Antifa Occupies Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler's Apartment
Police Called, But No One Responds

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 AM




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1 First!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 29, 2020 01:07 AM (VdCY5)

2 Second!

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 29, 2020 01:08 AM (VdCY5)

3 Occupied the lobby, not the apartment.

Riot cops now showing up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:08 AM (I2/tG)

4 Third?

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 29, 2020 01:08 AM (VdCY5)

5 God, the band outside Wheeler's apartment sucks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:09 AM (I2/tG)

6 Couldn't happen to a nicer prick.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 29, 2020 01:10 AM (iediH)

7 Let me be the first to say,

LOLGF

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:12 AM (Sf5HR)

8 tyranny for thee but not for me!

Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 29, 2020 01:12 AM (ETVso)

9 I am now rethinking my opinion that rap is the most annoying form of noise labeled music.

Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2020 01:13 AM (sGobE)

10 Once again, for emphasis:

LOLGF

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:13 AM (Sf5HR)

11 Ball of confusion

and the band played on

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:13 AM (DLzZd)

12
just dessert...with cherries and whip cream...

Posted by: krusty at August 29, 2020 01:13 AM (EGpet)

13 EL OH EL GEE EFF

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:14 AM (Sf5HR)

14 LOLGF
LOLGF
LOLGF
And Wheeler was his name-o.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:15 AM (Sf5HR)

15 You were weak and stupid, Ted. Both of those offenses are considered by the universe as punishable by death.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 29, 2020 01:15 AM (Nal+u)

16 Reports of armed right-wingers showing up.

Sure you don't want to accept Trump's offer of Federal aid, Ted?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:16 AM (I2/tG)

17 Oh. Did I mention, LOLGF?

If I didn't, then LOLGF

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:17 AM (Sf5HR)

18 Stella!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2020 01:17 AM (CqTA/)

19 Every last one of these loser commie pricks, nationwide, needs to be *type* *delete* *retype* * no, can't say that* *taps temple* ostracized, yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 29, 2020 01:18 AM (08i/v)

20 Lol!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 29, 2020 01:18 AM (ldOBo)

21 Gimme an L
Gimme an O
Gimme an L
Gimme a G
Gimme an F

What does it spell?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:19 AM (Sf5HR)

22 The band is mostly shitty

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2020 01:19 AM (CqTA/)

23 Ted Squealer should be exiled to Venezuela. Pronto.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 29, 2020 01:20 AM (08i/v)

24 Dumb fuck thought the crocodile would eat goin last.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:20 AM (Sf5HR)

25 Correction - the armed right-wing militia has apparently showed up at the riot in Denver, not Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:21 AM (I2/tG)

26 Is this the real ONT?

Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:21 AM (WFMLs)

27 Gimme an L

Gimme an O

Gimme an L

Gimme a G

Gimme an F



What does it spell?



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:19 AM (Sf5HR)

Kick 'em in the other knee!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:21 AM (DLzZd)

28 Is this the real ONT?


Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:21 AM (WFMLs)

Is this just fantasy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:22 AM (DLzZd)

29 Or the true EMT?

Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:22 AM (WFMLs)

30 Occupier in red is a 1. She may be allowed to live in red America after she does restitution.

Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2020 01:22 AM (sGobE)

31 Little early for caroling

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2020 01:23 AM (CqTA/)

32 No escape from reality

Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:24 AM (WFMLs)

33 Correction - the armed right-wing militia has apparently showed up at the riot in Denver, not Portland.


Well how much good can they do from there? It's gotta be a twelve hour drive.


(Has ace ever stomped an ONT before?)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2020 01:24 AM (q2K0j)

34 I think I see what you're dping, Cicero...

All work and no play makes Ted LOLGF
All work and no play makes Ted LOLGF
All work
and
no play
makes
Ted
LOLGF
All work and no play makes Ted LOLGF
All work and no play makes Ted LOLGF

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM (08i/v)

35 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters.

They are complaining to building security.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM (I2/tG)

36 Whoa

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM (q53z0)

37 Maybe now he will get the picture.




Naw to stupid by far.


Will they burn the place down?



Idgaf!

Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2020 01:28 AM (0OmEj)

38 LOL.

Wheeler is, in fact, out of town.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:28 AM (I2/tG)

39 The Wheelers are coming off?

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:29 AM (q53z0)

40 Dude, I believed you when you said they would eventually come for everyone...didn't think it was gonna happen on the same day you called it though. now if you'll excuse me...I've got some pudding needs attending to.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 29, 2020 01:29 AM (0jZvB)

41 I would love for a right wing militia to show up just to point and laugh.

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:29 AM (q53z0)

42 35 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters.

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Cats, I hope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:30 AM (Sf5HR)

43 Will they burn the place down?



Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2020 01:28 AM (0OmEj)

Oh that would be just terrible. TERRIBLE. Terrible I say!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:31 AM (q53z0)

44 I suggest that people living in Wheeler's building urinate off of their balconies.

After all, throwing bags of urine at the cops is just part of peaceful protest.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:31 AM (I2/tG)

45 Late night ace is the best ace.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2020 01:31 AM (0OmEj)

46 41 I would love for a right wing militia to show up just to point and laugh.
Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:29 AM (q53z0)

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Muntz will come.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at August 29, 2020 01:31 AM (Sf5HR)

47 I wanna dip my balls in a giant bowl of LOLGF!

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 29, 2020 01:32 AM (0jZvB)

48 Feche la vache!

Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:32 AM (WFMLs)

49 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters.



They are complaining to building security.



Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM (I2/tG)

fecal balloons, one hopes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:32 AM (DLzZd)

50 Hope the cops refuse to show

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at August 29, 2020 01:33 AM (TVTAT)

51 Feche la vache!


Posted by: stumck at August 29, 2020 01:32 AM (WFMLs)

Jesus Christ! Run away!! Run away!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:33 AM (DLzZd)

52 Muntz will come.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at August 29, 2020 01:31 AM (Sf5HR)

LOL, or should I say...

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 01:34 AM (q53z0)

53 Irony meter off the charts.
Life comes at you fast, Teddy boy.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 29, 2020 01:36 AM (+3rQF)

54 Classic!

Popcorn futures: Up!

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:36 AM (HEEq1)

55 I honestly do not care what happens to Wheeler.
They could drag him down and cut him into pieces. Don't care.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 29, 2020 01:37 AM (L2ZTs)

56 If the police are summoned for his apartment and none other, the President should hold him and the city directly responsible for all Antifa damage.

Posted by: trev006 at August 29, 2020 01:37 AM (A0aOP)

57 Remember, the first people the Bolsheviks killed were the Mensheviks.

Only after disposing with their rival communists did they turn their attention to imposing totalitarianism on everyone else.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:39 AM (HEEq1)

58 Would love to hear the screaming over Wheeler's phone right now with whoever is running the police department.

"We've called dozens of times!! Why won't you come??!!"
"You don't want our help. We're just a bunch of dumbshit Trump-supporting redneck stupid racists, remember?..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 29, 2020 01:40 AM (L2ZTs)

59 The Mensheviks always lose to the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 29, 2020 01:42 AM (Cbv9I)

60 Damn. Zombie beat me.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 29, 2020 01:43 AM (Cbv9I)

61 I don't care what ideology these people follow. They are retarded. Why are retarded people allowed to overrun a city?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 29, 2020 01:43 AM (CLteG)

62 I hear Wheeler's condo is located at the intersection of Good and Hard.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2020 01:45 AM (Ti+Tv)

63 (Transcript of actual Weather Underground meeting in the early '70s, as remembered by FBI infiltrator)

Bernadine Dohrn: "With sufficient indoctrination and education, we will get 90% of the populace to agree with us and support the revolution."

Weather Underground droogies: "Yeah Right on!"

FBI Infiltrator posing as radical: "OK, but if there are 250 million people in the US and we only get 90% on board with us -- what do we do with the other 25 million??"

Bill Ayers: "Kill them."

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:45 AM (HEEq1)

64 It's drama for retarded people.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 29, 2020 01:46 AM (CLteG)

65 FBI Infiltrator posing as radical: "OK, but if there are 250 million people in the US and we only get 90% on board with us -- what do we do with the other 25 million??"

Bill Ayers: "Kill them."
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:45 AM (HEEq1)

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He seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:46 AM (Sf5HR)

66 Retarded people are overrunning the city because simpletons elected morons to govern them.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 29, 2020 01:47 AM (Cbv9I)

67
what is that mutha fookers name who sent psychotics into Trump rallies to start fight?

Robert Caramer?
Richard Creamer?


What the fock is he doing now?

There is no way this is not orchestrated?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 29, 2020 01:48 AM (GIeIM)

68 Black Panther Chadwick Boseman has passed.

Actually liked the guy. 43 years old.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2020 01:48 AM (NJXJJ)

69 I think this would make even Spock laugh a little.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 29, 2020 01:49 AM (CLteG)

70 Bill Ayers: "Kill them."
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:45 AM (HEEq1)

I have this vision of Ayers laying in the streets of Chicago with a bayonet up his ass bleeding out like Muammar Gaddafi.

Of course, that could be after he's dead in Hell.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2020 01:49 AM (Ti+Tv)

71 Where have you gone
Kyle Rittenhouse?
Our nation turn its lonely eyes to you
woo woo woo.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 01:49 AM (HEEq1)

72 "He seems nice."

Just a guy from the neighborhood, right?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 29, 2020 01:50 AM (Cbv9I)

73
can a smart person differentiate between Bolsheviks and Mensheviks??

They were both fookin commies right?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 29, 2020 01:51 AM (GIeIM)

74 I feel for the other resedents. Only to the extent that they choose to live in a vulnerable place. I suppose support for the mayor is close to 100% from inside that building.



Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2020 01:51 AM (0OmEj)

75 This warms my happy heart.

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 29, 2020 01:51 AM (FJrl0)

76 Rules For Radicals was a battle plan, not a suicide pact!

Posted by: Saul Alinsky, pulling out his hair in Hell at August 29, 2020 01:52 AM (HEEq1)

77 -Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters-

what a great 4th story piss that could be

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 29, 2020 01:52 AM (GIeIM)

78 Antifa concert LOL bring back the grunge

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 29, 2020 01:53 AM (FJrl0)

79 "can a smart person differentiate between Bolsheviks and Mensheviks??

"They were both fookin commies right?"

Dohrn is a Menshevik. Ayers is a Bolshevik.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at August 29, 2020 01:53 AM (Cbv9I)

80 can a smart person differentiate between Bolsheviks and Mensheviks??


I used to assume that there must be some philosophical difference (and worked off what I took to be a German cognate for Human), but I think they just mean minority and majority.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2020 01:53 AM (q2K0j)

81 So now they have moved on from 70s protest to 80s grunge rock. It's all a big PROTEST CON.
Hilarious that they got Wheeler's apartment.

Posted by: PJ at August 29, 2020 01:53 AM (qlTN9)

82 They were both fookin commies right?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 29, 2020 01:51 AM (GIeIM)

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Mensheviks were Commie-lite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2020 01:54 AM (Sf5HR)

83 Ah, I know, water cannon filled with hot diarrhea.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 29, 2020 01:54 AM (CLteG)

84 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters-



what a great 4th story piss that could be

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 29, 2020 01:52 AM (GIeIM)

windage and elevation!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2020 01:54 AM (DLzZd)

85 Police Called, But No One Responds


Justice,

Posted by: Greange at August 29, 2020 01:56 AM (YUx7z)

86 In all honesty this looks like a performance piece of loud annoying hjppie protest. Arrest these fucks for sure i doubt it will get too violent.



One can hope though.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2020 02:00 AM (0OmEj)

87 what is that mutha fookers name who sent psychotics into Trump rallies to start fight?
Robert Caramer?
Richard Creamer?
Posted by: will choose a nic later
I think it was Bob Creamer.

Posted by: MikeM at August 29, 2020 02:00 AM (HUUzL)

88 likely been said before but:

LOLGF.

i am completely out of GAS.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2020 02:00 AM (KEX6Y)

89 They should not stop until Wheeler defunds himself.

Biden should also defund himself for the patchouli children.

Posted by: Greange at August 29, 2020 02:01 AM (YUx7z)

90 Now, another mayor told me
To coddle Antifa and life is fine
But this riot makes no good sense
These kids have a resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein.
Another Fr-i-day night
And I'm trapped in my condo
The freaks are out there and I have no guard
Now, how I wish that the po-lice would save me
Hoist by my own petard.

Posted by: Sam Cooke at August 29, 2020 02:04 AM (HEEq1)

91 Bravo Sam Cooke!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 29, 2020 02:05 AM (L2ZTs)

92 Help me Donald-Wan!!!! You're my only hope!

Posted by: Princess Ted Wheeler at August 29, 2020 02:06 AM (q53z0)

93 Welcome to the Party, Pal!!!

Posted by: John McClane at August 29, 2020 02:07 AM (q53z0)

94 BREAKING NEWS: Mayor Wheeler caught desperately trying to flush himself out of his condo via the toilet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 29, 2020 02:07 AM (L2ZTs)

95 Goodnight all.
Hopefully by tomorrow Wheeler's entire building will have been burned down, with him inside it. I don't give a fcuk anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 29, 2020 02:09 AM (L2ZTs)

96 So to Ted Wheeler and my old college friend who lives in NW Portland who told me Trump is evil and the spirit of Portland is protest: HAHAHAHAHAHA. Hope your house is nowhere near there girl.

Posted by: keena at August 29, 2020 02:09 AM (RiTnx)

97 Where are the Russian Secret Police and some aerosolized carfentanyl when you need them?

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 02:09 AM (HEEq1)

98 So now...events call us to be a little more less than silent.....

how about we flash the Ayers and Bernardine Rae Dohrn couple in their neighborhoods?

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 02:09 AM (u1WYs)

99
Those are exactly the people who should be voting.

On all issues.

And the loudest voices heard.

That much is undeniable.


**

CNN: your take ?

Posted by: 20200829 at August 29, 2020 02:11 AM (kxUnS)

100 Trump needs to tweet the Kermit sipping tea meme.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2020 02:14 AM (2HIdp)

101 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters.



They are complaining to building security.



Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM (I2/tG)


Hopefully, security lobbed a stapler at the head of the complainer.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 29, 2020 02:16 AM (nAiE/)

102 Time to BREACH post,

Run them over...every day....Flash Bang their asses....every day,,,unleash 17 year old's with 30 round mags on their asses...every day.......until the Effin Baby Boomers stand tall and do the honorable CLEAN UP ON ISLE 5!!

Yeah we made this mess....time to fix this sh(t....

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 02:20 AM (u1WYs)

103 OMG!!!

I'm gonna sleep with a smile on my face tonight.

But...just where is Hizz Honor???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2020 02:21 AM (axyOa)

104 Life in Portland, 2020:

We walked away for a bit because we heard 10 gun shots. About .9 miles away from the park and seems to completely unrelated to the protests. We heard it was possibly shot from a car in a residential neighborhood and no one appears to be hurt

Two neighbors say there was street racing happening right before and it was related to the racing

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 02:22 AM (I2/tG)

105 Life comes at you fast.

@realdonaldtrump 2:24am 8/29/20

Posted by: But not really at August 29, 2020 02:25 AM (q53z0)

106 My wife flew into Portland this evening, but they immediately headed out of town.

Hoo boy.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2020 02:25 AM (2HIdp)

107 "I want to thank the thousands of you who have come out to oppose the Trump administration's occupation of this city," Mayor Ted Wheeler told hundreds of people gathered downtown near the federal courthouse. "The reason this is important is it is not just happening in Portland... we're on the front line here in Portland." -Ted Wheeler 7/23/20

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 02:25 AM (q53z0)

108 Wonder if bbc anyone woke PDT up so he could have a good chuckle. What are the odds on a Trump tweet ?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 29, 2020 02:26 AM (QCS41)

109 Is Wheeler fiddling on the roof of his condo?

Posted by: vbmoneyspender at August 29, 2020 02:26 AM (mej0r)

110 Antifa complaining that there aren't enough people at the second planned riot, near the Portland police union offices.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 02:27 AM (I2/tG)

111 Trump destroyed ISIS in his first term. What do you think he will do to antifa in his second?

Posted by: ... at August 29, 2020 02:29 AM (q53z0)

112 Where are the Russian Secret Police and some aerosolized carfentanyl when you need them?
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2020 02:09 AM

...

Yeah. Don't get taken hostage in Russia.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2020 02:30 AM (2HIdp)

113 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 29, 2020 02:31 AM (vuisn)

114 Trump destroyed ISIS in his first term. What do you think he will do to antifa in his second?
Posted by: ...

...

Hit them right in the Soros, I hope.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2020 02:32 AM (2HIdp)

115 I am hopeful, given the current trajectory of the out of control Leftist dogma...that they will begin to "eat their young" very soon...

The MSM will have nothing left to but commit mass leaping's from high buildings....(I hear the CNN buildings average 10 stories +!!

So step off.....just step off...

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 02:42 AM (u1WYs)

116 I don't know who/what bipoc is. A chip on each shoulder?

Perhaps someone knows what Team 'the Squad' plays for?
Ted, and many of these other 'mayors', already may be on that 'Team'?
...Besides Team Evil, of course. Maybe Team Barry.






Posted by: lunatic fringe-i know i'm out there. at August 29, 2020 02:43 AM (Mce6+)

117 I'd smile if on November 4th, while the media are apoplectic over Trump's winning a second term, that he has a drone strike takes out Soros for not raising his hand for Black Lives Matter.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2020 02:44 AM (Ti+Tv)

118 35 Rioters are saying that people in Wheeler's apartment building are throwing things at the rioters.

They are complaining to building security.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 01:26 AM

Would be hilarious if the condo's HOA puts it to a vote and kicks Wheeler out of the building for being the source of deteriorating quality of life for the other residents. I would assume it's a pretty expensive building.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 29, 2020 02:47 AM (qe5CM)

119 Bolsheviki and Mensheviki. These were terms coined (AIUI) by the former. Of course the "Bs" were the radical minority who got the rubes to follow them by claiming they were the majority (bolshoi = great, greater).

Back in the reign of error the equivalent was "we are the 99%". If these types ever get smart, evil leaders they will certainly stay in power by having 99% vote in elections. Same bolshie gameplan.

Posted by: Im29too at August 29, 2020 02:47 AM (KuiSd)

120 ace!

Good morning from the left coast.

I commented a while ago that I hope Wheeler is popular in his building.

Of course, Portland, mostly idiots, so he probably is.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 02:50 AM (OTzUX)

121 I would assume it's a pretty expensive building.

Expensive enough to have a security guard in the lobby.

Wheeler's going through a divorce - this isn't his normal residence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2020 02:50 AM (I2/tG)

122 This, Mr. Wheeler, is why you shouldn't drink soy milk.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 29, 2020 02:52 AM (SchxB)

123 One lurker's opinion: best commenters in general are rhomboid and Tom Servo.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 02:54 AM (4T0hX)

124 Unfortunately, "stuff" like this usually gets out of hand and take everybody that can't reach Minimum Safe Distance with it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Musicology Critic ... at August 29, 2020 02:54 AM (LPnfS)

125 Trump up late (he's not really human and apparently does not sleep), repeating his tweet that if Portland doesn't shape up, he'll fix it for them. Kinda surprised when I saw a similar one earlier. Confident he's sussed it out with DHS, DOJ and others and they just don't see any alternative if things continue downward.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 02:57 AM (OTzUX)

126 It is a pity this couldn't happen to someone like Gavin Newsom as well.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 02:58 AM (4T0hX)

127 I categorically deny any financial relationship to lurker "some guy out west".

Categorically.

Any questions should be directed to my counsel at Perkins Coie.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 02:59 AM (OTzUX)

128 some guy - after the jaw-dropping s**t unleashed on CA today (virus insanity), if there isn't *some* kind of revolt in CA, it will be truly a sign the populace here is now North Korean or Russian, or might as well be, in their submissive ignorance.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 03:00 AM (OTzUX)

129 Teddy could always call the Proud Boys and beg for their help.

Posted by: Abdul Alhazred at August 29, 2020 03:00 AM (NvFiZ)

130 I don't know Wheeler's situation, but if he is/was a parent, I imagine he's the type that buys his kid the candy they're throwing a fit about in the grocery store just to shut it up and show them he's the good guy, not knowing he's only inspiring further poor behavior.

Posted by: Jarrod at August 29, 2020 03:01 AM (4mBS8)

131 Maybe Ted Wheeler needs to attend some of those consciousness raising events so popular at Sandia Labs nowadays.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:02 AM (4T0hX)

132 Trump's 2nd tweet on the topic mentions lives lost being the trigger, don't recall first tweet having any specific trigger like that, more general.

But both basically an ultimatum. Odd thing to do if you don't mean it, especially with all the focus there will be on it. But Trump has skated kind of close to ultimatum followed by bupkis before.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 03:03 AM (OTzUX)

133 I say.....

Crush Portland...and Crush the Pearl....lesson...you go Anti-American....you get the horns of the Constitution.

Gotta love our Founding Fathers....like they almost anticipated this shit...though sure they never even imagined women with Blue/Pink hair.....

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 03:06 AM (u1WYs)

134 California is burnt toast. As an index of our mass hysteria here, there is some proposal here to make the current mandatory outdoor restaurant dining a permanent thing. I cannot get out of here fast enough.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:06 AM (4T0hX)

135 So ARC - any good action in Denver?

There was something in Raleigh earlier. NC's been absent from the Roll Call of Idiocy and Destruction, at least since the War on History and Legacy portion of the Great National Racist-Totalitarian Festival kicked off with the passing of St George Floyd in May.

And just because things keep reminding me of it, I think there's a non-trivial chance of the US Olympic team situation becoming quite lit next year. John Carlos/the other guy who's name I forget, X 10,000,000.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 03:06 AM (OTzUX)

136 I sure hope all those good people redecorating Wheeler's condo are wearing magical face diapers. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:09 AM (4T0hX)

137 I hadn't heard of the outdoor dining thing - sounds completely untenable - but I expected the temporary booze-to-go permits to be something the hospitality industry would seek to make permanent.

There was some minor "concession" on allowing some natgas power plants to continue their operation longer, which must have resulted from blowback over the blackouts.

So there is *some* sign of sentient life in CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 03:10 AM (OTzUX)

138 Has anyone in recent history self-owned as hard as Ted Wheeler? That letter refusing federal help and now this? There is my God, Mr. Riddick.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 29, 2020 03:12 AM (H5knJ)

139 Gov. Getty Boy here in Cali.."COVID will be with us for a long time!"

No BOY.....you be tripping.....time to take a VA-CA in....

Not Here......(Hair gel be stiffin his brain cells....)

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 03:14 AM (u1WYs)

140 You would think, given that commercial real estate people buy a lot of influence at city hall, they would not want to see all of their assets decimated just so people can continue to indulge in face mask shamanism.

But magical thinking apparently overpowers even the profit motive.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:15 AM (4T0hX)

141 Consider: are people looking at their old photographs and home videos, and saying to themselves "Remember how great it was when viruses weren't dangerous?"

Homo sapiens indeed suffers from declining intelligence.

Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:21 AM (4T0hX)

142 Yikers. Ace rings in in the wee hours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2020 03:22 AM (DMQdU)

143 Time for me to bail and post up with the Reme in my side yard and a fine cigar...

Sleep the sleep of Kings and Queens Horde....


Nightwatch out.....

Posted by: Nightwatch with Rem Dragon breath at August 29, 2020 03:22 AM (u1WYs)

144 Maybe he should call the President for help.
Oh, wait...

Posted by: Evan Carter at August 29, 2020 03:23 AM (lVVPN)

145 Sublime

Posted by: Summer of Love at August 29, 2020 03:24 AM (FJrl0)

146 Hilarious. Maybe they're there to occupy Wheeler's wife's vagina.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 29, 2020 03:31 AM (l0Dc6)

147
ahhaa the Ace stomp bringeth jolly tidings ,,,
nothing finer then a leftist puke being harassed by lefter commie pukes...
And a tip for the pantifaites,,, get a better band if you want to draw a

crowd.. like Angus and Malcolms

Let there be Rock.... https://tinyurl.com/qxo8bpc

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 03:32 AM (pyQkH)

148 #FirstWorldProblems

in as the 52nd to mention that...
sympathy: it's in the dictionary, right between "shit" and "syphilis" ...

and worth what they are.

FOAD, shitbird!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2020 03:34 AM (gVCVQ)

149 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. If they get arrested I'm chipping in on bail, legal fees, deodorant, whatever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 29, 2020 03:35 AM (l0Dc6)

150
"Maybe he should call the President for help.

Oh, wait..."

Yeah Evan,,, the irony couldn't be any sweeter unless Trump
planned it...

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 03:36 AM (pyQkH)

151 hm

Posted by: not so at August 29, 2020 03:51 AM (HALdu)

152 Halfhearted. Cmon Portlanders slow the world what a real protest against injustice looks like. Make your progressive mayor proud. Burn his million dollar condo down! Very disappointing.

Posted by: Bob at August 29, 2020 03:55 AM (2YYi+)

153 To quote a great, if not often sober, Scottish Youtube philosopher, "Nah, it'll be fine."

Not for Ted, obviously, it'll suck for him. But then I suspect it already sucks being Ted Wheeler anyway.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at August 29, 2020 03:56 AM (wj3wn)

154 show

Posted by: Bob at August 29, 2020 03:56 AM (2YYi+)

155 Are they trying to get trump re-elected yes. A biden victory does nothing positive for the left.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at August 29, 2020 03:57 AM (Krh0J)

156 A cattle prod and some righteous anger would break that shit up.

The cowering mass of useless skin aka the mayor would not know that.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:02 AM (DSKYx)

157

" A biden victory does nothing positive for the left."
Actually Exodus,,, biteme will be sent to the ol folks home after being
declared Brain deficient,, Kamaltoe will take over and Hitlery will be

brought on board as VP,, there will be another strange suicide to the

whore of color and Shitlery will get her spot she's longed for for so long....

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:05 AM (pyQkH)

158 As for Chadwick Boseman, I suppose he'll now go from a decent actor who starred in an overhyped and overrated virtue signalling capeshit movie, to the greatest thespian who ever stuck his mug in front of a camera lens. A giant whose passing is the greatest tragedy to the arts since dear old Larry Olivier curled up his toes.

Though 43 is no age, RIP Chadwick.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at August 29, 2020 04:11 AM (wj3wn)

159
Fancy guitar work by Van Halen

https://tinyurl.com/yyd2l5js

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:12 AM (pyQkH)

160 Though 43 is no age, RIP Chadwick.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at August 29, 2020 04:11 AM (wj3wn)

Never heard of him.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:13 AM (DSKYx)

161 Lay down with dogs, get fleas.


(Has this one been done yet?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2020 04:14 AM (cI3Q7)

162 Larry Oliver. *snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2020 04:17 AM (cI3Q7)

163 Mr. Douchebag earned this Douchebag Reward.

Maybe he can move in with Lori Lightfoot -- She, after all, has a right to be protected. Go, Ted, and hide under her skirt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2020 04:18 AM (Z4rgH)

164 Some more fancy guitar work

https://youtu.be/tRK6NxgPlfo

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:20 AM (DSKYx)

165 A Rich Man Who Gave Everything scene from Fargo Season 1

https://youtu.be/s9TOWIc_KLU

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:22 AM (DSKYx)

166 I nominate Kevin Bacon to play Ted Wheeler.
Remain calm. All is well.

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 29, 2020 04:24 AM (FsgBK)

167
"Go, Ted, and hide under her skirt."

Or better yet Gnu,,, in her hair... no body's gonna fuck with

anything near that alien looking face...

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:29 AM (pyQkH)

168
"Some more fancy guitar work"
Not bad JSG,,, but was he drunk and high doing it like Van Halen????

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:31 AM (pyQkH)

169 Our trash service has been awful for 2 months now. Missed days and now this is the 2nd week they haven't stopped at all. They are blaming Covid, extra trash because of it, landfill backups, and the latest is parts for their trucks when they break down. I told the person on the orher end of the phone if they did not get here Friday that we were done.

They called again and said they couldn't make it today but Tomorrow Is Another Day !

And now I have to go to the dump and stop payment on the check Ms Dummy sent in yesterday for October-December's trash service after I told her not to.

FML

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:37 AM (DSKYx)

170 168
"Some more fancy guitar work"
Not bad JSG,,, but was he drunk and high doing it like Van Halen????
Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:31 AM (pyQkH)

Is there any other way to play ?

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:39 AM (DSKYx)

171

"Is there any other way to play ?"

Nope JSG,,, and it's also the best way to listen...

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:42 AM (pyQkH)

172 Nope JSG,,, and it's also the best way to listen...
Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:42 AM (pyQkH)

Yep LOL

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:47 AM (DSKYx)

173 Lawn Mower DUI

https://tinyurl.com/y5owt36d

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:48 AM (DSKYx)

174 Well well well

Chickens, meet roost.

I wonder what lib little sister in Portland will say today to minimize, deny, and collude with the violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2020 04:49 AM (EZebt)

175 174 Well well well

Chickens, meet roost.

I wonder what lib little sister in Portland will say today to minimize, deny, and collude with the violence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2020 04:49 AM (EZebt)

But Trump said pussy.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 04:55 AM (DSKYx)

176
"I wonder what lib little sister in Portland will say today to minimize
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

Might want to throw in how taxes will be skyrocketing to pay off

the 3 BILLION dollar suit by the family of the black teen killed in

chaz/chop..

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 04:56 AM (pyQkH)

177 You know this would be a 1000 comment thread if people were awake to appreciate it's stark, fitting beauty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 29, 2020 04:57 AM (cI3Q7)

178 some guy - after the jaw-dropping s**t unleashed on CA today (virus insanity), if there isn't *some* kind of revolt in CA, it will be truly a sign the populace here is now North Korean or Russian, or might as well be, in their submissive ignorance.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2020 03:00 AM (OTzUX)

===

I got up from my desk. Put my sunglasses and headphones on, told the girl I was leaving for the day. Now awake at 2 am stewing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2020 05:00 AM (EZebt)

179
Good morning and Ho Lee Fook!!

Ted should consider himself lucky. Trotsky got a splitting headache for crossing Stalin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2020 05:01 AM (s2VJv)

180 California is burnt toast. As an index of our mass hysteria here, there is some proposal here to make the current mandatory outdoor restaurant dining a permanent thing. I cannot get out of here fast enough.
Posted by: some guy out west at August 29, 2020 03:06 AM (4T0hX)

===

There are so many curbside booths being built in the street its like Jerusalem during Sukkot

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2020 05:03 AM (EZebt)

181 Mini Saturday early morning report from Sefton. Thanks jj.

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 29, 2020 05:06 AM (FsgBK)

182 Its 95% humidity in the middle of the night where I'm at. And someone left the door open to my my building in order to air it out after power was out this evening. Feels yucky in my bedroom with the cold, damp air. God, I hate Maryland this time of year. (I should move to Skyrim.)

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2020 05:07 AM (700n7)

183
Not sure if this was mentioned in this thread but...

Father of Man Killed in Seattle's CHAZ/CHOP Sues City, State for $3 BILLION

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/jeff-reynolds/2020/08/28/father-of-man-killed-in-seattles-

chaz-chop-sues-city-state-for-3-billion-n862979

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2020 05:07 AM (s2VJv)

184 181 Mini Saturday early morning report from Sefton. Thanks jj.
Posted by: Guam tipper at August 29, 2020 05:06 AM (FsgBK)


Comment 183 is all I got or gonna give! But this is stunning.

Mail In voting or not, no way Trump loses with this madness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2020 05:09 AM (s2VJv)

185 These Antifa people are stupid. They think they've been running riot for the last few months because nobody can stop us, maaaaan, when in fact they're being allowed to loot and burn because the mainstream left finds it useful.

And now they're biting the hand that feeds.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 29, 2020 05:10 AM (wGeit)

186 Black Panther Chadwick Boseman has passed.

Actually liked the guy. 43 years old.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2020 01:48 AM (NJXJJ)

Fought colon cancer for four years and never made it public. Bummer.

Only thing I saw him in was Black Panther. Really goofy movie with surprisingly good acting.

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2020 05:12 AM (1Yy3c)

187

"And now they're biting the hand that feeds.

Posted by: Ace's liver"

Smarts isn't a high requirement to be on team Riot....

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:13 AM (pyQkH)

188 I'm thinking by the end of Trumps second term, Chinese owned T-Bills will be declared null and void.
Just a random thought.

Posted by: Menack at August 29, 2020 05:13 AM (buTO7)

189 Well, late to the party, but lemme join right in :

LOLGF !


The Lord's mill grinds slowly, but it grinds exceeding fine.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 29, 2020 05:13 AM (vMGcs)

190
Kind of karmic in that earlier, Wheeler sent the President a rather snarky, insulting letter denying the president's offer to send troops to quell the violence.

Good and hard, Ted. Enjoy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2020 05:14 AM (s2VJv)

191 Mail In voting or not, no way Trump loses with this madness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2020 05:09 AM (s2VJv)

I think that's why they're running Joe/Blow and not some new marxist talent.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 05:18 AM (DSKYx)

192

Some more guitar work with Vaughan bros, Buddy Guy,
Clapton and Cray... what a hit list

https://tinyurl.com/k4tml2o Stevie's my fav god rest his soul....

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:18 AM (pyQkH)

193

"I think that's why they're running Joe/Blow and not some new marxist talent."

But JSG,,, what about joe n the ho's 15 percent lead over the Donald????

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:20 AM (pyQkH)

194 60 cents a round for reman 9.

What a world.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 05:21 AM (DSKYx)

195 Mayor man should relent and call Pres man for help, but he cannot be seen as selfishly reversing course now that his ox has been gored.
Still confused? You won't be after the next episode of Portland.

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 29, 2020 05:21 AM (FsgBK)

196 >>https://tinyurl.com/k4tml2o Stevie's my fav god rest his soul....
Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:18 AM (pyQkH)

Can you believe Thursday was the 30th anniversary of his death?

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 05:21 AM (Z/jzm)

197 Throwing large clay flower pots out the windows would be good. If that doesn't work, may boil a gallon of cooking oil and dump that out the window.

Posted by: Dave at August 29, 2020 05:22 AM (mXUCw)

198 But JSG,,, what about joe n the ho's 15 percent lead over the Donald????
Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:20 AM (pyQkH)

Hell, make it 20 points. 30.

Go for the moon.

186% chance of Biden winning !

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 05:22 AM (DSKYx)

199 For those of you morons who have never been, Portland is a jewel that has been turned into a literal pile of sh*t by its own people.

People who are convinced that not only are they our moral superiors, but that we are an evil they must vanquish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2020 05:24 AM (EZebt)

200

Good morn MLii,,, yeah 30 yr's goes by in a flash... to fast for sure

65 going to 75 thunder storms and showers... wet until Sun

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:26 AM (pyQkH)

201 66 to 76, sunny and b e a u t i f u l for the next few days. Had t-storms overnite. Broke the humidity. No more rain 'til Tuesday, assuming the weatherpeoples have it right.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 05:30 AM (Z/jzm)

202 Those darn BLMshevics.

Posted by: sTevo at August 29, 2020 05:30 AM (OJ84k)

203
....never assume....

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 05:30 AM (Z/jzm)

204 199 For those of you morons who have never been, Portland is a jewel that has been turned into a literal pile of sh*t by its own people.


I have only been to Portland once. Last fall just after some rioting the week before. Ate at a restaurant named Q, no relation, and got a voodoo donut. Public transit was nice. Enjoyed my short visit but was glad to leave.

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 29, 2020 05:31 AM (FsgBK)

205
", Portland is a jewel that has been turned into a literal pile of sh*t"

Yeah SFpsycho,,, someone posted a link in yesterday ONT...
it's not far behind the streets of San Fran... These ass hats say they

have to tear it down to rebuild... those two places prove they can't build
crap...well really they do crap......all over

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:33 AM (pyQkH)

206 I think all of this is kind of what Charles Manson had in mind. AntiFa is his dream.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at August 29, 2020 05:33 AM (o9SaY)

207 The quote above on Ayers and indoctrination leaves me optimistic because the indoctrination was undertaken by our public school system. I don't think they can even teach propaganda effectively.

It would be a great sign of hope if Trump makes big gains with blacks. Maybe he has an opening because the schools have failed them so miserably that most never even learned their basic indoctrination lessons.

Posted by: Dave at August 29, 2020 05:34 AM (mXUCw)

208
"
66 to 76, sunny and b e a u t i f u l for the next few days."
Sounds great MLii,,, get out and enjoy it and forget the riot shit going on....

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:35 AM (pyQkH)

209 66 to 76, sunny and b e a u t i f u l for the next few days. Had t-storms overnite. Broke the humidity. No more rain 'til Tuesday, assuming the weatherpeoples have it right.
Posted by: My life is insanity

That's where my rain went to!
The big green clouds were moving on towards Rockford and got my hopes up and then...Poof, They went away.
Start up the sprinklers again

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:40 AM (vd8XM)

210 Hope you get some good soaking rain soon, Bruce!

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)

211
"That's where my rain went to!"
Yeah Bruce,,, fast moving storm front... it get's here a in a few hr's...

I can catch some in buckets if you need it..

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 05:43 AM (pyQkH)

212 I can catch some in buckets if you need it..
Posted by: beanervt

Thanks!
I'll be over to pick it up later

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)

213
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2020 05:48 AM (wQ7Pg)

214 Two questions...

1. Can someone explain to me why I'm awake?

Second 1. Can we blame this on white people?

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2020 05:51 AM (1Yy3c)

215 Slept poorly. Kept having those dreams that wake you with a start, and you have to think if they were real or not.

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 05:51 AM (Z/jzm)

216 They called a Tet, but nobody sounded the alarm.

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2020 05:52 AM (XhWtx)

217 I'm sure that the building that Mayor ted lives in is insured.

Let it burn

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)

218 hey joe, where you going with that hole in your head

Posted by: x at August 29, 2020 05:56 AM (nFwvY)

219 214 Two questions...

1. Can someone explain to me why I'm awake?

Second 1. Can we blame this on white people?
Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2020 05:51 AM (1Yy3c)

1. I turned the coffee pot on.

2. Always.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 05:56 AM (DSKYx)

220 A Trump victory allows the left to go full retard. When i see rattlesnakes or alligators, I think boots not food.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 29, 2020 05:56 AM (4vNgL)

221 Portland police 911 calls now play Lionel Ritchies 'Hello, is it me your looking for?'

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:57 AM (vd8XM)

222 214 Two questions...

1. Can someone explain to me why I'm awake?

Second 1. Can we blame this on white people?

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2020 05:51 AM (1Yy3c)

1. Because humidity

1-2. Probably not

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2020 05:58 AM (700n7)

223 220 A Trump victory allows the left to go full retard.

That happened in '16.

Posted by: jsg at August 29, 2020 05:58 AM (DSKYx)

224 A Trump victory allows the left to go full retard. When i see rattlesnakes or alligators, I think boots not food.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

I think they'll go full retard no matter what

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

225 Will the cops actually show up and arrest these dipshits?

Show up and laugh and leave?

Put the entire building on call block?

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 29, 2020 05:58 AM (cknjq)

226
"
Kept having those dreams that wake you with a start"

Yeah MLii,, i get those a lot buy most of them are triggered by the
freaking cat picking or licking me...

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 06:00 AM (pyQkH)

227
She is talking about this (extermination):

----

youtube com/watch? v=VlN2t0oERHk

----

It is not a secret.

It has been in my bookmarks for a very long time.

I had not revisited this bookmark since my daughter was born.

Posted by: 20200829 at August 29, 2020 06:00 AM (kxUnS)

228 EMT is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 06:00 AM (vd8XM)

229 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 29, 2020 06:01 AM (vMGcs)

230 >>I'm sure that the building that Mayor ted lives in is insured.

Let it burn
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)

Ok, I laughed.

A Seattle based group that offers free food to rioters eas stopped and arrrested near Kenosha. Were filling gas cans at a Speedway. --They said--it was for their generators. "Also found in the vehicles, according to the police statement, were helmets, gas masks, protective vests, illegal fireworks and suspected controlled substances."

Posted by: My life is insanity at August 29, 2020 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)

231

"play Lionel Ritchies 'Hello, is it me your looking for?'"

yeah Bruce,,, and the on hold line uses the "Force" one
this isn't the cops your looking for...

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 06:03 AM (pyQkH)

232 tfw you fucked up twice. (1) you bought a condo (2) in a building with a marxist mayor for a neighbor.

Posted by: x at August 29, 2020 06:04 AM (nFwvY)

233 Buddy Guy > Jimi Hendryx

"All Along The Watch Tower" was a tour de force, though.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2020 06:07 AM (GZ+At)

234 Whodda thunk the Unabomber was on the nail.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at August 29, 2020 06:07 AM (wj3wn)

235

In local news the Electric Plane Co. at Burlington airport has
completed the 1st step by flying piper cubs fitted with the Ele

engines to be used in the drone's... the carbon fiber and aluminum
drone craft are in the process of being assembled..

Posted by: beanervt at August 29, 2020 06:07 AM (pyQkH)

236 222 214 Two questions...

1. Can someone explain to me why I'm awake?

Second 1. Can we blame this on white people?

Posted by: Robert at August 29, 2020 05:51 AM (1Yy3c)

1. Because humidity

1-2. Probably not
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 29, 2020 05:58 AM (700n7)

***********************

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Talcumn X or some other white guilt tripped leftist spastic. at August 29, 2020 06:09 AM (wj3wn)

237 I will never understand how one goes to a dinner at these people's house, unless one thinks they are invincible.


It is written:

Thou shalt not test the Lord.

Posted by: 20200829 at August 29, 2020 06:11 AM (kxUnS)

238 Schadenfreude!

Posted by: Steve Turner at August 29, 2020 06:37 AM (vHb93)

239 Is it July 14th?

Posted by: tmitsss at August 29, 2020 06:53 AM (u1PVE)

240 Next they will come for your wealth. NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 29, 2020 07:07 AM (NkY95)

241 59 The Mensheviks always lose to the Bolsheviks.

***

Coffee spewed. Thanks.

Posted by: Ray at August 29, 2020 07:31 AM (Men5k)

242 Condign punishment for the mayor; not for the building staff and not (one suspects) for a great many of his neighbors.

Posted by: Art Deco at August 29, 2020 07:33 AM (1BrBu)

243 Can the apartment management evict him as a nuisance?

Posted by: FloridaMan at August 29, 2020 07:43 AM (HCeRP)

244 "Black Panther Chadwick Boseman has passed."

That's a shame; he was a good actor. There's a movie on Netflix called "Message from the King" starring him that I would recommend to fans of dark crime movies.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 29, 2020 08:26 AM (tRd71)

245 Has antifa found Wheeler's dildo stash?

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2020 08:36 AM (Y274z)

246 Please, my schandenboner can only get so erect.

Posted by: rechill at August 29, 2020 08:54 AM (lYLWl)

247 "Your Call Is Very Important To Us. Please Stay On The Line For the Next Available 911 Dispatcher, Mr. Mayor."

Posted by: Gork at August 29, 2020 09:01 AM (VmQ66)

248 it must be nice to live in a condo with its own security guards during such a lawless time in Portland. If only there existed a similar system for the general public

Posted by: 29Victor at August 29, 2020 09:09 AM (BJKQV)

249 "Police Called, But No One Responds"

Anarchy's all fun and games until it's your condo complex that gets "occupied."

Posted by: chaz706 at August 29, 2020 09:09 AM (FZrFm)

250 It must have been the snowflake brigade. The REAL PEACEFUL PROTESTERS would have burned the building to the ground.

Posted by: MadMike at August 29, 2020 09:18 AM (kg5oh)

251 Gee, what a surprise. Its amazing that Republicans like McConnell don't understand that once the Left/communists take full control people like him and even Romney and the rest of the squishes will be executed right alongside Trump and the rest of us.

I guess they've been assured by Soros and Bezos and Chairman Xi that they'll be protected. I'm sure the Republicans can rely on the word of the 'ends justify the means' gang when the wokemob starts demanding the sacrifice of wrongthinkers to appease Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 29, 2020 09:22 AM (lRrON)

252 LMFAO
I thought maybe this was a joke. But we live in a world beyond parody.
I hope they eat him alive, on livestream, taking donations. Hell I'll even chip in.

Posted by: JBirks at August 29, 2020 10:11 AM (r9ljH)

253 245 Has antifa found Wheeler's dildo stash?
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2020 08:36 AM (Y274z)

No, he hid them up his ass.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 29, 2020 10:27 AM (X8jzD)

254 The word for places without police without tech or replacements is...uninhabited

Posted by: Mike at August 29, 2020 10:34 AM (EOMoX)

255 I didn't think the band sounded that bad.

Posted by: RTW at August 29, 2020 10:43 AM (jJlJu)

256 I've got a photo buried somewhere on my phone of some graffiti done on about the 3-4th floor of an urban building that says "When all else fails, call in an airstrike".

I travel for a living so I don't exactly remember where I saw this, but I think it was Portland. Seems apt, even if it was somewhere else.

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at August 29, 2020 10:54 AM (ZP+K2)

257 Greetings:

Me, I'm thinking that nice things happen to deserving people,

Posted by: 11B40 at August 29, 2020 11:03 AM (evgyj)

258 We're sending in the Social Worker Squad, that will solve everything. Of course, they're not on round-the-clock scheduling, and Monday's Labor Day, so, gonna take a bit to get them mobilized, but hey, they'll get right on it, Mr Mayor.

Posted by: megaera at August 29, 2020 11:50 AM (5YofW)

259 What's on his computer?

Posted by: Fondolo at August 29, 2020 02:01 PM (dyAha)

260 Remember, if these people have their way and their preferred party takes over in 2020, white genocide occurs by 2030. Most of these ingrates will go before us with the guns.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 29, 2020 11:52 PM (SH7Tr)

261 A bit OT but, a typical headline from a couple of days ago:

Peaceful Oakland protest of Jacob Blake shooting ends in vandalism, fires across downtown

https://tinyurl.com/y54kv7sh

Posted by: PeaceAin'tOurStrength at August 30, 2020 08:13 PM (BBWrU)

262 Get fucked, Ted.

I hope they burn it down and use poop to put out the flames.

Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at August 31, 2020 10:33 AM (6MoD2)

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