Support
Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Quarantine Cafe: New College Mascot EditionBetaC#ck4Life linked this clip of a comedian infiltrating a university's zoom conference to pick a new school mascot. Also: VIDEO PROOF OF TRUMP MANHANDLING A WOMAN!!! We should all appreciate Twitter. Never in human history has there been a more revolutionary mode of education. Within mere minutes, thousands of Blue Checks are instantly experts in all manner of fields of study, from virology to federal taxation of property. Today, we have an exciting new area of Twitter-Related Instant Expertise Syndrome -- Haitian adoption practices.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
st
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (H5knJ) 2
Evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (Rvt88) 3
first?
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (wtnJT) 4
Hi.
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (PwKhf) 5
Bear, did you nood?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 08:15 PM (Rvt88) 6
Twitter is is a cyber buttfucker of sane and rational minds.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (GXBRY) 7
You know, as an adopted child, I would be all upset about that except for the fact that it was such an obviously stupid thing to attack that of course it's happening.
I'm not angry, I'm laughing. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (GbPPJ) 8
So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders.
Posted by: Somebody's Tripping at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (sWM8x) 9
Twitter tax return experts are the best experts.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E) 10
TittyPussy for the Win! I'd buy merch.
Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (ynpvh) 11
I want Melania to touch me in my no no square!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Sarah Palin at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (GXBRY) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8) 13
Willowed:
515 I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv) 14
Willowed
505 Heh. Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it. He's not very bright. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF) 15
Top 69.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8) 16
The great thing about Twitter experts? They can cover incredibly difficult subjects in 280 characters or lees!
Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (ulOTf) Posted by: Miklos, recalling that Mike Wallace had a luxury vacation home there, maybe his son has it now at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QzkSJ) 18
14
Willowed 505 Heh. Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it. He's not very bright. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF) Does that old bat Lois Lerner still work? Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ynpvh) 19
I like how Trump still checks out his wife's butt as she climbs the stairs. Same as me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (r+sAi) 20
You're supposed to steal from Haitians, not adopt them.
Posted by: Zombie Bill Clinton! at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (I2/tG) 21
Thanks to Twitter we all are recipiants of the wisdom of the sort of people we usually ignore at the pub.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (0QYMt) 22
14 Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it.
He's not very bright. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF) That's actually a really funny line, if he could but understand why. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (dOV9E) 23
TittyPussy should definitely be the HQ's mascot even if that college does the wrong thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (6XLoz) 24
As a Lady I used to date said.
a Gentleman opens the door for a Lady. a REAL GentleMAN, opens the door, then pats her on the ass as she goes through. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (NgKpN) 25
7 You know, as an adopted child, I would be all upset about that except for the fact that it was such an obviously stupid thing to attack that of course it's happening.
I'm not angry, I'm laughing. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (GbPPJ) So... you're, like, an albino Haitian? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (NWiLs) 26
If you don't believe journalists are instant experts on whatever subject they write about, you must hate the First Amendment and are likely a Nazi. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (mht8P) 27
The Blue Checkmark means that you are amongst The Smartest People In The World. It's like the MENSA of the internet. Ask anyone who has one.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (YAsoQ) 28
Haiti, that island is the salt of the earth.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (NKgwn) 29
Legal access =\= legal right to disclose. But i still think Trump authorized the leak.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (dNzKv) 30
What's all this about nationwide 911 system out? Only sources I can find are from Minneapolis area.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (YIHHg) 31
27
The Blue Checkmark means that you are amongst The Smartest People In The World. It's like the MENSA of the internet. Ask anyone who has one. Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (YAsoQ) If they only knew what mensa means in spanish... Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ynpvh) 32
Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it.
He's not very bright. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF) Unlike Mr. Stelter, I worked for the IRS as a temp, and they beat in your head that the unauthorized access to tax records is extremely illegal, and no matter how tempted you are, NEVER do it. Not that I am expecting a single solitary soul to be punished for this, but I'm just sayin... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (4JLkY) 33
Does that old bat Lois Lerner still work?
Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ynpvh) $20. Same as downtown. Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2N7oZ) Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (GXBRY) 35
>>> I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv) ===== This is exactly what I thought when reading cuban's post regarding "we have the audience our advertisers want". Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (t+7Up) 36
21 Thanks to Twitter we all are recipiants of the wisdom of the sort of people we usually ignore at the pub.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (0QYMt) _____ Or openly mock and they are to stupid to realize they are being mocked. Posted by: blake - goin mobile at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (ulOTf) 37
As every adoption expert knows, Haitian babies should be aborted.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (H5knJ) 38
I lived right next to Saddleback College for 10 yrs, it's where the stupid and or poor people of southern Orange County matriculate. The name comes from the mountain in eastern county
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (P+ukS) 39
Haiti has endured so many disasters. First that earthquake in 2010, then the attentions of the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (XpDOS) 40
Multiple media sources reporting 911 down nationwide.
I just called our Sheriff's office, and they are not having issues are. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (3D/fK) 41
Apparently Outlook at crashed all over the country, which is really pissing me off. I was on a roll and now I'm stuck because a bunch of stuff on our system is Outlook-dependent. Fuck. That's what I get for trying to be industrious and get caught up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs) 42
"Why, no, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. But I am on Twitter!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (BM2fS) 43
13 Willowed:
515 I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv) 1.3 billion obsessive gamblers is a big market. Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NKgwn) 44
22 14 Brian Stelter actually tweeted today that all the Times info on Trumps taxes was obtained from people with legal access to it.
He's not very bright. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (emxxF) That's actually a really funny line, if he could but understand why. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (dOV9E) What gets me is how many of these folks who are writing anti Trump tax stories, don't know the first thing about how a business man files taxes. You have to pay estimated Quarterly Taxes. Taxes OWED, is how much MORE you need to pay beyond those estimated quarterly taxes. That Trump's tax returns were only 750 off on MILLIONS, is really a testament to their professional acumen. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NgKpN) 45
Before comments shut down I was going to say that I didn't think I could hate the NYT more today than I did yesterday.
I was wrong. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (lgiXo) 46
Does that old bat Lois Lerner still work?
Posted by: jim Retired, living the good life on Sanibel Island on your nickel. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (YIHHg) 47
I quit Karen about facebook experts some time ago.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (mceqi) Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (emxxF) 49
The Blue Checkmark means that you are amongst The Smartest People In The
World. It's like the MENSA of the internet. Ask anyone who has one. Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (YAsoQ) this is correct we are the cream of the crop Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (O+AcM) 50
I imagine that in a day or two they will find people proclaiming to be the adopted kids family members, who will insinuate wrongdoing.
The sealed adoption records will be disclosed by someone who has legal access to them or a judge will rule them unsealed. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (dNzKv) 51
Lois Lerner has been gone for years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (0QYMt) 52
Bail project billionaire bails on Tucker.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (+YYKs) 53
I like how Trump still checks out his wife's butt as she climbs the stairs. Same as me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 08:19 PM (r+sAi) He almost forgot to salute. It's difficult to salute twice at the same time. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hku12) 54
39
Haiti has endured so many disasters. First that earthquake in 2010, then the attentions of the Clinton Foundation. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (XpDOS) An enduring disaster. Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ynpvh) 55
Never in human history has there been a more revolutionary mode of education. Within mere minutes, thousands of Blue Checks are instantly experts in all manner of fields of study, from virology to federal taxation of property.
It's all of those instant Constitutional scholars that suddenly appear that is most impressive. - Governors just decree new voting laws, without help from their state Legislatures. - Judges just making up new rules to handle votes on the fly. These are just 2 examples. Impressive. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (sy5kK) 56
42 "Why, no, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. But I am on Twitter!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (BM2fS) Well, I did sleep with a CPA at a Holiday Inn once. Sooooo.... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (NgKpN) 57
Amy and her husband drugged and raped me and stole my child!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dNzKv) 58
a REAL GentleMAN, opens the door, then pats her on the ass as she goes through.
https://tinyurl.com/ohn2rg4 Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:23 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: SHEP at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (O+AcM) 60
We should all appreciate Twitter. Never in human history has there been a more revolutionary mode of education. Within mere minutes, thousands of Blue Checks are instantly experts in all manner of fields of study, from virology to federal taxation of property.
It is magical how people who never thought about or understood a thing on a topic suddenly become experts pontificating on it. Like this sub-genius: Nate Lerner@NathanLerner His returns show he's hundreds of millions of dollars in debt. A lot of people voted for Trump because they thought he was a successful business man. But now that's clearly a lie. Business, how do it work??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (KZzsI) 61
I agree with Leo Terrell . Trump should use him in some campaign commercials. I suspect I still disagree with Terrell on most cause and effect issues but we agree that the Dems have used and abused black people these last 60 years just as much as any plantation owner ever did.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (2DOZq) 62
Twitter tax return experts are the best experts.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E) HEY! Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (GbPPJ) 63
Alright Dave from FL - how about it?
Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (w2LAm) 64
As someone who has put up a baby for adoption, these people can go pound sand.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (4ZQiP) 65
Why are dog farts silent?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (lgiXo) 66
Has anyone here not been date-raped by Amy Coney Barrett?
It's like chicken pox, nearly everyone had it happen, apparently. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (XpDOS) 67
ACB is a dingo
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (O+AcM) 68
The Blue Checkmark means that you are amongst The Smartest People In The
World. It's like the MENSA of the internet. Ask anyone who has one. Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 08:20 PM (YAsoQ) this is correct we are the cream of the crop Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (O+AcM) It's like middle school mean girl, which is funny to everyone, unless you happen to be one of the people who has to deal with the petty snottiness of the middle school mean girls. Which appears to be all of us. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (hku12) 69
According to the left, it is a scandal that a practicing Christian should take our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ at His word, and actually feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and love her neighbors to the extent that she would actually bring them into her home, and adopt them.
May God bless her, and have mercy on her critics. Posted by: eastofsuez at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (PwKhf) Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (T3t2v) 71
I was an expert in constitutional law, then an epidemiologist, then police tactics, and election law , now i am a tax attorney.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (dNzKv) 72
Who was worse for the island, Clinton or Duvalier?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (YIHHg) 73
13 Willowed:
515 I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv) They will probably all move to China. The Shanghai Fakers has a nice ring to it. I guess Beijing will get the Wizards by default. Where would the Spurs go? Xian or Chongqing? The Hong Kong Clippers? The Macau Raptors? The Memphis Grizzlies I suppose will become the Pandas and play for Wuhan. The Harbin Thunder? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (4JLkY) Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (dq+Sz) 75
45 Before comments shut down I was going to say that I didn't think I could hate the NYT more today than I did yesterday.
I was wrong. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (lgiXo) Just as we have NOT reached peak oil. We have yet to reach peak HATE. I need a sign that says 'HATE LIVES HERE'. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (NgKpN) 76
Why are dog farts silent?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (lgiXo) They're not silent. Only dogs can hear them. Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (8B6Ng) 77
Sick of the censorship? Do something about it. Join us. Try Orbys.net in the app store for free.
Posted by: Robert Farrow at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (fIpDR) 78
You know, as an adopted child, I would be all upset about that except for the fact that it was such an obviously stupid thing to attack that of course it's happening.
I'm not angry, I'm laughing. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (GbPPJ) You're beautiful when you're not angry and laughing. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (arJlL) 79
The Blue Checkmark means that you are amongst The Smartest People In The World. It's like the MENSA of the internet. Ask anyone who has one.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin I asked my mensa (table) but it wouldn't respond to me. I'll ask again. --Typical Mensa Member. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (BM2fS) 80
62 Twitter tax return experts are the best experts.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E) HEY! Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (GbPPJ) (bows) (tries again, but lower this time) Present company excepted, of course, your Majesty. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (dOV9E) 81
Oh look! New spam!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs) 82
The thing about Twitter "experts", and snarking on them.
Gotta be specific, gotta be substantive, in each case (not that it's not often obvious). Otherwise ..... the "appeal to authority" inherent in the very concept of "expert" is now beclowning more people than ever. Take a former FDA chief who makes absurd and counter-factual statements, nearly daily, on the webs, about C19. Hell, take the current CDC and infectious disease chiefs who almost daily make preposterous claims, often directly in the face of fresh, well known, uncontested facts - not just reasonable interpretations or theories. There are "Twitter epidemiologists" who can and do disembowel credentialed idiots every day. Idiots who are peddling ridiculous crap that is costing lives. I know I know people are busy/lazy/don't like to think hard/don't have any background/desperately rely on credentials and titles and labels etc. And in this world, where now the state and any "experts" who can capture its policy machine can literally ruin your life, for no good reason whatsoever, the even worse news is that you need to go way beyond the default approach snarked at above. Actually, a majority needs to do so. Or the rampant vandalism and abuse disfiguring the country will only get worse. For various reasons it's fairly clear Trump won't/can't do much about it. Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (OTzUX) 83
Dogs dont have buttcheeks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (dNzKv) 84
65 Why are dog farts silent?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (lgiXo) so it's easier for you to blame the dog for your wind Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (O+AcM) 85
May God bless her, and have mercy on her critics.
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (PwKhf) No mercy whatsoever. Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (H8QX8) 86
I admit I am baffled by the popularity of basketball in China. Is it betting that they like about it? Because huge black men barely achieving feats of athleticism is not exactly in the usual Chinese wheelhouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI) 87
71 I was an expert in constitutional law, then an epidemiologist, then police tactics, and election law , now i am a tax attorney.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (dNzKv) Seems the experts in all those fields, are wrong a whole lot of the time... Soooo... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (NgKpN) 88
69 According to the left, it is a scandal that a practicing Christian should take our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ at His word, and actually feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and love her neighbors to the extent that she would actually bring them into her home, and adopt them.
May God bless her, and have mercy on her critics. Posted by: eastofsuez at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (PwKhf) Nope, Jesus told the Romans to do all that for us, for farming out our responsibilities to government is truly the Lord's work. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:27 PM (4JLkY) 89
80 62 Twitter tax return experts are the best experts.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dOV9E) HEY! Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (GbPPJ) (bows) (tries again, but lower this time) Present company excepted, of course, your Majesty. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (dOV9E) I'm waiting for her to return the bow so she falls over. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mht8P) 91
We should all appreciate Twitter. Never in human history has there been a
more revolutionary mode of education. Within mere minutes, thousands of Blue Checks are instantly experts in all manner of fields of study, from virology to federal taxation of property. ___________ Tom Nichols was the beta prototype (SWIDT?) for Twitter. Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg) 92
85 May God bless her, and have mercy on her critics.
Posted by: eastofsuez at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (PwKhf) No mercy whatsoever. Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (H8QX We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs) 93
72
Who was worse for the island, Clinton or Duvalier? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2020 08:25 PM (YIHHg) Both were devastating. Like having an earthquake and the locusts come through and eath everything. Posted by: jim at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (ynpvh) 94
Apparently Outlook at crashed all over the country, which is really pissing me off. I was on a roll and now I'm stuck because a bunch of stuff on our system is Outlook-dependent. Fuck. That's what I get for trying to be industrious and get caught up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs) My MIL outlook is working, but I have been told the microsoft zoom like program "Teams" is down Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (OVEfo) 95
51 Lois Lerner has been gone for years.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (0QYMt) With her full pension. Guilty as sin, free as a bird. Why are people here so cynical about seeing justice served again? Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (vMCab) 96
"And in this world, where now the state and any "experts" who can capture its policy machine can literally ruin your life, for no good reason whatsoever"
Just say "California." Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (XpDOS) 97
Maybe Trump should be helping Biden onto the stage.
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (IEsP8) 98
YEAH COMMENTS!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (pw+jk) 99
I'm not angry, I'm laughing.
Yeah I don't think any of the attacks on Barrett are getting any traction right now. She had lots of children! She believes in Jesus! She adopted kids!!! Which of these is so awful again? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (KZzsI) 100
The Barrett family adopts Haitian children to love and nurture.
The Clintons sold those children to be fucked by their pedo friends. Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (UbfIw) 101
86 I admit I am baffled by the popularity of basketball in China. Is it betting that they like about it? Because huge black men barely achieving feats of athleticism is not exactly in the usual Chinese wheelhouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI) What is truly Chinese though? Other than the language. They don't even have a native religion, just philosophies (for example). Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) 102
On the whole NBA ratings thing, I wonder if when Mark Cuban said they have the ratings they want he meant China. They probably have good ratings there, and no doubt they get paid handsomely. And who knows, they probably get a bonus from the CCP for each SJW action taken to destabilize America.
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (3vIkC) 103
So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders.
A little penicillin will clear that right up. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (gDxfW) 104
Media reporting that 9-11 is now restored.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (3D/fK) 105
If you follow the school mascot link you can see his clips of being on a reality dance show
Much funny Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (aO8Gd) 106
100 The Barrett family adopts Haitian children to love and nurture.
The Clintons sold those children to be fucked by their pedo friends. Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (UbfIw) I wouldn't bet against it. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs) 107
admit I am baffled by the popularity of basketball in China. Is it betting that they like about it? Because huge black men barely achieving feats of athleticism is not exactly in the usual Chinese wheelhouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI) Yao Ming started it. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq) 108
so did the pinky toe do the comments in ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (O+AcM) 109
90
They will probably all move to China. ____________. No racism in China, no siree! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mht8P) _____________ The ones who identify as Wigger's are gonna be in a world of hurt ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg) 110
I asked my mensa (table) but it wouldn't respond to me.
I'll ask again. --Typical Mensa Member. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (BM2fS) Uh, I used to be a card carrying MENSA member. But I lost my card. One of the scariest things I EVER went to? A MENSA singles event in San Diego. /shudders Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (NgKpN) 111
#72: France, France was the worst thing to happen to Haiti.
Years ago an old joke was if you sent all the Swiss to Haiti and all tha Haitians to Switzerland, in ten years Haiti would be a paradise and Switzerland a dump. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (0QYMt) 112
Why, no, I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. But I am on Twitter!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (BM2fS) Well, I did sleep with a CPA at a Holiday Inn once. Sooooo.... Posted by: Romeo13 *touches Romeo13 on shoulders with flat of Excalibur* I dub thee TAX EXPERT. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BM2fS) 113
I thought this place was supposed to be full of tough Hardass people?? bunch pant Shitting Defeatist !
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (1Dmt5) 114
I had one friend adopt a "child" from Russia. He and his old lady paid thru the nose, went thru hell and after they got the kid home turns out the kid was crazy as a shit house rat and went away to where she could get the treatment she needed. Violent crazy.
Another friend and his old lady went to Red China and adopted a cute Chinese girl. So far so good. Ton of money and time spent. My question is aren't there plenty of American kids that deserve adoption? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu) 115
My MIL outlook is working, but I have been told the microsoft zoom like program "Teams" is down
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (OVEfo) It's been down for hours. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (T3t2v) 116
Apparently Outlook at crashed all over the country, which is really pissing me off. I was on a roll and now I'm stuck because a bunch of stuff on our system is Outlook-dependent. Fuck. That's what I get for trying to be industrious and get caught up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs) Hmmm, it did seem slow late in the day. I just assumed that meant all the nimrods who have nothing better to do than send emails all day long, were giving me a break for once. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (hku12) 117
101 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) Eating. It's the first Commie country ever to have really great food. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (I2/tG) 119
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) Chinese checkers. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq) 120
Never Surrender.
Posted by: jsg at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (mceqi) 121
Chinese national pastime is starving.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 08:30 PM (H5knJ) 122
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Graft, as far as I can tell. China is like 15 cultures under one umbrella forced to be one nation by tyrants. They have multiple languages, not one. Cantonese, Mandarin, Han, Tibetan, Turkic, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (KZzsI) 123
104
Media reporting that 9-11 is now restored. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (3D/fK) __________ If Trump was mayor of NYC, they would have rebuilt the Twin Towers (or at least added a longer middle section to look like a middle finger. Oh, you were talking about the 911 system -- nevermind ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg) 124
One of the scariest things I EVER went to? A MENSA singles event in San Diego.
/shudders Posted by: Romeo13 *glares through thick glasses* Posted by: Miss Mensa 1990 at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (QzkSJ) 125
Outlook took a shit at our company too.
Cue the 'South Park' scene where Bill Gates defends Windows 98 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2) 126
Ok, was waiting for a new thread to make this comment.
I can't claim originality on this, I heard this on Rush today. Without assigning motive to why the polling keeps coming up with Biden ahead by 8-12 points, the question of how they keep showing a number that doesn't make sense has been bugging me for awhile. Well on Rush today, he talked about someone who works in a polling firm that explained what they are doing to get results showing Biden leading among subgroups that shouldn't be supporting him (e.g. 65+ voters). They pollsters are trying to still come up with a sample that is believable in partisan splits, say 38D/30R/32I. But they are deliberately polling in areas that would trend toward Biden. So they go for affluent suburban districts to get their Republican samples, in order to oversample the NeverTrump wine moms. For the Dem samples they avoid the middle class working class neighborhoods and focus on the urban precincts. The areas they never poll are rural. So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (5p7BC) 127
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) Seriously I think table tennis is still popular. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq) 128
"One of the scariest things I EVER went to? A MENSA singles event in San Diego."
Now we know why you "lost" your card. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (XpDOS) 129
Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (UbfIw) 130
Now THAT is a lady. Good job Mr. President.
Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (SWbVS) 131
99 I'm not angry, I'm laughing.
Yeah I don't think any of the attacks on Barrett are getting any traction right now. She had lots of children! She believes in Jesus! She adopted kids!!! Which of these is so awful again? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (KZzsI) ACB has so many kids, and they are using up all of the healthcare stuff. Posted by: Democrat National Committee Press Department at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK) 132
96 "And in this world, where now the state and any "experts" who can capture its policy machine can literally ruin your life, for no good reason whatsoever"
Just say "California." Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (XpDOS) My Older Brother was one of the 'experts' who put together the financing and Accounting for the High Speed Rail project. Yeah, expert. Love my Brother, but he allows his philosophy to outweigh his intellect. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN) 133
One of the scariest things I EVER went to? A MENSA singles event in San Diego.
I qualified for Mensa, started to sign up when I was in High School, then I realized I didn't want to be an official card-carrying member of a group exclusively defined by bragging about one's intellect. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI) 134
I wonder if Syd and Elizabeth were ACB parents ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (O+AcM) 135
So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders.
aww Batty wants to play fetch! Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (3tgnk) 136
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, hence the popularity of basketball Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (YIHHg) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (jbF6h) 138
129 Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (UbfIw) Yes. Indeed we do. Something subtle. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (NWiLs) 139
I've been vacationing in Wyoming and South Dakota as a sort of scouting mission to get away from the Karen cunts.
Sadly even if the state leaves you alone, a lot of the businesses like Walmart and national or regional chains continue to require masks, the difference is a little more of the locals ignore the rules, and they don't seem to enforce it. Still, fuck everyone that bought into this shit. Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (GXBRY) 140
>>>
Well, I did sleep with a CPA at a Holiday Inn once. Sooooo.... Posted by: Romeo13 *touches Romeo13 on shoulders with flat of Excalibur* I dub thee TAX EXPERT. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BM2fS) ===== Point of order: He plainly said it was a Holiday Inn. Not a Holiday Inn Express! Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (t+7Up) 141
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Put thumbs into this. They can to play. Posted by: Xhe Jin-Ping at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ) 142
119 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (lgiXo) 143
Apparently Outlook at crashed all over the country,
which is really pissing me off. I was on a roll and now I'm stuck because a bunch of stuff on our system is Outlook-dependent. Fuck. That's what I get for trying to be industrious and get caught up. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs) Yep, HinduSoft is showing an incident for Outlook. They had one about a month ago where people were getting ejected from Outlook. Hiring an Indian as CEO is working out well. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (J70i0) 144
U.S. Sanctions Suffocate Syrians, Just Like George Floyd, Says Syrian Minister
- Go, Donald, go! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+y/Ru) 145
(bows)
(tries again, but lower this time) Present company excepted, of course, your Majesty. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (dOV9E) I'll allow it. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (GbPPJ) 146
Didn't comment on NBA thread but position remains the same on all of the sports leagues, now branching out into racist and totalitarian agitation: there's easily enough of a market of apolitical or unserious fans for all of them to survive, even thrive. Sadly.
As with every other thing we talk about here, but almost nobody ever wants to admit, or doesn't understand: it's not the distant boogieman or the evil manipulators or their $$$ or any other excuse that matters, even if they're real to some extent, it's the people around you and how they vote. Or how they let their schools be run. Or any other of a dozen things where they're simply passive, as things deteriorate. Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (OTzUX) 147
a REAL GentleMAN, opens the door, then pats her on the ass as she goes through.
Tradition in the Corps is that as the bride and groom pass under the arch of swords on the way out, the last guy taps her on the ass and then returns his sword to the arch. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (UW71e) 148
We are becoming much, much more selective about the people we let watch the nba. It is working splendidly.
Posted by: Mark Cuban at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (pw+jk) 149
"...the financing and Accounting for the High Speed Rail project."
In other words, money laundering to Dianne Feinstein's husband and crooked contractors like Saliba. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (XpDOS) 150
86 I admit I am baffled by the popularity of basketball in China. Is it betting that they like about it? Because huge black men barely achieving feats of athleticism is not exactly in the usual Chinese wheelhouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI) Maybe they're all secretly a nation of cucks? Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZEsnN) 151
The areas they never poll are rural.
So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (5p7BC) After 2016 I truly don't get this because should Trump win (landslide or not), their reputation is shot. Are you going to hire a polling outfit that was off by 10+ points? Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT) 152
Uh, I used to be a card carrying MENSA member.
But I lost my card. One of the scariest things I EVER went to? A MENSA singles event in San Diego. /shudders Posted by: Romeo13 Good Lord. Nightmares tonight, for sure. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (BM2fS) 153
That story about 700k fraudulent votes in TX has me so angry and convinced this will end in civil war - badly. When people voting for Trump see this and hear it won't be resolved before the election, why in the hell would we accept a president biden? Nevermind the question of whether a shooting war will happen - it MUST happen at that point.
Posted by: Eli Cash at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (67sg6) 154
>>> So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (5p7BC) They are adjusting the poll results so that they eventually converge with their models of predicted cheating. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (l6b3d) 155
Willowed, because of course.
538 523 Lamont, if Trump loses you have nothing to worry about - you are either in a camp, dead or on a wanted poster. Clarity baby. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB) If Trump loses and the left starts that shit. I'm going feral. I plan to make 1830s - 1850s Kansas look like a phucking toddler recess with puppies. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (VcFUs) Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs) Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (lgiXo) 157
They pollsters are trying to still come up with a sample that is believable in partisan splits, say 38D/30R/32I. But they are deliberately polling in areas that would trend toward Biden. So they go for affluent suburban districts to get their Republican samples, in order to oversample the NeverTrump wine moms. For the Dem samples they avoid the middle class working class neighborhoods and focus on the urban precincts.
The areas they never poll are rural. Pollsters gave up on trying to produce accurate, proper results about a decade ago. They recognized and wrote about it at the time that the systems did not work and they could not figure out a way to come up with new, working ones. People still think polls are doing what they used to do, particularly pundits and bloggers. But polling organizations are in the business of getting the numbers their clients want. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI) 158
Catch, opium den ring a bell?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (UbfIw) 159
Do you think after Trump finishes his two terms, he would run for mayor of NYC?
Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (bVhJi) 160
Yeah I don't think any of the attacks on Barrett are getting any traction right now.
She had lots of children! She believes in Jesus! She adopted kids!!! Which of these is so awful again? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (KZzsI) Everything. Believing in Jesus is wrong. She needs to accept that there is NO GOD other than the State. And the person who nominated that BITCH is NOT a member of the ONE political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it sees fit. For those reasons alone, she and her entire family need to be IMMEDIATELY arrested. (So the Left would tell you.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (4JLkY) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (3D/fK) Posted by: Disappointed Miklos at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ) 163
A bat just swam up my commode Its mouth was full of spiders Flew right up my sisters ass And they scurried off inside her Friggin in the riggin... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs) 164
126 So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (5p7BC) Mrs Splunge was despairing about polls today. Fortunately, I've noticed the pattern from previous elections. They want to favor the Dems They don't want to entirely blow out their reputation for accuracy The solution, again this time, is to do the weird manipulations you describe, right at this time, but to ramp it down in time to not be too wrong before the election. That's the plan, anyway, didn't work to well in 2016, but it's still the plan. So expect a "late surge of enthusiasm for Trump" that is really just the pollsters trying to get in tune with reality before the result they get judged on. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (dOV9E) 165
Kanye's tweeting about the Clintons and Haiti. Hold on to your hats
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (AwPyG) 166
My question is aren't there plenty of American kids that deserve adoption? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu) __________ My understanding (anecdotal, no personal experience) is that adoption of American children was the original "process is the punishment" model ... courtesy of the "social retard sciences" departments and graduates in academe -- who have also infiltrated and destroyed the HR departments in corporate America for decades now ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (WqPYg) 167
142 119 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) water pong Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (O+AcM) 168
My MIL outlook is working, but I have been told the microsoft zoom like program "Teams" is down
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (OVEfo) It's been down for hours. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (T3t2v) Oh please oh please, be still down tomorrow morning! And NGU, sorry to hear about your mother in law's Outlook. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (hku12) 169
114
I had one friend adopt a "child" from Russia. He and his old lady paid thru the nose, went thru hell and after they got the kid home turns out the kid was crazy as a shit house rat and went away to where she could get the treatment she needed. Violent crazy. Same thing with my cousin. Kid was so violent they had to have her removed. They went through a long process actually bringing large amounts of cash into Russia to get it done. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: Chy-nah at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (b45Ld) 171
Who was worse for the island, Clinton or Duvalier?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat Embrace the power of *and*. Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (gtatv) 172
142 What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
Yeah, what is that? Not just elderly, I've seen all ages doing it. Only men though. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (jbF6h) 173
So, was it also racist when Kaepernick's white parents adopted him, or does this just apply to conservative SCOTUS nominees.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (V+bdf) 174
>.
Tradition in the Corps is that as the bride and groom pass under the arch of swords on the way out, the last guy taps her on the ass and then returns his sword to the arch. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (UW71e) .....and if said ass bends the blade, the blade is bronzed and hung prominently on a wall Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (fZqIv) 175
The polls don't matter and apparently actual votes aren't gonna matter either.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (r+sAi) 176
What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
Tai Chi. It actually is a valid martial art, but people use it mostly for calming and flexibility. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (KZzsI) 177
I qualified for Mensa, started to sign up when I was in High School, then I realized I didn't want to be an official card-carrying member of a group exclusively defined by bragging about one's intellect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI) Actually I think MENSA people don't talk about it Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (IEsP8) 178
158 Catch, opium den ring a bell?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (UbfIw) One thing after how many thousands of years as a civilization? And a opium den? Are you saying they sucked so bad they NEEDED the opium to ease the pain? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (4JLkY) 179
White colonizer!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (63Dwl) 180
They pollsters are trying to still come up with a sample that is believable in partisan splits, say 38D/30R/32I. But they are deliberately polling in areas that would trend toward Biden.
I've actually worked as a professional pollster (not political). Yeah, you weight your sample to try to reflect the overall population (people who make over $100,000 a year tend to be underrepresented in a random sample so you weight them more, for example. Yeah, you could play games like not calling in rural areas so you can skew the numbers, and then not weighting for your rural underrepresentation. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (I2/tG) 181
>>>135 So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders.
You watching Donna Brazile and Chris Wallace on Fox? Or you mean that literally? Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (BRkq2) 182
Even the most ardent leftists must be rolling their eyes that we're back to the stupid tax returns yet again
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (AwPyG) 183
*touches Romeo13 on shoulders with flat of Excalibur*
I dub thee TAX EXPERT. Posted by: Sharkman ===== Point of order: He plainly said it was a Holiday Inn. Not a Holiday Inn Express! Posted by: swingin' for the downs The touch of Excalibur imparts the power needed to overcome the lack of "Express" hotel status. It's in The Manual. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (BM2fS) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (jbF6h) 185
149 "...the financing and Accounting for the High Speed Rail project."
In other words, money laundering to Dianne Feinstein's husband and crooked contractors like Saliba. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:33 PM (XpDOS) Amongst others. but yep! Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN) 186
Oh please oh please, be still down tomorrow morning!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (hku12) If Teams is down tomorrow I'll get enough done by 11:30am that I can retire. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (t+qrx) 187
Woohoo, comments are back. Now to go and read the content.
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (nL4fk) 188
Pass the opium please.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (NWiLs) 189
"The polls don't matter and apparently actual votes aren't gonna matter either."
Zees iz zee plan, comrade. Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XpDOS) 190
Dianne Feinstein, proponent of a national mask mandate, seen maskless walking through Dulles.
Oddly, she wasn't tazed , despite the agreement reached by passengers and the airlines. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (3tgnk) 191
66 Has anyone here not been date-raped by Amy Coney Barrett?
I volunteer to be date-raped, then adopted by ACB. The adoption has to come after the rape though because the other way round would just be weird. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (8xieD) 192
I wonder if Syd and Elizabeth were ACB parents ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (O+AcM) If she has a cat named Lucifer Sam and a neighbor called Arnold Layne we'll know about one of them. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (6bQvJ) 193
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Mask wearing. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (V+bdf) 194
So, was it also racist when Kaepernick's white parents adopted him, or does this just apply to conservative SCOTUS nominees.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM (V+bdf) I believe Kapernick thinks they are. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq) 195
Actually I think MENSA people don't talk about it
The first rule of Mensa Club is you don't talk about Mensa Club. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (I2/tG) 196
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 ===== I'd have to go with "International Intellectual Property Theft." Seems to unite the country. Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (8AONa) 197
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Killing peasants? Seemed that way during the "cultural" revolution. Seems that way now with Fulan Gong. Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC) 198
I had one friend adopt a "child" from Russia. He and his old lady paid
thru the nose, went thru hell and after they got the kid home turns out the kid was crazy as a shit house rat and went away to where she could get the treatment she needed. Violent crazy. Same thing with my cousin. Kid was so violent they had to have her removed. They went through a long process actually bringing large amounts of cash into Russia to get it done. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+ya+t) I hated the whole adopting kids from overseas fad from the beginning. Had a relative adopt two. One is mentally disabled. The other might as well be because she believe she is a he. It is stupid virtue signalling. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (J70i0) 199
I think I'm the only man alive who ACB hasn't molested. Figures.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs) 200
The areas they never poll are rural.
So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (5p7BC) They tend to do the same thing in Israel by polling in and around Tel Aviv and ignoring other parts of the Country...part is on purpose no doubt, but part is probably that they all live in and around Tel Aviv and they are lazy shits Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (OVEfo) 201
I thought this place was supposed to be full of tough Hardass people?? bunch pant Shitting Defeatist !
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (1Dmt5) Well that was unexpected. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (gDxfW) 202
I'm wondering how much moral inversion and corruption can be absorbed in the universe. The Left is spewing so much so fast now it is testing the cosmic tolerance levels. Or I hope it is.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (H8QX8) 203
Who was worse for the island, Clinton or Duvalier?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat *begins creating wax doll* Posted by: Miklos "Tonton" Macoute at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ) 204
I was watcing an old interview of the Amazing ACB and she talked about the second adoption.
She said they were told the paperwork looked like ut would not come through, and they intended to cancel the adoption. But it was Christmas so they procrastinated. Then the earthquake happened, and they were told that because of it all adoptions beung processed would be granted, regardless of paperwork status. So there are probably "anomlies" the Left can dig up. Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (nUhF0) 205
Dianne Feinstein, proponent of a national mask mandate, seen maskless walking through Dulles.
Don't worry - she's not in a high-risk group. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (3tgnk) 207
I knew PDT's tax returns would be leaked. The only question was when.
I wonder what this week's Dem-Media Complex schedule is for explosive, walls-closing-in, revelations about OrangeManBad? RBG's death and ACB's nomination must have disrupted the months-old Media/Team Joe schedule for releasing BOMBSHELLS about Trump! Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (AMIL/) 208
I hated the whole adopting kids from overseas fad from the beginning.
When we have plenty of locally grown crack babies. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (gDxfW) Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (arJlL) 210
195 Actually I think MENSA people don't talk about it
The first rule of Mensa Club is you don't talk about Mensa Club. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (I2/tG) Actually? fairly accurate. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN) 211
So it is sample source manipulation that is generating the results they want to get.
- They're producing numbers that will be close to their level of cheating. Worse is that they don't care that we know. I think it was Grump928(C) who said it so well. Their principles are using our principles against us. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (5nBSV) Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (NiXyF) 213
Read sometime ago that Trump is enlisting and recruiting every pro trump law firm in the country down to even interns to fight the voter fraud. Glad he's not going to fold like Nixon.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (GXBRY) 214
Heart of Darkness, you are correct about the election.
Either winner will bring clarity to the divisiveness of this nation. Posted by: Braenyard at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (Okeht) 215
131 99 I'm not angry, I'm laughing.
Yeah I don't think any of the attacks on Barrett are getting any traction right now. She had lots of children! She believes in Jesus! She adopted kids!!! Which of these is so awful again? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (KZzsI) ACB has so many kids, and they are using up all of the healthcare stuff. Posted by: Democrat National Committee Press Department at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK) _________ "It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a successful career AND be a good mother -- which proves she must be an abusive mother and should have aborted all those children, pre- or post-birth! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg) 216
When we have plenty of locally grown crack babies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 08:38 PM (gDxfW) Always in season. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (L+dy5) 217
I promise you, when the first BIPOC tranny is elected president in 2028, there will still be no high-speed rail in California.
Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (XpDOS) 218
Hah all you people who said the fax machine was dead. How you like your e-mail now !!
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (2DOZq) 219
I think I'm the only man alive who ACB hasn't molested. Figures.
Posted by: Insomniac Come here, poor baby. Posted by: Sen. Kummala Harris at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ) 220
127 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) Seriously I think table tennis is still popular. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq) Was that invented by the Chinese though? Or was that imported? Like badminton. HUGE in East Asia, but not a home-grown thing (unless you count India). Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (4JLkY) 221
193 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 --- Mask wearing. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (V+bdf) --- BOOM Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BRkq2) 222
If she has a cat named Lucifer Sam and a neighbor called Arnold Layne we'll know about one of them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (6bQvJ) I'm listening to a Nick Mason's Saucerful of Secrets show on Youtube (which includes both of those songs) while reading the comments and my mind is now blown. (The show is freakin' a-ma-zing!) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (jbF6h) 223
The Barrett family adopts Haitian children to love and nurture.
- Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey donated $10M to that clown who said adopting black kids is an act of white supremacy - Signal that virtue, Jack! Signal it! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (+y/Ru) 224
I believe Kapernick thinks they are.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq) Here is my pet theory with adopting kids. When you have your own kids, you understand them to some extent because they are literally half you. You see yourself, your spouse, and other relatives in them. So, you have a relational starting point in dealing with them. An adoptive kid though is more of an enigma. Now throw in a racial difference. It's a high hurdle to overcome. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (J70i0) 225
Deliver the Judge from Evil
Posted by: Eve at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (L5yo0) 226
Imagine a Mensa Audi driver who went to Harvard.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (5nBSV) 227
>What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
Bing Pow Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (iTXRQ) 228
@KOINNews
Members of the Portland Police Bureau's Rapid Response Team who were federally deputized over the weekend will retain that status through the rest of the year. Ha! Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT) 229
Watch my new sports team on The Celebrity Family Feud. These diverse people from mentally ill women that think they are men to white men thinking they are black women. Our star player Shaun King, AKA Talcum X will be leading off.
Posted by: Mark Cuban at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (pw+jk) 230
After 2016 I truly don't get this because should Trump win (landslide or not), their reputation is shot. Are you going to hire a polling outfit that was off by 10+ points?
--------- Also talked about by Rush today. He theorizes that they think that as long as the media never reports how wrong they are, then they don't take a reputation hit. To be fair, after 2016 they are all still in business and have not changed their methodology at all. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (5p7BC) 231
If Trump was mayor of NYC, they would have rebuilt the Twin Towers (or at least added a longer middle section to look like a middle finger.
Oh, you were talking about the 911 system -- nevermind ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg) He did propose doing exactly that. Rebuild them. Make them one floor taller I believe. Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (vMCab) 232
220 127 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (4JLkY) Seriously I think table tennis is still popular. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq) Was that invented by the Chinese though? Or was that imported? Like badminton. HUGE in East Asia, but not a home-grown thing (unless you count India). Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (4JLkY) Wait, doesn't everyone in China Practice Kung Fu! Or Wu Shu? It must be true, I saw it in the movies! Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (NgKpN) 233
I took a look at Biden's book deal - looks like he made $3.7M off a book that sold 300K copies.
And...no one will investigate this. Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (qlFIA) 234
I was too busy trying to get my membership in womensa to worry about mensa
Posted by: REDACTED at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (O+AcM) 235
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 --- Mask wearing. Posted by: rickb223 *grare* Posted by: the chinese at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (QzkSJ) 236
Q is dropping stuff like crazy, and insinuating that the DLPiper (?) law firm is neck deep in Clinton Foundation money laundering.
Coincidentally, Kamala's husband is a lawyer at their LA office. Latest news says he's resigning from the firm. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (AwPyG) 237
I think I'm the only man alive who ACB hasn't molested. Figures.
Posted by: Insomniac Come here, poor baby. Posted by: Sen. Kummala Harris at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ) Mine! Posted by: Rose DeLauro at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L+dy5) 238
Seriously I think table tennis is still popular.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM (2DOZq) Was that invented by the Chinese though? Or was that imported? - Invented by two guys, Ping and Pong. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+y/Ru) 239
I propose that "QAnon" be the mascot for the Quarantine.
Posted by: jdgalt at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (3SFo/) 240
Oh please oh please, be still down tomorrow morning!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (hku12) If Teams is down tomorrow I'll get enough done by 11:30am that I can retire. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (t+qrx) Yeah, without wanting to sound like an ingrate, I'd much prefer to get the powerpoint slides later, rather than having to hear the presenter drone on and on all morning about this thing I really do need to know. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (hku12) Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SWbVS) 242
What does a Mensa member do with a masters in art and history from Harvard?
He gets a nose ring and pours coffee for a living. Posted by: Two Weeks From Bunnysnuggling Melania Before Trump Drone Strikes Me at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (GXBRY) 243
Glad he's not going to fold like Nixon.
If Trump loses, he'll have vengeful Democratic prosecutors after him for the rest of his life. Nixon knew he might have a second chance later - that's not true for Trump. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (I2/tG) 244
>. Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had "John has a mustache that is 40% shorter than it used to be" Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (fZqIv) 245
What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
Yeah, what is that? Not just elderly, I've seen all ages doing it. Only men though. Posted by: Guy Smiley They're beating off ? Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (arJlL) 246
What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
Tai Chi? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (WkPC9) 247
.....and if said ass bends the blade, the blade is bronzed and hung prominently on a wall
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 28, 2020 08:35 PM Pretty much guaranteed if the bride is a BAM. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (DMUuz) 248
Outlook took a shit at our company too.
Cue the 'South Park' scene where Bill Gates defends Windows 98 Posted by: boulder t'hobo One of the best scenes in any movie ever: https://tinyurl.com/South-Park-Gates-MS Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (BM2fS) 249
Q is dropping stuff like crazy, and insinuating that the DLPiper (?) law firm is neck deep in Clinton Foundation money laundering.
Coincidentally, Kamala's husband is a lawyer at their LA office. Latest news says he's resigning from the firm. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (AwPyG) He was the managing partner for a while. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (Ed8Zd) 250
241 "Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?"
Abortion? Posted by: Bosk Abandoning little girl babies in public markets or the woods? Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (Rvt88) 251
Dave - there is speculation that around 10% of the urban wealthy voter have fled places like NYC and Chicago - this may have a consequence in this election that cannot be measured - consequences that bode negatively for the Dems as these typically liberal voters are really not likely to vote at all - either for Trump or against, as these seem to be the only two choices presented in this election.
Using 20198 suburban mom voter models will be the downfall of these pollsters, but their clients are paying right now for these pollsters to tell them what they want to hear, so like all good consultants, you tell your client what he wants to hear... Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (w2LAm) 252
Speaking of defeatists, here's my thoughts- if the electorate is like 2016 (@ least 50% chance) Trump wins in a landslide, adds some western states to column plus MN. If it's like 2018, Trump wins Florida and Biden needs to draw an inside straight on all Trump's rust belt states. 60% Trump takes WI and wins. If it's somewhere in between, same analysis but 90% against Boden's inside straight. I think first scenario most likely based on enthusiasm difference and R voter registration gains in FL and PA. Most pollers using 2018 models or worse. What say y'all?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (7o4Oo) 253
Ha! Melania caught a buttcheek before she let go of Trump.
Posted by: Emmie at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (4JM5Y) 254
He theorizes that they think that as long as the media never reports how wrong they are, then they don't take a reputation hit.
To be fair, after 2016 they are all still in business and have not changed their methodology at all. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (5p7BC) Yeah, that is true. Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT) 255
218 Hah all you people who said the fax machine was dead. How you like your e-mail now !!
Posted by: Weaning is hard old fashioned fax is much more secure than email Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (nUhF0) 256
Tai Chi is what keeps me going. Well, the wine too.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (UbfIw) 257
Yep, HinduSoft is showing an incident for Outlook. They had one about a month ago where people were getting ejected from Outlook. Hiring an Indian as CEO is working out well.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (J70i0) __________ One of my buddies was working for First American in SoCal two decades ago -- an Oracle Apps specialist. They decided to fire all their American engineers and outsource to India. He told me at the time that (1) he was going to henceforth refer to them as First Indian; and (2) that he guaranteed they'd be begging him to come back within a year. About 9 months later, they offered him a shitload ton of money to come back -- and he said he'd only do it as an even higher-paid consultant/contractor, and they agreed. Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg) 258
A story over at Gateway about a freelance reporter who pulled his licensed gun against an Antifa attack four years ago (didn't fire the gun) and the hell that the Oregon justice system made of his life is utterly nightmarish. I don't know how the guy, Michael Strickland, has retained his sanity.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (H8QX8) 259
Members of the Portland Police Bureau's Rapid Response Team who were federally deputized over the weekend will retain that status through the rest of the year.
The Oregon ACLU is demanding that a special prosecutor be appointed to prosecute the cops. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (I2/tG) 260
199
I think I'm the only man alive who ACB hasn't molested. Figures. Sadly, you are not the only one. Then again, it appears Kommala has eyes for you.... Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (3vIkC) 261
"Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?"
Abortion? Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SWbVS) Killing Uighurs. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:45 PM (hku12) 262
The Microsoft problem is being being described as the ghost of Paul Allen or a Bill Gates vaccine depending on how sciencey you are.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 28, 2020 08:45 PM (xceTB) 263
Same thing with my cousin. Kid was so violent they had to have her removed. They went through a long process actually bringing large amounts of cash into Russia to get it done.
Posted by: dartist Russia has a horrible problem with fetal alcohol syndrome. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS) 264
My question is aren't there plenty of American kids that deserve adoption? --- Well, yes. But it's the official unofficial policy that adoption of an American minority race by a white couple is cultural genocide. Better they rot in the orphanage or foster homes than be cultural-murdered by loving, white parents. Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (aO8Gd) 265
The only, one and only reason the HOR is in donkey commie hands is the ballot harvesting in california. That's why I am concerned about mail in voting.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (nUhF0) 267
old fashioned fax is much more secure than email
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (nUhF0 It is and why you can send HIPAA stuff by fax but can't send it by e-mail unless through a send secure service. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq) 268
Most pollers using 2018 models or worse. What say y'all?
Both Clinton and Obama suffered midterm election losses in Congress considerably larger than Trump's. Didn't stop them from getting reelected. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (I2/tG) 269
Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:31 PM The stall walls are closing in. The buckboard wheels are coming off. The farrier has trimmed the frog. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (HwiWi) 271
My question is aren't there plenty of American kids that deserve adoption? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu) Yeah, but like anything else in America, Americans shoot themselves in the foot and whine about why Americans then go abroad. Americans constantly put out the "YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE" mat for business and wonder why they set up in China and elsewhere for business. (I still contend that plenty of businesses would LOVE to set up shop here for manufacturing - the only jobs that matter, apparently - but as long as it's cheaper to bribe a CPC official than it is to go through several miles of red tape here just to break ground on a new facility, of COURSE they are going for the cheapest option.) Same in adoptions. MUCH legal hassles and wrangling involved. Granted, it makes sense to have some oversight to make sure kids being put up for adoption are set up for success with good families. But there should be some streamlining to the process. Make it a LITTLE easier. When someone is WILLING to adopt, don't set out to kick them in the ass for showing up. (And you will probably get more families willing to adopt!) But it's most likely easier to adopt overseas than at home due to bureaucracy, red tape, and other needless nonsense. Then, cue the people whining about why there are adoptions of kids overseas instead of here at home... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (4JLkY) 272
LASue, I am really looking for your name in my inbox. The TxMoMe wants to meet you and we have someone you would really want to meet coming.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (UbfIw) 273
213Read sometime ago that Trump is enlisting and recruiting every pro trump law firm in the country down to even interns to fight the voter fraud. Glad he's not going to fold like Nixon
Good!! Last time the Gop fought for our side it was actually their interns in the Gore Bush debacle who refused to be left out and stormed closed doors. This was Miami dade county and the counting chads attempt at stealing the election. Weaponize the interns! Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (GTzsf) 274
If Teams is down tomorrow I'll get enough done by 11:30am that I can retire.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:36 PM (t+qrx) Teams shows no issues. You will get no work done. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (J70i0) 275
What should be good is calling every white person who has adopted a child of a different race an evil racist. Because that will not get people ticked off and seething at all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (0QYMt) 276
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Seeing who can eat the weirdest fvcking animal while it's still alive? Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (+ya+t) 277
236 Q is dropping stuff like crazy, and insinuating that the DLPiper (?) law firm is neck deep in Clinton Foundation money laundering.
Coincidentally, Kamala's husband is a lawyer at their LA office. Latest news says he's resigning from the firm. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:41 PM (AwPyG) Fuck 'Q.' That shit is bedtime stories for Boomers. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (kk/Jz) 278
272 LASue, I am really looking for your name in my inbox. The TxMoMe wants to meet you and we have someone you would really want to meet coming.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (UbfIw) It's ME!!! Oh shit, was that supposed to be a surprise? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs) 279
270 Things that make you hmmm
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/403393/ Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 08:46 PM (HwiWi Showing how vulnerable our infrastructure is, especially when off prem in a hyper scaler like Azure. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (emxxF) 280
Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had "John is against the wall" Posted by: JT John's mustache smells like Bill Kristol's asshole. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS) 281
To be fair, after 2016 they are all still in business and have not changed their methodology at all.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:40 PM (5p7BC) Pollsters are consultants at the end of the day - the client hires you, he thinks he's getting the truth, but the consultant knows intuitively what the client wants to hear, and he gives it to them. And gets rehired next time even if the advice he gives is wrong - human nature. Clients always say "but I just want the truth!" But like Col. Jessup, the consultant knows, he's taught, that the client can't handle the truth... Posted by: Boswell at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (w2LAm) 282
Killing Uighurs.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:45 PM (hku12) To be fair that's slightly more recent. And they still are going after Tibetans. Dirty little secret the Horde knows that the wider world doesn't SEEM to know: China is VERY racist. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (4JLkY) 283
I'd have more sympathy for the complaints about not adopting American if America didn't make it such a losing proposition. Kids ruined by the system if not their families by the time they're adoptable, wrongheaded policies designed to ensure siblings are never separated even if that makes them unadoptable as a practical matter, requirements that treat adopters like criminals, all presided over by an army of social workers. Private adoption avoids some of these problems, but adds in the possibility of spending a small fortune on a mother who later changes her mind. America more or less created the incentive go abroad (if you can afford to).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (OVEfo) 285
Killing Uighurs.
Posted by: BurtTC Killing Chinese. I think the toll is about 100 million since 1949. At least. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (BM2fS) 286
159
Do you think after Trump finishes his two terms, he would run for mayor of NYC? Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (bVhJi) __________ Heh -- hadn't considered that. I'm torn because I want to see that city abandoned for centuries -- but the entertainment value alone might be worth it ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WqPYg) 287
Russia has a horrible problem with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS) And we have to suffer. Nikolas Cruz. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq) 288
They are adjusting the poll results so that they eventually converge with their models of predicted cheating.
----- I think this is part of it. It is also their age old game of trying to suppress Republican turn out. I still believe that numbers like 700K votes are over the top bragging. I think getting an extra 10K votes over the cheating they already do (and did in 2016) is going to be about the limit. But I'm not in the business of stealing elections, so what do I know? Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (5p7BC) 289
Teams shows no issues. You will get no work done.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (J70i0) *sigh* Just like the mysterious Gypsy woman said. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (t+qrx) 290
258 A story over at Gateway about a freelance reporter who pulled his licensed gun against an Antifa attack four years ago (didn't fire the gun) and the hell that the Oregon justice system made of his life is utterly nightmarish. I don't know how the guy, Michael Strickland, has retained his sanity.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (H8QX Yeah, I read that, the guy was railroaded all the way. That judge and DA are infected open sores. Hopefully he will get a review from the SC like he is requesting. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:50 PM (sy5kK) 291
280 Insom, we have to establish our code.
Posted by: Ben Had "John is against the wall" Posted by: JT John's mustache smells like Bill Kristol's asshole. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS The maple syrup is on the French toast. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:50 PM (emxxF) 292
People, the true Chinese national pastime is eating. As in 'eating food'. No one speaks at the table till everyone has had a first round of food. To do so is considered impolite. Eating is sacred to the Chinese.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 08:50 PM (GTzsf) 293
Just like the mysterious Gypsy woman said.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (t+qrx +1 for the Archer reference. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:51 PM (emxxF) Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 08:51 PM (QC8xY) 295
>>> 258 A story over at Gateway about a freelance reporter who pulled his licensed gun against an Antifa attack four years ago (didn't fire the gun) and the hell that the Oregon justice system made of his life is utterly nightmarish. I don't know how the guy, Michael Strickland, has retained his sanity.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 28, 2020 08:44 PM (H8QX Sx3 will end up being the primary outcome of this and will become more prevalent. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (l6b3d) 296
Did ace ever explain why he's so disappointed in us? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs) 297
172 142 What's that thing elderly Chinese do in the park? It's kind of like slow motion karate.
--- Tai chi and Qi gong. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (sWM8x) 298
Former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson has been accused in a newly unsealed lawsuit of covering up a pay-to-play scheme he allegedly used to fund sexual services and sexual favors while serving as his states chief executive, a report said.
Remind me what party is he in? And who was his bestest friend? Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (OVEfo) Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (an7Mv) Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (cF8AT) 301
296 Did ace ever explain why he's so disappointed in us? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs) That's just his parental side talking. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs) 302
I hated the whole adopting kids from overseas fad from the beginning.
Yeah I am not fond of it either. Thousands of kids need adopting in the USA, why are you importing them? That said, if you're going to rescue a kid, Haiti seems like a good place to get them out of. Personally I think those hot young eastern European girls who have to end up marrying a sleazy tracksuit wearing douchebag need rescuing, but you'd have to clean them up a bit first. The heavy drinking, the smoking like a 19th century factory chimney, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (KZzsI) 303
296 Did ace ever explain why he's so disappointed in us? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs We can't accept his furry lifestyle. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (emxxF) 304
I had one friend adopt a "child" from Russia. He and his old lady paid
thru the nose, went thru hell and after they got the kid home turns out the kid was crazy as a shit house rat and went away to where she could get the treatment she needed. Violent crazy. Same thing with my cousin. Kid was so violent they had to have her removed. They went through a long process actually bringing large amounts of cash into Russia to get it done. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+ya+t) Kids who are subjected to trauma at an early age are going to be REAL messed up for a long time, and treatment, when it IS effective, which is often isn't, is going to take a lot of time and money and effort. I think parents, well meaning people, think they're going to bring this kid over here, after the kid has been exposed to all sorts of shite, and they think love is going to fix it. Yeah, no. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12) 305
Killing peasants? Seemed that way during the "cultural" revolution. Seems that way now with Fulan Gong. Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC) SWEEP AWAY THE MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!! Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (4JLkY) 306
The Left controls prosecutions all over the country( and who does not get prosecuted)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (HwiWi) 307
I think the toll is about 100 million since 1949. At least. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (BM2fS) -------------- I'm re-reading Chinese Shadows by Simon Leys (the pen name of Pierre Ryckmans), written in the last years of the Cultural Revolution. It's chillingly similar to Antifa. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (mht8P) 308
Pollsters are consultants at the end of the day
=== One of my first business, not engineering, consulting job was from a company that I had saved their new product design. So the president hired me to look at fixing their engineering department. That took about four hours. I told him the engineering manager was a fool and he had to fire him. Turns out the engineering manager was his wife's brother so he said he needed another answer. So I looked for another few hours and the BIL was the problem and told the company president that. He cut me a check and I never did business with that company again. Not a big loss because they went BK about a year later. But point of the story is, I didn't give him the answer he wanted and was paying for. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (pw+jk) 309
If Satan ever lost his hair, there'd be Hell toupee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru) 310
Did ace ever explain why he's so disappointed in us? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve I haven't been here all day so it must be youse guys. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 08:54 PM (arJlL) 311
Sx3 will end up being the primary outcome of this and will become more prevalent.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (l6b3d) If you can pull that off in a crowded street while being video recorded, you should be in a different line of work. Like maybe a ninja. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:54 PM (t+qrx) 312
Bill Richardson is one of the politicians accused by Epstein victims.
He is being sued. No arrest, since Barr is a p*ssy. Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2020 08:54 PM (qlFIA) 313
The first rule of Mensa Club is you don't talk about Mensa Club. Posted by: The ARC of History! Mime Club Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 08:54 PM (63Dwl) 314
What say y'all?
---------- I'm being a broken record, but here it goes. If Trump wins Florida and North Carolina. Then he only needs to win one of WI, MN, MI, or PA. Biden must win all four of them. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (+ya+t) 316
What should be good is calling every white person
who has adopted a child of a different race an evil racist. Because that will not get people ticked off and seething at all. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 08:47 PM (0QYMt) Not really. The few that have might get upset. The reality is there are a lot of people who don't think it is a good idea. They just won't say it out loud. If you took away the constant anti-racism/race mixing propaganda, attitudes would quickly fall back into the "sure you can do it, but wouldn't recommend it" category. The same with attitudes on homosexuality. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (J70i0) 317
298 Former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson has been accused in a newly unsealed lawsuit of covering up a pay-to-play scheme he allegedly used to fund sexual services and sexual favors while serving as his states chief executive, a report said.
Remind me what party is he in? And who was his bestest friend? Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (OVEfo) Um, he's a Republican and his best friend is Donald J. Trump. You can believe that; I read it in the New York Times and they say "The truth is worth it." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (4JLkY) 318
>>Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Gambling and horse racing. Posted by: Tami Horse racing, because they get to eat the loser. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (arJlL) 319
113 I thought this place was supposed to be full of tough Hardass people?? bunch pant Shitting Defeatist !
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (1Dmt5) Either take your meds now, or be original and funny with your insults. Your choice, Gayboy. Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (NKgwn) 320
ya know why American adoption is so hard?
social services Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (nUhF0) 321
All The "News" We Sh!t, We Print
Posted by: The New York Times at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (dOV9E) 322
AtC made the x22 report tonight! He's reading a tweet of hers re: the fake NYT news on Trump's taxes. That's bigly!
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (OxYQ1) 323
The first rule of Mensa Club is you don't talk about Mensa Club.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Mime Club Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Think outside the box! Posted by: Miklos, Mime MBA at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (QzkSJ) 324
One of my first business, not engineering, consulting job was from a company that I had saved their new product design. So the president hired me to look at fixing their engineering department. That took about four hours. I told him the engineering manager was a fool and he had to fire him. Turns out the engineering manager was his wife's brother so he said he needed another answer. So I looked for another few hours and the BIL was the problem and told the company president that. He cut me a check and I never did business with that company again.
Not a big loss because they went BK about a year later. But point of the story is, I didn't give him the answer he wanted and was paying for. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (pw+jk) This is good to know for whenever I hear "It's not what you know, it's who you know!" Apparently that's more important than even keeping your company afloat... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (4JLkY) 325
Remember that Richardson was involved in the Monica Lewinsky deal. Gave her a government job to keep her quiet, I think
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (AwPyG) 326
Has anyone here not been date-raped by Amy Coney Barrett?
_________ I heard a couple of talking heads separately on radio today unwittingly refer to her as Amy Conan Barrett. I proceeded to have this daydream -- Ted Cruz: "Judge Conan Barrett, what is best in life?" Judge Conan Barrett: "To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their cucks!" Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (WqPYg) 327
I'm being a broken record, but here it goes.
If Trump wins Florida and North Carolina. Then he only needs to win one of WI, MN, MI, or PA. Biden must win all four of them. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (5p7BC WI and MN seem like ripe apples for Trump Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (emxxF) 328
Hey banana Dream, I didn't mean that to sound glib or snarky, but this was right there on a street during a daylight protest (back in the Before Times). If it had happened on his property, maybe a different story. I don't know if he would've gotten out of there without getting the dogshit beat out of him if he hadn't drawn, which is what they're wringing him for.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx) 329
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, smoking and fucking. All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Z+IKu) 330
How can we stand up to the enthusiasm, the sheer animal energy, that permeates a Biden rally?
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E) 331
322 If AtC becomes a regular on the talking head shows morons will plug back in and get bigger tv sets...
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (HwiWi) 332
solve for t. 2 tea bags in 2 cups of water for 2 min.. t
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (UbfIw) 333
I'm re-reading Chinese Shadows by Simon Leys (the pen name of Pierre Ryckmans), written in the last years of the Cultural Revolution. It's chillingly similar to Antifa.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Yep. Jordan Peterson talks about how similar KlantiFa is to the things that Alexander Solzhenitsyn describes in the Gulag Archipelago. I've not read GA since high school, so I don't recall, but I imagine that he's correct. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (BM2fS) 334
If Satan ever lost his hair, there'd be Hell toupee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru) You should have saved that one for when it mattered. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (2DOZq) 335
322 AtC made the x22 report tonight! He's reading a tweet of hers re: the fake NYT news on Trump's taxes. That's bigly!
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (OxYQ1 Man, her head is gonna swell beyond the width of the front door! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (emxxF) 336
Research Director of the Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics and Public Policy and adjunct lecturer at Harvard Kennedy School Joan Donovan published an op-Ed in the MIT Technology Review titled How an overload of riot porn is driving conflict in the streets. In the piece, Donovan blames left-wing riots in America on right-wing media makers and ring-wing reactionaries. Campus Reform And get a look at the fat pig scrunt who printed this. Good G-D, this broad never missed a meal Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (OVEfo) 337
I still believe that numbers like 700K votes are over the top bragging. I think getting an extra 10K votes over the cheating they already do (and did in 2016) is going to be about the limit. But I'm not in the business of stealing elections, so what do I know? Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (5p7BC) Decades ago, I owned a software company and one of my programmers told me a story when he was in college. His professor, in the 1970's, applied for a job as IT Director for a new, upstart company based in Tennessee. It had this idea that people would pay outrageous amounts of money, instead of the 24 cents on a first-class stamp at the time, to get a simple letter from any place to any other place, get this, OVERNIGHT. His first and only question: "Why would anyone want to pay for that?" He told this story on his first day of class every semester, his second career choice. Not comparing the two, but Dave, you are just too honest and honorable to believe the worst. It's not a bad thing, BTW. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK) 338
Um, he's a Republican and his best friend is Donald J. Trump. You can believe that; I read it in the New York Times and they say "The truth is worth it." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 is NYT seriously claiming he's GOP or is that snark? Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (nUhF0) 339
320 ya know why American adoption is so hard?
social services Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (nUhF0) Yep. The process is extraordinarily invasive, expensive and burdensome. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: marcel marceau at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (an7Mv) 341
Nevergiveup, for a sec I thought you were talking about Donovan the singer. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs) 342
"It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a successful career AND be a good mother --
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg) Judging by judges work hours, it looks like a job made for child rearing. Posted by: Man With No Nic at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (LKU2k) 343
Gambling, smoking and fucking.
All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy *sips tiger testicle tea* Posted by: Chinese guy at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (QzkSJ) 344
320 ya know why American adoption is so hard?
social services Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (nUhF0) And those who fly the flag of garrett with pride. Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (NKgwn) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (WZ5i4) 346
SWEEP AWAY THE MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!
Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (4JLkY) Make them confess their sins first, like being white and racist. Oh wait, that's here. Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (3vIkC) 347
Nevergiveup, for a sec I thought you were talking about Donovan the singer. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs) LOL, didn't he go muzzie? Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (OVEfo) 348
341 Nevergiveup, for a sec I thought you were talking about Donovan the singer. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs) My brother was really into Donovan's music as a teen. But it turned out he was heterosexual, after all. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E) 349
296 Did ace ever explain why he's so disappointed in us? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs) Steve, do you really have to ask? Cuz you know. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK) 350
"Yeah I am not fond of it either. Thousands of kids need adopting in the USA, why are you importing them?"
They just might be getting imported because in this country we pride ourselves in making things needlessly difficult (like adopting kids) and then getting mad when people seek other alternatives (like heading abroad to adopt). It's not a patriotic duty to get beaten about the head and shoulders by bureaucracy, especially when you are offering a loving home to a kid. That should be celebrated and encouraged. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (4JLkY) 351
Can't wait to hear AtC on the guest spots. I imagine it will go something like this:
Listen bleeeeep! I've had enough. These bleeep bleeep bleeeeeeeep are trying to steal the election through bleeeeeep bleeeeeep bleeeep! I've bleeeep bleeeep and I'm about to bleeeeep bleeeeeep all over their bleeeeep! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (emxxF) 352
Yay, the comments are back When did that get fixed, I couldn't see them earlier this afternoon?
Good thing as I'm making a tomato sauce and need to pay attention at times. I'll get to try out the new food mill. Haven't dome this in yrs, looking forward to some good fresh Tom sauce in the middle of winter. Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (PhoEv) 353
You can believe that; I read it in the New York Times and they say "The truth is worth it."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (4JLkY) No, no. Their motto is "the truth is worth SHIT," not "it." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:01 PM (YqDXo) 354
Remember when Bill McNeil decided to adopt a kid on News Radio. He thought it would take a day or two.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq) 355
When I typed "John is against the wall", I was implying that he was taking a leak.
And NOBODY picked up on it. Sure, I guess none of youse guys ever looked over both shoulders surreptitiously, seeking relief. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:01 PM (arJlL) 356
>>Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Tasering maskless football moms? Arresting Christians for worshipping God? Committing vote fraud? Oh wait , that's America's pastime. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (3tgnk) 357
WI and MN seem like ripe apples for Trump -- Which is why they are pushing the polls that Trump is down 10 in MN and 8 in WI so hard They seriously think they can manipulate Trump voters into thinking it's a lost cause Posted by: RoyalOil at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (aO8Gd) 358
Haven't dome this in yrs, looking forward to some good fresh Tom sauce in the middle of winter.
I've never tried making tomato sauce, it always feels like you need 900 times as much base material to get enough to be worthwhile. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (1Dmt5) 360
Remember when Bill McNeil decided to adopt a kid on News Radio. He thought it would take a day or two.
Posted by: Weaning is hard That's called kidnapping. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (arJlL) 361
Donovan. -- are you thinking of Cat Stevens, now Yusuf Islam?
Posted by: Man With No Nic at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (LKU2k) 362
>>> 328 Hey banana Dream, I didn't mean that to sound glib or snarky, but this was right there on a street during a daylight protest (back in the Before Times). If it had happened on his property, maybe a different story. I don't know if he would've gotten out of there without getting the dogshit beat out of him if he hadn't drawn, which is what they're wringing him for.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx) No, I understand. You're definitely right in that situation. I just mean in general, the plainly observed fact that the scales of justice are way out of balance is going to result in a lot of extralegal tactics. And disappearances. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (l6b3d) 363
Make them confess their sins first, like being white and racist. Oh wait, that's here.
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (3vIkC) I posted that quotation from The People's Daily (which kicked off the Cultural Revolution) on a history page that I frequented when a contributor was celebrating the destruction of Confederate monuments. I don't see many invites or updates from that page now for some odd reason. I might be on somebody's list. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (4JLkY) 364
Sure, I guess none of youse guys ever looked over both shoulders surreptitiously, seeking relief.
Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:01 PM (arJlL) The horse trailer, it is very dark. You rely on sound, not sight. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (t+qrx) 365
@327
as an amazing coincidence, North Carolina has come up with a post-election balloting scheme, too. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (AwPyG) 366
So 'You Can't Take It With You' 1938 movie about cute, sweet, fuzzy commies and how cute, sweet and fuzzy commies are. It's on TCM right now. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (XhWtx) 367
Adoption should cost less and take less time, but I guess every grifter and social worker has to get their share.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (KZzsI) 368
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, smoking and fucking. All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy They spit a lot. And like to play billiards. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (ZCiJZ) 369
First, they came for the rodeo clowns but I was a mime so I did not care...
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv) Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (emxxF) 371
morons will plug back in and get bigger tv sets...
Gonna have to be a floor model, to capture the true stature of AtC. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (3D/fK) 372
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, smoking and fucking. All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy They spit a lot. And like to play billiards. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (ZCiJZ) With lots of furious nose-picking. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd) 373
Donovan. -- are you thinking of Cat Stevens, now Yusuf Islam?
Posted by: Man With No Nic at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (LKU2k) yes thanks for the correction. Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (OVEfo) 374
The left wants us to acquiesce and accept that we do not have a right to defend ourselves from their violence.
We, in this country of course, will not accept so. So they use Alinsky's tactics of isolating the target. They set a precedent and scare some of us in the process. They seem to fail to realize that their tactics just strengthens peoples resolve and will create hard men. Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (GTzsf) 375
Haiti has no home here!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (Fc5rx) 376
338
Um, he's a Republican and his best friend is Donald J. Trump. You can believe that; I read it in the New York Times and they say "The truth is worth it." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 is NYT seriously claiming he's GOP or is that snark? Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (nUhF0 What's scary is that you have to ask, because let's face it, if the NYT DID say that, would it shock you? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (4JLkY) 377
WI and MN seem like ripe apples for Trump
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM Yeah? He can't eat 'em through a chain-link fence like I can. Posted by: AOC at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz) 378
286 159
Do you think after Trump finishes his two terms, he would run for mayor of NYC? Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (bVhJi) __________ Heh -- hadn't considered that. I'm torn because I want to see that city abandoned for centuries -- but the entertainment value alone might be worth it ... Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WqPYg) Trump Broadcasting Network. It will be YUUGGEEE! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK) 379
I had one friend adopt a "child" from Russia. He and his old lady paid thru the nose, went thru hell and after they got the kid home turns out the kid was crazy as a shit house rat and went away to where she could get the treatment she needed. Violent crazy.
Same thing with my cousin. Kid was so violent they had to have her removed. They went through a long process actually bringing large amounts of cash into Russia to get it done. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+ya+t) We had neighbors with much the same experience. I vividly remember ducking when the 3 year old - who was built like a refrigerator - threw a fire engine across the room in a fit of pique, and watching it spin end for end until it the wall behind us. Fortunately, we moved away shortly thereafter. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo) 380
hit the wall
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo) 381
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, smoking and fucking. All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy They spit a lot. And like to play billiards. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (ZCiJZ) With lots of furious nose-picking. Posted by: LASue Don't forget ping-pong!! And all those men without women play a lot of video games, too. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (ZCiJZ) 382
Man, her head is gonna swell beyond the width of the front door!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (emxxF) Will her head width be larger than her height? Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (J70i0) 383
345
The maple syrup is on the French toast. Posted by: AlaBAMA ------ The otter is behind you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (WZ5i4) The shelf is straight. I repeat, the shelf is straight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (emxxF) 384
but I was a mime so I did not
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (3D/fK) 385
359 Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 08:48 PM (kk/Jz)
********* Right Dingleberry Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (1Dmt5) Have you saved all the Mole Children yet? Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (FUIzF) 386
A patient of mine adopted a little russian girl. Yeah same story...but then again the american parents were nuts also so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (OVEfo) 387
300 >>Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Gambling and horse racing. Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 08:52 PM (cF8AT) smoking. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (sy5kK) 388
This is most certainly the only site where I willingly and gladly pay for a Platinum Membership, and still be chastised to "Be Better!" by the Boss in the sidebar.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (2C38g) 389
I've never tried making tomato sauce, it always feels like you need 900 times as much base material to get enough to be worthwhile.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI) -- If you can find a good/old recipe it's worth the trouble. Get your tomatoes from a local produce stand. They'll usually have a big basket or box of butt-ugly canning tomatoes for super cheap. Hmm... A tomato sauce recipe thread would be a good food thread topic. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (5nBSV) 390
I can't stand the itching, but I really don't mind the swelling.
Posted by: Jerry, The Prince of Pantshittia at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (0P97c) Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (GTzsf) 392
Good thing as I'm making a tomato sauce and need to pay attention at
times. I'll get to try out the new food mill. Haven't dome this in yrs, looking forward to some good fresh Tom sauce in the middle of winter. Nothing like pulling one of those out in the middle of winter. Best Bloody Mary's or spaghetti sauce you can have. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (+ya+t) 393
Make them confess their sins first, like being white and racist. Oh wait, that's here.
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (3vIkC) Wait until the NBA finally finds out what the Chinese think of our dusky friends. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo) 394
386 A patient of mine adopted a little russian girl. Yeah same story...but then again the american parents were nuts also so?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (OVEfo) Not saying I have a complete handle on the Russian soul, but I'm pretty sure they'd think that was funny. There's a streak of cruel fatalistic humor there. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (arJlL) 396
Some people shouldn't have kids at all, by procreation or otherwise.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs) 397
370 Tomorrow is the big day!
I wonder if Biden gets any sleep tonight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (emxxF) The correct question is: will Biden get any awake during the debate. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (8xieD) 398
This is most certainly the only site where I willingly and gladly pay for a Platinum Membership, and still be chastised to "Be Better!" by the Boss in the sidebar.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar I paid with Valu-Rite Points. Posted by: Value Conscious Consumer Miklos at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ) 399
hogmartin, there will be no peeing in the horse trailer this year.
I do have to say that I'm sorely disappointed in you city guys. There was a tree next to the horse trailer. Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (UbfIw) Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (LKU2k) 401
Right Dingleberry
Ya put yer right dingleberry in ya take yer right dingleberry out.... Posted by: JT Ya do the poopy-pokey..... Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (arJlL) 402
329 Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Gambling, smoking and fucking. All at the same time. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Z+IKu) In Moscow there is nothing to do but eat, sleep and shit. Posted by: Mao at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (4JLkY) 403
370 Tomorrow is the big day!
I wonder if Biden gets any sleep tonight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (emxxF) Depends Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E) 404
You drop your tea bag in
You take your tea bag out You drop your tea bag in And you shake it all about Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs) 405
383 345
The maple syrup is on the French toast. Posted by: AlaBAMA The otter is behind you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 08:59 PM (WZ5i4) The shelf is straight. I repeat, the shelf is straight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:05 PM (emxxF) John has a short beard! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (2C38g) 406
I won't watch the debate.
No need to. Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (w7KSn) 407
Some people shouldn't have kids at all, by procreation or otherwise.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs) Concur. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Z+IKu) 408
Adoption should cost less and take less time, but I guess every grifter and social worker has to get their share.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (KZzsI) When my parents adopted me and my brother, it wasn't expensive but it was very time consuming. As my mom tells it, they went though a bunch of very stressful interviews and a full background check to get my brother, and then for at least a year afterward, the social worker would show up unannounced at the worst possible times, like when my brother had the flu and was throwing up everywhere and crying constantly, and mom hadn't slept in 3 days. But they persevered because they knew I was out there, waiting to be born and for them to be my Mom and Dad. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd) 409
393 Make them confess their sins first, like being white and racist. Oh wait, that's here.
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:00 PM (3vIkC) Wait until the NBA finally finds out what the Chinese think of our dusky friends. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo) They already know. But to them, the color green is more important than the color black. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (8xieD) 410
I do know that home made version of typical supermarket purchase standards are shockingly excellent, so much better. I grew up with nearly everything home made, but some stuff like tomato sauce, mayo, etc we got from the store because its so much work and mom wasn't as strong as she wanted to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI) 411
We can't fix poverty or make adoption easier or else it would put tens of thousands of social workers and entire college departments out of jobs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (5nBSV) 412
The Parkland mass murder also has a Russian adoption connection if I recall correctly.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (GTzsf) 413
I will suggest - without evidence- that the NBA is ok with losing 50% of its fans because the CCP has promised them greater chinese market access if biden wins.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:16 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2020 08:17 PM (dNzKv) ===== This is exactly what I thought when reading cuban's post regarding "we have the audience our advertisers want". Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 08:21 PM (t+7Up) The road to hell is paved with companies that trusted the Communist Chinese government to play fair. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (eoQWY) 414
I got mentioned twice by Ace today.
I demand a share in the Ace of Spades HQ profits!!! I prefer the penny to be a shiny, new one.... Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (FBrfY) 415
366 So 'You Can't Take It With You' 1938 movie about cute, sweet, fuzzy commies and how cute, sweet and fuzzy commies are. It's on TCM right now. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (XhWtx) The very scariest leftist movie: "Gabriel Over the White House." The mask didn't drop. They threw it out the window. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (YqDXo) 416
I think Laura Ingraham has adopted a couple of Russian children. She was so pissed when Putin cut off further adoptions.
Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (LKU2k) 417
332
solve for t. 2 tea bags in 2 cups of water for 2 min.. t Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 08:57 PM (UbfIw) _________ [Multiplies both sides of the equation by 2] 4 tea bags in 4 cups of water for 4 min == tea for 2 Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg) 418
There was a tree next to the horse trailer.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (UbfIw) So you're saying I need to bring some fluorescent tape markers this year? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g) 419
339 320 ya know why American adoption is so hard?
social services Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (nUhF0) Yep. The process is extraordinarily invasive, expensive and burdensome. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs) And people complain about why Americans go overseas to adopt. Maybe, just MAYBE, if it wasn't such a punitive process at home, more American kids would be adopted by American families. (But, having your ass kicked by bureaucracy is your patriotic duty, and if you do anything to duck that, you aren't a patriot. Never mind.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:10 PM (4JLkY) 420
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (FUIzF)
********* Works like a charm, Scogdogg fake name Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 09:10 PM (1Dmt5) 421
Tomorrow is the big day!
I wonder if Biden gets any sleep tonight. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:04 PM (emxxF) What's the over/under for the timing of tomorrow's lid? Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (kOpft) 422
The correct question is: will Biden get any awake during the debate.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (8xieD) I'll be praying he does something that absolutely destroys his candidacy. Like falling asleep on camera or rage stroking after Trump asks about Hunter's coke problem. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (emxxF) 423
Serving suggestion:
Go back to the twitter link to PDT making the save and scroll down to "When you're running out of ways to scare monger." wtf! Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (BRkq2) 424
Killing Uighurs.
Posted by: BurtTC Killing Chinese. I think the toll is about 100 million since 1949. At least. Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 08:49 PM (BM2fS) If we're going to be at war with China, cold or otherwise, which obviously we are, there's strategic advantage to pointing out how racist they are, toward all sorts of ethnic groups, and perhaps Muslims in particular. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12) 425
They already know. But to them, the color green is more important than the color black.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (8xieD) So why don't American whites get any rhythm for generations worth of welfare payments? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (YqDXo) 426
I prefer the penny to be a shiny, new one....
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (FBrfY) Nobody's leaving this room til I find my dime!! Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (LKU2k) 427
271
My question is aren't there plenty of American kids that deserve adoption? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu) The various states make it very hard if not impossible to adopt cross racially, for no sane reason. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (eoQWY) 428
hogmartin, there will be no peeing in the horse trailer this year.
I do have to say that I'm sorely disappointed in you city guys. There was a tree next to the horse trailer. Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (UbfIw) We will aim to aim. Anyway, where'd you manage to get a tree from? Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx) 429
LeftCoastDawg - I appreciate the compliment, at least that is how I am taking it
But I also try to be a realist. I think part of why we don't agree on this is that we are living in places where the rules, and especially the enforcement of the rules, are different. I freely admit that a Republican will never again be allowed to win a statewide election in Washington or Oregon. The fraud there is ingrained and impossible to overcome. But in places like Florida there are pretty strict election controls. And they have been beefed up considerably since the 2000 recount, the 2012 fraud, and the nonsense in Palm Beach in 2018. So I've seen the Democrats try to steal an extra 20K votes needed to win an election and fail. Maybe my optimism is based on believing that the Dems won't get away with it in states that will matter this time. No offense, but Washington doesn't matter. It was going to vote for Biden no matter what. But again, I've been wrong before. I very well could be this time too. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: zombie napoleon at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (an7Mv) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (5nBSV) 432
414
I got mentioned twice by Ace today. I demand a share in the Ace of Spades HQ profits!!! I prefer the penny to be a shiny, new one.... Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (FBrfY) __________ I'm pretty sure he referenced BetaC#ck4Life -- so, close, but no platinum membership. j/k -- Congrats! Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (WqPYg) 433
Good thing as I'm making a tomato sauce and need to pay attention at
times. I'll get to try out the new food mill. Haven't dome this in yrs, looking forward to some good fresh Tom sauce in the middle of winter. Makes great tomato soup too. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t) 434
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees tree draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He runs to the tree and is riddled with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V+bdf) 435
The asshole at the end of the bar who thinks yelling is a normal voice level and who won't shut up? Yea, that's twitter, but the entire bar is made up of the same assholes.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (uS2EJ) 436
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
wonderful people! just out of curiousity, and you don't have to answer -did you also adopt (or atrempt to)? I'm wondering coz I know a mom who was adopted and adopted a daughter in turn Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (nUhF0) 437
God Scoggdogg is so fucking dumb
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (1Dmt5) 438
This is exactly what I thought when reading Cuban's post regarding "we have the audience our advertisers want".
I am skeptical that their advertisers share this perspective on a product that is losing viewers at a frightening rate. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI) 439
Dang and before dinner.
This "ballot harvesting" that came into Covidfornia last election cycle, was the brainstorm of the controlling Democratic party and signed off on by Nancy's Nephew. Which is why seats in Rock Hard Red Orange County went Blue for the first time in over 35 years....... So goes Covidfornia.... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (u1WYs) 440
Nobody's leaving this room til I find my dime!!
Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter Do the needful. Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (Rvt88) Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (ZCiJZ) 442
I've never tried making tomato sauce, it always feels like you need 900 times as much base material to get enough to be worthwhile.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:02 True enuff. And it's cheap ti buy, but homemade from your own garden is esp good in the dead of winter. Freshnees from the summer pops out of the freezer. Posted by: Farmer at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (PhoEv) 443
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
This is why I keep coming back here. God bless your parents! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2C38g) 444
Michelle Malkin @michellemalkin MN GOP Rep. @stevedraz recounts why he went to @jamesokeefeiii w/Ilhan-tied election fraud after reporting to FBI: "I was not convinced that they were going to do an investigation...the only other organization that would do this & bring it to the surface was @project_veritas Video- https://tinyurl.com/yyt3474o Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (+YYKs) Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (arJlL) 446
Hrothgar. There will be porta potties!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (UbfIw) 447
If there is any cosmic karma, please let tomorrow night's Star Trek episode be "Patterns of Force", where Joe Biden plays the drugged and barely coherent ruler of Ekos...
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:13 PM (3vIkC) 448
411 We can't fix poverty or make adoption easier or else it would put tens of thousands of social workers and entire college departments out of jobs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (5nBSV) This, a million times over. I'm not going to bitch about what other people do to avoid that crap until America becomes a serious country (HAH!) and decides to fix some things at home to improve things, like the adoption process, for example. (We can, and by all means, we should!) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:13 PM (4JLkY) 449
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
This is why I keep coming back here. God bless your parents! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! Seconded ! Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:13 PM (arJlL) 450
Maybe my optimism is based on believing that the Dems won't get away with it in states that will matter this time. No offense, but Washington doesn't matter. It was going to vote for Biden no matter what.
The big push will be mostly to say Trump didn't win the popular vote. That's their cherished goal. I think they know they cannot win, but they want to make sure that there are so many fake votes in secure states like California that they can claim Biden got the popular vote. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:13 PM (KZzsI) 451
A guy goes to his friend's house. He gets there and the friend's Alexa won't shut up: "Dust! Refuse! Waste! Filth!"
Guy asks his friend, "what's going on?" "Oh, I asked Alexa to talk dirty to me!" Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (L2ZTs) 452
441 You must be thinking of Cat Stevens.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (ZCiJZ) Going Muslim, and declaring that anyone who converts from Islam to another religion should be killed, was bad enough, but then he did that stupid Jon Stewart thing. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E) 453
AlaBAMA, no way Biden can fall asleep on that much meth!
But rage stroking is in play. That's why there's also a touch of synthetic heroin in Biden's mix, to take the edge off. Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (BRkq2) 454
t wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V+bdf) Sounds like a Dad joke. And I laughed Posted by: Man with no Nic at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (LKU2k) 455
416 I think Laura Ingraham has adopted a couple of Russian children. She was so pissed when Putin cut off further adoptions.
Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (LKU2k) And do you know why that was? Because the Russkis were not happy about their kids being adopted by shirtlifters, and said so. The homosexual lobby took umbrage at that, and the Russians' insistence that shirtlifters not be allowed to adopt their kids. Upshot: Putin scotched further adoptions. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo) 456
Satan ever lost his hair, there'd be Hell toupee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks *********** I'm going to steal that. Great limerick potential. Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (Fc5rx) 457
Michelle Malkin
@michellemalkin MN GOP Rep. @stevedraz recounts why he went to @jamesokeefeiii w/Ilhan-tied election fraud after reporting to FBI: "I was not convinced that they were going to do an investigation...the only other organization that would do this bring it to the surface was @project_veritas Video- https://tinyurl.com/yyt3474o Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (+YYKs) Even Captain Renault can't feign shock over the FBI not doing anything. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (MZSrL) 458
I sure hope they check Biden's ear piece or better yet hack the radio signal and tell him to say I like banana peels over and over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (r+sAi) 459
422 The correct question is: will Biden get any awake during the debate.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:08 PM (8xieD) I'll be praying he does something that absolutely destroys his candidacy. Like falling asleep on camera or rage stroking after Trump asks about Hunter's coke problem. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (emxxF) There's at least a 50/50 chance he calls Trump "fatty" and attempts to lift his podium to show how young and virile he is. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (kk/Jz) 460
I have also heard that adoption in America is harder now than it used to be in the previous century
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (nUhF0) 461
If we're going to be at war with China, cold or otherwise, which obviously we are, there's strategic advantage to pointing out how racist they are, toward all sorts of ethnic groups, and perhaps Muslims in particular. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12) If you ask me, China can be contained like nobody else. Think about it. Who on China's borders trusts China? (The Russians? Please. That's a marriage of convenience only.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (4JLkY) 462
Thanks for all the inputs on the adoption thing.
It's a damn shame. Good people should have a clear cut road to adopting American kids who need a good home. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu) 463
God bless your parents!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2C38g) Thanks. They were the best. They taught us that being adopted made us extra special- some kids were just born, but my brother and I were really wanted. I miss them every day. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (Ed8Zd) 464
Anyway, where'd you manage to get a tree from?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx) I don't think there was a tree within a mile of the trailer? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (2C38g) 465
Yes, Outlook crashed all over the country. It's true
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq) 466
I sure hope they check Biden's ear piece or better yet hack the radio signal and tell him to say I like banana peels over and over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk And get him to sing De Camptown Ladies Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (arJlL) 467
451 A guy goes to his friend's house. He gets there and the friend's Alexa won't shut up: "Dust! Refuse! Waste! Filth!"
Guy asks his friend, "what's going on?" "Oh, I asked Alexa to talk dirty to me!" Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (L2ZTs) "Alexa, who is most corrupt, depraved, and anti-American Democrat?" Have a fire extinguisher handy for this one. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (YqDXo) 468
Ham Bush, lol.
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (+ya+t) 469
Huh.
New comments work here, but they don't work in old posts. Meaning you can't read them. For example: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/361459.php That's the classic "Live-blogging 50 Shades of Gray". Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Ae67h) 470
453 AlaBAMA, no way Biden can fall asleep on that much meth!
But rage stroking is in play. That's why there's also a touch of synthetic heroin in Biden's mix, to take the edge off. Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (BRkq2 There has to be quite a bit of danger in giving someone with a ticker as old as his meth or adderall. There is a better than zero chance the drugs + the pressure and stress causes some sort of heart issue. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (emxxF) 471
Hrothgar. There will be porta potties!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM They're still city folk. The fluorescent tape is probably still a good idea. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (DMUuz) 472
365 @327
as an amazing coincidence, North Carolina has come up with a post-election balloting scheme, too. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:03 PM (AwPyG) Aren't ALL of the illegal voting schemes in states with Democrat Guvnors? Not the ballot harvesters, they are everywhere, but the messing with established voting laws. Ballot harvesters are more like contracted uber drivers than DA's or Judges. They only get paid on commission, not salary, and don't get benefits and a retirement plan. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Rvt88) 474
And it's worth noting that it was right after Russia said "no, no more of our kids are going to be adopted by your gay men pretending to be parents" that the left broke up with them and began insisting we have a shooting war with them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (5nBSV) 475
465 Yes, Outlook crashed all over the country. It's true
Posted by: notsothoreau at are you implying that the hq comments system runs on outlook? hmmmm Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (nUhF0) 476
Abandoning little girl babies in public markets or the woods?
Posted by: Tonypete My daughter was abandoned outside a police station. Yeh, we adopted her from China. Why not adopt from here in the U.S. Of A.? The regulations are insane. It's almost as if the powers that be do NOT want anyone who isn't gay/lesbian or a celebrity to be allowed to adopt a child under the age of two. We didn't want to deal with the mental and emotional issues found with older kids, or risk the drug addled "mother" demanding we give back her kid. That shit happens. So we went to China to collect our beautiful girl. Hubbymayhem and I knew from the first picture that she was supposed to be with us. He literally said, "wonder why God sent her to China first instead of just sending her to us". She was 20months when we brought her home. She is 14years old now. Scary smart , major talent as an artist, and can drop an epic eye roll that can be heard on the space station. That's my girl! Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (Vxu+H) 477
I liked the ONT from last night about how QEII was pissed at Harry and his slut wife for interfering with the election. I like to imagine Elizabeth likes Donald.
Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (bVhJi) 478
Jay, that's when Alexa goes full HAL on you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs) 479
If you ask me, China can be contained like nobody else. Think about it. Who on China's borders trusts China? (The Russians? Please. That's a marriage of convenience only.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (4JLkY) Marriage? That's a bitter divorce. They've actually fought each other custody (?) of the Amur River. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (YqDXo) 480
The latest Chinese pastime seems to be imposing mandarin as the primary language in Mongolia's schools. Those protesting get arrested probably to never be seen again. Communists are the personification of evil anywhere in the world were they are in power.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (GTzsf) 481
I have also heard that adoption in America is harder now than it used to be in the previous century
Posted by: vmom 2020 Harder than Chinese algebra. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (V+bdf) 482
Adoption used to be the run around for gay marriage.
For instance, 150 years ago, if you were a 40 year old male and wanted to marry a 20 year old, or a 39 year old, you adopted them. Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (w7KSn) 483
That's the classic "Live-blogging 50 Shades of Gray".
Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Ae67h) stop trying to get ppl auto banned Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nUhF0) 484
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees tree draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He runs to the tree and is riddled with bullets.
It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V+bdf) What kind of bees produce milk? Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (2DOZq) 485
Duncantrax, ya just can't put the country in the boy.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (UbfIw) 486
>>> 465 Yes, Outlook crashed all over the country. It's true
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq) Whoops! Whoopsie!! Also this is totally different from making a vaccine you guys. Posted by: B. Gates at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (/kh7m) 487
So we went to China to collect our beautiful girl. Hubbymayhem and I knew from the first picture that she was supposed to be with us. He literally said, "wonder why God sent her to China first instead of just sending her to us". She was 20months when we brought her home. She is 14years old now. Scary smart , major talent as an artist, and can drop an epic eye roll that can be heard on the space station. That's my girl!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Nice ! Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (arJlL) 488
Hrothgar. There will be porta potties!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (UbfIw) So you're giving up on the Texas authenticity? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (2C38g) 489
What kind of bees produce milk?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (2DOZq) Boobees! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs) 490
It's a damn shame. Good people should have a clear cut road to adopting American kids who need a good home.
- It's disturbing to realize how it's tied to the pro-abortion movement on the left. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (5nBSV) 491
469 Huh.
New comments work here, but they don't work in old posts. Meaning you can't read them. For example: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/361459.php That's the classic "Live-blogging 50 Shades of Gray". Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Ae67h) Here you go: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=361459 You need to take the post number and replace the number in the acecomments url. That will take you to the comments. The archive page links to minx.cc which seems to be fucked since the last server crash. Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (vMCab) 492
The shelf is straight. I repeat, the shelf is straight. Posted by: AlaBAMA ------- The drill is reversed...the drill is reversed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (bPH26) 493
@408
My friend was adopted, and her parents were hoping to adopt again, so the social worker showed up in a surprise early morning visit. My friend (who was 3) was naked except for her mom's bra, and asked the social worker if she'd like a beer. They got the baby. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (AwPyG) 494
I think Laura Ingraham has adopted a couple of Russian children. She was so pissed when Putin cut off further adoptions.
Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (LKU2k) Not married and has adopted three kids. You know, maybe she should have gotten married. Maybe the Russians don't see why they should let foreigners adopt their orphans. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (J70i0) 495
It's almost as if the powers that be do NOT want anyone who isn't gay/lesbian or a celebrity to be allowed to adopt a child under the age of two.
Because you know celebrities are entitled to their promotional six-pack of Third World adoptees, all of whom will be raised by Lupe, and occasionally see "mom." And even possibly the most recent "dad." Between films, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (YqDXo) 496
I think Biden will do well enough for his MSM toadies to declare him the winner. But I wouldn't be surprised if he lapsed into senile decay on camera. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P) 497
There has to be quite a bit of danger in giving someone with a ticker as old as his meth or adderall. There is a better than zero chance the drugs + the pressure and stress causes some sort of heart issue. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (emxxF) I've been saying that Old Joe's drug intake is being monitored, and is at maximum right now. Has been for weeks, at least. One too many shots, or pills, and he expires. Biden is physically messed up, in addition to being old and senile. He had two brain surgeries, remember? I hope you remember, because none in Progda will mention it. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (sy5kK) 498
oking forward to some good fresh Tom sauce in the middle of winter.
Makes great tomato soup too. Posted by: dartist at I did this last weekend. Damn, it takes a lot of tomatoes to make a qt. of sauce. Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (4ZQiP) 499
389 I've never tried making tomato sauce, it always feels like you need 900 times as much base material to get enough to be worthwhile.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI) -- If you can find a good/old recipe it's worth the trouble. Get your tomatoes from a local produce stand. They'll usually have a big basket or box of butt-ugly canning tomatoes for super cheap. Hmm... A tomato sauce recipe thread would be a good food thread topic. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (5nBSV) Open a can of Cento San Marzano tomatoes, put an immersion blender in, zizzzz it up smoove, then heat it in a saucepan with herbs and garlic. Fast and easy. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ) 500
We adopted two girls whose biological mother was a meth addict and father was a criminal/white supremacist. Both are now adults and doing reasonably well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru) 501
470 There is a better than zero chance the drugs + the pressure and stress causes some sort of heart issue. Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (YxnTr) 502
Weaning and Insom:
Years ago when it still existed, OCWeekly asked people, what does everyone from each Orange County city call themselves? For instance, people from Santa Ana, from Anaheim, from Buena Park, etc etc. I got a letter published on the site and in the paper when I mentioned that people from the city of Brea are called Breasts. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (L2ZTs) 503
One of my first business, not engineering, consulting job was from a company that I had saved their new product design. So the president hired me to look at fixing their engineering department. That took about four hours. I told him the engineering manager was a fool and he had to fire him. Turns out the engineering manager was his wife's brother so he said he needed another answer. So I looked for another few hours and the BIL was the problem and told the company president that. He cut me a check and I never did business with that company again.
Not a big loss because they went BK about a year later. But point of the story is, I didn't give him the answer he wanted and was paying for. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 28, 2020 08:53 PM (pw+jk) This is good to know for whenever I hear "It's not what you know, it's who you know!" Apparently that's more important than even keeping your company afloat... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 08:56 PM (4JLkY) You should have told him to promote the BIL to some exalted, useless position and hire a real engineering manager. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (eoQWY) 504
The homosexual lobby took umbrage at that, and the Russians' insistence that shirtlifters not be allowed to adopt their kids.
Yeah I am confused by Putin. In some ways he's really a prude, and in others he is completely debauched. I think its that he's not so much morally driven as just really traditionally Russian, so stuff that Russia culturally dislikes, he does. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (KZzsI) 505
What kind of bees produce milk?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (2DOZq) Boobees! Posted by: Insomniac Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (V+bdf) 506
Mole Children are the most difficult to adopt.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (NKgwn) 507
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
adopting Chinese baby girls literally saves their lives there was a docufilm on amazon about the one child polucy - horrific Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nUhF0) 508
Guys, the tree was right next to the horse trailer.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (UbfIw) 509
The homosexual lobby took umbrage at that, and the Russians' insistence that shirtlifters not be allowed to adopt their kids. Upshot: Putin scotched further adoptions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo) Ah, so that's why. Of course, Ingraham is a wealthy single mom, but I think that is better than Heather Has Two Mommies. Or two Daddies. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (LKU2k) 510
He had two brain surgeries, remember? I hope you remember, because none in Progda will mention it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (sy5kK) He's got serious issues. He didn't burst a blood vessel in his eye from straining on the toilet. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (emxxF) 511
The big push will be mostly to say Trump didn't win the popular vote.
That's their cherished goal. I think they know they cannot win, but they want to make sure that there are so many fake votes in secure states like California that they can claim Biden got the popular vote. --- The media can say what it wants. I think if Trump take's Levin's advice and gets mail in ballots not established by legislatures invalidated, he'll do it nationwide, which given the mindset of Democrat voters, will wipe out enough that a popular vote victory for Biden is impractical. Posted by: Methos at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (kOpft) 512
My daughter was abandoned outside a police station. Yeh, we adopted her from China.
She is 14years old now. Scary smart , major talent as an artist, and can drop an epic eye roll that can be heard on the space station. That's my girl! Posted by: Madamemayhem Wonderful! My college roomie has two adopted Chinese girls and younger brother has two Guatemalan boys. They all are wonderful additions to their respective families. One of the boys is my godson - hell of a kid! Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Rvt88) 513
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
wonderful people! just out of curiousity, and you don't have to answer -did you also adopt (or atrempt to)? I'm wondering coz I know a mom who was adopted and adopted a daughter in turn Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM (nUhF0) Nope, I have 2 birth kids and 2 was enough for me. The urge to have a biological tie to someone was surprisingly really strong and Im still amazed when I see how alike my kids and I are in some respects, but they also take after my parents in many ways, which obviously is not genetic but makes me proud and all of us very happy. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd) 514
Commissar Hrothgar @ 418- Eat some asparagus beforehand so the rest of us can tell where to go without a light.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (XhWtx) 515
Hmm... A tomato sauce recipe thread would be a good food thread topic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:07 PM (5nBSV) I need to grow paste tomatoes next year, I used a crock pot full of smushed tomatoes, one chopped onion, two peppers and cooked it down a quarter, ran it through a food mill and then cooked it down to half and wound up with three pints before it was thick enough. Crock pot does do well, but it takes 24 hours to cook my regular ones down, and they don't have the acid taste I like, this batch was too sweet. next time I will use anise and basil, I guess. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (WyVLE) 516
>>> 471 Hrothgar. There will be porta potties!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:12 PM They're still city folk. The fluorescent tape is probably still a good idea. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 09:16 PM (DMUuz) As a City Folk (well suburbs, but close enough) I would like to point out that I am familiar with a nifty little device known as a "flashlight". In fact I may have one or two in my possession. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (/kh7m) 517
@504
There were a few horrific instances at the time of Russian children who were adopted and then murdered making snuff films. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG) 518
494 I think Laura Ingraham has adopted a couple of Russian children. She was so pissed when Putin cut off further adoptions.
Posted by: Fake Nigerian Interpreter at September 28, 2020 09:09 PM (LKU2k) Not married and has adopted three kids. You know, maybe she should have gotten married. Maybe the Russians don't see why they should let foreigners adopt their orphans. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (J70i0) IIRC, two of her kids were from either Guatemala or Nicaragua. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (sy5kK) 519
477 I liked the ONT from last night about how QEII was pissed at Harry and his slut wife for interfering with the election. I like to imagine Elizabeth likes Donald.
Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (bVhJi) Somewhere in the royal archives there is a note: 17 February 1815: Don't piss off the former American Colonies. Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (vMCab) 520
I sure hope they check Biden's ear piece or better yet hack the radio signal and tell him to say I like banana peels over and over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk I'd love it if WHCA put jamming equipment in the debate room... Oh wait, I don't think Biden will be in the same state as the President, let alone the same room! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (2C38g) 521
Holy crap. This is verbatim from a news chyron here so probably based on the AP: "Texas grand jury taking no action against man who fatally shot armed man who killed 2 people at church."
Posted by: zombie napoleon at September 28, 2020 09:22 PM (an7Mv) 522
492
The shelf is straight. I repeat, the shelf is straight. Posted by: AlaBAMA ------- The drill is reversed...the drill is reversed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2020 09:19 PM (bPH26) The Kaboom is stale. I repeat, the Kaboom is stale. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:23 PM (emxxF) 523
>>> 320 ya know why American adoption is so hard?
social services Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 08:55 PM (nUhF0) And expensive. Many tens of thousands expensive. I'm not begrudging the mom for the fraction that she gets. Just the fact that she's having the child and not doing what all the rest do and getting an abortion is deserving of praise. But then so many get a big cut of that, the agencies, their legal staff, social workers etc.. Many agencies put varied prices on children depending if the child is white, black, in between. My wife and I didn't care, but some couples do and they pay through the nose. And some agencies take big portions of that money. That all makes you sick. Then as the adopting parents you go through the process of creating these brochure/advertisements of yourself and get to enjoy rejection after rejection. So you keep tweaking your brochure until some birth mom doesn't think you and your wife are axe murderers or something. And then the loss of privacy because you have to get fingerprinted and request all of your state/ local legal files. Request your own FBI background check. And send all that to multiple groups of people. Then you get to go to months of social service, "how not to kill your child", classes. When it finally all works the result is pure bliss. But getting there is hell. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 09:23 PM (l6b3d) 524
I wonder if the botnet attack today happened *because* of Alex the Chicks takedown of the NYT story. In other words, it wasn't just a random attack.
could never be proven, but I wonder. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 09:23 PM (V2Yro) 525
482 Adoption used to be the run around for gay marriage.
For instance, 150 years ago, if you were a 40 year old male and wanted to marry a 20 year old, or a 39 year old, you adopted them. Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 09:18 PM (w7KSn) like Batman and Robin? Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:23 PM (nUhF0) Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (4ZQiP) 527
Open a can of Cento San Marzano tomatoes, put an immersion blender in, zizzzz it up smoove, then heat it in a saucepan with herbs and garlic. Fast and easy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ) Yep. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (L+dy5) 528
Putin put a stop to all adoptions from outside of Russia because it was apparent the children were being abused, even murdered, and, their own birth rate was dropping.
Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (w7KSn) 529
Yeah, I can see the Russian viewpoint --insisting on a nuclear family for adoption. Best chance for a good start in life (all things being equal)
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (LKU2k) Posted by: clutch at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (9UmRs) 531
Question if I may. Were comments down for a few posts or was something going on with my fone that I somehow managed to fix without knowing what it was I did? Posted by: TeeJ at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (vjaj9) 532
One would think, after 160 years, there should be enough cause to outlaw the Democrat party.
Posted by: Brother Tim remembers what he's thankful for at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (iKMuO) 533
At the debate
Not only drug test but make sure that really is Joey Bidet and not some ringer wearing a rubber Halloween mask. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (Qhy4n) 534
Cento crushed tomatoes with basil is my go to for sauce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (L+dy5) 535
508 Guys, the tree was right next to the horse trailer.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (UbfIw) To be fair, after the Titos' shots, I had trouble finding the horse trailer, but I persevered! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (2C38g) 536
Holy crap. This is verbatim from a news chyron here so probably based on the AP: "Texas grand jury taking no action against man who fatally shot armed man who killed 2 people at church."
Posted by: zombie napoleon Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (V+bdf) 537
499
389 I've never tried making tomato sauce, it always feels like you need 900 times as much base material to get enough to be worthwhile. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI) I finally figured it out: 1. Roma tomatoes2. Food mill3. Initial simmer in a standard large stockpot with cover on4. Final simmer in a large, deep skillet. Continue until sauce is thickened to desired consistency. 5. Pressure can the sauce in jars. I've made a couple dozen pints this year. Best sauce ever. Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (3vIkC) 538
I've seen a few billboards while on this trip telling people about leaving babies at a fire station. Nebraska passed a law regarding that a few years ago, but didn't specify age. People in Council Bluffs, IA with bratty teens were taking them over to the Omaha FD. "Here you go, your problem".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (YxnTr) 539
Helena Handbasket, You have platinum status and can use the indoor plumbing.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (UbfIw) 540
531
Question if I may. Were comments down for a few posts or was something going on with my fone that I somehow managed to fix without knowing what it was I did? Posted by: TeeJ at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (vjaj9) Comments were down for three hours Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (emxxF) 541
If we're going to be at war with China, cold or otherwise, which obviously we are, there's strategic advantage to pointing out how racist they are, toward all sorts of ethnic groups, and perhaps Muslims in particular.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12) If you ask me, China can be contained like nobody else. Think about it. Who on China's borders trusts China? (The Russians? Please. That's a marriage of convenience only.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:15 PM (4JLkY) If we're going to work with the Russians to thwart China, someone a lot smarter than me is going to have to figure out how to do that without selling our soul. Because I don't think we want, in 40 years to be looking at how all our manufacturing and debt is owned by Russia, and trying to figure out how we get out of THAT mess. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12) 542
"And in this world, where now the state and any "experts" who can capture its policy machine can literally ruin your life, for no good reason whatsoever"
Just say "California." Posted by: some guy out west at September 28, 2020 08:28 PM (XpDOS) My Older Brother was one of the 'experts' who put together the financing and Accounting for the High Speed Rail project. Yeah, expert. Love my Brother, but he allows his philosophy to outweigh his intellect. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN) Someone should tell him that to make money, a railroad has to start somewhere, end somewhere and go somewhere. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (eoQWY) 543
Does anyone know if the debate be live streamed tomorrow night? I'd rather watch it on my laptop than my TV, if possible.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (5FCda) 544
286 159
Do you think after Trump finishes his two terms, he would run for mayor of NYC? Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 08:34 PM (bVhJi) Donald Trump will likely never be able to live in the city he loves, at least not in Trump Tower or anyplace near Central Park, due to security protocols for all former Presidents, combined with the huge number of people who will try to punch him or shoot him if they can. That's sad. Posted by: Gref at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/) 545
Question if I may.
Were comments down for a few posts or was something going on with my fone that I somehow managed to fix without knowing what it was I did? Posted by: TeeJ Down for most of the day. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (V+bdf) 546
The homosexual lobby took umbrage at that, and the Russians' insistence
that shirtlifters not be allowed to adopt their kids. Upshot: Putin scotched further adoptions. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo) Was the Maginsky act before or after that? It is a big thing for the Russians. I knew it was about that time and the buzz was that it was related to the Russian kybosh on adoptions. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) Posted by: Regular joe at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (L9P9s) 548
I disagree,based on the fact that the kids were adopted from Haiti. Not an Adoption that was a Rescue. (shamelessly stolen from the Hodgkin Twins)
Posted by: Picric at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (nonGu) 549
Turns out the engineering manager was his wife's brother so he said he needed another answer. So I looked for another few hours and the BIL was the problem and told the company president that. He cut me a check and I never did business with that company again.
Should've cut a check to a good hitman. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (YqDXo) 550
>>> 539 Helena Handbasket, You have platinum status and can use the indoor plumbing.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (UbfIw) Just trying to help some lost 'Rons! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/kh7m) Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (AwPyG) 552
If we're going to work with the Russians to thwart China, someone a lot smarter than me is going to have to figure out how to do that without selling our soul. Because I don't think we want, in 40 years to be looking at how all our manufacturing and debt is owned by Russia, and trying to figure out how we get out of THAT mess.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12) The Russians have a birthrate problem, there's likely to be few left in 40 years. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (eoQWY) 553
Were comments down for a few posts or was something going on with my fone that I somehow managed to fix without knowing what it was I did?
Posted by: TeeJ at September 28, 2020 09:24 PM (vjaj9) - So YOU were the one who was responsible. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (5nBSV) 554
Forget the adoption angle, what about the hot Russian mail-order bride? I've had no luck with women for years....maybe this would work?
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (3vIkC) 555
Open a can of Cento San Marzano tomatoes, put an immersion blender in, zizzzz it up smoove, then heat it in a saucepan with herbs and garlic. Fast and easy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ) And a splash of cream or whole milk right after it comes off the stove. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (HEEq1) 557
The comments crashed, turns out the Bidet campaign tested some new meds on the hamsters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (Qhy4n) 558
Was the Maginsky act before or after that? It is a big thing for the Russians.
I knew it was about that time and the buzz was that it was related to the Russian kybosh on adoptions. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) Sorry, no idea. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: TeeJ at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (vjaj9) 560
He's got serious issues. He didn't burst a blood vessel in his eye from straining on the toilet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (emxxF) __________ You sure about that, bub? Posted by: Me-Again Kelly at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (WqPYg) 561
Just trying to help some lost 'Rons!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/kh7m) They say that sometimes, on a quiet night, you can still hear them... Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx) 562
Is there such a thing as a Chinese national pastime?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 State terrorism and mass murder? Struggling resolutely, with righteous fervor and correct thoughts, to further the goals of our glorious revolution? Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 28, 2020 09:28 PM (YqED9) 563
The Calif high speed rail project was an obvious ploy for the dem president to slide a bunch of federal money California's way.
I honestly think not a single mile of track was laid down, after billions spent Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG) 564
554 Forget the adoption angle, what about the hot Russian mail-order bride? I've had no luck with women for years....maybe this would work?
Posted by: Mookie at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (3vIkC) Get escorts from time to time. It'll be cheaper in the long run and you run far less risk of waking up missing a kidney. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs) 565
When it finally all works the result is pure bliss. But getting there is hell. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 09:23 PM (l6b3d) I received no monetary compensation. I had an atty, after many conversations, she gave me three couples to choose from. I choose. They paid medical expenses and up to six months of psych help if I wanted it. I declined. They wanted to be at the hospital when she was born. I declined that as well as an open adoption. I actually met my daughter a few years ago. She had a wonderful life. We were both lucky. Sadly, she passed suddenly last year. Her father has custody of her daughter and we are in contact. I am forever grateful for all of it. Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (4ZQiP) 566
let's don't confuse 'legal access' with 'legal authorization to share'
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (4a9Vv) 567
@NatSecLisa So I finally worked up the nerve to watch #TheComeyRule. It was an entirely surreal experience. It completely captures the unprecedented issues we faced, the stress and concern and deliberation that accompanied every decision we made, and how hard we tried to do our jobs well. https://tinyurl.com/y6ewqsff DON'T read the replies. You'll wanna poke out your eyes. Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT) 568
Both are now adults and doing reasonably well.
----------- That's great to hear! BTW, how are the kids doing?? Posted by: zombie napoleon at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (an7Mv) 569
Ask a pro abortion advocate if science created an incubator that could raise a 10 week old fetus to a viable 9 month old baby available for adoption would they agree to that as an option to abortion?
Watch them stutter thinking of the less damaging answer. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq) 570
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/kh7m)
*Adds flashlights to the list of necessary TXMoMee items... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (2C38g) 571
We adopted two girls whose biological mother was a meth addict and father was a criminal/white supremacist. Both are now adults and doing reasonably well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru) How old were they when you adopted them? Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12) 572
561 Just trying to help some lost 'Rons!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/kh7m) They say that sometimes, on a quiet night, you can still hear them... Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx) ...gently and drifting, as though carried on the wind..."DAMMIT I JUST PISSED ON MY FEET!!!" Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (NWiLs) 573
Keith Olbermann is a twat.
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (4a9Vv) 574
hogmartin, that sounds interesting. Do you heat the milk/cream to match temperatures first or just dump it in cold?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (5nBSV) 575
Glad I missed the comment Holocaust.
It seems ace was feeling his oats in the sidebar because of it though. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (cI3Q7) 576
Open a can of Cento San Marzano tomatoes, put an immersion blender in,
zizzzz it up smoove, then heat it in a saucepan with herbs and garlic. Fast and easy. Those are good but nothing canned can match home grown heirlooms picked at just the right time. Before the damn animals get at them that is. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (+ya+t) 577
As for the tattooed freakzoid that makes Ray Bradbury's Illustrated Man look unillustrated...
Del Toro could have saved a lot of special effects money just by hiring him for the The Shape of Water. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Qhy4n) 578
It isn't that hard to adopt a child in the United States.
We have plenty of them. Plenty of black youth. Plenty of youth with mental disorders or disturbances. Plenty of youth with emotional alienation. Plenty of youth with physical disabilities. Plenty of youth with disciplinary records and criminal convictions. Plenty of teenagers. Plenty of youth with siblings in foster care who have decided that they either both get adopted *together*, or they stay in foster care together. A two for the price of one adoption. If you want to adopt a child who is one or more of the above, they are there and available. Lots of them. But... Most parents looking to adopt are looking for a white infant with no known medical conditions. These children? They are as rare as hen's teeth and the competition for them is fierce. Very, very fierce. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Ae67h) 579
White Castle was the first fast food chain the America?
I never knew that Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nUhF0) 580
Blush sauce is great.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (L+dy5) 581
Thanks rickb. Me Moron Robbie? Puh-lease. I am the least computer techy person on the planet. A close friend is an IT guy. Very understanding but I know, a lot of the time, my questions have him shaking his head on the inside. Posted by: TeeJ at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (vjaj9) 582
Crock pot does do well, but it takes 24 hours to cook my regular ones down, and they don't have the acid taste I like, this batch was too sweet.
Modern breeds of tomatoes have had most of the acid bred out of them, which is very sad because it pops the flavor. If you can find some artisan or heritage tomatoes that will help. I have a hard time growing maters here, very little success. I can get herbs to grow like a jungle but vegetables not so much. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI) 583
The Calif high speed rail project was an obvious ploy for the dem president to slide a bunch of federal money California's way.
I honestly think not a single mile of track was laid down, after billions spent Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG) Au contraire, they've laid down a bit of track between Merced and that international commercial and cultural hub, Chowchilla. Why there, you ask, where God lost his galoshes? Because they had to lay SOME track to be eligible for that good good Federal baksheesh, and doing so out in the middle of a bunch of lettuce fields posed few problems, legal or engineering. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo) 584
Chinese national past time?
Well they used to bind a girl's feet so they would remain small and dainty. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Qhy4n) 585
Those are good but nothing canned can match home grown heirlooms picked at just the right time. Before the damn animals get at them that is.
Posted by: dartist How is it the animals know to eat them the day before you are going to pick them? Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (Rvt88) 586
Jake Tapper asking questions of Jill Biden: Q: "Your husband has been known to make the occasional gaffe" Jill Biden: "You can't even go there. After Donald Trump, you cannot even say the word gaffe." Q: "I can't even say the word gaffe?" JB: "Nope. Done. It's gone." Q: "The gaffe issue is over?" JB: "Over. So over." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl) 587
Marriage? That's a bitter divorce. They've actually fought each other custody (?) of the Amur River.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (YqDXo) Back in the late 1960s. When people talk about how much Russia and China are allies now, I remember that fact. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (4JLkY) 588
If we're going to work with the Russians to thwart China, someone a lot smarter than me is going to have to figure out how to do that without selling our soul. Because I don't think we want, in 40 years to be looking at how all our manufacturing and debt is owned by Russia, and trying to figure out how we get out of THAT mess.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12) The Russians have a birthrate problem, there's likely to be few left in 40 years. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:27 PM (eoQWY) Yeah, I was being at least partially flippant. My main gripe is we let Kissinger talk us into that whole triangulation nonsense, and then we let the "capitalists" talk us into believing we could reform China by sending gobs of money over there. Well no. So yeah, if there's a way to work with Russia, I'd be all for it. Let's just not sell the American soul (what's left of it) to them while doing so. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (hku12) Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (4a9Vv) 590
579 White Castle was the first fast food chain the America? I never knew that Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nUhF0) You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (emxxF) 591
hogmartin, that sounds interesting. Do you heat the milk/cream to match temperatures first or just dump it in cold?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (5nBSV) I splash it in (maybe 1/3 cup to a saucepan) right after I turn off the heat and just before I do all the final prep for the rest of the food. It doesn't cool it down too much. It doesn't curdle or anything, I was a little worried about that at first. It's actually from a roasted tomato soup recipe from Guy Fieri, of all people, but it works really well for a sauce too. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx) 592
you can see in old recipes how they used to compensate for the acidity in tomatoes, but new recipes don't need that any more. Also, tomatoes don't have nearly the flavor they used to because they're developed for durability in shipping instead of taste. Supposely people are working on that, trying to breed the flavor back in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI) 593
by the way, Page's Twitter handle "NatSecLisa" sounds like the name of a race horse.
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (4a9Vv) 594
64 As someone who has put up a baby for adoption, these people can go pound sand.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (4ZQiP) If you are still here, God bless you for that. I adopted my son, and I cannot feel more blessed than by one such as you. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (qQnCr) 595
Off French-imperial zombie sock!
And it read snarky to me like how could someone who killed someone not go to trial?! Texas Nazis! but maybe that's just me. (Influenced by why would they report something so obvious and of little interest here otherwise.) Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (an7Mv) 596
Mole Children grow up to be natural landscapers.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (NKgwn) 597
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
My grand-daddy grew tomatoes that were so acidic we used to put sugar on them so we could eat them raw! I shannot discuss how many years ago that was! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (2C38g) 598
>>> I received no monetary compensation. I had an atty, after many conversations, she gave me three couples to choose from. I choose. They paid medical expenses and up to six months of psych help if I wanted it. I declined. They wanted to be at the hospital when she was born. I declined that as well as an open adoption. I actually met my daughter a few years ago. She had a wonderful life. We were both lucky. Sadly, she passed suddenly last year. Her father has custody of her daughter and we are in contact. I am forever grateful for all of it.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (4ZQiP) God bless you! I truly mean that! The agencies I worked with compensated mothers for all housing, food, and medical care for term. Which was then paid by the adopting family. Posted by: banana Dream at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (l6b3d) 599
We adopted two girls whose biological mother was a meth addict and father was a criminal/white supremacist. Both are now adults and doing reasonably well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru) How old were they when you adopted them? Posted by: BurtTC Eldest was three and she's been something of a handful. She's been married now for close to ten years and has three children. She's a cook and her husband is a mechanic. The younger was less than a year. She's a waitress at Olive Garden and has a long term boyfriend. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+y/Ru) 600
If you have new lids just put your simmering tomato sauce into Ball jars and turn them over. If the lid sucks up tight they'll be good for years. Been doing it a long time like that.
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+ya+t) 601
I splash it in (maybe 1/3 cup to a saucepan) right after I turn off the heat and just before I do all the final prep for the rest of the food. It doesn't cool it down too much. It doesn't curdle or anything
-- Thanks, I'm going to try this next time I have the opportunity. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (5nBSV) 602
You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Prepping for a colonoscopy? You checked the bowl for your brain too, didn't ya? Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (Rvt88) 603
You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Yep, it's the White Castle fault Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (vd8XM) 604
Biden and Addeall. Oh, please. OH PLEASE!
Anyone ever see a tweaker after he smokes up? Not a pretty sight. Can you just see Joe dancing around the stage, playing air-drums at the podium, blanking out in mid sentence, and laughing hysterically at his own wisecracks? All kinds of fun! JWM Posted by: jwm at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (HnUoF) 605
Maybe my optimism is based on believing that the Dems won't get away with it in states that will matter this time. No offense, but Washington doesn't matter. It was going to vote for Biden no matter what.
But again, I've been wrong before. I very well could be this time too. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (5p7BC) Dave, no offense taken! And I pretty much either agree with all you have said, or hope it will turn out successfully because states like Florida still believe in an election process with integrity. I've told the story many times about how WA state, and by deduction, any Motor Voter state, cheats every day. Even bringing up the idea around most places in WA will get them to show you the door. Until people see it for themselves, nothing will happen. And thinking that our corrupt local press will report it is foolish. We're all pretty much pissed off, freaked out, or similar at the barrage of voting corruption that is being reported by a few news organizations, but lied about by Progda, which controls over 90% of the messaging channels. I don't know how it will pan out, but find myself taking a moment or two to just chill and let the anger subside, much more often than I used to. Keeping that anger in is not healthy for me. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (AwPyG) 607
It's actually from a roasted tomato soup recipe from Guy Fieri, of all people, but it works really well for a sauce too.
He's a genuine talented chef, he just found a niche by looking like a homosexual douchebag and doing cheesy shows about small restaurants. I hate shows like that. "Ooh this tastes really good!" great, to you. I'm not there, it could taste like cardboard, and you'd say it was good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI) 608
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
Tapper is so whiped and Dr Jill is evil Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (nUhF0) 609
The gaffe is against the wall.....
Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (arJlL) 610
My dog's tooth extraction went okay. They did find a tumor on one of his tonsils. They removed most of it and I'm having it analyzed. I feel a lot better having him back home. Just got to get him healed back up.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (JKNZq) 611
JB: "Over. So over."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl) It only works because the media plays along. Q: I wanted to ask about Hunter. JB: No. That's over. Q: okay. What's your favorite color? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (emxxF) 612
You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (emxxF) That sounds awful. I think I tried Old Milwaukee twice. It was the beer of choice for a lot of my mom's family. I just remember there always being coolers of Old Milwaukee and Old Milwaukee Light. Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (vMCab) 613
My grand-daddy grew tomatoes that were so acidic we used to put sugar on them so we could eat them raw!
Pour some sugar on me!!!! Posted by: Def Leppard's Tomatoes at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (3vIkC) 614
If you are dreaming of that root cellar or maybe multiple root cellars, Mole Children will get the job done.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (NKgwn) 615
Ric Grenell on Hannity
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+YYKs) 616
and Dr Jill is evil
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (nUhF A lying adulteress whore. So yeah evil. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq) 617
The Calif high speed rail project was an obvious ploy for the dem president to slide a bunch of federal money California's way.
I honestly think not a single mile of track was laid down, after billions spent Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG) You know who did profit handsomely? Leon Blum. Dianne Feinstein's worse half. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (YqDXo) 618
We adopted two girls whose biological mother was a meth addict and father was a criminal/white supremacist. Both are now adults and doing reasonably well.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru) How old were they when you adopted them? Posted by: BurtTC Eldest was three and she's been something of a handful. She's been married now for close to ten years and has three children. She's a cook and her husband is a mechanic. The younger was less than a year. She's a waitress at Olive Garden and has a long term boyfriend. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+y/Ru) That makes sense, that the three year old would have been more difficult. Still, there's a LOT of hardship you saved them both by adopting them as young as they were. A couple more years for the three year old, and her life would have been very different. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (hku12) 619
>>like Batman and Robin?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry I always wanted a side kick known as Swallow. Posted by: Batman at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (0FTCx) 620
...gently and drifting, as though carried on the wind..."DAMMIT I JUST PISSED ON MY FEET!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo You're SUPPOSED to piss on someone ELSE'S feet ! This is how you meet people. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL) 621
578 It isn't that hard to adopt a child in the United States.
We have plenty of them. Plenty of black youth. Plenty of youth with mental disorders or disturbances. Plenty of youth with emotional alienation. Plenty of youth with physical disabilities. Plenty of youth with disciplinary records and criminal convictions. Plenty of teenagers. Plenty of youth with siblings in foster care who have decided that they either both get adopted *together*, or they stay in foster care together. A two for the price of one adoption. If you want to adopt a child who is one or more of the above, they are there and available. Lots of them. But... Most parents looking to adopt are looking for a white infant with no known medical conditions. These children? They are as rare as hen's teeth and the competition for them is fierce. Very, very fierce. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Ae67h) The instant you try you wll have a bureaucracy on your case. People don't want to deal with that nonsense and who can blame them? Work to make it easier to adopt kids right here in America. When that happens, watch adoptions here in this country by American families skyrocket. (Until then, I'm not blaming American families for going overseas to adopt.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (4JLkY) 622
What in the world is a shirt lifter?
Posted by: Nobody at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (NShXP) 623
Q: okay. What's your favorite color?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (emxxF) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you most like to be? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (2C38g) 624
I finally saw that tittypussy Zoom call.
How he did that presentation without breaking up is a testament to concentration. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK) 625
You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (emxxF) When we lived in the Midwest I had White Castle - once - at the urging of the locals. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:40 PM (YqDXo) 626
Yep, it's the White Castle fault Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (vd8X Exactly! Damn them! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:40 PM (emxxF) 627
But...
Most parents looking to adopt are looking for a white infant with no known medical conditions. These children? They are as rare as hen's teeth and the competition for them is fierce. Very, very fierce. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Ae67h) There is a substantive difference between adopting a child to have a family and adopting a child because you have lots of extra to give and time to devote and money to serve up. Judging parents over which child they adopt goes nowhere fast. However, we adopted a lovely brown baby from Guatemala because 1. American adoptions can be yanked back for six months without warning and 2. Women giving up their babies get to select the family with which the child will live, and getting picked can happen next week or never. We went for the sure thing, instead of putting our hearts out there and having the squashed flat. We could have adopted a special needs kid, but we both have to work full time and it seemed unlikely that would be sustainable, which would not be fair to the kid. Then again, any crack whore can get pregnant and nobody says boo. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (qQnCr) Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (nUhF0) 629
How is it the animals know to eat them the day before you are going to pick them?
I wish I knew but they're obviously smarter than me. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (+ya+t) 630
622 What in the world is a shirt lifter?
Posted by: Nobody at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (NShXP) Do we need a picture book here? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (YqDXo) 631
...gently and drifting, as though carried on the wind..."DAMMIT I JUST PISSED ON MY FEET!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo You're SUPPOSED to piss on someone ELSE'S feet ! This is how you meet people. Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (arJlL) *thinks* So you're saying I should wear galoshes t the Texas meetup. The More You Know. *NBC jingle* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (x8Wzq) 632
I think White Castle has had its "meat" stored in the same freezer since they opened that first shop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI) 633
Maybe my optimism is based on believing that the Dems won't get away with it in states that will matter this time. No offense, but Washington doesn't matter. It was going to vote for Biden no matter what.
But again, I've been wrong before. I very well could be this time too. Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 09:11 PM (5p7BC) I'm not sure I see the Dems able to survive the split between the crazy leftists and the corrupt Establishment. Few of the latter seem to have any of the instinct for the work it takes to be corrupt and sell it, and the former are too much savages to build anything, even a revolution. Once that happens, there might be an opening for the actual residents to take some power back and do something about this situation. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (eoQWY) 634
565
Der Obama was just propping up Jerry's CALPERS nightmare until he got out of office.... Shoot....hope his house/Compound is on fire up there in Napa.....though I'm sure his state paid security detail cleared him out long before.......guess who goes to the front of the line for the rebuild on Fed Tax Dollars? Maybe the Donald can f with that after he wins..... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (u1WYs) 635
8
"So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders." I know the feeling ... there goes my weekend! Posted by: Don Birnum, knocking 'em back at Nat's Bar at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (4PGGt) 636
>>by the way, Page's Twitter handle "NatSecLisa" sounds like the name of a race horse.
Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken Well she has been ridden pretty hard. Posted by: Aviator at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (0FTCx) 637
Au contraire, they've laid down a bit of track between Merced and that international commercial and cultural hub, Chowchilla.
Why there, you ask, where God lost his galoshes? Because they had to lay SOME track to be eligible for that good good Federal baksheesh, and doing so out in the middle of a bunch of lettuce fields posed few problems, legal or engineering. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo) We had a Chowchilla when I was a kid. Filthy animals. Ate lots of lettuce, ironically enough. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (hku12) 638
High heels in grass--a recipe for a stumble and fall--or a reach for a nearby man. Good to have a dog faced pony soldier near to hand when you need him.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (NVDjf) 639
...gently and drifting, as though carried on the wind..."DAMMIT I JUST PISSED ON MY FEET!!!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM Country folk wear boots, and know enough not to micturate on their feet. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (DMUuz) 640
I have a hard time growing maters here, very little success. I can get herbs to grow like a jungle but vegetables not so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI) Get your soil tested and find a spot with more than 6 hours of sun. I am across the river in Polk county and I put up lots this year. My big issue this year was blossom end rot, and not finding tomatoes in the farmers market. I do Siletz, Willamettes and Cherokee Purples mostly, though I try other heirlooms as they catch my eye. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (WyVLE) 641
Have you saved all the Mole Children yet? Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 28, 2020 09:06 PM (FUIzF) They make a tasty Mexican sauce. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (sy5kK) 642
What in the world is a shirt lifter?
From the context I presume it means "homosexual" but that's a term I've never seen before and cannot quite grasp the origin or intent of. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI) 643
The instant you try you will have a bureaucracy on your case. People don't want to deal with that nonsense and who can blame them?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (4JLkY) But think of the intersectionalists that get gainfully employed hindering US adoptions! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (2C38g) 644
The Calif high speed rail project was an obvious ploy for the dem president to slide a bunch of federal money California's way.
Go watch the second season of true detective. Lays the whole thing out in all of its cynical bullshitting glory. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (JCrfD) 645
Trump, "so Joe there is a tortoise in the desert."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (Qhy4n) 646
616 and Dr Jill is evil
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (nUhF A lying adulteress whore. So yeah evil. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq) On top of being cruel, selfish, and power-hungry. Dragging her addle-pated demented husband through the rigors of a presidential campaign when it's obvious to all he should be left alone to live his final years in peace and quiet . . . she is a horrible human being. Posted by: Marybeth at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (4pK1/) 647
As someone who has put up a baby for adoption, these people can go pound sand.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 08:24 PM (4ZQiP) If you are still here, God bless you for that. I adopted my son, and I cannot feel more blessed than by one such as you. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (qQnCr) I bless my birth mother for giving the me life I have and especially fo giving me the parents she couldn't be. Prayers for you, too. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Ed8Zd) 648
You haven't lived until you've spent the day on the toilet after a night of drinking Old Milwaukee and eating a bag of White Castles at 4 AM.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:34 PM (emxxF) That sounds awful. I think I tried Old Milwaukee twice. It was the beer of choice for a lot of my mom's family. I just remember there always being coolers of Old Milwaukee and Old Milwaukee Light. Posted by: buzzion You only start living once you make it to the toilet. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:43 PM (V+bdf) 649
is there a good source to document Biden's daily "lids"?
Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 09:43 PM (BRkq2) 650
So a bat just swam up in my commode. Its mouth was full of spiders.
Sounds like the beginning of a "brilliant" Doors song. "her c*nt gripped me like a warm, friendly hand" --Actual Doors lyrics Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI) 651
From the context I presume it means "homosexual" but that's a term I've never seen before and cannot quite grasp the origin or intent of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI) It's a Brit expression. Who is into lifting shirts, and why? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM (YqDXo) 652
White Castle is a cherished childhood memory. I remember Dad bringing home bags of 12 cent hamburgers. I tried the White Castle on Fremont Street in Vegas a couple years ago. That's what they feed you when you die and go to hell.
JWM Posted by: jwm at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM (HnUoF) 653
My dog's tooth extraction went okay. They did find a tumor on one of his tonsils. They removed most of it and I'm having it analyzed. I feel a lot better having him back home. Just got to get him healed back up.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2020 09:37 PM (JKNZq) I hope for a speedy recovery. Yes, it is great to get the dog back home. Ours had a cracked tooth extracted and we felt better for it -- that was probably painful for some time and we didn't know. Posted by: FloridaMan at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM (LKU2k) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI) 655
An old guy I met recently told me he buries a Rolaids tablet next to each tomato when he puts them in the ground. I'm going to try it next year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:45 PM (5nBSV) 656
654 Who is into lifting shirts, and why?
Girls on Spring Break? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI) Didn't that Girls Gone Wild dude end up in jail! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:45 PM (emxxF) 657
Those are good but nothing canned can match home grown heirlooms picked at just the right time. Before the damn animals get at them that is.
Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM This is truth. Just made a batch with garden tomatoes last night. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2020 09:45 PM (rBtIz) 658
There is a substantive difference between adopting a child to have a family and adopting a child because you have lots of extra to give and time to devote and money to serve up.
Judging parents over which child they adopt goes nowhere fast. However, we adopted a lovely brown baby from Guatemala because 1. American adoptions can be yanked back for six months without warning and 2. Women giving up their babies get to select the family with which the child will live, and getting picked can happen next week or never. We went for the sure thing, instead of putting our hearts out there and having the squashed flat. We could have adopted a special needs kid, but we both have to work full time and it seemed unlikely that would be sustainable, which would not be fair to the kid. Then again, any crack whore can get pregnant and nobody says boo. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 09:41 PM (qQnCr) I would never question adoptive parents' choice regarding who they adopt. It's a difficult thing, no matter what, and people have to decide what their capacity is. There are MANY children out there in need of parenting. The chosen one is fortunate, and the parents are doing God's work. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:45 PM (hku12) 659
A&W is a pretty old chain.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (0QYMt) 660
> What in the world is a shirt lifter?
From the context I presume it means "homosexual" but that's a term I've never seen before and cannot quite grasp the origin or intent of. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI) Girls do it at concerts sometimes. I don't think that's relevant in this context, but it's nice to think about. *faint smile* *stares into distance* Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (t+qrx) 661
you can see in old recipes how they used to compensate for the acidity in tomatoes, but new recipes don't need that any more. Also, tomatoes don't have nearly the flavor they used to because they're developed for durability in shipping instead of taste. Supposely people are working on that, trying to breed the flavor back in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI) Supposedly "Heirloom" tomatos are from archived seeds that have avoided most of the drift towards processing. You could try mixing in some or all of those. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (eoQWY) 662
Work to make it easier to adopt kids right here in America. When that happens, watch adoptions here in this country by American families skyrocket. (Until then, I'm not blaming American families for going overseas to adopt.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (4JLkY) Limiting abortions would go a long way to making this work. I knew a lot of kids in my grade who were adopted. Most of us would never have been born had we come into existence 12 years later. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (Ed8Zd) 663
Love White Castles. Whitey one bites. Sliders. But I'm in Florida and there are north of the Mason Dixon line.
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (LKU2k) 664
I thought a shirt lifter was a bead collecting gal in Nawlins on Mardi Gras
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (nUhF0) 665
Urban dictionary. Shirtlifter. Is a gay guy who lifts up his shirt for the no no hole sexy times
Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (vd8XM) 666
"blossom end rot" sounds painful.
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (AwPyG) 667
What in the world is a shirt lifter?
From the context I presume it means "homosexual" but that's a term I've never seen before and cannot quite grasp the origin or intent of. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI) It comes from the days when people wore nightshirts to bed. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (eoQWY) 668
Works like a charm, Scogdogg fake name
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg When your only tool is a Twitter hammer, every commenter is a ScoggDogg. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (3tgnk) 669
Or maybe that's "shirt liftress". I don't know how this works.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (t+qrx) 670
Limiting abortions would go a long way to making this work. I knew a lot of kids in my grade who were adopted. Most of us would never have been born had we come into existence 12 years later.
Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (Ed8Zd) Anyone born after 1972 is a survivor. Period. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qQnCr) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ) 672
If you have new lids just put your simmering tomato
sauce into Ball jars and turn them over. If the lid sucks up tight they'll be good for years. Been doing it a long time like that. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+ya+t) Hot kettle method. You live your life without fear. Best I will do is hot water bath canning for tomatoes. However I will do beans on the same day so can do pressure canning if I feel like it. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (WyVLE) 673
Who is into lifting shirts, and why? Girls on Spring Break? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor The Snake Pit at the Indy 500. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: girl at concert, kinda enjoying the attention at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (QzkSJ) 675
There are loads of good tomatoes that aren't bred for the mass marketers.
Universities and seed companies introduce a few each year. Not all heirlooms are worth growing, either. Wife put up 55 quarts of whole tomatoes, a dozen or so of sauce, and didn't fool with paste this year. Paste is multi-days process. Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Nnuaj) 676
Didn't that Girls Gone Wild dude end up in jail!
Turns out some of those girls -- now brace yourself, this is going to be shocking -- some of those girls were not, actually as old as 18. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI) 677
661 Supposedly "Heirloom" tomatos are from archived seeds that have avoided most of the drift towards processing. You could try mixing in some or all of those.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (eoQWY) Heirloom tomatoes, in season, are superb. They are one of the few things I will miss when my house sells and I finally make my exit from California. Not that that's likely soon, what with the raging fires and all. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E) 678
It's a Brit expression. Who is into lifting shirts, and why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 09:44 PM I always assumed it referred to the shirt tails. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (rBtIz) 679
Urban dictionary. Shirtlifter. Is a gay guy who lifts up his shirt for the no no hole sexy times
Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:47 PM (vd8XM) If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts? Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12) 680
It comes from the days when people wore nightshirts to bed.
OK that makes sense, must be a vintage term. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Miklos, trading beads and doubloons for certain favors at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ) 682
I liked the ONT from last night about how QEII was pissed at Harry and his slut wife for interfering with the election. I like to imagine Elizabeth likes Donald. Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (bVhJi) If she's pissed about Limeys meddling in US elections, she needs to have a come-to-Jesus talk with MI6. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (EGyGV) 683
If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts? Posted by: BurtTC You'd think Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (vd8XM) 684
676 Didn't that Girls Gone Wild dude end up in jail!
Turns out some of those girls -- now brace yourself, this is going to be shocking -- some of those girls were not, actually as old as 18. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI) No! Nooooo! Are you....serious? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (emxxF) 685
480 The latest Chinese pastime seems to be imposing mandarin as the primary language in Mongolia's schools. Those protesting get arrested probably to never be seen again. Communists are the personification of evil anywhere in the world were they are in power.
Posted by: Floridachick at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (GTzsf) Late last year, I recall for a few weeks that non-Progda outlets were reporting large increases in fires around Wuhan. About the same time, it was rumored that Chinese police are finding anyone with Covid and taking them away. The fires were later speculated to be crematoriums working overtime. There were Google pictures comparing the same area from a year ago to then current situation. The fires were a lot bigger. Then those reports suddenly disappeared. But the Chinese just play pool, smoke, and drink, so that had to be wrong. So ignore me. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (AwPyG) 688
Now that the comments are back, I find I don't have anything to say.
Anyone know polling among the face-sized spiders? Are they Pro or Anti Trump? Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (l9m7l) 689
Wife put up 55 quarts of whole tomatoes, a dozen or so of sauce, and didn't fool with paste this year. Paste is multi-days process.
Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Nnuaj) - Buy her a nice but inexpensive bottle of wine from us. That's a lot of work and mess. Worth it, but still. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (5nBSV) 690
If we're going to work with the Russians to thwart China, someone a lot smarter than me is going to have to figure out how to do that without selling our soul. Because I don't think we want, in 40 years to be looking at how all our manufacturing and debt is owned by Russia, and trying to figure out how we get out of THAT mess.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12) Why would we need to other than through diplomacy? (Remember: the ONLY jobs that matter are in manufacturing. TX can lose all its oil jobs and you will not care. If one manufacturing job is lost anywhere in this country you will SCREAM and SCREAM and SCREAM. I don't get that mentality: all jobs are important. But then, to a lot of people here, the United States MUST HAVE 100% of the manufacturing jobs. Aren't all contributions to the economy important? I think this country is big enough to where it can, and should, do a little of everything. And we wouldn't have debt owned by other countries or us IF we demanded the government spend money with the same efficiency we demand of Apple, but we don't. So we will just sit around and bitch about foreign owned debt. In fact, that's find because debt is wonderful so long as evil foreigners don't own it.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (4JLkY) 691
If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12) Who wears short shirts? Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (t+qrx) 692
That sounds awful. I think I tried Old Milwaukee twice. It was the beer
of choice for a lot of my mom's family. I just remember there always being coolers of Old Milwaukee and Old Milwaukee Light. If your liver needs to quiver try Milwaukee's Best with the higher alcohol. Gave my buddy cirrhosis. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (+ya+t) 693
{{{ tcn in AK}}} {{{banana dream}}} It was the hardest thing I have done in my life. I was single, had a 5 yo daughter and figured the best thing for this baby was a good home with two parents. I have made some really shitty decisions in my life. That wasn't one of them.
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (4ZQiP) 694
A&W is a pretty old chain.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 28, 2020 09:46 PM (0QYMt) When i was a kid, Dad and Mom would pile us into the Rambler station wagon once a month to get A & W (Alf and Willie's my dad called it). Heaven. Eating burgers and fries in the way-back, chased down by a frosty mug of root beer. Back when fast food was a rare treat. Hell, Billings didn't get it's first McDonalds until we had moved to Cody. so we never got McDonald's unless we went to Billings. Man, I could go for some fries right now. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq) 695
Ric Grenell on Hannity
"You know Ric you are pretty good at sucking dicks and pounding that man-ass like it owes you money but I am a beloved tv celebrity as well as a radio host and a Black Belt in karate and a regular Martial Arts Practitioner did I mention that as well ? " Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (3tgnk) 696
Turns out some of those girls -- now brace yourself, this is going to be shocking -- some of those girls were not, actually as old as 18.
In the future, this will be known as "The Bill Clinton Defense." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (JCrfD) 697
If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts?
Posted by: BurtTC You'd think Posted by: Bruce at September 28, 2020 09:50 PM (vd8XM) Among all aspects of the lifestyle though, that is perhaps the least perplexing to me. Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (hku12) 698
Mardi Gras.
It's TRADITION What amazes me is girls driving around with beads clustered on their rear view mirror. I mean, aside from being an annoying distraction, its like advertising what a slut you are when the situation is right. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI) 699
@682
Yeah, it looks like the royal family is trying to figure out a way to avoid an avalanche of very dicey disclosures. Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:52 PM (AwPyG) 700
Christopher Taylor, try getting your mater starts from the farmer's market, and ask the source of seed. Territorial does a good seed stock and I have had very good luck with them.
Some other sources are not so great, and there is some odd variability in the peppers, for example, from other sources. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 09:52 PM (WyVLE) 701
It comes from the days when people wore nightshirts to bed.
OK that makes sense, must be a vintage term. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI) Its more a child molester term that just gay. See the Who's opera Tommy and the song about his Uncle Ernie. My mom used to hate that when it came up in playing the double album. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:52 PM (eoQWY) 702
I was thinking girls collecting beads at Mardi Gras, but that doesn't really fit .
Posted by: Nobody at September 28, 2020 09:52 PM (NShXP) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (x8Wzq) 704
funny about this place, one day you find out how many people here have a medical background, another day we learn how many lawyers are here, and tonight seems to be adoption/adopted night.
just real people who don't understand how wonderfully qualified Biden is. Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (4a9Vv) 705
Girls do it at concerts sometimes. I don't think that's relevant in this context, but it's nice to think about.
My first real concert. Pre-Berlin Bowie. I'm in the second row. There are groupies in the first row wearing silver and gold bikinis, respectively. They take their tops off periodically. I'm sixteen years old. I should remember that I'm seeing a classic Bowie concert. All I remember is the tits. Right. There. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (q2K0j) 706
Do not dis the Ric. If he is not already a secret Moron, hiding behind a nic, he should be. I treasure those few who have the fortitude to stand on the front line with Trump, and never waver, and he's done an exemplary job of that.
Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (dOV9E) 707
When we moved to Salem in 1969, there was a Payless Drug store downtown with an actual working soda fountain. I always longed to go down there. But it shut down within a few years
They bulldozed the place years ago to make room for the ever-expanding state government building complex. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI) 708
If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12) Who wears short shirts? Posted by: hogmartin Those Untuckit ads now seem kinda creepy. Posted by: Miklos, innocent of such thoughts until now, so gee thanks at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ) 709
I think we've all learned a lot here at the Quarantine Cafe tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx) 710
@690
I think the manufacturing jobs are on top of the hierarchy because they pay well for people who don't have a degree. And made in America, too Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (AwPyG) 711
is there a good source to document Biden's daily "lids"?
Posted by: Gilded at September 28, 2020 09:43 PM (BRkq2) There is a site called Has Joe Biden Called a Lid Today. It's day by day back to Sept. 24. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (WCmdX) 712
It must be exhausting to be both an adoption attorney and tax attorney these lost few days, but somehow those experts have the time to tweet ALL FUCKIN DAY.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (axhr1) 713
I liked the ONT from last night about how QEII was pissed at Harry and his slut wife for interfering with the election. I like to imagine Elizabeth likes Donald.
Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (bVhJi) If she's pissed about Limeys meddling in US elections, she needs to have a come-to-Jesus talk with MI6. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (EGyGV) Sadly that is outside her jurisdiction - her family is not. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (eoQWY) 714
I liked the ONT from last night about how QEII was pissed at Harry and his slut wife for interfering with the election. I like to imagine Elizabeth likes Donald.
Posted by: Jmel at September 28, 2020 09:17 PM (bVhJi) From what I've read, QEII does like PDT quite a bit. She probably secretly enjoyed the remarks he made about Harry & his sleaze Posted by: Marybeth at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (4pK1/) 715
All I remember is the tits. Right. There.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (q2K0j) The superhero never gets to choose the super power. It is a gift and a curse. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx) 716
Gerald Ford was adopted.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (2DOZq) 717
"Three separate studies were done, at the University of Wisconsin, at North Dakota State, and at Utah State. All three universities showed the same results: many heirloom tomatoes were in fact less acidic than modern varieties."
From the first article I pulled up.... I thought the Brandywine (heirloom) was decidedly less acidic than any other one we grew this year. Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (Nnuaj) 718
714 From what I've read, QEII does like PDT quite a bit.
She probably secretly enjoyed the remarks he made about Harry & his sleaze Posted by: Marybeth at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (4pK1/) I wonder if she ever plays that recording of Obama speeches that Obama gave her because he thinks his emanations are that great. Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (dOV9E) 719
"Shirt Lifter"
Greek origins......modern day Afgan....all related to little boys. San Fransicko where AB-145 had it's origins...by a Political named WEINER......not joking.......just lockin & Loadin Gonna be hell to pay for this one....... Posted by: Nightwatch at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (u1WYs) 720
Some other sources are not so great, and there is some odd variability in the peppers, for example, from other sources.
I got like 6 tomatoes this year, which was a bounty crop (little weird pepper-shaped ones, not sure what the type is). The other plants grew about 4" tall and.... stopped. That was their best effort. I eventually ripped them out in frustration after several months. Never had any luck at all with any variety of peppers, although I know some hispanics who grow bushels full of the damned things. Its gotta be something I'm doing wrong, but I'm fine with the herbs. Herbs grow in Oregon like grass in Kansas. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI) 721
Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (4ZQiP)
You're a gem, dear lady. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo Seconded ! Posted by: JT at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (arJlL) 722
Let me put it this way...
If you have never experienced the exquisite screwed-uppedness of Haiti first hand for an extended period of time, you just shouldn't open your mouth because you have no idea what you are talking about. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (JCrfD) 723
I think we've all learned a lot here at the Quarantine Cafe tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx) Will the debate be live streamed somewhere? Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (5FCda) 724
He's got serious issues. He didn't burst a blood vessel in his eye from straining on the toilet. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:21 PM (emxxF) Those workout machines can be rough! Posted by: Harry Reid at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK) 725
just real people who don't understand how wonderfully qualified Biden is. Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken And that is exactly why we were jonesing this afternoon. lol. Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (4ZQiP) 726
Pop quiz, hot shot
You're a Biden handler. It's the morning of Tuesday, September 29th, 2020. Joe just woke up, and it's a bad Joe day. You can tell. You know the signs by now. What do you do? What do you do? Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (LxTcq) 728
709 I think we've all learned a lot here at the Quarantine Cafe tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx I still can't solve for t. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (emxxF) 729
Who wears short shirts?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (t+qrx) Pillow biters Posted by: clutch at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (9UmRs) 730
I've never seen bare chesticles at a concert, but there were a pair of high school girls at the Alice in Chains/Masters of Reality/Firehouse concert who whipped off their shirts and ran around in lacy, very sheer bras. They seemed to really like the drug-related songs best
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (KZzsI) 731
Joe just woke up, and it's a bad Joe day. You can tell. You know the signs by now.
What do you do? What do you do? Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E Lines of coke? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (emxxF) 732
You're a gem, dear lady.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo Seconded ! Posted by: JT at Thanks is due the Good Lord above. Thanks. Posted by: Infidel at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (4ZQiP) 733
I think we've all learned a lot here at the Quarantine Cafe tonight.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx) Will the debate be live streamed somewhere? Posted by: Gaelic Girl at September 28, 2020 09:56 PM (5FCda) Well, not A LOT a lot. Some things. We learned some things. Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (t+qrx) 734
Pop quiz, hot shot
You're a Biden handler. It's the morning of Tuesday, September 29th, 2020. Joe just woke up, and it's a bad Joe day. You can tell. You know the signs by now. What do you do? What do you do? Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E Pull out the special pistol, place it gently in Joe's hand, and slowly back out of the basement door. Posted by: LASue at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (Ed8Zd) 735
Dan Crenshaw interview
... He's read Thomas Sowell and it shows. Red Flag Crenshaw had his chance. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 09:58 PM (3tgnk) 736
If one was gonna go for that, wouldn't one just buy shorter shirts?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12) Who wears short shirts? Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (t+qrx) Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (hku12) 737
Who wears short shirts?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (t+qrx) Pillow biters Posted by: clutch I give the short shirt types short shrift. Posted by: Miklos, dismissive at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ) 738
Dan Crenshaw interview
https://youtu.be/Yzn3WVAkOu0 He's read Thomas Sowell and it shows. Posted by: BourbonChicken He's also a fan of Red Flag laws. And it shows. Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (V+bdf) 739
726 Pop quiz, hot shot
You're a Biden handler. It's the morning of Tuesday, September 29th, 2020. Joe just woke up, and it's a bad Joe day. You can tell. You know the signs by now. What do you do? What do you do? Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E) You let him bluster his way through. Piss Wallace will cover for him and call him the winner, regardless. Posted by: Marybeth at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (4pK1/) 740
What do you do?
"We are not going to debate and lend legitimacy to the hijacking American democracy that this ACB sham represents. Blah blah blah..." Still thinking this will happen. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD) 741
Anyone interested in heirloom tomato seeds have a look through these. I've been ordering from these guys for years with great luck. Read the comments under each one to get an idea what it tastes like.
https://growitalian.com/ Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (+ya+t) 742
I liked learning about the tomatos. tomatoes?
Posted by: artemis at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (AwPyG) 743
Buy her a nice but inexpensive bottle of wine from us. That's a lot of work and mess. Worth it, but still.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to Yeah... food sensitivities. Can't take additives, so we pretty much eat what we make. Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 10:00 PM (Nnuaj) 744
There are some good adoption stories in the US.
I have friends, they had one bio child, a son. She became unable to conceive after that. They wanted a girl. So they applied at the various agencies, got vetted like crazy, finally the agency said "We have a girl for you. But, can you take her brother as well?" Of course, they did. Today they are the happiest family I know. Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 10:00 PM (w7KSn) 745
funny about this place, one day you find out how many people here have a medical background, another day we learn how many lawyers are here, and tonight seems to be adoption/adopted night.
just real people who don't understand how wonderfully qualified Biden is. Posted by: mallflt the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2020 09:53 PM (4a9Vv) None of our mob was adopted, but three of my cousins were Korean orphans from the aftermath of the Korean war, along with their son. We stayed there if my mom had to get a medical thing done and needed us out of the way for a bit. It has given me a odd double view of Asian ladies (all three were girls) as exotic and cozy like family. The oldest was at my sister's funeral and it was odd being taller than her. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 10:00 PM (eoQWY) 746
When i was a kid, Dad and Mom would pile us into the Rambler station wagon once a month to get A & W (Alf and Willie's my dad called it).
Heaven. Eating burgers and fries in the way-back, chased down by a frosty mug of root beer. Back when fast food was a rare treat. Hell, Billings didn't get it's first McDonalds until we had moved to Cody. so we never got McDonald's unless we went to Billings. Man, I could go for some fries right now. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq) damn, you and me had the same childhood! '64 White Rambler Wagon, rode all over the west in that thing - and to A&W anytime we earned a big treat with a frosty mug! Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 10:00 PM (V2Yro) 747
Nood. ONT
Posted by: That Special Snowflake - Straight White Pride makes me Special! at September 28, 2020 10:01 PM (t1zLB) 748
Joe just woke up, and it's a bad Joe day. You can tell. You know the signs by now.
Let him sleep all day. Make him sleep if you have to. Get him up at 6 PM, give him the Dr. Feelgoods at 7. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 10:01 PM (q2K0j) 749
So it's a homo thing after all. The Mardi Gras thing would have been better.
Posted by: Nobody at September 28, 2020 10:01 PM (NShXP) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g) 751
He's also a fan of Red Flag laws. And it shows.
I think its a matter of definitions. I believe everyone here would prefer laws that kept psychotic murdering freaks from getting firearms. So if someone says "should we have any laws whatsoever that to any degree prevent dangerously insane people from getting firearms" someone who says "yes" isn't necessarily a crank or a traitor to all that is good and just. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (KZzsI) 752
nood, btw
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g) 753
if you embrace the reality that all politicians will eventually fail you?
You will never be disappointed. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (3tgnk) 754
Still thinking this will happen.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD) I think that ship has sailed. If he was canceling on some 'principle' it would have needed to happen weeks ago. Canceling now looks like fear or a mental break down. I never thought it possible but he's going to debate tomorrow. Unless he gets the COVID tomorrow morning, that is Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (emxxF) 755
676 Didn't that Girls Gone Wild dude end up in jail!
Turns out some of those girls -- now brace yourself, this is going to be shocking -- some of those girls were not, actually as old as 18. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI) Including the hooker that fucked Governor Spitzer when she was filmed. That guy was so excited that he had video of her and then it got revealed she was still 17 at the time. And not too long after that is when it all came crashing down on him. Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2020 10:02 PM (vMCab) 756
ONT
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (nUhF0) 757
I have to figure out how to increase my potato yield
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (WyVLE) 758
"Three separate studies were done, at the University of Wisconsin, at North Dakota State, and at Utah State. All three universities showed the same results: many heirloom tomatoes were in fact less acidic than modern varieties."
From the first article I pulled up.... I thought the Brandywine (heirloom) was decidedly less acidic than any other one we grew this year. Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 09:55 PM (Nnuaj) Wouldn't be shocking that being acidic helps keep things from growing on or in them, so that they travel better. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (eoQWY) 759
Latest Screechy headline from the AP: Worldwide tragedy: Death toll from the Wuhan virus tops 1 million. (Scary music) Did a quick cackle-ation: 0.014% of the global population.
Oooh. Scary! I bet more people have died from snake bites and bee stings. Fuck this fucking plandemic! Fuck it! I will burn my mask in a grand ceremony. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq) 760
One should always keep at least one gaudy bead necklace handy. Not concealed carry weapon handy, but "I know it's in one of those drawers" handy.
I've been married a quarter century. I still keep mine draped on the neck of the Angels Envy. Just in case. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (5nBSV) 761
Folks, the whole thing about heirlooms is kinda fun, but the whole point is that the ONLY advantage (can I stress that enough?) is that they come true to form from the seeds.
Men (and women, just cause) have been cross-pollinating and hybridizing for a reason.... disease resistance, insect resistance, nematode, etc.. Oh, and the flavor's been improved, largely, as has the seed content, also etc.. If you're not growing what your local extension people or uni's are saying has been consistent producers, you're missing out. Heirlooms are fun, but that's about it. Be damned if we'd ever rely on them for a year's worth of produce. Posted by: MarkY at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (Nnuaj) Posted by: Splunge at September 28, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E) 763
Heirlooms are fun, but that's about it. Be damned if we'd ever rely on them for a year's worth of produce.
Disagree bigtime. Hybrids sacrifice taste for disease resistance. Well worth the chance to lose a few heirlooms for the taste. No comparison. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 10:07 PM (+ya+t) 764
I think its a matter of definitions. I believe everyone here would prefer laws that kept psychotic murdering freaks from getting firearms. No. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 10:09 PM (3tgnk) 765
Disagree bigtime. Hybrids sacrifice taste for
disease resistance. Well worth the chance to lose a few heirlooms for the taste. No comparison. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 10:07 PM (+ya+t) I grow cherokee purples for the flavor. I grow willamettes and Siletz in case the Cherokee Purples fail to give me any tomatoes. Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2020 10:09 PM (WyVLE) 766
Also I'll take "false choice" for 500, Alec.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 10:10 PM (3tgnk) 767
Ask a pro abortion advocate if science created an incubator that could raise a 10 week old fetus to a viable 9 month old baby available for adoption would they agree to that as an option to abortion?
Watch them stutter thinking of the less damaging answer. Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq) In Chicago talk radio, an ex Dem Pol named Ed Vrdolyak had a caller who had aborted three children. She said if she had put them up to adoption she would be wondering where they were. Abortion serves the Dems because once you accept it, you are bound to the party as they are the only group that embraces it like a sacrement. Many foot soldiers for them come from this source, and most can't break away, or won't. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 10:10 PM (eoQWY) 768
I think its a matter of definitions. I believe everyone here would
prefer laws that kept psychotic murdering freaks from getting firearms. No. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 10:09 PM (3tgnk) Who sets the definitions? Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 10:11 PM (eoQWY) 769
Latest Screechy headline from the AP: Worldwide tragedy: Death toll from the Wuhan virus tops 1 million. (Scary music) Did a quick cackle-ation: 0.014% of the global population.
Oooh. Scary! I bet more people have died from snake bites and bee stings. Fuck this fucking plandemic! Fuck it! I will burn my mask in a grand ceremony. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 28, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq) See how different the sum of Flu and Covid compares to last years Flu deaths. Likely not a lot, even with the extra assignments of deaths to Covid and the acts of the Angels of Death governors. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2020 10:12 PM (eoQWY) 770
I grow cherokee purples for the flavor. I grow willamettes and Siletz in case the Cherokee Purples fail to give me any tomatoes.
I try to grow more to compensate for loss too. I'm still eating 2019 sauce. Just can't get that flavor anywhere else imho. Posted by: dartist at September 28, 2020 10:14 PM (+ya+t) 771
But...
Most parents looking to adopt are looking for a white infant with no known medical conditions. These children? They are as rare as hen's teeth and the competition for them is fierce. Very, very fierce. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Ae67h) The instant you try you wll have a bureaucracy on your case. People don't want to deal with that nonsense and who can blame them? Work to make it easier to adopt kids right here in America. When that happens, watch adoptions here in this country by American families skyrocket. (Until then, I'm not blaming American families for going overseas to adopt.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 28, 2020 09:39 PM (4JLkY) ************* Sure. The bureaucracy makes adopting healthy white infants tough. No doubt about it. They will make you jump through hoops. Because they can. Why? Because there are twenty other couples out there competing for the infant. So they can make sure the child get's the best fit. But... As the majority of my comment made clear...that is NOT the case for the majority of these kids. You want to adopt a kid without a lot of hassle. I promise you that can happen quick and easy in the USA. You go to the Alameda county officials. You tell them you are ready to foster a handicapped child. They will have you set up with a teenage Down's syndrome child so fast it will make your head spin. Plus, they will actually pay you for taking the kid in. Foster parents get financial compensation. Then, while you are fostering this child, start the adoption process. It will take a little time, but the paperwork isn't too bad. Plus, you already have the child in your custody, and I *promise* you, you won't have other parents trying to poach him from you. So there you have it. It is actually pretty darn easy to adopt. If you are willing to adopt a child with some issues and problems. You want a teenager with anger management issues? You can adopt that very, very easily. You want to adopt some white infant with no known health issues from a healthy mother with no drug addiction issues or mental health issues? Yeah, you will find that difficult. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at September 28, 2020 10:17 PM (Ae67h) 772
But Mole Children love to play fetch. They use the bathroom outside. They sit, shake, and go to sleep as soon as you turn the lights off. They can dispose of a body in 3 hours. They keep secrets and are loyal. They are better than 80% of children out there.
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 28, 2020 10:37 PM (NKgwn) 773
Check
Posted by: Shirley Ugest at September 29, 2020 12:58 AM (gHE26) Processing 0.11, elapsed 0.0997 seconds. |
MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Real Clear Politics Gallup Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
|