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Antifa Democrat Lights Molotov Cocktail; Also Lights His Feet
Winner.
Ok why not? Angle 2. pic.twitter.com/7QqD27468z
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) September 6, 2020
Version 2 with music only pic.twitter.com/KCp23AGsdh
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) September 6, 2020
— 🍀PatientPatriot (@patriot_patient) September 6, 2020
Maybe my favorite... pic.twitter.com/iKv6x5hONu
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 7, 2020
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) September 6, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2020 02:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:32 PM (8Jsvq)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus at September 07, 2020 02:33 PM (zLHik)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (8Jsvq)
"The press should be ashamed of themselves. You should all be ashamed of yourselves."
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Ha at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (8Jsvq)
Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: huerfano at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FREE JAMES BROWN! at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (ifHOq)
Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: huerfano at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (iVYJf)
Idiots.
That doesn't work if your legs are on fire and the only parts of your feet that hit the ground as you are rolling is your heels and your toes.
Funny, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (hHC3/)
Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Fortcoins at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (nV60k)
"Skin graft" could also be a name for the type of con job that the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been running for decades.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (unn44)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (UUv9T)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 07, 2020 02:38 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (Ol/Jg)
Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (2DOZq)
The laughter mitigates the pain that results from first degree burns and sizzling flesh.
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ErikInTexas
"American X" posited the same theory. Extremists like to act extreme, whatever side they switch back and from from and to.
Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (HEEq1)
In my ideal society, reading that book would be required for high school graduation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Hands
Not only is it good, it has the benefit of being absolutely true.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (BM2fS)
Break time while the lawnmower batteries and I recharge. Halfway there.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (XxJt1)
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ
This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Someone posted a video earlier that had that music in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (hHC3/)
Posted by: Talking Heads at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (HEEq1)
Funny, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)
That was supposed to be for people who accidentally caught on fire, not stooges who soaked their Flare Jordans with petrol before igniting them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 07, 2020 02:39 PM (Ol/Jg)
=========
Is it really that far of a jump from:
"The black people of America don't understand how bad they have it, and I need to be the one to make them see it right through violence against their community if necessary."
to
"The black people of America don't understand how ungrateful they are, and I need to make them see it right through violence against their community if necessary."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (iVYJf)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: zombie
(whispers) post #29 (points up)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Ah you beat me to the punch.
Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (HEEq1)
And history will show, with that one meme, the commie nihilists were destroyed. (they are certainly whites destroying black neighborhoods, hating on Republicans)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (Cus5s)
"Why don't you just point a fucking fan at his feet, Dipshit?"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (h+7It)
Are you implying Ace is liquored up already?
Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (1Yy3c)
There were actually two guys with feet on fire. Major fail.
Break time while the lawnmower batteries and I recharge. Halfway there.
Posted by: creeper
I thought I saw a guy running off to the right with a little fire in his step in the first video.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
(Thus Spake Zarathrustra?)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (FZB/N)
"Just when he got it in the door."
Posted by: Fringe at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (vx54i)
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ
This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Someone posted a video earlier that had that music in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I'll have to dig around for that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (hHC3/)
(Thus Spake Zarathrustra?)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (jG5Dt)
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No, the score to Chariots was written by Vengelis. Thus Spake was used at the very beginning of 2001.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Carpe Manana
What was that old joke? "She's so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an ice pick!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (L106N)
Yeah, trying to hit the guy's burning feet with a trash can lid was inspired stupidity.
"Why don't you just point a fucking fan at his feet, Dipshit?"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (BM2fS)
If two of those losers just laid down on this legs when the human candle was on the ground, they would have smothered the flames and put the fire out.But yelling "Quick! Take his shoes off!" takes the cake. Didn't see anybody sign up to unlace his footwear.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (D3cJf)
I wish cops could shoot people throwing firebombs. What part of
"imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not
understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot
looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers
in the act.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (qpX6U)
zombie Richard J. Daley: Don't blame me if they don't shoot them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2020 02:44 PM (UUv9T)
You shall make amends to your children for being the children of your fathers: thus you shall redeem all that is past.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM (h+7It)
It's good for his complexion.
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (O+I8R)
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"
- Antifa freak aflame
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)
They're in for a surprise when The Second Civil War they're trying to spark (heh) winds up the same way as the first one.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: zombie
(whispers) post #29 (points up)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Ah you beat me to the punch.
Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (HEEq1)
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I'm way late to the party then.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)
"I am the God of Hellfire!"
Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Buckaroo at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (lBu1d)
Yakety Axe. "How fast do you want it?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SgEPvyf6QE
RIP Phil.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (H8QX8)
"Skin graft" could also be a name for the type of con job that the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have been running for decades.
----I'm believing "Skin Grift" is more like it....
Posted by: Nino Greasemanelli, Captain, USMC at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (r+ov6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
Yup. Guy's left leg was on fire. Last I saw he was tearing through the crowd. Two-fers are good.
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (XxJt1)
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you"
- Antifa freak aflame
Posted by: runner
Down down down, the ring of fire, the ring of fire...
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Yep.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)
Oh, never mind. I've been giggling for the last half hour, and I won't stop anytime soon.
Walking on Sunshine is good!
Posted by: Dianna at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (h8nNr)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZsOX)
And I want it now.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (L9P9s)
==
LOL
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:45 PM (O+I8R)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: Carpe Manana
What was that old joke? "She's so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an ice pick!"
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:43 PM (BM2fS)
Yep, or rake or shovel. That's what happens when the only things you're carrying are garbage can lid "shields", more molotov cocktails and baseball bats. Comedy gold.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Or a person could take off their shirt and smother it easily. But brain cells were very much in short supply at this particular rally.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 02:48 PM (unn44)
One two three
Hot pants, hey hot pants, no
Hot pants, smokin' that hot pants
That's where it's at
And that's where it's at
Take your fine self home
It looks much better than time
My fever keeps growin'
Girl you're blowin' my mind
Thinkin' of losin that funky feelin' don't
'Cause you got to use just what you got
To get just what you want, hey
Hot pants, hey, hot pants, smokin'
Hot pants, make ya sure of yourself, good Lord
You walk like you got the only lovin' left, hey
So brother, if you're thinkin' of losin' that feelin'
Then don't
Posted by: The Godfather of Soul at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (uEbPt)
I love it.
Bunch of socially maladjusted misfits with no clue, no brains, no pussy and no life.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (hHC3/)
Posted by: CN at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZsOX)
Point and laugh works.
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 02:49 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (AiZBA)
They bring bats with nails in them. They bring bags of shit. But they leave the fire extinguishers at home.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (qpX6U)
--
Oh man, he looked awful! Like, death's doorstep awful, plus the infusion of massive misery. That was the look on his face...and it was pretty enjoyable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:52 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM
...
100% this.
He should have been dropped right in the mide of that blaze.
This could so easily have been 10 cops with 70,% burns on their bodies.
Shoot that terrorist and then throw his boyfriends on the funeral pyre with him.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (2HIdp)
They bring bats with nails in them. They bring bags of shit. But they leave the fire extinguishers at home.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore
Well they should have used the tools on hand. If that is bats with nails in them and bags of shit, well so be it. Plus, it would have made the video funny and horrific.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (hHC3/)
Two days latter I see the eyes moving in the snake head. I was very unnerved. I slowly looked closer and closer. The snake eyes were full of maggots.
Reminds me of something that I can't quite formulate.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Monty James at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (aNZO8)
Someone should tell these people that Stop, Drop and Roll does not work on concrete. Or not.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2020 02:47 PM
If you watch the part of the video where he's on the ground rolling around, there are numerous people there with jackets on. Not one of them thought to immediately remove their jacket to try to cover him and deprive the fire of oxygen.
The only thing I saw is some dipshit try to fight the fire with what looked like a garbage can lid.
These are the people who want to tell the rest of us how to vote and live.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (Do5/p)
You pull your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (FaQbC)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 02:54 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:40 PM
...
100% this.
He should have been dropped right in the mide of that blaze.
This could so easily have been 10 cops with 70,% burns on their bodies.
Shoot that terrorist and then throw his boyfriends on the funeral pyre with him.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 02:53 PM (2HIdp)
---------
I'm interested in your newsletter.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (FaQbC)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 02:50 PM (qpX6U)
*tv announcer speaking quietly....*
"..The Extra Large bottle of Bear Spray looks nearly identical to a fire extinguisher.
We've exchanged their A/B/C extinguishers with Bear Spray Bottles.
Let's watch, and see if they notice the difference!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2020 02:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (Vxu+H)
Only be funnier if they shot him with rubber bullets the entire time.
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 02:57 PM (FaQbC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (G27FD)
Or at least looked like they were gonna. Get those cameras out there and have to explain why the city let them setup like that.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (jG5Dt)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 02:46 PM (H8QX
Brings to mind Oddball in "Kelly's Heroes." But with these BLM/Antifa dunces, it's, "I only know how to start fires, man. I don't know how to put 'em pout."
Posted by: Gref at September 07, 2020 02:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 02:56 PM (YynYJ)
This happens to fit the meter of "Camptown Races", so if you were hoping to have an afternoon without "burning plastic sticks to skin, doo-dah, doo-dah" going through your head, sorry about that.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM (pB6Gt)
______________
They certainly appear to have the same ultimate goals.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (qpX6U)
You pull your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Diogenes
You put your right arm in,
You pull your right arm out.
You put your right arm in
And you shake it all about...
Oh. Sorry there Kenosha dude. You can sit this one out.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (6NpxV)
Posted by: browndog at September 07, 2020 03:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (07kYH)
There was a hilarious video from a couple months ago that I loved too. A stupid white girl attempted to go up to a cop on a horse from behind, just to spook the horse and hope to cause who knows what. She snuck up behind the horse's rear and put her hand on its butt. The split second she did, it kicked her right in the head...hard. She stumbled and ran back across the street. I loved it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 02:59 PM
https://bit.ly/2DCdTSS
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Annalucia at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: RJD at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (9dzlp)
did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (rruf1)
Posted by: Fire for effect at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (9dzlp)
Do dah
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:02 PM (WkPC9)
That's very nice of you to say.
His ex-confederates would cheerfully murder him as a traitor, though. He'd have to be very serious about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (t+qrx)
Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM (O+I8R)
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I watched it several times. Thank you, Clyde.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:04 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (pB6Gt)
Add Denthead Bitch from above.
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (3FlRR)
Forget the toy gun, a zoom class suspension? He is already at home dumbass!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (r+sAi)
(Luke Taylor)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2qjbgzk
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (3FlRR)
did my radio just say that a 'Device' at a Gender Reveal Party caused an 11 sq mi wildfire in California?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:03 PM
Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California
A fire that has destroyed over 7,000 acres and forced the evacuation of 3,000 residents was caused by a "smoke generating" explosive used at a gender-reveal party, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. "With the dry conditions and critical fire weather, it doesn't take much to start a wildfire. Those responsible for starting fires due to negligence or illegal activity can be held financially and criminally responsible," the statement said.
https://bit.ly/2Zf9ywE
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (Do5/p)
https://tinyurl.com/y2yhkuy9
This is a piece of art.
Watch to the end. Biden kneels the wrong way in a church in Kenosha and a black guy behind him pats his nuts and makes a gun sign.
Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM (G27FD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (YynYJ)
Pass!
Posted by: Fire for effect at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (2C38g)
What the hell does that mean?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at September 07, 2020 03:06 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:07 PM (hHC3/)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:07 PM (gr9Io)
This tune would work too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (hHC3/)
I still say his high-steeping goose step needs to be set to the Nazi's "Horst Wessel" song.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (LnjS0)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Half of Bill Clinton's blood consists of the active ingredient in Viagra. That's bound to wreak havoc on his looks after awhile.
He's so used to spending his waking hours screwing everything that moves, I'm shocked that he was found within 1,000 miles of Hillary.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (BM2fS)
Now we have to set off blue smoke bombs in a State Park full of dry tinder.
But it is just a smoke bomb! There is no fire!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (dNzKv)
We danced the mamushka while Nero fiddled.
We danced the mamushka at Waterloo.
We danced the mamushka for Jack the Ripper.
A now, Flameypants, we dance the mamushka for you!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (yQpMk)
The Antifa Dance
Lol
Antifasafety Dance... boop boop boo beepbeep... AAAA NNNTTTT
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (9dzlp)
What a world.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:09 PM (jJWGa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (zLHik)
Posted by: RJD at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (Vxu+H)
"STOP DROP AND ROLL!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!"
Idiots.
That doesn't work if your legs are on fire and the only parts of
your feet that hit the ground as you are rolling is your heels and your
toes.
Funny, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2020 02:37 PM (BM2fS)
Yeah, and then they tried smothering the fire with one of their stupid shields. Idiots.
Posted by: itsacookbook at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (yPxXc)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (Cus5s)
Everyone keeps saying that Trump is the right President at the right time.
In so many ways that more just keep coming up.
He is able to beat the leftpress and fake news. It drives them crazy.
He is able to beat the crap out of the NeverTrumpers at every turn, every use of "the pen."
He is able to highlight just how nuts the Democrat Party is.
He is able to show sharp contrasts to the dirt on the streets versus good hard working people.
He is the only person one step or a thousand ahead of the filth on the left. Partly by instinct, partly by genius moves, and persistence.
He is driving them all mad. So mad that they are outing themselves from every corner of the nation.
He's exposing the insanity of the left and they just can't hide anymore.
The fear is palpable.
Only Trump could hold this ship steady and cut through the ice. He is saving America. Let's hope the rest of the country gets it and votes him back in.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (rjE57)
What a world.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:08 PM (Yra+J)
They should all lose a corner off their Firem'n Chit.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (t+qrx)
Even better was one from a week or three back. Someone said they wouldn't piss on some asshole if he was on fire.
The response was, "I would try beating the flames out with a logging chain first..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Half of Bill Clinton's blood consists of the active ingredient in Viagra. That's bound to wreak havoc on his looks after awhile.
He's so used to spending his waking hours screwing everything that moves, I'm shocked that he was found within 1,000 miles of Hillary.
_______________
Bill Clinton is starting to look like Dick Van Dyke. And Van Dyke is like 95 now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2020 03:11 PM (k4dH2)
As I said last night, this thing is truly the funniest thing to happen in public since I can't remember. I'm assuming the kid is OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (OTzUX)
But whatever still ends up with the black guy patting his nuts and flashing the gun sign behind him.
Jeezuz Joe.
Posted by: Nike at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (ak8VK)
At this point, Herpes has a bad case of the Bill Clinton.
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (N38YO)
Those responsible for starting fires due to negligence or illegal activity can be held financially and criminally responsible," the statement said
Of course, this is because they only had pink and blue smoke devices. If they had all 57 they wouldn't be in legal danger.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (d/5jB)
> Reminds me of something that I can't quite formulate.
Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (unn44)
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I think you hit on a very salient point. Compared to their violent counterparts from the 60s, these pathetic kids are just so damned dumb. They really are. Of course, it's the fault of the public school system that wasn't as bad back then. These young people today are just jokes. They know nothing, literally. When they get hit with reality, they curl up like pill bugs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (Rvt88)
headline at insty about a teacher suspending a boy for an obvious toy gun on a zoom class.
Forget the toy gun, a zoom class suspension? He is already at home dumbass!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2020 03:05 PM
Kid was apparently hunting zombies. You know that kid is now not saving any of his teachers during the zombie apocalypse.
https://bit.ly/2FhB9WY
Two Colorado middle schoolers were recently suspended from their schools in separate incidents in which they both appeared to have toy guns during their online classes.
One boy, 12, is a seventh grader at Grand Mountain, a K-8 grade school just south of Colorado Springs. The other, 11, attends sixth grade at Bell Middle School in Golden, a town just west of Denver.
In both situations, teachers spotted the boys playing with a toy gun during their virtual classes. The Grand Mountain student was attending his online art class on August 27 when his teacher saw him flash a neon green and black toy handgun across the screen, with an orange tip and the words "Zombie Hunter" printed on the side, KDVR reported.
The teacher notified a school administrator, who then suspended the boy for five days. The administrator also called the El Paso County Sheriff's Office to conduct a welfare check, according to a copy of the sheriff's report obtained by Newsweek.
Yes, we must check on the kid's welfare, because he's pretending to kill zombies.
FFS...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (IAtY2)
Just so. Still, as Stalin said, "It isn't important who votes. What is important is who counts the votes."
Posted by: Old Dude at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (OTzUX)
From where? His house?
Maybe if you want to discipline kids you should open the fucking schools?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (N38YO)
Posted by: illiniwek
Except that BLM is a Marxist Terrorist group. There aim is the overthrow of the United States and replace it with a Communist Utopia. BLM/AntiFa have the same aims. If history is any guide, they would slaughter each other AFTER the Glorious Revolution.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (hHC3/)
wow
name checked by the troll
Dear Diary, you'll never guess what happened today...
(& it's totes raycon)
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (jJWGa)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:15 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (wzG2V)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (wpPM0)
Posted by: Rex B at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (fFItA)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:16 PM (xK9An)
Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Agreed. The last few decades of maleducation made so many young people into easily deployed foot soldiers for the left. It also made them ineffective (for the most part) because, as usual, the left didn't think about possible unintended consequences.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (uquGJ)
When you open your gender reveal box and Captain Inferno Drawers pops out - you know its a Soi!
11 sq miles of dry kindling sold separately!
Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (w2LAm)
Related BabylonBee headline:
"Thousands Dead as Missile Carrying Blue Confetti for Gender Reveal Party Accidentally Detonates its Nuclear Payload"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (zLHik)
Posted by: Dingle at September 07, 2020 03:09 PM (h+7It)
That you are an insane fag? Correct.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (LnjS0)
ZOMBIE LIVES MATTER!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:18 PM (hHC3/)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Never a good idea to underestimate the enemy.
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
2 comments:
1) "Who in their right mind": I think you have the wrong group.
2) "bring an extinguisher": see number one.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (gtatv)
(h+7It)
*********
Nah you still love Dick too much
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:14 PM (N38YO)
Remember people, your property taxes fund the "public" schools!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (2C38g)
Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Wow, they've really buried Kamala's husband deeper than whale shit. Is he in witness protection now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (wpPM0)
Posted by: gp Doesn't GAF Anymore at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (qpX6U)
It goes both ways.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (Vxu+H)
Add your name before midnight to say you're sending Joe Biden, Jill Biden, and Kamala Harris to the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
What's Joe's name doing there?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (hHC3/)
The funnier part is this isn't the first time a California wildfire's been caused by a gender reveal party.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Not the kind of Triumvirate the Romans had in mind.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (7ixfo)
As I said last night, this thing is truly the funniest thing to happen in public since I can't remember. I'm assuming the kid is OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:12 PM (OTzUX)
With all the editing software there is out there, you could speed up the music, and slow down the video to make them sync.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (LnjS0)
Thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" has me thinking about the dog-man scene with the banjo accompaniment at the end.
When do we get a COVID dog-man with banjo accompaniment?
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM (O+I8R)
You have to be fucking kidding me?
Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM (N38YO)
They were taught to despise doing any work with their hands or manual labor. They were also taught not to hit back and never had activities where they were hit. They are playing at being revolutionaries. And there's no Vietnam war or draft to motivate them. Bust enough on Federal charges, take out a few more and many of these folks will find something else to do with their lives.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (YynYJ)
If a nerf gun gets you out of five days of being tied to a chair in front of a laptop, I think every kid is going to be waving them around tomorrow.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:19 PM
LOL I was thinking the exact same thing.
Every kid in America (or at least Colorado) now knows how to get a free 5-day vacation.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Do5/p)
hey raycon, how's it going?
we heard they botched your gender re-assignment surgery
now your personal pronouns are neither / nor
sorry 'bout your dingel
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (jJWGa)
I just thought I would mention that.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (6z9Vj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:10 PM (YynYJ)
The rioters in the 60s were black and could take a hit.
The rioters, today are white antifa anarchists and not nearly as tough as the blacks.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (7ixfo)
But you all keep giving it attention. And most trolls live for that...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 07, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)
While standing in front of the bathroom mirror? With all the lights out? Nah, I'm good. I've seen that movie before.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Perhaps we should contribute to a go-fund-me for "Learn to Troll School" for it.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:23 PM (OTzUX)
https://tinyurl.com/y39qm2yh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)
You have to be fucking kidding me?
Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett
Ah, the plot of View To A Kill. A not very memorable James Bond movie. In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (hHC3/)
"Nothing so improves a white boy's dancing like the sure knowledge that his fetlocks are aflame."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (YynYJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yxo7gshk
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (8B6Ng)
Thinking about "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" has me thinking about the dog-man scene with the banjo accompaniment at the end.
When do we get a COVID dog-man with banjo accompaniment?
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:20 PM (xK9An)
Give it time, it's still 2020.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (YynYJ)
You have to be fucking kidding me?
Why have we not t least tried Nuking the San Andreas Fault?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:21 PM
...
First guy was a cop I think.
Pled guilty. Owes an impossible amount of money for the damage.
That was supposed to be the warning sign to all other idiots "DO NOT PASS THIS WAY".
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (2HIdp)
They were gonna put that guy out as soon as they did a quick Search for "How to Extinguish a Mostly Peaceful Protestor".
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (byu5N)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)
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I thought so too. WTF mention her name?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (jUVms)
Lessons Learned... https://tinyurl.com/y2p5j2k7 (Vox Popoli)
Reality Check... https://tinyurl.com/y5934hax (Vox Popoli)
Posted by: Slapweasel at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (Ckg4U)
JV: Proud Boys.
Varsity: Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:26 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
You are thinking of The Great Escape and a young Charles Bronson.
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (byu5N)
Posted by: garrett
Ah, the plot of View To A Kill. A not very memorable James Bond movie. In retrospect, Christopher Walken was a hero.
Posted by: Puddleglum
It's been done - Crack in the World with Dana Andrews. Although these days, folks would think it refers to Kamala.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (XxJt1)
Jill Biden.
She needs to be investigated to find who, where, why and when.
And what does she do with all of Joe's stolen monies?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM (xK9An)
Between the racism and the mental incapacity, it would be like having Woodrow Wilson in the White House again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/yxo7gshk
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 07, 2020 03:25 PM (8B6Ng)+++
Well, at least he's putting that MFA to use.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (YynYJ)
It is the way of our people.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/y39qm2yh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:24 PM (WkPC9)
Reflecting, one might say that BLM is letting antifa do it's dirty work for them.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (Yra+J)
and, KLANTIFA is brilliant....it should become widely used.
Posted by: boynsea at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (Fks5r)
How do I know this? Because when their buddy was shot, some were on the net, calling it an Execution. If they were strong, that would have been a Call to Action, they would have mobilized across the country in response.
BUT - if they were weak, leaderless, and all cowards at heart, then they would just all get scared and crawl back into their mommies basements. And that's exactly what they did.
The DNC, the officeholders, the tech billionaires, that's who I fear. Antifa? pathetic wankers, all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (dNzKv)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I ALWAYS POST IN ALL CAPS..
WAIT A MINUTE...
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (yQpMk)
The rioters, today are white antifa anarchists and not nearly as tough as the blacks.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:22 PM (Yra+J)
Everyone in America could take a hit back then. People were tough, and even if they took a hit and it hurt, they would NEVER show it.
Soy hadn't yet been added to food.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (7ixfo)
"BLM" actually means "Bolshevism, Like, Now!" (imagine it in AOC's voice).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (6XLoz)
Black Panthers. I recall cities being burned after the killing of MLK, but there weren't as many cities in flames as there are now, were there?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: IC at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Village Idiot at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (PodaV)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (H8QX
NOW THAT'S FUNNY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (jbF6h)
Well you don't hear that one every day.
Oy, it 'ad a bleedin blimp, dinnit?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Village Idiot at September 07, 2020 03:30 PM (PodaV)
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OFFS. He was there, being a dumbass. Thrower or not he got his.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (jUVms)
That makes it even funnier.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Menack at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (buTO7)
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Even funnier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (wzG2V)
JJ's waiting on a part for his weather machine. Weird stuff happens when it's out of commission.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2020 03:31 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (AiZBA)
"He's in agony! He's in agony! Kill him, do it now, kill him! He's in agony!"
Wusses.
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:27 PM
I'm surprised they didn't put a tourniquet on him...seems to be their go-to first aid move
Posted by: AltonJackson (Click here for the MiMoMe!!!) at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (jJWGa)
So they throw AND catch like girls?
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (N38YO)
Posted by: fireman1 at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (nAGcF)
(Narrator: CDC did, in fact, issue guidance that schools should be open - but in a limp, whisperish way, with no follow-up, no "public education campaign", and, sadly, no megaphones anywhere in the administration - just occasional mentions)
One problem might be that talking actual public health reality - actual risk as now known and able to be portrayed in conventional statistical terms - WRT C19, would not only obliterate the "basis" for almost all current vandalism of society by state/city governments, but confirm that national policy has been mistaken from the start, and also that "vaccines" are not the least bit necessary to return to normal life.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (jbF6h)
We need to frack it.
I actually have a theory about fracking and earthquakes.
If the pressure and lubrication of fracking actually dies cause small earthquakes then we should frack all over high seismic zones.
The fracking does not, cannot be generating the strain in the rocks. It just help it relieve in small steps.
In which case it's probably setting relative stress closer to zero and reducing danger of larger events.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (2HIdp)
sounds like Kamala's hubby would be opening a branch office in Beijing (with Hunter?), since he and half the Dems have direct contacts with the CCP.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:29 PM (WkPC9)
I think there were a lot more cities aflame--and not with rock and roll--after MLK's death.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: fireman1 at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (nAGcF)
He will give his pain to Angkar.
Posted by: Zod at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at September 07, 2020 03:28 PM (SchxB)
Yes, Biden will not be our first brain dead president.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (Yra+J)
Then when the scheme fails its ostensible goal, the GOPe gets to spend the next two decades taking the blame because they "gutted" the program.
But otoh, everybody that matters in the uniparty gets paid, so no problem, really! Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 07, 2020 03:34 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah. They lock up, until they don't. Those are the ones to worry about.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:35 PM (LnjS0)
Should be obvious by now that the only endemic thing in the US is government incompetence!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 07, 2020 03:35 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)
You are on FIRE!
Let me take your photo!
--wait, what, put out the fire? But I need to upload this to IG and Tik Tok...
Posted by: Comrades! at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (wzG2V)
But the lack of up-to-date info from Cal Fire or the county has been stunning. If this had been a Santa Anna fire - high winds, very rapid movement - I think we'd be looking at fatalities here.
The Twitter timeline is kind of funny - people screaming for info, as updates were issued about every .... 3 HOURS .... for a wildfire affecting populated areas.
There is of course Reverse 911 they rely on, but still.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Woke Arthur Brown at September 07, 2020 03:37 PM (jbF6h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Michael Flatley at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Sly and The Family Stone at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (W/sa3)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (2aCqR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:38 PM (3D/fK)
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It's just me, same as always. What did I do this time?
Posted by: bluebell at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)
If the drones were properly motivated, they'd be happy to roll over on the cadres.
If they were properly motivated.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (t+qrx)
We need to frack it.
I actually have a theory about fracking and earthquakes.
If the pressure and lubrication of fracking actually dies cause small earthquakes then we should frack all over high seismic zones.
The fracking does not, cannot be generating the strain in the rocks. It just help it relieve in small steps.
In which case it's probably setting relative stress closer to zero and reducing danger of larger events.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2020 03:32 PM (2HIdp)
Texas s.e., has several fault lines, article said the reason they don't have serious quakes is all the mud below the surface.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Unless it's ClF3. Then the sand burns, too.
h/t Derek Lowe. The chemist one, not the baseball one.
Posted by: mikeski at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (P1f+c)
"Better than 1/2 the crowd is women. The most organized factions are larping. It's easy and fun when nobody is really trying to stop you. When people start getting shot, they will all go home. It's all a big game. The second shit gets real, antifa will collapse. Nobody is forced to be there. Unlike a real war zone, everyone there is there by choice and can go home by choice at any time for any reason."
It's what I'm talking about. And the other info was good too. Lure Antifa into a space you control, instead of allowing them to chase you.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (YynYJ)
goes with Burn-Murder-Loot
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (2sCft)
"imminent, credible, indiscriminately lethal attack" do they not
understand? I've resigned myself to the fact that they won't shoot
looters anymore, but I'll never accept that they can't shoot firebombers
in the act.
That will happen when the militia gets involved on Nov 4th.
Posted by: An Observation at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (Z2dwN)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (2aCqR)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:39 PM (Yra+J)
Not all fault lines are active in any way. Most are simply relics of past movement in the crust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (LnjS0)
Today of course it's 100% negligence/insert your term here accounting for the destruction. Mpls, Seattle, etc - pretty much girls' gym in terms of riots, would have been quickly/easily suppressed back in '68.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2020 03:41 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2020 03:42 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Add in an L shaped ambush and we can all call it a day well spent.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 07, 2020 03:42 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:36 PM (YynYJ)
If the drones were properly motivated, they'd be happy to roll over on the cadres.
If they were properly motivated.
Posted by: hogmartin
Line them up. Shoot the first one.
"I said fire a warning shot"
"I did. The remaining ones have been properly warned."
Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2020 03:43 PM (6NpxV)
Posted by: Kamalatoe Hairass at September 07, 2020 03:43 PM (disaw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 07, 2020 03:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2020 03:46 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Xih1H)
Surely Zod knows that the dog-man was Jerry Garcia.
And no. I did not call Zod "Shirley."
I would be xhocked if zombie were not in that film some the hell wheres.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2020 03:53 PM (FLiOE)
goes with Burn-Murder-Loot
Posted by: vmom 2020 VINCERO at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (nUhF0)
BurnLootMurder
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:54 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: m at September 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Go7Bx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2020 03:40 PM (YynYJ)
They won't go where people fight back.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:55 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2020 03:51 PM (Xih1H)
West Coasters have free expression.
Not repression like flyovers.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2020 03:57 PM (Yra+J)
344
If you play with Fire your going to get burned
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2020 03:53 PM
(FLiOE)
Obligatory Alan Parsons:
https://youtu.be/yIuwKXXNBwY
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 07, 2020 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 07, 2020 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2020 04:20 PM (rCwaK)
My favorite on twitter was Billy Jean with Fire Boy walking backwards like the moon walk.
Can you win a revolution if you are a laughing stock and when the enemy has to come and put out the fire on your feet?
Posted by: PJ at September 07, 2020 04:35 PM (qlTN9)
Beruit had an awesome fuel air explosion after the munitions set off the ammonium nitrate warehouse that blew up the grain elevator that created the fuel air shock-wave that destroyed the entire port.
Of course it might not be gasoline. It could be oleum (110% sulfuric acid). Probably worse.
Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 07, 2020 04:35 PM (ZTDnL)
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Posted by: dogsledder at September 08, 2020 01:49 AM (OPB8z)
new website or even a weblog from start to end.
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He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him.
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