aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Former "Senior Administration Official" (According to the Media) Who Penned Anti-Trump Diatribe As "Anonymous" Reveals Himself... and It's.. a Nobody
Why call yourself "Anonymous" when you can use your real name and no one would know who the fuck you are?
Ah well, the media was able to take this minor flunkie and get people to speculate that it was actually John Kelly or even Mike Pence writing the diatribe. It's Miles Taylor. That's right, you heard me -- the Miles Taylor. He claims that he joined the Trump Administration in a minor position because he rilly rilly rilly wanted Trump to succeed, which is why he... joined other liberals and NeverTrumpers who had infiltrated the government to subvert and "resist" Trump. Oh, and after quitting his mid-level manager position, he joined the True Conservative news network called "CNN." People I know have been querying LinkedIn to find out who this alleged "Senior Administration Official" even is/was. Literally no one I know has ever heard of him, and they have to fire up the Advanced Search to find media mentions of him. Update/Flashback: When this mid-level bureaucrat first wrote his screed in the New York Times, Trump suggested it was a mid-level bureaucrat. CNN's Chris Cillizza said no way it's a mid-level bureaucrat, Trump You Demon Liar, because the New York Times would never publish a mid-level bureaucrat and claim he was a "senior administration official." So is CNN going to retract and correct now? Will it admit the New York Times straight-up lies?In this piece (knowing the New York Times would never let a nobody bash the President anonymously), @CillizzaCNN speculated it could be Mike Pence, Kellyanne Conway, or possibly even Melania Trump.https://t.co/7TPGDCQcnd
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 28, 2020
Former DHS chief of staff @MilesTaylorUSA is the author of the NYT oped and book by “Anonymous” — more on CNN coming up
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 28, 2020
Like, this is what I suspected, but I thought, "There's no way it's some nobody, lying bureaucrat who sold out to Google and is now a literal CNN contributor. It has to be, like, a cabinet official or someone way up high." And yet, it was MILES TAYLOR. pic.twitter.com/RKAH7Ix7tU
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor is living Dwight Schrute's personal dream: he got the NY Times to describe him as a "senior administration official" rather than "assistant to the regional manager," which is more or less what he was as a mid-level functionary with zero policymaking power.
— Jeff B., who on earth is this guy?? (@EsotericCD) October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor was a critical part of the team that decided to separated thousands of migrant kids from their parents, resulting in lifelong psychological trauma. He would like you to believe otherwise.
— Jacob Soboroff (@jacobsoboroff) October 28, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 06:41 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)
..............
This is the best line of the day, Ace!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2020 06:42 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 06:42 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 06:43 PM (xWWdO)
They would have settled for Mitt Romney
They got Miles Whatever
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 06:43 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2020 06:43 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:43 PM (5p7BC)
Third assistant deputy in training to the White House janitor, brevet chief toilet scrubber.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 06:44 PM (tX2OH)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 28, 2020 06:44 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: RI Red at October 28, 2020 06:44 PM (R+0Ve)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (EM4Pb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (tX2OH)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Upg4v)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Caliban at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Joe Mama
----
What? Did you miss the confetti cannon?
It was awesome!
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (EM4Pb)
Because 'Anonymous' is more famous.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Vh+Bh)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (EM4Pb)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (5p7BC)
Third assistant deputy in training to the White House janitor, brevet chief toilet scrubber.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GRbI+)
Lord of the Stool.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (IpJzF)
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (LpuJz)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
He developed Penicillin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Another tactic used by the commies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (Ti+Tv)
You made me choke on my Rose', Ace.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (JOV35)
I hope everyone will forgive me that I don't know who Miles Taylor is.
Honestly, I've been trying to keep track.
Be better, LCD, be better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Fletch F. Fletch at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Vh+Bh)
This Miles Taylor guy is not nobody.
He is suspected of having written all of Shakespeare's plays.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (AdUyc)
Why call yourself "Anonymous" when you can use your real name and no one would know who the fuck you are?
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His nom de plume could have been "Insignificant" or "Microscopic Particle," but fewer people would have been interested.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (LUGEb)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (EM4Pb)
Posted by: Jason at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (X0pHj)
Isn't he the guy that had to fetch Al Roker's mud filled underwear from the White House bathroom?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)
I now see where I went wrong. Watching CNN....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Bd48Y)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (EM4Pb)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (h2068)
Our inside source, "Deep Nobody."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (LUGEb)
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
He developed Penicillin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
After he invented the lightbulb.
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (arJlL)
Trump Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (6yYEv)
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Dems know how to October it at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Roy
He started out as the piss boy.
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (arJlL)
Oh, and I just read Berzerker's write up of the Texas MoMe.
#566 on last night's ONT.
*fistbump*
It was worth it to just meet Berzerker in person. And his brother?
Sweet Heyzooz. God broke the mold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (DbSAo)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
He developed Penicillin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
After he invented the lightbulb.
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (arJlL)
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Nah, brother to James Taylor. Helped James write all his hits.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Z4rgH)
Odor is not status.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (xM2FP)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (5FCda)
dammit, Jay -- I missed by this >< much.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
.......
James Taylor's long lost but more talented brother?
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)
haven't seen him for a while; he looks like a fat old man who is way
past his sell-by date
Trump Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)
His head is HUGE. I'd rather look like Mollie Hemingway anyway.
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (h2068)
Miles Taylor is actually the name of Miles Davis' grandson. His mother named Miles for his grandfather because he denied her own parentage, subsequent to a passionate assignation with her mother after an intimate concert in a Quincy, MA jazz club.
Since nobody knows who he is, and we live in an era of fake news, I'm going with this hastily concocted back-story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Bd48Y)
~~~~~
Yeah. Sounds like the loser in a cheap romance novel.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (5FCda)
For a second when I was listening, I thought Trump had nailed a British accent.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (8B6Ng)
To be a good porn name it needs to be something like "Miles O'Brian".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
He developed Penicillin.
No, no, no. That was Taylor Miles.
Miles Taylor invented the iron lung.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)
His head is HUGE. I'd rather look like Mollie Hemingway anyway.
Make that AT Mollie Hemmingway
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (h2068)
Oh, and I just read Berzerker's write up of the Texas MoMe.
#566 on last night's ONT.
*fistbump*
It was worth it to just meet Berzerker in person. And his brother?
Sweet Heyzooz. God broke the mold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Next one's up here. No masks. No cares. Maybe a moose or two. Lots of shooting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (okGHj)
Cuatro mas años
56 The crowd is chanting 4 more years in Spanish LOL
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Miles' big brother at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (r+sAi)
"Some election results may not be available for days or weeks. This means things are happening as expected."
Uh... as expected... ?
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (7TIB9)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:46 PM (5p7BC)
Mike Lee is fluent in Google.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Bastard offspring of Sarah Miles and James Taylor, I think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Miles Taylor, "Senior Administration Official" at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Bd48Y)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 06:45 PM (0hjgv)
He developed Penicillin.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
After he invented the lightbulb.
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (arJlL)
I thought he was a jazz musician.
No, wait, that was Miles Davis.
I know, he was the guy at Plymouth Rock.
No, wait, that was Miles Standish.
So ... what is Miles Taylor? A towel boy in some bathhouse or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (GRbI+)
To be a good porn name it needs to be something like "Miles O'Brian".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (VikfB)
Miles Long
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (h2068)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 06:52 PM (dTqaU)
Found out he wasn't suited for hard work.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: tcn in AK
The sound of gunfire
Off in the distance
We're getting used to it now......
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Wally World has ordered us to lock up the guns and ammo again.
So much for hunting season.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Vh+Bh)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: iandeal at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (VikfB)
1. Get a minor job within the Trump admin.
2. Make up a bunch of stories about how terrible the Trumps are.
"I overheard Melania say the children are kept in cages because their skin is used to make coats for her. She told that to ACB and KellyAnne Conway as they were grinding their high heels into a picture of George Floyd and they laughed!"
3. Media totes believes me. Write a book and there's my retirement money.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (bkUtD)
Miles Taylor is the jazz musician
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Miles Taylor, "Senior Administration Official" at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (4uSHG)
Miles Taylor, former beau of
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: DJ at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
"Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Ufkho)
Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (6CtMt)
118 Damn this Farage speech is bringing tears to my eyes
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (5p7BC)
He's a hell of a speaker.
We need Dan Hannan here too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (ifmtJ)
That's not even a good porn name.
To be a good porn name it needs to be something like "Miles O'Brian".
Pffffft. You guys should just give it up. Nobody will ever top me.
Posted by: Steele Johnson at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (v16oJ)
A: Not sure, but he's only $20 bucks under the overpass.
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Damn, we overpaid!
Posted by: NYT at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (bkUtD)
"Some election results may not be available for days or weeks. This means things are happening as expected."
Uh... as expected... ?
Posted by: AF
The Social Media Sewers are priming people to reject Presidents Trump's claim of victory until Social Media decides the election and declares the winner.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (IpJzF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (WkPC9)
Went to the courthouse to early vote. Wore my "Make Orwell Fiction Again" mask. Was handed a flyer about an Amendment and thought I should read it, since I didn't know there was an Amendment on the ballot. It described the issue in pleasant, altruistic wording. Then I read it was sponsored by Common Cause, ACLU, League of Women Voters, AARP, and promoted by the WaPo. I handed it back to the flyer-passer-outer saying, "Thanks, I've read all I need to, you can recycle it." Went in to vote for Trump and NO on the Amendment. Line was not long, went smoothly but my heart gave a little flip when I was instructed to feed the completed form into the voting machine. It got verified as "counted" but I wondered...
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (99Nt9)
My real name is
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Infidel
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It was the last 5# bag of gummy worms at Five Below.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (DUIap)
No shame whatsoever either.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (5p7BC)
Powerful.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (sGotD)
That's not even a good porn name.
To be a good porn name it needs to be something like "Miles O'Brian".
Dick Miles
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (dTqaU)
You know, the most revolting and outrageous kind of child trafficking stuff imaginable.
Trump and his team have grossly mishandled this from the beginning (the crucial PR part, not the policy part). The idiocy, hysteria, lies and slander heaped on the *the country* over this have never been met with the nuclear smackdown they obviously required.
I hope Meadows and a few others realize how disastrous so many senior personnel were in the first term, and make a radical effort to get results in the second.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (v16oJ)
President Trump, without evidence, without counting all the ballots, has falsely declared victory, they'll say.
And then twitter and facebook will shutdown anyone who says otherwise.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (IpJzF)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (xFK4F)
Hey, I'm right here!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (6psdy)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: goodluckduck at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (mMGWD)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (sy5kK)
"Don't let the
Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (KuhHY)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (99Nt9)
I use that technique too. It saves a lot of time and reading. If the "Working Mothers for Fairness, Justice, and Bread" or other obvious communist front support something, I KNOW I'm against it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (EM4Pb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
.......
Tough job when H has the coke weenie.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw
Jack, 90% of the people on this board are hiding behind fictitious screen names, including the owner of the website.
I could chose another moniker, but as Rudolph Abel said in the film Bridge of Spies: "Would it help?"
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Upg4v)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (sd8p
-----------------
She's there, she's everywhere, that demn elusive..Sharon?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (EM4Pb)
Trump is killing it. This is a movement. I don't see how Democrats beat
this. There are thousands of people from all ethnic groups and
backgrounds. It defies the media's characterizations for everyone to
see.
According to Jonah, everyone has already voted, so don't bother.
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (L47aO)
That's right, you heard me -- the Miles Taylor.
I remember his awesome jazz trumpeting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 06:58 PM (guGkK)
a. reversible, so that the first name could be the last name, and vide-cersa; and
b. both halves of the name are non-gender-specific; and
c. is really really commonplace and generic.
After much thought, I settled on "Tyler Morgan / Morgan Tyler" as the perfect hyper-confusing name.
You could write it down as "Tyler, Morgan" and people wouldn't really know if your last name was Morgan, or was it Tyler? And also, what the hell gender is that?
Also, both names are so common that Googling them or searching in any database would be completely useless, since there would be millions of results.
So if you ever see some super-villain on the lam by the name of Tyler Morgan or Morgan Tyler, that'll be me.
Anyway, the reason I mention this is that this guy's so-called "name,"Miles Taylor," really fits in with this "intentionally vague and anonymous" name scheme. I think it isn't even his real name.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (Ufkho)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (icI8A)
Maybe it's Miles Taylor?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (bkUtD)
Yeah, but we're not being promoted by the New York Times as "senior administration officials".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (VikfB)
You mean Ace's name isn't Ace ?
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (HEEq1)
2020, gotta love it.
Waiting for the "Kabardino-Balkarians for Trump" signs.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (OTzUX)
The idea that a mommy and a daddy a bravely crossing the border with their children in tow is ludicrous. That is not what is happening. There are not family units or families crossing the border.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (IpJzF)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (qXhwv)
Yea, I was kidding. My real name isn't JackStraw either.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2plfebg
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH!
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LOL!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (7o4Oo)
To be a good porn name it needs to be something like "Miles O'Brian".
Pffffft. You guys should just give it up. Nobody will ever top me.
Posted by: Steele Johnson at October 28, 2020 06:55 PM (v16oJ)
My super power is dick.
Posted by: Ram Maidensplitter at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Miles Taylor
"I'm smart! Not like everyone says, like dumb. I'm smart and I demand respect!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (6psdy)
Barrayar, Barrayar, Barrayar!
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 07:00 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 06:53 PM (5p7BC)
Powerful.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (5FCda)
Especially when youre blowing 0.08, amiright?
LOL. I saw your response to my comment a few minutes ago.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Hannity's gonna be CRUSHED (by 100lb barbells) at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (BBWrU)
Sample size is small, but if it holds Trump should get 52% of the total vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait...I'm not really Mike Hammer?
*dammit*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (L47aO)
Security camera has captured the terrifying moment a woman was ambushed by two masked gunmen outside her home, before they tied her up and ransacked the property.
The incident occurred on Monday morning as the woman was leaving her house in Tamarac, Florida. A security camera placed above her garage shows the woman unlocking the door to her Mercedes before she is approached from behind by the two men.
hope we see less of this
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Alexander Vindmann at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (dTqaU)
Consider it done.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (VWp7G)
>>Yea, I was kidding. My real name isn't JackStraw either.--
Posted by: JackStraw
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Upg4v)
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip
Well, she IS !
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (4a9Vv)
The Long Ranger would be a good pr0n name. Have to wear a mask, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Vh+Bh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Ufkho)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (4a9Vv)
Evergreen post.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Ojki1)
......
Phew, that's good to know.
Hate to meet someone on the street, shake their hand, and have them say: "Hi, I'm Masturbatin' Pete!"
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (zppxZ)
I'm Larry Braverman.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (iTXRQ)
>>Yea, I was kidding. My real name isn't JackStraw either.--
Posted by: JackStraw
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Upg4v)
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I'm crushed, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
_________________
Really? He joined as a baby? He must have been very precocious.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (k4dH2)
I should just apply at the NYT or something. I'll make everything up. These people don't check shit. I'll just say I graduated from some middlebrow place like Goucher College, with a degree in Morally Relative Racial Abortionism, or whatever's in vogue today.
Then I'll write a bunch of fabulist nonsense whilst drinking... stories about how the orangeman was caught fucking a goat in military school, but it was all covered up because Putin's favorite dog-trainer was the headmaster at the time. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (4a9Vv)
The hell you say
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (h2068)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (icI8A)
......
Phew, that's good to know.
Hate to meet someone on the street, shake their hand, and have them say: "Hi, I'm Masturbatin' Pete!"
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
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That one's real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (HEEq1)
https://twitter.com/ JackPosobiec/status/1321576917569544193
(remove space)
Never try to tackle a guy who outweighs you by a hundred pounds, son (or whatever gender you claim to be).
Isaac Newton tells us that's just never going to end well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Kpl3J)
stealth
you can't see the jet
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (iTXRQ)
No, you can see them as long as you aren't looking in the "win" column.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (3P/5p)
I'm Larry Braverman.
Steve Bennett. It sounds important.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VWp7G)
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Max Powers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
We would!
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (dTqaU)
He's as energetic as ever, but there seems to be something extra - he's got a bounce in his rhetorical step.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (OTzUX)
Steve Bennett. It sounds important.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VWp7G)
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I initially read that as, "impotent."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (an7Mv)
I'm devastated. My faith in humanity is lost forever. *weeps into shot of tequila*
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (5p7BC)
If Trump wins the popular vote and the E College: Russia Russia Russia!!
my word as an Olbermann, who is a twat
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: fly at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Vh+Bh)
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (HEEq1)
You can tell my parents weren't half so original.
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Zm+LZ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2plfebg
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (xFK4F)
That's hysterical!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: george costanza at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
WHATTT?????
My mind is reeling.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (HEEq1)
Has anyone ever seen Miles Taylor, and Todd, in the same place at the same time?
Uh huh. That's what I thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (3P/5p)
Remember how we all thought Olbermann was batshit crazy 10 years ago? Somehow, he's made that behavior seem tame.
The glasses from The Dwight Schrute Collection don't help with the crazy face.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (AD3JT)
Has anyone ever seen Miles Taylor, and Todd, in the same place at the same time?
Uh huh. That's what I thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
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Fucking Todd...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (LvTSG)
My guess is 100%. they aren't named because they are shy, or fear reprisals, but because if we knew their names, we'd toss the story in the circular bin.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (nkp5d)
>>Yea, I was kidding. My real name isn't JackStraw either.--
Posted by: JackStraw
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Upg4v)
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I'm crushed, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
But yours is real, it just links to a site of some guy you are the publicist for, yes?
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Ojki1)
@TMCNATT80
96 miles of @realDonaldTrump support! 96 miles of it !
https://tinyurl.com/y5c5496v
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)
Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:02 PM
evergreen
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:05 PM (5p7BC)
Dave's not here.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
But yours is real, it just links to a site of some guy you are the publicist for, yes?
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Ojki1)
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It's a monkeys with a typewriter thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (sd8p8)
But still:
Insignificant Fucking Nobody > Some Guy On The Internet
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: rhomboid
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He's in Arizona at the Trump rally. Go look at the RSBN recording, it is toward the end.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (VWp7G)
I believed in these people who I thought shared my values. You can imagine my disappointment, my fear, my anger when I watched all of the top executives engage in sex acts with a Cub Scout troop and some circus animals.
I didn't feel that I could in good conscience continue to work in an organization where I now distrusted senior management to do the right thing. I resigned three months later.
Posted by: New York Times Janitor Who Goes By the Name "Anonymous" at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (b0DjH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
But yours is real, it just links to a site of some guy you are the publicist for, yes?
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Ojki1)
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It's a monkeys with a typewriter thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
After the presidency it was all downhill for James Madison's career.
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V
Are you Peruvian ?
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (Vh+Bh)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
After the presidency it was all downhill for James Madison's career.
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
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You don't want to imagine what I went through in the 1880s...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (LvTSG)
Some minor housekeeping. No one.
Posted by: fly
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Sometimes, it is better to leave the dust undisturbed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: My word as a biden! at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: The Janitor at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)
". . .
While in the DHS, he helped craft talking points for the administration to defend its family separation policy.
. . ."
So, by MSM's official policies over the last 4 years, he's a Nazi who should be crucified upside-down and lit on fire before being drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (dTqaU)
Miles Dryer-Balls
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)
Biden supporter charges a man holding a flag and it does not go well
https://tinyurl.com/y35mgvvs
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (sd8p
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*crowd at 12 step late to meeting intervention*
Hi Sharon, nice to meet you!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. AKA Larry Braverman at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
But yours is real, it just links to a site of some guy you are the publicist for, yes?
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (Ojki1)
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It's a monkeys with a typewriter thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
Which explains Cats pretty well.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Ojki1)
The glasses from The Dwight Schrute Collection don't help with the crazy face.
He's got to be bipolar or something. Or just plain mad as a hatter. I'm afraid he'll hurt himself or others. (OK, I don't care about him personally, I just don't want him to hurt innocent bystanders).
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (h2068)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (dTqaU)
Miles Dryer-Balls
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)
Miles Benoit Balls
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (sd8p8)
Displayed in stately Casa Backwardio is a nice little ceramic plaque I've had for several decades that reads. "You can touch the dust, but please don't write in it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Then you can see if the zebras have been there.
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (arJlL)
What would sound important is hyphenated name. Miles Taylor-Balls.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor-Swift
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (DUIap)
The good news is your 2020 Election Chess Set can now be completed with the addition of the "hand-crafted" Biden and Harris figurine pieces.
The bad news is your 2020 Election Chess Set still has the dead Ruth Ginsburg piece.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (yl9uq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:08 PM (4a9Vv)
You'd be OK, gender studies majors haven't mastered fire yet.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (cZjDV)
LOL. I saw your response to my comment a few minutes ago.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:01 PM (LIhNq)
Ha! I'm still stone cold sober, it's only 4:11 here.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Furious George at October 28, 2020 07:12 PM (9vQJW)
It's a monkeys with a typewriter thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
Which explains Cats pretty well.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Ojki1)
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Nothing will ever explain Cats.
At least I learned that a Cat is not *dramatic pause* a dog. Judi Dench's finest moment, everyone!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:12 PM (LvTSG)
Although years ago I saw an interview with North during a 'Sweeps Month' and he sounded pretty honest, said the top female porn stars got paid a lot more than he did. (This I am not making up)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:12 PM (4a9Vv)
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Separates kids from their parents? You know who separates kids from their parents? Planned Parenthood, that's who.
Posted by: Eromero
Some nieces need to be separated from their uncles, I don't care what Jill and Joe Biden say.
Posted by: Dorkas Strewn DA 1977 at October 28, 2020 07:12 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 28, 2020 07:13 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Dr. Frasier Crane at October 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 07:13 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 07:13 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at
If you can dodge a Dench, you can dodge a ball !
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Broseidon
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There is a rally driver named 'Scott Speed'. He drives for, uh...Subaru.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (L47aO)
At least I learned that a Cat is not *dramatic pause* a dog. Judi Dench's finest moment, everyone!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:12 PM (LvTSG)
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I read an interview with Asia Carrera and she says the same, that the gals get paid way more than the guys.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (WEBkv)
What's that song that goes I can go miles and miles and miles?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (yl9uq)
Did I see today some chief of police is named Outlaw?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:10 PM (sd8p
Philly. And she's doing a bang-up job
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (h2068)
Our SWAT officers will be hitting your house shortly.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor-Swift "
Miles-Taylor-Ham and Egg.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (JOV35)
President Trump would LOVE reading this. He's got the super quick dry wit we're all jonesing for.
He has earned this coming WIN. Yugely.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (4a9Vv)
......
Phew, that's good to know.
Hate to meet someone on the street, shake their hand, and have them say: "Hi, I'm Masturbatin' Pete!"
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
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That one's real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (LvTSG)
Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Charlie Brown's Dildo.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (b0DjH)
No relation, I assure you.
Posted by: Anonymous 7
He was trying to trade on your notoriety and name recognition.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (LBiyC)
Trump has 11 rallies in the last 2 days of the campaign.
He might just kill Biden outright. Damn...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: some dude on the corner at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)
https://twitter.com/ JackPosobiec/status/1321576917569544193
(remove space)
Never try to tackle a guy who outweighs you by a hundred pounds, son (or whatever gender you claim to be).
Isaac Newton tells us that's just never going to end well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VikfB)
Goldilocks there is extremely ill-advised to put things on a physical basis with almost any man, and most women. Puny little shit.
And for the information of his porker mother, he IS a retard. As is she. Trailer park skank.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (l2KtJ)
Yeah, she's a ray of fucking sunshine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (VWp7G)
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She got the job because everyone was tickled by her last name, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (LvTSG)
What would sound important is hyphenated name. Miles Taylor-Balls.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor-Swift
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (DUIap)
Miles Taylor-Ham
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (JOV35)
No, that's Tails (from Sonic the Hedgehog).
It's actually O'Warranty.
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Do it!!!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (7o4Oo)
When she was pregnant with her first child we all recommended that she name the girl Leaf.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (LvTSG)
She got it because she checked off all the important demographic boxes. She was previously in Portland and brought Portland here to us.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:14 PM (yl9uq)
I can see for miles and miles. Name of the song is "I can see for miles".
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (VWp7G)
How do you think this is going over with most people?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (cSy0v)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM (JOV35)
Which one?
Hunter, Yes.
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (3P/5p)
When she was pregnant with her first child we all recommended that she name the girl Leaf.
And name the next one Snow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (HaL55)
Gosh, and this is supposed to mean what exactly? I'm guessing it means if the 2M illegals weren't voting, Trump might actually carry CA.
Maybe it's just me, but if he wins CA, WTF difference does it make by how much? Or are they going to rub the popular vote in our faces again when he loses?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (asQlL)
It is to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 06:50 PM (GRbI+)
..........
Reminds me of a janitor friend of ours who referred to himself as the "colonel of the urinal".
Posted by: Molly k. at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (4I/L6)
There's a detective in my department named Linda Blowes. Great cop, great detective, and she has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (sGotD)
I can see for miles and miles. Name of the song is "I can see for miles".
Posted by: BignJames
Yeah, that makes sense.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (yl9uq)
The new Batwoman has her official costume . . .
https://tinyurl.com/Woke-Batgirl-Cossie
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (yl9uq)
Is Barry still the black queen?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:17 PM (VWp7G)
I'm Sicilian and Lebanese (knowledge I acquired recently). 'Taint no white privilege here.
And YOU be careful in Philly Wyatt!
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (LvTSG)
She's been pretty much incognito. Even the uber-leftie Philadelphia Inquirer called her out on it.
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (h2068)
I Can *See* For Miles and miles and miles.
The Who.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Ms Outlaw is the police commissioner for Philly. She was the chief of the Portland, OR department but left when she saw the city and mayor approved the riots.
Seems pretty smart. I think she got hurt the first night of the recent peaceful protests in Philly when she was out with her officers..
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (d9Irc)
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I hope it's such a huge blow-out that it gets called early. I want to savor the shock and tears and impotent screams of lefty rage by re-playing the coverage over and over all night.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (k4dH2)
Newsom denies people are leaving CA, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
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Their tax department will never let them go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (LvTSG)
Person started the whole impeachment debacle, which meant the administration was busy having to defend itself from spurious charges, WHILE THE FUCKING COVID WAS STARTING.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (NgKpN)
I don't think anyone here enjoyed the May/June riots, and this is more of the same. They left the really bad neighborhoods and went to non-black neighborhoods last night. I think a lot of people are pissed, and this does not help Biden.
He'll win Philly, but not like he should win it, IMO.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Tami
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Tamara is one of my favorite names
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (0hjgv)
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YOU DICK
NOT PRON NAME
Posted by: the horta at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Broseidon
Trust only in Mexican weather girls.
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)
_____________
As an Arizonan, I can tell you first hand that he's full of shit.
They're coming here in droves.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (k4dH2)
When he got married, his wife demanded he change it.
So they chose the name Hunter.
...He'll probably want to change that again.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Will this go on our permanent records?
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah, she's a ray of fucking sunshine.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (VWp7G)
I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice!
Posted by: Doyle at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Miles F-ing Taylor at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (5fQpL)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (sd8p8)
People accosted her but she wasn't hurt. Ironically after she knelt in front of BLM she hid in her office for the duration of the May/June riots. She's not exactly popular here, and immediately questioned the shooting the other day.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Mp+Ti)
Posted by: DB- just DB. AKA Larry Braverman at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)
What if there are huge lines?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)
I knew a guy in HS named Harry Daisy.
I mean, that's just wrong.
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (0hjgv)
Went to HS with a girl name Jenny Cummer
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
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To be fair, the illegals moving in are probably making up for the ones leaving.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: McCool at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WXSv6)
_____________
As an Arizonan, I can tell you first hand that he's full of shit.
They're coming here in droves.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
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CA needs to build that high-speed rail system!
...But just going OUT of the state.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
After decades of being just as mystified as you, it FINALLY dawned on me why Cats was so popular:
It gave people a chance to be "furries" before the concept was even invented.
In the modern world these days, young people learn about this thing called "furries," in which you get identify with being some kind of furry animal, and (for reasons iunknown but that's a different post) this is immensely appealing to millions of them. and they embrace the idea and either become furries or at a minimum identify as an "otherkin" -- some non-human animal or entity.
So the urge to deep down inside identify as some furry animal has long existed in the American demographic -- probably long before furies first emerge a decade or two ago.
But if you had that urge way back when in the '70s or '80s -- you had no way to express it. You probably didn't know you HAD it.
And then "Cats" came out. And you were like, "Yessss! I want to be a furry cat!"
So they loved the show, and made it popular.
It was the only outlet for your fury identity fantasies.
Now Cats is superfluous, but when it first appeared, the concept really resonated with some people.
THAT explains Cats.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (HEEq1)
Oregon politics in a nutshell - Oregon is evenly divided between Democrats and Republicans, except for Multnomah County, which votes 75% for Democrats. Multnomah County has 20% of the state's population, so the Democrats win statewide by 10%.
This makes Oregon a deep, deep blue state. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Yes, Miles Taylor at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 28, 2020 06:51 PM (cZjDV)
Reminds me of the Kiev US Embassy flunkie who overheard a phone call to Trump by (Gordon Something? I forget) in a restaurant, the one he testified about in a the House Impeachment Circus hearing.
He took over half-an-hour to recite his resume and his life story and how he joined the Foreign Service to save the world from people like Trump. Oh, and he eventually got around to telling what he heard Trump say. I bet he's still waiting for a call from some publisher, offering him millions to write his book telling the tale. It's going to be a long wait, buddy.
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (yl9uq)379
I can see for miles and miles. Name of the song is "I can see for miles".
Posted by: BignJames
Yeah, that makes sense.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (yl9uq)
And the song that goes "Teenage wasteland" is "Baba O'Reilly." Which makes sense.
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo)
324
What would sound important is hyphenated name. Miles Taylor-Balls.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020
Miles Taylor-Swift
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 07:11 PM (DUIap)
Miles Taylor-Ham
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:15 PM (Izzlo)
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Miles Taylor-Made. Here at CNN, he's quite a driver *purr*
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (LIhNq)
And YOU be careful in Philly Wyatt!
1. Exotic babes are the best babes.
2. Yes, ma'am. Carrying three magazines today and taking my vest home with me in case the air is filled with lead again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: DB- just DB. AKA Larry Braverman at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)
So they loved the show, and made it popular.
It was the only outlet for your fury identity fantasies.
Now Cats is superfluous, but when it first appeared, the concept really resonated with some people.
THAT explains Cats.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (HEEq1)
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And Broadway lovers are a bunch of fairies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:18 PM (sGotD)
.....
Ah, you're the Nigerian rapper on 90 Day Fiance?
Or the dude I'm supposed to send money to?
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (I2/tG)
Biden were they were interviewing him about the Communications Decency
Act and he decided, in a savvy political move that only he can do, to
attack the video game industry and it's developers who "teach people how
to kill".
All those dead electrons...*sniff*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
Newsome said that as he was looking at where he's going to move to himself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: Molly k.
I knew that guy.
Posted by: Cole Brewster at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (DjiZK)
What if there are huge lines?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
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The polls are held open for everyone who was in line prior to closing time.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (DUIap)
Well, he'd already lost the Gamerz gate vote.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner
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And his Asian friend Mia Cox-Ucker.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)
Which, given the size of the federal bureaucracy, possibly exists as a position.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (5p7BC)
Thanks. My mom put a lot of thought into it. She was going to name me Janet and the woman in the hospital room with her was going to name her baby Tamara if it was a girl. She had a boy.
-_-
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
Uh huh. Tell him to give me a call. I have documentation.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (dOV9E)
Thanks. I had not heard that. My info was what little I had heard from Portland.
The Oregonian, I think, had her listed among the injured. I know I had seen it somewhere.
Too bad you're saddled with another loser.
Stay safe out there man.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Broseidon
~~~~~
Storm Field (That's a legit one.) Wonder what happened to the little squirt.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:25 PM (sGotD)
*******
Evangelicals Come Back to Trump in the Nick of Time
******
Hey Hoss!! ya ain't gonna believe this but
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (asQlL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 06:57 PM (k4dH2)
anos = anus
años = years
Posted by: 2012 at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (cNEwX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: IrishEi
__________
Are you also a prince whose bank accounts have all been temporarily frozen? Because I think I may have gotten your email . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (k4dH2)
Years ago, the guy who ran the blood bank at the University of Chicago Hospitals was named Victor Fang.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (dOV9E)
Y'all are the best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (U2p+3)
has Trump getting 30% of black vote
https://tinyurl.com/y48nxepu
Posted by: McCool
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That won't happen.
But it will be much higher than expected. Around 18% overall. Trump is doing very well with Blacks under the age of 45 though, about 22%.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
It's a fair cop.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (BM2fS)
~~~~~
Uhm....... Yeah! That's right!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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"Thass right! We got fairies on a string for yo ass jes' a little later!"
Posted by: Thing-Fish at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (LvTSG)
The Oregonian, I think, had her listed among the injured. I know I had seen it somewhere.
She may have been great in Portland, but she's not respected here. I never met her personally, so she may be a nice woman, but almost every important decision she made was wrong.
The riots are so bad now because the banned tear gas.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (xPJvm)
thats gonna work splendidly in our diverse urban areas where waiting in line, arriving early and taking 'no' for an answer isnt culturally normative.
(I know bc the Smithsonian told me these are white cultural traits)
Posted by: McCool at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (WXSv6)
Y'all are the best.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (U2p+3)
/looks at Nurse with suspicion
Have you been hanging with Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (dOV9E)
See you & raise: I knew a guy named Mike Hunt.
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (Izzlo)
_____________
yeah but my keyboard doesn't speak spanish so I can't accentuate properly
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (k4dH2)
If true, it's over.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
It's true, and it was up to about 45% back in May, which is exactly why we had the entire Blessed George Floyd, Patron Saint of Stuffing Fentanyl Up Your Ass riots.
CoVid19 wasn't doing enough to hurt black Americans so the Democrats decided to destroy their communities.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (BM2fS)
Vesti....bule? Come on Nurse, we can't process these big words after 7pm EDT
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (VWp7G)
Antifa in Portland hated her. She was unapologetically pro-police.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (sL159)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Tami
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Tamara is one of my favorite names
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:20 PM (5p7BC
I have a niece Tamara. I believe she was named after a character in Dr Zhivago. Her sister Lara definitely was.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)
For real.
Way back when I lived in Atlanta, we drank at the local watering hole named The Rusty Nail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (4I/L6)
A kidd got our governor to read the name Harry Azcrak on a Facebook live. Tate's response was totally Mississippian.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (PbpT7)
Oregon politics in a nutshell - Oregon is evenly divided between Democrats and Republicans, except for Multnomah County, which votes 75% for Democrats. Multnomah County has 20% of the state's population, so the Democrats win statewide by 10%.
This makes Oregon a deep, deep blue state. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I know it doesn't mean much but we drop off our ballots a couple hours before the polls close. It doesn't give Multnomah county enough time to create ballots during the rare close election or initiative
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah, that's a royal flush, I'm out. If he married a woman with the last name Hertz, I hope they decided not to hyphenate.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (dOV9E)
What if there are huge lines?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
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The polls are held open for everyone who was in line prior to closing time.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:24 PM (5p7BC)
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This is why the nightmare scenario of "let's close down all the polling stations in Wisconsin" will never happen.
Democrats have fought, for decades, that polling stations remain open as late as possible.
No judiciary panel worth anything will allow early shut downs, and anything that does get approved will move up the chain very very quickly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (LvTSG)
@tomselliott
CNBC's Shep Smith to Dr. Fauci: "Why can't we" impose "an 111-day lockdown" like Melbourne?
https://tinyurl.com/y6pnwvkv
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (cF8AT)
Newsom denies people are leaving CA, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:19 PM (yl9uq)
The U-Haul rental truck and trailer rates do NOT lie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (k4dH2)
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Remain blessed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
Guys, guys! These transactions are supposed to be kept confidential.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (I2/tG)
I had a chemistry professor in college named Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (h2068)
I'm in a very small town in Canada. We get a small paper, 4 or 5 names of party leaders with circles by their names and a pencil.
Three seconds. Done.
I can't even remember ever actually having to really wait in line to vote. Very small town. 2 stoplights
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (v2c9/)
Roger Clinton made Billy Carter look like a saint.
Hunter Biden makes Roger Clinton look like a saint.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (yl9uq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. AKA Larry Braverman at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (iTXRQ)
I believe it, but a few hours after the shooting she threw both cops under the bus and told the media, "I have questions."
I saw the raw video. They retreated multiple times and only fired when the man charged them with the knife in hand.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:26 PM (dOV9E)
I knew a girl named Shirley U. Jest
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (0hjgv)
I think all ALW's musicals contain one good song and acres of sludge. That's my experience, at least.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jewells45
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I recall a story in a news a few years ago where a school for the deaf wanted some parents to rename their kid, because his name was Hunter, and the sign-language for that was making a finger-gun... which you can't do in a school.
I thought they should have changed his name to Gunnar.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (AdUyc)
She may have been great in Portland, but she's not respected here. I never met her personally, so she may be a nice woman, but almost every important decision she made was wrong.
The riots are so bad now because the banned tear gas.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM (VWp7G)
Was that her call, or the Mayor's?
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 28, 2020
*
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Did he know Major Major?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (rkl7q)
I believe it, but a few hours after the shooting she threw both cops under the bus and told the media, "I have questions."
I saw the raw video. They retreated multiple times and only fired when the man charged them with the knife in hand.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (VWp7G)
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Why didn't they shoot the knife out of his hand, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (sL159)
NO!! If you mean your nic.. no way. My husband lol'd when I told him your nic.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (HaL55)
I stepped on a freaking rusty nail once and had to get a tetanus shot. I'm glad there are some good rusty nails out there.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Art Deco at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (1BrBu)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:29 PM (LIhNq)
Well, I never!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 07:31 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: Ima Cox-Hucker at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (Dj5/i)
The mayor said it was his, but a guy in my academy class works in her office and said it was Outlaw. I trust him with my life, so I doubt he's lying.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Richard Blower at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:16 PM
No one.
Democrats need him to get to Marxism fast
Republicans know he is as corrupt as anyone and until next Tuesday he is as safe as can be.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM
This doesn't have anything to do with the horse trailer, does it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
Local TV interviewed witnesses and one woman said... wait for it... "Why didn't they shoot him in the leg?"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (rpbg1)
I knew a Army Officer - Major Sick
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (DjiZK)
When we met two other guys dressed as cowboys as well...
Who were also, named Joe, but differentiated themselves by calling themselves Big Joe, and Little Joe.
So, had to buy a round of shots... for Joe, Big Joe, Little Joe, and myself, NotJoe.
Cute Bartender was crackin up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Richard Blower at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (LilNs)
It was me.
Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (dOV9E)
There is only one method of de-escalation for someone charging you with a knife.
Cops simply have to refuse to respond to some call, the price is too high, if one of these confrontations goes sideways.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (tW1lH)
has Trump getting 30% of black vote
https://tinyurl.com/y48nxepu
Posted by: McCool at October 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WXSv6)
If true, tell the Fat Lady it is time to warm up, she's got a singing gig upcoming.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 28, 2020
Heh.
Was he a really short guy?
My first assignment, the Battery mess sergeant was Sergeant Sergeant. A damned fine NCO too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 2012 at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (cNEwX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (lgiXo)
Holy shit - - GOPers just took the pre-Election Day advantage in Broward (Ft Lauderdale), Florida's strongest Dem bastion. They are now officially ahead of where they were with all 2016 pre-ED voting. Unbelievable, but incontrovertibly true.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miles' big brother at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (v2c9/)
Three seconds. Done.
I can't even remember ever actually having to really wait in line to vote. Very small town. 2 stoplights
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
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Smallest town I've ever seen was a place in Canada right on the border with Alaska. Population of 17.
I couldn't figure out how a town that small could survive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (xceTB)
Holy shit - - GOPers just took the pre-Election Day advantage in Broward (Ft Lauderdale), Florida's strongest Dem bastion. They are now officially ahead of where they were with all 2016 pre-ED voting. Unbelievable, but incontrovertibly true.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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So...Blue Wave?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (Vsb7Y)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (sL159)
Posted by: 2012 at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (cNEwX)
But you can call me Maurice?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (nxdel)
The riots are so bad now because the banned tear gas.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:27 PM
So, when tear gas is 'outlawed', only Outlaw will have tear gas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (5p7BC)
Read the story of Basher, Alaska. Hilarious.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (svKsX)
If true, tell the Fat Lady it is time to warm up, she's got a singing gig upcoming.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
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All the Right People are saying Biden is rolling to a big win. So there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
So, when tear gas is 'outlawed', only Outlaw will have tear gas?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (DMUuz)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Why didn't they shoot across his big toe, just enough to give him a slight cut on the tip, and throw off his stride as he charged the cops?
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (dOV9E)
She puts it on her eggs Benedict.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Broward County is where dreams and people go to die.
Joe Biden fits right in.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM
What time are speaking about the Pompetus of Love?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)
But the polls!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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IN JUNE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (LvTSG)
I know. But I'm so sad I can't provide a bed in my home for him.
Seattle is very quiet right now. Too quiet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:30 PM (rpbg1)
I knew a Army Officer - Major Sick
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (DjiZK)
There was a female E-nothing in another division in my boot camp barracks with 'STAINES' on her nametapes. Seaman Staines.
She was cute, but: boot camp goggles.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (t+qrx)
There are officers who fail pistol requalification often. The course is almost idiot proof, but they want these clowns to shoot someone in the leg, or arm. Puh-lease.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (rpbg1)
How long have you been on the gulf coast?
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: prognostimacator at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (mX3Ey)
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The Australian accent is ghastly.
It sounds like a bad community theater actor doing a horrible cockney accent and thinking he's GOT IT TOTALLY NAILED!
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (xceTB)
Can't speak to their constitution, but I've liked almost all the Aussies I've met, a lot.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (sL159)
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I'm still smiling!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (rpbg1)
Excellent news. We're still about 2 hours away from peak winds. We've had a few brownouts, but the lights are still on so far.
It's getting kinda sporty out there though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (VWp7G)
Hey Wyatt, I need a new smart tv for my place down here in Washington. Nothing to big or fancy. An off brand would even be fine..So if you know anyone looting tonight, see what ya can do for me ok?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (OVEfo)
2. Yes, ma'am. Carrying three magazines today and taking my vest home with me in case the air is filled with lead again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:23 PM (VWp7G)
Wyatt, you stay safe out there.
-zombie Sergeant from Hill Street Blues
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (sy5kK)
Population 2.
I ran up to the sign and they wrote underneath...and 1 dog.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2020 06:56 PM (v16oJ)
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STOP WATCHING,READING & LISTENING TOO FUX NEWS !
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (asQlL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Shovel 6 at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (lYMQu)
Mike.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (w7KSn)
lol, Random Internet Asshole
and to be honest, his tweet wasn't really that funny. It was just another guy saying "he's a nobody." It was just useful for the poundage on that side of the proposition.
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The injuns are up to somethin'
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (arJlL)
It sounds like a bad community theater actor doing a horrible cockney accent and thinking he's GOT IT TOTALLY NAILED!
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:37 PM (AdUyc)
Hang with an Australian chick for a night and then tell me how ghastly that accent is. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
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I'm in Etobicoke Centre, SI, and it's never taken me more than 20 minutes. And for our American friends, a Toronto suburb and my ballots are the same as SI's. Mind you for fed and provincial elections we're only voting for one guy unlike you folks. City elections have a few more but even then, just four or so positions.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (an7Mv)
Pre-ED Bob Dole would approve of this. Post-ED Bob Dole does.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: pep
YUP!
Posted by: Senior Administration Ace at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yeah, that'll work .... at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (BBWrU)
Okay, I got you, AndyCanuck, Nurse - obviously - Tamara, Mis. Hum., CBD, Ace, gee, 'm gonna need a paddy wagon.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Why didn't they shoot across his big toe, just enough to give him a slight cut on the tip, and throw off his stride as he charged the cops?
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:35 PM (dOV9E)
I can attest after 35 years of playing with various blades.
The best CLOSE defense against a knife? A Maine Gauche parrying Dagger.
Ergo, I believe that all Police should get training in Sword and Dagger, and begin carrying those!
Oh, and my Black Tiger Fencing Academy? Yeah, the business plan is already in place.
/tongue firmly planted in cheek.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (NgKpN)
Me too! Will always be one of my fondest memories.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (nxdel)
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Yup.. A classic!!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 28, 2020 07:06 PM (evxBY)
Who?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (8AF+u)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I just tried, but got a whole lot of Zillow hits. Apparently it is a pretty desirable location now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
The hero in that - The Avenger - had a trick where he could shoot a bullet so that it just skipped across the top of someone's skull and they'd go unconscious, like a Vulcan nerve pinch or something.
Goofy adventures in the vein of Doc Savage.
(Supposedly written by the same author, but the author didn't actually exist.)
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (OVEfo)
Mom and baby daddy had not stayed in school.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (LIhNq)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jewells45
Nope.
Posted by: Tuggy Toobin at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (rkl7q)
Posted by: Art Deco
Yeah, Fake Yapper calling him "DHS Chief of Staff" makes it sound like the Department of Homeland Security has a top policy position called "Chief of Staff".
Instead he's the Chief of Staff (administrative assistant) for the Secretary of Homeland Security.
IOW, a guy who is NEVER in a position to meet the President in person, EVER.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (BM2fS)
Okay, I got you, AndyCanuck, Nurse - obviously - Tamara, Mis. Hum., CBD, Ace, gee, 'm gonna need a paddy wagon.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (VWp7G)
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Perfect. I need the paddy wagon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (uWF4x)
Note that even though this sad mid-level manager c#ck thought he was buying himself an entree with his Very Good Friends on the left, this media leftwinger -- a "correspondent" at NBC -- tells him that he's a fascist who will have to be purged anyway:
*snort*
Once a Republican, always a someone to be forced to his knees and shot in the back of the neck, like those filthy Kulaks.
It's like the American education system has been Toobin' off and neglecting the teaching of history.
Naaaaahhh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ugh!
She could be a 10 and the accent would drop her down to a 3.
Horrid. Horrid.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (AdUyc)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (sL159)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:32 PM (VWp7G)
Would it be okay with these folks if next time they just shoot him in the balls?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (LIhNq)
Okay, I got you, AndyCanuck, Nurse - obviously - Tamara, Mis. Hum., CBD, Ace, gee, 'm gonna need a paddy wagon.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (VWp7G)
Paddy wagon? I'm triggered!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (8AF+u)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
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Here's the problem with that. There are times I need to find out what is going on with a news story, and Fox is the only feed covering it. OANN doesn't cover everything.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (VWp7G)
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I ran Youngest Son through the same qualification course that our local big city PD uses for their officers when he was 13 and he passed.
Most people have no idea how little training in shooting cops actually get.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (Mp+Ti)
There are officers who fail pistol requalification often. The course
is almost idiot proof, but they want these clowns to shoot someone in
the leg, or arm. Puh-lease.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (VWp7G)
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We see a fair number of cops in Basic Pistol classes - they usually come with a spouse, moral support and all that. They're always fun to interact with, and we always get to hear some good stories. As far as the shooting, a few are quite good, some are OK, and not a majority but certainly a sizable number of them couldn't hit a bull in the ass at three paces. They're pretty philosophical about it. I had assumed that cops would tend to be gun guys, but one of them explained it pretty well: "I qualify every year and that's about it. When I go home at night, I put it away until morning. It's a work tool. Do carpenters spend their days off playing with hammers?" Fair enough.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Probably IrishEi is as well. Apologies!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: jwest at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (786Ro)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Meet the New Bullshit.
Same as the Old Bullshit.
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (/fp1w)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (3DZIZ)
@ErikWemple
A CNN spox just told me that Miles Taylor will remain a contributor despite lying to Anderson Cooper. CNN cannot have it both ways -- slamming Trump for his lies, yet condoning a very big and blatant one by its own contributor.
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Well, if they fired everybody that lied on CNN they'd have a lot of dead air.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Is a Chick-fil-A really worth looting? at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (Mp+T
LOL, more than Dental and Medical Officers in the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (xceTB)
Got it. Even many of our neighbors to the North lack that. I remember a talk a couple of decades ago with a Canadian. He said he didn't worry about Canada not having a Bill of Rights, because he completely trusted the Government to look after his rights. I admit he left me speechless.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: 2012 at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (cNEwX)
Posted by: Miss Quito
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If we don't stop global climate warming change, we'll have Katrina-level storm every week! All Year long!
..."THE Science."
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (AdUyc)
That's big if true. I can't help but think that Broward Co could be about fed up with Dems after all the bullshit surrounding the school massacre that could've been easily prevented by their coward Demoprog sheriff.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I just tried, but got a whole lot of Zillow hits. Apparently it is a pretty desirable location now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (5p7BC)
https://www.adn.com/alaska-life/2020/07/19/ anchorages-hillside-neighborhood -once-had-its-own-town-called-basher-population-9/
take out the spaces.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Vxu+H)
I knew a girl named Merry Christmas.
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Did she fill your stocking??
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:41 PM (an7Mv)
When I worked for an alarm company back in the early 90s, one of our customers was named Mary Christmas.
She was a good sport about her name, but you could tell that it sometimes annoyed her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (786Ro)
I guess it all comes down to whether he keeps his blood in his femoral arteries or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
I'd say I'm average. I've shot 100 on the course, and I think my lowest ever was 81. It was pouring and I was wearing glasses. I usually shoot in the mid-90's which is good enough for government work.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (VWp7G)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Meet the New Bullshit.
Same as the Old Bullshit.
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (0hjgv)
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"I was right and all the poll skeptics were wrong even though Trump beat the polls handily. Here's another 3,000 words about why where half of it is digs at Trump that have nothing to do with the topic at hand."
-Allahpundit, November 6, 2020
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)
You say that as if its a bad thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Gd3Hn)
Holy shit - - GOPers just took the pre-Election Day advantage in Broward (Ft Lauderdale), Florida's strongest Dem bastion. They are now officially ahead of where they were with all 2016 pre-ED voting. Unbelievable, but incontrovertibly true.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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So...Blue Wave?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (LvTSG)
Sponsored by Tidy Bowl.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)
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I guess it's better than being named Mary Yersiblings.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (AdUyc)
We can go to the range every day for an hour and shoot. The reward for that, besides getting better is two full boxes of ammo. I did it all the time when I was younger, but with kids and everything else, I do it less frequently.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (VWp7G)
It's nice that electing the people that screw us over repeatedly takes so little time
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: 2012 at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (cNEwX)
Maybe...
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (sL159)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (VWp7G)
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What is the course of fire?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (Mp+Ti)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (LIhNq)
Sort of like earthquakes up here, or tornadoes in St. Louis. I've been among all of them. They just...happen. And then we get back at it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Sharkman
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True story...
I was doing some work during the Clinton administration for an office in the Old Executive Office building. Clinton happened to go over the OEO to visit an office, and people went out in the hall to see him.
You can work in the building right next to the White House, where it is possible to walk inside the fence line to the West Wing, and NEVER see the President.
If you are some functionary in a department, you will never even meet someone who works in the West Wing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
Not to mention the effects of adrenaline.
Of course, I'm sure the idiots would be perfectly calm when someone is rushing at them with a knife.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (dOV9E)
Some couldn't do it.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (/fp1w)
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running, oh yes I will, to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall, ye
All you have to do is call
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (OVEfo)
*taps foot*
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 07:48 PM (nUhF0)
She was a good sport about her name, but you could tell that it sometimes annoyed her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (EGyGV
If she got a divorce, she could say her name was Mary Ex-mas.
Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 07:48 PM (0hjgv)
Posted by: Adam Shitff at October 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 07:28 PM (HaL55)
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This is an old haunt of mine as well, havent been in there in a few years, but little had changed last time I was there.
Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at October 28, 2020 07:48 PM (tku+r)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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Variation of Dorcas. (She was the woman that Peter raised from the dead. ...Well, GOD and Peter, I guess.)
Her alternate name was Tabitha.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:48 PM (AdUyc)
I fell out of the car, impressing the heck out that nice LSU tight end that I had been set up on a blind date with. LOL.
We've stayed friends all of these years.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (LIhNq)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Bloomberg "news" was all giddy today about Biden pulling ahead in typically Republican Georgia. They also claim that Biden is way way ahead in every battleground state.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (8AF+u)
The novelist Carl Hiassen is a commie loon, but his early stuff is hilarious. On the subject of police marksmanship, one of his characters observed that most cops couldn't hit the broad side of the SS Norway at 10 paces with a bazooka.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (Gd3Hn)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Ahh, he knows there are really 7 days before his application for 'fry cook' at your local Wendy's needs to be accepted - so why not lay mewling seductively on the VIP couch in hopes that one of us will pay the VIP price to come in and beat him into a coma with a reality baseball bat into a coma..
Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (sL159)
He brought the wife and a side dish? I don't even have balls like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (sL159)
Ben Had! What an amazing time we had. The memories have had us on cloud nine for days. The hospitality you supplied was just amazing, and it was an honor and a pleasure to be there. Thank you for everything.
I admit Mrs. Splunge is lovely.
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (dOV9E)
Now, I know some hurricanes are much worse than that, but folks in hurricane alleys build for it, so unless it is a Katrina they just weather it and get back at it.
It's the news media needing some bleeding that makes them all that and a bag of chips.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (okGHj)
Pistol requal is 3yd, 5yd, 7yd, 15yd, and 25yd. Only six shots from the 25, I believe eight from the 15, and smatterings of the 3, 5, and 7. They do the close shooting first, to guarantee everyone passes. The problems come at the 15 and further.
Only 60 shots in every requalification. I'm fairly sure my high schooler could pass it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (VWp7G)
623 Well, if they fired everybody that lied on CNN they'd have a lot of dead air.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)
You say that as if its a bad thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The injuns are up to somethin'
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 07:39 PM (arJlL)
It's not them.
They are netting salmon and running the casinos.
Unlike the CHOP attendees, they have a lot to lose. And also, they have manners.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Dude
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (dOV9E)
The average was Hillary by 5.
The average on the page today is 3.6.
Trump won by .3.
Just a curio.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (dOV9E)
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The adrenaline dump is the reason why I take a dim view of a people who have a "weapon of the day" attitude when they conceal carry.
Unless one is proficient with the various platforms they might carry on any given day, I think it's a bad idea.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (sL159)
He brought the wife and a side dish? I don't even have balls like that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Are you the only one who didn't get to eat the side dish?
LOL
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
Years back I was big into paintball.
Had a standing bet I'd do with newbs, that they could point their pistol at me from 10 ft., me gun at my side.
And I could not only hit them, but make them miss.
I'd let them draw down, get set,
Then drop to my left to the ground to my left, keeping my gun arm clear.
Won about 80% of those.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Adam Shitff at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (5p7BC
*******
There are all kinds of of sites to use
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (asQlL)
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (glGDV)
623 Well, if they fired everybody that lied on CNN they'd have a lot of dead air.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)
I bet we could russul up that log fire from Xmas eve years gone by
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ugh!
She could be a 10 and the accent would drop her down to a 3.
Horrid. Horrid.
Posted by: RKae
In rebuttal, I offer Yvonne Strahovski:
https://tinyurl.com/Yvonne-Strahovski-Aussie
Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (LIhNq)
Sort of like earthquakes up here, or tornadoes in St. Louis. I've been among all of them. They just...happen. And then we get back at it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:46 PM (okGHj)
That's right
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:34 PM (rpbg1)
How long have you been on the gulf coast?
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020
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Centuries. Every minute of the day and the night.
Actually, I grew up here; moved to Denver in '97, back when it was fairly sane; and then came back to Da Swamp in late '01, since I'd been laid off up there repeatedly and could not find a job and had friends here. So, 19 years this time.
Seems like a jail sentence. When do I get paroled, is what I want to know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (rpbg1)
@MattWolking
Narrative buster:
The FBI says the Gov. Whitmer kidnap plotter also wanted to hang President Trump
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+YYKs)
@mrsnyamajor
A lot of people are demonically manifesting. Christians have to remember the power they have. Jesus Christ showed us the way and how to subdue the demonic.
https://tinyurl.com/y3hwb9n9
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (5FCda)
666 Training is the first thing to go in budget cut season.
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (VWp7G)
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Draw and fire on a timer while standing on the line?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)
I have a 38 special and a 1911, but I only carry my service weapon. I shoot it much more than the others.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (VWp7G)
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Twenty loonies the same as in Calgary.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (an7Mv)
Lots of water. I had cluster headaches and it took finishing school and getting a divorce to make them stop.
I think that's contributed to my tinnitus as well.
Sleep if you can.
You'll be ear to ear grinning when Marine Ratched arrives.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (d9Irc)
I'd say I'm average. I've shot 100 on the course, and I think my
lowest ever was 81. It was pouring and I was wearing glasses. I usually
shoot in the mid-90's which is good enough for government work.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:44 PM (VWp7G)
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I'd love to shoot the police qualification sometime just to see what it's like. The guy I mentioned in my comment had a very hard time with the "student qualification" target - 4-inch circles at 15 feet, groups of 5. We let him shoot an instructor qual target - 7-inch circle at 45 feet, at least 16 of 20 in a 5" group - and he nailed it no problem.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (cF8AT)
Once the polling showed rioting wasn't winning it settled down right fast.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 07:52 PM (OjZpE)
Yes. Holster, wait for the horn, fire, and reholster before second horn.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (VWp7G)
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I've got bad news for Bloomberg re Georgia.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (Mp+Ti)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (asQlL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Are you the only one who didn't get to eat the side dish?
LOL
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (okGHj)
holy shit, can't breathe
send help
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
Matt Wolking
@MattWolking
Narrative buster:
The FBI says the Gov. Whitmer kidnap plotter also wanted to hang President Trump
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+YYKs)
Won't get a single mention in the MFM.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (8AF+u)
Hang with an Australian chick for a night and then tell me how ghastly that accent is. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ugh!
She could be a 10 and the accent would drop her down to a 3.
Horrid. Horrid.
Posted by: RKae
I'd still give Margot Robbie the chance to take out a restraining order....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
to do that, you have to hold the pistol sideways.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:54 PM (sy5kK)
I'd let them draw down, get set,
Then drop to my left to the ground to my left, keeping my gun arm clear.
Won about 80% of those.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (NgKpN)
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That's very cool and a great teaching tool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:54 PM (WEBkv)
is almost idiot proof, but they want these clowns to shoot someone in
the leg, or arm. Puh-lease.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:36 PM (VWp7G) "
I just missed getting hit by a ricochet years ago when NYC cops took out that shooter by the Empire State Building. I have never seen so many rounds so incompetently Discharged With streets full of people. I believe there were two civilians hit in the exchange by NYPD.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:54 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:55 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2020 07:55 PM (HwiWi)
My groupings could be a lot better. I'd never shoot in front of you guys, because I'd disappoint everyone. I think we use the B-21. White silhouette target. I never remember the damn model numbers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:55 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Are you the only one who didn't get to eat the side dish?
LOL
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:50 PM (okGHj)
holy shit, can't breathe
send help
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
????
Posted by: Lt. Dish, MASH 4077 at October 28, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)
@MattWolking
Narrative buster:
The FBI says the Gov. Whitmer kidnap plotter also wanted to hang President Trump
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+YYKs)
This story just took a round to the femoral artery
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (/6GbT)
...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 07:47 PM (OVEfo)
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Never give up!
Posted by: Captain Jason Nesmith at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (an7Mv)
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The safest place to be in a New York City Police shootout is right in front of the criminal.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Mp+Ti)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ugh!
She could be a 10 and the accent would drop her down to a 3.
Horrid. Horrid.
Posted by: RKae
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Margot Robbie, Olivia Newton-John, Nicole Kidman . . . love their voices and accents.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (rpbg1)
On the Friday before Election Day, Joseph R. Biden Jr. will be in the Midwest, campaigning in both Iowa and Wisconsin as he presses his closing argument.
In any other year, and for any other campaign, that would be a normal - even gentle - day of travel in the homestretch of a bitterly fought, high-stakes presidential race. But compared with many of Mr. Biden's days this month, and even a few this week, it's the equivalent of a barnstorm.
On Sunday, Mr. Biden held no in-person campaign events, straying from his home in the Wilmington area only for church. On Monday, he ventured out just briefly to greet supporters across the state line in Pennsylvania. On Wednesday, six days before Election Day, he was back in Delaware, hardly a battleground state, giving remarks on health care and voting himself. In between, he traveled to Georgia, putting pressure on President Trump in a closely contested state, and he is slated to campaign in Florida Thursday headed into an intense final weekend...
Hope Biden doesn't stroke out from all the stress of campaigning over the next few days.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:54 PM (sy5kK)
It comes in the box like that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)
to do that, you have to hold the pistol sideways.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Or riding a horse and shooting backwards over your shoulder.
Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (AdUyc)
I came really close to shooting someone once in 26 years. Appeared to be a rape and the guy would not get away from the victim. Turned out it was boyfriend and girlfriend, both drunk. I had to sit down for a while afterward. Scary stuff.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (VWp7G)
RCP scrubbed a lot of final polls off their website to make themselves look a little less worse
Bevan admitted last night that a lot of polls are about to come off of their site and it's going to show a much tighter race
But never will the polls show a Rep out in front, unrealistically
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (VWp7G)
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That sounds like fun and I'd like to try it at some point in my life.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+YYKs)
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A real right ringer.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (/wRdn)
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 07:57 PM (v0R5T)
@MattWolking
Narrative buster:
The FBI says the Gov. Whitmer kidnap plotter also wanted to hang President Trump
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+YYKs)
This story just took a round to the femoral artery
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (/6GbT)
It'll be right under the Biden story...
Posted by: MSM. at October 28, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Gawd - the embarrassment....
Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2020 07:57 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 07:57 PM (6FeV1)
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That was a fascinating read!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (5p7BC)
Alaskans tend to be another breed, I think. We pretty much do whatever in the hell we want to.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 07:57 PM (okGHj)
Biden 50, Trump 46: It's Getting Real In Georgia
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)
Bloomberg "news" was all giddy today about Biden pulling ahead in typically Republican Georgia. They also claim that Biden is way way ahead in every battleground state.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:49 PM (8AF+u)
Deliberate mis-information is all he Left has. All of the "October Surprises" have been shot and now they are going limp.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (sy5kK)
NEWS: The Supreme Court has declined to block lower court rulings that allow six extra days for accepting ballots sent by mail in North Carolina. The justices left the later deadline in place, a victory for Democrats in a presidential battleground state
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 07:53 PM (8AF+u)
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We're not going to do your job for you!
Posted by: Demedia Handmaiden at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Eicbe)
Seems like a jail sentence. When do I get paroled, is what I want to know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 07:51 PM (rpbg1)
Move over here to Central 'Sip...good life, great folks, minimal hurricane worry
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (VWp7G)"
If you've never been in that situation, you can't begin to appreciate what it's like. The adrenaline dump, muscle memory kicking in and the shakes when that adrenaline is still screwing with your whole system.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (JOV35)
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I'll allow it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 28, 2020 07:59 PM (/fp1w)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 07:56 PM (/wRdn)
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We can quote you?
Posted by: Demedia Handmaiden at October 28, 2020 07:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 07:59 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2020 08:00 PM (9UmRs)
As goes Miles Taylor, so goes the nation....or not.
Just another generic leftard fucknoodle with a monstrous ego and zero courage.
Imagine that.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2020 08:00 PM (dWwl8)
*******
Dems Begin to PANIC as Biden's Polls COLLAPSE and Voters Come Out EN MASSE for Trump!!! - YouTube
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 08:00 PM (asQlL)
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He's JeffB's girl.
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Charles C.C.W. Cooke and Kevin "Dumbass" Williamson must be heartbroken.
Posted by: USC at October 28, 2020 08:05 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Zeke Pilfer at October 28, 2020 08:12 PM (qb/ve)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Qc+Wp)
So if you ever see some super-villain on the lam by the name of Tyler Morgan or Morgan Tyler, that'll be me.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 06:59 PM (HEEq1)
https://tinyurl.com/y3x9epxl
BOC's new song: That Was Me
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 28, 2020 08:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2020 07:43 PM (+3rQF)
Honestly, nowadays I'd be a bit worried about how it would look in court if I were a cop and shot someone. I could imagine some attorney using the fact that I was constantly at the range as proof that I was looking for a reason to shoot someone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 28, 2020 08:21 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Nobody at October 28, 2020 08:58 PM (giU8k)
The idiots in the Senate could have grilled homeless Jack just based on the trending section of Twitter, whose stories all are anti-Trump, but once again it was more worthless b.s.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 28, 2020 09:53 PM (PNagR)
when a self-important jerk in the front office takes on a mistress, usually it's a secretary.
he must promote her to keep her accessable. eventually the 'super-secretary' must be promoted into an admin role for her floor--like 'office manager'.
now suppose an overly-ambitious male might be promoted to secretary of a branch director.
however, in no circumstance would one call this man 'chief of staff'.
Posted by: BOC-we can be like they are at October 29, 2020 04:28 AM (Mce6+)
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stiff re-stolen from him"
Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2020 05:30 AM (hOMhY)
Bottom line - all Michigan voters need to check to see if their vote was stolen. The best way to overcome this is for ALL voters who don't want Biden (and/or Peters) - including crossover Dems to show up on election day to overcome this fraud.
I think they are targeting 5-10% or GOP voters to steal and using the polls to justify the theft. That's why MSM polls show 7% leads for Biden, when Trafalgar (and others) have Trump +2-4%
Posted by: Seamus Moon at October 29, 2020 07:33 AM (RNYKl)
Wah Wah!
Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 29, 2020 12:35 PM (jsNGa)
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