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PBS' Bloated Hatesow Yamiche Alcindor: You Know What Paraplegic Madison Cawthorne Was Standing For When He Dramatically Stood Up...?
That's Right, White Supremacy

Madison Cawthorn ended his RNC speech dramatically, exhorting people to take a "radical stand" in favor of freedom.

Ugly-as-sin charity hire, optimized ringworm breeding area, future bedsore magnet, and full-on racist Yamiche Alcinder got triggered.


Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 06:47 PM (5CJXD)

2 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 06:48 PM (U2p+3)

3 Almost!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 06:48 PM (U2p+3)

4 I bet she has a cock the size of *Lou* Alcindor.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at August 27, 2020 06:48 PM (+G2jw)

5 eww

Posted by: ringworm at August 27, 2020 06:49 PM (luzVb)

6 Hamsters and woodpeckers. Small animals should be wary around Nurse R.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 27, 2020 06:49 PM (/1zPL)

7 Miller must have brought in writers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (oSdDE)

8 You pay her salary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (UWqZJ)

9 Don't worry. I got this.

Posted by: Type 2 Diabetes at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (iydjf)

10 Rigellan bloodworms are revolted by Yamiche.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (OlD94)

11 When all you have is race baiting, you race bait.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (JUOKG)

12 I don't think this guy is some stiff that showed up to protest. I suspect he's an organizer at some level, considering his fake paramedic hat and his stated membership in People's Revolution Movement, whatever that is.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


It's a far left group. Farther left than Burn Loot Murder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (5CJXD)

13 I get it... No matter what you say and do or how you live your life... If you're white you are racist KKK white supremacist.. Now pay out those reparations and shut up honky

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)

14 Black heart, dry vagina.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (NJXJJ)

15 OT, Ace, but here's a photo of Blake with the karambit knife:
https://tinyurl.com/y5teyj48

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (an7Mv)

16 Going to nominate the thread underneath for HOF consideration.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (/1zPL)

17 What an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (cI3Q7)

18 I see White People!

Posted by: Yamichee and her 7th sense at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

19 Direct rebuke ?

Yup, it was. Good for him.

Fuck all the lying knee-taking sumbitches.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (vMGcs)

20 It was a direct rebuke of actions by ppl -- including black athletes who are currently sitting out games -- protesting police brutality.

So fucking what?

#fuckblacklivesmatter

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (H5knJ)

21 Figures

Posted by: Where are all the sick people at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (nzKWW)

22 Somewhere there's a front-end loader staged and ready to haul her out of the picture window of her living room when she needs medical care.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (unn44)

23 nearly 40 missing children rescued by US Marshals in sex traffickingring bust

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/
1299108953801076741

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 06:51 PM (J8nVw)

24
Same bitch who wants to cancel Tucker two or three threads down??

Busy little beaver today.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (uu733)

25 Wait, she's willingly drawing attention to a crippled white guy doing a simple physical activity the top black athletes are incapable of?

Hahaha

"Thanks for the help!"
- Trump

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (Xrkl6)

26 Eh, this needs to come to blows, so that some people catch a folding chair across what passes for their face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (XrCyE)

27 Yamiche? Is she Japanese? A sumo wrestler perhaps

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (Zmnko)

28 They always have to make everything about their victim status.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

29
Whoa. Bad sock. Bad.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2020 06:52 PM (uu733)

30 NHL postpones it's playoff games in solidarity with the NBA, which has just decided to resume its playoff games.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (wiXsO)

31 Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!!!

Dr

Posted by: Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Love Da Bomb at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (iamsX)

32 It was a direct rebuke of actions by ppl -- including black athletes who are currently sitting out games -- protesting police brutality.

Well now that you mention it...those "athletes" are ungrateful millionaire turds with no redeeming qualities.


Fuck them. And you.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (luzVb)

33 Free speech is only for black multimillionaires!!

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (Xrkl6)

34 Gee; She might have convinced me to send a few bucks to his campaign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (WkPC9)

35 >>It was a direct rebuke of actions by ppl -- including black athletes who are currently sitting out games -- protesting police brutality.

Yes, it was.

And the next time these boots don't shine like hot silver the sass will be beat right out of you.

Go make some biscuits or sing or something.

Posted by: Zod at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (xK9An)

36 Her shit's all fucked up and her twitter feed's retarded.

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

37 8 You pay her salary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (UWqZJ)

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The domestication of donkeys cut her value on the labor market by more than half.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (QFY2e)

38 They are after our precious bodily fluids!!!

Posted by: Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Love Da Bomb at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (iamsX)

39 Fuck these people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

40 I get it... No matter what you say and do or how you live your life... If you're white you are racist KKK white supremacist.. Now pay out those reparations and shut up honky
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State



That's a piss poor formula for getting me to come around to one's side.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (5CJXD)

41 She seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (Rvt88)

42 Madison Cawthorne made it a point to stand, unlike all the other people at the RNC who spoke sitting down. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Yamiche Alcindor at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (mNhhD)

43 Yamiche couldn't spell Capiche...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (OlD94)

44 According to Wikipedia, Yamiche Alcindor was born in Miami of Haitian parents.

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (ExnWy)

45 I liked it better when heavy women were pleasant

Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (nFwvY)

46 Bitch, you look like a Troll Doll.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

47 They are after our precious bodily fluids!!!
Posted by: Dr Strangelove


'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (5CJXD)

48 It's a far left group. Farther left than Burn Loot Murder.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (5CJXD)

Ah, so he probably was an organizer. I wonder about the other two. Either way, it's a shame that the kid didn't go 3 for 3.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (DSysm)

49 Defund NPR. Defund PBS. Do it now.

Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (qpX6U)

50 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ww7WlSPi9gc

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!!

Posted by: Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Love Da Bomb at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (iamsX)

51 45 I liked it better when heavy women were pleasant
Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 06:54 PM (nFwvY)

I thought they were supposed to be jolly

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Zmnko)

52 Greetings:

As I type, I'm watching a bit of the PBS NewsHour which since her managerial arrival has been stacked full of the worst Progressive American media has to offer.

The daily troika of Woodruff, DesJardins, and Alcindor has been augmented with an Asian looking woman for the West Coast and on Monday there's the Lesbian and the NPR ladies.

All the "males" seem fine with their oppression.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 27, 2020 06:55 PM (evgyj)

53 Bipedal locomotion is white supremacy.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Xrkl6)

54 How dare that cripple stand up when everybody else stayed seated?

Posted by: Yamiche Alcindor at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (mNhhD)

55 Didn't know who she was. Had to look. Just had to. Is Georgetown Ivy League?

Posted by: Javems at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ofIwF)

56 Riddle me this, is CSPAN the go to for the convention speeches?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi)

57 So, Christopher Reeve in a wheelchair advocating for Dem policies is above rebuke or question. This guy is treated like... an Uncle My Left Foot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (cI3Q7)

58 > Yamiche? Is she Japanese? A sumo wrestler perhaps



I think "Yamiche" is "sammich" in Haitian dialect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (unn44)

59 Riddle me this, is CSPAN the go to for the convention speeches?


That or OAN if you can get it

Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (Zmnko)

60 They have become what they hated most.

Posted by: Where are all the sick people at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (nzKWW)

61 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass, their shoes damp from a feculent puddle of vomit, oil and sharts, picking at the worn threads of their Barney's bespoke suit, staring helplessly as cars speed by, forlornly holding up a "Will lick taint for money" sign scrawled in their feces on the side of a refrigerator box.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

62 Time to pull the plug on PBS, GOP.

For the 34,000th time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (puu6v)

63 Flappin' my lips
Flappin' my lips
Here I go again
Just flappin' my lips

Posted by: Yam-ichi Al-Cindor at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (QFY2e)

64 "Ugly-as-sin charity hire, idealized ringworm breeding area, future bedsore magnet, and full-on racist Yamiche Alcinder"


I am spewing my food and rolling on the floor!

Ace, this is like the best. THE BEST!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (s2VJv)

65 Never heard of this Yamiche Alcindor. Any relation to Lou?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (ch6++)

66 Margin status:

Blown

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (U2p+3)

67 57 Riddle me this, is CSPAN the go to for the convention speeches?
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For me it is. Avoiding the Fox News retardates is definitely good for my hypertension.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

68 There are 1 million people analyzing every syllable, every motion, every expression, every printed word, from Trump or anybody connected to Trump, looking for a way to twist it into the worst thing ever. Then they tweet it out, and today's worst thing ever spreads around the world in seconds. That is the evil of Twitter. One asshole connects a paraplegic standing to a white supremacist gesture, and suddenly it is on the tongue of every leftist in the world.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (dNzKv)

69 Didn't know who she was. Had to look. Just had to. Is Georgetown Ivy League?
Posted by: Javems

No. But it does consider itself a 'Catholic' institution.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (Rvt88)

70 someone from Haiti as light skinned as her was almost certainly part of the Duvalier elite. her name should
be MommaDoc

Posted by: Avi at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (dHrq/)

71
I hope she is no relation to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. If I were Jabbar, I would disavow her as a brown stain on the mattress of a distant cousin, or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (s2VJv)

72 >>62 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass, their shoes damp from a feculent puddle of vomit, oil and sharts, picking at the worn threads of their Barney's bespoke suit, staring helplessly as cars speed by, forlornly holding up a "Will lick taint for money" sign scrawled in their feces on the side of a refrigerator box.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

This could be said during sex. It could also be said during the family meal.

Posted by: Zod at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (xK9An)

73 66 Never heard of this Yamiche Alcindor. Any relation to Lou?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (ch6++)

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Lou Costello?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (QFY2e)

74 Yamiche Alcindor for the Alcea Corridor!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

75 This comment belonged up thread but I'm going to break the terms of my lurker contract and make it.
Am I wrong or is Tater a might touched. As in touched in the brain?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (lgiXo)

76 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass, their shoes damp from a feculent puddle of vomit, oil and sharts, picking at the worn threads of their Barney's bespoke suit, staring helplessly as cars speed by, forlornly holding up a "Will lick taint for money" sign scrawled in their feces on the side of a refrigerator box.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)



Early Threadwinner

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (r3ITp)

77 Make me a Yammich.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (mNhhD)

78 Didn't know who she was. Had to look. Just had to. Is Georgetown Ivy League?
Posted by: Javems at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ofIwF)
*********
Yes. My dad's alma mater. He's ashamed too.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (wiXsO)

79 Lou Reed

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

80 Let the meat rest until the juices run clear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (DLzZd)

81 56 Didn't know who she was. Had to look. Just had to. Is Georgetown Ivy League?
Posted by: Javems

only a percentage of the Ivy League is Ivy League. the rest is more like Special Olympics.

Posted by: x at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (nFwvY)

82 57 Riddle me this, is CSPAN the go to for the convention speeches?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi)



Yes. No interuptions.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (vMCab)

83 75 Yamiche Alcindor for the Alcea Corridor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (dNzKv)


Her maw is the Acela Corridor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)

84
Never heard of this Yamiche Alcindor. Any relation to Lou?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (ch6++)


LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Posted by: Roger Murdoch at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (lvXKd)

85 78 Make me a Yammich.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM (mNhhD)


Okay, that is funny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (s2VJv)

86 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so assholes


Naaahhh. Just say "There are some very fine people at PBS"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (dNzKv)

87 MP4
That was lovely.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (U2p+3)

88

You know she smells. More than sulphur.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (rjE57)

89 Do you know what systematic racism is?
People who can't stfu about it

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (OjZpE)

90 Yamiche Alcindor sounds like a particularly weird food stuff involving grubs and BBQ sauce.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (lgiXo)

91 She should try standing up more often.


IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (NJXJJ)

92 Seriously, I mean seriously, are there any lower dregs of society than leftists? They are the worst humanity has to offer. Pure, human scum.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (O+I8R)

93 54 Bipedal locomotion is white supremacy.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 06:55 PM (Xrkl6)


Prehensile post-modernism...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (s2VJv)

94 "Ugly-as-sin charity hire, idealized ringworm breeding area, future bedsore magnet, and full-on racist Yamiche Alcinder"





I am spewing my food and rolling on the floor!



Ace, this is like the best. THE BEST!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (s2VJv)

Agree. Pure poetry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (DLzZd)

95 So how is TS Laura doing?

Posted by: Adriane the Meterology Critic ... at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (LPnfS)

96 91 Yamiche Alcindor sounds like a particularly weird food stuff involving grubs and BBQ sauce.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:00 PM (lgiXo)


Reminds me of the performance artist the Yam Shooter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (s2VJv)

97 Correction: the Morbidly Obese Yamiche Alcindor

Posted by: mr wizard at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (D+5jX)

98 90 Do you know what systematic racism is?
People who can't stfu about it

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Wait. Then what's veganism?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (QFY2e)

99 Someone else slandered the kid with the claim that he visited "Hitler's vacation home" in Europe.

Turns out he visited the Eagle's Nest when he was in Europe visiting World War II sites.

These fucking people.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (xx4Eq)

100 I yamiche what I yamiche.

Posted by: Popeye at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

101 I've got $20 that says systemic racism is the entire reason you got in to Georgetown.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM (Xrkl6)

102 > assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass

Now, now. There's probably a lucrative Hoveround mobility scooter spokesthing contract waiting in her future.

Other potential gigs:

Whale simulator for training Greenpeace rescue operations.

Breakwater for Chesapeake Bay.

Jabba's sister Jabette in the next "female-empowering" Star Wars knockoff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (unn44)

103 Bloated Hatesow

When the anger flows through you Ace, you are... brilliant.

/hats off to a pro

Posted by: shibumi, awaiting SMOD at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

104 Curtis Got Slapped > Jacob Got Shot

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (YWZ/G)

105 I liked her better when she silently poured syrup.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (luzVb)

106 Do you know what systematic racism is?

People who can't stfu about it



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Wait. Then what's veganism?


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM

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This is all about tofu?


Seriously?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

107 Got both the 6.5 Creedmore and the .308 zeroed today, and confirmed they are both sub 1 moa rifles. Sadly, I'm not always a sub 1 moa shooter.

Posted by: An Observation at August 27, 2020 07:02 PM (bGk00)

108 >>Do you know what systematic racism is?


Affirmative.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (YWZ/G)

109 Didn't Hitler only visit the Eagle's Nest once? Did not like the heights or something?

Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

110 And fuck pretty much everything else.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

111 Didn't know who she was. Had to look. Just had to. Is Georgetown Ivy League?
Posted by: Javems at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (ofIwF)
*********
Yes. My dad's alma mater. He's ashamed too.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2020 06:58 PM

But last night's speaker, Sister Dede the colonel medic nun, went to Georgetown. So tell your father that not all is lost.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (/+bwe)

112 What did that old black lady say in "The Stand"?

Mother Something or other.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (e+rs5)

113 O/T I see VA is going to make assaulting a police officer a misdemeanor instead of a felony. Now, fair is fair. Assaulting any VA politician, from the governor on down should equally be just a misdemeanor. Boy oh boy, VA is going to hell in a handbasket. Good job, voters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (O+I8R)

114 110 Didn't Hitler only visit the Eagle's Nest once? Did not like the heights or something?

Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)


You know who else liked Bavaria?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (NJXJJ)

115 > Never heard of this Yamiche Alcindor. Any relation to Lou?

Yes. She'll be changing her name to Kareema Abdul Jabba-The-Hutt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (unn44)

116 Didn't Hitler only visit the Eagle's Nest once? Did not like the heights or something?

Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

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Yes. His house was the Berghof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (QFY2e)

117 Ma'am, you're a yam.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (mNhhD)

118 They don't talk about her cousin, Danzig Corridor.

[And freakin' Pale Moon's spellcheck dictionary doesn't contain that ancient word "Danzig".]

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (an7Mv)

119 Agree. Pure poetry

Was it the cheese? Or the sex?

Posted by: getting the banned back together for pomes at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (RFhQ2)

120 >>114 O/T I see VA is going to make assaulting a police officer a misdemeanor instead of a felony.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (O+I8R)

It's a bit more complicated than that, but yes, taken as a whole, it's more bad news.

Posted by: Zod at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (xK9An)

121 You know who else thought Bavaria was beautiful?

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 07:04 PM (XTyi0)

122 Cicero same thing.

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (OjZpE)

123 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

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Munich has some breathtaking dirndls

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (QFY2e)

124 Well. This kind of dispicable bullsh*t just excites me to get this party started.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (axyOa)

125 You know who else liked Bavaria?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (NJXJJ)

I like breathing.

Hitler liked breathing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (cI3Q7)

126 Either Ace is in love, or he is trying out his new fat jokes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (LWu6U)

127 Never heard of this Yamiche Alcindor. Any relation to Lou?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 06:57 PM (ch6++)

LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Posted by: Roger Murdoch at August 27, 2020 06:59 PM (lvXKd)

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I laughed so hard at that response, the Mrs. walked into the room wondering what had just happened. I told her that she wouldn't get it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (ch6++)

128 National PUBLIC Radio.

She should never get another question in a briefing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (k2b4t)

129 Ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

130 So history buffs are no longer allowed to visit sites related to Nazis? I can't say I WANT to visit Auschwitz but I would if I was in the vicinity.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (lgiXo)

131 I saw Bloated Hatesow open for Meatloaf at the Agora back in '81.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

132 Someone prestole my damn joke.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (XTyi0)

133 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.




Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM

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I was stationed there for 3 years with the 3rd ID. Beautiful and over 1,000 years of historical stuff to visit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (JUOKG)

134 Wait. Then what's veganism?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:01 PM

The "what can you say during sex and at a family dinner" thread is below this one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (mNhhD)

135 I won't stand for this.

Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (XTyi0)

136 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

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Munich has some breathtaking dirndls
Posted by: Cicero


**

Best bier EVAH is Hasenbrau from Augsburg.
This is known.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (axyOa)

137 Defund PBS

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (ySQBZ)

138 Oh and fuck this racist cunt.

To say any more would get me in trouble.



Posted by: USNtakim at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM (0OmEj)

139 Greetings:

I'm no fan of Alcindor/Jabbar. Always thought of him as a "beat" personality even though he has now be given full Progressive Philosopher status,

My favorite memory of him was when Dennis Autry of the Chicago Bulls chased him the length of the court because Jabbar had cheap-shotted him.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (evgyj)

140 These wastes of fucking skin want a reaction. They are begging for one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (r3ITp)

141 I'm sure Bloated Hatesow is a food served by street vendors in Kampala.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (lgiXo)

142 German women are easy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (NJXJJ)

143 133 Someone prestole my damn joke.
Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (XTyi0)

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (H3MF8)

144 The Libertarian Institute's Scott Horton summed it up best by noting sarcastically, John McCain's staff just endorsed [credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed] Biden, "explicitly because he's worse on war". And then admitted that he was going to also vote for [credibly accused rapist and white nationalist endorsed] Joe Biden because legalizing drugs and defunding police.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (dNzKv)

145 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

Yes. Neuschwanstein castle is magnificent.
Sigh. I would love to go back and see it again.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Vxu+H)

146 I laughed so hard at that response, the Mrs. walked
into the room wondering what had just happened. I told her that she
wouldn't get it.





Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM

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I tell that to the wife whenever I am watching Monty Python or Mel Brooks.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (JUOKG)

147
Yes. His house was the Berghof.

Wasnt that the observatory in "the crawling eye" with forrest tucker? The Trollenberg Terror?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (RFhQ2)

148 >>131 So history buffs are no longer allowed to visit sites related to Nazis? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM (lgiXo)

Trump Tower is the birthplace of Nazism in the United States, citizen. Sabrett street-meat carts are not allowed to linger before his monument to hatred because hatred.

Posted by: UnZod at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (xK9An)

149 Love Bavaria. When Dad was in the USAF waaaaaay back and we were stationed in Weisbaden Germany, he took us to the Eagles Nest.

Nice piece of spectacular real estate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

150 It was not generic white people who owned slaves, created the KKK, lynched blacks, wrote Jim Crow laws, legislated segregation, and who had, and have systemic racism. It was DEMOCRATS who did all of that. I have never been a Democrat, I think they are disgusting human beings. Get the fuck out of my face with that shit.
How to reply to BLM.

Posted by: An Observation at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (bGk00)

151 Wasnt that the observatory in "the crawling eye" with forrest tucker? The Trollenberg Terror?
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (RFhQ2)

I thought MUMR was the Trollenberg Terror!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (Kpl3J)

152 134 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.




Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM

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I was stationed there for 3 years with the 3rd ID. Beautiful and over 1,000 years of historical stuff to visit.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Spent Christmas week in the Bavaria in 1990. It was beautiful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ZbczJ)

153 It does not hurt his campaign that Madison Cawthorn is very good-looking. I hope he wins.

Posted by: Baldy at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (OLCH5)

154 Yes. Neuschwanstein castle is magnificent.
Sigh. I would love to go back and see it again.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Vxu+H)

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Why? Did you forget something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (QFY2e)

155 Someone prestole my damn joke.
Posted by: eleven at August 27, 2020 07:05 PM

Someone prestole your Yam joke.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (mNhhD)

156 Best bier EVAH is Hasenbrau from Augsburg.

This is known.



Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:06 PM

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Meizel Weisen from Hammelburg is the best beir in Germany.


Fight me!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

157 Is he related to Don Yamici ?

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL)

158 She's just jealous. It looks like the only thing that bloated bag of suet stands up for is a side of beef.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, stating from 457 meters at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (U31aU)

159 I am watching baseball. They decided to show whomever whatever whatever by having a double header. I am ok with that, now throw a strike.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (4vNgL)

160 I've seriously exceeded my lurker comment limits. I may have to upgrade.
I hate upgrading.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (lgiXo)

161 I thought MUMR was the Trollenberg Terror!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM

You might be thinking of the Yamiche Yeti.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (mNhhD)

162 How dare you "rebuke" me for rebuking you?!

Posted by: Zek at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (r4fw8)

163 I was stationed there for 3 years with the 3rd ID. Beautiful and over 1,000 years of historical stuff to visit.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


First tour was at Herzo Base just north of Nuremberg and second tour was Augsburg.
Each was fantastic.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (axyOa)

164 150 Love Bavaria. When Dad was in the USAF waaaaaay back and we were stationed in Weisbaden Germany, he took us to the Eagles Nest.

Nice piece of spectacular real estate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

The fact that Hitler did not like it despite the vertigo shows he was an asshole... you know, aside from every OTHER reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (cI3Q7)

165 Don Yamichi was a pimp.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (QFY2e)

166 It's not all about you, Yamiche.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (Yn6WC)

167 These people are truly full of hate, they've reached their hate limit, some finite amount they're capable of carrying.

They're getting numb to it now and don't feel the rush of the day's Orwellian 2 minute festivities. But they are banal people and wish to feel what they did in the beginning when the hatred was new and overwelming.


As a result, they are trying to enrage their assigned enemies in the hope that their own hate reflected back on them will allow them to feel again.

This will not end well for anyone.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (l6b3d)

168 114 O/T I see VA is going to make assaulting a police officer a misdemeanor instead of a felony. Now, fair is fair. Assaulting any VA politician, from the governor on down should equally be just a misdemeanor. Boy oh boy, VA is going to hell in a handbasket. Good job, voters.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (O+I8R)

I think assaulting any VA politician should result in a sternly worded letter in your permanent file.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (Kpl3J)

169 163 How dare you "rebuke" me for rebuking you?!
Posted by: Zek at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (r4fw

Get thee hence or we shall buke you a second time!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (cI3Q7)

170 Only Black People can stand up, bigots!

Posted by: 🤡 at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (y8qp7)

171 Don Yamiche sells fake handicap stickers for crack mostly

Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned for a year... at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (qdETu)

172 Bavaria is beautiful- I do not care who you are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:03 PM (cI3Q7)

Melania Trump is beautiful and classy. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (lgiXo)

173 167 It's not all about you, Yamiche.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM (Yn6WC)

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There's no Yamichi in "team"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (QFY2e)

174 OT, but if you're like me and have been watching the NHL playoffs because they haven't gone completely batshit with BLM?

Well, you can scratch those assholes off your list, too. They're not playing the next two days.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (jWe5r)

175 30 NHL postpones it's playoff games in solidarity with the NBA, which has just decided to resume its playoff games.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2020 06:53 PM (wiXsO)


NBA players: down with whitey and cops! We won't play!

*agents whisper in their ears, dude, no paycheck then*


Oh, down with whitey and cops, and by the way, we are playing!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

176 As a result, they are trying to enrage their assigned enemies in the hope that their own hate reflected back on them will allow them to feel again.

This will not end well for anyone.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2020 07:10 PM (l6b3d)

it's like the mentally ill, or drug abusers. They keep having to go farther and farther, shooting up more and more, just to keep getting the same "high" that they've fallen in love with.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (Kpl3J)

177 No doubt she blames that chronic rash in the folds of fat under her titties on White Supremacy too.

White Supremacy - is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: jbspry at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (ATe9j)

178 We have car auctions on tv.

Why not gun auctions too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (e+rs5)

179
I was stationed there for 3 years with the 3rd ID. Beautiful and over 1,000 years of historical stuff to visit.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)





First tour was at Herzo Base just north of Nuremberg and second tour was Augsburg.

Each was fantastic.


Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

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Bad Kissengen here but we did not spend much time there.


Spent most of my time on the border or in Grafenwhore.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

180 BTW Justin Trudeau's wife whatever her name is, is attractive. Justin is still an asshole.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

181 White Supremacy - is there anything it can't do?
Posted by: jbspry at August 27, 2020 07:11 PM (ATe9j)

Get her to eat a salad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (cI3Q7)

182 WTF! NHL went woke. Canceled the playoff games till Saturday. Sigh. Guess pro sports are going the way of the dodos.

Posted by: morigu at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (Eu98u)

183 >>165 150 Love Bavaria. When Dad was in the USAF waaaaaay back and we were stationed in Weisbaden Germany, Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

Wiesbaden. Lived in Aukamm housing back when. 69 Westfalen Street.

Posted by: UnZod at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (xK9An)

184 That racist in the wheelchair has had too easy a life due to his white privilege.

Posted by: Yamiche Alcindor at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (mNhhD)

185 Spent most of my time on the border or in Grafenwhore.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

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I remember the Grafenwhore. Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (QFY2e)

186 I can't say I WANT to visit Auschwitz

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Food is not good, service is lousy, and small portions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

187 Don Yamichi was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

Oh, come on...he was great in Trading Places.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (rBtIz)

188 Sometimes instead of standing for the flag I bang a drum in someone's face or scream at them with a megaphone while they're eating.

More respectful.

Posted by: Zek at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (r4fw8)

189 62 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS ...
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

Now now, no one is for defunding it, but diverting funds is A-OK and totally different. Like to fund the National Paste reserve.

Posted by: Slow Joe at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (Ojki1)

190 Wow, these evil sonofabitches are going batshit shithouse rat crazy insane.
We must be over the target.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (ufFY8)

191 Wiesbaden. Lived in Aukamm housing back when. 69 Westfalen Street.


Posted by: UnZod at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM

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You know who else lived on Westfalen Street?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (JUOKG)

192 Yamiche Alcindor, is she Lew's brother?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (WSVNe)

193 459 Man It looks like the end of the world to my North & Northeast.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (r+mcU)

194 182 - run more than just her mouth?

Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (11H2y)

195 Don Yamichi was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

Oh, come on...he was great in Trading Places.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And he invented the telephone !

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (arJlL)

196 Don Yamichi was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

That's it. Now I recognize the name
Yamiche are the Japanese mafia

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM (lgiXo)

197 not for nothing but CSPAN broadcasts the RNC in it's entirety wo interruptions or commentary . The call in segment after the convention is a hoot with many Dems calling in stating they are voting for Trump.

Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned for a year... at August 27, 2020 07:15 PM (qdETu)

198 >>> 188 Don Yamichi was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

Oh, come on...he was great in Trading Places.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2020 07:13 PM (rBtIz)

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Not bad in Cocoon also.

Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 07:15 PM (t8efL)

199 Wildflecken Baumholder, Graf, and Honsfeld were the places I got to hang out

Posted by: morigu at August 27, 2020 07:15 PM (Eu98u)

200 Neckarsulm Kaserne, 73-75

Posted by: dartist at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (+ya+t)

201 Spent most of my time on the border or in Grafenwhore.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Used to have 18 target grids memorized in the impact area. PAP South was a second home.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (axyOa)

202 Wiesbaden. Lived in Aukamm housing back when. 69 Westfalen Street.


Posted by: UnZod at August 27, 2020 07:12 PM

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You know who else lived on Westfalen Street?





Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM
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Sorry...Westfalen Strasse.

Was ist los

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (JUOKG)

203 When does Ace send his goons after me to demand I upgrade from the lurker contract.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (lgiXo)

204 Wildflecken Baumholder, Graf, and Honsfeld were the places I got to hang out

--

One of these is my maiden name.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (O+I8R)

205 >>Wildflecken Baumholder.

That just sounds bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

206
So are the NHL games postponed because the players are standing (or kneeling) in solidarity with their oppressed brothers, sisters and mixtures thereof, or is it a top-down thing? No one said Gary Bettman was the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (mht8P)

207 Don Yamichi was a pimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:09 PM

Oh, come on...he was great in Trading Places.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

And he invented the telephone !
Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:14 PM

Ho Yami-chi-minh ruled Vietnam!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (mNhhD)

208 If Yamiche was really down with the struggle, she'd disassociate from White Culture...like antibiotics. And cars. and the Internet.

Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (11H2y)

209 OANN has the rnc start to finish without commentary.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (Vxu+H)

210

The 2016 RNC Trump acceptance speech is on C-SPAN right now.

Guy is a frigging MACHINE!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

211

Lew Alcindor is a tranny? Damn, he put on a lot of weight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (ag8Q5)

212 209 If Yamiche was really down with the struggle, she'd disassociate from White Culture...like antibiotics. And cars. and the Internet.
Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (11H2y)

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Yeast infection foam

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (QFY2e)

213 206. Wildflecken was great. Had the Kreuzberg on another hilltop. Best dam beer made by monks.

Posted by: morigu at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (Eu98u)

214 Hq and A company 703rd MT BN 3ID Kitzingen 79-82

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (xGKh3)

215 >>> 206 >>Wildflecken Baumholder.
That just sounds bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)


I once forgot my baumholder when I was wildflecken. Never again.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (l6b3d)

216 uh oh...things are getting real real...biden is leaving the basement to embarrass himself at swing states.

Posted by: guest myspace user at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (f41d4)

217 > If Yamiche was really down with the struggle, she'd disassociate from White Culture...like antibiotics. And cars. and the Internet.

And food. She should go back to her Haitian roots.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (unn44)

218 If Yamiche was really down with the struggle, she'd disassociate from White Culture...like antibiotics. And cars. and the Internet.
Posted by: vivi

and food.

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (arJlL)

219 Yam-itchy looks into a hundred dark closets and reports that the sun is not shining outside.

Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (11H2y)

220 I'm really pissed off at the NHL. I'm indifferent to the NBA but I'm pissed off at the NHL.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (lgiXo)

221 Watching any sports ball now is giving aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States. It wasn't so when this crap first started. Now there is no doubt. Everyone has to make their own choice but it is what it is.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

222 There is not enough outrage over this. Seriously, that bitch needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (jUVms)

223 Okay. Off to see boy #2 play in his ever first football game (HS Freshman). Looking forward to being required to wear a mask. Heat index is only 99. Apparently they don't think we can properly "distance" though they are only allowing 200 parents/family members in a stadium that easily seats 10X that much. Fargon idiots!

Posted by: Chin music at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (t8efL)

224 Lou Dobbs is talking about Yamiche's assholery.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (luzVb)

225 Oops, I put it in / took it out too early.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (DLzZd)

226 >>Yeast infection foam Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:18 PM (QFY2e)

Something you can say during sex. And during dinner.

Posted by: UnZod at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (xK9An)

227 Germans are the Jedi knights of alcohol.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (r3ITp)

228 Wildflecken Baumholder, Graf, and Honsfeld were the places I got to hang out

--

One of these is my maiden name.
Posted by: Lady in Black

If we guess the right one, what do we win.

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:19 PM (arJlL)

229 I saw Wildflecken Baumholder. open for Focus in Hamburg Beer Garten 1968

Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned for a year... at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (qdETu)

230 Ace has given us some gems the past few days.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (DBliL)

231 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.
Don't believe it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (WSVNe)

232 209 If Yamiche was really down with the struggle, she'd disassociate from White Culture...like antibiotics. And cars. and the Internet.
Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:17 PM (11H2y)

Somebody tell her that the integrated circuit that makes her iPhone work was invented by a Hungarian Jew.

Posted by: Vanya at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (BAsqb)

233 One of Rush Limbaugh's Undeniable Truths of Life was that ugly people shouldn't be allowed to leave the house. I think most of our problems would be solved if this advice were followed.

Posted by: josephistan at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (Izzlo)

234 >>Wildflecken Baumholder, Graf, and Honsfeld were the places I got to hang out

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>>One of these is my maiden name.

I hope it wasn't Wildflecken Baumholder.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

235 >>Wildflecken Baumholder.

That just sounds bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:16 PM

Could have been worse.

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (rBtIz)

236 Yam-itchy is just jealous because the guy in the wheelchair has a good excuse for sitting down all day and she doesn't.

Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (11H2y)

237 If we guess the right one, what do we win.

--

Slightly used lederhosen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (O+I8R)

238 >>It was a direct rebuke of actions by ppl -- including black athletes who are currently sitting out games -- protesting police brutality.



Yes, yes it was.
Are you saying people don't have the right to protest, that bending the knee is *required*?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (bDqIh)

239 Yamiche?
What. No love for her cousin Kim?
Yobasayo!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (axyOa)

240 I hope it wasn't Wildflecken Baumholder.

or Wildflower Bumholder......

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (arJlL)

241 Fuck them. And you.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Thank you, but, no thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (gtatv)

242 Graf! That's the maiden name.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Vxu+H)

243 One of these is my maiden name.
Posted by: Lady in Black

You must have gotten a lotta jokes, being named Wildflecken

Posted by: Vanya at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (BAsqb)

244
ugly people shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

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*sighs*
*puts car keys on dresser*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)

245 Yam-itchy is just jealous because the guy in the wheelchair has a good excuse for sitting down all day and she doesn't.
Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (11H2y)

Itchy yams are irritating.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

246 Slightly used lederhosen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (O+I8R)

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You can get that from vending machines in Tokyo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (QFY2e)

247 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so
assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass, their
shoes damp from a feculent puddle of vomit, oil and sharts, picking at
the worn threads of their Barney's bespoke suit, staring helplessly as
cars speed by, forlornly holding up a "Will lick taint for money" sign
scrawled in their feces on the side of a refrigerator box.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)



(standing ovation)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (ag8Q5)

248 Wildflecken Baumholder.

That just sounds bad.
Posted by: JackStraw


You should of see the flak!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (axyOa)

249 Trumps second term will be off the hook fun.

Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (buTO7)

250 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.
Don't believe it.

--

Say whaaaaa?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (O+I8R)

251 Wildflecken Baumholder, Graf, and Honsfeld were the places I got to hang out


Posted by: morigu at August 27, 2020 07:15 PM

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Did a couple of weeks in Wild Chicken and a few months total in Graf, but I never got to Baumholder or Honsfeld.


Schweinfurt, Bad K and the Nuke depot in Kitizgen were my usual places.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (JUOKG)

252 You know who gets to vote for Madison Cawthorne? Me, that's who.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, sticking his thumb in Yamiche Alcindor's eye at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (CTJwJ)

253 Bloated Hatesow!
I love it.

Thanks, Ace. That headline cracked me up right off the bat. Now back up to enjoy the rest.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (1eJby)

254 Yep, fellow Hosers, I'll be cancelling my Bell Fibe TV sports package tomorrow. Do likewise.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (an7Mv)

255 ugly people shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

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*sighs*
*puts car keys on dresser*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM

Who told you that you're ugly?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

256 Graf.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (r3ITp)

257 Yes. Neuschwanstein castle is magnificent.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:07 PM (Vxu+H)


sure is

glad of my earlier travels
not sure I'll be going back to europe any time soon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (rjE57)

258 Whoa. Bad sock. Bad.
Posted by: fixerupper at August

Never sure if that's directed at me or not. And , as far as that goes, yes, I am

Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (/1zPL)

259 She works for us. The public. We should fire her racist scrunt ass. Like out of a cannon. Seriously we pay her wages. Cunt ass ho...

Posted by: USNtakim at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (0OmEj)

260
I hope it wasn't Wildflecken Baumholder.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)


*horses whinny*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (ag8Q5)

261 YASSS KWEEN SLAY drag that smug fucker in his wheelchair how dare he exercise his paraplegic privilege !!!

Good god these people are INSANE

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (icI8A)

262 243 Graf! That's the maiden name.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Vxu+H)

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Then she's related to Yamichi, who descend from the Graf-Zeppelin clan!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (QFY2e)

263 It's okay, it's just a little bit dry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (DLzZd)

264 You can get that from vending machines in Tokyo.

--

I didn't say they'd be authentic!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (O+I8R)

265 Graf! That's the maiden name.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (Vxu+H)

Graf Madchen von Schwartz

Sounds like a Warhammer vampire queen.

Posted by: Vanya at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (BAsqb)

266 Seacow > Hatesow

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

267
Schweinfurt, Bad K and the Nuke depot in Kitizgen were my usual places.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
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Pig Fort

Posted by: Mike Hammer, sticking his thumb in Yamiche Alcindor's eye at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (pbStR)

268 Graf! That's the maiden name.

--

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (O+I8R)

269 You don't know ugly until you've looked in the mirror with me

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)

270 gly people shouldn't be allowed to leave the house.

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*sighs*
*puts car keys on dresser*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM

Who told you that you're ugly?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)


Dude, he has a mirror.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (AiZBA)

271 One of these is my maiden name.


Ach zo. Guten naben Frau Graf von Hoenfelds.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:24 PM (axyOa)

272 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.

Don't believe it.

Yeah. He's too busy bombing the Japs!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 07:25 PM (an7Mv)

273 Trumps second term will be off the hook fun.
Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM

Is that a reference to shooting commies and basement bois?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 27, 2020 07:25 PM (/1zPL)

274 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.

With The Impressions ?

Don't believe it.

--

Say whaaaaa?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL)

275

Everybody's ugly in a mask.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (luzVb)

276 251 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.
Don't believe it.

--

Say whaaaaa?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM (O+I8R)

Yay People Get Ready Bruthas and Sista's.. Something going on with Melania wearing that military fashion and last night's Ft McHenry
PDT def sending Demtards a message !!1 and they are pooping themselves.. They are done!! TOAST!!

Posted by: New and Improved commentor what was banned for a year... at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (qdETu)

277 Cliques have become gangs

that's all these people care about, the gangs

they go home and get twatter high fived and they is all good

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (O+AcM)

278 Bloated hatesow isn't too bad if you brine it for a few days.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (lgiXo)

279
Then she's related to Yamichi, who descend from the Graf-Zeppelin clan!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2020 07:23 PM (QFY2e)


Did they have a living loving maid?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (ag8Q5)

280 Haven't watched pro sports in quite a while. Don't miss it......at all. Too politically correct.
I laugh when they talk about the "playoffs" this year. It's not a full season and should have an asterisk. It's like awarding some golfer the green jacket after only nine holes. The Daytona 150.
Fuck them all. No way can they pay outrageous salaries with shortened seasons and ridiculous cardboard fans in the stands. Once again, fuck them all.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (qY1aC)

281 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.


Lol

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (aVZ1W)

282 Red Leg

Posted by: dartist at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (+ya+t)

283 268
Schweinfurt, Bad K and the Nuke depot in Kitizgen were my usual places.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Lots of guard duty at NATO 23.
Gawd it could get cold.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (axyOa)

284 What time does the fun start?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (Vxu+H)

285 Is Curtis Mayfield gonna lay down some funky 70s rhythum?

Posted by: Regular joe at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (L9P9s)

286 Hoof and mouth disease is rampant with these mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (N/ghL)

287 Curtis Mayfield is going to sing the National Anthem.

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Another white supremacist!

Posted by: josephistan at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (Izzlo)

288 @realDonaldTrump 6m

Democrats and Biden didn't even mention the Anarchists, Agitators, Looters and so called "Peaceful Protesters" at their Convention. They will allow rampant crime, just as they do in Portland. If they ask us, as they must do, we will end crime in their Democrat run cities, FAST!

Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (cF8AT)

289
And I also, I'm told that Chuck Graham, state senator is here. Chuck, stand up, Chuck, good to see you. Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (pbStR)

290 Wildflecken Baumholder.

Klaus Hindenflickler!

Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (X/Pw5)

291 201
Neckarsulm Kaserne, 73-75

mcgraw kaserne, 68-72. lived on pfennigstrasse.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (sGtp+)

292 Red Leg

Pink Eye

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL)

293 The dog is barking. I hope there aren't any feral fascists outside.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (lgiXo)

294 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.





Lol

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (aVZ1W)

Again? Good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (ag8Q5)

295 You know who else liked Bavaria?

Posted by: AlaBAMA




Jonah Goldberg?

But only for the Creme Pies!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (xx4Eq)

296 Bloated hatesow isn't too bad if you brine it for a few days.

The trick is to peel off all the silver skin.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (luzVb)

297 What time does the fun start?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (Vxu+H)


In an hour.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (AiZBA)

298
Jewish kids don't join gangs until they become lawyers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:28 PM (mht8P)

299 Wow. Looked at a pic of her.
It reminded me of an engorged tick that could not hang on to the deer anymore, so it fell off.

The Bigots Against Bigotry faction has to go.
I was sick of them years ago. Now they are really pissing me off.

Posted by: Sheppie Smith at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (1eJby)

300 & the Severe Thunderstorm is here

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (r+mcU)

301 193 Yamiche Alcindor, is she Lew's brother?

Posted by: Braenyard


I was wondering that myself.

I still thin that, even after more than 45 years, one of the most hilarious epic blunders in the history of FAIL was when Lew Alcindor decided he was going to drop his "slave name" of Alcindor and adopt the radical "African" name of Kareem Abdul-Jabber -- completely unaware that he was adopting a MUSLIM SLAVE NAME given to black Africans by ARAB SLAVE TRADERS, who not only preceded the European slave trade but actually were the one to teach the Europeans (the Portuguese, specifically) about how profitable it was to trade in slave from the African interior.

Genius move there, Lew. Could you even be more stupid? I think he's unaware of it, even to this day.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (HEEq1)

302 Kk. Thanks, Dr.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (Vxu+H)

303 Don't toy with me. Is the Curtis Mayfield really going to sing the Anthem tonight??? That would be too good to be true. Please tell me it's true.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (O+I8R)

304 and if we don't do something to stop Global Warming today, right now, our children will not have a planet on which to live! The greedy Republicans are killing poor children with their carbon footprints!

Posted by: Guy who didn't get the memo at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (Wm5SB)

305 Red Leg.

Started in FA but was detailed from MI.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (axyOa)

306 Everybody's ugly in a mask.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM

We all wear masks...metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: Ben Stein at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (rBtIz)

307 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.
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That would follow, they're pretty much using the French Revolution playbook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 07:30 PM (CTJwJ)

308

Have CSPAN ready to go on the DVR for tonight's festivities.

Fox has screwed me earlier by cutting in and going away from the warm-up speakers.

These speakers are a huge reason why the entire RNC is so much better than the gloomy hate-fest from the DNC last week.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

309 287 Hoof and mouth disease is rampant with these mutherfuckers.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (N/ghL)
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Message sent!

Sorry about that, I was trying to keep WD and LJ from getting a hold of the delivery guy!

Posted by: Weasel at August 27, 2020 07:30 PM (MVjcR)

310 289 @realDonaldTrump 6m

Democrats and Biden didn't even mention the Anarchists, Agitators, Looters and so called "Peaceful Protesters" at their Convention. They will allow rampant crime, just as they do in Portland. If they ask us, as they must do, we will end crime in their Democrat run cities, FAST!
Posted by: Tami at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (cF8AT)



And the only reason they're saying anything now is because its exactly what Don Lemon said. Its all about Orange Man Bad. Just like Pelosi sending everyone home rather than working on getting the country back to work but calling everyone back when they think they can exploit the post office stupidity.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2020 07:30 PM (vMCab)

311 Again? Good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2020 

Yep.


Keep funding the left, Jeff!

Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 07:31 PM (aVZ1W)

312 Genius move there, Lew. Could you even be more stupid? I think he's unaware of it, even to this day.
Posted by: zombie

I think you should tell him.

Posted by: JT at August 27, 2020 07:31 PM (arJlL)

313 OT but Ace says his threads are okay to OT:

A friend who works in the commercial photography business sent me a link to this, a DIFFERENT photographer's blog where she talks about her work with "Chicago Youth" who are painting murals (graffiti) on all the plywood that is currently boarding up downtown Chi-town, in the wake of the riots and burning times. Her arrogance is really quite astonishing.


Teh Woke Photographer's Quote: Wouldn't it be great if all of the boarded=up buildings and storefronts in this great city could be filled with the hopes and dreams of our future? Wouldn't it be great if instead of looking at Louis Vuitton purses and Chanel suits we could see the voices of the younger generation telling us what they really want in this mixed up world? After all, I'm pretty sure we are counting on them to get us out of this mess.


Posted by: Boots at August 27, 2020 07:31 PM (oGBso)

314 287 Hoof and mouth disease is rampant with these mutherfuckers.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:27 PM (N/ghL)


OK!

So when do we start putting them down? Humanely of course!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

315 Lots of guard duty at NATO 23.

Gawd it could get cold.


Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM

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That Nuke $hit could not guard itself.


It was always cold in Germany in the winter when I was there.


And when I was there in 75-77 we had multiple terrorist groups roaming around the Country doing stupid $hit so we had to be outside friggin 24/7 guarding stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:31 PM (JUOKG)

316
Sorry about that, I was trying to keep WD and LJ from getting a hold of the delivery guy!
Posted by: Weasel

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Fangs of death

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)

317 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.

--

CNN Chyron: "Mostly Peaceful Beheaders"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (O+I8R)

318 102 I've got $20 that says systemic racism is the entire reason you got in to Georgetown.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 07:01
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Been listening to Ken Matthews and Todd Herman filling for Rush this week. They keep saying "systematic" racism. Not sure if that's on purpose.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (Dhht7)

319 curtis mayfield died of type 2 diabetes in 1999 so his appearance tonight is doubtful

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

320 Genius move there, Lew. Could you even be more stupid? I think he's unaware of it, even to this day.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2020 07:29 PM (HEEq1)

He raised a great kid though. Recently arrested for stabbing a 60 year old neighbor in the head with a hunting knife.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

321 Yeah, I thought he is mort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (r3ITp)

322 320 curtis mayfield died of type 2 diabetes in 1999 so his appearance tonight is doubtful
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

Big deal.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

323 curtis mayfield died of type 2 diabetes in 1999 so his appearance tonight is doubtful

My God.

Is there anything Trump can't do?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (luzVb)

324 Curtis Mayfield was a bad a**
That had some pipes on him.

Posted by: attila the reasonable at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (w7KSn)

325 And when I was there in 75-77 we had multiple terrorist groups roaming around the Country doing stupid $hit so we had to be outside friggin 24/7 guarding stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


I remember. First tour was 76-79.
Damn. Those were good days.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)

326 Weasel, Thank You. I hope you ordered extra for the pups.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (N/ghL)

327 mcgraw kaserne, 68-72. lived on pfennigstrasse.

Munchen!

Posted by: dartist at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (+ya+t)

328 Ahh, too bad about Mayfield. He's one of those who I lost track of in the mort / not-mort category.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (O+I8R)

329 "13 I get it... No matter what you say and do or how you live your life... If you're white you are racist KKK white supremacist.. Now pay out those reparations and shut up honky
Posted by: It's me donna enemy of the State and deranged bigot at August 27, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)"
*******
No.

Posted by: Cosda at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (Skm+U)

330 curtis mayfield died of type 2 diabetes in 1999 so his appearance tonight is doubtful

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Yes, but it's 2020

Posted by: Methos at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (kOpft)

331 I will crawl over hot coals, have my dick cut off, disembowel myself to get to the voting booth to vote for Trump. All this BLM crap is making more people vote vote Trump and not Dickhead and Cocksucker.........

Posted by: James at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (qM84C)

332 Since we have the German going, as you prepare yourself for the upcoming Oktoberfests and/or TxMoMe, here an important observation to make when observing dirndls.

A dirndl tied on the left means the lass is available; on the right shows she's taken; in the center means virgin; and in the back means she's widowed or a waitress.

Oktoberfest waitresses appreciate exact change and tips, BTW.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

333 Have I mentioned alcindor is cunt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

334

2016 RNC acceptance speech is now over at CSPAN.

The family is walking out to join Dad on the stage.

Karen Pence's hair is short, not long like last night.

But Barron! Holy moley has that kid grown in 4 years!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

335 Maybe we could get Curtis Armstrong.

Posted by: Guy who didn't get the memo at August 27, 2020 07:35 PM (Wm5SB)

336 Left Coast Dawg, hoof and mouth is fatal , no action necessary.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:35 PM (N/ghL)

337 >>> 320 curtis mayfield died of type 2 diabetes in 1999 so his appearance tonight is doubtful
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2020 07:32 PM (PbpT7)



So, Curtis LeMay is singing the national anthem!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (l6b3d)

338 327 Weasel, Thank You. I hope you ordered extra for the pups.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:33 PM (N/ghL)
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They each had a little bite of chicken, and now they're chasing each other around the house over a stuffed duck toy.

Posted by: Weasel at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (MVjcR)

339 someone explain something to me
I got a lot of mosquito bites last night
as always happens with skeeters, they get bug and itchy then subside after several hours
but TONIGHT the same bites are itchy and red again

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (J8nVw)

340 Sock-B-Gone!

ask for it by name.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Wm5SB)

341 Red Leg.



Started in FA but was detailed from MI.

We dragged around Pershing 2s.

Posted by: dartist at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (+ya+t)

342 I still thin that, even after more than 45 years, one of the most hilarious epic blunders in the history of FAIL was when Lew Alcindor decided he was going to drop his "slave name" of Alcindor and adopt the radical "African" name of Kareem Abdul-Jabber -- completely unaware that he was adopting a MUSLIM SLAVE NAME given to black Africans by ARAB SLAVE TRADERS, who not only preceded the European slave trade but actually were the one to teach the Europeans (the Portuguese, specifically) about how profitable it was to trade in slave from the African interior.

Ghetto scholarship. It's what made them everything they are today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (zrukV)

343 Weasel, now go check your mail, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (N/ghL)

344 I've had to give up my favorite pastime and magazine because of the fucking politics, BLM, and the goddamn corona hoax. 2020 sucks ass and I hate the world.

Posted by: f'd at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (7bwds)

345 274 Trumps second term will be off the hook fun.
Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 07:22 PM

Is that a reference to shooting commies and basement bois?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...AKA: Hey you! at August 27, 2020 07:25 PM (/1zPL)
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Not in any way.

Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (buTO7)

346 How do you like my new little, blind Hindu girl wishing she could move up to the Untouchables Caste?? I just got it at Sak's in Chicago!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 07:37 PM (an7Mv)

347 I hate it that he was laying in that bed with the handcuff onto the bed, Blakes father said Thursday, the day after he visited his son in the hospital. He cant go anywhere. Why do you have him cuffed to the bed?

Maybe because he is a pedo rapist, resisted arrest, failed to follow orders, and had a concealed weapon? How about them apples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (85Gof)

348 So, Curtis LeMay is singing the national anthem!
Posted by: banana Dream at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (l6b3d)


Nah. He's singing "Rock the Casbah."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (zrukV)

349 someone explain something to me
I got a lot of mosquito bites last night
as always happens with skeeters, they get bug and itchy then subside after several hours
but TONIGHT the same bites are itchy and red again
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 27, 2020 07:36 PM (J8nVw)


Try vinegar

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (r3ITp)

350 And when I was there in 75-77 we had multiple terrorist groups roaming around the Country doing stupid $hit so we had to be outside friggin 24/7 guarding stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
--------

I got grabbed by the BPOL while traveling on a train. Unfortunate resemblance to some Baader-Meinhof guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (DMQdU)

351 Is Bette Midler going to make fun of the blind Chinese guy for his English?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (GylxU)

352 I wonder if she has a boyfriend.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (1eJby)

353
A dirndl tied on the left means the lass is available; on the right shows she's taken; in the center means virgin; and in the back means she's widowed or a waitress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2020 07:34 PM


wait...her left or mine?

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson Justice for Kyle at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (ex1Hs)

354 Look where he's going. He's not running to pick up battleground states.

@jeneps

NEWS: Biden will begin traveling to battlegrounds after Labor Day. He lists Wisconsin, Minnesota, Arizona and Pennsylvania as among the states on his itinerary. He said he will "get out safely without jeopardizing peoples health."

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

355 Spent a day trip in Munich late 70s while on temporary duty in Germany.

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2020 07:39 PM (OjZpE)

356 New thread -- quarantine!

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 27, 2020 07:39 PM (ExnWy)

357
Yobasayo!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 27, 2020 07:21 PM (axyOa)


Sounds like you spent time in the land of the morning calm. I went back a little under two years ago for the first time in over three decades.

I could not believe the changes. I could orient on the mountains, river, and major [surviving] buildings, but I could not reconcile what I was seeing with what I remembered. Everything looked like a bad photoshop.

Posted by: Roger Murdoch at August 27, 2020 07:39 PM (lvXKd)

358 She has to go back.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 27, 2020 07:39 PM (U42QI)

359 337 Left Coast Dawg, hoof and mouth is fatal , no action necessary.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:35 PM (N/ghL)


I wasn't sure, but at least now I don't have to waste any precious, expensive ammo.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

360 Was in Fulda and Gelnhausen with my Dad in early 1950s. Still pretty raw at that time, but he looked German. His Mom was of German ancestry. He was a Tanker, mostly in Cav units, 30 plus years.

Posted by: Javems at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (ofIwF)

361 NEWS: Biden will begin traveling to battlegrounds after Labor Day. He lists Wisconsin, Minnesota, Arizona and Pennsylvania as among the states on his itinerary. He said he will "get out safely without jeopardizing peoples health."
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)


So he won't be driving?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (zrukV)

362 JackStraw which means he will drive around in a car with his mask on and wave out the windows.

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (OjZpE)

363 Nooood, dude and dudettes.

Posted by: OSL at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (wNww/)

364 Yes, but it's 2020

Posted by: Methos




Excellent point.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (xx4Eq)

365 My neighbor had a "Save America, Defeat Trump" sign out on her lawn a couple of days ago. It's gone, but now, I noticed a sticker on her mailbox that says the property is monitored by cameras. Hmmm, gonna have to ask around and see what happened.

Posted by: no good deed at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (MmFTx)

366 318 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.
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I got a dollar that says one of them accidentlly cuts off a limb by midnight.

Posted by: Menack at August 27, 2020 07:40 PM (buTO7)

367 Says slowjo that had an announcement with no mask and 10 people behind him with no mask.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2020 07:41 PM (N/ghL)

368 Try vinegar
That's what I said to Yamiche!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2020 07:41 PM (an7Mv)

369 While sitting at the drs office some old woman sat down with her "Joe Biden 2020" mask on. 10 minutes later some millennial idiots come in and tell her how much the like her mask. They all giggled like school girls.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 27, 2020 07:41 PM (w6A0l)

370 Has Oktoberfest been cancelled yet?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 27, 2020 07:42 PM (4tP3Q)

371 And when I was there in 75-77 we had multiple
terrorist groups roaming around the Country doing stupid $hit so we had
to be outside friggin 24/7 guarding stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Scott

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I got grabbed by the BPOL while traveling on a train. Unfortunate resemblance to some Baader-Meinhof guy.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 27, 2020 07:38 PM

The BundesGrundSchutze Polizie briefly detained me at a bar in the 1 K zone once.


I guess I looked too much like a Nazi. Blonde hair and blue eyes in civilian clothes.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2020 07:44 PM (JUOKG)

372 The national anthem is "Freddie's Dead"?

Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2020 07:47 PM (RuIsu)

373 Protesters build a guillotine outside Bezos' DC home.


Lol
Posted by: Ha at August 27, 2020 07:26 PM (aVZ1W)


Prime shipping!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2020 07:52 PM (rjE57)

374 I've got to give this woman credit, in less than 6 months she's gone from unknown to complete f'n dipshit (well really she did it in a day or so of her first public bellowing) I mean that's Acosta type numbers there, so she's destined for the HoF unless she doesn't have the stamina to last (and with that immense girth odds are she doesn't)

Posted by: Rbastid at August 27, 2020 07:54 PM (vaAZV)

375 If you have a small cock, you want a gun

says dim congressman

just when you think they have hit rock bottom

Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2020 07:56 PM (O+AcM)

376 I've got to give this woman credit, in less than 6 months she's gone from unknown to complete f'n dipshit (well really she did it in a day or so of her first public bellowing) I mean that's Acosta type numbers there, so she's destined for the HoF unless she doesn't have the stamina to last (and with that immense girth odds are she doesn't)
---------
And the best part is every time I make quarterly tax payments, it covers some of her salary.

Posted by: DrC at August 27, 2020 07:59 PM (llGBY)

377 Where do I go to protest criminal brutality?

Posted by: Natasha at August 27, 2020 08:14 PM (hbrUW)

378 334- A cunt is a nice, warm place that creates joy and pleasure and babies come from it.
Yamitchy is not a cunt.
She is an asshole.
She is full of shit. Shit is all she produces. Her reason for being is to produce shit.
And what she produces befouls everything and causes disease and uncleanliness. and she can't help but produce shit.

Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2020 08:27 PM (11H2y)

379 Biden will begin traveling to battlegrounds after Labor Day. He lists Wisconsin, Minnesota, Arizona and Pennsylvania as among the states on his itinerary. He said he will "get out safely without jeopardizing peoples health."
Posted by: JackStraw

Not exactly expanding the map

Posted by: Jean at August 27, 2020 08:30 PM (6cMoU)

380 Alcindor is a hatesow?

That seems a little generous.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at August 27, 2020 08:30 PM (Su9Le)

381 If you have a small cock, you want a gun. says dim congressman.

My cock is nothing special. It gets the job done. At least for me.


My marksmanship, however, turns heads.

Posted by: 2020 Sucks at August 27, 2020 09:05 PM (kH8TU)

382 Her first name, I assume, rhymes with "sammich?"

Posted by: Jim in KC at August 27, 2020 10:00 PM (18hPz)

383 She looks like the adopted kid on the final season of two and a half men.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 28, 2020 06:52 AM (RR9bO)

384 61 You know, it would be nice if a second Trump term defunded PBS so assholes like MadeUpName Alcindor had to squat under an overpass, their shoes damp from a feculent puddle of vomit, oil and sharts, picking at the worn threads of their Barney's bespoke suit, staring helplessly as cars speed by, forlornly holding up a "Will lick taint for money" sign scrawled in their feces on the side of a refrigerator box.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 27, 2020 06:56 PM (2JVJo)
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The hateful manatee with the Bozo the Clown hairline deserves to have this comment enshrined on r/MurderedByWords.

Posted by: Anarchangel at August 28, 2020 08:33 AM (dSBk2)

385 Y'all spell 'yambag' funny.

Posted by: rocketride at August 29, 2020 08:34 PM (4Gssz)

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