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Alyssa Milano Shrieks About Defunding the Police on Twitter, But the Moment There's a Teenager Outsider Her Property With a BB Gun, She Calls The Police
Lord, give me the abolition of the police and prisons, but don't give it to me yet.
Actress and 'Defund the police' activist Alyssa Milano was quick to call cops when she believed an armed gunman was on her Bell Canyon property on Sunday morning. The call ignited a response that included seven Ventura County Sheriffs' vehicles, one K-9 unit, a police helicopter and one Los Angeles Fire Department team that sat down the street on standby. DailyMail.com has obtained exclusive photos showing the first responders coming to the aid of the 47-year-old at her five bed, six bath, 8,000 square foot, $2.5 million home in the upscale gated community that sits just 20 minutes north of Los Angeles. In July, the left leaning activist Alyssa tweeted out to her 3.7 million followers a link, urging them to sign the 'People's Budget L.A.' that demands a 90 percent reduction in police funding. She tweeted: 'What is the Los Angeles Police Protective League? @LAPPL is a narrow special interest group that lobbies our politicians to protect the LAPD budget, pension + officers. But electeds (sic) need to #ProtectPeopleNot Police. Sign the #People'sBudgetLA petition.' Then in August she tweeted simply, '#DefundThePolice' This tweet appears to be at direct odds with her actions on Sunday, September 20. One neighbor says, 'She can tweet those things because at the end of the day she lives behind gates in a gated community. She knows the police will come to save her. But what about all those people who don't have that luxury and live in unsafe neighborhoods? She obviously doesn't care. 'She uses her platform in hypocritical ways. Why not send your husband into the yard to find out what is actually going on before you call the police? I would guesstimate the response today from law enforcement cost tax payers thousands of dollars.'
thanks to BetaC#ck4Life. This post is so old it's smelly. I won't leave it at the top for long.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 28, 2020 12:55 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Redenzo at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (E7vND)
Way past the sell by date on this news. Sorry. Not to mention the fumes coming off the unwashed wench in the article.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (3kwD9)
In all fairness, if they have that many assets to send to a house with a BB gun, maybe they're due for some cut-backs.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (3kwD9)
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Prediction:
We will find out that Milano abused young starlets along with her husband at some point in the next few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (kA3Cp)
They are literally some of the dumbest people I know, and yes, I know a few.
possibly relevant:
Lincoln was assassinated by one.
Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (xfb67)
She's not smart, nice or fuckable anymore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (uZeKX)
Gee.
I'm.
So.
Shocked.
/sarc
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (3Mvdr)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (8TdEu)
She's not smart, nice or fuckable anymore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (pyVNc)
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"This is unprecedented!"
-Milano
"It's happened 30 times before."
-Somebody
*looks up "unprecedented" in the dictionary*
-Milano
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Why the fuck does this bitch get this kind of unbelievably expensive response to a 911 call?
I dial 911 and I'll get one, maybe 2 squad cars, regardless of issue.
She should be CHARGED the costs of her idiocy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
When we say defund the police, we don't mean defund ALL the police.
"Defund the police" is simple really, we want to get rid of the police that protect you, not the police that protect us.
Posted by: ALyssa Milano and the FNM at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (qlFIA)
Hold my beer...
Posted by: The Rock at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (+AASJ)
She should stick to knitting holey covid masks.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (Vbd7C)
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45 minutes after the call.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is seeing JOBS NOT MOBS billboards in NC at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (uZeKX)
Prediction:
We will find out that Milano abused young starlets along with her husband at some point in the next few years
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Farm league for Alison Mack.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (3tgnk)
https://tinyurl.com/y5towqrp
Please tell me they bit Jim Acosta and he screamed like a girl.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (ZGrMX)
47. Hahahhaa. Maybe we should call her "Kelp" from now on, 'cause she's totally washed up. Hahahahaaaa...
OK. I'm done.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Iron Mike at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (sWM8x)
So you won't mind me going OT?
Over at Weasel Zippers the top story consists of our own AlextheChick taking the NYT to the woodshed over a story they effed up.
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (FgJKq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (xfb67)
MAGA Raccoon did nothing wrong
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (pyVNc)
She looked glorious back then.
And she's been of no use to the planet otherwise, before or after.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (hku12)
They are literally some of the dumbest people I know, and yes, I know a few.
Posted by: Attila
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A hundred years ago, actors and actresses were viewed and treated at the same level as prostitutes. In the intervening years, I have seen nothing from them that justifies any change in that perception.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (yQpMk)
That's Alyssa. Smells like a week old Tuna and Munster sandwich sitting on the dashboard.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 12:58 PM (Vbd7C)
God willing, the "AtC thread" today will be The Rest Of The Internet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (/EuRN)
They are literally some of the dumbest people I know, and yes, I know a few.
Posted by: Attila
--
A hundred years ago, actors and actresses were viewed and treated at the same level as prostitutes. In the intervening years, I have seen nothing from them that justifies any change in that perception.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (kA3Cp)
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"But, oh my gosh, I think of them, like, my best friend and stuff!"
-LIV
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
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Who's The Boss residuals pay that much? Damn.
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)
When they say "abolish the police," what they mean is "abolish the neutral universal police." To be replaced by the BLM/Antifa version of Stasi/SAVAK/Blackshirts.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (HEEq1)
It's not as good as "Cuties", but it'll suffice if you're not a pedo.
Posted by: Sonny Cuck at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (XsgXy)
They are literally some of the dumbest people I know, and yes, I know a few.
possibly relevant:
Lincoln was assassinated by one.Posted by: Attila the unready at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (w7KSn)+++
A very valid question. If not for sportsball, what would any of the current batch of freaks-of-nature be doing with their lives?
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (LGXGf)
Libs on Twitter are working furiously to ruin her life now. She retaliated with the Victory Tits 2 picture.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (yQpMk)
Why the fuck does this bitch get this kind of unbelievably expensive response to a 911 call?
I dial 911 and I'll get one, maybe 2 squad cars, regardless of issue.
She should be CHARGED the costs of her idiocy.
Posted by: Sponge
I got four when a guy was beating a woman at the stop sign out front of the house. Probably had something to do with me telling dispatch to get someone there before I had to shoot the sob.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (FdFgz)
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Who's The Boss residuals pay that much? Damn.
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)
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Her husband is probably the source of most of the cash. He's still a talent agent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)
That and Skinemax late night flicks.
In the 90's, it was more late-night quant-tit-ty over quality.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (Bl5GC)
When did this become ok? Why not just use gravel to save even more money?
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (Vbd7C)
That's it.
That's basically the entire ouvre of this "mover and shaker" we're supposed to give a shit about.
OK, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Old Dude
Workin at the car wash ♫
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Bosk at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (CLteG)
Her boobs are, ironically, hand made.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (/EuRN)
The man phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in the area to help him at that time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.
He said "OK," hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello" he said, "I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've shot them."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you shot them!" The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
http://www.lukaroski.com/jokes/police.asp
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (Ectld)
We will find out that Milano abused young starlets along with her husband at some point in the next few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Wouldn't surprise me at all. But then, as a child star, a cutie like her was most likely used and abused.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (zyqST)
That's it.
That's basically the entire ouvre of this "mover and shaker" we're supposed to give a shit about.
OK, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 01:01 PM (/EuRN)
She was also Ah-nold's little moppet in "Commando", for waht that is worth.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (XsgXy)
When they say "abolish the police," what they mean is "abolish the neutral universal police." To be replaced by the BLM/Antifa version of Stasi/SAVAK/Blackshirts.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (HEEq1)
Exactly.
They want to run the police as their own private army.
That's what all this 'restructure' talk is all about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at September 28, 2020 12:59 PM (FgJKq)
LOL, I haven't been on twatter for a couple of days for mental health reasons - she's on fire.
Of course she would read all that stuff, she's good with words and numbers and things like that.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (Zmnko)
We will find out that Milano abused young starlets along with her husband at some point in the next few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 12:57 PM (LvTSG)
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Wouldn't surprise me at all. But then, as a child star, a cutie like her was most likely used and abused.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (zyqST)
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I have no doubt that she was used and abused herself.
But I fully expect that, having grown up in a sick culture like Hollywood, that she bought into it for decades of her life until she found it convenient to act like she was against it. She was probably in the room while her husband "helped" some young woman get a job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
+1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (pyVNc)
What the National Guard wasn't available? I mean protecting a Hollywood has been should be the top priority of this country.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (FdFgz)+++
*smile* Good one, dude.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (LGXGf)
MAGA got the attack raccoon.
MAGA rocks it!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (axyOa)
Hey, that rabbit attacked him from the water like a Navy Seal. Show some respect.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (XsgXy)
That was the peak of her "career", being a cute kid whose sole purpose in the film was to serve as the impetus for Ah-nold to kill lots of people in an over-the-top fashion.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (CLteG)
And of course only left-wingers get called activist.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (lgiXo)
We come in peace! Shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Star Trek Discovery plot and Dr Demento song.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Soft core named after something that gives you rashes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Fact.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (Z5/nT)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (FIrEF)
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Who files a report about police activities by describing the property as if it was being listed for sale? What was being suggested here?
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (nL4fk)
but, but is was a scary assault BB gun
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: zombie Stalin at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (DMUuz)
Milano is dumb as a rock but still hot as hell.
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (6XAJH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Soft core named after something that gives you rashes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (xfb67)
See? It works on more than one level
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (gtNWf)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:02 PM (XsgXy)
That was the peak of her "career", being a cute kid whose sole purpose in the film was to serve as the impetus for Ah-nold to kill lots of people in an over-the-top fashion.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (Rl7KJ)
As much of a turncoat Ah-nold has become, "Commando" still had some of the best one-liners and quips ever.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (XsgXy)
Libs on Twitter are working furiously to ruin her life now. She retaliated with the Victory Tits 2 picture.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)
46 She needs to show her boobs more if she wants anyone to care.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (CLteG)
No comment
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (Izzlo)
Hey, that rabbit attacked him from the water like a Navy Seal. Show some respect.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (xfb67)
The otters are laughing.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (axyOa)
They are literally some of the dumbest people I know, and yes, I know a few.
Posted by: Attila
--
A hundred years ago, actors and actresses were viewed and treated at the same level as prostitutes. In the intervening years, I have seen nothing from them that justifies any change in that perception.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (kA3Cp)
The idea that we respect the thinking of a group whose entire profession revolves around saying what OTHER people write?
Is quite silly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 28, 2020 01:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM
I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2020 01:08 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (w7U/e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Soft core named after something that gives you rashes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (xfb67)
See? It works on more than one level
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (pyVNc)
I forget, who was in the first "Poison Ivy?"
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (uqZ3d)
So the rest of you just BACK OFF!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (WC/Jr)
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I'm rich and you're not!
Posted by: Alyssa M. at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Milano is dumb as a rock but still hot as hell.
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (6XAJH)
How do you get so many cops to respond?
"Hi. I'm Alyssa Milano's neighbor and there is a guy out front with a BB gun. Oh, and Alyssa is sun bathing in the nude."
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (axyOa)
I don't see any serious charges coming out of this - typical domestic disturbance stuff, drunk and disorderly, that's what Community Service is for - but his public career is finished. Hope he saved up enough money to make it for the next 30 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
And of course only left-wingers get called activist.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at September 28, 2020 01:05 PM (lgiXo)
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I'm still trying to work out what possessed Dwayne Johnson to endorse Harris/Biden ticket. Is he banging a new chick who's into politics?
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Soft core named after something that gives you rashes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (xfb67)
See? It works on more than one level
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (pyVNc)
I forget, who was in the first "Poison Ivy?"
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (Izzlo)
Drew Barrymore
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (o+znz)
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Who files a report about police activities by describing the property as if it was being listed for sale? What was being suggested here?
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (nL4fk)
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It's the daily mail. Only surprising thing is that they didn't give her cup size in the article.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (Bl5GC)
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:09 PM (Izzlo)
Drew Barrymore. It was not quite so titillating as its sequels.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Nancy - 80 and senile
Nadler - 73 and can barely walk
Schumer - the rising young star of the democrat leadership
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020
*
*
Jaime is not only a better actress with a wider range, she has nicer feet than Alyssa.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: chesty mccheese at September 28, 2020 01:11 PM (HVMmF)
In all fairness, if they have that many assets to send to a house with a BB gun, maybe they're due for some cut-backs.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 12:56 PM (Ectld)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:12 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
__________
Me when I delivered my inauguration address > Nekkid Jaime Pressly in Poison Ivy III > nekkid Alyssa Milano in Poison Ivy II
Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: The Rock at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (+AASJ)
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (nL4fk)
Follow the money.
I'm betting he has some big $$$ ties up in a project and was encouraged to "say something" if he wanted to get it rolling.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (9vQJW)
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We got some great photos that day.
Posted by: National Geographic at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
__________
Me when I delivered my inauguration address > Nekkid Jaime Pressly in Poison Ivy III > nekkid Alyssa Milano in Poison Ivy II
Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams, Topless at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (9vQJW)
I hate you for that visual.
This is why we can't have nice things!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (CLteG)
That's it.
That's basically the entire ouvre of this "mover and shaker" we're supposed to give a shit about.
OK, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020
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*
Commercials for Candies underwear too, I recall.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:14 PM (Ejm1K)
https://tinyurl.com/y2vfqfon
Posted by: FloridaMan at September 28, 2020 01:14 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:14 PM (Ejm1K)
I guess every thespian is required to do something on occasion for gravitas.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dewayne The Rock's Johnson at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (0rheA)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (CLteG)
Mammaries Memories Monday!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)
that's beautiful, man
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (DJFLF)
--------------
Read this is Robin Leach's voice.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (nL4fk)
He changed quite sometime ago. A couple of years ago he made a statement for public release that if he were in the NFL he would be kneeling with the rest of the players. He's been dead to me since.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00
>that's beautiful, man
X 2
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (0rheA)
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (nL4fk)
he's also Black, although he's spent a lot of career pretending he isn't. Looks like he's bought into the line that he's a Race Traitor if he doesn't support Biden.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (XsgXy)
And so much gun fire you got powder burns if you sat too close to the TV. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
My memory is vague, because that was a LONG time ago, but I seem to recall neither of those films were top notch cinema.
Whereas the first film, with Drew Barrymore, I don't think I ever saw it, actually, but I think it had some level of legitimacy. Sorta like a near-jailbait version of Fatal Attraction.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)
No one.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
A lot of you are probably saying, "Who??"
Google is your friend
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (hl9+B)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (PbpT7)
I think it's a porn channel. Or so I am led to believe...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
We did have 4 VHF channels and 3 UHF plus that one weird channel that was kinda porny. You could almost see blurry, snowy tits if you moved the antennas around and held the knob halfway between 68 and 69.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (3H9h1)
If the local news (not DM) was correct, it wasn't a BB gun.
It was an airsoft gun, which can look like the real thing, save for the orange muzzle. So it's possible it resembled a scary black AR.
But, if it was bought down at the local Big 5 in CA, it was fluorescent pink and yellow.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (AwYPR)
Yes. Before 9 AM.
Debate prep, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Johnson to endorse Harris/Biden ticket. Is he banging a new chick who's
into politics?
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2020 01:10 PM (nL4fk)
he's also Black, although he's spent a lot of career pretending he
isn't. Looks like he's bought into the line that he's a Race Traitor if
he doesn't support Biden.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Its falls under the category of I'm not smart but I can lift heavy objects.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (9Om/r)
121 I'm still trying to work out what possessed Dwayne Johnson to endorse Harris/Biden ticket. Is he banging a new chick who's into politics?
The entertainment industry is all in on China.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (PtOP4)
No, Tits Monday is the villainous Bond Girl in the upcoming film.
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (h5TKJ)
Piker.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (3MiGE)
yes, I've done a few. Usually just one day or a day and a half. I think I did two days and a little bit once.
It does put you into ketosis pretty fast. Dangerous, of course.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:14 PM (Ejm1K)
I guess every thespian is required to do something on occasion for gravitas.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2020
*
*
Blythe Danner == Shakespeare
Alyssa Milano == Candies underwear
Seems fair to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Ejm1K)
I like that titillate has the word tit right in it. Disambiguation is good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (q2K0j)
No one.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
Damn it. Will you guys quit using names I don't know and have to go look up???
I can't keep up.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (3MiGE)
Meh. Turd Rock from The One...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (s2VJv)
he wants to keep making shitty movies
it's science
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (iTXRQ)
He lidded a week ago until after the debate. They have been changing his sleep pattern so his sundowning is at sun-up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (r+sAi)
'roids shrink the testicles.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 28, 2020 01:07 PM (XsgXy)
=======
Plus one of the best fire to hit ratios of any protagonist in move history.
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (zyqST)
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (Izzlo)
Commando.
Which is not the name of the soft porn movie she made.
Posted by: Bete at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (Ojki1)
Google is your friend
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
No. No it's not.
Stop making it a household word.
Pick ANY OTHER search engine.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
No one.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
A lot of you are probably saying, "Who??"
Google is your friend
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
Better than Shannon Tweed????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (pyVNc)
nice theory.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (Vbd7C)
Well, OK.
Not much is known, reports from both sides have that exaggeration/rah-rah element one expects from all but a few countries when the shooting is going on, kind of Third World-ish, but not Libyan (Khaddafy/Qadafi level) or Iranian, not that bad.
Some russki hardware getting a workout - nice video today of AZR use of the TOS-1 (multiple rocket launcher, the Katyusha of the 21st century).
Big news is the apparent confirmation that AZR has felt pushed by popular sentiment to do something, and Turkey going from tepid sideline backer to major mover with AZR (assumed by most to be just the latest project to amplify Turkey's role by the current president).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Shep! at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (vg8iE)
Debate prep, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
How can you expect to win w/o campaigning?....w/o cheating?
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2020 01:20 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)
Soft core named after something that gives you rashes?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:06 PM (xfb67)
Makes perfect sense, really.
You rub it all over yourself, and almost instantly regret it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2020 01:20 PM (3MiGE)
Better than Shannon Tweed????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (pyVNc)
Shannon Tweed was prettier
But Whirry was the real deal with the boobs
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:20 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (WVSR6)
THE PRESIDENT: No, I'm not joking. I mean, I'm willing to take a drug test. I think he should too, because he's had a very uneven -- I watched him with some of the -- when he was with -- you know, debating Pocahontas and Harris, who treated him so badly. But I watched him, and he was out of it. Right?
And then, I watched him against Bernie Sanders, and he was okay. I mean, he wasn't great, but he wasn't terrible. He was okay. A far cry from the way he -- you know what I'm saying. I mean, if you look at some of those debates, I said, "There's no way he can continue. He can't continue."
Then, all of the sudden, he debated Crazy Bernie Sanders. And you know what? The truth is he was -- he was okay. And I said, "How did he go from there, with those horrible performances, to where he was okay?" And I always joke, but, you know, it is true: He was no Winston Churchill in debating, but he was fine.
And people say he was on performance-enhancing drugs. A lot of people have said that. A lot of people have written that.
Q Who has said that aside from you, sir?
Q Who has said that, sir?
THE PRESIDENT: So -- so, take a look at it. Take a look. Why don't you just check it? You can check out the Internet. You'll see. Plenty of people say it.
And whether he is or not, it doesn't matter, but I would love to take a test and he can take a test, too.
Go ahead, please.
Q Yeah, so we'll start with debate. Obviously, it is coming up. How are you preparing? Is somebody playing Joe Biden in the debate with you? Are you doing debate prep at all?
THE PRESIDENT: Yeah, we are. We're doing it. These two gentlemen have been helping. And Kayleigh is there. We have --
Q But who plays Biden? Who plays Biden for you? I mean, who --
THE PRESIDENT: I would say maybe a combination of these two. And either one of them is about five times smarter than Sleepy Joe.
But we had a little debate prep before we came here. I think this whole thing, though, is debate prep. You know, what I do is debate prep every day. I'm taking questions from you people all the time. I mean, I've taken a lot of questions from you over the last number of years, and he doesn't.
I watched the way he was treated on MSDNC -- on Friday, I guess, he did it live -- and it was disgraceful. It was an embarrassment. I know her, and she's a pretty tough reporter. The way she was helping him along with those -- it was so obvious what was going on. She was helping him. She was giving him a question and then helping him to answer the question.
I know her very well. She doesn't do that. It was embarrassing, and people don't talk about it. I mean, play some of those clips. Play some of those answers, those -- the answers that -- where he wasn't able to give an answer, and she's pushing him; she's pushing him.
They never do that with me, I can tell you. But I don't have the kind of problems he has. So --
Q How many hours -- how many hours would you say you've spent on debate prep? I mean, is it --
THE PRESIDENT: Well, I don't know. I mean, a little time. I mean, not a lot.
Q Is it more or less than 16 hours?
THE PRESIDENT: I'm -- I'm running a country. I'm -- I don't know -- you know, I don't have the luxury. I watched other people over the years. I watched one, sort of, fairly recently -- not too long ago -- go into a cabin, lock himself into a cabin, and he came out and he wasn't very effective. You know, he had so much -- so many things going on. Sometimes, you can go too much in that stuff, you know. Sometimes you can go too much.
Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (ur/Uv)
--------------
Read this is Robin Leach's voice.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:15 PM (HrMC1)
_________
Over/under on the size of her cat family? I'll open the bedding at 47 ... [got a favorable voice mis-translation there]
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (LXxM7)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
No. No it's not.
Stop making it a household word.
Pick ANY OTHER search engine.......
Posted by: Sponge
Chandler BING!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (r+sAi)
So he sundowns in the morning. What is he going to do - sleep all day and then wake up at 8:30 pm all bright-eyed and bushytailed for the debate?
His dementia is getting worse by the day. He's not going to be able to sustain a 90 minute debate under the hot lights.
His handlers are screwy.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (DJFLF)
Hu-huffin' and a-puffin' on my bagpipe bag
Wheezin' and a-blowin' 'til my big fat floppy jowls sag
https://tinyurl.com/yxlj3san
Posted by: Billy Bagpipes at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (+AASJ)
I can't keep up.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:18 PM (axyOa)
Look her up.
You'll keep "up" after that
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (HrMC1)
No one.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
I 2nd this, though they're prolly down to her ankles now.
Posted by: WeBoned! at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (8k7U7)
But Whirry was the real deal with the boobs
Tweed's boobs are man-made
Whirry is 100% all natural home grown melons
(I used to have Cinemax, seems like a thousand centuries ago)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Libs on Twitter are working furiously to ruin her life now. She retaliated with the Victory Tits 2 picture.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Link?
She's fearless, that's a fact.
She needs her theme song, something along the lines of Shaft.
They say this cat ATChick is a bad mother...
(Shut your mouth)
I'm talkin' 'bout ATChick
(Then we can dig it)
Posted by: browndog at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (h5TKJ)
========
You really don't have to prepare much if you believe what you say, say what you believe and know what the hell you're talking about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (vg8iE)
Finished streaming "Utopia" on Prime.
Excellent series. Clever twisty script, great acting, nice crisp direction. Cringey violence.
Bonus! The villains are Leftard Eco-Nuts and Overpopulation fanatics.( not a spoiler).
What's not to like?
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (EERbD)
I'm betting he has some big $$$ ties up in a project and was encouraged to "say something" if he wanted to get it rolling.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (axyOa)
I think he's got a contract with Disney, and he's been initiated into the hollyweird pedofold for a while. His only source for income is from those sweet, sweet movie deals.
Which are going to start to become few and far between. If his last epic was "Jumanji 2" he's going to be relegated to Jack Black's idiot sidekick, and then Rob Schneider's idiot sidekick, and then Carrot Top's idiot sidekick's idiot sidekick.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (8B6Ng)
you people all the time. I mean, I've taken a lot of questions from you
over the last number of years, and he doesn't.
The town hall with the alleged undecideds, hosted by tiny georgeio was debate prep in itself.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (uqZ3d)
Better than Shannon Tweed????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (pyVNc)
That's the name I was going to respond with......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm amazed there was a kid in CA with a BB gun.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (3H9h1)
Bell Canyon has a problem with coyotes coming down out of the hills looking for water and tasty pets.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (pB6Gt)
Debate prep, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 28, 2020 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)+++
High colonic.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (C5+1N)
Can't believe they actually believe Joe is looking good in any states he needs to flip. Or that a "Basement Strategy" can work against a hyper incumbent with a good organization and near-fanatical base.
So I've assumed Joe simply cannot perform - which assumption has backing from the bizarre/pathetic few times he is rolled out.
And of course I can't believe they're going ahead with tomorrow.
If he can not detonate during a 90-min live event, why keep him hidden the rest of the time? I'd expect at least a lot more brief, ridiculously staged, question-free, "events" the last few weeks.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (OTzUX)
This is definitely old news because I think she's done something moronic since then. Probably a couple of hings.
Wait. I found it. https://tinyurl.com/yxsrveem
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 28, 2020 01:24 PM (YAsoQ)
I'm amazed there was a kid in CA with a BB gun.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2020 01:04 PM (3H9h1)
Bell Canyon has a problem with coyotes coming down out of the hills looking for water and tasty pets.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (PtOP4)
==========
Should probably start hanging the carcasses of coyotes who made the journey for display on the way down from the hills.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)
No one.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:13 PM (HrMC1)
A lot of you are probably saying, "Who??"
Google is your friend
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
Better than Shannon Tweed????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (pyVNc)
Shannon Elizabeth, from American Pie... hubba hubba.
One of the funniest scenes in.. I think the first Scary Movie movies was Shannon being stabbed by the killer, and she keeps mocking him the whole time.
Not quite MP and the Holy Grail's black knight level hilarity, but sort of in the same ballpark.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:24 PM (hku12)
They all taste the same.
And with that...off to meetings for a while.
Have fun in the AtC thread!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 28, 2020 01:24 PM (pyVNc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 01:24 PM (r+sAi)
"I let him go."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (uqZ3d)
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 28, 2020 01:21 PM (ur/Uv)
________
After buying my first motorcycle in 2000, I took it for a spin the first evening down to the Pacific Coast Highway. I made the mistake of driving it through a ritzy neighborhood in Newport Beach -- and within 5 minutes of returning to the highway I was pulled over by a cop wondering what I was doing in that neighborhood.
I figured they must have put out an APB out on me, so just another case of Driving While White ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (LXxM7)
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (h5TKJ)
Wow, I just got to the "W" and it auto filled for me.
Those animated gifs of her freeing the jumbly wumbly twins brought a tear to my eye. Epic.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (BA9Nh)
Can't believe they actually believe Joe is looking good in any states he needs to flip. Or that a "Basement Strategy" can work against a hyper incumbent with a good organization and near-fanatical base.
So I've assumed Joe simply cannot perform - which assumption has backing from the bizarre/pathetic few times he is rolled out.
And of course I can't believe they're going ahead with tomorrow.
If he can not detonate during a 90-min live event, why keep him hidden the rest of the time? I'd expect at least a lot more brief, ridiculously staged, question-free, "events" the last few weeks.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (OTzUX)
==========
He's not as far gone as some like to say, like the isolated moments we like to poke fun of him for are what he's like all of the time.
But he still definitely has those moments.
His first 20-30 minutes are pretty much guaranteed to be fine. The sort of performance he put in against Bernie fine.
After that, I don't know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: x at September 28, 2020 01:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:26 PM (uqZ3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (HrMC1)
Friends don't let friends google.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (3tgnk)
Oh how cute. What color is he now?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2020 01:23 PM (pB6Gt)
"That was a Mood Ring. Your mixing your 1970s schlock!"
- - Ron Popeil
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (BA9Nh)
DD guns matter more
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (kA3Cp)
========
Well, only if he loses, which he seems set to do.
Dear Lord, the recriminations are going to be fascinating to watch. The Left is going to tear at itself for a while for putting Biden up, especially since it was so obviously to stop Bernie.
"They'd rather lose with Biden than win with Bernie!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (/ZYFC)
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Clarence Thomas should recuse himself if the Supreme Court has to decide the election
Does anybody really believe he can decide a case involving Joe Biden impartially?
-
In other news, WaPo killed it's parents and asks for mercy on the grounds it's an orphan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Mirror Universe Mitt Romney on the other foot?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (Vbd7C)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)
==========
Cool.
Cool cool cool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: spindrift at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (h5TKJ)
Wow, I just got to the "W" and it auto filled for me.
Those animated gifs of her freeing the jumbly wumbly twins brought a tear to my eye. Epic.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (8B6Ng)
Now I recognize her...
Something about her face... it's like a pre-Karen face. Like you just know when she hit her mid 30s, lower 40s, she was routinely asking to speak to the manager.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (BA9Nh)
BB, as in US battleships. Agree.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Mirror Universe Mitt Romney on the other foot?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (s2VJv)
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This is the fight Republicans would have had post 2016 if Jeb had won the nomination somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (P7ulB)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (MxRKT)
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Clarence Thomas should recuse himself if the Supreme Court has to decide the election
--
Just like Kagan recused herself.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (FhXTo)
"Maybe we should have only rioted all year in a dozen cities"
vs
"Maybe we should have rioted all year in ALL the cities"
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (uqZ3d)
Maybe Barr is having fun with it.
Calling Brennan's cel and playing the theme from Jaws.
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Barr seems to be having much to much fun these days... maybe he should do his f'n job for once.
Posted by: The Barr Durham twins at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (nzKWW)
Ummm...show your work, WaPo. That is stupidest take yet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (B+qrE)
That's already happening in some lefty circles (mostly Bernie Bros). They all know Bernie was paid off / sabotaged / both in order to preserve the Old Guard (Pelosi/Schumer/Nadless)'s power a little longer. Because otherwise you're looking at Speaker AOC, and the election after that happens will be a bloodbath of epic proportions for the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)
"I let him go."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 01:25 PM (yQpMk)
________
To this day, I still jokingly reply to some people in my Ahnold voice: "You're a funny guy, [insert name] ... That's why I'm going to kill you last."
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (LXxM7)
I think there was a Wild Things 6
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 28, 2020 01:19 PM (GIeIM)
I forgot about that set; I think there were only 4, but your description is borne out by the fact that the last one was called "Wild Things: Foursome".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DaveA at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (FhXTo)
Pat Priest or Beverly Owen? Hmm...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (s2VJv)
"Maybe we should have only rioted all year in a dozen cities"
vs
"Maybe we should have rioted all year in ALL the cities"
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (uqZ3d)
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or
"Maybe we should start killing the Democratic Establishment?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: HB at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (nzKWW)
are there bewbs? no review is complete without it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (r+sAi)
Alas. Only a peekaboo of side boobage.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (EERbD)
CAA - the agency that regularly sent starlets to meet with Harvey at hotels.
Milano is in business with, and good friends with, Weinstein's (now ex) wife, Georgina Chapman.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (bDqIh)
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Clarence Thomas should recuse himself if the Supreme Court has to decide the election
So racist
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (uqZ3d)
Posted by: x at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (nFwvY)
Gun shape bad!
Posted by: USNtakim at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (0OmEj)
Well, we'll see soon enough.
Don't think I can stand to watch, haven't watched one of these things in many cycles (too painful and depressing).
In fact, might not have watched one since (true story) I was the campaign HQ guy on the phone with the advisor on-site, sort of mediating the back-and-forth within the staff in that issue area on points for the dumb post-"debate" press briefing.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (OTzUX)
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Clarence Thomas should recuse himself if the Supreme Court has to decide the election
So racist
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (uqZ3d)
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They know they're going to lose at SCOTUS for everything that comes to it, and they're just battlefield prepping for the editorials about how the rulings are invalid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
@washingtonpost
Opinion: Clarence Thomas should recuse himself if the Supreme Court has to decide the election
How about we only let his Vote count for 3/5 of the others, WP?
Would that make you happier?
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (Vbd7C)
*******
BREAKING: ANOTHER HUGE WIN! Judge Strikes Down Democrat Plan to Eliminate Signature-Matching in Ohio
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 28, 2020 01:27 PM (3tgnk)
I don't follow such things, but I'm gonna guess McGowan knows things about Cookie that Cookie doesn't want out there.
I suspect there were a few "in the same room" events that occurred. Either before or during the Charmed run.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (hku12)
CAA - the agency that regularly sent starlets to meet with Harvey at hotels.
Milano is in business with, and good friends with, Weinstein's (now ex) wife, Georgina Chapman.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2020 01:31 PM (bDqIh)
This explains that other code 10 wack-a-doo Rose McGowan going off on Cookie all the time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2020 01:16 PM (PbpT7)
It's her teen workout video. It's on YouTube. There are parts that are fun to just listen to and not watch the vid.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (yQpMk)
I think it's worth pointing out that Romney led to Trump. Who or where is their Trump and how do we neutralize him?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (Ectld)
Well, we'll see soon enough.
Don't think I can stand to watch, haven't watched one of these things in many cycles (too painful and depressing).
In fact, might not have watched one since (true story) I was the campaign HQ guy on the phone with the advisor on-site, sort of mediating the back-and-forth within the staff in that issue area on points for the dumb post-"debate" press briefing.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (OTzUX)
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It could be the difference in his levels of "preparation" for the two types of appearances.
I don't know, obviously, but it really does seem like the man is just really easily confused. Maybe the problem is the fact that his teleprompter people suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, both Milano and Reese Witherspoons rapid #metoo/#timesup shit came on the heels of people pointing out where their husbands work.
Posted by: Ktgreat at September 28, 2020 01:34 PM (P7ulB)
*******
BREAKING: ANOTHER HUGE WIN! Judge Strikes Down Democrat Plan to Eliminate Signature-Matching in Ohio
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (1Dmt5)
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This will get less play around here than any of the original stories about judges making cheating easier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2020
*
*
She played his ex-wife, the quintessential trailer trash queen, to perfection. I think it ran a little more than one year -- two, maybe, or three.
Jaimie has come a *long* way since she modeled for Playboy's Newsstand Specials.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2020 01:34 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: x at September 28, 2020 01:32 PM (nFwvY)
"So, I drove with her to Secaucus and then I kissed her!"
- - Dangerfield punch line
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
I think it's worth pointing out that Romney led to Trump. Who or where is their Trump and how do we neutralize him?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (Ectld)
The closest - maybe - is Toothy McBigTits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (s2VJv)
I think it's worth pointing out that Romney led to Trump. Who or where is their Trump and how do we neutralize him?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (Ectld)
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Well, I'd put this out there:
The Democratic Establishment watched as an outsider stole control of the Republican Party.
They probably watched first in glee and then in horror.
They know it can happen to them, and they have years to plan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:26 PM (uqZ3d)
He's more likely to be prepping to join Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 28, 2020 01:35 PM (BA9Nh)
"Maybe we should have only rioted all year in a dozen cities"
vs
"Maybe we should have rioted all year in ALL the cities"
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2020 01:30 PM (uqZ3d)
________
The Left is nothing if not predictable. At the risk of mixing metaphors, they are guaranteed to continually double down on stupid.
Posted by: ShainS at September 28, 2020 01:36 PM (LXxM7)
Rose is crazy, but she rightly points out how Alyssa's activism seems designed to cover for Weinstein's abuse because it hits a little too close to home. Oh yes, Weinstein is a monster, now just move along and instead focus on how ALL men are rapists. and that Kavanaugh guy is THE WORST, Trump talked about pussy grabbing, and Pence!. . .. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2020 01:37 PM (bDqIh)
CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy
September 28th, 2020
Actually from the Bee. It just sounds like CNN..
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2020 01:29 PM (Vbd7C)
29th I think.
Been waiting for it to come out before I read the last one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2020 01:37 PM (NgKpN)
You know what the rules on Supreme Court recusal are? It's very easy - NONE! There are NO actual rules about it on that level! Generally, a Supreme Court Justice is expected to recuse if he or she has some personal connection to the case. For example, Justice Kagan recused herself from a case in which she had previously been the Solicitor General; if she hadn't, she would have been ruling on the validity of a case in which she herself had written the arguments for one side.
But the idea that Judges are supposed to be "impartial" is completely wrong, otherwise RBG would have had to recuse herself in every decision she ever made.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)
I think it's worth pointing out that Romney led to Trump. Who or where is their Trump and how do we neutralize him?
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:33 PM (Ectld)
Well...it will have to be another Bill Clinton type, who can walk back all the insane anti-American hate.
And then connect with normal voters.
I don't see that person anywhere but you might.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 01:38 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: x at September 28, 2020 01:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at September 28, 2020 01:38 PM (6XAJH)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: kallisto
Desperate
Moron poll:
Biden will:
1. Call Trump Ronald
2. Pee himself
3. Grab Melania or Ivaka on stage
4. Nod off
5. Wander off
6. Ask the press what time it is, several times
Posted by: Jean at September 28, 2020 01:39 PM (Xih1H)
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2020 01:22 PM (EERbD)
John Cusack
Posted by: swingin' for the downs at September 28, 2020 01:39 PM (zyqST)
"The closest - maybe - is Toothy McBigTits."
I don't agree. AOC is a celebrity. All flash, no substance. She's displayed again and again she can't handle any pressure and resorts to squalling like a 7 year old when you challenge her.
I'm talking someone savvy, powerful, and determined who can push the line way down field. Trump is a conservative miracle. The situation is set up for the left to retaliate in kind.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:39 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2020 01:39 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 28, 2020 01:41 PM (pB6Gt)
That is worth considering. Maybe they'll shut them out. But imagine how angry the left is going to be after four more years of Trump laying destruction to Cloud Cuckoo Land.
@283 naturalfake
I don't see that person. I assume they are out there, though.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 28, 2020 01:42 PM (Ectld)
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We will probably start seeing more of these during the next few weeks.
I'll be somewhat surprised if any of these "change the way we vote" lawsuits succeed. Unless a state's legislature changed a rule, then current law is going to be upheld.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 28, 2020 01:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 28, 2020 01:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 28, 2020 01:43 PM (JRaU+)
In PA the demorats got everything they wanted except the security envelope -
now they're telling their slackjaws to show up in person to vote.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:44 PM (DJFLF)
I think it will be a combo of general confusion and then a major brain freeze.
I do think he'll be strong - well, grading strong on a Joe Bidet curve - for about the first half hour, then the wheels start to come off.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2020 01:45 PM (DJFLF)
- Alyssa Milano
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