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Guitar Legend Eddie Van Halen Dies Of Cancer at Age 65

Hammer on.

His death was announced by his son, Wolf Van Halen, on Twitter.

"I can't believe I'm having to write this," the statement said, "but my father, Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, has lost his long and arduous battle with cancer this morning. He was the best father I could ever ask for. Every moment I've shared with him on and off stage was a gift."


Posted by: Ace at 03:53 PM




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1 Whoa!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at October 06, 2020 03:54 PM (yN+uL)

2 I think I saw them 3-4 times at the old Omni in Atlanta back in the 80's..

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at October 06, 2020 03:54 PM (yN+uL)

3 I'll go get the others...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (yN+uL)

4 Wow!!

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (SWbVS)

5 Shit!!!



Fcuk cancer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (snOKo)

6 Didn't even know he was ill. RIP EVH.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (L9P9s)

7 Well, that sucks.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (zM7jy)

8 Sad. A brilliant musician. Smoking kills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (kA3Cp)

9 Damn. RIP man.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 03:55 PM (Ojki1)

10 Saw them in Biloxi once in the '80s. Damn.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (OUMaO)

11 Damn, that sucks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (D/csL)

12 Dork cancer right in the squeakhole.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

13 Walk This Way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Debate Whines, Bellyaches, Wailings and More at The Outrage Outlet! at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (p+DZD)

14 My high school band did "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love." I worked my ass off to get it just right. We did "D.O.A." from VHII as well. RIP EVH!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (jbF6h)

15 So sad for his son. RIP, Eddie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

16 Just WOW!

I feel like we're in a free fall everywhere. Its disorienting and disturbing.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 06, 2020 03:56 PM (bj0yY)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Who's he going to vote for in four weeks?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (xPl2J)

19 I guess continuing to smoke after being diagnosed wasn't such a good idea.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Obligatory:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5h7v6cq

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (ZfRYq)

21 I was never a fan. RIP however.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (o2MD2)

22 The legends are dropping fast. Damn shame.

RIP Eddie.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (7ZQe3)

23 No way!
Might he still be alive now as Ace is posting this from the future?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (OjZpE)

24 I knew Eddie Van Halen was in bad health for a while.


Neil Pearts death was unexpected and a punch to the gut.


Both died from cancer.


FUCK CANCER!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (1I+VA)

25 And yet, Keith Richards lives on...

Posted by: weew at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (EaEMG)

26 Rock in Peace

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (nUhF0)

27 EVH is known for his guitar playing, but he did good on the Oberheim analog keys on the "1984" record too. "I'll Wait" is sooooo good because of that texture.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)

28 Damn I'll get my son to play Panama on the piano this evening. Strange kid loves that song for some reason.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (xYtIV)

29 I loved "Respect The Wind" from the movie Twister. Eddie and Alex were awesome in that song. It's so haunting.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (/Kt3K)

30 Found out in a meeting this morning that a woman in our church who has never touched a cigarette, has stage 4 lung cancer. That's what killed my non-smoking BFF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

31 I didn't know he divorced Valerie Bertinelli

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (3aI0K)

32 EVH was a MW man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (yQpMk)

33 Jump all you want now, Eddie. No more pain.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (bCLt0)

34 65!!??

**looks at drivers license**

Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (axyOa)

35 as the great man said, "There is no love in Korea."

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (PbpT7)

36 One time, Hot For Teacher came on the radio and my Dad pulled over because he thought he had a flat tire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (1ISKN)

37 Fuck

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (DO2mx)

38 Not my favorite band, but if their songs came on the radio, I didn't switch the channel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (E+OcO)

39 And yet RB..... nevermind

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (DO2mx)

40 Damn 2020. Try the front hole for once.

UNCLE!!!

Posted by: Texas T at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (U63Er)

41 First time I heard Eruption I said "Holy fucking shit!" I had never heard anything like it. I was 12.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (xPJvm)

42 There's no way we can hold hearings on Amy Coney Barret during this time of national tragedy.

Rip Edward Van Scissorhands

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (gAMkn)

43 Not a big fan of the band but he was a phenomenal player. RIP Eddie.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (MxeFh)

44 The whole Van Halen thing just passed me by, for some reason -- I have no recollection of ever hearing any of their songs. I know he's famous, but I guess I'm the wrong generation or wrong demographic or something. Anyway, RIP, just on general principles.

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (HEEq1)

45 RIP Eddie. Thanks for the awesome tunes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

46 The whole Van Halen thing just passed me by, for some reason - - I have no recollection of ever hearing any of their songs. I know he's famous, but I guess I'm the wrong generation or wrong demographic or something. Anyway, RIP, just on general principles.

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (HEEq1)

47 There goes Wolfgang's stint as a musician.

What, too soon?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (mNhhD)

48 Surely played my fair share of VH albums, hated when David Lee left and Van Halen became Van Hagar

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (OjZpE)

49 Thought he died several years ago. RIP. Does anyone have Valerie's phone number?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (3708H)

50 Ooof.

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (Y8DtA)

51 Van Halen was iconic, although I was partial, more so anyway, to AC/DC.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (bCLt0)

52 My condolences to the family. I saw them on their first big tour, opening for Black Sabbath (Sabbath was touring on Never Say Die!).

Posted by: $750 Worth of Zap Rowsdower at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (P/ALc)

53
I didn't know he divorced Valerie Bertinelli

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (3aI0K)


Yeah, and she's remarried. She has a fairly good cooking show on Food Network, and sometimes "Wolfie" as she calls her son is on. Big kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

54 No more Panama-ah-ha?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (B4z9r)

55 Just got a DM from a friend, FUCK CANCER

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (8B6Ng)

56 Weird thing, I was showing my kid some EVH videos last night, and how the hammer worked, and thought to myself that he was in bad shape a year ago, I wonder how he is today?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (kA3Cp)

57 Time travel.. Love Top Jimmy and Eruption - two of my fav VH songs.

BTW, CFP is reporting the DNI Ratliffe has declassified spygate docs where Easter Island's (aka Brennan's) handwritten notes implicate hiLIARy and Chocolate Messiah.

Remember when Donnie Two Scoops said, "we caught 'em all" Hehehehe

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (1F2V5)

58 There goes another chunk of my youth.
RIP EVH

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (0jZnq)

59 RIP Eddie. I was never a big fan of the band but he was definitely an amazing musician.

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (+v+zN)

60 Wish I wasn't blocked by YouTube. I'm betting the videos are good.

He was psychotic, but one talented sumbitch.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

61 RIP, absolute genius.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (OssQ4)

62 Hope he's not Running With the Devil, and God is jamming out to it instead.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (Ojki1)

63
That sucks. RIP EVH.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (pNxlR)

64 The legends are dropping fast. Damn shame.

RIP Eddie.
Posted by: Pete Seria




We're getting older. So are they.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (uyUBX)

65 Time machine acting up again? RIP to Eddie, of course.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (y7DUB)

66 Sad. Mrs. Dig and I were just talking about him.She knew that their son was named Wolfgang, or 'Wolfie'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

67 He was only 29 twice. So young. RIP EVH

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (8B6Ng)

68 "Does anyone have Valerie's phone number?"

She is remarried, and has a cooking show.

Had Wolfie on the show a while ago, she and spoke kindly of Eddie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (snOKo)

69 My aunt is dying from cancer right now. She's taking this experimental medicine which I believe is a vain hope but I guess you cling to anything.

Cancer is a horrible evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

70 >>>Love Top Jimmy

oh i haven't even thought of that song for 20 years.

I'll play it.

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (PbpT7)

71 Soros, Pelosi, Schumer, and Schiff continue to thrive.

Thanks, 2020.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

72 28
Damn I'll get my son to play Panama on the piano this evening. Strange kid loves that song for some reason.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2020 03:57 PM (xYtIV)


Listen closely and you'll hear it's Canada. One of the greatest pranks of all time.

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (l3+k2)

73 Jane other things can cause lung cancer, sad being a non smoker.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (OjZpE)

74 I can attribute some of my hearing loss/tinitus to Van Hallen.RIP to one of the guitar greats. Thanks for sharing your gift with us all these years.

Posted by: Margins at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (N39Ws)

75 Its kind of a you either liked the Hair Guitar bands in the 80's or you didn't. I did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

76 Well fuck.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (N3El/)

77 She read a book written about their former manager, and told me about the incredibly stupid shit they did early in their career (wrecking hotel rooms, etc.).

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (ufFY8)

78 OT Dan Bongino told Mark Levin yesterday that he had a cancerous lump on his neck. I hope he gets it taken care of successfully.

Posted by: Ronster at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (IFFdh)

79 A Man A Plan Canada

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

80 Valerie Bertinelli broke my heart when she hooked up with Eddie, but then I realized she cut off his pills and put them in a jar somewhere so I felt better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

81 Jeff Spicoli hardest hit!

Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

82 OK, a bizarre double-post. How the hell did that happen? I only hot the post button once. Apologies. Strange.

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (HEEq1)

83 When Van Halen first came on the scene, they blew everyone away. NOBODY in 1978 was playing the guitar like Eddie van Halen was playing it, I remember it was like touching a live wire just to hear it for the first time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

84 Van Halen was a huge part of my childhood. This one hurts. RIP, Eddie.

Posted by: Stitches at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (xgPR6)

85 D@mn

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

86 CFP is reporting the DNI Ratliffe has declassified spygate docs where Easter Island's (aka Brennan's) handwritten notes implicate hiLIARy and Chocolate Messiah.

Remember when Donnie Two Scoops said, "we caught 'em all" Hehehehe
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (1F2V5)

What's CFP? Or...link?

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (Y8DtA)

87 Van Halen's debut album was unquestionably a perfect album, probably one of a handful.


Right now as we speak he's in heaven chasing tone.


RIP EVH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (1I+VA)

88 They were fun and my high school/college memories include VH. A lot.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (jUVms)

89 71
Soros, Pelosi, Schumer, and Schiff continue to thrive.

Thanks, 2020.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

If 2020 was a cocktail, I'm convinced it would be colonoscopy prep.

Posted by: Margins at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (N39Ws)

90 Someone should ask Joe how he feels about Eddie's passing. This would be fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (3708H)

91
ho lee shit

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (X7Gam)

92 As said before, we're about to lose a lot of rock legends in the coming years. I have a mini LP of EVH and Brian May called the Star Fleet Project. Pretty cool little album of them jamming. Includes Phil Chen on bass, Alan Gratzer on drums and Fred Mandel on keys.

Posted by: InCali at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (9AFWN)

93 Arguably his most well-known solo is the one he did on Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (HrMC1)

94 "Does anyone have Valerie's phone number?"

She is also a lunatic lefty. Surprise.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (aW5/6)

95 64 The legends are dropping fast. Damn shame.

RIP Eddie.
Posted by: Pete Seria




We're getting older. So are they.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (uyUBX)

And they meant something. How many of today's era bands are going to cause people to feel something outside their core fans?

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

96 I remember it was like touching a live wire just to hear it for the first time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

Well said. Agreed.

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Y8DtA)

97 Valerie is still cute.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (D/csL)

98 "We're getting older. So are they."

No...Eddie and the Professor have both locked their ages in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (snOKo)

99
Jane other things can cause lung cancer, sad being a non smoker.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (OjZpE)


Heart disease and lung cancer are the two biggest killers of women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

100 82 OK, a bizarre double-post. How the hell did that happen? I only hot the post button once. Apologies. Strange.
Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (HEEq1)

uh oh you duplicated. Look behind you for Evil Zombie with a goatee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Kpl3J)

101 Also, I'm old.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (jUVms)

102 Another piece broken off from the soundtrack of my youth. RIP Eddie.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (+3rQF)

103 Found out in a meeting this morning that a woman in our church who has never touched a cigarette, has stage 4 lung cancer. That's what killed my non-smoking BFF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)


There's a very nasty gene that leads to lung cancer in non-smokers and, from what I understand, once the cancer hits, that's it.

Stupid beta meat sacks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (GbPPJ)

104 And these damn lockdowns are eliminating the opportunities to see these acts before they exit they stage, permanently.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (7ZQe3)

105 Jeff Spicoli hardest hit!
Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)


They ROCKED at my birthday party!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

106
Heart disease and lung cancer are the two biggest killers of women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

you left out Trump.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

107 If 2020 was a cocktail, I'm convinced it would be colonoscopy prep.
Posted by: Margins



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (uyUBX)

108 I can attribute some of my hearing loss/tinitus to Van Hallen.RIP to one of the guitar greats.


I blame the Doobie Brothers. At one concert (festival seating) I was squeezed over in front of the Marsha stack.

My clothes were moving by themselves during China Grove.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (yQpMk)

109 83 When Van Halen first came on the scene, they blew everyone away. NOBODY in 1978 was playing the guitar like Eddie van Halen was playing it, I remember it was like touching a live wire just to hear it for the first time.
--------------------
He was a standout slasher on guitar. Give him that. I was overseas most of the time when they were cooking. Kind of missed the whole thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (3708H)

110 83 When Van Halen first came on the scene, they blew everyone away. NOBODY in 1978 was playing the guitar like Eddie van Halen was playing it, I remember it was like touching a live wire just to hear it for the first time.

This. And suddenly, all of us young guitar players were tying our fingers in knots trying to do what he did!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (jbF6h)

111
I had this cat we had found as a kitten in an abandoned house. He used up about 12 of his allotted 9 lives and was 17 years old. All the younger cats kept falling over dead, yet he lived on.
Finally figured out he was sucking their souls out of their bodies.
This too, is the story of Keith Richards and Ozzie.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)

112 Whoa, a legend has passed. RIP and thanks for the music

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (zUdXR)

113 When Van Halen first came on the scene, they blew everyone away. NOBODY in 1978 was playing the guitar like Eddie van Halen was playing it

--

Rick Beato has a good video on YT about this. Essentially, all rock guitar is either Pre-EVH or post-EVH.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (kA3Cp)

114 Someone should ask Joe how he feels about Eddie's passing. This would be fun.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (3708H)


"Van Heflin died? Oh man, that's a shock. He was some piano player!"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (HrMC1)

115 The "no brown M&Ms" thing was put into their contracts to make sure the people at the venue read the entire thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (E+OcO)

116 2020, tired of gut punching us daily, has gone for the crotch kick.

RIP, Eddie.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (SchxB)

117 95 64 The legends are dropping fast. Damn shame.

RIP Eddie.
Posted by: Pete Seria




We're getting older. So are they.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (uyUBX)

And they meant something. How many of today's era bands are going to cause people to feel something outside their core fans?
Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Ojki1

what??? CARDI B will forever be held in high esteem for her intelligence, artistry in urban lyrics, and overall excellent citizenship.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who needs a drink at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (1+Jvs)

118 Drop Dead Legs was a personal favorite.

His dying wish was that Amy Coney Barret be confirmed for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (MNz1C)

119 When Van Halen first came on the scene, they blew everyone away. NOBODY in 1978 was playing the guitar like Eddie van Halen was playing it, I remember it was like touching a live wire just to hear it for the first time.

Yeah, was it the Us Festival or something where they hit the national page for the first time?

There were some pretty good acts on stage, then Van Halen swaggered up and blew the entie venue to pieces, leaving the flaming wreckage behind for the other acts to pathetically try to follow.

Eddie racked up Eruption and the entire crowd was completely stunned. Other than East LA clubgoers, nobody had ever heard anything like that before in their lives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

120 >>She is remarried, and has a cooking show.
Had Wolfie on the show a while ago, she and spoke kindly of Eddie


Wolfie's wife is adorable, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

121 86
CFP is reporting the DNI Ratliffe has declassified spygate docs where
Easter Island's (aka Brennan's) handwritten notes implicate hiLIARy and
Chocolate Messiah.



Remember when Donnie Two Scoops said, "we caught 'em all" Hehehehe

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 06, 2020 04:00 PM (1F2V5)



What's CFP? Or...link?

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (Y8DtA)

CFP == citizenfreepress dot com

It's a decent drudge replacement

Posted by: Margins at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (N39Ws)

122 Damn. EVH.

Who does today have? John Legend?

RIP.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (4k/Uz)

123 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

124 Shredder extraordinaire. RIP. EVH's cancer struggles were pretty well known. Neil Peart's diagnosis was kept well under wraps, being the private kind of person he was.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (nV60k)

125 -
--
Someone should ask Joe how he feels about Eddie's passing. This would be fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM

--------------

Asking Biden ANYTHING he hasn't been prepped for is a ticket to hilarity.

Posted by: irright at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (SchQD)

126 The whole Van Halen thing just passed me by, for some reason -- I have no recollection of ever hearing any of their songs. I know he's famous, but I guess I'm the wrong generation or wrong demographic or something. Anyway, RIP, just on general principles.
Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 03:59 PM (HEEq1)


The always hated classic crock stations were my inadvertent gateway into just how good he was since I was off being a jazz snob when Van Halen's early releases happened, one of the dumbest fucking things I ever did but I turned out ok.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

127 Cathedral is still one of his best instrumentals.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (k/TB6)

128 30 Found out in a meeting this morning that a woman in our church who has never touched a cigarette, has stage 4 lung cancer. That's what killed my non-smoking BFF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

___

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Walter White at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (22mNy)

129 Arguably his most well-known solo is the one he did on Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

Imagine being Quincy Jones in 1982 where you can just casually call EVH and Steve Lukather to come and play on "Thriller".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (ZGrMX)

130 The "no brown MMs" thing was put into their contracts to make sure the people at the venue read the entire thing.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM

---

I have read multiple sources that claim that was an urban legend.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

131 @92 InCali-Not many people know of that Star Fleet Project. I had it on vinyl. I just remember the jam on the last song of the record where you could hear Eddie break a string and kept jamming.

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (0jZnq)

132 RIP

Unfortunately, you can bet he will be entered into the state and federal registries as another covid death.

Posted by: caddre at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (9Aon7)

133 69 My aunt is dying from cancer right now. She's taking this experimental medicine which I believe is a vain hope but I guess you cling to anything.

Cancer is a horrible evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

Even if the experiment doesn't save her, it is info for others. Sometimes it's not just "clinging to anything" when one participates in them. It is part of the sales pitch- or was in mine.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

134 My husband's beloved aunt, the only Trump supporter other than us in his crazy family, died from lung cancer. She was a long-time smoker and finally quit. Sadly, it was too late.

We miss her terribly. She was an Air Force vet, successful business owner, and a true character. She would have fit right in here at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

135 The more the legends pass on, the more we're stuck with the shit produced today.

Rock music is dead. Get over it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Blasting the 1984 album as I write this...RIP Eddie

Posted by: Eric at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (4q3U3)

137 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (oYxFF)

138 It's a decent drudge replacement
Posted by: Margins at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (N39Ws)

Thanks!

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (Y8DtA)

139 He was a great guitar player. RIP, and thanks for the memories and songs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (k4dH2)

140 This is sad. Loved Van Halen, it was quintessential summertime beach music for my youth. Take some time, go to Rick Beato's youtube and listen to his takes on "Why this song is great" about Van Halen.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (uquGJ)

141 2020 continues to deliver the hits...

I think it will be an "air guitar" kind of night.

RIP EVH

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (3H9h1)

142 Rick Beato's latest video is replacing the solo in Stairway to Heaven with solos in the style of other guitar Gods.

EVH was one of the players along with Peter Frampton or Eric Johnson.


Obviously he didn't get EVH or Frampton to improvise but it goes to show what kind of influence the greats still have.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (1I+VA)

143 What is frustrating to me is that the Van Hagar albums sold way, way more than the Van Halen original discs. No justice in the world.

When they kicked David Lee Roth out of the band, which I thought was sad, and announced Hagar was going to lead I thought "well hot damn, this is going to be some tasty guitar god heaven"

And Eddie decided he was Mozart on the keyboards instead. Which he wasn't.

I mean, I like a lot of Van Hagar, it just wasn't remotely anything like I hoped it would be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

144 I was bartending at Clearman's North Woods Inn one night when Eddie, Valerie Bertinelli, and some other rock star looking couple who I didn't recognize came in.

They all appeared to be already high on something but didn't cause any problems. They were just there to have some drinks, eat some steaks and leave,

which is what they did.

Valerie was very very cute in person.

Not a great story, but there you are.

Life among the rich and famous.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (EERbD)

145
Rick Beato has a good video on YT about this. Essentially, all rock guitar is either Pre-EVH or post-EVH.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (kA3Cp)

With all due respect on the occasion of Van Halen's passing, if this is true ( and Beato is great) , Eddie has a lot to answer for.
He spawned two generations of masturbatory shredders with lightning fast fingers who know nothing of passion or restraint. Lots of self-indulgent wasting of notes.

The instrument should serve the song, not the other way around.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)

146 Wasn't a fan but RIP, EVH.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (qc+VF)

147 Listened to VH for years; but, never a big fan.
I too never changed the channel when they were on though.

God Speed Eddie.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (gtatv)

148 The only person more indestructible than Keith Richards is Donald Trump.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (kA3Cp)

149 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

**

Word.

Posted by: Keith Richards at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (u6xw0)

150 I was a kid when VH was at its peak. I just knew the lead singer and always thought HE was Van Halen. He being David Lee Roth of course.

Might as well JUMP!!

Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (22mNy)

151 This first time I heard VH1 it was over for me. My cousin introduced them to me when he dropped the needle on Eruption. I was floored and my life would never be the same. The sound of that guitar was other worldly. I developed a love affair with the guitar that continues to this game and just playing it for even a few minutes a day gives me untold pleasure. RIP Eddie and thank you for you musical genius and inspiration.

Posted by: Mike G at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (7enGo)

152 Speaking of the Undead, how old is Charlie Watts??

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (bCLt0)

153 137 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.
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You forgot Van Morrison.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:09 PM (3708H)

154 Generally recognized as one of the best guitar players by all the other famous guitar players.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2020 04:09 PM (AwPyG)

155 I saw them live. He was a virtuoso who played joyfully. He was having a blast playing his guitar with his friends for us. I'll never forget that feeling.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 06, 2020 04:09 PM (aENAX)

156 >>>Love Top Jimmy
Talk about an album cover to go with the news.

Posted by: EGGO at October 06, 2020 04:10 PM (A1bt0)

157 RIP E.V.H :-(

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 06, 2020 04:10 PM (Oq/TM)

158 Valerie Bertinelli is a raging leftist, almost to the Alyssa Milano scale. For that reason alone I dislike her. Also, Eddie was never that into her. She was quite open about their lack of a sex life in her autibiography. They worked better as friends.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2020 04:10 PM (mNhhD)

159 My favorite guitar player, you ask?? Jorma Kaukonen.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

160 He spawned two generations of masturbatory shredders with lightning fast fingers who know nothing of passion or restraint. Lots of self-indulgent wasting of notes.

I agree. Its not easy to do what he did and make it work, he had both talent and skill and musical ability. A lot of guys shred fast and furious without the musical talent he had.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

161 Van Halen has a yacht rock connection. I'll Wait was written by Michael McDonald.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (xPl2J)

162 144 I was bartending at Clearman's North Woods Inn one night when Eddie, Valerie Bertinelli, and some other rock star looking couple who I didn't recognize came in.

They all appeared to be already high on something but didn't cause any problems. They were just there to have some drinks, eat some steaks and leave,

which is what they did.

Valerie was very very cute in person.

Not a great story, but there you are.

Life among the rich and famous.
------------------
I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

163 Local classic rock just got the word. All Van Halen for the next 24 hours or so I guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (SchxB)

164 2020 sux.

Posted by: 13times at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (K3B2k)

165 159 My favorite guitar player, you ask?? Jorma Kaukonen.
Posted by: tubal


For me it's Slim Gaillard and Speedy West.

Posted by: zombie at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (HEEq1)

166 Rick Beato's latest video is replacing the solo in Stairway to Heaven with solos in the style of other guitar Gods.

EVH was one of the players along with Peter Frampton or Eric Johnson.


Obviously he didn't get EVH or Frampton to improvise but it goes to show what kind of influence the greats still have.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 04:07 PM (1I+VA)


I was surprised that the Faux Frampton solo was probably the best, but he didn't use the Voice Doodle or whatever they called that damn thing.

I actually would've like to see a StH solo utilizing that.

Eric Johnson was next best. And Fake EvH came in third.

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (EERbD)

167 115 The "no brown M&Ms" thing was put into their contracts to make sure the people at the venue read the entire thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (E+OcO)


For the first time since I heard the no brown MampM's thing, this makes sense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (sy5kK)

168 I have read multiple sources that claim that was an urban legend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (JUOKG)


It's in David Lee Roth's autobiography, it was included to see if all of the requirements were read. If they walked in and saw brown M ampersand M's, it was highly likely that some of the important technical matters were missed.

IIRC, there was a time that no one read the weight requirements and the floor of the venue sank in.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

169 Loved Van Halen.

Van Hagar? Not so much.

RIP, Eddie.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (jWe5r)

170 I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

I met Trigger. Seemed a little stuffy in person.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (o2MD2)

171 JROD - cool someone else knows that star fleet album. I have the album jacket hanging on my wall. I came to it through being a May and Queen fan, but to have EVH on there also, I had to snatch it up.

Posted by: InCali at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (9AFWN)

172 152 Speaking of the Undead, how old is Charlie Watts??
Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (bCLt0)

79-80 ish. Ringo's 80.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (O6/GO)

173 127

Cathedral is still one of his best instrumentals.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM

Eddie Van Halen - Cathedral Live (198:

https://bit.ly/33DxlsN

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (Do5/p)

174 90
Someone should ask Joe how he feels about Eddie's passing. This would be fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (3708H)

-----------------------------------

"I'm really sad to hear about the the the the the passing of Eddie Haskell. He was great in that show with the Green Acres, and that woman who played his wife, wow, I bet she smelled terrific. Rest in Peace, Jean Claude Van Halen."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (+3rQF)

175 I've never met anyone famous. My dad hung out on the dock and talked to Tommy Chong a while though. Said he was a really nice, friendly guy. Everyone got along well with dad though. He was one of those people just everyone loved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

176
OT Dan Bongino told Mark Levin yesterday that he had a cancerous lump on his neck. I hope he gets it taken care of successfully.


Posted by: Ronster at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (IFFdh)


I watching Bongino's podcast from today. I think he's in New York for treatment.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (AyQTw)

177 David Lee Roth and the rest are going to have a tribute tour.

Actually just Roth, in Vegas, three shows a week.

He can still Jump!
not

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (/Dgcm)

178
Rick Beato has a good video on YT about this. Essentially, all rock guitar is either Pre-EVH or post-EVH.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (kA3Cp)


Ahem.

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (sy5kK)

179 159 My favorite guitar player, you ask?? Jorma Kaukonen.
----------------------
He and Jack were DC boys. Georgetown used to be the college drinking town of the Mid Atlantic in the early 60s. I like Jorma and Jack but Hot Tuna needed one hit song to seal the deal. They never came up with it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (3708H)

180 When they kicked David Lee Roth out of the band, which I thought was sad, and announced Hagar was going to lead I thought "well hot damn, this is going to be some tasty guitar god heaven"

And Eddie decided he was Mozart on the keyboards instead. Which he wasn't.

I mean, I like a lot of Van Hagar, it just wasn't remotely anything like I hoped it would be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)


I was similar in thought. When they announced Sammy, I thought it was going to be a "super group," but alas, Eddie didn't let him play guitar.

When I saw them in concert, they announced that while Eddie wasn't playing the keyboard parts life, it was pre-recorded by him before the show.

He should've let Sammy play.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

181 "Saw them in Biloxi once in the '80s."

Me, too. January, 1984. Gulf Coast Coliseum.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (jWe5r)

182 Shit, that sucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (ifmtJ)

183 I even like VanHagar, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was a great album. Runaround, Pleasure dome...great tunes.

2020 continues to suck apace.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (u6xw0)

184 Eric Johnson was next best. And Fake EvH came in third.

Eric Johnson is incredibly underrated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

185 Fuck Cancer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (ifmtJ)

186 EVH showed it could be done, SRV showed it had been done, Steve Vai showed that others had missed their way when they went only for speed instead of melody. Hope Mr. Vai is well and staying away from cigs and aircraft for the next thirty years.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (uquGJ)

187 I've taken to looking at Rantingly.com as an aggregator instead of Citizenfreepress. CFP has a lot of nevertrump-type articles lately. Hopefully they're not going the same way as drudge


Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (AwPyG)

188 If Ringo Starr is 80, I don't have high hopes for a Beatle's reunion.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (kA3Cp)

189 Speaking of 80's rock, ACDC is back.

Releasing new single tomorrow. 'Shot in the Dark'.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Do5/p)

190 David Lee Roth and the rest are going to have a tribute tour.

Actually just Roth, in Vegas, three shows a week.

He can still Jump!
not
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (/Dgcm)


If I could ask Sammy Hagar one question, it would likely be how he avoided prancing around like a fag when he got into his 60's like Mick Jagger and David Lee Roth.

I know Mick pranced most of his career, but it got worse as he aged.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Eric Johnson is incredibly underrated.

The whole record that "Cliffs of Dover" is on is really good.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (ZGrMX)

192 Well, this sucks. 1984 was the first album I ever bought and Eddie Van Halen was the first guitar player that I recognized even as a young kid as being an unbelievable musician.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (tRd71)

193 Now Wyld Stallions will NEVER get off the ground!

RIP

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (dfRN6)

194 The New York Times has an new op-ed out today by Peter Beinart:

America May Need International Intervention

Even Democrats may find it hard to imagine, but the "leader of the free world" would benefit from United Nations oversight.


Gosh, it almost sounds as if they don't believe that Biden is way, way, ahead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (I2/tG)

195 149 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

Cooper has always known how to keep the man separate from the Act. A lot never figure that out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

196 When ACB met EVH she didn't ask for his autograph.

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (l3+k2)

197 Speaking of 80's rock, ACDC is back.

Releasing new single tomorrow. 'Shot in the Dark'.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Do5/p)


They're ripping off old Ozzy tunes?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Great band, great concert - 1980 was a long time ago it seems.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (4NtsG)

199 He spawned two generations of masturbatory shredders with lightning fast fingers who know nothing of passion or restraint. Lots of self-indulgent wasting of notes.

The instrument should serve the song, not the other way around.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)


What?

Posted by: Alvin Lee with or without Ten Years After at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (sy5kK)

200 179

He and Jack were DC boys. Georgetown used to be the college drinking town of the Mid Atlantic in the early 60s. I like Jorma and Jack but Hot Tuna needed one hit song to seal the deal. They never came up with it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (3708H)

True. He did good work with the " Jefferson" iterations, despite the big band egos, and his solo work was excellent too.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (bCLt0)

201 David Lee Roth and the rest are going to have a tribute tour.



Actually just Roth, in Vegas, three shows a week.



He can still Jump!

not


Hop! Go ahead, hop!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (SchxB)

202 f Ringo Starr is 80, I don't have high hopes for a Beatle's reunion.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (kA3Cp)

There WILL be a Beatles reunion--when Ringo and Paul croak.

I can see the headlines now, "FINALLY REUNITED"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (HrMC1)

203 188 If Ringo Starr is 80, I don't have high hopes for a Beatle's reunion.
-------------------
I guarantee Ringo will outlive all of them (which means Paul). The sickly, homely ones always live forever.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (3708H)

204 I have read multiple sources that claim that was an urban legend.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

It's in David Lee Roth's autobiography, it was included to see if all of the requirements were read. If they walked in and saw brown M ampersand M's, it was highly likely that some of the important technical matters were missed.

IIRC, there was a time that no one read the weight requirements and the floor of the venue sank in.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)


Saw that on a news show maybe 20+ years ago.

Makes it very easy to see if they followed the contract.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (/Dgcm)

205 Eric Johnson is incredibly underrated.

The whole record that "Cliffs of Dover" is on is really good.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (ZGrMX)


Find Zap on YouTube.

He is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Steve Hackett of Genesis was doing tapping long before EVH though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (jbF6h)

207 RIP Eddie.

He was a huge part of my love for the guitar. I even tried to look like him when I was a teen but never could play even a little. So many memories with the VH music in the background.
He will be missed.

Posted by: Kirk at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (fq7/e)

208 The instrument should serve the song, not the other way around.

Co-signed.

Posted by: Alex Lifeson at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (ZGrMX)

209 Shit. RIP.

Posted by: Oldstoke at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (sb+Cg)

210 Dammit.

RIP Eddie. You inspired many of us to pick up the guitar in the first place.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

211 If Ringo Starr is 80, I don't have high hopes for a Beatle's reunion.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (kA3Cp)



zombie George Harrison and John Lennon: Why not?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2020 04:17 PM (AyQTw)

212 RIP, Eddie.

Dude dropped my jaw when I first heard him play.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (emxxF)

213 Both Mr. Van Halen and Prof. Neil Peart were taken from us by cancer.

FUCK CANCER.

I'll be playing some Van Halen today. By some, I mean a lot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (3DJkT)

214 The New York Times has an new op-ed out today by Peter Beinart:


I get the NeverTrumpers confused--is this the Bush speechwriter?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (HrMC1)

215 Van Halen's Girl You Really Got Me was better than The Kinks.

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ZfRYq)

216 Damn. RIP. One of the greatest.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (nxdel)

217 200 179

He and Jack were DC boys. Georgetown used to be the college drinking town of the Mid Atlantic in the early 60s. I like Jorma and Jack but Hot Tuna needed one hit song to seal the deal. They never came up with it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:13 PM (3708H)

True. He did good work with the " Jefferson" iterations, despite the big band egos, and his solo work was excellent too.
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Besides Jorma's guitar technique his one outstanding feature was he looked like what every hippie wanted to look like and he wasn't a fag. Check out some of his mid 60s photos. This guy could've made another fortune modeling.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (3708H)

218 On the twatters someone said the guitar player on Billie Jean by Michael Jackson is EVH and he did it for free as a favor to Quincy Jones. No idea if that's real or not, but I like it.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (22mNy)

219 Andy Timmons is a damn good player as well.

Local Texas guy.

Oh, and Slow Roosevelt did a rip roaring cover of Hot for Teacher.

If you're gonna re-do a song, make it your own.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Steve Hackett of Genesis was doing tapping long before EVH though.

Lots of people were. Larry Carlton and even Glen Campbell. But "Eruption" was still something new as a whole package.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ZGrMX)

221
There WILL be a Beatles reunion--when Ringo and Paul croak.



I can see the headlines now, "FINALLY REUNITED"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (HrMC1)


A joke from 1980/81. What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 3 more bullets.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (AyQTw)

222 Hot For Teacher. One of the best music videos ever.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (zJT8I)

223 (Jump to the top of the page)
(Jump to the bottom of the page)

Or just . . .

Posted by: m at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (T42ix)

224 On the twatters someone said the guitar player on Billie Jean by Michael Jackson is EVH and he did it for free as a favor to Quincy Jones. No idea if that's real or not, but I like it.

Solo is EVH, the rest is Steve Lukather from Toto.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (ZGrMX)

225 Back to the Future used Van Halen proof of the genius

Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

226 Eddie was an interesting cat. He was a bit of a techie, too. Experimented with using a Variac on his some of his amplifiers. Not boosting the line voltage - actually reducing it. To get that "brown sound", as he called it. I imagine he dropped it to a small amp( like a Fender Champ, till it distorted how he liked, and then monitored that loud enough to make everyone's ears bleed.

That said, I never cared for VH too much. Thought Dave Roth was a total twatwaffle. And that's saying something in an industry that's chock full of twatwaffles.

Eddie was good, but there is a whole lot more to guitar than just playing fast. Lots of people have good tone, lots of people play fast, it is VERY difficult to do both. It always sounded gimmicky to me.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (+CASr)

227 215 Van Halen's Girl You Really Got Me was better than The Kinks.
Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ZfRYq)

I'll go along with " as good as", but different.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)

228 utterly OT
Someone had erected a Trump sign in the style of the Hollywood sign, along the 405 freeway in LA, on their own private property. They were forced to remove it today because our rulers declared it was a "traffic hazard."
You may imagine what would not have happened had the sign read "Biden."
You have no rights, especially not in Clownifornia.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (XpDOS)

229 Never was one for the music of my generation, but that's a shame for a guy that defined so much for the youth of the time...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

230 On the twatters someone said the guitar player on Billie Jean by Michael Jackson is EVH and he did it for free as a favor to Quincy Jones. No idea if that's real or not, but I like it.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (22mNy)


This is true.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (wYPT+)

231 >>> This too, is the story of Keith Richards and Ozzie.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)

I read somewhere that they found out Ozzie has a genetic mutation so his body can process a ridiculous amount of drugs, the kind of toxic levels most people OD and die at. When I heard that I was like, oh that explains a LOT.

Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (Rbfr/)

232
Saw that on a news show maybe 20+ years ago.

Makes it very easy to see if they followed the contract.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:16 PM (/Dgcm)



One of the funniest riders I've ever read is for the Foo Fighters were they take about two pages to explain to Europeans what red Solo cups are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (GbPPJ)

233 84 Van Halen was a huge part of my childhood. This one hurts. RIP, Eddie.
Posted by: Stitches at October 06, 2020 04:02 PM (xgPR6)

Maybe I'm aging myself here, but Van Hagar powered my middle school years, which naturally led me to Van Halen. Sometimes Headbanger's Ball would get around to playing old Van Halen videos from the 1970s (mostly performance clips) and here I was, the young headbanger, saying "Holy Shit!!!" watching Eddie kill it on guitar.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (3DJkT)

234 217

Besides Jorma's guitar technique his one outstanding feature was he looked like what every hippie wanted to look like and he wasn't a fag. Check out some of his mid 60s photos. This guy could've made another fortune modeling.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (3708H)


Yeah, handsome guy. Wonder if he and Grace???

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (bCLt0)

235 The instrument should serve the song, not the other way around.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (HrMC1)


Robert Fripp, is that you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

236 I just listened to Hot for Teacher at mind shearing volume. And the video...could that be made today?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (K9sTp)

237 Eric Johnson is incredibly underrated.

The whole record that "Cliffs of Dover" is on is really good.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:14 PM (ZGrMX)

The man has tons of talent. What he lacks is the stage presence. But he really is one of the best guitarists out there.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (N3El/)

238 227 215 Van Halen's Girl You Really Got Me was better than The Kinks.
Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ZfRYq)

I'll go along with " as good as", but different.
----------------------
I'll go with nothing the Kinks did after that album was as good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (3708H)

239 230 On the twatters someone said the guitar player on Billie Jean by Michael Jackson is EVH and he did it for free as a favor to Quincy Jones. No idea if that's real or not, but I like it.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (22mNy)


This is true.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (wYPT+)


Yup.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (emxxF)

240 If Ringo Starr is 80, I don't have high hopes for a Beatle's reunion.



Mein Fuhrer ... Lennon ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (yQpMk)

241 That said, I never cared for VH too much. Thought Dave Roth was a total twatwaffle. And that's saying something in an industry that's chock full of twatwaffles.


Rocktard is a thing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (wYPT+)

242 153 137 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.
------------------
You forgot Van Morrison.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:09 PM (3708H)

I saw a brief bit on the news that Van Morrison is screaming at the Covid scam and wants to hold a concert with a full house.

Two things
One - glad to see a rock star stepping up to call out the Covid nonsense.
Two - Van Morrison is a well-known introvert that does not like talking to crowds or lead political causes.

He just wants to play some music.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)

243 234 217

Besides Jorma's guitar technique his one outstanding feature was he looked like what every hippie wanted to look like and he wasn't a fag. Check out some of his mid 60s photos. This guy could've made another fortune modeling.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:18 PM (3708H)


Yeah, handsome guy. Wonder if he and Grace???
-----------------------
I think Grace did everyone. She had to given her voice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (3708H)

244 Someone asked EVH what it was like to be the greatest rock guitar player ever.

He said: "I don't know. Ask Alex Lifeson."

EVH was humble.

Also: Probably the greatest rock guitarist ever.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (BM2fS)

245 Steve Hackett of Genesis was doing tapping long before EVH though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

--

My kids get a kick out of 'Return of the Giant Hogweed'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (kA3Cp)

246
It's in David Lee Roth's autobiography, it was included to see if all of the requirements were read. If they walked in and saw brown M ampersand M's, it was highly likely that some of the important technical matters were missed.

IIRC, there was a time that no one read the weight requirements and the floor of the venue sank in.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

The fire at the Whitesnake concert shows this can be very, very important for bands. It can be what they are remembered for if nothing else.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (Ojki1)

247 Remember the Van Halen / Vai arguments? Good times.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (4NtsG)

248 The "no brown MMs" thing was put into their contracts to make sure the people at the venue read the entire thing.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM

---

I have read multiple sources that claim that was an urban legend.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM


DLR talks about it: https://youtu.be/_IxqdAgNJck

Posted by: Bert G at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (OMsf+)

249 It's nice to hear Eddie's son praise him so highly. I always imagine these rock gods to be sex and drug infused absentee dads, always on the road. Glad to hear one rock god was a loving dad.

Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (Rbfr/)

250 Van Halen >>> Van Hagar

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (pw+jk)

251 Virtuoso

Saw them in the 80's and again a few years ago

very few other players in his league. a real master musician

RIP

Posted by: ed gibbon at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (kaTJ5)

252 eddie calling michael anthony just another bassist is his legacy. He let petty bullshit ruin his legacy. Eddie was a genius, but that didn meant he needed to disparage a great band member.

Posted by: California Red at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (MFj0T)

253 Summer between 6th-7th grade - 1978. KISS Alive II, Van Halen I, Cheap Trick, and REO come flooding to mind. Also Zot's candy, Parliments, and the earthy smell of weed in Flipside. (Record store.) At moments like this, it sorta sucks knowing that you can never go back.

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (Y8DtA)

254 Robert Fripp during the Wetton-Bruford years would singe the ears right off your head. Then Wetton's bass would eat your mama. That version of the band was so scary loud and aggressive it couldn't last.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (jbF6h)

255 Has David French commented on the DNI declassifications that show that the Obama administration helped Hillary concoct the Russian collusion narrative as a cover for her illegal mail server?

In terms of consistency, he's demanding a years' long probe of the charges since they're so serious, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (UWqZJ)

256 243


I think Grace did everyone. She had to given her voice.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (3708H)

She was a good lookin' young woman.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (bCLt0)

257 Saw VH 3 times. Tried in vain for years to imitate his style. Rest in peace, Grand Master Eddie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (vtcmf)

258 What is frustrating to me is that the Van Hagar albums sold way, way more than the Van Halen original discs. No justice in the world.

When they kicked David Lee Roth out of the band, which I thought was sad, and announced Hagar was going to lead I thought "well hot damn, this is going to be some tasty guitar god heaven"

And Eddie decided he was Mozart on the keyboards instead. Which he wasn't.

I mean, I like a lot of Van Hagar, it just wasn't remotely anything like I hoped it would be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

interestingly enough, i heard a few days ago on Sirius that on their debut album, the producer was going to replace DLR. said his singing voice wasn't good, and DLR convinced him to give one more go.

nailed it and the rest is history.

and RIP Eddie. he definitely changed guitar playing.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (8D42x)

259 "You know you're getting old when..."
RIP Eddie.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (SH7Tr)

260 Two - Van Morrison is a well-known introvert that does not like talking to crowds or lead political causes.
-------------------
I've kinda rediscovered Van these late couple of months. Really enjoy his lyrics. Simple and soulful. Kind of the opposite of Van Halen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (3708H)

261 194 The New York Times has an new op-ed out today by Peter Beinart:

America May Need International Intervention

Even Democrats may find it hard to imagine, but the "leader of the free world" would benefit from United Nations oversight.

Gosh, it almost sounds as if they don't believe that Biden is way, way, ahead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2020 04:15 PM (I2/tG)

________


Their intent either way is to make us a satellite slave state of China. New North Korea has a nice ring to it ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (FCfsS)

262 somebody made a great comment...what made VH great was the songwriting...the guitar sounds were what made it good rock instead of good pop. But many bands missed that and focused on trying to duplicate Eddie's guitar sounds. Also David Lee Roth is the best singer who can't sing of all time.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (3/XaG)

263 Rut Row - red death lurks here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (3708H)

264 Back in the long long ago, when there was an NFL that was SJW free, Van Halen was my dream choice to perform during halftime. Heck, let David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar both perform on vocals. Alas, it was not to be, and now never will...

Posted by: RedDish on the tablet at October 06, 2020 04:24 PM (AjwWO)

265 236 I just listened to Hot for Teacher at mind shearing volume. And the video...could that be made today?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 06, 2020 04:20 PM (K9sTp)


Some teachers took this to heart and are in jail

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:24 PM (emxxF)

266 Remember the Van Halen / Vai arguments? Good times.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 06, 2020 04:22 PM (4NtsG)


I've been to G3 multiple times and find it hard to believe that it played small venues instead of stadiums as it should've with all the talent on the stage.

Music today largely sucks and requires no talent whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

267 IIRC, there was a time that no one read the weight requirements and the floor of the venue sank in.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

---------

I heard an interview with David Lee Roth where he said same.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (1pcCe)

268 Found out in a meeting this morning that a woman in our church who
has never touched a cigarette, has stage 4 lung cancer. That's what
killed my non-smoking BFF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 06, 2020 03:58 PM (ptqGC)



There's a very nasty gene that leads to lung cancer in non-smokers and, from what I understand, once the cancer hits, that's it.

This is what happened to my never smoker mother. Diagnosed December 30 gone by February 4th... at 78.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (8lMIN)

269 137 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.
------------------
You forgot Van Morrison.
.........

Pffft.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

270 2020 sucks.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (xiOrX)

271 I'll go along with " as good as", but different.
Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)


Then it is a duel, sir.

Choose your second!

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (ZfRYq)

272 78 read he was getting a operation the other day

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (OjZpE)

273 Steve Hackett of Genesis was doing tapping long before EVH though.

Yeah a lot of musicians did hammerdowns long before him (I mean, they were kind of invented in the 50s by guys like Roy Clark and Les Paul on electric guitar, but Spanish Guitarists were doing it on acoustic for ages). But he did it differently and in a new way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

274 I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. The guy was a mess. He could make that guitar scream though.

https://youtu.be/_2JTCd_lLOg

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (CLj6f)

275 Rock is dead. It's fitting that one of it's greatest prognosticators has now gone with it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

276 @226 Common Tater-With the exception of a few solos and a few songs as a whole, Eddie didn't play fast. Most of VH songs are boogies, R&B type tempos, just basic rock n roll. Eddies solos got my attention, his rhythm playing is what blew me away personally. One of the greatest rhythm players ever IMO.

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (0jZnq)

277 271 I'll go along with " as good as", but different.
Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)

Then it is a duel, sir.

Choose your second!
Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (ZfRYq)

Fine.Zod??

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (bCLt0)

278 Forgot to add...her ex is a POS still. (Valerie Bertinelli)

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 06, 2020 04:27 PM (SH7Tr)

279 >>> He spawned two generations of masturbatory shredders with lightning fast fingers who know nothing of passion or restraint. Lots of self-indulgent wasting of notes.
I agree. Its not easy to do what he did and make it work, he had both talent and skill and musical ability. A lot of guys shred fast and furious without the musical talent he had.

The 90s equivalent of that was the vocal gymnastics sopranos in pop. For every Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey, who had good instincts on when to be showy and when to hold a note and let it soar, you got the Christina Aguileras that just did whatever.

Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:27 PM (Rbfr/)

280 Sorry to hear.. Covid?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:27 PM (Zmnko)

281
Well, it's not Van Halen, but here's a kid doing Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor on an electric guitar. If you watch the whole thing, he's really impressive. Must've geeked out for a good minute nailing it down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6I92-npM0

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (eXmcp)

282 Rock died when they moved the drinking age to 21. Kids have to go to college to have a place where they can all hang out. Used to be local bars and clubs. Cover charges are a lot less expensive than tuition.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (3708H)

283 House of Pain from 1984, most underrated VH song imho

Posted by: Eric at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (4q3U3)

284 If ever there was a year to drink to it's end this is it

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (OjZpE)

285
The fire at the Whitesnake concert shows this can be very, very important for bands. It can be what they are remembered for if nothing else.
Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (Ojki1)


Uh, wasn't that a different band?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

286 I had a 67 Mustang fastback with 80 watts (alot for the time) and Jensen separates in it. I played Ain't Talking About Love at 11 repeatedly. We were just coming out of disco back then. I'm surprised I still have hearing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (pw+jk)

287 As some of you know, I used to work backstage at several concert venues. Consequently, I've seen Van Halen (the band in general) a few times. I've also been somewhat close to the band members themselves (10' or closer, depending on the person/year).

When the band was out with Sammy the last time, Eddie looked... really sick. Sammy Hagar, on the other hand, looked great. That was about 2005. The last time they were out with DLR was 2015, and Eddie didn't look that good then.

So really, not surprising. I was really close to Tom Petty backstage a few weeks before he died (he walked right past me), and to say he looked like walking death was an understatement.

Posted by: shibumi, head cat wrangler on the Pussykat Planet at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCiJZ)

288 Great White

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (wYPT+)

289 285
The fire at the Whitesnake concert shows this can be very, very important for bands. It can be what they are remembered for if nothing else.
Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (Ojki1)

Uh, wasn't that a different band?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1


Yes. That was great white.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (emxxF)

290 Eddie never said he invented tapping...

In fact, in the video* below he says he figured it out by watching Jimmy Page.

https://tinyurl.com/yy87h9m8

* Video title is misleading for clicks.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (1I+VA)

291 But he did it differently and in a new way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

True. But with all respects to Rick Beato, dividing things into "pre-EVH" and "post-EVH" is way oversimplifying.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (jbF6h)

292 Van Halen was still crushing it as recently as 2011. A Different Kind Of Truth with DLR is a heck of a record. If you are a fan of their old stuff, you need to give it a spin. Eddie's playing and tone are just epic. Dang. Damn you 2020. Damn you.

Posted by: No Use For A Name at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (AO+He)

293 Off stinky vodka soaked sock...

Posted by: Timon at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (8lMIN)

294 All music pretty much died in the mid-90s when the industry moved to computer aided vocals and computer timed instruments. There are very few real musicians left, at least well known ones.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (kA3Cp)

295 167 115 The "no brown M&Ms" thing was put into their contracts to make sure the people at the venue read the entire thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2020 04:04 PM (E+OcO)


For the first time since I heard the no brown MampM's thing, this makes sense.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:12 PM (sy5kK)


It was a safety check. If the road crew came into the backstage area and brown MandM's were in the dish, they knew to make sure to really check the rigging and electrical to make sure that it was where they needed it for their equipment. If they were not in the dish, they felt pretty comfortable that everything was up to specs.

Trust me when I say that arena staff are not some of the most thorough at doing their jobs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (I8FKK)

296
The fire at the Whitesnake concert shows this can be very, very important for bands. It can be what they are remembered for if nothing else.
Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM (Ojki1)

Bloody right, mate.

Da da da dada da da.....

Posted by: Deep Purple at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (HrMC1)

297 ------------------
I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

Shook Roy and Dale's hands.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (gfCY0)

298
Someone should ask Joe how he feels about Eddie's passing. This would be fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head


Joe made his play for Valerie last week when he gave a shout out to Claymont, DE during the first debate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (pNxlR)

299 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.
------------------
You forgot Van Morrison.
.........

Pffft.
Posted by: Fat Elvis at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)


I was trying to think of someone to trump the above, thought of ol' Kirk Douglas. 2020 being what it is, I didn't recall he died in early Feb, before all this insanity.

Luck him.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (hku12)

300 Oh and don't take your mask off on your deck or balcony even if no one is around.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (OjZpE)

301 297 ------------------
I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

Shook Roy and Dale's hands.
-----------------------
Were they opening a Roy Rogers franchise?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (3708H)

302 If 2020 was a cocktail, I'm convinced it would be colonoscopy prep.
Posted by: Margins at October 06, 2020

____
____

With Imodium mixed in, you know, just shits and giggles.

Posted by: Charmin and a scoop, please! at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (r+ov6)

303 Uh, wasn't that a different band?

Great White. Pyro accident.

RE: Roth and the legendary 'no brown MMs', they did that to make sure that the venues actually READ their riders.

Posted by: shibumi, head cat wrangler on the Pussykat Planet at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

304 Speaking of musical geniuses, Kanye West is on the Louisiana ballot as the Birthday Party's candidate.

Posted by: Javems at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (ofIwF)

305 Very sad news. Rest in peace, Eddie.

And thanks for all the great music.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (5FCda)

306 Uh, wasn't that a different band?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep, that Was Great White.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (N3El/)

307 I had a 67 Mustang fastback with 80 watts (alot for the time) and Jensen separates in it. I played Ain't Talking About Love at 11 repeatedly. We were just coming out of disco back then. I'm surprised I still have hearing.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (pw+jk)



A buddy had a 70 Torino with the same only we did Steppenwolf.

HUH???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (axyOa)

308 All music pretty much died in the mid-90s when the industry moved to computer aided vocals and computer timed instruments. There are very few real musicians left, at least well known ones.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (kA3Cp)

Uninteresting chord progressions, nursery-rhyme choruses , cicada sounds, no guitar

Posted by: Rick Beato at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (HrMC1)

309 I'll go with nothing the Kinks did after that album was as good.

I disagree, they had a ton of great music after that all the way up to Come Dancing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

310 Speaking of guitarists, is it just me, or is Jack White way overrated. I mean, Seven Nation Army is a cute ditty, but I'm just not getting why he hanging out with Jimmy Page and the Edge....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

311 I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

Shook Roy and Dale's hands.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (gfCY0)


And now they're all dead. Shame on you both.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (hku12)

312 Someone had erected a Trump sign in the style of the Hollywood sign, along the 405 freeway in LA, on their own private property. They were forced to remove it today because our rulers declared it was a "traffic hazard." You may imagine what would not have happened had the sign read "Biden."
You have no rights, especially not in Clownifornia.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM (XpDOS)

Darn it, I was hoping that would stay up a while! Can he just print a big Trump banner instead?

Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (Rbfr/)

313 2020 can go the fuck away anytime now.

Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (2cfUo)

314 The 90s equivalent of that was the vocal gymnastics sopranos in pop. For every Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey, who had good instincts on when to be showy and when to hold a note and let it soar, you got the Christina Aguileras that just did whatever.

And so many people think the vocal gymnastics are what make a good singer now that it's ruined the voting on shows like The Voice and America's Got Talent. AGT a year or 2 ago had a young woman on who sounded almost exactly like a reincarnated Janis Joplin. She didn't win, but Simon Cowell immediately signed her to a record deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZGrMX)

315 All music pretty much died in the mid-90s when the industry moved to computer aided vocals and computer timed instruments. There are very few real musicians left, at least well known ones.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 06, 2020 04:29 PM (kA3Cp)


That's the key (no pun intended). Nobody anyone has heard of. There is great music being made, and I think it's no coincidence that none of it is popular.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (hku12)

316 I was at a free Van Halen concert in 1991 in downtown Dallas. It was a surprise that was announced the morning of the concert, and turned out to be body to body pademonium. They had to cut the set for public safety. His playing was of course incredible.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (996BY)

317 310 Speaking of guitarists, is it just me, or is Jack White way overrated. I mean, Seven Nation Army is a cute ditty, but I'm just not getting why he hanging out with Jimmy Page and the Edge....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

I've seen him play. He's ok. Not a legend.

I hate to admit it but...that prick John Mayer is a better player.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ifmtJ)

318 I met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. Missed out on meeting Roy Rogers, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:11 PM (3708H)

Shook Roy and Dale's hands.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 04:30 PM (gfCY0)


And now they're all dead. Shame on you both.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (hku12)


Fast Food Kills

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (HrMC1)

319 Jack White way overrated

If you take all the albums he's been on, you can basically put together one really solid album. There's a lot of filler for sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (H5knJ)

320 Jack White is no Jack Black.

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (ZfRYq)

321 Someone had erected a Trump sign in the style of the Hollywood sign, along the 405 freeway in LA, on their own private property. They were forced to remove it today because our rulers declared it was a "traffic hazard." You may imagine what would not have happened had the sign read "Biden."
You have no rights, especially not in Clownifornia.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM


***

Would love to watch the Hollywood sign burn.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (axyOa)

322 269 137 Nobody lives forever.
Except for Keith Richards.
------------------
You forgot Van Morrison.
.........

Pffft.
Posted by: Fat Elvis at October 06, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

Man, you even fought that Bubba Ho-tep mummy at your age. Respect.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (Ojki1)

323 -------------------
I've kinda rediscovered Van these late couple of months. Really enjoy his lyrics. Simple and soulful. Kind of the opposite of Van Halen.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:23 PM (3708H)

There is a Van Morrison concert, recorded in 1972 in Europe somewhere, that PBS used to show a few years back. As the concert begins, text says "Many consider it his best concert ever recorded."

I was lucky enough to DVR it 3 years ago, and still watch it once in a while. He was in his prime, hit all the notes.

Amazing stuff. You still may be able to buy it from PBS in their store.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:35 PM (sy5kK)

324 Speaking of guitarists, is it just me, or is Jack White way overrated. I mean, Seven Nation Army is a cute ditty, but I'm just not getting why he hanging out with Jimmy Page and the Edge....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 06, 2020 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

Actually, the square peg in that line-up is The Edge.
He's all about effect--which he readily admits.
Average guitarist. But he did a lot with it.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:35 PM (HrMC1)

325 My Fender Strat and I both weep. EVH may have had his share of off the court problems when he was young (who wouldn't in that environment), but man could that dude play. His in-song solos were outstanding (not to mention his true solos in concert), and the sound he achieved was like no other, it sounded like he was just tearing the notes off the neck. As good as anyone who ever picked up an axe and played rock and roll.

And 65 is too young for anybody. That sucks for his family.

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 06, 2020 04:35 PM (8/DeP)

326 McCloskeys indicted.

While everyone was paying attention to the Democrats' attempts to pass laws against buying guns, Soros et al was busy helping anti-self-defense DAs get elected.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 06, 2020 04:35 PM (sG4Hj)

327 So the CIA found out through intel channels that the HRC campaign was going to tie Trump to the russians. Brennan briefed Obama, and sent a Memo to the FBI as an investigative referral, who then incorporated HRCs intel into their own Crossfire Hurricane op. Do I understand that correctly?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (dNzKv)

328 Piss Wallace gets the MSM talking about White Supremacy last week.

This week DHS says WS is the "biggest threat" in America.

Almost as if the Deep State and MSM are working together or something.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (22mNy)

329 One of the few times I dropped Acid was at a Black Sabbath/ Van Halen concert in Mannheim, Germany, circa 1978. A few of us drank a case of beer and a half gallon of Jim Beam before we went in.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (Cap/e)

330 281
Well, it's not Van Halen, but here's a kid doing Pachelbel's Canon in D Minor on an electric guitar. If you watch the whole thing, he's really impressive. Must've geeked out for a good minute nailing it down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6I92-npM0
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (eXmcp)

Wow, YD, just wow!! He looks what, fifteen??

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (bCLt0)

331 I've seen a lot of the big bands from the era.
Never got to see Van Halen though. Dammit

Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (2cfUo)

332
Uh, wasn't that a different band?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Oops. Great White.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

333 I like Jack White. He did some really good interpretations of old blues songs. Gave some historical musicians a new audience.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:37 PM (xfb67)

334
There is a Van Morrison concert, recorded in 1972 in Europe somewhere, that PBS used to show a few years back. As the concert begins, text says "Many consider it his best concert ever recorded."

I was lucky enough to DVR it 3 years ago, and still watch it once in a while. He was in his prime, hit all the notes.

Amazing stuff. You still may be able to buy it from PBS in their store.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:35 PM (sy5kK)

Van Morrison is one of the greats. His voice is intact and he puts out an album a year.

He's the kind of artist you can listen to as you get old....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:37 PM (HrMC1)

335 The McCloskey's have been indicted by a grand jury for protecting their homes. The 2nd Amendment is under attack.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ezfz7r

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2020 04:38 PM (+YYKs)

336 One of the funniest riders I've ever read is for the Foo Fighters were they take about two pages to explain to Europeans what red Solo cups are.

I was never into the Gen X "we have lost our prophet" thing when Kurt Cobain realized who he'd married and decided to end it, but Dave Grohl's whole career makes Cobain's death more than worth it.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

337 And so many people think the vocal gymnastics are
what make a good singer now that it's ruined the voting on shows like
The Voice and America's Got Talent. AGT a year or 2 ago had a young
woman on who sounded almost exactly like a reincarnated Janis Joplin.
She didn't win, but Simon Cowell immediately signed her to a record
deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZGrMX)

It was 2 years ago; she was 13 years old at the time.

Posted by: Vendette at October 06, 2020 04:39 PM (1ymBX)

338 RIP Eddie.

God touched his hands, then broke the mold.

Posted by: Fox at October 06, 2020 04:39 PM (hdFyL)

339 It was 2 years ago; she was 13 years old at the time.
Posted by: Vendette

call me in 4 years

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt)

340 When I was 15 in 1978, I didn't know much. But I knew Van Halen kicked ass.

Posted by: Lurker Ken at October 06, 2020 04:40 PM (F/1Uo)

341 Van Morrison is one of the greats. His voice is intact and he puts out an album a year.

I met him once in a bar in Cambridge, MA years ago. Nice guy, but I couldn't understand a word he said.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (oYxFF)

342 Biden is on Cnn now.
The dude's drugs must be improving.
Or the duplicates are doing well.
Unite country....no place for hate...etc

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (v2c9/)

343 @335

I thought the nutless GOP Governor and AG were going to put an end to this bullshit persecution?


Looks like Soros calls the shots and says what's what in Missouri.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (1I+VA)

344 I didn't know there still was such a thing as a record deal.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (XTyi0)

345 I didn't think I knew any Van Halen songs and then I heard Jump.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (Dsj62)

346 I will live forever, sucking the souls of the left.

Posted by: Bubba Ho-Trump at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (mNhhD)

347 From Insty:

Tyler County grand jury indicts Netflix for controversial Cuties movie.

So it is not all bad news today.

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (Ojki1)

348 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Donahue back in the day. He was drinking a beer. Not sure if he did anything much stronger than that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (eoQWY)

349 Nice guy, but I couldn't understand a word he said.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (oYxFF)


Did you help him drink his wine?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (hku12)

350 So the CIA found out through intel channels that the HRC campaign was going to tie Trump to the russians. Brennan briefed Obama, and sent a Memo to the FBI as an investigative referral, who then incorporated HRCs intel into their own Crossfire Hurricane op. Do I understand that correctly?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (dNzKv)


The fact that persons from multiple agencies were involved in tampering with the election and later frame up indicates that Obama was personally involved. Unless they held meetings in his office early in the morning when he was still sleeping.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (/Dgcm)

351 I'm gonna guess that the "no brown M&Ms" as an urban legend is because they wouldn't always use it. Because why use that as your check when it's the third time you've been in that arena. You would want to change it up for the tours. I think it sticks in pop culture though because people see it as eccentricities of rich people without them being aware of the real reason why it is there.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (RaI08)

352 No link to Mister Paul Anka?

https://tinyurl.com/yyq2gjua

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (2JVJo)

353 336 One of the funniest riders I've ever read is for the Foo Fighters were they take about two pages to explain to Europeans what red Solo cups are.

I was never into the Gen X "we have lost our prophet" thing when Kurt Cobain realized who he'd married and decided to end it, but Dave Grohl's whole career makes Cobain's death more than worth it.
Posted by: Ian S.



He now, not every Gen X thought he was a prophet. When he died, it was hardly a surprise. All you had to do was read the lyrics he wrote to realize the guy was a mess. That crazy wife didn't help matters either. Foo Fighters was/is a way better band than Nirvana ever was.

I was sad when Chris Cornell died. Not surprised. Just sad. What a voice. Seems a lot of bands from that early 90s era have come to sad and short ends.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (CLj6f)

354 The fact that persons from multiple agencies were involved in tampering with the election and later frame up indicates that Obama was personally involved. Unless they held meetings in his office early in the morning when he was still sleeping.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (/Dgcm)

So, like before 10:30?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (xfb67)

355 My favorite guitarist is Joe Bonamassa.

That's why I'm just a lurker.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Dsj62)

356 Van Morrison is one of the greats. His voice is intact and he puts out an album a year.

He's the kind of artist you can listen to as you get old....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 06, 2020 04:37 PM (HrMC1)


Like a fine red wine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)

357 When I was 15 in 1978,
.......

This sounds suspiciously like math.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2020 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

358 I didn't know there still was such a thing as a record deal.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2020 04:41 PM (XTyi0)


There probably isn't, unless you're already established, and you've maintained creative control.

Music is basically product, and the industry controls what hits the market, even more than Hollowwood controls what movies get made.

Sure, you can make some inky dinky little thing on your own, no one will ever hear it though.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:44 PM (hku12)

359 355 My favorite guitarist is Joe Bonamassa.

That's why I'm just a lurker.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Dsj62)

I don't know if I would say my favorite, but he's definitely an awesome guitarist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)

360 348 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Donahue back in the day. He was drinking a beer. Not sure if he did anything much stronger than that.
Posted by: Oldcat



He was a serious coke head in the early 80s. His wife (if I recall correctly) forced him into rehab and he's been clean ever since.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:45 PM (CLj6f)

361 Foo Fighters was/is a way better band than Nirvana ever was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (CLj6f)

___

Hear hear. Nirvana had a couple of good songs. There I said it. OVERRATED. I'm GenX too and never quite got the hype with them. They weren't even the best band from Seattle, let alone of the era.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 06, 2020 04:45 PM (22mNy)

362 Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Bradley Nowell. Just about every band I liked, the singer is dead.

Event the guy from Blind Melon is dead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (xfb67)

363 My favorite guitarist is Joe Bonamassa.

That's why I'm just a lurker.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Dsj62)


He's salty, for sure. Good bluesy sound.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

364 One of the most talented guitarists who ever lived. Plus, Valerie Bertinelli. Mmm...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (VWp7G)

365
A whole lot of the "music" you hear on the radio these days is written by a handful of the same studio "musicians." The days of the person you're hearing writing the song you're hearing are rapidly receding in the rearview.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (eXmcp)

366 oh no. I had the biggest crush on Eddie Van Halen. What a guitarist. when the Met had its awesome "Play it Loud" exhibit of musical instruments (first thing you saw was Chuck Berry's guitar, second thing you saw was Jerry Lee Lewis' piano with the gilt detailing..
.and there was a separate room for the guitar gods, with clips of them performing, their guitars and amps. Naturally Eddie Van Halen was front and center

Posted by: vivi at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (11H2y)

367 I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Donahue back in the day. He was drinking a beer. Not sure if he did anything much stronger than that.
Posted by: Oldcat

Is he the guy who was Glen Campbell's neighbor?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (Dsj62)

368 327 So the CIA found out through intel channels that the HRC campaign was going to tie Trump to the russians. Brennan briefed Obama, and sent a Memo to the FBI as an investigative referral, who then incorporated HRCs intel into their own Crossfire Hurricane op. Do I understand that correctly?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (dNzKv)


Yep.

There's some hella training modules coming in next years mandatory HR distance learning!

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (ZfRYq)

369
My favorite guitarist is Joe Bonamassa.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM


there's a vid out there lurking on the too yubes of Bonamassa doing Deep Purple's Lazy in studio; it's most excellent

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (X7Gam)

370 Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Bradley Nowell. Just about every band I liked, the singer is dead.

Event the guy from Blind Melon is dead.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (xfb67)


Poseurs and copycats.

Posted by: Zombie Ian Curtis at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (hku12)

371 I'm too young to have lived through his era, but learning Eruption is a rite of passage for any guitarist. RIP, EVH!

Posted by: joe joe at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (l7Y3k)

372 >>>Hear hear. Nirvana had a couple of good songs. There I said it. OVERRATED.



Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (VWp7G)

373 Never got to see Van Halen though. Dammit


Meh. The time to see them was in the 80s. They were OK with Sammy; last time they were out with DLR was 2015, and his voice cracked during one of the songs.

Posted by: shibumi, head cat wrangler on the Pussykat Planet at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

374 321 Someone had erected a Trump sign in the style of the Hollywood sign, along the 405 freeway in LA, on their own private property. They were forced to remove it today because our rulers declared it was a "traffic hazard." You may imagine what would not have happened had the sign read "Biden."
You have no rights, especially not in Clownifornia.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM


***

Would love to watch the Hollywood sign burn.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2020 04:34 PM (axyOa)

Nobody walks in L.A.

Posted by: Missing Persons at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (3DJkT)

375 Things you could not make today:

That Hot for Teacher video.

RIP, Eddie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (XrCyE)

376 "I'm gonna guess that the "no brown M&Ms" as an urban legend"

The smoking gun website has the concert rider with the M&Ms in question.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (wS6Ce)

377 Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (VWp7G)



So close.

FF > Pearl Jam > Nirvana

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (emxxF)

378 372 >>>Hear hear. Nirvana had a couple of good songs. There I said it. OVERRATED.



Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (VWp7G)

Alice in Chains>
Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam

Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (2cfUo)

379 The fire at the Whitesnake concert shows this can be very, very important for bands. It can be what they are remembered for if nothing else.
Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:21 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Great White at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (d/5jB)

380 Re shredding: a little goes a long way.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (m/Gc2)

381 I always thought Soundgarden was the best band in that era, because Chris Cornell. Had the lead singer not OD, Mother Love Bone could have done some serious damage. Great band.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (CLj6f)

382 The McCloskey's have been indicted by a grand jury for protecting their homes. The 2nd Amendment is under attack.



https://tinyurl.com/y5ezfz7r

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2020 04:38 PM (+YYKs)


They were charged with tampering with evidence? Odd, I thought it was Gardner's office that did that. Welcome to the Soviet city of St. Louis. Didn't the governor and state AG say they would toss this out?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (AyQTw)

383
I thought the nutless GOP Governor and AG were going to put an end to this bullshit persecution?


Looks like Soros calls the shots and says what's what in Missouri.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2020
***********
I did too. Between Soros' DA's and Biden's Gun Czar, Beto, we are screwed if the Left wins in November.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (+YYKs)

384 Honestly, he's one of those rockers that, in retrospect, I think "I'm surprised he made it that long." But damn. This is like a part of my childhood dying.

Say whatever you will about his vices, he was hands down a brilliant guitarist and fantastic musician.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (Gb130)

385 375 Things you could not make today:

That Hot for Teacher video.

RIP, Eddie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (XrCyE)

Rag Doll, Aerosmith.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (bCLt0)

386 362
Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Bradley Nowell. Just about every band I liked, the singer is dead.



Event the guy from Blind Melon is dead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (xfb67)

And yet Eddie Vedder is still alive.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (k/TB6)

387 We Will never see another 300 win pitcher.

And we will never see a guitar virtuoso like
EFVH again.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (q1fUc)

388 Is this what Van Halen started?

Shredding Beethoven:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rBK0BqL2w

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (gfCY0)

389 Biden is on Cnn now.
The dude's drugs must be improving.
Or the duplicates are doing well.
Unite country....no place for hate...etc

**

What horseshit.

We've had almost four years of foam flecked psychos screaming at Trump and Trump voters. Democrats are currently burning down some of America's largest cities.

Hey Joe, I don't want to be united with your voter base. In fact it would be great if they'd all sail off on an ice floe.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (U9HLk)

390 So the CIA found out through intel channels that the HRC campaign was going to tie Trump to the russians. Brennan briefed Obama, and sent a Memo to the FBI as an investigative referral, who then incorporated HRCs intel into their own Crossfire Hurricane op. Do I understand that correctly?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2020 04:36 PM (dNzKv)

Yep.

There's some hella training modules coming in next years mandatory HR distance learning!
Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:47 PM (ZfRYq)


Definitely an extra minute or two on the Hatch Act emphasizing that government resources are not to be used for partisan purposes - like making political flyers with the office copier. That sort of stuff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (/Dgcm)

391 I was never into the Gen X "we have lost our prophet" thing when Kurt Cobain realized who he'd married and decided to end it, but Dave Grohl's whole career makes Cobain's death more than worth it.
Posted by: Ian S.


Had just returned from Europe, defeated the Red Horde and all that, and Cobain (who was apparently lying when he sang he "didn't have a gun") had just offed himself, and Rolling Stone had published a whole issue devoted to the letters from fans.

Yes, they were all like "he spoke for a generation!"

And I am like, he rhymed libido and mosquito. That's all I got.

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)

392 I was never into the Gen X "we have lost our prophet" thing when Kurt Cobain realized who he'd married and decided to end it, but Dave Grohl's whole career makes Cobain's death more than worth it.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

I never got into Nirvana or the Foo Fighters.

It was April 1994, and I was minding my own business when my mother asks: "Did you hear about the singer for Nirvana?"
"No."
"He killed himself."
"Oh."

It wasn't a surprise to me because the last song they recorded can be found on "The Beavis and Butt-head Experience": "I Hate Myself And Want To Die".

But again, Mr. Cobain did exactly zero for me.

Posted by: Missing Persons at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (3DJkT)

393 Gonna say the Melvins were better than Nirvana

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (q1fUc)

394 That video of the Great White concert fire is a great example for dealing with mass crowds in a emergency situation. I never took 'knowing where the exits are' seriously.

That's an example of why it's important. All the side exits were ignored and everyone went for the front exit, where they were crushed and died.

Scary, sad video.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (emxxF)

395 The sock must die. Go away, Dale. And Terry.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (3DJkT)

396 >>> A whole lot of the "music" you hear on the radio these days is written by a handful of the same studio "musicians." The days of the person you're hearing writing the song you're hearing are rapidly receding in the rearview. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (eXmcp)

Or they just resample and recycle old stuff, instead of making something new. The first time I heard the abominable Ariana Grande song that blasphemes My Favorite Things from Sound of Music, I wanted to pull over on the side of the road and rip my radio out my car.

Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (Rbfr/)

397 And yet Eddie Vedder is still alive.

Dude, KEITH RICHARDS is still alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (XrCyE)

398 The fact that persons from multiple agencies were involved in tampering with the election and later frame up indicates that Obama was personally involved. Unless they held meetings in his office early in the morning when he was still sleeping.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (/Dgcm)

Three years ago this was a laughable conspiracy theory that the Dems/MSM and NT pundits told us conservatives media and certain reporters should bee ashamed to even be thinking it! Now? Meh, the Intel community, the Dems and MSM are like, yeah we all did it or were complicit, who cares? Whaddya gonna do about it? Yeah, thought so.....

Posted by: Boswell at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (w2LAm)

399 360 348 He should have hung out with Alice Cooper. Alice would have taught him how to live long.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 06, 2020 04:05 PM (3708H)

I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Donahue back in the day. He was drinking a beer. Not sure if he did anything much stronger than that.
Posted by: Oldcat


He was a serious coke head in the early 80s. His wife (if I recall correctly) forced him into rehab and he's been clean ever since.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:45 PM (CLj6f)

Alice Cooper is, of all things, a born-again Christian and has led several rockers to God.

It's a weird world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)

400 Pearl Jam > Nickelback.

That's the best I can do.

Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (XTyi0)

401 362
Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Bradley Nowell. Just about every band I liked, the singer is dead.



Event the guy from Blind Melon is dead.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:46 PM (xfb67)
Chester Bennington

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (N39Ws)

402
Hey Joe, I don't want to be united with your voter base. In fact it would be great if they'd all sail off on an ice floe.


I agree.. F' Joe the slime

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (Zmnko)

403 They were charged with tampering with evidence? Odd, I thought it was Gardner's office that did that. Welcome to the Soviet city of St. Louis. Didn't the governor and state AG say they would toss this out?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 06, 2020 04:49 PM (AyQTw)


The tampering was because they disabled the pistol before taking it out on the porch. And not loading the AR-15.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (/Dgcm)

404 Only ever got to see the Van Hagar incarnation of Van Halen live. Pretty good show.

R.I.P Edward

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (iWCRg)

405 397
And yet Eddie Vedder is still alive.



Dude, KEITH RICHARDS is still alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (XrCyE)
Did Keith Richards hang out with RBG?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (N39Ws)

406 I wanted to pull over on the side of the road and rip my radio out my car.
Posted by: LizLem at October 06, 2020 04:51 PM (Rbfr/)


May we interest you in some of our bespoke tire irons?

Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (ZfRYq)

407 Biden is still droning on.
Unity bullshit.
It looks like a green screen behind him.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (v2c9/)

408 354
The fact that persons from multiple agencies were involved in tampering
with the election and later frame up indicates that Obama was personally
involved. Unless they held meetings in his office early in the morning
when he was still sleeping.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 06, 2020 04:42 PM (/Dgcm)



So, like before 10:30?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (xfb67)

Imagine how hard it must have been to get Obama and Biden in the same room together. Biden calling a lid before Bam even gets up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (34lUx)

409 Cherry Pie girl > Teacher that I was Hot for

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (q1fUc)

410 Fuck Cancer and disco sucks.

8th grade when Van Halen Van Halen album was released...still remember how it felt to hear Eruption for the first time.

Sex, drugs and rock & roll

Posted by: Nadlers Sexy Gunt at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (PZF8Q)

411 Nirvana's Unplugged performance they did for MTV is actually very good.

Never liked them before that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)

412 Tobacco !!

Posted by: Kurt at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (3xca6)

413 Must have posted this on a wrong thread, ruh roh.

Tina S, doing Eruption solo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6SmY04WdE

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (gfCY0)

414 Kurt Cobain was your typical, self-absorbed "woe is me" soiboi who was coddled and told he was special all his life.

Fucker needed a spell in the army.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 06, 2020 04:53 PM (2JVJo)

415 >>>Alice in Chains> Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam


Accepted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (VWp7G)

416 Had just returned from Europe, defeated the Red Horde and all that, and Cobain (who was apparently lying when he sang he "didn't have a gun") had just offed himself, and Rolling Stone had published a whole issue devoted to the letters from fans.

Yes, they were all like "he spoke for a generation!"

And I am like, he rhymed libido and mosquito. That's all I got.
Posted by: blaster at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)


There's no point being all "sour grapes" about it, but the whole generation of grunk or whatever they call it was a bunch of snot nosed boys who listened to their Sonic Youth, Replacements, Husker Du, and maybe a bit of this and that mixed in, and somehow... they made this huge splash. Selling millions of records, selling out stadiums.

Meanwhile, the acts that came just before them, the ones who sliced through the overwrought mainstream rock, for the most part continued in obscurity, or left the business and started selling lumber at the hardware store.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (hku12)

417 400 Pearl Jam > Nickelback.

That's the best I can do.
Posted by: eleven at October 06, 2020 04:52 PM (XTyi0)


Toilet farts > nickleback

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (emxxF)

418 Someone had erected a Trump sign in the style of the Hollywood sign, along the 405 freeway in LA, on their own private property. They were forced to remove it today because our rulers declared it was a "traffic hazard." You may imagine what would not have happened had the sign read "Biden."
You have no rights, especially not in Clownifornia.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 06, 2020 04:19 PM


Twatter was beside themselves over this one. Strange how land owners can put billboards up on their property advertising for beef or corn on the 405, but Trump is too much for them to deal with.

I hope the landowner sues their asses. Because this is different from advertising, this is protected under the 1A. Maybe they should be more concerned about illegals without registered cars or insurance, or the idiots driving by braille at 80 while texting.

This state is killing me.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (8B6Ng)

419 I met Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane and... The Lovin' Spoonful.. I "dated" Carlos Santana's brother... Lived in SF during the hippie times...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (Zmnko)

420 Hey Joe, I don't want to be united with your voter base. In fact it would be great if they'd all sail off on an ice floe.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 06, 2020 04:50 PM (U9HLk)
........

surrounded by killer whales.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

421 So Joe wants us to unite and come together? Yeah, that'll be a hard no from me. We have nothing in common.

Posted by: Eric at October 06, 2020 04:55 PM (4q3U3)

422 Wish so much that we could take all the billions, the urgency, the promotion and publicity from silly covid and put it all on cancer. That's the most horrifying disease and most barbaric treatment I know of....and when I think of all this panic spent on a new "cold" variety of corona...
Just one more reason to
be upset about stupid covid.

Posted by: hey! ho! let's go! at October 06, 2020 04:55 PM (ZBkSG)

423 Guitarists, it is pretty much whatever mood that I am in.

Sorry to hear about Eddie, from what I've heard, he was one of the nice guys that was the heart of Van Halen and a great guitar player..

Another great guitar player, recently deceased could also blow you away with sheer talent. For a seminar on technical expertise in playing, watch the Roy Clark you tube video (there are also performance videos of this) guest starring on the Odd Couple tv show. He is playing Malaguena (sorry no can do accent marks). https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5ypyh26

Also a great funny but technically expert banjo duet with all time great banjo player Buck Trent performing Dueling Banjos (an older Hee Haw version and a later one). https://preview.tinyurl.com/y58sxydh 1975 version.

Also want to put in a word for little known Richard Thompson (for a sample of his chops--find Tear Stained Letter from his album Hand of Kindness). https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4ubmkxh

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 04:55 PM (OLiBJ)

424 OAN - Led Zeppelin won a copyright fight over Stairway to heaven

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (OjZpE)

425 Chris Cornell, Lane Staley, Bradley Nowell. Just about every band I liked, the singer is dead.

Even Lane Staley knew he was going to die young, he was on a catastrophic, lightspeed downward dive. Disappointing still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

426 419 I met Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane and... The Lovin' Spoonful.. I "dated" Carlos Santana's brother... Lived in SF during the hippie times...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (Zmnko)


And you, persist. Bravo, donna, bravo!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (bCLt0)

427 Nirvana's Unplugged performance they did for MTV is actually very good.


There were several of those Unplugged shows that were very good. I love the Alice in Chains episode.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (0CeRG)

428 I saw an interview years and years ago with Dee Snider of Twisted Sister and the interviewer apparently didn't understand the music business.

He asked Dee what life was like at home and he said it was the greatest job in the world because when he got home he could move around anywhere and no one knew who he was. The interviewer looked sort of incredulous and Dee said "What, you think I'm out cutting the grass in this wig and makeup?"



Posted by: Azathoth at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (U9HLk)

429 >>>Toilet farts > nickleback



Yoko Ono > Nickelback

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G)

430 Sad. 2020 is an awful year.

Posted by: IC at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

431 Didn't Obama put Biden in charge of curing cancer?

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (l3+k2)

432 429 >>>Toilet farts > nickleback



Yoko Ono > Nickelback
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G


Judges ruling?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (emxxF)

433 NO STAIRWAY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) points at sign at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: IloveJesu at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (qUdax)

435 Fuck Joe Biden and fuck the Dems, WAR.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (4NtsG)

436 Kurt Cobain was your typical, self-absorbed "woe is me" soiboi who was coddled and told he was special all his life.


No he wasn't. He was a half orphan whose parents abused him. He was sleeping in a bathtub when the band first broke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (q2K0j)

437 London Boys > Nickelback.

Posted by: tubal at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (bCLt0)

438 Dont you tell me

Posted by: IloveJesu at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (qUdax)

439 Cobain was a huge talent, and Nirvana was great, but Alice in Chains was better and huger in talent.

Man in a Box was mind-rending when it came out. I heard it the first time and yelled WHAT WAS THAT???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

440 428 I saw an interview years and years ago with Dee Snider of Twisted Sister and the interviewer apparently didn't understand the music business.

He asked Dee what life was like at home and he said it was the greatest job in the world because when he got home he could move around anywhere and no one knew who he was. The interviewer looked sort of incredulous and Dee said "What, you think I'm out cutting the grass in this wig and makeup?"



Posted by: Azathoth at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (U9HLk)

Dee Snider is a kneeler. A 'wear the mask' bro.
Fuck him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)

441 I met Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane and... The Lovin' Spoonful.. I "dated" Carlos Santana's brother... Lived in SF during the hippie times...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (Zmnko)


Mom? Is that you?? It's me, your long lost son, Burt Santana!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (hku12)

442 Yoko Ono > Nickelback
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G


Judges ruling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (emxxF)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (XrCyE)

443 IWantsMeSomeWars

Posted by: IloveJesu at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (qUdax)

444 Somebody said 2020!
Lord strike that poor boy down!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (q1fUc)

445 Biden's Gettysburg PA speech is over.
Seemed like 50 to 100 there, being generous.
It reminds me of Hillary in 2016 when she could only fill university settings.



FoxNews...Biden was keeping people away for safety. Sure.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (v2c9/)

446 Yoko Ono > Nickelback
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G


Judges ruling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (emxxF)

Oh, hell naw.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (XrCyE)

447 Sundowner Joe unity is follow my leaders or else.

I really need to talk to my mother, I know she is voting for Sundowner and the destruction of my country.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (OjZpE)

448 I just heard the news a few minutes ago. I'm stunned. I had no idea he had a relapse of throat cancer. I saw he and his son Wolfie in concert many years back when they went back out on tour with David Lee Roth. RIP to a true guitar genius.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (O+I8R)

449
Mom? Is that you?? It's me, your long lost son, Burt

.Santana!!!


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (Zmnko)

450 Down in a hole is playing on the office radio right now

Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (2cfUo)

451 From Insty:

Tyler County grand jury indicts Netflix for controversial Cuties movie.

So it is not all bad news today.


Weird Dave has taken over already?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (qc+VF)

452 I like Nirvana better than Foo Fighters. It's not that I don't like Foo Fighters. But they're kinda . . . forgettable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (H5knJ)

453 Alice in Chains> Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam


Accepted.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (VWp7G)

Soundgarden >>>>>>

But otherwise, I'm down.

Posted by: golfman at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (hOMhY)

454 Meanwhile, the acts that came just before them, the ones who sliced through the overwrought mainstream rock, for the most part continued in obscurity, or left the business and started selling lumber at the hardware store.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (hku12)[/]

So many bands came out at the start of the 90's and were roundly ignored because they didn't follow the Pendleton crowd of sameness.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (8B6Ng)

455 I know a lot of rockers have passed, but this one feels a lot like the door to an era is beginning to close rapidly. From the 50's to the late 90's rock and roll was a shared community experience because of radio. There was a continuity to it. Think Wolfman Jack in that car movie with Ritchie Cunningham and Indiana Jones.

Now music is all fractured and curated and whatever the listener wants, whenever, ear buds in, everything else out.
Jeebus I am a mope today. I hate fall. Get off my lawn.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (34lUx)

456 399:Alice Cooper is, of all things, a born-again Christian and has led several rockers to God.

It's a weird world.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo



I know! Crazy. He led Blackie Lawless (of WASP fame) to Jesus. It still blows my mind. Cooper was also good friends with Glenn Campbell. Apparently there kids hung out with each other.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (CLj6f)

457 Loved Van Halen but I truly love Clapton. I'm going to be decimated when he goes.

Posted by: Megthered at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (SM/op)

458 429 >>>Toilet farts > nickleback



Yoko Ono > Nickelback
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G)

Nickleback >>>> Biden

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (Ojki1)

459
FoxNews...Biden was keeping people away for safety. Sure.

LOL...I'd love to wipe that stupid smile of his face

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (Zmnko)

460 I wouldnt put a huge amount of emphasis on Biden's tiny crowds. His backers are terrified of the Wuhan Flu and don't want to go to any big gathering. Its hard to quantify how much affect that has or how big his audiences would be (especially with bused in homeless) if there was no panic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

461 Man in a Box was mind-rending when it came out. I heard it the first time and yelled WHAT WAS THAT???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

I still get chills when I hear Would.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

462 262 ... Also David Lee Roth is the best singer who can't sing of all time.


*******
I think that particular designation goes to Tom Petty. Cool songs, but that nasal voice is painful.

Posted by: Sassy at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (tUGnI)

463 Good call out whig. I'll add: Jerry Reed.

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (Y8DtA)

464 Nood

Posted by: Bete at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (Ojki1)

465 Biden's Gettysburg PA speech is over.
Seemed like 50 to 100 there, being generous.
It reminds me of Hillary in 2016 when she could only fill university settings.
FoxNews...Biden was keeping people away for safety. Sure.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2020 04:58 PM (v2c9/)

then why bother? If it's unsafe for people to be at a "rally", then it's unsafe for the 50-100 who were there. Or is there some specific number in which Covid can or cannot be spread?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (liNZi)

466 I "dated" Carlos Santana's brother... Lived in SF during the hippie times...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (Zmnko)

The uncle of an old friend of mine was Santana's drummer...I'm not sure for how long. But they had a lot of different drummers, so...um...never mind.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (xT2tT)

467
Alice in Chains>
Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam
Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 04:48 PM (2cfUo)


The nothing song sticks to your mouth like peanut butter on the brain.

aaaaiiieeeeeeieiiieeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

468 I hope the landowner sues their asses. Because this is different from advertising, this is protected under the 1A. Maybe they should be more concerned about illegals without registered cars or insurance, or the idiots driving by braille at 80 while texting.

This state is killing me.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 06, 2020 04:54 PM (8B6Ng)

The Lady Bird Johnson rule is 660 feet. From the looks of it they had it covered.

Posted by: golfman at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (hOMhY)

469 I was sad when Chris Cornell died. Not surprised. Just sad. What a voice. Seems a lot of bands from that early 90s era have come to sad and short ends.

Layne Staley was the "sad, not surprised" for me. The 90s Alice In Chains records were incredible.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (6XLoz)

470 Santana DVX make you wanna have sex

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (ifmtJ)

471 Alice In Chains was the best of Seattle at the time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (wYPT+)

472 Yoko Ono > Nickelback
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G


Judges ruling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (emxxF)


Nothing's worse than Nickelback. It is known.

I had a friend who was a fan of theirs, unironically. She used to get me to listen to her crappy music, and I never liked anything she tried to share. We stopped being friends though, after I told her Dave Mathews was a pretentious twit.

True story.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (hku12)

473 I'll add: Jerry Reed.
Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (Y8DtA)


He was a pickin' mo fo, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Glad to see you back Christopher. Hope that you are doing well.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (OLiBJ)

475 Alice Cooper is, of all things, a born-again Christian and has led several rockers to God.

Calvinist, very strong Christian. Really smart guy, too.

Alice in Chains> Stone Temple Pilots > Foo Fighters > Nirvana > Pearl Jam

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

476 If you're bringing out Jerry Reed, you can't leave out Roy Clark.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

477 Posted by: Azathoth at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (U9HLk)



Dee Snider is a kneeler. A 'wear the mask' bro.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 06, 2020 04:57 PM (ifmtJ)


Oh the irony.
Not gonna take it? Ok champ.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (34lUx)

478 May his Family Find Strength and Be Comforted ...

Posted by: Adriane the Only Behr Paint Critic ... at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (LPnfS)

479 Nood.


Topic


Ratcliffe

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 06, 2020 05:02 PM (v2c9/)

480 -
--
Toilet farts > nickleback




---

Yoko Ono > Nickelback

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM (VWp7G




---

Judges ruling?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 06, 2020 04:56 PM

------------


Indeed, Yoko Ono is equal to toilet farts.

Posted by: Awful Sound Algebra Judges at October 06, 2020 05:02 PM (SchQD)

481 I still get chills when I hear Would.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 06, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)

^^^^

Posted by: golfman at October 06, 2020 05:02 PM (hOMhY)

482 I know a lot of rockers have passed, but this one feels a lot like the door to an era is beginning to close rapidly. From the 50's to the late 90's rock and roll was a shared community experience because of radio. There was a continuity to it. Think Wolfman Jack in that car movie with Ritchie Cunningham and Indiana Jones.

Now music is all fractured and curated and whatever the listener wants, whenever, ear buds in, everything else out.
Jeebus I am a mope today. I hate fall. Get off my lawn.

--

This x1000. Except for the hate fall part.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2020 05:03 PM (O+I8R)

483 I could listen to Nickleback if I had to but I'd rip my own ears out rather than suffer through Yoko Ono's screeching lunacy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

484 451 From Insty:

Tyler County grand jury indicts Netflix for controversial Cuties movie.

So it is not all bad news today.
Weird Dave has taken over already?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 06, 2020 04:59 PM (qc+VF)


It IS good news! This is Tyler County, town is Woodville. Texas is kind of goofy with names - Rusk is in Cherokee County, Henderson is in Rusk County. Athens is in Henderson County. Woodville is in Tyler County, and Tyler is in Smith County.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)

485 FUCK !!! RIP EVH

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (1Dmt5)

486 Oh, it's two for Tuesday. Angry Chair now.

Posted by: Priapism at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (2cfUo)

487 355 My favorite guitarist is Joe Bonamassa.

That's why I'm just a lurker.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Dsj62)

Bonamassa is excellent, at the top of his game, and well, alive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

488 The more the legends pass on, the more we're stuck with the shit produced today.



Rock music is dead. Get over it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)



I thought so too, until I heard of an unknown called Greta Van Fleet about 3 years ago. Don't know about their new stuff, but their EP kicked ass and was refreshingly new. For a band whose parents undoubtedly played Rush, Zeppelin, etc, they are good.

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 06, 2020 05:05 PM (R2gO3)

489 Alice in Chains had an EP I loved. Jar of Flies. It was Grunge "Blues". They had a unique sound to them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2020 05:05 PM (CLj6f)

490 If you're bringing out Jerry Reed, you can't leave out Roy Clark.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 06, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope - another badass.

Posted by: Abiss at October 06, 2020 05:05 PM (Y8DtA)

491 >>>Toilet farts > nickleback
........

It's the acoustics. And the instrument.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

492 I still think Jimi Hendrix was the best guitarist

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2020 05:06 PM (OjZpE)

493 (qc+VF)


It IS good news! This is Tyler County, town is Woodville. Texas is kind of goofy with names - Rusk is in Cherokee County, Henderson is in Rusk County. Athens is in Henderson County. Woodville is in Tyler County, and Tyler is in Smith County.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)


And Crockett is in Houston County.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2020 05:06 PM (gfCY0)

494 I've got the Fizz Monkey on my back. I've got the Soda Stream setup but, despite sending me advertising email almost daily, they are out of stock of replacement cylinders. I attribute this to the 'Rona lockdown. I know Israel is taking it very seriously. Now a predatory capitalist shark has smelled blood in the water. Soda Sense is a company that does have cylinders available although at a higher price (and Soda Stream are the Jews). So now that Soda Stream has its hands tied behind its back, Soda Sense moves in. Allegedly, once you buy a membership, they are price competitive.

Thank God for price gouging!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 06, 2020 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

495 Sad that he died. Maybe I'm too old but I'm over the star worship. We all have some talent. Actors musicians sportsballers. I'm done. When they advance meaning and ease life for humanity I will care. My heroes need to do more. Many many more people have led more heroic lives than Mr musician.


Maybe I'm just in a mood.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 06, 2020 05:08 PM (0OmEj)

496 @ChuckRossDC

Brennan responded on CNN:

"If in fact what the Russians were alleging, that Hillary was trying to highlight the reported connections between Trump and the Russians -- and that's a big 'if' -- there is nothing at all illegal about that."

https://tinyurl.com/y2by3bvd

Nice try, dickhead....that's not what the docs said.

Posted by: Tami at October 06, 2020 05:09 PM (cF8AT)

497 490 Re Roy Clark see above, I linked to you tube video of the famous guest star role of Roy Clark on the Odd Couple tv show. He is playing Malaguena and blows Tony Randall and Jack Klugman away.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 05:09 PM (OLiBJ)

498 Bonamassa is excellent, at the top of his game, and well, alive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2020 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

Not for me. It all sounds the same.

I'd rather listen to old YouTubes of SkyDog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joafeJQ890A

Posted by: golfman at October 06, 2020 05:09 PM (hOMhY)

499 Hendrix is one of those guitarists who's great because of how many people he influenced. Technically, there are 10-year-olds who surpass him today.

Posted by: joe joe at October 06, 2020 05:10 PM (l7Y3k)

500 Jack White was not supposed to be a technical guitar god...like Tom Petty, his thing was reaching into all the trad genres and pulling out pieces to perform or put together in his own way....from accoustic ditties (we are gonna be friends or whatever) to stunners like "Doorbell" -- it was his range and the way he recognized, knew about, and used influences that put him in that crowd
(and yeah, the Edge is who doesn't belong. U2 most overrated over.) Back to White--heck, the emotion and style of "jolene" -- that type of thing reminds me of Lyle Lovett mixing up all different varieties of American music...and White brought back, so to speak, Loretta Lynn, with a newly-produced piece of music, carefully crafted. His trad-country stuff with Brendon Benson interesting, too.
Range. But Oh, geez, Eddie-----

Posted by: hey! ho! let's go! at October 06, 2020 05:10 PM (ZBkSG)

501 "I know a lot of rockers have passed, but this one feels a lot like the door to an era is beginning to close rapidly. From the 50's to the late 90's rock and roll was a shared community experience because of radio."

My god, you're SO right. I hadn't considered that. Maybe that's why each of these recent musicians' passing has been a gut shot. Each freaking time.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Gb130)

502 "I still get chills when I hear Would."

In my opinion, AIC's best song. Very raw vocally and emotionally. My favorite of theirs to play on guitar.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 06, 2020 05:14 PM (Gb130)

503
A 1984 live version of Richard Thompson's Tear Stained Letter as well https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59kos99

A good live version from another guitar legend, Pete Townshend playing acoustic at the Secret Policeman's Other Ball
Pinball Wizard and a rave version of Don't Get Fooled Again.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/hywgoef

But even legends like Pete Townshend and Dave Gilmour can get hung up on a unique tuning.

Funny Dave Wakeling short interview (three minutes or so) discussing Townshend trying to figure out the tuning for the English Beat's Save it For Later song to cover it. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxjtbk8h

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 05:16 PM (OLiBJ)

504 RIP Thanks for the music.

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 06, 2020 05:17 PM (2Xl1i)

505 Grew up being the sound guy for my friends band practicing Van Halen over and over with the lead singer being a ~15YO Trent Reznor.

Posted by: doesky2 at October 06, 2020 05:21 PM (mBKqb)

506 Just fuck me running.Same age, so many fun memories of blasting VH out the sound systems.
Gonna turn it up to 11 and pop off a few shots of Drambuie to celebrate a life well spent with all it's ups and downs.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+YZe8)

507 Also want to put in a word for little known Richard Thompson (for a sample of his chops--find Tear Stained Letter from his album Hand of Kindness). https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4ubmkxh

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 04:55 PM (OLiBJ)


I've seen Thompson multiple times starting with a tour in the 80s promoting Across a Crowded Room. Great guitarist, songwriter and singer and hilarious talking between songs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 06, 2020 05:33 PM (y7DUB)

508 I saw Van Halen II at Masonic Temple, Detroit in 1978. Acoustically perfect, it seats only about 4600 people. They rocked!!

Posted by: Bill R. at October 06, 2020 05:43 PM (wzzJf)

509 ...Another great guitar player, recently deceased could also blow you away with sheer talent. For a seminar on technical expertise in playing, watch the Roy Clark you tube video (there are also performance videos of this) guest starring on the Odd Couple tv show. He is playing Malaguena (sorry no can do accent marks). https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5ypyh26

-snip-

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2020 04:55 PM (OLiBJ)

I just watched that Odd Couple performance, and was just blown away, as you said, by that man's ability. On an acoustic guitar, no less. You can tell that Randall and Klugman stopped being characters in a series, but became simply people who were in the midst of greatness, in awe of a spectacular performance.

I always get deeply moved - to the point of tears - when I see incredible ability like that.

Thanks for letting me know about that. I remember Roy Clark from Hee Haw growing up, but had no idea what I was watching at the time. Same with Glen Campbell.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2020 05:47 PM (6xA3t)

510 He was a liberal

Posted by: Kurt at October 06, 2020 06:16 PM (nmeGl)

511 330 281

I liked that version of Canon in D because it's a different take on the piece...sounds pretty good as rock.

I was in college when the Canon in D was practically everywhere.... in movie soundtracks, commercials, etc. My sister cracked me up when she gave me as a bday present an album by the Cambridge Buskers, and the liner notes said that the album was great because it didn't contain a version of the Canon in D.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at October 06, 2020 07:02 PM (rw/ga)

512 Thank you for not posting any Hagard garbage.

Posted by: Teleskier at October 06, 2020 07:29 PM (JKZBg)

513 Funny thing about throat cancer: it was essentially completely unknown prior to the late 1800s.

Just a very few, very occasional, very rare cases.

Then the incidence started going up. In the 1920s it became a bit more common. It kept on ramping up through the 30s and 40s. Then, in the 1960s, it skyrocketed. By the early 20-oughts it was one of the most common cancers in human beings.

Isn't that just a little unusual? Going from essentially nonexistent to extremely common? Isn't that something worth ... noticing? Isn't it worth talking about?

The thing is, of course, the medical professionals already know exactly why it happened. They don't talk about it. Because if they did, they'd be yelled at for being prudes.

When you take highly active biological substances and apply them to mucus membranes that aren't designed for them, unexpected things happen. This is why oral sex and anal sex cause cancer. And help kill the people doing it.

"Hur-de-hur-hur, sounds like incel talk!" will be the only answer you'll get if you try discussing it.

But this is the truth.

Posted by: Rollory at October 06, 2020 10:51 PM (E+y+B)

514 Hola! I've been reading your weblog for some time
now and finally got the courage to go ahead and give you a shout out from Huffman Tx!
Just wanted to say keep up the great job!

Posted by: Instruments from Musical-Instruments.Online at October 07, 2020 09:16 PM (A1ilW)

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