BREAKING
SHOCK NEWS
WORLD STUNNED
BRACE YOURSELVES
Andrew Gillum Admits He's "Bisexual"

I think he's telling half the truth.

Hey Barack -- when are you going to show some courage?

Andrew Gillum, the former mayor of Tallahassee, Fla., came out as bisexual in an interview with Tamron Hall on Monday.

Driving the news: "I donít identify as gay. I identify as bisexual. Iíve never shared that publicly before," Gillum, who was once considered a rising star in the Democratic party after his Florida gubernatorial run in 2018, told Hall.

Background: In March, Gillum was found deeply inebriated in a Florida motel room with two men, one of whom was identified as a male escort suffering a drug overdose. Gillum later issued a statement saying he planned to withdraw from public life and deal with alcoholism.

Is everyone ready for the Andrew Gillum Gay Hero World Media Tour?

The guy will be feted for having done drugs with a gay hustler. How stunning and brave!


@Phil_Lewis_

1h
Andrew Gillum on @TamronHallShow, just now: "You didn't ask the question but I don't identify as gay. I identify as bisexual. I've never shared that publicly before."

@Phil_Lewis_

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R. Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

"I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum. All I care about is what's between us and what agreement we make."

@Phil_Lewis_

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R.Jai Gillum said she never wanted to "defend" Andrew's sexuality or her decision to marry him, with the full knowledge that he was bisexual.

She said her decision may have been different if it were going to be public knowledge

@Phil_Lewis_

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Andrew Gillum was also asked if he could make a return to politics one day: "Donald Trump is president."

Love is Love you guys!!!

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1 I am stunned!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:00 PM (/IXBP)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (/IXBP)

3 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 14, 2020 12:01 PM (Vxu+H)

4 Stunning. Brave.

Posted by: Menack at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (buTO7)

5 Sewer dweller.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (L9ngv)

6 Took me a minute to even remember who this is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (ZGrMX)

7 Is Gillum still a thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (UWqZJ)

8 *Faints* from the complete lack of surprise.

Posted by: Biblio at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (KILk7)

9 what's between us and what agreement we make."

@Phil_Lewis_

Hmmmm

Posted by: Ha at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (NSFCQ)

10 Oh dear, he's getting back into politics, isn't he?

Is he now going to "live his life as a bi-sexual American?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

11 Florida dodged such a bullet when he lost.

Thank god.

Posted by: scott_t at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (lHtJ+)

12 7
Is Gillum still a thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:02 PM (UWqZJ)

His other name is Smokepole.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (L9ngv)

13 Love is Love you guys!!!


And I Love being in Love with Love!

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (vd8XM)

14 I'm calling bullshit on the Bi thing, I'm thinking he's a stone fag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (9Om/r)

15 Black Orchid has pics she can text y'all

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (lSGj4)

16 And he is so stunning and brave to admit it!

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 12:03 PM (ZfRYq)

17 Andrew Gillum was also asked if he could make a return to politics one day


When his asshoe heals.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (yQpMk)

18 When does the Gaylord out of the closet drumbeat start?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (y7DUB)

19 I thought Gillum was the name of the Ron Howard character in 'Shootist'

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (vd8XM)

20 I never would have guessed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (I2/tG)

21 Sorry I didn't make top 10. I just picked myself off the floor.

Woah.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (9SAc6)

22 I didn't shit the bed, that gay-ass punk shit the bed. And Trump is president.

Posted by: Andi Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (sWM8x)

23 I thought this was answered (though unasked by anyone) through implication when he was caught in a hotel room with a gay gigolo and a bunch of drugs. But sure, Andrew, go ahead and "come out" and get a few column inches in the woke press. Enjoy the beating of the dead horse that will elicit a twitch from the corpse of your long-dead relevance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:04 PM (hYcqw)

24

Is it just me or does Andrew Gillum resemble Knucklehead Smiff?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (s2VJv)

25 Sounds like surgeon general material.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (kA3Cp)

26 I do feel very sad for his children. This national public dumpster fire will fuck them up. ngl

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (lSGj4)

27 I like oysters and snails. But I REALLY LOVE BUTT STUFF WITH OTHER MEN!!!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (gmo/4)

28 Breaking News: Someone knows and/or cares who Andrew Gillum is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (hku12)

29 Well, shoot! I just gave Sarah Hoyt her shocked face back. Guess I'll have to borrow it again.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (dfRN6)

30 Don't nut on my meth, bro!

Posted by: HoneyHammock at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (NSFCQ)

31 "Half the Truth", LOL!

what is truly frightening is just how close this idiot came to getting elected Governor.

that's why I remain worried about Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

32 Was wondering why the name sounded familiar until I read about the male escort. "Oh, that guy."

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

33 >>Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

"I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum. All I care about is what's between us and what agreement we make."
- - - -

That's, uh, great for you two?
Why do we need to be part of that?
Go away and keep that to yourselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

34 Has he posted a dick pic yet?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

35 Nobody wants to see my, you know, you know, that thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (2BZBZ)

36 Andrew (DICE)Clay you don't wake up in the morning & flip a coin on whether it will be hair pie or Balls across the chin

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (1Dmt5)

37 27 I like oysters and snails. But I REALLY LOVE BUTT STUFF WITH OTHER MEN!!!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (gmo/4)


"I don't like spiders and snakes,
but amyl nitrate's what it takes to love me..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

38 An observation...

It is possible to push an old lady who has nothing to lose too far.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (XxJt1)

39 He thinks being bi is less stigmatizing. And he's going to be a hero to all the usual media whores for being so, so brave in admitting to the world that he's gay bisexual. Too bad that he's never going to live down those pictures. Then again, Democrats are comprised of such deviants, he's likely to become governor of a deep blue state one day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (O+I8R)

40 The tell was the waxed scrotum.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

41 Barack, call me.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (gmo/4)

42 Fred McMurray is shocked.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (RuIsu)

43 Of course he is bisexual.

He had to buy the male prostitute that was found in the hotel room.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 12:06 PM (kA3Cp)

44 I do feel very sad for his children. This national public dumpster fire will fuck them up. ngl
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (lSGj4)


People make this mistake all the time. They assume children of famous people are like other childnen. Like one's own children.

They are not.

They are already infected, pretty much from birth.

I suppose one can feel sorry for them, as sentient beings who must live this sham of a life, but usually that terrible existence of theirs is accompanied by unearned wealth and opportunity.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (hku12)

45 Former mayor of Talahassee, like that is something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (dNzKv)

46 I think he's going to find that blacks are forgiving of drug use, but not so much of takin' it up the butt.

If he's going to get back into politics, he'll have to run in a majority white, massively Democrat area.

Posted by: Men Without Hats at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (naEeR)

47 Once upon a time, a day labor guy showed up in our workplace who was a tranny/female impersonator. At one point, I, a white female, had a conversation with a thirty something latino, a fifty plus black man and a fifty plus white men. We all agreed that we wanted everyone back in the closet immediately.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

48 Uh, unless the definition changed, bisexual doesn't mean you have a meth fueled party with two other men that results in bloody sheets and you basically have to be revived in the room by the cops.


Maybe Websters has a new edition I'm not aware of...


Posted by: H Badger at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (n/0Nw)

49 And I love a good pile of soft carbohydrates to sink my flaccid junk into. Fight me!

Posted by: David French at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (VpIIl)

50 Imagine being the Gillum fanboi who can't wait for him to return to politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (UWqZJ)

51 If only Barack Obama had such courage...

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

52 Guy in Portland gets arrested for starting a brush fire, is let go almost immediately. To no one's surprise, he is arrested again after starting several more brush fires.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jx8k2z

States sending firefighters to Oregon need to pull them back until this bullshit stops.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (YYlyE)

53 So am I putting on a hat?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (naEeR)

54 If he "Planned to withdraw from public life", why is he still talking to reporters and flapping his gums?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)

55 Great. Here we go with the "love is whatever you sink your junk into, even a Twinkie.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (VpIIl)

56 Um, no. He's ragingly, flamingly, lights up FLIR ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

57 What sane hetero woman wants to be with a man after he's been with another man?

I'm cringing so badly just thinking about it.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

58 Cory, baby -call me.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

59 R.Jai Gillum said she never wanted to "defend" Andrew's sexuality or her decision to marry him, with the full knowledge that he was bisexual.

She said her decision may have been different if it were going to be public knowledge
+++++++++++
It didn't need to be public knowledge. Your husband (and you, I guess) chose to make it so. You chose to be public figures. He chose to have a drug-fueled gay sex party with a gigolo, where he was caught. He didn't have to wait a few months and then thrust himself *back* into the public image with this interview because he misses being a politician.

These are very clearly your desires and the desires of your husband. I don't buy "never wanted to" for even a moment. This is the life you two have chosen. You didn't need to do this. You clearly wanted to do so. Why else do the interview? Why not just fade away and embrace your irrelevance?

Asked and answered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)

60 Bonhomme, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies testicles. See them writhing on the ground before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women screaming, "MEDIC!!".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6nwye8k

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (YYlyE)

61 34 Has he posted a dick pic yet?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, it's too small for The Black Orchid's camera roll judging from the size of the blurred out circle from that night and past nights.

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (lSGj4)

62 So, who is his wife having sex with? It ain't him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (ZHDqf)

63 You can call me R or you can call me Jai.

Posted by: R. Jai Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (63Dwl)

64 Getting the down low on NOV voting here in NJ and trying to vote in person is gonna be a no go...your vote will be counted last probably. And not mailing mine. So the best alternative is to delivery it in hand to the County Registrar or use one of the designated drop boxs ( which I am also not crazy about ) FUCKIN LUNACY

Oh and i am NOT Bisexual.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (tsZQ+)

65 Former mayor of Talahassee, like that is something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Some shithole third rate town!

...Petey Pie Bootygig....

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (vd8XM)

66 "Planned to withdraw from public life"

Just like he planned to withdraw from the male escorts squeak hole?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (VpIIl)

67 Half the truth indeed. I expect the bottom half.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (LBiyC)

68 Does Tallahassee even crack the top 1000 largest cities in the US?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (dNzKv)

69 Trump retweeted el gato malo. Very surprising, suggests he now is aware of the reality-based universe of people analyzing the epidemic.

And I actually remembered who Gillum is, but barely.

And yeah - this pathetic loser came *that* close to being governor, and would have been there instead of the best governor the country probably has.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (OTzUX)

70 Gillum....

Isn't that the little naked dude from The Hobbit?

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (w+cdf)

71
...and what agreement we make...

translation:

Pay up, sucker

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (N2K+q)

72 >>Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

"I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum. All I care about is what's between us and what agreement we make."
- - - -

That's, uh, great for you two?
Why do we need to be part of that?
Go away and keep that to yourselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

Yeah, I'm sure she's thrilled he's boning other guys.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (9SAc6)

73 Beato, bro - call me.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (gmo/4)

74 >>Once upon a time, a day labor guy showed up in our workplace who was a tranny/female impersonator. At one point, I, a white female, had a conversation with a thirty something latino, a fifty plus black man and a fifty plus white men. We all agreed that we wanted everyone back in the closet immediately.



Sigh. yeah, was out this weekend at a touristy spot a few towns over and there were a couple of guys who looked like they took a wrong turn on the way to Provincetown happy hour. All I could think was: I am so tired of the freak show. I don't care what you do, I really don't, but must it always be performance art in search of an audience?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

75 68 Does Tallahassee even crack the top 1000 largest cities in the US?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (dNzKv)


"Crack?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (s2VJv)

76 Andrew Gillum was also asked if he could make a return to politics one day: "Donald Trump is president."
________________

Donald Trump is a raging heterosexual with a demonstrated record of competence and accomplishments in his elected office.

How does that make it inevitable that a drug-abusing homosexual hypocrite, who has never accomplished anything beyond convincing some pathetically deluded woman to marry him and be his beard, should be in politics? Oh wait, I get it. He didn't mean Trump was president. He meant Obama was president. Now it makes totes sense!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (k4dH2)

77 Living life on the "Down Low Middle.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (2fGCR)

78 Daring! In this age of " Cuties".

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (PA57R)

79 I'm so glad he came out, the suspense was killing me.

Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (ofIwF)

80 "You didn't ask the question but I ....

and, therein lies the problem. A society filled with people that think they should vomit up every single aspect of their daily lives even when no one asks.

Posted by: old chick at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (sOete)

81 I suppose one can feel sorry for them, as sentient beings who must live this sham of a life, but usually that terrible existence of theirs is accompanied by unearned wealth and opportunity.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (hku12)

Ron Reagan Jr. and Megan McCain taught me not to give a shit about famous people's children.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)

82 Used to feel sorry for R. Jai. I realize she's a short, fat woman and he was her dreamboat husband, but that's mirage is
done. Get yourself some self-respect, woman, and kick his gay ass out the door.

Posted by: EveR at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (8SjMY)

83 I was the Mayor of San Antonio!

What does the mayor of san antonio do?

Well, he officiates Fiesta! And sometimes has to break a tie at city council!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (dNzKv)

84 He loves him some hairy man ass

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (KHAPN)

85 Beware the otters of March.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (LxTcq)

86 I wonder how long it will take before a man stating that he's gay will no longer be "brave"?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (/IXBP)

87 47 Once upon a time, a day labor guy showed up in our workplace who was a tranny/female impersonator. At one point, I, a white female, had a conversation with a thirty something latino, a fifty plus black man and a fifty plus white men. We all agreed that we wanted everyone back in the closet immediately.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

I can't be around them. It bothers me from a spiritual level all the way to a physical level. I have stopped going to every business they work or frequent.
They are herding straight cis people into the closets!

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (lSGj4)

88 All bisexual men are guy... or they were. Above a certain age, if one claims to be bisexual, it just means you need to maintain some connection to the normal world.

Increasingly they don't, I guess.

It used to be almost every gay man I would encounter had children. Especially gay black men. The younger ones though, having delved into their personal lives on a fairly comprehensive level, I have asked questions about sexual partners, and it's always surprising to me when some dude says he's never had a female partner in his life.

Fairly often I'd see the opposite, a guy who reports female partners (of course he does, he has kids), but then denies any male partners. Sure, guy. I believe you. Or at least that's what I'm going to put on this here form.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)

89 74 >>Once upon a time, a day labor guy showed up in our workplace who was a tranny/female impersonator. At one point, I, a white female, had a conversation with a thirty something latino, a fifty plus black man and a fifty plus white men. We all agreed that we wanted everyone back in the closet immediately.



Sigh. yeah, was out this weekend at a touristy spot a few towns over and there were a couple of guys who looked like they took a wrong turn on the way to Provincetown happy hour. All I could think was: I am so tired of the freak show. I don't care what you do, I really don't, but must it always be performance art in search of an audience?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

You will be made to care citizen!

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

90 So, who is his wife having sex with? It ain't him.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (ZHDqf)


You have to, how do you say, ask?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

91 Unreal. His wife still defends her bet on his income potential.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (gtNWf)

92 And now, I seem relatively sane!

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (3tPHY)

93 The description of the feces smeared bed after Gillum's little party made me nearly throw up when I read it.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

94 Ok fine you're bisexual. But you're married. And could you not go to hotel rooms for drug fueled group gay sex?

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 12:12 PM (2fGCR)

95 "Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

Yes, of course. Sodomy is so hard to understand. Especially when your husband leaves you for some dudes squeaker.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (VpIIl)

96 I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise!

Posted by: Iago at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (ejd/p)

97 When you suck that many dicks I think you qualify as super-bisexual.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (tUvF0)

98 He is indeed bisexual:

Half promiscuous queen, half incel straight.

The end result is that he constantly has gay sex, but never any straight sex, because his straight half just can't get laid.

Science!

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (HEEq1)

99 Legit surprised. I thought getting arrested with a gay dude and meth, ass bleeding, was something hetero dudes occasionally did. "I'm not gay, but this guy ruining my very hetero ass is." Amirite, fellas?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)

100 I am NOT Ghey... That fella plunging his turgid penis into my prolapsed rectum just might be...

Posted by: Randy Andy Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (flINI)

101 49m
Andrew Gillum was also asked if he could make a return to politics one day: "Donald Trump is president."

So if that fookin clown can do it, so can I?
I think that's the gist of it.
Good luck with that and in your current gig as ball washer on the 16th hole at Doral.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (z79tQ)

102 He is indeed bisexual:

Half promiscuous queen, half incel straight.

The end result is that he constantly has gay sex, but never any straight sex, because his straight half just can't get laid.

Science!
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (HEEq1)
++++++++++++
Zombie, if you wanted to gin up some fake credentials, you'll be published in an academic journal by the end of Q1 next year. This is social science academic gold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)

103 I wish I had that kind of courage.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 14, 2020 12:14 PM (I0SCg)

104 The description of the feces smeared bed after Gillum's little party made me nearly throw up when I read it.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

*Knock Knock*
Housekeeping...oh shit!

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (vd8XM)

105
So, who is his wife having sex with? It ain't him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 12:09 PM (ZHDqf)

She and Spartacus' beard are out trolling the bars for straight men on ladies nights.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

106 Andrew's ghey?

Congratulations to him!

Dick Dawg, write him a check!

Posted by: Thad Castle at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (2qSHg)

107 Funny, I thought being married meant you didn't go out and have sex with other people.
Does being bi mean he can only have sex with men since he is married to a woman?
Dems and their weird rules. /

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (KHAPN)

108 So- now when I state, 'I love ice cream", do I have to put some qualifiers on the limit to which I love it?

By the way, does ice cream have a gender? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (VpIIl)

109 Huh.

Never heard of a gay black man in the South pretending to be straight.

Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (gAMkn)

110 @95 Marcus

Robert McCain (theothermccain.com) has some solid theories on bisexuality and the unreliable nature of these individuals.

Gillum lost the highest office of the state of Florida in a runoff. Dude was that close if he just hadn't gotten caught lying on the floor stoned out of his mind with a couple dudes.

What is wrong with voters? Do they think this is some sort of game? A fashion statement? I don't get it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (Ectld)

111 Funny, I thought being married meant you didn't go out and have sex with other people.
Does being bi mean he can only have sex with men since he is married to a woman?
Dems and their weird rules. /
Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM (KHAPN)
++++++++++
Don't be so suburban, man. That's bourgeoisie thinking. Get the times. Shit's all modern and progressive now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (hYcqw)

112 Meh. Just add him to the list of awful democrat politicians. Its already longer than an encyclopedia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (1ISKN)

113 Sex is my super power. Why deny me to anyone?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum, a Florida man at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (gtNWf)

114 Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to someday learn Fredo Cuomo is bi.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

115 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Posted by: Ghey Gomer Pyle/Jim Naybors at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (+nWCH)

116 What is wrong with voters? Do they think this is some sort of game? A fashion statement? I don't get it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (Ectld)

Yeah. It's just sportsball but with less teams to most people.

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

117 Gillum is the perfect illustration of why the Left thinks they can take any pervert and with their media control, make him look like a Dream Candidate - they got Gillum within half a point of winning the Governor's seat, after all.

Just imagine who Gillum would have appointing if he had won.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

118 Love is Love ... but some love is more equal than others.


The path of "love" that led to Gallum's fouled motel room with the OD victim is the path to the "other less equal love." But as he went down that alcoholic perverse path, he magically was also a rising Democrat Star.


Odd how that happens. Epstein has a long list of those types, it would seem.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

119 Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to someday learn Fredo Cuomo is bi.

He does pal around with Don Lemon a lot on-air.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

120 Gay? I wish!

Posted by: Troy McClure at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (I0SCg)

121 Imagine this player managing the virus in the sunshine state.

Posted by: Fortcoins at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (VNBhL)

122 This just in: Netflix signs Andrew Gillum to host the Obama-helmed "Sex In America" series being planned for Scouting Week.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (gtNWf)

123 *Types long screed.*

*Reads*

*Deletes*

This is a mine field that I am going to avoid. These people must be ignored at all costs. If we ignore them hard enough, perhaps they will go away.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (/uaBM)

124 "Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality.

--

Honey, it's not Quantum Physics. There's nothing to understand, because it's really that simplistic. Dude says he has and wants sex from men and women. Don't feed me that "spectrum" garbage and try to assign something mystical to the debauchery. Ain't gonna work.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)

125 If a woman is married to a bisexual couldn't she satisfy him simply by rolling over?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (lgiXo)

126 And yeah - this pathetic loser came *that* close to being governor, and
would have been there instead of the best governor the country probably
has.

sobering thought

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (DJFLF)

127 Heads.....hairpie,
Tails.....balls across the nose!


OHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (GqqbG)

128 Question is, as its an open marriage, who is doinking her?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

129 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

130 ....in other words....he'll be doing this a lot.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (CqHIp)

131 To Gillum a hole is a hole.
It's all pink inside.
Ok, maybe a little green or brown too, but you get the point.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (KHAPN)

132 Have we lost all regard for standards?

Posted by: Overseer Coonman Northam (D-Appomatox Court House) at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (3tPHY)

133 *Knock Knock*
Housekeeping...oh shit!
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2020 12:15 PM


I'll take things regularly heard at P-town hotels for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (ejd/p)

134 Barack won't come out of the closet. Unless evidence he can't deny comes out.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (HwiWi)

135 Guess who the Atlantic's new big news story interview is with? LOL That fat body Vinderman...This Putz was the basis for that ukraine bullshit and the new Bullshit sotry. This guy should be brought up on charges

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (tsZQ+)

136 If I could possibly care less, I would.

This stuff is only important to demonrats and their ilk.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (Oi/63)

137 How I long for the days of the Sin That Dare Not Speak Its Name, now it's the Sin That Won't Shut The Hell Up.

Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (w7KSn)

138 I suppose one can feel sorry for them, as sentient beings who must live this sham of a life, but usually that terrible existence of theirs is accompanied by unearned wealth and opportunity.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (hku12)

Ron Reagan Jr. and Megan McCain taught me not to give a shit about famous people's children.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)


I find it disturbing, this trend toward hereditary celebrity. It's become such a thing, that everybody's kids show up in show business, and I strongly suspect in a few generations (if that long) there will be actual titles granted to these people.

It won't be like old royalty, which had a "divine" aspect to it, but it'll be more or less formalized in some other way.

Thankfully I won't be around to see it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

139 And all I did was smoke the crack...

Posted by: Marion Barry at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

140 Andrew Gillum Admits He's "Bisexual"

Don't mansplain me, Andrew!

Posted by: Katie Hill, room for everyone! at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (gtNWf)

141 Guess who the Atlantic's new big news story interview is with? LOL That fat body Vinderman...This Putz was the basis for that ukraine bullshit and the new Bullshit sotry. This guy should be brought up on charges
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (tsZQ+)

Oh from Breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (tsZQ+)

142 You want to be gay? Have at it, it's your personal liberty and your choice. Provided you are not doing anything illegal or hurting someone else, it is your individual freedom.

But please don't try to frame your choice as "love" or some type of deep philosophical and cultural issue.

You enjoy popping dudes in the squeak hole. Congratulations.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)

143 Gay? I wish!

Posted by: Troy McClure at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (I0SCg)



The Love that dare not squeak it's name.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (yQpMk)

144 So he doubles his chances of dipping his wick?

Posted by: One woman Wick Dipper at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (+nWCH)

145 138 I find it disturbing, this trend toward hereditary celebrity. It's become such a thing, that everybody's kids show up in show business, and I strongly suspect in a few generations (if that long) there will be actual titles granted to these people.

It won't be like old royalty, which had a "divine" aspect to it, but it'll be more or less formalized in some other way.

Thankfully I won't be around to see it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

========

*feigns shock*
-Drew Barrymore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

146
He was *planning to withdraw* but then the drugs kicked in.

Next thing he knew, the door was being kicked in.

Posted by: stumck at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

147 1. No one cares.
2. It's disgusting.
3. Why do you feel the need to tell ANYONE about your sex life?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

148 https://bit.ly/35yY9M7
*******
Judge rules Gov. Tom Wolf shutdown orders unconstitutional

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (1Dmt5)

149 wonder if vinderman is bi? Has sex with his twin brother maybe? At least that is what I heard from good souces

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (tsZQ+)

150 If a woman is married to a bisexual couldn't she satisfy him simply by rolling over?

Not if he wants to be the bottom.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (naEeR)

151 Andrew Gillum on @TamronHallShow, just now: "You didn't ask the question but I don't identify as gay.
I identify as bisexual.



He has sex with guys all the time but that's not gay it's bi because he has a wife/ beard. In many ways the story of Obama.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (kw5n8)

152 >>>Guess who the Atlantic's new big news story interview is with? LOL That fat body Vinderman

I have an announcement

Posted by: Alexandria Vindman at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (gtNWf)

153 Did he admit to being a crackhead as well?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (UixLE)

154
Not if he wants to be the bottom.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (naEeR)

True

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (lgiXo)

155 Wait until Tank Abrams decides to announce she's bi.

*reaches frantically for brain bleach*

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

156 Barky pings the gaydar. More than 1 ping, Vasily...

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (HwiWi)

157 Heh. Ryan Long is the candidate of 20 year old girl opinions.

https://tinyurl.com/y2qlovlb

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (4thlk)

158 I guess Gillum is hoping/counting on the FNM to make people forget that the world learned he was bi/homo due to the drug arrest in the hotel room with the blood and drugs.

Ya, your admission isn't very heroic for people who remember the police report.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (NOk+L)

159 Do bi people get to vote twice? It would only be fair.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (/uaBM)

160 The creepy little guy from the Lord of the Rings is gay?

Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (8iOe9)

161 @114 Jane D'oh-I don't know about Fredo, but his brother......definitely ghey.

Posted by: JROD at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (0jZnq)

162 158 I guess Gillum is hoping/counting on the FNM to make people forget that the world learned he was bi/homo due to the drug arrest in the hotel room with the blood and drugs.

Ya, your admission isn't very heroic for people who remember the police report.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (NOk+L)

=========

I guess he's running for the senate seat in Florida in 22 against Rubio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (UWqZJ)

163 I find it disturbing, this trend toward hereditary celebrity.

--

Possibly the worst offender: Jaden Smith

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (O+I8R)

164 Gillums wife. ...
Honey he's just a closet case

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (gILqs)

165 Imagine this player managing the virus in the sunshine state.
Posted by: Fortcoins at September 14, 2020 12:17 PM (VNBhL)
+++++++++++
He probably would have signed that nursing home EO that the med industry brought to him. Unlike the man actually in charge, who refused it as insane and reckless. It would have been signed. And Cuomo would have the second-most deaths in the country, instead of the most. Florida would still be locked down. Masks would be mandatory. Antifa would be running roughshod through Miami and Orlando.

You don't need to go out on a limb to figure out how his administration would have gone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (hYcqw)

166 If a woman is married to a bisexual couldn't she satisfy him simply by rolling over?

=====

Not if he wants to be the bottom.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Peg at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (DMUuz)

167 Has Kamala Harris come out as a slut? If she did, would she be considered heroic?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (lgiXo)

168 98
He is indeed bisexual:


Half promiscuous queen, half incel straight.


The end result is that he constantly has gay sex, but never any straight sex, because his straight half just can't get laid.



Science!

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2020 12:13 PM (HEEq1)


I think it was Woody Allen who once said, "Being bisexual doubles your chances of getting a date on Saturday night".

Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (ofIwF)

169 160 The creepy little guy from the Lord of the Rings is gay?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (8iOe9)

==========

Smeagol actually killed Deagol because Deagol wouldn't take a hint.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (UWqZJ)

170 Yeah, but Tank is so fucking stupid that she likely thinks that because she likes having her roto rootered as much as Gillum that makes he bi also.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 12:23 PM (H5knJ)

171 Andrew Gillum on @TamronHallShow, just now: "You didn't ask the question but I don't identify as gay.
I identify as bisexual.

He has sex with guys all the time but that's not gay it's bi because he has a wife/ beard. In many ways the story of Obama.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:21 PM (kw5n


From now on in meetings, I'm going to use Gillum's line: "As the former Democratic candidate for Florida governor said, You didn't ask the question, but I don't identify as gay." Just to shake things up.

Posted by: Wally at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (I0SCg)

172 *feigns shock*

-Drew Barrymore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

I recently saw pics of her grandma Dolores Costello. Now I know where Drew got her looks.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (DJFLF)

173 >>I find it disturbing, this trend toward hereditary celebrity.

- - - -

>>*feigns shock*
-Drew Barrymore

- - - -

"I wish!"
-- Chet Haze - don't you know who I am???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

174 Fredo actually calls his brother "the love gov." How absurd is that?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

175 He told Deagol hand off his precious.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (H5knJ)

176 The creepy little guy from the Lord of the Rings is gay?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM


"We wants it, Deagol, my love...".

What do you think?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ejd/p)

177 Andrew Gillum denies gender spectrum, states there are only two genders.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (SchxB)

178 I don't like spiders and snakes, but that ain't what it takes to love me . . .

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (+nWCH)

179 Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to someday learn Fredo Cuomo is bi.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:16 PM (ptqGC)


Narcissism and gay go together like peanut butter and jelly. So does obsessing over weightlifting.

He's got a number of the signs.

Also, I don't know how this plays with others, but there's something really really phony about him. I'm not saying he's a liar who lies on teevee, I mean his tone of voice, the words he chooses, the facial expressions... it looks like he's putting on an act, ALL THE TIME. The mask NEVER comes off with this guy.

He's got some dark shit going on. Of that I'm sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (hku12)

180 148 https://bit.ly/35yY9M7
*******
Judge rules Gov. Tom Wolf shutdown orders unconstitutional
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (1Dmt5)

Nice, a Judge who gets it.

There is no Pandemic exception in the Constitution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (NgKpN)

181 174 Fredo actually calls his brother "the love gov." How absurd is that?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

That's weird.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (lgiXo)

182 What's wrong with Obama that he keeps hiding it?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (ySQBZ)

183 174 Fredo actually calls his brother "the love gov." How absurd is that?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

Hmmm, may want to take a good look at THEIR relationship.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (NgKpN)

184 Judge rules Gov. Tom Wolf shutdown orders unconstitutional

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (1Dmt5)

I hope this means something in the real world.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

185 The (depraved) heart wants what the (D) heart wants.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (+nWCH)

186 He's bi because he got caught. Before that he was "straight" as an arrow. But it does make you wonder how many of our smiling, baby-kissing politicians with picture-perfect families have stuff going on.

Posted by: Caliban at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (QE8X6)

187 Anyone else relieved to have the obvious confirmed?

I know I am.

I find it amusing the Gillum's of the world like to run a National Enquirer style political campaign while claiming they're a misunderstood victim.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (WEBkv)

188 This just in: I don't identify as fat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

189 https://bit.ly/2GSUw9m
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NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)

190 What's wrong with Obama that he keeps hiding it?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM


Michelle will kick his ass if he doesn't?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (ejd/p)

191 The creepy little guy from the Lord of the Rings is gay?



James Carville?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (ySQBZ)

192 It won't be like old royalty, which had a "divine" aspect to it, but it'll be more or less formalized in some other way.

Thankfully I won't be around to see it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

Even old Royalty and Nobility never began with a "divine" aspect - it started with men who were the biggest, meanest badasses in the land and who killed everyone who opposed them. Men like William the Conqueror, even his closest allies hated him. But he had this nasty habit of killing anyone who didn't do what he told them to do, and he kept it up until everyone agreed He was King.

a few generations later, some weak knock needed whiny descendants began floating the story that God must have wanted them to be in charge or else he wouldn't have made them William's descendants. Yeah, it was always a pretty crappy argument.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

193 NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)
+++++++++
Good. Let the league die. Let its replacement dust of the ca. 1995 rule book and try again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

194 I hope this means something in the real world.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
*********
Federal Judge & it goes for the whole state

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (1Dmt5)

195 Didn't Obama say something about heterosexuality being harder than homosexuality?
Or maybe that was another Democrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (lgiXo)

196 The Love that dare not squeak it's name.

Pescaphilia, never heard of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (YYlyE)

197 Gillum's wife:

*record scratch*

SAY WHAT?!?!?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (j3npP)

198 Obama could put the cherry on top of his "record" by coming out as gay. He would remove all doubt that he was the worst, most deceitful president in history. Jimmy "Peanut" Carter would cry salty tears.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (/uaBM)

199 He likes getting porked in the squeekhole, and pegging.

Bisexual.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (88+cf)

200 This will go over great with the black community. They're famously tolerant of gays and bis.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (HabA/)

201 Federal Judge it goes for the whole state

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (1Dmt5)

we'll see what happens...

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (DJFLF)

202 https://bit.ly/2GSUw9m
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NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)



Outstanding. I wish it was twice that. I'm sure the MFM and NFL will let us know it's because we're racist that we're not watching the games.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (mpeBU)

203 Jai Gillum is an idiot for staying with this loser.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (+YYKs)

204 Honestly, besides Trump and Pence I sorta just assume all American politician are degenerates. Like, when's Rubio's announcement, you know?

Posted by: dj3way at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (bhPL1)

205 Freddy Mercury is still more of a man than this twerking jerk. And Freddy is dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (SIo1x)

206 Trump campaign is short on cash and has stopped tv ads in 3 states. Where da GOP billionaires at?

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (CLxLY)

207 States sending firefighters to Oregon need to pull them back until this bullshit stops.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:08 PM (YYlyE)


Exactly. Why put your people at risk for people who refuse to effectively deal with the problem?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (y7DUB)

208 As a community service, I'll drop this here - https://eyebleach.me/

As far as I can tell, entirely safe for work and 'ette friendly.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (/IXBP)

209 Judge rules Gov. Tom Wolf shutdown orders unconstitutional

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (1Dmt5)
I hope this means something in the real world.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

Overruled!

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge number 5 at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (8iOe9)

210 Oh dear, he's getting back into politics, isn't he?

Is he now going to "live his life as a bi-sexual American?"

Posted by: Lizzy



I"d say he's backing into politics.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (axyOa)

211 I find it disturbing, this trend toward hereditary celebrity. It's become such a thing, that everybody's kids show up in show business, and I strongly suspect in a few generations (if that long) there will be actual titles granted to these people.
=====

Circus/Acting families have been a feature for millennia.

My worry is about US Government hereditary positions.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (MIKMs)

212 202 https://bit.ly/2GSUw9m
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NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)



Outstanding. I wish it was twice that. I'm sure the MFM and NFL will let us know it's because we're racist that we're not watching the games.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (mpeBU)

=========

I'm sure the NFL loves the conversations it's having with networks and ad agencies today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (UWqZJ)

213 Is "choosing to live your life as a proud bisexual man" acceptable to the Woke Cultists?

I thought you had to go full "proud gay man."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (jbF6h)

214 Federal Judge it goes for the whole state

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (1Dmt5)
we'll see what happens...
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: The Dread Justice Roberts at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (ejd/p)

215 Dude says he has and wants sex from men and women. Don't feed me that "spectrum" garbage and try to assign something mystical to the debauchery. Ain't gonna work.
______________

Odd how there were no women in the hotel room with Gillum when he was having his drug-fueled orgy, isn't it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (k4dH2)

216 I'm sure the MFM and NFL will let us know it's because we're racist that we're not watching the games.
Howie Long said the people who don't "get" the protests are either ill-informed or have no soul.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (DJFLF)

217 Possibly the worst offender: Jaden Smith

Key and Peele did a HILARIOUS skit about Jaden Smith and his complete removal from reality.

https://youtu.be/4RjWTEqJiMI

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (YYlyE)

218 *feigns shock*

-Drew Barrymore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)

I recently saw pics of her grandma Dolores Costello. Now I know where Drew got her looks.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (DJFLF)


Never heard of her. Why is it they decided to put black circles around her eyes in every pic, making her look like a corpse?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (hku12)

219 Pescaphilia, never heard of it.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Candiru at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (DMUuz)

220
He likes getting porked in the squeekhole, and pegging.

Bisexual.


He got busted with a male "escort".

Buysexual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (SchxB)

221 Yeah, it means Wolf will give a press conference worrying about how businesses will get sued for spreading Covid if they don't voluntarily adopt all his rules. And "conservatives" will praise private property and enterprise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (H5knJ)

222 Men like William the Conqueror...

Also known as "William the Bastard" -- only partly because his parents weren't married.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (naEeR)

223 Oh Gina Carano has triggered the twitterati again. This time calling her anti trans or whatever because she doesn't list her pronouns so she put boop/bop/beep in her name.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (2fGCR)

224 Katie Hill just tweeted that she's "So proud" to call Gillum a friend.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (OeBYn)

225 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:29 PM (/IXBP)
adorable - and necessary

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (DJFLF)

226 Buysexual.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (SchxB)

boisexual

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (CqHIp)

227 224 Katie Hill just tweeted that she's "So proud" to call Gillum a friend.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (OeBYn)

=========

The Democratic bench really does suck, doesn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)

228 I haven't watched a NFL game since, well, nevermind because I never have watched one. Damn, another potential boycott I cannot take part in for lack of participation.

Now that game with the bats and little round balls, there you go. Once a fan. Last game I watched was the Cardinals when Stan Musial was still playing. Actually didn't exactly watch, listened on the radio. Harry Carey was with the Cards then. It was about 70 years ago.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (/uaBM)

229 Candiru

Pee-hole invasion is rape!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (YYlyE)

230 Isn't a bi just somebody who's really indecisive?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (lgiXo)

231 He's bi because he got caught. Before that he was "straight" as an arrow. But it does make you wonder how many of our smiling, baby-kissing politicians with picture-perfect families have stuff going on.
Posted by: Caliban at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (QE8X6)

When you're powerful I'm sure wife sex is boring. Why stop there?

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (/qEG7)

232 Has David French declared him stunning and brave yet?

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (+2xjH)

233 **********
NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)


MOAR, please......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

234 I had a completely football free weekend. Didn't even miss it. Fuck them.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (HwiWi)

235 174 Fredo actually calls his brother "the love gov." How absurd is that?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

That's totally ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

236 So
Stunning!

So
Brave!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (2BgZB)

237 194 I hope this means something in the real world.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
*********
Federal Judge & it goes for the whole state
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:28 PM (1Dmt5)

Interesting in that it flies in the Face of the Precedent set by the Supremes who flat out said THEY would not second guess an executive during an 'emergency'.



Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

238 What sane hetero woman wants to be with a man after he's been with another man?

I'm cringing so badly just thinking about it.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

--

Katie Hill just tweeted that she's "So proud" to call Gillum a friend.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

--

These posts were too far apart in the thread.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (kA3Cp)

239 Katie Hill just tweeted that she's "So proud" to call Gillum a friend.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



Who?

You guys quit using names of people I've never heard of.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (axyOa)

240 Gillum's wife - why am I getting yeast infections all the time?

Andrew - lets talk about this after my press conference.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (k/TB6)

241 193 NBC's Sunday Night Football Ratings Crash Nearly 30% for Woke Opening Weekend
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 14, 2020 12:27 PM (1Dmt5)
+++++++++
Good. Let the league die. Let its replacement dust of the ca. 1995 rule book and try again.
-------------------
Hey, any Dallas loss is something to celebrate. the Football Team rules the NFC East (ranked 31 out of 32). Tonight we find out if the Giants can lose as well. FTW

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (UixLE)

242 >>Pescaphilia, never heard of it.


Louisiana has some great Blackened Pescaphilia.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (C4CCp)

243 Next thing you'll be telling me is that the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker is coming out of the closet as gay.

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (+Py1U)

244 Never heard of her. Why is it they decided to put black circles around her eyes in every pic, making her look like a corpse?
The film they used to shoot the silents had a problem with the blue spectrum and would "bleach" out anything blue: such as the sky, or blue eyes. Actors with light eyes had to use makeup around their eyes in order to define their eyeballs.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (DJFLF)

245 A couple of years ago I announced to a friend that I was bisexual. She responded with horror. I continued: "If I am ever going to have sex, I am going to have to buy it."

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (/uaBM)

246 Guy in Portland gets arrested for starting a brush fire, is let go almost immediately. To no one's surprise, he is arrested again after starting several more brush fires.


They're not brush fires, they're CLIMATE FIRES.

Posted by: WA Gov Jay Inslee at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (786Ro)

247 Guy in Portland gets arrested for starting a brush fire, is let go
almost immediately. To no one's surprise, he is arrested again after
starting several more brush fires.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jx8k2z



States sending firefighters to Oregon need to pull them back until this bullshit stops.


As a reminder of what laws look like in sane states: In Texas any citizen may use deadly force to prevent the commission of a felony - you know, like arson.

Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (gxcpb)

248 >>> Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)


Hey Jane! I was out on your island this weekend. Birthday party for my 9yo girl. The beach was the only place around Savannah my wife and I could find where a dozen kids could play and not get Karen eyed. A great time was had. Some of these girls hadn't been able to play with friends for months. I didn't see a mask on beach goers but things weren't crowded at all. There was a surfing competition when we were there but still not alot of folk.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (ie3TX)

249 Possibly the worst offender: Jaden Smith

Key and Peele did a HILARIOUS skit about Jaden Smith and his complete removal from reality.

https://youtu.be/4RjWTEqJiMI
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (YYlyE)

Nothing tops Sal from the Impractical jokers having to get a Jayden Smith tattoo

Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (8iOe9)

250 Why is Gillum a Heterophobe?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (UixLE)

251 The former Hobbit who called the Ring "My Precious"?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM (2RBkF)

252 "Also, I don't know how this plays with others, but there's something
really really phony about him. I'm not saying he's a liar who lies on
teevee, I mean his tone of voice, the words he chooses, the facial
expressions... it looks like he's putting on an act, ALL THE TIME."



I was once in a relationship with someone that came from money and the entire family were doctors. Like eight brothers and sisters, all doctors, the one I dated was a vet. Most of them were just like that, it seemed like their whole personality was fake and I think a lot of it was.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (4thlk)

253 Interesting in that it flies in the Face of the Precedent set by the
Supremes who flat out said THEY would not second guess an executive
during an 'emergency'.

so when Wolf appeals this to SCOTUS will they stand by their earlier ruling?

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (DJFLF)

254 Katie Hill that throbbin throple...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (SIo1x)

255 230 Isn't a bi just somebody who's really indecisive?
____________

Usually it's just a homosexual who doesn't want to admit that he's a homosexual and thinks that claiming he's "bisexual" makes him look less queer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (k4dH2)

256 My dad didn't even ask me to come over and watch Football with him this weekend.

I am very, very sad it has come to this.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (wNG0R)

257 Honest question. Who the fuck is Andrew Gillum?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (dGKUu)

258 who? why should i care?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

259 128 Question is, as its an open marriage, who is doinking her?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2020 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
---------------------------
Maybe no one.
Given the sort of men that she hangs around with --- (Gillum can't be the ONLY loser she's hooked up with) --- she may prefer abstinence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (M/9m0)

260 >> "You didn't ask the question but I don't identify as gay. I identify as bisexual. I've never shared that publicly before."


"But since those bloody shit stained sheets are out there, I feel we shouldn't have any more secrets."

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (C4CCp)

261 I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum


The butthole-and-meth-in-a-cheap-hotel spectrum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (oVJmc)

262 This just in: I don't identify as fat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 12:26 PM


Me, either.

Posted by: Glitter at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (DMUuz)

263
Bloomberg "news" wants you to know that Biden is ahead of Trump in the latest polls in Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nevada and New Hampshire. Early night for Trump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (mpeBU)

264 Wait till one of the flying monkeys programming Joey Fingers has him come out as bi.

Stunning and brave demented perv.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

265 257 Honest question. Who the fuck is Andrew Gillum?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:35 PM (dGKUu)

Wasn't with Monty Python?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (lgiXo)

266 Don't get the divine right of kings mixed up with the idea that kings were divine at all.

Divine right was more of a substantiation of the right to rule, sorta like popular sovereignty except embodied in the anointed monarch.

It was the reason the monarch had for "being" the manifestation of the state.

Also, kings like William the conquerer STILL had to convince the population they had the proper "blood" to be a monarch or another claim, like Edward chose him, etc.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (ySQBZ)

267 >> I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum


And you can't spell Spectrum without a little Rectum.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (C4CCp)

268 >>R. Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

Guilty. I don't get it at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

269 The dem party is the party of degeneracy and evil.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (KHAPN)

270 230 Isn't a bi just somebody who's really indecisive?
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:32 PM (lgiXo)

And if they're single, they're on standbi.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (e8vAd)

271 We need something that represents the opposite of a Burning Skeleton Head. Something that represents "breaking news" that has been obvious to even casual observers for some time.

I suggest a the flaming toe.

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (MVjcR)

272 Via Alex Berenson

at_AlexBerenson

If you're wondering why countries won't take on China over the origins of #SARSCoV2, here's how its troops killed 20 Indian SOLDIERS in June:

"The soldiers were attacked with improvised weapons including bats spiked with nails."

The Chinese play rough.


https://bit.ly/3bVxnPb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (Do5/p)

273 Wasn't HE with Monty Python?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (lgiXo)

274 karen gillan >> andrew gillum

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)

275 Andrew Gillum? I loved Brazil but had problems with 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (2RBkF)

276 This all reminds of the Dean from Community.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (UWqZJ)

277 >>> Gillum lost the highest office of the state of Florida in a runoff. Dude was that close if he just hadn't gotten caught lying on the floor stoned out of his mind with a couple dudes.

Hairs breadth from the highest office, and between the inevitable corruption, grift, and blackmail photos, someone else's puppet to control.

Imagine him handling the covid crisis, vs the way DeSantis is handling it. God is more merciful sometimes that we deserve!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (Rbfr/)

278 Will he be reading sotries to children at the library next?

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (+2xjH)

279 This is all about apes in the grotto amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (UixLE)

280 Bitch set me up ! - Andrew Greengills

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (M+Lyo)

281 I don't really care what weird things people do, but I don't want to hear about it.

And the only reason Gillum is "being brave" and coming out of the closet is because HE GOT CAUGHT. If he hadn't been caught in a motel room with an OD'd male hooker, he'd still being the closet and running for office.

And, yeah, there are liberals dumb enough to vote for the drug abusing, gay hooker customer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (+lVUW)

282 >>Isn't a bi just somebody who's really indecisive?


I thought a Bi Sexual was just a sailor?

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (C4CCp)

283 Democrat Party - > People Against Goodness And Normalcy

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (SIo1x)

284 Possibly the worst offender: Jaden Smith
-------------
Key and Peele did a HILARIOUS skit about Jaden Smith and his complete removal from reality.

https://youtu.be/4RjWTEqJiMI
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM (YYlyE)


That's a hoot.

One of the better Youtube comedy channels, Jacksfilms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99R94P8AVj8

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (hku12)

285 Via Alex Berenson

at_AlexBerenson

If you're wondering why countries won't take on China over the origins of #SARSCoV2, here's how its troops killed 20 Indian SOLDIERS in June:

"The soldiers were attacked with improvised weapons including bats spiked with nails."

The Chinese play rough.

https://bit.ly/3bVxnPb
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Pro tip: Arm your soldiers with guns. Tell them to shoot attackers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (dGKUu)

286 Hi, banana dream! I don't live on Tybee.

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

287 States sending firefighters to Oregon need to pull them back until this bullshit stops.



Unfortunately a lot of the fires are in red communities. Remember when antifa said they were coming to the burbs?
Yeah.
But more ammo.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (axyOa)

288 The former Hobbit who called the Ring "My Precious"?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:34 PM


Human-sized ring. Maybe he wasn't using it on his finger.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (ejd/p)

289 There's no such thing as "Bi-Sexual".

If you suck cock, you're GAY!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (MMAF9)

290 I'll give you the bats with nails and raise you one Ma Deuce.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (/uaBM)

291 SNF ratings down 30% did not include west coast viewers. So it is not quite that bad but still a double digit drop. Not that the BLMFL will care. Full speed ahead with the anti American bullshit.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (CLxLY)

292 When you're powerful I'm sure wife sex is boring. Why stop there?
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2020 12:33 PM (/qEG7)

I suspect that's the reason so many of them hate Mike Pence, because he's gone out of his way to guarantee that no one can even accuse him of anything like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)

293 And you can't spell Spectrum without a little Rectum.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (C4CCp)


Rectum ? Shit dammned near killed em !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (M+Lyo)

294 Andrew Gillum, the former mayor of Tallahassee, Fla.

ACE helpfully told us who he is right in the first gray box.

Jeesh, doesn't anybody read the content?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (jbF6h)

295 What sane hetero woman wants to be with a man after he's been with another man?

I'm cringing so badly just thinking about it.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh


I thought of several gross responses but I'm going to now say them. Shit happens.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (ySQBZ)

296 ... "The soldiers were attacked with improvised weapons including bats spiked with nails."

The Chinese play rough.

https://bit.ly/3bVxnPb
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
+++++++++++++
The PRC doesn't think they've done enough damage with bats already? They need to put nails in them now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (hYcqw)

297 R. Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."
-----------
Guilty. I don't get it at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)


Lemme interpret that for you, put it into English, as it were:

"Wives of men who go out and fark other men are clueless nitwits."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)

298 Democrat Party - > People Against Goodness And Normalcy
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM


300 quatloos for the obscure 80s movie reference!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (ejd/p)

299
"You didn't ask the question but I don't identify as gay. I identify as bisexual. I've never shared that publicly before."

---

He did share it publicly, although he did not intend to.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (hoTe0)

300 I thought a Bi Sexual was just a sailor?
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (C4CCp)

Don't Dox JackStraw's ICQ handle!
Delet This!

Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (lSGj4)

301 If you suck cock, you're GAY!
______________

Not in every case . . . .

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (k4dH2)

302 R. Jai Gillum, his wife, says that "so many people just don't understand bisexuality."

-
20% down and finance the rest over 18 months?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

303 271

We need something that represents the opposite of a Burning Skeleton Head. Something that represents "breaking news" that has been obvious to even casual observers for some time.

I suggest a the flaming toe.

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM

How about the Michael Bolton face from Office Space. The look he gives after the annoying fat secretary passes by his cube to say 'hello, Michael Bolton'.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (Do5/p)

304
I did start to wonder though when he kept asking me to dress up for sex.

I mean a lot of guys like a nurse or a cheerleader, but I did think him wanting me to dress up like a linebacker was definitely different.

Posted by: R.Jai Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (qlFIA)

305 That's it.

If the sun rises tomorrow I'll know the damn world is ending.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (BDv0U)

306 Vaginaphobes aren't real men.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (UixLE)

307 Pro tip: Arm your soldiers with guns. Tell them to shoot attackers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (dGKUu)

Per the terms of their armistice, they can't have actual guns within a certain distance of the border, without giving the other guy cause to resume...

So they beat each other with boards that have nails in them, trying to intimidate the other side into withdrawing from contested land without a full scale war.

It's all kinds of fucked up.

Posted by: Cato, Dread Pirate in Training at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (e8vAd)

308 -
--
The PRC doesn't think they've done enough damage with bats already? They need to put nails in them now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM
-
-----

Keeps MOST people from eating them.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (8rX4S)

309 Democrat Party - > People Against Goodness And Normalcy
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM
+++++++++++
I saw an incredible billboard on I-40 through Arkansas this weekend. Simple billboard with yellow text on a black background. I saw no attribution on it (e.g., who paid for it). It just read:

The Democrat Party Platform Since 1810:
#1. Pro-slavery
#2. Pro-racism

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

310 296 ... "The soldiers were attacked with improvised weapons including bats spiked with nails."

The Chinese play rough.

https://bit.ly/3bVxnPb
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM (Do5/p)
+++++++++++++
The PRC doesn't think they've done enough damage with bats already? They need to put nails in them now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM (hYcqw)

Just wait until they've hooked up cybernetic bats to 5G.

Posted by: Someguy at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Zm+LZ)

311 Could care less that he is bisexual, whatever that is.

What I do care about is being busted with 2 other naked guys in a hotel doing crystal meth (IIRC). As someone who was running for Governor of Florida (and missed it by very few votes) it bothers me tremendously that you broke the law, and would be in a position to be BLACKMAILED.

GFY, Gillum. May you NEVER run for any political office in your life, and if you do...may you lose spectacularly.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (/rsCS)

312 How about the Michael Bolton face from Office Space. The look he gives after the annoying fat secretary passes by his cube to say 'hello, Michael Bolton'.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:40 PM (Do5/p)

That look cracks me up every time!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

313 Here's the Portland arsonist I mentioned:

https://archive.vn/WNH6p

He was released on his own recognizance with no bail after cops caught him lighting a brush fire with a Molotov cocktail.

I could possibly understand if they caught him with matches and he said something like, "I was lighting a cigarette and I fumbled the match." This DA's office needs to be lit up with federal insurrection charges or something.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (YYlyE)

314 Spectrum? Damn near killed 'im!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

315 Gillum will next be announcing his 'love' for the Barack package.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (yhf6w)

316 Honest question. Who the fuck is Andrew Gillum?


He's a governor like Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (786Ro)

317 Fredo actually calls his brother "the love gov." How absurd is that?
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

That's weird.
Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:25 PM (lgiXo)


He was married to a Kennedy slut who cucked him multiple times so who the fuck knows what Fredo is getting at.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (y7DUB)

318 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Luckily, as ATC has brilliantly said, she doesn't just have eff you money, she has eff ME money. It's gross though. Some deranged ex fan is probably plotting to kill her now, and people are stoking the fires of that hatred.

www.pinknews.co.uk/ 2020/09/14/ jk-rowling-new-book-cormoran-strike-troubled-blood-killer-dresses-woman/

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Rbfr/)

319 If you suck started a rooster, are you gay or bi?

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (/uaBM)

320 301 If you suck cock, you're GAY!

Geeze you suck one dick...

Posted by: Jonah Cuckberg at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (+2xjH)

321 307 Pro tip: Arm your soldiers with guns. Tell them to shoot attackers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (dGKUu)

Per the terms of their armistice, they can't have actual guns within a certain distance of the border, without giving the other guy cause to resume...

So they beat each other with boards that have nails in them, trying to intimidate the other side into withdrawing from contested land without a full scale war.

It's all kinds of fucked up
-----------------------
Don't Hindoos have lots of cobras?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (UixLE)

322

Gillum should come out regarding his methamphetamine lifestyle as well.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (hoTe0)

323 216 I'm sure the MFM and NFL will let us know it's because we're racist that we're not watching the games.
Howie Long said the people who don't "get" the protests are either ill-informed or have no soul.
Posted by: kallisto



You know, this doesn't bother me. I appreciate his clarifying statements. It makes decisions made much easier. Thanks Howie!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (ZHDqf)

324
The Love that dare not speak it's name.

------

Has morphed into:

The Love that never shuts the fuck up about it.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

325 When you're powerful I'm sure wife sex is boring. Why stop there?

___

You might be on to something there.

Posted by: Pedowood at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (qlFIA)

326 Has Kamala Harris come out as a slut?

Clarification - since she had sex to advance her career, isn't she technically a whore?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (/IXBP)

327 316 He's a governor like Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (786Ro)

And I think we have a thread winner!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (/rsCS)

328 I think we've covered every gross *ass*pect of this story.

We can haz new, fresh thread?

Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

329 Speaking of how do wives put up with their husband porking others, I watched the first episode of the Brit show, Black Mirror.

Based on discussions around here.

Then I watched the first part of the second episode, and I'm like "what the heck is this?"

Why am I watching this show?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (hku12)

330 296

The PRC doesn't think they've done enough damage with bats already? They need to put nails in them now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:39 PM

You know what this means, don't you?

It is time for an AR-15 with special bats-spiked-with-nails attachment.

AR-15 - Chyna Virus Edition

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (Do5/p)

331 318 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Luckily, as ATC has brilliantly said, she doesn't just have eff you money, she has eff ME money. It's gross though. Some deranged ex fan is probably plotting to kill her now, and people are stoking the fires of that hatred.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Rbfr/)

=========

So she stole the plot of Psycho instead of some random unknown author this time.

Moving up, I see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (UWqZJ)

332 Karen Gillan. Nurse or cheerleader. {ponders}

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (BDv0U)

333 *sigh*

Posted by: The man who built a thousand bridges at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (GqqbG)

334 Curious. How much does professional Reputation Rehabilitation cost these days?

To whom does one go for services such as these?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (s4dNo)

335 Librarian. Yes. Librarian.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (BDv0U)

336 There's no such thing as "Bi-Sexual".

If you suck cock, you're GAY!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM


"You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick!"

- Andrew Dice Clay, channeling his inner Yoda.

Suck, or suck not. There is no bi.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (ejd/p)

337 When you're found in a room with multiple ghey men on meth you've driven straight past "bisexual" and well into "man whore."

Posted by: Zek at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (ZalkW)

338 ....you fuck ONE GOAT.....

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I've spent the entire history of the internet reading endless. fking. stories on rightie blogs about how CNN, MSNBC, The NFL, MBL, NBA, NHL, Gillette, Pepsi, Nike and on and on ARE ALL ON THE VERGE OF GOING OUT OF BUSINESS FOREVER ZOMG!!!

I have to break some news to y'all. They're all still here and not going anywhere. Saying "Get Woke - Go Broke" doesn't make it so. They never actually go broke.

Not trying to be a contrarian, just being a realist who has spent many, many years reading the same stories countless times.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (jbF6h)

340 326 Clarification - since she had sex to advance her career, isn't she technically a whore?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (/IXBP)

It has always been my understanding that a slut gives it away and a whore charges. So, technically, I believe she would be classified as a whore.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (/rsCS)

341 "The soldiers were attacked with improvised weapons including bats spiked with nails."



The Chinese play rough.



Why don't the Chinese soldiers have real weapons? That's the problem I see. guns> bats with nails

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (ZCiJZ)

342 Karen Gillan. Nurse or cheerleader. {ponders}
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (BDv0U)
+++++++++++
There is no way to improve on the perfect photoshoot with her against that blue brick wall.
https://tinyurl.com/yyjrz5dl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)

343 Nothing tops Sal from the Impractical jokers having to get a Jayden Smith tattoo

You could tell Sal was legitimately angry and confused about that one.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (YYlyE)

344
I'm told by my betters that bisexual = gay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (mht8P)

345 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be
about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

***

So...Silence of the Lambs basically?

Just think 30 years ago that plot line was considered problematic at all....now its enough to get death threats for the most prominent leftwing pop culture author....ever.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (qlFIA)

346 The Chinese play rough.

https://bit.ly/3bVxnPb
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Pro tip: Arm your soldiers with guns. Tell them to shoot attackers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:37 PM (dGKUu)

India and China have an agreement on that part of the border, no weapons (supposedly) There also was a story about a month ago about that same fight, about how some members of the Indian Army grabbed some of those weapons and beat a number of the Chinese soldiers to death. Both sides took casualties.

It's safe to say that that the Indians and the Chinese don't like each other a whole lot right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)

347 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Luckily, as ATC has brilliantly said, she doesn't just have eff you money, she has eff ME money. It's gross though. Some deranged ex fan is probably plotting to kill her now, and people are stoking the fires of that hatred.

www.pinknews.co.uk/ 2020/09/14/ jk-rowling-new-book-cormoran-strike-troubled-blood-killer-dresses-woman/
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Rbfr/)

A serial killer who dresses as a woman?

What a novel idea.

Posted by: Zombie Brian DePalma at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (hku12)

348 "I just believe that love and sexuality exists on a spectrum."
________

Is that correctly transcribed? Or did he say "in a rectum?"

Posted by: Eeyore at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (7X3UV)

349 There's the bad kind of passive aggressive, which is most passive aggressive things, and then there's the good kind which is the one Rowling just did.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (BDv0U)

350 Cameltoe is not a whore, you sexist pig. She is a sex worker. Totes OK. Working girl and all that.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (/uaBM)

351 Sports TV and Radio, and related publications have no choice but to defend the terrible decisions made by the leagues... they need to back the leagues to have access and they need to try to convince listeners/readers that they leages are just great to keep their business... Howie Long can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (+2xjH)

352 As someone who was running for Governor of Florida (and missed it by very few votes) it bothers me tremendously that you broke the law, and would be in a position to be BLACKMAILED.


Posted by: charlotte the sailor

--

You may have that backwards. Perhaps he was selected for a political career because he was able to be blackmailed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (kA3Cp)

353 57 What sane hetero woman wants to be with a man after he's been with another man?

I'm cringing so badly just thinking about it.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh

Well, for one thing, it gives her a bulletproof excuse not to toss his salad. Not with some other dude's dressing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (kfcYC)

354
Gillum should come out regarding his methamphetamine lifestyle as well.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (hoTe0)

-----------

He's also biaddictive: meth and alcohol.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (mht8P)

355 Maybe ask Gillum how often he plays "Fart Football."

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (NzOVz)

356 There is no way to improve on the perfect photoshoot with her against that blue brick wall.
https://tinyurl.com/yyjrz5dl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)

Seriously though. I don't have an answer and I always do.

I can't look at those pics with my mouth closed.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2020 12:46 PM (BDv0U)

357 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Luckily, as ATC has brilliantly said, she doesn't just have eff you money, she has eff ME money. It's gross though. Some deranged ex fan is probably plotting to kill her now, and people are stoking the fires of that hatred.

www.pinknews.co.uk/ 2020/09/14/ jk-rowling-new-book-cormoran-strike-troubled-blood-killer-dresses-woman/
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:41 PM (Rbfr/)


Silence of the Lambs

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2020 12:46 PM (M+Lyo)

358 So I'm not even close to the first Gollum joke or first Terry Gilliam joke. Figures.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 14, 2020 12:46 PM (2RBkF)

359 I've always found entrances and exits to be very confusing.

Posted by: Andy Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

360 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

-----

Oh, real original.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Bloch at September 14, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

361 I pretty much assume that any man that dresses like a woman is a serial killer. I'm not taking any chances.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (1ISKN)

362 Karen Gillan. Nurse or cheerleader. {ponders}

___


Google tells me she did a movie where she got buck naked and scenes from it are on the intertubes. That google telling me all these things without me even asking!

Posted by: Obligatory at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (qlFIA)

363 The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Rowling has been in trouble with the left for a long time now due to her public statements that a "trans" woman isn't a woman. Rowling, to her credit, hasn't backed down.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (YYlyE)

364 352 You may have that backwards. Perhaps he was selected for a political career because he was able to be blackmailed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 14, 2020 12:45 PM (kA3Cp)

Given his sleaziness, you may be correct.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (/rsCS)

365 "I think he's telling half the truth.

Hey Barack -- when are you going to show some courage?"

Prime stuff there.

I've heard gays express misgivings over the years about people who identify as bisexual. At first I discounted is as, well, gay bullshit, but they probably do have a point about it being a dodge.

From memory, two guys claimed to have been sexually involved in Obama. One of them was Mike.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (puu6v)

366 286 Hi, banana dream! I don't live on Tybee.
Posted by: Jane D'Doh at September 14, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)


OK, sorry I thought that was your island.. My wife and daughter have been going out on the weekends to get away from the craziness in the city and liked it enough that they planned the birthday party there. It worked perfect. In the past, we'd go up to HH generally and this is my first time in a while on Tybee.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (ie3TX)

367 Per the terms of their armistice, they can't have actual guns within a certain distance of the border, without giving the other guy cause to resume...

So they beat each other with boards that have nails in them, trying to intimidate the other side into withdrawing from contested land without a full scale war.

It's all kinds of fucked up.
Posted by: Cato



Fine. Call up a company of Ghurkas armed with knives. Do a little Chop Suey on the Chinks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (dGKUu)

368 363 The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.

Rowling has been in trouble with the left for a long time now due to her public statements that a "trans" woman isn't a woman. Rowling, to her credit, hasn't backed down.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (YYlyE)

==========

She still thinks that American conservatives are scum, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (UWqZJ)

369 We need something that represents the opposite of a Burning Skeleton Head. Something that represents "breaking news" that has been obvious to even casual observers for some time.

I suggest a the flaming toe.
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM


Point of Personal Privilege! While we can support the concept, we have overarching concerns with the proposed symbol.

Posted by: Rex R. & Quentin T. at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (DMUuz)

370 Gillum should come out regarding his methamphetamine lifestyle as well.
___________________

Yep, it wasn't just the fact that he was having gay sex with multiple random male prostitutes in a cheap hotel room, it was also the fact that he was using illegal and dangerous and stupid street drugs like crystal meth, to the point of unconsciousness, that he needs to address. But he won't.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (k4dH2)

371 So my next book will feature a detective who is a man who identifies as a woman who identifies as a penguin. Concealed carries a bat decorated with 40 p spikes dipped in guano. Walks funny.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (/uaBM)

372 C'mon, Marco. Your turn now.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (o3AYq)

373 Gillum just delivered Florida for Trump.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (l7udz)

374 We are clearly H8Rs noticing Gillum's cock appetites. Down right deplorable we are.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (UixLE)

375 I suggest a the flaming toe.
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM

Hay!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (1ISKN)

376 Bye Bi

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (UmCPR)

377 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be
about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

***

So...Silence of the Lambs basically?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (qlFIA)

I was thinking Psycho, myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

378 Can't wait for the next revelation from Gillum:

"That hotel thing? Yeah, I took that body-builder's arm up my ass all the way to his shoulder. Because Donald Trump is Hitler!!!"""

Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (eRi8d)

379 One of the more interesting parts of the modern left is that it doesn't emulate normal political movements, which have specific goals.


The whole point of the left is continued change (and specifically degradation) so that it can never complete - it will always needs more powerful to help the next "oppressed" minority...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (qlFIA)

380
What are China and India fighting over, anyway? Or are these desolate expanses the excuse and not really the reason?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (mht8P)

381 Google tells me she did a movie where she got buck naked and scenes from it are on the intertubes.


I was unaware of this Gillan woman so I was forced to do research. She seems to have displayed buttocks but not boobseses in two movies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (q2K0j)

382 Do bi people get to vote twice? It would only be fair.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:22 PM (/uaBM)

===============
Only if you vote once for each different candidate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (gtNWf)

383 The Usual Suspects are going nutso, to the point that the stupid hashtag # RIPJKRowling is trending on Twitter. Trying to kill her off socially.
--------------
Rowling has been in trouble with the left for a long time now due to her public statements that a "trans" woman isn't a woman. Rowling, to her credit, hasn't backed down.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (YYlyE)


So the only real question is, was she already writing this book, when she first decided to push back against the trannies, or did she decide to write the book after she started mixing it up with them online?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)

384 If someone plays two saxophones simultaneously is he bisaxual?

Posted by: Northernlurker, don't pay me no mind at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (lgiXo)

385 This seems fitting.....

https://youtu.be/4ghKhEg8VX8

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

386 369 We need something that represents the opposite of a Burning Skeleton Head. Something that represents "breaking news" that has been obvious to even casual observers for some time.

I suggest a the flaming toe.
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM

Point of Personal Privilege! While we can support the concept, we have overarching concerns with the proposed symbol.
-------------------
How about a yuge en fuego Schadenboner sprewing rainbow jelly?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (UixLE)

387 There is no way to improve on the perfect photoshoot with her against that blue brick wall.

Legs for years.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:50 PM (YYlyE)

388 357 Dressed to Kill..Muchael Caine

Posted by: CN at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (ONvIw)

389 we have overarching concerns with the proposed symbol.
Posted by: Rex R. & Quentin T. at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (ejd/p)

390 So my next book will feature a detective who is a man who identifies as a woman who identifies as a penguin. Concealed carries a bat decorated with 40 p spikes dipped in guano. Walks funny.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:48 PM (/uaBM)

Shit like that always reminds me of a line from Seven Psychopaths, "Hey new idea how 'bout we change the title from The Seven Psychopaths to The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit And Are Really Nice to Everybody And Two of Them Are Black. How 'bout that?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (Ez6QX)

391 If JK Rowlings wanted to be really original...

Female Mexican wrestler who kills old ladies on the side.

Except that is a true crime story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (SIo1x)

392 46 I think he's going to find that blacks are forgiving of drug use, but not so much of takin' it up the butt.

If he's going to get back into politics, he'll have to run in a majority white, massively Democrat area.
Posted by: Men Without Hats at September 14, 2020 12:07 PM (naEeR)

Quite true. Further, this will have some marginal effect on black Democrats in Florida this fall, i.e., some will stay home on this alone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (puu6v)

393 As Little Admiral Kristol is so fond of saying, any port in a shitstorm will do.

Posted by: Andy Gillum at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (vtcmf)

394 A Philly cop is on the phone with Rush. Maybe it's Wyatt Earp?

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (Izzlo)

395 Talk me down. Horde. I'm being told that I must choose between being able to breathe and being able to see. You wouldn't like the options that are going through my head right now.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (XxJt1)

396 Hey sax, don't fiddle with my piccolo!

Posted by: Ruthless at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (/uaBM)

397
Legs for years.
Posted by: bonhomme

-----------

Ruined by the I-gotta-pee pose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (mht8P)

398
"You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick!"

- Andrew Dice Clay, channeling his inner Yoda.




Schroedinger's Cocksucker

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

399 We need something that represents the opposite of a Burning Skeleton Head
***

Let me suggest an ostrich pulling its head out of a hole.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (qlFIA)

400 155 Wait until Tank Abrams decides to announce she's bi.

*reaches frantically for brain bleach*
Posted by: Jane D'Doh


Homosexuals have standards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (+lVUW)

401 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be
about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

***

So...Silence of the Lambs basically?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (qlFIA)

I was thinking Psycho, myself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)


Is the main character named Norman Botts or Clarance?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

402 Ruined by the I-gotta-pee pose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (mht8P)
++++++++++++
Prefer this one?
https://tinyurl.com/yyhh57v2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (hYcqw)

403 For news like this, we should commission for Ace a Flaming Cock gif, where a cartoon chicken runs around with his tail feathers on fire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (gtNWf)

404 Ed Markey
@SenMarkey
Portland police routinely attack peaceful protestors with brute force. We must disarm these officers, and every other police department in America, of weapons of war, and enact a nationwide ban on tear gas, rubber and plastic bullets, and bean bag rounds.

-
Ed Malarkey is right. Time to get serious. Depleted uranium, dum dums, flamethrowers, should all be weapons of first resort.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

405
Homosexuals have standards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 14, 2020 12:52 PM (+lVUW)


Well, the two pig broads across the street beg to differ.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

406 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be
about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.

***

So...Silence of the Lambs basically?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (qlFIA)

I was thinking Psycho, myself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)


No no no! Dressed To Kill is the template.

Don't make me write a 15 paragraph screed that will take me half an hour to finish and by the time I hit "post" everyone else will be 25 minutes into a new thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

407 She still thinks that American conservatives are scum, I'm sure.

Don't get me wrong, I think Rowling is a massive tool. I'm just saying I admire this one aspect of her public, political statements.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (YYlyE)

408 "You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick!"

___

I did not suck dick.

Well, today anyway. Reggie's a little sore from last night.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (qlFIA)

409 Yeah, I'm sure she's thrilled he's boning other guys.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 12:10 PM (9SAc6)

Nothin' says "lovin'" like a cooter full of coliform.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (MAhZz)

410 >>> 1. No one cares.
2. It's disgusting.
3. Why do you feel the need to tell ANYONE about your sex life?

=======

Working in a warehouse a couple of years ago, the company hired this millennial, pimpled-face, fat-tub-of-goo, soy boi to help. On the first day he no less than times worked into a conversation that he was bi-sexual.

Hey buddy. I didn't ask, and I could not care less!

Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (69XrE)

411 Nothin' says "lovin'" like a cooter full of coliform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (MAhZz)
++++++++++
I read that as "chloroform" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (hYcqw)

412 Talk me down. Horde. I'm being told that I must choose between being able to breathe and being able to see. You wouldn't like the options that are going through my head right now.
Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (XxJt1)

What is your health condition?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (GqqbG)

413
So.... I guess clown wear serial killers arent shocking enough anymore huh.

~ Zombie John Wayne Gacy

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

414 Howie Long said the people who don't "get" the protests are either ill-informed or have no soul.
Posted by: kallisto
----------------------------------------
Set the "have no soul" remark aside. I'll leave it to the Left to decide whether those of us who oppose them are"deplorable," "irredeemable," or subhuman (soulless.)

The fact is, it is those who go along with the BLM stuff who are "ill-informed." The whole hysteria is based on lies and perpetuated with more lies.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (M/9m0)

415 nood

Posted by: Inogame at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (+2xjH)

416 Ed Malarkey is right. Time to get serious. Depleted uranium, dum dums, flamethrowers, should all be weapons of first resort.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM


Once again, Mr. Frosty opens his pie hole and stoopid pours out. At least he spared us another Kennedy, though...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (ejd/p)

417 Florida man strikes again. bi is a lie. Suck one dick. Take one penis in any orifice your gay. How does his supposed hetero wife stay.


He only came out because he got caught with overdosed gay man hookers. Fuck this lying sack of drug bumping shit. He should be ashamed to show his face. Not because gay but because lying criminal politician. Fuck him.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (0OmEj)

418 What are China and India fighting over, anyway? Or are these desolate expanses the excuse and not really the reason?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (mht8P)

Some valleys in the Himalaya that I think control some water resources.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

419 Working in a warehouse a couple of years ago, the company hired this millennial, pimpled-face, fat-tub-of-goo, soy boi to help. On the first day he no less than times worked into a conversation that he was bi-sexual.

Hey buddy. I didn't ask, and I could not care less!
Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (69XrE)

Hey buddy. Why don't you put the "bye" back into bisexual.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (/EuRN)

420 In other LGBT news, it came out that JK Rowling's newest book will be
about a serial killer man who dresses as a woman when he kills.




Norman Bates: Sounds very original.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (mpeBU)

421
Gillum! Gillum!

*horks up half a gallon of dwarf spoink*

Yes, we loves the vagina too. Gillum!

Don't we, precious?

Gillum!!!

*horks up 3 gallons of elf geeb*

Gillum!!!

Posted by: Gillum in "Lord of the Cock Rings" at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (dWwl8)

422
Prefer this one?
https://tinyurl.com/yyhh57v2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Much better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (mht8P)

423 406
No no no! Dressed To Kill is the template.

Don't make me write a 15 paragraph screed that will take me half an hour to finish and by the time I hit "post" everyone else will be 25 minutes into a new thread.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

=========

Ah, Dressed to Kill.

Psycho mashed together with Vertigo and wrung through Frenzy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (UWqZJ)

424 Amy Pond, police officer

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ta54b7

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (SIo1x)

425 Female Mexican wrestler who kills old ladies on the side.

Except that is a true crime story.


I haven't heard about that one.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (YYlyE)

426 Trump is done playing nice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (ay9ID)

427 >>> Rowling has been in trouble with the left for a long time now due to her public statements that a "trans" woman isn't a woman. Rowling, to her credit, hasn't backed down.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:47 PM (YYlyE)

I suspect she isn't transphobic at all, or at least not the anti trans monster she's being painted as. She is just very deeply connected to her sense of identity as a woman and cisfemale. It defines her. Which according to LGBT logic, should be her right. If a trans person gets to connect deeply to their own sense of gender and identity, why is she not allowed the same right?

But nuance of thought is completely lost on the left, since the media has coddled them from having to develop critical thinking skills.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Rbfr/)

428
Working in a warehouse a couple of years ago, the company hired this millennial, pimpled-face, fat-tub-of-goo, soy boi to help. On the first day he no less than times worked into a conversation that he was bi-sexual.

Hey buddy. I didn't ask, and I could not care less!
Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (69XrE)


Took a road trip between Miami and Orlando with a co-worker once.

He took it upon himself to tell me he was gay.

My response was "I'm not."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

429 Sounds like Gillum's wife doesn't understand bisexuality either.

Posted by: Erebus at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (KHAPN)

430 Can you imagine the level of self-importance needed to feel the need to declare to the world what your sexual proclivities are?

Who. The Eff. Cares?

Do something with your life that is noteworthy. Don't tell me how many pointless checkboxes you are able to tick off in Identity Bingo.

Good God. They're tearing statues down of men who crossed seas, fought unbeatable foes, drove tremendous social change, all while decrying the few failings of these men. Meanwhile, there are entire generations coming up for whom their heroes' monument placards will read: "I was bi."

Posted by: red speck at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (gS3OW)

431 216

Howie Long said the people who don't "get" the protests are either ill-informed or have no soul.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2020 12:30 PM

This is what Howie Long said in 2017. I'd like to know how looting, rioting, arson and murder solve "inequality". Or how putting the names of criminals and rapists on one's helmet solve "inequality".

He has no idea what it means to be ill-informed and soulless if he still supports the Marxist domestic terrorists of Black-Lives-Matter.

He talks about the challenges a black father faces. He obviously has no clue that 70% of black children are raised without fathers.

"Standing for the anthem is something I would not choose to do, but I fully support the right to do it. That being said, what's being lost in the criticism of the form of the protest is the message of inequality.

Put it in perspective: As a white father having raised three boys, there were a million things to worry about on a daily basis. But it's impossible for me to understand the challenges that an African-American father faces at every turn while raising his children.

But in a league that is comprised of 70% African-American players, if you're a white player in an NFL locker room, that puts you in a position to try to better understand those struggles, and, subsequently as we have seen, show your support for your teammates in your own way.

Understanding starts with a dialogue, and the most important part of dialogue is to listen."

https://bit.ly/2ZAVv4I

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 12:56 PM (Do5/p)

432 Creeper where are you? Are you ok?

Posted by: f'd at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (+y8uL)

433 Ed Markey
@SenMarkey
Portland police routinely attack peaceful protestors with brute force. We must disarm these officers, and every other police department in America, of weapons of war, and enact a nationwide ban on tear gas, rubber and plastic bullets, and bean bag rounds.

-
Ed Malarkey is right. Time to get serious. Depleted uranium, dum dums, flamethrowers, should all be weapons of first resort.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Pray to God you don't get rid of the police.

Because I don't own any of that "Less Than Lethal" shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (dGKUu)

434 What is your health condition?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2020 12:54 PM (GqqbG)



COPD and cataract.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (XxJt1)

435 If JK Rowlings wanted to be really original...

Female Mexican wrestler who kills old ladies on the side.

Except that is a true crime story.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (SIo1x)


I've heard that one.

That's the thing, there are so many interesting serial killers out there, and everyone continues to get their jollies talking about Bundy and Dahmer, and even Ed Gein.

Come on, people. Broaden your horizons.

There's never been a Belle Gunness movie, as far as I know. There's only one Albert Fish movie, and one about Karla Homolka... and both the Fish and Homolka movies are execrable garbage.

Especially since Homolka is free as a bird these days, and they painted her as a victim. *Spit*

Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (hku12)

436 I suggest a the flaming toe.
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 12:36 PM


You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)

437 404 Ed Markey
@SenMarkey
Portland police routinely attack peaceful protestors with brute force. We must disarm these officers, and every other police department in America, of weapons of war, and enact a nationwide ban on tear gas, rubber and plastic bullets, and bean bag rounds.



Give them lasers, fireworks, and molotovs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2020 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

438 424 Amy Pond, police officer

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ta54b7
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 12:55 PM (SIo1x)


Yes please.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2020 12:59 PM (ZfRYq)

439 No, f'd... I'm not okay. I'm scared and tired and ready to be done.

Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (XxJt1)

440 Howie, I get the protests, and I have no problem with them protesting EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE DOING THE JOB I CAME TO SEE THEM DO.

I have no problem with a grocery store employee protesting police brutality, racism, whatever, but when I ask him where the chips and salsa are, I really don't want him to take a knee and start lecturing me on this country's founding and it's original sin. I just want to find the chips and salsa.

Posted by: Wally at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (I0SCg)

441 Even with all the mayhem the Democrats have planned for November, I'm pretty confident Trump will win.

The only thing that keeps me awake at night is the thought that IF it goes up to the Supreme Court, Roberts will be the deciding vote in the 5-4 decision to hand the election to Biden.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2020 01:00 PM (HrMC1)

442 >>> So...Silence of the Lambs basically?Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2020 12:44 PM (qlFIA)
I was thinking Psycho, myself.Posted by: Jordan61 at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)
No no no! Dressed To Kill is the template.
Don't make me write a 15 paragraph screed that will take me half an hour to finish and by the time I hit "post" everyone else will be 25 minutes into a new thread.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

BurtTC I want it, even if no one else does!!

Seriously, the crime she's committed is not being anti trans, it's being a lazy writer.

(Or maybe the jury is out on the laziness until we see how the plot comes together. Lion King is Hamlet + Kimba the White Lion, nothing new under the sun after all, and it's still a wonderful film.)

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (Rbfr/)

443 394

A Philly cop is on the phone with Rush. Maybe it's Wyatt Earp?

Posted by: josephistan at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM

That would be awesome! A second horde member representin' on the show (shibumi).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 14, 2020 01:01 PM (Do5/p)

444 >>> COPD and cataract.
Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:57 PM (XxJt1)

That is a tough call creeper, I'm so sorry you have to choose. There is no third option out there?

Prayers for you as you navigate this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (Rbfr/)

445 376

Bye Bi

Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 12:49 PM

Bye, Bi, Bye

Posted by: N'Sync at September 14, 2020 01:02 PM (Do5/p)

446 Sorry creeper. I don't know how to cheer you up other than saying I think it's going to get better and when Biden gets trounced it's gonna be a great day.

Posted by: f'd at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (+y8uL)

447 You're not near the fires are you?

Posted by: f'd at September 14, 2020 01:04 PM (+y8uL)

448 407
Don't get me wrong, I think Rowling is a massive tool. I'm just saying I admire this one aspect of her public, political statements.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 12:53 PM (YYlyE)
----------------------------------
Exactly.
Courage is an extremely rare commodity these days, especially among lefties. When one of them dares to buck the trend and will not back down, it IS admirable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (M/9m0)

449 223 Oh Gina Carano has triggered the twitterati again. This time calling her anti trans or whatever because she doesn't list her pronouns so she put boop/bop/beep in her name.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 14, 2020 12:31 PM (2fGCR)

My listed pronouns are I/Me/Mine.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 14, 2020 01:05 PM (6xA3t)

450 If a co worker told me he was gay or bisexual, I would assume he was hitting on me and turn him into eeo - if we had one.

Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2020 01:06 PM (yIJFm)

451 Wizards with Guns is my favorite amateur group

https://youtu.be/8zymzx-rsGk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 14, 2020 01:13 PM (LxTcq)

452 Talk me down. Horde. I'm being told that I must choose between being able to breathe and being able to see. You wouldn't like the options that are going through my head right now.
Posted by: creeper at September 14, 2020 12:51 PM (XxJt1)

Can you find a cataract surgeon in another State that is OK with you being un-masked?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2020 01:22 PM (SNXHr)

453 #392 comment
Gillum probably doesn't have a chance statewide in the near to mid future. If he wants back in, there may be an opportunity to get to DC if a seat opens somewhere in the 6th Borough of NYC, aka Dade, Broward or Palm Beach counties. 2018 was my 1st time voting in FL and I was very happy my vote mattered in electing DeSantis over Gillum. At the aftermath of the 'party' that made the news, the ho was passed out and Gillum played possum himself so he didn't have to answer any awkward questions from the paramedics.

Posted by: chuckR at September 14, 2020 01:49 PM (bRvKP)

454 **All I care about is what's between us and what agreement we make."**

You hired a gay hooker. If there was anything between you, it was a condom.

Posted by: Stephen at September 14, 2020 02:05 PM (yWRc0)

455 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 12:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Hide posts from (UWqZJ)


Or maybe even Brian DePalma's "Dressed to kill"

Posted by: Bob in Houston at September 14, 2020 02:08 PM (YBLgY)

456 Gillum is Gay all the way down. Both ends. To the bone.

Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2020 02:15 PM (Kjzu8)

457 I am old enough to remember when Elton John said he was "bisexual."

Posted by: Baldy at September 14, 2020 02:46 PM (OLCH5)

458 There is no such thing as bi-sexual. You're a homosexual but don't want to admit it to yourself for whatever reason.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at September 14, 2020 02:48 PM (xZjSg)

459 Love is love, especially when there are needles all around, feces, and blood, too. Charming. Lover "over-dosed."

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at September 14, 2020 02:50 PM (xZjSg)

460 So it's o.k. he cheated on his wife since he identifies as bisexual?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 03:04 PM (WkPC9)

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