilitated with
House Bill 1303 in 2013, which at the time I called the Voter Fraud Act.
This bill threw Colorado into all mail ballot elections, eliminated
precinct polling places, immediately dumped into the active voter lists
all inactive voters where there was still an address attached to the
file (over 300,000 ballots were then mailed out to these "voters"), and
the bill, now law, allowed same-day voter registration. HB13-1303 made
Colorado ripe for voter fraud.
Then in 2019 Polis and his legislature sealed up Colorado's election
future with SB19-235. Here is my description, as published in
UNMASKED2020, page 26: "...SB-235, Automatic Voter Registration, may be
the worst of all the new election laws here in Colorado, ever. It
directs all state agencies to register to vote everyone who contacts
their office for any reason. This includes Medicaid, where at least 25%
of the population is on their roles. SB-235 will result in the state
automatically registering many thousands of non-citizens. Election
integrity was significantly compromised by SB-235."
What we have been enduring for several years in Colorado is now being
played out on the national scene."
It wasn't just Californians fleeing. Colorado was targeted by Soros and Mail-In Vote Fraud was the means.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 22, 2020 04:28 AM (wlmlQ)

827 I'm not sure I want to watch that video of the exploding whale

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:28 AM (Z/jzm)

828 LeftCoast Dawg agree, the criminal enterprise is thousands of people, it will collapse if it gets seriously investigated with penalties threatening.
But even the information is too widely known to be kept secret.

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2020 04:35 AM (9sWOw)

829 Hey JT. I had some good laughs at those jokes.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Good !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 04:41 AM (arJlL)

830 667

Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nakwk)


This is known, in the local parlance, as a FAIL.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2020 04:43 AM (/HCod)

831

830th!!!
Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 22, 2020 04:43 AM (6kzAH)

832 I'm not sure I want to watch that video of the exploding whale

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:28 AM (Z/jzm)


It's a classic. I think someone even reworked it into 4k HD.

For the chillins.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2020 04:44 AM (/HCod)

833 441 About those 138,000 identical names in Michigan and Pennsylvania voter rolls with
identical birth dates. I am willing to wager 100 Quatloos that nobody is
going to be able to find all of those people in either of those two
states. I'll also wager an additional 100 Quatloos that those people can
be found in California. When the democrats needed extra voters in those
states I'll bet they just went to the most convenient list they had.

Somebody might want to check if those same voters are in Wisconsin, Georgia, and Virginia also.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2020 11:35 PM (Wf/fS)

If they find that person voted in more than 1 state, that vote is now illegal in both states. And if one were to take a sample of say 1,000 and find 995 actual voters, you could project that ratio to the entire 138k, getting to within 8k votes in MI in one fell swoop. There is lots of other stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2020 04:45 AM (sy5kK)

834 Ha, TeeJ!

How was the rally?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 04:46 AM (Z/jzm)

835

Mornin', Mlii.
Chilly and unfortunately, small.
Only around 50.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 22, 2020 04:54 AM (6kzAH)

836 I'm guessing that "The Merry Peasant" has also been translated as "The Happy Farmer" ... but I have not clicked yet.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 22, 2020 04:57 AM (AHq56)

837

Favorite Western - McClintock

We didn't have a family word but did have a phrase,,, dork song.

If you can guess what that is, where it came from, you win...
Well, nothing really.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 22, 2020 04:58 AM (6kzAH)

838 760 I don't know what happened in PA. Until things get to SCOTUS, not much matters. Be thankful for federal district court judges who enter swift orders of dismissal. The last thing you want is to be dicking around in trial court when the clock strikes 12 and moondrops burst out at you from their hiding place. All rulings of law are appealed "de novo" -- the reviewing justices take a fresh look at the legal issues, the trial judge's reasoning being irrelevant.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 01:36 AM (KAi1n)

Trump campaign has a post out tonight in response, signed by Rudy and Jenna, saying we disagree with the Obama judge but thank him for making a quick decision so we can get on to appeal.
They expected the ruling, and now on to the next step.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2020 04:59 AM (sy5kK)

839 ... it is the same piece. Youtube did not know this. I wonder about wikipedia ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 22, 2020 05:00 AM (AHq56)

840 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Album_for_the_Young
Number 10 from part one. Both names.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 22, 2020 05:02 AM (AHq56)

841 799
@jerrysaltz [New York Magazine art critic, Pulitzer Prize winner]
Republicanism is no longer a political problem; Republicanism is a social problem. It must be treated in the same way coronavirus is treated: it has to be isolated and snuffed-out by repressing it in about 70% of the general population.
Posted by: Clarification: The "ism" not the people, obviously


Did you know that if you shoot a wild hog in the ear with a .22LR, it will drop like a rock?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 22, 2020 05:03 AM (sy5kK)

842

Mornin' LC Dawgs.

I imagine that 22LR in the ear goes for pretty much any beasty as long as long as it's right in the canal. Straight into the ol' noggin to buzz around for a bit.
Same with an eye shot.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 22, 2020 05:10 AM (6kzAH)

843

Auto-c addeth s's and auto-c taketh away (like it did yesterday).

Posted by: TeeJ at November 22, 2020 05:13 AM (6kzAH)

844 The Lucy statue reminds me of Billy Bob Thornton

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 22, 2020 05:17 AM (iTXRQ)

845 I didn't see the Chinese MLK statue. That was a hoot.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 22, 2020 05:21 AM (DB16e)

846 Good morning.
Looking at my emails. My NextDoor group sent on out with 4 items that are being given away.
One of them was a white La-Z-Boy double recliner in white that was so stained I wouldn't put it in my back yard for the raccoons to sleep on.

Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2020 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

847 I would like a bust of Jane Russell's bust.

Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2020 05:31 AM (ZnWJS)

848 When I was in the south I kept seeing bumper stickers saying I'll never forget! I put one on my car that was similar. It read Your right to never forget that you LOST! Never for get that you and the dumpster LOST!

Posted by: raimondo at November 22, 2020 05:35 AM (vVQ1N)

849 LOL now this is funny. Actual Headline.

Maryland Reports New Daily High Of Over 51,000 Covid-19 Tests.

Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2020 05:39 AM (ZnWJS)

850 https://babylonbee.com/news/kraken-holds-press-conference-to-distance-itself-from-trump-campaign

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 22, 2020 05:39 AM (DB16e)

851 You know, Raimondo makes more sense in the original Pig Latin...

enwhay iyay asway inyay ethay outhsay iyay eptkay eeingsay umperbay ickersstay ayingsay i'llyay evernay orgetfay ! iyay utpay oneyay onyay ymay arcay atthay asway imilarsay . ityay eadray ouryay ightray otay evernay orgetfay atthay ouyay ostlay ! evernay orfay etgay atthay ouyay andyay ethay umpsterday ostlay !

Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2020 05:39 AM (vd8XM)

852 Actually, Biden lost. Bigly.

Will be a sweet day when Trump prevails.

Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2020 05:40 AM (ZnWJS)

853 Alberta shipped their rats to Baltimore.

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 05:41 AM (arJlL)

854 Showing an inch and a half of snow coming to No Ill on Tuesday

Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2020 05:41 AM (vd8XM)

855 Actually, Biden lost. Bigly.

Will be a sweet day when Trump prevails.
Posted by: jsg

Amen Brutha !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2020 05:41 AM (arJlL)

856 Time to make the coffee

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2020 05:44 AM (9sWOw)

857 >>https://babylonbee.com/news/kraken-holds-press-conference-to-distance-itself-from-trump-campaign
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 22, 2020 05:39 AM (DB16e)

Ok, that is funny.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)

858 If they manage to get the Figurehead Rapist into the White House, I'm predicting a stock market crash by mid February, and here's why. The Israelis, with their new found friends, realize the junta dictating policy through Joe is going to let Iran do whatever it wants. They also realize they are on their own when it comes to Persian aggression. A three pronged attack, launched out of the Emirates and KSA takes out air defenses, naval assets, and weapons development sites. The Iranian loving European markets go nuts, and Wall Street follows.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 22, 2020 05:45 AM (I58tH)

859 >>>Showing an inch and a half of snow coming to No Ill on Tuesday
Posted by: Bruce at November 22, 2020 05:41 AM (vd8XM)


Nooooooooo!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 22, 2020 05:45 AM (Z/jzm)

860 "'Endeavor to persevere.", and when we had thought about it enough we declared war on the Union.'
-Chief Lone Watie, The Outlaw Josie Wales

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2020 05:47 AM (XhWtx)

861 Marching too georgia! Democrats will be voting early and often in the run off. Democrats are moving to georgia so they can vote in the run off!

Posted by: raimondo at November 22, 2020 05:49 AM (vVQ1N)

862 I feel sad for Georgia and Virginia. The reconstruction has finally taken its toll.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2020 05:55 AM (XhWtx)

863 And Vic, if you are here a good morning to you and prayers offered on your behalf.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

864 If they manage to get the Figurehead Rapist into the White House, I'm predicting a stock market crash by mid February
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Yup. I have weathered many storms with the market. The most recent was when it went to 13k(?) during the covid. But I went to cash the Friday after the election. I do not believe in a Biden presidency. You have a lot of interesting points about what might happen. My thoughts are more along the lines of a terrible economy, with a lot of terrible policy decisions. When Trump wins...I will have to get back in, probably missing some upside.

Posted by: MikeM at November 22, 2020 05:58 AM (OqsNP)

865 At long last Rainman finally admits Democrats cheat.

Posted by: jsg at November 22, 2020 06:00 AM (ZnWJS)

866 I guess the market was 18.5k at its lowest...I could not watch.

Posted by: MikeM at November 22, 2020 06:00 AM (OqsNP)

867 That's not a statue of Lucille Ball, man. It's me in drag.

Posted by: John Travolta at November 22, 2020 06:01 AM (RbGtT)

868 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 22, 2020 06:03 AM (WHOsw)

869 That gun control article had an interesting line, "she shot him once in the chest."

She aimed for the center of the perp's body mass, fired accurately and then stopped shooting.

Our police could take a lesson from her self-discipline. How many times have the police gotten into trouble when they have shot a perp and not known when to stop shooting?

Ignore the strawman argument about wounding the perp in the leg, aim for central body mass and watch for results before firing again.

That way you don't end up with a spray of bullets flying everywhere and an angry crowd raging against the police.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 22, 2020 08:47 AM (EMi53)

870 Can we try that on Team Biden?

Posted by: Ziba at November 22, 2020 10:22 AM (S1hrL)

871 We're on the precipice of the dissolution of the
United States of America and you want Trump to be represented by people
who are *not* making common cause? Why on Earth would you want that? How
is Trump not better off with competent lawyers down for the struggle?

(Besides,
there's a little problem with the 13th amendment..., whiiiiiich is a
bit ironic given that you are redbanzai the Southerner....)



Posted by: SFGoth at November 22, 2020 12:33 AM (KAi1n)


Not saying I want the representing the President... I am just saying they should not have been allowed to withdraw. And yes I know that is a little bit contradictory but we CANNOT allow a situation where groups of people can intimidate lawyers into quitting... it flies in the face in the legal right to counsel.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 22, 2020 11:01 AM (946rW)

872 *them

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 22, 2020 11:02 AM (946rW)

873 Why wouldn't they drag the whale out to sea?

Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at November 22, 2020 12:24 PM (hVOXD)

874 Fargile...must be Italian.

Posted by: Stout at November 22, 2020 09:28 PM (EHSFD)

875 The furious iconoclasm of the left is just furious anti-Whiteness. One rule for thee but another for me.

Posted by: Based&RedPilled at November 23, 2020 11:55 AM (jsNGa)

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