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Sundown Joe's "Speech" From a Couple of Days Ago Is Very Alarming

He's slurring and garbling words, sometimes saying them out of order, sometimes making up strange new "words."

Obviously, he's of no use on the campaign trail, even if he were physically strong enough to campaign.

So what's Fox News doing? Covering the speeches of Biden's surrogate, Obama.

As a friend asked: Will Fox also be covering Trump's surrogates? Or nah?

Gramps was cranky that day:

Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM




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1 7h5uj4bh6hb4y

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (G51Gf)

2
In fact, I think that's what Biden said.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (G51Gf)

3 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (HwiWi)

4 WOW. He's getting worse by the hour.

Posted by: Toni at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (ppbIJ)

5 Call the Lid

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (k/TB6)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (NWM+b)

7
He's "speaking" in Georgia today as far as I know.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (G51Gf)

8 Rutabaga cornstarch George Clinton.

How's I do on the Bidet scale?

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (Ojki1)

9 Isn't some of that audio purposely altered? I saw the whole speech somewhere else, and while Biden is an idiot and only God knows what he is saying, I am pretty sure someone slowed parts of it down to make it even more unintelligible.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

10 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep, blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

11 Biden: I've sniffed things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (Ue4zo)

12 top ten?

Posted by: Dad of Had at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (pB6Gt)

13 OH CRAP the call audio of Hunter Biden is being released

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (+EmBK)

14 While my (now unused) twitter handle is FollowFew1, the name that shows up for the past 4 months is Biden Physical Must Include Cognitive Assessment.

Good enough to get PDJT to follow me.

Posted by: motionview at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (pYQR/)

15 Obama sans teleprompter is sundowny as well.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (exb34)

16 Biden's first SOTU gonna be lit, yo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

17 Remember that moment in 2000 when Sweaty Al Gore got all shouty?

Here we are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (B+qrE)

18 Uh George?....George?...you there?

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (AwYPR)

19 Whatever go-juice they gave him for the debate must be something that takes a terrible toll on the body, or they'd be giving him more of it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (PWmHT)

20 Insofar as he said anything at all ... whatever they had him on for the "debate" has clearly taken a toll.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (6psdy)

21 The pumpkins in the background is a nice visual to reinforce that Joe's brain is mush.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

22 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

SCOOP: Hunter Biden associate emails show deal they were working on that included Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg - @OANN

.. well, this explains the reaction of Facebook

Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (3aI0K)

23 So what's Fox News doing? Covering the speeches of Biden's surrogate, Obama.

yeah, I noticed this.

Flicked over to check, there was the JEF, so *click*.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (sfhL4)

24 This guy plays with his turds.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (FwbJi)

25 19
Whatever go-juice they gave him for the debate must be something that
takes a terrible toll on the body, or they'd be giving him more of it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (PWmHT)

Seems he might be building up a tolerance to it.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (k/TB6)

26
SPONGE!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

27 FoxNews says Biden has Georgia wrapped up and Harris is in Houston because Texas is sowed up too. They just want to pad their electoral votes because this is in the bag for them. Fat Table Pooper Crapologist Chris Stirewalt says so.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

28 buh uh ... guh


fuh

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (3P/5p)

29 10

Counter ... the handful of remaining reasonable 1st staters hav had their fill of the biden name. (!!)

Posted by: Buckaroo at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (6egPo)

30 The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (JRaU+)

31
someone slowed parts of it down to make it even more unintelligible.
Posted by: Marcus T

=======

There were some slo-mo replays, but you heard the normal-speed audio first.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (G51Gf)

32 I missed the entire George Lopez administration.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (22mNy)

33 Play the video Ace posted above but turn on closed captioning.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (N39Ws)

34 That's just bizarre and pathetic.
DR Jill Biden must truly hate him.
Given his history though, zero sympathy.
He's a vicious old bastard who is making one last grasp for power.
Piss off, Joe and the whores that surround you.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (d9Irc)

35 So this is the talking pumpkin tour?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (YxHpp)

36 I thought we weren't watching Fox anymore?

Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (BDZWU)

37 STOP WATCHING FUX NEWS, PROBLEM SOLVED !!! You are welcome, Thank You come again

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (u1lzU)

38 I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Posted by: Joementia at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (FsgBK)

39 7h5uj4bh6hb4y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (G51Gf)


That's a direct quote from Biden.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (AiZBA)

40 Literally the funniest and most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

**Makes sign of the cross.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (HPc8U)

41 9 Isn't some of that audio purposely altered? I saw the whole speech somewhere else, and while Biden is an idiot and only God knows what he is saying, I am pretty sure someone slowed parts of it down to make it even more unintelligible.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

__

Yeah it's altered, lol. It plays at full speed and then replays in slo-mo.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (22mNy)

42 13 OH CRAP the call audio of Hunter Biden is being released

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (+EmBK)

willowed...

Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

43 27 FoxNews says Biden has Georgia wrapped up and Harris is in Houston because Texas is sowed up too. They just want to pad their electoral votes because this is in the bag for them. Fat Table Pooper Crapologist Chris Stirewalt says so.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

Isn't that the exact same mistake Hilary made?

Posted by: motionview at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (pYQR/)

44 Honestly, what's next for Biden. When the wires start disconnecting again will Jill come up and hit him in the ass with a syringe of go-juice?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

45 Texas is sowed up too.

Straight up idiocy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (B+qrE)

46 Rush making a good point....dems are dishonest about everything....why would they be honest about polling?

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (AwYPR)

47 You can't be president only 4 hours a week joe

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (rtotC)

48 >> OH CRAP the call audio of Hunter Biden is being released


'Is this the Cosierge?'


'Good. I'd like to order some crack and an Underaged girl or two.'

'I understand that is illegal.'

'I don't care. My Father is the Vice President.'

'Yes. I'll hold.'

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (8N7XW)

49 And the pumpkins looked on in abject horror.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (3P/5p)

50 2020: Year of the Psy-op.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (LGXGf)

51 10 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep, blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator in 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Senator?. Bitch please, Joe dies and I'm President. That's what I heard from Georgia Governor Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (Ojki1)

52 30
The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (JRaU+)
IMHO, they aren't voting FOR Biden, but AGAINST Trump. As stupid as that sounds. But I think that was true in 2016 too - not voting for Shrillary, but against PDT.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (N39Ws)

53 He's slurring and garbling words, sometimes saying them out of order, sometimes making up strange new "words."


Sigur Ros > Elizabeth Fraser > Joe Biden

Posted by: Hands - now with more obscure music references at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (786Ro)

54 37 STOP WATCHING FUX NEWS, PROBLEM SOLVED !!! You are welcome, Thank You come again
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (u1lzU)

___

But it's what we've been doing for 25 years.
- 74 year olds in Florida and Arizona

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (22mNy)

55
Wait until Rudy "Giovanni" hears about this...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)

56 Joe Biden is authoring a book in the event that he loses the 2020 election. The title of the book is reported to be, "No, really. What happened?".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (+j5TT)

57 27 FoxNews says Biden has Georgia wrapped up and Harris is in Houston because Texas is sowed up too. They just want to pad their electoral votes because this is in the bag for them. Fat Table Pooper Crapologist Chris Stirewalt says so.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

Fox must have missed their copy of the NYT yesterday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)

58 I wanna go to a Biden rally do badly, for this very reason. HE WHO HE IS HE IS!

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (hpbeA)

59 FoxNews says Biden has Georgia wrapped up and Harris is in Houston because Texas is sowed up too.


57-state landslide, then.

If he takes GA and TX, there's no reason he won't win them all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (oVJmc)

60 Listen here, Fat. I'm all that stands between you and four more years of George Lopez!

Come on, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (dB+If)

61 Well that video just made me 10% dumber.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (buTO7)

62

We are living in a horror show. For real.

A half brain dead man living in a basement, pale as a ghost, running for the USA presidency.

wtfhigo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (sfhL4)

63 Only in 2020.

Retarded revolt . We shit too have to say.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (pB6Gt)

64 I've long expected Biden to not actually make it to Election Day, but by this point, I'm this close to conceding that he will indeed survive and not drop out.

Win or lose, his odds of making it to Jan. 20 are not great, though, as this video demonstrates.

(Remember when Reagan and McCain were so old the media hammered their oldness all the time?)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (l8gTz)

65 John James is now speaking at the Trump rally in Lansing...

RSBN:

https://tinyurl.com/y47h75kc

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (cF8AT)

66 I don't watch FoxNews anymore. I am just relaying calls from idiots who still watch it, and call me up crying. Fags.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

67
Flicked over to check, there was the JEF, so *click*.

------

I saw he's speechifying to about a dozen peeps.

We're along way from crowds of 50k and styrofoam columns arent we?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

68
Argle-bargle!

Please clap.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

69 Was that genuine frontier gibberish?

Posted by: Oleander Salad at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (IhJme)

70 Word salad. With a side of Russian dressing.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (XxJt1)

71 ace, sure you saw it, the brief clip yesterday of the "press" being hustled away as Biden sundowns (not dramatic, but obvious, he sort of pauses, then starts repeating himself) at his PA "event" is pretty good, too. Only watched it once, but I think you can hear Joe continuing on his meandering way even as the "press" is led away, and the camera points away.

At least in the late-stage USSR, you had that big, impressive (Italian-built) Kremlin, the ominous power of the Soviet state, behind which elderly party hacks doddered before they died. Their public appearances ended quickly once their decline became apparent. Western intel had groups of physicians attempting to divine medical conditions/likely issues by viewing these guys at the May Day parade, or other public appearances.

In current day America, once an open society with a press and representative government (they kind of invented most of that stuff), we have an invisible "candidate" and a "press" that AFAIK doesn't even *mention* this amazing and novel situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (OTzUX)

72 Irony: Jill smothers Joe with My Pillow in his sleep.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

73 The far lefts' nipples harden every time Joe sundowns -- because they know that if they pull off this election and drag Joe across the finish line, they will be the ones actually in charge, either by proxy as he vegetates in the Lincoln Bedroom, or in factual reality as he finally succumbs to Alzheimers and we get President Harris.

This election really is for all the marbles. Lose, and the US goes communist. Win, and it's helicopter time.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (HEEq1)

74 Nice mashup Ace.
Wait, whut? That's all one speech?
Huh.
Mebbe he's drunk. That was Ted Kennedy's excuse for garbling everything. Rush Limbaugh made bank on a 20 second clip of Ted babbling.
This clip could do the same for Joe Paste.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (z79tQ)

75 John James is awesome.

He's a fighter.

We need fewer GOPers that act like W and Romney, and more that act like Trump.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (ZR7kf)

76 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (A/YMq)

77 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

SCOOP: Hunter Biden associate emails show deal they were working on that included Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg - @OANN

.. well, this explains the reaction of Facebook
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (3aI0K)


they've all put America up for sale
what do they care? They can fly off and hide any time they want.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (sfhL4)

78 1
7h5uj4bh6hb4y

i'm guessing that's pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove"

Posted by: Anachronda at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (sGtp+)

79 but according to Obama an hour ago, "Joe has a plan!"

probably starts with a glass of Ovaltine and Geritol.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (4a9Vv)

80 Hey ace, have you seen the Trump "How to Spot a Zombie" ad?

I'm not sure it's really from the campaign, but it's pretty funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJqU_ulPYVk

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (eC/eL)

81 Chloe Eudaly, Portland's even dumber version of AOC, is a cunity college dropout.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (xRn8c)

82 Word salad. With a side of Russian dressing.
Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM


With Chinese, you get egg roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (DMUuz)

83 That's easy for him to say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

84 Can you imagine the beating Jill gave Joe after that speech? Slapping him in the head while he cries and sucks his thumb saying, Sorry mommy".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

85 FoxNews says Biden has Georgia wrapped up and Harris is in Houston because Texas is sowed up too


In a pig's eye!

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (786Ro)

86 Potato Salad!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (TO9X0)

87 Ok. It was obviously cold. That being said, that's fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (A/YMq)

88 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep, blaming Trump because of covid, and *Jill riding that to become a Senator in 2022*.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Um, phrasing?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (O2PCU)

89 This really is scary that he's possibly a whisker away from winning.

I wonder how the media will handle it if he does win, how do you have a bunker presidency where basically some random aide is controlling the free world.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (gkdnV)

90 I earned $10 million a year working only 4 hours a week.

Posted by: Joementia at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (FsgBK)

91 Election related, here's a PDF download of the Wisconsin election case that the US Supreme Court ruled on yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/DNC-vs-Wisc-Leg


Short opinions by Kavanaugh, Gorsuch and Roberts (SHOCKAH!!). Plus Idiot Kagan blathering on with Breyer and Sotomayor agreeing with her.

The majority ruling should have been just this:

"The United States Constitution was drafted, signed and submitted to the states for ratification DURING A FUCKING SMALLPOX EPIDEMIC!!!!

Application to vacate stay DENIED."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (BM2fS)

92 Rumor in the crazysphere is that the next round of pics/ videos from China will be of Obama and Biden. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

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Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (buTO7)

94 I'm working so I couldn't watch the whole thing, but -

FOX never showed Oblabla's "crowd" at all.

The view was a fixed shot at middle distance to show Oblabla's torso and head and that was it.

Is Oblabla drawing Biden sized crowds?

Or maybe he's doing better than Biden like....oh, say thirty people instead of 6.

The funniest thing is that Oblabla dyed his hair grey again so he could look like an elder statesman.


Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (EERbD)

95 If it was someone who wasn't a traitor that had sold out his country to the soulless usurper regime in Beijing, I might feel sympathy.

He deserves this and worse.

I hope he's just aware enough to internally cringe whenever Dr. Jill gets the needle out.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (PWmHT)

96 Ol choppers slipping, joe?

Posted by: Carl at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (dnh+/)

97 58 I wanna go to a Biden rally do badly, for this very reason. HE WHO HE IS HE IS!
Posted by: Innagaddadavida at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (hpbeA)

Can we go to a rally and unveil shirts with that slogan on them?

Posted by: Justasheep at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (L9Eia)

98 willowed...

Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t
Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

For a second I thought it was Joe, sounds exactly like him

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (+EmBK)

99 What's the down payment on a Worg? Is it in a good school district?

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (Izzlo)

100 For, I don't know, all of democracy, the candidates had to go out and ask for your vote.

Biden is the first to never ask for your vote-- you're just supposed to hate Trump so much, you vote for Biden.

I've gotten texts from both campaigns (my number belonged to a black woman in NC)

Trump: Here's what I've done
Biden: Can we count on your support?

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (aO8Gd)

101 Joe makes Jeb look like a genius.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (YxHpp)

102 5 Obama sans teleprompter is sundowny as well.
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (exb34)

---------

Completely agree.

Ahhhh, ahh, ahhhhh, stammer, stammer, ahhhhhh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (jUVms)

103 Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (9Om/r)

104 "The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country."

It might be over 270, by hook or by crook. This country is far, far gone.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (XpDOS)

105 meanwhile, in Georgia, Stacey Abrams will stand facing the sun, and Joe will stand right behind her and feel like he's in the basement

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (4a9Vv)

106 Fox has always been establishment/neocon/globalist conservative (just like most of the GOP, for that matter). They seem to be in depress turnout mode with all the "Eeyore news," and only cover Biden scandals etc. the minimum they have to in order to keep the failure theater alive.

Fortunately, at least for now, some of their personalities have not been muzzled yet.

Posted by: Keith at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (jdGlx)

107 Cruelty to the old guy.

He's beyond being punished. Maybe take the remote.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (pB6Gt)

108 The fix was already in a while ago.

Biden was going to be removed. The laptop and its corruption was going to come out after the election. There was going to be a giant impeachment theatre and he was going to resign or be impeached in favor of my choice, Harris. We would then get the benefit of the Republicans being responsible for the country's first female socialist president. And all the things that happened after that would be blamed on the short sightedness of the Republican establishment.

Oh well. I'll just have to cheat him into office and then give him a stroke. Not as many style points, but I'll still have my way!

Posted by: soros at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (y0v9w)

109 Fox talking to Trump on the Tarmac at Andrews. Melania with him. She seems out of breath like she is still battling Covid symptoms.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (/SdbK)

110 but according to Obama an hour ago, "Joe has a plan!"

probably starts with a glass of Ovaltine and Geritol.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM


Personally, I've seen Ovaltine's plan.

Posted by: Ralphie at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (DMUuz)

111 Like the Nazi fighter pilots juiced with amphetamines for days on end, you can "perform" for only so long before crashing, and crashing hard.

They juiced Joe bigtime for the debate. Now it's crash time. He will be pretty much useless for the rest of the campaign.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (HEEq1)

112 is this where he talks about mounting the extensive and influential voter fraud effort?

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (DJFLF)

113 45 Texas is sowed up too.



half a dozen of those gals live on my street

Posted by: x at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (0tE/i)

114 1 7h5uj4bh6hb4y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That's what Joe said.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (kfcYC)

115 All I saw was an old man yelling at me to get off my lawn.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (i5lJm)

116 The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (JRaU+)

Well with CA-55, NY-29 and IL-20, the retards in those states have you at the start with 104.

Posted by: Timon at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (q4X5T)

117 Clever strategy, elect a President that can't even read a teleprompter let alone converse real time. We will surely strike fear into our enemies knowing he might tongue tie himself into accidentally triggering the nuclear football.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (e1mEI)

118 "The pumpkins in the background is a nice visual to reinforce that Joe's brain is mush."

Pumpkin Spice Spongiform Encephalitis

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (XpDOS)

119 PS - ask me what is on Romney's kid's laptop. . .

*giggle*

Posted by: soros at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (y0v9w)

120 LIES LIES LIES
Stop the Fake News!

Biden's grandfather's name WAS Amfogrobose Finnegan!


Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (3P/5p)

121 Libs deserve Joe Biden as their president. I am all for giving them what they deserve. Just not in this country.

Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (MxEKc)

122 Biden's licence plate revealed! It's even worse than THEBIGGUY!
https://tinyurl.com/y5qkmjok

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (an7Mv)

123 Biden: I've sniffed things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (Ue4zo)

That would be the shoulder of Orion.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (8MnGe)

124 >> Rumor in the crazysphere is that the next round of pics/ videos from China will be of Michele Obama


snorting powdered Rhinocerous Horn off of a 13 year old's penis.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (8N7XW)

125 James just said "keep the parts of Obamacare that are working and fix the parts that are broken".

Sigh.

Country is just too selfish and dumbed down to prosper like it could with a little sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (OTzUX)

126 "HE WHO HE IS HE IS!"

isn't that what God told Moses to say unto Pharaoh?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (4a9Vv)

127 116 The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (JRaU+)

Well with CA-55, NY-29 and IL-20, the retards in those states have you at the start with 104.
Posted by: Timon at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (q4X5T)

==========

"Trump's gonna win CA, NY, and IL!"
-That guy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (NWM+b)

128 I wonder how the media will handle it if he does win, how do you have a bunker presidency where basically some random aide is controlling the free world.
Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (gkdnV)

___

Right?

Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (22mNy)

129 114 1 7h5uj4bh6hb4y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That's what Joe said.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977

Godammit I needed to read the second comment too! Fukottahea.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (kfcYC)

130 Speaking of Biden surrogates, has George Bush done any ads yet for pumpkin head?

Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (6yYEv)

131 I see that during his speeches, the Biden campaign has given up on a sign language interpreter. Now that would have been funny to watch.

Posted by: morigu at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (uD+HQ)

132 Biden: I've sniffed things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.
Falling like No More Tears in the rain.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (an7Mv)

133 A man comes home early and finds his stepdaughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. He says "HEY!!! I was planning on eating that later... now it will taste like cucumber!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (pw+jk)

134 Dr. Jill is complicit in ALL of this. Weirdo dragonlady. Would not hit.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (CLteG)

135 125 James just said "keep the parts of Obamacare that are working and fix the parts that are broken".

Sigh.

Country is just too selfish and dumbed down to prosper like it could with a little sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (OTzUX)

=========

People like that pre-existing conditions stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (NWM+b)

136 but according to Obama an hour ago, "Joe has a plan!"

this just cheapens obama even more

people see what is going on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (sfhL4)

137 Odds that Biden lets out a "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" at his next rally?

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)

138
So what's Fox News doing?

I can't remember the last time I've watch any "news" program on any network that includes local news.
The the last hour of "Varney And Company" might count.

It's blogs and this dump but mostly this dump.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (t6XCL)

139 I wonder how the media will handle it if he does win, how do you have a bunker presidency where basically some random aide is controlling the free world.
Posted by: Blago


Replace "random aide" with "cabal of extreme-left socialists and America-haters" and you've nailed it.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (HEEq1)

140 You know, if Biden somehow wins he'll be replaced by Harris pretty quickly as we all know. Who would she pick for her VP? Why Hillary of course! Am I the first to say it: Kamala Harris did not kill herself.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (jkztu)

141 47 You can't be president only 4 hours a week joe
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (rtotC)


Of course he can.

- Xi Jinping, Joe Biden's direct supervisor

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (sy5kK)

142 People like that pre-existing conditions stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (NWM+b)

___

People like other people's money.

Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (22mNy)

143 136 but according to Obama an hour ago, "Joe has a plan!"

this just cheapens obama even more

people see what is going on

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (sfhL4)

===========

This is like James Cameron shilling for Terminator Genisys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGS0G2i7UY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (NWM+b)

144 So if Sundown becomes president do they give the nuke button to Kamala?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (qlFIA)

145 Well with CA-55, NY-29 and IL-20, the retards in those states have you at the start with 104.
Posted by: Timon

I'm not willing to write off NY

Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (Xih1H)

146 A liberal acquaintance's son flunked out of not one, not two, but THREE cunity colleges.

I didn't know that was possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (gFsc7)

147 Our enemies must be laughing their asses off at our now unmockable ruling class ... and Biden their time until the useless eaters begin eating the rest of us.

Posted by: ShainS at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (WqPYg)

148 Texas is sowed up too.

Wild hogs are a bad problem getting worse, here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (DMUuz)

149 101
Joe makes Jeb look like a genius.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 01:25 PM (YxHpp)
Please clap!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (N39Ws)

150 Me, George, Corn-pop and Hitler walked into a bar.

Posted by: Basement Joe at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (cJEnq)

151 I'm not willing to write off NY

Neither am I.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (B+qrE)

152 It is fascinating that the Democratic establishment decided to put up a candidate who is mentally and physically incapable of being President (with Silicon Valley's far-Left candidate waiting to replace him in the wings).

I can't believe that the American people would actually elect this guy, but we shall see.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (I2/tG)

153 Pumpkin Spice Spongiform Encephalitis
Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (XpDOS)
-------
Hmmm...vomit-like, with a hint of mold...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (xRn8c)

154 Like the Nazi fighter pilots juiced with
amphetamines for days on end, you can "perform" for only so long before
crashing, and crashing hard.



They juiced Joe bigtime for the debate. Now it's crash time. He will be pretty much useless for the rest of the campaign.

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:26 PM (HEEq1)

Seen it in musicians. Never a happy ending. Unless you're lemmy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (9Om/r)

155 "30 The fact that Biden will, at a minimum, get 150 electoral votes (or so) signals a stupid state of affairs in our country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (JRaU+) "



It ain't necessarily so ...
I hold to believing that every one of the 50 is in play this year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (6psdy)

156 He won`t make Christmas at this rate. A massive stroke would not come as a surprise at any time!

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (9oyUx)

157 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec

SCOOP: Hunter Biden associate emails show deal they were working on that included Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg - @OANN

.. well, this explains the reaction of Facebook
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (3aI0K)

they've all put America up for sale
what do they care? They can fly off and hide any time they want.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Well, New Zealand is just asking to be turned into a penal colony.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (6yYEv)

158 In seven days Michigan can choose between a career politician vs a combat veteran; In seven days Michigan can choose between a job maker vs a government regulator; In seven days Michigan can choose between a war fighter vs a gaslighter.

oh baby! Preach John James! Preach!

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (ZR7kf)

159 alarming...or hilarious?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

160 7


He's "speaking" in Georgia today as far as I know.
*****Can't wait to hear him mumble incoherently with a southern accent.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (pmRSz)

161 Wild hogs are a bad problem getting worse, here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (DMUuz)

556 with a suppressor will help. BACON!

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (i5lJm)

162 Quick analogy.
Dr. Jill is to Joe as Greta Thunberg's parents are to her.

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (786Ro)

163 they've all put America up for sale
what do they care? They can fly off and hide any time they want.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Well, New Zealand is just asking to be turned into a penal colony.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (6yYEv)

Why do you think Trump was trying to buy Greenland?

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (Izzlo)

164
Dr. Jill is complicit in ALL of this. Weirdo dragonlady. Would not hit.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (CLteG)

-----

Does even realize when Kamala becomes President she's no longer FLOTUS??

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

165 Good Pat Paulsen imitation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (63Dwl)

166 I can't remember the last time I've watch any "news" program on any network that includes local news.

You don't watch local news? How will know about the cats being rescued from trees? Or watch the blow-dried airheads make happy talk?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (gFsc7)

167
LOL, I showed this to Lady YD just now, and she said he would be no good at trade deals. Then, in Grandpa Simpson's voice "Uhhhh, uhhh, just give 'em all the money! I'm tired! Get me out of here!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (XJipD)

168
I see that during his speeches, the Biden campaign has given up on a
sign language interpreter. Now that would have been funny to watch.

Posted by: morigu at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (uD+HQ)

It would just devolve into Jerkoff gestures.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (9Om/r)

169 Damn, this John James speech is pretty powerful.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (5p7BC)

170 152 It is fascinating that the Democratic establishment decided to put up a candidate who is mentally and physically incapable of being President (with Silicon Valley's far-Left candidate waiting to replace him in the wings).

I can't believe that the American people would actually elect this guy, but we shall see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (I2/tG)

==========

First they tried to get Kamala, but she dropped out.

Then it was Beto, but he was an embarrassment.

Then it was Buttigieg, but he was never more than a media creation.

Then it was Bloomberg, but he was never more than a pile of money.

Then, with time running out and Biden sitting atop polls because of his name recognition, the establishment pushed out everyone else they could except Biden in order to counter Bernie.

He was their last chance to prevent the full takeover of the party by Bernie and his acolytes. It was purely about an internal fight to the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (NWM+b)

171 I have a plan!

Wait, I need to crap.......

Posted by: Basement Joe at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (cJEnq)

172 Some of my Faux watching zombie friends as FINALLY starting to see that Faux is not the conservative outlet that they think it to be.

JJ's Morning Report, OANN, and NewsMax are the way to go.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (F1Q+D)

173 Admiral Stockdale was 10 times more lucid than the Sundown Kid.

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (FsgBK)

174 Well, New Zealand is just asking to be turned into a penal colony.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 01:30 PM (6yYEv)


What? No love for Snake Island?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (gFsc7)

175 >>I see that during his speeches, the Biden campaign has given up on a
sign language interpreter. Now that would have been funny to watch.

Posted by: morigu at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (uD+HQ)

>>It would just devolve into Jerkoff gestures.



I've got some free time these days.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (8N7XW)

176 Obama sans teleprompter is sundowny as well.
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (exb34)


Get him on his favorite subject, cock, and he doesn't shut up.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)

177 Does anyone doubt Pelosi and Schumer have already been measuring the White House windows for the new curtains?

Co-Presidential.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (XpDOS)

178 The best part of all this will come when Joe is brought up on charges and his defense will be he is mentally incompetent to stand trial.

Posted by: tbodie at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (9dL2T)

179 I'm not voting just for a landslide, I'm voting for hangings.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (pB6Gt)

180 Joe's manifestations of dementia will become increasingly more difficult to mask in the next several weeks. Severe stress, especially when it is coming from multiple sources and the ability to manage it is limited, can lead to not just incidents but a transition to a more severe stage of dementia. Dementia can only be managed to a limited degree. The disease will progress as it pleases no matter what steps the medical handlers do.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (TrqdA)

181 58 I wanna go to a Biden rally do badly, for this very reason. HE WHO HE IS HE IS!
Posted by: Innagaddadavida

Joe always spoke fast, but now his brain is way behind is way behind his mouth, which itself is behind the teleprompter.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (kfcYC)

182 Dave Wasserman sure seems nervous about the FL Voting so far.

He assures us that we still don't know what the final electorate will look like.

Plus he has other evidence!

Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (FHHuk)

183 105 meanwhile, in Georgia, Stacey Abrams will stand facing the sun, and Joe will stand right behind her and feel like he's in the basement
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
_________

When I talked to him this morning in the Governor's mansion, he told me how exciting it will be for him to be inaugurated in January. However, he's still planning on resigning in time for me to deliver the State of the Union address.

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (9vQJW)

184 Sorry Vice President Harris, but Pop's too busy to see you now. Just let me know what you wanted to talk to him about, and I'll speak with him and tell you what he says.

Also, tell my assistant to please send in the additional crack and hookers now.

Posted by: White House Chief of Staff Hunter Biden at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (dB+If)

185 I can't remember the last time I've watch any "news" program on any network that includes local news.>>>
Same. Why anyone would willingly watch people lie to them is beyond me.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 27, 2020 01:33 PM (LGXGf)

186 Chumps 4 Trump MAGA hats now on sale.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (WQZ1O)

187 @159 Mark Andrew Edwards-Hilarious!!! Icing on the cake will be him dropping dead right after he concedes to Trump from whatever they have him juiced on. I could give two-shits about this vile person.

Posted by: JROD at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (0jZnq)

188 Life is a preexisting condition.

Posted by: Except for Joe. at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (buTO7)

189 He won`t make Christmas at this rate. A massive stroke would not come as a surprise at any time!

Having a succession of TIA's (mini strokes) would explain Joe's rapid deterioration.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (I2/tG)

190 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep,
blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator
in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Of the current senators from Delaware, one is running for re-election right now and the other is up in 2024. She'd need to do a Hillary.

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (7rZTl)

191 The sad part is that nearly 50% of the vote will go to this old confused commie.

The good news more will vote Trump. Where it counts. Biden has CA NY. Trump will carry enough to beat these big states.

Posted by: USNtakim is now jerrys kid! at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (0OmEj)

192 70 Word salad. With a side of Russian dressing.
Posted by: creeper

This Biden prefers Russian undressing.

Posted by: Hunter at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (kfcYC)

193 Is it too early to start referring to Justice Barrett as "The Notorious A.C.B?" I certainly wouldn't want to piss off my liberal friends by doing that . .

Posted by: FireNWater at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (S4rpa)

194 I just lost my shit at "mobilize choobalablapessha".

I'd feel bad laughing at someone who's so clearly diminished, but really, I just wish he could've been this humiliated when he was lucid. He deserved this and worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (t+qrx)

195 Edith Wilson II: Regency Boogaloo

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (XpDOS)

196 I see that during his speeches, the Biden campaign has given up on a
sign language interpreter. Now that would have been funny to watch.

Posted by: morigu at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (uD+HQ)




Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.

Posted by: Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language Guy at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (Izzlo)

197 First they tried to get Kamala, but she dropped out.

Then it was Beto, but he was an embarrassment.

Then it was Buttigieg, but he was never more than a media creation.

Then it was Bloomberg, but he was never more than a pile of money.

Then, with time running out and Biden sitting atop polls because of his name recognition, the establishment pushed out everyone else they could except Biden in order to counter Bernie.

He was their last chance to prevent the full takeover of the party by Bernie and his acolytes. It was purely about an internal fight to the Democratic Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (NWM+b)


Exactly right. Kamala Sutra, Betoff, Buttplug, and the Little Midget Who Couldn't were all in the "fail to launch" category, along with Fauxcahontas.

Biden was the only one they could turn to to hope to head off a Sanders candidacy, which they knew would be catastrophic down ballot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (gFsc7)

198 190 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep,
blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator
in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Of the current senators from Delaware, one is running for re-election right now and the other is up in 2024. She'd need to do a Hillary.
Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (7rZTl)

=========

The woman is currently pushing her elderly husband past his breaking point in order to win political power.

I don't think moving to another state to become eligible for a Senate race is beneath her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (NWM+b)

199 BTW, I failed my Wassermann test and it's too late for penicillin.

Posted by: Ho at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (an7Mv)

200 Texas is sowed up too.

Straight up idiocy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (B+qrE)

The voting site I chose (we don't have assigned sites in this county) had no line yesterday and many open machines. I was very surprised.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (uquGJ)

201 Icing on the cake will be him dropping dead right
after he concedes to Trump from whatever they have him juiced on. I
could give two-shits about this vile person.

Posted by: JROD at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (0jZnq)

Nah. They gonna bump him off any day now, and go for the sympathy vote.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (cJEnq)

202 Someone needs to change me. I wet myself.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (tX2OH)

203 Fox has always been establishment/neocon/globalist conservative (just
like most of the GOP, for that matter). They seem to be in depress
turnout mode with all the "Eeyore news," and only cover Biden scandals
etc. the minimum they have to in order to keep the failure theater
alive.



Fortunately, at least for now, some of their personalities have not been muzzled yet.

---
Tucker keeps talking about how the current culture of dishonesty in the media cannot go on, and there will be consequences for sticking with it, in terms of the laptop coverup, but I can't help but assume that pointed at the bullshit a lot of fox is pushing.

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (kOpft)

204 197 Exactly right. Kamala Sutra, Betoff, Buttplug, and the Little Midget Who Couldn't were all in the "fail to launch" category, along with Fauxcahontas.

Biden was the only one they could turn to to hope to head off a Sanders candidacy, which they knew would be catastrophic down ballot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (gFsc7)

=========

And everything settled before covid became a real thing, and Democrats looked out over a general election they had no hope of winning.

So, covid became a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (NWM+b)

205 Having a succession of TIA's (mini strokes) would explain Joe's rapid deterioration.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (I2/tG)


I wondered about that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (gFsc7)

206 193 Is it too early to start referring to Justice Barrett as "The Notorious A.C.B?" I certainly wouldn't want to piss off my liberal friends by doing that . .
Posted by: FireNWater


I've already seen "The Notorious A.C.B" several times this morning and even last night. Use it!

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (HEEq1)

207 7h5uj4bh6hb4y
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Code for covfefe?

Posted by: motionview at October 27, 2020 01:36 PM (pYQR/)

208 right after he concedes to Trump

No Democratic Presidential candidate will ever concede again. Their base won't permit it. Hillary refusing to concede Election Night was just a preview.

Tank Abrams is the model - you just announce that the election was stolen from you, and use that to grievance-monger forever.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (I2/tG)

209 I look at it this way, if I can get the words in the right order: any state that Hill was supposed to win (according to polls 4 years ago) by 6 points and Trump carried by one point, if Biden is only leading in that state by 4 point, it's Trump's by enough to prevent Dem cheating afterwards.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (4a9Vv)

210 remember when Thomas Eagleton had to withdraw because he had seen a psychiatrist? his brain was deemed unsuitable to be VP. now we get a bowl of oatmeal in the top spot.

Posted by: x at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (0tE/i)

211 https://bit.ly/2Jd9gRN
********
BREAKING: Hunter Biden Audio Confesses Partnership with China 'Spy Chief' -- Joe Biden Named as Witness in SDNY Criminal Case #LaptopFromHell

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (u1lzU)

212 "Stand by me Michigan and I will stand by you. And we will not only stand, we will fly."

- John James

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (ZR7kf)

213 Just got from spam from an online store telling me that it's never too early to shop for Christmas, and all of their impressive savings.

Yes, it is sometimes too early, guys. It ain't even Halloween yet, let along Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)

214 You don't watch local news? How will know about the cats being rescued from trees? Or watch the blow-dried airheads make happy talk?

See some of this on laundrymat tv. Gotta be careful, catch mself cursing out loud and making pointy gunfinger or flippy bird. Or the political ad with a fat ugly gap tooth BLM founder smiling and beaming over racist state measure 16.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (acN5T)

215 Joe is Ford tough.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (buTO7)

216 Amazingly Biden for the Dems, still makes slightly more sense in that speech than any of Bernie's.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (oaWXk)

217 remember when Thomas Eagleton had to withdraw because he had seen a psychiatrist? his brain was deemed unsuitable to be VP. now we get a bowl of oatmeal in the top spot.
Posted by: x at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (0tE/i)
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He hadn't just seen a psychiatrist - he'd had electroshock therapy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (xRn8c)

218 "GOP" governors of both TN and MS now pushing mask mandates. FFS, people. And I assume OH is still fairly idiotic, with their pathetic governor and whichever goofball illiterate public health director they've got this week.

But in a week + 1 day, Trump is going to just switch this idiocy off, like, "with a magic wand, or something"??

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (OTzUX)

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Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (buTO7)


PRAEPARET MIRUM!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (sy5kK)

220 198 190 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep,
blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator
in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Of the current senators from Delaware, one is running for re-election right now and the other is up in 2024. She'd need to do a Hillary.
Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (7rZTl)

=========

The woman is currently pushing her elderly husband past his breaking point in order to win political power.

I don't think moving to another state to become eligible for a Senate race is beneath her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (NWM+b)

She'd marry Kamala, if she had to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (ifmtJ)

221 I voted today in the peoples republic of Maryland.

We'll see if it really get counted. Was quick and easy at a designated early voting location. And I'm registered DEM, cause being registered GOP in MD is a waste of time.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (Rs1MW)

222 Interesting tidbit about the Supreme Court decision I posted at #91:

Wisconsin is in the Seventh Circuit, the Circuit in which ACB was on the Court of Appeals. So Roberts pulled his head out of his ass and made sure the decision was issued yesterday knowing ACB starts work today at the S. Ct.

That simple, non-Roberts-like decision ensured ACB wouldn't be involved in a case from her own Circuit and forestalled what would be the most obvious calls for ACB to recuse herself from election-related cases.

The change in Roberts as a result of ACB's ascension to the Court is going to be very interesting to watch.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (BM2fS)

223 Hunter sounds really dumb on the audio.

I guess not a surprise. Apple/tree etc etc.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (v7uQz)

224

Where I live Roku now has OANN, NewsMax and RSBN (via YouTube). No need to ever turn on Fox News.

Posted by: StefanH at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (EIQNk)

225 Tank Abrams is the model - you just announce that the election was stolen from you, and use that to grievance-monger forever.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:37 PM (I2/tG)


Hence the bullshit polls showing Biden in the lead by X points.

"The election was stolen! Biden was ahead in all the polls!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:39 PM (gFsc7)

226 206 193 Is it too early to start referring to Justice Barrett as "The Notorious A.C.B?" I certainly wouldn't want to piss off my liberal friends by doing that . .
Posted by: FireNWater

I've already seen "The Notorious A.C.B" several times this morning and even last night. Use it!

.
Well then, I'll begin not not using it immediately!!
.

Posted by: FireNWater at October 27, 2020 01:39 PM (S4rpa)

227 222 That simple, non-Roberts-like decision ensured ACB wouldn't be involved in a case from her own Circuit and forestalled what would be the most obvious calls for ACB to recuse herself from election-related cases.

The change in Roberts as a result of ACB's ascension to the Court is going to be very interesting to watch.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (BM2fS)

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I don't know...that may be too clever.

Maybe it's the difference between challenges in federal courts (like WI) and state courts (like PA).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:39 PM (NWM+b)

228 An election night concession would be the best thing Poor Ol' Joe could do for his country and himself.
He should say to hell with Hillary's advice. Say what one will about John Kerry, he did his country and his party good by not contesting the 2004 election.

Posted by: Brett at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (kTSMo)

229 Is it too early to start referring to Justice Barrett as "The Notorious A.C.B?" I certainly wouldn't want to piss off my liberal friends by doing that . .
Posted by: FireNWater at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (S4rpa)


I just recalled that there was a show called Judging Amy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (sfhL4)

230 I'm thinking Joe, Jill, and Hunter in a staged murder/suicide. We gotta shut this down, NOW!

Posted by: DNC at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (CLteG)

231 228 An election night concession would be the best thing Poor Ol' Joe could do for his country and himself.
He should say to hell with Hillary's advice. Say what one will about John Kerry, he did his country and his party good by not contesting the 2004 election.
Posted by: Brett at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (kTSMo)

==========

Jill won't allow it.

The presidency is hers. Why else is she running for president?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (NWM+b)

232 How many months do you think Biden has left to live?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (CYY+K)

233 "But in a week + 1 day, Trump is going to just switch this (mask) idiocy off, like, "with a magic wand, or something"??"

It will never be switched off, even when the Bowl of Oatmeal and Hair Plugs wins. Too many degenerate people love this game of voodoo tyranny and Karen fascism.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (XpDOS)

234 BTW, I failed my Wassermann test and it's too late for penicillin.

---> whoa, what?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (3XvN1)

235 So what's the latest poll say? Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (a0IVu)

236 Did they really think this was going to fly, or are Hunter and Joe just patsies for the effort to trojan horse a commie into the whitehouse?

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (vKZg5)

237 I look at it this way, if I can get the words in the right order: any state that Hill was supposed to win (according to polls 4 years ago) by 6 points and Trump carried by one point, if Biden is only leading in that state by 4 point, it's Trump's by enough to prevent Dem cheating afterwards.
Posted by: mallfly

So MN, NV, CO, ...

Posted by: Jean at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (Xih1H)

238 also expect the Dems to holler that Biden really won if they can fake enough ballots in NY and Cal to give Biden the popular vote

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (4a9Vv)

239 a succession of TIA's (mini strokes) would explain Joe's rapid deterioration.

transient ischemic attack? You H8rz always must blame trannies!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (acN5T)

240 "I'm not willing to write off NY."

Me neither. Consider that upstate has always reviled and resented the dominance of the NYC area. But NYC is cleaned out thanks to Cuomo and DeBlasio. If the NYC diaspora bother to vote absentee/by mail, it might go as it usually does. But if they are checked out totally...

Don't know if upstate can reverse the outcome in NY, but it may get, um, interesting.

In my most optimistic dreams, I see the faces of the MSM when they call NY for Trump next Tuesday.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (fTtFy)

241 Hunter sounds really dumb on the audio.

----> his interview about Burisma was classic Biden. "uh, sure I was just as qualified...I mean why not?"

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (3XvN1)

242
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Ixnay on the atinlay!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (oVJmc)

243 223 Hunter sounds really dumb on the audio.

I guess not a surprise. Apple/tree etc etc.
Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (v7uQz)


He really does sound dumb and super whiny. I wonder who he is talking to?

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (sI15f)

244 Looking bad poll-wise in Wisconsin!
https://twitter.com/SunshineSt8Sam/status/
1320803694569496582

Looks like it's going to be an early night.

YAAAAARGGGHHHH!

Gee, it hurts when I urinate.

Posted by: Ho at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (an7Mv)

245 So what's the latest poll say? Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.
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99% chance Trump WILL LOSE!!!!!

Its gonna be an early night!

Posted by: NYT at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (vKZg5)

246 Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.

Yes, and I'm Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (B+qrE)

247 How many months do you think Biden has left to live?

Not many.

Posted by: Kamala Harris! at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (I2/tG)

248 Making up words
That could be a bilgly problem
He may have confederate on the brain
Ace how bad do the majority of American have to hate Trump to vote for Joe?

Posted by: Kurt at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (hJf7l)

249 Remember how Romney fired up the undecideds to vote against the incumbent because "he had a plan?"

It was only 8 years ago, they ran against it-- and they completely forgot how stupid of a strategy it was.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (aO8Gd)

250 re 237: MN after the riots? Yeah, could be, he said with some hope. Others (here or at the Althouse blog) have said that Colorado is too far gone.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (4a9Vv)

251 "GOP" governors of both TN and MS now pushing mask mandates. FFS,
people. And I assume OH is still fairly idiotic, with their pathetic
governor and whichever goofball illiterate public health director
they've got this week.



But in a week + 1 day, Trump is going to just switch this idiocy off, like, "with a magic wand, or something"??

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All he has to do is remove the emergency declarations. I don't know why he hasn't yet.

Posted by: Methos at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (kOpft)

252 232 How many months do you think Biden has left to live?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (CYY+K)
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0.6

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (buTO7)

253 I've called a lid on Pop for the rest of the day.

I will be in the Oval Office meeting with a group of Chinese schoolgirls for a special screening of "Cuties."

Tell the Secret Service that we don't want to be disturbed.

Posted by: White House Chief of Staff Hunter Biden at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (dB+If)

254 208 . . . Tank Abrams is the model

Posted by: The ARC of History!
_________

Yup.

* turns to admire self in mirror *

Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (9vQJW)

255 a succession of TIA's (mini strokes) would explain Joe's rapid deterioration.



He has a history of aneurysms, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

256 No Democratic Presidential candidate will ever concede again. Their base won't permit it. Hillary refusing to concede Election Night was just a preview.

Tank Abrams is the model - you just announce that the election was stolen from you, and use that to grievance-monger forever.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

______________

I agree, I think waving the bloody shirt forever will just be the new norm.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (gkdnV)

257

Argle-bargle!

Please clap.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


You don't pipe up much, but when you do, it's a keeper.

LOFL

Posted by: imp at October 27, 2020 01:42 PM (SFOr6)

258 Intriguing point, ARC, and likely correct. No more concessions from Dem prez candidates. Seems trivial, and of course no substantive impact per se, but the stupid sociopathic criminal's refusal to appear election night broke a decades-long tradition that was an informal part of the peaceful transfer of power vibe.

Guess you could say Gore broke it in 2000. Both times, the feral and completely un-American mindset of these power-mad sub-mediocrities was blazingly apparent.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (OTzUX)

259 When your democrat over sample is 10 points, then it's easy to get to +13

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (3XvN1)

260 Yes, and I'm Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (B+qrE)

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Sliiiiiiiides over.


"How you doin ? ?"

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

261 173 Admiral Stockdale was 10 times more lucid than the Sundown Kid.
Posted by: Guam tipper at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (FsgBK)

Captain Hazelwood was at least 10 times more lucid.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (H3MF8)

262
Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t
Posted by: Tami

========

Weird. I can't tell what he's rambling about specifically, but he's obviously peeved once again about being shoved around.

One thing that does surprise me is "the New York Times called" and asked about things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (G51Gf)

263 "How many months do you think Biden has left to live?"

I'm not sure he's been alive for some time now.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (XpDOS)

264 Momentous cases (and menial tasks) on docket for Barrett, high court's junior justice

New Justice Amy Coney Barrett will help decide cases on abortion, Obamacare and voting law -- and also serve as notetaker, doorkeeper and delegate to cafeteria committee.


justthenews

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (sfhL4)

265 I just can't get over the feeling that Jack Posobiec is slimey and I just can't trust him, anybody else have that feeling

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (+EmBK)

266

Remember when the MFM went on and on and on about covfefe and Trump couldn't even spell. Brain dead Biden not being able to string 2 words together. Not a word from the MFM except for the pathetic, It's a stutter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (UnQ9z)

267 "It will never be switched off, even when the Bowl of Oatmeal and Hair Plugs wins."

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (XpDOS)


No. He's not winning. Ever.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (sI15f)

268 Have you noticed that Joe is no longer challenging those who raise doubts about him to pushup contests?

Posted by: Guam tipper at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (FsgBK)

269
In my most optimistic dreams, I see the faces of the MSM when they call NY for Trump next Tuesday.
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If Trump wins NY and NJ we are, collectively, going to jump off the top of our building.

Posted by: NYT at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (Kf4zq)

270
Godammit I needed to read the second comment too! Fukottahea.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977

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Great Minds Syndrome, no prob. See #39, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (G51Gf)

271 Wild hogs are a bad problem getting worse, here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2020 01:29 PM (DMUuz)



And are quite tasty when served, wonderfully prepared, at a MoMe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (sy5kK)

272 #248 So, my shift is over, Kunt?? I wish the big guys would text us -- it would be so much easier that way.

Posted by: Ho at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (an7Mv)

273
24 This guy plays with his turds.


I was gonna say, Biden is about three good months away from being in the home drinking his juice from a sippy cup and fingerpainting with his own poop.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (gAxj8)

274 The woman is currently pushing her elderly husband past his breaking point in order to win political power.

What else is she going to do? Work for a living? Like a pleb!

Pffft.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (YYlyE)

275 Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.

They probably mean he picked up 13 voters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (gFsc7)

276 Breaking, Biden family leaves America in the dead of the 2pm.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (pB6Gt)

277 Have you noticed that Joe is no longer challenging those who raise doubts about him to pushup contests?
Posted by: Guam tipper at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (FsgBK)


Maybe they're not goading him hard enough.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (t+qrx)

278
Remember when the MFM went on and on and on about covfefe and Trump couldn't even spell. Brain dead Biden not being able to string 2 words together. Not a word from the MFM except for the pathetic, It's a stutter.



I remember when they told us fighter pilot GW Bush was a retard and cokehead Obama was the Smartest Man Evar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (oVJmc)

279 But in a week + 1 day, Trump is going to just switch this idiocy off, like, "with a magic wand, or something"??
Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (OTzUX)
+++++++++++
Don't bet on it. Even if he wins, it's only the first battle. He won't be re-elected until December 15th, and there is lots of EC chicanery that will be in play if he wins the vote.

There will be no major moves until he is formally reelected by the Electoral College. And then he can cancel the states of emergency, but the states still have autonomy (though no funding from Uncle Sugar from that point forward). The states can keep their mandates until resident pressure forces the issue. And that assumes Trump will cancel the states of emergency, and I am not convinced of that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (hYcqw)

280 Intriguing point, ARC, and likely correct. No more concessions from Dem prez candidates. Seems trivial, and of course no substantive impact per se, but the stupid sociopathic criminal's refusal to appear election night broke a decades-long tradition that was an informal part of the peaceful transfer of power vibe.

Guess you could say Gore broke it in 2000. Both times, the feral and completely un-American mindset of these power-mad sub-mediocrities was blazingly apparent.
Posted by: rhomboid

_______________

I want to say that in 2004, Kerry/Edwards didn't really concede until the next day even though was no real plausible way Bush didn't win the election.

It definitely kicked off with Gore in 2000 on how to approach these things.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (gkdnV)

281 I, sincerely, love it when morons troll the trolls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (ifmtJ)

282
Did they really think this was going to fly, or are Hunter and Joe just
patsies for the effort to trojan horse a commie into the whitehouse?

Yes! Exactly.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (cJEnq)

283 BTW, I failed my Wassermann test and it's too late for penicillin.

You got the Syph?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (YYlyE)

284 Intriguing point, ARC, and likely correct. No more
concessions from Dem prez candidates. Seems trivial, and of course no
substantive impact per se, but the stupid sociopathic criminal's refusal
to appear election night broke a decades-long tradition that was an
informal part of the peaceful transfer of power vibe.



Guess you could say Gore broke it in 2000. Both times, the feral
and completely un-American mindset of these power-mad sub-mediocrities
was blazingly apparent.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM (OTzUX)

Happened in 2000 and 2004 in addition to 2016.

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (7rZTl)

285 Woah this guy just hit the Obama Administration in the nuts on the Billion Dollars to Iran Deal.


https://tinyurl.com/y6qrh9pq

Nick Freitas for Congress, Virginia.

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (SrfEP)

286 Hunter sounds really dumb on the audio.

One fun thing to do in Trump's second term is for the DOJ to subpoena the admissions files from all the "elite" educational institutions, to see how deep the rot goes.

Yale Law School admitting Hunter as a transfer student after he did a year at Georgetown would be particularly hilarious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (I2/tG)

287 And are quite tasty when served, wonderfully prepared, at a MoMe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:44 PM (sy5kK)
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Maximum yummage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (xRn8c)

288 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (E+OcO)

289 Every time I see a talking head say "This will be must see TV" I want to send 115 grains into the screen. I would give them a pass if they say that while covering our President winning just one of the supposedly permanent blue states.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (I58tH)

290 Trump administration to announce plan for Medicare & Medicaid to cover costs of coronavirus vaccine
A new set of regulations will allow recipients to receive the vaccine at no cost under the FDA's 'emergency authorization' designation



He needs to get this info out there to the seniors.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (sfhL4)

291 The RUSSIANS !!! want you to think he's slurring.

Posted by: Your Betters at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (r4fw8)

292 baby Joey the sea otter is getting to meet Mak, a four year old sea otter.

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (W2Pud)

293 "preexisting"

I hate that abomination of the English language. "Pre" means "before, prior to". Something either exists or it doesn't exist. What they mean by "pre" is "already".

"Pre-approved" is the same crap. I'm pre-approved, you say? You mean I *am* approved.

/grammar pedeant off

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (786Ro)

294 ave you noticed that Joe is no longer challenging those who raise doubts about him to pushup contests?
Posted by: Guam tipper at

---->whenever anyone says trump is mean bully, point out that Biden always gets physical at events when questioned.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (3XvN1)

295 220 198 190 I look forward to Jill murdering Joe in his sleep,
blaming Trump because of covid, and Jill riding that to become a Senator
in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (NWM+b)

Of the current senators from Delaware, one is running for re-election right now and the other is up in 2024. She'd need to do a Hillary.
Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (7rZTl)

=========

The woman is currently pushing her elderly husband past his breaking point in order to win political power.

I don't think moving to another state to become eligible for a Senate race is beneath her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (NWM+b)

She'd marry Kamala, if she had to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo

Pretty sure I've eaten worse. Cackle, cackle cackle.

Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

296 240 "I'm not willing to write off NY."

Me neither. Consider that upstate has always reviled and resented the dominance of the NYC area. But NYC is cleaned out thanks to Cuomo and DeBlasio. If the NYC diaspora bother to vote absentee/by mail, it might go as it usually does. But if they are checked out totally...

Don't know if upstate can reverse the outcome in NY, but it may get, um, interesting.

In my most optimistic dreams, I see the faces of the MSM when they call NY for Trump next Tuesday.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (fTtFy)

I was listening to Compound Media and they were talking about how there were Biden ads on TV, Why would you do that in NYC?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (+EmBK)

297 Shumonacsmer cook bonking maker. Yeah, come on.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (8FfnY)

298 When your democrat over sample is 10 points, then it's easy to get to +13
And only 3% independents.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (an7Mv)

299 275 Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.


.........

You probably wish those were IQ points.

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (SrfEP)

300 Masks are to protect other people, we are told. So what about the goggles on the idiots I've actually seen wearing hem? Do they keep the corona virus from flying off their eyeballs onto granny when they blink?


Oh,. the goggles protect their own eyes, But the mask doesn't protect them from inhaling the virus. Do I have that right?


This is all utter BS and would be hilarious if it weren't real.

Posted by: Ripley at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (MxEKc)

301 "How many months do you think Biden has left to live?"

Well, that doctor in the 1920s kept a chicken heart alive 48 years.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (acN5T)

302 "Well with CA-55, NY-29 and IL-20, the retards in The BIG CITIES in those states have you at the start with 104." ... fixed it


So if some white hat insiders decided early on that Biden/China would end the Republic as we know it, they might plot several False Flag PsyOps.


One would be a BLM/Antifa terrorist attack on cops and all white patriotic Americans.


Another would reveal incredible censorship by BigTech, which even some leftists would denounce.


Then maybe the FBI/CIA heads themselves would be exposed as obstructionists of justice and part of the coup, as they hide direct evidence of the Biden Crime Family (including the Barisma evidence for which Trump was impeached, just for asking about it)


Was that The Plan? ha, idk, probably not.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

303 Methos, not sure at all about that. Don't think the actual legal authorities for such things (absurd mask mandates), esp. as concerns federal vs. state, have been worked out, primarily because the issues have never arisen.

Also novel may be the situation where a major federal agency is scientifically and technically off the rails, like the current CDC, and what to do about it.

Of course "climate" idiocy has been inflicting damage for years from the federal level, but the vandalism and tyranny were far more subtle and it was more at the looting (subsidies) stage than the orwellian individual daily life stage.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (OTzUX)

304 This Lansing rally is massive.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (5p7BC)

305 Me neither. Consider that upstate has always reviled and resented the dominance of the NYC area. But NYC is cleaned out thanks to Cuomo and DeBlasio. If the NYC diaspora bother to vote absentee/by mail, it might go as it usually does. But if they are checked out totally...

Don't know if upstate can reverse the outcome in NY, but it may get, um, interesting.

In my most optimistic dreams, I see the faces of the MSM when they call NY for Trump next Tuesday.


----

Here's a distinctly possible scenario:

NYC liberals who watch MSNBC and the like are being told two things, which they all accept as fact:

1) Joe Biden is winning big
2) Covid is a plague that kills all who touch it

Based on the raw data we've seen so far in a few states, it's clear that the early vote/by mail is not the humongous pro-democrat advantage that's needed. At best it's slightly above normal election year numbers and, at worst, it's actually behind the 2016 numbers.

Meanwhile Trump fans are hearing the media tell them Joe is up, but they're also looking at other sources of info and are seeing the facts with their own eyes. They don't believe it, and what's more, they don't want it to happen. They want to fight. So they will get out and vote like crazy. The fact that they don't think COVID is an auto-death sentence means they'll vote like crazy on election day, too.

That's a recipe for some blue states to flip red on account of liberal complacency.

That would be quite the self-own, to have their fake polls and COVID hysteria blow up in their faces to the tune of losing states that "should never" go red, like New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, the rest of Maine, Illinois, Oregon, Colorado, California.

I'm not saying Trump will all or even any of those, but there is a scenario where he could.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (ZR7kf)

306 The woman is currently pushing her elderly husband past his breaking point in order to win political power.

What else is she going to do? Work for a living? Like a pleb!

Pffft.
========
The only thing between her and a nasty tax forfeiture case is her Husband running for president.

Posted by: its funny because its true at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (YLbv3)

307 Jill won't go quietly, when they bring Kamala up. She's been promised some time as First Lady, and she'll insist on that as quid pro quo for what she's allowing done to Joe. My guess is they would want to get 2 years from Joe in whatever state he is in so that Kamala can be president for 10 years.

Posted by: Advo at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (SEqlD)

308 OT, but this is interesting: https://tinyurl.com/y4pwy5fm

Apologies to Nurse R. and anyone else who lives in Oregon, but the disastrous consequences of the leftists' policies there are coming true. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (wQDH5)

309 304 This Lansing rally is massive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (5p7BC)

=========

That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (NWM+b)

310 Election Interference

Google Suppresses Breitbart in Search -- Even with Exact Headline

One Week!


this has been happening to me

not just at breitbart

I was typing in a headline from another conservative site and it would just not come until I put every single last word and letter - even when mentioned the site.

I cannot understand why something cannot be done about this right away. I get the House won't play, but there has to be something to get around this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (sfhL4)

311 / grammar pedant on

And don't get me started on "free gift". (As opposed to a gift that will cost you?)

Or "a whole nother".


/grammar pedant off

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (786Ro)

312 POLL ALERT

Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,
@realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (u1lzU)

313 288 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (E+OcO)

Because as bad as they want to, the Chinese can't think like Westerners.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (sI15f)

314 Yale Law School admitting Hunter as a transfer student after he did a year at Georgetown would be particularly hilarious.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (I2/tG)


My dream: finding out Obama's record at Occidental (which in one of "his" poxy books he admitted was dire) that got him into Columbia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (gFsc7)

315 I don't want to relive 2012 where we're all saying the polls were wrong but trump has 52% job approval, 94+% gop support, and an edge in voter registration...so I think we can be a bit suspicious about biden super polling edge

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (3XvN1)

316 Apologies to Nurse R. and anyone else who lives in Oregon, but the disastrous consequences of the leftists' policies there are coming true. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


no need to apologize.
I choose to stay here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (W2Pud)

317 relevant to topic

I love the headline

DECOMPOSING BIDEN REFERS TO DOUG EMHOFF AS 'KAMALA'S WIFE'

he's gone baby gone

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (sfhL4)

318 Corrupt, nasty, evil, and senile is no way to run for President, son.

Unless you're a Democrat.

Posted by: filbert at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (NiXyF)

319
Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t
Posted by: Tami

========

aprox :44 - :57 he talks about his business partner building the largest LNG port in the world. I guess the Bidens don't entirely dislike fossil fuels.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (G51Gf)

320 305
That's a recipe for some blue states to flip red on account of liberal complacency.

That would be quite the self-own, to have their fake polls and COVID hysteria blow up in their faces to the tune of losing states that "should never" go red, like New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, the rest of Maine, Illinois, Oregon, Colorado, California.

I'm not saying Trump will all or even any of those, but there is a scenario where he could.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (ZR7kf)

=========

Yup. It's been my suspicion that the combination of "Biden's winning huge" and "COVID is a death sentence" was going to undermine Democratic GOTV efforts (where they actually exist) for a while.

Combined with the Biden campaign's complete absence of GOTV efforts, and you've got a recipe where only your most loyal voters come out. Democrats are ceding the independent and soft voter fields to Trump.

It's almost like they're trying to lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (NWM+b)

321 "The states can keep their mandates until resident pressure forces the issue. And that assumes Trump will cancel the states of emergency, and I am not convinced of that."

This is why the voodoo mask cult will not go away. Shithole "nation-states" like California (thanks Gavin Newsom!) will refuse to relinquish these fascinating and addictive new powers even with an Edith Wilson Biden presidency. And given how much of the bogus mask and plague narrative has been promulgated by Trump himself, even Trump 2.0 may not follow through on lifting states of emergency.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (XpDOS)

322
Biden speaking in Georgia. Very obviously reading from a prompter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (G51Gf)

323 This Lansing rally is massive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (5p7BC)


Deep, too. Same as in town.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (t+qrx)

324 289 Every time I see a talking head say "This will be must see TV" I want to send 115 grains into the screen.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Posted by: Elvis at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (acN5T)

325 312 POLL ALERT

Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,
@realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (u1lzU)

=========

Theory:

He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (NWM+b)

326 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)

327 Biden: I've sniffed things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion.
Falling like No More Tears in the rain.



Time to blave.


Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (WyVLE)

328 288 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

They don't understand the concept of sunk costs. Despite being inscrutable, they are terrible poker players.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (kfcYC)

329 "137 Odds that Biden lets out a "I'a! I'a! Cthulhu fhtagn!" at his next rally?

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo) "



Hard to put a number on it, but definitely increasing by the hour !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (6psdy)

330 Apologies to Nurse R. and anyone else who lives in Oregon, but the disastrous consequences of the leftists' policies there are coming true. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


no need to apologize.
I choose to stay here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020


*
*

Nurse, I just didn't want you or any other Oregonians to think I was laughing at you, that's all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (wQDH5)

331 Theory:

He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (NWM+b)
*****
YEP

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (u1lzU)

332 +13 is Hunter's dating pool.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (an7Mv)

333 "How many months do you think Biden has left to live?"

Well, that doctor in the 1920s kept a chicken heart alive 48 years.
Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (acN5T)
-------
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (xRn8c)

334 I'm not saying Trump will all or even any of those, but there is a scenario where he could.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (ZR7kf)


Yep. Who's freaked out about Chinese lung AIDS? Liberals. Who isn't? Us.

It would be delicious if the Red propaganda blew up in their faces and suppressed the Red vote, causing them to lose the White House AND the House of Representatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (gFsc7)

335 Its no longer enough, when parodying this guy, to string together randomly-chosen words. Now you have to make up new ones.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (OssQ4)

336 If present trends continue (massive erosion of Biden polls) wouldn't put it past the Dems to claim a "medical event" for Strokin' Joe the day before the election and try to claim a mulligan.

Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (r4fw8)

337 235 So what's the latest poll say? Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (a0IVu)


To be fair, the entire poll was taken in the former Nation of CHOP.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (sy5kK)

338 293 "preexisting"

I hate that abomination of the English language. "Pre" means "before, prior to". Something either exists or it doesn't exist. What they mean by "pre" is "already".

"Pre-approved" is the same crap. I'm pre-approved, you say? You mean I *am* approved.

/grammar pedeant off
Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (786Ro)


Pre-drilling. That is moronic in the extreme and makes me nutsy-fagin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (s2VJv)

339 @realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

If he's up by four in FL, he's up by ten in Texas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (B+qrE)

340 This Lansing rally is massive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:47 PM (5p7BC)
*********
Looks Cold & Ugly too

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (u1lzU)

341 317 relevant to topic

I love the headline

DECOMPOSING BIDEN REFERS TO DOUG EMHOFF AS 'KAMALA'S WIFE'

he's gone baby gone
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Well, actually, for all we know, he IS her wife. It doesn't take much imagination to visualize Kamala with the strap-on, and her soiboi spouse as the whimpering sissy.

Gender is a social construct. Just because he might biologically have a penis doesn't mean he is the husband in the relationship!

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (HEEq1)

342 I said a long time ago that the suits of the Dem Party want to burn their crazies. In Biden they chose well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (YxHpp)

343 Theory:

He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (NWM+b)

-------

They are lying.

Polls are not designed to determine what the plebes think.

Polls are designed to influence what the plebes think.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

344 I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (4a9Vv)

345 I saw him speak at USMA's commencement in 2016. He was incoherent back then but at least he could pronounce words.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (0V/8D)

346 Trump administration to announce plan for Medicare Medicaid to cover costs of coronavirus vaccine

A new set of regulations will allow recipients to receive the
vaccine at no cost under the FDA's 'emergency authorization' designation
>>>
You want to take it? Fine. Do not make it mandatory. I've no interest in participating in this sham. Especially a "vaccine" that was rushed into production. Let me live my life. I am not afraid.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (LGXGf)

347 Cunity College.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (Bz9pw)

348 339 @realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

If he's up by four in FL, he's up by ten in Texas.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Inches?

Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (HEEq1)

349 Pence now at rally in North Carolina was in MN this morning.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (/SdbK)

350 Is that Biden video for real? If so why hasn't he been hospitalized?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (HZRln)

351 332 +13 is Hunter's dating pool.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:51 PM (an7Mv)

......l.

Oh gawd.

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (SrfEP)

352 Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,
@realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (u1lzU)


After puffing up Biden's numbers, pollsters now are probably trying to make their numbers slowly converge on reality to try to salvage a little credibility for the next election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (gFsc7)

353 My Melania Trump. Blue jean baby, LA lady, seamstress for the band. Pretty eyed, pirate smile.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (buTO7)

354 "How many months do you think Biden has left to live?"

ask Pelosi

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (sfhL4)

355 232
How many months do you think Biden has left to live?


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (CYY+K)


Physically he's fine, Mikey. My MIL lived for twenty years after she no longer recognized her own sons. If he goes I don't think it will be on account of his own health problems. IYKWIM

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (XxJt1)

356 Note also the shot across the bow in the Roberts WI opinion?

That it was based on federal law but PA was based on state law.

Like he's trying to tell her she can't vote for the new PA case to be heard ....

He's such an inconsistent little fuckstick--PA involved federal law too: Both the republican form of government guarantees and the 14th disenfranchisement.

As always, he found a way to rule based on his feelz of "fuck Trump, fuck America. "

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 01:53 PM (aO8Gd)

357 @344 "I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan."

Jesus that sounds darkly plausible. Then emergency Court request to extend "voting" (harvesting/cheating) for another two weeks past the election.

Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (r4fw8)

358 well, good, I think trump needs to get out of florida for a bit and shore up the rust belt. maybe even go to minnesota. and orange county, and whatever part of upstate ny he can

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (3XvN1)

359 wonder when Hunter talks to Hu Flung Dung on tape

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (u1lzU)

360
WHOA. Biden speaking. An obvious mis-read of the prompter. "The xxx goes back months--not months, but years."

He missed the "not" and then went back and added it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (G51Gf)

361 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Chicoms are practical if not smart. Bought and paid for. They probably test drove some of the other models and were convincingly underwhelmed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (TrqdA)

362 344 I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan.


they're definitely prepping us for exactly this play in PA right now

just were told they're closing a bunch of schools in Philly due to "outbreak" - and a lot of the city polling places are in schools

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 27, 2020 01:54 PM (j9HX3)

363 I couldn't finish watching that video. It's actually a little sickening.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (HZRln)

364 If you watch the MSM, you never see this.

Posted by: iandeal at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (vgGyZ)

365 "I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan."

And hand the state's electoral votes to the Republican controlled legislature?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (XqxSN)

366
Its no longer enough, when parodying this guy, to string together randomly-chosen words. Now you have to make up new ones.


Spoonerisms will only get you so far.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (HaL55)

367 I wish Trump could have made it to WA state. Ah well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

368 The concern trolls in this thread are pretty weak. Anyone else insulted that they're only sending us their B team today?

Posted by: Matt at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (MUp5h)

369 325
312 POLL ALERT



Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,

@realDonaldTrump

has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (u1lzU)



=========



Theory:



He was never actually behind in Florida.



Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (NWM+b)

I figured Trump had FL in the bag when there was that massive Trump car train down in Miami a week or two ago. PDT won PA last night. Has OH locked up. Hopefully MI is in his corner too. It'll be an early night.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (N39Ws)

370 I was going to make a body temperature joke but...

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (SrfEP)

371 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. S

----> biden went from 4th place also-ran to front runner in one week. He picked a veep with 2% of the primary and who is repulsive to normal women.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (3XvN1)

372 Huh, Trump just took the RCP lead in Florida.

How surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)

373 Joe can tell us stories about how his family was so poor they used him as a kitchen table.

That's real-life experience, people.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (Eicbe)

374 So CNBC drops a poll showing Biden up 11. Among RV'S, with no internals I can find, but it sounds like they over sampled young and first time voters. RV polls a weak from the election? Come on man.

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (iyMaw)

375 281 I, sincerely, love it when morons troll the trolls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (ifmtJ)


ROMMEL!

WE READ YOUR BOOK!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (sy5kK)

376 337 235 So what's the latest poll say? Joe +13 is what I heard this morning on the radio.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2020 01:40 PM (a0IVu)


To be fair, the entire poll was taken in the former Nation of CHOP.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

That poll was designed to keep Joe's RCP up despite the other pollsters cleaning their shit up in time for election.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (kfcYC)

377 348 339 @realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

If he's up by four in FL, he's up by ten in Texas.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


--------

Interesting because the local Florida news said registered Dems had over 200,000 more votes. Of course, we don't know who those votes were for.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (jUVms)

378
Oh ffs who wrote Biden's speech?

"Roosevelt fell, a victim of war as sure as any serviceman who died."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)

379 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Chicoms are practical if not smart. Bought and paid for. They probably test drove some of the other models and were convincingly underwhelmed.
=======
there was only one used car lot to chose from and he was the best on the lot. they weren't planning on driving him long after the election. That's what cameltoe is for.

Posted by: its funny because its true at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (YLbv3)

380 "a succession of TIA's (mini strokes) would explain Joe's rapid deterioration"

the extra pressure of the last days of the campaign, along with the Hunter laptop and eyewitnesses on prime time ... exposing a crime syndicate that could truly put Joe in prison (Joe was protected but he ain't Obama, first black president) ... all that extra stress would definitely take a toll on Joe's addled brain.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

381 369
I figured Trump had FL in the bag when there was that massive Trump car train down in Miami a week or two ago. PDT won PA last night. Has OH locked up. Hopefully MI is in his corner too. It'll be an early night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (N39Ws)

=========

The media's not going to let it be an early night, but it's going to become exceedingly obvious once Trump wins NH.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (NWM+b)

382
What was the Bruce Willis movie where Goldie Hawn and Merryl Streep get "renewed" every so often but still fall to pieces.


THATS JOE BIDEN.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

383 I just can't get over the feeling that Jack Posobiec is slimey and I just can't trust him, anybody else have that feeling
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM



A commenter a few days ago pointed that out, really blasted him as a phony. Since then I've paid a bit more attention to Posobiec, and yeah, sometimes he seems to be all hype and not much substance.

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (786Ro)

384 The COVID-driven-fear-reduces-Dem-turnout factor is one that plays into my High Tide scenario for the GOP. Districts that are close (thinking mostly House, not prez level) might in fact be determined by depressed election day Dem turnout due to this idiotic national debacle.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (OTzUX)

385 Hunter comes home to his latest mistress after she had lunch with her girlfriends. She tells Hunter that all of her friends think he is a pedophile. Hunter says that's a mighty big word for a thirteen year old.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (pw+jk)

386 I have "Gunsmoke" on, and Marshal Dillon just stood down a crowd with a shotgun. Rare, as I have become addicted to the series, half hour B&W, 1 hour B&W, and 1 hour color. Usually he just has his 7 1/2" barrel Colt, which he probably didn't need, Marshal Dillon being "The Thing" . James Arness was one big guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (I58tH)

387 I just lost my shit at "mobilize choobalablapessha".



I'd feel bad laughing at someone who's so clearly diminished, but
really, I just wish he could've been this humiliated when he was lucid.
He deserved this and worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:35 PM (t+qrx)

Yeah, not really feeling bad. This prick deserved this. A fitting end to a corrupt grifter who sold out the country. The next stop is the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (9Om/r)

388 372 Huh, Trump just took the RCP lead in Florida.

How surprising.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

BUT THE POLLS IN JUNE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (NWM+b)

389 Vote DonaldCare.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (Eicbe)

390 One plausible theory (although this assumes overwhelming odds in Trump's favor) was that the DNC machine permitted a huge pack of losers to run and settled on Biden because they figured 2020 was a very likely loss anyway. This clears the deck for 2024, their real objective.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (XpDOS)

391 Joe's droning.
Hey did anyone know he's from a blue-collar background?


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (v2c9/)

392 Biden is actually in Warm Springs, GA. I thought this was a joke. He's talking about how the decrepit FDR went there to heal. Probably not the best comparison to be drawing right now.

Posted by: the dandy at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (TbqwD)

393 death becomes her?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (3XvN1)

394 DonaldCare/Pence 2020

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)

395 Interesting because the local Florida news said registered Dems had over 200,000 more votes. Of course, we don't know who those votes were for.

200K is not nearly enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (B+qrE)

396 Poorest kid in Scranton you guys!

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (buTO7)

397 "I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan."

And hand the state's electoral votes to the Republican controlled legislature?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (XqxSN)


Hmm.

She's not terribly bright, but she is incredibly stupid.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (t+qrx)

398 Biden's aphasia makes me wonder if he was having a stroke.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (HZRln)

399 I doubt anyone else is at Biden's speech in Warm Springs besides staff, the Secret Service, local law enforcement, and the media.

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (7rZTl)

400 369...

I figured Trump had FL in the bag when there was that massive Trump car train down in Miami a week or two ago. PDT won PA last night. Has OH locked up. Hopefully MI is in his corner too. It'll be an early night.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

The only thing that could have saved Biden was a 75,000 car pile-up.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (kfcYC)

401 What was the Bruce Willis movie where Goldie Hawn and Merryl Streep get "renewed" every so often but still fall to pieces.


Death Becomes Her?

Also starring Brian Dennehy as the mortuary.

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (786Ro)

402 So

when is some reporter gonna ask Joe his answer on court packing ?

He said after the confirmation of ACB, he would have one

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (R3uW8)

403 there was only one used car lot to chose from and he
was the best on the lot. they weren't planning on driving him long
after the election. That's what cameltoe is for.

Posted by: its funny because its true at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (YLbv3)


loaner Joe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (9Om/r)

404 When you can't understand Joe, he must be talking about George Lopez.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (Eicbe)

405 Joe has been giving this same speech for 30 years. Still sucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

406 Rapper Lil Pump Endorses Donald Trump Over Biden Tax Plan

once they know the truth

if only ALL of America knew the truth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (sfhL4)

407 I think conservatives still watch Fox "hard news" programming out of habit.

They should stop. Fox isn't our friend.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (kTze9)

408 It's almost like they're trying to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (NWM+b)


there has been lots of rumors about engineering facebook and twitter to be "psychological influencers" and rumor of psyops specialists from the UK being involved -- which means lots and little depending on what you think of it.

I wonder if the facebook psyops is as well founded as the MKUltra tests of psychedelics in the 60's and 70's as a form of mind control. Incredibly destructive to individuals and corrupting of organizations and not so much useful for what it was intended for.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (WyVLE)

409
So if some white hat insiders decided early on that Biden/China would end the Republic as we know it, they might plot several False Flag PsyOps.


One would be a BLM/Antifa terrorist attack on cops and all white patriotic Americans.


Another would reveal incredible censorship by BigTech, which even some leftists would denounce.


Then maybe the FBI/CIA heads themselves would be exposed as obstructionists of justice and part of the coup, as they hide direct evidence of the Biden Crime Family (including the Barisma evidence for which Trump was impeached, just for asking about it)


Was that The Plan? ha, idk, probably not.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 01:46 PM (Cus5s)



Hmmmm.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (sy5kK)

410 I hope Joe didn't make "warm springs" behind that podium.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

411 POLL ALERT

Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,
@realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (u1lzU)

=========

Theory:

He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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*buffs nails*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (5p7BC)

412 "Roosevelt fell, a victim of war as sure as any serviceman who died."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)


---------

Huh?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (jUVms)

413 Poorest kid in Scranton you guys!

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (buTO7)

I would vote Mose over Biden.

Posted by: Quint at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (ycpn3)

414
Good lord this speech by Biden is the opposite end of the spectrum. When he's on the prompter he's utterly wooden. There's obviously no crowd there -- or it's the most church-like crowd that ever attended an event by a US presidential candidate. No sounds of them, he's not paused once for applause/enthusiasm, no shots of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (G51Gf)

415 Biden is channeling Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles speaking frontier gibberish.

Posted by: WillowViney at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (d3MA1)

416 I saw George Lopez open for You Know, The Thing at Cunity College amphitheater in 2012.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (XpDOS)

417 326 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)

8k hospitalizations
2300 deaths
Total. For the year so far.

LOL, GFY Insulin.
He's just trying to make us kneel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)

418 Somehow I think the porn sites will have a whole section devoted to Hunter videos.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (51WJ2)

419 What was the Bruce Willis movie where Goldie Hawn and Merryl Streep get "renewed" every so often but still fall to pieces.

THATS JOE BIDEN.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

Death Becomes Her?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (5FCda)

420 Jesus Christ, Biden's speaking live is the most frightening thing ever.

Posted by: Monty James at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (Zqz9o)

421 The "chumps" speech is one of his more lucid ones. Though I didn't watch the whole thing.

Posted by: steve walsh at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (0qWp/)

422 Gun smoke will always be classic. The fact that the saloon owner/madam is named "Miss Kitty " has always given me pause to contemplate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (TrqdA)

423 The toothless yelling doesn't make Joe look less senile.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (HZRln)

424 "watching the media drag Biden over the finish line is like watching an adult making sure a child doesn't lose at Candy Land."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (Gd3Hn)

425 319
Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t
Posted by: Tami

========

aprox :44 - :57 he talks about his business partner building the largest LNG port in the world. I guess the Bidens don't entirely dislike fossil fuels.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:49 PM (G51Gf)

******************

See! That's exactly what I tried to tell those chumps in Pennshulvitia.

I DO approach of follish fools!

Posted by: Joe Bi...erm...you know.The thing! at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (oaWXk)

426 Roosevelt fell, a victim of war as sure as any serviceman who died."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)

-----

Took a Jap bullet in the spine at Pearl Harbor. Put him in a wheel chair it did.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

427
Huh?
Posted by: Seems Legit

=========

I remember in 2008 when he didn't even know that Roosevelt wasn't president in 1929. Now he's a scholar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (G51Gf)

428 >> Joe has been giving this same speech for 30 years. Still sucks.


Guy has never been anything more than a blowhard.
Barely graduated Law School and immediately decides to suck some Political dicks in return for a chance to steal from his neighbors. Made a career out of it, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (V+FF6)

429 We're along way from crowds of 50k and styrofoam columns arent we?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM

Its very sad, and pathetic, isn't it? Its like watching Journey playing to twelve people at a casino on a Tuesday afternoon, and six of those people are playing slots.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (OssQ4)

430 He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

he has never been behind

this cycle or the last

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (R3uW8)

431 Poso is a carnival-barking fraud, just like Cassandra Bigtits.

Posted by: The Zero Fucks Society at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM

Who now?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (Oka5v)

432 363
I couldn't finish watching that video. It's actually a little sickening.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (HZRln)


You are not alone. I made it 2/3 of the way through before my stomach rebelled completely. The Democrat party's treatment of Joe Biden amounts to elder abuse.

Don't take that as sympathy for Biden--he's not worthy of any sympathy. That's condemnation of the cruelty on display here.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (XxJt1)

433 " ...
Incredibly destructive to individuals and corrupting of organizations and not so much useful for what it was intended for.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (WyVLE) "



Like every other one of their plans.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (6psdy)

434 400 I doubt anyone else is at Biden's speech in Warm Springs besides staff, the Secret Service, local law enforcement, and the media.
Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (7rZTl)
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There might be a few pumpkins, like there were at the Bon Jovi thing the other day. The pumpkins almost outnumbered the attendees.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (/669Q)

435 Death Becomes Her?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (5FCda)

----

Thats It.!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

436 408 I think conservatives still watch Fox "hard news" programming out of habit.

They should stop. Fox isn't our friend.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (kTze9)

--------

Agree.

My 91-year-old MIL watches it religiously and is of a generation where if it was stated on tv or written in the paper it was true. She's conservative but believes the crazy on FOX.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (jUVms)

437 I would love to rent a bunch of moving U-Hauls and send them to Hollywood neighborhoods with signs "We are here to help you.".

Posted by: Paladin at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (3YWub)

438 348 339 @realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44

If he's up by four in FL, he's up by ten in Texas.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Inches?
Posted by: zombie at October 27, 2020 01:52 PM (HEEq1)

Judging by the pic in your nic, I'm going with 10 inches.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (CLteG)

439 Just trying out my new signature

Posted by: josephistan, THE Cunity College at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (Izzlo)

440 You want to take it? Fine. Do not make it mandatory. I've no interest in
participating in this sham. Especially a "vaccine" that was rushed into
production. Let me live my life. I am not afraid.


Same here, especially with the ID10T masks. You wanna wear one? Go right ahead. I choose not to do so because my manufacturing experience with genuinely deadly inhalants that will kill you (none of this "something may happen" idiocy) tells me that those things don't work. I refuse to be forced to do something that's ineffective.

My new doc's office had been after me to come in for a 6 mo checkup. I don't like this guy and I haven't gone in because I'm not going to get dragged into any of this ChiCom WuFlu hoax bullshit. I'm pretty sure he's into all that. Thankfully, the calls have stopped. For now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (HaL55)

441 "I wonder what the odds are the Gov Half Whitmer will declare another lockdown just before election day if it looks like Trump will carry Michigan."

And hand the state's electoral votes to the Republican controlled legislature?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 27, 2020 01:55 PM (XqxSN)


IF Trump takes Michigan -

IF Trump wins the election -

There WILL be another lockdown.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (2JVJo)

442 death becomes her?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 27, 2020 01:57 PM (3XvN1)
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mmm...Isabella Rosselini wearing only a sarong and a large necklace...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (xRn8c)

443 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)



8k hospitalizations

2300 deaths

Total. For the year so far.



LOL, GFY Insulin.

He's just trying to make us kneel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo



The upside? We have had no flu, COPD, cancer, shooting or auto deaths.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (51WJ2)

444 Moron says police should have "fired a warning shot", then "shot the knife out of his hand" referring to the man Philly police shot and killed.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4d54q5f

Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (YYlyE)

445 get this man some help, and then give this man a job


Homeless Man Drives Stolen Backhoe To Former Vice Mayor's House, Steals Biden Yard Signs

A homeless man stole a backhoe from a construction site in Polk County, Florida over the weekend and took Biden campaign signs while driving the machinery through a Haines City neighborhood in Florida.

After stealing the backhoe, James Blight drove through the neighborhood to the home of former Vice Mayor of Haines City, Adam Burgess, according to Fox 13.

Once at Burgess's house, Blight exited the backhoe and stole multiple Biden signs from Burgess's front yard, reports Fox 13.

Blight was later charged with grand theft auto and trespassing after police found Blight driving the backhoe after the incident, according to NBC 2.

"Blight told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and did not remember most of the day,"...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (sfhL4)

446 I have "Gunsmoke" on, and Marshal Dillon just stood down a crowd with a shotgun. Rare, as I have become addicted to the series, half hour B&W, 1 hour B&W, and 1 hour color. Usually he just has his 7 1/2" barrel Colt, which he probably didn't need, Marshal Dillon being "The Thing" . James Arness was one big guy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 27, 2020


*
*

You've heard the story, I'm sure, that William Conrad (Cannon) did the voice of Matt Dillon on the radio series before it came to TV. The chunky balding Conrad was clearly not the physical type accepted in those days as a TV lead, so he lost the role to this new kid, Arness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (wQDH5)

447 OANN has Pence. Or had, I guess. In freezing ass Minnesota.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

448
This guy tore up tore up Michelle Obama's White House bagevanable patch and now he wants to talk about grultural savings? C'mon man?!?!

When I was running blacks out of swimming pools in the oilfields of Willumtin this kind of farmer was always full of fertilizer, jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (XJipD)

449 Uhhh, Garrett, your "political dicks" reference was ironic....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

450 By the way, my marker for November and December is for a military coup in Australia.

Following on that, if there is a coup anywhere due to national lockdowns anywhere, the rest of the world will follow piece by piece, just like the Italian states' rebellions against the Austrians starting in 1845 led to the collapse of Metternich's post Napoleonic detente in Europe.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (WyVLE)

451 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (6psdy)

452 >>>You are not alone. I made it 2/3 of the way through before my stomach rebelled completely. The Democrat party's treatment of Joe Biden amounts to elder abuse.


Where the fvck is the death panel at?

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (Ti+Tv)

453 Biden babbling on about the virus He is going to get the virus under control his first day. 1000 percent are dying per day 200000 more cases in the next few months. Trump does nothing. Is there anyone at this rally?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (/SdbK)

454 He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

he has never been behind

this cycle or the last
----


Are you tired of winning yet? So much more winning to do!

Posted by: donnie two scoops at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (vKZg5)

455 The fact that the saloon owner/madam is named "Miss Kitty " has always given me pause to contemplate.

She was a bar girl at the Long Branch for years, and finally saved up enough money when the owner left she bought the place. The prostitution was implied but never overtly stated, in the show they only danced with the guys and kept them company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

456 Death Becomes Her?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (5FCda)

worth watching?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (Gd3Hn)

457 Nurse, I just didn't want you or any other Oregonians to think I was laughing at you, that's all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I'm in Seattle. The belly of the Beast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (W2Pud)

458 Huh?
Posted by: Seems Legit

=========

I remember in 2008 when he didn't even know that Roosevelt wasn't president in 1929. Now he's a scholar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (G51Gf)

------

Dont forget the fireside chats Joe watched on TV....

Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

459 Interesting because the local Florida news said registered Dems had over 200,000 more votes. Of course, we don't know who those votes were for.
Posted by: Seems Legit
------------
Dems lead is 354,654. Their lead dropped 11K yesterday.

It needs to be 750K for Dems to have a chance of winning.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (5p7BC)

460 438 408 I think conservatives still watch Fox "hard news" programming out of habit.

They should stop. Fox isn't our friend.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (kTze9)

Why the stars of Fox puts up with the others

I can't figure it out, except for a paycheck

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (R3uW8)

461 Florida Republicans that wrapped themselves around Trump did so well during the "blue wave" in 2018, I figured it was something of a safe state in 2020.

Let's just say if on Election Night they called Florida (accurately) for Biden, that would tell me all I needed to know about how the election would unfold.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (gkdnV)

462 313 288 I wonder why the Chinese let the Democrats pick Biden. Seems like a mistake.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (E+OcO)

Because as bad as they want to, the Chinese can't think like Westerners.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 01:48 PM (sI15f)


The CCP bought off Biden many years ago.

They just wanted to see a return on their investment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (sy5kK)

463 Coonity College is a racist dog whistle.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (Eicbe)

464 Roosevelt fell, a victim of war as sure as any serviceman who died."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:56 PM (G51Gf)

-----

Took a Jap bullet in the spine at Pearl Harbor. Put him in a wheel chair it did.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 02:00 PM (8XRCm)
-----
"My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians,"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (xRn8c)

465 I was born a poor black child but I made good due to hard work, brains, and a lot of graft and corruption.... but mostly graft and corruption.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

466
Nurse, I just didn't want you or any other Oregonians to think I was laughing at you, that's all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (wQDH5)
\

Nurse is one of the damned, she isn't from Oregon.

I am and my attitude is "screw it, it is Portland"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020 02:04 PM (WyVLE)

467 Mr. Happy giving another great stem winder

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 02:04 PM (R3uW8)

468 This is truly a bizarre speech.

Posted by: Monty James at October 27, 2020 02:04 PM (Zqz9o)

469 458 Death Becomes Her?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (5FCda)

worth watching?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 02:02 PM (Gd3Hn)

========

It's okay.

Very loosely told. It kind of begins twice and takes forever, but there's definitely some funny stuff in there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 02:04 PM (NWM+b)

470 nood

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (an7Mv)

471 Mr. Biden, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: St. Sebastian at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (nakwk)

472 I just can't get over the feeling that Jack Posobiec is slimey and I just can't trust him, anybody else have that feeling
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:43 PM
*********
8chan back in the day had people calling Posobiec a pecker Checker in the Navy & I did it, never tweeted him on anything else & he blocked me for trolling him 1 time

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (u1lzU)

473 424 Gunsmoke in it's later years took on a more air of authenticity. For example, Festus Hagen, a rube from the Ozarks rode a broke to saddle mule. Note in the later productions the lack of shaving ( a real pain in the ass at the time) and the generally scruffy appearance.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (I58tH)

474 419
326 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)



8k hospitalizations

2300 deaths

Total. For the year so far.



LOL, GFY Insulin.

He's just trying to make us kneel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)

I hope Loren Culp cleans his dumb ass clock. All my Eastern WA friends are voting Culp. We can only hope King and Pierce Co. dems are more lazy than usual.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (k/TB6)

475 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:58 PM (sfhL4)

I'm impressed 50 Cent was checking out Biden's tax policy. So few people actually spend the time to read candidates' plans.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (uquGJ)

476 415
Good lord this speech by Biden is the opposite end of the spectrum. When he's on the prompter he's utterly wooden. There's obviously no crowd there -- or it's the most church-like crowd that ever attended an event by a US presidential candidate. No sounds of them, he's not paused once for applause/enthusiasm, no shots of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia +

Are any "Chumps" across the street with a bullhorn? That would be nice.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (kfcYC)

477 Two weeks till they fit him with a wheelchair and a bell.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (buTO7)

478 the only way to get the virus under control sans a vaccine

is to get young people to act responsibly

worked for education, drugs, smoking and drinking

right ?

RIGHT ????

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (R3uW8)

479 You are not alone. I made it 2/3 of the way through before my stomach rebelled completely. The Democrat party's treatment of Joe Biden amounts to elder abuse.

Don't take that as sympathy for Biden--he's not worthy of any sympathy. That's condemnation of the cruelty on display here.
Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 02:01 PM (XxJt1)


"Uh, Joe, walk with me, OK? We need to talk."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (gFsc7)

480 292 baby Joey the sea otter is getting to meet Mak, a four year old sea otter.

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 01:45 PM (W2Pud)


I think this is nurse rached's way of saying her BS quotient is all filled up for today.

And it isn't even lunchtime in Seattle yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 02:07 PM (sy5kK)

481 The prostitution was implied but never overtly stated, in the show they only danced with the guys and kept them company.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sure thing pardner.

Posted by: Festus...I wasn't limping because of a bad leg at October 27, 2020 02:08 PM (TrqdA)

482 Nurse, I just didn't want you or any other Oregonians to think I was laughing at you, that's all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (wQDH5)\

Nurse is one of the damned, she isn't from Oregon.

I am and my attitude is "screw it, it is Portland"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020


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Ah. I thought I remembered she was at Portland's Ground Zero this summer, only a few blocks from CHAZ or CHOP or whatever they called it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (wQDH5)

483 476 419
326 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)



8k hospitalizations

2300 deaths

Total. For the year so far.



LOL, GFY Insulin.

He's just trying to make us kneel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)

I hope Loren Culp cleans his dumb ass clock. All my Eastern WA friends are voting Culp. We can only hope King and Pierce Co. dems are more lazy than usual.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 27, 2020 02:05 PM (k/TB6)

From your lips to God's ears.

If Insulin is retained, WA may be done for good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (ifmtJ)

484 431 We're along way from crowds of 50k and styrofoam columns arent we?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM

Its very sad, and pathetic, isn't it? Its like watching Journey playing to twelve people at a casino on a Tuesday afternoon, and six of those people are playing slots.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

In both cases, despite repeatedly being asked not to, they stopped believing.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (kfcYC)

485 485 Nurse, I just didn't want you or any other Oregonians to think I was laughing at you, that's all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (wQDH5)\

Nurse is one of the damned, she isn't from Oregon.

I am and my attitude is "screw it, it is Portland"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2020

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Ah. I thought I remembered she was at Portland's Ground Zero this summer, only a few blocks from CHAZ or CHOP or whatever they called it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (wQDH5)

Seattle, not Portland, Wolfus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (ifmtJ)

486 "My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians,"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 27, 2020 02:03 PM (xRn8c)


Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character in the Hot Shots movies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 02:09 PM (Xx3rl)

487 FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes.


Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)




I wonder how many people do that already. I've seen people walking out of their homes wearing them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (Xx3rl)

488 Joe makes perfect sense when translated to the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

489 Joe picked the wrong day to give up the glue.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (buTO7)

490 "FFS, Inslee wants us to wear masks inside our own homes."

Huh? What? Where? How?

Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (22mNy)

491 Joe makes perfect sense when translated to the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (v0R5T)
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Dave Weigel? Is that you?

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 02:11 PM (Eicbe)

492 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

Posted by: An Observation at October 27, 2020 02:12 PM (+2ZEU)

493 Theory:

He was never actually behind in Florida.


Well, we tried!

Posted by: Polling Companies at October 27, 2020 02:13 PM (1vynn)

494 412 POLL ALERT

Following two massive MAGA rallies in Florida,
@realDonaldTrump
has now taken a commanding lead in the Sunshine State 48-44
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg

=========

Theory: He was never actually behind in Florida.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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*buffs nails*
Posted by: Dave in Fla

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Good news indeed but let's not pull a Winston Wolfe just yet fellas.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 27, 2020 02:13 PM (F1Q+D)

495 I don't know...that may be too clever.

Maybe it's the difference between challenges in federal courts (like WI) and state courts (like PA).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it




Perhaps. I can imagine Roberts being too clever by half and trying that as a rationale for the different treatment.

But the basic concept ruled upon in both cases is the same:

State Legislatures are the ONLY power when it comes to making state election rules. In both cases a Court changed the law.

The Wisconsin opinions I'm reading could easily have been applied to the PA case.

We shall see. At least Roberts is no longer a swing vote.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 02:14 PM (BM2fS)

496 Two weeks till they fit him with a wheelchair and a bell.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 02:06 PM (buTO7)

And a little drool cup around his neck...

Posted by: Timon at October 27, 2020 02:15 PM (q4X5T)

497 "Roosevelt fell, a victim of war as sure as any serviceman who died."
_______________

FDR didn't die from the war. He was a chain smoker who had high blood pressure, CAD, angina, and CHF, in addition to a paralytic disease. The stress of being president probably didn't help his overall health, but his health sucked to begin with. He had either polio or GBS (modern docs say his symptoms indicate he most likely had GBS and not polio, but his docs didn't consider it as a possibility -- not that it would have mattered that much if they did, since it wouldn't have been curable then either). FDR died from a stroke, not from the war.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2020 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

498 baby Joey the sea otter is getting to meet Mak, a four year old sea otter.

https://www.vanaqua.org/babyotter

Posted by: nurse ratched




Thanks for posting these. Brightens my day.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 02:18 PM (BM2fS)

499 Looks like the weekend stroke rumors may have been true.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at October 27, 2020 02:18 PM (6Urmc)

500 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

Posted by: An Observation




They think they can cheat enough to win, then Joe steps down because he's dead and the most radical candidate from the primaries, Harris, becomes President, and the wheels come off of America.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 02:20 PM (BM2fS)

501 You know how most (except the Golden Scalp Weasel) age very quickly during their term in office? So if Biden would be elected, what's he going to look like? The Cryptkeeper?

Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2020 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

502
The majority ruling should have been just this:



"The United States Constitution was drafted, signed and submitted to
the states for ratification DURING A FUCKING SMALLPOX EPIDEMIC!!!!



Application to vacate stay DENIED."



The Magick anima needed to power the Mighty Masks of Medicine was in short supply back then.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 02:21 PM (3P/5p)

503 495 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.
___________

Here is their strategy, in a nutshell: he's not Trump.

They figure that they, and their accomplices in the media, big business, Hollywood, etc., have ginned up enough Trump hatred in the last four years that anybody, even a senile old crook and pervert like Joe Biden, can win this election.

Next week we'll find out if they were right.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2020 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

504 240 "I'm not willing to write off NY."

Me neither. Consider that upstate has always reviled and resented the dominance of the NYC area. But NYC is cleaned out thanks to Cuomo and DeBlasio. If the NYC diaspora bother to vote absentee/by mail, it might go as it usually does. But if they are checked out totally...

Don't know if upstate can reverse the outcome in NY, but it may get, um, interesting.

In my most optimistic dreams, I see the faces of the MSM when they call NY for Trump next Tuesday.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 27, 2020 01:41 PM (fTtFy)

As much as I'd like it to happen...it won't.

Too many people are invested in the mask bullshit, as well as the Cuomo mystique (insert eyeroll).

I know a number of small business people who have been hurt pretty badly by this crap, and they're still committed D's.

Forget it Jake, it's New York town...

Posted by: browndog at October 27, 2020 02:23 PM (BgMrQ)

505 Dang. Scranton Joey had a stroke. He's only good for 2 more appearances.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 02:23 PM (buTO7)

506 There is a generational difference with the Pennsylvania vid. Calling someone "chump" didn't used to be fighting words and it's hard to believe Joey was publicly intending to do that. It's like the US/UK difference for "wanker" (you don't want to accidentally call someone that in the latter jurisdiction).

Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at October 27, 2020 02:27 PM (mX3Ey)

507 > Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

A) Biden is the loose end that unravels a ton of corruption that implicates lots of people. Ukraine was a shot across the bow -- investigate him, and we will make you look like a tinpot dictator and remove you.

B) Trump hate and rampant all-in fraud, because this time if they lose, they will be destroyed -- not only legally, by dismantling the DC crime families, but also in a more direct sense, as they mount direct insurrection against a president who will, God willing, have a clear mandate. Fortunately for us, they are trapped by their own lies, and also fortunately for us, higher turnout makes it hard to get away with organized fraud.

Posted by: Go 'way, toobin at October 27, 2020 02:27 PM (9p+wn)

508 Who was Hunter talking to in that audio?

Posted by: Brett at October 27, 2020 02:30 PM (kTSMo)

509 Portland's decline is frustrating for me, because I still have a lot of family in the area and I used to love visiting the city.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2020 02:32 PM (sTnpX)

510 "He whois he is who is..."

Exodus 3:14, if Moses got drunk before coming down from Mount Sinai. "What do I say if they ask who sent me?" "He whoois he is whois he is... akitchntable. Now do what I say!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 27, 2020 02:34 PM (AjIS2)

511 Judicial Watch
NEW: Fauci Emails Show WHO Entity Pushing for a Press Release Supporting China's Response to COVID19

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 02:34 PM (u1lzU)

512 love the "wtf cam"...omg...rotflmfao...

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2020 02:35 PM (0OxUd)

513 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

It wasn't planned. Obama left the party gutted of mid-level leadership: the rising talent that would have been in position to run for president or key governorships today. This was fine with many Dems because they expected Hillary! to walk easily into the Oval Office. However, once Trump won the Dems were left with the Old Guard safely ensconced in deep blue seats, and a young cadre of activists who were hungry for power and angry at the failures of the party leadership. The result is that during the primaries, no one candidate had the experience or capability to rise above the pack. Everything coalesced to Biden versus Bernie, and the Dems went with the choice least likely to result in a complete disaster downticket.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 27, 2020 02:37 PM (sTnpX)

514 Bongino is up on Rumble.

rumble.com/bongino

Posted by: An Observation at October 27, 2020 02:38 PM (RoGik)

515 cant...stop...laughing...

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2020 02:40 PM (0OxUd)

516 omg...i havent laughed this hard since the michael myers colonel sanders scene in so i married an axe murderer

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2020 02:41 PM (0OxUd)

517 Blagnog lickfart!

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

518 @513

Trump would have curb stomped Bernie.

I'll tell you right now, if they had gone with a combo of Gabbard/Yang or Yang/Gabbard the Donks would have probably taken it.


But fortunately they picked "The Guy" who can barely tie his shoe or mutter a complete sentence.


It think the only way Biden wins is through massive fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2020 02:52 PM (HPc8U)

519 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

I still think they didn't believe they could win, so they ran someone they didn't care if he lost. The VP candidate is basically unharmed by failing. And hey, if he somehow wins, he's easy to remove for a variety of reasons and Kamala - their real choice - is now president! With VP Hillary or Pelosi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

520 513 Will someone please explain the Democrat's strategy of running Grandpa Simpson for President to me.

xi told the democrats ill launch this bioweapon to get trump out and one of you in...democrats said whats the catch...xi said 100000 or more older and sicker americans will die...democrats said thats it...xi said well there is one more thing...when i invade taiwan america stands down...democrats said ok deal...we got the perfect guy...

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2020 02:52 PM (0OxUd)

521 Pignorant.

Posted by: Eve at October 27, 2020 03:04 PM (L5yo0)

522 @521 . . . Eve, you might want to view the Most Very Fine T-shirt 'Pignorant' design I have on offer at my site . . .

https://cairebearcafe.threadless.com/designs/pignorant/mens/t-shirt/regular?color=white

On a completely different topic, EVERY mechanic at the shop that fixes my Luxe Wheelz must be a Biden supporter 'cos each has a can of 'GoJo' on their Snap-On tool chest.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2020 03:15 PM (mu5GU)

523 Higher property taxes is a given in a blue state. I once tried to buy a place in Portland, back before prices were expensive. It fell through and I didn't know what a blessing that was.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 03:34 PM (YynYJ)

524 Fox News has offically jumped the Shep.

Posted by: guinspen at October 27, 2020 11:46 PM (E/NkT)

525 *officially,* even.

Posted by: guinspen at October 27, 2020 11:48 PM (E/NkT)

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