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Quarantine Cafe: Baby Goats Edition
Goat yoga, which is a real thing. They have this all around the country now. Or they did have it.
I actually tried to sign up for this back in January, but they were sold out for months and months. And then The Koof hit.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 20, 2020 07:53 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bete at August 20, 2020 07:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 07:54 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: EveR at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (DsGxB)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (2sCft)
Baby goats do doo do doo do doo
Baby goats do doo do doo do doo
Baby goats!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Goat Lecturer at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mohammedans at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: Black Phillip at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
They would play king of the mountain and butt heads.
Stupid autocucumber tried to capitalize "rock."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (PbpT7)
I agree.
Posted by: Totally not a bat at August 20, 2020 07:57 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 07:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*piano music stops*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Squid yoga, definitely.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (2sCft)
Other than as Satan's avatar.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Goat Fancier at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (wB6NV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
You're supposed to massage octopus before making sushi with it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (bDqIh)
We raised goats when I was growing up. Goat kids pretty much are the cutest things ever. Endlessly entertaining!
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*piano music stops*
Posted by: hogmartin"
fkn lol
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (wB6NV)
O_O
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
Other than as Satan's avatar.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)
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They are useful for food in semi-arid environments. That's why they were domesticated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)
We had a couple of them. Pain in the ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (oMCSF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*piano music stops*
Posted by: hogmartin
Every head turns and everyone stares.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BluesFish at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (kQFp+)
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Surprise anal! This thread is official.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (oMCSF)
Sure, kids are cute. But they grow into goats. Goats are the most monumental pain-in-the-ass of all farm animals, except perhaps if you're farming large predators for some reason.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Goat Yoga Pants at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)
Been watching Shark Tank reruns for the last few months on cable.
back to back to back to back to back to back to..........
Anyway, there was a guy who had one of these goat yoga businesses, trying to get a Shark to invest.
The goats walked away without a deal.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (2DOZq)
It's from the Latin. So it's actually really close, just not in English
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
You will understand goats well before youunderstand women.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*piano music stops*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
Eh... does this mean something else somewhere else I don't know about? Like a Star Trek creature of something?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (Nctxr)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Zj+nt)
Now you're getting it.
Posted by: Mohammedans at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: goats at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Joey Fingers at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (Zj+nt)
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (UAMe5)
I got Ghost of Tsushima and liked it a lot. The story was... good in the fact that it in no way tried to be 'shocking' or 'twisty.' When the conventional is subversive it is a weird thing. The game is breathtakingly beautiful on PS4 Pro.
But. One, and this is more an indictment of games in geenral rather than this one in particular: I am getting tired of bland, uninteresting characters. The game is a lot of fun, but for all it's breadth and many things to do and see, it feels somehow shallow.
SJW powerlevels are only present in the general: 'wow, it is amazing all these women are warriors in feudal Japan. It was a LOT more egalitarian than I thought!' and two (just two) quests with gay relationships I ran into in the middle of the game. It is as though they were just put in to check the quota off. The combat is fun and nuanced, but there was no real feeling of progression once you had unlocked all of the sword forms. They explicitly handed you a single weapon, which makes sense given that this is a Samurai game and the focus would be there.
Overall, I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Pliney at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (9yVfH
Okay I had the first letter right at least.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alamo at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (o50NV)
Posted by: goats at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
*piano music stops*
Posted by: hogmartin
Every head turns and everyone stares.
Posted by: Diogenes
Now we ain't lookin' for no trouble now...
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (geOSh)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (UAMe5)
Totes. Totes magoats.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)
Sure, kids are cute. But they grow into goats. Goats are the most monumental pain-in-the-ass of all farm animals, except perhaps if you're farming large predators for some reason.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (xkm5f)
Goats will do, well, what goats want to do.
That's goats. That's what they do. What they want.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zeera at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (UAMe5)
Totes. Totes magoats.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
Totes yourgoats?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Morroccan Donkey at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (9yVfH)
>>put up 10 feet of new shelving in the shop
In a Day.
You know...
Ace is like, right there.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:59 PM (Zj+nt)
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In my defense, I thought about it for a long time before actually doing it, then cut the planks the wrong size so I had to add two extra brackets. So, it's not, like, correctly done or anything.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (+3rQF)
He said the fences need to be able to hold water or they'll escape.
They are cute though.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (c6ma9)
It's OK, as long as the goats aren't eating Goodyear Tires.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (sy5kK)
In my experience, Nubians are the best. They're smaller, and more manageable and docile and fat. Avoid those French Alpine sonofabitches.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (xkm5f)
creatures. And excellent escape artists, to boot. My friend says they
are forever getting out of her pens.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM
I used to date a girl that raised goats. I got tired of repairing fences pretty quickly. I also learned why the sayings "smelly as a goat" and "horny as a goat" are true. The "horny as a goat" was why I was always repairing fences: she would isolated does that were in season to selectively breed. This isolation was made difficult by one particular buck who had no reservations about going through eight strands of electric fence.
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (OjZpE)
So Toad Yoga then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (wB6NV)
Nature's lawnmower.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
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They are useful for food in semi-arid environments. That's why they were domesticated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 20, 2020 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)
I don't have a lawn, and if I want food, I go to Safeway.
I'm not eating Beelzebub's buddy.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Hunter will be a real tear jerker pleading the country to elect Joe so Hunter can get a few more multi million contracts.
Blow ain't cheap you know.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (Nctxr)
Goats are smart. And curious. And persistent. This causes problems.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Banky Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:06 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (f35MK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
I got Ghost of Tsushima and liked it a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 08:03 PM (cI3Q7)
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I'm glad to hear good things about Ghost of Tsushima. This is on my "to play" list, lately I've been going back to Alien: Isolation, and I still have to finish the last mission on Final Fantasy XV. I have a serious game backlog going on, lots of stuff I haven't gotten to yet. Good problem to have.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: MoeLarryCurly at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (cZjDV)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Goat Fancier at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
At a BBQ, or a hot date?
Posted by: BroFo and the squad at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
Sounds like Hooters for middle easterners.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: the goat at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (XE0R+)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (OMsf+)
I'll bet his mate lit up like a pinball machine!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (wB6NV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
He wanted a beer.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (geOSh)
In Germany, they used to have the "GROFAZ". It wasn't a compliment.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (KAi1n)
Hey, wish I could have been there-- great group of Morons. I left the metro and now live in the little hill country town of Comfort. DFW is a long haul. Maybe I should put something together down here?
Posted by: Alamo at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (o50NV)
You will understand goats well before youunderstand women.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 08:01 PM (Zj+nt)
Now you're getting it.
Posted by: Mohammedans at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (c6ma9)
+++++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (T2NR8)
Le sigh
Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (w6A0l)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (rJD6t)
CRINGE
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Stringy and not much flavor.
Now the ones made by Pontiac back in the day, well....
Little GTO, you're really lookin' fine
Three deuces and a four-speed and a 389
Listen to her tachin' up now, listen to her why-ee-eye-ine
C'mon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
https://www.nubianplanet.com/most- beautiful-black-women-with-curves/
Posted by: 🧑 at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (StxPR)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (c6ma9)
All horny?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:10 PM (3vIkC)
Thanks for reminding me of the story, and of a great guy.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2020 08:10 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 20, 2020 08:10 PM (cIfWf)
Irrational ace is best ace.
Posted by: the goat at August 20, 2020 08:08 PM (XE0R+)
You know this only goes one way.
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:10 PM (c6ma9)
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (yQpMk)
Nice catching up on.that one Grump.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 20, 2020 08:10 PM (wB6NV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (OjZpE)
YOu can come get the goddam deer out of my yard...free
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (c6ma9)
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (OMsf+)
--
This much I believe.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (BRkq2)
CRINGE
They both like 'em wet? I can believe it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (KnJdm)
Liz Cheney Denounces QAnon as 'Dangerous Lunacy'
https://t.co/xqkyShjXbo?amp=1
Nice work GOPe, way to take Democrat narrative talking points & run with them:
Fox News' Juan Williams:
"The reality is Democrats are not responsible for some violent anarchists no more than Donald Trump is responsible for QAnon violence."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y5d3uk36
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (FBrfY)
I was cleaning the garage Tuesday evening and I kept hearing scrabbling noises and weird high pitched squeeks. I investigated and saw a white plastic bucket on the top shelf against the wall. It was about 7' up so I grabbed a ladder. As I got closer to grabbing the bucket, it became clear that the noises were indeed coming from inside it. I got the bucket and looked inside.....it was about 1/3rd full of squirming, writhing, squeaking bats. If bats freak you out, you'd need therapy for years. They had gotten into the bucket and evidently couldn't fly out and for sure couldn't climb out.
I took the bucket outside and tipped it on its side. 6-8 bats got out immediately and flew away. Several were too weak or dehydrated or whatever bats get, so I got them some water in a jar lid. All the live ones flew off eventually. There were 6 dead ones too. I've never seen bats trap themselves in a bucket, so I turned it upside down when I put it away.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (bE2ic)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (C1Lsn)
CRINGE
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
It's true. Both seemed to rather enjoy women's lefts too.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (an7Mv)
Joe Biden likes waitress sandwiches, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs. at August 20, 2020 08:13 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2020 08:13 PM (f35MK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
For sure! Good years.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:13 PM (OX9vb)
When I was a lad, I worked in an old time pharmacy in Fairfax, Va. My boss, Dr. Albright, told a story of a goat climbing on the cloth top of the family Packard when he was young.
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Yes, this is one of the key problems of having bastard goats. They're hard to keep in the pasture. Really, really hard to keep in the pasture.
And they have a natural climbing instinct. Any rise is irresistible to the goat, the bastard of the farmyard. So once they get out (and they will), they'll find the nearest climbable vehicle and climb the shit out of that sucker.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:13 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (c6ma9)
Let Dutchess and Peanut out to exercise. Looked out the window and they were chasing each other around the yard. So both of them must be feeling better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (mht8P)
They need a continous supply of baby goats. What do you think happens as they get too big? That's right - off to some halal butcher.
Posted by: MHK at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (iQIUe)
CRINGE
They both like 'em wet? I can believe it.
Wet and breathless.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (RuIsu)
Gutfield is going to be on Tucker's show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (Nctxr)
The two smartest men on FOX news.
Kristin Fisher, the redhead and daughter of astronauts, is the hottest, and is also pretty dang smart.
Together, the bedrock of a new network.
Get on it!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (sy5kK)
Man, I went to the wrong business school. I wuz robbed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: getting my goat banned back together at August 20, 2020 08:14 PM (BtfGT)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:15 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:15 PM (J8nVw)
CRINGE
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
++++
That's rather frightening.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:15 PM (T2NR8)
that said, I prefer mountain goats. they're cooler.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
CRINGE
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Tucker tore Uncle Teddy apart
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:15 PM (Nctxr)
Joe drives an Oldsmobile?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs. at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Neighborhood Dealer at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pile Up
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (In5Sq)
https://www.ijpr.org/show/as-it-was/2015-03-04/grazing-goats-forecast-weather-in-roseburg
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (mht8P)
dirty old billy goat that lived in the bar. You would sit at a booth and
suddenly you are smelling .. something. Then you look down and there is
a stinking goat under the table.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM
Sounds about like Silky Sullivans in Memphis:
https://youtu.be/jGZQHVOww2A
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (sWM8x)
noises were indeed coming from inside it. I got the bucket and looked
inside.....it was about 1/3rd full of squirming, writhing, squeaking
bats.
That's a great trap for chipmunks if you put water and sunflower seeds in it. My brother is overrun by them. Dumps them away from the house and the nightlife dines on them.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 08:17 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:18 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (V5Y5S)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: zombie jim croce at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KnJdm)
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Was she carving her initials on the goat?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (3vIkC)
An alliance of baby goats!
No, that's not quite right. How could I phrase that better...
Posted by: Rihar at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (+PABY)
We did too. Took a long time, a few bites and you're pretty buzzed.
Posted by: The Worms at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (9yVfH)
I think it is Heifer International. I believe they are a legit NPO.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Downcast at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (cDAVO)
A goat once bit my sister. True story.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:18 PM (KnJdm)
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Was she carving her initials on the goat?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (UAMe5)
Now that you mention it. No.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (HhXSr)
You wanted bats
You settle for goats
You get Bat Goat
https://www.fox13news.com/news/
bat-goat-named-bruce-wayne-born-at-oregon-zoo
(remove space)
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Moe Hare at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (FTlwv)
*Insert rude jokes here.*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (d6DSt)
An alliance of baby goats!
No, that's not quite right. How could I phrase that better...
Posted by: Rihar at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (+PABY)
A gang. A biker goat gang.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 20, 2020 08:07 PM (+3rQF)
I can play Alien: Isolation in ~20 minute sessions, or until I get my head ate, whichever comes first. Then it goes back on the pile for another couple weeks.
*shudder*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
don't know if anyone's posted it already, but there's a funny version of that goat leaping over the other goats with that voiceover guy. I'm looking for it on YouTube.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:21 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Downcast at August 20, 2020 08:21 PM (cDAVO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (cZjDV)
The CPO mess on every ship is known as the goat locker.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
There were 6 dead ones too. I've never seen bats trap themselves in a bucket, so I turned it upside down when I put it away.
Posted by: Muad'dib
They need to put a bat warning label on buckets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon
I will return again
Sure as the dust that floats high in June
When movin' through Kashmir
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (Nctxr)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: zombie jim croce at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (an7Mv)
I take it back. I think ostriches are probably worse to raise than goats. I haven't raised ostriches, but I've been to ostrich farms. Those animals are total retarded assholes, every last one. And in groups, they riot. They're basically the Antifa of the farmyard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
with a few show goats (didn't know they had goat shows).
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (C1Lsn)
It's like in Tijuana, but in Baghdad.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (KnJdm)
Heh.
Growing up in Colorado, we knew snow was coming when we could smell Greeley. Well, Greeley cattle.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (bDqIh)
But they are out there.
maa *WACK*
maaa maaa *WACK WACK*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:23 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2020 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
Pan grilled, with a red wine reduction of the drippings?
All served on a bed of couscous.
*now I'm hungry*
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2020 08:23 PM (Z4rgH)
He had an album that I have long since lost, but was awesome in its weird way, and was my favorite to play when I wanted the sleeping riffraff to clear out of my apartment on Sunday morning.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (OX9vb)
baby goats are the only natural source of antigravity found. however no effective method of extraction and preservation has yet been found.
You doubt me. I present the philological proof:
Cabra (or Cabrito) is clearly a cognate of Cavorite
See?
Now that is dealt with I am off to discover what happened to all the strawberries.
Posted by: Kiindltot at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: ace
** types Ace is an ewok joke **
** deletes **
** types carrots in chili joke **
** deletes **
** types short joke about Atc **
** deletes **
Posted by: Hands at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: TOM BRADY at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (X8Oz/)
Posted by: Ronster at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (90/c2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
And don't get me started on the F**king Emus! Those birds are like gangsters. They'll surround you and peck the sh*t out of you if you don't give them what they want!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
The emus are even crankier.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2020 08:25 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:25 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (9yVfH)
Joel Fischer
@JFNYC1
·
2h
The anus of a Blue Whale can stretch a distance of just over three feet, making it the 2nd biggest a**hole in the world. The first being Bill de Blasio
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (mcAJr)
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2020 08:04 PM (c6ma9)
Somebody, I think Freaked got Ace's goat last thread...
Freaked paid for it though
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (luzVb)
Caught The Five today and heard Juan. He was especially dishonest today. Even Baghdad Bob was laughing at him. He was at Peak Stupid and everyone knew it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 08:28 PM (TdMsT)
And zombie jim croce's second comment was supposed to 'a jamaican guy' although maybe they serve alot of goat n Heaben!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:28 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 08:28 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: freaked at August 20, 2020 08:28 PM (XE0R+)
The start of Tim Pool's show he's showing video of trucks driving around Wilmington DE in trucks with screens on the side of them showing pictures of Biden sniffing women and one that says I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2020 08:28 PM (Nctxr)
All you ammo preppers would do well to add 2 nannys and a buck to your supplies.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (9yVfH)
Sounds like a good premise to a movie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2020 08:29 PM (wiXsO)
Goats on the roof of the cafe in Coombs, B.C.:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxe775fw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (mcAJr)
+++
Those are some pretty big goats and their horns look pretty menacing.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:29 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (an7Mv)
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Delicious, mon!
Posted by: zombie jim croce at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (an7Mv)
chevon, iirc
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (ONvIw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbDxtKx9FhE
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: pornhub at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ha at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (X8Oz/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
And don't get me started on the F**king Emus! Those birds are like gangsters. They'll surround you and peck the sh*t out of you if you don't give them what they want!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2sCft)
238 I take it back. I think ostriches are probably worse to raise than goats. I haven't raised ostriches, but I've been to ostrich farms. Those animals are total retarded assholes, every last one. And in groups, they riot. They're basically the Antifa of the farmyard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
The emus are even crankier.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2020 08:25 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (9yVfH)
chickens or goats to people in African countries. Crap, can't remember
the name but they we legit.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:16 PM (9yVfH)
I think it is Heifer International. I believe they are a legit NPO.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM
Samaritan's Purse does it as well. My Dad's idea of a Christmas present was people receiving a card in the mail telling them that he'd donated a goat in their name.
https://tinyurl.com/yx8ufrck
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
hahahah ! now that is funny
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (VcFUs)
265 Ladyl, Darlin, have a safe trip to VA .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (9yVfH)
--------
Yeah!
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (xSz05)
Unsettling, unnerving, egregious and becoming exasserbating.
Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (yfRY9)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 20, 2020 08:02 PM (UAMe5)
Totes. Totes magoats.
Posted by: hogmartin
I bought a tote bag with "Totes M'goats" in the lost city of Portland, long ago before it was overrun by the manBuns.
Posted by: Downcast at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (cDAVO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (aKsyK)
Hillary is on MSNBC right now. Tearing down the Senate for not deposing Trump. She is still not over it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (U2p+3)
That's what Juan must have meant by "all the QAnon violence."
And yeah, Juan, your side did blame it on Trump.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:31 PM (9yVfH)
{{{BenHad}}}
Thank you so much!
Can't wait for TEXAS!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2020 08:20 PM (cZjDV)
Actually, the Naval Academy has a goat for a mascot because a sheep would be too obvious.
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (luzVb)
Can I interest him in a contribution to The Human Fund?
Posted by: George Costanza at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (HhXSr)
I was gonna make popcorn for slow Joe. Not sure I'm gonna make it.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
======
*Golf clap*
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs. at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: Mohammed el'Goater at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (d6DSt)
Hillary is on MSNBC right now. Tearing down the Senate for not deposing Trump. She is still not over it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
Ahhhhh ha ha ha.
Wretched pear-shaped human husk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (DTX3h)
lololol
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:27 PM (luzVb)
So is Biden like a dream within a dream, then?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (V5Y5S)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (RJCvt)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, now what are we gonna do for fun?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2020 07:58 PM (Zj+nt)
Aren' those just mangy coytes?
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs)
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
I met an Israeli farmer who had a pretty good solution for farming ostrich. You know those yellow plastic nose-rings they put in cattle to track them? It's like those, but smaller, and they're not for tracking, but for control. If he was in their pens and they went all crazy on him, he could push a button on his belt, and they'd all get shocked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (xkm5f)
He had an album that I have long since lost, but was awesome in its weird way, and was my favorite to play when I wanted the sleeping riffraff to clear out of my apartment on Sunday morning.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (OX9vb)
--
Yeah, I saw Pere Ubu at St. Andrew's in DeyTWAH. I got sucked into a mosh maelstrom and got my favorite jacket burned by a clove cigarette.
In one song, Dave kept the rhythm by beating on a piece of metal with a hammer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
I don't know how many signs I've passed back home in Alabama that said "goat milk fudge." I've tried it. Once. It was OK, I guess.
Have had goat that was cooked so it looked sorta like brisket. Not bad atall.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Ronster at August 20, 2020 08:24 PM (90/c2)
Aimlessly driving about, during a stay in Las Vegas. A number of us found ourselves driving though Needles California...don't ask why.
We were hungry , and so stopped at a little cantina called Rositas. At the side of the building there were a few dogs tied up.
We went in, and ordered lunch. Beef burritos were the order of the day. They were good, but tasted a bit odd.
Upon leaving said establishment, we noticed that the dogs were gone baby, gone... just the rope and the collars were laying on the ground.
I've always wondered just what went into those burritos.
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: blaster
Probably right. As soon as the visiting Army guys spotted a sheep it would be gone.
Posted by: Aviator at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (3vIkC)
Ahhhhh ha ha ha.
Wretched pear-shaped human husk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable
========
And where's Bill? Sitting in the next room, stirring a cocktail, and shaking his head. Trying not to slam the door too loudly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:36 PM (G51Gf)
The anus of a Blue Whale can stretch a distance of just over three feet, making it the 2nd biggest a**hole in the world. The first being Bill de Blasio
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2
There are countless asses on the left vying for the title.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 08:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (9yVfH)
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Got it!
I think.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2020 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
Yep but don't you hate when the tiny hooves get stuck in your teeth? So annoying.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:36 PM (luzVb)
@JFNYC1
The anus of a Blue Whale can stretch a distance of just over three feet, making it the 2nd biggest a**hole in the world. The first being Bill de Blasio
Trump might have a shot at the popular vote. California is also a shit show and now it's on fire and out of power. Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
I am so stealing that. Haven't heard anything snorfle-worthy all day.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (V5Y5S)
Joe Biden is like a Requiem for a Dream.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2020 08:37 PM (2sCft)
Hollywood, Susan Sarandon, supports a charity that gives goats to the
third world of the third world. This is good for giving somebody a leg
up. Goats feed on about anything, can be prolific breeders, yield a lot
of milk, and when they go dry you can eat them and use the hide.
Navy/Marine Corps G1 flight jacket is goat hide.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 20, 2020 08:12 PM (C1Lsn)
Wait until she finds out they are implicated in desertification!!!!
Bwahahahaha!
Lil' Miss Tragedy of the Commons / Capitalism Kills is causing environmental degradation one ungulate at a time!!!
Posted by: Kiindltot at August 20, 2020 08:37 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (J8nVw)
Signs for that shit were everywhere we went when we drove from Cleveland to Meadville on US 322...back in my yoot.
We stopped once. One time was all it took. That shit is vile!
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
+++++
She has been screeching and hollering for 4 years now over her loss. I bet Bill has gotten an earful of it. I certainly hope so.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (T2NR8)
Kid goat is delicious, straight-up. For a mature doe or wether, stew or brisket. Basically like lamb & mutton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (xkm5f)
I think it's emanating from behind a comma in deep camouflage.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (fIHXk)
=====
I keel you!!!
Posted by: Achmed, the dead terrorist at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (1Xx0L)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (cqGlW)
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
OMG, clove cigarettes...I smoked those for a while. What a poser I was!
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (OX9vb)
We stopped once. One time was all it took. That shit is vile!
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)
I can't even smell it.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (TdMsT)
making it the 2nd biggest a**hole in the world. The first being Bill de
Blasio
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
hahahah ! now that is funny
It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:40 PM (lgiXo)
Beware of anything with an animal name and "fudge" in the title...
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (3vIkC)
It is known...now.
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2020 08:40 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Auspex at August 20, 2020 08:40 PM (uvUaL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
+++++
She has been screeching and hollering for 4 years now over her loss. I bet Bill has gotten an earful of it. I certainly hope so.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (T2NR
The Beast is truly the Hell on earth Slick deserves. No wonder he looks like walking death.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
If anyone does ask, tell them it's because you wanted to visit Snoopy's older brother, Spike.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
wuts next, twerking ??
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (OX9vb)
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The scent of clove ciggies is my lemon madeleine, it immediately takes me back.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
to raise than goats. I haven't raised ostriches, but I've been to
ostrich farms. Those animals are total retarded assholes, every last
one. And in groups, they riot. They're basically the Antifa of the
farmyard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:22 PM (xkm5f)
"En cada barrio un avestruz"
Impress me Horde, what does that mean really?
Posted by: Kiindltot at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (WyVLE)
She has been screeching and hollering for 4 years now over her loss. I bet Bill has gotten an earful of it. I certainly hope so.
Posted by: washrivergal
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I think it's interesting he's nowhere to be seen and he hasn't said a word on that "What Happened" subject.
And there she goes again, saying how dangerous it is that Trump "admires" a leader who poisons his opponents and wishes he could rule that way, too. (Some Russian apparently just drank poisoned tea.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (OX9vb)
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
Hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (0DUrk)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:26 PM (J8nVw)
Don't tell the greenies about whale turds.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (y7DUB)
But they've been photographed dancing on the beach.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (lgiXo)
Impress me Horde, what does that mean really?
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Embrace Me, My Sweet Embraceable Ewe?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2020 08:44 PM (sWM8x)
Trump Campaign can troll like no one's business. Sort of a devil may care attitude but with a specific purpose.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:44 PM (HhXSr)
>>And there she goes again, saying how dangerous it is that Trump "admires" a leader who poisons his opponents and wishes he could rule that way, too. (Some Russian apparently just drank poisoned tea.)
She might be a bit concerned.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: washrivergal
Bill hasn't. Huma probably has though...
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:44 PM (3vIkC)
Impress me Horde, what does that mean really?
Posted by: Kiindltot at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (WyVLE)
"In every neighborhood, they're in estrus"
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:39 PM (OX9vb)
I got some embarrassing shit that I did
but I don't rat myself out
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
If anyone does ask, tell them it's because you wanted to visit Snoopy's older brother, Spike.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)
Very good...***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (a4EWo)
CAIR National@CAIRNational
Our sister @lsarsour is an outspoken advocate of justice for all, including the Jewish community. Smearing her and other American Muslims as anti-Semitic for supporting Palestinian human rights is predictable, despicable and unacceptable. Our political leaders must stop doing it.
Ady Barkan@AdyBarkan
Just now seeing that the Biden campaign issued a vile and dishonest statement against my beloved sister @lsarsour.
Linda is a fierce advocate for justice and freedom, and a leading antiracist and organizer against antisemitism.
The Biden campaign must retract and apologize.
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Linda Sarsour is like a saint! We just have to accept that the Jews are subhuman, criminal, and don't deserve to live.
Joe must either retract and apologize or lose the screwball vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 20, 2020 08:38 PM (cqGlW)
Piker. We got a low altitude night jump in three hours with a 12 mile road march afterwards.
Posted by: Army Privates At The Tiddy Bar at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: 🦦 at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (StxPR)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (9yVfH)
Yea, I read that horse breeders keep goats around for some reason. Is it because goats are good nannies ?
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
En cada barrio un avestruz
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An ostrich on every block. Is it a joke on a chicken in every pot?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2020 08:47 PM (zMnvF)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Army Privates At The Tiddy Bar at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (VcFUs)
Assholes, i could be sleeping with mamasan, but you shits are out of the barracks and i had to come get you. Don't even look tired or I'll have your ass.
Posted by: Army Sergeant Rousting The Privates at August 20, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mohammed el'Goater at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (d6DSt)
and mean while, snow is white
Posted by: JOHN HOLMES at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (O+AcM)
I would carry a 2 x 4 and lean against it for protection.
Posted by: Picric at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM (G51Gf)
Is there a worldwide polonium shortage?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (AHq56)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mvh5gh
: streptostyly :
Yes, she looks high as a kite. Also, I think she could swallow a badger whole.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (lgiXo)
Goats on the roof of the cafe in Coombs, B.C.:
There's one on the roof of a Swedish restaurant in Door County, WI. Fvckers always look down like they're going to jump on you.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (In5Sq)
Posted by: Army Sergeant Rousting The Privates at August 20, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)
Stupid effing squad leader. His dumb ass is going to dou letime around the company the entire 12 miles for this shit.
Posted by: Army Platoon Sergeant at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
I bet doggeh would like it though
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (d1uFV)
She might be a bit concerned.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I had put it down to psychosis. Do you really think they'll threaten her freedom? I'd think her money, at most.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (G51Gf)
Carne asada
Carnitas con todo
Gyros
Posted by: Braenyard at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (In5Sq)
Gyros is goat ? Not lamb ?
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Heifer Project. And not just goats; they do all kinds of animals, chickens, cows, water buffalo, etc. to suit the region, as well as trees, etc.
Excellent organization, started in Arkansas. HQ right next to Clinton's double-wide museum. in Little Rock.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (beXqm)
Somebody compared pics of BJ Cliton and Sammy Hagar not too long ago. They're only about 6 months apart in age. Sammy looks great, BJ not so much.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (HaL55)
Hillary will get on Satan's nerves.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)
++++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (T2NR8)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (9yVfH)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (O+AcM)
I have no shame.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (nAJ3K)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (l6b3d)
What do they do stretch the skin back with tape? And you'd think a bitch with her kind of loot could get decent implant in that mouth.
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (ONvIw)
Stupid effing squad leader. His dumb ass is going to dou letime around the company the entire 12 miles for this shit.
Posted by: Army Platoon Sergeant at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (VcFUs)
Shit for brains, where the hell is your squad leader? And his phuck up privates? Your lame ass platoon has entry control point duty for the next month. Maybe you can work some discipline into them.
Posted by: Army First Sergeant at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (lgiXo)
Huma should pick up some Desitin ointment for that nasty rash...
Posted by: browndog at August 20, 2020 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (HaL55)
hey now !
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 20, 2020 08:51 PM (VcFUs)
Any time someone says "he has never blah, blah, blah"
it's all BS
nothing is never, except scientific laws, which are always
never is an all encompassing word
Posted by: JOHN HOLMES at August 20, 2020 08:52 PM (O+AcM)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mvh5gh
Gah! It was the freaky fake grin, raised head while declaring that Biden would be an excellent president -- and then the jaw comes unhinged to eat the toddler just out of view. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2020 08:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:52 PM (an7Mv)
And there she goes again, saying how dangerous it is that Trump "admires" a leader who poisons his opponents and wishes he could rule that way, too. (Some Russian apparently just drank poisoned tea.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:43 PM
If I remember right, Bill was said not to be very surprised on Election Night. He'd been to the UK around the time of Brexit, and said he suspected it was the same sort of thing. Say what you will about his character, he can really read the political winds.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2020 08:52 PM (V5Y5S)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 08:45 PM (O+AcM)
I have no shame.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (OX9vb)
wut r u waring ??
Posted by: JOHN HOLMES at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (O+AcM)
In your url window type: www.donaldjtrump.com/
(type in gibberish after the / )
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
That man is a SAVAGE, and he wields snark like a broadsword!!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (2O5Io)
Truly a worthy charity.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (9yVfH)
you'd think a bitch with her kind of loot could get decent implant in that mouth.
Posted by: CN
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That mystifies me, too. Trade in that subzero freezer full of gourmet chocolate bars and get a decent set of dentures.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (PUmDY)
I think she's just trying to keep dem teefs from falling out.
Try some Poli-Grip before TV appearances, Nancy. Jeebus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (HaL55)
Cabo Wabo, baby!!!!
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)
Trump Campaign can troll like no one's business. Sort of a devil may care attitude but with a specific purpose.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2020 08:44 PM (HhXSr)
Right?! It'd be fun just to sit with those guys for a day to watch what they do.
Posted by: Tami at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (xkm5f)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (zMnvF)
Posted by: Kiindltot at August 20, 2020 08:42 PM (WyVLE)
Someone really overdoing a chicken in every pot.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (l6b3d)
If I remember right, Bill was said not to be very surprised on Election Night. He'd been to the UK around the time of Brexit, and said he suspected it was the same sort of thing. Say what you will about his character, he can really read the political winds.
Posted by: Dr. T
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That's the talk around town. Bill said there was change in the air, especially after Brexit. Warned the campaign, they ignored him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Baldy at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (OLCH5)
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at August 20, 2020 08:53
*pours formaldehyde on Joe's Brain
Did that help at all ??
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (G51Gf)
Maybe the face tape pulls the jaw too much, and she looks like Alien with red lipstick?
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (ONvIw)
More embarrassment. This ad on the DNC going on and on and on about how Obama put Joe in charge of finding a cure for cancer.
Do they really want to do that? Because...How'd that go?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (0jZnq)
It's very good, don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good authentic gyro occasionally. But that's Mystery Meat. Or a brontosaurus leg.
One of the two.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (HaL55)
What's coming will threaten the reputations and livelihood of a lot of powerful people both inside the government and out. For the first time in the history of the country we didn't have a peaceful transfer after the last election.
No, I never thought she would go to jail. Yea, I think a whole lot of people have been terrified since the day Trump won.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)
More embarrassment. This ad on the DNC going on and on and on about how Obama put Joe in charge of finding a cure for cancer.
Do they really want to do that? Because...How'd that go?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
At least as well as "Christopher Reeve will walk when Al Gore is President"
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (nAJ3K)
I've read that it comes from the original scapegoat ceremony in Leviticus - 2 kid goats are chosen, one is sacrificed,the other is the scapegoat and bears everyone 's sins, allowed to wander the wilderness
The scapegoat is known as Azazel
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (J8nVw)
You take my kind of lunches. I never thought of myself as antisocial. It's just that, at some point, the vast majority of humanity simply became tiresome to me. But watching baby goats play is a perfectly good afternoon activity.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2020 08:57 PM (zMnvF)
we would go down to del rio and take a taxi to Acuna
The locals had carts with cabrito on a stick
purty sure, at best, it was dog
Posted by: REDACTED at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (O+AcM)
I have another Glock 21SF
Did you score ammo?
Because DAYUM that shit is expensive.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (luzVb)
In today's world, it will be known as "Whitey" if Trump loses...
Posted by: Mookie at August 20, 2020 08:58 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2020 08:48 PM (l6b3d)
What do they do stretch the skin back with tape? And you'd think a bitch with her kind of loot could get decent implant in that mouth.
Posted by: CN at August 20, 2020 08:50 PM (ONvIw)
I believe I have solved the puzzle of Nanzi's strange jaw and mouth motions. There is a switch implanted in her mouth, that when closed by a certain sideways/chewing movement of the lower jaw, sends a signal to an implant in her arm that releases a measured amount of heroin directly into a vein. It can dispense multiple hits, and can be refilled in a brief out-patient operation. She can and does go "tripping" anytime, anyplace.
Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2020 08:59 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2020 08:54 PM (2O5Io)
As soon the big bank and tech bundlers get off.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 20, 2020 09:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMFH at August 20, 2020 08:53 PM (RU4sa)
Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell
Posted by: Cake at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at August 20, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)
They're really hard to separate.
Posted by: Jesus at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (jK8Z7)
It's a shame they were hunted to extinction back in the '60s.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 20, 2020 09:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2020 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (xkm5f)
sort of that.
In Cuba last year one of the Generals made a comment about the lack of dairy and beef grown on the island and he made the comment that the native Cane rat and ostriches created more protein for the fodder than cattle, and the Cuban Agricultural Ministry should look into ramping up raising those animals to forestall future shortages.
Because of that a thousand ostrich memes were launched on cuban social media, one of which played on the Government slogan "En cada barrio un comite"
I noted when I heard about it that the Cuban street had discovered Memes and there was no way to reverse the course of history from there.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2020 09:03 PM (WyVLE)
When the chiron on Hannity says moments away it means three segments from now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2020 09:07 PM (q2K0j)
That's the very best thing about it; they don't just hand out money, they give something that can keep providing, and yes, I believe every one who gets an animal is expected to donate an animal locally, once the animal begins having offspring.
It's brilliant.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2020 09:08 PM (beXqm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2020 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Also, I probably have accidentally eaten goat at an indian restaurant.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 20, 2020 09:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2020 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 20, 2020 08:46 PM (lgiXo)
Okay_ I laughed out loud!
Posted by: free tibet at August 20, 2020 09:27 PM (Fro69)
Plain yoga is kinda meh.
Posted by: Hereogar at August 20, 2020 09:47 PM (OngrR)
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