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Guess Whose New Show Has Plummeted in Ratings to Become Cable's Least-Watched Primetime Show??

No, not Fake Tapper, though he's always a contender.

Shep "They're eating babies in the Superdome because global warming" Smith.

He's now routinely falling behind Fox Business repeats.

Shepard Smith, once a star anchor at Fox News, made headlines last year when he abruptly left the network. Now, his highly anticipated -- and heavily promoted -- new show at CNBC is falling behind repeats of Fox Business show Lou Dobbs Tonight.

...

Bringing in an average of 343,000 total viewers in its first week according to Nielsen, the show dropped to 268,000 in its second week, 254,000 in its third, and is set to continue to decline for week four (ratings for last Friday will be in later today).

...

Between September 30 and October 22, The News with Shepard Smith was at the bottom of 7 p.m. cable news ratings -- behind MSNBC's Joy Reid, CNN's Erin Burnett and Fox News’ Martha MacCallum -- with an average of 272,000 viewers.

Sheppie used to get ratings of one million or more at Fox. Or, I should say, Fox News garnered ratings of one million even while temporarily featuring Shep Smith.

But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce.

lol

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:08 PM (NWM+b)

2 It's always entertaining to see a Trump foe flail and fail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:08 PM (NWM+b)

3 Please never use "Shep Smith" and "secret sauce" in the same sentence, kthx.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at October 27, 2020 12:08 PM (Gyhs0)

4 Just needs a better make-up artist.

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (9gDA7)

6 And I've alerted the others...


Soon, there will be more people here than watching Shep. Cool.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (v2c9/)

7 LOLGF.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (9gDA7)

8 Shep who?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (jgd9r)

9 He's making MeAgain Kelly look popular.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (TB7HE)

10 3

PREACH!!

Posted by: Buckaroo at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (6egPo)

11 Just doing what he does naturally.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (qZdIZ)

12 Not enough eyeliner.

Fire his make-up pyrsyn, STAT

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (DJFLF)

13 But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce.

eww

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (3P/5p)

14 That's not secret sauce!

Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (HwiWi)

15 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (hbO/u)

16 Secret sauce.. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (5Iviw)

17 Meh. The particular mouth hole that spouts a communist agenda isn't very relevant. Let is just be a lesson in leaving your momentum behind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (hYcqw)

18 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (yQpMk)

19 Well at least when the producers tell Shemp he is taking it up the squeak hole Shemp will have a fleeting moment of hope.

Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (Ojki1)

20 So Shep is the Bottom

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (wvLEw)

21 4
Just needs a better make-up artist.

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

didn't see your post, hive mind at work

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (DJFLF)

22 9

She bailed from broadcast and jus does podcast now, rite?

Posted by: Buckaroo at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (6egPo)

23 I saw ads for the Shep Hour. I appreciated the warning.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (4a9Vv)

24 More people are watching my tapes than your show, Shep. Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?

Posted by: Hunter B at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (CTJwJ)

25 7 LOLGF.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM (9gDA7)

Beat me to it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)

26 I would say fuck him but I do not want him getting excited

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (UvYm2)

27 Now, his highly anticipated -- and heavily promoted -- new show

Apparently not.

Posted by: spindrift at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (OENDq)

28 So the bottom's fallen out of his ratings?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (3P/5p)

29 Bringing in an average of 343,000 total viewers in its first week according to Nielsen, the show dropped to 268,000 in its second week, 254,000 in its third

There are 320 Million people in The United States and I would fling a wild guess that 100 Million have cable.


Shep.... *SNIFF*.....you stink.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (9gDA7)

30 Me-again thought she was the bomb too. And Shep is far less than her. he will get cancelled for the new year, then retire to the bath house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (o2MD2)

31 OANN has apparently decided that their best play is just to be Trump TV.

I like it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (yQpMk)

32 Well at least when the producers tell Shemp he is taking it up the squeak hole Shemp will have a fleeting moment of hope.
Posted by: Bete at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM (Ojki1)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (1StlB)

33 >> Secret sauce.. LOL


You know what?

Hold the meat and slip some extra pickle between those buns for me!

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (Bph8G)

34 Smirky has a show?

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (4yhdb)

35 Is it called "Yet Another Homosexual Leftist Lies About The News Hour"?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (8MnGe)

36 That show is highly anticipated the way I highly anticipate testicular cancer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (TB7HE)

37
Beat me to it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (9gDA7)

38 Shep's cosmetician is probably fluttering his hands in despair tthese days. Shep is looking decidedly worn.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (bCLt0)

39 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (4a9Vv)

40 LOL is right, and a full-throated Nelson Muntz, at that !

G'mornin' Ace, hope you're feeling better !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (6psdy)

41 Good job, Flounder.

LOLGF

Posted by: The Zero Fucks Society at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (6MoD2)

42 There will come a time where Fox won't automatically pull viewers... right now they do partly on rep and partly because most cable providers don't run OANN.

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (+2xjH)

43 Guess Whose New Show Has Plummeted in Ratings to Become Cable's Least-Watched Primetime Show??

-
So many deserving choices . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

44 The Trump curse.

glorious, isn't it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (W2Pud)

45 38
Shep's cosmetician is probably fluttering his hands in despair tthese days. Shep is looking decidedly worn.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:11 PM (bCLt0)

Father Time is undefeated yo

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

46 It's a blessing we didn't have histrionic Shep throughout the COVID and BLM protest months. I couldn't take his level of hysteria (think: eating babies in the Superdome!!!) for 9 months straight.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (jgd9r)

47 That show is highly anticipated the way I highly anticipate testicular cancer.


Right up there with rabies and anthrax...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (ZSK0i)

48 To be cable's least watched show is an accomplishment.
There's a ton of crap on cable.


Maybe Shep can start an Instagram or TikTok account to draw in the youth...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (v2c9/)

49 FoxNews: Biden campaigning in Georgia shows that Trump is going to get blown out on Election Day. Georgia will go Blue, and Biden will win in a landslide.

This, is CNN, err, FoxNews

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

50 I accidentally watched most of an episode because it came on after something and I didn't change the channel as I was engrossed in something else. It was boring. Usually, if that happens with a Tapper or someone, they say something so painfully stupid it breaks my concentration and I change the channel. Shep might as well have been reading assembly instructions for Ikea furniture.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (Wm5SB)

51 It's weird that even a quarter million viewers will watch that guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (H5knJ)

52 How many are listening to Gaylord?

How many times has he said "let me be clear"?

Are you drunk yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (wvLEw)

53 I watched the CNBC version of Shep, and he is more arrogant than ever.

To be fair, I was watching the previous show and forgot to change the channel after it ended.

Nope, not making that mistake again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (sy5kK)

54 Looking at the numbers, it's very likely there are local cable access channels that have more viewers than Shep.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (WEBkv)

55 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (4a9Vv

uh...uh...uh...uhhh?

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

56 >>Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.



Are they letting him be clear?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (jgd9r)

57 I bet the reruns of Shark Tank on CNBC get better ratings than Shep's show.

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (LjimO)

58 The secret sauce was a balloon carrying decaying apples.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (E+OcO)

59 Cream of SumYoungGuy is Shep's secret sauce, fermented in his anal canal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (9gDA7)

60 Mmm...secret sauce.

Posted by: Shemp! at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (EgshT)

61 what if he did the show in drag

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (iTXRQ)

62 The News with Shepard Smith was at the bottom





I'm sure Shemp is happy being the bottom.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (4rG3B)

63 I accidentally turned on his show last night, for like 10 seconds. Does that count as a viewer?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

64 39 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (4a9Vv)
==============================

Is he in "Malcolm X getting fucked by Steven from Candyland" speech mode yet?

Posted by: The Zero Fucks Society at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (6MoD2)

65 In fairness, there are a lot of good choices for the least watched show on cable. I am looking at you, Brett Baier and Mike Wallace.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

66 The secret sauce was a balloon carrying decaying apples.


Urrpppffff...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (ZSK0i)

67 Can't wait for Chris Wallace to follow the same path.
You think they'd learn

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (AwPyG)

68 Oh no, I suck again!

And not in the way I want!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (Ojki1)

69 Ok, Shep..here's the script for your new job:"This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System...had this been an actual alert......."

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (UFgOG)

70 It seems those that leave Fox for other networks crash and burn spectacularly.

Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (RU4sa)

71 How many times has he said "let me be clear"?

Are you drunk yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (wvLEw)
---------------

Are you a sadist? A drinking game based on taking a drink every time Gaylord says, "Let me be clear" would have everyone comatose within a couple of sentences!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (WEBkv)

72 So much of what people watch is just whatever is up there.

Shep was never a draw for Fox, it's just people liked Fox News and he was on, so whatever. I'm sure FoxNews lost people during that time slot that normally liked their programming over Shep.

Do you know how much money FoxNews would make if it just gave their audience what they wanted instead of trying to placate their peers? But I guess the Rupert heirs want their status at the next dinner party instead.

Posted by: Blago at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (gkdnV)

73 why us he even on fox

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (nUhF0)

74 Well, there's always truck stop glory holes if you need work, Shep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)

75
Show entries put in for the Dallas cluster in early December.

Pre-COVID, making show entries was easy. All you had to do was be sure you made them before they closed at noon on Wednesday two weeks before the show weekend. Now shows have limited entries, so to avoid getting shut out we have to know when entries open, which can be 8:00 AM, 11:00 AM, 5:00 PM, 8:00 PM or whenever.

There's another consideration for us. The earlier the entry is made, the lower the armband number. Judges almost always have the dogs in the ring lined up in catalogue order, lowest armband number first. By getting our entry in the second entries open, Delilah gets a number that puts her ahead of her #BigKennel rival. Lila moves beautifully while the rival slobs around the ring like the rest of her line. The contrast, Her Majesty says, is striking.

It takes a Machiavellian mind like Her Majesty's to think of stuff like that. No wonder I call her The Field Marshal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (mht8P)

76 Saw some craziness about Texas turning blue again... sure... someday that may happen, but it ain't now. Just lefty wet dreams, and/or special sauce.

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (+2xjH)

77 Shep is fine! He just needs more corporate lube.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (Oh1Ok)

78 America is homophobic and deplorable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (VOSAg)

79 what if he did the show in drag

Johnny, show him why this would be a bad idea...

Over in the corner Lloyd Bridges is snorting a line.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (wvLEw)

80 >Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.


buh uh uh um so let me

let me be
buh but uh

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ)

81 To be fair, hideous pancake makeup sales are up 600% with Shep back on the air.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (B+qrE)

82 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.

Shouldn't he be researching non-extradition countries?

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (CTJwJ)

83 Yeah, Obama will turn a lot of Trump and undecideds right around. This is a desperation move to at least salvage a shot at at popular vote victory. They are just dancing around the ring now, gloves up, waiting for the bell.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

84 I always thought he was an android.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (vuisn)

85 I join with those disliking the pairing of Shepp with "secret sauce".

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (Eicbe)

86 You know what would help ratings? A better lead in show.

Pushing for Jeffery Toobin's puppet show right now!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (Ojki1)

87 You just know they hate the fact they can't control the ratings like they can control the flu "cases".

Posted by: artemis at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (AwPyG)

88 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ)

89 So, Shemp's ratings are in the dumper?

Posted by: I am Joe's Pituitary Gland at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (jbF6h)

90 Sheps Secret Sauce is mm mm good

Posted by: Don L at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (JFO2v)

91 Blue lipped mother fucker is on Fox.

He's as exciting as Shep Smith. Not quite as masculine, though.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (gAMkn)

92 >>Are you a sadist? A drinking game based on taking a drink every time Gaylord says, "Let me be clear" would have everyone comatose within a couple of sentences!


Also "some folks say".


Gah, I do not miss that guy at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (jgd9r)

93 64 39 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.


I bet he's got tens of.... people there too

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (5Iviw)

94
Most of Shep!'s viewers were watching a previous show and fell asleep during it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (mht8P)

95 Obama, the best puppet Jennifer Pritzker's money could buy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (VOSAg)

96 49 FoxNews: Biden campaigning in Georgia shows that Trump is going to get blown out on Election Day. Georgia will go Blue, and Biden will win in a landslide.

This, is CNN, err, FoxNews
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)
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It's kinda sad, really, to watch a formerly kinda ok institution like Fox News tank it like they have for the ChinaCrats.

I wonder where Tucker will end up? Hope Gutfeld goes there, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (sy5kK)

97 Another stooge propped up by Chinese BGY program. It's almost as if a pattern is emerging.
What kind of blackmail do our Overlords have on Shep? Kidding, it's obviously underage boys.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (6Urmc)

98 Our feast of Joy, to be served next week, shall be abundantly seasoned by the sweet, salty tears of liberals as they sob into their pillows.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (TrqdA)

99 There's not enough high speed chases during primetime. That's the tangy mayo part of Shep's recipe.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (3sOO0)

100 To be fair, hideous pancake makeup sales are up 600% with Shep back on the air.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (B+qrE)


Face Spackle.

Plaster of Paris?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (9gDA7)

101 It's a tough reality when Sheppie finds out even the prettiest little hothouse flowers (or 'flours') wilt in the heat.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (mu5GU)

102 Obama is now talking about Biden by talking about himself?

How much money from Biden and how many threats from Michelle did it take to get SCOAMF off his lazy butt and out speechifying?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (WEBkv)

103 88 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ)
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Yo!

Posted by: Mittens at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (BDZWU)

104 why us he even on fox

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (nUhF0)


Why do you think?
---Quisling Ryan and the Murdoch spawn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (4rG3B)

105
A Surprise Otter segment would help his ratings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (mht8P)

106 Just a quick comment in regards to the MR and Coons. We are working really hard to kick Chris Coons out of office (along with Gov. Clowney). Lauren Witzke has been working her ass off in this state. I don't have a lot of hope, since we're basically overrun by Philly South (NC County) but it won't be from lack of trying if we lose.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (ssqLp)

107 103 88 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ)
===

Yo!
Posted by: Mittens at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (BDZWU)

Yo! is socking Mittens?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (ifmtJ)

108 "But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce."

I'm sure he has enough sauce for everybody.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (qpX6U)

109 103 88 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ)
===

Yo!
Posted by: Mittens at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (BDZWU)

Yo-Yo. McCain.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (bCLt0)

110
It's kinda sad, really, to watch a formerly kinda ok institution like Fox News tank it like they have for the ChinaCrats.

Fox daytime always sucked except perhaps the 5 because of Gutfeld and Watters "spanking" of Juan everyday...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (5Iviw)

111 92 >>Are you a sadist? A drinking game based on taking a drink every time Gaylord says, "Let me be clear" would have everyone comatose within a couple of sentences!


Also "some folks say".


Gah, I do not miss that guy at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (jgd9r)

BHussein loves men especially straw men!

Posted by: Don L at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (JFO2v)

112 -
--

Not enough eyeliner.

Fire his make-up pyrsyn, STAT


Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:09 PM

-----------------

Heh. The guy always looks like he's on stage in vaudeville or something.

Posted by: irright at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (SchQD)

113 93 64 39 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.


I bet he's got tens of.... people there too
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (5Iviw)



"Pull the cameras back and show us the crowd!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (sy5kK)

114 100

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (XTyi0)

115 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (VOSAg)

116 Obama, the best puppet Jennifer Pritzker's money could buy.

She should demand a refund then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (wvLEw)

117 It's the lisping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (YqDXo)

118 "Shep takes it in the ass" isn't exactly news.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)

119 A question from last thread:
"How did the founders envision overthrowing multi-national corporations worth billions of dollars and divided national loyalties, all working in concert to successfully suppress negative information on one political party to prevent an informed citizenry from throwing corrupt bums out?
Posted by: Grimmy at October 27, 2020 12:07 PM (3MG/9)"

I don't think that our Founders ever anticipated a situation where their descendants would say "Oh noes! We have a legislature that can pass laws and we have prosecutors and courts and policemen and Even Armies, but we can't figure out what to do about this private company that operates inside our borders!"

They also would never have conceived that we would have allowed 5 or 6 billionaires to take over all of our media and communications systems. You know that if any of THAT generation was around now, they would have marched into their businesses and shot every one of them long ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

120 I must issue an important clarification from a comment in the last thread:

447 Trump, "Dracula gets out of his coffin more than Joe gets out of his basement."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:00 PM

FBI- all the virgins I suck are 18 or older!

Posted by: Dracula at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (3MG/9)

121 Alternate headline: Man Takes it up the Chute, In Both Private Life and the Ratings

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (9gDA7)

122 CNBC has a primetime lineup? Thought it was just Shark Tank reruns and infomercials after 7pm Eastern.

Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (dYe5S)

123 76 Saw some craziness about Texas turning blue again... sure... someday that may happen, but it ain't now. Just lefty wet dreams, and/or special sauce.
Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (+2xjH)

Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (Wm5SB)

124 Yo!
Posted by: Mittens at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (BDZWU)

Yo! is socking Mittens?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (ifmtJ)
===

No, me

Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (BDZWU)

125 Obama Drinking Game:

"Let's be clear"
"folks"
"not who we are"


Posted by: I am Joe's Pituitary Gland at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (jbF6h)

126 Ghey Fail. Now do Don LeMoan.

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (v0R5T)

127 20 comments in the time it took me to type "100".

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (XTyi0)

128 Surprise Otter with a chainsaw?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (wvLEw)

129 Well that's fitting. I think Shep is a bottom.

Posted by: portlandon at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (+oR7L)

130 115 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (VOSAg)

__

Zero point zero.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (22mNy)

131

"Pull the cameras back and show us the crowd!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (sy5kK)


It's SO ODD this NEVER HAPPENS at the Biden/Harris rallies.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (9gDA7)

132 I sensed there was a nood.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (5p7BC)

133 84 I always thought he was an android.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 27, 2020 12:16 PM (vuisn)

His plastic surgeon may have landed him firmly in uncanny valley territory, but he's simply not logical enough to be a machine.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (PWmHT)

134 105
A Surprise Otter segment would help his ratings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (mht8P)


Hunter Biden is still available.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (sy5kK)

135 Obama left Martha's Vineyard to campaign for joe? Somebody must've laid on a HUGE guilt trip.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (7qr5o)

136 He just calls his secret sauce Thousand Island dressing. Wait what are we talking about now?

Posted by: Mishdog at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (miJF6)

137 From the no-shit department...this was in the sidebar on Twitter - Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Elena Kagan had differing opinions over Supreme Court's decision on Wisconsin mail-in ballots

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (8MnGe)

138 135 Obama left Martha's Vineyard to campaign for joe? Somebody must've laid on a HUGE guilt trip.

I'm sure he was "Compensated" for his troubles

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (5Iviw)

139 Shep Smith...secret sauce ? c'mon man!!!

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (cicFU)

140 Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.

Trump won Texas by nine points in '16. There is no way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (B+qrE)

141 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (VOSAg)



Hard to say, but probably not going to happen. Biggest problem here is New Castle County. The second biggest is the influx of NJ and NY retirees to Sussex and Kent counties.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (ssqLp)

142 From the no-shit department...this was in the sidebar on Twitter - Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Elena Kagan had differing opinions over Supreme Court's decision on Wisconsin mail-in ballots
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (8MnGe)
++++++++++
Shocking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)

143 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (ssqLp)
Lauren looks impressive.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (DJFLF)

144 Hoisted by his own petard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (Ue4zo)

145 125 Obama Drinking Game:

"Let's be clear"
"folks"
"not who we are"


Posted by: I am Joe's Pituitary Gland at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (jbF6h)

not enough vodka in the world if you got uh uh on your card.

Posted by: Don L at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (JFO2v)

146 After seeing snippets of Trevor Noah's "comedy" during a recent hotel stay, perhaps Shep can petition Comedy Central to allow him to host the Daily Show.

Certainly couldn't be any worse.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (ch6++)

147 89 So, Shemp's ratings are in the dumper?

Ask how I rate Barry's dumper!

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (U7Vem)

148 99 There's not enough high speed chases during primetime. That's the tangy mayo part of Shep's recipe.
Posted by: Flyguy at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (3sOO0)


Tangy Mayo would be a good name for a gay bar.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (sy5kK)

149 22 9

She bailed from broadcast and jus does podcast now, rite?
Posted by: Buckaroo at October 27, 2020 12:10 PM

I'm considering OnlyFans at this point. I've still got it!

Posted by: Megan Kelly at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (3MG/9)

150 I have Trump at 279.

PA is confidently shifting. The fracking mess + riots is a death blow for Biden.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (gAMkn)

151 Let me be clear: I am going to keep fucking this football until it loves me back, until we are common-law married, in fact. Anthony Kennedy says its okay.

Posted by: Barky No Malarkey at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (H5knJ)

152 It's kinda sad, really, to watch a formerly kinda ok institution like Fox News tank it like they have for the ChinaCrats.



I wonder where Tucker will end up? Hope Gutfeld goes there, too.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (sy5kK)


I heard Bill O'Reilly talk a couple of years ago about Fox changing. (from what I remember) He said when it first started Ailes said that people get only one view on every other station and Fox would show different points of view and news that the others won't cover. Without naming names he said that changed a few years ago with orders from on high to be more like the others networks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (4rG3B)

153 Math hurts. $ - ($ * $ )

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (pB6Gt)

154 RSBN is having trouble getting their feed up right now. The airlines sent their equipment to the wrong city and they had to rent equipment.

They are getting set up now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (5p7BC)

155 Three Stooges shorts with Shemp are outdrawing Shep.

Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

156 Trump won Texas by nine points in '16. There is no way.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (B+qrE)

He got more vote in the Primary than all the Dems combined. he ran unopposed

Posted by: Don L at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (JFO2v)

157 Kavanagh is reliably pro-beer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (Ue4zo)

158 America is homophobic and deplorable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:15 PM (VOSAg)

My standard reply for years...YEARS, when some smart ass asked if I was homophobic, was that I'm so homophobic that I don't even like looking at my own dick. It usually stopped the conversation right there. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (9Om/r)

159 What's this noise about Lindsey being in trouble in SC? Is this the race that sucks all the big money away from other races like Beto/Cruz? Not close to SC, but Captain Failure theater hasn't had a close race in a while, it's tough for me to conceive this would be the year for a surprise like that?

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (+2xjH)

160 How much money from Biden and how many threats from Michelle did it take to get SCOAMF off his lazy butt and out speechifying?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (WEBkv)
I find it interesting that Michelle isn't out campaigning. Did her video a few weeks back that essentially called Trump a racist turn out not to have been the best idea? Or does Jill not want her out there?

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (LjimO)

161 Fox has Obama looking quite Orange today.

Posted by: Little Ms. InOpulent at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (qF5v4)

162 Never understood the appeal of Shep. He always creeped me out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (ZbczJ)

163 https://bit.ly/3e3LXF7
********
O'Keefe Strikes Again! Texas "Republican" Consultant and 'Ballot Chaser' ILLEGALLY Pressures Voter to Change Vote to Democrat Candidate with GIFT! (VIDEO)

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (u1lzU)

164 Baltimore early voting going as expected:

Myelin Klobert, a Green Party voter from Northeast Baltimore, said his ballot had exclusively Democrats already selected for president, representative in Congress, mayor and a City Council member.

Klobert flagged an election judge and was given a clean ballot. The staff was apologetic, but Klobert said he voted for fewer Democrats as a result of the error.

'Of all of the stupid things you can do, this ranks about the stupidest,' Klobert said.

Well, aside from voting Green Party.

Posted by: J. frank Parnell at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (O6DoG)

165 Ancient Chinese secret sauce!

Posted by: Kalgon at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

166 off ghey sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (JFO2v)

167 The good news is Shemp is getting lots of ladyboy contacts at his new gig

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (AFSld)

168 39 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 27, 2020 12:12 PM (4a9Vv)


Shit Midas working his magic.

Biden should just concede right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (xCDE6)

169 140 Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.

Trump won Texas by nine points in '16. There is no way.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (B+qrE)

=========

"But Beto!"

Yeah, he's gonna win by about 10 this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)

170 From the no-shit department...this was in the sidebar on Twitter - Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Elena Kagan had differing opinions over Supreme Court's decision on Wisconsin mail-in ballots

"What does the law say?"

"Here's how a random sampling of wild animals feel about it. We should listen to voter-suppressed squirrels."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (B+qrE)

171 My guess is Trump, around 300. Based on voter enthusiasm, mostly.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)

172 Copied over from the previous thread:

Ev McMuffin presents the conservative case for Nancy Pelosi's agenda: https://tinyurl.com/yy2ebqku

Posted by: A Tabby Cat at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (dJs6r)

173 Kavanagh is reliably pro-beer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (Ue4zo)
******
Pro - BOOF too

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (u1lzU)

174
Tangy Mayo would be a good name for a gay bar.

NTTAWWT.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (sy5kK)


Chicken themed gay restaurant "Hooters" style called "Cocks"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (9gDA7)

175 159 What's this noise about Lindsey being in trouble in SC? Is this the race that sucks all the big money away from other races like Beto/Cruz? Not close to SC, but Captain Failure theater hasn't had a close race in a while, it's tough for me to conceive this would be the year for a surprise like that?
Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (+2xjH)

==========

There have been polls that showed a tied race. Those polls were weeks ago, by the way.

I believe them as much as I believe the Biden +15 nationally polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (NWM+b)

176 135 Obama left Martha's Vineyard to campaign for joe? Somebody must've laid on a HUGE guilt trip.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (7qr5o)
--------

Well it is getting cold up in the Vineyard so he probably figured he'd do a 20 minute speech and then spend a couple days golfing.

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

177 Or does Jill not want her out there?

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (LjimO)

-----------------

It would not surprise me, at all, to find out that Michelle and Jill hate each other.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (WEBkv)

178 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?

Low to none, there is a clear demarcation when you drive north on 141. You know you hit PA when all you see is Trump signs. I did not see but 3-4 in DE last weekend but then again not many Biden either. But my ride after I hit PA...ALL Trump. He takes PA outside margin of fraud.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (cicFU)

179 >>Obama left Martha's Vineyard to campaign for joe? Somebody must've laid on a HUGE guilt trip.

How is it that the smartest man ever to be president didn't know about the enormous amount of corruption going on in his own administration?

The Mocha Messiah has a lot riding on Joe wining.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)

180 Bringing in an average of 343,000 total viewers


All people who were flipping channels but then had to run to the toilet and left it on his show in the other room while taking a dump.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

181 Once your eyes have moved to the literal sides of your face next to your ears...you're no longer "made for TV."

Perhaps Sheppie should try radio.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (sI15f)

182 I decided constantly visiting AOS every waking moment is bad for my health and I resolved to stay away from this website for as long as I can to pursue more constructive and healthier habits.

I managed to make it 5 minutes!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (8YFRI)

183 This is several years old, but is trending this week after being shown on Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirippa's "Talking Sopranos" podcast.

Dude had one line as an extra on The Sopranos, made this awesomely awesome rap video about it, and parlayed it into some regular gigs on other shows.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/lg9b4t2

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (jbF6h)

184 Lauren looks impressive.


Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (DJFLF)


Agreed. And she has a great redemption story. And is fully 100% a Trump supporter and not afraid to speak her mind.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (ssqLp)

185 My guess is Trump, around 300. Based on voter enthusiasm, mostly.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)
*****
Higher, He had 306 Last election

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (u1lzU)

186 >>>>Ev McMuffin presents the conservative case for Nancy Pelosi's agenda: https://tinyurl.com/yy2ebqku



Has he paid off his debts yet?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (AFSld)

187 obligatory

https://tinyurl.com/yathqnec

Posted by: wth at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (v0R5T)

188 He should put Melissa Francis on as a co-host. She's available.

Sort of an Island of FOX Castoffs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (3P/5p)

189 I have Trump at 279.

PA is confidently shifting. The fracking mess + riots is a death blow for Biden.
Posted by: MJ
-----------
I'm not ready to predict yet, but I'm leaning toward Trump at 306.

Hmm, I just realized I have the same map as 2016. How brave of me *eye roll*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (5p7BC)

190
A question from last thread:

"How did the founders envision overthrowing multi-national
corporations worth billions of dollars and divided national loyalties,
all working in concert to successfully suppress negative information on
one political party to prevent an informed citizenry from throwing
corrupt bums out?

Posted by: Grimmy at October 27, 2020 12:07 PM (3MG/9)"



Guns


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (9Om/r)

191 160

I find it interesting that Michelle isn't out campaigning. Did her video a few weeks back that essentially called Trump a racist turn out not to have been the best idea? Or does Jill not want her out there?

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (LjimO)

Lazy- ass, with a dollop of Resting Bitch Face. Nah.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (bCLt0)

192 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Have we disappointed him again?

Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (6yYEv)

193 Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.
---------
Biden has been to Pa like 10 times more than any other state - well a lot more. So you know that Trump's appeal as not become more selective in Pa.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (30M11)

194 Fox has Obama looking quite Orange today.

--

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Posted by: Orange Man Bad at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (O+I8R)

195 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)"

What's your current view on the race in Georgia? Why is Fox pushing that Biden is winning there?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

196 162 Never understood the appeal of Shep. He always creeped me out.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (ZbczJ)

The numbers suggest Shep never actually had any appeal.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (o2MD2)

197 I dare say your gloating will prove premature and in error.

We have yet to unveil our new cross-media alliance in which Shep's show will feature the strong Bull Work brand and be broadcast live from our cruise endlessly steaming the seven seas.

Shep will man the Poop Deck while I of course will be piloting the whole endeavor from the Bridge.

We are hoping to include The Dispatch but so far negotiations with Steve Hayes have stalled over the matter of Jonah's demand for priority access to the food buffet.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (mSTT+)

198 My standard reply for years...YEARS, when some smart ass asked if I was homophobic, was that I'm so homophobic that I don't even like looking at my own dick. It usually stopped the conversation right there. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (9Om/r)


Mine was, "Of course I support homosexuality. Perverts and perversion is what made America great! What do you suppose all the Founding fathers were doing behind closed doors in Philadelphia? Writing the Constitution? Sure they were."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (xCDE6)

199 185 My guess is Trump, around 300. Based on voter enthusiasm, mostly.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)
*****
Higher, He had 306 Last election
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (u1lzU)


Around. Over 'n under, 'n stuff.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)

200 I've got Trump at 645 EV

Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (R3uW8)

201 McNothin is probably still stiffing his creditors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (wvLEw)

202 You know how we know Trump will win?

Not a single poll troll in weeks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (5p7BC)

203 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?

They went heavily for Reagan (second run) and HW (the first time), but then something happened and it hasn't been close since.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (1vynn)

204
I'm just a dummy who never leaves the house, but before the pudding-dipping starts, I think it really comes down to how many turn out to vote for Biden. Trump's support is solid and his vote count will go up. But if Joe's goes up more in key states it won't make a difference.

Don't want to be Eeyoreish, but I'm a worrier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (mht8P)

205 195 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)"

What's your current view on the race in Georgia? Why is Fox pushing that Biden is winning there?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)


Because Fox is the enemy now.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)

206 Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.

This. Plus, last cycle there were Beto signs everywhere. How many MJ Hegar signs has anyone seen in Texas? I'm in Harris County, and they just are not out there in any numbers. Even though Cornyn is old and not terribly inspiring or beloved by the rank and file.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (H5knJ)

207 182 I decided constantly visiting AOS every waking moment is bad for my health and I resolved to stay away from this website for as long as I can to pursue more constructive and healthier habits.

I managed to make it 5 minutes!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (8YFRI)

Heh, been there!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (Ez6QX)

208 >>>Low to none, there is a clear demarcation when you drive north on 141.


My son had a lacrosse tournament in Frederica DE this weekend. Route 1 had a ton of Trump signs on the side of the road.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (AFSld)

209 Please never use the words "Shep Smith" and "sauce" in the same sentence again.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (VpIIl)

210 I bet I'm not the only person who has switched to newsmax and Ian. Tucker is the only show on Fox I watch. Paul Ryan has the Obama Midas touch!

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (lonOK)

211 192 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Have we disappointed him again?
Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (6yYEv)


Will we at long last finally let him be clear?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (YqDXo)

212
"Fruity little lying retard" is a drug on the market in the news business. Can't really trade on those traits, it's like 95% of the industry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (XJipD)

213 202 You know how we know Trump will win?

Not a single poll troll in weeks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (5p7BC)

Oh, Excellent point!!

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (bCLt0)

214 Cap'n Bill Kristol
======
Politics is absolutely chock full of loathsome characters, but Kristol really takes the prize.

He is a bug-eating Renfield.

Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (A7VGy)

215 Who! Gosh darn who put the glitter in my sauce?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (pB6Gt)

216 Chicken themed gay restaurant "Hooters" style called "Cocks"
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM


It makes you think of all the bird themed names they passed on when they came up with that. "Boobies". "Great Tits".

Posted by: Flyguy at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (3sOO0)

217 My guess is Trump, around 300. Based on voter enthusiasm, mostly.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)

*****

Higher, He had 306 Last election

-----------
304 with some faithless electors.
I predict he retains the states he won and pulls in another.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (sX1BW)

218 What's your current view on the race in Georgia? Why is Fox pushing that Biden is winning there?
Posted by: Marcus T
------------
Because they are idiots?

Trump will win Georgia by 5 or 6.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)

219 I quit Fox because of Shep Smith.

He was a big indicator they were trying to play me.

Posted by: nip at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (yoqcZ)

220 142 From the no-shit department...this was in the sidebar on Twitter - Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Elena Kagan had differing opinions over Supreme Court's decision on Wisconsin mail-in ballots
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (8MnGe)
++++++++++
Shocking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)


With ACB a strict constructionist, she should side with Kavanaugh and the rest of the good guys.

Kagan, Roberts, Breyer and the Wide Latina can go suck it.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (4pK1/)

221

Need a bigger butt plug...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (CM4Fb)

222 Reminds me of Megan Kelly.

Posted by: Someguy at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

223 214 Cap'n Bill Kristol
======
Politics is absolutely chock full of loathsome characters, but Kristol really takes the prize.

He is a bug-eating Renfield.
Posted by: simplemind at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (A7VGy)

Nah, Renfield was loyal

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (ifmtJ)

224 My prediction is that Trump does 1-2% better across the board than last time and flips:

Minnesota
New Hampshire
Nevada

Wishcasting but Pudding Worthy:

Colorado
Virginia

Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (8YFRI)

225 ho lee fuk

163 https://bit.ly/3e3LXF7
********
O'Keefe Strikes Again! Texas "Republican" Consultant and 'Ballot Chaser' ILLEGALLY Pressures Voter to Change Vote to Democrat Candidate with GIFT! (VIDEO)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (u1lzU)

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (JFO2v)

226 119 A question from last thread:
"How did the founders envision overthrowing multi-national corporations worth billions of dollars and divided national loyalties, all working in concert to successfully suppress negative information on one political party to prevent an informed citizenry from throwing corrupt bums out?
Posted by: Grimmy at October 27, 2020 12:07 PM (3MG/9)"

I don't think that our Founders ever anticipated a situation where their descendants would say "Oh noes! We have a legislature that can pass laws and we have prosecutors and courts and policemen and Even Armies, but we can't figure out what to do about this private company that operates inside our borders!"

They also would never have conceived that we would have allowed 5 or 6 billionaires to take over all of our media and communications systems. You know that if any of THAT generation was around now, they would have marched into their businesses and shot every one of them long ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)


"A Republic, if you can keep it."

We were warned. I am pretty sure that the Fathers would be amazed at the size, breadth, and depth how the nation has grown, and what the nation has accomplished.

And sad and angry how the people have become sheep, and the government has become a wet blanket, covering their freedoms, without the correct corresponding number of empty lamp posts.

After all, rope is much stronger and cheaper than it was back then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (sy5kK)

227 obligatory

https://tinyurl.com/yathqnec


Posted by: wth at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM



Ahh...the Shiff-ty Darter

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (axyOa)

228 142 From the no-shit department...this was in the sidebar on Twitter - Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Elena Kagan had differing opinions over Supreme Court's decision on Wisconsin mail-in ballots
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 27, 2020 12:20 PM (8MnGe)
++++++++++
Shocking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM

It is shocking! There are no left and right, or Democrat and Republican justices, only impartial patriots truly committed to upholding the, phmmm, LOL! Oh man, I almost got through it that time! Hunter! Get me another shot of tequila and line of blow, and I'll try it again, double or nothing this time!

Posted by: CJ Roberts at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (3MG/9)

229 What's this noise about Lindsey being in trouble in SC? Is this the race that sucks all the big money away from other races like Beto/Cruz? Not close to SC, but Captain Failure theater hasn't had a close race in a while, it's tough for me to conceive this would be the year for a surprise like that?

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (+2xjH)

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There have been polls that showed a tied race. Those polls were weeks ago, by the way.

I believe them as much as I believe the Biden +15 nationally polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (NWM+b)

They are spending lots of $$ on Harrison....fools and their money.

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (AwYPR)

230 when some smart ass asked if I was homophobic, was that I'm so homophobic that I don't even like looking at my own dick.
heh.

I hate the word "homophobic" which suggests fear, though. There should be a better suffix.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (3P/5p)

231 195 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)"

What's your current view on the race in Georgia? Why is Fox pushing that Biden is winning there?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

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The idea that GA is trending blue is entirely based on...dramatic drumroll...the 2018 midterms and Stacey Abrams.

They're assuming that we're going to see an extension of what happened in 2018 which saw Abrams lose narrowly.

That seems doubtful, especially with the GA state government's continued efforts at cleaning up the voter rolls.

The "other" Senate race will be interesting. The D will probably get a plurality of votes, but he needs a clear majority. So, the run off will go to him and probably Loeffler who will end up winning in January is when I think that vote is runoff would be scheduled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (NWM+b)

232 >>>Hmm, I just realized I have the same map as 2016. How brave of me *eye roll*


HACK!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (AFSld)

233 They went heavily for Reagan (second run) and HW (the first time), but then something happened and it hasn't been close since.
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Big business shifted to the Dem side.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (sX1BW)

234 Shep was the token gay for gay Republicans.

In libtard news, everyone is a token and he's not special or interesting.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

235 Not sure I want to know what kinda recipe calls for Shep's Secret Sauce.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (WQZ1O)

236 James O'Keefe on Twitter with a short, new video of voter coercion in Texas. It's not earth shaking, but it shows something we all know is happening.

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/
status/1321124008394444801 (remove space)

https://tinyurl.com/y4u6cx8c

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (9IdCK)

237 196 162 Never understood the appeal of Shep. He always creeped me out.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (ZbczJ)

The numbers suggest Shep never actually had any appeal.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (o2MD2)

He never creeped me out, it was just always obvious that he was an effeminate little twink who thought he was the cutest Stylist in the Hair Salon, and that just never did it for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)

238 Saw a video of the crowd in line in MI for the Trump rally... Wow

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (5Iviw)

239 I have Trump at 279.

PA is confidently shifting. The fracking mess + riots is a death blow for Biden.
Posted by: MJ
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I'm not ready to predict yet, but I'm leaning toward Trump at 306.

Hmm, I just realized I have the same map as 2016. How brave of me *eye roll*
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That's where I started but I'm less sure of WI and MI.

I've been calling a repeat of 2016 for months, now.

But I'm a natural pessimist.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (gAMkn)

240 Someone here made the point that if Texas were turning blue, Biden and Harris would be there 24/7 because Trump would be in a lot of trouble without Texas.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2020 12:19 PM (Wm5SB)

start with the 2016 map, give Biden Texas and Trump New Hampshire.

Trump still wins.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (ZR7kf)

241 Obama says Trump was too lazy to read the daily intelligence briefing.

Uh ... isn't that EXACTLY what he did?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (gFsc7)

242 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Have we disappointed him again?
Posted by: Beartooth at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM (6yYEv)

Will we at long last finally let him be clear?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:27 PM (YqDXo)


We should let him finish that waffle already.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (t+qrx)

243 That deleted stanza from 'Money for Nothing"

That's Shep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (wvLEw)

244
Being "homophobic" is a real thing, I suppose. Male children in Hollywood have to be scared shitless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (XJipD)

245 Mine was, "Of course I support homosexuality.
Perverts and perversion is what made America great! What do you suppose
all the Founding fathers were doing behind closed doors in Philadelphia?
Writing the Constitution? Sure they were."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (xCDE6)


Not if I was there. There would be chicks under those desks. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (9Om/r)

246 This is what Trump is sending to persuadable black voters:

Hi it's Amy reaching out to see if you've heard about the amazing Criminal Justice reform Pres Trump has accomplished. See HERE: txtred.co/z4c5yizVU

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (aO8Gd)

247 224 My prediction is that Trump does 1-2% better across the board than last time and flips:

Minnesota
New Hampshire
Nevada

Wishcasting but Pudding Worthy:

Colorado
Virginia
Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (8YFRI)

=========

The game at this point is House races.

If we can flip at least 2 in Virginia and a couple in CO, we're looking at a massive swing in the House that produces a solid Republican majority. A majority that now exists in year 4 of Trump's administration rather than year 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (NWM+b)

248 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

How many did Obongo bow to? Hmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (gFsc7)

249 150 I have Trump at 279.

PA is confidently shifting. The fracking mess + riots is a death blow for Biden.
Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (gAMkn)

350 is my over and under. He is only losing Colorado and Illinois in the interior. Might lose Nevada because of fraud. Arizona and New Mexico go Trump. He gets Maine. He gets NH. He loses the usual suspects in the NE. Virginia will be close and could go either way.
Also, Nate Silver should be investigated for putting out knowingly false information and claiming Trump can only win through stealing the election. Frick that traitor, I bet his Yellow is underage boys as well.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (6Urmc)

250 The Mocha Messiah has a lot riding on Joe wining.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I still think he's the "Big Guy," not Joe, regardless of what Bobulinski said. There's just no way Obama wasn't cashing in on this.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (sGotD)

251 199 185 My guess is Trump, around 300. Based on voter enthusiasm, mostly.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)
*****
Higher, He had 306 Last election
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (u1lzU)
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I have the ultimate schadenfreude scenario were it ends up 269-269 and the Democratic controlled House, with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker, elects Trump.

The libs would absolutely flip out.

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (G0vdT)

252 Saw a video of the crowd in line in MI for the Trump rally... Wow
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:29 PM (5Iviw)


Wish I was there

It's about 8 miles from my house.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (t+qrx)

253 What's this noise about Lindsey being in trouble in SC? Is this the race that sucks all the big money away from other races like Beto/Cruz?

Do not judge by TV ad buys. It's just the consultant industrial complex being the shysters that they are. Hell, Doug Jones is plastering the airwaves in Alabama.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (B+qrE)

254 What does he do on this "Show"?

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (ofIwF)

255 167 The good news is Shemp is getting lots of ladyboy contacts at his new gig
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:23 PM (AFSld)

Well, the new Bangkok themed CNBC green room seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (Wm5SB)

256 That's a pretty big waffle there Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (wvLEw)

257 I have to admit, I'm homoapathetic. I really don't care much about them, other than their natural rights, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (xfb67)

258 I hope his mascara's waterproof 'cos there's gonna be a lot of tears.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (tjHrt)

259 Obama is such a piece of shit.


Asshole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (HPc8U)

260 Tangy Mayo would be a good name for a gay bar.

NTTAWWT.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:21 PM (sy5kK)

Chicken themed gay restaurant "Hooters" style called "Cocks"

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That's already a thing, it's called "Boxers." Wait staff and bartenders just wear boxer shorts.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (sIKKe)

261 Everything Obama says in this rally is the exact opposite of the truth.

Apply the inversion operator to his comments and you've nailed the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (gFsc7)

262 I see the Texas NG is deploying to five cities.
So...the MoMe was a good training exercise for them.
Now, who exactly will they be protecting?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (axyOa)

263 70 It seems those that leave Fox for other networks crash and burn spectacularly.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (RU4sa)


For some reason, my "Killing" books series seems to not be as popular as a few years ago. My podcast is available everywhere, so I don't understand why.

- Bill O'Reilly

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (sy5kK)

264 Wish I was there

It's about 8 miles from my house.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (t+qrx)


If it's outdoor, there's a chance you'll hear it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (9gDA7)

265 Trump is now marginally ahead in early voting in Palm Beach County which went for Hillary by nearly 20 points.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)

266 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (AFSld)
~~~~~

Glad to see you're okay!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (sGotD)

267 I have the ultimate schadenfreude scenario were it ends up 269-269 and
the Democratic controlled House, with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker, elects
Trump.


-----------

I suppose I shouldn't wish this because that would probably be bad for the country and you never know what could happen in such a scenario.

But I would find this outcome fascinating.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

268 I'm still scrolling through the Morning Report but had to give a golf clap to this comment:

45 Just flipped Maria's show on. Bannon looks like week two at deer camp.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 27, 2020 07:39 AM (I58tH)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

269 Biden campaign locations are mostly disconnected from the state of the main race. He campaigns in PA so much because it's near his basement. And many of his other selections relate as much to the Senate races as the presidential local numbers. There's correlation between close-ish Senate races and presidential polling numbers, but it's besides the point for the most part when he actually ventures out to a non-PA state. DNC asks him to go and he can't always say, "Look fat, today's a nap day."

Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (dYe5S)

270 I'm wondering in light of O'Keefe if this polling bullshit is even more nefarious than we think.

Like other 29 year old morons with wisdom beyond their years here have opined, there seems to be a systematic effort to trick the GOP into thinking safe states and districts are in serious trouble and make them spend precious resources there instead of swing and lean blue areas that are in play.

Notice Trump is ignoring Georgia and Texas and barnstorming every state he is "losing" in?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (8YFRI)

271 Uh ... isn't that EXACTLY what he did?

Literally everything is projection.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (B+qrE)

272 You know how we know Trump will win?

Not a single poll troll in weeks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That IS odd....

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (lGHQg)

273 Fox is carrying Obama at a rally. You can tell he's going at it without a script.


How soaring is the oratory?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 27, 2020 12:32 PM (THi/F)

274 Gaylord's line in the sand...

Gaylord giving billions to Tehran...

Gaylord toppling Khaddafi for all the wrong reasons

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (wvLEw)

275 181 Once your eyes have moved to the literal sides of your face next to your ears...you're no longer "made for TV."

Perhaps Sheppie should try radio.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM

This is really about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lori "Mudskipper" Lightfoot at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (3MG/9)

276 "We will not have a President when Joe Biden is in office ..."

OK, stop right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (gFsc7)

277 Speaking of fruity little lying retards, Jussie Smolett's sister played one of Michelle's little friends on the later seasons of Full House.

A little useless trivia.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (jbF6h)

278 Trump is now marginally ahead in early voting in Palm Beach County which went for Hillary by nearly 20 points.

Holy crap.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (B+qrE)

279 "95 Obama, the best puppet Jennifer Pritzker's money could buy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:17 PM (VOSAg)"

You'd think having spent millions of the family treasure on a military history museum that Jen would have read at least a bit of the material found within as to not be caught on the wrong side.

Oh well.

Posted by: fringe at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (FPur3)

280 >>I still think he's the "Big Guy," not Joe, regardless of what Bobulinski said. There's just no way Obama wasn't cashing in on this.

Did you see Adam Housley's tweets last night about what the FBI did with the Hunter laptop they took in 2019?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)

281 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president

--

Dumbass mofo voters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (O+I8R)

282 There have been polls that showed a tied race. Those polls were weeks ago, by the way.

I believe them as much as I believe the Biden +15 nationally polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (NWM+b)

They are spending lots of $$ on Harrison....fools and their money.
Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (AwYPR)

That's what I was thinking too, I really wanted a gut check on it. Thank you.

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (+2xjH)

283 IN the Georgia governor's race, they had Oprah and Will Farrell visiting college campuses and working the GOTV for Tank.


The narrow-ish victory was due to highly-paid stars and Soros-funded GOTV efforts, not Stacey's own personal appeal.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (3P/5p)

284 >>>Glad to see you're okay!
Posted by: IrishEi



Thank you.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (AFSld)

285 "Sauce" and shep is a gastronomic abuse of your lunch audience. Karen would demand to see your manager.

Posted by: DaveA at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

286 https://youtu.be/wQN0stFPySU

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (Eicbe)

287 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president

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Dumbass mofo voters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (O+I8R)


White guilt.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (9gDA7)

288 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.



How many did Obongo bow to? Hmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (gFsc7)

Or apologize to. It amazing how breathlessly leftists lie. A sane country would exterminate such mental disorders.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (9Om/r)

289 262 I see the Texas NG is deploying to five cities.
So...the MoMe was a good training exercise for them.
Now, who exactly will they be protecting?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:31 PM (axyOa)


I don't know anyone from the Texas NG, but I'm fairly sure the shooters at the TxMoMe got better firearms instruction.

No, really.

While that statement may be arguable, we absolutely had more fun.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (sy5kK)

290 Eris,

Things I wish Trump would say:

"Dracula gets out of his coffin more than Joe gets out of his basement."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (wvLEw)

291 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

Examples, please.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (B+qrE)

292 Ozero calling Trump lazy is rich. Trump is a fucking nuclear reactor melt down compared to Zero. Lazy he is not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (o2MD2)

293 God damn the GOP is just fucking destroying the Dems mail in advantage in Florida with the early in person voting in Florida.

Wiped out a 400,000+ voter advantage in less than a week!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Starting a Hip Hop Career Under The Name Pump Balls at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (8YFRI)

294 Did you see Adam Housley's tweets last night about what the FBI did with the Hunter laptop they took in 2019?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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Add it to their stock of kiddie porn?

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (Eicbe)

295
I don't know anyone from the Texas NG, but I'm fairly sure the shooters at the TxMoMe got better firearms instruction.

No, really.

While that statement may be arguable, we absolutely had more fun.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (sy5kK)


I agree.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (9gDA7)

296 190
A question from last thread:

"How did the founders envision overthrowing multi-national
corporations worth billions of dollars and divided national loyalties,
all working in concert to successfully suppress negative information on
one political party to prevent an informed citizenry from throwing
corrupt bums out?

Posted by: Grimmy at October 27, 2020 12:07 PM (3MG/9)"

Guns

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:25 PM

We're working on it!!!

Posted by: The Unhinged, Radical Left at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (3MG/9)

297 The DVR can only record 2 things at a time.


I'm wondering what time grim reality sets in so I can start recording then. I also want to maximize my chances of seeing reporters kill themselves in protest on air....or at least cry.


MSNBC, CNN, heck even Fox.
Canada's journalists looked weepy on the CBC last election.


Choices...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (v2c9/)

298 >That deleted stanza from 'Money for Nothing"

That's Shep.


I'll do it

That little faggot with the crewcut and the makeup
yeah buddy
that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own news talk show
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (iTXRQ)

299 Trump is now marginally ahead in early voting in Palm Beach County which went for Hillary by nearly 20 points.

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My hypothesis is that people tend to prefer having money in their bank accounts and the ability to buy things without worrying so much about payday.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (aGq2J)

300 281 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president
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Dumbass mofo voters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (O+I8R)


Someone should interview Peggy Joseph again. Did Obongo pay her bills? Hmm? Did she learn anything from that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (gFsc7)

301 >>Add it to their stock of kiddie porn?

Not quite.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

302 Think of Fox's savings in eyeliner and mascara for Shep alone.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (UJyY3)

303
It seems those that leave Fox for other networks crash and burn spectacularly.
Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2020 12:14 PM (RU4sa)

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I have been pointing for some time that Fox's only advantage, obviously, was being the only (barely) right-of-center TV media outlet in the United States. That was the Murdochs' golden goose, which they are gleefully slaughtering. You can plug any good-looking idiot into that system and win.

But, make no mistake - they're idiots. Extra-special Super Idiots.

Journalists are subnormal to begin with, but Fox's lineup are practically circus monkeys. I bet the producers have to tie their shoes and buckle up their rubber pants before shooting, and keep thorazine darts on hand for when they get too agitated during their Crossfit sessions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (XJipD)

304 292 Ozero calling Trump lazy is rich. Trump is a fucking nuclear reactor melt down compared to Zero. Lazy he is not.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (o2MD2)

Projection again.
Next he'll be calling Trump gay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (ifmtJ)

305 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.


The guy who sent the Mullahs eleventy trillion dollars in cash?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

306 Virtually everything Obongo is saying is crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (gFsc7)

307 Shemp was easily Ailes's most questionable hire.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (y7DUB)

308 hey it was nice chatting with you all this year
I expect the hammer now

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (iTXRQ)

309 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president

You shouldn't be afraid of having Obama as President.

Posted by: zombie John McCain, campaigning hard, you guys at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (OENDq)

310 The guy who sent the Mullahs eleventy trillion dollars in cash?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (oVJmc)


That would be the one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (gFsc7)

311
tfg is bloviating in Orlando right now. He just repeated the "suckers and losers" lie. He knows it's not true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (G51Gf)

312 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

.......

Obama gave 10 billion to the religious dictatorship of Iran in a deal the public still does not know all of the details.

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (c7rwx)

313 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

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It's neat how this is the first peep anyone has said about foreign policy.

Whoopsies!

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (aGq2J)

314 311
tfg is bloviating in Orlando right now. He just repeated the "suckers and losers" lie. He knows it's not true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (G51Gf)

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It's less sourced than the Hunter Biden email story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)

315

The more we watch and learn, the more full of themselves they are than we could have imagined. Even making dumb dumb decisions like this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sfhL4)

316 295
I don't know anyone from the Texas NG, but I'm fairly sure the shooters at the TxMoMe got better firearms instruction.

No, really.

While that statement may be arguable, we absolutely had more fun.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (sy5kK)

I agree.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (9gDA7)


oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)

317 Virtually everything Obongo is saying is crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (gFsc7)


Well, he IS the Shit Midas.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (9gDA7)

318 Shemp needs to go with bears bouncing on trampolines for his full show ... only interrupted with helicopter video of car chases.


hmmm, now that I think of it, are big hairy gay guys called "bears"? Is that why shemp likes that video of the tranq'ed bear? I recall some gay guy at a (not gay) bar once, went by BearN2Leather ... had it on his business card ... ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

319 We were warned. I am pretty sure that the Fathers would be amazed at the size, breadth, and depth how the nation has grown, and what the nation has accomplished.

And sad and angry how the people have become sheep, and the government has become a wet blanket, covering their freedoms, without the correct corresponding number of empty lamp posts.

After all, rope is much stronger and cheaper than it was back then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (sy5kK)

Rule 230 should not apply to FB Twitter etc. Once 1 single post is edited, changed, or provided with corporate directions it is a is no longer a service provider.

No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (JFO2v)

320 You know how we know Trump will win?

Not a single poll troll in weeks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That IS odd....
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I called off the trolls. Waste of money. You people are impossible to program.

Posted by: soros at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (YRZ8l)

321 But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce.
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You are what you eat?

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (Eicbe)

322
Oh hey by the way, jwest, from the last thread -- I was just answering something when the phone rang --


If you think the "deep state" is bad now, you would
hate to see it after term limits. It's bad enough now, but
congressional staff would have double the power if their boss was booted
out regardless of performance.



Posted by: jwest

=========

I've heard this before and I don't want to surrender to this dilemma. Did it exist for the first, say 50 years of our history? If staffers have gotten so much power, that's a problem that also needs to be addressed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (G51Gf)

323 Someone should interview Peggy Joseph again. Did Obongo pay her bills? Hmm? Did she learn anything from that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (gFsc7)

Someone did do a follow up interview. It sounds like she did actually learn something from it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (t+qrx)

324 Shepard Smith is superb at what he does. His integrity is impeccable. He delivers the news without fear or favor. He pulls no punches during interviews with newsmakers on both sides of the aisle wrote DePaolo.

LOL what BS! He was always a fear merchant

Posted by: anon2020 at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (HJjnM)

325 Projection again.
Next he'll be calling Trump gay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:36 PM (ifmtJ)


And the spokesmodel for the CPUSA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (gFsc7)

326 Trump is now marginally ahead in early voting in Palm Beach County which went for Hillary by nearly 20 points.
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I'm highly skeptical of early voting totals. Covid has scrambled a lot of eggs.

I've also noticed that I'm pretty much being ignored by the Trump campaign. This is a sign they know what they're doing...focusing on less reliable voters.

OTOH, I haven't lived in NC for 4 years and I'm being bombarded by Dems to go vote. (I registered as a Dem).

One data point, but if their data sucks in NC, it sucks everywhere.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (gAMkn)

327
oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)


The ones with spacious land or local range available, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (9gDA7)

328
Tangy Mayo would be a good name for a gay bar.

Tangy Mayo on keyboards, Tangy Mayo!

Posted by: Frampton Alive at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

329 https://youtu.be/L6CE5IMX_7M
**********
Still Haven't found what I am looking for
******
Peter Hollens & Home Free Covers

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (u1lzU)

330 298 >That deleted stanza from 'Money for Nothing"

That's Shep.


I'll do it

That little faggot with the crewcut and the makeup
yeah buddy
that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own news talk show
That little faggot he's a millionaire

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (iTXRQ)

They're doing that song over at Stereogum's Billboard #1 Hits right now. Replete with requisite haair-pulling and teeth-gnashing over the f-bombs in it.

Sting got co-writing credit for under an hour's work singing one line. He didn't even want the credit, but his label insisted on it as a requirement of his appearing on it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (jbF6h)

331 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.


I'm glad Trump doesn't BOW to them.

Barry needs a bullethole.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (sI15f)

332 Do not judge by TV ad buys. It's just the consultant industrial complex being the shysters that they are. Hell, Doug Jones is plastering the airwaves in Alabama.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

I thought I read campaign media consultants get some percentage of radio and TV ad buys - 10% or 15%. Huge incentive to tell overfunded and underbrained candidates they have to buy lots and lots and lots of ads.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (GZ/yK)

333 I'll never understand how that dumbass motherfucker became a 2-term president

****************

Hi there!

Posted by: Romney and McCain: the best GOp Backstabbers You Can Buy! at October 27, 2020 12:38 PM (8YFRI)

334 Obama: "No one, including the President, is above the law."

He might reflect on that statement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (gFsc7)

335 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)

336 Couldn't have happened to a nicer drama queen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (KnJdm)

337 Next on CNBC


Shep Learns To Code.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (1sUA/)

338 Did it exist for the first, say 50 years of our history?
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Fair to say the bureaucracy was a little smaller back then.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (sX1BW)

339 I still think he's the "Big Guy," not Joe, regardless of what Bobulinski said. There's just no way Obama wasn't cashing in on this.

I think Obama is up on the far more lucrative Clinton level. Biden is probably an embarrassment to those two professional grifters, selling out for peanuts.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (l0Lgi)

340 OTOH, I haven't lived in NC for 4 years and I'm being bombarded by Dems to go vote. (I registered as a Dem).

Cunningham put a spread of Mark 48s into the Dems in NC. It is well and truly over.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (B+qrE)

341 I'm not sure having Obama out there and then a shuffling, unsure, mumbling corpseman like Biden as the actual candidate is a good thing.

Quite the contrast.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (gAMkn)

342 245 Mine was, "Of course I support homosexuality.
Perverts and perversion is what made America great! What do you suppose
all the Founding fathers were doing behind closed doors in Philadelphia?
Writing the Constitution? Sure they were."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:26 PM (xCDE6)


Not if I was there. There would be chicks under those desks. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:30 PM (9Om/r)

Ben Franklin approved

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)

343 Jay, that would require Gaylord to think...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (wvLEw)

344 >>Obama: "No one, including the President, is above the law."

The most galling thing about that statement is that for years high ranking Democrats were above the law and everyone, them included, knew it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

345 "What we grew up learning from our parents and grandparents."

What did he learn from his father? What did he learn from his roundheels mother?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (gFsc7)

346 Did you see Adam Housley's tweets last night about what the FBI did with the Hunter laptop they took in 2019?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2020 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Yep. Three separate investigations on laptop alone. Nice.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (sGotD)

347 Poor Shep. Pretty soon he will have fallen so low that he is hanging out behind gas stations giving hobos and truckers BJ's for a sandwich....instead of like now, when he does it just for fun.

Posted by: KasperHauser at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (VV8Y9)

348 I wouldn't do it in a 1000 years, but have any of you brave souls ventured over to DU or Kos type places to see how confident they are in the polls and Biden's chances?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (O+I8R)

349
I heard Bill O'Reilly talk a couple of years ago about Fox changing. (from what I remember) He said when it first started Ailes said that people get only one view on every other station and Fox would show different points of view and news that the others won't cover. Without naming names he said that changed a few years ago with orders from on high to be more like the others networks.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 12:22 PM (4rG3B)


Fox News died about the same time that Roger Ailes did.

And Roger Ailes was instrumental in creating the EIB Network, which in it's 30 some years has had only one host, Rush Limbaugh.

Rush told the story in detail when Roger passed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (sy5kK)

350 oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)

Yes, but not all of them have someplace where you can shoot without getting in trouble. If you forget to bring one, you can borrow one from the coat check when you arrive.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (t+qrx)

351 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)


Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (9gDA7)

352 Tangy Mayo sounds like a krautrock album.

(and a Kewpie doll to anyone who gets the reference.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (jbF6h)

353 >> Next on CNBC
Shep Learns To Code.


Is it a sitcom or a mystery?

Posted by: some guy out west at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (XpDOS)

354 tfg is bloviating in Orlando right now. He just repeated the "suckers and losers" lie. He knows it's not true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (G51Gf)

Disney World?

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (AwYPR)

355 NC early voting advantage for Dems in 2016: 11%

NC early voting advantage for Dems in 2020: 5%

Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Fembot, Complete With Built in Pizza Oven and 50 Caliber at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (8YFRI)

356 Since Cal 'Dick'm' Cunningham is Army JAG...

He called in an MLRS strike on his own position.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (wvLEw)

357 Obama sounds panicked.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (sGotD)

358 This is a sign they know what they're doing...focusing on less reliable voters.

Things not heard in 2020 during a "pandemic": "TRUMP HAS NO GROUND GAME."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (B+qrE)

359 Obama: "No one, including the President, is above the law."

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This is such a lazy phrase. I can't stand it.


The President and only the President (unless delegated by the President) has powers that no other person in this country has by virtue of his office. So some laws do not apply to him, and rightfully so.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (sX1BW)

360
Virtually everything Obongo is saying is crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=========

And it's essential Obama -- the fake urban accent, the energy, the "Come on!" It's scary that I hate him down to his mannerisms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (G51Gf)

361 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

Like Joe The Plumber?! Boy, you showed him!

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (AytXr)

362 Mmm, lunch. Bologna sandwich with Hellman's Mayo and kosher dill slices. A side of crinkle potato chips and bowl of vegetable soup. Real sophisticate, Iam.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (bCLt0)

363 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)


Well, I just ordered a crapload of champagne. I have high hopes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (sfhL4)

364 I wonder how many people at the JEF rally.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (2xZJI)

365 You know maybe eventually these people that leave fox will realize that they weren't the draw but rather it was the network actually attempting to court a market that is underserved by the other news programs.

At the very least it should be apparent to the networks that hire them afterwards and their contracts should start with a lower base pay only increasing once it's proven that they are a ratings draw.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (TO9X0)

366 Have they showed the crowd size at the Owebama rally?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (9gDA7)

367 Baltimore early voting going as expected
====================
I'm hoping for Kim Klacik to pull it off. I can see the old black votes going to Mfume, but hoping the younger crowd another way...

Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (E1b7r)

368 351 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)

I'm happy with the Al Davis version - "Just Win, Baby!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RAlrzcdfRY

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

369
Disney World?
Posted by: BignJames

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I think the idea is, he doesn't dare go near Miami. Where the Cubans are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (G51Gf)

370 350 oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)

Yes, but not all of them have someplace where you can shoot without getting in trouble. If you forget to bring one, you can borrow one from the coat check when you arrive.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (t+qrx)

I don't leave home without mine.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (sI15f)

371 Is anyone seeing Ted Cruz comments at The Daily Mail?

I agree maybe about not talking about the druggie aspect beyThe Left is using that old sympathy tactic of , we all have someone who is an addict.

But the amounts of money passing to the Bidens..... no one identifies with that.

To me the tons of money they gained is an attack that needs to be taken.

Posted by: Greange at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (c7rwx)

372 What we grew up learning from our parents and grandparents."

'

If this is Obama, that's the one place I always felt a schadenfreude type of sorry for him as a child.

Imagine every parent you ever had abandoning you as you watched. Imagine one of them choosing suicide rather than spending time with you.

Hahaha

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (aGq2J)

373 Drumpf haas given up on Texas. Hee hasn't been here in aiges and is campaignIng for Neew Hampshires and North Krolina Injun Tribes. Wee hates bad gunns abd love Byden in Teksuss!@!!

Posted by: Poll Troll, with Extra Concern at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (9IdCK)

374 I still think he's the "Big Guy," not Joe, regardless of what Bobulinski said. There's just no way Obama wasn't cashing in on this.
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I thought that too. But Rudy says that Joe was identified as the "the big guy" by using the pattern in the emails to compare it to outside events."

Bobulinsky is simply the first insider to confirm that Joe is "the big guy". And he mentioned that "my chairman" refers to Joe as well.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (Eicbe)

375 Obama: "No one, including the President, is above the law."

Let's just think about the list on this one. I'll start with Jon Corzine. EVERYONE that every touched the Clinton Foundation and on and on...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (B+qrE)

376 357 Obama sounds panicked.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (sGotD)


Consider Obongo is out and about, quacking, but out and about. Is he cowering in his bathhouse basement?

No. Biden is, however. For whom he's obviously pinch-hitting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (gFsc7)

377 339 I still think he's the "Big Guy," not Joe, regardless of what Bobulinski said. There's just no way Obama wasn't cashing in on this.

I think Obama is up on the far more lucrative Clinton level. Biden is probably an embarrassment to those two professional grifters, selling out for peanuts.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (l0Lgi)

Yep. Obama could just let it be known he'd like to give a 30 min speech at Goldman Sachs for the low price $1 Million and GS would be like, "Here's a check for $1 Million. Does next Tuesday at noon via Zoom work for you? Are you sure you don't want $2 Million for 15 minutes instead?"

Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (dYe5S)

378 Well, I just ordered a crapload of champagne. I have high hopes.

We have a magnum bottle of the good stuff and we are gonna open it on election day...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (5Iviw)

379 357 Obama sounds panicked.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (sGotD)

He's probably wondering how much of his stuff is in Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (ifmtJ)

380 Wow. Just saw a shot of the crowd. It's a parking lot and there's no one there,

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (sGotD)

381 It's not gay if you spit!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (CM4Fb)

382 Politico had an article yesterday where they interviewed locusts and LIVs in the Atlanta area, claiming GA is purple and going blue.

*seething rage*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (UJyY3)

383 161-
There are times when Obama looks as, if not more orangina-colored than Trump.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (AD3JT)

384 One of life's minor joys just arrived in the mail: brand new socks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)

385 Mmm, lunch. Bologna sandwich with Hellman's Mayo and kosher dill slices. A side of crinkle potato chips and bowl of vegetable soup. Real sophisticate, Iam.
Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (bCLt0)


meh. When I was a kid that was my favorite sandwich. With cheddar cheese. My mom would make my lunch special because I really liked bologna. Potato chips ON the sandwich is good too!

I'm having soup, wouldn'tyaknow. Fennel Potato.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (sfhL4)

386 Reporter - "Why are you at this rally?"

Attendee - "Hoping he buys me a phone."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (wvLEw)

387 Obama: "No one, including the President, is above the law."

--

May that come back to bite him in his scrawny a**.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (O+I8R)

388 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)

389 Now he's getting mystical: the country would be transformed if EVERYONE voted.

Transformed which way is another question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (gFsc7)

390
Have they showed the crowd size at the Owebama rally?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

=========

On MSNBC an occasional glance at the front rows. But the audience reaction isn't the roar you hear at Trump rallies. And I don't recall seeing video of long lines to see him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (G51Gf)

391 >>> 266 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:24 PM (AFSld)
~~~~~
Glad to see you're okay!

Seconded

Posted by: fluffy, not a coyote at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (FgJKq)

392 Drumpf haas given up on Texas. Hee hasn't been here in aiges and is campaignIng for Neew Hampshires and North Krolina Injun Tribes. Wee hates bad gunns abd love Byden in Teksuss!@!!
Posted by: Poll Troll, with Extra Concern at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (9IdCK)


When did Mary move to Texas?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (9gDA7)

393
While that statement may be arguable, we absolutely had more fun.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:34 PM (sy5kK)

I agree.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:35 PM (9gDA7)


SPONGE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (sy5kK)

394 363 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)

Well, I just ordered a crapload of champagne. I have high hopes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (sfhL4)

I have a pricy bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon set aside for the 3rd.

I have high hopes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (ifmtJ)

395 What we grew up learning from our parents and grandparents."

Or patrons in a bathhouse, as the case may be.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (AytXr)

396 Trump makes dictaters bend over and take dick. Ask a few sore assed mullahs. And one hambergerized Persian terrorist aiding general.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (o2MD2)

397 361 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

Like Joe The Plumber?! Boy, you showed him!
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (AytXr)

and in the next breath they'll say that Trump has been way too confrontational with China, and they'll promise to have Much, Much Better! Relations with China!!! Because they don't have a Dictator, and your social media connections will be cut off if you say that they do!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

398 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)


Beware of the flying squirrel........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (9gDA7)

399 oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)

Yes, but not all of them have someplace where you can shoot without getting in trouble. If you forget to bring one, you can borrow one from the coat check when you arrive.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (t+qrx)

I don't leave home without mine.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM



You may have to bring your own Antif...a...targets though.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (axyOa)

400 Obama sounds panicked.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:41 PM (sGotD)


all he has left of his legacy is more skeletons in the closet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (sfhL4)

401 When Barry gets nervous, his voice gets high-pitched and he stammers. It's amusing. Like a clown.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (UJyY3)

402 380
Wow. Just saw a shot of the crowd. It's a parking lot and there's no one there,

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (sGotD)


Just meant for clips in the Nightly News.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (ofIwF)

403 FusionGPS @FakeYapper

Posted by: Sharkman at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (BM2fS)

404 Shep is the one with the creepy eyes, right? Wait, that could also be Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (jUVms)

405

Mittens Rammny uses both hands at the gloryhole...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (CM4Fb)

406 I went to Daily Kos.

They are absolutely certain Biden is up 3 in GA and Ossof is leading Perdue for Senate.

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (gAMkn)

407 On MSNBC an occasional glance at the front rows. But the audience reaction isn't the roar you hear at Trump rallies. And I don't recall seeing video of long lines to see him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (G51Gf)
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He's getting more that Joe but that's a very, very low bar.

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

408 "... in the face of violence and brutality ..."

"... but enough about antifa and BLM ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (gFsc7)

409 Remember Gaylord's grandfather liberated Auschwitz

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (wvLEw)

410 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (VOSAg)

__

Zero point zero.
Posted by: Asshoes

To the nearest zero.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

411 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.

He'll probably just tell you the park is closed.

Posted by: spindrift at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (OENDq)

412 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)

Beware of the flying squirrel........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (9gDA7)


Raccoons here. Sleeping my trees. Too many tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (sfhL4)

413 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants

He wants a girlfriend. Are you prepared to play that role?

Posted by: fluffy, not a coyote at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (FgJKq)

414 "... to help us build the country back better ..."

Dear God.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (gFsc7)

415 Wow. Just saw a shot of the crowd. It's a parking lot and there's no one there,

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (sGotD)

---
*Joe waves*

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (Eicbe)

416 I thought Shemp had passed away, although I always thought Moe was the real star in their movies.

Posted by: An Observation at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (+2ZEU)

417
SPONGE!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (sy5kK)


LCD!!!!

If I haven't said it, it was an honor and a privilege meeting and shooting with you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (9gDA7)

418 oooo...we get to bring our pew-pews to the MoMes??

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)



Yes, but not all of them have someplace where you can shoot without
getting in trouble. If you forget to bring one, you can borrow one from
the coat check when you arrive.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:40 PM (t+qrx)

Next year I'm bringing a few heavy barrel bolt action rifles. One was sighted in and can almost go in the same hole at 100 yards, but hasn't been fired in 25 years. The other has never been fired, but has been bore sighted. I think I'm ok to travel with those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (9Om/r)

419 Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)

Well, I just ordered a crapload of champagne. I have high hopes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (sfhL4)

I have a pricy bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon set aside for the 3rd.

I have high hopes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (ifmtJ)


***

I'm eyeing my bottle of Glen Morangie.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (axyOa)

420 363 Dear Lord, please give Trump the greatest landslide victory in US history, and spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again.

Amen.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:39 PM (UJyY3)

Well, I just ordered a crapload of champagne. I have high hopes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:42 PM (sfhL4)

We've got a shipment of old-fashioned malted-milk powder being delivered here. I've already promised to have the malteds ready for those relatives who are on the Trump Train!


And it may be a landslide of epic proportions: the Trump campaign has taken over the YouTube banner with a clip of creepy Biden sniffing and manhandling little girl. That has to do some serious damage to the Biden -Harris campaign!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (8/7u2)

421 Where's the Malarkey Bus?

Where's Hunter? He'll talk. Only need one undercover stripper.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (pB6Gt)

422 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (9gDA7)

423
whoa, just saw the crowd. Less than a high school football game.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (G51Gf)

424 398 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)

Beware of the flying squirrel........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (9gDA7)


It's weird because he lives in Florida.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (bCLt0)

425 "Make a plan."

"Joe and Kamala have a plan to deal with Covid."

Yeah? What is it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (gFsc7)

426 Now that Shit Midas has taken the reins at the Biden Flop Shop, I am very optimistic that America will continue to be saved on Nov. 3 and that the corrupt and treasonous O'Biden administration gets the justice they deserve.

The Audacity of Shit Midas to say no one is above the law. I want to see him to eat those words.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (sI15f)

427 only thing you need to know is what is Sloe Joe & The HO's closing message ??? "Listen Here Fat"

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (u1lzU)

428
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

429 WTF did Obama stand up to any dictator?

Seriously, one of the worst aspects of his Presidency was his bent-over position in front of the Alpha males of any other country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (jUVms)

430 388
There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)

Tell him he should be out front.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (KnJdm)

431 Does the cosmetologist have a 'hard' time repairing the mask damage on shep's purty mouf?

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (XhWtx)

432 "Honk if you're a honky!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (gFsc7)

433 "Build Back Better" is a stupid slogan. The Limey poofters that started it started something stupid, and the Biden plagiarists are even dumber for having stolen it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)

434 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.

Was there an instance when the purple lipped dickwad stood up to a dictator? Maybe I've forgotten.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (HZRln)

435 Trump to Tehran, "So your next terrorist general. Flambe or minced?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (wvLEw)

436 I think Pennsylvania is the 2016 state Trump is most likely to have trouble in, due to the mail fraud factor.

I think there's a very strong chance that he flips up to three blue leaners as well.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (PWmHT)

437 tfg is bloviating in Orlando right now. He just repeated the "suckers and losers" lie. He knows it's not true.

--

He's gonna stick around tonight and hang out on the infamous OBT (Orange Blossom Trail).

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (O+I8R)

438 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


That sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (1StlB)

439 RCP has Biden up by 7. Trump just can't generate enthusiasm. Because he's mean.

Posted by: lurking lurker at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (CLteG)

440 Saw a Obama crowd shot: 750-1,000...maybe

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

441 When I was in a tizzy of despair in the 2016 election, my son said Trump would get 300 EVs. I haven't asked him what his prediction is for 2020 but he does believe Trump will win in a landslide.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (66BnU)

442 429
WTF did Obama stand up to any dictator?



Seriously, one of the worst aspects of his Presidency was his
bent-over position in front of the Alpha males of any other country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (jUVms)

Tell Putin I will have more flexibility after the election. He deserves to burn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (KnJdm)

443 Obama's finally done.

Time to switch to MSNBC to see the afterglow.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (v2c9/)

444 Obama now babbling about Trump not standing up to dictators.



Was there an instance when the purple lipped dickwad stood up to a dictator? Maybe I've forgotten.

--------

You have to stand up after you bow down.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (sX1BW)

445 all he has left of his legacy is more skeletons in the closet

And three last rolls of dick tape for Mike.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (vOGqy)

446 Reporter - "Why are you at this rally?"

Attendee - "Hoping he buys me a phone."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (wvLEw)

Best snark today!...so far.

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

447 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

I've known of corps that do that, but it's always amazing how crappily they treat their people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)

448 Re: Sidebar NOAA.

One begins to wonder if all the panicked deadlines from the Globular Warmening Cult ("10 Years to Save the Planet") is because they need to implement authoritarian socialism under the guise of Climate Emergency before the Earth gets cold enough for people to notice.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (BeYX8)

449 Next year I'm bringing a few heavy barrel bolt action rifles. One was sighted in and can almost go in the same hole at 100 yards, but hasn't been fired in 25 years. The other has never been fired, but has been bore sighted. I think I'm ok to travel with those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (9Om/r)


I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

450 What are the odds of DE going for Trump?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 27, 2020 12:18 PM (VOSAg)

__

Zero point zero.
Posted by: Asshoes

-

Holy crap, we're talking COVID19 death percentages here.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (cvmP3)

451 Yeah? What is it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (gFsc7)
++++++++
Based on the debates and other appearances, Biden plans have a lot of plans, and to do a lot of planning. To find out about those plans, you have to elect him. But the plans - and the plans to plan - are totes real, swearsies. Take it on faith. Pass it to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (hYcqw)

452
He's getting more that Joe but that's a very, very low bar.
Posted by: WisRich

=======

Yes, def. more than Joe -- I don't even know how many "large" events Joe schedules, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (G51Gf)

453 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

WTF? I'm sorry, that sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (Ez6QX)

454 Seriously, one of the worst aspects of his Presidency was his bent-over position in front of the Alpha males of any other country.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (jUVms)


When he bent over to bow the leaders of the other countries used to make sure they'd zipped up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (gFsc7)

455 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.

probably tell you the park is closed...he should have anyway.


Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (cicFU)

456 Sorry, at Daily Kos, their own polling firm has Biden up 5 in GA and Ossof leading by 6.

LOLGFY

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (gAMkn)

457 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


Terrible. Sorry to hear that.

On to bigger and better things, I'm envisioning.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (9gDA7)

458 You can tell how racist a white person is by how vehemently they support BLM. Only a true racist would condescend like that

Posted by: Marcus Gravey, stuck inside of NY with the shithole blues again at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (GlmxK)

459 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
***********
I once shot a Moose in my Pajamas', I have no idea how he got there

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (u1lzU)

460 So I went to vote early, and the line is a block and a half long.

Over broken glass, through roaring flames. A long line is no deterrent.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (XqxSN)

461 386 Reporter - "Why are you at this rally?"

Attendee - "Hoping he buys me a phone."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (wvLEw)

from he stash

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (JFO2v)

462 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)
+++++++++++
I'm sorry, Hadrian. That really sucks. Especially being treated like a terrorist once they let you go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (hYcqw)

463 If Obama is now campaigning for Senile Joe doesn't that guarantee Trump's election?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (HZRln)

464 And there it is:

Gab@TheBigOldDog

Holy crap here comes the nuke. They have audio of Hunter admitting to bring in business with the chief intel officer of China. They just read the transcript on Bannon Warroom. Devastating. Sounds like we will hear the actual audio on Tucker tonight

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (FSkC7)

465 "spare us from ever having to hear Obama's and his "wife's" voices again."

except maybe in ten years, a little segment on Barry pleading his case for parole.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

466 Can't watch but we're still disappointing tfg aren't we?

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (/ZYFC)

467 You may have to bring your own Antif...a...targets though.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (axyOa)

Our indoor range here actually has a zombie Obama as a target sheet.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (sI15f)

468 428
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

Sounds like a nice place to get fired from.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (o2MD2)

469 ---
I thought that too. But Rudy says that Joe was identified as the "the big guy" by using the pattern in the emails to compare it to outside events."

Bobulinsky is simply the first insider to confirm that Joe is "the big guy". And he mentioned that "my chairman" refers to Joe as well.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (Eicbe)


Joe Biden picked up the "my chairman" moniker during one of his many visits to China.

"Yeah, that phrase screams ME!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (sy5kK)

470 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

I've known of corps that do that, but it's always amazing how crappily they treat their people.


Yup, happened to me back in the nineties when I was working at a bank that was subsequently absorbed into the Borg that is BofA.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (BeYX8)

471 459 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
***********
I once shot a Moose in my Pajamas', I have no idea how he got there
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (u1lzU)

Doo not give him a muffin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (JFO2v)

472 Ace or a cob, a post idea if any of you want it.

Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him (first time endorsing a presidential candidate) as well. Trump junior replied to the tweet something about Biden scamming some of the tribes. Not sure how much this will affect voting, but it is a really big deal.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (uquGJ)

473 At the car detailer for the first time in months giving it a spa day. So of course I get the slowest, laziest guy on the lot.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (UJyY3)

474 443 Obama's finally done.

Time to switch to MSNBC to see the afterglow.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (v2c9/)


They're smoking cigarettes right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (gFsc7)

475 I'm eyeing my bottle of Glen Morangie.



Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (axyOa)

I have to get one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (KnJdm)

476 Sorry, Hadrian. That's always rough. I hope things open up for her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (B+qrE)

477 Trump stands up to dictators, barkey bends over and spreads his cheeks for them..

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (CM4Fb)

478 OUCH! Hadrian. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (wvLEw)

479 392 Drumpf haas given up on Texas. Hee hasn't been here in aiges and is campaignIng for Neew Hampshires and North Krolina Injun Tribes. Wee hates bad gunns abd love Byden in Teksuss!@!!
Posted by: Poll Troll, with Extra Concern at October 27, 2020 12:43 PM (9IdCK)

When did Mary move to Texas?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (9gDA7)


Kow Kloning was invintid in Texus.

just saying

Austin is jest the start of Blue Heavun in my state of mind

Posted by: Poll Troll, with Extra Concern at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (9IdCK)

480
And three last rolls of dick tape for Mike.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (vOGqy)


Not being in The White House and in the public eye each day brings great relief as he doesn't have to strap n' tuck quite as often.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (9gDA7)

481 "Build Back Better" is a stupid slogan.

Someone turned it into "Bring Back Butter!" yesterday.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (CTJwJ)

482
resolved:
Curly is the Ringo of The Three Stooges


discuss

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (iTXRQ)

483 Hadrian @ 428- What bastards! She should have told them she wanted the pictures she had in her desk of the boss prancing around in his office in womens underwears. Because she can't remember if they are just a copy or the originals.

Posted by: Eromero at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (XhWtx)

484 Sorry Hadrian. What a nasty way to do it.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (lGHQg)

485 428


My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers
and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed
back to her desk.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

++++
Oh no, what a terrible shock this must be.So very sorry to hear this.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (66BnU)

486
Obama's finally done.

Time to switch to MSNBC to see the afterglow.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel

========

Shot of the parking lot, people wandering off and packing up. Tons of space! My lord, it was maybe like a Farmer's Market!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (G51Gf)

487 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

----------

that's terrible.

What about any personal items on the desk?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (WEBkv)

488 "Build Back Better "sounds ghey.....

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (lGHQg)

489 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM


Probably just remembered that he should have told you something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (ejd/p)

490 474 443 Obama's finally done.

Time to switch to MSNBC to see the afterglow.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (v2c9/)

They're smoking cigarettes right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (gFsc7)

Is Chris leg still tingling?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (JFO2v)

491 OT, watching a Candice Owens podcast with Adam Corolla on YT yesterday, and she said that in the last two generations, more black babies have been aborted than born.

I just sat there for a second, kinda stunned.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (sy5kK)

492 438 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

That sucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM

Been there, done that, although they did give me about an hour to clear out my desk. After 22 years with the company and three weeks shy of my 59th birthday.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (qe5CM)

493 464 And there it is:

Gab@TheBigOldDog

Holy crap here comes the nuke. They have audio of Hunter admitting to bring in business with the chief intel officer of China. They just read the transcript on Bannon Warroom. Devastating. Sounds like we will hear the actual audio on Tucker tonight
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (FSkC7)


Yowza! But Trump's tweets!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (UJyY3)

494 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh, no. What happened?

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (2xZJI)

495 Trump is marginally ahead in Palm Beach for in person Voting.


He's behind bigly in VBM.

And behind overall by large margins.


Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (FHHuk)

496 That's terrible, Hadrian!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (FSkC7)

497 Based on the debates and other appearances, Biden plans have a lot of plans, and to do a lot of planning. To find out about those plans, you have to elect him. But the plans - and the plans to plan - are totes real, swearsies. Take it on faith. Pass it to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM



Don't forget the Commissions. The Bi-partisan Commissions. Those are the ones that will include the chumps, clingers, and deplorables. Absolutely gonna reach across the aisle!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (axyOa)

498 "Build Back Better "sounds ghey.....

Well Joey stole it from the Limeys, so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (wvLEw)

499 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


That really sucks. "We're just one big family." Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (gFsc7)

500 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

Good heavens! I'm so sorry Hadrian, what a terrible thing to happen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (ifmtJ)

501 487 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


Why do they have to treat people that way? It's inhumane.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (sI15f)

502 Who would have ever thought the original SCOAMF would have been a campaign NEGATIVE?

(Short answer: Me)

Posted by: MrObvious at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (k+h+d)

503 watching a Candice Owens podcast with Adam Corolla on YT yesterday, and she said that in the last two generations, more black babies have been aborted than born.

I just sat there for a second, kinda stunned.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (sy5kK)

That is deeply disturbing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (HZRln)

504 >>>My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.


Infuriating.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (AFSld)

505 I expect the only thing Biden ever made better was his bank account.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (o2MD2)

506 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him (first time endorsing a presidential candidate) as well.

I think you meant to say that the Crow and Navajo "Football Teams" endorsed Trump.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (vOGqy)

507 Is it true Joe Biden has a car with the license plate, BIGGUY?

I saw a picture but it was hard to read.

Not kidding, I wonder if this is true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (jUVms)

508 428
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

___

FUNEMPLOYMENT!!

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (22mNy)

509
They're smoking cigarettes right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

==========

It's hilarious, Obama wanders away from this half-capacity urban park and the heads are all talking about the profundity, the wisdom, the slashing searing facts...

kids, no one watched it lololol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (G51Gf)

510 At my last company, they did layoffs in an ultra shitty way, too. It was either exactly what Hadrian described, in the afternoon - or it was the worse option.

Sometimes they would just deactivate your badge so you couldn't get in. When you went to the security desk to get a temp pass, they'd send a man down (usually, though not always, your boss or one of his minions) to fire you and bring your possessions. That one was far worse, because the badge system was finnicky and you never knew if your badge failure was a normal fault or if it was your last day at work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (hYcqw)

511 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers
and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed
back to her desk.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


Terrible news HtS. Hope she goes on to greener pastures.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (Gd3Hn)

512 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him (first time endorsing a presidential candidate) as well. Trump junior replied to the tweet something about Biden scamming some of the tribes.

He-Who-Sniffs-Children said we worked at 7-11. Wrong Indians, pale face.

Posted by: Navajo Nation at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

513 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
***********
I once shot a Moose in my Pajamas', I have no idea how he got there
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (u1lzU)

Doo not give him a muffin!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (JFO2v)

He leaned over my 4ft welded wire fence and ate 5 of Mrs. Sock's Golden raspberry starts.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (TrqdA)

514 Is that BO's slogan??

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (lGHQg)

515 Gosh, Hadrian. So sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (UJyY3)

516 Bringing in an average of 343,000 total viewers in its first week
according to Nielsen, the show dropped to 268,000 in its second week,
254,000 in its third, ... .

There are that many gays named Nielsen who have basic cable???

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (an7Mv)

517 And there it is:

Gab@TheBigOldDog

Holy crap here comes the nuke. They have audio of Hunter admitting to bring in business with the chief intel officer of China. They just read the transcript on Bannon Warroom. Devastating. Sounds like we will hear the actual audio on Tucker tonight
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (FSkC7)
******
Remember when PDT said at a debate told Sloe Joe, we have it all on tape?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (u1lzU)

518 He's behind bigly in VBM.

And behind overall by large margins.


Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (FHHuk)


Proof??

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (sI15f)

519 If you forget to bring one, you can borrow one from the coat check when you arrive.

Like bowling shoes.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (NF15K)

520 What dictators did Obama stand up to? He backed off his redline in Syria. He paid off Iran. He told Putin he'd be more flexible. Even Quadaffi or however you spell it he didn't stand up to. He followed France's lead.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (TO9X0)

521 497 Based on the debates and other appearances, Biden plans have a lot of plans, and to do a lot of planning. To find out about those plans, you have to elect him. But the plans - and the plans to plan - are totes real, swearsies. Take it on faith. Pass it to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM

Don't forget the Commissions. The Bi-partisan Commissions. Those are the ones that will include the chumps, clingers, and deplorables. Absolutely gonna reach across the aisle!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (axyOa)


Biden will get everyone together and work it out! That's the plan.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (gFsc7)

522 Ah, there's our troll

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (ifmtJ)

523 Also consider that he stole it.
Build Back Better" is a stupid slogan.



Someone turned it into "Bring Back Butter!" yesterday.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (CTJwJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBhQuOKWOkU

Posted by: Timon at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (q4X5T)

524 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

yeah, I was looking forward to that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (9Om/r)

525 I'll bet commercials with the Mypillow guy get higher ratings.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (nkp5d)

526 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
***********
I once shot a Moose in my Pajamas', I have no idea how he got there
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (u1lzU)

Doo not give him a muffin!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (JFO2v)
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Heard moose bites can be nasty, according to my sister.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (/ZYFC)

527 >>>Build Back Better "sounds ghey.....


Also a grammatical abortion .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (AFSld)

528 "Build Back Better" is a stupid slogan.

--

It's very stupid. I recommend this change:

"Build Biden Better" (we have the technology)

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (O+I8R)

529 Shep was the older ladies' version of a news man -- though bereft of either news or manliness. He was on Fox, so they thought he was a "safe" source, despite his Mean Girls rants and effeminate fainting-couch antics.

And now that he's a bitchy, white competitor for the low-T sash that's already adorning the sloping shoulders of Don Lemon, Shep is just a queen without a country.

Posted by: red speck at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (gS3OW)

530 488 "Build Back Better "sounds ghey.....
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM

Ever since I first saw that slogan, I thought that they were trying to subliminally say "build BLACK better". Don't know why, but that's what I see.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (qe5CM)

531 Mind you, moose bites can be nasti.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (exb34)

532 Shot of the parking lot, people wandering off and packing up. Tons of space! My lord, it was maybe like a Farmer's Market!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (G51Gf)
-----------

"Today, at a very important rally by former the former president, Obama, the DNC showed great sensitivity to the COVID Pandemic through social distancing and limiting attendance. Unlike Trump rallies, which are veritable hotbeds of COVID transmission, because the SCIENCE of COVID isn't correctly followed."

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (WEBkv)

533 But seriously, Shep Smith was so overrated, in every way. He always seemed overwrought, and somewhat stupid.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (nkp5d)

534 It's very stupid. I recommend this change:

"Build Biden Better" (we have the technology)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++++
*No one* has that technology.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (hYcqw)

535 Now the Harfer is on.

"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."

Sad, but true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (gFsc7)

536 Prayers up Hadrian.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (TrqdA)

537 He should have received an Enema for his coverage of Balloon Boy!

Posted by: Baldy at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (OLCH5)

538
in the last two generations, more black babies have been aborted than born.

I just sat there for a second, kinda stunned.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:51 PM (sy5kK)


By design.

My plan. It's working.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (9gDA7)

539 He's behind bigly in VBM.

And behind overall by large margins.


Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM (FHHuk)


Proof??

Posted by: Miss Quito at Octobe

To be clear overall in Palm Beach county.

It's deep blue.

Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (FHHuk)

540 Shep is like 95% of the on-air talent at ESPN. They could all be replaced in a day by literally hundreds of people already working on TV in smaller markets or smaller channels and the ratings wouldn't change a bit.

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (7Nkan)

541 We've got a shipment of old-fashioned malted-milk powder being delivered here. I've already promised to have the malteds ready for those relatives who are on the Trump Train!


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM (8/7u2)


nice idea!

malted milk, a whopper and a taco bowl ftw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (sfhL4)

542 535 Now the Harfer is on.

"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."

Sad, but true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (gFsc7)

=========

He definitely got Hillary as far as she could go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)

543
If I worked for a company where that was the protocol, I'd start leaving an industrial strength rat-trap in my desk drawer, under a small sheaf of papers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (XJipD)

544 398 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)

Beware of the flying squirrel........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 27, 2020 12:45 PM (9gDA7)


Must keel moose and squirrel!

Posted by: Boris and Natasha at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (9IdCK)

545 Hang dai Hadrian

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (EZv5p)

546 Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today.

Stop and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (B+qrE)

547 320 You know how we know Trump will win?

Not a single poll troll in weeks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That IS odd....
=======
I called off the trolls. Waste of money. You people are impossible to program.
Posted by: soros at October 27, 2020 12:37 PM (YRZ8l)


We told you Soros.

There is a Moron behind every blade of grass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (sy5kK)

548 Hadrian's wife's story is a nice reminder to everyone who works for someone else. You are disposable. And that's not a bad thing, it's just reality. Don't ever forget as an employee you are simply an expense item. All that happy talk about employees being family members and the greatest assets of a company is all bullshit.

Your employer owes you nothing and you owe your employer nothing. If something better comes along take it.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (22mNy)

549
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

========

I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C." Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

550 "Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."

That's a low bar and she just admitted that Joey isn't good. Self-awareness is never their forte.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (wvLEw)

551 Romans 1:22 catches a lot of folks where they live...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (eaJqd)

552 Palm Beach VBM

DEM 173K

REP 70K

Posted by: Ha at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (FHHuk)

553 true Joe Biden has a car with the license plate, BIGGUY?

-

Hahaha

I bet it's true. There's no way it's not given what we know about DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (EZv5p)

554 Welp, time to take a long break from the blog.....see you in 15 minutes!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (WEBkv)

555 I once worked in an office with 36 people, 30 of them sales. Corporate had the Sales Manager let a bunch go once. A week later they let him go. Cold. The office got down to 3 people eventually and is now closed. Oilfield moved.

Posted by: Javems at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (ofIwF)

556 Underreported: Biden's polling has collapsed in MN.

He's lost 5pts in October. Over that same time period, Trump has remained flat.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Posted by: MJ at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (gAMkn)

557 We told you Soros.



There is a Moron behind every blade of grass.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (sy5kK)

And sometimes 2.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (9Om/r)

558 My dream of dreams is: 15 EV taken from CA in 2021.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (aO8Gd)

559 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him

****************

I plan to lose some of my money at the next navajo owned casino as my way of thanks!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Fembot, Complete With Built in Pizza Oven and 50 Caliber at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (8YFRI)

560 544 398 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)
===

A muffin.

Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (BDZWU)

561 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

The epitome of turning money into noise.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

562
I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

That was amazing last year! I'll bet that the availability and cost of ammunition was a big barrier this year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)

563 Shep was the older ladies' version of a news man -- though bereft of either news or manliness. He was on Fox, so they thought he was a "safe" source, despite his Mean Girls rants and effeminate fainting-couch antics.


Posted by: red speck at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (gS3OW)


I found his show on fox hilarious. He was such a drama queen. He defined it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (sfhL4)

564 Hadrian's wife's story is a nice reminder to everyone who works for someone else. You are disposable. And that's not a bad thing, it's just reality. Don't ever forget as an employee you are simply an expense item. All that happy talk about employees being family members and the greatest assets of a company is all bullshit.

-

Unless it's a mom and pop, screw the two weeks notice nonsense. They're not going to give it to you.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (EZv5p)

565 Is it true Joe Biden has a car with the license plate, BIGGUY?


I saw a picture but it was hard to read.


Not kidding, I wonder if this is true.

The one I saw on Insty's ONT ripoff homage included THE and was very probably Photoshopped.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (an7Mv)

566 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed
Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him (first time endorsing a
presidential candidate) as well. Trump junior replied to the tweet
something about Biden scamming some of the tribes. Not sure how much
this will affect voting, but it is a really big deal.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:50 PM (uquGJ)

It is a big deal. For one thing, Indian reservations are hotbeds for voter fraud.

Posted by: Vendette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (7rZTl)

567 558 My dream of dreams is: 15 EV taken from CA in 2021.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (aO8Gd)

========

That'd be fun.

But, no. They might lose a few, perhaps three.

I do wonder if the midyear exodus from blue states will effect the census and how much, especially in New York. They were probably already about to lose 2. Could a third be on the way?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (NWM+b)

568 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


Why do they have to treat people that way? It's inhumane.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 12:52 PM


***

Most people understand that layoffs happen, but treatment like that is just plain unprofessional. Worth a letter to the President/CEO to tell them.

And then remind them that by the time they receive the letter, over 10,000 FB and Twitter followers will have read about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (axyOa)

569 How come people with huge ratings at FOX can't bring their audience when they leave? We've seen it time and time again.

Because FOX is a brand. The audience--for better or worse, and it's been for the "worst" lately--trusts the BRAND.

I doubt Hannity or even Tucker would take their audience with them if they left FOX

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (HrMC1)

570 lol get blown

Posted by: ShainS at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (WqPYg)

571 529 Shep was the older ladies' version of a news man -- though bereft of either news or manliness. He was on Fox, so they thought he was a "safe" source, despite his Mean Girls rants and effeminate fainting-couch antics.

And now that he's a bitchy, white competitor for the low-T sash that's already adorning the sloping shoulders of Don Lemon, Shep is just a queen without a country.
Posted by: red speck at October 27, 2020 12:54 PM (gS3OW)

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I like the way you articulate things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (jUVms)

572 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him

****************

I plan to lose some of my money at the next navajo owned casino as my way of thanks!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Fembot, Complete With Built in Pizza Oven and 50 Caliber at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (8YFRI)


even the Amish or whoever in PA came out for him

I'm lol'ing mao

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (sfhL4)

573 More black babies aborted than born? I doubt that. They breed like rabbits. you should see them running around the grocery store on check day...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (CM4Fb)

574 We've got a shipment of old-fashioned malted-milk powder being delivered here. I've already promised to have the malteds ready for those relatives who are on the Trump Train!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2020 12:46 PM


All of my malt is becoming beer this weekend. It's that time of year again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (ejd/p)

575 Fake Yapper more like.

Posted by: ethos at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (t9c06)

576 This one's easy.

Cuomo killed off most of his audience.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (8B6Ng)

577 So Shep's on the bottom?

Posted by: f'd at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (bEMDO)

578 Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

__

They don't want newly fired employees doing crazy. It's safer to have them escorted out of the building and their belongings brought to them afterwards.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (22mNy)

579 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


Prayers for your wife, you, and your family. That's an awful thing, especially this time of the year.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (9IdCK)

580
I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.



Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)



The epitome of turning money into noise.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

Oh yes it is. Like muscle cars and harleys it has a high money to decibel ratio. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (9Om/r)

581 549
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

========

I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C." Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

They don't want disgruntled employees trashing stuff, changing passwords, etc.

Also HR is run by bitches and assholes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

582
The only time it's acceptable to behave that way to an employee, is if they have access to sensitive, really important data they could damage or steal. Even then you can have security accompany them, which is embarrassing as it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (XJipD)

583 543 If I worked for a company where that was the protocol, I'd start leaving an industrial strength rat-trap in my desk drawer, under a small sheaf of papers.

Worked where a receptionist was fired at her desk, when she reached in a drawer for her purse, the manager kicked the drawer shut with her hand it.
Mafia money laundry.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (NF15K)

584 Speaking of offices, someone down the hall is having a sneezing fit. Would it be inappropriate to yell, "that bitch got the 'rona!" do you think?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)

585 Unless it's a mom and pop, screw the two weeks notice nonsense. They're not going to give it to you.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (EZv5p)
+++++++++++
My current company does. It is the most humane layoff process I have ever seen (though thankfully not experienced). When they lay you off, it's effective either immediately or at the end of the week - but they keep you on payroll until the end of the next month and then formally terminate you so unemployment starts (along with whatever severance may apply) to give you at least four weeks of normal income and benefits while you start job hunting.

That is *not* normal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (hYcqw)

586
"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."

Sad, but true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

==========

His speechifying on that little stage was pure Obama. Same electrifying lies that got him elected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (G51Gf)

587 I doubt Hannity or even Tucker would take their audience with them if they left FOX
Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2020 12:58 PM (HrMC1)


I think if they all went as a collective, with Laura, maybe.

They have the resources at Fox. That will be the difference.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (sfhL4)

588 The one I saw on Insty's ONT ripoff homage included THE and was very probably Photoshopped.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (an7Mv)

--------

Thanks. There's enough real garbage on Obama/Biden administration. This was more of a curiosity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (jUVms)

589 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?


That would be something to crow about.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (Gd3Hn)

590 O'Keefe Strikes Again! Texas "Republican" Consultant and 'Ballot Chaser' ILLEGALLY Pressures Voter to Change Vote to Democrat Candidate with GIFT! (VIDEO)

...and the blockbuster reveal of something horrible by O'Keefe goes by with crickets. Even here, no real discussion about it. Shrug, something horrific again, oh well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

591 So looking forward to election night ! What network is Martha Raddatz on?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (tX2OH)

592 398 There is a moose in my backyard. Guess I should go out and see what he wants.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 12:44 PM (TrqdA)


The guy out front shoulda told ya!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (gFsc7)

593 561 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

The epitome of turning money into noise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

And for only $650 you too can give 'em the whole nine yards in about 25 seconds.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (CLteG)

594 What's funny about Shep is that if he just stuck around Fox a little longer, waiting for the Spaulding Murdochs to get comfortable leading the network, he would have found the network coming around to his POV.

He should have stayed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (6xA3t)

595 >>>>Build Back Better "sounds ghey.....


>>Also a grammatical abortion .




Biden ripped it off from a UK organization, and it refers to to implementing a green new deal plan when building back after COVID.

They have a website: https://www.buildbackbetteruk.org/

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (FSkC7)

596 >"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."



that's like being the leper with the most fingers

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (iTXRQ)

597 Also HR is run by bitches and assholes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

Human Resources is neither human nor a resource.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (Gd3Hn)

598 565 Is it true Joe Biden has a car with the license plate, BIGGUY?


I saw a picture but it was hard to read.


Not kidding, I wonder if this is true.
The one I saw on Insty's ONT ripoff homage included THE and was very probably Photoshopped.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (an7Mv)

Vanity plates in that State are up to 7 letters.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (NgKpN)

599 That reminds me, I should start looking elsewhere for employment.

Store manager maybe on the way out since they just replaced most of her immediate underlings. And of the new ones, most can't seem to organize an orgy in a brothel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (wvLEw)

600
PS, I did the rat-trap trick to one of my brothers. I knew someone was pilfering cash from my drawer, so I put it in there under a handkerchief with a $10 bill on top. That learned 'im.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (XJipD)

601 542 535 Now the Harfer is on.

"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."

Sad, but true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 12:55 PM (gFsc7)

That is hilarious - does she even realize what she's saying? "The guy who can never run for office again is still better than all 20 of the people we tried to run this cycle!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (Kpl3J)

602 This is delicious!

Posted by: Eli Cash at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (67sg6)

603 Thanks.
Cheers, Seems Legit.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (an7Mv)

604 593 561 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

The epitome of turning money into noise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

And for only $650 you too can give 'em the whole nine yards in about 25 seconds.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (CLteG)

Also a sales pitch I heard at the Bunny Ranch.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (CLteG)

605 593 561 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

The epitome of turning money into noise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

And for only $650 you too can give 'em the whole nine yards in about 25 seconds.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (CLteG)

Do you get to cuddle for the rest of the two hours, at least?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (ifmtJ)

606 Turns out theres no shortage of flamers in fake news

Posted by: The King of Headbutting at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (qltEd)

607 Republicans LEAD in early voting in Wisconsin.

Imma get some more pudding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (B+qrE)

608 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers

and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed

back to her desk.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)


I just hate that crap. An employee has been with a company for years, busted their ass for them them and then one day the company decides to get rid of the employee and they treat them like a criminal trespassing on their property. I've been at a company where they had security at the person's desk while they cleaned it out. I know some people can flip out, but most are in shock over and probably will be for a while.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (4rG3B)

609 Same place, exec salesman stole enough to cash buy a new lexus and enough coke to destroy another employee gal. Company had private goons block his car in lot and escort him out to their vehicle.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (NF15K)

610 Ohhh....Biden's not having big events on purpose...woo floo.

Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (AwYPR)

611 I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C." Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)


We used to joke that companies would call a fire drill, then lock the doors when everyone was outside in the parking lot, and throw their stuff out the windows to them.

It was kind of a joke. Kind of not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (gFsc7)

612 Recall the little noticed Supreme Court ruling that halted Dems attempt to continue the Census?

And let's remember: they may have kept the immigration question off the census, but Trump will not let them be counted

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (aO8Gd)

613 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

That would be something to crow about.

--

What about the Mohawks? Weren't they supposed to be one of the more ruthless tribes in the upper NE?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (O+I8R)

614 517And there it is:

Gab@TheBigOldDog

Holy crap here comes the nuke. They have audio of Hunter admitting to bring in business with the chief intel officer of China. They just read the transcript on Bannon Warroom. Devastating. Sounds like we will hear the actual audio on Tucker tonight
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (FSkC7)
******
Remember when PDT said at a debate told Sloe Joe, we have it all on tape?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM (


***

Think about it.
Can you imagine any bigger October surprise than this? The candidate of one of the major parties is totally compromised.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)

615 599 That reminds me, I should start looking elsewhere for employment.

Store manager maybe on the way out since they just replaced most of her immediate underlings. And of the new ones, most can't seem to organize an orgy in a brothel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (wvLEw)

Always good to have options.

Good luck to you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (ifmtJ)

616 News like this give me the utmost respect for the business that Rush built. No one else, just him. It is his audience in a way that no one since Johnny Carson has built within the mass media framework.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (JRaU+)

617 I was let go twice in my life. First time it was in person, get your things, your services are no longer needed. It was a firing from a job I hated so it was kinda nice. Saved me from having to quit.

The second time it was via the phone, several rounds of layoffs had already happened, I knew my number was bound to come up eventually. It was a 30 second conversation basically me saying yep I know, it's cool. Nice working for you. Grabbed my shit, said good bye to a few co-workers and out the door I went.

Both times I wasn't upset or angry or sad even. Shit happens. Go on with your life. And both times it ended up being a blessing in disguise as the next job I got was much better than the previous one.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (22mNy)

618 Puppet Show

Shepard Smith reads the News

Free Bon Jovi concert

Joe Biden rally

Did we say "Puppet Show"?

Posted by: An Observation at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (+2ZEU)

619 Ohhh....Biden's not having big events on purpose...woo floo.

Which makes less than zero sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

620 607 Republicans LEAD in early voting in Wisconsin.

Imma get some more pudding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (B+qrE)

===========

I have a theory that Trump has a constituency that mirrors one of Obama's.

Obama's was young minorities.

Trump's is working class whites with Democratic heritage.

These constituencies only come out for their guy, and no one else.

That's great for this year.

That's not great for 2022 or 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (NWM+b)

621 Speaking of Shep It seems there's a higher percentage of gays in the media than in the general population. I don't know if that's true but that's my observation.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (HZRln)

622
They don't want disgruntled employees trashing stuff, changing passwords, etc.

Also HR is run by bitches and assholes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo

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Ah.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (G51Gf)

623 That is hilarious - does she even realize what she's saying?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (Kpl3J)


Of course not. Why should she start now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (gFsc7)

624 Leftist voters worship Obama, absolutely sycophantic. You think Trump voters go too far, these people are glassy-eyed zealots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

625 At the place I worked at, they accidentally turned off the security cards for 6 AM rather than PM. Got a call from a team member showing up for her early shift and couldn't get in.

This will be my last job and we are so short staffed right now. We can't find people to hire.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (YynYJ)

626 Sounds like Ted Nugent is back.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (5FCda)

627 I remember a company I knew of that had 50-60 employees and the bigger company that owned it sent in a kill squad to fire them all with the intention of absorbing the business, which was successful. The termination team took them one at a time to a conference room, leaving the remaining ones at their desks. They soon figured out what was going on and started wiping the computers. Since it was an intellectual property company, all the "property" was essentially gone. They even wiped the info about a PO box where the bill for an environmental warehouse that held all the company's hard records were, so it went unpaid and everything went into the landfill. Total loss.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (/uaBM)

628 "Build Back Better" is meaningless hooey.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (O+I8R)

629 The Dems will lead the late vote.

Posted by: Quint at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (ycpn3)

630 Don't really begrudge Bullwinkle. He's just doing what moose do. On the other hand, if the troll shows up at my back fence, I will shoot him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (TrqdA)

631 Ohhh....Biden's not having big events on purpose...woo floo.

But the black guy is expendable? Is that the implication?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (gFsc7)

632 So with Shep, over 50% of cable news anchor men are homos or Fredos?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (pw+jk)

633 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

That would be something to crow about.


Someone should check Inuit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)

634 As Dennis Prager says, Obama is excellent at saying nothing, NOTHING!

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (jUVms)

635 And the bologna sandwich with vegetable soup sounds good! I had a corn tortilla with refried beans and some cheese.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (YynYJ)

636
Oh there's an outplacement service for her. Sure, she's 67.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (mht8P)

637
That's not great for 2022 or 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

=========

Been thinking about 2024. It's going to have to be another weirdo, like Ric Grenell. Sorry, Senator Cotton, it's not your time. It may not be for a long time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (G51Gf)

638 Always have your resume ready to go. Never stop networking. Always keep tabs on who is hiring and where. You will never give a fuck if you get laid off if you know there is another job waiting for you easily.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (22mNy)

639 Remember when PDT said at a debate told Sloe Joe, we have it all on tape?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 12:53 PM


coming to a big screen at a Trump rally near you!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (sfhL4)

640 I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why
they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C."
Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why
the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you
had in the fridge" standard practice?



I got tricked into a fake customer conference call. When I got there they told me that it was a termination. I shut my mouth, grabbed my stuff and hit the exit.

Hurt like hell but was the best thing that ever happened to me. Lying assholes.

I heard that the company laid off almost everyone shortly thereafter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (3P/5p)

641 I remember a company I knew of that had 50-60 employees and the bigger company that owned it sent in a kill squad to fire them all with the intention of absorbing the business, which was successful. The termination team took them one at a time to a conference room, leaving the remaining ones at their desks. They soon figured out what was going on and started wiping the computers. Since it was an intellectual property company, all the "property" was essentially gone. They even wiped the info about a PO box where the bill for an environmental warehouse that held all the company's hard records were, so it went unpaid and everything went into the landfill. Total loss.
Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (/uaBM)


Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (gFsc7)

642 464 And there it is:

Gab@TheBigOldDog

Holy crap here comes the nuke. They have audio of Hunter admitting to bring in business with the chief intel officer of China. They just read the transcript on Bannon Warroom. Devastating. Sounds like we will hear the actual audio on Tucker tonight
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 12:49 PM (FSkC7)


Bannon said on yesterday's show that he had a blockbuster coming out today.

Sounds like he wasn't kidding.

WarRoom Pandemic is delayed on my cable channel to later today. DVR is already set.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (sy5kK)

643 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

That would be something to crow about.


Someone should check Inuit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)

Sioux little time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (B+qrE)

644 632 So with Shep, over 50% of cable news anchor men are homos or Fredos?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (pw+jk)

___

Are you including Rachel Maddow in that?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (22mNy)

645 Your employer owes you nothing and you owe your employer nothing. If something better comes along take it.
Posted by: Asshoes

The problem now is wuhan and age prohibit a healthy job market.

Posted by: Infidel at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (2xZJI)

646 ...and the blockbuster reveal of something horrible by O'Keefe goes by with crickets. Even here, no real discussion about it. Shrug, something horrific again, oh well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

I think it's because what O'Keefe captures is too small time, it's just some low level flunkie doing what we all know and assume all low level flunkies do. For example, I think it's disgusting what that "voters helper" is doing, but it certainly doesn't surprise me. That's what they all do, that's what they have always done.

Show me how that can be leveraged into charges higher up the chain of responsibility, and then I'll get more excited about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)

647 581 549
My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C." Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

They don't want disgruntled employees trashing stuff, changing passwords, etc.

Also HR is run by bitches and assholes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

IT Training company I once worked for as the Senior Instructor had me find them an IT consultant to do a security sweep of the network.

Which was weird as we TAUGHT IT Security.

Once it was done, I was fired and escorted out of the building, and the 'IT Consultant' changed all the Admin passwords.

Funny thing? IT Consultant happened to be an Retired Green Beret Friend of mine, who was going through a Divorce AND WAS LIVING AT MY HOUSE.

Needless to say, there was much laughter involved, especially as he never got rid of some of the backdoors I told him about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

648 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (Gd3Hn)


John James.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (t+qrx)

649 And prayers up for the Hadrian family. Hope something better turns up soon for both of you.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (YynYJ)

650 I like the British term news 'readers' instead of news 'anchors' or 'reporters'. These puffed-up talking heads need the modern-day equivalent of that guy in ancient Rome whose job was to remind Caesar he was mortal.

Posted by: troyriser at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (OLtrr)

651 This will be my last job and we are so short staffed right now. We can't find people to hire.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (YynYJ)

I've been hearing that a lot. I think a lot of the unemployed are enjoying that extra $300-600 a week and don't want to go back to work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)

652 The Dems are acting like they're terrified.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (HZRln)

653

The Project Veritas thing is insane.

They are harassing a woman about how she voted. They are not even supposed to know!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (sfhL4)

654 549- I've seen this at places when mass slaughters occur. I don't know why they don't say "Get your personals and report to Conference Room C." Everyone knows what's going to happen, but so what? Does anyone know why the "We'll fetch your purse, the grandkids photos, and the lunch you had in the fridge" standard practice?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM

It's a security issue. They don't want you taking files, deleting work material from your computer or otherwise blowing up the office. In my case, I was told at 3:00 in the afternoon, so they gave me an hour to take some personal files and items to my car and put other stuff in boxes that they mailed to me. For my co-workers who were axed the previous year, they were individually called to a conference room at 9:00am to sign separation agreements and then escorted to the lobby, where they had to wait for their purses and car keys. They were allowed to come back the next day to box up personal items, but their phones and computers were deactivated.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (qe5CM)

655 BabylonBee:New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York

Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (3aI0K)

656 PDT is close to speaking in Lansing, MI.

I met some fine Morons from that neck of the woods in TX last week.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (sy5kK)

657
Total loss.
Posted by: Ruthless

======

That is brutal, and a tale probably well familiar to HR people everywhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (G51Gf)

658 559 Saw a tweet today that the Crow tribe just endorsed Trump. The Navajo nation endorsed him

****************

I plan to lose some of my money at the next navajo owned casino as my way of thanks!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Ordering My Zooey Deschanel Fembot, Complete With Built in Pizza Oven and 50 Caliber at October 27, 2020 12:56 PM (8YFRI)

And I think the Lumbee in North Carolina as well, over the weekend.

Of course, he had just signed their Federal recognition paperwork, IIRC.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (qyH+l)

659 Bye fucker

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at October 27, 2020 01:08 PM (YFetK)

660 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

That would be something to crow about.


Someone should check Inuit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)

Sioux little time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (B+qrE)

Could be a Seminole moment in our nation's history.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (x8Wzq)

661 Re: Sidebar Jonah snark -- he's equating getting coffee with being a forced surrogate mother. That's quite a stretch for a joke. Too much, it doesn't work.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (FSkC7)

662 That's what the field tech supervisor told me. They did manage to find a new network admin. They need installers and we could use another tech support.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (YynYJ)

663 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

That would be something to crow about.


Someone should check Inuit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (axyOa)

Sioux little time.
---
I Hopi they will endorse Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (aO8Gd)

664 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?


---------

Trump has the helicopter gunship vote locked.

Posted by: josephistan at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (Izzlo)

665 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (Gd3Hn)
Hellfire Missiles

Posted by: Quint at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (ycpn3)

666 LOL...I follow ladies on YouTube that get more views than that for cleaning their house. He always was a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: AmyRay at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (nruNu)

667 645 Your employer owes you nothing and you owe your employer nothing. If something better comes along take it.
Posted by: Asshoes
===

And yet employers expect employees to give two weeks notice when they decide to leave. Honestly, when I leave my current job I won't give them that courtesy because I don't expect it from them so why should they expect courtesy from me?

Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (BDZWU)

668 There was a lot of drumming in lieu of applause at that rally.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (qyH+l)

669 One small piece of advice regarding "sign this and leave." The correct response is, "I decline under advice of counsel."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (Hf7hU)

670 637
That's not great for 2022 or 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

=========

Been thinking about 2024. It's going to have to be another weirdo, like Ric Grenell. Sorry, Senator Cotton, it's not your time. It may not be for a long time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (G51Gf)

=========

The opportunity for 2024 is getting those errant Trump voters to vote in the Republican primary in places like Michigan and Iowa.

That could lead to the actual absorption of that demo into the Republican Party.

Trump's going to treat 2024 like a CEO succession plan. He will announce his pick in early 2023, and he will help that person with every tool he can.

The idea that Jeb or someone like him will walk in and sweep the Republican nomination is silly. Trump's not going to disappear in 2024. He's going to make sure that his company, the Republican Party and the executive branch of the federal government, carries on with someone who shares his vision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (NWM+b)

671 >Someone should check Inuit.



Ute think they already did
I Hopi they do

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (iTXRQ)

672
641 I remember a company I knew of that had 50-60 employees and the bigger company that owned it sent in a kill squad to fire them all with the intention of absorbing the business, which was successful. The termination team took them one at a time to a conference room, leaving the remaining ones at their desks. They soon figured out what was going on and started wiping the computers. Since it was an intellectual property company, all the "property" was essentially gone. They even wiped the info about a PO box where the bill for an environmental warehouse that held all the company's hard records were, so it went unpaid and everything went into the landfill. Total loss.
Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (/uaBM)

Beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (gFsc7)

---------

Ahhhh, this is exactly why they treat you poorly and don't allow you to go back to your desk. People get petty.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (jUVms)

673 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?



That would be something to crow about.





Someone should check Inuit.


Sioux little time.



Arapaho: CardiB.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (3P/5p)

674 >>>Shep might as well have been reading assembly instructions for Ikea furniture.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 27, 2020 12:13 PM (Wm5SB)

Don't forget to add a glory hole!

Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (q177U)

675 I like the British term news 'readers' instead of news 'anchors' or 'reporters'. These puffed-up talking heads need the modern-day equivalent of that guy in ancient Rome whose job was to remind Caesar he was mortal.
Posted by: troyriser at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (OLtrr)


More like the Roman town criers. I always think of this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH0kO5qcPf8

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (gFsc7)

676 Re: Sidebar Jonah snark

Coffee is a sandwich. Fight him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (B+qrE)

677 "I like the British term news 'readers' instead of news 'anchors' or 'reporters'."

No, 'anchor seems right -- a lot of dead weight to be trusted up and tossed in the ocean.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (XqxSN)

678 Obama was half black, now Kamala claims she grew up black, but parents (from what I hear) are actually BOTH Indian (dot). Her father does have connections to India .. even though he was born in Jamaica, that doesn't prove his roots are from Africa. How and why did he find a wife from India? Another indicator that perhaps his heritage is also India, not Africa.


The "proof" the left offers is that 90% of Jamaica came out of Africa ... but what percent of that came as slaves? Kamala's father was an economic prof' ... which fits the Indian stereotype ... though Obama's father was supposedly educated, he did nothing of note except polygamy and dying drunk.


And now Kamala is even faking a black inner city accent I hear? sheesh ... anyway, just more questions about these liars and pretenders.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

679 They are harassing a woman about how she voted. They are not even supposed to know!

And its a REPUBLICAN consultant pressuring her to vote Democrat and offering gifts if she does.

But a real yawner huh? meh, nothing to talk about

DID YOU SEE WHAT AOC SAID YESTERDAY? LETS TALK ABOUT THAT FOR 600 posts!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

680
Think about it.
Can you imagine any bigger October surprise than this? The candidate of one of the major parties is totally compromised.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)


As horrible as this is, I think the even bigger story is that the American Progda Press has conspired to hide all information about this historically bad corruption.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (sy5kK)

681
>"Obama is the most effective Democrat politician today."







that's like being the leper with the most fingers

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (iTXRQ)

lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (9Om/r)

682 I can't believe my people are endorsing Trump.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (4q3U3)

683 That's not great for 2022 or 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:04 PM (NWM+b)

So we have 2 years to clean house? Fine by me. Ruthless with no mercy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (TrqdA)

684 At lunch with other ad agency types, talk got around to worst art director you'd ever worked for. Turned out we all named the same guy, in different agencies. SOB would set you up with bad directions, lie, and ditch you for the next paid-less sucker.

Posted by: Banned at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (NF15K)

685 Sounds like Ted Nugent is back.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 27, 2020 01:05 PM (5FCda)
*******
Got you in stranglehold baby

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (u1lzU)

686 637
That's not great for 2022 or 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

=========

Been thinking about 2024. It's going to have to be another weirdo, like Ric Grenell. Sorry, Senator Cotton, it's not your time. It may not be for a long time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (G51Gf)

I had a friend that said that if it was Mike Pence at the topic of the ticket, then we would easily win.

I told him that it was my opinion that Pence wouldn't have a prayer. We aren't going back, too much has happened and Trump is the modest iteration of what comes next.

Posted by: JTinKC at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (WN4Rn)

687 Cleanup on aisle 573

Posted by: Liberty at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (OXljM)

688 And yet employers expect employees to give two weeks notice when they decide to leave. Honestly, when I leave my current job I won't give them that courtesy because I don't expect it from them so why should they expect courtesy from me?
Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (BDZWU)


But ... but ... we're all just a big family!

Is there anyone stupid enough to take that seriously?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (gFsc7)

689 The idea that Jeb or someone like him will walk in and sweep the Republican nomination is silly. Trump's not going to disappear in 2024. He's going to make sure that his company, the Republican Party and the executive branch of the federal government, carries on with someone who shares his vision.

The bench is deep.

Pence
Pompeo
Grennell
Cotton
Haley
Noem
Abbott
Rick Scott
DeSantis
Blackburn

It's going to be lit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (B+qrE)

690 Shep's new job:

Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (pB6Gt)

691 Hunter Biden Audio on Chinese Spies and Joe

audio: https://tinyurl.com/y39fpk3t

Posted by: Tami at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)

692 686
I had a friend that said that if it was Mike Pence at the topic of the ticket, then we would easily win.

I told him that it was my opinion that Pence wouldn't have a prayer. We aren't going back, too much has happened and Trump is the modest iteration of what comes next.
Posted by: JTinKC at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (WN4Rn)

==========

If the Republican electorate considers Trump a successful president come 2024, the next presidential candidate is going to have to do a lot of the same things that Trump did.

Entertain is one.

Fight the press is another.

Not give a fuck is a third.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (NWM+b)

693 Pompeo is an exceptional administration pick.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (jUVms)

694 So is Grenell.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (jUVms)

695 Black and Decker is closing their Factory in China, according to a Chinese source.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (+EmBK)

696 Bannon's Chinese Dissidents need to stop dropping fake and gay photos. They are poisoning their own well. If there is no location next to the date and time, then it's from a porno. It takes only horny Autistic guys a few minutes to figure it out. The last one took a few minutes before some Danisfag figured it out and found the clip.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FOOT? at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (6Urmc)

697 Vanity plates in that State are up to 7 letters.
No kidding. That's why I thought it was 'Shopped and the fact that it had a font that looked like it was an Art Deco one. Biden was also on Jay Leno's car show a few years ago and the plate on his Stingray (IIRC) convertible was an ordinary DE numeric one although the last two characters are worn off on the plate a bit making them difficult to make out.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (an7Mv)

698
Trump's going to treat 2024 like a CEO succession plan. He will announce his pick in early 2023, and he will help that person with every tool he can.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM (NWM+b)


The Trump Broadcasting Network will be YUUUGE when it begins in 2025.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (sy5kK)

699 Shemp is one paycheck away from doing a Youtube blog.

Posted by: Menack at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (buTO7)

700 693 Pompeo is an exceptional administration pick.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (jUVms)

==========

Secretary of State used to be the stepping stone to the presidency, you know...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:13 PM (NWM+b)

701 699. He seemed more like an OnlyFans guy.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 27, 2020 01:14 PM (JRaU+)

702 667 645 Your employer owes you nothing and you owe your employer nothing. If something better comes along take it.
Posted by: Asshoes
===

And yet employers expect employees to give two weeks notice when they decide to leave. Honestly, when I leave my current job I won't give them that courtesy because I don't expect it from them so why should they expect courtesy from me?
Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (BDZWU)

___

Burning bridges isn't a good idea. My point was don't get emotionally invested with your employer. Treat it as a business relationship and nothing more. But as with other business relationships don't be an asshole.

Back when I was a cube dweller I never had anything personal in my cube. No pictures, no knick knacks, nada. If I needed to pack up and leave it would take me all of 90 seconds.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:14 PM (22mNy)

703
The idea that Jeb or someone like him will walk in and sweep the Republican nomination is silly. Trump's not going to disappear in 2024. He's going to make sure that his company, the Republican Party and the executive branch of the federal government, carries on with someone who shares his vision.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

========

That's what I hope. Let's face it though, the candidate is everything. Even Obama couldn't drag Hillary across the finish line.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (G51Gf)

704 Pompeo is an exceptional administration pick.

The most effective SecState ever in my opinion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (B+qrE)

705 634 As Dennis Prager says, Obama is excellent at saying nothing, NOTHING!
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2020 01:06 PM (jUVms)

I don't know if its the rage he conjures up in me or not, but I think he sounds like an idiot. I have never thought he sounded intelligent. His speech pattern is off or something. I think it is intellectual abuse to make someone say he's a great orator.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (sI15f)

706 not unlike most democrats: if ol shep knew even HALF as much as he THINKS he does hed know TWICE as much as he ACTUALLY does

Posted by: sound awake at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (0OxUd)

707 So we have 2 years to clean house? Fine by me. Like our SCOTUS, Ruthless with Amy Coney Barret.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 27, 2020 01:11 PM (TrqdA)
=====
Fixord for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

708 Nood.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (B+qrE)

709 Shep schleps rep.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (e1mEI)

710 But ... but ... we're all just a big family!

Is there anyone stupid enough to take that seriously?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 27, 2020 01:12 PM (gFsc7)

___

Yeah there are. Especially people who stay with one company for years and years. They start to believe the family nonsense.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (22mNy)

711 Another small company I knew of in Dublin. Owner company sent a couple of execs from London to shut down the agency. They arranged to clean out the place over the weekend unknown to the staff, and were waiting with the news of their firing when staff arrived on Monday morning. Whereupon the Irish lads beat the ever living f*ck out of the London team. Only in Ireland.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (/uaBM)

712 703
The idea that Jeb or someone like him will walk in and sweep the Republican nomination is silly. Trump's not going to disappear in 2024. He's going to make sure that his company, the Republican Party and the executive branch of the federal government, carries on with someone who shares his vision.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it

========

That's what I hope. Let's face it though, the candidate is everything. Even Obama couldn't drag Hillary across the finish line.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2020 01:15 PM (G51Gf)

=========

I fully expect Trump to understand his own strengths, maybe not his own weaknesses, but definitely his own strengths.

He'll want to see that in the person who comes next.

I imagine he's been considering his succession since he won election in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (NWM+b)

713 this is YouTube of Kamala's father ... does he sound/look black African, or Indian? Yes he was born in Jamaica. Sounds more Indian to me.


https://tinyurl.com/y5fjfxg2

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (Cus5s)

714 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?


That would be something to crow about.


Someone should check Inuit.

I'm sure they'll have Nunavut.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (an7Mv)

715 NOOD Biden

Posted by: Max Power at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (q177U)

716 Good thing they saved all the damning Biden stuff for when half the country has already voted.

Posted by: The King of Headbutting at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (qltEd)

717 Actually Trumps best pick overall has been Larry Kudlow by probably a wide margin.


He's quite and executes like a boss.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (HPc8U)

718 Burning bridges isn't a good idea. My point was don't get emotionally invested with your employer. Treat it as a business relationship and nothing more. But as with other business relationships don't be an asshole.

Back when I was a cube dweller I never had anything personal in my cube. No pictures, no knick knacks, nada. If I needed to pack up and leave it would take me all of 90 seconds.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:14 PM (22mNy)
===

Yeah, you're probably right. I wouldn't want past employers to say bad things about me. But if I somehow fall backasswards into money all bets are off man!

Posted by: Augustine at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (BDZWU)

719 Someone should check Inuit.

Ute think they already did
I Hopi they do
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 27, 2020 01:10 PM


They'll be up the creek if they don't.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (ejd/p)

720 I did not see it mentioned here. Obamas rally was in a parking lot with what looked like maybe a 100 cars. People stood beside their cars or stayed in them. Some cheers , occasional honking.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (/SdbK)

721 I've been fired twice, both times when I caught higher ups doing something illegal. In both cases they stole my privately owned computers and books.


Once I showed up there with a police officer friend of mine and retrieved most of my stolen property.

Posted by: An Observation at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (+2ZEU)

722 230 when some smart ass asked if I was homophobic, was that I'm so homophobic that I don't even like looking at my own dick.
heh.

I hate the word "homophobic" which suggests fear, though. There should be a better suffix.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 27, 2020 12:28 PM (3P/5p)

***********

"Homoapathetic" is the term I would use, for myself at least.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 27, 2020 01:18 PM (oaWXk)

723 What about the Mohawks? Weren't they supposed to be one of the more ruthless tribes in the upper NE?
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (O+I8R)

And the Iroquois. Almost wiped out the Hurons, IIRC. And the French Jesuit missionaries. Might have been in the employ of the English. Or Massachussetts.m

Posted by: Fox2! at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (qyH+l)

724 Texas may not be fully red but the state I visited last weekend doesn't bear much resemblance to the one I left twenty-five years ago.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (XxJt1)

725 Back when I was a cube dweller I never had anything personal in my cube. No pictures, no knick knacks, nada. If I needed to pack up and leave it would take me all of 90 seconds.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 27, 2020 01:14 PM (22mNy)


1. Nothing important or personal ever goes on company computers or in the desk
2. Little decorations that you can pack up in a plastic shopping bag
3. IoT stuff around the office that has not been secured is an implicit invite to leave a little going-away present on a deadman's switch:
https://stoatnet.org/fridgehack.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (t+qrx)

726 And yet employers expect employees to give two weeks notice when they decide to leave. Honestly, when I leave my current job I won't give them that courtesy because I don't expect it from them so why should they expect courtesy from me?
Posted by: Augustine
-----
when you give them notice and they tell you to leave now, they have to pay you up to the day you provided as your last day.

I got a month's paid vacation that way.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 27, 2020 01:19 PM (WQZ1O)

727 "648 So have the Apaches endorsed anyone yet?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 27, 2020 01:00 PM (Gd3Hn)

John James.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:07 PM (t+qrx)"

A-fuckinf-men, baby. Agile, mobile, hostile.

Posted by: fringe at October 27, 2020 01:20 PM (7ziqN)

728 he reminds me of Super Gay Al from southpark

Posted by: chesty mccheese at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (HVMmF)

729 669 One small piece of advice regarding "sign this and leave." The correct response is, "I decline under advice of counsel."
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM

I think it depends on what they are giving you to leave. In my case, it was 44 weeks of pay and COBRA for a year.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 27, 2020 01:21 PM (qe5CM)

730 Has anyone seen adds on fox for Shemp?

Posted by: Avi at October 27, 2020 01:22 PM (pHlEG)

731 605 593 561 I do wish the crew-served belt-fed machine gun could've come out to play again.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 12:48 PM (t+qrx)

The epitome of turning money into noise.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 27, 2020 12:57 PM (uquGJ)

And for only $650 you too can give 'em the whole nine yards in about 25 seconds.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 27, 2020 01:01 PM (CLteG)

Do you get to cuddle for the rest of the two hours, at least?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 27, 2020 01:02 PM (ifmtJ)


No auto, but it did leave us more time for handguns and long guns.

It wasn't a complete loss.

And I learned a new and improved grip, and can't wait to try it out this weekend!

There was some seriously excellent knowledge being passed around last weekend in TX at all levels.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (sy5kK)

732 661 Re: Sidebar Jonah snark -- he's equating getting coffee with being a forced surrogate mother. That's quite a stretch for a joke. Too much, it doesn't work.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2020 01:09 PM (FSkC7)



There are other definitions of handmaiden besides some poorly written piece of garbage and the book that it's based on that none of the Karens ever read. This is Goldberg failing at being clever by trying to make the reference.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (TO9X0)

733 711 Another small company I knew of in Dublin. Owner company sent a couple of execs from London to shut down the agency. They arranged to clean out the place over the weekend unknown to the staff, and were waiting with the news of their firing when staff arrived on Monday morning. Whereupon the Irish lads beat the ever living f*ck out of the London team. Only in Ireland.
Posted by: Ruthless at October 27, 2020 01:16 PM (/uaBM)

They probably shouted "Up the '98! Up the '45! Up the '16!", and sang rebel songs while they did it.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (qyH+l)

734 717 Actually Trumps best pick overall has been Larry Kudlow by probably a wide margin.


He's quite and executes like a boss.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2020 01:17 PM (HPc8U)

Kudlow has now worked for both Reagan and Trump. I don't think anyone else can say that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2020 01:24 PM (6xA3t)

735 And I learned a new and improved grip, and can't wait to try it out this weekend!

There was some seriously excellent knowledge being passed around last weekend in TX at all levels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 27, 2020 01:23 PM (sy5kK)


Did you get to try scuba_dude's SIG with the reflex sight?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2020 01:27 PM (t+qrx)

736 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back to her desk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

Well, crap! Was this totally unexpected?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2020 01:31 PM (jWrQ1)

737 Can you imagine any bigger October surprise than this? The candidate of one of the major parties is totally compromised.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)

============
No, we cannot. Too bad the story will never be heard.

Posted by: NYT, WaPo, Network News, Twitter, Facebook and Google at October 27, 2020 01:32 PM (tX2OH)

738 My wife is home now. Her job has been eliminated. Sign these papers and
leave. Someone had to go get her handbag, since she wasn't allowed back
to her desk.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

=============
I hate big companies and their inhuman Human Relations departments. Hope she gets a package at least, and has some income while looking for a job. Prayers up for you and yours.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 27, 2020 01:34 PM (tX2OH)

739 our true advantage: they are a legend in their own minds. and we know it.

Posted by: projection on steroids at October 27, 2020 01:38 PM (V9NdA)

740 He can boost his ratings if he deliberately drives into someone in a parking lot like 20 years ago.

Posted by: MikeN at October 27, 2020 01:39 PM (3G2Nq)

741 Look, just spitballing here, but it seems like this election with a "late surge" for Trump and heavy focus on battlegrounds is one where we could have a super-surprise State go Trump.

I'm thinking Washington. Okay, laugh your asses off, I deserve it.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 27, 2020 02:14 PM (pinX9)

742
My late BiL always called this guy "Shemp Smith". For years I helpfully corrected him: He is ESL and I thought his error was in the same category as when he said to "open/close" a room light instead of "turn on/off" the room light: a translation or language "wiring" problem.

It turns out it was his wry sense of humor at work... his way of calling the guy a clown!

Of course, I immediately objected to that!

Shemp Stooge had a huge amount of talent!
"Shemp Smith" has a talent deficit, in addition to his honesty deficit!

Boy! I really miss my BiL! He's to a great guy taken too soon.

Greybeard

Posted by: Greybeard at October 27, 2020 02:36 PM (/QtOi)

743 @742:
He's to = Here's to

Sorry.

Posted by: Greybeard at October 27, 2020 02:38 PM (/QtOi)

744 He did it to himself.

Posted by: Eve at October 27, 2020 03:06 PM (L5yo0)

745 "But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce".____________________________________

Well, tha'st what his boyfriend said anyway!

Posted by: old codger at October 27, 2020 03:07 PM (FUph8)

746 744
He did it to himself.

Posted by: Eve at October 27, 2020 03:06 PM (L5yo0)

You mean like TOOBIN???

Posted by: old codger at October 27, 2020 03:08 PM (FUph8)

747 Shep "They're eating babies in the Superdome because global warming" Smith.

In fairness to the sodomite, Smith, he was talking about black people and reading news from Africa makes that far less out-there than you negro-worshippering conservatives might like to think.

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 27, 2020 03:35 PM (jsNGa)

748 There is no way they paid Shep to actually do a television show.

Posted by: Carl at October 27, 2020 03:46 PM (QieTZ)

749 How do you have repeats on a news channel?

Posted by: Chris W at October 27, 2020 03:46 PM (ENWT/)

750 They will Megyn Kelly him and get him thrown off the air and then settle his contract. These foxnews folks do not realize there is very few alternatives to fox news so the ratings are inflated.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 27, 2020 05:08 PM (Qc+Wp)

751 "Sheppie used to get ratings of one million or more at Fox. Or, I should say, Fox News garnered ratings of one million even while temporarily featuring Shep Smith.
But Shep Smith thought he was the secret sauce."

God I know how that goes.
I once had a job at a 7-11 in Goleta, California. I worked the overnight shift and man, I'm telling you I sold more fuckin' coffee from 5-7 AM than you could believe. So I decided I'd start selling coffee on my own and keep all that sweet lucre for myself.
Seems people didn't want to buy coffee served out of the rear of my Pinto hatchback in a Home Depot parking lot as much as I expected them to.
Life can be a mean bitch, huh Shep?

Posted by: jbspry at October 27, 2020 06:28 PM (ATe9j)

752 Never cared for him

Posted by: gerald hargrove at October 27, 2020 06:35 PM (DGhBh)

753 That sassy sissy thought he was All That Plus A Cup of Coffee, huh? LOL!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2020 06:57 PM (2Ia/C)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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