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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Nikolai Yaroshenko [It isn't what you think]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:30 AM (+UWHh)
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Looks like a trebuchet to me.
I'm going to think it's a trebuchet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (i9bIW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (D79US)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (hYcqw)
either way, no escape for that einsome young lass
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (nUhF0)
Her mama was in the kitchen, cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard. rollin' up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte, feelin' love down to my toes
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ)
You should see the log flume.
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 09:33 AM (E0PSG)
Her mama was in the kitchen, cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard. rollin' up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte, feelin' love down to my toes
Posted by: rhennigantx
And we were swangin'!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (jTCNe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (+3HK+)
Her mama was in the kitchen, cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the backyard. rollin' up a garden hose
I was on the porch with Charlotte, feelin' love down to my toes
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
....and we was swingin'.
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (D79US)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (O+I8R)
knocking boots was required on cold dirt floors
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: L. Trotsky at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
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Moar Good News. Hopefully Bob will thank Gavin for this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 28, 2020 09:37 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at October 28, 2020 09:37 AM (i9bIW)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pincorrect at October 28, 2020 09:37 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 28, 2020 09:37 AM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (uyKdz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (+3HK+)
eating from a bag of treats
I' m guessing the soldier is trying to impress
can anyone tell what his rank is?
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (E0PSG)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump
Hasn't bathed in a month, so I would say "Pretty"
Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM (uyKdz)
Und zenn she vill be schwung!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (+3HK+)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 09:35 AM (O+I8R)
Valenki
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Garth at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Politburo later declares communist ferris wheel far superior to American capitalist pig American ferris wheel.
MSM explains Americans perception of dangerous Soviet ferris wheel are wrong and should be more open minded about the world.
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Who rubbed his Minsk until it burst....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:39 AM (+UWHh)
eating from a bag of treats
I' m guessing the soldier is trying to impress
can anyone tell what his rank is?
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 09:38 AM
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He is an officer, he has a sword but I can't tell his rank, that level of detail is not in the painting.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (uyKdz)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (nN2QB)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
Soviet era art....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (nN2QB)
Strap yourself into this catapult for free everything for the rest of your life, comrade.
Step onto this traincar and we will set off on our adventure to seize the means of production. No, no I'm not coming with you, I'll be on the next car.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (Z4LGO)
Posted by: Clottin' Eyed Joe at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (uS2EJ)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/yxu43qer
I wish I were the fellow under the swing. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: fly at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (1ISKN)
A witch is made of wood.
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (oaWXk)
Politburo later declares communist ferris wheel far superior to American capitalist pig American ferris wheel.
MSM explains Americans perception of dangerous Soviet ferris wheel are wrong and should be more open minded about the world.
Posted by: Ripley
Wooden Russian ferris wheel crashes and burns, killing all 72,000 on board.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (VOSAg)
Winter girlfriend.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Vf2XA)
You bring that snark back, damn you!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (vd8XM)
Cannot wait until the next TXMOME, but I plan to drive next time.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (uyKdz)
but judging by the girl's face she is enjoying the moment
so swing now
cry later
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (nUhF0)
I'm going to think it's a trebuchet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (NWM+b)
In Soviet Russia, swing swings you!
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: spindrift at October 28, 2020 09:45 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Russian Officer at October 28, 2020 09:45 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2020 09:45 AM (kHg6S)
The artist was not an engineer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:45 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (jTCNe)
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Is that new? Cause they laid off a bunch a few weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 28, 2020 09:44 AM (uyKdz)
Speaking of driving with guns, anyone heard from Jim? He was carrying a LOT of hardware and ammo.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
but judging by the girl's face she is enjoying the moment
so swing now
cry later
Posted by: vmom 2020
Oh, it is. It is. When he doesn't call in a week, regret sex sets in. Then the rape charges come out.
Run Vasily, run!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (+UWHh)
Neon burning up above
And I'm just high on the world
Come on and take a low ride with me
On the Tunnel of Love
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (nN2QB)
Posted by: Comrade lady's man at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (kHg6S)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (oaWXk)
Which is why Patton was right. That we allowed them to have Poland after they attacked Poland at the same time as Hitler pursuant to their earlier agreement is criminal. You think it would have been Republicans negotiating to allow that deal.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (l3+k2)
Start time 11:00 am ET
No news on what this is about yet?
Tragedy or Comedy?
I don't trust them. At. All.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Kris at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Run Vasily, run!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (+UWHh)
In Mother Russia, the Mother rapes YOU!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (3leHG)
Posted by: Kris at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Nearing?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Kris
That's what SHE said!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Kris
And I was even thinking about baseball
Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BignJames
*********
Testing His Mettle - a limerick
A young metallurgist named Neil
Saw a carnival ride made of steel
His assessment was iconic
Though some thought it ironic
And to this day it is called a Ferrous Wheel
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 09:47 AM (3leHG)
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"I guess I don't need to vote, then."
-Democrat in WI who never asked for an absentee ballot
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (sfhL4)
Trump doing 2 rallies today.
Both in AZ.
That guy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (sfhL4)
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He'll add 7 more before noon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (NWM+b)
Both in AZ.
That guy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (sfhL4)
Biden will be shuffling around his neighborhood from 10 to noon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:49 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: Democrat Media Complex at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (l3+k2)
He'll add 7 more before noon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (NWM+b)
Rick Perry said Texas was in the bag and Trump didn't need to come here.
I guess everyone forgot he came here earlier in the year.
I wouldn't mind if he came here again, but I don't know that it's required.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (NWM+b)
yea
while biden dove hard into his hole
tomorrow, only one scheduled is in Fayetteville, NC.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: Ha at October 28, 2020 09:51 AM (FHHuk)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 09:51 AM (E0PSG)
Cook Political Report: Time to sound the alarm on Bidens likely victory.
Posted by: Ha at October 28, 2020 09:51 AM (FHHuk)
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Wait...an alarm that it's not very likely?
That's so weird. The polls in June assured me the race was over back then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:51 AM (NWM+b)
Well in Bobulinski's first-hand direct testimony, we have not just inference of influence pedaling, but actual first-hand witness testimony.
It will go nowhere. Which is why, if Trump doesn't pull-off another miracle next Tuesday, we're done as a country.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 28, 2020 09:51 AM (03Esa)
I guess everyone forgot he came here earlier in the year.
I wouldn't mind if he came here again, but I don't know that it's required.
Posted by: Sponge
Excuse me if I don't believe a word out of Rick Perry's mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (+UWHh)
Does this painting swing both ways?
Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (Vf2XA)
Phil Collins Demands Trump Stop Playing His Music, Ex-Wife End Armed Occupation Of His House
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (jbF6h)
Biden will be shuffling around his neighborhood from 10 to noon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:49 AM (wPVhA)
My Grandfather uz named John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt! He sat on the kitchen table in thigh high boots, whipping a dog faced pony soldier looking fat......
- Joey Fingerstick
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (gMabG)
you would stand in a cage , the carney would give you a push to start
and then you would have to use your body weight to swing the cage back
and forth with the goal of making it do a complete circle / rotation?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones
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My brain doesnt remember such a contraption, but my stomach might.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (nN2QB)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
oh the irony!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)
old man
young girl
sound familiar?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (sfhL4)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ousxf2
@TheNatPulse
BREAKING: Hunter Biden-Led Firm Scrubs Website, 'See You After The Election!'
https://tinyurl.com/y45fmt8l
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
If the campaign is paying the licensing fees, piss off.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Kaiju66 at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (NzURT)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
oh the irony!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
They have to set the thing up on a giant steel slab.
It's a ferrous floor ride.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (+3HK+)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Vf2XA)
I like the centrifugal force ride that makes the kids that ate fried Oreos and funnel cakes blow lunch all over the deck. And the lady with the beard and a peg leg operating it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: banned Duke at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (uKy8g)
Excuse me if I don't believe a word out of Rick Perry's mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (+UWHh)
I tend not to disagree here.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
I would have gone with the Leslie Stahl poll instead, which shows Biden up 110 to Stupidhead.
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
oh the irony!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
The Russian guy received a metal that day.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)
old man
young girl
sound familiar?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (sfhL4)
From what I can see of the hair beneath his hat, I don't think this guy is old. Mid-20s or so.
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Joe one-vanilla scoop Biden at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (9CkBG)
Naw, doesn't look suspicious at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:54 AM (+UWHh)
Of course. Same reason they can play anything they want at hockey arenas and such as long as the publisher's licensing fee is paid. Phil Collins hates the Maple Leafs, he can't stop them from playing his songs either.
But I just liked that dark turn on the back half. "There was something in the air tonight, Oh Lord...bullets! Whizzing past my head!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (jbF6h)
you would stand in a cage , the carney would give you a push to start
and then you would have to use your body weight to swing the cage back
and forth with the goal of making it do a complete circle / rotation?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Vf2XA)
Yes! I do! I haven't thought about that in years. Used to "ride" that ride at our Volunteer Fireman's Field Days in Rural NYS as a teen. I could make it do circles.
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Trump paid the fees. Take the money and try to get your house back, dickhead.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Let's git to work.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Someguy
That's old age in Russia.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)
If the girl didn't want the attention, she shouldn't have dressed like a slut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Zm+LZ)
eh? He looks like he's balding. Maybe I'm wrong. But she looks like a child/young girl. But those times, nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
oh the irony!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
The Russian guy received a metal that day.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Vf2XA)
He is trying to mettle the courage to asked for a BJ.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (w9Wax)
Yes. And if you think about baseball you can swing all night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (9CkBG)
It's not actually fresh.
They just misted it with some water.
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (hYcqw)
@NateSilver538 11m
For example, Biden lost independents by 13 points in Nevada in 2016, per the exit poll there. This year, he leads them by 3 points, in an average of the last 6 polls of the state. That amounts to a net 6 point swing to Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
*******
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden Pictures of Himself Disrobed and Exposed With Certain Minor -- Joe Biden Is Lying
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheHoser at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)
Was going to post a link to Beef Jerky's song "Lean In" here, but it doesn't seem to be available on the interwebs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (jbF6h)
It's funny because "land of confusion" perfectly describes the state of the Democrat party these days.
Uh....i mean...
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE---
oh, screw it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (+3HK+)
It's the Trabant of Tilt-a-Whirls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (+UWHh)
https://tinyurl.com/yxu43qer
I wish I were the fellow under the swing. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (2JVJo)
She's a ginger!
And who's the guy pulling the strings behind her?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (qyH+l)
@NateSilver538 11m
For example, Biden lost independents by 13 points in Nevada in 2016, per the exit poll there. This year, he leads them by 3 points, in an average of the last 6 polls of the state. That amounts to a net 6 point swing to Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
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Meh. Typo.
But, he's comparing exit polls and very suspect pre-election polls. They're really apples and oranges.
But he's a hack, so whatevs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Hunter at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (kfcYC)
Not the lean-in, it's the hidden left hand that doing the goose-in
Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (jbF6h)
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KOOL, Phil Collins is a great drummer & Singer, But he is Batshit Crazy
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
"Lift yo' ass and get that gennleman's balls off the cold floor!"
- just the punchline
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (2JVJo)
Can't tell if it's a niece, my sister, or my sister-in-law. My hooker in Arkansas was also on the ride.
Posted by: Hunter at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: db at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (E0PSG)
Uh....i mean...
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE---
oh, screw it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (+3HK+)
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You're taking it all too hard.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 10:00 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2020 10:01 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2020 09:59 AM (3D/fK)
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It is getting out there without Fascistbook
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:01 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:01 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:01 AM (Li1iO)
They just misted it with some water.
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Fitting. Hell is the walmart produce section.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 10:01 AM (9CkBG)
Start time 11:00 am ET
A Summary:
"There's nothing to see here, and it's all Russian disinformation, and if there is anything to see here, we'll take action in Two Weeks. Swearsies!"
Fucking traitors.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:02 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 28, 2020 10:02 AM (6mvRv)
For those interested the tech ceos are testifying to the Senate right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Russian Vodka Drinking Rapist at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (+3HK+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ)
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Nah, look at his hat. Homeboy works for the Romanovs.
Commies prolly converted that thing into a gallows, because the New Soviet Stakhanovite has no time or desire for recreation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (XJipD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (DLzZd)
@NateSilver538 11m
For example, Biden lost independents by 13 points in Nevada in 2016,
per the exit poll there. This year, he leads them by 3 points, in an
average of the last 6 polls of the state. That amounts to a net 6 point
swing to Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
Nate is the Grand Inquisitor of Info, the High Priest of Polling, the Torquemada of Trending. He will torture the shit out of those numbers until he gets the confession he's looking for. Data sets tremble at the mention of his name.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (buBai)
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 09:55 AM (Zm+LZ)
eh? He looks like he's balding. Maybe I'm wrong. But she looks like a child/young girl. But those times, nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:56 AM (sfhL4)
I think it's the haircut and mustache. If you look up pictures or paintings of 19th century russian soldiers they look in some ways much older than they actually are. Girl is harder to tell because I've not really seen enough pictures or art for comparison. Kind of heavy-set for a younger person, but they would've had a lot more physical labor back then.
Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)
For those interested the tech ceos are testifying to the Senate right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
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Remember when Sarbanes-Oxley made CEOs responsible for their entire corporations financial statements?
I member.
Perhaps something similar is in order for their operations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (o2MD2)
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CBD cut off the bottom that shows them over the pit of despair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (u610O)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 09:34 AM (oVJmc)
!
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:05 AM (Li1iO)
@jack will tell Senate Commerce eroding foundation of Section 230 could "collapse how we communicate on the Internet"
Perhaps @jack shouldn't have slapped a muzzle on half his customers. Since he deliberately collapsed "how the right is permitted to communicate on the internet", there's no downside for the right if malicious lawfare means the left is similarly handicapped and silenced.
Posted by: Downcast at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (xIVf3)
Soviet jokes were a whole sub-genre of humour. There was a good one in the series 'Chernobyl':
Q: What's as big as a house, burns 20 gallons of fuel per hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke, and cuts an apple into 3 pieces?
A: A Soviet machine made to cut an apple into 4 pieces!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (zFG+C)
Posted by: Russian Vodka Drinking Rapist at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (Z+IKu)
This ferris wheel don't go to Aintry.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 10:04 AM (u610O
********
Nah Pantera's Cowboys From Hell & then Walk
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (asQlL)
A quick glance at this work shows the young lady wearing red, white, and blue, so she's symbolically Amurican, and Ivan is dressed drably, so he represents oppressive Russia and is whispering sweet nothings in her ear trying to get into her babushka. Just like our political system.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (HaL55)
@jack will tell Senate Commerce eroding foundation of Section 230 could "collapse how we communicate on the Internet"
Perhaps @jack shouldn't have slapped a muzzle on half his customers. Since he deliberately collapsed "how the right is permitted to communicate on the internet", there's no downside for the right if malicious lawfare means the left is similarly handicapped and silenced.
Posted by: Downcast at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (xIVf3)
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I'd love for a Senator to say that directly to his face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)
Do we have confirmation on any female relatives he wasn't?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:07 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
Do we have confirmation on any female relatives he wasn't?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:07 AM (AytXr)
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Great Aunt Bertha died when he was only seven, so that's a maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:07 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (+3HK+)
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The combination of "American Enemy" and "Chewing Gum" makes me think of an anecdote from the Pacific War. A Japanese soldier in the Philippines recounted (after the war, of course), that he knew that the war was unwinnable for Japan when he walked through an area that American GIs had left. He found on the ground a foil gum wrapper and broke down in tears.
Not only did the Americans have so much money and power that they could produce and ship niceties like candy to soldiers in a distant theater, but they were so rich and powerful that they could wrap that candy in *metal* - and then discard that metal as trash.
That anecdote really hit me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2020 10:07 AM (Nyumu)
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Gonna flip some blue CA House seats red this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (NWM+b)
Even lefty reporters are crying foul on that. Obama didnt even get a full 2-1 against McCain in FL.
I bet this is similar in NV and NC as well. Jon Ralston, a knowledgeable lefty hack in NV, is beginning to sound the enthusiasm alarm for DEMS.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (JRaU+)
A: A Soviet machine made to cut an apple into 4 pieces! Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (zFG+C)
Is one piece of apple more efficient than Western counterpart. Total output of 100% quota per cycle, plus 1 total apple efficiency realized in every four cycles.
(squats, spits)
Better this one is than the Ford mass production.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (VOSAg)
Dear Communist FAGGOT,
So you want to join us for a little bumping, huh? Nothing would please us more than to take to the skies, toy with your inept abilities, and obliterate your pitiful, obsolete machinery.
We accept your ill-advised challenge to meet your spoob-eating representative in area PAPA 1 at 1245 to engage in a one-versus-one engagement, to show you the terminal hopelessness of your folly. Rest in peace, young Communist, with the thought that our matchless young aviators are looking forward to taking a dump on your grave and ravishing your lovely women face-down on the parade ground!
Truth, Justice, And The American Way!
Ronnie Reagan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (ZiIV2)
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
as they headed out on this date, Russian Officer say:
Oh my my, Oh hell yes,
You got to put on that Party Dress
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (V2Yro)
I went to bed early-ish in 2016 because I was convinced the Beast would win. It was like Christmas, Fourth of July, and my birfday rolled into one when my husband told me Trump had won.
I may hit the bed early again this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 10:10 AM (TO9X0)
I went to bed early-ish in 2016 because I was convinced the Beast would win. It was like Christmas, Fourth of July, and my birfday rolled into one when my husband told me Trump had won.
I may hit the bed early again this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
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I took next Wednesday off with the assumption that I wouldn't be able to pull myself away Tuesday night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:10 AM (NWM+b)
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Imagine Orange County going for OrangeMan?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:10 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Scoob at October 28, 2020 10:10 AM (uz9Qm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (o2MD2)
Nice and cheerful. Odd that, given it's Russian.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 09:57 AM (9CkBG)
Thanks for the tip, fellow hip man!
Posted by: Swinging Festrunk brothers from Czechoslovakia at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (DLzZd)
- MSM
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (22mNy)
Pre-Revolution.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (oVJmc)
>>I went to bed early-ish in 2016 because I was convinced the Beast would win. It was like Christmas, Fourth of July, and my birfday rolled into one when my husband told me Trump had won.
>>I may hit the bed early again this year.
Hell yes. 2016 was the most fun election night I've ever experienced. I expect this year to be every bit as good.
Wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (ZLI7S)
______________
I'm Hunter Biden, and I approved this message.
(And Charlotte was my 12-year old niece, and I was naked and smoking crack and getting my d*ck sucked by a hooker at the time).
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (k4dH2)
I remember reading that the Japanese propaganda designed to reassure the populace was having the opposite effect by the end of the war. They'd announce that the heroic Japanese air force had triumphantly shot down 40 American planes, and the poor Tokyo civilian would think "What the hell? We're being bombed every night! If we shot down 40 planes, how the hell many planes must the Americans have?!"
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (zFG+C)
"Chris Wray, Gina Haspel....pack your shit and be gone before I leave this podium."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dingbat at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (9fkr3)
@KeeleyFox29
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stuff re-stolen from him" from PhillyPolice on scene of looting tell FOX 29.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
Traditionally, some celebrity makes an offer of oral sex to vote Democrat. Are they expecting Kamala to do the honors this year?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (9Fwwf)
Hunting over bait legal.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (6J5Fm)
Ivan gave Roza magic candy
In hopes it would turn her to Randy
He loved her plump lips
But could not stand her mish
Though sucking her dick would be dandy
I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (22mNy)
@jack will tell Senate Commerce eroding foundation of Section 230 could "collapse how we communicate on the Internet"
Perhaps @jack shouldn't have slapped a muzzle on half his customers. Since he deliberately collapsed "how the right is permitted to communicate on the internet", there's no downside for the right if malicious lawfare means the left is similarly handicapped and silenced.
Posted by: Downcast at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (xIVf3)
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I'd love for a Senator to say that directly to his face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b)
First you'd have to find a Senator not on his payroll.
Posted by: Diana Ross at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Izzlo)
Wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (ZLI7S)
Thanks, Jack. I may do the same. Will you share some of your stash with me?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (ptqGC)
@jack will tell Senate Commerce eroding foundation of Section 230 could "collapse how we communicate on the Internet"
You say that like it's a bad thing, Jack.
I don't think we should change section 230, just enforce it - I am tired of these social media and other tech companies getting the section 230 protection while also acting as editors. Make your choice: be an editor and lose protection OR stop it with the censorship.
Your call.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 09:40 AM (1ISKN)
A witch is made of wood.
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (wPVhA)
; )
Everybody's hilarious on this thread.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Li1iO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (ZiIV2)
I went to bed early-ish in 2016 because I was convinced the Beast would win. It was like Christmas, Fourth of July, and my birfday rolled into one when my husband told me Trump had won.
I may hit the bed early again this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
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I am but we're not going to get a call on PA election night. In 2016, it was painfully obvious that PA went to Trump but the networks would not call it, hoping more fraudulent votes would show up in Philly. They waited so long, WI was called and put Trump over the top.
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (zFG+C)
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My favorite:
An old man is walking through Moscow after curfew when he is stopped by an NKVD man and questioned.
NKVD: Where were you born, comrade?
Man: Saint Petersburg, comrade officer.
The NKVD man's face wrinkles in annoyance, but he continues.
NKVD: Where did you go to school?
Man: In Petrograd, comrade officer.
The NKVD man stiffens he readies his weapon.
NKVD: Where do you live now?
Man: In Leningrad, comrade officer.
The NKVD man jabs his rifle into the man's ribs and says, "Such a smartass. Do you want to go live in gulag, asshole?" The man replies, "Nyet, comrade officer. I want to go live in Saint Petersburg."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (hYcqw)
@jack will tell Senate Commerce eroding foundation of Section 230 could "collapse how we communicate on the Internet"
Perhaps @jack shouldn't have slapped a muzzle on half his customers. Since he deliberately collapsed "how the right is permitted to communicate on the internet", there's no downside for the right if malicious lawfare means the left is similarly handicapped and silenced.
Posted by: Downcast at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (xIVf3)
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I'd love for a Senator to say that directly to his face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (NWM+b
If it were to happen, my bet would be on Josh Hawley doing it
Posted by: Marybeth at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (4pK1/)
Trump won by 5%.
They waited about 8 hours to call the state for Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (oVJmc)
@KeeleyFox29
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stuff re-stolen from him" from PhillyPolice on scene of looting tell FOX 29.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
That has to be one of the best police reports ever. "Can you describe your stolen car, please?"
"I said, my car isn't stollen, just the stuff inside!"
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
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There was a video making the rounds during the initial St Floyd riots where something similar happened. A yuute stole some shoes from a Nike store and was walking down the street with them. A group of other yuutes beat the shit out of him and took the shoes. It was delicious to watch.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (22mNy)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Great picture. Hump or jump Baby!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Javems at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (ofIwF)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (G0vdT)
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Ace described this pattern.
The winning side gets their easy battleground states called quickly while the losing side hinges on waiting for more results.
NC in 2012 for us.
PA in 2016 for Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
FIFY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (XJipD)
I don't think my heart can take it anymore. My husband thinks Trump is going to lose, and I *still* remember Romney's crushing defeat in 2012, when we all thought he had it in the bag. I think I'll just slink off to bed before anything is decided, and face the music in the morning.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (zFG+C)
But on the comment that the Left does the same thing with election modeling and Coronavirus modeling, using it to establish a contrafactual narrative, an alternate reality they can then live in, and a weapon to use as a political budgeon...
This is the exact same thing they've been doing with climate modeling for decades. It's almost like there's a pattern here...
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (b+JWk)
https://tinyurl.com/yxu43qer
I wish I were the fellow under the swing. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 09:42 AM (2JVJo)
That painting is a hoot. I loved showing it in class and watching the stages of discovery on the kids' faces.
Posted by: Kris at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: dingbat at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (9fkr3)
Peeps say Hunter has a horse dick!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (zFG+C)
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American propaganda leafletting campaigns had a similar effect. The messages were less important than the material. We were dropping paper on them that was of a higher quality and with better printing than many Japanese civilians had seen in a decade or more. It was diligently collected as a heating fuel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:13 AM (bDqIh)
We have a winner. Nobody would tolerate ATT cutting off your phone service because they didn't like your topic of discussion. I'm sick of hearing about "but muh corporations". Try denying service to somebody wearing a BLM hat - see what happens.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (buBai)
Virginia is blue. Zod can redeem this coupon.
Zod chooses Isla Fisher.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (6J5Fm)
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@NateSilver538 11m
For example, Biden lost independents by 13 points in Nevada in 2016,
per the exit poll there. This year, he leads them by 3 points, in an
average of the last 6 polls of the state. That amounts to a net 6 point
swing to Biden.
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I don't understand the first sentence. Pretend I'm dim. Or, don't pretend.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
I don't think my heart can take it anymore. My husband thinks Trump is going to lose, and I *still* remember Romney's crushing defeat in 2012, when we all thought he had it in the bag. I think I'll just slink off to bed before anything is decided, and face the music in the morning.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (zFG+C)
I stayed up with the Horde all night. I figured if the country was coming to an end, I might as well be here with you all.
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (ZiIV2)
_________________
She filled her quota much earlier in her career. In fact, it's why she has a career.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (k4dH2)
- MSM
Oh Trump won't let them claim that:
@chiIIum
At last night's rally, the Trump campaign's WiFi was labeled "Where is Hunter?" and the PW for press was "10FORTHEBIGGUY."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Swing away.
Posted by: Swinging Festrunk brothers from Czechoslovakia at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (DLzZd)
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Ruh-Roh-- Top Democrats Begin to Panic As Biden Mirage Dissipates and Reality Sets In
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: dingbat at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (9fkr3)
................you know what. I'm not gonna ask.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 10:17 AM (9CkBG)
Peeps say Hunter has a horse dick!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Depending on who's in the video, it appears to be the size of a young girl's foot. Just depends on how young she was at the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (SchQD)
*******
Meant Trump, Not Sloe Joe
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (asQlL)
11 people shot while looting in Philadelphia so far since last night. "Looters were shooting looters." "50 yr old man that had his car filled then was carjacked and had all his stolen stuff re-stolen from him" from PhillyPolice on scene of looting tell FOX 29.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
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Nothing is trending on twatter re:the riots last night.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: fly at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (Dj5/i)
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (dYe5S)
I went to bed early-ish in 2016 because I was convinced the Beast would win. It was like Christmas, Fourth of July, and my birfday rolled into one when my husband told me Trump had won.
I may hit the bed early again this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
Jane, I went into my office election night 2016, planning to work all night, instead of going crazy watching the returns.
I knew nothing until 3:00 am when the cleaning lady came in to my office and announced Trump won.
You could have knocked me over with a feather. Happily so.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (4pK1/)
Q: What's as big as a house, burns 20 gallons of fuel per hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke, and cuts an apple into 3 pieces?
A: A Soviet machine made to cut an apple into 4 pieces!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:06 AM (zFG+C)
As you might imagine, jokes were rare in the Third Reich. One I have always liked - though it really comes under the heading of Jewish humor - is this:
Two Jews decide they are going to kill Hitler. They read in the Volkischer Beobachter that he will be at a Party rally in Munich on Friday. They buy their guns, take the train to Munich and set themselves at the corner of the street where Der Fuehrer is going to drive by.
An hour goes by. No Hitler.
Two hours go by. No Hitler!
Finally, one Jew turns to the other and says, "Oy, I hope nothing happened to him!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (ZiIV2)
No, no, no. Go back to cutting off service part. That was interesting...
Posted by: AT&T at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (9Fwwf)
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You'd like Isla Fisher.
You'd settle for zombie Carrie Fisher.
You'll get zombie Eddie Fisher.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (CLteG)
Peeps say Hunter has a horse dick!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Depending on who's in the video, it appears to be the size of a young girl's foot. Just depends on how young she was at the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
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I have not looked at any of these photos/video and don't plan to but I have to ask the question. Who was taking these pictures/videos?
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (o2MD2)
The Winter War too. The Finns left a big pot of sausage soup on the fire and during an attack in which the Soviets overran the Finn's post only to stop in mid-attack to eat out of the pot. The Finns then simply shot them down during their last meal.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Z+IKu)
@1776Overwatch
Well this suddenly makes sense
https://tinyurl.com/yxqfr6m8
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y37r8jzm
When she's not selling golden dildos, she's running her mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ukNFU)
per the exit poll there. This year, he leads them by 3 points, in an
average of the last 6 polls of the state. That amounts to a net 6 point
swing to Biden.
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I don't understand the first sentence. Pretend I'm dim. Or, don't pretend.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (SchQD)
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He meant Hillary in 2016 obvously.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (22mNy)
+++++++++++
Definitely qualifies as Jewish Humor, not Reich humor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
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Well some is CHYNA doing the filming !
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (ujawg)
Not me.
I was thinking of asking someone on the West Coast to text me if / when the victory comes through.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Z+IKu)
A happy story.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (a1/fh)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (JRaU+)
I have not looked at any of these photos/video and don't plan to but I have to ask the question. Who was taking these pictures/videos?
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
He takes a LOT of selfies, then there are stationary cameras in various places during his "acts."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
+++++
Based on the censored photos that have come out at GP (I have no desire to hunt down the uncensored images - I don't wanna see Hunter's junk or his underaged niece), not all of them look like selfies.
If indeed they are not, then this is a question that surely had a disturbing answer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (ZiIV2)
With his niece played some sausage a'hidin',
Said his ol' pappy Joe,
"Do her hard with your... thing, you know,
At last I've a son to take pride in."
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (oaWXk)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (XJipD)
I don't think my heart can take it anymore. My husband thinks Trump is going to lose, and I *still* remember Romney's crushing defeat in 2012, when we all thought he had it in the bag. I think I'll just slink off to bed before anything is decided, and face the music in the morning.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:15 AM (zFG+C)
I will, but frankly I expect the reporting to be very infuriating.
I believe the mail-in voting scheme was in part a big collusion between the Democrat Party and the MSM, so that-
The MSM could report an early high number of Biden votes even in the states they know they will lose.
And call an early "Biden Wave" in hopes of depressing Trump voters in the west.
They won't report any new data until they absolutely have to...probably when CA's polls close.
An even then they'll only report the real numbers only when they absolutely have to.
Even with a YUGE Trump wave I expect it to be a long night.
The MSM has gone all in in completely flushing all credibility and all reason for their existence to support the Democrats. They won't stop just cuz it's election night.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (dWwl8)
https://tinyurl.com/yxqfr6m8
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (cF8AT)
Was there anyone who *wasn't* screwing Hunter?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (b0DjH)
https://tinyurl.com/y37r8jzm
When she's not selling golden dildos, she's running her mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
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To be fair, she is a member of the most oppressed demo in America.
The rich, white women who work in Hollywood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:11 AM (o2MD2)
The Winter War too. The Finns left a big pot of sausage soup on the fire and during an attack in which the Soviets overran the Finn's post only to stop in mid-attack to eat out of the pot. The Finns then simply shot them down during their last meal.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Z+IKu)
I read a story about SOG commandos in Vietnam. They would find a good sized tree along the Ho Chi Minh trail, and post a bunch of Playboy centerfolds to it, and wait. Then when the VC all gathered around the porno tree - Pew-pew!
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (Izzlo)
But somehow I don't think the schadenfreude is going to be as good this year. Dems have to know they won't win. They're just running out the clock. Sadly, we won't see the tears.
The rage is another story.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (XxJt1)
I am. Took the rest of the week off after next Tuesday. If things go bad, I'll be hunkered down behind my door with Mr. Mossberg to keep me company.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (ZiIV2)
Things are heading that way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (a1/fh)
They're home movies, who do you think was taking them?!
Posted by: Jill Biden at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (ukNFU)
Good to know. Just another name to put on the list of women I will not life a finger to help, when it comes to that. The mob can have her, with my compliments.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (buBai)
They tried their best, though. Remember the German attempt to produce a Killer Joke in Monty Python? "Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted... peanut... (tee-hee)"
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (zFG+C)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Vf2XA)
I don't. But perhaps I've suppressed it.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Li1iO)
They're home movies, who do you think was taking them?!
Posted by: Jill Biden at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (pbStR)
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"Definitely not me!"
-Steven Spielberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
The one vid I saw some of looks like a cellphone propped up on a nightstand kinda thing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (9CkBG)
A Soviet attempt to build a ferris wheel goes tragically awry.
__________
Russian precision engineering: "Is close enough, blyat!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cato
********
You are correct. AGW modeling was the prototype, now applied across the board in so many different fields.
(Whoever pointed that out on the morning thread must be very insightful!!
)Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Fc5rx)
@1776Overwatch
Well this suddenly makes sense
I don't think the tats match...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)
Here's hoping they come for your lilly white ass first.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (22mNy)
Honestly they should at this point, especially in iffy areas
It's always a hot mess
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (j9HX3)
I guess we're just letting that one pass because he had some inconvenient NY/Democrat connections.
HBO's documentary series is careful to stick to either the few cultists who left or the few cult leaders who have been prosecuted.
Frank Peralto, who appears in the series, covers A LOT more detail about a lot more VIPs, members, and financial shenanigans. It's a lot.
https://frankreport.com/
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (bDqIh)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (jbF6h)
No. Zod already knows the outcome. Mutated.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 10:25 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
Probably hired someone to film it. I knew a guy who was an amateur filmmaker, and his answering machine message was "Hi, this ____. And I will NOT shoot your home porno, so don't ask me."
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 10:25 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 10:19 AM (CLteG)
Not fast enough.
Why yes, I am particularly misanthropic today.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:25 AM (Ojki1)
Joe is always introducing himself as "Jill's husband." I'd love to see the wind taken out of his sails.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (WQZ1O)
We need to get black women to stop using 911 as a dating counseling service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (nxdel)
She's good friends with JayZ and Beyoncé so she's protected, H8Rs!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (G0vdT)
KGB First Main Directorate.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (WQZ1O)
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Yes, it's funny that this white, multi-millionaire-business-owner, seems not to realize that she -- and her white son -- are part of the white patriarchy that she wants destroyed.
Dumb ass.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (b0DjH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (kA3Cp)
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"Sounds like this is in the bag. I don't feel like fighting the crowds on election day, so I'm just going to stay home."
-WI Democrat
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 09:50 AM (Vf2XA)
Yes. And he would brake it to a stop when you gte it all teh way around?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (ZiIV2)
Ras. today has Trump with 52% approval.
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Both Carter and HW Bush had approvals in the 30's in their final polling before election.
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (3leHG)
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I've had the same thought.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (6J5Fm)
What if they show a Sinema / Whitmer coupling at halftime ?
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (buBai)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (kA3Cp)
No. They are trying to fill the GOP with hopelessness and get donks on the victory train
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (o2MD2)
Ras. today has Trump with 52% approval.
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Both Carter and HW Bush had approvals in the 30's in their final polling before election.
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (3leHG)
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"Ras is a Republican outfit that can't be trusted. Unlike PPP."
-Nate Silver
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (HCeRP)
My question is why would anyone take these pictures? What possible good can come from taking pictures of snorting coke and hanging out naked with underage girls?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: pincorrect at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (asQlL)
https://tinyurl.com/yxqfr6m8
Different girl (tattoo, skull structure), not that that disproves anything!
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (AytXr)
Both in AZ.
That guy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 09:48 AM (sfhL4)
Who had 'Presidential Rally in Bullhead City' on their 2020 bongo card?
Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
FTA:
"I think we're laying the groundwork for the change, I think the #MeToo movement was a big part of that change, I think Black Lives Matter is part of that change, I think what we are saying collectively as a culture and as a society is, 'We are done with that paradigm of patriarchy of White men.'" She also said, "And I think patriarchy itself -- it sort of feels like it's cracking and is starting to embrace a much wider variety of voices and races and genders."
What a dumb bitch. Patriarchy cannot, by definition, embrace any other gender. Patriarchy, by definition, is not about race. Even if her thesis is correct (spoiler alert: it isn't), she's too dumb to take seriously or listen to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)
Just like reading Pravda between the lines.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (nxdel)
Likely, me as well.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (JFO2v)
It drove them mad to be down wind of American camps when they were cooking food, as the Japanese may not have eaten for days.
_________
Japanese? The Australians were driven nuts by the smell of bacon and eggs from the American camp.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (b0DjH)
I work at home, so I don't have to worry about co-workers. I will vote in the morning, work, hang out here and then probably turn everything off around 7. I might have someone text me; if not, I'll probably check the HQ around 6am or so and see if I need to hang myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (2JVJo)
Ras. today has Trump with 52% approval.
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Both Carter and HW Bush had approvals in the 30's in their final polling before election.
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (3leHG)
Polls represent the anticipated volume of Democrat vote fraud.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (NiXyF)
I kind of shudder to imagine what he'll be like if Trump wins in a landslide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Yeah, the context to this entire election doesn't match with the headlines.
All the background factors may be why the Ds are working so hard to change the way people cast their votes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Ras. today has Trump with 52% approval.
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Both Carter and HW Bush had approvals in the 30's in their final polling before election.
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (3leHG)
I'll repeat something I posted in the morning thread:
I went to bed last night a bit disturbed about the latest polls from the Dems, wondering if we could be so wrong, are we the ones watching the wrong movie, as Scott Adams puts it?
and I concluded that no - what they are doing is NOT any sign of strength, it is a sign of desperation and weakness. Nate Silver has gone full Baghdad Bob because (just like Bob) he's being well paid to do it. They've given up on any actual numbers, in this last week they aren't even trying anymore. They have gone full fake on everything - and I'm not convinced that even they think it will work. It has to be because they've been ordered to (just like Fox has ordered no criticism of Soros, Wallace, et al) and they have no choice but to obey.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)
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Me Too. I think we might win MN. Something that hasn't happened in a long, long time. I also think the NYC kids that moved to Philly are not gonna vote for Biden. This has been Philly's population increase in the last 10 years.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (VOSAg)
Doesn't look like an "OMG he's losing" Presidential approval number.
Yeah, the context to this entire election doesn't match with the headlines.
All the background factors may be why the Ds are working so hard to change the way people cast their votes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (oVJmc)
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Why can't they trust their old ways of cheating?
Because they know they've been found out and Trump will fight them on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (NWM+b)
What if they show a Sinema / Whitmer coupling at halftime ? Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:27 AM (buBai)
Hmm.
Yes. Zod will stay up to watch the returns.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (/ZYFC)
Our Tech Overlords.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
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Anyone here actually planning to stay up for the returns Tuesday night?
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I have a big drunken party at my house every four years to do just that. Last time, after Trump clinched it, I bet a friend $100 Trump would not be president on Jan 20th. (I foresaw lawsuits and shenanigans at least delaying it if not preventing it.) Best money I've ever spent.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Hey, thanks!
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (6J5Fm)
Different girl (tattoo, skull structure), not that that disproves anything!
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:28 AM (AytXr)
The Tattoos appear to be blurred out in the image, so it's hard to tell. As for skull structure, it looks damn close to me.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Z+IKu)
That's how they got the Wolverines.
Foodstuffs "accidentally " fell out the back of a truck.
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (ZfRYq)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (jbF6h)
I hope so too. I could use a break.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (NiXyF)
Don't let the invertebrate, sea-water siphoning act fool you, he's actually a righteous dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (/ZYFC)
*******
He have his Booster seat ready like last time
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (asQlL)
I kind of shudder to imagine what he'll be like if Trump wins in a landslide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Mika better get her affairs in order.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (ZiIV2)
Bad enough that the salaciousness of the images has overshadowed the fact that the Bidens sold America down the river to our enemies for some Benjamins.
And the doddering patriarch of that evil family may become president in a matter of days.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Nah, mostly the press is populated with overly emotional children who can't plan very far ahead and need validation about every 5 mins or so. The polls are MSM security blanket (blankee).
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (dYe5S)
Our Tech Overlords.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
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Actually wished they'd stayed and had the committee chair try and troubleshoot with him - "did you try turning it on and off again?"
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (/ZYFC)
The rich, white women who work in Hollywood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:23 AM (NW
One who repeatedly fu&$ed Weinstein for parts. Thats how she ended up with Shakespeare in Love and it Didnt end there
Her pus/ cable may smell of his leftovers.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (ptqGC)
So, niece, sister-in-law, sister, step-mother...four seats on the Ferris Death-Trap...big sword... It all fits!
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (1vynn)
LOLGF
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Hey, thanks!
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (6J5Fm)
And which eon have you recently celebrated completing?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (nakwk)
Hit on the side. No, the other side.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)
Don't let the invertebrate, sea-water siphoning act fool you, he's actually a righteous dude.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (nakwk)
LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah possibly...hard to tell.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (cF8AT)
It took him a year to pay up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (ptqGC)
Just finished dealing with some emails. The rain from Zeta has begun to sprinkle.
I have to say I like the artwork today. Sort of a Russian Norman Rockwell, wasn't he? Nice texture to their boots and other clothing. The soldier looks a little like Viggo Mortenson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (ptqGC)
Thank you. Bday plus one, and none the worse for wear.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (2JVJo)
Our Tech Overlords.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
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Actually wished they'd stayed and had the committee chair try and troubleshoot with him - "did you try turning it on and off again?"
Posted by: jhawk90
"What's this cord do?"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (+UWHh)
So, niece, sister-in-law, sister, step-mother...four seats on the Ferris Death-Trap...big sword... It all fits!
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (1vynn)
He still needs "mother" and "daughter" to bat for the complete incest cycle.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (NiXyF)
Posted by: dingbat at October 28, 2020 10:34 AM (9fkr3)
not gonna vote for Biden.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (VOSAg)
Sorry, but have you ever met a young New Yorker? The indoctrination in the NYC schools is unbelievable. They will absolutely vote for Biden.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2020 10:34 AM (xT2tT)
Run Vasily, run!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 09:46 AM (+UWHh)
Fun fact- Revolutionary War hero John Paul Jones went to Imperial Russia to lead their navy under Catherine the Great, but he was sidelined due to court politics. He was run out of Russia on trumped up charges of rape and pederasty.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 28, 2020 10:34 AM (5Yk8D)
I kind of shudder to imagine what he'll be like if Trump wins in a landslide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Trump wins and we all call in sick for the rest of the decade.
Posted by: Current Scarborough show interns at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (Ojki1)
And ABC/Disney thinks Trump is losing Wisconsin... by 17
It's like we're living in two entirely different universes simultaneously.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (03Esa)
not gonna vote for Biden.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (VOSAg)
Sorry, but have you ever met a young New Yorker? The indoctrination in the NYC schools is unbelievable. They will absolutely vote for Biden.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2020 10:34 AM (xT2tT)
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I follow one guy on Youtube who's from New York and lives in the city. He evacuated for months to his parents' house in the northern part of the state. He talks movies and very, very rarely mentions politics.
He's never going to vote for Trump. Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)
Hit on the side. No, the other side.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)
The old IBM 3270 built-like-a-tank-keyboard fix:
"Pick it up three inches and drop it."
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (NiXyF)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (1vynn)
First, that's rich coming from a Weinstein muse who benefitted greatly from the arrangement, and refused to #MeToo, to now celebrate the effects of that movement.
Second, she's reveling in the cultural submission of her kids, particularly her son. What an awesome mom! What's the opposite of a "tiger mom" -- we need a name for the moms who happily offer up their kids to the woke madness, whether it's making them trans or celebrating white, male hatred. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (bDqIh)
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A cardiologist friend of my husband's hates/hated Trump and bet him $20 Trump wouldn't last six months.
It took him a year to pay up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM
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I delivered the $100 on inauguration day, and actually said "Best money I've ever spent."
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 28, 2020 10:22 AM (WQZ1O)
We need to get black women to stop using 911 as a dating counseling service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)
Oh no he did int!
Posted by: Shaniqua Jenkins at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (Z+IKu)
- -
"Madame."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
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Actually wished they'd stayed and had the committee chair try and troubleshoot with him - "did you try turning it on and off again?"
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Or called tech support and got "Charles" from India on the line.
Posted by: dingbat at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (9fkr3)
Even their cultish followers are not completely brain dead.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (Ed8Zd)
I'm on vacation next week, so I hope history repeats itself.
Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (88xKn)
371, in Zod years.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (qXPmL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
Let's first get rid on Stanford L. Warren. Who he? Inventor of the mammogram.
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
If he gets really annoying, you could eat him. Cat-meat makes people invisible.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 10:03 AM (+3HK+)
+++++++++++
The combination of "American Enemy" and "Chewing Gum" makes me think of an anecdote from the Pacific War. A Japanese soldier in the Philippines recounted (after the war, of course), that he knew that the war was unwinnable for Japan when he walked through an area that American GIs had left. He found on the ground a foil gum wrapper and broke down in tears.
Not only did the Americans have so much money and power that they could produce and ship niceties like candy to soldiers in a distant theater, but they were so rich and powerful that they could wrap that candy in *metal* - and then discard that metal as trash.
That anecdote really hit me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
Glad to learn that anecdote.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM (Li1iO)
LOLGF
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (HCeRP)
A company is like, just an idea, man.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM (ZLI7S)
Our Tech Overlords.
Posted by: JackStraw
So some community college grad with a tech associate will figure out whats going on while Harvard boy scratches his head like a retard. The 21st Century in a nutshell. (I'm a techie minus the associate. just a bunch of tech certs so I mean no ill will towards cc grads. good on ya!)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (b0DjH)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (pB6Gt)
Yup.
Cause, Victory Tits!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (Ed8Zd)
Perhaps not brain dead, but utterly ignorant and happily encased in a concrete-lined information bubble
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (03Esa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
not gonna vote for Biden.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (VOSAg)
Sorry, but have you ever met a young New Yorker? The indoctrination in the NYC schools is unbelievable. They will absolutely vote for Biden.
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Remember, they left NYC and thought Philly was an improvement (opportunity, cheaper housing yet swankish) and they find out it is grimy, crowded, expensive, oppressive and violent. I just don't see them voting for Biden. They may not vote. But if they do, it will be for Trump the NYer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (VOSAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (ZiIV2)
Never under-estimate what some women will do for the approval of their social circle. That shit is vital to many women.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (buBai)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Go Listen To The Podcast at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:30 AM (VOSAg)
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Not just Philly. You know all the stories about people living NY, LA, SF, Portland and Seattle due to the riots? Guess where they moved to? Arizona, Pennsylvania, Florida, Georgia and Texas.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah possibly...hard to tell.
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (cF8AT)
I don't think it's her, but I'm all for a day long discussion here and elsewhere, speculating about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020
*
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It's easy to entertain a cat. Bring him something else to play with.
Like a dog.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (rpbg1)
And ABC/Disney thinks Trump is losing Wisconsin... by 17
It's like we're living in two entirely different universes simultaneously.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (03Esa)
That's a point that Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) has been making a lot. He puts it as though the two groups are watching completely different movies - we see the same things, but we come away with totally different conclusions.
In a week, Reality resolves itself, and one will be Real, and one will be delusion. Whichever side loses is not going to simply have to deal with a loss; they are going to have to face the complete collapse of their worldview and everything they believe in. Rather like the Japanese people were forced to after August, 1945.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (ZiIV2)
That sounds like the password some moron would put on his luggage.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
It's like we're living in two entirely different universes simultaneously.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 28, 2020 10:35 AM (03Esa)
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If the Disney Fantasy was anywhere close to reality, PDT wouldn't have been "Freezing His Ass Off" in Wisconsin yesterday
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: Brett at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (kTSMo)
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)
Cable? That film strip they showed in health class was way off!
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (Izzlo)
https://tinyurl.com/y37r8jzm
When she's not selling golden dildos, she's running her mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:20 AM (ptqGC)
The white man patriarchy that is so oppressive her and her family became millionaires under it? Yeah let's smash that.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 10:41 AM (mpeBU)
The numbers I'm seeing seem to indicate that both Reps and Dems increased their early voting (as a combination of mail in and in person) at about the same amounts compared to 2016.
That seems to indicate that the pattern of Republican dominance of election day will continue this year. There had been fear that Republicans were cannibalizing their assured election day voting base, but with the comparable numbers for both parties, it seems as though that's not the case. Add in the polling results that show far more consistently voting Republicans still out there versus Democrats, and I think the predictions that Republicans will easily win states like FL and NC are probably accurate.
The press will try to not call them, but it'll be obvious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:41 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:41 AM (ZiIV2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (VOSAg)
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Uhm no. All you have to do is look at NC. It was a solid red state not long ago. Then an invasion of NYers and Bostonians happened. And now NC is purple, trending blue.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:41 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)
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I kinda went through that in 2012. I was convinced of a Romney win. An easy Romney win. His loss screwed up my head a bit.
I can't imagine how much the effect will be on people who have far less emotional control than I do.
Suicides. There will be suicides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 10:24 AM (mht8P)
Hey watch your language. The pizdatelnaya kultura of today's youth....
Posted by: Mishdog at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (bDqIh)
Mrs. put the deposit down on him on my bday, we picked him up in May. He's 7 months, 68 pounds, all Lab. Completing obedience training, then maybe on to hunt training. In any event, he's excellent, thanks for asking. Got to walk the grounds of Faulkner's house in Oxford when we went to pick him up--was on the bucket list, so a plus.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Megthered at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (SM/op)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
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The prudent cat will push things off the desk to make sure that the gravity is still working.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (xRn8c)
@ChadPergram 1m
Twitter's Dorsey to Senate Commerce Cmte: Section 230 is the most important law protecting internet speech and removing Section 230 will remove speech from the internet
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (xRn8c)
This is how we know the Earth is not flat.
Cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
371, in Zod years.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM
So. Happy 29th!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
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The prudent cat will push things off the desk to make sure that the gravity is still working.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (xRn8c)
Cat's prefer things to be in their lowest energy state.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
Glad to learn that anecdote.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:38 AM
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Met a old German guy on my first tour to Germany in the 70's. He spoke great English. We talked once about the war. He said he was captured in July 1944 by the Americans. (Surprising as most Germans never fought the Americans, always the Russians or Brits.). He said he knew the war was lost as he sat there in a holding area watching truck after truck after truck roll by. So many supplies and trucks. He said by that time the German Army was down to nothing. Was kinda bitter about it still.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (b0DjH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (NWM+b)
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I never thought Romney had a chance, even after the 1st debate. I could sense Obama was going to win.
In 2016 my guy told me Trump would win but I didn't let myself believe it since it seemed crazy.
In 2020 my gut tells me Trump will win.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 10:31 AM (NiXyF)
I have my doubts we can even trust the Decision Desk to correctly report the results.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (TO9X0)
@ChadPergram 1m
Twitter's Dorsey to Senate Commerce Cmte: Section 230 is the most important law protecting internet speech and removing Section 230 will remove speech from the internet
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (cF8AT)
And Net Neutrality and the Trump Tax Cuts were supposed to kill us all.
Fuck you, Jack. I want you homeless eating rat shit under a bridge.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:40 AM (ZiIV2)
Nancy could not remember 5 numbers in a row
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (JFO2v)
BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
AZ? Up by Kingman?
Great place to stop and fill the car up with Crystal Meth.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (wQkh+)
I kinda went through that in 2012. I was convinced of a Romney win. An easy Romney win. His loss screwed up my head a bit.
I can't imagine how much the effect will be on people who have far less emotional control than I do.
Suicides. There will be suicides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (NWM+b)
I don't like feeling this way, but as long as they are Biden supporters I find this doesn't overly bother me.
Like I said, I don't like feeling it, but it is where I am at.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:39 AM (VOSAg)
I am not trying to be confrontational, but you are 100% incorrect. They were brought up in the progressive crucible of hip NYC, and they will not change their political philosophy because of reality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM
Cats are essential to modern physics. Schrodinger understood this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
Not to monitor it, you shitstick.
You're suppressing content. Not monitoring.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
Wait, someone gets paid to surf Facebutt? Probably all hired in China.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:47 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
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Alt Headline: Cuck hired 35K people to censor any por-Trump views
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:47 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)
Grandpa Zod worked 30-40 German POWs on his Kansas farm. One day, he saw--silhouetted on the horizon like a painting--one of the prisoners slumped over the wheel of a tractor. Went out to see the man, thought he might've had a heart attack. He was weeping. "What's wrong, Hans?"
"I just found out that the Russians are in Vienna." (He was Viennese, had family there). Grandpa always marveled that the guy managed to get such up-to-date info in Kansas.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:47 AM (6J5Fm)
I drove by the early voting location in my neighborhood this morning, and the line was wrapped around the building. I hope this means I won't have to wait 3 hours to vote on election day like did for the primary.
Posted by: Quirky Bookworm at October 28, 2020 10:47 AM (EbJ6H)
On the one hand, screw that guy and on the other hand with a depleted uranium SABOT round.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM
Cats are essential to modern physics. Schrodinger understood this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (ejd/p)
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Cats is a terrible movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I recall that at one of the military schools, (Culver? Hargrave? Don't remember), when the mess hall caught fire, the cadets watching cheered as the walls caved in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM
My area of deep blue state is lousy with Biden signs. Except for one guy up the street who has a sign for "Brisket/Ribs 2020".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (ejd/p)
Great place to stop and fill the car up with Crystal Meth.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (wQkh+)
LOL. Perfect description. My husband's brothers live there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Well he certainly looks the part...
https://tinyurl.com/y453lq2b
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (NWM+b)
Same here. And let's be honest, we here at the HQ were all reinforcing each other in our belief that a Romney landslide was on the way. We cherry-picked the polls that seemed to agree with us and ignored the rest. It was a big shock when Romney lost. I remember watching the returns, and by 9:30 or 10 I turned to a friend who was very into elections and polling and said, "If there were going to be a landslide, we'd know by now, wouldn't we?" He said yes, and I said, "This is a debacle," and went to bed.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (zFG+C)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (xT2tT)
Yep. Leftism is their religion. They are true believers. It is their faith, pathetic as that is. They will vote for anything with "D" behind the name. Imbeciles.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (o2MD2)
With all of his money you would think that Jackoff Dorsey could afford to buy some shampoo. Maybe even wash the cum out of his beard
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
And then do what exactly with what they see? And monitor for what, exactly?
Bye bye Headdeask 230 protection.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (Ojki1)
I thought the independents were going to break for Mr. Severe.
But I was wrong. They still had much unexpiated white guilt.
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:42 AM (NWM+b)
Same here. And let's be honest, we here at the HQ were all reinforcing each other in our belief that a Romney landslide was on the way. We cherry-picked the polls that seemed to agree with us and ignored the rest. It was a big shock when Romney lost. I remember watching the returns, and by 9:30 or 10 I turned to a friend who was very into elections and polling and said, "If there were going to be a landslide, we'd know by now, wouldn't we?" He said yes, and I said, "This is a debacle," and went to bed.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (zFG+C)
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I wasn't commenting back then, but I did fall into the "unskew the polls" hole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
AKA surpress conservative voices.
What a slimeball he is.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (XxJt1)
Hiya creeper! Just catching a break after back to back conference calls. How are you today?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (nakwk)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami
All overseas, no doubt. Sunce when are the views of citizens here subject to censorship by anyone, much less anyone overseas.
Burn that shithole app and platform to the ground!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (NWM+b)
Cats Eye is...average.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (Ojki1)
I thought the independents were going to break for Mr. Severe.
But I was wrong. They still had much unexpiated white guilt.
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (DJFLF)
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Undecideds tend to break towards the incumbent, and the media was making hay of the "recovering" economy in the final months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (NWM+b)
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With 29k supporters in attendance. FFS - belive what is obvious and tell the media vampires to fuck off.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (VOSAg)
Americans, always the Russians or Brits.). He said he knew the war was
lost as he sat there in a holding area watching truck after truck after
truck roll by. So many supplies and trucks. He said by that time the
German Army was down to nothing. Was kinda bitter about it still.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)
Heh. Mom and Dad lived in West Germany in the 60's. Dad was an engineer for Hughes, installing missile systems. They often said they never met a German who fought Americans. Just Russians. Complete bullshit, of course. But it was apparently verboten to admit you fought the Amis at that time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (sjdRT)
Well he certainly looks the part...
https://tinyurl.com/y453lq2b
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (cF8AT)
He's only missing the Bill Belichick cut-sleeve hoodie.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
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Sheesh, not at all the way I remember it. After Romney lost his debate to Candy Crowley I pretty much recall a general foreboding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM
My area of deep blue state is lousy with Biden signs. Except for one guy up the street who has a sign for "Brisket/Ribs 2020".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Saw a "Jesus 2020" sign in rural Virginia a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (b0DjH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (ZiIV2)
On the one hand, screw that guy and on the other hand with a depleted uranium SABOT round.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 10:48 AM (B+qrE)
those communist Chinese interns must work for peanuts!
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (Ed8Zd)
Very cool!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:51 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 10:32 AM (ptqGC)
Thank you. Bday plus one, and none the worse for wear.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:33 AM (6J5Fm)
So this isn't a meme, like JJs birthday?
**makes obiesance to Zod**
**Nubian dancing girls and plundered treasure waiting in the anteroom**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (2JVJo)
BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
Minitrue: Doubleplus good Comrade Zuckerberg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (cCxiu)
How many are H1B/foreigners?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (bDqIh)
@ChadPergram 1m
Twitter's Dorsey to Senate Commerce Cmte: Section 230 is the most important law protecting internet speech and removing Section 230 will remove speech from the internet
Dorsey wants to remove speech on his own.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (wQkh+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Wearing blackface in Philly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (2JVJo)
"That one. The scowling, reluctant-looking one. She will be first. Remove your neck-rings and bead bra and assume Zod-position."
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (22mNy)
How many are H1B/foreigners?
Chinese stop badthink, American dog!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (NWM+b)
Yep, me too. And the "Nobody has landlines any more so the polls aren't connecting" trap. That's why I try not to get too attached to any particular outcome; easier to take the disappointment of losing if it's not also a shock.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (zFG+C)
Burn that shithole app and platform to the ground!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (pNxlR)
The AI is written by Chinese that wrote the AI for the China Great Wall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (NWM+b)
That's pro-style work.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (6J5Fm)
https://tinyurl.com/y453lq2b
"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (6J5Fm)
That's Michelle Obama. You have chosen poorly.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (sjdRT)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami
Will they be let go after the election?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JackStraw
Golfing?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (b0DjH)
We're out on the street ferrying old black grandmothers to the polls to vote for Trump. MAGA 2020.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:53 AM (NWM+b)
That's pro-style work.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (6J5Fm)
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What do you expect? Trump is funding them and Hollywood (being made up of corporations that make them on the right) are doing the makeup work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (2xZJI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Jesus for City Leaf Blower 2020!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (+UWHh)
Do assisted suicides count?
"You elected biden? Buddy, you comitted suicide".
Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (cjBkJ)
494 BREAKING: Facebook's Zuckerberg just testified he's hired more than 35,000 new workers just to monitor content and fake accounts during election
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM
All from the People's Army and the 221st Compyter Division. Their motto: Death by Digits!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (axyOa)
May your day be so pleasant.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (sjdRT)
(adds agonizer collar)
For his enjoyment.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:43 AM (cF8AT)
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If no Section 230 then the internet turns into one big 8chan and no advertiser will touch it, so no revenue and everything dies. No more internet. Sure, Jack.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (O6DoG)
JPMorgan: An orderly Trump victory would mostly likely be the best thing for equities.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (mpeBU)
https://tinyurl.com/y453lq2b
"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (bDqIh)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddleglum
ADD MASS PARDON
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 28, 2020 10:54 AM (Iynsv)
Thank you! Although apparently everyone today is losing their shit because Justin Turner found out he was Covid positive during the game but they let him celebrate with the team anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: JackStraw
Cornering the market on white bread and mayo?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Same here. I had a world class slice. Hit it a ton though.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 10:14 AM (VOSAg)
That's okay- so do my youngest brother and my son and they, like you, are great people...
Posted by: Sal at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (KTdeA)
In 2016 my guy told me Trump would win but I didn't let myself believe it since it seemed crazy.
In 2020 my gut tells me Trump will win.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (22mNy)
Romney had a slim chance, and blew it by being himself. The 47% comment, the dog on top of the car, and generally coming across as yet another disingenuous empty suit... a character assessment that history has proven accurate.
I voted against Obama, and I voted for the Republican, but I didn't vote for *him*.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (/Uewv)
I'm clam-happy, Insom. My woodman showed me that what I thought was creosote on my flue was actually just ash. I knocked it off, built a fire and am basking in the glow.
May your day be so pleasant.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (XxJt1)
Pro-Tip: If you burn pine, and are concerned about creosote buildup, lay in a little supply of aspen. Every few weeks burn a stove or two full of it. It'll scour most of it out before it becomes a problem.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (XJipD)
I voted against Obama, and I voted for the Republican, but I didn't vote for *him*.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (/Uewv)
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Telling his campaign staff to ease up after the first debate didn't help either.
He gave up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
They are running rampant across headlines all over the MFM.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (mpeBU)
Distance was never my problem. Direction was a completely different matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 10:16 AM (buBai)
If this is a valid comparison, this should be said everywhere. I had never heard it.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (Li1iO)
Posted by: Puddleglum
A guy down my block has one of those.
And I trust he doesn't mean Hay-Soos Garcia, that's someplace else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
>>Well he certainly looks the part...
https://tinyurl.com/y453lq2b
"Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!"
Posted by: Lizzy
Rasputin
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: Puddleglum
A guy down my block has one of those.
And I trust he doesn't mean Hay-Soos Garcia, that's someplace else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
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I get the sense that Jesus would suck as a political leader.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: DJ at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (O3/K+)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (Zmnko)
That, and Devo-hair.
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (6J5Fm)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (+YYKs)
We're out on the street ferrying old black grandmothers to the polls to vote for Trump. MAGA 2020.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 28, 2020 10:55 AM (cCxiu)
They're holding their annual all-hands-on-deck meeting in a Waffle House in West Bumphuc, Alabama.
All eleven of them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (/Uewv)
"Poor little guy must have kept up for a mile or so"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (tX2OH)
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Because they want higher taxes, more regulation, and more subservience to European leaders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (NWM+b)
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But Trump's tweets!
Posted by: Wisconsin wine moms at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (Izzlo)
He gave up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)
I think that he never intended to win, but after the first debate he realized that Obama was SO stupid and inept, he'd have to actually work to LOSE in order to secure the correct outcome.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (zFG+C)
I thought the independents were going to break for Mr. Severe.
But I was wrong. They still had much unexpiated white guilt.
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2020 10:49 AM (DJFLF)
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To be fair, I was tracking the "skewed" polls (even the dubious ones) in 2012 and nearly every one of them showed a significant I+5 Independent advantage preference for Pierre Dilecto, which made me think he would win. (Hindsight now- no regrets)
Posted by: theATL at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (3leHG)
Distance was never my problem. Direction was a completely different matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
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If you want to read a hilariously funny short story about golf, try "McAuslan in the Rough" by George MacDonald Fraser.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 11:00 AM (xRn8c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Until he takes a bullwhip and starts cleaning out the Capitol.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 10:46 AM (cF8AT)
AKA surpress conservative voices.
What a slimeball he is.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 28, 2020 10:50 AM (4pK1/)
Explains why in the last week I can scroll thru FB with no problem but as soon as I post something positive about Trump, it give me an error message.
Every time.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JOEY at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (R3uW8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 10:59 AM (NWM+b)
He greatly disappointed the Zealots of his day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)
@joshdcaplan 3m
L.A. TIMES: Beverly Hills will shut down Rodeo Drive on election day due to unrest fears
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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I knew an old fellow, years ago, with a very heavy German accent. He always said that he was Argentinian.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (GBHAb)
May your day be so pleasant.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 10:56 AM (XxJt1)
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*waves to creeper*
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (RU4sa)
550 Saw a "Jesus 2020" sign in rural Virginia a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum
A guy down my block has one of those.
And I trust he doesn't mean Hay-Soos Garcia, that's someplace else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
I saw the funniest Trump sign recently. It was professionally printed - not home made. Maybe 6'x4'. The top line said TRUMP 2020. The bottom line said Make America Great Again. The middle said NO MORE BULLSHIT.
I was driving or I would have taken a pic. Laughed my ass off though.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (sjdRT)
Not a "slice"..."power-fade"
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rickb223
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: don at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (wsqRz)
Same here. I had a world class slice. Hit it a ton though.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 10:57 AM (sjdRT)
Not a "slice"..."power-fade"
Posted by: BignJames at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (AwYPR)
My friends used to start quacking at me as soon as I grabbed the driver. LOL
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (sjdRT)
The latest is an oped in the NYT by Tom Friedman of all people, showing a video of Obama singing "Amazing Grace" miraculously not bursting into flames, and then pleading "I beg you to ask yourselves: How can you tolerate behaviors in a president that you would never tolerate in your kid's seventh-grade teacher or babysitter?"
MAYBE if Biden wasn't a corrupt child molester they might have had an easier time but for God's sake, they're awful at this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (KZzsI)
WATCH LIVE: DOJ/FBI hold press conference on China-related national security matter
https://tinyurl.com/y5xxjmfb
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (cF8AT)
I was driving or I would have taken a pic. Laughed my ass off though.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (sjdRT)
I saw that one last weekend driving through rural PA. And the house also had a "TRUMP 2020 - Because Fuck You Again" sign
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (Izzlo)
A buddy of mine has that flag flying at his place in the Keys.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)
Whole thing is in the bag for Biden right?
I mean he's up 17 here in WI so there's obviously no chance...
LOL!!!!
Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (RvXGY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (XJipD)
Thank you, YD. I appreciate your advice. I burn pine knots to start the fire. What's on it now is cherry. I have a couple of cords of oak but they need to dry. After last March I am deathly afraid of chimney fires. We don't have aspen in Oklahoma, AFAIK. Wish we did.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (b0DjH)
The latest is an oped in the NYT by Tom Friedman of all people, showing a video of Obama singing "Amazing Grace" miraculously not bursting into flames, and then pleading "I beg you to ask yourselves: How can you tolerate behaviors in a president that you would never tolerate in your kid's seventh-grade teacher or babysitter?"
MAYBE if Biden wasn't a corrupt child molester they might have had an easier time but for God's sake, they're awful at this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (KZzsI)
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Easy. I realize that president isn't the same as a seventh-grade teacher.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (NWM+b)
He had a different sort of job when he came the first time. Next time he'll be ruling and make no mistake.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (Izzlo)
I saw a Trump 2020 - Fuck Your Feelings bumper sticker here the other day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (Ez6QX)
I was driving or I would have taken a pic. Laughed my ass off though.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:01 AM (sjdRT)
A black family down the street has a flag with that on it. Makes me chuckle every time I pass it.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (4pK1/)
I just saw one of those in the Poconos. Big and bold, in town, right next to the road.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (Kpl3J)
Legal Insurrection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (ZiIV2)
Legal Insurrection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (ZiIV2)
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5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (ELgVT)
Communism left such a stamp of bleak, existential depression on Russia that it's hard to imagine there might have been joy there at one point.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (/Uewv)
Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (2xZJI)
Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (ujawg)
And I laughed. So that's good.
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (Li1iO)
Same place as all those dread militias under Clinton. In the fevered dreams of lefty publicists and DMs of reporters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Zmnko)
MAYBE if Biden wasn't a corrupt child molester they might have had an easier time but for God's sake, they're awful at this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:03 AM (KZzsI)
Hey Friedman, you ever hear of a girl named Monica Lewinski???
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
oh fuck no lectricty here
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
You wouldn't be in SE LA would you?
Posted by: Javems at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (ofIwF)
Distance was never my problem. Direction was a completely different matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2020 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)
Can't drive, can't putt...
Other than that, I'm tour ready!
Golf is not a game for people with depressive tendencies.
Posted by: browndog at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (BgMrQ)
She's good for what
Posted by: spindrift at October 28, 2020 09:45 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (uy0w8)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Zmnko)
WATCH LIVE: DOJ/FBI hold press conference on China-related national security matter
https://tinyurl.com/y5xxjmfb
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (cF8AT)
FBI have their news conference yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Zmnko
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Who cares what the FBI has to say about anything?
Hint: It's definitely not me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (XJipD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
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"I can now safely condemn that behavior with no political repercussions, so I do."
-Tom Friedman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (NWM+b)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Zmnko)
Hunter is an angel with wings, Orange man bad!
Posted by: Fay Wray is here to stay at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (asQlL)
Legal Insurrection.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (ZiIV2)
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5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:06 AM (NWM+b)
California will reduce it to 30 days and a stern talking to, followed with cake and ice-cream, as long as he registers Democrat.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (/Uewv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Zmnko)
Hunter is an angel with wings, Orange man bad!
This is what I expect
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 11:09 AM (nUhF0)
Romney lost because he is a fucking pussy. Never made it to school with
his own lunch money. He is worthless, unworthy of any leadership
position. He exudes weakness, because he is weakness.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 11:08 AM (o2MD2)
I wish you would stop holding back.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2020 11:09 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 11:09 AM (sfhL4)
I think too much to ever be passable at golf. Sold my last set of sticks a few years ago.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 28, 2020 11:09 AM (buBai)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 11:10 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 11:10 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Fay Wray is here to stay at October 28, 2020 11:10 AM (ONvIw)
He should have claimed he thought they were going to shoot at protected seabirds, that seems to let you get away with blatant murder in California
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (asQlL)
Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (Alp4m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (Kpl3J)
Judging by what I saw at 2 Walmarts in the area in the last few days, retailers are probably going to take Halloween right up the squeakhole.
Given Wally went all in on masks early on, I have no sympathy for them that the fear they helped foster will hit their bottom line.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (+UWHh)
Posted by: Javems at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (ofIwF)
I think the new national petroleum reserve pipeline being built down the road is causing issues.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Fay Wray is here to stay at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (NWM+b)
The President is not a demigod nor an avatar of god. He is not an extension of the self.
He's a plumber, you hire him to fix a leaky pipe, and the only thing that matters is his skill at doing that.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 11:11 AM (/Uewv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 28, 2020 11:09 AM (nUhF0)
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What is with the nose ring?
Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 11:12 AM (Alp4m)
Posted by: Fay Wray is here to stay at October 28, 2020 11:12 AM (ONvIw)
BUT WE NEED MOAR GUN CONTROL LAWS WITH TEETH IN THEM!!11
Posted by: Cali Warden Noos'em at October 28, 2020 11:12 AM (6rcxu)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2020 11:12 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 11:12 AM (cF8AT)
I've been golfing a lot this year (since they opened up the courses in
late spring). I started out like I knew what I was doing and have since
regressed. I have added a hook with my slice plus all the fat, thins,
pushes, pulls, etc. I have all the shots. I'm a world class bad golfer
but I still persist. Good putter though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM (b0DjH)
Untie your left shoe, put some loose change in your right pocket and tuck your shirt under your back swing armpit. Try that and if it doesn't work get back to me. $60.00 please
Posted by: Golf Pro at October 28, 2020 11:13 AM (ofIwF)
Screw these lying Tech assho**s.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2020 11:13 AM (+YYKs)
has very little to do with elections, and instead is being driven by
the (Planned) "Second Wave of Covid!!!" panic, and they're looking at
continued lockdowns on the west coast and a crappy Christmas season for
retailers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:05 AM (Kpl3J)
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IMO, it's reflecting Pelosi walking away from more covid stimulus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 11:13 AM (tX2OH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
I very much want a Monica as my kid's babysitter. I have a desk and can get a jar of cigars.
Posted by: Friedman at October 28, 2020 11:13 AM (Ojki1)
Fuck you, Jack. I want you homeless eating rat shit under a bridge.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Hate to be a downer here, but ATC says the HQ can't exist without 230. Ace would be sued out of existence immediately.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 11:16 AM (nxdel)
I've been golfing a lot this year (since they opened up the courses in
late spring). I started out like I knew what I was doing and have since
regressed. I have added a hook with my slice plus all the fat, thins,
pushes, pulls, etc. I have all the shots. I'm a world class bad golfer
but I still persist. Good putter though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2020 11:04 AM
Maybe the problem is your balls.
*ducks*
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 11:18 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: m at October 28, 2020 11:28 AM (Li1iO)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2020 11:32 AM (T3bID)
Really, was there ever a time that the press wasn't fake and biased? It seems to me there was a brief interval where the idea of the Fifth Estate as some noble undertaking became popular in the public mind, but the field has been loaded with hacks and crooks all along. The Woodward & Bernstein Watergate mythology was very influential, and apparently, very false.
In the time of Jefferson the press was publishing scurrilous accusations intended ti swing elections. Jefferson both played that game himself and was on the receiving end of it.
Walter Duranty didn't put out his lies about the Holodomor/Ukraine in a vacuum. He had enablers all the way up his management chain.
Maybe the difference now is that there aren't even a few good ones in the 'professional' organizations.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 28, 2020 11:47 AM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 12:07 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Alternate Universe Captain Kirk at October 28, 2020 12:44 PM (cPRnX)
Posted by: Saf at October 28, 2020 01:00 PM (5IHGB)
You going Dutch on the Dyke fingering?
Posted by: Saf at October 28, 2020 01:05 PM (5IHGB)
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