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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/27/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Revolutions never succeed without the support of wealthy, liberal, educated society. Yet revolutionaries seldom conceal that their success entails the seizure of all wealth, the suppression of dissenting opinion, and the murder of class enemies. Gary Saul Morson


Quote II

“Let’s see how the implants look, I told her. Look, this one’s down more, this one’s down less, let’s look at the scars, and she was beside me and I kissed her tits, and that was all,”Juan Emilio Ameri


Quote III

And neither Kamala Harris nor her sidekick Joe Biden send any message aimed at quelling the violent hysteria. One must conclude that they’re on-board with rioting, arson, looting, and bushwhacking. Like I said: chaos = their comfort zone.James Howard Kunstler


Quote IV

"There was very strong evidence in our favor. This was a cut and dry case of retaliatory firing for union organizing." Cortne Roche,fired No Evil Foods employee

Quote V

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you. William Arthur Ward


Quote VI

First, you cannot fight bigotry with bigotry; religious intolerance is just as wrong as any other kind of othering. Indulging it won’t get us a more tolerant America. Melinda Henneberger

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Shocking. The highly praised wind energy isn't so green after all.

The U.S. Department of Energy’s 2018 Wind Technologies Market Report glowingly stated: “With the support of federal tax incentives, both wind and solar power purchase agreement (PPA) prices are now below the projected cost of burning natural gas in existing gas-fired combined cycle units.”

This is despite the fact that the DOE’s own data show wind’s “capacity factor” (percent of time actually generating electricity at full capability) is only 35%, compared to 57% for natural gas plants and 92% for nuclear. In many locations, huge industrial wind facilities actually generate power well below 30% of the year. On the hottest and coldest days, it’s often close to zero. That’s why nuclear power plants actually produced 20% of U.S. electricity in 2019, despite having only 9% of the nation’s generation capacity.

In addition to being weather-dependent, intermittent and unreliable, wind turbines cover vast areas of land; affect scenic views and local wind flow, temperature and moisture; kill bats and birds of prey, with no penalties under migratory bird or endangered species laws; have relatively short life spans and require massive amounts of raw materials, especially for ocean turbines, compared to coal, gas, hydroelectric or nuclear plants; involve enormous air and water pollution in faraway countries where a lot of the mining, processing and manufacturing are done, before turbine parts are shipped to America; and more.


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Skipper Bill Kristol is awfully quiet right now. The US plans on full withdrawal from Iraqi embassy unless Iraq kicks some pro-Iranian ass.

“The Americans aren’t just angry. They’re really, really, really angry,” said one Iraqi official after Secretary of State Mike Pompeo informed the Iraqi government that the U.S. was planning a full withdrawal from the U.S. Embassy unless attacks on American personnel and the embassy by pro-Iranian militias ceased.


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The fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum doesn't need no stinkin' highfalutin coffee maker. Do you?

When coffee makers are demanding a ransom, you know IoT is screwed
Watch along as hacked machine grinds, beeps, and spews water.

With the name Smarter, you might expect a network-connected kitchen appliance maker to be, well, smarter than companies selling conventional appliances. But in the case of the Smarter’s Internet-of-things coffee maker, you’d be wrong.

As a thought experiment, Martin Hron, a researcher at security company Avast, reverse engineered one of the $250 devices to see what kinds of hacks he could do. After just a week of effort, the unqualified answer was: quite a lot. Specifically, he could trigger the coffee maker to turn on the burner, dispense water, spin the bean grinder, and display a ransom message, all while beeping repeatedly. Oh, and by the way, the only way to stop the chaos was to unplug the power cord. Like this:


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Nancy Pelosi prosecuted? Yeah when pigs fly.

Thousands have signed the petition calling for Nancy Pelosi to be ‘prosecuted for COVID violations’

A petition has gone viral across social media that is calling for Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to be “prosecuted by San Francisco for her flaunting of COVID regulations.”

The viral campaign has gathered tens of thousands of signatures in response to Speaker Pelosi being caught on camera in a hair salon without a mask earlier this month.

“The salon owner gets death threats, while Pelosi has paid ZERO price for her hypocrisy,” the petition states.

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I believe they should be named after their president. The 11's The Swallows.

arthage College in Kenosha, Wisconsin announced earlier in September that it would search for a replacement name for its “Red Men and the Lady Reds” team names, citing issues based around race and gender.

The decision comes from the president of the college, John Swallow, who had received the go-ahead from the board of trustees and said that "[We] want to be inclusive and not single-out Native Americans. And we also want to be inclusive for gender as well," according to Fox 6.

According to the report, the administration cites reasons of racism, and sexism in its decision to change the name of the sports teams, in addition to retiring the mascot, “Torchie." The team names and mascots have been used since the early 1900s to represent the colors of the school, and the mascot has represented the “torch of education."


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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all heard this shit from you asswipes for years. Hey Legend, why don't you leave now, beat the rush?


In an interview with Cosmopolitan UK, John Legend says that Americans may have to consider leaving the country if President Trump is reelected.
"Every once in a while you think about it," Legend said. "I don't know what one's supposed to do when you have a leader who is trying to destroy democracy."
Trump has feuded with Legend and his wife, Chrissy Teigen, throughout his presidency.
Legend, a strong supporter of 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, has been a prominent political activist for years, with a particular passion for criminal justice reform.
Visit Business Insider's homepage for more stories.

In an interview with Cosmopolitan UK, John Legend says that Americans may have to think about leaving the country if President Trump is reelected to a second term.

"Every once in a while you think about it," he said. "We were born and raised here, all of our families are here. It would be hard to leave. But I don't know what one's supposed to do when you have a leader who is trying to destroy democracy."

Legend continued, saying that "If that project [to destroy democracy] was to be in any way successful, you'd have to think about going somewhere that is a true democracy, that has respect for the rule of law and human rights."

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Has the Kung Flu decimated the commercial real estate market for some time? What is an office for?

I haven’t worked in an office — a proper office — since 2008. Back then, I had a cubicle plastered with sticky notes and a desk chair of questionable ergonomic value. I had meetings in the conference room, lunch at my desk. I had colleagues in cubicles nearby for advice and gossip. I had mice who left the tiny evidence of their nightly visits in my desk drawers.

Now my desk faces a wall covered in sticky notes and my chair is still of questionable ergonomic value — but that desk is in my home. My meetings are over the phone or Skype, and most exchanges are by email or text. It’s quiet. I don’t waste time commuting, and I can even throw in a load of laundry when I get the chance.

More people, not just freelancers like me, are choosing to work remotely. A 2018 survey by an alternative office space provider gleefully reported that 70 percent of workers worldwide work remotely at least once a week. Some people are suggesting that startups shouldn’t bother to get office space at all. I recently interviewed the two founders of an app-making company, one of whom lived in New York and the other in Georgia. They rarely met face to face.


This is an older article published approximately 11 months before the shit hit the fan. Yours truly hasn't worked at an office for nearly 16 years. I'm not sure if I could anymore.


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President Trump mocks them and now the Queen of England is pissed at the trash her grandson married.

According to the London press cited, there's talk now of yanking titles. Or who knows, cutting them dead. Something. Some kind of sanction for this low descent to partisan politics. They've already signaled some kinds of displeasure by taking Harry's and Meghan's picture down as a backdrop during a state address from the queen, and then pointedly leaving Meghan out of birthday-greetings pictures sent to Harry on his birthday. Now they've really stepped in it and reports say the queen is mad.

Because there's no doubt about it, the whole political act was colossally obnoxious. The queen has good relations with President Trump and spoke with him last time he visited for more than an hour. That's more time than she gave to the visiting and solicitous Obamas.

It didn't take a genius to know whom that remark was directed to, and worse still, it was pure naked politics, under the rubric of not-politicking, just asking everyone to be nice, and everyone can see through it. Meghan's politics are no secret, she told us all about them earlier when she refused to stiff-upper-lip it and meet the leader of the free world on his first state visit to England, claiming the ailments of pregancy, but showing up at some event 24 hours later. No wonder President Trump has since said he's "not a fan" of Meghan's, and wished Prince Harry "lots of luck" now that he's stuck with her.


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In the category of, "You can't make this shit up", CA Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill allowing gender freaks to select their prison setting.

On Saturday, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed a law mandating that convicted criminals can request placement in single-sex prisons based upon the prisoners’ self-defined “gender identity.” There’s strong evidence that letting intact men go to women’s prisons is an invitation for rape. That makes the new law one of the most misogynistic things California’s hard-left government could have done.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 27 Sep 1947
American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer, and actor Meat Loaf (Marvin Lee Aday). His record breaking 1978 album Bat Out Of Hell spent 457 weeks on the UK album chart. His Bat Out of Hell trilogy of albums (consisting of Bat Out of Hell, Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell, and Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose) has sold more than 50 million copies worldwide. Meat Loaf has also appeared in over 50 movies and television shows. via thisdayinmusic.com



On this day: 27 Sep 2011
Tony Bennett became the oldest living person to top the US album chart when the 85-year-old's 'Duets II' album went to No.1. The record, which featured collaborations with Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga, was also his first US No.1 in his 60 year career. The previous oldest performer to top the chart was Bob Dylan in 2009 with 'Together Through Life'. At the time he was 67-years old. via thisdayinmusic.com


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A hard to believe story, an intoxicated Genius Award Winner.

SEPTEMBER 23--The Ohio woman who recently called 911 to claim that “my pussy’s on fire” and, as a result, needed someone from the fire department to “put it out with their hose,” pleaded guilty today for her misuse of the emergency dispatch system.

In a plea deal with prosecutors, Katrina Morgan, 50, copped to disorderly conduct with persistence, a misdemeanor, in connection with a late-night 911 call in May. Morgan was intoxicated when she placed the call while at a friend’s home in Port Clinton, a city on Lake Erie.

After entering her plea in Ottawa County Municipal Court, Morgan was sentenced to 10 days in jail, though the execution of the sentence was suspended as long as she avoids trouble for the next year. She was also fined $250, but $150 of that penalty was suspended.

Seen above, Morgan was initially charged with disrupting public service, a felony, and several misdemeanors.


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A Piece of Shit is busted on Federal charges. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. 1st Runner-up.

BLM activist with a history of pretending to be a cop gets busted by feds for fraud and money laundering

He reportedly spent $200K in BLM donations on his house and personal expenses

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Surprise! Dad is home. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

WATCH – Soldier Returns from Kuwait, Surprises Family at Football Game: ‘We Needed This’

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Comments

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1 The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:07 PM (2C38g)

2 גמר חתימה טובה

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:07 PM (sjDKq)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:07 PM (Rvt88)

4 Good evening!

Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 10:07 PM (6lKe4)

5 Arrakis...Dune...Desert ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Howdy!

Posted by: jdw at September 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Ep3u+)

7 Now that's a phallic symbol. Nice pic, MisHum

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:08 PM (9beqF)

8 derp

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 27, 2020 10:08 PM (8KSPd)

9 Good evening

Posted by: wing at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (JFzNN)

10 Zombie RBG (singing):
Don't cry for me, Woke Antifa

Democrats:
You were supposed to be immortal
That's all we wanted
Not much to ask for

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (dOV9E)

11 firstish

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (nUhF0)

12 My wife showed me a number of positive articles/spots on Politico and other left leaning media regarding the nomination of Judge Amy Barrett.

Shocked I am.

They must have determined a Senate fight against her is counterproductive.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (Rvt88)

13 this song is an earworm and the video is ridiculous

https://youtu.be/4THFRpw68oQ

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

14 Argentina clearly does some things better than us.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 27, 2020 10:10 PM (3AD8C)

15 Evening, all.

Yeah, Newsome is both crazy and a tyrant. Inslee is too weak and submissive, but he dreams to be a Gavin someday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

16 That crotchet artist has a filthy imagination. LOL

Posted by: Attila the unready at September 27, 2020 10:11 PM (w7KSn)

17 Shocking. The highly praised wind energy isn't so green after all.

My mommy was murdered by one of those wind turbines. She was turned into a big, bloody splat.

Posted by: Birdie at September 27, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

18 They must have determined a Senate fight against her is counterproductive.

Why do you think they just threw the unbelievably weak tax bullshit against the wall?

The gun. It is empty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

19 Also, there are a great many attractive 50 year-old women.

That ain't one of them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

20 They must have determined a Senate fight against her is counterproductive.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (Rvt8


Give Miss Lindsey a chance to screw this up, will you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:13 PM (2C38g)

21 genius award winner soundslike Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Servef

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (nUhF0)

22 Stuff one of those crochet weenies with catnip and have hours of feline fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 I never knew my grandmas, but I'd like to think that would be some rushed do.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (axyOa)

24 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (dR6lV)

25
The fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum doesn't need no stinkin' highfalutin coffee maker. Do you?


I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

26 Give Miss Lindsey a chance to screw this up, will you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:13 PM (2C38g)

She's in the fight of xer political life this election. Miss Lindsey will do xer best to be a knight in shining armor.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (9beqF)

27 The gun. It is empty.
Posted by: Circa

The Paolo's gun, how you say, is never empty.

Posted by: Paolo at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (Rvt88)

28
In WA, if you try to walk near the bird choppers and pick up dead birds to prove your point, you will be arrested for trespassing.

Those choppers kill thousands of birds every year. It's sickening, especially when you realize how little net energy is gained.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

29 genius award winner soundslike Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Servef

All-Time Top Ten Running Gag

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)

30 splortch

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (iTXRQ)

31 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Me too! Great minds think alike.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9beqF)

32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

33 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, MisHum!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

34 All polls are bogus.

Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (lZC+q)

35 Please tell me this is bogus

There is NO WAY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:16 PM (JCrfD)

36 Arrakis...Dune...Desert ONT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)



Barsoom. I was trying for a short bit to find the 2012 intro with Deja Thoris telling the history of a dying planet.

Samantha Morton . . . Mmmmm.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:16 PM (WyVLE)

37 William Arthur Ward seems a bit clingy.

Posted by: Hands at September 27, 2020 10:16 PM (786Ro)

38 Those wind turbines suck.
Period. They are a blight on the range, they kill birds and they flat out suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (axyOa)

39 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

40 When coffee makers are demanding a ransom, you know IoT is screwed

Go ahead mofos. Try and hack my Chemex.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (qc+VF)

41 Evening all,

Those threatening to leave, please do so. Door, not hitting your rear end, etc.


Granny is either a wicked crochet artist, or has no clue...

Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (+X9Vs)

42 32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)


I have no doubt that the divorce will be just as colorful as the wedding.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (9beqF)

43 Dammit, Lynn Collins,

Dammit

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (WyVLE)

44 darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

45 32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

She'll be crying in her beer after she runs for office and loses.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

46 Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.


But first you will blow me.

Posted by: William Arthur Ward's weenie at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (786Ro)

47 22 Stuff one of those crochet weenies with catnip and have hours of feline fun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)



So you're saying the pussy should play with it.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:18 PM (vMCab)

48 So, of all the celebrities who have promised to leave the country if some democrat loses, how many have actually gone? I think they should be held to their promise and forced to leave. There's an old tradition of running people out of town on a rail.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

49
Granny is either a wicked crochet artist, or has no clue...
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (+X9Vs)


I have a feeling granny knew exactly what she was doing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

50 She'll be crying in her beer after she runs for office and loses.

If she ever runs for anything and Elizabeth is still alive...whoa, Nellie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (JCrfD)

51 31 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Me too! Great minds think alike.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9beqF)


You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

52
Linda Ronstadt really had one helluva voice, and in her prime, was amazing to look at.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (sy5kK)

53 Biden's ads are lying their ass off. Trying to scare people into thinking that Trump is going to take away their healthcare.

I hope Trump is prepared and destroys Biden (and Wallace) on Tuesday night.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (dR6lV)

54 31 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Me too! Great minds think alike.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9beqF)

I don't want something so complicated that I have to practice before I can drink a cup of coffee. We love our Mr. Coffee, and for winter, we have a stovetop percolator that we found at Vermont Country Store. That makes some seriously good coffee.

Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (+X9Vs)

55 Lulz at that politician kissing a titty on a zoom call.

Dude. Really.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (kTi97)

56
You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


The snobbery!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

57 @52

Agree.

Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (lZC+q)

58 You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


Being blond, I am not smart enough to operate a Bunn.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (9beqF)

59 Markle must have a sparkle in her farkle.

Harry could have has ANY woman on the planet.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (dR6lV)

60 Argentina clearly does some things better than us.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 27, 2020 10:10 PM (3AD8C)



Hyper-inflation and bread riots for one.

Posted by: Kindltot - 15 Kilos of Austral denominated coins worth about the melt price of the Zinc it is struck at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (WyVLE)

61 I think HM gets custody of 'Arry's and Sparkle's spawn in any case if things go toes up...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (sjDKq)

62 They must have determined a Senate fight against her is counterproductive.

Why do you think they just threw the unbelievably weak tax bullshit against the wall?

The gun. It is empty.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)



Their October surprise is not even close to a surprise

According to Websters; Surprise represents the difference between expectations and reality, the gap between our assumptions and expectations about worldly events and the way that those events actually turn out.


I guess the only "surprise" is how lame the illegal leak of the tax returns is.


Like most dem plans, they really have underestimated how normal Americans of every stripe will be offended by their again ignoring the rule of law and basic privacy laws.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

63 John Legend.
American wimp.
I know 19 year old army privates with more courage and intellect than you.
They are essential. You are not.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)

64 58 You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


Being blond, I am not smart enough to operate a Bunn.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (9beqF)


add water makes it own sauce.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

65 I hope Trump is prepared and destroys Biden (and Wallace) on Tuesday night.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (dR6lV)


I can't wait to watch Donald ask Joe "Where's Hunter?"

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (9beqF)

66
I don't want something so complicated that I have to practice before I can drink a cup of coffee. We love our Mr. Coffee, and for winter, we have a stovetop percolator that we found at Vermont Country Store. That makes some seriously good coffee.
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (+X9Vs)


I have an old Mr. Coffee with a thermos carafe. My kids are always trying to buy me fancy machines and I tell them--what's the point? I drink a half a cup of coffee a day.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

67

Every four years they "threaten" to leave but we can't get rid of them!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

68 45 32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

She'll be crying in her beer after she runs for office and loses.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)



She's not going to run for office. She's just had her fantasy of all the respect and authority she was supposed to have as royalty. Imagine once she sees how little she gets as a low level politician. That's just her trying to keep her has been actress name out there, since she's probably found out there is zero demand for a 5th billed actress on a cable network show even if she is married to a Brit royal.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (vMCab)

69 13 Thanks! That was great and you are right, it's an earworm but that isn't too bad of a tune for one.

Posted by: turambar at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (Gylu/)

70 Barbecue yes, they are good at that. Not hitting themselves in the nuts repeatedly with bolas, yes. Actually building a fleet of Pampas II COIN fighters, well, that one is still iffy.

Posted by: Kindltot - 15 Kilos of Austral denominated coins worth about the melt price of the Zinc it is struck at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (WyVLE)

71 51 You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)


Oh, we're doing the coffee challenge thing? OK. French Press (will outlast the Bunn). Grinder that produces precisely same-sized chunks. Home roasted coffee drunk within two weeks of roasting.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

72
Every four years they "threaten" to leave but we can't get rid of them!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (63Dwl)


I'd be happy to contribute to their moving expenses.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

73 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (P8FeH)

74 John Legend is so oppressed that he made $15 million last year.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

75 59 Markle must have a sparkle in her farkle.

Harry could have has ANY woman on the planet.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (dR6lV)


Anything to piss Daddy off.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (9beqF)

76 I would pay 20 American dollars cash to watch Meghan Markle try to debate Trump.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (dOV9E)

77 Well some good news

The Democrats have lost one possible future candidate for President.

Vile evil cowardly fvcker broke into a house and when the woman came home blasted her with a shotgun then he bound and raped her before finally stabbing her in the back. He thought she was the baby-sitter named Tinkerbell who had abused and put a hex on him.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=105516

Enjoy your Eternal punishment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (Qhy4n)

78 now the Queen of England is pissed at the trash her grandson married.

FFS. Behead her and get it over with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

79 24 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (dR6lV)

Online only poll.

Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden, proving many thoughts I have about women that I'll keep to myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (kTi97)

80 I like my french press. heat water any way that works. Pour over coffee. Wait a few minutes. Boom done.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (T9Hmo)

81 Every four years they "threaten" to leave but we can't get rid of them!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (63Dwl)





I'd be happy to contribute to their moving expenses.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

---
we could all chip in for the helicopter ride...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (P8FeH)

82 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

Good sir, you seriously misunderestimate the joy of owning of a Hamilton Beach Brew Station!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (2C38g)

83 Whoa.

Brad Parscale, Trump's former campaign manager, barricaded himself with a hostage earlier today and was eventually subdued and now has been involuntarily committed for mental health evaluation.

Yikes.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (1YlHz)

84 Biden's ads are lying their ass off. Trying to scare people into thinking that Trump is going to take away their healthcare.

I hope Trump is prepared and destroys Biden (and Wallace) on Tuesday night.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (dR6lV)


Ive seen 2 of those ads. All they say is "IF" Trump takes away health care...

They have no facts that Trump plans or intends to do so.
The same hypothetical could be said for anyone..."IF" Biden takes away....; "IF" Santa Clause takes away...

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

85 Saw a Google commercial twice where a black man is wearing at-shirt that reads "Black Dads Matter." Not a very PC sentiment...wonder who slipped up and allowed that to make the broadcast version of the ad.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (rw/ga)

86 71 51 You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

Oh, we're doing the coffee challenge thing? OK. French Press (will outlast the Bunn). Grinder that produces precisely same-sized chunks. Home roasted coffee drunk within two weeks of roasting.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

I've wasted two of those over the years and am not impressed. Although I do like my Amish drip coffee maker I got from Lehmans of Kidron OH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

87 Oh, we're doing the coffee challenge thing? OK. French Press (will outlast the Bunn). Grinder that produces precisely same-sized chunks. Home roasted coffee drunk within two weeks of roasting.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

I can buy more coffee with my savings on the Mr. Coffee. It gets better mileage, if you will.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9beqF)

88 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)

89 In the category of, "You can't make this shit up", CA Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill allowing gender freaks to select their prison setting.

Gender Freaks? Hell, any sexual predator is going to figure out that he can pretend to be a tranny and have access to women prisoners.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

90 When Trump wins re-election, I hope he visits the Queen and they both laugh at Sparkle Markle together.

Posted by: Jmel at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (bVhJi)

91
Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden, proving many thoughts I have about women that I'll keep to myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (kTi97)None of the women I know.For Chissakes, he looks like a walking corpse with a black mask covering half of his skeletor face.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (dR6lV)

92 I'd be happy to contribute to their moving expenses.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)


You should set up an NGO for expatriation, and let Ace "wet his beak" in the funds transfer mechanism!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)

93
And Argentine lawmaker has been forced to resign after sucking his girlfriend's boobs on live Zoom feed during some virtual legislative session.

Poor bastard apparently didn't understand the camera was on when his girlfriend came in and sat down on his lap. He pulled her top down and began going at it. Right on the screens of his fellow legislators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Y6a2B84KLOQ&feature=emb_title

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (rCwaK)

94 Dear {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

95 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

THIS is why ACB matters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (JCrfD)

96 86 I've wasted two of those over the years and am not impressed. Although I do like my Amish drip coffee maker I got from Lehmans of Kidron OH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)


French Press can kind of suck if your grinder isn't up to the job. You overextract from the little pieces.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (dOV9E)

97 Sky News: What do you think should be done with Meghan Markle?

Text to #1111 "noose"
Text to #2222 "haircut"
Text to #3333 "catapult"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Qhy4n)

98 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum! Love the photo of the hoodoos at the top and the Zevon tune behind it (sung by Linda).

I've been working remotely since 2010 and absolutely love it. But it's not for everyone, and not for every job.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

99 85 Saw a Google commercial twice where a black man is wearing at-shirt that reads "Black Dads Matter." Not a very PC sentiment...wonder who slipped up and allowed that to make the broadcast version of the ad.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (rw/ga)



Probably too stupid to realize what that means. And how they have attacked the black men that have said that.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (vMCab)

100 Harry could have has ANY woman on the planet.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:21 PM (dR6lV)


There's a reason that while he Was deployed, he got assigned to the Americans as an assistant FSO. Pretty hard to screw up with the smart people looking over your shoulder.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:28 PM (axyOa)

101 98 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum! Love the photo of the hoodoos at the top and the Zevon tune behind it (sung by Linda).

I've been working remotely since 2010 and absolutely love it. But it's not for everyone, and not for every job.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

Thanks,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

102 That pic up top... Sodom & Gomorrah, the aftermath?

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the citehhh ♪ at September 27, 2020 10:28 PM (RO1ph)

103 John Legend.
American wimp.
I know 19 year old army privates with more courage and intellect than you.
They are essential. You are not.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)


I saw him once while shopping. Tiny. If he wasn't a singer, he could be a jockey.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

104 I guess this is a "girthy" ONT, right?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (WFcrO)

105 {{{Ladyl}}}
Bakatcha!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (2C38g)

106 If Trump brings up Hunter, Joe Biden is going to pull a switch and react as though Trump brought up Beau.

Guaranteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (dR6lV)

107 vmom - loved the video.
Hope you are feeling better!

Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (6lKe4)

108 106 If Trump brings up Hunter, Joe Biden is going to pull a switch and react as though Trump brought up Beau.

Guaranteed
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (dR6lV)


Playing the victim isn't a good look for someone who aspires to the highest office.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E)

109 I guess this is a "girthy" ONT, right?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (WFcrO)


It's almost like MisHum emerged from his vacation tanned, rested, and ready to rumble!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (2C38g)

110 >>> 65 I hope Trump is prepared and destroys Biden (and Wallace) on Tuesday night.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (dR6lV)


I can't wait to watch Donald ask Joe "Where's Hunter?"
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (9beqF)

Heh.

Where would the Horde bet Junior is?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (/kh7m)

111 I for one won't have an 'achey breaky heart' when John Legend, he named himself that, is in the dust bin of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Qhy4n)

112 We should have a way to kick some of these assholes out of the country. At least ban them to a small Alaskan island out in the sea of nowhere.

Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (lZC+q)

113 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.
Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)

Due where? Postmarked (no)or received (yes?) ?

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

114 Liberals never actually leave. That's the problem.

We've even offered to buy airplane tickets.

I'd personally pack their shit up for them.

Just go already.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (kTi97)

115 96 86 I've wasted two of those over the years and am not impressed. Although I do like my Amish drip coffee maker I got from Lehmans of Kidron OH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

French Press can kind of suck if your grinder isn't up to the job. You overextract from the little pieces.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (dOV9E)

By the time someone percs a pot of coffee I can have 3 pots of Bunn. I know as we use a percolator at the cabin.

Time you heat up your water and let 10 cups of coffee go through your French press I can have almost 2 Bunn pots.

We grind our coffee the night before, pour water, 2-3 minutes later, LIFE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

116 Joey Bidet, "my son Beau is dead! How dare you!"

Trump. "I am talking about the one who screwed Beau's widow, Hunter."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (Qhy4n)

117 >>> 97 Sky News: What do you think should be done with Meghan Markle?

Text to #1111 "noose"
Text to #2222 "haircut"
Text to #3333 "catapult"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Qhy4n)

#4444 "canal duty"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (/kh7m)

118 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (/kh7m)

"How are the grand-kids, Joe? I haven't heard any updates on them lately!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)

119 I've wasted two of those over the years and am not
impressed. Although I do like my Amish drip coffee maker I got from
Lehmans of Kidron OH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)


I have been looking at the Butterfly two burner kerosene stove for about 10 years trying to decide if I really want one.
I mean bad enough to buy one.

Good lord I wanted it when I first saw it, and then wound up all . . . "another fuel, are you sure?"

Posted by: Kindltot - 15 Kilos of Austral denominated coins worth about the melt price of the Zinc it is struck at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (WyVLE)

120 109 I guess this is a "girthy" ONT, right?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:29 PM (WFcrO)

It's almost like MisHum emerged from his vacation tanned, rested, and ready to rumble!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (2C38g)

Ha, no girth here on The ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

121 The Iraqis should check out the Vienna Convention sometime. The receiving state is responsible for the safety of the diplomatic personnel assigned to a mission from the sending state.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (4JLkY)

122 38 Those wind turbines suck.
Period. They are a blight on the range, they kill birds and they flat out suck.
Posted by: Diogenes


I saw some of the blades being transported on trucks. Those things could take out pterodactyl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

123 my coffee machine is a pot that goes on the stove

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (nUhF0)

124 Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you. William Arthur Ward

Kind of delicate flower there, aren't you Nancy?

Thanks for the ONT.

Gorgeous picture up top.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (cI3Q7)

125 Wait, the ONT pics have music??

Wow, this place gets more amazing every day.

Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6lKe4)

126 Playing the victim isn't a good look for someone who aspires to the highest office.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E)

Nor is someone who has to cancel his schedule for the day at 9:30 a.m. every other day.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

127 24 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (dR6lV)


Trump WILL LOSE 538 EVs to 0, and by February 1, America will be a unitary Socialist state. The end. Deal with it.

We may as well just cancel the elections now.

Posted by: Poll Troll at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (4JLkY)

128 The Pelosi Petition Peddlers have made the famous "flaunt/flout" error. Kind of damages their credibility.

And the Genius Award winner? Not with Raykon's dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (jHivX)

129 If we peddle Catalina Island just right, pretty sure we can get the liberal air heads who are all 'go go go' for Green to move there and starve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Qhy4n)

130 ...Legend continued, saying that "If that project [to destroy democracy] was to be in any way successful, you'd have to think about going somewhere that is a true democracy, that has respect for the rule of law and human rights."

According to the freshly deceased SC Justice, South Africa has a really nice constitution.

And the flaming tire necklaces are to die for.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Z4rgH)

131 I have a cheap Mr. Coffee and an ancient percolator. Use them both depending on my mood and level of laziness.

The glass lid/top was lost during the Todd Rundgren Hello It's Me tour and has been replaced by molded aluminum foil.

When I was working, I'd start a pot of coffee in the percolator on a gas burner, go take a shower, shave and, when finished, go out and turn off the burner.

I made expresso before we knew what the hell it was. You didn't pour it as much as cut off a piece and chew it.

Posted by: Paolo at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (Rvt88)

132 The Iraqis should check out the Vienna Convention sometime. The receiving state is responsible for the safety of the diplomatic personnel assigned to a mission from the sending state.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (4JLkY)


The Geneva Convention only applies to civilized nations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (2C38g)

133 31 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Me too! Great minds think alike.
Posted by: ALH



I have the advanced model. It has a timer so I can set when I want my coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (9wXUx)

134 I live on a Cul de sac and I think my wife is only person that goes to work and that's out 11. She's a nurse so she has to go to work.

I do know that my nextdoor neighbor was told that they won't be going back until March.

My Brother he is looking to sell his house and move out to the middle of nowhere, if Starlink works

I mean Pintrest and REI both are selling thier HQ or paying to leave their lease, its a trend

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (16+gn)

135 127 24 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (dR6lV)

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (9beqF)

136 The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


And don't aye know it.

Posted by: Miklos "Robbie" Burns at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

137 I saw a detached wind turbine blade up close on a flat-bed trailer once... I thought it would make an interesting 'tiny home'...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (sjDKq)

138 122 38 Those wind turbines suck.
Period. They are a blight on the range, they kill birds and they flat out suck.
Posted by: Diogenes

I saw some of the blades being transported on trucks. Those things could take out pterodactyl.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Off in the distance I can see those flashing red lights. It's even worse in Sweetwater, about 200 miles distant.

But hey, we need to make sure those effete urbanites FEEL OH SO GOOD when they hit their light switches...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (4JLkY)

139 126 Playing the victim isn't a good look for someone who aspires to the highest office.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E)

Nor is someone who has to cancel his schedule for the day at 9:30 a.m. every other day.
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Ed8Zd)


Interestingly, he might have stopped doing that. I think one of his handlers caught on that people were noticing the "lid" thing. So now they don't call a "lid," there's just no Joe. I like this better, because it means the reporters can't go home. They deserve that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (dOV9E)

140 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

My Americano don't want none
Unless you got Bunn hon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

141 I can't get over how well that Amy Winehouse could sing. I don't listen to that kind of music so I've only heard it here. Who listened to her when she was alive? It sounds very old-fashioned for someone her age and in the years when she performed.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (E3FAu)

142 No one cares about the Austral after all. Fiat is what fiat does, and the only question is how fast.

We could call it the John Law, but that would be too obscure.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (WyVLE)

143 I remember for about three months it seemed, John Legend had a video titled 'I Cry' (with his tear filled fuck face) in my suggested music. I never understand Youtube considering that I have never listened to 'modern' pop music.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (cI3Q7)

144 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

Basic Phillips cone filter model. Going on 20 years. No timer; just a rocker switch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (jHivX)

145 So the reporters are no longer waiting for Godot but are waiting for Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (Qhy4n)

146 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus
------------
*shrug*

Either the polls are right, and the worst campaign in history is going to cruise to victory over a strong campaign for reelection of a president with an outstanding economy, deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize, and about to make the first true change to SCOTUS in our lifetimes.

Or they are wrong.

If the polls are right, then it really doesn't matter what any of us believe or do, we were going to lose anyway. Might as well embrace the ride into the abyss.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

147
And the Genius Award winner? Not with Raykon's dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or even Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: Miklos, risk-averse at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

148 I got: TWO Mr. Coffees, a Keurig machine and a French press.

If I want my drugs, I'm getting them, someway, somehow.

(The LEGAL kind, you Karens and cops!!!)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (4JLkY)

149 I have the advanced model. It has a timer so I can set when I want my coffee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 10:35 PM (9wXUx)

Mine has that, too, but I don't use it. I don't like the taste of water that's been sitting out overnight. I prefer fresh.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (9beqF)

150 I am concerned that people are going to hurt their backs shifting the goalposts on Trumps taxes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (vVLU0)

151 Right after Harry and his social climbing tramp got married, my very liberal sister in law was talking about how wonderful it all was. I made some comment about how it would be difficult for an American actress to fit in with that family. Megs managed to screw it up even faster than I expected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

152 103 John Legend.
American wimp.
I know 19 year old army privates with more courage and intellect than you.
They are essential. You are not.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)


I saw him once while shopping. Tiny. If he wasn't a singer, he could be a jockey.
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

I don't understand people like John Legend.

He has everything someone in his profession can ask for. He has a degree from an Ivy League university (Penn). He's a multi-platinum recording artist. He is actually one of the few people in the entertainment industry to have won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony award.

With all of that, he decides to squander all of that talent and goodwill for a quixotic quest for political relevance. That, and a wife with questionable taste and morals, especially if those deleted tweets were an accurate reflection of what goes on in that 'mind' of hers.

Truly a shame.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (0SRO6)

153 Boner cozies?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (uKHZJ)

154 Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden, proving many thoughts I have about women that I'll keep to myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

---

Whatevers.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (RU4sa)

155 Off oversexed mentor sock!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (Rvt88)

156 SMH!

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (sjDKq)

157 Granny is either a wicked crochet artist, or has no clue...
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (+X9Vs)

There was an episode of "Everybody Loves Raynond" where Ray's mother unknowingly painted a huge picture of the, uh, corresponding female part. The joke was that everyone else saw it but she didn't.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (HCeRP)

158 I use distilled water in my k cup machine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (vVLU0)

159 Either the polls are right, and the worst campaign in history is going to cruise to victory over a strong campaign for reelection of a president with an outstanding economy, deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize, and about to make the first true change to SCOTUS in our lifetimes.

Or they are wrong.

If the polls are right, then it really doesn't matter what any of us believe or do, we were going to lose anyway. Might as well embrace the ride into the abyss.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (5p7BC)

I got a crazier idea. I say we take out a poll in early November as a double-checking mechanism to verify this poll is right. We'll call it an "election". And we SHOULD do it, JUST in case the polls are wrong.

Just for the hell of it, let's hold the election anyway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (4JLkY)

160 Sweetwater has A LOT of wind turbines!

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (UUBmN)

161 Hey Zettai. : )

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (RU4sa)

162 Mine has that, too, but I don't use it. I don't like the taste of water that's been sitting out overnight. I prefer fresh.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (9beqF)


It only takes seconds to pour fresh water and produce ground coffee so everything is as fresh as it can be.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (2C38g)

163 I can't wait to watch Donald ask Joe "Where's Hunter?"
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (9beqF)

Have you hugged your newest grandchild yet?

Mic drop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (jHivX)

164 151 Right after Harry and his social climbing tramp got married, my very liberal sister in law was talking about how wonderful it all was. I made some comment about how it would be difficult for an American actress to fit in with that family. Megs managed to screw it up even faster than I expected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)


You get plenty of points for that one. I think it was faster because even for an actress, she's amazingly narcissistic. World class narcissist, up there with Obama. Poor Harry. He chose poorly.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)

165 153 Boner cozies?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (uKHZJ)

She used to sew the socks for ... who was that singer who just wore a sock on his dick while singing? REM? Red Hot Chili Peppers? One of those bands you were supposed to like and I hated with a violent passion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (cI3Q7)

166 *waves to SMH*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (Qhy4n)

167 So the ONT begins and ends with ___ symbols.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (HCeRP)

168 88 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.
Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)


That's both important, and excellent.

One less key state they can't steal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

169 157 Granny is either a wicked crochet artist, or has no clue...
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (+X9Vs)

There was an episode of "Everybody Loves Raynond" where Ray's mother unknowingly painted a huge picture of the, uh, corresponding female part. The joke was that everyone else saw it but she didn't.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 10:39 PM (HCeRP)

Georgia O'Keefe copy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (uKHZJ)

170 My first album was Linda Ronstadt, "Love is a Rose."

Yeah yeah, written by Neil Young. Still a great song.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (U2p+3)

171 The tax stuff is coming out now- probably earlier Han they wanted- so the dems have something to talk about in the news cycle other than the ever-growing evidence of actual fraud and conspiracy in the Obama administration to take down Trump

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 {{{SMH}}}

For some reason, I don't think Sleepy Joe can count on your vote!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (2C38g)

173 103 John Legend.
American wimp.
I know 19 year old army privates with more courage and intellect than you.
They are essential. You are not.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)


I saw him once while shopping. Tiny. If he wasn't a singer, he could be a jockey.
Posted by: LASue



That wife of his, Filipino? They are not known for there height and yet she might be taller than him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (9wXUx)

174 153 Boner cozies?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:38 PM (uKHZJ)

I was thinking more along the lines of 'pee cozies', but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (0SRO6)

175 You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines. I for one care less for them. I'll take my wonderful Bunn coffee maker which lasts longer and brews a better cup of the God's nectar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I once had one of those that I found in a second hand shop. I don't know if yours was the same, but this thing, you kept it on all the time with water in it. Then you poured water into it and almost instantly coffee came out like magic. Unfortunately it broke down and I never replaced it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

176 I see they are pivoting back to the TAX CHEAT!!!!11 issue. A-holes got nothin

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (SxBH1)

177 That wife of his, Filipino? They are not known for there height and yet she might be taller than him.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (9wXUx)

She definitely outweighs him--- by a lot.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

178 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyvd7hs7

https://tinyurl.com/yyp636p6

https://tinyurl.com/yy3wfw6f

https://tinyurl.com/y3t68fnk

https://tinyurl.com/y24mq3sj

Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)

179 171 The tax stuff is coming out now- probably earlier Han they wanted- so the dems have something to talk about in the news cycle other than the ever-growing evidence of actual fraud and conspiracy in the Obama administration to take down Trump
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

Or the fact that Biden is really running a very very part time campaign? I am not even sure part time is an accurate title. Tenured?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (cI3Q7)

180 Imagine how excited the New York Times was when they got their hands on some Trump tax return leaks.

Imagine how sad they will be when they realize what everyone else knows: tax returns are boring.

Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (dOV9E)

181 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.
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These are all going to start falling this way now. The Appeals courts are going to rightly rule that existing state election laws must be followed. The state and circuit rulings will be overturned before the election.

And since SCOTUS is tied 4-4, the rulings will stand.

A pandemic doesn't overrule state laws.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

182 172 {{{SMH}}}

For some reason, I don't think Sleepy Joe can count on your vote!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (2C38g)

---

Nor many of my female neighbors.

Then again, I'm not surrounded by wine moms.

Posted by: SMH at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (RU4sa)

183 The tax thing is probably timed to give team Wallace/Biden something to attack Trump about at the debate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (kTi97)

184 I just noticed the typo in the bottom pic...

Who is "gandma"? Mahatma Gandhi's mum??

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (sjDKq)

185 It only takes seconds to pour fresh water and produce ground coffee so everything is as fresh as it can be.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Coffee grounds themselves can be used to make very excellent Red Eye Gravy.

You also need country ham, and grits.

If you used covfefe, probably ever more better.

Posted by: Miklos' North Carolina Farmhouse Recipes at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

186 I see they are pivoting back to the TAX CHEAT!!!!11 issue. A-holes got nothin

I'm so old that remember that he was obviously hiding Roosian income.

You know, like Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (JCrfD)

187 I see the Leftist vermin are racing to the bottom of the barrel, again.

Wailing about ACB adopting minority kids.

Yeah that will win the heart of every parent that has gone through hoops to adopt a kid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (Qhy4n)

188 Legend said. "I don't know what one's supposed to do when you have a leader who is trying to destroy democracy."

I have several hard-core old-style Democrat in-laws threatening to move to France if (I would say when) Trump gets re-elected. Some seem serious. I'd offer to buy them a one-way ticket, but I can only afford half the fare....

___
comment #1
Gang Aft Agley toured with The Fugs -- Well, they intended to, but things ganged all agley.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of glass, break fire at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RO1ph)

189 Have you hugged your newest grandchild yet?
Mic drop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:40 PM (jHivX)


Hey Joe, what's your newest grandchild's middle name? And just for the record, what's your newest grandchild's last name?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (2C38g)

190
I made expresso before we knew what the hell it was. You didn't pour it as much as cut off a piece and chew it.
Posted by: Paolo


Hootersville coffee

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

191 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2m599eb

https://tinyurl.com/y6j23fn4

https://tinyurl.com/y4ex7vnp

https://tinyurl.com/y4xerqje

https://tinyurl.com/yyf3du9y

Posted by: kbdabear at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (qAR6u)

192 Who is "gandma"? Mahatma Gandhi's mum??
Posted by: Zettai


Enlightened baby mamas.

Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Miklos at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

193 Either the polls are right, and the worst campaign in history is going to cruise to victory over a strong campaign for reelection of a president with an outstanding economy, deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize, and about to make the first true change to SCOTUS in our lifetimes.

Or they are wrong.

If the polls are right, then it really doesn't matter what any of us believe or do, we were going to lose anyway. Might as well embrace the ride into the abyss.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:37 PM (5p7BC)


Excellent take.

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

194 186 I see they are pivoting back to the TAX CHEAT!!!!11 issue. A-holes got nothin

I'm so old that remember that he was obviously hiding Roosian income.

You know, like Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

My financial advisor implored me to buy rake futures but NOOOOOOOOOOOO!, I wouldn't listen to her.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Rvt88)

195 How much you want to bet the Atlanta BLM embezzler gets charged less than Aunt Becky and receives less time.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

196 The tax thing is probably timed to give team Wallace/Biden something to attack Trump about at the debate.

Maybe...but...

The NYT was concerned about the "scope" of Durham's probe as it relates to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation.

They threw this out there because the shit is about a micron from the fan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (JCrfD)

197 176 I see they are pivoting back to the TAX CHEAT!!!!11 issue. A-holes got nothin
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2020 10:41 PM (SxBH1)

What i am seeing is not even that. They admit what he did was legal, it just "looks bad". I am beginning to think trump leaked his own taxes. Made them froth for 4 years, fought subpoenas, made them certain there was criminal activity. Now.... nothin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (vVLU0)

198 That's both important, and excellent.

One less key state they can't steal.
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Just a reminder, but if Trump wins Florida and NC, then he only needs to win one of WI, MN, MI, or PA to get to 269 EVs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:46 PM (5p7BC)

199 Or the fact that Biden is really running a very very part time campaign? I am not even sure part time is an accurate title. Tenured?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (cI3Q7)

Adjunct at most.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:46 PM (uKHZJ)

200 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

Posted by: Ha




I noticed last night the suddenly NEW attack line on A C Barrett was:

"She must commit to recuse herself on any election-related case!!!"

One asks, curious: "On what grounds?"

The answer is as you'd expect:

"SHE MUST COMMIT TO RECUSE HERSELF ON ANY ELECTION-RELATED CASE!!!"

Ah, yes, the oft-repeated DemonRat "grounds" for everything: "Because we said so!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2020 10:46 PM (1YlHz)

201 I for one won't have an 'achey breaky heart' when John Legend, he named himself that, is in the dust bin of history.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Qhy4n)

If you ever meet him, be sure to call him "John Leg-end", because he's a foot short.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:46 PM (jHivX)

202 Joey Bidet is literally phoning it in via Zoom...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:47 PM (Qhy4n)

203 187 I see the Leftist vermin are racing to the bottom of the barrel, again.

Wailing about ACB adopting minority kids.

Yeah that will win the heart of every parent that has gone through hoops to adopt a kid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (Qhy4n)

For them though, adoption is like a different language. For many, they want abortion rather than the thought of being tied down with a kid. The idea of going out of your way to find and take in a kid that is not even your own blood is incomprehensible. They cannot understand that people feel an emptiness in their lives. Something that should be there and isn't. A duty unfulfilled. Or just enjoy being parents and raising kids.

Dems (or rather many of the activists especially) are very very damaged.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:47 PM (cI3Q7)

204 Those crocheted condoms probably stop spermatozoa as well as a cloth facemask stops COVID. Maybe better.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:47 PM (Fc5rx)

205 AoP,

Who's taller?

Thousand Millimeter Reich or John boy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:48 PM (Qhy4n)

206 Boner booties, if Grandma can do a few in pink and pale blue.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 10:48 PM (mNhhD)

207 187 I see the Leftist vermin are racing to the bottom of the barrel, again.

Wailing about ACB adopting minority kids.

Yeah that will win the heart of every parent that has gone through hoops to adopt a kid.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Big family gathering this weekend where my youngest sister was forcing this argument onto one of my brothers.

She was so worked up, she forgot he has two adopted kids from Guatemala. (eight kids in total).

He calmly told her "I have two adopted kids. I forget which ones."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt88)

208 I saw that NYT article about Trump's taxes. It's very long and convoluted.

Trump will change the subject when the topic comes up, and ask Biden how much taxes Hunter paid on the $3.5M bribe from the wife of the Moscow mayor. That's how debates work. Rope A Dope.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:49 PM (9beqF)

209 Aetius the kill shot is

"Then Angelina Jolie better return some of her kids."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:49 PM (Qhy4n)

210 One of the most color-blind families I ever knew was a white couple who adopted an African kid with a heart defect.

He was always and ever just Sammy, another member of their family. Same privileges and same expectations of behavior as the other kids in the family. He loved his Mom and Dad.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (Fc5rx)

211 204 Those crocheted condoms probably stop spermatozoa as well as a cloth facemask stops COVID. Maybe better.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:47 PM (Fc5rx)

Definitely better. The chafing alone would discourage a spermatozoa from even trying to take a stroll down the epididymis

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (0SRO6)

212 Those crocheted condoms probably stop spermatozoa as well as a cloth facemask stops COVID. Maybe better.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:47 PM



Fun fact: Lint is an excellent spermicide!

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (sjDKq)

213
Delilah was Best of Breed today at the Cen-Tex KC show but it was somewhat hollow. #BigKennel, who made up most of the entry, decided to leave after Lila won yesterday. Great sportsmanship, there. And dumb. What if Delilah came up lame today?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)

214 To hell with that recuse crap. Donks never recuse themselves. Tell that guy to go pound sand.

Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (lZC+q)

215 206 Boner booties, if Grandma can do a few in pink and pale blue.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 10:48 PM (mNhhD)

For gender reveal parties. "It's a girl but we're going to have her identify as a boy."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (uKHZJ)

216 I switched to a Keurig back when I had an early morning commute and didn't want to brew a full pot of coffee, half of which would then sit around waiting for my husband to stumble out of bed. Loved the speed and ease of the Keurig and use it still, with water from the RO. The right coffee makes all the difference. I prefer Caribou coffee.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (WFcrO)

217 I saw that NYT article about Trump's taxes. It's very long and convoluted.

The tell of the nothing burger.

And if Trump is able to avoid taxes legally, that means the tax code is TOO EFFING COMPLEX.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (JCrfD)

218 The NYT was concerned about the "scope" of Durham's probe as it relates to the Clinton Slush Fund Foundation.

They threw this out there because the shit is about a micron from the fan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (JCrfD


Yeah, but isn't Durham bound and determined to never get done with this investigation? At least not until 2021. Apparently, he's hourly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (kTi97)

219 If those are wool yarn dick cozies, she might struggle to find a market.

Hell, this is the internet, I am sure there is a fan page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (cI3Q7)

220 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)

Take 'em when you get 'em!

Congrats on the win.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (2C38g)

221 Those are Pinocchio nose warmers.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (Fc5rx)

222 Those are Pinocchio nose warmers.
Posted by: Muldoon

You lie!

Wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (Rvt88)

223 Not boner booties, c#ck snoods!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

224 Caribou coffee?

Is that like Civet coffee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (Qhy4n)

225
"Anyone may so arrange his affairs that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there is not even a patriotic duty to increase one's taxes." - Judge Learned Hand, Gregory v. Helvering

"The legal right of a taxpayer to decrease the amount of what otherwise would be his taxes, or altogether avoid them, by means which the law permits, cannot be doubted." - Justice George Sutherland, Gregory v. Helvering

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (mht8P)

226 221 Those are Pinocchio nose warmers.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (Fc5rx)

Liar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (uKHZJ)

227 Saw the story about Brad Parscale, also suggesting some financial wrongdoing with Trump's campaign.

My wife learned the hard way NOT to donate to WinRed by credit card. Only use checks.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (HCeRP)

228 >>> 181 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.
------
These are all going to start falling this way now. The Appeals courts are going to rightly rule that existing state election laws must be followed. The state and circuit rulings will be overturned before the election.

And since SCOTUS is tied 4-4, the rulings will stand.

A pandemic doesn't overrule state laws.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

Someone needs to remind the Left Coast govs and a few others about that, and *enforce* the concept.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (/kh7m)

229 Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden
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I doubt it.

Biden isn't going to get a higher share of the female vote than Hillary did.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (5p7BC)

230 a Wanker Wimple

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (WyVLE)

231 221 Those are Pinocchio nose warmers.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (Fc5rx)

Or a peens nez

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (0SRO6)

232 Apparently, he's hourly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:51 PM (kTi97)


Is he on contract for hours billed, sounds like perfect lawyering!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (2C38g)

233 A dick dickie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (cI3Q7)

234 Cock socks
Wiener warmers
Meat mittens

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (uKHZJ)

235 Someone needs to remind the Left Coast govs and a few others about that, and *enforce* the concept.
------
That someone is probably going to be the 9th Circuit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (5p7BC)

236 183 The tax thing is probably timed to give team Wallace/Biden something to attack Trump about at the debate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:43 PM (kTi97)

my response would be:
1. How many Americans are comfortable with the IRS / NYT conspiring to illegaly obtain and leak protected tax documents in order to take down a political rival? How many would be comfortable with the neighbor they had a conflict with being able to obtain and publish your private financial/bank/tax documents?

2. These tax returns have been audited over and over. More importantly, this is Just another example of the deep state and how far they will go to stop me-- which is why you should vote for me. Drain the swamp.


Needs work, but

Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

237
Why do you think they just threw the unbelievably weak tax bullshit against the wall?


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

In the hope Chris Wallace will swallow it and make the whole debate about Trump's taxes, cause Biden's "prep" for the debates has been going badly-ie they can't get the earbud to be totally invisible.

Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

238 Pumper jumper...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (sjDKq)

239 Biden isn't going to get a higher share of the female vote than Hillary did.

He's not going to get a higher share of anything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (JCrfD)

240 Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden, proving many thoughts I have about women that I'll keep to myself.

In my family there are 3 sisters and 2 brothers. The sisters are strong Trump supporters, the brothers are squishy republicans who will vote for Biden.

You want to know how stupid one of my Biden supporting brothers is? He suggested that I not do Thanksgiving because of the Chinese cooties plague. I told him that my sister wants to come, so I will do a Thanksgiving for anyone who wants to come.

HE SUGGESTED THAT I HAVE PEOPLE EAT DINNER OUTSIDE OR IN THE GARAGE! IN MICHIGAN! IN LATE NOVEMBER!

Cause, ya know, if my sister and I eat dinner together, we're gonna fall over dead from Chinese cooties plague.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

241 141 I can't get over how well that Amy Winehouse could sing. I don't listen to that kind of music so I've only heard it here. Who listened to her when she was alive? It sounds very old-fashioned for someone her age and in the years when she performed.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 27, 2020 10:36 PM (E3FAu)

Yeah, Winehouse had an excellent voice and style.

But a lot of people commented that she could be the newest member of the 27 club, and unfortunately, they were right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

242 Sausage sweaters

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (uKHZJ)

243 Wanker warmers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (mNhhD)

244 a Wanker Wimple
Posted by: Kindltot



I don't know why but this reminded me of "Red Wrigglers, the Cadillac of Worms" commercial on WKRP.

https://youtu.be/W2SBhu0303k

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Rvt88)

245 Donks never recuse themselves.

********

Case in point: Kagan on Obamacare

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Fc5rx)

246 88
Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)


To quote VP Biden circa 2010, This is a Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (l3+k2)

247 I freaking love Trump for all the conservative judges.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (9beqF)

248 234 Cock socks
Wiener warmers
Meat mittens
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:53 PM (uKHZJ)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (cI3Q7)

249 a crank coif

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (WyVLE)

250 Willie Robertson also adopted a black kid ( I believe an adult now) but of course he's racist because he's a conservative Christian from the South.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (2DOZq)

251 And Argentine lawmaker has been forced to resign after sucking his girlfriend's boobs on live Zoom feed during some virtual legislative session.

At least he didn't go down on her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

252 125 Wait, the ONT pics have music??

Wow, this place gets more amazing every day.
Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6lKe4)


Hey! Who told Iris?

It's supposed to be a secret!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (sy5kK)

253 They're called "willie warmer". I think there have been knitting patterns for years for them.

I have a stainless steel french press for visitors that drink coffee. I have a Soulhand tea steamer for me. Has settings for black, green and white tea, will boil water or just keep it warm. Tea goes in a basket that looks like a perculator basket. I don't care how long it takes. It beeps when done. Has autoshutoff too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (YynYJ)

254 a knob hood

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (WyVLE)

255 How much you want to bet the Atlanta BLM embezzler gets charged less than Aunt Becky and receives less time.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

Well, embezzling money from Commies is a public service, of sorts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (jHivX)

256 Sausage Sleeves

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (Rvt88)

257 Nerdy Girl,

Is this brother the one who still sticks his tongue to a frozen flagpole on a dare?

Be he has a Smart Watch that tells him when to breath.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (Qhy4n)

258 Willy woolies

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (uKHZJ)

259 246 88
Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)


To quote VP Biden circa 2010, This is a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (l3+k2)

GO HAWAIIAN, JUDGES--MAKE IT NATIONWIDE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (JCrfD)

260 Or a peens nez
Posted by: Darrell Harris


*adjusts X-Ray monocle I got with the Sea Monkeys*

Posted by: Miklos, revisiting kbdabear's kind Daily Devotions at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

261
Johnson jammie

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (mht8P)

262 And Argentine lawmaker has been forced to resign after sucking his girlfriend's boobs on live Zoom feed during some virtual legislative session.

Take it to court man, there is no jury in the world that would convict.

Maybe San Francisco...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (cI3Q7)

263 Cardiglans?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (mNhhD)

264 Okay the Robertson kid is 14. They adopted him when he was 5 weeks old.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (2DOZq)

265 a knob hood
Posted by: Kindltot


Willie Warmer

Posted by: Miklos, noting that Winter is Coming at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

266
To quote VP Biden circa 2010, This is a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (l3+k2)


This is way bigger than a BFD.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

267 263 Cardiglans?
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 10:57 PM (mNhhD)

Those would have to be buttoned, right? These look like pull overs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (cI3Q7)

268 Willy woolies
Posted by: Insomniac


Mr. Happy Hoodie

Posted by: Miklos, just getting started at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

269 HE SUGGESTED THAT I HAVE PEOPLE EAT DINNER OUTSIDE OR IN THE GARAGE! IN MICHIGAN! IN LATE NOVEMBER!

Cause, ya know, if my sister and I eat dinner together, we're gonna fall over dead from Chinese cooties plague.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (+lVUW)


I painted with a broad brush, my apologies.

I just don't get the female - Democrat relationship. It can't just be about abortion rights, can it?

I've seen theories that women vote for compassion and somehow see Dems as winning on that topic because social programs.

I would think the independent women voter would wants jobs, security and low tax rates first and foremost.

It's something that has always puzzled me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (kTi97)

270 Simple is best:

A Dickie.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt88)

271 If I were Trump, my go to response to a question about taxes from Chris Wallace would be to ask if the $3M bribe Hunter took is taxable.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (5p7BC)

272 A Frank Fez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (cI3Q7)

273 24 The Federalist has a poll out tonight showing Biden with a 5 point lead in PA, 49%-44%

Please tell me this is bogus
Posted by: JoeF. at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (dR6lV)

Oh noes, it's all over cause we are 2 weeks out from the election and the polls are showing Carter beating Reagan!

Posted by: 1980 reactions at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

274
252 125 Wait, the ONT pics have music??

Wow, this place gets more amazing every day.
Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6lKe4)


Hey! Who told Iris?

It's supposed to be a secret!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:56 PM (sy5kK)


MAGIC, EH.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

275 Boner balaclava

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:00 PM (Fc5rx)

276 271 If I were Trump, my go to response to a question about taxes from Chris Wallace would be to ask if the $3M bribe Hunter took is taxable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (5p7BC)

And if Hunter claimed it as income.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 11:00 PM (9beqF)

277 a maypole mac

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 11:00 PM (WyVLE)

278 >>> 247 I freaking love Trump for all the conservative judges.
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:55 PM (9beqF)

Which is the 82 year old SC Justice? and then there's the Wide Latina, and if Thomas retired... how many heads would explode if Orangemandbad were to nominate 2/3 of the Supreme Court over two terms?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (/kh7m)

279 Delilah was Best of Breed today at the Cen-Tex KC show but it was somewhat hollow. #BigKennel, who made up most of the entry, decided to leave after Lila won yesterday. Great sportsmanship, there. And dumb. What if Delilah came up lame today?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)
* * * *

Congratulations! A win is a win. Sounds like #BigKennel was intimidated after Lila's win yesterday.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (WFcrO)

280 I thought they were dildo dollies.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (2DOZq)

281 32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

And he will sue her for financial support cause grandma has cut him out of the will.

Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

282 But a lot of people commented that she could be the newest member of the 27 club, and unfortunately, they were right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

Going by the photo above, she was a tough-looking specimen. Not ugly, but hard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (jHivX)

283 Oh noes, it's all over cause we are 2 weeks out from the election and the polls are showing Carter beating Reagan!
Posted by: 1980


I WON


President Stacey Abrams-Carter

Posted by: President Stacey Abrams-Carter at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

284 265 a knob hood
Posted by: Kindltot


Willie Warmer
Posted by: Miklos, noting that Winter is Coming at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

Or a Frank 'N Beanie

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (0SRO6)

285 For those involved in or celebrating the illegal release of the tc returns: Remember how Hamlet ended...

Posted by: Eve at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (L5yo0)

286 Amy Winehouse


She was an anomaly in the Pop Music world. She was basically a Jazz singer who got popular. Doesn't happen often. She was an excellent Jazz singer and it's sad she's gone. What a mess of a gal.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (9wXUx)

287 What the Democrat Party needs is a good enema and some Colon Blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Qhy4n)

288 A Dickie.
Posted by: Tonypete


**********

I think we have a thread wiener!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Fc5rx)

289 This is way bigger than a BFD.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 27, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)


You almost make it sound like you think we couldn't trust the election integrity where limitless ballots can appear months after the formal election day?

The stupid thing (but we are dealing with politicians after all) to me is that "we" really had months to work out these details.
Don't want to visit a polling place, then apply for, and get an absentee ballot, and vote in a secure manner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (2C38g)

290 I thought they were dildo dollies.
Posted by: Weaning is hard


doilies

doilies for dollies

Posted by: Third Shift Copy Editor Miklos at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

291 Peter heater

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (uKHZJ)

292 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

And mysteriously, the Atlantic, the house organ of the Democratic Party, yesterday posted an article saying that Wisconsin is on the verge of a "major outbreak" of the CCP virus.

The election is little more than a month away, and if the threat of infection scares Wisconsinites away from polling places, the outbreak could play a role in who wins the state.

They're setting things up so Governor Evers can issue a last-second executive order extending the voting because of the alleged CCP virus "outbreak".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

293 ...A pandemic doesn't overrule state laws.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (5p7BC)


Oh, it's better than that -- Levin and others are citing specific wording in our Constitution about federal election voting, which requires any method to be passed by the state legislature, not some yoyo state judges or gubners.

Here's a piece at American Thinker about the topic :

https://tinyurl.com/yyqpu2tn

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (Z4rgH)

294 A schwing schweater

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (Fc5rx)

295 Pulley wooley

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (WyVLE)

296 What the Democrat Party needs is a good enema and some Colon Blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM



I'm in...

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (sjDKq)

297 Amy Winehouse could actually sing. Just awful that she couldn't keep it together.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (JCrfD)

298 I think we have a thread wiener!
Posted by: Muldoon


Hot Doggie!

Posted by: Goober Pyle at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

299 Caribou coffee?

Is that like Civet coffee?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:52 PM (Qhy4n)
* * * *

I am not familiar with Civet coffee... but Caribou is quite tasty.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

300 291 Peter heater
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (uKHZJ)

Do not immerse your peter heater as electrical shock may occur.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (cI3Q7)

301 And if Hunter claimed it as income.

I'd bet a hundred dollars that Hunter didn't include the $3.5 million bribe in his tax return.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (I2/tG)

302 Schvantz pants.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (1YlHz)

303 11 firstish

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 10:09 PM (nUhF0)


Pfft. You didn't even make single digits.
(Says the man somewhere after #300.)

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2020 11:04 PM (FKJuo)

304 Meat mitten

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 11:04 PM (kTi97)

305 Thanks MisHum for the great ONT!

nite everybody.

Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2020 11:04 PM (6lKe4)

306 Therm-O-Sperm

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

307 I am not familiar with Civet coffee... but Caribou is quite tasty.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

Civet coffee was the stuff brewed from beans that had been eaten and then traveled through the digestive tract of a particular breed of civet cat.

IIRC, at the time it was a thing, it was supposed to have been a much less bitter brew. It was insanely expensive, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (cI3Q7)

308 Snausage snuggie

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (uKHZJ)

309 Pud pullover

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (Fc5rx)

310 Gun warmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (jHivX)

311 Meat mitten

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 11:04 PM



*snort

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (sjDKq)

312 Night Iris.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (cI3Q7)

313 I'd never heard of John Legend. Only by reading Darrell's comment above did I learn he's a singer.

Thus thrives the total isolation from pop culture.

ace can do posts where I haven't heard of a single "entertainer", the vehicle, the "franchise" or series of which the vehicle is a part, or the director or writer or the key grip or catering manager.

It's a boring, empty, sterile existence, I tells ya.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (OTzUX)

314 If Amy had kept her sh1t together with that voice of hers people would be going 'Who's Taylor Swift?' in ten years. It may still happen because she could sing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (Qhy4n)

315 That will certainly win people over, some twerp seat moistener at IRS demonstrating to the American people that the Deep State is alive and well and can damn well violate the law without consequences

I am starting to accept the fact that the polls are right and that the suburban dingbat vote is going to carry Biden. There is some structure in the cvnt brain that drives them toward community sabotage and more often than not they do not have to pay the price

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (u28BA)

316 Crank Cozie

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 11:06 PM (JCrfD)

317 He may have paid only 750 bucks to the feds on income tax last year but doesn't Trump voluntarily give the federal government 400 grand a year because he doesn't want their money?
Let's see Biden do that.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 27, 2020 11:06 PM (4thlk)

318 Wang Warmer

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 11:06 PM (wCfj+)

319 >>> 293 ...A pandemic doesn't overrule state laws.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:42 PM (5p7BC)

Oh, it's better than that -- Levin and others are citing specific wording in our Constitution about federal election voting, which requires any method to be passed by the state legislature, not some yoyo state judges or gubners.

Here's a piece at American Thinker about the topic :

https://tinyurl.com/yyqpu2tn
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 11:02 PM (Z4rgH)

Why, it's almost as if those Old Dead White Guys were very thoughtful in how they constructed our government!!

///

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:06 PM (/kh7m)

320 That's just her trying to keep her has been actress name out there, since she's probably found out there is zero demand for a 5th billed actress on a cable network show even if she is married to a Brit royal.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (vMCab)

The Covid lockdown is going to do a number on more then a few celebrity lifestyles.

Sorry, can't pay you 10 mill cause we can't spend 100 mill on a film anymore.

Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 11:06 PM (Ojki1)

321 I still can't figure out the appeal of Taylor Swift. She's so bland.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 11:07 PM (9wXUx)

322 Meshlight...

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 27, 2020 11:07 PM (sjDKq)

323 Sum Ting Wong, "Why does Wang get a warmer?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:07 PM (Qhy4n)

324 AL- Lefties operate on emotion. Everything they promote is based on feelings. Like women (pardon my broad brush).

Posted by: Average Guy at September 27, 2020 11:08 PM (b2diN)

325 Wang is the number one surname in mainland China.

Chen is the number one surname in Taiwan

Everybody Wang Chen tonight.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (Fc5rx)

326 Hey everybody.

Fun fact: the crochet dildos are STILL more virile than Slow Joe. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

327 Pffft. Instant coffee all the way. You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard and forget about it. And later on when you need it it's there. Last forever. It's freeze dried. Freeze. Dried. Crystals!

Posted by: Lt Bookman at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (fFItA)

328
I think we have a thread wiener!
Posted by: Muldoon


More like wiener threads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

329 I am starting to accept the fact that the polls are right and that the suburban dingbat vote is going to carry Biden.
------
Except Hillary didn't win.

That is where all of these criticisms of the power of wine moms to elect Dems falls down.

They were going to elect the first female president. They didn't. Somehow they are going to turn out in even greater numbers for Biden?

I don't see it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (5p7BC)

330 Pfft. You didn't even make single digits.
(Says the man somewhere after #300.)
Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2020 11:04 PM (FKJuo)

11 is obviously first, twice

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (nUhF0)

331 /cocksockoff

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (sjDKq)

332 What?? Election laws must be followed?? We can't just make shit up as we go??

Why, why, It's Florida 2000 all over again!! Election Robbery!!

Posted by: WI Democrats at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (l3+k2)

333 My pussy's on fire!

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (sWM8x)

334 Taxes, Child Support, and real jobs are for the little people.- Hunter Biden (politically connected)

Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (lZC+q)

335 Evening.

Just finished watching The Lighthouse.

Well that was the weirdest goddamn movie I've seen in a while!

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)

336 Tonight's Peon-meal is yummy. Pork shoulder roast, baby potatoes, cut-up turnip, onion, 'mater, and pearl barley, done 10 hours the slow cooker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (jHivX)

337 The Wanky Yankee

In plaid flannel

Made in Maine to a traditional design

Posted by: L.L. Miklos-Bean at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

338 That sounds good, AOP

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 11:10 PM (wCfj+)

339 Everybody Wang Chen tonight.

Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4GtOdJtgL8

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 11:11 PM (JCrfD)

340 A WI "outbreak" is perfectly predictable, based on experience to date.

It has no public health significance.

Nothing that anyone does/doesn't do has any effect on the course of the epidemic, nor on its toll (unless your treatments are below current standard, or something like that).

Period.

But not 100 Trump-lovin' brat scarfin' ice fishin' Wisconsinites probably know that (nor does almost anyone else in any other state). Because they've heard nothing like it from any level of govt., up to this moment. If they knew and understood it, then of course they'd not fear the polling places, or at most vote absentee, which zillions all over do anyway for convenience.

It would be nice to see the constitution and rule of law make a late comeback, as might be starting (and WI lucked out with their state-level supreme court, bigly, already).

But if we emerge from this episode with the current mass indoctrination/misunderstanding of viral epidemics, whoa, just a matter of time til we replay this debacle.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 11:11 PM (OTzUX)

341 And must the simplest things become tech-ified?

I got a $20 Mr. Coffee coffee maker and it works great.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2020 11:11 PM (1Yy3c)

342 /cocksockoff
Posted by: Zettai


one.vowel.

Posted by: Miklos breathes vicarious sigh of relief at September 27, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

343 Great job with the ONT tonight MisHum. I read the content. :-)

Love the story on the hackable coffeemaker. IMHO it's in effect a how-to manual our side can use to make a lot of the Portland and Seattle weirdos very miserable very fast. (Although I'd also bet that coffeemaker is an overpriced Chinese POS.)

Oh, and I agree with Her Majesty. Meghan Markle is *long* overdue for an "unfortunate accident." If I were her, I would arrange not to have her, er, permanently removed from the planet, but simply horribly facial disfigured, which would devastate the deceitful Duchess of Sussex to the ends of the earth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

344 Porker Parka

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:12 PM (Fc5rx)

345 Just finished watching The Lighthouse.

Still can't decide if I liked it and I watched it months ago.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 11:12 PM (JCrfD)

346 Bugger me dead...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 11:12 PM (sjDKq)

347 I am not familiar with Civet coffee... but Caribou is quite tasty.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

Civet coffee was the stuff brewed from beans that had been eaten and then traveled through the digestive tract of a particular breed of civet cat.

IIRC, at the time it was a thing, it was supposed to have been a much less bitter brew. It was insanely expensive, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2020 11:05 PM (cI3Q7)
* * * *

Thanks for the explanation. Sounds absolutely dreadful - gag! Thankfully, Caribou coffee is just a brand name and their coffee is good.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:13 PM (WFcrO)

348 I asked late last night, but has anyone here seen the 2010 Ryan Reynolds flick Buried?

I know one person said it's pretty good, but a downer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Schoolgirl sweater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 11:13 PM (wCfj+)

350 Porker Parka
Posted by: Muldoon


What Spiderman wears when he puts on a little weight ???

Posted by: Adriane the Additional Music Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:13 PM (LPnfS)

351 Crotch crochet

Posted by: Average Guy at September 27, 2020 11:13 PM (b2diN)

352 Schvantz Schmatte

(L'Shana Tova!)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 11:14 PM (0SRO6)

353 How bout that auto cucumber.

Schlong sweater

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 11:14 PM (wCfj+)

354 Those are clearly yarn silos for meat missiles...

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 27, 2020 11:14 PM (7o4Oo)

355 Think Romney, even Romney, easily carried married women. Zero reason to think Biden, who really barely exists as a candidate or a campaign, will do any better than others have done.

And plenty of reason, as Dave in Fla keeps saying, to think he will do much worse, across the board, with just about every identifiable "group".

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 11:14 PM (OTzUX)

356 >>> 324 AL- Lefties operate on emotion. Everything they promote is based on feelings. Like women (pardon my broad brush).
Posted by: Average Guy at September 27, 2020 11:08 PM (b2diN)

I tend to exclude Americans, and the Horde (which isn't all 'Murican!), from generalizations about any group.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:15 PM (/kh7m)

357 Schwarnstucker Snuggie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:15 PM (Qhy4n)

358 217 I saw that NYT article about Trump's taxes. It's very long and convoluted.


There has to be multiple tax accountants going over the Trump tax returns working for the IRS for years and years now. And they have all the information, unlike the losers at the NY Times.

And the IRS hasn't charged Trump of anything illegal.

But yeah, believe a NY Times reporter that got a small subset of the information, who writes another slanderous article about him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

359 A Throckmorton Gildersleeve ?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (Rvt88)

360 FloridaMan, that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond is a classic!

The best part is probably when Marie's husband Frank, who can't stop staring at it, is finally told what the "abstract" sculpture really looks like. The last lines in the episode are of him (played by the late great Peter Boyle) exclaiming, "holy CRAP!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

361 Milano Mask

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (2DOZq)

362 weenie beanie

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (Z4rgH)

363 Schwarnstucker Snuggie?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Schwantzensnuggie

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing GmbH at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

364 I have sent my concerns regarding the El Dorado Fire and demised Crew Boss's + missing crew to the frogs.

This is right up their alley........

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (u1WYs)

365 Oh, it's better than that -- Levin and others are citing specific
wording in our Constitution about federal election voting, which
requires any method to be passed by the state legislature, not some yoyo
state judges or gubners.



Here's a piece at American Thinker about the topic :



https://tinyurl.com/yyqpu2tn

---

If that's for federal office, that's not just Biden votes that get negated by the Barrett-enhanced Supreme Court.

That's every Representative race, and all the Senators up this time.

Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (kOpft)

366 Seriously, those Penile Pouch Plushies look pretty sweet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

367 "C arthage College in Kenosha, Wisconsin announced earlier in September that it would search for a replacement name for its "Red Men and the Lady RedsL..."

So, what's wrong with being named after commies, Commie Carthage

Posted by: Flyover at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (Rbu5d)

368 355 Think Romney, even Romney, easily carried married women. Zero reason to think Biden, who really barely exists as a candidate or a campaign, will do any better than others have done.

And plenty of reason, as Dave in Fla keeps saying, to think he will do much worse, across the board, with just about every identifiable "group".
Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 11:14 PM (OTzUX)

I can't find the Federalist/TIPP crosstab breakdown, but I still don't believe the poll. I wouldn't be surprised if they are oversampling Democrats, even if The Federalist is overseeing the metrics.

Polls don't measure opinion; they shape opinion.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (0SRO6)

369 My wife learned the hard way NOT to donate to WinRed by credit card. Only use checks.

This seems about right, WinRed was dodgy. Link to RealClearPolitics :
tinyurl.com/y6lfstly

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

370 weenie beanie
Posted by: GnuBreed


HA!

Posted by: Miklosian Amusement LLP at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

371 Finally watch Ford vs Ferrari. It is as good as advertised. Well acted and excellent racing scenes. A good solid racing movie.

Night all.....

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (9wXUx)

372 Festivities between Armenia and Azerbaijan pretty interesting. Have not kept up, but surprised. Can't imagine Azeris have the ability to change much on the ground, not permanently. Surprised to see they apparently have PGM and drone capabilities. Have seen no more on early Armenian claim of Turkish air involvement, which would be a BFD.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2020 11:18 PM (OTzUX)

373 257 Nerdy Girl,

Is this brother the one who still sticks his tongue to a frozen flagpole on a dare?

Be he has a Smart Watch that tells him when to breath.
Posted by: Anna Puma


He's an engineer who's smart about technical stuff, but not about everyday, common sense stuff. He's also a bit of a hypochondriac.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

374 Phallus Furries

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Fc5rx)

375 Anybody still here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

376
Schwantzensnuggie
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing GmbH at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)


Ah, yes. The one thing driving a Volkswagen never got me.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (WyVLE)

377 Ah, there's Muldoon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Skin flute tuque

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (2DOZq)

379 Thing thong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (HaL55)

380 >>> 375 Anybody still here?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

No.

Posted by: Anybody at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (/kh7m)

381 Near as I can tell, the people who will vote for Biden live in an alternative universe. The Melinda Henneberger opinion piece is an example. In this alternative universe, right-wingers are attacking innocent people, Trump is a hateful racist who wants to destroy the country, and the obviously nasty and senile Biden is a nice, empathetic guy.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (4JM5Y)

382 Johnson jackets

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 27, 2020 11:21 PM (wCfj+)

383 AlaBAMA,
Proportionately, women are more likely to vote for democrats. I don't get it. But if you look at the crowds at Trump rallies, a lot of the supporters are women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

384 peter parka

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2020 11:22 PM (GIeIM)

385 I suppose everyone's run off to knit himself a very scratchy Meshlight™...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 11:22 PM (sjDKq)

386 The Left: Hey guys we have evidence Trump broke the law with his evil financial dealings! We just need his tax records to prove it.

Non-idiots: You assholes just want to troll through his tax records to try and find something to embarrass him with.


The Left: No seriously.


Hawaiian Judge: I deem it a tax or something like that.

[5 Seconds later from the FNM] EVIL DICTATOR TRUMP ISN'T PAYING ENOUGH TAXES. [Also in real small print] we couldn't find a single damn violation of the law


Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (qlFIA)

387 If that's for federal office, that's not just Biden votes that get negated by the Barrett-enhanced Supreme Court.

That's every Representative race, and all the Senators up this time.


Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (kOpft)


This ruling is sounding better and better. Is it specific to only WI?

Posted by: davidt at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (l3+k2)

388
Peter pouch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (rCwaK)

389 they keep saying that the rioters in Portland OR are white supremisists



yea right

Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (GIeIM)

390
Skin flute tuque
Posted by: Weaning is hard


Take off, hose!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

391 Erection convections

Posted by: Rex B at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (fFItA)

392 You people crack me up.


Erudite yet erotic.

I'm out. Endeavor to persevere y'all.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (Fc5rx)

393 Proportionately, women are more likely to vote for democrats. I don't
get it. But if you look at the crowds at Trump rallies, a lot of the
supporters are women.

___

A lot of the women that vote for Dems don't look like women. Also, a lot of them used to have penises.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (qlFIA)

394 "Hi I'm Mark Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, to tell you all about our fabulous new product: Penile Plush Puppies!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

395 Zettai, nope

Sprue Brothers and Kitlinx are both having sales this weekend. Got things in carts but not ordered anything yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:24 PM (Qhy4n)

396
Dick duster (that's Miley's contribution from the kitchen)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 27, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)

397
they keep saying that the rioters in Portland OR are white supremisists

___

Also if you arrest the vandals and arsonist you are a NAZI sympathizer.

Posted by: The Left at September 27, 2020 11:24 PM (qlFIA)

398 peter parka
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2020 11:22 PM (GIeIM)

My vote for thread winner.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 27, 2020 11:24 PM (2DOZq)

399 Poker parka.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 27, 2020 11:24 PM (HaL55)

400 25
The fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum doesn't need no stinkin' highfalutin coffee maker. Do you?


I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)


I have a couple of pyrex stovetop percolators I bought at yard sales in their original boxes, and a metal french press from SB from when I shopped there, many moons ago.

Morning coffee is made in those. No electricity is involved, unless you count the electronic lighter in the stove.

Posted by: Flyover at September 27, 2020 11:25 PM (Rbu5d)

401 Wacker wrapper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 27, 2020 11:25 PM (HaL55)

402 The last lines in the episode are of him (played by the late great Peter Boyle) exclaiming, "holy CRAP!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (L2ZTs

In real life, we talked about our Time and Attendance system at work. It was abbreviated "TnA" in conversation. Somehow the other meaning was referred to, people laughed -- except one middle-aged woman who didn't get it. So, another lady whispered in her ear.. The look on her face was priceless.

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 11:26 PM (HCeRP)

403 41 Evening all,

Those threatening to leave, please do so. Door, not hitting your rear end, etc.


Granny is either a wicked crochet artist, or has no clue...
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:17 PM (+X9Vs)

Granny had kids, she has clue...

Posted by: Flyover at September 27, 2020 11:26 PM (Rbu5d)

404 Wee Willie Wrapper

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 11:26 PM (Qhy4n)

405
Tallywhacker hammock.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 27, 2020 11:27 PM (rCwaK)

406 "I asked late last night, but has anyone here seen the 2010 Ryan Reynolds flick Buried?"


For a second I thought I did but it was The Captive that I watched. You'll have to watch Buried and give us a report on the movie thread.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 27, 2020 11:27 PM (4thlk)

407 FloridaMan, LOL. I hope she didn't run straight out and file a sexual harassment claim.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

408 My my my -- Project Veritas has caught someone claiming to have 'a car full of' harvested MN ballots for Ilhan Omar. Story at PJ Media :

https://tinyurl.com/y3hj6g47

The plot thickens...

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 11:28 PM (Z4rgH)

409 71...
Home roasted coffee drunk within two weeks of roasting.
Posted by: Splunge at September 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

Where do you fet your green beans, Splunge?

Posted by: Flyover at September 27, 2020 11:28 PM (Rbu5d)

410 Oh, it's better than that -- Levin and others are citing specific wording in our Constitution about federal election voting, which requires any method to be passed by the state legislature, not some yoyo state judges or gubners.

----------------------------

Levin is obviously not aware that any judge is above the Constitution.

Ask one. They will tell you that they really aren't but they decide what it really means.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 11:28 PM (/Dgcm)

411 Biden's eyes creep me out. Saw him delivering a few remarks in an empty auditorium in Delaware. His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (mNhhD)

412 Oh, it's better than that -- Levin and others are citing specific
wording in our Constitution about federal election voting, which
requires any method to be passed by the state legislature, not some yoyo
state judges or gubners.



Here's a piece at American Thinker about the topic :



https://tinyurl.com/yyqpu2tn

---

If that's for federal office, that's not just Biden votes that get negated by the Barrett-enhanced Supreme Court.

That's every Representative race, and all the Senators up this time.
Posted by: Methos at September 27, 2020 11:17 PM (kOpft)

US Constitution Article II:

Each State shall appoint, *in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct,* a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress:

The important part is in between the asterisks. So it's not about Federal Election per se, just the appointing of Electors to the Electoral College.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (1Yy3c)

413 You all and your fancy schmancy coffee makers!

I have it on good authority that MisHum takes raw coffee beans, puts 'em straight in his mouth, chews 'em up and then gulps super-hot water straight from a pot of it he's warmed up on a bonfire in his backyard. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

414 His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????
***

A lot of drugs make your eyes dilate like crazy so it is all irises. Who knows what cocktail he is on.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2020 11:30 PM (qlFIA)

415
Amy Winehouse's biggest commercial hit

"Rehab" was released in 2006; Amy passed in 2011, age 27.


https://tinyurl.com/9a5xv3v

They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said no, no, no
Yes I've been black but when I come back
You'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
Just try to make me go to rehab
But I won't go, go, go
I'd rather be at home with Ray
I ain't got seventy days
'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr. Hathaway
I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a shot glass

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)

416 His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM



Blown pupils from amphetamines...

Posted by: Zettai at September 27, 2020 11:30 PM (sjDKq)

417 they keep saying that the rioters in Portland OR are white supremisists



yea right
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 27, 2020 11:23 PM (GIeIM)


Rednecks across they land say, "OK, shoot them."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 11:31 PM (/Dgcm)

418 Project Veritas just dropped part 1 of their new expose. Recorded evidence of vote fraud by Omar's campaign manager and a couple of her harvesters, bragging about obtaining and filling out absentee ballots.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 27, 2020 11:31 PM (aqH/b)

419 Tadger toque

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:32 PM (uKHZJ)

420 Not shocking at all - Women break bigly for Biden, proving many thoughts I have about women that I'll keep to myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 27, 2020 10:24 PM (kTi97)


I've told him to change his name to Peter Thicke.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 27, 2020 11:32 PM (2N7oZ)

421 Biden's eyes creep me out. Saw him delivering a few remarks in an empty auditorium in Delaware. His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????
Posted by: JuJuBee
---------

Dolls eyes...

Posted by: Quint at September 27, 2020 11:32 PM (cGzEU)

422 Biden's eyes creep me out. Saw him delivering a few remarks in an empty auditorium in Delaware. His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (mNhhD)


Fully dilated?

He tripping.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 11:32 PM (/Dgcm)

423 Still can't decide if I liked it and I watched it months ago.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 11:12 PM (JCrfD)

I had to read the WikiDingDong page about it to figure it out.

Apparently the two guys had the gay for each other.

Sparkle Vampire Man fucking the fish girl doesn't have any real meaning. Apparently sometimes sleazy fish poon is just sleazy fish poon.

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2020 11:33 PM (1Yy3c)

424
I noticed last night the suddenly NEW attack line on A C Barrett was:

"She must commit to recuse herself on any election-related case!!!"

One asks, curious: "On what grounds?"

The answer is as you'd expect:

"SHE MUST COMMIT TO RECUSE HERSELF ON ANY ELECTION-RELATED CASE!!!"

Ah, yes, the oft-repeated DemonRat "grounds" for everything: "Because we said so!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 27, 2020 10:46 PM (1YlHz)

If you are told you should recuse, you should recuse. Proof isn't importanzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzz at September 27, 2020 11:33 PM (Ojki1)

425 But yeah, believe a NY Times reporter that got a small subset of the information, who writes another slanderous article about him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 11:16 PM (sy5kK)


Don't forget, that Trump also had an army of his own lawyers and accountants dotting every "T" and crossing every "I" to insure that he did not run afoul of the IRS benevolent regulations!

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:33 PM (2C38g)

426 >>> 411 Biden's eyes creep me out. Saw him delivering a few remarks in an empty auditorium in Delaware. His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (mNhhD)

Apparently you missed those X-Files episodes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:33 PM (/kh7m)

427 Revolutions never succeed without the support of wealthy, liberal, educated society. Yet revolutionaries seldom conceal that their success entails the seizure of all wealth, the suppression of dissenting opinion, and the murder of class enemies

Internal Revolts? Yes.

Revolts supported by outside countries? different story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

428 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (aA3+G)

429 A Frank Fez.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Needs a tassel ...

Posted by: Adriane the Steely Dan Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (LPnfS)

430 LOL qdpsteve. But this was 20 years ago; nowadays, she could charge a hostile workplace, no safe space, yada yada yada and gotten early retirement

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (HCeRP)

431 Peecoat.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (mNhhD)

432 Biden's face lift did nothing for him. Made him look worse. Like a lizard man.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

433
Wailing about ACB adopting minority kids.

Yeah that will win the heart of every parent that has gone through hoops to adopt a kid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2020 10:44 PM (Qhy4n)

ACB is the ultimate thumb in the eye of RGB. Not only did she not abort her own kids, she adopted more that are minorities then minorities RGB ever let clerk for her.

Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 11:35 PM (Ojki1)

434 If you are told you should recuse, you should recuse. Proof isn't importanzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzz at September 27, 2020 11:33 PM (Ojki1)


Serious you guys, if the Democrats feelz like you should recuse, you must recuse, because that's who we are!

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:35 PM (2C38g)

435 MisHum :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

436 Now they've really stepped in it and reports say the queen is mad.

Nice to see teh Queen incensed about something. She didn't seem too upset when the muzzies invaded Formerly Great Britain.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 27, 2020 11:36 PM (HaL55)

437 Helena, that's exactly it, he looks like one of the black oil people from the X-files.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:36 PM (mNhhD)

438 g'night all

Posted by: FloridaMan at September 27, 2020 11:36 PM (HCeRP)

439 Good evening Morons. Fall is arriving.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 27, 2020 11:38 PM (Jzz++)

440 429 A Frank Fez.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Needs a tassel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Steely Dan Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:34 PM (LPnfS)

Googly eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:38 PM (uKHZJ)

441 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're
about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put
the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)



Me too! Great minds think alike.

Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9beqF)

I have gone old school and now use a percolator.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (nAiE/)

442 Eyes like a sleestak.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (0OmEj)

443 Googly eyes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 27, 2020 11:38 PM (uKHZJ)

"eye"

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (2C38g)

444 >>> 437 Helena, that's exactly it, he looks like one of the black oil people from the X-files.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:36 PM (mNhhD)

OK that is creepy.

They must be giving him some amazing new drug combinations.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (/kh7m)

445 IMHO the tax records are a nothingburger.

Pretty much no one, at this stage, is gonna change their mind re who to vote for. The minuscule number of people who will, aren't enough to tilt the election either way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

446 429 A Frank Fez.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Needs a tassel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Steely Dan Critic ...

Googly eyes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Barney Google's ???

Posted by: Adriane the Steely Dan Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:40 PM (LPnfS)

447 Barney Google's ???
Posted by: Adriane the Steely Dan Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:40 PM (LPnfS)


Got a wife three times his size.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2020 11:41 PM (WyVLE)

448 Congratulations! A win is a win. Sounds like #BigKennel was intimidated after Lila's win yesterday.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:01

Agreed. F!@! the BK folks. You WON!

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2020 11:42 PM (LthQw)

449 239 Biden isn't going to get a higher share of the female vote than Hillary did.

He's not going to get a higher share of anything.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 27, 2020 10:54 PM (JCrfD)

He will get a higher share of something by bumming a cigarette of me...er I mean a stranger at a truck stop.

Posted by: Hunter at September 27, 2020 11:42 PM (Ojki1)

450 They must be giving him some amazing new drug combinations.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (/kh7m)


Hydroxycocainequin + zinc

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:42 PM (2C38g)

451 Reggie's Love Glove

Posted by: Barry O at September 27, 2020 11:43 PM (b2diN)

452 281 32 Prediction, by 2025 Harry has filed for divorce and it will be when he is in England with his kid so they avoid US courts that will side with his psycho bitch wife.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 10:15 PM (vMCab)

And he will sue her for financial support cause grandma has cut him out of the will.
Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Ojki1)



Nah, part of his being welcomed back into the royal court will be his divorcing of his skank ass has-been actress wife and that's part of why he'll do it in England so he gets custody and she's fully cut out and no alimony.

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 11:44 PM (vMCab)

453 88
Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.

Posted by: Ha at September 27, 2020 10:25 PM (/o7t3)

Supposedly conservative member of the Wisconsin SC who always votes with the left on the big things is probably trying to figure out an end run around this.

Posted by: Bete at September 27, 2020 11:45 PM (Ojki1)

454 "You may keep your slurp and gurgle machines."

West Bend's finest!

Posted by: Mayor Alfred E. Buttplug at September 27, 2020 11:45 PM (5bZQr)

455 Schlong sarong

Posted by: irright at September 27, 2020 11:46 PM (RVcmP)

456 Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2020 11:44 PM (vMCab)

That only works if there is still an England.

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:46 PM (2C38g)

457 408 My my my -- Project Veritas has caught someone claiming to have 'a car full of' harvested MN ballots for Ilhan Omar. Story at PJ Media :

https://tinyurl.com/y3hj6g47

The plot thickens...
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 27, 2020 11:28 PM (Z4rgH)


The fine Republican Sec of State in WA has repeatedly told the public "this just can't happen here".

So, there.

Yeah, I'm so disgusted at voter fraud I have to turn away or go nuts. It happens in so many, many ways. And nobody in government gives a rat's ass about it.

Try treating a vote like a bank deposit, instead of a loose bucket of Skittles being tossed from the roof of a building.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

458 Federal Appeals Court rules all Wisconsin ballots due by 8pm on Election Night.
Posted by: Ha

Supposedly conservative member of the Wisconsin SC who always votes with the left on the big things is probably trying to figure out an end run around this.
Posted by: Bete


8 pm which time zone ...

Posted by: Adriane the Leagle Beagle Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

459 All coffee drinkers should have a stovetop percolator on hand...just in case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2020 11:48 PM (bPH26)

460 Try treating a vote like a bank deposit, instead of a loose bucket of Skittles being tossed from the roof of a building.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 27, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)


Good thing we got rid of teaching the concepts of a "sacred trust" and an "oath to be honored" to our children!

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (2C38g)

461 The reason a large proportion of women vote for Democrats is simple but impolitic to say: most women expect to be taken care of. Used to be they expected their husbands to do that. But then they got the bright idea of feminism, which is the liberating doctrine that men collectively should be forced to take care of them without the bother of this marriage business.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (H5knJ)

462 IMHO the tax records are a nothingburger.

Pretty much no one, at this stage, is gonna change their mind re who to vote for. The minuscule number of people who will, aren't enough to tilt the election either way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)


You may be right WRT Trump voters, but I think there could still be a lot of tepid dems who might abandon Biden.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (b2diN)

463 The problem for the states is that they only have 1 ballot. Since the presidential election is on that ballot, then state election laws must be followed, courts and governors can't just change the rules.

Now if they had a separate ballot for all the other elections, then maybe they could get away with extending the deadline.

Look for similar rulings regarding MI and PA next month. I think both states have GOP controlling at least one chamber, so they won't change the rules for a made up emergency.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (5p7BC)

464 Tallywhacker hammock.
Posted by: publius,


Cock Cocoon

Posted by: Miklos At Nite at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

465
Project Veritas just dropped part 1 of their new expose. Recorded evidence of vote fraud by Omar's campaign manager and a couple of her harvesters, bragging about obtaining and filling out absentee ballots.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

=======

It was a good tease, but it looks like the sort of thing that will need follow-up by a prosecutor.

but if true, it does confirm what one of Powerline's sources said: she's getting votes from Somalis with African warlord tactics.

And it completely exposes the danger of ballot harvesting. Her thugs go from door to door, order you not to vote in-person, and say they'll be by to collect your ballot. The assumption is that you'd better have one, and it had better be filled out "properly."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (G51Gf)

466
Staying out of politics is the Prime Directive of the royals. If they wade into politics, they're through as an institution. The Queen and all of them with any sense know this. Meghan does not, and Harry is just too stupid. I think he knows better, but she had him by the balls leading him around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (rCwaK)

467 8 pm which time zone ...

Posted by: Adriane the Leagle Beagle Critic ... at September 27, 2020 11:47 PM (LPnfS)


Hawaiian judge says 8 PM Honolulu time, brah!

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (2C38g)

468 buzzion, re Harry, the belief (at least IMHO) is that one day, when he's finally had enough, Harry will charter a private plane back to the UK, along with his son. Meghan won't know anything until they're in the air.

At which point... Meghan will IMMEDIATELY start screaming, sexual abuse and child abuse from Harry.

And unfortunately, I don't believe that Harry is out of the woods at all once he gets to London. While he does have the resources to keep Archie hidden, the "family" courts there are supposedly mindbendingly leftist, SJW and ultra-feminist, and Meghan will play EVERY card-- race, sex, etc-- to screw him over.

Even if Harry gets to keep custody over 50% of the time, he will be dragged through an entire ocean of mud.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

469 My preference is a coffee press. Also electric kettle. No stove required.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (0OmEj)

470 271 If I were Trump, my go to response to a question about taxes from Chris Wallace would be to ask if the $3M bribe Hunter took is taxable.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 10:59 PM (5p7BC)

We rate this statement false as it was 3.5 Mil. Thus Trump is a liar and doody head.

Posted by: Snopes at September 27, 2020 11:51 PM (Ojki1)

471 This is where the enthusiasm gap comes into play.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 27, 2020 11:51 PM (b2diN)

472 415

Had a great voice, yet took the 27 club route....

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 27, 2020 11:51 PM (u1WYs)

473 Average Guy, good point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

474 so they won't change the rules for a made up emergency.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 11:49 PM (5p7BC)

I have the powerrr!

Posted by: Herr Gretchen at September 27, 2020 11:51 PM (SxBH1)

475 It describes my sex life. Slurp and gurgle, not slap and tickle.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 27, 2020 11:53 PM (mNhhD)

476 It describes my sex life. Slurp and gurgle, not slap and tickle.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler


Correction: slurp, gurgle and BIG BROWN SPLAT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

477 buzzion, re Harry, the belief (at least IMHO) is
that one day, when he's finally had enough, Harry will charter a private
plane back to the UK, along with his son. Meghan won't know anything
until they're in the air.



At which point... Meghan will IMMEDIATELY start screaming, sexual abuse and child abuse from Harry.



And unfortunately, I don't believe that Harry is out of the woods at
all once he gets to London. While he does have the resources to keep
Archie hidden, the "family" courts there are supposedly mindbendingly
leftist, SJW and ultra-feminist, and Meghan will play EVERY card-- race,
sex, etc-- to screw him over.



Even if Harry gets to keep custody over 50% of the time, he will be dragged through an entire ocean of mud.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

I do not think that will happen for one simple reason. By law in GB, the Queen has custody of all royal children. She may not choose to exercise physical custody rights but she could if she wanted (and Kings and Queens have exercised that right in the past).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 27, 2020 11:54 PM (nAiE/)

478 Hawaiian judge says 8 PM Honolulu time, brah!
Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar


NO PU-PU, NO PEACE!

Posted by: Community Activist Miklos at September 27, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

479 DANG!!

Locked myself outa the ONT.....waiting on AAA and the shimmy-shim of ...OPENING...they said 30 minutes

BRB

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 27, 2020 11:54 PM (u1WYs)

480 The reason a large proportion of women vote for Democrats is simple but impolitic to say: most women expect to be taken care of. Used to be they expected their husbands to do that. But then they got the bright idea of feminism, which is the liberating doctrine that men collectively should be forced to take care of them without the bother of this marriage business.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 27, 2020 11:49

Oh boy, could rile a lot of folks w/ that. There are many as you describe, but my wife would disagree. She's a smart women and there are a few around.

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2020 11:55 PM (LthQw)

481 redbanzai, in that case I would expect Meghan to press her case in American "family" courts.

But I hope you are correct and that she can be screwed over, if you'll pardon the pun, royally. :-)
She deserves it like crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

482 Oh boy, could rile a lot of folks w/ that. There are many as you describe, but my wife would disagree. She's a smart women and there are a few around.

Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2020 11:55 PM (LthQw)


Somehow, I'd bet that your wife is NOT a Democrat?

Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:56 PM (2C38g)

483
She was an anomaly in the Pop Music world. She was basically a Jazz
singer who got popular. Doesn't happen often. She was an excellent Jazz
singer and it's sad she's gone. What a mess of a gal.


Part of her problem was that she couldn't deal with her own success. She had a very poor self image.

I didn't appreciate her voice until after she was gone.
By the way, if you haven't listened to Bennett and GaGa's The lady is a Tramp you owe it to yourself to do so.
https://tinyurl.com/ctgpw3s

Posted by: An Observation at September 27, 2020 11:56 PM (tXsFH)

484 No poo-poo, no peace.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 27, 2020 11:57 PM (mNhhD)

485 Sorry I'm late.


Went out for dinner at a place I knew one of my son's high school classmates worked. She was there and called her parents who I knew from church in the Valley of the Sunstroke. An invitation was extended to visit them at their cabin and we spent a few hours talking. OK, they talked and I played with their dogs.

And a good time was had by all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (SchxB)

486 But I hope you are correct and that she can be screwed over, if you'll pardon the pun, royally. :-)
She deserves it like crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve


She'll be fine.

Hollywood is full of honest, family-oriented men who just want to be loyal, loving husbands.

Posted by: optimistic Miklos at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

487 If you want to see white privilege, come to Portland, Oregon.

Antifa is bitterly complaining that the cops are more aggressive towards them then they are to the Proud Boys (hint: although the Proud Boys might enjoy mixing it up with Antifa, they never attack the cops, never set fire to buildings, and never attack police stations).

They also think that they can openly call for the murder of policemen, and scream vile insults at cops a couple of feet away from them, and that the cops will be restrained and act professionally towards them.

It just doesn't get any whiter than that.

Another aspect of white privilege is that a substantial fraction of rioters claim to be "press". They don't throw things at the cops (usually), but are free with the vile insults, and generally don't think they have to comply with police orders.

Last night, the Portland cops aggressively charged the crowd several times after midnight (hey - you don't want tear gas used? This is the alternative.).

As they always do, the cops announced over a loudspeaker several times that it was an illegal assembly before charging.

Well, Antifa is all upset that a 74-year-old "reporter" was knocked down, along with a blind "reporter" (her assistant was arrested).

Maybe it's just me, but perhaps blind people and 74-year-olds should leave when the cops announce that it is an illegal assembly?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (I2/tG)

488 I'm watching the 90s Mary Shelley Frankenstein.

Robert Deniro seems a terrible choice, but I am only halfway through. Tom Hulce and Ian Holme appear. The melodrama is very clunky. Kenneth Brannagh is very fit, he seemed pudgy in Henry V.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (LxTcq)

489 Miklos, thanks for that. Meds must be kicking in. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

490 Prayers for Brad Parscale.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2020 11:59 PM (+YYKs)

491 422 Biden's eyes creep me out. Saw him delivering a few remarks in an empty auditorium in Delaware. His eyes are all black. No whites, no irises. I suppose it's a trick of the light, he squints, but WTF????
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 27, 2020 11:29 PM (mNhhD)


Fully dilated?

He tripping.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 27, 2020 11:32 PM (/Dgcm)


Biden has been drugged up crazy for months now.

He is reminding me of Elvis in the last days, if you've ever seen old videos of that.

The doctor that gives Biden the shot or pill that sends him over the line is going to jail, the Democrats will scapegoat him.

Biden still has to stay conscious for 5 more weeks. He has been hidden by his handlers for weeks now.

And tonight, ironically, MisHum posts an Amy Winehouse video.

Premonitory or coincidence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:01 AM (sy5kK)

492 I'm curious how many votes Omar's team got in this.

This technique is pretty old and it is limited because you have to find the absenttee ballots of people who don't vote. Massive fraud almost certainly has to be combined with somehow closing polling places, but then you still have to get the ballot, which means the voter isn't going to vote themselves.

I've been wondering the last few days of this won't backfire on the Dems. They lose more votes from incorrectly completed absentee ballots than they get from fraud.

I still don't believe they can fraudulently produce enough votes to overcome Trump voters showing up on election day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 12:01 AM (5p7BC)

493 And unfortunately, I don't believe that Harry is out of the woods at all once he gets to London. While he does have the resources to keep Archie hidden, the "family" courts there are supposedly mindbendingly leftist, SJW and ultra-feminist, and Meghan will play EVERY card-- race, sex, etc-- to screw him over.

Even if Harry gets to keep custody over 50% of the time, he will be dragged through an entire ocean of mud.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)



Of course they're mind bendingly leftist. I don't doubt that. I also bet they're blatantly anti-american and pro their silly little monarchy.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 12:02 AM (vMCab)

494 And tonight, ironically, MisHum posts an Amy Winehouse video.

Premonitory or coincidence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Amy Winehouse was a better singer than Biden.

Better tits too.

Posted by: undecided independent voter Miklos at September 28, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

495 Frankenstein: Deniro went full retard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2020 12:03 AM (LxTcq)

496 "Formerly Great Britain"

It's taken a pathetic trajectory once it started apologizing for conquest. Thing is, somebody's gonna do it, may as well be you with the Magna Carta and a shred of Enlightened decency. Unlike the commie and goatfucker savages that litter most of the rest of the world.

Just because we took the torch (and kicked their ass when we needed to) doesn't excuse the craven collapse of the once great empire.

The tragedy is amplified when America leaves a vacuum, like 8 years of JEF sucking and blowing. But at least TrollGodGalacticEmperor Goldenhair is putting things right. 4 more years is a must!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:04 AM (5bZQr)

497 And it completely exposes the danger of ballot harvesting. Her thugs go
from door to door, order you not to vote in-person, and say they'll be
by to collect your ballot. The assumption is that you'd better have one,
and it had better be filled out "properly."


If only there was some group of people whose job it was to make sure that voting was done a certain way, maybe using one of those law thingys I hear so much about, who could stop that from happening...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:04 AM (HaL55)

498 And Proud Boys is more multi racial than Antifa.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (YynYJ)

499 448 Congratulations! A win is a win. Sounds like #BigKennel was intimidated after Lila's win yesterday.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2020 11:01

Agreed. F!@! the BK folks. You WON!
Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2020 11:42 PM (LthQw)

Agreed!

BK just walked home with her tail between her legs, that bitch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (sy5kK)

500 Tony Bennett is one of the last singers with phrasing like Sinatra.

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (+ya+t)

501 In case it hasn't been said, Hunter has a newer baby with his most recent wife. Pretty sure SloJoe is aware of that one.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (wvQJ5)

502
This technique is pretty old and it is limited because you have to find the absenttee ballots of people who don't vote. Massive fraud almost certainly has to be combined with somehow closing polling places, but then you still have to get the ballot, which means the voter isn't going to vote themselves.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

========

Don't know if you saw my post upthread or watched the whole vid, but it seem Ilhan's machine has worked around all this.

You don't have to find absentee ballots of non-voters; you go to everyone's house and you order them not to vote in person and threateningly add that you'll be back to pick up their ballot and it better filled in right.

You don't have to close polling places; you can effectively close them to anyone whose vote you've already harvested.

Yet another reason why ballot harvesting should be outlawed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 12:07 AM (G51Gf)

503 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 27, 2020 11:58 PM (Schx

Dogs, Gods way of helping out in a shitty situation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2020 12:07 AM (aA3+G)

504 "By law in GB, the Queen has custody of all royal children. She may not choose to exercise physical custody rights but she could if she wanted (and Kings and Queens have exercised that right in the past)."

Throw the wench into London Tower!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:08 AM (5bZQr)

505 Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (wvQJ5)

Hey joe, can you name all of hunter's kids?
First, middle, and last...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 28, 2020 12:09 AM (2C38g)

506 I didn't appreciate her voice until after she was gone.

I've tried to listen to her, but I can't understand half of what she sings.

I don't watch South Park for the same reason: can't understand a single word of dialogue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:09 AM (HaL55)

507
If only there was some group of people whose job it was to make sure that voting was done a certain way, maybe using one of those law thingys I hear so much about, who could stop that from happening...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career

======

Perhaps a federal agency tasked with ensuring the integrity of elections...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 12:10 AM (G51Gf)

508 "In case it hasn't been said, Hunter has a newer baby with his most recent wife. Pretty sure SloJoe is aware of that one"

Time out, Johnny Appleseed. Is this wife the stripper, a ho, his dead brother's wife, or someone else? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:11 AM (5bZQr)

509
"By law in GB, the Queen has custody of all royal children. She may not
choose to exercise physical custody rights but she could if she wanted
(and Kings and Queens have exercised that right in the past)."



Throw the wench into London Tower!


Her incessant whining may be what it takes to get the rats to abandon the place they've been infesting since 1078.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 12:11 AM (SchxB)

510 In case it hasn't been said, Hunter has a newer baby with his most recent wife. Pretty sure SloJoe is aware of that one.

No he isn't. He was interviewed recently, and claimed to have five grandchildren.

He actually has seven - the one that Hunter had with the whore, plus the one with the new wife.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 12:11 AM (I2/tG)

511 OMG. :-)

For all the Miami Vice fans here, I just found this:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3o59jb

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

512 You get like two or three good minutes a day for a photograph like this. Plus the whole rest of the time it's too f'k'n hot.

Posted by: bour3 at September 28, 2020 12:12 AM (KXQr+)

513 Dogs, Gods way of helping out in a shitty situation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2020 12:07 AM (aA3+G)

Dogs are God's reminder that He loves us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 28, 2020 12:12 AM (2C38g)

514 schlong sarong!

Posted by: whiskey tango at September 28, 2020 12:13 AM (IOl3v)

515 I've tried to listen to her, but I can't understand half of what she sings.

I don't watch South Park for the same reason: can't understand a single word of dialogue.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:09 AM (HaL55)

I don't think I have heard a single Amy Winehouse song. Or if I did, it was so unremarkable that it went in one ear and out the other. If she had been that great, somehow, I'd have heard her, and said to myself, "Wow! Who is that?" There was never a "wow" moment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 12:14 AM (jHivX)

516 @492 This technique is pretty old and it is limited because you have to find the absenttee ballots of people who don't vote. Massive fraud almost certainly has to be combined with somehow closing polling places, but then you still have to get the ballot, which means the voter isn't going to vote themselves.

------------------------

The ballot can be finagled. A sympathizer at the voting location can let you know whether the individual showed up to vote in person. I think most of the time you can get evidence of whether or not they requested an absentee ballot. And if they did, and you've got a corrupt ally on the inside at the Post Office, then the mailed in ballots for people from particular area (particularly ones that trend for the other party) might get misplaced. And then like magic, a complete set of ballots corresponding to all of those missing ballots might suddenly turn up in the most unexpected locations.

Also, if you're completely confident that a voter didn't request an absentee ballot (doesn't apply in some states this year, since voters are getting mail-in ballots by default), and didn't vote in person, then a "sympathetic" poll worker might "helpfully" fill out a ballot "just the way that the voter in question would have voted" if he or she had been able to show up and vote in person.

Posted by: junior at September 28, 2020 12:14 AM (PTw5h)

517 NO PU-PU, NO PEACE!

IKR?

Posted by: Drink Like that Dude Grinding One Out at Nazi Pelosi's Place at September 28, 2020 12:14 AM (5bZQr)

518 schlong sarong!
Posted by: whiskey tango


tallywhacker tutu

Posted by: Miklos, who thought we were done with this at September 28, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

519 For all the Miami Vice fans here, I just found this:




It's missing Elvis, Crockett's guard-gator.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:15 AM (HaL55)

520 Time out, Johnny Appleseed. Is this wife the stripper, a ho, his dead brother's wife, or someone else? I can't keep up.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:11 AM (5bZQr)

It's the white South African broad that he married within a few microseconds of landing there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 12:15 AM (jHivX)

521 Posted by: Farmer at September 27, 2020 11:55 PM (LthQw)

Somehow, I'd bet that your wife is NOT a Democrat?
Posted by: The Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at September 27, 2020 11:56

Not by a mile. Sometimes she thinks I'm a bit far right, sometimes she takes positions to my right. But she does think these Dems are evil scum.

We agree on that.

Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 12:17 AM (LthQw)

522 It's the white South African broad that he married within a few microseconds of landing there.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 12:18 AM (I2/tG)

523 I am starting to accept the fact that the polls are right and that the suburban dingbat vote is going to carry Biden.
------
Except Hillary didn't win.

That is where all of these criticisms of the power of wine moms to elect Dems falls down.

They were going to elect the first female president. They didn't. Somehow they are going to turn out in even greater numbers for Biden?

I don't see it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 27, 2020 11:09 PM (5p7BC)

Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 12:18 AM (Ed8Zd)

524 Blonde Morticia - I just read that comment. Interesting take on it. I can see it working in a few precincts, but not sure if it can work in a full district during a high turnout election. Every district has about 500K voters. That is a lot of muscle to make a big difference.

In a close election? Sure it will turn the election.

I think my biggest doubt about massive fraud is that it could happen without being discovered and the election invalidated. That already happened in a few small races.

I worry more about our turnout. If we are going to lose, that will be the reason.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 12:18 AM (5p7BC)

525 Biden has been drugged up crazy for months now.

He is reminding me of Elvis in the last days, if you've ever seen old videos of that.

The doctor that gives Biden the shot or pill that sends him over the line is going to jail, the Democrats will scapegoat him.


and...

Michael Jackson

The 'Artist Formally Known as Prince', heh, formally.



Joe "Stink Finger" Biden is not a rock star.
Nope. Demcong cannot spin it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2020 12:19 AM (/Dgcm)

526 Harry has put himself into the position where he can only get out if he does a Henry VIII on Megan.

Well, he does have precedent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 12:20 AM (V2Yro)

527 She made Harry sell his collection of axes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2020 12:21 AM (LxTcq)

528
I came very late to that post this afternoon about that Hayek Cafe article noting how much better off we are in 2020 than 1975. The metric for better being nothing but a very technical and naive measure of technological capability and cost per unit.

After thinking about it for a while, if I could step through some portal back into 1975, I would do so with no regrets.

I could step back into the world of my 8 yr old self and do just fine. I'd miss some things, like computers and the internet (but not smart phones and social media), and some conveniences of Amazon and all that, but I'd happily be so deprived.

I could step back into that world, with one, plain black Western Electric model 500 dial phone in the den and be happy with it. I hop right in the '74 Ford LTD and drive it around with a smile on my face.

And that evening, I sit down in front of the huge 70s TV set with 3 main channels plus some shit on UHF and wouldn't miss much. At 11:30, Johnny Carson would come on and I'd enjoy the hell out his monologue.

I would not feel the least bit deprived.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 12:23 AM (rCwaK)

529 Tony Bennett is one of the last singers with phrasing like Sinatra.
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 12:06 AM (+ya+t)


Mel Brooks in "High Anxiety" is another one.

Which reminds me: Last night watched the PBS "American Masters" documentary on Mel Brooks (came out couple of years old). Average Wife & Daughter & myself were LOLing through the whole 90 min. show. Recommend it if you want a good laugh.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 28, 2020 12:23 AM (b2diN)

530 Harry is well and truly fucked. I think he burned his bridges.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2020 12:24 AM (0OmEj)

531 Not really intended to rile anyone. In the case of husbands and wives, the expectation of being taken care of, expecting the husband to be a good provider, seems reasonable enough to me. There's a give and take in an old fashioned marriage. Point I was trying to make is that women go right on expecting the same thing even when they abandon old arrangements, like marriage. It's pretty much the hallmark of feminism: demand all the benefits of the old regime without accepting any of its responsibilities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 12:24 AM (H5knJ)

532 492 I'm curious how many votes Omar's team got in this.

This technique is pretty old and it is limited because you have to find the absentee ballots of people who don't vote. Massive fraud almost certainly has to be combined with somehow closing polling places, but then you still have to get the ballot, which means the voter isn't going to vote themselves.
----------------

You're limiting your understanding of corruption.

Ballot harvesters collect the ballots, then steam them open and either update the vote, or replace the ballot completely with a fake one.
Ballot harvesters also get good at casually talking with the voters they visit, and can usually tell which candidate their mark voted for.
They keep the ballots for their guy, and dump the other ones, or like I said earlier, steam the envelope open.
Or they figure out the ballot is for the other guy, and just change the conversation and leave it.
The counting machines don't check the ballot ID # for validity.

There were maybe 4 R House races in Cali during the 2018 campaign that led at the end of the night's counting, only to lose a week later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

533 Shouldn't have given Sleepy credit for knowing any of the grandkids. He's lucky to remember his own name.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 28, 2020 12:25 AM (wvQJ5)

534 "schlong sarong"

crocheted cocksocket
yarn barn, for the trouser snake
knitted pickle pouch
stitch in time safe for nine
John Thomas' millinery

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:25 AM (5bZQr)

535 I don't think I have heard a single Amy Winehouse song. Or if I did, it was so unremarkable that it went in one ear and out the other. If she had been that great, somehow, I'd have heard her, and said to myself, "Wow! Who is that?" There was never a "wow" moment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 12:14 AM (jHivX)



I only know one song of hers. "Rehab" And I think that it had a lot more to do with the music than it does with her singing, since I believe I saw that the guy that did the music went on to do work with Bruno Mars in a lot of his big band style songs.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 12:26 AM (vMCab)

536 Even if Harry gets to keep custody over 50% of the time, he will be dragged through an entire ocean of mud.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

One the one hand this is the kind of shit that pisses me off.

In his case however, all I can say is "Lie down with dogs, wake up with flees."

Posted by: Snopes at September 28, 2020 12:26 AM (Ojki1)

537 publius, my mother (who is 81) has told me that if she could, she'd live in the year 1959 forever. :-)

I can kind of understand. Part of me wishes it could be 1989 forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)

538 Got my fridge set at 41degrees, it shows it's 84 degrees. I put a remote thermometer in it and it shows 27 degrees. It's nearing baby sledge time.

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 12:27 AM (+ya+t)

539 Dogs, Gods way of helping out in a shitty situation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2020 12:07 AM (aA3+G)

Dogs are God's reminder that He loves us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-------

[strokes the head of Miss Sophie, who is snoozing on the sofa, next to me]

Poor thing. 16 next month, deaf, cataracts, joints getting weak, bronchitis held in check by prednisone, heart murmur.

Still loves to go out and trot about for a while every day, still drawn to any humans she encounters, all wags and grins. Sleeps a *lot*.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 12:28 AM (WD9ZA)

540 Tony Bennett is one of the last singers with phrasing like Sinatra.
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 12:06

Ya know looking at that picture made me sad. Tony Bennett, a survivor, and Amy Whinehouse, one who couldn't survive the maelstrom of fame.

Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 12:28 AM (LthQw)

541 "I worry more about our turnout. If we are going to lose, that will be the reason"

Downballot will be the bigger problem. No fucking way Retarded Meltbrain Joe-pedo is going to beat President Trump. But if we lose the senate, and don't take the house, he'll be harassed and hamstrung to new levels.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:30 AM (5bZQr)

542 Ya know looking at that picture made me sad. Tony Bennett, a survivor,
and Amy Whinehouse, one who couldn't survive the maelstrom of fame.

She pissed it all away. Not much sympathy for her over here.Had a few friends drink themselves to death. It's suicide.

Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 12:33 AM (+ya+t)

543
I can't wait to watch Donald ask Joe "Where's Hunter?"
Posted by: ALH at September 27, 2020 10:22 PM (9beqF

Or how many grandchildren he has, and what their names are.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 28, 2020 12:33 AM (qyH+l)

544 There were maybe 4 R House races in Cali during the 2018 campaign that led at the end of the night's counting, only to lose a week later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)


Nobody said a harvester cannot be selection about which ballots they collect or turn in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2020 12:34 AM (/Dgcm)

545 @530 USNtakim-I think when it finally sinks in for Prince Harry what he has allowed his wife to do to him, I think the poor bastard is going to off himself. I don't get into this celebrity gossip BS but I've followed his situation a bit with wife Meghan. I just get a dark feeling about that whole situation.

Posted by: JROD at September 28, 2020 12:34 AM (0jZnq)

546
Tony Bennett's all-time classic, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco", was first released in 1962.


I have a "best of" CD of his earlier stuff, and listening to his voice when he was 40-ish is even more amazing than the later stuff. His breath control and ability to hang on a note are incredible.

I think he is something like 92 now, and was still touring until Covid shut everything down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

547 I can kind of understand. Part of me wishes it could be 1989 forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve

1980-1989 was a glorious time, with a resounding win at the end.

Posted by: Miklos, who fondly remembers fondling that girl who liked it at September 28, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

548 Bennet is a raging Lefty I believe. He even compared America to Nazi Germany before the Trump Admin an also said we caused 9/11. I get why we shouldn't always consider political views when it comes to artists, if we did that we would miss out on a lot of good music and acting. But I don't think I can get passed what Bennett has said about this country.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 12:37 AM (oTgjc)

549 Miklos, yup. I had no money, but didn't need too much, and I always managed to have a good time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

550
After thinking about it for a while, if I could step through some portal back into 1975, I would do so with no regrets.

Posted by: publius

I'd be on an aircraft carrier off Vietnam... I'll skip a replay of that, thank you...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 28, 2020 12:40 AM (gtatv)

551
Nobody said a harvester cannot be selection about which ballots they collect or turn in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2020 12:34 AM (/Dgcm)


Ballot harvesting is illegal in many states, but not Cali, that made it legal a couple of years ago. I don't believe it has been tested in court.

It is all crooked as a mountain country road.

Secret ballot? pffffft.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:40 AM (sy5kK)

552 One the one hand this is the kind of shit that pisses me off.



In his case however, all I can say is "Lie down with dogs, wake up with flees."


I still can't believe that there wasn't some nice British lass from a good family that he could've married.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:41 AM (HaL55)

553 @547 Miklos-Agree with you and qdpsteve. I graduated in 86'. Maybe ace will let us use the time machine......or we can steal it.

Posted by: JROD at September 28, 2020 12:42 AM (0jZnq)

554
Actors and press people are easily 90% + lefty.

Actors do fake stuff as their job, press are supposed to be neutral and honest.



..... and for that last laugh, you're welcome.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:44 AM (sy5kK)

555 The time/place to be born? California, 1936. Turn 20 in '56, when life was very, very good for a young person in CA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 12:44 AM (cGzEU)

556 I still can't believe that there wasn't some nice British lass from a good family that he could've married.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:41 AM (HaL55)

There were probably something like ten million young women throughout Britain and the Commonwealth that would have made a classier wife for Harry than that Markle skank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 12:46 AM (jHivX)

557 1980-1989 was a glorious time, with a resounding win at the end.
Posted by: Miklos, who fondly remembers fondling that girl who liked it at September 28, 2020 12:36

I'm just a bit older than you. The fun was 1973-77, my college yrs and continued for a bit till I left town and started farming in 1980.

As Archie would say...those were the days.

Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 12:47 AM (LthQw)

558 You're limiting your understanding of corruption.

-------

No, I understand all of those techniques quite well. There are also quite a few tricks used at the polling locations as well.

It is why we have the "margin of fraud" meme. Close elections will always turn toward the Dems unless they are somehow stopped.

We almost ended up with Gillam as governor, but Palm Beach County ran out of eligible voters before they could make up a 20K vote deficit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 12:48 AM (5p7BC)

559 Mike H. - kind of nailed it, perfectly. Anyway, for those who came along just a bit later, and remember how great things were, being 20 in '56 in CA (southern, BTW) - that would be sublime. All depends on your interests, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 12:49 AM (OTzUX)

560 For those worried about PA...

Assuming I am reading the reports from the PA State Department correctly, in 2016, voter registration was:

10/01/16
D: 4,172,826
R: 3,280,202
Other: 1,193,201

Now, it is:
09/21/20
D: 4,138,254 (-34,572 since 2016)
R: 3,405,240 (+125,038 since 2016)
Other: 1,256,926 (+63,725 since 2016)

Trump won PA by 44k votes in 2016, and he did it with basically no ground operation. This year, he has a ground operation and the state is more Republican.

By my calculations, Trump needs only one state in the Rust Belt (PA, WI, MN, or MI). If Trump voters show up to the polls on election day, we will win.

Posted by: Seldom at September 28, 2020 12:52 AM (bcekj)

561 OK Hordelings, the eyelids are getting heavy....heavy...time to check out.


Y'all don't burn the place down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 28, 2020 12:52 AM (HaL55)

562 There were probably something like ten million young
women throughout Britain and the Commonwealth that would have made a
classier wife for Harry than that Markle skank.


A Thai ladyboy would have been better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 12:53 AM (SchxB)

563 425 I went and looked at the link for the Strikeman trainer. Seems like pretty much the same thing we've seen from other vendors for two or three years now. I gotta wonder though how a product that starts shipping in a week and a half has 150 user reviews.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 27, 2020 11:01 PM (qc+VF)

...

(dragged up from the gun thread)

I had the same question.

Also, how are they not having to rack the slide between dry fire shots? Does pulling the trigger move the firing pin just a little?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2020 12:54 AM (yL25O)

564 Y'all don't burn the place down.

But the fire is so pretty!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 12:54 AM (SchxB)

565 "A Thai ladyboy would have been better"

No blackmail baby, either.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2020 12:56 AM (5bZQr)

566 So then this...
How many of the Horde are in to TOP FUEL NITRO DRAGSTERS?....wait for it....

Here in Cali we have quarter mile strips dedicated to the fun of thus ..the power of thus...the fan freakin goose bump spoding ultimate, ROAR of thus.. and they come back in ever increasing numbers every year....!

So I'm sayin..go check out these awesome events...pick a particular run that rocks your world ...and make that your battle cry for your vote on 11/3...serious power.....very serious power....we roar...WE ROAR!!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 12:56 AM (u1WYs)

567
No, I understand all of those techniques quite well. There are also quite a few tricks used at the polling locations as well.

It is why we have the "margin of fraud" meme. Close elections will always turn toward the Dems unless they are somehow stopped.

We almost ended up with Gillam as governor, but Palm Beach County ran out of eligible voters before they could make up a 20K vote deficit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 12:48 AM (5p7BC)


Go study the last Seattle city council election. 4 seats were turned days after the election with "found" and "late" votes. All Leftists/Communists. Which is why Mayor Jenny can't even veto anything those twinkies pass, like defunding police while unrest continues. And the local newspaper investigating anything? The Seattle Times should properly re-name their paper "The Democrat Newsletter of Puget Sound." It used to be a real paper, now it just covers up crap like this, while ignoring Repub candidates or writing just to smear them with falsehoods.

We can agree to disagree. I'm from the state that is as corrupt as any, and more corrupt than most. Institutionalized corruption. And why I've given up on the ballot box, and now believe only in the ammo box.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

568 WE ROAR!!!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch


Gentlemen

Posted by: Big Daddy Miklos-Don Garlits at September 28, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

569 Corrupted elections is a good way to bring on the sportyness.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2020 01:01 AM (0OmEj)

570
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!

64 FUNNY CARS, ALL IN THE SAME PLACE!

BE THERE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, remembering old radio ads at September 28, 2020 01:02 AM (sy5kK)

571 568

We are serving Scotch and American cigars on the veranda after the Sit-Rep.

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:03 AM (u1WYs)

572
I think my biggest doubt about massive fraud is that it could happen without being discovered and the election invalidated. That already happened in a few small races.

I worry more about our turnout. If we are going to lose, that will be the reason.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

=======

I see your point, and I also wonder if fraud actually makes a difference in Ilhan's elections, which she wins by landslides.

THen LeftCoast Dawg points out the knife's edge elections where a little fraud goes a long way. In addition to those Cali districts, I believe Norm Coleman also lost by a few hundred probably fraudulent votes in the eletion that made Al Franken a US Senator.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 01:03 AM (G51Gf)

573 Here in Cali we have quarter mile strips dedicated to the fun of thus
..the power of thus...the fan freakin goose bump spoding ultimate,
ROAR of thus.. and they come back in ever increasing numbers every
year....!


You reminded me of nights spent at the Fremont drag strip. Bracket racing, and the occasional idiot blowing up Daddy's car because they didn't know what the hell they were doing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 01:04 AM (SchxB)

574
I will say that since the WA voting system has become so corrupt, my ability to connect with paper targets has improved in an inverse relationship.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:05 AM (sy5kK)

575 SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!



64 FUNNY CARS, ALL IN THE SAME PLACE!



BE THERE!


We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)

576
And the local newspaper investigating anything? The Seattle Times should properly re-name their paper "The Democrat Newsletter of Puget Sound."

posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=======

Good lord, Dawg, if there's no adversarial press then maybe voter fraud isn't necessary; maybe the electorte really is that nutty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 01:10 AM (G51Gf)

577 574....
so, going to ground...hateful that...most hateful.

Be safe in cover then...another day for you...in better glory.

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:10 AM (u1WYs)

578 Goodnight, Horde.

Have to work tomorrow. The powerball retirement plan hasn't quite worked out like I'd hoped.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 28, 2020 01:11 AM (SchxB)

579 Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff.


Quite right.

Posted by: H. R. Pufnstuf at September 28, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

580 We are serving Scotch and American cigars on the veranda after the Sit-Rep.

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:03 AM (u1WYs)

That sounds good, but American cigars? Do they actually exist?? Something thats not made from horse shit and splinters? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

581 Well, it's early. But I am sleepy already. I think the three bowls of pork pot roast stew put me in a food stupor. Just got to remember to put the leftovers in the fridge. Might put it in a covered dish, and stick under the cover on the grill outside. It's going to get "fridge cold" outside tonight, if it isn't already. Was in the 40's last I checked. Saves the fridge compressor a workout.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 01:12 AM (jHivX)

582 do your driving on the street, and your racing at Lyons.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 28, 2020 01:13 AM (P8FeH)

583 We are serving Scotch and American cigars on the veranda after the Sit-Rep.



Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:03 AM (u1WYs)

That sounds good, but American cigars? Do they actually exist?? Something thats not made from horse shit and splinters? lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

I was thinking the same thing. I recall that there are a very few 100 percent America cigars. Many cigars are made here, like those made in Tampa. And the Connecticut Broad Leaf is a common and valuable wrapper. But sure, most cigars are made with non American tobacco. But there are a few American Puros.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 01:15 AM (oTgjc)

584 But there are a few American Puros.
Posted by: Quint


Wisky, puros y putas.

Si, una fiesta.

Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at September 28, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

585 But there are a few American Puros.

Posted by: Quint





Wisky, puros y putas.



Si, una fiesta.

Posted by: Don Mikloso de Yucatan at September 28, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

es verdad!

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 01:19 AM (oTgjc)

586 @572...."I believe Norm Coleman also lost by a few hundred probably fraudulent votes in the election that made Al Franken a US Senator."-Blonde Morticia

Ballots that were found in the trunk of a car.
That was so lame. But it worked.
(It's not who votes but who counts the votes)

Posted by: Case at September 28, 2020 01:20 AM (tWAkG)

587
Good lord, Dawg, if there's no adversarial press then maybe voter fraud isn't necessary; maybe the electorte really is that nutty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 01:10 AM (G51Gf)


uh, yeah.

It's the serial dishonesty and ignoring nearly half the state's population that is disheartening.


And Jay Inslee will be re-elected Emperor of Washington. He has to be directly responsible for tens of thousands of bankruptcies, hundreds of suicides, and uncounted divorces.
And he will win. It's the big city and the a**holes who live there. nurse rached excepted, of course.


I'm going to open a bottle of red wine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:20 AM (sy5kK)

588
Ballots that were found in the trunk of a car.
That was so lame. But it worked.
(It's not who votes but who counts the votes)
Posted by: Case at September 28, 2020 01:20 AM (tWAkG)


We never had cars, but we did have wagons.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at September 28, 2020 01:22 AM (sy5kK)

589 Morning horde

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 01:23 AM (haUGs)

590 Spent a fun afternoon getting the Toy ready for the Winter hibernation. A thorough service and one last drive with a stop at Rookies (one of the premier soft ice cream places) to wind things up.

Didn't drive it as much this year, too much other stuff intruded, dammit.

The check engine light on the Camry lit up on my wife today too. Just hooked up my Snap On scanner, and turned it off, I'll relook if it pops up again late. Very glad I kept that piece of diagnostic equipment.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2020 01:24 AM (KATBx)

591 Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2020 01:12

Night AOP. Dang that is getting cool early.

Cooled off today here. Was working in the garden at work and got warm, maybe 78. By the time I left 3 hrs later it was getting cool. But we got some much needed rain.

I actually did something smart and spread some grass seed in spots. That's always a crapshoot unless you are going to water continually. This rain is a godsend for that.

Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:26 AM (LthQw)

592 That sounds good, but American cigars? Do they actually exist?? Something thats not made from horse shit and splinters? lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:12 AM (9Om/r)

---
there's a guy in the AO where i grew up that hand rolls cigars.

Cuban refugee, sources everything himself...

drop me line at the addy in my nick, and we'll w*rk something out. everyone who's ever gotten them from me has been "OMG".

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 28, 2020 01:27 AM (P8FeH)

593 Ouch

I take the lance of American Cigars from my Horde to the liver no less....a fatal thrust not even the "Charter Oak???? Jacobs Ladder???


I die then

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:31 AM (u1WYs)

594 Revolutions never succeed without the support of wealthy, liberal, educated society.

That whole article is a shock. I'm still shocked.
It's like an alternative history horror that's
not alternative but true.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2020 01:35 AM (m+yM6)

595 Poor old Meatloaf basically ended his career in Australia a few years ago.Performed at our Aussie Rules finlal.His performance has been a punchline for jokes ever since.He could not hit a note.

Posted by: Morsie at September 28, 2020 01:40 AM (uMEy5)

596 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2020 01:40 AM (KATBx)

597 I knew the Falcons would lose

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 01:40 AM (PUmDY)

598 Morsie, so you're saying Meatloaf's gone bad??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)

599
Today in a press conference, Trump flat out said that the Hunter Biden payoffs, and the Joe Biden connections that got Hunter those millions, said "it's the biggest case of corruption in the United States, ever".

I can't wait for Two Scoops to skewer Senile One on Tuesday on this. Senile One doesn't have the cover of a friendly press, like he does on MSNBC and CNN.

Normally, I would be against treating an old man going senile like Biden, but he asked for it, and his wife won't let him quit.

With a flaming pineapple, wrapped in barbed wire.

Oh sorry, going to the MoMe. I meant wrapped in bob war.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)

600 Iz o kay

just plunging the ONT...and we be HORDE....just for the sake of being HORDE

good night.......you ..whoever you are and whoever you are not trying to be....but wish you be....

yeah...that il do

nightwatch......sooner or later...next time

Posted by: Nightwatch not taking fluff an Stuff. at September 28, 2020 01:44 AM (u1WYs)

601 Posted by: redc1c4


email in nic no funcciona

Posted by: Puros pr Miklos at September 28, 2020 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

602
Re Meghan and Hapless Harry. This is just breaking at the Daily Mail. Harry and Meghan are going to star in a Netflix reality show where a camera follows them around for three months.

Royal Kardashians. The Queen needs to strip them of their titles and banish them right now. I don't think Lizzy will put up with a royal reality show.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 01:45 AM (rCwaK)

603
g'night NW.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:45 AM (sy5kK)

604 Royal Kardashians. The Queen needs to strip them of their titles and banish them right now. I don't think Lizzy will put up with a royal reality show.
Posted by: publius


She could banish me to Bermuda, like they did to Eddie VII.

Posted by: Miklos, Duke of Earl at September 28, 2020 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

605 Azeri offensive actions resumed this morning, and some apparently continued over-night, according to Armenian defense spokesman. No real useful details.

Only map I saw showed three areas of Azeri advance so far - all in the Karabakh region, which is int'lly recognized as Azeri territory, but has been controlled by ethnic Armenians and Armenian armed forces since the war that began just before the Soviet implosion. Southern advance shown is in an area I've visited. Reminded me of CA central coast, inland, a bit - rolling dry grass hills, vineyards, very nice. People there never lived a "Soviet" lifestyle - much better.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:47 AM (OTzUX)

606 602
Re Meghan and Hapless Harry. This is just breaking at the Daily Mail. Harry and Meghan are going to star in a Netflix reality show where a camera follows them around for three months.



Barry and Big Mike had a hand in this, I'm sure.

Maybe Big Mike and Meghan can dance on the Ellen show.

Harry can't, because unlike Big Mike, no close up of his crotch would show an outline of his dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:48 AM (sy5kK)

607 Did the Falcons not kneel hard enough? Not scream enough racist insanity? Sad. Even worse, there were probably no career-ending injuries on either side.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:49 AM (OTzUX)

608 Remind your lefty friends to lift with their legs, not their back when shifting the goalposts on Trumps taxes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 01:49 AM (vVLU0)

609 I have a basic model Mr. Coffee. I think they're
about 20 bucks. You put in the coffee grounds, pour in the water, put
the pot in place, and flip the switch. And they last a long time.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Recently replaced one (the pump eventually goes bad) and was pleased to see they shaved about 2 minutes off the brew time for a 12-pot, too. Still around $20, but I think mine was $17 on sale at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 28, 2020 01:49 AM (YqED9)

610 Maybe Big Mike and Meghan can dance on the Ellen show.


Have to be Meghan and Barry-O


"She Who Would be Queen"

Posted by: Miklos calling at September 28, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

611 Recently replaced one (the pump eventually goes bad) and was pleased to see they shaved about 2 minutes off the brew time for a 12-pot, too. Still around $20, but I think mine was $17 on sale at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch


I am reliably informed that you can make industrial quantities of tea with a coffee maker.

Posted by: Miklos, sweet tea and cornbread and we all fine at September 28, 2020 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

612 She could banish me to Bermuda, like they did to Eddie VII.
Posted by: Miklos, Duke of Earl


But but but, I though nothing could stop you!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 28, 2020 01:52 AM (YqED9)

613 But but but, I though nothing could stop you!
Posted by: Hierominous Botch


The Duchess is spoken for.

Posted by: Miklos, best regards to those Crazy Kids at September 28, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

614
Speaking of Big Mike and what s/he's packing in them drawers and the Duke of Windsor, there were rumors that Wallis Simpson may have been some sort of shemale.

Seriously, there was some serious talk about her having one of the several intersex conditions where things get screwed up. It is disputed, but it's out there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 01:55 AM (rCwaK)

615 Seriously, there was some serious talk about her having one of the several intersex conditions where things get screwed up. It is disputed, but it's out there.

Posted by: publius


*glares*

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at September 28, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

616 Morsie, so you're saying Meatloaf's gone bad??
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 01:41

Our first Meat Loaf concert we flew back from Atlantic City to O'Hare on 9/11. Was a weird and scary day. We got to land but it was all too weird.

Time to nod off here, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:57 AM (LthQw)

617 Bryan Ferry has done killer shows in the past several years. He did an excellent The Main Thing last time here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 01:58 AM (0MiRU)

618

I looked it up -- there's a claim it was complete androgen insensitivity syndrome (CAIS). Someone born with this is XY, but a glitch causes androgens to have no effect on the cells. Such a person will have female genitalia, but no ovaries nor uterus, and will have non-functional testicles that never drop as they have nothing to drop into.

In the old days, this would not have been detected until the late teen years, when the apparent girl would not go through puberty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:01 AM (rCwaK)

619 Back in the 70s, when I was but a young 'un, our next door neighbor, an engineer, had a V-8 engine block in his garage that he had ported to make it a 2-cycle, for drag racing. He never was able to work out all the kinks, though.

Anyway, he used to take us (my bro & his two kids) to Fremont raceway to watch the drag races. Always got pit passes. Got to see all the legends... Garlits, Prudhomme, Muldowney...

Posted by: Average Guy at September 28, 2020 02:01 AM (b2diN)

620 Gillette-The Best a Mike can Get™

Posted by: Miklos, sometime Little Shaver at September 28, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

621 Spent a fun afternoon getting the Toy ready for the
Winter hibernation. A thorough service and one last drive with a stop at
Rookies (one of the premier soft ice cream places) to wind things up.

Didn't drive it as much this year, too much other stuff intruded, dammit.



Posted by: irongrampa at September 28, 2020 01:24 AM (KATBx)

I had mine out tonight. Mine runs all year. If its clear, no snow, no salt on the ground I'll usually take it out. It keeps fresh gas constantly going through it, and it don;t get pissed at me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:07 AM (9Om/r)

622 Farmer, Stones Steel Wheels show from Atlantic City arrives this week.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 02:09 AM (0MiRU)

623 Well I ended up going to sleep @ 17:30 today so I guess I'm up w/you fookers for the duration

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 02:09 AM (haUGs)

624 It keeps fresh gas constantly going through it, and it don;t get pissed at me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


Burritos will achieve the same.

Posted by: Miklos, carbon dioxide criminal at September 28, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

625 Burritos will achieve the same.

Posted by: Miklos, carbon dioxide criminal at September 28, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

yeah, but I don't have to wipe the car's ass with a snow cone. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

626 Well I ended up going to sleep @ 17:30 today so I guess I'm up w/you fookers for the duration
Posted by: Pikov Andropov


*bourbon into USB port*

*sorry, no slivo*

Posted by: Miklos, who never is here after midnite at September 28, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

627 With a flaming pineapple, wrapped in barbed wire.



Oh sorry, going to the MoMe. I meant wrapped in bob war.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)

I guess thats like how some of the ohio locals say they're from ohow. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:14 AM (9Om/r)

628
I'm going to open a bottle of red wine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

========

My sympathies. You do know i live in california? I've been saying that gavin Newsom, who has governed over spikes in homelessness, blackouts, preventable wildfires, energy and gas price hikes, tax hikes, the Bay Area exodus, an absolute collapse of the state's unemployment department (even admitted to by the libs in sacramento) and other horrors, will make a credible run for the presidency in 2024.

Not only that, he'll run ON his disasters -- "I met the challenges of climate change, bureaucratic rot, homelessness, blah blah" -- I think lefties have only to listen to the list of horrors to affirm that he's their kind of guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2020 02:14 AM (G51Gf)

629
According to that Daily Mail piece, they specifically agreed not to do any sort of reality series or other tacky shit as part of Megxit. So they have broken that deal -- going political was also a violation of the Megxit terms.

Her Majesty will not be amused. I hope she calling in Mr. Bond right now and giving him an assignment, and making sure his license to kill is up to date.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:15 AM (rCwaK)

630
And if I were Trump, I'd be making arrangements for Mr. Bond to have free operation reign her to carry out his mission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:16 AM (rCwaK)

631 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 02:17 AM (L2ZTs)

632 And if I were Trump, I'd be making arrangements for Mr. Bond to have free operation reign her to carry out his mission.
Posted by: publius


You know that Trump's mother was born in Scotland, and a UK citizen....

Posted by: Miklos, insisting that Bond not regard these devices as toys at September 28, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

633 According to that Daily Mail piece, they
specifically agreed not to do any sort of reality series or other tacky
shit as part of Megxit. So they have broken that deal -- going political
was also a violation of the Megxit terms.



Her Majesty will not be amused. I hope she calling in Mr. Bond
right now and giving him an assignment, and making sure his license to
kill is up to date.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:15 AM (rCwaK)

Yeah, harry has become an insufferable twat. I'm not sure if his asshole wife did it to him, or he was always an idiot just waiting for an asshole wife.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:19 AM (9Om/r)

634 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve a


Nachos Buenos!

Posted by: El Mikloso at September 28, 2020 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

635 One last note to Her Majesty:

Don't 'terminate' Meghan. Just ensure she has an "unfortunate incident" in which her entire face is accidentally removed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 02:20 AM (L2ZTs)

636 Come to think of it, Boris Johnson was born in New York, and was a dual US/UK citizen until he renounced the US part a few years ago because inconvenient for a Prime Minister.

Posted by: as recalled by Miklos at September 28, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

637 Seriously though, what kind of asshole gives up the life harry had? Ok, he was like 98th in line for the throne, but thats even better. Man, the shit i would do in that position. Figure I wouldn't have as many eyes on me and can be a total reckless asshole with that kind of money. Hmmm, maybe thats his problem. He'll never see the throne and he figures he'll build a make believe kingdom made up of fawning insufferable assholes like him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:27 AM (9Om/r)

638 My Mom told me pineapples used to be used as day alarm clocks for house guests.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 02:31 AM (0MiRU)

639
From what I've read about this, over at the Daily Mail and similar, Harry has been a "lost soul", not knowing what to do with his life. He got besotted with Meghan, or her character on that HBO show, and a mutual friend got them together.

Harry is totally p-whipped, and if you can believe the "body language experts", Meghan calls the shots and directs him what to do and say. He's pathetic.

Meghan made him sell his guns, and not just any guns, but a pair of Purdeys. They were sold anonymously for $60K a piece. Had it been known they were royal rifles, the price would've gone up tenfold or better.

Purdeys are hand made and custom fitted to a customer. These are the Rolls-Royce, hell Bugatti of firearms.

The bitch made him sell those because she thinks guns are icky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:37 AM (rCwaK)

640
As the old saying goes, if you have to ask how much a Purdey would cost you, you can't afford it. If you were to "buy" one, well think of it as more of a marriage. Purdey will decide if you should have one of their babies.

If you do, you will be flown out to merry old England and put up in a 5-star hotel close to their foundry. A limo will show up and drive you out to their range, where you will shoot some mock-ups of the rifle you want to marry. It will be custom fitted to you. The balance and everything will be mated to your body and style of shooting as best as can be done.

A year later, you can come out and pick up your rifles.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:41 AM (rCwaK)

641
Now, ponder a bitch who would order a man to give up those rifles. A ponder the type of man who would do so, and not tell her to get fucked and get out his sight forevermore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:43 AM (rCwaK)

642 I don't want something so complicated that I have to practice before I can drink a cup of coffee. We love our Mr. Coffee, and for winter, we have a stovetop percolator that we found at Vermont Country Store. That makes some seriously good coffee.
Posted by: Moki at September 27, 2020 10:19 PM (+X9Vs)

I have a stove top Moka pot. Brews 1 large cup at a time but oh so good

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 02:46 AM (haUGs)

643 *bourbon into USB port*

*sorry, no slivo*

Posted by: Miklos, who never is here after midnite at September 28, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

*coifs*

ahh, much appreciated!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 02:49 AM (haUGs)

644 Bryan Ferry is a smoove mf.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 02:51 AM (0MiRU)

645 And if I were Trump, I'd be making arrangements for Mr. Bond to have free operation reign her to carry out his mission.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:16 AM (rCwaK)

Given Brit intelligence was part of the coup attempt I wouldn't even let Daniel Craig into the US just for cosplaying as a member of that community, let alone a card carrying member of that guild.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 02:55 AM (Ojki1)

646 Seriously though, what kind of asshole gives up the life harry had? Ok, he was like 98th in line for the throne, but thats even better. Man, the shit i would do in that position. Figure I wouldn't have as many eyes on me and can be a total reckless asshole with that kind of money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 02:27 AM (9Om/r)

One would think that. Er, allegedly.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 28, 2020 02:56 AM (Ojki1)

647 I heard Rockwell's Somebody's Watching Me in a lyft ride yesterday. I had forgotten about it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 02:57 AM (0MiRU)

648 89 In the category of, "You can't make this shit up", CA Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill allowing gender freaks to select their prison setting.

Gender Freaks? Hell, any sexual predator is going to figure out that he can pretend to be a tranny and have access to women prisoners.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

In Newsome's Cali on felons and pols, but I repeat myself, have rights

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 02:57 AM (haUGs)

649 >> Given Brit intelligence was part of the coup attempt

Whack Meghan and all is forgiven. Well, and whack the MI6ers who sucked Brennan's cock too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:57 AM (rCwaK)

650
Mission Impossible is on MeTV now. We'll watch how the real pros do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:03 AM (rCwaK)

651

In the early days, it wasn't always a self-destructing tape. This time it was a self-destructing record player.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:05 AM (rCwaK)

652 112 We should have a way to kick some of these assholes out of the country. At least ban them to a small Alaskan island out in the sea of nowhere.
Posted by: Case at September 27, 2020 10:31 PM (lZC+q)

Where they could gaze on Russia from their rock

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 03:05 AM (haUGs)

653
True Fact: Martin Landau was considered for the role of Mr. Spock. It would work. He'd wear those pointy ears just great.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:06 AM (rCwaK)

654
And after Martin Landau left Mission Impossible, Leonard Nimoy took over the role for a couple of seasons.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:08 AM (rCwaK)

655
*coifs*


quaffs* FFS that's what happens when you post before the java kicks in

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 28, 2020 03:09 AM (haUGs)

656 Don't bother to vote state legislatures will decide who will be the electors to vote for president.

Posted by: raimondo at September 28, 2020 03:10 AM (WyRg0)

657

Believe it or not, George Lindsey, Goober Pyle himself, was offered the role of Mr. Spock as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:14 AM (rCwaK)

658 that's what happens when you post before the java kicks in
Posted by: Pikov Andropov


Cuppa java>>>javascript

Posted by: Miklos, bourbon kicking in at September 28, 2020 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)

659 Believe it or not, George Lindsey, Goober Pyle himself, was offered the role of Mr. Spock as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


*raises single eyebrow*

Posted by: Miklos, computing at September 28, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

660 Michael Jackson was incredibly talented. Blood on the Dance Floor was sick.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:23 AM (PUmDY)

661 Now, ponder a bitch who would order a man to give up
those rifles. A ponder the type of man who would do so, and not tell
her to get fucked and get out his sight forevermore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 02:43 AM (rCwaK)

Especially one with his money. My guess is Longshank would have thrown harry out the fucking window too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 03:23 AM (9Om/r)

662 Believe it or not, George Lindsey, Goober Pyle himself, was offered the role of Mr. Spock as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:14 AM (rCwaK)

He wrote an autobiography called "Goober in a Nutshell". He was on an episode of NewsRadio and Goober signed the book for one of the main characters.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 03:24 AM (oTgjc)

663
Pre-Goober, George Lindsey played some heavies, and he was pretty good at it. Goober type cast him as well, a Goober, but before that, he wasn't Goober.

I've seen several old shows where he played the heavies, on Hitchcock a couple of times, and some others. He would play these seeming simpleton types who were actually ruthless SOBs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:25 AM (rCwaK)

664 Michael Jackson was a pedophile

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 03:25 AM (OjZpE)

665 I can disassociate music from the performers. I feel sorry for people that cannot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:30 AM (PUmDY)

666 I think Landau directed Thriller.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:32 AM (PUmDY)

667 I can disassociate music from the performers. I feel sorry for people that cannot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:30 AM (PUmDY)

the left doesn't have to do this. Only our side has to do this and in most cases we do. But there is a line that can't be crossed. Tony Bennett is on the other side of the line for me.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 03:33 AM (oTgjc)

668 I think Landau directed Thriller.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:32 AM (PUmDY)

John Landis.

Which makes it the best werewolf video he ever did, but not his best werewolf film.

Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 03:34 AM (Ojki1)

669 Bete, you are correct.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:37 AM (PUmDY)

670

Peter Graves is roughing up some mafia don, slapping him around. He's playing the role of some rogue cop who wants to bust the mafia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 28, 2020 03:50 AM (rCwaK)

671 667 I can disassociate music from the performers. I feel sorry for people that cannot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:30 AM (PUmDY)

the left doesn't have to do this. Only our side has to do this and in most cases we do. But there is a line that can't be crossed. Tony Bennett is on the other side of the line for me.
Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 03:33 AM (oTgjc)

In what way, Quint? I don't know enough about Tony Bennett to know what you mean.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 03:50 AM (T42ix)

672 67 I can disassociate music from the performers. I feel sorry for people that cannot.



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 03:30 AM (PUmDY)



the left doesn't have to do this. Only our side has to do this and
in most cases we do. But there is a line that can't be crossed. Tony
Bennett is on the other side of the line for me.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 03:33 AM (oTgjc)



In what way, Quint? I don't know enough about Tony Bennett to know what you mean.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 03:50 AM (T42ix)

I don't know enough about him either other than what we all know. I believe it was six or seven years ago when he really went off. I know at one point he blamed the U.S. for 9/11. He said they told us to stop bombing them and we didn't. Another instance was when he said if we did not enact more gun control laws, we would go the way of Nazi Germany.

I think he kind of sorta apologized for some of it but that might not be accurate. He probably realized he pissed off a lot of fans and had to do a bit of damage control. But there are places you can't go to and then come back from. At least six or seven years ago, there was something really off about that guy.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 03:58 AM (oTgjc)

673 Tony Bennett Links
https://tinyurl.com/y33yfhdk

https://tinyurl.com/y3clm6go

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:04 AM (oTgjc)

674 Bennett became a pacifist in wwii when he saw a dead German. Blamed US for 9-11. FUCK HIM, Sinatra is way better anyway.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 04:06 AM (ONvIw)

675 Quint, thanks.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 04:06 AM (T42ix)

676 The Stones Steel Wheels show at Trump Taj Mahal has just been released. John Lee Hooker and Clapton were guests. Got an email this week that it has been shipped. Pretty stoked to see this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 04:14 AM (PUmDY)

677 Quint, thanks.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 04:06 AM (T42ix)

anytime

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:15 AM (oTgjc)

678 Bennett became a pacifist in wwii when he saw a dead German. Blamed US for 9-11. FUCK HIM, Sinatra is way better anyway.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 04:06 AM (ONvIw)

Even that line makes no sense. War sucks for sure, but was pacifism an option against Nazi Germany?

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:16 AM (oTgjc)

679 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:18 AM (jqizg)

680 Hi MLII

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:21 AM (oTgjc)

681 That explains the Lady Ga Ga infatuation.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 04:21 AM (PUmDY)

682 Good morning all
https://www.powerlineblog.com/systemic voter fraud in minnesota
https://tinyurl.com/y5mgf6rd
Project Veritas video, why mail voting is king.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 04:21 AM (OjZpE)

683 Bennett became a pacifist in wwii when he saw a dead German. Blamed US for 9-11. FUCK HIM, Sinatra is way better anyway.



Posted by: CN at September 28, 2020 04:06 AM (ONvIw)

Even that line makes no sense. War sucks for sure, but was pacifism an option against Nazi Germany?


Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:16 AM (oTgjc)


Typical leftist bullshit. The ass sucking left still can't get through their fucking head that for the vast...VAST amount of time since we came down from the trees that the planet has been a fucking shithole. If the US was never formed... the planet would still be a shithole, and even after the US was born everywhere else is still a fucking shithole. We're the only thing that keeps space aliens from saying the planet is entirely a fucking shithole. Without the US the planet would be entirely enslaved. Fuck the left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 04:26 AM (9Om/r)

684 State of Shock was kind of brilliant.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 04:29 AM (PUmDY)

685 I know it's not very scientific but both on the way up north and back home, trump signs vs biden signs:

We only counted 1 sign per yard or business (in Trump's case most had several, and we counted into the U.P. to our property)

61 Trump vs 5 Biden
92 Trump vs 8 Biden

Admittedly, this is the more conservative side of state)

91/92% support for Trump...is my math correct?

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:32 AM (jqizg)

686 There are barely any Biden signs in my liberal neighborhood. No Trump signs, but there were loads of Shrillary signs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 28, 2020 04:37 AM (PUmDY)

687 Even that line makes no sense. War sucks for sure, but was pacifism an option against Nazi Germany?

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:16 AM (oTgjc)


You'd have to ask zombie House Rep. Jeanette Rankin (R-MT) that question. (She voted against the Declaration of War with Japan and abstained on the Declaration of War with Germany). Funny how she decided not to run again in 1942.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:40 AM (Y8PSl)

688 Many more hillary signs in 2016.

There were only a handful of signs counted in Upper Michigan, only about 20 miles in. But still the same ratio.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:41 AM (jqizg)

689 Of course fewer here showed their support for Trump in 2016

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:42 AM (jqizg)

690 We're the only thing that keeps space aliens from saying the planet is entirely a fucking shithole. Without the US the planet would be entirely enslaved. Fuck the left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 04:26 AM (9Om/r)


If it wasn't for the US, the Vogons would destroy Earth to make way for a bypass. And nobody anywhere else in the galaxy would give a shit.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)

691 It depends on area to me, seems to run together if it's Trump or Biden signs. Southern part of my county is a lot of Biden as was just over across the river in Chester.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 04:43 AM (OjZpE)

692 In Swampy areas, I see no Trump signs. You see signs for Republicans in state races but virtually no Trump signs. Last time around I thought they all were scared ,but I learned the signs were stolen. This time around I am not sure what to think. This is not the America I grew up in Even a decade ago everyone put up their sign with pride and others let them be.
What I see now is a bifurcated America. There are areas that are all Biden signs and others that are all Trump. Only in Red Areas with small Blue towns do you see a lot of Trump and Biden signs next to each other.

I do think the Biden support is skin deep though. People put the signs up to virtue signal and most houses don't have them.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:46 AM (oTgjc)

693 Of course fewer here showed their support for Trump in 2016

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:42 AM (jqizg)


Sadly, I remember The Trump Wars here. Many did not take him seriously or thought he'd 'liberal out' and fuck things up. Well, in a way he did, he fucked up the globalists' agenda for the time being.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:46 AM (Y8PSl)

694 Quite a few Trump signs were with signs for other state and local pols. Biden's were mostly stand alone. And all of the biden ones were the standard small sized. Trump's varied from standard to HUGE. And many with flags, and displays, and other signs about freedom and America

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:50 AM (jqizg)

695 Sadly, I remember The Trump Wars here. Many did not
take him seriously or thought he'd 'liberal out' and fuck things up.
Well, in a way he did, he fucked up the globalists' agenda for the time
being.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:46 AM (Y8PSl)

I took him seriously. I'm from jersey, I knew people that worked for him. I knew from day 1 his ego would not let him fail. Its just not in his DNA, he would have to be the best at it, no matter what it was he was working on. It's how he rolls. Plus, I wanted a fucking madman. Somebody that walks up to the system and kicks it in the balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 04:53 AM (9Om/r)

696 Last time around I thought they all were scared ,but I learned the signs were stolen. This time around I am not sure what to think. This is not the America I grew up in Even a decade ago everyone put up their sign with pride and others let them be.

Posted by: Quint at September 28, 2020 04:46 AM (oTgjc)


People are still scared to advertise their support for Trump with a yard sign. The riots did their number this go around. Nobody wants BLM/Pantyfa to burn their house down.

It's why I say it's not enough for Trump to win, but the win must be overwhelming and the down ballot races must also crush the Dimwits, taking back the House in a resounding manner and increasing the Senate majority. The Dimwits cannot be allowed any inkling of a hint of a ray of hope. Trump, in his next term, might get to nominate two more SCOTUS justices to rub further salt in the open election loss wound. (Justice Breyer is talking of retiring and Justice Sotomayor has major health issues with her diabetes.)

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:56 AM (Y8PSl)

697 americanthinker.com/the times is proud that it relreased trumps tax returns but it shouldnt be
https://tinyurl.com/y54dezd5

As it came up yesterday afternoon
1) it's against laws
2) nothing wrong
As said at end on The Forgotten Man, FDR's tried some big cases towards the high millionaires who also played by the rules.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 04:56 AM (OjZpE)

698 Cinnamon is still here, barely can move around. Have here upstairs on a towel bed on the floor.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 04:59 AM (OjZpE)

699 Give her a skritch for the Horde, Skip.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 05:00 AM (hl9+B)

700 Skip. So sorry. It hurts so much when your pet friend is ailing. I can tell you love Cinnamon and you are doing all you can for her.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 28, 2020 05:01 AM (PgmdM)

701 This whole tax return thing would be of zero impact, aside from the fact that many people are wholly ignorant of the differences of how income works between those who go to work and get a paycheck and those who have others work for them and make their money with investments.


Luckily, the most of those who are entirely ignorant of finances were already well on the side of the Democrats anyway.

Posted by: Dan K. at September 28, 2020 05:02 AM (jFfSK)

702 I took him seriously. I'm from jersey, I knew people that worked for him. I knew from day 1 his ego would not let him fail. Its just not in his DNA, he would have to be the best at it, no matter what it was he was working on. It's how he rolls. Plus, I wanted a fucking madman. Somebody that walks up to the system and kicks it in the balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 04:53 AM (9Om/r)


Oh, I knew about Trump. I live in Queens (AOC's district) and one couldn't help but read about Trump all through the 1980s and 1990s. Then he had 'The Apprentice' on tv, giving himself a higher national profile.

I still stand in awe of how he fixed the Wollman Rink, quickly and under budget, when the repairs were languishing. Ed Koch was sincere in his thanks to Trump. Trump's public persona is that of a blowhard showman, but the reality is he's a 'get shit done' kind of guy, and he's continued the latter while president.

They are, ironically, one of Trump's early success stories. In the late '70s, the city had promised to renovate Wollman Rink in two years, but the beloved landmark had remained closed instead for six. In stepped Donald Trump, who convinced then-Mayor Ed Koch to let him finish the work in four months as long as he could manage the venue. In this case, promises were kept.

Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 05:06 AM (Y8PSl)

703 I don't think she is in pain but doesn't seem to sleep when I see her,
Been giving her lots of head scratches and she likes them as she always has.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 05:06 AM (OjZpE)

704 So sorry, Skip. Went through that with 2 cats. She knows you've loved her. Still, so hard to see.

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 05:08 AM (jqizg)

705 I'm way late for a Monday.

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 05:10 AM (jqizg)

706 Wrote yesterday I think DJT is squeaky clean because he had to be his whole life. He never was the ruling class who could get away with all kinds of shenanigans. Guys like Nadler the Hutt would have nailed him on any infraction.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 05:11 AM (OjZpE)

707 Got a close job again today, hopefully tomorrow. And Tuesday night want to stay up for the debate that I hope is a train wreck of epic proportions.

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 05:15 AM (OjZpE)

708 I cannot wait for that debate.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 05:17 AM (hl9+B)

709 Debate winner poll at Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 05:22 AM (OjZpE)

710 ( In best Henry Kalas voice)Guess I'm outta here

Have a good day, big day tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2020 05:27 AM (OjZpE)

711
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2020 05:47 AM (jJWGa)

712 Time to fess up on my nic -- It was around 2009, and the Tea Party was in its ascension. I, for the first time, was truly peacefully protesting and carrying signs. The old GOP and the regular Dems did not support my 'radical' views.

Time for a New Breed of citizen, actually a very old one but fresh for the new era.

The Tea Party got hammered by the Left and standard Right; elected adherents were blocked from any kind of power even in the GOP led House. And in the popularity polls, the TP was at 31% approval nationwide at its peak. But, as Machiavelli pointed out, that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

The Tea Party didn't die, it morphed into Trump support; hidden but potent. And oh were the wags surprised. Jeb's taint still hasn't healed, and Hillary's is best left unmentioned.

I think Trump might have intended to moderate into a GOP-lib, but he wasn't left with that option. So he toughened up meaner than work hardened stainless steel.

I met more than one Dem at TP rallies. Trump has given us a home. As to our opponents, Led Zep has a phrase --

Lyin', cheatin', hurtin', that's all you seem to do.

Your Time Is Gonna Come

https://youtu.be/5cvEVivHVsU

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2020 05:51 AM (Z4rgH)

713 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

714 Skip @ 706- Correct, sir. President Trump has never had the lifetime blocking/cloaking force (media/deepstate) the professional politicians have had. In addition he now has the same evil trilogy (professional politicians/media/deepstate) arrayed against him. All he has is us.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)

715
g'mornin', Salty

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2020 05:57 AM (jJWGa)

716 AltonJackson

Good morning. Hope your day is starting well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

717
tap tap
is this thing on

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 06:05 AM (iTXRQ)

718 tap tap
is this thing on
Posted by: DB- just DB

Tap dancing and posting.
Now that's some talent

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:08 AM (vd8XM)

719 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 06:11 AM (lfwz+)

720 I do hope the Trump people have a way of interrupting any signals sent to Bidens ears via that flesh colored hearing aid. In the Bond film Goldfinger, the bad man used a hearing aid to get information on his opponent Gin-rummy hand until Bond interrupted it. Of course the girl ended up painted in gold paint and died.

Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2020 06:12 AM (/Quxn)

721 Of course the girl ended up painted in gold paint and died.
Posted by: Colin

Damn kids playing with gold...someone's gonna get hurt!

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

722 I do hope the Trump people have a way of interrupting any signals sent to Bidens ears via that flesh colored hearing aid. In the Bond film Goldfinger, the bad man used a hearing aid to get information on his opponent Gin-rummy hand until Bond interrupted it. Of course the girl ended up painted in gold paint and died.
Posted by: Colin

Have someone start feeding him some authentic western gibberish.

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

723 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 28, 2020 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

724 Bruce

Just the truth. I'm on the following drugs, I control nothing, and Soros and Xi will guide our policy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

725 Just the truth. I'm on the following drugs, I control nothing, and Soros and Xi will guide our policy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

And he's saying it with that stupid Joker smile

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

726 I do get the feeling that with Biden's nomination, that someone bet and won a crisp dollar bill from someone.
Like in 'Trading Places'

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

727 Bruce

We gotta add "I want to see the world burn." And "All those who do not vote for me will die in camps. "

The best would be for him to pull out a plastic pistol and shoot at Trump.. He misses, but the Secret Service do not.

Next problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

728 Yeah, John Durham, I, Joe Q. Citizen, don't have a right to know how my government has conspired against my elected officials and how my Constitution has been shit upon before the upcoming election.

Posted by: Will Fix This Crap When The Lights To Go Out at September 28, 2020 06:22 AM (eIig2)

729 Yeah, John Durham, I, Joe Q. Citizen, don't have a right to know how my government has conspired against my elected officials and how my Constitution has been shit upon before the upcoming election.
Posted by: Will Fix This Crap When The Lights To Go Out

It just wouldn't be fair.

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

730 Time for work preps.

Have a blessed day, everyone. May we smile to demoralize, as we are winning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 28, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

731 MSM running with with the term "tax avoidance" by PDT hoping their readers/viewers will think that is illegal.

Posted by: fly at September 28, 2020 06:30 AM (k3tBs)

732 MSM running with with the term "tax avoidance" by PDT hoping their readers/viewers will think that is illegal.
Posted by: fly

Even not paying at all is not illegal. As long as "no one told me" is your excuse

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

733 alright I have read the ONT comments and have nothing to add, except I use a standard Mr. Coffee machine, $20 at the hardware store

now to go out and see what fresh hell awaits this day

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 06:32 AM (iTXRQ)

734 alright I have read the ONT comments and have nothing to add, except I use a standard Mr. Coffee machine, $20 at the hardware store


Heh. Same here. The type of coffee maker that costs more to replace the pot than to buy a new one

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

735 and Justice Sotomayor has major health issues with her diabetes.)
Posted by: RickZ at September 28, 2020 04:56 AM (Y8PSl)

Do we know this?

Posted by: clutch at September 28, 2020 06:38 AM (9UmRs)

736 The type of coffee maker that costs more to replace the pot than to buy a new one.
Posted by: Bruce


Ahem, you know you don't have to throw away the old pot when the coffee-maker dies: I've got two extra pots up on the shelf. On The Day The Accident Happens, it's just sweep/mop up and carry on.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 28, 2020 06:39 AM (YqED9)

737 Many LIVs will equate tax avoidance (legal) with tax evasion (not legal). That's what the MSM is counting on.

Posted by: fly at September 28, 2020 06:40 AM (k3tBs)

738 Ahem, you know you don't have to throw away the old pot when the coffee-maker dies: I've got two extra pots up on the shelf. On The Day The Accident Happens, it's just sweep/mop up and carry on.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch

Yep. I learned my lesson on that about 30 years ago when a pot got cracked. Went to buy just the pot...YIKES. I have one extra survivor in the cupboard now

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

739 And when you have four old pots you realize that you are never going to need them.

Posted by: JAS at September 28, 2020 06:45 AM (2BZBZ)

740 Good news for Sotomayor. The cost of Insulin is coming way down. $35 / month.

Posted by: JAS at September 28, 2020 06:46 AM (2BZBZ)

741 Good news for Sotomayor. The cost of Insulin is coming way down. $35 / month.
Posted by: JAS

My D rep is running on that. Supposedly it was her bipartisan bill that went thru and Trump! signed.

Not sure if that was before or after she voted to impeach

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

742 g'mornin' everyone !


meh, I use a plastic cone that sits on top of my coffee cup; add a filter and coffee, pour water, boom, cuppa coffee.

and for my 0.02, the IoT is one of the dumbest ideas ever hatched by a species renowned throughout the spiral arm for its bad ideas.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 28, 2020 06:48 AM (3Mvdr)

743 Thank you Lord for another day.

And motion-sensor wastebaskets.

Just because.

Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:49 AM (mceqi)

744 742 g'mornin' everyone !


meh, I use a plastic cone that sits on top of my coffee cup; add a filter and coffee, pour water, boom, cuppa coffee.

------------------

If it can't make itself before I get up, that's a dealbreaker.

Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 06:51 AM (mceqi)

745 ouch,. that's gotta be rough ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 28, 2020 06:55 AM (3Mvdr)

746 Noooooooooooooood! JJ's been up for a while.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 28, 2020 06:55 AM (X2Hct)

747 meh, I use a plastic cone that sits on top of my coffee cup; add a filter and coffee, pour water, boom, cuppa coffee.

------------------

If it can't make itself before I get up, that's a dealbreaker.
Posted by: jsg

When I was still working I would set up the pot and timer the night before.
Worse thing was if we had even a slight electric outage. Come downstairs to blinking 12:00 on the maker...and no coffee

Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

748 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 28, 2020 06:57 AM (3Mvdr)

749 685 I know it's not very scientific but both on the way up north and back home, trump signs vs biden signs:

We only counted 1 sign per yard or business (in Trump's case most had several, and we counted into the U.P. to our property)

61 Trump vs 5 Biden
92 Trump vs 8 Biden

Admittedly, this is the more conservative side of state)

91/92% support for Trump...is my math correct?
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 28, 2020 04:32 AM (jqizg)

**

As some here know I live in Hong Kong (expat tax refugee) but was in the US recently (August into September) on vacation for three weeks and drove through Arizona and also New Jersey, PA, Connecticut, MA and New York - both upstate and downstate. I also observed the signs as I went. I was also in the US when Trump first got elected in 2016.

First - Arizona is going Trump. I counted many Trump signs of varying sizes and shapes and types. Also Trump cars, flags etc. - all over from painted on tractors in the middle of nowhere, to signs in yards in large towns to signs in Phoenix. Biden signs? not very many, mostly in sections of Phoenix, a few in earthy crunchy Sedona. Almost no Biden signs anywhere in Northern Arizona except those on the county dem headquarters in one town I drove through.

In Ma - there were a few Biden signs in Boston as you might imagine, and in the suburbs, but otherwise not even close to the number of Hillary signs in 2016. Not even close. I even saw some Trump signs in Western MA.

In Connecticut I saw a few Biden signs in Madison where, in 2016, Hillary signs were everywhere (It's a wealthy seaside community made up of liberal transplants from cities). There were a number of Trump signs. In 2016 there were none.

In NY - Not that many Biden signs in NYC ( Queens AOC district!) and in various places. In upstate NY/Western New York there were a lot of Trump signs (a lot more than 2016). Drove back from Upstate and western NY through northern NJ (Wealthy liberal areas) and saw almost no Biden signs. In 2016 - Hillary signs were absolutely everywhere here.

Lastly - Also on the way back from upstate/western NY, I drove through PA. Lots of Trump signs and one "Thank You Trump" Billboard for "bringing manufacturing back to PA"!

If enthusiasm counts for anything - Trump voters seem enthused. Biden's? No so much.

It looks like Trump definitely still has the rust belt - but it is also clear that Biden's nomination has not, I repeat, not brought enthusiasm to any "normal" democrats (yes, there are some left).

My prediction? Trump wins every state he won in 2016 and adds Nevada, New Hampshire, Virginia and Minnesota (yes, Minnesota). I think there will be one more surprise in the states won by Trump category and it will be a doozy ( as in potentially NY or CA) . If Trump campaigns in either of those states hard - I think he wins. Voters are pissed, especially in NY. Voters hate, with a blinding searing heat, DiBlasio and Cuomo . Neither is on the ticket this year - so the only way to send a message is to Vote Trump! Which I think many will.

Repubs take back the house and add to the Senate by a few votes making idiots like Murkowski and Collins superfluous.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 28, 2020 06:59 AM (cSiha)

750 'bout the same here in rural Wisconsin, Publius.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 28, 2020 07:02 AM (3Mvdr)

751 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 07:21 AM (an7Mv)

752 726 I do get the feeling that with Biden's nomination, that someone bet and won a crisp dollar bill from someone.
Like in 'Trading Places'
Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

nice

Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 08:17 AM (hl9+B)

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