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Netflix's Follow-Up to Cuties is a Movie About a Gay Dude Who F#cks a Female Octopus
Perfect.
@77cyko don’t tell Kurt!!!
— Robert Gonzo (@RobertGonzo71) September 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 06:05 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:05 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: PacosMojo at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (1cUTg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (A1UwY)
Posted by: DrC at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (vbaSG)
Posted by: boynsea at September 29, 2020 06:06 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:07 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:07 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:07 PM (+GWRR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:07 PM (lLlsv)
Yes, nuanced. That's it.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (A1UwY)
I don't hear the octopus giving consent.
This is why bestiality is always considered "illegal." No consent = rape and/or abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (o2MD2)
octopus is haram ! plus your dick smells like the fishes
now that nice goat over there with the pretty eyes, that is going to pound town
Posted by: mohammed mohammed abdi at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (DTI8p)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (xjpke)
Netflix's Follow-Up to Cuties is a Movie About a Gay Dude Who F#cks a Female Octopus
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Damn straight. I'm a STAR, baby!!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: KCJeff at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (ND961)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (YAsoQ)
I don't hear the octopus giving consent.
This is why bestiality is always considered "illegal." No consent = rape and/or abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (HEEq1)
Oh come on, you saw how that octopus was dressed.
She seduced HIM.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (+GWRR)
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (qeVhZ)
Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (q177U)
Let me off the ride please.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Wait. Never mind. I don't want to know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (YqDXo)
Next up, in a major new role, Jerry Nadler as Fred Flintstone in "Dinosaur Lovins"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Max Power at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (q177U)
Of all species, apparently.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (+GWRR)
how about just ONE break, but for 30 minutes?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: I got 8 arms ! at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (R8MBC)
Posted by: KCJeff at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (ND961)
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2020 06:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)
2020... The Jumanji Year.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (Vxu+H)
Where exactly, I mean, what is the mechanics of this? Do I really want to know? Or is it like trying to imagine the mechanics of raykon taking a shit?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Methos at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (/Dgcm)
"Well, I watched "My Octopus Teacher" on netflix: a flawed but moving documentary about a straight man who has a lifechanging erotic relationship with a female octopus."
You let your anti-gay bias peek out -- in reality, many demented bestiality perverts chose "partners" of the opposite gender.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (BgMrQ)
I think Sophie may have created an entirely new romance genre.
Posted by: 40 miles north at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (o2MD2)
So did we just skip over pedophilia and go straight to bestiality? Or is this the side door back to pedophilia. Hard to keep it straight. Or is that homophobic to say?
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Love is love. Go long on tire iron futures.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (QE8X6)
I don't hear the octopus giving consent.
This is why bestiality is always considered "illegal." No consent = rape and/or abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (HEEq1)
For you to just blithely assume an octopus can't give consent is blatantly speciesist behavior. Animals are no strangers to mating; there is no reason they can't communicate consent with humans. This is exactly why we are setting up our new major, "Bestiality Studies," to educate you reactionaries.
Posted by: University of Chicago Faculty at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (A1UwY)
Posted by: Raimundo Cloggenstein at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (WKWVB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (HwiWi)
Its an arcturian octopus?
Posted by: buzzion at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (vMCab)
Y'all can have this world, I'm starting construction on my rocket to Mars. Don't anybody follow me.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (hku12)
Doesn't matter when it's.... wait a minute.
TENTACLES????
Oh hell no. Gimme the Arcturians any day of the week.
Posted by: Private Frost at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (w2LAm)
How do they know the octopus identifies as a female?
Posted by: Rioting Genius at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (+GWRR)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (0jBSC)
At least it wasn't a male octopus. That would be weird.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (axyOa)
**pours bleach into eyes**
DO NOT click on zombie's nic!!!! I should have known better after last time..... I will never learn...
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (UUBmN)
love is love
Posted by: KCJeff at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (ND961)
Posted by: 40 miles north at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Gilded at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Marooned at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (yYptV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (lLlsv)
On the other hand, I love knowing that my bloodline will still be going strong through my sons in years to come while the cats who ate pieces of her will have to be put down by the shelter.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (U9HLk)
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (HEEq1)
Oh come on, you saw how that octopus was dressed.
She seduced HIM.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (lLlsv)
Baaaa! Baaaa! "Didn't you hear it? That sheep was ASKIN' for it!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (+GWRR)
Wow, that wasn't in the headlines at all!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Hepcat at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:12 PM (0jBSC)
Maybe missed the part about repentance.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (xPl2J)
That I would believe.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:11 PM (yQpMk)
__________
What if he mistakens the back hole for the front hole?
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (qeVhZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
You know you want to.
It's strange, weird, unnatural and disgusting.
We are all intrigued.
And yes, what a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (qeVhZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (R8MBC)
Oh Nurse....the barrel, she calls, she calls
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (+GWRR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (dw/If)
Sophie definitely needs intensive therapy. Stat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The Barrel at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (QPbAP)
Posted by: browndog at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (lLlsv)
Naughty, naughty Nurse...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (Hgg9O)
Funny how he gets on board and it goes from bad to WTAF, skipping right over worse.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (3H9h1)
damn it, almost made it without laughing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (dw/If)
Until he got one of those keyboard devices that requires the "helper" to help them punch the keys. The guy went from being, essentially, of the mentality of a toddler, to being able to write a freakin book. In language that sounded an awful lot like what a white liberal do-gooder woman might say.
Long story short (you knew this was coming), she decided she was in love with him, and initiated sexual encounters with him. Necessitating her taking off his diaper, in order to accomplish certain tasks.
Well, she got found out. And is now serving, I think, a 40 year sentence.
F'n people and their inability to keep their cotton pickin' hands off things they have no business putting their hands on...
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (hku12)
FEED ME
Posted by: THE BARREL at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (R8MBC)
I read through that entire post, and weirdly that may be the Best Single Post of All Time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (D6383)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (pmcmT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (R8MBC)
Posted by: Dr. Ruth Benway at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (WKWVB)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (yQpMk)
ooo, as Tweety once said, I fwightened myself.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (4a9Vv)
Maybe there is a male octopus in the barrel for you...
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (yQpMk)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: Moses at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (QE8X6)
**
Looking at her picture I can believe that's her lot in life.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (U9HLk)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (0jBSC)
Fuck off
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (EbVcI)
Let me off the ride please.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (8B6Ng)
There really needs to be an instruction manual with graphics. I guess the mathematical formulation is octopus sex > gay, but that's quite possibly wrong.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 29, 2020 06:14 PM (vcOmj)
You're just guessing.
Love is love!
And for my part, I love calamari, although not in this way. I guess I'd better keep that to myself around this guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: filbert at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (VNmG1)
Let me off the ride please.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:09 PM (8B6Ng)
__________
They undoubtedly have a film on incest in the pipeline.
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (qeVhZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (oVJmc)
Power.
Lust.
GERITOL.
"My Piano Teacher" takes a probing look inside the dark corridors of the Élysée Palace, and the even darker secrets of a gaptoothed catamite and his distaff crypt-keeper bride.
Posted by: Netflix at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (R8MBC)
Lesson 1. Smartphones aren't.
Lesson 2. ?
Lesson 3. The barrel.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Sophie definitely needs intensive therapy. Stat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
Could be creative trolling.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Keith at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (jdGlx)
That I would believe.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (6XLoz)
***********
I heard that from a couple of people on the internet that have watched it and said that it wasn't sexual at all. I can't verify this as I haven't seen it.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (+YYKs)
Funny how he gets on board and it goes from bad to WTAF, skipping right over worse.
That's a compelling idea, except that it would involve Obama doing something. I mean, besides Reggie.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (qeVhZ)
I have the hots for my daughter.
She's in her second trimester.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Sophie Lewis
@reproutopia
"degenerate" | Full Surrogacy Now: Feminism Against Family | Theorizes octopuses, antiwork, family abolition, queer care.
She sounds nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Obama at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (VpIIl)
I'm ready to go to the links because I still haven't determined if this is real or not.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 29, 2020 06:18 PM (LWu6U)
You have to keep shifting the window. By comparison, sex with 12 year olds isnt so bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: filbert at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (Hgg9O)
Its like seeing a doody on the carpet...you know there is going to be a rolled up newspaper will be meeting a snout very soon....
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: KCJeff at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (ND961)
Thank you Millennials for your morally void fuckishness. May your generation get ass raped by octopussies till the four horsemen arrive.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Two Weeks at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (GXBRY)
At least that's what I gathered from quickly skimming the source article,
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (xPl2J)
I'm in a relationship with my grampy, my grampy's sow, and the sow's piglet.
Is that so wrong?
Love is love.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
Only if it's gay and underage.
And probably scat.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Well played!
Posted by: filbert at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)
So, to summarize ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (+GWRR)
While you are getting it, remember:
--My name is Joe Biden.
--I'm running for the President of the United States
--I was in the US Senate
--I was Vice President to Barack Obama
--I am running against Donald Trump
--I will not get angry, no matter what.
--I will listen to the people advising me through the earpiece before answering.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ShainS at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (qeVhZ)
Homosexual, incestuous pedophilia.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (Hgg9O)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
*snort*
Posted by: Ancient Aliens at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (yQpMk)
Only if it's gay and underage.
And probably scat.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Ending up with necrophilia. After that, what's left?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:20 PM (YqDXo)
Fuck off
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (EbVcI)
I'm afraid to snort at this because of the tentacled barrel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Dan in philly at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (nUIzv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (M/MYP)
Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
Yeah, Pawn Stars and American Pickers 24-7 is soooo much better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (o2MD2)
Weirdly, it makes perfect sense in both comment sections:
"Dear Penthouse:
I was swimming in a small Midwestern ocean, and you won't believe what happened to me . . ."
Posted by: filbert at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:16 PM (R8MBC)
No electricity in the Barrell - its located in CA.
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)
We need it back, people like this should keep their kinks to themselves, not FLAUNT them. Whether this guy does do it with the octopus or not, the fact that it seems possible doesn't speak well of things ...
So sick of this crap.
Posted by: acethepug at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (+HMLE)
Posted by: Picric at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (buTO7)
The EU Nordic Battle Group removed the pene from the lion on their coat of arms so as not to offend women. (It is called de-pizzled, since a coat of arms with a pene is "pizzled.")
Good grief.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (R8MBC)
Lesson 1. Smartphones aren't.
Lesson 2. ?
Lesson 3. The barrel.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 29, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
One straight woman's life-changing erotic experience with an inanimate object.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (HmZuC)
I did, before I saw this warning. DON'T.
Worse than an octopi gang rape
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (9TdxA)
Sophie Lewis
@reproutopia
"degenerate" | Full Surrogacy Now: Feminism Against Family | Theorizes octopuses, antiwork, family abolition, queer care.
**
You just know right away the inside of her head sounds like backwards calliope music.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (U9HLk)
Posted by: Hole in the Ground at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (iydjf)
This is the exact kind of title of those "dirty bookstore pocket books in a brown paper bag" porno novels from the '60s and '70s. It's like someone found an old porj book at a garage sale and decided, "Hey, let's make a movie out of this! Better yet, let's make it a documentary!"
Their next release: "My Naughty Nurse."
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (HEEq1)
2. Meets deviant human
3. They fall in love
4. Profit.
/this is pretty easy.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (HwiWi)
Necrophillia.
And dead baby animals.
Soon the required Sodomy Certificates for your sons. New definition of deeeeep state. Signed off by tranny storytime public library sodomy introduction crib camps. At the Garcetti Center.
Posted by: clothepin on nose before intercourse is safe sex at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (WKWVB)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: IC at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (a0IVu)
At least that's what I gathered from quickly skimming the source article,
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 29, 2020 06:19 PM (iydjf)
Why in the heck wouldn't they be getting it on? They're describing it as an "erotic" relationship.
All those slimy tentacles... how in the world is it going to BE erotic without somebody getting off?
If I'm having an "erotic" relationship with my french maid, yeah, we're going to find uses for that feather duster, other than dusting.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (M/MYP)
That would be great. Or the Lion's Mane jellyfish. Self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Piano guys phone at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (gAOSE)
Real porn fiction titles from the 80's:
"Cathy's Canine Lover"
"Cathy's Sore Bottom"
"Lusty Horny Family"
/my friend's girlfriend was named Cathy, which is why I remember those titles.
Posted by: shibumi, cat wrangler on the Prison Planet at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (3tgnk)
I feel like we need a Dipping Sauce joke in here.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:15 PM (+GWRR)
It comes with it's own sauce.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:23 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (dw/If)
@@@@@
Some one once predicted erotic canibalism. I can't remember who made the progressive prediction.
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (M/MYP)
Posted by: JAS at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: filbert at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: James at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (nOJDr)
Ace is quoting a mentally disturbed individual who is making claims about this documentary that nobody else who's seen it verifies. So yes, it's a joke.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Larro at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (RDzIC)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Piano guys phone at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (gAOSE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (gmo/4)
Soon the required Sodomy Certificates for your sons. New definition of deeeeep state. Signed off by tranny storytime public library sodomy introduction crib camps. At the Garcetti Center.
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Napolitano at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (4a9Vv)
Someone once explained to me that the best way to understand Japan is to imagine it as a modern civilized country where a Supervillain was spiking the water supply with LSD.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (EbVcI)
222 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (buTO7)
Comments connected by an unfortunate moment in time.
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: JAS at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (2BZBZ)
You morons are slipping.
...Or simply too stunned to react properly.
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (2i2oN)
Posted by: Trix or Treats at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (WKWVB)
We're totally down with that!
Posted by: The Podestas, at Comet Pizza at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCiJZ)
I did, before I saw this warning. DON'T.
Worse than an octopi gang rape
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (9TdxA)
That one made me laugh. Zombie has had worse ones.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (Ez6QX)
Can Whoreywood be used as the first bombing range for the Space Force? A couple 100-yard rocks should be a good start.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (OF5ah)
Posted by: Steve Miller at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (+3rQF)
Last dance with Mary Jane
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (dw/If)
Oh my my, oh Hell yes, you gotta put on that party dress?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: And don't mention the lady who tied the knot with a 737-800 at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: josephistan at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (Izzlo)
So that pervert in Berlin who would advertise for people to dine on was ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (dw/If)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (vmgy/)
Posted by: Paladin at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (3YWub)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6XLoz)
-
There is a real book about a human/bear relationship.
A moron is named after the protagonist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (uZeKX)
That sounds like a biopic about Jonah Goldberg with the names changed.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (6XLoz)
Annette Haven for the win
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (9TdxA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUgz0P0_Gk
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (XOi3t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (uZeKX)
Wasn't there an acclaimed movie recently about a woman falling in love with. and eventually humping, something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon in a lab?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:22 PM (HmZuC)
Abe Sapien's Anal Adventure
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (EGyGV)
.
Holy schnizzle my nizzle.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (6H95B)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Or a moose raping a squirrel.
...Or is that Cartoon Network?
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (2i2oN)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6XLoz)
-
There is a real book about a human/bear relationship.
A moron is named after the protagonist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (uZeKX)
Leonardo DiCaprio posts here?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (lLlsv)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: That guy that has an unnatural attract to Cephalopodi at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (GIeIM)
I don't hear the octopus giving consent.
This is why bestiality is always considered "illegal." No consent = rape and/or abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:08 PM (HEEq1)
What if... uh.. you're on the "receiving" end?
Posted by: Mr. Hands at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)
You morons are slipping.
...Or simply too stunned to react properly.
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (2i2oN)
Or the Kraken.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (6xA3t)
Last dance with Mary Jane
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (dw/If)
Oh my my, oh Hell yes, you gotta put on that party dress?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (lLlsv)
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone
I hit my last number, I walked to the road
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: toddg at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (PoO61)
"What does it matter, who loves who? We, the elite, are sophisticated way beyond that kind of pedestrian parochialism."
Posted by: Prime sistah at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (tQL7r)
Trump paid $24.3 million in Alternative Minimum Tax payments during a 7 year period between 2000 and 2017.
It's in the very end of the NYT hit piece.
So, not $750, not just a couple million.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (sWM8x)
That was aliens with tentacles raping and ripping the women apart...
Yeah I totally avoided that anime when someone said that ... *gack*
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (dw/If)
did you know there is a debate tonight?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (GIeIM)
Whaaat? Who's debating?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6XLoz)
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There is a real book about a human/bear relationship.
A moron is named after the protagonist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (uZeKX)
Leonardo DiCaprio posts here?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (lLlsv)
One begins to wonder whether the door-moose is just letting any riff-raff in here.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: PJ at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: demoncrat at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (EWm5M)
Posted by: Netflix at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (eXmcp)
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (2i2oN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (lLlsv)
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No, that was social commentary about the casting couch.
This other is just a bear/woman lurv story, yo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (Fc5rx)
Also a post
"An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (HmZuC)
Shep Smith in High Def is not a good thing. Also, WHO LET SHEP SMITH OUT OF HIS CAGE?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (VNmG1)
A moron is named after the protagonist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (uZeKX)
Leonardo DiCaprio posts here?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (lLlsv)
Something bad is Bruin.
Posted by: Steve Irwin at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (EbVcI)
When octopuses reproduce, the male uses a specialised arm called a hectocotylus to transfer spermatophores (packets of sperm) from the terminal organ of the reproductive tract (the cephalopod "penis") into the female's mantle cavity.[ The hectocotylus in benthic octopuses is usually the third right arm, which has a spoon-shaped depression and modified suckers near the tip. In most species, fertilisation occurs in the mantle cavity.
The reproduction of octopuses has been studied in only a few species. One such species is the giant Pacific octopus, in which courtship is accompanied, especially in the male, by changes in skin texture and colour. The male may cling to the top or side of the female or position himself beside her. There is some speculation that he may first use his hectocotylus to remove any spermatophore or sperm already present in the female. He picks up a spermatophore from his spermatophoric sac with the hectocotylus, inserts it into the female's mantle cavity, and deposits it in the correct location for the species, which in the giant Pacific octopus is the opening of the oviduct. Two spermatophores are transferred in this way; these are about one metre (yard) long, and the empty ends may protrude from the female's mantle. A complex hydraulic mechanism releases the sperm from the spermatophore, and it is stored internally by the female."
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Avi at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (dHrq/)
Sou vide fetus in situ!
Like monkey brains in indiana jones.
Posted by: L A Weekly food column at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (WKWVB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (/Dgcm)
That's a disturbing thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Fc5rx)
You morons are slipping.
...Or simply too stunned to react properly.
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (2i2oN)
Or the Kraken.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
---
Maybe this whole thing is clever publicity for the new Seattle hockey team?
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (2i2oN)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (BM2fS)
Well, 26 year old twitter warriors living in their parents Georgetown basement don't pay income taxes - so there!
Posted by: Boswell at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Now if Netflix comes up with a movie on a guy trying to milk a bull, THAT I will watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Squidward Tentacles at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (63Dwl)
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I can't fathom why Karmella and Joe decided it was good to run with a claim that the same article disproves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (fECT7)
IMHO stick with Amazon Video.
Posted by: qdpsteve
I just watched season 1 of Ratched on NetFlix and it was terrific.
Am in season 1 of The Punisher (the two season series with John Bernthal as the titular character), which is excellent.
Just gotta be picky about your selections and shy away from the dregs.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (puu6v)
********
Bunk!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (/Dgcm)
That's a disturbing thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Secretly their cats aren't actually vegan and little jimmy doesn't want to wear a dress.
Posted by: Someguy at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (Zm+LZ)
Go on..
Posted by: That guy that has an unnatural attract to Cephalopodi at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Cathy at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JAS at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (JCrfD)
so, BUTTSECKS
Posted by: something fishy at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (WKWVB)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:28 PM (/Dgcm)
That's a disturbing thought.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)
I've thought that about homosexuals. "You're proud of getting nailed in the keister? What exactly are ashamed of? Voting Republican?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Moose and Squirrel and Squirrel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (rBtIz)
Going Out In Public is part of the kink!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (0jBSC)
Octopuses are Democrats??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
Last dance with Mary Jane
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2020 06:21 PM (dw/If)
you got me to go back and watch Tom Petty's original video for that song. (with Kim Basinger) That is one freaky video.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (SWbVS)
If that's really what happens here they're going to have people set up for a bigger surprise than the crying game.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (yL25O)
During osmoregulation, fluid is added to the pericardia of the branchial hearts. The octopus has two nephridia (equivalent to vertebrate kidneys) which are associated with the branchial hearts; these and their associated ducts connect the pericardial cavities with the mantle cavity. Before reaching the branchial heart, each branch of the vena cava expands to form renal appendages which are in direct contact with the thin-walled nephridium. The urine is first formed in the pericardial cavity, and is modified by excretion, chiefly of ammonia, and selective absorption from the renal appendages, as it is passed along the associated duct and through the nephridiopore into the mantle cavity."
Translation: the fuck-hole is the same hole as the shit-hole and the pee-hole.
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (9TdxA)
**
"This Is Not Just About The Hunting Anymore, Is It?" : A Love Story
Posted by: Azathoth at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (U9HLk)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: jsg at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (mceqi)
Next up on Netflix: The Jacking Off Moose Chronicles
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)
I would just about pay money to watch some idiot give that a try. And in this day and age, you just know that there is some idiot out there willing to give it a go.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (VNmG1)
My first thought was--this is so wrong. I can feel the grasping claws of womanhood in this beast that is so eager to possess me. I am a gay man. Can I reponsibly find pleasure in the embrace of a female strepticon?
I call her such, for I felt an inexorable field of power in her, a force of embracement through which I was being sucked in to pure bliss--I who had both sucked and been sucked in many times before.
This was different. It was sensuous like the meringue waves of Malibu in the moonlight. It was exotic like the summer night with its fulminating stars. It called out to me in in me in the deepest parts of my quivering soul.
"What is it you want?" I said aloud as the voracious tentacles enveloped me.
There was no answer but this--a certain stiffening of resolve. The answer it seemed was in myself. However I felt about this uninvited encounter, there was something elemental, something in nature itself, telling I was free to embrace it....
(to be cont'd)
Posted by: A man called no one at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (mNhhD)
You morons are slipping.
...Or simply too stunned to react properly.
Posted by: RKae at September 29, 2020 06:25 PM (2i2oN)
Or the Kraken.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 29, 2020 06:27 PM (6xA3t)
Whole new meaning to the phrase "release the Kraken."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (O+AcM)
Predicted Responses from the Handmaidens in the Press:
• It's even better than canceling them as Nancy Pelosi suggested!
• What a way to convey to Trump that HE doesn't matter, and you don't care what he has to say!
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Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Amy Coby Bryant at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (HEEq1)
It's disturbing that you know so much about this. First the photo, now this. I dunno ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (yQpMk)
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Yeah, I've always wondered exactly why people were so proud of that rainbow flag.
Imagine men putting bumperstickers with "I like banging blondes with big tits" on their cars. Zero difference.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/yxrsbckv
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (/RvEI)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (HmZuC)
WHOA! OOHHHH, that's not right...no...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (0jBSC)
There IS a song called "Release the Kraken!":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm_bys1GFio
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (3tgnk)
Posted by: Garrett's Tackle Box at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (2sQtS)
Posted by: The Honorable Judge Nappy at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (VlcSC)
biden seems like a guy who leaves a $4 tip and walks out thinking he is a boss
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: zombie at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (HEEq1)
So octopuses ARE Democrats!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (YqDXo)
You just keep your hectocotylus to yourself, buddy!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Steve Irwin's Khaki-clad Ghost at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (sWM8x)
Predicted Responses from the Handmaidens in the Press:
• It's even better than canceling them as Nancy Pelosi suggested!
• What a way to convey to Trump that HE doesn't matter, and you don't care what he has to say!
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One of the movies named by David Mamet as "A perfect movie". (True)
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 29, 2020 06:36 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: x at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (0jBSC)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (M/9m0)
https://tinyurl.com/yxrsbckv
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)
Right, mate. "Research."
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)
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You are now on all the lists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (uZeKX)
I didn't know octopi were one balled creatures. Poor things.
Posted by: Bosk at September 29, 2020 06:32 PM (SWbVS)
....and he's off to the rodeo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (EGyGV)
Did I spell that correctly?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (gmo/4)
"Watch the hijinks when the president of the United States and a dementia patient match wits!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (9TdxA)
Waaaay too late for Joe.
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (o2MD2)
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Obviously part of the kink!
Posted by: Boots at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Fc5rx)
They are waiting for Gabby Giffords to 'facilitate' for Biden.
Not sure but I think she'll translate the questions to him. It's why he has an ear piece.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (nxdel)
Yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (o2MD2)
Blue-ringed octopus.
Tetrodotoxin.
Yuck
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: That guy that has an unnatural attraction to Cephalopodi at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (0jBSC)
You know, we could do a doc about the relative privation of the per-post troll in Trump's America. About the way that these poor, scabies-infested people have to type their fingers to the bone on the content farms.
We'll call it "Orange Man, Share Blue: #Resistance Fighters Behind the Red Wall."
Posted by: Netflix at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (eXmcp)
biden seems like a guy who leaves a $4 tip and walks out thinking he is a boss
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (GIeIM)
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I remember prior to the Obama election their charitable giving was disclosed and my family gave more to our church in one year than the Bidens and Obamas combined donated over a decade or so.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (9TdxA)
(Open up the bomb shelter, sweep it on out)
Sing to the ocean in the afternoon haze,
Up the iron pillars, rise in the waves.
Andromeda is weeping. Inside one teardrop swims
Brave Useless in training less a millimeter thin.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
GET THE SACRIFICE ON!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
GOOD GD Y'ALL!
Useless the Younger we pray for you.
You know we got your back in whatever you do.
Bathysphere bobbing in Eyeball Bay,
Black lash crashes, forty foot waves.
Cepheus is holding Cassiopeia's free hand
As the Kraken breaks the surface making bee-line to the land.
In Greek legend the son of Zeus and Danae
He and his mother was set adrift in a chest, but rescued by the intervention of Zeus.
He was brought up by KING POLYDECTES,
Who, wishing to secure Danae, got rid of him by encouraging him
In the almost hopeless task of obtaining the head OF THE MEDUSA!
With the help of the gods he was successful, and with the head,
Which turned all that looked on it into stone, he rescued Andromeda
And later metamorphosed Polydectes and his guests to stone.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (WkPC9)
https://tinyurl.com/yxrsbckv
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:34 PM (v2c9/)
Right, mate. "Research."
Posted by: Pete Townsend at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (Izzlo)
Checks nic hash just in case zombie is wearing a sock.
That dude sleeps with fishes.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (nzKWW)
*spits*
Back when that crucifix-in-a-jar-of-urine was still new and "transgressive", people who predicted that this was coming someday were mocked ... yet here we are !
*releases safety of 1911*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (3Mvdr)
Posted by: K.E. at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (Zmnko)
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I couldn't stand the Punisher series. The highlight for me was when the Mexican gangster got sniped right after getting home, and that was about ten minutes into the first episode. I watched four or five episodes, and then finally gave up in disgust.
Posted by: junior at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (6LGZt)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Dr. Zoidberg at September 29, 2020 06:37 PM (gmo/4)
Us too!
Kang and Kodos
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (gmo/4)
Now this.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:30 PM (uZeKX)
Making false statements when politically expedient is one of the Party's basic tenants.
For example - We are transferring your parents to an 'adult community' to better suit their needs.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: A man called no one at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (QE8X6)
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Damn, that's good!
*snort*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (M/9m0)
The exact type of squirrel (hereafter octopus) story the Obama administration perfected.
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 06:41 PM (IEsP8)
Cinderella?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Badoom! Ting!
LOL. Out loud even.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 06:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:41 PM (HmZuC)
Now this.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (9X60i)
Things like this are why it's become a good idea.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at September 29, 2020 06:41 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (EbVcI)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (/oe9Q)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (IEsP8)
biden seems like a guy who leaves a $4 tip and walks out thinking he is a boss
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Back in 2008, IIRC, it was disclosed that he only gave a couple hundred dollars a year.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (iydjf)
Can I responsibly find pleasure in the embrace of a female strepticon?
Is that one of those transformers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (63Dwl)
I double dare you.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Infidel at werk at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Status: Unemployed... THANKS CHINA at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (v2c9/)
Yeah, I've seen that one. Classic Zombie.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 29, 2020 06:33 PM (9TdxA)
but, but, but..... seven hundred and fifty dollars!
- MSNBC viewers
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: steevy at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (G51Gf)
https://tinyurl.com/y6myugvu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)
Tom Selleck's character in the movie Folks. "Hey, one nut!"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (hjWzb)
Chamber of Commerce and top political strategist part ways amid turmoil
https://t.co/Eev4qGKdL0?amp=1
Scott Reed, the longtime top political strategist for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, said Tuesday that he resigned from the organization after a political shift at the business lobbying powerhouse.
The move comes amid mounting fears among Republicans - including many within the organization - that the traditionally conservative Chamber is moving to the left after endorsing roughly two dozen freshman House Democrats for reelection this year.
"I can no longer be part of this institution as it moves left," Reed told POLITICO...
...The House Democratic endorsements touched off a wave of recriminations inside the Chamber this summer, with donors and local business leaders pushing back against some of the proposed endorsements. But they were unable to stop the process. And after the endorsements came out, President Donald Trump called Chamber CEO Tom Donohue to complain, while House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy said that he no longer wanted the Chamber's support...
...But with Senate Democrats challenging for the majority in 2020, the Chamber has adjusted its approach. In a staff meeting last week, Jack Howard, one of the organization's senior vice presidents and top lobbyists, outlined plans to reach out to Senate Democrats and "normalize our relationships" with the party...
...Reed said that his decision to quit was linked to the Chamber's unwillingness to spend significant money on Senate races in the closing days of the election. The Chamber has backed a number of endangered Senate Republicans, such as Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), but it has spent far less money in 2020 than it did in 2014, when it put tens of millions of dollars behind GOP Senate candidates.
"They would not let me spend Senate money down the home stretch," Reed said.
He added that the Chamber is "hedging its bets with Democrats now."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (FBrfY)
Now this.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at September 29, 2020 06:40 PM (9X60i)
He forgot where he put it. It's always the last place you look.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (YqDXo)
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He's a notorious skinflint. There's a report out now that says he donated 1.6% to charity last year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (QPbAP)
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C'mon man, I can't be seen given out a tip like that! Did you have a drug test? Are you on crack?
I couldn't leave a tip like that unless the meal was at least $150, man!
Posted by: K.E. at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM
The love that could not speak its name?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (0jBSC)
I double dare you.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:42 PM (v2c9/)
I just look stupid. *preens*
I check hashes before following nics.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (VcFUs)
nood
Posted by: IS
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Wolf!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (G51Gf)
d
Squirrel!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2020 06:44 PM (hjWzb)
A very funny and underappreciated movie.
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
On the other hand, thousands of Chinese in concentration camps have plenty of job security working for Disney.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Archer at September 29, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)
Peter Gallagher's character in "While You Were Sleeping."
Of course I've seen that movie. I'm married.
Actually not too bad for a chick flick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: jsg at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (mceqi)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (R8MBC)
Posted by: K.E. at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:43 PM (0jBSC)
Get a Rope!
-Morons, sitting around a campfire.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (Roy2Z)
No. Fooking troll thinks it's funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Throws the waitress a quarter "Hey Girlie this is for you." Something an elderly senile Uncle of mine actually did a few years ago.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (R8MBC)
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DId somebody troll out the barrel?
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (Cdf/x)
On the other hand, thousands of Chinese in concentration camps have plenty of job security working for Disney.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (HmZuC)
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Re-Education we go!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Whats the knockdown factor? 40%, or 60%.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (Zmnko)
Jeebus. Did he think it was 1931 or something?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Bringing up Pizzagate, yet again?
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM (R8MBC)
No, but the chair is against the door.
And John has a long mustache.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 06:45 PM (rBtIz)
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But would say "yes" if it could.
Posted by: Axeman at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (Cdf/x)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (8hEmj)
You misspelled "bending over".
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (0jBSC)
Watching MSNBC right now as one "analyst" after another offers advice on how Biden should debate tonight, and there's a loud note of desperation in all of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (/oe9Q)
Exactly when does it debut? I don't want to miss this.
- Judge Nappy
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
biden seems like a guy who leaves a $4 tip and walks out thinking he is a boss
Posted by: will choose a nic later at September 29, 2020 06:35 PM (GIeIM)
4 dollars is a lot of money, fat! In my day you could see a movie, buy a hamburger and fill the Packard with four dollars and still get a nickle in change for the evening paper. Now in those days, nickels had bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter" you'd say. Now here's the deal...
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 29, 2020 06:46 PM
Metaphorically, all trolls are in the Barrel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (uZeKX)
Right? You can only truly annoy the hell out of people once you've really gotten to know them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ajlfour at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (OOoxj)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (uZeKX)
"ICE preparing targeted arrests in sanctuary cities."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)
Watching MSNBC right now as one "analyst" after another offers advice on how Biden should debate tonight, and there's a loud note of desperation in all of them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:48 PM (G51Gf)
Completing a sentence is good advice for Joe. Gotta keep the goals attainable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
Of course they are. They desire a Serfdom.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (/oe9Q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (nxdel)
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ban-an-a
Posted by: Minion at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (Cdf/x)
That hand will get bitten. Badly.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2020 06:49 PM (OjZpE)
IS has been trying to troll for the last couple of hours and everyone has been ignoring him, he's getting desperate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Whats the knockdown factor? 40%, or 60%.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:47 PM (VcFUs)
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That's 1 million deaths worldwide, out of a population of more than 6 Billion.
In the USA, they are telling us there have been 200K deaths, out of a population of 330 million.
Every week in the USA, more than 52,000 people die of all causes.
Posted by: Boots at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (Lu2/c)
Posted by: jsg at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (mceqi)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (8hEmj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (uZeKX)
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No video of crowded hospitals or ER ...no one droping dead in the street. What, do these people wake up dead without being sick?
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (IEsP8)
With a cephalopod?
WTF?
I am already going to cancel DVD's in mail with Netflix after I finish the last two dvd's of Better Call Saul due to whole child sex push by them but this very bad.
At least they could have done it with a mammal FCOL.
This country is going Hell.
Posted by: Sapwolf at September 29, 2020 06:51 PM (u8u1w)
Of course they are. They desire a Serfdom.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (/oe9Q)
Serfs up! Hang ten, brah! No really, hang ten, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
No video of crowded hospitals or ER ...no one droping dead in the street. What, do these people wake up dead without being sick?
They do in China
Posted by: It's me donna at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (Zmnko)
Netflix's Follow-Up to Cuties is a Movie About a Gay Dude Who F#cks a Female Octopus
I'm married to a turnip.
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: the Butcher at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (QEsfM)
They may as well call it Trump 365 or Kavanaugh Mojave.
Posted by: socalcon at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (buTO7)
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( 1M / 8B ) x 100 =
0.0125
Also written:
Zero
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:53 PM (uZeKX)
"ICE preparing targeted arrests in sanctuary cities."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (G51Gf)
Well, yeah, MSNBC. Those ICE guys don't just arrest anyone, they usually have an idea who broke the laws.
Someone tell them at MSNBC.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2020 06:53 PM (sy5kK)
AtC's tweets made the X22 report.
Episode 2288b
937K subscribers
And 290+K views,,, so far.
Utube
Posted by: TeeJ at September 29, 2020 06:53 PM (vjaj9)
Posted by: HB at September 29, 2020 06:53 PM (nzKWW)
Prolly dealing in erotic cock, err, pot holders.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (8hEmj)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (Oka5v)
Of course they are. They desire a Serfdom.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (/oe9Q)
Serfs up! Hang ten, brah! No really, hang ten, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Americans don't serf.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: pep at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (v16oJ)
Of course they are. They desire a Serfdom.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 29, 2020 06:50 PM (/oe9Q)
Serfs up! Hang ten, brah! No really, hang ten, pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 29, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Conservatives are finding out what kind of payback we get for supporting the CofC types for the last 40 years - the answer is clear. So fuck them, stop protecting business, especailly anything with more than 50 employees. Freshen up the Sherman anti-trust act, and tear them down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2020 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 29, 2020 06:55 PM (Lu2/c)
-
( 1M / 8B ) x 100 =
0.0125
Also written:
Zero
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:53 PM (uZeKX)
Yeah, but didnt we wax prolific several weeks ago about the real number being something around half-ish of what faux news reports?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:55 PM (VcFUs)
Topic
Bill Richardson -- Corrupt Clinton Administration Fixer and Former
Governor of New Mexico -- Accused of Rampant Bribe-Taking, Including in
the Form of "Sexual Services and Favors"
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 29, 2020 06:55 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 29, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: IS at September 29, 2020 06:56 PM (0jBSC)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Menack at September 29, 2020 06:57 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:58 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ... at September 29, 2020 06:58 PM (IEsP8)
(500,000 x 8B) x 100
0.00625
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at September 29, 2020 06:57 PM (VcFUs)
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Yep.
Sort of hard to keep a pandemic scare going when very few people know anyone who has caught the cold, much less anyone who has died from the pneumonia it caused.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at September 29, 2020 06:59 PM (uZeKX)
Posted by: Lulu at September 29, 2020 06:59 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 29, 2020 07:01 PM (Yn6WC)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at September 29, 2020 07:26 PM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 29, 2020 07:01 PM (Yn6WC)
I have a forth coming book.
Posted by: Ben the Bear at September 29, 2020 07:41 PM (2N7oZ)
I bet that guy gave this movie an 11!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 29, 2020 07:42 PM (tkyK5)
I am no defender of Netflix by any means, but this is not what the twitter commenter said it is. It is about a truly fascinating documentary on probably one of the first ever recorded videos of an octopus displaying anything close to a behavior that is not fight or flight.
Ocotopi are probably one of the most intelligent creatures in the ocean. There intelligence has been demonstrated in aquariums. I have scuba dived in the Puget Sound and seen numerous Giant Pacific Octopus- and fed them urchins. They are amazing.
I think the guy was broken up a the end of the documentary because he had been filming the one octopus for a year- and it clearly recognized and interacted with him. When it was time for her to mate and subsequently die, he watched her in the death phases. He was pretty broken up not interfering with the predators tearing her apart over a day and i think he very much regretted not interacting with her one last time before she died.
It was very moving. Nothing sexual or weird about it. See if for yourself.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who drives only as fast as he can see at September 29, 2020 07:47 PM (1+Jvs)
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2020 06:13 PM (+GWRR)
And claws on their suckers.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 29, 2020 07:54 PM (QGf75)
Though reading her comments i was tempted to respond to her quip about:
"I thought, what must be going through the octopuses head" with "well by the sound of it i'd say about 5 inches of human penis"
Posted by: Rbastid at September 29, 2020 08:05 PM (axhr1)
be careful of the beak...
Posted by: krusty at September 29, 2020 08:08 PM (KKitP)
Posted by: Dave at September 29, 2020 08:20 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: Shooter McLovin at September 29, 2020 08:48 PM (TVTAT)
Then, there's the small and cute Australian "Blue-ringed" octopus. The venom they can inject via their beaks will kill you in VERY short order.
Charles Darwin will be shaking his head somewhere...
Posted by: Bruce at September 29, 2020 08:53 PM (2eOnn)
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