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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/28/20)
Quote I
“Biological women and girls must continue to have the freedom to associate with other biological women and girls in activities that serve their unique interests and needs as females. Further, this beauty pageant has already made reasonable accommodations for fully transitioned transgender females without male genitals.” Allison Kindle Pejovic, a lawyer with the Justice CentreA "chick" with a dick, is still a guy. Quote II
"We must call especially on young people to do without a few parties now in order to have a good life tomorrow or the day after,” German Chancellor Angela Merkel
Quote III
“They wanted to celebrate their birthday. This is who we’re dealing with. They’re people who are not bad people. They want to live their life, and they make bad decisions." Michelle Fire
Quote IV
“I remain innocent of any claims against me. I took the actions necessary to dispose of the case and get on with my life,” “Based on my experience as a defendant in the criminal justice system, I can imagine what happens to people without my education or means.” Brian Dennehey, Libertarian candidate for Cook County DA
Quote V
"We've all been cooped up and it's been just a terrible year. We've just decided if this brings a little bit of joy and a little bit of smiles to someone, then we're doing everything right." Angela Nava of Richmond, TX
It is never too late to start thinking about Christmas gifts for the Smart Military Blog reader. UH-1H Huey MEDEVAC for Sale!
1966 UH-1H Huey in restored condition, S/N 66-1080. This helicopter is #2 of 3 MEDEVAC helicopters that I’m restoring, some of the pics are of the #1 bird S/N 71-66224 that found its home already. The helicopter is an in and out restoration project. The interior was redone to MEDEVAC with litter configuration. (Stretcher not included) The exterior has been repainted and stenciled as well. Potential buyers, please know that this aircraft does not come with data plate or maintenance records, it can’t be made to fly and is for static purposes only. I went through this aircraft over a period of several months to achieve its current state and have done many hours of work. I hope the pictures can speak for themselves.
You sir, and I use the word "sir" loosely are a lying, gutless son of a bitch.
Miles Taylor has come forward and revealed himself to be the anonymous anti-Trump admin official who wrote the 2018 NY Times Op-Ed and Book critical of Trump. In a statement to CNN, Taylor explains “More than two years ago, I published an anonymous opinion piece in The New York Times about Donald Trump’s perilous presidency, while I was serving under him. He responded with a short but telling tweet: “TREASON?”” “Trump sees personal criticism as subversive,” he continues “I take a different view. As Theodore Roosevelt wrote, “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or anyone else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about anyone else.” We do not owe the President our silence. We owe him and the American people the truth.”Surprised Twitter allowed these Tweets today.
Karens vs. Non-Karens. It's getting ugly out there.
An NHS worker has had his eye socket broken in three places after being thrown from a London Underground train when he confronted three passengers for not wearing masks. The health service employee was also punched repeatedly during the attack, which occurred after he pointed out that it was a breach of coronavirus restrictions for the trio – two men and a woman – not to be in face coverings. One of the group struck the victim several times before throwing him off the train and onto the platform at High Street Kensington station. He also suffered a chipped jaw.
Halloween is Saturday night. Since tonight is my last ONT until Saturday I thought we would indulge in some Halloween topics. Nice to leave the world of current events behind us for a period of time.
As we approach Halloween....................
Here is a way to keep Trick or Treating alive............
I really haven't been a fan of Halloween since I was in the 8th grade just a couple of years ago. The Fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum and I don't decorate for it. However, if we did I would emulate one Mr. Steven Novak of East Dallas.
Halloween, the high holy day of spooky season, has a sort of Spooky Scale™ that runs the gamut from the casual black cat, full moon, or harmless jack-o'-lantern to the extremes of disembodied corpses, chainsaw massacre enactments or, even scarier, the thought of paying bills every month under the terror of COVID-19. Local artist Steven Novak finds himself comfortably at the "horrifying" end of the scale, as his East Dallas neighbors and the Dallas Police Department will surely attest. “I’ve always been up to hijinks like flying ghosts or 7-foot tall snow sculptures of myself, so if I was gonna do Halloween, it was obvious that it should be hyperreal," Novak says. "No lights, fog machine, or camp … something that would really freak people out walking by in the dark. So I whipped up some dummies and slung 20 gallons of blood all over.”
It’s been almost a year since we’ve last heard from Harley-Davidson’s nascent electric bike project, but based on what the company is announcing today, it may have been well worth the wait. Harley-Davidson unveiled a stunning new electric bike that it says will go on sale in March 2021. And the motorcycle manufacturer is also spinning out its e-bike division as a separate company called Serial 1 Cycle. First and foremost, this is a nostalgia play. The name Serial 1 is a reference to “Serial Number One,” the nickname for Harley-Davidson’s oldest known motorcycle built in 1903. The bike’s design, with its white tires, leather saddle and handgrips, and sleek black frame, are meant to harken back to that first prototype. Harley’s new company sprung out of the company’s skunk works Product Development Center, where a small group of “passionate motorcycle and bicycle enthusiasts” have been working on designing and developing an e-bike “worthy of the Harley-Davidson name,” Harley says.>
Can We Wipe Out All Coronaviruses for Good? Here’s What a Group of 200 Scientists Think
Call me Mr. Negative, but they won't and they can't.
Coronavirus is almost synonymous with Covid-19, social distancing, and frustration. But it’s not one virus—it’s a whole family. The good news is that we’re already well acquainted with some members of the family. One estimate suggests these buggers have been around for 10,000 years, and we’re aware of dozens of strains, with seven that can infect humans. Many coronaviruses just cause a sniffle or light cough—also known as the common cold. The problem sparks when a viral strain, normally happily living in a bat, pig, or rodent, completely benign, mutates enough to be able to infect humans. Adding to the series of unfortunate events, the virus gets the opportunity to make that dreary carrier-to-human hop. The strain then becomes dangerous to humans, we don’t have any immunity against it—and the virus blazes through our population like wildfire.
Two of Eddie Van Halen’s Guitars Are Going to AuctionExpected prices, $40K-$80K.........
Eddie Van Halen is one of the greatest guitar players of all time. In addition to an incredible legacy, the revolutionary guitar virtuoso also left behind two guitars that are set to head to auction later this year. The new dynamic duo of Julien’s Icons & Idols Trilogy: Rock ‘N’ Auction are a 2004 EVH Charvel Art Series electric guitar (hand-striped, maple neck and fingerboard, Fender Stratocaster-style headstock) and a custom axe serial number F 0024 that Van Halen built himself with his guitar tech Matt Buick in his 5150 home studio. In addition to those two iconic pieces, this auction also includes a number of other memorable pieces of memorabilia.
Born on this day: 28 Oct 1936
Charlie Daniels who is known for his No.1 country hit 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia'. Daniels has been active as a singer since the early 1950s and was inducted into the Grand Ole Opry on January 24, 2008. He died of a hemorrhagic stroke on 6 July 2020, age 83. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 28 Oct 1997
R.E.M. drummer Bill Berry announced that he was leaving the group after 17 years, becoming a farmer. via thisdayinmusic.com
A popular Russian vlogger recently made international headlines after purposely burning his expensive Mercedes-AMG G63, because he was sick of it breaking down all the time. Russian media reported that young vlogger Mikhail Litvin bought his brand new luxury car in December of 2019, for a whopping 13 million rubles, or around $170,000. For that kind of money one would expect both performance and durability, only Litvin claims that his Mercedes-AMG G63 was really short on the latter. Despite having allegedly driven it only 15,000 km (about 9,300 miles), he claims the car has been in and out of repair shops over the last 10 months. Exasperated by the constant need for repairs and the manufacturer’s reluctance to accept responsibility, the Russian vlogger decided that the best way to solve things was to simply burn the car down to a crisp.
Booze, pumpkin guts just what could go wrong for this Florida man?
Florida Man is accused of striking his girlfriend with a pumpkin and its innards during a 2 AM confrontation yesterday in the couple’s apartment, police report. According to a criminal complaint, Nathan Garisto, 26, was arrested Monday on a domestic battery charge. Garisto, free on $1000 bond, has been ordered to have no contact with the 29-year-old victim. Police say that when they responded to the couple’s Largo residence, the victim was “covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp.” Garisto, cops noted, was “heavily intoxicated while engaged in a verbal argument with his girlfriend.”
Marshall Helm had been walking his granddaughter to the bus stop early in the morning when the bus driver drew his attention to the smoke and flames emanating from the house next door. Helm ran over to the endangered home and threw open the garage door only to find flames climbing up one of the building walls. Despite how the Vietnam veteran has been battling cancer, he did not hesitate to charge past the flames and into the house so he could make sure his neighbors were safe.
A Vietnam veteran who has lived in a central Indiana home without power or running water for more than a year is getting a new house built from the ground up, thanks to a few volunteers. The Delaware County Veterans Affairs Office worked with the volunteers to demolish 77-year-old John Holaday’s old home in Muncie in early October and began rebuilding it, the Associated Press reported.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:00 PM (nakwk)
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Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (mrazZ)
I encountered some "Black Cows Matter" demonstrators at Rancher and Mrs. Bob's ranch. They were blocking the driveway to the RV parking area, but unlike Antifa and BLM, they were very polite. When I approached, they cleared the roadway in an orderly fashion.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (VUAWr)
Educate
and inform the whole mass of people. They are the only sure reliance
for the preservation of our liberty. Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (2C38g)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g)
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Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 10:02 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:02 PM (/UQ/R)
Holy shit, Brian Dennehey as Cook County would be an awesome role!
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Ojki1)
MisHum has the best pictures. Half the time they don't even look real.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:03 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: iandeal at October 28, 2020 10:03 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Ojki1)
MisHum has the best pictures. Half the time they don't even look real.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:03 PM (KuT6N
Thank you both
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 28, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)
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Posted by: wing at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
HAHAHAHAH !!
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:07 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)
That was just a minor part in the movie. His starring role was as the court house.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 28, 2020 10:07 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:07 PM (wPVhA)
Not unusual this time of year.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
I did and damn that was hilarious!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (3XvN1)
I try.
Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Of course, Stairway to Heaven is awesome!
I'm with Pooh.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (osZpE)
Posted by: High level administration official at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (3XvN1)
Thank God, I was talking to myself in that Quarantine and was about to go all valium-addict with a corkboard and different colored yarns.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (G51Gf)
Pretty lame really.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (nxdel)
FIRST!
comment on the ONT tonight.
Lately, Milady has been serving up supper a bit late - she's not trying to compete with the ONT. It just works out that the food's ready just at Oh Enn Teetime. Should all be different once DST ends, and y'all change the time you do things, and we just stay on standard time as always.
Posted by: mindful webworker
party time video
at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (xkaSw)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (6nLoy)
They look vaguely familiar but I can't place them either.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (4JM5Y)
Yes, it's important that hikers three miles from the nearest paved road hear your "loud pipes" (with you in black leathers, black helmet on a black Harley) as you pass others on blind curves.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (OafoN)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (4JM5Y)
LOL. My husband got blocked, too. I think he finally just drove around them.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (KuT6N)
I encountered some "Black Cows Matter" demonstrators at Rancher and Mrs. Bob's ranch. They were blocking the driveway to the RV parking area, but unlike Antifa and BLM, they were very polite. When I approached, they cleared the roadway in an orderly fashion.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (4JM5Y)
Did they offer you Chick-Fil-A, and did they have signs that read "eat mor chickin"?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (4JM5Y)
Pretty lame really.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (tW1lH)
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EVs are a government-sponsored scam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)
Glad you liked the photo MisHum. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
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Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (G51Gf)
That sounds kinda fun, actually.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:10 PM (KuT6N)
your ONTs are always so great!
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9An)
attack, which occurred after he pointed out that it was a breach of
coronavirus restrictions for the trio - two men and a woman - not to be
in face coverings.
Yeah that's a shame.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (3DJkT)
ranch so we MoMe-ers could find it. The neighbors were concerned that
someone had posted the sign in response to the Trump signs on the
property.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
That is awesome.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
We had to explain the "Welcome Morons" banner to some other patrons in the parking lot at one of the events in Michigan.
Probably more than one.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9An)
Does Mrs. Zod know that?
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (6nLoy)
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Can't think of anything for the girl, but the boy looks like Bricktop from the movie "Snatch".
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:13 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (6yYEv)
You're welcome.
I would like to. But, I'm not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
your ONTs are always so great!
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (nUhF0)
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I don't want to go all Romanus here, but I would appoint MisHum Curatus Maximus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:13 PM (wPVhA)
Alton! And oh btw your daughter is lovely......just like that 22 rifle I got to shoot
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (/UQ/R)
Looking at the costumes link, I miss the plastic smocks and masks of my youth. Seeing the stacks of boxes at the store was how I knew Halloween was coming (not to mention being able to do school projects related to Halloween).
One year, I was Jaws. Plastic mask and all.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:02 PM (/UQ/R)
Good to see you made it back home! Cold enough for ya? (It has been miserably cold here in the TX Panhandle.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Dracula's Nephew at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (Zzq4D)
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Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The picture of the GMC with antifa roadkill on the grill is a close second.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9An)
* * * *
You live in Utah? Huh. I was thinking somewhere back east...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2020 10:15 PM (osZpE)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)
Just call a competing business and inform them you have tested positive and were in their restaurant and you could really just keep them shut indefinitely with enough willing accomplices.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:16 PM (4qPf0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: ruralbob at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (PqKIk)
Posted by: tbodie at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (18GHr)
One year, I was Jaws. Plastic mask and all.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)
I was Sigmund the Sea Monster when I was around 4 or 5.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (ojwvu)
NC can count mail ins for 9 days after the election.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (3aLWR)
There was a big "MORONS" sign at the entrance to the ranch so we MoMe-ers could find it. The neighbors were concerned that someone had posted the sign in response to the Trump signs on the property.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM
I hope everyone who was there got the chance to sign it banner...it's becoming quite historical
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)
I was REALLY confused for a second there.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (KuT6N)
Posted by: ruralbob at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (PqKIk)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (6nLoy)
They look vaguely familiar but I can't place them either.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (4JM5Y)
Best guess I have is the old couple from Pixar's Up.
Other than that, just random old people
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)
It's sooooo helpful!
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Dracula's Nephew at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (Zzq4D)
Halloween in my day consisted of meeting the neighbors for the first time in ages, the one day I wore any sort of costume, and afterwards, my sisters and I would go through our respective stashes to see what we got.
Hershey's Special Dark miniatures in the Catch Thirty-Thr33 household were the equivalent of cigarettes in jail.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
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Congrats on acquiring that glacier-melting Leftard's nightmare!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (wPVhA)
Yes, it's important that hikers three miles from the nearest paved road hear your "loud pipes" (with you in black leathers, black helmet on a black Harley) as you pass others on blind curves.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM
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Without a helmet.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (FlnFg)
Tony "We like Tony" Fauci
Will someone please drown this rat in a public toilet?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:19 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:19 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
Congratulations, Notsothoreau!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (jK8Z7)
One year, I was Jaws. Plastic mask and all.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)
This. Every time I think of Woolworths this is one of the memories that come back.
Except the Jaws thing, but I did Casper one year and due to snow I wore long underwear as part of the costume.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Snickers full-size bars. Haribo.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (xK9An)
Hudsonville brand cinnamon sugar ice cream. Two scoops in each bag, topped with maple syrup.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (r+sAi)
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Hope you have many years of service from it to appreciate.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:13 PM (2C38g)
Now? It sucks. I have also recently had problems getting rsbn live. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
Congrats! Nice vehicle. You and the pooches will enjoy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
NC can count mail ins for 9 days after the election.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------->that's quite the margin, I wonder what the thinking was.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (3XvN1)
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Ojki1)
MisHum has the best pictures. Half the time they don't even look real.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:03 PM (KuT6N
Thank you both
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Agreed, but since I got here a bit later, it will look like I'm just trying to kiss ass.
Not that I'm above that, but I can't figure out how to profit from it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
Good news, minimal integrated electronics and decent 4WD if it is like my '97 GMC. The AC may be problematic. Hope it gives you many a happy mile!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (2C38g)
As I said last thread, this is truly becoming a completely farcical situation in the US (well, *more* farcical). Arbitrary, utterly unjustifiable last-minute changes to election procedures. And SCOTUS does anything but strike them down with minimal comment. Farce.
And that includes, specifically, the "judicial" system, at all levels, and esp. SCOTUS.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (ufFY8)
Who are the kids in the bottom pic supposed to be?
Posted by: ALH
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Old people. They're funny and cute!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (G51Gf)
attack, which occurred after he pointed out that it was a breach of
coronavirus restrictions for the trio - two men and a woman - not to be
in face coverings.
Yeah that's a shame.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October
My slight est bit of sympathy for the chap is due to it actually being his job.
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Chinese Spy King at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
* * * *
Congratulations!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (osZpE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (3DJkT)
In my younger days when I could eat that sort of thing I knew a convenience store that stocked the full-size bars and I would get one every so often.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (jK8Z7)
Especially following his bravura performance as Cook County.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (q2K0j)
WOW, we're in for some screaming and yelling if Trump wins. I'm watching MSNBC as usual... suffice it to say, the rhetoric is off the charts. Matter of life and death, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (G51Gf)
So, your older sister had your younger brother wacked, amirite?
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (6CZio)
If you like country and bluegrass (the real stuff, not Bro Country BS), check out Colter Wall and Benjamin Tod.
Both underground country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (3aLWR)
So good to see you my friend!Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (/UQ/R)
The wax bottles of sugar water were gourmet candy compared to the strips of white paper with colored sugar candy buttons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (32aJ9)
I'm liking Basilisk, but there seems to be a formatting glitch when posting here that I haven't quite figured out yet.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:11 PM (xK9
Beautifully mutated?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
Miles Tailor is preparing to eat some jam, but when flies settle on it, he
kills seven of them with one blow of his hand. He makes a belt
describing the deed, reading "Seven at One Blow". Inspired, he sets out
into the world to seek his fortune. Miles Tailor meets the New York Times who assumes
that "Seven at One Blow" refers to seven men.
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: China at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
A grand total of zero people 20 and under have died from this virus in Sweden, where minimal measures were adopted. The mortality stats don't lie - this is not even flu for anyone under 40, maybe 50. Not even close, actually, for healthy people.
But, like most "Americans" today, Germans will click their heels, straighten up, raise their right arm .... wait, I mean they'll just meekly comply with devastating, and completely indefensible "public health" orders.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing improvement in one respect at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm certain Gorby was joking, but there's many a true word spoken in jest.
I suspect Russian viewers of "Dallas" knew full well that few Americans lived like JR, but... the show included scenes in our supermarkets from time to time. You know, shelves with lots of STUFF on them.
Posted by: mnw at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Cssks)
As I said last thread, this is truly becoming a completely farcical situation in the US (well, *more* farcical). Arbitrary, utterly unjustifiable last-minute changes to election procedures. And SCOTUS does anything but strike them down with minimal comment. Farce.
And that includes, specifically, the "judicial" system, at all levels, and esp. SCOTUS.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (OTzUX
Yeah, it's stomach churning to me. I hope it doesn't matter come Election Day but it's still worriesome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Post-collection candy-swap:
"I have a bagful of melted ice-cream Snickers sugarfuck Tootsie Roll goop-soup."
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (xK9An)
I knew I could count on you.
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (32aJ9)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! That's priceless. I remember making a joke about that with Ben Had last year but the Trump angle makes it so much better.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (OTzUX)
All former lawyers, except they no longer get billable hours so they do not GAS
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (2C38g)
Not that I'm above that, but I can't figure out how to profit from it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
* * * *
Just do it. You will be glad you did, even if you don't profit from it.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (osZpE)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (CLteG)
Well...yes, actually.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (xK9An)
Yeah, it's all M&M's with peanuts and Heath bars for my candy handouts.
Though I probably give out more chips bags than candy. And last year in an experiment I discovered that those cheap tiny cereal boxes are also popular--I had none left when the night was done--so I upped the number of those this year and dropped the amount of candy.
The one thing I will not give out is Little Debbie's Oatmeal Pies. Not because I don't like them--but because any leftovers would be gone so fast my bathroom scale would collapse into a black hole.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (xK9An)
Submit that for the Deplorable Gourmet II, or I will.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)
Of course that opens up a possible grey goo Apocalypse.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (oAY8z)
Anyone sporting the Y-chromosome is male...
Calling these types "men" might be a stretch, though...
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (VUAWr)
The will be whining about those ballots for a decade
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (Xih1H)
Will someone please drown this rat in a public toilet?
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Publicly?
Posted by: Miklosian Desires GmbH at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bob Ross
It's pinin'
Posted by: Chinese Spy King
You guys need to leaf now!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (LPnfS)
I drove through downtown Tallahassee today. It does appear that major campaigns are shutting down their operations there.
Posted by: High level administration official at October 28, 2020 10:08 PM (8FfnY)
I've got Tennessee in the bag.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 28, 2020 10:12 PM (KuT6N)
(Puts Jordan in trick-or-treat bag)
You will bring a high price at the candy-swap.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:17 PM (YynYJ)
That rig is a very nice ride. Hope you enjoy it!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (XTyi0)
The will be whining about those ballots for a decade
Posted by: Jean
hey dudes
Posted by: Chad from Florida, old enough to vote now at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
HOWEVER F&@$cking chocolate is a weakness.
It is impossible to store, or "hoard". At least in bar form. I keep cocoa powder around and make chocolate milk if I need a fix now and then.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (6CZio)
This would be the perfect year to just have a big bucket of ice cream and tell them to scoop out as much as they want by hand.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (2lndx)
The wax bottles of sugar water were gourmet candy compared to the strips of white paper with colored sugar candy buttons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
----------------------------
And then there were pixie sticks. Tubes of flavored sugar.
When I was growing up, there was an old-school drug store a couple blocks up the road from my house. It was the go-to place for candy in my neighborhood (back when you could still get candy cigarettes).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! That's priceless. I remember making a joke about that with Ben Had last year but the Trump angle makes it so much better.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 28, 2020 10:25 PM (qc+VF)
OMG.
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
I read that a day or two ago, but JoeF. told me it was a line he had used for at least 2 or 3 decades. No idea why the news recycled it recently.
Posted by: At least Hillary never blamed Charlene Tilton at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (7o4Oo)
attack, which occurred after he pointed out that it was a breach of
coronavirus restrictions for the trio--two men and a woman --not to be
in face coverings."
What a shame. So bad. Such a terrible precedent.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (WyVLE)
Rill bad.
Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (XTyi0)
Yeah? Try to imagine how he feels.
I feel better already.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
nst, I sure miss my 2004. Had 280K miles and was starting to fail. Sad trombone.
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (xK9An)
Why hand out candy you wouldn't eat yourself?
so it hangs around long enough to be handed out
Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (qlFIA)
heavy rains, possibly thunderstorms. Even possibility a of a few trees
being downed.
So, half the state is under some
emergency alert, schools are closed tomorrow, people are stocked up on
supplies and being told by radio and TV and govt officials BE SAFE
EVERYONE!!!!
This country has lost it's fking mind. Not hard to see how half the country is fully on-board with the corona hoax.
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Bob Ross
It's pinin'
Posted by: Chinese Spy King
You guys need to leaf now!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (LPnfS)
So, we've branched out into tree puns?
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
They're heavy and the kids can feel the thud when they land in their bags.
They walk away thinking that they just scored big.
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Z7toj)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
I would always hide a small amount so that when everyone else had eaten all of theirs, I could bring out my secret stash and taunt them with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
I've got Tennessee in the bag.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (2N7oZ)
Careful, those ungrateful fuckers will stab you in the back.
Posted by: Al Gore at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (LvTSG)
We've decided to not do Halloween this year (i.e. not be open for trick-or-treaters). Just a general disgust and vanished regard for the people in general, and zero tolerance to deal with any idiocy from the C19 ignorance and paranoia.
Still haven't decided about election night. Haven't been able to stomach watching for many years. If things don't go right, and early, won't be watching this time either.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (OTzUX)
Grandpa Zod used to hand out hot pennies for Halloween. This is a true story.
was grandpa zod a hockey fan?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
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Their bark is worse than their bite.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (wPVhA)
***
Isn't it good to know the FNM holds Pee Wee Herman to a higher standard then supposed serious journalist Toobin?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (xK9An)
Is that a euphemism or did he really hand out heated pennies?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bob Ross
It's pinin'
Posted by: Chinese Spy King
You guys need to leaf now!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (LPnfS)
So, we've branched out into tree puns?
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ
Deep rooted resentment?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Obligatory at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (32aJ9)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM
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The decision to have him play the lead was bold.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 10:20 PM (r+sAi)
Death rate for Covid continues to drop. And drop. And drop.
All other viruses in my lifetime are measured by the death rate, and/or the rate for permanent damage, like polio.
But not Covid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
If they were taking a cheap shot wouldn't the sign have read, "Chumps and Deplorables"?
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (5t6z4)
That is the way to do it. When I have the urge for chocolate, it usually means it's time to make something really special. Something that I have to make and that I know what went into it.
Chocolate cream is common. (And Food Threat folks will not be surprised to learn my recipe is from a 1950s cookbook.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Bob Ross
It's pinin'
Posted by: Chinese Spy King
You guys need to leaf now!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (LPnfS)
So, we've branched out into tree puns?
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ
Deep rooted resentment?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Naw.
Just a bunch of saps.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (OTzUX)
They're heavy and the kids can feel the thud when they land in their bags.
They walk away thinking that they just scored big.
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Z7toj)
Brilliant until they come back and egg your house.
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (32aJ9)
Hope you start feeling better
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bob Ross
It's pinin'
Posted by: Chinese Spy King
You guys need to leaf now!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:27 PM (LPnfS)
So, we've branched out into tree puns?
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Stop it now, before the meme takes root!
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (PTDkx)\Sort of like the climate change nonsense. Why I am so old I remember when the temperature everywhere in the world was always 72F +/- 2F year round until those damn SUVs appeared.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)
I forget who it was, but there was a comedian who suggested handing out ice cubes for Halloween.
They're heavy and the kids can feel the thud when they land in their bags.
They walk away thinking that they just scored big.
Posted by: Al Bundy, proud deplorable chump at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM
it's that kind of "outside the box" thinking that will leverage synergies & shift paradigms
now I have a plan for Saturday evening
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Miklos, still working on the fish stuff
I saw what yew did there, jack!
Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:32 PM (Ojki1)
If we are not careful, we'll wind up barking at the moon!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Now that's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (2C38g)
Yeah, brilliant idiocy from Merkel, one of the worst and most damaging public figures of the last half century.
Posted by: rhomboid
========
She's already admitted to a major and irreversible mistake on Muslim "refugees." You'd think she'd be more thoughtful on this one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (LvTSG)
*GLARES*
Posted by: Mr. President John Kerry at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (/UQ/R)
I could see how "MORONS ===> >" might be taken the wrong way.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (UMXod)
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I can't say I have a problem with that.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (kOpft)
suckers and hard candy, chewy candy, candy corn type candy. There would
be a few caramel apples and popcorn balls, which were homemade and
hightly prized. We lived on an apple farm, so apples got shoved aside.
I would always hide a small amount so that when everyone else had
eaten all of theirs, I could bring out my secret stash and taunt them
with it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Dad would go through our bags, no hersheys chocolate survived.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (51WJ2)
Going to sleep early, assuming the worst. Worked for me in 2016.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (7o4Oo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)
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You can still get them (though they're out of stock right now) at www.oldtimecandy.com. They've got the wax bottles and pixy stix, too. It's fun site.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (R1NI2)
Posted by: Miklos, cultivars are for Closers at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)
Even before the model is officially for sale?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (qlFIA)
It's like eating flavored wax.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
I'm looking up the density of dry ice...
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (UMXod)
But not Covid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
No money in that!
Posted by: G Soros at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (mNhhD)
Not East Meadow, by any chance?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ron at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (pOrFv)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (5br8a)
No. 100 percent bran cereal, early mornings, scowling, watermelon, Oshkosh coveralls, shooting at the town dogs in the south acres, toilet-paper hoarding, Readers Digest, gizzards, Methodism, sobriety, practical jokes.
I think that's it.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (xK9An)
So.
The first Harley that doesn't spit oil.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing improvement in one respect at October 28, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
You still gotta top the battery up with Brawndo. It has Electrolytes!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (QzJWU)
Going to sleep early, assuming the worst. Worked for me in 2016.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (2lndx)
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You won't be around to see the fat lady's wheels falling off the wall and circling the drain for Donald Trump then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They'll be reported by Lucille Ball.
Posted by: Miklos, who also has some 'splainin to do at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (UMXod)
that would be sublime
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (R3uW8)
Wonder whom it might be? The second greatest artiste to appear on the modern-era ONT?
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Associative Associationists, AoSHQ at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (DMUuz)
Thank you for your kind recap last night! I adore you as well! It was so much fun spending that time with you and I hope it will not be the last. Glad you and that charming brother of yours made it home safely!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (6nLoy)
I'd feel bad, but they adopted the mask mandate before the useless governor did, so they help hype the fear and will now be paying a bit of the price.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (Ojki1)
219 {{{{Ladyl}}}}
Miss you already!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (/UQ/R
Miss you, too, WDS!!! I hate that we all live so far apart...
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
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Every network, including Fox (not OANN) will call Texas for Biden by Noon.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (/kh7
Same. There were people there that I didn't even realize were there until after I'd left.
I even had conversations with them.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (LvTSG)
*GLARES*
Posted by: Mr. President John Kerry at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
========
This horse looks past its prime.
*grabs shotgun*
*shakes head mournfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 202
We must be related. I grew up in the 70s trick or treating. We used pillow cases for candy bags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (7bcfy)
People saying the obvious - "isn't the NHS there to protect US? This is totally backwards".
Even if one does the nerdy/fair-play thing and interpret the slogan as maintaining medical capacity amidst feared overwhelming numbers .... nah, bruh. Still a dumb slogan, and a complete inversion of the relationship.
But a country that puts a tribute to a pretty crappy health system in their fucking *Olympic opening ceremonies* is very far over the edge of unaware self-parody anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (OTzUX)
And Led Zeppelin again tonight!
I'm racking my brain, trying to figure out what I did right. Nothing is coming up, so I guess I'm just lucky.
One of my all-timers is Communication Breakdown from the early days.
Thanks Mis Hum.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Going to sleep early, assuming the worst. Worked for me in 2016.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
I was starting on my second bottle of wine mourning the lose of the Republic, ignoring all news. Son called and informed me Trump was winning. Mourning wine became celebratory wine!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 202
We must be related. I grew up in the 70s trick or treating. We used pillow cases for candy bags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (7bcfy)
I got a rock.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Were you there?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Were you there?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)
WHO SAID THAT
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They'll be reported by Lucille Ball.
Posted by: Miklos, who also has some 'splainin to do at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
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"Katherine Hepburn pulling a leopard into a police station or bust."
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (qlFIA)
Brian Dennehy is underrated. He held his own in Rambo.
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:26 PM (6nLoy)
Portraying the entire country of Vietnam wasn't easy.
Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (2N7oZ)
He really handed out hot pennies. Cassion skillet-heated pennies. See kids coming, dump out coins into a kettle. I saw this.
I think he was in the service of an old-world witch.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (xK9An)
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Every network, including Fox (not OANN) will call Texas for Biden by Noon.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (kOpft)
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That late, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (LvTSG)
We're all in this together.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (3P/5p)
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#MoronStrong
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (wPVhA)
I even had conversations with them.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Were you there?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)
WHO SAID THATPosted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
STOP THE HAMMERING!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Miklos, Beanie Baby Arbitrage King at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They'll be reported by Lucille Ball.
Posted by: Miklos, who also has some 'splainin to do at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
This makes me think. You know which comedian I wish were alive today?
Sam Kinison.
He'd have a few things to say, for sure.
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (5t6z4)
This country has lost it's fking mind. Not hard to see how half the
country is fully on-board with the corona hoax. Posted by: Ripley
We're all in this together.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:40 PM (3P/5p)
in these unprecedented times!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (2C38g)
You won't be around to see the fat lady's wheels falling off the wall and circling the drain for Donald Trump then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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My memory of 2016: I don't remember which station I was watching when I saw Pennsylvania get called for Trump, but it was eerily nonchalant. I started jumping up and down and shrieking. Fell asleep for a bit and MSNBC was on, with Rachel Maddow making that grim "This is your country now. This is your life" speech. Historic! I was there!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)
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You can still get them (though they're out of stock right now) at www.oldtimecandy.com. They've got the wax bottles and pixy stix, too. It's fun site.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 28, 2020 10:34 PM (R1NI2)
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We actually have a candy store here in MN (billed as the largest candy store in MN) that still sells them, along with a bunch of other yesteryear candy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (OTzUX)
Every time I see lawlessness in Philadelphia, I think of Wyatt Earp.
Hope he stays safe.
And is close to retirement.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)
their neighbors? There was a big "MORONS" sign at the entrance to the
ranch so we MoMe-ers could find it. The neighbors were concerned that
someone had posted the sign in response to the Trump signs on the
property.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 10:06 PM (4JM5Y)
Thats pretty funny. That sign was a godsend.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Asking for a friend..... at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (kOpft)
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That late, huh?
---
They know no one watches the morning shows.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (kOpft)
That's Elon Musk's genius. Take something someone else has already done and wrap it in sexy packaging.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (r+sAi)
MOST GROSS UNSHAVEN MAN WE'VE SEEN THIS MONTH
vote now
https://twitter.com/CripesSuzette/status/
1321554146500235264
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:42 PM (2DOZq)
Your timing sucks, newb.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (xK9An)
The progressive lawmaker from New York-- whose policies often sway far to the left of more centrist Democrats -- has in the past condemned politicians that she says are beholden to Wall Street, even as she was gifted a $2,850 suit from Loewe for the shoot, according to reports by the Daily Mail.
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (mNhhD)
Sorry lady. Thr Constitution, including freedom of association went out the window with the signing of the Civil Rights Act.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (BJKQV)
It does seem like Hershey's is variable or inconsistent at times. I think a lot of it is made down in ole Meheeco now.
I can't keep Hershey's around either. I bought five (5) big bars, and they were inhaled in just a couple few days. I don't buy chips or snack foods too much anymore. I make buttered popcorn at home in a skillet if I need to slay the junkfood dragon. Not "healthy" but the ingredient list doesn't read like a a gilbert chemistry set list.
I hope the Carb cravings eventually go bye bye.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 10:44 PM (6CZio)
Green apple Jolly Ranchers (still love them) and licorice.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:44 PM (xK9An)
Your timing sucks, newb.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (xK9An)
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It will effect nothing but the imaginations of the left.
"Wait...this was the guy?"
Meh...any demoralization of the left is worth it, especially when it's self inflicted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2020 10:44 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (2DOZq)
The critical factor is energy storage, as far as I can tell. Batteries suck both moose and squirrel at fifty paces and will for the foreseeable future. Hydrogen fuel cells are better, but they have problems too.
Not a whole lot that compares to the energy density, transportability, and storage capacity of dino juice, and the infrastructure is mature.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
Thank you for your kind recap last night! I adore you as well! It
was so much fun spending that time with you and I hope it will not be
the last. Glad you and that charming brother of yours made it home
safely!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (/UQ/R)
I can assure you it won't be the last. You're my new MoMe party buddy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Iris at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (6lKe4)
WOW, we're in for some screaming and yelling if Trump wins. I'm watching MSNBC as usual... suffice it to say, the rhetoric is off the charts. Matter of life and death, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:22 PM (G51Gf)
Blonde, I know you regularly watch MSNBC. I can't last for about 5 or 10 minutes, tops.
You are a stronger moron than me.
It reminds me of going to the zoo and watching the apes and monkeys fling poo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: American Dentist Retirement Association at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Antibody-producing yeast vanquishes deadly gut infection in mice
There is a team working on altered gut bacteria to produce antibodies to fight Clostridioides difficile infections
"[the alternate procedure ] involves immune proteins called monoclonal antibodies that neutralize C. diff's two toxins. But they normally must be given as an intravenous injection that moves from the bloodstream into the gut. Feng's team wanted to get around the high cost of manufacturing such antibodies and deliver them directly to the gut. So his group turned to Saccharomyces boulardii, a type of yeast considered safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a probiotic to improve gut health."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy4bnf99
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (WyVLE)
"trick or treat!"
"Place your hand in the box."
"What's in the box?"
*greedily reaches into the box expecting candy*
"Pain"
"I hold at your neck the Gom Jabbar..."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)
One of the group struck the victim several times before throwing him off the train and onto the platform at High Street Kensington station.
He also suffered a chipped jaw.
The trio was then heard to say: "Next time we'll kick your ass."
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (AiZBA)
King kept pointing to the outstanding counties and repeating that, based on all history, there were simply not enough votes there for the Beast to catch up. But they wouldn't "call" it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (cI3Q7)
I got a rock.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (V2Yro)
Same.
Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Ojki1)
Same
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (Z7toj)
Tina was dressed as a nun carrying briefcase- wait for it.
Nun of your business
Louise was dressed as a dragon and had a tattoo of a girl on her arm.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (mNhhD)
trump-2020-capital-beltway-caravan/
I posted this earlier: for Morons in the DC area, there is a Trump Caravan this Sunday 12 to 2pm.
Any interest?
Posted by: Iris at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: rhomboid at October
Slo sweets? There's one is San Luis and another in Paso.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (7bcfy)
What did you expect? It's right there in the name.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (qc+VF)
Blonde, I know you regularly watch MSNBC. I can't last for about 5 or 10 minutes, tops.
You are a stronger moron than me.
It reminds me of going to the zoo and watching the apes and monkeys fling poo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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I guess for me it's the train wreck draw. I started watching it after trump got elected. It's safe! If Hillary had been in charge, I'd be shivering under the covers every day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (G51Gf)
I can assure you it won't be the last. You're my new MoMe party buddy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (9Om/r)
I've been to two CO Morondezvouses. WDS, you are a joy.
*throws a whole bunch of hugs out*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
They could remove any tooth filling over 6 mos. old.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (51WJ2)
Recommend you do NOT use, say, just an arm hanging out of your trunk, touched up with a torn shirt and some dried catsup.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero
They were originally called Dairy Damp Squibs
Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 10:48 PM (YynYJ)
"trick or treat!"
"Place your hand in the box."
"What's in the box?"
*greedily reaches into the box expecting candy*
"Pain"
"I hold at your neck the Gom Jabbar..."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (3P/5p)
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That's great, until one of the kids responds back
"Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:38 PM (V2Yro)
I got an island.
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 10:43 PM (6nLoy)
And a potato feels no pain
Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 28, 2020 10:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)
Not a fan of caramel?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Ever try to light them? It doesn't melt so well. They melt and the burned sugar doesn't smell that good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
I told you!
Roberts is a Republican justice!
Posted by: !Jeb - please clap at October 28, 2020 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 10:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:46 PM (wPVhA)
You should see mine.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 28, 2020 10:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
*lights candy cigar*
Posted by: Miklos, adjusting marzipan monocle at October 28, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
Posted by: Flyover at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
CaliGirl, we happened upon the store in SLO one time, but it was quite different, didn't realize they were the same outfit. The one in Paso is yuuuge, beautiful, the best, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (OTzUX)
There is a team working on altered gut bacteria to produce antibodies to fight Clostridioides difficile infections
"[the alternate procedure ] involves immune proteins called monoclonal antibodies that neutralize C. diff's two toxins. But they normally must be given as an intravenous injection that moves from the bloodstream into the gut. Feng's team wanted to get around the high cost of manufacturing such antibodies and deliver them directly to the gut. So his group turned to Saccharomyces boulardii, a type of yeast considered safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a probiotic to improve gut health."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy4bnf99
Posted by: Kindltot
I had C Diff once. Caught it at the Salem hospital. Hope to never go through that again.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (6yYEv)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51
I don't like any of those. I hate black licorice. I will eat roasted fennel though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (7bcfy)
Nicer would be those chocolate candies called "Ice Cube". They're a very smooth chocolate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
Ben Had grabbed me on Sunday when we were leaving and said........you will have a Morondevous next year
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
You had to mention candy corn...You are so off the Christmas card list.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
Black licorice? Circus peanuts?
This is a safe place. Go ahead, tell us what other child abuse you suffered.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Iris at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Miklos, probably stocking up at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (LvTSG)
*GLARES*
Posted by: Mr. President John Kerry at October 28, 2020 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
========
This horse looks past its prime.
*grabs shotgun*
*shakes head mournfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM
yep, that one got me a hard belly laugh.
Posted by: !Jeb - please clap at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (mNhhD)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51
circus peanuts make throw the hell up.
Candy corn is only marginally less awful.
Black Licorice is a great Grand Funk song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Dang, this thread is getting me into the mood for all kinds of classic favorites.
Got some candy corn today, finally - always have a bowl on the kitchen island this time of year. But that's it. No action on Saturday for us, so no "leftovers" for me. Wonder how busy things will be this year.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (OTzUX)
Covid deaths are falling.
What are we even doing anymore? Just end this.
Over the past month I have known four people tested positive. All but one of them reported nothing more than a mild fever. The other one was a four month old baby who is fine. I don't even know how or why she was tested for it.
One of those who caught it was a man who insisted on wearing a mask almost 24-7. I took great private enjoyment out of that, especially after learning that his symptoms were so mild he was almost disappointed.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (ojwvu)
Your timing sucks, newb.
He was a bigger story as "Anonymous". Now we go, "oh. it was all fake"
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Miklos, probably stocking up at October 28, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Heck yes! Christmas candy up next.
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
I loved those. Melt in your mouth chocolate.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jean
Interferon.
Posted by: Biden Pharma (Shenzhen) Pty Ltd at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
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Bet you like those black and orange Mary Jane candies as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)
enjoying their moans of despair when they realize they wont be using
the govt for the next 4 yeasts to punish and torment Trump
supporters.
Still,
the increasing optimism of a Trump victory on this site is
proportional to the increasing shrillness of the MSM insisting he will
lose badly, and we are all going to die of corona anyway. These
conflicting signals are causing massive synapse malfunction resulting in
confusion and stress. I may have to just turn off all news and internet
for a few days, focus on work and family then crawl across glass to
vote for Trump on Nov 3 and go to bed early hoping for the best and
prepared for the worst. Nov 4 will be very ugly, one way or another.
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: yop at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (nqhkI)
Those would be fun, because I'm just ornery enough to hand them out, depending. Halloween, to my way of thinking, is for cute little 3 year olds in a bunny suit, not sullen punks old enough to buy booze and need a shave. And you kids get off my lawn!
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (6CZio)
327 I love circus peanuts, candy corn and black licorice.
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
Now I know you drink too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: rhomboid at Octo
I figured that was the one. I haven't been in them for a while. I hope they survived the 'rona shutdowns. San Luis boarded up downtown because of stupid BLM stuff.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (/kh7m)
Hi, HH!
I was one of the lucky ones that DID get to talk with you, and glad I did!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (sy5kK)
So, how screwy are the exit polls going to be on Tuesday?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 PM (LvTSG)
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I assume that the networks will eschew any exit polls, to stick with their "we can't possibly know tonight who won, it will be a couple weeks/months/geological eras" narrative. It would be irresponsible to let you flyover chumps think that Trump won just because he won!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (+3rQF)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
I want a second, dead-end stomach that's separate from my digestive tract, so I can hold my nose and snork down two pounds of circus peanuts to later spew them at predators when threatened.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
*******
Wouldn't the better question be "Why give away candy that you WOULD eat yourself?"?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 10:57 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)
.....
They are okay, a little chewy.
If I want something chewy, I like the bubble gum that comes in the packs of baseball cards.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:57 PM (4qPf0)
Although I understand you can get the same bike from a small guy for much less
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 10:57 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
Covid deaths are falling.
What are we even doing anymore? Just end this.
Over the past month I have known four people tested positive. All but one of them reported nothing more than a mild fever. The other one was a four month old baby who is fine. I don't even know how or why she was tested for it.
One of those who caught it was a man who insisted on wearing a mask almost 24-7. I took great private enjoyment out of that, especially after learning that his symptoms were so mild he was almost disappointed.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 10:55 PM (ojwvu)
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What we are doing is scaring the left into not voting in person next week.
Let's keep it going a few more days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51
circus peanuts make throw the hell up.
Candy corn is only marginally less awful.
HANDS DOWN DON'T CHEW
Posted by: Miklos, not mentioning Skittles at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (OTzUX)
Weren't Milk Duds kind of chalky inside? Or maybe something else was the Kaboom of candies. Malt something.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (WLHrn)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (5fQpL)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
I want a second, dead-end stomach that's separate from my digestive tract, so I can hold my nose and snork down two pounds of circus peanuts to later spew them at predators when threatened.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
****SNORT****
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
********
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you also like root beer hard candies.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)
That would be... unique.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (ZSK0i)
You're probably thinking of Whoppers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:56 PM (xK9An)
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The candy bag we bought this year has 100 Grand bars. I don't remember them being quite so difficult to chew. Luckily haven't lost a crown yet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (OTzUX)
Big Hunk too.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
Not to mention that we have spent a century+ developing a dependable gasoline distribution system and a repair shop network that covers most of North America, but let's not get hung up on mere details!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (2C38g)
Weren't Milk Duds kind of chalky inside? Or maybe something else was the Kaboom of candies. Malt something.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (WLHrn)
Malted Milk Balls.
A disappointment is all aspects.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
How many drove RVs there?
My wife and I discus buying one when I retire and just not having any permanent roots.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
Now I know you drink too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Candy orange slices make for a fine cocktail garnish.
Posted by: Miklos, giving away a secret at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
Yes. I offer my assistance, with the caveat that I am kind of awkward, socially. But I can offer some awkward help, in any event. No idea what that would look like. I recall a few years ago there was a local guy who needed a ride to the event, but he backed out.
I could be Moron Uber for my AO.
Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Butterfingers with melted candy corn for the filling. She swore that's
what the real Butterfingers were made of.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
Sorry, I was drunk.
Posted by: Sandra Lee at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Weren't Milk Duds kind of chalky inside? Or maybe something else was the Kaboom of candies. Malt something.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (WLHrn
That was Whoopers.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
Good
news today. My blood test for the "cancer marker", which was at 70 when
it was checked before I started chemo, after seven treatments has now
dropped to... SIX!
Five or less is considered "normal".
Kicking cancers butt, we are.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (WLHrn)
Milk Duds are chocolate-covered caramels.
Necco wafers are antacid tablets that failed QA.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
Bit o' Honey, Abba Zabba, Milk Duds - those and others surely have always been a plot by Big Dentistry, dontcha think?
Posted by: rhomboid
Big hunk candy bar, too stiff to use as caulk.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (51WJ2)
Halloween this year is on a Saturday with a full moon... The Younger Spawn will either be attending a party, or we'll be hosting one here...
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:01 PM (VUAWr)
https://tinyurl.com/yy3az7t4
https://tinyurl.com/y6xjs4hu
https://tinyurl.com/y2yfl58k
https://tinyurl.com/y2l9vx8y
https://tinyurl.com/yxqk8end
Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2020 11:01 PM (qAR6u)
Covid cases are rising.
Covid deaths are falling.
Posted by: Shenanigans
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which trackers is everyone using? I've been looking at Johns Hopkins because that's the one my employer insists on. I haven't bothered finding out how they're gathering their data. Cases rising and deaths static and half the peak in April is about right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 11:01 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
See that, and raise you a bag of corn nuts.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (786Ro)
Can you imagine what someone like Waugh would have written about Donald Trump?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
That kid's going to get a bunch of candy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (5p7BC)
5 years ago I happened on a pair of Zero e-bikes on a visit to Edmonton. They both had dead battery packs but I figured I could likely fix the charging problem, so laid out $2k Cdn. Brought them back to Arkansas to add to my Honda collection ... and spent on-and-off some 6 months trying to get the batteries charged. No go.
So, I contacted Zero to enquire about replacement battery packs. Not available, but if I shipped the batteries to them, at my expense each way, they would be happy to rebuild them for just $8k each.
So ... some day I'll get around to selling them for parts on eBay ... or mount them on pedestals as gateposts out front.
(back to lurking for another decade)
Posted by: Wingnut at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (aBb/3)
Kicking cancers butt, we are.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
C'est Superbe!
Posted by: Miklos, having some markers misself at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
The ones that fell into an unflushed toilet and then "reconstituted" and packaged.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (AiZBA)
I am so out of shape in the glycemic overload sense.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
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Once, while on a road trip, we grabbed some snacks at a gas station while we were filling up. We found Butterfinger flavored milk. The first swig was amazing. It went downhill from there.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Hands
As candy yes, as prop material? Outstanding!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (5fQpL)
One day we'll mourn your loss.
Posted by: AMC Theaters at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (2N7oZ)
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Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)
I always liked Aunt Tilly's ribbon candies in that dish on her coffee table. Some were fruity, some minty. but they were always kind of stuck together.
then me and my brother would go outside and watch the Goodyear blimp fly overhead.
And no, this was not written by David Lynch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
How many drove RVs there?
My wife and I discus buying one when I retire and just not having any permanent roots.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (5p7BC)
I'm soooo tempted to do that next year. It was only 15 miles to the hotel, but if you want to seriously drink an RV sitting out back is a good thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (9Om/r)
The sad part is how the stalks shake when they slice into the scrotum.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (3P/5p)
An aptly named "Jaw-Breaker" was my lower right wisdom tooth's demise.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2020 10:36 PM (/kh7m)
This is a recurrent problem with every MoMee I have ever been to! Always too many great and interesting people, and far too few minutes to meet them.
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
What the fuck.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: 18-1
Dark chocolate Milky Ways
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
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Every network, including Fox (not OANN) will call Texas for Biden by Noon.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 10:37 PM (kOpft)
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That late, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:39 PM (LvTSG)
I've been thinking about turnout with a friend of mine, and I (like TJM) believe that COVID-19 is going to turn out to be the biggest own-goal in election history.
Mail-in voting is going to be a huge disaster for the Dems.
As has been stated previously, the hardcore Dem voter really wants Trump out of office, and is really scared of the WuFlu. They have already voted.
The hardcore Trump voter may have voted now out of convenience, but we are waiting to vote until Election Day. The longer the line, the better the story we'll tell our grandkids about how passionate we were for the Golden Scalpweasel. We ain't afraid of no stinkin' WuFlu.
Now, what about the lukewarm Dem voter?
As we know, paying bills with paper invoices, paper checks and envelopes is a pain, even on the best days. We'd much rather pay by computer.
Looking at a paper ballot, with a bunch of strange initiatives on it, is at least as daunting. You have to find the time to actually do it, and there's always something better to do with your free time, like clip your toenails. You put it off, letting that absentee ballot sit there in the middle of the pile of junk mail in your home office. You'll do that research that you'd like to on all the down-ballot candidates...later.
If you have to go through the trouble to close the envelope on your choice, then go to a secure enough mailbox to get your vote in before the deadline, I think that if you're not passionate about Biden with all the revelations that are coming out now you'll find something else to do with your time. You're certainly not RISKING DEATH FROM THE PLAGUE! to wait on a long, long line.
I don't see Dem turnout being anything more than underwhelming on Election Day, and I think that if you're a Dem and you haven't voted yet, you're not going to.
This is going to be a fail of epic proportions for the MSM and the Democratic party. I can't wait to see the recriminations that come from it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (w7KSn)
Eat the cat. Cat-meat makes people invisible.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (xK9An)
My memory of 2016: I don't remember which station I was watching when I saw Pennsylvania get called for Trump, but it was eerily nonchalant. I started jumping up and down and shrieking. Fell asleep for a bit and MSNBC was on, with Rachel Maddow making that grim "This is your country now. This is your life" speech. Historic! I was there!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (G51Gf)
My all time favorite was Martha Radditz, anchoring the ABC coverage, crying live on national TV. The small crowd I was with had just flipped over to ABC from some other coverage, and saw the entire thing live. We all had to take a shot.
It must have been the next day when I saw the Rachel Maddow version. Possibly my second best reaction. Although I was partial to Van Jones on XiNN screaming to Jeffery Lord that "IT WAS A WHITEWASH! A WHITEWASH!" was close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
5 years ago I happened on a pair of Zero e-bikes on a visit to Edmonton. They both had dead battery packs but I figured I could likely fix the charging problem, so laid out $2k Cdn. Brought them back to Arkansas to add to my Honda collection ... and spent on-and-off some 6 months trying to get the batteries charged. No go.
So, I contacted Zero to enquire about replacement battery packs. Not available, but if I shipped the batteries to them, at my expense each way, they would be happy to rebuild them for just $8k each.
So ... some day I'll get around to selling them for parts on eBay ... or mount them on pedestals as gateposts out front.
(back to lurking for another decade)
Posted by: Wingnut
Of you drive to any progressive city you'll find these electric scooters scattered about abandoned. I'm sure you could repurpose their battery packs
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (786Ro)
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I will see your wax lips and raise you smartees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (wPVhA)
Weren't Milk Duds kind of chalky inside? Or maybe something else was the Kaboom of candies. Malt something.
Malted milk balls
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Mm4NK)
A disappointment is all aspects.
Yes, that's the one, thanks. Have not heard of Whoppers.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
horehound
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Mm4NK)
Yeah--they were like magnum Pixie Stix.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (xK9An)
Prayers up for your continued kicking of cancer's ass!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (2C38g)
You can smell someone eating that crap a block away.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (OTzUX)
Pffft.
Posted by: Giant Sugar Daddy at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (sy5kK)
I don't see Dem turnout being anything more than underwhelming on Election Day, and I think that if you're a Dem and you haven't voted yet, you're not going to.
This is going to be a fail of epic proportions for the MSM and the Democratic party. I can't wait to see the recriminations that come from it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (4tiP2)
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Good take, but it provides them their moral victory.
"Trump mismanaged covid which scared our people away from the polls and that makes him illegitimate."
It's Russia II: The Disappointing Sequel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (/UQ/R)
"Just put the shit in straws. The parents will buy anything."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)
......
Absolutely!
I'll tell ya this though, the worst part about eating a box of assorted chocolates is suffering through the caramel filled ones until you can the good ones filled with the artificial mint fluff or artificial strawberry fluff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (4qPf0)
So, I contacted Zero to enquire about replacement battery packs. Not available, but if I shipped the batteries to them, at my expense each way, they would be happy to rebuild them for just $8k each.
So ... some day I'll get around to selling them for parts on eBay ... or mount them on pedestals as gateposts out front.
(back to lurking for another decade)
Posted by: Wingnut at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (aBb/3)
There's a guy on a bike forum that I follow who just bought two Zero DS ADV-types and he's really proud of them. I'm half-assedly following his story to see how they turn out for him.
Buying an electric standard for bopping around town or commuting to work sounds reasonable, but I've heard enough "and then I hiked five miles down the mountain to a gas station and back" stories to be a little sketched out about an electric ADV.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:52 PM (xK9An)
Ah, the 80's.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (Ojki1)
426 If Biden were a candy he'd be a Necco Wafer.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones
Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear - the laxative of gummy bears.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 11:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zod
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Like, a .44 Magnum version.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:10 PM (Mm4NK)
Pixy stix (sticks?)
That dad in Texas put poison in one to kill his kid for insurance money, plus he gave some poisoned ones out to trick-or-treaters to throw off the police (didn't work).
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:10 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:10 PM (6nLoy)
I want a Ford Raptor with a tricked out toy hauler.
Instead of vehicles in the toy hauler I will have all the makings of a concert. Drum set, amps, keys, PA.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (w7KSn)
Malted Milk Balls.
Milk Duds were teh bomb.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (q2K0j)
Unfortunately, the WI ballot is pretty simple this election, since the governor and senators aren't running and there are no ballot initiatives. I fear it is so easy even a Dem can figure it out.
Sending it in is another matter. I can see people sticking it in their purses or leaving on a desk piled with other crap. Young people aren't used to dealing with this thing called "mail."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (HabA/)
Hope I get more kids than last year. Which would mean 1.
That kid's going to get a bunch of candy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (SchxB)
Same here.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (5fQpL)
NHS person thrown off the subway can attest to this.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Hands at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (3XvN1)
A disappointment is all aspects.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
You need to try Malteasers. Originally from UK. You can get them here, but they're a little different. Still way better than Whoppers. It will change your mind.
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (vYVJ9)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:10 PM (mNhhD)
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Wow. That's hardcore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:12 PM (2DOZq)
Some school districts will close schools tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:12 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: Tuna at October 28, 2020 11:12 PM (gLRfa)
"Just put the shit in straws. The parents will buy anything."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:09 PM (wPVhA)
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And that's the brilliance of the pixy sticks.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)
Isn't that like Pringles? It's the crap left over from making potato chips. They scrape it off the factory floor, slap it together, and sell it. It's like particle board.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
Nailed it!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Comparing Rachel Madcow to apes and monkeys flinging poo is insulting to apes and monkeys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
How many drove RVs there?
My wife and I discus buying one when I retire and just not having any permanent roots.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (5p7BC)
I'm soooo tempted to do that next year. It was only 15 miles to the hotel, but if you want to seriously drink an RV sitting out back is a good thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (9Om/r)
WDS and I rented Cruise America RVs from Love Field Auto. I don't know what WDS's experience was, but our RV was filthy and had sub-functional components. I probably won't use them again. However, it was great to have a place to wash up.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (3XvN1)
Butterfingers with melted candy corn for the filling. She swore that's
what the real Butterfingers were made of.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
Speaking of which, Ferrara ruined Butterfingers when they bought them from Nestle. "New and improved" - now tastes like sawdust.
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Tuna at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (gLRfa)
Some school districts will close schools tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH
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Ours is, up here in the NC mountains.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (S8ePJ)
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"Not even the fire will take them."
-Chief Wiggum
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (LvTSG)
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:04 PM (2C38g)
It ought to last a week, at least. Problem is, we're guests there, and Ben Franklin has a saying about those after three days.
More and more, the need for a dedicated HQ clubhouse and converted motor coach is becoming clear.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
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Nah, he'd be a rock...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (CAJOC)
And yes Jim nsd I owe you an email. Will send tomorrow
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
Nailed it!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
the grey ones. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (9Om/r)
They're just malted milk balls in different packaging.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (S8ePJ)
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"Now with lignin"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (wPVhA)
The networks to say exit polls show Biden winning everywhere; Texas, Georgia, Florida, you name it.
Trump will try to argue against the false narrative and will be locked or shadow-banned from Twitter.
In response, he'll go on national television, who will take the unprecedented step of refusing to cover his address.
OANN will be the only network that covers Trump's speech, which bolsters their recognition and catapults them into a proper network channel, taking Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfeld and sending Fox cratering.
Meanwhile when the ACTUAL votes are counted, Trump wins in a route, we retake the house, expand the Senate and institute a day of reckoning on all who tried to destroy the will of the people.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (5p7BC)
Circus are like orange stryofoam.
It really wasn't Halloween candy but I never saw the point of those dots stuck to paper either. Or those little wax bottles filled with a tablespoon of "soda."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (HabA/)
(back to lurking for another decade)
Posted by: Wingnut at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (aBb/3)
I bet you could build a decent gen-set out of a chainsaw engine!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:11 PM (3XvN1)
Huh. De gustibus non est disputandum.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (xK9An)
Isn't that like Pringles? It's the crap left over from making potato chips. They scrape it off the factory floor, slap it together, and sell it. It's like particle board.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:13 PM (mNhhD)
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Say what you will about Pringles, but their Memphis BBQ flavored chips are awesome!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (4thlk)
I liked those too.
And Swedish fish.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 11:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
Buy a couple of school buses and a commercial genset, and we are on our way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:17 PM (2C38g)
I LOVED Nestle's Choco-Lite bars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Hershey was one who was profiled along with Mars. Very very interesting.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
They were popular because after you bit off the "cap" and drank the sugar-water, you could chew them.
For something to do. For the next five days. Chewing wax. Like a wax-chewing fool.
Chew them.
And chew them some more.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (6nLoy)
the grey ones. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (9Om/r)
Dear God--those are awful!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (9Om/r)
Was it Raisinets?
I think the peanuts were Goobers and Snow Caps were the non-parallels.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (4qPf0)
Dark chocolate Almond Joys. That is all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (mht8P)
Mounds
Sometimes you don't feel like a nut
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G)
somewhat a Halloween story, but it was a family in debt and the father
poisoned and killed his son for the insurance money.
I hope they buried that fucker under the jail.
But then maybe my feelings on the subject are still a little raw.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (SchxB)
Hershey was one who was profiled along with Mars. Very very interesting.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
Did they take the story all the way through abandoning the town of Hershey and moving to Mexico?
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)
IIRC, the early ultralight airframes used chainsaw motors.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (4qPf0)
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Trapezoidals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)
Dark chocolate Almond Joys. That is all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 11:16 PM (mht8P)
I just hated dark chocolate when I was a kid.
My favorite candy bars were Kit Kats and I'm still partial to them.
When I was a teen, I discovered the Cadbury fruit and nut bars though, and they ruled the roast from that time on.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Worse than useless.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (mNhhD)
The Kendall Mint cake is an historic confection long carried by Alpinists and expeditions to the Himalaya. Basically mint flavored sugar and glucose. I remember thinking of the chocolate bars "I'll just eat maybe one a week, they'll last a long time!" Yeah, no. That didn't happen.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (6CZio)
Isn't that like Pringles? It's the crap left over from making
potato chips. They scrape it off the factory floor, slap it together,
and sell it. It's like particle board.
the crap left over from making potato chips is munchos. yummy, yummy munchos. packages of potato foam.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (5br8a)
"Now with lignin"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:15 PM (wPVhA)_/i]
That's melamine, Lound Eye!
Mel. A. Mine! CCP's "miracle chemical"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (pNxlR)
Good
news today. My blood test for the "cancer marker", which was at 70 when
it was checked before I started chemo, after seven treatments has now
dropped to... SIX!
Five or less is considered "normal".
Kicking cancers butt, we are.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Mm4NK)
YAY!
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Communist, thrown out of non-flying Huey. at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (Zby/D)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 11:20 PM (oAY8z)
A lot has to do with losing taste buds the older we get and the location of the taste buds. That's why the older we get the more spicy food we like.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:06 PM (Mm4NK)
Pixy sticks.
Also what secretly power the AOS Hampsters.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (9AFWN)
Delicious!
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM
Vote in person, JuJuBee!
It's Teh Moron Way...
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (VUAWr)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (Fc5rx)
but the white chocolate truffles at the Northpark NM in Dallas were pretty fucking good
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (R3uW8)
Harley's new company sprung out of the company's skunk works Product Development Center, where a small group of ?passionate motorcycle and bicycle enthusiasts" have been working on designing and developing an e-bike "worthy of the Harley-Davidson name," Harley says.
Development was delayed because they added an oil leak system to the bike for the complete vintage retro Harley experience.
Reminds me of this ad I saw many years ago (might have been in the Lampoon, might have been an actual post-AMF era Harley ad). A photo of a three story tall blow-up Harley balloon at a rally with the caption "At least this one doesn't leak oil".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Good for you !!!
I go for 6 month bloodwork on Monday. No anxiety...nope, none.at.all!
Posted by: browndog at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)
"Trump mismanaged covid which scared our people away from the polls and that makes him illegitimate."
It's Russia II: The Disappointing Sequel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:08 PM (LvTSG)
They can commiserate over it while digging the ditches in the camps.
Hey, it's what they want for us.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (Ojki1)
Chocolate truffles are awesome. You can have marzipan. The only hazelnut paste I can think of it Nutella and, while I like it on toast, I don't go out of my way to buy it, because I don't eat toast very often.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
For something to do. For the next five days. Chewing wax. Like a wax-chewing fool.
Chew them.
And chew them some more.
Posted by: Zod
Followed by a crayon chaser: delicious!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (4qPf0)
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Trapezoidals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)
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Non-Euclidean
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (CAJOC)
I filled out my NJ ballot. Going to put it in a collection box tomorrow.
I sure hope it counts. And doesn't get altered or thrown out.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:19 PM (mNhhD)
You're in jersey? I have a choice of 2 places to drop it off. I'm still deciding on which.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R)
Rock on!
October marks six years since my cancer surgery, chemo and radiation. I'm still here causing trouble!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 11:21 PM (RuIsu)
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You'll love Mexican jamoncillo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh Hell Yes.
I eat them until my pancreas explodes.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (ZSK0i)
https://youtu.be/z9EaBjFvQpc
Let's just drag some more out, then:
https://youtu.be/6bLOjmY--TA
Or maybe:
https://youtu.be/cEgYxDehs7k
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Black Licorice Doesn't Matter
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (6nLoy)
for all the Cable hosts, esp FOX people, who constantly spew polls
they are no better than gossips hanging over a fence, spreading lies
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (R3uW8)
Goodnight, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (4JM5Y)
I humbly apologize for what must've seemed extremely rude.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
If Biden were a candy, he'd be that last peep that somehow fell under the refridgerator last Easter that the dog just found and is trying to drag out.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
Obviously, cancer did not have a clue who it was messing with!
Good for you.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (2C38g)
On OMAD and don't snack much on sweets anymore but if I think back to candy I liked:
sour patch kids. those glorious orange ones that got crisp were a little treasure.
charleston chew
three musketeers
blow pops
I suppose I was always a sucker for penny candy back when you could find that sort of thing in the stores. those little red licorice pieces.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (3XvN1)
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (VUAWr)
Local groceries always have tons of Dove milk chocolates.
But when the dark chocolate arrives, they fly off the shelves
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (2DOZq)
Someone was like "It'll be like a chocolate bar, only thicker. And throw some raisins in that sumbitch too.
It'll make it harder to eat and every once in a while you'll come across something weird in your chocolate bar."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (4qPf0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:24 PM (U2p+3)
Glad to hear it!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (9AFWN)
ahem
those weren't peanuts
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (R3uW8)
Too tough to let that shit get you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (mNhhD)
Bet it is on wheels for easy relocation, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
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I do, though I can get sick off them pretty quick.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (dOV9E)
I burned them. And I made them far too thick, I didn't realize they would raise so high.
Next time I think I will try using the tortilla press. However I now find out what I was trying to buy a pasta roller for all these years.
Imagine making ritz crackers like egg noodles?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM
Jelly nougats, yum.
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (S8ePJ)
---->those german style christmas cakes with marzipan centers are ...you know just evil calorie bombs. espcially the kirsch ones.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (3XvN1)
Posted by: InCali at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (9AFWN)
What are these "circus peanuts" of which you speak?
Like beer nuts?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (2DOZq)
or maybe a Razzle, which might be the worst thing ever.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 11:26 PM (oAY8z)
same with chocolate covered bats
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (R3uW8)
Yes, I did vote and I made sure it wasn't in the ballot collection box outside but in the courthouse where the sheriff deputies look at it as they cover the entry.
I fear for our country. I pray that we can salvage our liberty.
I thanked G-d especially for the confirmation of Justice Barrett. I'm a downer this evening and am going to go read a bit before bed.
Blessings to the Horde!
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Splunge at October 28, 2020 11:27 PM (dOV9E)
Nah, the best adult candy is the brandy filled chocolates. Who CARES that it is bad brandy? It is chocolate and booze!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (Fc5rx)
In-person votes are "provisional" in Joisey??
Before I run off to go ogle this, I'm calling 'bullshit'!
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (VUAWr)
All I want is for a decisive victory one way or the other but knowing America we will probably get some ridiculous bullshit like Trump being re-elected, the GOP losing the Senate but the GOP taking the house.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (tW1lH)
before the discovery of sugar can by europeans, did the europe have sugar from any source?
honey does not count
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (GIeIM)
And I wasn't crazy about jelly beans until Reagan made Jelly Bellies a thing. Then I liked putting together various combinations - remember they'd give you instructions on what flavors to combine?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (aA3+G)
But when you do, go toobin
Posted by: Jeffrey at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 28, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
How lucky are we all for knowing Ben Had?
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
--->comically large orange peanut, tasting vaguely of banana...texture like a dense marshmallow but slightly powdery.
I'm hungry
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (3XvN1)
Love circus peanuts. My grandma always had stale ones hanging out in a drawer. The best!
not certain i can remember the last time i had a non-stale circus peanut.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (5br8a)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (3XvN1)
on toast, I don't go out of my way to buy it, because I don't eat toast
very often.
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I must admit to a Nutella and (crunchy) peanut butter sandwich about once a week.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (kOpft)
Some school districts will close schools tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH
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Ours is, up here in the NC mountains.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (Mm4NK)
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Hey AshevilleRobert let's drive around town this weekend with my Trump flag.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (cSy0v)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (SchxB)
"Chocolate liquer bottles."
These are...wait...chocolate, but with...wait.
Wait. With, give me another one. Wait, it's...
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (xK9An)
All I want is for a decisive victory one way or the other but knowing America we will probably get some ridiculous bullshit like Trump being re-elected, the GOP losing the Senate but the GOP taking the house.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (tW1lH)
I don't want a decisive victory where the Dems win everything That's the worst case scenario.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
Before I run off to go ogle this, I'm calling 'bullshit'!
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (VUAWr)
Two words: "Comply, Comrade!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (2C38g)
But, I haven't had them in a couple years. Just looking at them makes me gain a dozen or more pounds.
https://tinyurl.com/y2t8dr3m
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Beer Nuts, the dreaded final phase of Cotton Balls...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (HabA/)
If I recall correctly.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
So say we all.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:25 PM (6nLoy)
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I like chocolate covered raisins, though I haven't had any in a very long time.
I miss French burnt peanuts. I loved those, and while I can still get them, I fear for my teeth every time I eat one, so they're a no-go.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (CAJOC)
How lucky are we all for knowing Ben Had?
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
There is no one in the world kinder and more generous than Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
honey does not count
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (GIeIM)
Romans had Sapa.
Mmmm. Lead acetate made by boiling bad wine in lead pans.
there were fruit sugars and dried fruits. Dates were a big import
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (WyVLE)
What are these "circus peanuts" of which you speak?
Like beer nuts?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
No. Picture a marshmallow, reshaped to resemble two peanuts in their shell and colored light orange-brown. Now, lace the interior liberally with pulverized wallboard and flavored with something blandly ghastly that resembles nothing that you have ever tasted before.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (pNxlR)
How lucky are we all for knowing Ben Had?
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
Extremely lucky. Ben Had rocks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (4thlk)
honey does not count
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (GIeIM)
Sugar beet maybe but that wasn't until 1700's.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: An Observation at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (1Q15G)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (w7KSn)
have been in the Lampoon, might have been an actual post-AMF era Harley
ad). A photo of a three story tall blow-up Harley balloon at a rally
with the caption "At least this one doesn't leak oil".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 11:22 PM (EGyGV)
Definitely post AMF. They haven't leaked since the EVO engine and rear belt drive came out in the mid 80's. They used to have a rear chain oiler, so that was an automatic leak, and too many hoses and lines that dealt with primary chain oiling and return, which also eventually leaked if the owner didn't keep an eye on them. The new motor was sealed way better. After that they stopped marking their spot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (9Om/r)
It's hard to get See's here, but I've had them and yes, they're very, very good.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (KAi1n)
I'm hungry
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (3XvN1)
Ah, I've had those. Never knew they were called circus peanuts!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
And Reese's peanut butter cups.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (U2p+3)
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Apparently, people make s'mores with Reese's peanut butter cups. First I'd heard of it was on Cobra Kai, but it seems to be a thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (R3uW8)
Baklava
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM
Christ... "Provisional" is what they're calling it... This can't be legal...
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:34 PM (VUAWr)
Pretty lame really.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 10:09 PM (tW1lH)
That electric Harley really, really needs some AMF decals to give it some pizazz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:34 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:34 PM (HabA/)
honey does not count
Sugar cane has been cultivated in India since at least 500BC. So, yeah, Euros may have traded to get some of that sweet stuff.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:34 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (6nLoy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (OMsf+)
other but knowing America we will probably get some ridiculous bullshit
like Trump being re-elected, the GOP losing the Senate but the GOP
taking the house.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:28 PM (tW1lH)
I don't want a decisive victory where the Dems win everything That's the worst case scenario.
Posted by: DonnaV at October 28, 2020 11:30 PM (HabA/)
I want a decisive victory, but I know the Republicans will gop it up and we won't get any intelligence reform, or tech reform, or budget passed, or anything else that would require congress to do its job.
Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (kOpft)
At the weekly staff meeting today, the boss said he's worried about what will happen after the election. He's convinced no matter who wins, the other side will go nuts. I think he's right.
This is a small town, so I doubt we see Portland-level rioting, but you can tell everyone is a bit on edge. There are Trump signs all over the place, but that's kind of expected in a state where the Donald won every county in 2016.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (aommx)
Just a modest request, I know.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (XpDOS)
Apparently, people make s'mores with Reese's peanut butter cups. First I'd heard of it was on Cobra Kai, but it seems to be a thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CAJOC)
With cinnamon sugar graham crackers
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2020 11:32 PM (KAi1n)
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Skor
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
The ones that fell into an unflushed toilet and then "reconstituted" and packaged.
Posted by: DR.WTF
Nah, that would be tootsie rolls or Babe Ruths.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (+lVUW)
Unless there is a massive reawakening and realignment in this country, the odds that the donks control the presidency and both houses is quite high.
I want nothing more for the Donks to be crushed and destroyed as a political party.
But at some point we are going to have to have the fight for that to happen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (VUAWr)
Hugs back!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (U2p+3)
I'm a tad under the weather...
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
348 Covid cases are rising.
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What we are doing is scaring the left into not voting in person next week.
Let's keep it going a few more days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:58 PM (LvTSG)
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I have an idea. I think that if Trump wins (which he will), the Dems will quickly move to end the whole scamdemic thing. It won't have worked to bring down Trump, but it will have worked as proof of concept - they know that people will do as they demand they do if they are scared of a bug - and they'll want to save it to deploy again for the next "outbreak," which will certainly coincide with 2022 or some other event they want to manipulate.
When that happens, we need to flood lefty sites and forums with comments to the effect of, "What? I can't believe the Democrats sold out to Trump! How can they do this to us?!?! He paid them off with Russian money and now they want us to die, too!!" This would serve not only to encourage further leftist mental breakdown (a worthy goal in itself), but would also get them to really start eating each other. Some of them would quickly figure out that it was an op, and they'd say so, but that would only cause the others to react harder against them. "Of course you'd say that, you're a damn Trump bot!" It would apply to both the Leftist politicians and their vast divisions of idiots.
It wouldn't take much. Facebook and Twitter have taught us that very small waves in very small ponds can quickly reach tsunami proportions under certain conditions. Just a few of the right comments in a few of the right places, and you could create chaos on the Left from which they might never recover.
Maybe I'm getting too invested in this election year...
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 28, 2020 11:36 PM (+3rQF)
My all-time favorite candy.
But, I haven't had them in a couple years. Just looking at them makes me gain a dozen or more pounds.
https://tinyurl.com/y2t8dr3m
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Oh yeah, those are good. Sees has LOTS of good ones.
I lived in Texas for a while and discovered Fredericksburg Fudge. The Black Forest fla
Oh, I just recovered from a brief fainting spell.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (G51Gf)
I heard that there was some #LooterPrivilege at work in Philly as some clever "idea" guys rolled up on cars just filled with fresh loot and hijacked the cars.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (2C38g)
i found a recipie for English grog, but have not found the proper rum
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (GIeIM)
Apparently, people make s'mores with Reese's peanut butter cups. First I'd heard of it was on Cobra Kai, but it seems to be a thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CAJOC)
With cinnamon sugar graham crackers
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:35 PM (CLteG)
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'Cause when you bite into a s'more, your first thought is, "You know, this could use a little more sugar"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Bonus!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM (q2K0j)
Tasty, very tasty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: RickZ at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM (Fc5rx)
work in Philly as some clever "idea" guys rolled up on cars just filled
with fresh loot and hijacked the cars.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:37 PM
Probably this one: https://tinyurl.com/y68daxy2
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (HabA/)
https://tinyurl.com/yxj68qqj
Interestingly, I discovered them during my... really bad times working at the mental hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
There is no one in the world kinder and more generous than Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM
I was afraid of that. See my #627.
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hunter B at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:18 PM (oVJmc)
Bears repeating: a man cannot "transition" into a woman, either "fully" or partially, any more than a cat can "transition" into a dog. Counterfeit is still counterfeit, even if superficially convincing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (51WJ2)
the increasing optimism of a Trump victory on this site is
proportional to the increasing shrillness of the MSM insisting he will
lose badly, and we are all going to die of corona anyway.
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Which one is offering data to back it up?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: DonnaV
-----------------See my earlier post about my wisdom tooth.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (w7KSn)
Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 11:38 PM (Fc5rx)
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And eschew obfuscation.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (CAJOC)
Looters robbing and shooting other rioters.
Ah, I' m so sad for them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Chemo farts are toxic. Waaaay worse than pregnancy farts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (LBO1U)
October marks six years since my cancer surgery, chemo and radiation. I'm still here causing trouble!
Posted by: nurse ratched
It's been six years since my bypass surgery!
Glad you're still here.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (aommx)
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (S8ePJ)
They grow a lot of sugar beets, and they have fruits and berries. Extracted from them, somehow?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (3fR4G)
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (VUAWr)
Glad to hear you are doing better!
Good news from a moron facing such a nasty thing makes us all feel good. Keep it going!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2020 11:41 PM (47hFs)
Baklava
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CLteG)
Mmm...baklava! Yes.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (5FCda)
We're ALL glad you made it, & that you're still contributing to the Niagara Falls of AoS trivia on a regular basis!
Posted by: mnw at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (Cssks)
if Trump wins (which he will), the Dems will quickly move to end the whole scamdemic thing.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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That, and efforts of the Deep State will implode, especially if Trump fires Wray, Haspel, and Esper by Jan 21. They can't Ginsburg these particular schemes until 2024. I also see climate change taking a big hit, especially when AOC's threats of multiple apocalypses fall flat. (She was an idiot to put a timeline on them.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (jK8Z7)
Yeah, but it's still fun to bite their little heads off. (The peeps, not the kids.)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Oh, that may explain the trouble I was having the other day. I bought a variety box of Reese's on Amazon and whew, the aftermath...
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Glad you're still here.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW
*fistbump*
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (U2p+3)
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
There is no one in the world kinder and more generous than Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (9Om/r)
Yes, indeed, Ben Had is an incredible person at every level, and we should count ourselves lucky to know her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)
An old-school 125 two-stroke that burns 25:1 mix would be appropriate, too. Just to fuck the greenies' heads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (W4W7b)
Ah, I' m so sad for them.
Posted by: DonnaV
Sharing, it's all about the sharing.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:44 PM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
When you buy a box of chocolates, buy all soft centers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
the increasing optimism of a Trump victory on this site is
proportional to the increasing shrillness of the MSM insisting he will
lose badly, and we are all going to die of corona anyway.
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Which one is offering data to back it up?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (5p7BC)
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Eh, I already died from Net Neutrality, so no big deal to me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:44 PM (CAJOC)
Interestingly, I discovered them during my... really bad times working at the mental hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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What?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 11:44 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Please tell me he got the chair.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
The ozone hole killed me 25 years ago.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (XpDOS)
---->it is an amusing tiff on twitter. He mad at Mollie. sad mad.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (3XvN1)
More and more, the need for a dedicated HQ clubhouse and converted motor coach is becoming clear.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
The man has a plan.......
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/y6hwo4ky
But it is not evidence of 'vote fraud'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (xK9An)
Can you imagine what someone like Waugh would have written about Donald Trump?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Waugh was a devout Catholic so he wouldn't have had nice things to say about the Abortion Party either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}, pace yourself, the 2021 TXMoMee is only about 51 weeks away!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (Mm4NK)
12 years ago I got a full-time job working for the State of California. Only downside: it was at my local state-funded mental hospital, called Metropolitan State Hospital.
Long story really short, I ended up on the wrong end of a bogus sexual harassment complaint. All I wanted was friendship. Can't go into any more detail than that here without getting in trouble with MisHum and the cobs because I've made the mistake of sharing too much about this in the past. Feel free to email me if you want more info, I'm at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.
I went apeshit, which I shouldn't have, and ended up being forced to quit as of August 10, 2010.
I'm still bitter about it. I know I probably shouldn't be.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (W4W7b)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (51WJ2)
More and more, the need for a dedicated HQ clubhouse and converted motor coach is becoming clear.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
The man has a plan.......
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)
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A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (CAJOC)
very glad they (the police) found this van before the BLM assholes got their gear out of it.
all this crap is staged
no one Philly wants this!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (nAiE/)
i can't eat *anything* with that, or any other soy product, in it, w/o intense GI discomfort, starting with pain, and ending with spending 36-48 hours in the bathroom, with projectile hurling as a possible mid-way point.
thanks for nothing, FPIES!
usually happens to little kids, who eventually outgrow it...
i can only hope the same holds true for me.
no chinese or thai food, both of which i love.
no fast food, or dining out in general. |
sucks to be me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 11:48 PM (mrazZ)
673 Candy?
Baklava
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:33 PM (CLteG)
Mmm...baklava! Yes.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (5FCda)
I never thought I liked baklava that much, but it is consistently the thing I miss most since I stopped eating wheat many years ago.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
And "Black Mischief" is extremely un-PC and quite funny.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:48 PM (HabA/)
Start with grain alcohol and then step on it with whatever.
(shudders)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 11:40 PM (w7KSn)
The best rum is delicious, like brown sugar, especially when poured over, you know, boobs.
Posted by: Hunter B at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (47hFs)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (tW1lH)
I feel for you. No chocolate or Thai would be rough.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (HabA/)
I've found it especially helpful on Election Night to fortify myself with extra high quality, bourbon absorbing nutrition.
So, what all else d'y'all have in mind for your Tuesday night menus?
And of course, what I'm looking forward to most of all, 'round Midnight, I'd hope, is to raise a glass of bitter, liberal tears, in toast to The Vengeful and Merciless Golden Scalp Weasel, v2.
But tonight? A practice bourbon, for now.
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
Of course that opens up a possible grey goo Apocalypse.
That will never happen.
Back when I was at NASA I wrote an essay on the subject. The bottom line is that nothing on earth exists between the sizes of the prions and chemical molecules. The reason for that is the Earth's atmosphere. At small enough scale the individual molecules of the atmosphere hit tiny objects literally like cannon balls (they move at similar velocities). Prions are large enough to withstand those shots, while chemical molecules are knocked around by them and survive that way. Nano machines of sizes between those two can only exist in near perfect vacuums. The grey goo simply can't happen because it requires nano machines in that forbidden zone.
Posted by: An Observation at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (1Q15G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
*hits the hash pipe*
Posted by: Huma at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
{{{Ladyl}}}, pace yourself, the 2021 TXMoMee is only about 51 weeks away!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (2C38g)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
Much too long a wait for my liking.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
Originals are always better than copies...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM
Sorry about that. See my #627.
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:35 PM (UMXod)
denser than water ice. it sinks when placed in water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:51 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
Tucker needs to hire a platoon of ex-SEALs as his bodyguard.
It's one thing to piss off Antifa snots. Quite another to do what he's doing.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:51 PM (HabA/)
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Tell me more about this....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM
30 count for $25, includes cups, white chocolate cups, big cups, bars, and pieces.
Posted by: AF at October 28, 2020 11:51 PM (S8ePJ)
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We are actually in that right now. College age whites are moving the the Dems, especially post grads.
Black support for the Dems is limited to 65+. Under 65 is much more receptive to the GOP.
Male working class of all races is moving GOP.
The ant-war crowd that likes Rand Paul likes the Trump message. Peace through strength and targeted retaliation is a message that resonates. Drives the neo-cons away, but good ridence.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:51 PM (5p7BC)
Christmas present to Zod from Mrs. for years...
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:46 PM (xK9An)
Not beatable
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 11:51 PM (CLteG)
I was looking at the 2012 vs 2016 county by county map, and I was in awe of how Trump turned so much of new england red. It wasn't enough to win those states but it was quite the turnaround from the feckless Romney.
In Maine, he almost won the whole state, whereas Romney barely made a dent. Same thing with New Hampshire.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
I think we should try to get Bluebell to do another late spring NoVAMoMee.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (2C38g)
WTF is up with those Tucker documents?
One theory I'd read is that they were sent securely, but were intercepted anyway (by someone very powerful) as a personal message to Carlson...
Posted by: Zettai at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (VUAWr)
Thank you for your kind encouragement at the Mome!
And congratulations on a mission accomplished!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH
True. For that reason, I've never eaten the packaging. The better stuff is inside the wrapper.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (bJxw1)
Here's what's interesting: If you remove the 5 boroughs of New York City (including the one Trump won) then Clinton received 2,391,543 New York state votes while Trump received 2,324,984 votes, meaning Clinton would won New York State (without the city) by a mere 66,559 votes, a margin of 1.4 percent.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 11:53 PM (ojwvu)
crystallized sugar was invented in India
from there it spread to the Middle East
during the Crusades it made its way to Europe
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 11:53 PM (nUhF0)
It should probably be pointed out to your boss "the other side" is already bug-nuts crazy. Has he not been paying attention these last couple decades??
It's a BS premise to begin with as well. I think your boss is full of shit. If the president loses his bid for re-election in a legitimate contest then there will be no burning, looting, rioting and murder. At least, not by Trump supporters. All bets are off, of course, when it comes to the lunatic left. They will pillage when they get the chance.
If the democrats attempt to steal the election, then I'm not sure that your boss is mistaken. But then I'd be sure to ask him what he thinks should happen in such a scenario? See where I'm goin' with that?
He's trying to portray some roughly equal equivalency, and that is a complete load of unadulterated bullshit, and highly offensive in the extreme.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2020 11:53 PM (6CZio)
(War room. Generals around a map)
"We have armor here, here, and here. We're advancing (points) here. Infantry is mopping up behind the main thrust."
(Zod points at unit counter that hasn't moved in three briefings)
"This enemy unit. What is it?"
"Second Light Soy Guards. Electric unit."
"And?"
"Dead batteries."
"Keep the advance moving, but surround them with reserve units. Exterminate them. No prisoners."
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:53 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
Gluten intolerance?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (5FCda)
And I know what you mean, I am already experiencing MoMee withdrawal symptoms!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (2C38g)
I pray you are right, I'm way too old for street fighting.
But I am deadly accurate with a palm sized smooth stone at distance.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
I think we should try to get Bluebell to do another late spring NoVAMoMee.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (2C38g)
I agree
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Other than the fact of the actual birth of our Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus..
I rate the TxMoMeet as my #1 celebration of the year. And do look forward to it the mostest of all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, Beanie Baby Arbitrage King at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Yep. From before the gene pool got diluted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
Much as expected. He's not so quite so foolish to go on TV about a dud.
Posted by: Again, does FedEx have Chinese spies inside? at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (bJxw1)
In 2012 Obama won Suffolk 51-47. In 2016 Trump won it 51-45. That's a huge swing.
I'm not saying Trump can win New York. Actually I will say that. Trump can win New York. I don't think that he will, but a lot of the state counties went red for him, and they had a lot more people who didn't vote because they didn't think he had a chance and they weren't motivated in 2016.
They will be motivated in 2020.
Again, not saying Trump will win it, but I will be watching those counties closely next week, curious to see how much bigger the turnout is for him vs 2016.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (jK8Z7)
That was one of the characters for Tim Powers' book Expiration Date. Someone's landlord only ate those, and he had been dead for a number of years.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (W4W7b)
Unless we have an emergency, we don't have to leave the house if there is trouble.
Posted by: four seasons at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
I don't see that tweet.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: The best Evelyn has to offer at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (BBWrU)
"Chocolate liquer bottles."
-----------------
I thought that was Kahlua.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ted, the pot smoking teddy bear at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (47hFs)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
crystallized sugar was invented in India
from there it spread to the Middle East
during the Crusades it made its way to Europe
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump
Well yeah. The Church needed to have something tasty for us to give up for Lent, so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:57 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: vivi at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (USW1s)
"And?"
"Dead batteries."
"Keep the advance moving, but surround them with reserve units. Exterminate them. No prisoners."
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 11:53 PM (xK9An)
Nay Good Zod.
Do not exterminate them. They are like enemy wounded. They are worthless in combat, in fact a detriment to the moral of the enemy, and consume enemy supplies while doing so.
Recon if Force, and they will retreat. Let the enemy deal with their whining.
Posted by: Machiavelli 2020 at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (NgKpN)
They will try to drag out NC snd PA, but everyone will know the lead is insurmountable.
So there won't be an official call for days, but we will know the result well before.
It will be a lot like 2000.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (5p7BC)
https://twitter.com/
SollenbergerRC/status/1321638898834038785?s=20
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
Little-known fact: a gallon of gasoline contains more hydrogen than a gallon of liquid hydrogen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (NYO34)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Congratulations, Nurse. You are one fierce 'ette.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (TdMsT)
Well yeah. The Church needed to have something tasty for us to give up for Lent, so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:57 PM (bJxw1)
I thought you were supposed to give up meat and sex for Lent
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
That is OK.
The UniParty just wanted to know what he had and let him know that they are watching him and the kids.
.
.
.
Otherwise they would have kept the envelope.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: micky at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (bJxw1)
I've never worn a bicycle helmet. I must be dead by now.
Posted by: Machiavelli 2020 at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)"
Jungle Jim with bare metal bars.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump
Uh oh.
I have have been doing this wrong.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:00 AM (bJxw1)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:01 AM (1Q15G)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (bJxw1)
I've never worn a bicycle helmet. I must be dead by now.
Posted by: Machiavelli 2020 at October 28, 2020 11:59 PM (NgKpN)
-------------------------------
I shudder to think of the multitudes that perished due to a lack of infant car seats.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 12:01 AM (CAJOC)
My parents smoked in the car and we didn't wear seat belts
Damn we are still alive
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (5p7BC)
I do not disagree, just note that even after that debacle, it sure seems to me that our genius politicians have taken almost NO steps or raised the alarm to improve/secure the integrity of the voting system. Sadly a lot of that is due to corrupt state governments!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (2C38g)
Gluten intolerance?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (5FCda)
Yep.
And it give me thyroid problems.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (NYO34)
Yep. The unregulated Gravel Farms. A tragedy and a bloody shame.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:01 AM (1Q15G)
Get it on/bang a gong/get IT on.
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 12:03 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 12:03 AM (nUhF0)
They will try to drag out NC snd PA, but everyone will know the lead is insurmountable.
So there won't be an official call for days, but we will know the result well before.
It will be a lot like 2000.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (5p7BC)
So extended gloating, then? I like that idea.
Personally, I can't wait for election night!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 12:03 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Average Guy at October 29, 2020 12:03 AM (b2diN)
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 12:04 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Bacon killed me 3 or 4 times.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:04 AM (CLteG)
And yet, I am robust.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 12:04 AM (w7KSn)
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I don't think the average John or Jane Doe will start tearing things down if their candidate loses.
Those on the fringes of the Right might. They might not.
The radical Leftists who've taken over the Dems? You bet they'll be ready to riot.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, the other CW at October 29, 2020 12:05 AM (aommx)
Posted by: Ladyl
I was justbreadung about thyroud problems and celiac often going together
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 12:05 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:04 AM (CLteG)
Coffee was what did it for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 12:05 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2020 12:05 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Like 16 when the lamestreet media refused to call a bunch of states, had Trump at 244, kept pushing hilldogs path...Trump comes out, announces the witch concedes and everybody declares the states they'd been sitting on.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (51WJ2)
Bacon killed me 3 or 4 times.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:04 AM (CLteG)
I froze to death back in the '60s from global cooling.
I think most others died of starvation from the inability to grow crops.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)
My GP has referred me to a "Behaviorist" when I said my wife wants me to ask about ADHD. This should be interesting. A coworker was recently diagnosed and said Adderall is really helping her. I'm not too keen on taking more drugs on top of what I'mm doing.
Anyone heard from Slap lately?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (4VJ6T)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
BB gun got me...in the eye.
Posted by: monkey at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (CLteG)
Personally, I can't wait for election night!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
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I checked on the leading indicator of a Trump blowout today -
No pudding cups available for purchase.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (bJxw1)
And congratulations on a mission accomplished!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Mission would NOT have been accomplished without YOU, kind lass. Nor without Weasel or Hogmartin.
Combined, we added the ever lovin' hoc outta that project!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (51WJ2)
Yes they all fell like dominos when Hillary conceded. So funny to watch. I think the little CNN counter officially gave Trump the win while he was giving his victory speech!
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
When you buy a box of chocolates, buy all soft centers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
...I got nothing.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (dOV9E)
Anyone heard from Slap lately?
Posted by: Farmer at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (4VJ6T)
He emailed me today. I'm going to try to call him back tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:08 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 29, 2020 12:08 AM (/UQ/R)
And it give me thyroid problems.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (TdMsT)
I'm sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 12:09 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (vYVJ9)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
All due to your vision!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
https://bit.ly/2TB5Yd2
Posted by: pincorrect at October 29, 2020 12:11 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Bacon killed me 3 or 4 times."
I sat for hours only two feet from our old Emerson TV screen. Killed me at 12 years old, before the ozone hole killed me again.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 12:11 AM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 12:12 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (vYVJ9)
C'mon, man, you know he'd be the, um, the thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 29, 2020 12:12 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2020 12:12 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos
Bacon killed me 3 or 4 times."
I sat for hours only two feet from our old Emerson TV screen. Killed me at 12 years old, before the ozone hole killed me again.
Posted by: some guy out west
Before I died, I was severely weakened by eating the radioactive snow in the mid 60's.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Miklos, taking a bite out of that apple at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
I sat for hours only two feet from our old Emerson TV screen. Killed me at 12 years old, before the ozone hole killed me again.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 12:11 AM (XpDOS)
'Twas the clacker balls that done me in...
Posted by: Average Guy at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (b2diN)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
T'wasn't a vision. Just an idea that y'all liked, too. And I'm glad y'all did!
Like I said. Favorite Holiday.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 29, 2020 12:14 AM (PNagR)
KAMALA IS A STUPID WHORE, HAHAHA!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:15 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
T'wasn't a vision. Just an idea that y'all liked, too. And I'm glad y'all did!
Like I said. Favorite Holiday.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
So many great memories, I can't count them all.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:15 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 11:12 PM (2DOZq)
Helloooo sailor!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, rightful governor of Georgia at October 29, 2020 12:15 AM (NYO34)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)"
Jungle Jim with bare metal bars.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
Saccharine did me in a long time ago.
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:16 AM (1Q15G)
Aspartame/MSG toxicity.
Posted by: Zod
Alar cures that.
Posted by: Miklos, taking a bite out of that apple at October 29, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Also, more bacon.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:16 AM (CLteG)
They will try to drag out NC snd PA, but everyone will know the lead is insurmountable.
So there won't be an official call for days, but we will know the result well before.
It will be a lot like 2000.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 11:58 PM (5p7BC)
It will be far worse. If Trump's advisors inform him he has won and he gives a victory speech--which he will and should do, it very well may not be aired outside OANN. The question Trump has been asked constantly by leftist propagandists, and it has gotten my attention, is whether he will promise not to declare victory on election night.
The only way major media will announce a winner election night will be if Biden wins a blow out or appears able to defraud his way to a narrow victory. I suspect none of the states expected to be close--Pennsylvania chief among them--to be called regardless of what the results show.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 29, 2020 12:16 AM (puu6v)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 12:16 AM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:18 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 29, 2020 12:18 AM (JK7Jw)
After the NY Post precedent, this is quite plausible.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 12:19 AM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Like 16 when the lamestreet media refused to call a bunch of states, had Trump at 244, kept pushing hilldogs path...Trump comes out, announces the witch concedes and everybody declares the states they'd been sitting on.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:06 AM (51WJ2)
Even Fox News was brutal about that.
"Can we call Pennsylvania yet?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "Now?" "NO."
Posted by: Allie at October 29, 2020 12:19 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 12:19 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Mm4NK)
OUTSTANDING! SO glad to hear this! Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 12:19 AM (Rk4IM)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (bJxw1)
No pudding cups available for purchase.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (bJxw1)
LOL
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
BB gun got me...in the eye.
Posted by: monkey at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (CLteG)
Alar. It was the alar. One bite of an apple and my face melted like the Nazi in Raiders.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (DLzZd)
My all time favorite was Martha Radditz, anchoring the ABC coverage, crying live on national TV. The small crowd I was with had just flipped over to ABC from some other coverage, and saw the entire thing live. We all had to take a shot.
It must have been the next day when I saw the Rachel Maddow version. Possibly my second best reaction. Although I was partial to Van Jones on XiNN screaming to Jeffery Lord that "IT WAS A WHITEWASH! A WHITEWASH!" was close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
==========
Classics!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (G51Gf)
We're ALL glad you made it, & that you're still contributing to the Niagara Falls of AoS trivia on a regular basis!
Posted by: mnw at October 28, 2020 11:42 PM (Cssks)
Niagara Falls!
Slowly I turn...
Step by step...
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Ojki1)
Chamorro was one of the bravest actual journalists in history. Of course, her purported professional counterparts in the West never acknowledged it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 29, 2020 12:21 AM (puu6v)
"Fun fact: 83% of the Harley's ever made are still on the road! The other 17% made it home."
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 29, 2020 12:21 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:21 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:22 AM (uy0w8)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:22 AM (1Q15G)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:23 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Mm4NK)
{{{AshevilleRobert}}}
This is fantastic news.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:23 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
BB gun got me...in the eye.
Posted by: monkey at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (CLteG)
Alar. It was the alar. One bite of an apple and my face melted like the Nazi in Raiders.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (DLzZd)
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I peed in a hotel pool in 1978.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:23 AM (uy0w8)
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 29, 2020 12:18 AM (JK7Jw)
The only thing there that they don't make themselves, from scratch, are the basic raw ingredients.
Order a milkshake there? They made the ice cream that goes into the shake.
Oh, and by the way.
That IS the finest milkshake to be found on this or any other planet, anywhere.
It is alone, worth the trip to The Island.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 29, 2020 12:24 AM (6/5ob)
What a shock.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 12:24 AM (/wRdn)
Bacon when smoked with Mahogany wood up 395 on the back side of Commiefornia .....is the best. Not gonna say nothing cept Bishop Ca.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
BB gun got me...in the eye.
Posted by: monkey at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (CLteG)
Alar. It was the alar. One bite of an apple and my face melted like the Nazi in Raiders.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (DLzZd)
I died as a young lad, from not wearing a seatbelt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Grady G. at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (BOxMs)
speech--which he will and should do, it very well may not be aired
outside OANN."
---
Biden won't admit defeat the night of the election.
His campaign will have called a lid by 9:00 am
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (kOpft)
Other than the fact of the actual birth of our Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus..
I rate the TxMoMeet as my #1 celebration of the year. And do look forward to it the mostest of all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2020 11:54 PM (QzJWU)
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Jim, I received the pic of that revolver from Eromero. It's beautiful, but unfortunately, not enough funds. I am looking at getting there a day earlier next year to help set up, however.
I'm really pumped to try out my new handgun grip on Saturday with nurse and Mark AE. In about 3 minutes, how you taught me, from the simple handshake to the alignment of my fingers, a light went on. In the past, I've gripped it too hard, which caused my hands to shake and as a result, very inconsistent results.
I've pulled out the XD40 just to hold it and dry fire. The confidence is building.
And even more than the new knowledge is your fine Texas hospitality.
I'll give you an update this weekend.
There is no doubt in my mind that you really know your stuff. Lucky for me!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (sy5kK)
811 Was the Texas MoMe an ecstasy laced love in?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:18 AM (CLteG)
Pretty much, minus the ecstasy!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (bJxw1)
797 If Biden were a candy bar he'd be a... a.... a.... whatchamacallit
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 12:10 AM (vYVJ9)
C'mon, man, you know he'd be the, um, the thing!
Goobers or a Zero bar.
Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (Ed8Zd)
Japanese whalers got me.
F#ck you whale! (Stab, stab, stab, stab, etc.)
Posted by: Erebus at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (mOfdO)
Really lucky is the correct answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
There is no one in the world kinder and more generous than Ben Had.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 11:39 PM (9Om/r)
Yes, indeed, Ben Had is an incredible person at every level, and we should count ourselves lucky to know her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at October 28, 2020 11:43 PM (2C38g)
^^^ THIS ^^^
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 29, 2020 12:27 AM (m14Cp)
On the plus side, it really opened your pores.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:27 AM (SchxB)
Bacon when smoked with Mahogany wood up 395 on the back side of Commiefornia .....is the best. Not gonna say nothing cept Bishop Ca.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)
There was a cafe in Lone Pine that served bacon like that. God's country.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:27 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
BB gun got me...in the eye.
Posted by: monkey at October 29, 2020 12:07 AM (CLteG)
Alar. It was the alar. One bite of an apple and my face melted like the Nazi in Raiders.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2020 12:20 AM (DLzZd)
I died as a young lad, from not wearing a seatbelt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (WEBkv)
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Crap! Thanks for reminding me.
After drinking out of a garden hose I died on riding in the back of a pickup, sitting on the tailgate on a gravel road.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (uy0w8)
His campaign will have called a lid by 9:00 am
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (kOpft)
The only upside to a Biden win would be watching him at 3 a.m. trying to figure out who was throwing the party and why.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (puu6v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:29 AM (9Om/r)
People, please scrape the crap off your feet before you come in the house from the barn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 29, 2020 12:29 AM (2C38g)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:49 PM (j9HX3)
Tucker has to know, head on a swivel. I would have been disappointed if he didn't make copies. And copies of copies. And passed them out to friends who the Biden goons wouldn't know.
IIRC, Rudy G made 30 copies of the computer repair guy Hunter hard drive and passed them out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 12:29 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:30 AM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 12:18 AM (CLteG)
Pretty much, minus the ecstasy!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
I don't know about that, that bacon was pretty close. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:30 AM (9Om/r)
After drinking out of a garden hose I died on riding in the back of a pickup, sitting on the tailgate on a gravel road.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (uy0w
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Damn, now there is a memory. I remember riding in the back of Dad's truck, heading home, after being out and about. Sitting on the wheel wells, not a care in the world.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:31 AM (WEBkv)
There is no doubt in my mind that you really know your stuff. Lucky for me!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (sy5kK)
I'll look forward to that update, sir! And then, we shall see if my efforts merit your praise.
Seeya next year, amigo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:32 AM (QzJWU)
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2020 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
As my Dad always said, practice makes perfect.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 12:34 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:21 AM (WEBkv)
That's interesting. Dannon stopped making lemon yogurt. I wonder what the deal is with the 86ing of lemon flavors?
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2020 12:34 AM (ldL4g)
very glad they (the police) found this van before the BLM assholes got their gear out of it.
all this crap is staged
no one Philly wants this!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 11:47 PM (j9HX3)
Damn! They found it!
Posted by: G Soros at October 29, 2020 12:34 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:35 AM (1Q15G)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:35 AM (1Q15G)
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Didn't those fires melt the polar ice caps and drown everyone?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:35 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
I don't know about that, that bacon was pretty close. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:30 AM (9Om/r)
I stand corrected.
That bacon.
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos, Beanie Baby Arbitrage King at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Yep. From before the gene pool got diluted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2020 11:55 PM (NYO34)
Nah, I'm not going to ask.
Posted by: G Soros at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)
Best candy, hands down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2020 10:51 PM (4qPf0)
Damn, where were you when I was trying to trade away all that garbage?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (JK7Jw)
Trump...start squeezing's the bitter tears for there is more for you to squeezy come the day....at least fall on a large piece of the broken mirror of Lib Failure to your chest to delete your ruined dreams of that which you have NO chance of ever
ever obtaining....in small,,,time to off yourselves.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell science genius at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (kOpft)
A combination of Saddam's oil well fires, and Super Storm Sandy killed me, and everyone I knew.
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:35 AM (1Q15G)
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Didn't those fires melt the polar ice caps and drown everyone?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Took like ten years to put out didn't it?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:37 AM (51WJ2)
After drinking out of a garden hose I died on riding in the back of a pickup, sitting on the tailgate on a gravel road.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (uy0w
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Damn, now there is a memory. I remember riding in the back of Dad's truck, heading home, after being out and about. Sitting on the wheel wells, not a care in the world.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:31 AM (WEBkv)
You mean like the dozens of people carted about hither n' yon in the back of a couple of John Deere Gators, from Hacienda to Rifle Range, and back again?
Pillage Idiot shuttled more people than a fleet of Uber cars from Love Field to the local NoTell MoTels.
And didn't lose a one.
Which is more than FecEx can say for Tucker's sooper-seekrit Overnight
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 12:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2020 12:34 AM (ldL4g)
They don't want you to get any vitamin c because it is anti-viral!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 29, 2020 12:37 AM (2C38g)
Thanks a lot, Kevin.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 12:37 AM (6CZio)
After drinking out of a garden hose I died on riding in the back of a pickup, sitting on the tailgate on a gravel road.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 12:28 AM (uy0w
For me it was the black powder cannon made out of an old rifle shell wired to a chunk of wood. Boom! Blew the crap out of some old Barbies and a few GI Joes, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:38 AM (qQnCr)
His boss was being diplomatic while trying to warn folks.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 12:39 AM (e8DDv)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
I don't know about that, that bacon was pretty close. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:30 AM (9Om/r)
I stand corrected.
That bacon.
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (TdMsT)
I think Berserker is probably still bitter about missing the side dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (1Q15G)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:38 AM (qQnCr)
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I put a slug cast in a CO2 cartridge sideways through a piece of 3/4 plywood with a pipe cannon. Estes rocket engines worked real good for that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (TdMsT)
Holy cow.
I could be wrong, but I don't think cow is involved in the creation of bacon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:41 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 12:41 AM (e8DDv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:42 AM (WEBkv)
Holy cow.
I could be wrong, but I don't think cow is involved in the creation of bacon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (SchxB)
There was some kind of holy being involved in the creation of that bacon.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:42 AM (TdMsT)
I could be wrong, but I don't think cow is involved in the creation of bacon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again
Who are you to judge what gets to be bacon? H8TR.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:42 AM (51WJ2)
Posted by: Hindus at October 29, 2020 12:43 AM (x2TPC)
1. Turkey "bacon", kinda makes my point.
2. I am fat as a pig.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:44 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 29, 2020 12:44 AM (x2TPC)
I think Berserker is probably still bitter about missing the side dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (qQnCr)
The bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers?
The kielbasa?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:44 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (4tiP2)
This would be par for the course. If there's one thing the Dems have done well since 2016 it's miscalculate!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:45 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 12:45 AM (6CZio)
My parents smoked in the car and we didn't wear seat belts
Damn we are still alive
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)
The bed of a pickup truck was 3 of the 4 of us. Littlest brother got to ride in the front seat. He was pissed.
Posted by: G Soros at October 29, 2020 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
I could be wrong, but I don't think cow is involved in the creation of bacon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again
Who are you to judge what gets to be bacon? H8TR.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 29, 2020 12:42 AM (51WJ2)
Apparently "Beef Bacon" is a thing now, according to web searches.
Posted by: Allie at October 29, 2020 12:46 AM (vmRc0)
The fact that you called it Turkey "Bacon" sort makes our point!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 29, 2020 12:46 AM (2C38g)
Even without the quotation marks, it's still inedible garbage.
It sure as heck ain't bacon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:49 AM (SchxB)
Responding police officers chased after the suspects and captured one man on 54th Street and Pennsgrove Avenue. Police said they also recovered a gun. There were also reports of looters trying to break into the nearby Target store.
Posted by: Philly update at October 29, 2020 12:49 AM (BBWrU)
This. Turkey Jerky can be good.
Turkey Bacon, however...just no.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 29, 2020 12:50 AM (x2TPC)
Posted by: Allie at October 29, 2020 12:46 AM (vmRc0)
Not gonna look that one up on urban dictionary.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 12:50 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 12:50 AM (x2TPC)
I don't know about that, that bacon was pretty close. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:30 AM (9Om/r)
I stand corrected.
That bacon.
Holy cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:36 AM (TdMsT)
I think Berserker is probably still bitter about missing the side dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (qQnCr)
When you get to hang with ladyL, have Jordan serving you bacon, and then burn the midnight oil with WDS and bebe, bore me not with this side dish talk. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:50 AM (9Om/r)
Called it quits for the day. Tomorrow, if it is nice, I will drag out an air line, and hook it up to shop air, and go listening for leaks. Can't hear air leaks with the engine running.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 12:51 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Diceman at October 29, 2020 12:52 AM (6/5ob)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2020 11:05 PM (4tiP2)
This would be par for the course. If there's one thing the Dems have done well since 2016 it's miscalculate!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:45 AM (rt0xh)
I sure hope so.
I was at my brother's birthday dinner this evening, and his son in law said his parents, normally Republicans, are voting for Biden because PDT "mishandled the corona virus."
I about rage stroked and it almost ruined my evening.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:52 AM (TdMsT)
When you get to hang with ladyL, have Jordan serving you bacon, and then burn the midnight oil with WDS and bebe, bore me not with this side dish talk. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:50 AM (9Om/r)
Awww, dahlin. You're the most fun.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:54 AM (TdMsT)
Did you ask your niece if she was considering a sperm donor?
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 12:55 AM (x2TPC)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 28, 2020 11:29 PM (cSy0v)
Tauting the dirty hippies again?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 12:56 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (qQnCr)
The bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers?
The kielbasa?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:44 AM (TdMsT)
No, it was a joke from before. Ben Had had a little bit of a phrasing hiccup when she thanked a moron for bringing his wife, and some side dish (food)
I said he brought his wife, and a side dish? I don't even have the balls to do that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:57 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 12:57 AM (SchxB)
You used to be able to get 29 cent hamburgers at McDonalds on Sundays.
We would buy a giant bag of them and throw them at hippies all day long.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 12:57 AM (x2TPC)
G Soros, quit stealing my posts.
I'm not a Jew in Germany. But in any case, stay away from my stuff. Unlike them, I haven't given up my firearms.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 12:57 AM (sy5kK)
It just shut off here awhile ago so I hit the road to see how much it effected the county. Looks like it hit the western half of the county. But after driving into the neighboring county and heading back home, I found the lights came back on. So I have returned.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 12:58 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 01:00 AM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 01:02 AM (9Om/r)
If Biden was a "candy", he'd be a cat turd that some roaming dog would eat.
And then promptly hork up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Right?
We all catch colds right. Same type of virus right.
And treatment is getting better right.
Fucking stupid fucking people. Protect the at risk. Everyone else go on about your lives.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 01:07 AM (0OmEj)
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I work with this organization, https://www.abccm-vsc.org/
and https://tinyurl.com/y293qlya
Frankly, we always need money.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:08 AM (cGzEU)
I think Berserker is probably still bitter about missing the side dish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 12:40 AM (qQnCr)
The bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers?
The kielbasa?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 12:44 AM (TdMsT)
You'r both just trying to piss off Berserker, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 01:09 AM (sy5kK)
And then promptly hork up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Speaking of dogs horking shit up, my Pogo is much better. No more vomiting, and she is eating some, and seems quite comfortable. I think she may have become constipated as a reaction to the sedative they gave her for the surgery on Friday, and was vomiting because her gut would not accept any more food from her stomach. But she has got the pipeline running again, and all seems well with her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:10 AM (hjhTq)
said his parents, normally Republicans, are voting for Biden because PDT
"mishandled the corona virus."
Send them a copy of my meme.
https://tinyurl.com/y3plzx8t
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 01:11 AM (1Q15G)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 01:12 AM (YjADS)
It just shut off here awhile ago so I hit the road to see how much it effected the county. Looks like it hit the western half of the county. But after driving into the neighboring county and heading back home, I found the lights came back on. So I have returned.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 12:58 AM (3DJkT)
And glad to see you, Catch!
Great time meeting you, and look forward to next year!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 01:13 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2020 01:13 AM (ufFY8)
I've never worn a bicycle helmet. I must be dead by now.
My parents smoked in the car and we didn't wear seat belts
Damn we are still alive
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 29, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)
The bed of a pickup truck was 3 of the 4 of us. Littlest brother got to ride in the front seat. He was pissed.
Posted by: G Soros at October 29, 2020 12:45 AM (sy5kK)
Phthalates in plastic water bottles were my undoing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
The biggest load of shit in this entire election.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2020 01:13 AM (ufFY
Joe Biden's puppet masters created the coronavirus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:15 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 01:16 AM (u1WYs)
https://tinyurl.com/y4lymlcn
Being forced to hold rallies outside at airports has allowed for more massive crowds. Whatever his enemies do to try to kill him only makes him stronger!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 01:16 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (nOJDr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
Phthuffering phthuccotash!
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (hjhTq)
The kielbasa?
Posted by: Ladyl
What about he young ladies who showed up a bit late in the Oktoberfest dirndls asking about Berserker's bacon-wrapped jalapeno kiebasa popper?
Posted by: Miklos, not to mention at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm certain Gorby was joking, but there's many a true word spoken in jest.
I suspect Russian viewers of "Dallas" knew full well that few Americans lived like JR, but... the show included scenes in our supermarkets from time to time. You know, shelves with lots of STUFF on them.
Posted by: mnw at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Cssks)
Romanians were shown "Dallas" because the Commies thought the population would be horrified at how evil the Americans were with their evil wealth and evil opulence. It completely backfired. Romanian viewers saw people having things, just as you said, and driving around in their own cars.
"Kojak" was approved for viewing in Poland for the same reason - "look how filthy and crime ridden America is". But the Commies there didn't know what they were getting into there, either. The police were arresting the bad guy that even the viewers knew was the bad guy and they STILL had to read him his rights? (And that was translated into Polish, even.) That wasn't lost on the Poles.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:19 AM (3DJkT)
Speaking of dogs horking shit up, my Pogo is much better. No more vomiting, and she is eating some, and seems quite comfortable. I think she may have become constipated as a reaction to the sedative they gave her for the surgery on Friday, and was vomiting because her gut would not accept any more food from her stomach. But she has got the pipeline running again, and all seems well with her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:10 AM (hjhTq)
More excellent news! Glad Pogo is doing better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 01:19 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (nOJDr)
I have some grease paint you can use, honey.
Posted by: Gov. Coonman at October 29, 2020 01:20 AM (hjhTq)
The person who owns this beauty pageant is Asian. He's demanding $10,000 from the Ontario Human Rights Commission in addition to having his demands met.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 01:20 AM (7rZTl)
Great time meeting you, and look forward to next year!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 01:13 AM (sy5kK)
Great meeting you as well. And I'll be back next year if I have anything to say about it!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:20 AM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:10 AM (hjhTq)
That's great news.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 01:21 AM (5FCda)
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Visiting in Paris, I had a Parisian tell me that "All Americans are rich". When I asked why he thought that, he told me that he watched 'Dallas'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:21 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 01:22 AM (u1WYs)
149 I read something startling today. Gorbachev recently said that the USSR fell because of the TV show "Dallas."
I'm certain Gorby was joking, but there's many a true word spoken in jest.
I suspect Russian viewers of "Dallas" knew full well that few
Americans lived like JR, but... the show included scenes in our
supermarkets from time to time. You know, shelves with lots of STUFF on
them.
Posted by: mnw at October 28, 2020 10:24 PM (Cssks)
Romanians were shown "Dallas" because the Commies thought the
population would be horrified at how evil the Americans were with their
evil wealth and evil opulence. It completely backfired. Romanian
viewers saw people having things, just as you said, and driving around
in their own cars.
"Kojak" was approved for viewing in Poland for the same reason -
"look how filthy and crime ridden America is". But the Commies there
didn't know what they were getting into there, either. The police were
arresting the bad guy that even the viewers knew was the bad guy and
they STILL had to read him his rights? (And that was translated into
Polish, even.) That wasn't lost on the Poles.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:19 AM (3DJkT)
Larry Hagman even said that Dallas helped bring the demise of the USSR.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 01:23 AM (7rZTl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:10 AM (hjhTq)
I'm pretty damned impressed that your vet had the whole tool-chest full of Whitworth tools to work on your dog's fittings.
/snrbark
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
ps. Happy that the Pup is doing well!
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 01:20 AM (7rZTl)
She needs to get the word out to some Triad enforcers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:24 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Vendette
As well as the demise of Larry Hagman.
Posted by: Miklos, not to mention again at October 29, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm pretty damned impressed that your vet had the whole tool-chest full of Whitworth tools to work on your dog's fittings.
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Robertson screwdrivers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:25 AM (WZ5i4)
Sigh, years since I have done that. Wish to do this again soon.
Night Horde...sleep the sleep.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 01:25 AM (u1WYs)
/snrbark
Just needed the right Horx wrench.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at October 29, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
The kielbasa?
Posted by: Ladyl
What about he young ladies who showed up a bit late in the
Oktoberfest dirndls asking about Berserker's bacon-wrapped jalapeno
kiebasa popper?
Posted by: Miklos, not to mention at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
I didn't have the bacon wrapped jalapeno things. I don't do hot pepper things. I didn't feel like wiping my ass with a snow cone. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 01:26 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:27 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:27 AM (WZ5i4)
No, but she is now on prednisone in an effort to control her ear infections. It seems to be helping, too. Vomiting is not a typical reaction to prednisone. Frequent urination, and increased appetite are.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:30 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 12:26 AM (bJxw1)
If by nice you mean unappreciative putz then yeah, I agree!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 01:30 AM (rt0xh)
According to This Ain't Hell someone at CNN thinks the military really needs electric tanks and such.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2020 01:31 AM (ZiIV2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Heh. Our little dog Sophie is on it too. She's actually woken me up at night because she is hungry...also needs to pee during the wee (a pun!) hours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:32 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:32 AM (hjhTq)
I just did a rough calculation of the number of attendees at the 15-16-17 Trump events in the last 10 days before the election.
Approximately 2.5 million people will have personally attended a Trump event within 10 days.
Here endeth any pretense at maths.
Posted by: Miklos, going hmmm... at October 29, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 01:26 AM (9Om/r)
Normally, your groupies do that for you.
I TOLD you to break out the Strat and your nastiest amp, but did'ja listen to me? Nooooooooo.
You had the 'ettes, and all of the booze. (I witnessed the empty bourbon bottles on Sunday. ALL of the empty bourbon bottles.)
All you had to do is to crank the pignose up to eleventy. Instant Groupies, just add Metal, and mix.
It's like you've never heard of green M&Ms, or sumpthin'.
Imagine, a Gold Wing guy havin' to admonish a Harley Rockin' Metal God on how to "eleventy".
*throws hands up in air* I mean, I can't even!
/killingmyselflaughtinghere
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Hope you're there next year, my friend!
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
https://tinyurl.com/y3vyrxrf
Posted by: Professor Miklos, not Longhair at October 29, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Allie at October 29, 2020 12:46 AM (vmRc0)
Yep a little place here in ATL run by Eastern European, Patak's, makes a mean beef bacon, there regular bacon is yummy too. In fact anything they do that requires curing or smoking is top notch. https://www.patakmeats.com/
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 01:37 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2020 01:31 AM (ZiIV2)
Odd as it seems, that might not be a totally insane idea. Tanks don't normally travel very far in the course of an engagement, do they? Tanks with the power to weight ratio of a Tesla car, and nearly silent in operation might have their uses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:37 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:37 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (ZiIV2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (6nLoy)
Blasphemy!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (3DJkT)
I wondered about that. This guy demands that numerous Asian women wax his genitals, and nothing happens to him?
Pretty sure that if you tried that with Vietnamese women in Portland, some unfriendly people would pay you a visit.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 01:40 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (3DJkT)
Go ahead. Munch on some of that 95% Cocoa varieties I have seen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:41 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov
They are Hungarian.
Take care.
Send samples and I will risk all before putting you at risk.
Posted by: True Friend Miklos, prepared to sacrifice at October 29, 2020 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Thursday -
Tampa
Fayette'nam
Friday -
Green Bay WI
Waterford MI
Rochester MN
Pence in AZ and NV at least once more.
It's Trump - so Sat/Sun/Mon will probably have 3 events per day, depending on the geography.
Happy to see MN on there finally, but wish Trump would do a one-day western swing - NV, Orange County CA for all the House races, and maybe something in CO on the way back. Why not? I'm sure they have good data on every race, but there's a Senate seat in CO as well.
Imagine Sun/Mon will be PA, NH, NC, maybe MI or MN.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 01:43 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:37 AM (hjhTq)
Fine, but don't make it all electric. Give it enough juice and 'lectric motor for a 5 minute dash, or 20 minute stealth.
If that can't get it done, then it's time to spin up the turbine and make some genuine torque and horsepower. And recharge those depleted cells.
I'd ask SMH her opinion of a Prius Tank, and go from there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:37 AM (cI3Q7)
Have a crown thanks to Jolly Rancher.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 01:45 AM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:41 AM (cI3Q7)
A friend gave me a bag of Ghirardelli 'Intense Dark' chocolate squares, 92% cacao. I only ate one.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 01:46 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Miklos, on just the one Coast at October 29, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH at October 28, 2020 11:18 PM (6nLoy)
Take a square of dark chocolate and stir it into you cocoa.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 01:47 AM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (ZiIV2)
958 But tanks are already quite heavy. How big (and heavy) would the batteries have to be to be able to push them for a significant amount of time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (cI3Q7)
Well, one of the heaviest, and most expensive components in a modern tank is the transmission and final drive. Replace that with two stout electric motors, or maybe four. Batteries in a thick layer on the hull floor plate, armor beneath them.
Each electric tank could have a dedicated "tank tender" vehicle with a fuel tank and a gas turbine generator to charge the tank's batteries, and provide enough juice to move the tank across country at battle speed.
How long, in terms of time, or miles, can a modern diesel-powered tank operate on a full tank of fuel?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:49 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 01:46 AM (5FCda)
A 'bit dry' I am guessing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:49 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 01:39 AM (3DJkT)
Go ahead. Munch on some of that 95% Cocoa varieties I have seen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:41 AM (cI3Q7)
Take a 72%, dip it in peanut better, and wash it down with Malbec.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 01:50 AM (7rZTl)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 01:50 AM (/wRdn)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 01:51 AM (0OmEj)
Pretty sure that if you tried that with Vietnamese women in Portland, some unfriendly people would pay you a visit.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 01:40 AM (I2/tG)
I think at least one of the "Asian" salon gals he was harassing was a Sikh lady. Wondered why she didn't have her hubby or brother get him with the toad-sticker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:52 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 01:52 AM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 01:49 AM (cI3Q7)
Yes, and almost bitter. It was like eating baking chocolate.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 01:53 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 01:53 AM (/wRdn)
https://tinyurl.com/y3vyrxrf
Posted by: Professor Miklos,
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Ha. Received a warning with that which I have not received before:
"YouTube (owned by Google) does not let you watch videos anonymously. As such, watching YouTube videos here will be tracked by YouTube/Google."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 01:54 AM (pK7cg)
Fine.
Just.Fine.
Posted by: Miklos, sticking to the Plan at October 29, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: some guy out west
Red food coloring for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I died by a mis-thrown Jart.
Posted by: Tonypete
I took it in the neck from Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: the former Miklos at October 28, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)"
Jungle Jim with bare metal bars.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
Saccharine did me in a long time ago.
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:16 AM (1Q15G)
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i was young and had a future when cyclamates killed me...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 01:55 AM (mrazZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Like everything else.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at October 29, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:56 AM (hjhTq)
Posted by: redc1c4
So.
Too young for the Hula-Hoops made from recycled plutonium?
Posted by: Miklos the quasi-undead at October 29, 2020 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: keena at October 29, 2020 02:01 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 01:49 AM (hjhTq)
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the US Army hasn't used diesel powered tanks since it got rid of the last M-60's, and switched all units over to M-1 varients.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 02:05 AM (mrazZ)
Posted by: redc1c4
*glare*
Posted by: Gov. Stacey T. Abrams at October 29, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)
But Michelle Fire's business is in Chicago, meaning she's a Dem voter. Strike 1. It has a BLM sticker in the window. Strike 2. Her sister store is called "Tweet." Strike 3.
I hope her and all her lesbian fish-eating friends have to close out the business next week listening to some breathy hipster dirge as they accept another 4 years of Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:12 AM (XJipD)
Let me translate for you a little bit regarding this Senate hearing.
The word "dangerous" means anything that does not mix with the agenda set by those who control social media platforms.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:15 AM (/wRdn)
Dr. David Samadi, MD drdavidsamadi
Boost your immune system:
5000 IU of Vitamin D3 with 100 MCG of Vitamin K2
400 MG of Magnesium
1000 MG of Vitamin C
50 MG of Zinc
Every day! Let's stay healthy during the flu season!
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:18 AM (/wRdn)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 29, 2020 02:22 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Brother Tim at October 29, 2020 02:23 AM (Mooke)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:18 AM (/wRdn)
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bullshit.
ethanol is a known disinfectant that pathogens cannot become immune to.
just keep a steady state BAC and you'll never get sick.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 02:24 AM (h5hU9)
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Fake news.
Transformers started blowing in 2007.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 02:26 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 29, 2020 02:22 AM (qZdIZ)
No, you're not quite right, there.
Daywalkers haunt the latest wee hours of the ONT, emerge with the EMT, and come into their own with J.J. Sefton's Morning Thread.
Some emerge later, into the Art Thread or Morning Rant.
Ace's threads in the late afternoon, see the bulk of who remain into the ONT, and a scant few of us sometimes put the ONT into slumber, and into the Nightwalker's ministrations.
I'm primarily an ONT denizen. These are my people.
Texas is my Mo Meet.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 02:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Introverted elephocentric hypochondriac at October 29, 2020 02:32 AM (rw/ga)
My cuz, the retired meteorologist who sends us all own private weather report, says we's gonna get a little wind tomorrow morning. A might bit breezy, he says, as Zeta blows through.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 02:33 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 02:26 AM (kOpft)
Even Megan Fox.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2020 02:36 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:38 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:38 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 02:33 AM (rCwaK)
You're under a Tropical Storm warning.
Prozac would heal a Tropical Depression.
You'll get a fart from a sour Pina Colada. But might get caught in the rain.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite Horde!
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 02:38 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:39 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 02:40 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:41 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:42 AM (OjZpE)
First how hard is it if you have something people could die or kill literary over to protect it?
Two why did Tucker have only copy of "The only " damning evidence of anything?
Three in day of electronic imaging it should have been copied a million times already?
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:48 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Brother Tim at October 29, 2020 02:49 AM (Mooke)
No, Tucker has copies. You're reading some lefty spin on the story making fun of it and downplaying everything. These are not the only documents, and he has copies of what was stolen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 29, 2020 02:50 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Skip
A little more spackle, and you woulda made the 1000
Posted by: Miklos, also short and late at October 29, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
I wish I could find my first comment months ago predicting voting would be a month long affair. As soon as Covid-19 started and a rumbling of how are we all going to vote with this? I knew it.
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:59 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Miklo at October 29, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 29, 2020 03:01 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Tell your boss you're calling a lid
Posted by: Yet Unnamed Biden baby at October 29, 2020 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 03:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: MikeM at October 29, 2020 03:06 AM (lyndk)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Does she have big boobs ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 03:04 AM (arJlL)
All day suckers. And, unlike a Tootsie Pop, you never get to the center.
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2020 03:09 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Braenyard
Lost a crown thanks to a gummy bear
Posted by: MikeM at October 29, 2020 03:06 AM (lyndk)
Got a crown because of and then lost the same crown due to Atomic fireballs.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 29, 2020 03:10 AM (DjiZK)
which is one reason i'm not overly worried, should someone drag them out into the city streets to enforce something...
they be vulnerable, and there aren't that many grunts available to secure them in penny packets.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 03:16 AM (h5hU9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2020 03:17 AM (A+wzB)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 03:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2020 03:19 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 03:16 AM (h5hU9)
Brings a whole new meaning to the term hot fueling.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 29, 2020 03:23 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 03:28 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 03:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 03:28 AM (rt0xh)
We now live in a 'safety first, no risk' society.
Posted by: RickZ at October 29, 2020 03:31 AM (ldL4g)
What in the hell are Democrats afraid of? WHY are they complaining? Republicans appoint judges, and those judges turn around and shit on us for laughs.
At this rate, Democrats should ask Kagan and Sotomayor to retire. How could it hurt them to get two more GOP picks on the court?
Posted by: Sam Adams at October 29, 2020 03:35 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 03:36 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 03:43 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Summer of Love at October 29, 2020 03:51 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 03:55 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:02 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:02 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:04 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:07 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:09 AM (OjZpE)
Went to lunch last week at my fav local yokel diner. They serve breakfast anytime. I had what is called the Hungry Frenchman: 3 thick slices of french toast covered with ham, musrooms, scrambled eggs and cheese. Served with maple syrup.
So awesome!
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:11 AM (rGNOn)
-Bob Ross
-Joseph Goebbels
-Kate Jackson
-Richard Dreyfuss
-Kat Timpf
-Winona Ryder
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:12 AM (cI3Q7)
So awesome!
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:11 AM (rGNOn)
I think everything sounds awesome except the mushrooms. Not for breakfast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:13 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:15 AM (cI3Q7)
I'd ask SMH her opinion of a Prius Tank, and go from there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
That would be the expert who would know. It would be interesting to hear what SMH says.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 04:16 AM (Dxj7R)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:16 AM (rGNOn)
Power is still on here, though the apartments across the street seem to be out. Debris, mostly leaves and branches, in the street. We've been lucky.
Philly -- have we heard from Wyatt Earp?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:17 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 04:17 AM (arJlL)
But I like mushrooms
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:16 AM (rGNOn)
Maybe if you slivered up the mushrooms into unrecognizable bits...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:17 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:18 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:18 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 04:17 AM (cI3Q7)
Ha! My kids could still find them.
These were normal sized slices. But at this place they are flexible with menu changes. The owner will accomodate pretty much anything you want
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:20 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020
*
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They are alphabetical (though they usually skip some like Q and U). But we've had so damned many this year that they ran out of A-Z names and had to go to Greek letters -- Alpha, Beta, etc. I think it's been 27 storms this year -- 7 of them threatening or striking Lousy-ana.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:20 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:20 AM (rpbg1)
Glad to hear you got through this one ok.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:22 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:23 AM (OjZpE)
I dread the idea of driving on streets littered with debris or branches, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:25 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:20 AM (rpbg1)
Glad to hear you got through this one ok.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020
*
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Since the power came back on -- I lost it for about 30 minutes last evening -- I rate it as Minor Hassle. But a lot of people are still out of power, and then there were the folks who lost everything in Lake Charles earlier this summer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:27 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 04:28 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
Phthuffering phthuccotash!
Posted by: Sylvester the Cat at October 29, 2020 01:17 AM (hjhTq)
Phthalo Blue. Happy Birthday (and RIP) Bob Ross.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 29, 2020 04:30 AM (m3XFr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:25 AM (rpbg1)
Load the chainsaw?
Was straightening out mom's garage yesterday so I can fit truck in when I overnite there. Haven't really gone through it since dad died. I found his chainsaw tucked behind some other stuff. And his Milwaukee drill in it's nice red metal box. I thought both were gone after mom let my nephew "take whatever you want" right after dad died.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:31 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 04:33 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 04:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:34 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: clutch
If she is, her husband's gonna be disappointed !
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 04:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:25 AM (rpbg1)
Load the chainsaw?
Was straightening out mom's garage yesterday so I can fit truck in when I overnite there. Haven't really gone through it since dad died. I found his chainsaw tucked behind some other stuff. And his Milwaukee drill in it's nice red metal box. I thought both were gone after mom let my nephew "take whatever you want" right after dad died.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020
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No chainsaw; I live in an apartment. But I meant the streets on my way to work and near my work. Maybe I'll have to seek out a less-tree-lined route this morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:35 AM (rpbg1)
The most effective tank design has benches of slaves racked up in the hull, pulling on oars... This, combined with a postmodern 120 mm smooth bore hyper velocity sabot canon will ensure domination of the costal brown water battlefield for decades to come...
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at October 29, 2020 04:38 AM (0acZu)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 04:39 AM (9UmRs)
...
Haven't seen Vic in a while.
...
We always have a chainsaw with us when we head up north; never know when a tree will have fallen across the road in
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:40 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:31 AM (rGNOn)
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i'd ask what Mom was thinking to do that, but i know better...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 04:40 AM (h5hU9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:43 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:44 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 04:45 AM (rGNOn)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:45 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 04:46 AM (rpbg1)
things need getting done around here, before tuesday, just in case the locals get froggy.
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 04:47 AM (h5hU9)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:48 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: John Marston at October 29, 2020 04:50 AM (c+5fJ)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 04:51 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 04:52 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 04:53 AM (rt0xh)
We have come to a cross road and Tuesday get to decide if it's Marxism or road away from it for a little while longer.
Leftists and Conservatives have nothing in common, Leftists won't allow coexistence so there eventually is only one possible outcome.
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:58 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:59 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 05:11 AM (PgmdM)
On the surface that would appear correct, but that isn't true.
We live in a society dominated by those who view the world around them as a series of univarient equations with binary outcomes.
So many people focus on one thing that they neglect everything else around them until those forgotten things flare up, then the spiritual crisis sets in because with stupid people, having more than one inconvenience at a time creates despair.
The greatest change I have seen is that we have transitioned into a country that no longer cares about the costs. The whole CoViD-1984 plannedemic is an exercise in fruitless but profoundly costly mandates, policies and actions. The expectations from decision and policy makers, from households to churches to corporate offices all the way to the highest levels of government are mindless and vanity decrees that refuse to consider the harm and damage they are doing to those who are subject to these capricious whims.
It is like everyone wants to be a sheep and a totalitarian at the same time.
Weirdest thing I have ever witnessed.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 05:13 AM (C+evo)
there's a school board candidate named Nancy Pallozi
she's an R, so I'll vote for her
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:16 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 05:16 AM (9UmRs)
Clutch, dad died Christmas morning, 2015. He battled cancer for 19 years, but until his last 2 months, you'd nevr4r know he was sick if you didn't know him. He was 86. Miss him so much.
Neverenough, I saw your good biopsy news later yesterday. So happy to hear that!
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 05:17 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 05:17 AM (9UmRs)
neverenoughcaffeine -
Putting Trump 2020 rolling rally Topeka in utube search box may give you a lift. Drone footage posted by Pyroflick.
Taking day off tomorrow. Playing tomorrow, 6-9, outdoors.
It. Is. Gonna. Be. Cold.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 29, 2020 05:18 AM (dmWPe)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 29, 2020 05:18 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 05:22 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:58 AM (OjZpE)
Yeah, they can get the hell out of my country.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:24 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 05:27 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 05:29 AM (PgmdM)
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stiff re-stolen from him"
Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2020 05:31 AM (hOMhY)
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stiff re-stolen from him"
Posted by: golfman
No worries, I'm sure he had insurance.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:32 AM (vd8XM)
And All Around Douchewhistle Miles Taylor and his media hacks
https://tinyurl.com/yynedf7v
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:32 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 05:29 AM (PgmdM)
No worries, it will just be more delicious Tuesday night when their hopes go down the shitter.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:34 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:35 AM (0hjgv)
Oh geez...pod people
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:39 AM (vd8XM)
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stiff re-stolen from him"
Posted by: golfman
No worries, I'm sure he had insurance.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:32 AM (vd8XM)
Hello? 911? Somebody stole my stolen shit!!
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:39 AM (0hjgv)
there's a school board candidate named Nancy Pallozi
she's an R, so I'll vote for her
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020
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I only wish we had judge and school board candidates who were not Dems.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 05:41 AM (rpbg1)
will the pod have an airlock so you can buy a beer or a hot dog
open the pod bay doors, Roger
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:41 AM (iTXRQ)
There is an annoying political ad that plays on WMAL for Senator Mark Warner where he accuses his Republican opponent of believing that wearing a face mask is tyranny,
What Warner fails to acknowledge is that it is the government compulsion to wear one when no credible evidence exists that a mask is effective in a public health context.
He then adds: "We should follow the science".
I can spend a lot of words unpackaging that ignorant statement, and being that his advert is dishonest in every other statement made in those thirty seconds, who knows what he truly believes, but take at its face value, he is saying that whatever a faceless and unelected bureaucrat, free from any professional or personal consequences should dictate policy purely from an epidemilogical perspective - ignoring everything else, is criminally incompetent.
Also revealing is that Warner clearly hates people and is incapable of exhibiting any empathy for others. This is a terrible characteristic and given the lies that litter his advertisement, I'm guessing is that he is a psychopath.
Psychopaths don't have any empathy for human beings, and they try to mimic people because they are don't have the ability otherwise to act normally, so they say and do whatever they think will win people over.
Another clue that he is a psychopath revealed in his advert: he claims that he personally won two Trillion federal dollars "for more testing". Notice the multiple magnitude inflation of the number (as seems to be common in Democrats today, instead of thousands its millions, instead of millions its billions, etc.). More important notice that he ignored any of the financial aid aspects, but focused only on the cold mechanics of "testing".
Zero human empathy. Zero concern for the well being of others.
What is even worse. Everyone involved in making that advertisement signed-on and thought that this was the correct messaging.
They aren't people, they are monsters.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 05:41 AM (C+evo)
What will the cost of those luxury items be if attendance is only 20% ?
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:42 AM (vd8XM)
Hello? 911? Somebody stole my stolen shit!!
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020
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I'd laugh . . . but some of these idiots do exactly that. They call 911 to report their drug dealers ripped them off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 05:43 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:43 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:44 AM (iTXRQ)
This is what I was wondering. Since our Illinois governor, Lord Humongous is acting as our doctor, can I sue him, and not the state, for forcing me to follow his "doctorly" edicts?
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)
of the Prohibition Party, whatever that is
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:46 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2020 05:47 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: DB- just DB
Sounded more better than the "Hey, Stop That" party
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:51 AM (iTXRQ)
We've had 6 deaths in our county since July with a population of 330,000.
So....a .00018 percent chance of dying from it.
SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:51 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: DB- just DB
Cool. What color are they now?
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:51 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 05:41 AM (rpbg1)
I did not for any Dem! left it blank
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 05:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:52 AM (0hjgv)
Let's change it to Climate Change
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
No Fucking Fun!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 05:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
No Fucking Fun!
Posted by: rhennigantx
All the members are named Karen
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg
Whose got that price?
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:55 AM (vd8XM)
but we should
they could eat hikers visiting from California
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:55 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:56 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
Bar I used to hang out the owner would stop and ask we quit playing games or said we were too loud.
I would laugh and say that to him.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 05:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:55 AM (iTXRQ)
I thought you had crazed loners to take care of lost hikers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 05:57 AM (JFO2v)
they could eat hikers visiting from California
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 05:55 AM (iTXRQ)
They should start the intro in Boulder
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 29, 2020 05:57 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 05:55 AM (vd8XM)
I use ammoseek.
Ammo Shop Online lools like it is 48 cents a round right now.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:57 AM (0hjgv)
Just go live your life and if anyone has a quarrel, just say "I went and got a second opinion".
We would do that in any other case where the costs are high. Who always accepts only one diagnosis or take only one bid?
As an aside, when they say they are "following the science" or listening to it as if "science" is an Oracle giving interviews, at best they are accepting Lysenkoism, what they are really doing is failing to do any science.
The scientific process works like this:
1) Some dude makes a guess on how something works.
2) He then goes and estimates the consequences.
3) He then devices tests to compare against his hypothesis.
4) If the tests confirm the hypothesis, he should publish the tests along with submitting data so others can duplicate or discredit the work.
5) If the tests deny the hypothesis, then he should give up or make a better guess and restart the process.
With CoViD, we only went to step 2 and then stopped.
This whole bit of foolishness began when that Ferguson fellow at Imperial College (who was banging an adulterous Marxist chick on the side) ran a truly F'd up model and came up with the 2.1 million people in UK and the US would die from Rona.
He made a guess, then ran it through a crappy model and turned up bullshit. Then the tyrants of the world said "We have followed the Science" and then that was the end of their pursuit of Science - they got their lock downs and their brutal totalitarian control over human lives.
In the meantime, the hypothesis and the models were proven wrong. Horribly wrong. Multiple orders of magnitude of Wrong. The lockdowns, social distancing, masks and other NPI show no signs of being effective in reducing spread. This is step (3), and the repeated tests are conclusive. The hypothesis and calculated consequences were wrong.
So instead of going back to the drawing board, they ignore all evidence, and actually double-down on the alleged remedy that is really a Trojan horse.
They are lying about "following/listening to the science" There was nothing scientific ever in this process.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 05:58 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: JAS at October 29, 2020 05:59 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 05:59 AM (0hjgv)
Ammo Shop Online lools like it is 48 cents a round right now.
Posted by: jsg
Thank you!
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:00 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx
every now and then the news has a story about 'skeletal remains' being found somewhere in CO.
People walk out into the wilds to enjoy nature and they go missing, only to be found a few years later
Lots of ways to die in CO
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:00 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:00 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: at October 29, 2020 05:58 AM (C+evo)
The mask orders were originally thought up by a 13 YO girl for a school project science fair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:02 AM (JFO2v)
MidwayUSA was advertising 57¢ per round of .223 (crate of a thousand rounds).
I knew the world was upside down when 10mm was cheaper than 9mm.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:02 AM (C+evo)
Great Info.
They have a pretty website with graphs and everything to show what current numbers are. But nothing as to why those numbers were chosen
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:03 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:05 AM (xceTB)
Positive to the test mean exactly NOTHING.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:05 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:06 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:06 AM (JFO2v)
I have read literally well over a hundred scientific papers and several technical books on epidemics and on NPI, and not once have I seen this claim.
It is fascinating to note, that 2020 marks the year when NPI took on a whole different spin. It shows how easily corrupted "science" gets when funding is scarce and jobs are on the line to score some money to keep the department running.
Probably the most laughably corrupt paper was the one claiming that Sturgis Bike Rally was a super-spreader event that cost $2.4 Billion in heathcare.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:07 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: at October 29, 2020 06:02 AM (C+evo)
This mess has made me think of getting a not so popular caliber just so I'll have more options.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:10 AM (0hjgv)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
But what is this mention of the high-school daughter of 14? Her name is Laura M. Glass, and she recently declined to be interviewed when the Albuquerque Journal did a deep dive of this history.
"Laura, with some guidance from her dad, devised a computer simulation that showed how people family members, co-workers, students in schools, people in social situations interact. What she discovered was that school kids come in contact with about 140 people a day, more than any other group. Based on that finding, her program showed that in a hypothetical town of 10,000 people, 5,000 would be infected during a pandemic if no measures were taken, but only 500 would be infected if the schools were closed."
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DB- just DB
I looked them up. Apparently, they are the same as the party that was big in THE Prohibition. I didn't know they were still around. They have an interesting platform: prolife, pro-2A, anti-porn, pro-welfare, pro-spending, isolationist. They also want to prohibit the use of any non-medicinal drug, including alcohol and tobacco.
Posted by: G. Gnome at October 29, 2020 06:12 AM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
I was thinking of going to the grocery this morning, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 06:13 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:13 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 06:14 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:14 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: G. Gnome
I'm sure I can get a note from the local dispensary
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
I don't know if I would go there; I think they can stop the cycles at thirty rather than near forty as often happens.
If you can't find signs in the high twenties, then just stop or at least report the number of cycles taken to fudge a positive.
What is most infuriating is the blatant change in the definition of "case". Up until CoViD, a "case" was an infection that involved hospitalization. And what degree of hospitalization made that value rather fuzzy on its own.
Now a "case" is merely a positive test, and often conflated with "case" is "probable case" which doesn't even involve a positive test, just proximity to a "case" and a couple of common symptoms (e.g. sniffles and maybe a cough).
So the CFR and IFR are worthless values since the "science" has been so corrupted to "lead" policymakers over the tyranny cliff.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:14 AM (C+evo)
"Seriously people- STOP BUYING MASKS!" a tweet from the surgeon general's verified Twitter account said. "They are NOT effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers cant get them to care for sick patients, it puts them and our communities at risk!"
https://tinyurl.com/y3ukulwx
2020, the year every peer reviewed study on masks and all OSHA laws regarding wearing masks in the workplace prior to 2020 became invalid because reasons.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 06:15 AM (9nwlC)
Posted by: G. Gnome
but I like alcohol and tobacco
I vote nay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:18 AM (iTXRQ)
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I guarantee everyone who has to quarantine for exposure is counted as a case. We only had one test done in our house and it was positive, but there's no way the other three of us who were completely asymptomatic and not tested weren't also counted as "cases."
Super contagious, you understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 06:19 AM (9nwlC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
@MikeLaChance33
HOLY SHIT. Tucker Carlson just said documents he shipped to LA regarding the Hunter Biden story were STOLEN right out of the package somewhere between NY and LA. This is Watergate level shit.
When something is important scan and email it to yourself!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:21 AM (xceTB)
Super contagious, you understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 06:19 AM (9nwlC)
I had a niece with a posi and her 2 small children and husband never got even the sniffles.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:22 AM (xceTB)
Oh my.
And the world knew that the Imperial College computer model was a dog's breakfast too, when even a highly cleaned up version was made available for public scrutiny.
So allegedly a fourteen year old student slapped together a computer program and that is taken as stone tablets from Mt Sinai.
I would love to see the HUGE list of unsubstantiated assumptions that were absolutely required for this simulation. Simple things, like how any material spread across the face has an objective deterministic resistance to the microscopic virus. Lifetimes of the virus outside its host. The viral load required (and this is wildly variable depending on a myriad of unknown contingencies). Climate, eye exposure, fecal-oral vectors, strain potency and variability...
This is beyond F'd up if any of this is true.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:23 AM (C+evo)
It all comes down to your individual immune system. Some are susceptible, others are are not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 06:23 AM (u82oZ)
So it was not Pence or other high level but a holdover from Obama working a DHS as an assistant.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 06:25 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 29, 2020 06:25 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:25 AM (xceTB)
Ready for the last dash toward Tuesday's big reveal?
Stately VIA Manor sort of feels stuck in limbo till after the election.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 06:26 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Raises hand
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
Makes you wonder chicken vs egg on the claim that the vast majority of infections occur within the home.
The reason why I am up at this stupid hour has everything to do with the fact that GSOCs, tactical centers and other interested policy-making entities rely on the CoViD models and analysis that I have to generate.
I feel like I am driving the damned getaway car.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:26 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:27 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: at October 29, 2020 06:23 AM (C+evo)
So what she did was run a math model that estimated how many people she came into close contact. Her number was 140. So she then when on to write a model that said this needed to reduced to a handful during a pandemic. So she tried shutting down schools. And TADA, her contacts drop to 10 or so.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
yeah if they're pimping bicycles, they are progressing backwards
sold my Road King this summer
it was fun while it lasted, but I'm too old and creaky for it now
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:29 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 06:29 AM (xceTB)
But laugh don't cry
I know she'd want it that way
When you think of Laura
Laugh don't cry
I know she'd want it that way
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:31 AM (JFO2v)
Raining here today and I woke up wanting eggs Benedict, but we don't have English muffins or Canadian bacon, so I guess I'll have to improvise and make a real bacon Benedict over a biscuit. But coffee first.
Posted by: Spypeach at October 29, 2020 06:32 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 06:33 AM (5fQpL)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 06:34 AM (PgmdM)
My running hypothesis is that, after analyzing the phylogeny of the virus, is that the strain that the body had the hardest time fighting had a Rt way below 1 because the host was quarantined a/o died so that the spread was relatively low.
OTOH, the mutated strains that are relatively benign are spread (the Rt hovers around 0.9 and 1.1) because the carriers don't even know that they are infected or contagious.
This is how community immunity works. What pisses me off is that we know Vitamin D is a part of the body's mechanism to fight off infection. So instead of letting the infection spread during the summer, we wait until the winter to minimize the body's ability to fight it and whatever opportunistic seasonal viruses come along for the ride.
I would submit that the Sturgis Event was actually a beneficial health care event in that any virus that may have been passed, was passed early and during the body's strongest season.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:35 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Prayers for you and her.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
Spypeach, I have both English muffins and Canadian bacon if you can make decent hollandaise
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 06:36 AM (5fQpL)
Las Vegas Metro Police say Michelle Weissman was killed early Sunday when 20-year-old Giovanni Barajas riding as a passenger in a van pushed her off of her bike, then was himself killed. The driver of the van, Rodrigo Cruz, 22, was arrested on Monday on counts of open murder, duty to stop at the scene of an accident and a parole violation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 29, 2020 06:36 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:38 AM (0hjgv)
For POC's, you people is a phrase they dislike
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:38 AM (vd8XM)
I am ready. Going to a local candidate's rally at 1 PM today.
I need to make sure my home safety tools are ready to go. We have enough for most modalities. I might fill some water jugs, just in case. I'm one of the most remote users of city water, which is run by the RWD.
Hope you are likewise ready.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 06:40 AM (AwYPR)
Absolutely, I'll make some and send it via currier service, hopefully it will make it to you
Posted by: Spypeach at October 29, 2020 06:41 AM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:42 AM (0hjgv)
Whatever happened to the magic Fifteen Minutes?
Allegedly a person could be proximate to a spreader for under fifteen minutes and would be considered statistically safe, after fifteen minutes, call the CDC.
So what would be interesting to see is the time individually spent among the original 140 compare to the time with the 10.
If 14 of the 140 were contagious but she spent less than fifteen minutes aggregate among them, but spent more than fifteen minutes with a house member who was contagious, then she would be better off at school rather than at home.
Oddly enough, this is what the "science tells us" that kids are actually better off at school than at home. The safest place for an adult (who is focused only on CoviD) is to be at school.
(this, of course completely ignores all other causes of harm found at school or at home)
So naturally, we will all do the opposite of where "the science leads us" while claiming that we are "following the science".
I swear, our politicians problem mean "Sirens" rather than "Science" when they say they are listening...
Listening to the "Sirens" will cause you to crash upon the rocks. (for those who are rusty on their mythology and sailor lore)
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:43 AM (C+evo)
Tool kit.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:42 AM (0hjgv)
It shouldn't leak oil....
Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 06:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Spypeach at October 29, 2020 06:41 AM (Up/Jb)
Ok, just don't use whatever Tucker used.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 06:44 AM (5fQpL)
Insty: Massive pro-Trump rally in Beverly Hills brings together black, white, gay, straight Americans -where's the media?
My formerly Democrat, newly red-pilled cousin attended this and sent me a bunch of pictures. It was truly a huge event, and she also noted the lack of media.
My cuz works in the entertainment biz, so she had to attend fully dusguised to keep from getting cancelled.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 29, 2020 06:45 AM (jbF6h)
Let us all strive to make the election reality about the choices of the American people. And not a set of Chinese grubbing globalists that cheat to overcome the broader desires of Americans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 06:45 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:46 AM (NqXhO)
Posted by: Chrissy Teigen at October 29, 2020 06:46 AM (MhYfz)
I have discovered the perfect "Sam's McMuffin".
Sams Club has a "fire cheese wheel" that is quite spicy. Have a cheese base on an English muffin, two of Sam's Canadian Bacon slices, then three thin slices of bacon. Have an egg with several jalapeno slices mixed in and BEHOLD the greatest spicy "Egg McMuffin".
There is a contraption that makes the construction of this thing easy - over the years have worn out two.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:49 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:49 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:51 AM (NqXhO)
my part anyway
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:49 AM (iTXRQ)
thought you guys were ass-deep in blizzard
Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 06:51 AM (AwYPR)
I will be interested to see how long it takes things to change on November 4th.
I go to a Mexican restaurant every Tuesday. I've been watching what goes on there for the last 6 months of this. This past Tuesday, the place was jam packed.
I get the feeling that people are saying "enough" and just going on with their lives. Ignoring all the "2nd wave!!" caterwauling.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 06:52 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: BignJames
nah that was last week- we'll be back to 70s in a few days
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:52 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:53 AM (NqXhO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 06:52 AM (5p7BC)
Nobody wears a mask in the place I hang. Fuck Grabbot. Fuck Hildago!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:53 AM (NqXhO)
Their tithe offering was a little light this week! Rough parish!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
LOL
Good G-D
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:54 AM (NqXhO)
later friends
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 06:54 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:53 AM (NqXhO)
Call in James Taylor.
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:55 AM (0hjgv)
People will pay good money to sit before a motivation speaker. We have to pay good money to get rid of the Chicken Littles and Eeyores.
The point being, Trump would make the late Zig Ziglar look depressed and despondent.
Normal people want to be around winners and positive minded individuals and movements.
The Demonic Party represents hate, bitterness, despair and misery. Who in hell wants that now or for the next thousand years?
I want to put Trump's "Winning" message on my
THAT is worth dancing in the streets over.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:56 AM (C+evo)
Jesus ya can't make this shit up?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:56 AM (NqXhO)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 06:55 AM (0hjgv)
He's busy....how about Miles?
Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 06:56 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: jsg
Or have Springstien pack now and ship him. Avoid the 11/5 rush
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 06:56 AM (vd8XM)
the COVID-19 death counts of the top four states per capita (New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, and Connecticut), they account for 28 percent of all COVID-19 deaths in the country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 06:57 AM (NqXhO)
Senator Melissa Melendez
at_senatormelendez
The at_girlscouts deleted this tweet because the mob came after them for daring to include Amy Coney Barrett.
So much for teaching girls empowerment and inclusion.
https://bit.ly/3owfH2m
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 06:58 AM (Do5/p)
Haven't worn one ever.
I called this whole CoViD thing a "McGuffin" back in March and have not been proven wrong.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 06:58 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 06:58 AM (3D/fK)
The old you deserved to be raped ploy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 07:02 AM (0hjgv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Seems like maybe having a constitution with a 2nd amendment might be a good thing in France, about now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ldtfov
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
oh wait theres more. When she finds disinformation she is sending that to DHS, FBI, local police to bring the force of big govt to stop Trumpers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/y6hwo4ky
But it is not evidence of 'vote fraud'.
TL
R
Somebody changed the Governor's address in the voters registration database.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 07:09 AM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
It's probably already been mentioned, but a guy who removes his penis is also still a guy.
Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at October 29, 2020 07:11 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Prayers for you and her.
Posted by: Bruce
Seconded
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 07:12 AM (C+evo)
Seems like maybe having a constitution with a 2nd amendment might be a good thing in France, about now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
Man up France and deport these motherfuckers
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 07:12 AM (ONvIw)
Boy does that send me back to my college days when "Monster" came out my freshman year. Big fan of REM back then. One of the first albums I bought from the local album shop on campus.
That and Live's "Throwing Copper" I played over and over.
Ah, the memories...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:14 AM (Do5/p)
If disinformation motivates her, when is she going to turn in herself, her employer and colleagues?
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 07:14 AM (C+evo)
1227 3 Days no new deaths in Texas
17,700
17,700
17,700
Saving it up to announce a 'huge jump' right before election day.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 07:16 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 07:18 AM (O+I8R)
at_robbystarbuck
Only a socialist can pose in $14,000 clothes during a pandemic, advocate for policies that will force people to pay more of their hard earned money in taxes and not realize they're dressed in the clothes of hypocrisy. AOC is like every socialist leader, destructive & greedy.
https://bit.ly/37RjMbJ
Wokal Distance
at_wokal_distance
5h
1/
AOC is on the cover of vanity fair and no one says a word
The Girl Scouts made a nice tweet about Amy coney Barret, then got mobbed and had to delete it.
This. isn't. about. free. speech.
This is about Discourses.
A THREAD
https://bit.ly/3myf8Dv
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:19 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 07:20 AM (xceTB)
at_MrAndyNgo
A deadly stabbing attack has occurred in Nice, France at the Notre Dame basilica. Three were killed. The basilica's caretaker is reportedly beheaded. One suspect is in custody. The city's mayor says the suspect repeatedly shouted "Allahu akbar."
https://bit.ly/3owk65o
Ian Miles Cheong
at_stillgray
Another church burned to the ground and nothing will be done about it.
Kitty Shackleford
at_KittyLists
8h
A Vietnamese Baptist church was burned in Philadelphia last night. The Pastor says they poured a chemical accelerant on the roof and set fire to the building. Video of the aftermath of the fire. (video from Baptist Resource Network FB)
https://pic.twitter.com/CTHGo7lENX
https://bit.ly/2HNy5Dt
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:22 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
I like the part where the police keep being called. Wonder what goes through the mind of the person filing the complaint, and what their thoughts are in defunding the police department.
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 07:23 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 07:23 AM (6psdy)
I like the way the hot water heater disguised their feet with the hoses!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 29, 2020 07:24 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 07:24 AM (xceTB)
"We may never know their motive." - the authorities
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 29, 2020 07:25 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Downcast at October 29, 2020 07:25 AM (c35Ar)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 07:26 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Downcast at October 29, 2020 07:25 AM (c35Ar)
Kind of like those people that commit dozens of crimes to come to the US and they somehow make the USA a better place to live.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:27 AM (JFO2v)
--
Even more bizarre...do these people calling the police think there are real dead bodies and blood-soaked walkways and nobody's doing anything about it? Are people really that dumb? Why yes, yes they are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 07:27 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Unless it's time to carve the T-Day turkey
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020
*
*
As a young adult in the '80s I saw everybody getting into costumes. Bennigan's would have a Halloween evening on the Saturday before 10/31, and you were welcome in costume -- and the wait staff often dressed up too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 07:28 AM (rpbg1)
this, after the Republicans walked off the state board of elections for being lied to.
if we win this thing in the face of this evil, it will be a miracle.
Posted by: matt foley at October 29, 2020 07:28 AM (+fqBB)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness
Unless it's time to carve the T-Day turkey
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)
thank you for YOUR many blessings, AMEN
blam blam blam who wants a leg?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:29 AM (JFO2v)
I like the part where the police keep being called.
--
Even more bizarre... do these people calling the police think there are real dead bodies and blood-soaked walkways and nobody's doing anything about it? Are people really that dumb? Why yes, yes they are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 07:27 AM
Even scarier... these people vote.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:29 AM (Do5/p)
blam blam blam who wants a leg?
Posted by: rhennigantx
10 ways to discuss guns this T-Day with your relatives
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 07:30 AM (pB6Gt)
17,700
17,700
17,700
Saving it up to announce a 'huge jump' right before election day.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 07:14 AM
---
Yep, exactly what I thought. That or they are going to hold it back and report on the surging number of new deaths and lock the State down again.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 07:31 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 07:33 AM (TO9X0)
Video from "Gateway Pundit."
https://tinyurl.com/y33d75av
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 07:33 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 07:33 AM (TO9X0)
I am pulling from the state data file
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:35 AM (JFO2v)
It's heartbreaking and stressful when beloved parents fail. Prayers for your mom, your family and you:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 07:35 AM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2020 07:36 AM (MxEKc)
What's everyone else's excuse?
Posted by: motionview at October 29, 2020 07:38 AM (pYQR/)
Is 'Silence is Violence' not a world wide belief?
Maybe somebody could ask certain elected officials here in the US how they feel about these attacks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 07:38 AM (3D/fK)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 07:38 AM (WkPC9)
The mask orders were originally thought up by a 13 YO girl for a school project science fair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:02 AM
Pretty sure that was "social distancing". That is what I have read was the origin of that concept. A grammar school science project.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:39 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: 🐧 at October 29, 2020 07:39 AM (C+evo)
https://tinyurl.com/y2g2aftu
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 07:39 AM (PgmdM)
@Nigel_Farage
·
Oct 26
And then sell it to China?
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
· Oct 26
In 8 days, were going to take our democracy back.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
The mask orders were originally thought up by a 13 YO girl for a school project science fair.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 06:02 AM
Pretty sure that was "social distancing". That is what I have read was the origin of that concept. A grammar school science project.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:39 AM (Do5/p)
He corrected himself a few comments later.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 07:40 AM (TO9X0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:41 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 07:41 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 07:41 AM (rpbg1)
He corrected himself a few comments later.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 07:40 AM
Ah, my bad, hadn't read further before commenting.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 07:41 AM (Do5/p)
Have all of her paperwork completed and sent off to the skilled nursing home. Now we need to set up her new home. Hopefully she can have a few of her favorite things there and they figure out how to give her cut and style. I cut her hair for her and did her nails before she left the hospital. It's amazing how something so small can cheer her up.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 29, 2020 07:44 AM (PgmdM)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 07:45 AM (arJlL)
First how hard is it if you have something people could die or kill literary over to protect it?
Two why did Tucker have only copy of "The only " damning evidence of anything?
Three in day of electronic imaging it should have been copied a million times already?
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:48 AM (OjZpE)
In the clip I saw, of Tucker at the Fox News site, he didn't say there were no copies. In fact, he said that "a picture" of the documents was given to the courier/mail service to confirm what had been sent.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2020 09:29 AM (GadyI)
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