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In Toronto, Gender Reveal Party Results In... Massive Shootout With More Than 80 Shots Fired

This sounds like a thing that should happen.

An illegal gender-reveal party in South Etobicoke early yesterday morning ended in a bloody gunfight where over 80 shots were fired by various assailants, according to CP24.

An illegal gender reveal party.

I'd laugh about this being Canada, but America's leftists are imposing this same lunacy on us.

The incident occurred around 4:30 am yesterday, at a rented location on 8th street near Lakeshore Boulevard West in the New Toronto area of Etobicoke. According to witnesses, groups were firing at each other from two or more cars as people were leaving the party.

...

Shootouts such as this one are becoming more and more common in the Greater Toronto Area, often with the exact same MO. Armed attackers show up in a car where they know their targets are going to be and open up on them.

The rented premises, which have an entrance in the middle of a deserted alleyway, have apparently been set up to operate as an illegal bar or "booze can" as it is known in the Toronto area. Neighbours have come forward to say that the place has been in operation for approximately one week.

So... illegal parties and speakeasies spawned by covid lockdowns and runaway crime and leftwing mayors unwilling to do anything about it.

Sounds like America.

Posted by: Ace at 07:12 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 11, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

2 eh?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 11, 2020 07:13 PM (3DZIZ)

3 First? And I read the content?

And this sounds like Portland... with a mix of Al Capone.

Posted by: Vance at September 11, 2020 07:13 PM (GdebO)

4
Aren't guns illegal in Canada?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:14 PM (mht8P)

5 Why, precisely, are gender reveal parties illegal in Toronto? Ontario? Canada?

And I wasn't first. Reading the content, rookie mistake.

Posted by: Vance at September 11, 2020 07:14 PM (GdebO)

6 or... the average Canadian (or American) could just comply with basic health guidelines. Thus limiting the spread of a debilitating and permanent illness.

But hey, Lockdowns Don't Work (when they're flouted)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

7 Hosers.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

8 I thought that they had common sense gun control in Canuckistan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (2C38g)

9 This doesn't sound like SWPL kinda' stuff. Y'know?

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (HnUoF)

10 I summoned the Queen's Doggeh from down below.

Posted by: Vance at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (GdebO)

11 But gun control.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

12 Sounds like Chicago during Prohibition.

These folks are not just your average citizen trying to get around Winnie The Flu restrictions.These are gangs getting together. And other gangs know that.

Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (1XOEC)

13 An illegal gender-reveal party

Just fucking stop right there, dickweed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (+MpRO)

14 I've been in a mood the past week, so I reiterate my theory that people who have gender reveal parties should be drawn and quartered.

Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (bkUtD)

15 it's illegal because of lockdowns

Posted by: Dick-Ridin' Ducklo at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

16 If they can't find you handsome, they can at least find your handgun.

Posted by: Red Green at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

17 https://bit.ly/3mefsbb
*******
Judge Napolitano Sued for 1988 Sexual Assault; 'Pure Fiction,' He Says
*******
hahahaha
Randy Andy Nappy

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (1Dmt5)

18 80 shots?!

Sloppy.

Be better, Canucks, be better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)

19 ESPN invited me to my very own gender reveal party. I sobbed for joy.

Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (EgshT)

20 When did everywhere become Prohibition era Chicago?

Oh...

Jeez, we really are stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (cI3Q7)

21 Posted by: Dick-Ridin' Ducklo
lol

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (+MpRO)

22 Heh. Just like 20's and 30's Chicago without the Tommy guns.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (VNmG1)

23 Did Jessica Yaniv shoot up the place?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

24 Way to go {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (2C38g)

25 Every place is Chicago now.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (TdMsT)

26 And which gender is illegal?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (rBtIz)

27 So...how long til a "smart" gang sets up an ambush at one of these, using it to draw out their enemies?

Posted by: Bete at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (Ojki1)

28 Which is worse? That gender reveal parties are illegal, or that they exist in the first place?

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (Izzlo)

29 A real gender reveal party torches a hundreds of thousands of acres.

Fucking pikers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (hGohp)

30 3 Michigan voters are undecided. Also known as the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (buTO7)

31 Great White North, eh?

Posted by: why we are banned at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (R0CeN)

32 So who is drive bying who? Is it like Crips and Bloods? Outlaws vs Hell's Angels? Sharks vs Jets?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (3DZIZ)

33 I'm sure the shooters were all Canadian polite, don't ya know

Posted by: iandeal at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (XV+Rw)

34 Which is worse? That gender reveal parties are illegal, or that they exist in the first place?
Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (Izzlo)

oof, tough question there mister.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

35 aren't gender reveal parties un PC anyway?

I thought we weren't supposed to assume anyone's gender.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (W2Pud)

36 Does a gender reveal pary involve a guy dropping his pants?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (UL/dR)

37 Was thinking, why have a gender-reveal party at 4:30am, then realized there is no good time to have one. Ever.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (XpDOS)

38 No Gender Is Illegal

Posted by: My Kid's Elementary School at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

39 If they can't find you handsome, they can at least find your handgun.
Posted by: Red Green at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM

Quondo omni, flunkus moritati.

Or something like that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

40 A gender reveal party that lasted until 4:30 am...okay then.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (mNhhD)

41 28 Which is worse? That gender reveal parties are illegal, or that they exist in the first place?
Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:17 PM (Izzlo)

Yes.

Is a gender reveal that much different than an old fashioned baby shower?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (cI3Q7)

42 80 rounds isn't much

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (OjZpE)

43 Michigan voters are undecided. Also known as the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

Watch ur whore's mouth, and hold my beer.

Posted by: California at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (R0CeN)

44 How do you tell the gender of a Canadian anyway?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

45
I got ya gendah reveal right heah.
*grabs package*

Posted by: BifBewalski 🂡 Moron at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (VcFUs)

46

So, serious question:

Are these parties revealing the gender of an unborn baby? Or is it that they're revealing the new gender of someone who has has gender reassignment surgery??

Has to be the first, right?

Because if it was the latter -- the Dems would be all, "Party on, dudes!"

Right? Right??

Posted by: Prime sistah at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (tQL7r)

47 Impossible. Toronto has strict gun control, right? Shootings are supposed to be prohibited.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (4k/Uz)

48 Does a gender reveal pary involve a guy dropping his pants?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (UL/dR)

that is the correct way...but you know, Canadians....

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

49 No way eh!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

50 It was a very polite shootout.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

51 Le Pew, Le Pew, Le Pew...oh sorry, that's Montreal.

Posted by: BignJames at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (X/Pw5)

52 Oh, sorry aboot that sucking chest wound, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

53 Molson vs Moosehead?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (3DZIZ)

54 80 rounds isn't much

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (OjZpE)


Obviously this was NOT a TXMoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:20 PM (2C38g)

55 They served crullers over the smoking bodies.

Posted by: Kirk Herbstreit at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)

56 who the fuck gives a fuck about a 'gender reveal'

FFS when your old lady finally grunts it out you look down and see if the kid has a tweener or not

boom
revealed

these fucking people today

summon the meteors

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)

57 Why reveal the gender when it is fluid anyway? Could change to any of 57 genders in the next 30 minutes. And then again.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (XpDOS)

58

Bangers are anti-gender?

Posted by: Viron Con Dios at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (d6DSt)

59 80 rounds isn't much



Not for the LA Police.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

60 And this sounds like Portland... with a mix of Al Capone.

Posted by: Vance



I don't think Portland is smart enough to set up a speakeasy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (axyOa)

61 Does a gender reveal pary involve a guy dropping his pants?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM

It did originally in order to have a need for a gender reveal party.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (mNhhD)

62 Girl Season!! *blam blam blam*

Boy Season!! *blam blam blam*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (+MpRO)

63 4:30 in the morning?

What in the hell?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (JCrfD)

64 >How do you tell the gender of a Canadian anyway?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


if the tail is flat or bushy

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)

65 Define "illegal gender reveal",

Party not allowed?
Illegal gender as in not one of the 30 genders permitted?

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (OjZpE)

66 44 Michigan voters are undecided. Also known as the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

Watch ur whore's mouth, and hold my beer.
Posted by: California at September 11, 2020 07:19 PM (R0CeN)
---
I appologize. Its hard to be normal till November.

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (buTO7)

67 64 4:30 in the morning?

What in the hell?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:22 PM (JCrfD)

Expressing belief in the biological truth of only two genders is unlawful and therefor must be done covertly and under cover of night.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

68 Canada.

I thought the Eternals took all the evil nasty guns away from the Brutals and make the Brutals grow food for the Eternals who repay the Brutals by having Exterminators in red diapers shoot them if they don't work hard enough.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (Z+IKu)

69 >>> it's illegal because of lockdowns



And because gender reveal parties are insipid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (bkUtD)

70 I'm sure the shooters were all Canadian polite, don't ya know

Posted by: iandeal at September 11, 2020 07:18 PM (XV+Rw
I doubt these were Canadians. At least originally.

Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (1XOEC)

71 an illegal bar or "booze can"

-
Back in the day, an illegal bar was known as a "blind pig".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

72 I used to reveal my gender to those Secret Service broads all the time.

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (Izzlo)

73 Now wait just a doggone minute! I thought handguns were illegal in Canuckistan.

Do they go Bang eh, bang eh, bang eh?

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (VNmG1)

74 Pew, eh?
Pew, eh?
Pew, eh?
Pew, eh?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

75
Poutine-crazed hovers in shootout.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)

76 Sure, big tough Americans and their stupid gun laws.

What's that? Canada?

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (vd8XM)

77
Could be worse. Instead of bullets they could have thrown handfuls of poutine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (EGyGV)

78

Justin Trudeau needs a gender reveal...

Posted by: Viron Con Dios at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (d6DSt)

79 I have never had any invites to a gender reveal party. I don't even know anyone that has even ever considered having one.

I must be living right.

Its a twee millennial thing that was invented, I suspect, largely to add another wave of baby gifts to the showers and such. And to make the parents feel even more self important for pulling off what every creature in existence has been doing since the world began.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

80
No Human Is Illeg... *blam blam blam*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 11, 2020 07:24 PM (+MpRO)

81 No wildfire? I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)

82 Got all hopped up on Molson's and Timbits...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

83 Not for the LA Police.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (oVJmc)


LOL!
Did they *hit* anyone with those 80 rounds?

Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (1XOEC)

84 They were revealing an illegal gender? No gender is illegal!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (LRCpX)

85 " I thought the Eternals took all the evil nasty guns away from the Brutals and make the Brutals grow food for the Eternals who repay the Brutals by having Exterminators in red diapers shoot them if they don't work hard enough."

But enough about the Biden economic platform.

Posted by: some guy out west at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (XpDOS)

86 I saw Illegal Gender Reveal Party open for Panic! At The Disco, at First Avenue. Last year, just before the lockdown. Seems like forever....

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (P1f+c)

87 Guns being mostly illegal in Canukistan all they can get are the fully automatic AR-47s with the thing that goes up. Imported from Pokestan.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (/Dgcm)

88 I'm so old fashioned I wouldn't want to know the baby's sex in advance. Find out when the tot pops out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI)

89 At least they didn't burn down half the province.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (05Lgc)

90 Windows 10 and Microsoft suck ass. That is all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

91 Any description of the perps?

Bi-pedal carbon-based life forms. It's the only PC description that's allowed anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (HaL55)

92 Any description of the perps?

Wearing red and green suspenders? In a van?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (JCrfD)

93 I thought the Eternals took all the evil nasty guns away from the Brutals and make the Brutals grow food for the Eternals who repay the Brutals by having Exterminators in red diapers shoot them if they don't work hard enough.

"It sounds like heaven"
--AOC with dreamy eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

94 Windows 10 and Microsoft suck ass. That is all.

--

Seconded.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (4k/Uz)

95 Next Hallmark movie...
Gender Revealed turns to angst when Simone and Holly, both high-flying New Your investment analysts, realize their love for each other is not the same as when Trevor, who owns a small candle-making shop enters the picture.
The surrogate mother is revealed later in the show but not before co-star Jill Wagner reveals a bit more than Hallmark has in mind.
Ratings soar.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (axyOa)

96
Our Stupid World, Part the 2063rd.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

97 93 Any description of the perps?

Wearing red and green suspenders? In a van?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (JCrfD)

Earflap hats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

98 Pewpewpewpewpew
Hey buddy, watch it there!
Sorry, guy, but I got beef!
Well, we are tryin' a reveal the gender here buddy
Sorry, like i say, i got beef!
Pewpewpewpewpewpew

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (LRCpX)

99 Bi-pedal carbon-based life forms.

I identify as silicon-based, you racist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (JCrfD)

100 80 shots fired, ONE GUY INJURED.


We can take Canada in a weekend, easy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

101 And the father should be in the waiting area, smoking cigarettes, until all the messy stuff is over and cleaned up.

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (vd8XM)

102 That "article" is dancing around the real issue: The Greater Toronto area is dealing with an increase in violent crime in the past number of years, led by gangs as well as the occasional shooting or running over of people by suspects who disappear from the headlines.



No amount of "gun control" is going to solve the problem. All of those guns are illegal. Of course, it's the fault of the United States for sending them there. (To be honest, there is an issue with illegal weapons being funneled into Canada from the US, among other places.)

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (SbDwL)

103 57 who the fuck gives a fuck about a 'gender reveal'

FFS when your old lady finally grunts it out you look down and see if the kid has a tweener or not

boom
revealed

these fucking people today

summon the meteors
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)


I agree.

The childbearing generation believes everyone is the world is fascinated by every aspect of their lives.

Just call your parents and best friends and be done with it.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (TdMsT)

104 Any description of the perps?

Wearing red and green suspenders? In a van?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:26 PM

With their sticks on the ice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)

105 83
Got all hopped up on Molson's and Timbits...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

. . . as is tradition.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (KnJdm)

106 "Aaand the kid is a... boy!!"

*BLAM*

"Oops, scratch that..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

107 Does a gender reveal pary involve a guy dropping his pants?

-
I watched the 1927 Best Picture Wings the other night. I was surprised to see a comic character twice drop his pants and reveal his bare ass naked ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)

108 No amount of "gun control" is going to solve the problem. All of those guns are illegal. Of course, it's the fault of the United States for sending them there. (To be honest, there is an issue with illegal weapons being funneled into Canada from the US, among other places.)
Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (SbDwL)

Indiana, mostly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

109 How about a cleanup on 43? kthxbye

Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (VNmG1)

110 91 Windows 10 and Microsoft suck ass. That is all.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (KnJdm)
---
Pleasant how you have to close their browser every time you log on. I thought we sued them over that, and won.

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (buTO7)

111 101
80 shots fired, ONE GUY INJURED.





We can take Canada in a weekend, easy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

But then we'd have Canada.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (KnJdm)

112 NBC News reluctantly admits

Coronavirus testing at Boston lab suspended after nearly 400 false positives

https://tinyurl.com/y5vljhdu

Why dONt YoU BelIeVe ThE SCiEnCE????!!?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

113 Hey, half of Southern California is burning down because -- you guessed it -- a GENDER REVEAL PARTY featured fireworks -- in a tinder-dry wilderness area:

https://abc7news.com/el-dorado-fire-yucaipa-cause- gender-reveal-party/6412600/

Rome was brought down by Barbarian Invasions.

But North America? Brought to its knees by Gender Reveal Parties.

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (HEEq1)

114 Is "Toronto" Canadian for "Chicago"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)

115 Anon: Wings was pre-Hays Code.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

116 17 Judge Napolitano Sued for 1988 Sexual Assault;

Victim was male ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (AHq56)

117 4:30am has to been after a all night binge, no way can you get to many people up that early.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (OjZpE)

118 Kinda puts a damper on my plans to move to Canada

Posted by: Baba Swystan at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (ofIwF)

119 All illegal guns in Canada come from Chicago, which in turn come from Mississippi or some place else. This is known.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (nFRLh)

120 Were they fighting over pronouns?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (xPl2J)

121 No amount of "gun control" is going to solve the problem. All of those guns are illegal. Of course, it's the fault of the United States for sending them there. (To be honest, there is an issue with illegal weapons being funneled into Canada from the US, among other places.)
Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (SbDwL)

Indiana, mostly.
Posted by: Insomniac

Easier to get a gun in Canada then a book

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (vd8XM)

122 I doubt these were Canadians. At least originally.


Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (1XOEC)

^^^^

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (SbDwL)

123 110 How about a cleanup on 43? kthxbye
Posted by: Old Blue at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (VNmG1)

Oh ferfucksake what'd I do this time?
*goes back and looks*
Wasn't me! Ha!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

124 80 shots fired, ONE GUY INJURED.





Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (oVJmc)


So they *are* better shots than LA cops!

Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (1XOEC)

125 Say what you will about the crack smoking mayor Toronto once had, but this shit didnt happen under his watch.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (n8yRX)

126 I bet none of them got their fucking grade 10 but they fucking smoked a fuck-ton of dope.

Posted by: Ricky at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (+MpRO)

127 A gender-reveal-party...at 4:30 am...in a building off of an abandoned alley.


Sounds a little, uh, shady.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (8/7u2)

128 Windows 10 and Microsoft suck ass. That is all.

Seconded.


Thirded, time for a vote. Worst OS since ME

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

129 The gender reveals I have been to all start at 4:30 AM, honest.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (nFRLh)

130 111
91 Windows 10 and Microsoft suck ass. That is all.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:25 PM (KnJdm)

---

Pleasant how you have to close their browser every time you log on. I thought we sued them over that, and won.

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (buTO7)

You have to have an account with MS to install a legal copy of 10 Home, after version 1903. FYNQ.

They make it easier to steal 10 Pro.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (KnJdm)

131
But then we'd have Canada.



We could send liberals there when Trump wins again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

132 Would someone explain this please? Whatever a gender reveal party is, if it makes people mad enough to shoot each other I'll pass.
But I wonder if Canada is going through BLM/Antifa riots the way the US and Britain are.
The RCMP are certainly capable of shutting down such crap if their political masters don't prevent it.

Posted by: jdgalt at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (3SFo/)

133 I'm old enough to remember the only gender reveal parties took place in Vegas after too much alcohol, too much gas, and not enough lighting in the bar/club.

Posted by: 🤡 at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (RxDQk)

134 80 shots fired, ONE GUY INJURED.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


And they've been apologizing to him non-stop ever since.

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (P1f+c)

135 130 The gender reveals I have been to all start at 4:30 AM, honest.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (nFRLh)

What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

136 Wings was a pretty good sitcom, too. Among a batch before the entire genre was ruined

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

137 I miss the steady and sensible leadership of Rob Ford.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (datdl)

138 Every far left crazy shit the Canucks or Brits did 10 years ago and we laughed at, is now normal shit in America.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (n8yRX)

139 Gender Reveals are just a conspiracy by Big Party.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (uEbPt)

140 Headline at Hot Fart: "Trump: 'From what I hear, Biden's on drugs'"

Joe's gotta quit getting hopped up on goofballs!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

141 They must like egg nog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (hGohp)

142 Deadly Gender Reveal event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAsvIi1b5D4

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (hku12)

143 These illegal gender reveal parties have to be stopped by any means necessary

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

144 Kids today Sigh

what happened to the good old days and good American fun like finger banging old mary jane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (85Gof)

145 Levin saying on his Fox show this week Candice Owen, next the President, missed the week after and Ted Cruz in 4 weeks.

Getting Basement Joe and Legs up Harris commercials on Levin, I'd guess they are wasting their money.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (OjZpE)

146 "A lot of people say you can't smoke dope and get drunk when you got
kids, and that's not true. You can, but you still gotta get up in the
morning."

Posted by: Ricky at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (+MpRO)

147 109 No amount of "gun control" is going to solve the problem. All of those guns are illegal. Of course, it's the fault of the United States for sending them there. (To be honest, there is an issue with illegal weapons being funneled into Canada from the US, among other places.)
Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:27 PM (SbDwL)

Indiana, mostly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)


Funny, I thought it was all the Pakis bringing in their ancestral AK-47s?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (2C38g)

148 I saw Gender Reveal Shootout open up for Murder Hag back in '94.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (uEbPt)

149 what happened to the good old days and good American fun like finger banging old mary jane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties

"THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!!!!"
--Gunny Hartman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

150 Speaking of software:

Are their emulators for Linux that will allow you to run Windows programs?

I'd like to build a Linux computer but be able to run Vegas video editing software.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

151 @141: "Joe's gotta quit getting hopped up on goofballs!"

L-dopa!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (+WWsf)

152 123 I doubt these were Canadians. At least originally.


Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (1XOEC)

^^^^
Posted by: Vendette


In SoCal, Gender Reveal Parties are mostly an coughcough Hispanic thing.

That primarily because White People no longer even believe gender exists.

"I see you're pregnant! What will it be -- boy or girl?"

"Harrumph! Xhe will choose whatever is pleasing to xim! It is not our place to impose gender roles on our children!"

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)

153 Confucius say Gender reveal plus alcohol leads to many divorces.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (05Lgc)

154 Music for Speakeasies ...

Squirrel Nut Zippers:
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=na1yQ_fKUF0

Posted by: Adriane the Accounting Tricks Newbie Critic ... at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

155 Headline at Hot Fart: "Trump: 'From what I hear, Biden's on drugs'"

Heard it from a reliable source: Christopher Steele.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (JCrfD)

156 They must have revealed the gender was a male and a Trump supporter. 80 canucks shot themselves in the head.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (vKhgw)

157 I watched the 1927 Best Picture Wings the other
night. I was surprised to see a comic character twice drop his pants
and reveal his bare ass naked ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (+y/Ru)


Worst example of French kissing ever as well.

Posted by: Javems at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (ofIwF)

158 Would someone explain this please? Whatever a gender
reveal party is, if it makes people mad enough to shoot each other I'll
pass.
But I wonder if Canada is going through BLM/Antifa riots the way the US and Britain are.
The RCMP are certainly capable of shutting down such crap if their political masters don't prevent it.


Posted by: jdgalt at September 11, 2020 07:30 PM (3SFo/)

Gender reveal party: Let's have a party and invite a bunch of people so they can celebrate when we discover if we're having a boy or a girl! And they'll give us presents! And money!

As for riots, no, Canada is not having them at any level like what is going on in the US or Britain. Even the protesting hasn't been anything out of the ordinary, particularly in Montreal where they will protest anything.

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:34 PM (SbDwL)

159 They got busted for monolingual invites.

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2020 07:34 PM (RuIsu)

160 I got suckered into a party that was then revealed to be a gender reveal party. AND, no alcohol.allowed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (b1Zx8)

161 141: "Joe's gotta quit getting hopped up on goofballs!"

High as a kite!

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (Izzlo)

162 Gender reveal party is just another excuse to party. I bet babymama was wasted and atwerking.

Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (bJikV)

163 For fun last night I was watching parts of Bill Gates' deposition from the antitrust action back in the 90s. He was/is...a serious asshole.

Quibbled over the meaning of the word "concerned," for instance. As in:

"When did you become concerned about Netscape."

"I don't know what you mean by 'concerned'"

"You don't know what the word 'concerned'" means?

"I don't know what you mean by it."

"Are you aware of the word 'concerned' in the English language?"

"Yes."

And so on.

A dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (4k/Uz)

164 Easier to get a gun in Canada then a book

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:29 PM (vd8XM)


It's too cold to read in Canada!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (2C38g)

165 They got busted for monolingual invites.
Posted by: klaftern


Does that involve a three way?

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (vd8XM)

166 "I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me. Instead of growing dope
six or seven times through denial and error, they're gonna get it right
the first time."

Posted by: Ricky at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (+MpRO)

167 Sounds like we're going to have to resurrect Zombie Rob Ford to straighten things out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (ZSK0i)

168 Are their emulators for Linux that will allow you to run Windows programs?

I'd like to build a Linux computer but be able to run Vegas video editing software.


There are several, with the caveat that video editing really wants to get up close and personal with your video card nowadays and doing that through an emulator can be hit and miss.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (6XLoz)

169 Vegas video editing software.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)
------
Vegas is what I use for the GT videos now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

170 151
Speaking of software:



Are their emulators for Linux that will allow you to run Windows programs?



I'd like to build a Linux computer but be able to run Vegas video editing software.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

I am finishing a Linux Mint PC with Virtual Box and Win7 (later 10, if necessary) virtual machine to run any necessary windows software while I say good bye to MS forever.
Pretty painless, so far, but virtual box and virtualization has a learning curve.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (KnJdm)

171 Speaking of perverts and left wingers:


Fox News analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano was sued Friday in Manhattan by a man who claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

172 @153: "In SoCal, Gender Reveal Parties are mostly an coughcough Hispanic thing."

Gender reveal parties are super popular with the wannabe Instagram celebrity crowd which includes nearly all wives of NBA and NFL players who aren't, umm, hispanic.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:36 PM (+WWsf)

173 "How do you tell the gender of a Canadian anyway?"

Males have a mating "spur" on their left hand just below the thumb.

Posted by: Bosk at September 11, 2020 07:36 PM (SWbVS)

174 I really don't get any of this. Just a week ago I asked when gender reveal parties became a thing. Now the Left if trying to cancel them. Now 80 shots fired? I know it is a shame but damn if I don't get it. I guess it is another reason to have a party and some bad hombres showed up. A shit thing to do really.

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (JCBMS)

175 163 For fun last night I was watching parts of Bill Gates' deposition from the antitrust action back in the 90s. He was/is...a serious asshole.

Quibbled over the meaning of the word "concerned," for instance. As in:

"When did you become concerned about Netscape."

"I don't know what you mean by 'concerned'"

"You don't know what the word 'concerned'" means?

"I don't know what you mean by it."

"Are you aware of the word 'concerned' in the English language?"

"Yes."

And so on.

A dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (4k/Uz

Sounds like "the meaning of 'is'." Did Gates come up with that first?

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

176 It's too cold to read in Canada!

The words get all frozen and crunchy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (HaL55)

177 Every far left crazy shit the Canucks or Brits did 10 years ago and we laughed at, is now normal shit in America.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:31 PM (n8yRX)

^^^^ too.

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (SbDwL)

178 165 They got busted for monolingual invites.
Posted by: klaftern

Does that involve a three way?
Posted by: Bruce

I was told that was a bilabial fricative.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (Rvt88)

179 Toronto is about 65-70% non white. These are most likely not Doug and Bob type Canadians. Those no longer exist in Toronto.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (n8yRX)

180 0430 Gender reveal.

heh.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (hOMhY)

181 Weasel, thanks!

I have Final Cut Pro X on my Mac, but admit I wanna go back to Vegas, which is much more intuitive and easy to use. I never had to read a manual to learn how to do anything in Vegas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

182 160 I got suckered into a party that was then revealed to be a gender reveal party. AND, no alcohol.allowed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (b1Zx

So it was a gender reveal party reveal party?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

183 Gender reveal parties are super popular with the wannabe Instagram celebrity crowd which includes nearly all wives of NBA and NFL players who aren't, umm, hispanic.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

So, cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (vd8XM)

184 "Are you aware of the word 'concerned' in the English language?"

"Yes."

And so on.


In court, the judge usually stomps on that kind of thing (or the opposing attorney cuts it short). In hearings, you can do it forever, just to be an obstinate jerk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (KZzsI)

185 I live just outside of Canada! 80 shots! 1 injured!

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

186 172 @153: "In SoCal, Gender Reveal Parties are mostly an coughcough Hispanic thing."

Gender reveal parties are super popular with the wannabe Instagram celebrity crowd which includes nearly all wives of NBA and NFL players who aren't, umm, hispanic.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Huh!

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

187 There are Linux video editors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

188 Also thanks to everyone for the Windows/Linux tips.

I am tempted to just get a high-powered Windows laptop to run Vegas on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

189


"Mother Earth is angry," Speaker Pelosi says, discussing wildfires burning in California. "She's telling us with hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is...the climate crisis is real and has an impact."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

190 MrPeebles, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

191 Fox News analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano was sued Friday in Manhattan by a man who claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

32 years ago? Damn, he held on to that one a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (cI3Q7)

192 Sidebar --

with all these academics admitting to race fraud, you have to wonder how many students got into these schools by claiming to be black?

So far, it has only been professors and activists, but how many people claimed minority status on college applications and got in, and then never made a career out of it?

Colleges had incentive to go along since that meant they could admit a decent student and get to increase their minority numbers, so I am sure they didn't investigate these claims.

This was a joke back in the 70s and 80s when I was student, but I wonder how many people actually did it? how do we get to see student applications of all these woke assholes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (LWu6U)

193 I agree Gates is a dick, but I understand quibbling over the word concerned. It's an intentionally loaded and ambiguous word and Gates is no dummy.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

194
Speaking of software:

Are their emulators for Linux that will allow you to run Windows programs?

I'd like to build a Linux computer but be able to run Vegas video editing software.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)





Yes, but you might be better off doing a dual install of Linux and a stripped down bootleg of Windoughs on separate partitions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (EGyGV)

195 Also in court, lawyers have to be more precise and less leading in their questions. Using words like "concerned" presumes a response, which Gates is trying to weasel around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

196 claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey

My chambers for a sidedick, er sidebar...

Posted by: Nappy at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (d6DSt)

197 Judge Andrew Napolitano was sued Friday in Manhattan by a man who claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey

*******************

I knew something like this would happen because everything the left accuses Trump of doing boomerangs back on em.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

198 Other than immediate family who gives a fuck what your baby will be?

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (n8yRX)

199 I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! My, my, how far the leftist utopia has spread and what ground breaking achievements they have accomplished? Eh ? Seems we are just overwhelmed with light speed advancements like homos being scout leaders, and lesbians being girl scout leaders. Odd they didn't want gender reversals ? Eh? but many molested children can attest or testify to the democrats agenda success! How many spineless/gutless went along with this ? Do they accept their partaking of it ?

Posted by: ron n. at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (om5HK)

200 what happened to the good old days and good American fun like finger banging old mary jane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:32 PM (85Gof)
*********
I think Tuna Finger Bidet took over that

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (1Dmt5)

201 182
160 I got suckered into a party that was then revealed to be a gender reveal party. AND, no alcohol.allowed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (b1Zx



So it was a gender reveal party reveal party?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

What do you get for the host who suckered you into coming to a lame-assed non-party?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (KnJdm)

202 Yep, most of Toronto is a shithole these days.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (nFRLh)

203 but be able to run Vegas video editing software.
Posted by: qdpsteve


...how would you get the video back out of the software?

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (P1f+c)

204 185 I live just outside of Canada! 80 shots! 1 injured!
Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

That's good shooting from outside of Canada.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (cI3Q7)

205 As I understand it, the all-time best thing ever to come from Toronto is The Kids In The Hall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

206 My illegitimate child did not have a gender reveal party. I still don't know the real answer.----Fidel Castro

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (FTlwv)

207 Has anyone else said it yet? What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

208 'You have to have an account with MS to install a legal copy of 10 Home, after version 1903. FYNQ'

Turn off your wireless network adapter and disconnect the wired cconnection when installing and the offline account option will magically appear. Yeah, FU Microsoft.

Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (bJikV)

209 mikeski, video editing programs usually contain import and export functions.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

210 Gender reveal party: Let's have a party and invite a bunch of people so they can celebrate when we discover if we're having a boy or a girl! And they'll give us presents! And money!

These idiot Lefties can't even get their own made-up language coherent.

Sex = the stuff God gave you.
Gender = what role a person plays in bed.

How would the child know either its sex or gender at birth?

And years later the kid still doesn't know gender unless some psychopath mother gets the courts to assign one.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (C+evo)

211
I have Final Cut Pro X on my Mac, but admit I wanna go back to Vegas, which is much more intuitive and easy to use. I never had to read a manual to learn how to do anything in Vegas.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
------
Yep. I like Vegas a lot. Very intuitive. I was using Video Pad for a while and hesitated changing because I sort of knew what I was doing, but Vegas is much slicker.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

212 Judge Nap is a freak?

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (RuIsu)

213 32 years ago? Damn, he held on to that one a while.

He could've had four elephants by now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (HaL55)

214 Fox News analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano was sued Friday in Manhattan by a man who claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)


---

Listen, he was a black guy, and I was dating an American Indian at the time. You see where I'm going here? I mean, who can blame me.

Posted by: Judge Neopolitan at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (LWu6U)

215 "It doesn't take rocket appliances to realize all you gotta do is
take a fuckin' chain, hook it up to a truck, and yank the fuckin' bank
machine outta the store. Gorilla see gorilla do"

I really gotta do another Trailer Park Boys marathon.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (+MpRO)

216 "Mother Earth is angry," Speaker Pelosi says, discussing wildfires burning in California. "She's telling us with hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is...the climate crisis is real and has an impact."

Orrrrrrr....you know, lefty policies cause chaos.

Also, you sound awfully pagany there elderly devout Catholic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (JCrfD)

217 The pali's are sure having a shitty month ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (85Gof)

218 186
172 @153: "In SoCal, Gender Reveal Parties are mostly an coughcough Hispanic thing."



Gender reveal parties are super popular with the wannabe Instagram
celebrity crowd which includes nearly all wives of NBA and NFL players
who aren't, umm, hispanic.

Posted by: Walter Freeman



Huh!

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:38 PM (HEEq1)

I thought they were called key parties or gang bangs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (KnJdm)

219 My babies now duck on the way to the bus! Thanks Canada!

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)

220 PAHHHHHHHHHH-tay . . . !

Umm . . . shouldn't we question them on the legality of revealing a 'gender' instead of assigning a 'sex' . . . ? The baby is either 'inny' or 'out-y' . . . no other option is available for this simple test. Wait. Maybe that's what started all the fun that later ensued . . . ? Never mind.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (mu5GU)

221 What do you get for the host who suckered you into coming to a lame-assed non-party?
Posted by: flounder

Probably a BYO and bring a dish to pass too

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (vd8XM)

222 163 For fun last night I was watching parts of Bill Gates' deposition from the antitrust action back in the 90s. He was/is...a serious asshole.

Quibbled over the meaning of the word "concerned," for instance. As in:

"When did you become concerned about Netscape."

"I don't know what you mean by 'concerned'"

"You don't know what the word 'concerned'" means?

"I don't know what you mean by it."

"Are you aware of the word 'concerned' in the English language?"

"Yes."

And so on.

A dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (4k/Uz)


If anyone doesn't think that this Wuhan National Shutdown doesn't have Bill Gates fingerprints all over it, well, you are dumber than everyone thinks you are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

223 I'll show you mine, if you show me yours!
Posted by: ron n. at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (om5HK)

And I'll show the end of yours you've never seen.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (hOMhY)

224 "How do you tell the gender of a Canadian anyway?"




==

Plumage.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

225 mikeski, video editing programs usually contain import and export functions.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Yeah, most of my jokes don't work.

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:42 PM (P1f+c)

226 Gender relates to language as in the Latin based languages. The term they are going for is sex. I guess that is too shocking or something.

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:42 PM (JCBMS)

227
Other than immediate family who gives a fuck what your baby will be?
Posted by: Asshoes


What if it's an "It's Alive" monster baby?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2020 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

228
Every time I see teen Gauleiter Lina Hidalgo on TV I want to throw my shoe at the screen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:42 PM (mht8P)

229 208
'You have to have an account with MS to install a legal copy of 10 Home, after version 1903. FYNQ'



Turn off your wireless network adapter and disconnect the wired
cconnection when installing and the offline account option will
magically appear. Yeah, FU Microsoft.

Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (bJikV)

Yeah, I made that mistake and wondered if I screwed the pooch on that one. Maybe I'll give it another shot instead of just cloning the old HDD to SSD. What a PITA.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (KnJdm)

230 Has anyone else said it yet? What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 11, 2020 07:40 PM (OX9vb)


No, but a lot of us are thinking it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (2C38g)

231 Also, you sound awfully pagany there elderly devout Catholic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:41 PM (JCrfD)

Pelosi rarely speakers without a script.

That script is an example of them intentionally weaponizing their mentally ill followers.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (uEbPt)

232 161
141: "Joe's gotta quit getting hopped up on goofballs!"

So that's where Hunter is.

Posted by: dartist at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (+ya+t)

233 Gender revealed. Also revealed, murderous rampage.

Posted by: Lorien1973 at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (SpKeo)

234 Pelosi is a devout Catholic like I'm a devout Aardvark.

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (RuIsu)

235 227
Other than immediate family who gives a fuck what your baby will be?
Posted by: Asshoes

What if it's an "It's Alive" monster baby?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


The two possible genders are

It's Alive

or

Basket Case.

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (HEEq1)

236 I predicted last nite that at least some Antifa/BLM would use the 9-11 anniversary to shit all over America. I was right:

"BLM Activists Try to Mock 'Never Forget' September 11. It Backfires Gloriously" at HotAir.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (qpX6U)

237 How do you tell the gender of a Canadian anyway?"

the number of Maple leafs on their backpack?

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (JCBMS)

238 Gender is just another word for sex, don't let the left warp and take control of another term to manipulate language. Your gender is male or female.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

239 mikeski, sorry. :-)

If it helps, during one of my first video training sessions, they were talking about male and female XLR plugs. I jokingly asked how to tell the difference.

The instructor, Robert Kelley, deadpan responded, "hey that's basic biology pal. Can't help you there."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

240 194 dual install


Only if you use one system most of the time ... VMs are very useful to avoid extra reboots ... and wait times on slow apps.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (AHq56)

241 Speaking of perverts and left wingers:
Fox News analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano was sued Friday in Manhattan by a man who claims Napolitano sexually assaulted him in 1988 while presiding over his criminal case in New Jersey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

Hahahaha...that Eddie Munster looking bastard was cornholing the defendants before prison.

Fresh meat!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (Z+IKu)

242 Does the egg know it's going to be a chicken? Does a fish know it swims in water? Does a bird ponder the existence of the air? Didn't think so . . . fetii don't ponder things like 'gender,' either . . .

Posted by: Dr_No at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (mu5GU)

243 When is Kamala going to reveal her gender?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (bkUtD)

244 @kevincorke

Remember when I said, wake me when there are indictments and or arrests? Well, a solid DOJ source just told me to "set my alarm clock."
I said, I'll believe it when I see it.
#DurhamReport

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

245 At every gender reveal party I've been to, you have to leave your shootin' iron with the Sheriff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (wPVhA)

246
My babies now duck on the way to the bus! Thanks Canada!
Posted by: Menack


Rabbit on the way to the bus!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

247 I still can't get over the "booze can" nomenclature.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (+WWsf)

248 "Mother Earth is angry," Speaker Pelosi says, discussing wildfires burning in California. "She's telling us with hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is...the climate crisis is real and has an impact."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Sacrifice a virgin to her!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)

249 You know how after a few years TV sitcoms either get stupid, or silly?

I feel that is happening to Western civilization. Like we've run out of plot ideas.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (LWu6U)

250 I saw Devout Aardvarks open for Bow Wow Wow at the Forum in '82.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (JCrfD)

251
but be able to run Vegas video editing software.
Posted by: qdpsteve

...how would you get the video back out of the software?
Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:39 PM (P1f+c)






*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (EGyGV)

252 or

Basket Case.
Posted by: zombie

It's a Biden

Posted by: Bruce at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (vd8XM)

253 The illegal booze soaked Canadians Will get out of hand and we will be lucky to live through the madness. America's hat is going but fuck nuts.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (0OmEj)

254 Sweet baby Jesus

Posted by: HolyCow at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (ciUQ/)

255 >>>Remember when I said, wake me when there are indictments and or arrests? Well, a solid DOJ source just told me to "set my alarm clock."
I said, I'll believe it when I see it.
#DurhamReport



Please, please, please let this be true.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (bkUtD)

256 Anyone else wanting to know what those gang bangers had for hardware?

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (OjZpE)

257 now that I think about it I think my sister had one of these parties. I hate my sister and dont talk to her but I kinda remember hearing about it. Which makes me hate that bitch that much more.

Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (n8yRX)

258 What if it's the Eraserhead baby?

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (XTyi0)

259 If it helps, during one of my first video training sessions, they were talking about male and female XLR plugs. I jokingly asked how to tell the difference.

The instructor, Robert Kelley, deadpan responded, "hey that's basic biology pal. Can't help you there."

Posted by: qdpsteve


I've never figured out if a "lesbian adapter" was two female ends (so it was female) or two male ends (so it connects two females).

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (P1f+c)

260 249 You know how after a few years TV sitcoms either get stupid, or silly?

I feel that is happening to Western civilization. Like we've run out of plot ideas.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (LWu6U)
-------
Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

261 238 Gender is just another word for sex, don't let the left warp and take control of another term to manipulate language. Your gender is male or female.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)



Yeah, but who would even consider going to a "sex reveal party" nowadays?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (LWu6U)

262 They could have goosed attendance by staging a gander reveal party.

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (wPVhA)

263 So is the Durham aide/associate resignation a tell of things happening? Dem rat jumping?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (nFRLh)

264 Okay, NOW I get mikeski's joke. :-)

Mikeski, you run your finished video through a program named after another city... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

265 I am not a fan of gender reveal parties, just like I am not a fan of any sort of party, but the two I have been to were given by nice young kids who were extremely excited about having their baby, and wanted to share their joy.

No gifts were expected, and we were served cupcakes at one, and tacos at the other.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (pZ6Du)

266 Well, a solid DOJ source just told me to "set my alarm clock."

Because otherwise we will sleep through it?


That I can believe.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (C+evo)

267 I don't even like legal Canadian booze. Just saying. I do like the Canadians here.

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (JCBMS)

268 >>>What if it's the Eraserhead baby?



Imagine pushing out that hairdo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (bkUtD)

269 Remember when I said, wake me when there are indictments and or arrests? Well, a solid DOJ source just told me to "set my alarm clock."

Full SWAT raid on Brennan at 4:30 in the morning. Comey, too.

Hey, I can dream.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (JCrfD)

270 mikeski, I'd assume two females but who knows.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

271 260 249 You know how after a few years TV sitcoms either get stupid, or silly? I feel that is happening to Western civilization. Like we've run out of plot ideas.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (LWu6U)
- - - - - - - - - -

LOL so when did we jump the shark?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2020 07:47 PM (uEbPt)

272 Yeah, but who would even consider going to a "sex reveal party" nowadays?

And that's the entire point.

Gender was a more polite way of saying it, that didn't get giggles from people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

273 235I thought I was the only person on Earth who has seen "Basket Case". Great low budget schlock horror.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at September 11, 2020 07:47 PM (HnUoF)

274 What's the most Canadian part of Canada?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ)

275 "we were served cupcakes at one, and tacos at the other. "

Is that how they did the reveal?

Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (bJikV)

276 256 Anyone else wanting to know what those gang bangers had for hardware?
Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (OjZpE)
-------
Whatever it was, sounds like they need to watch a WeaselAcres video on zeroing weapons.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

277 @270: "mikeski, I'd assume two females but who knows."

Gotta disagree. I'd assume two male ends like the double ended dildo in Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (+WWsf)

278 255 >>>Remember when I said, wake me when there are indictments and or arrests? Well, a solid DOJ source just told me to "set my alarm clock."
I said, I'll believe it when I see it.
#DurhamReport


WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO-GO!

Posted by: WHAM, RIGHT UP YOUR AZZ! at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (sy5kK)

279 My XLR plugs are all like "don't ask, don't tell"

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (RuIsu)

280 258 What if it's the Eraserhead baby?
Posted by: eleven


Oooh, the options are expanding.

Everyone at my party -- vote on what you think my baby's gender will be:

It's Alive

Basket Case

Eraserhead

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (HEEq1)

281 "Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.
Posted by: Weasel "


Or the Star Trek episode with the feral kids.

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (XTyi0)

282 Skip, that reminds me:

If you own a scope for your gun, I assume you have to have it calibrated from time to time?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

283 I was told that prosecutors don't do reports?

This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (btxLx)

284
I am not a fan of gender reveal parties, just like I am not a fan of any
sort of party, but the two I have been to were given by nice young kids
who were extremely excited about having their baby, and wanted to share
their joy.



No gifts were expected, and we were served cupcakes at one, and tacos at the other.





Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (pZ6Du)

sounds like a fun way to have a good time and if it means something to them, then that is that. I honestly had never heard of the term until and episode of Last Man Standing.

So they say it is a Latino or Hispanic thing? I would bring some Buchanan's Scotch since I still want to give it a try.

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (JCBMS)

285
What's the most Canadian part of Canada?
Posted by: DB- just DB

----------

Uranium City and Flin Flon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (mht8P)

286 The Atlantic magazine raised eyebrows on Friday when it published a piece calling for the abolition of the Nobel Peace Prize after President Trump was nominated for the prestigious honor.

To bad the Atlantic does not come in double ply extra soft

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (85Gof)

287 "we were served cupcakes at one, and tacos at the other. "

Is that how they did the reveal?


I think you are confusing that with the "menu" at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: 🐧 at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (C+evo)

288 LOL so when did we jump the shark?

We have jumped sharks, barracudas, pikefish, octopus, dead Buzzions, and a Delaware Senate race.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (JCrfD)

289 Speaking of horror, I was looking up "The Toxic Avenger" on Amazon earlier.

Still available on prime video, but the blu-ray is out of print and the DVD is backordered.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

290
phuck, it like the prohibition, but like way worse because normal people like to drink booze

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (GIeIM)

291 Think ill go watch Bogart shoot some leftist.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 11, 2020 07:49 PM (pB6Gt)

292 281 "Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.
Posted by: Weasel "


Or the Star Trek episode with the feral kids.
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (XTyi0)

----------

The talking carrot episode of Lost in Space.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (wPVhA)

293 265 we were served cupcakes at one, and tacos at the other.



So. Cupcakes for a boy?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (AHq56)

294 Yeah, no way aliens visit us. Why bother, at this rate in 50 years they can have a nice barren planet to themselves. Meanwhile, society just proved if you're heading to hell a hand basket is faster than a Ferrari.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (9Om/r)

295 What's the most Canadian part of Canada?

Posted by: DB- just DB



----------



Uranium City and Flin Flon.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (mht8P)

The Tim Horton's franchise in a hockey rink?

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (JCBMS)

296 Canadian whiskey is the cheap knockoff of good whiskey. Name one good Canadian spirit. Even their beer sucks.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (0OmEj)

297 273 235

I thought I was the only person on Earth who has seen "Basket Case". Great low budget schlock horror.

JWM
Posted by: jwm


You just have good taste. All film connoisseurs know and love "Basket Case."

Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (HEEq1)

298 We don't know if it's a baby yet, It's still at the hospital.

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

299 I really do wish we could all get together sometimes, without having to travel for days at a time.

I bet we could all produce-- everything, including actors-- a fantastic movie of "I The Jury."

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

300
last year, at the bang bang shoot shoot MiMoMe in June, we had a 'ron from Canadia show up

coincidence?

speaking of the MiMoMe...

If you haven't signed up for the MiMoMe, please do so today.

Join us on Saturday September 19 in New Hudson, MI for The 2020 Michigan MoMe.

The sign-up link (https://mimome.stoatnet.org) is in the sidebar on the front page and in my nick; there's also an e-mail link in the sidebar, if that's more your speed.

Out-state 'ettes & 'rons what are jonesin' for a MoMe are welcome to join us as well. It's really not that far, in the grand scheme of things. For targeting purposes, it's off I-96, about half-way in between I-275 & US-23.

Also, if you have signed up for the MIMoMe but didn't click the link in the email to confirm it, please do. Otherwise, we have a hard time knowing if your email address is right and that updates won't get lost. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (ttazl)

301 Name one good Canadian spirit

Zombie John Candy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (85Gof)

302 292 281 "Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.
Posted by: Weasel "


Or the Star Trek episode with the feral kids.
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (XTyi0)

----------

The talking carrot episode of Lost in Space.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (wPVhA)

Alien poodles on Bewitched.

/drops mic

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (JCrfD)

303 LOL so when did we jump the shark?

Obama becoming president

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

304 Posted by: f'd at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (bJikV)

LOL! Nah, it was canons. I guess what's they're called.

What was interesting to me is that I hadn't realized that the parents themselves didn't know the gender. That made it a little more fun.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2020 07:51 PM (pZ6Du)

305 Hey, when in doubt, The Harlem Globetrotters can't hurt.

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (JCBMS)

306

remember the gender reveal parties when the new dad walked in and started handing out cigars and said it is a (boy/girl/twins etc.)


milineals are fucking up a whole lot of established culture

Posted by: will pick a nic latter at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (GIeIM)

307 Sacrifice a virgin to her!

Can't we just throw her into a volcano instead?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)

308 216 "Mother Earth is angry," Speaker Pelosi says, discussing wildfires burning in California. "She's telling us with hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, fires in the West, whatever it is...the climate crisis is real and has an impact."

Orrrrrrr....you know, lefty policies cause chaos.

Also, you sound awfully pagany there elderly "devout Catholic".
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Heh! You called her a devout Catholic! You're funny!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (XZqCH)

309 "LOL so when did we jump the shark?"


Ross Perot?

Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (XTyi0)

310 What's the most Canadian part of Canada?
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 11, 2020 07:47 PM (iTXRQ) [/i

Once upon a time, I would have said St John's NL, but it's been a while!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (2C38g)

311 The gender reveal is a joke I'm pretty sure but after-hour booze-cans (1:00 a.m. bar closings) have been around pre-Wuhan.

They've had their share of individual shootings -- usually "disrespecting me" sort of shit -- but a couple of years ago our version of 'stop and frisk' was ended and ever since stabbings are up massively; and the Somalis and Jamaicans are fighting a drug war with shootings up massively. In fact, before BLM tore up NYC, Toronto's fatal shootings per 100,000 beat out NYC's for the first time. (I think fatal shootings and not overall murders.)

Oddly enough, Oriental gangs haven't been shooting it up so it's not just Wuhan drug shortages to blame.

Also, it looks like with the cops all over Southern Ontario busy with black crime killings, the Mob has been doing a few hits themselves taking advantage of the busyness I'm sure. Not a ton but probably five or six instead of the odd one or two over one or two years.

The booze can shooting appears to have been done with a real sub-machine-gun from what I heard of a local's interview with a TV News station.

And, yes, Toronto has a "RINO" mayor named John Tory.

Excuse delays in my answering anyone; I'm using a tablet and not the desktop .c.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (an7Mv)

312 292 281 "Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.
Posted by: Weasel "


Or the Star Trek episode with the feral kids.
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (XTyi0)

----------

The talking carrot episode of Lost in Space.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:50 PM (wPVhA)


---------

In the 70s, they would allways go to Hawaii.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (LWu6U)

313 260 249 You know how after a few years TV sitcoms either get stupid, or silly?

I feel that is happening to Western civilization. Like we've run out of plot ideas.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (LWu6U)
-------
Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.
Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

If only. At least we'd have Ginger & Mary Ann

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (Izzlo)

314 Yup..we're in the "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" phase now.

Starring President Trump in the duel roles of Meadowlark Lemon and Fred "Curly" Neal.

Posted by: dartist at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (+ya+t)

315 I would think Nova Scotia or thereabouts would be especially Canadian-ey. Hello Halifax!

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

316 @284: "So they say it is a Latino or Hispanic thing?"

Kinda, but not really. It's mostly a white, middle class, way too online sorta thing. You can't make good bite sized social media videos during baby showers, but gender reveals are a whole different story.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:53 PM (+WWsf)

317 josephistan, that's what Melania Trump is for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

318 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2020 07:53 PM (cI3Q7)

319 something nood

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (AHq56)

320 Kinda, but not really. It's mostly a white, middle class, way too online sorta thing. You can't make good bite sized social media videos during baby showers, but gender reveals are a whole different story.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:53 PM (+WWsf)

----------

Because nothing is worth doing if you can't post it on Instagram.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (wPVhA)

321 I don't know if you guys are getting this ad on the sidebar link.

https://bit.ly/3iojlbc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)

322 I remember, crudely editing websites on 9/11. Was in the usenet newsgroups talking about editing my website all morning. Then about 1pm saying WTF happened? Lets check CNN. What! CNN is traffic crashed!

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (buTO7)

323 Name one good Canadian spirit
*********
Neil Peart

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (1Dmt5)

324 175 163 For fun last night I was watching parts of Bill Gates' deposition from the antitrust action back in the 90s. He was/is...a serious asshole

====
I dunno. Giving shit to lawyers/Congresscritters seem like a righteous move.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 11, 2020 07:55 PM (d6mdH)

325 qdpsteve,
Wine is the emulator that you would use if you wanted to try to run Vegas video editor. I suggest instead using Linux native OpenShot movie editor which is a free download for full function. If you want to save in video in the more compact .mkv format, then also get handbrake for Linux --also free.

FWIW, I believe OpenShot and I know that Handbrake have Windows versions for download (free for Handbrake, dunno about OpenShot).

OpenShot is pretty easy to use and doesn't crash much at all on modest 2015 era computers as long as you have multicore and about 16 gb of RAM. Helps to have SSD drive for rendering as well. I use it for quick and dirty video editing (15-20 minute shorties) and it works fine.

Posted by: whig at September 11, 2020 07:56 PM (IgLuJ)

326 whig, thanks!!
The more I learn about Linux and its software and capabilities, the more I like it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

327 another Canuckistanian Gub Control success story...

sounds like it was gang/crime related, with that MO.

recent immigrants, perhaps?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2020 07:58 PM (ueP5K)

328 Kinda, but not really. It's mostly a white, middle
class, way too online sorta thing. You can't make good bite sized social
media videos during baby showers, but gender reveals are a whole
different story.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:53 PM (+WWsf)



----------



Because nothing is worth doing if you can't post it on Instagram.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2020 07:54 PM (wPVhA)

God this is a weird world. I have seen so much evidence of this without even trying. I haven't seen anyone take a pic of their dinner in a while though that was huge. I have seen one teen after another go to a certain historic area of our town dressed to the nines only to take a quick pic and leave. In the end what was the point? Did they even look at the place and take it in?

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2020 07:58 PM (JCBMS)

329 323 Name one good Canadian spirit
---
Easy. Wheat whiskey. Crown

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 07:58 PM (buTO7)

330 I hate my sister and dont talk to her
Posted by: Asshoes at September 11, 2020 07:45 PM (n8yRX)

This makes me sad. I'd give anything to have my sister back. And my brother. I always wonder why it is that it can't be the people who hate each other who die, and not the ones who love each other?

And then I ask for forgiveness, because I know it's beyond us.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 11, 2020 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

331 Oh, also qdpsteve, WINE works best on things like office software, older games, certain utilities, etc. from an iteration or two back from the current windows version.

Most of the stuff like Photoshop, people simply use the linux versions such as GIMP because a) it is free and upgradeable, b) the emulators do not work great on Windows programs like photo, audio, and video editors. They have improved but you will take a performance hit due to the emulator as well.

Posted by: whig at September 11, 2020 08:01 PM (IgLuJ)

332 Seen on Insty: "Does Ilhan Omar open presents on 9/11 Eve or does she wait until morning?".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2020 08:01 PM (6XLoz)

333 whig, thanks again. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 11, 2020 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

334 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2020 07:46 PM (pZ6Du)

I'm just happy they still believe gender is a thing.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 11, 2020 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

335 >>>Name one good Canadian spirit



The ghost of Stan Mikita?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 08:05 PM (bkUtD)

336 326 qdpsteve, I have been running linux as my primary machine for about a decade now. The older versions do not compare with the new distros out today. If you still have Windows machines which I do for certain programs and work compatibility--you can download TrinityRescueKit and SystemRescueCD along with Clonezilla which can fix a lot of issues with windows machines that will not boot.

Also check out Brave browser which is pretty good for privacy along with Vivaldi. Both use Chrome engines underneath the interface but strip out a lot of the spyware that Chrome comes with. Both have windows counterparts. Then you can use Firefox for whatever else to drop Chrome's share of business.

Posted by: whig at September 11, 2020 08:07 PM (IgLuJ)

337 "You know how after a few years TV sitcoms either get stupid, or silly?"

I remember how about thirty years ago they all started being about casual sex, and whatever one-liner laffs they could squeeze out of that subject. I remember that.

Posted by: gp The Heretic at September 11, 2020 08:11 PM (qpX6U)

338 If Joe isnt elected, we all die in two years!

Posted by: Menack at September 11, 2020 08:13 PM (buTO7)

339 I attended gender reveal parties every day my sophomore year in high school. They were called Latin class. And they weren't all that festive.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 11, 2020 08:14 PM (p7r9F)

340
Ain't that America? Nope, it's Canuckistan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2020 08:14 PM (pNxlR)

341 Canadian gangs? Different colored toques?

Posted by: free tibet at September 11, 2020 08:36 PM (CTJwJ)

342 Why do I immediately assume that the celebrants in this mass shooting were not the hardy Scotch-Irish settlers who made Canada into a friendly neighbor of the most wealthy and powerful nation on earth?

Posted by: jbspry at September 11, 2020 08:37 PM (ATe9j)

343 But then we'd have Canada.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, enemy of the State at September 11, 2020 07:28 PM (KnJdm)


We could trade Quebec and Ontario to Denmark in return for Greenland! That way we lose all the frogs and most of the urban/gvt trash, who would all then have to learn Danish - as is only fitting.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 11, 2020 08:37 PM (YqED9)

344 Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 11, 2020 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

Amen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 11, 2020 08:43 PM (pZ6Du)

345 Maybe the problem was the baby daddy reveal.

Posted by: Scottst at September 11, 2020 09:03 PM (Bo5Nu)

346 or... the average Canadian (or American) could just comply with basic health guidelines. Thus limiting the spread of a debilitating and permanent illness.

But hey, Lockdowns Don't Work (when they're flouted)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 11, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

Meaning: don't do buttsex.

Willing to bet that practically none of the perps in these Toronto shootings are white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2020 09:35 PM (HHDAE)

347 I've been in a mood the past week, so I reiterate my theory that people who have gender reveal parties should be drawn and quartered.

Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 11, 2020 07:16 PM (bkUtD)

Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2020 09:36 PM (HHDAE)

348 I doubt these were Canadians. At least originally.
Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2020 07:23 PM (1XOEC)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2020 09:40 PM (HHDAE)

349 I still can't get over the "booze can" nomenclature.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2020 07:44 PM (+WWsf)

Late to the party, but that is legit Canadian slang. I have been drunk in one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2020 09:53 PM (yuA3x)

350 Uranium City and Flin Flon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 11, 2020 07:48 PM (mht8P)

I lived in U. City for a month, once. Cool place. It was well on its way to becoming a ghost town, and has probably completed that now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2020 09:56 PM (yuA3x)

351 But I wonder if Canada is going through BLM/Antifa riots the way the US and Britain are.
___
The UK is not having riots/ city destruction anywhere close to the US level. US is magnitudes worse than any other country.

The US is the most "advanced" clown country.
Not surprising if you consider it is the home of positive racism, affirmative action, critical race theory.
I wish the US was as conservative as the commenters on this blog claim.

Posted by: hera at September 12, 2020 11:24 AM (8Op4G)

352 Good Lord, Toronto sounds like the days of the American gangsters and Prohibition. Calling Elliot Ness!

Posted by: KC at September 12, 2020 12:02 PM (Fxh6+)

353 Apologists: No, no, you see, it's AGAINST pedophilia!
Me: Okay, let's pretend that's true. What measures do we need to take to avoid the events of the movie? What measures do we need to pass or what laws do we need to enforce?

:crickets:

Me: Since Netflix cares so much about how wrong this issue is, what childcare psychologists or law enforcement did they use for advisors for this movie?

:crickets:

Posted by: Andyzero at September 12, 2020 04:28 PM (a06dx)

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Do you've any? Please let me realize so that I could subscribe.

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