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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Gottlieb Yom Kippur.jpg

Jews Praying In The Synagogue On Yom Kippur
Maurycy Gottlieb

Posted by: CBD at 09:29 AM




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1 Weird

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 09:29 AM (U2p+3)

2 Happy New Year!

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 09:30 AM (AwYPR)

3 Dude on the right has a headache?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

4 That guy is saying..man i'm hungry

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2020 09:31 AM (P+ukS)

5 RBG has chosen this synagogue for the final service

cantja smell dat smell ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 09:31 AM (O+AcM)

6 Isnt rosh hashanah soon?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

7 Apropos. Interesting collection of faces.

What's the curtain in the back for?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:31 AM (q2K0j)

8 I like it. May the Lord protect the Jewish people around the world-including in France where Jews were just attacked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (WkPC9)

9

OR... A group of meteorologists forecasting the weather.


Now, I go straight to Hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

10 6 Isnt rosh hashanah soon?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)


Eight days... ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

11 Torah! Torah! Torah!

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (Ti+Tv)

12 9

OR... A group of meteorologists forecasting the weather.


Now, I go straight to Hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

The weather machine was mule driven back then!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

13 Your all see me in that picture right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (tsZQ+)

14
Dude on the right has a headache?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 28, 2020 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

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Oy veh!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (mht8P)

15 Handsome Womenfolk

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

16 Beards!

No, not that kind, the kind where hair shows on the face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (Ejm1K)

17 Why does everyone in the painting look like "not this again?"

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (ZfRYq)

18 Dude standing on the right holding his head, "not this again!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (FdFgz)

19
Handsome Womenfolk
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

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They're about to start making the gefilte and matzoh sandwiches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)

20 Fine detail on this one. How old is the painting?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (Ejm1K)

21 Roy

*golf clap*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

22 17 Why does everyone in the painting look like "not this again?"
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (ZfRYq)

18 Dude standing on the right holding his head, "not this again!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (FdFgz)

Glorious Hordemind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (/EuRN)

23 It seems to be all males in the foreground and all females up top. That means the unfortunate urchin with the doily up front is probably a boy, poor kid.

Based on everyone's body language I would rename this Jewish Men Sort of Praying and Jewish Women Kibbitzing in the Temple on Yom Kipur.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (q2K0j)

24
Dude on the right is bummed he was playing Poke'mon and somebody snatched his Pika Jew.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (8XRCm)

25 Is that Too Tall Saul?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 28, 2020 09:36 AM (x96vj)

26 17 Why does everyone in the painting look like "not this again?"
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (ZfRYq)

18 Dude standing on the right holding his head, "not this again!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:35 AM (FdFgz)

mind melt

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

27 You know that I'm sorry for? That this Torah is so heavy! Oy vey, it's meshugganah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (NWiLs)

28 They all look really bored.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (E+OcO)

29 "I bring you 15...crash...10! 10 commandments!"

Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (FdFgz)

30 I like the face of the little boy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (WkPC9)

31 Dude at the podium forgot his glasses....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (/EuRN)

32 The stained glass windows in the back look like eyes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (Z5/nT)

33 The way the people are reacting it seems more a Reading of Grievances.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (Qhy4n)

34 "I bring you 15...crash...10! 10 commandments!"
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (FdFgz)

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Take TWO TABLETS and call me in the morning....

Posted by: God at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (8XRCm)

35 Herschel, I'm hungry!

Shut it, Moishe, we're all hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (NWiLs)

36 The one guy looks like he had a late night bender.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (JUOKG)

37 Why is that boy wearing a dress?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (xfb67)

38 33 The way the people are reacting it seems more a Reading of Grievances.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (Qhy4n)

I am preparing for the Feats of Strength later in the day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

39 Rabbi? doing the reading needs glasses...

No, I don't need them!

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (vd8XM)

40 I don't think they look bored. I think they look attentive and prayerful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 09:38 AM (WkPC9)

41 Glorious Hordemind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko



It IS real.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (FdFgz)

42 Your all see me in that picture right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (tsZQ+)
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Yes. You're the one who looks hungry, right?

Blessed Yom Kippur to all our Jewish Hordelings, and may your fast be easy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (/669Q)

43 42 Your all see me in that picture right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:34 AM (tsZQ+)
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Yes. You're the one who looks hungry, right?

Blessed Yom Kippur to all our Jewish Hordelings, and may your fast be easy.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (/669Q)

The one eating a lobster roll in the back? Or is that CBD?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

44 How come they wear their bathrobes to church?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (x96vj)

45 "I bring you 15...crash...10! 10 commandments!"
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (FdFgz)

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Take TWO TABLETS and call me in the morning....
Posted by: God



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:40 AM (FdFgz)

46 A Werthers isn't really eating, is it?

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

47
Obviously not a Reform synagogue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:40 AM (mht8P)

48 The one eating a lobster roll in the back? Or is that CBD?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:39 AM (NWiLs)
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CBD is the one just outside the picture eating oysters.

Posted by: bluebell at September 28, 2020 09:40 AM (/669Q)

49
I thought Yom Kippur was an Israeli Cross-fit Champion.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

50 Where's the dog?

Posted by: FIIGMO at September 28, 2020 09:41 AM (Qf08A)

51 Greetings Hordelings.

This is an interesting painting.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:41 AM (HaL55)

52 The lady on the upper deck right, "I have to go. I have a ham in the oven!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:41 AM (FdFgz)

53 The lady on the upper deck right, "I have to go. I have a ham in the oven!"
Posted by: rickb223

I mean a bun..yeah that's what in the oven

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:42 AM (vd8XM)

54 The lady on the upper deck right, "I have to go. I have a ham in the oven!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:41 AM (FdFgz)

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Is it just me.... or are the ladies in balcony Mennonites...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:42 AM (8XRCm)

55 Where's the dog?
Posted by: FIIGMO




Buuuuurp.

Posted by: Obama at September 28, 2020 09:42 AM (FdFgz)

56 Thanks be to God Who forgives our sins when we come to Him.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2020 09:42 AM (4JM5Y)

57 The windows look like a pair of eyes staring at the congregation.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Izzlo)

58 No Personal Space

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (uS2EJ)

59 You can break fast tonight. But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Shofar at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

60
Where's the dog?

Posted by: FIIGMO

line from Silverado.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (oTgjc)

61 Everyone's eyes are looking in a different direction.

Weirdly disconcerting.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (B+qrE)

62 "I bring you 15...crash...10! 10 commandments!"

Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (FdFgz)


Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks. At least not that I've seen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55)

63 Where's the Jews in Space painting?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (GXBRY)

64 I'm not familiar with Jewish customs to tell how accurate the scene is. But just as a painting it is damn good. The light color scheme makes it open and lively. The emphasis is on each member reflecting, praying, or acting to atone and each has their own face, clothing and posture. Those qualities impart information about the culture and the observance. Interesting and even instructive.

My only complaint is it looks like Gottlieb painted individuals somewhere else and assembled them in the scene. Like positioning mannikins in a store window. It lacks the cohesiveness in a Rembrandt painting. It's a minor matter that bugs me a bit.

Posted by: JTB at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

65 That painting is 8 feet by six feet and done with oils. Those are some very crisp lines for oil paints. I like the way the cloth folds on the robes are done.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Wm5SB)

66 Eight days... ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

First Baptist of Plano Tx stuck more to the Julian calendar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

67 Guy standing to the right:

"Oy! Such a hangover, I have."

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (dWwl8)

68 The upper deck lady in green to the left of the main character:

Mask face. The non suntanned face from wearing a mask everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (FdFgz)

69 Richard Lewis in the front

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (Mx6yk)

70 Mel Brooks?

Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (Qhy4n)

71
Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks. At least not that I've seen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55)

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*chooses POT STIRRING STICK.....


What about Sarah Silverman ?????

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (8XRCm)

72
Blessings to all you Jewish Morons for Yom Kippur.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)

73 Blessed Yom Kippur to all our Jewish Hordelings, and may your fast be easy.

Seconded!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (HaL55)

74 Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on Yom Kippur in 1973.

And still lost. Sadat got the hint and made peace.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:45 AM (B+qrE)

75 Why don't the robes have the strings? I thought the strings were important. I saw a show once on the blue dye that was used and how the original source of the dye was lost in the middle ages.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:45 AM (xfb67)

76 I think this is supposed to be in Israel. There's a mix of of European and Middle Eastern looking people. I guess 1878 would be toward the beginning of the modern Zionist movement.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (q2K0j)

77
Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on Yom Kippur in 1973.

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I remember watching the coverage on the 5 and 10 oclock news.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (8XRCm)

78 Is that Bob Dylan in the back row?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (/EuRN)

79 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (7Q7Ca)

80 The kid looks like he is suspicious of the whole congregation. He also looks like Spanky McFarland.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (Vxu+H)

81 They don't look like they're praying.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (7Q7Ca)

82 Where's the Jews in Space painting?

Episode 49 of Joy of Painting

"Let's put a happy Jew astronaut here..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (B+qrE)

83 I remember watching the coverage on the 5 and 10 oclock news.
Posted by: fixerupper

Ahhh, back in the day before 24 hours of news...less time to make stuff up too.

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (vd8XM)

84 72
Blessings to all you Jewish Morons for Yom Kippur.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P


Seconded. May the breaking of your fast bring many satiated belches!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (kTi97)

85 My only complaint is it looks like Gottlieb painted individuals
somewhere else and assembled them in the scene. Like positioning
mannikins in a store window. It lacks the cohesiveness in a Rembrandt
painting. It's a minor matter that bugs me a bit.


I noticed that aspect as well. Perhaps that's the point: to illustrate many individuals gathered together, united in prayer

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (HaL55)

86 78 Is that Bob Dylan in the back row?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:46 AM (/EuRN)

They'll atone you when you're tryin' to be so good
They'll atone you just like they said they would
They'll atone you when you're tryin' to go home
They'll atone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must atone!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (NWiLs)

87 One guy has his nose literally buried in the book while the older guy next him is looking Heavenward going "please?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:47 AM (Qhy4n)

88 Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on Yom Kippur in 1973.

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I remember watching the coverage on the 5 and 10 oclock news.
Posted by: fixerupper


I've been to summer camps that lasted longer.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:48 AM (FdFgz)

89 I noticed that aspect as well. Perhaps that's the point: to illustrate many individuals gathered together, united in prayer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

And they make the black guy sit in the back by the pillar

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (vd8XM)

90 Is that a young Izaak Perlman all the way on the (bottom) right?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (ml36h)

91 Yom Kippur War?

"Hold my beer." - Six Day War

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (Qhy4n)

92 89 I noticed that aspect as well. Perhaps that's the point: to illustrate many individuals gathered together, united in prayer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

And they make the black guy sit in the back by the pillar
Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (vd8XM)

Not pictured is the little glass pipe in his hand.

He's tokin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (/EuRN)

93 I remember watching the coverage on the 5 and 10 oclock news.
Posted by: fixerupper


I've been to summer camps that lasted longer.
Posted by: rickb223

A friend mentioned at the time that Egypt was the only army that had tanks with back up lights

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

94
He's tokin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (/EuRN)

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I didnt know he was Jewish!!

I personally think the Silmarillion was his best work.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 09:50 AM (8XRCm)

95
Kol Nidrei, by Max Bruch, performed by cellist Misha Maisky and the Frankfurt Radio Symphony Orchestra conducted by Paavo Jarvi.

https://youtu.be/XGzOozXt4ek

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:50 AM (mht8P)

96 I see Temple Kittuh. Bottom right. Doesn't want tail to get stepped on so Temple Kittuh hides.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 09:51 AM (3kwD9)

97 Who's minding the Atomic Jew Sharks while everyone is inside waiting for the buffet to get started?

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 28, 2020 09:51 AM (E8rzL)

98 how the original source of the dye was lost in the middle ages.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:45 AM (xfb67)


I've heard that it has been rediscovered. There is a group (forgot the name) that has been collecting all the equipment needed to resume Temple worship.

Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2020 09:51 AM (4JM5Y)

99 For just $0.50 cents a day, you can feed......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 09:51 AM (7Q7Ca)

100 You don't have the money?

Fuck you. Payots.

Posted by: Jewish Goodfellas at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (ml36h)

101 Is that a young Izaak Perlman all the way on the (bottom) right?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 09:49 AM (ml36h)

Don't see no fiddle.

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (AwYPR)

102 Insomniac lol

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (RJuo0)

103 "Hold my beer." - Six Day War


That was good marketing. You go up to a kid and say how'd you like to join up for the Thirty Years War, we're already in year two, and the next day the kid's on a boat for Guatemala.

You say kid, we're going to have a Six Day War and you'll help save the country, well now you're a recruiter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (q2K0j)

104 So, the Battle of the Bulge...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

105 Don't see no fiddle.
Posted by: BignJames

Takin' 5

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:52 AM (vd8XM)

106 You can break fast tonight. But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Shofar at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)




I snorted out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 09:53 AM (yQpMk)

107 *rummages on blog*

Operation Nickel Grass

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2006/07/operation-nickel-grass.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:53 AM (Qhy4n)

108 They all just heard the Maria Baritoromo report...

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 09:53 AM (ZfRYq)

109 Best day of the year, imo.

Posted by: Chauffer at September 28, 2020 09:53 AM (ml36h)

110 Posted by: Shofar at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

Finally! Someone with a sense of humor about bjs!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (WkPC9)

111 Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on Yom Kippur in 1973.

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Expeditionary forces from Jordan, Iraq, and other Arab countries, as well as Cuba, were also fighting against Israel in the Yom Kippur War.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (Izzlo)

112 Wishing a blessed Yom Kippur to those among us who are of the Jewish faith.

No snark from me today.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (Fc5rx)

113 The guy with the hand on his forehead is tired of hearing about his cousin who is a doctor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (xfb67)

114
Girl is saying to the lady in black, "Yente, can you fix me up with Hillel there? He's dishy!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (mht8P)

115 "I bring you 15...crash...10! 10 commandments!"
Posted by: Mel Brooks at September 28, 2020 09:37 AM (FdFgz)

------

Take TWO TABLETS and call me in the morning....
Posted by: God at September 28, 2020


*
*

"Profession?"
"Gladiator."
"Did you kill this week? No? Did you try to kill this week?"
-- Bea Arthur's "unemployment office" drone in History of the World: Part I

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (Ejm1K)

116 Is that Jewish guy from Peaky Blinders in there somewhere? That guy needs to some repenting.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (2Argd)

117 The windows look like a pair of eyes staring at the congregation.
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (Izzlo)


If they're supposed to be God's eyes, He don't look happy.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:55 AM (hku12)

118 Finally! Someone with a sense of humor about bjs!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 09:54 AM (WkPC9)

Oh FS, no no no!

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 28, 2020 09:55 AM (E8rzL)

119 Planning stages of Operation Weather Machine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (Z5/nT)

120 I personally think the Silmarillion was his best work.

Some seriously dark, tragic stuff.

As for the Yom Kippur War, it was touch and go the first 72 hours. And then the Israelis got their feet underneath them, counterattacked across the Suez, cut off an entire Egyptian army in the Sinai, and came within spitting distance of Cairo. They completely obliterated Syrian armor up north and also advanced on Damascus. The Soviets made noises about intervening, we went to DEFCON 3, and a ceasefire followed within a couple of days due to Kissinger shuttle diplomacy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (B+qrE)

121 71 ... "Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks."

My favorite Mel Brooks Jewish bit is in Blazing Saddles. The Indians attacking the wagon train are obviously Jewish (the lost Tribe?) and speaking yiddish. I laugh my ass off every time I see the scene.

Posted by: JTB at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (7EjX1)

122 Number of blowjobs given and received in that room?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (P+ukS)

123
Today is also World Rabies Day. Democrats, take note.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

124 121 71 ... "Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks."

My favorite Mel Brooks Jewish bit is in Blazing Saddles. The Indians attacking the wagon train are obviously Jewish (the lost Tribe?) and speaking yiddish. I laugh my ass off every time I see the scene.
Posted by: JTB at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (7EjX1)

=========

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

125 123
Today is also World Rabies Day. Democrats, take note.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

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I'm rabid with excitement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

126 >> I laugh my ass off every time I see the scene.


"They're darker than we are!"

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 09:57 AM (ml36h)

127 121 71 ... "Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks."

My favorite Mel Brooks Jewish bit is in Blazing Saddles. The Indians attacking the wagon train are obviously Jewish (the lost Tribe?) and speaking yiddish. I laugh my ass off every time I see the scene.
Posted by: JTB at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (7EjX1)

The beadwork designs on the Indian headdresses are Hebrew letters

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (Izzlo)

128 Today is also World Rabies Day. Democrats, take note.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

Git some!

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (AwYPR)

129 They're all listening intently to favorite passages from RBG's opinions.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (dfRN6)

130 73 Blessed Yom Kippur to all our Jewish Hordelings, and may your fast be easy.

Seconded!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (HaL55)

Amen and Amen!

This is a beautiful painting, CBD. I love this.

Posted by: Moki at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (+X9Vs)

131 If I were Jewish and needed a colonoscopy, I would've scheduled it for tomorrow since I'd have to fast all day today anyway.

Posted by: fly at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (k3tBs)

132 123
Today is also World Rabies Day. Democrats, take note.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:56 AM (mht8P)

That's a typo. It's World Rabbis Day.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (Izzlo)

133
Wishing a blessed Yom Kippur to those among us who are of the Jewish faith.

and me as well.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (oTgjc)

134 The blaack family circling their own wagon never fails.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (ml36h)

135 Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:59 AM (xfb67)

136 Yum! Kipper!

Posted by: Enthusiastic Briton at Breakfast at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (oVJmc)

137 HAH!

So this is "trending" on the Twatters:

Bloomberg Opinion
1 hour ago

Trump's taxes show he's a national security threat


The President who is bringing our troops home from all over the world and been making peace deals in the Middle East is a national security threat because of... taxes.

Riiiiight.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (Do5/p)

138
"Schwarze!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (mht8P)

139 RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (7Q7Ca)

140 Fasting makes you slow.

- Unknown

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (88+cf)

141 I reread the Codeville piece a little closer.

Truly striking to me from that piece is that the thin veil of the constitution is pierced.

The constitution was shredded with the pandemic and I'm not sure they are ever going to put that firewall back up.

No freedom of speech, assembly, right to bear arms in defense of yourself and property. All shredded because of Wuflu

I don't think they will ever give the power back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (kTi97)

142 135

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 09:59 AM

He took it out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (Do5/p)

143 The beadwork designs on the Indian headdresses are Hebrew letters
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (Izzlo)
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It actually reads "Posher for Kassover". In Hebrew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:00 AM (Rk6Cp)

144 If I were Jewish and needed a colonoscopy, I would've scheduled it for tomorrow since I'd have to fast all day today anyway.
Posted by: fly at September 28, 2020 09:58 AM (k3tBs)


I'm not sure the Golytely stuff is kosher.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 10:02 AM (hku12)

145
Little dude in lower right thought this was going to be a Gustav Klimt painting.

Posted by: stumck at September 28, 2020 10:02 AM (w9Wax)

146
Trump's taxes show he's a national security threat

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Next time one of our enlightened betters is blathering on about the Trump Tax Return Article.....

..... ask them why its reported that business related items and deductions are on Trumps personal returns??

Business depreciation and amortization deductions would not be on Trumps personal returns.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (8XRCm)

147 Morn'n all My best to all Our Jewish morons.. Got yet again another fire nearby here in NorCal.. Burned some homes.. Not close to us right now.. It would basically have to burn the whole town before it got to us.. Smoke is terrible.. Will have to wear an accursed mask for my walk this morning

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (Zmnko)

148 Little dude in lower right thought this was going to be a Gustav Klimt painting.
Posted by: stumck at September 28, 2020 10:02 AM (w9Wax)
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It does have a happy little Torah, though, so Bob Ross would be satisfied.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (Rk6Cp)

149 Sadat got the hint and made peace.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:45 AM (B+qrE)

Israeli tanks 10 miles from Cairo will tend to do that to ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (tsZQ+)

150 Little Mikey Bloomberg's ego is a national security threat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (Qhy4n)

151 Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 10:04 AM (Zmnko)

Godspeed......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:05 AM (7Q7Ca)

152 Sloe Joe has already called a lid for the day.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2020 10:05 AM (qyH+l)

153 Biden campaign has already called a "lid" for today.

Hardest working man in rock 'n roll, he is.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (PiwSw)

154 152 Sloe Joe has already called a lid for the day.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2020 10:05 AM (qyH+l)

Of course. Tomorrow is a big day!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (kTi97)

155 Jinx!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (PiwSw)

156 I'm not sure the Golytely stuff is kosher.

Posted by: BurtTC

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Do kosher rules apply to things that stay in your digestive tract less than 5 minutes?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (2Argd)

157 Anyway need to go, work and all that.

Operation Nickel Grass was the massive US airlift to Israel during and after the Yom Kippur War.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (Qhy4n)

158 152 Sloe Joe has already called a lid for the day.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2020 10:05 AM (qyH+l)

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With the spin that Biden is doing this for debate prep, half the days of the past month, what's the narrative if Biden is just okay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

159
Of course. Tomorrow is a big day!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (kTi97)


Look, dickfat.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (7Q7Ca)

160
And here I thought they just got told what happens in 2020. "Oy! Those poor people!"

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 28, 2020 10:07 AM (1hM1d)

161 Biden campaign has already called a "lid" for today.
...


We got this for him!

Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at September 28, 2020 10:07 AM (LDX7T)

162 There are no worries about the debate. Trump debates on three levels. The top level, the one the politicos and news all watch, might end in a "tie".

But the unconscious level is the one that matters, and the one which Trump plans meticulously and sticks to with military precision. That is the level that is designed to persuade and the one where Trump makes it impossible for many people to choose Biden.

The only people that matter are leaners and the undecided and that's who Trump is talking to.

I watched him do it with Hillary. It was magnificent. I could tell you what he's going to do and what to look for but that would give the game away.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (SQBxe)

163 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (xDOGy)

164 Some day, we need an Art Thread on "Altered Thrift Store Art". Mrs IMG just introduced me to this genre. Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (8C7+r)

165 Retest

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (Xv64E)

166 The bagels are from San Antonio

oy

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (O+AcM)

167 "Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020


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Whenever I hear Fauci speak, I think of that moment (dubbed by Mel Brooks).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (Ejm1K)

168 I think I've mentioned here before that I'm a tax attorney who manages a team of 30 credentialed tax experts for a major company in the industry. So, my two cents on the tax returns. Carrying back a net operating loss to recoup a partial refund of taxes paid requires you to have actually paid said taxes. Ergo, to get an 80 million refund against losses means he paid in excess of 80 million in taxes in prior years.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (Hf7hU)

169 I'm not sure the Golytely stuff is kosher.

Posted by: BurtTC

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Do kosher rules apply to things that stay in your digestive tract less than 5 minutes?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (2Argd)


I actually put the question into the DDG search engine, because I'm sure the question has been asked and answered. Not being snarky here, I'm leaning toward thinking it's not allowed.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (hku12)

170 what's the narrative if Biden is just okay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

The narrative will be dominated not just ok!

Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (LDX7T)

171 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (xDOGy)

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I wanna see Joe rip his earpeice out and run around the stage yelling "HULK SMAAAAAAASH!!!""

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (8XRCm)

172 My guess is Joey will start drooling tomorrow night

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (O+AcM)

173 Carrying back a net operating loss to recoup a partial refund of taxes paid requires you to have actually paid said taxes. Ergo, to get an 80 million refund against losses means he paid in excess of 80 million in taxes in prior years.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 10:09 AM (Hf7hU)

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But none of that would be on his personal returns.... right??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (8XRCm)

174 Hedley Lamarr looked at this picture and said "naah... Too Jewish."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of64QbBy4vo

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)

175 One of the things the Israelis did during the Yom Kippur war was they would put damaged tanks on trucks headed back to depot, and they would put maintenance crews on the trucks to work on them as they were rolling.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (ZfRYq)

176 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:08 AM (xDOGy)


I have a feeling this is why Trump is asking for a drug test before the debate tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (7Q7Ca)

177 Yum! Kipper!
Posted by: Enthusiastic Briton at Breakfast at September 28, 2020


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Believe it or not, I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (Ejm1K)

178 167 "Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020

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free train rides

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (O+AcM)

179 157 Anyway need to go, work and all that.

Operation Nickel Grass was the massive US airlift to Israel during and after the Yom Kippur War.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (Qhy4n)

The Arabs countered with Operation Nickleback.

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (Izzlo)

180 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna ask it plain and simple - where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side? No malarkey, now!

Posted by: My Word As A Biden at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (h5TKJ)

181 Some side effects of Adderall are frequent urge to urinate and irregular or racing heartbeat.

So Biden has a high chance of having a heart attack on stage and pissing himself in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (kTi97)

182 But none of that would be on his personal returns.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (8XRCm)


Maybe, maybe not. If he owns the building personally, and not the Trump Organization....

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (ZfRYq)

183 172 My guess is Joey will start drooling tomorrow night
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (O+AcM)

My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)

184 I reread the Codeville piece a little closer.



Truly striking to me from that piece is that the thin veil of the constitution is pierced.



The constitution was shredded with the pandemic and I'm not sure they are ever going to put that firewall back up.



No freedom of speech, assembly, right to bear arms in defense of yourself and property. All shredded because of Wuflu



I don't think they will ever give the power back.


I read it for the first time this morning. It's pretty depressing. And no, the progs will never let up, which is yet another reason why PDT needs to win. If he doesn't, we'll be living under tyranny for the rest of our lives. At least if the Golden Scalp Weasel wins, we can start to work the legal system to eliminate these enemies. If not, at least we know who they are now so we can take our own action.
It's sad that it's come to this, but the progs started it. And turnabout is fair play. They don't feel pity or remorse and they absolutely will not stop...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (HaL55)

185 My guess is Joey will start drooling tomorrow night
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:10 AM (O+AcM)


I think he's going to act exactly like he did in the debate with Ryan.

Only this time, Trump will stomp his belligerent ass.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (7Q7Ca)

186 My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)

My thought too

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (Zmnko)

187
BIDEN 2020

He's Not That Senile!



Two Cheers for Low Bar Joe!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (dWwl8)

188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen? This is why I have no use for these polls irrespective what they show..

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (VpIIl)

189 >>Listen, rummy, I'm gonna ask it plain and simple - where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side? No malarkey, now!


This.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (IB3FA)

190 That one guy looks like he has an ice cream headache.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (ukNFU)

191 157 Anyway need to go, work and all that.

Operation Nickel Grass was the massive US airlift to Israel during and after the Yom Kippur War.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (Qhy4n)

And operation Nickel Back was the massive Canadian effort to subvert and degrade the minds of America's youth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)

192 Believe it or not, I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (Ejm1K)
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Was she a cold fish?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Rk6Cp)

193
BIDEN 2020

If You Like Alzheimer's, You'll Love Joe!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (dWwl8)

194 I think he's going to act exactly like he did in the debate with Ryan.

Only this time, Trump will stomp his belligerent ass.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (7Q7Ca)

Biden wishes

that Joe is long gone

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (O+AcM)

195 >>> 188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen? This is why I have no use for these polls irrespective what they show..
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (VpIIl)

Duh, because he's a tax cheat!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (/kh7m)

196
OH SHIT!!!!! THIS VIAL SAYS "ADRENALINE" NOT "ADDERALL"!!!

~Panicked Debate Aid 30 Seconds from Show Time.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (8XRCm)

197 This all goes away as soon as we kill ALL the Utilitarians.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (IB3FA)

198 Believe it or not, I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (Ejm1K)
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Was she a cold fish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020


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Strange to say, but yes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (Ejm1K)

199 BIDEN 2022

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (O+AcM)

200 Happy New Year to Jewish members of the Horde!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (HabA/)

201 Its gonna be hard to beat someone with 180 years in the Senate. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (x96vj)

202 Today's art is a depiction of Joe Biden and some of his most fanatic supporters.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (AMIL/)

203

Odds that Biden says "23-Skidoo!" tomorrow night?

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (Izzlo)

204 188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen? This is why I have no use for these polls irrespective what they show

Rasmussen does confuse me.. We love him, we hate him in a couple of days? Sounds nutty

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (Zmnko)

205 With the spin that Biden is doing this for debate prep, half the days of the past month, what's the narrative if Biden is just okay?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)


I'm going to lay down a prediction here and now:

Biden will be "okay," because he won't make any blatantly crazy statements and will be handled with kid gloves by the moderator.

Trump, OTOH, will be knocked off his game because of the low expectations for Stinkfinger and because of the sustained pounding from both Biden and the treasonous press, who will deflect or refuse to acknowledge any attempt by Teh Donald to bring out Biden and his kid's obvious corruption. He will be hammered about his lack of response to Kung Flu. He will get especially hammered regarding BLM, RBG, ACB and the IRS.

Wednesday's headlines will be variants of "Biden remains calm as embattled Trump flounders." Any gaffes Biden makes will be explained / ignored and any missteps by Trump will be amplified into "lies."

Hear me now and believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (2JVJo)

206
If he owns the building personally, and not the Trump Organization....

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He would be an idiot if he did that.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (8XRCm)

207 >> I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.


Something, something...comes in a can.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (IB3FA)

208 186 My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)

My thought too
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (Zmnko)

And then they'll back out of the other 2 debates. No way they do this 3 times.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (Oka5v)

209 My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)
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Already called a lid again today, so apparently taking some time on the way up too.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (/ZYFC)

210 What I *hope* for is that his handlers cram his carcass so full of chemicals that his twisted, black heart explodes on stage and he keels over dead mid-sentence...

But, then again, I do sort of hate the guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (/EuRN)

211 Sloe Joe has already called a lid for the day.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2020 10:05 AM (qyH+l)


Joe Biden: Of course I did. I call the Lids to wish them in Liddish a happy...go .. you know.. .the thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (mpeBU)

212 Trump donates his salary back to the government every year. That's $400k a year he doesn't take.

I don't give one fig about his taxes.

Did Slo Joe every donates his salary? What about the $3.5million his son received from a Russian who is one of Putin's best buddies? Suddenly, the media doesn't have an interest in that?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (VpIIl)

213 188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen? This is why I have no use for these polls irrespective what they show..
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (VpIIl)

just for the sake of argument, it could be that the 52% was the true outlier.

kind of sick to be in Fort Worth this weekend and see so many Biden Harris signs out. We tend to forget that Trump is not running against the man; he is running against the institutional strength of the Dem Party. And this is still a very powerful thing. Democrats don't vote for their ticket because they honestly think it is good; they do it because they are told to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

214 210 What I *hope* for is that his handlers cram his carcass so full of chemicals that his twisted, black heart explodes on stage and he keels over dead mid-sentence...

But, then again, I do sort of hate the guy.
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So an older George Floyd moment?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (x96vj)

215 This all goes away as soon as we kill ALL the Utilitarians.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:13 AM (IB3FA)
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I read that as "Unitarians". That would kinda work, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Rk6Cp)

216 I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Was she a cold fish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,


************

Was she from Sardinia?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)

217 Operation Nickel Grass was the massive US airlift to Israel during and after the Yom Kippur War.


And yet within a few years a nickel bag of grass would cost $10.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (q2K0j)

218 213 188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen? This is why I have no use for these polls irrespective what they show..
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:12 AM (VpIIl)

just for the sake of argument, it could be that the 52% was the true outlier.

kind of sick to be in Fort Worth this weekend and see so many Biden Harris signs out. We tend to forget that Trump is not running against the man; he is running against the institutional strength of the Dem Party. And this is still a very powerful thing. Democrats don't vote for their ticket because they honestly think it is good; they do it because they are told to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

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He was over 50% for like two weeks. That's a long time to hold onto an outlier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

219 My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)

there are no drugs that do that

if there was. I'd be taking them

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (O+AcM)

220
Something, something...comes in a can.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:14 AM (IB3FA)

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Hey..... Chase Prince Albert all you want.... but please stop asking everyone to bless your life choices.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (8XRCm)

221 Trump was smart to demand a drug test.

Simply by doing so, he places the idea in people's minds that Joe needs drugs to function normally.

That's Dem playbook 101.

The accusation is enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (kTi97)

222 I don't give one fig about his taxes.

Did Slo Joe every donates his salary? What about the $3.5million his son received from a Russian who is one of Putin's best buddies? Suddenly, the media doesn't have an interest in that?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (VpIIl)
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They didn't think this one through. Again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (/ZYFC)

223 AtC heavily featured on Twitchy today.

https://bit.ly/33amCpy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)

224 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.

This should be good.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (VpIIl)

225 I would be amused if both Biden and Trump try to play the "dignified adult" and let the other self-destruct in spluttering rage, and we end up with a super eerie Politeness Fest that completely obliterates all expectations....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (/EuRN)

226 I haven't read the returns or know how his business entities are structured- some businesses like sole proprietorships and s corps are "pass through" entities that feed directly to the 1040. But my point is, you generally, excepting "refundable" credits, don't get a refund for taxes you haven't paid. Most refundable credits are targeted to low income folks and capped under a few thousand dollars.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (Hf7hU)

227 Is it just me.... or are the ladies in balcony Mennonites...

Posted by: fixerupper

Wife, a Mennonite, says, "No way. Not enough beards."

Hope this settles the issue for you. Do not taunt happy fun bonnet-mama.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (oRpiG)

228 Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks. At least not that I've seen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55)


Possibly Efrain Kishon, just maybe.

Of course for him a lot of it was discovering what it meant in the first place.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 10:18 AM (WyVLE)

229 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.
..


We'll tag team him!

Posted by: Wallace at September 28, 2020 10:18 AM (LDX7T)

230
197 This all goes away as soon as we kill ALL the Utilitarians.


i have no use for Utilitarians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:18 AM (oVJmc)

231 229 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.

========

This means that Biden will chuckle and go, "no," without any further explanation.

It's what he did with Ryan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

232 224 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.

This should be good.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (VpIIl)



Yes Joe, that's called a debate. Which you will be part of.

Trump will fact check you as well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (kTi97)

233 I like the balanced composition very much but the little girl on bottom left appears to be a bad photoshop.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (xHfph)

234 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC

US House candidate, NY-14
In 2016 & '17, I paid thousands of dollars a year in taxes *as a bartender.*

Trump paid $750.

He contributed less to funding our communities than waitresses & undocumented immigrants.

Donald Trump has never cared for our country more than he cares for himself. A walking scam.

-
You've got to believe Donkey Chompers. She's an economist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

235 >>That's not even the half of it. Tweeter @alexthechick did what so many others haven't and actually read the article.



For. Shame.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (IB3FA)

236 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.
Posted by: garrett



My wife blew me away last night.

Outta the blue, she says, "we HAVE to watch the debates. It's going to be a slaughter."

I was like WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 10:19 AM (FdFgz)

237 I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------
Was she a cold fish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

********

How would you rate her, on a scale of one to tin?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Fc5rx)

238 Biden is gonna be so hopped up on adderall tomorrow night that it is gonna be like watching a bad, old film from the 30s.




Joe Biden: Listen you mugs, what's the big idea? I takin' over this joint, see. I don't want nobody gettin' sore about or I'll rub you out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (mpeBU)

239 Nothing new under the sun, Rasmussen poll and NY Times story coordinated to try and demoralize Trump voters - stay angry my friends, they are losing.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (PQRcz)

240 there are no drugs that do that


Oh speed does that. I don't think it's even controversial that he's getting Dr. Feelgood shots of speed and vitamins for his "good" days.

And his old frame can only manage a good day every several days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (q2K0j)

241 224 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.

This should be good.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (VpIIl)


I expect he will try to do it, to interrupt and attack Trump, and to waste time.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (AMIL/)

242 Biden 2020

Pony-faced dog soldier refrigerator hair-legged two hundred million kumquat!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (HaL55)

243 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.



The only way he does that is if he has the questions beforehand, and that would never happen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (yQpMk)

244 How would you rate her, on a scale of one to tin?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (Fc5rx)

you're smoking today

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (O+AcM)

245 i have no use for Utilitarians.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:18 AM (oVJmc)


What about Pragmatists and Objectivists?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (WyVLE)

246 We tend to forget that Trump is not running against the man; he is running against the institutional strength of the Dem Party. And this is still a very powerful thing. Democrats don't vote for their ticket because they honestly think it is good; they do it because they are told to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)


This is true and can't be said enough. They'd vote for a ham sandwich if it had a (D) by it's name and they were told to vote for it.

It doesn't mean individual Democrats won't stray--there are always many who do--but most will vote they way they are expected.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (HrMC1)

247 223 AtC heavily featured on Twitchy today.

https://bit.ly/33amCpy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)

that deserves sidebar, that is truly Epic. Congratulation to AtC!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

248 I would think getting Joe to explain his ideas would be priority one. The more he talks, the higher the chance for him to show his true stupidity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (kTi97)

249 I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------
Was she a cold fish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

************

Was she from Sardinia?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)



I heard she dated Salmon Rushdie.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (dWwl8)

250 I once dated a girl whose last name was Kippers. True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------
Was she a cold fish?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

************

Was she from Sardinia?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020]/i]

*
*

No, but our relationship floundered.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)

251 The Trump tax story just gets stupider

Yes, they are now claiming he's going to default on $421 million in loans next year, loans that are really Russian money laundered through Duechebank

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (aO8Gd)

252 Nobody has more fun being Jewish than Mel Brooks. At least not that I've seen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 09:43 AM (HaL55

Jackie Mason.

Politically conservative.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (xHfph)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (Ejm1K)

254 But my point is, you generally, excepting "refundable" credits, don't get a refund for taxes you haven't paid. Most refundable credits are targeted to low income folks and capped under a few thousand dollars.
Posted by: Farmer Bob



Except if you have kids. And pay no taxes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 10:22 AM (FdFgz)

255 we could all go to school on Muldoon's fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:22 AM (O+AcM)

256 Yes, they are now claiming he's going to default on $421 million in loans next year, loans that are really Russian money laundered through Duechebank
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (aO8Gd)

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We seriously need to update our libel laws.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)

257 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J

FYI He was above 50% for ten straight days.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (SQBxe)

258 No, but our relationship floundered.


This whole story seems a bit fishy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (yQpMk)

259 If they're really back to his taxes, they are NOT winning.

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (SQBxe)

260 256 Yes, they are now claiming he's going to default on $421 million in loans next year, loans that are really Russian money laundered through Duechebank
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 10:21 AM (aO8Gd)

-----

We seriously need to update our libel laws.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (8XRCm)

So... They think Trump took a bunch of money from the Rooshians and never gave it back....

What a stooge!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (/EuRN)

261 No, but our relationship floundered.


This whole story seems a bit fishy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020


*
*

I bet a buddy of mine a fin that I could hook her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Ejm1K)

262 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. And just like that I'm wat behind on the puns.
Goes looking for coffee. And maybe a bagel this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)

263 Damn, if anything would justify burning the NYT to the ground, it's that Trump taxes story.


Yet, Biden will quote the Big Lie just like the Goebbels he claims Trump is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)

264 Trump has to upset Biden's timing and throw him off. Make him lose concentration.

My fear though is that Trump won't be prepared and will wing it. If that's the case, he's going to stumble early and rely on his talking points. You know when Covid is brought up, he's going to mention his China ban 56 times.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (HrMC1)

265 AtC for the win!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (+YYKs)

266 241 224 Biden says he's going to "fact check" Trump, live.

This should be good.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:17 AM (VpIIl)
--------

In other words, debate.

What this is really is a call for Wallace and the MSM to back him on his so called "fact checks" which aren't facts at all. Wallace will dutifully abide. Candy Crawley on steroids.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (G0vdT)

267 245 i have no use for Utilitarians.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:18 AM (oVJmc)

What about Pragmatists and Objectivists?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 10:20 AM (WyVLE)

The Pragmatists are far too Idealistic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

268 The signals from the 5G frequency bands potentially could leak into the band used by weather sensors on satellites that measure the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere and affect weather forecasting and predictions. Meteorologists rely on satellites for the data needed to forecast weather.

Based on modeling, 5G leakage power of -15 to -20 decibel Watts (a decibel Watt is a unit of power that describes the strength of radio waves) affected the accuracy of forecasting of precipitation (by up to 0.9 millimeters) during the tornado outbreak and temperatures near ground level (by up to 2.34 degrees Fahrenheit).

"It can be argued that the magnitude of error found in our study is insignificant or significant, depending on whether you represent the 5G community or the meteorological community, respectively," Mandayam said. "One of our takeaways is that if we want leakage to be at levels preferred by the 5G community, we need to work on more detailed models as well as antenna technology, dynamic reallocation of spectrum resources and improved weather forecasting algorithms that can take into account 5G leakage."

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (3aI0K)

269 263 Damn, if anything would justify burning the NYT to the ground, it's that Trump taxes story.


Yet, Biden will quote the Big Lie just like the Goebbels he claims Trump is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)

==========

"Yes, I lost money becoming president. How rich did you become after you became VP?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

270 This painting looks old.
Did the snipers use crossbows or longbows back then?

Posted by: Downcast at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (59rP0)

271 ACB will wade into roe

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (O+AcM)

272 we could all go to school on Muldoon's fish puns
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:22 AM (O+AcM)
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Coincidentally, on today's Bing Homepage Quiz, I learned that a school of sharks is a "shiver".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (Rk6Cp)

273 What are all the pro-Russia policies that Putin was supposed to have paid for?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

274 AtC is now a superstar because she did the homework no one else did.

Long story short: Trump paid one million in taxes in 2016. Four point two million in 2017. The 750
Bucks was an additional amount paid on top of the roll forwards.

Lies. Damn lies all of it.

Hat tip, AtC!

Remember us 'rons when you're doing guest spots on the news.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:26 AM (kTi97)

275 I won't watch the debates. I'm of the feeling it's going to be a train wreck for both sides.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 10:26 AM (xHfph)

276 >> AtC is now a superstar because she did the homework no one else did.

>Long story short...


That's just mean.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:26 AM (IB3FA)

277 I loathe when people lie. It is probably the most shameless, lowly acts. But when people deliberately lie about information plainly available to anyone, they're not just lying, they are trying to play me as the fool. That's when I dust off the shovel and start unraveling the murder plastic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (VpIIl)

278 Candy Crawley on steroids.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020


*
*

She is not part of our family.

Posted by: The Crawleys from "Downton Abbey" at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (Ejm1K)

279 In England, kippers are not such a big deal. They have bloaters instead.

And I'll wager more of us have dated bloaters than kippers IYGWIM.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (oRpiG)

280
Yet, Biden will quote the Big Lie just like the Goebbels he claims Trump is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:24 AM (oVJmc)

Biden keeps repeating the Charlottesville lie, the "losers and suckers' lie about the military, the " pre-existing conditions' lie. the NY Times Tax Return Lie"

Tomorrow night Trump will have his best chance to refute it and he should call Biden a LIAR to his face.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (HrMC1)

281 I mean, seriously, how stupid do you have to be to think:

1) reporting a loss for income tax purposes means zero income
2) reporting a loss for income tax purposes means zero assets
3) that $400 million is a lot of money to international banks

I love how people who have only ever filed a W2 are suddenly experts on the tax code cause they read the NYT.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (aO8Gd)

282 Yes, I lost money becoming president. How rich did you become after you became VP?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)



And THAT would be a total mic drop moment!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (axyOa)

283 276 >> AtC is now a superstar because she did the homework no one else did.

>Long story short...


That's just mean.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:26 AM (IB3FA


Snort

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (kTi97)

284 I won't watch the debates. I'm of the feeling it's going to be a train wreck for both sides.


I won't watch but I expect Team Trump has laid out a lot of snares.

And that Joe Biden will catch himself in several of the ones HE's laid out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (oVJmc)

285 257 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J

FYI He was above 50% for ten straight days.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 10:23 AM (SQBxe)

FYI I believe that all polls are garbage, the ones against us and the ones in our favor. I believe all of them are mathematically incompetent and reflect nothing but the message that particular outfit wants to put out that particular day, for reasons and/or payments known only to themselves.

I don't know who's leading, and I don't believe anyone else does either. I hope it's Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (Kpl3J)

286 My prediction is that he will look incredibly lucid and on-point, and will promptly disappear for a solid week until he recovers from all the pharmaceuticals they'd crammed into him to make it happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:11 AM (/EuRN)

there are no drugs that do that

if there was. I'd be taking them
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (O+AcM)


Have I told you about the Super Back?

All the best ingredients! Shipped at cost!!

Posted by: El Axe Jones at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

287 That's what they want. Trump on the defense. He has to stay on offense.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (xHfph)

288 Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM (O+AcM)


Have I told you about the Super Back?

All the best ingredients! Shipped at cost!!
Posted by: El Axe Jones at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)


Super PACK! Not Super Back. Damn, they hacked my keyboard...

Posted by: El Axe Jones at September 28, 2020 10:29 AM (hku12)

289 Ray Dorset holding his forehead. Long shoot under the lights. Hey Striker, how about a break?

Posted by: klaftern at September 28, 2020 10:29 AM (RuIsu)

290 204 188 How does Trump go from 52% to 46% over the weekend in Rasmussen?


Because every other frickin' ad on Saturday & Sunday was about Trump taking away healthcare and killing little kids.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 28, 2020 10:29 AM (O6DoG)

291 We always new the Democrats would get back to "Russia Russia Russia"

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:29 AM (HrMC1)

292 66 ...

First Baptist of Plano Tx stuck more to the Julian calendar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)


We must live VERY near to each other. Mrs. Texan and I live in Spring Park.

"For where two or three are gathered together in [Ace's] name, there am I in the midst of them."

Blessed be The Horde.

Mrs. Texan and I are Bible-believing Christians. We respect and support the Jewish people.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (9IdCK)

293
Siss Boom Bah! - a limerick

There once was a dolphin named Flipper
Went to fish school when he was a nipper
His biggest childhood dream
Was to join the football team
So he could go out and win one for the kipper!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (Fc5rx)

294 Are there drugs that can lift Biden beyond low IQ dumbass with a history of mediocrity and corruption?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (lgiXo)

295 Tomorrow night Trump will have his best chance to refute it and he should call Biden a LIAR to his face.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (HrMC1)



And that's when I want to see Biden completely lose it and threaten to take Trump behind the school and beat him up and start to rant and rave and end up talking about Corn Pop.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (mpeBU)

296 One thing we do know - Biden is going to try to work this Tax info into his performance. I hope Trump reads AtC's defense of him, that's better than anything he'll come up with on his own.

The reason we know Biden will bring it up - everything the Left does is co-ordinated. The NYT published specifically for the purpose of allowing Joe some daylight to use it Tuesday Night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

297 294 Are there drugs that can lift Biden beyond low IQ dumbass with a history of mediocrity and corruption?

Yes.. It's called the media

Posted by: Poll troll extraordinaire at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (Zmnko)

298 Because every other frickin' ad on Saturday & Sunday was about Trump taking away healthcare and killing little kids.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 28, 2020 10:29 AM (O6DoG)

I don't watch TV , but this is true. I was texted by no less than three people who saw the ads and the response of all three was , "How can Biden get away with lying like this?"

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (HrMC1)

299 I fully expect Wallace to tag-team with Biden to dunk on Trump. It's what the media does.

I also fully expect that Wallace won't say a word about the $3.5 million Hunter Biden received from the wife of one of Putin's closest confidantes. Because, you know, it's untoward to "go after" someone's children, and he "never agreed" with anyone going after the president's family.

*makes jerking motion with hand*

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (VpIIl)

300 Late to the thread :

The folks praying look an awful lot like the line in the DMV.

"Oi! I guess I asked for this."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (Rvt88)

301 I would like to commend joe for his long and well documented career. His years at the Historical Black Delaware State. His long college professorial career. His...(blah blah blah long list of embellishments).
And reporters, please be sure to thoroughly fact check my congratulatory praise of Biden's accomplishments as well.

Posted by: Trump at the debate at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (59rP0)

302 294 Are there drugs that can lift Biden beyond low IQ dumbass with a history of mediocrity and corruption?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (lgiXo)

Flowers for Algernon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

303 >>Are there drugs that can lift Biden beyond low IQ dumbass with a history of mediocrity and corruption?


Micro Dosage of LSD and Adderall.

It's gonna be a fuckin' show.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:32 AM (W4Lqh)

304 I wonder why $750?
Could it be that PDT saw this coming so planned it this way? That would be fourth dimensional stuff!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 10:32 AM (axyOa)

305 296 One thing we do know - Biden is going to try to work this Tax info into his performance. I hope Trump reads AtC's defense of him, that's better than anything he'll come up with on his own.

The reason we know Biden will bring it up - everything the Left does is co-ordinated. The NYT published specifically for the purpose of allowing Joe some daylight to use it Tuesday Night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

==========

If Trump tries to explain the vagaries of the tax code, it's a loser. He should really turn it around into an attack on Biden, and it's super easy.

"Yes, I've lost a bunch of money, but your son Hunter used your position to enrich himself. Why did you help Hunter use your position as VP to enrich himself through Russians?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

306 Well, if we've sunk this low, this should be Shawn King's theme song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6z3s1Gig0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

307 Tax story is a snoozer. What the Dems really want is wealth taxes. And even if they got that, it wouldn't remove even a tiny pimple off the giant ass of our debt.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (qpX6U)

308 Imagine if Biden dies before the election.

Posted by: Ha at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (LDX7T)

309 I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump believes it too.

Like my rebuttals to JackStraw, I would love to be wrong, but I don't think I will be.

(with the disclaimer that I am a chronic depressive and always expect the worst in any situation, so take my words with that grain of salt)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (2JVJo)

310 This is why Rasmussen is a joke. They had Trump's approval at 52% on Friday, it's 46% today. Opinion doesn't swing like that over the weekend.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (Bl5GC)

311 Expect to hear "200,000 dead from COVID" due to the president, ad nauseum.

As a matter of fact, if that's your drinking phrase, you might want to get a bigger bottle.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (VpIIl)

312 I loathe when people lie. It is probably the most shameless, lowly acts. But when people deliberately lie about information plainly available to anyone, they're not just lying, they are trying to play me as the fool. That's when I dust off the shovel and start unraveling the murder plastic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:27 AM (VpIIl)


My thing is, if I'm going to lie to somebody, it's because I have contempt for the person, and their efforts to get something from me I don't think they've earned.

I'm not going to lie, just to save my arse from consequences, but I will lie to NOT give someone else an advantage over me I don't believe they deserve.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 10:34 AM (hku12)

313 AtC > AOC


All day. Every day.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 28, 2020 10:34 AM (0CeRG)

314 There votes aren't fraud if you believe them.

Posted by: A Schmear of Squatch at September 28, 2020 10:35 AM (JZFCi)

315 that deserves sidebar, that is truly Epic. Congratulation to AtC!!!

Our AtC is all grown up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:35 AM (HaL55)

316 299 I fully expect Wallace to tag-team with Biden to dunk on Trump. It's what the media does.
=========

Trump should specifically state something like this in the debate: watch, there will be no questions to sleepy joe about the 3.5 million received by his son...

force Wallace to ask or to look like a hack.

Posted by: HB at September 28, 2020 10:35 AM (nzKWW)

317 >>I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump believes it too.


So, you believe Biden is 'on the ball'?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (W4Lqh)

318 Our AtC is all grown up.


Just keep poking the bear.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

319 I think too many on his team have bought into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump believes it too.

*********

The fact that Trump knows Biden will be drugged up so he can maintain some degree of lucidity tells me he knows the game and will prepare accordingly.

Trump is not stupid.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Touching My No-No Square at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (GXBRY)

320 Expect to hear "200,000 dead from COVID" due to the president, ad nauseum.

As a matter of fact, if that's your drinking phrase, you might want to get a bigger bottle.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (VpIIl)



Joe Biden: You're a lying dog faced pony soldier. 2....20... 200 billion, million gazillion people have died from Corona beer. For real.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (mpeBU)

321 If Trump tries to explain the vagaries of the tax code, it's a loser. He
should really turn it around into an attack on Biden, and it's super
easy.

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Trump will in no way try to explain the tax code. This tax business will be of no help to the Dems. People don't like hypocrites. No one thinks it hypocritical to minimize your taxes ... unless you are also calling for tax increases, which Trump is not calling for.

Trump wants to pay less taxes. That is authentic. Bill Gates says the rich should pay more. Everyone knows he is a phony, because everyone knows he does everything possible to minimize his taxes.

Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (sX1BW)

322 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At the Los Angeles Colosseum!

Christians versus Lions!

Be there!

Posted by: Gil Garcetti at September 28, 2020 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

323 "When I am re-elected, we can discuss a Fairer Form of Taxation."

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:37 AM (W4Lqh)

324 Anecdata: most of my facebookies are leftists. They are always losing their shit about Trump.

Today they are losing their shit about the $750 but not about Barrett. They didn't lose their shit about Barrett all weekend.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:37 AM (q2K0j)

325
Expect to hear "200,000 dead from COVID" due to the president, ad nauseum.

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JOE: I would have instituted a national mask edict IMMEDIATELY.

TRUMP - So.... Joe.... why would you ignore your scientists. Up until APRIL.... Fauci and The CDC were saying masks werent effective. You would have made them mandatory in January???

You would have gone against the advice of the CDC??? Thats certainly noteworthy dont you think???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (8XRCm)

326 324 Anecdata: most of my facebookies are leftists. They are always losing their shit about Trump.

Today they are losing their shit about the $750 but not about Barrett. They didn't lose their shit about Barrett all weekend.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:37 AM (q2K0j)

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The idea has seemed to settle that ACB is a lost fight for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

327 The 'Trump Doctrine' earns President third Nobel Peace Prize nomination

Eminent law professor David Flint is among four Australian law professors who are nominating US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize on the basis of the "Trump Doctrine". Only members of a national parliament or law professors are able to nominate others for the Nobel Peace Prize with President Trump already receiving two nominations for his promotion of peace in the Middle-East.

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (3aI0K)

328 that deserves sidebar, that is truly Epic. Congratulation to AtC!!!


Posted by: Tom Servo

Well done, ATC!
I just sent a link to our conservative talk host asking him to read all of ATC's tweets regarding the fake tax news.

I hope all media gets absolutely flooded with the link to her Twitter account.

Posted by: old chick at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (sOete)

329 307
Tax story is a snoozer. What the Dems really want is wealth taxes. And
even if they got that, it wouldn't remove even a tiny pimple off the
giant ass of our debt.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (qpX6U)

NYT releases the PDT's tax returns two days before the debates....prediction Joey will basically smack PDT around with whatever talking points he can around that to avoid answering any questions. They are going to let him loose to be Ole Joe the attack dog for 90 minutes. Coordinate with NYT much?
If Biden gets too prickly about "not paying taxes" I bet PDT schools him on exactly how the tax system works and what not. Biden has no idea how a tax form works. I bet PDT does.
If this is the October surprise, I think it's pretty weak sauce.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2020 10:39 AM (B8jzC)

330 >>The idea has seemed to settle that ACB is a lost fight for them.


Barrett doesn't face them in hearings until the 12th.

The Debate is tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:39 AM (W4Lqh)

331
Trump disrespected the troops- dud.


Bob Woodward's book - dud.


Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:40 AM (mpeBU)

332 The NYT/Trump Taxes story is a brave new world in propaganda tactics.

They don't even have to print the lie directly anymore. They just say a few trigger words and the lie is simply assumed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:40 AM (/EuRN)

333 -
--
FYI I believe that all polls are garbage, the ones against us and the ones in our favor. I believe all of them are mathematically incompetent and reflect nothing but the message that particular outfit wants to put out that particular day, for reasons and/or payments known only to themselves.

I don't know who's leading, and I don't believe anyone else does either. I hope it's Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:28 AM

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This. I think we are going to be shown disheartening polling for PDJT until the election.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2020 10:40 AM (8rX4S)

334 I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a
disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the
"Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump
believes it too.

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Don't live life that way. Trump has been debate prepping since covid started. 2 hour daily press conferences with a hostile media.

Don't worry about the press saying Biden won. Biden didn't even win against Ryan. If he did, it was just by being a bully. There is simply no way anyone out bullies Trump on a debate stage.

Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)

335 What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:40 AM (mpeBU)

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Are we back to Russians yet??? Or is it pussy grabbing's turn again.

I lose track.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (8XRCm)

336 My little FL county has a population of around 10k. The County Democratic Party is advertising for "voter protection teams." No explanation on what that entails, but there have never been any voter issues here before. I'm wondering if this has a connection to the Lawfare they plan, after the election.

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (R0z7P)

337 The idea has seemed to settle that ACB is a lost fight for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

The inevitable loss after fighting ACB tooth and nail as they did with Kavanagh would make them look far too impotent.

Better to settle with low level smears from the clapter mills and keep the rubes angry and ignorant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (/EuRN)

338 I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump believes it too.

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i'm a little worried about that, but not as much as you. I do expect trump to stumble out of the gate...but then finish strong.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (HrMC1)

339 I don't know who's leading, and I don't believe anyone else does either. I hope it's Trump.
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Facts on the ground say it is Trump.

The campaign rallies are in PA, WI, MI, MN, VA. There has been a few in FL and NC, but most of the activity are in the first 4 listed above.

Trump only needs to win one of those states.

Trump parades on Rodeo Drive, etc, etc.

There are hallmarks that we have seen historically of the behavior of winning campaigns and losing campaigns. Trump is acting like he is cruising to victory, Biden is flailing trying to find a message and hoping that something sticks.

Again, other than polls, what evidence is there that Biden is winning? Do they act like they are winning?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (5p7BC)

340 Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

--

Biden is so far ahead, they don't talk about him, but jump from attack to attack on Trump. That makes sense.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (kA3Cp)

341 Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM (O+AcM)

342 Maurycy Gottlieb

Does he paint of the pompatus of Lieb?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM (ejd/p)

343 340 Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

--

Biden is so far ahead, they don't talk about him, but jump from attack to attack on Trump. That makes sense.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (kA3Cp)

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To be fair, it's a preview of a Biden administration that will jump from attack to attack on conservatives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

344 >>Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings


...and the Bork Hearings.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (IB3FA)

345 317
>>I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going
to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought
into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously,
Trump believes it too.





So, you believe Biden is 'on the ball'?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:36 AM (W4Lqh)
We only see Biden at his absolute best, otherwise they put a lid on him. There are a lot of chips on the table for Biden tonight, can't back out, can't put a lid on it must perform for 90 minutes at PDT level without sun-downing. In the month of Sept, how many times has Biden performed for 90 minutes in the spotlight?
That is a crapton of pressure.
Biden will get visible tired and old over the course of 90 minutes. Hell, the Nets might not even put a camera on him while he "talks".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (B8jzC)

346 ow it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:40 AM (mpeBU)

Russia ....again

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (HrMC1)

347
Donald J. Trump
at_realDonaldTrump


The Fake News Media, just like Election time 2016, is bringing up my Taxes and all sorts of other nonsense with illegally obtained information and only bad intent. I paid many millions of dollars in taxes but was entitled, like everyone else, to depreciation and tax credits.....

.....Also, if you look at the extraordinary assets owned by me, which the Fake News hasn't, I am extremely under leveraged - I have very little debt compared to the value of assets. Much of this information is already on file, but I have long said that I may release....

.....Financial Statements, from the time I announced I was going to run for President, showing all properties, assets and debts. It is a very IMPRESSIVE Statement, and also shows that I am the only President on record to give up my yearly $400,000 plus Presidential Salary!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (Do5/p)

348 344
>>Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings





...and the Bork Hearings.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (IB3FA)

Who was that?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (B8jzC)

349 Our AtC is all grown up.





Just keep poking the bear.


*ding dong* BRB, there's a delivery guy at the door...

That's a pretty big box. And it's making emu noises.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (HaL55)

350 341 Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM (O+AcM)

=========

WaPo did that this morning, saying that Thomas should recuse on any case that involves the election.

For some reason, in writing that article, they highlight how completely awful Biden was towards Thomas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

351 Oops. Forgot the close bold tag. Glad I have one in my nic.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Do5/p)

352 Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM (O+AcM)
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Especially Joe, he may not remember.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (Rk6Cp)

353 Trump disrespected the troops- dud.


Bob Woodward's book - dud.


Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Trump tied a dog to the roof of his car! No, that's not it. Trump had binders full of women! Close but no cigar. Trump kept women in bondage! That's the ticket!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

354
Wall Street Urinal - Trump declines to say how much he has paid in Federal income taxes.



I see all of the leftist hacks are joining in on the hatchet job.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (mpeBU)

355 >>> 336 My little FL county has a population of around 10k. The County Democratic Party is advertising for "voter protection teams." No explanation on what that entails, but there have never been any voter issues here before. I'm wondering if this has a connection to the Lawfare they plan, after the election.
Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (R0z7P)

They're bringing Klantifa and Burn Loot Murder teams in to protect defenseless polling places from rayciss Trump voters?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (C5+1N)

356 334 I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a
disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the
"Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump
believes it too.

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Don't live life that way. Trump has been debate prepping since covid started. 2 hour daily press conferences with a hostile media.

Don't worry about the press saying Biden won. Biden didn't even win against Ryan. If he did, it was just by being a bully. There is simply no way anyone out bullies Trump on a debate stage.
Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
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Agree. Keep in mind that the MSM has hid Trumps defense of his COVID response because he makes a good case for himself.

How many LIV's actually know that Biden railed against Trumps travel ban for two months along with Pelosi and Schumer. Certainly not from the networks. How many people know Cuomo forced patients with COVID into nursing homes.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020 10:45 AM (G0vdT)

357 The barrel was calling me. I replied... not today.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (Do5/p)

358 Do a shot if Trump brings up the Clarence Thomas hearings.

Kill the bottle if he explicitly says the phrase "High Tech Lynching".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (/EuRN)

359 >>I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going
to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought
into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously,
Trump believes it too.

they probably believe that the sun sets in the west

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (O+AcM)

360 336 My little FL county has a population of around 10k. The County Democratic Party is advertising for "voter protection teams." No explanation on what that entails, but there have never been any voter issues here before. I'm wondering if this has a connection to the Lawfare they plan, after the election.

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 10:41 AM (R0z7P)


Could be a new euphemism for New Black Panther/BLM/Antifa members wielding billy clubs and bike locks just outside the entrance to polling locations.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (DTX3h)

361 Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

OrangeMan said "P*ssy!". It's the only thing (mis-) remembered consistently. And any damage from it is already done and digested. There can be no further impact from it.

Most folks have said it too now and again. The horror!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (Rvt88)

362 345 We only see Biden at his absolute best, otherwise they put a lid on him. There are a lot of chips on the table for Biden tonight, can't back out, can't put a lid on it must perform for 90 minutes at PDT level without sun-downing. In the month of Sept, how many times has Biden performed for 90 minutes in the spotlight?
That is a crapton of pressure.
Biden will get visible tired and old over the course of 90 minutes. Hell, the Nets might not even put a camera on him while he "talks".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2020 10:44 AM (B8jzC)

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I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he can appear lucid for 90 minutes.

The fact that they're still taking entire days out to figure it out tells me that they...haven't figured it out.

I, personally, am looking forward to the look on Biden's face when he pees his depends and forgets that he's wearing a diaper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

363 Don't live life that way. Trump has been debate prepping since covid started. 2 hour daily press conferences with a hostile media.

Don't underestimate this. The media has been battle testing Trump for four years now.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (0CeRG)

364 How White Supremacy Caused the Climate Crisis

Embedded in the theory of racial supremacy is the theory of human
supremacy over nature, which has brought environmental calamity upon us.

... isn't the idea that controlling CO2 part of the theory of human
supremacy over nature meme, too ?

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (3aI0K)

365 I just thought of something - in 1945, we had V-E day and V-J day. If Trump wins resoundingly, can we call November 4th V-D day? (Victory over the Democrats) Maybe V-L or V-P would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

366
Don't worry about the press saying Biden won. Biden didn't even win against Ryan. If he did, it was just by being a bully. There is simply no way anyone out bullies Trump on a debate stage.
Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020


*
*

Remember how Trump trounced, what was it, 15 other candidates for the R nomination in 2015? He dominated all of them.

Posted by: The Crawleys from at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (Ejm1K)

367 Biden's strategy will be to try and force Trump into errors. Why try to beat an enemy on their own turf when their own worst enemy is themselves?

Democrats believe that if they throw a few bombs Trump's way, vanity and ego will force a certain predictable response. They already have pumped Biden with the follow-ups for what they believe will be the presidents response.

You never take that bait and remain disciplined. That's how you win the battle.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (ZmCUz)

368 358 Do a shot if Trump brings up the Clarence Thomas hearings.

Kill the bottle if he explicitly says the phrase "High Tech Lynching".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (/EuRN)

oh yes

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:48 AM (O+AcM)

369 >> Biden's strategy will be to try and force Trump into

a pushup contest.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 10:48 AM (IB3FA)

370 357 The barrel was calling me. I replied... not today.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (Do5/p)

=======

"Day ain't over yet."

- The Barrel

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2020 10:48 AM (dfRN6)

371 337
The idea has seemed to settle that ACB is a lost fight for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:38 AM (LvTSG)



The inevitable loss after fighting ACB tooth and nail as they did with Kavanagh would make them look far too impotent.



Better to settle with low level smears from the clapter mills and keep the rubes angry and ignorant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:42 AM (/EuRN)

They are gaming out whether they can "Shut down the Senate" somehow and still be reelected. The Dems never settle for a loss, they change the "rules of engagement" and continue to plot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2020 10:48 AM (B8jzC)

372 The Dems never settle for a loss, they change the "rules of engagement" and continue to plot.
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Maybe not. But have you noticed that most of these new rules have backfired on them.

Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (sX1BW)

373 In a lot of these polls there are two very contradictory results:
- Biden is ahead but
- More people think Trump will be re-elected

These polls reflect how people feel about Trump, they do not reflect how they will vote. If they vote at all.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (O6DoG)

374 look at all those happy faces!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (d1uFV)

375 341

Trump should definitely remind everyone who ran the Clarence Thomas hearings

Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 10:43 AM

Friend shared this on Facebook last night.

Now, let's look at some facts that will put into context all the breathless rantings we'll all hear about how quickly the Senate Judiciary Committee will begin its hearings. We've already started to see graphs like this one that show how the committee "normally" waits 40 to 60 days from the time a president nominated a justice to when he/she got a hearing. Well, this wasn't "normal" until relatively recently.

Erielle Davidson, a policy analyst with the Jewish Institute for National Security of America, points out that the Senate Judiciary Committee typically held confirmation hearings much more quickly before 1990. Here's how much time elapsed between the nomination and hearings of some other justices in the modern era:

-- Justice Kennedy: 14 days
-- Justice Stevens: 10 days
-- Justice Powell: 12 days
-- Chief Justice Burger: 11 days

Who ran the Senate Judiciary Committee in 1990? Joe Biden. The vitriol that became part and parcel of recent Supreme Court confirmation hearings can be traced directly to Biden who, three years earlier, presided over the embarrassing confirmation hearing of Robert Bork that was a travesty for too many reasons to list here. He'll now see how the process should be run.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (Do5/p)

376 Hoping for another eye bleed.

Probably just going to stand there and not say much other than OMB.

Boring.

Trump will suck up all the oxygen and kill him with the 47 year argument which is devastating because it's true. He'll call him old and weak, which he is. He'll talk about his family's corrupt bargains, which is also true.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (gAMkn)

377
I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has
been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he
can appear lucid for 90 minutes.



The fact that they're still taking entire days out to figure it out tells me that they...haven't figured it out.



I, personally, am looking forward to the look on Biden's face when he pees his depends and forgets that he's wearing a diaper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Or when he does the hand wave to move the prompter up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (B8jzC)

378 339 Dave in FL

Are you sure about those EC numbers, I thought all the red states w Rep gov and/or SOS numbered 242 votes. NC and MI each 16, MN and WI each 10, and PA 20. If PDT wins NH (4), NC and another will do it, I agree. My worry is how does he beat the vote harvesting in NC? That Consent Degree was brutal.

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (R0z7P)

379 There are no worries about the debate. Trump debates on three levels. The top level, the one the politicos and news all watch, might end in a "tie".

But the unconscious level is the one that matters, and the one which Trump plans meticulously and sticks to with military precision. That is the level that is designed to persuade and the one where Trump makes it impossible for many people to choose Biden.

The only people that matter are leaners and the undecided and that's who Trump is talking to.

I watched him do it with Hillary. It was magnificent. I could tell you what he's going to do and what to look for but that would give the game away.
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Yes this, all of this.

These rallies, the press conferences-- all part of the laser focus on one group.

Meanwhile, Biden's group is telling him the persuadable voters are receptive to "wear the fucking mask!"
The closest he came to a real target was when he lied and said he never said he'd ban fracking.

Best part about tomorrow is going to be the tax questions; because that's where Trump gets to showcase his blue collar tax plan for 2021.
And how much more they will pay under Biden.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 10:50 AM (aO8Gd)

380 364 How White Supremacy Caused the Climate Crisis

Embedded in the theory of racial supremacy is the theory of human
supremacy over nature, which has brought environmental calamity upon us.

... isn't the idea that controlling CO2 part of the theory of human
supremacy over nature meme, too ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (3aI0K)

As ridiculous as this appears to any logical person, we should all note that this is what the Left's pet theory of "Intersectionalism" is all about. Science is linked to Race is linked to Gender is linked to Economic Theory; if you aren't sufficiently "Woke" your Scientific Proofs are automatically wrong, and if you are "Woke" your neo-paganistic babble is more important than actual science, because that is "Your Truth".

this is the heart of modern hard core leftist belief. It's a truly insane form of religion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)

381 Pushups? Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet. Sherbet.

Posted by: Joey B. running around room at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (8rX4S)

382 The barrel was calling me. I replied... not today.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:46 AM (Do5/p)
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Good answer.

Posted by: Syrio Forel at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (Rk6Cp)

383 The NYT/Trump Taxes story is a brave new world in propaganda tactics.



They don't even have to print the lie directly anymore. They just say a few trigger words and the lie is simply assumed.


That right there is some really good brainwashing. The targets don't even realize they're being controlled. They think it's them doing the "thinking."

This is looking like some weird sci-fi movie mashup where normal-looking people suddenly turn into zombies when they hear a certain sound that's broadcast everywhere at once. Curiously, no brains appear to be involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)

384 Biden Urges Republican Senators To 'Step Back From The Brink' On Barrett Confirmation

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Boy, this is so simple even Joe can understand it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

385 I'm still hoping for Biden's head exploding Scanners-style.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (KlSQw)

386 Biden's the one who established character assassination as confirmation hearing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (oVJmc)

387 But have you noticed that most of these new rules have backfired on them.


I think we should ram Barrett through and then change the rules back to filibuster and supermajority.

Not because we're taking the high road, but because we should know what Harry Reid forgot. The other side will get a turn in power too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (q2K0j)

388 365

I just thought of something - in 1945, we had V-E day and V-J day. If Trump wins resoundingly, can we call November 4th V-D day? (Victory over the Democrats) Maybe V-L or V-P would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM

Isn't VD a sexually transmitted disease? Not sure we want to use "V-D Day".

I propose "LOLGF Day".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (Do5/p)

389 Hey..... Chase Prince Albert all you want.... but please stop asking everyone to bless your life choices.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2020 10:16 AM


garret has announced he's getting a Prince Albert?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (DMUuz)

390 387 But have you noticed that most of these new rules have backfired on them.


I think we should ram Barrett through and then change the rules back to filibuster and supermajority.

Not because we're taking the high road, but because we should know what Harry Reid forgot. The other side will get a turn in power too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (q2K0j)

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Since the Senate votes on their rules every year, I don't think it matters if Republicans return to 60 votes for judicial appointments. Democrats will simply turn back to the 51 vote rule the second they have the Senate again, as long as there's a Democratic president, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

391 How White Supremacy Caused the Climate Crisis

Embedded in the theory of racial supremacy is the theory of human supremacy over nature, which has brought environmental calamity upon us.

-
Gavin Newsome is doing what he can!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

392 garret has announced he's getting a Prince Albert?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 10:52 AM (DMUuz)

Better than a Prince Andrew...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 10:54 AM (/EuRN)

393 BREAKING: An ABC polls hows 72% of people thought Biden won the debate that hasn't happened.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 10:55 AM (Bl5GC)

394 Now it's back to taxes.


**********

Well, that was Gus McRae's dying wish.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)

395 Since the Senate votes on their rules every year, I don't think it matters if Republicans return to 60 votes for judicial appointments. Democrats will simply turn back to the 51 vote rule the second they have the Senate again, as long as there's a Democratic president, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


This!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 10:56 AM (FdFgz)

396 Heh - there are "Notorious ACB" t-shirts available.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 28, 2020 10:56 AM (jbF6h)

397 I'm old enough to remember when tax records were private and if someone released them without permission there would be criminal penalties involved.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 10:57 AM (Bl5GC)

398 Biden could come out, start crying and beg Mommy to take him home and the media would still declare him the winner of the debate.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 10:57 AM (lgiXo)

399 Best part about tomorrow is going to be the tax questions; because that's where Trump gets to showcase his blue collar tax plan for 2021. And how much more they will pay under Biden.
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I hope that could be highlighted. IL is proposing a constitutional amendment for a wealth tax, thinly disguised as 'fair'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 28, 2020 10:58 AM (MIKMs)

400 Biden Urges Republican Senators To 'Step Back From The Brink' On Barrett Confirmation




Joe Biden: We can't confirm this Barrett guy. Look.. .look here's how it is...look..Barrett was on the first George Floyd album. George Floyd. C'mon man, we all know what happened. Barrett ruined Floyd's barber shop. No joke.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 10:58 AM (kw5n8)

401 Since the Senate votes on their rules every year, I don't think it
matters if Republicans return to 60 votes for judicial appointments.
Democrats will simply turn back to the 51 vote rule the second they have
the Senate again, as long as there's a Democratic president, of course.

---------

I think the rules should stay the same and Trump and the GOP Senate Majority should use his 2nd term to get 2-3 more Court justices confirmed along with all the lower court vacancies as well. And every time the Dems whine and call foul, just replay the McConnell speech about regretting the filibuster change.

Posted by: SH at September 28, 2020 10:58 AM (sX1BW)

402 Is there a studio audience for the debate? I haven't seen any details.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2020 10:59 AM (dfRN6)

403 This!

That's not who we are. We should only bring knives to gunfights. You know, out of principle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 28, 2020 11:00 AM (H5knJ)

404 Are you sure about those EC numbers
-----------
Yes I am sure.

If Trump wins all the historically red states, plus NC and FL, but loses ME-2, that puts him at 259.

Trump then wins if he wins PA, MN, MI, or WI.

I am ignoring the issue of Dem governors in red states. If we are going to play that game, then we would be worrying about KY. I don't have the mental energy to game out combinations like NC, GA, and FL.

It is just easier to view the results like a tide. Certain level of "redness" pushes up onto the beach and covers more territory. If there is enough to cover FL then it also covers NC, GA, KY, etc etc.

The next question is if there is enough to win a historically blue state, and Trump only needs one of them.

If Trump can't win FL and NC, then there is no point in even worrying about any of this. The election is lost already and we are just chatting among ourselves for no reason.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 11:00 AM (5p7BC)

405 MSM wants to talk about the taxes private citizen Trump legally paid under the tax code that people like Biden created because they don't want to talk about how as POTUS Trump lowered taxes for the middle class and donates 100% of his salary back to the USA.

Posted by: Venus at September 28, 2020 11:00 AM (iYXhj)

406 What time is the debate due to air? I've heard 8 central time and 9 central.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 11:00 AM (Ejm1K)

407 This is looking like some weird sci-fi movie mashup where normal-looking people suddenly turn into zombies when they hear a certain sound that's broadcast everywhere at once. Curiously, no brains appear to be involved.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)

THis has been going on since April with the masks.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 11:00 AM (HrMC1)

408 Did Dwayne Johnson actually call Kamala a badass or did he mumble something about her be a mumble piece of ass?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 11:01 AM (lgiXo)

409 If he says word as a Biden I'm going to down a bottle of scotch.

That shit kills me.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2020 11:01 AM (gAMkn)

410 Beautiful painting.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (TdMsT)

411 I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he can appear lucid for 90 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

I agree. Maybe that was the purpose of yesterday's 15 minute appearance. He took what, 4 questions? And did not do well.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (dH/BH)

412 I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he can appear lucid for 90 minutes.

-
First Witch: Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.

All Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch: Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

All: Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Third Witch. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

Allouble, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch: Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

413 397

I'm old enough to remember when tax records were private and if someone released them without permission there would be criminal penalties involved.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 10:57 AM

Trump should release his college transcripts too and troll the media that they *still* haven't gotten Obama's college transcripts.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)

414 >>> 398 Biden could come out, start crying and beg Mommy to take him home and the media would still declare him the winner of the debate.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 10:57 AM (lgiXo)

Biden courageously displays vulnerability while Orangemanbad says doody!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (C5+1N)

415 402 Is there a studio audience for the debate? I haven't seen any details.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2020 10:59 AM (dfRN6)
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Yes, but limited meaning all Biden supporters.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)

416 411 I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he can appear lucid for 90 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

I agree. Maybe that was the purpose of yesterday's 15 minute appearance. He took what, 4 questions? And did not do well.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 28, 2020 11:02 AM (dH/BH)

===========

I fully expect Biden to be comprehensible for the first 15-30 minutes. It's after that when it'll get interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

417 Yummy Kippers to the tribal horde!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 11:04 AM (EGSGm)

418 Ah, so the new coordinated message is, "let's all slow down and be reasonable about this nomination."

The old "we just want two weeks so the FBI can complete an investigation. "

Oh, do fuck off, will you?

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 11:04 AM (aO8Gd)

419 Personally, I hope Trump goes scorched earth on Biden. On the violence, riots, the attacks on everyday citizens, the loss of peoples livelihoods, all the things people in suburban America loathe. Go after him on the Second Amendment- Biden's own website details a complete attack on that right with gun bans, confiscations, and other clearly unconstitutional measures.

Total offense and annihilation. Take Biden completely off his prepped gameplan. The man cannot think or respond well extemporaneously .

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 11:04 AM (VpIIl)

420 AtC heavily featured on Twitchy today.

https://bit.ly/33amCpy


The Empress *demolished* the Times and the "$750" thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 11:05 AM (ZGrMX)

421 I just had my wife -- a 40-year CPA (MTX) who can do complicated returns in her sleep -- read the unrolled version of Alex's Twitter thread. She says Alex nailed it with her analysis.

Posted by: fly at September 28, 2020 11:05 AM (vpUwx)

422 I fully expect Biden to be comprehensible for the first 15-30 minutes. It's after that when it'll get interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
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I read about the format. 90 minutes with no commercial breaks. That doesn't help Joe. Wallace will have to carry him after the first 30.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020 11:05 AM (G0vdT)

423 Texas morons...call GrAbbott at 512-463-1782 and let him have it! The guy answering the phone says they are getting a lot of calls.

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2020 11:06 AM (aUOqu)

424 404 Dave in Fla

Thanks for the insight, Dave. I just don't see NC happening, unless that Consent Decree is nullified. It screams voter fraud

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 11:06 AM (R0z7P)

425 I fully believe the idea that Biden's team has
been experimenting with drug cocktails to get him to the point where he can appear lucid for 90 minutes.

The fact that they're still taking entire days out to figure it out tells me that they...haven't figured it out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not only that, which I agree with, but the man is critically fragile (not Italian). This course of action is monumentally dangerous. Medically speaking.

But they don't care.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 11:06 AM (Rvt88)

426 When Democrats lie, they but speak their native tongue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at September 28, 2020 11:06 AM (yQpMk)

427 howardfineman
@howardfineman
#SenateDemocrats need the brains and guts of @alfranken on the #JudiciaryCommittee right now-he'd carve up Coney Barrett-but oh wait, he's not there because they railroaded him out of the Senate in the closest thing to a mob riot I've ever seen on the floor.

-
Such concise, condensed, compacted bullshit have I rarely.seen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

428 >>Alex nailed it with her anal


Cut

and

Pasted

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 11:07 AM (IB3FA)

429 I'd like Trump to turn to Joe at some point in the evening and say "I'd like to ask Joe if he has any comment on the greeling snoodles in the cromberpop. Chim frodag in the haptag glan?"

Short-circuit what's left of Joe's brain as he tries to sort that out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 11:07 AM (oVJmc)

430 When Democrats lie, they but speak their native tongue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at September 28, 2020 11:06 AM (yQpMk)

True children of their father.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 11:07 AM (lgiXo)

431 "I have the awful feeling it is going to be a disaster for Trump"

One thing to look out for, I guess, is DJT beating up too hard on Biden if Biden does pathetically. LoFos and women will sympathize with the underdog if he's getting stomped.

Me, I don't care about debates. We're electing a president, not a debater. AFAIK, debates weren't a big part of presidential campaigns until the second half of the 20th century, with only a couple notable exceptions.

Today, debates are just gotchas and gaffes, farming for soundbites. We already know where the candidates stand without the circus chin-music act.

Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (qpX6U)

432 Second Witch: Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020


*
*

How now, you secret, black and midnight Democrats? What is't you do here?

Posted by: Macbeth, 2020 at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (Ejm1K)

433 Has anyone in the MSM said anything Trump did was illegal?

Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (Bl5GC)

434
#SenateDemocrats need the brains and guts of @alfranken on the #JudiciaryCommittee right now-he'd carve up Coney Barrett-



Carve her up on what, exactly? Being Catholic?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (oVJmc)

435 434
#SenateDemocrats need the brains and guts of @alfranken on the #JudiciaryCommittee right now-he'd carve up Coney Barrett-


Carve her up on what, exactly? Being Catholic?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (oVJmc)

=========

For being a traitor to her sex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 11:09 AM (LvTSG)

436 How now, you secret, black and midnight Democrats? What is't you do here?
Posted by: Macbeth, 2020 at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (Ejm1K)

'Sup, witches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 11:09 AM (/EuRN)

437 Today, debates are just gotchas and gaffes, farming for soundbites. We already know where the candidates stand without the circus chin-music act.
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 28, 2020 11:08 AM (qpX6U)

100% agree.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (/EuRN)

438 Wait. It's 90 mins without breaks?

Biden is toast.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (gAMkn)

439 oi!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (7Fj9P)

440 434
#SenateDemocrats need the brains and guts of @alfranken on the #JudiciaryCommittee right now-he'd carve up Coney Barrett-

I don't remember Franken being a towering intellect.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (lgiXo)

441 The only thing that can beat Trump is his own mouth. I don't care how many lines of cocaine Biden does with his son before the debate.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 11:11 AM (VpIIl)

442 @alfranken on the #JudiciaryCommittee right now-he'd carve up Coney Barrett-
then wait for her to fall asleep so he can take a pic of him grabbing her boobies!

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 11:11 AM (DJFLF)

443 "Is this election fraud which I see before me, the voting lever toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee: I have thee not!"

Posted by: Macbeth, 2020 at September 28, 2020 11:11 AM (Ejm1K)

444 If he says word as a Biden I'm going to down a bottle of scotch.

That shit kills me.

Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2020 11:01 AM (gAMkn)

W/that stupid fucking grin...like the Ryan debate.

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 11:11 AM (AwYPR)

445 I don't remember Franken being a towering intellect.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (lgiXo)
------
"Juvenile dickwad", however...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at September 28, 2020 11:11 AM (Rk6Cp)

446 Tomorrow night Team Joe will outfit him with an RF-actuated shock collar so they can restrain from getting too angry, and an anal-inserted RF-actuated cattle prod to jolt him awake.

Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2020 11:12 AM (AMIL/)

447 Who in their right mind would vote for a candidate to become the president of the country because they pity him...Oh wait.

Nevermind.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 28, 2020 11:12 AM (dH/BH)

448 This is a tad shocking coming from NBC and I kept waiting for their gotcha but it didn't come...

@TrumpWarRoom

WATCH: NBC takes a "closer look" at Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett and her family.

"A friend, a neighbor, a mom, who could soon serve on the highest court in the land."

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

449 Love to get a sample of the "water" Biden will be downing during the debate.

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2020 11:12 AM (8rX4S)

450 I fully expect Biden to bring up Obama, gratuitously. Including the birth certificate.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 28, 2020 11:13 AM (VpIIl)

451 Oops...link:

https://tinyurl.com/yytzp3gc

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 11:13 AM (cF8AT)

452 433 Asshoes

Yahoo! claims PDT deducted personal expenses, which is TAX FRAUD. But, since they were actually related to his tv persona, they were deductible. Headlines for the LIV.

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2020 11:13 AM (R0z7P)

453 Trump disrespected the troops- dud.


Bob Woodward's book - dud.


Now it's back to taxes. What's the next lie they'll come up with?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Trump paid $750 to grab a Russian hooker by the Aral Sea!

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 11:13 AM (Izzlo)

454 Has anyone in the MSM said anything Trump did was illegal?
===================
Not that I've seen. What I'm curious about is the "he only paid $750.00 in '16!!!!"
Was that his after tax payment to the IRS, or does that # include his payroll withholding?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 28, 2020 11:13 AM (7Fj9P)

455 >>Who in their right mind would vote for a candidate to become the president of the country because they pity him...


Well, we did elect the whitest black guy in america with the retarded hope it would prove we aren't racist.

...twice.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 11:14 AM (1t03T)

456 Nooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 28, 2020 11:14 AM (X2Hct)

457 I'd like Trump to turn to Joe at some point in the evening and say "I'd
like to ask Joe if he has any comment on the greeling snoodles in the
cromberpop. Chim frodag in the haptag glan?"



Short-circuit what's left of Joe's brain as he tries to sort that out.


I oobin glit this gleeben broof!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)

458 438 Wait. It's 90 mins without breaks?

Biden is toast.
Posted by: MJ at September 28, 2020 11:10 AM (gAMkn)
--------

From WaPo:

Time: 9-10:30 p.m. Eastern

Moderator: Chris Wallace, anchor of "Fox News Sunday"

Details: The debate will be 90 minutes long and have no commercial breaks. There will be no opening statements, and instead Wallace will dive right in with the first question to Trump. It will be divided into six 15-minute segments that Wallace has chosen. They are: 1) The Trump and Biden records; 2) The Supreme Court; 3) Covid-19; 4) the economy; 5) race and violence in cities; 6) the integrity of the election.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2020 11:14 AM (G0vdT)

459 I think Trump will be serious and funny, as well.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 28, 2020 11:15 AM (dH/BH)

460 APE UP!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 28, 2020 11:15 AM (dfRN6)

461 You can "Pity the fool" but don't vote him President.

Posted by: Case at September 28, 2020 11:15 AM (LTMsT)

462 429 I'd like Trump to turn to Joe at some point in the evening and say "I'd like to ask Joe if he has any comment on the greeling snoodles in the cromberpop. Chim frodag in the haptag glan?"

Short-circuit what's left of Joe's brain as he tries to sort that out.

I'll repeat it. Snoodle in the murfinturd. ibzit eglay overchuck. Yes or No?

Posted by: common sense at September 28, 2020 11:15 AM (UCCfH)

463 Remember two things from 2016:
1) such a nasty woman
2) you support partial birth abortion, which is a horrible procedure

He said those to her face, for millions of undecided voters who heard it for the first time-- having been only allowed to hear how wonderful and moderate she was.

The best part about that is, the Democrats still don't know how devastating that was ...
While they all claimed she won the debates ...

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 11:16 AM (aO8Gd)

464 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 11:16 AM (Ejm1K)

465 But the intersectionals are violent enemies,who must be dealt with as such. Fortunately, there are more spoiled children among them than heroes.

Angelo Codevilla

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2020 11:17 AM (pB6Gt)

466 309 I can't watch the debate. I have the awful feeling it is going to be a disaster for Trump. I think too many on his team have bought into the "Biden is a senile gonif" meme and that, even unconsciously, Trump believes it too.

Like my rebuttals to JackStraw, I would love to be wrong, but I don't think I will be.

(with the disclaimer that I am a chronic depressive and always expect the worst in any situation, so take my words with that grain of salt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2020 10:33 AM (2JVJo)


I believe Trump will be Trump no matter what the dems have contrived. And we all know the MFM will declare Biden the winner no matter what happens.

Posted by: Justsayin' at September 28, 2020 11:17 AM (Fs5vw)

467 @311 Oh, I already take a drink whenever I hear "ad nauseum."
Because it demonstrates how shitty our educations have been.
I am ashamed of and for you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2020 11:27 AM (oRpiG)

468 OT but I just left a message with my Senator Kirsten Jellybrain (PTUI!) and told her she's a coward for boycotting the hearings but that's probably because she doesn't want the Catholics in her state to know what she thinks about abortion.

Posted by: vivi at September 28, 2020 11:34 AM (11H2y)

469 Someone forgot the Popcorn and Sodas again

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 28, 2020 06:48 PM (FLiOE)

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