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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Max Kurzweil
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 09:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 29, 2020 09:30 AM (/Dpnz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:30 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (P+ukS)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Teach a man to fish he come home smelling of alcohol and the truth is not in him
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)
The greatest online voting result ever.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FIIGMO at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (Qf08A)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (xfb67)
Teach a man to fish he come home smelling of alcohol and the truth is not in him
The wife just read me something our oldest said years ago:
"Build a man a fire, he's warm for an evening.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (ukNFU)
Artist can't do legs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)
The greatest online voting result ever.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
I was actually impressed and amused that they decided to go with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (+YYKs)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (4AuDU)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:34 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 09:34 AM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 29, 2020 09:34 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 09:35 AM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 09:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2020 09:35 AM (88xKn)
AASI! How are you? Work slowing down any for you?
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (/669Q)
Hey bluebell.
No. I'm madly procrastinating at this point as per usual.
How's stuff?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Obligatory at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
We'll have to ask Muldoon what the code is for "little man NEXT to the boat."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (yQpMk)
Nice color and composition
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (dR6lV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:34 AM (PiwSw)
Fishermen and golfers....you could sell them any kind of gear.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Feminist Art Critic at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (6IK8p)
I was actually impressed and amused that they decided to go with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:33 AM (/EuRN)
They did keep their word, however they commonly refer to it as something more McClaren'ish.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
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Well, sometimes your plastic surgeon isn't quite as good as promised on his coupons in the weekly circular.
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (qlFIA)
The man represents Trump.
The net represents his death squads.
The fish represent POC and LGBTQ+.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (mht8P)
Reminds of the first episode of "Night Gallery" where Richard Kiley wills himself into the picture of the guy fishing on a lake.
Or so he thought...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats steak.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (/Dpnz)
I don't know. The Mets had one for new 7th inning stretch music maybe 10 years ago. Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" won in a landslide.
The Mets ignored it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 09:38 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (E+OcO)
not too much, just a net, a boom and a pulley. Can be operated by one man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Clit Jokes at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: MSNBC Fupa Troopa at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (TdKLu)
How's stuff?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (CPk0
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Stuff is good, if you discount the stupid virus and Democrats. I long for the good old days of earlier this year.
Very nice to see you here. The least CBD could have done is posted some real art for you, but here we are.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:37 AM (gmo/4)
Never ever calculate the cost of the fish from a 3 or 4 days trip to the bahamas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)
He seems to have thrown two thwarts overboard.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 29, 2020
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Thwarted!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:40 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:40 AM (+NMJh)
That could explain why he floats head down when he falls overboard.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:40 AM (3D/fK)
Should have learned to code
Posted by: Kurt at September 29, 2020 09:40 AM (hxA/N)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2020 09:36 AM (E+OcO)
not too much, just a net, a boom and a pulley. Can be operated by one man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020
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Rope and a bucket in the skiff off the starboard side, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (RuIsu)
there was a great bar and hotel in Bimini. I think it burned down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (0jZnq)
have no phooking clue where the sniper is in that pic
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:42 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: bluebell
!
I actually like this one.
The detail is amazing !
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 09:42 AM (arJlL)
Very nice to see you here. The least CBD could have done is posted some real art for you, but here we are.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:39 AM (/669Q)
I have long resigned myself to CBD's Philistine taste in art. We all have our burdens, and this is one I must carry manfully.
That aside, being essentially locked in my office and home has got me writing papers like mad, so everything has an upside.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:42 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020
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He's set up in one of those notches in the hills off to the right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (wsBcl)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (0jZnq)
I definitely would hang it.
I'm hoping that someday CBD posts a painting of lobstering off the coast of Maine.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (TdMsT)
delta smelt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (/EuRN)
The detail is amazing !
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 09:42 AM (arJlL)
You can like it all you want, but it doesn't have trees, so it is not art. The rules are firm.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020
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He who smelt it, dealt it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 09:44 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 29, 2020 09:34 AM
So, not standing athwart history?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 09:44 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (Z3uDS)
Of course it could be a homburg or other curled-brim hat with the crown opened out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (Ejm1K)
delta smelt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (/EuRN)
He who Smelta, Delta!
6th grade me.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Teach a man to fish he come home smelling of alcohol and the truth is not in him
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: From a friend ... at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (TdMsT)
Bah Hahbah can be beautiful.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (gAXBD)
Can you put it on pizza?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (3D/fK)
You can put anything on pizza. The question is SHOULD you put it on pizza...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (GIeIM)
You can put anything on pizza. The question is SHOULD you put it on pizza...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)
California ruined the pizza.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
I want to see a blank stare followed by gibberish.
90 million watching with no propaganda filter.
Posted by: Ha at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (6H95B)
Can you put it on pizza?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (3D/fK)
Anchovy .....somebody make an anchovy pun.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
delta smelt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM
*gulf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (0jZnq)
No plastic trash or straws on the shoreline.
And no fossil fueled power sources.
Prophetic in a way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
They haven't gotten much right in decades.
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: JROD at September 29, 2020 09:41 AM (0jZnq)
I definitely would hang it.
I'm hoping that someday CBD posts a painting of lobstering off the coast of Maine.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:43 AM (TdMsT)
as CBD furiously starts searching for "lobsters playing poker"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (/EuRN)
One Simple Trick - a limerick
A crazy young fisherman named Payne
Used to trawl all day long, but in vain
But it's now been revealed
He's increased his net yield
His results catching fish are in seine!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (Fc5rx)
I want to see a blank stare followed by gibberish.
90 million watching with no propaganda filter.
Posted by: Ha at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (6H95B)
Ron Paul has an episode during an interview, hospital.
Joe Biden has an episode during an interview or stump speech, it's just Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
' Smelt is a wonderful fish..'
Can you put it on pizza?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:45 AM (3D/fK)
Interstingly enough, yes. You do a thin crust with a very dense, salty and peppered tomato sauce, no cheese, and put lightly fried and cornmealed smelt on top. Can add mushrooms. Drink with abundant coarse red wine.
Weird but actually works.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: gp at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
No plastic trash or straws on the shoreline.
And no fossil fueled power sources.
Prophetic in a way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (3D/fK)
Forced Electric Powered Cars in a state that can't support an electric powered hot plate.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (HaL55)
California in the future?
No plastic trash or straws on the shoreline.
And no fossil fueled power sources.
Prophetic in a way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (3D/fK)
But they'll take fossil fueled power from other states. Go figure.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (88xKn)
instagram fakers
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (GIeIM)
Mile high club with fake orgasms
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (rjE57)
A crazy young fisherman named Payne
Used to trawl all day long, but in vain
But it's now been revealed
He's increased his net yield
His results catching fish are in seine!!
I am demoting you for using seine after it was already used in this thread and for not using 'Eddie' .
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Z3uDS)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 09:50 AM (hku12)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:50 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:46 AM (xfb67)
It is always beautiful!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 09:50 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joey the Lid at September 29, 2020 09:50 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 09:50 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Paul is IMO a healthier guy. Biden must be on lots of meds even if you don't count dementia pills. Probably an anti-seizure medication or they'd never add a stimulant given his brain history...at least not with some degree of safety.
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020
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You can always snip out your own.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (xfb67)
I got to see The J Geils Band do that live. Absolutely amazing live act. One of the very best I've ever seen. Cannot remember who opened for them...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
The Flintstone's cars were a prophetic look into California's future.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM
*groan*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (ukNFU)
No plastic trash or straws on the shoreline.
And no fossil fueled power sources.
Prophetic in a way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (3D/fK)
Forced Electric Powered Cars in a state that can't support an electric powered hot plate.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Newsome's next executive order will simply decree wind and solar to be more efficient sources of energy than fossil fuels, changing the laws of chemistry and physics, and making green energy viable and cost-effective. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
I told him that was a little harsh, but, eh, what can ya do.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way today.
Posted by: Joey the Lid at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (sWM8x)
I want to see a blank stare followed by gibberish.
90 million watching with no propaganda filter.
Panicked Wallace - "We'llberightbackafterthiswordfromoursponsors!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (Z3uDS)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
The Flintstone's cars were a prophetic look into California's future.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020
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And a lot of the female leftists look more like Fred Flintstone than like Betty Rubble.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
The Flintstone's cars were a prophetic look into California's future.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
But the ribs at the drive-in are actually Brontosoyrus.
Quite disappointing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
I got to see The J Geils Band do that live. Absolutely amazing live act. One of the very best I've ever seen. Cannot remember who opened for them...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM
OMG! That bowling ball! It's my wife!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
For peace with Ukraine's energy industry?
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
I actually copied that out of Outlook, not Word.
I'll be going now.
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (ukNFU)
Microsoft. The only word processor it has is word. Outlook uses the Word 'engine' for mail creation, so it's the same thing.
Use notepad........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
This screams of insanity.
https://tinyurl.com/y64xjptl
(Warning...loud batshit screaming. Adjust your speakers)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
LOL
For what? and who did it, Kamala??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (/kh7m)
The Painter of Light :
People think painting light is easy...
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (Z3uDS)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
Verboten.
You must suffer when in the barrel.
I will warn, don't drink the water.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
For what, sitting in a basement?
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020
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I like this painting . . . but yes, I also like Kincade's use of lighted windows in his cottages at dusk.
May I suggest Jack Vettriano as a source in future, CBD? Not all of his paintings are R-rated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (LcEaB)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
For what, sitting in a basement?
Posted by: dantesed at September 29, 2020 09:54 AM (88xKn)
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For the same reason as Obama.
Not being a Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 29, 2020 09:48 AM (gAXBD)
The best explanation for fishing I ever heard.
Otherwise, McDonalds has a drive-thru, and sometimes the filet-o-fish is being sold 2 for $5.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (hku12)
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My guess is they have been conditioning him to sleep later in order to be perky between the hours of 9:30PM and 10:00PM.
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (9T18X)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020
This fits all of the left's criteria. Exercise and no emissions. It's perfect. Of course, they'll be complaining about the stone quarries next.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (rjE57)
90 million watching with no propaganda filter.
Panicked Wallace - "We'llberightbackafterthiswordfromoursponsors!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Honestly, it wouldn't make a difference to the Biden supporters I know.
They aren't even trying to sway an undecided anymore.
To them, PDT is the corporal embodiment of Ole Scratch.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (Rvt88)
Is he fishing for bait?
To fish later for the big fish?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (dWwl8)
No plastic trash or straws on the shoreline.
And no fossil fueled power sources.
Prophetic in a way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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And mandated discrimination on corporate boards starting in January.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (kA3Cp)
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My guess is they have been conditioning him to sleep later in order to be perky between the hours of 9:30PM and 10:00PM.
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (9T18X)
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Except he's being doing things in the morning and never appearing in the afternoon or evening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (ukNFU)
My brother just told me that his doctor said he's seeing more and more cases of tonsil stones, which he believes is due to mask wearing.
Both my brother and I get sore throats wearing the masks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
LOL
For what? and who did it, Kamala??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (/kh7m)
They'll say it's because He Killed Bin Laden.
Bank on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (kA3Cp)
I sure hope you're right. He's human so not infallible, but he didn't get this far by being stupid or lazy, either.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (/kh7m)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
There's a Nobel Prize for sniffing and groping women?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (yISI5)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
Chemistry. He's only the second guy in history to be able to stand upright after being injected with the same chemical cocktail as Hitler.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
My vote would be for Notepad++. Free, open source, multiple tabs, extensible, can run it from a usb drive (nothing permanently installed on PC). Worth checking out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
>>I really wish CBD would post some Thomas Kincade.
The Painter of Light :
People think painting light is easy...
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (Z3uDS)
It's one of the hardest things to paint.
The damn photons are so small, and fast. You have to be quick.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (CPk08)
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Stay away from the pickles. BTW, they aren't pickles.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (9T18X)
This screams of insanity.
https://tinyurl.com/y64xjptl
(Warning...loud batshit screaming. Adjust your speakers)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
"No, I'm good....."
No, you're not.
You are the reason the "nuthouses" were invented. They need to be brought back.
You should be studied. Not out in society.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (sWM8x)
That painting is nice but the water on the left side of the boat looks weird. Might hang if they fix the water.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
LOL
For what? and who did it, Kamala??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (/kh7m)
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Uk Labour MP for:
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, he has argued that the best force is the force of argument," he told the newspaper.
"Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world."
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Oh brother, Liberal mumbo jumbo. No results, just feelings.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (G0vdT)
My vote would be for Notepad++. Free, open source, multiple tabs, extensible, can run it from a usb drive (nothing permanently installed on PC). Worth checking out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
I believe that's the one I use at work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
able to stand upright after being injected with the same chemical
cocktail as Hitler.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
TBF, I think we have progressed to the Lenin phase.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 09:58 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (ukNFU)
The sickly green exudate is sterile, nothing to be concerned about....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:58 AM (PiwSw)
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, he has argued that the best force is the force of argument," he told the newspaper.
"Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world."
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Oh brother, Liberal mumbo jumbo. No results, just feelings.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (G0vdT)
something... something.... shotgun... something.... door... something.... both barrels....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020 09:58 AM (mpXpK)
Seems to me that an enterprising lawyer could use this to overthrow ALL of Californias Discrimination Laws.
IF you are forced to discriminate for the greater good, you MUST be allowed to discriminate for personal good as well.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 09:59 AM (bKmSR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
I believe that's the one I use at work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
++1 for Notepad++. Fantastic little editor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 09:59 AM (/EuRN)
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If this really happened, it is another example of how the left just can't stop themselves from stepping on rakes.
What is going to be the topic of conversation as a result? A debate between the foreign policy accomplishments of Trump vs. Biden. Something the media has been trying hard to ignore.
But the left and their infantile need to do "ME TOO" oneupsmanship causes them to constantly do stupid things.
The Harris county cheating is another example. If you are going to steal a million votes, how dumb do you have to be to brag about it?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 09:59 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (PiwSw)
I believe that's the one I use at work.
Posted by: Sponge
That and WinSCP are staples
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (Xih1H)
...speaking of lids, who put one on the barrel? It's really dark now. And slippery.
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (ukNFU)
The fish are....friendly. Tie your shoelaces around the cuffs of your pants.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (nxdel)
Yes! A little too "Starry Night" with the swirly jazz.
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)
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Meconium. Everyone assumes the fetal position in the barrel.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (WQZ1O)
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My guess is they have been conditioning him to sleep later in order to be perky between the hours of 9:30PM and 10:00PM.
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin' 'round my back stairs
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 09:55 AM (9T18X)
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Except he's being doing things in the morning and never appearing in the afternoon or evening.
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This might be a shock to you but as men age they awake earlier and earlier. Given this, they entertain and train the barking seal to bark certain phrases from say 0600 to 0930 and then put him back to bed later and later in the day until he is fresh by around 8 o'clock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (9T18X)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (lgiXo)
If the Committee has no integrity and I assume that they don't.
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2020 10:01 AM (dfRN6)
Apparently Dollar Tree's new gambit re: masks is to post a sign outside, but then not to say anything to you about not having one until you are actually in line to check out. In other words, you've invested time and energy in the store, but not yet your money.
Checkout girl: "Do you have your mask, sir?"
Me: "Medical exemption" *waving letter*
Checkout girl looks confused. Manageress wanders over. "You have a mask?"
Me: "Medical exemption."
Manageress: "Can I see it?"
I handed it over. She pored over it as if she were a tax attorney looking for a loophole, but at last handed it back and shuffled away. I love frustrating these little tinpot dictators. (Yes, I know it's the corporate office insisting on this nonsense, but I'll bet a box of $1 cookies that the staff love telling people what to do.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:01 AM (Ejm1K)
Intel receives fresh licenses from the U.S. government to continue supplying some of its chips and other components to Huawei Technologies.
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM
They must have got lost
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (Izzlo)
Fun fact for this thread. Peter Wolf from J Geils attended the Tufts School of Museum and Fine Arts. Not bad for a guy from the Bronx.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (LcEaB)
Clearly he's not staying home for debate prep. He's staying home for medical reasons.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (/EuRN)
The head of the EPA sent Newsome a letter that says the car ban EO is probably illegal, and how can you force people to use electric cars when you already don't have electricity.
I suspect the head of the EPA is a secret Moron.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (nxdel)
I'm an independent artist, I create a cartoon series called Goddamn Ukuleles. The cartoons center on a cult of cuddly animals that care just a little too much (basically sjws).
It's still a small project, I'm able to make one cartoon a month. If it's okay, I will announce here in the comments whenever I have a new cartoon up. Thanks!
I'm on YouTube and Bitchute @GoddamnUkuleles.
See the toons here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YZPNwEaoKg
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kg379XraGEfo/
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (4YHTV)
Posted by: Sponge
***********
In case you had any doubt, there IS a code for little man next to the boat.
Actually it is a dual coded entity, combining:
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code W16.7
Fall from boat into water -see watercraft accident
AND
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code R62.52
Familial short stature; Genetic short stature;
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:03 AM (AMIL/)
Uk Labour MP for:
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, he has argued that the best force is the force of argument," he told the newspaper.
"Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world."
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Oh brother, Liberal mumbo jumbo. No results, just feelings.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (G0vdT)
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"Obama bombing Libya was better than Trump forging peace in the Middle East."
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:03 AM (UWqZJ)
This screams of insanity.
https://tinyurl.com/y64xjptl
(Warning...loud batshit screaming. Adjust your speakers)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
Ah.
1. Theater major
2. Psychology major
3. wymmins studies major
Discuss.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 10:03 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:00 AM (9T18X)
He could just take a nap....like me.
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2020 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020
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Looks like some of the swirls and ripples you see from the Miss. River ferry. Only, you know, brown instead of green or blue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:03 AM (Ejm1K)
Then the vote should be called today. The Demoprogs have shown they have no interest in doing their job, the one they swore an oath to, so there's no point in wasting any more time on them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (HaL55)
Familial short stature; Genetic short stature;
That's a low blow. AtC isn't even in here this morning!
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (bKmSR)
Uk Labour MP for:
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, he has argued that the best force is the force of argument," he told the newspaper.
"Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world."
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Oh brother, Liberal mumbo jumbo. No results, just feelings.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 09:57 AM (G0vdT)
A) when has Senile Joe last made an intelligent argument?
B) has Trump done just that-used words, or negotiations, to bring about peace?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (lgiXo)
I handed it over. She pored over it as if she were a tax attorney looking for a loophole, but at last handed it back and shuffled away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Not to be a dick but, HIPAA privacy violation much? No one has asked me any details when I make that claim.
Of course, I am wearing a blaze orange T-shirt that has "INMATE" on the back so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (Rvt88)
The head of the EPA sent Newsome a letter that says the car ban EO is probably illegal, and how can you force people to use electric cars when you already don't have electricity.
I suspect the head of the EPA is a secret Moron.
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Tom Steyer pretty much owns CA doesn't he?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (9T18X)
* Debates
* 3rd Qtr GDP
* Possible Nobel Prize for Trump
* Appellate/SCOTUS rulings on election rules
* Covid vaccine
* Durham....I kid, I kid.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (G0vdT)
https://www.hostinger.com/tutorials/how-to-connect-to-ftp-with-notepad/
Posted by: Jean at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
If Trump wins, I do believe they'll get around to doing a little bit of something next spring or so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 10:05 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (nxdel)
Trump is relentless.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (bKmSR)
Then the vote should be called today. The Demoprogs have shown they have no interest in doing their job, the one they swore an oath to, so there's no point in wasting any more time on them.
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Send it to Senate today. Vote tomorrow. Done deal. Enjoy the lamentations of the women.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (9T18X)
second mouse gets the cheese ...
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 09:47 AM (GIeIM)
Especially in the shadow of the 2nd moon.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (sjdRT)
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, [Biden] has argued that the best force is the force of argument," Chris Bryant, a member of the Labour Party, told the Standard. "Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world."
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Yeah, old Joe is a silver tongued devil alright.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (LcEaB)
This screams of insanity.
https://tinyurl.com/y64xjptl
(Warning...loud batshit screaming. Adjust your speakers)
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
A perfect example of the mature and rational left. They live in an endless infancy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (yISI5)
Many of his works look like they are lighted from behind.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 10:07 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BluesFish
Trump also demanding that Joe trim the hairs in his (Joe's) ears.
It disgusting to look at.
Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2020 10:07 AM (vd8XM)
Hearts can't stop a bullet.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:07 AM (bKmSR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:07 AM (9T18X)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 29, 2020 09:49 AM (N39Ws)
Back when I worked for a public utility CA used to buy 50% of their power from Washington State.
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ha at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (6H95B)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (lgiXo)
Trump is relentless.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (bKmSR)
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Why would they refuse?
This is like the pee test. Why not just say, sure?
They're letting Trump sow doubt instead of just answering the question. They're helping him sow doubt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM (5p7BC)
And when I die don't bury me at all,
Just pickle my bones in alcohol
I'ut a bottle o' booze at my head and feet
And then I know that I will keep.
Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (QE8X6)
Hearts can't stop a bullet.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:07 AM (bKmSR)
Nothing like a well placed bullet to get people to reconsider their positions.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (jwF2e)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 09:51 AM
They must have got lost
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (Izzlo)
Google tells me it was Red Ryder.
I have no memory of that, and I'd think I would because I liked them. Maybe we got there late.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (jbF6h)
Threatening to assault Corn Pop apparently worked out for him. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (nxdel)
The Left can't help themselves.
Trying to steal Trump's "buy America, Hire America."
Change of heart about shutting down travel to Chy-Na.
Giving Sundown Joe a Nobel Peace Prize nomination
I'm sure there are a lot more examples.
Childish.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
The goggles will do nothing..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (yQpMk)
Trump is relentless.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (bKmSR)
Using the Dem playbook against them.
The accusation is enough.
Drug test and ear pieces. People will wonder.
And there are hundreds of thousands of folks who will record this and go all Zapruder film looking for ear pieces and tubes in his arms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (emxxF)
candidates ears be inspected for presence of radio receiver prior to
debate, Biden campaign refusing.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
Joe Biden: Look fat, I don't have anything in my ear feeding me answers ....hold on....the weather tonight will be cool with a 30% chance of rain...and now for sports....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (yISI5)
for presence of radio receiver prior to debate, Biden campaign refusing.
If they were to shine a light in Sundown Joe's ear, it would come out the other ear.
So he's good to go.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (HaL55)
Trump is relentless.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (bKmSR)
Using the Dem playbook against them.
The accusation is enough.
Drug test and ear pieces. People will wonder.
And there are hundreds of thousands of folks who will record this and go all Zapruder film looking for ear pieces and tubes in his arms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (emxxF)
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"I definitely see something in Biden's ear from here."
-Trump, in the middle of the debate with tens of millions of viewers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (LcEaB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (LxTcq)
candidates ears be inspected for presence of radio receiver prior to
debate, Biden campaign refusing.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
On what possible grounds are they refusing?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (9T18X)
candidates ears be inspected for presence of radio receiver prior to
debate, Biden campaign refusing.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
On what possible grounds are they refusing?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (TdMsT)
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*condescending chuckle*
"So dumb."
-Joe Biden
"Well, that's that, then."
-The MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (TdMsT)
We're Democrats, and we say no. So there.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (Oka5v)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:12 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:12 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 29, 2020 10:12 AM (22mNy)
Trump is relentless.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (bKmSR)
Using the Dem playbook against them.
The accusation is enough.
Drug test and ear pieces. People will wonder.
And there are hundreds of thousands of folks who will record this and go all Zapruder film looking for ear pieces and tubes in his arms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:09 AM (emxxF)
Trump WILL point out Biden's refusals. In front of millions of people.
We cannot spare this man. He fights.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:12 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2020 10:12 AM (4EyHE)
team Biden won't know whether true or not
Lol
But I made this point before. Biden may not be capable of listening to someone recite bullet points in his ear and trying to speak without stutter at the same time.
That takes a ton of practice to not break the 4th wall while getting fed what to say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (RgDdh)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (ukNFU)
And some people still don't believe Ace has a time machine!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (/kh7m)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (GIeIM)
Just pickle my bones in alcohol
I'ut a bottle o' booze at my head and feet
And then I know that I will keep.
Posted by: Caliban at September 29, 2020 10:08 AM (QE8X6)I'd rather have'em cut me up, and pass me all around.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:13 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (16+gn)
team Biden won't know whether true or not
OMG - Just spit tea all over my desk!
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 10:11 AM (ukNFU)
You're supposed to wait until people forget or the next thread. Whichever is sooner.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (jwF2e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (eXmcp)
I handed it over. She pored over it as if she were a tax attorney looking for a loophole, but at last handed it back and shuffled away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Not to be a dick but, HIPAA privacy violation much? No one has asked me any details when I make that claim.
Of course, I am wearing a blaze orange T-shirt that has "INMATE" on the back so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020
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If I'd cited HIPAA, she'd have thought I was insulting her weight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Dropping surprises is Nadler's job
Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2020 10:15 AM (vd8XM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YZPNwEaoKg
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kg379XraGEfo/
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose
omg lolthat's so creepy
well done!
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:15 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
What I want to see tonight is a continuous view of both men, so we can see how much Joe is shuffling papers or note cards, and leaning on the podium, while questions are asked and when Trump is speaking. This will let everyone see if Joe is panicking and/or physically tiring.
I do not know who controls the camera view or split-screens that we see. Maybe each channel selects the camera views they show.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (eXmcp)
October surprise? Yeah, Paste-Eating Joey is the person to do that.
"you know - the thing."
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (9T18X)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (eXmcp
Biden probably has a skeleton or two in his closet.
Name a country that starts with Ukraine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (emxxF)
How the Bidens Dodged the Payroll Tax
They used an S-corp to avoid paying more than $500,000 in levies for Medicare and ObamaCare.
By Chris Jacobs
Aug. 10, 2020 2:12 pm ET
WSJ
https://tinyurl.com/yyeha59g
Hope Trump's campaign has this info for tonight.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (rjE57)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (eXmcp)
Good point, especially since he knows Trump can ask all sorts of interesting questions about Hunter, and Biden has plenty of experience to project onto someone else.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (/kh7m)
What's to prevent a person to buy a car out of State and bring it back to California? Can you even register a new car?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (16+gn)
When I lived in CA you had to get a CA smog sticker.
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (nxdel)
For not being a billionaire from Queens. It was hard, and Joe had to struggle to get there, but after a lifetime of struggle he has managed to do it AND be an example to the world how to be really not be Trump.
He may get one for not being Bush too, but that is a stretch, after all someone already did that groundbreaking work.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:17 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:17 AM (16+gn)
Posted by: johnd01 at September 29, 2020 10:17 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (gAMkn)
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Wait. Double-stuff Oreos need promotion?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (9T18X)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (sWM8x)
"stop the hammering, say stop the hammering"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (nxdel)
You're going to need to be a little more specific.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (FCQR/)
I'm not *uhhh* quite done *ahhh* yet.
Posted by: The Otter at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (ZGrMX)
I handed it over. She pored over it as if she were a tax attorney looking for a loophole, but at last handed it back and shuffled away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Not to be a dick but, HIPAA privacy violation much? No one has asked me any details when I make that claim.
Of course, I am wearing a blaze orange T-shirt that has "INMATE" on the back so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020]/i]
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Forget it, Tonypete. It's Dollar Tree.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Whee From the PNW at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (zOD0w)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (eXmcp)
The dems will try something tonight. They have to be as dirty filthy as they possibly can to overcome this absolute failure of a candidate and is Veep.
Trump will be ready for anything, as long as he holds his temper in check, which he has been doing well with.
I will bet it will be a personal attack, and something to hurt his wife and children. Like another woman bs story.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (rjE57)
This is an interesting painting. He captures, visually, the quiet of inshore shallow water on a calm day. Max Kurzweil has a near Impressionistic technique. Look at the brush strokes making up his coat, the hull of the boat and the water. They blend from a distance but seen close up each stroke is distinct and deliberate. It's effective.
Actually, the way the water is created reminds me of Van Gogh with a very light touch. I doubt that is deliberate, just an observation.
Thanks, CBD. This is a pleasant painting.
Posted by: JTB at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 29, 2020 10:18 AM (9T18X)
He could say puce, and the media would drool over his answer.
"The best color - evah"
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: johnd01
Don't look him in the eyes!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (Rvt88)
Bush would never do that because he is above the fray, a dignified and classy loser.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (GXBRY)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:17 AM (16+gn)"
Why does anybody need more than two, maybe three cars? I think Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld should do the patriotic thing and sell their surplus and donate the proceeds to the gubmint.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (FCQR/)
Puddinhead Joey - "Rutabaga!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett
*******
Are you accusing me of being homophonic?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 10:20 AM (Fc5rx)
team Biden won't know whether true or not
OMG - Just spit tea all over my desk!
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (4pK1/)
I commented last week that Trump needs to ORDER the Secret Service to detect all radio communications in the debate venue, and record them. For POTUS security reasons.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:20 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:20 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Xv64E)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (WQZ1O)
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why would they refuse? surely they have nothing to hide
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2020
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When I moved to CO, I was astonished to find there wasn't even the cursory safety inspection of Lousy-ana. Emissions only. Your car could have no brakes and no lights, I gathered, as long as what was coming out of the tailpipe was clean.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)
Trump pulls out 1911 and starts picking them off.
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (1Dmt5)
To be replaced by another funny named guy who is ungrateful toward America, and likes to talk about a little light jihad, while banging supermodels. Female and/or male.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (hku12)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (Ejm1K)
The benefit being you can do so and be legally correct and passive aggressively insult an idiot. And you'd own the store when she freaked on you and it was caught on tape.
Of course it is owning a Dollar Store, but if you get the franchisee site that's money.
If it is just that stores inventory...well, it probably won't put you in a higher tax bracket but it also isn't nothing (or people wouldn't shop there).
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (Izzlo)
@akoseff
In a letter, the U.S. EPA administrator tells Newsom that his executive order mandating only new electric car sales in California by 2035 may be illegal and questions the feasibility of the increase demand in electricity "when you can't even keep the lights on today."
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Gonna need more unicorns and fairy dust.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
cspan ?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (WQZ1O)
He didn't! Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)"
"No doors?"
"I'm fighting that one."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (FCQR/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:06 AM (nxdel)
I liked how she stopped in the middle to reassure the other woman that she was fine.
she needs half a dozen people around her chanting "Missy killed her baby" over and over again for about 15 minutes to stoke her into a frothing rage
She wants to play stupid games she can get buried.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (WyVLE)
voice in Biden's earpiece: Joe, mention Trump's taxes.
Joe Biden: I wanna talk about Trump's faxes.
voice in Biden's earpiece: No! Not faxes. Taxes!!
Joe Biden: No! Not faxes. Texas!!!
voice in Biden's earpiece: Not Texas you idiot! Taxes!!!
Joe Biden: Not Texas you idiot! Tacks!!!
voice in Biden's earpiece: NOT TACKS!!! I'll spell it T-A-X-E-S!!!
Joe Biden: NOT TACKS!!! I'll spell it T-I-T-S!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (yISI5)
Bush would never do that because he is above the fray, a dignified and classy loser.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (GXBRY)
they should just have a scramble device nearby
make his earpiece blare into his ears if he had one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (rjE57)
voice in Biden's earpiece: Joe, mention Trump's taxes.
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Joe Biden: NOT TACKS!!! I'll spell it T-I-T-S!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (yISI5)
Would it be wrong to pray for this?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 10:23 AM (/kh7m)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)
They have Nobel prize for graft?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (HgnZ+)
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Trump pulls out 1911 and starts picking them off.
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (oVJmc)
Has anyone organized any sort of office pool here? I think the consensus is, nobody has any fargin' clue what to expect tonight.
All I know is, I expect something nobody would predict to happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (hku12)
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I thought I saw something about racoons on the WH lawn the other day, rummaging thru news crew stuff
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)
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Depends on the county. Where I grew up, you have to pass a normal vehicle inspection, but there is NO emissions test. They just give you a sticker that says "CO Emissions Exempt Vehicle."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 10:02 AM (nxdel)
For not being W.
Same as the last president got one for.
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (Ojki1)
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I'm sure CSPAN will carry it, but here's a link for Fox Business on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTtlFpM5Ss
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (nzKWW)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (WQZ1O)
He didn't! Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (4pK1/)
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Reported by Peter Doocy, FNC.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (1Dmt5)
To be replaced by another funny named guy who is ungrateful toward America, and likes to talk about a little light jihad, while banging supermodels. Female and/or male.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (hku12)
Besides the supermodel part, isn't this the story of Obamam?
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (RuIsu)
Joe Biden: NOT TACKS!!! I'll spell it T-I-T-S!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (yISI5
Or hijack it and start talking about the hot blonde in the audience that uses Prell shampoo.
Sniiifffff. Snifffff
Make Joe get a chubby on stage.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:14 AM (Ejm1K)
The benefit being you can do so and be legally correct and passive aggressively insult an idiot. And you'd own the store when she freaked on you and it was caught on tape.
. . .
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020
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The problem with that, I've read, is that HIPAA applies only to medical professionals, not to retail workers. Not dead sure. Anybody know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (nzKWW)
Or if he reels off Biden's scripted answer before the paste-eater can do it himself.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (/kh7m)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (nUhF0)
there is a serious problem with vermin.
they attract raccoons.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (WyVLE)
where can we watch the debate later online?
cspan ?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM
it's too bad the kids from RSBN are not covering the debate
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (i22+a)
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (nzKWW
Trump - what did the people in your head say, Joe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (emxxF)
Account appears to be deleted, not sure if he did it himself or he was splatted. Too bad, I love his Car ID Service.
Posted by: The Otter at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
make his earpiece blare into his ears if he had one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Or play "Mexican Radio" turned up to 11.
"They wake him up at 5am for Fruit Loops draped in white overalls and black boots."
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Rvt88)
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Trump pulls out 1911 and starts picking them off.
Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (oVJmc)
Has anyone organized any sort of office pool here? I think the consensus is, nobody has any fargin' clue what to expect tonight.
All I know is, I expect something nobody would predict to happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (hku12)
Trump will win. The details are merely details.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (jwF2e)
Bush would never do that because he is above the fray, a dignified and classy loser.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 29, 2020 10:19 AM (GXBRY)
they should just have a scramble device nearby
make his earpiece blare into his ears if he had one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (rjE57)
In all seriousness, if the Paste-Eater IS wearing a receiver and refusing to be scanned for one, can Trump's team do anything during the debate to scramble what he's being fed?
I'm stupid about electronics.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (JRaU+)
Biden immediately hurries over to sniff her hair
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (67sg6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (eXmcp)
make his earpiece blare into his ears if he had one
Or broadcast Napoleon XIV's song They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha over every frequency continuously.
"...to the happy home where life is beautiful all the time..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (WQZ1O)
He didn't! Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (4pK1/)
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Reported by Peter Doocy, FNC.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (WQZ1O)
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Like, recent request? Like from today?
Or from weeks ago?
I hope it's from today. God, I hope it's from today.
He's going to shit his Depends, and the world will know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)
The raccoons already have a taste for journalist, so it will backfire.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
@akoseff
In a letter, the U.S. EPA administrator tells Newsom that his executive order mandating only new electric car sales in California by 2035 may be illegal and questions the feasibility of the increase demand in electricity "when you can't even keep the lights on today."
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Gonna need more unicorns and fairy dust.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
Perhaps he's forgetting the aspect of communism where only the totally equal you guys completely not in charge elites have the special privileges compared to the average serf. Everyone else will just have to use public transport like the high speed rail that will totally be finished then.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (x3jdj)
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Gonna need more unicorns and fairy dust.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM
Someone posted a great meme. State without electricity mandates electric vehicles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (vbSOj)
Posted by: Editor at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (v/0KI)
Posted by: klaftern
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For those who thought the Wuhan flu was a real threat, here is your clue.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (nzKWW)
So, you really think Joe is going to be coherent and energetic and eloquent tonight? Ok. We'll see.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)
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Depends on the county. Where I grew up, you have to pass a normal vehicle inspection, but there is NO emissions test. They just give you a sticker that says "CO Emissions Exempt Vehicle."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2020
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I lived in Jefferson County (Lakewood), then Denver itself, and then Aurora, so Arapahoe County, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Ejm1K)
In all seriousness, if the Paste-Eater IS wearing a receiver and refusing to be scanned for one, can Trump's team do anything during the debate to scramble what he's being fed?
I'm stupid about electronics.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (4pK1
Yes, you can put interference into any band. But even better, just record it.
Then play it for the world to see.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (emxxF)
So, you really think Joe is going to be coherent and energetic and eloquent tonight? Ok. We'll see.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Lt1JN)
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Well, for Joe. For about 20-30 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (67sg6)
I miss the ocean. *sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)
Let's just say it's taped down...
Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 09:56 AM (l3+k2)
The anti-Semite Mafia looking after its own.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:28 AM (HgnZ+)
Has anyone organized any sort of office pool here? I think the consensus is, nobody has any fargin' clue what to expect tonight.
All I know is, I expect something nobody would predict to happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (hku12)
Chris Wallace will be a complete liberal hack.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (x3jdj)
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: Silent at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (CrU4U)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (nzKWW)
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If Joe refuses to debate, independents abandon him.
Democrats know this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)
Is there any other focus of artwork more prevalent than the ocean? I love it.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (67sg6)
Boobs.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (l3+k2)
Then play it for the world to see./i]
Recording is a lot harder than jamming if it's some kind of modern frequency-hopping thing or if it's encrypted/scrambled (which you'd hope it would be, but the Dems aren't super competent).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: klaftern
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For those who thought the Wuhan flu was a real threat, here is your clue.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020
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As long as Jen Carfagno does the show barefoot, she can babble about AGW all she wants.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (Ejm1K)
Except the powerlines. They will be dead.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (1ISKN)
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why would they refuse? surely they have nothing to hide
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (nUhF0)
Plus they could have used it as a shot.
"*sigh* Just a conspiracy theory from an unserious person, but we will do so to remove another conspiracy theory his followers will cling to when Biden wins."
Biden's handlers are not that smart.
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (hku12)
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I expect Biden to walk off - won't stand there and listen to Trump belittle his family/Obozo/climate change, whatever.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (WQZ1O)
He didn't! Really?
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (4pK1/)
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Reported by Peter Doocy, FNC.
Posted by: BluesFish
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XiNN: Claiming a last-minute illness, Joe Biden declares he will not attend tonight's scheduled debate.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (kA3Cp)
That's what the breaks are for.
Joe will need to be Dehydrated before the big show.
Which means cottonmouth.
Listen for smacking he does.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (nzKWW)
We're on it!
Posted by: MSDNCNNGOOGLAGCBSFACEBOOK at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (67sg6)
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This. And normal people will walk away thinking Trump is president, Biden is old, and most won't vote.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (gAMkn)
Or from weeks ago?
I hope it's from today. God, I hope it's from today.
He's going to shit his Depends, and the world will know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)
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yes this morning, reported as last minute negotiations from the campaigns.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (WQZ1O)
The raccoons already have a taste for journalist, so it will backfire.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020
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Don't forget, the raccoons have those neat little handlike paws. Good for handling their .380s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM
more or less
what the store mgr was in violation of was the ADA rules that say if someone says they habe a disability, a business can't ask invasive details
like if they bring in a dog all a biz mgr can ask is - is that a service dog - mgr can NOT ask.why or how it assists you
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (gAMkn)
The left: That's okay. We've already got their ballots filled in.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (yISI5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)
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Where I live, the only thing they check is that the VIN on the car matches the VIN on the title title. Nothing else, not even emission tests.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)
Then play it for the world to see./i]
Recording is a lot harder than jamming if it's some kind of modern frequency-hopping thing or if it's encrypted/scrambled (which you'd hope it would be, but the Dems aren't super competent).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)
"You're a millenial, you're supposed to know how to do these things!"-Boomer dem shouting at confused polisci major.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (jwF2e)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (hTDvT)
He's going to shit his Depends, and the world will know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)
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yes this morning, reported as last minute negotiations from the campaigns.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (WQZ1O)
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Why negotiate for that last minute unless you're scared?
They know Biden's going to have problems.
Incontinence, probably.
Their drugs only lasting 20-30 minutes, likely.
Being able to run interference if things go bad, possibly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (88+cf)
Biden: "I had some flan!"
Voice in ear: "I'm all for the middle class!"
Biden: "I pee in this little glass!"
Voice in ear: "Healthcare for all!"
Biden: "Help! Where's my balls?"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 10:32 AM (buTO7)
Or from weeks ago?
I hope it's from today. God, I hope it's from today.
He's going to shit his Depends, and the world will know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)
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yes this morning, reported as last minute negotiations from the campaigns.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:31 AM (WQZ1O)
If I were Trump, I'd bring up every bit of these negotiations in front of the world tonight.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (JRaU+)
Yep, I agree.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (yGOBq)
Military Industrial Complex starting a new war, since Trump pulled the plug on Afghanistan?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (Cus5s)
Does anyone know if it was a viper or an asp?
Posted by: Downcast at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (4BTPy)
Biden wants to go into hiding every 30 minutes.
TOP. MAN.
Give him the keys to the country.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: klaftern at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (lgiXo)
like if they bring in a dog all a biz mgr can ask is - is that a service dog - mgr can NOT ask.why or how it assists you
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020
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Well, I will continue to brandish my doctor's letter. If the staffer is arrogant and rude, I can be arrogant right back. Otherwise they can look at the letter; that's why I've laminated it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (Ejm1K)
I really hope he shows up with 5 strippers that were patronized by Hunter.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (gAMkn)
Does anyone know if it was a viper or an asp?
Posted by: Downcast at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (4BTPy)
Donkey....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:34 AM (WQZ1O)
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"The slow blade penetrates the shield."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:35 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (4pK1/)
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Reported by Peter Doocy, FNC.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (WQZ1O)
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Peter Doocy is doing a pretty good job covering the Biden campaign, subtly exposing what a sham it is.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:35 AM (G0vdT)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I really didn't think Biden would debate. So perhaps he isn't as feeble as we've been led to believe. Hmmm. Or the Dems are confident in the ability to steal it all.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)"
"No doors?"
"I'm fighting that one."
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 10:22 AM (FCQR/)
I hadn't really noticed there wasn't a safety inspection. I just know if you give them a shedload of money, they'll let you put plates on your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (hku12)
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Needs to top off his sanity cocktails.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (JRaU+)
Post this in twatter to all the MSM feeds. Watch it get deleted, then watch tomorrow as your prophetic words come true.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (SM/op)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (emxxF)
Does anyone know if it was a viper or an asp?
Can you imagine having to watch that whale port out a turd and a kid?
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (9dg6F)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: garrett
Tough decision on which one to keep
Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (vd8XM)
They have him at 54%. LOL FFS.
It's exactly the same as their fake national poll.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
Pretty simple answer to that. Trump's people should simply have a scanner running in the room. Pick up and lock on to any strong local signal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (HgnZ+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (kA3Cp)
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How about that for "direction of the country" measurements?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 29, 2020 10:27 AM (JRaU+)
I expect this result. The wild-cards are how well Joe can recall the zingers he's been given for all six topics, and if he can keep from floundering while going into campaign slogan recital mode instead of directly responding to questions and statements from both Wallace and Trump.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (AMIL/)
The sports network in Canada this morning had the Vegas betting odds on various things that might happen in tonight's debate. I don't know the intricacies of betting but one thing I did take away is you do not want to put down money on "Trump walking up to the podium with a mask."
Apparently, that's a real sucker's bet.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (88+cf)
They have him at 54%. LOL FFS.
It's exactly the same as their fake national poll.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (gAMkn)
There are 60+ million Americans that believe this is true.
I certainly hope the 100+ million conservative Americans come out in force......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (buTO7)
It will all be emotional BS and nothing specific. He can probably get through that okay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (1ISKN)
ok I made that one up.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (WQZ1O)
So, it was all "baby weight"?
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (88+cf)
For 15 years.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (xRJkg)
They have him at 54%. LOL FFS.
It's exactly the same as their fake national poll.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (gAMkn)
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Tiny sample size, and they overemphasize the differences across the state, each region getting no more than a few dozen people in their sample.
Yeah, great poll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (UWqZJ)
So, it was all "baby weight"?
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 29, 2020 10:38 AM (88+cf)
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A girl, named her Liberty. Not bad Ben.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (G0vdT)
Chris Wallace: Vice President Biden, are you.the best, nicest most moderate choice for President possible today. Yes or No. Or nod. Take your time.
Chris Wallace: Mister Trump, what is the per capita GNP delta from pre-pandemic to now, factoring out the cash subsidies from the increased welfare, as compated to that of China, to the 3rd decimal.point. You have 5 seconds.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (kA3Cp)
Is there nothing Obama can't do??
Amazeballs
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (SM/op)
Even with gators and Florida Man, the Sunshine State is a pretty good place to live.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: marksmanship school at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (14DIz)
Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (XEfn8)
A girl... They named it Liberty... Which she wants to take from us by voting Biden
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (Zmnko)
And it takes nothing but assuming Democrat turnout in the low 100 percentages.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (lgiXo)
A girl, named her Liberty. Not bad Ben.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (G0vdT)
Stump for Biden.
Name your kid Liberty.
Water and oil........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
And he may said 'And put on your personal flotation gear.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (Gjku9)
Keep the one that looks most like her dad...
The baby can go out with the bathwater.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (L3OaC)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:24 AM (hku12)
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I expect Biden to walk off - won't stand there and listen to Trump belittle his family/Obozo/climate change, whatever.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (/ZYFC)
My ONLY prediction is Biden says a bad word, one that the corporate media stumbles all over themselves to try to put into context.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Meghan McCain's Baby at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
That's my prediction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)
No wonder, Joe looks like a walking corpse
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (HrMC1)
Does anyone know if it was a viper or an asp?
Posted by: Downcast at September 29, 2020 10:33 AM (4BTPy)
Donkey....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
**********
Golden Corral Buffet ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (XEfn
Come for the smart. Stay for the art.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (kA3Cp)
The Golf Channel is pushig "Race in America" on their morning broadcast. Not just a passing mention either.
I turned it of after about 2 minutes...came back about five minutes later, and they're still after Mark O'Meara to pontificate on the subject.
Please, for the love of god, stop before you idiots ruin everything enjoyable...
For once I'd love to have had one of these athletes say "BLM is a racist organization, founded on Marxist principals, and is not worthy of consideration in our America"...end of interview!
A man can dream...can't he?
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (nUhF0)
Chris, I will answer that but first, I should let you know that the FBI has been investigating you for child pornography and are currently serving a search warrant on your home.
Now what was your question again, kiddie diddler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (L3OaC)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2020 10:10 AM (LcEaB)
But is it a cheat radio, or just a hearing aid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (HgnZ+)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020
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Well, see, the IQs here are not up to FL levels, despite the continual jokes about "Florida Man." The word "exemption" is too unfamiliar to most local store workers.
Before I got the letter, I used "COPD" as an excuse at a DT. They've heard that on TV plenty of times, so they shrugged and left me alone.
I'm the only one I see doing it, though, so the very idea of somebody refusing to wear a mask is weird and alien to them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (Ejm1K)
Almost ... https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23eupyt
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (/Dpnz)
I'd love for someone to take over Biden's earpiece and the moderator's and feed them semi-plausible gibberish or tell them it's time to take off the Metaphorical masks and let their commie flags fly.
Posted by: Downcast at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (4BTPy)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Mogo on the ga-go-go?
Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (vd8XM)
As in the original, the crowd cites law as their justification for stoning an adulteress to death. Jesus says "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone." The accusers leave, one by one.
But then, according to the textbook, "When the crowd disappeared, Jesus stoned the sinner to death saying, 'I too am a sinner. But if the law could only be executed by men without blemish, the law would be dead'."
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: CNN, Tomorrow Morning at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (G0vdT)
Stump for Biden.
Name your kid Liberty.
Water and oil........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 29, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
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Ben: Let's name her Liberty.
Meg: Okay, but we call her Lib for short.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: The Biden Campaign, Speaking For Joe Biden at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: common sense at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (UCCfH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (QPbAP)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (L3OaC)
******
Liberty Devito ! Billy Joels former Drummer
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:39 AM (G0vdT)
Liberty?
You know, like sailors get.
(Okay, that's mean.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (sWM8x)
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If they're trying to negotiate 30 minute breaks as of this morning, then Biden's campaign knows that Biden is prime for embarrassment over the course of 90 uninterrupted minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Ha at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (6H95B)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (pmcmT)
Posted by: CNN, Tomorrow Morning at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
HIPAA applies to "covered entities," defined as health care providers, health plans and health care clearinghouses. Those have their own defining characteristics but I don't think a Dollar Store is going to qualify.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
That's what the breaks are for.
Joe will need to be Dehydrated before the big show.
Which means cottonmouth.
Listen for smacking he does.
*cough*catheter*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (HaL55)
Give AtC the mic to his earpiece.
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (JioHo)
If you are exempt you are exempt.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (16+gn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (HaL55)
Infrared camera. Let's have some fun!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (emxxF)
No way am I standing next to a live mike, Fat!!
Posted by: Slow Joe at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (yGOBq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2020 10:41 AM (HgnZ+)
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Then show medical necessity and certification from device manufacturer.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (sWM8x)
Media's got his back.
Plus there is such a thing as time-delay.
Still don't think it'll work for Sundown.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (l3+k2)
Guys, USA Today "fact" "checked" the
@BabylonBee 's article claiming that "In a close decision, the judges on the [9th Circuit Court of Appeals] have ruled RBG's death unconstitutional and will block Trump from nominating a replacement."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (QPbAP)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020
Some places still want you to mask up but county/municipal fines and penalties on individuals for COVID related shit have been suspended by order of the Governor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Or, possibly they are still trying to lower expectations even further.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
HIPAA applies to "covered entities," defined as health care providers, health plans and health care clearinghouses. Those have their own defining characteristics but I don't think a Dollar Store is going to qualify.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020
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Kinda what I thought. I could cite ADA, but not HIPAA, then?
Not that the manager will know the difference.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
ABC has him 9.
Guess which poll 99% of the MSM is leading with?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (22mNy)
Biden campaign requested breaks at 30 minute intervals. Denied.
Posted by: BluesFish
What about their requests for take backs and do overs? What's the status on those?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (l3+k2)
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I think they did have a commercial break in the middle, and she took forever to come back.
Imagine being her handler who has to help her change her diaper with that kind of pressure. Imagine having practice runs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (l3+k2
I recall that too. She was late getting back to the stage.
Guessing her adult diapers made a mess or something.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (emxxF)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:45 AM (l3+k2)
It's hard to wipe when your bum is that fat.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2020 10:47 AM (4EyHE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Or, possibly they are still trying to lower expectations even further.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (kA3Cp)
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The expectations game is dumb.
"Biden was mostly coherent and didn't rub shit on his face. That means he won!"
-The Media
"Yeah, I wasn't impressed."
-LIV
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:47 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: JT at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (FCQR/)
No, you don't understand. Breaks FOR 30 minutes...
Posted by: Biden Campaign at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (JioHo)
ABC has him 9.
Guess which poll 99% of the MSM is leading with?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (22mNy)
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So, either an incumbent is running in the ballpark of where he ran last time, or he's losing support at unprecedented rates.
Hm....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (UWqZJ)
>I recall that too. She was late getting back to the stage.
>Guessing her adult diapers made a mess or something.
They had to fashion an old hanger and a spork into an impacted feces removal tool.
Then they had to scrape out her flap.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (L3OaC)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (4EyHE)
He must have the covid
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (nUhF0)
As in the original, the crowd cites law as their justification for stoning an adulteress to death. Jesus says "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone." The accusers leave, one by one.
But then, according to the textbook, "When the crowd disappeared, Jesus stoned the sinner to death saying, 'I too am a sinner. But if the law could only be executed by men without blemish, the law would be dead'."
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (3aI0K)
That's messed up, but not surprising
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (16+gn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020
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Miss Linda wants to go out to eat this weekend, and I'd like to as well. But I am not putting on a mask to walk ten feet from the door to the table, and putting the damn thing on to go to the restroom and to leave. I've got my letter.
It would be a shame if places we've gone to for years won't honor it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (Ejm1K)
488 The problem with that, I've read, is that HIPAA applies only to medical professionals, not to retail workers. Not dead sure. Anybody know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
HIPAA applies to "covered entities," defined as health care providers, health plans and health care clearinghouses. Those have their own defining characteristics but I don't think a Dollar Store is going to qualify.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
You're a lawyer. Surely you can figure an N-th dimensional approach to make it apply and then sue them. Does dollar store have pharmacies?
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (jwF2e)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (YFKV9)
of this morning, then Biden's campaign knows that Biden is prime for
embarrassment over the course of 90 uninterrupted minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (UWqZJ)
Biden will come out of the gates charging and braying like "Ole Joe". At minute 39... Biden will get tired and old looking and start slurring his words.
This guy has not put together 90 consecutive, unrehearsed, teleprompter free, coherent minutes in public in 3 months or longer. He's way out of practice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (B8jzC)
They had to fashion an old hanger and a spork into an impacted feces removal tool.
Then they had to scrape out her flap.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020
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Funny how I'm not hungry any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (Ejm1K)
Not that the manager will know the difference.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
That's about the size of it. A Dollar Store is likely going to be a "place of public accommodation" so standard ADA bullshit will apply.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (NWiLs)
Ben: Let's name her Liberty.
Meg: Okay, but we call her Lib for short.
Posted by: WisRich
Bertie ... count on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (pNxlR)
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Needs to top off his sanity cocktails.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2020 10:36 AM (+y/Ru)
If there are breaks, I can't stop picturing the activity in Joe's room like a scene of a fighter's corner in 1950's fight movie: Someone wiping the sweat from Joe's face, someone is waving smelling salts under his nose, someone is injecting drugs in him, Dr. Jill is massaging his neck and shoulders, and a handler is repeating, "You've got him right where you want him, Champ!"
And the makeup guy and battery-replacement guy are waiting their turns.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (AMIL/)
I'll leave you to guess what it really is. And remember a 3 point national lead means that Biden likely loses the electoral college.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (gAMkn)
Guys, USA Today "fact" "checked" the
@BabylonBee 's article claiming that "In a close decision, the judges on the [9th Circuit Court of Appeals] have ruled RBG's death unconstitutional and will block Trump from nominating a replacement."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (QPbAP)
Unconstitutional? Since when does the 9th Circus (and/or random Hawaiian judges) provide an explanation for blocking something?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (YFKV9)
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That won't be an issue on the first debate. Mic's are fixed to the podium.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
Not that the manager will know the difference.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
At the Dollar Store? No way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (3aI0K)
that's fucked up
ugh
china is asshoe
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (nUhF0)
My guess would be somewhere around 120-130%
Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (0CeRG)
@RyanLizza
NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump's 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He's a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump--not Biden--who is being underestimated going into tonight.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (16+gn)
IIRC, China allows only State-approved "Bibles". Also known as made-up.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (4EyHE)
Remember how Hillary says she felt threaten by Trump walking around and
standing near her....I'd expect Wallace to tell the candidates they have
to stay behind the podiums at all times.
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (YFKV9)
Strong, Brave, Woman. But she would have kicked Putin's Ass.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (B8jzC)
of this morning, then Biden's campaign knows that Biden is prime for
embarrassment over the course of 90 uninterrupted minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:43 AM (UWqZJ)
Biden will come out of the gates charging and braying like "Ole Joe". At minute 39... Biden will get tired and old looking and start slurring his words.
This guy has not put together 90 consecutive, unrehearsed, teleprompter free, coherent minutes in public in 3 months or longer. He's way out of practice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (B8jzC)
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I don't think they'll be able to give him his shots or meds, assuming he's taking them, immediately before the start of the appearance. It'll be at least fifteen minutes, I would assume, from the bathroom where the poor unpaid intern has to inject some cocktail into his ass and when the actual debate starts.
He could start sundowning by minute 15 of the debate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (UWqZJ)
I see Meghan McCain just had her first child.
A girl... They named it Liberty...
How ... trite.
Liberty Valence is the toughest man south of the picket wire... next to me.
Posted by: Tom Doniphon at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (2cfUo)
Almost ... https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23eupyt
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (/Dpnz)
Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020
*
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No pharmacy in a Dollar Tree. But they do sell health-related items like antacids, aspirin and Advil, toothpaste and the like.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 10:51 AM (buTO7)
@RyanLizza
NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump's 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He's a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump--not Biden--who is being underestimated going into tonight.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (xRJkg)
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Trump has a way of cutting through bullshit.
And Biden is nothing but bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:51 AM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (YFKV9)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:16 AM (1Dmt5)
To be replaced by another funny named guy who is ungrateful toward America, and likes to talk about a little light jihad, while banging supermodels. Female and/or male.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 10:21 AM (hku12)
Besides the supermodel part, isn't this the story of Obamam?
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (Izzlo)
You know, the names are just a chain of ancestors, and it can go on as long as the person wants. al-Sabah is the family name, but for this guy Sabah al-Ahmad, Ahmad was his father, and if his grandfather was Mohammed and his great-grandfather was Ali, his name would be Sabah al-Ahmad al-Mohammed al-Ali al-Sabah, and so forth.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (btIUW)
If there are breaks, I can't stop picturing the activity in Joe's
room like a scene of a fighter's corner in 1950's fight movie: Someone
wiping the sweat from Joe's face, someone is waving smelling salts under
his nose, someone is injecting drugs in him, Dr. Jill is massaging his
neck and shoulders, and a handler is repeating, "You've got him right
where you want him, Champ!"
And the makeup guy and battery-replacement guy are waiting their turns.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (AMIL/)
Cut me Mick....Cut me!
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (B8jzC)
@RyanLizza
NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump's 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He's a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump--not Biden--who is being underestimated going into tonight.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (xRJkg)
Definitely true and something to keep in mind.
Plus I can't wait for Trump to call him Sleepy Joe or ask where Hunter is.
It'll be everything they can do to keep the Sundowner from rushing PDT on stage.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (jwF2e)
Not even I'm that good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
After months of the mask charade, I can't believe that ad is actually helping him. And I'm still seeing ads directed at blacks urging them to vote which is crazy coming from a Democrat.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (fcqmr)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (SM/op)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Colin
Hey Chris - sure.
*PDT walks over to Joe and verbally greets him.*
What's Joe going to do? Cower? Pee his pants? Push him away?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Heaven, Hell or Houston. at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (fcqmr)
heh
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020
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For months now it's been too damned hot here for sensible people to want to sit outdoors to eat.
Of course Lousy-ana has a dearth of sensible people, so they do it anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (Ejm1K)
It's the crack cocaine of bacon.
Posted by: The Media at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (JUOKG)
Not that the manager will know the difference.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
*******
You Cite The ADA & when they ask for Proof you Cite HIPPA
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (1Dmt5)
September has just been released. The print went from 84.8 to 101.8
(smashing expectations of 90.0).
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:37 AM (kA3Cp)
The left: Shut the economy down again! It's still moving!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (EyHtP)
Posted by: Tom Doniphon at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (2cfUo)
What a great movie. It and "High Noon," for different reasons.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (btIUW)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Megthered at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (SM/op)
It sure is!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (l3+k2)
What's Joe going to do? Cower? Pee his pants? Push him away?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (Rvt8
Will they shake hands?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (btIUW)
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (l3+k2)
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Nope.
90 minutes straight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
@RyanLizza
NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump's 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He's a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump--not Biden--who is being underestimated going into tonight.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (xRJkg)
Definitely true and something to keep in mind.
Plus I can't wait for Trump to call him Sleepy Joe or ask where Hunter is.
It'll be everything they can do to keep the Sundowner from rushing PDT on stage.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (4pK1/)
There's no live audience, otherwise I'm sure Trump would have invited Hunter's stripper baby mamma
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (Izzlo)
Are you sure that wasn't a request for thirty minute breaks at intervals?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (FvW9c)
Little Big Mac is named Liberty?
Surprised she didn't go with "Maverick."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (jbF6h)
Little Big Mac. LOL
How bout Crash?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (B8jzC)
What's Joe going to do? Cower? Pee his pants? Push him away?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2020 10:53 AM (Rvt8
Will they shake hands?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (btIUW)
Already been announced they won't
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (4pK1/)
Surprised she didn't go with "Maverick."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (jbF6h)
She's probably saving that for when/if they have a boy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 10:57 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Eromero at September 29, 2020 10:57 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (xRJkg)
My idea a couple weeks ago: if you want to get Biden to lose it, repeatedly refer to him as Mr. Biden. When Sundown tries to correct him, all Trump has to say is "you must be confused Joe, Mike Pence is the VP." Then continue to address him only as Mr. Biden.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 10:57 AM (Oka5v)
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:58 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:58 AM (YFKV9)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 10:58 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:54 AM (xRJkg)
My idea a couple weeks ago: if you want to get Biden to lose it, repeatedly refer to him as Mr. Biden. When Sundown tries to correct him, all Trump has to say is "you must be confused Joe, Mike Pence is the VP." Then continue to address him only as Mr. Biden.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 10:57 AM (Oka5v)
Trump should remind Piss Wallace who is the VP as well.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (4pK1/)
560 Are there any breaks in the debate scheduled? If so, I would expect
Trump to patiently stay at the podium instead of scurrying off as Biden
surely will.
Posted by: davidt at September 29, 2020 10:55 AM (l3+k2)
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Nope.
90 minutes straight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
Of course there was the time that Chlamydia went for a "break" and didn't get back in time for the go live....empty podium and another grande entrance.Some say she was in the can for a real long time. I think she was trying to goof on PDT, make him wait get under his skin......fail.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (B8jzC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 10:42 AM (sWM8x)
When was his townhall with CNN? I think that was the test run to make sure he would be functional tonight.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (x3jdj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (YA914)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM
No prisoners.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 10:57 AM (ejd/p)
No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (14DIz)
Posted by: Tom Doniphon at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (2cfUo)
What a great movie. It and "High Noon," for different reasons.
Watched it with the wife a few weeks ago. They don't make em like that no more.
Posted by: common sense at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (UCCfH)
Imagine being her handler who has to help her change her diaper with that kind of pressure. Imagine having practice runs.
.. at least it's not "Poopy" Nadler
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (AMIL/)
The Karens can't imagine Liberty and the Constitution are under attack, or that those defying Mask Orders perceive the pattern of fake experts and crushing mandates that hurt the small business and free person, but just happen to enrich BigCorp. MSM routinely preaches the totalitarian narrative ... Karen's are the fake church elders, very proud of their role.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (Cus5s)
Besides the supermodel part, isn't this the story of Obamam?
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 10:25 AM (Izzlo)
You know, the names are just a chain of ancestors, and it can go on as long as the person wants. al-Sabah is the family name, but for this guy Sabah al-Ahmad, Ahmad was his father, and if his grandfather was Mohammed and his great-grandfather was Ali, his name would be Sabah al-Ahmad al-Mohammed al-Ali al-Sabah, and so forth.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (btIUW)
Which we're only a few generations away from having here. People with hyphenated last names.
And I'll make another prediction... trannies will decide, if they are particularly Jenner-fluid, they'll have a way of designating their male and female names in their legal names.
In other words, if John Smith wants to be a lady sometimes, he'll have his legal name changed to Whisperderia-John Smith.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (2JZg3)
I liked when Felonia tried to hit him on being thin-skinned, giving his being upset over not winning an Emmy some particular year as an example, and Trump leans in and says "Should've won." LOL...classic Trump.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Colin at September 29, 2020 10:48 AM (YFKV9)
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That won't be an issue on the first debate. Mic's are fixed to the podium.
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 10:49 AM (G0vdT)
According to Wikipedia, Biden is 6'0" and Trump is 6'3". It will be interesting to see if there is a physical intimidation factor tonight. When two men meet for the first time in a business context, which is the world Trump comes from, there is an instant sizing up of the other guy to make sure you both know that you could kick his ass if you had to. I have no doubt that the President does that instinctively and Hillary felt it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (btIUW)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (/Dpnz)
Comments go down?
Ace is disappointed?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2020 10:59 AM (YA914)
That was yesterday. Longest day of my life. I don't think I've ever been so bored.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (Ez6QX)
I think he did but can't remember.
Posted by: MJ at September 29, 2020 10:58 AM (gAMkn)
In so many words.
When Hillary was imagining what it would be like if Trump were President
"Because you'd be in jail"
Best line from the 2016 debates
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Dark Helmet
Would be awesome if Trump pronounced Biden as "Bye-Done".
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (QPbAP)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: WisRich at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (G0vdT)
It'll be everything they can do to keep the Sundowner from rushing PDT on stage.
Posted by: Marybeth at September 29, 2020 10:52 AM (4pK1/)
There's no live audience, otherwise I'm sure Trump would have invited Hunter's stripper baby mamma
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at September 29, 2020 10:56 AM (Izzlo)
I bet without the barking seal clapter form the selected audience that Biden's rehearsed zingers go down like a baby ruth in a swimming pool
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (B8jzC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (dfRN6)
@RyanLizza
NEW from me: I re-watched all of Trump's 2015-2016 debates. My takeaway: He's a much better debater than you may remember and it is Trump--not Biden--who is being underestimated going into tonight.
Posted by: m at September 29, 2020 10:50 AM (xRJkg)
Lizza is simply working to set the bar lower for Joe.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 11:01 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 11:00 AM (hku12)
So many questions. What do you do if you're one of the other 55 genders? Should you just attached your pronouns to your name?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 29, 2020 11:02 AM (btIUW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 11:02 AM (QPbAP)
"When others have resorted to violent solutions, he has argued that the best force is the force of argument," he told the newspaper.
"Because guns can stop a heart but well-placed words can change many hearts, and many hearts can change a world
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So.Much.Estrogen.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 29, 2020 11:03 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2020 11:03 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 10:04 AM (WQZ1O)
Trump also needs to request they both be inspected for braces from hips to ankles.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 11:04 AM (AMIL/)
Rinse. Repeat.
Watch for it.
OR, Biden has been faking it for this very moment to catch everyone off guard.
We'll see.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 29, 2020 11:06 AM (Fs5vw)
We'll see.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 29, 2020 11:06 AM (Fs5vw)
If so, he's a pretty darned good actor.
Posted by: Gref at September 29, 2020 11:08 AM (AMIL/)
XiNN: Claiming a last-minute illness, Joe Biden declares he will not attend tonight's scheduled debate.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 10:30 AM (kA3Cp)
"Dementia is not "last minute".
Though it leads to last minutes.
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 11:10 AM (Ojki1)
Inspections to make sure there are no Batman villain Bane medical systems on Biden continuously dripping chemicals into his body giving him superhuman strength which is all used up just trying to move his aged, corrupt carcass around.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 11:10 AM (v2c9/)
We'll see.
Posted by: Justsayin' at September 29, 2020 11:06 AM (Fs5vw)
That's a bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
Posted by: Bete, a commentator what disappoints Ace at September 29, 2020 11:14 AM (Ojki1)
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