aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Early Open Thread
I'm knocking off early. I got sick over the weekend, again. It keeps happening.
Update: I didn't give you anything in the post. That was wrong. So here is a gift for all of you.Canada Galaxy Pageants, a women's-only beauty pageant based out of Toronto, Ontario, is facing human rights complaints from self-proclaimed lesbian warrior princess and tech blogger Jessica Yaniv, after not being accepted as a contestant in the pageant's "28 Years and Older" division.Also, they're reaching the end of "debate" over Amy Coney Barrett's nomination. I'll put up a new thread when they start the vote.
Yaniv, who is transgender with male genitals, was initially accepted into the contest, having not mentioned that she was transgender with male genitals on her application. This would go against the pageant's policy, who only allow biological females, or those who had "fully transitioned" and no longer had male genitals to compete in the pageant. This policy was noted in all paperwork and on the website.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brian at October 26, 2020 07:20 PM (eV752)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 26, 2020 07:20 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: cccp3o at October 26, 2020 07:21 PM (TQ2jO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:21 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: CN at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Java Joe at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (TUMBS)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (QWQ7p)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: jsg at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (WUYtt)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: lizabth at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Looking out for you, we are
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (rJ1YP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vendette at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (h0b8l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Shows how wrong Morons were at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Joe Biden, shampoo expert at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (GIeIM)
Ace:
Get laid. And chicken soup. Not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
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Or, get laid in chicken soup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (5mpUn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (ufFY8)
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Ace:
Get laid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
Oh wait. That's better advice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: lizabth at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: The Chicken at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (fkZSk)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (WYkSr)
"Biden just told reporters he's been working 12-hour days at unscheduled appearance in Chester, PA, which is less than 20 miles from his home."
[my experience is that constipation will do that to you]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: buzzion at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (vMCab)
ace, have you tried "food"?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (3P/5p)
lol
Take care of yourshelf.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: BignJames at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Augustine at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Alp4m)
Posted by: jmel at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 26, 2020 07:20 PM (0V/8D)
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I'm getting omni-directional MoMee shame for not going!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just picked up 300 rds of Winchester 5.56 62 gr FMJ Green Tip ammo for
251.10 (Shipping and tax included) on Fin Feather Fur Outfitters.
https://www.finfeatherfur.com/
Reposting an ammo sighting from last thread
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Zombie Harrison at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (4a9Vv)
Project Screw Over RGB Legacy is a go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Oh, sweetie, isn't that hem a little low for you? Can't see the fishnets or the 5-inch heels!
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Slime Mold Excrement at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (O+f72)
At least someone grasps the fundamental nature of the structure of our consented to government.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Menack at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: lizabth at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: Joe Biden, shampoo expert at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: jmel at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (bVhJi)
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His proper title is Cocaine Mitch, War Turtle Supreme.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Weasel at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mary Trump (Niece) at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (s2VJv)
Get laid and then have her make chicken soup. Then get laid again.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (WYkSr)
Weekends? Drinking too much? Yes, they do.
Posted by: California at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Watch out for drafts. A draft in the fall is a magic carpet for germs
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (8AAY1)
Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (4a9Vv)
You know who else had leg hairs all the kids loved...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (3P/5p)
When you keep calling lids and then claim this, well...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (4a9Vv)
Feel better Mr. Ace O'Spades.
Posted by: Augustine at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Alp4m)
__________
That's Monsieur le Comte As de Pique to you, pal!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)
The NeverTrump rot runs deep and will need to be excised with prejudice once this election is over regardless of the outcome.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (4Yddh)
Posted by: Joe Biden no malarkey at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (fkZSk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Menack at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (5mpUn)
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Cannot stand that sanctimonious piece of excrement . It is vital that President Trump's coattails extend to some of the Senate races.
Let's diminish the minority leader even further.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (ch6++)
Project Screw Over RGB Legacy is a go.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:22 PM (GbPPJ) "
They make them in midget sizes? Just askin.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: millions of babies at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (O+f72)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: George Takai at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (fkZSk)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (okGHj)
It's this one:
https://tinyurl.com/yy7mets3
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)
dats right after I sleep for 15 hours, that is a 27 hour day!
who works harder now? me or chump Trump?
Posted by: Joe Biden, shampoo expert at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (b4rVP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (vuisn)
They endorsed Johnson last time. They just have a hardon against Trump.
And they are broke, circling the the drain financially.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Joe Biden, I think at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: common sense at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (UCCfH)
Posted by: Couldn't hold off the late Deplorable surge at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (V2Yro)
Around Labor Day, I got that little sharp lump in the throat that always precedes a cold or flu. Started just sucking down Halls "C" defense and although I definitely felt off for a day or two, it never developed into sickness.
Normally it would be what it would be but with all this Peking Pox going around, I didn't feel like being treated as a leper. Or having the government "trace" me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Slime Mold Excrement at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (O+f72)
Chuck Schumer's purpose on this planet is to make us smell good.
Posted by: Nadler's Pant Load at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (v0R5T)
I gotta find that and put it on a loop.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)
That could replace hump-bot AND the flaming skull.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: George Takai at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (fkZSk
He didn't say suppositories.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (3aLWR)
https://pjmedia.com/ instapundit/409514/
...while, as someone else mentioned, ACB is being confirmed to SCOTUS on Hilzebub's birthday.
Posted by: Helena Hansbasket at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (/kh7m)
__________________
Yep, by the end of this day, 1/3 of the SCOTUS will be Trump appointees.
LOL, suck it Obama!
And when he wins re-election next week, hopefully in an epic landslide, he may have the chance to nominate a few more in the next four years.
Ooooooooh, the winning. It never gets old!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
C'mere ya whiny little bastahd, I'll give ya somethin' to cry about!!!
Posted by: Chucky's Dad at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Not hot beef injections.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:26 PM (JOV35)
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Second this. Wyoming is breathtaking and you don't have to deal with a lot of people. If I could I'd move there tomorrow and set up a homestead near Devil's Tower.
Posted by: Augustine at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (Alp4m)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (GIeIM)
Looks like Cocaine Mitch's lips and hands have cleared up. Must've been all that coke he handles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/yy7mets3
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)
Nice. But could you just imagine Victory Tits in that dress? It would raise the hemline six inches, at least!
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (V2Yro) "
Bourbon at night, then a 3k run and PT the next morning until I puked. Hot shower. Hot black coffee. Cured.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
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It might be a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (s2VJv)
I had this happen about Memorial Day...blamed allergies, but I never had congestion like that. Diminished smell too. Never been tested, don't want to get on any lists.
Posted by: CN at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)
Probably not from doing something Hunter-Biden friendly, either. I hope you get to feeling better.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:29 PM (JOV35)
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Collins will be gone. Murkowski will be facing a tough re-election if she steps out of line. Romney won't matter, especially after we net +1 in the Senate.
Judicial activism is suddenly going to get drastically redefined down by the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (LvTSG)
Up to 25 gallons of fluid should be used to clear the colon of stool.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)
https://pjmedia.com/ instapundit/409514/
...while, as someone else mentioned, ACB is being confirmed to SCOTUS on Hilzebub's birthday.
Posted by: Helena Hansbasket at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (/kh7m)TROLL LEVEL: POTUS DJT.
https://pjmedia.com/ instapundit/409514/
This makes me happy in my soul shaped cavity.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (6psdy)
Talk is cheap Chuck.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (4a9Vv)
Well, she needs to save opening a vein or shooting heroin for Nov 3rd.
Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (ZoDuK)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 26, 2020 07:20 PM (0V/8D)
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I'm getting omni-directional MoMee shame for not going!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hey, I wasn't shaming!! I hope you can make it next year.
Posted by: Helena Hansbasket at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (WYkSr)
>>> It's the Rona, Ace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
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It might be a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Lupus!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
Then the senate scrambled to confirm Ratcliffe, and not so much, anymore.
Interesting.
Posted by: artemis at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (gm3d+)
United States Senators literally cannot help themselves.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (WYkSr)
"Popsicle Toes"
- - Michael Franks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (Zmnko)
@GrantB911
WARNING - GRAPHIC: Video shows knife-wielding man shot dead by police in Philadelphia.
A crowd of protesters has gathered at the scene.
https://tinyurl.com/y6plzlcy 5.4K views
3:47 PM · Oct 26, 2020
Police say they responded to the location for a domestic incident when they encountered the suspect. The unidentified man was given multiple commands to drop the knife but refused, police say. As he continued to walk toward the officers, he was shot multiple times. The incident was captured on video.
https://t.co/KQXM0lc6ft?amp=1
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Vendette at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (h0b8l)
Either way, you might want to get someone to check out your living space to see if something in the environment is making you sick.
Posted by: Quint at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (ycpn3)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (gm3d+)
An idea so crazy it just might work!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: George Costanza at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
Martin Landau Barbara Bain...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: MrObvious at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (RA2di)
Posted by: Vendette at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (h0b8l)
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7 more minutes?!
But I want it now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:33 PM (Zmnko)
Supposed to be three minutes ago
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
We shame because we care.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (WYkSr)
I got sick over the weekend, again. It keeps happening.
__________
Mange?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)
You can pick up all sorts of things from hobos, just like from pigeons.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Vendette
I want the Turtle to finish with double Vs like Churchill
Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Menack at October 26, 2020 07:25 PM (buTO7)
Those ammonia poppers will do that for ya quick. But kinda knowing Chuckie, he probably used an amyl nitrite popper.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Bollard at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (KnJdm)
>>> It's the Rona, Ace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)
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It might be a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Lupus!
Posted by: George Costanza
hobo kuru
Posted by: vmom2020 chump4trump at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (nUhF0)
But I want it now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (LvTSG)
Mitch is a piker when it comes to delay.
Posted by: Wray, Mueller, Barr, Durham at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ufFY8)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1320857169185673216
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (an7Mv)
Yeah. The Dems are here because of Captain Lazy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (JCrfD)
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They should have shot him in the knee!
Or let him stab them, man! C'mon, it's just a knife! It's not like a knife ever killed anybody, right?
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Lupus!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
It's never Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)
I saw that.. Putin's now their best friend
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (Zmnko)
NBC now trusts Putin in him saying Joe had no dark dealings in Russia or Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1320857169185673216
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (an7Mv)
And the Dems want us to trust Putin now, I suppose.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gregory House at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ZoDuK)
Cocaine Mitch, War Turtle Supreme is speaking...getting close to go time
senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's boyfriend at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (0zCHB)
Posted by: Banned at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (5R+Pp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
Or wherever
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)
Mitch is a piker when it comes to
delay.
Posted by: Wray, Mueller, Barr, Durham at October 26, 2020 07:35
PM (ufFY
Yeah!
Exactly!
Posted by: Sessionzzzzz at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
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An alien.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (gm3d
Probably correct.
Matthew McConaughey said that losing all that weight for Dallas Buyers Club (he got down to 135) made him very susceptible to getting sick. He's normally 190. He had to go in the opposite direction for Gold, getting up to 220. Said when he was heavy, he never got sick and felt great.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (3aLWR)
stop the talking... so boring...too many words...
just vote and eat cake , you useless bastards
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Gregory House at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (yQpMk)
I'm only a dentist but....I concur!!!
Posted by: MrObvious at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (Z4rgH)
Yeah. The Dems are here because of Captain Lazy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (JCrfD)
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To be fair, Mitch kind of fucked him over in the last two years of Obama's presidency, holding off most, if not all, judicial nominations without votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (LvTSG)
Two Scoops has to win next Tuesday. First, to save us from these loons and second, so that we can have the mother of all AOSHQ sessions. It will make 2016 look like a funeral.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1)
Still ace calls a lid much later in the day than Biden...
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2020 07:36 PM (HwiWi)
Hey, Biden has additional excuses...he just can't remember them.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BignJames at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (AwYPR)
Local experts say "follow science and wear a mask."
Make up your minds, which one is it? Should I follow science or wear a mask?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (Xih1H)
So when can I start owning slaves?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
Only the wimmens, silly, and those need to be in red gowns and white wimples..... and you can only screw 'em in the lap of your dried up old hulk of an old lady....
This is getting complicated.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's boyfriend at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (0zCHB)
Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
*whistles, tries to look nonchalant*
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ZoDuK)
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Next year for sure!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1)
Some of us were on masks.
*buffs nails*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Leech Salesman at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1
Oh-oh.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (ptqGC)
Ah geez Ben Had I feel kinda bad about proposing it now, but like I said, nothing would happen and nothing really did and I'll be surprised if much of anything ever does.
However, in the spirit of good fun, I think I will match your contribution to Ace's Vespa fuel fund and will send a screenshot to jewels or mishum or someone to confirm.
Posted by: f'd at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (O+f72)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1)
...crude effigy, finger paintings...
Posted by: hogmartin at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (t+qrx)
The D's desperately need a distraction operation to succeed. Doesn't sound like this one will.
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (DMQdU)
1) My analysis of Florida early vote is correct, Dems are 500K votes behind where they should be right now.
2) Royal Oil will be happy to learn that Nevada is much more in play than I thought. The early vote lead the Dems have is because election day voting will be way down for Dems. They've cannibalized to get the lead they have.
3) Nate Silver may have knowingly publicized polls that he knew were actually fraudulent. Some of the big names in polling may actually be inventing their results, not just getting bad samples.
4) Democrats are below their 2016 early vote numbers in North Carolina. They are looking at a disaster there.
5) Minnesota polling is being heavily influenced by party ID of early votes. Up in the Iron Range, those early votes are for Trump not Biden. Men in St. Louis County (Duluth) are voting for Trump 3:1. This is a heavy Dem county.
6) The Biden laptop story has gotten past the media censors. 75% of PA voters have heard the story and are factoring it into their votes.
7) Waiting for election day to vote is a thing for GOP voters. Large majorities, especially in PA, are telling pollsters and canvassers that they don't trust mail in votes and want to see their IDs checked before voting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Lupus!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
It's never Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)
Could be genital warts.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (+Dp5p)
Which is exactly what Putin WOULD say if Biden was his willing bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (oVJmc)
2. Putin says Biden is clean.
They are ok with both of these.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (JCrfD)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1320857169185673216
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (an7Mv)
And the Dems want us to trust Putin now, I suppose.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Headline I just saw has Putin saying Hunter "made good money" in Ukraine.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (hku12)
What Mitch and Trump have done to change the makeup of the courts including the Supreme Court in one term is incredible. It will be felt for many years after Trump is gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Leech Salesman at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (uxUoN)
Savages! Science has shown us that only heroic purging can rebalance the bodily humours.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Actually, some slices of raw garlic steeped in hot chicken broth. then a hot shower for a few minutes, slip into some sweats, dive under the covers and sweat it out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: Gregory House
_____________
It was never amyloidosis on that show either. But it was always on the differential.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (JOV35)
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I think I'd rather just die.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: KarlHungus at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ozPhh)
I'm only a dentist but....I concur!!!
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reminds me of dermatologists. When in doubt, the diagnosis is dermatitis. I had one tell me to take three different lotions, used for three different problems, mix them together and put them on.
Posted by: Quint at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ycpn3)
Those of you who missed the TXMoMe physically were there in spirit. And frequently in conversation.
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:37 PM (XxJt1)
__________
"I see that idiot Hadrian isn't here, thank the Lord."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (WYkSr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (mNhhD)
They should have shot him in the knee!
Cripple the poor dear and ruin him when he was turning his life around? The Man has Tricknology guns what can shoot the gun out of his hand, without hurting his hand! But racism.
Posted by: Raimundo Cloggenstein at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (5R+Pp)
Sorry to hear you keep getting sick, Ace?
Now, this sickness...does it only occur after consuming an enter bottle of Jack?
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (+q75v)
Understand?
Then, you might be allowed to leave your house.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Piercello at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ajoh7)
*buffs nails*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Mask appearance status
X) Noted( ) Not notedPosted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (XxJt1)
What Mitch and Trump have done to change the makeup of the courts including the Supreme Court in one term is incredible. It will be felt for many years after Trump is gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Assuming Dems abide by rules, decorum, tradition and the law.
Which they will not. But it is an incredible accomplishment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zoomy Toobin at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (4U+4k)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (3aLWR)
Why, yes, I have been watching Cronenberg again. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (RA2di)
Posted by: gregory house m.d. at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
A few of the TXMoMe survivors are probably bulletproof now.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Dr. Pimple Popper at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (
Chicken soup and a schwitz.
Seriously, that shit will cure everything but stage IV cancer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (6FeV1)
What Mitch and Trump have done to change the makeup of the courts including the Supreme Court in one term is incredible. It will be felt for many years after Trump is gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't get me wrong, it's a great thing the two have accomplished, but it started with Mitch pretty much telling Obama to pound sand on any and every appointment.
What Schumer would do to Trump at this point if Democrats gain the majority, and he'd have every right to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (LvTSG)
Everything else is just hokum.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (WYkSr)
Innuendo = Italian suppository.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Marcus T
Maybe a good shoulder massage from the philpina barber
Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: creeper at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (3aLWR)
You mean the Senate?
Anyone not up for reelection this year is cutting ads for their next one. It's not about stopping the confirmation, and it sure as shit isn't about getting Joe elected.
Senators have lots of mouths to feed.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)
Yap Yap Yap - vote already
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (gm3d+)
My mind must be in the gutter (again). I thought you wrote, "Fap Fap Fap"...
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (ynpvh)
Everything else is just hokum.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (WYkSr)
Specifically radium type.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Leech Salesman at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (uxUoN)
Savages! Science has shown us that only heroic purging can rebalance the bodily humours.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Trepanning to let the demons out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: jsg at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (WUYtt)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (ufFY8)
*buffs nails*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
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There wasn't a lot of space left over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (xRn8c)
Bourbon at night, then a 3k run and PT the next morning until I puked. Hot shower. Hot black coffee. Cured.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (JOV35)
I knew a guy like that in college. If he wasn't boozing heavily, he was running absurd lengths for fun i guess. I am still not sure what that was about but he was pretty fun to hang with half the time.
Posted by: Quint at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (ycpn3)
Posted by: common sense at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (UCCfH)
Posted by: dantesed at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (KnJdm)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/escaped-cloned-female-mutant-crayfish-121023140.html
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
This is huge!
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Make America George Again!
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (mNhhD)
No thanks, two Georges as president was enough.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (5FCda)
This is huge!
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (DMQdU)
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This isn't the 50s.
This isn't even the 90s.
This is the roaring 20s, baby. Legacy media can only do so much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (LvTSG)
Everyone else: who the hell's Pug?
I'll be there next year. that'll learn yez.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (x8Wzq)
**********
Confirm about NC. Biden is getting slowly butt fucked with no BLM approved Vaseline to soften the pain.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (+Dp5p)
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)
3
Posted by: CN at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (s2VJv)
(CM = Cocaine Mitch)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Headline I just saw has Putin saying Hunter "made good money" in Ukraine.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (hku12)
***
Let's face it.
Putin has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vdoggeh at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (3aLWR)
2. Putin says Biden is clean.
They are ok with both of these.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (JCrfD)
Cognitive Dissonance - the Democrats' breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourth-meal.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (4Yddh)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (mNhhD)
No thanks, two Georges as president was enough.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)
I can think of three at least.
Posted by: Quint at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ycpn3)
Posted by: Dr. Sanjay Gupta at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZoDuK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Quint
You just described how I got thru the citadel
Posted by: Jean at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (Xih1H)
"And the louder they scream the less accurate they are."
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Piercello at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (ajoh7)
It was suppose to be Insom at the MoMeet.
Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Vendette at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (h0b8l)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (+Dp5p)
No thanks, two Georges as president was enough.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)
3
Posted by: CN at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ONvIw)
Naw, the first one was good. Two bad Georges since there is enough.
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ynpvh)
**********
Confirm about NC. Biden is getting slowly butt fucked with no BLM approved Vaseline to soften the pain.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Selling Myself on EBay as an Unused Plush Toy Meant for Hope Hicks at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (8YFRI)
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I want NC and NH to be called within an hour for Trump.
I also want several House races to flip back Republican in the first hour after polls close including SC-1.
I want those on the West Coast to see the red wave cresting over their heads before it smashes them unconscious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jmel at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (bVhJi)
I'll be there next year. that'll learn yez.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM
bring your ukulele
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (0zCHB)
He is hammering it now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (LIhNq)
Supreme Court sides with GOP in refusing to extend Wisconsin deadline for absentee ballots received after Election Day
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (mNhhD)
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That's George-uh gain.
Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (JCrfD)
Is that what they're calling menopause nowadays?
Kinda makes sense.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (vuisn)
Sweet!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
It would be awesome if he would break out something like: "how my azzzz taste now, Chucky?".
Posted by: pep at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (v16oJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (+Dp5p
There's a link I shant be following.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Bama Bubba at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (mAxkE)
was worded said it was spam. damn
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (+Dp5p)
Posted by: grammie winger
Oh, I think that was..."Shor did!" about Amy Barrett being confirmed.
Shor' did!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCiJZ)
I tend to agree with this supposition. I drink massive amounts of Bourbon and Gin and don't get sick. I think there's too much achahol in my bloodstream to allow anything biotic to live.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
LOL!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: jim at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)
3
Posted by: CN at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (ONvIw)
Three Georges? Damn.
Posted by: Chynah at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
Supreme Court sides with GOP in refusing to extend Wisconsin deadline for absentee ballots received after Election Day
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
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The GOP has won a whole lot of these making the ever-feared cheating forever harder to imagine actually happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: golfman at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:39 PM (hku12)
***
Let's face it.
Putin has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM (axyOa)
He's a boss, no question about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ZoDuK)
Ohhh that sounds awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (GbPPJ)
*buffs nails*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
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We could to a ukulele/concertina duet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (xRn8c)
@MattWolking 3m
BREAKING: 7 senior leaders of al-Qaeda likely killed by U.S. airstrike last week in Syria
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (Gsc6A)
Posted by: Zombie Malachai Martin at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (uxUoN)
Supreme Court sides with GOP in refusing to extend Wisconsin deadline for absentee ballots received after Election Day
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Awe-freaking-some.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (s2VJv)
Trepanning to let the demons out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
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And it impresses everyone else staying at the Holiday Inn!
Posted by: Stephen Maturin at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (9kYAi)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)
I dare not open the link. My eyes are still recovering from that .... thing... we were gifted with a week or so ago...
Posted by: Loki at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (jQS4x)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Somewhere, Robert Bork is smiling.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (4Yddh)
Senators exist on scotch and/or talking. To restrict either could be fatal to the species.
Not seeing a down side here.
Posted by: pep at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (v16oJ)
There's a link I shant be following.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (3aLWR)
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It's not nearly that bad. It's actually a bikini photo of Helen Thomas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (LvTSG)
I'm knocking off early. I got sick over the weekend, again. It keeps happening.
***
Well yeah. After every Friday.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: hogmartin
I think you are chortling.
Hope y'all had a good ol' time in Texas!!
Yee- Hah!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Mmmmm, bone broth. Reggie!
Posted by: Jugears Barky McDoofus at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (4U+4k)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)
>>I also want several House races to flip back Republican in the first hour after polls close including SC-1.
>>I want those on the West Coast to see the red wave cresting over their heads before it smashes them unconscious.
But the polls ...
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Thank goodness. Wisconsin wanted to count ballots received 8 days after. Even with no postmark.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (gm3d+)
Posted by: MrObvious at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: Zombie Malachai Martin at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (uxUoN)
Spin your head and throw up pea soup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (s2VJv)
They've been saying that since ..forever. About most republicans nominees. Bush was illegitimate, and Trump is illegitimate, and Kavanaugh was illegitimate...
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jmel
Justice Clarence Thomas will swear her in.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ZCiJZ)
This will destabilize the region and lead to a wider war. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (5fQpL)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (+Dp5p
There's a link I shant be following.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (3aLWR)
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It's more evidence of a corrupt, dysfunctional, and immoral family.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (+Dp5p)
But the polls ...
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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For some inexplicable reason, they have tightened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Medical Consultant at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
I'll be there next year. that'll learn yez.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at October 26, 2020 07:43 PM
bring your ukulele
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (0zCHB)
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We could do a ukulele/concertina duet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (xRn8c)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
Oh, good. We're going to hear her bloviate some more for the leftist vote?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
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Have you tried breathing through your eyelids?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (hBgtM)
Posted by: pep
Clarence Thomas has more class than to SAY that.
But...he might be thinking that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCiJZ)
Better toast than toad.
Posted by: klaftern at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (RuIsu)
Supreme Court sides with GOP in refusing to extend Wisconsin deadline for absentee ballots received after Election Day
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Awe-freaking-some.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (s2VJv)
Is that WI supreme court, or US ?
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: spypeach at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
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I appreciate your optimism, TJM. Your posts always lift my worries just a bit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (5mpUn)
I'm knocking off early. I got sick over the weekend, again. It keeps happening.
***
Well yeah. Afte\\r every Friday.
...
no i swear, i haven't been well and rested on the weekend in forever.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)
Maybe it is lupus then!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ufFY8)
They've been saying that since ..forever. About most republicans nominees. Bush was illegitimate, and Trump is illegitimate, and Kavanaugh was illegitimate...
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
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I do not think it means what they think it means.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (xRn8c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (Gsc6A)
Part of our "Mourning in America" coverage in tomorrow's paper.
Posted by: New York Times at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (Ojki1)
But...he might be thinking that.
True. That's why it would be awesome.
Posted by: pep at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (vuisn)
Holy crap, we have a time machine!
Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (gm3d+)
A dark winter dark day.
Posted by: f'd at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (O+f72)
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (Pyy1X)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
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Have you tried breathing through your eyelids?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (hBgtM)
One word. Harmonic bowl therapy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (cRY8T)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (q9+CU)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (2DOZq)
Meanwhile, Ms. Willie Brown and her staff are just fine.
We have to win this thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (JCrfD)
@Breaking911 4m
BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court declines to allow a 6-day deadline extension for receipt of mail-in ballots in Wisconsin, siding with Republicans. - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (Gsc6A)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (+Dp5p)
I can only imagine. Thankfully, my opinion of the Biden family is firmly set in concrete and any further stories of their disgusting pedophillia is beyond my stomach's capability to keep down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (3aLWR)
But...he might be thinking that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Maybe ask chucky if he'd like a can of Coke to go with his azzzz.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (hBgtM)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (cRY8T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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Not to say I told you so...
...but I told you so.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (5p7BC)
One of the chuckleheads with Joe this afternoon in Chester said that Trump had already packed the courts by filling all open positions in the lower two levels -- appeals and district).
He ought to ask the chocolate messiah why he left office with having left dozens of appointments unfilled.
What a dunce.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bama Bubba at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (mAxkE)
I thought he got arrested?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Kindergarten student at October 26, 2020 07:31 PM (hBgtM)
Lupus!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 26, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
It's never Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at October 26, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)
Could be genital warts.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (v0R5T)
It could be a deficiency of CO-CO-CO-CAINE!!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Rockso at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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WaPo says "Seven austere religious scholars...,"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (tTHcP)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (haWye)
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I appreciate your optimism, TJM. Your posts always lift my worries just a bit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (5mpUn)
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Wait...
Never mind.
We're all going to die.
At some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:48 PM (zr5Kq)
From everything I'm seeing, SCOTUS.
Posted by: Tami at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (bj91f)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (ZoDuK)
https://twitter.com/TVNewsHQ/status/
1320815834315608064
Posted by: andycanuck at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (an7Mv)
There.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Medical Consultant at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
........
Don't slap hot iron to it if you're allergic to slapping hot iron to it.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jsg at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (WUYtt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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Not to say I told you so...
...but I told you so.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (5p7BC)
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To be fair, I believed you.
Now, for the PA case to make it back to SCOTUS.
Surely there are at least 4 justices who wouldn't mind hearing it again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: blaster at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (4a9Vv)
too bad the people who need to see it won't, or wouldn't understand it if they did
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 26, 2020 07:51 PM (7Fj9P)
Position is appointed, not based on seniority.
Posted by: Bete at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (Ojki1)
I still would prefer my pipe dream of the country splitting in two even
if Trump wins. These people aren't going away and I don't want to live
with them anymore.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 26, 2020 07:49 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah, and to think Kurt Schlichter said he was goof-balling when he wrote about the blue\red 'divorce'. With each passing day, its becoming more likely.
Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (q9+CU)
Do I have cooties?
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2020 07:50 PM (haWye)
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There be a storm comin'!
A sex storm!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
To be fair, Mitch kind of fucked him over in the last two years of
Obama's presidency, holding off most, if not all, judicial nominations
without votes.
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Obama could have rammed through all the judicial appointments he wanted when Reid was in charge. McConnell may have slow-walked Obama appointments during those last two years. But presidents had been slacking on getting nominees presented to the Senate, and Obama was no exception. Once Reid invoked the nuclear option, Obama should have been slamming those nominees while the Senate was friendly and filibuster-proof. But he didn't. Can't blame War Turtle for that.
Posted by: junior at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (oneOG)
Serenity Now, Serenity Now.
Or try a stiff drink.
Posted by: Case at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (qYRFN)
Posted by: holygoat at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (x82Jj)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: runner at October 26, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
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Have you tried breathing through your eyelids?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 26, 2020 07:47 PM (hBgtM)
One word. Harmonic bowl therapy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Its your chakras, Ace. Release them!
Posted by: Al Gore at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: f'd at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (O+f72)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:44 PM
^^^Poetry.
Posted by: Iris at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: junior at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (oneOG)
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All true.
And if Schumer somehow ends up as majority leader with Trump still president and Breyer retires, I fully expect Schumer to refuse to take up any nominee.
It will not piss me off in the least, least of all because it just really means one less liberal justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (++ggZ)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's boyfriend at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (0zCHB)
Gamera is friend of all children.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: eastofsuez at October 26, 2020 07:55 PM (jko0s)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 26, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
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Manchin has given up on being re-elected, so he'll do what Schumer wants to preserve his post-Senate job prospects.
Sinema was never more than a moderate seeming progressive loon at best. She'll vote against appointment. I can't wait until AZ decides to kick her out of office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 26, 2020 07:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 07:56 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 26, 2020 07:56 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 26, 2020 07:56 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: Quint at October 26, 2020 07:56 PM (ycpn3)
Posted by: CyberCipher at October 26, 2020 07:56 PM (++/pX)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 26, 2020 07:57 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 26, 2020 07:57 PM (4a9Vv)
Top 7 Most Shocking things North Koreans Eat to Survive
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 26, 2020 07:57 PM (AHq56)
https://tinyurl.com/yy7mets3
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 26, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)
The new uniform is not required until 7:30 pm, Eastern Time.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 26, 2020 07:57 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 26, 2020 07:58 PM (tTHcP)
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If thats all she wears I'd be much in favor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 26, 2020 07:58 PM (9kYAi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 26, 2020 07:58 PM (v2c9/)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9
________________
What a creepy family the Bidens are.
It's interesting that Ashley says her mother was emotionally unavailable to her. Doesn't surprise me. Jill seems to be more into guys. Probably sees her daughter as competition.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 26, 2020 07:58 PM (k4dH2)
3) Nate Silver may have knowingly publicized polls that he knew were actually fraudulent. Some of the big names in polling may actually be inventing their results, not just getting bad samples.
...
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2020 07:38 PM (5p7BC)
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This, to me, is a most fascinating point. Is there anything solid behind this, or just scuttlebutt at this point?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 26, 2020 07:59 PM (CAJOC)
that's where we are, I guess
terrible
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 26, 2020 07:59 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Paste Sammitch Eatin' Joe at October 26, 2020 08:00 PM (ViQUW)
This, to me, is a most fascinating point. Is there anything solid behind this, or just scuttlebutt at this point?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 26, 2020 07:59 PM (CAJOC)
I work with a stats guy - says the polling numbers don't make sense. Their sample is all over the board, even slanted, and their methodology seems as sketchy as reading thrown bones. He seems to know his numbers....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at October 26, 2020 08:01 PM (q9+CU)
I just noticed there are a whole lot of women Dem Senators but none of em voted for Amy. Sisterhood my ass.
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 08:01 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 26, 2020 08:02 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Weasel at October 26, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 26, 2020 08:04 PM (H3MF8)
The Senate Dems are spacing it out to delay the inevitable under Senate rules to take the maximum time before she can be sworn in.
Posted by: whig at October 26, 2020 08:06 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 08:06 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 08:07 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I can't improve on the first suggestion, but ramen noodle soup made with store-bought chicken broth is a quick and tasty alternative for chicken soup!
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 26, 2020 08:07 PM (YqED9)
It didn't do much, though... the final tally has been called, 52-48.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 26, 2020 08:08 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: holygoat at October 26, 2020 07:53 PM (x82Jj)
He's toast after the election. No matter who wins the Chinese and Big Tech funding will be severely cut. His wife will make him look for a real job that won't leave him time to flirt fight with his fellow cucks on Twitter.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 26, 2020 08:08 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 08:10 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 08:11 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Yoshi at October 26, 2020 08:11 PM (2KBuU)
Probably fresh chocolate chip cookies
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 08:11 PM (OjZpE)
Probably fresh chocolate chip cookies
The best.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at October 26, 2020 08:12 PM (o+znz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 26, 2020 07:45 PM (cZjDV)
Well, sonofagun. That explains it. I'm a senator!
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at October 26, 2020 08:18 PM (b3x5S)
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2020 08:22 PM (OjZpE)
It has precedents, though. "20,679 physicians say Luckies are less irritating" and "320 theologians say the sun revolves around the sun."
Shakespeare was wrong, First thing? Don't kill the lawyers. Get the media.
Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2020 08:25 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: No, first the ivory tower class at October 26, 2020 08:29 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: KarlHungus at October 27, 2020 12:04 AM (3Ffw/)
I don't want to live in a world where this poor young woman can'g get her ladyballs waxed.
Posted by: Mongo at October 27, 2020 02:11 AM (IU8aO)
Posted by: rechill at October 27, 2020 09:58 AM (Q1LXu)
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