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Buck:
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I Hanker Fer A Hunk O' ONTs!
Time for Timer! Anybody remember that? Just part and parcel of growing up American in the 70s. I'm pretty sure Timer could take Peter Puck in a fight, I mean, his cane was a gun after all.
Chutzpah!
Woman accused of impersonating prosecutor, dropping criminal charges against herself
The examiner saw a notice in Landon’s court file that prosecutors had dropped charges; the examiner wanted to know if the examination should go forward. “The file purported to contain a nolle prosequi (drop the charges) filed by Assistant County Attorney Patrice Casian, but it quickly became evident to the State that the document, as well as other documents in the file, had been filed fraudulently,” wrote Superior Court Judge David Anderson in a ruling regarding the case.If this was fiction, we'd all be rooting for her to succeed. This Is Just Delightful I don't know what this is; An organ? A player piano? A Florida voting machine? Whatever it is, I want one.
Indictments allege Landon also filed an order falsifying a decision of retired Superior Court Judge Gillian Abramson to waive filing fees in a lawsuit she brought against Hillsborough County. And she allegedly filed an order on behalf of a relative to halt guardianship proceedings involving Landon’s child.
On the other hand, that guy playing it looks shifty to me. He reminds me a of toon. A toon killed my brother, you know.
Ooops
People Confess Their Most Horrific Workplace Mistakes
Typical click bait, but not not bad clickbait. (I define “bad” click bait as stories that meander across multiple pages, obviously harvesting page views. Also sites with a jillion pop ups and other things that interfere with just reading the story) Some of these are stupid, some funny. A surprising number are from docs, which is...scary. But this one...this one....I can't even imagine. How horrible for everyone involved.
My brother is a surgeon, and during part of his residency, he had to work in the pediatric unit. He was working with two newborns. One was getting much better and fighting for life. He was going to make it just fine. The other baby was hours from death. He wasn’t going to make it. My brother was in charge of informing the families.Devastating.
My brother realized about 15 minutes later that he had mixed up the families. He told the family with the healthy baby that their baby wasn’t going to make it, and he told the family with the dying baby that their baby was going to be just fine. He then had to go back out to the families and explain the situation to them.
How devastating to be given a glimmer of hope and have it ripped away from you not even an hour later. That was the most upset I’ve heard my brother. He felt destroyed.
Balls The Size Of The Ross Ice Shelf Leonid Rogozov He's the Soviet surgeon who, in 1961, found himself at a research base on Antarctica. He was serving as the doctor to an expedition of 12 men, and on April 29, one of the men got sick with appendicitis. It was apparent that Rogozov had to operate or the man would die. Normally, this would be quite routine except for one thing. The man with the inflamed appendix, the man who was so sick that he was about to die, was Rogozov himself. Rogozov then proceeded to do what any man who had been nursed by bears lactating vodka as a child would do. He sliced himself open, removed his own appendix, then sewed himself back up and recovered fully. Bad. Ass.
DUNK!
— Louie - Your Mask Protects Nobody (@LouPalumbo) October 28, 2020
Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden Saga has now displaced Greta Thunberg as heir apparent to the Swedish throne (PBUI).
Halloween The strange case of the man who died after eating too much licorice So if you raid your kid's haul, don't take all the licorice
100 Chilling Paranormal Experiences So spill: How many of you have had paranormal experiences, and what were they?
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— UK HAUNTED® #WorldsLargestSeance (@UKHaunted) October 29, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (pQplJ)
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Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2020 10:07 PM (5A9IG)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:07 PM (giU8k)
"The
obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than
cowardly." -- Robert Anton Wilson
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Elvis Trudeau at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: mindful webworker
mind fuel
at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Anita Bryant at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)
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Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:09 PM (KuT6N)
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Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at October 29, 2020 10:09 PM (+U5Yr)
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Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:10 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
is he a transvestite?
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (2C38g)
891
Damn, Rudy. Get some!
@MonsieurAmerica
Rudy is not messing around anymore. Jesus.
This is straight Dragon-Energy, Tiger-Blood shit.
https://tinyurl.com/y4cpakxy
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (5FCda)
Rudy is all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (l3+k2)
She also did a Hillary, in that before he got into federal politics she went exclusively by her maiden name and then tacked Trudeau on when it was deemed politically expedient.
Wouldn't be surprised if she divorces him after he's out of office.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (LjimO)
If you're not already informed and motivated to vote, THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO VOTE.
Just going in and randomly checking boxes accomplishes NOTHING.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)
Yes, it got a might bit breezy this morning in Greenville County. It blew over a big pecan tree in my folks yard some time this morning. They didn't even hear it.
Of all the trees that could've fallen, this one was the best one. It fell in an open section of the front yard and did no damage to anything else.
A big root broke from the force, and it just toppled over, ripping a bit of chunk of ground out with it.
I've got some chain-sawing to do tomorrow. Or some time. Maybe next week. Maybe Dec. Maybe next year....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Anyway, willowed:
@MonsieurAmerica
Rudy is not messing around anymore. Jesus.
This is straight Dragon-Energy, Tiger-Blood shit.
https://tinyurl.com/y4cpakxy
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: wing at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (nxdel)
And I whine while getting a flu shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)
(Probably doesn't amuse our Canadian friends so much, though.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (3DJkT)
What's this about you not feeling well?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (KuT6N)
Oh I'm fine!
Had an upset stomach after my brothers's birthday dinner last night.
I'm just a whiner!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Wasn't there a car wreck that ended up with the parents of the surviving girl planning her funeral and the parents of the dead girl praying for her recovery, until a week later when the identities got sorted out and it turned out that the original identifications were actually horribly wrong?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
know how the leader of a country should show "kindness" to his country?
By not being a wimp.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
He's already made it known that he's raising his two sons to be feminists.
Women are a big reason he's had electoral success.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (LjimO)
https://tinyurl.com/yygjw2fc
Posted by: anon at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (+Nied)
Have.
Kettle corn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
* places small bowl under USB port with high hopes *
Posted by: Adriane the Corn w/o Cob Critic ... That's cob NOT COB !!! at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: anon at October 29, 2020 10:15 PM (+Nied)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin
Episode of House ... but probably IRL as well ...
Posted by: Adriane the Corn w/o Cob Critic ... That's cob NOT COB !!! at October 29, 2020 10:15 PM (LPnfS)
Wasn't there a car wreck that ended up with the parents of the surviving girl planning her funeral and the parents of the dead girl praying for her recovery, until a week later when the identities got sorted out and it turned out that the original identifications were actually horribly wrong?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Yes. It was incredibly awful,
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
And I whine while getting a flu shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
I still bitch. I got a flu shot the end of last month.
Two days later, I'm on the road, getting ready to leave WV for the People's Republic of MD, and I STILL felt that shot. "WTF did you shoot me with? A bloody nail?" I asked the pharmacists when I got back home...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Oh, wow. Thanks, davidt! Most kind of you.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (XrCyE)
Wake me when there are heads on pikes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (2C38g)
This is straight Dragon-Energy, Tiger-Blood shit.
https://tinyurl.com/y4cpakxy
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (5FCda)
Rudy is all out of bubblegum.
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (l3+k2)
He blow torched biden's asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Miklosov, sometime blyat at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
If you're not already informed and motivated to vote, THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO VOTE.
Just going in and randomly checking boxes accomplishes NOTHING.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)
Those, and the virtue signaling, and the constant pleas all over the place to vote are just fucking annoying.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (3DJkT)
Worst Workplace Mistakes
I admit I've had some co-workers whom I wish I could go back, and "accidentally" cremate them. Losing the job would have been worth it. There was an *actual* crematorium at the mental hospital I worked at, although it hadn't been used in years.
"Oopsie!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (XrCyE)
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Just don't look down and you won't plummet to your death.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Vendette
I wouldn't be surprised if she's gettin' some from someone other than her twinkie husband.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (9Om/r)
That shit hurts, I know.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)
The awkward part is that she was alive when he brought her there.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 29, 2020 10:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (giU8k)
I admit: I love ghost stories. I've got a couple of my own.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 10:19 PM (CAJOC)
https://bit.ly/3jAmyEk
Someone needs to add his blackface pictures in here.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 10:19 PM (Z4LGO)
https://tinyurl.com/yxtws2jq
Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2020 10:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:17 PM (9Om/r)
Go Vote or Alone Together.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 29, 2020 10:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (nakwk)
Well, my partner Karen and I spent 45 minutes talking with a ghost.
Nice guy, when we asked friends, life long residents of the little town where this happened, they had never heard of, met or seen this man.
He was able to answer a question we had about a particular location we had been trying to locate.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (d9Irc)
On a happier note, we didn't lose the kid like we did straight outta the gate on Tuesday.......
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (/Je1u)
Art used to do "Ghost to Ghost" episodes, where it was nothing but callers calling in to tell their ghost stories.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (f1Vqw)
Just a day after Rudy made the laptop public!
It is our honor to serve you...
Posted by: FBI at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (SchxB)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxk6py2r
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)
The awkward part is that she was alive when he brought her there.
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When I was in law school I went on a field trip to the L.A. County morgue. It was a trip I'll never forget.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Or will Tupac endorse Kamala on Saturday? at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (BBWrU)
My girlfriend just got murdered by a zombie
walking home from Forest Lawn Halloween
you can say there's no such thing as the undead
but as for me and her, the things I've seen!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm just a whiner!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Positively insufferable.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (HaL55)
Have.
Kettle corn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)
I had a friend who used to mention how kettle corn - and I'll have to take her word for this - tastes like sweaty balls. She always said this whenever the subject of popcorn came up. Didn't even have to be kettle corn.
I don't know why. I don't think she was trying to disgust anyone or scandalize anyone. Or impress anyone. It was just an observation she always made, even though people would say, "yeah, you always say that". It was like being in on the highway with your dad, whenever you pass an unfinished or disused off-ramp and he says, "guess they changed their minds!" even though you always pass it and it never gets any funnier.
She was the dad-joke version of kettle corn and sweaty balls, I guess.
Anyway that's my story thanks for listening God bless.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)
Medical people have always told me: people worry about whether or not their surgeon is good. That's important, but you also need to check out the guy or woman who's putting you under - that's even more important.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (HabA/)
I still bitch. I got a flu shot the end of last month.
Two days later, I'm on the road, getting ready to leave WV for the People's Republic of MD, and I STILL felt that shot. "WTF did you shoot me with? A bloody nail?" I asked the pharmacists when I got back home...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (3DJkT)
Two close friends were almost totally disabled by this year's flu shot. Still under medical care six weeks later.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: FBI at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (lIIT7)
The weight of constant unremitting integrity must be a heavy burden!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:20 PM (sd8p
Thought you were sharon.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (WVSR6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (XrCyE)
I was working at the Lighthouse Inn in New London, CT. They had a large, sweeping staircase. Back in the 40s there was a wedding and the bride was going to come down the staircase to the large foyer for the ceremony. She fell, broke her neck and died. Supposedly her ghost haunted the place.
I never saw her, but one night I was working the front desk. The large dining room was closed, but the lounge was open for dinner. We only had one waiter working, and he was walking back and forth from the lounge at one end of the building to the kitchen at the other end.
At one point, he stopped at the desk and asked what the lady in the dining room wanted. I wracked my brain trying to remember who he was talking about, since it was really quiet and I didn't remember seeing anybody. He got frustrated with me and said, "the lady in the dining room. The one in the white dress. What did she want?" I told him about the ghost story and said he must have seen her. He was so freaked out I thought he was going to quit on the spot.
A few years later the inn was on one of those ghost hunting shows. I wasn't working there by then though.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Positively insufferable.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)
I really am.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
also the Hottest, Most Humid Place on Earth - at least it felt that way.
It's supposed to cool way down tonight for the rest of the week.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (HaL55)
It's not truly Autumn until one is beset upon by hundreds of bats, lifted up and carried back to their brood cave, and now he's their mother...
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
.....
That's because it isn't the flu shot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (0jBRT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (l9m7l)
Musial or Lee?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (XrCyE)
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Kazakh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: mindful webworker
mind fuel
at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (pQplJ)
Given Marvel has gone near full woke it is probably just the ability to post a youtube video telling the readers you are sorry for all the racist crime you committed, and about your white privilege of knowing how to read and being able to afford to buy comics.
Which is why you should pirate them if you want to read them.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (Ojki1)
It looks horribly uncomfortable to be honest.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zeera at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Woah. What happened? Got sick from the immune response? Reaction to preservatives?
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (KuT6N)
I'm pretty sure I saw that very show!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin
You used this, right?
"Girl I know says they taste like kettle corn."
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (P1f+c)
You shoulda asked her how she knew...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
It looks horribly uncomfortable to be honest.
If you cut you leg off it's not so bad.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (SchxB)
Satan. Damned autocarrot...
But I have used "Stan" in B.L.Z. Bubb's place before. So if you see me use that again, that's who I mean.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (HaL55)
It's like Progda took the brown acid months ago, and likes it.
So they keep taking more of it.
Why do I hear this voice of Fi from Burn Notice in my head, over and over again?
"Shall we shoot them?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (t+qrx)
Yes. It starts right behind the giant slingshot in Dubai.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (giU8k)
It looks horribly uncomfortable to be honest.
Posted by: qdpsteve
A costume for ballerinas only.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Nevertheless, I am still nervous, because it is 2020 and people are stupid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (HabA/)
That's because it isn't the flu shot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (0jBRT)
What do you mean?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Denise from "Stan Against Evil"?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (ZSK0i)
Two days later, I'm on the road, getting ready to leave WV for the People's Republic of MD, and I STILL felt that shot. "WTF did you shoot me with? A bloody nail?" I asked the pharmacists when I got back home...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
You sure they didn't just round up one of the cashiers to give you the shot?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: I'll be an "expert" too, if you pay me enough at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (0jBRT)
Wut?
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Watched the human slingshot three times before I scrolled down to read that it was (as one would hope) fake.
Basketball girl saying "Yesss!" at the end -- just great. Clip that GIF.
Posted by: mindful webworker
mind fuel
at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (pQplJ)
I thought you meant my deceased step-father.
Actually, still do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (SchxB)
Sux2Bhim.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (3H9h1)
What do you mean?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
.....
Don't mind me.
I wear many foil hats.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (0jBRT)
It looks horribly uncomfortable to be honest.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I once met a man with a wooden leg named Stan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM (nakwk)
{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (XETT9)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (giU8k)
Awww hell. They're too long to type out. But. They. Are. Real.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)
I hadn't even mentioned the weight loss benefit yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
CT.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:23 PM (KuT6N)
Did you grow up in Connecticut?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (ZSK0i)
I LOVED that show!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (KuT6N)
The Scandis have gone feminist. They are both bints.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (XrCyE)
And I whine while getting a flu shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl
On the other hand, he got to be in the Guinness Book Of World Records, twice.
Once for the surgery.
And, due to lack of anesthetic, once fore being the first surgeon to sue himself for malpractice.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)
No, hubs was stationed at the Coast Guard academy. I grew up in Queens & SoCal.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (RU4sa)
I wear many foil hats.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (0jBRT)
I'm curious because I never get a flu shot and I collect stories to prove I made the right decision.
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (4JM5Y)
I'd like to die at the secksual mercy of whichever set of the most recent twins were in Playboy. And I mean genuine female-born ones, not ones with aftermarket parts.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (nxdel)
And if the reports are correct you've spent 332 Days and 2,656 billable hours doing jack squat nothing.
I mean I've seen milking jobs, but damn, that's a lot of milk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (KuT6N)
Queens NY?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:31 PM (nxdel)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)
Yep. Ozone Park.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:33 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:33 PM (wPVhA)
When Stan fatally puts the hurt on him, the Impish Man howls, "Are you just going to stand there and watch me burn?"
Stan: "Nope, I'm gonna go catch the end of Sports Night. All the best" [and leaves]
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 29, 2020 10:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (KuT6N)
See, I knew I'd have liked to talk with him more. I went to school across the river, but I qualified on the pistol range there.
So we've got that in common.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: InCali at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (j9HX3)
Trafalgar Polling, who was among the most accurate in 2016, today said in MI, for their poll taken from Oct 25 to Oct 28, Trump has a 2.5 point lead.
It has never been a larger lead.
Still, don't get cocky.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (sy5kK)
I once met a man with a wooden leg named Stan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:27 PM (wPVhA)
What was the other leg's name?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 10:35 PM (pNxlR)
thankfully, it's a dry heat, with humidity in either single digits, or starting with a 1.
if you can keep your dried up nasal passages clear, and your anti-histamine and pseudoephedrine blood levels in the therapeutic range, you're good.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 10:35 PM (Ci6sH)
New Yawk is a strong un.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:35 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 10:36 PM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
What was the other leg's name?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Woody.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
What was the other leg's name?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Woody.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
That's kind of ironic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
I'm actually stunned this guy wasn't Seth Riched.
Shit is going to get realer than Holyfield in the next 5 days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (tW1lH)
initially turned down purported Hunter Biden laptop. Provides detailed
timeline of client's contacts with authorities, and decries treatment
by social media, news media and politicians.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (j9HX3)
Sounds like this needs immediate debunking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)
Yep. Ozone Park.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:32 PM (KuT6N)
Holy shit. Dodged a bullet there huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/y4jyyraa
https://tinyurl.com/yxc7vteb
https://tinyurl.com/y6ly4yx7
https://tinyurl.com/yygqjmpr
https://tinyurl.com/y6fpr3j9
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (qAR6u)
Saw a great video of a Biden bus in Dallas being trailed by 100 cars waving Trump flags and beeping their horns. Can you imagine what it must be like to be a Biden fan at this point? Just embarssing. And why the hell is he in Texas? Do they really think it is gettable.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (sd8p8)
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Like Alyssa Milano's urethra.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (wPVhA)
*checks with Judges*
We would have also accepted 'Hunter Biden's Carbuncled Penis.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (cI3Q7)
No one would ever want for warmth again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
What was the other leg's name?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Woody.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
That's kind of ironic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (cI3Q7)
No, ironic was his left arm's name.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (Ojki1)
Lawyer for Delaware shop owner says FBI initially turned down purported Hunter Biden laptop.
Boy, those FBI cliwns really "snap to" when a stone cold killer case's evidence gets dropped in their lap, don't they?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (giU8k)
https://tinyurl.com/y2el9pan
https://tinyurl.com/y2f9hyee
https://tinyurl.com/y6szj36o
https://tinyurl.com/y3jl2dom
https://tinyurl.com/y2ddku4m
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (qAR6u)
This is straight Dragon-Energy, Tiger-Blood shit.
https://tinyurl.com/y4cpakxy
That is nice to see. Actual fire. That's no Senator.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (KfC1e)
Another great effort tonight, WeirdDave.
The pink sweater on YouHoo is classic.
Possibly my loudest laff of the day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)
Mine only comes out when I'm drunk and around my cousins.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (LjimO)
And marries the father of her children.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (f0uhy)
My mother came into my bedroom while I was asleep and I woke up to see her standing by my bed - at the same time she died 1800 miles away.
In the first few months after he died, I would see my father standing under a big tree on my farm where he liked to go to smoke his cigarettes when he was still alive. Three days after he died he came to me in a dream and told me he was alright and not to worry about him anymore.
I've seen a mist roll through my barn, and fade away in the spot where my father in law liked to sit and play with my barn cats.
There is an old tinny sounding radio (think 1970's clock radio) that played in my daughter's bedroom in the old house before we tore it down. We would hear it out in the living room, go in to find out where it was coming from, and when we opened the door it stops.
My daughter and I have both seen the same pioneer-era man walk up the path that leads from the old wagon trail up to the front door of our farmhouse. When we sprint over to see what he's doing, he is gone. We just discussed this for the first time last year. She saw him a lot when she was younger, but didn't want to tell me because she was afraid i would think she was crazy. I never told her because I didn't want to scare her with ghost stories. We haven't seen him since we tore the old house down and built a new one a few hundred feet away.
Posted by: the other coyote at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 10:41 PM (hpbeA)
How's the Moron Horde tonight?
The AlaBAMA residence finally got power back around 5:30 PM. Only 17 hours without power!
I consider this proper training for the burning times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:41 PM (3aLWR)
It has never been a larger lead.
Still, don't get cocky.
+++
Particularly with LightBringer showing up this weekend!
Posted by: Still no location ("in Michigan") has been given at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (BBWrU)
I'm curious because I never get a flu shot and I collect stories to prove I made the right decision.
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:30 PM (4JM5Y)
I haven't had a flu shot in more than five years. I ALWAYS have an immediate reaction to the shot, which includes a fever, aches and a sharp headache. The reaction lasts about four hours.
I have friends who get the same reaction.
But it's not because of the reaction that I don't get the flu shot.
It's because medical personal tell me that it's impossible to have a reaction.
So they are either lying to me, or they don't know what the hell they're injecting me with.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Can you imagine what it must be like to be a Biden fan at this point? Just embarssing. And why the hell is he in Texas? Do they really think it is gettable.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
They're running him ragged to clear the way and shorten the time to Dragon Lady K.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 10:39 PM (pNxlR)
Every once in a while, I am rudely remionded that intensive required remedial training just ain't gonna cut it at either the DOJ or the FBI!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (9Om/r)
We moved to Orange County when I was about 7 or 8. I ain't gonna lie, it was pretty cool living right next to Disneyland. We used to go all the time, back when you had to buy the books of tickets.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (KuT6N)
But I remain worried. I think they were so sure they had it in the bag in 2016 that they didn't pull out all the cheating stops. I think this because H Clinton is not president.
I don't think they'll make the same mistake this year.
On the other hand, Trump will fight anything that looks fraudulent. Unlike Romney or McCain.
I should be drinking more.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 10:43 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:43 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (giU8k)
We still laugh about it today. Being Irish helps with believing anything supernatural.
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2020 10:43 PM (SM/op)
And I whine while getting a flu shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
I remember reading a somewhat similar story, in which a medical corpsman on a U.S. submarine during WWII did an appendectomy on a shipmate, coached over the radio by surgeons. I think they used torpedo juice as the anaesthetic. Patient survived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (f0uhy)
I consider this proper training for the burning times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:41 PM (3aLWR)
Eat any neighbors?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (KfC1e)
Difference is that Rudy is working for the country, unlike 97% of the Senators!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (KuT6N)
1. House and Senate races. Of course, if he isn't popular enough to win those states, maybe his 'help' won't be much help for those races.
B. Sending some of that campaign cash to local campaign workers.
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (l3+k2)
Supposedly that's where Gwen Stefani grew up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
So they are either lying to me, or they don't know what the hell they're injecting me with.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
I guess they say that because the virus is dead, but that doesn't account for other ingredients in the fluid and also doesn't acknowledge that the immune response can cause symptoms.
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)
Hugh Jass, Harry P. Ness, Connie Lingus, Phil Acchio
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (cI3Q7)
The piano plays the piano rolls according to whichever roll is cued up.
No human intervention required*.
The guy sitting behind the player piano is adding noises, whistles, percussion, etc. in tempo to the piano roll.
*this can be considered as a predecessor to the punch card computers.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (w7KSn)
I should be drinking more.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Not to mention the Biden machine is a little less competent than the Clinton machine ...
Other than the elephant next week, how you feeling?
Posted by: Adriane the Corn w/o Cob Critic ... That's cob NOT COB !!! at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (LPnfS)
I consider this proper training for the burning times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:41 PM (3aLWR)
Eat any neighbors?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Thankfully, the freezer didn't thaw out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)
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Heywood Jablome is evergreen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)
Joke was on them because Walt bought far more than enough land, and even today if the park expands, they're still well within what they already own.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Nope, some street with a number for a name. I don't remember offhand, I'd have to look at my birth certificate.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:47 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (sd8p
Biden supporters have no shame. I know a number of them, living here behind enemy lines. I find myself having trouble giving them a basic level of respect I would give any human being that is not stabbing me or stealing from me.
After winning his second term, Trump has to get Barr (or some no-name US District Attorney from a Red State he can trust) to file charges against the entire Biden Crime Family nonsense.
If he doesn't, even he loses credibility. And credibility anywhere in the Federal government these days is getting rarer than a case of 9mm ammo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
.....
South Korea has reported 10 deaths this year related to the flu shot they are using.
Hospitalizations from reactions are up 250% over previous years.
I'm not saying don't take it. Go for it. Get three or four flu shots if you like.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:47 PM (0jBRT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (9nwlC)
LOL. I guess I could've worded that better.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (KuT6N)
And that's without input from me. I've had a couple of survey thingies left on my voicemail.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (f0uhy)
USS Silversides (currently moored in Muskegon MI). The corpsman used ether, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (giU8k)
The one I remember most is a big metal contraption that is run by a crank on the side and it drops ball bearings at a certain rate to clang and strike different parts of the instrument. It's mesmerizing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (9nwlC)
Supposedly that's where Gwen Stefani grew up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM
Jordan lives on BACON Street. Everyone knows that!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (tkyK5)
Nothing points to him winning except garbage polls put out by the same media that's been gaslighting you for ten years now.
Trump is going to win.
Go vote. Take your family and friends with you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Thankfully, the freezer didn't thaw out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (3aLWR)
Didn't ask about the freezer.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 10:49 PM (l3+k2)
It's the toniest spot of the entire Pork District.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 10:49 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM
Lumniferous ether?
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 10:49 PM (VUAWr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Now THAT'S a hug!
{{{{Ladyl}}}}
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Thankfully, the freezer didn't thaw out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM
You have neighbors in the freezer? We just put in deer and pheasants.
I wanna party with you cowboy!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (tkyK5)
Justin's favorite song is "I Feel Pretty."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
I dunno, it's looking better all the time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:47 PM (0jBRT)
Because I trust my betters at every level of government to be incompetent corrupt slime, I will never take another flu shot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Thankfully, the freezer didn't thaw out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:46 PM (3aLWR)
Didn't ask about the freezer.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx
Neither did the neighbors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (3aLWR)
The surgery and the recovery of the sailor happened without the submarine recovery operation cover being blown.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)
Hugh Jass, Harry P. Ness, Connie Lingus, Phil Acchio
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)
Holden McGroyne
Sharon Peters
Peter Rooter
Dick Hertz
Anus McButtcheeks.
Maybe not the last one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
You might want to bookmark this and read it later.
What's in the public eye right now is the very tip of the iceberg.
https://tinyurl.com/y6d6l62z
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:48 PM (t+qrx
Neither did the neighbors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 10:50 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (Z4LGO)
1. House and Senate races. Of course, if he isn't popular enough to win those states, maybe his 'help' won't be much help for those races.
B. Sending some of that campaign cash to local campaign workers.
That's why LightBringer was in Ann Arbor (but not Detroit) for Hillary back on Monday in 2016. Univ profs will throw money into his swill, the 'hood won't.
Posted by: For every vote, there's a buyer and seller at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (ZSK0i)
I don't think most people know that, but that damn 'hanker for a hunka cheese' spots aired for at least a decade or more afterward and is where most people saw him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
*************
There's more to this story.
I heard that the guy had never performed that particular operation before, so was relying on a surgery textbook from the station's small medical library, planning to follow the step-by-step instructions and illustrations. Unfortunately, someone had defaced the section of the book that covered that specific operation. Several pages at the back of the book were missing. Yep, you guessed it, someone had already removed the appendix!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (Fc5rx)
Saw
a great video of a Biden bus in Dallas being trailed by 100 cars waving
Trump flags and beeping their horns. Can you imagine what it must be
like to be a Biden fan at this point? Just embarssing. And why the hell
is he in Texas? Do they really think it is gettable.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:38 PM (sd8p
ALL HAIL TRUMP WHO TAUGHT A NATION TO TROLL!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 10:53 PM (VUAWr)
Oh, wait. He's an actual person.
(also one of my favorite actors. He's from Wyoming)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM
I used to know a guy that had lost a leg as kid in a car accident. He'd go to "haunted house" attractions to have some fun by turning the tables. When the inevitable "chainsaw massacre" guy would come out with the chainless chainsaw he'd kick his prosthetic off and start flopping on the ground and screaming.
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (OMsf+)
Trafalgar Polling, who was among the most accurate in 2016, today said in MI, for their poll taken from Oct 25 to Oct 28, Trump has a 2.5 point lead.
It has never been a larger lead.
Still, don't get cocky.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 10:34 PM (sy5kK)
Good news. Rich Baris did not sound confident about MI today (or so I gathered from the comments on the People's Pundit twitter feed - I didn't have 3 hours to spare listening to him today.)
He is confident about FL and I believe he thinks PA is going to be close but Trump will win it,
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (9Om/r)
that doesn't account for other ingredients in the fluid and also
doesn't acknowledge that the immune response can cause symptoms.
Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 10:45 PM (4JM5Y)
I always have problems accepting that a purported "dead" virus injection doesn't still have a few viral components that are ready to rock and roll!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (ZSK0i)
Remember when just about everyone had an E. Normus Johnson shirt?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)
My wife and I were looking at a house to buy in the Wichita KS riverside area. For sale by owner. Decent enough looking house. The owner selling the house towards the end took us to a crawl space where he took the time to tell us that a previous owner kept an insane older Pawnee medicine woman locked up and the neighbors could HEAR HER SCREAMING EVERY NIGHT TILL SHE DIED!!
Oh, thank you so much for that charming story sir and showing us your lovely house we're just going out to our car to discuss things (doors slam, ignition, tires screech)
That dude probably needed a real-estate agent.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 10:55 PM (XETT9)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)
WuFlu has made running a program designed to get youths active and outdoors a complete headache. Because of travel rules -- basically, only the parent or guardian can drive the scout to events, our radius for travel has shrunk to be about an hour one way, maximum. Of course, every other troop's has shrunk, too, so camping locations inside that radius get snapped up PDQ. Every month's trip is taking multiple days to get arranged, and we're working about six weeks out, tops, when we'd usually have the entire 2021 calendar filled out by now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)
omg... You can't turn that mind off, can you?
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 10:56 PM (KfC1e)
Flight 401 was an Eastern Airlines L-1011 that crashed in The Everglades when the flight crew was trying to fix a landing gear warning light and didn't know the autopilot was disengaged.
Supposedly the plane had some salvageable parts, particularly galley ovens that were refitted to other 1011's. Crew started seeing dead members of the flight crew on planes that were using parts from the crashed plane.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 10:51 PM (Z4LGO)
It wasn't even mine; I'm just passing on something she said every time the subject of popcorn came up.
Maybe that was her goal, making it impossible for me to think of "kettle corn" without thinking "sweaty balls". Infecting me with a self-perpetuating memetic program for kettle corn and sweaty balls.
Lot to unpack here.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:56 PM (t+qrx)
So - where are you in MI?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)
West Siiiide!...just north of GR
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:24 PM
My father has done a "bad pun" costume for 30 years. He had a leg amputated (cancer) this July. I think pdpsteve just came up with his costume idea for this year!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (tkyK5)
👻 The person who wasn't there, and his cat. He was kinda terrifying but the cat calmed me down.
👻 Heard the sound of a car pulling up and a bunch of people coming into the house, and a couple of minutes later, a car really did pull up and a bunch of people came into the house.
👻 The mannequin that changed positions on its own in the night. A household favorite for years. Figured it wasn't really the mannequin, just the house ghost messing with us.
👽 1976, July 4, Midnight, a friend was just telling me about UFOs his brother had just seen - been chased by - in Arkansas, when we saw one sail by, slowly, silently, big.
👻 Then there was that haunting recording on the old answering machine. The voice clearly said, "I'm callllinng... and I don't know whyyy!" Spooky, kids!
Posted by: mindful webworker
ethenol-free mind fuel
at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Muldoon
Oh brother.
Next you'll be telling us that someone sawed a leg off the table of contents ...
Posted by: Adriane the Seeing ye Dog for the Venetian Blinds Critic ... at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (SxBH1)
How far north? Rockford/Sparta north or norther than that?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:57 PM (SxBH1)
How far north? Rockford/Sparta north or norther than that?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)
Rockford
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Hunter B. socking Jordan61 at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (a4EWo)
But people should get them still if they want to.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (0jBRT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah that's definitely an ACME Sling!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (rt0xh)
When I was 13 and my brother was 10, we were home alone after school before my parents got home from work. A man approached our front door and rang the doorbell. The screen door was closed (not locked) and so I opened the big door a crack to speak with him. He was indistinct in appearance, sandy hair, glasses, medium build.
In a very calm, friendly, almost sing-songy voice he said "Hello boys, are your parents home?"
My brother and I looked at each other for a moment and I answered him "Not yet".
In a flat voice, totally unlike his prior cheerful tone, he hissed out, "Good." Whereupon he jerked the screen door open and began to push his way inside the house.
At once, my brother and I put all our combined weight against the big door (owing more to reaction time than strength - we were lightning-fast that day), forced it shut, and threw the deadbolt, all in less time than it takes to read this paragraph.
At this point, the man calmly stepped back, turned, and, without looking over his shoulder, began to casually walk around the side of the house. Once again, without speaking or thinking, my brother raced to one patio door, and I to the other, and threw the locks on those too.
Right away, we could see the man turn the back corner of the house, still walking and nonchalant, no hurry in the world. He pulled first on one patio door, then the other. He paused, looked into the window, turned, and at that same unhurried place, calmly walked through our backyard, through our neighbor's sideyard, and disappeared into the nieghborhood in an entirely different direction that he had come from.
That was nearly 35 years ago, and I still get jittery thinking about it. His car was parked far away from where he planned to enter our house. He knew we were home alone at that time. He knew we had two doors on the rear side of the house. He knew we had no neighbors directly across the street from us, so he could not be seen attempting to enter the home.
I cannot even imagine (yes I can) what he was going to do when he came in the house. Robbery was not the drill or he would have parked closer and/or waited until no one was home.
True story.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (xIIrB)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)
I am trying not to get too giddy leading up to The Day. But, everywhere I go (outside my city limits - college town) it's all Trump. MAGA. American flags. No Step on Snek flags.
I am both stoked and terrified. I will be drinking next Tuesday, but I have tobe at work the next day, so I can't overdue it. Normally I would call in sick, but I have a meeting concerning a pay increase.
So. Quality over quantity on Election night.
I kind of hate living in such interesting times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)
He used to sit out on his front porch. He had a nasty mongrel type dog, if you drove up in the driveway the dog would charge at you, growl, snarl, bare his teeth, the whole bit.
So the visitor rolled down his window of his car, and asks "Hey, Bob, does your dog bite?"
Bob would remove his prosthetic leg, wave it in the air and say "Does he bite? Just look at THIS!"
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (w7KSn)
I remember the line "There will never be another crash of an L-1011!" but cannot remember the exact context.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 10:58 PM (rt0xh
That's riot worthy BS right there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (SxBH1)
Aw, neat. I grew up just over the river, NE side by the Beltline and 3 Mile.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
878 860 Oh you're all gonna love socialism and all it wondrous delights if that drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fucktard cabbage gets elected.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (oaWXk)
I want to memorize that description and use it at least twice daily.
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So what do people over the pond think about the prospects? Here it's weird. Lefties were confident until very very recently, but have begun to feel the first stirrings of fear. I've been confident for at least a month. But even Mitch says it's 50-50 about keeping the Senate. So in a way it's very confused here. How would people bet in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)
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Well most people in the UK are too wound up with the scamdemic and lockdown tyranny at the minute to even contemplate the US election.
And there are definate signs of pushback to that tyranny too, and not small ones either.
Anyone who would rely on the globalist media machine, as epitomised by the B B fucken C, as it's always called around here, will doubtless think that Trump will be bodily removed from office for baby eating by a righteous horde of socially aware activists of all colours and 64 genders.
But a fast growing number are now joining the likes of me in disbelieving anything that drops from the flapping gummed gibbering lying maws of those mendacious cocktickling cumguzzlers.
If they tell you up is up then you can be damn sure it's time to hit the deck to look for clouds.
It seems more and more likely to me that Trump will win handsomely. Whether it will be 'Reagan in '80' sized handsomely, I still doubt, but I would not be at all surprised to be proved wrong there either.
In the area that I live - if transplanted by some magic across the pond - would probably be a safe Republican voting area.
Not that 'Republican means the same here as it does there. It's very far from being Republican in the local sense. Dangerously so. Irish Republicans here are as rare as rocking horse shite and as at risk as an oiled up boy scout at a San Francisco Democratic fundraiser in a bath house.
But then Irish Republican is pretty much a political polar opposite of American Republican. Pre globalism anyway.
In fact if the north of county Down was magicked across to, say, Appalachia, there would be very little genetic or surname noticing differences as, I believe, that much if not most of the population of that region originally hailed from this area and other places around Ulster.
For example, my wife's maiden name is a pretty rare Ulster Scots surname and the only two areas of the globe where it is found are northern County Down and eastern Tennessee.
The local two big towns, one, mostly blue collar, would be solid Trump country, easily.
The other bigger town would be half Trump (the southern working class part of the town) while the other quite wealthy part would be a mixture of RINO Republicans, Never Trumpers and Libtard Dems.
And the rural hinterland and villages around would be so Trump red as to make rural Texas look like Brooklyn.
I'm of course making a huge leap of conflating the political spectrum of local voting patterns to American ones. But - for the local area I'm talking about, at least - I'm pretty sure I'm not far wrong.
I hope that might give you some answer. Even if it wasn't one to the question that you asked. lol.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (oaWXk)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:01 PM (XxJt1)
When doing an appendectomy, it is important to remember the superior mesenteric artery is anterior to the duodenum...
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:01 PM (VUAWr)
So you'll just have to read a bunch of them!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2020 11:01 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (KuT6N)
He just informed me that we may have one that he's seen a time or two.
He might be paying for two hotel rooms from now on- one for him on his trip and one for me here while he's gone.
Posted by: Sal at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:01 PM (VUAWr)
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See? This is the kind of useful shit I don't get on Instapundit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (VUAWr)
I used to work in the oil industry. Think one of the biggest.
Everyone in my department was convinced H would win. Management was positive H would win. They backed it up by making HUGE corporate PAC donations to her.
I was certain, from early in the campaign, that not only would Trump win the primary, he would win the general going away. I wavered one day, four days out from the election, but quickly went back to my gut feeling.
I told my boss, the assistant boss, anyone who would listen that Trump was going to win. Most of the people I worked with were overpaid/overeducated country club Republicans who couldn't understand ordinary people. I told them ordinary people were sick of their sh!t and being pushed around, and that's why Trump would win. I couldn't explain it other than that, but I knew he would win.
They didn't believe me.
The day after election day, assistant boss came into my office and said he was in a meeting with upper management that morning, and while they were scratching their heads trying to figure out where they went wrong. The polls! The media! Everyone said she would win.
Assistant boss said he told the whole room, made up of the top 35 execs in the company (including the chairman), that only one person in the entire company correctly understood the American electorate. And that one person was a nobody in a corporate services department.
They never learned from their mistakes, and I don't work there anymore.
Trump is going to win going away. If he doesn't, it's war, because the other side has engineered an Al Franken level cheat.
Posted by: the other coyote at October 29, 2020 11:02 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 11:03 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (2C38g)
According to the book, the ghost of the flight engineer was the one most seen by witnesses. EA 401 was the first crash of a jumbo jet and the crew supposedly felt that the plane was top notch and would get another bad reputation.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (xIIrB)
Holy hell.
That's way more scary than ghouls and ghosts. Glad you and your brother acted so quickly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:01 PM (XxJt1)
Got up early, did two presentations at work (same presentation twice). Went to the indoor range. That's about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (nakwk)
Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (2C38g)
Never Say Never!
Posted by: Delta Flight 191 at October 29, 2020 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:06 PM (LjimO)
That was a hella scary story! I'm never gonna get to sleep if I keep reading. Night all.
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 11:06 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
I had a two-day long Ouzo hangover once.
Does that help?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)
My Dad's father, who was in the Navy and at sea when the event actually happened, swore until his dying day that he heard his own father calling out to him on the very day he was caught up in a sudden and fierce snow squall while fishing on Lake Superior and never was seen or heard from again. There never was any wreckage, either.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
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What's the point? You'll never get reimbursed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 11:07 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 11:08 PM (2C38g)
Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:04 PM (Fc5rx)
*begins working out the ciphers*
"Remember to drink your Ovaltine."
the hell?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)
We rehash it a couple times each year, to kind of make sure it really happened, because it is the kind of thing your mind wants to bury. But it is such a great story (since it has a happy ending and does not involve my nutsack as part of a lampshade or something) that we don't want to forget it.
My brother and I used to antagonize each other by slamming doors in each others faces and locking them before the other could get in and start punching, or farting, or doing whatever the hell young male dickheads do to each other. That day was our Super Bowl.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:09 PM (xIIrB)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:09 PM (KAi1n)
I told my wife about your "bird leg" socks. She loved the idea.
Two of our daughters still have bird legs. My wife said that if she got a pair of those socks then they could all match!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:10 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
I know a woman in her 60's who got a flu shot for the first time a couple of years ago (after having bad flu the year before). She ended up with Guillain-Barre syndrome a couple days later. She was paralyzed from her feet to her neck and almost died. Took months of therapy to fully recover.
Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 11:10 PM (S8ePJ)
I knew it was just here for the day, so I kind of skipped everything. Thursday is blank of accomplishments.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:10 PM (Lt1JN)
I never tried that trick.
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (hRceP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (9nwlC)
Maybe he can be the pied piper.
Just disgusting how the media that use to be the spotlight on corruption has laid down in bed with the same people they used to police.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 10:59 PM (SxBH1)
Aw, neat. I grew up just over the river, NE side by the Beltline and 3 Mile.
I'm just east of the Beltline and Knapp.
Small world!
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (Xo3T0)
I explained that it was a Jaguar and strange malfunctions were normal and expected.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
Pro tip: If you're ever somewhere with Insom and a car, let him drive. The man can complete a ninety degree turn on sudden notice at forty-five miles an hour and not break a sweat.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:12 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:09 PM
In many former and current Commonwealth nations, it's pronounced "duodeenum"...
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:12 PM (VUAWr)
Small world!
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (Xo3T0)
That place has been built up quite a bit since 1997 or so. Is Robinette's still there at 4 Mile?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:13 PM (t+qrx)
I explained that it was a Jaguar and strange malfunctions were normal and expected.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
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(fistbump)
I never watched the series but my wife called me in to see a segment of Mad Men. A guy had a Jaguar and trying to commit suicide by closing the garage door and sitting in the running car. And it wouldn't start.
I remember belly laughing at that gag.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:13 PM (9nwlC)
******
Never thought I would hear myself say this...
...but...
...there is NO code for THAT!
So I called the hospital coding department and they said to just go with COVID-19
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (Fc5rx)
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Hah!
Actually, that isn't funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (wPVhA)
Wasn't there a car wreck that ended up with the parents of the surviving girl planning her funeral and the parents of the dead girl praying for her recovery, until a week later when the identities got sorted out and it turned out that the original identifications were actually horribly wrong?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
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I remember reading of a surgeon in Florida who amputated the wrong leg. Of course the other leg had to be amputated too when the mistake was realised.
The doctor and hospital were rightly sued to buggery and when reporters asked howctheyd stop such a tragedy happening again, a hospital spokesman said they'd instituted a radical new preventative procedure.
When asked what this new procedure was, the spokesman said, "We write 'Cut off this one' on the diseased limb in magic marker."
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (oaWXk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (3aLWR)
1. Those who go along with the system keep their cozy jobs
2. Half of them are related to or went to school with the hacks they're supposed to police.
3. The media used to spotlight corruption but only if it was Republican corruption. Joseph Kennedy proved that strategic ad buys can get your degenerate family canonized by the media.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
I never tried that trick.
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 29, 2020 11:11 PM (hRceP)
I vaguely remember doing that as a kid.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:15 PM (KuT6N)
I told my wife about your "bird leg" socks. She loved the idea.
Two of our daughters still have bird legs. My wife said that if she got a pair of those socks then they could all match!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:10 PM (tkyK5)
I got mine online at Tee Hee socks. Going to wear them for my cataract surgery.
On second thought it might be unwise to make the doctor who's about to cut into your eyeball laugh.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (hRceP)
What if all this time we've been mispronouncing "table of CONtents" when it's "table of conTENTS"? That may change some part of civilization as we know it.
Posted by: SFGoth
I say we get down to brass tacks and rename that section as "the only part of a book that LeBron James actually reads."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (pNxlR)
Probably the poltergeist, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (x8Wzq)
I know a woman in her 60's who got a flu shot for the first time a couple of years ago (after having bad flu the year before). She ended up with Guillain-Barre syndrome a couple days later. She was paralyzed from her feet to her neck and almost died. Took months of therapy to fully recover.
Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 11:10 PM (S8ePJ)
Suffice it to say, I will never get another flu shot.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Censoring the Biden Crime Family stories is working but some people are hearing the truth so the Media Demofascists have a new weapon. They released a story about a 64 page Biden "Dossier", and it is already discredited. The implication is "Don't believe anything bad about Biden!"
Unbelievable.
https://tinyurl.com/y4tteepl
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (eefNN)
2. Half of them are related to or went to school with the hacks they're supposed to police.
3. The media used to spotlight corruption but only if it was Republican corruption. Joseph Kennedy proved that strategic ad buys can get your degenerate family canonized by the media.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 11:15 PM (qAR6u
All truth. The situation is untenable. And that which is untenable cannot remain so.
Either by hook or by crook, it will come to a head eventually.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (3aLWR)
I got mine online at Tee Hee socks. Going to wear them for my cataract surgery.
On second thought it might be unwise to make the doctor who's about to cut into your eyeball laugh.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (XxJt1)
Yeah I would say no.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (9Om/r)
Not needed, really, if you hit the net. If you don't hit the net, as shown in the video, well, you aren't going to really need that helmet then, either.
No native of an Arab country should ever be allowed to handle anything more complicated than shoes. 70 generations of first cousin marriage and progeny therefrom sets certain parameters that cannot be denied.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (woTMn)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (oaWXk)
Oh, yes. It was great. After reading that, I don't much care how much it related to my question, and anyway, you did answer it quite well; it's just that the answer was buried in a ton of other interesting stuff. I'm glad that the backlash to the Tyranny Of the Masks is over there too. In Arizona, soon to be my new home state, there is a store with a sign saying that their rules are that you can't come in with a mask on. Refreshing heresy.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 11:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:13 PM (t+qrx)
Please refer to it as Robinettes Apple Haus and Winery - yes, still there
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Probably the poltergeist, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:16 PM (9nwlC)
Please don't judge me, but the MGBGT was one of my very favorite cars.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Man, it took me three tries to get # 356 on the books (very nearly four, for that matter).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
The doctor and hospital were rightly sued to buggery and when reporters asked howctheyd stop such a tragedy happening again, a hospital spokesman said they'd instituted a radical new preventative procedure.
When asked what this new procedure was, the spokesman said, "We write 'Cut off this one' on the diseased limb in magic marker."
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (oaWXk)
When I went in for a right shoulder repair, they wrote on my left are "wrong arm". I asked about it and the surgeon said they were required to do this by the hospital.
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Pro tip: If you're ever somewhere with Insom and a car, let him drive. The man can complete a ninety degree turn on sudden notice at forty-five miles an hour and not break a sweat.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:12 PM (XxJt1)
Heh. Not yet!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Also his mother was a...well, let's just say it's not implausible.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 11:20 PM (dOV9E)
Pretty sure that's the default diagnosis these days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:12 PM (XxJt1)
Heh. Not yet!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (nakwk
Wanna race?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 11:20 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (oaWXk)
When I had my robot hip installed, right before the procedure they did a sort of briefing where they all stated what they understood was going to be done, and where, on what, and asked me to independently state what I was expecting to happen, so that everyone's stories matched. Seems silly, but it makes perfect sense. You do the same thing in the military all the time. I imagine pilots have something similar.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:21 PM (t+qrx)
Heh. Not yet!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (nakwk)
Holy cow.
You're a race car driver, too?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:14 PM (oaWXk)
When I had cataract surgery, they marked an arrow on my forehead with a washable marker to indicate which eye. And at each stage of the procedure, they quizzed me as to which eye it. They had an elaborate drill to prevent such mistakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:21 PM (CUhDo)
The actual surgery time is down to 2-3 minutes. You can safely make your surgeon laugh during the prep time - which is now longer than the surgery.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:22 PM (tkyK5)
It was Two In Tents
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:22 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: megthered at October 29, 2020 11:18 PM (SM/op)
I had to write my initials below the doctor's signature on the correct leg.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 11:22 PM (2C38g)
I remember reading a somewhat similar story, in which a medical corpsman on a U.S. submarine during WWII did an appendectomy on a shipmate, coached over the radio by surgeons. I think they used torpedo juice as the anaesthetic. Patient survived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sounds like a part of the movie "Destination Tokyo"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0035799
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Trudough looks like Fidel Castro. And given when his parents were in
Cuber, it only adds to that weirdness.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
You're not the first and you won't be the last to think that. Not to mention Justin was a pallbearer at Fidel's funeral.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: Adriane the Seeing ye Dog for the Venetian Blinds Critic ... at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (LPnfS)
******
I'm not sure I would want my eye surgeon using a drill, no matter how elaborate.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (KuT6N)
I popped up wide awake. I don't believe in ghosts, at all. I think it was a trick of the mind, perhaps my oldest memory, from my crib. My mind telling me I should be thinking more of my mother on the day of her death?
Anyway, closest I've got to a ghost story.
Posted by: yop at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (nqhkI)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (nakwk)
His first official visit with Dad and he let him down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (SchxB)
I suppose when Insom's getting into a car in a hurry, and he's standing on the side opposite his door, he just leaps and slides across the bonnet to get there, too!
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (VUAWr)
You have a robot hip?! Cool!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (KuT6N)
We can rebuild him...
Do you make the cool noise if you run or jump?
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Nobody at October 29, 2020 10:26 PM (giU8k)
Awww hell. They're too long to type out. But. They. Are. Real.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
She's met a ghost 3 times. The end.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (SxBH1)
The keys in my pocket jingle a little.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (dOV9E)
You have a robot hip?! Cool!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:23 PM (KuT6N)
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (SxBH1)
The keys in my pocket jingle a little.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (t+qrx)
You're too young for an artificial joint!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (SchxB)
*Groans*
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:26 PM (LjimO)
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1321859326584057858
[1:36 mins.]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 11:27 PM (an7Mv)
The actual surgery time is down to 2-3 minutes. You can safely make your surgeon laugh during the prep time - which is now longer than the surgery.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:22 PM (tkyK5)
Heh. While they were doing one of mine, there was a Pink Floyd song playing on the Muzak. "Money", I think it was. Surgery took about as long as the song did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:27 PM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
Sorry for your troubles, yop.
The day after my dad died I flew home and I was getting ready to go to sleep in the den, and the double doors just sort of pushed open. Without even thinking I said, "hi Daddy." I didn't see him but I know he was there.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
Just remember the three rules...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 11:24 PM (VUAWr)
With my buckskin fringe jacket on.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:29 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 11:29 PM (S8ePJ)
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Me, too. I think we might have discussed it before, but I'm a huge British car fan. It's a sickness. MGs offer tremendous affordable fun with a lot of character. But there's a reason all the jokes exist.
Right now I aspire to one day own an Allard J2X.
https://tinyurl.com/y6b258sc
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (rt0xh)
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM
We could do that in Texas next year.
Hogmartin won't mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
Just remember the three rules...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 11:28 PM (2C38g)
You don't talk about fight club
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
If it exists, there is porn of it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
That would be hypertension or maybe stroke, since too much licorice causes extreme spikes in blood pressure.
Almost lost my mama that way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (pxStX)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (rt0xh)
Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (d1uFV)
When I had cataract surgery, they marked an arrow on my forehead with a washable marker to indicate which eye. And at each stage of the procedure, they quizzed me as to which eye it. They had an elaborate drill to prevent such mistakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Same for every surgery I've had, and the extra questions if it was on a part with bilateral symmetry. Every single person who touched me, from the first swab of alcohol to the surgeon, asked the same question. What's your name? What are you here for today? Then they would recite it in a team. I'd be all marked up. I saw someone once say to write notes on your body. "Do not cut." "Other side." etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:29 PM (nakwk)
Do you have spurs that go jingle, jangle, jingle?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM
We could do that in Texas next year.
Hogmartin won't mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
I can bring tools.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:25 PM
We could do that in Texas next year.
Hogmartin won't mind.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Hey hogmartin, if it doesn't work can I have your cigarette case?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (KuT6N)
I still would like to know what really happened with regard to Las Vegas two years ago, at Mandalay Bay.
I think it's entirely plausible the whole thing was NSA black ops, gone horribly awry.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/y6b258sc
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (9nwlC)
You'd definitely need to dress the part, or it won't work at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (jaZqz)
Which is good since I have people here I want to haunt after I croak.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (KuT6N)
I call dibs on his motorcycle!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Judge you, Ladyl?
For enjoying a fun little go-cart?
Had a 70 Midget for a couple years.
It was a blast.
Bedtime.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (dmWPe)
It's as if someone told them to drop it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I switched over to a custom one from my dentist, though it was about 5-6 times more expensive. It took two visits to get it to fit right, but it works fine.
Frankly, the Sleep Right one worked fairly well, if you don't want to spend a lot of money. They have one that's heavy duty, so it takes longer to chew your way through.
Your molars will thank you.
Posted by: PabloD at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (qXPmL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (G51Gf)
I've heard someone say that one wrote "This leg" on one for surgery and "Lawsuit!" on the other one.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Hey hogmartin, if it doesn't work can I have your cigarette case?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (KuT6N)
I guess.
What are we doing?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (jaZqz)
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This is getting creepy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (sTnpX)
Christ politics has been about being bullied, by people with no steel in them.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (LxTcq)
About six years later hubby and I were watching a 60 Minutes segment about a CA sheriff's deputy who was a serial killer.
My heart stopped when I saw his picture. It was the same man.
I had looked death in the face and never even known it.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (XxJt1)
https://tinyurl.com/y6b258sc
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (9nwlC)
Is that an original classic, or a retro copy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Jordan61
50 lbs of smoked ribs says it's MINE
Posted by: Miklos, who actually smokes at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (jaZqz)
And godmother duty as well, as I recall.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (nakwk)
had one made and just started wearing this week, it's taking a bit to
get used to though. I got a thick one because the way my
head/neck/jaw/teeth feel some mornings I'm pretty sure I grind hard.
Maybe I should have started with a thinner guard, but I've heard of some
people grinding right through them in a short time.
Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 11:29 PM (S8ePJ)
I have. Give it some more time and you'll get used to it. You may even want to wear it a bit during the daytime to help adjust. Trust me, even though it seems to be way too thick now you will eventually wear parts of it down to the point you'll need a new one. For me, it was the sections by the back molars that wore down first.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (sTnpX)
What are we doing?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (t+qrx)
Rebuilding you, apparently. Berserker is bringing tools.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:35 PM (KuT6N)
Another cousin ran home and told Grandpa's Uncle that "Bob was just killed in a car wreck" and he hurried down and met the ambulance as it was about to head to the hospital.
He got in the back of the ambulance and rode to the county hospital with what he thought was his nephew, my grandfather Bob, and only when they got to the hospital did he realized that he had been riding with the body of his son.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 11:35 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (HaL55)
Same. "I don't know" is a perfectly valid answer, and it doesn't get enough respect. It's not a cop-out if it's the truth.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
You're gonna need a teacher.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:35 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (t+qrx)
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Elderly Southern gentleman will have to do. I do wear a lot of sport coats and occasionally smoke a pipe, so it might work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (9nwlC)
Fidel's oldest son committed suicide a while back, and in his suicide note, he acknowledged Justin was indeed Fidel's son and his half-brother.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (jaZqz)
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This is getting creepy.
Posted by: Cicero
Free to Choose, baby
Posted by: Milton "Miklos" Friedman at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Outstanding story. And a happy ending too.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (xIIrB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:37 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:36 PM (9nwlC)
Cap and goggles should round it out nicely.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: publius
Not the millionaire playboy yacht-jock?
Posted by: Miklos does not Instagram but heard about it at October 29, 2020 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
---->very cool anecdotes. I remember an episode of house or ER where they had to amputate a leg. The good leg was inked up "not this one" and the other "this one". you'd hate to be wrong
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 11:38 PM (zzdt2)
About six years later hubby and I were watching a 60 Minutes segment about a CA sheriff's deputy who was a serial killer.
My heart stopped when I saw his picture. It was the same man.
I had looked death in the face and never even known it.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (XxJt1)
That guy who was murdering women in the state parks out west, about 15 or 20 years ago?
My late friend Jean and her family were staying at a park, and her husband saw a man continually eyeing their two teenage daughters. On tv that night, her husband saw that he was the man being sought for the murders.
They hightailed it out of there on the spot.
L
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 11:38 PM (woTMn)
Posted by: Miklos, lound-eye at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yyowhj65
[Orange Coast Magazine]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually smokes at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
*points behind Miklos*
Look, boobs!
*grabs hogmartin's cigarette case and runs away*
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (KuT6N)
I had looked death in the face and never even known it.
Posted by: creeper
===========
Craig Peyer?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)
My mom passed away about twenty years ago.
After the funeral, me and my dad are alone in the house talking and then for two to three minutes one of her scented candles smelled like it was cranked up to eleven even though it wasn't lit, nor had it been lit for at least a week.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 29, 2020 11:40 PM (BNibN)
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:40 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Miklos, lound-eye at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
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HOOOOGAAAANNN!!!
Posted by: Col. Klink at October 29, 2020 11:40 PM (wPVhA)
a commercial real estate in AZ owned by the Heinz family
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 11:40 PM (XbH2s)
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The Allard is original I'm guessing. I'd have to pursue a copy (not altogether bad since big engine) because I don't think even 100 were made.
I once met a man who owned one at a fancypants car show a decade or so ago. I was like a little kid when I saw it in person.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:35 PM (9Om/r)
Oh I'm not going to RIDE it.
It will just be for decoration.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (nakwk)
It will just be for decoration.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
AKA Garage Queen
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Eh?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 11:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Miklos, foiled agian at October 29, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Daughter #2 is our tomboy and has always loved to be outside. Wife is gardening one day and put that daughter in one of those big flat hammocks so she could look up and watch the leaves rustle on the oak tree. (The baby is only three months old and has never tried to turn over.)
Suddenly, my wife hears a little noise and looks up just in time to see the hammock flip over on our concrete front porch. She rushes up the steps, expecting the worst. The baby is lying on her blanket on the porch, not upset at all. My wife can't figure out how a baby lying on a blanket can flip out and still be lying on the blanket. Worse, since the baby isn't crying she fears a severe head trauma.
She calls me out of my home office and I run out to the porch. I examine the baby, who looks perfectly fine to me.
My wife and I are completely perplexed, when our 3 y.o. daughter walks out the front door. She had been taking a nap in the second floor bedroom above the location of the hammock. She comes up to us with a big smile on her face and tells us she woke up because she saw an angel fly past her window. She wants to know if we saw the angel too, since we were right there in the spot the angel was flying towards.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:42 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:37 PM (HaL55)
Well, it is. And, again, somehow, it isn't. It looks like it is patterned after pre-War or early post-War Grand Prix cars, with some features just a little bit off-kilter. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:42 PM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)
Yes! OMG, that's the guy. Now I'm shaking.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (MxeFh)
About six years later hubby and I were watching a 60 Minutes segment about a CA sheriff's deputy who was a serial killer.
My heart stopped when I saw his picture. It was the same man.
I had looked death in the face and never even known it.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (XxJt1)
That guy who was murdering women in the state parks out west, about 15 or 20 years ago?
My late friend Jean and her family were staying at a park, and her husband saw a man continually eyeing their two teenage daughters. On tv that night, her husband saw that he was the man being sought for the murders.
They hightailed it out of there on the spot.
L
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
So I watch the series Supernatural, where they deal with killing ghosts demons witches monsters. I think the episodes that can be the creepiest are the ones where they think they're pursuing something and it winds up just being regular people that are the sickos doing the killing. That has to play on this fact, that even in fiction where vampires and werewolves exist its more disturbing when its just a man doing it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:37 PM (KuT6N)
It happened about 1925, so a lot of the sad is gone. Now it would be "Southern Gothic" if it hadn't happened around Centralia Washington.
Grandpa also sold Fords out of Olympia and had stories about taking new cars out on dates to drinking parties during Prohibition. One of the local college football stars puked his bootleg liquor on a fender and it peeled the paint off and Grandpa had to pay to have the car repainted.
that isn't a ghost story either, in spite of malevolent spirits being involved
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (WyVLE)
*grabs hogmartin's cigarette case and runs away*
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (KuT6N)
You think we're that gullable where a boob fake out would actually work?
Ok yeah, yeah we are. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (9Om/r)
Very interesting. There is a great book by an American historian named David Hackett Fischer called "Albion's Seed" about the four great British migrations to the US colonies that formed the template for America and still influence our politics. The last was the migration of what is commonly (and inaccurately) called the "Scots-Irish" in the US but Fischer calls the borderers - the people who came from Ulster and the Scottish-Irish border country. They came here and settled in the backwoods from NH to Georgia and later settled Texas and much of the west.
It's a fascinating read, since Fischer traces the cultural continuities of the settlers and how they adapted to a much different environment.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (HabA/)
I just enjoyed a very racist Carol Burnett show on MeTV. Harvey and Tim did a Japanese restaurant sketch. Remember that fad where the Japanese chef would cook at this grill-table where he did all this fancy knife and chopping work? I went to one of those as a kid.
Anyway, Tim was a busboy who tried to be the chef when one of them tripped. Much hilarity ensued.
They were both doing fake Jap talk, "Ahhhh so! Waki waki, socki socki". Socki sockie? Ahhh. Then Tim punches Harvey in the face.
I just laughed out loud imagining the woke snowflakes of today having meltdowns watching that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:27 PM
What year? Or do you think that was another benefit of your "free" healthcare system?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Miklos, lound-eye at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
How about half a binnacle?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:45 PM (CUhDo)
It will just be for decoration.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Well as good as you would look decorating it, it needs to be driven occasionally. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Gaius martius at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (vMCab)
You mean Stupidnatural?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
You mean Stupidnatural?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (3DJkT)
Not all entertainment needs to be high brow.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:47 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM
Can you install some Harley pipes on Hogmartin's hip? We want to be able to hear him coming from at least three blocks away!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
"This squirt container of mustard has been sitting on the same counter at a NYC deli since 1972, and has never been changed or cleaned!! HARD TO BELIEVE!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
You mean Stupidnatural?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (3DJkT)
Not all entertainment needs to be high brow.
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:47 PM (vMCab)
Oh, I know, but that show was never my cup of tea. (It could also be called a scaled down "X-Files". Except I call THAT show either C-Files or S-Files.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:49 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
patterned after pre-War or early post-War Grand Prix cars, with some
features just a little bit off-kilter. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Having two spares instead of just one looked intriguing. I saw a lot of Cobra styling cues in it, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (tkyK5)
The surgery was 2 years ago, in April, and June.
My health care isn't "free". I pay heavy taxes for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
My heart stopped when I saw his picture. It was the same man.
I had looked death in the face and never even known it.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 11:33 PM (XxJt1)
That's terrifying. Thank God you told him you were headed someplace that you'd be missed if you didn't show.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:51 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2020 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
There were some segments of Unsolved Mysteries that were quite unsettling.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:51 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:27 PM
What year? Or do you think that was another benefit of your "free" healthcare system?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:44 PM (tkyK5)
Money? 1973.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:52 PM (nakwk)
My health care isn't "free". I pay heavy taxes for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM (CUhDo)
Unfortunately there are a lot of people on both sides of the 49th Parallel that have a hard time understanding that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:52 PM (3DJkT)
Well as good as you would look decorating it, it needs to be driven occasionally. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (9Om/r)
In that case...
I will need lessons.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
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I helped a friend with a fixer-upper that turned out to be haunted and a ton of weird shit happened while he owned it. We'd measure twice and cut once and stuff wouldn't fit so we'd recheck the measurements and they'd be right, but still not match in place. We tore down boards on a wall that was getting drywall eventually over two nights, and came back to find one inch holes in the bottom row of boards evenly spaced between the joists that had definitely not been there originally.
One time we were in separate rooms and I was musing about something random and couldn't figure out the answer to a question and he shouted the answer from downstairs. I asked him why and he said he had heard me shout the question at him.
One time we took apart a dresser in what was going to be his daughters' room, and one of the latches from the top part swung down while we were setting it down and punctured the pressure board on the floor and a wet spot expanded for several minutes like it was bleeding. On another occasion, we were cleaning up after some work in that room, and an air conditioning window unit we had left in the middle of the room rocked back and forth for a minute while we watched it.
Another time when we arrived, he took a picture as a pre-shot since we were doing some exterior painting. And texted him back asking who was going through the kitchen door. He replied that it was me (methos). She then texted back wondering how that could be me when I was upstairs in the girls room. I've seen the image and sure enough, there's a guy standing in the bedroom window. The image has since disappeared from both their cell phones and neither intentionally deleted it.
Finally during the deep freeze two winters ago, the plumbing in the upstairs bathroom broke, and the electric pump just kept sending well water into the house until the fourth foot of water in the basement shorted out the electricity. When he was able to get to the house, he found a quarter inch of ice on every surface *except* the bathroom where the leak occurred. In the process of repairing the damage he found evidence of other old damage and gave up on the place after 4 years of weekends of work.
There was some weirdness in the sale too, where the buyer needed it before New Years Eve, and the banks involved agreed to the sale except for a detail of cash flow they needed to work out that no one wanted to authorize until literally the last minute, when the necessary paperwork showed up at the buyer's bank, and my friend's bank couldn't track down who had sent it.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 11:53 PM (kOpft)
Many years later, when I was a young adult, my Mom died relatively young of late stage cancer in our house. After the funeral home morticians had taken her away, my Dad, brother, and I were standing in the kitchen, dazed and in shock. I remember hearing, very distinctly, a small bell ringing. And knowing she had gotten her wings.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2020 11:54 PM (5A9IG)
What year? Or do you think that was another benefit of your "free" healthcare system?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Money? 1973.
Posted by: Insomniac
Wouldn't have made it to the Muzak system until many years later.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
Aren't we all, in our own way, forever looking for the boobs behind Miklos?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:54 PM (t+qrx)
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Well, it is. And, again, somehow, it isn't. It looks like it is patterned after pre-War or early post-War Grand Prix cars, with some features just a little bit off-kilter. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:42 PM (CUhDo)
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Yeah, I think that's why I like it so much. It *was* a race car, and the marque won a sh*tload of races against the big boys in the '40s and '50s. Shelby raced one for them, and the influence of the small British car with big-ass American engine can probably be traced back to his time with them. You can see his natural evolution into developing the Cobra if you squint a little.
Shelby's Allard is still being raced in historic events, which I love:
https://tinyurl.com/y3pykxf8
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 29, 2020 11:54 PM (9nwlC)
That guy made a bloody fortune from 6 notes.
Not even any harmony. No chords.
6 piano notes.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
Were someone to write in "Arkansas Biden Baby" for President on Tuesday, would said baby be officially awarded the vote?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (pNxlR)
Several years ago, a co-worker of mine told me a story about her neighbors, who had lived in Colorado for a while back in the late 60's -early 70's. They were sking in Aspen with their then-17 year old daughter and hanging out at the lodge and they struck up a conversation with the young guy sitting next to them, who was very charming. Their daughter was quite taken with him. It was very pleasant and then they said their goodbyes and that was the end of things.
A few years later, they were watching the news and their daughter said, "Hey look! Remember that guy we met in Aspen? That's him."
It was Ted Bundy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (nUhF0)
of the settlers and how they adapted to a much different environment.
It's easy to hear Irish folk music in bluegrass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (HaL55)
Got to read fast enough through the comments to get back to here before dozing off.
Here goes
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:32 PM (jaZqz)
And godmother duty as well, as I recall.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:34 PM (nakwk)
As well as other things.
Hey, I'm Nigerian.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Miklos, being a stickler at October 29, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
There was some weirdness in the sale too, where the buyer needed it before New Years Eve, and the banks involved agreed to the sale except for a detail of cash flow they needed to work out that no one wanted to authorize until literally the last minute, when the necessary paperwork showed up at the buyer's bank, and my friend's bank couldn't track down who had sent it.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 11:53 PM (kOpft)
I'm creeped out.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 11:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (5Yk8D)
But you've got guns, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)
Did any of y'all see Melania's speech and introduction of teh Donald at one of the Florida rallies today?
Trump was standing next to her with a big shit-eating grin on his face the whole time. I imagine she didn't really want to do this sort of thing, and Trump told her "Come on honey, they'll love you! You'll be a hit. YUGE!". That grin and the expressions he was making when he looked at her was, "See, see! I told you they'd love ya'!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:50 PM
I guess when I made the little air quotes with my fingers around the word "free" it did not make it from my computer to your monitor. I blame Zuckerberg!
P.S. People at the TxMoMe said I need to meet you some time - since I am also an oil peon.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (tkyK5)
As well as other things.
Hey, I'm Nigerian.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 11:53 PM (kOpft)
Did he ever do any research on it?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (tkyK5)
yeah I got about a 1/2 dozen sets laying around. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (9Om/r)
When I was little, I was afraid of cemeteries. My dad told me, "Honey, it's not the dead you have to fear. It's the living."
Dad was wise.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (HabA/)
We'd measure twice and cut once and stuff wouldn't fit so we'd recheck the measurements and they'd be right, but still not match in place.
There actually is a semi-rational explanation for this: nothing in the house was "plumb." I've read that some old homes have zero number of true 90-degree angles anymore, because everything has been shaken one way or the other so many times in the decades since they were built.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, banzai!! at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
A few years later, they were watching the news and their daughter said, "Hey look! Remember that guy we met in Aspen? That's him."
It was Ted Bundy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (HabA/)
Oh. My. God.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 11:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:00 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)
I am too!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
To be clear, when I said "Muzak", it was whatever sound system they piped in to the OR, and adjacent rooms. Most likely Sirius satellite radio, I guess. It was Pink Floyd, not a sound sorta-like copy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:00 AM (CUhDo)
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I've cut this three times already and it's still too short!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 12:00 AM (9nwlC)
what did your parents do when they got home?
also, Methos, eeek!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:00 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)
True story.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (xIIrB)
IDK about you, but I was a trained shot when I was eight years old. I knew where the guns were, and how to load them, and how to use them.
While I might not have had the wherewithal to shoot someone, I sure as hell could have scared him and I certainly would have squeezed off a round or two to bring attention right quick.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:01 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: hogmartin
Grammaw always said, that boy's got eyes in the back o' his head.
Posted by: Miklos, also needing X-Ray Glasses at October 30, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
A few months after the Fukushima reactor disaster, and tidal wave, in Hokkaido, so the story goes, a cabbie picked up an odd fare one night-- a pale looking young woman who got in the back of the cab without saying a word. She gave the cabbie an address. The cabbie said, "I'm sorry, miss, but that whole village was washed out to..." There was no-one in the back of the cab.
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2020 12:01 AM (Cssks)
So many Spooky tales! Y'all need the proper sound effect - https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (VUAWr)
And hey, there are much worse shows, especially in that genre, unfortunately for me.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (9Om/r)
If you ever make it up to Michigan, the MSU salvage yard has some organ pipes from the old alumni chapel.
https://stoatnet.org/organpipes.jpg
Composing Toccata and Fugue for V-Twin is left as an exercise to the reader.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:48 PM (tkyK5)
yeah I got about a 1/2 dozen sets laying around. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (9Om/r)
We'll turn him into Iida from My Hero Academia.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)
So my ghost story......
Our very bestest friend passed from brain cancer in April 2014. July 4th 2014 we were celebrating our country on the top of a houseboat on Lake Powell. All of a sudden we had this energy around us. I was taking pictures at the time and when I downloaded my pics.......there was Donny clear as day
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Stephen King at October 30, 2020 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Having redone two houses, I can attest to this. You can have it square, level or plumb but you can't have all three.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:03 AM (qQnCr)
P.S. People at the TxMoMe said I need to meet you some time - since I am also an oil peon.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (tkyK5)
Heh! I would enjoy a meetup, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:03 AM (CUhDo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
Given how many earthquakes my own house has experienced since it was built in 1952, I shudder to think how out-of-plumb everything is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
***screams and pulls covers over head***
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (TdMsT)
Composing Toccata and Fugue for V-Twin is left as an exercise to the reader.
Posted by: hogmartin
Whoa, dude.
Major bong action!
My Dad has a bitchin' set of tools
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Spicoli at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
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Ha. That reminds me, I saw a guy with a Halloween t-shirt that said "I'm only here for the boos"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
Be careful on that gimmick infringement buddy. You don't see me talking about having people for dinner do you?
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM
...then finds Zettai lurking under the covers...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (VUAWr)
Posted by: hogmartin
*scratches head* You mean checking the weekly sock rankings?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (5A9IG)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)
It will just be for decoration.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
..And if your date said that about YOU?
*runs serpentine*
*dies tired*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
***screams and pulls covers over head***
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (TdMsT)
:}. I read 2 of those stories and stopped. I have a very vivid imagination. And very weird dreams every night.y
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Miklos was in Maine one (1) time, aquatic cockroaches were pretty good at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
He collects purported paranormal videos from around the internet and gives you a vid of usually five every week.
Arab ghostbusters are surpringly entertaining and Chinese ones believe in out bad adding the spirits.
He doesn't state whether any of them a real or not, as his standard pay off line goes, "Genuine ghost caught on camera or just an elaborate hoax? You decide."
I'd say that the big majority of them are:
Obviously people being mistaken. If you're gonna poke around an old abandoned house late at night then you're gonna run into homeless guys, raccoons and vermin are a thing, and, dude, that's your shadow.
Or hoaxs, whether staged by the ones shooting it or a trick played on them by someone.
But there's always enough intriguing ones and a few "what the actual fuck?!!" genuinely spooky baffling ones, to keep you watching.
One that particularly comes to mind is the Paraguayan news crew who picked up unearthly children's screams of terror on the soundtrack of a live news report at a house in which a family was murdered by the father just months before. The sounds were not heard at the scene but on the TV's of those watching the live broadcast. Jesus, that one made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.
Anyway, here's the link to his channel, it's fun.
https://tinyurl.com/yydboe72
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (oaWXk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (9nwlC)
My son really liked JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Any recommendations from that starting point?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (tkyK5)
Major bong action!
My Dad has a bitchin' set of tools
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Spicoli at October 30, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Ah, you're looking for the used laboratory glass. Three rows down, south end of the warehouse.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
My grandfather was a carpenter, and a real one. He gave up house building because he couldn't get satisfactory wood--in 1928. So, a perfectionist. He went into cabinet making so he could pick each piece.
He built his wife a house in Renton, just south of Seattle. He built it like a cabinet, with joinery and select woods. When they put in the freeway, he moved that house uphill a block so they wouldn't destroy it.
There was not one crack in the plaster, one door that stuck, or even a popped joint. And it was square, plumb and level, all at once.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (qQnCr)
...then finds Zettai lurking under the covers...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (VUAWr)
Oh my GOD you're in the HOUSE!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 11:46 PM (3DJkT)
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Heh, my wife calls is HunkyNatural
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (MAsS4)
Posted by: escargot at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)
I liked Grimm, up until they made his love interest that hexenbeast chick.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (KuT6N)
He must have taken his time building it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
You should try the marine cockroaches next time...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (VUAWr)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (MAsS4)
Studlynatural
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (qQnCr)
Built houses? Stores? Banks?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (KuT6N)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)
Well lets hope the high lasts a year. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)
...then finds Zettai lurking under the covers...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:06 AM (VUAWr)
Oh my GOD you're in the HOUSE!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (nakwk)
:}. I read 2 of those stories and stopped. I have a very vivid imagination. And very weird dreams every night.y
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (7Y5nA)
So do I.
I'm not normally a fearful person but I'm feeling very spooked tonight.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 30, 2020 12:08 AM (MAsS4)
Studlynatural
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (nUhF0)
They would usually have pretty hot chicks on it too.
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (vMCab)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (5Yk8D)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (nakwk)
You guys are scaring the shit outta me!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (TdMsT)
Very old houses might not have been plumb and square and flat to begin with, but just as close as they could get.
My grandmother's old house, which burned down in the '90s was built on a foundation of rock piers. It was built around the 1900s, IRC. And it was built without power tools.
They'd dig out holes for the piers, and stack flat rock, as flat as they could find, and they'd get it as close to level as they could. It was perfect, but close.
And then the framing was done with hand saws.
Just imagine what it was like to do all the work with hand tools.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (qQnCr)
Built houses? Stores? Banks?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:09 AM (t+qrx)
We have long generations. He built the first Sears Roebuck catalog store in Nebraska. He logged in Wisconsin, where he met his bride.
The best part is that, while he was about 20 years her senior, he was the baby of his family, and his dad had another family he left behind in Norway and never told anyone about until his death bed. So, I have a great grandfather who was born literally aeons ago, and a whole missing branch of the family who are filthy Scandies.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe
it was a good show until they basically joined antifa
also the police chief - hubba hubba!
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (zr5Kq)
Good night; sleep tight; don't let the bedbugs bite.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (/+bwe)
Dad was wise.
I learned not to fear cemeteries from Benny Hill. He had a short rhyme:
Why do they have fences around graveyards?
It's silly beyond a doubt.
The people outside don't want to go in,
And the people inside can't get out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (VUAWr)
First was a dream where I was entering my childhood home and my late parents were sitting there and everything looked exactly like it did when I was a teenager. They were smiling at me. There was someone looking out the window with her back to me. She turned around and my mom said, "I'd like you to meet Diane. You haven't seen her for a long time."
Diane was my twin. She died when we were 13 hours old.
That dream still gives me a warm feeling.
The other dream was funny. I answered the phone and it was mom calling from heaven. I said (in a very matter of fact way) "how do you like it there?"
She said, "it's OK, except they don't give you any money here."
(Mom loved to shop, so it sounded just like something she would say.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:07 AM (tkyK5)
Hmm. One Piece, maybe? Though it's got like 800 episodes by now so catching up is a full time job. Mob Psycho 100 is supposed to be pretty good.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)
I'm not normally a fearful person but I'm feeling very spooked tonight.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
Well it is the anniversary of those grisly murders in that house on the hill.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:11 AM (nUhF0)
Holy shit he is sexy.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:13 AM (KuT6N)
https://tinyurl.com/yyowhj65
[Orange Coast Magazine]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 11:39 PM (an7Mv)
Ugh. I made it about halfway through this. Had to quit when my heart started to go pitty-pat and my brain started tapes that don't ever need to be played again.
I did indeed get off lightly. Thanks for the perspective.
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 12:13 AM (XxJt1)
Yeah, I had gotten to that point in the series, but I never finished it completely (got behind on episodes and never caught up). I was disappointed in that direction they took, too. Then again, I always preferred the episodes where they were just hunting new monsters as opposed to the overarching story, for the most part.
Also, Supernatural has a kick-ass car, so it's got that going for it.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:13 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:13 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (HabA/)
You may recall that Our Lord was protected by a dream sent to St. Joseph. Take those dreams for what they are worth to you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (qQnCr)
So my wife and I were out driving country roads and got a little lost. We stopped at a ranch for directions. We had stumbled into Some kind of a cult ritual. Couldn't figure out how to get back to the car without causing an uproar so we stayed.
And met the nicest batch of morons you could ever hope to meet.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:04 AM (7Y5nA)
Boo who?
Don't cry, it'll get better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)
Great, now I'm going to have the One Piece theme song stuck in my head.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (KuT6N)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (/+bwe)
With my husband's usual gas, we don't worry much about bugs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:15 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM (7Y5nA)
Stop it ! Stop it!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2020 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Yes! OMG, that's the guy. Now I'm shaking.
Posted by: creeper
==========
I figured it was him, the cop/serial killer, not many of those in San Diego County. He's rotting away now, and an underpass where he killed his final victim is named after her still after all these years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2020 12:15 AM (G51Gf)
In my high school (boarding school), we did have some ghosty stories, but I'm too lazy to try to remember and type any out right now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:15 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Zettai
Maybe, but those cost MONEY
Posted by: Not vert discriminating Miklos at October 30, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Look up the story of Robin Graham in California, who disappeared in 1970. Her case is *still* open with the LAPD.
It's because of her that there are call boxes on highways.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
When she was in icu she remembers Donny coming to her and saying.......it's not your time yet
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
I could never get into One Piece. Always heard great things, but the animation style always bugged me. I watched Fairy Tail (also with catchy music), which is about as close to One Piece's style as I could get.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:14 AM (Jzz++)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (KuT6N)
You are so much fun to be around. I hate the thought of having to wait another year to see you again.
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:02 AM (t+qrx)
I think those pipes work best on an H-engine.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 11:57 PM (nakwk)
Lol, yeah, and it may be a good idea to start locking the doors too. And now I feel guilty telling my kids there used to be a zombie clown living by our creek
Posted by: Mishdog at October 30, 2020 12:18 AM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)
"Let's hide behind the chain saws!"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (7Y5nA)
There is a show I like on ID called Disappeared. Some of the cases are resolved, some not. It's pretty good.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (KuT6N)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:03 AM (qQnCr)
It's even more difficult in higher dimensions.
Posted by: On Flatland on the other hand... at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM
Thanks. But 800 episodes! I see they came up with programming for insomniacs and meth-heads.
Son is currently kicking butt in college. I think I will forward your recommendations next summer!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (tkyK5)
I didn't watch One Piece myself, my son watched it a lot when he was younger.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (KuT6N)
Long-ass generations.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:20 AM (qQnCr)
Another creepy story... when Ted Bundy was still a young teenager in either the 1950s or 60s, a young girl disappeared right from his neighborhood.
Bundy swore he didn't abduct the girl, but what happened to her was eerily similar to his own MO.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:15 AM (9hauA)
Just yell BOO! And watch people jump.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: jeff at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (hYRx9)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:12 AM
Thanks. But 800 episodes! I see they came up with programming for insomniacs and meth-heads.
Son is currently kicking butt in college. I think I will forward your recommendations next summer!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (tkyK5)
Indeed. There's all kinds of good stuff out there. Fullmetal Alchemist is one of my favorites of all time.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
My mom died at exactly 4 pm on a November day in '85. I had caught a flight from DC to Chicago that morning and then had an hour layover at O'Hare.
She died an hour after I got home. It's like she hung on until all her kids were there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:13 AM (iHy1k)
yeah, shame its a 4 door. It has a huge engine though, a 502" big block. Thats nasty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (7Y5nA)
LOL. "Head for the cemetery!"
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:22 AM (KuT6N)
I didn't watch One Piece myself, my son watched it a lot when he was younger.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (KuT6N)
The treasure of Gold Roger!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:22 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)
There's a fighting game based on it. And he is in the game.
Apparently it a 3 person team fighting game. So you select him on your team, and you don't get to play as him. All you get is a window of him running and a countdown timer. All your other 2 characters have to do is survive the 3 on 2 fight until the timer hits zero, and then you win.
Posted by: buzzion at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (vMCab)
LOL. "Head for the cemetery!"
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:22 AM (KuT6N)
LMAO!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (7Y5nA)
If Biden loses on Tuesday, that commercial could easily sum up the Dem party. "Trump is scary! Let's nominate Joe Biden!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:24 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (/UQ/R)
Dumb question - how can you tell the margins are blown?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:24 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (/UQ/R)
Wasn't me!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:24 AM (nakwk)
I'm sure my Mom could him the Sailor Moon theme still, with as much as I watched it when I was in middle school and high school.
I'm in my early 30s, so anime was becoming a bit thing stateside around that time, moreso than in the 1980s. I'm surprised my mom didn't go insane with how much I went on about it and the comic book form, manga.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:24 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Miklos, who entirely coincidentally just lit a cigarrette at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r)
Sleeper.
They win races and collect pinks.
Fear the Sleeper.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: vmom - chump4trump at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:23 AM (/UQ/R)
Probably Kamala. She'll blow anything.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:26 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:26 AM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (Cssks)
"Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame..."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:26 AM (3DJkT)
And over something everyone already knows about...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 30, 2020 12:26 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:21 AM (9Om/r)
Hey, anything that gets people in my generation to like muscle cars over modern imports is gold in my book!
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:26 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:22 AM (KuT6N)
Affectionately)
Goofball!
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: A Penguin at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 30, 2020 12:19 AM (7Y5nA)
LOL. "Head for the cemetery!"
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 30, 2020 12:22 AM (KuT6N)
The new place I'm looking it is close to a cemetery from the 1800's. Its a tad spooky looking. The few houses on the street aren't that old, but have big properties. I'm hoping that the cemetery is the original size.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miklos, obstinately obtuse at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (/UQ/R)
I believe that there is a right to ampersands listed in the Constitution.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:28 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:28 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: megthered at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (SM/op)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM (/UQ/R)
I've never noticed how that's done but then I don't read the blog on my phone much.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM (Cssks)
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Lavrenti Beria cried like a little girl.
Sorry. I just enjoy throwing that out there.
Posted by: A Penguin at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (wPVhA)
When my dad was in high school, he knew someone who had an innocuous looking car with a crap engine. He'd challenge people to meet him in a short period of time (half hour maybe a bit longer?) across town to race for money. Apparently, the guy had changing out his engine down to a freaking science and could swap in a more powerful one in that much time. Won a decent amount of money that way, I guess.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (iHy1k)
Long-ass generations.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 12:20 AM (qQnCr)
*****************
One of my favourite weird facts is that the current Queen's mother died in 2002 at the age of 101.
She - the Queen Mother - had a sister who died as a child a few years before the QM's birth in 1900.
So that means that one sister died in the nineteen century while the other died in the twenty first.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:30 AM (oaWXk)
My brother lives by an old cemetery which actually has a veteran from the War of 1812 buried there.
Nobody seems to know the story of how a guy who fought in the War of 1812 ended up buried in the wilds of Wisconsin. One of those restless pioneer types no doubt.
I remember Alexis Tocqueville traveled all over the country in the 1830's and wrote about visiting the frontier - which was Michigan in those days.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:32 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: anon at October 30, 2020 12:32 AM (+Nied)
Try reading it on a tablet and you'll get enlightened pretty quickly...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 29, 2020 11:00 PM (xIIrB)
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omg
True story. My cousin was about three years old and her mom (my aunt) took her to the zoo. Crowded day. Little Cousin wandered away a few yards and her mom suddenly noticed, went over and took her hand. A woman standing right next to my cousin looked into my aunt's eyes and said "It's a good thing you came over when you did, because if you hadn't, you would never have seen her again. And I mean *ever*."
Honestly, I wonder if that was an encounter with someone like Georgia Tann.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (G51Gf)
How a culture views cemeteries is a funny difference. Asian buyers would not go near homes adjacent to, or in view of a cemetery. Other cultures we dealt with particularly wanted the adjacent lots cause the neighbors were quiet.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:55 PM (HaL55)
And clogging is clearly descended from step dancing.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:30 AM (oaWXk)
That's just crazy. I know there's a weird thing in the US with the grandsons still living of a man who was President in the early 1800s or something, but I can't remember the name off hand.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:25 AM
Nope, not scared. Your voice wasn't quite loud enough.
Here, I will let you borrow my "coaching middle school girls at a 120-team volleyball tournament" voice!
Now try it.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:35 AM (tkyK5)
Sorry. I just enjoy throwing that out there.
Posted by: A Penguin at October 30, 2020 12:29 AM (wPVhA)
Yep. And they gagged him to shut him up.
Wanna see his house? Easy. Just stop by the Tunisian embassy in Moscow.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:35 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (VUAWr)
Does not surprise me.
Dzugashvili did not take his own demise well, according to those present to witness it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:30 AM (oaWXk)
That's just crazy. I know there's a weird thing in the US with the grandsons still living of a man who was President in the early 1800s or something, but I can't remember the name off hand.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (iHy1k)
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I think that Grandson you're talking about died just a week or so ago.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (oaWXk)
His buddy kept pestering him: is there football in heaven ?
Please tell me there's football in heaven !
Guy says " I've got good news and bad news; the good news is there's football in heaven."
" The bad news is you're starting Sunday"
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SphereGoth! at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (KAi1n)
May parents had divorced not long before. So it was my mom, me, and younger brother. It was an unhappy time. We were poor and struggling.
My mom managed to rent a house for cheap. We had almost no possessions. We were sleeping in one of the front rooms in sleeping bags.
There was a large, open upstairs area that me and my brother immediately claimed as our roughhousing area. He was four years younger.
We were up there one night not long after moving in. We had cheap plastic poker chips, which we were throwing at one another. They make a heck of a projectile. Good, dumb fun for boys.
Suddenly, we froze and locked eyes across the room, and then we simultaneously fled downstairs. Something was wrong. We were good and scared. But we could not have told you why. I can't tell you why now. I just knew we should be elsewhere.
We wrote this off pretty quickly. Without any discussion. There was nothing to discuss.
We used the upstairs less and less though in the days that followed. I'd still go up there to be alone occasionally. Typical moody teenager. I'd listen to metal on my walkman. I'd always sit in a spot with my back to a wall that allowed me to see the whole room. Couldn't say why exactly, but I did not want any approach unobserved. No blind spots. It was winter, and WI's winter is cold. But it was always colder upstairs. Quite a bit colder.
Not too much later the nighttime noises began. It would happen when we had turned off all the lights to go to sleep, and only then. There would be these staccato booms from upstairs, like someone lifted a large piece of furniture high overhead and dropped it on a hardwood floor. This would be followed by a grating sound, like someone was using an awl to peel up the wood from the floor. This would go on for some time. It was loud.
All three of us heard this. We were sleeping near one another. So we all knew we were hearing the same thing. It was unexplainable and scary.
I'd get up early in the morning to take a bath before school. Being winter it was still dark then. The ceiling of the downstairs bedroom was particularly high. I began to feel watched in the mornings. It was unpleasant, menacing.
We didn't have a lot of options. So we lived there at least a few months. Nothing to be done. The noises came every night once they began. We just ignored things as best we could. We stopped going upstairs altogether after they began.
We eventually moved and what a relief it was. We went upstairs during the day, collected the handful of things we had left up there and got out of dodge.
I can't say what happened in that house or why. I fault no one for not believing a word of it. I wouldn't if it had not happened to me. I'm skeptical of paranormal or supernatural explanations. But I can't come up with a rational alternative. I've heard the noises an empty house makes. Empty houses can be quite noisy. But this was not that.
You could not pay me to return.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 30, 2020 12:37 AM (H5knJ)
looking car with a crap engine. He'd challenge people to meet him in a
short period of time (half hour maybe a bit longer?) across town to race
for money. Apparently, the guy had changing out his engine down to a
freaking science and could swap in a more powerful one in that much
time. Won a decent amount of money that way, I guess.
Had a HS buddy who owned a very buttoned-down Coronet 500. It looked like something a little old lady would drive only to church on Sundays, otherwise it would stay in the garage. Maroon with a black vinyl top, stock wheels and covers. Perfect sleeper.
You'd never know it had a 383 Magnum and a four-speed unless you looked inside. Damn, that thing was fast, even stock. Naturally, it didn't stay that way for long.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 12:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (oaWXk)
I think you're right, though at one point he had 2 living grandsons in this century. Weird stuff to think about, though, either way.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (XxJt1)
How a culture views cemeteries is a funny difference. Asian buyers
would not go near homes adjacent to, or in view of a cemetery. Other
cultures we dealt with particularly wanted the adjacent lots cause the
neighbors were quiet.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:33 AM (Jzz++)
Well the house is on a little over 2 acres, and if you stand at the far front corner of the yard you can see the cemetery, but not from the house. I don't think I would be digging that if I looked out the front windows and saw the cemetery.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM
Normally, I would love to come over and help you dig out a basement for your man cave. But in this case, you're on your own man!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (tkyK5)
Tyrant, captor of humanity. Tyrant, conqueror of them of all. Tyrant, hideous destructor. Tyrant, every man shall fall.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:40 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (VUAWr)
Does not surprise me.
Dzugashvili did not take his own demise well, according to those present to witness it.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:36 AM (3DJkT)
************************
The movie The Death of Stalin, while not strictly historically on the nose, is hilarious and rips the piss out of communism really effectively. Which is a surprise in itself as the screenplay was written by an arch (but very funny) lefty Armando Ianucci.
I'd really recommend it.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 12:41 AM (oaWXk)
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2020 12:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:27 AM
Normally, I would love to come over and help you dig out a basement for your man cave. But in this case, you're on your own man!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (tkyK5)
*hey there is a tunnel !...where does it go ??
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:42 AM (zr5Kq)
grandsons still living of a man who was President in the early 1800s or
something, but I can't remember the name off hand."
That's President John Tyler (1841-1844) who assumed office on the death of William Henry Harrison. I believe he still has one grandson left.....
Posted by: spike at October 30, 2020 12:42 AM (VxxX3)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (3DJkT)
Yeah, I am amazed it's hit so often.
Posted by: Still aiming for IVXLCD on 334 at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM (zr5Kq)
Thank you! I thought it was Tyler, but I wasn't sure and didn't feel like checking.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (iHy1k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (oQxGC)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
"sounds like there is party down there !"
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:45 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:45 AM (wPVhA)
When she was in icu she remembers Donny coming to her and saying.......it's not your time yet
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
========
I've got one of those, too.
A cousin of mine got sick, I don't know how it started, but his symptoms cascaded. Sepsis, heart failure, lungs out, on and on, the nurse told us to prepare because he was "actively dying." You've never seen so many tubes, I mean it.
Miraculously, he came out of his coma, and his sister said he was talking like their late father. Same topics, same accent, same vocab. He recovered slowly in what every medical professional involved in the case said was a miracle.
He said that he had a dream during that time when he was swimming across a river. Got to the other side and there were a bunch of people there he didn't recognize. He thought, "I don't belong here," so he headed back to the river. He said swimming back across that river was the hardest thing he'd ever done, but his father showed up swimming alongside him, talking to him the whole time about his own life, urging him to get across while he (cousin) was struggling the struggle of his life, until dad got him to the other shore. Then he came out of his coma. He's alive now, talks about that "dream."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2020 12:45 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:43 AM
I have told my wife that is where I want to be buried. Hopefully, I can get our farm up to a nice enough condition that my heirs will want to keep it in the family.
I would love to look down from a nice spot on a hill at my great-great grandchildren.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM (rt0xh)
We will catch up soon
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:48 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM (tkyK5)
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*sniff*
I hope it happens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:48 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Yu must hav rlly small phone
Posted by: Mkls at October 30, 2020 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
That said I don't think people who say they have are all incorrect.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (2DOZq)
There was an episode of the TV show Quincy, M.E. where a storm flooded a cemetery and started a mud slide. Coffins slid down a hill and into a neighborhood.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 10:12 PM (LjimO)
And marries the father of her children.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 10:40 PM (f0uhy)
I almost spit my coffee onto the monitor on this one...lol
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (rt0xh)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM
See it worked! (Of course, now I am really scared.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (tkyK5)
out a basement for your man cave. But in this case, you're on your own
man!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:38 AM (tkyK5)
Yeah thank god the house already has a 30X90 basement. A friend of mine built the house. I'll need to get him drunk and see if he dug anything up when he built it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM (tkyK5)
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*sniff*
I hope it happens.
Posted by: Cicero
One assumes the tallest Tower of one's own castle and keep
Posted by: Miklos, gettin' all Medieval at October 30, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)
Naw that's just me
Posted by: Ceiling Cat at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (rt0xh)
Hospitalizations from reactions are up 250% over previous years.
I'm not saying don't take it. Go for it. Get three or four flu shots if you like.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:47 PM (0jBRT)
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i get the flu shot *every* year and have been for decades.
ZERO reaction this year, not even a bit of stiffness near the injection site.
i call "bullshit".
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now see?
We can have nice thought-things.
Posted by: Emile "Miklos" Coue at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (oQxGC)
The prototype.
It had McNamara's F-111 stank all OVER it. TF-Fail engines be damned.
Later versions shed that noxious taint.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2020 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:34 AM (iHy1k)
I think it's John Tyler. I think the deal was that he fathered a child when he was very old, and that child fathered a child when he was very old, and that man lived to be very old.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
New Orleans had that happen a few times, coffins floating on streets because of floods. Or so I was told. Very unsanitary.
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (zr5Kq)
I understand the sentiment. My parents built their dream home and actively expressed a desire to keep it in the family, as kind of a compound or family retreat. When they both had passed it was a real sense of letting them down that none of the kids wanted the place enough to keep it and buy out the other siblings.
Hopefully you are able to look down on someone enjoying it as much as you, and if they are lucky, they will be your grandchildren
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing whiskey as a preventattive, but not a "prophylactic" on the contrary at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
We will catch up soon
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 30, 2020 12:47 AM
No problem. I just wanted to make sure I got your info into my list!
I hope you guys had fun on your post MoMe adventures.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (tkyK5)
Two weeks later, JL was murdered.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (HaL55)
Instead you share outlandish tales that couldn't possibly be true (could they?) and everyone simply accepts the reality of them. Fantastic!
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Billy S
Taking my crystal off to bed. Sweet dreams to all.
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: runner
You know you're having a bad day when a dead person in a coffin cuts you off in traffic!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Thank you! I thought it was Tyler, but I wasn't sure and didn't feel like checking.
Posted by: JediArashi at October 30, 2020 12:44 AM (iHy1k)
https://tinyurl.com/y67eeqw5
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:56 AM (jK8Z7)
ZERO reaction this year, not even a bit of stiffness near the injection site.
i call "bullshit".
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (Ci6sH)
You're in California and I'm not EVEN going to ask about the "injection" site.
Now, pull yer damned pants up and stand up straight, willya?
/SNRK!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2020 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
what did your parents do when they got home?
They called the sheriff. Nothing ever came of it.
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 30, 2020 12:56 AM (jvQ5d)
Posted by: runner
In New Orleans, being New Orleans, everybody is "buried" above ground.
Posted by: Miklos-Marie Laveau at October 30, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:54 AM (jK8Z7)
Evidently, his canoe wasn't tippy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:56 AM (ZBWHO)
I had this weird feeling of uneasiness, like something somewhere was about to go really wrong, but had no idea what it was about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:57 AM (L2ZTs)
Was this back when amps were anvil heavy (thinking of my brother's old SVT)?
Posted by: Ceiling Cat at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (ZBWHO)
Posted by: runner
You know you're having a bad day when a dead person in a coffin cuts you off in traffic!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
When I was a kid I remember a Ripley's Believe It Or Not about a man from Newfoundland or Nova Scotia who died in Galveston, then in the 1900 storm his coffin was swept out to sea, eventually was caught up in the Gulf Stream, and made its way to Canada. Believe it or not.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: qdpsteve
In New Orleans, at certain times, a legitimate and accepted excuse for being late to work (or not showing up at all) is "I got caught in the (insert name of Krewe) getting ready for their parade!"
Posted by: Miklos, a laissez les bon temps kinda guy at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5lkoodt
- is available to rent out at weekends and is haunted as fuck.
I know people who have heard and seen weird things up in those woods around that tower.
Ł292 (about $380) for two nights self catering. And car parking is a half a mile walk through the woods.
Lovely up there in the daytime though.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 30, 2020 01:00 AM (oaWXk)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 01:00 AM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (jK8Z7)
Oh, and to be buried in Galveston these days, your casket has to either be covered with a concrete cover or weighted so it won't float up. That part's true.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 30, 2020 01:01 AM (jK8Z7)
It was the 17th Tomcat built and was used for bomb carriage and separation tests. Later rebuilt to -130 standards. Was stricken off charge in 2001.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:01 AM (oQxGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM
My wife used to yell "drop dead" when she was cut off in traffic. If she had the power to put bad drivers into coffins, the population of our fair city would be substantially reduced.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2020 01:01 AM (tkyK5)
Only one that troubled me, was the one doing the backstroke.
*shudder*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You bad, amusingly so, but bad, bad boy!
Posted by: James "Jane" Buchanan at October 30, 2020 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Funny thing: in the early 1980s it was closed and the city of Norwalk authorized an apartment complex to be built there.
One of my bosses told me, they found, unearthed and re-buried every body... except *one,* that they couldn't find.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:03 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (t+qrx)
No, once the sale went through, he was just glad to be done with it.
The previous owner had given it to his mother to live in, out of the way, and she was very Catholic (not a criticism, so is my friend), in my friend found a lot of statues and such. We kept finding children's stuff (socks and small toys and such), mostly in the bedroom and the bathroom where the leak happened, but we never sorted out whose those were.
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2020 01:04 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Aaaand flips you off !
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:05 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:05 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, who admits to have done some "whaling" at October 30, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Aaaand flips you off !
Posted by: runner
AND IN A FUCKING TESLA
Posted by: Miklos, for emphasis at October 30, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Coming soon: Tesla hearses!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)
The farmer who owned the land before our house was built was shot in the back of the head while out walking his trap lines, not far from where our house now stands. His murder is still unsolved. As soon as it starts getting cold each year, we randomly see him walk across the front yard and then disappear. We figure he's still walking his trap line and has no idea he's dead.
The other ghost is the farmer's niece, who bought the land cheap from the farmer's widow. She and her husband built the house. She kisses you good night if you sleep in the back bedroom. Disconcerting, but not scary, per se.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2020 01:09 AM (E8JQx)
Posted by: Miklosian Logic LLP at October 30, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 01:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:11 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:11 AM (oQxGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
There are ten people I could shoot.
And if it saves just one life....
It would.
Posted by: Miklosian Expanded Logic LLP at October 30, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
fancy a spooky experience abroad this place just half a mile up the hill
and into the woods from my house -
Wow. Wouldst that we couldst. That is an amazing little place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:13 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Self driving
Posted by: Miklosian Logic LLP at October 30, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Combined hearse and crematorium. The doors all lock, and the battery pack ignites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 01:14 AM (ZBWHO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 11:30 PM (rt0xh)
Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 11:31 PM (KuT6N)
Yep, under promised and over delivered. Still lots of folks in my area not so lucky. One of my musician friends is out there part of the line crews fixing this. Prayers for them!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 01:15 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 30, 2020 12:37 AM (H5knJ)
Wow. Another extremely creepy experience.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 30, 2020 01:15 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now see?
That's why AOP makes the big bucks.
Posted by: Miklosian Theory into Practice SA de CV at October 30, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 01:14 AM
Then re-ignites, and re-ignites again, and...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 01:17 AM (VUAWr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:19 AM (HaL55)
this: nothing in the house was "plumb." I've read that some old homes
have zero number of true 90-degree angles anymore, because everything
has been shaken one way or the other so many times in the decades since
they were built.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
I can confirm that. We built a new frame in another bedroom to put drywall up for exactly that reason. There were fewer issues once that was done, but still some.
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Methos, is that New England ?
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 11:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Unincorporated area of Indiana. It's surrounded on three sides by farmland (a strip along the road was developed...whenever it was and this was the last of those plots).
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2020 01:20 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Makes "Going Out Of Business" easier at October 30, 2020 01:20 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:11 AM (oQxGC)
Named..
Christine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:20 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RTW at October 30, 2020 01:21 AM (jJlJu)
About two years ago in a dream it was revealed to me that God is love. Perfect love that we can't even comprehend. Look at the Divine mercy image to catch a glimpse of what i saw. God knows us each better than we know ourselves and he loves us perfectly. I had this profound dream that told me it's going to be OK. Everything is true. The stories in the Bible are truth. God loves us and wants us to come to him. Not ready? He will wait.
It came to me in a dream. Not scary not anything that i had not been told. But now i know deep in my soul. He wants us all he loves us so much he left the choice up to us.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 30, 2020 01:21 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:24 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2020 01:24 AM (4X5xS)
Haunted Hotel for an overnight Poker tournament.
Played on a table that both US Grant, AND Mark Twain played on.
Many there felt uncomfortable about 3 in the morning.
I felt something, but more welcoming, than horrific.
Was.... enlightening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:24 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RTW at October 30, 2020 01:21 AM (jJlJu)
I have heard of Antarctic explorers who had all their teeth pulled and replaced with dentures for that reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 01:25 AM (ZBWHO)
Was this back when amps were anvil heavy (thinking of my brother's old SVT)?
Posted by: Ceiling Cat at October 30, 2020 12:59 AM (rt0xh)
Well they were late 60s/early 70's marshall 100 watt superlead amps. Yeah not as heavy as SVT ampegs, but not real light. Probably around 50-60 pounds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 01:25 AM (9Om/r)
https://tinyurl.com/y2l88ow9
Posted by: Moves on to the mayor's desk at October 30, 2020 01:27 AM (BBWrU)
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:43 PM (vMCab)
I did some research in grad school (got 2 papers out of it) on this 15th Century French Baron and officer under Joan of Arc, Gilles de Rais. Who was obviously the inspiration for such legends. Killed possibly hundreds of children. In the end he was caught & hanged before being burned.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 01:28 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)
You wouldn't want to get the "dead man's hand" at that table!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:31 AM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/y2l88ow9
Posted by: Moves on to the mayor's desk at October 30, 2020 01:27 AM (BBWrU)
Lead bullets and nerve gas FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 01:31 AM (ZBWHO)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:11 AM (zr5Kq)
LOL
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 30, 2020 01:32 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:33 AM (GMoOh)
You wouldn't want to get the "dead man's hand" at that table!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:31 AM (L2ZTs)
Was actually pretty funny.
Was a Texas Hold Em tourney... a game I really don't know well.
But I knocked out a guy at our table who had been in Televised Tournaments.... he had to buy back in.
Cracked me up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:34 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
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naw.
i'm in the business, i know what's in them, and i don't do paranoid.
if there was Evil Inside, i would know.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 01:34 AM (Ci6sH)
The shows make some of those players look godlike, but they have lots of losing days you never hear about.
And I miss playing live Texas Hold'em like crazy. I'll probably end up driving to San Diego county early next year to play again. Stupid LA county lockdowns.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:35 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 30, 2020 01:38 AM (trev9)
https://tinyurl.com/y2l88ow9
Posted by: Moves on to the mayor's desk
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Prediction: LEO resignations
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:38 AM (WD9ZA)
Gotta know when to walk away
and know when to run.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:38 AM (GMoOh)
Check the phial that your flu shot is coming from! If there's little shiny flecks in it like Goldschlager, don't take it...
Micro RFID chips...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 01:40 AM (VUAWr)
And then there are those like Stu Unger, who kept playing right up to bankruptcy and death.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)
Well they were late 60s/early 70's marshall 100 watt superlead amps. Yeah not as heavy as SVT ampegs, but not real light. Probably around 50-60 pounds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I looked at a pair of Mac 3500's this week. 125 lbs. apiece.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:41 AM (WD9ZA)
The shows make some of those players look godlike, but they have lots of losing days you never hear about.
And I miss playing live Texas Hold'em like crazy. I'll probably end up driving to San Diego county early next year to play again. Stupid LA county lockdowns.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:35 AM (L2ZTs)
Whole thing was an absolute hoot.
Invitation only. Charity tourney, and you had to dress the part.
So its all Gunfighters, Cowboys, and Saloon Girls, playing poker over night, in a Haunted Hotel.
One of those stories that you tell, that you KNOW is true, but most normal people won't believe.
But I do have pictures.... LOL
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:42 AM (NgKpN)
I want to play in a tourney again soon too. I will next year, somewhere. Not sure where though. Most likely, Laughlin or Morongo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hunter Biden
Let's do Eid together next year!!!
Posted by: the Extended but close Ilhan Omar family at October 30, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:44 AM (GMoOh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
But first, No Law Enforcement
Then pensions
Posted by: Practical Miklos at October 30, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:45 AM (GMoOh)
Besides Morongo (which is the actual name of a tribe near San Jacinto, California), there's also, less than 40 miles further east on I-10, the Agua Caliente Casino and Resort. (Agua Caliente means, Hot Water.)
And I know there's others. In Wisconsin, there's an actual Ho-Chunk Casino. MisHum probably knows about them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:47 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:41 AM (WD9ZA)
Ouch. yeah our amps weren't that heavy, but we used a lot of them. I think we used 6 double stacks per side, so thats 6 amp heads and 6 speaker cabs with 4 speakers each meaning 24 speakers on each side. Yeah, we were assholes. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 01:47 AM (9Om/r)
I luv my little Fender Rumble 500 bass amp: 38 lbs. It replaced a Fender 300 Combo with 1 15-inch that I swapped out for an SVT speaker which added about 20 lbs to the already 75lb unit. I don't miss the old one at all. Lugged that beast around for over 20 years up until about 4 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:48 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 01:49 AM (9Om/r)
It replaced a Fender 300 Combo with 1 15-inch that I swapped out for an
SVT speaker which added about 20 lbs to the already 75lb unit. I don't
miss the old one at all. Lugged that beast around for over 20 years up
until about 4 years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:48 AM (HaL55)
Most of my bass players all used early 70's SVT setups. 1 or 2 heads, sometimes 2 of the 8x10 cabs. They were some thunderous motherfuckers. Glad I wasn't moving them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 01:51 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miklos, wit bidnis in da mawnin at October 30, 2020 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm gonna call it a night too. Thanks to everyone for the really fun, funny and spooky chat here tonight!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2020 01:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 01:53 AM (ZBWHO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:54 AM (cGzEU)
You can dry your hair with that rig.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:54 AM (GMoOh)
sometimes 2 of the 8x10 cabs. They were some thunderous motherfuckers.
Glad I wasn't moving them. lol
My first bass rig was a Sound City 120 head with two cabinets with an 18 in each one, folded horn. The whole thing was taller than I was by about 8". But what a sound! You could do light demolition with it. Had to watch it since the top cabinet would vibrate right off the bottom one if I had it too loud. Usually only used one cab.
The cops in town knew what it sounded like because I think I met all of them while I was playing it from them getting called on us for being too loud.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:59 AM (HaL55)
I read somewhere that nowadays anyone who is planning to spend a winter in Antarctica has to have an appendectomy before they go.
Posted by: RTW
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lol
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2020 01:59 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
New Orleans had that happen a few times, coffins floating on streets because of floods. Or so I was told. Very unsanitary.
Posted by: runner
Sounds grave.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 30, 2020 02:01 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2020 02:01 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 02:02 AM (VUAWr)
>>3 double stacks per side, the number of heads and cabs was right though. 6 and 6
You can dry your hair with that rig.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:54 AM (GMoOh)
Well that was in the bad old 80's when more was better. We eventually had more, but never had the room to use them. I think right now there are 19 cabs in my basement and 8 or 9 old marshalls from back in the day. Excess is best, lol. I haven't used them in years though, too primitive these days. I grabbed a few mesa cabs and went on a newer amp rampage for a bit just to have all the tones in the arsenal, but I use the mesa mkV mostly these days, or the ENGL amps.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:03 AM (9Om/r)
https://tinyurl.com/y2l88ow9
Posted by: Moves on to the mayor's desk
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Prediction: LEO resignations
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:38 AM (WD9ZA)
Prediction: police will end up having to kill more people because their non-lethal means of controlling criminals and/or protecting themselves and others have been taken away.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 30, 2020 02:05 AM (nAiE/)
Y'all don't burn the place down.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs
Don't burn the place down?
Sounds like a challenge. (eyes big pack of fireplace matches)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 30, 2020 02:05 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 01:28 AM (rt0xh)
As is usually the case, the old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 02:06 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Methos at October 30, 2020 02:01 AM (kOpft)
I live in the house that my Father built for my Mother.
That I was taken to when I was born.
The ONLY time this house has felt weird? Was after my Father had died, and Mom was in the Hospital for Breast Cancer Surgery... and I had returned home for the night.
It is literally the ONLY time in 61 years, I felt weird in this house.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:06 AM (NgKpN)
ZERO reaction this year, not even a bit of stiffness near the injection site.
i call "bullshit".
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (Ci6sH)
Individuals have different reactions ranging from a minor cold to nothing. Just because you have no reaction doesn't mean it's BS
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:07 AM (rt0xh)
cabinets with an 18 in each one, folded horn. The whole thing was
taller than I was by about 8". But what a sound! You could do light
demolition with it. Had to watch it since the top cabinet would vibrate
right off the bottom one if I had it too loud. Usually only used one
cab.
The cops in town knew what it sounded like because I
think I met all of them while I was playing it from them getting called
on us for being too loud.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:59 AM (HaL55)
I think you and my one bass players are brothers from different mothers. He used a folded 18 with a cerwin vega speaker and some other cab. We had cops showing up at smaller venues sometimes. Imagine that, too loud for a metal club(???) I told him, dude they aren't hearing you here, they are hearing you 1/4 mile away and you're wondering why cops showed up. he was a pain with that. I made him go back to the 8X10 cab and all was good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:09 AM (9Om/r)
I already voted, it gave me great pleasure to not only vote for PDT, I got to vote against Spartacus Booker. Shame that nobody seems to know who the GOP candidate is going against him (somebody named Rick Nehta), haven't seen one ad for him. But we being bombarded by Van Drew ads, he's the former Dem who switch to GOP during the shampeachment.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 30, 2020 02:09 AM (8E8Am)
ZERO reaction this year, not even a bit of stiffness near the injection site.
i call "bullshit".
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (Ci6sH)
Individuals have different reactions ranging from a minor cold to nothing. Just because you have no reaction doesn't mean it's BS
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:07 AM (rt0xh)
Yup, somehow I have NEVER gotten a flu shot since I left the Navy, 23 years ago...
Yet have not had the flu...
Your Mileage may Vary.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:09 AM (NgKpN)
I think the guy was asking $16,000 for the two Macs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 01:54 AM (cGzEU)
Pricey, but if i remember right they were stooopid money new.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:16 AM (9Om/r)
Yup, somehow I have NEVER gotten a flu shot since I left the Navy, 23 years ago...
Yet have not had the flu...
Your Mileage may Vary.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:09 AM (NgKpN)
Same here but I haven't even had a cold for years. In fact since I quit drinking (2003) I haven't missed a day of work due to illness
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:18 AM (rt0xh)
time). A rural-ish area, lots of farmland, the McMansion developments
have only just started going up around here. I am under no illusion that
Trump will win the state, but there is a surprising (to me) number of
Trump signs. There are plenty of Biden signs closer to Philly, and in
the Princeton area, as expected. I can only imagine what North Jersey
looks like.
I already voted, it gave me great pleasure to not only vote for PDT,
I got to vote against Spartacus Booker. Shame that nobody seems to know
who the GOP candidate is going against him (somebody named Rick Nehta),
haven't seen one ad for him. But we being bombarded by Van Drew ads,
he's the former Dem who switch to GOP during the shampeachment.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 30, 2020 02:09 AM (8E8Am)
I'm in a rural-ish area of jersey. Its only blue in the cities, we're kind of red everywhere else. That area of jersey I call west NY is pretty done.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:20 AM (9Om/r)
727 ..i get the flu shot *every* year and have been for decades.
ZERO reaction this year, not even a bit of stiffness near the injection site.
i call "bullshit".
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 12:51 AM (Ci6sH)
Individuals have different reactions ranging from a minor cold to
nothing. Just because you have no reaction doesn't mean it's BS
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:07 AM (rt0xh)
I only got the flu shot a few times before I decided I would never take it again. Every time, I got horrendous flu symptoms (high fever, chills and body aches) that lasted for days.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 30, 2020 02:23 AM (nAiE/)
I looked up the Korean flu vaccine thing. About 59 people died within 7 days of taking the vaccine, and that has caused something of a panic. Singapore suspended vaccinations. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc. It's a fallacy, and a common one.
The deaths were mostly people in their 70s and 80s and there is no link between the cause of death and the vaccine.
In the US, about 1 person in a million will have a severe anaphylatic shock reaction to the vaccine. And of that tiny number, only a few of them die.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 30, 2020 02:25 AM (rCwaK)
Personally, I've never had any paranormal, ESP or UFO adventures. But I've come to believe there are, indeed, more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in any philosophy.
A tv show on the Travel Channel, The Dead Files, is quite interesting in a spooky, ghostly way. Two people, one a medium who sees dead people/spirits and the other a former NYC homicide cop, investigate unexplained happenings in mostly residences but some commercial buildings as well. They do their own separate investigations, she doing an early morning walk-through and he talking to locals (the homeowners/business people, cops, librarians, local historians, etc.), then they get together at the end with the client(s) to compare notes. She gives her reading/impressions then he gives his back-up to what she says from his research into events that transpired on the property (murders, cemeteries, whatnot) and/or the former owners. Too much weirdness to explain away as just active imaginations or attention-seeking.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 02:30 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: spike at October 30, 2020 02:36 AM (VxxX3)
Micro RFID chips...
Posted by: Zettai at October 30, 2020 01:40 AM (VUAWr)
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which are NEVER going to fit through the needles used for IM injections such immunization.
What is your real goal with this BS?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 02:39 AM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 02:39 AM (Ci6sH)
I think it's supposed to be humor, but I've been known to be wrong.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 02:43 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 30, 2020 02:50 AM (8E8Am)
In fact since I quit drinking (2003) I haven't missed a day of work due
to illness
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:18 AM (rt0xh)
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which is proof why one should never do that....
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 02:50 AM (Ci6sH)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 02:52 AM (qyH+l)
In fact since I quit drinking (2003) I haven't missed a day of work due
to illness
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 02:18 AM (rt0xh)
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which is proof why one should never do that....
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 30, 2020 02:50 AM (Ci6sH)
Yeah, no one likes a quitter!
/kidding
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:52 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 02:54 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 30, 2020 02:25 AM (rCwaK)
That's why most places insist you remain for at least 15 minutes after a vaccination, or any kind of injection.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 02:56 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 03:03 AM (rt0xh)
Absolutely will not get anything they slap together for C19, for mostly the same reasons (no need/value), with the now additional element of complete lack of confidence or respect for "public health" authorities and to some extent pharma and much of medicine.
Fortunate to have perfect health, so "risk" of C19 mortality same as flu - for which I have never and will never make any accommodations of any kind.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2020 03:07 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at October 30, 2020 03:10 AM (IEPtn)
My dad is a former history professor.
There are Harrisons in our genealogy. A few years ago someone asked if that meant the family was related to President William Henry Harrison. My dad was pleased to report that our family is not related to Old Tippecanoe. That may be because of my dad's political views, or maybe he's glad of not being related to someone who didn't have the sense to dress warmly enough for his inauguation, caught pneumonia, and died of it.
Unrelated but amusing fact: we had tabby cats when I was in junior high, called Tippiecanoe (Tippy for short) and Tyler. Dad suggested the names, and we kids thought it was amusing and went with it.
Posted by: Introverted elephocentric hypochondriac at October 30, 2020 03:13 AM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2020 03:15 AM (P4EKo)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2020 03:07 AM (OTzUX)
Yup, almost would like to go back to the old 'measle' parties.
Get it, get it over with.
I'd take that gamble.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 03:18 AM (NgKpN)
"
Never had a flu shot"
I didn't until work (hospital network) demanded it for "patient safety"..
Don't even go near patients WTH... any way can't do anything as network
is down due to cyber attack... FBI's in on it because of HIPPA regs and
patient confidentiality..boring as shit having nothing to do but wait
for it to come back up...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 03:32 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 03:32 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 03:39 AM (OjZpE)
Oh, wait.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 03:40 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 03:32 AM (OjZpE)
My last bout was in 2000-2001 when I taught school...damn germ factories, schools are!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 03:43 AM (rt0xh)
28 degrees out there this morning going up to 40. Forecast for a nicer weekend and warmer (50s) temps next week.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 03:44 AM (rGNOn)
So dementia joe proclaimed "Hunter is the smartest guy I know"
and the media is still silent on the wonder boyz exploits of perv porn
and corruption...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 03:44 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 03:45 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 03:46 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 03:49 AM (OjZpE)
"28 degrees out there this morning going up to 40"
Mornin MLii,, 32 (said low overnight 2
going to 39.. maybea few snow flakes
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 03:50 AM (gl+vV)
He's a genius or one lucky bastard.
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 03:51 AM (OjZpE)
"
Looks like power is down at home again"
that suks Pikov,, hate to lose food after spending so much to buy it...
hopefully they get the ele grid back up soon..
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 03:53 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 03:54 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 03:55 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 03:55 AM (rt0xh)
At least it got the freezer/fridge going to cool things back down
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2020 03:59 AM (SxBH1)
". Looking forward to some sunshine"
Me too MLii,,, been like 2 weeks of clouds and rain. Saturday is
going to be clear sun but only 44..
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:00 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2020 04:01 AM (SxBH1)
https://youtu.be/4xRv9ZQOCPo
Time for Timer!
Posted by: batterup at October 30, 2020 04:03 AM (K4I9O)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:03 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:05 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2020 04:09 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2020 04:10 AM (cI3Q7)
https://tinyurl.com/y25gz2uv
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 04:12 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 04:13 AM (OjZpE)
"I step away to get some work done and what do you animals do?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
It was prime real-estate that came on the market cheap... some friend of
where's hunter...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:16 AM (gl+vV)
Fuck you too, Bing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2020 04:17 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:18 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 30, 2020 03:59 AM (SxBH1)
Thankful for that!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 04:18 AM (rt0xh)
So even shipping companies are in on the bidet protection scheme...
Tucker had some of perv boy hunters evidence pilfered "enroute" to
LA where he was to interview Bobulinsky... they first said
nothing could be found then came up with a flash drive but no paper that
had been sent... insider liberal turd the company knows and better be
firing... or they should be exposed as hiring political hacks who will destroy
your packages if they like...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:24 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:25 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:29 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:32 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 04:39 AM (OjZpE)
had been sent... insider liberal turd the company knows and better be
firing... or they should be exposed as hiring political hacks who will destroy
your packages if they like...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:24 AM (gl+vV)
AAAAaaaand they tossed the original envelope away, so no checking for fingerprints/DNA.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 04:40 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:42 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 04:42 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 04:43 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 04:44 AM (OjZpE)
"AAAAaaaand they tossed the original envelope away, so no checking for fingerprints/DNA."
Yeah RickZ,,, and no security cameras in the sorting room... must be finger
prints on the flash drive as it was in the same box..
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:45 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:48 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:51 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 30, 2020 04:51 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:55 AM (gl+vV)
Gotta get ready for night shift.
No carrots in the chili because I'm not some bloody communist.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 04:55 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 04:48 AM (gl+vV)
There's no such thing as late on the ONT. There's making sure people get the message, but that's not "late," that's just the Dept. of Redundancy Dept, now with more back-up.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 04:57 AM (ldL4g)
My dad is a former history professor.
There are Harrisons in our genealogy. A few years ago someone asked if that meant the family was related to President William Henry Harrison. My dad was pleased to report that our family is not related to Old Tippecanoe. That may be because of my dad's political views, or maybe he's glad of not being related to someone who didn't have the sense to dress warmly enough for his inauguation, caught pneumonia, and died of it.
Unrelated but amusing fact: we had tabby cats when I was in junior high, called Tippiecanoe (Tippy for short) and Tyler. Dad suggested the names, and we kids thought it was amusing and went with it.
Posted by: Introverted elephocentric hypochondriac at October 30, 2020 03:13 AM (rw/ga)
My take on Old Tippecanoe is this: learn to close the damn sale. If you didn't yap for four bloody hours you might have served a full term in office! Maybe do a fifteen minute inaugural and say at the end "It's cold and raining, screw it, I'm done."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 04:58 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 05:01 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 30, 2020 02:05 AM (nAiE/)
Prediction: More citizens take up arms (of all types) for self-defense and occasionally use them to lethal effect.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 05:02 AM (3DJkT)
But then to comments get to 992 and a nood is called and it's dropped like a hot rock.
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:03 AM (OjZpE)
So even in the mist of the democrat's 2nd hoax (after russia russia russia)
the amazing Donald has engineered a 33.1% quarter growth in GDP....
who ya gonna trust with the US economy... a proven growth monger..
or biteme's lock 'er down and mask up obama stagnate economy...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 05:05 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 30, 2020 02:05 AM (nAiE/)
Prediction: More citizens take up arms (of all types) for self-defense and occasionally use them to lethal effect.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 05:02 AM (3DJkT)
Those aren't predictions. Those are reading up on current events.
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 05:06 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:07 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 05:09 AM (SxQzc)
The news organizations should have to file as Democrat campaign contributions.
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:11 AM (OjZpE)
"Pretty sure legally that girl in Sweden is queen or something"
As long as she dethrones gumpy gretta as a Sweden icon I don't care
what they call her... she should get some mythical power though for the
find....
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 05:11 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:13 AM (OjZpE)
Debbie Dingell dumbrocrat admitted to cnn that Auto workers
are overwhelmingly saying their voting for Trump... wouldn't that be
great if the Donald took both the Auto union and Police Union vote....
to say nothing of the +30 percent of black vote...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 05:17 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 05:17 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 30, 2020 05:19 AM (aL9aC)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:19 AM (PgmdM)
https://www.americanthinker.com/win or lose dems have big plans for america
901 - Guess I'm not the only one who believes that
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:20 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:13 AM (OjZpE)
Ever since Bush/Gore, every election becomes more important/dire, more critical to the Republic's future. Every presidential election is now ratcheted up exponentially from the prior election, almost as if by design (/s). Supreme Court nominations are now WWIII and 'the end of the world as we know it' if a Republican makes a nomination. The pressure keeps building within the Country with no relief for us normies in sight. But when that pressure is released, look out. It won't be pretty and it will definitely be one of those 'the left should have been careful what they wished for' moments.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 05:20 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:21 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:23 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 05:23 AM (OjZpE)
biden calls Trump the worst standard bearer for democracy in
Cuba and Venezuela... I'd agree pedo joe and the hoes socialist
policies are more akin to the dickytators in those to commie democracies..
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 05:23 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 05:25 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:23 AM (PgmdM)
That presidential campaigns are now starting about a year and three-quarters before the election is absurd. A first term House second seating is barely over before it's off to the electoral races. I really don't remember the presidential campaign season being this long when I was a wee lad back in the Dark Ages of Johnson or Nixon. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention, so correct me if I'm wrong. And I sure as hell don't remember all the hoopla about the primaries.
While you blame politicians, and they certainly have their guilt, I blame the advent of 24/7 cable news and all the self-impo'tent, talking airheads bloviating their opinion as if they are Jesus walking on water.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2020 05:37 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:23 AM (PgmdM)
From your lips to God's ears!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 05:40 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: RickZ
You think they'd have something important to talk about 24/7...Like the weather!!
..The Weather Channel...
Mostly weather, and our special news for special people
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 05:45 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/y3h5vrf6
Posted by: jsg
HA!
I had seen something about the "Trump abandoning" people in Nebraska and didn't know what the heck they were talking about.
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
Did you hear this crap from Pelosi. Its almost like they know something we don't.
NANCY PELOSI: "Whatever the end count is on the election that occurs on Tuesday, he (Joe Biden) will be elected & on January 20th he will be inaugurated President."
Posted by: Spypeach at October 30, 2020 05:47 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 30, 2020 05:49 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 05:51 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2020 05:51 AM (XhWtx)
Me and my girlfriend broke up over religious differences. I was raised Catholic and she was the Devil.
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 05:53 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 05:53 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:04 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:05 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:06 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
But the Porsches did have the optional Gruel Cup Holders in case they were called on to distribute "food"
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:07 AM (6psdy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:07 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:05 AM (PgmdM)
Plus that would be less time to fuck with us!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:05 AM (PgmdM)
Right you are.
Posted by: Comment Brought To You By Clinton Foundation, Inc. at October 30, 2020 06:08 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:07 AM (PgmdM)
We will get there!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:08 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
One weekend a month and 2 weeks a year
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:09 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:10 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Just think of all the "aides" and hanger ons that they wouldn't need. They wouldn't be whining about not being able to afford to live in DC.
I'm liking this plan
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:11 AM (JFO2v)
D of Ed has never taught 1 single child to read.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:12 AM (JFO2v)
NEVER FORGET
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: fluffy at October 30, 2020 06:13 AM (FgJKq)
he did not kill himself
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:15 AM (PgmdM)
"New Cal Thanksgiving only allows you to be thankful for your government overloads!
Posted by: rhennigantx"
I hear they allow 30 for a funeral so just say poor tommy turkey
died unexpectedly by a errant hatchet blade to the neck... services will
be around the dinning room table...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:16 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:16 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
I looked it up, There are 25 assistants to the Secretary of the Leviathan alone
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
It is all a big game on the people of the US.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:17 AM (JFO2v)
be around the dinning room table...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:16 AM (gl+vV)
Please bring a flat of Natty Lite
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:19 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I know that isn't true! When my rep tells me about something she's done for our district it says the SHE authored the bill.
Hand written. 3 pages. Due tomorrow
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
Sometimes I can be too literal about words... other times not so much ...
Anyway, g'mornin' everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:20 AM (6psdy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:20 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:21 AM (4NtsG)
"It is all a big game on the people of the US"
Game of thrones Rhemmigantx,,, power to the pukes..
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:21 AM (gl+vV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:16 AM (I58tH)
Notice they do not really write laws as they write bills to create positions that then create the laws. It is like of the sentencing guideline laws that take power from the citizen jury and judges.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:22 AM (I58tH)
be around the dinning room table...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:16 AM (gl+vV)
PDT should not pardon the turkeys but have them in BLM and Pantifa outfits. Have them executed at dawn!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:22 AM (JFO2v)
Qdpsteve and jeff were the culprits today.
I am not amused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2020 06:24 AM (xT2tT)
Its the demons within her speaking.
Apparently the funneling of billions of dollars through BLM and their surrogates is able to buy off enough people to stuff ballots and a compliant USPS staff to do their part in rampant mail fraud to create the "win" as happens in third world dictatorships.
In an honest election, Trump wins everywhere. Because we no longer have anything close to honest and fair elections, it will be won through the USPS and the millions of fraudulent votes cast.
Polls are only a means to condition people to accept the Biden win through massive fraud. See? Our polls were correct!
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:24 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Or Pelozi and Shifty.
Let them loose on the White House lawn.
RELEASE THE DOGS!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Fifty Cent was not a surprise.
Ice Cube is a big surprise.
Posted by: fluffy at October 30, 2020 06:25 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:19 AM (4NtsG)
Goes the same for all those socialist democracies they cry about. If Sweden or Denmark had to take care of just million illegals or had a population as diverse as the US the doctor would have sidearms and be shooting 7 to 10 patients per shift.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 30, 2020 06:25 AM (4I/L6)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:25 AM (4NtsG)
Ice Cube is a big surprise.
Posted by: fluffy
I thought the Fiddy got put back on the plantation by Chelsea Handler
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:22 AM (I58tH)
HCQ and Vitamin D could have saved about half the deaths. However the average age of death and age of WhuFlu death in FLA is the same number.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Senator Ed Markey at October 30, 2020 06:27 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:27 AM (gl+vV)
Thank you CBD. It is a pain to read on a handheld device once it goes sideways.
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:28 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:28 AM (4NtsG)
Qdpsteve and jeff were the culprits today.
I am not amused.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2020 06:24 AM (xT2tT)
Marginal Output will be accepted as it is last working day of month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
He owns two NASCAR teams, for crying out loud.
He has supported Republicans in the past.
Posted by: fluffy at October 30, 2020 06:30 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
Amazing what people do for white pussy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:31 AM (I58tH)
"Amazing what people do for white pussy!"
Yeah but she be just a skank ass hoe,, what's his problem.. blindness???
I'm sure he just said it to shut up her whiny ass on the top half...
Posted by: beanervt at October 30, 2020 06:34 AM (gl+vV)
By the grace of God I don't have to be a customer for health services. Given that, I wanted a little vanity dermatological work done, so thought, no problem just get someone with an X-acto blade and a band-aid to remove a benign blemish and be done with it.
Nope. Absolutely not. Exact opposite.
At least six different people in the front office not including the dude with the x-acto blade. It was an assistant that applied the band-aid. There were four people in the room when this took place.
They wanted to send this severed benign gizmo out to one or more labs for analysis. They wanted photos, documents, pages and pages of questionaires that had absolutely nothing to do with what I wanted.
I wanted to pay in cash since I'm sure that this isn't covered under insurance and didn't want to include hundreds of more intermediaries into the transaction.
Nope. Can't do it. Must report it if I want the contracted rate. Crap tons of more paperwork.
It literally was two minutes of local anesthesia and three strokes with a blade. THIRTY minutes of paper work before, after, and a half dozen people all on salary, benefits, office space and other expenses.
This doesn't include the paper handlers in the background who I didn't see.
This is why we have the most expensive "health care" system on planet Earth.
Next time, if there is a next time, I'll just take a shot of whiskey and use a razor over the bathroom sink.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:36 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:36 AM (PgmdM)
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I remember watching him defend himself back in the day on Cspan I believe and thinking This man is nuts, I really like him for some odd reason!
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:36 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:37 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:38 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:39 AM (SxQzc)
Good point. Apparently those Arab Muslims found a gay guy who was available much closer.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (I58tH)
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/
2020/10/29/dont-get-suckered-by-the-establishment-psyop-n2578887?299
to please the wily Pixy there is a space before 2020
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (6psdy)
Posted by: fluffy at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2020 06:43 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:43 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (6psdy)
you can try tiny url
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:44 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:41 AM (I58tH)
Youngstown, right.
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:45 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:45 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: DanMan at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (FybfN)
A good read for the dark hours ...
They will tell you that you are losing, that the guy who can't outdraw a Bolivian Foghat cover band is going to lose to the King of All Rallies.
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (4NtsG)
I'm pretty sure they don't even write the laws or the bills or the regulations.
Those are all initiated by lobbyists and run through a gauntlet of congressional interns and staff so they can put their marks on it.
The actual Congresscritters are busy fund raising, taking in bribes and having sex with children.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (4NtsG)
How did Koufax pitch in this series?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Carmen San Diego at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (4NtsG)
A good read for the dark hours ...
They will tell you that you are losing, that the guy who can't outdraw a Bolivian Foghat cover band is going to lose to the King of All Rallies.
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Exactly.
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (4NtsG)
Could they even find anything flammable in LA left to burn?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (6psdy)
Posted by: jsg at October 30, 2020 06:47 AM (SxQzc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (4NtsG)
What on earth are you talking about?
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (C+evo)
South Dakota has sick people or dead people from the virus? Big difference.
Posted by: clutch at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (9UmRs)
Cool here, the '50s (the local news people are saying "It's COLD!" and handing out advice about how to stay warm!). Street lights are mostly back on, but I'm waiting until first light to go work out. One cat is on my lap, the other peering at the AOSHQ screen as if he could read it.
My office is closed again today. My plan: Wash the car, hit the grocery, and -- wild blue-skying here -- go buy my new TV. Presuming all these venues have power and are open, of course.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:49 AM (4NtsG)
OK. Not explain all of the other Western nations that are amping up the Wuhan Death Miasma Theater.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:49 AM (C+evo)
Posted by:at October 30, 2020 06:46 AM (C+evo)
Hey, it worked for Rome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 06:49 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (rpbg1)
There are some very great deals on Amazon these days. 65 inch 4k for about a grand.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 06:50 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:50 AM (4NtsG)
Hold off on that. Wait until Trump wins the election and grab one during the riots.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 30, 2020 06:50 AM (G+8XN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (rpbg1)
Up on the N side when I came to work Publix on one side of street had power & Kroger on the other did not.
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 06:50 AM (rt0xh)
Where do you plan to get your "new TV"? From the back of a U-Haul truck. Pretty sure that the major electronics and appliance retailers have been transformed into urban area crowd-source warehouses for independent street vendors.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:51 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:52 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 06:52 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 06:52 AM (6psdy)
The West has become weak.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 30, 2020 06:52 AM (G+8XN)
Kroger may be running a sale on meat, dairy and frozen goods this morning.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 06:53 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 30, 2020 06:50 AM (rt0xh)
But did you try the Florpnorp uptown? Or the Grrblflurb?
(.... these store names always sound like gibberish to me whenever i hear them. )
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 06:54 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aunt Dahlia at October 30, 2020 06:54 AM (qlorH)
Don't forget decadent.
Posted by: Random Commie at October 30, 2020 06:54 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: clutch at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (9UmRs)
.................
"cases"
Posted by: Molly k. at October 30, 2020 06:55 AM (4I/L6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
New Orleans had that happen a few times, coffins floating on streets because of floods. Or so I was told. Very unsanitary.
Posted by: runner
Sounds grave.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 30, 2020
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That's why they inter the stiffs above ground in building-like tombs and mausoleums. Mark Twain, after seeing some of the cemeteries, referred to them as "cities of the dead."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:55 AM (rpbg1)
Where do you plan to get your "new TV"? From the back of a U-Haul truck. Pretty sure that the major electronics and appliance retailers have been transformed into urban area crowd-source warehouses for independent street vendors.
Posted by: ??? at October 30, 2020
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Target -- presuming they're open and functioning, as I said.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:57 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 06:58 AM (6FeV1)
0.68%
0.72%
0.44%
0.51%
0.81%
0.59%
0.73%
Raw Numbers
5,760
6,125
3,793
4,418
7,055
5,175
6,430
But if you look a new Daily Cases
70
1097
3000
765
479
260
1039
So the uptick is older test being lumped into the daily trends.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Roses are red
Harris ain't black
Joe's in the basement
Hunter's on crack.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 30, 2020 06:58 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 06:59 AM (PgmdM)
The coffins had been really well made so they floated. Made for a rather disconcerting morning.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 30, 2020 07:01 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (rpbg1)
There are some very great deals on Amazon these days. 65 inch 4k for about a grand.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020
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A 65" wouldn't fit in my place. I had in mind a 50" Vizio smart TV, plus antenna and extra power strip, for about $400 tops. Eventually I'll get a
DVR on Amazon, and a Blu-Ray player, and I'll be set.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 07:02 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Nah. Pompeo would never do a thing like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:03 AM (6FeV1)
Liawatha heep wants to control wampum
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: clutch at October 30, 2020 06:48 AM (9UmRs)
.................
"cases"
Like everything else in 2020, "cases" has been corrupted to mean anything other than what it used to mean before.
"cases" once meant an infection that involved hospitalization. Now it means positive test, false positives and when conflated with the new "possible case" designation can include people who are statistically (based on the highly flawed Imperial College model) have a chance of having it due to proximity to a "case".
They have successfully transformed the pseudo-science of Epidemiology into something akin to Astrology and Water Witching.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 07:05 AM (C+evo)
She said "we cover what is reliably truthful" and then walked away.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
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I grew up in the 70s. I have no idea what Time for Timer means.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Winston at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (AmntQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Nah. Pompeo would never do a thing like that.
But everyone else in his department would. And in the world where there are zero consequences for disobeying orders within government, its probably happening too.
(I know, you are trying to be funny)
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: The Moslem Hordes at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (NbZLK)
"Morgus"? A comic TV mad scientist extraordinaire, continually performing "experiments" in his lab above the "the old city ice house," and showing classic horror films in between his segments. There was a point in 1969 and 1970 where he was on Saturday afternoons and presented Star Trek episodes, of all things. Often very funny, presented without a laugh track. There are probably segments of his show on YouToob.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: at October 30, 2020 07:05 AM (C+evo)
Obligatory:
Dowsing works. There's nothing magical about it. I've used it to dig up water pipes several times. Dead on, every time.
I assume it's something to do with induction between the sap in the branch ( or the electrons in the metal rods if you're doing it that way... which i do) and the ions in the water flowing underground.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:09 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Winston at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (AmntQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
And they say romance is dead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:12 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:13 AM (6FeV1)
Our country is so f*cked.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 07:13 AM (YNfur)
NEVER FORGET
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)
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After winning, should Trump fire Wray first or issue pardons?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 30, 2020 07:13 AM (2A/rI)
shortly after Biden and Lin visited China in 2010 more than 30 CIA assets in the country were rounded up and killed, their identities made known to Beijing after a CIA communications system that was also linked to US government computers was compromised,
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
NBC News
@NBCNews
Gay couples race to wed over fears for the future of same-sex marriage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
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Maybe they ought to make real marriage between a man and a woman is illegal.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 30, 2020 07:16 AM (2A/rI)
Gay couples race to wed over fears for the future of same-sex marriage.
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Wait, queers are openly acknowledging that gay marriage wasn't really something they cared enough about to bother with?
Hahaha. Way to go, guys. That's bound to help your case.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 07:16 AM (YNfur)
NBC News
@NBCNews
Gay couples race to wed over fears for the future of same-sex marriage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
BOO!
Love, ACB
Posted by: Marybeth at October 30, 2020 07:17 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: carnivore at October 30, 2020 07:18 AM (OYSkv)
They better get their abortions at the same time.
Posted by: The Moslem Hordes at October 30, 2020 07:18 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 07:19 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 30, 2020 07:19 AM (nbXPl)
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The modern human brain has turned into turnip mush. We're not far from throwing "witches" into the water to see if they float.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 07:20 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: The Moslem Hordes at October 30, 2020 07:21 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 07:19 AM (PgmdM)
Oh, you mean for depth? Yeah, that's anybody's guess. I just mean for location.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:21 AM (6FeV1)
hateful.
The tweet came from the account of the acting Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Mark Morgan. Twitter not only flagged the tweet but froze Morgans account as well.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 07:22 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
That seems irrational.
The Cultural Marxists won. They somehow managed to take a word/institution, that has been around since the dawn of human history, enjoyed and preserved by billions of people all over the planet in every generation and culture.
Marriage transcends everything, and Christians would argue that it was instituted by God and thus is His to define.
Even those who reject Christianity must admit that marriage is not defined nor owned by a handful of malcontents within a particular culture on a particular day in a corner of the globe.
Yet they stole something that is not theirs to take, they redefined it and demanded that everyone on Earth unquestionably accept their dominion over the institution.
No arrogance and disrespect there, huh?
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 07:23 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Did you try Irish Spring?
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 07:24 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 07:24 AM (vkHDf)
No arrogance and disrespect there, huh?
Posted by: at October 30, 2020 07:23 AM (C+evo)
hum! Maybe whole point of divorce, illegitimate children, destroying the family via welfare, and govt inference was to disrespect G D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 07:26 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 07:24 AM (vkHDf)
No doubt in my mind!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)
Dowsing works. There's nothing magical about it. I've used it to dig up water pipes several times. Dead on, every time.
Given today's environment, you should propose and probably win a bid to manage discovery of water on the Moon and Mars.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 07:26 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 07:27 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 07:27 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 07:24 AM (PgmdM)
Works great for finding water lines. Dig where the two rods cross over, and you'll be within an inch every time.
I never tried it looking for water table. I imagine it would be weird and counter-productive. Like using binoculars to look for the sky.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:28 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
Or Summers Eve.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:28 AM (JFO2v)
The corgi likes car rides. Hope the Kennedy and Dan Ryan are moving, and not parking lots.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 30, 2020 07:29 AM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2020 07:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 07:29 AM (6psdy)
Posted by: f'd at October 30, 2020 07:30 AM (O+ait)
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2020 07:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 07:26 AM (O+I8R)"
People are either deliberately ignorant, dishonest or too partisan to see it. We were with some Democrats last night. They are the most ignorant people I have ever seen. For so called "professionals" they were completely unfamiliar with Biden's platform. I told them to go read it for themselves. On issue after issue, they talked emotions, not facts. I started to tell them about the tax effects of Biden's plan and other parts that will destroy their nice comfortable lives. They thought I was lying until I took them to his webpage and showed them various analysis.
This is what votes and will destroy our country- ignorance.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 07:31 AM (vkHDf)
Sad, but par for the course these days.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 07:31 AM (6psdy)
88,208-pneumonia/influenza
17,799-chronic respiratory disease
26,365-respiratory distress synd
44,261-hypertensive disease
23,275-heart disease
28,000-cardiac arrest
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
hateful.
The tweet came from the account of the acting Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Mark Morgan. Twitter not only flagged the tweet but froze Morgans account as well.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
That warrior Ted Cruz really showed Jack Dorsey, huh?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 30, 2020 07:32 AM (4tiP2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 07:29 AM (6psdy)
I always used a steel welding rod and a brass brazing rod, one in each hand.
Used a fresh y- shaped apple branch once, but it's a real pain in the ass and doesn't work nearly as well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:32 AM (6FeV1)
The corgi likes car rides. Hope the Kennedy and Dan Ryan are moving, and not parking lots.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 30, 2020 07:29 AM (4ZE6o)
Are you officially a Collier County resident, and if so, are you voting here on ED?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 30, 2020 07:33 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 07:36 AM (6psdy)
A fascinating book "Wisdom of Whores" written by a retired epidemiologist whose work was primarily dealing with AIDS in Indonesia.
It is a totally corrupted field of work.
I think televangelists and used car salesmen have higher earned credibility these days.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 30, 2020 07:37 AM (C+evo)
Holy crap, people on the Twitter really believe Trevor Lawrence (Clemson QB) is going to die from his Covid-19 sniffles.
Our country is so f*cked.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 07:13 AM
Which is exactly the reaction the Left was hoping for.
But anyone who thinks that is a complete and utter idiot. They really think that President Trump -- in the demographic where survival rate is worst -- could fight off a COVID-19 positive test within a week, but Trevor Lawrence -- in the demographic where survival rate is 99.99% -- is going to die from it?
Utterly clueless idiots.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 30, 2020 07:38 AM (Do5/p)
Just in time for Halloween comes news that an Oregon public health official dressed as a clown while reviewing COVID-19 death tolls and related coronavirus infection information.
Claire Poche, a senior official of the Oregon Health Authority, wore a red tie, polka dot shirt, bright yellow pants, and a full face of clown makeup during her video presentation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2020 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Well, you can't question science like that!
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 30, 2020 07:41 AM (u7pQw)
Posted by: Bernie For President at October 30, 2020 07:42 AM (tX2OH)
Holy crap, people on the Twitter really believe Trevor Lawrence (Clemson QB) is going to die from his Covid-19 sniffles.
Our country is so f*cked.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 07:13 AM
Which is exactly the reaction the Left was hoping for.
But anyone who thinks that is a complete and utter idiot. They really think that President Trump -- in the demographic where survival rate is worst -- could fight off a COVID-19 positive test within a week, but Trevor Lawrence -- in the demographic where survival rate is 99.99% -- is going to die from it?
Utterly clueless idiots.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
I doubt they believe what they tweet. They are just wishing Trevor dies because #ORANGEMANBAD.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 07:42 AM (gRxWb)
This is what votes and will destroy our country- ignorance.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 07:31 AM (vkHDf)
Refusal to learn is called "stupid".
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 30, 2020 07:43 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 07:44 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 07:44 AM (PwDhe)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 30, 2020 07:44 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 30, 2020 07:44 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 07:46 AM (tX2OH)
Why don't you even believe in science?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:46 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Bernie For President at October 30, 2020 07:42 AM (tX2OH)
Theys till got the goods on her and waiting for the right time to bend Bernie over.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 30, 2020 07:47 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
Maybe he fell into the crack
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2020 07:48 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 07:44 AM (I58tH)
Kind of like paying women to have illegitimate children.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 30, 2020 07:48 AM (JFO2v)
The Schadenfreude will just be schadenfraudier.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 07:49 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 07:49 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
Maybe he fell into the crack
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:48 AM
Everyone went to vote at the same time, and Rhode Island tipped over.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:50 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 30, 2020 07:50 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2020 07:51 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 07:51 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2020 07:52 AM (+5UtU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 07:53 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 07:53 AM (NbZLK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 30, 2020 07:53 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 30, 2020 07:54 AM (qZdIZ)
She said "we cover what is reliably truthful" and then walked away.
_______________
She forgot to mention that the DNC/Biden campaign determines what is "reliably truthful."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 07:54 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2020 07:54 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 07:54 AM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 30, 2020 07:56 AM (3D/fK)
A close relative died most definitively of the current virus, but the rehab center had called in Hospice's "Death Squad" for the last 48 hours, and they had their own doctor who just penciled in a minor, cured, non-recurring cancer from 40 years ago. When questioned, doctor admitted they had no reason for that other than making sure Medicare would pay off quickly. It took a court order to get that corrected, and the resulting lack of coverage was about $800. All doctors fill in blanks for convenience. They don't even think of it as lying.
I realize everybody's mind is made up on this, hot gossip and all, but a lot of these stories are just bullshit. I speak from experience, hard expensive experience, and a lot of you are just politically-allied story-repeaters. Free Internet and all, but I will be calling you a liar for decades.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 30, 2020 08:02 AM (oRpiG)
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