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Polls: Biden's National Lead Down to 4, Says Harris/Hill

New Harris poll for the Hill shows Biden slipping a point, leading Trump by only four nationally. And leading by four nationally means "behind in the swing states by 1-2."

Now, per Rasmussen, which skews more R, Trump is actually up +1 nationally, which would suggest he's going to win all the swing states.

Joe Biden's campaign schedule indicates that Biden knows the polls are garbage.

Supposedly Biden's up comfortably in Minnestoa.

Then why did he just schedule one of his very few out-of-the-basement trips to campaign there?

Maybe that's because two new polls show Trump within striking range in Minnesota.

Five weeks ago, the Star-Tribune/Mason-Dixon poll put Biden up only by six, which itself was quite a surprise from a polling series that normally overstates Democratic performance. The center-left MinnPost's survey two weeks ago put Biden up by only five -- and Biden didn’t get to 50% in either of them. Today, two new polls have Trump just within their margins of error in this race. First up, GOP pollster Trafalgar has the race at Biden 45.9% to Trump 43.7%, and Biden 48.0/44.8 when adding in leaners...

Biden also has a five point lead in SurveyUSA's poll -- but the margin of error is +/- 4.9%.

Interesting, Kanye West is on the ballot in Minnesota, and apparently pulling some black and Asian voters from Biden.

Here's an update to yesterday's "Has Trump already won Florida?" post -- Biden's lead with Hispanics in Florida is now down to... five points.

Ay, Dios mio! Que desastre!

Joe Biden has a narrow lead among Florida Hispanic voters but is running well behind Hillary Clinton’s 2016 performance, according to a new poll released Thursday by Telemundo.

Biden leads Trump among Hispanics by just 48-43 percent, numbers that could mean trouble for the former vice president in the nation's biggest swing state.


...

"If Biden is going to flip Florida, he has to at least match Clinton's numbers among Hispanics and that looks like it's not going to happen," said Brad Coker, pollster for Mason-Dixon Polling & Strategy, who conducted the poll.

...

The Florida poll results follow months of criticism from Hispanic Democrats. Biden's campaign was late in ramping up its efforts to build Hispanic support and fight GOP messaging that Biden, Sen. Kamala Harris and Democrats are socialists -- a message that has resonated in South Florida's Cuban, Venezuelan, Colombian and Nicaraguan communities.

Well, Cubans are mostly in Florida, but maybe some anti-socialist Venezuelans, Columbians, and Nicarguans in other states will push Trump to a win in other states.

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM




Comments

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1 First in the poll schmoll thred?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (XTyi0)

2 It shouldn't have been a 'thing.'

@chefjclark 13m

BREAKING VOTING RIGHTS WIN. 8th Circuit appeals rejects left-wing attempt to force counties to accept ballots AFTER Election Day. Big win for Minnesota voting rights and the rule of law.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (416wY)

3 Please God, or Ace, let this be true!

Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (QE8X6)

4 Biden knows the polls are garbage?

He doesn't even know what Taco Tuesday is.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (l2KtJ)

5 YESSSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (XTyi0)

6 FBI admits it has opened an investigation of Hunter Biden & "associates."

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (wpJDK)

7 Top ten lurker!

Posted by: CA Token at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (+8LG8)

8 I have broken out the rum tonight. Alcohol is clearly needed to survive until after the election.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:09 PM (b6kHD)

9 Biden doesn't even know who's shitting in his pants.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:09 PM (XTyi0)

10
run for your lives
it's a poll thread

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)

11 >FBI admits it has opened an investigation of Hunter Biden & "associates."



BFD, ShakeWeight motion

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

12 Yeah, polls aren't looking great for Joe.

And it appears more and more Dems are telling their voters not to trust them either. See: Michael Moore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)

13 Biden will be in Minnesota after sundown, tomorrow.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 07:11 PM (Ti+Tv)

14
Polling only people in NYC or LA is stupid.

Polling people only in Bumfuckinstain is also stupid.

Polls are stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 07:11 PM (3H9h1)

15 Please, dear God, let Trump win AND flip this state! I shall sustain myself with their tears if so. Please!!!!! If Biden is coming to a state that hasn't voted for a rep prez in 48 years. Yea, they are not confident.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 29, 2020 07:11 PM (pTJsd)

16 Groundhog days

Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:11 PM (0tE/i)

17 Trump should go to MN the same day.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (AD3JT)

18 Work is also stressful right now. Rum and apple cider is very tasty.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (b6kHD)

19 I'd rather be doing well in fake ass public poll than doing poorly in a fake ass public poll but, they are still fake ass public polls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

20
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (EGyGV)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (arJlL)

22 I really think Minnesota is Trump's for the taking.

I'm just amazed it's even close, are Minnesotans that scared to be called "racist"?

The place is going to become Mogadishu if something doesn't change.

Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (gkdnV)

23 The only poll that matters happens on the 3rd.

I'm convinced it will be Night Of The Long Faces II

Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (FIcu2)

24 ShakeWeight motion

In front of open mouth (Int'l sign language for "Blow me")

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (IuefS)

25 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.

I am not making this up.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

26 Early voting, mail in voting, balloting harvesting, circuit courts, Supreme Courts, blah, blah blah.

We are so fucked up as a country we can't even have a simple election without it turning into a huge cluster fuck.

Thanks democrats!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (Z+IKu)

27 What I want to see are heads on poles, not polls on heads (of state).

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (HEEq1)

28 Biden will be Hillary's second term.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (XTyi0)

29 The democrats entire message to hispanic voters is aimed at Mexicans who snuck across the southern border to do the shit work "Americans won't do". Because they can't conceive of a hispanic voter in any other way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (dNzKv)

30 25 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.

I am not making this up.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCiJZ)


Why isn't he ahead by 50?

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

31 Ay, Dios mio! Que desastre!

You can add 2 more to Florida's PDT total since this afternoon. I voted early and turned in B'Gal's AB. Voting was steady, I did the old in-out in under 20 minudos.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)

32 BREAKING VOTING RIGHTS WIN. 8th Circuit appeals rejects left-wing
attempt to force counties to accept ballots AFTER Election Day. Big win
for Minnesota voting rights and the rule of law.

---
If you put a ballot in the mail *right now* how confident can you be it will arrive in time?

I would assume there's some mechanism to drop them off, but if you can't be bothered to go to a poll on election day, can you be bothered to drive to a drop off point, at this point?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (kOpft)

33 Since I am always so bilious about polls, I'll just read all of you.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (bCLt0)

34 25 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World

so... less than Hillary. sounds about right.

Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (0tE/i)

35 VOTE, VOTE, VOTE.
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK.
PRAY, PRAY, PRAY.

Posted by: eastofsuez at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (jko0s)

36 I'm still laughing at the Biden bus leading a 100-car Trump caravan around Dallas

Where all-class "fuck yes we're coming after your guns" Beto brought more decency by calling the protesters assholes.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (IMIST)

37 If you want a good laugh, go to Joe Scarborough's Twitter.

He's freaking out about Joe "only being up 4 in Florida."

The frantic comments are golden.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

38 Bilious schmilious.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (XTyi0)

39 I'm in NV and yesterday my middle-aged Hispanic housekeeper told me she's voting for Trump. "That other guy, he's not good!"

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (+v+zN)

40 Oddly, one of the most prominent conservative talk show host in WI was just fretting about the polls and how there's been no movement. Very unlike him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 07:14 PM (7ZQe3)

41 I hope you're right, Ace.

But nobody knows nuthin' in this game.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (fpng3)

42 What's the pro-Biden excuse for being in MN this late? He just likes dumb Swedes that damn much?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (H5knJ)

43 26 Early voting, mail in voting, balloting harvesting, circuit courts, Supreme Courts, blah, blah blah.

We are so fucked up as a country we can't even have a simple election without it turning into a huge cluster fuck.

Thanks democrats!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Latest polling shows

Clusterfuck 47%
National meltdown 28%
Communist revolution 16%
Not sure/Undecided 9%

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (HEEq1)

44 New Trafalgar poll from Michigan just tweeted by them:
Trump 49.1
Biden 46.6

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)

45 Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (W2Pud)

46 And...The New York Times gives Biden what...94 percent chance of winning. We all remember where Hillary started (a sure win for her) and then she started to sink. I think they gave Hillary a 93-94 per cent chance of winning.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (rVFYE)

47 Anyone else seem to remember when an "unpopular" GOP incumbent POTUS who "lost the popular vote" in his initial election was going to be doomed by "massive voter turnout"?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (4Yddh)

48 Walmart taking guns and ammo off the shelves *just in case* their are nationwide riots Tuesday night.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o4d43z

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (kOpft)

49 Michigan is totally in Biden's camp.

That's why he's dragging Obama out here over the weekend to campaign with him.

Because Michigan is totally locked up for Biden.

Heh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

50 Out: Stay home. Stay safe.
In: Vote in person!

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (4q3U3)

51 For Florida in 2016 gop EV and ballot return deficit was 88,000, it is currently 200,000 now which means they have a full five days to beat it. The estimate is that they will be on track to beat it and have a net plus in GOP BEFORE Election Day for the first time in possibly ever?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (8YFRI)

52 *I did the old in-out in under 20 minudos.*

Sucks not being young anymore, eh?

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (IuefS)

53 Merely anectdotal, I know, but today working at my early voting place I registered 4 people from Puerto Rico to vote for the first time, and they registered Republican.

Posted by: davekinnc at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (0n+M2)

54 The problem in Minnesota is Minneapolis. The City Council there intends to kick out all of the Republican election judges and instead will do all the counting of absentee ballots behind closed doors.

After the Al Franken fiasco, where he won by just 312 votes, the MN legislature passed a law that requires that all absentee ballots must be counted by election judges selected from both major parties. Minneapolis is booting out the Republicans, and a leftist judge rubber stamped it ignoring the plain wording of the law.

Posted by: WillowViney at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (d3MA1)

55 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.

I am not making this up.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

If the pathetic addlepated pervert thinks he won he's won, right?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (Db0zV)

56 The polls in June disagreed.

Obviously the polls in June are more accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (LvTSG)

57 Ay, Dios mio! Que desastre!
I just saw a clip of Biden pronouncing that Florida will determine if he wins or loses. Sucks to be you, Joe.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (v16oJ)

58 Here's an update to yesterday's "Has Trump already won Florida?" post -- Biden's lead with Hispanics in Florida is now down to... five points.





I think that black and Hispanic support for Trump will be the difference maker in a number of states. I've been listening to local black conservatives being interviewed and they think black support for Trump is much stronger than anyone has polled. A local radio host John Anthony said his mother (who voted Dem her whole life) will vote for Trump. She's fed up with the riots, looting and lawlessness.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (+OTNY)

59 Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!!!!


We will have to shunt it through the deflector array ... but it can be done if we can get the tachyon gnerator back on line.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

60 Big Cuban population in ....New Jersey.

Dare to dream, Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (MenFz)

61
Early voting, mail in voting, balloting harvesting, circuit courts, Supreme Courts, blah, blah blah.



We are so fucked up as a country we can't even have a simple election without it turning into a huge cluster fuck.



Thanks democrats!


There are lots and lots of enemies, both foreign and domestic, whom you can thank for that. IIRC, one of Puty-poot's goals was to make us virtually ungovernable through chaos and disarray. The ChiComs saw what he wanted and piled on, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55)

62 Well, Foxnews is leading with their poll that states voters prefer Biden on law and order.

That's right folks, the Party of Riots and prison breaks is preferable to Trump, according to Fatass Table Pooper Stirewalt.

Had enough of Fox yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (vkHDf)

63 It's going to be a bloodbath my friends.

The question is not will Donald Trump win all the swing states. The question is what blue states will he win that no one is expecting.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (X4R22)

64 No me gustan los ojos pequenos redondos de Jose.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

65 All the good poles are in Poland.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (nUuHR)

66 Minnesota was the only state that Mondale won in 1984. Maybe Joe's trip is an homage to ol' Fritzy. One lame VP to another.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (evxBY)

67 52
*I did the old in-out in under 20 minudos.*



Sucks not being young anymore, eh?

Posted by: Banned


To be fair, Matlock was coming on.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (v16oJ)

68 Randomize the shield frequency.

And shit.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (XTyi0)

69 44
New Trafalgar poll from Michigan just tweeted by them:
Trump 49.1
Biden 46.6


Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)

---
The Detroit News was trumpeting a poll today that showed Biden up by 10.

It was by the same pollster who said Hillary was up by 27 vs Bernie in 2016.

Narrator Voice: Hillary lost.

Shit polls have Biden up here.

Trump seems stronger than in 2016. Dems are seriously panicking.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

70 Found at FB, here's how to troll Dem texters:

https://tinyurl.com/y3xb5zdm

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)

71 TX early voting numbers show Republicans with a 15 point advantage over Democrats.

54-39.

Assuming that the Republican and Democratic voters go with Trump/Biden in accordance with Trump and Biden's popularity within the parties, that's a clear majority for Trump and a bigger win than he had in 2016.

But, sure, Trump's losing so bad that he's just playing defense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (LvTSG)

72 I just realized something in that Subdown may be doing low key Rallies because if its widely known where it will be, more trump supporters would show up than actual Biden supporters to crash the party

Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (8YFRI)

73 22 I really think Minnesota is Trump's for the taking.

I'm just amazed it's even close, are Minnesotans that scared to be called "racist"?


Blago, I think liberals would literally rather die than be called racist.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

74 Amazing how building the wall and limiting illegal immigrations was supposed to HURT Trump with Hispanics, yet it seems to have done just the opposite.

Almost like they are as aware there is a problem as everyone else, and their loyalty to their country superseded any kind of bullshit loyalty to their race. And that Cuban Hispanics might feel VERY differently about this issue than Hondurans, almost like they are different peoples, with a variety of beliefs.

I keep getting confused here - who are actually the racists here? People like us who assume each person can form their own opinion, or them who assume you vote is dependent on you melanin count?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (nkp5d)

75 This is less than optimal for Biden:

The entire list of Florida counties where the Democrats hold an in-person early vote lead -

Alachua, Broward, Duval, Gadsden, Leon, Liberty, Madison, Orange, Osceola

Conspicuously absent : Hillsborough, Palm Beach, Miami-Dade

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (5p7BC)

76 The question is not will Donald Trump win all the swing states. The
question is what blue states will he win that no one is expecting.


I think he's got a good chance in North Korea.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (v16oJ)

77 New Trafalgar poll from Michigan just tweeted by them:
Trump 49.1
Biden 46.6


Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (xPl2J)


I'll guaran-damn-tee it's why the FBI keeps arresting "white supremacists" in Michigan. They just arrested 2 more alleged white supremacists for get this shining a light and take pictures of a home that Antifa twats are supposed to live at. It's harassment comrades. Now when Antifa or BLM shows up at people's home the rotten FBI doesn't do shit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (+OTNY)

78
On one hand, the Fake News must lie about the polls; they can never, ever acknowledge President Trump is popular.

On the other hand, every time Fake News says Biden is certain to win, they hurt D turnout more than R turnout.

On the third hand, fake ballots. There might be so many fake ballots this election that Fake News can say anything and the outcome remains the same, and they know it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (kgXbV)

79 It's looking good, but if you homos celebrate I will kill you.

Posted by: Francis at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (YwPJG)

80 >>> Walmart taking guns and ammo off the shelves *just in case* their are nationwide riots Tuesday night.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o4d43z
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (kOpft)

======

Just got back from Target. Unusually long lines, especially for a Thursday night. People stocking up in anticipation of things getting sporty next week?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (o9apC)

81 If you put a ballot in the mail *right now* how confident can you be it will arrive in time?

I
would assume there's some mechanism to drop them off, but if you can't
be bothered to go to a poll on election day, can you be bothered to
drive to a drop off point, at this point?


Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (kOpft)

I know Maryland officials started telling people today that they should not put absentee ballots in the mail but instead use the drop-off boxes.
Here in VA, early voting ends on Saturday, but anyone with an absentee ballot can still drop it off at a polling place on election day instead of standing in line to vote in person.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (LjimO)

82 All the Vichycons told us we could get the Latin vote. Now, a Republican is showing how it's done, and they're swooning. "No! You're doing it wrong! Act of Love! Get with the program!"

Phuck them.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (7X3UV)

83 73 22 I really think Minnesota is Trump's for the taking.

I'm just amazed it's even close, are Minnesotans that scared to be called "racist"?


=========

I think Trump has a better chance with MI, which wins the race for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (LvTSG)

84 36 I'm still laughing at the Biden bus leading a 100-car Trump caravan around Dallas

Where all-class "fuck yes we're coming after your guns" Beto brought more decency by calling the protesters assholes.
Posted by: RoyalOil

that shit is hilarious

Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (0tE/i)

85 Hillary is very drunk right now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

86 The zinc I've been taking today seems to have worked on the head congestion and sneezing.

I'm considering tequila. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

87 What with Chyna Joe at a certain win (89 per cent) and covid killing every Democrat who tries to vote I hope voters all over Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin stay safe and stay home.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (MenFz)

88 The day before Reagan's election victory it was supposed to be an early night for poor Ronnie the chimp actor.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (nUuHR)

89 They hide the probable landslide to hide future cheats and make them very slightly believable even to spased out writers.

Not you Ace, you're okay.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (pB6Gt)

90 +4 means that Biden is behind electorally because of the throwaway excess in the shithole states.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

91 Joe's shoring up that all important Somali vote

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (0EM+d)

92 Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM

I'm giving it all she's got, nurse!

Posted by: Scotty at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

93 People stocking up in anticipation of things getting sporty next week?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (o9apC)

Maybe it's because they see Europe in lockdown again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (xPl2J)

94 They asked Karl Rove why Harris was going to Texas. He said one word, "hubris".

I'm not Rove's biggest fan but he knows Texas. He finds the assertion that Texas will go Blue this election "laughable".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (vkHDf)

95 78
On one hand, the Fake News must lie about the polls; they can never, ever acknowledge President Trump is popular.

On the other hand, every time Fake News says Biden is certain to win, they hurt D turnout more than R turnout.

On the third hand, fake ballots. There might be so many fake ballots this election that Fake News can say anything and the outcome remains the same, and they know it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (kgXbV)

===========

"Biden's certain to win, and I'm going to die from COVID if I'm around people for more than 30 seconds. I'll just sit here and wait for the returns to come in."
-Wisconsin Democrat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (LvTSG)

96 Biden is up by 4 in the latest Texas poll. That is why he is going there instead of Minnesota.

Why is everyone laughing at me?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (8YFRI)

97 Willowed

And if the creators of Pornhub all fell off a cliff it wouldn't bother me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 06:17 PM (WkPC9)


MAGA Huntress Jenna Jameson has been on an anti Pornhub spiel for a while, saying they enable child porn.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (y7DUB)

98 Cubans are heavily populated in southern Florida.
Puerto Ricans populate central FL. At least, that's the way it was when I lived there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (RFKJ8)

99 66 Minnesota was the only state that Mondale won in 1984. Maybe Joe's trip is an homage to ol' Fritzy. One lame VP to another.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (evxBY)

----------------

Biden's handlers ought to have him visit Mondale's grave and lay a wreath of flowers there.

The optics of that would be off the charts.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (ch6++)

100 Mmmm...nurse Chappel.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (XTyi0)

101
I think that black and Hispanic support for
Trump will be the difference maker in a number of states. I've been
listening to local black conservatives being interviewed and they think
black support for Trump is much stronger than anyone has polled. A local
radio host John Anthony said his mother (who voted Dem her whole life)
will vote for Trump. She's fed up with the riots, looting and
lawlessness.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (+OTNY)

---
A black city councilman from Flint endorsed Trump yesterday. He spoke at a rally with Pence.

Dems are really, really scared about the black vote.

ANECDATA ALERT: In my leafy college neighborhood, we are awash in Biden yard signs.

There is only a single Trump sign, but it's in the yard of a black family.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)

102 El hijo de Jose es asqueroso.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

103 Kamala will be a yuge hit in Texas.

"Who let this heifer outta her pen??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

104
But, gun to my head, I believe the Fake Polls are all about creating an Alibi for the millions of fake ballots to counted for Biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (kgXbV)

105 86 The zinc I've been taking today seems to have worked on the head congestion and sneezing.

I'm considering tequila. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)
------------------

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Boost your immune system:

5000 IU of Vitamin D3 with 100 MCG of Vitamin K2
400 MG of Magnesium
1000 MG of Vitamin C
50 MG of Zinc

Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (nUuHR)

106 Hillary is very drunk right now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)


A day ending in Y then.

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (NiXyF)

107 Biden's handlers ought to have him visit Mondale's grave and lay a wreath of flowers there.

The optics of that would be off the charts.


Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (ch6++)

Yeah, Mondale would be surprised too when he saw it on the news.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (xPl2J)

108 She's fed up with the riots, looting and lawlessness.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:16 PM (+OTNY)

I think that is the issue that puts Trump way over the top.

Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (FIcu2)

109 After the Al Franken fiasco, where he won by just 312 votes, the MN
legislature passed a law that requires that all absentee ballots must be
counted by election judges selected from both major parties.
Minneapolis is booting out the Republicans, and a leftist judge rubber
stamped it ignoring the plain wording of the law.
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Good luck explaining that to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (kOpft)

110 So what they are saying is that Biden is within the margin of massive Trumpets Fraud, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (/Dgcm)

111 They asked Karl Rove why Harris was going to Texas. He said one word, "hubris".


Some of these visits by either candidate could be to try to save a few of the close down-ticket races.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

112 GOP messaging that Biden, Sen. Kamala Harris and Democrats are
socialists -- a message that has resonated in South Florida's Cuban, Venezuelan, Colombian and Nicaraguan communities.



Because it's fucking TRUE.

Everything with these squamulose Swamp lice is Socialist pablum: "resonance", "feeling" and the worst one of all "messaging".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (3P/5p)

113 I don't remember being this on edge 4 years ago. Maybe because I assumed Hillary was going to win? I can't remember. All I know is I can't stand many more days of looking for the tiniest shred of positive election news. It's gotten so bad that that if PDT changes a line in his standard stump speech I get a pain in my stomach. For instance today he said that as long as he's president the US will never be a socialist nation. Having watched multiple rallies I know he used to say we'll never be a socialist country. The "as long as I'm president " never used to be part of the speech. So now my imagination goes into overdrive and I'm worrying that he's trying to signal that he'll probably lose. I am literally driving myself crazy.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (gLRfa)

114 I am not prepared for Trump to lose. In 2016, I thought Clinton would win, and watched in incredulous disbelief as Trump took state after state. Here with the Horde, while drinking, because I can't face election results alone. I was so glad to be wrong.


If I'm wrong this time, and Trump loses, I foresee the end of the American experiment and it will devastate me. Bastard Democrats.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (b6kHD)

115 There's some info flying around that Emerson's latest poll actually showed Trump with a +1 national lead, but they got pressured to fudge the numbers to get a Biden +5 result.

How'd they do it?

99% of Democrats voting for Biden, which never, ever happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (LvTSG)

116 You know, if Jack Dorsey's beard gets just a little longer, we could use it to hang him with. We can call it Epsteinicide.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (7X3UV)

117 Trump should go to MN the same day.
Posted by: Ktgreat
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He is. Trump is in MN tomorrow night.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (5p7BC)

118 It's looking good, but if you homos celebrate I will kill you.
Posted by: Francis at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (rBtIz)

119 I hope that this is not too ugly, but I want executions after this election. These Deep State scumbags are long overdue for a reckoning

Posted by: Jmel at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (bVhJi)

120 I'll guaran-damn-tee it's why the FBI keeps arresting "white supremacists" in Michigan. They just arrested 2 more alleged white supremacists for get this shining a light and take pictures of a home that Antifa twats are supposed to live at. It's harassment comrades. Now when Antifa or BLM shows up at people's home the rotten FBI doesn't do shit.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (+OTNY)

Well, I guess you can run around with a Klan Hood securely affixed to your noggin in Virginia, get elected Governor and not be collared by the FBI, but fly an American flag in Gross Pointe and get you sorry patriotic ass dragged in, as it would seem.

Great job, Wray.

Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (w2LAm)

121 85
Hillary is very drunk right now...

Did you see the clip of Kamala in wherever? She was definitely three sheets to the wind, which is what I look for in a veep.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (v16oJ)

122 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World


Trump Titanic has hit the iceberg and is taking on water. Trump Hindenburg is sparking. Trump Pompeii is being covered by Biden Vesuvius lavatories. Enola Biden is dropping an A bomb on Trump Hiroshima.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

123 Eeyore, just wait for Dorsey's beard to get long enough to become entangled in the rear wheel well of his Porsche going 90mph...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)

124
When Brexit won (the first time), the Leftists over there wanted a do-over. Why? Because they said the election results didn't match the prior polls.

In 2004, the Democrats pretended Bush stole another election. They said the election results didn't match the Exit Polling.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:23 PM (kgXbV)

125 Just got back from Target. Unusually long lines,
especially for a Thursday night. People stocking up in anticipation of
things getting sporty next week?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (o9apC)


We're not going to have to go through this shit again are we? I'm so fed up with it. How about the mayors let the cops do their fcking jobs and the governors call up the National Guard now or maybe we'll just have to (comment deleted)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (+OTNY)

126 I really think Minnesota is Trump's for the taking.

I'm just amazed it's even close, are Minnesotans that scared to be called "racist"?

The place is going to become Mogadishu if something doesn't change.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM

Minniehopelss and St Pothole are lost causes. Maybe I am wrong, but Trump is going to win the Iron Range because, well, steel, lumber and jobs. They realized they've been fucking lied to for years. Like black voters, enough bread crumbs. They know where it's coming from. I've NEVER seen this many signs for any candidate (Trump) ever. Of course I haven't been in the Twin Shitties because why.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (pTJsd)

127 Imagine that... no comments at the bottom and the door bell rings.. NOT FIRST!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (+ldAm)

128 114 I am not prepared for Trump to lose. In 2016, I thought Clinton would win, and watched in incredulous disbelief as Trump took state after state. Here with the Horde, while drinking, because I can't face election results alone. I was so glad to be wrong.


If I'm wrong this time, and Trump loses, I foresee the end of the American experiment and it will devastate me. Bastard Democrats.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (b6kHD)

Don't think like that. Trump will win. That's what he does. That's what WE do.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (LIhNq)

129 Blago, I think liberals would literally rather die than be called racist.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2020 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

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Which is why the secret ballot is so important.

If Trump carries MN, everyone will act surprised.

"Well *I* didn't vote for him!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

130
There are lots and lots of enemies, both foreign and domestic, whom you can thank for that. IIRC, one of Puty-poot's goals was to make us virtually ungovernable through chaos and disarray. The ChiComs saw what he wanted and piled on, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55)







I suspect that its the other way around. Sort of.

Chi-Nah wanted to cause chaos in the US as prep for their continued expansion of influence and eventually, control of the Pacific Ocean. Poot-Poot, being smart but also being behind the 8-ball of having a huge country with money problems and crippling corruption, saw that if Chi-Nah couldn't expand into the Pacific, they would start looking to the west, at Siberia.

So he piled on, to help keep the Chinese distracted in the Pacific. If the Chinese were victorious, they'll spend decades consolidating their rule over the Pacific before looking to the east. If the US prevails, a possible adversary that might threaten Russia is destroyed. Putin comes out ahead either way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (EGyGV)

131 Jose es en abusador de ninos.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

132 Will Kamala be willing to interrupt a blow job to give a speech Tuesday night?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (Db0zV)

133 How many of the Democrat viewers are actually voting Trump? The exit polls via voter affiliation are garbage.

Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (Hucnr)

134 Election people in my county estimated that 1 in 4 people who usually vote Democrat are voting for Trump. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (vkHDf)

135 Kanye is on the ballot here in Tennessee.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l9m7l)

136 Just received a call from a Dem worker (I'm unaffiliated) who asked if they could count on my vote. I assured her that they could, and kept her on the phone as long as I could. Then, and I had to hesitate a moment on this, she asked me if I needed a ride to the polls.

Man, was that a temptation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (bPH26)

137 3 Please God, or Ace, let this be true!
Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (QE8X6)


Has anyone here ever seen Goad and Ace in the same room together?

*ponders the theological implications*

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (9IdCK)

138 Michigan poll...

@RobertCahaly 13m

Our new @trafalgar_group #2020Election #BattlegroundState #MIpoll conducted Oct 25-28 shows a steady Trump lead:

49.1% @realDonaldTrump,
46.6% @JoeBiden,
2.1% @Jorgensen4POTUS,
1.2% Other,
1.1% Und.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (cF8AT)

139 63 It's going to be a bloodbath my friends. The question is not will Donald Trump win all the swing states. The question is what blue states will he win that no one is expecting.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (X4R22)

New Mexico (Navaho nation just endorsed), New Hampshire, and Nevada. And surprisingly close in New York. People in New York fucking hate de Blasio and Cuomo.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (nkp5d)

140
The old coot can go to MN. Who cares? Nobody, that's who.

If Biden pulls this off, it'll be because of Trump-hatred, fraud, or both.

Nobody in Realsville gives a fuck about that decrepit monkey skeleton or whatever it is that drops out of his drool-vent. Joe will have no impact on his own election, unless it's by dying.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (XJipD)

141 Walmart taking guns and ammo off the shelves *just in case* their are nationwide riots Tuesday night.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o4d43z
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (kOpft)

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Just got back from Target.

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Unfortunate logo there, Target.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

142 One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

143 "How could the polls be so wrong" will be the most used phrase Tuesday night. Followed by, "Trump cheated".

Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (8k7U7)

144 134 Election people in my county estimated that 1 in 4 people who usually vote Democrat are voting for Trump. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (vkHDf)

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Even 15% nationwide would be huge. Hopefully there's little split balloting going on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (LvTSG)

145 @101...I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (evxBY)

146 Just think, some agents spent years training and they stick you with Hillary.

What you going to do?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (pB6Gt)

147 so, which polling firm deadenders are still at biden +12?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (zzdt2)

148 Hillary is very drunk right now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)



Well, Thursday is a day that ends in "day."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (guGkK)

149 C'mon, if Minnesota is in play this is over and Trump is trying to run up the score.

Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (FIcu2)

150 WLNSSEODQY

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)

151 136 Just received a call from a Dem worker (I'm unaffiliated) who asked if they could count on my vote. I assured her that they could, and kept her on the phone as long as I could. Then, and I had to hesitate a moment on this, she asked me if I needed a ride to the polls.

Man, was that a temptation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (bPH26)

==========

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to vote for Biden, but I have one question."

"What is it?"

"Can you promise me that Biden wants to make my 8 year old boy into a girl if he likes Barbie dolls? It would settle a bet with my wife."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (LvTSG)

152 Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (XTyi0)

153 Mike, I'm sure it was tempting to take the ride, but think about who'll you be surrounded with *on* the ride and what they'll want to talk about. Yikes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

154 Some of these visits by either candidate could be to try to save a few of the close down-ticket races.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

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Harris' visits to Texas and Ohio make sense if you think about saving congressional seats.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (cfSRQ)

155 so, which polling firm deadenders are still at biden +12?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (zzdt2)

The same ones that have the NY Jets going to the superbowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (85Gof)

156

If there is any rioting on election day or after Trump needs to send in Space Force. Set phasers to kill.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (+OTNY)

157 Blago, I think liberals would literally rather die than be called racist.

Posted by: April
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And yet, race is the very first thing that comes to their mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (830x5)

158 No matter what the Free Shit Army is Biden's base and he starts with 45%.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (/Dgcm)

159 Here is an update on early voting in Texas, last 2 sentences are interesting.


2020 General Election - Early Voting Report

Early voting ends tomorrow! I know everyone shares in my excitement/relief.

We have officially surpassed 50% turnout. Through yesterday, 8,525,424 Texans have voted early. It was pointed out to me by The Texas Tribune's Evan Smith that when we look at the numbers through today (tomorrow's report), we will have surpassed the total number of people who voted in the 2016 General Election.

As a reminder, there are still four million voters who have voted in a previous General Election who have NOT voted yet. A few weeks ago, I said we would probably get to 12 million votes cast. I'm feeling a little bit better about that prediction.

Below is the chart tracking each group of early voters by previous election history. Voters with General Election history who have not voted in a previous party's primary are about to make up the largest group of voters.Their share of the votes cast has increased 7.2% since my first report. Voters with no previous General or Primary Election history has also increased its share (by 7.0%). Their increase in the share of all votes cast has primarily come at the expense of voters with previous Democratic Primary history. That group has seen a decrease of 11.5% in their share of all votes cast.



Posted by: Opus at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (Wo2ED)

160
The day before Reagan's election victory it was supposed to be an early night for poor Ronnie the chimp actor.

osted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (nUuHR)


You may have seen those TV news clip where the famous newscaster (I forgot his name) said he couldn't believe what was happening. Historic win for Reagan, unbelievable.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (rVFYE)

161 People stocking up in anticipation of things getting sporty next week?



Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (o9apC)

Maybe it's because they see Europe in lockdown again.


Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:20 PM (xPl2J)

Probably a combination of both.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (LjimO)

162 Kamala with a snootful.
https://tinyurl.com/y432thls

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (v16oJ)

163 say, forget about the stupid polls...do you guys know the difference between trump fridges and biden fridges?

wait till you see what BTS is doing to beat q@non and proud boys at their own game.

----twitter trends

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (zzdt2)

164 152
Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:27 PM (XTyi0)

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Only if I have a sentry gun from "Aliens" in my front yard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (cfSRQ)

165 139 63 It's going to be a bloodbath my friends. The question is not will Donald Trump win all the swing states. The question is what blue states will he win that no one is expecting.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 07:17 PM (X4R22)

New Mexico (Navaho nation just endorsed), New Hampshire, and Nevada. And surprisingly close in New York. People in New York fucking hate de Blasio and Cuomo.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (nkp5d)

==========

1) People hated de Blasio before his re-election and he still won.

2) NH is gonna go red, and it's going to be the beginning of the end of Rachel Maddow's remaining sanity. Must watch TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (LvTSG)

166 TJM, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

167 135 Kanye is on the ballot here in Tennessee.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 07:25 PM (l9m7l)

We went to vote the other day (Missouri) and my husband said to me as we were leaving, "I'm bummed...Ye wasn't on the ballot."

Don't worry he's been a Trumpster since day 1.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (cF8AT)

168 Do we bet against PDT? No, we do not bet against PDT.

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

169 Still think Trump takes MN, NH, NV. Different formula in each place. But the fundamentals are there, and early tea leaves all positive.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (OTzUX)

170
If it turns out Ace is G-d, it'll mean that I've been laboring under a whole series of truly profound misapprehensions about virtually everything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (XJipD)

171 Walmart taking guns and ammo off the shelves *just in case* their are nationwide riots Tuesday night.



It's a great world we're living in now, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (guGkK)

172 OT but want to thank OregonMuse for the Hungarian Mushroom Soup recipe. Today was our first nippy day, so I made it.

Very, very good. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (LIhNq)

173 ".I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo."

I've noticed it. Old Glory is the new Trump/Pence sign.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (gLRfa)

174 Trump is going to win Texas easily, not only because the normal people who make up the majority of the state are going to turn out big to vote for him, but also because he will have big Hispanic turnout compared to 2016, across the board in all states.

It's going to be the ultimate repudiation of the George W Bush/Karl Rove playbook: Trump resisted illegal immigration reform through amnesty and instead built a wall and doubled down on ICE. As a result center-right hispanics are voting for him in numbers enough to give him a comfortable win in Texas, a huge win in Florida, and possibly a sweep of the southwest (Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico).

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (X4R22)

175 One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds.

***************

I prefer they all be lined up and shot in the faces with BB guns so many times it will take twenty years to remove all the pellets

Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (8YFRI)

176 I like reading this, I think it's right, I think trump is going to repeat 2016 with a few more states under his belt, incliding mn. but are we crazy? what are we missing?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (zzdt2)

177 Worst case in which Trump still wins is losing PA, MI and holding IA and AZ.
That is a 270-268 victory.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (xT2tT)

178 141 Walmart taking guns and ammo off the shelves *just in case* their are nationwide riots Tuesday night.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6o4d43z
Posted by: Methos

they had ammo?

Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (0tE/i)

179 166 TJM, LOL!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

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Do you think I'm a clown here to amuse you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (LvTSG)

180 If you were managing a McDonalds, would you hire Frank Luntz?

Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (1z7Xm)

181 "Only if I have a sentry gun from "Aliens" in my front yard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd "


Only the most badass thing in the history of cinema.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (XTyi0)

182 Best thing ever would be if NY went red and Hillary had to cast her electoral vote for Trump. I hope God loves us this much.

Posted by: Jmel at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (bVhJi)

183
Nixon did really well in the '72 election, despite the years of "unrest" and protests. So I hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (kgXbV)

184 I'm dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)

185 Giuliani Describes Content of Hunter Bidens Hard Drive: Horrible, Pornographic Photos of Underage Girls

Then fuckin release the pictures NOW

I mean sundown calls hunter the smartest man he knows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (85Gof)

186 Shenanigans, I'd say NV and MN and NM for the blue states no one is expecting (they're not all deeply or uniformly blue, is why).

But the real outliers are OR and VA. I see a way VA can turn, OR tougher, but clear signs 2020 is not a normal cycle there either.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

187 Biden just spewed that bilge about Trump calling soldiers losers and suckers. I wanted to reach through the screen and strangle the SOB

Posted by: Aud at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (uBywd)

188 25 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.

I am not making this up.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCiJZ)


ABC is just parroting Nate Silver, known liar and loser.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

189 182 Best thing ever would be if NY went red and Hillary had to cast her electoral vote for Trump. I hope God loves us this much.
Posted by: Jmel at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (bVhJi)

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They would send another set of electors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (LvTSG)

190 they had ammo?
Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (0tE/i)



Just minie balls and BBs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (guGkK)

191 Sucks not being young anymore, eh?

I'm a secksual Triceratops!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (HaL55)

192 Kayne is on the ballot in MN. Currently polling 3.3% (double Obama's margin of victory in 2016.)

Posted by: WillowViney at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (d3MA1)

193 One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds.

Won't work. When the former pollsters ask "what would you like", the customers will hang up on them or lie.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (v16oJ)

194 Kamala with a snootful.
https://tinyurl.com/y432thls
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (v16oJ)

Oh my....my kind of woman. Drunk!

Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (w2LAm)

195 But who will do the Peter Jennings thing and say the voters 'threw a temper tantrum' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

196 ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.


Did they consult with President H Clinton about that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

197 Yeah, Mondale would be surprised too when he saw it on the news.
Posted by: Mark1971
----------
*snort*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (5p7BC)

198 Nixon did really well in the '72 election, despite the years of "unrest" and protests. So I hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

And he was roundly mocked for stating "The Silent Majority " would elect him.

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (arJlL)

199 42 What's the pro-Biden excuse for being in MN this late? He just likes dumb Swedes that damn much?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 07:15 PM (H5knJ)


Biden heard the best Jello is in Minnesota.

With carrots.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

200 Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (guGkK)

201 >>> ".I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo."

I've noticed it. Old Glory is the new Trump/Pence sign.
Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (gLRfa)

=====

My neighborhood, too. The one house not flying the Stars and Stripes? My next door neighbor who had a Bernie sign up last year.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (uy0w8)

202 I like reading this, I think it's right, I think trump is going to
repeat 2016 with a few more states under his belt, incliding mn. but are
we crazy? what are we missing?...........
The people who voted for him the first time who cannot stand his style. That's what you are missing.
But.. there are many Hispanic and Black voters who can see what Trump has done for them in their paychecks..
I don't know which one is greater in the people who will actually vote.. in the few states that count.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (CjFDo)

203 My husband is so pissed about the threats of violence by the left. He said he's about ready to let his prog siblings have it.

Lol. Bless his heart. Should have done it months ago.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

204 Big Fat Meanie, Luntz's face could be used to check the temp of the grills.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

205 200
Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?


Lung cancer.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (v16oJ)

206 >Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?


dead as Kelsey's nuts

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

207 Okay. 1 post. I predict Trump wins with between 295- 305 EVs, and loses on Popular vote by less than 1 million.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (bCLt0)

208 "Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?
Posted by: Cicero "


Pinin for the Fords.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (XTyi0)

209 But who will do the Peter Jennings thing and say the voters 'threw a temper tantrum' ?

----> lol yes, but a reelection is not a temper tantrum, it's a ...m.m.m.m.mandate

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (zzdt2)

210 186 Shenanigans, I'd say NV and MN and NM for the blue states no one is expecting (they're not all deeply or uniformly blue, is why).

But the real outliers are OR and VA. I see a way VA can turn, OR tougher, but clear signs 2020 is not a normal cycle there either.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:30 PM (OTzUX)

=========

VA seems like it's within the realm of possibility.

If the House of Burgess' activities and proclivities have pissed off enough of the state that's not part of NOVA or Richmond, and if Trump's campaign kicks enough VA GOP butt to get them moving.

As an addition datum: I was looking at the VA SoS website and returned mail in ballots. One of the worst localities was Richmond and its surrounding county. The best Congressional districts were uniformly Republican. Hard to tell too much from that information, but it can easily be interpreted as bad for Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (LvTSG)

211 "Kayne is on the ballot in MN. Currently polling 3.3% (double Obama's margin of victory in 2016.)"

I doubt he's taking votes away from Trump..

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (gLRfa)

212 Mmmm. Mushroom soup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (hGohp)

213 Cicero, I believe Jennings smoked himself into an early grave.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Biden's handlers ought to have him visit Mondale's grave and lay a wreath of flowers there.

I am not dead. Yet. C'mon, man.

Posted by: Walter Mondale at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (H5knJ)

215 Shenanigans, amnesty/illegal migration definitely a plus, but I think Trump has traction with Hispanics* for other reasons, cultural. Same as with black males.

* Of all the catch-all terms we use, "Hispanics" might be the most misleading, as it groups together truly wildly diverse people who often share little other than language.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)

216 Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (guGkK)


Yes. Still dead.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

217 Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?

Lung cancer.
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (v16oJ)


Too bad. The guy could really stuff a shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (guGkK)

218 I would break down in giggles if Trump wins Virginia. Please, home commonwealth. Please.

There'd be a chance for the Republican Senate candidate if Trump takes VA.

It all comes down to turnout, doesn't it? And how many votes the Democrats create through fraud.

Nail-biter.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (b6kHD)

219
Don't think like that. Trump will win. That's what he does. That's what WE do.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (LIhNq)





This.

Keep up the optimism. BELIEVE that Trump will prevail. Because he will.

And if by some curse he doesn't, we'll just fucking deal with the consequences. Because we're adults, and Americans. We're not soiboi jackoffs who cry when they break a fingernail.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (EGyGV)

220 85 Hillary is very drunk right now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Evergreen post.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (Ojki1)

221 Florida does have a wild card no one talks about.

All the old left wing geezers vote in their shit hole states like New Yawk, New Jerksey, Massashitstain and Conneticunt for a hand out.....then vote again when their wrinkled old asses come south to Florida to hit the early bird, not tip and wait for death to come calling while causing pile ups in driving their RV down I-95.

But the China Flu may have dealt the old bastards a bad hand this year and they can't do their double vote BS.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (Z+IKu)

222 208
"Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?

Posted by: Cicero "





Pinin for the Fords.

Posted by: eleven


I really want a Ferrari, but different strokes.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (v16oJ)

223 Back on 1980 we had a mock election in junior high. Reagan came in first, Anderson second, and Carter third.


Serioysly, we had a chant back then:

Jimmy Carter
Has a way
Of fucking up
The USA.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (cZjDV)

224 Just for Nadlers & Kamalas, I clicked on a Biden ad in my fb feed - the comments were overwhelmingly anti-Biden & pro Trump. Take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

225 One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)


McDonalds is honest work usually by cheerful people. I done see that being an option for those morose deadbeats.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (y7DUB)

226 Yeah, the media is still pushing polls over actual votes.

Insane.

They only have a 76k lead in ballots in Clark County, NV.
Hillary won Clark by 80k. 3 days of early voting plus election day to go there.
Mail-in ballot returns have dropped two days in a row while in-person has increased.
Guess which party leads in-person?

Texas, blue? Only if they go back to alternating red and blue like they used to before 2000.

And you know why "Trump is racist" has never gotten traction outside of the hard left?
Cause the whole country has been watching and seeing Trump for 40 years-- don't you think if he was really racist it'd have come out by now?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (IMIST)

227 pep, LOL.

"You dumbass! You gave me a Filet-O-Fish!"
"But that's what you asked for"
"I was LYING shithead!!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

228
Biden is going to MN to re-stoke the George Floyd flames. Maybe they're afraid Minneapolis D's forgot about that white cop killing poor innocent George.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (kgXbV)

229 What does Huffpo say? Cause they really nailed it last time.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (51WJ2)

230 "One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds."

Tasing BJ's behind the 7-11 for a Slurpee.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (vkHDf)

231 Do you think I'm a clown here to amuse you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

Well your clown car crash was funny.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (pB6Gt)

232 I like reading this, I think it's right, I think trump is going to
repeat 2016 with a few more states under his belt, incliding mn. but are
we crazy? what are we missing?


This is anecdotal, but outside the early polling place this afternoon there were 4 or 5 people out in front waving Trump signs. Across the parking lot was one lone lady with a Puddinhead sign and no one around her. I saw that with my own two lying eyes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)

233 195 But who will do the Peter Jennings thing and say the voters 'threw a temper tantrum' ?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

Blacklash !

~Van Jones

Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (FIcu2)

234 Can the autists find Biden's event and get a Trump Train there before Biden ducks out? All he's doing is "delivering remarks", so they'll have to be fast.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (2nFxy)

235 Have read that El Paso is going on near lockdown pandemic style with curfews. Hospitals loaded with illegals? picked up off the international bridge by EMT's.


If true, so great that illegals are in beds when possibly Americans need them.

Apparently the mayor is going to defy the Governor over this.

The real question is also if voter suppression, plandemic style?

Should be verified tonight, I guess.

If you can vote early, do it, Morons. Please.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging supermodel, requests daily freak outs by Dims , at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (SK2xO)

236 Captain Hate, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

237 211 "Kayne is on the ballot in MN. Currently polling 3.3% (double Obama's margin of victory in 2016.)"

I doubt he's taking votes away from Trump..
Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (gLRfa)

==========

In terms of polling, I bet he's pulling votes from Trump. In terms of actual votes, though, it will probably be black Democrats who can't bring themselves to vote for Trump.

The Gary Johnson of the black community in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (LvTSG)

238 Cuban Hispanics might feel VERY differently about this issue than Hondurans, almost like they are different peoples, with a variety of beliefs.


For what it's worth, Mexican immigrants (legal ones) and Mexican-Americans don't want the Hondurans and Salvadorans here, especially the illegal ones, which is most of them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (jK8Z7)

239 I just saw a commercial with little kids wearing RBG doilies.
Wth?

Posted by: f'd at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (7sbz0)

240 "Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?
Posted by: Cicero "


Pinin for the Fords.
Posted by: eleven

Somewhere, a Pinto engine starts......

A woman screams.....

A dog barks.......

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (arJlL)

241 MN that's gone Dem since 1974 (or '72) is in play?? There must be some mistake.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (an7Mv)

242 There'd be a chance for the Republican Senate candidate if Trump takes VA.

The Warner ads on YT are relentless.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (v16oJ)

243 Back on 1980 we had a mock election in junior high. Reagan came in first, Anderson second, and Carter third.


Serioysly, we had a chant back then:

Jimmy Carter
Has a way
Of fucking up
The USA.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (cZjDV)


*ok, ok, I can work with this...

Democrat party
Has a way
Of Fucking up
The USA

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

244 *reads headline*

Wait, Heels-Up Harris is admitting that Biden is down 4 points? That's odd.....

Posted by: pookysgirl read too fast at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (XKZwp)

245 Yeah, I am pretty sure the Biden campaign is going to dig up George Floyd and kill him again.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (vkHDf)

246 TMJ my back-of-napkin half-a** VA scenario:

* black vote down overall, with enough cross-over to Trump to matter

* Trump vote super-charged, near theoretical maximum possible turnout, for mostly obvious reasons (abuse at the hands of state govt.)

* average-at-best D turnout overall

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

247 I would say that the media's flogging of ridiculous bullshit polls would be the final stake in the heart of its credibility, but I find that I ran out of credibility stakes during the Obama administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (guGkK)

248 The last time I got a Filet-o-fish it was too fishy.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (XTyi0)

249 I first said it was an anti-incumbent tantrum but then it was point out that all the Republican incumbents won.

also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE!

Posted by: Peter Jennings at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

250 Nancy Pelosi
Has a way
Of Fucking up
The USA


*this is catchy !

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

251 All of this "biden way ahead" shit is utter fantasy and is symptomatic of just how fucking crazy people got in this country over the past mere decade. One side violently out of touch with America and the other doesn't seem to want to acknowledge that they want us dead.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (aR6C/)

252 109 After the Al Franken fiasco, where he won by just 312 votes, the MN
legislature passed a law that requires that all absentee ballots must be
counted by election judges selected from both major parties.
Minneapolis is booting out the Republicans, and a leftist judge rubber
stamped it ignoring the plain wording of the law.
---
Good luck explaining that to SCOTUS.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 07:21 PM (kOpft)

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Judge Dread Roberts at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (Ojki1)

253
Seriously, WTF is Joe gonna say to convince a MN voter at this stage of the game?

"duh-derpa derpa doo Trump bad very bad. soldiers an' stuff. you know the stuff. the thing. where the hell am i? where's hunter? he's in big trouble, you know that?"

It's not like he's gonna blast out from stage-right to show that jacked-up throng the colorful, high-energy spectacle they've been longing to see counter Trump.

It'll be a pathetic dotard shaking his liver-spotted fist at imaginary monsters in front a dozen other sad old porridgeheads.

What is the point of this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (XJipD)

254 I'm declaring Trump the winner in Virginia.

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (MVjcR)

255 When I was a child, my mom took me into the voting booth with her, and let me cast a vote for Reagan. That's a GOOD memory.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (b6kHD)

256 I would break down in giggles if Trump wins Virginia. Please, home commonwealth. Please.

There'd be a chance for the Republican Senate candidate if Trump takes VA.

It all comes down to turnout, doesn't it? And how many votes the Democrats create through fraud.

Nail-biter.
Posted by: Beltway Elite


Virginia could use some good news, especially today.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (FTlwv)

257 Posted by: f'd at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (7sbz0)

WTF was it a commercial for?!

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (KuT6N)

258 @243...sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer ad ditty.

Oscar Meyer has a way
with b-o-l-o-g-n-a

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (evxBY)

259 "Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?

Posted by: Cicero "


"I see OJ"

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (xPl2J)

260 180 If you were managing a McDonalds, would you hire Frank Luntz?
Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (1z7Xm)

*********************

"Excuse me, I ordered two Big Macs, a McFlurry and an egg Mcmuffin. You've given me seventeen packets of kale chips. I didn't even think you did kale chips. This is not what I said."

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (oaWXk)

261 I try and try not to get overly optimistic, but I can't help it. Landslide, baby.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)

262 Jimmy Carter
Has a way
Of fucking up
The USA.

*ok, ok, I can work with this...

Democrat party
Has a way
Of Fucking up
The USA

***********

Wow you really flexed your creative muscles there, Hoss

Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (8YFRI)

263 Texas, blue? Only if they go back to alternating red and blue like they used to before 2000.


In fact, there has not been a Democrat elected statewide to any office since 1992.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (jK8Z7)

264 "Trump should go to MN the same day."

and same town, two miles away ... Trump draws 5000, Biden draws 50 (counting the pumpkins)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Cus5s)

265 Geez, Fox just showed a few minutes of Bidens speech. How in God's name can anyone vote for that idiot?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (nxdel)

266 French officials have identified the terror suspect in Thursdays horrific fatal knife attack in Nice as Brahim Aouissaoui, a Tunisian migrant who entered France illegally.

Hum hey france, maybe ya better build a wall.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (85Gof)

267 170
If it turns out Ace is G-d, it'll mean that I've been laboring under a whole series of truly profound misapprehensions about virtually everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (XJipD)

---------------------------

For one, He's a lot hairier than I imagined.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (CAJOC)

268 115 There's some info flying around that Emerson's latest poll actually showed Trump with a +1 national lead, but they got pressured to fudge the numbers to get a Biden +5 result.

How'd they do it?

99% of Democrats voting for Biden, which never, ever happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:22 PM (LvTSG)

Sometimes 120% do.

Posted by: Philadelphia polling centers. at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (Ojki1)

269 246 TMJ my back-of-napkin half-a** VA scenario:

* black vote down overall, with enough cross-over to Trump to matter

* Trump vote super-charged, near theoretical maximum possible turnout, for mostly obvious reasons (abuse at the hands of state govt.)

* average-at-best D turnout overall
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

===========

Indications from NC show depressed black turnout. Mixed with the plethora of polls showing increased black support for Trump, I think your first point is solid.

The Republican turnout question seems largely based on how self-motivated less regular voters in Southwest Virginia are after they sat out the last midterm that delivered the House of Burgess, barely to Democrats, who then spent two years flying their freak flag very high as well as the actual GOTV effort Trump's team is apparently forcing on the VA GOP. I hope it's enough, but we'll see. We are seeing really high turnout rates from rural areas in places like Nevada right now, so there's a solid chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (LvTSG)

270 One side effect of PDT winning in a week will be seeing a lot of pollsters have to begin new careers at McDonalds.


They'll have to fight the former professional athletes and Disney employees.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

271 >>> 219
Don't think like that. Trump will win. That's what he does. That's what WE do.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (LIhNq)





This.

Keep up the optimism. BELIEVE that Trump will prevail. Because he will.

And if by some curse he doesn't, we'll just fucking deal with the consequences. Because we're adults, and Americans. We're not soiboi jackoffs who cry when they break a fingernail.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (EGyGV)

Just because.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (/kh7m)

272 I'm declaring Trump the winner in Virginia.
Posted by: Weasel

Okay

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (arJlL)

273 oh right...the voter fraud. shit.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (zzdt2)

274 "I try and try not to get overly optimistic, but I can't help it. Landslide, baby.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis"


Yeah. When does PDT lose?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (XTyi0)

275 With Marco Rubio we could win states like Minnesota and the election....paraphrasing the "influential" RedState endorsement from 2016.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (5Yk8D)

276 and same town, two miles away ... Trump draws 5000, Biden draws 50 (counting the pumpkins)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (Cus5s)



Fifty would be the biggest crown Biden has drawn so far. It could be a sign of late Joementum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (guGkK)

277 256
Virginia could use some good news, especially today.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (FTlwv)

==========

Virginia, there is NOT a Santa Claus!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (LvTSG)

278 242 There'd be a chance for the Republican Senate candidate if Trump takes VA.

The Warner ads on YT are relentless.
Posted by: pep



Warner looks like Tony Robbins to me. Just as creepy too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (riEc+)

279 Biden is going to MN to re-stoke the George Floyd flames. Maybe they're afraid Minneapolis D's forgot about that white cop killing poor innocent George.

"You know why we call it fentanyl, folks? Because it's from China! Hah. Get it, China...oh, never mind."

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (WLHrn)

280 Boat Race 2020.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (4NtsG)

281 I'm declaring Trump the winner in Virginia.
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:36 PM (MVjcR)
------

Wouldn't that be wonderful? I would love that to happen. I'm praying for that to happen.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (/669Q)

282 260 180 If you were managing a McDonalds, would you hire Frank Luntz?
Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (1z7Xm)

*********************

"Excuse me, I ordered two Big Macs, a McFlurry and an egg Mcmuffin. You've given me seventeen packets of kale chips. I didn't even think you did kale chips. This is not what I said."
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (oaWXk)

========

"My model said this was what you wanted. The model can't be wrong. Take the fucking chips."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (LvTSG)

283 Geez, Fox just showed a few minutes of Bidens speech. How in God's name can anyone vote for that idiot?

Posted by: Jewells45


Noted the shades, dude's probably high as a kite.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (51WJ2)

284
Serioysly, we had a chant back then:



Jimmy Carter

Has a way

Of fucking up

The USA.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (cZjDV)

---
Yeah, it was based on the Oscar Meyer weiner song. They even used the "My pres'dent has a first name, it's J I M MY; my pres'dent has a second name it's C A R T E R."

I forget the middle part but we kids sang it "Jimmy Carter has a way of messing up the USA.

Fun times.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

285 Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?
==============================
In 2016, "they" would point and laugh. In 2020, they burn your house down. F*^k no.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (7Fj9P)

286 TX-32 is in Dallas.

It's one they flipped in 2018.

The nice black man has a pretty blonde challenger.

Is that why Harris and Beto are in Dallas?

Are they really down to "save the House" last gasp?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (IMIST)

287 Can the autists find Biden's event and get a Trump Train there before Biden ducks out? All he's doing is "delivering remarks", so they'll have to be fast.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 07:34 PM (2nFxy

I thought he was "having a discussion." About morals and stuff.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

288 I wouldn't put Joe going to MN down to "needing to shore up the vote" It is just as likely that his handlers know that actually seeing Joe decreases desire to vote for him but they want maintain the illusion that Joe is out there campaigning so they chose a safe place to send him.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (Aashi)

289 I looked it up. Jennings died in 2005. Lung cancer.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (gLRfa)

290 266
French officials have identified the terror suspect in Thursdays
horrific fatal knife attack in Nice as Brahim Aouissaoui, a Tunisian
migrant who entered France illegally.


He was angry about France's lack of consonants.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (v16oJ)

291 andycanuck, MN has sent GOP senators to DC many times since '72 - in the 80s, both of them were GOP.

El Paso - just as AZ a few months back, and the RGV as well, this is part of Mexico's acute peak being "borrowed" across the border (literally, as Christy points out - same thing happened from San Diego to the TX border cities, people taking ambulances from the border crossing direct to hospitals). Imperial County, east of San Diego, was swamped.

Chihuaha, across border from El Paso, is the only state still "red" in Mexico's public health rating system.

I'm not all the upset about this, for the most part. See it as purely humanitarian aid, really. If we have available ICU space, use it (normal stay in ICU is brief - with either, ahemm, outcome .....).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

292 263 Texas, blue? Only if they go back to alternating red and blue like they used to before 2000.


In fact, there has not been a Democrat elected statewide to any office since 1992.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (jK8Z7)

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"But Beto!"
-Pollsters, with nothing else

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (LvTSG)

293 Trump has now redpilled FOUR old-school rap stars:

Kanye West
Ice Cube
Fifty Cent
Lil Wayne (as of today)

Combined, they have nearly 200 million Twitter followers.

ALL four of them have praised Trump in recent days and weeks.

This may not mean anything to middle-class whites, but this is a HUGE deal to middle-age blacks, for whom these four guys are like the Beatles and Elvis and Sinatra and Taylor Swift combined.

The general feeling now is: If you'e black and over 35, it is acceptable to be pro-Trump.

Yeah, the teenagers see these guys as rap dinosaurs, but black teenagers don't vote, so their opinions are irrelevant.

I think the Four Rapmen of the Apocalypse will actually be the thing that guarantees Trump's victory.

You think I am joking, but I am not.

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (HEEq1)

294 We're not soiboi jackoffs who cry when they break a fingernail.

What about a thumbnail? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (3P/5p)

295 Wouldn't that be wonderful? I would love that to happen. I'm praying for that to happen.
Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (/669Q)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

296 I looked it up. Jennings died in 2005. Lung cancer.
Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (gLRfa)



It's no wonder I haven't seen him for a while.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (guGkK)

297 "Kayne is on the ballot in MN. Currently polling 3.3% (double Obama's margin of victory in 2016.)

Gonna laugh my ass off if Kanye outperforms the libertarians.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (sTnpX)

298 I believe the Only-Joe forecasted results...if only due to the mail in vote fraud conspiracy theory.

My own theory is thus:
Jill Biden is a tough cookie. She knows where all the gelt is. As a matter of fact, she's stood behind her addled husband through the entire primary and general campaigns.
She (Joe's too slow to understand this) has pledged to the DNC, that by Valentines Day 2021, PJB will become incapacitated in some manner and the VP Harris will step in.
The 'Biden Family' will receive the sum of a billion dollars for this subterfuge. While the DNC begins manipulating scenarios to bring about their socialist dream-world.

Posted by: socalcon at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (Roy2Z)

299 Shoot. Just discovered First Aid Kit.

Crap. I've been living in a hole.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (CPk08)

300 If it turns out Ace is G-d, it'll mean that I've been laboring under a whole series of truly profound misapprehensions about virtually everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (XJipD)

---------------------------

For one, He's a lot hairier than I imagined.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Robin Williams hairy ?

When he takes his shirt off, does it look like he's wearing a sweater ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (arJlL)

301 215 Shenanigans, amnesty/illegal migration definitely a plus, but I think Trump has traction with Hispanics* for other reasons, cultural. Same as with black males.

* Of all the catch-all terms we use, "Hispanics" might be the most misleading, as it groups together truly wildly diverse people who often share little other than language.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)

True, rhomboid. You know who we have to thank for it? The Nixon Administration. I don't know why, but they decided to start counting Hispanic as an ethnicity.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (jK8Z7)

302 OT but it's cute that even deblasio has to explain to new yorker ferals that...yeah, we can still arrest you for the looting and shit you did two months ago.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (zzdt2)

303 172 OT but want to thank OregonMuse for the Hungarian Mushroom Soup recipe. Today was our first nippy day, so I made it.

Very, very good. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (LIhNq)

That looked sooooo good! I meant to print out the recipe and forgot. So thanks for reminding me and the recipe review!

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)

304 I'm declaring Trump the winner in Virginia.
Posted by: Weasel
=====================
You're better with guns. Lips to God's ears, all that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (7Fj9P)

305 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)

I thought you lived in Alabama?

Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (9UmRs)

306

I thought he was "having a discussion." About morals and stuff.



Just not his.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

307
I don't know how big an impact the black vote will have in '20.

But I think the Dems ain't getting more blacks to vote for them than in '16. Just my gut feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (XJipD)

308 Trump will do a rally at a factory in Rochester MN. On the same day Biden will do a 'drive in' rally somewhere in Saint Paul at 'a place to be determined'.

Posted by: WillowViney at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (d3MA1)

309 Luntz sounds like a German insult. Du Luntz

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (Db0zV)

310 297 Gonna laugh my ass off if Kanye outperforms the libertarians.

Yeezy stands for something, unlike the "Libertarian Party".

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (IMlAK)

311 Did the fever break?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

312 302
OT but it's cute that even deblasio has to explain to new yorker ferals
that...yeah, we can still arrest you for the looting and shit you did
two months ago.

Wut abow' the statue of lemontaters?

Posted by: Rioters at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (v16oJ)

313 Don't think like that. Trump will win. That's what he does. That's what WE do.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:24 PM (LIhNq)





This.

Keep up the optimism. BELIEVE that Trump will prevail. Because he will.

And if by some curse he doesn't, we'll just fucking deal with the consequences. Because we're adults, and Americans. We're not soiboi jackoffs who cry when they break a fingernail.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (EGyGV)

Just because.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (/kh7m)

We work for what we want. And we vote.

All of us. Any horde member who doesn't vote will spend a lifetime in the barrel.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

314 Wait.

I thought a Republican had to support open borders to garner Hispanic votes. Karl Rove told me so!

Biden may have led nationally by four/five a month ago but I wouldn't bet that ever was real, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (puu6v)

315 A Biden win would be a perfect f'n end to this stupid f'n year. I don't really want to contemplate what happens after that.
I'm having trouble though balancing between optimism and pessimism, and can't just resign myself to the inevitable like last time. It would be against cosmic forces that PDT doesn't get 4 more years to finish the job, but the anticipation is quite unpleasant.

Posted by: f'd at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (7sbz0)

316 * Of all the catch-all terms we use, "Hispanics" might be the most misleading, as it groups together truly wildly diverse people who often share little other than language.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)



We speak Portuguese, bitch.

Posted by: Billions of Brazilians at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (guGkK)

317 Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?
==============================


Got 2.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (hGohp)

318 >>> 298 I believe the Only-Joe forecasted results...if only due to the mail in vote fraud conspiracy theory.

My own theory is thus:
Jill Biden is a tough cookie evil twat with no conscience. She knows where all the gelt is. As a matter of fact, she's stood behind her addled husband through the entire primary and general campaigns.
She (Joe's too slow to understand this) has pledged to the DNC, that by Valentines Day 2021, PJB will become incapacitated in some manner and the VP Harris will step in.
The 'Biden Family' will receive the sum of a billion dollars for this subterfuge. While the DNC begins manipulating scenarios to bring about their socialist dream-world.
Posted by: socalcon at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (Roy2Z)

I was going to say I don't think the CCP would want to wait until February 14th, but the Chinese New Year is the 12th.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (/kh7m)

319 Fiddy Cent is middle aged?
Gonna party like its your 50th birthday

Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (1z7Xm)

320 Jon Ralston
@RalstonReports
I updated the early voting blog.

More rurals, more GOP crushing.

But Trump needs them to have a significantly bigger share of the vote to have much chance in Nevada.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (zXyVF)

321 307
I don't know how big an impact the black vote will have in '20.

But I think the Dems ain't getting more blacks to vote for them than in '16. Just my gut feeling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (XJipD)

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Turnout was about 12% with Hillary getting 89% of them.

I imagine turnout will go down to about 11-11.5% with Biden getting about 80% of them (Trump getting between 13-15% and the rest going third party like Kanye).

That sort of result makes some states like NC and MI impossible for Democrats to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (LvTSG)

322 A few weeks ago Rush thought they were not going to be able to keep inflating poll numbers for Sundowner. They would need to get it to be within the real margin of error.

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (OjZpE)

323 1) People hated de Blasio before his re-election and he still won.

That was pre-COVID19 and riots. It it one thing to think someone is an incompetent jackass, and another to have grandma die, have your business looted, and watch the value of your condo fall by 20%. And have a mayor who is entirely oblivious to it all.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (nkp5d)

324 Polls are the new gaslighting.

I just polled my county. I spoke with both registered Democrats and Republicans.

Of the Democrats I spoke to, 99% are voting for Biden

Of the Republicans I spoke to, 98% are voting for Trump.

I therefore deduce that Biden has a 1 -3 point advantage in my county.

However, my sampling was squirrels. With or without nuts. I decided which were D and which were R.

This is science. You cannot deny my results or you are racist. H8Tr$

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

325 @293...criminal justice reform, support to historically black colleges, and not wanting to listen to the lunatic white women who really run the democratic party are underappreciated electoral issues in the African American community.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (evxBY)

326 That looked sooooo good! I meant to print out the recipe and forgot. So thanks for reminding me and the recipe review!
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)


You're so welcome! You're gonna love it!

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (LIhNq)

327 201 >>> ".I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo."

I've noticed it. Old Glory is the new Trump/Pence sign.
Posted by: Tuna

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My neighborhood, too. The one house not flying the Stars and Stripes? My next door neighbor who had a Bernie sign up last year.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
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Same here in my neighborhood in Deep Red Trump Country. Some folks filled their yards with Trump signs and two days later all were gone except impeach nazi? Someone stole them overnight.. But there are plenty of America flags and maybe three Biden signs. I also saw one Republicans for Biden sign FWIW. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (+ldAm)

328 Ace, large doses o' rye, and Dvorak: recipe for peace on a troubled planet.

Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (QE8X6)

329 But I think the Dems ain't getting more blacks to vote for them than in '16. Just my gut feeling.

Dems?
They will claim more blacks than EXIST in the country.

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (wyQ4g)

330 It's not who votes its who counts the votes and when

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (agkAc)

331 Why would God need a Vespa??

Posted by: capt james tiberius kirk at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (an7Mv)

332 323 1) People hated de Blasio before his re-election and he still won.

That was pre-COVID19 and riots. It it one thing to think someone is an incompetent jackass, and another to have grandma die, have your business looted, and watch the value of your condo fall by 20%. And have a mayor who is entirely oblivious to it all.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (nkp5d)

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If NYC can get more than 18% of its population to actually vote in the next mayoral race, maybe the next mayor won't be a complete piece of shit.

But the next Democrat will be a "good" Democrat and win bigly because New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (LvTSG)

333 Yeezy stands for something, unlike the "Libertarian Party".


Are you saying that butt sex and getting high are not sound public policy??

Posted by: The Libertarian Party at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (riEc+)

334 I don't know how big an impact the black vote will have in '20.



But I think the Dems ain't getting more blacks to vote for them than in '16. Just my gut feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice




I think just as whites get upset when one does something dastardly, so blacks have to be looking around going WTF!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (51WJ2)

335 Did the fever break?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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who had a fever?

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)

336 I don't think the people in Minneapolis liked having riots. I don't think they liked it at all.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (JKNZq)

337 they had ammo?
Posted by: x at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (0tE/i)


30-30, .270, and some .303

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (/Dgcm)

338 @RobertCahaly 35m

Our new @trafalgar_group
#2020Election #BattlegroundState #MIpoll conducted Oct 25-28 shows a steady Trump lead:
49.1%
@realDonaldTrump

46.6%
@JoeBiden

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (416wY)

339 Where's Hunter? Remember when he was going to campaign with Pop?


Would have been sweet if he'd have been with Pop and Natalie today.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

340 Willowed
Is there not one Republican in the FBI that this came across their radar and maybe alerted the Trump campaign?

====================

Devin Nunes spoke respectfully of a few nameless "patriots" in the Intel Community who helped him find the way in the Russia Hoax, and he won't give them up, ever. This was in the film "The Plot Against the President" film

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (JuJ9P)

341
OT but want to thank OregonMuse for the Hungarian Mushroom Soup recipe. Today was our first nippy day, so I made it.

Very, very good. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (LIhNq)

That looked sooooo good! I meant to print out the recipe and forgot. So thanks for reminding me and the recipe review!
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:42 PM (cF8AT)






My mom has been making that stuff for decades, extremely tasty. She got the recipe from the old Galloping Gourmet series in the late 60s, when Graham Kerr would get totally shitfaced and cook tasty stuff on TV.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (EGyGV)

342 Esos ojitos negros me asustan.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

343 From your lips to God's ear Weasel!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (nxdel)

344 >>This may not mean anything to middle-class whites, but this is a HUGE deal to middle-age blacks, for whom these four guys are like the Beatles and Elvis and Sinatra and Taylor Swift combined.


I think this would look like a 3 way with 4 guys circle jerkin' it in the background.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (HVUXG)

345 309 Luntz sounds like a German insult. Du Luntz
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (Db0zV)

Our failed follow up to Du Hast

Posted by: Rammstein at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (/6GbT)

346 However, my sampling was squirrels. With or without nuts

Is there anything sadder than a nutless squirrel?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (H5knJ)

347 317 Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?
==============================

First one was stolen 6 days in. We had a backup and its now 30 feet in the Front tree and lit up so its visible form space.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (7Y5nA)

348 I just saw a commercial with little kids wearing RBG doilies.
Wth?
Posted by: f'd
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Left/Progs/Libs/Dems use children without compunction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (bPH26)

349 Lil Wayne: 34.8M Followers
Kanye West: 30.9M Followers
Fifty Cent: 12.3M Followers
Ice Cube: 5.6M Followers
__________________________

Total: 83.6 million followers.

Yeah, there's some overlap, but probably 50 million unique users overall.

50 million. All four of them praised Trump, and/or dissed Biden.

That'll swing a LOT of votes, as silly as it might seem. Moves the "Overton Window" for what is deemed acceptable.

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (HEEq1)

350 I thought you lived in Alabama?

Not anymore. Was borned and reared there, but moved down here back in the '80's.

Alabama is a real nice place to be from.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)

351 Happy to admit that I have not ever polled or poled Dave Matthews wife. I've lived a more sheltered, monastic life than most.

Posted by: The Genius of the Lamp at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (2KBuU)

352 258 @243...sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer ad ditty.

Oscar Meyer has a way
with b-o-l-o-g-n-a

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (evxBY)

Hunter Biden has a way
with b-o-l-o-g-n-a


Hey, this works too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

353 Are you saying that butt sex and getting high are not sound public policy??

Posted by: The Libertarian Party at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (riEc+)

You left out pedos. C'mon, man!

Posted by: Libertarian Caucus at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (CPk08)

354 Trump has now redpilled FOUR old-school rap stars:

Kanye West
Ice Cube
Fifty Cent
Lil Wayne (as of today)

Combined, they have nearly 200 million Twitter followers.

--

There's another I heard a local talk radio host talking about. I can't remember his stupid rapper name, but he's apparently immensely popular and has a huge following on the youtubes. 90M views on videos popular. Young guy, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (9nwlC)

355 I'd love to see Mr. Trump get 400+ EVs AND most crucially 50%+ of the popular vote. It would be something like the 1988 presidential election.

That was the last time a Republican candidate for President won over 50% of the popular vote.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (3DJkT)

356 I remember when Andy Tifa harassed Tuckers wife and kids the FBI....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (dNzKv)

357 Are they really down to "save the House" last gasp?
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (IMIST)


I saw an analysis earlier today (I think gorilla thread) that the R's actually need 16 seats to flip from D to R to take a majority, because some of the open seats are natural R's that they're going to take anyway (and John Lewis's seat isn't). Given some of the people who got elected in 2018, that is very doable. I don't know enough about individual House races to know whether that can happen -- as they say, all politics is local -- but it seems possible with a good showing at the top of the ticket in some of the most purple districts.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (jK8Z7)

358 Rudy was just on with Lou Dobbs.


Said he had hit 12 radio and tv shows just today but can't break the media blackout on the Bidens.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (3P/5p)

359 179 166 TJM, LOL!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

==========

Do you think I'm a clown here to amuse you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:29 PM (LvTSG)


...are you saying you aren't?

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (Ojki1)

360 who had a fever?
Posted by: bluebell

Jane ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (arJlL)

361 328 Ace, large doses o' rye, and Dvorak: recipe for peace on a troubled planet.


https://www.bing.com/search?q=ann+dvorak&search=&form=QBLH

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (wyQ4g)

362 >>who had a fever?

The blog.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

363 tis going to be a night early.

Posted by: William "Bill the poll troll" Wynn at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (uxUoN)

364 We're not allowed to have signs in our yards in our community. Imonna put out our American flag.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

365 345 309 Luntz sounds like a German insult. Du Luntz
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Our failed follow up to Du Hast
Posted by: Rammstein
---------
Luntz is a fool.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (+ldAm)

366 Wow you really flexed your creative muscles there, Hoss
Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 29, 2020 07:37 PM (8YFRI)


It's current, on point , easily remembered, an instant klassic !

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)

367 I know Trump won't win CA by any stretch but I am interested in seeing what the popular vote here looks like. I am seeing lots of Trump signs and parades here in So Cal. Never seen that for a republican before. Of course Newsom being a complete asshole can only fire up us those of us not on the left.

Posted by: keena at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (RiTnx)

368 I don't think the people in Minneapolis liked having riots. I don't think they liked it at all.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (JKNZq)

-

It's racist to want to keep your sh*t and not get murdered.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (9nwlC)

369 First one was stolen 6 days in. We had a backup and its now 30 feet in the Front tree and lit up so its visible form space.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (7Y5nA)
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Oh, I would love to see this! Good for you!

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (/669Q)

370 >>who had a fever?

The blog.
Posted by: JackStraw

And the only cure was MORE COWBELL !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (arJlL)

371 I never had a fever.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

372 >>> Why would God need a Vespa??
Posted by: capt james tiberius kirk at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (an7Mv)

======

The Ferrari was in the shop?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (uy0w8)

373 I had a Cuban girlfriend. Want to piss her off? Call her a Latino or a Hispanic. She'd slap your face.

Dems are just...incredibly racist about this issue. Assuming brown skin = all the same.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (nkp5d)

374
I have a fever for more cowbell

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (GIeIM)

375 @327..."our neighborhood...one Republicans for Biden sign". Is David French a sanctimonious douchebag in real life too?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (evxBY)

376 Our new @trafalgar_group
#2020Election #BattlegroundState #MIpoll conducted Oct 25-28 shows a steady Trump lead:
49.1%
@realDonaldTrump

46.6%
@JoeBiden
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (416wY)



Is that Michigan ??

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

377 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

378 I have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (Db0zV)

379 Biden up 4. That means Trump is up 6, then, right?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

380 Jane, I'm glad you don't have a fever, and Blog, I'm sorry you did, although I don't really get that, but never mind.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (/669Q)

381 Back in grade school we had a vote on our 8th grade graduation song. The main two options were "do you know, where you're going to,...." and a kodak commercial. Every homeroom voted and it was announced that the kodak commercial won.

Over lunch, on the playground we asked around and in each class the first song won, but when added up by the teachers, miraculously it came out the other way.

We all understood the fix was in. We learned a valuable lesson that day - teachers and their commie union were all lying pinko stooges. Like that guy in the nazi salute photo I stood firm and refused to sing that day.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (LWu6U)

382 I never had a fever.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh

But, ya kinda liked the music ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (arJlL)

383 It's racist to want to keep your sh*t and not get murdered.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (9nwlC)

Sh*t is theft.

Posted by: Pierre-Joseph Proudhon at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (CPk08)

384 3 Please God, or Ace, let this be true!
Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:08 PM (QE8X6)

But what does ace need with a starship?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (cI3Q7)

385 NYT is trying to take Trump out with some kind of turkish bank cover up. Based only on Berman's hearsay. And the upshot is, if trump did it, it was in diplomatic negotiations for the benefit of US foreign policy, not to line the pockets of himself or his kids.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

386 377 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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Sup, man?

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (MVjcR)

387
However, my sampling was squirrels. With or without nuts. I decided which were D and which were R.

This is science. You cannot deny my results or you are racist. H8Tr$
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

LOL!!! I liked that one a lot!!!

(my back yard is overrun with squirrels, sometimes they drop acorns on me. Those are the D's, I know.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (V2Yro)

388 "You can either talk about the Biden family or we can arrest them on November and explain to the nation why. Your call."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (9nwlC)

389 335 Did the fever break?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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who had a fever?

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)


You give me fever.

Posted by: Young Rascals at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (7Y5nA)

390 But, ya kinda liked the music ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (arJlL)

She did NOT want more cowbell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (cI3Q7)

391 I saw an analysis earlier today (I think gorilla thread) that the R's actually need 16 seats to flip from D to R to take a majority, because some of the open seats are natural R's that they're going to take anyway (and John Lewis's seat isn't). Given some of the people who got elected in 2018, that is very doable. I don't know enough about individual House races to know whether that can happen -- as they say, all politics is local -- but it seems possible with a good showing at the top of the ticket in some of the most purple districts.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (jK8Z7)

Mac Thornberry, of TX-13, is retiring and going home to DC. So the seat is open. But I don't see RADM Ronny Jackson (USN-Ret) losing that race.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (3DJkT)

392 If I was a rapper I think I would pick the gold plated billionaire baller over the senile corrupt old white guy who doesn't even know he's a racist.

Posted by: f'd at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (7sbz0)

393 So... Is Talisker appropriate for this news?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (tpneH)

394 who had a fever?

Bruce Dickinson. Yes, that Bruce Dickinson.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (nakwk)

395 I never had a fever.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:49 PM (ptqGC)


Not even for the flavor of a Pringles?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Jewells, I think I know the address but I don't want to get it wrong so I will have an answer on Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (0EM+d)

397 Bluebell, it's been a strange day on the blog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (nxdel)

398 -------
Sup, man?
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (MVjcR)


EVENING sir. How goes it?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

399 296 I looked it up. Jennings died in 2005. Lung cancer.
Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:39 PM (gLRfa)


It's no wonder I haven't seen him for a while.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (guGkK)

******************

He's still voting Dem though.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (oaWXk)

400 I have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

(looks around.....)

Are they like zebras ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (arJlL)

401 Luntz is a fool.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (+ldAm)

Luntz may well be German for fool

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (Db0zV)

402 Is it over ?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (FIcu2)

403 TMJ, agree with your guess on black vote - and the consequences thereof. Most don't realize how even a small erosion in bloc voting can make the difference in about half a dozen states.

Re NV - last I saw, Clark County was not looking great for Ds, and I think Ralston/others not considering cross-over votes for Trump, which I expect to be substantial, given the demos there.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (OTzUX)

404 Thank you Ben Had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (nxdel)

405 >>I never had a fever.

Oh I have.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

406 However, my sampling was squirrels. With or without nuts. I decided which were D and which were R.



This is science. You cannot deny my results or you are racist. H8Tr$



Heh, heh, heh. He's thinks we're squirrels.

Posted by: Chipmunks at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (v16oJ)

407 347 317 Would you put a Trump sign in your yard?

Have had one for 2 weeks. I'm on a 2 lane road, where, to be honest, the only people who stop are the mailman and garbage man. Anyone else gets shot.

Guy up the road has had one for over a month.

We don't fuck around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (3H9h1)

408 385 NYT is trying to take Trump out with some kind of turkish bank cover up. Based only on Berman's hearsay. And the upshot is, if trump did it, it was in diplomatic negotiations for the benefit of US foreign policy, not to line the pockets of himself or his kids.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

I expect the berserkers to dial it to 11 over the next 120 hours because the polls didn't fool anyone. Again.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (puu6v)

409 Our failed follow up to Du Hast

Posted by: Rammstein at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (/6GbT)

---
Ich hab' keine Lust is a classic.

Video is great. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

410 Florida DOE hasn't updated their counts since their 11AM drop, so I'll just report the current numbers.

As of 11AM, the Dems have lost another 41K off their vote lead in Florida. They are now down to a hair over 200K.

This puts them roughly 500K under where they need to be to compete on the 3rd.

2 more days of early voting for them to try to catch up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (5p7BC)

411 We speak Portuguese, bitch.
Posted by: Billions of Brazilians at October 29, 2020 07:43 PM (guGkK)


That's just like speaking Spanish with a lisp.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (jK8Z7)

412 You give me fever.

Posted by: Young Rascals at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (7Y5nA)

Fever!

Posted by: Rita Moreno singing to Animal on the Muppet Show at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (LjimO)

413 391 I saw an analysis earlier today (I think gorilla thread) that the R's actually need 16 seats to flip from D to R to take a majority, because some of the open seats are natural R's that they're going to take anyway (and John Lewis's seat isn't). Given some of the people who got elected in 2018, that is very doable. I don't know enough about individual House races to know whether that can happen -- as they say, all politics is local -- but it seems possible with a good showing at the top of the ticket in some of the most purple districts.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (jK8Z7)

=========

That was me.

*buffs nails*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (LvTSG)

414
It's racist to want to keep your sh*t and not get murdered.

"Spreading the wealth around"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (3P/5p)

415 Saw a "church"? with a sign:

Love is Love
Black Lives Matter
No Human Is Illegal
Cant Remember What Else
Bcuz I Puked

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (wyQ4g)

416 Trump supporters in CA have had rallies, several I can recall, most were impressive.
Beverly Hills has had several, San Diego, Simi Valley, Walnut Creek, other places.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

417 Is that Michigan ??
Posted by: runner


Si.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (416wY)

418 Still think Dukakis can pull this out. He split the Darko household

Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (1z7Xm)

419

Boss, I'm telling you I am not going to a pick up at that address. Ever.
it is some writer dude who expects me to bone his not very hot wife. David somethnig
the first time he gave me $400, but the last time was only $50

and he yells the entire time

pound her! he says it over and over and over

Posted by: Uber Driver #234878 at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (GIeIM)

420 393
So... Is Talisker appropriate for this news?


There is no news for which Talisker is not appropriate. Also, appropriate for slow news days.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (v16oJ)

421 who had a fever?



Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)



Ted Nugent and Saturday Night.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (+OTNY)

422 380 Jane, I'm glad you don't have a fever, and Blog, I'm sorry you did, although I don't really get that, but never mind.
Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (/669Q)


Lol. I woke up with bad chest and head congestion, couldn't stop coughing, and thought I might have the 'Rona. No fever, miserable, but took zinc and my other supplements today and am much better now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

423
EVENING sir. How goes it?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Going well! Have a cat on my lap and two little dogs curled up next to me. Things are good!

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

424 >ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning.

I am not making this up.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

CAC's outfit is saying the same.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (L106N)

425 Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:48 PM (wyQ4g)

For Ace's sake, not THAT one. Antonin Dvorak symphony #8 Walter conducting, listening right now. Don't be silly!

Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (QE8X6)

426 berman - erdogan? THAT is their October surprise? I just skimmed it, but it looks pathetically weak. More whining from a disgruntled ex-employee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

427 ".I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo."

Here in SE Ohio, nobody is shy about their Trump love. If a home has one sign or flag for the Pres, they've got half a dozen. I can think of at least three properties with groupings that could totally be considered shrines, with GIANT signs. There is a barn with a Trump banner so big it almost covers the whole side of the barn. Every other pickup truck flies an American flag and a Trump flag. I love the one with Rambo Trump.

I keep worrying that my region gives me a false sense of security.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

428 410 Florida DOE hasn't updated their counts since their 11AM drop, so I'll just report the current numbers.

As of 11AM, the Dems have lost another 41K off their vote lead in Florida. They are now down to a hair over 200K.

This puts them roughly 500K under where they need to be to compete on the 3rd.

2 more days of early voting for them to try to catch up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (5p7BC)


@Dave in Fla, I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (jK8Z7)

429 Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)

430 412 You give me fever.

Posted by: Young Rascals at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (7Y5nA)

Fever!

Posted by: Rita Moreno singing to Animal on the Muppet Show at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (LjimO)

Hey!

Posted by: Elvis at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (7Y5nA)

431 300 If it turns out Ace is G-d, it'll mean that I've been laboring under a whole series of truly profound misapprehensions about virtually everything.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 07:28 PM (XJipD)

---------------------------

For one, He's a lot hairier than I imagined.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Robin Williams hairy ?

When he takes his shirt off, does it look like he's wearing a sweater ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:41 PM (arJlL)

-----------------------------

We don't call him an Ewok because of his cute yub nub dancing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (CAJOC)

432 Bluebell, it's been a strange day on the blog.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (nxdel)
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Ah, probably best that I had other stuff to do. This election is getting on my last nerve anyway and I don't need any help on that front.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (/669Q)

433 It's racist to want to keep your sh*t and not get murdered.

-

Sh*t is theft.

Posted by: Pierre-Joseph Proudhon at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (CPk0

-

Word

Posted by: Fiddy Marx at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (9nwlC)

434 @373...spend a bit of time on a US Navy warship. You'll learn quick that a unified "Latino" or "Hispanic" identity is a myth. Puerto Ricans and Mexicans have about as much shared cultural heritage as New Yorkers and Texans. And about the only thing they wholeheartedly agree on is...don't trust Cubans.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (evxBY)

435 393
So... Is Talisker appropriate for this news?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at October 29, 2020 07:51 PM (tpneH)

The set of things for which Talisker is inappropriate is infinite, but is smaller than the set of things for which Talisker is appropriate. This can be demonstrated apodicticly.

Posted by: G Cantor at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (CPk08)

436 have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

(looks around.....)

Are they like zebras ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (arJlL

I don't mean here. Shit now everyone will hate me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (Db0zV)

437 It looks like Joe's "F You Hispanics, You ain't Black" campaign didn't pay off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (r+sAi)

438 ad a Cuban girlfriend. Want to piss her off? Call her a Latino or a Hispanic. She'd slap your face.

Dems are just...incredibly racist about this issue. Assuming brown skin = all the same.

-------->It's fucking ridiculous. The Spanish and Portuguese colonized everything south of the rio grande, and they have a fair share of germans and irish too.

so, on one hand, you have the southern hemisphere's version of wasps, the white guys in the telenova with the suits and the big farms ... but this is the state of america after 50 years of racial pandering, everyone outside of america is a minority all 7 billion of them.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (zzdt2)

439 Going well! Have a cat on my lap and two little dogs curled up next to me. Things are good!
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (MVjcR)


Excellent!

I'm just chillin as the kid had marching practice and the wife is working concessions at the JV Football game.

House to myself........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

440 John Solomon says it is possible that Barr and Durham have been played by "wily" deep staters in the DOJ and FBI -- thus, the delays in Barr/Durham action.

So, Solomon is disappointed but still hopreful

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (JuJ9P)

441 205 200
Whatever happened to Peter Jennings anyway? Is he dead?

Lung cancer.
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:32 PM (v16oJ)

Died in August 2005 of lung cancer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (3DJkT)

442 If I was a rapper I think I would pick the gold plated billionaire baller over the senile corrupt old white guy who doesn't even know he's a racist.
Posted by: f'd
------------
Apparently, Trump is in something like 50 rap songs. It was a thing before he ran for president.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (5p7BC)

443
I think the Four Rapmen of the Apocalypse will actually be the thing that guarantees Trump's victory.

You think I am joking, but I am not.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (HEEq1)

I wish Trump would have continued with his "what have you got to lose" approach in this campaign. That resonated last time and has the virture of being true.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (99Nt9)

444 426
berman - erdogan? THAT is their October surprise? I just skimmed it,
but it looks pathetically weak. More whining from a disgruntled
ex-employee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (V2Yro)

---
They probably had it in the can and have to let it out anyway, oblivious to the fact that bringing up foreign money at this stage isn't all that helpful to Beijing Biden.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)

445 All the old left wing geezers vote in their shit hole states like New Yawk, New Jerksey, Massashitstain and Conneticunt for a hand out.....then vote again when

This old geezer hasn't voted for a Dem since sometime in 2007, thanks very much, and I have no intention in coming to live in the lovely state of Florida to although I'm sure there are many fine people there.

This old geezer in N.J. has been putting up pro-.America, anti leftist signs outside my house usually several times a week since 2008. Do you have the conviction to do that while surrounded by leftists? This old geezer has put up pro Trump taking points in papers, Have you done that? Today I put the website https://2020trick.com address on orange paper with a black pen for Halloween and put THAT in papers. Were you (somewhat) creative enough to think of that? So tired of this. Yes we get you don't like the blue states. We dislike a number of things about them too. Your esteemed host, Ace (Donate to Ace, guys!) as well a the estimable writer J.J. and the patriotic dentist NGU. all live in the s**holes, among numerous other intelligent, interesting CONSERVATIVE posters, so would people just stop with this bs about everyone in blue states either being a leftist, or stupidly thinking that IF we came to another lovely state ( and I do think every state I've visited) has been lovely that we would not be conservative in that state as well? Give me a freaking break.

Pray on, praying folks. Maybe see you sometime on Tuesday. Good night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (WkPC9)

446 Can't wait for Tucker.

Caught the last few minutes of Martha with undecided Biden wine moms. *eyeroll + facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

447 What is fascinating about Trump is how much he's stolen issues form the Dems.

Antiwar.
Supports blue collar jobs.
Somewhat protectionist.
Freedom of speech.

A couple of decades ago the Dems and Repubs agreed on these issues. That left anyone who disagreed to hold their nose and vote, getting the same policies either way. Along comes Trump who calls bullshit.

2016 everyone though he was lying about supporting these policies. not anymore.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (nkp5d)

448 405 >>I never had a fever.

Oh I have.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

and the only cure was... MORE COWBELL!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

449 Browzeeyan portugese is sexy,
Azores portugese is harsh punishment.

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (wyQ4g)

450 For Ace's sake, not THAT one. Antonin Dvorak symphony #8 Walter conducting, listening right now. Don't be silly!
Posted by: Caliban at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (QE8X6)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (KuT6N)

451 it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (jK8Z7)


Could have used a different word. Just sayin.

Posted by: Elvis at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (7Y5nA)

452
I don't mean here. Shit now everyone will hate me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (Db0zV)

What?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (CPk08)

453 That was me.

*buffs nails*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (LvTSG)


So now you know someone's paying attention, TJM!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (jK8Z7)

454
House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Hookers and blow time!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)

455 Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb! at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)


Or, in Chinese, Prease Crap!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

456 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (NXGjq)

457 bluebell, you have mail

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (0EM+d)

458 @Dave in Fla, I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (jK8Z7)


I have that question as well.

However, if I understand correctly, we only know the party registration of the early voters, not for whom they voted, right? I wonder if a lot of registered Dems are voting for Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (4JM5Y)

459 Huh, money laundering. In Ukraine. Imagine that.

@ChuckGrassley

FBI reportedly has active criminal money laundering investigation of H Biden +associates since 2019 My recent report w Sen Johnson outlines biz deals w China gov-linked CEFC + others w all hallmarks of money laundering U can read for yourself here

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

460 Everybody's got the fever
That is somethin' you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started a long ago

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)

461
Hookers and blow time!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (nakwk)


Shit.....wish I'd a thought of that.....Damn brain.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

462 Alabama is a real nice place to be from.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)



So is West Texas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (yQpMk)

463 Tuesday is going to offer a real opportunity for

OANN and NewsMax to leap frog over FOX and the rest of the MSM.

I'll bet that The MSM stations will hold up obvious Trump wins and not call several if not all states for him becuz-

of the "mail-in ballots".

They will want to give the Dims time to work their voting fraud and steal the election.

I'm hoping Trump wins more states than he needs and above the margin of cheating. And wins outright as well as takes the House and builds on the Senate.

But, who knows?

Anyway, I expect an infuriating evening.

So, OANN and NewsMax start calling states as the polls close and the votes come in

you will gain millions of viewers by being the straight shooters.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (EERbD)

464 145 @101...I doubt I'm the first to have noticed this, but in our neighborhood there are a handful of Biden signs. Zero Trump signs. A whole lot of American flags though. More by the day lately. Not one Biden sign/American flag combo.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 29, 2020 07:26 PM (evxBY)


That's prob true for the most part but I've noticed in my PA university town, Biden signs usually have two American flags on either sign around here. Peculiar and can't say that i haven't been tempted to replace those little flags with Chinese ones. Hmmmmm .... Just an idea

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (xU7mE)

465 104 But, gun to my head, I believe the Fake Polls are all about creating an Alibi for the millions of fake ballots to counted for Biden.

Yep - they put the "believe" in "make-believe".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (pinX9)

466 Hey, has anybody seen Peter Jennings lately?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (3P/5p)

467 Slidin' biden

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (9Om/r)

468 House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

You're nekkid, aren't you?

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (KuT6N)

469 456 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why.
Posted by: Jaimo at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (NXGjq)


Tropical storm from Zena or whatever its name is.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

470 My hunch has been DNC voter enthusiasm for the "default democrat" candidate who can't actually campaign would cripple their turnout. You're going to get the crazy white liberals to vote but not that's not everyone.

dave and James seem to be seeing that in action.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (zzdt2)

471 If I was a rapper I think I would pick the gold plated billionaire baller over the senile corrupt old white guy who doesn't even know he's a racist.

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Apparently, Trump is in something like 50 rap songs. It was a thing before he ran for president.

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Yeah, it's almost like white Democrats don't really know any black men or have any idea what black culture is really like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (9nwlC)

472 Ah, probably best that I had other stuff to do. This election is getting on my last nerve anyway and I don't need any help on that front.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (/669Q)

{{{Hug a babe.}}}

If though were closer I'd make you dinner.

Posted by: Elvis at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (7Y5nA)

473 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why.

Hurricane Zeta remnants. He is going on Monday.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

474 378 I have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (Db0zV)


I'm lurking right here, ya know.

Posted by: Asshole lurker at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (VcFUs)

475
Excellent!

I'm just chillin as the kid had marching practice and the wife is working concessions at the JV Football game.

House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Rearrange the furniture. That's WeaselWoman's favorite thing to do when I'm out of the house. When I got home from TX, the kitchen pencil cup and napkin holder had BOTH been relocated.

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

476 House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

You're nekkid, aren't you?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 T


...In the kitchen, frying bacon...

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)

477 Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (416wY)

Yep, PDT is winning MI again. I have so many anecdotals about new voters and former Dem voters going for PDT it is ridiculous. At some some point it is data, not an anecdote.

Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (9UmRs)

478 376
Our new @trafalgar_group

#2020Election #BattlegroundState #MIpoll conducted Oct 25-28 shows a steady Trump lead:

49.1%

@realDonaldTrump



46.6%

@JoeBiden

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (416wY)

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This is why Biden is dragging Obama to Michigan this weekend.

Narrator Voice: It won't help.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)

479 466
Hey, has anybody seen Peter Jennings lately?


He's having drinks with Jessica Savitch, the lucky b***ard.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (v16oJ)

480 >>> who had a fever?



Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)



Ted Nugent and Saturday Night.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 07:53 PM (+OTNY)

======

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Deney Terrio at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (uy0w8)

481 Thanks, Ben Had, will take a look.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (/669Q)

482 Alabama is a real nice place to be from.

Sobs uncontrollably....

Posted by: West Virginia at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (3H9h1)

483 Who set off Fen?

We appreciate you and all our other blue state brothers and sisters (even those in Commiefornia!) Try not to take the passionate hyperbole too seriously.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (17HgP)

484 Hey, has anybody seen Peter Jennings lately?


He hasn't quit smoking yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

485 have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

(looks around.....)

Are they like zebras ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (arJlL

I don't mean here. Shit now everyone will hate me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

No they won't.

You'll just be known as The Boy Who Cried ZEBRA !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (arJlL)

486 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

487 409 Our failed follow up to Du Hast

Posted by: Rammstein at October 29, 2020 07:46 PM (/6GbT)

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Video is great. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

*********.

The Snow White in the Sonne video is one of the most beautiful creatures that I've ever seen.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (oaWXk)

488 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why

-

Rain and wind like a mofo. Lots of people without power, lots of trees down and damage to all kinds of stuff.

It was the right call.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (9nwlC)

489 House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Same here.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

490 436 have this strange, unsettling feeling there's a lot of assholes around.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

(looks around.....)

Are they like zebras ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:52 PM (arJlL

I don't mean here. Shit now everyone will hate me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 07:54 PM (Db0zV)

--------------------------------

No worries, man. It reminded me of that Spaceballs scene:

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Made me chuckle.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (CAJOC)

491 "I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day?"

Just what I needed. Something else to worry about.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (gLRfa)

492 Fox has LGBTQ for Trump people up.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

493 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (NXGjq)

Weather. Remnants of Zeta came to visit. The rally in Fayetteville will happen on Monday instead.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (LjimO)

494 It's not who votes

It's not who counts the votes

It's who fills out the stacks of mail-in ballots

Posted by: Sleazy Democrat Operative at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (LvuGo)

495
You're nekkid, aren't you?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 07:57 PM (KuT6N)


Ummm.......maybe?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

496
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (17HgP)
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Hi chique!

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (MVjcR)

497 House to myself........

Hell yes!

Eating fried chicken in bed in your underpants night!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (3P/5p)

498 You're nekkid, aren't you?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 T
...In the kitchen, frying bacon...

Is your nickname "spot"?

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (wyQ4g)

499 Zombie gots the brazilian.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (/Dgcm)

500 Had a friend in college - blond hair, blue eyed, rich, from Argentina. He used to sweep up Hispanic scholarships and laugh about how stupid the college was. Went to school basically for free.

I couldn't blame him, but it still pisses me off.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (nkp5d)

501 Off lurking asshoe sock.


Eeeeewwwwww. A sock for my bunghole? I don't want to do the laundry for anyone that wears one of those.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (VcFUs)

502 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)



HAHAHAH!! It's a sign ....

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

503
Yeah, it's almost like white Democrats don't really know any black men or have any idea what black culture is really like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (9nwlC)

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The thing about this Obama fellow is that he's the first black who is really clean and articulate. And he doesn't have a negro accent - unless he wants one.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

504 "I've noticed it. Old Glory is the new Trump/Pence sign.
Posted by: Tuna
"

I think so too.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (XTyi0)

505 When I got home from TX, the kitchen pencil cup and napkin holder had BOTH been relocated.
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)
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Are you sure that wasn't WeaselCat? I've heard cats do things like that when they're ticked off at you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (/669Q)

506 I wish food delivery would get here. Starving.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

507 Tucker up.

Martha McCallum really sucks now. When did that happen?

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

508 BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

-

Errybody knows masks work better when rained on. Same way a K&N filter needs a coating of oil to work properly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (9nwlC)

509 Or, in Chinese, Prease Crap!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)



Benny Hill used to play a Chinese guy and when he came on stage as the audience would applaud he would say, "Why are they crapping?"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (+OTNY)

510 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)



And when they say "everyone" they mean "one"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (/Dgcm)

511 Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

512 When PDT is re elected, I hope he goes after his and our enemies with a vengence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (85Gof)

513
You give me fever.
Posted by: Young Rascals
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Peggy Lee: https://tinyurl.com/y4lntpmc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (L47aO)

514 440 John Solomon says it is possible that Barr and Durham have been played by "wily" deep staters in the DOJ and FBI -- thus, the delays in Barr/Durham action.

So, Solomon is disappointed but still hopreful
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (JuJ9P)

Well, I see that as a nice bureaucratic way to say "aw shucks it wasn't our fault this all got slow walked, we just be some po' country boys who got fooled by all a'them sharp city slickers."

yeah right. BUT if Trump thinks they can still be useful, it's a face saving lie that everyone can pretend to buy into.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (V2Yro)

515 381 Back in grade school we had a vote on our 8th grade graduation song. The main two options were "do you know, where you're going to,...." and a kodak commercial. Every homeroom voted and it was announced that the kodak commercial won.

Over lunch, on the playground we asked around and in each class the first song won, but when added up by the teachers, miraculously it came out the other way.

We all understood the fix was in. We learned a valuable lesson that day - teachers and their commie union were all lying pinko stooges. Like that guy in the nazi salute photo I stood firm and refused to sing that day.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 29, 2020 07:50 PM (LWu6U)

(scratches head)...an eighth grade...graduation...song.

For eighth grade, my "graduation" consisted of me waiting to leave my English class, and the school spacing out the release on the last day of school by grade. Mr. Potato Head got on the intercom right at 3pm and told the eighth graders to leave and to not under any circumstances hang out around the school. Leave, and leave right now.

I wasn't familiar with the phrase then but this was a good example of "don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."

Anyways, in all those school votes the fix was always in and I stopped participating. Or I would purposely spoil the ballot. I still cannot believe the the throwaway speech at the Secular Bar/Bat Mitzvah at my school was given not by a valedictorian - the top 10% of the class was declared such - but rather by who won the popularity contest. Who did I vote for? James Hetfield. A write in.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (3DJkT)

516
He hasn't quit smoking yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (yQpMk)


Someone lit him on fire?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

517 "The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked. "

Ain't that a shame.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

518 You mean YOUR underpants.

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (wyQ4g)

519 This is why Biden is dragging Obama to Michigan this weekend.

"C'mon Denzel ! "

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (arJlL)

520 466 Hey, has anybody seen Peter Jennings lately?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast



Jennings was as good as dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. Old Jennings was as dead as a doornail.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (riEc+)

521 I stopped flying thr American flag when Obozo was elected.

After the election it's either non stop riots or Prez Biden.

I doubt if I will.ever fly the American flag at my house again

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (L9P9s)

522 Crack cocaine is clearly needed to survive!

Posted by: Hunter at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (jR3zd)

523 one more itty bitty point. Trump seems to be getting a few Indian endorsements. I know the Crow tribe but a few others as well. I've read that the rez votes are usually big D pickups but that well may have dried in some states.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (zzdt2)

524 I don't have any signs in my yards because there would be no one to see them. Google can't even locate my house.

I do have Trump signs on all of my vehicles.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (FTlwv)

525 Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

Heidi moves everything in the pantry and cabinets and then says "it was always there". She wants to put me in 'the home'.

Posted by: Elvis at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (7Y5nA)

526 Another (the third) Trump boat parade in San Diego this Sunday.

Wish there'd been time for Don to do a big event in Orange County for the House seats - and to encourage what by CA standards is clearly a GOP "surge" this cycle (built around the usual factors - C19 idiocy, urban violence, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

527 @Dave in Fla, I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
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Nope. Dems have less than 15% of their high propensity voters left. GOP still has 35% or so.

GOP still has 2,515,531 registered voters available.
Dems have 2,177,012 registered voters available, and 85% of those have not voted reliably.

(Yeah, I am working with actual voter counts)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

528 Had a friend in college - blond hair, blue eyed, rich, from Argentina. He used to sweep up Hispanic scholarships and laugh about how stupid the college was. Went to school basically for free.

I couldn't blame him, but it still pisses me off.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (nkp5d)

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(Charlize Theron waves hi)

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (9nwlC)

529 486 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

------------------------------

Sounds about right. When I was down in Miami for school, it pretty much rained every day... but only for about 5 minutes. Heavy downpour, and then nothing...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (CAJOC)

530

Benny Hill used to play a Chinese guy and when he came on stage as the audience would applaud he would say, "Why are they crapping?"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (+OTNY)


Loved Benny Hill. Used to watch him a lot when I was a kid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

531 Just what I needed. Something else to worry about.

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (gLRfa)

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Trump has massive door-to-door operations going. They even knocked on *my* door in a liberal college town.

Biden opted to go all-in on vote-by-mail.

So he doesn't have much to 'surge' on election day.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)

532
Interesting times.

Given the "2 + 2 = 5" nature of the fanatical assertions creatures on the Left are making these days, now essentially at gunpoint, I fully expect a clear Trump win to be utterly denied, based on some schizophrenic word salad justification, backed with propaganda, false accusations, censorship, and violent mobs.

I've had enough of this. The well-informed commie would be wise to avoid coming to my attention at such a time. Enough.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (ah1Nj)

533 Sometime going with hardwood is the only correct option when the carpet does not match the drapes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (/Dgcm)

534 Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)


Nighty nite!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

535 Once you all have had enough of Trump, I will return!

Posted by: Can you feel the Patakimania! at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (uxUoN)

536 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 07:47 PM (HaL55)

How is FL better than AL, besides in football? I've only been to FL once many years ago and never to AL.

Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (9UmRs)

537 Are you sure that wasn't WeaselCat? I've heard cats do things like that when they're ticked off at you.
Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (/669Q)
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Well, could be. I'll add her to the suspect list.

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

538 Quarantine Cafe NOOD

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (OjZpE)

539 I know the Crow tribe but a few others as well. I've read that the rez votes are usually big D pickups but that well may have dried in some states.
Posted by: official redcheckmark
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He's made a big play for the Lubee tribe in NC. They have 48,000 members.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

540 "The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked. "

Ain't that a shame.
Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)


Meanwhile, in Lansing, over a thousand people stood in line in spitting cold rain overnight to attend a Trump rally.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

541 The rapist is summoning the white middle aged karen army to vote for him and tell all of those minorities how bad trump os for them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

542 517 "The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked. "

But the fly on Pence was providencial!!

Posted by: the godless lzft, worshippingvmoloch and harris at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (wyQ4g)

543 Martha McCallum really sucks now. When did that happen?
Posted by: LASue

When she got the memo from corporate HQ

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (FTlwv)

544 Night, Jane; hope ya feel better !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (arJlL)

545 BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (I2/tG)

546 Just what I needed. Something else to worry about.
Posted by: Tuna
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Don't worry, I'm sustaining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (L47aO)

547
John Solomon says it is possible that Barr and Durham have been played by "wily" deep staters in the DOJ and FBI -- thus, the delays in Barr/Durham action.

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Uh huh. A couple of decades-long company men just forgot everything they knew about their agency and got rooked. Babes in the woods.

Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (XJipD)

548 Where's Hunter?

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (32aJ9)

549
Same here.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Yet, we're both here.......

What amazing lives we lead.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

550 A neighbor flies the American flag -- but she hoped Trump would get a bad case of WuFlu. So, that happens.

I fly the flag, no Trump sign (per HOA)

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (JuJ9P)

551 331 Why would God need a Vespa??
Posted by: capt james tiberius kirk at October 29, 2020 07:45 PM (an7Mv)

*snort*

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (Ojki1)

552 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)



HAHAHAH!! It's a sign ....
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)


A sign that Team Biden is too dumb to check for hurricanes when visiting the Gulf.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (/Dgcm)

553 Again, for the worried and weary:

Electoral Votes: Trump 375, Biden 163

Senate: 57 (R), 42 (D), 1 (I)

House: 251 (R), 184 (D)

Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (87DGc)

554 Weasel, as long as the gun safes haven't moved your good.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (0EM+d)

555 He's made a big play for the Lubee tribe in NC. They have 48,000 members.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Lumbee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (L47aO)

556 Off Elvis sock!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (7Y5nA)

557 525 Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

Heidi moves everything in the pantry and cabinets and then says "it was always there". She wants to put me in 'the home'.
Posted by: Elvis at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (7Y5nA)
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Does she hide your stuff and claim she was only "putting it away?"

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (MVjcR)

558 I stopped flying thr American flag when Obozo was elected.

After the election it's either non stop riots or Prez Biden.

I doubt if I will.ever fly the American flag at my house again
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 08:01 PM (L9P9s)

I stopped for a bit after Obama won, it then I put it up out of spite of my fellow Cali citizens and to piss them off. Now with the violence, I may think twice, but it might be easier to convince my family to move if our house burns down.

Posted by: InCali at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (9AFWN)

559 Trying out my Apple pencil on my new iPad. Very cool. You write and it converts your scribbles to text

Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (gLRfa)

560 553 Again, for the worried and weary:

Electoral Votes: Trump 375, Biden 163

Senate: 57 (R), 42 (D), 1 (I)

House: 251 (R), 184 (D)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (87DGc)


Muah! Made me smile.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (LIhNq)

561 554 Weasel, as long as the gun safes haven't moved your good.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (0EM+d)
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First thing I checked!

Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (MVjcR)

562 Tom Fitton
@TomFitton
Putin just imposed a national mask mandate.

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (NiXyF)

563 527 (Yeah, I am working with actual voter counts)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

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Why do that when we have polls?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (LvTSG)

564
Tom Fitton
@TomFitton
Putin just imposed a national mask mandate.
Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (NiXyF)

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Fauci is a Putin acolyte. I demand an eternal investigation of Fauci, right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (XJipD)

565 Yet, we're both here.......

What amazing lives we lead.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)


What are the odds?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (t+qrx)

566 If I'm remembering correctly, the NYT's live election thingie was showing Scankles with a 90+% probabiltiy of winning well into the evening of election day.

It was a sweet, sweet moment when they were forced to concede.


Latest rumor on Twatter is that Hunter Biden has his own PornHub channel, and that some of the videos on there feature him and "a female relative". Supposedly it is not hard to find.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (VikfB)

567 Congresscritter Dingell from Detroit quoted as saying she was surprised to hear auto workers who will vote for Trump.

Yeah, that's a shocker.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (OTzUX)

568 Bad Things happen when I leave my basement!

Posted by: Drooling' Joe Biden! at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (I2/tG)

569 I'm just here to play the part of Willow.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (TdMsT)

570 Congresscritter Dingell from Detroit quoted as saying she was surprised to hear auto workers who will vote for Trump.

Yeah, that's a shocker.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (OTzUX)
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Yeah, NAFTA shipped their jobs to other countries, which Kamala and Biden approve of, and PDT is trying to bring those jobs back.

So, of course UAW members will vote to have their jobs shipped back out of the country!

Idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (WEBkv)

571 Tim Pool is live, covering the FBI investigation on Hunter.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (jdU/e)

572 Why did Trump cancel a trip to NC today? Didn't hear why.
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The huge storm there.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (an7Mv)

573 Careful with this Ace is God stuff. I wouldn't want worms to eat his intestines. That would be bad no good

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (Db0zV)

574 A paranoid thought:

So, I was wondering why there aren't people shouting when the camera is on them "Biden's a Crook"? Oh, I remember, there are no, absolutely no, public events now. No place a camera could catch a bunch of people shaming the "news". No sports, festivals, concerts, nothing. Outside of Trump's rallies. .

So, this whole mask shit, quarantine, spike in testing, is just another way we've been muzzled. There are no public forums now. Gone. They've shut everything down with a wave of their hands. Just like that. The only approved public speach is hatred against western civilization and incitement toward violence. That's allowed.

This was not overnight but carefully planned and scripted for months (or years?) towards this crescendo of silence the week before the election. That's why they're confident. They've carried out their plan. Will it work, I don't know.

More on their confidence:
I do think the left's technocrat masters believe they've developed the ability to determine a future outcome based upon their social media plus search stats. Heinlen foundation like, they think. They've communicated that to their democrat pawns and that's also why they're confident.

They think we've become good little deterministic proles. I'm hoping we get to shove some stochastic humility up their asses.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (l6b3d)

575 486 @disclosetv

BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4ulr7
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

Ave has sense of humor!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (9IdCK)

576 BREAKING - The sky just opened up: Joe Biden's Tampa rally was just
poured all over. Biden left the stage and everyone is soaked.
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Jesus? All ten of them??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (an7Mv)

577 Senate: 57 (R), 42 (D), 1 (I)



House: 251 (R), 184 (D)

Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (87DGc)

Just to be picky, the Senate will have 2 Independents next year because Sanders and Angus King are not up for re-election this year.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (LjimO)

578 475
Excellent!

I'm just chillin as the kid had marching practice and the wife is working concessions at the JV Football game.

House to myself........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Rearrange the furniture. That's WeaselWoman's favorite thing to do when I'm out of the house. When I got home from TX, the kitchen pencil cup and napkin holder had BOTH been relocated.
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)


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I've actually come down after sleeping after a night shift and walked into the living room and went arse over it over the back of a sofa as my muscle memory won out over sleep fogged eyesight.
Lady Botham is also a beast for furniture rearranging at the drop of the hat.
Luckily the shape and size of our living room is such that there's only a very limited permutation of positions for our furniture. And I think I now have a fair idea where everything might be placed in the event of a power outage following a spasm of fevered rearrangement from a demented female while I'm out of the house.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (oaWXk)

579 >Tim Pool is live, covering the FBI investigation on Hunter.--Posted by: Vashta Nerada

I'll say this for Tim Pool: he's one of the hardest working video bloggers out there. It's been interesting to watch his political transformation this year.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Fpppm)

580 Careful with this Ace is God stuff. I wouldn't want worms to eat his intestines. That would be bad no good
So there's a half dozen wet people?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Db0zV)

581 23 The only poll that matters happens on the 3rd.

I'm convinced it will be Night Of The Long Faces II
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:12 PM

What does John Kerry have to do with it?

Posted by: Matt at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (MUp5h)

582 Old Prejudice: Driving while black
New Prejudice: Tweeting while Republican



Actually, DWB is still a form of prejudice

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (JuJ9P)

583 Shucks

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Db0zV)

584 So is this when Biden catches a cold that turns into pneumonia? Think that happened to one of the Presidents.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

585 Rats.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (9IdCK)

586 Loved Benny Hill. Used to watch him a lot when I was a kid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
*******
Loved Benny Hill

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (zXyVF)

587 527 @Dave in Fla, I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
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Nope. Dems have less than 15% of their high propensity voters left. GOP still has 35% or so.

GOP still has 2,515,531 registered voters available.
Dems have 2,177,012 registered voters available, and 85% of those have not voted reliably.

(Yeah, I am working with actual voter counts)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

Conservatives are more likely to work so they probably can't tear themselves away as easily to vote early. So Election Day it is for many of them, especially if they are, say, small business owners or the like.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (3DJkT)

588 New Trump ad

https://tinyurl.com/y6clkfff

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

589
Rearrange the furniture. That's WeaselWoman's favorite thing to do when I'm out of the house. When I got home from TX, the kitchen pencil cup and napkin holder had BOTH been relocated.
Posted by: Weasel at October 29, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)


That is part of your ongoing obedience training.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

590 He's made a big play for the Lubee tribe in NC. They have 48,000 members.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


They turned decisively for the (R) congressional candidate in the re-do election.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe part Lumbe at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (QzkSJ)

591 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (3DJkT)

I was going to wait til election day, but I will go for early voting on Sunday. 2 days early

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (JuJ9P)

592 Tucker on...

UPS found 'flash drive' on the floor by an employee who picked it up and put it on a supervisors desk....but they don't say how any of this happened. They've been on the phone with UPS all day about this.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

593 Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

I'm watching, seems something is wrong.

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (32aJ9)

594 They wanted to see the package to understand how this happened...

UPS: 'sorry, we threw it away.'.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

595 I'm watching, seems something is wrong.

Posted by: Infidel at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (32aJ9)

So it appears it was never actual docs. It was a flash drive.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

596 There's a lady from Texas in the pub.

Actually how would I know if she's a lady?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (Db0zV)

597 I always wonder how much CA skews the national polls for the dems?

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (cGlgB)

598 Heh. I wish the hearse driver had dash cam footage posted somewhere.

https://twitter.com/KamVTV/status
/1321902646706528256

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (8C7+r)

599 Minnesota is a lo-o-o-o-ng way from Delaware, yo.One good slip on the ice, and that egg-shell skull is all done.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (umBCo)

600 joe biden got soaked, but how do you get soaked if you are in your car ?

Posted by: grease monkey at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (KWbVO)

601 I had an Uber driver in Orlando last spring who was from Venezuela. His English wasn't great and my Spanish is also not great, but we got to talk while my friends were picking up some stuff (I waited in the car with him). He told me he lost his landscaping business in Venezuela because nobody could afford to have someone do decorative plantings anymore. His wife and kids had come to the US a few years before he did, while he was trying to sell his company and his lovely home, but he ended up just going broke. So here he was, driving an Uber, hoping his kids would have a better life.

I've never met anyone more opposed to socialism in my life. That guy hated Maduro with the white hot heat of 10,000 suns.

Posted by: the other coyote at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (d1P1b)

602 off sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (AiZBA)

603 Got a call this pm from a pollster. Hung up. Don't trust them.

Posted by: Smitty at October 29, 2020 10:37 PM (HjdTl)

604 Alabama is a real nice place to be from.

Fairhope, AL is a great town to move to.

Posted by: Dempsy at October 30, 2020 12:28 AM (n8pMb)

605 I just moved to NJ (fleeing shithole Philly, just in time). A rural-ish area, lots of farmland, the McMansion developments have only just started going up around here. I am under no illusion that Trump will win the state, but there is a surprising (to me) number of Trump signs. There are plenty of Biden signs closer to Philly, and in the Princeton area, as expected. I can only imagine what North Jersey looks like.

I already voted, it gave me great pleasure to not only vote for PDT, I got to vote against Spartacus Booker. Shame that nobody seems to know who the GOP candidate is going against him (somebody named Rick Nehta), haven't seen one ad for him. But we being bombarded by Van Drew ads, he's the former Dem who switch to GOP during the shampeachment.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at October 30, 2020 01:57 AM (8E8Am)

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