Antifa Democrat Lights Molotov Cocktail; Also Lights His Feet

Winner.


Also:

klantifa

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

2 Hotfoot!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2020 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

3 Easy top 10.

Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:32 PM (8Jsvq)

4 Now that's a fire!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus at September 07, 2020 02:33 PM (zLHik)

5 Protestor mostly not on fire.

Posted by: Thresherman at September 07, 2020 02:33 PM (nue9R)

6 San buckets guys. Play with flammable chemicals, have a bucket full of sand on hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (A5zUN)

7 Hope he needs a skin graft.

Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (8Jsvq)

8 I'm still over at the Trump press conference.

"The press should be ashamed of themselves. You should all be ashamed of yourselves."

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (Go7Bx)

9 San=Sand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (A5zUN)

10 My favorite "man on fire dancing" he's wearing a cowboy hat dancing to Cotten Eyed Joe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (jUVms)

11 93% of his body was not on fire.

Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (8Jsvq)

12 Peaceful protest turns fiery.

Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (HwiWi)

13 Expensive sneakers made in China by Uighur slaves paid for by Mom and Dad.

Priceless.

Posted by: huerfano at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (9dnxb)

14 I wonder if Biden saying he was going to ban all fracking during the primary counts as a misstep?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)

15 I should be doing things.

I finally got my pants on.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (1Yy3c)

16 Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.

Mess with the bull, get the horns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (DMUuz)

17 HOT PANTS PT 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-DiYCe-GiU

Posted by: FREE JAMES BROWN! at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (ifHOq)

18 Dam, #Klantifa is a good one.

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (786Ro)

19 The Hotfoot used to be a staple of Saturday morning cartoons.

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (l3+k2)

20 Fiery but mostly peaceful rioter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

21 LOL @ Footloose
here's Leona Lewis
youtube.com/watch?v=bGCZL801OfQ

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ykYG2)

22 Mazeltov!

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (786Ro)

23 Mama Karen is going to have to buy Chaz some new kicks.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ftFVW)

24 Klantifa! Love it

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ONvIw)

25 So when burning the best thing is to run.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (pB6Gt)

26 My favorite part is the idiots with "shields" whacking his and legs trying to put out the fire. Also, when the guy rolls.

Posted by: huerfano at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (9dnxb)

27 That is really good. I wish they would have beat him more, with various, multiple implements in an effort to put the fire out.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (iVYJf)

28 "STOP DROP AND ROLL!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!"

Idiots.

That doesn't work if your legs are on fire and the only parts of your feet that hit the ground as you are rolling is your heels and your toes.

Funny, though.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)

29 https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

This tune would work too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (hHC3/)

30 Klantifa.

I'm stealing that.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (HEEq1)

31 Friendly fire.

Posted by: Fortcoins at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (nV60k)

32 > Hope he needs a skin graft.

"Skin graft" could also be a name for the type of con job that the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been running for decades.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (unn44)

33

Klantifa is a great name for them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (UUv9T)

34 Did someone bring buns?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (ftFVW)

35 Has a GoFundMe been set up for TinyFieryDancer yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (DMUuz)

36 Only thing that could make it better would be if he'd been wearing one of those idiotic Guy Fawkes masks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (unn44)

37 They take "the burning times" quite literally, don't they?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (3H9h1)

38 If Eric Hoffer's thesis in "The True Believer" was correct, Antifa and the Klan are in fact the same people.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (Ol/Jg)

39 Some good Yakety Sax would be appropriate.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)

40 Not as good as the weathermen blowing themselves up but it's a start.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (2DOZq)

41 Ya know that would have been a good time to piss all over that guy and tell him it's raining.

The laughter mitigates the pain that results from first degree burns and sizzling flesh.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (1Yy3c)

42 Don't see what the big deal is.

93% of him was peacefully not burning.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (8B6Ng)

43 I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of "imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers in the act.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (qpX6U)

44 Good artist copy, great artist burn.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (pB6Gt)

45 Does Pantifa have workman's comp?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (dNzKv)

46 38 If Eric Hoffer's thesis in "The True Believer" was correct, Antifa and the Klan are in fact the same people.
Posted by: ErikInTexas


"American X" posited the same theory. Extremists like to act extreme, whatever side they switch back and from from and to.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (HEEq1)

47 > If Eric Hoffer's thesis in "The True Believer" was correct, Antifa and the Klan are in fact the same people.

In my ideal society, reading that book would be required for high school graduation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (unn44)

48 Dam, #Klantifa is a good one.

Posted by: Hands



Not only is it good, it has the benefit of being absolutely true.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)

49 There were actually two guys with feet on fire. Major fail.

Break time while the lawnmower batteries and I recharge. Halfway there.

Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (XxJt1)

50
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Someone posted a video earlier that had that music in it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (aKsyK)

51 39 Some good Yakety Sax would be appropriate.
Posted by: zombie



(whispers) post #29 (points up)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (hHC3/)

52 Burning Down the Pants.

Posted by: Talking Heads at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (HEEq1)

53 That doesn't work if your legs are on fire and the only parts of your feet that hit the ground as you are rolling is your heels and your toes.

Funny, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)


That was supposed to be for people who accidentally caught on fire, not stooges who soaked their Flare Jordans with petrol before igniting them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (8B6Ng)

54 38 If Eric Hoffer's thesis in "The True Believer" was correct, Antifa and the Klan are in fact the same people.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (Ol/Jg)

=========

Is it really that far of a jump from:

"The black people of America don't understand how bad they have it, and I need to be the one to make them see it right through violence against their community if necessary."

to

"The black people of America don't understand how ungrateful they are, and I need to make them see it right through violence against their community if necessary."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

55 Agreed. The video guy is correct that Klantifa should stick. I like it.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (iVYJf)

56 From that Shaughn twitter post...#klantifa, wow, that's pretty clever! Mostly because it's true. These are the white punks decimating black businesses, and calling black police officers the N word.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (O+I8R)

57 52 39 Some good Yakety Sax would be appropriate.
Posted by: zombie


(whispers) post #29 (points up)
Posted by: Puddleglum


Ah you beat me to the punch.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (HEEq1)

58 #Klantifa


And history will show, with that one meme, the commie nihilists were destroyed. (they are certainly whites destroying black neighborhoods, hating on Republicans)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (Cus5s)

59 Yeah, trying to hit the guy's burning feet with a trash can lid was inspired stupidity.

"Why don't you just point a fucking fan at his feet, Dipshit?"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)

60 Ace is really poring his heart out today.
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (h+7It)

Are you implying Ace is liquored up already?

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (1Yy3c)

61
There were actually two guys with feet on fire. Major fail.

Break time while the lawnmower batteries and I recharge. Halfway there.
Posted by: creeper


I thought I saw a guy running off to the right with a little fire in his step in the first video.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)

62 The should put Chariots of Fire Music in background of that guy with the flaming feet.
(Thus Spake Zarathrustra?)

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (jG5Dt)

63 Flare Jordans!


That's hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (FZB/N)

64 "Might lose his foot."
"Just when he got it in the door."

Posted by: Fringe at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (vx54i)

65 51
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Someone posted a video earlier that had that music in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



I'll have to dig around for that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (hHC3/)

66 63 The should put Chariots of Fire Music in background of that guy with the flaming feet.
(Thus Spake Zarathrustra?)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (jG5Dt)

=======

No, the score to Chariots was written by Vengelis. Thus Spake was used at the very beginning of 2001.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)

67 Klantifa needs to go viral. With clips of those brazen, white maggots calling black cops n*****.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

68 That is really good. I wish they would have beat him more, with various, multiple implements in an effort to put the fire out.

Posted by: Carpe Manana




What was that old joke? "She's so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an ice pick!"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (BM2fS)

69 That needs to be set to the "Yakity Sax" music.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

70 Bongino in tears over "sucker soldiers" slur.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (qpX6U)

71 Seeing that the Klan was also a paramilitary arm of the Democratic Party, then yes "Klantifa" is quite appropriate.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (L106N)

72 60
Yeah, trying to hit the guy's burning feet with a trash can lid was inspired stupidity.



"Why don't you just point a fucking fan at his feet, Dipshit?"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)

If two of those losers just laid down on this legs when the human candle was on the ground, they would have smothered the flames and put the fire out.But yelling "Quick! Take his shoes off!" takes the cake. Didn't see anybody sign up to unlace his footwear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (D3cJf)

73
I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of
"imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not
understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot
looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers
in the act.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (qpX6U)


zombie Richard J. Daley: Don't blame me if they don't shoot them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (UUv9T)

74 Greetings:

You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers: thus you shall redeem all that is past.

Posted by: 11B40 at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (evgyj)

75 49 Ace is really poring his heart out today.
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (h+7It)

It's good for his complexion.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (Go7Bx)

76 Personal favorite video is Ring of Fire.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (L9P9s)

77 Flare Jordans!

==

LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (O+I8R)

78 "And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"


- Antifa freak aflame

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)

79 It's good to see that the Democrats stick to the classics; Slavery, White mobs destroying Black families and businesses and then blaming it all on the Republicans.

They're in for a surprise when The Second Civil War they're trying to spark (heh) winds up the same way as the first one.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (jG5Dt)

80 52 39 Some good Yakety Sax would be appropriate.

Posted by: zombie





(whispers) post #29 (points up)

Posted by: Puddleglum



Ah you beat me to the punch.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (HEEq1)

===
I'm way late to the party then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (pw+jk)

81 East German Judge only gave it a five.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (6NpxV)

82 https://youtu.be/1451yBNb_Q0
*********
Flaming Youth - KISS

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (1Dmt5)

83 - Antifa freak aflame
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)

"I am the God of Hellfire!"

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

84 Klantifa tweet is genius. Need 2 b publicized. Widely.

Posted by: Buckaroo at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (lBu1d)

85 39 Some good Yakety Sax would be appropriate.

Yakety Axe. "How fast do you want it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SgEPvyf6QE

RIP Phil.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (AHq56)

86 I like them trying to put it out with a tin lid off a 5-gallon paint drum. Or is it a toy "shield" from Wham-O?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (H8QX8)

87 32 > Hope he needs a skin graft.

"Skin graft" could also be a name for the type of con job that the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been running for decades.

----I'm believing "Skin Grift" is more like it....

Posted by: Nino Greasemanelli, Captain, USMC at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (r+ov6)

88 I thought I saw a guy running off to the right with a little fire in his step in the first video.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)


Yup. Guy's left leg was on fire. Last I saw he was tearing through the crowd. Two-fers are good.

Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (XxJt1)

89 "And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"


- Antifa freak aflame
Posted by: runner


Down down down, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (6NpxV)

90 Klantifa needs to go viral. With clips of those brazen, white maggots calling black cops n*****.

Posted by: Lady in Black




Yep.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)

91 I know I shouldn't laugh.

Oh, never mind. I've been giggling for the last half hour, and I won't stop anytime soon.

Walking on Sunshine is good!

Posted by: Dianna at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (h8nNr)

92 #klantifa ... they went from white sheets and hoods, to black sheets and black head coverings .... bold move. They still like fire, and they are younger, but still from the well off families.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (Cus5s)

93 Someone should tell these people that Stop, Drop and Roll does not work on concrete. Or not.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZsOX)

94 I want that video of Hillary's latest rant with Sad Bill looking on with that I Can't Believe the Rat Poison Didn't Work look on his face put to Sounds of Silence.

And I want it now.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (L9P9s)

95 78 Flare Jordans!

==

LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (O+I8R)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (Go7Bx)

96 That is really good. I wish they would have beat him more, with various, multiple implements in an effort to put the fire out.

Posted by: Carpe Manana

What was that old joke? "She's so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an ice pick!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (BM2fS)


Yep, or rake or shovel. That's what happens when the only things you're carrying are garbage can lid "shields", more molotov cocktails and baseball bats. Comedy gold.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (8B6Ng)

97 If two of those losers just laid down on this legs when the human candle was on the ground, they would have smothered the flames and put the fire out.But yelling "Quick! Take his shoes off!" takes the cake. Didn't see anybody sign up to unlace his footwear.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed




Or a person could take off their shirt and smother it easily. But brain cells were very much in short supply at this particular rally.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (BM2fS)

98 The Portland Failbla(letter that comes after y)er.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (unn44)

99 One two
One two three

Hot pants, hey hot pants, no
Hot pants, smokin' that hot pants
That's where it's at
And that's where it's at

Take your fine self home
It looks much better than time
My fever keeps growin'
Girl you're blowin' my mind

Thinkin' of losin that funky feelin' don't
'Cause you got to use just what you got
To get just what you want, hey
Hot pants, hey, hot pants, smokin'

Hot pants, make ya sure of yourself, good Lord
You walk like you got the only lovin' left, hey
So brother, if you're thinkin' of losin' that feelin'
Then don't

Posted by: The Godfather of Soul at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (uEbPt)

100 Klantifa.

I love it.

Bunch of socially maladjusted misfits with no clue, no brains, no pussy and no life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (Z+IKu)

101 Is there an update on what happened after his legs were put out?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (jUVms)

102 Smoke On the Waters

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (jG5Dt)

103 You know that KlAntiFa, a product of the Radical Left, will be labeled 'Right Wing Racist' and be cast out of the Party and Disappeared. It's just a matter of when. They are of use at the moment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (hHC3/)

104 So what happened to fire legs?

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (ONvIw)

105 Say want you want about antifaboy, but he is iight on his feet

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (786Ro)

106 95 Someone should tell these people that Stop, Drop and Roll does not work on concrete. Or not.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZsOX)

Point and laugh works.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (Go7Bx)

107 Puttin' On The Ritz!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (AiZBA)

108 "Or a person could take off their shirt and smother it easily. But brain cells were very much in short supply at this particular rally."

They bring bats with nails in them. They bring bags of shit. But they leave the fire extinguishers at home.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (qpX6U)

109 I want that video of Hillary's latest rant with Sad Bill looking on with that I Can't Believe the Rat Poison Didn't Work look on his face put to Sounds of Silence.

--

Oh man, he looked awful! Like, death's doorstep awful, plus the infusion of massive misery. That was the look on his face...and it was pretty enjoyable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (O+I8R)

110 A clear demonstration of panic and hysteria.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:52 PM (jG5Dt)

111 Dancing With The Scars

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (XF4b8)

112 I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of "imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers in the act.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM

...

100% this.

He should have been dropped right in the mide of that blaze.

This could so easily have been 10 cops with 70,% burns on their bodies.

Shoot that terrorist and then throw his boyfriends on the funeral pyre with him.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (2HIdp)

113 110 "Or a person could take off their shirt and smother it easily. But brain cells were very much in short supply at this particular rally."

They bring bats with nails in them. They bring bags of shit. But they leave the fire extinguishers at home.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore



Well they should have used the tools on hand. If that is bats with nails in them and bags of shit, well so be it. Plus, it would have made the video funny and horrific.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (hHC3/)

114 I cut the head off a rattlesnake. I left the head near my door as a greeting.

Two days latter I see the eyes moving in the snake head. I was very unnerved. I slowly looked closer and closer. The snake eyes were full of maggots.

Reminds me of something that I can't quite formulate.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (pB6Gt)

115 I'm calling that move the "Antifa Goosestep".

Posted by: Monty James at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (aNZO8)

116 95

Someone should tell these people that Stop, Drop and Roll does not work on concrete. Or not.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM

If you watch the part of the video where he's on the ground rolling around, there are numerous people there with jackets on. Not one of them thought to immediately remove their jacket to try to cover him and deprive the fire of oxygen.

The only thing I saw is some dipshit try to fight the fire with what looked like a garbage can lid.

These are the people who want to tell the rest of us how to vote and live.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (Do5/p)

117 You put your right foot in
You pull your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.


Dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)

118 Louisiana Blackened Chicken Dance

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (FaQbC)

119 I'd forgotten about the "klantifa" nic. Need to use that instead of BLMtifa I've been using.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (uquGJ)

120 If you skipped the James Woods video above, don't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

121 And if they made that molotov cocktail correctly, it was jellied and clung to his skin while burning all the while.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (jG5Dt)

122 115 I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of "imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers in the act.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM

...

100% this.

He should have been dropped right in the mide of that blaze.

This could so easily have been 10 cops with 70,% burns on their bodies.

Shoot that terrorist and then throw his boyfriends on the funeral pyre with him.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (2HIdp)


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I'm interested in your newsletter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (jUVms)

123 Russian Flambe

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (FaQbC)

124 ..They bring bats with nails in them. They bring bags of shit. But they leave the fire extinguishers at home.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (qpX6U)



*tv announcer speaking quietly....*

"..The Extra Large bottle of Bear Spray looks nearly identical to a fire extinguisher.

We've exchanged their A/B/C extinguishers with Bear Spray Bottles.

Let's watch, and see if they notice the difference!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (QzJWU)

125 Burning plastic sticks to skin. Not sure drop and roll on grass would help that. But it does point out that wearing leather shoes is the way to go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (YynYJ)

126 Those vids are hilarious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (Vxu+H)

127 >>Those vids are hilarious.


Only be funnier if they shot him with rubber bullets the entire time.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:57 PM (FaQbC)

128 You can dance if you want toYou can leave your shoes behind ....

The Antifa Dance

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi)

129 We make our sneakers out of such cheap shit they come extra flammable now.

Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (G27FD)

130 What I don't understand is why some group hasn't gone to the Antifa campground that was discovered and start burning it to the ground.
Or at least looked like they were gonna. Get those cameras out there and have to explain why the city let them setup like that.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (jG5Dt)

131 87 I like them trying to put it out with a tin lid off a 5-gallon paint drum. Or is it a toy "shield" from Wham-O?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (H8QX


Brings to mind Oddball in "Kelly's Heroes." But with these BLM/Antifa dunces, it's, "I only know how to start fires, man. I don't know how to put 'em pout."

Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (AMIL/)

132 Burning plastic sticks to skin.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (YynYJ)


This happens to fit the meter of "Camptown Races", so if you were hoping to have an afternoon without "burning plastic sticks to skin, doo-dah, doo-dah" going through your head, sorry about that.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (t+qrx)

133 There was a hilarious video from a couple months ago that I loved too. A stupid white girl attempted to go up to a cop on a horse from behind, just to spook the horse and hope to cause who knows what. She snuck up behind the horse's rear and put her hand on its butt. The split second she did, it kicked her right in the head...hard. She stumbled and ran back across the street. I loved it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)

134 I remember when looters were shot after a storm.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (pB6Gt)

135 38 If Eric Hoffer's thesis in "The True Believer" was correct, Antifa and the Klan are in fact the same people.
______________

They certainly appear to have the same ultimate goals.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (k4dH2)

136 My confession of on-fire panic: As a dumb kid playing with gasoline, I got 2nd degree burns on the right side of my face and right hand. Yes, I panicked and ran. Fortunately I was only burned, and not actually ignited myself. It's hard to predict what wisdom you will suddenly forget in a sudden disaster.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (qpX6U)

137 You put your right foot in
You pull your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.


Dumbass.
Posted by: Diogenes




You put your right arm in,
You pull your right arm out.
You put your right arm in
And you shake it all about...

Oh. Sorry there Kenosha dude. You can sit this one out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (6NpxV)

138 Klantifa...

I like!

@klantifa...#klantifa

Posted by: browndog at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (BgMrQ)

139 That guy is going to be in a lot of pain. I hope and pray that after the literal fire, that the fire of the Holy Spirit convinces him to repent and turn to God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (WkPC9)

140 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (07kYH)

141 137

There was a hilarious video from a couple months ago that I loved too. A stupid white girl attempted to go up to a cop on a horse from behind, just to spook the horse and hope to cause who knows what. She snuck up behind the horse's rear and put her hand on its butt. The split second she did, it kicked her right in the head...hard. She stumbled and ran back across the street. I loved it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM

https://bit.ly/2DCdTSS

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (Do5/p)

142 Definitely, do not skip the James Woods version.

I was roaring so loudly, you probably heard me.

Posted by: Annalucia at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (S6ArX)

143 Need to get flare Jordan together with bicep boy. We have the makings of a new social justice league

Posted by: RJD at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (ucNdt)

144 Thank you, Clyde Shelton! I feel bad for watching again and getting a chuckle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (O+I8R)

145 KISS.......Kevin's on fire!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (9dzlp)

146 What the...

did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (rruf1)

147 Dingle, berry funny!

Posted by: Fire for effect at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (2C38g)

148 PYROMANIA!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (9dzlp)

149 If they run the Antifa out of this camp, we won't know where they go. Better to have them in a place we know about.

Do dah

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (YynYJ)

150 Dance Monkey, dance!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

151 That guy is going to be in a lot of pain. I hope and pray that after the literal fire, that the fire of the Holy Spirit convinces him to repent and turn to God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (WkPC9)


That's very nice of you to say.

His ex-confederates would cheerfully murder him as a traitor, though. He'd have to be very serious about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (t+qrx)

152 >>did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

153 151 Thank you, Clyde Shelton! I feel bad for watching again and getting a chuckle.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (O+I8R)

--------

I watched it several times. Thank you, Clyde.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (jUVms)

154 I got your gender reveal right here smuchgans.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (pB6Gt)

155 >>Need to get flare Jordan together with bicep boy. We have the makings of a new social justice league


Add Denthead Bitch from above.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (3FlRR)

156 headline at insty about a teacher suspending a boy for an obvious toy gun on a zoom class.

Forget the toy gun, a zoom class suspension? He is already at home dumbass!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (r+sAi)

157 Here's a hilarious Bill-and-Hillary set to music:

(Luke Taylor)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2qjbgzk

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (Go7Bx)

158 Where the Cleats have No Flame

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (3FlRR)

159 153

did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM

Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California

A fire that has destroyed over 7,000 acres and forced the evacuation of 3,000 residents was caused by a "smoke generating" explosive used at a gender-reveal party, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. "With the dry conditions and critical fire weather, it doesn't take much to start a wildfire. Those responsible for starting fires due to negligence or illegal activity can be held financially and criminally responsible," the statement said.


https://bit.ly/2Zf9ywE

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (Do5/p)

160 Has anyone seen this ad?

https://tinyurl.com/y2yhkuy9

This is a piece of art.

Watch to the end. Biden kneels the wrong way in a church in Kenosha and a black guy behind him pats his nuts and makes a gun sign.



Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (G27FD)

161 My husband had gas in a plastic container catch fire. He was wearing a wool jacket though, and wool doesn't burn. He was able to pull it off then put out the fire. He liked to say "being on fire gives you a clarity of thought".

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (YynYJ)

162 146
Pass!

Posted by: Fire for effect at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (2C38g)

163 "They are conflating those people from something the day after," Fuentes said.


What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (dNzKv)

164 I have more intelligent things growing in my laundry hamper, presently.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (Ckg4U)

165 Was Trump tired today or just in a girding his loins mood for the next (series) of ridiculous attacks? Not sure how the man holds up.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (nFRLh)

166 155 PYROMANIA!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



Great album!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:07 PM (hHC3/)

167 Daisy Fuentes was the Best Fuentes.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:07 PM (gr9Io)

168 https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (hHC3/)

I still say his high-steeping goose step needs to be set to the Nazi's "Horst Wessel" song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (LnjS0)

169 Oh man, he looked awful! Like, death's doorstep awful, plus the infusion of massive misery. That was the look on his face...and it was pretty enjoyable.

Posted by: Lady in Black




Half of Bill Clinton's blood consists of the active ingredient in Viagra. That's bound to wreak havoc on his looks after awhile.

He's so used to spending his waking hours screwing everything that moves, I'm shocked that he was found within 1,000 miles of Hillary.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (BM2fS)

170 We used to pick up the phone and say "It's a boy"

Now we have to set off blue smoke bombs in a State Park full of dry tinder.

But it is just a smoke bomb! There is no fire!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (dNzKv)

171
We danced the mamushka while Nero fiddled.

We danced the mamushka at Waterloo.

We danced the mamushka for Jack the Ripper.

A now, Flameypants, we dance the mamushka for you!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (yQpMk)

172 132 You can dance if you want toYou can leave your shoes behind ....

The Antifa Dance


Lol

Antifasafety Dance... boop boop boo beepbeep... AAAA NNNTTTT

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (9dzlp)

173 Not one of them thought or knew to take his jacket and wrap his legs. No Cub Scouts no Boy Scouts.
What a world.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (Yra+J)

174
raycon? is that you?

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:09 PM (jJWGa)

175 I don't want to say these people aren't violent or dangerous. But compared to the rioters in the 60s and 70s, I'm just not impressed. They don't seem that bright and they aren't prepared for people hitting them back.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (YynYJ)

176 Posted by: Dingle

Just stop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (zLHik)

177 My sole is on fire

Posted by: RJD at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (ucNdt)

178 Gender reveal parties.......

This is some next level stupid shit, right here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (Vxu+H)

179 28
"STOP DROP AND ROLL!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!"



Idiots.



That doesn't work if your legs are on fire and the only parts of
your feet that hit the ground as you are rolling is your heels and your
toes.



Funny, though.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)

Yeah, and then they tried smothering the fire with one of their stupid shields. Idiots.

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (yPxXc)

180 BLM has also been burning black neighborhoods, but that's "OK", it is their neighborhood. Using #Klantifa helps emphasize these are white privileged terrorists destroying black cities/communities. Set the two terror groups against each other ... better than that, set blacks in general against both groups. #WalkAway.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (Cus5s)

181

Everyone keeps saying that Trump is the right President at the right time.

In so many ways that more just keep coming up.

He is able to beat the leftpress and fake news. It drives them crazy.

He is able to beat the crap out of the NeverTrumpers at every turn, every use of "the pen."

He is able to highlight just how nuts the Democrat Party is.

He is able to show sharp contrasts to the dirt on the streets versus good hard working people.

He is the only person one step or a thousand ahead of the filth on the left. Partly by instinct, partly by genius moves, and persistence.

He is driving them all mad. So mad that they are outing themselves from every corner of the nation.

He's exposing the insanity of the left and they just can't hide anymore.

The fear is palpable.

Only Trump could hold this ship steady and cut through the ice. He is saving America. Let's hope the rest of the country gets it and votes him back in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (rjE57)

182 Not one of them thought or knew to take his jacket and wrap his legs. No Cub Scouts no Boy Scouts.
What a world.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (Yra+J)


They should all lose a corner off their Firem'n Chit.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (t+qrx)

183 Ya know that would have been a good time to piss all over that guy and tell him it's raining.


Even better was one from a week or three back. Someone said they wouldn't piss on some asshole if he was on fire.

The response was, "I would try beating the flames out with a logging chain first..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (ZSK0i)

184
Half of Bill Clinton's blood consists of the active ingredient in Viagra. That's bound to wreak havoc on his looks after awhile.

He's so used to spending his waking hours screwing everything that moves, I'm shocked that he was found within 1,000 miles of Hillary.
_______________

Bill Clinton is starting to look like Dick Van Dyke. And Van Dyke is like 95 now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (k4dH2)

185 AOP, Horst Wessel Lied is waaay too slow a beat, I think typical of the era, sounds almost sleepy today. I've heard different (period) versions, but all of them wouldn't really match Mr Hot Foot High Stepper's performance.

As I said last night, this thing is truly the funniest thing to happen in public since I can't remember. I'm assuming the kid is OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (OTzUX)

186 Wait shit the church Biden Is in is probably not the church in Kenosha.

But whatever still ends up with the black guy patting his nuts and flashing the gun sign behind him.

Jeezuz Joe.

Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (ak8VK)

187 >>Half of Bill Clinton's blood consists of the active ingredient in Viagra. That's bound to wreak havoc on his looks after awhile.


At this point, Herpes has a bad case of the Bill Clinton.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (N38YO)

188 Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California ...
Those responsible for starting fires due to negligence or illegal activity can be held financially and criminally responsible," the statement said


Of course, this is because they only had pink and blue smoke devices. If they had all 57 they wouldn't be in legal danger.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (d/5jB)

189 > The snake eyes were full of maggots.

> Reminds me of something that I can't quite formulate.

Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (unn44)

190 They don't seem that bright and they aren't prepared for people hitting them back.

--

I think you hit on a very salient point. Compared to their violent counterparts from the 60s, these pathetic kids are just so damned dumb. They really are. Of course, it's the fault of the public school system that wasn't as bad back then. These young people today are just jokes. They know nothing, literally. When they get hit with reality, they curl up like pill bugs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (O+I8R)

191 It's good to know "Flame On!!" still has that same cachet.

Suck it scumboy.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (Rvt88)

192 163

headline at insty about a teacher suspending a boy for an obvious toy gun on a zoom class.

Forget the toy gun, a zoom class suspension? He is already at home dumbass!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM

Kid was apparently hunting zombies. You know that kid is now not saving any of his teachers during the zombie apocalypse.

https://bit.ly/2FhB9WY

Two Colorado middle schoolers were recently suspended from their schools in separate incidents in which they both appeared to have toy guns during their online classes.

One boy, 12, is a seventh grader at Grand Mountain, a K-8 grade school just south of Colorado Springs. The other, 11, attends sixth grade at Bell Middle School in Golden, a town just west of Denver.

In both situations, teachers spotted the boys playing with a toy gun during their virtual classes. The Grand Mountain student was attending his online art class on August 27 when his teacher saw him flash a neon green and black toy handgun across the screen, with an orange tip and the words "Zombie Hunter" printed on the side, KDVR reported.

The teacher notified a school administrator, who then suspended the boy for five days. The administrator also called the El Paso County Sheriff's Office to conduct a welfare check, according to a copy of the sheriff's report obtained by Newsweek.


Yes, we must check on the kid's welfare, because he's pretending to kill zombies.

FFS...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (Do5/p)

193 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (xK9An)

194 ZOD.
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (xK9An)


And not a minute too soon.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)

195 I guess they couldn't find any Buddhist monks in a burning mood.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (pB6Gt)

196 Seriously I keep a fire extinguisher near by when fueling a tractor. Who in their right mind carries Molotov cocktails with out bringing an extinguisher with them?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (IAtY2)

197 Let's hope the rest of the country gets it and votes him back in.***
Just so. Still, as Stalin said, "It isn't important who votes. What is important is who counts the votes."

Posted by: Old Dude at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (LGXGf)

198 artisanal 'ette, was just thinking, in an America not nearly as dumbed down, institutionally ill-served, and misinformed, something close to 1972 or 1984 would be possible. Not quite the same as those, but close.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (OTzUX)

199 >>The teacher notified a school administrator, who then suspended the boy for five days.


From where? His house?

Maybe if you want to discipline kids you should open the fucking schools?

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (N38YO)

200 188 BLM has also been burning black neighborhoods, but that's "OK", it is their neighborhood. Using #Klantifa helps emphasize these are white privileged terrorists destroying black cities/communities. Set the two terror groups against each other ... better than that, set blacks in general against both groups. #WalkAway.
Posted by: illiniwek



Except that BLM is a Marxist Terrorist group. There aim is the overthrow of the United States and replace it with a Communist Utopia. BLM/AntiFa have the same aims. If history is any guide, they would slaughter each other AFTER the Glorious Revolution.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (hHC3/)

201
wow

name checked by the troll

Dear Diary, you'll never guess what happened today...

(& it's totes raycon)

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (jJWGa)

202 Give your pain to Angkar, fire-walker.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (xK9An)

203 BLM is Angkar.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (xK9An)

204 He's covered in accelerants; pissing on him wouldn't work. So I'd be sure to piss on him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (wzG2V)

205 En fuego! Literally!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (wpPM0)

206 Blackened Nikes Matter!

Posted by: Rex B at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (fFItA)

207 >>198 > The snake eyes were full of maggots.

Koo-koo ca-choo.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (xK9An)

208 Democrat email from the other day:

Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)

209 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (O+I8R)

Agreed. The last few decades of maleducation made so many young people into easily deployed foot soldiers for the left. It also made them ineffective (for the most part) because, as usual, the left didn't think about possible unintended consequences.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (uquGJ)

210 >>>did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?

When you open your gender reveal box and Captain Inferno Drawers pops out - you know its a Soi!

11 sq miles of dry kindling sold separately!

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (w2LAm)

211 Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California ...


Related BabylonBee headline:

"Thousands Dead as Missile Carrying Blue Confetti for Gender Reveal Party Accidentally Detonates its Nuclear Payload"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (ZSK0i)

212 Shopped for ammunition online for the first time in a long time. Wow. The cupboard is bare.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (xK9An)

213 ZOD.



Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM


*considers comment*

*considers nic*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (zLHik)

214 So we all agree, at least on one thing?
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 03:09 PM (h+7It)

That you are an insane fag? Correct.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (LnjS0)

215 201:Yes, we must check on the kid's welfare, because he's pretending to kill zombies.


ZOMBIE LIVES MATTER!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (hHC3/)

216 DON'T QUOTE THE TROLLS

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (ZSK0i)

217 "I don't want to say these people aren't violent or dangerous. But compared to the rioters in the 60s and 70s, I'm just not impressed. They don't seem that bright and they aren't prepared for people hitting them back."

Never a good idea to underestimate the enemy.

Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (qpX6U)

218 Who in their right mind carries Molotov cocktails with out bringing an extinguisher with them?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated

2 comments:
1) "Who in their right mind": I think you have the wrong group.
2) "bring an extinguisher": see number one.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (gtatv)

219 I pretend to like Jesus, just like mr con man.
(h+7It)
*********
Nah you still love Dick too much

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (1Dmt5)

220 ZOMBIE LIVES MATTER!!!



Mein Fuhrer ... das Zombies ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

221 If a nerf gun gets you out of five days of being tied to a chair in front of a laptop, I think every kid is going to be waving them around tomorrow.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (2HIdp)

222 Maybe if you want to discipline kids you should open the fucking schools?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (N38YO)

Remember people, your property taxes fund the "public" schools!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (2C38g)

223 Democrat email from the other day:

Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)


Wow, they've really buried Kamala's husband deeper than whale shit. Is he in witness protection now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (wpPM0)

224 Never a good idea to underestimate the enemy.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (qpX6U)


It goes both ways.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx)

225 Boring troll is boring.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (Vxu+H)

226 217 Democrat email from the other day:

Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach



What's Joe's name doing there?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (hHC3/)

227 did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?

The funnier part is this isn't the first time a California wildfire's been caused by a gender reveal party.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (6XLoz)

228 Someone's having a communist pig roast, I see.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (puu6v)

229 Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)

Not the kind of Triumvirate the Romans had in mind.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (7ixfo)

230 AOP, Horst Wessel Lied is waaay too slow a beat, I think typical of the era, sounds almost sleepy today. I've heard different (period) versions, but all of them wouldn't really match Mr Hot Foot High Stepper's performance.

As I said last night, this thing is truly the funniest thing to happen in public since I can't remember. I'm assuming the kid is OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (OTzUX)

With all the editing software there is out there, you could speed up the music, and slow down the video to make them sync.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (LnjS0)

231 COVID has me thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

Thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" has me thinking about the dog-man scene with the banjo accompaniment at the end.

When do we get a COVID dog-man with banjo accompaniment?

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (xK9An)

232 Gosh, this troll is pathetic. There isn't even a modicum of cleverness with its stupid words. Just a babbling monkey. Troll School better step up and start getting some smarter people. Jesus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM (O+I8R)

233 >>The funnier part is this isn't the first time a California wildfire's been caused by a gender reveal party.


You have to be fucking kidding me?

Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM (N38YO)

234 "These young people today are just jokes. They know nothing, literally"

They were taught to despise doing any work with their hands or manual labor. They were also taught not to hit back and never had activities where they were hit. They are playing at being revolutionaries. And there's no Vietnam war or draft to motivate them. Bust enough on Federal charges, take out a few more and many of these folks will find something else to do with their lives.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (YynYJ)

235 231

If a nerf gun gets you out of five days of being tied to a chair in front of a laptop, I think every kid is going to be waving them around tomorrow.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM

LOL I was thinking the exact same thing.

Every kid in America (or at least Colorado) now knows how to get a free 5-day vacation.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Do5/p)

236
hey raycon, how's it going?

we heard they botched your gender re-assignment surgery

now your personal pronouns are neither / nor

sorry 'bout your dingel

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (jJWGa)

237 My favorite David Bowie song is Putting Out Fire With Gasoline.
I just thought I would mention that.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (6z9Vj)

238 183 I don't want to say these people aren't violent or dangerous. But compared to the rioters in the 60s and 70s, I'm just not impressed. They don't seem that bright and they aren't prepared for people hitting them back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (YynYJ)


The rioters in the 60s were black and could take a hit.
The rioters, today are white antifa anarchists and not nearly as tough as the blacks.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Yra+J)

239 I like how Trump stopped himself when he said "Kamala Harris will never be president..."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (7ixfo)

240 Gosh, this troll is pathetic. There isn't even a modicum of cleverness with its stupid words.


But you all keep giving it attention. And most trolls live for that...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (ZSK0i)

241 Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)


While standing in front of the bathroom mirror? With all the lights out? Nah, I'm good. I've seen that movie before.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (t+qrx)

242 Troll School better step up and start getting some smarter people. Jesus.
Posted by: Lady in Black

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Perhaps we should contribute to a go-fund-me for "Learn to Troll School" for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (Rvt88)

243 AOP, good points. Hadn't thought the miracle of modern editing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (OTzUX)

244 I don't know whether it's just BLM or BLM and Antifa or both in Rochester, NY but some man put up a "Black Owned Business" sign. They burned him out anyway, Legal Insurrection site reports:

https://tinyurl.com/y39qm2yh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)

245 243 >>The funnier part is this isn't the first time a California wildfire's been caused by a gender reveal party.


You have to be fucking kidding me?

Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett



Ah, the plot of View To A Kill. A not very memorable James Bond movie. In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (hHC3/)

246 Saw this Johnsonian aphorism yesterday:
"Nothing so improves a white boy's dancing like the sure knowledge that his fetlocks are aflame."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (8IOEj)

247 Yeah but compare white Antifa to the Proud Boys. Proud Boys have obviously mixed it up a time or two. Remind me of rednecks when a bar brawl breaks out. Antifa is scared of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (YynYJ)

248 James Woods video worth a chuckle:
https://tinyurl.com/yxo7gshk

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (8B6Ng)

249 COVID has me thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."

Thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" has me thinking about the dog-man scene with the banjo accompaniment at the end.

When do we get a COVID dog-man with banjo accompaniment?
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (xK9An)


Give it time, it's still 2020.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (AiZBA)

250 I don't find the exclusion of Kamala's hubby to be as remarkable as the inclusion of Jill Biden. There's a message in there.

Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)

251 #LurnTooTrool

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (2C38g)

252 Dave Rubin had something on his video the other day about the Learning Centers that some state is opening. They are being held in the closed schools. Kids can bring in their laptops there to connect to the virtual school. And they get to pay extra to do this. It's insane.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (YynYJ)

253 The funnier part is this isn't the first time a California wildfire's been caused by a gender reveal party.


You have to be fucking kidding me?

Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM

...

First guy was a cop I think.
Pled guilty. Owes an impossible amount of money for the damage.

That was supposed to be the warning sign to all other idiots "DO NOT PASS THIS WAY".

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (2HIdp)

254 You people aren't being fair to this generation.

They were gonna put that guy out as soon as they did a quick Search for "How to Extinguish a Mostly Peaceful Protestor".

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (byu5N)

255 "Klantifa" would be trending on Twitter right now if Twitter wasn't total garbage.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (7ixfo)

256 260 I don't find the exclusion of Kamala's hubby to be as remarkable as the inclusion of Jill Biden. There's a message in there.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)

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I thought so too. WTF mention her name?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (jUVms)

257 You might want to read these before underestimating the BLM infrastructure...

Lessons Learned... https://tinyurl.com/y2p5j2k7 (Vox Popoli)

Reality Check... https://tinyurl.com/y5934hax (Vox Popoli)

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (Ckg4U)

258 >>257 Yeah but compare white Antifa to the Proud Boys. Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (YynYJ)

JV: Proud Boys.

Varsity: Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (xK9An)

259 Girl928 tells me that The Heiress is starting virtual preschool tomorrow.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

260 >>Ah, the plot of View To A Kill. A not very memorable James Bond movie. In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero.


You are thinking of The Great Escape and a young Charles Bronson.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (byu5N)

261 Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett


Ah, the plot of View To A Kill. A not very memorable James Bond movie. In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero.
Posted by: Puddleglum

It's been done - Crack in the World with Dana Andrews. Although these days, folks would think it refers to Kamala.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (Rvt88)

262 I don't find the exclusion of Kamala's hubby to be as remarkable as the inclusion of Jill Biden. There's a message in there.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)

Jill Biden.

She needs to be investigated to find who, where, why and when.

And what does she do with all of Joe's stolen monies?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (Z+IKu)

263 "He's in agony! He's in agony! Kill him, do it now, kill him! He's in agony!"

Wusses.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (xK9An)

264 I don't find the exclusion of Kamala's hubby to be as remarkable as the inclusion of Jill Biden. There's a message in there.

Between the racism and the mental incapacity, it would be like having Woodrow Wilson in the White House again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)

265 James Woods video worth a chuckle:

https://tinyurl.com/yxo7gshk

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (8B6Ng)+++
Well, at least he's putting that MFA to use.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (LGXGf)

266 If you keep making posts in all caps, you're a retard.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (H8QX8)

267 They don't get it. it's not about a business being owned by a black person or a white person. it's the fact they own a business and the business must be destroyed. They want to do the same with property owners.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (YynYJ)

268 "He's in agony! He's in agony! Kill him, do it now, kill him! He's in agony!"



It is the way of our people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

269 254 I don't know whether it's just BLM or BLM and Antifa or both in Rochester, NY but some man put up a "Black Owned Business" sign. They burned him out anyway, Legal Insurrection site reports:

https://tinyurl.com/y39qm2yh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)


Reflecting, one might say that BLM is letting antifa do it's dirty work for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (Yra+J)

270 There used to be a saying.."he's a little light in his loafers".


and, KLANTIFA is brilliant....it should become widely used.

Posted by: boynsea at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (Fks5r)

271 I don't underestimate the Democrats, or the ability of their people to try to engage in massive fraud to throw this election. BUT Antifa are a bunch or worthless posers, a pack of rabid chihuahuas, nothing more. Of course there's a few hard core criminals with guns mixed in with them, like the one that got mercifully taken out last week. But the vast majority of them will lay down on the ground and wet themselves at the first sign of serious pushback. They run in a pack because they're cowards, scared of individual action.

How do I know this? Because when their buddy was shot, some were on the net, calling it an Execution. If they were strong, that would have been a Call to Action, they would have mobilized across the country in response.

BUT - if they were weak, leaderless, and all cowards at heart, then they would just all get scared and crawl back into their mommies basements. And that's exactly what they did.

The DNC, the officeholders, the tech billionaires, that's who I fear. Antifa? pathetic wankers, all of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

272 It is an attempt at gun control by programming a sense of fear at the very thought of a gun. These nannies think that if they make kids afraid of playing with a nerf gun, or making gun sounds, or making finger guns they can disrupt the "gun culture". If a few kids have to have their lives unnecessarily damaged by suspension or expulsion, ok well, eggs and omelettes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (dNzKv)

273 If you keep making posts in all caps, you're a retard.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ALWAYS POST IN ALL CAPS..

WAIT A MINUTE...

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

274 The rioters in the 60s were black and could take a hit.
The rioters, today are white antifa anarchists and not nearly as tough as the blacks.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Yra+J)

Everyone in America could take a hit back then. People were tough, and even if they took a hit and it hurt, they would NEVER show it.

Soy hadn't yet been added to food.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (7ixfo)

275 They don't get it. it's not about a business being owned by a black person or a white person. it's the fact they own a business and the business must be destroyed. They want to do the same with property owners.

"BLM" actually means "Bolshevism, Like, Now!" (imagine it in AOC's voice).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (6XLoz)

276 One of my friends who is 75-and so recalls much more of the 60's than I do said H. Rap Brown (I recalled the name but nothing else about him) used to go around to start violent riots in different cities. He was the "minister of Justice" for the
Black Panthers. I recall cities being burned after the killing of MLK, but there weren't as many cities in flames as there are now, were there?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)

277 hello everyone..i am still laughing at the footloose version.

Posted by: IC at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

278 Ace, it is a myth that the man on fire was the same one who threw the molotov. I hope you correct your story here.

Posted by: Village Idiot at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (PodaV)

279 If you keep making posts in all caps, you're a retard.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (H8QX


NOW THAT'S FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (AiZBA)

280 It's raining ash outside.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (jbF6h)

281 In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero. --Puddleglum

Well you don't hear that one every day.
Oy, it 'ad a bleedin blimp, dinnit?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (8IOEj)

282 It's raining ash outside.


Hallelujah!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

283 288 Ace, it is a myth that the man on fire was the same one who threw the molotov. I hope you correct your story here.
Posted by: Village Idiot at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (PodaV)

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OFFS. He was there, being a dumbass. Thrower or not he got his.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)

284 Ace, it is a myth that the man on fire was the same one who threw the molotov.


That makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

285 klantifa is fitting, nobody thinks about race 24/7 except racists. The ONLY time I ever think about it or hear about it is when I have to hear that from one of these scums

Posted by: Menack at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (buTO7)

286 Ace, it is a myth that the man on fire was the same one who threw the molotov.

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Even funnier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (wzG2V)

287 It's raining ash outside.

JJ's waiting on a part for his weather machine. Weird stuff happens when it's out of commission.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (6XLoz)

288 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (AiZBA)

289
"He's in agony! He's in agony! Kill him, do it now, kill him! He's in agony!"

Wusses.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM


I'm surprised they didn't put a tourniquet on him...seems to be their go-to first aid move

Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (jJWGa)

290 >>Ace, it is a myth that the man on fire was the same one who threw the molotov.


So they throw AND catch like girls?

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (N38YO)

291 having been lit on fire twice good fucking luck loser now experience unholy pain betcha never do that again numbnuts i would never wish that on my worst enemy i make exceptions

Posted by: fireman1 at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (nAGcF)

292 If only the US had, I don't know, some kind of lavishly funded national agency responsible for, at least, disseminating actually scientifically based information and guidance - this national Idiocy Festival involving closed schools could have been avoided.

(Narrator: CDC did, in fact, issue guidance that schools should be open - but in a limp, whisperish way, with no follow-up, no "public education campaign", and, sadly, no megaphones anywhere in the administration - just occasional mentions)

One problem might be that talking actual public health reality - actual risk as now known and able to be portrayed in conventional statistical terms - WRT C19, would not only obliterate the "basis" for almost all current vandalism of society by state/city governments, but confirm that national policy has been mistaken from the start, and also that "vaccines" are not the least bit necessary to return to normal life.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

293 Been dark as night and raining ash all day on the northern Front Range. Getting worse now. Apocalyptic out there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (jbF6h)

294 We don't need to nuke Sam Andreas.

We need to frack it.

I actually have a theory about fracking and earthquakes.

If the pressure and lubrication of fracking actually dies cause small earthquakes then we should frack all over high seismic zones.

The fracking does not, cannot be generating the strain in the rocks. It just help it relieve in small steps.

In which case it's probably setting relative stress closer to zero and reducing danger of larger events.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (2HIdp)

295 "I don't find the exclusion of Kamala's hubby to be as remarkable as the inclusion of Jill Biden."

sounds like Kamala's hubby would be opening a branch office in Beijing (with Hunter?), since he and half the Dems have direct contacts with the CCP.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

296 I recall cities being burned after the killing of MLK, but there weren't as many cities in flames as there are now, were there?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)

I think there were a lot more cities aflame--and not with rock and roll--after MLK's death.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (7ixfo)

297 If you pump all the lube out, won't the faults seize up?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

298 This is surprisingly easy to fap to.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

299 >>301 now experience unholy pain betcha never do that again numbnuts i would never wish that on my worst enemy i make exceptions
Posted by: fireman1 at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (nAGcF)

He will give his pain to Angkar.

Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (xK9An)

300 Between the racism and the mental incapacity, it would be like having Woodrow Wilson in the White House again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)


Yes, Biden will not be our first brain dead president.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (Yra+J)

301 Whenever the Dems come up with their latest scheme to put out the fire with gasoline, the GOPe can always be relied on to enforce some fiscal restraint by insisting that they use mid-grade rather than premium.

Then when the scheme fails its ostensible goal, the GOPe gets to spend the next two decades taking the blame because they "gutted" the program.

But otoh, everybody that matters in the uniparty gets paid, so no problem, really! Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (YqED9)

302 If you pump all the lube out, won't the faults seize up?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah. They lock up, until they don't. Those are the ones to worry about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:35 PM (LnjS0)

303 Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (OTzUX)

Should be obvious by now that the only endemic thing in the US is government incompetence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:35 PM (2C38g)

304 I am not at all underestimating the true believers here. I believe they are well trained, and willing to die for the cause. But they rely on foot soldiers to hide out in. And the foot soldiers are not the same.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)

305 COMRADE!

You are on FIRE!
Let me take your photo!

--wait, what, put out the fire? But I need to upload this to IG and Tik Tok...

Posted by: Comrades! at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (Rbu5d)

306 Has some doctor wasted his time and talent saving his feet like they did with Kenosha Man's arm?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (wzG2V)

307 No ash here from the fire, so far, though have friends closer to the ocean who have had some. The plume has either been north or south of me. Very light winds, which is key, so I assume they'll get this thing contained with air attack today.

But the lack of up-to-date info from Cal Fire or the county has been stunning. If this had been a Santa Anna fire - high winds, very rapid movement - I think we'd be looking at fatalities here.

The Twitter timeline is kind of funny - people screaming for info, as updates were issued about every .... 3 HOURS .... for a wildfire affecting populated areas.

There is of course Reverse 911 they rely on, but still.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (OTzUX)

308 I don't know who this Steve Inman guy is but I think he'd be right at home here.

Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (/669Q)

309 Fire! Ah, Comrade you shall burn.

Posted by: Woke Arthur Brown at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (jbF6h)

310 I wonder if the black guy who coined "Klantifa" knew that the Klan was the military wing of the Democartic party, because if Klantifa is used the Democrat party will start pinning these riots on Trump supporters even more than they're already doing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (WkPC9)

311 Hey, who's the knucklehead?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (3D/fK)

312 Damn, those are some Feet of Flame right there.

Posted by: Michael Flatley at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (mNhhD)

313 Hot Fun In The Summertime!

Posted by: Sly and The Family Stone at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (W/sa3)

314 Come on baby light my fire

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (2aCqR)

315 Hey, who's the knucklehead?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (3D/fK)
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It's just me, same as always. What did I do this time?

Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (/669Q)

316 I am not at all underestimating the true believers here. I believe they are well trained, and willing to die for the cause. But they rely on foot soldiers to hide out in. And the foot soldiers are not the same.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)


If the drones were properly motivated, they'd be happy to roll over on the cadres.

If they were properly motivated.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (t+qrx)

317 304 We don't need to nuke Sam Andreas.

We need to frack it.

I actually have a theory about fracking and earthquakes.

If the pressure and lubrication of fracking actually dies cause small earthquakes then we should frack all over high seismic zones.

The fracking does not, cannot be generating the strain in the rocks. It just help it relieve in small steps.

In which case it's probably setting relative stress closer to zero and reducing danger of larger events.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (2HIdp)


Texas s.e., has several fault lines, article said the reason they don't have serious quakes is all the mud below the surface.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (Yra+J)

318 Play with flammable chemicals, have a bucket full of sand on hand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Unless it's ClF3. Then the sand burns, too.

h/t Derek Lowe. The chemist one, not the baseball one.

Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (P1f+c)

319 This is a comment from one of those Vox Day links:

"Better than 1/2 the crowd is women. The most organized factions are larping. It's easy and fun when nobody is really trying to stop you. When people start getting shot, they will all go home. It's all a big game. The second shit gets real, antifa will collapse. Nobody is forced to be there. Unlike a real war zone, everyone there is there by choice and can go home by choice at any time for any reason."

It's what I'm talking about. And the other info was good too. Lure Antifa into a space you control, instead of allowing them to chase you.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (YynYJ)

320 Klantifa is a good name
goes with Burn-Murder-Loot

Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (nUhF0)

321 Nood, Pelosi. *** Shudders ***

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (2sCft)

322 I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of

"imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not

understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot

looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers

in the act.


That will happen when the militia gets involved on Nov 4th.

Posted by: An Observation at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (Z2dwN)

323 Had that already been done? Late to the party. Cooking some chicken stew.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (2aCqR)

324 Texas s.e., has several fault lines, article said the reason they don't have serious quakes is all the mud below the surface.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (Yra+J)

Not all fault lines are active in any way. Most are simply relics of past movement in the crust.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (LnjS0)

325 '68 was a LOT more "lit", to make the funneh with a current term, than today. A lot. MLK thing, but other events too. Legacy of destruction that destroyed sections of several major cities, or left sections of them economically dead for decades (some up until now).

Today of course it's 100% negligence/insert your term here accounting for the destruction. Mpls, Seattle, etc - pretty much girls' gym in terms of riots, would have been quickly/easily suppressed back in '68.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (OTzUX)

326 "It's just me, same as always. What did I do this time? "

Heh!!


No, not you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:42 PM (3D/fK)

327 It's what I'm talking about. And the other info was good too. Lure Antifa into a space you control, instead of allowing them to chase you.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Add in an L shaped ambush and we can all call it a day well spent.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:42 PM (Rvt88)

328 I am not at all underestimating the true believers here. I believe they are well trained, and willing to die for the cause. But they rely on foot soldiers to hide out in. And the foot soldiers are not the same.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)

If the drones were properly motivated, they'd be happy to roll over on the cadres.

If they were properly motivated.
Posted by: hogmartin


Line them up. Shoot the first one.

"I said fire a warning shot"

"I did. The remaining ones have been properly warned."

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 03:43 PM (6NpxV)

329 If you pump all the lube out,

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kamalatoe Hairass at September 07, 2020 03:43 PM (disaw)

330 Hey, who's the knucklehead?


You'll need to be a lot more specific...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:46 PM (ZSK0i)

331 One of the ads on the main page is a pic of Marisa Tomei. I tip my hat to OregonMuse.

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 03:46 PM (786Ro)

332 Why are the police just letting them prep an molotov cocktail?

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Xih1H)

333 When do we get a COVID dog-man with banjo accompaniment?

Surely Zod knows that the dog-man was Jerry Garcia.
And no. I did not call Zod "Shirley."
I would be xhocked if zombie were not in that film some the hell wheres.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (8IOEj)

334 If you play with Fire your going to get burned

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2020 03:53 PM (FLiOE)

335 330 Klantifa is a good name
goes with Burn-Murder-Loot
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (nUhF0)

BurnLootMurder

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:54 PM (Go7Bx)

336 Antifa's lit.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Go7Bx)

337 >>>Lure Antifa into a space you control, instead of allowing them to chase you.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (YynYJ)


They won't go where people fight back.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Yra+J)

338 342 Why are the police just letting them prep an molotov cocktail?
Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Xih1H)


West Coasters have free expression.
Not repression like flyovers.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:57 PM (Yra+J)

339
344
If you play with Fire your going to get burned




Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2020 03:53 PM
(FLiOE)







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Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)

340 How about a little fire, Scarecrow!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

341 Is he wearing clown shoes? Because it looks like he's wearing clown shoes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2020 04:20 PM (rCwaK)

342 Love Steve Inman videos.
My favorite on twitter was Billy Jean with Fire Boy walking backwards like the moon walk.
Can you win a revolution if you are a laughing stock and when the enemy has to come and put out the fire on your feet?

Posted by: PJ at September 07, 2020 04:35 PM (qlTN9)

343 This is why you keep varmint rounds in your AR15. Antifa is stupid enough to show up with liquid containers. A good varmint round will turn that container of liquid into a fine mist. You might set 10 of them on fire. If your timing is good a second round into some hard steel will set off a fuel air explosion.

Beruit had an awesome fuel air explosion after the munitions set off the ammonium nitrate warehouse that blew up the grain elevator that created the fuel air shock-wave that destroyed the entire port.

Of course it might not be gasoline. It could be oleum (110% sulfuric acid). Probably worse.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 07, 2020 04:35 PM (ZTDnL)

344 BWAAHA HA HA HA HA HA!

That was too fucking awesomely funny!
Loggin's Footloose was the best!

Posted by: cold civil war at September 07, 2020 05:59 PM (Z2PYk)

345 Bernie Sandals

Posted by: Mongerel at September 07, 2020 06:21 PM (7/NoB)

346 Mostly not-on-fire protester doing the Funky Chicken.

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