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First-World Problems...Part Who The Hell Knows...
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:07 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2020 02:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:07 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Redenzo at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (E7vND)
If eight seconds was enough for Zapruder, it's enough for you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: Mike at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (kO54N)
Posted by: Infidel at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (4ZQiP)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (4EyHE)
The best.
Now everything is shopped and airbrushed and fake.
My old Canon AE 1 is still usable, but who sells 35mm film and develops it anymore?
Technology ruins everything
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (9onwx)
By the way, there is a hack out to turn one of the old Kodak Land cameras into a point and shoot thermal printer camera.
I am not sure why that is a good idea, but I am impressed.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:10 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:10 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: early quadraphonic stereo investor at September 27, 2020 02:11 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 27, 2020 02:11 PM (/gNNA)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 02:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:12 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Bob Crane, Homemade Porn Aficionado at September 27, 2020 02:13 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:13 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2020 02:13 PM (P+ukS)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 02:14 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 02:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Sous Vide is my favorite Zydeco dance band.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:14 PM (WyVLE)
Snips (or airbrushed)
My old Canon AE 1 is still usable, but who sells 35mm film and develops it anymore?
Technology ruins everything
Posted by: Nurse ratched
I use a shop here in town that does color development, I develop and print my own BW. I'm sure you have a local that does it and sells film but they are scarce now.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 27, 2020 02:14 PM (9onwx)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 27, 2020 02:15 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 27, 2020 02:15 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 27, 2020 02:15 PM (nxdel)
My ass is STILL a bit tender.
Then again, I paid over $600 for a Nakamichi CD player, an 8 bit-er with oversampling and error correction. Hey, it was a lot cheaper than my Naka cassette deck.
And if any of youse SOBs are anywhere near my lawn, gtfo.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 02:16 PM (Z4rgH)
*sigh*
I loved making shallow focus-field photos of flowers to make them pop against the background.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:16 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:17 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: CN at September 27, 2020 02:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 02:17 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 27, 2020 02:17 PM (Zm3Ne)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 27, 2020 02:13 PM (P+ukS)
The BX would turn people over to the police.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (p6QYE)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (zr5Kq)
That new brand of thick-cut bacon is cooking right now, and I'll let you all know how it turns out.
And I sauteed sweet red peppers and onions, and scrambling eggs right in the pan with them.
And black coffee from fresh roasted beans.
Yeah, I'm starting to remember what mornings are like.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (WyVLE)
Also 1st world problem: I have to wait for you Morons to produce 100 comments to go OT.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (/kh7m)
My ass is STILL a bit tender.
from just two times
c'mon, man up
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (O+AcM)
I have no idea what's on them.
I suspect it would cost a fortune to get them developed.
If I can find a place that does it, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Also 1st world problem: I have to wait for you Morons to produce 100 comments to go OT.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (/kh7m)
buy both
100 rule is for Art thread only
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 27, 2020 02:15 PM (nxdel)
Jewell, you're in CA? Next thing you know, you'll be knapping your jewelry out of hunks of flint.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 02:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Kindltot
**********
They only had that one well-known song:
Who Dat Slow Cookin' in the 'chafalaya Basin?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)
Develop from 35mm film or disposable camera
Prints on 4'x6' photo paper
Available in 7-10 days
Drop off your order at any CVS/pharmacy location
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (zr5Kq)
We're suppose to wait?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: DC at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (onMzM)
Also 1st world problem: I have to wait for you Morons to produce 100 comments to go OT.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (/kh7m)
buy both
100 rule is for Art thread only
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Normally "both" would work but in this case I'd have to win the lottery
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (/kh7m)
He loves useless items.
And it's more exciting than socks.
I think.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (M/9m0)
I owe CBD a big Thank You for the earlier Holbein 'Ambassadors' this week!
RL sometimes intercedes and overwhelms, but that is one of the portraits that cemented my love of Holbein.
Thank you again, CBD, and I hope that I can make some time to comment again on Art Threads.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (/kh7m)
Are either or both of them guns?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 27, 2020 02:22 PM (t+qrx)
Nope. Less than a hundred bucks.
But I would point out that microscopes go back to vanwhatshisname. It's old technology. We're just seeing improvements.
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 02:22 PM (XxJt1)
Trekked to some nice spots for sunrises. Did the waterfalls. Over exposed shots. Perfectly timed wildlife.
I enjoyed it for a while but the hobby just grew old. All it was for were likes on Flickr.
Once that lost its charm, so did photography.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (kTi97)
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=097vxabqBIE
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRYq)
Develop from 35mm film or disposable camera
Prints on 4'x6' photo paper
Available in 7-10 days
Drop off your order at any CVS/pharmacy location
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (/kh7m)
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THANK YOU !!!!
Wow.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (4JM5Y)
When I first started as an insurance adjuster in 1986 I was issued a Polaroid camera.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:21 PM (/kh7m)
Are either or both of them guns?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 27, 2020 02:22 PM (t+qrx)
No, but since you asked, this is my lottery gun:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:24 PM (/kh7m)
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And yet the digital wireless transceiver i use with my bass gives me bright, warm natural tone. Go figure.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 27, 2020 02:24 PM (Zm3Ne)
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 02:22 PM (XxJt1)
Loeuvenhoek or something.
I was always impressed that he invented the microscope, and the first thing he decided to look at was his sperm.
Dude!
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRYq
Ask them who will be fulfilling the presidential duties if Biden wins.
I'm curious what Biden voters could possibly be thinking.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (4JM5Y)
So I really don't want to read about how tough you all have it.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hands at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (786Ro)
Prints on 4'x6' photo paper
Available in 7-10 days
Drop off your order at any CVS/pharmacy location
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:20 PM (/kh7m)
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THANK YOU !!!!
Wow.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (M/9m0)
Or Walgreens.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (2DOZq)
What should I do with them?
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRY
Sign them up for alerts from porn sites and vacation time shares.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (kTi97)
What should I do with them?
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRYq)
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Put them someplace where they will be comfortable while you decide how to kill them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:26 PM (M/9m0)
What should I do with them?
Posted by: blaster
Put a lid on your day.
Posted by: Hands at September 27, 2020 02:27 PM (786Ro)
That would make a good country song.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 27, 2020 02:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 02:27 PM (2DOZq)
So I really don't want to read about how tough you all have it.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (TdMsT)
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Pfft. Lucky you.
I still can't decide.
I'll probably have to be medicated for anxiety.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (M/9m0)
Somewhere, packed away is a Pentax ME Super with several lenses, filters, the works.
I also have a Panasonic DMC-ZS3 Lumix digital camera (with a Leica lens) that's about a decade old. Takes pretty good pictures for general use. And lastly, a Nikon CoolPix P900 with telephoto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (3H9h1)
I ordered half n' half in the plastic bottle, but all they had was half n' half in the carton.
Da howwa
Da howwa
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (iTXRQ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:24 PM (/kh7m)
Oh! There's one of those for sale over at Huron Valley Guns.
https://stoatnet.org/hvgatling1.jpg
https://stoatnet.org/hvgatling2.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (t+qrx)
I answered "I want to take down Russian stooges."
Let's see if they bite.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:29 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Redenzo at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (E7vND)
Fotomats became espresso drive-thru's in the 90's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:29 PM (sy5kK)
I still can't decide.
I'll probably have to be medicated for anxiety.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (M/9m0)
I'm in therapy.
The stress and indecision simply were too much.
Not to mention the WAIT!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (TdMsT)
So I really don't want to read about how tough you all have it.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (TdMsT)
Oh you poor dear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (RuIsu)
I said being under the influence of Russia to undermine this country
I can't WAIT to tell them about Warner and Biden.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:23 PM (ZfRYq)
Respond. Infiltrate. Report back.
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (XxJt1)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:24 PM (/kh7m)
Oh! There's one of those for sale over at Huron Valley Guns.
https://stoatnet.org/hvgatling1.jpg
https://stoatnet.org/hvgatling2.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (t+qrx)
Oooh, I'm jealous! You get to see it "live"...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (ZCiJZ)
this is not a euphemism. (it is a family recipe)
Posted by: Kindltot
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That's pretty damn sick!!!! This is a family blog! How am I suppose to share posts with my husband or kids when sickos like you post crap like this??????///
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (UUBmN)
All for the low, low cost of my privacy.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (4JM5Y)
Even worse, the game of 'where is the X to close it' has become an adventure in camouflage.
Advertisers are first to go when I get into power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (kTi97)
Oh you poor dear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (NWiLs)
I know, right?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (ZCiJZ)
Shibumi, I've heard about that, perhaps from a link you've shared. Do we know if it's actually happening, or just in the rumor phase?
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (2DOZq)
THEY WERE DIFFERENT SHAPE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (iTXRQ)
Your tribulations can only honestly be likened to the early Christians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 27, 2020 02:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 02:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ladyl
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I had a very similar issue. I couldn't find the shoe in the color I wanted in my size anywhere.... took like an hour to finally find them. Now it won't be here until sometime next week...
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 27, 2020 02:35 PM (UUBmN)
THEY WERE DIFFERENT SHAPE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (iTXRQ)
Only therapy can help that level of trauma.
I'd feel your pain, but I'm heavily medicated, due to my own.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:35 PM (TdMsT)
Pfffft, and have Antifa and BLM run the country? No thanks
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:35 PM (OjZpE)
Your tribulations can only honestly be likened to the early Christians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 27, 2020 02:34 PM (yQpMk)
My thought exactly.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (4JM5Y)
Mic drop.
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 02:35 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Whiskey Mike at September 27, 2020 02:36 PM (D4kFO)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (9onwx)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpbco)
104 I should get started making chile with the tomatoes and hot peppers I have from garden
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (OjZpE)
It's rude to gloat.
Unless you intend on sharing with everyone?
Then it's not rude.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (kTi97)
Good news.
The bacon is great! Tender, very meaty, not too salty.
I told you I was going to report back with an answer.
Now, back to the bacon and eggs and coffee.
Please carry on.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:38 PM (sy5kK)
When I first started as an insurance adjuster in 1986 I was issued a Polaroid camera.
Posted by: Weaning is hard
We still have boxes of my FIL's 35mm slides from his world travels as a chemical engineer. The ones I've seen are mostly ok but I have no reference to where and why he took the photos so they aren't important to me. Since we could be confused with hoarders I would like to toss them along with 1\2 of our possessions. However, as usual I'm out voted by my wife 1 vote to 1.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2020 02:38 PM (qk31/)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM
Well we did our part, so let loose
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (OjZpE)
So I asked how much his son's payoff from Russians affect his worldview.
I am guessing they won't be talking to me anymore.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)
It's quite the dilemma. I'm struggling, mightily.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (3H9h1)
I'm making ham n egg n cheese quiche. Recipe calls for diced ham. So I added diced ham to my grocery order.
Goddamnit if they didn't send me CUBED HAM.
Can you even stand it? CUBED HAM.
I had to lie down with a cool compress on my forehead. Please add me to the prayer list.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:40 PM (kTi97)
And the battery is charged and its components and manufacture accomplished with 100% fairy dust!
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 02:40 PM (BRkq2)
So I asked how much his son's payoff from Russians affect his worldview.
I am guessing they won't be talking to me anymore.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)
You do know you're taking with a computer, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Mike at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (kO54N)
Panasonic Lumix ZS-100 with a Leica lens.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (xT2tT)
All for the low, low cost of my privacy.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (4JM5Y)
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Ha!
I still have an old-style flip phone.
All I use it for is calls (rarely) and texts.
I've never felt the need for more.
But I must say that a smart phone would be nice on a road trip. So much information at the touch of your fingers!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (M/9m0)
It worked, too.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (iTXRQ)
So I responded if there was nothing wrong with his son taking Russian money when he was VP, why is he banning it if he were President?
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Goddamnit if they didn't send me CUBED HAM.
Can you even stand it? CUBED HAM.
I had to lie down with a cool compress on my forehead. Please add me to the prayer list.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Absolutely inexcusable.
Wars have started over less.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (TdMsT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4qz4lgf
PDT is sexist and rayciss too!! ///
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (kTi97)
Could be. Has the intelligence of a bot.
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
Well, I tried to read it, but it's hundreds of pages, mostly of nonsense. Something about apertures and shutter speeds and RAW and other crap.
Just tell me what the buttons do and I'll be fine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (ZfRYq)
I had some fun with the Bernie campaign last spring. They didn't concede any points that I made. My last text to them was an invitation to consider all the positive things Trump had accomplished (many of them things that Berniebots claim to care about) and to vote for Trump.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Trump says he will raise taxes. No sir, only close loopholes and tax those evil rich people and businesses to pay for the trillions he will need to grow the government.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (OjZpE)
I'm making ham n egg n cheese quiche. Recipe calls for diced ham. So I added diced ham to my grocery order.
Goddamnit if they didn't send me CUBED HAM.
Can you even stand it? CUBED HAM.
I had to lie down with a cool compress on my forehead. Please add me to the prayer list.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)
You're having a tough day, DB. Hang in there!
Or just call a LID and try again tomorrow.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)
we know if it's actually happening, or just in the rumor phase?
Seems legit: https://tinyurl.com/yymccbqk
/unfortunately
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 02:44 PM (ZfRYq)
One of the things I love about digital cameras is the ability to take large numbers of photographs and immediately delete the bad ones.
The way to become a good photographer is to lots of photographs. I would guess I've taken 30,000 photos in my life.
I'm not a photography teacher but I would give two pieces of advice. First delete your bad photos. If you only show people the photos you're happy with people will think you're a good photographer.
Second remember that cameras don't share the emotions you feel when you see something.
Sorry the post was far too long for a lurker.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at September 27, 2020 02:44 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 02:10 PM (WyVLE)
It's regular sourdough that is several years old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 02:44 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:41 PM (M/9m0)
Oh, yeah, I forgot to memtion maps and navigation in my list.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:45 PM (4JM5Y)
THEY WERE DIFFERENT SHAPE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (iTXRQ)
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Shortbread shapes matter!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:45 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (4JM5Y)
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lmao
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 02:45 PM (BRkq2)
we know if it's actually happening, or just in the rumor phase?
Seems legit: https://tinyurl.com/yymccbqk
/unfortunately
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
Without even reading the content(!), I would say this isn't that far-fetched because there *already* have been a few cases where idiots have agreed to have chips implanted for other reasons.
Why would Our Betters pass up this new opportunity when it's working so well for them?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 02:46 PM (/kh7m)
the area of a clump of molecules forming a grain "site" on a given film.
Incomparable.
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (RuIsu)
You are absolutely correct. But I'm not Ansel Adams, and I simply don't need that density of information.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 02:46 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 27, 2020 02:46 PM (nxdel)
You probably should do something with it before is goes bad. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 02:46 PM (3H9h1)
I still can't decide.
I'll probably have to be medicated for anxiety.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (M/9m0)
I'm in therapy.
The stress and indecision simply were too much.
Not to mention the WAIT!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:30 PM (TdMsT)
I remember MAJOR arguments about which of the THREE channels we were going to watch.
Now, with 200 channels, plus streaming video, plus over 250 movies on DVD and Blu Ray?
I can't find anything to watch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2020 02:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 02:43 PM (ZCiJZ)
Yeah, this means it won't be voluntary. There will be some coercive element like not being allowed to engage in commerce without it. Just like some "mark" I've heard about from those crazy Christians.
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:47 PM (4JM5Y)
I was going to bring up a seriously dystopian book I read on the Book Thread . "Limbo" by Bernard Wolfe is the closest parallel to the Plandemic Era that I have seen.
Martine returns from self-imposed exile after the end of a World War to find that his cynical and satirical musings about society in his diary have been used as a blueprint for the rebuilt society.Disarmament has been taken literally with people volunteering to have one or more limbs amputated.This movement has split into two factions: one which remains helpless - paraded in baby carriages by their wives or mothers; another that replaces the missing limbs with more powerful artificial limbs.
Two terms from the book that stuck with me during the scamdemic - "Immobs" short for immobilization through amputation of legs and arms and "Volamps" short for voluntary amputees.
I look around and see the self-gagging candidates for this type of masochistic collective societal insanity "for the greater good" everywhere. Self-chipping seems pretty tame in comparison.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (3P/5p)
I know a lid as the thing that goes on a jar.
Or even what 70's weed dealers called a bag of weed.
But what, exactly does a Biden-style "lid" mean?
Low Information Dumbass?
help out a moron.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (sy5kK)
Today I am doing a "training" that is part of a larger training, and this particular section has essentially no connection to how I function. The ideas are not new, they're not relevant to my work, and it contains a lot of jargon that is not useful, unless you're going to use this technique. Which I'm not.
So the experience of doing this "training" is in some ways, counterproductive, in that I HAVE to do it, like a college course that is required, but you have no use for. It takes time away from things that ARE useful, and it clutters the brain with things that are not.
And worst of all, this broad kinda looks like and very much sounds like Sandy Cortez. Bleh.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (hku12)
Guns and death for the rest of it.
That article seems like made up scare site click bait.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: Redenzo at September 27, 2020 02:08 PM (E7vND)
Last time I went to 1-Hour Film Development was in an in-store one in 2001. After one hour... not ready
After two hours... not ready
After three hours... not ready
Pointed at the sign and asked"WTF"... store manager called...
It was explained, "That is just the name of it".
Now let me tell y'all about that "Half-Pound" Taco Bell Burrito...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (/Dgcm)
Not sure why Azerbaijan would start something up. Don't think they're likely to do very well. But have lost track of things there, not really up on current sitrep.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
Well, I tried to read it, but it's hundreds of pages, mostly of nonsense. Something about apertures and shutter speeds and RAW and other crap.
Just tell me what the buttons do and I'll be fine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (xT2tT)
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*fistbump*
I think I managed to set the resolution on the new camcorder this week!
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 02:45 PM (4JM5Y)
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Not to mention ---
"I wonder if this little burg has a pizza place."
Or, "Where is the nearest Walmart/drug store/etc?"
Doing a road trip with my smart-phoned daughter was an eye-opener in that regard!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:49 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 27, 2020 02:49 PM (30ckL)
Now, with 200 channels, plus streaming video, plus over 250 movies on DVD and Blu Ray?
I can't find anything to watch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2020 02:47 PM (NgKpN)
Related or unrelated, I've heard people praising the latest Rambo movie, and others who have said it's terrible.
It's on Prime right now, so I had time yesterday evening...
Yeah, those who say it's terrible, they're right.
Granted, there are douchebags out there complaining because the bad guys are Mexicans, but that's beside the point. It's a shitty movie, with a shitty plot, that is not rescued by 10 minutes of Rambo kicking arse at the end.
Garbage. Not worth the time, even for "free."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 02:51 PM (hku12)
Guns and death for the rest of it.
That article seems like made up scare site click bait.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:48 PM (kTi97)
Easy - require BUSINESS to do it.
Every hospital will be required to chip all newborns.
Done. In just a generation or two.
Illegal aliens, as always, are exempt.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 02:51 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 27, 2020 02:52 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Hands at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (786Ro)
Ummmmmmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2020 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
NK leader claims Turkish F-16s involved.
If true, sort of a "s**t is getting real" situation.
Dirtbag Syrian armed elements of some kind (using "technicals") reportedly in Azerbaijan, and there's video of it.
Lovely!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 02:53 PM (OTzUX)
Sure they may be able to wring a little more density out of them but with higher density comes greater risk.
You may be able to still access Stephen Den Bestes USS Clueless archives, he explicated on this subject, which is the scaling problem with battery and reuseables.
The probably 15 years old at this point.
Very much worth a read.
Miss Den Beste greatly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2020 02:54 PM (KQ7QA)
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 02:54 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at September 27, 2020 02:55 PM (9vnup)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 02:55 PM (WEBkv)
Well, since it's CBD, I'm going with Sour Dough Starter.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 02:55 PM (WEBkv)
You start with the sponge.... then after decades it become sour.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 02:56 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at September 27, 2020 02:55 PM (9vnup)
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Yeah, and the advent of web cams has made porn so much more professional.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (WEBkv)
I have a friend who claims that there is an aspect of light that digital cannot capture, but film can. We have not had the opportunity for him to show me what he means, so I haven't verified his claim yet.
Posted by: Emmie
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Not only light but color. Digital has improved, but it doesnt reproduce what we see as film does.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (G51Gf)
These guys and DARPA don't seem to think so.
https://profusa.com/profusa-and-partners-announce/
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (3P/5p)
Sounds like "...in ALL ways," and that would be absolutely typical, in my experience. You forgot to add: the person doing the training could be fired, and that money saved divvied out to everyone presently losing their weekend.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 27, 2020 02:52 PM (Vxu+H)
I bought a small pumpkin at Kroger yesterday, on a whim. I can't eat the crust, so I figured I'd just scoop out the filling and eat it.
The pie was just awful and completely inedible. The spices and texture were all wrong.
The fact that is wasn't refrigerated should have warned me it wasn't real custard.
Don't ever buy a grocery store pumpkin pie!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 27, 2020 02:52 PM (Vxu+H)
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Yeah, what matters is you didn't have to make the pie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (WEBkv)
Armenia's never let their close ties to Moscow weaken, post-Soviet era. Basis composed of several parts. Christian/Orthodox (really). Armenia by far most advanced/organized/capable of the small former Soviet republics in the area. Shared lack of love with Turkey (putting it mildly).
Turkey - well, their sympathies are obvious (Azerbaijan is basically a Turkish ethnic and linguistic territory, simplifying).
Iran - in this case, bizarrely, not necessarily an arsonist or vandal. For their own reasons (rivalry with Turkey), have been quietly friendly with Armenia, which has also facilitated some of Iran's dealings with Moscow.
But Turkish F-16s, ooh, that would be exciting.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hands at September 27, 2020 02:25 PM (786Ro)
Ummmmmmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2020 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
I have this thing, where if I have a few bucks or even a few 20s in my pocket, that can be more valuable to have, than a few hundred bucks in the bank. Or wherever.
Seriously, I don't view money as a straight line, where one dollar equals one dollar which equals one dollar, everywhere and anywhere.
In other words, a dollar in the pocket is MUCH more valuable than a thousand dollars, when one is dying of thirst, and there's a vending machine selling water for a dollar... and the machine doesn't take thousand dollar bills.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 02:52 PM (oAOpw)
https://tinyurl.com/u3rjrnd
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I seen you 'round for a long, long time, yeah
I remembered you when you drink my wine
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I've seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I pay my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
The color of your skin don't matter to me, ow
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I'd kinda like to be the President, yeah
So I can show you how your money's spent,ooh
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Sometimes I don't speak bright, alright
But yet I know what I'm talking about
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I know you're working for the C.I.A.
They wouldn't have you in the mafia
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (sy5kK)
http://bitly.ws/9RzN
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (sWM8x)
Store bought apple pie is not as good as homemade apple pie but it's still apple pie. And that is what really matters here kids.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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NO NO a thoussand times no! Life is too short to eat store-bought approximations of things as luscious as pie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 02:16 PM (Z4rgH)
You bought a couple of GREAT Nakamichi pieces of gear, there.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 03:00 PM (HCeRP)
Sure it was juvenile, but I chuckled.
Posted by: Lurking Guy at September 27, 2020 03:01 PM (Rs1MW)
Oops.
Is quoting songs ok on the daytime threads? It's pretty much standard protocol on the ONT. I forgot to ask if it is ok here.
Oh, well, better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 03:02 PM (p6QYE)
Sounds like "...in ALL ways," and that would be absolutely typical, in my experience. You forgot to add: the person doing the training could be fired, and that money saved divvied out to everyone presently losing their weekend.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (BRkq2)
That's not exactly this situation. This isn't a mandatory training, I'm paying for it, and the overall course is VERY useful. It's just this part... is of no use to me. It might be useful for others though.
And the only reason I'm doing it today is because I've been procrastinating.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:02 PM (hku12)
Sure it was juvenile, but I chuckled.
Posted by: Lurking Guy at September 27, 2020 03:01 PM (Rs1MW)
That is excellent!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 27, 2020 03:03 PM (Vxu+H)
she posted a pic from its seller of one of her cat's parents - not sure if dam or sire - and this cat is really different!
It is also white but has dark gray / black markings on its back that look like a Maori face tattoo design
Any idea what kind of cat that might be? In the photo it seems to be leashed too, so I'm guessing it likes to escape
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (nUhF0)
NO NO a thoussand times no! Life is too short to eat store-bought approximations of things as luscious as pie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (G51Gf)
Obviously you haven't tasted my failures that I tried to pass off as pie crust.
Good pie makers know how valuable they are. Because, they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (Rvt88)
https://tinyurl.com/y3cmx7l7
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (G51Gf)
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There's a local apple orchard that sells apple pies in a couple of supermarkets. Kinda pricy at $18 a pop but damn good. Best of both worlds.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (Bl5GC)
http://bitly.ws/9RzN
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 27, 2020 02:59 PM (sWM8x)
Two months is the new two weeks.
#TwoMonths !11!1!!!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (/Dgcm)
If I can find a place that does it, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)
I believe Clark's is still in business and they were very reasonable. And you got double prints.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 27, 2020 03:05 PM (R5lpX)
https://profusa.com/profusa-and-partners-announce/
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 27, 2020 02:57 PM (3P/5p)
Everything on the internet is true, so I've been told.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:05 PM (kTi97)
As for businesses.... I talked to a business owner, and he doesn't think it's legal to force someone to get vaccinated or chipped.
Also... the whole "change shortage" is a plan to get everyone on credit cards so they can monitor your purchases.
/if you don't get a chip, your credit cards don't work...
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:06 PM (kTi97)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:05 PM (kTi97)
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I read that on the internet.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:06 PM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 03:06 PM (p6QYE)
Is quoting songs ok on the daytime threads? It's pretty much standard protocol on the ONT. I forgot to ask if it is ok here.
Oh, well, better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:01 PM (sy5kK)
I post links to songs sometimes. Good songs. Not shitty songs that most people like.
I don't know if anyone ever follows the links, but I don't think anyone is going to say not to, unless it's one of those threads where the person who posts insists everyone stay on topic. Which aren't that many.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture
Posted by: Andre 3000 at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Now you're talking !
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Tesla got 'em all. And they ain't sharing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (/MSTE)
I want a battery that lasts forever!
Now you're talking !
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Now you are talking!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (kTi97)
Same for the National Endowment for the Arts.
Planned Parenthood shouldn't be supported by tax dollars.
Taxes also drove businesses to off shore a lot of manufacturing, because the business environment became non competitive.
But, we all know you're all for more taxes, because you won't be affected by tax rates going up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:08 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
The only way for that to work would be for your personal ID chip to be shared with the credit card company. And for you to be chipped.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 03:08 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 03:06 PM (p6QYE)
Apple and cranberry crisp (winter crisp) with streusel topping.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 02:13 PM (OjZpE)
Ranch dressing, spoiling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:08 PM (/MSTE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (MVjcR)
Any of you see that Netflix movie The Social Dilemma? It's about how Twatter, CuckBook and the rest of them manipulate you. And people are treating it like some great reveal that was hidden from the masses before. Like wow, I had no idea this was happening.
No shit they manipulate you. WTF did you think they did? Make the world a better place? I swear people are so fucking retarded.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:04 PM (nUhF0)
I'm probably wrong, but just sorta see most cats as generic cats. There are the few specialized cats, the ones with flat faces, the ones that are excessively fluffy, or Siamese cats, or the ones that have some wild in them.
But otherwise, yeah, cats are cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
Now you're talking !
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Now you are talking!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (ufFY
Now you are talking!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (MVjcR)
Well I'm rather out of practice, but I'm happy to participate in a bake-off!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (TdMsT)
shared with the credit card company. And for you to be chipped.
https://tinyurl.com/ybantxv8
Gavi, Gates and Mastercard in Africa. Without a chip; this is the precursor.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (OjZpE
True. But I'm a divorced man who knows not the wizardry called baking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (kTi97)
There is no way I can do that today with my family. And not that I would want to, with todays clowns in major-league sports behaving the way they are.
And yes; - one year a little later in the 70s we got a 19 inch Trinitron for the *sewing room.*
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (qPMuh)
That's what we're here for!
Posted by: Pronhub at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (MVjcR)
Well I'm rather out of practice, but I'm happy to participate in a bake-off!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (TdMsT)
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bluebell and Ladyl make equally best pies!
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MVjcR)
Has any normal person ever considered that a problem? It's a bonus, in my opinion. A convenience. Sometimes I'm in line and I think a little snack would be nice. Or, maybe I specifically go in to grab a snack, and it's right there. I don't have to go looking around for it.
Just another way for leftists to take away our freedom and try to control us in our every waking moment.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (oAOpw)
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Trump is kind of dick whose whose policies I very much like. Elon Musk is a really smart guy who figured out how to get billions of tax dollars to fund a dubious company.
How's that for truths?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Bl5GC)
So glad to hear that!
You wouldn't believe all the wasteful mandatory pc training I have been subjected to by grifter friends of the grifters on staff!
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (TdMsT)
this one is in response to some tranny cuckoo attacking ACB on how to be a woman
@eScarry
Sometimes see trans woman Charlotte show up on my timeline and wonder how embarrassed her parents are of her. On a scale of 1 to "please don't dead name me" I imagine it's up there.
https://twitter.com/eScarry/status/
1310295236585893894
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:13 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpbco)
It's designed for that specific battery in that camera line, so I am not sure it will be of much help!
but... https://tinyurl.com/y56zuwa3
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2020 03:13 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MVjcR
Nice save
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:13 PM (kTi97)
People who ridicule the Green New Deal as unviable don't know the entire plan.
There will be Energy Camps where deplorables can redeem themselves by driving bicycle powered generators, and when their labors are complete, contribute to large batteries powered by decomposing Republicans.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (zL3rq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (nUhF0)
Curling stones are made of granite only from Scotland or Wales. Who
says TV is a boob tube. Look at the useful info that you can derive
from it.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 02:33 PM (2DOZq)
I want an uncut/polished chunk of that stone for my rock collection.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MVjcR
Nice save
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:13 PM (kTi97)
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Not necessarily, because I believe bluebell and weasel are in the same neck of the woods.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MVjcR
Nice save
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:13 PM (kTi97)
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Yeah, thanks. I could see that going sideways fast!
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (MVjcR)
I have no idea what's on them.
I suspect it would cost a fortune to get them developed.
If I can find a place that does it, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)
Check Wally World. They still have in-store photo labs. Prices start at 9 cents a print.
Are you sure the films you have are exposed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (/MSTE)
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This is retarded even for libs. The individual chocolate bar at the checkout-line costs $2. Or you can buy a 6 pack of the same chocolate bar for $5 in aisle 23 of the supermarket.
What will happen is people will buy more chocolate bars because it's cheaper to buy in bulk.
Libs never think things through even for a second.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (TdMsT)
Can you make pudding? Like from scratch?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (kTi97)
So glad to hear that!
You wouldn't believe all the wasteful mandatory pc training I have been subjected to by grifter friends of the grifters on staff!
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (BRkq2)
The mandatory training I have to do AT work is fairly manageable, and even some of that is at times useful.
The best part of being at this stage in things is being able to mostly pick and choose. Even the few things that are mandatory for license renewal, there's a lot of leeway in picking within the basic categories, like suicide prevention and ethics.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (MVjcR)
My specialties:
Apple pie with lattice top
Fresh peach,
Fresh strawberry,
And PERFECT pumpkin pie.
I also do a great Texas sheet cake. I'd make it for Texas, but no way to get it there.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (TdMsT)
Same here.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:16 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:17 PM (MVjcR)
As a kid growing up in WA state long ago, there were 3 kinds of apples:
Delicious
Winesap
some goofy little apples from a neighbor's tree.
Delicious were for eating, Winesaps were for pie making, and the goofy little apples from a neighbor's tree usually sat in a bag for about a week, then tossed.
These days? You need a spreadsheet to remember them all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 03:03 PM (oAOpw)
Old cars or new? Introducing the Ace of Spades Garage....
Posted by: Cat Dad, the fag at September 27, 2020 03:18 PM (0jfkF)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:18 PM (MVjcR)
Sorry to br pedantic, but at 30 frames per second you're not "taking some time lapse images", you are straight-up SHOOTING VIDEO.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 27, 2020 03:18 PM (Ddt4t)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 03:16 PM (oAOpw)
A lot of barbecue is sweets, IMO.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:18 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (kTi97)
Most definitely!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (TdMsT)
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I seen you 'round for a long, long time, yeah
I remembered you when you drink my wine
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I've seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I pay my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
The color of your skin don't matter to me, ow
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I'd kinda like to be the President, yeah
So I can show you how your money's spent,ooh
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Sometimes I don't speak bright, alright
But yet I know what I'm talking about
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I know you're working for the C.I.A.
They wouldn't have you in the mafia
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
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That was a more innocent time. Apparently also a more simple minded time if the lyrics are anything to judge by.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (Bl5GC)
Can you even stand it? CUBED HAM.
I had to lie down with a cool compress on my forehead. Please add me to the prayer list.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 02:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Easy fix! Get a Sharpie and add dots....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (0jfkF)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:09 PM (MVjcR)
Well I'm rather out of practice, but I'm happy to participate in a bake-off!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (TdMsT)
I want to be a tasting judge!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Having to take 'suicide prevention' at work says a lot about the employer. Same can be said with 'ethics'.
Going out on a limb - after the Bubba Blue Dress Incident and Tailhook you had to be lectured on sexual harassment lest YOUR imaginary antics be blamed on pure and innocent 'management', right?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Cosda at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (mTCIP)
That is all
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (OjZpE)
There is no way I can do that today with my family. And not that I would want to, with todays clowns in major-league sports behaving the way they are.
And yes; - one year a little later in the 70s we got a 19 inch Trinitron for the *sewing room.*
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at
Dave McNally was a hometown kid. I remember us kids sneaking in transistor radios with ear pieces into class to listen to the world series. Teachers pretty much ignored us because they wanted game updates.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (qk31/)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Andre 3000 at September 27, 2020 03:07 PM (BgMrQ)
It's the Swinger, the Polaroid Swinger.
It's more than a camera, it's almost alive,
it's only nineteen dollars and ninety five!
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (kTi97)
Most definitely!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (TdMsT)
I tend to see people who can turn stuff they throw in a pot, into gravy or pudding or sauce, as performing some form of magical alchemy.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (M/MYP)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)
A Walgreen's here does.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (BRkq2)
I bought a small pumpkin at Kroger yesterday, on a whim. I can't eat the crust, so I figured I'd just scoop out the filling and eat it.
The pie was just awful and completely inedible. The spices and texture were all wrong.
The fact that is wasn't refrigerated should have warned me it wasn't real custard.
Don't ever buy a grocery store pumpkin pie!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (TdMsT)
I made that mistake early this year.
It actually LOOKED like pie. They tricked me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (sy5kK)
Somewhere, packed away is a Pentax ME Super with several lenses, filters, the works.
I also have a Panasonic DMC-ZS3 Lumix digital camera (with a Leica lens) that's about a decade old. Takes pretty good pictures for general use. And lastly, a Nikon CoolPix P900 with telephoto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 02:28 PM (3H9h1)
I have an old Minolta, bought new circa 1982, that is a manual-only 35, with a match-needle metering system, powered by a 1.34 volt mercury battery. And the Safety Nazis have made mercury batteries unavailable. A battery of any other voltage would cause the meter to indicate wrong. They used mercury batteries because their discharge curve was a plateau at 1.34 volts until the bitter end, at which point it nosedived. So you didn't worry about slow degradation of accuracy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (/MSTE)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (MVjcR)
I tend to see people who can turn stuff they throw in a pot, into gravy or pudding or sauce, as performing some form of magical alchemy.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
And gravy is my Best Thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (TdMsT)
This dude was fvckin up a couple of threads last night under another nick...
Flush him por favor!
Posted by: Andre 3000 at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (oAOpw)
Concur.
Parents should just pay the skool their rugrats go to on a monthly basis like they do their cell phones, cable TV and drug dealer.
Leave me out of it.
Government skools are just another swindle.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:23 PM (OjZpE)
True. But I'm a divorced man who knows not the wizardry called baking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 03:11 PM (kTi97)
AlaBAMA, there has to be a small restaurant near you that has good pie. There has to. It's worth the effort.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:23 PM (sy5kK)
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Get thee behind the checkout lanes, Satan!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 27, 2020 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:23 PM (sy5kK)
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Mickey D's hot apple pie for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 02:31 PM (kTi97)
Gonna need moar helicopters...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (/MSTE)
Store bought, or home made.
Posted by: MarkY at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (Nnuaj)
https://tinyurl.com/y3los97c
Seems to be a local story -- haven't seen anything else about the appearance yet.
Posted by: gdgm+ at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (ExnWy)
Trump is kind of dick whose whose policies I very much like. Elon Musk is a really smart guy who figured out how to get billions of tax dollars to fund a dubious company.
How's that for truths?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Bl5GC)
Ok, you can have some pie.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: P. Simon at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)
following me room to room
napping beside the couch when I napped
I think he knows I don't feel great
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (nUhF0)
So what you're saying is your photography is like my kebab cooking- laziness.
Fair trade, I guess.
Posted by: Fringe at September 27, 2020 03:25 PM (vx54i)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Having to take 'suicide prevention' at work says a lot about the employer. Same can be said with 'ethics'.
Going out on a limb - after the Bubba Blue Dress Incident and Tailhook you had to be lectured on sexual harassment lest YOUR imaginary antics be blamed on pure and innocent 'management', right?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 03:19 PM (/Dgcm)
No, if you work in some fields, you are actually DOING suicide prevention... or some variant thereof, as a matter of routine. As for ethics, this is just how the license process works. You have to know where your ethical lines are, and sometimes it's not always obvious. And it can change. So if you are operating outside the ethical bounds, you can be sued, lose your job, lose your license, and even be criminally prosecuted.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:26 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: R8 at September 27, 2020 03:20 PM (oAOpw)
Sounds like a good idea. Would Ace be willing to dress in a Canadian tuxedo?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2020 03:26 PM (0jfkF)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:21 PM (hku12)
And gravy is my Best Thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (TdMsT)
You are a higher order of being. To be approached with fear and wonder.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)
That's right, just tease the cats. You COULD have given us the link right there in the thread so that WE could take a look at this Most Marvelous Of inventions, but DID YOU? Noooooooo. WE don't GET the link. That's not very - umm - "user-friendly," you know . . . and some of us really wouldn't mind waiting a whole day for delivery. Patients [sic] is a virtue . . .
Posted by: Dr_No at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:24 PM (nUhF0)
What's wrong, vmom?
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (TdMsT)
Pop was a pie fan.
Posted by: MarkY at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (Nnuaj)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (2DOZq)
But otherwise, yeah, cats are cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
if you saw this one you would think someone stenciled on its back
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (nUhF0)
You are a higher order of being. To be approached with fear and wonder.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)
My mom taught me very young.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:30 PM (TdMsT)
Easier than I thought, too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 03:30 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (oaWXk)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
That's where he met Corn Pop
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (dR6lV)
I really, really, really hope he has a bad day on Tuesday, showing the world what pathetic shape he is in.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (2DOZq)
You can do better. Really.
But everyone has their own pie pallet. I won't judge.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (sy5kK)
That was . . . beautiful, man.
A tale of modern perseverance in the face of almost incomprehensible obstacles . . .
Such bravery . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (RIKJa)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (TdMsT)
bad headache today
and I still can't seem to shake off the lowgrade fever in the evenings
it's tiring
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX
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"He must be hiding something because we can't find anything. Therefore, he must prove he's not hiding anything."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (WEBkv)
But otherwise, yeah, cats are cats.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
if you saw this one you would think someone stenciled on its back
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (nUhF0)
Coats are weird on cats. I know there are certain patterns for some of those specialized breeds, which it sounds like this one is, but otherwise it's kind of funny to see a litter of cats, where one is mostly black, one is mostly white, one is black AND white, and one is mostly orange.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (hku12)
Easier than I thought, too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 03:30 PM (M/9m0)
You can also transfer your 8mm or Video tapes to an up graded medium. I've transferred mine to DVD.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 03:22 PM (MVjcR)
I admit, Bluebell would beat me soundly!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT)
Technology ruins everything
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 27, 2020 02:09 PM (U2p+3)
I have an AE1, and occasionally use it. There's a place here in town that sells 35mm film, and develops it.
I showed it to my granddaughter, and she shot a roll of film with it, but wasn't really impressed with the antiquated technology.
I miss Kodachrome.
Posted by: a.moron at September 27, 2020 03:33 PM (bjCNA)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)
My mom taught me very young.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:30 PM (TdMsT)
You are descended from higher orders of beings!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:33 PM (hku12)
Pop was a pie fan.
Posted by: MarkY at September 27, 2020 03:29 PM (Nnuaj)
Your Pop was a wise man.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX
Additionally, his tax filings are structured based on his business dealings, not those of a congresscritter.
Big difference in the two filings!
Posted by: Andre 3000 at September 27, 2020 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)
bad headache today
and I still can't seem to shake off the lowgrade fever in the evenings
it's tiring
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (nUhF0)
I hope you feel better fast.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 03:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 03:34 PM (Rvt88)
Now the damned thing works.
Repaired the other four dash cameras the same way. Ugly, but it works and i didnt spend more tha $24 to repair all five of them.
Going to need to get another two for Junior-ett's car, when she gets a car, after she turns 17 in March.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: browndog at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (BgMrQ)
I bought a small pumpkin at Kroger yesterday, on a whim. I can't eat the crust, so I figured I'd just scoop out the filling and eat it.
The pie was just awful and completely inedible. The spices and texture were all wrong.
The fact that is wasn't refrigerated should have warned me it wasn't real custard.
Don't ever buy a grocery store pumpkin pie!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 02:58 PM (TdMsT)
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Have you ever tried that thing where you cut an opening in the top (like for a jack-o-lantern) of a small pumpkin, scoop out the seeds, and then fill the pumpkin 2/3-ish way with soup makings, put the top back on, and then bake your soup in the oven? You can scrape pieces of pumpkin flesh into the scoop with your ladle when you serve it. Just don't puncture the pumpkin when you scrape or you just made a soup fountain!
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (OjZpE)
Left. They can't believe he's clean. Beyond their blind hatred, they
cannot psychologically grasp the idea of a non-corrupt public figure.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX
They hate him for not being as corrupt, as racist, as anti-Semitic, as stupid and as tiny--handed as their caricature of him is.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (dR6lV)
I admit, Bluebell would beat me soundly!
Posted by: Ladyl
Catfight!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 03:34 PM (Rvt8
Bring out the pillows and lingerie.
Keep the jello pit on standby.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 27, 2020 03:36 PM (ufFY8)
That was a more innocent time. Apparently also a more simple minded time if the lyrics are anything to judge by.
--
Well, that's because all the songs were about rape
Now we're more sophisticated-- the same crowd horrified that Trump said "pussy" dance to the #1 song called "Wet Ass Pussy" and cheer that their preferred candidate for president was interviewed by that "artist."
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 27, 2020 03:36 PM (aO8Gd)
It's like with guitar and bass: the person has more influence on the result than the equipment. I've taken awful photos on film and amazing ones on my iPhone. As Northernlurker said up thread, practice is key, and it's much cheaper with digital.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 27, 2020 03:36 PM (6XLoz)
Any my photos show it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 03:36 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2020 03:37 PM (woUN+)
To this day the only pie I eat is pizza pie.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:37 PM (dR6lV)
If I can find a place that does it, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 02:18 PM (M/9m0)
I like cats...scattered, covered, smothered and chunked.
Bumper sticker my wife used to have on her pickup truck.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 27, 2020 03:38 PM (R5lpX)
To this day the only pie I eat is pizza pie.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:37 PM (dR6lV
How about Boston Cream Pie?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 03:32 PM (2DOZq)
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Hey, let's not get too fancy for Margarita!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 03:38 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:38 PM (hbiWb)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (dR6lV)
And as they themselves are.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:39 PM (BRkq2)
To this day the only pie I eat is pizza pie.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:37 PM (dR6lV)
cant touch this
Posted by: MC at September 27, 2020 03:39 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 03:39 PM (RuIsu)
They hate him for not being as corrupt, as racist, as anti-Semitic, as stupid and as tiny-handed as their caricature of him is.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 03:35 PM (dR6lV)
And as they themselves are.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:39 PM (BRkq2)
Projection ain't just a machine in a theater!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:41 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX
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I've been watching from afar that NY state (?) Commie AG, who is hounding the Trump family with subpoenas about getting their tax returns.
Eric was forced by a NY Democrat judge (yeah, yeah, stick it John Roberts - there ARE Democrat judges everywhere) to give up campaigning for his Dad and sit for a legal proceeding. A few weeks before the election.
Because they think there could be something to use against PDT before Nov 3. Not that there is, but could be.
Democrat AG, Democrat judge, either way, that spells corruption.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 03:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Navin Johnson Biden: I was born a poor black child.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 27, 2020 03:41 PM (r+oS7)
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 03:42 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:14 PM (ufFY
Speaking as a geologist, I'm sure that granite could be found in thousand places in this world that would be suitable for making curling stones. But why would you bother? It's a very small market, and the existing suppliers have is sewn up.
And, as an aside, a lot of the rock peddled as "granite" for countertops is not true granite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (hbiWb)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 02:29 PM (sy5kK)
Bikini Baristas for the win.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: navybrat waits and watches at September 27, 2020 03:44 PM (w7KSn)
I showed it to my granddaughter, and she shot a roll of film with it, but wasn't really impressed with the antiquated technology.
My son has recently taken an interest in film photography so I've "loaned" him my A-1 and FD lenses. I'll likely never get them back and that's fine. He's already done some pretty good work with it. But then even as a kid playing with the cheapo digital, he always had a good eye. I gather that film has some kind of hipster cache now, like vinyl records. Next year they'll probably all want phones with cords and dials.
I miss Kodachrome.
Yeah, me too but you gotta admit that ISO 25 could be pretty painful sometimes.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 27, 2020 03:44 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Please tell me it's unethical to prevent suicide by Liberals. Lie to me, if you must.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:45 PM (hbiWb)
true!
I found out a couple of yea ago that on dogs too
like poodles for example
as ypu might expect, they can carry either a dominant black or recessive cream gene pair oe a mix
then they might also have a fading/silvering gene so even if they had a pair of black genes they'd still fade to gray (aka blue)
then some of them have a merle gene where they have markings like a tuxedo poodle
and that's just within one breed of dog
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:45 PM (nUhF0)
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Chipped humans = Mark of the Beast
Posted by: navybrat waits and watches at September 27, 2020 03:44 PM
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Are they on toast?
Posted by: That HQ Cannibal Guy at September 27, 2020 03:45 PM (SchQD)
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This appears to be the tact they are going to try and take. They need to peel off Trump voters from 2016 to have any change of winning, especially since Trump has dug into their base.
They are trying to scare seniors about COVID and convince them that Biden is the one who will save them from the pandemic.
Some of the polls we've seen in Florida reflect this strategy, saying that Trump has lost support in the 65+ demographic while gaining with hispanics.
For the record, I don't believe those polls. But that is what they seem to be trying to sell. Possibly the polls are push polls, and worded in such a way to elicit responses from the 65+ respondents.
I heard a Biden commercial on our local talk radio during Rush's show and it was all about COVID.
They better hope that Trump doesn't announce a vaccine next month, cause that will really mess up their narrative.
Personally, I think it is a very weak strategy, but to be fair, it is literally all they've got.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 03:46 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:46 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 03:42 PM (XxJt1)
I know this wasn't intentional, because you've been using this name for years, but seeing a message like that signed by "Creeper" just sort of made me laugh.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:46 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 03:47 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (hbiWb)
Just as a thing.
An embryonic, 'official' curling stone.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:46 PM (H3MF
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Me too!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 27, 2020 03:49 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:49 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (hbiWb)
granite sucks
statuary carrara is the way to go
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (O+AcM)
I have one of the first Lumix cameras, a DMC-TC5 with a Leica lens (10X optical zoom) I bought in the 2001 and it is a fantastic camera.
I highly recommend the Lumix cameras.
Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (Cfk8j)
Is this week the week?
I see people already spiking the football over Durham, and I have no idea why,
Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Or maybe Kim Darby was creeping on him.
I didn't realize that episode (and a few others) were banned in the UK for decades.
At least according to the internet, so that must be true.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 03:52 PM (XxJt1)
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If it doesn't come from the Firth of Clyde, it's just sparkling rock.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 27, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 03:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:53 PM (nUhF0)
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My gut tells me that Powell is going to release more FBI texts, not a Durham report.
If the Durham report/indictments are going to happen, then first week of October would have the maximum political impact. 2nd week would interfere with the Barrett hearings and after that we are well into early voting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 03:54 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 03:47 PM (5p7BC)
Oh, that's guaranteed. What else CAN he talk about?
Trump can turn this back on him: "Does Hunter have Covid? What with all the time he spent in China?" just to watch him splutter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2020 03:54 PM (woUN+)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Please tell me it's unethical to prevent suicide by Liberals. Lie to me, if you must.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:45 PM (hbiWb)
Honestly, I think it's rather obvious that suicide is NOT always the worst outcome. And sometimes if you're just "preventing" it, you're just postponing it.
My opinion is, it's highly unethical for me or anyone else to decide I know better than the individual whether their life is worth living or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (O+AcM)
The first time we ever drove past Carrara It looked like snow at the top of those mountains! In June.
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 03:55 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:55 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 03:55 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:45 PM (hbiWb)
Liberal Suicide Hotline. How can I assist you?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:56 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 03:57 PM (H3MF8)
statuary carrara is the way to go
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 03:51 PM (O+AcM)
IMHO, melamine laminate is pretty hard to beat for kitchen countertops. Lasts many decades, and costs very little. Rock, of any kind, is a bad choice. It's extremely heavy, so the supporting structure has to be extra strong (even the floors!), and it's so hard that you're going to break a lot of glassware dropping it an inch or two onto the counter.
If you want something cool, go with sheet zinc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:58 PM (hbiWb)
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I didn't say it was a good strategy, just that it looks like their only strategy.
And to be fair, it is the kind of thing that a bunch of 2nd rate political millennials would think is viable. Their knowledge of history is scant at best.
Remember, that Biden is struggling just to be able to stand in front of a teleprompter and pretend to be answering questions. His campaign is just running doing things without any direction from the candidate.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 03:58 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry
Something in a cyanide?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 27, 2020 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
if you're fighting off a cold, just lick the counter
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2020 03:59 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:56 PM (nUhF0)
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I am worried about Gaia. And also I hate myself because I am wh... whi... I can't say it. What should I do?
Posted by: I got an A in critical theory with no reading, just repeating pop culture stuff at September 27, 2020 04:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (iTXRQ)
And, as an aside, a lot of the rock peddled as "granite" for countertops is not true granite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 03:43 PM (hbiWb)
I'm not a geologist but it's supposed to be made from three varieties of very rare quartz free granite with very low moisture content that allows for the freezing conditions it's exposed to.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (2DOZq)
Durham will do indictments, or nothing.
Between now and November 3rd, it's gonna be nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (q3gwH)
I'm hoping Trump has a strategy to deal with it, since Ryan just sat their and let him get away with it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (5p7BC)
My problem today. Do I stand by my principles and continue my ban on the BLM-loving nfl, or bend a bit and take up my neighbor's offer to join him in his man cave garage with free beer?I
Ok. I know what I'm going to do, I just need to rationalize it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:56 PM (nUhF0)
You shit my pants!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (p6QYE)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 27, 2020 04:02 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
How does it compare in price?
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 04:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: runner at September 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
The president of said college has come out and said that he was never a student, but he gave the commencement address in 2016 and 2018 .
Apparently Joe thinks that he was the valedictorian giving a speech to the class.....
Posted by: Jen the original at September 27, 2020 04:03 PM (6z90A)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 04:04 PM (RuIsu)
Between now and November 3rd, it's gonna be nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (q3gwH)
Keerect. It's indict or shut up.
Unless you are James Comey baiing out Hillary or Robert ("I got nuthin") Mueller writing a 400 page report to smear the President
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 04:05 PM (HCeRP)
it should not be covid because you will be plastered after 20 minutes
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2020 04:05 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 04:06 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 04:06 PM (dNzKv)
What should I do with them
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Aerosolized rabies springs to mind.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 27, 2020 04:06 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 04:01 PM (2DOZq)
See? If it's quartz-free, it's not granite. Granite, by definition must contain between 20 and 60 percent quartz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 04:07 PM (hbiWb)
I live a little more than 2 hours above NYC
when I choose to sell my home
I can imagine the response I would get if I told a NYC weekender,
"that there is melamine laminate on the counter tops"
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 04:08 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 03:56 PM (nUhF0)
Yes, I'd like to place an order.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 27, 2020 04:08 PM (6XLoz)
Every eye-roll or other theatric by the moderator in response to trump
Every time they cut trump off for time, but let the rapist ramble
Every time the moderator fact checks trump
Every leading softball thrown at the rapist
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 04:08 PM (dNzKv)
while he was there, IQ wise
he may have a point
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 04:09 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 04:02 PM (BRkq2)
A lot cheaper than granite. Here you go:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4d6pz8u
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 04:10 PM (hbiWb)
every time Trump says
"so where the fuck is Hunter ?"
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 04:10 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: klaftern at September 27, 2020 04:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 04:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Gilded at September 27, 2020 04:02 PM (BRkq2)
20 centavos
same as in town, senor
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 04:12 PM (O+AcM)
"that there is melamine laminate on the counter tops"
Posted by: REDACTED at September 27, 2020 04:08 PM (O+AcM)
Well, Formica and Arborite are melamine laminate, and have been for some 70-odd years. That's the default surface for countertops, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 04:12 PM (hbiWb)
I live on Limestone Hill. Yes, it's rocky.
Surely this comment is going to be willowed.
Posted by: creeper at September 27, 2020 04:13 PM (XxJt1)
One of these days I'll remodel my kitchen. Better counters, a new dishwasher (I have one now but it doesn't drain properly, so I don't use it), and a microwave that goes above the stove so I can actually use those countertops.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 27, 2020 04:14 PM (H3MF8)
not having much counterspace means you can spend more on them, I guess
youtube or a plumber could probably figure out thge dw not draining
iirc common problem is outlet hose not high enough
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 04:18 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 04:20 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2020 04:37 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: InCali at September 27, 2020 04:38 PM (9AFWN)
I'm listening to Who's Next, as I was singing some of it on my trip today. It's almost 50 years old!
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2020 04:40 PM (YynYJ)
I find it difficult to toss old, obsolete stuff. I'm sitting here looking at five different printers and four old laptops.
Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2020 05:10 PM (Cq/B9)
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpbco)
It's designed for that specific battery in that camera line, so I am not sure it will be of much help!
but... https://tinyurl.com/y56zuwa3
Dear CBD,
Thank you!! I wanted to see what terminology is used to describe it, in case I wanted one for a camera or other device for myself.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2020 05:10 PM (Kpbco)
Posted by: Weasel at September 27, 2020 02:12 PM (MVjcR)
Speaking of videos and time lapse cameras..........hmm
Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2020 06:17 PM (m+yM6)
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