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Crowd Chants "FIRE FAUCI;" Trump Says "Wait 'Til After the Election"

Via Bonchie at Red State.

This is a strong fan-made ad:

From Steven Kruiser's round-up a few days ago: This Biden Heckler is great, and Biden doesn't know how to reply.

The clip is from 2019. It's making the rounds again.

I guess the heckler isn't black or fat. If he were, Biden would have a pithy comeback.

Kruiser links this latest round-up of Biden's embarrassing, terrifying brain degeneration. He's lost most of the ability of human speech.

Posted by: Ace at 05:02 PM




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1 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:02 PM (W2Pud)

2 yes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:02 PM (W2Pud)

3 Ha...love it.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 02, 2020 05:02 PM (4IJbQ)

4 Fire him Wray and Haspel as soon as the democrats cheating is stopped

Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2020 05:03 PM (aBmnR)

5 REEEEEE

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 05:03 PM (nUhF0)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)

7 I'm waiting for Creepy Joe to give a speech entirely in gibberish.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (xcrUy)

8 Sounds like Covid Cult heresy!

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (FYe3W)

9 "This is the end of Trump's campaign."
-Allahpundit, his finger on the pulse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (NWM+b)

10 I see most of cable "news" running w/the Fauci joke.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (AwYPR)

11 lock her and him up

lock her and him up

lock her and him up

Posted by: illiniwek at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (Cus5s)

12 Watching the Michigan rally...Pence up!

Joe just got into an UberShare...thought he was at one of his campaign events

Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (vd8XM)

13 Always pleasant to hear.

Posted by: Someguy at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

14 If we can only get Biden to say or spell "Mxyzptlk" backwards, we can get him to return to the 5th dimension.

Posted by: stumck at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (w9Wax)

15 Oh noes! The people love Fauci! They won't vote Trump now! ALL IS LOST!!!

Posted by: Karen Moby at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (F9322)

16
President Trump is going to fire many, many bad people on Wednesday.

Wray
Haspel
Fauci
Gone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (Gguds)

17 Damn you, Nurse!

There are few people in America I despise more than Dr. Fauci. It should be Trump's first move if he is reelected. He said the other day we should shut down until after flu season. LOLGF.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (bkUtD)

18 This one shocked me:

https://tinyurl.com/yyp6nlry

Oliver Stone (?!?) denouncing the MFM, including the Russia hoax. Sides with Greenwald and Taibbi.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (7X3UV)

19 I hope Trump also bans tresjfsjfesfosupressure.

Just so the media lobbies for it.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (v2c9/)

20 LOL, the heckler video is so....Trumpy.

Posted by: WisRich at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

21 lock up all of the spies, saboteurs, and seditionists !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (6psdy)

22 Fire?

Like out of a cannon?

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (eMEkg)

23 4 Fire him Wray and Haspel as soon as the democrats cheating is stopped
Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2020 05:03 PM (aBmnR)

How about the minute polls close on the West Coast?

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (F9322)

24 totally OT but my area JUST announced that some polling places are changing for tomorrow "for safely"?!?!?!

so... PA is going to try anything to confuse people and make it difficult to vote in person tomorrow, at least Chester County clearly is.

rrrrrrrr

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (j9HX3)

25 Imagine a world without Fauci....
No W.H.O., too...

Posted by: Old Dude at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (LGXGf)

26 I want to find out why Fauci was really funding that lab in Wuhan to begin with.

I want a truth and reconciliation commission to give him sodium pentathol and ask him.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (Clxcy)

27 I'll live with Fauci keeping his job if the FBI and CIA directors are fired on 4 Nov.

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (o7OfS)

28
Sky News is the best source of news on the planet, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (Gguds)

29 15 If we can only get Biden to say or spell "Mxyzptlk" backwards, we can get him to return to the 5th dimension.
Posted by: stumck at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM (w9Wax)


We don't want him back. He's all yours

Posted by: The great gazoo at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (9dzlp)

30 >>>so... PA is going to try anything to confuse people and make it difficult to vote in person tomorrow, at least Chester County clearly is.



And they'll get away with it with our PA Supreme Court.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (bkUtD)

31 Looking at the front page ads. Tommy Chong really hates Charlie Brown's Dildo. Sheesh.

Sorry. just a dumb observation.

Carry on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (x8Wzq)

32 9 "This is the end of Trump's campaign."
-Allahpundit, his finger on the pulse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (NWM+b)

________


Wait, he can feel #DrunkDonLemon's pulse all the way up in the top of his colon?

Posted by: ShainS at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (7GJE/)

33 text MAGA to 30330

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (0tE/i)

34 Be of good cheer! Annoy the killjoys and Karens!

Trump's rallies take a page from Alinsky: "A good tactic is one your people enjoy." Rallies are fun, and we enjoy them. Hell, last night Trump said something along the lines of "look at all of you! I don't even have a guitar and I'm getting a crowd like this!".

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (b3x5S)

35 I'll live with Fauci keeping his job if the FBI and CIA directors are fired on 4 Nov.
Posted by: PabloD

Move his desk to the basement and quit paying him

Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (vd8XM)

36 People are going to vote for this idiot en masse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (jwtRM)

37 That fake movie trailer is some excellent, effective propaganda work, and isn't even official.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

38 Oh, so this is why CNN and MSNBC aren't airing his speeches...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (v2c9/)

39 The divide is over COVID. The scareds vs the lets go on living.

Fauci is a deity to the scareds. He tells them stay home for the next year or so, wear some masks. It will be fine.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (ZfRYq)

40 Unmask

Everywhere.

Quarantine the sick, not the healthy.

Fuck Doctor Felcher.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (ifmtJ)

41 People who vote for Biden have buttholes big enough to camp in.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (l9m7l)

42 27 I want to find out why Fauci was really funding that lab in Wuhan to begin with.

I want a truth and reconciliation commission to give him sodium pentathol and ask him.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (Clxcy)

This is a fair question.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (9dzlp)

43
-Allahpundit, his finger on the pulse

-------

I assume that's a button on his teledildonics app?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (XJipD)

44 Honestly, when this is all over, I'll be most sad that I didn't get to see Biden shit himself on stage and pop a blood vessel in his eyeball trying to clench up.

I guess there is still tonight though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (3aLWR)

45
Fauci is 78 yrs old.
Retire, already, grandpa.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (Gguds)

46 If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?

Posted by: Zod at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (xK9An)

47 Fauci is murdering people with his malignant incompetence. and has been his entire stupidly long career

he is a monster

in my sig is a link to our ChesCo poling place website. all the highlighted yellow ones have recently changed, some just changed today!

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (j9HX3)

48
Dow plunges +423.45. Because Biden is cruising to victory. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (mht8P)

49 29
Sky News is the best source of news on the planet, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:07 PM (Gguds)

How are their weather girls?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

50 Fauci should be given back to Geppetto. He is a failed puppet. His nose won't grow.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (cu8pj)

51 Well, one thing is certain. After tomorrow night, we'll never hear about Hillary again. One way or another, we'll hear about Biden for the next four years.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (v16oJ)

52
That fake movie trailer is some excellent, effective propaganda work, and isn't even official.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

-------

It's almost as if campaign consultants are boring and uncreative and unskilled wastes of flesh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (XJipD)

53 47 If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?
Posted by: Zod at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (xK9An)


How could you tell if it did?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (xSz05)

54 President Trump is going to fire many, many bad people on Wednesday.

Wray
Haspel
Fauci
Gone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM


Niedermeyer....?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (ejd/p)

55 Fauci. . . . . .the guy in the "Holy Grail" movie. .. . . ..dragging the wagon full of Dead Businesses, their owners and their employees. . . . . .and the light load of dead starved uneducated bored children on top. May he be put in stocks and flogged daily.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & PNs at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (E/Dy4)

56 >>>If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?



yes, the the 45th time since 1970

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (bkUtD)

57 Lock 'em all up!

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (88xKn)

58 I saw some otherwise Republican leaning wine-moms go against Trump in the spring over COVID, they became mask Karens and lockdown fans.

Then their kids got left behind with the school closures and they became big on getting back to normal life - and are coming home to Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (ZfRYq)

59 So I think today's windows update has screwed up something with youtube.

When I try to watch anything on youtube, I get about a second of normal sound and then it drops of to near nothing, with occasional 'mumbly' sounds coming through. So I can't watch RSBN (but seems to be everything).


Some videos on twitter (like the James Woods link above) work, some don't. Audio in movies from my steam launcher seem to work. I'm currently playing TES 4: Oblivion, and found it was quite quiet, and in diagnosing that find that my windows sound volume was set to 80 (I normally have it at 100), so they definitely screwed with audio.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (kOpft)

60 Dow plunges +423.45. Because Biden is cruising to victory. Or so I'm told.
----------------------
We will all be swimming in new green energy money!!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (cu8pj)

61 44. Allahpundit who? Is he a lefty?

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (uzvcg)

62
If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?
Posted by: Zod at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (xK9An)

__________

Damage estimated at $45.87.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (mht8P)

63 Fauci is a fucking sewer rat. He could have played the part of Peter Pettigrew in Harry Potter without makeup.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (3aLWR)

64 Is there anyway we can kill a horse in Joe's basement?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (cu8pj)

65
The only proof you need that this "pandemic" is a farce is the NFL.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (Gguds)

66
No W.H.O., too...
Posted by: Old Dude

========

Did we get out of WHO?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

67 19
This one shocked me:



https://tinyurl.com/yyp6nlry



Oliver Stone (?!?) denouncing the MFM, including the Russia hoax. Sides with Greenwald and Taibbi.


The smarter ones are distancing themselves from the loons. TBH, I'm surprised Oliver Stone is one of them.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (v16oJ)

68 Sky News is the best source of news on the planet, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Sky News Australia

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (0tE/i)

69 So who is our D-Day?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (cu8pj)

70 55
President Trump is going to fire many, many bad people on Wednesday.



Wray

Haspel

Fauci

Gone.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:05 PM
Hold your wrath. . . . after the inauguration. . . . . after the inauguration. . . .after we've capped the Globalist TechRats in the streets


Posted by: H8 Marxist Rats & PNs at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (E/Dy4)

71 They meant 'set Fauci on fire' I'm hoping.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (7Y5nA)

72 Trump's Second Inaugural Address will be short and to the point: Today, we settle all family business. And, God Bless America!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (Oh1Ok)

73 @LindseyGrahamSC
US Senate candidate, SC

The Left can steal your yard sign, but they can't steal your voice. #VOTE

https://tinyurl.com/y5of2djq


Lindsey can be funny sometimes.

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (cF8AT)

74
Fire. You mean like with gasoline?

Posted by: HILARY!!! at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (jmRuZ)

75 Did we get out of WHO?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

What?

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (88xKn)

76 The left believes that if we had just done what Fauci said, we would have maybe 50k death. No, they actually believe that.

Posted by: iandeal at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (vgGyZ)

77 >>>Did we get out of WHO?



I was never in her. Cindy Lu is a lying whore!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (bkUtD)

78 I always got the idea that Fauci said The Vid was no big deal back in February just to help the democrats try to dunk on Trump over his china ban.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (zzdt2)

79 "Dude, what the fuck are you...talking about?" - Walter

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (Oka5v)

80 75 Did we get out of WHO?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

What?
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (88xKn)


THIRD BASE

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (ZfRYq)

81 66
No W.H.O., too...
Posted by: Old Dude

========

Did we get out of WHO?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)

And will we be fooled again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

82 Fire?

Like out of a cannon?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump)


Like at the stake?

Posted by: G. Gnome, Death to Bamboo!! at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (OQcPl)

83

Fauci did such an incredible job with the AIDS crisis...

Not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (s2VJv)

84 Hey, for the SF writers on this forum, I came up with an idea for a pretty interesting Sci Fi story.

So you have this guy, he's the richest guy in the world. And millions of households in America have accepted this potential listening device into their homes.

And you have this epidemic that completely shuts down the once free country of America. So the rich guy, he competes against brick-and-mortar stores, and there seems to this idea in enough states that local shops can't open, and the guy who's raking in all this dough as the country shuts down is *literally* the richest guy in the world.

There's also this subplot where there's this "change shortage" which is coincidental because you can't send cash and change to this guy's business.

Anyway, I just thought of that over the weekend.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (FYe3W)

85 Did we get out of WHO?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)
+++++++++++
I don't think we did. We canceled our payments, but I think we're still a member (we're just withholding the dough).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (hYcqw)

86 If Trump wins, the portrait of RBG at Hotel Dena cries blood.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (v2c9/)

87 Way would the market be up for biden. Does wall street higher taxes? Or do they see a gop senate? All
Crazy crap

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (uzvcg)

88 I want a truth and reconciliation commission to give him sodium pentathol and ask him.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at November 02, 2020 05:06 PM (Clxcy)
Question him "Under Adversity". There's a reason the Pear of Anguish comes in assorted sizes.

Posted by: Vid Coto at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (wWn8R)

89 That heckler is badass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (guGkK)

90 I can't wait for the Democrat Airing of the Grievances after the election.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (arqJ5)

91
ADP won't release their national employment report until Wednesday. We get the govt's report on Thursday.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (Gguds)

92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (0jZvB)

93 the last video with Biden - don't let anyone tell you this is a stutter - it is neologisms.

Neologisms are found in neurocognitive disorders

Posted by: batterup at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (K4I9O)

94 I'm told Trump is going to gather all his people together and pull a Capone from the Untouchables.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (eMEkg)

95 53
47 If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?

Posted by: Zod at November 02, 2020 05:09 PM (xK9An)



Die energie der welt ist constant. Die entropie der welt strebt einem maximum zu.
-Clausius

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

96 Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar brushed off the notion that President Trump might seek the dismissal of Dr. Anthony Fauci after his supporters at a weekend rally urged him to fire the top doctor.

"Well, the president likes Dr. Fauci," Azar told Fox News host Bill Hemmer on Monday. "He hears from many different advisers. He's got a lot of our top doctors and top scientists and others to advise him, and he hears conflicting views, and he sorts them out and designs the best course for the country."

Posted by: Fire Fauci = Lock Up Hillary (all talk) at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (BBWrU)

97 Da fuq, Joe?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (okGHj)

98 Someone on an ONT or quarantine thread used the phrase "fire him so hard he bounces". I liked that.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (t+qrx)

99 BOOOM

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (97Jmy)

100 Fauci's cousin owns a NY restaurant that is dying
----
https://tinyurl.com/yykt2s9f

Posted by: BluesFish at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (WQZ1O)

101 Gay lefty cousin hates Fauci. Like you guys said, he screwed up on Aids

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (uzvcg)

102 Pence talking about firing bad VA employees at the Michigan rally.

HEADLINE: Trump Administration acts to increase unemployment in vital services

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (hYcqw)

103 The left believes that if we had just done what Fauci said, we would have maybe 50k death. No, they actually believe that.

Posted by: iandeal at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (vgGyZ)

What he said first or when he flipped?

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (AwYPR)

104 Trump 2020: It's Coming In Dry

Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (arqJ5)

105
Fauci did such an incredible job with the AIDS crisis...

___________

And I remember gays being in the forefront of shutting down bathhouses and practicing monogamous protected sex.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (mht8P)

106 67 Oliver Stone (?!?) denouncing the MFM, including the Russia hoax. Sides with Greenwald and Taibbi.

The smarter ones are distancing themselves from the loons. TBH, I'm surprised Oliver Stone is one of them.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (v16oJ)

========

He's loony and a barely competent filmmaker, but he's well educated, at least, and he actually has lived experiences like going to war.

So, sure, he still thinks communism is awesome and thinks that Chavez was a great democratically elected leader, but he can also look at the American media landscape and see that it's dominated by woke-scolds who know less than he did when he went to Vietnam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (NWM+b)

107 >>>I'm told Trump is going to gather all his people together and pull a Capone from the Untouchables.



BASEBALL!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (bkUtD)

108 Dancing Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y4x7x83z

I'm gonna miss him in 4 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)

109 I fully expect to see Fauci on Dancing With the Stars next year.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (LZ7Gl)

110 61 44. Allahpundit who? Is he a lefty?
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (uzvcg)
_______

No, he's ambidextrous. He takes it in both holes.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (7X3UV)

111 94. Or Negan from Walking Dead

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (uzvcg)

112 58 I saw some otherwise Republican leaning wine-moms go against Trump in the spring over COVID...coming home to Trump.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:11 PM (ZfRYq)

Mrs. Helmet was close to coming under the Social Media Induced Blame Trump onslaught. Sent her ballot back straight R ticket.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (Oka5v)

113 90 I can't wait for the Democrat Airing of the Grievances after the election.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (arqJ5)

Fuck their grievances. I want on air immolation with gas and matches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (o2MD2)

114
Why would Wall Street care?

Trump will be friendly to all business. Biden won't, but he'll be friendly to them, because they own him.

I don't see them as having a stake in who wins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (XJipD)

115 76 The left believes that if we had just done what Fauci said, we would have maybe 50k death. No, they actually believe that.
Posted by: iandeal


what are they talking about? there has been 100% compliance with Fauci's recommendations to both not wear masks and to wear masks. it's an unbreakable record, like Dorsett's 99 yard run.

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (0tE/i)

116 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (cu8pj)

117 80
75 Did we get out of WHO?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 05:12 PM (G51Gf)



What?

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (88xKn)



THIRD BASE

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:14 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (7Y5nA)

118 107 >>>I'm told Trump is going to gather all his people together and pull a Capone from the Untouchables.



BASEBALL!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (bkUtD)

========

I've heard he has plans on going to a baptism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (NWM+b)

119 92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (0jZvB)

It must be those violent Methodists at it again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

120 This one shocked me:



https://tinyurl.com/yyp6nlry



Oliver Stone (?!?) denouncing the MFM, including the Russia hoax. Sides with Greenwald and Taibbi.


==========

Google won;t let the site stay up. I have to go reinstall DuckDuckGo on this browser.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not Anyone's Handmaiden at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (kXoT0)

121 https://bit.ly/3eiGb2G
*****
WOW! Trump Campaign Accuses Democrats of ALREADY Cutting Election Day Ads of "Red Mirage" in Order to Excuse Biden's Loss and Foment Chaos
*****
Seem to be Supremely confident, Don't They ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (97Jmy)

122 >>> I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.


I mean, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)

123 The thing is, no matter who wins tomorrow, it's all over for the NeverTrumpers. There will be nothing left to say.
Hated by both sides, they'll slide ignomiously into the political sewage barrel with Avenatti, Hilary and all the others.

It's so sad.

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (PxAO0)

124 119 92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (0jZvB)

It must be those violent Methodists at it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

The Youths? Does Vienna have youths, or is that just France?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (Oka5v)

125 What did his aids say?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (XTk1T)

126 Fuck that little midget asshole.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (22mNy)

127 The Lincoln Project ads on youtube are pissing me off. The 5 seconds I have to wait until I can skip them is agony.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Death to Bamboo!! at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (OQcPl)

128 There's a happy, upbeat bitch on MSNBC so bubbly right now.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (v2c9/)

129 Just think, Biden couldn't respond to a lone heckler in 2019 when he was 5 times as lucid as today.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (FsgBK)

130 73
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (cF8AT)
_________

I'm still studying that link you posted in yesteday's book thread. The dancing Latina.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (7X3UV)

131 >>>I've heard he has plans on going to a baptism.



hares is a pimp.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (bkUtD)

132 That is a great ad!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (axyOa)

133 Dr. Spank - stick to your craft, the monkey awaits.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (4NtsG)

134 92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...

____

Swear it wasn't us this time

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (22mNy)

135 LindseyGrahamSC
US Senate candidate, SC


Next he'll want us to kick in for a pair of FABULOUS Jimmy Choos for the Inaugural Ball

Posted by: Miklos will spit and vote for the worthless windbag at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (QzkSJ)

136 Going into election day, Jonah is continuing his sandwich series, this time quizzing his audience on which condiment they can live without. His three readers so far have split, one each to Mayo, Ketchup and Mustard. Let's see what the fourth regular reader chooses!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (Oh1Ok)

137 *Harris. Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

138 114
Why would Wall Street care?

Trump will be friendly to all business. Biden won't, but he'll be friendly to them, because they own him.

I don't see them as having a stake in who wins.
---------------------
Yud, if you are a globalist your only value is coolie labor or imported Indentured Servants. Controlling what comes in over our border is your profit center.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (cu8pj)

139 "Show me where it says that protests are supposed to be peaceful."

fredo

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (LTs8q)

140 Die energie der welt ist constant. Die entropie der welt strebt einem maximum zu.
-Clausius
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

Cram it, nerd.

Posted by: Clapeyron at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (6FeV1)

141 The left believes that if we had just done what Fauci said, we would have maybe 50k death. No, they actually believe that.

Posted by: iandeal at November 02, 2020 05:13 PM (vgGyZ)

---
Because they believe that there always is a rosy scenario, they just have to find the right thing to believe in that would have caused it.

That makes them brilliant.

Not authoritarians at all, those people.

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (FYe3W)

142 Fauci did such an incredible job with the AIDS crisis...

Not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


But look at the results - a plague of biblical proportions brought on ***as predicted*** by the ancient texts for degenerate practices, and what happens? Religious people are vilified and the degenerate practices became damn near mandatory.

For the Left, the aids crisis was a big success - lots of money and the very cause of the disease is accepted and taught to our children.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (LWu6U)

143 124 119 92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (0jZvB)

It must be those violent Methodists at it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

The Youths? Does Vienna have youths, or is that just France?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM


I've been in Vienna. I never saw any Amish there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

144 123 The thing is, no matter who wins tomorrow, it's all over for the NeverTrumpers. There will be nothing left to say.
Hated by both sides, they'll slide ignomiously into the political sewage barrel with Avenatti, Hilary and all the others.

It's so sad.
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (PxAO0)

And nothing of value will be lost to society.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (F9322)

145 I hate that bridge troll, Fauci, who has done nothing but suck the gov't teat for decades. Fire him. Do it.

Posted by: cjhmhch at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (eSgwh)

146 98 Someone on an ONT or quarantine thread used the phrase "fire him so hard he bounces". I liked that.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (t+qrx)

heh

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (LTs8q)

147 Why would Wall Street care?
Trump will be friendly to all business. Biden won't, but he'll be friendly to them, because they own him.

I don't see them as having a stake in who wins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (XJipD)

I agree. Now I can see the market going down because most International Corps are going to take a hit from Europe suddenly deciding to commit economic suicide, but that's Europe's problem. It's not our problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)

148 >>>Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...



Aw, those poor defenseless sausages!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

149 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (OjZpE)

150 Wow, that ad gave me chills. Trump HAS to win. Just has to.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (nxdel)

151 Next time I hear someone voice concern about the "peaceful transition of power" I will tell them the GOP should follow the blueprint of the Dems from 2016.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (W2Pud)

152 Fauci easily costs the US an few extra trillion dollars, probably more than what we spent on Iraq.

Trump should have fired him as soon as it was found out he was lying about masks early on. If Trump comes up short, it will be his dumb personnel decisions like Fauci.

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (gkdnV)

153 The View's Joy Behar said that Dr. Anthony Fauci should get off President Trump's "bandwagon" by leaving the White House coronavirus task force and becoming a "media darling" at CNN or MSNBC.

"First off, these people -- these people chant ('Fire Fauci') more than a swami I used to date."

She continued, But I would say he would be doing Fauci a favor if he could fire him. Fauci needs to quit. Get off of Trump's bandwagon altogether and go on television and become the media darling at CNN, MSNBC, and I bet they'll put you on at Fox.

Posted by: Joy knows the backroom truth at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (BBWrU)

154 WOW! Trump Campaign Accuses Democrats of ALREADY Cutting Election Day
Ads of "Red Mirage" in Order to Excuse Biden's Loss and Foment Chaos


I don't believe it. Red Mirage is too clever for those jamoke.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (v16oJ)

155 134
92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...



____



Swear it wasn't us this time



Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (22mNy)
No, just a 2nd enemy front.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (N39Ws)

156 He's going to do it on Fifth Avenue and none of Trump's supporters are going to care.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (eMEkg)

157 143 124 119 92 Terrorist attack in Vienna happening now...
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at November 02, 2020 05:15 PM (0jZvB)

It must be those violent Methodists at it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

The Youths? Does Vienna have youths, or is that just France?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM


I've been in Vienna. I never saw any Amish there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

Well I give up then. We may never find those responsible.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (Oka5v)

158 >>Gay lefty cousin hates Fauci. Like you guys said, he screwed up on Aids

If you're bored someday, take a look at the connections between the Clinton Foundation, USAID and Fauci.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

159 That SloJo vid from FLA in bad.

Really bad.

60+ Million people will vote for him.

Win or lose. #wastf

Posted by: golfman at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (hOMhY)

160 For the Left, the aids crisis was a big success -
lots of money and the very cause of the disease is accepted and taught
to our children.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (LWu6

You mean heteros?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (7Y5nA)

161 143

I've been in Vienna. I never saw any Amish there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

That's why they're so successful.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (LTs8q)

162 123 The thing is, no matter who wins tomorrow, it's all over for the NeverTrumpers. There will be nothing left to say.
Hated by both sides, they'll slide ignomiously into the political sewage barrel with Avenatti, Hilary and all the others.

It's so sad.
---------------------
Wait for the Maoists and Trotskyists get going on one another.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (cu8pj)

163 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (22mNy)

164 I'm still studying that link you posted in yesteday's book thread. The dancing Latina.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (7X3UV)
++++++++++++
Sounds like it merits a repost for those of us who missed it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)

165 151
Next time I hear someone voice concern about the "peaceful transition of
power" I will tell them the GOP should follow the blueprint of the Dems
from 2016.





Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (W2Pud)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS. so much this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (N39Ws)

166 He sports some mean wood, lemme tell ya...

Posted by: Kamalaho at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (V+7KI)

167 @KevinKileyCA

The Judge has ruled in our case against Gavin Newsom. We won. The Judge found good cause to issue a permanent injunction restraining the Governor from issuing further unconstitutional orders.

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (cF8AT)

168 Vienna is nice. Like real nice. WTF Germans?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (cu8pj)

169 149 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?
Posted by: Skip
----
nah, thats a fact microwave, among other things, can fu your wifi.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (WQZ1O)

170 Fauci told us not to wear masks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

171 I'm waiting for Creepy Joe to give a speech entirely in gibberish.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (xcrUy)
.........

It would sound better in the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

173 I've been in Vienna. I never saw any Amish there.
Posted by: Diogenes

Around here, they make up the bulk of the population of Berlin.

Really.

http://www.berlinohio.com/

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt88)

174 149
Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (OjZpE)

Stay voltage from your phone...and Chinese.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (7Y5nA)

175 Niedermeyer....?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2020 05:10 PM (ejd/p)


WSnt he KIA(fragged) down in the II Corps AO?

Posted by: Vid Coto at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (wWn8R)

176 Pence is speaking in MI. He gives a good speech. Kinda plays nice guy to Trump's brassiness. They're a great team.

Posted by: lizabth at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (L3Rsz)

177 127 The Lincoln Project ads on youtube are pissing me off. The 5 seconds I have to wait until I can skip them is agony.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Death to Bamboo!!

I let them and democrat ads run so that they are billed full freight. they can spend all they want trying to change my mind.

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (0tE/i)

178 172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

=========

Meh.

I already live in a house like that.

She's still bangable and cooks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (NWM+b)

179 I will say the guy who heckled Joe was quite brave going into that cesspool.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (uyKdz)

180 126 Fuck that little midget asshole.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (22mNy)

No thanks. I'll stick with DH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (okGHj)

181 172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

-----

Yes, but now the Trump camps can open up.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (eMEkg)

182 Plus I'll bet he has old balls.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (okGHj)

183 I expect much of the media to go bankrupt when the election is over. Even lefties will quit watching once it's over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (3aLWR)

184 167
@KevinKileyCA



The Judge has ruled in our case against Gavin Newsom. We won. The
Judge found good cause to issue a permanent injunction restraining the
Governor from issuing further unconstitutional orders.

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (cF8AT)
Now Newsom will just have his Health and Human Services director issue orders just like Michigan.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (N39Ws)

185 "The Great Depantsipator, Apricot Linked-in."

Posted by: Axeman at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (FYe3W)

186 The thing is, no matter who wins tomorrow, it's all over for the NeverTrumpers. There will be nothing left to say.
Hated by both sides, they'll slide ignomiously into the political sewage barrel with Avenatti, Hilary and all the others.

It's so sad.
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at November 02, 2020 05:17 PM (PxAO0)

And nothing of value will be lost to society.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM


***

Like that Hobbit dude FINALLY getting to the end of the movie and getting on the cruise ship for one final sailing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)

187 CA Gov. gets his shit pushed in:

GALLAGHER and KEVIN
KILEY
Plaintiffs,
-vs.- TENTATIVE DECISION FOLLOWING
COURT TRIAL
GAVIN NEWSOM, in his olficial (sic) capacity
as Governor of the State of California
Defendant

The Court finds good cause to issue a permanent injunction consistent with the request set forth in paragraph 2l of plaintiffs' complaint (Def. Ex. l), as follows:
8 Gavin Newsom, in his official capacity as Governor of the State of California is enjoined and prohibited from exercising any power under the California Emergency Services Act (Government Code $ 8550 et seq.) which amends, alters, or changes existing statutory law or makes new statutory law or legislative policy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (eqpBs)

188 As soon as Trump wins I put up a TRUMP 2024 sign.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (7Y5nA)

189 Chump 2020

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (haWye)

190 It's odd how Terror is always descending on America, but it always lands in Europe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

191 176 Pence is speaking in MI. He gives a good speech. Kinda plays nice guy to Trump's brassiness. They're a great team.
Posted by: lizabth at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (L3Rsz)

He's so Race Bannon.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (LTs8q)

192 172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

Ever see the bell curve of intelligence? Literally half the people are below median intelligence. These folks vote for people they identify with, Like slow Joe Biden.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (o2MD2)

193 172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

Don't bet on it. It won't be that close.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (okGHj)

194 Cram it, nerd.

Posted by: Clapeyron



Now, now, let's lower the temperature a bit. I'm sure we can work together. Take the pressure off, as it were.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (v16oJ)

195 I'm waiting for Creepy Joe to give a speech entirely in gibberish.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (xcrUy)
.........

The steel plate in his head receiving messages from Vega has bypassed his brain.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

196 He's so Race Bannon.
Posted by: m

He really is. A cool character, with a touch of everyman.

Posted by: lizabth at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (L3Rsz)

197 181 172 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.

That's not an encouraging thought.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

-----

Yes, but now the Trump camps can open up.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (eMEkg)

heh

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (LTs8q)

198 Just wish-casting, but if New York flipped, Hillary would be bound to vote for Trump on the first E.C. vote, would that be correct?

Posted by: Carpe Manana at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (YOwvG)

199 That video of Slo Joe was pretty funny and I for one have no pity on that piece of dried out dung. He is a horrible person and deserves what is coming.

Posted by: turambar at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (Gylu/)

200 I've been in Vienna. I never saw any Amish there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)



You know who else has been in Vienna?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)

201 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.
Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (22mNy)


How do you say "We may NEVER know the real reasons for this attack!" in Austrian?

Posted by: Ex-Preezey O'Barky at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (2C38g)

202 183 I expect much of the media to go bankrupt when the election is over. Even lefties will quit watching once it's over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (3aLWR)

You're exactly right. We got about 72 more hours before their revenue streams all go to Zero.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

203 >>>It's odd how Terror is always descending on America, but it always lands in Europe.



That'll change if Biden wins. Trump is like Reagan. They think he's nuts and will just nuke everyone. Biden is demented crazy, so no one will fear him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (bkUtD)

204 It was mildly humorous when Pat Paulsen did it in 1968.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

205 188 As soon as Trump wins I put up a TRUMP 2024 sign.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (7Y5nA)

PLEASE do that.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (LTs8q)

206 Joe speaks Vogon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

207 And after Trump wins, we'll still be living in a country in which half the electorate voted for Joe Fucking Biden.



That's not an encouraging thought.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

Well, someone has to build our fucking pyramids.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (9Om/r)

208 188 As soon as Trump wins I put up a TRUMP 2024 sign.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (W2Pud)

209
I expect much of the media to go bankrupt when the election is over. Even lefties will quit watching once it's over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (3aLWR)

__________

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (mht8P)

210 164 I'm still studying that link you posted in yesteday's book thread. The dancing Latina.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:18 PM (7X3UV)
++++++++++++
Sounds like it merits a repost for those of us who missed it...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)
___________

As you wish (it's no longer the top one):

https://tinyurl.com/y528h4bp

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (7X3UV)

211 You know who else has been in Vienna?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)


John Kerry.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (t+qrx)

212 177
127 The Lincoln Project ads on youtube are pissing me off. The 5 seconds I have to wait until I can skip them is agony.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Death to Bamboo!!



I let them and democrat ads run so that they are billed full freight. they can spend all they want trying to change my mind.

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM (0tE/i)
Former NH GOP Chairwoman Jennifer Horn is part of that crop. Then I see today that former longtime New Hampshire Republican leader Steve Duprey is endorsing Biden.No wonder the GOP in NH is nothing but the party of failure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (N39Ws)

213 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

214 The steel plate in his head receiving messages from Vega has bypassed his brain.
Posted by: wth at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (v0R5T)


AHA! It's not gibberish, it's Vogon Poetry!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (okGHj)

215 The only thing that last video needed was SL Jackson saying, "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it??!!"

Apparently not if that last speech of Puddinhead's was any indication. How anybody could cast a vote for him defies any logical or rational explanation. WTF is wrong with those people?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (HaL55)

216 I already live in a house like that.



She's still bangable and cooks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (NWM+b)

===============
'Merica

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Oh1Ok)

217 188 As soon as Trump wins I put up a TRUMP 2024 sign.

Make America Great Again, Again, Again

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (FsgBK)

218 I've never been to Vienna.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (88xKn)

219 Dancing Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y4x7x83z
I'm gonna miss him in 4 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Dad dancing!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (sGotD)

220 198 Just wish-casting, but if New York flipped, Hillary would be bound to vote for Trump on the first E.C. vote, would that be correct?
Posted by: Carpe Manana at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (YOwvG)
________

No, then the Republican slate would be chosen.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (7X3UV)

221 168
Vienna is nice. Like real nice. WTF Germans?


It really is one of the most spectacular cities I've ever seen. Of course, I was staying in a nice hotel, but still.
https://tinyurl.com/y9h89jhg

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (v16oJ)

222 In 2022 and 2024, the Nevertrump traitors will hope we forget and push rinos for office again. Get their million dollar consulting fees again. F them.
I will never vote for a globalist again

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (uzvcg)

223 170 Fauci told us not to wear masks.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

171 I'm waiting for Creepy Joe to


San Fran Nan told us to go to Chinatown and hug random chynaise peepo

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (9dzlp)

224 Joe speaks pidgin Retard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (o2MD2)

225 Around here, they make up the bulk of the population of Berlin.

Really.

http://www.berlinohio.com/

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2020 05:22 PM


Cute.
Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.


Idaho.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)

226 Looks like 4 terrorists arrested and 1 killed in Vienna.

https://tinyurl.com/y6cvs69c

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

227 211
You know who else has been in Vienna?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)



John Kerry.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (t+qrx)

My first guess was Shep Smith, but wait -- you said been in. Not taken in. My bad.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (N39Ws)

228 213 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

==========

"That gun you just bought because of the violence from my shock troops? I'm going to take it away."
-Joe Biden's final message, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (NWM+b)

229 Cannibal Bob I have a 4 More Years in my truck back window, I'll change it after DJT wins to 4 More Years After the next 4

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (OjZpE)

230 Though to be honest, this annoys me. I understand the political calculation Trump made here, but Fauci should have been gone months ago. And I'm talking about the "we join with his family in the prayer that he'll be found safe, and soon" kind of "gone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (XJipD)

231 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (OjZpE)


Pro-tip:
Do not put wireless units in the microwave!

Posted by: Ex-Preezey O'Barky at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (2C38g)

232
Cram it, nerd.
Posted by: Clapeyron

Now, now, let's lower the temperature a bit. I'm sure we can work together. Take the pressure off, as it were.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (v16oJ)

_________

Looks like we've reached a critical point here.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (mht8P)

233 I've never been to Vienna.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (88xKn)



What about Spain?

Posted by: 3 Dog Night at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (guGkK)

234 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

235 weft - what's the "so what?" implication of that court order? Gavin's idiotic C19 vandalism gets curtailed?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (OTzUX)

236 198 Just wish-casting, but if New York flipped, Hillary would be bound to vote for Trump on the first E.C. vote, would that be correct?
Posted by: Carpe Manana

no, but the slate would be 250lbs lighter

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (0tE/i)

237 >>>I expect much of the media to go bankrupt when the election is over. Even lefties will quit watching once it's over.

Nah, they'll still need their echo chambers, more than ever.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (HmZuC)

238 234 THIRD BASE!
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (ifmtJ)

239 226
Looks like 4 terrorists arrested and 1 killed in Vienna.



https://tinyurl.com/y6cvs69c

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (cF8AT)
4 more bullets. Take all five to a nearby butcher and wrap them in bacon. Bury them in a nearby landfill.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (N39Ws)

240 Marcus, what is your take on the markets today? Are they predicting a Gop senate?

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (uzvcg)

241 My Bay Area colleagues are surprised to see Trump car rallies and banners showing up locally. Dismayed, actually.

Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (q177U)

242 221 168
Vienna is nice. Like real nice. WTF Germans?

It really is one of the most spectacular cities I've ever seen. Of course, I was staying in a nice hotel, but still.
https://tinyurl.com/y9h89jhg
-------------------
I stayed there one night and loved it. Makes me want to wear lederhosen and drive panzers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (cu8pj)

243 You know who else has been in Vienna?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)
---
Donald Cathcare?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (FYe3W)

244 Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.


Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)


We have both Houston and Honolulu up here... not quite like you might thinK.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (okGHj)

245 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

...and apparently hogging all the damn ammo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (AwYPR)

246 Hilary's ankles are worth 4 electoral votes alone.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (HmZuC)

247 It really is one of the most spectacular cities I've ever seen. Of course, I was staying in a nice hotel, but still.
https://tinyurl.com/y9h89jhg
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (v16oJ)



They have an opera house big enough to park a blimp in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (guGkK)

248 I miss Kellyanne Conway.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (LTs8q)

249 >>Dad dancing!

He's in his 70s, he gets a pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

250 241 My Bay Area colleagues are surprised to see Trump car rallies and banners showing up locally. Dismayed, actually.
Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (q177U)

=========

"But don't worry. Trump doesn't have a chance. Don't even bother to vote. It's not worth the trouble."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (NWM+b)

251 Holy crap. I just about cried watching that Trump ad.


There will never be another Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

252
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (DUIap)

253 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

Heh.

Registered.

How many more bought one from a friend?

Posted by: golfman at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (hOMhY)

254 THIRD BASE!


Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM

---

I don't know?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (JUOKG)

255 As you wish (it's no longer the top one):

https://tinyurl.com/y528h4bp
Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:26 PM (7X3UV)

Wow! Jorge's Mom has got it goin' on!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

256
Though to be honest, this annoys me. I understand the political
calculation Trump made here, but Fauci should have been gone months ago.
And I'm talking about the "we join with his family in the prayer that
he'll be found safe, and soon" kind of "gone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (XJipD)

as the sun burps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (9Om/r)

257 We have both Houston and Honolulu up here... not quite like you might thinK.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (okGHj)


We have a whole Alaska in Michigan. On the Thornapple River.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM (t+qrx)

258 The Lincoln Project ads on youtube are pissing me off. The 5 seconds I have to wait until I can skip them is agony.

-

Use Hooktube.

Put hook in place of you in any YouTube address. It will strip ads and trackers. There's a search bar at Hooktube.com too

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (IyZZY)

259 C'mon people, don't get short with Fauci.

It's not like he's the height of stupidity, really he's always been down to earth.

Y'all have such small minds.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking Up Every Short Pun I Can Find at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (8YFRI)

260 Weather forecast: going to be 45 for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (DjiZK)

261 > I'm surprised Oliver Stone is one of them.

I'm not, not really. Stone is crazy, but he's far smarter than the average Hollywood type.

He mopped the floor with the competition on Celebrity Jeopardy years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (s+GTV)

262 Has the Bulwark/Dispatch/Lincoln Project brigade come out with a stirring defense of Cal Cunningham? He seems just the sort they'd want to play host to.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (7X3UV)

263 >>>I stayed there one night and loved it. Makes me want to wear lederhosen and drive panzers.


France has those lovely tree-shaded roads for your panzer road trips.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

264 >>>I miss Kellyanne Conway.



Same. I wish she would just dump that whale she's "married" to and find some young stud to satisfy her. Like Ace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (bkUtD)

265 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (t+qrx)

266 The real trick is going to find someone to run that the left hates more than Trump in 2024.

I never thought they could hate anyone more than W, but here we are.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (v2c9/)

267 I miss Kellyanne Conway.
Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM


But we have Kayleigh now

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (OjZpE)

268 Fox news is unwatchable. I really am pissed at Hannity right now. He is older and rich. Should jump ship and make a stand against the murdochs

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (uzvcg)

269 My wife is determined to drink Champagne tomorrow night. I myself would normally go with some old Bushmills I happen to keep hidden from my kids but she can be very persuasive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (Oh1Ok)

270 are there Trump 2024 signs?

I need

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (0tE/i)

271 The heckler, or as I would call him the TRUTH TELLER, destroyed Joey the Pedo.

Fucking beaUUUUUUteeeeefuuuulll

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (pw+jk)

272 If that dark night ever came to America and a right wing dictatorship seized power and people on the left started mysteriously disappearing, I wouldn't get too upset about it.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (5+b5I)

273 243 You know who else has been in Vienna?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (guGkK)
---
Donald Cathcare?
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (FYe3W)

John Sobieski?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (ifmtJ)

274 Trump dance should be to salt n pepa push it
push it real good!

Posted by: vizzy at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (R/9t3)

275 The biggest story of 2020 ought to be the fact that under threat of rioting and violence from the left, people still told them to GFY and voted for Trump. It's election interference and people should be in jail.

The second biggest story should be the attempt to cover up crimes for one candidate by the media, which should be election interference and people should be in jail.

The third biggest story should be the attempt to use Soros backed judges to overthrow state election laws in order to help one candidate. Which is election interference and people should be in jail.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (3aLWR)

276 >>> He's in his 70s, he gets a pass.
~~~~~

I thought it was cute.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (sGotD)

277 >>Is there anyway we can kill a horse in Joe's basement?
Posted by: Puddin Head

You threatened me!
Oh wait you said horse, not whore.
Never mind.

Posted by: Heels Up Harris at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (0FTCx)

278 149 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?
Posted by: Skip
----
cordless phone and babymonitors will fu your wifi.

Plaster walls will fu your wifi.

Wet walls will fu your wifi.

Wifi router next to your tv will fu your wifi.

Wifi router next to a sub bass speaker will fu your wifi.

Your neighbors wifi will fu your wifi.

I can go on...

Posted by: BluesFish at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (WQZ1O)

279 "Just wish-casting, but if New York flipped, Hillary would be bound to vote for Trump on the first E.C. vote, would that be correct?"

IIANM, each party submits a list of electors. If Trump wins NY, Shrillary would NOT cast a vote.

Posted by: JAS at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (2BZBZ)

280 10 I see most of cable "news" running w/the Fauci joke.
Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:04 PM (AwYPR)

...

Free publicity.

The MSM surely thinks it's scoring points with middle America with scary reports that Trump wants to fire Fauci.

They don't know most of middle America would feed Fauci into a woodchipper with their own two hands if they could.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (yL25O)

281 >>>Put hook in place of you in any YouTube address. It will strip ads and trackers. There's a search bar at Hooktube.com too



Wow, if that works, I will send you ten kilos of cocaine from the evidence room! Or powdered sugar. Who knows?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (bkUtD)

282 Yep, I'm hopeful and fairly confident that the C19 fiasco will be Trump's worst moment in his 2 terms. He can more than make up for it with changes soon, but actually the problem is much deeper and broader than one or two very incompetent and political nothings like Fauci or Redfield. But now that "public health" has been weaponized like never before, it's urgent that Trump take radical action while he can.

Would kind of go along with finally confronting the lysenkoism of "climate" idiocy, per se. Trump is mostly a defensive reaction to wholesale assault on the culture, the constitution, the economy. One of the key threats is weaponized, politicized fake science. It went from 2nd tier problem to first in line.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

283 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

284 Anyone else notice NO MASKS at the heckler mini-rally.....

Posted by: ImTheOnlyOne at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (zKwYp)

285 I already live in a house like that.



She's still bangable and cooks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 05:23 PM (NWM+b)


If Dolly ever looks over your shoulder, I suspect neither one of those things will be happening.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (axyOa)

286 I am going to wait until Wed. to celebrate.

Posted by: JAS at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (2BZBZ)

287 These folks vote for people they identify with, Like slow Joe Biden.

*******************

*Raises Hand*

How exactly does one identify with a demented pedophile who wants to Trmpazdefdflere our lives?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking Up Every Short Pun I Can Find at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (8YFRI)

288 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

================
Trafalgar says one of the strongest predictors of being a Trump voter is "owns a firearm".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (Oh1Ok)

289
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (DUIap)

290 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.

It wasn't us. There is plenty of space on the supermarket shelves for all of us!

Posted by: Beanie Weenie at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

291 Crowd Chants "FIRE FAUCI;" Trump Says "Wait 'Til After the Election"
Took long enough.


Now do Wray.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (3P/5p)

292 289
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (DUIap)

...leave those kids alone!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (ifmtJ)

293 6.9 million people purchased a firearm for the first time this year. Let that sink in to your math equations.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:27 PM (Y07NH)

Heh.

Registered.

How many more bought one from a friend?
Posted by: golfman at November 02, 2020 05:30 PM

Only 6 states and DC require registration. Mine aren't registered.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (3GzTP)

294 Look at the Johnny Carson clip making fun of Joe Biden from 1987 on the YouTubes, too.

youtu.be/XGXRvDT2k8I

It's fascinating how YouTube won't auto fill when you're searching for it.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (IyZZY)

295 BluesFish - Everyone knows my WiFi is good but was standing next microwave while on and the load bar keep setting to 7/8 done, stop and give me no connection.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (OjZpE)

296 283
AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

And baked beans in a pot. Just like Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (N39Ws)

297
Same. I wish she would just dump that whale she's "married" to and find some young stud to satisfy her. Like Ace.

She won't. She is Catholic.

Posted by: JAS at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (2BZBZ)

298 Europe is finished for years. Too landlocked and open botders

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (uzvcg)

299 My Bay Area colleagues are surprised to see Trump car rallies and banners showing up locally. Dismayed, actually.
Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM


Daughter of Diogenes was at a car rally yesterday in San Meteo. She estimated between 500-600 cars. Said it was awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (axyOa)

300 283 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

LOL, I was thinking about that. It's late afternoon, tomorrow the final battle is joined. What's done is done, except for a few bits more, the campaign is run. Now we ride it out, and hope we make it to the other side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

301 198 Just wish-casting, but if New York flipped, Hillary would be bound to vote for Trump on the first E.C. vote, would that be correct?
Posted by: Carpe Manana at November 02, 2020 05:25 PM (YOwvG)


No, she is I presume on the Biden slate of electors.

Different electors for the Trump slate.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)

302 Someone needs to ask Biden if he would rehire Fauci if he wins and Trump fires him before leaving office. Then follow up with "why not?"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (IbxQb)

303 274 Trump dance should be to salt n pepa push it
push it real good!
Posted by: vizzy at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (R/9t3)

'Winged Hussars' by Sabaton

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)

304 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were.

Youths of Undetermined Ethnic Origin?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (3P/5p)

305 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)


The day may come where the hearts of Americans will fail, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (AiZBA)

306 What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)
~~~~~

How about an accordion? Party in a box, party in a box.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (sGotD)

307 >>She won't. She is Catholic.



Fine, she can do Ace on the side.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (bkUtD)

308 "No thanks. I'll stick with DH."

Don Ho?

Posted by: Bosk at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (SWbVS)

309 "Marcus, what is your take on the markets today? Are they predicting a Gop senate?
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 05:29 PM (uzvcg)"

Somewhat neutral right now. Lots of posturing and tax harvesting. But a few analyses of Biden's tax and spending plans came out today and freaked a few traders out. The market partially moved up today based on an increased upside for Trump. They figure the good times will continue if he gets in. Congress is the real wildcard now. But I think the bet is leaning towards continued divided government R senate, D House, R president. That's just my simple take.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (Y07NH)

310 I really hope the terrorists currently murdering and slaying in Europe are wearing their masks.

That's the important thing.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking Up Every Short Pun I Can Find at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (8YFRI)

311 Joe is a magnificent orator.

I swear to God if he was in my bar I would either cut him off for being drunk because of his slurring or ask whoever was with him if they needed a bib for him and tell them the chef would be happy to cut the steak into pieces for him if they would like.

He's like the kid you give the rounded plastic safety scissors to during arts and crafts time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (jSgvM)

312
By Wednesday, we'll have international (leftist) organizations here to "monitor" the vote counting.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (Gguds)

313 Wow, if that works, I will send you ten kilos of cocaine from the evidence room! Or powdered sugar. Who knows?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (bkUtD)

-

I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (IyZZY)

314 If Trump wins, does Baltimore get destroyed?
Posted by: Zod


Baltimore, Randy Newman

https://tinyurl.com/y2ou4od7

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCiJZ)

315 Only 6 states and DC require registration. Mine aren't registered.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (3GzTP)

===
Well that is if the federal, state, county, and city bureaucracies follow the law. They don't so you have a trail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

316 Dammit, still have not changed all the clocks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (A5zUN)

317 Tommorow feels like the Supel Bowl , the CFP Championship, The US Open, and The World Series all wrapped up into one day. The best part is we all get to play, knot just watch.

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (U2+zT)

318 Same. I wish she would just dump that whale she's "married" to and find some young stud to satisfy her. Like Ace.

She won't. She is Catholic.
Posted by: JAS at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM (2BZBZ)


Maybe some kind of...accident...could happen.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (ZfRYq)

319 Grampa tried to dance and pooped hisself.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (EgshT)

320 313 Wow, if that works, I will send you ten kilos of cocaine from the evidence room! Or powdered sugar. Who knows?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (bkUtD)

-

I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (IyZZY)

2.2 pounds, same as in town

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (ifmtJ)

321
What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM


if you put your ear real close to the USB port....

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (DUIap)

322 The constant emails and texts asking for money for the candidates actually work, they wear you down, I donated more than I thought after checking.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (jwtRM)

323 Now that Trump hints Fauci to be fired, I guess that means that if Biden wins, Fauci is unfireable.

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (qpX6U)

324 It absolutely kills me that he is so fearless.

"Don't tell anybody (to a crowd of thousands and live video feed) but let me wait until after the election..."

He has ZERO "sh*ts" to give and I love him for that.

I am saddened that this is the last day for him. Even if he wins, no more rallies, he thrives on this and is having such fun.

For Trump it might just suck to win because then it's back to work. Which he early agreed was harder that he thought.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (fMhOl)

325 Biden's last-ditch effort to pull in the Pentecostal vote: Speaking in tongues!

Posted by: RKae at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (fpW2m)

326 >>>AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.


Time to play Henry V's speech on a loop.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (HmZuC)

327 Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.

Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)

Pronounced a bit different than the Russian, though.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (CLteG)

328 Pence was really good. Completely different style than Trump, but really effective.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

329 >>>The market partially moved up today based on an increased upside for Trump. They figure the good times will continue if he gets in.


A trader I know said my Deferred Comp plan is very aggressive. I asked what should I do after the election, and he said if the incumbent wins, ride the wave. if not, get the money out of there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (bkUtD)

330 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

LOL, I was thinking about that. It's late afternoon, tomorrow the final battle is joined. What's done is done, except for a few bits more, the campaign is run. Now we ride it out, and hope we make it to the other side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:35 PM



***

So hit the tip jar now, in case some of us don't come back.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)

331 I turned on the RSB stream for Trump's MI campaign rally as Air Force One landed in the middle of a stunning sunset.

What a sight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

332 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)


I've never heard of a polka band with a harmonica player.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (8B6Ng)

333 Someone, go talk to Corporal Hudson!! His Game Over Man!!! is getting tiresome! And where ARE the camp followers, anyway! We need entertainment!

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (bCLt0)

334 (ponders all the desserts I could make with 20 pounds of powdered sugar)

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (IyZZY)

335
Stand and fight, we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us, that's seen as we go
And ride there, in motion
To fields in debts of honour, defending

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

336 I am saddened that this is the last day for him. Even if he wins, no more rallies, he thrives on this and is having such fun.

***************

He'll continue doing rallies by stumping for others. We'll forget who he's actually stumping for assuming he's running for 2024 which is fine by me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Looking Up Every Short Pun I Can Find at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (8YFRI)

337 Trumpapalooza > Trunalimunumaprzure

Posted by: ShainS at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (7GJE/)

338 I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (IyZZY)

Same weight as cocaine.

Or heroin.

Or feathers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (A5zUN)

339 327 Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.

Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes

Pronounced a bit different than the Russian, though.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

There is a Russia, Ohio - pronounced ROO she.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (Rvt88)

340 I saw a twitter clip of 2 drug gangs fighting it out with full auto weapons back and forth in France.

Going to be a fight in Europe, they stopped having kids and imported too many 3rd world muzzies

Posted by: will choose a nic later at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (GIeIM)

341 >>>(ponders all the desserts I could make with 20 pounds of powdered sugar)



Twenty pounds of vanilla icing. Grab a big spoon.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (bkUtD)

342 Sundowner worships at the feet of Fauci, he will lock it down so fkin fast you won't have time for that last shopping trip.

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (OjZpE)

343 Think of the number of donuts you could dust with 5 kilos of powdered sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (A5zUN)

344 I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (IyZZY)



2.2 pounds, same as in town

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (ifmtJ)

===
It weighs more if they are Troy Kilos... which they are.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

345 Vienna Calling.


Posted by: Falco at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

346 331
I turned on the RSB stream for Trump's MI campaign rally as Air Force One landed in the middle of a stunning sunset.



What a sight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Yep. Even nicer over Lake Michigan.
Four out of five Great Lakes prefer Michigan, you know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

347 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)


Or SMH on a laptop.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (t+qrx)

348 Twenty pounds of vanilla icing. Grab a big spoon.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (bkUtD)

20 lbs of sweetened and condensed milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (A5zUN)

349 >>>Think of the number of donuts you could dust with 5 kilos of powdered sugar.



I take them on crime scenes... to dust for prints.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (bkUtD)

350 Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.

Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)

Pronounced a bit different than the Russian, though.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM



Yeah. Back then when we first got there, it sounded a lot like, "WTF do you mean you're late?"

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (axyOa)

351 Everyone knew this was a fraud when they said it was ok to protest, but not attend church or school.

If/when Trump wins, I'm burning my mask.

Posted by: Desultory joe at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (L9P9s)

352 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?
Posted by: Skip
----
cordless phone and babymonitors will fu your wifi.

Plaster walls will fu your wifi.

Wet walls will fu your wifi.

Wifi router next to your tv will fu your wifi.

Wifi router next to a sub bass speaker will fu your wifi.

Your neighbors wifi will fu your wifi.

I can go on...
Posted by: BluesFish at November 02, 2020 05:32 PM (WQZ1O)

Netspot is your friend.

PingPlotter work to to find the bottleneck.

Posted by: golfman at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (hOMhY)

353 Looks like the Democrats power phrase is, "Everything's on the Table."

I hope the American people understand what that phrase means coming out of their mouths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (lz6O3)

354 It weighs more if they are Troy Kilos... which they are.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

Please, don't piss me off by mentioning Troy.

Posted by: Achilles at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

355
335
Stand and fight, we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us, that's seen as we go
And ride there, in motion
To fields in debts of honour, defending
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)


Thank you, Grump. Time for that may be soon.

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (bCLt0)

356 Same weight as cocaine.

Or heroin.

Or feathers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

-

Sure, but I measure powdered sugar in bags from the bottom shelf of the baking aisle.

It's like going to Canada and trying to figure out how old you are.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (IyZZY)

357 I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM


1 kilo = .157473 stone

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (DMUuz)

358 Don't shoot the harmonica player...

Posted by: Kamalaho at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (V+7KI)

359 Time to play Henry V's speech on a loop.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (HmZuC)
_________

Maybe in JJ's intro tomorrow. Or the Ape.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (7X3UV)

360 333 Someone, go talk to Corporal Hudson!! His Game Over Man!!! is getting tiresome! And where ARE the camp followers, anyway! We need entertainment!
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (bCLt0)


That's Hicks, I'm Hudson

~Pvt Hudson

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (DjiZK)

361
Yep. Even nicer over Lake Michigan.
Four out of five Great Lakes prefer Michigan, you know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY


Nodnodnod


If it weren't for the fact that I am done dealing with winter weather forever, I would move back to SW MI in a heartbeat.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (GbPPJ)

362 Tomorrow is RED DAWN !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (97Jmy)

363 341 >>>(ponders all the desserts I could make with 20 pounds of powdered sugar)


......

French toast for years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (jSgvM)

364 328 Pence was really good. Completely different style than Trump, but really effective.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

He also looked and sounded VERY upbeat.

To me, anyway . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (4pK1/)

365 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

Or SMH on a laptop.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (t+qrx)


Phrasing!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (hku12)

366 Please, don't piss me off by mentioning Troy.

Posted by: Achilles

---

I know you hate being Hectored by that, but don't be such a heel.

Posted by: RKae at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (fpW2m)

367 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.


Officials are calling it a terror attack and it started near a synagogue, so...

Mixed reports, one dead cop one dead bad guy at least, some say 2-8 dead, 12-15 injured. Multiple attackers, some bad guys on the loose. AK-47 or similar used.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (q2K0j)

368 >>No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.
Posted by: BLM

You mean today or in 1683?

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (0FTCx)

369 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?

-

Washing machine's spin cycle.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (IyZZY)

370 Like when I tell people that Daughter of Diogenes was born in Moscow.


Idaho.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:28 PM (axyOa)

I like to tell people I was born in Jamaica.


Queens, NY.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (nzxKZ)

371 >>>1 kilo = .157473 stone
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Who let the Brit in?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (bkUtD)

372 F*ck Troy. Toby, too.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (IyZZY)

373 NW MI is pretty good too................

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (U2+zT)

374 360 333 Someone, go talk to Corporal Hudson!! His Game Over Man!!! is getting tiresome! And where ARE the camp followers, anyway! We need entertainment!
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (bCLt0)


That's Hicks, I'm Hudson

~Pvt Hudson
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (DjiZK)


Aw, damn. How embarassing!

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (bCLt0)

375 258 The Lincoln Project ads on youtube are pissing me off. The 5 seconds I have to wait until I can skip them is agony.

-

Use Hooktube.

Put hook in place of you in any YouTube address. It will strip ads and trackers. There's a search bar at Hooktube.com too
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:31 PM (IyZZY)


I use Brave with ad blocking turned on. I havent seen a ewetube add in over a year.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (VcFUs)

376 I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.

paging BlondeMorticia to the white courtesy phone..

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (3P/5p)

377 Completely different style than Trump, but really effective.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (5p7BC)

Yep! He's the calmer of suburban women. Pence is everyone's most favorite neighbor. HE'll help when you need it. What an excellent choice by Trump, way back.

Posted by: lizabth at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (L3Rsz)

378 Vienna Calling.

Posted by: Falco at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)


This means nothing to me...

Posted by: Ultravox at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (8B6Ng)

379 No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.
.......

I think it might have been the canned sardines.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

380 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.

Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (0jZnq)

381 What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal

At the TxMoMeet, Captain Obvious play his concertina. He played superbly, and it looked very complicated to get those tunes just right. He must have a lot of practice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (u82oZ)

382
He's like the kid you give the rounded plastic safety scissors to during arts and crafts time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (jSgvM)

-------

I went to high school with a kid who was "special." They made him wear this vest full of lead weights to keep from being to hyperactive. But he was only a half-wit, and a nice one, and he didn't honk the girls' boobs too much.

Totally more qualified than Joey Stinkfinger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (XJipD)

383 I think we will know that Trump won tomorrow night.

But it won't be official for a period of time.

I predict pain.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (ZfRYq)

384 367 "No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was."


Officials are calling it a terror attack and it started near a synagogue, so...

Mixed reports, one dead cop one dead bad guy at least, some say 2-8 dead, 12-15 injured. Multiple attackers, some bad guys on the loose. AK-47 or similar used.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (q2K0j)

I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.

Posted by: Someguy at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (Zm+LZ)

385 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)



vikings didn't have harmonicas.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (9Om/r)

386 I use Brave with ad blocking turned on. I havent seen a ewetube add in over a year.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (VcFUs)


^^This^^

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (AiZBA)

387 I have to say I love where we retired to. I get to decide when I want to walk the block and a half to vote. In a town where the "protest" was two embarrassed looking girls, after which the local clergy combined for public prayers.

Richmond, meanwhile, had another clash over Lee.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (7X3UV)

388 Please, don't piss me off by mentioning Troy.

**********

What's wrong with Troy? Lovely city, and very easy to get into.

Posted by: The Greeks at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (8YFRI)

389
No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.
====

but we are sure it was not muzzie or leftist terrorism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (pw+jk)

390 361


Yep. Even nicer over Lake Michigan.

Four out of five Great Lakes prefer Michigan, you know.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY



Nodnodnod





If it weren't for the fact that I am done dealing with winter weather forever, I would move back to SW MI in a heartbeat.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (GbPPJ)

Yeah. The only good thing about the winter is that kills off most of the nasty bugs, critters, and bums.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (ufFY8)

391 I use Brave with ad blocking turned on. I havent seen a ewetube add in over a year.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron

Same. I haven't seen any political ads except what have been pointed out here at the HQ.

Posted by: lizabth at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (L3Rsz)

392 If it weren't for the fact that I am done dealing with winter weather forever, I would move back to SW MI in a heartbeat.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (GbPPJ)


Well you're welcome to visit any time. We still have Vernor's and terrible roads.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (t+qrx)

393 381 What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal

At the TxMoMeet, Captain Obvious play his concertina. He played superbly, and it looked very complicated to get those tunes just right. He must have a lot of practice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (u82oZ)


Did you all sing Sea Chanties??

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (bCLt0)

394 And of course there's always Trump dancing Bollywood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dc3dnev9rY

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (LTs8q)

395 BREAKING NEWS: David Hogg says "This election is way too close."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

396 1 kilo = .157473 stone
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (DMUuz)



Now do teh conversions to metric sh!t-tonnes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (2C38g)

397 Constitutional Scholar Brianna Taylor of cnn informed me that Trump couldn't fire Fauci.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (AwYPR)

398 1 kilo = .157473 stone
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:41 PM (DMUuz)

Yes.

The Moron went there.

Sean Connery smiles from heaven.

Posted by: golfman at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (hOMhY)

399 I had a lot to say about Vienna, but when I checked my notes on the topic, there were...

...too many notes!

Posted by: RKae at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (fpW2m)

400 At the TxMoMeet, Captain Obvious play his concertina. He played superbly, and it looked very complicated to get those tunes just right. He must have a lot of practice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (u82oZ)


Captain Obvious has a squeezebox?

Does mama sleep at night?

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (ZfRYq)

401 I think some moron once mentioned that Michigan has winter well into July. Am I remembering that correctly?

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (IyZZY)

402 It's dark at the Michigan rally.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (LTs8q)

403 I'm here.
I haven't been on all day so just started to catch up. I am so livid about this that I had to come and vent about it.
Bail for Kyle in Kenosha has been set at 2 million dollars. Think about that. An 18 year old, who came to Kenosha to help out and ended up being attacked and having to defend himself is a flight risk. Two million dollars! It is inconceivable to me that he will be stuck in jail with hardened criminals because of this ridiculously high bail.What the hell is wrong with these people.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (sd8p8)

404 139 "Show me where it says that protests are supposed to be peaceful."

fredo
----

Show me where it says looters aren't shot on sight, cvntface

Posted by: Common Tater at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (jS2zB)

405 399 I had a lot to say about Vienna, but when I checked my notes on the topic, there were...

...too many notes!

Posted by: RKae at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (fpW2m)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (ifmtJ)

406 368 >>No word on who the attackers in Vienna were. Which means it's exactly who you think it was.
Posted by: BLM

You mean today or in 1683?
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (0FTCx)
__________

I just saw a story saying one of the guys yelled Babaloo Snakbar. Of course, it was determined that, though it was an attack on a synagogue, it wasn't an attack on Austria's Jews.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (7X3UV)

407
BREAKING NEWS: David Hogg says "This election is way too close."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

--------

Wednesday David Hogg: "We need to stop have elections. Also give me your guns, please."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (XJipD)

408 "A trader I know said my Deferred Comp plan is very aggressive. I asked what should I do after the election, and he said if the incumbent wins, ride the wave. if not, get the money out of there.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:38 PM (bkUtD)"

The challenge is a lot of people will be jamming the exit door if the incumbent loses. It gets real when you have to deal with actual outcomes. That's why a lot of people hedge or try to place bets. But it gets risky. Personally I don't think it's bad to stay aggressive at the moment. I feel good about a Trump win which continues current markets and stops the lockdowns. When people actually read Biden's plan it's not going to be good economically if he gets a Congress to pass it. That's the real key. You'll then get lower disposable income, higher taxes, higher energy costs to name three. No amount of helicopter money is going to help against that triple threat. Corporate multiples will take a hit and so will the market. Trade will be another bad spot. In the end Biden winning with a D Congress is very bad. Biden alone winning, even on a split government is bad because the executive branch agencies will start beating up the economy top down. YMMV

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (Y07NH)

409 2C38g)

397 Constitutional Scholar Brianna Taylor of cnn informed me that Trump couldn't fire Fauci.
Posted by: BignJames at Nov

It's not possible for someone named Brianna to be a constitutional scholar.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (xcrUy)

410 I saw Vikings Don't Have Harmonicas open for Pirates do not wear Monocles in '93.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)

411 378 Vienna Calling.
Posted by: Falco at November 02, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

This means nothing to me...
Posted by: Ultravox at November 02, 2020 05:43 PM (8B6Ng)

It waits for you

Posted by: Billy Joel at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (O6DoG)

412 a kilo of powdered sugar is 35.7 lids

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (0tE/i)

413 BREAKING NEWS: David Hogg says "This election is way too close."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)


"The undecideds could go either way."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (guGkK)

414 Trump is an empresario.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (jK8Z7)

415 Wednesday David Hogg: "We need to stop have elections. Also give me your guns, please."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (XJipD)

At least he's polite.

I'll give you the bullets. One at a time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)

416 BREAKING NEWS: David Hogg says "This election is way too close."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)


Is anyone else a little peeved that they actually recognize that name? I can't remember my parents' anniversary, but somehow my brain has room to recognize that twiggy dickmuppet?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

417 >>>Personally I don't think it's bad to stay aggressive at the moment. I feel good about a Trump win which continues current markets and stops the lockdowns. When people actually read Biden's plan it's not going to be good economically if he gets a Congress to pass it. That's the real key.


Much appreciated, Marcus. I never know when to panic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (bkUtD)

418 If it weren't for the fact that I am done dealing with winter weather forever, I would move back to SW MI in a heartbeat.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

Aren't you in Joisey ?

They don't have winter there no mo ?

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (arJlL)

419 vikings didn't have harmonicas.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM

But American Civil War soldiers did and this is CWII starting

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (OjZpE)

420 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's
seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it
is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.

Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (0jZnq)

====
Yep just got back from the voting place and no lines. Mrs. Jukin and I put 2 more Trump votes and a NO on every fucking prop except the transfer of property and the uber one.

Didn't want to vote for the uber and lyft one but the donks wanted the opposite so had to.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

421 >>> WOW! Trump Campaign Accuses Democrats of ALREADY Cutting Election Day
Ads of "Red Mirage" in Order to Excuse Biden's Loss and Foment Chaos

I don't believe it. Red Mirage is too clever for those jamoke.
Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 05:20 PM (v16oJ)

======

I thought they meant "cutting" to mean eliminating.
Obviously "cutting" meant producing/creating.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (MqmFQ)

422 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.
Posted by: JROD
-------------
Every vote matters, in the deepest blue states and the reddest red. Even if no one else is on the ballot.

If we can win the popular vote, Trump has a mandate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (5p7BC)

423
>>>The market partially moved up today based on an increased upside for Trump. They figure the good times will continue if he gets in.

Juan Williams said it was in anticipation of a Biden win.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

424 Anyone else thinks their WiFi gets fked up by microwave?
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2020 05:19 PM (OjZpE)
++++
Yes, at my parent's house. Their microwave (a fairly fancy GE model) creates noise on the 2.4GHz spectrum when magnetron is active. It causes TV streaming to drop out and web browsing slows to a crawl and sometimes downloads will fail.

There are no microwaves that I am aware of the radiate on the 5GHz band, though. I bought them a new WiFi router and range extender, since both of those were cheaper than replacing the microwave. No problems since then.

One word of caution, though: not all WiFi devices support the 5GHz band, so check to make sure that your phones, computers, smart TVs, set-top boxes, etc. support 5GHz before you switch over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (hYcqw)

425 Did you all sing Sea Chanties??
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (bCLt0)


Ahoy, matey!

Posted by: Cruise Ship Crew Captain Kristol at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (2C38g)

426 Here's a little fact that AtC has never bothered to inform us of: Manatees control their buoyancy with a sophisticated system of flatulence release.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

427 My savings is all in a stock portfolio and Im keeping it there.

If Trump loses I'm sure Ill still eventually appreciate a return in profit after Im dead in 50 years and someone else collects it.

Posted by: The Greeks at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (8YFRI)

428 The way I was raised, calling someone a dickmuppet might be seen as a sign of disrespect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (guGkK)

429 Their kind must be beaten so bad they never rise again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

430
Is anyone else a little peeved that they actually recognize that name? I can't remember my parents' anniversary, but somehow my brain has room to recognize that twiggy dickmuppet?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

True.

Someday Creepy Joe will be the answer to a trivia question.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (xcrUy)

431 366
Please, don't piss me off by mentioning Troy.



Posted by: Achilles



---



I know you hate being Hectored by that, but don't be such a heel.





Posted by: RKae at November 02, 2020 05:42 PM (fpW2m)

Well, he was an asshole.
I should have chosen the long life and happiness and being unknown, instead of the quick death and timeless glory.



Posted by: Achilles at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

432 Yet another huge ass Trump crowd in a place Biden is +30


I'm so confused.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (3aLWR)

433 I read the Vienna attackers were shouting Allah Akbar which is a sign of love and affection I believe.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (jwtRM)

434 At the TxMoMeet, Captain Obvious play his
concertina. He played superbly, and it looked very complicated to get
those tunes just right. He must have a lot of practice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (u82oZ)





Did you all sing Sea Chanties??

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (bCLt0)

If I can get him to learn some Alestorm songs I could back him up with guitar lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (9Om/r)

435 Juan Williams said it was in anticipation of a Biden win.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (63Dwl)



Juan remembers those boom times we had with ShitMidas. Everyone was making money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (guGkK)

436 "The undecideds could go either way."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
----------
They are going only one way.

toward Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (5p7BC)

437 283 AoS is like the campfire we gather around, before the big battle. What we need is a harmonica playing in the background.
Posted by: tubal


Capt Obvious has a concertina.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (W2Pud)

438 Constitutional Scholar Brianna Taylor of cnn informed me that Trump couldn't fire Fauci.

Posted by: BignJames at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (AwYPR)

=================
hah, CNN is obviously thinking thee will be lots of litigation on the recent EO classifying anyone in a policy making job as a political at-will employee.

Good. Bring it. Fighting the Donald has worked out well for no one ever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 05:50 PM (Oh1Ok)

439 Here's a little fact that AtC has never bothered to inform us of: Manatees control their buoyancy with a sophisticated system of flatulence release.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The first submarines were that way; that's why the Navy had the beans.

Posted by: JT at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (arJlL)

440 Awesome vehicle in the streets of downtown Portland this afternoon:

https://twitter.com/MacSmiff/status
/1323384482666221568

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (I2/tG)

441 402
It's dark at the Michigan rally.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (LTs8q)

It's a Dark Winter, you dog-faced pony soldier chump!

Posted by: Babbling Biden at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

442 Juan Williams said it was in anticipation of a Biden win.

***************

*types deletes*

Wait let me try again

*types deletes*

Nope, cant do it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Ending My Fast Before I Kill You All Dead at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (8YFRI)

443 428 The way I was raised, calling someone a dickmuppet might be seen as a sign of disrespect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (guGkK)

The devil, you say!

Posted by: Richard Muppett at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (6FeV1)

444 >>The way I was raised, calling someone a dickmuppet might be seen as a sign of disrespect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Don't you mean dickrespect?

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (0FTCx)

445 Fauci, Wray, and soooo many more.

Family business.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (3aLWR)

446 We need a final EV prediction thread for the winning of the ampersands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (r+sAi)

447 I know you hate being Hectored by that, but don't be such a heel.


Achilles had so many female admirers they had to Priam off of him.

sorry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (guGkK)

448
This story shall the good man teach his son
And Election Day shall ne'er go by.
From this day unto the ending of the world
But we in it shall be remembered
We few we happy few, we band of brothers and sisters.
For he and she that sheds their votes with me
Shall be my brother and sister, be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition
That citizens of 'Murica now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed that they were not here,
And hold their personhoods cheap whiles any may speak
That fought with us on Elections Day.



Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (axyOa)

449 So hit the tip jar now, in case some of us don't come back.

Posted by: Diogenes


That's not as far fetched as it may sound.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

450 Is anyone else a little peeved that they actually recognize that name? I can't remember my parents' anniversary, but somehow my brain has room to recognize that twiggy dickmuppet?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

*commiserating fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (A5zUN)

451 twiggy dickmuppet?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

I saw twiggy dickmuppets open for Aerosmith in 1990.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (9V81o)

452 I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.


If so not mentioned in the Wiener Zeitung.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (q2K0j)

453 Hot Air has come around to the fact that FL is in the bag for Trump. But they also think it doesn't matter because Biden is going to flip Georgia.

That seems crazy to me. I drove an hour to pick apples with the wife and boy a few weeks ago and the support for Trump in the rural towns was staggering.

They didn't vote in 2018. But they will in 2020.

Posted by: MJ at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (gAMkn)

454 BREAKING NEWS: David Hogg says "This election is way too close."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (DMUuz)
........

Like Shaved Guevara's haircut.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

455 Take IL off the flip vote. I have contacted about 50 R voters in my precinct last 2 days. At least 3 responded by telling me they now live in TN. the other 47 didn't respond or answer their phones.

Illinoisans love themselves some socialist corruption and they ain't never gon' have a better shot at it than with Biden/Harris.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (67sg6)

456 442 Juan Williams said it was in anticipation of a Biden win.

***************

*types deletes*

Wait let me try again

*types deletes*

Nope, cant do it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Ending My Fast Before I Kill You All Dead at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (8YFRI)

I tried to type out enough "HAHAHA"s to do it justice, but the hamsters got their little leggys stuck in the hamsterwheel...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

457 380
One more Trump voter here in Cali. Unfortunately, I'm cancelled by my NeverTrumper husband. Still can't believe he actually voted for Joe! and the Lying Skank. I'm in shock.

Posted by: La2la at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (wfrSv)

458 Juan remembers those boom times we had with ShitMidas. Everyone was making money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Everyone at Solyndra anyway.

The rest of us got green shoots and funemployment.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (3P/5p)

459 From the James Wood ad link...

I have to ask, where does the left think we're all going to go? I think they've confused the fact that we're not shooting - out of a sense of preserving America herself - for the fact that we won't shoot. May God forbid that someday we start. Because it'll be a blood bath. The measure of our strength is in how we've taken the punch. When we weaken, we'll throw one.

Have a good night horde. One more day.

Posted by: Abiss at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (Y8DtA)

460 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (GbPPJ)

461 Constitutional Scholar Brianna Taylor of cnn informed me that Trump couldn't fire Fauci.

Really? You can't force a 79-year-old bureaucrat to retire?

I didn't know that Federal employees got lifetime appointments, like the Supreme Court.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (I2/tG)

462 Fire them all.

Start over.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (kHg6S)

463 He's like the kid you give the rounded plastic safety scissors to during arts and crafts time.

Or an eye patch and a cork on his fork, ala Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

"May I go to the bathroom first?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (HaL55)

464 Will Durham and Barr wake the hell up after the election and start nailing asses to the wall?

Posted by: Stitches at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (5+r+r)

465 The first submarines were that way; that's why the Navy had the beans.
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (arJlL)


I did not know that.

Posted by: Johnny Carson at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (AiZBA)

466 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.
Posted by: JROD
-------------
Every vote matters, in the deepest blue states and the reddest red. Even if no one else is on the ballot.

If we can win the popular vote, Trump has a mandate.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (5p7BC)


The thing is, if everyone that is conservative in california actually voted, it could happen, not that it will, but hey, a man can dream.

just making close would be a big fucking deal

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (M+Lyo)

467 "Juan Williams said it was in anticipation of a Biden win.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM (63Dwl)"

Yeah, no. I realize some Democrats live in fantasyland or have enough money not to care. But any serious person who has read his plan knows if he gets a congress to carry it out we're toast and the markets are toast. I know there are some quarters who say the market will go up with a Biden win because they'll double down on the easy money because the debt is separated from reality. Nope. Not true at all. In the end that won't be good for the market and they know it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Y07NH)

468 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's
seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it
is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.

Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (0jZnq)

I mean, I don't for a second believe California is in play, but every little bit helps. If nothing else, the Dem margin of victory can be cut enough to make it embarrassing for them, and run up Trump's popular vote count a bit more.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Vgw1E)

469 Twitter cancelled the awesome Portland vehicle.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Htwt8)

470 452 I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.

If so not mentioned in the Wiener Zeitung.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (q2K0j)

THAT IS JOE BIDEN'S FAVORITE MAGAZINE.

"WIENER TIMES"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (6FeV1)

471 How soon before Biden expresses heart-felt concern for those in Australia?

Posted by: socalUglyChump at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Roy2Z)

472 Awesome vehicle in the streets of downtown Portland this afternoon:


And much angst from the lefty douchenozzles, apparently.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

473 The media has a bad problem of going into a major city in a state, determining they are voting for the democrat and then calling the whole state for the democrat.

They never learn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (3aLWR)

474 The first submarines were that way; that's why the Navy had the beans.
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2020 05:51 PM (arJlL)

And the real reason the CSS Hunley never returned. Never mix ham wich yer beans.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (o2MD2)

475 Wednesday David Hogg: "We need to stop have elections. Also give me your guns, please."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2020 05:46 PM (XJipD)

At least he's polite.

I'll give you the bullets. One at a time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



"Come and take them"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (ZCiJZ)

476 The Daily Wire
@realDailyWire
·
3m
7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election http://dlvr.it/RksG5C


https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/
status/1323396982447071232

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (NiXyF)

477 That Landslide: 2020 video has Black MAGA Hulk in it!

He's a great representative of MAGA America, super charismatic.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (5+b5I)

478 I'm hoping Trump wins if only to delay the inevitable. I think we are broken beyond repair. I'll fight to the end but I'm just being a realist.

That said , I do acknowledge scripture that says with God all things are possible.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

479 @Ann_marie1231

The line is forming for the Grand Rapids Rally tonight at 10:30pm - thousands here already

https://tinyurl.com/yyherpf5

Scroll down....there's another good video of a black guy selling Trump gear.

Also a pic of the line of cars for Kenosha.

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

480 460 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (GbPPJ)

I wonder who called who this morning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (A5zUN)

481 I just can't comprehend "mixed" marriages...politically.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (UUBmN)

482 David Hogg says "This election is way too close."

Who shit that soi turd out again? Thought we were done with that little bastid.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (EgshT)

483 At least he's polite.

I'll give you the bullets. One at a time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Come and take them"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (ZCiJZ)


MOTION LUBE

*gestures vaguely*
You know the thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

484 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.
Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (0jZnq)


I think I got at least one to go vote Trump that was going to sit it out.

Seriously, these people get so beat down by the media... Then I bring up pre-covid economy. Black unemployment. The fact he's actually bringing troops home. Signed peace accords that were impossible. Got talking with the Norks. Bringing manufacturing back. Remember that huge shopping center that died before it was built back in 2010? Trump's president for a year, and the thing not only gets finished, but 100% occupancy. You suddenly found employment in 2017 after almost 3 years of looking?

A lot was new to her, a lot just forgotten with the constant barrage of hot garbage. Hopefully she talks with her daughters.

I just voted not an hour ago. I'd say that of all the people I walked in with, one or two might have been for Biden. But pretty sure the Asian guy who drove up with his GF in a shiny little Subaru coupe flying a 3x5' American Flag and the big guy with a stars and stripes mask weren't voting for a Harris administration.

This time I was given the choice of a tablet or paper ballot! Also this time I got to feed the paper ballot directly into a tabulator that looked more like a scanner than a giant shredder.

12 more years!

Posted by: Ultravox at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (8B6Ng)

485 If Biden wins, and he crashes XLE below 23, I am going to buy the fuck out of it.

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (qpX6U)

486 Anyone remember when I said Biden would start campaigning when it was way too late - when they realized Trump was closing strong and would surpass him?

But he'd fuck it up because he's Biden?

I really hope I was right. And I want that copy of Prometheus.

Posted by: MJ at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (gAMkn)

487 Part of the fun of Trump having a "uniform" of sorts (plain dark suit, white shirt, red solid tie) is that when he *does* wear something different, it's very striking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (6FeV1)

488 440 Awesome vehicle in the streets of downtown Portland this afternoon:

https://twitter.com/MacSmiff/status
/1323384482666221568
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I love the commenters saying it can't be legal. defunding the police has consequences, l'il comrades

Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (0tE/i)

489 KY Motion Lube?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (A5zUN)

490 452 I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.

C'mon, people spontaneously explode all the time. It's just one a them things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

491 If so not mentioned in the Wiener Zeitung.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 02, 2020 05:52 PM (q2K0j)


We shall never speak of this again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (2C38g)

492 JROD, not just the propositions, but depending on where you are, possibility of breaking the Dem super-majority in one of the houses in Sacto - so not at all a futile gesture. Plus - which people just refuse to learn - some critical things like county supervisor, DA, council, and school board - which have become key battlegrounds in the degradation of CA and America.

As for "mandate" - a squishy concept in the best of times, I see 0% chance Trump will be deemed to have one, even if he won 43 states. Nice to have the imaginary popular vote win, which I think he will, and it won't hurt, but he'll be facing the same inertia and hatred he's been battling for 4 years regardless of that final score.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (OTzUX)

493 OR Gov Kate Brown pre-declares a state of emergency in Portland metro.

* Monday 5pm - Wednesday 5pm (currently)
* 2nd time recently (last time for White Supremacist Proud Boys rally)
* Command Structure rejigging allows Police to use Tear Gas

Posted by: Plywood salesman at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (BBWrU)

494 Twitter cancelled the awesome Portland vehicle.

No it hasn't - return the space.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (I2/tG)

495 Trump sounds like his voice is about to go.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (GbPPJ)

496 I do not understand how Trump does this. I'm 40+ years younger than him, and I would be comatose from trying to do this many campaign rallies in one day.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (Vgw1E)

497 Urban Dictionary Definition of trunalimunumaprzure

https://bit.ly/3mK2rpd


lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Ending My Fast Before I Kill You All Dead at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (8YFRI)

498 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

That would be awkward.

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (0FTCx)

499 The line is forming for the Grand Rapids Rally tonight at 10:30pm - thousands here already

https://tinyurl.com/yyherpf5
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (cF8AT)


Love it

I wonder where they're parking?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (t+qrx)

500 >>>The line is forming for the Grand Rapids Rally tonight at 10:30pm - thousands here already



I just pray all these people vote tomorrow.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (bkUtD)

501 315
Only 6 states and DC require registration. Mine aren't registered.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 02, 2020 05:34 PM (3GzTP)
===
Well that is if the federal, state, county, and city bureaucracies follow the law. They don't so you have a trail.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (pw+jk)--------------------------

OK, here's why gun confiscation doesn't work. I have a 16 gauge shotgun. My grandfather took it in trade for some work he did in the 1930's. The original owner likely bought it at the local hardware. My grandpa used it for years, then gave it to my Dad in the 1950's. My Dad got a better shotgun when he was in college, and he sold it. The guy he sold it to sold it to another guy, who left it to his son when he died. That son was a friend of my Dad, knew that it had been my grandpa's shotgun, so he gave it to my Dad, who then gave it to me. So there's one gun that over the last 90 years, never had paperwork beyond a hardware store receipt, and has rotated through seven different owners, two of whom were my Dad, and two of whom have the same name, as I'm named after my grandfather.

OK, gun grabbers. Got that one tracked down? Good job. Only a few hundred million more non-registered firearms to go. Best of luck.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (+3rQF)

502 Twitter cancelled the awesome Portland vehicle.
Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Htwt
--------
?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (xRn8c)

503 No it hasn't - return the space.

Er - remove the space.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (I2/tG)

504 I'll give you the bullets. One at a time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

And you have to catch them with some part of your body.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (LIhNq)

505
We can't say the Democrats didn't try hard.
They and China released a plague onto the world.
They burned and looted all year.
They framed the president. Twice.
Destroyed their news media orgs.
And they will have committed massive voter fraud.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (Gguds)

506 464 Will Durham and Barr wake the hell up after the election and start nailing asses to the wall?
Posted by: Stitches at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (5+r+r)


-------

Somebody hit on it this morning, tell just say the point is moot.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (5+b5I)

507 I'll never kill those old socks. Ever.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (8B6Ng)

508 482 David Hogg says "This election is way too close."

Who shit that soi turd out again? Thought we were done with that little bastid.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (EgshT)
_________

Shouldn't he and Greta be off on their honeymoon by now?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (7X3UV)

509 I don't even know how much a kilo is in powdered sugar.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 02, 2020 05:36 PM (IyZZY)

Same weight as cocaine.

Or heroin.

Or feathers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Monkey out front should have told you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (pbStR)

510 Did you all sing Sea Chanties??
Posted by: tubal

I was ready with the Good Ship Venus and What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor.

One stern look from SMH, and we just danced to her music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

511 490 452 I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.

C'mon, people spontaneously explode all the time. It's just one a them things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

I knowwww.

Posted by: Achmed, the dead Terrorist at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (NgKpN)

512 "OK, here's why gun confiscation doesn't work. I have a 16 gauge shotgun."

Can you find ammo for it anywhere?

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (qpX6U)

513 464 Will Durham and Barr wake the hell up after the election and start nailing asses to the wall?
Posted by: Stitches at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (5+r+r)

In all seriousness, that depends on whether Trump wins.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

514 476 The Daily Wire
@realDailyWire

3m
7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election http://dlvr.it/RksG5C

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/
status/1323396982447071232
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 05:54 PM (NiXyF)



Smart on them. I think there are a lot of states that don't count absentee ballots IF the number of ballots are not enough to swing an election. So they won't bother going through say 50,000 absentee ballots if the race was won by 60,000.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (aBmnR)

515 And you have to catch them with some part of your body.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (LIhNq)

Now, they will be moving quite fast...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:58 PM (A5zUN)

516 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria




No, they each have one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

517 My sibs, sibs-in-law, father, nieces and nephews will vote Trump here in SoCal. Just not my kids and their spouses. Or my husband. Grrrr.

Posted by: La2la at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (wfrSv)

518 OK, here's why gun confiscation doesn't work. I have a 16 gauge shotgun. My grandfather took it in trade for some work he did in the 1930's. The original owner likely bought it at the local hardware. My grandpa used it for years, then gave it to my Dad in the 1950's. My Dad got a better shotgun when he was in college, and he sold it. The guy he sold it to sold it to another guy, who left it to his son when he died. That son was a friend of my Dad, knew that it had been my grandpa's shotgun, so he gave it to my Dad, who then gave it to me. So there's one gun that over the last 90 years, never had paperwork beyond a hardware store receipt, and has rotated through seven different owners, two of whom were my Dad, and two of whom have the same name, as I'm named after my grandfather.

OK, gun grabbers. Got that one tracked down? Good job. Only a few hundred million more non-registered firearms to go. Best of luck.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (+3rQF)

/adds him to the gun list, puts down shotgun

Posted by: Bob, NSA.... at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

519 380 Two more voters for Trump here in California. That's seven new Trump voters for tomorrow. IDGAF how stupid people think it is thinking Cali can be flipped. F that, at least try. I sure AF am.
Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (0jZnq)

That's great, JROD!

Posted by: m at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (LTs8q)

520 Sun is setting, it's a really nice looking day here. I thought the Eve of the Apocalypse would look a lot more frightening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

521 515 And you have to catch them with some part of your body.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (LIhNq)

Now, they will be moving quite fast...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:58 PM (A5zUN)

They also will be a little hot to the touch.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (LIhNq)

522 489 KY Motion Lube?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (A5zUN)

Made in Lexington

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (ifmtJ)

523 429 Their kind must be beaten so bad they never rise again.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

It is hate speech when we do it, Jack.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (puu6v)

524 324

I am saddened that this is the last day for him. Even if he wins,
no more rallies, he thrives on this and is having such fun.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (fMhOl)
-------------------------------------

I wouldn't bet on it. Even after a win, I bet he still does them on a fairly regular basis. He loves it and so do we. Plus, as I mentioned in an earlier thread, Trump is not Cincinnatus. He is not going to quietly retire to his plow after he saves the Republic. He will continue to be a very visible force in national politics for the rest of his (hopefully extremely long and healthy) life.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (+3rQF)

525 511 490 452 I heard one of them exploded, which kind of gives away the game.

C'mon, people spontaneously explode all the time. It's just one a them things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

I knowwww.

Posted by: Achmed, the dead Terrorist at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM



A serious struddling

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (axyOa)

526 Twitter seems to be buzzing that on Biden's "Battleground Strategy" zoom call this afternoon they basically admitted "Trump is within 1 state of winning"

Which is simply unpossible and must be Russian Disinformation(tm) and #FakeNews

I mean, RCP assures me that Sundown Joe is up by a little more than what the milk chocolate messiah won by in '08!!!

OR, the public polls are (as we know) utter shit and their internal numbers must be awful.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (4Yddh)

527 516 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

No, they each have one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

*golfclap*

Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (A5zUN)

528 7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election
Posted by: filbert
------------
Heh, they know how to play the game. Keep the Dems from knowing how many they need.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (5p7BC)

529
Kyle Kashuv
@KyleKashuv
·
6m
I have narrowed it down to either moving to Idaho or South Dakota.


https://twitter.com/KyleKashuv/
status/1323397854514335746

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (NiXyF)

530 516 Are Trump and Pence wearing the same tie?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria




No, they each have one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 05:58 PM (oVJmc



*Takes five big sideways steps away from Peebles. *

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (3aLWR)

531 @464
What happens depends on who wins....

If Biden wins, Barr/Durham close up shop and it all just goes away.

If Trump wins, then Barr/Durham will continue chicken fucking and cow milking until 2024.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (lz6O3)

532 7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election


Helps to keep the commies from knowing how many they need to steal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

533 MOTION LUBE

*gestures vaguely*
You know the thing.
Posted by: hogmartin

Obligatory Motion Lube at Amazon:

https://tinyurl.com/y48zj8kr

(I'm reasonably certain the young woman does not come in the barrel)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (Rvt88)

534 522 489 KY Motion Lube?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (A5zUN)

Made in Lexington
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM (ifmtJ)

*shifty eyes*

I have no idea what you are talking about.

*gets on the radio* SHUT IT DOWN, THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (A5zUN)

535 "OK, here's why gun confiscation doesn't work. I have a 16 gauge shotgun."

Can you find ammo for it anywhere?
Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM

Saw some yesterday. They also had 28 gauge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

536 That sky is a message from God.


Divine Providence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (3aLWR)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

538 12 more years!
Posted by: Ultravox at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM

Good on you!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (3GzTP)

539 Shouldn't he and Greta be off on their honeymoon by now?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:57 PM (7X3UV)

I bet Greta is a screamer.
Think cat stuck in the fan belt level of screaming.

Posted by: Falco at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

540
.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (Gguds)

541 "Biden campaign outlines in zoom call with press that Trump is within one state of winning"

Whut, but Texas is in play.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Ending My Fast Before I Kill You All Dead at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (8YFRI)

542 My experience is that the only sure cure for communism is the express elevator to Hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (o2MD2)

543 OPEN TAG ALERT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (guGkK)

544 Egad! Italicans!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (3aLWR)

545 I am saddened that this is the last day for him. Even if he wins,
no more rallies, he thrives on this and is having such fun.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 02, 2020 05:37 PM (fMhOl)
-------------------------------------

I wouldn't bet on it. Even after a win, I bet he still does them on a fairly regular basis. He loves it and so do we. Plus, as I mentioned in an earlier thread, Trump is not Cincinnatus. He is not going to quietly retire to his plow after he saves the Republic. He will continue to be a very visible force in national politics for the rest of his (hopefully extremely long and healthy) life.


Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 05:59 PM



Trump Victory Tour 2021!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (axyOa)

546 Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff
My buddy in Colorado sent me these pics outside his work of an unbolted bench, & a stack of bricks that just showed up yesterday.

Posted by: Those curious brick stacks again at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (BBWrU)

547 Nood, baby!

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (9vQJW)

548 OK, gun grabbers. Got that one tracked down? Good
job. Only a few hundred million more non-registered firearms to go. Best
of luck.


Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 05:56 PM (+3rQF)

Hell, I have my father's 9mm that he bought mail order in the early 1960s. Try to trace that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (xT2tT)

549 I bet Greta is a screamer.
Think cat stuck in the fan belt level of screaming.

Posted by: Falco at November 02, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

She's like... 15. What are you, a Biden or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (6FeV1)

550 Just filled out our Oregon ballots and will drop off tomorrow afternoon. Only in Oregon where on the same ballot are initiatives for more money for drug rehabilitation centers and make magic mushrooms legal.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (6yYEv)

551 The San Francisco Chronicle reported that a thousand Trump trucks paraded through Marin County.

Marin County.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (I2/tG)

552 gutta percha's Pube Fires

Plenty of 16 ga ammo around. Just not as much or in the varieties 12 ga and 20 ga are.

I passed on a 10 ga shotgun. It was big.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

553 7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election

I completely approve of this strategy. No reason to give Philadelphia country a head start on their vote manufacturing machine

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (4Yddh)

554 SOON

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (GbPPJ)

555 Since Alex is here.

She does realize she needs to start planning the victory tits, right?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (5p7BC)

556 Whatever happens this week, I'm taking some time off from politics once it's done. I need a few days of mental health rejuvenation.

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (22mNy)

557 The ARC of History!

Sunday I was part of a 300 car Trump Train in Manhattan ... Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

558 Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 05:53 PM (Y07NH

Not all of course but Wall Street is full of Ivy League liberals who just try to manipulate the market first for profit and second for ideaology. They are probably 80% Keynesians.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

559 Newd! News from the campaign.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

560 You know what's funny about Trump Rallies?


People don't pretend to faint at them.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (YhDKk)

561 If Trump wins, then Barr/Durham will continue chicken fucking and cow milking until 2024.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2020 06:00 PM (lz6O3)


You obviously understand, you know, the thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (2C38g)

562 are initiatives for more money for drug rehabilitation centers

You missed the real point of the initiative.

If the initiative passes, it will be legal to possess personal amounts of heroin, meth, crack, or any other drug in Oregon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (I2/tG)

563 I think Trump rallies will continue. Not just for mid-terms, but maybe for that exotic and vaguely remembered thing called a "legislative initiative" involving something long absent from Congress - "politics".

Trump has added "outlawing sanctuary cities" to his stump pitch the last month.

Well now. I can think of the forms that could take. All of them require Congress to do something. This requires the f***ing GOP to do something, hell, it even requires the administration to include a specific request in their appropriations submissions, or in a stand-alone format.

GOP gets House back, we'll see, I guess. That doesn't happen, sitzkrieg and inaction theater for 4 more years, while the damage mounts.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (OTzUX)

564 551 The San Francisco Chronicle reported that a thousand Trump trucks paraded through Marin County.

Marin County.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 06:02 PM (I2/tG)

___

My former boss lives there. I always suspected he was a closet conservative.

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 06:04 PM (22mNy)

565 I have to say I love where we retired to. I get to
decide when I want to walk the block and a half to vote. In a town where
the "protest" was two embarrassed looking girls, after which the local
clergy combined for public prayers.



Richmond, meanwhile, had another clash over Lee.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 02, 2020 05:44 PM (7X3UV)

I live in Richmond and it makes me want to cry seeing the filth they have painted all over the square where Lee still sits. I have had words with several groups of black-clothed road blockers here recently too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (nAiE/)

566 I want to see Trump do the macarena before this is all over

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (Izzlo)

567 off comedic sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (AiZBA)

568 If the initiative passes, it will be legal to possess personal amounts of heroin, meth, crack, or any other drug in Oregon.

Because Oregon already isn't enough of a haven for drug abusers.

This should be called: "Hunter's Law".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (I2/tG)

569 >>> https://twitter.com/MacSmiff/status
/1323384482666221568
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I love the commenters saying it can't be legal. defunding the police has consequences, l'il comrades
Posted by: x at November 02, 2020 05:55 PM (0tE/i)

=======

IKR. I also like the one mud flap that says "just say No to Joe and the ho!"

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (MqmFQ)

570 This is in New York District 17. They went 51% for Hillary in 2016

https://tinyurl.com/y6ahanx6

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2020 06:05 PM (Y07NH)

571 Not all of course but Wall Street is full of Ivy League liberals who just try to manipulate the market first for profit and second for ideaology. They are probably 80% Keynesians.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

____

Depends what you define as "Wall St". Analysts, sure. Traders, not really. To be a good trader you need balls of steel and the ability to turn off that part of your brain that says "Don't do this".

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 06:06 PM (22mNy)

572
Their kind must be beaten so bad they never rise again.


If this election turns out to be a Trump landslide as it has the potential to be, we need to start using the "M-word" - Mandate.

That means that all the crap the Progressive/Marxist/Democrat Left has established gets removed or torn down.

All these things have to go:
The 1619 Project.Common Core instruction.Any type of "-Studies" classes anywhere.Any discussion of packing SCOTUSAny discussion of abolishing the Electoral CollegeSocialist mediaPROGDAThe Confucius InstitutesThe concept of "toxic masculinity."Abortion.The idea of China as a partner. We have to decouple from them immediately for national security reason.The United NationsThe idea of man-made "climate change."

These are just a few off the top of my little pointed head.

And I still want a pony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 06:07 PM (HaL55)

573 ive got a grainy second copy of my Great Grandfather...dont even know his name...with the break action ivers johnson 12 guage i have.

And its black powder only so i keep a trigger lock on it.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2020 06:07 PM (Htwt8)

574 Hmm, wonder where all my carriage returns went?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 06:07 PM (HaL55)

575 Obama-appointed federal judge in Chicago has enjoined Trump's "public charge" rule for immigrants.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 06:08 PM (sWM8x)

576 553 7 PA 2016 Trump Counties Will Not Count Mail-In Ballots Until Day AFTER The Election

I completely approve of this strategy. No reason to give Philadelphia country a head start on their vote manufacturing machine
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at November 02, 2020 06:03 PM (4Yddh)

This worked well for Luzerne County in 2016.

As well as the Florida Panhandle and Marion County. They were able to match Broward vote for vote practically - until the networks had to bow to the inevitable. It was glorious.

Hope they've taught the red Virginia counties how to do that this time . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at November 02, 2020 06:09 PM (4pK1/)

577 Did you all sing Sea Chanties??

Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2020 05:45 PM (bCLt0)



Ahoy, matey!



Posted by: Cruise Ship Crew Captain Kristol at November 02, 2020 05:48 PM

Santiano gained a day! .......away Santiano.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 02, 2020 06:09 PM (JUOKG)

578 Nice thing about legalizing heroin is that it will end the addiction for many.

But downside is new victims.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2020 06:09 PM (Htwt8)

579 575 Obama-appointed federal judge in Chicago has enjoined Trump's "public charge" rule for immigrants.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 02, 2020 06:08 PM (sWM8x)

This is headed to the Supreme Court, sooner or later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)

580 Nice thing about legalizing heroin is that it will end the addiction for many.

But downside is new victims.
Posted by: torabora
-------

Defunding the police will result in smaller jail populations. Science! If it's Science, then it must be good.

I've been contemplating a 'Defund The Fire Department!' movement. Obviously, there will be fewer fires. Again, Science!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2020 06:13 PM (DMQdU)

581 I think I might be hungover voting tomorrow, I'm watching all of the rally's tonight .

Posted by: spypeach at November 02, 2020 06:14 PM (Up/Jb)

582 Fauci can always get his job back at the Wuhan Bat Lab.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 02, 2020 06:15 PM (Ndje9)

583 Grampa, can we stay at the Y.M.C.A.?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 02, 2020 06:15 PM (EgshT)

584 Like that Hobbit dude FINALLY getting to the end of the movie and getting on the cruise ship for one final sailing.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 05:24 PM (axyOa)

****Cue singing elves****

Suddenly, from nowhere, a massive Nazgul swoops down and snatches the ship into the air and swallows it as giant eagles wheel through the air past them sniggering into their wings.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 02, 2020 06:23 PM (qJkx4)

585 If America rejects the one man who has fought and continued to fight for it in spite of all the shit thrown at him and in his way for that defective idiot ..

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2020 06:26 PM (gLRfa)

586 Fauci is the type of doctor who expects and demands you live for him.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 06:27 PM (3DJkT)

587 "Suddenly, from nowhere, a massive Nazgul swoops down and snatches the ship into the air and swallows it as giant eagles wheel through the air past them sniggering into their wings."

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2020 06:27 PM (gLRfa)

588 Try this one simple trick to keep the microwave from fu your Wi-Fi

Try a different channel on your wireless router

Posted by: db at November 02, 2020 06:28 PM (E0PSG)

589 The trolls are quiet... Too quiet...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 02, 2020 08:05 PM (V+7KI)

590 I have noticed all these polls and surveys that count the number of ballots turned in early by Party Registration of Voter. But I think they miss something.
For Example, my 85 y.o. father got a mailing from the County Democrat Party. My mother asked him why he was registered as a Democrat, he said, "Because I've always been a Democrat." But he voted for Trump in '16, and will do so again tomorrow.
Some polls have put the number of Black Americans who say they will vote for Trump in the 30% range. Even if it's only half that, it's huge. Does one honestly think that those voters have changed their party registration? Many, perhaps a large majority of them, are still registered as Democrat - like my father - but will vote for Trump; and maybe even other Republicans.

Posted by: Ricky Yarnell at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (WlkuX)

591 GhostDrops

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News/Chat