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"Male Feminist" Is Just Another Term for "Unconvicted Sex Pest:" A Case Study

"MovieBob" is a fat neckbeard leftist. I don't know much about him, except that all of the people I read or watch hate his guts.

He is of, of course, a Male Feminist.

Now, I don't really like dogpiling and mobbing up on someone.

But this guy's a real asshole. From what little I've seen of this guy, he's an egotistical loser who just can't shut up about his nasty politics on the internet, and he pretty much deserves whatever abuse he might get.

This is an example of his stupid twitter ranting:

malefeminist0.jpg

Just a sterotypical angry, spastic Twitter leftist.

Below, annoying ultrapolitical hysterical feminist Lindsay Ellis has an exchange with another lefty, and Moviebob decides this is a good time to interrupt and post a picture of himself and Ellis together at a convention.

Cringe warning.

But cringe in a good way.

malefeminist1.jpg

This is not appreciated by Lindsey Ellis -- who tells Moviebob, essentially, to stop cyberstalking her:


malefeminist2.jpg

A "softblock" is a passive-aggressive, feminine way of semi-confrontation. You block someone for one second, which forces them to unfollow you. Then you take the block off, so they can't see what you did.

This means that they see they're not following you now.

She's saying that he should have gotten the hint from her very very passive-aggressive and sulky form of confrontation.

I didn't know all that myself, and that seems like some super girly bullshit, but fuck this fucking fat neckbeard fuck anyway.

Apparently MovieBob then gets mobbed by feminists (and, I imagine, people who just hate his guts and are happy to see his comeuppance).

People ask Linsday Ellis: Aren't you being a bitch for causing this dogpiling on MovieBob?

She says: Nah, he's a creeper.

malefeminist3.jpg


He tried to calm the feminist harpies down by simping and kneeling:

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But this person, who I assume is also a feminist, points out that by repeatedly calling a complete strange "my colleague" he's continuing to insist upon a relationship that simply does not exist except in his fantasies:

@bored_emy

19h
Replying to @the_moviebob

The problem is that you were trying to seem like you were associated with them, when in fact they want nothing to do with you... and you're still doing it, *in your apology*.

He then takes the only remaining way out: Twitter Suicide.

malefemiist4.jpg

Update: Now other SJWs are calling Lindsay Ellis a racist.

Oooh, I love an SJW feeding frenzy when they're all attacking people I don't like.

Via The Critical Drinker's stream about the Rocky franchise, in which he commented about this exchange: "I thought Abraham Lincoln made it illegal to own someone this hard."

Posted by: Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 first!

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:29 PM (+2xjH)

2 First!!!

Posted by: Jmel at November 13, 2020 03:29 PM (hk/8r)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:30 PM (NWM+b)

4 this is my first, first... I'd like to thank the academy.. and my Dominion touch screen...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+2xjH)

5 Diabeeto is the worst.

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2020 03:32 PM (kOpft)

6 Read the content! **rookie** hangs head in shame

Posted by: Iris at November 13, 2020 03:32 PM (lSFe/)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Reminds me of Harry Knowles, but Knowles got more poon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:32 PM (NWM+b)

9 Now, I don't really like dogpiling and mobbing up on someone.

_________


LOL

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Jig0m)

10 My blood pressure is so fucking high right now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

11 I am rather proud of the fact that I have no idea who either of these people are, and positively giddy that I have no desire to know.

Look at me, I'm growing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TB7HE)

12 >>>5 Diabeeto is the worst.


who is diabeeto again?

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (C+F5p)

13 First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (FYe3W)

14 Well, sure. I thought it was common knowledge that "male feminists" are just simps trying to get laid.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (UPoLF)

15 I want to be amused, but am merely disgusted.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

16 MovieBob appears to be one of those.....what do they call them.......UnCels?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Reminds me of Harry Knowles, but Knowles got more poon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!

I think the only that guy gets is peen.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Kbzcz)

18 First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.


He has a ticket for Ark B.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

19 to rip off a line from garrett, Moviebob looks like a guy who chronically fills his hand and his own bellybutton with Failure Juice.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (C+F5p)

20 To quote a great author:

this "man's" face looks like an aircraft carrier landing deck for sperm.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Thanks for a more light hearted thread, ace.

We can all make fun of this loser (who I guess is internet famous?) for being such a cringey simp.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (UPoLF)

22 Male feminists are the dudes that are friends with your girlfriend.. just waiting for a shot and it they don't get it they will eventually take it anyway.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (+2xjH)

23 When you're in your thirties, you get pissy about all the fantasy bullshit "technology" that doesn't exist yet.

When you're in your sixties, you laugh at people in their thirties.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (6FeV1)

24 so kinda like Joe Biden?



?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (GIeIM)

25 BEAM ME UP!

Posted by: Jim Traficant at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (W2Pud)

26 First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (FYe3W)


Nobody tell him the rest of us got spaceships. Let him figure it out on his own.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (t+qrx)

27 who is diabeeto again?

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (C+F5p)

EFAP supervillain version of MovieBob

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (kOpft)

28 18 First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.


He has a ticket for Ark B.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

=========

And why he thinks that the starships and AI will be developed by exclusively brown people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b)

29 i'm not sure of this, but I think this spazmoid was one of the lunatics attacking people for thinking Ghostbusters 2016 looked like shit.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (C+F5p)

30 Twitter is an insane asylum

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (MPYWI)

31 But if his Twitter is locked how will people find his rants so he can make money since even The Escapist found him trash and fired him (again)?

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (Ojki1)

32 MovieBob appears to be one of those.....what do they call them.......UnCels?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

UnCle Fuckers, maybe....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (6FeV1)

33 >>>EFAP supervillain version of MovieBob


oh, i know i've heard the term. These guys all run together for me in an asshole chowder.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (C+F5p)

34 I do believe I could use this man for my next project!

- Joss Whedon

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (2RBkF)

35 i'm not sure of this, but I think this spazmoid was one of the lunatics attacking people for thinking Ghostbusters 2016 looked like shit.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (C+F5p)


Too good to check.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (t+qrx)

36 Twitter is an insane asylum
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (MPYWI)
---
As people who still have some tie to the English language abandon it, yes. Increasingly so.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (FYe3W)

37 Western Civ died of millions and millions of minor cuts, some major wars, communism etc.

But holy crap, social media did more damage to Western Civ than anything else could have ever dreamed of doing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (JRaU+)

38 how to spot a male feminist.


they are the ones at the party trying to put their hands down the passed out girls pants when they think no one is watching

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (GIeIM)

39 seattle is full of soiboi male feminists.

and women seem to love them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

40 >>>31 But if his Twitter is locked how will people find his rants so he can make money since even The Escapist found him trash and fired him (again)?


oh that's right! I forgot. Yeah, I remember the EFAP types laughing about that.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (C+F5p)

41 29 i'm not sure of this, but I think this spazmoid was one of the lunatics attacking people for thinking Ghostbusters 2016 looked like shit.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (C+F5p)

===========

If I had seen Spy and The Heat before Ghostbusters 2016, I would have had solid opinions about Paul Feig's brand of comedy that would have solidified my reasoning for thinking that the new Ghostbusters looked like shit.

Because Feig's brand of comedy isn't very funny, like, at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (NWM+b)

42 I've had a woman do the block/unblock on me for saying "And you BELIEVED that?!" Heh.

I'm currently shadowbanned-with-extreme-prejudice on Twitter. My crime? I broke down 2016 election results using the Benford Law.

I didn't say it proved anything. I just noticed that most elections follow the curve for most people. HRC was an exception in specific areas.

Posted by: moviegique at November 13, 2020 03:37 PM (dhFCT)

43 If anyone is an expert on asshole chowder it's ace heyyoo

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 13, 2020 03:37 PM (p5dsY)

44 When reality disappoints you, go lib.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:37 PM (FYe3W)

45 >>>22 Male feminists are the dudes that are friends with your girlfriend.. just waiting for a shot and it they don't get it they will eventually take it anyway.

She'll like me if she just gets to know me!!!

Posted by: Permanent Friendzone Resident at November 13, 2020 03:37 PM (C+F5p)

46 "wondering how to placate the white working class"

--

It's trivially simple.

Leave us alone.

That you refuse to indicates that we're not the problem in your equation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (/BX3R)

47 Best thing you did for your health, Ace, was leaving twitter.

I meant to thank you, it was your posts on leaving and the brain rot from it that really got me thinking about it and I cancelled too.

Healthier ever since.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (+2xjH)

48 39 seattle is full of soiboi male feminists.

and women seem to love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

Do they though?

Or is that all that's available to them in their social circle, and as soon as they get a chance to bail and date a normal guy, they will?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (UPoLF)

49 8 Reminds me of Harry Knowles, but Knowles got more poon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:32 PM (NWM+b)

Harry at least started hi own brand-for better or worse-.

Blob keeps trying to leech onto other brands, almost like he knows he can't survive on his own merits.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

50 someone said, "This guy couldn't even make it into the friendzone without being c#nt-punted right out of it."

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (C+F5p)

51 "13
First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (FYe3W)"

I'd like to know how he makes the leap to blaming it on working class whites instead of... basically fucking anyone else.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (EEVQU)

52 39 seattle is full of soiboi male feminists.

and women seem to love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched

From a distance. Who on earth wants to sleep with one?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (GZ/yK)

53 Hmm guess I'm not going to try to placate Bob.

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (0fNxB)

54 Many people in this country need a 12ga enema.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (BHH76)

55 >>>I meant to thank you, it was your posts on leaving and the brain rot from it that really got me thinking about it and I cancelled too.


good to hear it. I like being out too

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (C+F5p)

56 Ghostbusters 2016 would've been better if they just used the original script and replaced the characters with women.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

57
Please get yourself out of the habit of saying "cringe."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (tfYxx)

58 *points to the far corner*

I'll be over there, way on the other side of the sanity spectrum from these blue check freaks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (4BMGG)

59 50 someone said, "This guy couldn't even make it into the friendzone without being c#nt-punted right out of it."
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (C+F5p)

=========

"Hi, my name is MovieBob, and I'd like to get to know you better as a person."
-Unknown sentence to MovieBob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (NWM+b)

60 Memology 101's video on MovieSlob's fail here is great:

https://tinyurl.com/y4wstj53

Even has the appropriate Simpsons clip in there, the "You can see the exact moment his heart breaks" clip from Bart.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (5aFbR)

61 that one blonde was pretty cute!

Posted by: Ward at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (nzKWW)

62 I read this as "MovieBlob."

Who is Lindsey Ellis? Should I care?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (hKi6n)

63 Me too nurse. My daughter just texted me New Mexico is back on full lockdown. Take out only for restaurants, 25% capacity for places like Walmart, Target etc. She said mom, this state is gonna die. I said well honey if the drooling imbecile gets in they will have plenty of company. I said you need to pack everyone up and move here.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (nxdel)

64 Didn't Obama kinda dump space stuff?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (0fNxB)

65 Jeebus. What a sissy.

I don't remember who it was, some UFC chick, who was getting mobbed by SJWs on Twitter about whatever it was that day, and she just made series of tweets saying "LOL, GFY, you're all bitches, and see if I care about your bitchy bitching... SPOILER ALERT: I don't."

Or something to that effect.

That works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (XJipD)

66 Child porn, and Toobin keeps him busy most days.

Posted by: demoncrat at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (3G2My)

67 56 Ghostbusters 2016 would've been better if they just used the original script and replaced the characters with women.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

But in what way would that show men how piggish they all are, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (NWM+b)

68 @39 nurse ratched-The "triggly-puff" types entertain the soi-boi's but females of a certain height to weight ratio do not, no matter their politics.

Posted by: JROD at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (0jZnq)

69 Sorry to go OT so quickly, but wanted to put this in front of the Horde. From Sarah Hoyt, who's naturally a depressive like I am:

=====
Yeah. They've always said what Trump wanted was a bigger reality show. Now they say he wants to start a network to rival Fox, not to win the presidency, and this is all publicity. Their aim is to make the people on the right feel betrayed and isolated, something we have long experience of and turn on Trump, so he gives up.

Don't fall for it. Yeah, none of this is certain, but don't you dare fall for it. For one because what lies on the other side of this if they win the butcher's bill STARTS at 2 million and might be ten times higher if compounded with famine and other issues.

So, stay strong, stay prepared.

Lay in supplies for a month. Check on the more vulnerable and scared members of the right. A lot of us spiral into depression anyway, regularly. Do what you can to make your space secure and your people safe. And yeah, this does come from someone in a blue city. I'm no end happy over this.
=====

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (L106N)

70 this is cool since we're all fucking panicking in the other thread about how bad friday the 13th is going for maga-land.

sigh...it will be ok, there's going to be roadblocks like clinton-judges acting the fool before we get to SCOTUS.

The Way...we need GA, AZ, and PA. If the universe is telling me Biden honestly got to 80 million votes running no campaign out of his basement, then that's one thing. but the universe is telling me "duh, use your brain, he cheated via mail in ballots" Also, yes, WI and MI would be nice too.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Ux7rt)

71 Point of order: You can't "upload" your consciousness. You might be able to duplicate it someday, but the very idea of uploading your mind makes no logical sense. It's pure magical thinking.

Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q177U)

72 See, here's the problem. I am an alcoholic. I quit in 2003 or some shit. I stopped at the neighborhood trough 10 minutes ago, and had me a shot of Crown.

Having said that, the best defense is a good offense, if you know what I mean.

It's very simple.

Posted by: 0231 at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (r+ov6)

73 EFAP Diabeeto meme:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5sx9lru

Posted by: Methos at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (kOpft)

74 MovieBob Fatpants

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (9sWOw)

75 35 i'm not sure of this, but I think this spazmoid was one of the lunatics attacking people for thinking Ghostbusters 2016 looked like shit.
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:35 PM (C+F5p)

I don't bet as a rule, but I am willing to put money down on this without doing any sort of searching.

Will parley (?not sure on the term) it with him doing same for The Charlies Angels reboot that bombed.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Ojki1)

76 Male Feminist = The Desperation that makes adolescent awkwardness and anxiety seem enviable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (u+xKF)

77 I think I've talked about my girlfriend's friend who is now married to a guy who is balding, but with a ponytail, and goes by the pronouns "they" and "them."

She's like 36 or 37, living in nyc, and realized "holy shit im single and if I ever want to have kids, I need to find a guy NOW" and that weirdo is the best she could do I guess.

With the amount of shit she talks about him (them***), it doesn't sound like a very happy relationship.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (UPoLF)

78 Do they though?

Or is that all that's available to them in their social circle, and as soon as they get a chance to bail and date a normal guy, they will?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


they think soibois are evolved men. of course, they love them.

deep inside, I think they hate them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

79 My blood pressure is so fucking high right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

You need to ply JackStraw for some of his spliff.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (N3El/)

80 I'd like to know how he makes the leap to blaming it on working class whites instead of... basically fucking anyone else.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 13, 2020 03:38 PM (EEVQU)
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It's funny because he could blame it on Reagan Resistance Democrats who complained that NASA was "like launching money up into space" when we needed it down here for social programs.

(Yes, that happened.)

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (FYe3W)

81 But holy crap, social media did more damage to Western Civ than anything else could have ever dreamed of doing.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Very, very true. We've become infants, by and large.

Posted by: lizabth at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)

82 ==========

But in what way would that show men how piggish they all are, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (NWM+b)


EQUALITY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

83 So is he doing one of those "what about Bob" movies? But more a reality show?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (0fNxB)

84 Male feminists weren't sure if George Michael was homosexual even after multiple hit songs about grooming and gay sex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (/BX3R)

85 Out: Toxic Masculinity

In: Creepy Stalking Toxic Neckbearded Unconvicted Sex Pervert Leftist Pests

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Jig0m)

86 Somewhere, an ottoman is missing its naked guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

87 >I read this as "MovieBlob."

A common Gamergate pet name for this shitheel. He's also a devoted eugenicist who no shit thinks he's part of the master race, and wants to eliminate the untermenchen like us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (L106N)

88 I've seen some of Lindsey Ellis' vids. She seems sane. One of those people who is still over there, on that side, but with the potential to be red pilled at some point.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

89 72 See, here's the problem. I am an alcoholic. I quit in 2003 or some shit. I stopped at the neighborhood trough 10 minutes ago, and had me a shot of Crown.

Having said that, the best defense is a good offense, if you know what I mean.

It's very simple.
Posted by: 0231 at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (r+ov6)

Please contact your sponsor as soon as you can.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (+2xjH)

90 I think every dude, as part of growing up, acts a little creepy at times. The key is to not do it a lot...and to not make it seem like your political theology demands you act that way.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Ux7rt)

91 You need to ply JackStraw for some of his spliff.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (N3El/)


*insert bong hit here

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

92 77 I think I've talked about my girlfriend's friend who is now married to a guy who is balding, but with a ponytail, and goes by the pronouns "they" and "them."

She's like 36 or 37, living in nyc, and realized "holy shit im single and if I ever want to have kids, I need to find a guy NOW" and that weirdo is the best she could do I guess.

With the amount of shit she talks about him (them***), it doesn't sound like a very happy relationship.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (UPoLF)

==========

There's something to idea that women who don't marry by the time they're 30 aren't worth marrying. Not for every one of them, of course, but there's something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (NWM+b)

93 And no roast of MovieBlob is complete without RazorFist's rant about him. It was good 5 years ago and it's good now.

https://tinyurl.com/ot77exw

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (5aFbR)

94 Male Feminist = The Desperation that makes adolescent awkwardness and anxiety seem enviable.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (u+xKF)
---
...Who hasn't figured out that women don't directly tell men what they want.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (FYe3W)

95 I am sorry I made inappropriate comments about my colleague, Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (I2/tG)

96 88 It is now being reported that the Domlnlon voting software replaced the L in Republican with a capital i, removing Donald Trump from the straight republican ticket!

HO. LEE. FOOK.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 13, 2020 01:28 PM (3P/5p)

From the last thread: WHERE is this being reported?

Posted by: President Elect MrObvious at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (k+h+d)

97 Male feminists weren't sure if George Michael was homosexual even after multiple hit songs about grooming and gay sex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (/BX3R)


And multiple arrests at rest stops.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Biznatch took the selfie.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (m/Gc2)

99 Is this the requested Happy Thread?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (/Dgcm)

100 Somewhere, an ottoman is missing its naked guy.

I laughed... Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Zmnko)

101 You might have been on a starship in 2019, but you would not have been conversing with anyone.

You would have ended up being the recipient of some alien, um, probes. Or perhaps they would have mistaken you for a cow and just mutilated you in some weird fashion.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 13, 2020 03:43 PM (ch6++)

102 75 35 i'm not sure of this, but I think this spazmoid was one of the lunatics attacking people for thinking Ghostbusters 2016 looked like shit.
Posted by: ace at N

---> I wonder what he thought about Gillete telling their male customers they a bunch white ass racist creepers. Because I see that they aren't using the same ad campaign for their newest razor...

honest, do I care that you stuck an LED in a razor blade? no, fuck you gillete.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Ux7rt)

103 This is why they make really sophisticated sex dolls.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2020 03:43 PM (pB6Gt)

104 I got dragged onto twitter 12 years ago by friends who had abandoned our previous blog hangout. And that's the only reason I'm there. I don't recommend it to anyone.

I'm busy trying out Urbitz--a new stack that decentralizes the Internet completely and makes every individual their own...uh...owner.

Posted by: moviegique at November 13, 2020 03:43 PM (dhFCT)

105 Ohm, BTW,

Oregon back to Phase I

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (W2Pud)

106 t is now being reported that the Domlnlon voting software replaced the L in Republican with a capital i, removing Donald Trump from the straight republican ticket!
---
That would explain the curve Dr. Shiva exhibited.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (FYe3W)

107 A common Gamergate pet name for this shitheel. He's also a devoted eugenicist who no shit thinks he's part of the master race, and wants to eliminate the untermenchen like us.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (L106N)


wait what?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (t+qrx)

108 "wondering how to placate the white working class"

Sign this simp thinks he is in the "intellectual class"

Missing of course once we go full socialist and there is less to review- and it is all government approved so his shtick of dunking on things will be unallowed- he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Ojki1)

109 Newsmax interviewing Bronx girl on her way to DC. lmao.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Kbzcz)

110 768 ZH: In a recent interview, FEC Chairman Trey Trainor said reports of fraud in some battleground states are credible "otherwise they would allow the [poll] observers to go in," referring to reports of some polling areas refusing to allow GOP observers to check on the process on Election Day and the days after.

"When you have claims of, you know, 10,000 people who don't live in the state of Nevada having voted in Nevada, you have the video... they're (poll workers) either duplicating a spoiled ballot right there or they're in the process of just marking a ballot that came in blank for a voter," Trainor told Newsmax. "That's a process that needs to be observed by election observers."

In the interview, he agreed with Trump's campaign lawsuits, while saying that questionable actions by elections officials in several states could make the election illegitimate.

"Our whole political system is based upon transparency to avoid the appearance of corruption," he said the interview while alleging that Pennsylvania and other states have not been transparent. "I do believe that there is voter fraud taking place in these places," he added.
Posted by: Election official NYT didn't contact at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM

Posted by: I'm still a thread behind at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (BBWrU)

111 Now, I don't really like dogpiling and mobbing up on someone.

I must be in the wrong place then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (guGkK)

112 She's like 36 or 37, living in nyc, and realized "holy shit im single and if I ever want to have kids, I need to find a guy NOW" and that weirdo is the best she could do I guess.

---> Emily Ratakwoski has the same kind of soi based husband.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Ux7rt)

113 105 Ohm, BTW,

Oregon back to Phase I
---------------

Totes not related to the current election bruhaha...

Posted by: Ward at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (nzKWW)

114 Apparently it takes about 120 comments to read the post.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (z79tQ)

115 I kinda feel for Bob. He wanted to be a star or in the stars and didnt succeed in either.
Maybe he needs to do better

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (0fNxB)

116 they think soibois are evolved men. of course, they love them.

deep inside, I think they hate them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

I mean, I have to imagine they would, right? Unless everything I think I know about human psychology is wrong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

117 64 Didn't Obama kinda dump space stuff?
_______________

He made it a mission of NASA's to make muzzies feel better about themselves.

Cuz muzzie self-esteem is so very vital to space exploration.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (k4dH2)

118 Moviebob has a face only a sledgehammer could love.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (UoOyP)

119 I am enjoying this contretemps immensely, especially as I don't follow Ellis tightly enough to be aware of any of this otherwise. She's entertaining, but nowhere near Wolf, much less Mauler or TCD. Her tag team with Jenny Nicholson against Addison Cain was hilarious, but furry BDSM has some money behind it. Like, I was shocked to investigate it. When Cain pays some neck beard to shoot Ellis in her pretty face, Imma cluck my tongue and say she should have done less to inspire real hatred.

The only reason I bring it up is that you would all be astonished how vulnerable a lot of bluecheck Internet stars really are.

Posted by: trev006 at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (M2HgC)

120 Oregon back to Phase I


Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:44 PM (W2Pud)

--

It's a weird pandemic when people have to be told that it's a pandemic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (/BX3R)

121 Oh, and one more thing...

That picture used for the morning report would be a "pull it, sir" prize winning photo plastered EVERYWHERE if the roles were reversed. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: InCali at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (9AFWN)

122 Hey its not like he took out his penis and whacked it in front of you without asking first.

Posted by: Lewis CK at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (VAQ6o)

123 99 Is this the requested Happy Thread?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (/Dgcm)



I met a girl who sang the Blues
I asked her for some Happy News
She just smiled and turned away

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (bCLt0)

124 There's something to idea that women who don't marry by the time they're 30 aren't worth marrying. Not for every one of them, of course, but there's something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:42 PM (NWM+b)

Yeah... I'm coming around to that view of dating, as I date a 30-something year old girl whose best friend is married to a they/them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

125 I was supposed to be on a starship by now


as the artificial gravity

Posted by: x at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (0tE/i)

126 56 Ghostbusters 2016 would've been better if they just used the original script and replaced the characters with women.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Feig would have still destroyed it. It is his nature.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

127 Who is Lindsey Ellis? Should I care?
Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (hKi6n)

She got popular being "The Nostalgia Chick" after she won an audition to become that character on "The Nostalgia Critic" channel (now Channel Awesome). This was about 12 years ago, which of course feels like forever.

She pumped out feminist critiques of movies and was pretty popular. But when The Nostalgia Critic's fortunes dropped, hers became elevated when she got hired by PBS to produce content for them.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (5aFbR)

128 Hey its not like he took out his penis and whacked it in front of you without asking first.

Posted by: Lewis CK at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (VAQ6o)
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Yeah, because asking makes it normal.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (FYe3W)

129 Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 03:41

Meh. She's an upstanding church lady. She told me if she is going down, she's taking folks with her. Good enough for me. Many kind thanks, Inogame.

Posted by: 0231 at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (r+ov6)

130 Twitter and Facebook are awesoem


they let you know who is full on crazy.

out in the public square

and then you can stay away from crazy

because if you think you can change someones mind by a facebook of twitter post YOU ARE REALLY CRAZY


Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (GIeIM)

131

All right, male feminist stalker wannabe movie critic is a sad pathetic blob.

But who did he vote for?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (cm2N9)

132 I'm 37 and I stopped dating women my age.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (IVj0Y)

133 131

All right, male feminist stalker wannabe movie critic is a sad pathetic blob.

But who did he vote for?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (cm2N9)

=========

Pat Buchanan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (NWM+b)

134 Sign this simp thinks he is in the "intellectual class"

It's tough being part of the Master Race, like I am!

Posted by: Movie Blob! at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (I2/tG)

135 deciding what sort of body



what do you have in a XXXXXF?

Posted by: x at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (0tE/i)

136 Hey, folk,

I heard back from the moderately upscale restaurant where we plan to have Thanksgiving dinner. They had to buck my no-mask, medical exemption request up the like to a vice-president, no less. They came back with a compromise: that when I get up to go to the restroom, I put a napkin over my nose and mouth.

That's right. I should be shamed because I can't wear the damned face diaper, and instead put a napkin over my mouth as if I were about to be sick from their food and am rushing to the men's room to vomit.

I will give them this: They are being very nice about the whole thing, and instead of slamming down the window and saying, "mask or you can go elsewhere," they are willing to compromise. But it is the stupidest compromise I've ever heard of.

"It's about the perception by other diners," they say. But what kind of perception will they have of a guy who looks like he's rushing to the men's room to upchuck the restaurant's food?

America is dead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (rpbg1)

137 Can we have a conversation about exactly how much I hate the phrase "not okay"? Like we're all 12 again?

I hate it. Usage of this phrase is NOT okay.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (JJyjZ)

138 Getting gang raped in the prison shower is just another name for nothing left to lose...

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (3C4nn)

139 Hey its not like he took out his penis and whacked it in front of you without asking first.
Posted by: Lewis CK

Texas perverts have the best manners.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (pB6Gt)

140 90
I think every dude, as part of growing up, acts a little creepy at
times. The key is to not do it a lot...and to not make it seem like your
political theology demands you act that way.

Yes - growing up. You are supposed to get past that awkwardness and learn some social skills by the time you leave your teens. Not become a neckbearded blob who sweats and pants when talking to a girl.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (u+xKF)

141 137 Can we have a conversation about exactly how much I hate the phrase "not okay"? Like we're all 12 again?

I hate it. Usage of this phrase is NOT okay.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (JJyjZ)

========

I'm not okay with this sentiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (NWM+b)

142 I'm 37 and I stopped dating women my age.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (IVj0Y)


I'm 40, give them my number instead.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (t+qrx)

143 I never in my life would have heard about this guy, but now that I have it wouldn't bother me if a scorpion stings him in the ballsack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

144 oh, i know i've heard the term. These guys all run together for me in an asshole chowder.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:36 PM (C+F5p)

A way with words. Not like Muldoon, but brilliant nonetheless.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (z79tQ)

145 I'm not okay with this sentiment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (NWM+b)



Someone needs to reach out to that guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (guGkK)

146 71 Point of order: You can't "upload" your consciousness. You might be able to duplicate it someday, but the very idea of uploading your mind makes no logical sense. It's pure magical thinking.
Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q177U)

Which is why Star Treks transporters are actually giant murder machines.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

147 We are living in the age of the tyranny of the feminine. These males relate to the feminine and do not understand the masculine.

Posted by: iandeal at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (GC2N7)

148 They came back with a compromise: that when I get up to go to the restroom, I put a napkin over my nose and mouth.

--

I'm not joking when I say this:

Duct tape a sock to your forehead any time you need to leave the table. It covers the nose and mouth, so that's the requirement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (/BX3R)

149 Are they "colleagues" though?

I don't know anything about either of them.

But if they both comment on movies as a vocation--and perhaps make some money off of it-- it sounds like they actually *are* colleagues, for those of us that still understand English.

Doesn't matter how much I piss off another software architect, he and I are colleagues. And that doesn't actually imply a "relationship".

Again, assuming that word meanings matter.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (FYe3W)

150
A common Gamergate pet name for this shitheel. He's also a devoted eugenicist who no shit thinks he's part of the master race, and wants to eliminate the untermenchen like us.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (L106N)

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WTF?

This is like some kind of pure extraction of the Dunning-Kruger effect that Al Gore then plunged into a vat devoid of self-awareness and pulled back a solid ring of doltish self-satisfaction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (XJipD)

151 146 71 Point of order: You can't "upload" your consciousness. You might be able to duplicate it someday, but the very idea of uploading your mind makes no logical sense. It's pure magical thinking.
Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q177U)

Which is why Star Treks transporters are actually giant murder machines.
Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

=========

The Prestige got it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (NWM+b)

152 here's baby Joey, sucking his paw and about to fall asleep

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (W2Pud)

153 @realDonaldTrump 10m

Now it is learned that the horrendous Dominion Voting System was used in Arizona (and big in Nevada). No wonder the result was a very close loss!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (5FCda)

154 I think I've talked about my girlfriend's friend who is now married to a guy who is balding, but with a ponytail, and goes by the pronouns "they" and "them."

She's like 36 or 37, living in nyc, and realized "holy shit im single and if I ever want to have kids, I need to find a guy NOW" and that weirdo is the best she could do I guess.

With the amount of shit she talks about him (them***), it doesn't sound like a very happy relationship.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (UPoLF)


I have a male relative, checks all the boxes of someone in his age range (under 40), of a certain type of male who thinks he's enlightened.

Not too long ago, his wife left him. For another man.

Now, this is one of those things where, inside the family, even though this little prick has been a jerk to everybody, there's all this bending over backwards to defend him, and claim SHE's the problem.

I don't know if she was carrying on with the other dude before the end of their marriage or how that timing went, but everyone thinks she's a whore.

Well, maybe not. I mean... have you SEEN him?

Of course you have! We all have. We've all endured his shit for a long, long, LONG time, but none of us had to be married to him.

I question her judgment for marrying him in the first place, but otherwise, nah. She's extremely smart, well educated and successful, and not too bad looking. I'd take a poke at it myself. Hell, why not.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

155 137 Can we have a conversation about exactly how much I hate the phrase "not okay"? Like we're all 12 again?

I hate it. Usage of this phrase is NOT okay.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (JJyjZ)

- -

And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

156 We should ask what specifically has he done to placate working class people? Give up his personal spaceship?

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (0fNxB)

157 I was supposed to be on a starship by now


as the artificial gravity
Posted by: x at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (0tE/i)


But unfortunately, gravity is what keeps him from getting to space.

We don't have the technology to defeat it sufficiently quite yet.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

158 of course he's grossly overweight. probably owns a few fedoras

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (cG+eD)

159 These guys all run together for me in an asshole chowder.



I saw Asshole Chowder open for Trouser Chili at the Gashouse.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

160 @132 Iasonas-At 37 years old you shouldn't be dating women within 10 years of your age.

Posted by: JROD at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (0jZnq)

161
Only approved followers can see @TheMovieBlob's Tweets.

Followers. In other words, no one.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (cm2N9)

162 Point of order: You can't "upload" your consciousness. You might be able to duplicate it someday, but the very idea of uploading your mind makes no logical sense. It's pure magical thinking.
Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2020 03:40 PM (q177U)
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Yeah, I didn't deal with it this time.

Somebody should re-watch The Prestige to see how that *might* just turn out.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (FYe3W)

163 155
And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

========

You seem super sensitive about this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (NWM+b)

164 The Prestige got it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (NWM+b)

That Rick and Morty episode was pretty good.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

165 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

"Super Sex!"


"... I'll have the soup."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

166 You know, if you look like "MovieBob," why the fuck would you take pictures of yourself? Are you happy that you look like a balding, fat, unkempt slob who only washes his hands so he won't leave Cheeto stains on his dick when he masturbates to K-pop videos?

FFS, I never allow anyone to take pictures of me, and I am marginally less of an ugly fuck than this guy.

And "MovieBob" my ass - hey, you ambulatory glory hole, who starred in the first version of The Maltese Falcon?

Fuck, I hate people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (2JVJo)

167
Progressive pickup artist???


THAT guy goes thru ALOT of Preparation H doesnt he.

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

168 13 First of all, we need to find out who promised MovieBob any of this spaceship nonsense.

The silly fanboy read too many comic books and science fiction stories as predictions rather than as speculations and storytelling. And he probably took all the scientific hand-waving in those stories as "proof" that faster-than-light travel is feasible.

Posted by: pst314 at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (mbIBQ)

169 84 Male feminists weren't sure if George Michael was homosexual even after multiple hit songs about grooming and gay sex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (/BX3R)

Now I'm going to really pay attention when I hear "Last Christmas" this year. I've missed out on a lot of innuendo!

Posted by: Mishdog at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BOIGE)

170 I have a male relative, checks all the boxes of someone in his age range (under 40), of a certain type of male who thinks he's enlightened.

Not too long ago, his wife left him. For another man.



So she liked the concept, but not the specific execution?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (guGkK)

171 130 Twitter and Facebook are awesoem


they let you know who is full on crazy.

I'm not crazy
Institution!
You're the one who's crazy
Institution!

Posted by: InCali at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (9AFWN)

172 Which is why Star Treks transporters are actually giant murder machines.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Ojki1)

I always wondered where they kept the transporter malfunction frog people. You know there had to be a few. Especially when it was first invented.

But, that would be talking about Star Trek. Which is forbidden.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (1ISKN)

173 Hey its not like he took out his penis and whacked it in front of you without asking first.

Posted by: Lewis CK at November 13, 2020 03:45 PM (VAQ6o)
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Yeah, because asking makes it normal.

Posted by: Axeman
===
Hey man, don't devalue civility. I don't take it out without permission.

Posted by: Lewis CK at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (hJ9CD)

174 153
@realDonaldTrump 10m



Now it is learned that the horrendous Dominion Voting System was
used in Arizona (and big in Nevada). No wonder the result was a very
close loss!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (5FCda)

He's just learning of that now?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

175 Oregon back to Phase I

A male Karen in Oregon:

The spread of C-19 in Oregon, and across this country, is our own fault. I see people everywhere who aren't in a mask. Yes, the virus can live outside. Slap a mask on when you leave your home and don't take it off. And many are making holiday plans like we aren't in the middle of a Pandemic. Love your elders? Then don't see them for the holidays. The holidays come every year. We can cancel this year and survive just fine. This virus has revealed appalling selfishness.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (I2/tG)

176
I know I'm not the first to say this but because of "social media" we now have an entire generation who has no idea how to socialize with Other People "offline."

And we have a couple of more older generations who have forgotten how to socialize with their fellow humans in real life.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (tfYxx)

177 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)



Super idea!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BHH76)

178 Some Twits have followers, some have stalkers.

"MovieBob is stalking you now."

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (FYe3W)

179 This being looks related to Weinstein.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (bCLt0)

180 The Prestige got it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (NWM+b)

That was a really good movie. Creepy.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (N3El/)

181 Ace did you see Ryan Long's video "Interviewing New Yorkers During Lockdown"? You probably can't link it but I had a feeling you would really dig it.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (JJyjZ)

182 With doctor supercalafragalistick!

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (0fNxB)

183 Say what you will about this clown, but yeah, by now we were supposed to be on the way to other planets on starships with intelligent sex-bots and wondering what to do to keep from being bored with our immortality.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)

184 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)



Super idea!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BHH76)
---
Super sandwich!

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (FYe3W)

185 As a lifelong Klansman, I find the phrase "Working Class White" to be an offensive dogwhistle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (6FeV1)

186 Anyone else confused by this post? lol
I have no idea what the fuck is going with those Twatters. This is all the fun I'm missing by not being on social media huh?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (22mNy)

187 What's his opinion on the great "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" question?

Because he looks like someone who would have an opinion on that Great Question.

Posted by: a.moron at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (bjCNA)

188 I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

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THat and turning nouns into verbs.
"I done adulting for the day"
English mother fucker.... do you speak it???

Oh... and uptalking. STOP THAT!!!

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

189 I prefer splendid idea, personally

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (0fNxB)

190 Hell, I'd settle for a Jetsons car.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (TB7HE)

191
And this behavior is now exacerbated by the closing of schools and these "lockdowns," leaving most social interaction done through the internet.

It's a fucked up world.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (tfYxx)

192 ...the same goes for his "thoughts" about intelligent robots, uploaded consciousness, etc.

Posted by: pst314 at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (mbIBQ)

193 The spread of C-19 in Oregon, and across this country, is our own fault. I see people everywhere who aren't in a mask. Yes, the virus can live outside.


Technically, viruses don't "live" at all, Karen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (guGkK)

194 MovieBob appears to be why the internet is a BAD thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

195 I unfollowed one of my movie RSS feeds today. Den of Geek.

The article that just convinced me that it wasn't worth it?

Something about how the Fantastic Beasts movies needed better gay representation. I decided to cut the cord on that one, then I read the article. It was as thin and vapid as you might have imagined.

Modern film criticism largely sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b)

196 Of course you have! We all have. We've all endured his shit for a long, long, LONG time, but none of us had to be married to him.

I question her judgment for marrying him in the first place, but otherwise, nah. She's extremely smart, well educated and successful, and not too bad looking. I'd take a poke at it myself. Hell, why not.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

yeah. I mean it's always sad to see a divorce happen, but sometimes you see it coming a mile away. In fact, before the wedding you go, "she's going to marry THAT GUY? Come on!" (or vice versa.)

Then, due to politeness, we all have to act like "well, fuck that person, you're a great guy (/girl), you'll find someone better!" even though, well, you know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (UPoLF)

197 Friday 13th mans awful.headach apparently

also, goddammed big fancy lily livered clown lawyers in Pittsburgh backed out of representing Trump

now it's down to solo practice Philly Atty Linda Kerns, please pray for her

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5b6dhlf

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (nUhF0)

198 169 84 Male feminists weren't sure if George Michael was homosexual even after multiple hit songs about grooming and gay sex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (/BX3R)

Now I'm going to really pay attention when I hear "Last Christmas" this year. I've missed out on a lot of innuendo!
Posted by: Mishdog at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BOIGE)

George Michael experienced plenty of innuendo. At rest stops, so I hear.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (nakwk)

199 >>>88 I've seen some of Lindsey Ellis' vids. She seems sane. One of those people who is still over there, on that side, but with the potential to be red pilled at some point.


she's not. She's rancid. She started out as a lightly humorous nostalgia-monger but then turned into a firebreathing social justice warrior and feminist scold.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (C+F5p)

200 Just discovered another blog I don't need to read, as she was so very relieved to have that awful person out of the White House.

Joe Biden is a pervert as is his son. Kamala Harris slept her way to the top. Yet, they are just so much more refined than the guy that earned his way.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (JKNZq)

201 Spam incoming (will be on all threads - sorry!):

I'm planning to go to the STOP THE STEAL rally in DC tomorrow. I'll be alone, so I would like to meet up with morons who will be attending. Please drop me an email (link in nic) if you are interested. You'll get an error message when you click on my nic - the error message has has the email address. Thanks!

(I already have some takers, so come join in the fun!)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (9hauA)

202 seattle is full of soiboi male feminists.

and women seem to love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Those are not male or men.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (gtatv)

203 188 THat and turning nouns into verbs.
"I done adulting for the day"
English mother fucker.... do you speak it???

Oh... and uptalking. STOP THAT!!!

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

========

I English pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (NWM+b)

204 "Mind if I smoke?"

"Why no. Mind if I masturbate?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (guGkK)

205 Everything the left says is projection. Never forget.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (9hauA)

206 The spread of C-19 in Oregon, and across this country, is our own fault. I see people everywhere who aren't in a mask. Yes, the virus can live outside.

But not at Biden rallies, riots or you blowing me.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Can we have a conversation about exactly how much I hate the phrase "not okay"? Like we're all 12 again?

I hate it. Usage of this phrase is NOT okay.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:47 PM (JJyjZ)

How do you feel about "no bueno"?

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)

208 Watch the Social Dilemma on Netflix.

Then cancel all your social media.

Posted by: mpfs, I choose the light, I choose Trump! at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (79p/O)

209 OK - back to work!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (9hauA)

210
Now I'm going to really pay attention when I hear "Last Christmas" this year. I've missed out on a lot of innuendo!

Posted by: Mishdog at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BOIGE)

--

He will be your father figure.

Put your tiny hand in his.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (/BX3R)

211 Something about how the Fantastic Beasts movies needed better gay representation.

--

That movie needed professional writer representation, not gays.

Ugh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (TB7HE)

212 10 My blood pressure is so fucking high right now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

nurse, hang in there. take a walk, drink a shot, shoot a woodpecker.

These are the times that try men's (and women's) souls.

The Supreme Court has ACB on it, who actually has read, and understands, the Constitution.
THIS IS WHY WE WERE SO HAPPY WHEN SHE PASSED THE SENATE VOTE.

I have faith that she will do her job, and with Clarence Thomas and Alioto, heard the rest of the sheep to agree. There is too much strong evidence to ignore. I saw Rudy on Bannon two days ago, laying out how this case will be prosecuted. Remember, Rudy took down Wall Street corruption, and the 5 Mafia families. He still has it as a prosecutor. He did a great job of stating the case, backing up every point with strong evidence of illegal activity.

We need the obviously illegal votes to be declared so, and then, do a recount in certain states.

But yeah, I had to get away for a day earlier this week, went to Deception Pass area, watched sea otters and seals, and caught Dungeness crab.
It was getting to me too, and I had to break for a while. Even me.
Oh, and everyone, if you haven't had a fresh Dungeness crab omelette, with cream cheese and avocado and a dash of high end salsa, well, there is one thing right there to live for.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (sy5kK)

213
Bruce Willis was in a movie, I forget the title, and I forget what it was about, but he was in a movie about people living in Virtual Reality or something.

If that movie and the movie Idiocracy had a son-movie, it would be our current reality.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (tfYxx)

214 >>>181 Ace did you see Ryan Long's video "Interviewing New Yorkers During Lockdown"?

i'll check. I probably did see it, i watch most of his short videos.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (C+F5p)

215 202 seattle is full of soiboi male feminists.

and women seem to love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Those are not male or men.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (gtatv)

Prolly not women, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (6FeV1)

216 Liberal court in PA enables some more Democrat cheating.


https://tinyurl.com/y2ukqvbw

Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (mpXpK)

217 Central Ohio Quickie MoMe: Any Ohio morons who would like to meet for something akin to the exact opposite of the TX MoMe, I'm looking for interested parties for a get-together mid-day on Saturday, 11/21. (There will probably be no feasting, nor will we have RSOs, nor will there be a ranch, since it's Ohio.)

Intending to do this fast, cheap, and before the weather becomes foul. I'm envisioning a "show up at a park with snacks and beverage" sort of thing. If you're interested, please email "colsmome" at the gmail thingy. If there's sufficient interest, we'll nail down specifics and get this posted in the sidebar.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (b3x5S)

218 I English pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (NWM+b)

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dammit.

busted

I was hoping that would go unnoticed......

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

219 He's just learning of that now?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)


Damn, I was hoping you'd take a thread off.

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (8k7U7)

220 211 Something about how the Fantastic Beasts movies needed better gay representation.

--

That movie needed professional writer representation, not gays.

Ugh.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (TB7HE)

==========

At no point does the writer acknowledge that the movies are generally awful in terms of everything about them.

No, the important thing is that Dumbledore isn't shown to be flamboyantly gay.

Whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b)

221 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor



*quietly orders second order of fries instead of super sizing it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (BJLVZ)

222 "Now, I don't really like dogpiling and mobbing up on someone."

Sure, Jan. (but considering its MovieBob and Ellis, I'll allow it)

Posted by: Gaff at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (jPS2y)

223 I think the shorts he was wearing in his first break out video should have been a clue bat to being gay. Super gay.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (2DOZq)

224 Modern film criticism largely sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b)

It's sucked since at least the 90s. I recall many a day when Mom wanted to see some movie after school and had me look it up. The phrase "The critics hated it? Let's go!" was heard many times back then.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (3hSef)

225 213
Bruce Willis was in a movie, I forget the title, and I forget what it was about, but he was in a movie about people living in Virtual Reality or something.

If that movie and the movie Idiocracy had a son-movie, it would be our current reality.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (tfYxx)

========

Surrogates.

It's okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b)

226 I'm sitting in a Dr's office waiting room and I'm being tortured by CNN on their TV. So far, they've called Kelly Loeffler a bigot and that segues into showing Biden now having 306 EVs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (AST8+)

227 Speaking of sci fi technology, I love watching the video screens "of the future" in all the movies and shows from more than five or ten years ago.

They're *all* missing a key component of video chat technology. And I find this specific difference between reality and fiction quite amusing.

Anyone know what it is? Whoops. Whoopsie!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (JJyjZ)

228 Damn, I was hoping you'd take a thread off.
Posted by: WeBoned! at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (8k7U7)

No shit.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (5FCda)

229 184 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

Super idea!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BHH76)
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Super sandwich!
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (FYe3W

I blame McDonald's and their Supersize menu.

Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NA4vJ)

230 In electronic voting here we had a straight party button, now we have written ballots there was no option for that and every race had to be penned in on the little circles.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (9sWOw)

231 And this behavior is now exacerbated by the closing of schools and these "lockdowns," leaving most social interaction done through the internet.

It's a fucked up world.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (tfYxx)

Agreed. Kids need socialization with and from their peers. They need to learn the "rules" of how to act in a group.

What they DON'T need is to learn to socialize from reddit and video games and other shit hole places on the internet full of losers.

Not healthy for a society.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (UPoLF)

232 The spread of C-19 in Oregon, and across this country, is our own fault. I see people everywhere who aren't in a mask. Yes, the virus can live outside.

-

Then it's YOUR job to stop going outside.

Leave me out of your flat-earth bullsh*t.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (/BX3R)

233 131

All right, male feminist stalker wannabe movie critic is a sad pathetic blob.

But who did he vote for?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2020 03:46 PM (cm2N9)

Do we know he isn't a felon registered sex predator and thus it is illegal for him to vo...oh.

Biden.

They both like groping women after all.

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ojki1)

234 I find the phrase "Working Class White" to be an offensive dogwhistle.

You know what's a legitimate dog-whistle that leftists will NEVER call out? The phrase, "Saturday night special." For those who don't know, a "Saturday night special" is a small, cheap, often gaudy pistol.

How is that a dog-whistle you ask? The original phrase was, "Saturday night n****r special."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (UW2ZS)

235 I have absolutely no idea what this new topic is all about.

Posted by: jaimo at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (/Kt3K)

236
I question her judgment for marrying him in the first place, but otherwise, nah. She's extremely smart, well educated and successful, and not too bad looking. I'd take a poke at it myself. Hell, why not.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)

------

We had the opposite thing going on in my family. Aunt who was a total cast-iron bitch, and a wonderful, long-suffering husband who was smart, kind, handsome, successful, and spoke several languages.

She proudly announced one day that she was divorcing him. My uncle turned to my dad and back to her, and said "Well, we're going to miss you."

Unsurprisingly, she dated a series of total losers and remains a frigid old biddie to this day.

My favorite instance was some trust-funder she met on the ski slopes and brought around.

After dinner, my girlfriend pulled me aside and, without a bit of irony, said "it's so nice of your family to feed the homeless like this."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (XJipD)

237 213 That was Surrogates. But it was worse, everyone stayed at home and lived their lives using body doubles out on in the real world while they controlled them via VR.

Posted by: Gaff at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (jPS2y)

238 I'm 40, give them my number instead.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (t+qrx)

Get outta here. I figured you were way younger than I was.

Posted by: trev006 at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (M2HgC)

239 Ace, next time you do a dodo video on the Q Cafe, the baby donkey one is great.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

240 *Believing* in SCIENCE! doesn't stop magical thinking.

*Believing* that you are inherently rational, is one way to ignore when you aren't.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (FYe3W)

241 I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)

Not describing things as super anymore will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (JJyjZ)

242 224 Modern film criticism largely sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b)

It's sucked since at least the 90s. I recall many a day when Mom wanted to see some movie after school and had me look it up. The phrase "The critics hated it? Let's go!" was heard many times back then.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (3hSef)

==========

Meh.

"Critical opinion" is largely a mirage. The right way to do it isn't to follow "the critics", but to find specific critics that you agree with and are paid to see movies and write about them.

Fuck, follow Armond White and do his recommendations if they work out for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (NWM+b)

243 I suspect that his stomach takes up both armrests at the movies.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (buTO7)

244 TRUMP TOOK NC!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Fina at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (+fjIe)

245 Weird-O's infest a lot of social media.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (3H9h1)

246 If you want off this rock Bob you can be proactive... and LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (HwiWi)

247 I have absolutely no idea what this new topic is all about.
Posted by: jaimo at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (/Kt3K)



That's no reason not to comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (guGkK)

248 227 Speaking of sci fi technology, I love watching the video screens "of the future" in all the movies and shows from more than five or ten years ago.

They're *all* missing a key component of video chat technology. And I find this specific difference between reality and fiction quite amusing.

Anyone know what it is? Whoops. Whoopsie!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (JJyjZ)

________


Jeffrey Toobin jerking off?

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Jig0m)

249 OT: We are not at tropical storm Iota on Friday the 13th in 2020. Looks like it will become a hurricane and whack Central American countries already drenched by hurricane Eta. Pray for those folks.

Posted by: jim at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

250 After dinner, my girlfriend pulled me aside and, without a bit of irony, said "it's so nice of your family to feed the homeless like this."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (XJipD)

I... How can you say that without irony??

Posted by: trev006 at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (M2HgC)

251
183 Say what you will about this clown, but yeah, by now we were supposed to be on the way to other planets on starships with intelligent sex-bots and wondering what to do to keep from being bored with our immortality.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)

----

The problem is that millions of Movie Blobs and their ilk said "math is hard, and so is my dick" and wasted their lives in basements surfing the internet for porno. They waited for someone else to step up and make the future happen so they could passively consume it, but it's blobs all the way down.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (cm2N9)

252 >>>237 213 That was Surrogates. But it was worse, everyone stayed at home and lived their lives using body doubles out on in the real world while they controlled them via VR.


just a terrible premise for an action movie, really.

it would be an okay premise for a dystopian drama about despair, but not for a movie that's supposed to be exciting.

The fantasy is offers is being a couchpotato living a lie. Wow, sign me up!

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (C+F5p)

253 I suspect that his stomach takes up both armrests at the movies.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (buTO7)


He needs the seat belt extenders on airplanes and is required to buy the 2nd seat on Southwest.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Surrogates.

It's okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b)

I've been imagining people who won't take the vaccine living together in camps some day, like the people who wouldn't live through surrogates.

IOW, the real people.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (5FCda)

255 When is POTUS speaking?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (r+sAi)

256 George Michael is gay????

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (22mNy)

257 248 227 Speaking of sci fi technology, I love watching the video screens "of the future" in all the movies and shows from more than five or ten years ago.

They're *all* missing a key component of video chat technology. And I find this specific difference between reality and fiction quite amusing.

Anyone know what it is? Whoops. Whoopsie!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (JJyjZ)
_______

Jeffrey Toobin jerking off?
Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Jig0m)

People wearing pants?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (6FeV1)

258 Jeffrey Toobin jerking off?

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Jig0m)

LOL

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (JJyjZ)

259 As always the left hates us for what the left did. Shutting down the space program was the Democrat contolled Congress' idea. The only time in history Democrats cared about saving money. Black groups whined that money went to space instead of to the poor. So the space program was killed.

Now the left whines because they can't wreck the moon as they have wrecked the earth.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (CYk5a)

260 Yes, the virus can live outside.

Portland social media is full of comments about people who are horrified that people are walking or running outside without a mask on. After all, they might get within six feet of you for two seconds.

They ignore the fact that infection requires proximity and duration, but blather on about theoretical calculations of how far the virus can spread from a breath. Of course, they don't consider whether you would inhale the minimum amount of virus required to get infected under those circumstances.

Rest assured that if Joe von Hindenburg wins, there will be a multi-month requirement that everyone wear a mask every time they leave their house.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (I2/tG)

261 >>>239 Ace, next time you do a dodo video on the Q Cafe, the baby donkey one is great.


thank you!

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (C+F5p)

262 256 George Michael is gay????
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (22mNy)

Not so much, these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (6FeV1)

263 I just need to fall asleep, wake up on the 20th of January, find out who is giving the Inaugural Address, and then either get out of bed or ask for a lethal dose of morphine.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (ZR7kf)

264 George Michael experienced plenty of innuendo. At rest stops, so I hear.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (nakwk)

Ha! What was that like 1996? In jr high we called the bathroom at the end of the building that no one used "George's Office".

Posted by: Mishdog at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (BOIGE)

265 GOPe sells out Trump in AZ and GA? He just needs the evidence to hold up in PA, WI, MI for the win. Easy ... assuming there is hard evidence in those places.


Well, I will continue to pray for victory ... and for fraud to be revealed big time. There sure seem to be a lot of first hand witnesses ... but the same "Stand Down" when it is time to do something about it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Cus5s)

266 Bruce Willis was in a movie, I forget the title, and I forget what it was about, but he was in a movie about people living in Virtual Reality or something.



Surrogates, I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (yQpMk)

267
I... How can you say that without irony??
Posted by: trev006 at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (M2HgC)

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Because she didn't know the guy, or my aunt, and just met him at the table, and literally thought he was a street urchin she offered a hot meal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (XJipD)

268 I have absolutely no idea what this new topic is all about.
Posted by: jaimo at November 13, 2020 03:56 PM (/Kt3K)

__

OK good so I'm not alone.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (22mNy)

269 Now it is learned that the horrendous Dominion Voting System was
used in Arizona (and big in Nevada). No wonder the result was a very
close loss!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (5FCda)

He's just learning of that now?
---
No, no! You got it all wrong!

He was in the SCIF on Election night watching the cheating IN REAL TIME!!

No, he can't show us.
No, he can't show any other Republicans
No, he can't show any one at all.

It's a seeeecret. Shhhh, soon ... just you wait.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (aO8Gd)

270 "Normal" people going online was the worst thing to happen to the internet and the world. The internet was a million times better as a communication tool when it was ALL weirdos.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (JJyjZ)

271 "208 Watch the Social Dilemma on Netflix.

Then cancel all your social media."

Can't. Already canceled Netflix.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 13, 2020 03:59 PM (9BHkA)

272 Of course we all know that everything said now by Media Inc. is designed to break our spirits. The proposed lock down is designed to break our spirits. We should be better able to resist, knowing this.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (bCLt0)

273 Some people say that Bruce Willis is just phoning it in these days but I think that he just picks scripts now where he plays Bruce Willis.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

274
Oh... and add using the word "literally" when you actually mean "metaphorically".

"Trump is LITERALLY Hitler"

No he's not. Hitler is actually quite dead.

As a matter of fact..... just stop using the word literally altogether. It make you sound like a fucking moron.


And .... while Im on a rant today....

What is with kids that when they do actually screw up enough courage to make a declarative argument.... the end it with LOL.

DONT UNDERCUT YOUR OWN ARGUMENT BY LAUGHING AT IT DOUCHENOZZLE.


*steps off soapbox.

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

275 *Believing* in SCIENCE! doesn't stop magical thinking.

*Believing* that you are inherently rational, is one way to ignore when you aren't.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (FYe3W)

Yep. For those turkeys, science is just a religion where the priesthood wears labcoats and pronounces incomprehensible dogmas that are true just because they are, and anyone who disputes any of it is a heretic.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3hSef)

276 His shadow weighs 50 pounds.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (buTO7)

277 TRUMP TOOK NC!!!!!!!!!

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I suspect it's more "we can't have people looking too closely at how Trump and the Republicans won for the second time in a row but Lockdown Cooper was simultaneously elected for the second time, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (/BX3R)

278 I got halfway through the post and decided everyone involved could die and I would not care.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (/0PHg)

279 Bruce Willis was in a movie, I forget the title, and I forget what it was about, but he was in a movie about people living in Virtual Reality or something.

If that movie and the movie Idiocracy had a son-movie, it would be our current reality.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales




Surrogates, from 2009, which also featured Rosemond Pike and Radha Mitchell. I loved it, but it got shitty reviews. Which isn't surprising, since I'm pretty easy to please with movies. Especially ones with Rosemond Pike and Radha Mitchell in them.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (BM2fS)

280 246 If you want off this rock Bob you can be proactive... and LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (HwiWi)

*makes some estimates*

*jots down some delta-V calcs*

... hmm. Got a problem with the payload here, boss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (6FeV1)

281 When I mask up to go into a restaurant I feel like I am going in to rob the place not to have a nice meal....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (HwiWi)

282 George Michael is gay????
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (22mNy)

Well, not any more.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (N3El/)

283 Liberal court in PA enables some more Democrat cheating.


https://tinyurl.com/y2ukqvbw
Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (mpXpK)
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Of course, it did. I have--from the beginning--seen the courts as the week point.

You can have a case, you can have proof. But you need to get some full-of-himself judge to deem it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (FYe3W)

284 208 Watch the Social Dilemma on Netflix.

Then cancel all your social media.
Posted by: mpfs, I choose the light, I choose Trump! at November 13, 2020 03:53 PM (79p/O)

___

I cancelled Facebook about 5 years ago. I've never had any other social media. I didn't need a Netflix movie to tell me how toxic and evil that shit is.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (22mNy)

285 263 I just need to fall asleep, wake up on the 20th of January, find out who is giving the Inaugural Address, and then either get out of bed or ask for a lethal dose of morphine.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (ZR7kf)

There's about half a dozen potential global war flashpoints out there - maybe you won't wake up at all. Dunno if that helps you feel better though.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (5aFbR)

286 Ace, next time you do a dodo video

-

I'm out

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (/BX3R)

287
Surrogates is a horrible title for a movie.
Sounds like it would be about pregnant women getting pregnant and doing pregnant stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (tfYxx)

288 When I mask up to go into a restaurant I feel like I am going in to rob the place not to have a nice meal....
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (HwiWi)


You can do both. Just always have the meal first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (guGkK)

289 Watched the new Ghost in the Shell a couple of days ago on IMDBTV. Kinda dreary and dull.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (NWM+b)

290 Surrogates, from 2009, which also featured Rosemond Pike and Radha Mitchell. I loved it, but it got shitty reviews. Which isn't surprising, since I'm pretty easy to please with movies. Especially ones with Rosemond Pike and Radha Mitchell in them.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (BM2fS)
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Pretty good. And Willis does a pretty good job in it as well.

(Unbreakable is my Prometheus.)

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

291 apparently there is an alternate universe running along beside me that I am blissfully unaware of

Posted by: DanMan at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (RusNE)

292 Some super is good.
Superman

Supergirl

Superfly

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (u+xKF)

293 In electronic voting here we had a straight party button, now we have written ballots there was no option for that and every race had to be penned in on the little circles.
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2020 03:55 PM (9sWOw)

NC did away with straight ticket.

Too easy for LIV to fill one bubble.

Glad they did.

Posted by: Golfman at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (ndSy3)

294 177 And as long as we're at it...

I want grown ups to stop saying "super" this or "super" that. This is all super exciting! Super cool!

It's super stupid.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TB7HE)



Super idea!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2020 03:50 PM (BHH76)

Super green!

Posted by: Rudy Rhod at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (Ojki1)

295 Can anyone recommend a good computer diagnostic program? My 'puter is sludgy, kinda like Joey. Oh, I am now able to sit in a chair! Still not going to the basement for my guitar yet, nosireebobfromnsa.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (KAi1n)

296 NV: A columnist in Las Vegas ran a test and county officials accepted fake signatures 8 times on ballots. https://tinyurl.com/yy7okjxh

"I wanted to test that claim [of the Dem SoS] by simulating what might happen if someone returned ballots that didn't belong to him or her. Plenty of people had this opportunity. Billy Geurin, a 10-year Las Vegas resident, found five loose ballots in his apartment mailroom. A reader emailed me a picture of a pile of mail on the side of the road, which included loose ballots. There are numerous pictures of similar examples on social media.

Nine people participated in this test. I wrote their names in cursive using my normal handwriting. They then copied my version of their name onto their ballot envelope. This two-step process was necessary to ensure no laws were broken.

On Monday, I asked Clark County Registrar Joe Gloria about this scenario. If ballots signed by someone else "came through, we would still have the signature match to rely on for identity," he said. Asked if he was confident the safeguard would identify those ballots, he said, "I'm confident that the process has been working throughout this process."

He was wrong. Eight of the nine ballots went through. In other words, signature verification had an 89 percent failure rate in catching mismatched signatures. ... if a criminal doesn't admit he committed voter fraud, Clark County is unlikely to find out about it. Willful ignorance isn't an election security strategy.

Posted by: Not even the 40% they hoped for at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (BBWrU)

297 This is sort of old news, isn't it?

I thought it was well-established that "male feminists" are basically sneaky f*ckers who compensate for their lack of virility with emotional manipulation and trojan-horse ambush tactics to score with chicks.

That fat twit over at Ain't It Cool News was I think the ne plus ultra of the archetype, but there others.

Joss Whedon is a more successful example, who was totally Super Male Feminist but used the casting couch and abused his cast because that's what Male Feminists inevitably do.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (cfSRQ)

298 You can do both. Just always have the meal first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (guGkK)

"This is a stick up! Drop that fryer basket! I meant with onion rings in it!!! Jeeeez!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (6FeV1)

299 174
153

@realDonaldTrump 10m





Now it is learned that the horrendous Dominion Voting System was

used in Arizona (and big in Nevada). No wonder the result was a very

close loss!



Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (5FCda)

He's just learning of that now?


well, he's been distracted; working on his swing.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (5br8a)

300 Anyone hear a peep from Rubio or Whiteboy Scott? I been dragging them daily.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (7FZUN)

301 What is with kids that when they do actually screw up enough courage to make a declarative argument.... the end it with LOL.

DONT UNDERCUT YOUR OWN ARGUMENT BY LAUGHING AT IT DOUCHENOZZLE.


*steps off soapbox.

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

They have to write LOL, because ending a declarative statement with a period is too intimidating.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (hBDC1)

302 Joe Bob Briggs > Movie Bob

Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (Izzlo)

303 I haven't watched RSB in a while, but it looks like the good looking dark haired girl still works there.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (buTO7)

304 The entire point of being a "Male Feminist" is to keep abortion legal so their victims have a "choice"

Posted by: SMOD at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (3aI0K)

305 The spread of C-19 in Oregon, and across this country, is our own fault. I see people everywhere who aren't in a mask. Yes, the virus can live outside.

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Then it's YOUR job to stop going outside.

Leave me out of your flat-earth bullsh*t.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (BJLVZ)

306 Ok, so we need to fix the language and eliminate some expressions. But first we need to drill down to the root cause and gain buy in from all key stakeholders. Then we can maximize throughput and achieve a paradigm shift. Super excited to get started!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)

307 Thanks for the info guys. I am so out of it. I

Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (hKi6n)

308
You can do both. Just always have the meal first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Yeah, and make sure that your server gets a healthy tip ... before you rob the place.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

309 183 Say what you will about this clown, but yeah, by now we were supposed to be on the way to other planets on starships with intelligent sex-bots and wondering what to do to keep from being bored with our immortality.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)

I saw things differently.

Posted by: Logan's Run at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (Ojki1)

310 As G-d is my witness, I could swear that first pic is Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

311 289 Watched the new Ghost in the Shell a couple of days ago on IMDBTV. Kinda dreary and dull.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (NWM+b)

That unforgivable abortion with Scarlett Schmohanssen?

Everyone involved in the production of that travesty should be lined up against a wall and shot...

with an angry skunk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (6FeV1)

312 If I had seen Spy and The Heat before Ghostbusters 2016, I would have had solid opinions about Paul Feig's brand of comedy that would have solidified my reasoning for thinking that the new Ghostbusters looked like shit.

Spy has a decent movie hidden in its run time, it's just not edited down nearly enough.

There's nothing redeeming about Lady Ghostbusters though.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (ZGrMX)

313 Rest assured that if Joe von Hindenburg wins, there will be a multi-month requirement that everyone wear a mask every time they leave their house.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (I2/tG)

The thing that scares me is that they will be required inside your home. And any place with the drapes closed will be inspected.

Posted by: InCali at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (9AFWN)

314 I like this


Newsmax viewership is soaring in the wake of a contentious Trump-Biden election and disputed outcome as millions are leaving Fox News.


https://tinyurl.com/y3ryal6k


Posted by: Vic at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (mpXpK)

315 CNN:

Trump to speak first time since defeat..

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (AST8+)

316 >>I like being out too
Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (C+F5p)


I KNEW it!

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (KExw+)

317 281 When I mask up to go into a restaurant I feel like I am going in to rob the place not to have a nice meal....
Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (HwiWi)


That would be weird having to mask up to go out to eat.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (bCLt0)

318 Mpfs.watched that a couple weeks ago.than snickered at the green comments save Gaia near the end

Posted by: willow at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (0fNxB)

319 (Unbreakable is my Prometheus.)
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

Did you see Split?

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

320 Yep. For those turkeys, science is just a religion
where the priesthood wears labcoats and pronounces incomprehensible
dogmas that are true just because they are, and anyone who disputes any
of it is a heretic.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3hSef)

And a lot of their stuff is in Latin!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (u+xKF)

321 Can anyone recommend a good computer diagnostic program? My 'puter is sludgy, kinda like Joey. Oh, I am now able to sit in a chair! Still not going to the basement for my guitar yet, nosireebobfromnsa.
Posted by: SFGoth

--

Windows? Assuming you're already using an SSD (if not go buy one. It's the best $40 you can spend for speed)

I'm not saying this in jest: a factory reinstall. Save all your files and start over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (/BX3R)

322 You can have a case, you can have proof. But you need to get some full-of-himself judge to deem it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (FYe3W)

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Local courts always support local politicians. Always.

Their findings are meaningless, other than for them to show the voters that they're on Team Local.

It's the higher levels where the actual work gets done.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (cfSRQ)

323 They have to write LOL, because ending a declarative statement with a period is too intimidating.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (hBDC1)

MEN CAN BE SCARED OF THEIR PERIODS TOO, YOU KNOW!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (6FeV1)

324
Damn, I was hoping you'd take a thread off.

Take it off. Take it all off.

https://youtu.be/EkpGM_MvZ2Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

325 312 If I had seen Spy and The Heat before Ghostbusters 2016, I would have had solid opinions about Paul Feig's brand of comedy that would have solidified my reasoning for thinking that the new Ghostbusters looked like shit.

Spy has a decent movie hidden in its run time, it's just not edited down nearly enough.

There's nothing redeeming about Lady Ghostbusters though.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

Spy works best when it's not trying to be an outright comedy. When it's trying to be a sly satire of the spy genre it works better.

The problem is that Melissa McCarthy really isn't that funny, and Feig just sits back and directs her to be funny half the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (NWM+b)

326 CNN and NBC have given GA to Biden, even as the recount has just begun today.

Stay commie, douchebags. You'll starve in the camps with the rest of us.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

327 OT - DanMa'am bought a Roku yesterday. We ended up watching 'Highwaymen'. Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Posted by: DanMan at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (RusNE)

328 I hate to be that guy, but just search up 'Bob Chipman eugenics' and you'll find some results. He's railed multiple times on Twitter about culling the non-prog white men undesirables.

>This is like some kind of pure extraction of the Dunning-Kruger effect that Al Gore then plunged into a vat devoid of self-awareness and pulled back a solid ring of doltish self-satisfaction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 03:48 PM (XJipD)

You are correct, good sir. It's a never ending fount of mirth for those who pay attention to such things.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (L106N)

329 I guess we like the drama. I'm unsure what the issue is/was. Relationship? Is that what she thought he thought they were forming? Fucking pathetic.

As I said before, end the world-Jerry Springer won!

Posted by: Unkaren at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (vGJY7)

330
They have to write LOL, because ending a declarative statement with a period is too intimidating.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor


You are deliberately ignoring, too, how uptalking at the end, combined with the "LOL" is simply a devastating declarative statement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

331 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (NWM+b)

Granted, I'm from Hollywood, Broward County, Florida.

Our local paper, Sun-Sentinel, was a ridiculously effete ultra-woke soyfest before that was even a thing in most places. Basically, if it wasn't an foreign arthouse flick, it'd get 2.5 stars at most.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (3hSef)

332 >>Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.



Kingpin!?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (KExw+)

333 MovieBob was the name of the dumpster hobo living behind the porn theatre in Walnut, CA back in the '80s.

Posted by: Honest Joe at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (a7pmO)

334 That asshoe can catch up to those quitters that hitched a ride on that comet.

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (woxPx)

335 310
As G-d is my witness, I could swear that first pic is Jonah Goldberg.


Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

---
Have we seen them both at the same place at the same time?

Maybe it's a nom de spank, so to speak.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (cfSRQ)

336 Speaking of sci fi technology, I love watching the video screens "of the future" in all the movies and shows from more than five or ten years ago.

They're *all* missing a key component of video chat technology.
----------------------------

The answer is the view of yourself.

I guess I'm easily amused, but laugh when I see all these people perfectly centered on their video screens now without any idea of what they look like to the other side.

Fiction is fiction - there was never any actually *reason* to show this... but it's funny to me that we never saw this need until the time came to actually use it.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (JJyjZ)

337 I don't like being out anymore. I'm quitting society for at least 3 years. I may never rejoin society.

Posted by: InCali at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (9AFWN)

338 Who will enforce Joe Biden's lockdown? It's not like he'll send the Army into every town. He would if he could, but there aren't enough soldiers to do that. So it will be up to local law enforcement. And local law enforcement outside blue shitholes will say LOLGF to that diktat.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)

339 Say what you will about this clown, but yeah, by now we were supposed to be on the way to other planets on starships with intelligent sex-bots and wondering what to do to keep from being bored with our immortality.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 03:51 PM (BM2fS)

----

The problem is that millions of Movie Blobs and their ilk said "math is hard, and so is my dick" and wasted their lives in basements surfing the internet for porno. They waited for someone else to step up and make the future happen so they could passively consume it, but it's blobs all the way down.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug




Neal Armstrong somehow landed the Eagle on the moon without crashing in 1969, stepped onto the surface, and suddenly millions of would-be engineers, astrophysicists, chemists and mathematicians discovered the internet and the joys of masturbating furiously to anime and Pr0nHub.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (BM2fS)

340 Scary chick: "Stop stalking me!"

Movie Bob "So a blow job is out of the question then?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (7Y5nA)

341 319 Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

Split is kinda great.

Shyamalan getting back to his thriller roots after flaming out with big budge misfires like The Last Airbender and After Earth (with The Visit being a weird little found footage thing in between).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (NWM+b)

342 Wait, I got that wrong. It's nome de spanque in French, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (cfSRQ)

343 256 George Michael is gay????

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 03:58 PM (22mNy)

_________


Next you'll be telling me that Sir Elton John is gay -- and that that duet they were singing was entitled "Don't Let the Son Go Down on Me."

Posted by: ShainS at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (Jig0m)

344 >>I like being out too

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 03:39 PM (C+F5p)



I KNEW it!

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:04 PM (KExw+)


Get a room, you two.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

345
We also have an entire generation who always uses "r" for "are" and "2" for both "to" and "too," and don't know any better. Like, they wouldn't comprehend the word "are" if they read it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (tfYxx)

346 Yeah Woody is an asshole but he has been in some good stuff. Notably the hilarious Kingpin.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (HwiWi)

347 Fiction is fiction - there was never any actually *reason* to show this... but it's funny to me that we never saw this need until the time came to actually use it.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (JJyjZ)

Just like brakes on an airplane.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

348 Why 2020 US Election Votes Were Counted By A Bankrupted Spanish Company Scytl
November 13, 2020

Days after it was revealed how 2020 US Elections were rigged by Canadian Crown Agent Dominion Voting Systems through a so-called "glitch", now GreatGameIndia has found involvement of another dubious foreign company in US Election meddling. The votes cast by Americans were counted by a bankrupted Spanish company Scytl in Spain. Like Dominion Voting Systems, Scytl has a long history of election fraud in various nations including injecting backdoors in its election software. The issue has prompted experts to question why the sensitive job of counting votes was outsourced to a foreign company? How could a bankrupted Spanish company count American votes in Spain? Due to such widespread fraud, the Chairman of the US Federal Election Commission Trey Trainor believes that the 2020 US Presidential Elections is illegitimate.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (3P/5p)

349 306 Ok, so we need to fix the language and eliminate some expressions. But first we need to drill down to the root cause and gain buy in from all key stakeholders. Then we can maximize throughput and achieve a paradigm shift. Super excited to get started!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)

OK, I'll work to get this initiative socialized with the cross-functional team. They have some collaterals we can leverage as we align on key business questions. There are some key learnings we can repurpose.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (hBDC1)

350 OT - DanMa'am bought a Roku yesterday. We ended up watching 'Highwaymen'. Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Posted by: DanMan at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (RusNE)

The first season of True Detective is like a movie and it's AMAZING.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (JJyjZ)

351 Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

That was fascinating. Could James McEvoy have picked a better role?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (5FCda)

352 332 >>Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Kingpin!?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (KExw+)

Everybody likes Kingpin. Unless they got munstered.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (1ISKN)

353 Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.



Kingpin!?

Posted by: garrett




He was pretty good in his minor role in Doc Hollywood.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (BM2fS)

354 Some people say that Bruce Willis is just phoning it in these days but I think that he just picks scripts now where he plays Bruce Willis.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM


A man could make a good career like that.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (ejd/p)

355 I cancelled Facebook about 5 years ago. I've never had any other social media. I didn't need a Netflix movie to tell me how toxic and evil that shit is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:01 PM (22mNy

When I think about FB all I can remember is the Woo-Woo commercial.

https://tinyurl.com/y2gxjtrr

My wife and boss think FB is the go-to for social media.

The only reason I go on FB is for work. Ugh.

Posted by: Golfman at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (ndSy3)

356 *steps off soapbox.

Posted by: fixeruppper at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

No! No!

You're on a roll. Keep going!

FYI - NOT SARC.

Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (NA4vJ)

357 I remember arguing with my sister who insisted George Michael was straight....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (HwiWi)

358 304 The entire point of being a "Male Feminist" is to keep abortion legal so their victims have a "choice"
Posted by: SMOD at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (3aI0K)

No, it's sadder than that.

They are guys who are losers and never got laid when they were younger.

They hear girls complain about guys who are "total assholes!" They too hate those "total assholes" because the "total assholes" were the ones going to all the fun parties and getting all the girls in high school and college.

So in their mind, they think if they say "ladies, I'm with you! I, too, hate total assholes! I'm an ally to you! I hate the patriarchy and toxic masculinity!" they'll finally be able to get girls.

The thing they don't realize is that while the girls may complain about the "total asshole" who they had a huge crush on in high school, had sex with, then he started dating someone else ... they're still attracted to that guy.

Not the neckbeard loser simp.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (UPoLF)

359
OT - DanMa'am bought a Roku yesterday. We ended up watching 'Highwaymen'. Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.
Posted by: DanMan


I liked it, too. I thought the staging and camera work excelled at conveying the feel for the period of the action.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

360 Some people say that Bruce Willis is just phoning it in these days but I think that he just picks scripts now where he plays Bruce Willis.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (yQpMk)
---
He's "conservative". He has to take roles where he finds them.

It's probably the case that none of them challenge him.

If you aren't careful, you'll come away from Death Becomes Her wondering how he ever was an Action Hero, and thinking of him as a milksop he plays.

There are a couple of people who have given performances where I can stop an emotional reaction to their character from confusing my thinking about the actor.

I didn't want to watch another Keaton movie after Pacific Heights (I hated him)

I didn't know what to make of Willis in Death Becomes Her.

I never hated Bruce Dern for killing John Wayne in the cowboys or for any other nasty role that Dern played so well. I'm really not the type to have an emotional reaction to the movies.

But Keaton scared the crap out of me in Desperate Measures, and I hated him after Pacific Heights.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (FYe3W)

361 337
I don't like being out anymore.


Posted by: InCali at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (9AFWN)

So your outing yourself from being out?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (7Y5nA)

362 331 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:57 PM (NWM+b)

Granted, I'm from Hollywood, Broward County, Florida.

Our local paper, Sun-Sentinel, was a ridiculously effete ultra-woke soyfest before that was even a thing in most places. Basically, if it wasn't an foreign arthouse flick, it'd get 2.5 stars at most.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (3hSef)

============

The same many people don't know how to watch an Ingmar Bergman film, many critics condition themselves out of the ability to watch movies like Independence Day. They're looking for deep meaning in a B-picture instead of seeing how well the B-picture with a huge budget works as a B-picture with a huge budget.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (NWM+b)

363 195 I unfollowed one of my movie RSS feeds today. Den of Geek.

The article that just convinced me that it wasn't worth it?

Something about how the Fantastic Beasts movies needed better gay representation. I decided to cut the cord on that one, then I read the article. It was as thin and vapid as you might have imagined.

Modern film criticism largely sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b)

That is their take away on 1 mediocre and 1 terrible film? It needed more gay? The films could have been like the musical number in Blazing Saddles and it wouldn't have helped anything. (inserted "Sucked more" joke here).

Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

364 217 Central Ohio Quickie MoMe: Any Ohio morons who would like to meet for something akin to the exact opposite of the TX MoMe, I'm looking for interested parties for a get-together mid-day on Saturday, 11/21. (There will probably be no feasting, nor will we have RSOs, nor will there be a ranch, since it's Ohio.)

Intending to do this fast, cheap, and before the weather becomes foul. I'm envisioning a "show up at a park with snacks and beverage" sort of thing. If you're interested, please email "colsmome" at the gmail thingy. If there's sufficient interest, we'll nail down specifics and get this posted in the sidebar.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 13, 2020 03:54 PM (b3x5S)

THIS is how you do it, folks.

Declare a MoMe, get the word out, and go for it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)

365 Cannabis definitely increases heart rate, though I believe it also expands blood vessels, so it's a mixed bag. It's not a good idea to use recreational drugs to make you feel better when you're feeling bad (including alcohol). That's when they get their grip on you. Use them when you figure out which ones you like, get healthy, and use them to enhance your enjoyment of life. I love writing songs, especially lyrics, stoned, and sometimes I read case law for fun when I am. YMMV. But if you're feeling down, I recommend exercise, eating healthy (or fasting), meditation, prayer, talking to friends and loved ones, playing with your cat or dog, etc., not drugs.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (KAi1n)

366 I saw this guy mentioned on memology - have zero idea who he is. But creepy has been added to the top of the empty list.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (8B6Ng)

367 https://tinyurl.com/y56ndrlp

This is quite good. How to react when people bring up Hitler. I also like his take that the best gov't is an incompetent one. Then they leave you alone.

Posted by: lizabth at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (L3Rsz)

368 Hey everybody
Ace, thanks for sharing this. It's delicious and I love lefty dogpiles as well as watching all the white knights get lanced up their asses.

In the meantime I'm posting from my phone because Apple has decided to unilaterally update my Mac to their latest OS, "Big Sur." Funny how their 15-minute upgrades always take an hour and a half. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (L2ZTs)

369 James McAvoy, that is.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (5FCda)

370 351 Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

That was fascinating. Could James McEvoy have picked a better role?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (5FCda)

======

Or 12?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (NWM+b)

371 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

372 Woddy's been in some good stuff....Kingpin as mentioned already, True Detective (not a movie but close enough), Zombieland, No Country For Old Men, Larry Flynt.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (22mNy)

373 357 I remember arguing with my sister who insisted George Michael was straight....

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (HwiWi)

Straight to the highway rest stop bathroom.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

374 Wasn't Woody in Young Guns, too?

Not saying he was good in it. Just...
there were a lot of guys in it and I think he might have been one.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (KExw+)

375 Say what you will about this clown, but yeah, by now we were supposed to be on the way to other planets on starships with intelligent sex-bots and wondering what to do to keep from being bored with our immortality.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020


*
*

Seriously, though, by now Luna City should have been a going concern for 35 years, we should have a colony on Mars, and should be mining the moons and atmospheres of the outer planets.

Instead, we have a welfare state and are worrying about how to placate the human gimme pigs that infest our cities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (rpbg1)

376 351 Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

That was fascinating. Could James McEvoy have picked a better role?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (5FCda)

Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (nakwk)

377 I only know of this lardo from seeing him skewered on EFAP

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (HwiWi)

378 McAvoy will always be Mr. Tumnis to me.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

379 When is the "presidential Candidate" supposed to give his rose garden speech?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (Zmnko)

380 Those people who complain about no flying cars or robot butlers really ought to document the accomplishments and advances they have made in aeronautics and robotic engineering. Otherwise people might suspect they are do-nothing assholes complaining about other people not being smart enough to invent the things they are 'entitled' to.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (h0kaO)

381 OT - DanMa'am bought a Roku yesterday. We ended up watching 'Highwaymen'. Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.
Posted by: DanMan

I liked it, too. I thought the staging and camera work excelled at conveying the feel for the period of the action.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)
---
Watch True Detective first (the only) season.

The McConaughey is stellar and Harrelson holds up his end.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (FYe3W)

382 When is Trump's presser? I have Newsmax on, and so far nada.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

383
Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

Good movie. That actor totally nailed all six of his characters.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (VcFUs)

384 It's funny because he could blame it on Reagan Resistance Democrats who complained that NASA was "like launching money up into space" when we needed it down here for social programs.

(Yes, that happened.)
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 03:41 PM (FYe3W)

I remember Jesse Jackson (UBUH) coming to Huntsoatch when he was "running" for the Dem nomination _during a shuttle mission_ (maybe right before) and complaining about wasting money in space.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (qyH+l)

385 MEN CAN BE SCARED OF THEIR PERIODS TOO, YOU KNOW!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (6FeV1)

I will admit, if I were to have a period it would in fact concern me.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (+2xjH)

386 363 That is their take away on 1 mediocre and 1 terrible film? It needed more gay? The films could have been like the musical number in Blazing Saddles and it wouldn't have helped anything. (inserted "Sucked more" joke here).
Posted by: Bete at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

==========

Yeah, it was dumb.

Also a lot of references to how JK Rowling is a TERF and they should all abandon the Harry Potter world because Rowling isn't a good gay ally.

On a film criticism site.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (NWM+b)

387 #321 - Robbie, yeah Wind 10 (it's not "win" though it's not "lose" like Windows 95) and SSD. I really don't want to have to do a copy-and-start-over.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (KAi1n)

388 PDT will be talking about the WUHU Flu.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (7Y5nA)

389 I saw things differently.

Posted by: Logan's Run




Indeed you did, starting with Jenny Agutter.

*Sigh*

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (BM2fS)

390 Mars looks to be a Colonizing bust, Wolfus. Lots of negatives there.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)

391 277 TRUMP TOOK NC!!!!!!!!!

--

I suspect it's more "we can't have people looking too closely at how Trump and the Republicans won for the second time in a row but Lockdown Cooper was simultaneously elected for the second time, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

---->
well, yeah, he was supposed to...just like GA. But they cheated hard in GA, more than most of us suspected. Now we need to discount the mailin ballots.

GA+AZ+PA.

that's it. Giuliani needs that plan, yo.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (Ux7rt)

392 (Unbreakable is my Prometheus.)
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:02 PM (FYe3W)

Did you see Split?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)
---
Yes, but oddly enough. I haven't seen Glass yet.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (FYe3W)

393 371 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

Good girl! Do something normal and fun!

Enjoy!!

Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (4pK1/)

394 The problem is that millions of Movie Blobs and their ilk said "math is hard, and so is my dick" and wasted their lives in basements surfing the internet for porno. They waited for someone else to step up and make the future happen so they could passively consume it, but it's blobs all the way down.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Incentives all the way down. "Build useful tech" engineering got regulated and protested so hard there was less and less profit in it. Meanwhile, "build stuff to distract the masses" tech got all the cool sexy money. Three guesses which one proliferated in the 21c? I'll even spot you two up front...

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (OUMaO)

395
Like Dominion Voting Systems, Scytl has a long history of election fraud in various nations including injecting backdoors in its election software. The issue has prompted experts to question why the sensitive job of counting votes was outsourced to a foreign company? How could a bankrupted Spanish company count American votes in Spain? Due to such widespread fraud, the Chairman of the US Federal Election Commission Trey Trainor believes that the 2020 US Presidential Elections is illegitimate.


"No detectible fraud! No foreign influence! Squaaaaaak!"

-- MSM Gaslight Productions

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

396 It goes way back. The cities are slums and whitey's on the moon!

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (HwiWi)

397 types, deletes, goes to check on Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (6psdy)

398 349 306 Ok, so we need to fix the language and eliminate some expressions. But first we need to drill down to the root cause and gain buy in from all key stakeholders. Then we can maximize throughput and achieve a paradigm shift. Super excited to get started!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 13, 2020 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)

OK, I'll work to get this initiative socialized with the cross-functional team. They have some collaterals we can leverage as we align on key business questions. There are some key learnings we can repurpose.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (hBDC1

Damn. Y'all are good at that.

Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (NA4vJ)

399 And local law enforcement outside blue shitholes will say LOLGF to that diktat.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)

Have we already forgotten cops chasing down pregnant women on beaches and punching mothers on playgrounds? No one is coming to save us other than Jesus and possibly Trump.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (JJyjZ)

400 "placating the white working class"

Really?

Basically the people who make every little convenience that you need to live your leftist elitist life possible?

These people are really too stupid to live.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (5p7BC)

401 Indeed you did, starting with Jenny Agutter.

*Sigh*

She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (Zmnko)

402 299 174
153

@realDonaldTrump 10m





Now it is learned that the horrendous Dominion Voting System was

used in Arizona (and big in Nevada). No wonder the result was a very

close loss!



Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 03:49 PM (5FCda)


All communication from the Trump camp is coordinated through the legal team.

ALL OF IT.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (sy5kK)

403 How could a bankrupted Spanish company count American votes in Spain?

--------------------------

Because the CIA runs it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

404 371
Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.


Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

I voted for you!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (7Y5nA)

405 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh


Good call. Though I suspect my old idea of the "bear mace" (i.e., a mace with a head shaped like a bear) should be revived.

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (OUMaO)

406 yeah, brahs. Split was great. and the last seconds of the movie when the big reveal came...whoa boy!

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (Ux7rt)

407 Yes, but oddly enough. I haven't seen Glass yet.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (FYe3W)

It's a bit of a letdown, IMO.

But I squeed like a little girl when I saw the end of Split. I had no idea that was coming.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

408 401 Indeed you did, starting with Jenny Agutter.

*Sigh*

She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (Zmnko)

==========

Dolley loves that show. It also has Miranda Hart in a few seasons, and Dolley loves Miranda Hart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (NWM+b)

409 The thing they don't realize is that while the girls
may complain about the "total asshole" who they had a huge crush on in
high school, had sex with, then he started dating someone else ...
they're still attracted to that guy.



Not the neckbeard loser simp.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (UPoLF)

---
It's pretty clearly a play for bottom-feeders to score with damaged and vulnerable women.

It's the only way they can score with someone besides their hand.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (cfSRQ)

410
They hear girls complain about guys who are "total assholes!" They too hate those "total assholes" because the "total assholes" were the ones going to all the fun parties and getting all the girls in high school and college.

So in their mind, they think if they say "ladies, I'm with you! I, too, hate total assholes! I'm an ally to you! I hate the patriarchy and toxic masculinity!" they'll finally be able to get girls.

The thing they don't realize is that while the girls may complain about the "total asshole" who they had a huge crush on in high school, had sex with, then he started dating someone else ... they're still attracted to that guy.

Not the neckbeard loser simp.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (UPoLF)

They aren't complaining...they're pining. Doesn't matter how big an asshole the guy was or how badly he treated her. Hell, in some cases physical abuse or rape may have actually been involved - but that bad boy still gets their motor revving.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (nakwk)

411 352 332 >>Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Kingpin!?

Posted by: garrett

you didn't like "Zombieland?"

jeebus, you're a freak

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (W2Pud)

412 388 PDT will be talking about the WUHU Flu.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (7Y5nA)

Lemme guess:

The "flu" they have been testing for is the regular old bullshit flu, and they've been simply calling it "CORONA!!!".... and the actual SARS-CoV-2 virus has been dead and gone for months now.

Betcha a fiver.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (6FeV1)

413 Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Kingpin!?
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (KExw+)


Kingpin is free on I think Peacock right now. Peacock is one of the better apps I've found so far. Loads of movies. And Pluto has all of classic 007's right now if anybody is up for a binge.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (8B6Ng)

414 Good girl! Do something normal and fun!

Enjoy!!



Posted by: Marybeth - Trump won! at November 13, 2020 04:11 PM (4pK1/)


Oh, we go out and do normal things all the time. We're still free to go to restaurants and bars here.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

415 She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...


You have to be frocking with us.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (KExw+)

416 404
371

Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.




Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

I voted for you!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (7Y5nA)

So did my great great grandparents!! It was their dying wish!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (7Y5nA)

417 "No detectible fraud! No foreign influence! Squaaaaaak!"

-- MSM Gaslight Productions
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at No

---> Those of you in red states need to get your GOP legislators and Congressmen in line.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Ux7rt)

418 How do you watch and Ingmar Bergman film?

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (JJyjZ)

419 399 And local law enforcement outside blue shitholes will say LOLGF to that diktat.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)

Have we already forgotten cops chasing down pregnant women on beaches and punching mothers on playgrounds? No one is coming to save us other than Jesus and possibly Trump.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (JJyjZ)

____

Where did that happen though? I'm about 99% confident my local county sheriff and local city police will not enforce a Biden lockdown. This is based on the fact they did not enforce the state lockdown nor the idiotic mask mandate that followed.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (22mNy)

420 THIS is how you do it, folks.

Declare a MoMe, get the word out, and go for it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)


So, I'll put you down as a "yes", then, right?

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (b3x5S)

421 411 352 332 >>Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

Kingpin!?

Posted by: garrett

Best line from Kingpin - "Hey, I think you knocked something loose there, tiger!" (she says while coughing and hacking)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

422 405 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh

Here in NorCal we don't have Restaurants open except for pick up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

423 President Elect Joe Biden has asked his predecessor to speak in the rose garden this afternoon.

Posted by: CNN at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (8B6Ng)

424 we're going to need a bigger spaceship

Posted by: Roy Scheider in Jowls at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (0tE/i)

425 338 Who will enforce Joe Biden's lockdown? It's not like he'll send the Army into every town. He would if he could, but there aren't enough soldiers to do that. So it will be up to local law enforcement. And local law enforcement outside blue shitholes will say LOLGF to that diktat.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM (22mNy)

The long and short of it is that the federal government cannot force local law enforcement to enforce federal laws any more then they can force state legislatures to pass laws. The feds and states are supposed to be co-sovereigns.

They can, of course, "incentivize" states to pass laws (drinking age going up to 21, for example), but even that has all kinds of asterisks.

So, no one will enforce a "national lockdown."

States, of course, can do their own lockdowns.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (UPoLF)

426 For whatever reason MSM is now declaring Georgia for Biden. Right in the middle of the recount, obvious a big FU to Trump and his supporters.


To top it off they are spiking the ball by blathering about Tank Abram turning the state blue and how happy John Lewis must be looking down form heaven.


Screw these vermin. They really do hate us and would gladly help round us up and put us on the trains. Not just a figure of speech anymore, I have no doubt they actually would do it given the chance.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (MxEKc)

427 I did see some bat-shit awful Woody Harrelson movie that I can't remember the name. I think it was about sitting around in a shitty apartment and being high or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (1ISKN)

428 Best line from Kingpin - "Hey, I think you knocked something loose there, tiger!" (she says while coughing and hacking)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

Personally, I liked "she said handSOME, not handLESS."

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)

429 "Normal" people going online was the worst thing to happen to the internet and the world. The internet was a million times better as a communication tool when it was ALL weirdos.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020


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I say this as a former IT guy and a lover of my laptop and desktop, and of word processing in general. But "computers" were a lot better when they were mysterious things churning away in air-conditioned rooms, and dealt with only by educated, skilled men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (rpbg1)

430 " ...
These people are really too stupid to live.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (5p7BC)"



If only that were really true ...

*sigh*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (6psdy)

431 Damn. Y'all are good at that.
Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (NA4vJ)

Not really, we're just transcribing the conference calls we're on right now.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (hBDC1)

432
Some people say that Bruce Willis is just phoning it in these days but I think that he just picks scripts now where he plays Bruce Willis.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 13, 2020 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

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I noticed Willis has been in a string of the kind of abysmally bad movies I enjoy. I mean there's a limit of course - Trauma Center is the worst movie ever - but I like that crap and I watch a lot of it.

I eventually noticed their all distributed by the same firm, and Bruce has like five minutes of screentime, and they put him on the cover.

I think he probably signed a lucrative, minimum-effort 5000-movie deal with these guys and is just riding his name to retirement. I'll bet these guys film most of the movies near his house so he can be home by 5.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (XJipD)

433 Watch True Detective first (the only) season.

The McConaughey is stellar and Harrelson holds up his end.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (FYe3W)

This is true, fantastic.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (+2xjH)

434 When is Trump's presser? I have Newsmax on, and so far nada.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)


Any moment, the anti-American press is seated.

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (8k7U7)

435
422 405 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh

Here in NorCal we don't have Restaurants open except for pick up
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

That would suck. Went out to dinner last night, with neighbors. Stealing that from people is part of their plot to break people. Bastards, dirty rotten Stalinist bastards that ought to be chained up.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (bCLt0)

436 431 Damn. Y'all are good at that.
Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 04:12 PM (NA4vJ)

Not really, we're just transcribing the conference calls we're on right now.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (hBDC1)

Truly appreciate the heavy lift.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (nakwk)

437 Speaking of sci fi technology, I love watching the video screens "of the future" in all the movies and shows from more than five or ten years ago.

They're *all* missing a key component of video chat technology.
----------------------------

The answer is the view of yourself.

I guess I'm easily amused, but laugh when I see all these people perfectly centered on their video screens now without any idea of what they look like to the other side.

Fiction is fiction - there was never any actually *reason* to show this... but it's funny to me that we never saw this need until the time came to actually use it.
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:06 PM


Not completely true. Ma Bell had an exhibit at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair with a telephone handset with a ~4 inch B&W CRT showing whom you were talking to, and a ~2 inch CRT showing you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (DMUuz)

438 415 She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...

You have to be frocking with us.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (KExw+)

It's a bad habit to get into....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (6FeV1)

439 It appears from the Rose Garden camera he is going to talk about release of the vaccine and how it will be free through the pharmacies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

440 OK, I'll work to get this initiative socialized with the cross-functional team. They have some collaterals we can leverage as we align on key business questions. There are some key learnings we can repurpose.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (hBDC1)

What about the outcomes?

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (JJyjZ)

441 For whatever reason MSM is now declaring Georgia for Biden. Right in the middle of the recount, obvious a big FU to Trump and his supporters.

To top it off they are spiking the ball by blathering about Tank Abram turning the state blue and how happy John Lewis must be looking down form heaven.

Screw these vermin. They really do hate us and would gladly help round us up and put us on the trains. Not just a figure of speech anymore, I have no doubt they actually would do it given the chance.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (MxEKc)


No doubt the SOS of GA gave a thumbs up already. He knew the recount was all BS. Shuffling from one stack to another is not a recount.

Posted by: CNN at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (8B6Ng)

442 "289 Watched the new Ghost in the Shell a couple of days ago on IMDBTV. Kinda dreary and dull."

I thought it was interesting how it ended differently than the anime. Shows the difference between GenX and Millennial culture pretty well.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (UnQ9z)

443 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 13, 2020 04:07 PM (3P/5p)

ffs
I thought that was a hoax
28 states actually send literally send the resukts to SCYTL in Spain
wtf
can no one in America count?

Posted by: vmom FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (nUhF0)

444 The irony of waiting for someone else to build him a starship is probably lost on him.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (m45I2)

445 Regarding the Baseball Crank link on the sidebar, the NT conservatives are already crowing about how "the GOP" is now a multiracial working class party, as if they had anything to do with it. No doubt all those blue collar black and hispanic voters were drawn to proposals of more military adventures, the importation of millions of new laborers to compete for their jobs, and tax cut for megaglobocorp.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (NiCBX)

446 They can, of course, "incentivize" states to pass laws (drinking age going up to 21, for example), but even that has all kinds of asterisks.

So, no one will enforce a "national lockdown."

States, of course, can do their own lockdowns.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:15 PM (UPoLF)

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Exactly. So the blue chithole states that have lockdowns now will continue to have them. Red states will continue not to have them. Regardless of what Demented Joe says.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (22mNy)

447 McAvoy will always be Mr. Tumnis to me.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

Yeah, just rewatched that the other night. Hard to believe it was the same actor.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5FCda)

448 Any moment, the anti-American press is seated.
Posted by: WeBoned! at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (8k7U7)

Play a Leni Riefenstahl movie.

Lock the doors.

Set the projector on fire.

....


What? It's a good plan!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (6FeV1)

449 If only that were really true ...

*sigh*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365
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Well it is actually true, if you take away those pesky white working class they hate so much.

They would literally be dead within weeks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5p7BC)

450
The Left had no idea that Trump would get so many votes in the swing states.

They made a lot of errors making up those votes after Election night, and there is a lot of good evidence they cheated.

First step is to eliminate illegal votes.
Second step is to recount with the illegal votes gone.
Third step is to quote state voting laws, which were clearly broken en masse.
Fourth is to demand those votes in areas where the R ballot watchers were kicked out to be null and void.

And there are more steps, too.

Keep the faith. Trump needs our support and focus right now.

If you are within 4 hours of DC, go there tomorrow. Show the liars you will not be silenced.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (sy5kK)

451 "placating the white working class"

Really?

Basically the people who make every little convenience that you need to live your leftist elitist life possible?

These people are really too stupid to live.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020


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The last thing our society seems to be doing is placating the white working class. It's all about the burgeoning multi-ethnic class, many of whom have their hands out for free stuff, and if they don't get it they'll riot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (rpbg1)

452 Here in NorCal we don't have Restaurants open except for pick up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zmnko)


Well, if all the new retirees to GA have their way, we'll be shut down tight until every virus on earth is killed.

There's a shit-stirrer on Nextdoor crowing about Biden's "march to the sea" and he posted this gem: "RECONSTRUCTION HAS BEGUN! Signed, General Stacey Abrams"

I'd like to find him alone on a golf cart path *hefts tire iron*

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

453 Lindsey seems short.

Are all short women prone to emotional energy displays?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

454 wow.


I just heard a tampon comercial on the radio

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (GIeIM)

455
If you aren't careful, you'll come away from Death Becomes Her wondering how he ever was an Action Hero, and thinking of him as a milksop he plays.








Bruce Willis started out as the milksop. David Addisson in Moonlighting was a fast-talking, hilarious, but wimpy con artist. That was the role that put him on the map.

He did Die Hard while on between-seasons hiatus from Moonlighting, and it was totally out of character. Which is one reason that DH worked so well, he was the plodding cop everyman who was thrust into a hopeless situation and had to rise to the occasion. EVERY guy in the audience could identify with him, because we could see ourselves in him.

Nowadays, it's all "former Navy SEAL" or "former CIA Agent", or "former contract assassin". Ho-hum. No wonder most modern action films are so forgettable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (EGyGV)

456
Dolley loves that show. It also has Miranda Hart in a few seasons, and Dolley loves Miranda Hart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (NWM+b)

my spouse has watched the entire season through. We couldn't cancel netflix until she was done with it.

in movie thoughts, I watched Vertigo again the other night and this time had the opinion that it was the worst movie Hitchcock ever made. Characters are idiots, plot is ridiculous, and at the end Jimmy Stewart is about to be arrested and convicted for murder, and he doesn't even realize it. Yeah, Kim Novak is cute, but even then, what is she doing acting like she loves her psycho stalker Jimmy Stewart? How can she be that desperate?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

457 They aren't complaining...they're pining. Doesn't matter how big an asshole the guy was or how badly he treated her. Hell, in some cases physical abuse or rape may have actually been involved - but that bad boy still gets their motor revving.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (nakwk)

Well, I mean, I think it's more of the psychological phenomena that we all experience.

It's amazing how quickly a "hot, nice girl" turns in to a "stupid slut" as soon as she rejects a guys advances, or breaks up with him, or whatever, too.

That doesn't mean that guys are no longer attracted to attractive, nice girls.

But for someone with limited social skills who has had very little interaction with the opposite gender, you can see how they would think it does.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

458 Speaking of Bruce Willis, his latest phoning it in is an Alien/Aliens knock-off:

https://tinyurl.com/Willis-in-Breach-Yaaawwnn

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (BM2fS)

459 447 McAvoy will always be Mr. Tumnis to me.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

Yeah, just rewatched that the other night. Hard to believe it was the same actor.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5FCda)

He was remarkable, and stole every scene he was in. Gifted actor, he is. The Last King of Scotland is my favorite McAvoy movie.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)

460 Exactly. So the blue chithole states that have lockdowns now will continue to have them. Red states will continue not to have them. Regardless of what Demented Joe says.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020


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Correction: States with blue governors will continue to have them. Lousy-ana voted for Trump and is red outside the pesthole of the big city, but the guv'nor is stupid-blue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)

461 454 wow.


I just heard a tampon comercial on the radio
Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (GIeIM)

Why the hell is Biden still paying for ad time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (6FeV1)

462
Where did that happen though? I'm about 99% confident my local county sheriff and local city police will not enforce a Biden lockdown. This is based on the fact they did not enforce the state lockdown nor the idiotic mask mandate that followed.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (22mNy)

Yeah I honestly don't know. You *could* be right but I'm not counting on it.

Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (JJyjZ)

463 The McConaughey is stellar and Harrelson holds up his end.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:10 PM (FYe3W)

This is true, fantastic.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM

Is that the one where Alexandria Daddario exposes the most magnificent Bewbs EVER? Because then I might watch it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (pTJsd)

464
Regarding the Baseball Crank link on the sidebar, the NT conservatives are already crowing about how "the GOP" is now a multiracial working class party, as if they had anything to do with it. No doubt all those blue collar black and hispanic voters were drawn to proposals of more military adventures, the importation of millions of new laborers to compete for their jobs, and tax cut for megaglobocorp.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (NiCBX)

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Nah. Hard-hats and minorities are just drawn to weaselly, sallow white men who auction their wives at black-tie fundraising dinners to get next year's sinecure locked in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (XJipD)

465 Jane.. That is infuriating

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Zmnko)

466 Going out for dinner with my husband tonight. I may carry a tire iron just in case.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh

Here in NorCal we don't have Restaurants open except for pick up
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

That would suck. Went out to dinner last night, with neighbors. Stealing that from people is part of their plot to break people. Bastards, dirty rotten Stalinist bastards that ought to be chained up.
Posted by: tubal


Sneaking across the river and going to a steakhouse in Durant, Oklahoma with family.
F the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (BJLVZ)

467 the ghost in the shell movie with scarjo was unwatchable garbage.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Ux7rt)

468 Donna, are you in Sonoma Co.? Stricter than the "City and County of San Francisco". (That's right, S.F. is both a city and county, only one in CA). We can have 25% capacity indoor and then there's outdoor. Woohoo! Generations from now, people will look at this time and think, well, no, they won't think. (Cf. Idiocracy)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

469 "295 Can anyone recommend a good computer diagnostic program? My 'puter is sludgy, kinda like Joey"

You can figure out a whole lot with Task Manager. If the problem is in a driver or a service, you might have to hunt down the more powerful stuff like Process Explorer or Process Monitor.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (UnQ9z)

470 Never been on twatter.
Never been on fecesbook.

Mrs. Jukin in on fecesbook because of nephews and nieces.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (pw+jk)

471 It appears from the Rose Garden camera he is going to talk about release of the vaccine and how it will be free through the pharmacies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
----------
I find the fact that he is out doing a national address about the vaccine, while continuing to keep his powder dry on the election interesting.

Not saying it is good or bad, just that it is unexpected given the "no fraud/covid" panicporn going on everywhere else.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (5p7BC)

472 Star ship? I'm thinking he ends up in a helicopter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (9Om/r)

473 ...f the vaccine and how it will be free through the pharmacies.


***********

I suppose we are too far gone as a civilized people to point out the obvious fallacy in that phrase.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (m45I2)

474 Is that the one where Alexandria Daddario exposes the most magnificent Bewbs EVER? Because then I might watch it.


yes and frankly - holy shit

those are spectacular

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (j9HX3)

475 Here in NorCal we don't have Restaurants open except for pick up
Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

That would suck. Went out to dinner last night, with neighbors. Stealing that from people is part of their plot to break people. Bastards, dirty rotten Stalinist bastards that ought to be chained up.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (bCLt0


Yup. I don't know what the deal is with some of the chains having dining rooms open - I'm guessing if they have so much sq ft they can get away with a few occupied tables. All the small places are screwed.

The ones that were set up for take-out are doing ok, like the local BBQ joint. Others not so much, especially if they can't put tables on the sidewalk. You just can't get many tables in front of your place at 10' apart.

In the end, Taco Bell WILL win the restaurant wars. Home Depot, Costco, and especially Amazon. I'm not even hopeful for a lot of the grocery stores.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)

476 Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

Yes I am

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Zmnko)

477 Money Plane. Movie Bob.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (aBjno)

478 What about the outcomes?
Posted by: ... at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (JJyjZ)

Outcomes will be optimized.

No outcome, no income!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (hBDC1)

479
He did Die Hard while on between-seasons hiatus from Moonlighting, and it was totally out of character. Which is one reason that DH worked so well, he was the plodding cop everyman who was thrust into a hopeless situation and had to rise to the occasion. EVERY guy in the audience could identify with him, because we could see ourselves in him.

--

That's a good observation. And I havent' seen it in years, but I don't remember him being particularly superhero looking. Healthy, but not big muscles. Just a guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - resign your senate seat Vice President Karmella at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (/BX3R)

480 Nood PDT live

Posted by: hogmartin at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (t+qrx)

481 I find the fact that he is out doing a national address about the vaccine, while continuing to keep his powder dry on the election interesting.

Not saying it is good or bad, just that it is unexpected given the "no fraud/covid" panicporn going on everywhere else.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (5p7BC)


And you just know all of the questions the press will be screaming will be about when he's going to concede, nothing about a possible cure for Covid.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2020 04:22 PM (8B6Ng)

482 Nood PDT live

Not something you see every day.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 13, 2020 04:22 PM (b3x5S)

483 An interesting development, if true, is the report that US Military seized the vote tabulating servers in Germany today. (The ones in Germany that tabulate the US election. Nothing unusual about that!)

Posted by: artemis at November 13, 2020 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

484 Exactly. So the blue chithole states that have lockdowns now will continue to have them. Red states will continue not to have them. Regardless of what Demented Joe says.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 13, 2020 04:17 PM (22mNy)

Right.

Which is what people were saying from the beginning about Biden's plan. "Oh, so you have the exact same covid response plan as Trump? You mean the plan that you claimed killed hundreds of thousands of people needlessly? You would literally do nothing different?"

Because he can order national lockdowns and national mask wearing all he wants, but it is entirely unenforceable. And if he was dumb enough to try to enforce it, the courts would rule against him in a second.

And everyone knows that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:22 PM (UPoLF)

485 "There's a shit-stirrer on Nextdoor crowing about
Biden's "march to the sea" and he posted this gem: "RECONSTRUCTION HAS
BEGUN! Signed, General Stacey Abrams"






Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh"


If this is the left's idea of unity I can't wait to see their idea of vengeance.

Posted by: Ripley at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (MxEKc)

486 He was remarkable, and stole every scene he was in. Gifted actor, he is. The Last King of Scotland is my favorite McAvoy movie.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)

Ooh, I haven't seen that yet - thanks!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (5FCda)

487 Mars looks to be a Colonizing bust, Wolfus. Lots of negatives there.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2020


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Maybe so. But we should have checked it out, in person, a long time ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (rpbg1)

488 I suppose we are too far gone as a civilized people to point out the obvious fallacy in that phrase.
Posted by: Muldoon

Maybe that last phrase, thru insurance was omitted.

Posted by: Infidel at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Kbzcz)

489 nood

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

490 438
415 She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...



You have to be frocking with us.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2020 04:13 PM (KExw+)



It's a bad habit to get into....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:16 PM (6FeV1)

She'll get double crossed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (7Y5nA)

491 yes and frankly - holy shit

those are spectacular
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM

Thanks, (checks Netflix) If I could design a pair of BEWBS. Those would be it. Wow!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 13, 2020 04:23 PM (pTJsd)

492 Another good movie that has Harrelson: Seven Psychopaths.

And it has Colin Farrel, as *not* one of the psychopaths.

Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:24 PM (FYe3W)

493 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:19 PM (UPoLF)

Sure, I think there's a psychological process that we go through to break emotional and mental ties to someone, and that can often include vilification to some point or other. I think we've probably all done it, been on the receiving end of it, or both. But I'm not talking about that - I am talking literally about the women who actually pine for their long-lost bad boys who legitimately treated them like shit - and quite possibly in a criminal fashion. That is a fascinating and bizarre phenomenon.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 13, 2020 04:24 PM (nakwk)

494 She plays a Nun now in a PBS series called Call the Midwife...

Posted by: It's me donna



Jenny Agutter is 67 years old.

Where did my life go?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2020 04:24 PM (BM2fS)

495 Pelosi having an indoor dinner to welcome the new House members, but you can't get together for Thanksgiving

https://tinyurl.com/y2d8a8gv

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2020 04:25 PM (NpAcC)

496
I'm over 2,000 miles away, but as a co-organizer of the inagural PACNWMoMe, and a recent attendee of the TxMoMe, I will be happy to call in and give everyone a peptalk.

email is in my nic, between all the goofy characters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 13, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

497 I just heard a tampon commercial on the radio

*********

Old and busted: Prince Albert in a can

New and timely: Prince Charles in a hooha

Posted by: Muldoon at November 13, 2020 04:25 PM (m45I2)

498 No I realized it when I typed in Muldoon. It is in no way free.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 13, 2020 04:26 PM (r+sAi)

499
Didn't think I'd ever see a movie with Woody Harrelson in it that I liked.

he was good in Wag The Dog

he played himself

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 13, 2020 04:26 PM (cRaCq)

500 Why are we talking about Ghost in the Shell (yes, I suppose I could read 400 comments and find out) because no way MovieBob liked that movie. Cultural appropriation and not casting a Japanese Actress made it Not Okay.

I thought it was good, though. The problem really was that what was absolutely amazing about the Ghost in the Shell anime was that the ideas were bleeding edge cool. Thirty years ago. But *because* of Ghost in the Shell, now they're not.

The updates made sense. And I thought that Johansson did an excellent job acting an android.

Posted by: Synova at November 13, 2020 04:27 PM (BD/yx)

501 Another good movie that has Harrelson: Seven Psychopaths.

And it has Colin Farrel, as *not* one of the psychopaths.
Posted by: Axeman at November 13, 2020 04:24 PM (FYe3W)

LOVE that movie. But I also love Sam Rockwell.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

502 In the end, Taco Bell WILL win the restaurant wars. Home Depot, Costco, and especially Amazon. I'm not even hopeful for a lot of the grocery stores.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 13, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)

Heh, our progress to a Demolition Man future goes always forward!

Posted by: Thrawn at November 13, 2020 04:28 PM (5aFbR)

503 Am I surprised that whatever that is wants a new body without working for it

Calling on holy name of the machina ex machina to right the wrong in the spaceship next world should have worked. Injustice!

Posted by: Gilded at November 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Cx+/r)

504 Reason 4574 why I'm glad I'm not dating. Too much drama and stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (3H9h1)

505 469 "295 Can anyone recommend a good computer diagnostic program? My 'puter is sludgy, kinda like Joey"

You can figure out a whole lot with Task Manager. If the problem is in a driver or a service, you might have to hunt down the more powerful stuff like Process Explorer or Process Monitor.
Posted by: goodluckduck at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (UnQ9z)

I use CPUID.

Gives you good temperature info.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (6FeV1)

506 To top it off they are spiking the ball by blathering about Tank Abram turning the state blue and how happy John Lewis must be looking down form heaven.


She has continued my work.


Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE!

Posted by: John Lewis at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

507 Shes cute, Mr Stubby Fingers is way out of his league though. Ide hit it, then whisper MAGA in her ear as I leave her apartment and her cats.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (D5Z7t)

508 Com on you guys!
PDT is the PLATINUM SCALP WEASEL!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (7Y5nA)

509 n00d trump

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (C+F5p)

510 President having press conference. Pzifer"unfortunate" mistake that they said they were not part of Operation Warpspeed.

Posted by: Iris at November 13, 2020 04:29 PM (lSFe/)

511 Posted by: rickb223 at November 13, 2020 04:20 PM (BJLVZ)

Heh.

Tomorrow I'll be at the gun show in Denison, the gun range in Durant, then taking donations from the Choctaws.

Posted by: tbodie at November 13, 2020 04:30 PM (NA4vJ)

512 Both are cockeyed so this crazy couple of kids have that going for them.

Posted by: Desultory joe at November 13, 2020 04:32 PM (L9P9s)

513 No, it's sadder than that.

They are guys who are losers and never got laid when they were younger.

They hear girls complain about guys who are "total assholes!" They too hate those "total assholes" because the "total assholes" were the ones going to all the fun parties and getting all the girls in high school and college.

So in their mind, they think if they say "ladies, I'm with you! I, too, hate total assholes! I'm an ally to you! I hate the patriarchy and toxic masculinity!" they'll finally be able to get girls.

The thing they don't realize is that while the girls may complain about the "total asshole" who they had a huge crush on in high school, had sex with, then he started dating someone else ... they're still attracted to that guy.

Not the neckbeard loser simp.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2020 04:08 PM (UPoLF)


For somebody who's never met me, you've got me down pretty pat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 13, 2020 04:36 PM (2JVJo)

514 Ace,Thank you for this. Seriously. All the stress of the election took a temporary back seat to watching Lindsay Ellis publicly curb stomp Moviebob's imaginary friendship with her. It's like a fight between two of the world's most annoying people and THEY BOTH LOSE!

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 13, 2020 04:36 PM (0jZvB)

515 The last thing our society seems to be doing is placating the white working class. It's all about the burgeoning multi-ethnic class, many of whom have their hands out for free stuff, and if they don't get it they'll riot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 13, 2020 04:18 PM (rpbg1)

Multi-ethnic people like me also get the short straw. You're expected to swear allegiance to one set of ancestors and be that and only that. You can't say "I'm a Anglo-Celtic-Cherokee-Spaniard-Moor". You have to pick one and be the cardboard cutout caricature of it, or you're a race traitor. If you use something from the other side of your own heritage, it's cultural appropriation.

Screw the racial noise, I'm an American. People like me never existed anywhere else.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 13, 2020 04:37 PM (3hSef)

516 I read the post, Ace. I tried really hard to generate a fuck about these people and their situation but it just wouldn't come.

Posted by: SamIam at November 13, 2020 04:45 PM (oasF3)

517 Harvey Weinstein look alike...

Posted by: Timon at November 13, 2020 04:59 PM (q4X5T)

518 you know the whole stupid pronoun thing is real handy at identifying assholes.

like for example, all the tweets refer to this girl as 'they' instead of she, so it's real obvious that she is not someone you'd want to be around

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 13, 2020 05:02 PM (uS2EJ)

519 518
you know the whole stupid pronoun thing is real handy at identifying assholes.



like for example, all the tweets refer to this girl as 'they'
instead of she, so it's real obvious that she is not someone you'd want
to be around

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 13, 2020 05:02 PM (uS2EJ)

I like IT. Works when I can't figure it out.

Posted by: jim at November 13, 2020 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

520 The few Male feminist I know are the types of guys who would probably rape a female why yelling "why won't you love me, I'm an ally!!!!" They all just lean way beyond creepy.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 13, 2020 06:11 PM (XwTyM)

521 408 Dolley loves that show. It also has Miranda Hart in a few seasons, and Dolley loves Miranda Hart.


A wise and discerning woman indeed.

Miranda (the eponymous series) is a gem of British comedy virtually unknown in America.

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