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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 06:52 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 06:53 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 06:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 21, 2020 06:53 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Actually, I'm a bit surprised he admitted it. Hey, Mitt, go f*** yourself. I hope selling your soul was worth it.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)
Bill Whittle has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: griff at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (Q+wHN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Carry on.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (7yB/U)
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (5GAZc)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: dr john hunter biden at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: steve at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
Is this guy TRYING to be an asshole or does it just come naturally
It's a medical condition: Sphincter Veritas.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: steve at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (mht8P)
... to the oligarchs what bought him, through his son.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (2sCft)
You've trained your kids to regard Romney as a bad word?
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (5u22l)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (EgshT)
Actually, I'm a bit surprised he admitted it. Hey, Mitt, go f*** yourself. I hope selling your soul was worth it.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)
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The guy has a serious masochism complex. The Dems crapped all over him, his faith, and his family and here he still is, wagging his tail and happily sniffing their crotches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (kZ8fN)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)
When they go down it will a torrid 69 all the way to the deepest bowels of hell.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (ykYG2)
Protip: all of them who have never worked for NR or WS.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (v16oJ)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: jdubya_mesa_AZ at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (FQ2t6)
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (Iv+Ot)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (nzKWW)
I mean that literally, who cares how mittens romney voted.
We all know he hates Trump because he came begging for a cabinet post and Trump kicked him to the curb because romeny refused to say he would support Trump if he was the nominee during the primary.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: golfman at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (hOMhY)
Fuck him and his whole family.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)
What a loathsome waste of oxygen.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (5u22l)
The gall.
The chutzpah.
By the way GOPe, I will never hold my nose for one of you again. I just early voted and ticked john cornyn but so help me that's my last vote for that toad in any election of any kind.
You want to play One Big Team when you're driving but all bets are off when Trump wins? Good to know.
But we are done forever. Forever.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (2HIdp)
Did people bring that up? Because it's always worth reminding people that Williamson admits to resorting to physical violence if women piss him off. He even bragged about it.
So...white trash gotta white trash.
Oh, and he's literally a cuck.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (Eicbe)
Can someone please get Luntz on the line to explain it to us?
Posted by: Harlock at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (zBvao)
I really despise Mitt Romney and look forward to seeing him getting his saggy old ass kicked out of the senate one day.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (k4dH2)
Ann Coulter.
You know who butters her bread.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: tubal at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (xwazC)
Next time he's up, he needs to be taught a lesson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (zBiND)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (H3MF8)
Um, yeah, so the GOP is trying to figure out who will be Jeb2.0...the guy who will tell the base get fucked and start voting globalist.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (4RcDR)
We are older and wiser now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (nxdel)
someone opined here a while back
"if seems like Mitt Romney is making it his life's work to thoroughly embarrass & piss off anyone who ever voted for him"
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (IgByl)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (2sCft)
You've trained your kids to regard Romney as a bad word?
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (Zm+LZ)
You're not allowed to call retards retards anymore. Because that is somehow insulting to people that have real mental retardation. Even though I have never ever heard someone call a person with legit mental problems like that a retard.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (I58tH)
He's an attention whore woman, who never got over the fact that he thought God had ordained him to win, lost, and then got dunked on by Trump, who not only won but mocked him for losing a winnable election.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (5u22l)
Posted by: motionview at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Mitt Rombley
BUT THE DISPATCH FACT-CHECKED THAT AND RATED IT FALSE!!!!!
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
"if seems like Mitt Romney is making it his life's work to thoroughly embarrass & piss off anyone who ever voted for him"
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (DUIap)
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Speaking as one who is in that club, it's working.
Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (/669Q)
MUTT only became a Senator to fuck with the president
he will not stand for re-election and he will never leave DC
Ann and him are the toast of the cocktail circuit
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Piratepatch at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (2Xrky)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: bluebell
Yep.
That's why Romney voted to impeach Trump. Covering up his own family's graft and corruption.
Posted by: Sharkman, at work but not tossin' the porpoise at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (BM2fS)
I love that Trump has vowed to help primary certain traitorous useless GOP senators.
anyway...will Romney become Jeb 2.0 ... is that his plan? Will he be Biden's sec. of state? Nah, not even romney is that dumb to hope for that. right?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (4RcDR)
Asshole doesn't begin to describe them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (Gsc6A)
Flashback:
In 2004, "Republican" "Senator" Lincoln Chaffee made sure Fake Cable News knew he bravely and stunningly wrote-in George HW Bush instead of voting for Bush.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (puu6v)
He'll have some work to do. He'll also be getting busy getting rid of Murkowski in AK.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Wyoming Rancher at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (Eicbe)
will be Jeb2.0...the guy who will tell the base get fucked and start
voting globalist
John Cornyn, FTW!
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (v16oJ)
Headmaster told them to stop
So they called each other fucktards instead
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (9vG6o)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:57 PM (5u22l)
That's a bit harsh. What did Al Gore do to you?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Megthered at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (pw+jk)
as if they ever did!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (2C38g)
yeah Bush lied and people died
and Im glad Trump has allowed us to say that
Posted by: avi at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (dHrq/)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Bless you, AtC. I actually went in to a campaign office a few days before the election to see if I could help phone banking...me, typical millennial who hates calling people up on the phone! And they turned me away. It was the laziest run office ever.
Trump has much better ground game, I'm sure.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (5u22l)
Would uncontrollable diarrhea on the senate floor work?
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (NWM+b)
I love telling liberals that. It's such an effective trigger for the cray-cray.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (mht8P)
You wasted a colon
Posted by: Voter theater. at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (3hS56)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
The voters of Maine may save us a bit of effort.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (v16oJ)
That shame I'll carry to my grave.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Shame! Shame! Jane. I never...... well, yes I did....
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (5u22l)
Would uncontrollable diarrhea on the senate floor work?
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (8k7U7
His penis caught in his car elevator.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (Dm2AW)
Bill Whittle has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
same here
I want my vote back
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (nUhF0)
This Massachole is pure evil, even for a Morman.
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (Xo3T0)
---->helpful hint to the cottage industry of "republicans who don't vote republican."
you got to clean up your links. I've gone to many a anti-trumper "republicans who don't vote republican" history to find that, gee, in 2016, you voted for Hillary or Gary Johnson...so you're non-trump vote this time around is meaningless.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (qKfc+)
But he is not VULGAR!!!
Joe Biden isn't VULGAR either. He is the soul of the country, shit like that. HE CARES DAMMIT.
CARES A LOT!
Not like that TRUMP! He's a vulgarian! Swearing and loud! A big jerk!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (lg/F7)
Does not sound routine.
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Oh, well in that case, it won't be about Russia.
Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (kOpft)
A footnote:
Lincoln Chaffee went from being a fake Republican, to being a Fake Independent, to being a Democrat.
Two other scumbags did this in the past few years.
Can you name them?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Because, Fuck Him at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (5u22l)
Would uncontrollable diarrhea on the senate floor work?
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (8k7U7)
Sticking his dick in a light socket would also be just fine.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (8B6Ng)
you got to clean up your links. I've gone to many a anti-trumper "republicans who don't vote republican" history to find that, gee, in 2016, you voted for Hillary or Gary Johnson...so you're non-trump vote this time around is meaningless.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (4RcDR)
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I voted for Johnson in 2016.
I won't be voting for Jorgenson in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:56 PM (5u22l)
Would uncontrollable diarrhea on the senate floor work?
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (8k7U7)
Nadler's Disease? Yeah, that would work.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
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Word.
Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (/669Q)
Mitt is a snake, one of the politicians with the worst characters on both sides.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (LnUYy)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (TqblR)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
truth
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Bete at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
Bill Whittle has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo
Indeed, but last year at the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing, Whittle did a 4-part retrospective series on the mission that was absolute gold:
https://tinyurl.com/Apollo-11-What-We-Saw
So I've forgiven him.
Posted by: Sharkman, at work but not tossin' the porpoise at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (BM2fS)
Can't believe this buffoon was our nominee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (G51Gf)
Trump has much better ground game, I'm sure.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (Rbfr/)
The Romney one here was fairly well run but I chalk that up to woman running it being a very organized person.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (GbPPJ)
Two other scumbags did this in the past few years.
Can you name them?
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Arlen Specter
Jim Jeffords
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (pw+jk)
If anyone had any doubt whatsoever that Romney is a Chinese Communist tool, well, doubt no more.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Don LeMon at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
It went 66.5% Trump to 29% Hillary.
They already have over 65k votes in.
Posted by: Ha at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (+jNil)
I love that Trump has vowed to help primary certain traitorous useless GOP senators.
anyway...will Romney become Jeb 2.0 ... is that his plan? Will he be Biden's sec. of state? Nah, not even romney is that dumb to hope for that. right?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (4RcDR)
I still say he intends to try running for president in 2024 again. He wants to be the "return to sanity" Republican choice. His whole purpose of getting the senate seat was as a resume enhancer. I mean its not like he's actually interested in representing the people of Utah.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (sd8p8)
Mitt is a snake, one of the politicians with the worst characters on both sides.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (LnUYy)
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They're all in on the corruption together. Hang together or hang separately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (NWM+b)
Just saw clip of Obama in Philly. Pathetic.
Posted by: WisRich
I had to mute it. It was making me ill having to listen to that pompous, droning dunce again.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (UYvk0)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (nzKWW)
________________
Another case where Trump was right.
Romney would have sucked at the job. He would have filled the military with more of those slimy Obama boot-lickers like the guy from the bin Laden raid who is going around dissing Trump and screaming that Black Lives Matter! and Climate Change is Real! What an asshole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (k4dH2)
Mitt Romney's legacy:
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (mht8P)
His company killed Kay Be Toys and Toys R Us.
Posted by: Bete at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (SRRAx)
That shame I'll carry to my grave.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
That's the way I feel but I comfort myself (no, not in a
Toobin way) with the thought that I did everything I could to avoid running into Iceberg Obozo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)
White Nationalists plan to kidnap Joe foiled
all the perps mug shots with MAGA caps on
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Unclefacts at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (ihUzW)
That shame I'll carry to my grave.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Don't beat yourself up! What choice did we have?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
We'd have never gotten Trump if Mitt had won.
Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)
You're surprised he "admitted" it? He runs Narrative for the Deep State/DNC. He says what they tell him to say.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
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\________/ 1 BAG OF ATTENTION
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
I understand Reid, but what has Romney done that's overtly against the teachings of the Church?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (vMCab)
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Probably.
And he'll flame out before Iowa.
It will be amazing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (14shk)
@TomFitton
WOW! Rumblings -- Corrupt Debate Commission Proposes BANNING ALL CONTENT on Hunter and Joe Biden's Foreign Laundering Scandals
Fitton is linking to a Gateway Pundit article:
https://tinyurl.com/yxsh5697
But also,
@JasonMillerinDC
Hearing @debates considering yet another new unilateral rules change: banning any questions to Sleepy Joe Biden about foreign corruption and how much money is being set aside for "the big guy."
Miller is a Trump advisor.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
His company killed Kay Be Toys and Toys R Us.
Posted by: Bete at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (Ojki1)
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But they maximized shareholder value!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (W8o7h)
----> I just so happened to create a list of 47 biden cringe moments and he's kind of a vulgar guy, fat, you lying dog faced soldier pony, come on man...I bet I could do more puships than you, and you know I bet, based on my law school top grades and academic scholarship, I have a way higher IQ than you.///////
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)
Lol, I forgot about Nadler.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
This. Because I'd wager he'd have done 70% the damage of Obama, and we'd now have a D house, senate, Hillary in the WH and solid socialist SCOTUS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (8B6Ng)
utah-candidates-governor-film-ads-together-calling-
civility/5994503002/
Do you know why they can afford to be civil? Because Utah in general, and Mittens Romneycare in particular, are pure Uniparty. May they be dealt with soon.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)
Lincoln Chaffee went from being a fake Republican, to being a Fake Independent, to being a Democrat.
Two other scumbags did this in the past few years.
Can you name them?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (H0fII)
Scarborough and Kasich
Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (nUhF0)
Arlen Specter
Jim Jeffords
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'll give you half-credit for these answers.
But neither Specter nor Jeffords meet the criteria: R>I>D.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (H0fII)
That shame I'll carry to my grave.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
I know how you feel. I simply say I voted for Palin and Ryan*.
*I know that Ryan, in retrospect, was a terrible choice. He was better than Romney at the time, so that thought comforts me.
Posted by: The Biden Campaign at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (6xA3t)
I want him to be eaten by sharks
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3
Hey, now. Even we sharks the good taste not to consort with Romneys.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (4Rc
Like Michael Steele. He probably voted for the breakfast sandwich.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (vMCab)
putting a new edge on an old pocket-knife. Several different grits of
hones. It's so satisfying to have a perfect edge on a good knife.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
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Must strope that knife edge to get the razor sharpness.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (ZS2+d)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: steve at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
Is this true?
Like I said, a shill for the Chinese Communist Party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (4NtsG)
It went 66.5% Trump to 29% Hillary.
They already have over 65k votes in.
==
Warren Co. is where Little Miami High School is. It's the high school that was in the news a few weeks back of those high school football boys that got suspended for carrying those police and firemen flags onto the field on 9/11.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (8E55C)
MUTT only became a Senator to fuck with the president
he will not stand for re-election and he will never leave DC
Ann and him are the toast of the cocktail circuit
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (R3uW
Voters are dumb. Voters have always been dumb. Which explains why we're still not sure Biden won't be elected President.
The guy was a national figure, and he went back to Utah and pretended to be one of them. Now, I love Utah about as much as one can love a big pile of dry rocks, but the people are not exactly Fifth Avenue types. They were flattered by the attention, like your 13 year old little sister is, when your high school jock friend remembers her name.
They wrote his name and drew a big heart around it in their journal.
But he turned out to be a douchebag. And she'll be 19 the next time he comes around. She's not falling for it this time.
Hopefully.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Vendette at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (jsnu5)
Is he still a Stake President? If he is, this is no surprise at all. I have Zoom meetings with the Mormon church. Pretty much every active member has a job, and many of those jobs have meetings.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (4RcDR)
He'll go find some sucker like the Olympic idiots and steal some of their money.
But first he will eat a Bag O'Dicks.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (HwiWi)
It went 66.5% Trump to 29% Hillary.
They already have over 65k votes in.
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I hope this doesn't mean loyal GOP voters are so jazzed up that they're voting early.
I'd prefer this be new voters or, even better, a hint that the Trump vote is so tremendous that people knew the lines would be stupid on next Tuesday so they're voting early, and will again and again and again until election day
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (5p7BC)
Is it ironic that going from R to I to D spells Rid?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (H0fII)
I won't be voting for Jorgenson in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (NWM+b)
--------->see, I've been looking for evidence based stuff for libertarians coming back home in 2020 after the 4.5 million gary johnson votes in 2016.
now that Jo Jurgaschmurgaborgasen is a blm apologist. She is a super gun nut, I'll give her that.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: Soul Miklos Number One at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (sG4Hj)
If being a Judas against the American Christians who are the founder's posterity isn't against Mormonism... I would be wholly unsurprised.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (fLwzL)
And, to channel General Buck Turgidson, we were facing two regrettable, but still distinguishable, outcomes in 2012.
There is a lot of damage Bambi did in his 2nd term that would have been very unlikely from Mitt.
Regretting one's vote should really be translated into lamenting the state of the country that one faced such a poor choice. But I guess people ritually recite this regret to prove how they really, really, I mean really, despise Mitt. Which is appropriate. But Obama being re-elected was a catastrophe.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (2RBkF)
By the way, when is Pompeo releasing the Hillary Emails? Not that there will be anything interesting once they've been properly redacted.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (LIhNq)
Imagine thinking that the guy who accused you of wanting to bring back slavery is the decent, respectable candidate
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
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As I said, he's a masochist. The Dems crapped all over him and yet he's still begging to be liked by them.
It's funny how many of these Conservative Paragons of Virtue are actual shitheels in real life.
NR employs a plagiarist, a woman-beater, and a defamer of Catholic schoolboys.
That's their talent base. They reliably get everything wrong, and instead of rallying to the most conservative candidate since Reagan (who is actually *rolling back liberalism*) they find excuses not to support him.
Because Principles.
It's weird, because they're basically arguing that there is no floor in journalism - no crime is objectively enough to fire someone so long as they are "interesting" or "thoughtful" or "sincere."
They sit in judgement on everyone else, but they themselves are exempt from basic standards of human decency.
Screw 'em all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
A dried, weathered, turd on a desert highway?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (IgByl)
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Diane Feinkenstein was harshly criticized for not being vicious enough toward ACB. I guess 150 years of viciousness wasn't enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Getting Biden elected is their last hope.
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
This. Because I'd wager he'd have done 70% the damage of Obama, and
we'd now have a D house, senate, Hillary in the WH and solid socialist
SCOTUS.
====THAT'S A BIGNO!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (pw+jk)
Some ointment cleared it right up.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 06:55 PM (cnTJD)
I'm fine with diversity of opinion within the party, but he is reveling in actively undermining his party's goals. He really should be punished. If he were someone with a modicum of honesty, he would just switch parties. At least the congressman from MI (can't be bothered to remember his name) left the GOP and was open with his feelings.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (LnUYy)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 06:59 PM (5u22l)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (/kh7m)
His audience for this virtue signaling is not his constituents. Guess who it is.
It's so stupid for any Mormon to vote for Biden, for the party that, if they had their way, would burn the entire Mormon church to the ground.
Why did your ancestors have to flee to Mexico, Mitt? It wasn't for the weather and tequila. The government was arresting and imprisoning every Mormon male they could, due to their religious beliefs. You don't think the entire church will be labelled a homophobic hate group under a Kamala Harris presidency?
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (H0fII)
@joelpollak
WATCH - Obama Backs Joe Biden in Philadelphia: 'You're Better Than Nobody'
https://tinyurl.com/y6nedmh9
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bluebell
Yep.
That's why Romney voted to impeach Trump. Covering up his own family's graft and corruption.
Posted by: Sharkman, at work but not tossin' the porpoise at October 21, 2020 07:00 PM (BM2fS)
Winner!
Give that nice lady bluebell the big prize!
Posted by: carnival barker at the fair at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (LKTKP)
This. Because I'd wager he'd have done 70% the damage of Obama, and we'd now have a D house, senate, Hillary in the WH and solid socialist SCOTUS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (8B6Ng)
I will say, that America - at least in presidental elections - ends up making the right choice, even if I don't agree with it at the time.
McCain and Romney would have been disasters for the conservative cause. Not 100% sure about Dole, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (6xA3t)
The original opening line to Hotel California
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Lyrics, Great Sound Critic ... at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (14shk)
Posted by: Shenanigans
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The campaign is trying to get low propensity voters to early vote to get them out of the way for election day voters that are certain to vote.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (9qAQp)
I want him to be eaten by sharks
Posted by: BlackOrchid_"
Exsanguinates after masturbating on a Zoom call, realizing the camera is on and fatally cutting his dick while trying to quickly zip his fly.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (CyB2R)
Miller is a Trump advisor.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (cF8AT)
I saw this, and you know they'll cut Trump's mic the second he tries to bring it up. He should walk right over to Joe's podium and keep talking, since Joe's mic won't have a cut switch.
I really hope they've got something awesome planned, or Trump just needs to bail. They're not even trying to hide it any more, I just hope some of the public can clue in as to how in the bag all of this is.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)
Bill Whittle has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo
It could not have been known at the time.
Defeating the Indonesian Imbecile's second term was first and foremost that day.
Oddly, Romney's performance as a northeastern Republican was a major strike against Trump for me in the 2016 primaries. I assumed GEOTUS would be another Rockefeller.
I was wrong. Bill Whittle was wrong about Romney. Regardless of how things are unfolding now, an Obama reelection was simply wrong on its face.
Posted by: fktheleft at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (lvXKd)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (4NtsG)
If Mitt Romney was doing something Mormons didn't like, do you have any idea how fast their church would turn his head the right way around?
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: lizabth at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Great song, too.
Posted by: Soul Miklos Number One at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Which one?
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (euMt9)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: lizabth at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (L3Rsz)
With both McCain and Romney, I was voting against Obama. Even with
Trump, I was voting against Hillary. I was never a big Trump fan. Now?
Walk through a fiery hell over glass and vote for him. The Dems are
Chaotic Evil.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (IgByl)
I'd say most Dem politicians are Lawful Evil, the crazies in the streets are Chaotic Evil, and the voters are Neutral Evil.
Reporters are a range from Neutral Evil to very rarely Real Neutral where they should be.
The right is the gambit of Good from Lawful to Chaotic. The pundits, both sides, are Neutral and the gambit of Evil.
What's Trump? I'd say Lawful Good my gut tells me.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (l6b3d)
But neither Specter nor Jeffords meet the criteria: R>I>D.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:06 PM (H0fII)
Like in general?
Bloomberg had that, ahem, evolution. Not a national pol, though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (DBPIP)
It's so stupid for any Mormon to vote for Biden, for the party that, if they had their way, would burn the entire Mormon church to the ground.
Why did your ancestors have to flee to Mexico, Mitt? It wasn't for the weather and tequila. The government was arresting and imprisoning every Mormon male they could, due to their religious beliefs. You don't think the entire church will be labelled a homophobic hate group under a Kamala Harris presidency?
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:09 PM (Rbfr/)
Mitt probably is as sincere about his faith as he is about his Republicanism.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)
was when Ann boxed her horse up and took it to the Olympics in London
with the issue of inequality being debated here
they really never wanted to win, he just wanted to best Dada
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (R3uW8)
______________
They thought Trump would be some massive train wreck and the only way Republicans could ever be competitive again was the find the most vocal anti-Trump Republican that spoke out on the record and they would the savior of the party.
McCain sort of did that play when he was always knifing Dubya Bush. When Bush became unpopular, some idiots in our party thought McCain made sense in 2008.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (sWM8x)
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I'm having a tough time on that.
Mitt would have done a DACA only being republican it would have been done legislatively.
No way he would have passed the repeal of Shit Midas Care.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Billygoat at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (g2GXS)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: fktheleft at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (lvXKd)
Can you imagine a Mitt win, though? You just know he would have taken a dive for Hillary. And McCain might actually have been worse than Obama for Republicans, never mind the country.
All things considered, I am happy with how things shook out.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (fLwzL)
Yeah. That's a big fuckin' deal, man.
Posted by: Don LeMon at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
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I saw a poll today saying that Broken Brain was up some ridiculous amount like 20% among Catholics. Yeah, nobody snaps a mackerel like Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: fiercely severe Cory Booker at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (8E55C)
Can't believe this buffoon was our nominee.
Posted by: at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (G51Gf)
GOP Presidential nominees since 1988:
GW BushBob DoleBush JrMccainRomney
Trump
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (7yB/U)
I don't know what this means. Look, Romney is a petty dick and I hate his politics, but has he actually done anything worth getting kicked out of the Church?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (sG4Hj)
Also, we passed the 200 mark.
Posted by: Pete in Texas
Depends: Ginger/Mary Anne; Longbow v. Crossbow; and Prometheus need 3 or 400 comments ...
Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Lyrics, Great Sound Critic ... at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (LPnfS)
Oh brother...
The McCain family just issued a statement saying John voted early and he did not vote for President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Splunge at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: dartist at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (R3uW8)
Lincoln Chaffee went from being a fake Republican, to being a Fake Independent, to being a Democrat.
Two other scumbags did this in the past few years.
Can you name them?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:02 PM (H0fII)
Kristol and Specter. Ok, not Specter, but i am old. Well my political knowledge base is old.
Posted by: Quint at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (aqN5z)
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Shut up because Trump's taxes are tonight's topic!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (euMt9)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (CyB2R)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
I dunno-- it looks like McMuffin's year.
Posted by: Don LeMon at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)
I've known quite a few mormon family/friends. I can't think of any (but one - and she converted for hubby) that would pull the shit he's pulled.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (8B6Ng)
I really hope they've got something awesome planned, or Trump just needs to bail. They're not even trying to hide it any more, I just hope some of the public can clue in as to how in the bag all of this is.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)
While I, personally, would love to see that visual, and watch Joe run away like a fraidy-cat terrified of catching WuFlu, the press would play that as Trump trying to kill Joe on the debate stage.
It would be terrible for the campaign.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (6xA3t)
I will say this about Arlen Specter. The much-maligned Single-Bullet Theory is not just plausible, it's been reproduced.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (mht8P)
I understand Reid, but what has Romney done that's overtly against the teachings of the Church?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (sG4Hj)
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He's pro-choice, is hostile to the 2nd Amendment, and objectively sides with people who wish to abolish religious freedom.
He betrayed his oath of office to vote against Trump in impeachment out of personal spite and vanity.
Seems to me he's as good a Mormon as Biden is a Catholic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (qu1px)
I really hope they've got something awesome planned, or Trump just needs to bail. They're not even trying to hide it any more, I just hope some of the public can clue in as to how in the bag all of this is.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)
I said it before...he needs a Mr. Microphone in his pocket.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (cF8AT)
You guessed it. Frank Stallone. I mean Hunter Biden.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (R3uW
I misread that as 'capes'. Now I want a MAGA cape.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (7yB/U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (iTXRQ)
I have a proper leather barber's strop somewhere, but I can't find it. I used the rim of a glass and that worked pretty well.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Biggest one of these I've seen. Huge.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Unkaren at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (+YG79)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (AFSld)
You and I would be doing a hard 20 for racketeering.
The Bidens not so much.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (JVd/q)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (CLkaN)
Maybe they were right. The guy is a tumor.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)
https://i.pin___.com/originals/4e/92/47/4e924719fe56abdc8772053983d70553.jpg
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Billygoat at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM (g2GXS)
not good enough.
Posted by: Quint at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (aqN5z)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (7yB/U)
superstar !!
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here! at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (3WxZa)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 21, 2020 07:04 PM (sd8p
'24
I looked it up, apparently the state holds a convention first, establishing the top two candidates in Party. Romney got fewer convention votes than his opponent, Mike Kennedy, but in the primary he got more than 70% of the votes.
So in case anyone is wondering, there appears to have been a reasonably strong case made by the state Republican Party to NOT select this guy.
But as I said elsewhere, voters are dumb. Always are, always have been.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (hku12)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bpghkc
(fixed the link)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: mitt romney at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (an7Mv)
Oh brother...
The McCain family just issued a statement saying John voted early and he did not vote for President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM
The dead have a strong party preference.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)
Thirteen Days
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (ufFY8)
Would love the LIVs to start wondering why everyone is hell-bent on silencing Trump. I'd be damn curious.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (UYvk0)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (CyB2R)
What about getting the Power Ball, then going back in time and breaking Mitt, then make him put on a 3 sizes too small bellboy outfit and making him dance around for an organ grinder?
I mean, put that time machine to use man.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (uEbPt)
And the Deep State is just the American wing of the Chinese Communist Party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Summer of Love at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (YyVAB)
Posted by: steve at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (TTy55)
Is this true?
Like I said, a shill for the Chinese Communist Party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
I don't think he's said so, but I'm absolutely convinced it's correct.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (H5knJ)
You and I would be doing a hard 20 for racketeering.
The Bidens not so much.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (JVd/q)
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No reasonable prosecutor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Lyrics, Great Sound Critic ... at October 21, 2020 07:12 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: .45 ACP vs. 9 mm at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (14shk)
One word. Ego.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: JackStraw
The "sit wide aint" crowd in PA wasn't skinny
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:14 PM (7yB/U)
superstar !!
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (R3uW
No capes! No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (6xA3t)
Mitt Romney is a pedocrat -- or at least someone for whom pedophilia isn't a dealbreaker.
Posted by: tgunther at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (z0Lyu)
Posted by: jeff toobin at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (an7Mv)
Carry on.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (7yB/U)
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Nice - finally some 20 gauge number 3 buckshot - thanks much!
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (xWWdO)
I'll bet my left nut Ginsburg voted early, this election. And often.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (H0fII)
Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut
Just now..... FBI to you hold news conference within the hour.
I'm sure the don't plan to apologize for being incompetent jackasses.
SEE PIC:
https://tinyurl.com/y3wx2yq8
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: motionview at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)
There it is
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (LxTcq)
Plus, China LIES about their cases/deaths.
Only an idiot would believe data from other countries, especially china.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (R3uW8)
Also, we passed the 200 mark.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 21, 2020 07:08 PM (2RBkF)
......
as long as stay within the AoS Pre-Approved OT Sunjects outlined in your Users Manual:
Boobehs
Guns
Health Tips
Dating Advice
Boobehs
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
May be the lighting.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
Is he still a Stake President? If he is, this is no surprise at all. I have Zoom meetings with the Mormon church. Pretty much every active member has a job, and many of those jobs have meetings. Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:07 PM (sG4Hj)
My Mormon ward is doing Sunday school and relief society in Zoom. I also do meetings with the missionaries in Zoom. I'm sure he's using it, for work or church.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (H5knJ)
Conservatives weren't lying to themselves about him during the primary. Conservatives started lying to themselves about him after the primaries were done. During the primaries they were trying to go with anyone but the romneycare tax raising abortion lover.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (vMCab)
Really, PDT? We'll see what happens.
Take a look behind you. For your reference? That is not normal.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (JVd/q)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (H5knJ)
All he (and McCain) did was show me just how deep the swamp is. It's almost like the GOPe didn't want to have to bother with the executive branch at all. Mess up their cocktail parties or something.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (8B6Ng)
suggest Trump issue a public statement pulling out of the debate
tomorrow in light of the deeply disturbing and profoundly damaging
revelations of the Biden corruption. As a matter of national security,
it would be inappropriate to give Joe Biden a platform at all on
American soil.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (LIhNq)
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I think Trump is going to call their bluff. He'll go, start to talk, they'll cut his mike and then he'll go start a life feed explaining that the media has gotten so biased that won't even let him speak.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (7yB/U)
Election Security? Sounds like they're covering for Pedo Boy and Crackhead.
RUSSIAAAAA
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (LBiyC)
Anybody remember Jimmy Hart, the rastlin' manager who used to bring a bedazzled megaphone to the ring? Yeah, just do that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (7yB/U)
Wearing a MAGA cape.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (7yB/U)
==
This is eye popping, startling and beyond incredible.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (8E55C)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (14shk)
Can you hear us now?
- TEA Party
Posted by: Moron Robbie spikes football - I said 10,000 COVID deaths, tops, back in May at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (euMt9)
Mitt will likely live quite comfortably into his 90s, but yeah, he's not dumb enough to try running again. He'd be eviscerated. Nixon is the one and only (modern) general election loser who got a second bite at the apple and won. Losers never shake off the stench of being losers, and Mitt won't be an exception.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
I've known Christians living in Mormon territory. Unless things changed that drastically in a decade, they will let you know (very politely and kindly) if your behavior doesn't measure up. I can't imagine senior members of the church like Mitt Romney would be held to a lesser standard. Voting to impeach the President and align himself with the forces of Satan should have been a clear indication for intervention.
It was not. So what else am I to believe but that the church was A-OK with it?
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: eastofsuez at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (jko0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (CyB2R)
Getting in time machine to kill Hitler <getting in time machine to take back Romney vote? I'm with you, brother. Only political sign I ever allowed in my yard was for that bastard. Antifa should have burned down my house.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (puu6v)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bpghkc
(fixed the link)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 21, 2020 07:15 PM (ZR7kf)
He's toobin'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (9qAQp)
do meetings with the missionaries in Zoom.
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Does your Church take converts, Liz??
Posted by: jeff toobin at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (5GAZc)
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (fLwzL)
Salt Lake City has a Democrat mayor. Like every other big city in this country.
Mormons are not the voting bloc people seem to think they are. And Utah is more than just Mormons.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (hku12)
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Yeah, that's pretty much how I had him ranked, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 06:58 PM (IgByl)
Same here.
EXCEPT - On personality I liked Trump only slightly less than Hillary, BUT I voted most enthusiastically for Trump and his platform.
Trump may be abrasive but the guy is squeaky clean when it comes to following the law. No way nobody else could be targeted for prosecution like that and come through without so much as a jaywalking citation.
That said, I would not mind if he becomes a shade Pinochet next year.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (/Dgcm)
May be the lighting.
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It's his Sampson's hair. The oranger he is, the more strong.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (8E55C)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (c7FGU)
To think that many of us voted for this A$$.
Sure it was in desperation but we did think he might have some honor and loyalty.
I'm waiting to find out how much he's bought and paid for by the Chinee.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM
Keep it. You'll need it to shoot as many WODs as I do, even now.
Posted by: zombie Notorious RBG at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (Rbfr/)
If they were going to dress him down it would in private and probably in person.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (CLkaN)
Why would Mitch McConnell allow Romney on any Senate committee of any kind?
Mitch has the power to do this, if he desires.
I thought that Romney did say he was going to vote for ACB, and now it's reported that he is changing to no?
Mitch, do your damned job and strip Mitt of every possible privilege you can.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (fLwzL)
I think I would kindly tell them to fuck right off if they dont like my behavior.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (cnTJD)
It'll be nice not to have "students" from UNC voting twice in this election and going to court to keep polls open longer and same-minute registration, for a change.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
Because they are selling their govt service to the highest bidder.
Posted by: THE FBI at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (r+sAi)
I fart in your zhheeeneral direcsheeon.
Posted by: Pierre "Lucky" Delecto, International Man of Mystery at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (rCwaK)
Romney really thinks he's part of the "club."
Well, I hope Romney enjoys the company of Paul Ryan and Jeff Flake, because the rest of us who voted for him certainly want nothing more to do with his traitorous ways.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (5GAZc)
To me, this part's the worst. He's flip-flopped all over the place on abortion, but he did make some forceful pro-abortion comments.
is hostile to the 2nd Amendment
Not really something to excommunicate him over.
, and objectively sides with people who wish to abolish religious freedom.
Eh, this one's pretty weak-sauce. It's a great reason to hate him politically, and I do, but a reason to kick him out of the church.
He betrayed his oath of office to vote against Trump in impeachment out of personal spite and vanity.
Same as the last one.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (sG4Hj)
I understand Reid, but what has Romney done that's overtly against the teachings of the Church?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:05 PM (sG4Hj)
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He's pro-choice, is hostile to the 2nd Amendment, and objectively sides with people who wish to abolish religious freedom.
He betrayed his oath of office to vote against Trump in impeachment out of personal spite and vanity.
Seems to me he's as good a Mormon as Biden is a Catholic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Don't forget gay marriage! It was Romney who introduced that to the world.
People remember the Massachusetts Supreme Court doing that, but that's only partially accurate. What they did was order the state legislature to pass a bill authorizing gay marriage, and the Governor (Romney at the time) to sign it into law.
The proper response would've been to say, "Uh, no. We are co-equal. You don't get to issue orders to the other two branches." But he went along with it, and clearly it's because he wanted to.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here! at October 21, 2020 07:15
Biden can't draw a clock
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:10 PM (14shk)
One word. Ego.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:16 PM (vMCab)
Oh, I'd say it's damn near certain he IS thinking about it. But if things don't break his way, and I don't expect they will, he'll step back from it.
But there's a long long way between now and the 2024 election.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (hku12)
Mormons are Christian, so this statement is weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (IgByl)
At this point I would not be surprised if Lucky Pierre's name is on Epstein's flight manifests somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (8E55C)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (puu6v)
I was sure in 2013 that my IRS audit was because I gave to Mitt and the tea party. 10 years of exactly the same business, no change, same CPA and boom. Oh yeah, got $3600 back for 6 months of harassment.
Looking back on it, probably deserved it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: mitt romney at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (an7Mv)
Trump looks like he's put extra bronzer on tonight.
Or he got fried standing in the Arizona sun for 2 rally's.
Posted by: dartist at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (J567a)
Nixon is the one and only (modern) general election loser who got a second bite at the apple and won.
_________
"A-HEM!" - Grover Cleveland
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: vbmoneyspender at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (mej0r)
The proper response would've been to say, "Uh, no. We are co-equal. You don't get to issue orders to the other two branches." But he went along with it, and clearly it's because he wanted to.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (H3MF
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Romney got the cover he needed and used it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (q2K0j)
thanks dad
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (4Jold)
Mormons are Christian, so this statement is weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (sG4Hj)
oh we did this fight a lot 3 years ago or so. No need to go there again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Does not sound routine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)
They found a registered Republican that filed two mail in ballots?
Exception that proves the rule (everyday Gateway Pundit has a post on shenanigans).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (cF8AT)
==
This is eye popping, startling and beyond incredible.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:20 PM (8E55C)
PDT will bring no question.
It will be a statement of fact.
#prepared
Posted by: golfman at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (hOMhY)
If I were advising the Trump campaign I would
suggest Trump issue a public statement pulling out of the debate
tomorrow in light of the deeply disturbing and profoundly damaging
revelations of the Biden corruption. As a matter of national security,
it would be inappropriate to give Joe Biden a platform at all on
American soil.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM (LIhNq)
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I think Trump is going to call their bluff. He'll go,
start to talk, they'll cut his mike and then he'll go start a life feed
explaining that the media has gotten so biased that won't even let him
speak.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Cutting Trump's mike every time he tries to speak would be the most embarrassing thing for the debate committee. Imagine trying to explain that the president is bringing up things he is not permitted to say and that is why he cannot be permitted to speak. It would underline what a farce the whole thing is.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (fRG+e)
Rhetorical question.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (nxdel)
Eh, this one's pretty weak-sauce. It's a great
reason to hate him politically, and I do, but a reason to kick him out
of the church.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (sG4Hj)
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Really? Given the Mormon Church's history of persecution you consider this a "meh" reason? No big deal???
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:17 PM
Keep it. You'll need it to shoot as many WODs as I do, even now.
Posted by: zombie Notorious RBG at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (DMUuz)
Get in line, sister
Posted by: Jeffery Toobiin at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: mitt romney at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (an7Mv)
Dear Diary
Voted for myself today!
xoxoxo
Love
Mitt
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
And here is the thing about this. When Trumps 8 years are up the establishment is going to pick our candidate for us. I for one feel that my job up to that point is done.
Posted by: Drider at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (R/UH9)
Does not sound routine.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:01 PM
This should fe fun. Not.
Posted by: Spypeach at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (rdQQo)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:23 PM (sG4Hj)
Even I don't think he should be kicked out of the church- yet. But people with an experience of Mormons know they aren't as tolerant of wrong behavior as most other modern Western religions. If he did something then abjectly apologized? I'd take that as a sign that an elder had a firm but polite talk with him. But Utahs in general and Mormons in particular are fine with Romney. (Republican activists in Utah are not, however). Says it all.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
People forget that when they wail and gnash their teeth about screwing Mitt over as pay back.
I'm wondering why he hasn't done it. There must be a good reason or an excellent threat by someone.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (OjZpE)
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If they had any integrity left, I'd feel more secure that they were involved in election security somehow. Unfortunately, I don't trust them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (8E55C)
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Mormons are Christian, so this statement is weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (sG4Hj)
Not weird at all. Most Christians believe Mormons are, at best deeply misguided.
Heretics is not too strong a word for some.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
I'm thinking a bit more Vlad Dracula. Start with traitor John Brennan first.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (IgByl)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself
So dancing with the Devil in the dark moonlight?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (R3uW8)
I almost included Cleveland, but the 1892 election was very unique with several new states in the mix, a significant third party candidate who actually won electoral votes, and it depends where you draw the line on modern.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 21, 2020 07:25 PM (fRG+e)
At that point I would be okay with Trump pointing a gun at the moderator. Silencing the President in such a crude way would be the end of the Republic.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (fLwzL)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Maybe in the near future, just like there was a run on guns and ammo, there's going to be a run on security cameras, plywood, sheet steel, and barbed wire. Things one would use to keep from getting invaded or burned out of a house or business.
(Random tip: Molotov cocktails are not a good choice for defensive weapons.)
What other items could one envision getting scarce? Maybe -- everything? Due to sabotage of choke-points in the economy? Bridges, high-tension power pylons, transformers, railroad tracks, fiber optic cables.... Seen a few experimental runs over recent years, and it wasn't us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (hopwx)
Posted by: Curt Massie at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (yL6Uj)
It was not. So what else am I to believe but that the church was A-OK with it?
Posted by: trev006
___________________
Mormon leadership is very concerned that the flow of immigrants from South of the border is getting cut off. It's where they get their recruits now.
I know someone that politically worked with the "illuminati" of mormon leadership and they will take out Mormons that are strident on immigration issues.
My guess is Romney is simpatico with the Mormon leadership.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:21 PM (8E55C)
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Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (gGOtC)
For now. The state is purpling, and SLC is blue forever now. People were WAY too thrilled at the attention we got nationally from having the VP debate at the UofU. It made me nervous. I want the lib rats to continue believing the lie we are a crap state and stay away.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: The FIB at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (14shk)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Por que?
Posted by: golfman at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here! at October 21, 2020 07:15
Biden can't draw a clock
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (Izzlo)
........
He ate the crayons.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (4Jold)
It gives me a boner when the president says "reject left wing fascism."
All my life I dreamed of a Republican who would call the fascist Democrats fascists, publicly.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (H0fII)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (+WWsf)
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I knew Andrew Jackson didn't count. I used postbellum as modern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
And may the Barbed C*ck of Satan strike him first.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 21, 2020 07:30 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
What happened?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (4NtsG)
These assholes thrive on attention, good or bad. Stop giving it to them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (3H9h1)
What a scumbag.
Posted by: Don LeMon at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: mitt romney at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (an7Mv)
Dear Diary
Voted for myself today!
xoxoxo
Love
Mitt
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
Dear Mitt,
Stunning. Brave.
Hugs,
Diary
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (Oka5v)
ala Bob Bennett
Mutt would not like that much
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (Izzlo)
---------------
I see someone else knows about that test.
It's disturbing and miserable to watch someone fail.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
_________________
I think even they know it would fuel Trump's message if they tried this.
My guess is they will though do it like once to see if makes Trump throws a tantrum.
If Trump can just keep his cool, he'll do fine. He should take some notes from Pence.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (hGohp)
You don't get to write new Scriptures and tear up the Creeds and still claim Christendom.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (ykYG2)
++++
Is it going to be about not allowing big bruising black men holding billy-clubs and stalking voters at the polls? Something like that?
Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (66BnU)
assignment. The committee itself has to vote out the member and it has
to be for a violation off committee rules.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (14shk)
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The Senate and House have very different rules.
The Speaker can do a lot more than the Senate Majority Leader.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (94WAg)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (/Dgcm)
BREAKING on HenHouse News: Ancient Scrolls Recently Unearthed in Ancient Persia Show that Even Delilah Accused Trump of Grabbing Her By the Mish in a Previous Life! Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (gGOtC)
__________
She's on her way to Oklahoma City right now. She never mentioned it to us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (9vG6o)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre
Educate yourself.
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (4NtsG)
he prefers a schmundie's schmundie
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: The FBI at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (4Jold)
FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE, YO!
Posted by: Don LeMon at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
++++
Is it going to be about not allowing big bruising black men holding billy-clubs and stalking voters at the polls? Something like that?
==
The upcoming dangers of extremist white supremacists trying to keep blacks from voting.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (8E55C)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
What happened?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (5FCda)
He's married to My Daddy Meghan McCain, and his MIL is Cindy. Both are supporting Biden because of his decency.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Russian bots are on Facebook and Twitter. REEEEEEE!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: steve walsh at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (HgKke)
Mormons are Christian, so this statement is weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:24 PM (sG4Hj)
oh we did this fight a lot 3 years ago or so. No need to go there again.
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The First Amendment says LDS is alright. The End. Seriously!
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)
So it turns out that our entire establishment -- political, media, corporate, entertainment, Democrat vs Republican -- everything -- is a giant illusion. Nothing is what it seemed to be. A secret world where normal behavior is an aberration. It really is a big club that we're not in. A stinking satanic cult.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (hopwx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:28 PM (IgByl)
Vlad's feast where he boarded up the hall and lit it up could stand a reboot.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Primary
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (dNzKv)
the party just stopped Bob Bennett from running again
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (5GAZc)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (Xo3T0)
Spare us your religion bashing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: golfman at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Ann Coulter."
Yeah, she has a lot to answer for there. Great instincts. She owes everyone a book.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
You don't get to write new Scriptures and tear up the Creeds and still claim Christendom.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2020 07:31 PM (ykYG2)
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Mormons don't believe in the traditional Trinity and their conception of God is very different from that of either Christianity or Islam.
It is for this reason that Mormon baptisms - which use the old formula of "Father, Son, Holy Ghost" - are not considered valid by the Catholic Church. Protestant baptisms generally are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (JVd/q)
Maybe in the near future, just like there was a run on guns and ammo, there's going to be a run on security cameras, plywood, sheet steel, and barbed wire. Things one would use to keep from getting invaded or burned out of a house or business.
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[X] Hurricane Shutters
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (5GAZc)
FBI
RBG has come back to life
========
Kill it with fire. It's the only way to be sure!
Posted by: exdem13 at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (xWWdO)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)
My suspicion is, we'll need Mike Pence.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)
Voting for the Cheshire smile in an empty expensive suit is the worst thing I ever did. And I've stated here before that as of 11/8/2016 it was better that Bronco won in 2012.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Would do less harm at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Drew in MO at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (94WAg)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Unless they match the Biden +15 polls.
Posted by: Bete at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
He said "beat off" again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (H0fII)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:32 PM (R3uW
The things is learn here. I've worked with plenty of people who are very familiar with yiddish and expressed themselves in it all the time.
Never heard this one.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (sTnpX)
This talking point is ridiculous. The LDS Church has tens of thousands of missionaries at any given moment in most of the world (except places like the Middle East). We don't need people to be in the US to proselyte to them.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (14shk)
Mormons are Christian, so this statement is weird.
Posted by: bonhomme
___________________
It's complicated.
Are Unitarians Christians?
Do Muslims and Jews pray to the same God?
I have some Mormon friends I think the world of, but I'm not sure I could say we share the same religion.
My problem with Romney is not that he's Mormon, but the Mormon leadership does have something of a feud with Trump Republicanism. Sort of like my beef with Catholics is their Pope, not rank and file Catholics.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (gkdnV)
>>>>>>>
What do these Translucent Trash Pandas have up their sleeves?
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (W8o7h)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (iTXRQ)
55-45
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (R3uW8)
PDT will be PDT for the next 4 years come Nov. 4.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (qt8uo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 21, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, I thought he had an accident or something. Glad it was just a serious lapse in judgment!
That's a strange couple, for sure.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (5FCda)
nope
Posted by: REDACTE
-------> well, it is a full court press by the swamp. I guess they found a republican who broke the law and want to talk about that.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (4RcDR)
FBI presser kicked off by .... John Ratcliffe.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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Okay, now I'm interested.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (D79US)
i wouldn't piss on him if he were lying in the gutter on fire.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (X/O1y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (q2K0j)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (+YZe8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (dNzKv)
So it turns out that our entire establishment -- political, media,
corporate, entertainment, Democrat vs Republican -- everything -- is a
giant illusion. Nothing is what it seemed to be. A secret world where
normal behavior is an aberration. It really is a big club that we're not
in. A stinking satanic cult.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2020 07:34 PM (hopwx)
This Red Pill Moment has been brought to us by a crackhead's laptop.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (7yB/U)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: projection on steroids at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (V9NdA)
I've talked with people whose Pastors literally taught them Mormons kill and drink the blood of babies in the Temple. It's not surprising many people think we're not Christian when their church leaders lie to them about us.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: LTCHAM at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (lREC9)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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Okay, now I'm interested.
----->whaaa? this could be interesting after all. not just another rumination on boogaloo boys
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Of especial interest to Morons is Utahns addition of shredded carrots to lime and orange jell-o.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)
What was his name?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (Ndje9)
Is nailing 95 theses to a door ok? Asking for a friend.
Auspex, if that's the only argument you have my church is evil, your argument is weak sauce. I don't have the energy to go into the why. One Wiki article is NOT educating yourself as to all the actual backstory for that tragic event.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (Rbfr/)
I learned good and hard to be cynical. And, every day, I keep learning that I still haven't learned to be cynical enough. There aren't enough depths to be plumbed.
We are going to need a galaxy of SMODs to cleanse the Swamp.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:38 PM (gkdnV)
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Obviously not. I don't think even they claim this.
As for the Pope, you'll find a lot of Catholics who aren't fond of this particular occupant of the Holy See.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Isn't Joe Biden's brother's name James?
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (q2K0j)
there is a giant hall with a huge statue of Jesus flying thru space
it's pretty cool
also I've been to Utah many times and the people there are nice as can be
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Max Entropy at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (ur/Uv)
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I've talked with people whose Pastors literally taught them Mormons kill and drink the blood of babies in the Temple. It's not surprising many people think we're not Christian when their church leaders lie to them about us.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (sG4Hj)
Sure. If you say so.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (exkr6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (LUDOU)
He's like Romney but you can tell his wife beats the shit outta him if he tries to watch the "Bull appointment".
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (aR6C/)
Then she pulled some real shit when Trump was running in the primary.
That did it for me.
From a rabid fan to completely ignoring any thing she says at the speed of light.
I wonder if she's on the pad with the Chinee too.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (YEvFG)
It is for this reason that Mormon baptisms - which use the old formula of "Father, Son, Holy Ghost" - are not considered valid by the Catholic Church. Protestant baptisms generally are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Quite a few shitheaded Christians (some of them posting here) try to argue that Catholics aren't Christians either. So I find an argument about Mormons not being Christians not worth having.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (snOKo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (dNzKv)
No, but he'll shit in the woods if there's a bible on the ground.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: bonhomme
No, they aren't. Christianity is monotheistic for starters and Mormonism isn't. They believe in many Gods, and Jesus is one of them living on some planet or moon far away in space.
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (W8o7h)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (Rbfr/)
Working against Trump. Kind of an important detail.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Luther didn't write new Scripture nor throw out the historic creeds of the faith.
Try again.
Posted by: lizabth at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (IgByl)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (EgshT)
#2 Mitt Romney
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: lizabth at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (L3Rsz)
Mormon leadership has lost its way
Baptist leadership has lost its way
Denominational Christian leadership has lost its way
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (CLkaN)
Unitarians are of the Christian tradition. They just don't have any strict rules about what you have to believe in.
I used to go to a UU church where the pastor had grown up Jewish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (q2K0j)
I've talked with people whose Pastors literally taught them Mormons kill and drink the blood of babies in the Temple. It's not surprising many people think we're not Christian when their church leaders lie to them about us.
Posted by: bonhomme at Octobe
so this is, your'e saying, not true?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (4Jold)
Oh brother this f'n happens every f'n day. Don't they have some nooses or something to investigate?
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (5GAZc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
This is late night ONT debate material if I ever saw any.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (5FCda)
Those fucking Facebook ads, man. Who can resist their siren song?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (JVd/q)
Posted by: Mitt_Romney at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (lRrON)
I don't think saying Holy Ghost disqualifies or invalidates Mormon baptisms in the RCC. Where did you hear that?
Posted by: clutch at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: CNN at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Is he Catholic?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (IgByl)
........
Does he poop in the woods?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Is he Catholic?
Posted by: Puddleglum
The problem is the beliefs he puts before those. He's more Catholic than Nancy Pelosi, anyway.
Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mitt Rombley at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (Rbfr/)
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Martin Luther did not introduce new passages to scripture, though he did recommend redacting portions of the Canon.
If you look at the doctrine taught by non-liberal Lutherans, it is very similar to Catholic teachings. Their services are also quite similar in format.
Mormonism is quite different in both doctrine and scriptures.
Which is fine, but we should be honest that it is very different.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)
It's like they're from central casting.
Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Volling in Ze Hay With Zooey Deschanel at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (OjZpE)
I don't give a shit about Mittens' religion. I only care about him being a traitorous, self-important, snooty cocksucker who could use a good character transplant.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (sG4Hj)
Sure. If you say so.
Posted by: BurtTC
__________________
I was raised Evangelical around some very strident people and I have never heard anything remotely like this.
I hope that makes you feel better.
Just to flip this around, do Mormons believe non-Mormon "Christians" go to Heaven?
I'm honestly not offended when a religion thinks there's is the only path to Salvation.
Posted by: Blago at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Eesh! What next with this commie Pope?
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (5FCda)
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I've talked with people whose Pastors literally taught them Mormons kill and drink the blood of babies in the Temple. It's not surprising many people think we're not Christian when their church leaders lie to them about us.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:39 PM (sG4Hj)
Sure. If you say so.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)
I don't have a dog in this fight as a non -religious person, but my Jewish girlfriend who had never hung out with a Catholic before we started dating (I was raised sort of Catholic, but am culturally catholic) said the same things about Catholics.
"You know that Catholic priests say that Jews drink baby blood?!"
Like -- what?! Cite your source.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (cnTJD)
I tried to include a jello recipe to the cookbook...let's just say it didn't make the cut. XD But it's one of my fave family dinner recipes.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
=========
The funeral has been going on for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (LvTSG)
The Nicene Creed is fan fiction voted on by men, not prophets. Show me where in the Bible it says Divine Revelation would permanently cease a few years after Jesus' crucifixion.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (exkr6)
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Oh. Yawn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)
So here's something else I noticed when Bret Baier ran a story about the
email Rudy released showing the money split. It appears that 80% was to
be split among the 4 partners, 10% goes to the "Big Guy" and the
remaining 10% goes to...Jim.
Isn't Joe Biden's brother's name James?
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (qe5CM)
++++++
That's a no-no, Mr. President.
Posted by: Debate Monitor at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (NVDjf)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Unlike, say, Rosie O'Donnell or Bette Midler, her response is merely to write a strongly worded letter.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (2RBkF)
that it affected the election one way or another.
Posted by: f'd at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (5GAZc)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Volling in Ze Hay With Zooey Deschanel at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (8YFRI)
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Good idea. I'm not going to reply.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)
What a choad. At least I was on the hook for underage drinking girls. Ya freak...
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (/52yu)
Are we doing the "magic underwear" routine again?
Please stop:
https://tinyurl.com/y5veku9r
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (WkPC9)
I'm guessing you were in the attached Visitor's Center. The temples themselves don't generally have statuary inside. And the Visitor's Centers all prominently display a beautiful statue of the resurrected Savior called "The Christus".
Posted by: junior at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (hWk6X)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Volling in Ze Hay With Zooey Deschanel at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (8YFRI)
N00d Cafe
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:42 PM (vMCab)
Mormonism is a made up sci fi polytheistic cult that uses Jesus Christ for their hook.
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (W8o7h)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Volling in Ze Hay With Zooey Deschanel at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (8YFRI)
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Good idea. I'm not going to reply.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FriscoJim at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Attila hangs out with the wrong crowd at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Volling in Ze Hay With Zooey Deschanel at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2020 07:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 21, 2020 07:22 PM (cnTJD)
I would ordinarily agree but... They are a very polite people. And if I visited Utah, I would feel obliged to obey local customs. As I do wherever I go.
Posted by: trev006 at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (NFKZt)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (Eicbe)
could be
all I remember is that huge room with the statue
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Is he Catholic?
Posted by: Puddleglum
The problem is the beliefs he puts before those. He's more Catholic than Nancy Pelosi, anyway.
Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (P1f+c)
My dogs are more Catholic than Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (vMCab)
In the last days, it will fight Shatner's hairpiece to the death.
There can be only one.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)
I had friends in High School who went to Bible Camp and watched The Godmakers and heard all about the orgies we had in the Temple. If you don't think some people teach anti-Mormon lies at official church-sponsored events at some churches, you're simply wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (sG4Hj)
Can confirm. I know someone that left the church and joined the Episcopal church, and their Mormon baptism was valid. They didn't have to get rebaptized.
And like bonhomme, can confirm I have heard utterly crazy stories about what we do in the temple from nonmembers.
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (Rbfr/)
I learned good and hard to be cynical. And, every day, I keep learning that I still haven't learned to be cynical enough. There aren't enough depths to be plumbed.
We are going to need a galaxy of SMODs to cleanse the Swamp.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 21, 2020 07:40 PM (HhXSr)
Space Force! Now with kinetic bombardment!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (fRG+e)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (4NtsG)
"Civil Unions". Same thing.
Posted by: runner at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (R3uW8)
It is for this reason that Mormon baptisms - which use the old formula of "Father, Son, Holy Ghost" - are not considered valid by the Catholic Church. Protestant baptisms generally are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
There's also the apostolic succession, which some protestant denominations have and others do not(depending on whether or not their lines of priests received the passing of grace, some random person declaring himself a priest doesn't count for instance).
As far as whether Mormons are considered Christian, some of the early heresies had varying views on Christ and comparable(though unique) views on these other topics. Likely both then and now they'd be categorized as heretics, not apostates.
Posted by: Someguy at October 21, 2020 07:50 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 21, 2020 07:46 PM (W8o7h)
Douchebag.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2020 07:50 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2020 07:48 PM (Eicbe)
fuck him
oh wait
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:50 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 21, 2020 07:51 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: clutch at October 21, 2020 07:44 PM (9UmRs)
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It doesn't. I should have been clearer.
That's a valid (if archaic) way of describing the Trinity.
The reason is that the Mormon conception of the Trinity and God is deeply at odds with Catholic theology.
Again, I'm not condemning, merely explaining the differences. And yes, I'm well aware that for 500 years Protestants have been claiming Catholics are idolators, pope-worshippers and weirdos in general.
Everyone's got an opinion. My point was merely that there is an actual theological reason why Mormon baptisms are not considered valid and not fully Christian.
To put it another way, if you draw up one of those big flow chart diagrams showing the various branches of Christianity and their teachings, Mormonism is waaaay off on the other side of the page by itself. It's just different, is all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2020 07:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2020 07:51 PM (Rbfr/)
Biggest applause was to, "If I don't sound like a politician, is because I'm not a politician."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2020 07:52 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 21, 2020 07:52 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 21, 2020 07:45 PM (5FCda)
We're in, 'be careful what you ask for', territory.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2020 07:52 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2020 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
There is a man who is there all the time doing genealogy.
The Mormons are big on that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2020 07:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Bang-a-gang at October 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Qc+Wp)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY DID RESPOND TO A COMMENT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMENTER'S COMMENT AND YOU ACTUALLY DO GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2020 08:00 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2020 07:03 PM (sG4Hj)
It would help if the leadership of the Mormon Church were to denounce Romney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2020 08:01 PM (gxaAV)
Posted by: Chick Maldonado at October 21, 2020 08:07 PM (Ahb9S)
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2020 08:08 PM (Xo3T0)
I get your drift, but it's either "Retch"... or perhaps "Wretches"?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 21, 2020 08:14 PM (Wf9oM)
So Romney voted for a moderate democrat over Trump, who is failing horribly and a massive national security risk.
That seems like the right choice.
Posted by: Dustino at October 21, 2020 08:15 PM (u3RLv)
Posted by: Valiant at October 21, 2020 08:27 PM (3MiF8)
Biden is clearly dying and he literally picked the most leftwing Senator as his running mate. Try again.
Posted by: Liberty at October 21, 2020 08:27 PM (OXljM)
Posted by: azjaeger at October 21, 2020 08:37 PM (3/XaG)
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Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2020 07:49 PM (R3uW
GOPe's go-to story that you have to be verwy verwy afraid of the other side is DEAD. They ARE the other side.
Posted by: Gilded at October 21, 2020 09:24 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: DeplorablyBonnieBlue at October 21, 2020 08:53 PM (BNMel)
It would be... I doubt there is porn of any sort but Willard's son was up to his eyeballs in the Burisma slime right along with Baby Biden.
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Posted by: spike at October 21, 2020 10:02 PM (VxxX3)
I almost included Cleveland, but the 1892 election was very unique with several new states in the mix, a significant third party candidate who actually won electoral votes, and it depends where you draw the line on modern.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 21, 2020 07:29 PM (+WWsf)
Cleveland won the popular vote in the in-between election. I read that that he was the only one of three presidents to do that in three elections Roosevelt and Jackson were the others.
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