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Biden's Political Director in Texas is Implicated in Massive -- Massive -- "Ballot Harvesting" Fraud

I wish the media and the NeverTrump traitors would spend 1% of the time on insisting on a clean and legal election as they do in demanding that Trump concede no matter what the outcome, or how it was purloined.

You want a peaceful transition of power?

This is not the way to get a peaceful transition of power.


Biden Campaign operatives in Texas are attempting to rig the 2020 election with a massive ballot harvesting scheme, according to two private investigators who testified under oath that they have "video evidence, documentation and witnesses" to prove it. With the help of mass mail-in ballots, the illegal ballot harvesting operation could harvest 700,000 ballots, one Harris County Democrat operative allegedly bragged.

The investigators--a former FBI agent and former police officer--claim that Biden's Texas Political Director Dallas Jones and his cohorts have been "hoarding mail-in and absentee ballots" and ordering operatives to them fill out for people in Harris County illegally, "including dead people, homeless people, and nursing home residents in the 2020 presidential election," Patrick Howley of the National File reported.

While law enforcement agencies are reportedly investigating these potential crimes, nothing will be done about it until "well after the November 3, 2020 election" the former FBI agent said.
...

Aguirre noted that the ballot harvesters have been exploiting the elderly with the complicity of nursing home staff.

I have in my possession video-taped interviews of witnesses attesting to the aforementioned people having groups of people completing thousands of absentee and mail-in ballots, including completing ballots for deceased individuals; illegally going into nursing homes, with the complicity of the nursing home staff, and filling out and forging the signatures of nursing home residents; signing up homeless individuals to vote using the ballot harvester's address then completing the ballot and forging the homeless individual’s signature.

This entire operation is being run by the elite politicians of the Democrat Party in Houston/Hams County. FURTHER AFFIANT SAYETH NOT.


More at the link.

Of course, Ilhan Omar's criminal staffers are doing this in Minnesota as well.

U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) has been linked to a massive illegal vote-buying scheme in an elderly community in her heavily Somali district in Minneapolis. The illegal ballot harvesting operation is just the latest in a growing list of federal crimes the self-avowed democratic socialist is alleged to have committed in recent years, including marrying her brother to commit immigration fraud and student loan fraud.

Project Veritas investigators traveled to Minneapolis to see what they could discover regarding the alleged Somali vote harvesting scheme.

"U.S. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar--also affectionately known as a member of 'the Squad' -- and her campaign may be behind one of the biggest voter fraud schemes in American history, but this time, we have it on tape," said Project Veritas founder James O'Keefe.

According to investigative journalist David Steinberg, rumors have swirled for years that Ilhan’s campaign team operated an elaborate system to purchase thousands of votes from seniors when she ran for office in 2016 and 2018. Those allegations have been forwarded to the FBI.

In the first video in the Project Veritas series, Minneapolis ballot harvester Liban Mohamed can be seen bragging that it takes serious money to run a successful vote-harvesting operation.

...


"At the end of the street, there are three towers. They’re called Horn Towers, and it’s all seniors," a Somali source told a Project Veritas investigator. "And they took every ballot," the source, a former political worker, added. "Every single ballot. They knock on the door and say, 'your ballots come? Give it to me, give it to me.'"

The woman said she saw political operatives "carrying bags of money" provided by Omar's campaign chair Ali (Isse) Gainey to pay people off. She said he was "coordinating everything."

Omar Jamal, a political insider active in the city's Somali community, corroborated the woman’s claims.

@MinneapolisPD
ALLEGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD BEING EVALUATED. White heavy check mark The MPD is aware of the allegations of vote harvesting. We are in the process of looking into the validity of those statements. No further information is available at this time on this.

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM




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1 Test test...

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (MqQvv)

2 Ace!

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (MqQvv)

3 Wow, I'm here.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

4 You left the bold tap on!

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (MqQvv)

5 Never first...

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

6 Bold, but "back" for the comments?

Posted by: gdgm+ at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ExnWy)

7 The hamsters got their demands?

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (Ojki1)

8 BLURST!

Posted by: Bettey Marcineaux at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (jvQ5d)

9 Don't forget about the ballot harvesting in Minnesota by Ilhan Omar that has been exposed by Project Veritas.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

10 And the DOJ will do....

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

11 It was a drive-by. That went on for about three hours.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (MqQvv)

12 So...where do we go to call Nood?

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Ojki1)

13 >>11 It was a drive-by. That went on for about three hours.


what country were the attacks coming from?

A lot of people are being pestered by Chinese bots.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

14 I comment, therefore I am!

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Om2Hq)

15 There is no voter fraud. Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, and Omar told me so...

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

16 Voter Fraud is a myth.

Like the sasquatch or the female orgasm.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (V5Cte)

17 10 And the DOJ will do....
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

#twoWeeks[/s}
#FourYears

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)

18 9 Don't forget about the ballot harvesting in Minnesota by Ilhan Omar that has been exposed by Project Veritas.
Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

Can we replace the FBI with the Veritas Staff and Barr with AtC, please, Pres Trump?

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (ONvIw)

19 No vote fraud. Swearsies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (L+dy5)

20 I was starting to get the shakes.
Not that I have an AoS addiction.
I can stop anytime I want.
Really.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (M/9m0)

21
This isn't the hill to die on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)

22 Now I know how Randy Marsh felt when he finally got back internet access!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (7o4Oo)

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)

24 21
This isn't the hill to die on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)

Keeping all my Chinese investments is the hill to die on

Posted by: Donks and GOPe at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (ONvIw)

25 what country were the attacks coming from?

A lot of people are being pestered by Chinese bots.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

California.

I vote for nuking.

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Ojki1)

26 >While law enforcement agencies are reportedly investigating these potential crimes, nothing will be done about it until "well after the November 3, 2020 election" the former FBI agent said.



but of course

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)

27 And, the 7th Circuit has ruled ballots must be postmarked no later than election day in WI, instead of 6 days later as 'ordered' by the commie Gov.

Posted by: davidt at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (l3+k2)

28 Thank the Lord they are catching this shit prior to the election!

In other good news, willowed;

296 Trump got his THIRD Nobel nomination.

Hot damn
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (emxxF

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (emxxF)

29 Don't want to have a Fenelon Freakout, but how will Trump win with this ballot harvesting going on?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (WkPC9)

30 It's "naught" not "not." Further affiant sayeth NAUGHT.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

31 Oh ok, I just willowed myself I think

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (8B6Ng)

32 I should take this opportunity, with comments being down, to complain about how disappointed I am in the site's readers, without any fear of back-lip.
#BeBetter, people. #BeBetter.



Sheesh. Comments go down, and Ace turns into David French. Be better, Ace.

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (786Ro)

33 Funny how that happened after the AtC post.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (L+dy5)

34 Greg the Boneless better get on this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (gDxfW)

35 I was starting to hate myself.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

36
You had me at 'nothing will be done about it '

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)

37 Keeping all my Chinese investments is the hill to die on
Posted by: Donks and GOPe at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (ONvIw)

Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

38 We're back!

So many of my comments died a sad, lonely death.

OK, to the post.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (pMTBE)

39 Complete insanity:

CDC Director Robert Redfield has resorted to "placing" fabricated "news" articles about random (unnamed) nobodies "overhearing" his phone conversations bashing his rival Scott Adams, and undermining Trump:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8781279/ CDC-director-Robert-Redfield-overheard- criticizing-COVID-adviser-Scott-Atlas.html

"'Everything he says is false': CDC director Robert Redfield is overheard criticizing White House COVID-19 task force adviser Scott Atlas"

That article should be exhibit "A" in the Museum of Fake News. The whole thing was fabricated from the very start by Redfield, just trying to get more media-time for his anti-Trump whining.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (HEEq1)

40 video evidence, documentation and witnesses"


Highly heavily ultra mega super dooper pooper scooper double dog ultra edited videos!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (dNzKv)

41 If this is real, with video evidence as claimed, then TRUMP OWES $420M AND IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8B6Ng)

42 But Trump only paid $75 in taxes!!!

Posted by: Juan Williams' bulging eyeballs at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

43 31
Oh ok, I just willowed myself I think


Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (8B6Ng)

Sounds like you're into SM...

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

44 I was hoping that Covid protocols to protect the truly vulnerable would keep the fraudsters away from the nursing homes.
But I guess there are staff members who have different priorities.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (M/9m0)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (D3cJf)

46 I know we always talk about beating the "margin of fraud" but geez did we think it was 700,000 ballots in a couple freaking counties?

Posted by: the dandy at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (hd4Td)

47 So many of my comments died a sad, lonely death.

OK, to the post.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (pMTBE)

In zee end, everyzing dies a sad, lonely death, non?
But eez meaningless anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

48 This is a comment. A comment, this is.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (KTq2u)

49 @MinneapolisPD
ALLEGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD BEING EVALUATED. White heavy check mark ...


________



That won't be snowflake-triggering at all ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Om2Hq)

50 Can someone in Texas please exact Texas-style justice to these schmucks?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (ch6++)

51 You can't indict this close to the election!

/s

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

52

free pic of AOC's boobs


https:s: nicerackbutownerisbatsocrazyandwillcutyou

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (GIeIM)

53 Trump and his campaign are surely aware

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (HwiWi)

54 David French: "The Conservative Case for Massive Left-Wing Voter Fraud"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)

55 >>> I was starting to get the shakes.
Not that I have an AoS addiction.
I can stop anytime I want.
Really.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (M/9m0)

====

This^^^^

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (t+7Up)

56 39
Complete insanity:



CDC Director Robert Redfield has resorted to "placing" fabricated
"news" articles about random (unnamed) nobodies "overhearing" his phone
conversations bashing his rival Scott Adams, and undermining Trump


Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (HEEq1)

What did the Dilbert creator do you receive such approbrium?

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

57 It would be interesting to see the stats on busty lesbian pron consumption for today vs a normal weekday.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (qc+VF)

58 ...in the process of initiating a soon-to-be-announced, pending, inquiry into the possibility of evaluating the likelihood of exploring an INVESTIGATION into these unfounded allegations...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (3tgnk)

59 That article should be exhibit "A" in the Museum of Fake News. The whole
thing was fabricated from the very start by Redfield, just trying to
get more media-time for his anti-Trump whining.


I predicted that Redfield would be gone after the election the first time I saw him on TV, at the beginning of the pandemic. What a putz.

Posted by: pep at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (v16oJ)

60 35 I was starting to hate myself.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

Huh. I forget there are people who don't start with that as their base of feelings of self.

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Ojki1)

61 I feel a bit bad for James O'Keefe if this steals his thunder, but damn, this is huge beyond all reason. Seriously, maybe 3/4 of a million votes?
Undoubtedly, the video is deceptively edited.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (8B6Ng)

62 Hamster Lives Matter

Meet their demands, now, for the love of humanity.

Hey, Hey. Ho, Ho. These hamster wheels have got to go.

Posted by: TheGASS at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (iXJM1)

63 BTW, Ace, I enjoyed your sidebar comments while posting was down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (WkPC9)

64 57 It would be interesting to see the stats on busty lesbian pron consumption for today vs a normal weekday.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (qc+VF)

Better scrub my computer...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

65
In zee end, everyzing dies a sad, lonely death, non?
But eez meaningless anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

------------

*repetitive minor key accordion music*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (mht8P)

66 30 It's "naught" not "not." Further affiant sayeth NAUGHT.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)
--------------------------------
You be naughty, Insom!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (M/9m0)

67 41
If this is real, with video evidence as claimed, then TRUMP OWES $420M AND IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE


Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8B6Ng)

Only if Hillary does it for him.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

68 Ah, you know, I'm a better Boswell after my forced hiatus...thank you Ace.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (w2LAm)

69 New NYT/Sienna poll of Pennsylvania (likely voters)...

Biden 49
Trump 40

Posted by: chimpy at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (9QuQV)

70 35 I was starting to hate myself.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

Starting to? That's a day that ends in "y" for me...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

71 I give it til Jan 2?

Buy ammo.

Posted by: golfman at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (hOMhY)

72
It's "naught" not "not." Further affiant sayeth NAUGHT.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM


for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (xsp2a)

73 In zee end, everyzing dies a sad, lonely death, non?

But eez meaningless anyway.



Posted by: Insomniac



Oui.

Posted by: sperm at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (3tgnk)

74 51
You can't indict this close to the election!



/s

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)

I believe that's what RGB said on her deathbed.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

75 55 >>> I was starting to get the shakes.
Not that I have an AoS addiction.
I can stop anytime I want.
Really.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:10 PM (M/9m0)

====

This^^^^
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (t+7Up)

Mr too!

I stopped all afternoon, just today, for instance.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UAO3g)

76 72- I took that for granite

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (7o4Oo)

77 @MinneapolisPD
ALLEGATIONS OF VOTER FRAUD BEING EVALUATED. White heavy check mark ...



check mark privilege and fat shaming all in one

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (786Ro)

78
Massive mail in voter fraud............
700,000 fake votes in a county in Texas.............
Nothing will be done until well after Nov 3..............



NOW do you understand WHY AoS has a Gun Thread?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)

79 Once this election is over, we need to appoint Omar to chair a blue-ribbon committee to investigate this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)

80 What did the Dilbert creator do you receive such approbrium?
Posted by: jim


Heh.

Scott Atlas, of course.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (HEEq1)

81 ATTENTION CITIZENS....

This is FAKE NEWS.

THAT IS ALL.

*Likely poster in post America

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (3H9h1)

82 So many of my comments died a sad, lonely death.

OK, to the post.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:12 PM (pMTBE)

Many a pet is shell shocked as the Hoard talked to themselves rather then to imaginary voices in gray boxes.

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (Ojki1)

83 i saw white heavy checkmark open for blue checkmark brigade at the cow palace (not that one, the steak house in roosevelt, utah) back in the '90s

Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UPjBG)

84 I miss Henri the existential cat....

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (HwiWi)

85 I just checked the Harris county polling information. Mail in ballots must be postmarked by Election Day by 7:00 p.m AND received by the clerk by 5:00 p.m. the next day after the election. (well, that's dumb.)


The outside envelope must be signed and the signature must match the signature on the ballot. (IF the fraudster has both, it's easy to make the signatures match).

People dropping off signed ballots at a polling place must have valid ID.

(I don't see how this helps avoid ballot harvesting and mailing in fraudulent ballots the day before the election).


A lot of procedure without a lot of safety. Ken Paxton- get on this now.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

86 #13 Ace

I've checked a few of the IP addresses and they were third-tier networking and server hosting companies. Either someone was using a VPN or they were using previously infiltrated servers.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (MqQvv)

87 oh MPD is on it...
aren't they the guys whoshot Justine Diamond?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (nUhF0)

88 >>> It would be interesting to see the stats on busty lesbian pron consumption for today vs a normal weekday.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (qc+VF)

Better scrub my computer...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

=======

Or searches on old skinamax movies.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (t+7Up)

89 You be naughty, Insom!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (M/9m0

Indeed. But usually all for naught.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

90 What did the Dilbert creator do you receive such approbrium?
Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

I am willing to accept Scott Adams as head of the CDC, Dogbert can go to the NIH

Posted by: Donks and GOPe at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ONvIw)

91 Whooooopee! Way to go, Ace!

Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (BRkq2)

92 A NYT poll?. Totally trustsworthy./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WkPC9)

93 There are a lot of people praying. Let's continue praying that evildoers will not prevail and also do our part to vote and do what little (or much) we can to ensure integrity of the elections. Suggestions are welcome.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (pMTBE)

94 Oh, and the ones I checked were all in the US.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (MqQvv)

95 What did Jessie Jackson call this?

"Spreading some 'walking around money' in the Community."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (BM2fS)

96 God-damn motherfuckers*

*Call me!

Posted by: LeBron's Mom at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WFMLs)

97 >>> It would be interesting to see the stats on busty lesbian pron consumption for today vs a normal weekday.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (qc+VF)

Better scrub my computer...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

=======

Or searches on old skinamax movies.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (t+7Up)

======

BTW, Thanks Joe F.

Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (t+7Up)

98 You can't indict this close to the election!


If Barr doesn't make any indictments, the dems promise to consider not making indictments before the next midterms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (dNzKv)

99 10 And the DOJ will do....

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

_________


Bagpipes Symphony Opus #2weeks in F Flat

Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Om2Hq)

100 Hey...look who's back online.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (3D/fK)

101 Let me put on my shocked face over the fact that Democrats are committing voter fraud - what will shock me is if any of these Democrat criminals are held to account for their unlawful actions. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (tSosf)

102 odds that Beto is connected to the Texas scam..?

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4a9Vv)

103 Back in the saddle.again

Posted by: Regular joe at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (L9P9s)

104 86 #13 Ace

I've checked a few of the IP addresses and they were third-tier networking and server hosting companies. Either someone was using a VPN or they were using previously infiltrated servers.
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (MqQvv)


No doubt they were tunneled through VPNs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (emxxF)

105 Once this election is over, we need to appoint Omar to chair a blue-ribbon committee to investigate this.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (dNzKv)


Some people did some things.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (377Zs)

106 The funny part is if this is true, the left will still be shrieking about what a liar Trump is, and Russia!
Besides, this was necessary. Obveeuslee.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8B6Ng)

107 Not wanting to be a wet blanket, but has anyone seen the evidence?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 07:18 PM (cZjDV)

108 Trump won Texas by 800,000 votes.

700,000 fraudulent votes in Harris county alone? Disaster.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

109 Jimmy Carter will determine 'no election interference."

Posted by: David Ritenour at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (cqIXn)

110 Hmm, so we delay prosecuting the ballot cheaters until after the election, because to do otherwise would be unfair and might affect the results? That does not compute somehow. Can't quite put my finger on it, but just doesn't seem quite right.

*Scratches head and tries to remember Aristotle's rules of logic.*

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (/uaBM)

111 I'm initiating a comment-harvesting operation.

**backs up van, opens doors, starts unloading boxes full of comments never used in prior threads**

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)

112 If our side was upfront about abetting a permanent socialist takeover, I'm not sure what they'd be doing any different.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Oka5v)

113 It was The NY Times.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (L+dy5)

114 Walking around money, busing union workers to the polls and making sure they vote " right"( my grandfather ) all old hat Democrat tactics....

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (HwiWi)

115 Gosh! Why didn't WE think of this!

Posted by: Democrat operatives in the 48 other states at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Fc5rx)

116 If this is real, with video evidence as claimed, then TRUMP OWES $420M AND IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Posted by: clutch cargo



I love this shit.

Trump owes $420M, secured against $900M in real property.

It's almost like the fucking MSM thinks nobody in America has ever bought a house in their life.

HUH??? Real Estate?

What's that?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (BM2fS)

117 41
If this is real, with video evidence as claimed, then TRUMP OWES $420M AND IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE

==

W are ready to assist!

- Liberal Suicide Hotline

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (nUhF0)

118 odds that Beto is connected to the Texas scam..?
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4a9Vv)


100 percent chance. His operatives were pretty darn open about bringing in illegals to vote.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

119
Only way to guarantee the vote is by doing it Iraqi style.

Purple fingers all around.

Most states have early voting anyway, so people will have weeks to show up to vote.


And don't tell me the states don't have the budget, after that earlier thread about State of Oregon finances.

It's becoming obvious that many or most Democrats have no intention of following voting laws, some will break them, and the others will turn their heads and cough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

120 odds that Beto is connected to the Texas scam..?
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4a9Vv)

Gee, it was only a week or two ago that CNN and WAPO were wiling that Trump and Barr's allegation of voter upcoming voter fraud was, wait, how did they put it? Oh yeah, evidence free...bwhahaha.

These are the stupidest people on the planet, yet they hold jobs...God does have a sense of humor!

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (w2LAm)

121
Trump won Texas by 800,000 votes.

--------------

Poll trolls say he's going to lose it by 800,000,000 votes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (mht8P)

122 Lenin-Stalin Memorial University poll:

Biden: 125%
Trump : -1,000,000%

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (pMTBE)

123 Gosh! Why didn't WE think of this!

Posted by: Democrat operatives in the 48 other states at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Fc5rx)

Tsk, tsk.

Call me.

Posted by: California at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (8B6Ng)

124 109
Jimmy Carter will determine 'no election interference."

Posted by: David Ritenour at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (cqIXn)

I always think of the SNL skit where he's in Nicaragua monitoring the elections, where the poll worker is a Sandinista solder with a full auto weapon, and the ballots fall through the ballot box onto the floor where they are used to roast marshmallows. At least I think it was SNL

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

125 IMO, Trump takes Texas anyway (even at +700000). So why didn't this A-1 grade ballot harvester go someplace more critical? Is he gaming the lower races?

Posted by: Maybe that's a double entendre at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (BBWrU)

126 119
Only way to guarantee the vote is by doing it Iraqi style.

Purple fingers all around.

Most states have early voting anyway, so people will have weeks to show up to vote.


And don't tell me the states don't have the budget, after that earlier thread about State of Oregon finances.

It's becoming obvious that many or most Democrats have no intention of following voting laws, some will break them, and the others will turn their heads and cough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

You have to dip your dick in purple ink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

127 My ruling is PIXY is unconstitutional

Posted by: CRAZY DIAMOND at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (O+AcM)

128 Tom Fitton and Lou Dobbs weigh in on Barr , Durham and the Coup :



" twoweeks".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (3tgnk)

129 76 72- I took that for granite
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (7o4Oo)

RBG is comatoast.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (3GzTP)

130 Walking around money, busing union workers to the polls and making sure they vote " right"( my grandfather ) all old hat Democrat tactics....

Posted by: steevy



William F. Buckley famously said that he started looking at changing from Democrat to Republican when he discovered his dead grandfather kept voting for Johnson in Texas local elections, long after the dead grandfather became dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (BM2fS)

131 They know there's no downside. Commit fraud, Biden wins, Biden has the new DAs slow walk or completely ignore charges, and everything turns out how they planned.

I know this doesn't have to do with the voter fraud here,
But Presidential, Senatorial and Congressional electrons should all have universal rules across the country. CA or NY shouldn't be allowed to write their own rules which can affect the outcome of a national election.

With multiple credible cases, Trump sould ask Biden, if its found democrats are committing voter fraud, will he declare his win void and hand the job over to the rightfully elected President?

Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (axhr1)

132 I'm hoping the same people who seem to know exactly what the Clinton Foundation was doing has been keeping similar tabs on the vote fraud people.
Hence, this story

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (AwPyG)

133 Violence if Trump wins. Violence if Trump loses.

Weapons oiled up and ammo ready. I may be old but I can still aim and squeeze the trigger.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Fs5vw)

134 NOW do you understand WHY AoS has a Gun Thread?
_______________

Yep, we're not voting our way out of this.

And even if we did, we'd never know it because of all the fraudulent votes that the Dims are manufacturing!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (k4dH2)

135 Piece at WaPo that everyone should stop worrying and just let Biden go apeshit angry/crazy at PDT during the debate.

Yes, PLEASE do so Joe! Yell! Scream! Bleed! Make a complete, utter and total ass of yourself! Show the world what an entitled, enfeebled, unfit freak you are! That'll be sure to gotcha lots of votes, yessiree!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)

136 Every political season we all look at these polls that massively oversample Democrats and laugh.

Every political season the polls end up being mostly right (one big exception being Trump's victory).

My contention is that both of these facts go hand in glove. The polls massively oversample Democrats to account for the vote fraud that massively assists Democrats. If the polls were off by 10 or 20 percent each time because they were a legitimate reflection of the American voter, people would suspect a rat.

I believe Trump's election was the first straight-ish election in many years. Hillary and RBG and all of the political establishment believed to their core that Hillary would win by a massive blowout, so they didn't hit the "Go" button on the co-ordinated vote fraud machine.

I believe there was some vote fraud, but not the co-ordinated vote fraud we usually experience.

This time they're not going to be caught sleeping. Not only is the co-ordinated machine fully engaged, every single Democrat that has any opportunity to commit vote fraud will do so. All of those people receiving unsolicited vote by mail ballots will be turning them in for ex-residents, dead family members, and any neighbor whose mail got mis-delivered.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (sG4Hj)

137 118
odds that Beto is connected to the Texas scam..?

Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4a9Vv)





100 percent chance. His operatives were pretty darn open about bringing in illegals to vote.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

Hey now, they're undocumented voters.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

138 This seems relevant:

@joshdcaplan 2h

FOX NEWS: Ohio rule requiring ballot signatures to be verified upheld by federal judge

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (QPbAP)

139 Poll trolls say he's going to lose it by 800,000,000 votes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:20 PM (mht8P)

Karma, because that's how many Americans Trump personally killed by inventing the Coronavirus.

Posted by: Slow Joe Loves Numbers at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

140 >>Trump won Texas by 800,000 votes.

The closer they get to the election, the tighter the media clutches that binky.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (w2LAm)

141 Not what I wanted to hear. Afternoon at the dentist: I will face either one extraction and one root canal, or two extractions.

So I'm in a mood to look on the dark side. And, since I'm Eeyore, that is dark indeed.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (7X3UV)

142 You have to dip your dick in purple ink.

Like the lizard guy from three posts ago.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (3tgnk)

143 This is why I fear for this election. The left will cheat and nothing will be done to stop it. I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (ofIwF)

144 If they have to do this to win deep blue cities, I would wager that this is going on everywhere and without this fraud the democrats would only have about 50 seats in congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (dNzKv)

145 86 #13 Ace

I've checked a few of the IP addresses and they were third-tier networking and server hosting companies. Either someone was using a VPN or they were using previously infiltrated servers.
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:16 PM (MqQvv)

Moomoo checked his couch and had enough spare change lying around in there to hire Average Joe to run the op.

Posted by: Bete, a poster that disappoints Ace at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (Ojki1)

146 Unpossible, I was told this never happens.

Incidentally they were using elderly at nursing homes for their fraud efforts. Voting for national offices is the interest of the federal government, and they should be using ALL of their resrouces at this point to find, stomp on, and punish any and all voter fraud.

Project Veritas has been all over this recently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

147 >>Like the lizard guy from three posts ago.


"Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day"

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (zxBJy)

148 I have a close family member in a nursing home where they tried to pull this. He's in the middle stages of dementia but was still cogent enough to alert the family when we came in. We're now going to go after the nursing home, their staff and anyone else involved on fraud and 18 USC 594. That's just for starters. If I have to publicize their nursing home name and take every last dollar in lawsuits, we will.

They could stop it. They don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (LcEaB)

149 126
119
You have to dip your dick in purple ink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

I guess only guys and the dicked-trannies vote then?

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

150 We have comments?

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ZfRYq)

151 143 This is why I fear for this election. The left will cheat and nothing will be done to stop it. I'm too old for this shit.
Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (ofIwF)

We're on the same side.

Posted by: Donks and GOPe at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)

152 111 I'm initiating a comment-harvesting operation.

**backs up van, opens doors, starts unloading boxes full of comments never used in prior threads**
Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)

The lizard tattoo guy is still better than a furry teaching kindergarten.

Victory Tits!

Suck it NFL!

That's about all I would have posted


Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

153 138 This seems relevant:

@joshdcaplan 2h

FOX NEWS: Ohio rule requiring ballot signatures to be verified upheld by federal judge
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (QPbAP


Winning the battles!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (emxxF)

154 FOX NEWS: Ohio rule requiring ballot signatures to be verified upheld by federal judge
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:21 PM (QPbAP)

Why is this stuff even in question? They're not even trying to hide their intent to cheat.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (pMTBE)

155 I get why people are upset, but here's the thing. The left is trying to manufacture consent, but what they will get is a war. And you can't win wars with fake guns.

It's be nice if the DOJ cracked down on this. Even if they don't- are you really going to let a pack of globalist blood drinkers just take over your country? Sam Adams would slap the shit out of you.

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

Posted by: trev006 at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (WoupF)

156 Ohio rule requiring ballot signatures to be verified upheld by federal judge

Remember that huge kerfluffle over mail in voting, with the Democrats claiming Trump was trying to stop it?

They based that on two things, both parts of what Nancy Pelosi was trying to force through in a "bailout stimulus" bill.

1) Huge increase in spending for the post office
2) Eliminate any signature requirements for ballots

Gee, now why would Democrats want to eliminate one of the few security measures in mail in voting? What a puzzler.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

157 Does Harris County miss Ed Emmet yet?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (4JLkY)

158
We have comments?
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ZfRYq)

----------

No, everyone is dead from WuFlu. These are comments generated from the Doomsday tapes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (mht8P)

159 Can we set up a pre-arranged signal, a flaming something-or-other, just in case there really is a Fenelon Freak-out? That is something no one should miss.

When you sit right down and think about it, we'd be lucky to survive.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (oRpiG)

160 Bosco!
Bosco!

Posted by: cat ass trophy's PDF ballot at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (an7Mv)

161 So law enforcement can't indict democrats so close to the election because they don't want to appear to be influencing the election,

AND


law enforcement also can't stop democrats who actually are illegally trying to influence the election through fraud.



Arghhh.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

162 While law enforcement agencies are reportedly investigating these
potential crimes, nothing will be done about it until "well after the
November 3, 2020 election" the former FBI agent said.

Something that drives me nuts about the overblown hysteria with the Kung Flu is the excuse it gives for government officials to not do their job. "Oh, we can't come in, there was an 'outbreak' two counties over! And if we come back, our hours will be really limited. Hope it wasn't important." *click*

(I have had this conversation almost verbatim when calling county clerks for Decision Desk.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, kicking the hamsters for good measure at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (XKZwp)

163 154 They never do. They resist even the most common sense things to prevent fraud like removing the dead from voters rolls...

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (HwiWi)

164 Forget it man, it's Houston. Houston is lost, Houston is Portland on the Gulf.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (3AD8C)

165 Also, are Joe and Hunter to be extradited to Ukraine???

https://twitter.com/DHvpwNI0ZIpntY0/status/
1310487012181385217

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (an7Mv)

166 161
So law enforcement can't indict democrats so close to the election
because they don't want to appear to be influencing the election,



AND




law enforcement also can't stop democrats who actually are illegally trying to influence the election through fraud.



Arghhh.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sounds like a win-win for someone...just not us.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

167 Fraudulent elections help the sporty times roll.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (0OmEj)

168 I have a close family member in a nursing home where they tried to pull this. He's in the middle stages of dementia but was still cogent enough to alert the family when we came in. We're now going to go after the nursing home, their staff and anyone else involved on fraud and 18 USC 594. That's just for starters. If I have to publicize their nursing home name and take every last dollar in lawsuits, we will.

They could stop it. They don't.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (LcEaB)

Very good. I wish you success. This kind of stuff is unconscionable.

These people are trying to turn America into a third world country or worse.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (pMTBE)

169 OK need to get back to work. Because we all know what I need in my life is more work. No enjoyment, relaxation, fun or fulfillment. Nope, nosirree, just work work work!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

170
Does Harris County miss Ed Emmet yet?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (4JLkY)

----------

Every time I see the whiny-voiced teen Gauleiter Lina Hidalgo, I want to throw my shoe at the TV.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

171 Cheating must be allowed, because if they cannot cheat they might not get elected. That would be unfair and undemocratic. Or at least, un-Democrat, a.k.a., Commie scum.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (/uaBM)

172 no

Posted by: x at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (nFwvY)

173 Too bad this is such a local story, or I'd add it to the debate topics.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (dOV9E)

174 I'm beginning to understand why the War Turtle went to the mattresses to get these Trump judges in - the courts were packed before with lefties to rubber stamp election changes - that advantage looks to be greatly diminished thanks to Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (w2LAm)

175 We have comments?



Go for throttle up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (gDxfW)

176 @136
I dunno, if you look at the media coverage of election night 2016 it seems pretty clear that the machine fraud they had in place (which was referenced in John Podesta's wikileaks email) didn't show up.

It seems obvious that the fix was in for Florida Georgia and Penn. Heck, they tried desperately to convince us that Abrams and Gillum actually did win.
The good guys at the NSA figured out how to thwart the machine tampering, and so dems are now all-in on manipulating paper ballots

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (AwPyG)

177 White heavy checkmark privilege!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (an7Mv)

178
I guess only guys and the dicked-trannies vote then?


Posted by: jim
As it should be!
Leave the women folk at home to get their chores done!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (CjFDo)

179 173
Too bad this is such a local story, or I'd add it to the debate topics.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at September 28, 2020 07:27 PM (dOV9E)

But Trump's supposed $750 tax bill will be.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

180 In fairness, Biden probably had a lock on the dementia vote anyway.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (dOV9E)

181 147
>>Like the lizard guy from three posts ago.




"Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day"

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:23 PM (zxBJy)


Speaking of lizards, I have a garter snake in my back yard that I fear are eating mine.. I like my lizards. They eat vast quantities of termites. To hunt or not to hunt.

Posted by: Javems at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (ofIwF)

182 Oh boy is this gonna be great!

Posted by: Brian Stelter's Sentient Fupa at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (0P97c)

183 Some indictments would be a GOOD influence on the election.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

184 Remember when the Democrats were mailing huge stacks of ballots to Indian Reservations in 2004 for them to fill out and send back? They got busted shipping bales of ballots out.

That was the election where the fake registrations with names like Doodad Pro were being filled out by the tens of thousands.

If you think they've stopped any of that, you're fool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

185 I saw AFFIANT SAYETH NOT open for KISS at the Harris County Fair in '78

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (786Ro)

186 Just be prepared for Trump to be declared toast, have no chance in the election etc if Biden merely shows up and does not obviously shit himself on camera....

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (HwiWi)

187 Some indictments would be a GOOD influence on the election.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

X1000

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (xXx5y)

188 30 It's "naught" not "not." Further affiant sayeth NAUGHT.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)


OK, but you know that to normal people, this sort of talk is like the wigs that the Brits wear when they go to court, right?

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (dOV9E)

189 Too bad this is such a local story, or I'd add it to the debate topics.
Posted by: Chris Wallace


"NO adding new questions at this late a date, we don't have time to prep Joe on them!"
--Biden's handlers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

190 Incidentally they were using elderly at nursing homes for their fraud efforts. Voting for national offices is the interest of the federal government, and they should be using ALL of their resrouces at this point to find, stomp on, and punish any and all voter fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

*Sigh*

If this stuff keeps getting out some people may suspect I'm not really interested in enforcing the law as written.

Luckily some have my back.

Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (Ojki1)

191 Why is this stuff even in question? They're not even trying to hide their intent to cheat.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (pMTBE)


Part of that is the demoralization scheme. They've been doing it for 4 solid years. Rubbing our noses in it. Before they used to pretend, but now with the new world order, they want the serfs to know their places.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 07:29 PM (8B6Ng)

192 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)

193 Like I keep saying, it would be a simple thing to cross check voter rolls with local postal carriers, who have a very good idea of who lives where and how many people live there.
But neither side wants to do that

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (AwPyG)

194 165 Also, are Joe and Hunter to be extradited to Ukraine???

https://twitter.com/DHvpwNI0ZIpntY0/status/
1310487012181385217
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (an7Mv)

The Ukrainian government called Hunter and told him he won a pair of Super Bowl tickets and has to come to Kiev to claim them

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (Izzlo)

195 "A rope? I'm a frayed knot!"

Posted by: just the punchline at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (3tgnk)

196 And the DOJ will do....
---
Hey! They got that one minor celebrity to admit to a victimless crime!

How much fucking work do you expect them to do in 4 years?

It's not like they're running out the clock on a literal coup against the President....

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (aO8Gd)

197 I feel some back-lip coming on.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (dOV9E)

198 Please Please please flaming skull for each nobel nomination?

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (M/MYP)

199 *Kicks Side of Box*
...see? The damn thing just needed the right touch.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (Ckg4U)

200 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)




Are you wearing a tiara today, Your Grace? It seems like a tiara day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (gDxfW)

201 92 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)


Famous person!!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (emxxF)

202 So, yeah, sure, just put it on the pile...

@WashTimes 6m

Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict threatens to draw Russia, Turkey into combat

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (QPbAP)

203 193
Like I keep saying, it would be a simple thing to cross check voter
rolls with local postal carriers, who have a very good idea of who lives
where and how many people live there.
But neither side wants to do that


Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (AwPyG)
They don't clean the voter rolls either. There was an article back in spring that even in my neck of the woods, the registration rate is around 120%, which is to say, more people are registered to vote that people eligible in the population. No possibilty for fraud here!

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

204 108
Trump won Texas by 800,000 votes.



700,000 fraudulent votes in Harris county alone? Disaster.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 07:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

++++Then the whole shebang is a farce. Here we have the most important election in a lifetime and it is fraught with fraud. This should be priority number one, to investigate and prosecute ballot harvesting and tampering. What else is more important than a clean election?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (66BnU)

205 Dallas Jones acting kinda sus

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (HhaYz)

206 Are you wearing a tiara today, Your Grace? It seems like a tiara day.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (gDxfW)


*prances about*

Me so famous.

PRAISE ME, HORDE!

Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)

207
Hey Ace,

Regarding all those "stale posts" you had ready to go, now dumping them?

Why not just post a bunch of them all at once, and label them as 50% off, like they do in the meat counters with the packages that have today's pull date?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

208 I've missed you all so very much.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ExV1e)

209 While law enforcement agencies are reportedly investigating these potential crimes, nothing will be done about it until "well after the November 3, 2020 election" the former FBI agent said.

--

Holy mother of...

You have to be freaking kidding me!!! Do they not think it's important to investigate this now?? I'm...I'm just blown the eff away. What are they thinking, "oh well, we'll worry about it later, whatever happens Nov 3rd happens..."

G*d save us. We're going to need it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (ky/25)

210 This is an interesting thread on people receiving multiple mail-in ballots....

https://tinyurl.com/y4z3qkcl

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (cF8AT)

211 203 They don't clean the voter rolls either. There was an article back in spring that even in my neck of the woods, the registration rate is around 120%, which is to say, more people are registered to vote that people eligible in the population. No possibilty for fraud here!
Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (ynpvh)


I think they've come to take those "votes" for granted. Burglars say they consider your stuff theirs. I think it's the same kind of thing. They've gotten away with it for so long that I think they'd be truly astonished if there were significant consequences.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (dOV9E)

212 Bosco!
Posted by: cat ass trophy's PDF ballot at September 28, 2020 07:25 PM (an7Mv)

Its either a NE chocolate syrup...or its the last element in the periodic chart - "BS" - a fleeting element, its nucleus crumbling and decaying in nano-seconds, only bonding briefly with the valence electrons of milk atoms....

Not that

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (w2LAm)

213
Nothing on the local news about this.

- Swatting attack
- Brain-eating amoeba
- COVID

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (mht8P)

214 I look forwards to the forthcoming indictments and 5AM CNN frogmarches.

HAHAHAHAA I KID I KID!
#2moreweeks

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (9V81o)

215 Why is this stuff even in question? They're not even trying to hide their intent to cheat.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 28, 2020 07:24 PM (pMTBE)


You don't know this nic. But trust me, I'm no troll. Been here a long, long time. So just listen to what I say next, and give it a thought. OK ?

The powers that be - through their domination of public media and academia - are not hiding a damn thing. They're busy defining what is the definition of cheating. They're attempting to change the meaning of the word as you know it.

It doesn't matter who calls it cheating, if two-thirds of the masses walk in step with it. Or shut their mouths about it so they can shop. Or tell everyone around them to cool it because Dancing With the Stars is on. Once you get to that point - it's not really cheating at all. Just an informal change of the rules.

That's their goal. That's the point of the exercise.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (E4NQ0)

216 EVERY SINGLE Democrat running for office needs to be asked about this. The media needs to DEMAND that they all answer the question "IS THIS NORMAL"

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (XFW9X)

217 There's not a scintilla of vote fraud!

Posted by: FBI Director "You Can Call Me" Wray at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

218 This is why they are so hot to get Trump to commit to conceding, and why they keep talking about him being unwilling to leave if he loses.

They KNOW (including the press) that the plan is to steal the election, and the only rub is what actions he might take in response. They are trying to disarm him before he can defend against their actions,.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (LWu6U)

219 202
So, yeah, sure, just put it on the pile...



@WashTimes 6m



Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict threatens to draw Russia, Turkey into combat

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (QPbAP)

So if Turkey gets into it, et tu NATO?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (D3cJf)

220 Also, are Joe and Hunter to be extradited to Ukraine???

https://twitter.com/DHvpwNI0ZIpntY0/status/
1310487012181385217
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:26 PM (an7Mv)
.......

Oooh. OAN spokesbunny Chanel Rion just put a smile on face.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

221 I'd love to see some kind of emergency call Trump has to take for an hour three or so just as the debate gets started so that Joe has to hang out and wait. on camera.

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (M/MYP)

222 192 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)

I imagined that Twitter got more olorful for a couple hours.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)

223 2018 was a test run for 2020 and the Dems have felt emboldened because of it. I believe the Republicans won many seats that were stolen by the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (+YYKs)

224 >Then the whole shebang is a farce. Here we have the most important election in a lifetime and it is fraught with fraud.


it's a fraud-fraught farce, is what it is

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (iTXRQ)

225 nevertrumpers and the left, BIRM, don't worry about ballot harvesting because the ends justifies the means.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ulOTf)

226 Trump did start the election security committee to look at election fraud, but it folded like a cheap suit.

Somehow they weren't even able to obtain publicly available voter information.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (KTjbc)

227 This literally makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (R8MBC)

228
*prances about*

Me so famous.

PRAISE ME, HORDE!

Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)


Excellent posts, ATC, but no praise.

I will give you a couple of magazine's worth of 9mm, however, for your timely efforts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

229 It's a fraud, wrapped in a farce, stuffed into a taco.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (gDxfW)

230 MY face.
You know, where she may also sit if she wants.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

231
It's suppression if you don't let people vote 15 times.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (mht8P)

232 >Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict threatens to draw Russia, Turkey into combat


$10 on Ivan

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (iTXRQ)

233 They don't clean the voter rolls either.

Which is constitutionally required, but I'm not sure congress has ever passed any laws about punishment or sentencing. EVERY ELECTION districts and even whole states blow off this process or hand wave it. There should be people in striped suits breaking up rocks (its always 1930 in the pen, humor me) every election year over this. The punishment should be enough to frighten people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)

234

There's a joke about Russia being a third world country with nuclear weapons. What are we?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

235 Yeah, I'm thinking that article a few weeks back, the one of "how I committed voter fraud" was a plant.

Released as disinformation to "admit" to the lie, being: it is very hard to commit voter fraud on a large scale. Few hundred, maybe a thousand votes. Tops.

Reality: it's way easy. And there's an army of guys turning in 1k plus votes each

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (aO8Gd)

236 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)

A lot of us went to the library, poured a long tall dram of expensive whisky, and fingered the revolver...then, he came back....thank you Ace

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (w2LAm)

237 The coup of 2016 continues. They've never stopped.

Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (BRkq2)

238 I think (hopefully) that the good guys have a handle on this, and meanwhile they are keeping us motivated to vote.
Also they may be waiting till after the election because they need the final element of the crime (using a fraudulent ballot in an election)

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (AwPyG)

239 Excellent posts, ATC, but no praise.

I will give you a couple of magazine's worth of 9mm, however, for your timely efforts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)



I'll allow it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)

240 206 Are you wearing a tiara today, Your Grace? It seems like a tiara day.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 07:31 PM (gDxfW)

*prances about*

Me so famous.

PRAISE ME, HORDE!

Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPP



To be fair, who wants to bother reading The New York Times?

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (vMCab)

241 Illegal vote harvesting...heh
And why wouldn't they? No one has gone to jail yet!

Posted by: HB at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (nzKWW)

242 What we need is the "new" Supreme Court saying ballot harvesting is illegal in all 50 states.

If we can come up with a "buffer zone" for say pro life people being near an abortion clinic, etc we can also "find" a violation here with this process.

Gathering up votes and turning them in is just a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (gkdnV)

243
This ace chap seems to be an ungrateful whelp.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

244
Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)


Well it was on the front page of the Times, so the audience was mostly bird in cages.

If they wanted it read beyond a headline they would have posted it somewhere classier, like Pronhub.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (Ojki1)

245 This is extremely disturbing. This massive fraud we've been deeply worried about is going to steal this election. It is. The proof is starting to come out. It's as bad as we thought. All of it. "Oh well, it will be way past the Nov. 3rd election before we deal with it..."

My G*d.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (ky/25)

246 >There's a joke about Russia being a third world country with nuclear weapons. What are we?


getting there

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

247 235 Yeah, I'm thinking that article a few weeks back, the one of "how I committed voter fraud" was a plant.

Released as disinformation to "admit" to the lie, being: it is very hard to commit voter fraud on a large scale. Few hundred, maybe a thousand votes. Tops.

Reality: it's way easy. And there's an army of guys turning in 1k plus votes each
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (aO8Gd)

------

Not according to Dave in Fla!

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (KTjbc)

248 I was in a dark place w/o being able to comment. A sub barrel maybe?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (7Fj9P)

249 Nes.
Yo.

I mean, no.

Er, YES.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (an7Mv)

250 Everybody, here's something new from General Mills!

https://tinyurl.com/y6o7gxor

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

251 USA Today is looking out for you.

Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court

-
Turns out it's not true. Thank God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

252 I mean think about it. This just proves that no one reads NYT. No One! Not even the smug elitist lefties that always talk about how important it is.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (vMCab)

253 The FBI will get around to looking into this right after they finish with the White Supremacy Menace.

Posted by: I Have Questions at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (+v+zN)

254 How "massive" was the fraud? George Conway massive, or just regular massive?

Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (W95tY)

255 This literally makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (R8MBC)


A fine start - but just a first step. Now - how do you feel about those that insist on everything working through the "normal channels". Tell me how much you respect and revere the "process".

We're running out of time - and way too many people chests out, chins high, confidently sneering about how foolish it is to not give this enough time to work out.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (E4NQ0)

256 Laugh if you must, but maybe the fact that these cases are being found now might dissuade further attempts to do this.

But someone has to fry for the fear of god to work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (emxxF)

257 So if Turkey gets into it, et tu NATO?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


We didn't when Greece attacked 'Turkish' Cyprus.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (QPbAP)

258 Darn, I overlooked praising AtC, which is wrong. And that's the long and short of it.

Excellent job, Highness.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (ulOTf)

259 No, everyone is dead from WuFlu. These are comments generated from the Doomsday tapes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


MiklosBot....functional////

Posted by: MiklosBot v. 201.840.73.6 at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

260 Verily, you can see how seriously a society takes Democracy by how seriously they take voting and vote-counting.

Posted by: Ballot security theatre at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (BBWrU)

261 I mentioned in the last brief threat that there's a lot of uprisings going on in Australia and the UK over the lockdowns (a lot of Q people)

It's going to be hard for the bad guys to force the genie back into the bottle.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (AwPyG)

262 I appreciate you reading that crap so I didn't have to AtC.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (HwiWi)

263 >>Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.


I read the NYT mostly for the Crossword.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (wmaDY)

264 I was in a dark place w/o being able to comment. A sub barrel maybe?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (7Fj9P)
........

I call it "work".

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

265 242
What we need is the "new" Supreme Court saying ballot harvesting is illegal in all 50 states.



If we can come up with a "buffer zone" for say pro life people being
near an abortion clinic, etc we can also "find" a violation here with
this process.



Gathering up votes and turning them in is just a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 07:37 PM (gkdnV)

How do you expect the dead to vote? Show up at their polling place?

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

266 I imagined that Twitter got more olorful for a couple hours.
Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (Ojki1)

Hot Air had a resurgence of long lost posters for awhile...I think Captn Ed probably thought he was going to be rehired on Nov 4th there for a minute based on the comment traffic...alas, AOS commenter booth came back on line, so Ed will be facing that firing squad on time after all...

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (w2LAm)

267 So, these 700K fraudulent ballots count?!?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (7Fj9P)

268 Everybody, here's something new from General Mills!

https://tinyurl.com/y6o7gxor
Posted by: qdpsteve

Thems good eating!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

269 It's "naught" not "not." Further affiant sayeth NAUGHT.
Posted by: Insomniac

I was wondering if someone would catch that.

Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (4ZQiP)

270 RE the sidebar - yes. All of my socks, yes, especially the dead ones.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (3AD8C)

271 Armenian-Azerbaijani conflict threatens to draw Russia, Turkey into combat

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:32 PM (QPbAP)

So if Turkey gets into it, et tu NATO?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2020 07:34 PM (D3cJf)


If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (PhyLt)

272 You'll never harvest enough hampfsterz to feed the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (FhXTo)

273 Personally, I think Ace was so jealous of all the attention that AtC was getting that he purposefully knocked the Comments Thingy off the shelf.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (wmaDY)

274 I call it "work".
===============
Shudders. While simultaneously constricting anus and bladder.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (7Fj9P)

275 a million harvested/bought/manufactured votes here, another million there ... pretty soon a Trump landslide becomes a Demented Joe win. They have the narrative already ... we had to do it ... covid mandated it. ...

Media and the liars and cheats are all gleeful about cheating the vote ... as long as it helps their commies destroy traditional America ... BigCorp loves it too ... more open doors to China ...


good thing Barr/Durham won't be doing any indictments on the four year coup ... such factual evidence of the criminals coming to light might look like election interference. It would be better to surrender the country graciously ... to the extra 20 million illegal ballots ... /s

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Cus5s)

276 Funny how technology allows us to splice genes and build microscopic machines... but counting ballots correctly is just WAY TOO IMPOSSIBLE. Can't be done.

...Don't even get me started on correctly counting how many people actually died of Kung Flu.

Some science is just way beyond our abilities, apparently.

Posted by: RKae at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (9ajEO)

277 94 Oh, and the ones I checked were all in the US.
Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:17 PM (MqQvv)


If you're still here any chance you can look into the archive linking? If you go to an old post you can't link to the comments because it still wants to go to the minx.cc comments rather than acecomments.mu.nu. Any possibility of getting that fixed?

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (vMCab)

278 Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court

They claim this kind of fact check is because the crazy right wing believes it and passes it around but... in my observation its the loonies on the left who believe this crazy stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

279 Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria



What article?

Posted by: NYT Subscriber at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (786Ro)

280 257
So if Turkey gets into it, et tu NATO?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



We didn't when Greece attacked 'Turkish' Cyprus.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (QPbAP)

Thanksgiving would be an appropriate date for such an attack.

Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

281
I'm still hanging on with my prediction that Biden will not be running on Nov 3. Maybe he will still be conscious, but not mentally aware.

Biden is falling fast, and his owners and trainers see it first hand.

That's why he had put a LID on his activities for weeks now. And his owners have doubled-down, tripled-down, quadrupled-down on their play. They could have replaced him, but chose to cheat and lie instead.

IDK how fast Biden will finally melt. But I have seen enough people rapidly lose their mental acuity and later, die.

Biden is absolutely on the rapid decline. That Progda is doing their best to hide it won't help.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

282 The things I saw this weekend I can never unsee.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (NKgwn)

283 I wanted to comment on the earlier sports ball thread . Funny how the parody of Spinal Tap is now left wing corporate America's actual policy. " We have't lost fans, we have just become more selective..."

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (HwiWi)

284 Personally, I think Ace was so jealous of all the
attention that AtC was getting that he purposefully knocked the Comments
Thingy off the shelf.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (wmaDY)


Only if he was allowed to leave his apartment in NYC, and found a virtual shelf where the Comments Thingy was resting.

No way. Too many miracles in a row for that to occur. At least three, by my count.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (E4NQ0)

285 I should take this opportunity, with comments being down, to complain about how disappointed I am in the site's readers, without any fear of back-lip.

/e promises to be better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

286 So.
Disappointed with the site's readers eh??
Hmmm

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (axyOa)

287 Democrats cheat, lie and steal.

It's in their DNA.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

288 The things I saw this weekend I can never unsee.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box


It's probably more of a Tackle Pouch.

Posted by: Miklosian Guesswork GmbH at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

289 That's their goal. That's the point of the exercise.

@@@@

Team Dem already has no problem with ends justify the means. And they have been bolder and bolder - I remember with Obumbles the pride in vote early and often. It's not just voting - anything you can cheat is ok. And the Right thinks they need to be Dudley Do Right. Obviously both sides can't be in a race to the bottom (cheating) but we do need to take the gloves off at every opportunity like fill the seat without hearings - just do it.

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (M/MYP)

290 Time to call up the militia
And that is not a joke

Posted by: Duncan at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (+HZ1v)

291 Hot Air had a resurgence of long lost posters for awhile...I think Captn Ed probably thought he was going to be rehired on Nov 4th there for a minute based on the comment traffic...alas, AOS commenter booth came back on line, so Ed will be facing that firing squad on time after all...
Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (w2LAm)

Ah, a bit of hope on a day that was otherwise bleak. May it be so, and may Analpundit go with him.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Ojki1)

292 IDK how fast Biden will finally melt. But I have seen enough people rapidly lose their mental acuity and later, die.

Biden is absolutely on the rapid decline. That Progda is doing their best to hide it won't help.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

If the first debate goes badly for Biden, he'll mysteriously come down with COVID, and be out until the election.

Posted by: Wally at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (W95tY)

293 @242
I honestly think that even an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because its not a secret ballot. The only secret ballot is one where the person is vetted, and then he or she fills out the ballot and puts it in an anonymous box with all the other anonymous ballots. Any time you can trace it by "'code" or "receipt" let alone by address, it is no longer secret, and subject to fraud

The founders weren't dummys, this type of thing goes back to the stone age

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (AwPyG)

294 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)

The Empress rules!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (nUhF0)

295 The comments are all I have!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (pmcmT)

296 It's all part of their mutli part strategy.

1. Make voting as insecure as possible - mail in, early, no id, etc etc.

2. Claim civil rights and haul out that 107yo black woman who has to ride 3 buses and a mule to get to the DMV for ID. claim that ID laws are racist.

3. open borders.

4. claim the Republican are a mortal threat to all postal employees.

5. Get all the civil servants (who naturally are part of the mechanisms and facilities where voting takes place) as staunch, corrupt democrats.

6. Line up the election lawyers. (Remember 2000, where Bush had inept Baker going against dozens of Dem lawyers?)

7. massive benefits to illegals - Of course the Republicans will fight that but it become tantamount to bribed foreign voters with big reason to cheat and vote Dem.

8. Lots of laws against campaign finance BS, (easy to find one to persecute guy like Dinesh D'souza) but very lax enforcement and even then usually after the fact with minor fines for massive foreign and illegal contributions.

9. Not even getting into big tech,...

10. Finally, preemptively claim that Trump is going to fight a corrupt election if he loses. It will be corrupt, and if he does lose, and fight it, they will claim "see, we told you he is a sore loser."

Result -- easy to steal elections.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (LWu6U)

297 There is no need to fear 'back-lip', ace.
It is part of our Moron DNA.

I am glad to be able to comment, the methadone wasn't working.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

298 Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.

Other than the person who wrote it? I doubt much of anyone reads news stories any more. They read the twitter takes on news stories, the headlines, and the responses by people involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

299 251 USA Today is looking out for you.

Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court



USA TODAY INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING:

Next week, we uncover the untold criminal activity of Spy vs. Spy, chronicled by the well-respected publication, Mad Magazine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

300 You have to show picture ID to vote in Canada and elections are run by a non partisan agency. The counting us conducted by temporary workers and supervised by representatives of each candidate on the ballot.

I've done this before and it'd be near impossible to cheat in any meaningful way. It's all very racist of course because we all know minorities don't have I'd like white folks or something.

Posted by: james at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (PvswE)

301 Democrats cheat, lie and steal.

It's in their DNA.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)


How'd you get my DNA? I told you to wash that dress.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (W95tY)

302 226 Trump did start the election security committee to look at election fraud, but it folded like a cheap suit.

Somehow they weren't even able to obtain publicly available voter information.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 28, 2020 07:35 PM (KTjbc)


I hadn't heard that story, but even accepting it as 100% true and complete...

What do you think Trump would do next?

Give up on the issue?

You ever see Bugs Bunny say "he don't know me very well, do he?"

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (dOV9E)

303 We're running out of time - and way too many people chests out, chins high, confidently sneering about how foolish it is to not give this enough time to work out.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:39 PM (E4NQ0)

The "normal channels" are totally corrupt with the FBI assisting the perps. I don't want to hear how great Barr is and what heroes the rank and file FBI agents are. They all suck Obama's dick and want him back with meat puppet Biden.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ONvIw)

304 Some science is just way beyond our abilities, apparently.
Posted by: RKae at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (9ajEO)
_________

All deaths between March and Nov 3 are due to COVID and, therefore the fault of President Trump.

After Nov 3, normal death count protocols will be observed.

Science!

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ulOTf)

305 I live in Fort Bend County, but a lot of my friends and family live in Harris County.
I printed a sample ballot for a first time voter and was shocked at home many Democrat District judges were running unopposed... there were 12.

When in came to district judges the Republicans in Harris County got wiped out in 2018

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (+YYKs)

306 I'm very upset about this. Especially on the heels of that MN fraud crap that came out from Project Veritas. These aren't attempts at 5k votes, even 10k votes. These are operations involving 100s of 1000s of votes. I have no doubt TX and MN aren't the only places they've honed their skills. It's likely why they think they have it all in the bag and why Biden doesn't feel the need to campaign. Why bother? Wow, this is so troubling.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ky/25)

307 We should have militia in every state make a statement that if ballot fraud results in their state being called for Biden, said militia will be at the White House on Inauguration Day demanding a new election be held with in person voting and voter id or war it is. I am sick of this !

Posted by: Duncan at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (+HZ1v)

308 Speaking of "buy more ammo," Remington's ammo operations are being sold to Vista Outdoor, which is good news.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (sWM8x)

309 Nice of you all to schedule your comment outage while I was at work today.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (4JM5Y)

310 288 The things I saw this weekend I can never unsee.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box


It's probably more of a Tackle Pouch.

Posted by: Miklosian Guesswork GmbH at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

Does he carry his joey in it?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (pmcmT)

311 If Biden makes it through the debate tomorrow without foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards, the MSM will declare him the greatest since Roosevelt.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Mm4NK)

312 The Minneapolis Police Department is investigating, ehh?

Maybe, considering the rampant corruption and mental retardation at the Department of Justice, this isn't as bad as it seems at first blush.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (puu6v)

313 If the first debate goes badly for Biden, he'll mysteriously come down with COVID, and be out until the election.
Posted by: Wally

---

Of course, he always wears his mask, but he'll get Kung Flu because OTHER PEOPLE don't wear masks!

...That's how it works, y'know.

Posted by: RKae at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (9ajEO)

314 Time to call up the militia. And that is not a joke.
Posted by: Duncan at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (+HZ1v)


Also time to ignore those that go to their fainting couches over such talk. And that's no joke either. Those pearl clutchers are more valuable to the Progs than Antifa or BLM.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (E4NQ0)

315 What is Twitmo'd???
It just happened to AtC according to her..

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (UUBmN)

316 ATC, I saw a Daily Mail story about an Australian family whose island campout/barbecue was invaded by 50 coconut crabs, and thought of you.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (dOV9E)

317 I honestly think that even an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because its not a secret ballot. The only secret ballot is one where the person is vetted, and then he or she fills out the ballot and puts it in an anonymous box with all the other anonymous ballots. Any time you can trace it by "'code" or "receipt" let alone by address, it is no longer secret, and subject to fraud

The founders weren't dummys, this type of thing goes back to the stone age
Posted by: artemis

_____________

I also think an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because we have a very specific date outlined in the constitution for election DAY.

Why not vote 4 years early? This idea of voting months before election day is not what the Founders intended.

Also, they had mail in the early days of the Republic. Funny how no one ever thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gkdnV)

318 Personally, I think Ace was so jealous of all the attention that AtC was getting that he purposefully knocked the Comments Thingy off the shelf.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:41 PM (wmaDY)



Presume RINO cat here.

Also Bander wanted me to be sure that everyone knows I like him better than that whore, BC. Which I do. So there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (GbPPJ)

319 251 USA Today is looking out for you.

Incredible: USA Today fact checks The Babylon Bee's "claim" that Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death was overturned by 9th circuit court

-
Turns out it's not true. Thank God.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

Congress CAN make death illegal and CAN end death once and for all, just by passing a law. But they are in hock to Big Death. They are more concerned for the potentially unemployed undertakers than they are the people.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (4JLkY)

320 290 Time to call up the militia
And that is not a joke
Posted by: Duncan at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (+HZ1v)


Do we get to take tax deductions for our ammo?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, seeking tax advice at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (sy5kK)

321 It's likely why they think they have it all in the bag and why Biden doesn't feel the need to campaign. Why bother? Wow, this is so troubling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ky/25)

So they do have it in the bag, especially as nothing will be done until "well after the election". Barr and Wray are shivving the boss and the nation.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (ONvIw)

322 i predict zero consequences for all involved.

and no, the Barr Fairy Tale is not convincing at all.

Posted by: johnny at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (XrpMJ)

323 307 We should have militia in every state make a statement that if ballot fraud results in their state being called for Biden, said militia will be at the White House on Inauguration Day demanding a new election be held with in person voting and voter id or war it is. I am sick of this !
Posted by: Duncan at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (+HZ1v


Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

And Pelosi's fucking house in San Fran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (emxxF)

324 They can't replace Biden, even though I imagine that was the plan--to replace him with someone the constituents didn't really want, like Hillary or Michelle.
But trump is dropping neutron bombs on the Clinton Foundation and on the Obama presidency.
Advantage: Trump

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (AwPyG)

325 PA is sending out absentee ballots electronically via encrypted PDF. They are supposed to include a "correspondence ID" in the secure email with ballot instructions in order to open the ballot, but they are not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (dNzKv)

326 311 If Biden makes it through the debate tomorrow without foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards, the MSM will declare him the greatest since Roosevelt.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Mm4NK)

My guess is Biden turns in a shaky, half-assed performance and is praised to the hilt for no reason other than he didn't shit or piss himself or fall asleep all that much.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (puu6v)

327 Apparently, this is democratic socialism.

For socialism it's often one man, one vote, one time.

But, with this simple innovation, it's one man, one vote, as many times as it takes for us to rig the system.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (LWu6U)

328 The things I saw this weekend I can never unsee.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box




*fist bump* - Garrett's Wedding Tackle Box

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)

329 Alex the Chick makes it to a news aggregator site, although I don't know how famous a one. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (an7Mv)

330 317 I honestly think that even an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because its not a secret ballot. The only secret ballot is one where the person is vetted, and then he or she fills out the ballot and puts it in an anonymous box with all the other anonymous ballots. Any time you can trace it by "'code" or "receipt" let alone by address, it is no longer secret, and subject to fraud

The founders weren't dummys, this type of thing goes back to the stone age
Posted by: artemis

_____________

I also think an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because we have a very specific date outlined in the constitution for election DAY.

Why not vote 4 years early? This idea of voting months before election day is not what the Founders intended.

Also, they had mail in the early days of the Republic. Funny how no one ever thought it was a good idea.
Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (gkdnV)

So, let's say you're right.

What about, say, military personnel on ship or overseas? Or other Americans living abroad for a whole host of reasons?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (4JLkY)

331 LOL Colbert interviewed Jeff Daniels about politics. Talk about Dumb and Dumber. I know, interivew Carrot Top about Medieval price structures during the black death! You could interview Lena Dunham about morality and virtue!

Good lord.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (KZzsI)

332 The doom and gloom from some here, for the most in-the-bag Presidential election I've seen since Reagan-Mondale, is just astonishing. Does the other side's propaganda really work so well?

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (dOV9E)

333 315 What is Twitmo'd???
It just happened to AtC according to her..
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (UUBmN)


No clue. But from the sound of it its about the woman she ripped on for "Can you believe my husband! I told him I didn't want anything for our anniversary, and he didn't get me anything!" stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (vMCab)

334 Some science is just way beyond our abilities, apparently.
Posted by: RKae at September 28, 2020 07:42 PM (9ajEO)
_________

All deaths between March and Nov 3 are due to COVID and, therefore the fault of President Trump.

After Nov 3, normal death count protocols will be observed.

Science!
Posted by: blake - goin mobile

----

Man! I recall how all throughout the '80s, it was "the homeless, the homeless, the homeless!" Every friggin' rock concert you went to they were collecting for the homeless. "Did you know that right now there are 500 million homeless people in America?!!!!"

They elected Clinton, and... no more talk about the homeless.

Apparently, the problem was fixed somehow.

Posted by: RKae at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (9ajEO)

335 ATC, I saw a Daily Mail story about an Australian family whose island campout/barbecue was invaded by 50 coconut crabs, and thought of you.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (dOV9E)



I saw that and just why, Australia.

Twitmo'd means I got sent to Twitter jail for abusive behavior.

Apparently, some bitches got upset because I called them pathetic, manipulative, childish, juvenile bitches who are not worth breathing the same air as they do because they think the oh don't get me anything why didn't you get me anything game is acceptable.

People are so touchy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)

336 Debate tomorrow it also the Flynn denouement. At least it better be.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (sd8p8)

337 310 288 The things I saw this weekend I can never unsee.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box


It's probably more of a Tackle Pouch.

Posted by: Miklosian Guesswork GmbH at September 28, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

Does he carry his joey in it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (pmcmT)

He had a Joey. Joey moved on after catching the slims.

Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (NKgwn)

338 Ballot harvests will toss the election to Biden especially as they will get extra days to produce the yield. Does anyone expect the USPS not to help out with false post marks?

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ONvIw)

339 I also think an absentee ballot is unconstitutional because we have a very specific date outlined in the constitution for election DAY.

I agree, but I think we need some kind of structure in place to let military people serving overseas to vote. And many, many fewer military people serving overseas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

340 This business will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Smileyj at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (3w9Fm)

341 Congress CAN make death illegal and CAN end death once and for all, just by passing a law. But they are in hock to Big Death. They are more concerned for the potentially unemployed undertakers than they are the people.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:48 PM (4JLkY)

Eh, Democrats know that the dead won't change their votes, but the living might so they stand opposed to outlawing death.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (Ojki1)

342 309 Nice of you all to schedule your comment outage while I was at work today.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2020 07:47 PM (4JM5Y)
_______

Work?

Pray tell of this word, "work." I know not of these strange and mysterious things.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (ulOTf)

343 263 >>Though, seriously, I appear to be the only person who read the fucking article and that's not horrifying.


I read the NYT mostly for the Crossword.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (wmaDY)

I wouldn't read that crap if I were forced to upon pain of excommunication.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (okGHj)

344 Remington RIP.

https://bit.ly/34b2DGg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

345 So, these 700K fraudulent ballots count?!?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (7Fj9P)


OF COURSE!!! If even ONE of those is a legitimate vote, we don't want to... dunn dun duuunnnnnn DISENFRANCHISE that voter! Democracy depends on it!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

346 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (Fc5rx)

347 Does the other side's propaganda really work so well?

Its not about the propaganda, its about the astonishingly blatant, desperate voter fraud being perpetrated right in front of everyone's face. Its infuriating, frustrating, and dispairing. How bad will it be? Will they do enough to pull off a popular victory?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

348 The first cite of AtC I saw was on Sean Davis's Twitter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (sd8p8)

349 tap tap tap Is this thing on ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (1Dmt5)

350 @cajun4trump

This is GOLD!

WE ARE NO LONGER SILENT!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6cubrhy

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

351 Work. The curse of the drinking class.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (an7Mv)

352 Reading tea leaves > reading NYT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

353 Death rides a horse and he is starting to gallop

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (xceTB)

354 They're trying to sell "vote by phone" to my kids. I had to patiently explain how hard it is to throw an election when everyone goes to their neighborhood polling place to vote, staffed by volunteers who are also neighbors and know who belongs, and who doesn't.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (AwPyG)

355 Even if Biden falls on stage and begins shitting and farting uncontrollably the media will declare he proved he is fit for office and Trump is toast...

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (HwiWi)

356 338 Ballot harvests will toss the election to Biden especially as they will get extra days to produce the yield. Does anyone expect the USPS not to help out with false post marks?
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ONvIw)


I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker. Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they are all in on fraud?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (okGHj)

357 So, come the day after the election when PA and other states are illegally "counting the ballots" - after ACB and the SC tell them to stop - what is Trump going to do?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (qlFIA)

358 /sock
Posted by: Muldoon

/POW!

Posted by: Comical Miklos at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)

359 So, let's say you're right.

What about, say, military personnel on ship or overseas? Or other Americans living abroad for a whole host of reasons?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

____________

Set up a polling location for the military. People living abroad? Tough shit.

My point is, widespread early voting as the regular way everyone votes is not kosher. The Founders could easily have set all of this up with early mail in, etc, instead they had an election day for a reason.

I would much rather have a few people miss out than have this system where people are driving around with trucks full of ballots.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (gkdnV)

360 Speaking of "buy more ammo,"
=====================
*psssst* Miwall Corp. Be ready to buy in bulk, but they have the fireworks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (7Fj9P)

361 AtC,

Abusive behavior?? Why, That paragon of sainthood that is AtC would never utter a cross word to a blithering idiot, never!!/// LOL!!! They deserved every word of it.

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (UUBmN)

362 NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN COMMENTS THINGY!
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)



Hell. I discovered a woman in my house!
Eating my food and watching my TV.
Claims to be my wife!

Who knew??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (axyOa)

363 332 The doom and gloom from some here, for the most in-the-bag Presidential election I've seen since Reagan-Mondale, is just astonishing. Does the other side's propaganda really work so well?
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (dOV9E)

There are a lot of defeatists around here.

"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert W. Pratt

and

"When encountering difficulties, you need to be optimistic. The pessimists tend to die." - Zhou Youguang

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (4JLkY)

364 "I keep meeting so many people I respect and admire here, but this place is really awful"
--Ruth Bader Ginsberg roasting in hell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

365 What a clusterfuck this is going to be

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (OVEfo)

366
Work?



Pray tell of this word, "work." I know not of these strange and mysterious things.


Would that have some connection to that "money" thingy I hear so much about?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)

367 "It's not cheating if you win!"

- The Left

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (Cfk8j)

368 338 Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ONvIw)

If Prozac isn't working any more, there are modern alternatives that may be effective.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (dOV9E)

369 If you can get an extra 700,000 ballots in TX then there really is no reason to not to run Joe Dementia, not campaign, and use him as a puppet.
No wonder the dems were hating on the post office so much to make sure they got those ballots out into the public.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (r+sAi)

370 https://bit.ly/3kSNn7O
*******
Former NM Democratic Gov. Bill Richardson Accused Of Taking Bribes, Kickbacks To 'Fund Debauched Lifestyle Including 'Sexual Services And Favors'

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (1Dmt5)

371 233 They don't clean the voter rolls either.

Which is constitutionally required, but I'm not sure congress has ever passed any laws about punishment or sentencing. EVERY ELECTION districts and even whole states blow off this process or hand wave it. There should be people in striped suits breaking up rocks (its always 1930 in the pen, humor me) every election year over this. The punishment should be enough to frighten people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KZzsI)


Oh, you mean a solution that will actually stop, or at least slow down illegal behavior?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

372 The "normal channels" are totally corrupt with the FBI assisting the perps. I don't want to hear how great Barr is and what heroes the rank and file FBI agents are. They all suck Obama's dick and want him back with meat puppet Biden.
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ONvIw)

Concur.

The rank and file are the most guilty. They know full well whats been going on and have only been too happy to collect from Uncle Sugar while breaking the law left and right.

Himmler never drove a train from what history I've read.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (Z+IKu)

373 I would much rather have a few people miss out than have this system where people are driving around with trucks full of ballots.

I agree, I think the damage to the election is far, far worse from fraud than from some folks not getting a chance to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (KZzsI)

374 Remington RIP.

https://bit.ly/34b2DGg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 07

How did that happen? Not like firearms are a slow mover right now

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (/6GbT)

375 344 Remington RIP. https://bit.ly/34b2DGg
---
Vista Outdoor bought Remington's ammo plant.

Ruger bought Marlin.

Both those things are great--no doubt about it.

I don't know what to expect from the other buyers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (sWM8x)

376 356 338 Ballot harvests will toss the election to Biden especially as they will get extra days to produce the yield. Does anyone expect the USPS not to help out with false post marks?
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (ONvIw)


I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker. Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they are all in on fraud?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (okGHj)

I sent a bit of mail off over a month ago to pay a bill and it STILL hasn't reached its intended target.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (4JLkY)

377 This is GOLD!

WE ARE NO LONGER SILENT!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6cubrhy
Posted by: Tami


Laissez les bons temps roulez!

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)

378 We'll punish the vote harvesters four years into the next Republican administration if there ever is one.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (uEbPt)

379 If the first debate goes badly for Biden, he'll mysteriously come down with COVID, and be out until the election.

***

Actually in that case we will get to see Kamala's eulogy live on TV.


Hillary better make sure her condolences don't go out before Biden dies...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (qlFIA)

380 Realize trump won MI and WI by only a few thousand votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

381 This is why I'm not so sanguine about a Trump landslide. I think it's more likely Biden wins, but nobody will know anyone who voted for him.

Posted by: InCali at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (9AFWN)

382 I was laugh at all the Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg magazine covers at the supermarket today.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (HwiWi)

383 Apparently, some bitches got upset because I called them pathetic, manipulative, childish, juvenile bitches who are not worth breathing the same air as they do because they think the oh don't get me anything why didn't you get me anything game is acceptable.

People are so touchy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)
_______

But enough about Analpundit, Goldbrick, Frenchmistake and CriscoKristol.

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (ulOTf)

384 Its not about the propaganda, its about the astonishingly blatant, desperate voter fraud being perpetrated right in front of everyone's face. Its infuriating, frustrating, and dispairing. How bad will it be? Will they do enough to pull off a popular victory?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

This. It was utterly predictable. Barr can not and will not act (see, failed coup attempt), and Wray will run interference for the the massive fraud and investigate anyone who complains. The FBI is what the KGB would have been if it only employed near-retarded grifters as agents.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (puu6v)

385 >>Former NM Democratic Gov. Bill Richardson Accused Of Taking Bribes, Kickbacks To 'Fund Debauched Lifestyle Including 'Sexual Services And Favors'


I bet that fat slimeball was one of Epstein's Frequent Flyers. We know he was Bill Clinton's pal, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (PgEnG)

386 364 "I keep meeting so many people I respect and admire here, but this place is really awful"
--Ruth Bader Ginsberg roasting in hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)


As a Catholic, I cannot speculate upon who is in hell and who is not, but considering that the democraps claim her last words dealt with politics, I'm going on record as doubting she repented of her sins and was forgiven in time to miss the A-train south.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (okGHj)

387 They are doing all this in the open because they know nothing will happen to them.

Until that changes they are just going to keep at it.

If only something were happening.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (ZfRYq)

388 363 "Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert W. Pratt

and

"When encountering difficulties, you need to be optimistic. The pessimists tend to die." - Zhou Youguang

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (4JLkY)


Those are great quotes. I hadn't seen either before. Thank you.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (dOV9E)

389 GO ATC!!!!!


That is totally awesome, and you just know Donny Two Scoops is reading it.

You may be twitmo'ed or tweet jailed, or whatever, but you may also be hearing from the WH in re jobs. I'm thinking one of the next court appointments would be just fine...

Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (+X9Vs)

390
OF COURSE!!! If even ONE of those is a legitimate vote, we don't want to... dunn dun duuunnnnnn DISENFRANCHISE that voter! Democracy depends on it!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

Of course this will end up being fact and not sarc.

But all of this could have been prevented had Sessions and Barr been honest men and indicted the coup plotters and took "harvesting" seriously as we do. Barr seems totally cool and comfortable with this, and has failed to name the BLM /Antifa financiers.

This was a well organized plot, and prayer is all we have left as we do not have a functioning DOJ/FBI..or at least one that functions in the interest of the people.

They can put all the ugly suit pictures of Durham up on the blogs, but the guy has been a waste of air as a prosecutor.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (ONvIw)

391 @330
I'd be Ming the Merciless with anyone who can't vote on US soil. On the other hand, overseas people wouldn't be numbers enough to matter.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (AwPyG)

392 Yeah I think sloth and incompetence at the post office will harm the democrat efforts to defraud the election far more than postal workers will put any genuine effort into helping.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

393 If Prozac isn't working any more, there are modern alternatives that may be effective.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (dOV9E)

Hemlock can fix all but one medical condition.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (Ojki1)

394 Can anyone tell me why Bridget Phetasy is always in my Twitter timeline?

As far as I can tell, she's famous for f*cking Hugh Hefner.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sG4Hj)

395 Also, Ace told us to be better in the side comments, so I'll try to be better. At what, I have no idea, but I'll try.

Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (+X9Vs)

396 I created many comments in my mind today. A lot about how Pixy enjoys hairy balls. Some about how three week old posts are the product of lazy, infertile, flaccid minds who couldn't hang a shelf if their life depended on it.

I am so thankful those comments didn't have a chance to be written, lest I be banned or ridiculed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (LcEaB)

397
What about, say, military personnel on ship or overseas? Or other Americans living abroad for a whole host of reasons?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (4JLkY)



I think there should be a way to get ballots to the military. And say 50 dropboxes for each state. Clusterfuck? Well military absentee ballots are currently a clusterfuck anyways, figure it out.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (vMCab)

398 >>I'd be Ming the Merciless with anyone who can't vote on US soil.


Try Again, Earthling.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (PgEnG)

399 Sooooo, why should I care about this literal nobody?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sG4Hj)

400

A radio host on AM 560 in Chicago is talking about a friend of his who got a mail
in ballot for his mother. His mother who died 11 years ago. No problems
with mailing in voting comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (T3t2v)

401 382 I was laugh at all the Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg magazine covers at the supermarket today.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 07:55 PM (HwiWi)


It makes it all the more obvious how evil comes out of the bones and permeates the face, doesn't it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (okGHj)

402 So - I reckon some of us get it now. This election will be an exercise in trying to cast legit ballots to overcome the largest fraud campaign ever seen in national politics.

Look - I'm petty. Can we at least get those, here, that sneered at the notion that this election could not possibly be rigged to admit they were wrong ? We're not talking thousands of ballots here. We're in the five figures. Maybe six.

So - Sunshine Posters - Trump won Wisconsin by 25K votes. They had roughly 2.8 million voters. Now tell me - how many points is Trump up in Wisconsin ? And is he really out of the range of voter fraud - as we're getting ready to see it ?

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (E4NQ0)

403 364 "I keep meeting so many people I respect and admire here, but this place is really awful"
--Ruth Bader Ginsberg roasting in hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

Hell wouldn't be so bad.

It's always warm.
Interesting company.
A Slayer concert every night. Maybe even some Mercyful Fate, who knows?

(Or so I tell everyone who says I am going to Hell.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (4JLkY)

404 335 Apparently, some bitches got upset because I called them pathetic, manipulative, childish, juvenile bitches who are not worth breathing the same air as they do because they think the oh don't get me anything why didn't you get me anything game is acceptable.

People are so touchy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)


Wow. This is why you are a legend. It's like with Trump. You can count on Trump to be Trump, and you can count on ATC to be ATC.

I'd add "keep being ATC," but it would be entirely superfluous.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (dOV9E)

405
As a Catholic, I cannot speculate upon who is in hell and who is not, but considering that the democraps claim her last words dealt with politics, I'm going on record as doubting she repented of her sins and was forgiven in time to miss the A-train south.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (okGHj)


I find it impossible to accept that she even acknowledged that they were sins at all.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (ONvIw)

406 Can someone remind my 29 year old (ha!) brain where the AoS forum is? Can't remember which app it's on.

Posted by: Toni at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (/c+mq)

407 The way to really root out this fraud would be to roll it into the Durham investigation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (H5knJ)

408 @390
Again, remember that to prove conspiracy you have to have a criminal act showing a violation of the statute. They may be forced to wait until after ballots are cast.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (AwPyG)

409 I'm going on record as doubting she repented of her sins and was forgiven in time to miss the A-train south.

Yeah I can't say for sure she's in hell? But she's in hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (KZzsI)

410 I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker.
Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they
are all in on fraud?

Mishandling first class mail used to be a big deal to Postal Inspectors and everyone who works there knows it. I suspect Trump has people in place watching for it.

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (+ya+t)

411 Again, remember that to prove conspiracy you have to have a criminal act showing a violation of the statute. They may be forced to wait until after ballots are cast.

Exactly how many years does it take of this happening like clockwork before they have enough evidence to do a single god damned thing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

412 A friend ( conservative ) of mine here in NJ went to his son's place and it appears not only did his son get his paper ballot but 4 other paper ballots addressed to people he does not know at his address....what a clust erfuck this going to be. Someone better step in and void this whole fuckin election and make people vote in person before it is to late.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (OVEfo)

413 I agree, I think the damage to the election is far, far worse from fraud than from some folks not getting a chance to vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_____________________

Exactly, the idea that everything has to bend to someone's schedule to vote is nonsense. If you can't make it, oh well.

The only group I'm willing to accomodate is something like the military, but that's incredibly easy to make sure they can vote.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (gkdnV)

414 F5 cries out in relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (UbfIw)

415 397
What about, say, military personnel on ship or overseas? Or other Americans living abroad for a whole host of reasons?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:49 PM (4JLkY)


I think there should be a way to get ballots to the military. And say 50 dropboxes for each state. Clusterfuck? Well military absentee ballots are currently a clusterfuck anyways, figure it out.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (vMCab)



Been there, done that at least three times, and all three times my vote wasn't counted because the Dems made sure all the military overseas ballots were disappeared. The dead guy has it right.

Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (+X9Vs)

416 I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker. Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they are all in on fraud?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (okGHj)

Yup - that's why they are postal workers and not heads of giant cryptic criminal enterprises located in remote hollowed out volcanic islands in the south pacific.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (w2LAm)

417 365 What a clusterfuck this is going to be
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (OVEfo)

2016 may prove to have been the last free and fair election in the United States.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (puu6v)

418

But but but...the MFM assured us that voter fraud is not real and just fear mongering from OrangeManBad.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (T3t2v)

419 The doom and gloom from some here,

@@@@@

I just assumed this was a paid troll demotivation effort. How is finding this stuff out now bad?

Posted by: Piratepatch at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (M/MYP)

420
It's always warm.
Interesting company.
A Slayer concert every night. Maybe even some Mercyful Fate, who knows?


Yoko Ono concerts on the Vuvuzela, more like

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

421 Willowed due to pixy "issues"
The only proper response to those who go as far as dyeing their eyeballs.
https://tinyurl.com/yyytf77c

Posted by: Downcast at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (4BTPy)

422 Hell. I discovered a woman in my house!
Eating my food and watching my TV.
Claims to be my wife!

Who knew??

Posted by: Diogenes




You should set up a duck blind in the family room and observe and report.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:00 PM (BM2fS)

423
Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

Do you really believe many people would show up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

424 I think there should be a way to get ballots to the military. And say 50 dropboxes for each state. Clusterfuck? Well military absentee ballots are currently a clusterfuck anyways, figure it out.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 07:57 PM (vMCab)

Do not misunderstand me; I am totally in agreement about military absentee ballots (once upon a time I was a voting rep and worked on that process). I'm just looking for better ideas, just for fun.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (4JLkY)

425 As a Catholic, I cannot speculate upon who is in hell and who is not, but considering that the democraps claim her last words dealt with politics, I'm going on record as doubting she repented of her sins and was forgiven in time to miss the A-train south.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (okGHj)

Is that necessary anymore? Didn't Pope F say that one didn't need to believe in Christ to get to heaven? So then what if whatever you do believe in doesn't have repentance as a qualification for heaven?

Kevin Smith's Dogma was right.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (Ojki1)

426 357 So, come the day after the election when PA and other states are illegally "counting the ballots" - after ACB and the SC tell them to stop - what is Trump going to do?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2020 07:53 PM (qlFIA)

Declare Victory and celebrate. Nah, if there's anything remotely close, expect the Dems to have some half retarded gambit for the electoral college. If they could harvest denial into energy, they wouldn't have the Globull Warming to worry about.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (Wm5SB)

427 Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

Do you really believe many people would show up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

I don't.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

428 I read the NYT mostly for the Crossword.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 07:40 PM (wmaDY)

Me too!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33's dad at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (4JLkY)

429 Been there, done that at least three times, and all three times my vote wasn't counted because the Dems made sure all the military overseas ballots were disappeared.

Yeah every election year like clockwork, Democrats make sure military votes are as delayed, blocked, invalidated, or ignored as possible. Every election in my memory, there's been some big news story about "oh they were submitted too late" or "oops we lost a shipment"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

430 I just think back to the Democrats attempting to count their own votes and the outstanding work of their IT team on developing an app to count the votes in their own primary.


And I feel a tiny bit better.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (3tgnk)

431 700,000 fraudulent ballots.

Population of Harris County is 4.7 million. I can't immediately find the registration numbers, but assume about half of those are registered to vote.

So he is bragging that he can steal 30% of the vote in the county.

I'm skeptical he can do it. But if they were to succeed then "peaceful transition of power" would be right out, because that level of fraud would be impossible to hide. The voting patterns would be so far outside of statistical possibilities that the courts would have to intervene.

Or everyone would just shrug and say "whatever". But if that were the case, then no point of fighting to win anyway, cause there would be nothing in the country to preserve.

So I guess we will see. I've been wrong before. But we better hope I'm not, because we aren't going to like it at all.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)

432 Didn't know this was here, oh well will have better day tomorrow.
Good night all.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (OjZpE)

433 235 Yeah, I'm thinking that article a few weeks back, the one of "how I committed voter fraud" was a plant.

Released as disinformation to "admit" to the lie, being: it is very hard to commit voter fraud on a large scale. Few hundred, maybe a thousand votes. Tops.

Reality: it's way easy. And there's an army of guys turning in 1k plus votes each
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 07:36 PM (aO8Gd)


A thousand corrupt votes here, a thousand corrupt votes there, and soon, you have yourself the candidate you always wanted instead of who the voters wanted.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

434
Didn't Pope F say that one didn't need to believe in Christ to get to heaven?

----------

Nulla salus extra ecclesiam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (mht8P)

435 Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert W. Pratt

and

"When encountering difficulties, you need to be optimistic. The pessimists tend to die." - Zhou Youguang

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (4JLkY)

Those are great quotes. I hadn't seen either before. Thank you.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:56 PM (dOV9E)

I've said before that rose colored glasses has harmed almost as many people as defeatist pessimism.

I like to refer to myself as an optimistic realist.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

436 423
Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

Do you really believe many people would show up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (63Dwl


Oh yes. A. Lot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (emxxF)

437 Well, I guess all the elderly murdered by dem governors via covid will be unwilling victims of this type of scam.

Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (GTzsf)

438 Apparently, only one photo of Durham exists in the world.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

439 427 Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

Do you really believe many people would show up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

I don't.
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

Oh, come on! We have great examples of how the people rose up to prevent stolen elections in WA, MN (200 and CA!!!









Wait a minute...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (4JLkY)

440 Sooo......after living 2020, are all y'all ready to admit my literary genius? I mean, y'all thought my plots were implausible....

Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ulOTf)

441 332 The doom and gloom from some here, for the most in-the-bag Presidential election I've seen since Reagan-Mondale, is just astonishing. Does the other side's propaganda really work so well?
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (dOV9E)

There are a lot of defeatists around here.


I know Trump will win, but I also know the dems will cheat and steal and try to muddy the waters so that a big part of the country won't believe he actually won, which will hamstring him again. But half a Trump is better than no Trump.

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

442 Yeah every election year like clockwork, Democrats make sure military votes are as delayed, blocked, invalidated, or ignored as possible. Every election in my memory, there's been some big news story about "oh they were submitted too late" or "oops we lost a shipment"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

Here in NJ, I am taking my paper ballot to the county clerk as soon as I get it and hand it in to a person. No mail, No fuckin drop box, no depositing at my voting place on election day when it will not be counted.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (OVEfo)

443 440 Sooo......after living 2020, are all y'all ready to admit my literary genius? I mean, y'all thought my plots were implausible....
Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ulOTf)


Sorry, dude, you still suck.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

444 412 A friend ( conservative ) of mine here in NJ went to his son's place and it appears not only did his son get his paper ballot but 4 other paper ballots addressed to people he does not know at his address....what a clust erfuck this going to be. Someone better step in and void this whole fuckin election and make people vote in person before it is to late.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (OVEfo)

We're sorta doomed. Donks want a clusterfuck and to declare victory. We had nearly four years to stop them, all we got was failure theater and "all will be well".

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (ONvIw)

445 On-topic, for the Aug. 4 primary in Wayne County (Detroit), 46% of all precincts (including both absentee and in-person ballots) could not reconcile ballots counted with ballots registered (put on the "roster" when collected/cast).

In 2016, some may recall, the frivolous recounts pursued by the Green Party candidate included one in MI. That recount was halted in its tracks when Wayne County's non-matching ballot count and rosters afflicted over 60% of all precincts.

Many states in the US would not have their elections recognized by the US, EU, or UN if they were new, or "emerging" democratic/elected governments. Not even close. Election integrity is farcical. I've said this over and over and I don't know how much more dramatic a comparison can be made.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

446 Looks like the democrats believe they are 'voting' their way out of this.

This being Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (mNhhD)

447 after living 2020, are all y'all ready to admit my literary genius? I mean, y'all thought my plots were implausible....
Posted by: Dan Brown


When you say "my plots" you mean "the stuff I swiped from more creative, better authors" right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

448 441 I know Trump will win, but I also know the dems will cheat and steal and try to muddy the waters so that a big part of the country won't believe he actually won, which will hamstring him again. But half a Trump is better than no Trump.
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)


By that definition, Trump was "hamstrung" during his whole first term. And yet he accomplished more than any other President I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

449 I like to refer to myself as an optimistic realist.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

I'm a pessimistic optimist.

I expect things to go wrong, and plan for them, so I can be pleasantly surprised if things go right.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

450 Where I can see the Post Office "helping" Democrats is throwing out Republican ballots in right leaning areas. They know what areas are likely Trump parts.

I plan to take my ballot to the precinct for this reason.

Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (gkdnV)

451 Sorry, dude, you still suck.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)
_______

Worse than 2020? I think not.

Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (ulOTf)

452 Not a very original comment, but on November 3 we will see voter fraud the likes of which Ponzi Himself has never seen, ushering in the first Alzheimer's American president, a nearly literal puppet in Silicon Valley's hands. Although Goldman Sachs will probably be pulling on the strings too.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (XpDOS)

453
Who's the new gimp?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (EGyGV)

454 Have we nooded? I sense we may be nooding

Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (GXBRY)

455 451 Sorry, dude, you still suck.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)
_______

Worse than 2020? I think not.
Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (ulOTf)


2020 wrote an interesting plot.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (dOV9E)

456 Looks like the democrats believe they are 'voting' their way out of this.



This being Trump.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 28, 2020 08:04 PM (mNhhD)


It's not a bad plan. Trump has obeyed every Federal Judge up to this point. They have no reason to believe he will ignore one over voter fraud.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (E4NQ0)

457 I've said before that rose colored glasses has harmed almost as many people as defeatist pessimism.

I like to refer to myself as an optimistic realist.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2DOZq)

I don't believe in rose colored glasses; but I also don't believe in sitting around pouting, spouting a defeatist attitude when NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is guaranteed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (4JLkY)

458
I'm skeptical he can do it. But if they were to succeed then "peaceful transition of power" would be right out, because that level of fraud would be impossible to hide. The voting patterns would be so far outside of statistical possibilities that the courts would have to intervene.

Or everyone would just shrug and say "whatever". But if that were the case, then no point of fighting to win anyway, cause there would be nothing in the country to preserve.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)


Dave, you are an honest guy. That's why you are having difficulty in comprehending the level of this corruption.

This corruption is like nothing anyone has ever seen.

Because Trump is going to smash their grifter gravy train.


Follow the Money.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

459 @434
Catholic doctrine says you need only (1) Fear God and (2) act uprightly.

That's it. You may meet Jesus at the door, but there's no requirement that you have any idea who He is.
The question came up early on, because the Jewish followers were saying that (since Jesus was a Jew) you had to follow Mosaic law to be a Christian.
St Peter (who was a Jew also) said nope.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (AwPyG)

460 What a clusterfuck this is going to be

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 07:54 PM (OVEfo)




By any means necessary comrade. The Democrat Party makes the Mafia look honest.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (T3t2v)

461 I plan to take my ballot to the precinct for this reason.
Posted by: Blago at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (gkdnV)

No take it to your country clerks office. Taking it to your precinct on election day is to late

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (OVEfo)

462 On the positive side, there will be a lot of eyeballs on the counting. It would be much easier to cheat if there wasn't such a glaring light on all of this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (emxxF)

463
I have had a bad feeling in my gut about this for awhile now. Especially after the harvesting we saw in 2018 in CA. This appears to be happening in many more states.


I am thinking we might be screwed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (r+sAi)

464 Seeing on twitter that there's a nationwide 911 outage.

https://tinyurl.com/y5wuu63u

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

465 When you say "my plots" you mean "the stuff I swiped from more creative, better authors" right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI)
________

They didn't get rich, I did. Therefore, they don't count.

Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (ulOTf)

466 So I guess we will see. I've been wrong before. But we better hope I'm not, because we aren't going to like it at all.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:02 PM (5p7BC)'

You're not wrong...no one would get away with that kind of wholesale "in you face" fraud in which 30% of a 2M registered voter county could be stolen without consequence unless you're in a country that allowed that - then you'd have lost your freedoms a long time before that - just move to Costa Rica.

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (w2LAm)

467 Apparently, only one photo of Durham exists in the world.
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (AwPyG)

Yup....looks like he's pinching a loaf.

Straight up douche bag.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

468 Being an incorrigible pessimist, I fully expect Trump to lose this election. Even if Biden's victory is achieved through underhanded means, what does it matter? He's still going to be in power. There needs to be an exit strategy. I'm interested in gaming out scenarios here. How can we achieve divorce which is what we all want? I need timeframes and strategies so I don't drive to the Golden Gate Bridge and jump off.

Also what could serve as the likely tipping point, the Fort Sumter? Dems packing the court? De facto abolishing the Electoral College? I just want them to peaceably let us go but I fear we're past the point of "peaceably."

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (8xieD)

469 I've gone long on Murder Plastic futures and bought a new shovel today. I only know one way to fight a war and that's based on attrition. If that's the war people really want, I'm fine with it. I'm a little tired of playing by Marquis of Queensbury rules while people try to burn down my house. Von Clausewitz is more my style anyway.

Just remember, this isn't a war I asked for. I'm just that guy who wants to be left alone. You dragged me here and it's a choice I will make sure you live to regret.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (LcEaB)

470
Exactly how many years does it take of this happening like clockwork before they have enough evidence to do a single god damned thing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (KZzsI)



I'm sure that Barr and Durham will announce that they need to include voter fraud in their investigation in oh say September of 2024 and so that is why their investigation into the coup against Trump must continue.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (vMCab)

471 293 @242
I honestly think that ... is unconstitutional because its not a secret ballot. ... The founders weren't dummys, this type of thing goes back to the stone age

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The idea that a non-secret ballot would be unconstitutional is not correct. For instance, the secret ballot was only introduced in some locales in the USA as late as the 1950s. Historically, Louisville in the 1888 was one of the first major cities to adopt it, the State of Kentucky amended its Constitution 3 years later, and by the mid 1890s already 90% of the States had followed suit. But the stragglers did indeed take awhile.

Similarly, in Europe in the 19th century, there was notable debate amongst philosophers (like John Stuart Mill) on whether voting should be secret or not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_ballot

Posted by: Not at the National level at least at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (BBWrU)

472 410 I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker.
Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they
are all in on fraud?
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (+ya+t)

I think you confuse incompetence with indifference and laziness.

And why is your hash an algebra problem? I thought we said no math.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 28, 2020 08:09 PM (LWu6U)

473 462 On the positive side, there will be a lot of eyeballs on the counting. It would be much easier to cheat if there wasn't such a glaring light on all of this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:07 PM (emxxF)

They've even thought that out, too. In Penn, the new "rule" is that you must be in the same locality to be a vote watcher. So the corrupt counties have no honest eyes on them.

They have been planning out this theft since late 2016, before Trump ever took the oath.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

474 Dave, you are an honest guy. That's why you are having difficulty in comprehending the level of this corruption.

This corruption is like nothing anyone has ever seen.

Because Trump is going to smash their grifter gravy train.


Follow the Money.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)


Winner, winner chicken dinner.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 08:09 PM (L+dy5)

475 I'm sure that Barr and Durham will announce that they need to include voter fraud in their investigation in oh say September of 2024 and so that is why their investigation into the coup against Trump must continue.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (vMCab)

When Barr is replaced by Comey or Low-retta, there'll be no investigation and the Trump family will be in prison.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:09 PM (ONvIw)

476 423
Trump need only call for the militia and the largest army the world has ever seen will descend on Washington.

Do you really believe many people would show up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

Something tells me the DC mayor won't be quite as accommodating to this group as the current crop of protesters what are mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Ojki1)

477 This is so infuriating.

And I feel so helpless.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (SRRAx)

478 Didn't Pope F say that one didn't need to believe in Christ to get to heaven?

----------

Nulla salus extra ecclesiam.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You just need to believe in abortion, white privilege, and homosexuality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (+y/Ru)

479 2020 wrote an interesting plot.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (dOV9E)
________

Yes, look for it in my next novel.

Posted by: Dan Brown at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ulOTf)

480 I don't believe in rose colored glasses; but I also
don't believe in sitting around pouting, spouting a defeatist attitude
when NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is guaranteed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:06 PM (4JLkY)


Then you're really not honest at all. Because nothing, and I do mean nothing, would be guaranteed to turn out shitty just because everybody says it would be shitty. Anymore than believing things would turn out well if only we think they will.


If you truly believed outcomes were not influenced by attitude - you'd just be quiet. You wouldn't care. Because attitude would not influence events. But that's a lie - you obviously care quite a bit.

You have a agenda. And it's obvious. And shallow.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (E4NQ0)

481 I'm guessing the Chinese are practicing world wide hacks for Election Day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (emxxF)

482 I'm going short on ink cartridges.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (3H9h1)

483 The Dems definitely stole Florida in 2012. It was an in your face mugging.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (2DOZq)

484 Yup....looks like he's pinching a loaf.

Straight up douche bag.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)

He's supposed to look like a tough guy, There is no evidence of this.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

485 @442
But then another person has now handled your filled-out ballot. Another person who could easily surmise which way you tend to vote.
See the problem?

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

486 I expect things to go wrong, and plan for them, so I can be pleasantly surprised if things go right.
Posted by: Romeo13


This is almost exactly what Ben Franklin said.

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at September 28, 2020 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)

487
COMMMMMMMEEENNNNNNNNNTS!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 08:11 PM (nw6Hr)

488 Teresa, we are going to be fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:11 PM (UbfIw)

489 410 I think you misjudge the abilities of your average postal worker.
Really? They can't find their ass with both hands, but you think they
are all in on fraud?
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 07:59 PM (+ya+t)


All of them? Of course not. Most of them? No way.

It only takes a few dishonest people to turn or destroy potentially thousands of votes.

And like someone else pointed out, nobody has gone to jail for it yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

490 Apparently, some bitches got upset because I called them pathetic, manipulative, childish, juvenile bitches who are not worth breathing the same air as they do because they think the oh don't get me anything why didn't you get me anything game is acceptable.

People are so touchy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)
---

Yeah, especially about the truth.

Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 08:12 PM (BRkq2)

491 I don't believe in rose colored glasses; but I also don't believe in sitting around pouting, spouting a defeatist attitude
when NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, is guaranteed.


I agree that being relentlessly pessimistic and downbeat doesn't help any more than mindlessly optimistic.

But there is real reason for concern and frustration.

I mean, we've literally watched Democrats steal election after election and the federal government under ANY president does basically zero about it.

Trump made all this noise about fighting voter fraud, put Pence in charge who went around asking hostile leftist states for help and when they said "no, up yours" he quit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

492 /off sloppy plot author sock

Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (ulOTf)

493 Omar's quite the sweetheart, huh?

What happened to her immigration fraud case? It was actually a case, right? Isn't the evidence pretty compelling? Did I miss a definitive public statement by DOJ or DHS on the matter?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

494 Oh, come on! We have great examples of how the people rose up to prevent stolen elections in WA, MN (200 and CA!!!









Wait a minute...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:03 PM (4JLkY)

They rose up and created hell after I screwed Nixon in Chicago...


And speaking of hell, I just met RGB. Not someone I'd bang. This really is hell.

Posted by: JFK at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (Ojki1)

495 Are the comments down?

Posted by: guy who always asks if the comments are down at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (MCxwz)

496 Tucker is getting my blood pressure up, playing clips of these leftist idiots being idiotic against ACB.

fvck you, DICK Blumenthal

fvck you, Schumer....

lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (ufFY8)

497 305 I live in Fort Bend County, but a lot of my friends and family live in Harris County.
I printed a sample ballot for a first time voter and was shocked at home many Democrat District judges were running unopposed... there were 12.

When in came to district judges the Republicans in Harris County got wiped out in 2018
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (+YYKs)

Straight ticket voting by people voting for Beto Pancho did the deed there. As a result, Harris County is run by a dummy as County Commissioner.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (4JLkY)

498 477 This is so infuriating.
And I feel so helpless.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (SRRAx)


Of the two sides in this election, which one wants you to feel that way?
Which one is working to make you feel that way?

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (dOV9E)

499 Trump made all this noise about fighting voter fraud, put Pence in charge who went around asking hostile leftist states for help and when they said "no, up yours" he quit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

It's dreadful to admit that this is true.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (ONvIw)

500 Whether these schemes were deigned to work or not, they were just as probably designed to be discovered.

The current activities are because the Democrats know they can't win and are doing there best to kill the last sacred cow left in our democratic republic.

Just look at the Biden campaign. Has any presidential campaign been truly as "underground"

The Dems and their allies are stacking up a national funeral pyre and they are going to let us light it.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Cfk8j)

501 He's supposed to look like a tough guy, There is no evidence of this.
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

Yup.....if there was an award for accomplishing so little after being given so much, he's your winner.

The Incompetent Boob Award.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu)

502 But then another person has now handled your filled-out ballot. Another person who could easily surmise which way you tend to vote.
See the problem?
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

No you don't get it. here in NJ, there is NO voting booths this year. ONLY paper ballots. Either you mail your paper ballot and trust the post office, put it in a drop box?, bring it to the county clerk hand it in, or hand in the paper ballot at your precinct on election day. Anyway you cut it, SOMEONE, is handling it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (OVEfo)

503 OT, but I am way behind. How are states who shut down NOT looking at red? I realize the burst in activity after reopening states, but how does Oregon get there?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)

504 "The voting patterns would be so far outside of statistical possibilities that the courts would have to intervene.

Or everyone would just shrug and say "whatever". But if that were the case, then no point of fighting to win anyway, cause there would be nothing in the country to preserve."

Depends on who is running the courts in question. Our time is entirely molded by the question "Who? Whom?"

We know the media will beat on Disenfranchisement and Orangemanstealsvotes relentlessly, in the hopes enough pressure is applied that everyone just gives in to Biden so the whole thing stops. Not a bad wager, given the character of Americans and their rulers. Look at how rhomboid carefully points out the towering stupidity of how both ordinary people *and "experts"* have digested whole the lunacy and voodoo surrounding Flu Manchu. If people can be persuaded by media to pointlessly wear tampons on their faces the rest of their lives, they will easily accept having their votes decided for them.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (XpDOS)

505 Heh.

Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it.


He's not very bright.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (emxxF)

506 There is apparently a massive Microsoft outage right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

507 . Anyway you cut it, SOMEONE, is handling it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:14 PM (OVEfo)

And can toss it.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ONvIw)

508 The Dems definitely stole Florida in 2012. It was an in your face mugging.
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I covered this earlier today. They did, but it was precinct fraud in St. Lucie and Miami-Dade counties. They got about 50K GOP votes to disappear.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (5p7BC)

509 NOOD CAFE

Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (wtnJT)

510 495 Are the comments down?
Posted by: guy who always asks if the comments are down at September 28, 2020 08:13 PM (MCxwz)

Ask not if the comments are down,
but how down you are with the comments.

Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (BRkq2)

511 re: Voter Fraud

'ALL IS WELL CITIZENS! EVERYTHING IS FINE HERE! HOW ARE YOU?'
-Chip Solo

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (cI3Q7)

512 What happened to her immigration fraud case?

There are several open investigations into her; immigration, tax fraud, electoral fraud, etc. I would love to believe at least one would go somewhere but I am not confident.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)

513 306 I'm very upset about this. Especially on the heels of that MN fraud crap that came out from Project Veritas. These aren't attempts at 5k votes, even 10k votes. These are operations involving 100s of 1000s of votes. I have no doubt TX and MN aren't the only places they've honed their skills. It's likely why they think they have it all in the bag and why Biden doesn't feel the need to campaign. Why bother? Wow, this is so troubling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 28, 2020 07:46 PM (ky/25)


Yep.

*self-censors additional comments*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

514 And why is your hash an algebra problem? I thought we said no math.

No clue. Also that wasn't my comment. I worked for the usps and still can find my ass easily with one hand.

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (+ya+t)

515 I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv)

516 nood tittypussy etc

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (H5knJ)

517
This crap here is all the more reason the Senate should confirm ACB ASAP.
Like this f'ing week.
But they won't, just like they aren't doing crap about the dem cheating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

518 Trump made all this noise about fighting voter fraud, put Pence in
charge who went around asking hostile leftist states for help and when
they said "no, up yours" he quit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)



Everything is on the line. I can't or don't want to believe that Trump will throw in the towel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (T3t2v)

519 Oh, and don't forget the special election for the Texas Senate District 30. Vote Drew Springer. HE didn't Tweet support for Burn Loot Murder like Shelley Luther did.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (4JLkY)

520 Trump made all this noise about fighting voter fraud, put Pence in
charge who went around asking hostile leftist states for help and when
they said "no, up yours" he quit.


Some, maybe most, people want to believe in heroes who will save them. Many believe in Mike Pence. He's still the guy that took the VP job because he wasn't going to win re-election for Governor in his home state.

Better to not believe in any heroes that believe in a false one. Mike Pence is not saving anything. Except his own ass, push come to shove.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (E4NQ0)

521 >>Dave, you are an honest guy. That's why you are having difficulty in comprehending the level of this corruption.

This idiot's scheme was easily exposed by a guy whose previous biggest claim to fame was pretending to be the whitest Huggy Bear pimp this side of the Doral Country Club...geniuses these people are not. These are not Blofeld level criminal masterminds. Devious, oily and crimina? Yes, but mensa-level brain trusts are in short supply here...

Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (w2LAm)

522 Trump made all this noise about fighting voter fraud, put Pence in charge who went around asking hostile leftist states for help and when they said "no, up yours" he quit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Somebody is litigating successfully in Wisconsin and Ohio, so we'll see.

The problem is that in 2018, there was no Federal Ballot per se (The President and Vice President are the only candidates who are elected by the country, not in individual states), so Trump wouldn't have had standing to litigate the issues. I think it was up to the GOPe and the individual candidates for the House and Senate to do the litigating.

That said, I'm not really disagreeing with you. I would have liked to see more from Trump in the last 4 years on Election security.

Something like "If States allow illegals to vote and/or fraudulent voting, then they stand a chance of losing their representation in the House. See: 14th Amendment".

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (BM2fS)

523 Lamont, if Trump loses you have nothing to worry about - you are either in a camp, dead or on a wanted poster. Clarity baby.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)

524 Again, remember that to prove conspiracy you have to have a criminal act showing a violation of the statute. They may be forced to wait until after ballots are cast.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 07:58 PM (AwPyG)

Maybe we have to wait until their illegal president is sitting for a couple years. You know, just to be sure. This is not aimed at you btw.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (IEsP8)

525 Better to not believe in any heroes that believe in a false one. Mike Pence is not saving anything. Except his own ass, push come to shove.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope




Dude.

Comb your hair.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (BM2fS)

526 I don't feel hopeless. I am just truly and thoroughly pissed off: At the f*ing Republicans in Congress for being either turncoats or cowards!

Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (GTzsf)

527 I have an interesting comment to make on polling. Listening to Rush today I now understand why the polling is so bad.

I'm going to wait for a new thread though to keep from being Willowed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

528 523 Lamont, if Trump loses you have nothing to worry about - you are either in a camp, dead or on a wanted poster. Clarity baby.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)

Eh, I'm thinking I'll be in the Philippines. America is an idea. It ceased being a geographical place around 2008.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (8xieD)

529 There's an interesting clip circulating on twitter of some event a few years (?) ago where Prince Charles totally snubbed Pence, refusing to shake his hand.The British people are all upset with Charles about it, and think Pence is a nice man.

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

530 Dude. Comb your hair.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (BM2fS)


Jokes on you. I'm working on a six-head. And trimming this shit back so far I can wash it with a rag.

Did you know ? Certain folks - including me - can grow certain hairs that are legit clear ? Honestly - clear hairs. In my head and goatee.

Go figure. Shitty mutant power.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (E4NQ0)

531
Expect the worst
hope for the best
once in a while you're pleasantly surprised


the last time I was surprised was election night 4 years ago

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (iTXRQ)

532 @524
I share the frustration, but we aren't supposed to arrest people because we think they may commit a crime in the future.

Unless you've got a secret FISA court that doesn't provide Constitutional protections. Then it's OK

Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (AwPyG)

533 "Hell. I discovered a woman in my house!
Eating my food and watching my TV.
Claims to be my wife!"

Ask for a BJ then you'll have your answer to the question.

Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (SWbVS)

534 By that definition, Trump was "hamstrung" during his whole first term. And yet he accomplished more than any other President I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

He was and he did.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (IEsP8)

535 Lamont, if Trump loses you have nothing to worry about - you are either in a camp, dead or on a wanted poster. Clarity baby.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)


Come on. That kind of advice didn't exactly paint Jews into Warsaw - but it was exactly what was said at the time that led to that shit show.

There really is a time and place to set your hair on fire. The default position of never doing so is just as fucking stupid as pitching a riot over someone wearing white after Labor Day.


Posted by: English Lycanthrope at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (E4NQ0)

536 No flaming skull?

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (eJwXE)

537 No one is going to mention Kamala's 2010 California AG race?

Even with a huge D/R registration edge, she lost on Election Day, only to win on provisionals when her BFF the Secretary of State started certifying away many of her opponent's votes. I think there was a book on election fraud published in 2012 that called this one of the more egregious recent examples (+25000 to -50000 or something), but occurred too close to the publication date to be analyzed it in detail.

Posted by: She's got experience in this at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (BBWrU)

538 523 Lamont, if Trump loses you have nothing to worry about - you are either in a camp, dead or on a wanted poster. Clarity baby.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)

If Trump loses and the left starts that shit. I'm going feral.

I plan to make 1830s - 1850s Kansas look like a phucking toddler recess with puppies.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (VcFUs)

539 Nood, yo.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=390396

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs)

540 "Comments" Yang worship-word! You will NOT speak it!

Posted by: cloud william, son of chief, etc. at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (an7Mv)

541 Texas Political Director Dallas Jones and his cohorts have been "hoarding mail-in and absentee ballots" and ordering operatives to them fill out for people in Harris County illegally, "including dead people, homeless people, and nursing home residents in the 2020 presidential election,"


Houston, Harris County; Sly Turner, La Commandante

Yes

https://tinyurl.com/y3a78kyn

Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Okeht)

542 Fuck werewolves

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (xceTB)

543 Another example of the sterling election security apparatus: the "Democracy in the Park" fiasco held in Madison (WI) on Saturday (and next Saturday too).

"...poll workers will attempt to collect absentee ballots at over 200 unsecured, outdoor locations, and only deliver these ballots to the City Clerk's Office at the end of the six-hour campaign... The threat that this procedure poses to ballot integrity is manifestly obvious"

Photo caption: Poll worker Jeffrey Hickel accepts an absentee ballot from 2-year-old Zoe Schabow ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6zg3dvh

https://tinyurl.com/y2v35fwg

Posted by: ad hoc, unsecure and unlawful approach at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (BBWrU)

544 A bit late here. Dead thread and all.

BUT, must point out that according to FBI Director Wray, and I quote,
There's not a scintilla of vote fraud!*

End of story.



*post 217

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (/Dgcm)

545 Some of you here need to dial your ugly shit back a bit WRT JackStraw.

Hes in our side incase you forgot. So hes optimistic, nice change from the usual same four assholes who, if I didn't know any better was actively rooting for no indictments... change my mind assholes. Hes been on top of this more than anyone on here but when there are times hes wrong, you act like little leftists by your inane ridicule. As if you schmucks have anything more to say than quippy repetitive intellectually lazy bullshit "#twoweeks

Go the fuck to twitter with the other leftists

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (aR6C/)

546 Actually something can be done about this. Any citizen can arrest for a felony committed in their presence. Also, remember, in TX any citizen can use deadly force to prevent the commission of a felony.

Conspiracy to commit voter fraud is definitely a felony.


Posted by: An Observation at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (9vgEc)

547 Of course they have to do ballot harvesting! Don't you understand? Orange Man Bad justifies everything! They have to save our nation!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (l9m7l)

548 When I lived in Texas, a friend talked about going around with his father when he was a little kid stuffing ballots in the Kennedy election. But, the media will tell us there is only voter suppression.

Posted by: iandeal at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mgPQy)

549 545: Rooting won't help. Optimism is all very nice, but the optimism about Barr merely replaced optimism about Sessions. I want indictments, but I am expecting none. Past is prologue. A good dentist might help those teeth

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 10:15 PM (ONvIw)

550 I actually saw a dem vote scam in action. Reporting it to the authorities didn't work, as they were dems too. Called an elections law expert.
Unenthusiastic. Then called a GOP political advocacy/voting group. They were nice, but didn't have an action plan per se.

GOP is always a day late and a dollar short on dem skullduggery. Hope DTcan overcome this inertia. Real votes matter.

Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at September 29, 2020 12:06 AM (Mce6+)

551 The Dems are unloved and incompetent little pricks, and if they did win the WH by fraud, their ineptitude and corruption would emerge so early in their administration that the people would rise up. Yes, you could kill us all, you could import Chinese to do our work, since Dems are idiots who talk big, do nothing, but soon things would go awry when the Chinese imported would subdue the Dems by force or killings and they'd soon be back to being abject slaves. Nicely played, dorks.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at September 29, 2020 12:38 AM (xZjSg)

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