aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
REVEALED: THREE FORMER CIA OFFICIALS TELL POLITICO THAT TRUMP MADE THEM DRINK MALT CHOCOLATES AT AN INTEL BRIEFING
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 20, 2020 06:49 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Someguy at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: IC at October 20, 2020 06:50 PM (a0IVu)
"Frosty chocolate milkshakes!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: IC at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (a0IVu)
signed, an anonymous ex-intelligence person who has no actual knowledge of Russia or Russian operations.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (ZvuEr)
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 06:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (vDy7B)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (2dMdG)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (lmWM9)
Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (4RcDR)
"Make America Great Again!"
It gave them REMF PTSD.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (lmWM9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (bzBJx)
gonna be an early night for Trump...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (WhLD5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (FK4yb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (qKfc+)
Well there is their October surprise.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM (o2MD2)
Delicious, chocolately, Trumpian goodness.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (lmWM9)
Posted by: f2000 at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (IIUCn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZvuEr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: prognostimacator at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (mX3Ey)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Java Joe at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (PoxLd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (lmWM9)
--------
I'm with you, willow. *fistbump*
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (Prl1K)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (sa7+t)
last year I tried to find some way to make a low-carb version.
They are great. Ovaltine is terrific.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (T2NQf)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (x6VVm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (FK4yb)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
----->
right?
The malted beverage goes on the list as another instance of WS.
How can trump deny his WS leanings when WS includes:
waking up early,
being on time,
marching bands,
the family
Christianity
captialism
haircuts
tennis courts
boats
self-reliance
American history
American people
the military
47 of the 50 states
...I ask you that. How is this anything other than more Trump saying "fine people" over and over again.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (4RcDR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (guGkK)
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (y18Bs)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZvuEr)
Underage Colombian hookers ftw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 20, 2020 06:52 PM
There is a burger joint in Minneapolis that made the best malts. I love them, so this does not change my vote for Trump.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (T2NQf)
Posted by: Lactose intolerant voters at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (6FeV1)
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And make them drink yummy ice cream dessert beverages.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (XrCyE)
I, for one, cannot countenance having a Commander in Chief who advocates that people try chocolate malts.
This is an outrage and cannot be allowed to stand!
Now, who's with me?
Oh, wait, I need to put this out on twitter....we need to discuss: Milk Shake or Malt: which one says, "vote for Biden!"
Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (x6VVm)
but no, the karens are whining they had to drink Ovaltine.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (PiwSw)
Diarrhetic? Truth serum? Polonium?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (4RcDR)
"Run for your lives! Trump is forcing malts on everyone!"
Then pan to a crowded theater of people busting out of the front door trampeling each other.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: Larro at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (tHAoL)
And my dogs love to lick my malt chocolate salty balls when we are playing our special Jeffrey Toobin and Masha Gessen game together!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (yr2Nn)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (6XLoz)
Demanding the CIA officials try a delicious creamy chocolate drink? The f*cking nerve of the man!
It's beyond the pale.
I'm now going to vote for that nice, decent Joe Biden.
All Joe did was have an adulterous affair with a married campaign volunteer, lie about it for years, stick his fingers up the crotch of an unwilling staffer, and run a family graft operation that endangered national security interests and ripped off U.S. taxpayers to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars. Compared to that awful, malt-imposing Trump, Joe's a prince among men!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (T2NQf)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (AwPyG)
the never-before-seen
Pyramid Of Flaming Skulls
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM (iTXRQ)
A heartless tyrant to rival Tamerlane himself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (x6VVm)
-----------
Why yes, yes we do.
And if I hadn't been aTrump fan before, this would certainly bring me around.
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 06:53 PM
He doesn't drink so I doubt it was the alcoholic kind.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (qe5CM)
Getting chocolate malt
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (6FeV1)
"Bee"-worthy, that is.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
Back in the day it was a couple of whiskeys then a nooner with a local whore and that was just a normal workaday Tuesday.
Smoking cigars all the while.
These assholes are made out of cardboard today.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (uEbPt)
This can only mean SMOD in eight hours or less, or bats on the Cafe Thread.
Decisions.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
While wearing her St Pauli Girl outfit. Or was it her Hooters waitress outfit?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: The Dude at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: golfman at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: MeToobin at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: cccp3o at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (TQ2jO)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (x6VVm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Dairy Queen
5 Guys
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (ifmtJ)
"DRAAAAAAAAAINAAAAGE!!!"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: nip at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (0OmEj)
Diarrhetic? Truth serum? Polonium?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Real Maple(TM) Syrup.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (3aLWR)
Yes
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hGohp)
Inaccurate use of "seepage."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (XrCyE)
---------
You forgot the "maximum delicious."
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (/669Q)
I hope I'm wrong about a bigger October surprise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (WkPC9)
Yeah, I don't want to hear another word about that. The two-scoops story was dumb, this is dumber.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (T2NQf)
That was the Secret Service IYKWIM
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (sa7+t)
Hard to keep up on the Ivy Leaguers with guns org chart.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (6FeV1)
"Bee"-worthy, that is.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (PiwSw)
The highest compliment!
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Antifa pansy at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (OX9vb)
Originally, I suspected that gay marriage was going to serve as a handy club with which to beat Christianity to death.
But it turned out it wasn't at all necessary, because germs are more powerful than the Holy Mother Church.
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (AwPyG)
Diarrhetic? Truth serum? Polonium?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Real Maple(TM) Syrup.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (/Dgcm)
Carrots.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (m8ScB)
"Frosty chocolate milkshakes!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve
Don't get me wrong, I like you, but sometimes you remind me of Ned Flanders.
Posted by: Homer Simpson...official Duff beer spokesman at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (JuGfA)
Does the TP in the WH roll over the top or from the bottom??
This is vitally important!!
Posted by: cccp3o at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (TQ2jO)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nip at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2020 06:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Dairy Queen
5 Guys
==
United Dairy Farmers in the Cincinnati area used to have the best malts. I, for one, am a malt addict.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Editorial Critic ... at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: The Hill at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (2dMdG)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM
Reverting to such classic cispatriarchal phrasing?
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (BJAwB)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Piratepatch at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (2Xrky)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (UYvk0)
Developing...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Karen McOutraged at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (4q3U3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (uE7dJ)
Hi LiB!
Posted by: Malt Addicts Anonymous at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Matthew J Archbold at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (x9g6u)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: Eaters of Flaming Skulls at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 20, 2020 07:00 PM (KnJdm)
I have hurt myself. This place...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Eric at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (4q3U3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:01 PM (cI3Q7)
-------------
*Fistbump*
Yup.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Swanzinator, Master of the Red Pill at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (KhImm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Masha! at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (ykYG2)
It's funny. Remember a few days ago you mentioned the Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose?
Yesterday morning I woke up with this song on my mind, although I haven't heard it in years, and I never knew who performed it. Turns out it was them.
https://youtu.be/mfYkhQblYjY
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: JAS at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (/669Q)
--------------
Remind them to hide the shiv so you can't force them to tell you where the keys are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (dOV9E)
Did the bill get sent in for reimbursement?
They were discussing intelligence so there is a 'foreign' tie-in can this trigger the emoluments clause?
Oh my! Send this information to the Nads!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (+v+zN)
I will not have it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (LvTSG)
What exactly are you going to do? Tell us ... hard to think of a bad movie that has not already been mocked to death recently... Ishtar is really a masterpiece?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (haWye)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (guGkK)
My son in law prefers malts to milkshakes, and my daughter says if she'd known it would have been a deal-breaker
Posted by: artemis at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Baron Mikel Scicuna at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (3H9h1)
MAKE AMERICA DRINK CHOCOLATE MALTS AGAIN
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (BJAwB)
EXTREME DATELINE KEITH MORRISON VOICE:
It started with just a few chocolate malts in the mayor's office in Pine Knob.
And then came the bodies...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (rw/ga)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (PzBTm)
What is the idea behind this story?-that Trump doesn't take defense and intelligence people seriously?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (3aLWR)
Yes
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hGohp)
Inaccurate use of "seepage."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM
I think "explosion" fits better.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: dartist at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (+ya+t)
I like the more upbeat stuff...but that tune was everywhere for a while.
The Best of / Greatest on Pickwick Records has al the CB&SR a man really needs.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (ch6++)
I hope I'm wrong about a bigger October surprise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 06:59 PM (WkPC9)
We've been predicting the point Dems are now at for years. Since the beginning of Trump's term in office, they have had absolutely zero self control. Someone complains about a classified phone call? IMPEACH HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!" Every last little thing they could come up with was shrieked on the front page of the WaPo and the NYT within 24 hours of someone making it up. They literally have nowhere left to go that they haven't already tried, several times! Remember how Taxes wee going to be so killer? Yep, that was big alright. How about Trump Secretly Hates the Military? Been there, done that. Ben Sasse - Trump says Mean Things about Evangelicals behind closed doors! Oh for shame Sasse, that's just pathetic.
And here they are desperately needing something, anything to throw at Trump, and all they've got left is a story about milkshakes. SAD!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM (/VkaT)
I should be crossed off twice there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (uE7dJ)
The Most Damaging And Most Delicious 'October Surprise' Ever
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (WkPC9)
They've reached a place of idiocy, where there no longer has to be an "idea" behind a "story." Except Orange Man Bad, of course.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (dOV9E)
I will not have it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM
I hear Australia is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Christopher Wray, G-Man Extraordinaire at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (3aLWR)
It's funny. Remember a few days ago you mentioned the Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose?
Yesterday morning I woke up with this song on my mind, although I haven't heard it in years, and I never knew who performed it. Turns out it was them.
https://youtu.be/mfYkhQblYjY
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:02 P
mmm. Love that song.
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
You have to try my malts... they are to DIE for! Ha ha ha!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (dNzKv)
And then it was the Taco Bowls.
Make no mistake. Putin put him up to it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (BJAwB)
----------------
Well, I suggest us laughing at this idiocy means we're much closer to Joe and Jane Sixpack than the average leftist, because Joe and Jane would find this story to be ridiculous also.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Fat Bitch at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 20, 2020 07:06 PM (G12r1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Menack at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (KnJdm)
John Candy in Blues Brothers:
"Orange whip? Orange whip? FOUR ORANGE WHIPS!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (BJAwB)
Posted by: Miklos Solzhenitsyn at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)
It was the taxes and the Melania book.
They didn't work. At all.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:03 PM
Cilantro and malt, sous vide.
I think you've just inspired CBD's next Food Thread.
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (DMUuz)
Tris guy is worse than HITLER!!!!!!
P.S. This sounds like the left is double super secret winning the election.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (5p7BC)
---
Lie_Ticker++
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: John Cocktoastin at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (I9tF7)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us! at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (Bxk+Y)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: RKae at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (d4Tjp)
EXTREME DATELINE KEITH MORRISON VOICE:
It started with just a few chocolate malts in the mayor's office in Pine Knob.
And then came the bodies...
==
LOL!
I'll be hearing an earworm in the form of Keith Morrison's voice the rest of the evening.Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (sa7+t)
Uncle Rapey drinks malt liquor. Always has a 40 in his briefcase.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM (dNzKv)
Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAAAAAAMMNN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNMp4d9zCUc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (BJAwB)
The trolls have abandoned us, so I guess they've got to earn their $9.49/ hour somewhere.
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
Send over the little girls.
Posted by: Sloe Fingers Biden at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
---
I'm not religious, but if you think about it, Judeo-Christian strictures (apart from the mystical ones) are essentially guides on how to live a good life in a stable society.
1. Don't murder
2. Don't steal
3. Don't commit adultery
4. Don't queer off
5. Don't bear false witness
6. Don't covet others' stuff, including wife
7. Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM (YqDXo)
---
There is also the principle of putting first things first: "I am the Lord your God, have no other gods before me."
There is also the principle of coming to grips with the fallible human choices made by your parents so that you may adjust to life as lived and live a long life: Honor your Mother and your Father.
There is also of not putting emphasis on the *image* of something: Make no graven images. (Learn to tell images from actualities).
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 06:55 PM (3aLWR)
Yes
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hGohp)
Inaccurate use of "seepage."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 06:58 PM
I think "explosion" fits better.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:05 PM (qe5CM)
Dear Rep. Nadler,
Thank you for participating in our recent "Depends Ultimate" quality test. Your input has been invaluable, however we regret to inform you that testing has been put on hold due to some biohazard-related issues we are currently working through.
Thank you for your understanding.
Posted by: Depends Quality Control at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Miklosian Strategery at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)
Do I have to explain this?
Posted by: Baron Mikel Scicuna at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (KnJdm)
McDonalds.
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
I am pleased to inform you that, for the sake of accuracy in reporting, I am considering posting my interview with Lesley Stahl of 60 Minutes, PRIOR TO AIRTIME! This will be done so that everybody can get a glimpse of what a FAKE and BIASED interview is all about...
...Everyone should compare this terrible Electoral Intrusion with the recent interviews of Sleepy Joe Biden!
@realDonaldTrump
Lesley Stahl of 60 Minutes not wearing a mask in the White House after her interview with me. Much more to come
https://tinyurl.com/y46uakx2
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (cF8AT)
Whoppers
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (g5Oh1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (sa7+t)
Yesterday morning I woke up with this song on my mind, although I haven't heard it in years, and I never knew who performed it. Turns out it was them.
https://youtu.be/mfYkhQblYjY
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:02 PM
qdpsteve- I think we have the same record collection. That song is one of my all-time favorites. And don't get me started on Tavares.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Adam Shitff at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)
It a fountain of Malted Shakes.
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (t4ara)
Posted by: Paolo, the Eyetalian Spanish Bull at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (O6/GO)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Paladin at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (3YWub)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: pep at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (v16oJ)
There were so many great R&B groups of the 1970s that unfortunately more or less vanished after that decade.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:08 PM (KnJdm)
McDonalds.
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Those weren't malts. Those were chemicals.
You know who else served chemicals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (guGkK)
---
Lie_Ticker++
MaltWATCH!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Miklosian Recollections at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (Eicbe)
They hammered the taxes for 4 years and came up with $750. They impeached him. What is left?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (eNb5o)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Watergate happened in a Hotel.
It had a Coffee Shop, which sold... Malteds.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: wth at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Karen at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (haWye)
Yeah, I'm 'thrifty'. Tightwad. Chintzy. Cheapskate.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (Z4rgH)
Send over the little girls.
Posted by: Sloe Fingers Biden
Whoppers. Also Ovaltine.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (WhLD5)
Also, what the hell kind of horrible lives have these people led that they've never met someone who was proud of his stuff and wanted to show it off, even if the stuff was stupid?
Trump was being *nice*. I can comprehend how people in DC would not understand that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)
Cause this only helps him. Offering malts to beltway bandits. It's like when they were laughing at him showing up at state fairs with his personal helicopter in 2016, and gave kids free rides.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Vincent Vega at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (O6/GO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Trump's actions are positively Hitlerian.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (Hb0o4)
Posted by: Charles The Malted Martel at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)
He made his Marine guard make the malts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (dNzKv)
OCTOBER SURPRISE!!!!
Trump's malt had two scoops of malted milk powder.
Everyone's else got only one scoop!
Impeach. Him. Now!!!!111!!11!!!1@1112!!221!111!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Miklos Solzhenitsyn at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Mia Maltkova???
Tasty...
Posted by: Pron Hub Aficionado at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 20, 2020 07:13 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Sloe Fingers Biden at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (WkPC9)
Cause this only helps him. Offering malts to beltway bandits. It's like when they were laughing at him showing up at state fairs with his personal helicopter in 2016, and gave kids free rides.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (3tPHY)
What??? That tweet was real??? Sheeeiittt.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: LASue
------------------
Where ARE the poll trolls?
Hell, I could be trolling with Silver's predictions and get some traction on it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I always get them mixed up with these guys (among others):
https://tinyurl.com/y2w5bp77
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2020 07:04 PM (BJAwB)
==
I will admit I thoroughly enjoy knowing they're filling their stomachs with acid and bile over something like this. Not very gracious of me, I know...
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (uEbPt)
The worst part is how we all miss the real point of this fake news story: The CIA is total garbage. Godamm bunch of gossip girls and malcontents.
No wonder China spread their latest virus all over the entire world before the CIA and the rest of our vaunted "intel community" noticed or cared.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (KWbVO)
Don't have time to get a flaming skull bandana ....
(I may regret this next sentence.)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rv3LJ)
Posted by: Emmie at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ha at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (+jNil)
And perhaps there were malts in the background.
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Karl Malten at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (sa7+t)
________________________
We can confirm this.
The right to bear malteds emanates from the penumbras formed by the Good & Plenty clauses and the Due Process clause of the 14th Amendment, with additional support being found in the General Welfare clause (because how good would your welfare generally be if you couldn't slurp down a delicious creamy chocolate drink occasionally)?
Posted by: SCOTUS Justices ACB, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kav at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Seinfeld at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (3H9h1)
Toobin is stealing a regular's name!
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (JL5zC)
Stahl was really hawt once upon a time. Like, the Middle Ages. People should age with dignity.
Posted by: pep at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Seems legit at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (jUVms)
And I still can't get over "Multiple sources familiar with the president's thinking say..."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: USNtakim at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (uEbPt)
AG Barleycorn must die
Posted by: Stevie Winwood at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Contactless Endless Taco Bar at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bull Work at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM
'Tis true.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (uE7dJ)
Cause this only helps him. Offering malts to beltway bandits. It's like when they were laughing at him showing up at state fairs with his personal helicopter in 2016, and gave kids free rides.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (3tPHY)
That was so awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: setnaffa at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (eaJqd)
Posted by: RGB at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: REEE Women at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Izzlo)
Don't have time to get a flaming skull bandana ....
(I may regret this next sentence.)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rv3LJ)
Hmmm.
Need some more information.
1. Are you allowed to bring in pudding?
2. Do you look at all like a Humpbot?
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Given no other evidence, you can always tell a leftist buy the anger in their little, black hearts.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Pqytn)
I'll hang up and listen. Thanks
Posted by: AltonJackson
----------------
James is in good shape, if we get the election day turnout that we expect he should win.
If Trump wins Michigan, James will win too. They are tracking identically in the polls from the same demographics.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: That Bass at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: ... at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (3H9h1)
Trump supporters were yelling Sieg Malt ! Seig Malt ! at Wisconsin rally !!
-BREAKING NEWS ...CNN
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)
There were so many great R&B groups of the 1970s that unfortunately more or less vanished after that decade.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:10 PM
I blame rap and hip-hop.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (HaL55)
I was wondering if all this crap is because of Tariffs.
Remember the Tariffs? The Tariffs that were supposed to kill our economy?
Those Tariffs pissed off a lot of Swamp Creatures, I think. And they went to war over it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (la+Tj)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rv3LJ)
Bring a longbow.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:18 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: ZooomZooom at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (NQrJJ)
Hey, it would work with me. I love malts.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (HabA/)
Check out Numero Group for some really great and really obscure stuff from that era.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (JL5zC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)
==
Gastonia! I wish I could be there as we're really not that far.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)
Well, on Saturday the Bulldogs lost and on Sunday the Braves lost. Which is good, right? A deal's a deal?
So, does anyone know where I can find paraphernalia for the New York Yankees, the Crimson Tide, and whatever team Steve Spurrier is coaching?
Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (KNFU5)
Posted by: Rachel Madone at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
(I may regret this next sentence.)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM
You don't already have a "front toward enemy" face mask?
I am disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (HabA/)
on my doorstep. Trying to decide how to best represent the horde,
unfortunately I don't think they'll let me in with NO PANTS.
Don't have time to get a flaming skull bandana ....
(I may regret this next sentence.)
Any ideas?
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rv3LJ)
Hmmm.
Need some more information.
1. Are you allowed to bring in pudding?
2. Do you look at all like a Humpbot?
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
===================================Make a sign with something like "Donny Two Scoops 2020!" It might get you a back-of-podium seat. Maybe not, though.
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (ZvuEr)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (OjZpE)
That was so awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Kid: Mr. Trump, are you Bat Man?
Trump: I AM Bat Man.
https://youtu.be/GQsjBLPBB8M
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Vincent Vega at October 20, 2020 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)
*golf clap*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: The tinker at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:15 PM (rv3LJ)
---
Ace of Spades t-shirt/mask, assless chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)
-------------
Yes, I can see who ordinary manners would confuse and upset a certain segment of the population.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (WEBkv)
Tommy probably thinks this is the stupidest story of the year. That's how dumb it is.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: SMH at October 20, 2020 07:20 PM (i5v5M)
Malteds? Floats? or milk shakes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM
Cabinets. Don't get much whiter than that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (rBtIz)
1. Are you allowed to bring in pudding?
2. Do you look at all like a Humpbot?
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
===================
Hmm. I could hold up pudding cups with halloween skulls with candles in them like a rock concert. This might be doable.
But I don't think I can pull off humpbot.
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (rv3LJ)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (evgyj)
I said, "Oh, really? Seems the president got treatments."
'"Well, sure the president can get treatment..." implying no one else can.
I said, "oh, he's also making it free to people. he said people should get the same treatment he did. But I bet you didn't know about that, huh? I wonder why..."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: nip at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Lorien1973 at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (sa7+t)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:11 PM (eNb5o)
~~~~~
I thought you lived in Montana.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (sGotD)
James is in good shape, if we get the election day turnout that we expect he should win.
If Trump wins Michigan, James will win too. They are tracking identically in the polls from the same demographics.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 20, 2020 07:17 PM
thanks, Dave, that's good to hear
Gary Peters (who?), who only has something like 14% name recognition in the state should be an easy seat to pick up
then again, James makes fewer public appearances than joe biden...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (WhLD5)
Posted by: YEMX at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (r+ov6)
________________
She'll only do that after she has made all the gays get divorced and made all the pregnant women perform their own abortions with rusty coat hangers, in a back alley.
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Lorien1973 at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)
This is an existential Constitutional crisis for America.
Posted by: Adam Shitfit at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Seems legit at October 20, 2020 07:16 PM (jUVms)
Right?
I can't believe we are so wrought up over the Bidens' crimes, when Trump ordered ice cream malts at a meeting.
What's wrong with us?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (TdMsT)
To be fair, my oldest daughter despises Whoppers candy.
I love those things, but then, I've always had fascist tendencies.
Posted by: pep at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (v16oJ)
Did these fooking ponces actually think for half a nano second that this would do anything other than fail, and fail spectacularly?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:07 PM (/VkaT)
*grimaces, forcing back tears in a manful fashion* I cannot be any other than I am Madam, come what may.
*gazes off into middle distance*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: vbmoneyspender at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (mej0r)
Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (KNFU5)
I told God in 2016 that I would trade an Indians World Series win for a Trump victory.
I regret nothing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
That won't be necessary.
Posted by: The Popeil Mr. Home Abortionist at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
And grits.
With a few sausage biscuits.
And gravy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (Rvt88)
get divorced and made all the pregnant women perform their own abortions
with rusty coat hangers, in a back alley.
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
While wearing Handmaiden's Tale costumes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: RASPUTIN'S STASH at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (BiA1o)
https://youtu.be/1L3dYN4b9pI
Jack Chop!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (rBtIz)
Well, the Pack lost on Sunday. And so did the Bucks in the playoffs (big whoop).
I don't have to make bargains with God to make the Brewers lose. They're good at doing that on their own.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM (uE7dJ)
=====
Recently voted most deplorable county in NC. *preeens*
I used to walk to the airport as a kid from where I live now, I can almost see it from my roof.
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (rv3LJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker
mmmm... malts!
at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (yRiVv)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 20, 2020 07:21 PM (iydjf)
---
No one tells me anything!
Posted by: The Media at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (guGkK)
The "malted" milkshake was not cold enough nor the proper consistency.
Guard talking to Warden...
Pelosi is bitching about the Ex-Lax again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (3H9h1)
Trying to decide how to best represent the horde, unfortunately I don't
think they'll let me in with NO PANTS.
===
Assless Chaps for the WIN
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The Popeil Mr. Home Abortionist
I've heard that Jeffrey Toobin is a big fan of the Pocket Fisherman.
Posted by: pep at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (/VkaT)
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
That won't be necessary.
Posted by: The Popeil Mr. Home Abortionist at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (guGkK)
All you need is a Flowbee and a ShopVac.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (KWbVO)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (VcFUs)
You said "think". There's yer problem.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: YEMX at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (r+ov6)
That's not why. The REMFs dont do PT or deploy to the field, or rifle ranges, or gas chambers, or 12 mile road marches, or deploy out of the fob.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: The Count at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: vbmoneyspender at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (mej0r)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (pw+jk)
Metrosexuals All sent to the Lubyanka Tomorrow
He would have got away with it, too, if it weren't for the brave firefighters of the press.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: The Popeil Mr. Home Abortionist
I've heard that Jeffrey Toobin is a big fan of the Pocket Fisherman.
Posted by: pep at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (v16oJ)
Trollin' with the BIG 'BATE...
Posted by: Zombie Ted Williams at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (BgMrQ)
I just heard ACB will exhume James Byrd and Matthew Sheppard and have them dragged, again.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (/VkaT)
Which has neither egg nor cream in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
==
Gastonia! I wish I could be there as we're really not that far.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM
The thought crossed my mind last night that I should drive over from Raleigh. Did you need a ticket?
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:23 PM (VcFUs)
You said "think". There's yer problem.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (AiZBA)
---
Yup, jobs American (liberal)s won't do.
Like reporting.
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (Eicbe)
Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose?
Posted by: qdpsteve
I always get them mixed up with these guys (among others):
https://tinyurl.com/y2w5bp77
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 20, 2020 07:14 PM (YqED9)
You probably will like this, too.
https://tinyurl.com/y6ls5omu
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (WhLD5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (cI3Q7)
I do. Which is why I would prefer something I simply can't get.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (D0uHv)
Here, have a malt, and calm down about the interagency consensus Vindman you pompous f*ck.
Posted by: motionview at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (pYQR/)
Thanks Mr. President!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (hVbLi)
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (e7vCJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (l6b3d)
Eat one of those malted milk balls. After you're done throwing up, you'll never forget that flavor.
Possibly I have a prejudice against malt.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (5LFjM)
Lets him get his funky groove down, I guess. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
==
Moonbeam, I got a text from the campaign about the Gastonia rally and a link to get free tickets. If I knew how, I could send you the link.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (uE7dJ)
The Democrats always need a Corpse, a Lie, or a Hoax to rally around. And when they don't have any of those, they resort to Violence.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (KKvzG)
Have the journalists in this country lost their minds?
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:22 PM (k4dH2)
That won't be necessary.
Posted by: The Popeil Mr. Home Abortionist
__________________
"It slices, it dices . . . . . Insert it carefully, ladies."
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: steve walsh at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (HgKke)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (l6b3d)
Now I crave malt.
Ace is asshoe
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (oAY8z)
Hot take- the kids that came back to campus are probably not all that fearful of the 'Rona and more vote Trump...
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (xU7mE)
Posted by: motionview at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (pYQR/)
___________
484 Lt. Colonel Bearclaw hardest hit.
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM (e7vCJ)
____________
CREEPY HORDE MIND FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (e7vCJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Z4rgH)
*pets cat on lap*
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (guGkK)
---
*wipes screen*
Posted by: SMH at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (i5v5M)
Today malts. What's next sundaes? The horror....the horror....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (KKvzG)
Banana Splits...
Wait, whut
Posted by: Winona at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (HCeRP)
===
That assumes that at some time they had minds.... spoiler alert, they didn't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: mpfs, I choose the light, I choose Trump! at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (79p/O)
*dammit *
*dammit *
*ouch!*
*help*
Posted by: Homer Simpson...official Duff beer spokesman at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (JuGfA)
Posted by: IC at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:24 PM (l6b3d)
It's possible. I remember in my food tasting classes the instructor mentioned that something like 30% of the population are 'Bitter Blind', meaning they do not get the same bitter response as everyone else. I wondered that beer must taste wonderful to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (cI3Q7)
Now had Trump told them to eat Haagen Daaz, this would be the real scandal.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Either Dipping Slappy and Happy in Pudding or Moving to Greenland at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (OTzUX)
Don't you see what a National Crisis this is???
Don't you? DON"T YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: stumck at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (WFMLs)
Good idea, but he should also post a version that's edited in 60 Minutes style, to make Stahl look as bad as possible.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Framboise at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (4Jold)
RACIST!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Either Dipping Slappy and Happy in Pudding or Moving to Greenland at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)
*pets cat on lap*
Posted by: Joe Biden at Octobe
Dad, you're messing up my hair! - h biden
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (Pqytn)
he's quietly enjoying a delicious chocolate malt
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (iTXRQ)
For a moment I thought Limbaugh died, BaderMeinhoff came back to life or Hillary and Obama were arrested.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (/VkaT)
~~~~~
Willow--
If it's not available locally, you can get Fox's U-Bet Syrup online. Then just buy some seltzer and milk and you're all set.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: God of Israel Erratta at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: IC at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (a0IVu)
Implanting earphones can be tricky.
Posted by: motionview at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (OTzUX)
Malt is good for the GAINZZZZ too!
Posted by: browndog at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Eat one of those malted milk balls. After you're done throwing up, you'll never forget that flavor.
Possibly I have a prejudice against malt.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (dOV9E)
laughing out loud
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jorge Santana at October 20, 2020 07:31 PM (YdEcD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:25 PM (uE7dJ)
=====
We'll be in walking distance around 1, eat lunch and hang out with some friends, and get in line before it gets too long. They're doing a bit of a carnival setup based on what we saw driving by today so looks like quite a few food and drink vendors there.
They're doing most of the parking @ Martha River's park about 2 miles down the road and supposed to be setting up transportation back to the airport.
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (rv3LJ)
Dad, you're messing up my hair! - h biden
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:30 PM (4Jold)
"Listen meth-teeth. I'm not saying your hair won't get mussed. But 20-30 years max in Leavenworth. Depending on the breaks."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (OTzUX)
We have surpassed Toobin territory.
Posted by: tbodie at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (UWStq)
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (KnJdm)
I believe Winston Churchill and FDR had a Malted Conference in 1945.
Posted by: stumck at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (WFMLs)
MK Ultra was nothing.
Next you'll be telling me he wanted them to try the waffle cones! Dear Jeebus, is there anything this monster won't do?!?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jeff sans culottes Toobin at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (EVqSr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (uE7dJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at Octobe
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (4Jold)
Six Toobins tubin'
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
__________
Five golden showers ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (e7vCJ)
Shoe Leather Biden: You see...look...look...look...this is why...look...Trump having malts at this meeting is wrong. As president you should have...go...you know....you know...the thing....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (KKvzG)
_______________
His aides are trying to craft a 3-sentence explanation for why nobody should believe the Hunter e-mail story, and they need the 3 days to teach the 3 sentences to Joe.
Posted by: SCOTUS at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Either Dipping Slappy and Happy in Pudding or Moving to Greenland at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Fuckball Z at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (vDy7B)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Malt shop jocky:Hey pal here's a creamy delicious chocolate shake.
Me: Oh, that's friggen awsome! ...
Malt shop jocky: No wait. Before I give this to you I'm going to dump this box of cereal into and hit blend. ... Almost done ... Ok here you go
Me: oh, thanks, ...
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (dNzKv)
Oh please Amy, please don't make me drink that chocolate malt.
Posted by: Brer DR.WTF at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (4Jold)
We have surpassed Toobin territory."
Pro tip: Never, ever drink a malt offered to you by Jeffrey Toobin.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (HaL55)
490 comments in 38 minutes on the subject of chocolate malts.
We have surpassed Toobin territory.
TBF, dick jokes are a dime a dozen. Malts are so far off the grid that it's a fun problem to work.
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (FPur3)
I believe Winston Churchill and FDR had a Malted Conference in 1945.
Posted by: stumck at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (WFMLs)
Well played.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (dOV9E)
I love that Carnation stuff too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (la+Tj)
??????
Granted I'm no expert or connoisseur, I just like milk shakes, but ..... WTF would be different about a "milk shake" blade for a blender.
Ice cream, milk, powder go in. You blend the f**k out of it. Serve and enjoy.
What am I missing here? (apart from the desire to up-sell consumers on a truly pointless accessory)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (OTzUX)
-Trump 2021
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (cI3Q7)
"Ben Dover & Jerry Mander!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (ZvuEr)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (4Jold)
Six Toobins tubin'
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
__________
Five golden showers ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (e7vCJ)
And Hillary is not President!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (EgshT)
The Malted Falcon...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (s2VJv)
Lactose intolerance is a devastating gastrointestinal disorder which can be life threatening to those afflicted, yet you INSISTED that everyone in a TOP SECRET intelligence meeting drink a malted milkshake. Why didn't you consider the repercussions if one of the attendees was lactose intolerant???
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Oprah Maltfrey at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (ufFY8)
489 Seven skulls a flamin'
Six Toobins tubin'
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
__________
Five golden showers ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (e7vCJ)
FOUR . . . MORE . . . YEARS!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (XpDOS)
Just took a look at Drudge which I haven't done for months. It's TDS, Biden is going to win, and Kung Flu panic all the way.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (mOB81)
(consider the source)
Posted by: nip at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (cpS4u)
If ACB gets on the court, everyone will be FORCED to drink malts!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (dNzKv)
Oh please Amy, please don't make me drink that chocolate malt.
If she mixes it like they roll cigars, I'll be in heaven.
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (XdJb+)
I had a rough childhood. I can relate to those poor CIA Officers. The Horror, the Horror.
Posted by: Mickey M at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (+85BH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (lg/F7)
We have surpassed Toobin territory.
Posted by: tbodie at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (UWStq)
----------------------------------
Speaking of Toobin, has Masturbatin' Pete weighed in yet?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (CAJOC)
==
They are keeping him sedated in an oxygen chamber.
Posted by: runner at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (s2VJv)
Ben Dover is from a different dept.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (XpDOS)
---
DIE HERETIC!
Posted by: The Church of Malt at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)
Malteds? Fucking Trump. The guy's from Queens and he doesn't make them drink egg creams?!
Fuck it. I'm voting for Goofy Joey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (EgshT)
If ACB gets on the court, everyone will be FORCED to drink malts!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (dNzKv)
Oh please Amy, please don't make me drink that chocolate malt.
If she mixes it like they roll cigars, I'll be in heaven.
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (FPur3)
On the plump thighs of Cuban women?
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)
I can just picture that little turdball Strozk getting a milkshake from Trump and sneering and then turning to his asshole buddies and making fun of it.
These highschool assholes are too much.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (45uKF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (4Jold)
489 Seven skulls a flamin'
Six Toobins tubin'
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)
__________
Five golden showers ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2020 07:33 PM (e7vCJ)
FOUR . . . MORE . . . YEARS!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)
Three Court Appointments
Two AG's
And stilll nooo Hill lar rheeee!
Posted by: browndog at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (BgMrQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6ls5omu
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:26 PM
Great selection! If I knew how to make a tinyurl, I would post "Don't Take Away the Music" or "Heaven Must be Missing an Angel" by Tavares.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (qe5CM)
Tofu ice cream and almond milk is where it's at. And, since vanilla is the MURDER OF AN INOCCENT ORCHID we have vanilin instead.
If it ain't from a beaver's ass, it ain't a tofu and almond milk shake flavored substitute.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (XdJb+)
"Pat Robertson prophesies that PDT will win re-election, then the end times will begin"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
FOUR . . . MORE . . . YEARS!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM (KnJdm)
Three Justices!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (ZvuEr)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (OjZpE)
That's no malt!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (EgshT)
---
You wouldn't trust the cream...
So your probably would never trust the brown liquid underneath!
Posted by: Axeman at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (Eicbe)
Governors: You can't have any more Trump rallies!
Trump: Then I will have them at airports, which you don't control, and my crowds will watch Air Force One or Marine One pull up, and my rallies will be greater than ever.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
I had a rough childhood. I can relate to those poor CIA Officers. The Horror, the Horror.
Posted by: Mickey M at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (+85BH)
"Were they forced to drink it in the Comfy Chair?"
- - The Spanish Inquisition and Sweet Shoppe
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (s2VJv)
@CWBChicago
BREAKING: The man who suspended himself from the side of Trump Tower in a 14-hour standoff with
@Chicago_Police
SWAT negotiators just escaped from a private ambulance, saying he has a mission to complete.
#Chicago
4:20 PM · Oct 20, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (XpDOS)
------------------------------
B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-
D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-
O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Either Dipping Slappy and Happy in Pudding or Moving to Greenland
-------------
The Prescott AZ rally almost was exactly that. Population 48K, at least 10K at the rally.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 20, 2020 07:37 PM (5p7BC)
BOOM:
Rudy Giuliani just told Greg Kelly that there are pictures of Hunter Biden walking around naked with a 14 year old girl.
Hunter sent a text admitting this to his father, Joe Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (3WVRx)
You just reminded me of hitlery clinton and her bottle of salsa in her "purse."
Demented Joe Biden's "bottle of salsa" moment was pretending to like the Despacito song on his iphone.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (la+Tj)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Qc+Wp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:34 PM
Better than the Blue Falcon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (rBtIz)
I never even glance at those places in the store, so I've lost track of what brands are still around. Those are classics.
The little malt cups, with the little wooden spoons, I remember those. Not great, but as a kid, at the beach or after the pool, whatever, you wolf them down.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (l6b3d)
No sous vide were hurt in the making of this comment.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Rvt88)
If she mixes it like they roll cigars, I'll be in heaven.
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (FPur3)
On the plump thighs of Cuban women?
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)
No. With love.
see: https://www.adforum.com/creative-work/ad/player/31755/rolled/independence-cigars
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: starboardhelm at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (yy4fX)
Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (XdJb+)
BOOM:
Rudy Giuliani just told Greg Kelly that there are pictures of Hunter Biden walking around naked with a 14 year old girl.
Hunter sent a text admitting this to his father, Joe Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)
We're gonna need more skulls...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (s2VJv)
BOOM:
Rudy Giuliani just told Greg Kelly that there are pictures of Hunter Biden walking around naked with a 14 year old girl.
Hunter sent a text admitting this to his father, Joe Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)
WUT????
Posted by: browndog at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum Being Tiresome at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (YwPJG)
THIS MAN IS WORSE THAN HITLER RUNNING A MEXICAN RESTAURANT WITH NO TAKE-OUT
Posted by: some guy out west at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (XpDOS)
Dude #1: You got an egg?
Dude #2: Nope.
Dude #1: You got any cream?
Dude #2: Nope.
Dude #1: Perfect!
Posted by: Overheard somewhere long ago at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Today malts. What's next sundaes? The horror....the horror....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM (KKvzG)
Banana Splits...
Wait, whut
Posted by: Winona at October 20, 2020 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)
But of course...
https://tinyurl.com/zownqgc
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (la+Tj)
Yeah, but Biden's was better, because of the lyrics to Despacito.
"I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears
So that you remember when you're not with me"
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (rBtIz)
Certainly as recently reimagined in Scoob!
Posted by: Lactose intolerant voters at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (Ojki1)
BOOM:
Rudy Giuliani just told Greg Kelly that there are pictures of Hunter Biden walking around naked with a 14 year old girl.
Hunter sent a text admitting this to his father, Joe Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (cF8AT)
We're gonna need more skulls...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (s2VJv
If Joe knew that Hunter was breaking the law and did nothing...
Whoopsie
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Shep! at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM (3WVRx)
-------------------------------
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my skulls fa-laming!
- H.Simpson
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (CAJOC)
Mmmm
Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 20, 2020 07:40 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:28 PM
I'm on the fence about it. I'll look online for information at the campaign website. Who knows, I might have also gotten a text. I get a couple a day from them!
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2020 07:32 PM (uE7dJ)
Shit. My secret weapon. I use that stuff as a substitute for sugar in cookie recipes. Measure for measure.
I have won bake-off awards with this one simple trick....
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: mrp at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: f'd at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (3WVRx)
https://tinyurl.com/zownqgc
Posted by: LASue at October 20, 2020 07:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
***well played State Farm, well played***
Posted by: browndog at October 20, 2020 07:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Horror.
Horror has a face and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.
Posted by: Marlin Brando at October 20, 2020 07:42 PM (uWF4x)
Dang, this is making me want to go to the store and get the powder, and ice cream.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2020 07:42 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 20, 2020 07:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: fringe at October 20, 2020 07:35 PM (FPur3)
On the plump thighs of Cuban women?
Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)
The Cubans don't have plump thighs. Now, about those Dominicans...
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2020 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at October 20, 2020 07:19 PM
From what I've heard, bluebell is The Horde's best-known
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2020 07:43 PM (DMUuz)
I have to say, my gut says it's true. I can easily imagine if I worked for this guy, him offering me a milkshake. He's nice like that. But I don't like milk or sugar, so I'd probably say "Nah, I'm solid, but thanks, Mr. President."
And then, I could also easily imagine him, ebulliently insistent, with just a hint of mania, demanding that I try them, because they're the best here. Yuge. Luxurious, even.
And then I'd try it. Because I don't exactly hate milk or sugar, either, and hey - he's the boss and he wants me to try the fuckin' milkshake. How is this a scandal? Because 20 minutes of waiting on these crime-shakes. and then drinking the crime-shakes, elapsed before a bunch of unqualified, crapulent nepots lied to the President about a bunch of shit?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2020 07:44 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Natasha at October 20, 2020 07:45 PM (hbrUW)
Posted by: dartist at October 20, 2020 07:45 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 20, 2020 07:45 PM (Vo8YG)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 20, 2020 07:46 PM (45uKF)
BOOM:
Rudy Giuliani just told Greg Kelly that there are pictures of Hunter Biden walking around naked with a 14 year old girl.
Hunter sent a text admitting this to his father, Joe Biden.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2020 07:38 PM
I think we all knew there was going to be something of this nature.
Posted by: Moonbeam at October 20, 2020 07:49 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: SHCon at October 20, 2020 07:51 PM (YHO3r)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 20, 2020 07:52 PM (WVSR6)
She gestured at the drink in her hand, and said, "You have got to try this!"
That was okay. But Donald Trump saying, "You have to try this"? Well, that's obviously white supremacy!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 20, 2020 07:56 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 20, 2020 07:57 PM (rFkTI)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 20, 2020 07:59 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 20, 2020 08:00 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 20, 2020 08:04 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Gilded at October 20, 2020 08:05 PM (BRkq2)
It's not entirely about what I like; it's also about schmoozing and forming that personal connection with the boss.
I also don't hate sweets; they're just not a priority for me. I prefer savory foods. I eat sweets from time to time, and sometimes I even enjoy them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 20, 2020 08:08 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Either Dipping Slappy and Happy in Pudding or Moving to Greenland
* unseriously takes ammo inventory...again*
Posted by: Homer Simpson...official Duff beer spokesman at October 20, 2020 08:16 PM (JuGfA)
----
Only if malted vanilla shakes.
Posted by: Undocumented at October 20, 2020 08:20 PM (Y08Vx)
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 20, 2020 08:25 PM (+YZe8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 20, 2020 08:37 PM (H3MF8)
If you wonder why malt -- it's for the extra vitamins and calories, back when a lot of kids and adults were undernourished. Just like if you go to a South Korean restaurant, they'll put nuts and berries and stuff on top of your tea, for extra nourishment.
Posted by: suburbanbanshee at October 20, 2020 09:44 PM (sF8WE)
Rollo the Janitor : Uh...
[takes out crumpled note]
Rollo the Janitor : Billy likes to drink soda, Miss Lippy's car is green...
Posted by: Rollo the Janitor at October 20, 2020 09:52 PM (y3Ax5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2020 10:06 PM (r6V4x)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 20, 2020 11:09 PM (7V02N)
Posted by: Swizle at October 21, 2020 07:03 AM (xL3/1)
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful at October 21, 2020 09:49 AM (6MoD2)
two weeks ago, wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com I cannot say everything he has done for me my wife
left me 3 years ago left with my kids I was going through online
when I meant this wonderful man's testimony online I decided to
give it a try and my wife is back to me now and we ar1e happily
married again cause is too much to put in writing all I can say is
thank you very much am very happy .and does alot of spell
including Love Spell
Death Spell
Money Spell
Power Spell
Success Spell
Sickness Spell
Pregnancy Spell
Marriage Spell
Job Spell
Protection Spell
Lottery Spell
Court Case Spell
Luck Spell etc. In case you need his help contact him on this email
address wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com he is a good man
thanks.whatsapp number +234813 648 2342
Posted by: Micheal Pan at October 22, 2020 09:27 AM (pKyEC)
It was definitely informative. Your website is very
helpful. Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: discuss at November 07, 2020 04:22 PM (pRcW+)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0718 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0253 seconds, 690 records returned.
Page size 269 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)