The Washington Post Brags: Look How Frightened and Deranged Our Fearporn Has Made Our Readers!


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It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. Measures that appear gratuitous are basic efforts at self-preservation. I start each morning by taking my temperature with an infrared thermometer and my oxygen level with my oximeter. I check the conjunctival tissue in my eyes in the mirror; examine my feet for covid-19 toes, which are skin lesions or bumps. I take a quick whiff of something smelly like peanut butter or perfume. If I pass all these tests, I can enter the world. I fold a tissue and place it inside the top of my mask to absorb moisture and prevent steaming or sweating. I wear a face shield over my mask should anyone sneeze or cough on me, which might protect from droplets, although I know that aerosols can creep around facial shields. I protect my eyes with "onion goggles" that have a sponge around the inside and provides a tighter fit than regular glasses. I wash them with soap and water, which seems to reduce fogging better than the "fog cloths" I purchased. ... I remove everything before I get in my car (or house) if I've been somewhere like a doctor's office. In the car, I put everything in a large brown paper bag and drench my hands with sanitizer I keep away from the sun, so the alcohol doesn't start a fire. I sanitize the car's indoor and outdoor door handles, steering wheel, gear shift and radio buttons before I turn the air conditioner off and open the front and back windows during the trip so anything left will hopefully fly away. Once home, having been careful not to touch my face on the trip there, I immediately wash my hands. I place each hand over the other and rub with interlaced fingers, exchanging hands, and making sure to also wash between the fingers as well as the fingertips and thumbs, which I rub rotationally in both directions. Every few washes a day, I use a nail brush under my nails and moisturizer on my hands, since I read that if your hands dry out from all the washing, the virus can hide in microscopic cracks in the skin. Once I sanitize the doorknob, I wash my face and then sanitize toilet handles and faucets. The next thing is not something I am suggesting you do; a friend of mine who worked for Pfizer told me that as long as I'm buying the soap, I should stick some up into each nostril and wash it out a bit. He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, not to drink, but to dip a Q-Tip in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril. It may sound almost as ridiculous as the suggestion to somehow put bleach into our bodies, but a little bit of soap and alcohol probably can't hurt. I also dab my eyelids with Ocusoft Lid Scrub in the hopes that any virus on my eyelids won't go any further. Ya Boi Zach makes a point, inadvertently, which is also made by Greg Lukianoff. Ya Boi Zach notes that people who have mild bits of insanity or character defects are often put on the right path by people just telling them "You're being weird, you should stop that." Ya Boi Zach, for example, is maybe a bit on the spectrum, and used to just walk into the middle of a group discussing some topic and completely ignore their topic to declare that he now wanted to talk about comic books (or whatever). After being told a few times that this isn't normal, that you're supposed to let people talk out their current topic before trying to conversation-jack, he got the message and stopped doing that. He was told he was being weird, so he learned the social cues and norms and stopped being weird. (In that way, at least.) But what happens when people stop chiding you for your weird behaviors? What happens, in fact, when the dominant leftwing culture begins praising you for your weirdest, most mentally-ill behaviors? This is of course exactly what's happened with emotional fragility and meltdowns and "triggering." In the past, more mentally stable people would tell the less mentally-stable/emotionally labile people to stop freaking out, and to start acting like a normal, mentally-healthy person. But the dominant leftwing culture decided that being "triggered" and having bizarre childlike tantrums over everything was somehow virtuous, and so they began teaching children and young adults that it was healthy and noble to start quivering and shrieking any time you saw something you didn't like. And thereby: Our dominant culture stopped reigning people in from mental illness, and started instead affirmatively training people to be mentally ill, and to in fact cultivate mental illness the way one might cultivate a wine connoisseurship or gourmet's palate -- cultivating aspects of insanity as a badge of cultural prestige. The political left -- already proven by every single test ever given -- was already by far the most neurotic and hysterical cohort on earth. And yes, the group most likely to have been diagnosed with a mental illness. And now they've reshaped society to mirror their own inner lunacy, so that lunatic behavior is now deemed sane and very lunatic behavior is now deemed saintly. And then you have this woman being praised by the neurotic, hysterical Washington Post for... swapping her fucking nostrils with bleach. But hey, that Trump, he said that bleach could disinfect surfaces. What a kook, huh? I believe the author’s intent was to highlight how non-compliance w/ restrictive mandates compels her to take extreme measures to feel safe In reality, it’s illustrative of how the narrative is causing a very real epidemic of deteriorating mental health.https://t.co/T4K9BcI1AC — A.J. Kay (@AJKayWriter) September 10, 2020 Thanks to Guy Smiley, who wrote: 36 This insane article in the WaPo has to be the Karenist thing ever. This lady is clearly mentally ill. Worst part is, she's proud of this insanity.: https://tinyurl.com/yxb24mva Masks? Faceshields? This lady is just getting started with both on at once, and that's after soaping her nostrils and doing something something to her eyelids. And that's not even the craziest part. Not by a longshot. As you continue to read it gets worse and worse, and just when you think it can't possibly get worse...it gets worse. The WaPo should be fined for printing this Panic Porn. 25 Make Asylums Great Again. Posted by: Azathoth Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 First? Posted by: Jewells45 at October 01, 2020 06:39 PM (nxdel) 2 Blank so First! Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (OjZpE) 3 What's happening? Posted by: Jewells45 at October 01, 2020 06:40 PM (nxdel) 4 Test Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 06:45 PM (OjZpE) 5 Still wonder where these go Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2020 08:15 PM (OjZpE) 6 Hola Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 13, 2020 03:13 PM (FbkGF) 7 You guys are fast. Is early commenting going on? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf) 8 A bit on edge ATM Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 13, 2020 03:14 PM (Wfkxy) 9 I didn't do that! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 03:15 PM (G51Gf) 10 Slanty Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:15 PM (NYS7S) 11 Italican Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:15 PM (NWM+b) 12 Oooo...italics. Pretty. Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 03:15 PM (XxJt1) 13 "Having little to do these days but wait for the novel coronavirus to spread, " Reading a book not titled "Harry Potter" is apparently not on the list of things to do. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:16 PM (NWM+b) 14 FIRST ! Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 13, 2020 03:16 PM (GIeIM) 15 Rats not so first Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 13, 2020 03:16 PM (GIeIM) 16 This woman is completely insane - what scares me is she's out there walking around among us, and who knows how many like here are out there??? Posted by: Toni at October 13, 2020 03:17 PM (ppbIJ) 17 Ugh. Like her, not like here. Posted by: Toni at October 13, 2020 03:17 PM (ppbIJ) 18 I fee like if the election were like 3 months from now, Trump would easily win as every day more and more people are just realizing this is not what they were told by the media. Posted by: Blago at October 13, 2020 03:17 PM (gkdnV) 19 I'm surrounded by people like this Super Karen in my suburban Boston beautiful people suburb. I can't fucking wait to get out of here Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:18 PM (NYS7S) 20 Bets that she thinks Trump faked his covid diagnosis? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:18 PM (NWM+b) 21 Oh FFS. I'm so SICK of the deranged left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:18 PM (TdMsT) 22 Seriously, "I'm old. I'm fat. I'm fine." It's a winning message, and I think Trump is kind of running with it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:18 PM (NWM+b) 23 16 Sadly ... enuf to put 80+% of us under de facto haus arrest for many wks. (!!) Posted by: Buckaroo at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (6egPo) 24 You'll notice she says nothing about actually going to get tested. What's the over/under on that result? Posted by: rockwellT at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (0GdSQ) 25 Make Asylums Great Again. Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (U9HLk) 26 She should sterilize herself with boiling water. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (63Dwl) 27 People create mental models to explain how the world works. COVID hysteria makes it impossible for people to develop a useful set of behavior beliefs around how to live in a world with this version of the coronavirus. The media is simply irresponsible at a level heretofore unimaginable. Posted by: iandeal at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (aA66N) 28 I'm surrounded by people like this Super Karen in my suburban Boston beautiful people suburb. I can't fucking wait to get out of here Posted by: Doctor.Boom I left Newton 38 years ago. Don't miss it. Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Rvt88) 29 The media tapped into some weird health phobia. Ace is right, the media's hyping of this flu is making people even nuttier. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (jUVms) 30 I read the content. I'm absolutely not kidding about the looming mental health crisis in this country. Has there ever been anything like it in human history? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (G51Gf) 31 ace, very true about mental illness being normalized/defined-down/however you want to describe it, but that's a bigger issue that is not required for this situation. The person described just doesn't have any understanding of the issue. That simple. And such people have not only their own ignorance, low intelligence, inability to reason, or irrational fear to contend with - public health "authorities" like the CDC propagate baseless unscientific nonsense (like masks). And don't forget the meta-observation here: THIS is the level of active intelligence and ignorance and authoritarian instinct and obsession to conform that we are now dealing with in America. Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (OTzUX) 32 Would Henry Waxman need a mop instead of a q tip? Posted by: henry at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (Zl2DS) 33 so, does she have big bewbs? Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (GIeIM) 34 hiya Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (arJlL) 35 No, I just can't even, I've run out of types - deletes and I can't say anything non-hammerable. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (KGlll) 36 32 /golf clap Posted by: Buckaroo at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (6egPo) 37 They hate our fear! They fear our hate! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (oVJmc) 38 The media tapped into some weird health phobia. Ace is right, the media's hyping of this flu is making people even nuttier. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 03:19 PM (jUVms) And they'll either amp it up to 11-squared or dial it back to zero depending on who wins the election. Which is why they should be the first up against the wall when this all goes pear-shaped. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (NYS7S) 39 Pixy, that wasn't nice...eating my post. But it wasn't that interesting to begin with. Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (XxJt1) 40 The DNC and the Ruling Class thought that scaring everybody with the Wuhan Death Cooties would help them defeat Trump at the polls. All it has done is to frighten their own voters so much that many of them won't show up to vote. Own goal, commies. Own goal. Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (tgUEL) 41 Howard Hughes wishes he had lived in this era. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (J70i0) 42 She found something for her compulsive personality disorder to fasten on. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (y1PuL) 43 >>24 You'll notice she says nothing about actually going to get tested. What's the over/under on that result? I liked when she said "when i get back from somewhere, like the doctor's..." How much you want to bet she's in the doctor's office every two days? Posted by: ace, cashing his Arby's check and gettin' paid in gyros at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7) 44 33 Ahem, doesnt matter. I refer u to the hot/crazy matrix. (!!) Posted by: Buckaroo at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (6egPo) 45 Some people DESERVE to get the 'rona. She's one of them. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (jWe5r) 46 Hmm, putting something as astringent as isopropyl inside your nostrils (a mucous membrane) can damage the tissue. It will actually contribute to getting a disease. Posted by: Mishdog at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (xYtIV) 47 did anyone nood the other guys? Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (GIeIM) 48 "...and open the front and back windows during the trip so anything left will hopefully fly away." It's SCIENCE you h8trs! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (PiwSw) 49 This chick should just live in a bubble and call it good. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (Ez6QX) 50 43 >>24 You'll notice she says nothing about actually going to get tested. What's the over/under on that result? I liked when she said "when i get back from somewhere, like the doctor's..." How much you want to bet she's in the doctor's office every two days? Posted by: ace, cashing his Arby's check and gettin' paid in gyros at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7) ======== Not a body doctor. A head doctor. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (NWM+b) 51 Oh FFS. I'm so SICK of the deranged left. Posted by: Ladyl I like it when you talk dirty. Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (arJlL) 52 Seriously, she'll be freebasing fish tank cleaner and mainlining Clorox next. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (oVJmc) 53 Again, the purpose of the fear porn is, like EVERYTHING a Democrat does these days, to defeat Trump. People who are scared of the Rona are more likely to blame Trump and disapprove of him. He didn't wear a mask! So the worst they can make it seem, the better for them. Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (ZfRYq) 54 She can masturbate to start her day for all I care. It would be about as effective as what she does........... Posted by: keef at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (O1r5l) 55 Which makes the Gay marriage apathy the more frustrating. No brakes now. Kiddie sex on the horizon, who are you to judge. Posted by: nip at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (yoqcZ) 56 We used to make fun of boys who wore girls clothes. We used to call girls who did boy things "tomboys", not that there was anything wrong with that. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (dNzKv) 57 "Having little to do these days but wait for the novel coronavirus to spread, " Meanwhile in the state I live in, aside from a mask mandate that about three out of every 10 people ignore, everything is pretty much the way it was in January 2020. But then I'm not getting mental messages broadcast to me from the screaming spiders that live in my eyelashes. Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (U9HLk) 58 The "media"? What about the WH task force, for months? What about the CDC? I just learned last night that we averted 2M deaths. Trump himself told me so at a rally. The ignorance and mental illness are real, but the institutional collapse and leadership mistakes are critical. Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (OTzUX) 59 >>>did anyone nood the other guys? no -- fuck those guys. We're the only ones who matter. Posted by: ace, getting divisive at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7) 60 You think? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (QIKHU) 61 Lord t'underin' Jaysus, lady! Just lay in a supply of HCQ and zinc, go find someone who has it (admittedly not an easy task), get yourself infected, and get the fuck over it. Better for your health in the long run, and surely better for your mental health. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (gTdnT) 62 Got the Nood. Yep, fuck those guys. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (PPDbt) 63 Quoting the late George Carlin: "And then there are the people that are FUCKING NUTS!" Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (B+qrE) 64 These people need Jesus in their lives. And short of that, they at least need a good lay. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U) 65 59 >>>did anyone nood the other guys? no -- fuck those guys. We're the only ones who matter. Posted by: ace, getting divisive at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7) ========= I know this isn't directed at me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (NWM+b) 66 This paranoia reminds me of the Morgellons pseudo-illness craze. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (EbSTN) 67 This reminds me of some of the more extreme behavior addicts will go through to get their next, bigger, high. Like injecting heroin into their eyeballs, or drinking Sterno Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (Izzlo) 68 54 She can masturbate to start her day for all I care. It would be about as effective as what she does........... Posted by: keef at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (O1r5l) So you are saying its effective? Asking for a friend. Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (ZfRYq) 69 Ace, tie this to Gallup findings. Ready to go back to normal? Dem men: 5 percent Dem fem: 3 percent Rep men: 63 percent Rep fem: 54 percent Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (kA3Cp) 70 We don't even know for sure that it isn't transmitted vaginally (some rando who used to empty trash cans at Pfizer told me so). She should probably douche with bleach, just to be sure. Posted by: Crimso at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (uCLNU) 71 Rule number 1. Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (gtatv) 72 >covid-19 toes who knew? Posted by: hevel varik at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (quVbM) 73 Well F you, Science deniers! It's a 100% death sentence for 100% of the people who get it! It's a FACT: Everyone who gets Covid-19 WILL die.* Eventually. Could be years, could be decades. Anyway, lol at the study that just came out that found less than 4% of those who got it never wore a mask. Like, maybe the mask is bullshit? Posted by: RoyalOil at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (Pv7l4) 74 64 These people need Jesus in their lives. And short of that, they at least need a good lay. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U) ========== Any religion would be better than the godless reality they've imposed on themselves. Hell, Islam would probably be better for her mental health. She's covered from head to toe already. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b) 75 Maybe she is just method acting to get the lead role in the gender-switching Monk reboot? Clearly she found a way to up the original characters quirks. Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (Ojki1) 76 It must be horrible to be this paranoid. And when she turns up with some other illness caused by irritating the membranes in her nose with rubbing alcohol 3 or 4 times a day, who will she blame? Will she realize it came from her hysterical obsessive efforts to "be safe"? Posted by: Nunya Biness at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (QrQs9) 77 Imagine how deadly viruses would become if everyone worked this hard to avoid them. Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (xVQEQ) 78 I'm afraid to read the article. It might be one of my relatives. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (EbSTN) 79 She sounds like she has OCD. She needs to get professional help. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2) 80 He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, not to drink, but to dip a Q-Tip in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril. It may sound almost as ridiculous as the suggestion to somehow put bleach into our bodies, but a little bit of soap and alcohol probably cant hurt. ................ Dry mucus membranes are probably a better* environment for COVID. So while she might kill the COVID in the moment, she has created a greater opportunity environment for COVID in the future. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (fGmCi) 81 I am disgusted by the fact that sane people are being shamed by neurotic Karens and flat out nut jobs for returning to their normal lives. Posted by: Jmel at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (bVhJi) 82 good lord that excerpt is bad. i feel like i lost half my IQ just reading it. Posted by: SturmToddler at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (+NdM9) 83 Along the same line of thought. There was this super feminist gynecologist who made a splash a few years back when she verbally btch slapped Gwynneth Paltrow. The cleanses that Paltrow was pushing were causing severe injuries and exacerbating some problems for cervix having humans. Posted by: Mishdog at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (xYtIV) 84 My advice to this woman: Turn off the effing TV. Stop watching/listening to the news. You'll miraculously be fine. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms) 85 78 I'm afraid to read the article. It might be one of my relatives. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (EbSTN) ========= The op-ed is coming from inside the house! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (NWM+b) 86 Right there everyone, right there is the Biden voter prototype LOL! Posted by: keena at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (SyXkh) 87 I saw a show years ago on TLC or something about people with strange phobias. The episode was about germaphobes. One woman would buy ice cream, take it home, boil it and pour it back in the container and refreeze it. She would also cook salad. Another person wouldn't come out of their bathroom. Ever. Because they could wash in there whenever they felt "contaminated." This person literally lived in the bathroom. These were both considered obsessive, abnormal behavior. Now look where the fuck we are today. It makes me sick that we are FORCED to participate in these fuckers' delusions with them. Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (vg8iE) 88 They proudly publish this piece by a woman who's been mentally fragmented by four fucking years of the media's gales of hate and hysteria, topped off with seven months of Virus Porn.* Her husband needs to take her in hand, and stabilize her. She needs help, protection, and comfort, because she's not well. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (YqDXo) 89 >onion goggles just keeps giving Posted by: hevel varik at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (quVbM) 90 74 64 These people need Jesus in their lives. And short of that, they at least need a good lay. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 13, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U) ========== Any religion would be better than the godless reality they've imposed on themselves. Hell, Islam would probably be better for her mental health. She's covered from head to toe already. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b) Do not start taking Islam without a prescription from your Doctor. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ) 91 The Leftists will say Covid 19 is a death sentence at least until the election. And also thereafter if they think it helps them. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (r+sAi) 92 It may sound almost as ridiculous as the suggestion to somehow put bleach into our bodies, but a little bit of soap and alcohol probably cant hurt. This is pretty much the punchline of this article Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (ZfRYq) 93 That bitch is fucked up. Posted by: Max Power at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (q177U) 94 Once again, dildo bouncers can be had on Amazon for $140. Just do a search for Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball. Frequently bought with Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball is Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant, Water Based Lube. You could be bouncing your way to heaven for as little ast $150. No batteries are required. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (QIKHU) 95 Superstitious religious rituals - change my mind. Posted by: Momladyx5 at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (1rNl9) 96 79 She sounds like she has OCD. She needs to get professional help. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2) Probably CDO, where the letters are alphabetized, like they should be. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (PiwSw) 97 Thanks to Guy Smiley, who wrote: 36 This insane article in the WaPo has to be the Karenist thing ever. This lady is clearly mentally ill. Worst part is, she's proud of this insanity.: https://tinyurl.com/yxb24mva Masks? Faceshields? This lady is just getting started with both on at once, and that's after soaping her nostrils and doing something something to her eyelids. And that's not even the craziest part. Not by a longshot. As you continue to read it gets worse and worse, and just when you think it can't possibly get worse...it gets worse. The WaPo should be fined for printing this Panic Porn. Panic Porn. That's great. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (EbSTN) 98 Measures that appear gratuitous are basic efforts at self-preservation To be fair, that's my explanation for why I voted for Trump in 2016, defended him for four years, and will vote for him again this year. Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (786Ro) 99 >I keep away from the sun, so the alcohol doesn't start a fire this can't be topped Posted by: hevel varik at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (quVbM) 100 I'm afraid to read the article. It might be one of my relatives. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (EbSTN) No shit, right? Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (PPDbt) 101 She's obviously obsessive-compulsive or has those tendencies. That seems to me more of a mental health issue. Some people have their breaking point. The media hysteria has pushed a lot of people to that point. I look at it this way- I survived September 11th and a lot of other stuff where I should have been taking a dirt nap. I happened to be in the hospital during some of the worst of the virus. I am still breathing. In fact, I refuse to "die" by not living. That's what some people want, especially people like Cuomo. They want to break your spirit, your will, your resistance and take your freedom. It will take more than an battalion of Karen's and Il Duce Cuomo to dispossess me of my liberty. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (VpIIl) 102 Anyway, lol at the study that just came out that found less than 4% of those who got it never wore a mask. - CDC link here. Scroll down to the bottom of the table for the comedy: https://tinyurl.com/y444rule Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (xVQEQ) 103 I think there's definitely truth to that. I'm spectrumy, and I've changed my behaviors when corrected - my ex in particular kind of dug into that set of flaws and I did my best to correct the ones I can, even though it wasn't enough for her. But I realize I have quirky, not necessarily socially beneficial behaviors and I try to work on them - I don't just say "oh well, I'm nutty, time to be an asshole the rest of my life." Not to say I'm not an asshole, of course. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (FCQR/) 104 94 Once again, dildo bouncers can be had on Amazon for $140. Just do a search for Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball. Frequently bought with Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball is Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant, Water Based Lube. You could be bouncing your way to heaven for as little ast $150. No batteries are required. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (QIKHU) Ads on this site are getting weird. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (Zm+LZ) 105 Dr. once told me to use that Ocusoft stuff for an eye issue I was having. It's bleach. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (1ISKN) 106 Seems a bit excessive. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (nxdel) 107 Asking for a friend. Oh, absolutely. Gar-on-teed. Send us pics........ Posted by: keef at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (O1r5l) 108 A lot of lefty women feel unsafe in this world. They have no men, no God and no family to protect them. They latch on to something, anything that they think they can do to macially protect themselves. Obsessing over that one thing they keeps them from thinking about all the things they should be doing to really improve their life and how miserable they are. She thinks her magical facemask mechinations will protect her from COVID just like she though the Magical Black President could protect her from everything else. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (BJKQV) 109 There's a lady at my neighborhood H-E-B that carries a clear plastic umbrella surrounding her head. Inside the store, on cloudless days. I've pointed and laughed, but she's not getting my message. Posted by: sharksauce at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (DFZnL) 110 It's a FACT: Everyone who gets Covid-19 WILL die.* ____________ Yep, except for the 99.98% who survive it just fine, they all die! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (k4dH2) 111 96 79 She sounds like she has OCD. She needs to get professional help. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2) Probably CDO, where the letters are alphabetized, like they should be. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper lol Posted by: ace, getting divisive at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (PbpT7) 112 The DNC and the Ruling Class thought that scaring everybody with the Wuhan Death Cooties would help them defeat Trump at the polls. All it has done is to frighten their own voters so much that many of them won't show up to vote. Own goal, commies. Own goal. Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (tgUEL) The Wile E. Coyote strategy. Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (5FCda) 113 Maybe WaPo , which is owned by Amazon, is purposely, at the behest of Amazon management, trying to scare people,, so stay home and buy exclusively from Amazon , making it richer and richer. It's a plot! Posted by: runner at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (pQrYJ) 114 While i'd love to mock them, fear is a great motivator for the stupid, and let's face it when it comes to functioning intelligence these people are lucky if they successfully navigate the complexities of working their front door on any given day. The media will scare them to go out and vote, or scare them into going out burn down a neighborhood, as this has often been the case throughout history. I know it's not the PC thing to say, but if you're so f'd up by the medias manipulation that you act like most of these leftist, maybe this cruel mean world isn't the best place for you. Posted by: Rbastid at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (nkTT8) 115 83 Along the same line of thought. There was this super feminist gynecologist who made a splash a few years back when she verbally btch slapped Gwynneth Paltrow. The cleanses that Paltrow was pushing were causing severe injuries and exacerbating some problems for cervix having humans. ------------------ So no steamed clams? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (QIKHU) 116 a friend of mine who worked for Pfizer told me that as long as I'm buying the soap, I should stick some up into each nostril and wash it out a bit. He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, not to drink, but to dip a Q-Tip in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril.* Dude sounds like he's in janitorial division. You never put rubbing alcohol on "open" tissue. Geeze. Horde Medicine 101. If you don't want to use povidine iodine, use EverClear. At least, EverClear WAS designed to go IN you. And at a higher % number than rubbing alcohol. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (x/Nq/) 117 The more I see what the Left is turning people into, the more my own life and development make sense to me. Also, the angrier I get. But I gave that rant already. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (OUMaO) 118 I mean at lest she is not lighting it up afterwards so there is that..l Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (fGmCi) 119 103 I think there's definitely truth to that. I'm spectrumy, and I've changed my behaviors when corrected - my ex in particular kind of dug into that set of flaws and I did my best to correct the ones I can, even though it wasn't enough for her. But I realize I have quirky, not necessarily socially beneficial behaviors and I try to work on them - I don't just say "oh well, I'm nutty, time to be an asshole the rest of my life." Not to say I'm not an asshole, of course. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (FCQR/) The goal is to use your asshole for good instead of evil. Wait, that came out wrong. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (Zm+LZ) 120 And they'll either amp it up to 11-squared or dial it back to zero depending on who wins the election. Is it too late to stop the chain reaction? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (63Dwl) 121 Something tells me this nutjob took most of these precautions even before Covid-19 hit Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (HrMC1) 122 41 Howard Hughes wishes he had lived in this era. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (J70i0) This would have been his Super Bowl Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (Izzlo) 123 I think part of this hysteria is people who have otherwise empty lives, being a participant in the Great Pandemic gives their lives a sense of purpose. And there's this thing I can't talk about without sounding like a jerk, so here goes!! Some people seem to be conditioned to think others care about the minute details of their lives, as much as they do. It's the ol' coddled child thing, where every poopy pants and every time they swallow a bite of food, someone was there to over-emote a "GOOD BOY!" to them. Or more often, good girl. Truth be told. So as adults, everything that happens to them, every morsel they eat, every fart and burp, they announce it to the world. As if we care. Well, we don't. For once in your stupid lives, will you PLEASE have something happen to you, that you DON'T feel compelled to share with the world? Shut. The F*K. Up!! Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12) 124 65 59 >>>did anyone nood the other guys? no -- fuck those guys. We're the only ones who matter. Posted by: ace, getting divisive at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7) I can NOT stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (TdMsT) 125 Hey, Shibari is good shit - it was nice to have for those uh, few weeks it was needed. Now it's just kind of sitting there on the bathroom counter mocking me. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (FCQR/) 126 no -- fuck those guys. We're the only ones who matter. Posted by: ace, getting divisive at October 13, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7) Hey, morons. I put a new post up for you to slobber all over. Turn out the lights on this post when you leave. -never Ace Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (dNzKv) 127 Again: Over 80% will have the virus and will have no sypmtoms. Approx 14% will have the virus and have mild symptoms. Approx 5% will get the virus and be sick. Miserable. But live. Less than 1% die. Extrapolated from the CDC September numbers. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (jUVms) 128 My wife and I have seen some car accidents out here--and narrowly avoided a few--caused by morons like the author, driving in a mask/face shield/gloves. I'm wondering how long before Karen seriously injuries someone--or herself--because she can't see or breathe properly in her Hazmat Suit whilst driving around in her SUV. Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (P3BC+) 129 112 The DNC and the Ruling Class thought that scaring everybody with the Wuhan Death Cooties would help them defeat Trump at the polls. All it has done is to frighten their own voters so much that many of them won't show up to vote. Own goal, commies. Own goal. Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 13, 2020 03:20 PM (tgUEL) =========== They forgot to get their absentee ballots, but going to the polling station is just too dangerous. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (NWM+b) 130 Holy Shiite that was a lot of goat rope just to run to the store and get some TP. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (/Dgcm) 131 Come on baby light my fiiirrrrree Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (fGmCi) 132 I'm so thankful that I'm not that kind of crazy. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (1ISKN) 133 drench my hands with sanitizer I keep away from the sun, so the alcohol doesn't start a fire.* Wut? WTH is she talking about? Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo) 134 Watch...she'll get hit by a bus while sanitizing her car door handles. Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (cF8AT) 135 $140. Just do a search for Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball. Frequently bought with Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball is Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant, Water Based Lube. You could be bouncing your way to heaven for as little ast $150. No batteries are required. Posted by: Puddin Head surprise anal option included ! Posted by: ConfederateFifth at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (4Jold) 136 argh Everyone, please use archive.is rather than link directly and giving traffic to leftist scum. Here's a snapshot of this page someone had already took on 9/10: https://archive.is/0lHBX Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (DTX3h) 137 I can't help but feel like if she were to get the virus, she would immediately check herself in to a hospital and refuse to lease. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (cnTJD) 138 Seriously though, we really need to reopen the insane asylums. Bring those back along with circus freak shows and putting people in stocks in the public square. Add in some public hangings and the guillotine, we could clear a bunch of this shit right up. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Vxu+H) 139 Someone needs to market eyelid sanitizer. "Gee, Your Eyes Look Sanitized!" Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo) 140 Probably CDO, where the letters are alphabetized, like they should be. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 03:26 PM (PiwSw) ISWYDT Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (gTdnT) 141 surprise anal option included ! Posted by: ConfederateFifth at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (4Jold) Took a bad bounce? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (1ISKN) 142 I know it's not the PC thing to say, but if you're so f'd up by the medias manipulation that you act like most of these leftist, maybe this cruel mean world isn't the best place for you. Posted by: Rbastid It's like, there needs to be some place, where they can take asylum away from the world... Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (OUMaO) 143 We should all do garrett the kindness of pointing out when he's starting to act weird. Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S) 144 After that, we're done. Turn off the lights, man. Posted by: Babylon Bee writers at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JhHP1) 145 Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - I doubt there was any exposure whatsoever. Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (xVQEQ) 146 She needs help. Serious help. Not a newspaper pandering to her obvious cries. God bless her, I hope she can break free from this. Posted by: Moki at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (+X9Vs) 147 "Well, we don't. For once in your stupid lives, will you PLEASE have something happen to you, that you DON'T feel compelled to share with the world? Shut. The FK. Up!! Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)" There are degrees of it, though. Look, everybody is self-involved to some extent, and as we are social animals, we usually want to share that. Yeah, I overhear people talking and sometimes I want to just scream "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAY JUST CHEW SOME GUM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP" but I realize that would probably be inappropriate since I'm not in the conversation. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (FCQR/) 148 Frequently bought with Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball is Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant, Water Based Lube. You could be bouncing your way to heaven for as little ast $150. No batteries are required. Posted by: Puddin Head Amazon sells a 55 gallon drum of lubricant. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (x/Nq/) 149 "I keep away from the sun, so the alcohol doesn't start a fire." Hey! Easy there with all the science 'splaining, Madame Curie! Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (U9HLk) 150 He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, not to drink, but to dip a Q-Tip in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril. Vodka Navage. https://navage.com/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (63Dwl) 151 >>And thereby: Our dominant culture stopped reigning people in from mental illness, and started instead affirmatively training people to be mentally ill, and to in fact cultivate mental illness the way one might cultivate a wine connoisseurship or gourmet's palate -- cultivating aspects of insanity as a badge of cultural prestige. THIS! You nailed it. And as a result, they also demonize NORMAL. We're told this is to make the weird/mentally ill feel better. And yet, these caring care-ers feel not a twinge of empathy for normies who are lectured they must bend over backward to be a weirdo, too, to make the insane comfy. Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh) 152 I clicked through to the link because I thought "this must be Jen Rubin." Nope. It's some other woman, who lives in Florida, where it's sunny and warm and Covid germs get destroyed by sunlight. She would probably come unglued if someone sneezed within 20 feet of her. Heck, she's unglued already. Posted by: bluebell at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q) 153 Took a bad bounce? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at Octobe Posted by: ConfederateFifth at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (4Jold) 154 @13Reading a book not titled "Harry Potter" is apparently not on the list of things to do. ----------------- Harry Potter would probably be fine. But the woman who wrote that series is trans-phobic. So that series is on the banned list. Posted by: junior at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (s0ypr) 155 Thanks to Guy Smiley, who wrote: 36 This insane article in the WaPo has to be the Karenist thing ever. This lady is clearly mentally ill. Worst part is, she's proud of this insanity.: https://tinyurl.com/yxb24mva ======== These freaks should get together like the Yorkshiremen. "I'm so scared I swab my nostrils with alcohol." "Oh you HAVE nostrils, do you? I had mine sewn shut and replaced with a trach tube!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (G51Gf) 156 Before you enter a room, you want to fill it with a 5% propane and oxygen mixture then strike a match. It will flash off all the live virus. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (dNzKv) 157 And they'll either amp it up to 11-squared or dial it back to zero depending on who wins the election. Is it too late to stop the chain reaction? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (63Dwl) Nothing is going to stop this shit now. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (PPDbt) 158 I know a black woman here in town who, 5 months ago, was laughing to me about how her sister was so Scared of the Corona that everytime she went outside, she wrapped her feet in aluminum foil and wrapped all of her hand and arms and face up with Saran Wrap. And she had gone all over her house and wrapped the inside of every window tightly with Aluminum Foil, to keep the Corona out. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J) 159 At least, EverClear WAS designed to go IN you. And at a higher % number than rubbing alcohol. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:27 PM (x/Nq/) And more fundamentally, we're talking about ethanol vs. isopropanol. Guzzling the latter is only advised if you're a leftist. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (YqDXo) 160 I just had a brilliant idea. Instead of the dildo being attached to a round ball, you attach it to a football. That way you never know what you're going to get. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (1ISKN) 161 Frequently bought with Pink Diamond Single Magic Ball is Shibari Premium Personal Lubricant, Water Based Lube Here on the HQ, we endorse "CBD Sex Lube and Massage Oil(tm)". It's guaranteed not to have maple syrup in it. Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (ZGrMX) 162 125 Hey, Shibari is good shit - it was nice to have for those uh, few weeks it was needed. Now it's just kind of sitting there on the bathroom counter mocking me. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (FCQR/) You can still use it for...other things, can't you? Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (Ez6QX) 163 Actually I reverse my previous statements, I'm perfect and if anyone takes issue with any behavior I exhibit it's because they're garbage. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (FCQR/) 164 Kind of an interesting fresh take on the disastrous recent Star Wars films. Some vlogger called "robot head": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXkrtHyk0-c Posted by: Max Power at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (q177U) 165 Hawley is doing a GREAT job clearing up all of the Dems' BS from the ACB hearing. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (4pK1/) 166 Seriously though, we really need to reopen the insane asylums. Bring those back along with circus freak shows and putting people in stocks in the public square. Add in some public hangings and the guillotine, we could clear a bunch of this shit right up. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Oh, those are coming, alright. They just intend them for us. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (OUMaO) 167 Josh Hawley looks like a pilot: Hi, I'm Ben Sasse. I'll be your pilot today. Flight time will be 2 hours. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (EbSTN) 168 I'm triggered by your speciesism. All y'all's speciesism. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (sWM8x) 169 She didn't need covid to make her crazy. She already was. Or she's putting everyone on. Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (HrMC1) 170 Totally. One nice thing about the internet is getting to meet other people like you, who you wouldn't otherwise know existed. But, most parts of life don't include people just like you, and it used to be if you acted like complete fag and talked like your shit was all retarded, the world would you beat you up for that. Sometimes too much, but usually just enough. Now, you can just find other weirdo asswipes and they'll tell you how cool are you are. So you become a shut-in and only listen to them. And then you buy the hype about how great it is to be a whackjob. And then you buy the Miley Cyrus CD. And then neon rainbow makeup and the lip piercings and a dickiotomy. Before you know it, you're above the fold at AoS getting utterly savaged as an exemplary Freak of our Times. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (eXmcp) 171 These are the people who make fun of Trump voters for not reading books. Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (xVQEQ) 172 151 >>And thereby: Our dominant culture stopped reigning people in from mental illness, and started instead affirmatively training people to be mentally ill, and to in fact cultivate mental illness the way one might cultivate a wine connoisseurship or gourmet's palate -- cultivating aspects of insanity as a badge of cultural prestige. THIS! You nailed it. And as a result, they also demonize NORMAL. We're told this is to make the weird/mentally ill feel better. And yet, these caring care-ers feel not a twinge of empathy for normies who are lectured they must bend over backward to be a weirdo, too, to make the insane comfy. Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh) Makes whirring Apache attack helicopter noises of agreement Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ) 173 What in the holy of holiest are COVID toes? As somoene in the healthcare world, I have never heard of this 'condition'. I feel almost like contracting the Wong Flu just to go walk around her neighborhood like a zombie... Posted by: Mr Wolf at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (znbKa) 174 Wow. So you CAN get crazier and there is no such thing as craziest. Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy...and now...Judiciary at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (jV+aN) 175 A blowtorch will kill SARS-CoV-2 virus, and perform way better than bleach. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (JhHP1) 176 Take a look around what can statistically kill you. Stuff that you do every day when you walk out the front door. Look at how many more people those casual, pedestrian, everyday events kill each year. Then look back at this virus, which will probably be gone inside a year kills. You have a better chance of getting killed in a car accident. So- will you now stop driving? What people lack is intellectual perspective. That is ubiquitous across many issues in our society today, especially politics. It's a pathos driven, manic environment where people take action first and face the bad results of their decisions later. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl) 177 It is going to take her forever to vote. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (fGmCi) 178 "You can still use it for...other things, can't you? Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)" It definitely makes the frying pan non-stick, but I can't really endorse the flavor. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (FCQR/) 179 175 A blowtorch will kill SARS-CoV-2 virus, and perform way better than bleach. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (JhHP1) ========= Fire purifies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (NWM+b) 180 All the buildings in Japan now have a hand sanitizer station at the entrance. Actually, many had that before the kung-flu as a ... hell, I have no idea why they had it. They just did, next to the umbrella stands. Anyway, I never got the purpose. Is there some fear people have that their hands might be unclean? Or do they just like the smell of free alcohol and glycerin? I think businesses do it just to show they are "doing all they can." Like an offering to the Gods hoping nothing bad happens so they can stay in business. But why do people use them? My theory is that it is like the Catholics with the holy water sign-of-cross when entering the church. Purely symbolic to purify the soul. They have become what they fear most - superstitious and religious. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (LWu6U) 181 Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara There was a report of a car fire somewhere this summer attributed to hand sanitizer left in the sun. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (dNzKv) 182 ACB is doing great. She seems unflappable. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (11H2y) 183 >onion goggles just keeps giving Posted by: hevel varik at October 13, 2020 03:25 PM (quVbM) Those are apparently real. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (/Dgcm) 184 166 Seriously though, we really need to reopen the insane asylums. Bring those back along with circus freak shows and putting people in stocks in the public square. Add in some public hangings and the guillotine, we could clear a bunch of this shit right up. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Oh, those are coming, alright. They just intend them for us. Posted by: Brother Tim sez: #BurnTwitterBurn at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (OUMaO) The NYT says it ain't so bad. Free healthcare, a living wage, and the sex is to die for. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (Zm+LZ) 185 Does this woman have kids? If so, CPS should check in. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (G51Gf) 186 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN) 187 The best part about this article is they think they are shaming us into compliance Our tears of laughter at this loon will be further proof we are Hitler Posted by: RoyalOil at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (Pv7l4) 188 144 After that, we're done. Turn off the lights, man. Posted by: Babylon Bee writers at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (JhHP1) This article needs to be submitted to Notthebee.com Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (Izzlo) 189 Would Henry Waxman need a mop instead of a q tip? Posted by: henry A Shop-Vac. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (vcOmj) 190 176 What people lack is intellectual perspective. That is ubiquitous across many issues in our society today, especially politics. It's a pathos driven, manic environment where people take action first and face the bad results of their decisions later. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl) ============ Wait...you're telling me that there's a chance that I will die if I drive to the grocery store? locks self in house forever starves Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (NWM+b) 191 Coons was so disingenuous when he was up. Like the Dems wouldn't already have their nominee in. Nevertheless, I think somebody should ask ACB her thoughts on Murphy's Law. Because that law has been horrendous. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (r+sAi) 192 She needs to wear a sign and scream "I'm a lunatic" everywhere she goes so that sane people will be fairly warned to avoid her. Similar to yelling "unclean" in Biblical times. Posted by: Common Sense at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (JNTt1) 193 My twin brother's first wife, now a rabid leftist who worships Rachel Maddow, has always been bizarrely fearful of life in general. Covid has pushed my ex SIL completely over the edge. She quit her job, hasn't left her house since March and has pushed away every friend she's ever had. She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) 194 Related: People who think that adding "clapping" emojis between each word makes the lie you are telling become magically true. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (/EuRN) 195 Q: What do you call a dildo attached to a basketball? A: The Lebron. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (1ISKN) 196 Dat bitch be crazy Posted by: Adrian Monk at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (786Ro) 197 167 Josh Hawley looks like a pilot: Hi, I'm Ben Sasse. I'll be your pilot today. Flight time will be 2 hours. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:31 PM (EbSTN) Well, sorry about that "typo." Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (EbSTN) 198 you are a fucking freak get away from me Posted by: fireman1 at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (nAGcF) 199 What in the holy of holiest are COVID toes? Some peoples toes turn purple late in the disease. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (dNzKv) 200 Diary Of An OCD Sufferer? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (TNwUT) 201 What people lack is intellectual perspective. That is ubiquitous across many issues in our society today, especially politics. It's a pathos driven, manic environment where people take action first and face the bad results of their decisions later. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl) But if you focus on one thing. One thing that isn't really even a threat, and put all your energy into protecting yourself from that one thing, then you're safe. You don't have to think about all of the other things that can kill you. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (BJKQV) 202 176 Take a look around what can statistically kill you. Stuff that you do every day when you walk out the front door. Look at how many more people those casual, pedestrian, everyday events kill each year. Then look back at this virus, which will probably be gone inside a year kills. You have a better chance of getting killed in a car accident. So- will you now stop driving? What people lack is intellectual perspective. That is ubiquitous across many issues in our society today, especially politics. It's a pathos driven, manic environment where people take action first and face the bad results of their decisions later. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (VpIIl) I don't think it is necessarily an issue of people lacking intellectual perspective, it is likely it isn't all that common throughout history. What we have is an elite class intentionally fomenting panic and mental instability. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Zm+LZ) 203 She would probably come unglued if someone sneezed within 20 feet of her. Heck, she's unglued already. Posted by: bluebell at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q) She needs to be tied down to a lawn chair while 20 puerto ricans walk by and sneeze on her. And then throw her and the lawn chair into the pool, lift her head above water every 30 seconds and tell her it doesn't end until she yells THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??? yeah, just keep it up assholes, you'll end up with someone like me in charge and then you'll be sorry. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J) 204 If I pass all these tests, I can enter the world. Yeah, you know what? Just stay home. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (TNwUT) 205 20-minute break. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (EbSTN) 206 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at Octobe maybe a soccer shoe? Posted by: ConfederateFifth at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (4Jold) 207 Maybe the WaPo published this as their balanced response to Orange Man Bad saying not to let fear of the virus dominate your life. Posted by: Caliban at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (QE8X6) 208 This is like Dudley Moore's CRAZY PEOPLE, but with a Newsroom instead of an Advertising Agency. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (b+IrV) 209 203 She would probably come unglued if someone sneezed within 20 feet of her. Heck, she's unglued already. Posted by: bluebell at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (/669Q) She needs to be tied down to a lawn chair while 20 puerto ricans walk by and sneeze on her. And then throw her and the lawn chair into the pool, lift her head above water every 30 seconds and tell her it doesn't end until she yells THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER??? yeah, just keep it up assholes, you'll end up with someone like me in charge and then you'll be sorry. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (Kpl3J) ========= Is Zod socking Tom Servo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) 210 She's not serious if she doesn't slap a hot iron to it. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc) 211 193 My twin brother's first wife, now a rabid leftist who worships Rachel Maddow, has always been bizarrely fearful of life in general. Covid has pushed my ex SIL completely over the edge. She quit her job, hasn't left her house since March and has pushed away every friend she's ever had. She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) Fear is an emotion. insert obligatory Dune reference. The paths chosen are often illogical. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (Zm+LZ) 212 207 Maybe the WaPo published this as their balanced response to Orange Man Bad saying not to let fear of the virus dominate your life. Posted by: Caliban at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (QE8X6) ========= So, a contrast of visions, huh? I wonder which is more appealing to people... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) 213 I know it's not the PC thing to say, but if you're so f'd up by the medias manipulation Many people appear to lack the subroutine that checks for the plausibility of, and evidence supporting, an assertion. "How does this square with my experience and observations? Plausible, or no? If not so plausible, what is the evidence supporting the assertion?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (YqDXo) 214 Ah: Paulette Cooper Noble has written 26 books, and over 1,000 articles for New York Magazine, New York Times, Washington Post, Parade, TV Guide, Cosmopolitan, The Sunday Times of London, National Law Journal, National Enquirer, Star, The New York Post, Working Mother, Travel Agent, Travel Weekly, etc. She has won 9 writing awards * and launched her career as a freelance writer after graduating from Brandeis in 3 years with Honors. She spent a summer at Harvard studying comparative religion, and then completed an M.A degree in Clinical Psychology. She was harassed by Scientologists for 15 years after writing a book about the cult. http://www.paulettecooper.com/ Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (bDqIh) 215 174 Wow. So you CAN get crazier and there is no such thing as craziest. Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy...and now...Judiciary at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (jV+aN) --------- The last 4 years are a testament to crazy one-upmanship. Just when you think you have peak crazy someone is sanitizing their eyelids. Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (jUVms) 216 But did this person put a q-tip dipped in rubbing alcohol up their pee hole? Because I hear the pee hole is the primary transmission vector. Someone should tell her so she can get started on this routine. I hear it needs to be done hourly to be effective. Posted by: DPICM at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (M2VUX) 217 If I pass all these tests, I can enter the world. By "enter the world," s/he means sit in front of the computer and absorb Twitter. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (TNwUT) 218 She'll stop the OCD COVID precautions if the Dems win the election. It's her hatred of Republicans, and the MSM amplification of that hatred, that make her do this obsessive stuff. You'll see. She'll stop if and when Trump is out of office. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (qpX6U) 219 It's important to understand that the people driving destructive policy aren't afraid of shit, and those policies are destructive by design. It's their rank and file that are going all batshit with it. This has been set up as a giant diversion - they have encouraged the creation of panicked moonbats, while also sock-puppeting to promote the hardcore "it's a hooaxxx!" contingent. The domestic left thus gains cover to continue their wholesale economic destruction, while the PRC no doubt is rolling around on the floor laughing over what was either a deliberate attack, or an accident or coincidence conveniently shoe-horned into one. Engaging the rank and file is pointless; you need to address those driving the policy and their motives directly. Posted by: there are only three star wars films at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (EEVQU) 220 211 Fear is an emotion. insert obligatory Dune reference. The paths chosen are often illogical. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (Zm+LZ) =========== "Fear is a choice." -Cypher Raige, from After Earth (masterpiece) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (NWM+b) 221 Does she glue her tampons to her living room wall so they form a giant hoohah? Oh...and glitter it. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (Y274z) 222 186 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN) That sounds like it would hurt. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (Ez6QX) 223 Mental illness is no joke people. Kidding, these crazy lefties are funny as hell. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (xceTB) 224 Is Zod socking Tom Servo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) I think I'm still pissed off about that check. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J) 225 I liked when she said "when i get back from somewhere, like the doctor's..." How much you want to bet she's in the doctor's office every two days? Posted by: ace, cashing his Arby's check and gettin' paid in gyros at October 13, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7) ... We need to make a game of the only places this woman goes. "When I get back from somewhere, like the pool supply store for my industrial chlorine..." Posted by: TexasDan at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (yL25O) 226 186 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN) They tried attaching a dildo to a football. It always took a knee. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (BJKQV) 227 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN) And everybody is all greased up on the ice rink. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (/Dgcm) 228 You laugh, but I do some volunteer work with the elderly. Some of them may be 80 or so, but before this started they were mentally alert and healthy. After watching the 24/7 Scare Theater some have become recluses. We bring them food and everything else they need. They want it sterilized. They want you in PPE. It's become an unhealthy obsession. I tell them to cut the TV cable and come outside. There is plenty of life left to live. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (VpIIl) 229 >>If I pass all these tests, I can enter the world. Yeah, but you forgot to feed your cats. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (b+IrV) 230 Karen must be single. How often have we seen sane married people descend into madness all because there is not a spouse there to say knock it off do you see how bugfuck nuts you look? Note this goes both ways. Both men an women. Posted by: usntakim at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (0OmEj) 231 The next thing is not something I am suggesting you do; a friend of mine who worked for ~~Pfizer~~ Satan told me that as long as I'm buying the soap gerbils, I should stick some up into ~~each nostril and wash it out~~ my ass and spin them around a bit. He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, ~~not to~~ as a wonderful drink, but also to dip a ~~Q-Tip~~ bayonet in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril ("pre-frontal robotomy", I think he called it). It may sound almost as ridiculous as the suggestion to somehow put ~~bleach~~ wasps' nests into our bodies, but a little bit of soap ~~and alcohol probably can't hurt~~ will never never never ever erase the pain in my heart and my eyes as I go through the lonely years. ~~ gives the barrel the finger ~~ ~~Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)~~ at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (pNxlR) 232 I approve of her commitment to a germ free life. Posted by: Howard Hughes at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (J70i0) 233 193 My twin brother's first wife, now a rabid leftist who worships Rachel Maddow, has always been bizarrely fearful of life in general. Covid has pushed my ex SIL completely over the edge. She quit her job, hasn't left her house since March and has pushed away every friend she's ever had. She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) For some reason, leftist politics exerts a siren call to the mentally ill, or to be charitable, let me say the "emotionally unstable." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (YqDXo) 234 Is Zod socking Tom Servo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) Zod/Servo 2024: We're not in this together with you. You're in this together with us. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (/EuRN) 235 224 Is Zod socking Tom Servo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) I think I'm still pissed off about that check. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Kpl3J) =========== I DIDN'T DO IT!!! I SWEAR!!! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (NWM+b) 236 I got Karened last week on the water taxi. Guy who is scanning our passes, who has a mask on, a face shield, standing behind plexiglass, has the scanner on a six foot pole to scan my pass. I laughed at him and said "just when I thought we couldn't get stupider," and sat down. He found me on the ferry and yelled at me to "keep your insensitive comments to yourself, as my wife is going through chemo and I have to protect her!!!!" next time i see him, I'm holding my nose, extending my arm out as much as possible, exaggerating how far I can be from him to scan my pass and then laugh. fuck the left. oh, and I reported that he frightened me and was intimidating with his white male superiority in an email to his supervisor. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud) 237 Amazon sells a 55 gallon drum of lubricant. Posted by: rickb223 To bad it doesn't come in bulk. https://tinyurl.com/y4sb87pl Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (Rvt88) 238 All their panicked behavior, and I've stayed just as COVID-free as any of them. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (oVJmc) 239 I would laugh out loud if Mz. Cray-Cray took a test and found out she already had COVID. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (JhHP1) 240 She quit her job, hasn't left her house since March and has pushed away every friend she's ever had. She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) She won't even venture out to mail her ballot I bet Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (HrMC1) 241 The Stupid It took over while i was gone! Posted by: Astronaut Dave Bowman at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z) 242 Plus side: Lots of opportunities in the future for Mental Health Professionals. Down side: Mental Heath treatment is largely bullshit, basically one step (and not a big one) from endorsing phrenology. ... WASTF Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (Ojki1) 243 Covid Has No Home Here Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (b+IrV) 244 They've turned everyone into Howard Hughes. Posted by: notsothoreau at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (JKNZq) 245 There was a report of a car fire somewhere this summer attributed to hand sanitizer left in the sun. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (dNzKv) Possible mechanism: heat of Sun vaporizes alcohol, which pools in low areas of car interior, and builds higher and higher, mixed, of course with air. Explosive mixture, amirite? Car owner returns to car, opens door, and tiny spark from dome light switch ignites vapor. Kaboom happens. Not saying it's likely, but doesn't violate any physical laws. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (gTdnT) 246 >>Does this woman have kids? If so, CPS should check in. "She currently lives in Palm Beach with Paul and their two teacup shih-tzus, Polo & Peek-a-Boo." No kids mentioned on her site. Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh) 247 I didn't wear a mask today. For the last hour and a half, I've been listening to Dean Martin and putting down a few beers. Better check myself in to the farm. Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (I58tH) 248 Vodka Navage. https://navage.com/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM So you're getting those stupid radio commercials, too? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ejd/p) 249 Yeah, but you forgot to feed your cats. Posted by: garrett Can you imagine? Her cats. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (TNwUT) 250 Aw, shit! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (pNxlR) 251 She won't even venture out to mail her ballot I bet Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (HrMC1) But I bet she's online screeching along with the other crazy lefties 24/7 Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (BJKQV) 252 95% of Democrat men and 97% of Democrat women want the lock downs, the mask mandates and quarantines to continue-- they never want to go back to 2019! Is it any wonder that Joe Biden thinks it's a winning issue? Posted by: RoyalOil at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Pv7l4) 253 186 How about a dildo attached to a football. That way you never know which way it's going to bounce. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 13, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN) _________ As long as you don't let Gronk spike it anywhere near your crotch. Posted by: sharksauce at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (DFZnL) 254 She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) My wife knows someone similar. It is an irrational phobia. I have a few, but these people have gone over the edge. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (J70i0) 255 We will end up inevitably at the Ugg Lace Dildo Bouncer. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (B+qrE) 256 Nevertheless, I think somebody should ask ACB her thoughts on Murphy's Law. Because that law has been horrendous. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (r+sAi) ACB, would you consider repealing the Law of Thermodynamics. That would do wonders for our energy conservation program. Might as well fvck with the progtard Senators. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (/Dgcm) 257 My psycho ex-gf was like that. When Republicans were elected, she'd deliberately make bad health choices, including refusing to sign up for OCare. Then when she got sick, she'd say "Republicans took away my health care." This is a TRUE story! Progressive hatred of conservatives drives them to do obsessive and stupid things. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (qpX6U) 258 Oh my, Krebs. If you wanted our attention you could have just said "Yoo-hoo!" Posted by: bluebell at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (/669Q) 259 He found me on the ferry and yelled at me to "keep your insensitive comments to yourself, as my wife is going through chemo and I have to protect her!!!!" ... Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud) "I think a divorce would be easier." Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (/EuRN) 260 You can't spell COVID without OCD Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (HrMC1) 261 Take a look around what can statistically kill you. Stuff that you do every day when you walk out the front door. Look at how many more people those casual, pedestrian, everyday events kill each year. Then look back at this virus, which will probably be gone inside a year kills. You have a better chance of getting killed in a car accident. So- will you now stop driving? Posted by: Marcus T I've stated for years that Americans, as a group, have no ability to evaluate risk intelligently. The panic over Wuflu is but just the latest example. Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Rvt88) 262 259 He found me on the ferry and yelled at me to "keep your insensitive comments to yourself, as my wife is going through chemo and I have to protect her!!!!" ... Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud) "I think a divorce would be easier." Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (/EuRN) =========== coughs doesn't cover mouth Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (NWM+b) 263 Hypochondriacs have always been with us. It's just now we are supposed to celebrate that they're really "the new normal." Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (OafoN) 264 He found me on the ferry and yelled at me to "keep your insensitive comments to yourself, as my wife is going through chemo and I have to protect her!!!!" -- Holy sht he's still taking her to the hospital?!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (xVQEQ) 265 Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (VpIIl) There is a couple down the street from us who are in their mid-80s, who were hospitalized for influenza earlier in the year, and the husband in particular is not in great health, but they walk through the neighborhood every day, sans mask. They're great people, and whenever I'm out running and see them I ask them if there's anything I can do to help them. Only once have they taken me up on the offer. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (YqDXo) 266 I always figured that a dildo attached to a football was called Colin Kaepernick. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JhHP1) 267 It is extremely depressing, frustrating, and annoying to see these people out in public. Far too many. I just want to shake them silly. Did they all simply not like the lives they used to have? Now I'm wondering if all this time they've put up fronts of tolerance for dirt, germs, viruses when they really wanted to wrap their bodies up like mummies and not go out anywhere unless they had to. Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (66BnU) 268 "She currently lives in Palm Beach with Paul and their two teacup shih-tzus, Polo Peek-a-Boo." No kids mentioned on her site. Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh) Paul is at the bar and hasn't returned for six months. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (J70i0) 269 Look how the numbers shifted on taking a vaccine. Once Democrats took their Political War to a Battle on Vaccines, the numbers shifted dramatically downward on the number of people who trust the FDA and take the vaccine. This is just the psyop portion of Democrats War on the Citizenry. But Vote for the Old Demented Guy who secretly is pushing socialism or something. Posted by: Marcus T at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (VpIIl) 270 We will end up inevitably at the Ugg Lace Dildo Bouncer. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM And a great Horde nic was born for some lucky lurker. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (ejd/p) 271 "Well, we don't. For once in your stupid lives, will you PLEASE have something happen to you, that you DON'T feel compelled to share with the world? Shut. The FK. Up!! Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 03:28 PM (hku12)" There are degrees of it, though. Look, everybody is self-involved to some extent, and as we are social animals, we usually want to share that. Yeah, I overhear people talking and sometimes I want to just scream "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAY JUST CHEW SOME GUM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP" but I realize that would probably be inappropriate since I'm not in the conversation. Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM (FCQR/) Let's be honest, a lot of this happens at work, where if you come in on Monday and I ask "how was your weekend," you're probably going to tell me if you did something like exciting, like say "we went to the lake, it was great!" I'm going to tell you I sat around all weekend eating Cheetos, watching football (this is fictional me, not the real me). And that's that. Conversation over. But then Sally Sadsack is going to come in, before anybody asks and say "you guys, you won't believe what happened to me this weekend, I was at the hairdresser and......" A 10 minute long story that goes nowhere. Then around 10:30, she's going to be telling everyone she's hungry. Then at 1, she's going to be telling everyone she ate too much lasagna for lunch, and it was a leftover from the night before and blah blah blah. At 2:30 she'll tell us she's tired. At 3, it's a pain in her left foot. SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID BINT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? NOBODY. CARES!!!!!!!!!! See? There's a difference. Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12) 272 "They latch on to something, anything that they think they can do to macially protect themselves. " If they would latch onto firearms, they would feel a lot safer. That's my plan Posted by: notsothoreau at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (JKNZq) 273 Other than PDT, I'm voting for the candidites that allow access to their holez by the voterz. It's the only way to be fair. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Y274z) 274 261 Take a look around what can statistically kill you. Stuff that you do every day when you walk out the front door. Look at how many more people those casual, pedestrian, everyday events kill each year. Then look back at this virus, which will probably be gone inside a year kills. You have a better chance of getting killed in a car accident. So- will you now stop driving? Posted by: Marcus T I've stated for years that Americans, as a group, have no ability to evaluate risk intelligently. The panic over Wuflu is but just the latest example. Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Rvt8 I would broaden that to humanity. How do you think we figured out what wasn't poisonous? Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (Zm+LZ) 275 She keeps her hands, drenched with sanitizer, out of the sun, to avoid starting a fire...... This article is a joke right? The Washington POSt is going to claim they were hacked, right? Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (rf8LA) 276 I imagine the alcohol in the nostrils helps take down the smell of cat pee in her house. Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2020 03:41 PM (ZfRYq) 277 I'm surprised this woman hasn't put rubbing alcohol in her neti pot. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing Along With Covid's Hit I Fought the Trump and the Trump Won at the Outrage Outlet! at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (y1PuL) 278 For some reason, leftist politics exerts a siren call to the mentally ill, or to be charitable, let me say the "emotionally unstable." ----------------------- I think the observed suicidal response to Gothe's The Sorrows of Young Werther in the 19th C got some media people thinking on how they can crop more Werthers. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (QIKHU) 279 always figured that a dildo attached to a football was called Colin Kaepernick. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JhHP1) Michael Sam Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (PPDbt) 280 Someone should check this lady in the the RBG suite an the DC feminazi hotel for lezbos Posted by: Inogame at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (+2xjH) 281 Huh. Biden has such a yuuuuuge lead over DJT that the slacker lazy-assed Obammy to hit the campaign trail in his stead. Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (WQZ1O) 282 You ever seen the movie Bug? This lady sounds like she's not far from that territory. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (H5knJ) 283 It is extremely depressing, frustrating, and annoying to see these people out in public. Far too many. I just want to shake them silly. Did they all simply not like the lives they used to have? Now I'm wondering if all this time they've put up fronts of tolerance for dirt, germs, viruses when they really wanted to wrap their bodies up like mummies and not go out anywhere unless they had to. Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (66BnU) No, they're led around by what is said on TV. If they announced that to live a healthy life you need to roll around in a mud puddle each day, they would do it. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (J70i0) 284 I was asked to leave the bank today because I wasn't wearing a mask. Re-read that if you didn't catch it. Don't enter the bank unless you're wearing a mask. It's a fantastic feeling to have that happen. If you haven't experienced it, be sure to do it before November 5th. Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (xVQEQ) 285 248 Vodka Navage. https://navage.com/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2020 03:30 PM So you're getting those stupid radio commercials, too? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (ejd/p ================== Escort quality, Hooker price? Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (MkuC5) 286 Coons and Hawley both referred to another chance they'll be getting to ask Amy questions tomorrow. Which suggests that we'll be hearing from all of them again. And maybe again. And again. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (EbSTN) 287 5% of Democrat men and 97% of Democrat women want the lock downs, the mask mandates and quarantines to continue-- they never want to go back to 2019! Is it any wonder that Joe Biden thinks it's a winning issue? Posted by: RoyalOil at October 13, 2020 03:39 PM (Pv7l4) Hopefully they'll be too scared to even bother voting. Can you imagine the disaster if some judge said that there MUST be in--person voting? Trump would win 48 states. Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (HrMC1) 288 Also, it sounds as if some "expert" told this extremely hypochondriac woman that the sure way to avoid Chinese Bat Cooties was to walk around naked with a carrot up her butt, she'd ask if they had to be "organically grown" and peeled first. Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (OafoN) 289 >>So, a contrast of visions, huh? I wonder which is more appealing to people... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:35 PM (NWM+b) I think the scary answer is there are a lot of people who will find something almost like sexual joy in reading this article. I think that's what it has come to. Posted by: Caliban at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (QE8X6) 290 My favorite part: "Before I finger myself, I dip my entire hand in bleach for 4 hours, and then put on a sterilized finger-cot on each of my digits, including my thumb (just in case things go awry)." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (TNwUT) 291 keep your insensitive comments to yourself, as my wife is going through chemo and I have to protect her!!!!" ... Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud) He had to find you to inform you about his personal tragedy. People didn't used to do this before the Internet. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (BJKQV) 292 I've stated for years that Americans, as a group, have no ability to evaluate risk intelligently. The panic over Wuflu is but just the latest example. Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (Rvt8 People panicking over WuFlu lighting up a cigarette to calm themselves down ... Few people think quantitatively. "This is a big matter, that is a small matter." Instead, they tend either to view all things as comparable, or worse, get the distinction backwards. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (YqDXo) 293 For some reason, leftist politics exerts a siren call to the mentally ill, or to be charitable, let me say the "emotionally unstable." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (YqDXo) just a quick guess: Conservative politics says, generally, "Rely on yourself! You can do it!!! You are free!" Leftist politics says "No you can't! You need someone much bigger to take care of you!!!! Anyone who doesn't want that wants to kill you!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Kpl3J) 294 >>She keeps her hands, drenched with sanitizer, out of the sun, to avoid starting a fire. It's always burning. Since the world's been turning, Sugartits. Posted by: Billy Joel at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (b+IrV) 295 193 My twin brother's first wife, now a rabid leftist who worships Rachel Maddow, has always been bizarrely fearful of life in general. Covid has pushed my ex SIL completely over the edge. She quit her job, hasn't left her house since March and has pushed away every friend she's ever had. She has no life whatever. What in her life is she trying to preserve by this behavior? She has nothing left. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:33 PM (TdMsT) Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) 296 How the fvck am i supposed to get anything done and read the AOSHQ comments? Asking for a friend or a social worker? Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Y274z) 297 It's not because I don't follow the science. It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. This seems like a false premise. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (yQpMk) 298 Imagine getting your news spoon fed to you by the electric jew. Posted by: Seriously at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (JruLz) 299 She probably supports teaching grade-school kids about sodomy in sex-education classes. Nothing infectious about that. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (qpX6U) 300 "Fear is a choice." -Cypher Raige, from After Earth (masterpiece) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (NWM+b) Can someone reach out to TJM's loved ones and get a Well fare check, please? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Ojki1) 301 drench my hands with sanitizer I keep away from the sun, so the alcohol doesn't start a fire. Wut? WTH is she talking about? Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Don't think she took it. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (x/Nq/) 302 If I still had my Cafe Press site I would offer for purchase a simple little message to adorn t-shirts, mugs, what ever... "Fauxdemic Survivor 2020" Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Y4vJZ) 303 I have an acquaintance --- (her son and my daughter dated in HS) --- whose mother was terrified of the 'Rona. Maybe not as bad as this broad, but still too frightened to leave home. Her neighbor would get things for her and leave them near the door so they could be cleansed. You get the picture. Mother got a tooth abscess but of course would not go to the dentist where she might get the Plague. The neighbor finally caught a glimpse of her and FORCIBLY took her. Face swollen like a balloon. This led to a severe bone infection, requiring removal of a chunk of her jaw. One thing led to another and previously healthy Mother died of endocarditis at age 63. This may be an extreme case but I don't think it's an outlier. The hysteria is actually killing people. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (M/9m0) 304 You take a risk every time you open the door, or get behind the wheel, or stick your dick in a toaster. Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Izzlo) 305 Our only hope for continuing as a country (for maybe another 4-years) is if regular people read this weapons-grade lunacy and react with "She's Cray-Cray" and not "Trump's Fault". Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (NYS7S) 306 I wonder how that actress from "The Big Bang Theory" who had been subdued by her cats to the point where they were using her bed as a litter box pre-WiFlu is doing now. (Mayim Bialik) Perhaps the cats got her to don a ball gag. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (pNxlR) 307 Huh. Biden has such a yuuuuuge lead over DJT that the slacker lazy-assed Obammy to hit the campaign trail in his stead. ** Shit Midas is on the job! Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (U9HLk) 308 Huh. Biden has such a yuuuuuge lead over DJT that the slacker lazy-assed Obammy to hit the campaign trail in his stead. Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 03:42 PM (WQZ1O) I don't know. This might be bad news. I've said that Barky will only go out and campaign if it looks like Biden might win. This way he'll get the credit for the victory. Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (HrMC1) 309 She keeps her dildos on the night stand in a giant jar filled with blue liquid. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (b+IrV) 310 Possible mechanism: heat of Sun vaporizes alcohol, which pools in low areas of car interior, and builds higher and higher, mixed, of course with air. Explosive mixture, amirite? Car owner returns to car, opens door, and tiny spark from dome light switch ignites vapor. Kaboom happens. Not saying it's likely, but doesn't violate any physical laws. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (gTdnT) This is why you always use the remote to unlock the doors BEFORE you get close to the car. Go ahead and lock/unlock them a couple of times for luck. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (/Dgcm) 311 oh, and I reported that he frightened me and was intimidating with his white male superiority in an email to his supervisor. taps bench seat Come sit by me. Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (q2K0j) 312 Reprising what I was told yesterday by a SHERIFF'S DEPUTY who was working security at Sam's Club, when I offered him a copy of my COPD/COVID letter: "No, ma'am. We don't need that. We can't force you to wear a mask. All we can do is ask." Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (XxJt1) 313 "The next thing is not something I am suggesting you do; a friend of mine who worked for Pfizer told me that as long as I'm buying the soap, I should stick some up into each nostril and wash it out a bit. He also suggested isopropyl alcohol, not to drink, but to dip a Q-Tip in and then gently move it around the inside of each nostril. It may sound almost as ridiculous as the suggestion to somehow put bleach into our bodies, but a little bit of soap and alcohol probably can't hurt." ---- "worked at Pfizer." Means nothing at all. I used to work at Pfizer and I think she's nuts. Which is just my opinion. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (QqqS4) 314 these people have lost whatever sanity they once had... Posted by: redc1c4 at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (sL8H+) 315 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) She'll vote by mail--trust me. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (TdMsT) 316 That Wolkoff woman, the aide to Melania Trump who wrote the sleazy tell-all book and repeated confidences, is now being sued by the DOJ. Apparently there was a non-disclosure contract in place that Wolkoff had signed, in which she had agreed not to blab confidential, non-public things that she learned in the course of her job as Melania's aide. The DOJ is asking that all profits from the woman's book be confiscated and donated to a government trust. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (k4dH2) 317 309 She keeps her dildos on the night stand in a giant jar filled with blue liquid. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (b+IrV) Wait... Doesn't everybody? Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (JhHP1) 318 295 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) ============ I really wouldn't be surprised if a material number of leftists simply don't vote this year compared to 2016. Boring Biden, scary riots (caused by right wing false flags), and fear of covid (that their media tells them will murder them without warning if they look at someone who's not wearing a mask) is kind of a perfect storm of shit to scare the Democratic base into inaction. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (NWM+b) 319 Imagine getting your news spoon fed to you by the electric jew. I'm imagining a sparking jewfro. A Disco Jew, as it were. Actually pretty awesome. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (yQpMk) 320 It's been reported somewhere (can't find the primary source at the moment) that north of 95% of people who test positive for KungFlu report that they wear masks "regularly". Science. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (NYS7S) 321 It's always burning. Since the world's been turning, Sugartits. Posted by: Billy Joel at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM How can you expect her to sleep?! Posted by: Midnight Oil at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (ejd/p) 322 #289 i'll be in my bunk. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (Y274z) 323 186 How about a dildo attached to a football. --- Sharks. With frikkin' dildoes on their heads. Posted by: Dr. Evil at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (sWM8x) 324 She spent a summer at Harvard studying comparative religion Why is that worth mentioning? "She once drove very slowly past Harvard." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (YqDXo) 325 And they are violent, too. Recall that video of two guys eating their lunch in the Great Outofdoors. Then a couple, both rated SJW++, start berating the guys for not wearing masks, while the victims are eating lunch. That escalated into wrestling and punching with the Karen getting into the action, too. Yeah, the Karenistas are effing nuts. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Pqytn) 326 300 "Fear is a choice." -Cypher Raige, from After Earth (masterpiece) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:36 PM (NWM+b) Can someone reach out to TJM's loved ones and get a Well fare check, please? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (Ojki1) ========== Well, here comes the joke police. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (NWM+b) 327 All the buildings in Japan now have a hand sanitizer station at the entrance. Cruise ships have been doing that for years. Even have Karens on board to make sure that visitors to the dining hall slather the stuff on before entering. The excuse was MRSA. Posted by: 🐧 at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (C+evo) 328 Alternate title - Portrait of Eleanor Rigby Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Y4vJZ) 329 199 What in the holy of holiest are COVID toes? Some peoples toes turn purple late in the disease. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 13, 2020 03:34 PM (dNzKv) LATE in the disease- like after you're hospitalized. She won't ever get that far into the symptomology. Although if her feet are clenching carpet as much as I think they are, her toes ARE purple... Posted by: Mr Wolf at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (znbKa) 330 Crazy People. Posted by: SkylerKat at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (SXIn9) 331 I'm imagining a sparking jewfro. A Disco Jew, as it were. Actually pretty awesome. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM I was a trend setter. Posted by: Juan Epstein at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (ejd/p) 332 Things kill you, so you should be ready. Not talking about having material things in order, but the important thing. Bet she has never given a thing like that a thought. Probably shits on another person every day. Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (I58tH) 333 Don't think she took it. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (x/Nq/) High School Chemestry ain't what is used to be. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (BJKQV) 334 315 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) She'll vote by mail--trust me. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (TdMsT) "Don't bother mailing it. I'll drop it off for you." - Ballot Harvester Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Oka5v) 335 Wut? WTH is she talking about? Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara She majored in Alchemy and Pre-Astrology, you pseudo-scientist! She's the most learned member of her HOA! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (pNxlR) 336 If she really wants to be safe from the coof, she should put a sterilized bag over her head and duct tape it tight around her throat. Be 100% sure she won't die from COVID. If this crap was Ebola, than I would probably make her look like a piker. Not leave the house unless I'm at MOPP 4. Decon on return and disrobe per military standards. But it's not Ebola... Posted by: Keith at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (jdGlx) 337 It's been reported somewhere (can't find the primary source at the moment) that north of 95% of people who test positive for KungFlu report that they wear masks "regularly". Science. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (NYS7S) -- CDC link in #102 Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (xVQEQ) 338 She can't sleep The beds are burning Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (Y4vJZ) 339 Oh wow: As part of her career, Cooper moved in celebrity circles. At various times she dated television personality Allen Funt, writer Jerzy Kosinski, and author Ira Levin. Cooper married television producer Paul Noble on May 17, 1988. Jerzy Kosinsky. A germaphobe reads "The Painted Bird." . . . Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (bDqIh) 340 You can't spell COVID without OCD Posted by: JoeF. Can't spell it without VD either. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (x/Nq/) 341 This woman is a Holocaust survivor, which may partially explain her insanity. Many survivors suffered (and suffer) tremendous psychological upheaval. That's not an excuse..she's still a nut-job. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (xT2tT) 342 Sorry, I meant High School Cxemestry Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (BJKQV) 343 309 She keeps her dildos on the night stand in a giant jar filled with blue liquid. ------------------------- So Barbershop comb disinfectant? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (QIKHU) 344 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) "You know the very most virus-laden objects on earth? Ballots, that's what. Stay safe, stay home and watch Rachel Maddow. After sanitizing the TV screen, of course." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (YqDXo) 345 315 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) She'll vote by mail--trust me. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (TdMsT) Ladyl, drop it to her that you heard a rumor there was a COVID outbreak at her county election supervisor's office. Or remind her that her ballot has possibly been touched, coughed on, and sneezed on by numerous infected people. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (4pK1/) 346 Posted by: Moron Robbie - fight like you're the third monkey in line for the ark at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (xVQEQ) Grazi! Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (NYS7S) 347 I always figured that a dildo attached to a football was called Colin Kaepernick. Posted by: Roy at October 13, 2020 03:40 PM (JhHP1) That would not work as well with the name "Bob Jones" "Colin Kaepernick" actually sounds like a really weird butt toy. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (/Dgcm) 348 344 Will she be too scared to vote? That's the big takeaway. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:43 PM (4pK1/) "You know the very most virus-laden objects on earth? Ballots, that's what. Stay safe, stay home and watch Rachel Maddow. After sanitizing the TV screen, of course." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (YqDXo) ========= "Unless you know how many postal workers, election officials, and small children coughed on your ballot, don't touch that thing. Don't even let it into your house." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (NWM+b) 349 It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. WHAT A TROOPER! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (pNxlR) 350 304 You take a risk every time you open the door, or get behind the wheel, or stick your dick in a toaster. Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (Izzlo) ... Posted by: Ghostbusters 2 at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Ojki1) 351 I still can't get over Amy Klobunazi's bad-acting performance, yesterday. She fake-blubbered that "she found out the president knew that the [china] virus was airborne but didn't tell anybody." She really said that. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (TNwUT) 352 Nutjob Karen hasn't figured out she probably couldn't catch it if she tried, statistically speaking. Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (MkuC5) 353 I'm thinking a hell of a lot of the libtards pay their rent like 'mattress back' Harris paid her rent on her way to the top. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (Y274z) 354 This led to a severe bone infection, requiring removal of a chunk of her jaw. One thing led to another and previously healthy Mother died of endocarditis at age 63. This may be an extreme case but I don't think it's an outlier. The hysteria is actually killing people. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (M/9m0) It is an extreme case, but there are a lot of people who should have been getting cancer diagnoses, and haven't, or had heart disease checked, and didn't, and who haven't done any number of minor surgeries which could prevent huge future problems. There's every chance that as many people will die from that neglect as will die from the Corona. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (Kpl3J) 355 "Colin Kaepernick" actually sounds like a really weird butt toy. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (/Dgcm) Nick's Colon Caper Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (/EuRN) 356 309 She keeps her dildos on the night stand in a giant jar filled with blue liquid. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 03:44 PM (b+IrV) Hmmm, how about "face" instead of dildos? We're trying to get this on the radio, you know. Posted by: Paul McCartney at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (Izzlo) 357 I blame Woody Allen. And Seinfeld. Mainstreaming neurotic behavior was the gateway drug to turning the nation into a padded room. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (SFOr6) 358 Not only are they completely insane. It's your fault. Because you don't care enough and what about the social contract, you bloodthirsty Nazi? Posted by: squid_hunt at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (B0mGw) 359 246 >>Does this woman have kids? If so, CPS should check in. "She currently lives in Palm Beach with Paul and their two teacup shih-tzus, Polo & Peek-a-Boo." No kids mentioned on her site. Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2020 03:38 PM (bDqIh) Help us! Posted by: Polo and Peek-a-Boo at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (PiwSw) 360 Crap like this undermines my optimistic outlook on life. Life is going to chew up and spit out the remnants of people like this in the months to come. Products of the daycare/participation trophy generation. Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (wFcnt) 361 Wut? WTH is she talking about? Alcohol in the sun starts a fire? Did she flunk high school chemistry? ------ That caught my eye, as well. That's insane. And dumb. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (eXmcp) 362 I'll admit that, in the very early days of the hysteria, when we really didn't know what we were dealing with, I would take some sanitizing wipes with me and wipe my hands when I left the grocery store, wipe the steering wheel, things like that, and wash my hands when I got home. But, not being cra-zee, I gave that up after a time. I still wash my hands when I get home and before I handle food. That's just ordinary hygiene. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (wQDH5) 363 Indeed, I was shocked Ace didn't make a post just for Amy Klobbernazi's stupid "airborne" remarks. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TNwUT) 364 This woman is completely insane - what scares me is she's out there walking around among us, and who knows how many like here are out there?? ==== These people vote, and drive cars. -Diane Chambers early Cheers episode Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (d6mdH) 365 >>It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. You can run, but you can't hide - Bitch! Posted by: Scary Terry at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (b+IrV) 366 High School Chemestry ain't what is used to be. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (BJKQV) That's SO true, and will be the subject of a ~~threatened~~ future post. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (YqDXo) 367 I suppose a blowjob is out of the question then. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (XF4b8) 368 #350 you haven't lived until you've stuck your dic in crazy. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (Y274z) 369 340 You can't spell COVID without OCD Posted by: JoeF. ================== CDO. For severe cases. Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (MkuC5) 370 Until you said Soi Boi I thought it written by a girl. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (GcMTR) 371 365 >>It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. You can run, but you can't hide - Bitch! Posted by: Scary Terry at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (b+IrV) ========== "No virus related puns? Is that all you have, bitch?" -Scary Terry's high school teacher Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (NWM+b) 372 She'll vote by mail--trust me. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (TdMsT) "Don't bother mailing it. I'll drop it off for you." - Ballot Harvester Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (Oka5v) I heard, and it's a big scandal apparently, that the paper used in the mail in ballots were produced in the heart of China's COVID fields. Practically a death sentence, as the cheap Chinese ink is apparently absorbable through the skin, bringing the COVID with it. Need to get he word out ASAP -- all social media channels. Posted by: Keith at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (jdGlx) 373 It was irresponsible of WaPo to print that. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (EbSTN) 374 That Wolkoff woman, the aide to Melania Trump who wrote the sleazy tell-all book and repeated confidences, is now being sued by the DOJ. Apparently there was a non-disclosure contract in place that Wolkoff had signed, in which she had agreed not to blab confidential, non-public things that she learned in the course of her job as Melania's aide. The DOJ is asking that all profits from the woman's book be confiscated and donated to a government trust. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM Trump's DOJ Cracks Down on FLOTUS Whistleblower -- The MSM Posted by: Hands at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (786Ro) 375 358 Not only are they completely insane. It's your fault. Because you don't care enough and what about the social contract, you bloodthirsty Nazi? Posted by: squid_hunt at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (B0mGw) If I understand Hobbes correctly us being responsible for their welfare makes us king. Posted by: Someguy at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (Zm+LZ) 376 I still can't get over Amy Klobunazi's bad-acting performance, yesterday. She fake-blubbered that "she found out the president knew that the [china] virus was airborne but didn't tell anybody." ** America has a multibillion-dollar a year over the counter cold and flu medicine industry but apparently this is news to Amy and her husband. Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (U9HLk) 377 It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (SFOr6) 378 363 Indeed, I was shocked Ace didn't make a post just for Amy Klobbernazi's stupid "airborne" remarks. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (TNwUT) To be fair, anything that escapes Amy Klobochar's mouth is stupid. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (N39Ws) 379 Everyone should be scared of those Commie bastards Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (OjZpE) 380 Aerosols are conscious entities that can maneuver around face shields? Multi-limbal, are they? Do they read Proust, too? Evil little beasties, they are! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (pNxlR) 381 351 I still can't get over Amy Klobunazi's bad-acting performance, yesterday. She fake-blubbered that "she found out the president knew that the [china] virus was airborne but didn't tell anybody." She really said that. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (TNwUT) She also said something along the lines of she wanted to be or should have been up for SCOTUS. Admittedly it was hard to hear her clearly over the sniffling and fake teary-eyed monologue. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (4pK1/) 382 The Biden Museum _press the red button https://twitter.com/i/status/1315814258173566977 Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (GcMTR) 383 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (nxdel) 384 I heard, and it's a big scandal apparently, that the paper used in the mail in ballots were produced in the heart of China's COVID fields. Practically a death sentence, as the cheap Chinese ink is apparently absorbable through the skin, bringing the COVID with it. Need to get he word out ASAP -- all social media channels. Posted by: Keith at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (jdGlx) I imagine soaking the ballot in white vinegar for a week would deal with the threat. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (yQpMk) 385 It's because so few others are taking any precautions at all; those of us who want to avoid the contagion have to carry a much heavier security burden. Yeah. This is why gay guys suck so much cock. They have to take up the slack for all the straight guys who won't. Pink man's burden. Should be a WWII-style poster: "He sucks the cocks you won't." Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (H5knJ) 386 Seriously. If she is really that bat-shit terrified of living, she should off herself. I'm serious. I've had enough of people like this. Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (gmo/4) 387 377 It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (SFOr6) ========== "But there's a virus..." -Frodo "Oh, well, then just stay home." -Gandalf -----13 months later----- "Why is the Shire on fire, Mr. Frodo?" -Samwise "I'm not going outside. There's a virus." -Frodo Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b) 388 But, not being cra-zee, I gave that up after a time. I still wash my hands when I get home and before I handle food. That's just ordinary hygiene. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (wQDH5) Seriously. When this whole bullshit started, all i heard from "official sources" was to take it easy, don't freak out, basic hygiene, don't breath on people, don't touch your face, wash your damn hands.... that's it. Not all this fucking Dustin-Hoffman-in-a-spacesuit bleeding-eyeballs-monkey-virus panic. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (/EuRN) 389 I have always done what I can to not get the flu and to not spread the flu. Why? Because it kills people. You never know who is going to get super sick and die of pneumonia due to getting the flu. And I give shit about that. This thing, the Wuhan thing, started off with no one knowing if it was a weaponized virus. It may we’ll be, only significant less efficient that intended. American communists sure have done their part to make it as effective as possible. They can all fuck off and die for all I care. They are the same assholes who never gave a shit about spreading seasonal flu but are shrieking I’ve this thing that has similar velocity and lethality. And holy shit is the CDC pathetic. This was their super bowl. They showed up without helmets or cleats. Trump had to fill in as quarterback and we are much better for it. Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (7RzBN) 390 Bitch be crazy. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (LxxAL) 391 "Unless you know how many postal workers, election officials, and small children coughed on your ballot, don't touch that thing. Don't even let it into your house." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:48 PM (NWM+b) And STAY SAFE! Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (4pK1/) 392 Spellcheck is cool Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (7RzBN) 393 The James Madison Young Frodo Plays It Safe book title Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (Y4vJZ) 394 @375 someguy Do you feel like a king? Posted by: squid_hunt at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (B0mGw) 395 #362 mkay. So you're down for dying of the Rona. Taking grannie with you too? Heartless SOB Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (Y274z) 396 Just got back in from work - don't know if mentioned above - heard on the radio that POTUS will be on the Michael Savage show after top of the hour! I'll be listening on iheart radio /ksfo. Should be interesting. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (8B6Ng) 397 The Coward dies a thousand Deaths, the Brave Man dies but once. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J) 398 The East German Stasi used to do this sort of thing to people. "Zersetzung" which translates into biodegradation. A form of gaslighting where they drove people almost nuts by rearranging their furniture to spreading rumors about them. Gaslighting. Same deal here. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (s2VJv) 399 She should get an astronaut suit and go out wearing that. I mean you can't be too careful. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (ddiFP) 400 373 It was irresponsible of WaPo to print that. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 03:50 PM (EbSTN) Calling that red rag irresponsible. Complements. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (GcMTR) 401 366 High School Chemestry ain't what is used to be. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (BJKQV) ---------- I studied like a fiend the first semester and earned a D. Did nothing the second semester and earned a D. Fuck Chemistry. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (QIKHU) 402 And then you have this woman being praised by the neurotic, hysterical Washington Post for... swapping her fucking nostrils with bleach. She wants to feel safe!!! Stay safe. Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (EgshT) 403 Re the idiot woman who died of complications from deferred serious dental care: a pre-print based on county-level data (actually the bulk of basic data is on this level) finds about a quarter of "excess deaths" (i.e. deaths above an average number going back a few years) so far are from non-C19 causes, which largely can be attributed to "lockdown deaths". Or at least some explanation must be found for them, and behavioral changes due to C19 hysteria (officially sanctioned hysteria, to a large degree) are the only apparent candidate. And over time this estimate can be confirmed in detail by reference to specific causes of death clearly linked to things like deferred medical care - cancer screening tests missed/delayed, that sort of thing. One gigantic warning sign in the abstract, however - the authors refer to the imaginary "public health" factor of "structural racism" (not kidding) in reference to mortality patterns following income and social patterns. To me that's enough to discard most of their analysis, and just steal their data work. Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (OTzUX) 404 She also said something along the lines of she wanted to be or should have been up for SCOTUS. Posted by: Marybeth Wait, what? I knew she still auditioning for something, but I assumed it was a Cabinet position in Camela Harris' junta. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (TNwUT) 405 This woman is a Holocaust survivor, which may partially explain her insanity. Many survivors suffered (and suffer) tremendous psychological upheaval. That's not an excuse..she's still a nut-job. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2020 03:47 PM (xT2tT) Holocaust survivor? How old is she? She must be at least in her 80s. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (YqDXo) 406 Isn't this WaPo article from last month? Yes, I think it's same one that was discussed extensiely back then. Or did they publbish another one Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (HEEq1) 407 393 The James Madison Young Frodo Plays It Safe book title Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:52 PM (Y4vJZ) =========== "We're in this together, guys." -Frodo "But, there are black riders, Frodo..." -Pippin "Why do you want Bilbo do die?!" -Frodo "Bilbo's in Rivendell, hundreds of miles away." -Merry "And you going outside will murder him!" -Frodo Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (NWM+b) 408 I safeguard myself from Covid by stop putting me whanger in crazy incredibly insecure leftard women. Otherwise, I don't worry about it. I let THEM wring their little hands and dribble their panties over it. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (o2MD2) 409 New Ryan George video. Cracked me up. https://youtu.be/1sJ7fMoFTnE Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (BJKQV) 410 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru) 411 I blame Woody Allen. And Seinfeld. Mainstreaming neurotic behavior was the gateway drug to turning the nation into a padded room. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (SFOr6) =================================== And the ever-growing number of crazy homeless people living in city parks, using public spaces as their lavatories. And the city governments force productive people to step over, around, and through feces and puddles of urine and vomit. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (Pqytn) 412 Astronaut suit? Acme bio-bubble Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (Y4vJZ) 413 Well, here comes the joke police. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (NWM+b) But you are joke policing my joke. Jokeception? Chris Nolan + Joaquin Phoenix? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (Ojki1) 414 She fake-blubbered that "she found out the president knew that the [china] virus was airborne but didn't tell anybody." Hmmm. And here I thought they were recon. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (pNxlR) 415 320 It's been reported somewhere (can't find the primary source at the moment) that north of 95% of people who test positive for KungFlu report that they wear masks "regularly". Science. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at October 13, 2020 03:45 PM (NYS7S) It makes total sense, in a way. Normal people, unless they are working in a hospital/nursing home setting where they would be putting susceptible people at risk, don't run to get tested for covid if they feel a tickle in their throats or sneeze once. These people do, and end up testing positive, either falsely or with asymptomatic cases with low viral load. Those who are irrationally worried about catching covid are the ones who run to get tested over and over until it comes back positive. The only person I know who actually had the virus was the one who read about it the most and was irrationally afraid of it. Posted by: sangrass at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (hCqcJ) 416 "holocaust survivor" raises eyebrow Posted by: creeper at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (XxJt1) 417 Whatever it is you're doing you're doing it wrong. I'm telling Santa on you. Posted by: Karen at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (Y274z) 418 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. That's pitiful. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (EgshT) 419 399 She should get an astronaut suit and go out wearing that. I mean you can't be too careful. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (ddiFP) If it gets me a date with Glynnis O'Connor in the macrame bikini circa 1976... I'm your bubble boy!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv) 420 413 Well, here comes the joke police. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:46 PM (NWM+b) But you are joke policing my joke. Jokeception? Chris Nolan + Joaquin Phoenix? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (Ojki1) ========= All I know is that I'm converting to Judaism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b) 421 Anyone else hear of Hilary, Biden and Obama paying Iran hush money for the death of SEAL Team 6? Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (cBG7x) 422 One gigantic warning sign in the abstract, however - the authors refer to the imaginary "public health" factor of "structural racism" (not kidding) in reference to mortality patterns following income and social patterns. I guess rioting without masks counts as "structural racism." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (YqDXo) 423 Don't take Zersetzung if you're allergic to Zersetzung. Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boom Botz at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (sWM8x) 424 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Yeah. 28 days under ideal laboratory conditions. Which do not replicate real world conditions. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (x/Nq/) 425 354---It is an extreme case, but there are a lot of people who should have been getting cancer diagnoses, and haven't, or had heart disease checked, and didn't, and who haven't done any number of minor surgeries which could prevent huge future problems. There's every chance that as many people will die from that neglect as will die from the Corona. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (Kpl3J) --------------------------- Absolutely. And that is to say nothing of the increase in substance abuse, overdoses, and suicides. Absolutely. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (M/9m0) 426 383 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (nxdel) it may sound cruel to say, but it's the truth - nobody is gonna give a damn when any of these people are dead. and you really don't want to live a life where everyone who knows you feels nothing but relief when you're gone. I've known a few. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Kpl3J) 427 I blame Woody Allen. And Seinfeld. Mainstreaming neurotic behavior was the gateway drug to turning the nation into a padded room. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:49 PM (SFOr6) Quietly slips out the back door Posted by: Tony Shalhoub at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (Ojki1) 428 oh, and I reported that he frightened me and was intimidating with his white male superiority in an email to his supervisor. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud) Good good good. Use their own tactics against them Good and hard. Posted by: Ladyl at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT) 429 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (kA3Cp) 430 I've never worried about the flu. Never caught the flu. I did think I had pneumonia but it turned out I had an allergy. I have also read and interviewed primary sources connected to the Spanish Flu during and after WWI. For fucks sake, this is not the Spanish Flu. Not even close. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (QIKHU) 431 423 Don't take Zersetzung if you're allergic to Zersetzung. Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boom Botz at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (sWM8x) It could cause mild to severe mittelromneyschmerz, anschluss and sitzpinkling. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv) 432 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Actual virus? Or detectable RNA fragments? Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yQpMk) 433 Oh God, Blumenthal now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (YqDXo) 434 The left is way overdue for another Jonestown. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (y7DUB) 435 I'm not sure too many people read the Pravda on the Potomac anymore. I did see a guy reading the sports page at the gas station while I was waiting for the VA state inspection of the car. This lady needs prayer. Lots of it. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (aVXy9) 436 Help me. Are there any common cold or flu viruses that are not airborne? Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (GcMTR) 437 "I'm not going outside. There's a virus." -Frodo Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully LOL, they can just fly the ring to the mountain on alcohol-dipped giant eagles. As long as they wear their masks on the flight. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (SFOr6) 438 I'm considering wearing two masks and going around shaming people with just one mask. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (Bxd7T) 439 The East German Stasi used to do this sort of thing to people. "Zersetzung" which translates into biodegradation. A form of gaslighting where they drove people almost nuts by rearranging their furniture to spreading rumors about them. Gaslighting. Same deal here. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:53 PM (s2VJv) That explains why the wife keeps moving my shiite around. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (/Dgcm) 440 you haven't lived until you've stuck your dic in crazy. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 * * Does sociopathic but still in touch with reality count? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (wQDH5) 441 Here comes the most obnoxious and sanctimonious POS in the Senate, with the possible exception of Commie-La. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (4pK1/) 442 People like this need to travel outside their septic bubble to a Third World country and get off the tourist track there. Or at least to one of their beloved diverse neighborhoods here in he US. It might actually help cure them of their insanity. Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (MxEKc) 443 Blumenthal is an ass. Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (+YYKs) 444 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. It carries 30 days of provisions in a little back pack. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (EgshT) 445 Oh good God, my civic duty is over. I will not watch a half hour of Dick Blumenthal. Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (q2K0j) 446 This woman needs a dirty sanchez and a dozen shots of tequila. That'll losen her up! Posted by: dananjcon at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (u6xw0) 447 437 "I'm not going outside. There's a virus." -Frodo Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully LOL, they can just fly the ring to the mountain on alcohol-dipped giant eagles. As long as they wear their masks on the flight. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (SFOr6) ========== "Y'all bitches are too dumb to help." -The Eagles, a proud race and not a taxi service Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (NWM+b) 448 COVID paranoia is a sign of piety, showing your disdain for ORANGEMAN and all his evil works. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (oVJmc) 449 433 Oh God, Blumenthal now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (YqDXo) Finish that prayer. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (GcMTR) 450 All In The Family was good too for neurotic behavior. Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Y274z) 451 421 Anyone else hear of Hilary, Biden and Obama paying Iran hush money for the death of SEAL Team 6? Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (cBG7x) I'd like to see Gandalf come up with some actual proof, if he's got any. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (Kpl3J) 452 433 Oh God, Blumenthal now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (YqDXo) This ends today and then it goes out of committee to the full senate, ja? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv) 453 Watch Blumenthal's hands. Serious tremor. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (YqDXo) 454 Ugh, Blumenthal. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (G0vdT) 455 Oh Blumenthal can fuck all the way off - fuck this guy. Posted by: jhawk90 at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (/ZYFC) 456 432 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Actual virus? Or detectable RNA fragments? Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yQpMk) Yeah, but that's in Australia. Everything is deadly in Australia. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (BJKQV) 457 I didn't know Allahpundit wrote for the Post. Posted by: Grey Man at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (501b8) 458 Danang Dick went there---and i don't mean Vietnam Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (HrMC1) 459 The decom procedure in The Andromeda Strain. It's the only way to be sure. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (PiwSw) 460 All I know is that I'm converting to Judaism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b) For the weather machine access, or the secretly running all o Hollywood, banks, or whatever else the Cabal is up to today? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Ojki1) 461 Holocaust survivor? How old is she? She must be at least in her 80s. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (YqDXo) Which puts her in the higher-risk age cohort. But if she is otherwise healthy, it's still highly improbable that WuFlu would kill her if she did catch it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (gTdnT) 462 457 I didn't know Allahpundit wrote for the Post. Posted by: Grey Man at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (501b ========== It's not him. It's too masculine and doesn't ramble nearly enough about nothing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (NWM+b) 463 although I know that aerosols can creep around facial shields. All this, and she doesn't know that an airborne viron is logarithmically smaller than the smallest of openings she can hope to have on a cloth mask. What. A. Maroon. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (SFOr6) 464 Now with the emotive crap. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (YqDXo) 465 The ironic end of Young Frodo Plays It Safe? As he stays locked in his Hobbit hole, he runs out of food. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Y4vJZ) 466 New York Post @nypost Don't sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn. Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (+YYKs) 467 All I know is that I'm converting to Judaism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b) You do realize you get circumcised. Again. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) 468 452 433 Oh God, Blumenthal now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (YqDXo) This ends today and then it goes out of committee to the full senate, ja? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv) Nope. Miss Lindsey indicated tomorrow all day as well. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (4pK1/) 469 456 432 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. ------------- With proper care and feeding. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (GcMTR) 470 436 Help me. Are there any common cold or flu viruses that are not airborne? ------------------ There are amphibious and subterranean viruses. Never get out of the boat. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (QIKHU) 471 Help me. Are there any common cold or flu viruses that are not airborne? Posted by: Braenyard Otters? What say you? Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (x/Nq/) 472 432 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Actual virus? Or detectable RNA fragments? Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (yQpMk) You elect me & I'll crack down on the RNA and enact common sense gun control! Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Approve this Mess at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (Izzlo) 473 I have also read and interviewed primary sources connected to the Spanish Flu during and after WWI. For fucks sake, this is not the Spanish Flu. Not even close. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 * * I tell people, "This is not the Black Death. It's not even the Charcoal Gray Death or the Air Force Uniform Blue Death. It might be the Pearly Gray Death, but only if you're obese and/or have hypertension. So relax!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (wQDH5) 474 410 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru) But still not 28 Weeks Later sequel, which is getting closer and closer to 28 Years Later all the time. Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (Ojki1) 475 Doctors identified a new symptom of COVID-19, caused by the novel coronavirus, informally dubbed "COVID toes." The presence of purple or blue lesions on a patient's feet and toes puzzles infectious disease experts. "They're typically painful to touch and could have a hot burning sensation," said Dr. Ebbing Lautenbach, chief of infectious disease at the University of Pennsylvania's School of Medicine. Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K) 476 This ends today and then it goes out of committee to the full senate, ja? I thought there was to be three days of this crap. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (yQpMk) 477 460 All I know is that I'm converting to Judaism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b) For the weather machine access, or the secretly running all o Hollywood, banks, or whatever else the Cabal is up to today? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Ojki1) =========== Did you here the one about the rabbi and the farmer's daughter? Huh? "Those aren't mahtzah balls." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (NWM+b) 478 Jewells when the neighbors start smelling a very bad odor then the right people will be left in as no one there to stop them. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (OjZpE) 479 458 Danang Dick went there---and i don't mean Vietnam Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (HrMC1) Where the fuck is Grassley or Graham with a fucking gavel?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) 480 New York Post @nypost Don't sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn. Destroys the tracking device. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (oVJmc) 481 I bet Blumie would enjoy an anthology of stray dog rescue videos. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (sWM8x) 482 jeez, Sheldon "Stolen Valor" Blumenthal is reading letters from sick people that he says they asked him to read to her. What a bunch of fucking ghouls. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (11H2y) 483 438 I'm considering wearing two masks and going around shaming people with just one mask. Posted by: Bitter Clinger Full on HAZMAT suit. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (aVXy9) 484 You know, you can always find a sob story about someone. I hate this rank appeal to emotion. Yeah, I know, Blumenthal's trying to get every wine mom in America blubbing, but what does this have to do with ACB? A kid is desperately ill, and apparently on the way out, and that's sad, but ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (YqDXo) 485 Blumenthal.... here comes Jerry's Kids again. https://youtu.be/ehCM3RJhvxc Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (WQZ1O) 486 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (kA3Cp) I've been trying to figure out why? When? Do they do this to all mail before they open it? Or are they doing it afterwards thinking they're keeping poll workers safe? How did they figure out somebody put one in the microwave? Was it melted? I think they're all paper. Seriously, these people shouldn't be voting. I wonder who dresses them in the morning and then gets them behind the wheel of a car. I'd like to smack that person. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (8B6Ng) 487 This ends today and then it goes out of committee to the full senate, ja? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (s2VJv) Nope. Miss Lindsey indicated tomorrow all day as well. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (4pK1/) ---------- Yep, tomorrow is second round and then finally, the Dem "Surprise!" controversy. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (G0vdT) 488 We laugh and scoff now, but look what happened to those Martians Wells wrote about. They got out of their ships and the COVID killed them Don't be that Martian. Posted by: Keith at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (jdGlx) 489 Can't believe Dick Weed came within inches of getting decapitated by that speeding Amtrak train. Look for the video. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv) 490 >>>You do realize you get circumcised. Again. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) Wait. Wut? Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (GcMTR) 491 The presence of purple or blue lesions on a patient's feet and toes puzzles infectious disease experts. "They're typically painful to touch and could have a hot burning sensation," said Dr. Ebbing Lautenbach, chief of infectious disease at the University of Pennsylvania's School of Medicine. Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K) anything interfering with feet and toes is gonna be a circulation problem of some kind. Just like in Diabetes. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (Kpl3J) 492 "a friend of mine who worked for Pfizer told me that as long as I'm buying the soap, I should stick some up into each nostril and wash it out a bit." The friend who works at Pfizer is awesome. Insane or not, people at her level of paranoia usually realize it when you're making fun of them. For subtly taking the piss, this guy ranks up there with the doctor who with a straight face told a longtime patient, concerned about low-level radiation exposure, to check under his fingernails, in the dark, for a greenish glow. Posted by: JPS at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (UgdG5) 493 479 458 Danang Dick went there---and i don't mean Vietnam Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (HrMC1) Where the fuck is Grassley or Graham with a fucking gavel?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) What a POS he is. He literally told ACB she was a useful idiot for the GOP. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (4pK1/) 494 Is too much to hope that a Ring Wraith collects Blumenthal? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (Y4vJZ) 495 The presence of purple or blue lesions on a patient's feet and toes puzzles infectious disease experts. Poor oxygenation, owing to respiratory problems? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (YqDXo) 496 it may sound cruel to say, but it's the truth - nobody is gonna give a damn when any of these people are dead. Forgotten, but not gone. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR) 497 "I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. 28 days later, I guess, zombies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler" To be honest, I don't care if it is 28 years. It is a bad flu for most healthy people. Beyond sick of the paranoia and panic reports. Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (MxEKc) 498 490 >>>You do realize you get circumcised. Again. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) Wait. Wut? Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (GcMTR) he just takes a little bit off the top. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (Kpl3J) 499 Danang Dick went there---and i don't mean Vietnam Where? Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (yQpMk) 500 That explains why the wife keeps moving my shiite around. ----------------- Yeah, my wife does the same thing. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (QIKHU) 501 I'm considering wearing two masks and going around shaming people with just one mask. Posted by: Bitter Clinger Full on HAZMAT suit. Posted by: Puddleglum Wear a full contagion bubble suit into Sam's or Costco on a Saturday around 2:00. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (x/Nq/) 502 Okay this is actually super sad. Paulette Noble was once a good reporter. Her reporting put a lot of Scientologists in jail and knocked the organization down a few pegs. Here's the thing, Scientology literally had one of their minions start dating Paulette Noble to get the inside scoop on what she was saying about them. So the woman's paranoia is legit. She is very likely an incredibly damaged woman from those experiences and what's been done to her with this COVID bullshit is wrong. Yes she's responsible for her own behavior, but she (and people like her, legit mentally messed up people) is a victim of Fauci and company. Posted by: Minatina at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (tso+D) 503 You do have to wonder how many of these extreme germaphobes nevertheless push the D-button for city politicians who condone public urination and defecation, homeless camps, and open borders for 3rd-worlders. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (M/9m0) 504 If she commits to full body bleach bath, I might hire her as a babysitter. Posted by: Shooter McLovin at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (dvXb+) 505 There's just something unsettling about watching the guy at the adjacent desk get walked out by security. Even if it took 18 months of watching them aggressively fail, while yammering all day long about nothing when they weren't bitching about work or the people at work. I'm already enjoying work more, since this was a well earned one-off and not the start of another round of department purges. Posted by: Downcast, innocent bystander at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (bfHVO) 506 This woman sounds like my sister's neighbour. She was already a sterile environment freak, having had cancer at some point in the past. She was convinced her immune system was so weak, anything could kill her, so she was always peppering the co-op board with calls for the elimination of scented soaps, insistence that people not touch surfaces in common areas. Naturally, she's been wearing a mask when leaving home for YEARS. Now we have the WuFlu terror, which ramped up her paranoia to intolerable levels. REsult: last week she died through physician-assisted suicide. My sister assumes her cancer must have returned, but why should that be the case? I don't trust Canada's medical system to firmly slap down a woman in this state of despair who is convinced that just walking in the same hallway as another human being is going to result in her death. Yes, I DO think she could have gotten a doctor to help her kill herself just because she was so terrified and hopeless. And I'm sure lots of other people aren't bothering to go the official medical route, but are just heading for the exit on their own. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (CR6BE) 507 The friend who works at Pfizer is awesome. Insane or not, people at her level of paranoia usually realize it when you're making fun of them. For subtly taking the piss, this guy ranks up there with the doctor who with a straight face told a longtime patient, concerned about low-level radiation exposure, to check under his fingernails, in the dark, for a greenish glow. Posted by: JPS at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (UgdG5) "But if you want to REALLY protect yourself, you cover a yam in isopropanol, and then ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (YqDXo) 508 495 The presence of purple or blue lesions on a patient's feet and toes puzzles infectious disease experts. Poor oxygenation, owing to respiratory problems? -------------------------- Winery workers? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (QIKHU) 509 426 383 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (nxdel) it may sound cruel to say, but it's the truth - nobody is gonna give a damn when any of these people are dead. ..... What do you mean "when"? They are ghosts, already dead but just don't realize it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (Bxd7T) 510 Where the fuck is Grassley or Graham with a fucking gavel?! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv) Welcome to Repukes Clueless About Being In Power. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (y7DUB) 511 "Y'all bitches are too dumb to help." -The Eagles, a proud race and not a taxi service Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully lol, we get what we deserve. [iHow did they figure out somebody put one in the microwave? Was it melted? I think they're all paper. Posted by: clutch cargo The ink itself is not paper. It can and does heat up, sometimes enough to start the paper burning. Don't try to microwave dollar bills. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (SFOr6) 512 We should start a rumor that wiping your ass spreads Covid-19. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (o2MD2) 513 Look for the video. AMTRAK+DICKWEED ? Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (yQpMk) 514 I like how she is working without notes and slicing like a fucking hammer..while remaining a perfect lady. Jeez more fucking letters. And..here's the BS about the religious tests.' When they said "I"m not asking about something" ...then they're asking about it. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (11H2y) 515 Let's put Blumenthal on the surface of the Pacific and see if he can survive for 28 days. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (+y/Ru) 516 Yeah. 28 days under ideal laboratory conditions. Which do not replicate real world conditions. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (x/Nq/) We are right here you know. Posted by: Ballpits of the world at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (Ojki1) 517 I had added "Where is Obama?" to my list. But now I hear he is going to campaign for Biden. Does anyone know where? It will be very telling if Obama is outdrawing Biden in attendance. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (5p7BC) 518 wash post seems to specialize in lib gal insanity fan clubism. I mean, come on man, you remember that bathrobed gal from about 10 years ago who "blogged" with a glass of wine in hand? Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (4RcDR) 519 490 >>>You do realize you get circumcised. Again. --- I'm no marketing whiz, but I'm pretty sure this sucks as a recruiting tactic. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (sWM8x) 520 444 I heard on the news this morning that some Aussie scientists have proven that COVID can live on some surfaces for 28 days. It carries 30 days of provisions in a little back pack. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (EgshT) Made me laugh. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (EbSTN) 521 ""A terrified people are a compliant people."" A pissed off people are an indomitable people. They won't see it coming. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (9Om/r) 522 Mitch is going to kick in Schumer's balls when he pulls that quorum stunt after having had to endure three days of this bs. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (xceTB) 523 517 I had added "Where is Obama?" to my list. But now I hear he is going to campaign for Biden. Does anyone know where? It will be very telling if Obama is outdrawing Biden in attendance. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (5p7BC) ========= Well, after Arizona that won't be hard. But seriously, if he pulls in even a few hundred, it's going to make Biden look really, really bad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (NWM+b) 524 It's a Bezos plot to increase Amazon sales. Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (J70i0) 525 Hmm, I'm not going to bother reading the scribblings of this insane person, but I do wonder if the point of WaPo publishing this is more along the lines of "Hey, it's ok that you're wiping down all your grocery deliveries and refusing to leave the house because at least your not shoving soap up your nose like this nutjob is doing" rather than "Dear reader you should be more like this exemplary person." Posted by: Grifty McGrift at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (dYe5S) 526 The presence of purple or blue lesions on a patient's feet and toes puzzles infectious disease experts. Poor oxygenation, owing to respiratory problems? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Picking up smurfs like a vulture. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (x/Nq/) 527 last week she died through physician-assisted suicide. A curious way to avoid death but to each his own. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (yQpMk) 528 Yes she's responsible for her own behavior, but she (and people like her, legit mentally messed up people) is a victim of Fauci and company. Posted by: Minatina at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (tso+D) ---------- I wonder that her husband doesn't try to do something. If he can't help her behavior, he should at least prevent her from writing articles like this. This article achieves nothing but making her a laughing stock. Posted by: bluebell at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (/669Q) 529 Let's put Blumenthal on the surface of the Pacific and see if he can survive for 28 days. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (+y/Ru) =========================== Whoa. The Eddie Rickenbacker challenge. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (Pqytn) 530 So previous science about Covid-19 living on surfaces from minutes to hour is out the window. I wish this Covid-19 science was settled, it keeps changing by the week. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (OjZpE) 531 Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K) That's trench foot. Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (gmo/4) 532 And..here's the BS about the religious tests.' When they said "I"m not asking about something" ...then they're asking about it. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (11H2y) I repeat it: Dnang Dick is a POS. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (4pK1/) 533 >>I'm no marketing whiz, but I'm pretty sure this sucks as a recruiting tactic. Anything to keep your convert ass away from the Afikomen Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (b+IrV) 534 "They're typically painful to touch and could have a hot burning sensation," said Dr. Ebbing Lautenbach, chief of infectious disease at the University of Pennsylvania's School of Medicine. Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K) I saw movies about that in the Army. Posted by: Keith at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (jdGlx) 535 Ooh you didn't disclose that letter. And I"m glad you brought that up. Signed 15 years ago, on the way out of church. OMG. "It's not responsive to question 12" Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (11H2y) 536 Looking at this piece of drivel again, I have to wonder if it was written in her own poop, or something else's. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (SFOr6) 537 To be honest, I don't care if it is 28 years. It is a bad flu for most healthy people. Beyond sick of the paranoia and panic reports. Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (MxEKc) A baseball buddy got Covid. He's 72, and is fine now, and running around at practice. He said he's had worse bouts of influenza. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (YqDXo) 538 Obama is at his core a lazy mofo and when he can't draw flies, he will quit on Slo in a snit. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (xceTB) 539 it may sound cruel to say, but it's the truth - nobody is gonna give a damn when any of these people are dead. ..... What do you mean "when"? - I've been dead inside since election day 2008. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru) 540 "Y'all bitches are too dumb to help." -The Eagles, a proud race and not a taxi service Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 03:58 PM (NWM+b) This is why I hate the fucking Eagles, man. Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (Ojki1) 541 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (nxdel) it may sound cruel to say, but it's the truth - nobody is gonna give a damn when any of these people are dead. ..... What do you mean "when"? They are ghosts, already dead but just don't realize it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (Bxd7T) When dead don't call the coroner until after you cover next year's property tax. Boom. Almost free house. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (/Dgcm) 542 Anyone else hear of Hilary, Biden and Obama paying Iran hush money for the death of SEAL Team 6? Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 13, 2020 03:55 PM (cBG7x) >>>>> I thought the deaths were too convenient. I wondered then if someone had passed along an itinerary to "friendly " targets to help negotiatons, and it turned out they were leaders as well. That would explain the willingness to part with hard cash to Iran as well. They were supposed to be the conduit Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (7lFoW) 543 If you want a vision of the future, imagine a twitter addict literally shaking - forever. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (uS2EJ) 544 Did Paulette Cooper Nole say what time Wapner is on? Posted by: Desultory joe at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (L9P9s) 545 We should start a rumor that wiping your ass spreads Covid-19. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (o2MD2) Voting Democrat spreads it. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (ddiFP) 546 We are right here you know. Posted by: Ballpits of the world at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (Ojki1) After you go rid of real playgrounds, it is all I have left to weed out the weak. Posted by: Darwinian Selection at October 13, 2020 04:07 PM (J70i0) 547 Perhaps even ACB is not immune - she climbed on board the George Floyd crazy train. You'd think a hot shot judge full of integrity, like we're told SHE is, would condemn trying a case in the media, without the defense having anything to say at all. Plus, the George Floyd hoax has SO MANY elements of ridiculous things you're being told to believe, it's not funny. It's so insane! It was Judge jeannine - as she presented her case for why George Floyd should be charged with Murder One - who proved to me that he was just plain innocent. Before she laid out the facts, I figured he was at least guilty of manslaughter. How do you lay out a string of facts that show the ABSENSE of guilt, and then conclude "Guilty!" ??? It's either this kind of mental illness being spoken of here, or her corporate masters were demanding that conclusion. Posted by: Optimizer at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (hOOi9) 548 The ACB hearing should be back on, worth watching? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (OjZpE) 549 Amtrak almost does a civil service: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LTOnQaYfc Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (s2VJv) 550 Deplorable Jay Guevara, 4:03: "But if you want to REALLY protect yourself, you cover a yam in isopropanol, and then ..." Ha! Beautiful. You could really have fun with such people. Posted by: JPS at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (UgdG5) 551 There's another factor in play, I think - if you have no belief in anything beyond this world, if you really believe that This Life is All There Is, then Death is the most monstrous, horrifying, terrifying thing ever. You end, forever, there's nothing left for those who believe that. Now perhaps some strong minded people can accept that with aplomb, but not very many. And therefore the Threat of Death is the most horrible, frightening experience that can ever be faced. On the other hand, I have the same attitude that my father had when he passed, that my mother still has, that all of the people who think like me have. I don't want to die, and i'm certainly not eager to die - but if it happens, it happens, I can think of a lot worse things than death. It's just a step through a door to something else, and I'm not gonna be losing my mind over it. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) 552 538 Obama is at his core a lazy mofo and when he can't draw flies, he will quit on Slo in a snit. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:06 PM (xceTB) Dear Lord, we have to endure Shite Midas again? Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (4pK1/) 553 Now Blumenthal is impugning her integrity. BLUMENTHAL. Of. All. People. He didn't remember what CONTINENT he'd been on. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (YqDXo) 554 Whoa. The Eddie Rickenbacker challenge. Nope, close thought. Try a US Navy TBD crew that ditched in the Pacific. Three men. One raft. For 28 days. And they all lived. The life raft is displayed at the museum at Pensacola NAS. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Y4vJZ) 555 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (kA3Cp) Just think, all the planning that went into this op to get people too scared to vote in person, all ruined because their voters are dousing the mail in ballots in alcohol. Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Izzlo) 556 ACB raped my healthcare in High School. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc) 557 Heh. I just walked through the (surprisingly crowded) airport terminal wearing my face shield. I got a bunch of dirty looks. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX) 558 Mask check, face shield check, googles check, gloves check - ready I guess. Dammit, I forgot to put on my pants! Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (xceTB) 559 This would seem like a great opportunity to have some fun with the Insane Left: Latest Recommendations from the CDC: 1) The COVID-19 virus has been proven to be uniquely sensitive to sudden changes in velocity and direction. You can lower your susceptibility to infection by COVID-19 simply by playing hopscotch everywhere you go when walking in public. The CDC recommends to Hopscotch Protocol in addition to mask wearing. 2) Statistics show that 92% of the general public is neglecting to follow the CDC's current recommendations for Anal Protection from Invasive COVID-19. Recent studies show that 36% of COVID-19 infection started in the anus, thus it is important sterilize your anus and the immediate interior of your colon. WARNING! - alcohol swabs and bleach have been found ineffective in preventing Anal Entry by COVID-19 thus the CDC is recommending that all citizens follow the Chinese Protocol for Prevention of Anal COVID-19 Infection developed by Dr Wu at Beijing University. The Chinese Protocol requires that you mix 1/3 measure of Bengay, 1/3 measure of Chinese Mustard, and 1/3 measure of Tabasco and gently rub this mixture around your anus and use your index finger to gently massage the mixture the easily accessed tissue of your colon. The mild tingling you feel let's you know that the Chinese Protocol is working. The CDC recommends that all citizens follow the Chinese Protocol at least twice daily. These are not the Latest Recommendations from the CDC. Really. They're not CDC recommendations at all.* Seriously, do not do these things at all. Posted by: naturalfake at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (dWwl8) 560 >>Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Someone hop on Twitter and tell them they should use Naptha. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (b+IrV) 561 This story could be my sister-in-law Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (3aI0K) 562 555 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (kA3Cp) Just think, all the planning that went into this op to get people too scared to vote in person, all ruined because their voters are dousing the mail in ballots in alcohol. Posted by: josephistan at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Izzlo) ========== And can't fill them out correctly. "Name? Check. SSN? You're not getting that." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (NWM+b) 563 538 Obama is at his core a lazy mofo and when he can't draw flies, he will quit on Slo in a snit. Posted by: Heart of Darkness and he broke the tradition of ex presidents being above it all. he's bone lazy and Trump is a workaholic. how's that going to work out for them? Posted by: x at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (0tE/i) 564 Tell us a sob story about Viet Nam, Dick. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (sWM8x) 565 I have a patient whos husband died early this morning. He lived in assisted care since he had a stroke a couple years ago. She hadn't seen him in person since February. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (W2Pud) 566 Watch a western movie, one of the authentic ones, and see how many things would kill somebody today, if transported back, just in regards to hygiene and food sanitation. Hell, go back 50 years to Vietnam (hey Danang Dick). Most everybody ditched the mess kit, kept the spoon, and ate with that in the field out of ration cans. Said spoon kept in dirty sweaty pocket and wiped off after eating on same sweaty utilities. Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (I58tH) 567 Oh God. More anecdata from Blumenthal. There are 330 million people in this country. If you look hard enough, you can find someone with two heads. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo) 568 560 >>Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Someone hop on Twitter and tell them they should use Naptha. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (b+IrV) Mineral spirits or lacquer thinner. Hold a match to it to test for the dead bugs. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv) 569 Da Nang Dick has Trench Mouth Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (Y4vJZ) 570 God this asshole Blumanthal is getting on my last nerve. And he's got the big poster behind him with quotes from a rape victim and reading sad testimony. It's a trap, Amy!! Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (11H2y) 571 507 The friend who works at Pfizer is awesome. Insane or not, people at her level of paranoia usually realize it when you're making fun of them. For subtly taking the piss, this guy ranks up there with the doctor who with a straight face told a longtime patient, concerned about low-level radiation exposure, to check under his fingernails, in the dark, for a greenish glow. Posted by: JPS at October 13, 2020 04:02 PM (UgdG5) "But if you want to REALLY protect yourself, you cover a yam in isopropanol, and then ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (YqDXo) I hear putting lavender oil on your butthole works. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (Ez6QX) 572 Me and my Son ride our Bikes to school because he will be wearing a Mask All Day, I figure getting Fresh air and some Exercise would be good for him and me, I lost count of all the people who Jog and ride Bikes wearing a Mask, it's fucking weird. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG) 573 566 Watch a western movie, one of the authentic ones, and see how many things would kill somebody today, if transported back, just in regards to hygiene and food sanitation. Hell, go back 50 years to Vietnam (hey Danang Dick). Most everybody ditched the mess kit, kept the spoon, and ate with that in the field out of ration cans. Said spoon kept in dirty sweaty pocket and wiped off after eating on same sweaty utilities. Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (I58tH) ========== Well, that's a round about way to recommend A Million Ways to Die in the West. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (NWM+b) 574 Criminal charges possible against TV station that hired shooter as guard 'For permitting or directing an unlicensed person to perform security services' Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (3aI0K) 575 >> The Eddie Rickenbacker challenge. Windshield Wipers Slappin on the window Keepin' perfect rhythem to the song on the radio - oh Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (b+IrV) 576 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 03:56 PM (kA3Cp) I've been trying to figure out why? When? Do they do this to all mail before they open it? Or are they doing it afterwards thinking they're keeping poll workers safe? How did they figure out somebody put one in the microwave? Was it melted? I think they're all paper. Seriously, these people shouldn't be voting. I wonder who dresses them in the morning and then gets them behind the wheel of a car. I'd like to smack that person. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:01 PM (8B6Ng) Don't forget, Birx told us during one of the early Covid press conferences that she would leave her groceries on the porch for hours to let the virus become less viral, then she would wash everything with bleach water. Fauci agreed with this . They were a bit ambivalent about the mail, said it couldn't hurt to leave your mail spread out in the garage, etc. for a while to allow the virus to die. Birx was terrified to have her granddaughter go to the emergency room, despite the fact that she was a young toddler with a high fever. She actually treated the child herself over the phone with recommendations instead of having an actual pediatrician see her. People with mental illness, including paranoia, latch onto things like this because it makes them comforted in some manner. I"m not a psychologist, but having been in delivering health care for decades, recognizing and dealing with these types is part of the job. Most of them are medicated, but I'll be honest, for most of them, medication is only somewhat effective. They need to be in cognitive therapy and a lot of them need periods of in patient care. Once it was evident that this virus was not something that was deadly for all, lingered at infective levels for days, etc. Birx, Fauci and the CDC gang had a duty to come out strongly with advice to stop the plague rituals. And we know why they didn't. Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM (liNZi) 577 He lived in assisted care since he had a stroke a couple years ago. She hadn't seen him in person since February. Posted by: nurse ratched -- Some people are going to burn in hell over this. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (kA3Cp) 578 Blumenthal is an ass. Posted by: redridinghood at October 13, 2020 03:57 PM (+YYKs) and that is his best quality Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (r7JZo) 579 Wait. She has two dogs! Now I am not ant-pet the reality is they are unsanitary mobile germ distribution units. Unless she giving them he same treatment as herself. Plus twice daily baths in pure bleach. Posted by: Ripley at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (MxEKc) 580 Regeneron! Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (8B6Ng) 581 557 Heh. I just walked through the (surprisingly crowded) airport terminal wearing my face shield. I got a bunch of dirty looks. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX) Sounds like fun. Fuck those imbeciles and the rat that operates their brains. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (o2MD2) 582 Californian democrats are hosing their mail in ballots down with alcohol. The ink is not resistant. Laugh riot. Someone hop on Twitter and tell them they should use Naptha. Posted by: garrett ----- Denatured alcohol, and they can drink it as well. Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (WQZ1O) 583 Anyone look to see how much stock this Australian has in Lysol? Can't find that stuff anywhere the last 6 months Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (OjZpE) 584 My daughter works with someone who hasn't left her home since March. She works from home. Will not let anyone in her house, not even her parents. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 03:51 PM (nxdel) ___ I know someone like that as well. They get food/groceries delivered and other than walks around the neighborhood have not left the house since spring. Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (22mNy) 585 Blumenthal practically accusing ACB of hiding her pro-life leanings, like it's the Mark of the Devil. Dnang Dick - Well if this process hadn't been so rushed, you could have coughed up this document ACB - To be fair, prior SCOTUS nominees had to file supplemental information forms too Smack this POS across the face - and again, for good measure. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (4pK1/) 586 580 Regeneron! Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (8B6Ng) Interferon!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3UNwybclo Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (s2VJv) 587 There's another factor in play, I think - if you have no belief in anything beyond this world, if you really believe that This Life is All There Is, then Death is the most monstrous, horrifying, terrifying thing ever. You end, forever, there's nothing left for those who believe that. Now perhaps some strong minded people can accept that with aplomb, but not very many. And therefore the Threat of Death is the most horrible, frightening experience that can ever be faced. On the other hand, I have the same attitude that my father had when he passed, that my mother still has, that all of the people who think like me have. I don't want to die, and i'm certainly not eager to die - but if it happens, it happens, I can think of a lot worse things than death. It's just a step through a door to something else, and I'm not gonna be losing my mind over it. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) Tom! My brother from a different mother! Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (gmo/4) 588 Latest Recommendations from the CDC: 1) The COVID-19 virus has been proven to be uniquely sensitive to sudden changes in velocity and direction. SERPENTINE! Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (yQpMk) 589 The only good thing about the Kung Flu is that it killed the Plastic Straw and Plastic Bag debate. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (dKiJG) 590 Did we used to cure hysteria in women with orgasm? Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (i9ZF7) 591 Heh. I just walked through the (surprisingly crowded) airport terminal wearing my face shield. I got a bunch of dirty looks. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX) As a control example, try it again, topless, wearing a grass skirt, and shaking a skull on a stick. Report back. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (gTdnT) 592 We should all be wearing anal corks to keep the virus from entering from behind. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc) 593 To listen to Trump live on Savage: https://www.iheart.com/live/ 560-ksfo-san-francisco-5343/ Delete space before 560 Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (8B6Ng) 594 Exploiting misery to take away human rights is what Democrats do best. Blumenthal is doing it right. They sure love them some rapes. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (BJKQV) 595 There's another factor in play, I think - if you have no belief in anything beyond this world, if you really believe that This Life is All There Is, then Death is the most monstrous, horrifying, terrifying thing ever. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) Bingo. Great post. Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (5FCda) 596 589 The only good thing about the Kung Flu is that it killed the Plastic Straw and Plastic Bag debate. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (dKiJG) Not here in Hymietown. The ban is coming back at the end of the month. They are just insane these Leftists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (s2VJv) 597 Nope, close thought. Try a US Navy TBD crew that ditched in the Pacific. Three men. One raft. For 28 days. And they all lived. The life raft is displayed at the museum at Pensacola NAS. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Y4vJZ) ===================================Rickenbacker was 52 when he started his Pacific cruise. That's worth at least a week at his age. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Pqytn) 598 Oh nurse, how sad. Too much of this kind of shit has happened to our seniors. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (nxdel) 599 Some people are just too fragile to survive in today's world. Other's were cracked and are now broken beyond repair. Imagine what the US is going to look like circa 2040. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (3H9h1) 600 As a control example, try it again, topless, wearing a grass skirt, and shaking a skull on a stick. Report back. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (gTdnT) Dude. Nobody wants to see me topless. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (Ez6QX) 601 'No Senator, I do not recall meeting you in Vietnam.' Posted by: BluesFish at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (WQZ1O) 602 These Blumenthal questions are giving me a hard on. Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (sWM8x) 603 Rush pointed out yesterday ACB worked without a note in front of her, while every Senator had all kinds of notebooks. ACB is easily the smartest person in that room. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (OjZpE) 604 586 580 Regeneron! Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:12 PM (8B6Ng) Interferon!!! Algernon! Posted by: Cliff Robertson at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc) 605 Speaking of Da Nang Dick, the Supreme Court has declined to pick up that silly ass emoluments case against Trump. So the Democrats can stick that up their ass too. Posted by: Azathoth at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (U9HLk) 606 The Eddie Rickenbacker challenge. Windshield Wipers Slappin on the window Keepin' perfect rhythem to the song on the radio - oh Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM Is this a thing? Not heard of the ER challenge Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (axyOa) 607 Lebanon County man charged with stealing Trump campaign signs, vandalizing homes of president's supporters, state police say State police in Lebanon County arrested a man they said stole Trump campaign signs in the Myerstown area, vandalized property and put "Black Lives Matter" stickers on homes. Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (3aI0K) 608 Aaannnnd ACB cites judicial rulings that says Roe v Wade is law and affirm it. And she's saying what she signed paperwork that validates her church's teaching. and she's saying that was a moral statement and not a legal statement. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (11H2y) 609 Blumenthal talking about Samantha's and Tracy's health problems. Aiming much at the wine mom demographic, dick ... I mean "Dick?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (YqDXo) 610 There's another factor in play, I think - if you have no belief in anything beyond this world, if you really believe that This Life is All There Is, then Death is the most monstrous, horrifying, terrifying thing ever. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) Bingo. Great post. Posted by: Gaelic Girl Then they should live in mortal fear from the moment they realized it. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (x/Nq/) 611 Blumenthal is trying to land a blow but ACB is too fast and nimble. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (G0vdT) 612 Plastic bags were pushed by the left in an effort to stop the use of paper bags which were killing trees. And now they've come full circle in banning plastic bags. Posted by: Asshoes at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (22mNy) 613 Algernon! Posted by: Cliff Robertson at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc) Flowers? Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (8B6Ng) 614 Our ballots can be "accidentally" ruined with alcohol, eh? Posted by: Dem Organizer, Buying a Drum of Alcohol, Right Now at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (eXmcp) 615 "And therefore the Threat of Death is the most horrible, frightening experience that can ever be faced." CS Lewis captured this very well in his novel Perelandra. Chapter 13, where he talks (from a materialist's POV), about the 'rind' of life. https://tinyurl.com/yyy8p5gg Posted by: lizabth at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (L3Rsz) 616 506 last week she died through physician-assisted suicide Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (CR6BE) Wow. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (EbSTN) 617 It will be very telling if Obama is outdrawing Biden in attendance. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (5p7BC) Would it be possible for him to underdraw? Him in the bedroom with Reggie already is close to some of Biden's appearances. Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (Ojki1) 618 599 Some people are just too fragile to survive in today's world. Other's were cracked and are now broken beyond repair. Imagine what the US is going to look like circa 2040. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (3H9h1)The United States, as it is currently constituted, will not exist in 2040. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (o2MD2) 619 On the other hand, I have the same attitude that my father had when he passed, that my mother still has, that all of the people who think like me have. I don't want to die, and i'm certainly not eager to die - but if it happens, it happens, I can think of a lot worse things than death. It's just a step through a door to something else, and I'm not gonna be losing my mind over it. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) I've come to grips with the reality of death. I'm okay with it. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (XFBHF) 620 565 ...She hadn't seen him in person since February..... Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (W2Pud) ----------------------------- THAT is the tragedy. And an avoidable one, IMHO. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (M/9m0) 621 Dude. Nobody wants to see me topless. Posted by: Jordan61 ! Ahem. Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (arJlL) 622 A few years from now when people start popping up with various cancers, I can see the commercials now: "Did you use shopping carts covered in X-brand sanitizer? Did you eat at restaurants that cleaned their tables with X-brand sanitizer? Did you get cancer? You may be entitled to a settlement..." Posted by: Darth Randall at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (iWCRg) 623 How this Ass Hat can keep getting elected is beyond compression Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (OjZpE) 624 Present legal position? She'd have to have access to the arguments for and against IVF. In the abstract, I'd think her legal position would be impossible to decide. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo) 625 When I flew down to Texas at the end of September, all flights (to and from on American) were fully booked including the middle seats. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Pqytn) 626 This WAPo fearporn is screaming fire in a crowded movie theater, updated for 2020. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winne at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (KnJdm) 627 This is what happens when you get rid of childhood bullying. Some people needed to be shoved in lockers back then, they weren't, and now we're all paying the price. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5tjQ8) 628 I'm at high risk for COVID due to my health, so I do wear a mask and use hand santizer, but at some point if I get it I get it. I want my kids in school, not home with their pretend school (which just takes me away from MY job), even if that puts me at higher risk (they are at such an exceedingly low risk, I don't fear for them getting it). How old is this person? What, if any, are her pre-existing health issues that put her at higher risk? If she's this worried, she should give up driving at all, since most accidents happen within a mile from home. Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (ynpvh) 629 A few years from now when people start popping up with various cancers, I can see the commercials now: "Did you use shopping carts covered in X-brand sanitizer? Did you eat at restaurants that cleaned their tables with X-brand sanitizer? Did you get cancer? You may be entitled to a settlement..." Posted by: Darth Randall at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (iWCRg) Phew. We dodged a bullet there. Posted by: The Yam Advisory Council at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo) 630 "My brother needs his slaves to survive. If Mr. Lincoln takes away his slaves it will be the end of him. His family will be homeless and his children will starve." Same argument Blumenthal is making right now. Democrats seem to be hooked on the idea that it's okay to take away someone's human rights if it keeps someone else from being sad. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (BJKQV) 631 Windshield Wipers Slappin on the window Keepin' perfect rhythem to the song on the radio - oh Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:11 PM Is this a thing? Not heard of the ER challenge Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 * * Eddie Rabbitt, "Drivin' My Life Away," ca. 1980. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (wQDH5) 632 Holocaust survivor? How old is she? She must be at least in her 80s. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 03:54 PM (YqDXo) She was a very young child. sounds like she is about 77-78. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (xT2tT) 633 Not here in Hymietown. The ban is coming back at the end of the month. They are just insane these Leftists. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:14 PM (s2VJv) Oh no, not in CA. Straws and plastic bags will land you in jail as fast as going to church. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (8B6Ng) 634 Blumenthal is trying to land a blow but ACB is too fast and nimble. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (G0vdT) Da Nang Dick: She's just like Charlie. The horror...the horror... Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ddiFP) 635 Well, after Arizona that won't be hard. But seriously, if he pulls in even a few hundred, it's going to make Biden look really, really bad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (NWM+b) So do the try to tell Teh Won he can't have a bunch of adoring flaks to save Joey Fingers? And does he accept that? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Ojki1) 636 627 This is what happens when you get rid of childhood bullying. Some people needed to be shoved in lockers back then, they weren't, and now we're all paying the price. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5tjQ You mean DaNang Dick, right? Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (4pK1/) 637 Dude. Nobody wants to see me topless. Posted by: Jordan61 These words. This order. They make no sense. Posted by: Nobody at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (KnJdm) 638 JT - heard once you can't be sure, haven't seen them all yet Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (OjZpE) 639 Blumenthal practically accusing ACB of hiding her pro-life leanings, like it's the Mark of the Devil. - Throw her in a pool! If she floats, she neither rows nor wades! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (+y/Ru) 640 627 This is what happens when you get rid of childhood bullying. Some people needed to be shoved in lockers back then, they weren't, and now we're all paying the price. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5tjQ Heh. Somewhat ashamed to say, I did that to a couple. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (o2MD2) 641 Lebanon County man charged with stealing Trump campaign signs, vandalizing homes of president's supporters, state police say State police in Lebanon County arrested a man they said stole Trump campaign signs in the Myerstown area, vandalized property and put "Black Lives Matter" stickers on homes. Posted by: SMOD Do that in Texas. Criminal mischief at night is a free shoot. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (x/Nq/) 642 ACB: you're quoting physicians of St. Jospeh county right to life and I"m not a member of that. Bloomy: "you're legal position on IVF treatment criminalizing it. would it be constitutional." ACB: we can't answer questions in the abstract. as I've said over and over again. Bloomy: IVF could be made criminal! Tracy will be so upset!!! Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (11H2y) 643 Blumenthal is mansplaining like a BOSS! Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (BJKQV) 644 I know someone like that as well. They get food/groceries delivered and other than walks around the neighborhood have not left the house since spring. Posted by: Asshoes Just wait until they have to start their car in the winter! LOL Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (SFOr6) 645 557 Heh. I just walked through the (surprisingly crowded) airport terminal wearing my face shield. I got a bunch of dirty looks. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX) This might be a benefit to being a Clueless Male. Suppose my wife and I had just experienced what you did. My Wife: "Did you see all those people giving us dirty looks?" Me: "What, did someone look at us?" Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Kpl3J) 646 "I think Tracy would find that answer chilling." We ought to shitcan Blumenthal and elect Tracy to the Senate. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (YqDXo) 647 Plastic bags for cold, delicatessen, and vegetable items; paper for dry goods. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (GcMTR) 648 Radio read a very interesting poll today that stated the difference between Democrat leaning people's response to COVID and a conservative's was incredibly vast. Something like 80% of the Dems feared COVID and completely went and changed their lives out of fear. 29% on the conservative side. Basically, Dems are pussies and conservatives are not. But Dems then get very mad because you won't live in fear with them. Then they try to change the world to make you cower like they do. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (i9ZF7) 649 635 Well, after Arizona that won't be hard. But seriously, if he pulls in even a few hundred, it's going to make Biden look really, really bad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:05 PM (NWM+b) So do the try to tell Teh Won he can't have a bunch of adoring flaks to save Joey Fingers? And does he accept that? Posted by: Bete at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Ojki1) =========== They need any kind of positive excitement they can get, unless they really do believe the national polls. They'll let Obama have his crowds. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (NWM+b) 650 Re Blumenthal, where is Spicoli when you really need him? Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (xceTB) 651 A few years from now when people start popping up with various cancers, I can see the commercials now: "Did you use shopping carts covered in X-brand sanitizer? Did you eat at restaurants that cleaned their tables with X-brand sanitizer? Did you get cancer? You may be entitled to a settlement..." Posted by: Darth Randall at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (iWCRg) Phew. We dodged a bullet there. Posted by: The Yam Advisory Council at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo) Or once we find out all the Chinese masks we've been wearing had asbestos fiber in them. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (8B6Ng) 652 @TrumpJew "If we do not find an answers to Alzheimer's, within the next 19 years every single solitary bed that exists in the US will be occupied by an Alzheimer's patient" Video: https://tinyurl.com/y4qh6kn8 Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT) 653 613 Algernon! Posted by: Cliff Robertson at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc) Flowers? Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:15 PM (8B6Ng) Rhododendron! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (s2VJv) 654 I have a 1 neighbor that leaves the mail out all night and she refuses to let her Kids play with anybody in the Neighborhood, My 7 year old keeps asking if he can play with them and I see their kids asking if they can play with my Son. It's hard to tell my son that it's the Mom that won't let them play. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (dKiJG) 655 Graham should gavel Blumenthal out of order for this shit. She's answered the fucking question, cocksucker. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (sWM8x) 656 JT - heard once you can't be sure, haven't seen them all yet Posted by: Skip Plato ? Socrates ? Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (arJlL) 657 ACB is answering this exactly right. She can't offer opinions in the abstract. She'd have to read the briefs and hear the arguments on both sides before offering an opinion. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (YqDXo) 658 Blumenthal needs a good swift and hard kick in the backside. What an obnoxious man. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (WkPC9) 659 The idea of dying really doesn't bug me much. It used to not bother me at all, until I had the kid. Now, I just need to buy a big life insurance policy, and I won't be worried about it again. Croaking should be the least of your worries. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (eXmcp) 660 Are we going to get a week of hypothetical situations? Some 6 different ways? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (OjZpE) 661 Your all being too hard on Blumenthal. He's still scarred from his time in 'Nam. The Agent Orange, having to save Col. Trautman from the Spetnaz, he was with Col. Rhodes freeing POW's, man!! He doesn't even talk about Col Kurtz. The scars are just too deep. Leave Blumenthal alone. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (aVXy9) 662 I wish ACB would ask this schmuck if he and other democrats are planning on making IVF illegal... Posted by: SturmToddler at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (+NdM9) 663 TJM nails it - they wouldn't risk "embarrassing" Slo if they believed the polls. They are drowning, which is too good for them anyway. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (xceTB) 664 The ACB hearing should be back on, worth watching? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (OjZpE) Not unless you've got some sort of drinking game going on. Last I saw of it, some seriously deranged Dem was carrying on about some sort of "follow the money" conspiracy, with all kinds of visual aids. I think it was supposed to be the trail of money leading to her being picked. I swear that sometimes, wile she just sits there, she gets this look on her face that says, "My God, I'm surrounded by Seriously Crazy People, and they make up almost half the Senate!" But maybe that's my imagination. It's kind of like they're doing their political ads in the hearing, since they can't go home to campaign. Posted by: Optimizer at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (hOOi9) 665 Blumenthal's argument about invitro is "We've scared a lot of women into believing something about you so you shouldn't be a justice." Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (BJKQV) 666 The ironic end of Young Frodo Plays It Safe? As he stays locked in his Hobbit hole, he runs out of food. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Y4vJZ) ------ Those goddam Dwarves ate it all. And drank all the Old Winyards. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (OYAWg) 667 Trump sounds great, he's on fire and Savage's questions are up his ally. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (8B6Ng) 668 Mark Levin pointed out last night Dred Scott was settled law at one point in history Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (OjZpE) 669 Eddie Rabbitt, "Drivin' My Life Away," ca. 1980. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM Ahh. I get the song and Eddie Rabbit but saw Eddie Rickenbacker. Was wondering about that? My stand-in grandfather flew in WWI in a sister Squadron. Hated his guts. Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (axyOa) 670 She doesn't even look freaked out about Bloomy's BS - just curious. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (11H2y) 671 C'mon, Blumenthal, ask her her opinion on the DH rule. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo) 672 I'm less interested in Tracy than I am in her Mom, Senator Skelator. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (b+IrV) 673 Eddie Rickenbacker was America's Ace of Aces. 26 kills during World War I. Indy car driver, too. Awarded the MoH. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Pqytn) 674 655 Graham should gavel Blumenthal out of order for this shit. She's answered the fucking question, cocksucker. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (sWM8x) -------- ACB is not flustered. She's doing great. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (G0vdT) 675 Sooooo many of Democrat's arguments for abortion are the same arguments they made for keeping slavery and Jim Crow legal. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (BJKQV) 676 Chris Plante pointed out that Coney Barretts have twice as many black children in their family as RBG had in over 100 clerks. And this is Paul Watford: https://tinyurl.com/y5vczco2 That guy is the African American clerk that RBG had in 27 years on the bench. Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Eicbe) 677 The ACB hearing should be back on, worth watching? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (OjZpE) It's pretty good. I like ACB the more I hear her speak and her positions. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (KnJdm) 678 600 As a control example, try it again, topless, wearing a grass skirt, and shaking a skull on a stick. Report back. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 04:13 PM (gTdnT) Dude. Nobody wants to see me topless. Posted by: Jordan61 acutally, and I don't fly that way, Jordan, you have a very nice rack. I'm sure the boys would go gaga Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (W2Pud) 679 Try not to snizz in your mask. Posted by: The Daily Snizz at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (DMUuz) 680 587 There's another factor in play, I think - if you have no belief in anything beyond this world, if you really believe that This Life is All There Is, then Death is the most monstrous, horrifying, terrifying thing ever. You end, forever, there's nothing left for those who believe that. Now perhaps some strong minded people can accept that with aplomb, but not very many. And therefore the Threat of Death is the most horrible, frightening experience that can ever be faced. On the other hand, I have the same attitude that my father had when he passed, that my mother still has, that all of the people who think like me have. I don't want to die, and i'm certainly not eager to die - but if it happens, it happens, I can think of a lot worse things than death. It's just a step through a door to something else, and I'm not gonna be losing my mind over it. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J) This just reminded me of my favorite pickup line of all time (from Play It Again Sam) Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos. Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum Girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?" Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (PiwSw) 681 663 TJM nails it - they wouldn't risk "embarrassing" Slo if they believed the polls. They are drowning, which is too good for them anyway. Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM (xceTB) =========== They're either terrified for Biden's health, which is really bad, or they're terrified of the lack of any sort of grassroots and genuine support, which is another kind of bad. A presidential candidate pulling in no crowds whatsoever is supposed to be waved away as unimportant because the media would never, ever lie to us about anything. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (NWM+b) 682 Plato ? Socrates ? Posted by: JT at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (arJlL) ----- Morons. Posted by: Vizzini at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (OYAWg) 683 548 The ACB hearing should be back on, worth watching? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:08 PM (OjZpE) Worth hanging with the Horde. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (EbSTN) 684 640 627 This is what happens when you get rid of childhood bullying. Some people needed to be shoved in lockers back then, they weren't, and now we're all paying the price. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (5tjQ -------------------- Yep. Reminds me of Andy Taylor counseling Opie on standing up to bullies. After Andy and Opie had a good talk Opie left the courthouse and put a cap in the asshole with Barney's pistol. Opie was pissed. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (QIKHU) 685 Confirmation hearings are SUPPOSED to be to determine whether the nominee is qualified or not. It's not supposed to be a political litmus test. The political aspect is addressed by the President's decision. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (YqDXo) 686 674 655 Graham should gavel Blumenthal out of order for this shit. She's answered the fucking question, cocksucker. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (sWM8x) -------- ACB is not flustered. She's doing great. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (G0vdT) =========== She don't need no man defending her, girlfrieng. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (NWM+b) 687 She's so crazy she might just be so terrified of touching her mail-in ballot that she might not vote. I fear that she will, though. Posted by: Sharkman at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (fUucE) 688 Isn't the legally precise answer to every question Blumenthal asks you're an imbecile. Go fuck yourself? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (XFBHF) 689 Now we have the WuFlu terror, which ramped up her paranoia to intolerable levels. REsult: last week she died through physician-assisted suicide. My sister assumes her cancer must have returned, but why should that be the case? I don't trust Canada's medical system to firmly slap down a woman in this state of despair who is convinced that just walking in the same hallway as another human being is going to result in her death. Yes, I DO think she could have gotten a doctor to help her kill herself just because she was so terrified and hopeless. And I'm sure lots of other people aren't bothering to go the official medical route, but are just heading for the exit on their own. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 13, 2020 04:03 PM (CR6BE) ............ Canada. Once saw docs there arguing that even though an older lady had hypothyroidism it probably was not worth doing all of the follow ups to correct it because she was seventy years old anyways. Now today at the Daily Mail there is an article that Holland is considering euthanasia for 0 to 12 year olds. Children. Disgusting. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZYcrq) 690 Oh shit, now we've got Natalie. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (YqDXo) 691 acutally, and I don't fly that way, Jordan, you have a very nice rack. I'm sure the boys would go gaga Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (W2Pud We love all the boobs. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (i9ZF7) 692 This kind of stuff shouldn't be allowed. Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (HrMC1) 693 "I was there." Unfortunately, not at the operative time. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (YqDXo) 694 690 Oh shit, now we've got Natalie. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (YqDXo) ========= Portman? In a short skirt? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (NWM+b) 695 Yep. Reminds me of Andy Taylor counseling Opie on standing up to bullies. After Andy and Opie had a good talk Opie left the courthouse and put a cap in the asshole with Barney's pistol. Opie was pissed. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (QIKHU) Unfortunately, Opie grew up to become Ron Howard. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (PiwSw) 696 Da Nang Dick: She's just like Charlie. The horror...the horror... Charlie never overran a Toy for Tots drive on his watch! Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (oYxFF) 697 We have been seeing WOW wipes and I looked for where it's made and Yep CHINA, I am not buying that garbage, I just can't trust it. I remember all the videos of China sending Bras to Pakistan and saying they were face masked. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (dKiJG) 698 The ironic end of Young Frodo Plays It Safe? As he stays locked in his Hobbit hole, he runs out of food. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2020 03:59 PM (Y4vJZ) ------ Those goddam Dwarves ate it all. And drank all the Old Winyards. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 13, 2020 * * The Angry Orchard trees look like ents on meth. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (wQDH5) 699 Bloomie was there at Sandy Hook massacre that day, just said he was. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE) 700 630 "My brother needs his slaves to survive. If Mr. Lincoln takes away his slaves it will be the end of him. His family will be homeless and his children will starve." Same argument Blumenthal is making right now. Democrats seem to be hooked on the idea that it's okay to take away someone's human rights if it keeps someone else from being sad. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:17 PM (BJKQV) What's that quote that goes something like "I work, you eat, I'm a slave."? Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (ynpvh) 701 Da Nang Dick is now dragging out a poster-sized Sandy Hook victim. He's a vile disgusting POS. Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (4pK1/) 702 Instead of "following" or "believing" the science, it would be better if more people started UNDERSTANDING the science. Posted by: Venus at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iYXhj) 703 Oh shit, a letter from Sandy Hook...Daniel was killed in Sandy Hook, he was seven." Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (11H2y) 704 Now gun control. Where does the gun violence occur? In the ghetto. Are the guns there legal? Surely you jest. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (YqDXo) 705 567 Oh God. More anecdata from Blumenthal. There are 330 million people in this country. If you look hard enough, you can find someone with two heads. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo) And they will! Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (EbSTN) 706 The ink itself is not paper. It can and does heat up, sometimes enough to start the paper burning. Don't try to microwave dollar bills. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (SFOr6) === Not ink. There are metallic strips in paper currency. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (pw+jk) 707 699 Bloomie was there at Sandy Hook massacre that day, just said he was. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE) --------- Was it seared in his mind? Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (G0vdT) 708 Canada. Once saw docs there arguing that even though an older lady had hypothyroidism it probably was not worth doing all of the follow ups to correct it because she was seventy years old anyways. Now today at the Daily Mail there is an article that Holland is considering euthanasia for 0 to 12 year olds. Children. Disgusting. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZYcrq) I watch a Brit twitch streamer whose SO - he believes - has covid complications. Takes 6 months waiting to get the proper scans. Private health care FTW. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (KnJdm) 709 BEST words of advice I can give this woman, are the words of Rust Cohle in True Detective: Season 1: "You should kill yourself." Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (6MoD2) 710 All this sanitizing and not allowing a germ of any sort to penetrate your world sets one up for suseptability to worse health. One must eat a peck of dirt before the age of five to enjoy a long life of health. Posted by: Stellastwocents at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (cRbt7) 711 605 Speaking of Da Nang Dick, the Supreme Court has declined to pick up that silly ass emoluments case against Trump. Guess which judge was all for letting this case go forward initially:The congressional case reached the D.C. appeals court after the Dishonorable Judge Emmet G. Sullivan Posted by: SMOD at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (3aI0K) 712 She's annoyed with Blumenthal Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (HrMC1) 713 She's got five kids. Bluementhol can't touch her. Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (GcMTR) 714 Blumenthal Is a a real creepy goule. Bringing up bloody rapes, Sandy Hook shootings, and other horrible things. Plus his hands are shaking. Real creepy guy, just his manner. Posted by: Redenzo at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (E7vND) 715 Your all being too hard on Blumenthal. He's still scarred from his time in 'Nam. The Agent Orange, having to save Col. Trautman from the Spetnaz, he was with Col. Rhodes freeing POW's, man!! He doesn't even talk about Col Kurtz. The scars are just too deep. Leave Blumenthal alone. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2020 04:20 PM As well he shouldn't. The horror ... the horror... Posted by: Col. Kurtz at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (DMUuz) 716 I'm less interested in Tracy than I am in her Mom, Senator Skelator. Tracy's Mom has got it goin' on. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (yQpMk) 717 I like ACB the more I hear her speak and her positions. She's awesome. It would be a friendly gesture for someone to let a Moron know when it's not Blumenthal anymore. Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (q2K0j) 718 Here is a direct link to the article https://tinyurl.com/y28sz2ht Holland considering allowing euthanasia for children, 0 to 12 years old. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (NSpbl) 719 699 Bloomie was there at Sandy Hook massacre that day, just said he was. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE) Then the shooter was a shitty shot. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (YqDXo) 720 ACB DON'T BELIEVE HE CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING UP! Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (OjZpE) 721 In a short skirt? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:23 PM (NWM+b) And a long jacket. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ddiFP) 722 Was it seared in his mind? Posted by: WisRich something something on his hippocampus Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (W2Pud) 723 Why doesn't Blumenthal care about the epidemic of gun violence in Chicago? Can't scare middle-class white women with dead kids that don't look like theirs. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (BJKQV) 724 706 The ink itself is not paper. It can and does heat up, sometimes enough to start the paper burning. Don't try to microwave dollar bills. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:04 PM (SFOr6) === Not ink. There are metallic strips in paper currency. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (pw+jk) It's fun to cut grapes in half, place on a plate with the edges of the halves touching, put in a microwave and turn on. Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ynpvh) 725 New Rule, Everyone! "sexual preference" is now an offensive term Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (TNwUT) 726 As Dennis Prager said when the lockdowns and masks just disinformation op/hysteria first began: "I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of NOT living." Posted by: ShainS at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Xe6cP) 727 They need any kind of positive excitement they can get, unless they really do believe the national polls. They'll let Obama have his crowds. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:19 PM (NWM+b) Obama's not going to damage his brand. It's all he's got at this point. To get him out to play for Biden. The Dims would have to pay a lot of money paying local union thugs or whoever overtime to show up. Obama's ego wouldn't let him be beaten by Trump's rally attendance. I just don't see it happening. Posted by: naturalfake at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (dWwl8) 728 Blumenthal is using dead kids to make points Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (HrMC1) 729 Eddie Rickenbacker was America's Ace of Aces. 26 kills during World War I. Indy car driver, too. Awarded the MoH. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Pqytn) Owned the Indy Track at one point, Started a Car Company and TWA. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (dKiJG) 730 725 New Rule, Everyone! "sexual preference" is now an offensive term Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (TNwUT) Is "All the time" also an offensive reply? Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ynpvh) 731 Democrats give no fucks about gun violence in the Hood. They never even think about it. Gun control is about people control, not crime. Leftards care NOTHING about dead blacks. And I am open to proof of my fallacy. Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (o2MD2) 732 I watch a Brit twitch streamer whose SO - he believes - has covid complications. Takes 6 months waiting to get the proper scans. Private health care FTW. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (KnJdm) Yep. Posted by: Greange at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (ZYcrq) 733 728 Blumenthal is using dead kids to make points Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (HrMC1) Yup. Kinda sick. Posted by: 29Victor at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (BJKQV) 734 Why the fk are we going over every tragic death in Connecticut history? Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (OjZpE) 735 And people scoff when I say masks are never going away. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (2JVJo) 736 For cryin' out loud, is Dick going to talk about EVERY victim of gun violence? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (YqDXo) 737 I did four loads of laundry yesterday and put every bit of it up. Imma kinda proud of myself. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (QIKHU) 738 Some of the Disney kids have been posting pictures on Instagram of them going back to work. It's pretty crazy. It seems like they are Covid tested multiple times, get huge Covid supply bags, the table reads are very far apart, and many of them filming in California seem to be wearing face masks AND shields on set, except when the cameras are rolling. Nineteen year old Landry Bender is filming in Montreal and had a 14 day quarantine. Everything is just nuts. I think there's going to be a generation of screwed up kids because of this. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (v2c9/) 739 728 Blumenthal is using dead kids to make points Posted by: JoeF. at October 13, 2020 04:26 PM (HrMC1) PP has got him covered. Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (ynpvh) 740 I'm thankful that bumblewit would run away in terror before she had the chance to nag me about not wearing a mask. A space suit she could sterilize four times a day would be the only suitable attire for her. Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (8l1ux) 741 acutally, and I don't fly that way, Jordan, you have a very nice rack. I'm sure the boys would go gaga Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (W2Pud) Back atcha! Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Ez6QX) 742 Skeletor standing on the station platform in the no go zone almost getting to be a bug splatter on 9:02 Acela Express was funny. Fucking maroon. Posted by: Archer at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gmo/4) 743 >> Bloomie was there at Sandy Hook massacre that day He and Col Kilgor and Sgt Hulka were all surfing the rip just off the point, there. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Kz4zA) 744 The Democrats/Left always need a Corpse to rally around. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (TNwUT) 745 Jordan, you have a very nice rack. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (W2Pud) bow chicka bow wow Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (KnJdm) 746 The Johnstown rally will be a great chaser for this confirmation BS. Think I'll indulge in a rare afternoon beer. Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (5FCda) 747 It's a matter of "some" people stepping into the voting booth and thinking "Do I hate Trump more than I care about my 401K?" Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Pqytn) 748 . . . I swear that sometimes, wile she just sits there, she gets this look on her face that says, "My God, I'm surrounded by Seriously Crazy People, and they make up almost half the Senate!" But maybe that's my imagination. . . . Posted by: Optimizer at October 13, 2020 * * I wouldn't be surprised. I get that look on my face all the time. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (wQDH5) 749 735 And people scoff when I say masks are never going away. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (2JVJo) Not me. I agree with you. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Ez6QX) 750 Heh. Coming back from Arizona, I took a little layover. Went to the local Indian casino for amusement. Masks required, but smoking OK, so you figure. I always talk to the casino cops, and one told me about a drunk, pulling down his ETOH fume drenched mask, lighting up and setting the mask ablaze. Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (I58tH) 751 744 The Democrats/Left always need a Corpse to rally around. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (TNwUT) ========= Giving it a more American idiom, perhaps we could say that they always have a bloody shirt handy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, twirling and whispering meaningfully at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (NWM+b) 752 Back atcha! Posted by: Jordan61 at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Ez6QX) You two ~~stop it~~ go on . . . . Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (KnJdm) 753 Eddie Rickenbacker was America's Ace of Aces. 26 kills during World War I. Indy car driver, too. Awarded the MoH. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Pqytn) Owned the Indy Track at one point, Started a Car Company and TWA. He made great guitars and basses, too. John Lennon and Chris Squire each played one. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 13, 2020 04:28 PM (HaL55) 754 When dangerous people should be protected from themselves ... Maybe the Supremes should revisit O'Connor v. Donaldson. Because it sets the standard for doing that very high. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (YqDXo) 755 Huh. I was gonna read it but then the WaPo PAYWALL popped up and didn't go away - so fuck them very muchly. Posted by: Dr_No at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (mu5GU) 756 @inteldotwav THREAD: Antifa genius conspires to commit voter fraud in Pennsylvania, posts incriminating evidence on Twitter Really just handing Trump the election fraud argument huh https://tinyurl.com/y2af55t6 (He actually posted pics of the fake driver's licenses he made) Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT) 757 Damn - just got here and we're already headed for 800 comments. Has anybody asked What Would Adrian Monk Do? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (dfRN6) 758 she's looking at him like he's a bug. He kept saying his people are "terrified!" And he couldn't say a glove on her. Posted by: vivi at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (11H2y) 759 I've come to grips with the reality of death. I'm okay with it. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 13, 2020 04:16 PM (XFBHF) I was looking through some quotations I've saved, and found one I've always tried to remember: "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live." - Marcus Aurelius, quite the philospher. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Kpl3J) 760 Hasn't ACB been therewith a lunch break since 9:00? When do they close down this show for the evening? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (WkPC9) 761 Nood ACB Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the state at October 13, 2020 04:30 PM (KnJdm) 762 I think Eddie Rickenbacher went on to start one of the first airlines. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 13, 2020 04:30 PM (TNwUT) 763 nood ACB Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:30 PM (ynpvh) 764 It's fun to cut grapes in half, place on a plate with the edges of the halves touching, put in a microwave and turn on. Posted by: jim at October 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ynpvh) Place a lit birthday cake candle on a paper plate, light it, and place in the microwave for about 5 seconds. Have your finger hovering over the "STOP" button, no shit. The candle flame balloons up into a big ball of plasma that fills the cavity in a second or so. Will destroy the microwave if left going any time at all. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2020 04:30 PM (gTdnT) 765 Blumenthal done. Grabs his ACB voodoo doll and starts sticking pins in it. Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:30 PM (G0vdT) 766 Michael Crichton postulated in the book 'State of Fear' that the government would use a fake crises to make people afraid, and thus, be able to take away their liberties. The book was about the Global Warming 'crises'. This is taking that scenario to a bad flu. In the last WEEK CDC said it was spread via aerosol, which means masks are ineffective. Study came out saying masks were ineffective. WHO came out and said Lockdowns are doing serious harm, stop it. Yet, I just had to wear a mask to go to the store. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (NgKpN) 767 He and Col Kilgor and Sgt Hulka were all surfing the rip just off the point, there. It breaks both ways! Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk) 768 He and Col Kilgor and Sgt Hulka were all surfing the rip just off the point, there. Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2020 04:27 PM WTH? garrett don't e? Posted by: Colonel Kilgore at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (DMUuz) 769 @mviser "How many of you have been unable to hug your grandkids in the last seven months? I've got six of them," Joe Biden says "Two of them are my deceased son's boys they live - children, a boy and a girl - they live not far from me...I bribe them with Haagen-Dazs bars." Think you missed one Joe. And you bribe them for what?! Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (cF8AT) 770 Bloomie was there at Sandy Hook massacre that day, just said he was. Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (OjZpE) --------- Was it seared in his mind? Posted by: WisRich at October 13, 2020 04:24 PM (G0vdT) sadly, not RIGHT in the hippocampus... Posted by: SturmToddler at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (+NdM9) 771 Um, has anyone really addressed the shelving issue here? You know, a little dose of "Physician, heal thyself"? (that's an attempt at troll-level humor. I'll let myself out) Posted by: Im29too at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (KuiSd) 772 @11 Italican I'm sure you meant "Italician" . . . yes? Posted by: Dr_No at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (mu5GU) 773 Eddie Rickenbacker was America's Ace of Aces. 26 kills during World War I. Indy car driver, too. Awarded the MoH. Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Pqytn) And then in WWII he crashed over the Pacific and set a record for longest time surviving on a raft (soon broken by Louis Zamperini) Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (LZ7Gl) 774 637 Dude. Nobody wants to see me topless. Posted by: Jordan61 These words. This order. They make no sense. Posted by: Nobody at October 13, 2020 04:18 PM (KnJdm) Designed to confuse and disorient Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (GcMTR) 775 Blumenthal admitted he lied. He said that no circuit court had adopted x opinion; Amy said "the 3rd did"; and he said I knew one of them did, I just didn't know which one. Posted by: m at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (EbSTN) 776 This dingbat needs to be packed into a safe, nerf cube and never let out again. For our safety. Posted by: I Have Questions at October 13, 2020 04:32 PM (+v+zN) 777 THREAD: Antifa genius conspires to commit voter fraud in Pennsylvania, posts incriminating evidence on Twitter Really just handing Trump the election fraud argument huh https://tinyurl.com/y2af55t6 (He actually posted pics of the fake driver's licenses he made) Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cF8AT) Didn't some federal judge issue an opinion just yesterday, based on there is no evidence of voter fraud, specifically in PA? Posted by: Marybeth at October 13, 2020 04:33 PM (4pK1/) 778 Blumenthal is using dead kids to make points - I'll see your dead kids and show a full house, transsexuals over Muslims. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 13, 2020 04:33 PM (+y/Ru) 779 As mentioned above. nood topic Biggest Take-Away From ACB Questioning Seems to be About Her Pristine Notepad Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 13, 2020 04:34 PM (v2c9/) 780 If I had a store, my rule would be all hot women had to go topless or they are not let in. Bet my sales would be through the roof. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 13, 2020 04:34 PM (pw+jk) 781 607 They're doing that in Annville and Palmyra too. My guess is it's the lily white BLM activists who gather to protest in Annville every other day. Posted by: Eric at October 13, 2020 04:35 PM (4q3U3) 782 >>> And thereby: Our dominant culture stopped reigning people in from mental illness, and started instead affirmatively training people to be mentally ill, and to in fact cultivate mental illness the way one might cultivate a wine connoisseurship or gourmet's palate -- cultivating aspects of insanity as a badge of cultural prestige. It wasn't that long ago when the prescribed course for the mental illness known as gender dysphoria was a straight up "your body is healthy and you need to accept the way it is" And as a last resort for the seriously mentally ill, whom no matter how much therapy they went to could never accept their body, "Well maybe transition might alleviate some of your anxiety" Posted by: mikethemoose at October 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Y6UV7) 783 I have mentioned before that my youngest suffers from anxiety and OCD from a car accident TBI. She works hard every day to keep her perspective and to not burden others with accommodating her problems. Close friends are kind enough to remember what would set her anxiety off and act accordingly. She will call me about once a week for the "Voice of Reason". COVID was a nightmare for her, but I am very proud of how she has come through it. Posted by: Sal at October 13, 2020 04:36 PM (KTdeA) 784 @mviser "How many of you have been unable to hug your grandkids in the last seven months? I've got six of them," Joe Biden says "Two of them are my deceased son's boys they live - children, a boy and a girl - they live not far from me...I bribe them with Haagen-Dazs bars." Think you missed one Joe. And you bribe them for what?! Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (cF8AT) What does he do, put the bars in the mailbox? There is zero rationale for any grandchild to be kept from their grandparents at this point in time. NONE. Posted by: Jen the original at October 13, 2020 04:37 PM (liNZi) 785 Not ink. There are metallic strips in paper currency. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious Old bills. Not the new-fangled ones. They burn after a while. Posted by: imp at October 13, 2020 04:37 PM (SFOr6) 786 "How many of you have been unable to hug your grandkids in the last seven months? I've got six of them," Joe Biden says "Two of them are my deceased son's boys they live - children, a boy and a girl - they live not far from me...I bribe them with Haagen-Dazs bars." Think you missed one Joe. And you bribe them for what?! Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2020 04:31 PM (cF8AT) What does he do, put the bars in the mailbox? There is zero rationale for any grandchild to be kept from their grandparents at this point in time. NONE. Posted by: Jen the original Just hugged mine Sunday at his third birthday party. Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2020 04:39 PM (x/Nq/) 787 I had Rona, so did my 60+ year old mother who has diabetes. It's not that bad. It doesn't even rank in the top ten most ill I've been, and my mother said the same thing. Honestly I see a lot of people calling a Trump victory, and saying the polls are bullshit. I pray and hope that's true because I feel like, surely the majority of this country isn't this insane and stupid. But then I see people freaking out over & voluntarily giving away their freedoms over what is not worse then the flu, and I don't know what to think. Posted by: EtcEtcEtc at October 13, 2020 04:40 PM (bunM0) 788 They need any kind of positive excitement they can get, unless they really do believe the national polls. They'll let Obama have his crowds. Posted by: TheJamesMadison --------- They don't believe the national polls. Otherwise they wouldn't bring out Obama. He sat on the sidelines until the last week in 2016 when the polls started to "tighten" The fact that he is coming out early means that they see it (correctly) as a tight race and a repeat of 2016. I'm betting they send Obama to Philadelphia. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 13, 2020 04:42 PM (5p7BC) 789 The only good thing about the Kung Flu is that it killed the Plastic Straw and Plastic Bag debate. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio Amen. Think about the years of behaviour modification it too to get people to remember to bring cloth bags with them when they went into the store. I was STILL forgetting, as recently as last year. Then, in just 2 months, BAM! It's all gone. We're right back to zero again, and this time, they may never get people to agree with the anti-plastic campaign. We'll never forget that it was for reasons of HEALTH that cloth bags were banished from stores. If a cloth bag is dirty and loaded with germs now, then it was 5 years ago when they started pushing this bright idea. And it will be next year and the year after, forever. Our enemies seem to have forgotten how to play the long game. They're just recklessly burning their assets in this new, exciting campaign, without any thought of what the world will look like down the road. It's like spraying your house with radioactive waste to get rid of bedbugs. Yes, today you're victorious, but what are you going to live in day after tomorrow? Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 13, 2020 04:47 PM (CR6BE) 790 We must never forget that so much of this is performance art. Before people had a platform to display their crazy, they kept it to themselves. Except for the guy on the street corner with an "The End is Near" sign. So it was not reflected back to them by others joining in to agree with, encourage or top their craziness. Posted by: Sal at October 13, 2020 04:50 PM (KTdeA) 791 Now today at the Daily Mail there is an article that Holland is considering euthanasia for 0 to 12 year olds. It always ends up this way. ALWAYS. Holland started off with all sorts of stringent controls and regulations for euthanasia, but once you breach the rule against killing, it takes on a life of its own. I'm convinced such a system attracts psychopaths, who see death as a good thing, and are driven to spread the net wider and wider, to catch and destroy as many lives as they can. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 13, 2020 04:53 PM (CR6BE) 792 Why, it's Charley's mom! Posted by: James Varney at October 13, 2020 05:01 PM (BFhXu) 793 OCD on steroids. Which she won't take because they were used on Trump. Posted by: aelfheld at October 13, 2020 05:04 PM (IxDhF) 794 We're getting a Social Justice language lesson Why I have no idea Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 05:05 PM (OjZpE) 795 Guess we are willowed Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2020 05:08 PM (OjZpE) 796 This woman and my Dad need to get together - they can out-OCD each other. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 13, 2020 05:23 PM (SRRAx) 797 The kind of behavior, the article is describing would be unbelievable except that I have observed it myself. In Gainesville in Alachua County Florida, the total population is about 275,000 with another temporary student population of about 50,000. Sixty nine people have died from Covid so far since the start of the pandemic. You heard that right; 69 with 50,000 students. In person primary and secondary education has also resumed with no spikes in covid deaths. When the Governor reopened the state and all businesses at a 100% and no mask enforcement, there has been no spike in infections and no increase in deaths. Most deaths were of people who would be considered old and frail even in the eyes of people who old and frail. In spite of the statistics the City Government literally begged the Governor in an open letter ("I beseech you") to allow the city to continue enforcing the mask requirement (request denied). The governor also took away their power to close any business. I also know people who are in their seventies who have not left their homes since March. They are not bad or foolish people but they are petrified by the panic porn published by the local newspapers and assisted by Facebook and other social media platforms. I have also noticed that "Karenism" in general about all topics not just covid has increased. I saw an old lady stop her car and chide someone for walking on the sidewalk and looking at their cell phone. There is a real hunger among certain people to tell others what to do and that will not disappear when the pandemic is gone. I also had a triple AAA Karen lecture me about wanting to travel before she herself thought it was safe. By the end of her lecture she was shouting though her mask as I left the building. I could go on but I think you get the picture. George Orwell at the end of his classic on totalitarianism "1984" described the future as "a boot stomping on a human face forever." I would amend that to describe the future as some old lady's sensible flats jumping up and down on a masked face forever. Posted by: Punchinello at October 13, 2020 05:28 PM (zOrpp) 798 But does she wipe her ass properly? Posted by: demoncrat at October 13, 2020 05:37 PM (yM2fa) 799 I'm first again? Were is everyone? Posted by: joe Biden at October 13, 2020 05:44 PM (yM2fa) 800 This woman's theme song must be Randy Newman's "It's a Jungle Out There....Version 2" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe9WzaOhrP0 Posted by: Jonah Kyle at October 13, 2020 05:54 PM (SH7Tr) 801 Decades ago, as a student nurse, I worked for six weeks on the locked ward at the psychiatric unit of Los Angeles County, USC Medical Center, and I encountered and interacted with many, many very strange people. This gal would fit right in. This lockdown has brought out the inner lunatic in more people than I would ever have believed. Posted by: Nancy at October 13, 2020 07:34 PM (p3xp+) 802 My MIL suffers from depression and anxiety. She used to, and still does, get bent out of shape about the tiniest things, inventing reasons to be worried, angry, out-of-sorts. Her late husband used to have this thing he'd do when she started on a tear. He'd say, "Karen," [names have been changed] in a very soothing voice, and hold up both his hands, palms down, making a downward gesture. It was amazing to me how he would refuse to engage her on whatever topic she was ranting about. She would get his signal immediately and shut up. Now he's dead and there is no one to tell her to calm down about her stupid shiite. She picks an argument about something, and Mrs. Bupkis and her siblings will go to the mattresses with her. All she needs is for someone to say, "Karen, you're doing your thing again. Stop it." Also she's a Democrat. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 13, 2020 07:56 PM (0V/8D) 803 What's the female word for Monk? Posted by: Tom E Timmons at October 13, 2020 08:48 PM (y9e80) 804 I have no doubt this woman lives in Bethesda, MD. I'm pretty sure I've encountered her in the grocery store where she yelled at me for going the wrong way down the aisle. Or maybe she's the one who told me, "It's to keep us all safe!" 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